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Target 1: Bill
He brought this on himself, Ron knew this. It had started last night when he and Harry were sitting in the living room talking about nothing in particular. When the conversation was brought to Ginny Ron now knew he should have stopped talking.
“Still can’t believe that you’re dating my sister sometimes.”
Harry laughed, “You and me both.”
“Well, it was either her or George right?” Ron joked.
“No it would have been Fred, his arse is nicer,” Harry replied casually. “Maybe Bill because damn.”
“Harry you can’t have everyone in my family.”
“Yes I can but if it makes you feel better you can keep Percy.”
“Harry you can’t have everyone, it’s not possible. I mean Bill’s married for one.”
Harry grinned, “We’ll see, goodnight Ron.”
Harry ran up the stairs, Ron blinked. Jeez Harry was such a weirdo sometimes, what would he do without him and Hermione. He crawled into bed with Hermione, and paused, what did Harry mean “we’ll see?” Probably nothing, Ron shook his head and fell asleep moments later.
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“Morning Ron.”
“Morning Harry.” Ron stopped in the hallway. “Harry?”
Harry turned, “Yah?”
“Are….are you wearing Bill’s Weasley sweater?”
“Yes.”
Ron blinked, “But-”
“Come on I’m starving.” Harry interrupted.
Harry walked down the stairs with Ron closely behind, when they entered the kitchen Bill was the only one there, sitting at the table.
“Harry? Is that my sweater?”
“Yes.”
Bill smiled, “You look good in it.”
“I know.”
Harry grabbed a plate of eggs and toast and sat down next to Bill, Ron sat across from them with his own plate of food.
“Bill dear, can you pass me the jam?”
“Of course Harry dear.” Bill grabbed the jam and handed it to Harry.
“Thank you gorgeous.” Harry winked.
Bill grinned and went back to reading the paper, Ron felt his face heat up with embarrassment. He hoped no one noticed as he ate a mouthful of eggs,
“You’ve got quite a lovely arse Bill, have I ever told you?”
Ron choked on his food, “No you haven’t but thank you, Harry. Although it pales in comparison to yours, you’ve got quite a delectable arse.”
“Thank you I’ve always thought so too. Ron are you all right?”
Ron nodded as he slowly stopped choking, “Would you like some water?”
Ron nodded again, Harry got up and grabbed a glass filling it up with water then handed it to Ron who gratefully took a big drink. Harry sat down in Bill’s lap casually and placed a kiss on his cheek. Ron spit out his water and spilling the rest on himself.
“Honestly Ron, sometimes you can make such a mess,” Bill said as if that was the only thing that had happened.
Ron’s face became redder as he began to stutter and point between Bill and Harry. Harry smiled innocently at him as he placed his plate in the sink.
“Alright, gorgeous let’s go.”
Bill got up and picked Harry up bridal style, when he did Harry pressed a kiss to Bill’s lip and then gave Ron a shit-eating grin as they left the kitchen. Hermione came in after they left and frowned at Ron,
“What?”
Ron could still only stutter, Hermione rolled her eyes, “Oh honestly Ronald, they look cute together.”
She left the kitchen holding back a giggle, she wondered how long it would be until Ron finally lost it completely or even funnier, fainted. She smiled, Harry really was going to drag this out until he got the result he wanted, whatever that was, but she could tell he hadn’t gotten it yet. She just hoped she would be there when he did.