Chapter 1: Falling
Notes:
Warning: this fic has MASSIVE Persona 5/Royal spoilers in it. Viewer discretion is advised.
Edited 4/27/23: A line about Sae which is no longer consistent with canon.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
I had it all. Power. Sheer power. Like an ninja, I could slide into the shadows where no one would look, point at them, and either make them psychotic, or kill them, without a trace leading back to me. And if someone came to where I did my work, I could crush them with sheer force, like a fly in a giant’s hand.
...so why was I collapsed in front of these thieves and misfits in defeat? How was my power not enough to overcome them? Why… couldn’t I defeat my… my...
...friends? Teammates? ...enemies? Who were they? Why was I doubting myself? Wasn’t my mission clear? Wasn’t my hatred of them clear enough that my task should have been simple? Were they actually that strong? Or was I…
“You ready to call it quits?” said Ryuji, breaking my train of thought. That stupid ape of a human was always far too blunt. And yet somehow, he was right. I was done. All I wanted now was to leave, to be anywhere except this place.
I gasped for air for a moment. “I know… I’ve had enough…” I looked up. I looked at their leader, the man in the black coat and the bird-like mask. My rival. The object of my fascination and envy. The man whom I had tried to kill, but through a complicated gambit had slipped out of my grasp. He looked at me as well. Both of us were Wild Cards, those with the power to wield multiple Personas, but I had every advantage over him… I realized, every advantage, except one.
“You’re so lucky… lucky to be surrounded… by teammates who acknowledge you… and once Shido confesses his crimes, you’ll all be heroes. As for me, people will find out my past deductions were just charade. My fame and trust will vanish.” I shook my head; once my crimes were exposed, it was over. My life, my dreams… everything I had to live for would be taken away, with no family to turn to. Everyone would see me for who I really was: a monster, a murderer, a deceiver. A child whose mere existence was a sin. If I was lucky, a life behind bars awaited me. If not...
I looked up at them again. The cat spoke, “...I see. So you were turning people psychotic, then solving the cases yourself. And you did that by joining forces with Shido.”
Joining forces. Only so far as I could to get near him, then kill him when I had the chance, to erase my bastard past from anyone who could ever find out. So I could be noticed. So I could be special.
But in the face of this defeat, I had failed.
“In the end… I couldn’t be special…”
“Dude, you’re more than special…” I heard Ryuji say.
I looked up to him in shock.
“It pains me to admit,” Makoto said, “but your wit and strength far exceeds ours. We only defeated you by teaming up. I was honestly… envious of your natural ability. It was frustrating to see how much my sister trusted you…”
Envious? How can one be envious of my power, fueled only by hate and loathing? And Sae-san… I only led her astray with my lies. I couldn’t help it, I wanted to earn her trust, through any means necessary, as I respected her wit and instincts even as I knew I would eventually double-cross her, as I did everyone else...
“I have no intention of forgiving you for what you did to my father, but…” Haru paused. “...I sympathize with you. I wholeheartedly understand wanting to get back at the adults who took from you…”
Haru… I killed her father and left her without guardians, and yet she was still somehow more concerned about his murderer’s well-being than her own? It was true, though… I took away her father, but other adults, including my own piece-of-shit father, screwed me so much and left me to fend for myself, which led to the events that caused me to kill him in the first place...
“But when you gained the power to fulfill that desire, you only used it for your own self benefit,” said Yusuke.
“If you’ve got more than one Persona, maybe you actually have the same kinda power as Joker’s,” Futaba said, cutting in. I found she was prone to that, when I was working with them in Sae-san’s palace. “ But you trusted no one, so you only got two Personas: one for your lies, and one for your hate. Still, you thought that was enough, right? That part I totally get.”
Futaba was another one I never could truly get. The way she thought, the way she talked, the way she just… perceived things compared to most people. It was like a child’s train of thought, unknowing of the wider world but at the same time unclouded by prejudice and social etiquette to strike right at the core. And like Haru, she knew now I killed her mother, but here she was picking apart my personality, my past and my way of thinking, instead of cursing me out and calling me a monster like other people in this world would, and telling me she understood… and I wondered how anyone else, most especially her, could understand...
“You excelled at everything over us… yet that was the one thing you lacked,” Yusuke added.
“.......” I knelt there speechless. Who were these people? Why were they not just killing me while I was down? If I were in their position, I would do that… my sense of justice wouldn’t allow anything else, and yet...
“Alright, let’s go back and get that callin’ card ready!” Ryuji bellowed loudly. As they went to leave the engine room, he turned around and looked me in the eye. “We’re gonna take Shido down. What’re you gonna do?”
“It’d be a problem if you kept getting in our way. Wanna come along and help us settle things?” Ann asked.
…! After all I did to them? Killing two of their parents and almost killing their leader, they still wanted to give me a second chance?!
“...are you all idiots? You should get rid of me… if you don’t want me getting in your way.” I nervously chuckled. “...you are all truly beyond my comprehension.”
Then, I noticed all of them looking at something behind me in shock. I turned my head, and was too shocked by the figure approaching from behind me.
“Akechi?” Ryuji asked.
“Another one?!” Yusuke exclaimed. “Wait, is he…”
The cat shouted, “That’s… Shido’s cognitive version of Akechi!”
My father’s cognition of me… I should have guessed such a being existed within his palace. The way he strutted up, the blank stare in his eyes, his cold expression… just seeing it chilled me to the core, even before it started talking.
“I’ll deal with the rest of you later,” it said to them, before pulling out a pistol and pointing it at my head. “Captain Shido’s orders… he has no need for losers. Well… this just moves the plan up a little. He was going to get rid of you after the election anyway."
I jolted in shock. “What?!”
“Did you truly believe you’d be spared after all the murders you undertook? Don’t tell me… were you actually feeling good about having someone rely on you for once?” I gritted my teeth, disgusted that this was how Shido thought of me, and now was toying with my own insecurities and fears… I never had a high opinion of him regardless, only doing his bidding until he won the election before I would kill him, but to see that he thought of me, his son, as just another disposable tool toward his tyranny…
“Oh by the way, the captain says it’s time you receive retribution for causing the mental shutdowns,” it continued.
“What the hell man?! That bastard’s the one who put him up to it!” Ryuji yelled.
...I realized it now. This cognition was his security system against me and my vengeance-filled heart. Something that could play me like a fiddle and break me mentally before unceremoniously offing me, in spite of the great power my Persona held...
I faced it, and chuckled. “...I see… I was wondering how he’d protect himself if I used my power to tear through his palace. Turns out you’re how. So he’s making a puppet kill me… sounds like something he’d do.”
“That’s right. I’ll do anything,” the cognition droned. “But look at yourself. You’re the true puppet.”
...what?! Me, a puppet?!?
The cognition’s face was then painted with a highly deranged expression. “You wanted to be acknowledged, didn’t you?” it hissed. “ To be loved? You’ve been nothing but a puppet from the very beginning.”
...I...dammit...I...
“You little…” Ryuji grunted, shaking his fist.
“So this… is how Shido thinks of Goro Akechi?” Makoto gasped. “It’s...it’s too horrible!”
“It’s still not too late!” Haru insisted. “We can change his heart together! Even if he’s your father… no, because he’s your father!”
“What’s all this nagging about?” The cognition snapped. “You want me to take care of you first?” Then all of a sudden, several shadow guards appeared around him, ready to attack.
“No… he’s not alone! He has shadows too!” Ann said in shock. I looked up at the shadows… how a mere cognition had the ability to summon loyal shadows to attack intruders seemed impossible, but then again Shido’s distortion seemed so warped that his palace broke all the rules. Sure I could kill each individual one easily, but this cognition of me could probably just summon an infinite amount of them and eventually overwhelm me. I knew that such a struggle was a losing battle even for me, and I was trying now to find an out, but to no avail… my eyes wandered, and caught a big, red button under glass, labeled “bulkhead door.”
...I thought about my crimes, my sins, my lies… perhaps if I was fated to die here, I could do so on my own terms. Somehow, my survival instinct had shut down in that moment, and I felt a huge weight lifted off of my shoulders. Was this how suicidal people felt before they did the deed, I wondered?
The cognition kept his pistol trained on me, then looked at the Thieves. “You know what? I’ll let someone volunteer to take his place. Who knows? You might delay his death.”
My eyes widened. As much as I detested them, envied them, part of me objected to any of them dying for any reason, even if… no, especially if it was to spare me. I had nothing left, they had the world to win. And they were my… my...
“Damn you…” Ryuji grumbled.
The cognition sneered. “You guys are all about doing things for others, aren’t you? Oh, that’s just the same as me. I’m going to take all the blame for our captain. I’ll die for him too.”
“This is what Shido thinks of Akechi-kun, even after making him help with the murders?!” Makoto shouted in protest.
...none of that is true, I thought. This is how that twisted waste of human flesh views me, a disposable yes-man who will take the fall for his cause no matter what. Hehe… I should have known. I should have just killed him from the start, and not let him play me like the fool I was. Now, here I find myself, weak, defeated and unable to take him down…
...but perhaps there’s something I can do in the moment to rebel. My life didn’t matter anymore.
The cognition looked at me. “Here, I’ll give you one last chance. Shoot them.”
I chuckled weakly. “Haha… I was such a fool.” Rising to my feet, I cocked my gun and trained it on Joker.
“Yes… that’s the you our captain wishes to see.”
“...don’t misunderstand. You’re the one who’s going to disappear!!”
I quickly turned around and shot him, causing him to grunt in pain and fall to the ground.
Then, I pointed the gun at the Thieves, except I was aiming at the distant red button. With one shot, I hit it, shattering the glass and causing alarms to blare.
“THE WATERTIGHT BULKHEAD DOOR HAS CLOSED. ALL PERSONNEL WITHIN THE PARTITION WALL, EVACUATE AT ONCE.”
Right after that announcement, a large wall arose from the floor, hitting and locking with the ceiling above and separating me from the others. The shadows, sensing danger, fled, leaving me alone with my cognitive double. All I could hear of the Thieves now was their muffled voices on the other side of the wall.
“Whoa, what is this?!”
“Akechi!”
I banged the wall and yelled to them, “Hurry up, and go!”
“You fool! Are you trying to get yourself killed?!”
I shook my head. Life didn’t matter to me anymore, and I didn’t want to hold them down longer than I had to. “The real fools… are you guys. You should have just abandoned me here a long time ago. You would have all perished… if you had tried to face these with me weighing you down...”
“Akechi-kun!”
“Let’s make a deal, okay? You won’t say no, will you?” No matter what, even in death, I did not want my mission of bringing Shido to justice to go unfulfilled, and these people were the only ones who could complete the job, and had the motive to do so, as Shido had wronged them, and especially Joker, as much as I.
“Why at a time like this?!”
I banged the door again. “Change Shido’s heart… in my stead… end his crimes… Please!” I pleaded.
Silence, before I heard him, a man of few words and godlike power, the object of my envy and awe, speak.
“I’ll hold on to your glove.”
Ah yes, the glove I slapped him with and then left after our duel (to this day I still thought his Shiki-Ouji Persona was bullshit). After all we’ve been through, and the situation we were in now, that’s what he would promise? To keep a trivial trinket of my memory? My… memory? To keep me in...
“...heh, after all this, that’s what you have to say? Seriously, you really are…” I smiled. It wasn’t the best deal, but it was a deal nonetheless, to keep my justice alive.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Fool Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
My cognitive double got back up, wobbly and still gripping the wound in his chest, pointing his pistol at me. “YOU BASTARD!!”
I pointed my own gun at him, as low on energy as he was from my defeat. “So… my final enemy is a puppet version of myself… I…”
I gently squeezed the trigger.
“Akechi-kun!”
I looked him in the eye and glared.
“Isn’t there some way to get this open, Mona?!”
The moment he flinched, I planted two shots into his skull, before allowing myself to collapse.
I awoke.
I had no idea how long I had been asleep, only that I could tell it had been for a while. I was still in the ship’s engine room, and the bulkhead wall was still up. There were no shadows around - why they wouldn’t come down here to finish me off, I didn’t know. Perhaps they left me for dead.
...was I dead? I couldn’t know. I certainly had lucidity, so I wasn’t dreaming. When you jump in and out of cognitive worlds as much as I did, you become keenly aware of the boundary between dream and reality. But perhaps dying dreams followed different rules than ones you had when you are still alive.
I managed to get myself back onto my feet and assess my situation. The engine room seemed no different than I had left it. I was still in my Black Mask outfit. Just as a test, I briefly summoned Loki to make sure my Persona still worked, then used Eiha, a weak move which no one would likely notice, on a valve to ensure I was still combat-capable, before recalling him.
I didn’t know if I was alive in that moment, but at least for now I had to assume I was.
I looked down at the floor in introspection. I was alive… but how could I face the world now? Surely, if and when Shido confessed his crimes, he would spill everything about me out of spite. And then what? My nature as a bastard child, my status as a mass-murderer and corrupter of lives, a knowing accomplice to the schemes of a madman. The public, slaves to drama and order as they were, would turn on and reject me. My adoring fans would feel cheated and seek my spilled blood. No way was there a future for me in that world.
Death, of course, was an escape. But the more I thought, the more I wished there were a way out other than death, a way for me to start fresh without any of the burdens of the sins I carried. If only I could redo my life, or rebuild it somehow…
My thoughts were disrupted when the room started violently shaking. Catwalks fell from the ceiling, steam blew holes in pipes, objects were tossed about chaotically.
After I steadied myself and understood my situation, I grinned. They did it, I thought. They changed his heart, stole his treasure, and now the palace, no longer supported by the treasure at its core, began to fall apart. But, I was still trapped here, and if I didn’t get out then I would surely die.
Adrenaline rushed through my body as my fight-or-flight instinct reactivated. I looked around, searching for a way out of this place. A door, a vent, anything would do, but none could be seen.
A large explosion blew behind me, causing me to stumble forward covering my ears. When I turned around, I saw a hole had been blown in the wall, and seawater was now seeping in. I thought about how I was going to drown. But then, I realized I had a potential escape route.
I found a raft and a piece of wood to use as a makeshift row. After balancing myself, I quickly rowed my way out just as the water rose high enough to make the hole impassable.
It was night outside, as I rowed desperately away from the sinking ship. It didn’t matter where I rowed to; any direction would take me out of the palace if I went far enough. But I had to be quick; any second now and the distortion would disappear, and I didn’t want to be around when that happened, unsure what would happen if I were still in the palace when it disappeared.
I put all my strength into getting away, hoping to make it to the edge of the distortion. But no matter how fast or far I rowed, it seemed I made no progress in distancing myself from the burning wreckage of the ship behind me. I just have to paddle faster, I thought to myself, paddle like there’s a shark chasing me trying to eat me.
That’s when it happened. In an instant, the ship exploded, sending shrapnel and debris in all directions and creating a massive shockwave, throwing me off of my raft and hurtling forward. I expected to hit water; not the worst thing, since I could swim. Instead, I just kept falling. Falling into a black abyss, as the world around me faded and time seemed to slow.
Have you ever been on the boundary of sleep and wakefulness, where your sense of the world is hazed and your movements stiff and slow? That is what I felt like at that moment. I felt as though my body were hurtling through space in slow motion, the sounds of the world muted and slurred, all of my thoughts passing through my mind. In particular, the thought I had, of wanting to start my life over to right my wrongs, played through my head over and over. I barely registered the sudden white light that passed into my vision, the biting cold wind that assaulted my skin, or the sensation of hitting the cold, wet snow, the last thing I heard before losing consciousness the faint voice calling out to me.
Notes:
Say hello to my next big work! Like Alola! A Shrine Maiden's Adventure, this will be a longer work, possibly on par with The Sougawa Files or, well, Alola!
Like most people, I felt like Akechi's character was wasted in Persona 5 when they just fired Schrodinger's gun at him. I also felt dissatisfied by how the Third Term of Persona 5 Royal handled him, and while the idea for this story is older than that (I've had the basic idea and a few rough outlines for a year), it provided the impetus to really commit to it, along with Alola! having been finished. So, here it is, Akechi in Gensokyo.
Just a heads up, this will be an overall more mature story than Alola! while still retaining the same basic tone. If you're a Persona/SMT fan new to my work it won't be anything unusual, but if you're expectinng Alola! II you'll be in for a shock.
Either way, I hope you enjoy!
Chapter Text
I was chained to a board. Dressed in striped prison garb, by limbs stretched out in an X, as all I could do was weakly look up at the shadowy judge looming above me, cloaked in a black robe and brandishing a gavel. All around me, more shadowed figures sat upon countless rows of benches towering high above, all laughing at me like hyenas.
“Mr. Akechi Goro,” the judge said in a booming voice, “you are guilty of crimes against humanity, being a bastard child, and a friendless scum who will die alone. How do you plead?”
I didn’t want to believe it. I knew it was true, but I didn’t want it to be. I didn’t want to be friendless, unloved, alone. I wanted to be accepted and adored, not to be tossed aside like a cat carcass in a Shinjuku back alley.
“Not guilty,” I said weakly. I looked down, and all around me the crowd erupted in uproarious laughter, flinging eggs, tomatoes and garbage at me and yelling profanities while blowing raspberries.
“Fool,” the judge chided, “you cannot escape the truth. We will make you pay for your crimes.” He turned his head. “Jury, what is the verdict?”
I looked over to the jury, which contained all the people I had betrayed with my lies but considered my friends - Sae-san, Sumire, Haru, Futaba, Makoto, Yusuke, Ann, the cat, Ryuji, Sojiro, Dr. Maruki and… him. All of them stood up and shouted in unison, “GUILTY!”
I looked back at the judge in horror, who in one swift motion threw off his robe, revealing his true figure, the bald head and orange glasses leaving no doubt that it was Shido. He smirked, chuckled, and bore down with his gavel.
I awoke.
For a few moments, I stared up blankly at the ceiling, my eyes open but my mind not fully conscious. What really stirred me awake was the smell - an earthen, ashy scent which wafted into my mouth and nose and stimulated my senses.
Pushing myself up, I rubbed the sand out of my eyes and took a moment to look around the room which I found myself in. I was laying in a futon with a red quilt, against the wall of a traditional-looking room with bamboo walls, an olive-green tatami sprawled across the floor, and a sliding door off to the right side. It was warm, and there was a fire crackling in a granite fireplace on the opposite wall. Looking at myself, I found I was back in my detective clothes, my shoes placed neatly at the foot of the futon with my gloves laid on top.
I had no clue how I ended up in this place. Obviously, this was someone’s home, and they had taken me back and were caring for me while I was unconscious. I vaguely remembered falling into the snow on the day the palace was destroyed, except there was no snow in Tokyo the day I confronted the thieves nor was there any in the forecast for several days. Had I really been knocked out for that long, I wondered? Whose home was I in? Where was I?
These thoughts went through my head, when I heard steps approaching the door. I turned toward it, and heard someone whistling as they fiddled with the latch before throwing it open. In walked a curious young woman, who had white hair so long it nearly reached down to the floor and had several red-and-white ribbons tied in it, with a large bow on top. She was also wearing a white button-up shirt and long, baggy red pants covered in what looked like ofuda and held up with red suspenders. She was also barefoot. In her hand was a silver plate with a bowl of soup on top, and she was smoking a cigarette.
She looked over to me, and stopped whistling. She took the cigarette out of her mouth and tossed it into the fire.
“Oh. You’re finally up,” she said. She laid the soup next to me, and I picked it up. It was fairly simple, just some noodles and vegetables floating in stock, but I was very hungry at that moment. “Here, eat up,” she told me. “I’ll go get you some tea.” She left the room briefly, during which I blew on the soup to cool it down before grasping some noodles and a carrot piece and eating them. The flavor… I couldn’t quite place it. It definitely wasn’t beef, and somehow it was distinct from chicken, and had a sort of gamey flavor to it.
The woman came back with two cups, and placed one next to me. Green tea, I could tell from looking in the cup. I took a sip, letting the scent flow through my nose as I did so. I couldn’t remember when was the last time I had traditional soup and tea like this, as my budget didn’t leave room for much else besides instant noodles and conveyor belt sushi.
“This soup,” I said. “It has quite a unique taste…”
The woman sat cross-legged beside me sipping her own tea. “I take it you’ve never had Crested Ibis before?”
My eyes widened in surprise. “Crested Ibis? You mean, Japanese Crested Ibis? But I thought those were critically endangered.”
“Maybe where you come from, but here they’re all over the damn place,” she said flatly. “In fact, if you wanted to you could just climb a tree and snatch one right out of the air.”
I was very confused. Crested Ibises were supposed to be all but extinct in the wild, except for wherever I had found myself apparently. I knew I couldn’t possibly be near Tokyo anymore, if that was the case.
“Excuse me,” I asked, “but, where am I?”
“...my house?” the woman said.
“Well, obviously,” I joked, “but where is your house?”
The woman looked up, and told me, “let’s say a place where things end up when humans no longer believe in their existence.” She looked back at me. “I saw you falling out of the sky while I was out walking, and you landed right in the snow. I dragged you back here and I’ve been pouring soup down your throat every day until now.”
“...how long was I out for?” I asked again.
“‘Bout a week or so? Today’s Christmas.”
“I see,” I nodded. “And then… a place where things that humans no longer believe in… what exactly do you-”
There was a knock on a door outside the room. “Come in,” the woman said. I heard a door open, and after a few moments another woman came in, also wearing an unusual dress which was blue-and white with a red ascot, periwinkle hair and what looked like a miniature pagoda hat on her head.
“Merry Christmas!” she smiled and waved.
“Right back at ya, Keine,” the white-haired woman said. “What brings you here? It’s frickn’ Siberian out there. And after the full moon yesterday I’dve thought you’d be chillin’ at your place!” As they chatted, it struck me as odd. Obviously, they were speaking Japanese, but it was an older-sounding dialect… Meiji-era, if my memory from my history classes served. What kind of place had I found myself in?
“Well, there’s no school today, and I know you’re terminally bored with winter, so I thought I’d drop by and cheer my Mokou up,” she said in a sing-song voice. She then glanced over at me. “...oh?”
The woman, whose name I guessed was Mokou, immediately tensed up and blushed. “It-it ain’t what it looks like! I just found ‘im out in the snow and took ‘im in to keep him from gettin’ hypothermia!” she pleaded in a country accent.
I bowed at the other woman, who was apparently named Keine. “Good morning,” I said politely. “My name is Goro Akechi. I just woke up.”
“Nice to meet you, Akechi-kun. I’m Keine Kamishirasawa.” She knelt down and held out her hand to shake mine. “I hope Mokou has been taking good care of you.”
I looked over. “Mokou?”
“Yeah. That’s me. Fujiwara no Mokou.”
Again, my eyes widened. “Fujiwara? As in, the Fujiwara clan?”
“The one and only,” Mokou said. I looked down, and thought about the history of the Fujiwara clan and how they dominated Heian Japan until their decline in the 12th century. “But, hasn’t the Fujiwara clan been gone for centuries?”
“Yeah,” Mokou said. “Doesn’t matter for me though. My dad’s been dead for, well, I forget. He was the guy who founded the clan, I’m sure you know him, Fujiwara no Fuhito.”
I was silent.
“How old are you?” I asked candidly.
“I’m a fuckin’ geezer,” Mokou answered. “Didn’t they tell you not to ask a lady about her age?” Both her and Keine had a hearty laugh over that one. “In all seriousness, I was really old before your great-great-great-great-great granddad was born.”
Again, I thought about what sort of place I had found myself in where Crested Ibises were common and there was a woman before me who was centuries old and claimed to be a daughter of the founder of the Fujiwara clan. She also mentioned something about the “Keine” lady being affected by the full moon. Did that mean she was a therianthrope?
So I asked Keine “tell me, where exactly am I right now?”
“Oh, of course,” she smiled. “Right now, you’re in a place called ‘Gensokyo.’ It’s a land sealed off from the rest of the world by a powerful barrier. This is where people and things people no longer fear or believe in end up, safe from the harm and loss of faith they face on the Outside.”
“Gensokyo.” A place not on any maps and which was sealed away from the rest of the world. A normal person would have thought it incredibly strange, but I realized it was little different from the Metaverse which I rampaged across for many years, and it piqued my curiosity to learn more about it. After all, I was probably going to be stuck here for at least a while.
What intrigued me the most was that she mentioned that only things forgotten by the world at large ended up here. Given my circumstances, that meant only one thing: I had been wiped away from the public’s cognition, either because I was still in the palace when it was destroyed, or for some other reason. Perhaps I had been given up for dead, and that’s why I couldn’t leave the palace, because no one would believe a dead man was walking. But I couldn’t tell anyone here about my crimes, or else they would scorn me as the public surely would. So I had to come up with a plausible lie, in case they asked about my past.
“I see,” I replied. “That’s very interesting.”
Keine chuckled. “You know, most outsiders would be freaking out right about now. You really are an interesting person, Akechi-kun. Where are you from, originally?”
“Tokyo,” I answered.
“Tokyo!” Mokou exclaimed before chuckling. “So, you’re a city boy, eh? Can’t say I’ve met too many Tokyo folks; most people who wind up here are Nagano, Niigata, Yamanashi or whatever.”
I tilted my head. “But I thought you said a barrier separates this from the rest of the world.”
“It does,” Keine explained. “It used to be part of the rest of the world, in a remote area just on the Sea of Japan side of the Japanese Alps of Nagano Prefecture. But because of the Great Hakurei Border, it now more or less exists in another dimension, but people sometimes slip in if they wander around where it would be if the barrier didn’t exist.”
I thought for a moment, then told them, “I think I know how I got here.”
“Oh?” Mokou wondered.
“Yes, you see, I’m a detective. In fact, people used to call me the Ace Detective Prince because of how good I was at solving crimes, and I’ve appeared on TV numerous times.”
“You look kinda young to be a detective,” Mokou said. “You look like you’re a high school kid.”
“I am,” I told her. I looked down glumly, and lied, “my parents both died when I was young, and I spent much of my time moving from one foster home to another.” I looked up again, and smiled. “But, my intellect and sleuthing skills didn’t go unnoticed, and an internship with the SIU during middle school became a job which I balanced with my school life. I live on my own, and make quite a bit of money too. Plus, I have many, many rabid fangirls.”
“I can’t see why you wouldn’t,” Mokou said rubbing her chin. “Young, handsome polite thing you are, smart, charismatic, any girl would be lucky to have ‘ya.” She sat back up. “But, something must’ve happened for you to come here.”
“Yes. I was investigating a corrupt politician, one who was running for Prime Minister. Just as I was about to bust him, though, his hired Yakuza goons came after me, and the building I was in was set on fire and burned to the ground as a result. I got out, of course, but it was a rather intense explosion. It’s easy to imagine me not surviving it. After that, I fell through the darkness until I ended up here.” As I finished my story, I could see Keine looking at me with a scrutinizing look.
“What’s wrong, Kamishirasawa-san?” I asked.
“Oh, it’s nothing,” she dismissed. “And you can just me Keine. We’re not super on top of honorifics here in Gensokyo; I just called you Akechi-kun because I know they’re still all about that Outside.”
I nodded, “ah, I understand.”
Keine looked around, then said, “well, in this case, I should probably get you to the village. You’ll be safest there.” She got up and turned to Mokou, “I promise I’ll be back.”
“Eh, no rush,” Mokou said. “I’m used to being a bit of a hermit anyway.”
“You know that’s not good for you,” Keine chided. “Just because you’re an immortal doesn’t mean you can just not talk to people.”
“Whatever,” Mokou said.
Keine helped me up and led me to the front door. She was right: it was very cold out there, and thick snow covered the ground, although it wasn’t actively snowing right now. I could see the sun peeking through the thin cloud cover in the sky.
“Can I borrow a scarf from you, Mokou? I promise I’ll give it back,” Keine asked.
“I don’t mind. I never get cold, after all.”
Keine chuckled. “Of course you don’t.” She reached for a scarf and said, “here.” I took it, wrapped it around my neck, and said my goodbyes to Mokou as we walked out into the white world outside her home.
All around, there were thick, tall bamboo shoots, unlike anything I’ve ever seen before, stretching out as far as I could see, and various animals dove in and out from between them.
“I’ve never seen bamboo forests this large,” I said.
“It’s not called the Bamboo Forest of the Lost for no reason,” Keine said. “Mokou makes her living either guiding lost travelers out of it, or toward the mansion Eientei. There’s a doctor who lives there who makes all sorts of medicines.”
“Interesting,” I noted.
We continued along the path, and I found myself asking, “so, the village. Is there only one?”
“Yes,” Keine explained. “We also call it the Human Village, since that’s where most of the humans live.”
“Are there not-humans who live here?” I asked.
“I’m sure you’re familiar with youkai from Shinto, correct?”
“Of course,” I smiled. “Creatures embodying human beliefs and fears and who served as explanations for various phenomena before they found other explanations. They told us all about them in my history classes.”
“You’re quite the sharp student,” Keine praised. “Anyway, those live here too, and they often try to attack humans. Some of them even still eat humans, although never any in Gensokyo, only ones brought in from Outside by Yukari who are either attempting suicide, or are inmates on death row blocks.”
“Who is Yukari?” I asked.
Keine laughed. “That’s your first question? You’re not the least bit afraid of man-eating beasts coming for you?”
“I don’t see how the danger is any different from those in my job,” I said, glossing over, of course, my experiences facing mythical beings in the Metaverse.
“You are a strange one,” Keine noted. “Anyway, Yukari is one of the three sages who helped to create the Border. She’s a powerful boundary manipulator, and can come and go as she pleases. The second one is Kasen; you probably know her better as Ibaraki-Douji. She can guide animals and wields powerful Hermit magic. She can also come and go from the border as she sees fit. The third one, however, has kind of been lost to time, and no one remembers their name or what they look like. They leave the work of maintaining the border to the Hakurei Shrine, which is always staffed by a shrine maiden who can channel the border’s powers and those of the enshrined kami. I’m sure you’ll meet her at some point; she comes down to the village fairly frequently.”
“That’s good to know who runs this place,” I said. “And I’m sure avoiding the youkai who live here will be simple, since they are monsters and all.”
“Well, it’s not as easy as you might imagine,” Keine warned. “Most appear in human-seeming forms most of the time, either to lure you into a trap or just out of personal preference. There’s even a few who come and go from the village, although I make sure they never cause trouble. I help run the town, and I also teach at the school. It’s a fairly low-key place, and most of the people there are content to just live out their lives in and around it. There’s a very strong sense of community.”
“I’m glad to hear that,” I told her. “In Tokyo, there’s millions of people, but it seems like everybody just goes around caring only about themselves and never looking out for anyone else.”
“You just can’t get that in the big city,” Keine told me. “We don’t have things like skyscrapers, internet, cars, trains or anything like that, but we also don’t have the smog, pollution, crime, and depressed mood they have either.”
“How would you know? It’s not like you can leave this place,” I asked.
“Oh, we’re not completely ignorant of the goings-on outside. We only get bits and pieces, sure, but we know the world has changed a lot since this place was sealed back in the day.”
“I see.” We walked further along the path, before I asked her, “how did you become friends with Mokou-san?”
Keine looked down, and I could tell she was hesitating to tell me something. “Well… let’s just say I was disowned by my parents when I was little, and she stepped in to help raise me. The least I can do is help keep her from being such a hermit. She’s immortal, so from her perspective, humans die in a flash. That’s why she doesn’t make friends with any.”
I smiled. “But there must be something special about you, and that’s why she raised you.”
Keine smiled at me. “Well, I guess. Eventually I came back to the village, and found my parents on their deathbed, sick from a very severe flu. They apologized to me for disowning me, and told me to use my talents for good. And so, that’s what I do. I teach the kids, and I defend the village.”
“How do you defend the village from powerful youkai, though?” I asked. “Surely, a human like you wouldn’t stand much of a chance.”
“I’m stronger than I look,” Keine boasted. “And, I have a special ability.”
“Hm?”
“I can hide history, make it seem as though there never was a village. It fools even the strongest of youkai every time.”
“That’s… very interesting, Keine-san.”
Keine giggled. “Those honorifics are really ingrained in you, aren’t they?”
After some time walking, we emerged from a clearing, on a small hill overlooking a village nestled in a valley. It was quite large, and even though it was winter I could see many dots along the streets between the buildings, people running around doing their daily business.
“This is the place,” Keine told me. “When we get down there, I’ll ask around and help find you some lodging. Knowing me, it won’t be too hard.”
“Thank you, Keine-san.”
We hiked down the hill and through the town gates. I studied the town around me, the place that would serve as my home, at least for a while. All around me, farmers pulled rickshaws, kids built up snow sculptures and had snowball fights, merchants sold their wares from traditional wooden storefronts. As we walked around, Keine stopped to ask some people if they had any spare rooms for me. I was out of place in my modern detective outfit, compared to the traditional kimonos most everyone else wore, although some were wearing vaguely western-style clothes such as heavy, baggy work pants and boots. Predictably, I got some stares from people, not just because of my clothes but also because of my brown hair which, although natural, was widely assumed to be dyed even in Tokyo, and everyone else here had black hair. It made me wonder what it would be like for me to be stuck in this place…
...but then, I wasn’t sure I wanted to face the world outside again either.
Eventually, we came to a storefront calling itself the “Kirisame Secondhand Shop.” This time, Keine led me under the paper lanterns and into the shop, where shelves lined the walls and tables filled the center, all holding books, toys, tools, and various other knick-knacks. At the counter was an older gentleman reading a book, who looked at us when the bell on the door rang.
“Ah, miss Kamishiraswa!” he said. “Merry Christmas!”
“Thanks,” Keine smiled. “I didn’t expect you would be open today.”
“Oh, you know, people have been coming in getting things for their families at the last minute. Not much, but it is money. And I don’t really have a family to look after, so why not keep the shop open?”
“I suppose,” Keine said. “Anyway, I saw your sign out front, saying you were looking for live-in work? I have this gentleman here looking for a place to stay. He recently arrived here from Tokyo.”
Mr. Kirisame rolled his eyes. “Oh, is she fooling around again?”
“I don’t think so,” Keine said. “He says he came here after narrowly escaping being killed.”
I stepped up and bowed. “Pleased to meet you sir, my name is Goro Akechi.”
Mr. Kirisame chuckled. “Pleasure to meet you too. I’m Masato Kirisame, and I’m the owner of this shop.” He turned to Keine. “Quite the polite young lad you brought in. Are you sure you picked him up?”
Keine blushed and stammered, “uh, it’s not like that at all!” She huffed. “I hate it when you do that.”
“Sorry,” Masato laughed. “He just seems like a natural lady-charmer. I’m sure I won’t have any trouble getting business with him around.”
“If that’s what you think, maybe I should take him to Mr. Morichika instead,” Keine joked. “I’m sure he could use some extra business.”
Masato paused, then cleared his throat. “Anyway, so you need a place to stay?”
“Of course,” I said.
“Well then, I’ll just give you the grand tour, then show you your room.” He waved me into the back storage room as Keine waved and made her way back out.
A few hours later, once it got dark, Masato snuffed the lanterns outside and flipped the sign on his door to Closed. He was also kind enough to make dinner, grilling up a fish and serving it with rice and vegetables.
“So, I haven’t actually asked you about your life before this,” he said. “Why don’t you tell me a little about yourself?”
So I told him a bit about my past, using the same partially fabricated story I had told Keine and Mokou earlier. Honestly, I felt bad doing it, but if there was someone I didn’t want to know about my murderous past it was the man giving me a bed.
“I see,” he said rubbing his chin. “That must have been hard for you, living without your folks. But, you seem like you’ve built your life back up quite well.”
“It certainly seems so,” I smiled. “Although I guess I did choose a tumultuous path.”
“As dangerous as the youkai here are, sometimes I feel the world outside is even more fraught, what with all the gangs, crime and corruption. It’s good to know hardworking people with a strong sense of justice like you are around to combat it.”
Justice… I pondered what that word meant, and if I was worthy of having it be able to describe me, after what I did. I tried my best not to get hung up on it, though, since I knew Masato would catch on to my brooding.
“It’s not work everyone can do,” I told him. “But you could say I have a natural talent.”
“Maybe you could help the shrine maiden out with solving incidents.”
“Oh yes, the shrine maiden. What is she like?”
Masato adjusted his glasses. “Well, I knew her mother, and watched her be trained. Her mother died in a storm, struck by lightning, when she was twelve, so she’s been holding the duty down ever since. She can be cold and distant to strangers, but deep down she’s a compassionate person who can make friends with anyone if you get her out of her shell. She’s good at what she does, but many of the villagers are wary of her, since she has a lot of youkai friends as well. Her shrine doesn’t get many visitors and donations as a result. Thankfully, her youkai friends are all marshmallows; there aren’t really any real human-hating youkai left in Gensokyo these days, though I will caution they’re still out there. Her mother invented, and she perfected, a system where people can duel using special magical cards that allow everyone, human, youkai, and god, to fight on an even field, and the sages mandated their use. This place has been very peaceful since then as a result.”
“It sounds like she has a very hard job as well,” I commented.
“She does support the barrier, and keeps the balance of Gensokyo. She’s helped put down many incidents over the years.”
I took a bit of my food, then said, “I hope I get the chance to meet her. She sounds like a good person to know, if I’m going to be here.”
“Go right for it,” he said. “Maybe you could charm her,” he winked.
“Oh, I have no such intention,” I dismissed, chuckling. “I may attract fangirls, but I’m a gentleman who doesn’t believe in superficial relationships.”
“I don’t know, when I was your age I was quite the ladies’ man,” he claimed.
“Sounds a lot like Sakura-san,” I laughed.
“Sakura-san?” Masato asked.
“He’s the owner of a coffee shop in Tokyo’s Yongenjaya ward. I would often go there after school or work. He makes very good coffee and curry. And right now he’s actually housing a young man like myself in his store’s attic.”
“How come?” Masato asked.
I thought for a moment about him… Ren, was it? Sometimes I called him Akira for some reason. I thought about the injustice he suffered at Shido’s hands, and how alike we were in spite of our rivalry.
“He was wrongfully convicted of assault after shoving a drunk man off of a woman, and was given a year’s probation. He was expelled from his school, and a private school in Aoyama-Itchome was the only place that would take him. His parents were friends of a frequent customer of Sakura’s, so he offered to take him in and report to his probation officer. In addition, Sakura makes him work in the shop too.”
“Sounds an awful lot like your situation right now,” Masato noted. “Although, that boy sounds like he met some real injustice, if he was punished for his good deed.”
There’s that word again, Justice. How Justice failed Ren, and how it failed me as well… or, did I fail it? Bastardize its meaning? Disguise my crimes as Justice?
“Something wrong?”
I snapped back to the present. “Oh, sorry, it’s nothing.” But it was something.
After dinner, I helped clean up the kitchen and the shop, and Masato walked me upstairs to a furnished room. It was rather sparse, but that was to be expected. Just a futon, a closet and a window. I could tell it had recently been cleaned up, and scuff marks told of furniture that used to be in there.
“This is your room,” he said. It was lit by a candle, and outside I could see the snowflakes gently hitting the window. “The washroom is downstairs in the back, the outhouse is just outside it and there’s a well outside too.” He gave me a set of sleeping robes. “You can have these, and I’ll get you some kimonos and underclothes your size in the morning.”
“Thank you, Kirisame-san,” I said.
“You should get some rest,” he told me. “I’m sure you’ve had a stressful day, and this is a big change in your life.” As he walked out of the room, he looked back and said, “good night.”
I was indeed very tired, and removed my detective clothes and hung them up before slipping on the robes. I snuffed the candle and slipped under the covers. For a long time, I lay there thinking. Thinking about my life going forward, and how my life before that fateful night had ended. Even if I was leaving modern niceties behind, so was I leaving my tortured past and role as Black Mask.
...or, perhaps I was merely running away from it. Hiding from it in the one place the angry mobs wouldn’t find me. Hiding from where Justice couldn’t…
There again was that word, Justice. What exactly did it mean, I wondered? Was it fighting for your ideals? Fighting to defend the weak? Righting the crimes of corrupt individuals, no matter the cost or methods? Getting revenge? Could my actions be considered any of those? Causing crimes by initiating psychotic breakdowns, an ability born from the hate in my heart, and then using my real detective skills to solve fake crimes? Assassinating people on Shido’s orders who were parents? Who was responsible? Shido for ordering the killing, or me for pulling the trigger? Were we both guilty? These were questions which tormented and tantalized me for quite a while. And then, there was the scorn I would receive if the truth of my parentage ever got out, and how my mere existence was a slight, a scandal and a flaw.
Before I knew it, my eyelids became heavy… and the darkness seemed to encompass my mind...
Notes:
Marisa's father doesn't have a canon name (I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong), so I named him "Masato" which means "Justice." Oh hey, I wonder what the overarching theme of this fic is going to be.
Chapter Text
When I awoke, I stretched out, which was when I realized there were no covers on me. I propped myself up, and saw that I was in some kind of dark void, except I myself was lighted. What is this place?, I wondered. How did I get here?
The last thing I remembered was lying in the futon Mr. Kirisame had provided me. Somehow, I had been transported to this place, but there was no sign of how I could have gotten here. Was it related to the cognitive world, I wondered? After all, I fell through a black void as I was being thrown from Shido’s Palace to Gensokyo.
I looked around me to see if there was anything else here, and behind me was a set of blue doors. I approached them, and when I got close I could see they were styled like the wooden doors of a cathedral, complete with hand rings with which to open it. With no other objects in sight in the void around me, I tried the doors, and after some resistance they creaked open. I went inside.
Within the doors was a large, blue room resembling a courtroom. Unlike the courtroom in my previous nights’ nightmare, this one had an oddly calming atmosphere, with blue drapery, carpets and banners with a Gothic, golden letter “V” emblazoned on them. The benches were all empty, as was the jury box. In the center of the room was another “V” symbol, this one much larger than the others. Unlike the impossibly high judge’s desk of the nightmare, only a single step led up to it and the desk was a realistic height, and topped with a piece of paper and a pot of ink with a quill in it. A small set of wood doors allowed me to cross through the bar and into the middle of the room.
At first, there was no one else in the room besides me. Once I passed the bar, however, a young girl with flowing platinum blonde hair tied with butterfly pins walked in from the left. She was dressed in a wide blue dress and had puffy black pants, she had eyes of gold, and under her arm she held a very thick grimoire. She stopped just to the left of the judge’s desk, bowed and smiled. When I looked back up, all of a sudden there was an old man at the desk dressed in a black suit, who had a long nose and a constant grin, and who was lacing his fingers together.
He reached out with a gloved hand. “Welcome to the Velvet Room.”
I paused. Velvet Room? What was this place, and where was I right now, I wondered.
“...I beg your pardon?” I asked.
“It is as my master said,” the girl told me. She did a curtsey. “My name is Lavenza. I am the attendant of my master.”
“My name is Igor,” the man announced, “and I am the master of this place. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.”
This was very strange, I thought. Who were these people, exactly?
“I don’t understand,” I said. “One moment, I was lying in bed, the next, I was brought here. Is this another part of ‘Gensokyo?’”
Lavenza shook her head. “This place is separate from the realm in which you have found yourself.”
Igor held out his hand again, “this place exists between dream and reality, time and space. It is the place which lies at the heart of the collective unconscious, around which flows the Sea of Souls.”
Lavenza stepped forward. “You are experiencing this as a dream. Your body in reality is fast asleep. In other words, the you in this room is the manifestation of your mind, heart and soul. This room reflects the state of your heart, as well.”
I looked around again at the courtroom-seeming place, and asked the logical question, “why does this place appear as a courtroom, then?”
Lavenza closed your eyes, and looked down. “You’re an unusual guest, by the standards of our past guests. You were granted the power of the Wild Card by a being which impersonated and imprisoned my master. But because of the state of your heart, you could only manifest two Personas: one for your lies, and one for your hate.”
Igor then cut in to explain, “the Wild Card represents the power to wield multiple Personas, built up and nourished by the bonds which you form with others. Only those who have signed a contract may enter this place, and use this power to its fullest potential.”
“But since you never entered a formal contract, your Wild Card was incomplete, leaving you only with your broken and distorted bonds with yourself, and that of your father,” Lavenza added. “Until now, you have never been able to enter this place as a proper guest.”
I scratched my head. So, that power, which that god had given me, was called the Wild Card? And it was properly handled by this room, by these people? And a contract…
...I had made a deal with Ren, back on that ship, when I begged for him to bring down Shido. And before that I had formed a bond with him during our repeated visits. Even though I knew I was going to kill him, I couldn’t help but form a relationship which came the closest to me making a real friend. In the end, I wound up not wanting to do it, but by that point was obligated to...
“Tell me,” I asked, “was Ren also a ‘Wild Card?’”
Igor chuckled. “Indeed. Your intuition is very sharp. It was through your bond with him that the contract could be sealed, and allow you access to this place.”
Lavenza continued, “the evil god’s machinations left him to come to this place in a distorted state. I was split in two, and my master here was imprisoned. Only through his will could this place be repaired, and its torch passed to you.”
Well, he was known for doing the impossible, I supposed. And I guessed fixing an otherworldly space wasn’t far out of the question, especially if he overcame the chains society bound him in and rebelled against the god.
“How does that relate to this room being a courtroom?” I asked.
“As I said before, it reflects the state of your heart,” Lavenza said. “This room takes a different form based on the guest who visits it. In your case, you feel as though you are to face judgement.”
“Judgement?” I wondered.
“Think back to the crimes you committed at your father’s direction: the numerous psychotic breakdowns, and the mental shutdowns, particularly of the parents of two of the Phantom Thieves you knew. These sins are what you are running from, and you fear the weight of them will bring dire consequences later.”
I looked down. The crimes I committed… the sheer hatred I had for my bastard father, and the broken childhood he left me as a result. My desire to be respected and adored, but even more my incessant lust for revenge, so strong I was willing to kneel to him and do his bidding long enough to get close to and kill him, no matter what it took. But… all of that was moot, now. My dreams of recognition were gone. All that was left was those innumerable crimes I committed. Crimes which would surely damn me to Hell. Crimes for which I would never be forgiven.
“...I see,” I said. I looked up again. “What can you possibly do to help me? A killer without remorse, a criminal, a person no one likes?”
“It is true that you are in a dire situation,” Lavenza said. “But circumstances have put you in the best place to start over, to overcome the darkness which taints your heart.”
“...Gensokyo?” I asked.
“That is correct,” Lavenza replied. “When your father’s palace was destroyed, everything in it ceased to exist in the public’s cognition, including you. Out there, there is no longer any trace of Goro Akechi. Only those who formed a bond with you, such as Ren, recall your existence. That is why you appeared within Gensokyo, a place where all those forgotten and disbelieved end up.”
So I was correct, I realized. I ended up in this realm because, effectively, there was no longer any trace or memory of me out there. Somehow, I felt very relieved, because it meant my crimes would be unknown. Even if Shido remembered me and tried to pin the blame on me, everyone would simply regard him as a babbling madman.
...but at the same time, I had been completely forgotten. All proof of my existence, my fame, my fangirls… okay, I could have done without the fangirls, to be honest. But still, all of that was gone. My whole identity was erased. I was no one, once again. And it was worse than before, as I still had all those crimes on my head, even if no one could ever know of them.
“So I have been forgotten, and am back to being alone…”
“Nonsense,” Igor smiled. “This is merely a new beginning, a chance to reinvent yourself and build a new circle of bonds.”
I looked up and scowled, “but how can I restart my life if I have nothing but my crimes?”
“Your crimes are not known in this new land,” Lavenza explained. “And the people who call it home are not like the people who live out in the broader world. I’ve observed it, and I’m sure it will be the perfect place in which to base your journey.”
“...my journey?” I asked, puzzled. “What sort of ‘journey’ am I on?”
“A journey to rediscover the Justice you have lost,” Lavenza said. “You possess a naturally strong sense of Justice, which has been blackened and distorted by the tortured life you have led, and the blood on your hands as a result. While there is nothing you can do to right the wrongs of your past, you can rebuild yourself and reestablish the Justice you hold so dear. By doing that, you can escape the negative judgement that awaits you. But it will require substantial effort on your part, and that is why we wish to assist you.”
“We will help you develop your Wild Card to its fullest potential,” Igor added. “You are already well-versed in the power of Persona, so there is little I can say that you would not know. But to fully realize the power of the Wild Card, one must establish mutual bonds with other individuals with a wide variety of personalities and lifestyles.”
I thought for a moment. “Mutual bonds… friends, in other words?”
“Yes,” Lavenza nodded. “By forming these bonds, the power of your own heart increases and you can assume multiple Personas.”
A chance to make real friends. Unlike the Outside, Gensokyo presented none of the barriers that kept me from associating much with others before. It would be difficult for me, as all those years of neglect and isolation left me what others would call a jerk, and I readily admitted I was a jerk. But if I came out of that shell, perhaps I could become a more sociable person, and actually become the pleasant boy I projected myself as.
“I see no downside with this offer,” I said. “What do you want in return?”
“Only for you to commit to your journey,” Igor grinned. “I eagerly await the outcome of your trials.”
Behind me, the doors opened again, this time with white light pouring out of them.
“The night is winding down,” Lavenza said. “If you walk through those doors, you will wake up. There is nothing more we can do for you today, but we will summon you once again when the time is right.”
I bowed, “understood.” I turned around, and walked toward the doors, the light overtaking me as reality around me seemed to fade.
Notes:
Because it wouldn't be a Persona story without "The Nose."
Chapter 4: Awakening
Summary:
Akechi makes two new deals, and awakens to his innermost power...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After walking out the doors of the Velvet Room, I found myself awake in the empty bedroom.
It was dark, as was to be expected in the middle of Winter, so soon after the solstice. Specks of snow froze onto the glass window, as the dull blue glow outside heralded the rising sun.
I rose from my futon and instinctively fondled for a light switch, only to realize that there wasn’t one, just the candle from last night. I will admit, living without modern conveniences that you don’t often think about, such as light, running water and whatnot, can be very frustrating. It really did seem as though I had gone back in time to Medieval Japan, and had no choice but to adapt.
With nothing else to do, I opened the door to the room, and found an orange glow coming from downstairs. Mr. Kirisame must be up, I thought to myself. So I went down to see what he was doing.
As it turned out, he was making his breakfast, and reading his book. When he heard me coming into the room, he put his book down and looked up at me.
“Good morning!” he said. “Did you sleep well?”
“Yes,” I bowed. “It was surprisingly comfortable and warm.”
“This place has good insulation,” he said. “Better than most homes in the village, strong enough to live through an earthquake, and I get the place blessed often to keep the fairies out.”
I tilted my head. “Fairies?”
“Yeah, they’re a thing here too,” he told me. “Dumb, steal stuff all the time and play pranks. You don’t keep wards around, they get into everything. You can’t even really kill them, because they just come right back a few hours later. Just like flies, and mosquitoes. That’s why my shop gets a lot of business: people love coming here, because they feel safe here, so they leave their old stuff for other people to buy.” He looked around, and breathed out heavily. “This place is my pride, but I’m an old guy and havin’ trouble keeping up. Glad I can have you around.”
“It’s my pleasure,” I smiled. “I’m just thankful for you giving me a place to stay, as well as work.”
Masato chuckled. “You know, you’re a very polite and pleasant young man. I know at least a few people who could take a cue from you.”
“Oh?” I asked.
“We have a saying around here, that common sense doesn’t exist in Gensokyo. Of course, with all the weird stuff happening all the time for no reason, common sense wouldn’t do most people any good. So you’d better be extra good about keeping up those good manners of yours, or else you’ll probably end up as some belligerent drunk.”
“I… see,” I said awkwardly.
Masato then reached into a shelf, and pulled out some men’s kimonos and garbs. “Why don’t you head upstairs and try these on?” he asked me. “I’m sure those clothes you came here in are really dirty, and you’ll look out of place.”
“Of course,” I said. I took the clothes and headed up to try them on. By now, it was a little lighter, and I could see the inside of the room better. I was busy tying the waistband of a navy-blue one, when I noticed a glint coming from the futon.
“Hm?” I knelt down and inspected where the glint came from. Picking it up, I saw it was an ornate, gold key. Odd, I thought. I didn’t remember having something like this on me when I came here, nor did I recall it being in the room last night. Could it have something to do with that strange dream I had last night, in the “Velvet Room?”
I shrugged, and simply put it in a pocket for now. I went over to the closet next to hang up the extra clothes, as well as get my detective outfit so that I could wash it later. I noticed an old, dusty scrap off in the corner, and decided to pick it up as I had promised Masato I would keep the room clean.
“How did this get here?” I asked myself. Masato did say the room was recently cleaned, so maybe he just missed this scrap when he was cleaning up. I was just about to ball it up and take it to a wastebasket when I flipped it around, and saw that there was a drawing on the back of it. It was badly smudged, but I could make out two crude stick figures in front of a rectangle with a childish sun in the sky, one tall and one short with yellow lines behind it like hair, and the words “ME AND DADDY SIGNED MA-” and the rest of it was a carbon smudge.
I looked at the picture, then looked around the room. I had already noted that the floor had scuff marks, as if furniture had once been in there but had recently been moved. I wondered: had this room been a child’s room at some point? Masato didn’t mention having children, nor had he ever said anything about having a wife, which seemed odd given how he described himself as a ladies’ man. I realized I could ask about it… but then, he probably had reasons not to mention those things, the same as how I didn’t wish to tell people of my past. Besides, I didn’t want to risk getting thrown out for angering him in case it was a touchy subject. So I crumpled it up, tossed it into the waste bin near the door and went back downstairs to start my day.
After breakfast, I washed myself by going outside and getting water from the well. Since it had snowed last night, Masato also gave me a shovel to dig a path to the well. This took a while, and once I had reached it I filled a bucket before going back inside to fill a wash basin. This took three trips, and then I had to wait a few minutes for the water to warm up before I could use it. Even then, it was very cold, but Masato insisted I wash myself, so I did my best to make it brief, sticking to washing my hair and everywhere else that was dirty. Fortunately there was a convenient drain in the washroom which I could simply dump the water down, lest I had to actually drag the basin outside and dump the water somewhere. Once I was cleaned up, I met Masato up front, just as he opened up the store, and he put me to work.
The first thing he had me do was take the shovel and clear out the space in front of the door so that customers could enter the store. This also gave me a chance to observe the street just outside the store, where people cleared the snow outside of their homes, and others simply made their way down the street while running their morning errands. Children dragged sleds down the street, covered in fresh snow from last night, and made even more snowmen and snow forts. Across the street, there was an odd, young orange-haired girl in a checkered dress shoveling snow in front of her door, which judging by the sign was a bookstore. When she noticed me, she smiled and waved. She seemed like a pleasant enough girl, I thought, so I smiled back. Not long after, a tall woman with glasses and a cat-smile came up to her, talked briefly, then the orange-haired girl let her inside. In the woman’s company was a pink-haired girl with a blank expression and a mask on the side of her head, wearing thick winter clothes. Watching this girl was a little unnerving, since it literally seemed as though her expression never changed; even an exhausted salaryman on the subway on his way home from work will have subtle changes in facial expression, so hers seemed all the more unnatural. I swore, however, that the mask seemed to change to another mask as they stepped inside, and I took this as another example of Gensokyo’s various oddities. Just what sorts of things and kinds of people lived here, I thought?
After I cleared out the rest of the snow, I went back inside, taking off the heavy jacket now speckled in droplets of melted snow and hanging it up to dry. Masato was across the store behind the counter helping a customer, so I took a broom and started sweeping.
Eventually, he finished up and looked at me. “Hey, thanks for helping to keep the store clean. Barely have the time or energy anymore to do it myself.”
“It’s a pleasure,” I smiled. I looked out the window. “By the way, across the street there was this girl…”
“Oh, you mean Kosuzu?” Masato said. “Her family runs the bookstore. Nice girl, comes in here a lot, but she can talk your ear off about all the things she reads about in those books of theirs.”
“They must have a lot of books to read if she’s so into them,” I remarked.
“Well, she has this ability to read and translate text of any language,” Masato added. “They have all sorts of odd books in their collection, and Rinnosuke often brings them new ones that keep falling through the border.”
“Who’s Rinnosuke?” I asked.
“Rinnosuke Morichika. Keine mentioned him yesterday, if you recall.”
“...oh, when she asked if he needed a lady-charmer to boost his business?” I joked.
“Yeah,” Masato smiled. “Anyway, he’s a family friend, and he knew my parents. He owns a junk shop just outside of town. Nice guy, but he gets cold and distant sometimes, which might be why he doesn’t get a lot of business. Well, that and he’s a half-youkai, so there’s rumors about him.”
“Wait… so, he’s half-human, half-youkai?” I asked again. “I wasn’t aware such people existed.”
“It’s more common than you’d think. Most of the time, it’s because something like a mountain oni taking a woman out walking alone, or a wandering devil or yuki-onna seducing a man long enough to, well, you know. But, sometimes a human and a youkai just fall in love, which of course causes people to start talking about you, since the two are supposed to be enemies.”
I looked down and closed my eyes. People being taken against their will so that the other side could do as they pleased…
“...something wrong?” he asked.
“Oh, sorry,” I said, snapping back. “I was wondering…” How to change the subject? “I noticed this tall building just that way,” I said, pointing.
“Oh, yes, the Hieda House. They’re the richest family in town, and the oldest too. This village used to be an ancient plantation owned by them, in fact, and they offered it as a refuge to humans living here, which is how the town started. They have an odd custom: there’s a person, usually a girl, who lives there called the Child of Miare. She doesn’t live very long, but she reincarnates every century or so and can remember everything from her past lives. She maintains the Gensokyo Chronicle, which is a record of everything that happens during their lifespans here in Gensokyo. If you count her previous lives, she’s been with us for over a thousand years.”
I took this all in: a girl who endlessly reincarnates in order to take down a record of this land? That must mean an afterlife exists, too… which also meant that a judge of the dead likely existed as well. One who would see all the sins I committed, and not think twice about casting me down to Hell…
My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of the bell on the door ringing. I turned around, and in came a girl in a red-and-white dress, a heavy jacket and a yellow scarf. In her hand was a long staff with a tassel on it - a gohei, like the ones the attendants at the Meiji Shrine used. She set it by the door and hung up her scarf and jacket, revealing that the sleeves on her dress were detached. My first thought was how someone could possibly wear such a dress in weather like this, but from her stoic expression it was clear she didn’t care about that.
“Oh, morning, Reimu!” Masato said to her. “I didn’t think you’d be down here this early.”
Reimu sighed. “Well, it helps when the shrine is mostly free of ‘guests’ and I can actually get through my chores. Also helps that I can make Clownpiece melt all the snow in exchange for candy and letting her live under the shrine.” She produced a set of ofuda, and started making her way around the store, placing them in specific spots and saying a short prayer each time.
“Who is she?” I asked Masato.
“That’s Reimu Hakurei. She’s the keeper of the Hakurei Shrine and the border,” he explained.
I gave Reimu another look. For a shrine maiden, she sure did have a strange outfit that contrasted with the plain red-and-white dresses that mikos in Outside shrines wore. Perhaps this land, in its isolation, had developed customs separate from ours. I also realized she was the one Masato and everyone else talked about, who supported the barrier and put down ‘incidents.’ At first glance, she didn’t seem like much more than a normal priestess, but there was a space between her shirt and skirt, and when she bent over it sometimes exposed part of a scar on her back. She was also noticeably more toned than most women that I knew, even the aikido-practicing Makoto. It was clear to me that she did quite a bit of work, even if it wasn’t obvious.
Reimu soon placed her last ofuda before turning around to us. “Sorry, did I come in while you were helping a customer?”
“Oh, no, he’s my new employee,” Masato told her. “He’s helping keep the place cleaned and organized for me.”
Reimu then turned to me, and stared at me with scrutinizing eyes. “Can’t say I’ve seen you before.”
I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Hakurei-san.”
Reimu giggled. “Wow, you’re polite. You must be from the Outside, then. Nobody here uses honorifics very often.” She paused, then spoke, “you from Tokyo?”
“How did you know?” I said, surprised.
“I can tell by your accent. Never doubt a shrine maiden’s intuition, especially not a Hakurei Shrine maiden,” she smiled. “Tokyo’s a little out of the way for people who normally wander in through weak spots. I wonder if Yukari’s fooling around again…”
“I was a detective in Tokyo,” I added. “I narrowly escaped a building explosion while I was investigating a Yakuza triad, but it must have looked like I should have died. That’s how I ended up here.”
Reimu shrugged. “Well, I mean, this IS the place where things people have forgotten or disbelieve end up. I suppose a near-death experience that leaves people thinking you’re toast would count.”
It was then that Masato suggested, “why don’t I make some tea for us?”
Reimu clapped her hands together. “You know me, I’m always down for tea.”
“Excellent. Goro, would you mind steeping some tea in the kettle for us?”
I paused. Truth be told, if there was one area where I couldn’t be called an “ace,” it was cooking. When you’ve spent your life moving from one foster home to another and then on your own in a cheap (well, relatively speaking) studio apartment in Tokyo without a real kitchen, even something as simple as making tea was scary. That, and I was also convinced I was just that terrible at cooking. I still remember one day after we secured the treasure route to Sae-san’s palace where we were all at Leblanc where Ren had decided to do a curry cook-off to see who could make the best. It was probably just an excuse for him to flaunt his skills, since even Sakura-san conceded it was better than the curry he made. I, on the other hand, made what could only be considered a bioweapon. I was sure I was doing everything as the instructions told, but in the end the curry had a sinister purple glow and when Ren took a bite of it, he fell onto the floor choking and gagging, which left me amused and highly embarrassed at the same time. The kicker, though, was that for some reason he made everyone else try it. They all had nearly the same reaction, and there were many expletives and jeers; even Haru, sweet as she was, was just barely staying polite as she told me how foul it was. After everyone else left, Ren told me that he often trolled them like that, and when I asked him why he didn’t make me eat it he said “because I wanted someone to share the schadenfreude with.” At the time I thought he was just mocking me for my poor cooking skills, but on the other hand he genuinely delighted in force-feeding his friends toxic curry, and it didn’t seem to matter who made it. It again made me wonder just what sorts of thoughts went through his head, if he respected me enough to not subject me to my own cooking or just wanted someone to share the burden of torturing his friends with.
“What’s wrong?” Masato asked.
“Uh, err, you see…” I said, before Reimu poked me.
“Oh, come on,” she snided. “You can’t even make something as basic as tea?” She giggled. “You’re hopeless. Guess that’s what you get for being a city boy who just buys everything.” She walked toward the kitchen. “I can make the tea if you want, Masato.”
Masato shook his head. “You really can’t make tea?” he asked me.
“Well… the thing is, nobody ever taught me, since I was an orphan and all…” I shuffled my feet around.
Masato stood there for a moment, thinking, then snapped his fingers.
“Ah. I see.” He smiled. “Well, I might not be a master chef, but I am a good enough cook; my parents did make me cook dinner back in the day, after all. A young man like you really should be able to cook for himself; I’m surprised you’ve gotten this far without knowing how.”
I grinned. “Well, it’s just as Reimu-san said. I’ve been living off instant noodles and 7-11 sushi for quite some time…”
“Now that’s no way to eat,” Masato chided. “I know food might be easier to come by in Tokyo compared to here, but food you make yourself is better for you than that chemical garbage. If you’re going to live here, in Gensokyo and under my roof, you need to be able to make good, healthy meals from real grains, meat, and vegetables, and I’m going to help you as much as you need.” He stuck out his hand. “Deal?”
...well, I guess I had no choice in the matter. He did have a point: there were no instant noodles or anything like that here, so it was either learn how to cook or eat fruit and nuts all the time. But not only that, he actively wanted to help me and direct me, something no adult would do for me before, least of all Shido, who didn’t care about my well-being at all, or anyone’s well-being for that matter. He wasn’t just giving me work and a bed, but wanted to help me grow as a man, too.
So I took his hand, and shook it. “Deal,” I smiled.
And so, I made a deal with Masato…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Hierophant Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...
Once the tea was ready, the three of us sat around the table and talked about various things. For the most part, Reimu confided to Masato about recent incidents, including one a year and a half ago regarding an invasion of people from the moon, or how she received what she thought was a “dragon stone” but it was actually a “fish stone” that became two goldfish living in a pond behind her shrine. Somehow, given the nature of this strange, fantastical place combined with the Metaverse’s existence, it didn’t surprise me that there was a civilization on the moon as well. It made me curious about what other sorts of incidents she had dealt with in the past, and what sorts of hooligans she got tangled up with.
As we finished up and I got back up to do some more organizing, Reimu asked us a question.
“Hey Masato,” she said, “do you mind if I take Goro for a walk?”
Masato smirked. “Oh? Why so suddenly? Did he manage to steal your heart?”
Reimu jumped and blushed as red as a ground cherry. “Wha- no, it’s nothing like that!!” I rolled my eyes; that was the third time in two days girls were mistaken for having crushes on me, two of those times being because of something Masato said. Hopefully, my situation wouldn’t turn into the plot of Love Hina or some other harem anime . The last thing I needed was to be surrounded by a bunch of girls and women with supernatural powers.
Soon, Reimu collected herself, and said, “no, actually it’s because I want to talk to him about some things, including everything he needs to know about Gensokyo as an Outsider. I won’t be too long, if you don’t mind.”
“Sure, go right ahead,” Masato told her, putting away the dishes. “If anyone can tell him best what this place is like, it’s you, after all.”
“Thank you,” Reimu bowed. She then collected her jacket and scarf hanging by the door and motioned me to follow her outside. Masato lent me a jacket to use as I made my way out.
Reimu led me through the town square, past more homes, shops and a statue depicting a large, horned dragon. Its eyes glowed dark blue, as if there were lights inside of it.
“Impressive,” I mused. “Whoever created this must have been very skilled.”
“That’s the Dragon Statue,” Reimu explained. “It was created and placed here in honor of the dragons who lent the sages their power to create the Barrier. It can predict the weather, and its eyes glow different colors based on the forecast. It’s dark blue now because of all the snow. A lighter blue means rain, grey means clouds, and sunny is white. If it ever glows red, that means there’s a major incident on the horizon. However, it’s not always right, since the weather does what it wants and there are things here, like those dragons I mentioned, who can change it. But,” she paused, “it’s always right about the incidents.”
“How common are these ‘incidents?’” I asked.
“This place is full of youkai and gods and other things that get bored. So yeah, they happen a lot. That’s also part of my job, to hunt down and nail whoever’s causing the incident, especially if it threatens the land.”
“Sounds like a lot of work,” I commented.
“It is, but it’s the duty that falls on every Hakurei Shrine maiden. And it’s also my duty to keep the humans here safe, and that includes you.” She looked at a path ahead of her, just past the town. “Would you like me to show you the shrine?”
“Of course,” I smiled. “I’m sure it’s a wonderful place.”
Reimu froze for a second, then smiled. “Er, thanks.”
The path was, predictably, covered in snow, and lined with what looked like wards held up by stakes. What was strange, though, was the lack of footsteps; Reimu herself told me she had come from the shrine down to the village, yet I realized if she had then there would be tracks left in the snow from earlier, unless she had taken another route.
“Reimu-san,” I asked, “why are there no tracks in the snow?”
“Hm?” she said, facing me.
“You said you came down from the shrine?” I said.
“Oh, that. I flew down.”
My brain froze for a second. “Er, what now?”
“I can fly. It’s one of my powers. Well, actually a lot of people here can fly, but I can do it better than most. You can’t, though, which is why I’m walking with you up the path.”
“I see… would you mind showing me?”
“Uh… sure, I guess.” She stepped back, looked up, and all of a sudden she lifted up from the ground, seemingly levitating in midair. Two spinning orbs which resembled yin-yang symbols appeared from behind her and orbited around her as she did this. After a few moments, she touched back down, and the orbs disappeared into her dress. Again, a normal person would have called her a witch, but I was amazed and impressed. I wanted to know all there was to know about this land of magic, having seen weirder things myself.
“Impressive,” I complimented.
“It’s not really,” Reimu dismissed. “I’m sure anyone can do it if they practice.”
“Well then, maybe someday I’ll learn,” I said.
“Don’t get ahead of yourself, Outsider,” she frowned. “There’s dangerous youkai out here, and you should stay in that village. The villagers don’t do it, and if you fly you also need to fight. Leave the fighting to the incident resolvers.”
“Understood,” I nodded. But unknown to Reimu, I was a fighter, one who once commanded untold amounts of power fueled by my hate, sorrow and rage. Without those, without my Persona, my abilities were little more than a normal person’s, but my spirit was still there somewhere. If only there was a way to channel it without calling upon my darkness and letting myself be scorned, without lying to anyone. I saw Reimu and realized she was very strict in maintaining Gensokyo’s order; if she knew that side of me, it was likely she would deal with me in the same way as those monsters. If only I could be genuinely nice…
We continued up the path, making small conversation here and there. We came up to a rock spire, around the base of which was a trail. Off in the distance, I saw a purple spot at the base of a cliff.
I pointed to it and asked, “what is that?”
Reimu looked toward it, and said, “oh, that? That’s a portal to the Netherworld.”
“Come again?” I asked, wanting to know why there was a portal to a realm of the dead on a random mountainside.
“It’s kind of a dumb story,” Reimu told me. “A few years back, a hole tore itself open in the sky, and started sucking in Gensokyo’s ‘Spring,’ which caused it to still be snowy even though it was May. So I went up there, and discovered it led to the Netherworld. Turns out, one of Yukari’s old friends, the princess of the Netherworld Yuyuko Saigyouji, was using that energy to cause a demonic cherry tree to bloom to see whose body was sealing it, only to find it was hers. I had some words and spell cards with them, she gave back the Spring, and all was well. Well, her gardener Youmu wanted to shop in the village, so we moved the portal to that mountainside, and it’s been there ever since.”
Hold on, I thought. How could it be her body, I wondered? “Who is Yuyuko?” I asked.
“I told you, she’s the princess of the Netherworld,” Reimu told me. “She’s also a ghost; in life she had the ability to kill people pretty much just by pointing at them. She killed herself instead to keep people from misusing her because of that power. After she died, she went before the yama to be judged, but since she also had the ability to manipulate departed souls, she was instead given a job. So, the Netherworld is where souls that don’t qualify for either Heaven or Hell hang out until they reincarnate, and she’s ruled over it for a long time. She rules it from Hakugyokurou, an old shrine filled with cherry blossoms. Some people call it the ‘Castle of the Dead,’ since-”
All of a sudden, there was a golden glow emanating from under my robes, where I had put the gold key I found that morning.
“What the heck?” Reimu said. “What’s that coming from under your-” That’s when both of us were hit with a sudden shock, as the world flashed purple and began to twist and distort. I understood immediately what was going on. Reimu, on the other hand, exclaimed, “what the heck is going on here?!”
Once we looked back up, we saw that the world had dimmed somewhat. More importantly, though, we turned around, and the mountainside where the portal was located had been replaced with a bridge leading across a ravine. On the other side was a massive, traditional Japanese castle, looming high above everything around it and with a gigantic cherry tree crowning a hill behind it, a black night sky cast around it.
We gazed out toward the distant castle. I realized now that we were in the Metaverse, which existed here within Gensokyo as well. The key had somehow taken us to this place, and we were staring off now at a Palace. I knew then that this ‘Yuyuko’ had a distorted heart. But to think that a ghost ruling over a realm of the dead had the ability to manifest a Palace within her heart.
Reimu, of course, was still hung up on a castle appearing out of nowhere. “What the- how in the… what is this place?!” She looked at me. “Do you have anything to do with this??? What was that glowing on you just now???”
After a moment’s hesitation, I pulled out the key. It now had a dull glow, and in front of it was a set of holographic keywords: “Yuyuko Saigyouji, Hakugyoukurou, Castle.” I realized that this key acted in a similar manner to the MetaNav, which I couldn’t use because I had no way to recharge my long-dead phone. Those two figures in the Velvet Room must have given me this so I could access the Metaverse without the Nav, but why?
“Where did you get this key?” she asked.
“I don’t know,” I answered. “I just woke up this morning and it was in my bed.”
Reimu was skeptical. “Sounds suspicious. You sure you didn’t have this thing with you before?”
“I didn’t!” I insisted. “I honestly don’t know how I got it!”
Reimu studied the hologram some more. “These words… did I say these words, and that caused the key to take us here?” She looked at the castle again. “That castle… that has to do with Yuyuko somehow?” She looked at her surroundings again, and asked, “what is this place? So strange…”
Her head then turned and she took a fighting stance. When I looked where she was looking, two figures came running down the bridge toward us. They looked like castle guards, with samurai masks obscuring their faces. Shadows, I thought to myself.
“HALT!” one of them shouted. “This is queen Yuyuko’s castle! You are both intruders and we ask that you leave!”
I nudged Reimu and told her, “I think we should do as they ask.”
“No,” she said sternly. She walked up to the shadows, and demanded, “you will tell me what this place is, or I, Reimu Hakurei, keeper of the Hakurei Shrine, will force you to.”
The shadow drew its sword and pointed it at her. “This is the queen’s castle and you are a threat!”
“Threatening my life, huh?!” Reimu sneered. She spun her gohei, held out her hand and focused…
“...huh??” she said in confusion. “Where are my… why are my powers not working?!?”
The shadow then knocked her down to the ground. “AHH!” she screamed.
I rushed to her side. “Reimu-san! Are you okay?!?”
“I’m fine,” she grunted, “but… my powers aren’t working for some reason!” We looked up, and the shadows had surrounded us.
“For threatening our queen, we will kill you where you lay,” one of them said.
“Shit, this is bad,” Reimu angrily grunted. “Goro, can you do something to get them off us?!”
Of course, I knew just what to do in this situation: call forth my Persona to dispatch these shadows. But neither of my Metaverse outfits had manifested on me, so I couldn’t do that. Desperate, I took a breath, and focused, trying to call forth my innermost thoughts.
Nothing.
I thought about my feelings… my lies, my hate, my desire for recognition…
Nothing.
I thought about my relationship with the Thieves, Ren in particular. That time at the bath, at the Jazz Club, when he mussed up my hair to throw off my fangirls, the glove…
Nothing.
...how he was my rival… how we could have been friends…
Nothing.
...no, how we WERE friends…
“...So, you’ve finally manifested your true feelings,” came a voice.
I jolted up, and found myself in a black void. In front of me, was… myself. My shadow self, the other me who dwelled within.
“...what do you mean?” I asked.
“I am you. I am the you buried underneath the crushing weight of your rage, sorrow, lies and deceit. The one who strives for absolute justice… that man, Ren. Your bond with him was what finally allowed me to claw my way out of the abyss. He was the one who showed you what it really means to be loved and appreciated, not the superficial adoration of your fans. He was the one who showed you what justice really was.”
I processed what my shadow was saying. I stated, “but… I already have two Personas…”
“Superficial manifestations of your lies and your hate,” it dismissed. “A power granted to you by an evil god who only wanted to use you. To corrupt you. To drown you in the deepest, darkest pits of your despair.”
I looked down. “...a puppet… heh, that’s all I’ve been.”
“Yes,” it said. “A pawn in a rigged game you were never meant to win. And look where it’s gotten you: a killer without remorse, driven by your own darkly distorted heart. Does that not enrage you?”
“...it does…”
“Pathetic!” my shadow shouted. “For how much your father turned you into an instrument for murder and quashed the hopes and dreams of thousands, how much he bastardized your justice and skills, that weak-ass admission is the best you can manage?!?” He stamped his foot. “Say it like you mean it, goddamnit!”
I thought about what he was saying. He was right… I was right. I had a strong sense of justice, and yet allowed myself to be used as a tool for injustice. Not only that, but a tool for the injustice and evil of my sack of shit of a father, and apparently an evil god who saw an opportunity and played me like a fiddle. I should have guessed that, really. Who or what else would have just come in to seemingly grant my insatiable desire for revenge against a society who rejected me?
...no, that wasn’t me. A crusader of justice and punisher of the wicked, THAT was the TRUE me. Here I was, a place where I could forge a new life, about to die at the hands of these shadows with a woman I barely knew. I wouldn’t stand for it. Only a coward would embrace death at this moment. And I was no coward.
I chuckled. “I’ve been used and abused by wicked powers for far too long. I kept hiding behind my lies and fears, and using them as an excuse.” I got up. “I’m done being weak. Done cowing to the orders of the corrupt. Today, the me who only pretends to seek justice has died. But the real me… the me who seeks the truth and smites evil… THAT me shall live on.”
My shadow smirked. “I see. Very well. In that case, I shall become your strength.”
It vanished. Not a moment later, I was hit with a piercing headache and my vision contracted and yellowed.
“Nnnggh… ghhhh!!” I gripped my head and staggered about in pain, all while a voice called in my head.
“Swear to me. I am thou, thou art I. Thou who shall tread the path of knives to bring the hammer of judgement to the hearts of the wicked, whose tears shall pave the path to thy own salvation and the grace of others!!”
The pain throughout my body hit a searing crescendo, and I screamed up at the sky in agony. Reality flashed back, and a wind pushed away the shadows, who staggered and fell onto the ground. Reimu shielded herself with her arm, and when the wind stopped, she looked up at me.
I slumped, then opened my eyes. I realized I had a mask on my face, one like my crow mask, but dark burgundy and with a much shorter “beak.” I felt around it, and tried to pull it off of my face, only to find it tugging painfully. Gripping harder, and ignoring the pain, I gritted my teeth, and in a swift motion pulled it off, splattering blood everywhere as the skin around my eyes ripped off and I screamed in agony. My head dropped in shock, before I looked up with a determined look and piercing, golden eyes.
Reimu, still on the ground, backed away from me slowly, her expression aghast as blue flames and wind fanned around me, my traditional kimono and jacket giving way to a snappy, proper tuxedo with a cape. Behind me, the flames formed into a figure in a similarly snappy outfit, with long, spindly appendages, white gloves, and a face and head showing slick black hair and yellow eyes, with the rest of it obscured by a black gaiter.
“...what the…” Reimu said, still wide-eyed and in disbelief.
“Allow me to introduce myself,” my new Persona proclaimed in a gentlemanly voice. “The name is Bond. James Bond. I am the will of justice who serves a higher order, strutting in flamboyant grandeur yet melding into the shadows, scouring the globe to crush crime and corruption! Call my name, and thy hand of justice will smite all foes!”
I clutched my now gloved hand, and looked up. “Yes. Lend me your power. All of it, it is my power as well!”
The shadows got back up, and started charging at me. “Of course,” Bond said. Flamed flared in my hands before forming into a pistol in one and a knife in the other - just like the weapons Ren used. Now I was really carrying out and living up to his example.
I grinned.
I took off toward one shadow, dashing into it then performing a spinning bicycle kick to knock its mask of. Still spinning and upside down, I took aim and shot the mask off of the other shadow. Both shadows writhed and spasmed, melted into black goo, then finally burst and emerged into their true forms: a Pixie and a Jack-o-Lantern.
“Pfft, weaklings,” I smirked. “This will take no effort on my part.” I drew my pistol and shot the Jack in order to disorient it, before lunging at it with my knife. It got back up, then brandished its lantern. Instinctively, I rolled to the side, dodging the fireball which exploded where I had been.
It tried to cast Agi again, but nothing happened. “I’m outta magic, ho,” it said.
“Works for me,” I smiled, before jumping onto it, tossing its hat away and sticking my knife into its head, killing it instantly.
Once that was taken care of, I took aim at the Pixie still flying around. I shot at it a couple of times, but it was nimble and dodged them, and it flew out of range of my knife.
“My power is yours,” Bond told me. “Use it however you like!”
I nodded. “Yes. Let it flow through me!” I snapped my fingers, and a dark wave - Eiha - engulfed the Pixie and knocked it down to the ground.
I quickly dashed up to it and drew my weapon. “Well then,” I said smoothly, “seems the tables have turned.”
“I don’t wanna die!” it pleaded. “I’ll give you anything!”
I cocked my eyebrow. “Anything?” I smirked. “Alright then. Give me all the money you have.”
“...er, I don’t have any money,” it said.
“Hmph. Then what about a powerful item? I’m feeling merciful, I’ll even take any food you have.”
“I don’t have anything like that either…”
I sneered. “Well then, it looks like your number is up if that’s the case. I’m kind of in a rush, and have no time to waste on a Pixie such as yourself.”
The Pixie then perked up. “Wait a minute, I’ve heard that name before, but where… ah, I remember now!” It flew up into the air. “I’m not a guard of this castle! I’m my own person, born from the Sea of Souls! I’m Pixie, and from now on I’ll live in your heart!” It then flashed, before turning into a mask identical to my own and getting sucked into it.
Silence, before I looked down at Reimu, who was still staring at me.
“What the heck was that all about?!” she shouted. “One second, we were surrounded, then your clothes changed and a man came out of your face, then those two things turned into fairies and you killed one and the other got sucked into your mask!!!”
I looked over my shoulder, and could see more shadows massing in front of the distant entrance. “We should get moving,” I said. “I’ll explain later.” I went up to her. “Give me your arm.” I helped her up, and together we dashed up the path to the shrine.
We very quickly left the distortion, which didn’t extend far at all past that spot, and made it to the bottom steps of the shrine. As soon as we stopped, I bent over to catch my breath, and Reimu did as well.
“Haah… haah… haah…” she huffed. “That… that…”
“That was close?” I finished for her.
She grabbed my shoulders. “What the hell was that just now???” she shouted. “How did that place appear? What’s with that key of yours?? What were those creatures??? And most importantly… what in the actual HELL was that thing you summoned?!? And how did you suck that fairy in your mask?!?”
I pushed her off of me. “Calm down, Reimu-san. It’s a long story.”
“Oh no you don’t,” she retorted, shooting me a glare. “I’m not letting you leave until you tell me what happened back there. Like, where did you get that key, why did it cause that castle to appear, and what that power of yours is!”
I hesitated to tell her about the Metaverse, since I feared it would eventually lead to her discovering the truth about my past. On the other hand, she had seen the palace, those shadows, me awakening a Persona and even taking one of the shadows into my heart as another mask. If I claimed ignorance at all, she would certainly call it out. So I had to explain it all to her, in a way that wouldn’t give away too much. Even so, it meant having to do something I wasn't used to doing: telling the truth.
I took a deep breath. “That area we were just in was called the Metaverse.”
Reimu widened one eye. “Meta what now?”
“The Metaverse,” I explained. “It’s another reality where humanity’s cognition manifests into a physical realm. Those enemies we faced are called ‘Shadows.’ Basically, they are concepts, myths and legends common among humanity given corporeal forms, and who wander that world until they are drawn to ‘Palaces.’”
“Uh… I’m not sure I completely follow you,” said Reimu, puzzled. “So, basically, it’s another realm where our thoughts become… things?”
“Essentially, yes. In addition to those shadows, each of us has a ‘Shadow Self’ which represents our repressed feelings, fears, hopes and desires. If one’s desires become distorted enough, they form a location, called a ‘Palace’ atop a real-world landmark significant to them, which takes a shape based on what they see that landmark as. That castle is one such palace; it means that this ‘Yuyuko Saigyouji’ sees the place from which she rules the Netherworld as her personal castle from which she rules with an iron fist, thus it becomes a literal castle in which her shadow rules as an actual tyrant. And by saying those words to the key, it allows us to travel to that place.”
Reimu thought for a moment. “I see… a place in which dark versions of ourselves exist and what we see and think becomes real…” She shook her head. “It’s still hard for me to follow, but I think I get the basic idea. Now, what about that power you called up that looked like some secret agent?”
“That was a ‘Persona,’” I added. “Should you travel into the Metaverse, you may encounter your own shadow, which represents the thoughts and feelings which you subconsciously bury. If you come to terms with those feelings and refuse to run away from them, stick true to your justice and vow to fight against the darkness, then you form a contract with that shadow, in effect forming a contract to not lie to yourself anymore. Once that happens, you fuse with your shadow and they become a form based on a figure impressed onto the collective unconscious, who represents your heart and the will you hold within yourself. That is your ‘Persona,’ and by using it you have a means to fight and survive in that world.”
…
“...ah.” It took Reimu a moment to process what I had just said. “So, what I saw there was you summoning that power because you accepted your faults and vowing to overcome them. That’s what that power was.”
“You’re quite sharp,” I complimented.
“...tell me, did you have this power on the Outside too?”
Oh great, another difficult question, one that could lead her to figuring out my past if I wasn’t careful about how I answered it. But since I already told her I knew about the Metaverse, I felt obligated to disclose the truth in a way that wouldn’t make my dark past immediately obvious.
“I was part of a group that all had the same power as I, although I was not the leader. I first gained my power while I was investigating them, following a string of unusual burglaries and the changes of hearts of the targets. I was caught up in a palace they were infiltrating, and awakened a Persona when I was attacked by shadows. Fascinated by this power, I had them prove their justice to me by following them around the palace. I promised not to indict them on any charges, on the condition that they help me take on a corrupt politician I had been investigating for some time.”
Reimu chuckled. “So, a detective who commits crimes to bring justice to corrupt men. That’s very ironic.”
“Indeed. But this politician was running for prime minister, and had he won he would have crushed the country in his iron fist and shaped it to fit his own twisted, brutal and ultra-nationalist views. He even solicited hits and blackmailed other politicians to achieve his level of status, often with the assistance of the Yakuza. So it was no surprise that he owned a palace. We infiltrated that palace until we reached the core of it, a ‘treasure’ which supports each palace and represents a real-world item which is the source of their distorted desires. Of course his shadow was there to defend it, and after a long battle the treasure was finally ours.”
I looked down, my eyes closed. “But then, that’s when things went awry.”
“Oh?” Reimu wondered.
“Yes. Once a treasure is taken, a palace will start to collapse. Once it has completely collapsed, anything and everything inside of it at the time will be erased from the Metaverse, and cease to exist in the public’s cognition. Usually, we would make it out long before that happened, but in this case, the chaotic crumbling of the palace caused me to become separated from the group. I tried my best to find my own way out, but it took a long time, and once I thought I had an escape route, a final explosion knocked me unconscious. The palace collapsed, and I faded out of existence along with it.” I looked back up. “And that’s how I came here.”
For a few moments, all was quiet, the only sounds being the wind gently whipping up the snow and blowing around flurries.
“...I see,” Reimu bowed. “That all must have been very scary for you.”
“It was…” I paused. “You’re not confused?”
“Not really, now that you’ve explained it all from the top,” Reimu said. “As I said before and I’m sure you’ve been told, things arrive here in Gensokyo when humans forget about them. Youkai feared by humans are no longer feared, as other, more scientific explanations for the phenomena they cause, like the echoes of the yamabiko, become more accepted. Gods who lose faith as their followers scatter, religion dissipates, and who will come here rather than literally poof out of existence. Old items that people lose. And in some cases, people who society forgets. So I guess Gensokyo isn’t too different from that ‘Metaverse,’ since they’re both shaped by what humans believe.”
I smirked. “I’m surprised, though I guess I really shouldn’t be. This place does seem like a dumping ground for all manner of myths and legends. Out there, if I had ever told anyone of the Metaverse, they’d probably think I was a lunatic. But you just accept it as no more strange than the myriad things which must go on here.”
“We have a saying here: there is no common sense in Gensokyo. Just repeat that to yourself and you’ll stay sane. Maybe.” She laughed. I chuckled a little myself, because I wasn’t too sure how to take that advice, or if I should follow it literally, but it seemed lighthearted regardless.
Reimu then stood back up. “EIther way, you definitely have potential. I don’t usually offer to do this, but… how would you like for me to teach you how to fight?”
My ears perked up. “Come again?”
“I created the spell card system as a way to easily resolve incidents and allow humans, youkai, gods and whatnot to settle their differences without death or there being a huge gap in power. And I can tell you’re pretty special. Your talent would go to waste if you never left the village, and it’d be great to have another incident resolver around.”
“An incident-resolver,” I wondered aloud. “What would be up against, if you taught me how to use this ‘Spell Card System?’”
Reimu shrugged. “Anything, really. In the past, I’ve squared off against hell ravens, revived saints, vampires, moon administrators, the literal judge of the dead and an immature celestial, to name a few. There’s probably stuff even I haven’t seen yet, either. If I taught you how to use spell cards, I ask that you assist me in facing those.”
Those all sounded very dangerous, for sure. But Reimu seemed like she was a strong, capable fighter, and I’ve fought shadows in the Metaverse just as dangerous, if not even moreso, than what she had just described. For me, it was a chance to flex my detective muscles once again, solving incidents by making the right deductions, then beating the perpetrators once they were found.
“I’ll accept your offer,” I said, “if you agree to help me do one thing.”
“What is it?” Reimu asked.
I looked behind me back at the path leading back down the hill. “That palace belonging to Yuyuko… I want you to help me deal with it.”
Reimu was shocked. “But, weren’t we almost killed back there? And my powers don’t work there, for some reason. I’d just be dragging you down…”
“You solve incidents in this land, yes?” I asked, this time a little more harshly. “Surely you would consider this a potential incident. Palaces only exist because the owner’s cognition is extremely distorted, and they’re likely threatening those around them because of that. And her palace is likely not the only one - there could be many palaces in this place. So,” I extended my hand. “Will you help me solve this case? In exchange I will assist you in putting down ‘regular’ incidents.”
Reimu pursed her lips. My words were effective, it seemed. Both of us were the masters of our respective domains, and by joining forces we could help each other grow even stronger. Surely she saw this, and would be compelled to accept my offer, since in order to solve this incident she would need my help as much as I needed hers.
Eventually, she shook my hand and smiled. “Deal.”
“Then it is settled,” I smiled back.
And so, I made a deal with Reimu…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Temperance Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
I turned back down the path toward the village. As I started walking down, Reimu called out “tomorrow!”
“Tomorrow?” I asked.
“Come back here tomorrow! Tell Masato it’s important business!”
“I will,” I nodded, as I made my way through the snowy forest back towards town.
Notes:
Originally, I was just going to recycle Robin Hood, but then I realized it might be interesting to interpret Akechi's two Personas, awakened via his wildcard granted to him by Yaldy, as only being manifestations of two facets of his personality, rather than his innermost thoughts and feelings, and his reborn will to attain justice and redeem himself. So I created a brand new Persona for him, based on good 'ol 007 himself, representing how he strives for absolute justice, loyalty and fairness but is not above using underhanded tactics to get there, such as how he uses his condescending side to goad an indecisive Reimu in aiding him in his quest.
Chapter Text
The walk back down to the village was a quiet one. No animals, other people or strange creatures in sight. Only the sound of wind gently blowing the tops of the trees, and freeing the snow piled up on leaves and pine needles.
This gave me plenty of time to think about what had just happened, particularly as I walked past the spot where it had occurred - the path leading up to the Netherworld portal. It still struck me as very strange that such a portal, which would surely allow spirits to escape and roam free across the land, could exist in such a place, much less play host to a palace location.
I also thought about the Persona I had just awakened - one based on the secret agent, James Bond. He was unlike my two prior Personas - certainly awakening him was much more painful than either of those two, since I did not recall tearing the skin off of my face when I awakened either Robin Hood or Loki. I thought about my shadow’s words - how this new Persona represented my true, innermost thoughts and feelings. My true conviction toward justice, not the superficial lies of Robin Hood, or the complete disregard Loki displayed. Not just one single part of my personality, but all of it, repressed and choked by years of self-loathing, sadness and hate, the hope which still lived in my heart.
In addition to my own Persona, I had also managed to take in that Pixie as a mask - something which only Ren before was able to do. I knew I had the Wild Card, but perhaps now that I had fully come to accept my flaws and desire to bring about supreme justice was I able to unlock its full potential. Or perhaps it was because I was forming bonds, real bonds, for the first time in my life…
These thoughts circled around in my head as I made my way back down to the square, heading straight toward the Kirisame shop. That’s when I noticed a crowd had gathered; curious, I made my way past it to try and see what it was. There were murmurs in the crowd, some talking about a possible incident, others simply fretting or praying that nothing would happen. Once I got to the center, I found the Dragon Statue, and the reason for the people gathering around it:
It had red eyes. According to Reimu, that meant an incident was forthcoming.
But while other people in the crowd gossiped with each other about what this would mean, my expression was blank. Inside, though, I was smirking. I had no way of knowing for sure, but I was certain that the palace we had discovered had something to do with it. It gave me a certain amount of power, knowing who or what was causing an incident, and knowing that I could do something about it.
I left the crowd behind and returned to the shop. Just outside the shop’s door sat a basket with a large amount of fruit, vegetables, grain and chicken within it, as well as fertilizer for growing crops. It was quite a lot; I wondered who could have simply left it all out here.
I got my answer when the door opened, and a girl with white hair and a black headbow, dressed in a long green coat, emerged from the shop with a dull garden trowel in her hand.
“Hello there,” I greeted her.
“Hey,” she sighed. She sounded tired, and I could see on her face that she wasn’t getting very much sleep. More curiously, though, was the small, ghostly orb which tailed her, as well as the scabbards on either side of her hips, one long and one short. She hoisted the basket up onto her back, and trudged away through the streets and toward the path I had just come down.
I entered the shop just after, where Masato was busy rearranging some things on the shelves. He turned to look at me, and asked, “how did things go? With Reimu, I mean?”
“Quite well,” I smiled. “We talked about a number of things. In fact, she wants me to come to the shrine tomorrow as well so she can teach me about ‘Spell Cards.’”
Masato lowered his glasses. “Oh? You mean Spell Card duels?”
“I guess,” I shrugged. “She didn’t demonstrate them for me or anything.”
Masato smiled. “That’s pretty cool. She must see something in you if she wants to teach you how to fight using the Spell Card system. She’s pretty lazy, so normally she doesn’t like to teach anyone anything. Even if she did, I can’t say there’s ever been an Outsider that I’ve seen who uses them, other than perhaps that Sumireko girl.”
“Sumireko?” I asked him.
“Oh, Sumireko Usami. Strange girl. She lives in Yokohama, but she can come here in her dreams. The first time she came here, she caused a real ruckus by trying to tear a hole in the barrier by using these things called ‘Occult Balls,’ but Reimu and her friends managed to set her straight. She stops by this village sometimes to check it out. She’s fairly nice, but I’m afraid that her habits and mannerisms will get her into trouble someday.”
Sumireko’s name rang a bell for me: her name came up about a year ago during a conversation I had with a detective from another town, Naoto Shirogane. The reason for the meeting was because I was aware she and a group of her friends were Persona users, and I had been asked to monitor them by the conspiracy. I was meeting her under the pretense of investigating a series of thefts in the area, and during the visit she told me about a girl from Yokohama named Sumireko Usami, who maintained a very active Instagram account filled with strange pictures of otherworldly things. She explained to me that she was planning on interviewing her at some point to learn where and how she took the photos, since she suspected Sumireko might have something to do with the psychotic breakdown cases, not knowing she had been talking to the real culprit the whole time. At the time, I didn’t think much of it. But if that Sumireko Usami and the one Masato here was talking about were the same person, then perhaps those strange pictures were the first clues I had ever gotten of Gensokyo’s existence.
“If she still exists on the Outside, then perhaps I should visit with her if I ever get the chance.”
“Not a bad idea,” Masato said. “Probably be good for an Outside person like you to have a way to keep up with what’s going on out there.” He looked out the window; the sun was setting below the horizon. “Looks like I’ll have to get some light going. Would you mind going around and turning on all the lamps?”
“Absolutely,” I bowed.
“Thanks. I'll go close up shop, then after that, I’ll give you your first cooking lesson.”
The first thing Masato tasked me with doing was grabbing a kettle out of the cupboard and dunking it into the water barrel before placing it atop the oil-heated stove, which I did. He explained that it would be for the tea we would be having with dinner.
For the actual meal, Masato decided to keep things fairly simple, having me boil rice while he cooked up some chicken and vegetables. He explained to me how to watch the rice and tell when they were done.
“Now,” he showed me, “you can tell when it’s done by taking one of the grains and sliding it up the side of the pot like this. If it sticks, it’s done.”
“I see, I noted.”
“Good. Now just watch the rice while I cook up the rest of the food.”
Masato went over to the other burner on the stove. In the skillet was cut-up pieces of chicken and various vegetables, all mixed together and sitting in a thin layer of vegetable oil. Flaring the burner up with a match, I watched him adjust the heat, sprinkle some seasoning on top of it from high above the pan, then shake the pan, tossing and turning the food until the chicken was fully cooked and the vegetables had black char marks around the edges.
It was about that moment when the kettle started whistling, so I cut the heat and moved it to the only other unused burner. “Goro,” Masato asked me. He pointed to some jars on the counter and said, “take some crushed leaves out of the red one, measure out this much,” - he handed me a small measuring cup - “and put it on one of the strainer bags next to the jars. Drop it in the kettle, pull it out after forty-five seconds. No more, no less.”
I did as he asked and opened up the red jar, which was labeled “Genbu Ravine Ryokucha,” a type of green tea. There were four other jars, labeled “Konacha” (like what they serve at most sushi restaurants), “Kukicha,” “Tamaryokucha,” and “English-Style Black.” I wasn’t the most tea-literate person in the world, and the mind-numbing nomenclature seemed overwhelming. I figured I could ask him the difference later. So for now, I just measured out a scoop and steeped the tea until forty-five seconds had passed. Dinner was now complete.
We were just about ready to dish up, when we heard a knock on the door. “Hold on,” Masato said. “I’ll go see who it is.”
“Isn’t the store closed, though?” I asked.
“It is. But this IS also my house, so it’s probably just a visitor. Don't usually get visitors this late, though.”
Masato went to the front to go greet our visitor, so I took it upon myself to lay out dishes, cups and chopsticks. I had just finished doing that when he came back, with a familiar face next to him.
“Good evening, Akechi-kun,” Keine bowed.
“Ah, good evening,” I smiled. “...it’s okay if you just call me Goro.”
“Ah, very well,” she said.
“Keine said she wanted to come by to check on you and see how you were doing after your first real day,” Masato explained. “I also invited her to dinner, since we have enough for her to have some.”
“I see,” I replied. So I set out another set of dishes for Keine, and took it upon myself to dish everyone one.
Over dinner, we made some more conversation, with Keine in particular wanting to know how I was adapting to my life so far. I told her so far, so good, although going from my modern life to essentially Medieval times was a big adjustment for me to have to make.
“I would imagine,” she said. “I’ve helped a couple outsiders before you, and they each had a very difficult time adjusting to Gensokyo’s way of life. It’s much slower here than in the hectic, demanding city for sure, there are no modern conveniences, and you have to watch out for youkai to boot. But on the flipside, there have been cases of villagers managing to leave Gensokyo and struggling to adapt to life out there. People here are also much more friendly, and not chronically stressed out.”
“But surely people here live in constant fear of youkai and incidents?” I asked.
“To an extent, yes,” Keine replied. “But fortunately, there are rules here in Gensokyo that help to keep everyone in line, and if you step out of line then the shrine maiden, the sages, or one of many vigilantes will step in to set you straight. Gensokyo used to be a far more dangerous and foreboding place, but ever since the implementation of the Spell Card Rules it’s been easier to settle disputes without getting needlessly violent. Despite the incidents recently, it’s much more peaceful now than it's ever been. Besides, here there’s no war, no pollution, no big companies who exploit you as much as possible to increase their profits. It’s a good place to be if you’re trying to leave everything behind.”
Leaving everything behind… Honestly, losing things like TV, trains and internet was nothing compared to cutting every tie I had with Shido and the conspiracy, my miserable lonely childhood, and the pain and anguish which both of them brought to me. It was like a gilded cage: my fame as an ace detective and power as a Persona user gave me everything I wanted, except the two things I never grew up with: a loving family, and friends. It might not have been what I wanted or expected, but being here was a great second chance, and I would be foolish to squander it. Just as a malevolent god or demon gave me the power of Persona back then, so a more benevolent force granted me a second chance when I should have died.
“There are things I miss about Tokyo,” I conceded, “but you’re right in that this place doesn’t seem to have the kinds of problems that we deal with out there. I’m sure there ARE problems…”
“Oh, there are,” Keine said, a little glumly. “Bigotry and racism? You bet we have it; youkai looking down on humans, humans looking down on youkai, gods looking down on both, and among the youkai a lot of species bicker and fight with each other. Some species can’t even get along with members of their own kind, like oni for instance. Religious skirmishes have been a big part of our history as well, and they still crop up here and there, with the biggest factions being the Shintoists, Taoists, and Buddhists; most of the time they coexist peacefully, but sometimes they don’t.”
“And given how magical this place is, I would imagine religion is a much bigger deal here than Outside,” I surmised.
“Absolutely,” Keine affirmed. “And all that’s just what we still have lingering around. Back in the day, youkai would openly hunt humans in large parties, and religious wars were near-constant. If not for the Barrier and the Hakurei Shrine, this place would probably be inhospitable. Even now, there has to be some kind of youkai-human conflict, and faith in gods, for this place to continue existing.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
“Well, it’s a little complicated. But for the most part, youkai live off of things like fears, rumors and hearsay. Gods, of course, require faith. The problem with both is that humans now are constantly innovating, losing their fear and losing their faith as they find other explanations for why stuff works the way it does. Basically, mythical beings shape the world, until they don’t, which causes them to disappear. Gensokyo exists as a bulwark against that, by freezing this place in a sort of stasis so that it’s now a last bastion for all things magical and mythical, protected from the poison of the Outside world.”
I thought to myself about all this for a moment. “Fascinating,” I said. “So what you’re saying is that the whole world is a product of human cognition and belief. Things come into existence because humans believe them to be so, then stop existing once humans no longer believe in them and instead, start believing in other things.”
Both Keine and Masato were visibly impressed at the conclusion I drew, not knowing about my own prior experience with human cognition.
“Wow,” Keine smiled. “I’m amazed. I never thought someone like you from the Outside could wrap their head around it that quickly.”
“Well, I am a detective after all,” I chuckled. “Making deductions is what I’m best at.”
“I can tell,” Keine said. “I wish Reimu and her friends were as good at deductions as you are. Usually, when they go solve incidents they just beat up everything in sight until they find the culprit.”
“Reimu-san did say she wanted to teach me spell cards so I could help solve incidents. Perhaps I could use the opportunity to bring some more method to her madness if that’s the case.”
Keine laughed. “Yeah, keep telling yourself that, but I bet that soon enough you’ll get to be just as belligerent and rude as all of them, especially if you start going to their parties.” She stifled herself and regained her composure. “Still, if you can manage to do that, then maybe you could help bring common sense to this asylum of a valley. I feel like it would become more peaceful, and more people would get along with each other, set aside their prejudices, if people around here learned how to talk out their problems.”
Keine made an interesting point, I realized. If there was conflict, strife and bigotry between people here, then it could hardly be considered any different from the myriad issues the Outside faced, other than perhaps just being microcosms of those issues. Just as much as I wanted help overcoming my own problems, perhaps a good way of doing so would be to help walk others through their own, become a listener, and be empathetic.
So why not try? I had nothing to lose and everything to gain.
“Well, I certainly wouldn’t mind doing that,” I smiled. “But I might need some help doing it.”
“I’m the girl to ask,” Keine smiled back. “I’ll tell you what: you use those detective skills of yours to help people resolve their problems, and I’ll work on getting you all the knowledge there is to know about Gensokyo and its history. I think having some context would be helpful when addressing people’s issues, wouldn’t you agree? Plus, this place might end up being your home, so why not learn about it?”
I reached out my hand. “I see no downsides.”
“Then it’s a deal.” Keine took my hand from across the table and shook it.
And so I made a deal with Keine…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Empress Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Eventually, Keine left to return to her house. I helped her out the door, and just as she stepped out into the frigid night air, she turned to me and said, “I’ll make sure to check in with you frequently to see how you’re doing.”
“Thank you,” I bowed. “I’ll try my best to settle into my new life.”
“Don’t forget that you’re not alone,” she told me. “You have support whenever you need it.” She then turned away and walked into the snowy night.
I took those words with me to bed. How I wasn’t alone, and how I now had the support of others who wanted to help me.
I couldn’t help but be suspicious, but not because I thought Keine, Masato or anyone else were conspiring against me or trying to use me.
I wasn’t used to not being alone.
When I opened my eyes again, I was in front of Igor’s desk in the Velvet Room. He was already there, and Lavenza was at my side.
“My master has summoned you here once more to speak with you,” Lavenza bowed.
I looked at Igor again. “Good evening,” I said.
“Welcome back,” Igor replied. “It seems we meet again.”
I looked around the room briefly, before asking, “tell me, why have you brought me here again?”
“To congratulate you on the start of your journey,” Igor said. “Not only have you awakened to your true power, you have established three new bonds. A fine start, if I say so myself.”
“My true power…” I looked down and held out my hand, before clenching it into a fist. “My new Persona, you must mean.”
“You have finally reached the innermost feelings within your heart,” Lavenza explained. “By awakening your true Persona, you have cast aside the bindings through which others controlled you. In addition, you have demonstrated your ability to take in the shadows around you as new aspects of your character.”
I looked at her, and asked her, “but… does that mean…”
“By awakening your new resolve and forming new bonds, you have discarded your old Personas, and can no longer call upon them. In essence, you will be rebuilding your power anew, through the bonds you forge and the experiences you embark on. It will present a drop to your immediate power, but your skill remains, and over time you will replace that toxic, corrupting power with even greater and pure strength.”
So both Robin Hood and, more importantly, Loki were gone for good. Now, there was only Bond, plus whatever shadows I managed to recruit. On one hand, it meant all that raw, sheer power I used to possess had evaporated, and I was now back at square one. On the other hand… it felt as though I had broken two chains holding me down from my true potential. And now it was up to me to get my power back, this time without wallowing in darkness and filth, and following the Justice I held so dear.
“I see,” I said.
I sensed something on my person, and when I reached for it, I pulled out the gold key. I held it out in front of me and inspected it, wondering how it had followed me here.
“This key,” I asked. “I’m assuming it has something to do with this place?”
“This is your key to the Velvet Room,” Igor explained. “It is given to all guests who come into this place. It is also your key into the cognitive world.”
“My master designed your key to take up the functions of the Metaverse Navigator,” Lavenza added. “I’m sure you’re familiar with its use, so no further explanation will be given. Various fortresses formed by the distorted hearts of individuals exist within the cognitive realm. How you choose to deal with these fortresses, if at all, is up to you and how you choose to exact your Justice.”
I looked at Igor, who added “of course, going into the realm alone is dangerous, and you would benefit from adding friends to your team. Should you encounter individuals whom you believe would be worthy allies, they will manifest Cognitive Keys of their own, but only you can enter this place.”
Teammates… what I said back in Shido’s Palace, in my insanity, about how I didn’t need teammates, how I was extremely powerful on my own and could crush any single member of Ren’s team, but in the end couldn’t overcome all of them at once. It made me realize the value of having people on my side fighting with me, as well as forming strong bonds with them, not just superficial alliances. If all my old power was gone, that left me with just my expertise and knowledge of the Metaverse - not enough to make it through a palace or ‘fortress’ alive without power, but perhaps I could employ it to guide people through them and help them develop their powers and skills.
I had to give it a try, I resolved. It was what Ren would do. It was what Ren would want me to do.
“I shall do my best,” I bowed.
“Magnificent,” Igor smiled. “I will be watching your journey with great interest. Create your own path, and realize the Justice within you.”
The door behind me opened, again revealing a white void. I was dismissed. I thanked the two for their time, before exiting the Velvet Room once again.
Notes:
Akechi isn't referred to by his first name too often, due to the rest of the Thieves treating him somewhat like an outcast, so it's going to feel weird referring to him as Goro, although the first-person perspective will cut into that.
I'm also going to be more on-point about canon details this time around compared to Alola. It's still not meant to be "canon" Gensokyo per se, but it will be much more canon-adherent with the main differences being Akechi's presence and the fact that it shares a universe with Persona. Some details (like there being a Netherworld portal on the path to the shrine) are bent in order to make the story flow better; one problem I feel like Alola has is that it gets bloated with side details at times, especially during the early chapters which I now hardly read, which I'll try to fix here.
Chapter 6: Ordinary Witch, Part 1
Summary:
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Chapter Text
The next morning went like the last one: I woke up, bathed, and slipped into some clean clothes. When I went downstairs, Masato was waiting for me, apparently eager to give me my next cooking lesson: breakfast.
“Good morning,” he said to me.
“Good morning, Kirisame-san,” I bowed.
Masato chuckled. “Still very polite, eh? Although I guess only two days here in Gensokyo wouldn’t make you rude just yet.”
I eyed the skilled already on the burner. “More cooking lessons, I presume?”
“Precisely,” Masato answered. “Then, after breakfast, I wanted to go over the terms of you living here and working for me. Would’ve done it yesterday, but I didn’t want to overwhelm you.”
“Understood,” I said.
After breakfast, we had about a half hour before the store opened up for the day. Unlike Outside world employers, his terms were relatively flexible: I had to work for him at least thirty hours a week, but there was no real schedule to speak of. He told me he would do this to give me freedom to explore the area and get to know people, but if I was here at the store I had to be working during store hours. He would pay for groceries for both of us, but it was up to me to shop for and/or gather them, which counted as work hours; he also gave me instructions on how and where to harvest wild plants. I would also get a percentage of the profits as pay, in addition to the room/board and groceries. The store was closed on Sundays, but if I needed hours I was free to clean up the shop and run errands for him. These terms seemed simple enough, so after negotiating some minor adjustments (being well-versed in law has its advantages), we signed off on it.
Like yesterday, I started out sweeping the front area and outside. Today, the clouds were thinner, and sunlight was peeking through them, but there was still plenty of snow to go around, more snowmen to build, snowballs to throw. It really was endearing to watch the kids have fun, here in the countryside where there was no internet, no video games, really no trace of modern culture, but the children made the most of what they had. Perhaps, I realized, their childhoods were more fulfilling as a result.
I wished I could have enjoyed the simple pleasures of tobogganing down a hillside, perhaps with the plus-sized Dragonite plush I once owned as a kid.
A mother and her child came up to the door just as I was finishing up and heading back inside, so I let them in. The mother picked out a basket while the child found a small wooden toy. Just after they left, a man came in looking for clothes for his daughter; he gave Masato some money in addition to the clothes she had outgrown. Then a woman came in to buy a pot, another man dropping off kimonos, and yet a third man exchanging a smoking pipe for parts to repair a cart. This was the typical scene that played out in Masato’s little emporium which had a bit of everything, and by all accounts it was a very successful business.
Around lunch, I was busy sorting clothes by size when the door rang. In walked an older girl or young woman wearing a rice hat, a heavy lavender-colored dress and a wooden crate on her back. Her most striking features, however, were her lavender hair and piercing red eyes. For some reason, I felt extremely uneasy looking at her eyes, even though she didn’t seem at all menacing, prompting me to avoid them even if it meant being a little rude.
She walked up to the counter, where Masato greeted her. “Ah, Reisen, welcome.”
“I appreciate it,” she bowed. She looked over to me. “Did you get a new employee?”
“Oh, yes,” Masato said. “He just came here recently from Outside. I’m helping him get used to things.”
Reisen sighed. “Oh great. Is she fooling around again? I hope not, she really needs to stop.” She reached into her crate and pulled out a bag containing powder. “Anyway, here’s your medicine.”
“Thanks.” Masato gave her some money and put the powder under the counter. Reisen bowed again before exiting the store.
Once she had left, I came up to the counter and asked Masato, “who was that woman just now?”
“Oh, her? That’s Reisen. She comes into town a couple times a week selling medicine. She works for the doctor at Eientei, and comes here so that villagers don’t have to brave the Bamboo Forest just to get their medicine.”
Eientei… wasn’t that the place Keine mentioned when she led me here to the village a couple days ago, I wondered?
“I think Keine mentioned that place to me,” I said. “What sorts of medicine does the doctor sell?”
“Everything you can imagine. She’s really talented.” He took the bag of powder out from under the desk. “This stuff really helps me manage my arthritis. I’d be even more of an old, achy mess without it.”
“But you don’t seem that old…”
Masato laughed. “Well, I’m glad you think so. I guess Kirisames don’t have the best health.”
I smiled and nodded. Somehow, though, I could tell that there was a pain in his laugh, as if suggesting there was a reason other than age for his aches and pains. It made me even more curious about this man’s past, and it reminded me of that drawing I found yesterday…
For lunch, Masato helped me make some sandwiches. We were enjoying them with some rather juicy apples, when the door creaked open.
“I’m sorry, but the store is closed for-” Masato started to say, before a red-and-white yin-yang orb floated up to us. It hovered just in front of the table, before it stopped spinning and showed an image of Reimu’s face.
“I’m done with my chores,” Reimu said. “Do you have time to come up to the shrine today and let me teach you Spell Cards?”
I looked at Masato, and he nodded. “If it’s the shrine maiden, I’ll let you go take care of it.”
“Thank you,” I said.
After lunch, I threw on a jacket and some snowshoes before heading up the path to the shrine. Again, I was careful passing by the Netherworld Portal, trying to quickly move past it just in case the key activated again. Once I was safely clear, it wasn’t too much further to the bottom steps of the shrine. I took off the snowshoes and ascended the steps up the hill, passing under the grand torii which marked the shrine entrance.
Once at the top, I was met with a modest shrine, with a kagura-den and Shamusho off to the sides, a Haiden ahead of me and the Honden enshrining the kami just behind it. Reimu was out in front of the Haiden, waiting for me eagerly.
“You made it,” Reimu greeted. “Hope the walk here wasn’t too hard.”
I looked around briefly, then told her, “you have a wonderful shrine.”
Reimu visibly blushed. “Oh, uh… thanks,” she smiled. “I… don’t get compliments very often, to be honest.”
“...I see.”
She came up to me, and handed me a blank deck of cards.
“What are these for?” I asked.
“I’ll get to that part,” she said. She stepped back. “So, the first thing we need to do before I can teach you how to actually fight is to get you in the air.”
I stepped back in surprise. “You mean, flying?”
“Exactly,” Reimu nodded. “All spell card duels are conducted in the air. Like I said yesterday, anyone can learn how to fly, at least enough to conduct these duels. It isn’t really that hard, but you do need to focus if you don’t want to fall out of the air in the middle of a duel.”
I was still struggling to wrap my mind around the idea of flying, much less how to do it and fight at the same time. But, one thing after another, I reckoned. All I could do right now was listen to what Reimu had to say.
“Alright, what should I do first?” I asked.
“Close your eyes and concentrate,” Reimu instructed. “Try to imagine yourself levitating off of the ground.”
There’s no way it could be that easy, I thought. How on Earth can one just will themselves into the air? By sheer force of anger alone? Having such high contempt toward their opponent that they just end up levitating like a Dragon Ball character?
Either way, I had to get myself flying, somehow. My lesson couldn’t continue until I did. So I closed my eyes, held out my arms and tried to envision myself lifting off of the ground. Soaring through the sky like an eagle, majestically commanding the vast, open space above the ground, a domain ruled by birds and where humans looked up to, desiring to free themselves from the chains of gravity, to fulfill the desire and destiny to reach the stars…
*phft*
I opened an eye and saw Reimu corpsing. “What’s so funny?” I asked her.
“Oh, nothing,” she dismissed, still chuckling. “It’s just… you’re flapping your arms right now.”
I looked at my arms and… oh. Somehow, I had subconsciously started flailing them up and down like wings. I’ll admit, straight-laced as I tried to project myself, more often than not I wound up looking and acting like a clown. Openly gushing about children’s anime on live TV when I went off on a tangent, bumping into people on the street awkwardly, going into three separate rooms to get coffee, cream and sugar because I couldn’t look around and see where everything was, and that wasn’t even counting my behavior in the Metaverse where I had a tendency to CHEW THE SCENERY AND SHOUT AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE SLAUGHTERING MY ENEMIES AND THEN TAUNTING THEM BY MAKING OVER-THE-TOP JOJO POSES!
...sorry for shouting like that, I just wanted to illustrate how I felt at times. Anyway, back to the task at hand. I put my arms down and focused. Really focused, like what a monk sitting on a remote Himalayan spire might do for several hours a day. This time, I cleared my head of any thoughts and purely focused on levitating. Hopefully, I could awaken something within me that would allow the magic filling this fantasy realm to flow through my body and allow me to become one with it, giving me the power to defy natural and physical law and soar with the wind.
It took a few moments, but eventually, I could feel the weight easing from my feet, until, finally, there was nothing under them.
I opened my eyes, and looked down. Looked down at my feet, and the ground they were most definitely not touching. Now, human instinct at this point would be to panic and flail about, since humans are not supposed to simply levitate in the air. We are not flying creatures. But I realized that panicking would likely cause me to fall to the ground, so I fought the butterflies in my stomach and the trembling in my fingers and toes. It wasn’t much, perhaps half a meter, but there was no mistaking it: I was floating.
It seemed so surreal that it made even my Metaverse escapades seem “real” in comparison.
Reimu had no words. She just stood there, looking at me with a blank expression and studying me. Of course, I realized that since she could fly herself, and that she’d seen other people flying perhaps countless times before, then a flying person probably wasn’t very interesting to her. For me, however, it was an enthralling experience, much like a child taking their first swim or driving a car for the first time. For a few moments I just floated there in place, taking in the novel state of levitating off of the ground.
I thought about how I could gain altitude, and actually move around in the air. After all, my legs were of no use, and unlike a bird I had no wings with which to guide my movement. And I certainly didn’t have jets like a plane. Not knowing what to do, I looked up and imagined myself going up. Then, just like that, I actually did go up, slowly. Interesting, I thought. I looked down, then imagined myself going down, which caused me to descend.
Alright. I at least had vertical movement figured out. Now, for horizontal movement. I lifted up into the sky again to distance myself from the ground and any obstacles, then focused on my next objective: moving forward in a straight line. Like before, I tried to imagine myself going forwards, but that by itself didn’t do anything: I soon figured out that I had to slightly angle my body forward as well, much like a Segway, and that the more I tilted my body while focusing on movement the faster I went; I could even lean backwards to reverse myself. I then realized I could pivot my body in order to go in other directions. I also found that I could influence my up/down speed by thinking about moving faster or slower, and combine this with lateral movement to go faster still. All told, I found that flying involved a combination of focused thinking and subtle physical movements. It was a lot simpler than I imagined it to be.
I looked around at the new perspective I had. At the height of the tops of trees, I could see far off into the distant valley below, the mountains behind me, the emerald carpets of forests, and a blue, hazy lake with some sort of structure on the far shore, all buried under a white, icy veil of snow. Down below, Reimu seemed very small as she looked up at me, floating in the air with my arms to my sides. Oh, what a difference a few feet in height makes in your perception of the world.
I smirked. With the ability to fly realized, I had a whole new world to explore, and many, many perspectives I wanted to see. But, Reimu wasn’t done with me, and I knew I could practice this any time. So, slowly, I made my way back to the ground. My landing was… a little clumsy, but I quickly steadied myself and regained my composure.
“So,” I asked her, “how did I do?”
Reimu slowly came up to me, clapping her hands. “That was impressive, for a first-timer,” she said to me.
“Really?” I asked. “It… honestly didn’t seem that hard. I just had to focus on what I wanted to do and where I wanted to go…”
“No, really, it was impressive. Most people don’t figure it out that quickly. I mean, it took me weeks back when I was little to pull off what you did just now, and flying is my ability!” Reimu smiled. “I knew it. You’ve got some real potential. Any doubts I had after yesterday are all gone. I think we can move on to the next lesson.”
“Fighting?” I guessed.
“Yep. You’ve got it. My own special brand of dueling called the ‘Spell Card System,’ although a lot of people around here also call it ‘Danmaku’ because it involves a lot of bullets.”
I tilted my head to one side. “Bullets?”
“Bullets, although not bullets from like a gun,” Reimu clarified. “Laser bullets. Allow me to demonstrate.” Reimu walked away from me toward the torii before she manifested two spinning yin-yang orbs from her person, then levitated up into the air before taking aim at a large boulder and pointing her gohei at it. As soon as she did that, the orbs began to orbit her at a fast speed, and a stream of crimson needles bombarded the rock, seemingly fired from the orbs she commanded. In addition, various glowing laser dots spawned from her figure, floating out in all directions before disappearing after travelling a short distance. It was a powerful display, much like whenever I directed a Megidola into a group of foes standing in my way.
Afterward, Reimu came back down and faced me. “That was a non-spell,” she explained. “It’s a basic shot pattern which you can string together on the spot from ambient magic.”
“I see,” I noted. “So you can just focus all the magic around you and turn it into energy bullets?”
“Essentially,” Reimu said. “It’s much easier if you have some sort of object or weapon that you can channel it into, and easier still if that object itself is enchanted and can do the channeling for you, like my gohei and my yin-yang orbs, but if you get really good you can do it with just your bare hands.” She came closer to me. “Would you happen to have something like that on you right now? It’d make this lesson a lot easier if you did…”
I fumbled around to see if I had something in the satchel I had been given that I could use as a sort of weapon, when my hands clutched what felt like a gun. Pulling it out, I saw that it was, in fact, the pistol I had manifested yesterday in front of the Palace.
Reimu jumped back. “Is-isn’t that the gun you got yesterday???”
“It would seem so,” I said, inspecting it. “But, you should be fine. It’s only a model, not an actual-”
Then when I pointed it at the boulder Reimu had been firing at and “pulled” the trigger, all of a sudden a stream of blue kunai-shaped bullets streamed out from the barrel. I recoiled back in shock and dropped the gun, since I wasn’t actually expecting it to fire anything.
“...” I stood there staring at the gun, before picking it back up, this time being more careful with handling it.
“...don’t tell me… is that gun magical?” Reimu wondered.
“...it certainly seems like it,” I noted.
“But, weren’t you firing actual bullets from it yesterday??” she asked.
I shook my head. “Not exactly.” I presented the gun to her. “As I said, this gun is a mere model, as you can see. But the Metaverse is shaped by cognition, so if a shadow thinks a toy gun or sword is real, then they function as real, causing them to shoot real bullets. Of course, like real guns, they can run out of ‘ammo’ and of course you can’t reload a toy gun, but every new enemy you encounter expects it to be loaded so it will ‘reload’ then.”
Reimu scratched her head. “That’s… very strange, but I’ll take your word for it.” She looked at the gun again. “Doesn’t explain why it can shoot Danmaku here in the real world…”
“I have a theory,” I said. “You saw how this gun manifested from blue flames, as did the knife, yes? That must mean the gun’s very existence is magical, since it appeared from nothing. Even outside the Metaverse, if there’s magic in the air then it’s no surprise that it can channel it quite easily. Thus, it can fire ‘Danmaku’ since that kind of magic is what it can call here.” I then decided to put my theory to the test by floating back up into the air - it didn’t take as much concentration this time around, now that I had done it once before. Once I was at a safe height and distance away from Reimu, I aimed the gun and started shooting. I held the trigger for a good few seconds, but it never stopped firing. I then decided to get creative, first by waving the pistol around a bit to create waves in the continuous line of fire, then whipping it around so as to create a pattern of blue kunai bullets encircling me and partially compensating for the very narrow single stream of kunais spewing forth from it.
I touched back down on the ground once I was finished. Reimu was visibly impressed by the display.
She smiled. “Heh, looks like you’ve got a pretty good head-start! Looks like we can really move through this lesson quickly!”
“I appreciate your compliment,” I bowed.
“Looks like you reeled in a good one there, Reimu!”
I looked at Reimu’s face, her smile turning into a tired frown as her eyes slowly closed and her shoulders slumped.
“...how long have you been up there, Marisa?”
I looked up at the roof, and saw a blonde girl in a black jacket and, oddly, a frilly pointed hat lying on the roof of the shrine kicking her feet around in the air. “Oh, about the last 415.7 seconds, why do you ask?” She then got up, slid down the roof on her boots and somersaulted into the air, landing on her feet with her hat floating back down upon her head moments later. She had a toothy grin and yellow eyes which conveyed an unnatural air to me. She also seemed rather smug and confident.
She walked toward me, where the height difference between me and her was noticeable - she was perhaps a little over a meter and a half. Despite this, she just came up to me and put a gloved finger under my chin, while I stared down awkwardly.
Marisa whistled. “Geez, Rei, didn’t think you’d be able to pull in any guys, much less tall, handsome gentlemen like this one.”
“T-t-that’s not it at all!!” Reimu stammered, her face flushed with red; meanwhile I just rolled my eyes as once again, my inadvertent womanizing powers warped the minds of any females within my vicinity. “I’m merely teaching him how to duel, that’s all!”
“Ya sure?” Marisa sneered. “I’ve never taken ‘ya for someone who’d go out of her way just to teach people danmaku, ‘specially not this looker over here. ‘Ya sure he didn’t just come up to 'ya one day and strike a ~pose~ while shedding sparkles and-”
*WHACK*
“That’s quite enough!” Reimu barked angrily as she hit the top of Marisa’s head with her gohei.
“Owowow… alright, fine, sheesh, you win.” Marisa wandered around for a bit while pressing the spot on her head where she was smacked. She then looked at me and asked, “who are ‘ya anyway?”
“Oh, my apologies,” I said. I bowed, “my name is Goro Akechi. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Marisa-san.”
Marisa chuckled and smirked. “Oh really? You must be an outsider. That’s clearly a Tokyo accent, and nobody calls anyone ‘X-san’ ‘round here.” She removed her hat and bowed, “name’s Marisa Kirisame. You’d better remember it!”
...wait, I thought. Kirisame? Were she and Masato related somehow? But… he didn’t mention anything about relatives… What about that drawing I found? Could it have been hers?
I shook my head. Now probably wasn’t the best time to bring it up. Instead, I just smiled back, “It’s good to meet you, Marisa.”
Reimu sighed. “Well, if Marisa’s here, I should probably go heat up some tea. Wanna join, Goro?”
“My thanks,” I said. The three of us went inside the shamusho.
Unlike most shamushos, which function as administrative offices for the shrines, this one was more like a house, which made it apparent to me that Reimu lived here in addition to working here. There was already a warm kotatsu laid out in front of us, so me and Marisa made ourselves comfortable while Reimu went to boil water and steep tea for us.
“So are you really from Outside?” she asked me.
“Of course I am,” I said earnestly. “Your deduction is spot on.”
“Oh, pleeeeease, you tryin’ to seduce me or something?” she teased. “You’re actin’ waaay too polite and formal for that to be how ‘ya normally talk to people.”
I chuckled. “Well, I was a celebrity detective out there. Perhaps it’s just my nature.”
Marisa laughed. “Maybe it is. There’s lotsa dangerous youkai livin’ here, but I bet yer looks alone could kill ‘em! Maybe you should come along with me and Reimu when we go out solvin’ incidents!”
I cocked an eyebrow. “‘You and Reimu?’”
“Yeah, we solve incidents together, ain’t that right?” She looked over at Reimu who was standing over a kettle.
“More like you tag along most of the time to loot whoever it is I’m setting straight, but yes, you could call it that.”
Marisa pouted. “Aw, c’mon! What about when I finished off Okuu after her suns knocked ‘ya down? Or back when Seija tried to mess things up and there was that taiko drum girl who came outta nowhere and tried to beat us up? Or that one time at the mansion when Sakuya got drunk offa Oni mash and-”
“Alright, you’ve made your point,” Reimu grunted as she poured the tea out into cups for us and walked over to the kotatsu.
“Are you two going to be okay?” I asked half-sarcastically.
Reimu shook her head. “It might not look like it, but we’re close friends,” she said. “We’ve known each other since before I was the shrine maiden here. Her being here uninvited isn’t strange at all.”
“Why don’t we just drop the pretense and have me move in?”
“Shut up.”
Reimu set the tray down, and each of us grabbed our respective cups. I wanted to break the ice and started to say something, but Marisa cut in before I could.
“So, Goro,” she asked haughtily, “whaddya think of the Ordinary Magician of Paradise over here?”
I studied her for a second, then said, “you seem like the type of person who carries no regard for the rules and who says and does whatever you want without thinking about how others feel about it.”
“Well, I’m glad you - HEY! YA DON’T GOTTA BE SO BLUNT ABOUT IT, IDIOT!” Marisa shouted over the table while Reimu was struggling not to laugh so hard.
“What’s so funny?!?” Marisa protested.
“Because it’s true,” Reimu giggled. Meanwhile, Marisa just crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out. These two truly did have a unique friendship, I thought to myself.
Eventually, Marisa looked back at me and said, “well, now I know not to ask ya about your opinion. You don’t got a filter.”
“I could say the same,” I snarked. “But, trading barbs won’t get us anywhere. Why don’t you tell me a little about yourself?”
“Oh, right,” Marisa said. “Well, like I said, I’m a witch livin’ in the Forest of Magic. My specialties are mushrooms, stars, light, high explosives and booze.”
“Don’t forget about ‘borrowing,’” Reimu added.
“Ehehe… well, like I keep tellin’ Patchy, I’ll return them when I eventually blow my house up and there’s a big, huge crater where I used to be.”
“I see…” I noted.
“Yup.”
“...are you perhaps the daughter of Masato Kirisame, the man who took me in and who I’m working for so I have a place to live?”
Marisa was silent.
“...I’m sorry, did I… hit a sore topic?” I asked.
Marisa slumped. “...so Keine was right,” she sighed. “He did give my room away. Figures. Just proves he doesn’t care about me anymore.”
“I beg your pardon?” I said.
“I don’t wanna talk about it,” Marisa responded.
Reimu put her hand on Marisa’s back and said softly, “you know, Goro is living in your room. I think he has a right to know at least a little about your situation, since everyone in town knows.”
Marisa took a sip of tea. “Alright, I guess.” She looked up at me. “My dad, you see… well, when I was little, I ran away from home.”
I was surprised. “Er, why?”
“He was always keepin’ me from doing magic,” she said. “He told me it wasn’t proper, that I was gonna get myself killed summoning demons and fightin’ monsters, but I didn’t want to hear any of it. So one day I just up and left. That's why I’m where I’m at now. But I don’t care. That ain’t my home anymore. I live in my own home and made my own damn family outta my friends. Still doesn’t fix the fact that I had a rough-ass childhood. Couldn’t even go outside to play with the kids ‘cause he was always makin’ me do work, and even when I did all the kids just treated me like some kinda weirdo. That’s actually how I met Reimu, both of us are weirdos with no one else to turn to.”
Rough childhood… I looked down at the table.
“...somethin’ the matter?” Marisa asked.
“...to be honest, I had an exceptionally tough childhood as well.”
“Oh?” Marisa asked. “How so?”
“It’s a long story,” I dismissed. “You wouldn’t be interested.”
Marisa loomed over the table. “Nuh-uh. You listened to my story, now I wanna hear yours! You’re not allowed to be gloomy around me!”
Heh. Just as I thought. She really did have a forceful personality. Whatever she set her mind to, she would do it. Well, I supposed I had no choice now but to tell her the same lie I told everyone else.
“Oh, if you insist,” I said. I looked down. “...the truth is, I’m an orphan. My parents both died when I was young.”
“...ah, I see… That must’ve been hard on ya, losin’ your parents when you were that small. And they don’t treat orphans too well out there, do they?”
I shook my head. “No, no they don’t, because of how family laws work. I spent most of my childhood passed around from one foster home to the next, but no one would adopt me, take me in permanently. I didn’t really have friends growing up as a result; anime and video games were about the only escapes I had. But I always did very well at school, and I was blessed with excellent detective skills, which got me noticed by the Special Investigations Unit who hired me as a student detective. It was a brutal schedule, balancing that and schoolwork, but it allowed me to live on my own and control my own life. Still… I do regret never having the opportunity to make real friends when I was young.”
I looked at Marisa… and she smiled lightly. “Guess you, me and Reimu have a lot in common,” she said. “My dad’s still around, of course, but other than that they’re all dead or missing somehow, and we’ve had to strike it out on our own, in different ways. My mom actually died when I was still a baby, so I never knew her.”
I turned to Reimu. “And you?” I asked.
Reimu looked downcast. “I lost my mother in a bad thunderstorm back when I was twelve; I’ve had a fear of lightning ever since. And my dad… I actually don’t even know who my dad is, or if he’s still around, since mother never spoke about him, wouldn’t even talk about him.”
...I certainly knew how that felt, not that I could reveal it to them right now.
It was then that Marisa perked up and poured herself another cup of tea. “Well, enough doom and gloom,” she chirped, “let’s talk about something else. So…” She looked at me. “You’re a detective?”
“Oh, yes,” I smiled. “I was sometimes referred to as the ‘Detective Prince’ out there because of my ability to bring down seemingly unsolvable cases, which brought me much media attention and an army of fangirls.”
All of a sudden, Marisa snorted and banged the table laughing. “Ahahaha! Of course you would! ‘Army of Fangirls!’ A guy like you on TV all the time, I wouldn’t doubt it!”
“...yes, well… it was an inconvenience more often than not,” I sighed.
“Oh, so do you not like cute girls?” Marisa said, shooting up. “Are ya into older women? Or maaaaybe your g-”
“I am not,” I insisted.
“Please forgive her,” Reimu apologized. “Marisa here doesn’t know the first thing about love and thinks hand-holding is extremely lewd.”
“H-HEY! DUMMY!” Marisa shouted as she tried to clamber over to Reimu, before I steadied her with my hand on her forehead.
“Please calm down,” I said to her. “You can roughhouse her when we put away the tea.”
Me having my hand on her head seemed to have an effect, since she instantly froze with a blank expression, and I swore I could see a light blush on her face.
“Hmph. Fine,” she pouted, sitting back down and crossing her arms. “So,” Marisa asked, “how did you get here to Gensokyo?”
“It had to do with a series of events surrounding a case I’ve been investigating for quite some time,” I said. “In addition to my regular cases, I had been working to take down a corrupt politician running for Prime Minister.” I hesitated for a second, then continued, “his name is Masayoshi Shido. He’s as corrupt as they get: taking bribes, giving bribes, blackmail, threatening rival politicians, and even ordering hits through his Yakuza connections. Had he won the election, he would have imposed his ultra-nationalist, corrupt ideology upon the nation. That I couldn’t allow, so I spent a great deal of time gathering evidence of his crimes so I could hopefully bring him to justice.”
“Shido…” Reimu mused between sips. “You know, Sumireko comes up here to visit whenever she’s trapped in Gensokyo in her dreams. Recently she’s been venting about some guy by that name running for prime minister who’s really popular and everyone loves him, but she says she knows the truth about him and that he’s ‘really shitty.’ For sure, we’re always concerned about what the rest of Japan is facing, but what happens out there doesn’t really affect us here.” She took another sip. “But, it would definitely concern you. I just didn’t think I’d meet anyone doing something about it.”
“I see,” I said. “I didn’t know you were already aware of Shido. Masato told me about Sumireko as well. I’d like to meet her at some point.”
“I’m sure you will,” Reimu replied.
I cleared my throat. “Anyway, another case I was working on involved a group called the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts, whose crimes have become legendary for being as bizarre as they are impossible to trace. These thieves gained their notoriety from stealing the hearts of corrupt individuals, and would send them calling cards, which was usually followed a few days later by that individual confessing all of their crimes. Given my record, I took it upon myself to solve these ‘unsolvable’ crimes, and managed to determine that they were a group of high school kids.”
“Which is funny ‘cause you’re a high school kid yourself,” Marisa added.
“Yes, and generally speaking, impulsive teenagers aren’t very good at covering up crimes which they commit. Once I had built up enough suspicion of them, I trailed them to the main courthouse in Tokyo, and was approaching them when something strange happened: the world seemingly twisted and distorted, and before I knew it the courthouse had turned into a casino, and the kids were all wearing strange costumes.”
“Wait, what?” Marisa asked, puzzled.
“Trust me, I had the same reaction,” I said. “Of course, I demanded an explanation, and they all freaked out realizing a detective had managed to follow them into where they did their dirty work. Soon, they told me everything, about how that location was called the ‘Metaverse,’ how the casino was a ‘palace’ which represented a person’s distorted desires, and how they wielded the power of ‘Personas’ to make their way through that Palace.”
‘...uh, you kinda lost me there, bro,” Marisa said. “Could you explain what all that actually means.”
“Certainly,” I nodded. “So…”
I then spent approximately the next half-hour explaining to Marisa what the Metaverse was: a cognitive world where all the things humanity believed in and perceived were given form, and whose form was freely molded by those ever-shifting cognitions. I explained to her how Palaces formed, what shadows were, and how one awakened to Personas, including a made-up story about how I had awakened one when I was attacked by shadows in Sae-san’s palace. Marisa was a little slow to follow it at first, but soon figured it out and found it highly intriguing, especially when I got to the part about stealing treasure. I also talked a little about how the Phantom Thieves got their start, including their conflict with Kamoshida; needless to say, neither was too happy to hear about it.
“Okay, what the fuck?” Marisa said angrily, pounding the table. “That middle-aged guy was RAPING high school girls? How the hell did he get away with that?!?”
“He just had that much power and influence at the school,” I answered. “The principal was complicit in covering up his crimes too, due to the prestige the volleyball team brought to the school.”
“Unbelievable,” Reimu scowled with an icy glare. “I can’t believe it’s possible for someone to get away with that shit just because they’re in positions of power. Actually, if I had a choice between that gym teacher and Tenshi right after she wrecked my shrine that one time, I’d have spared Tenshi. I hope he eventually got what he deserved, because that’s complete and utter bullshit.”
“He did,” I said. “In fact, his crimes were what caused the Phantom Thieves to band together in the first place, since all had suffered at his hand, and one had the power of Persona as well. He recruited the other three, took down his Palace and stole his treasure, which in our world turned into a gold medal similar to the first one the gym teacher had ever won. A few days later, he confessed his crimes and turned himself over to the police. His trial recently concluded: he got thirty years to life, the Olympic Committee rescinded his medals and awards, and he’ll have to register as a sex offender upon release, if that ever happens. For sure, his life is pretty much in ruins now.”
Reimu smiled, and Marisa smirked. “You know… when I think about it," Reimu commented, "those kids are technically criminals, but their victims are also criminals who are worse than themselves. I am the Hakurei Shrine Maiden and have to uphold the laws of this land, but I do respect vigilante justice if the system itself isn’t fair and just. Besides Marisa here, I’ve been joined by many others in resolving incidents, most of whom I’ve defeated in duels in the past, all acting because they have a stake in the outcome. And you, and those kids, all of you were given a special power to bring justice to those defying justice.”
...If only I could truly say that about myself…
“Indeed. So, returning to the main point, I had them prove their justice by reforming her to be a truly better prosecutor; the last I talked to her, she talked about wanting to switch over to being a criminal defense attorney. I made it clear to the Thieves that I had dirt on them, but if they promised to help me bring down Shido then I would let them off the hook. Luckily, Shido just so happened to be their next target, so I allied with them to send the ship sinking - literally, since his Palace was a cruise ship. Things went fine at first, until we took the treasure and the Palace began to collapse. In the chaos and confusion, I got split from the rest of the group, and while trying to find another way out, the ship exploded, knocking me out and causing the Palace to disappear.”
I paused for a moment, then continued, “anything from our world still inside a Palace or any other part of the Metaverse when it ceases to exist disappears from the public’s cognition permanently. That’s what happened to me: I disappeared from the public’s cognition. I don’t know what would have happened otherwise, but since this place, Gensokyo, a land of the forgotten, exists, I ended up here.”
Marisa was stunned.
“Wow,” she said. “That’s… a lot more intense then most of the ways people end up here, like getting lost in the forest, getting gapped here by Yukari or whoever or even just wandering through weak spots in the Barrier, like Muenzuka. So, you literally just stopped existing as far as the public was concerned, and that’s how you got here?”
“Human cognition is an incredibly powerful force,” I explained. “It shapes the world in more ways that you would believe. It shapes this land, too, from what I can piece together. A place where myths and legends come alive, all brought forth by human belief and perception, and destroyed just as easily.”
Marisa flopped back onto the ground, arms spread out. “Geez, you just got here a couple days ago and you already have a better understanding of how this place works than a girl who’s lived here her whole life.”
Reimu smiled. “I think it’s just as well. He’s in a much better position than most Outsiders. Strong, smart and observant. That’s why I’m teaching him Spell Cards, because I think he’d be great at helping solve incidents.”
“I don’t doubt that,” Marisa said, “but what does his Metawhatever powers have to do with danmaku?”
Reimu paused for a bit, before answering, “well, because… It’s an Incident™.”
Marisa shot back up upon hearing that. “Oh really?” she grinned. “Now you’ve got my attention.”
“At least one of these ‘Palaces’ exists right here in Gensokyo,” Reimu explained to her. “I’ve seen it.”
“Whoa, really?? You've been there? How’d you get there??”
I produced the Metaverse Key that I had. “This key,” I explained. “I woke up yesterday and found it beside me. Using this, we can enter the Metaverse and Palaces. In the Outside world, I used a phone app, but it must have taken this form upon coming here. We accidentally set it off yesterday. Reimu was talking to me about someone named ‘Yuyuko,’ who lives in the Netherworld, and how you could get there via a portal just off the trail here. We happened to say the Palace keywords, causing the portal to turn into a massive, traditional castle. Shadow guards attacked us, but I was able to summon my Persona to dispatch them.”
“Speaking of key,” Reimu said while searching inside her dress, before placing a key, similar to mine but red, onto the table.
“Where did you get that?” I asked her, intrigued.
“I don’t know,” she shrugged. “I just woke up with it this morning. Actually, before I contacted you, I went down to where the portal is as a test, and I can use it to get in and out of that place on my own.”
“Interesting,” I thought. “Perhaps when I brought you into the Palace, something decided it wanted you to have the ability to enter the Metaverse even without me around, so it gave you that key.”
“But what god or force would do that?” she asked.
“Well, I met the person who gave me my key in a dream, a strange long-nosed man…”
“Was he a tengu?” Reimu asked me.
“...I’m not sure, maybe?”
“...well, I guess it doesn’t matter, although if he gave you that key, he might want all of us to do this mission. I'd like to meet him at some point if it's possible.” Reimu turned to Marisa. “Did you get all that?”
“Eh… kinda,” Marisa shrugged. “So basically, Yuyuko’s got one of these Palaces and you wanna bring it down?”
“Yes,” I responded. “That Palace’s mere existence suggests ‘Yuyuko’ is committing injustices in reality, and I’d wager her Palace is far from the only one here.”
Reimu rubbed her chin. “Well, now that you mention it, she does often overwork poor Yomou, who often complains to me that Yuyuko seems like the Netherworld exists solely to keep her childish desires and huge appetite sated. If destroying that ‘Palace’ would cause her to change her ways, I’m sure the spirits there would appreciate it.”
Marisa got up and grinned. “If it’s an incident, I’m down for it. Haven’t had a real incident in over a year, just some things with Kosuzu here and there, and I do like a challenge. Can’t get better as a witch if I’m not facing new opponents stronger than me.”
“Then it’s settled,” I declared. “Shall we start tomorrow?”
“Absolutely,” Reimu said. “I don’t have to start setting up for the New Year’s festival for a couple days.” She glanced over to Marisa. “You will help me out, am I right?”
“...yes,” Marisa groaned.
“Splendid,” she smiled. “And then Goro, if you’re free to help out too I’d greatly appreciate it, but I’ll understand if you can’t.”
“We did make a deal, didn’t we?” I answered.
“Doesn’t mean I own you. Masato does,” Reimu chuckled.
Once it started getting dark, I said my goodbyes and left the shrine, with Marisa following me out the door.
“Can we walk and talk for a bit?” she asked me.
“Of course, what is it?” I replied.
“Well…” she paused for a moment. “So, you’re really livin’ with my dad, huh?”
“It would seem so…” I looked at her, her expression clearly downtrodden. “So, you haven’t tried to make up with him?”
“Why would I?” she replied. “He doesn’t like me bein’ a witch. I’m sure he didn’t even mention me to you.”
“No, he did not,” I said.
“See? He doesn’t even care about me anymore. Not that I need him, since I got Reimu, Alice, Kourin and some other friends. Kourin in particular didn’t mind me being a witch, and sorta picked up the slack raisin’ me after I ran away.”
“Who’s ‘Kourin?’” I asked her.
“That’s Rinnosuke. I call him Kourin ‘cause his shop’s called Kourindou. Me and Reimu are his best customers. He’s a half-youkai; he used to live on the Outside, but he lost his memories about it somehow after he got here. My grandparents found him, taught him how to live here and make a living, and eventually my dad started teachin’ him how to run a shop once he inherited it, although they don’t talk much nowadays. He’s been in my life since I was a nugget, he’s super cool and his shop has all the strangest things.”
“I see.” I paused for a moment. “And you said your mother died when you were very young?”
“Well, yeah… to be honest, I don’t know much about her, other than that she was a kind, beautiful woman according to my dad. There was a bad flu outbreak in the village not long after I was born, and, well, we lost her to it. But, you lost both your parents when you were little.”
I knew I had to come up with an explanation for how my parents died, even though the truth was only my mom was dead while my father was, well, Shido. So I came up with a plausible explanation. “To this day, I’m still not entirely sure what happened, since it happened while I was so young. The killers were never brought to justice, but the Tokyo police told me they think the Yakuza were somehow involved. Needless to say, I’ve brought down several of them as a sort of proxy revenge; in fact, I once exposed a whole Triad operating out of Odaiba. I hope someday the killers will be found and punished.”
“Yeah, I’ve heard the Yakuza is nasty,” Marisa said. “Gensokyo had a few members within it when the Barrier was erected, but they were all quickly dealt with by the Sages, and to this day Yukari and a few others have a pact to zap any Yakuza that show up here. I’ve heard they’re powerful, though, and you can’t really beat them ‘cause they’re so big.”
“They are, that can’t be argued with. But, I’ve been able to do so much on my own that the SIU wanted to promote me once I was done with school, even while I would be attending university. Obviously, now that will never happen, but instead I hope to apply my skills here and help keep order and peace.”
“You’re not the least bit interested in tryin’ to get back?” Marisa wondered. “Most Outsiders try to find a way back anytime they come here. Outside sounds like it really needs ‘ya still!”
“Yes, but it’s like I said: I got wiped from the public’s cognition. Even if I did return, I doubt anyone would remember me. I’d have to rebuild my life from scratch. I think it’d be easier just to establish myself here at this point.”
Marisa shook her head. “You’re really takin’ this situation in stride. I like that.” I just nodded, still unwilling to reveal why I was adapting to my new situation well.
We walked past the spot where the Netherworld Portal was, when Marisa asked me, “hey, this is where that ‘Palace’ place is, right?”
“That’s right,” I answered. “This is the location it is projected over within the Metaverse.”
“...can ‘ya show me it real quick?” She asked. “I wanna see what I’m dealin’ with so I can prepare myself better. Plus, I’m kinda curious what it actually looks like.”
“Certainly,” I said. I pulled out the key and got ready to say the keywords, only to see a keyhole manifest in front of me. Sticking the key into the hole triggered the distortion which whisked us away to the Metaverse and the massive castle resting beyond the chasm.
Once the castle fully manifested, Marisa took it in. “Whooooa… that place is really big and crazy.” She then turned around to me, and jumped back a bit. “Wait, what? Your clothes, they’re like… like a secret agent outfit! And the hell’s with that mask?”
Ah. It seemed I was already in my Metaverse outfit. “This is the outfit I don in the Metaverse,” I explained. “It reflects my ideal of what a hero is. The mask is how I summon my Persona; it’s the form it takes when it’s not active. If you awaken a Persona, you would get an outfit and a mask, too.”
“I don’t think I need one,” Marisa boasted. “As long as I can fly, and I got my Mini-Hakkero here, I bet I could kick those shadow’s asses.” She then jumped on her broom and tried to fly, only to find that she couldn’t. “Wait… huh? I can’t fly? What the heck???”
“Reimu had a similar problem,” I said. “She couldn’t use any of her powers here for some reason.”
Marisa was clearly annoyed. “Hmmmmmm… can’t use magic here, for whatever reason. Does regular magic not work, or does this place shut off special powers, or-”
Suddenly, Marisa was grabbed by a shadow guard who proceeded to run down the bridge to the castle.
“EEEK! HELP ME!!!” She screamed.
Damn it, I thought. I show her the Palace for one second, and already the shadows are on us, again. I shook my head, I had no choice. She would probably get killed if I did nothing, and it would be on my head. So, I sprinted down the bridge after the guard, right into the looming, sinister castle within which dwelled the distorted heart of a ghost princess.
Chapter 7: Ordinary Witch, Part 2
Notes:
12/17/22 Update: Finally figured out how workskins work. Make sure you have them enabled or else a minor joke will not work.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Sprinting across the bridge in hot pursuit of the shadow, I reached for my gun in hopes that I could at least slow it down, before realizing that I could hurt Marisa in doing so. As I thought of another way, the shadow disappeared into the castle, with two more spawning in front of the entrance.
“Blast,” I grunted. “I need to dispatch these quick.” Before, this would have been highly trivial, but with an untrained Persona and a weak shadow as the only ones at my disposal, I knew a high degree of skill would be necessary if I were to come out on top. Moving quickly, I dodged a sword slash from one of them before vaulting on top of it and ripping off its mask, causing it to turn into a Bicorn; the other shadow then turned itself into another Jack ‘o Lantern. I quickly felled the Bicorn with Zio, leaving only the Jack ‘o Lantern to deal with.
“Let’s get this over with,” I said coldly, “if you don’t mind, I’m in a rush.”
“Don’t kill me again, ho!” it pleaded.
“...again?”
“Yeah, I remember you from before!” it said, “you’re that violent guy who came with that shrine maiden to drive Queen Yuyuko outta the castle, ho! She’s a ghost, she’ll… well, die? Can ghosts die?”
“They can if they get in my way,” I snarked. “Now, are you going to let me through or what?”
“Of course not!” it shouted. “They’ll lock me in the freezer again if I do that!”
“Sounds like an abusive workplace,” I remarked. “Have you considered changing jobs? Surely the distortion of a Palace isn’t the best place to exist.” I had no idea why I was giving this shadow any mercy; if this were two weeks ago, I would have just shot it and moved on. But it was as though something inside of me was keeping me from doing that…
“Y’know, they all say I’m weak, just some drunk with a lantern, ho. I cast one Agi and that’s it. I wish I could get stronger, ho!”
I smirked. “Then why don’t you come with me? I’ll give you all the sake you want, and I’m sure even a Jack O’ Lantern like you could benefit from sharing my power.”
“Why would I work for someone who- ...wait a second, I’ve heard that name somewhere… aha! I just realized! I don’t work here! I’m just a soul who got trapped and brainwashed here! I’m Jack O’ Lantern! I’ll live in your mask now, ho!” And with that, another Persona got sucked into my mask. Satisfied, I moved on with my mission.
...it really would have been faster to just kill it, I thought.
Inside the castle was a maze of wooden hallways and doors, most of them patrolled by shadows who were now surely on high alert. I had to move quickly but silently; I was on my own, and one mistake would lead to me being surrounded. Searching each room would take a long time, and I didn’t have any time whatsoever.
Instead, after a few minutes, I found a couple shadows talking with each other about something. I crouched behind a wall and listened in:
“So they took that intruder down into the dungeon, huh?”
“Yeah, I just got called there. I’ll be right back. Shout if you see something.”
“Got it. I’m gonna go patrol the courtyard now.” The shadow turned away and left, leaving the other one to head down to the dungeon. I closely followed behind, jumping from wall to wall and from one piece of furniture to another, until it opened a locked door leading underground. I quickly dove in just before the door shut, the shadow not noticing a thing.
Predictably, there were several guards in the dungeon, so after looking around I found some crates leading up to the rafters; I climbed them and continued my quiet pursuit from above. After a few minutes I came to a cellblock, with one of the cell doors illuminated; that had to be the one, I realized. I waited for the guard to pass by, before blindsiding it and revealing it to be a mere Slime. This one would be a cinch, I thought. Nobody would miss a Slime.
…
“...me not some Slime! Me guard of… wait, me not guard here! Me from Sea of Souls! Me Slime. Nice to meet you, suit guy!”
...was what I thought, so why did I let it join me and not dispatch it when I had the chance? Was I getting soft already? That was two times in one infiltration, costing precious seconds to save Marisa… seconds which were spent sparing another soul…
I shook my head. Now was not the time for errant thoughts. I marched down the hallway toward the cell. Looking around, though, I noticed something interesting: these cells didn’t have prisoners, but food. Lots of food. In fact, if I didn’t know better, I would have thought this place was the cellar with how much food and even wine was kept in the cells. Guess Yuyuko really liked her food… guess her sin was Gluttony, I reckoned.
As I arrived at the lighted cell, I found Marisa sitting on a stool in her cell, her dress partially torn in places and bruises on her arms and face. She had her arms crossed and was staring at the floor, before she heard my footsteps and looked up.
“Took ‘ya long enough to get here,” she barked. “‘Ya see how much they roughed me up draggin’ me down here?! They just tossed me in here like some ragdoll and said somethin’ about comin’ back down to execute me! I couldn’t even use magic to fight back, but at least I was strong enough to knock one of ‘em down before they threw me down and kicked me in the ribs.”
“Let’s just say I had a warm welcome as well,” I snarked.
“Geh,” she grunted. “Never woulda thought that I’d be like some fairy tale princess waitin’ for prince charming to come down and bust me outta here.” She looked around. “Hey, see if you can find a key, will ‘ya? You got me into this mess, so you’d better get me out of it!”
A key, hm? I looked around, and saw the key just on the wall to my right, dangling in sight right in front of the inmates and taunting them with the freedom they would never receive. I realized now that Marisa was entirely at my mercy. And it would be easy enough to unlock the cell, guide her through the castle and back out the entrance to safety.
But then, another thought crossed my mind.
“...why should I?” I said.
Marisa’s eyes widened, and she shouted angrily, “WHADDYA MEAN ‘WHY SHOULD I?????’ YER STUPID ASS IS THE REASON I’M IN THIS CELL! NOW GET ME OUTTA THIS THING BEFORE I REACH THROUGH THE BARS AND STRANGLE YA!!!!”
I stepped back out of reach and smiled. “But it was your own insistence that ultimately led you here. Tell me, are you always this reckless?”
“YOU’RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT ME HERE, DOOFUS!!!!”
“True, true, but I don’t deny the wishes of a lady,” I said. “It’s just as I deduced earlier. You throw yourself into any situation and do as you please, without care or regard for the wishes of others. Why is this, I ask you?”
Marisa banged the bars. “WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING RIGHT NOW??? WHY WON’T YOU JUST FUCKING LET ME OUT?!?”
“Why do you rush so recklessly into these situations?” I pressed, a little more forcefully.
Marisa hung her head a little. “Okay, look, I just - I just want to prove that I’m strong to everyone here! Gensokyo’s not nice to humans, okay???”
I chuckled. “So… you want to prove yourself?” I taunted. “An ordinary little girl who ran away from home to practice magic and survive here… hmhmhm, I really should pity you, here at the mercy of a man you barely know in a place where we could both die at any moment.” I widened my eyes, and gave a psychotic look and lisp. “But look where that’s gotten you. A little girl such as yourself should never have become involved in matters far beyond anything you can comprehend or handle. You’re doomed to die here, all because of your drive to be someone you aren’t.”
“YOU… BASTARD!!!” Marisa yelled tearfully. “WHY ARE YOU… YOU…”
“AND YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A MAGICIAN! I WON’T ALLOW IT!”
Memories flashed into my head. Memories of my father tossing all of my books, research notes and experiments into the fire, all while yelling and pointing at me about how all I would ever be was some ordinary girl doing what her father told her to and what society in this small-ass village expected of me. It was then that I knew I had to get out. Get out and be free to do what I damn well wanted, away from my bastard dad and this village. So that night, after he locked me in my room, I gathered my stuff, jumped out the window and never looked back. I swore that day to become the strongest magician Gensokyo had ever known, and stand side-by-side with the giants here.
...I should have known that would lead me here to my end. I guess, in the end, this idiot was right. I was useless, shoulda just stayed in the village and been a good girl… What good were my efforts? Why did I even try?
“My, my, what a miserable little pile of despair and self-loathing you’ve become.”
I jolted around, and saw… me. Well, something like me, but there was like this dark aura around its feet. Then I noticed the space around me was all black, except for her.
“Who the hell are ‘ya?” I exclaimed.
“Hmhmhmhm… I see. Of course you wouldn’t recognize me, someone as recklessly gung-ho and uncaring about your own well-being as you.” She did a curtsey. “I am you.”
“...me?! Bullshit! Only I’m me!”
“The other you,” it said. “The you whom you deny and bury within the deepest recesses of your heart, the ego who is a reflection of your depression, fear and jealousy of the people and forces around you, who keep beating you in fights no matter how hard you try your best to improve and become stronger.” She shrugged. “So, really? Why do you try? Why do you continue to do what you do, even if it could mean death and despite the continued dismissal of your magical colleagues?”
I collapsed to the ground, and gripped my face. “Why… do… I…”
“Is it because you refuse to be held down, chained by the human heart and body that the forces that be burdened you with, the desire to break free of that chain and become a powerful witch? To show the world the tenacity stored inside your heart, the strength, will and determination to stick it to the doubters and show those who don’t even try to improve what you’re capable of? Because you’re a challenge seeker and blood knight who seeks to dominate this realm and crush evil into tiny, whimpering pieces within the iron grip of your hands???”
I got up, faced my shadow, and glared.
“...you’re right. I’ve been flyin’ blind and doubting myself for far too long. I WILL show them that I can be a true magician and stick true to my HURK” I felt a throbbing pain in my head and throughout my body as the world flashed purple and distorted around me.
“Let us form a pact, a contract never to lie to yourself ever again.”
I gritted my teeth, staggered around and clenched my head as the words echoed in my head, and the sheer weight of the things I kept down came back to me with a vengeance.
“I am thou. Thou art I. The time has come. The time to unleash your fury, and show the world the untamed feral reactor that is your heart!”
As Marisa got back up, a mask with crescent moon designs flared upon Marisa’s face. With her right hand, she started peeling it away, barely repressing a scream until ripping it off, spilling blood everywhere and screaming at the ceiling as she became engulfed by a pillar of light and flames, blowing the bars off the cell that held her.
I smirked. It was just as I had intended.
As the light show died down, a ghostly figure in a witch’s robe, green hair and a long, crescent-tipped staff swept around Marisa, who was now garbed in a dark dress, with black pants and shoes, a holster with a gun, black gloves with retractable blades on them, a vested, belted jacket, black-and-white checkered scarf, and a black wide-brimmed hat with silver bullets affixed to it.
Once she finished huffing and puffing, she looked up with a wicked smirk, looking at her hands and feeling the power coursing through her.
“This power…” she mused. “So, this is what I had bottled up inside me!”
At that moment, two shadow guards came rushing down the hallway. “The prisoner broke out? We must stop her!” They then turned into a pair of Silkies.
“Nah, I don’t think so,” Marisa quipped, tipping her hat. “Imma flay you idiots apart! Ain’t that right, Mima?” She turned to her Persona, who nodded in affirmation. Marisa then glared at the Silkies with a wicked grin. One of them began to attack, before Marisa dashed up, bared her metal claws and slashed into it like a savage cat, before rolling back and whipping out her revolver and shooting it, knocking it down.
“Hell yeah, this is what I’m talkin’ about! Ya like that, bitch?!” The other Silky tried to run away, but Marisa wasn’t having any of it. “Oh no you don’t,” she hissed. “Mima, got somethin’ to fuck ‘em up?”
“My power is yours,” her Persona said. “Unleash the solar flare within you!”
“Solar flare, huh…” Marisa focused. Being a practiced magician, I assumed she would have no trouble figuring out what spells she could cast. And soon, she let out her hand, and her Persona charged up a teal energy ball with her crescent staff. “Frei!” The Frei attack, crackling with radioactive energy, shot through the air and struck the other Silky, knocking it down too.
We surrounded our downed foes and drew our weapons. “Seems the tables have turned, blockheads!” Marisa sneered. She looked up at me. “We got ‘em down, should we finish them off?”
“If we do, we must do it with style,” I said.
“Whaddya mean?” Marisa asked.
I grinned evilly. “Why, we take out our blades and slash, slice and dice the enemies with no mercy!” Just the thought of leading my own All-Out Attack made me giddy like a schoolgirl. Perhaps that little bit of bloodlust in my heart was reawakening? Either way, we wasted no time tearing into our prey like vicious animals, until only shadow blood, dropped yen and a Life Stone remained, which Marisa of course pocketed.
“Jesus Christ,” Marisa exclaimed after collecting the loot. “I’ve mowed down droves of fairies before, but I’ve never done anything that brutal. That wasn’t knockin’ them out, that was straight-up murder!”
“This is the power of our Personas,” I told her. “All of the shadows here will try to kill us, and our Personas give us the ability to fight back. Why not relish in the power granted to you by taking an oath to uphold your Justice and make the Palace ruler pay for her sins?”
Marisa looked at her clawed hands again. “Well, yeah, but…”
We heard footsteps running down the hallway. More shadow guards, no doubt.
“We need to get out of here.” I looked around and saw an escape route. “This way," I directed.
We clambered back up to the rafters, just as some more guards came in. As we moved about, we could hear them say things like “the intruders were here” and “the prisoner escaped. We need to find them.” The entire dungeon was now on high alert, making leaving through the normal exit impossible. Luckily, though, I found a vent, which I motioned Marisa to before crawling inside.
...
Punching out the vent cover, I jumped down into the hallway below, with Marisa rolling out moments later.
“Got real tight in there,” she said, dusting herself off. “I’ve broken into tons of places, but I’ve never had to do a vent escape. Claustrophobic nightmare right there, I tell ya. Certainly doesn’t help that I had to stare at your ass the whole time.”
I sighed. “Please don’t stare at my ass.”
Marisa blushed and stuttered, “er-I mean, I didn’t mean it like that.” She looked away from me, still red as a beet, trying to calm down in vain. “...dummy.”
I sighed and shrugged. “We need to keep moving. Shadows could appear at any moment.” I looked around the corner down yet another long hallway with several doors leading to different rooms. “There’s quite a lot of these. Getting our bearings will be difficult.”
“Can’t we find a window or something?” Marisa suggested. “Y’know, so we can jump out. Maybe a statue or something too, so we can have a reference point.”
I looked at her. “How good are you at breaking into places?”
“Well, I wouldn’t call it ‘breakin’ in,’ but I’m a pro at gettin’ into places like this. Not used to havin’ to break out, though.”
“Don’t you just blow everything up?” I asked. “You boasted about doing that.”
“Yeah, but doin' heists without havin' all the guards gettin' on your ass requires bein’ sneaky and not makin’ a fuss ‘till you have to fight.” She scanned the hallway, before slowly making her way down while hunched over. I of course followed closely behind, keeping an eye and an ear out for approaching shadows. Once we made it to the end, we looked one way and saw a dead end with a vase, while the other way led down another hallway.
“Wonder if there’s loot in here,” Marisa wondered aloud as she inspected it, before seeing that it was empty. “Pretty vase though. Wish we had a way to store it… I carry around this little stone that turns into a bottomless sack that I store stuff I find inside, but I don’t know if it would work here.”
“Why not check?” I asked her. “Just because you can’t cast magic - other than Metaverse magic - doesn’t mean your artifacts don’t work.”
“Eh, good point.” Marisa then fumbled around in her satchel, when the vase suddenly jumped out of her hands.
“What the-?!” She jumped back, and the vase fell to the floor, quivering and rattling before dissolving into blackness and reforming as an ape-like sheep.
“Seems I’ve caught a pair of greedy thieves,” it smirked. “I won’t allow your invasion of Queen Yuyuko’s sanctuary to go any further!” It then proceeded to lunge at us, which we sidestepped.
“Shoot, it’s the Tao Tie!” Marisa exclaimed. “Well, prolly not the real one, but this dude seems like a real threat!”
“The what now?” I asked her.
“Ya seriously don’t know this one?? Chinese monster of gluttony, one of the Four Evils of the World. C’mon, don’t they teach ‘ya that in history class?!”
“I know what that is, of course, I’ve just never seen this particular shadow,” I answered. “So I don’t know what it will do.”
“Well then, let’s just kill it.” Marisa pulled out her gun and fired, only for the bullet to bounce off the shadow harmlessly.
“What?! It’s immune to bullets?!?”
“Some shadows are,” I explained. “But we might still be able to slash it apart. Let’s not waste our energy using magic if we don’t have to.”
Marisa extended her claws. “Well then, if that’s the case, time to throw down!” I myself drew my knife, and both of us dogpiled onto the shadow, who kicked, bit and punched us as we went at it. I sustained cuts and bruises, and so did Marisa, but eventually we were able to subdue it.
“Got anything to say before we send ya to hell?” Marisa threatened, looming over the shadow.
It smiled. “You sure are a savage fighter on top of being greedy. Do you mug people on a daily basis?”
“I’ve beat up youkai with my bare fists, while they’re fighting at full power,” Marisa boasted. “I’ve fought a birdbrain god and won, too. You ain’t nothing.”
The shadow just stared at her. Then, it said, “I see you don’t have the power to wield multiple masks, multiple faces, but… perhaps there’s another way I could come with you? We seem pretty similar.”
“Hm? What do you mean?”
The shadow got up. “I just remembered something, looking at you. I don’t work here. I’m a shadow born from the hearts of thieves like you. I’d like to bestow my power unto you so that I may always be at your side.” The shadow then turned into light, and shot into an object on Marisa’s person.
“What the heck was that??” She rustled around in her bag, and pulled out a peculiar object: a raygun-shaped tool with a green bandit bag on the back of it, emblazoned with the Tao Tie symbol.
Marisa inspected the tool, then aimed it at another nearby treasure, which caused the device to suck up the treasure and store it in the bag.
“I see…” Marisa mused. “Somehow, that thing fused with my bag stone to form this doohickey and make it work here in the Palace.”
“Quite interesting,” I noted.
Marisa slumped. “But man, I got beat up pretty good, both fightin’ that thing and back when they dragged me to the cell, and you don’t look so hot either. If only there was a way for us to quickly patch ourselves up…”
At that moment, Marisa’s mask turned into her Persona, who cast a spell I recognized as Dia. Energy sparkled around Marisa, and the effect was immediate: her scrapes were healed, her bruises went away, and her vitality shot back up.
“Whoa… did I just… heal myself?” Marisa was amazed: now it was as though she had never been injured. She then looked at me, and cast the Dia spell causing my own injuries to go away.
Recalling her Persona, Marisa was still awestruck. “Wow, I got healin’ spells…” She grinned. “Guess that makes me extra important since I’m the medic of this operation!”
“Indeed,” I said. “We should get moving. We can talk more once we’re in a safe spot.”
We made our way down another set of hallways, and could hear the footsteps of approaching shadow guards coming right at us.
“Dammit,” I thought. I looked for somewhere to hide, but none of the rooms seemed to be good choices… until I noticed a strange feeling coming from one of them.
“In here,” I instructed. I ducked inside, and Marisa followed.
Shutting the door behind me, we came to a room which resembled a nondescript storage room filled with produce, and a table in the center.
“What’s so special ‘bout this place?” Marisa asked, before the cognition briefly flashed to turn into a regular bedroom.
“Whoa, what the hell!”
I looked around the room some more. “Yes, this place is a good hiding spot for us.”
Marisa turned around. “But ain’t there guards outside waitin’ to jump us?! Can’t they just barge in?”
I smiled. “No need to worry. They can’t notice this place.”
“...wha? But, ain’t this room totally visible?”
“Let me explain.” I fixed my tie. “A Palace ruler’s distortion doesn’t necessarily cover every single corner of the location it is projected over. There are weak spots where the distortion is unstable, where the person’s perceived control over the location is weakest. As an example, let’s say you had a Palace, which was projected over a city you are the mayor of. You see yourself as having wide-reaching control of the place, but there may be places such as underground cellars out of the public eye which you are simply not aware of. Alternatively, there may be people opposed to your corrupt rule, causing your control over them to be weaker. These all weaken distortions and create spots within Palaces called ‘Safe Rooms,’ and it is these Safe Rooms that our infiltrations are based around. Shadows are directly tied to the distortion, so to them this Safe Room is effectively invisible.”
Marisa thought for a minute, then said, “so basically, if someone’s control ain’t absolute, then these Safe Rooms appear?”
“That is correct.”
Marisa looked around the room once more, and as the room flickered again, her eyes widened slightly.
“What is it?” I asked.
“Well… I feel like I’ve been in this room before…” she shook her head. “Doesn’t matter right now. We might be safe here, but I bet those guys are swarmin’ just outside that door. So how do we get out?”
I smirked. “Watch this!”
…
In an instant, we were back at the Palace entrance.
“Wait, what?!? Did we just warp here or somethin’?!”
“i just exploited a gap in cognition to warp us from one weak spot to another.”
“Okay, who are you, Yukari?! And what was with that voice just now?!?"
I cleared my throat after doing my best Sans impression. “We should get going. To leave a Palace, we just walk away from the entrance to it a long distance, and eventually it will fade.”
“Whatever you say,” Marisa said.
“So you’ve never been to a bar before?”
“I’m too young. The legal drinking age is-”
“No one cares here, have a glass of Sake!”
It was a while later, and the two of us were at a tavern called Geidontei. A short girl with a whale cap brought me and Marisa drinks, and we were seated at the bar surrounded mostly by older gentlemen; despite this, Marisa claimed this was one of her favorite hangout spots.
I looked around. “To think that they let minors into a bar…”
“They don’t serve little kids, obviously, but if you’re adult-looking enough, they’ll let you in. There are no IDs in Gensokyo, so what’s anyone gonna do?”
I poked a piece of fried fish and ate it. “I suppose so.”
We were still for a moment, before Marisa slumped and moped. “So… about what you said when I was in that prison cell… did you really mean it?”
“I was merely trying to awaken your inner emotions so that you could awaken your Persona. It was the only way at that moment that you would be able to do so. Sparking that will to accept your flaws and rage against the oppressors in your life is how Personas are awakened.”
Marisa hit the table and shouted at me, “so ‘ya did that just to get me riled up so I would awaken that thing???”
“Precisely,” I said, staying calm.
Marisa got back down. “You… you…” She slumped, and chuckled. “Heh. ‘Ya really are a weird one.”
“Am I?” I asked her.
“Yeah… y’know, after I awakened my Persona, I felt… refreshed. Like, the weight of a whole buncha crap in my life that I’d been trying to ignore was just lifted right offa my shoulders.”
“Your shadow represents all of your repressed feelings and emotions. Accepting them as a part of you has a tremendous effect on your psyche. It certainly did for me when I first awakened mine.”
Marisa reached into her bag, and pulled out the capture gun. “So… that thing really did fuse with my bag artifact. Can’t wait to try it out in this world too.” She looked at me. “By the way… it said somethin’ about me not bein’ able to ‘wield multiple masks.’ What did it mean by that?”
“It must have meant the Wild Card,” I told her. “You may have noticed me using more than just the one Persona?”
“...yeah, now that you mention it, besides that secret agent you also called out a Slime and a Jack-’o-Lantern lookin’ thing.”
“That’s the Wild Card. It’s an extremely rare power, one which I happen to possess, and which the leader of the team I was on also had. Normally, there’s only one heart per person, so you can only have a single Persona. A Wild Card, however, can wield multiple Personas within themselves, taking on stray shadows formed by the public consciousness as a part of their personality. Only those who possess the Fool Card have this power.”
“Fool Card… ‘ya mean like the Fool Arcana?”
“Yes. Everyone in the world, and all shadows, represent one of the twenty-two major Arcana. Fools, like myself, can form bonds with others, and those bonds strengthen the hearts of both of us.”
“Heh, I thought witches like me were the only ones who cared about Tarot cards, but you sound like you know more about them than I do!” Marisa took another drink. “Bonds, huh? So, like friends?”
“I… you could say that.”
“I’m good at makin’ friends, just never had any guy friends before so… eh, forgive me if I mess up.” She blushed a little bit. “A-and I don’t mean it like that!”
I chuckled. “Sure. But I do ask one thing of you. Would you accompany me and Reimu in investigating that Palace? You already have a Persona, so…”
“Well, it’s an incident, right?” Marisa grinned. “I told ‘ya I always go with Reimu to solve incidents! And think of all the loot we could plunder! Of course I’ll do it! In return, I’ll brew up some potions from my mushrooms I think will be helpful for our mission. I’ll bring some coffee with me too, we’ll prolly need it, solvin’ incidents is tiring work.”
“Hmhmhm… well, alright.” I shook her hand, and thus sealed my deal with her.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Magician Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
After dinner, we made a promise to meet back at the Shrine tomorrow. Marisa took off on her broom, and I walked back home. I stayed up for about an hour cleaning up the shop before heading to bed.
It was quiet after Goro and Marisa left. Nothing to do except pray to the kami of the shrine, feed the fairies, brush my teeth and head to bed.
...what Goro was saying about shadows and Personas earlier played out through my head. About shadows in that other world, representing our repressed thoughts and emotions. About distorted desires.
Being a shrine maiden was very tough work, and solving incidents took a lot of my energy. Sure, I was known for being almost unbeatable, and able to make friends with everyone. But it all came at the cost of having any free time whatsoever, since I spent almost all of it either training, praying or cleaning.
Part of me still wished my mother was still alive. I wasn’t even meant to take up the duty of Shrine Maiden until I was eighteen, but that fateful thunderstorm changed everything. I was grieving at her grave the day the scarlet mist filled the sky, and Marisa came up to me, yelling about that mansion at the far side of the Misty Lake. My life since then was nothing but unending incidents and organizing parties. I just wished I could have some sort of break, some way to end my ceaseless days alone here in this shrine… someone to share the duty with.
I started talking absentmindedly. “Shadows… Personas… spirits… Ethos…”
The world flashed purple as I lay in my futon. “Ghah!” I shot up, and looked around the room. Nothing seemed amiss, but my gut told me that something wasn’t quite right…
I got up. I looked around for the mysterious key, and found it shining. Had I activated it somehow?...
“Balance. It’s something you lack, you lazy shrine maiden. Shirking your duties so you can sneak in those little moments of rest.”
I jumped around and was met with… me. Well, a figure that looked like me, but surrounded by shadow and with yellow eyes.
“Who are you?!” I pointed at her. “Are you that kitsune again? Or maybe a tanuki?!”
She shook her head. “I am not one of those. I am you. I am your feelings of frustration of the imbalance of your life given form. The duty of the Hakurei Shrine Maiden is placed upon the shoulders of all daughters of the Shrine Maidens here. It is enshrined in Gensokyo’s doctrine, penned by the Sages themselves. You, however, fail to live up to that duty. You let youkai into the shrine, just so you can have friends, because you can’t talk to humans, and humans won’t talk to you. No wonder you don’t have any worshippers. You go around solving incidents, and yet you fail to see the incident lodged within your very heart.”
“...incident…”
“I’m right in front of your eyes, aren’t I? What you seek is an escape out of this endless loop of overwork and loneliness, one which the life of the Shrine Maiden doesn’t offer… what if I told you it didn’t have to be like this?”
“...what do you mean?”
“What if I told you the situation was artificial, inflicted upon you by the distorted desires of people living here in this valley? Their hearts trapped in a prison of sin, twisting their spirits and making them inflict misery upon the people who live here? These desires can’t be erased by physical fighting. Now, I appear before you, offering you your chance to heal these wounded hearts. I have one condition: will you face your fears and uncertainty? That man has a power which will allow your heart to rise up out of the abyss and stand tall against the filth of this world.”
I thought about this. I had made a deal with him. I promised him help in destroying these Palaces. And yet my powers didn’t work in that world, so I was basically dead weight without a power like his.
...could he really help me? Could getting an Outside perspective really help sort out the issues in my life?
...yes, yes it could. I had to be honest with myself: I couldn’t solve everything on my own. Sometimes, I had to suck it up and seek help, both strength and… moral support.
I looked up at my shadow. “Yes. Come to me.”
My shadow held out her arms, and smiled. “Very well. The power to mediate the disputes of gods is what all shrine maidens hold. I am thou, thou art I…”
Notes:
This chapter introduces temporary shifts in perspective away from Akechi's. His will still be the main one, but I needed a way to make their Persona awakenings work narratively.
I also left a clue as to what Reimu's Persona will turn out to be. See if you can guess it before the next chapter is posted.
Chapter 8: Half-Ghost Gardener
Chapter Text
It was now my fourth day here in Gensokyo. Already, I had discovered a palace and found two partners to investigate it. Furthermore, I had fully awakened my Wild Card power, and was keen to see how far I could take it.
But first, I had to get through my chores.
“I need you to run to the market really quick and get me some extra vegetables,” Masato told me while giving me a list. “You remember where it is?”
“Of course,” I said.
Masato patted me on the back. “I’m counting on you, young man.”
I threw on my jacket and boots, grabbed a basket, and ventured out into the snowy streets of the village. To get to the market, I headed up the street toward the central square, where on one corner the main market was bustling with people both young and old. Even though it was winter, it was still open-air, with awnings shielding fresh foods - really fresh foods, not the pesticide and chemical laden “fresh” food at the grocery stores in Tokyo. There was even a butcher and a fishmonger. Besides groceries, it was also home to sellers hawking their wares and a few food stands. It was almost like a street fair that never ended.
I made my way to the produce stands. There was surprisingly quite the variety for a medieval village in the dead of winter, though of course sweet potato, ginger and pumpkin dominated, being among the few in-season foods. Masato instructed me to pick up those, as well as some preserves and wintergreens. To check out, I had to count out exact change for the lady manning the register, an old-fashioned, mechanical spring-loaded device that looked like it came from the 1910’s and which had some modifications to make it easier to use. They also still used yen here; most of it was obviously minted here or at least very old, although newer coins and bills as recent as the 1960’s were mixed in here and there too. I myself had 10,000 in emergency cash, although I feared no one would recognize and accept it.
“Thank you,” I bowed, loading up my goods.
“We appreciate your business,” the woman said. As I loaded up, she told me, “remember that this food was given to us by those who came before and whose bodies feed the soil, and the animals who gave their lives for us to sustain our own.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I smiled. It was clear to me that for these people, food was not just food. Eating was spiritual, and good grace was given to all the things that went into meals. That sort of attitude was rare in Tokyo, and most other places for that matter. Out there, everyone just thoughtlessly fills up shopping carts with assorted processed chemical junk, buys fruits and vegetables out of season, or gorged on greasy slop that came out of a brown paper bag or styrofoam container, all without giving any regard as to where their ingredients came from. As much as we call ourselves advanced, perhaps there’s something about everyone being on their phones and not talking to the person next to them, or how we ransacked nature to the point where few got the opportunity to truly appreciate it, that sullied the souls of humans to where we weren’t at all like the down-to-Earth people of this village, who seemed to all be living their lives to the fullest, in the way that their ancestors did.
These thoughts bounced around in my head until I caught sight of the white-haired girl from the other day, filling up a large basket on her back with yet more food. The white ghost-like orb behind her bobbed about, but none of the villagers seemed too concerned about it. Again, her expression was a tired one, and I could tell she wasn’t feeling so well.
...something inside me urged me to go over and talk to her, even though I didn’t know her at all. I had no idea why. Perhaps it was the otherworldly vibe she gave off, with the spirit behind her, her white hair with a large black bow, and the large swords she carried. Or perhaps it was because she had a cute face…
I shook my head. Now was not the time to think such things. I took a breath and went over to speak with her.
“...does Yuyuko-sama really need this much food? At this rate, the Netherworld is going to run out of funds, and I’m never going to be able to keep teaching her techniques if she keeps making me run all these errands…”
“Hello,” I said.
The girl spun around to me in surprise. “Oh, uh, hi there!” she stammered. “You spooked me!”
“My apologies. I just noticed you over here, and you seemed stressed out.”
The girl blushed lightly, and was quiet for a few seconds, before asking, “I-I’m sorry, but who are you?”
I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Goro Akechi…” Youmu thought for a moment. “...oh! Didn’t I bump into you yesterday in front of the Kirisame shop? I was in there looking for new gardening tools.”
“Yes, of course. I’m actually living and working there right now. Masato-san sent me here to pick up groceries.”
“Ah, I see… Masato did mention- oh, sorry, where are my manners??” She hastily bowed. “I’m Youmu Konpaku. I’m the gardener of the Netherworld and the retainer of its ruler, Yuyuko Saigyouji.”
…? This was her, the servant of the Palace ruler that Reimu and Marisa were talking about?
“I-is something the matter?” she stuttered.
I shook my head. “Oh, it’s nothing. I was visiting the shrine yesterday and they told me about you.”
“Oh, I see,” she replied. “I guess they told you about the Cherry Blossom incident, too?”
“Cherry Blossoms?” I asked.
Youmu shook her head. “It’s nothing. Yuyuko-sama is a good person, but ghosts don’t have the best memory of their lives. That’s why she was trying to awaken the Saigyou Ayakashi tree, to see whose body was sealing it. It’s an evil tree, it devours the souls of anyone who sleeps under it, and that’s why it was sealed. She apologized to everyone after that. Well, I guess I did, since I was the one actually stealing the Spring.”
I nodded. “It feels strange to me that something as immaterial as the Spring season could just be stolen and fed to a demonic cherry tree. This place is full of surprises.”
Youmu tilted her head. “Are you an outsider?”
“Could you not tell before?”
“O-oh, it’s not that! I just - I just assumed you were from here, that’s all!” Her shoulders slumped. “I don’t get to leave the Netherworld that much. Even with that portal, Yuyuko-sama is always making me do work around the place, trimming the hedges, the trees and tending to the food garden. I barely have time to devote to my training anymore, much less teach her swordplay, which is what I’m supposed to be doing in the first place.”
“Your training?” I asked her. “I see you have those swords…”
“Hm? Oh, yes, I’m a swordswoman in training.” She turned around to show off one of her sheathed blades. “My family has served Yuyuko-sama for a long time. I’ve only been doing it for a few decades; the last servant, who was also my teacher, disappeared a long time ago.”
I cocked an eye. “A few decades?” I cleared my throat. “Ah, pardon me, it’s just, you would seem to be younger than me…”
“We age slower than full humans,” she explained. The little spirit behind her came down upon her open hand. “We’re also half-phantom. This is my other half. It scared the other villagers here at first, but they got used to it after some time.” She giggled. “I might look like a young girl, but I’m probably old enough compared to you to be your grandma.”
I shrugged. “This place never ceases to surprise me,” I smiled. “I wonder what else I’ll uncover.”
Youmu hefted up her groceries again. “I should probably get going. Yuyuko-sama gets cranky when I’m late getting home.”
I looked at the pile of produce, grains and meat towering above her. “That looks very heavy. Would you like some help carrying it all back?”
“Thank you,” she smiled, “but I can get it back all on my own.”
“Hm. Well, suit yourself.” I walked off with my load while she went away with hers. I could hear her sigh heavily, and I swore I could hear her say something under her breath: “...if only I could get out of this…”
After I returned to the shop, I worked for Masato for a few hours, dusting shelves, organizing items and sweeping the floor. Again, more customers came and went, allowing me a further glimpse into daily life in Gensokyo. It really was as though I had been thrust back in time, and into a fairy tale at that. I was curious to see what places outside of this village were like; if Reimu was correct I would be able to face any threats that presented themselves once I fully learned Spell Cards. That I could also fly was difficult to believe; even Reimu expressed disbelief in how good I apparently already was. It felt as though it came… naturally, somehow.
Just after lunch, Reimu stopped by the shop to come get me. She told Masato that she was going to be teaching me more Spell Cards, when in truth this was the day of our Palace investigation. We made our way up the path, toward the entry point.
When we got there, Marisa was already waiting for us, spinning her capture gun around on her finger and grinning. “Looks like we’re all here.”
“Someone’s excited,” Reimu said.
“Of course! We’re storming and looting a castle, why wouldn’t I be excited?! I spent all night makin’ preparations for our infiltration, too!” She pointed her capture gun at the ground, shooting out bags labelled “medicine” as well as several thermoses.
“What are those for?” Reimu asked.
“Tea and coffee,” Marisa answered. “These’ll be vital for our exploration.”
“What good are tea breaks going to be during the incident?”
I smiled. “It was my suggestion, actually. In the Metaverse, the notion of ‘must have caffeine’ is even more true than in the physical world. Thus, consuming something commonly seen as invigorating will, in fact, invigorate you, giving you more energy to channel a Persona’s powers.”
“Is there a give-and-take?” Marisa asked. “I mean, the reason you can use magic here is because of ambient magical energy, or feeding spells magical components like eye of newt and whatnot, but actually channeling it requires mental and spiritual power, which can tire you out as much as beatin’ stuff up all day with your fists. I assume something similar is at work here?”
I chuckled. “Well, obviously I know nothing about magic, or at least the type that you practice. But a Persona is a part of yourself, so naturally anything you have your Persona do will affect your stamina as well. For example, if your Persona uses a physical attack, it would tire you out as though you had used the attack yourself, moreso if it was highly intensive. Similarly, repeated use of spells will drain your mental and spiritual energy, and it’s possible to run out of magic entirely. Both of these things can be fully replenished by simply packing up and heading back for the night to rest.”
“Hmm… I see,” Marisa mused, tapping her foot.
“I almost never see you this studious,” Reimu remarked.
“Ah, sorry,” Marisa said. “If it has to do with magic, I can’t help but get curious, that’s all. I spend a lot of time studyin’ and practicin’. It sounds like this ‘Metaverse’ has magic that operates on different rules than the real world. I wonder if I could perform experiments on it; I might be able to come up with some new theories.”
“I thought your experiments mostly consisted of ‘mix corrosive agent A with toxic substance B,” Reimu snarked.
“Hey, doin’ magic’s a lot more complex than just wavin’ a stick everywhere and having some god do all the work for you.”
“Channeling holy powers is no easy feat and requires intense concentration and devotion, I’ll have you know.”
I sighed. “Shall we get back to the task at hand? I didn’t come here solely to watch you two bicker for an afternoon.”
“Eh, you’ll get used to it,” Marisa said. “We’re contractually obligated to gripe at each other day in and day out.” She cleared her throat. “So, basically, we just gotta tear through that place until we find the Treasure, which should be in the deepest part.” She giggled. “Oh, I like this. This is the kinda incident I’ve always wanted to solve!”
Reimu crossed her arms. “More like, you’ve always wanted breaking in and stealing something to be the point, rather than just a diversion.”
Marisa stuck her tongue out again. “Oh, you’re no fun. And besides, you don’t have a Persona like we do, so you can’t tell me what is and isn’t an incident!”
Reimu looked down, and chuckled.
“...huh?”
“Don’t underestimate me,” Reimu smiled, spinning her key around her finger.
We jumped back. “Wait, when?!?” Marisa shouted.
“Last night,” Reimu said. “And it looks and feels strong. Surely, I won’t have any trouble in that castle like last time.”
“Well, I can’t wait to see it in action,” I said. I turned to Marisa. “Care to do the honors?”
“Eh, sure.” She took out a slightly glowing teal key, causing a keyhole to appear. “We doin’ this?”
“Absolutely,” I affirmed.
“What are you all doing?”
We jolted up to see Youmu rushing down the path toward us. “You… Akechi! You’re not all planning on doing something to Yuyuko-sama, are you?” she accosted.
“Er, no, we just-” then I looked over to Marisa, whose key was already in the hole and reacted to it. “You - you have to leave at once!”
“Not until I - GAAH!” At that moment, reality distorted, and we entered the Palace, with Youmu inadvertently in tow.
Once the distortion settled, we looked on at the castle, which still loomed with the cherry tree behind it towering above all. Youmu got back up off the ground, took one good look around, and shouted, “wh-what is this place?! What did you do?!? And… those costumes! Especially Reimu’s!”
“Hm?” Me and Marisa turned around to Reimu, whose appearance was… eye-catching, to say the least. Her entire shrine maiden dress was replaced by a white, flowing robe (with detached sleeves, of course), with gold-plated armor over the chest and a red tabard bearing black Japanese characters along with magatama symbols, along with a fan-like mask similar to Ame-no-Uzume’s. Her most unusual feature, however, was a pair of wings under a red-and-white cape: one angelic right wing, and one demonic left.
“Whoa, dang!” Marisa was clearly impressed. “Are those for real?!”
“Erm… sort of.” At that moment, she extended the wings out. “They’re… I guess, attached to my body, and I can move them… it feels so weird, to be honest. But, I can’t use them to fly or anything. Or, maybe I can, I don’t know, I just don’t know how.”
“But - you. Have. Wings. That’s so awesome! And… you look like, well, one of those Judeo-Christian angels, but why’s that one a bat wing?”
“Oh?” Reimu looked over at the wing in question. “...I guess that’s just the devilish part of me,” she smirked.
“YOU’RE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION!!!” Youmu exclaimed. “WHERE ARE WE?!”
I turned to her. “This is the world representing your master’s heart,” I said. “This distorted world is how she sees your home. A castle which exists solely to indulge her gluttonous desire.”
“Grrr… ENOUGH OF THAT!” Youmu shouted angrily. “Yuyuko-sama is a good person! She’s a good person! She… she…” She collapsed to the ground. “Wha… what do you mean this place represents her heart?! How did we get here?!?”
I spun my key around. “This key grants me the ability to enter places like this. It’s a power I’ve had for a long time. I had it Outside, too. Basically, it allows me to enter a world representing one’s distorted desires, based upon a location and how it appears in their distorted view.”
“I… I don’t understand…”
“I don’t expect you to,” I replied. “I was confused the first time I entered this world too.”
Marisa looked around, then told me, “hey, should we get her outta here? She’ll hold us back tryin’ to storm this place.”
I thought about Marisa’s suggestion, especially since Youmu didn’t have a Persona and therefore her ability to fight here would be severely compromised. On the other hand, I thought about the things she said to me back at the market. It was clear to me that her master was needlessly burdening her with tasks to satisfy her own desires, at the expense of Youmu’s well-being. Normally I wouldn’t care much at all about another person’s problems, given how dog-eat-dog this world was. And yet...
...somehow, I felt compelled to intervene. Like, it would go against my sense of justice to leave her woes unresolved. At the very least, I wanted her to see the truth about her master, and if possible, help her heal.
“Actually, I think she should come along,” I said.
“Wait, what?” Reimu and Marisa said in unison.
“She has already seen this place,” I told them, “and she would likely tell Yuyuko-san all about it. Since this place is based upon her cognition, that could create highly undesirable effects that would jeopardize our progress into the investigation. Besides, I do believe that Youmu-san deserves to see her master’s distortion with her own eyes.”
“Wait… how do you know her already?” Marisa asked.
“I met her at the market in the village this morning. But it is a strange coincidence to bump into her again so soon after…”
Youmu got back up. “Yuyuko-sama wanted me to go ‘find a fun artifact’ for her for some reason after I got back with the groceries. I… wasn’t in any room to say no, since I’m bound to do as she wants…”
“How come?” I asked her.
“Because I’m a member of the Konpaku clan, and-”
“Let me rephrase the question,” I said again in a harsher tone. “You just cow to the whims of a bratty princess for fear of angering her. What kind of proud warrior servant such as yourself would allow your master to simply degenerate into a child who demands everything for her own self-fulfillment, instead of doing her goddamn job? Surely, you would want to set her straight, especially if said behavior is wearing you thin and keeping you from carrying out your true duty, or preventing you from having time to yourself?”
“I…” Youmu pounded the ground. “That’s…”
“C’mon, we can’t just be standin’ around here,” Marisa said. “Is it possible to take us to that safe room place?”
“Oh, yes.” I got back up, and reached out to Youmu. “Here. Take my hand.” After some hesitation, she reached out and grasped it, and I helped her up. “You two, follow me.”
…
“Alright, we made it.”
Marisa looked around. “Seriously though, how we get here is like… like I’m lookin’ one way one second, then all of a sudden I turn back and here we are.”
“A safe room,” Reimu mused. “I’m surprised this place even exists. You’re sure no enemies will try and come in here?”
“Very certain,” I said. “Of course, it’s a different story the moment we step outside…”
“We’re used to that,” Reimu said, spinning her gohei around. “We’ll be flying around and all of a sudden a cloud of fairies comes out of nowhere and they all start blasting.”
“Yeah, but out there we got danmaku,” Marisa cautioned, “and fairies are super easy to kill. These guys… well, they’re harder to kill AND we don’t have our normal magic to mow through ‘em.”
“I don’t see that being a huge problem. Ordinance is only half the fight, the other half is strategy, which is my edge over you through years of being an extermination shrine maiden.”
Marisa crossed her arms. “You can boast after we see your Persona in action. And I thought the shrine attracted youkai.”
Reimu clearly pretended she didn’t hear that.
“I’m sorry, but, what are you all talking about?” Youmu asked.
I shook my head. “I could explain, but it would be quicker and easier to demonstrate, I would think.” I went to the door and peeked my head out. “I don’t see any shadows around here. Let’s move out quickly.”
Staying close together, we exited the safe room and made our way down one of the halls. Along the way, we investigated an open door, leading to what looked like a small library or office. Marisa perused the shelves, sliding her finger across the spines.
“Food, food, food, bath salts, booze, food… geez, there’s a lot here about food and parties.” She pulled one off the shelf, entitled “Best Foods for Lavish Banquets.” As she flipped through the pages, she mused, “wonder how fat I’d get if I ate this stuff. Hell, I feel like I’m getting fat just reading it. Ain’t that right, Rei-”
But when we faced Reimu, she just stood there, looking at the shelf with a blank stare, and I could swear she was drooling.
“Hello?” Marisa waved her hand in front of Reimu’s face.
“Oh, sorry.” Reimu jolted back into reality. “It’s just… this many books about food… it’s so…”
Marisa facepalmed. “Still not getting enough to eat? Did you learn nothing from when you literally died from eating old, expired food that one time-”
“We’ve found the intruders in the library!”
Suddenly, three shadow guards, one with golden armor plating and a much more ornate kabuto, charged into the room, drawing their katanas and pointing them at us.
“Crap, we’re surrounded!” Marisa exclaimed.
“Not on my watch.” In a flash, Youmu drew one of her swords.
I reached out to her. “No, wait, Youmu-san, you can’t-”
“I can’t what?” she said pushing my arm away. “Let me show you my years of training to you all!” She took off and dashed at the guard captain, clashing blades with him… and as we could see, seemed to be struggling.
“Wha- I can’t… why can’t I seem to…” She was clenching her teeth, and clearly struggling against the shadow guard. Soon, the guard managed to overpower her, knocking her sword away and kicking her down to the ground.
“Intruders must be executed,” the guard captain proclaimed, holding its sword to her chin.
“Dammit… why do I feel so much weaker…”
“Guess it’s time to step in.” Reimu jumped, then hit the guard with a powerful flying kick, sending it crashing back into the wall. When she landed, she grasped her mask.
“Time to show you what I’m made of.” In a swift motion, she threw it off. “Come, Kikuri!” A white pillar of light erupted behind her, and out of it emerged a female figure dressed in garb which somehow mixed traditional Japanese religious robes and Judeo-Christian ones, with detached sleeves, carrying an oversized brass-plated staff with a paper tassel attached to it and with one red and one white magatama on either side of her hair.
The model figure of all mikos and mediator of Izanagi and Izanami, Kikuri-Hime.
Once the guard captain got back up, it commanded “how dare you… we will crush you right here!” It and its subordinates then turned into their true forms, an Incubus and Succubus for the lesser ones and the captain a Jack Frost.
“You’re going down, hee-ho!”
“Who’re calling a ‘hee-ho?’ Taste Agi!” At that command, Kikuri whipped out her brass staff, which opened up heat ports on the side to expel flames to ravage the target, knocking the snowman down on its feet.
Reimu turned to the other two and asked them, “now then, you next?” She dashed toward the Succubus faster than it could act and whipped out her gohei to attack. Right before contact, it glowed, and upon hitting the shadow’s body it disintegrated into black ash.
“Whoa, wasn’t expecting that,” she said in surprise. “Although, then again, this is used to exorcise evil spirits in the real world. Guess that goes for evil spirits here too.”
At this point, the Incubus, clearly outmatched, tried to escape, only for it to catch Reimu’s glare. “Oh? Running away? I don’t think so.” Again, she commanded her Persona to attack, this time by opening up the end of the staff to reveal a gun barrel. The gun fired, hitting the Incubus with a projectile that killed it on a single shot.
Once those two were dealt with, we turned our attention to the downed Jack Frost, who had been the guard captain. Compared to other shadows, captains had conferred enough favor from the Palace ruler to be granted special benefits, and so often had unyielding loyalty to them. That meant negotiation was pointless, and the only way to get on with it was to kill them. Once we drew our guns (Reimu revealed hers to be an assault rifle), I spat on the ground and quipped, “any last words before you die, ho?”
“You can’t call me a ho, ho!” it complained. “Only Yuyuko-sama can call me a hee-ho!”
Marisa cracked her neck. “So why do you call everyone a ‘ho?’ Some people don’t like being called that.”
“Really?” The shadow looked up. “I just thought everyone liked being jolly and singing hee-ho like me… wait, something isn’t right, ho.” It looked up at me, then pointed its finger. “You! You kidnapped my brother!”
“Brother?” I asked. “And… kidnapped?” I shook my head. “Nonsense. He joined me on his own volition. I freed him from the distortion the palace ruler casts upon all of you.”
“You lie! Yuyuko-sama loves everyone!”
“Are you sure? Do you have any memory at all about how you came into her servitude?”
“Well… no, but-”
I cut it off. “Did she journey to the frigid north herself and demand King Frost let one of his Jack Frost servants become her servant instead?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about - wait… I’ve heard that name before…”
Well, this was unexpected. Usually, guard captain shadows were too far gone to be saved, but somehow we had succeeded in freeing this one from Yuyuko’s distortion. It got up, and proclaimed “I remember, ho! I came from the Sea of Souls! Somehow I came here and got brainwashed, ho!”
“Splendid,” I smiled. “Now then, how about you come along with me?”
“Ho?” It looked puzzled. It thought for a moment, then said, “...eh, you’re kinda weak still, I think.”
...I would protest, but it did have a point. Ren did tell me that certain Personas were too strong for him to wield, and he had to gain more experience as a Persona user before he could control them. Perhaps that was the case with this one; I was far too inexperienced and so I wouldn’t be able to control it, embarrassing as that seemed.
However, it looked over at Reimu, eyed her gohei, then said, “but I think I know a place where I could hole myself up! You’re fighting’s pretty impressive, miss! How about I power up that stick you’ve got there?”
Reimu’s eyes widened. “Er… my gohei? Let a fairy possess it?! No way I’m-” But the Jack Frost already turned into light and streamed into the tip of the gohei. Once the light died down, a small band with the Jack Frost’s face was affixed to the top, too.
Reimu inspected it for a moment. “What… did it just do?” she asked.
“Ah, yes, I think it fused with your weapon and imbued it with some of its power. Shadows can do that if you befriend them. Marisa had something similar happen the other day. No doubt it's more effective than it was before,” I mused.”
“Interesting… hope it doesn’t affect the gohei’s ability to perform exorcisms,” she said.
We looked at the corner of the room, where Youmu stood there with her jaw wide open, pointed at us and said, “what the hell was that about just now?! What were those things that came out of you?”
I looked around, keeping an ear out for incoming shadows, and told her, “I’ll tell you once we get to a safe place. Now stay close to us.” I walked over to the desk, where Marisa was eyeing a piece of paper. I leaned over her shoulder to see what it was: a partial map of the palace.
“I found this while rummaging through the desk,” she explained. “Seems this is a map of the castle we’re inside of. There’s six floors, and we’re on the ground floor. Furthermore, it seems like there’s parapets which encircle the huge cherry tree in the middle, arranged in a diamond. There’s a similar-sized castle on the opposite end of this one, and two smaller towers on the other corners. There’s a huge courtyard in front of the cherry tree on the south side - that’s where we are - and… that’s as far as I can tell. There’s like, no details on the north end at all.”
“I suspect there’s another map elsewhere,” I suggested. “It may be good to look out for it. In the meantime, I suggest we investigate the cherry tree. I have a feeling the Treasure is located there.”
Youmu came up to us, shouting, “wait, what’s this about? Treasure? Cherry tree?? What on Earth are you talking about?!”
“The Treasure is the embodiment of Yuyuko’s distorted desires,” I explained to her. “Once we steal it, Yuyuko’s abhorrent nature in real life will disappear.”
“She… SHE’S A GOOD PERSON! I WON’T LET YOU… GGGGHHHHEEEHH…”
I shook my head. “We really do need to get moving. Shadows will attack us at any moment if we stay here. Marisa, show us the way.”
“Got it!”
We made our way through the halls out to the back exit, taking out a couple more shadows along the way. It was then that the effect of the Jack Frost band on Reimu’s gohei was revealed: at one point, it froze a foe in place, allowing it to be easily dispatched. We soon made our way out of the building, and out into a spacious rock-and-pond garden, lined with cherry blossoms and with the gigantic cherry tree perched atop a hill in front of us.
“No doubt that’s the Saigyou Ayakashi tree,” Reimu said.
“Come again?” I asked her.
“It’s the demonic cherry tree I was talking about back in the village,” Youmu said. “This… this is what it looks like, and… this garden…”
Suddenly, reality fazed, turning the distorted world into a much smaller shrine, with us in the middle of a similar rock garden and with the giant cherry tree off in the distance, before fazing back to the palace.
“What the?!” Everyone jumped, wondering what had just happened.
“This place is based on Yuyuko’s cognition. Everything you see here is based on a real location in the real world. This is how your master sees the place: a grandiose castle whose only purpose is to satiate her childish whims.”
“You…” Youmu seethed. “I don’t have to listen to this!”
She took off running.
“Youmu! Wait!” Reimu ran after her, with me and Marisa not far behind. It didn’t take long to find her: a shriek could be heard from a nearby path, and once we reached the source, all of us were aghast at what we saw.
“WHAT THE HELL IS…!”
“Calm, down, Youmu, it’s gonna be - wait, what the hell?!”
In front of us was a donkey, draped in garbs similar to Youmu’s, with a crushing amount of food on its back, and dragging a train of carts holding more. The poor thing was struggling to haul all of that weight. Not only that, but it was being whipped by a knight on a red horse - Berith - who was flanked by two Bicorns. It weakly brayed, only for the Berith to whip it again.
“Quiet, you! Queen Yuyuko demands food! It is your duty to fulfill her needs for all of us!”
I could not believe what I was seeing here.
“Why… why is that donkey dressed like me?!?”
My head dropped. “Unbelievable. This must be how your master sees you: nothing more than a mule who will endlessly bow to her whims. Don’t you see? You are a slave. This is what you’re letting your master do to you.”
“My god… when did Yuyuko get this far gone?” Marisa said.
The Berith then noticed us, breaking off of the mule to confront us. “You! Intruders! I will not let you infiltrate Queen Yuyuko’s domain!”
“Looks like we have a fight on our hands,” I said. We got ready to fight, but Youmu dashed out ahead of us to face it personally.
“Let that donkey… let ME go!” she pleaded. She unsheathed her sword, and bellowed, “taste the soul-slicing steel of Roukanken!” She then attempted to swing it, but stumbled into the horse, only lightly scratching it. The Berith then retaliated by knocking her back with its spear, leaving her bruised and bleeding on the ground.
“Pft. Is that all you’ve got?” it taunted.
Youmu tried to get back up, but was unable to. She struggled to talk, and was gasping for air. “Why… can’t I…”
“Ahahahahahahahaha!” A feminine voice cackled from above us. Part of the cherry tree unfurled its branches, and a glass staircase manifested, down which strutted a pink-haired woman in an oversized butterfly robe which seemed to stretch back a hundred meters behind her. The skirt was wide-open in the front, save for a thin pelvic curtain draping down, far enough up her hips that it was apparent she wasn’t wearing anything under that thin piece of cloth, and it seemed as though her breasts were ready to burst out of her dress as well. A single, large paper fan obscured her face, before she flung it away to reveal the characteristic sharp, piercing yellow-eyed face of a shadow self.
“The hell’s with the getup?” Marisa said cock-eyed.
“I could ask the same of you band of thieves, costumed like you’re all superheroes of justice,” Shadow Yuyuko replied, with the characteristic dark reverb in her voice which all shadows had. “You all thought you could just crash in through the back entrance and do as you pleased in my beautiful castle. I knew I should have erased that gap years ago; it’s not like the spirits in Muenzuka would impede Youmu from bringing me all the food and toys I want!”
“Yuyuko...sama…” Youmu weakly gasped.
Shadow Yuyuko came up to Youmu, spat on her and put her heeled foot on her back. “Pathetic miserable pile of ectoplasm and flesh you’ve become, haven’t you, Youmu-chan? So-called heir to the Konpaku Clan who can’t keep her master happy in her non-life in the Netherworld! You just don’t get it… I can do as I please here, and you and all the spirits just have to put up with it! Bring me food, flowers and pleasantries as I decree! I don’t give a dingo’s damn about you and your training. Just bring me more food, forever!”
“This is horrible! We have to stop her!” Reimu started to rush in, only to be stopped by Berith’s spear.
“Take another step and I’ll kill her right here!” Shadow Yuyuko hissed.
“Gaah… dammit,” Reimu grunted.
“We don’t have to put up with this.” Marisa whipped out her gun and took aim at Shadow Yuyuko’s head. Thinking quickly, I punched it out of her hand.
“Hey, what the-”
“You fool!” I shouted. “Killing the Shadow Self will cause the real person to go braindead forever! And she’s a ghost too, so there’s no telling what would happen to her. Killing a living person’s shadow will kill them too, so where would she go? What would become of the Netherworld??”
Marisa reluctantly backed down. “I know, but… she’s gonna kill Youmu! I can’t allow that!”
“Oh really?” Shadow Yuyuko taunted. “You all are too spineless to help your friend here?”
“...yuyuko...sama…”
“Well, it doesn’t matter now. She’s my slave now. Always has been, always will be!”
Shit. We had to do something, and fast. With no other ideas coming to mind, I called out to Youmu, hoping to open her eyes to the evil before her.
“Youmu! Are you seriously going to give in to her distorted desires and not fight back?!”
Youmu weakly looked up at me. “But… Yuyuko-sama…”
Her face fell into the ground.
“How long are you going to let the wool hang over your eyes to the truth?”
I got up, and looked up. All of a sudden, everyone was gone. All around me was a pitch-blackness, and… a figure that looked like me, glaring at me with yellow eyes.
“...hu-huh? Who are you?” I asked.
She shook her head. “Have you forgotten me that much, that long ago? I am you. The other you who resides within, the you who resists the injustices and prejudices put upon you by the powers that be, especially that gluttonous whore who calls herself your master. Are you not ashamed to associate with her? Doing so any longer will cause your family’s honor to evaporate.”
I pounded my fist. “Yuyuko-sama is a good person! She… she…”
...she didn’t used to be like this, that much was certain. Something changed. She used to be a good master of the Netherworld, and a mother figure of sorts to me. She understood the importance of my training, and of me teaching her the way of the sword. She only got like this recently. Always demanding food and curiosities. Long ago, I swore to attend to her every need, and to respect her as my master, so I never objected. It was only after I talked to Goro that I began to question that, wish for change, wish for a way back to how they were before..
...something was wrong. Wrong with Yuyuko-sama. If things didn’t change, I… the Netherworld would fall apart completely. I had to fix it. It was my duty as a Konpaku. I swore to attend to her every need… but maybe that didn’t necessarily mean carrying out her every whim. Maybe it meant correcting her when she went astray. Maybe… it meant standing up to her.
I got up. First on my knees, then onto my feet. I looked my double in the eye.
“No. I’ve been lying to myself. It is NOT fine.” I clenched my fist. “As a member of the Konpaku Clan, I will not stand for injustice!”
Silence, before she crossed her arms and nodded.
“I see. So you’ve decided to see the truth and act on it, even if it means betraying those you’ve sworn to protect…” She disappeared in a flash, before my head throbbed in pain. I doubled over, grunting in pain as I tried to repress it, my teeth clenching like a vise.
“Let us form a contract, to pave a path to the future together, unblinded by the lies and hate of the world. I am thou, thou art I. The world is thick with evil and sin. We’ll slice through it like a cold, silver sword!”
After a few moments of silence, Youmu looked up, and part of a samurai mask flared onto her face. Mustering up what little power she had, she reached with her arm, and after struggling and repressing a scream, bloodily ripped it off and shrieked at the top of her lungs, creating a huge shockwave and pillar of light which knocked Shadow Yuyuko off of her tumbling back, while we struggled to hold our ground.
Once the light died down, a warrior figure with long, white hair, a bow and two swords on its back, and auspicious robes which flared in all directions manifested. Youmu was now clad in armor reminiscent of Minamoto no Yoshitsune, green and white and with a family seal on her chest armor. She looked up, reached out, and just like that her sword flew back into her hand.
She turned to face Shadow Yuyuko, who was now on the ground. “I see it now… your bottomless, insatiable diet of sin, using me as a mule to feed it. I will not stand for that! I am a Konpaku! I will slice down the darkness of the world!”
Shadow Yuyuko growled. “Insolent brat… you will learn the errors of your crossing me.” She directed the shadows to attack. “Kill them. Gore them to your heart's content!”
“Not happening,” Youmu shot back. Berith charged at her, spear ready to impale her. In response, Youmu held out her hand. “Allow me to demonstrate Hiroari’s chilling winds!” Her Persona, Hiroari, then slashed, sending a cold wave at Berith - Bufu. The force of the attack knocked Berith down, and gave her an opportunity to attack its minions. She slashed the first one with her sword, then whipped out an SMG and pumped it full of lead. For the other, she summoned her Persona to Cleave it, knocking it down as well. With all the enemies down, there was nothing stopping us from letting loose.
Once again, I tapped my inner psycho and encouraged everyone. “Nice work, Youmu. You knocked them all down. Now then, let’s obliterate them!” One All-Out Attack later, and nothing was left. Even Shadow Yuyuko had retreated into her flowery sanctum, and no shadows dared approach us.
Youmu stumbled forward, before falling to her knees. “Hah...hah… Yuyuko-sama… I can’t believe…”
“You’re totally drained right now,” Marisa told her. “You couldn’t do much, even if you wanted to.”
I looked around. “We need to leave and get her out of here. Shadow guards will be here soon, and in high numbers.” I quickly caught sight of a door which shimmered slightly, another Safe Room. “Quickly, there. We can return to the real world from there.” With Reimu and Marisa’s help, I hefted Youmu over my shoulder, and together we carried her out of the Palace.
“This one’s extra-strength. I also brewed it with a special kind of mushroom that packs a bunch of protein and electrolytes.”
Youmu took a sip of the tea Marisa had brewed, set it down, and took a moment to savor it. She then reached for a sugar cube and dropped it in. “It’s a bit of an acquired taste. But I already feel much better.”
We were seated around a table at the shrine, enjoying tea and snacks. I spent some time explaining the Metaverse to Youmu, including what Personas were, what shadows were, and what Palaces were and how they represented distorted desires. I also told her a little more about my (fake) backstory, and how I got to be where I was. She was surprisingly understanding of all of it, although given that she worked in a land of spirits perhaps that shouldn’t have surprised me.
“To be honest, I knew that what Yuyuko-sama was doing was wrong, but… I couldn’t make myself see it, or stand up to her. My family owes a lot to her, you see, and we’re conditioned to respect our superiors. It wasn’t until I talked to you that, somehow, I felt that spark to do something burn inside me… I lied about ‘going to find some artifact for her.’ The truth was, I wanted to meet with you again, because you seemed like the kind of person who could help me decide what to do.”
“But even then, you still tried to tell yourself that she could do no wrong,” Reimu added. “Right up until the moment she tried to kill you, when you awakened your Persona, and you finally snapped. That, I totally get.”
“Y’know, I just don’t like this whole concept in Japan of how much we have to respect our elders, even when they’re clearly up to shit,” Marisa said. “It’s even baked into the damn language.”
“Would it be far-fetched for me to say that the injustices society allows those in authority to get away with was part of what motivated me to become a detective?” I asked.
“Not at all,” Reimu replied. “A lot of incidents me and Marisa have put down over the years have involved people abusing their authority. Kanako alone is responsible for no fewer than three incidents, five if you count the fallout from her nuclear power venture that one time, and I still feel like she’s up to no good cooking up hairbrained schemes to get more followers. It’s gotten to the point where I now have Sanae giving me twice-monthly written reports on their activities as an added condition of keeping their branch shrine down here. I bet that kind of oversight doesn’t exist in Tokyo.”
I shook my head. “You wouldn’t believe the kind of things officials out there get away with on a daily basis. Embezzling funds to take personal vacations, using shady contacts to discredit and in some cases ‘disappear’ rivals, evading taxes using just about every legal loophole in the book, and so on. Shido himself was the figurehead of an antisocial force attempting to overthrow the government and replace it with their own radical ideology, one which I had to stop.”
Youmu pounded her fist on the table. “Well, I’m not gonna let that happen here! I wanna set Yuyuko-sama straight! Because…” She started crying a little. “Because I still love her and I don’t want her to be like that!”
I rubbed my chin. “Interesting. So rather than stick it to her and rebel against her abuse, you want to reform her to become the good, caring overseer of the dead that she was in the past.”
“As her sworn servant, I would be failing my duty if I didn’t,” Youmu insisted.
“I see, I see.” To be honest, I didn’t know Yuyuko at all beyond my impression of her shadow and the fact that she had a palace. Youmu, meanwhile, likely had known her since birth. I knew that could make her biased away from wanting to bring justice, but at the same time Yuyuko’s crime didn’t seem to be completely irredeemable, nor did she really strike me as evil to the core the same way Shido was. I knew very well that distorted desires - and thus Palaces - often were born from traumatic events in one’s life. It was possible that Yuyuko’s gluttonous behavior was spurred on by something that occurred in her past. Of course, now those desires had reached unhealthy, obsessive levels, and needed to be immediately tempered.
It would be easier and, in my mind, more satisfying to lay the hammer of justice upon her head, and yet my thinking was going toward trying to salvage her, someone I did not know, instead. How come?
“Alright then. Since you already have a Persona, why not come along with us and change your master’s heart for the better?”
Youmu anxiously thrusted her hand out. “Yes! I want to do this! For myself and Yuyuko-sama!”
I smiled. “Well then, it’s a deal. Welcome to the team.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Chariot Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Once I returned home, Masato greeted me again. “Long day?” he asked.
“Oh, it was only the afternoon,” I replied.
He smiled. “You know, you and Reimu seem to be getting along very well.”
“Don’t read anything into it,” I insisted. “I am merely getting to know her as a peer.”
“You say that now, but I bet things will escalate before you know it. No man has ever broken her shell before the way you have, and you’ve only been here a few days!”
I brushed off his attempt at shipping the two of us as he gave me another cooking lesson. Over dinner, we made some idle chat about things going on in the village. It was a tiring day, so after sweeping up I decided to head to bed straight away. Getting dark so early in the winter made falling asleep earlier easier, and it was certainly helped by having a warm bed to look forward to.
I thought about what happened today. I gained a new ally, a new friend. My influence had grown so strong in just a few days, and I had no idea how far-reaching it would yet become. It really did seem as though I had lived most of my life ever since that day, not long ago, when a paranoid Shido phoned me as I was heading home from school to investigate his Palace for him. As it turned out, not for no reason. Still, it seemed surreal now to think that once I started that routine investigation, I would never again reenter the Outside world, and my life would change so drastically.
This magical valley gave me a chance to redefine my life for the better, and I knew better than to waste that chance. And yet, I still couldn’t fully divorce myself from my past, or my latent distrust in people which my actions as of late betrayed...
Chapter 9: Persona Fusion
Summary:
Tanks, they solve everything.
Chapter Text
The morning seemed to speed by. As I completed my chores, all I could think about was infiltrating that Palace, with three teammates at my side. I was used to working alone; nevertheless, something inside me was giddy at the thought of leading a team of vigilantes to strike down corrupt hearts… just like a certain man I used to know.
...when did I start feeling like I was following in his footsteps? I had every other advantage over him, both experience and skill. But he could take me one-on-one, while I could wipe out the rest of his team. He had, at best, months of experience compared to my years, and yet he came out on top in the end. He had teammates, yes, and more Personas, but there had to be something else he possessed which I lacked. How did his many Personas all become so powerful? And now, how could I replicate that myself?
I shook my head. That didn’t matter anymore, it was in the past. The only thing that mattered was here and now, getting ready to take down a Palace of my own.
Once again, around midday, I took off toward the Shrine. Before starting up the trail, I stopped by the market to pick up food and medicine items I felt would be useful for aiding infiltration - energy and healing to recover from sustained combat and running around. Eventually I loaded up on herbal medicine, wraps, assorted vegetables and ready-made tea. Once I had everything, I headed up.
A thought occurred to me part way up the trail. I had been running and walking around, since I was used to only being able to do that. But… I could fly now as well. I looked behind me and saw I was out of sight of the village. So, I focused, lifted off the ground, and flew through the air the rest of the way to the Shrine.
Once I arrived, I saw I was the last person to get there. Of course, Reimu lived here, and Youmu wasn’t too far away, but I didn’t know where Marisa lived; I guessed her schedule was different from mine and so she could get here sooner.
“Took ‘ya long enough,” Marisa said as I touched down. “Some leader you are, gettin’ here later than your teammates.”
“Well, I have to earn my keep somehow,” I told her. “Masato doesn’t let me stay there for free, after all.”
“Well, why don’tcha hole up at my place? I won’t keep ya’ busy for no-” then Marisa stopped herself, and her face started reddening once she realized what she was saying.
“F-forget that I said anything!” she stammered as she pulled her hat over her face and turned away.
“No, please do go on with your suggestion,” I smiled.
“D-d-d-dummy…”
Reimu sighed. “Should I go make the marriage arrangements?”
“Ah, that won’t be necessary,” I said. “In all seriousness, let’s discuss our plan of attack before we go into the Palace.”
Reimu chuckled. “Ah, yes, strategy. We’re not used to using it. Usually in an incident I just go in and kick everyone’s ass until it’s resolved.”
“Infiltrating a Palace requires a rather high degree of tactics and planning if we don’t want to get endlessly swarmed by powerful shadows,” I explained.
“But weren’t the shadows in there fairly weak?” she asked.
“Yes. Because the security level was low,” I said.
“Security level?” Youmu wondered.
“Yes, security level. People don’t like having their cognitions actively messed around with by invaders, especially if they are aware of it. Usually, if we go into a Palace without the owner knowing, the level will be low because they don’t perceive much of a threat. Only a few weak shadows patrol most of the premises, with the stronger ones withdrawn closer to the treasure or other critical areas. However, if we get noticed by guards or the real person sees us as a threat, then not only does the number of guards go up but more of them are stronger, too. If it gets too high, the place will be absolutely swarmed with strong shadows, and we’ll be lucky to make it out alive.”
“Sounds intense,” Marisa said, joining into the conversation. “In that case, how do we lower it?”
“How? By sneaking up on guards and killing them without being noticed by them before that ambush, or by any other guards. Killing a guard removes a component of the security, which makes the Palace ruler less paranoid and induces some sense of calm, thereby reducing the security level. We should avoid getting into too many engagements, but also take out any guards we come across. And,” I paused for a moment, “by battling shadows, our own combat technique improves, and we need to be constantly doing this to train for taking down even stronger enemies.”
“Alright, sweet, so we do have to fight a lot!” Marisa grinned, pounding her fists together. “And I’m assuming that includes Shadow Yuyuko herself?”
“Most likely, yes,” I answered. “Once the treasure appears, Palace rulers will make a last stand to defend it. Palace rulers are very, very strong, stronger even than their most capable guards. But while we must beat her, we - and I must make this absolutely clear - we cannot kill her.”
Youmu gulped. “W-why not??”
“Because,” I said, “while the treasure represents their distorted desires, the shadows themselves represent a person’s desires as a whole. I assume you met your shadow when you awakened to your Persona?”
“...so that was my shadow?” Youmu said.
“Yes. Your shadow represents both your conscious and unconscious desires. Fusing with it allows you to be in full control of those desires, which include the desire to eat, sleep, fall in love, and do other basic things. Killing a person’s shadow, then, turns them into a complete empty shell, thoughtless and without emotion or feeling, in effect rendering them braindead, and usually leading to death shortly after. We call such deaths ‘Mental Shutdowns.’”
Youmu jumped back. “Wait, so Yuyuko-same could - wait, she’s already a ghost.”
“That may be so,” I replied, “but she still has a shadow. Therefore, she still has higher functions and desires which can become distorted. So in this case we don’t know how a Mental Shutdown would manifest in her, which in my opinion is even more reason not to do it. We have to persuade the shadow without killing them to make them better people.”
Marisa raised her hand. “But, what about the treasure? Ain’t stealin’ that the goal?”
“Simply stealing the treasure isn’t enough,” I added. “Stealing the treasure without doing anything else just causes that person to be a grovelling, weeping mess repenting for their crimes. Once you defeat a shadow-self, they are at your mercy and can be easily manipulated. We should be using that opportunity to convince them to improve, if that is our goal.”
“Man, this keeps getting more and more complicated,” Marisa complained. “I thought we were just gonna be looting stuff, but this incident is already startin’ to sound more tiresome than sortin’ everything out with Kosuzu’s youma books.”
“Because it requires actually thinking and strategizing,” Reimu said.
“Says the lazy shrine maiden who I gotta poke in the butt with a pitchfork to do anything.”
I facepalmed. “Like I said, can the two of you get along? We have a mission today, believe it or not.”
Once I got those two settled down, we went forward with our final preparations, which included one particular step which we hadn’t gotten to yet even though we should have been doing it from the beginning.
“Alright,” I said, “now it’s time for us to come up with code names.”
“Code names?” Marisa asked. “You mean, like, fake names? Or because you’re the secret agent guy?”
“Partially, I suppose,” I answered. “But I’m sure you would agree that using our real names in a Palace could lead to detrimental effects to us, if not now then later. Besides, what kind of heroes of justice go around using their real names?”
“Hm...hmmm…” Marisa thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “I actually like that idea!”
“Splendid. And you two?”
Reimu nodded. “Well, you’re the expert, so I guess we have to play by your rules.”
“I don’t mind,” Youmu said. “I’m still new at this.”
“You all are, don’t feel like you’re lower-ranked than everyone,” I said to her.
“Oh, well… okay…” Youmu said bashfully.
“Anyway, I already have a code name, from my time in the Phantom Thieves.” I held my hand to my chest. “I am Crow.”
“Crow?” Reimu asked. “Like a Tengu?”
“Well, he is clever like a crow,” Marisa added. “And his mask is kinda crow-like.”
“Exactly. Now then,” I turned to Marisa, “what should we call you?”
“Eh, me?” Marisa jolted up. “Oh, um, well, huh. Can ‘ya guys help me out?”
Reimu thought for a moment, then suggested “maybe ‘Slayer?’”
“Eh, too generic,” Marisa rejected.
“How about… ‘Wolverine?’ Because of the claws?” Youmu added.
“Too awkward, plus a real character already uses it,” I replied.
Marisa herself mulled for a moment, then shot up with a smile. “Oh, I got it! How about ‘Starburst?’”
We were silent for a second, then Reimu said, “oh, because you like star-based attacks so much?” She chuckled. “It certainly suits you.”
“I know, right?” Marisa smiled.
I smiled too. “Alright then, Starburst it is. Next,” I turned to Reimu. “What do you want to be called?”
Reimu took a moment to think. “Well, I don’t think ‘Shrine Maiden’ is that great, since that’s literally just my job. And ‘Miko’ is also a name. So…”
“Well, your suit’s like half-angel, half-demon,” Marisa added.
“Yes, but I feel like my codename should convey a level of power that a simple angel doesn’t have…”
I mulled some ideas of my own, and came up with the perfect one. “I’ve got it. How about ‘Seraph?’”
Reimu’s ears perked up. “Seraph?”
“High-ranking angels in the Christian pantheon, whose appearance before man heralds the end times. Is that powerful enough for you?”
Reimu thought it over for a moment, then smiled, “I like it. That way, I’m not just some common Valentine’s angel.”
“Excellent.” I turned to Youmu. “Last but not least. What would you like your code name to be?”
“Eh?” Youmu seemed surprised. “I, er… can I have more time to think it over? Like, a day or something?”
“No can do, we’re goin’ in today,” Marisa told her. “You can always change it later, so it’s not like you have to commit to anything right this second.”
“T-that doesn’t make me feel any better…” Youmu seemed to shrink down further to the ground with a… ah, moe face.
...was this that “Imouto” thing that people often talked about? Nonsense, I thought. Youmu told me she was old enough compared to me to be my grandmother.
...AND YET…
I shook my head and cleared my thoughts. Now was not the time to be thinking those kinds of things. This was purely a business matter. Now, what was a good code name for her?
“Samurai?” Reimu suggested.
“Too awkward,” I said. “Generally, we should keep code names to about one or two syllables and have them roll off the tongue easily.” After thinking for a second, I then suggested, “how about… Blade?”
“Eh… it sounds badass, but it’s also a little too simple.” She noticed the little spirit behind Youmu’s head, and giggled. “Heh, she’s actin’ all cute right now, maybe we should just call her myon~ or-”
Suddenly, Youmu’s eyes flashed red and in one swift motion she grabbed Marisa by the neck and drove her into the wall with a loud bang which rattled the door. “You know how much I hate that word,” she hissed icily. Me and Reimu were completely startled by her sudden change in tone.
“I-GAAACK-it was just a joke!” Marisa choked out.
“Put her down, Youmu,” Reimu commanded.
“...as you wish.” Youmu released Marisa, who fell on her knees terrified and gasping for air.
I took back my initial observation of her: she was utterly strong-willed and terrifying when she needed to be. Of course, she claimed to be a samurai in training, but nonetheless had many decades of fighting experience under her belt, and likely also had the demeanor that came with such discipline. What few moments of action she got in yesterday after awakening her Persona also heavily reminded me of Makoto, right down to Youmu having a very similar-sounding voice.
“Okaaaay,” Reimu said, “so basically no one has any good ideas, least of all Marisa apparently.”
Marisa, still coughing, managed to choke up, “goddamn, Youmu, you’re all cute and stuff ‘till you go friggin’ murder mode. You’re like a completely different person when you fight!”
“One must completely focus on the opponent and let go of their other desires during a battle,” Youmu replied. “Hiding one’s fury until it’s needed allows you to seem less dangerous than you truly are.”
“Hiding one’s fury…” I snapped my fingers. “That’s it! Fury!”
Youmu turned her head. “What about Fury?”
“I think what Goro means is, would you like for Fury to be your code name?”
Youmu mulled it for a second, then said, “uh… sure, I guess?” Wow, she dropped her serious tone just like that. What was it with her?
In any case, our code names were decided. “It sounds like we all have our code names now. I’m Crow,”
“I’m Seraph,” said Reimu,
“I’m, uh, Fury,” said Youmu,
“...and I’m Starburst!” Marisa smiled.
“Great. Now, we must remember to use only those names when we are in a Palace, be it Yuyuko’s or any that come after. In other words, we have to divorce ourselves from our real-world lives when we are acting as Heroes of Justice, from the moment we step in to the moment we leave. Are we all clear on that?”
“Clear as mud,” Marisa said.
“Then it’s settled. Now, let’s get ready to head out.”
After gathering our supplies together, we hauled out to the Palace. Youmu revealed en route that she had received a blue key similar to ours while she was sleeping; I realized the girls’ keys all had colors matching the magic types they used, so if we picked up any new members then their key colors would serve as good indicators of what their abilities would be even before awakening a Persona.
“Hey, so there’s something I forgot to bring up at the meeting,” Marisa said.
“What is it?” I asked.
“When we get inside the palace, I wanna test something out.” She took out her mini-hakkero. “Y’know how yesterday Youmu was gettin’ totally drained from just bein’ in the Palace? Well, I was lyin’ in bed starin’ at the ceiling and thought about how I couldn’t use my real-world magic, nor did Reimu have any of her abilities either when we first entered. Of course, bein’ a magician I want to know why that is, so this morning I configured the hakkero to pick up magic signals for me while we’re in there so that after I go home I can examine it.”
“Fine by me, as long as it doesn’t interfere with the operation,” I said.
“It won’t. For now at least it’s pretty much a brick while we’re in there otherwise.”
“Well, alright.” I had to admit: brash as Marisa came off to me, she showed promising intelligence and strategic mindset. I knew she would be a highly useful and valuable ally going forward. Most interesting was her devotion to researching magic, which of course I knew nothing about since magic didn’t exist in the Outside, or at least not to my knowledge. As much as I had abused the Metaverse for my own gain and that of the Antisocial Force, I actually didn’t understand how it actually worked that well. Perhaps having a magician’s insight would improve my knowledge of its inner workings, which in turn would aid our investigations.
Several minutes later, we were in the Palace, ready to blaze a path to the treasure.
“Alright,” Marisa grinned. “Let’s head on in and bust ass!”
“Are you ready, Fury?” Reimu asked, looking over her shoulder.
Youmu adjusted her mask, and gripped her swords. “Yes. Let’s not waste time.” Marisa was right: Youmu was just like night-and-day with her personality.
“Good on you for remembering code names, Seraph,” I commented. “Now, let’s be consistent in using them. It’s vital that we do.”
“Understood, leader,” Marisa responded.
“Good.” We started walking toward the entrance, when all of a sudden the world flashed blue, and time seemed to stop, except for me. I looked around, and caught sight of an open blue door, with Lavenza beside it.
“My master wishes to speak with you,” she said. “Please, come inside.”
I didn’t understand. What was going on here? Was that an entrance to the Velvet Room? Why here, and why now? I shrugged, and did as she requested, walking inside with her following just behind.
Once inside, I looked around, and sure enough, this was the Velvet Room. Igor sat at the desk just ahead, lacing his fingers in anticipation.
“I have brought our guest here as requested,” Lavenza bowed.
“Magnificent,” Igor said. He looked at me. “It seems your skills have begun to improve. I can tell you already hold many different Personas within your heart.”
“You have successfully freed many shadows from the distortion cast upon them by the owner of the fortress,” Lavenza added. “These stray beings from the sea of souls flowed into the fortress by chance, where they were cursed to lose their identities and become guards. By negotiating with them and helping them remember their true names, you gained their trust and allowed them to enter your heart as a Persona.”
I removed my mask and inspected it. “So, those shadows are actual spirits of people?”
“Not necessarily,” Lavenza said, shaking her head. “These shadows are all beings shaped by the Collective Unconscious. They take the form of beings, myths and figures impressed upon the cognition of the world. They even retain memories gained by other shadows of their shape.”
Memories gained by others… so the Jack ‘o Lantern I killed and the one I recruited weren’t the same individuals? Or perhaps maybe ALL Jack ‘o Lanterns were parts of one being? This seemed very confusing, even for a two-year Metaverse veteran like me. Perhaps I just never thought about those shadows as anything more than cannon fodder due to the nature of my job.
“I… see,” I said. “So, by gaining the shadow’s trust, they become part of my psyche and lend me their power?”
“That is correct,” Lavenza replied. “As the holder of the Fool card, you can gain and wield the power of multiple Personas with powers different from the Persona closest to your heart, the one born of your own shadow.”
“Interesting. So, I just need to be constantly recruiting shadows to use as Personas?”
“That’s partly true,” Lavenza said, “but there is more to understand about them.”
“Hm?” I wondered. “Is there a catch, by any chance?”
“I suppose one could call it that,” she said. “First, there is a limit to the number of Personas you can hold within you. Any Personas you attempt to hold within you will be rejected and forced back into the Sea of Souls. Second, it is difficult, if not impossible, to ensure that all of those Personas gain power at the same rate, which in turn will affect your own power when you use them. Finally, Personas not born from one’s shadow only have so much room to grow, and can never master more than a few skills. Therefore, a given Persona will stop being useful to you after a certain point.”
I scratched my head. “Is that so… that’s quite a conundrum, if the Personas cannot grow much more powerful, and I can only have a few at a time. Is there a way to solve it?”
“Indeed,” Igor spoke up. “It is the reason we have brought you here today. We would like to introduce the range of services the Velvet Room has to offer to our guests.”
“The services my master speaks of pertain to Persona fusion,” Lavenza explained. “By fusing together two Personas, one can create a new, stronger Persona with the powers of its reagents and more besides. With fusion, you can create more Personas with more diverse skills than the ones you might find out in the wild.”
“Fusion… well, Ren did speak of creating new Personas quite frequently, and would often demonstrate ones which he did not have during a previous Metaverse visit. Is this that then?”
“Indeed,” Lavenza nodded, “although because of the malevolent entity which inhabited this place before, he was only given sadistic, inhumane methods for doing so. Normally, my master would fuse Personas for you, but because of his confinement his powers haven’t fully returned. Therefore, we have recently had to… ah, outsource our fusion process.”
“Outsource?” I asked again, confused. That’s when I felt a dark, heavy and imposing presence come up behind me. Turning around, I saw what looked like a large, winged black eye with a halo float towards us, stopping just in front of me in the center of the room. I could feel its hum as it hovered there, its red eye staring straight into me… before the hum stopped, a set of mechanical legs deployed from the bottom and it came to rest on the ground. I could hear something clattering around inside it, before a hatch opened up on the top, out of which emerged a brown-haired girl with long, twin braids, shorts and a tank top holding a wrench.
“Oy, Lavenza!” she said. “Long time, no see!”
“It’s good to see you too, after everything that’s happened,” Lavenza smiled.
I looked up at the strange girl. “I’m sorry, but who are you?”
The girl slid down the side of the giant eye-machine and touched town on the floor beside me; she was also fairly short, about the same height as Marisa, and seemingly just as forceful in her personality. “For your information, pretty boy, I am the GREAT and MIGHTY tank engineer Rika! My skills are at Tokyo University-level, I’ll have you know, and I’ve built more than 2,000 custom battle machines, like this one!” She slapped the side of the machine. “Evil-Eye Sigma! One of my finest creations! She’s a beaut, ain’t she?”
I looked up and took in the machine, which stood tall, about ten meters, and whose eye seemed to follow me no matter where I walked. Although “evil” wasn’t the sense I got from it; more like “overpowering” and “intimidating.”
“Er, yeah…” I said awkwardly. “I’m sure it’s quite powerful.”
“You bet it,” Rika boasted. “It’s got six heavy-caliber gatling guns and can fire rounds composed of pure, ambient magic at a combined rate of 300,000 rounds per minute. Twenty missile batteries, each rocket packs a punch of more than 1,000 tons of TNT. It can fire ripper-lasers with a six-pronged attack, and they can cut through pure neutronium. Eight arms which can wield anything from swords, chainsaws, sawblades, spears, claws, drills and plungers. It’s tricked out with multiple layers of vibranium armor plating which can repel a nuclear blast even without the special enchantments which let it drive straight through a black hole and survive! Plus,” a small door opened up on the side, and two arms came out, one holing a cup and the other a kettle, “onboard tea maker for prolonged missions!”
“Looks and certainly sounds impressive,” I commented, “but what does this have to do with fusing Personas?”
“Nothing,” Rika said bluntly, “‘cause it’s also my main ride.” She snapped her fingers, causing the tank to brandish a cannon which shot out two objects. Landing behind me, they first resembled large, metal balls before unfolding and deploying into turrets with very thin, rectangular gun ports. “These babies, on the other hand, can fuse your Personas better than any other method! Just turn ‘em into cards, load ‘em up, and BAM! New Persona born, just like that! They’ll even tell you the possible fusions from the ones you’ve got on you! Pick which skills the new Persona will keep from the ones you used to make it! No fuss, almost no chance of an accident… hehe.”
“Almost?” I asked, warily.
“Well, you can’t eliminate all risk, you know,” Rika grinned. “Now, why don’t you give it a try? Just walk right up to one and throw a Persona in there!”
“Okay…” I had no idea how this was supposed to work. So I just walked up to one cannon, which lighted up as I got near. Then, a projection came out, seemingly from myself, showing all the Personas I had gathered so far: Pixie, Slime, and Jack ‘o Lantern, each on a tarot card with their corresponding Arcana on it.
“Slick, huh?” Rika remarked. “You can literally just drag and drop one onto the machine and it’ll take it in.”
“Alright... what about Bond?”
“Oh, him? That your initial Persona? Yeah, you can’t fuse him away,” Rika said. “That’s ‘cause he was born from your shadow, so naturally he’s inseparable from your heart and grows alongside you more, unlike the others. But the rest of ‘em, fuse ‘em how you like!”
Interesting, I thought. So Bond followed different rules than all the other Personas. Perhaps the same was true of Robin Hood and Loki, if I still had them. I thought Pixie was the weakest link of the three options, so I put her into the machine, which glowed blue as a result.
“Excellent! Now, go to the second cannon,” Rika instructed. I did as I was told, approaching the other cannon and being presented with Slime and Jack ‘o Lantern.
“Oh yeah, one more thing before you throw a second one in there,” Rika cautioned. “The safety mechanism won’t let you fuse anything higher than your current level of power. That’s cause powerful Personas have a tendency to, well, possess their owners if they’re stronger than the person tryin’ to wield them, especially if there’s a really big power gap. But don’t take my word for it; if you run into this gal’s sister Elizabeth she’ll tell you all about what it’s like to be possessed by a Persona.”
I jumped back. “Wait, so a Persona can actually-”
“Yep, but like I said, this machine won’t let that happen,” Rika said. “If you try, it’ll just stop you. Now then, throw a second one in there!”
After some hesitation, I threw Slime in, since I thought it rather ugly. Soon after, a screen flared to life on the cannon, showing a picture of a Makami and its arcana, Temperance. A green checkmark let me know I could fuse it.
“OK, cool, so that’s the form the fusion should take,” Rika explained. “Now, under the Persona should be a list of skills it’ll come with upon fusion. On the right side, all the skills the two reagents have, and the system will let you import some of them onto the new Persona. And, there’s a final twist. Lavenza, you explain it. It’ll make more sense coming from you.”
“Understood,” Lavenza nodded. She brandished a scroll, which unfurled into a list of the twenty-two major Arcana. Next to some of them were names, and next to those names either one or two stars.
“As I explained before, forming bonds is an integral part of your journey. Forming deals with various people you meet in your daily life and deepening them will empower your own soul as well as theirs. You have already formed some bonds, but they are still weak: you must continue to deepen your connection to them, and stake out new relationships as well.”
I eyed the list, and realized the names matched up with other people I had met in Gensokyo so far. Most intriguing of all, though, was who filled the “Fool” slot: Ren Amamiya, a.k.a. Joker, a.k.a. the object of my envy, hatred, admiration and respect at the same time, the man who had nothing and yet everything, the one I looked down upon and yet still felt inadequate in comparison… I did form a deal with him, which according to Igor let me enter this place, so I guess it made sense. Even so, how could I deepen my bond with someone I no longer had contact with?
I shook my head. I could ask that question later. “I see,” I said. “Then, I’ll do my best.”
“Y’know there’s another benefit in for you if you keep up with your drinkin’ buddies,” Rika shouted. “The stronger your bond with a person, the more power a Persona of their arcana is born with, and they’ll gain extra abilities, too!”
“But didn’t you say that was dangerous?” I said back.
“Er… yeah, good question, actually. After you fuse ‘em, they’re loyal to you, no matter what. It’s only if their base power is higher than yours that trouble happens. So, feel free to load ‘em up with power, and crush everything in your way!”
“I see.” After confirming the fusion, I was instructed to step back, and after I did, the cannons began a countdown, before firing blue energy spheres which collided with each other, drawing in white lights before the new Persona materialized.
“Me Makami. Me become your mask and howl at enemies!” It then got sucked into my mask. Process complete.
“Whaddya think? Impressive, innit?” Rika asked excitedly.
I still wasn’t too sure what to make of what had just happened. Why a Pixie and a Slime, of all things, fused to make a Makami. I thought I knew all there was to know about the Metaverse, but now it seemed the more time went by, I understood the place even less.
“Er… what now?” I asked awkwardly.
Igor chuckled. “What you have just done is discard two old paths to tread a new one. With this new possibility comes new power.”
“Personas you fuse are stronger than the ones you find out in the wild,” Rika said, “but on the other hand, you gotta get fusion fodder from somewhere.”
“There is another service we offer as well,” Lavenza added. She brandished the large tome she carried. “This is the compendium. It contains entries for all the Personas you have obtained. I can resummon any Persona you have realized from this tome… for a fee in yen, of course.”
I jumped back. “Wait, you mean, I have to pay money?! What do you even use it for??”
“Even the Velvet Room requires funds to maintain itself,” Lavenza shrugged.
“Plus, I don’t work for free,” Rika bellowed. “I got parts to buy for my tanks, food, tea, power and rent - Shinki isn’t exactly the most forgiving landlord. But don’t worry, those shadows are money pinatas and you know it! So just mug ‘em for cash or something and you’ll be fine.”
“Indeed,” said Igor. “Recruit shadows to your side, then bring them here to create stronger and stronger Personas.” He chuckled again. “I look forward to your coming endeavors.”
Lavenza bowed again. “You may be dismissed to continue your fortress infiltration.”
“My appreciation,” I bowed back, walking toward the exit. Before I did, however, Rika ran up to me and tapped my shoulder.
“Oh, uh, one more thing,” she asked.
“What is it?”
“Well, this is more of a personal request than anything having to do with your mission or whatever. Truth is,” she crossed her legs, “despite what I said back there about the fusion tanks, I kinda rushed ‘em through because of how sudden the request was. Which means I’m still workin’ out all the kinks. So if you could, I’d like your help in makin’ them even better by fusing Personas with certain specifications.”
“I see,” I smirked. “So why did you lie about their effectiveness?”
“I didn’t lie!” she snapped back. “It’s just, ah… me and Lavenza go back a ways and she gives me shit if I make myself look weak. So, will you help me out, please?”
“Well, I’ll consider it if there’s anything in it for me,” I said slyly.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make it up to you if you help me out,” Rika promised.
“Alright… well, what do you want me to do?”
Rika took out a list, and pointed at an item. “To start, I want to see a Jack Frost! Oh, but it can’t be just any Jack Frost, it’s gotta know Mabufu too!”
Jack Frost with Mabufu… I barely knew how to fuse Personas, so it seemed tricky for a beginner like me to do. Nonetheless, this sounded like a useful deal, so I said, “I’ll look far and wide for one.”
“You don’t have to comb the entire Metaverse to find one, you’re free to fuse it right here in the Velvet Room if you need to! Actually, every item on my list is something that can only exist by fusing it, except maybe that Jack Frost. What I’m saying is, don’t be afraid to experiment!”
“Understood,” I nodded. “I shall see you again soon.”
“If you wanna succeed, you’ll be comin’ here a lot!” Rika shouted as I left.
Just outside, the Palace appeared in the distance, and Marisa came up to me.
“Dude, you alright? You were just standin’ there like a Jizo.”
...oh. I guess my comrades only saw me standing where the Velvet Room entrance would be. I shrugged, “ah, sorry, I was just reflecting on some things.”
“Well, don’t forget you’re the reason we’re here, now let’s go!”
“Indeed.” And so, I led the charge into the Palace, me and my comrades.
Chapter 10: Ultimate Truth
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Once back inside the palace, we made our way back out into the courtyard, hiding out of sight of the guards patrolling the foot of the hill bearing the cherry tree, whose branches reached high into the dimly-lit sky.
“So you think the cherry tree is where our target is?” Marisa whispered.
“I’m almost certain,” I replied, “which is why we need to find a way to get inside.”
We examined the tree once again. Getting inside to its heart seemed a daunting challenge: not only did strong-looking shadow guards patrol its base, but there was no obvious way up into the tree, such as stairs. Our mission, then, was to either find or create a way.
“Damn, if only we could fly,” Marisa grumbled. “That’d make things a lot easier. We could just swoop in, scoop up the treasure and go.”
“It’s not that simple,” I explained, “but I’ll get to that later. Right now, we need to find some clues on how to get in.” I looked toward the south castle. “I propose we head back inside and investigate the upper floors. We may be able to find clues there. Then, we should head over to the other side of the palace and do the same in the north castle.”
Everyone else silently agreed, so we warped to the other safe room and began making our way up. Along the way, there were, of course, more shadow guards, which we took out one-by-one. I also expanded my Persona collection a bit, adding a Silky, a Hua Po and an Incubus; as we went along, I also had the idea of briefly visiting the Velvet Room each time we found a safe room so that I could potentially fuse these into other, stronger Personas, helped by the fact that a shortcut to the Velvet Room was present in the safe rooms as well. Needless to say, all my teammates were confused as to why I stood in the corner expressionless for a few moments, then in the next battle whip out an Empusa out of nowhere to blast the enemies with electric attacks. It seemed a simple process: recruit weak shadows as Personas, then fuse them into stronger ones so I had enough room in my heart to take on more shadows, repeating the process until I had all that the palace had to offer. I found if I did this the shadows, while not always peaceful, tended to accept negotiations and requests for loot and items more readily, and would sometimes surrender without a fight.
We eventually managed to tear our way to the top floor of the castle. So far, we had found lots of cash and treasure we could pawn off, but no leads.
“Gah, what’s the point of doing this?” Marisa complained. “We haven’t found hardly anything!”
“It’s good practice to thoroughly pick through a palace so we don’t miss anything,” I reminded her. “You of all people should realize that.”
“Yeah, Starburst, what’s a thief who doesn’t look through everything there is to steal?” Reimu jabbed. “Besides, he’s right: we have to go through every nook and cranny if we’re going to find a way inside the cherry tree. It’s just like most incidents we solve: we have to go around asking people about the incident until we finally find someone who can point us in the right direction.”
“Then we beat them up,” Marisa smiled.
“Right, and then we beat them up.”
“Why do you say that so matter-of-fact??” I asked, a bit shocked.
“Spell Card Duels are practically equivalent to a handshake around here,” Reimu shrugged. “It’s just what we do.”
“I’ve heard people in Scotland greet each other by punching each other in the face and-” Marisa started to say, before Youmu held her hand up.
“Shhhh.” Youmu quieted us. “Do you hear that?”
“Hear... what?” I asked. I listened carefully, and that’s when I heard it: faint, echoey whispers, in Yuyuko’s voice, seemingly coming from down a corridor.
“What is that?” Reimu wondered.
“Yuyuko… sama?” Youmu rushed down the hall, and the rest of us followed. We encountered a gap in the floor whose bottom was lined with skeletons, dried blood and rotten food, and on the other side the hallway was noticeably more derelict, with holes in the walls and scratched-up old wood flooring. We held our noses, made the jump and rounded the corner, where we were met with a door covered in vines made of cherry blossom petals; the voices also got more intense as we approached.
“Whoa… what’s up with that door?” said Marisa. And as we got closer, I tried to make out the voices:
“...must have more… never enough… I’ll just send Youmu-chan… I have to control this place… it’s all I have left… those bastards who took everything from me… why couldn’t I have been a normal girl… why did I have to have that power… why did I have to kill myself…”
Youmu seemed anxious. “These voices… are these all Yuyuko-sama’s thoughts?”
I smirked. “No doubt about it.” I brandished my knife and cut the vines, before pushing the door open. Inside was a black room, whose floor was covered in flower petals. And in the middle: a twisting root-like structure, on top of which a potato-shaped brown skull with red eyes sat perched.
“What the hell is that thing?!” Marisa shouted, pointing at it.
I went over to it and picked it up, which caused the voices to cease. I examined it, and grinned.
“This is one of Yuyuko’s Will Seeds,” I told them.
“A ‘Will Seed?’” Reimu wondered. “I don’t understand.”
“This Palace represents her warped desires,” I explained to them. “In essence, it represents the state of her mind. It therefore makes sense that there are moments, events, thoughts and memories that she would banish to distant corners and try to consciously suppress, because she denies having any distortion, but her subconscious tells a different tale. These all congeal into various ‘Will Seeds’ scattered throughout the palace.” I handed it off to each of them, letting them look at it and feel it.
“Hmmm,” Reimu thought. “I can feel so many negative emotions coming from it. Hate, fear, anger, despair, obsession…”
“Yuyuko-sama…” Youmu tearfully mumbled. After a quiet moment, she stood up, clenched her fist, and looked straight forward. “I will save you. I swore to protect you.”
Marisa took the Will Seed before sucking it up into her bag-gun. “Geez, this thing is really creepy. I’ve worked with Mandrakes less scary than this. And you say there’s more?”
“Yes,” I said. “From my experience, most palaces have three or so Will Seeds. It would be wise for us to find the others. I suspect it would have a beneficial effect on Yuyuko’s cognition if we were to collect them all.”
“But where would they be?” Reimu wondered.
“We should make our way to the opposite castle,” I suggested. “We’ve covered every last bit of this one, so it’s only natural for us to press onward.”
“And we couldn’t find any clues on how to get into the cherry tree here,” Marisa said. “Perhaps we’ll have better luck over there. Maybe find another map.”
“Exactly.” We exited the room, only to be met with violent shaking which rocked the entire castle, as if there had been an earthquake, before stopping after a few seconds.
“Whoa, what the hell?!” Marisa yelled. We rushed over to a nearby window to see if anything had changed, when Youmu pointed out, “hey, look at the cherry tree!” We looked at the tree, and saw it had changed: the branches had shifted positions, and some stone spires had grown up around it.
“Interesting… I wonder if us taking the Will Seed caused that.”
“Why do you think that?” Youmu asked.
“Well, it would seem odd otherwise for the tremble to have occurred exactly as we left that room,” I said. “Which only reinforces my theory that collecting the Will Seeds would affect her cognition in ways which we want.”
We looked at the cherry tree again, and the changes which had been effected by the quake. Some of the shadow guards scattered about and inspected it, but otherwise retained their patrol positions. It was still unsafe to approach the tree directly, but perhaps if we collected more of the seeds it would make it easier to approach.
“So basically, that’s our in,” Marisa said. “We find the other Will Seeds, and if you’re right about what you said that could let us get into the cherry tree.”
I smiled. “You catch on quite quick,” I complimented. “Now then, why don’t we get moving?”
Since the courtyard was unsafe to try and cross due to there being no cover and a large stream running through it, we decided to make our way over to the other castle via the parapets encircling the perimeter. The entrances to these were on opposite ends of the third floor, with a Safe Room located right between them. We made our way there, and discussed our plan.
“So, which one should we cross? Left or right?” Marisa threw out.
I raised my hand and suggested “both of them.”
“Eh?” Marisa wondered. “Both? How and why?”
“Remember what I said about leaving no stone unturned in the Palace?” I said. “We’ve already found everything in this castle, so there’s no reason to come back. Furthermore, we want to end this infiltration as quickly as possible, so doubling back onto the other parapet needlessly is something we need to avoid. If we split up into two pairs and go down each parapet, we can quickly scour both simultaneously for any clues and then converge once we reach the other castle.”
“But what if we’re attacked by powerful guards?” Reimu asked.
“I doubt that will be a concern if we remain careful,” I answered. “So far, we’ve been good about keeping the security level down, and aside from a couple strong guards here and there we’ve mostly only run into weaklings. All of Yuyuko’s strongest and highest-ranked shadows are patrolling the area around the tree, and if this is like a real castle the parapets and watchtowers likely only contain low-ranking sentries. I think even two people would be enough to overcome any shadows we encounter.”
Marisa nodded. “Okay, seems like a good enough plan. Now, how should we pair up?”
I thought for a moment, then suggested “I don’t think it would be wise for one pair to lack a healer, so me and Starburst should not go together.”
“In that case, I think me and Starburst should go down the right castle wall,” Reimu said.
“Then I’ll take Fury with me down the left,” I nodded. Now that we had agreed on a plan, we left the safe room, paired up and went our separate ways. Me and Youmu found the door out to the left parapet, took out the Makami standing guard, and started making our way across.
As we crossed the parapet, we stayed low to avoid detection from the powerful shadows patrolling the courtyard down below, some banded together in large groups. There weren’t many shadows on the parapet, and so far all of them were weaklings like Mandrakes. The wall itself, however, was very long, at least a kilometer, and the view of the cherry tree from here truly reinforced just how colossal it was; according to Youmu, it was exactly the same size as the Saigyou Ayakashi tree it was based on.
We soon reached the west tower. Up top, a shadow guard stood watch. I suggested we head up and go take it out, and Youmu agreed. Running up the spiral steps up to the top, we crept up to the shadow, and once we were sure it hadn’t yet noticed us, I jumped, ripped off its mask and got ready to go for the kill.
“Hey, don’t hurt me!” the Cait Sith pleaded.
“Sorry, but we can’t allow for any witnesses,” said coldly, reaching for my pistol, before I felt a tap on my shoulder.
“Let me handle it,” Youmu said.
“...alright, show me what you can do.” I let her in front of me, where she, in a flash, brandished her sword, slashed the shadow, and sheathed it again just as quickly; the shadow then dissolved into black mist.
“Impressive, Fury,” I applauded.
“Tch,” she grunted. “It wasn’t worthy of that cutlass it swung around… hmm?” She looked at the ground, and saw the shadow had dropped a red disk. Picking it up, she inspected it. “I wonder what this is?”
“Must be something important, if it was holding on to it. Now then, let’s move on.” We continued on along the parapet toward the other castle. As we did, I thought about Youmu’s action, and how despite them losing their real-world magical powers the nature of the Metaverse gave us all a form of superpowers to compensate. Such as how Youmu, in all likelihood, was a far more capable samurai here than she was in the real world even with her boasting. When I was with the Thieves, Yusuke wielded his sword like a professional despite being a painter with no training; I could only imagine the degree to which Youmu’s skills had been amplified, or to what extent it affected Reimu and Marisa’s abilities.
As we approached the other castle, it became apparent that it was, in fact, much larger than it seemed from a distance: it had another floor on the first castle, and a wider base. When we shot the lock off the door and made our way inside, we found ourselves in a side hallway overlooking a grandiose foyer with portraits of Yuyuko and murals full of cherry blossom petals everywhere.
“This place is huge…” Youmu observed.
“Indeed, it’s clearly much different than the castle we first entered. This must be the main structure of the palace, then.”
We made our way down the hallway to try and quickly meet back up with Reimu and Marisa. We eventually discovered the entrance to the opposite parapet, through which the other two rushed in.
“Sorry to keep you waitin’,” Marisa apologized. “We tried to skip the tower, but got stopped by two dudes who jumped off the top and wanted to spear us.”
“Geh,” I sighed, “that must have raised the security level, too. I told you to be cautious, and now we’ll have to be more careful as there may be stronger guards patrolling the area now.”
“Ehehe, sorry ‘bout that. By the way,” she pulled her bag gun and unloaded a blue disk, similar to our red one, “they dropped this after we beat ‘em. You guys find anything like this?”
“As a matter of fact, we did.” I pulled out the red disk and showed it to her.
“Wonder what these are…” she wondered. “Must be important if the guards were hangin’ onto them.”
“I’m sure we’ll find their purpose as long as we keep going. Now then, let’s scour this castle. We still have more Will Seeds to find.”
“Alright then, should we head up first?” Marisa asked.
“We don’t know where they could be, so we should search the whole castle. I’m not opposed to heading up first. You two?”
Reimu and Youmu nodded.
“Then it’s settled. Let’s go up.”
While this castle of course had hallways, it wasn’t the endless maze of random rooms that the previous one was. This one, it was obvious, was intended to be the home of a queen, with gold support beams, a lavish banquet hall with two conveyor belts running past an oversized, larger-than-life throne at the head of the table, and behind it, a kitchen stocked to the brim with meat, fish, cheese, fruits, vegetables, and sacks upon sacks upon burlap sacks of grains, flour, dried beans, and rice, with no shortage of shadow guards in between to have to silence. Even the shadow guards had notable differences from the ones in the other castle, seeming more like staff at a classy hotel than the samurai-armored ones we had been fighting up to this point, although gold-plated samurai guards were found watching critical areas as well and contained Archangel and Eligor shadows who gave us no shortage of grief. It also had few shadows in common with the other castle, consisting mainly of Cait Siths, Mandrakes, Angels and Succubi.
One thing we also noted was a total lack of safe rooms compared to the previous castle, which was filled with them. Once we reached a reasonably safe spot to catch our breath, we took a moment to take stock of our situation.
“Huff… huff… this place doesn’t let up!” Reimu said.
“Man, all this gold, all this glitter, all this grandiose stuff, and not a single safe room,” Marisa complained. “It’s like she doesn’t care about her guests at all.”
Youmu, meanwhile, just stood there silently, taking in the rich sights of the castle. I could tell, just by looking at her, that she was appalled by the hedonism and conspicuous consumption reflected in her master’s heart.
“Safe rooms represent weak spots in the palace ruler’s distortion. This area must represent a place Yuyuko feels like she has near-total control over, especially compared to the other castle. But… I wonder why that is…”
“The safe rooms would sometimes turn into a bedroom,” Youmu suddenly said. “And… I realized something…”
“Oh?” I wondered.
“...that’s MY room.”
…!
“...oh, that makes sense!” Marisa exclaimed. “No wonder I felt like I’d been in there before!”
“Your room… well, that certainly would be a place Yuyuko’s distortion would be weaker, the one place you can get away from her and feel safe. The only place you can really call yours…” I mused.
“My room is in a guardhouse away from the main shrine,” Youmu explained. “A lot of rooms and hallways in that other castle reminded me of rooms in the guardhouse and the decorations on some of the walls, just repeated a bunch of times. It’s also the closest structure to the gap that leads to the shrine path.”
I thought about what Youmu had said, and tried to crunch together an answer in my head. I came up with one, which I explained to them. “I see… so that other castle is actually a representation of Youmu’s guardhouse, while this castle reflects how Yuyuko sees the main shrine, and Hakugyokurou as a whole. The distortion around the guardhouse, then, is weaker than everywhere else, and as a result is the only place to have safe rooms.”
“There’s another thing, as well.” She pointed to a window behind us, which faced the front of the castle. There, we could see a legion of guards posted in the wide forum in front of it, with a vast meadow of spider lilies stretching out into the expanse. “Normally, the way you reach this place from the world of the living is to head along the Road of Reconsideration, which passes near the Sanzu River, is infested with evil spirits, and is also home to a weak spot in the Hakurei Border that items and people sometimes fall through.”
“Kourin goes there a lot to find stuff to sell in his shop,” Marisa added.
“Yes, and at the end of it is Muenzuka, which is a meadow of spider lilies which is likewise crawling with evil spirits. That’s where the entrance to the Netherworld is located, and it’s also the way Yuyuko-sama uses. She never goes through that portal; I’m its only user. I requested it specifically so I had a shortcut to go shopping in the village, and also to avoid all the evil spirits”
“But didn’t you say your sword could cut through evil spirits?” I asked.
Youmu took a couple steps back. “T-t-that’s… w-well…”
“This big baby’s afraid of ghosts!” Marisa laughed, slapping Youmu’s back. “And she’s half-ghost herself! Can ‘ya believe that?!”
“Who are you calling a big baby???” Youmu hissed and glared.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn’t mean that to offend you or-”
“INTRUDERS!!!”
We jolted around and saw a guard staring right at us. “Shit,” I said, “we’ve been spotted!” I got out my knife. “We have no choice. Are you all ready to fight?” They all drew their weapons, and we assumed formation as the guard turned into a lone Jack Frost.
“I’m gonna give all of you a bad time, ho!” it declared.
“Over my dead body,” Reimu sneered rushing forward to attack it, but as she swung her gohei it jumped up in the air, caught an overhead pipe and spun around, before letting go and flipping on top of a bust of Yuyuko.
“I’m not some ordinary fat schmuck, ho! I do a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups and a ten-kilometer run each day!” It then raised its hand and let out a blast of cold energy which swept in all directions.
“Shit!” Thinking quickly, I switched to Empusa to tank the attack, Marisa ducked and Youmu dashed aside with the attack grazing her outfit. Reimu tried to defend, but was hit and knocked down.
“EEYEAAA!!” She cried out, falling down onto the floor and with bits of ice on her wings.
"SERAPH!” Marisa shouted rushing to her aid. Meanwhile, the Jack Frost jumped back onto the floor, pounding its fists.
“Time to finish you off! Super Jack-Attack Ho!” It leaped into the air, wound up a punch and got ready to strike her. At exactly that moment, though, Reimu snapped out of it and retaliated with a kick, knocking the Jack Frost back and causing it to stagger when it landed.
“Uuuhhh…” Marisa helped her up, and once back on her feet she glared at the snowman. “Alright, guess it’s time to play dirty.” She summoned her Persona, and cast out an odd, purple wave which hit the Jack Frost’s head. Instantly, it had an effect, and it started acting erratically.
“Huh? Wha?? Where am I? Who am I, ho??”
Marisa looked at Reimu. “What the heck did you do to it?”
“Made it drunk,” Reimu said flatly. “I figured out how to do it when we were downstairs in the kitchen.”
Ah, yes, I remembered now: Pulinpa, one of the most underhanded moves in existence, and one I was at the receiving end of time and time again while making my way to targets. Anything hit by it was rendered confused as to why they were there, why they were fighting, and in some cases who they were. The Jack Frost was now completely vulnerable, and could be easily finished off…
...until I remembered the attack it used. A cold wave that hit everyone.
It used Mabufu.
It was a Jack Frost with Mabufu, exactly what Rika had asked for.
“Allow me,” I announced. “I’d like to have a chat with this one.”
“Go right ahead,” Reimu said. “We’re right here when you want us to strike.”
“That won’t be necessary,” I said. “I merely wish to negotiate.”
“Negotiate?!” Marisa exclaimed. “But it knocked down Seraph!”
“And it doesn’t look like it really can negotiate right now,” Reimu said.
“That’s exactly why. Observe.” I turned over to the Jack Frost. “I want you to lend me your power.”
It took a moment for it to register what I said. “Why, ho? Do I owe you money?”
“Yes, lots of money,” I smiled.
“Then take this!” It threw 3000 yen at me. “That enough?”
“Almost, but you’ll have to work the rest of it off I’m afraid. If you give me your power now, your debt will be gone just like that!”
“What do I owe you for anyway, ho?”
“I loaned you money so that you could buy a Yuyuko dakimakura,” I smirked.
“WHAT THE?! HOW DARE YOU-” Youmu shouted.
“Oh shit, oh shit, ho!” It was panicking now. “Now I blew it! That crazy bitch is gonna kill me! Save me! I’ll give you all the power you want, ho!”
“I would greatly appreciate it,” I smiled. And thus, it turned into a mask, which got sucked into mine. Immediately after, I felt a strong hand grip my shoulder.
“How could you disgrace Yuyuko-sama like that?!?” she screamed at me.
“It was effective, though, wasn’t it? I got exactly my intended result.”
“But still!” Youmu shouted, shaking me like a ragdoll. “We’re here to change her heart, not make her out to be some slut!!”
“Honestly, I’ve seen and done worse,” Marisa commented. “There was that time a million years ago at the mansion when Flan had me cornered and I tried to set her up with Reimu, but she said she wanted to play with me instead, if ‘ya all get what I’m gettin’ at.”
I sighed. “Can we not talk about lewd subjects right now? We’re still in a dangerous spot and we need to keep moving.” I went toward a nearby doorway and motioned the three to follow me through.
We worked our way through the remaining floors before reaching the top, but there was still no clear sign of another Will Seed, even after checking all the rooms up there.
“No good?” Marisa asked.
“Seems like it,” I nodded. “Most likely it’s on one of the lower floors.”
Everyone else groaned. “So we gotta go all the way back down???” Marisa complained.
“Unfortunately,” I answered. “There’s just no way of knowing where are target is, which is why I keep saying we have to thoroughly search the entire-”
As I was speaking, I threw open one last door, behind which was a room with a sole, sparkling, locked treasure chest on a table in the middle.
“Oh?” Marisa smiled, and inched forward. “Oh? Ohohohoho! Looky here, a treasure chest, and it’s got my name written all over it!”
“Wha- hold on!” Reimu said reaching out. “That’s gotta be a trap!”
“Actually, most likely not,” I told her. “Most palaces have treasure chests like this one, often placed in random rooms and areas. That we haven’t seen one up to this point is, if anything, an anomaly.”
Marisa fiddled around with the lock. “Hmm, this thing’s pretty hefty, so I’m prolly not kicking it off. Hey Serpah, can I borrow your sealing powers for a-”
Reimu flipped up her mask to reveal somewhat sad-looking eyes.
“Oh… right, can’t use ‘em here, I forgot.” Marisa stood up. “Well, in that case, time for Plan B!” She reached into her outfit, and pulled out a crowbar from… somewhere. “Found this thing at Kourin’s several years ago. Really comes in handy for my thief- er, ingredient-gathering outings!” She put the crowbar on the lock, and after a couple tries, managed to pop it off.
“Alright, sweet!” Marisa exclaimed. “Now then, come to momma!” Carefully, she creaked open the chest, probably expecting large amounts of riches inside of it, or perhaps a power elixir of some kind, while the rest of us rushed into the room to see what was inside.
But instead of gold or jewelry, inside the chest were things more immediately useful to our mission: weapons. Marisa pulled out a pair of knife gloves, which seemed sharper and stronger than the ones she currently used.
“Whoa, look at this!” She said, showing it off. “These look pretty good! Can I try these on?”
“Be my guest,” I nodded as I pulled a small kukri out of the chest. Also in the chest were a small, pink band with a cherry blossom silhouette on it, as well as the hilt to a katana. Reimu guessed that the band was an attachment for her gohei and, after replacing the Frost Band with it, waved it around, causing it to scatter pink petals. The hilt, as it turned out, could be applied to Youmu’s Roukanken, causing the blade to transform slightly.
“Hmmm…” Youmu inspected the new blade. “It would seem Roukanken has turned into a gunto.” She swung it around. “Feels lighter and sharper than before.” She then turned to me. “This… won’t change how it’s like outside the palace, will it?”
“I don’t think it will,” Reimu said. “When we left here yesterday, that Frost Band stayed on my gohei, but it didn’t affect its properties at all.”
“I agree, it should turn back to normal upon exiting the palace, the same as our outfits,” I told Youmu. “Effects in the cognitive world usually dissipate upon returning to reality, although physical items can be removed from here.”
Youmu inspected her blade once more. “Well… as long as you say so. I’m holding you responsible if you’re wrong. This IS my family’s ancestral blade, and I would dare not sully or weaken it in any way, nor allow anyone else to do so.”
“You have my word,” I assured her. I turned toward the door. “Now then, let’s get moving and head down-”
Then the floor around the chest, and under us, dropped open into a dark, deep pit.
We stood there, on top of nothing, for an awkward moment, and stared at one another.
“Say,” Marisa asked Reimu. “Isn’t there a trope in old cartoons where the characters don’t fall until they realize there’s nothing under them?”
“I don’t know,” Reimu said, “Sanae’s a much better person than me to ask. I barely know anything about stuff more recent than the 60’s.”
“Eh, point taken. You’ve never been ‘hip to the times,’ as she often says.”
And then we fell down.
At the bottom, we fell right on top of a pile of rice bags, which softened the blow somewhat but still hurt considerably when we impacted it.
Marisa was the first one to get back up, groaning and fixing her back. “Gaaaah… I think I cracked my ass.”
Youmu jolted up, “oh, shoot! I hope I didn’t crack mine!”
“Isn’t it supposed to be cracked, though?” Reimu snarked.
“Well, no, but - WHA-WHAT???” Youmu blushed so hard her entire face turned beet-red. “You-you’re a shrine maiden! You’re not supposed to be so crass!”
I’m surrounded by idiots, I thought as the other two giggled like schoolgirls at Youmu’s expense. That’s when we heard a cackling voice off to the side, revealed to be a shadow’s.
“I got you, you idiot thieves!” it boasted. “I put that treasure chest up there to distract and catch intruders in Yuyuko’s domain! She’s gonna promote me for sure!”
The shadow kept going on and on about how awesome it was and how it was going to execute us in front of Yuyuko. My eyes wandered to the left, where I noticed a large, conspicuous gap between the bar and the wall, which we could easily pass through. While the shadow was distracted by its own gloating, I got up, put my spine and jaw back in place and made my way through. The others saw me doing this and followed suit.
“Yeah, and I’m gonna get a fatass paycheck, livin’ offa tenderloin steak for the rest of my life and -” It turned around and looked straight into my glaring red eyes, and in an instant it turned into a statue. I then swiftly ripped off its mask and kicked it in the gut back into a wall of pickle jars, causing them to fall on top of it and shatter. Moments later, glass shards flew in all directions as an Abaddon emerged and roared.
“Oh, oooohhh, y’all think yer all so smart, eh? Well, I got some news for ‘ya twerps! I’m gonna scoop all y’all up in one bite and eat ya alive!”
I fixed my collar. “You know, you’d seem like more of a threat if you could actually build a cage to keep things in,” I smirked. “I believe even a grade school kid could handle that.”
“GRAAAH! NOW YER GONNA GET IT!” it bellowed.
Reimu studied our opponent for a moment. “Look at that huge mouth,” she said. “It’ll just eat us up if we try to get close and hit it with our weapons.”
“Then we’ll just have to keep our distance and hit it with magic,” I said. I turned to Youmu. “It might be difficult for you to take this one on since you can’t use your sword.”
But Youmu stood stoic and summoned her Persona. “Then I’ll just have to give someone else a bit of my power.” She and Hiroari pointed at Marisa, who was briefly surrounded by a red aura. “Use your energy ball attack,” she said.
“Oh, uhhh… okay!” Marisa then summoned her own Persona and fired off Frei, which hit the Abaddon noticeably harder than usual, and not just because the Abyssal King of Avarice was weak to the attack - it had a Tarukaja behind it as well.
“WHOA! That had to hurt!” Marisa exclaimed. We all wasted no time surrounding it, and after a single All-Out Attack it was done for.
“What WAS that?!” Marisa excitedly asked Youmu. “Whatever that was, it made me real strong or somethin’!”
“That must have been Tarukaja,” I said. “It’s a spell that temporarily makes its target stronger. There’s other spells like it with other effects, including ones that make the target weaker.”
“...so it ain’t permanent?”
“I’m afraid not.”
Marisa shook her arms. “Eh, well, still, that’s a useful trick to have around! Don’t forget to use it when you can, ‘specially ‘round big, scary things like that guy!”
“You should focus on improving your own technique,” Youmu retorted. “I was merely assisting you in taking down a common foe.”
“Ah, loosen up! We’re all teammates here! Now, let’s keep goin’!”
It was clear that we were somewhere in the castle’s basement. We needed to find a way out, and at the same time look for any treasure laying around, including Will Seeds. It didn’t take long: not far past the cage was a vent near the floor through which more whispers could be heard. We crawled through the vent, and indeed the room with the Green Will Seed was on the other side. And once again, after we claimed it a quake rattled through the basement’s walls. When we exited the vent, a peculiar sight lay ahead of us: a rippling door belonging to a Safe Room.
“Was that there before?” Marisa asked.
“I don’t think so…” We decided to go inside, and it looked like a typical safe room. Unlike most of the previous ones, though, there was no Velvet Room shortcut here.
“Wonder why this appeared all of a sudden…”
“It must be due to the Will Seed we just took,” I said. “It seems every time we claim a Will Seed the distortion weakens, as we take the cores of the distorted desires themselves. Taking that second Will Seed must have weakened the distortion enough to allow safe rooms to start appearing in this castle. It would be interesting to see how Yuyuko is currently acting in the real world.”
“Um… we’re not harming Yuyuko-sama right now, are we?” Youmu nervously asked.
“Like I said, she would only die if her shadow here were killed. As long as we avoid doing that, she will be fine. All we’re doing is removing the distortion from her heart, this garish place which is how she views the world around her. That is what you wish, is it not?”
Youmu nodded. “I… I want to help Yuyuko-sama.”
“Then commit to it,” I said sternly. “If you waver now, you may never get another chance to free yourself from her twisted and distorted control. Now then,” I turned toward the door back outside, “let’s continue our infiltration.”
It took a few minutes to find a way back up to the ground floor of the castle. We were careful to avoid the guards out in the foyer, and made our way to the back door out toward the courtyard. There were two holes in the door, which we realized the discs we picked up earlier fit into. Placing the discs into the holes unlocked the door, allowing us to go outside. After some deliberation, we decided there was nothing of value left in the castle, so we headed out. Back on the parapet, I saw that this half of the central courtyard hosted an arena of some sort. I wanted to investigate it, of course, because of how out of place it seemed.
Once we opened the doors, we could see more changes to the central cherry tree: the branches were open even more than before, and more stone pinnacles surrounding it; the existing ones from before were all taller as well. There was no doubt that if we found at least one more Will Seed, we could open a route into the heart of the tree itself.
The courtyard didn’t have much in the way of cover, not that it mattered due to a distinct lack of enemies. We had cleared out the watchtowers, but I understood there was still the threat of snipers watching over the wide area, so we made sure to stay in the shadows as much as possible, dashing between stones and wooden posts on our way toward the stadium.
Finally, we made it through the stadium gates, and proceeded through the wide, desolate space toward the tree, not really sure where we were going or what we were hoping to accomplish.
“You think we’re being set up?” Marisa whispered.
“Possibly,” I replied. “We should keep our guard up, just in case.” We brandished our weapons and stayed huddled together, on the lookout for any threats waiting to pounce on us, such as an ambush by a large group of shadow guards.
“So you have finally come,” came a voice.
“Who was that?!?” All of us were spooked, and looked around to find where the voice came from. I looked up, and on top of the opposite stadium entrance was a skeleton dressed in a matador costume and holding a crimson capote.
“You have done well to come this far,” he said. “Lady Saigyouji has little patience for thieves, but she has been greatly amused by your feats.” He crouched, then jumped down onto the ground in front of us. “Alas, I have already determined you unworthy of the two Will Seeds you have acquired. Because you fight without honor, without reason. You only fight as a means to ‘disappear’ anyone in your way, and brawl without style, form or grace. Therefore, I cannot permit you to have this.” A cage opened up above him, which contained the last, blue Will Seed. “But, I doubt you will consider my words, and try to claim it nonetheless. Because of this…”
The Matador then swooshed his capote, causing everything to flash white. When the flash died down, I saw Reimu, Marisa, and Youmu were no longer at my side; instead, they had been transported up into the stands, surrounded by legions of spectators consisting of ghosts and shadows of all kinds, causing an uproar and cheering for blood.
“...I challenge you to a duel, to see who is worthy of the blue Will Seed.” He drew his sword, and held it over his head. “I swear by my sword and capote I shall once again prove victorious!” A sword fell out of the air, landing tip-first in the sand between us. “Now, take up your sword, and let the battle begin!”
So… he offered me mercy, by offering a sword to duel with. Surely, I would have been at a disadvantage with just a knife, even with a Persona at my side. And the sword was much like the type I used to wield myself. Surely I could take him on in a fair fight…
...instead, I summoned Empusa and blasted him with Zio, which also shocked him. Then I switched back to Bond and ordered the use of Single Shot.
“You know, I gave up on fighting fair long ago,” I confessed coldly. “Only fools put honor before reason. The only people who get things done in this world are the pragmatists, those who ignore bullshit which gets in the way of the fastest solution to the problem. If you had wanted to fight me, you should have attacked me right away without giving me a chance. Since you did, I had the opportunity to instantly win the fight.”
The Matador got back up, and chuckled. “I see. So you still insist on beating the shortest path to victory, even if it means disgracing yourself while doing so.”
“Is there a problem with that?” I sneered.
“...very well. You have passed the test.”
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“That sword contained a powerful curse which would have afflicted you with a deathly ailment, and I would have made short work of you. If you had ignored it but still tried to fight, my superior technique and years of experience would surely have bested you. But instead, you didn’t let societal expectations or pressure get to you, blinding you from your goal, and so you struck while the iron was hot. For that, the prize is yours.” The cage lowered, and released the Blue Will Seed.
Walking towards it, I grew suspicious. “Is this some kind of trap?” I asked.
“Nothing of the sort,” it claimed. “I serve a force who is evaluating your rehabilitation, to see whether you can avert the ruin your soul is destined towards. If you continue with your journey, and trounce all adversities in your way, then you shall surely meet my comrades and be tested by them just the same as I have tested you.” With a flamboyant flourish, he jumped up onto the outer wall of the stadium. “I wish you the best of luck in your travels. May we meet again.” He then jumped over the wall, causing the crowd to disappear, and the other three were teleported back by my side.
“...what was THAT all about?” Reimu asked.
“I don’t know.” I looked at the Will Seed on the ground. “But, it seems as though we have our final Will Seed.” Once I picked it up, there was an immediate effect: the stadium opened up to reveal the gargantuan cherry tree behind it. All the stone spires moved into position, lining a pathway between us and the tree. It unfurled its limbs even more, with some creeping down towards us and striking into the ground, growing tendrils until eventually a set of stairs formed, leading straight into the heart of the tree. Our route was finally open.
This wasn’t the only thing that happened, though. At that moment, the other two Will Seeds spontaneously shot out of Marisa’s bag gun, causing her to jump in surprise. The Seeds gathered together in the air, spinning around rapidly until converging in a flash of light, yielding a crystal which floated down into my hand.
“Whoa, didn’t expect they’d do that,” Marisa remarked. “And… that thing is actually pretty creepy.”
“This is another thing I learned when I was with the Phantom Thieves,” I said. “When all the Will Seeds are brought together, they form into these items which are purified from the palace owner’s distorted desires. They carry a power related to the ruler’s distortion, which we are now free to use as we want.”
“And we can now strike at Yuyuko directly,” Reimu said. She turned to Youmu, who looked on at the cherry tree. “Seems we’ve reached our goal. Are you ready?”
Youmu stood there, contemplating quietly. On one hand, her chance to strike at her master’s distorted desires was finally right there in front of her. On the other hand… Yuyuko was her master, and for the longest time Youmu had tried to run from the truth, maintaining undying loyalty to her despite her abuses, just because she was her master and the master of her ancestors who had served her for centuries. Going back on all of that in just a day was a very big thing to ask, even if doing so was objectively the right thing to do.
She opened her eyes. “I’ve already set my heart to it. I swore I would protect Yuyuko-sama and steer her from wrong. To not do this now would violate that oath.”
I clapped my hands. “That’s the answer I wanted to hear.” I turned back toward the group. “We should prepare ourselves just in case. We don’t know what we’ll find once we’re in there.” I directed Marisa to heal everyone back up, then we took a tea break to reinvigorate ourselves. Once we felt ready, I led the charge up the stairs, with Youmu strutting right behind me.
Notes:
Or, The Return of Spanish Skullboy with a Red Cape Thing.
This is my first chapter written for Nanowrimo this year, which is why there was a bit of a wait between the last one and this one.
Chapter 11: Blooming Villain - Border of Life
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
As we ascended the high root stairway straight into the heart of the cherry tree, cherry petals blew gently around us in a spiralling chilled vortex, accompanied by faint whispers indicative of spirits lamenting their unfinished deeds in life, held prisoner in this limbo between life, death and the afterlife. Faint, lighted balls danced in the sky just above us, all seemingly drawn to this demonic cherry tree which supposedly imprisoned the souls of those it victimized. The branches of the tree were either very dark brown or simply black, and whose tendrils spread like creeping spider’s legs. None of this deterred us, however, as we were here for one reason and one reason only: stealing the treasure of the palace for ourselves. We would not leave without it, not after coming this far.
At the top of the stairs, we landed upon a wide platform made entirely of interwoven branches sitting upon the crown of the tree trunk, with eight large branches encircling it reaching up into the air, all covered in a thick veil of cherry flowers whose petals showered us constantly. And floating up above: a pink ball, surrounded by chains and what appeared to be a forcefield.
“Look up there,” Marisa said, pointing at it. “Is that it?”
I looked up. “I do believe so. That is the treasure. The core of Yuyuko’s distorted desires.”
“And if you’re right, then stealing it should cause the whole place to cease existing,” Reimu said. “Honestly, it’s quite the concept. I never would have thought that something like this could exist in someone’s mind and cause them to turn evil, like with demonic possession.”
“Except the only demons possessing palace rulers are their own,” I said to her. “As I said before, distortions like this are born from traumatic or otherwise significant events in a person’s life, which affects their psyche in a way which causes them to indulge in destructive behavior, both to themselves and others, and distort their way of thinking so they believe what they are doing is not wrong, is justified, or otherwise not their fault. This distortion has a core - the treasure - which will take the form of an item, whose form will change when we bring it out with us into the real world. This item either symbolizes their distorted desires, or in fact caused them in the first place.”
Marisa looked back up at the treasure. “But… doesn’t look like something we can just make off with. I mean, it looks like some sort of blob, and there’s a shield around it. How do we break it and how do we steal that blob?”
I examined the treasure again. Marisa asked a very good question. This treasure did not look like any other treasure I had seen prior to the Phantom Thieves sending out a calling card. None of them had forcefields protecting them, and they did not have chains around them either. I feared that there was perhaps another step we had to take in order to steal the treasure, such as changing Yuyuko’s cognition in some way which would make it vulnerable. But sending a calling card should be able to do that…
“Simple,” I told them. “We warn her. The real Yuyuko, I mean.”
“Wait, what?!” Reimu and Youmu said in unison.
“Warn her???” Marisa asked. “Why the heck would we do that?! Isn’t the whole point of doin’ this makin’ sure she doesn’t know what we’re doin’?!?”
“For the most part, except for this final step,” I explained. “The treasure looks like this right now because she doesn’t think her distorted desires are a physical item in danger of being stolen. What we need to do now is return to the real world and send her a calling card - a way of proclaiming to her that ‘we know of your crimes and will take your distorted desires without fail.’ That will elicit a reaction from her which will cause the treasure to assume a physical form which can then be stolen.”
Marisa rubbed her chin, then snapped her fingers and smiled. “A calling card… I see!” She chuckled. “What a classic thief thing to do! I love it!”
“Interesting,” Reimu noted. “So we make her aware we’re coming, without revealing our true identities. In essence, we’re daring her to defend her treasure.”
“Precisely,” I said. “And like I said, once we do that and come back here, Yuyuko’s shadow will be here waiting for us, ready to fight to defend her treasure.”
“Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh,” Marisa groaned. “That’s gonna be a hell of a fight, if she’s anything like the real Yuyuko. And we don’t have any of our normal powers to fight her with!”
“...is she very powerful?” I asked.
“She rules the Netherworld, so of course she’s very powerful,” Youmu explained. “She can manipulate souls, can invoke death, and possesses enough raw magical power and aptitude to win fights against gods. She’s practically a goddess herself, even though she’s ‘only’ a ghost.”
“When we fought her during the Cherry Blossom incident, it took me and Seraph working together to beat her, and she wasn’t even fighting at full power,” Marisa added.
“Indeed, if she weren’t as lazy as she is she could slam my head straight into the ground,” Reimu said. “Not only that, she’s extremely intelligent, and can come up with complex schemes and strategies on the fly, can analyze your attack pattern and counter it as hard as possible, and can even read your behavior and movements to predict what you’ll do. However, you’d never know that if you only casually knew her, since she’s so good at hiding it most people in Gensokyo regard her as a complete, incompetent airhead.”
“And we’ll be fighting her shadow,” I said. “To be honest, I’ve never faced an opponent quite like this. All my previous targets were regular human beings whose shadows turned into twisted demons capable of using magic, manifesting cannons and gigantic swords, moving at super speed, and whatever other powers their cognitions afforded them. None of them were shadows of people already capable of using deadly magic in the real world.”
“So… do you think we may have bitten off more than we can chew?” Reimu asked, just a little nervously. It was the first time I had ever heard fear in her voice.
“Not necessarily,” I said. “Her shadow is ultimately shaped by her distorted desires, and some distortions are stronger than others. This could mean that her shadow is, in fact, weaker than Yuyuko herself, and if that’s the case then we’re actually striking at a weak point the real person can’t cover.” I paused to think for a moment. “Even so, the shadow’s powers are also affected by her cognition. If she can instantly kill people in real life, her shadow might be capable of using instant kills here as well.”
Marisa jumped up in shock. “Wait, instant-kill spells exist here too?!?”
“Unfortunately, yes,” I answered. “If anything, we’re lucky none of the shadows here knew any, because quite a few do. We should be very, very cautious when we face her just in case she has those.”
Marisa gulped, and I could also see the other two hesitating. “Welp… guess it’s a good thing I just realized that revival spell. Seriously, who or what decided I would specialize in healin’?”
“It doesn’t matter right now,” I said. “All that matters is we have our treasure route. Let’s return to the real world for today and-”
Suddenly, the path back out was sealed off by roots and flowers.
“What the-” We all drew our weapons and looked for threats.
“Is this a trap?!” Reimu shouted.
“My, my, you’ve kept me waiting,” came Shadow Yuyuko’s voice.
“Yuyuko s- Yuyuko Saigyouji!!!” Youmu exclaimed.
A flower floated down from above, landed in front of us, and unfurled to reveal our opponent. Unlike last time, Yuyuko was wearing a hat with a hitaikakushi on the front, and a more typical blue-and-white kimono, but still carried a fan similar to what she had before. There were also some phantoms floating behind her. It was clear she was still a shadow, though, by the black mists at her feet and her piercing yellow eyes.
Shadow Yuyuko stepped off the flower and strutted towards us. She inspected her dress. “How dreadful,” she said. “That dress was very expensive, and you just had to ruin it by taking all those Will Seeds and degrade it into this peasant’s robe.”
“It was very unbecoming of a lady, indulging in prurient and selfish behavior!” Youmu shot back, pointing her sword at her. “I’m here to knock the sense back into you!”
Shadow Yuyuko giggled. “Oh, Youmu-chan, you never cease to amuse me, acting all tough but being such a half-baked baby on the inside who will do anything I tell you to, just because you feel it’s your family duty to suck up and give me anything I want!”
Youmu suddenly pushed me aside and faced Shadow Yuyuko face-to-face. “Bullshit! I serve you because it’s my family’s sworn duty to protect and take care of you! And how do you thank us? You never let me teach you swordsmanship, which is one of our foremost duties assigned to us! All you do is sit around and eat, drink and play while I have to do all the work keeping the Netherworld from deteriorating into a lawless dystopia! You’re a disgrace to my family, your family, the yama and the spirits of the Netherworld!”
Shadow Yuyuko laughed haughtily. “But what about you? You didn’t object when I tasked you with stealing Spring to make the Saigyou Ayakashi bloom. And you still don’t object to the orders I give you. Are you truly so spineless to not stand up to me when your ancestors would have never hesitated to do the same?”
Youmu was silent.
“Ah, did I score a critical hit?” Shadow Yuyuko sneered.
Youmu looked down… and chuckled.
“You’re right. I’ve been deluding myself for far too long. I swore to serve you and be by your side.” She looked back up, then over to me, then back at Shadow Yuyuko. “But thanks to this guy, and my friends, I realized that also means standing up to you and putting you back down the right path which you have strayed from. You’ve changed, Yuyuko-sama. You didn’t used to be like this. Where did the Yuyuko who used to be the kind, effective master of the Netherworld go?” She thought for a moment, then held her sword to Shadow Yuyuko’s neck. “That’s it. You’re not Yuyuko-sama. You’re a bastardization, a congealed mass of lies and sin impersonating Yuyuko-sama! And guess what, bitch. I’m here to strike you down and take that Yuyuko-sama back home where she belongs!”
I was practically grinning ear-to-ear with pride. Pride in having helped Youmu reach this point and realize the darkness before her she was blind to previously. And it was obvious Reimu and Marisa were similarly proud of the half-ghost samurai warrior.
“...hmph!” Shadow Yuyuko snapped her fan closed and stowed it. She then stepped back onto the flower, before holding out her arms and floating in the air. “I have no need for trash such as yourself. I should kill you all right now… but on the other hand, that would be a terrible waste of people who have provided me so much amusement. Thus, I propose a game: a fight to the death, may the best one win!”
Just then, the whole tree began to quake, and Shadow Yuyuko began to draw huge quantities of energy into herself. “Hehehehehehehe!!!” she cackled. “Make no mistake: you all don’t know what you have walked into. This is my tree, my castle, the place where I make all the rules! I have over one-thousand years of commanding spirits and terrible magical power under my belt!” She smirked. “I’m not some fairy-tale princess who needs a Prince Charming to rescue her! I’m the master of the Netherworld! And I’ll teach you all not to fuck with this princess!”
We stepped back. Shadow Yuyuko went black, and her shape grew, twisted and bent.
“This is dangerous… get back!”
Her shape continued to grow and distort. Then, two bony, clawed feet touched down onto the ground. A bulging, bloated belly exposed itself. Two clawed arms, each grasping a large fan, materialized. Then, finally, the head, monstrous with bulging eyes, a gaping mouth with razor-sharp teeth, and Yuyuko’s pink hair and hat. A flourish of white butterflies fluttered up around it, before it roared so mightily the tree quaked.
It was difficult to believe: Shadow Yuyuko had turned herself into a fearsome, gigantic Preta. Rather fitting for a literal hungry ghost possessed of gluttony.
“What the actual…” Marisa muttered.
“What is… this?” Youmu said.
“Ahahahahaha!” Shadow Yuyuko cackled. “I’m gonna make all of you my next meal!”
We drew our weapons and called our Personas. I felt myself slipping into psycho mode a little bit as well. “Let’s see you try,” I dared.
Reimu glanced over at me. “Awaiting orders,” she said.
I closed my eyes to focus for a second, before giving my instructions. “Let’s scout her actions so we can establish her strategy, then move to counter it as much as possible. Marisa should be on standby to heal everyone else, but don’t be afraid to attack yourself if you can.”
“Got it,” Marisa affirmed.
“Alright, then. It’s showtime!”
Shadow Yuyuko’s first actions, aside from simply trying to kick, claw and bash us, included breathing fire (and thus forcing Youmu to have to hang back and try to attack from behind, as she was weak to fire) and whip up strong winds with her fans. Already, she demonstrated her cleverness by mixing the two, spewing a fireball then whipping it up into a fiery vortex to throw flames everywhere, making them harder to dodge. However, Reimu quickly found that firing a shot into her mouth using Kikuri would make her flinch, giving us an opening to attack and hack away at her.
“Grr… persistent little pests!” she yelled. “Looks like I’ll need to call in some help!” She raised her fans, causing two spirits to spawn in. “Now then,” she ordered them, “attacking them at random won’t do us any good! We have to be methodical in our approach!” She scanned around, and focused on Marisa. “There! Start with that one, the one that’s healing them!”
Marisa grunted. “Shit, they’re targeting me now.” She summoned Mima. “Well, guess what chumps! Imma tear you to shreds!” She directed a Frei attack at one of the spirits, knocking it down. She was just about to rush in when Youmu stepped in, holding out her hand.
“Allow me,” she said.
Marisa thought for a moment, then slapped Youmu’s hand, increasing her power. “Go for it!”
“With pleasure.” Youmu quickly slashed the spirit, killing it instantly, followed up by her spinning around and delivering a roundhouse kick to Shadow Yuyuko, causing the latter to stagger back.
Marisa then focused on downing the other spirit, but the spirit retaliated with an attack we had thus far not seen: Psi. Now, I knew from the experience that the four pairs of magical elements generally opposed each other. Reimu, being a fire user, was weak to ice, and for Youmu it was the opposite. Since Marisa used nuclear…
“Ah, shit, goddammit!” Marisa fell flat on her face. Reimu immediately rushed to her aid. “Starburst! Are you okay???”
“Do I look okay to ‘ya?! I just got my ass beat!”
“Fehehe… fool,” Shadow Yuyuko taunted. “Not knowing your weaknesses. You shall pay for your recklessness!” With a wave of her fan, she shot out four, dark cards at each of us. Reimu and I intercepted the ones heading for us with our weapons, while the one aimed at Marisa simply dissipated into harmless smoke when it got within range. Youmu, meanwhile, didn’t notice in time, causing the card to hit the ground below her and produce a shadowy circle scribbled with occult symbols.
I realized what this meant.
“Fury, watch out!” I rushed to try and shove her out of the way, but it was too late: the Mudo circle exploded into smoke, causing her to collapse onto the ground.
“NO!!” I cried out. I turned back to Marisa. “Starburst, Fury just got knocked out! Quickly, get back on your feet and revive her!”
Reimu helped Marisa back onto her feet, and after shaking her limbs she rushed over to Youmu’s aid while me and Reimu kept distracting Shadow Yuyuko. Marisa went over to the fallen samurai and called out “Recarm.” Green butterflies manifested and flew into Youmu, and after a moment or so Youmu opened her eyes, jumped back on her feet and bowed. “I’m grateful. Now, let’s get back to work!”
We regrouped in front of Shadow Yuyuko, who continued belittling us. “You see? You see? You’ll never beat me! I control the cycle of life and death itself! I won’t let my centuries of experience be defeated by brats such as yourselves!”
“She’s no joke,” I said to the group. “It would seem she’s as powerful as she claims, and could have even more tricks up her sleeve we don’t know of. We need to alter our tactics if we’re to win.”
“What do you suggest?” Reimu asked.
I scanned the area to see if there was anything we could use to our advantage. I focused on a rather hefty branch directly overhead, connected to the rest of the tree structure only by a relatively thin section of stem. I realized if we could drop it on Shadow Yuyuko and pin her down, we could simply beat her down without resistance.
“Look up at that branch,” I said. “If we send someone up there to cut it, we can drop it on Shadow Yuyuko.” I looked at Marisa. “I want you to do it.”
“Me?” Marisa asked, confused. “But, don’t you need me to heal?”
“I have healing as well if I need to use it,” I said. “More importantly, it seems as though she only uses her Mudo attack if she downs someone. She can most likely summon an infinite amount of those spirits who can down you, and their Psychic attacks are harder to dodge than her fire breath. Furthermore, you’re the fastest and most agile of any of us, and she’s more likely to notice if Fury is missing. Therefore, I want you to find a way up to that branch and slice it off so that it drops on Shadow Yuyuko.”
Marisa thought for a second, then conceded, “alright, sound like a plan. I’ll go up there and drop that branch right on her head. But I’ll need a distraction.”
“That won’t be a problem,” Youmu declared, drawing her sword and rushing toward Shadow Yuyuko. “Come at me, bitch!”
“Gah, you just can’t stay down, can you?” Shadow Yuyuko grunted. “Very well. I’ll make you regret crossing me!” Shadow Yuyuko slashed, stomped, and bit at Youmu, who simply swerved, dashed and danced around the monster’s slow, brutish actions, drawing her anger as much as possible in order to make the beast forgo strategy in favor of simply trying to crush her now. Clearly, Youmu was a master of enraging the opponent as much as possible so that she could punish unskilled bloodlust. Me and Reimu jumped into the fight while Marisa quickly dashed off to the side, looking for a way up the branches and roots to the target.
“Get back over here, you little roach!” Shadow Yuyuko yelled, reaching for Youmu and trying to eat her, but Youmu just kept dodging and parrying. “I will put you back in your place as my servant and slave!”
“I won’t allow it to happen,” Youmu shot back. “I am a Konpaku, born from a lineage of skilled and capable warriors. I won’t allow my honor and that of my family to be sullied by a purveyor of sin such as you!”
As we engaged Shadow Yuyuko in close combat, I saw out of the corner of my eye Marisa jumping up from behind one of the eight large stems onto its top, then jumping up toward a tangle of branches to which she hung on with her arms. She was making progress, that was good. We just had to keep attacking Shadow Yuyuko so that she wouldn’t notice Marisa was missing.
At one point, Shadow Yuyuko did manage to summon some more spirits, and revealed another trick: she could eat these to restore her health. We had to take these out quickly, lest she endlessly recover the damage we were doing. Fortunately, my Makami also had Frei, allowing me to knock them down and use the opportunity to get in free hits.
“I’m the queen of the Netherworld!” Shadow Yuyuko bellowed. “This is MY domain! I command thousands of legions of spirits! All I have to do is point at where I want them to go, while I enjoy my endless supply of delicious snacks and tea!”
“Then I’ll just have to cut that bloated belly open and reclaim all that food you squandered all of the Netherworld’s funds to force me to buy!” Youmu countered. “I won’t let up my assault until one of us falls!”
“GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Shadow Yuyuko laughed. “You foolish child! Your decades of life have nothing on my millennium of influence on the politics of the afterlife!!! Allow me to show you!” She continued her assault, whipping her fan, breathing her flames and also throwing out the occasional instant kill when she had the chance - in addition to Mudo, she also had Hama, it’s Bless-type counterpart. At one point, a Hama amulet shot straight toward Reimu, but it too disintegrated before impact, similar to the downed Marisa having blocked Mudo. I realized the two of them had to be immune to the respective types of instant kill, and perhaps Bless for Reimu and Curse for Marisa overall. If that were the case, it would definitely be a huge boon for our team, since they could tank them for the rest of us to no ill effect.
We kept on attacking Shadow Yuyuko. As tired as we were getting, our efforts were paying off, since the more we wounded her the slower, less accurate and powerful her attacks became.
“I won’t lose to mere rodents like you!” Shadow Yuyuko bellowed once again. “That’s it, I’m gonna summon my lackeys again and-” she scanned around, eyed the three of us, and realized none of us were the person who was weak to Psychic attacks, that being Marisa.
“Bah! How did I not notice she was missing? Where did she go?!?”
“Looks like the Ordinary Witch wins the day once again!” Shadow Yuyuko looked up and caught sight of Marisa for just long enough to see her extend her knifes and turn into a black flash which cleanly sliced the branch off at its weakest point, causing it to fall right on top of the monster’s neck and pin her down to the ground, tongue out and dazed. Marisa touched down on the ground next to us, tipped her hat and smirked.
We strutted right up to Shadow Yuyuko, who was now entirely at our mercy. “Damn you all!” she cursed. “How DARE you do this to a princess such as I!”
Youmu walked right up to her, so close that the monster's breath blew her hair back slightly. The glare in her eyes was one of absolute, seething contempt which could burn a hole straight through a person, soul and all.
“My ancestral blade, Roukanken, was forged by youkai and unmatched in its power. It can kill evil spirits. And now, I shall exorcise you, vile monster, and take back my master!” She then reared back with her blade before thrusting it straight between Shadow Yuyuko’s eyes, causing the monster to spasm, blood to gush from the wound and shadowy mist to erupt and scatter from its body as it shrunk back down to the delicate-seeming ghost princess, signalling our victory.
We stood there, the four of us. We watched Shadow Yuyuko turn back into a person, lying there on the ground under the fallen branch. Weakly, she pushed herself up, panting and with tears under her eyes.
“Hah… so, in the end, even my great power was not enough… all that food, all those luxuries… all those came at the cost of the Netherworld’s integrity… in the end, my efforts amounted to nothing.” She sobbed lightly, having now seemingly come to her senses.
“Yuyuko-sama…” Youmu walked up to her, and offered to help her up.
Shadow Yuyuko looked up at her. “Youmu-chan… I’m sorry.”
“Do you see now?” Youmu said to her. “Do you see what your gluttony has done to me, the spirits and everything else in the Netherworld? All of us suffered because of your laziness and unending hunger, while you shirked your duties as the Netherworld’s administrator.”
Yuyuko started to cry. “It’s because… it’s because I never got to enjoy my life when I was alive!” She collapsed down onto the ground, absolutely sobbing. “Don’t you understand the hell I was put through back then?! Every one of those goddamn sharks wanted to use me and my spirit manipulating powers as a weapon to kill entire armies! Everyone called me a freak and a monster because of my powers! I couldn’t live a normal life and enjoy normal things because of that! That’s why I had to kill myself, even if it meant turning my back on my only friend!”
Youmu knelt down and consoled her master. “But she didn’t abandon you,” she told her. “Yukari-sama is the reason you have your position to begin with. She didn’t want to lose you. To do the things you’re doing… you’re letting her down, Yuyuko-sama! Don’t you remember when you were the kind, diligent caretaker of Hakugyokurou that everyone looked up to? You finally found a place where people love and respect you, away from those bastards and their selfish politics, and you’re squandering it! You gained the trust and loyalty of my family! I don’t want you to squander it!” She hugged Shadow Yuyuko tightly, and cried, “please, I don’t want to lose you, Yuyuko-sama!”
Hearing those heartfelt words made me realize just how tortured Yuyuko’s life really was. Not only that, but… it made me feel sympathetic. Like me, Yuyuko was used as nothing more than a tool by power-hungry tyrants. The pressure and seeming powerlessness of it all made her commit suicide; I almost did. And like me, she eventually found a new life in a place where she could be loved and respected. I was used to thinking of distorted hearts as nothing more than things to be terminated so their scum could be removed from the Earth. I never once stopped to consider the myriad reasons in each person’s life that led to those distortions manifesting in the first place, as much as I preached to my team that I did.
Just a little bit, I felt a ray of light penetrate my cold, hardened heart which felt abandoned by the world around me.
Once Youmu and Shadow Yuyuko had their moment, they got back up. Youmu stepped back, while Shadow Yuyuko held her hands together and smiled. “You’re such a funny girl, Youmu-chan. Cute and yet so committed to your training. I’m sorry for not letting you train me in the way of the sword; I will allow you to resume your lessons. You made me realize how much I kept latching onto my past, making up for things I could never have instead of being grateful for what I have now. And that includes you, Youmu-chan.”
At that moment, the treasure floated down, and the barrier around it shattered.
“The treasure,” I said. “It’s free now.”
“The palace will disappear if we take that thing, right?” Marisa asked.
“It should, but…”
It was then that Shadow Yuyuko walked up to it. “To be honest, I wasn’t sure if my gambit would work…”
“Gambit?” I asked.
Shadow Yuyuko shook her head. “At some point, I realized what I was doing was wrong. I realized I needed to stop, but I didn’t know how. It was like an endless labyrinth of sorrow and sin in my heart.” She felt the treasure. “This represents my heart, and the chains are the distortion. As long as the shield was around it, I couldn’t do anything to heal myself.” She then smirked and chuckled. “But nobody said I couldn’t half-ass my fight against you so that I would lose and be forced to have my heart changed by you.”
I jumped back in shock. “Wait, what??”
“Did you truly believe that my most powerful form was a mere Preta and not something more befitting my power and aptitude? The truth is, I’m far more powerful than you all realize, and could have easily killed you all if I so chose.” She then turned around, pointed at the fallen branch and blasted it apart with Megidolaon, proving her power as well as the fact that she could still fight. “But, that was not my intention. I held back my power, and you all won fair and square. That is what I set out to do, and it is the outcome I have achieved.”
“That kind of scheme is very you,” Reimu said. “Always three steps ahead of everyone else. No wonder Yukari was able to get them to make you ruler of the Netherworld. Now put those skills to use and stop lying around eating fried chicken all day.”
“A shadow facilitating their own change of heart… truly fascinating,” I thought.
“Not as fascinating as you, young man, leading Youmu-chan and those two in here to free my corrupted heart. You truly have a special talent.”
Shadow Yuyuko then grasped the chains around the treasure, and in one swift motion yanked them off, causing them to shatter in all directions. Almost immediately, the white ball of light grew unstable, before exploding into trails of light which shot up into the sky, scattering and spreading all throughout the palace. In the cherry tree, where we were, they consumed the petals and branches. It was obvious, now, that the palace was disappearing.
Shadow Yuyuko floated up into the air, arms outstretched. She bowed at us, “it’s time for me to leave this place. I look forward to our next meeting, you and the real me.” She then disappeared into the light. Around us, the light burned through the floor, creeping at our feet like veins before eventually, everything around us was consumed in vast whiteness.
When the light died down, we found ourselves back on the path. It was sunset, and white snowflakes scattered about.
“Man, that was rough,” Marisa said, shaking her arms out. “And here I thought goin’ down and fightin’ Okuu was crazy.”
“I doubt this even comes close to when we fought Utsuho,” Reimu said, “but still. Going into someone’s mind and fighting their distorted desires? Who would’ve thought?”
I dug out my key and tried to say the keywords, but there was no response. “It seems we can’t go there anymore,” I said. “Her palace is gone for good.”
Youmu looked at me and asked, “so, does that mean Yuyuko-sama had a change of heart?”
“Yes. Once a palace is gone, the effect on their cognition is profound. However, it may take some time before it becomes apparent. The Phantom Thieves explained to me that, depending on how severe the distortion was, their targets would remain withdrawn for several days before confessing their crimes while they contemplated the weight of their actions.” I looked back at the Netherworld portal. “Still, this all was very unexpected. That infiltration did not at all go like their infiltrations.”
“Yeah, none of that stuff about a callin’ card ever happened; Yuyuko just came right the heck outta nowhere and attacked us. And we never got that treasure, either, it just exploded into lights in the end,” Marisa said, a little glumly. “Ah, well, at least it wasn’t a total loss: we still got tons of loot and loads of cash… What do shadows do with yen anyway?”
“The way Yuyuko acted at the end bugs me as well,” Reimu said. “She said she wanted her heart changed, but she still fought us…”
“Yes, that was very strange as well,” I thought. “My best guess is that she subconsciously knew what she was doing was wrong and wanted to change her ways, but her conscious mind didn’t quite agree with it. Either that, or she couldn’t change her heart alone; she did say that the shield was preventing her from removing the chains distorting her heart, but she seemed aware that it would break if she failed to defend it, hence why she intentionally put up less of a fight. If she didn’t want the change of heart, she could have easily killed us; that attack she demonstrated after the battle is one of the strongest there is, and with our current level of training we wouldn’t have had much hope of surviving it.” I shrugged. “Regardless, our mission is a success. We removed the distortion from Yuyuko’s heart, and hopefully she will change her gluttonous ways.”
“It was definitely a heck of an experience,” Marisa smiled. “But… maaaaaan, am I sore after all of that runnin’ around and fightin’.” She turned to Reimu. “Do ‘ya mind if I crash at your place for the night? I don’t feel like flyin’ all the way back to my house ‘cause of how achey I am.”
“I don’t mind at all,” Reimu said, “it just means you’ll be there early to help me start setting up the New Year’s celebration.” She turned and asked me, a little more nicely, “and as I said before, you’re free to come help if you can. I would definitely appreciate it. We didn’t have any real major incidents this year other than with Kosuzu that one time, so I promised everyone I’d make this year’s celebration even more exciting to make up for it.”
“I’ll definitely try,” I nodded. “And if nothing else, I’ll certainly be there for the actual celebration.”
“Just a warning, you might be the only guy there,” Marisa smirked. “And there will be lots of alcohol and drunk girls tryin’ to hit on ‘ya. Sure you still wanna come?”
“I doubt it would be anything I haven’t dealt with before. Remember, I used to evade throngs of fangirls all the time.”
“Yeah, but try doin’ it when an oni has ‘ya pinned down on the floor,” Marisa joked.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure no one lays a finger on you. If they do, I’ll throw them out,” Reimu assured me.
“But then everyone’s gonna think you’re like ‘hands off my boyfr-”
*WHACK*
I should probably leave those two to do their own thing, I thought to myself. I told Youmu to check back with me if she noticed anything strange with Yuyuko, before heading back down the path to the village myself. The sun had set by the time I returned to the shop. I helped Masato prepare dinner once again, before cleaning up the shop and heading off to bed.
When I awoke, I saw I had been summoned to the Velvet Room once again. I stood up and walked up to Igor. Lavenza and Rika were also there, clearly expecting me.
“Welcome back,” Igor smiled. “It would seem you have achieved a great accomplishment today, taking down the Fortress of a person beset by gluttony.”
I tilted my head. “Explain to me: what exactly happened back there in her Palace? Or… is that the right term? I’ve noticed you have been calling them ‘Fortresses’ up to this point?”
“It would seem the labyrinths in people’s hearts in this land are different in nature than the Palaces you are used to,” Lavenza told me. “No doubt you saw it when you faced Yuyuko, where the core of the distortion was wrapped in chains and shielded by a powerful barrier. It is as if these people are imprisoned by their own distorted desires and need to be released. Hence, the term ‘Fortress’ would seem to be more appropriate in this case.”
“Back in the Pal- er, Fortress, I suppose, after we defeated her, Yuyuko said something about intentionally losing so that her heart could be changed. I theorized this was due to her, in fact, wanting her change of heart but not being able to effect it herself. I wonder: how is such a thing possible? In my experience Palace owners seemed too distorted to want such an outcome…”
“I do agree it is strange,” Igor said. “But perhaps it was due to her nature or own sense of justice and values. It may do you good to investigate other Fortresses and formulate your own answer. As always, we will aid you in your efforts to that end.”
Find other Fortresses and come up with my own answer to the question… frustrating as it was, Igor did have a point. Taking down one Fortress was unlikely going to give me all the details I needed. If we could find and take down more - and there were almost certainly more - that might be the only way for us to see how deep this rabbit hole went. Doing so would also expose me to other parts of the strange land that was Gensokyo, as so far I had only seen a small portion with my own eyes. I also had to expand my connections - in other words, make even more friends, a big ask for some like me who was virtually friendless.
I also started seriously wondering if I was going to end up as a harem anime protagonist. It seemed all the important people I had met and heard about so far were women with magical powers, so it didn’t seem very far-fetched.
“Very well,” I bowed. “I will do my best in finding the answer.”
“Hey, we ain’t giving you orders or anything,” Rika said. “This journey’s all yours. We’re just here to help. Speaking of which…” She got closer to me, eyeing me carefully. “You hidin’ somethin’ in there?” She asked.
I was confused for a moment as to what she meant, before remembering the Jack Frost with Mabufu I had on my person. “As a matter of fact, I do.” I held out its tarot card, causing it to appear in front of me, doing the little dance Jack Frosts were prone to doing when idle.
“Hm… HMM…”
“...excellent! You actually found it!” Rika cheered. “See? You’ve got some talent in you. And I’d like to help you realize your potential. That’s why I’m gonna reward you for bringing me stuff on my list. I’ll work on your first reward right away, and I’ll have it ready by the next time you come here.”
“What kind of rewards can I expect to receive?” I asked.
“Oh, you’ll find out,” Rika smiled. “I’ll give you a hint, though: they’re all ways in which you can make your Personas even more powerful.”
“Indeed, it would be wise to help her,” Lavenza told me. “The foes and trials you will encounter going forward will only continue to grow more challenging. Harboring stronger Personas within you will grant you the strength to overcome them.”
I looked back at Rika. “Alright. Then, it’s a deal.” I stuck my hand out, and Rika excitedly shook it.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion and breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Strength Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
“Alright then. Time for the next request. Let’s see… ah, yes! Bring me an Archangel with Media!”
“Archangel with Media… that might be difficult,” I said.
“It’ll prolly be easiest just to fuse it,” Rika suggested. “I’ll stop you immediately if you create it so we can check it off the list.” A bell rung. “Well, guess your time’s runnin’ up! See you around!”
“I’ll see you all again soon,” I replied, walking back toward the door, now with more questions than I had answers.
Notes:
At some point, I realized that this turning into something of a harem story was probably inevitable, so I'm figuring out how to strike a balance between harem comedy tropes and making sure they don't derail the story. Especially since all the girls are inmates at the Gensokyo Insane Asylum.
Chapter 12: A Faustian Deal
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The next morning, after getting myself dressed, I made my way into the kitchen to get some breakfast. Masato was already behind the counter sipping a cup of coffee and reading a book.
“You sure were out late last night,” he remarked. “I take it you and Reimu are getting along well?”
“I suppose so,” I said simply while washing off some vegetables and steeping a cup of tea. “Getting used to the idea of flying is difficult, much less actually doing it well enough to duel effectively.”
“You know, I still don’t totally understand how it’s supposed to work,” Masato shrugged. “I can’t imagine it would be as easy as just wishing yourself into the sky. My old, achy bones can’t even let me jump anymore,” he chuckled.
“Well, I was blessed with the ability to drink cow’s milk, so hopefully that won’t be as much of an issue for me when I’m older,” I said. And it was true: I really did drink my milk. Which was strange, because Japanese people generally cannot consume dairy unlike Americans and Europeans. My mother’s side of the family was a complete mystery to me, while as far as I knew about Shido’s, his family was completely homogeneous ethnic Japanese, so my lactose tolerance couldn’t have come from there. I had always meant to get a genealogy test, but never got around to it by the time I confronted the Thieves in his palace.
“We do raise cows here in the village, but only one farmer actually sells milk, and he doesn’t get many customers. I’m sure he’d appreciate your business.”
“I’ll certainly think about it,” I nodded. I finished making my meal, and sat down near Masato to eat it while continuing our conversation. For the most part, we just discussed some of the customers he had yesterday, while me and everyone else were in Yuyuko’s Fortress unbeknownst to him. He told me about a woman, who had been a customer of his ever since she was a small child, excitedly telling him about how she was getting married soon to another man Masato had known for a few years as well, and how Masato was proud of them and felt they were a great match for each other. He also said Keine came by looking for me but I was out, and how I should go say hi to her sometime.
After breakfast, I mentioned to Masato that Reimu wanted me to come back to the shrine today to help her set up for her New Year’s celebration. “Another year gone by, I can hardly believe it,” Masato sighed. “Seems time goes by faster the older you get, eh? Anyway, how about this: I’ll give you the next couple of days off, because of the New Year. You’ve been doing a great job so far, and I don’t want to keep you from celebrating, especially after all you’ve been through.”
“I appreciate it,” I bowed.
“You should probably get going,” Masato suggested. “I’m sure Reimu is waiting for you,” he said with a wink.
I sighed and shook my head. Our relationship was merely one of partnership, not anything remotely romantic, but it seemed the old man couldn’t help but try and set me up with her. Either way, Reimu was likely waiting for me, so I threw on my jacket and made my way through the snow and slush up to the Hakurei Shrine.
As I approached the bottom steps of the shrine, I found the area was strangely lacking in snow, with bare grass and tree limbs surrounded by a white, mountainous snowscape. The cause of this phenomenon soon became apparent: a girl, wielding a torch and dressed in what looked like an American flag-colored dress and tights, was flying around melting all the snow and ice on the trees and the ground. A closer look revealed she had a pair of transparent wings. Was this girl a fairy, I wondered?
As I crested the stone staircase and passed the pair of Komano statues guarding the entrance, I could see the full scene at the shrine: there were several people already here helping Reimu set up. Reimu herself was directing three small girls who also had fairy wings who were busy sweeping the pathway, Marisa was helping a short, blue-haired girl with twintails make repairs to the main shrine, and there were others present as well, including a green-haired girl dressed similarly to Reimu talking with a woman with nine fluffy tails erupting from her back, and Youmu was there as well making snacks. I started by walking over to Reimu, at which point everyone stopped what they were doing and just stared at me, as if I was sorely out of place - and being a man, perhaps I was.
“Hello, Reimu-san,” I bowed. “I’m here to help you with-”
“Oh my gosh, is that really him???” The green-haired girl said excitedly. She rushed over to me with stars in her eyes. “Reimu told me all about you! You’re that Ace Detective from Outside!!”
I stepped back slightly to keep my personal space, only to see everyone else (minus Youmu, who was still working on snacks) had surrounded me by this point. It immediately brought back memories of the fangirls who would crowd around me whenever I tried to do anything in public, and the sudden attention was making me uncomfortable.
“Ah… I see,” I said nervously. “Um, do you all mind if I have my space, please?”
“Oh, my apologies,” said the fox-woman. “I just wanted to greet you, but it seems as though everyone here had the same idea.” She stepped back and bowed. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ran Yakumo, servant to Yukari Yakumo.”
“Yukari? You mean, the sage?” I asked.
“Correct,” Ran replied. “She is hibernating right now, so I am acting on her behalf.”
“And I’m Sanae! Sanae Kochiya! I came from out there too!”
“Oh, is that true?” I asked. “About when?”
“2007,” she said. “I came here with my two goddesses!”
I thought about her name for a second, before it clicked. “You must be that girl from the disappearance case out of Okaya back then.”
“You mean you know about it?!” she exclaimed.
“Why wouldn’t I? It’s an unsolved case to this day, and one of the first things they tell you about in the SIU. I just never imagined I would get to meet you face-to-face.”
“I didn’t know the case is still open!” Sanae said.
“Sumireko literally told you about it three months ago,” Reimu sighed. “Honestly, this girl sometimes, claims to be half-goddess but is still a complete airhead even a decade after I knocked some sense into her.” Reimu certainly had a point there: this girl appeared highly eccentric, even compared to some of the other people I had so far met here, and it somehow wasn’t even a surprise at this point that she was half-goddess. Her hair also split into two cowlicks on top, and her… well, chest, bounced rather aggressively whenever she moved.
“Hey, don’t forget who spent the last two weeks working on that miracle for you tomorrow night,” Sanae barked.
“Right, sorry,” Reimu grumbled.
“I’m sorry, miracle?” I asked.
“Yeah, I can totally cause miracles to happen!” Sanae smiled, with stars in her eyes again. “But I can’t tell you what it is right now! You’ll have to come tomorrow night and see!”
“You don’t think I will?” I smirked. “I did make a promise to Reimu-san after all.”
“‘Ey, don’t forget about me!” Marisa called out. “We’re all comin’ together to celebrate, right?”
“Indeed we are, Marisa-san, and…” The twintailed girl was shying behind Marisa slightly.
“Aw, c’mon Nitori, he won’t bite ‘ya!” Marisa laughed, although I completely understood why she would be nervous, since I towered over her and was at least twice her size. Even Futaba would have edged her out in height.
“Um… hi,” the girl nervously waved. “I’m Nitori Kawashiro. I’m Marisa’s friend.”
“Nice to meet you, Kawashiro-san,” I bowed.
“Oh, you can just call me Nitori.” She looked up at me with a pair of aqua eyes. “You’re hers and Reimu’s friend already?”
“Well, ‘friend’ might be a little too soon, but I have gotten well acquainted with them,” I told her.
Nitori then suddenly grinned wickedly at Marisa. “I wonder what your odds with him are compared to Reimu’s,” she teased.
“Ah-er-uh-I-IT AIN’T LIKE THAT AT ALL, YA IDIOT!!!!!” Marisa shouted while blushing heavily. Reimu was also red as a lobster, and everyone else just looked at us awkwardly.
“Snacks are ready!” Youmu called out.
“...let’s make our way inside, shall we?” Reimu asked, clearly wanting to change the subject.
Inside, we visited for about an hour over snacks and tea. I told everyone else about my (fake) backstory, but I left out anything having to do with the Phantom Thieves and the Metaverse around anyone I felt didn’t need to know, instead sticking to my original story that I was nearly killed investigating a corrupt politician, and that was how I ended up in Gensokyo.
“That’s certainly a unique and unusual way of arriving here,” Ran commented. “Most people simply fall in through weak spots in the barrier or because Yukari-sama was bored.”
“What is your master like?” I asked her.
“Yukari-sama is… hard to describe,” Ran said simply. “She’s a very effective administrator of Gensokyo’s affairs, but she can be very hard to understand sometimes. She will do and request things for seemingly no reason, and she often does little to care for herself or take care of business, leaving the duties to me and my own assistant, Chen. But she cares a lot for Gensokyo, and will do whatever it takes to keep it from falling apart.”
“I see…” I rubbed my chin. According to Reimu and Youmu, Yuyuku and Yukari were close friends. Perhaps it was no surprise they would act similarly as well. However, mere laziness wasn’t enough to create a Palace or Fortress in my experience. Maybe a Mementos target, but I had no way of knowing if Mementos could even be accessed from Gensokyo. Still, it might be worth remembering her name, in case I ever had to investigate her.
After lunch, we returned to work setting up the event. I was “volunteered” to assist Marisa and Nitori in fixing the shrine, since they wanted someone to “be tall” for them. Since I knew they could fly, I wondered if they were merely trying to save energy or if they were just suckering me into doing things for them and were using their height as an excuse. Either way, we managed to stabilize a support beam by filling a hole with rocks, after which Nitori left briefly and came back with a strange device that could manufacture cement on the fly to fill the cracks before we covered it up with dirt and grass. We also repaired a few doors and windows, including replacing a latch.
By now, a few others had shown up to start setting up stalls, including a girl with wings setting up what looked like an eel cart, and other, blonde girl with a blue dress and red headband with two smaller figures behind her; Marisa and Nitori went over to go talk to her for a while after we finished, so I chose to use the downtime to go talk to Youmu, and find out if Yuyuko had processed her change of heart yet. We moved to a quiet area away from the others so that they would not overhear.
“So, last night,” I asked her, “did you notice anything different about her?”
Youmu thought for a second before she answered. “When I first got home, I tried looking for her, but she wasn’t at Hakugyokurou. I sought out Ran-san and asked her if Yuyuko-sama was visiting Yukari-san, but she told me she wasn’t. It wasn’t until this morning that I managed to find Yuyuko-sama in her room,” she said.
“And what did she say?” I asked.
Youmu was silent for a moment, before looking back up at me with a smile. “We had breakfast together, and she apologized for her unbecoming behavior. She told me she went out for a long walk in the gardens last night, because she was thinking about her laziness and constant eating recently, and how much of a strain it was putting on me and the Netherworld spirits. She promised to treat me better from now on, and wants to resume her sword lessons.”
I smiled back and nodded. “Well then, it would seem our mission had the result we were hoping for. Congratulations.”
“Oh, well, it wasn’t just me… you helped me gain the courage to make her come to her senses.”
“But in the end, it was you who inspired her to make those changes,” I countered. “If you weren’t there, the result would have been very different. In the end, it truly was all you.”
Youmu wasn’t quite sure what to think, as if she weren’t used to being praised like this. I wondered how long her situation had gone on for, and if Yuyuko, even if we did change her heart, actually was committed to changing her ways. Situations that had persisted for that long didn’t just change overnight, after all.
There was only one way for me to find out.
“Would you mind if I came with you to speak to her personally?”
Youmu perked up in surprise. “Eh? W-why so suddenly?”
“I want to assess her change of heart personally,” I said. “After all, I do have more experience in changing hearts and know what one looks like even in people I haven’t met previously. I want to make sure her change of heart is genuine, and that she won’t slip back into her old, wicked ways.”
Youmu seemed conflicted.
“Um, well, we don’t get many visitors, for obvious reasons, and if I brought you along, I, well…” she started blushing and making that moe face again, blushing and looking away from me. “And besides, Yuyuko-sama sounded like she meant it… her shadow promised she’d change and all…”
“Her shadow merely cast aside her distorted desires and returned to the real person,” I clarified. “It’s up to the real person to commit to the change. There is a risk she could slip back into manifesting another massive castle just like the one we took down if she’s unwilling to fully move on from the behavior that led to it existing in the first place. Therefore, you need to make sure the change sticks. And I would like to help you, if you need it.”
“Um… uh…” Youmu blushed again, then nodded quickly. “Yes, please help me help Yuyuko-sama!”
“Alright then.” I got up and stretched. “I’ll go tell Reimu that we’re leaving.”
“Wait, we’re going now?” Youmu asked.
“The earlier the better, correct?”
I let Reimu know me and Youmu were going. By that point, Marisa had already left with Nitori, and most of the vendors had finished setting up their stands, leaving only Ran who was doing some last checks, so I felt free to disclose what we were actually doing.
“You want to check up on Yuyuko herself?” she asked.
“Yes, I want to ascertain her change of heart myself,” I said. “I want to make sure she is actually committed to it.”
“But, we beat her shadow and destroyed that thing, didn’t we?” she asked again, confused.
“True, we destroyed the core of her distortion, but after that the only way to make sure it sticks is to help the real person overcome the reason the distortion manifested to begin with. Distortions don’t simply come from nowhere, after all: they’re born from important negative moments in that person’s life. As long as the real person can’t move past those events, there is a risk that the distortion could return.”
Reimu thought about my words. “You do have a point,” she conceded. “But if you’re going to the Netherworld, you need to be careful. Mortals aren’t supposed to be there, obviously, so the spirits there may try to attack you. You’d best not leave Youmu’s side. Don’t forget your place here in the real world, however experienced and powerful you are in the Metaverse.”
“I understand,” I bowed. I looked down at Youmu. “Seems I’m in your care from here on,” I said to her.
“Er, yeah…” she blushed again. She set off down the shrine stairs, and I followed close behind.
We soon made our way to the Netherworld portal on the side of the cliff. This time, we made our way up the short trail leading up to it. The closer we got, the more I felt a strange, unnerving sensation build up inside me, along with a chill unlike the one the cold weather was causing.
Just before stepping inside, Youmu turned around and looked me right in the eye. “Now then, we will be entering the Netherworld. This place is not meant for mortals to tread; we will be entering the land of spirits. Furthermore, you will be in the presence of Yuyuko-sama, so please be on your best behavior and act like a gentleman.”
“I understand,” I affirmed. “I will treat her with the utmost respect.”
Youmu nodded and turned back around, stepping through the portal. As I followed her in, I realized the portal was less a hard transition between one place and another, and more of a blur where both the conventional and the esoteric seemed to blend and mash together into a surreal scene where trees appeared to grow out of the sky, and the ground beneath me was little more than a dark blue surface which lit up as I stepped on it. Before I knew it, we had entered the Netherworld, where a strange twilight lined the horizon in all directions and streams of white lights, presumably spirits, flowed across the sky.
The scenery was unlike anything I had ever experienced. All around, vast fields of spider lilies and ghostly, pale grasses stretched out across a broad expanse, broken up only by occasional rolls, hills and springs, with tall, bare and rocky mountains lining the horizon. Naked, skeletal-looking trees, undoubtedly cherry trees without blossoms, lined the many pathways criss-crossing this place. In the distance was a truly massive cherry tree, also dead and bare, its many branches creeping into the air around it like veins. This had to be the Saigyou Ayakashi, the basis for the giant cherry tree in Yuyuko’s fortress.
We soon came up to a small grouping of buildings arranged at the foot of a staircase leading up the hill to the Ayakashi. These buildings made up the main shrine of the Netherworld: Hakugyokurou. Just as Youmu had described, we first passed a spacious guardhouse along the stone pathway just before the entrance. Its construction was highly reminiscent of the first, smaller castle in the palace, right down to having a similar roof and two windows matching those in the palace version. A gate obstructed our progress; Youmu just flew over it, and I followed her.
The various buildings were adorned with lanterns, each lit by a ghostly violet flame. There was a central garden featuring rocks and more cherry trees. Wooden bridges crossed shallow pools of water lined with river stones, the waters crystal-clear but lifeless, with not even wispy green strands or lichens to be seen. Truly, this was a place between the boundary of life and death itself, seeming both alive and dead, and yet neither, at the same time.
It was here that we found Yuyuko, who was meditating quietly just outside of the main building of the shrine. Two white apparitions floated behind her, just like her shadow. Part of me still felt the need to prepare for a confrontation, as my only appraisal of her up to this point was a belligerent, twisted shadow self. But the woman in front of me conveyed an air of sophistication and serenity, a far cry from her shadow’s unabashed indulgence and sin.
“Yuyuko-sama, I have returned,” Youmu announced.
Yuyuko opened her eyes, which were of a curious reddish-pink hue, and stood up. “Welcome back, Youmu-chan. I wasn’t expecting you back this early.” She then quickly noticed me behind Youmu. “Oh? Have you brought a visitor as well?”
“Yes I have,” Youmu bowed. “I apologize for not giving you notice that I would be bringing a guest.”
Yuyuko chuckled. “Youmu-chan, you could have just told me you were going out with a man instead of making excuses for leaving suddenly. You know I would always support your pursuit for a happy relationship.”
“It-it... ah, it’s not like that at all!” Youmu stammered while blushing again. “As a matter of fact, I only just met him recently!”
“Ohoho, but you’re already bringing him home?” Yuyuko joked.
“It… he said he wanted to meet you!” Youmu said. “So I brought him here with me!”
“That is true,” I said. “I wanted to meet with you in person.” I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Saigyouji-san.”
“Fufufu, what a polite young man you are…” Yuyuko then paused, and spent a few moments seemingly looking over me curiously, tilting her head as she did so.
“...is something the matter?” I asked.
“...have I… met you somewhere before?” Yuyuko asked.
...ah, I should have expected something like this would happen. Normally, shadows had all the conscious memories of the real person in addition to the subconscious ones, but the reverse was not true: the real person was not aware of anything that transpired in the Metaverse. However, interacting with a shadow self before meeting the real person often causes that person, when you finally do meet face-to-face, to have deja vu-like conceptions of seeing you previously, even if they were otherwise completely sure they had never met you before.
“No, I’m fairly certain this is our first meeting,” I answered.
“...ah. I must be getting forgetful again,” Yuyuko said. “Please forgive this old lady, ghost’s memories aren’t exactly the best, especially when you have over a thousand years worth of memories like I do.”
“I completely understand,” I smiled. “Sometimes I feel like I can’t keep track of everything either.” I shivered a bit, despite being dressed in heavy clothes. “It’s rather chilly out here.”
“I wouldn’t know, I’m a ghost,” Yuyuko smiled. “The realm of the dead is a rather cold place at night, especially in the winter. Of course, ghosts and spirits are cold, too, so we don’t mind it.” She turned around and opened the door. “But, you are a guest, and we don’t want you to be uncomfortable. Come inside. We will treat you to some tea and food.”
We walked through the wooden, traditional corridors of the shrine, eventually arriving at a room with a kotatsu in the center and tea and snacks already laid out.
“Did you make this yourself, Yuyuko-sama?” Youmu asked.
“I wanted to surprise you after you returned from Reimu’s,” Yuyuko said, “and we happen to have enough for our guest too. Please, make yourself comfortable.”
“Ah… don’t mind if I do.” Youmu sat down on the floor and placed her legs under the warm sheet of the kotatsu. I took off my jacket and boots and made myself comfy as well.
Taking a sip of the tea, I noted it had a peculiar aroma and taste which I couldn’t quite put a finger on. It was certainly very distinct from any tea I had ever had in my life. It also had a unique ruddy color.
“Do you like it?” Yuyuko asked me. “It’s brewed using the leaves of a plant only found here in the Netherworld. I picked them fresh from the garden Youmu maintains out back.”
I took another look at the tea. “Is it safe for me to drink?” I asked somewhat nervously.
“It should be, because I’m only half-phantom and I drink it all the time,” Youmu commented. “It’s rich in vitamins and antioxidants. They say that it invigorates the spirits of people who drink it so that they live longer somehow, and it also perks up actual spirits. It only grows in the Netherworld’s soils, and it will die if you try to grow it anywhere else.”
A potent tea that only grows in the Netherworld and invigorates spirits… that sounded like something that would come very much in handy in our Fortress investigations. I decided I would ask Youmu some more about it later.
“So,” Yuyuko asked me, “what brings a mortal man like you into Hakugyokurou today?”
“Well, truthfully, I came into Gensokyo recently,” I told her.
“Oh? So you’re an Outsider.” Yuyuko smiled. “I never would have imagined an Outsider coming here so soon after arriving in Gensokyo. So how did you get here? Did you wander through a weak spot in the barrier?”
“I nearly died during an investigation, in a way that made it look like I couldn’t have possibly survived,” I explained, again, using my old lie. “I was a detective on the Outside.”
Yuyuko nodded slowly. “I see… I see…” She mused for a second.
“Yuyuko-sama?” Youmu asked.
“...I see, how interesting.” Yuyuko took another sip of her tea. “And how did you meet Youmu-chan?”
“Kirisame-san gave me housing in exchange for me working at his shop. I bumped into Youmu one day while shopping for groceries, and me and her hit it off quite quickly. Both of us were helping Reimu-san set up for her New Year’s celebration, and I asked if I could walk her back here.”
“Uh, Goro, I wouldn’t-”
“Ohoho, already calling him by his given name without honorifics,” Yuyuko chuckled. “Are you two already that close, I wonder?”
“Ah, Yuyuko-sama, we… ahh…” Youmu turned away from Yuyuko and blushed hard.
“And you already know Reimu, Akechi-kun?”
“She came into the shop one day and offered to teach me to fight with spell cards,” I said, a bit hesitantly.
“Wonderful,” she coyly smiled again. “Not only have you acquainted yourself with Youmu-chan so quickly, you impressed the cold, cranky and lazy shrine maiden enough to get her to teach you spell cards.” She fanned herself. “And you live and work for Marisa’s father. You’re a very unique and interesting individual. Perhaps it’s no surprise you would come to see me.”
I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be proud of her praise, or embarrassed by her thinly-veiled attempts to “set me up” with Youmu, who was still blushing while trying to ignore the conversation.
We ended up talking for quite a while getting to know each other. In addition to my own life, Youmu and Yuyuko told me a bit about theirs, including the latter’s past.
“So how exactly did you become the princess to begin with?” I asked her.
Yuyuko clearly seemed a bit glum when I asked that. I already knew, from Youmu and details I had picked up in her palace, the basic gist of her situation, but I wanted to know some more details, partly in hopes of finding out some more about Yukari, a name I had heard many times but who I had never seen.
“I’m sure Youmu-chan already told you about how I died,” Yuyuko said. “I was born with a very potent, and some would say abhorrent, power: manipulating spirits. At first, it was limited to commanding and directing already deceased spirits and phantoms. But as I grew from a girl into a young woman, so did my powers intensify, until it got to the point where I could tear souls from people’s bodies essentially on a whim. In other words, I could invoke death. Of course, I was horrified by the fact that I could kill people with a wish, and it did not take long for the lords to vie for my hand in marriage for political and military purposes. In the end, all I wanted was to live a normal life, and I rued that I could never have that. So…” she looked down. “...I turned my own power on myself, and committed suicide.”
I put my hand on the table. Up until now, Yuyuko had been an adversary whose heart needed to be changed. But I realized now that me and her were not at all different. Both of us wielded terrible powers, and were used by ruthless and uncaring figures for political gain. “That’s terrible,” I said strongly. “Those bastards were truly unforgivable.”
“Indeed,” Yuyuko affirmed. “And that would have been the end of my short, tortured life, were I not close friends with Yukari. She came into my life, seemingly out of nowhere, and offered to be my friend. I didn’t really know why, but since I was a bit of an outcast despite being regarded as a beauty, I readily accepted. It quickly became apparent that she wasn’t who she seemed at first: she appeared as a woman, but then she revealed she was, in fact, a youkai, and a very powerful one at that. At first, I wasn’t sure how to take that, since I, like all people, was taught that youkai were enemies who preyed upon humans and needed to be destroyed. But she seemed to sympathize with my situation, so I kept my friendship with her a complete secret.”
“And then you died,” I said.
“...yes. She found me just after I did it, and it devastated her. She knew she couldn’t bring me back, and she cursed the greedy men who drove me to kill myself, vowing to do whatever it took to save me and keep me from passing on. It was then she revealed not only her skill in manipulating people and politics, and coming up with complex schemes, but also bending borders.”
“Bending borders?” I asked.
“Yes, manipulation of boundaries. It honestly doesn’t sound like much, compared to my own power or even simple things like telekinesis or shooting lighting out of your fingertips. But in practice, it is perhaps the strongest power one can have, as the term ‘boundary’ is rather broad indeed. Truth and lies, reality and fantasy, here and there… indeed, life and death too. And it was through a combination of those two that she, for lack of a better term, blackmailed the Ministry of Right and Wrong into giving me this position, making the case that my manipulation of spirits made me a better choice than virtually anyone else. So instead of being judged, I was appointed to the position, and I have held it ever since. That was over a thousand years ago. One thousand years, I have influenced the politics of the dead.”
“Perhaps you should run for Prime Minister,” I joked.
“I’m not very comfortable dealing with those kinds of politics, thank you very much. If the people want to elect a clearly corrupt, incompetent nationalist prick, they’re certainly free to do so.”
“Yuyuko-sama!” Youmu objected. “Language!”
“...are you also aware of Shido?” I asked her.
“How would I not be? As the ruler of the Netherworld, I’m not blind to the goings-on of the Outside, especially when it comes to matters relating to their politics. It would seem as though a number of his political adversaries have died mysterious deaths, and no one was objecting to them, hailing him as a savoir even… until recently, for some reason.”
“Recently?”
“Yes, for some reason, the entire population of Japan just simply forgot about his existence. This started earlier this week. I was also suddenly approached by Doremy, who was passing around urgent information to all the afterlife bureaucrats and elites who would listen to her.”
“Who is ‘Doremy?’”
“Doremy Sweet, the ruler of the Dream World. She came to me reporting a colossal disturbance unfolding there. It doesn’t affect Gensokyo, since the disturbance seems to be based in the Outside and the Hakurei Border is separating us from it. But she’s concerned about the implications it could have on Gensokyo’s existence if it isn’t kept in check. Yukari is currently hibernating, so I’ve been in talks recently with Ran about sending a probe to go investigate the disturbance, and hopefully getting an audience with Kasen as well.”
Well, that was very unexpected. A ‘colossal disturbance’ in people’s dreams? This was something I needed to know about.
“Does she know where this disturbance is based? As a detective, that sort of thing would interest me.”
“And you come from Outside, so it would certainly affect you. She told me the effect was, to some extent, spreading across the world, but after analyzing various dreams she determined its source is somewhere in Tokyo, based on who is having those strange dreams.”
The mention of Tokyo as the source of the anomaly immediately made my mind jump to Mementos somehow being involved, especially since it seemed the public itself had undergone a change in cognition, something possible only through tampering with Mementos itself. My mind went wild with imagining all sorts of different theories as to what was happening, since my knowledge of what went on with the Metaverse there ended at Shido’s Palace being destroyed. It also frustrated me that I couldn’t simply go check, since it was impossible for me to leave Gensokyo on my own. Unless Mementos could also be accessed from here, I just had to have faith that the Phantom Thieves would look into it… assuming it didn’t affect them, as well.
“I kept telling Yuyuko-sama I would volunteer to go check for her, but instead she just kept sending me to get food and garden all day,” Youmu added.
“And… I sincerely apologize for running you like a mule like that,” Yuyuko said sorrowfully. “And for quite a while before that too. Actually, I’ve done that to some extent with all of your ancestors who have served me, Youki included. I realized last night that the reason I did that must be because, subconsciously, I still yearn for that normal life which I never received, so I ended up abusing my power and influence as an escape. And it’s been particularly severe lately, too. So again, I hope you will forgive me.”
Youmu went over to hug her. “Of course I care about you, Yuyuko-sama! You’re the closest I have to family! I won’t let anyone or anything harm you!”
Yuyuko gently pushed her off and smiled. “You’re such a devoted and noble young woman, Youmu-chan. I wouldn’t replace you with the world.” She then crossed her arms. “Even so, I don’t want to send you to investigate the anomaly.”
“...why not?” Youmu asked.
“You may be a proficient swordswoman, but I fear you would not operate well in the Outside World away from everything you know, interacting with the public and all. It is very, very stressful under normal circumstances, and I know how poorly you operate in stressful public situations. Because of this, it would be best if you did not go out there. I’m not doing this because I’m saying you can’t do it. I’m doing this because it wouldn’t be safe or good for you to do so. I will get in touch with Kasen and work something out.”
I turned to Youmu and said, “I didn’t know you were discussing such a plan.”
Youmu put her hand to her chest. “I swore I would serve Yuyuko and carry out her desires. That includes addressing any potential threat to the Netherworld, and to a lesser extent Gensokyo as well. I’ve done it many times before.” She looked down. “I want to serve Yuyuko-sama and solve this incident too, but…”
“...but you don’t know if you can do it, and she doesn’t think you should,” I finished for her. “I do fully understand what she means: the Outside is a big, scary place, and few people look out for one another like you do here. In fact, no one looked out for me. For many, it really is survival of the strongest. Add to that the dizzying differences in technology and culture out there, and I can understand why your master wants to keep you safe.”
“I don’t leave the Netherworld that much except to shop,” Youmu said. “So I apologize if my social skills aren’t the best.”
“I see… Why don’t we teach you how to act in public?” I suggested.
“Eh??” Youmu blushed.
“You’re not sure if you can handle social situations,” I said. “That means we have to expose you to them, have you talk to people, interact, visit. It’s the only way you’ll get better. And I am willing to help you.”
“R-really?”
“Ohohoho,” Yuyuko laughed haughtily, “are you taking my dear Youmu-chan on a date?”
“I am only doing this as a friend,” I said. “Men and women can be friends without becoming romantic, would you agree?”
“I don’t doubt that, it’s just that - well - you know how one thing can lead to another without you noticing, a cute girl and a handsome devil like you…”
“Er-” I rushed to change the subject. “So, about that disturbance on the Outside.”
“Are we still talking about that?” Yuyuko teased. She then shifted to a more serious tone. “I would imagine an Outsider such as you would want to return as soon as possible, but just like Youmu-chan I don’t believe it would be wise for you to do so at this time. According to Doremy it is quite severe, and only getting worse.”
“I have no intention of returning,” I replied, shaking my head. “I plan to stake it out here in Gensokyo instead.”
Yuyuko then leaned back with genuine surprise on her face. “Thats…” she smiled. “Have we charmed you that quickly, so much that you don’t want to return to reality?”
“That’s… not it. Instead, I think considering the circumstances of my arrival here, everyone would believe I were a dead man walking. I wouldn’t be able to escape the media’s eye likely for as long as I live. People would treat me differently, especially since I was a prolific detective before. Plus, my apartment would most likely have been emptied by now, and I have no family to board with. I would have to rebuild my life from scratch. As much as I miss the Outside, I feel it would be wisest to remain in Gensokyo and continue my life here.”
“That’s probably just as well,” Yuyuko said. "Generally, only the sages have the power to send people across the border, and even then they hesitate to do it because of the potential damage it may do. Yukari is the only one who can cross the barrier without directly tampering with it, but she’s hibernating right now.”
“You make it sound like harming the Barrier is very dangerous,” I noted.
“If the Barrier were to fall, all Youkai, gods, and other mythical creatures in Gensokyo would die,” Yuyuko explained. “That’s why it was created: as a last reserve for all things magical. This location, Gensokyo, was chosen because it was already a remote valley haunted by youkai. It’s purpose is to protect the youkai from the malign influences of lack of faith and fear Outside, but of course extremely powerful disturbances can harm it, too. It’s not just Gensokyo, either: here in the Netherworld, mass disturbances can agitate and harm the spirits here, and a sudden influx can send it into chaos. That’s why I’ve taken an interest in solving this incident as soon as possible.”
“Is there anything I can offer to help?” I asked.
“What can a normal human such as you offer?” Yuyuko questioned.
“Well, I am an ace detective, and good at making deductions. Furthermore, I’m very familiar with Japanese politics from my time in the SIU as well as my studies. I could my perspective, if nothing else.”
“An ‘ace detective’ familiar with politics…” Yuyuko thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “You know, winters do get long without Yukari-san around, and you seem like a bright, young gentleman. Perhaps you could come here more often and visit us. You can look over the facts we find in this case, me and the others, and we can make pleasant conversation over tea. You get to enjoy the company of the Netherworld Princess, a privilege few others get to enjoy.”
I thought about the deal she was offering. Yuyuko seemed very well-versed in all kinds of politics. Perhaps interacting with her would improve my interactions with shadows in the Metaverse during infiltrations. In addition, the events transpiring Outside concerned me, due to the possibility of Metaverse involvement. I could try searching for clues here, but if I could at least listen in on Yuyuko’s investigation and offer my advice, hopefully that could also help the situation. All of these as well were my best excuses to meet with Yuyuko and help steer her towards moving on from the reasons her Fortress formed.
“Very well, I accept your offer.” I offered my hand to shake.
“Then it is done. You have officially made a deal with the Netherworld’s ruler. I hope you understand what you’re getting yourself into,” she slyly smiled as we shook hands.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Death Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
“You should probably head home,” Yuyuko advised. “I will have Youmu-chan guide you back to that portal. I trust you can make it back to the Village on your own?”
“Of course,” I bowed. “I’ve already done it several times.”
“Splendid. I look forward to our next meeting. Have a good evening.”
As we made our way back to the portal, I decided to talk with Youmu about some plans I had going forward, especially in light of this troubling new situation on the Outside.
“I want to discuss this with the other two after the New Year’s celebrations are over,” I said to her. “I think this new incident could involve the Metaverse.”
“Why do you say that?” Youmu asked.
“If what your master suggested is correct, a very serious situation is developing out there. It sounds as though the public itself had a sudden shift in cognition. There is only one way that is possible, and that is if Mememtos is tampered with.”
“Er… Mementos?”
“Grand Fortresses like your master’s only form if the person’s desires are highly distorted. Most people do not have their own Fortresses. Instead, their collective desires form one enormous, shared Fortress: Mementos.”
“Is that so?” she asked. “But I thought they were called ‘Palaces.’ That’s what you called them before.”
“I’ve decided ‘Fortress’ is a more apt term for what we’re dealing with here in Gensokyo,” I said to her, “because here, at least in your master’s case, it seemed like she was imprisoned by her own distortions, and instead of stealing her distorted desires like I did with Palaces out there, we instead destroyed them, thus purifying her desires and freeing her from them. But even so, that is only a single person’s cognition we have managed to change. To alter the public’s collective cognition…”
“So you want to investigate it?” Youmu asked.
“If it’s possible. I don’t know if it is from here. But it certainly wouldn’t hurt to try. I need to see this for myself. But, as I said before, we can wait until after New Year’s, and not just because I don’t want to miss the festivities. Making any sort of move during the holiday would run the risk of drawing attention to us, especially since Reimu and Marisa are such high-profile figures. Once they’re over, however? It's showtime. We can’t ignore this.”
“I agree,” Youmu affirmed. “This could turn into a major incident threatening Gensokyo if we leave it be.” She bowed. “And… I’m glad we have someone like you on our side, who can show us that place, and let us overcome our own doubts and problems.”
“Oh, there’s still plenty more growth to do even after awakening a Persona,” I told her. “That’s why I want to help you overcome your social anxiety. If your master won’t let you into the Outside to go see the anomaly because she’s worried you can’t handle it, then, why not work to prove her wrong? Besides, it would be good for you to get out and about anyway, and it’s not like Yuyuko will hold you back anymore now that we’ve changed her heart.”
“I know, but…” she started blushing again. “...it might be a bit embarrassing to do it alone with a guy…”
“You have the others too, if you need them. We’re all here for each other.” I smiled. “By the way, the tea was quite good.”
“Oh, I’m… glad you like it! I grow it all myself, like Yuyuko-sama said. I’m actually very good at gardening, and I can even crossbreed different kinds of plants. I spent almost three years tinkering around with different varieties of that plant family until I isolated a rare mutation that lacked the toxins lethal to mortals in extremely small quantities and had all those vitamins and antioxidants I mentioned, then Eirin-san down in Eientei helped me concentrate the good stuff until I eventually arrived at this result. According to her, something like a typical teacup’s worth of this stuff will extend your lifespan by about a week, so because you drank two cups back there I guess you’ll be living for two weeks longer than you would have if you didn’t drink it.”
“Fascinating,” I observed. “Is there any chance we could bring some of it into the Metaverse?”
“Eh? Why?” Youmu wondered.
“Remember what I said about the need for caffeine being even more literal in the Metaverse than in the real world? Consuming something like this there would certainly give us the energy to keep going when we’re up to our necks in tearing through Fortresses. If you could, I think it would be advantageous to cultivate and make tea specifically for our infiltrations. You could consider it part of our deal, if you want.”
“Well, it’s not like I can mass-produce it… but I’ll certainly give it a try,” Youmu said.
“Splendid. Now, shall we enjoy the New Year’s celebration at the shrine tomorrow?”
Youmu shook her head. “Sorry, we’re hosting our own New Year’s party here at Hakugyokurou, and several important people including the Yama and the Satori will be in attendance. Yuyuko-sama offered to help me host the guests, which she doesn’t normally do, but even then it will be a lot of work. I do hope you’ll have fun at the shrine, though. I’m sure Reimu will appreciate it.”
“I’m sure it will be a lot of fun.” I turned toward the portal. “Thank you for allowing me to spend time with you and your master. I’ll see you again in a couple of days.”
“Uh… yeah, it was a pleasure to have you.”
“Good night.” I stepped through the portal, and re-entered the world of the living.
Notes:
Akechi is a sexy boi and the girls know it
Also Youmoe is moe
My personal headcanon on Sanae is that she was always a little eccentric to begin with, but moving to Gensokyo caused her to become a perpetually insane crazy-awesome airhead.
Chapter 13: New Year's Celebration
Chapter Text
12/31/16
The store was closed both for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day, and as he promised yesterday, Masato told me I didn’t have to work either day, since there wouldn’t be much to do otherwise; I had been very efficient in the cleaning, which I had learned from keeping my old apartment presentable for visiting detectives and police officers.
I looked around my room. So far, it seemed rather bare still, with only a futon, a candle, and a few changes of clothes in the closet, including the detective clothes I had brought with me which were neatly folded up. Since this was going to be my space for the foreseeable future, I felt it appropriate to add some furniture. Perhaps a work desk, or a comfortable chair in which I could read. Speaking of which, I should probably start a book collection. Without the modern luxuries of TV and the internet, and my schedule being much more open than it used to be, I started seriously wondering how I was going to keep myself from growing bored. I knew I was going to have to totally rethink how I spent my free time without any of the time-wasters I was used to having.
I thought back to what Lavenza had told me about forming social bonds, and how it would help my quest to avoid damnation, as well as solve the mystery of the Fortresses. Again, I thought about how, while I was good at forming professional relationships, I had never really had what I would consider strong personal ones. I always figured, given the absence of parents in my early life, and eventually being forced to live on my own, that I would always be more or less alone, so why even try? Perhaps that’s why I took up such a demanding schedule, to hide from the fact that I was friendless. Now, I was forced into a situation where I not only could, but needed to build a strong social network. Not the easiest thing to do when you had no connections to speak of, and the place you found yourself in supposedly had man-eaters lurking around every corner outside the designated safe place for humans.
...but I could fly, which I never thought was possible, and Reimu wanted to teach me spell cards, which I hoped could help me get ahead in this place. Speaking of which, we never did get around to that, since Marisa interrupted us just before we could begin, and we had gotten our hands tied with taking down Yuyuko’s Fortress. Given that today was New Year’s Eve, I doubted she would want to give me lessons, if she even had time to do so. And with this new, unfolding incident on the Outside, and my wanting to investigate it, I felt it might be some time before I could resume my lessons with her.
Oh well, I thought. Guess I’ll just have to find some way to spend my day before heading up to the shrine for the celebration. Thinking about what to do, I remembered Masato had told me that Keine sought me a couple days ago, when we were in the Fortress. I felt it might be a good idea to pay her a visit.
It was snowing this morning before I left the shop, but it had since stopped. Once again, people were clearing the streets and their doorsteps. Farmers came in with Rickshaws heading for the central marketplace. Chickens, cats and other small animals roamed loose in the streets. Yet more children held snowball fights. Up above, thin beams of sunlight had begun to break through the dense clouds, creating yellow streaks across the sky.
Masato told me that Keine lived in a small house attached to the main schoolhouse, which was one of the town’s largest buildings behind only the town hall and the Heida House. I found it without much trouble, and went up to the door to knock, only to find a small note on the door saying that Keine had gone out to visit a friend - most likely Mokou, the woman who rescued me and whom Keine had gone to visit back on Christmas. It seemed hard to believe, this past week - easily one of the busiest and most interesting of my entire life. Already, it had seemed an eternity since I came to this place, which made me wonder what this coming year, and many more years ahead, would look like for me.
Reimu had warned me not to stray from the village or the path to the shrine without an escort until I learned spell cards, and I decided it would be best to follow that advice. So instead, I made my way over to the market to see if I could get something for breakfast. The scene at the market was bustling: vendors setting up their decorations and putting out special displays, and people making last-minute purchases for their New Year’s Eve meals and parties. Even with the culture difference and tech gap, some things seemed perennial no matter where you were, and apparently shopping rushes were one of them. I found a covered cafe stand, where I decided to get a cup of coffee and a bowl of miso soup. As I looked around for a seat, I saw a familiar dress sitting at the bar…
“Good morning, Marisa,” I smiled, sitting down next to her.
“Oh, hey! Didn’t expect to see you here, Goro!”
“I had the day off, so I decided to come check out the market this morning.” I took a sip of the coffee. “Mmmm… this is quite the interesting blend. Of course, nothing beats Sakura-san’s blend, but this is very distinct from the coffee in Tokyo.”
“Well, we pretty much have to grow all our own,” Marisa admitted. “Japan ain’t the best place to grow coffee, since it gets so cold in the winter. We have this species the Tengu came up with around the time the Border went up that can stand up to our climate, and someone smuggled some seeds down here so now there are coffee growers in and around the village. Other than that, Yukari sometimes drops off bags of whatever she can get her hands on at Kourin’s, who then sells them to the restaurants and cafes in town.” She looked at her pocket watch. “Speakin’ of which, I’m goin’ there right after this. You can come with me if you have nothin’ else to do.”
“Absolutely,” I said. “What kinds of things does he sell there? I still have quite a bit from our infiltration two days ago.”
“So do I. I managed to go around and sell all the treasure we found in the Palace; the Kappa bought most of it, but Alice also gave me some money for stuff she says is really good for making dolls but is hard to find; she actually asked me why I had a bunch of it all of a sudden. When I counted up the money, I realized I had just over enough to pay back my tab and Reimu’s, and since she has no money I thought I’d go do her a solid. Kourin’s got all the best stuff; you’d like it there, he sells stuff that falls through the barrier, and I go there when I’m lookin’ for stuff for my experiments.”
We finished up our food and left the money on the table before making our way to Rinnosuke’s shop. It was located just beyond the town walls, and near the edge of the Forest of Magic where Marisa said she lived in a house deep within. A sign above the door declared the business’s name as “Kourindou.”
I decided to open the door for Marisa like a gentleman, which made her hesitate a bit before entering. The inside of the store was rather unlike Masato’s place, being a messy collection of shelves haphazardly stocked with such items as old toys, gadgets, manga, instant ramen and, of course, bottles and bottles of alcohol. Sitting behind the counter was a man with white hair, thick-framed glasses and a blue kimono reading a book. He looked up at us, saw Marisa and put his book down.
“Good morning, Marisa,” he said flatly. “What can I do for you today?”
“Mornin’, Kourin!” Marisa smiled. She then reached into her bag and pulled out a stack of yen held together with a band, and put it on the counter in front of her. Much of it was, of course, soaked in shadow blood, but Rinnosuke nor anyone else who had never been to the Metaverse couldn’t see it of course. Hopefully.
“I’m here to pay my tab,” she said simply.
Rinnosuke’s eyes widened, and he put his hands on the table and looked at her in disbelief. “...you’re doing what now?”
“I told ‘ya, didn’t I? I’m payin’ off my tab. There’s also enough in there to cover Reimu’s tab, as well.”
Rinnosuke paused for a second, staring at her like a statue, before suddenly reaching across the table and grabbing her shoulders.
“Whoa, hey! Whaddya’ doin’?!” Marisa exclaimed.
“Who are you and what did you do with Marisa???” Rinnosuke asked her. “Are you that kitsune who tricked Reimu that one time? Or maybe a tanuki? Is this money real, or are you pulling some kind of prank???”
“What’s with ‘ya today, Kourin?!” Marisa said. “Of course I’m me, and of course the money’s real!”
“But Marisa would never pay her tab!” Rinnosuke insisted. He then looked over at me. “What about you? Do you have something to do with this?”
“I might,” I said coyly. Technically, I wasn’t lying, since I did help Marisa and the others take all the treasure and rob all the money from the shadows in the Fortress, not that I could tell him that.
“I knew it! This has to be-” he then stopped suddenly, looked at Marisa, then back at me, then back at Marisa.
“...by the way, why do you have a man with you?”
Marisa jumped up and blushed profusely. “Ah! He’s… he’s just a new friend of mine! I brought ‘im along because he ain’t workin’ today and needed somethin’ to do!”
Rinnosuke rubbed his chin, and grinned lightly. “Hmmm… friend, I see. Are you sure that’s all he is?”
“Don’t tease me!” Marisa pleaded.
“My name is Goro Akechi,” I bowed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Rinnosuke-san.”
“Goro Akechi…” Rinnosuke got up from his seat. The man was much larger than he seemed at first, being almost exactly my own height, perhaps slightly taller. “Can’t say I’ve seen you around before.”
“He fell through the barrier recently,” Marisa told him. “Keine found him work and a place to sleep in the village.”
“Ah, so you come from Outside, then? Where do you come from?” he asked me.
“Shibuya,” I told him.
“Tokyo? That’s a bit of a surprise. We do sometimes get outsiders, but not many from Tokyo. Did you just happen to be visiting Nagano or Yamanashi and fell through a weak spot in the Border?”
“Well, it’s a long story, actually. I doubt you’d be interested right this second. But when I did fall through, I was found by a woman named Mokou, who kept me at her place for a week while I was unconscious before Keine came by on Christmas to visit her, which is when she found me.”
Rinnosuke adjusted his glasses, and bowed. “Well, I guess either way, we’re glad you can be here with us safe and sound. I am Rinnosuke Morichika, and as you can see, this is my humble shop. I collect all sorts of curiosities that fall through the Border from time to time, including some things you may recognize.”
I inspected a random shelf near us, and was surprised to find a mint copy of the first volume of Fist of the North Star, still in its plastic sleeve. “Unbelievable,” I said, wide-eyed.
“What? It’s just a comic,” said Rinnosuke.
“You don’t understand; this is a first-release copy of this manga still in its sleeve! Something like this can easily go for hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of yen out there!”
“Then I guess I’ll change its price to 1,000,000 yen,” Rinnosuke joked. He counted the stack of money Marisa handed him. “Yep, yep, yep… well, you weren’t kidding. There is exactly enough in this stack to cover both of your tabs. I have to ask though: where did you get all of this money all of a sudden?”
“Let’s just say we found a huge treasure cache and the kappa and Alice bought it all up,” Marisa said. “We split it up of course, but even after that I still wound up with quite the share. And I thought I’d do Reimu a favor by takin’ care of her tab for her as a present.”
Rinnosuke chuckled. “Well, I guess that officially makes you a more caring and charming person than her. And a harder worker, I suppose.”
“Oh please, I don’t work half as hard as she does,” Marisa dismissed. “Are ‘ya just jealous of this handsome devil I got over here and you’re tryin’ to flatter me?”
“I’m merely stating the truth,” Rinnosuke said. “You’re still reckless and uncaring for other people’s property, but you’re also a hardworking, caring person who happens to also be reckless and uncaring for other people’s property.”
Marisa pouted. “Oh, so now you’re tryin’ to guilt-trip me? I’ll have you know, I have no weaknesses!” She turned to me and said, “why don’tcha prove it to this guy? Hit me with your best shot!”
She’s asking me to insult her? I knew I had to be careful with this one, since I didn’t know what all of her sore spots were.
I cleared my throat and fired my first salvo. “Okay, well… you’re stupid.”
Marisa beamed defiantly. “Oh yeah? And what?”
“You’re short.”
“That just makes me cuter! And?”
“You’re messy.”
“Uh-huh! AND?”
Hmm, seems she really doesn’t get offended easily. Time to get creative.
“I love you.”
That last one caused Marisa’s eyes to fling open, her face to flush completely red, and, eventually, her to faint.
I looked at the floor where she had fallen, and then back up at Rinnosuke. “Ah. Did I do something wrong?”
“I doubt it,” Rinnosuke said offhandedly. “She has a big ego, but short-circuits whenever the subject of love is brought up. I swear, it took me forever for me to explain to her that, no, kissing doesn’t make you pregnant.”
Marisa eventually got back up, got in my face and poked my chest angrily. “T-T-T-T-THAT’S CHEATING!!!! D-D-DUMMY!! I CALL FOUL!” She glanced over at Rinnosuke. “You saw, didn’tcha?!”
“Well, this is my shop.”
Marisa took my arm. “C’mon, we’re leavin’ for today.”
“You’re not going to take something and then, well, put it on your tab?” Rinnosuke grinned.
“I did what I came ‘ere for. Now, let’s go!” She led me outside and toward the forest.
“What the hell was that for???” Marisa yelled at me, still blushing like a beet.
“You do seem to pride yourself in being cute,” I smiled, “and I think the way you react to things like that adds to your charm.”
“Grrrrr- I-I’m not some kawaii anime girl you can toy with all day! I’m a hard-working magician, dammit! I don’t like ‘ya teasin’ me like that!”
“Your face and tone of voice say otherwise,” I noted.
“S-s-stop it… dummy,” she stammered, pulling her hat down over her face.
I looked at the forest behind her. It was dark. It was thick. And I swore I saw a glowing set of eyes stare right back at me at one point. “So, this is the Forest of Magic? Looks pretty intimidating."
Marisa perked back up; seemed as though talking business was enough to snap her out of her fits. “Oh, yeah, well, that’s because it is. There’s lotsa nasty stuff in there. Giant, glowing mushrooms sprayin’ deadly spores everywhere. Man-eating plants. And, of course, tons of youkai. In other words, a magician’s paradise.”
“That all doesn’t sound like a paradise…” I said somewhat nervously. Making your way through a deadly forest when you had no powers was much scarier than facing down a horde of Fafnirs when you did, and few people were keenly aware of that sense of powerlessness like I was.
“Eh, you get used to it, long as you know the right routes through the forest. Also, you never fly into or out of the forest except in designated places.”
“Then why aren’t we flying straight to your house?” I asked.
“‘Cause you said you wanted to see this place, right? Well, I’m showin’ you what one of Gensokyo’s most dangerous places is like, and why I’m a badass for livin’ here! Now, follow me, and make sure you don’t leave my sight!” She then strutted straight into the woods, and I followed close behind.
Winter days aren’t very bright to begin with, but as soon as we were in the forest proper it was like flipping a light switch. Light barely touched the ground here, blocked by the thick foliage of the trees above us - and according to Marisa, it was even darker, like perpetual night, during the Spring and Summer when the deciduous trees had all of their leaves. Other than that, it seemed like a normal Japanese forest near its edges, but once we got further in was when stranger things started popping up: large mushrooms, most of which glowed and glittered, and some of which Marisa stopped to pick. Wide, stinking flowers, like Indonesian rafflesias. At one point, a long row of Jizo statues, one of which had notably more offerings than all of the others; Marisa stopped and left a piece of fruit for it.
“What’s so special about this one compared to the others?” I asked.
“Dunno. I just think it’s the cutest, I guess.”
We hiked for a total of about half an hour - if I had to guess, about two kilometers, before we arrived at a large clearing, the white, cloudy sky shining above us. There, on top of a snowy knoll, was a quaint, western-style house.
“We’re here,” Marisa huffed. “This here is my house.”
“It’s quite lovely,” I complimented.
“Eh, it ain’t much if you ask me. I literally just found it one day and called it mine. No one’s showed up to take it back, so I think I’m good.”
“Ah yes, classic adverse possession,” I noted. “Which is perfectly legal, believe it or not, assuming you can make it to 20 years before the owner shows up and maintain it.”
“Well, let’s see: I found it when I was ten, and my 27th is on February 3rd, so-”
“You’re 27??” I asked, confused.
“You surprised?” Marisa smirked.
“I mean, I don’t mean to make assumptions of people’s ages, but I would have guessed you were about a first-year in age.”
“Yeah, I’ve always wondered about it a bit myself, too. Eirin thinks I grow slower than most people, for some reason. That’s why I’m still so short and, er, yeah,” she said, holding her hands to her chest. “But, she says I’ll also age slower, so I live longer in the end, which is nice. Plus, it still means I have a chance to grow big, and in all the right places!”
“I… see. What about Reimu? Now that I think about it, she looks rather young like you…”
“Her birthday is actually a month after mine, if you can believe it. We were born the same year. She’s also kinda like me, slow to grow for whatever reason. Exactly why, Eirin isn’t quite sure either, but it sounds like she’ll also get to live a bit longer too.”
“Very interesting. So I’m actually almost a decade your junior, despite looking like I should be your senpai.”
“Yeah, and there’s still a lot of youkai and other things that live here that look way younger than they actually are. They’re kinda vain like that. Take Remilia, for example. Looks and acts like a bratty preteen girl. She’s 515.”
“Some people grow old without growing up, I suppose,” I shrugged. We both chuckled.
The inside of her house was, somehow, exactly what I expected based on her personality: piles and piles of trash, treasure and other random items strewn about in piles reaching all the way up to the ceiling. About the only semi-organized area of her home was her workshop, and even then she had vials of chemicals stashed on the shelves and in cabinets with no regard to order or even safety (including, disturbingly, mercury stored in a glass jar shut with a cork), stacks of books with titles in languages ranging from Japanese to English to French to runes I couldn’t identify, a mini-greenhouse containing, among other things, nightshade, marijuana, ayahuasca, and tomacco plants, and a terrarium with the largest salamander I had ever seen. Over by the fireplace was a large cauldron, which Marisa claimed she made both potions and meals in. Her kitchen was mostly stocked with dry goods, with the exception of chilled food kept inside an old Whirlpool fridge which had been haphazardly refurbished and was powered… somehow. Looking around, it certainly left no doubt that this was the home of a witch.
“Now that I’ve given ‘ya the grand tour, whaddya think?”
I looked around at the disaster area of a home once again. “It’s… very unique,” I tersely praised.
“But, why did you bring me to this place?”
“You said you had nothin’ goin’ on, right? And we still got a few hours to kill before we gotta head to Reimu’s. Why don’t we just have lunch and visit for a while-”
There was a knock on the door.
“Eh? A visitor?” She went toward the door. “Prolly just Alice, or maybe Reisen since I sell medicine ingredients to them. I’ll be right back.”
As Marisa went to go grab the door, I decided to have a look around and see what ingredients we had, and what we could throw together to make lunch. For a Western-styled witch, she had very traditional Japanese tastes, with the fridge holding large amounts of fish, a pantry full of soba, udon, ramen and other types of noodles, some stock and bouillon in the pantry, heavy burlap sacks full of rice, and some fruits and vegetables in a basket off to the side. Her well pump was located in a utility room, seemingly added on to the house, and there were several buckets on the floor beside it. I had to admit, she did have a rather well put-together little-
“How many times do I have to tell ‘ya that yer not allowed at my house?!” I heard her suddenly yell. “Now get outta here before I Master Spark ‘ya in the face! ...No, he’s not my boyfriend or anything! Now GET OUT!”
I heard the door slam, and when Marisa came back she was steaming.
“Who was that?” I asked. “Unwelcome guest, I assume?”
Marisa sat at the table and sighed. “That was Aya. She was tryin’ to interview me for her trashy tabloid about me, you and Reimu. Honestly, that demon. Does she have anything better to do?”
“Who is ‘Aya?’”
“Aya Shameimaru. She’s one of the tengu that live on Youkai Mountain. She runs this newspaper called the Bunbunmaru, and she publishes some of the most ridiculous crap in there. She used to have a version she sold in the Village as well, but Mamizou managed to do a smear campaign against it, so she stopped it. Ever since then, I swear she’s been getting more desperate for material, so she’s been pestering me, Reimu and a few others more over the smallest things. My money’s that she’s been spyin’ on us for some time.”
I froze in place. “Shit. That means she may have seen us enter the Metaverse and could tell others.”
“I was fearin’ the same thing, but she didn’t seem to bring up anything about us disappearin’ out of nowhere every time we entered, and I definitely didn’t bring it up or else she woulda got suspicious.”
“Even so, it sounds like we need to be very careful around her. If she’s following us around, it’s only a matter of time before she discovers our secret. Tell me, what does she look like in case I ever run into her?”
“Oh, right, you didn’t see her ‘cause you were back here. Well, she’s kinda tall, I’d say only a little shorter than you, and she bobs her hair in a way that hides her pointy ears. Usually she wears one of three outfits: if she’s on guard duty at Youkai Mountain she’ll be wearin’ one of the standard tengu warrior outfits with the detached sleeves, baggy pants and combat boots, and she’ll have a shield, a leaf fan and usually a spear. She doesn’t actually have wings, but they got this cape that can turn into crows wings to help them fly better, and she’ll be wearin’ that too. If she’s in the Village, she’ll crossdress as a paperboy in a brown jacket, a red tie and a cabbie hat. The rest of the time, she’s in a white shirt, has the little red tokin hat that the tengu like to wear, red geta shoes and a really short black skirt that I wonder how it’s even legal. She’ll also be carryin’ a notepad.”
“You mentioned she was a tengu. Does she have any special powers?” I thought about tengus in the Metaverse, who typically had powerful wind attacks.
“She can move really, really fast. Like, faster than the speed of sound fast, and she’s one of the only people I can’t beat in races. That means she can literally be on the other side of Gensokyo right now and be here within seconds. She can also whip up mean winds, and can even listen in on them to try and make out people’s voices so she can go bug ‘em for material.”
“I… see. She will be a very tough obstacle to our plans indeed. If she spreads word about the Metaverse and it becomes common knowledge… well, I don’t actually know what would happen, but the results would most likely be catastrophic for our investigations.”
“How so?”
“Well, I have actually run into shadows of people aware of the Metaverse, many of whom had ties to the Kijiro Group, a massive conglomerate who at one point poured billions of yen into researching cognitive psience, as it’s called. Their shadows were capable of doing things normal shadows cannot, since they can essentially manipulate their own cognitions at will. Now, imagine if that started happening en masse here. Our investigations would grind to a halt, and people would be all over us, including many who would try to kill us. So not only do we have to keep our Metaverse lives a complete secret, but we have to keep others from knowing as well. If that means having to ‘silence’ them if all else fails, then so be it.”
Marisa gulped. “Well, hopefully it doesn’t come to that. Most especially because Aya’s an old and powerful person who could wipe the floor with us if she ever got serious.”
“We’ll just have to be careful, and hope it never becomes necessary,” I said.
After that brief conversation, we went ahead and made some soba. Marisa insisted that I do some of the cooking, despite my repeated warnings about my lack of skill still. She, of course, didn’t listen and taunted me, calling me an entitled city boy who was used to having everything be done for me. When the actual soup was done, though…
“...I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to glow purple like that,” Marisa winced.
I looked at the recipe scribbled on the cabinet door again. “I’m fairly certain I followed them exactly, but…”
Marisa picked up a noodle from the purple, bubbling soup. “Well, hopefully it tastes better than it looks.” She stuck it in her mouth, chewed it a bit… then promptly spat it back out all over the table, reached for her still piping hot tea and chugged it all at once.
“Bluh, bleh, GAH!” She flipped her bowl over the table, spilling the toxic sludge everywhere. “What the HELL is this… this Mystery Food X?!? Where’d ‘ya learn how ‘ta cook, truck-drivin’ school?!?”
“I warned you, I’m just that horrible of a cook,” I shrugged. “I don’t know why, really. Everything I cook for some reason always comes out like-”
Suddenly, Marisa shoved a piece into my mouth. The second the noodle entered, I could tell something was very, very wrong. The horrid, rancid flavor, the indescribably awful aftertaste, the non-Euclidian way in which the hellish aroma danced around in my sinuses… no human, or any other living thing, deserved to have this torture inflicted upon them. My eyes watered, the blood drained from my face, and before I knew it Marisa was holding my head over a bucket as I vomited into it.
Gasping for breath and my face red, I wearily looked up at her, shaking as chills overtook my body.
“Man, you’re such a lightweight, pukin’ and fallin’ to the ground like that. Guess you can’t dish it out if you can’t take it,” she smirked.
“Marisa! There you are!” came a voice as the door flung open. We jolted our heads around, and saw Reimu stomp into the kitchen where we were.
“Oh, hey there, Reimu! Didn’t know you were comin’ to visit!”
“Why are you not at the shrine? Everything’s set up but the party doesn’t start for a few more hours, so there’s absolutely nothing going on right now! I demand that you and Goro come with me right this second so you can end my boredom!”
“We were gonna come to the shrine when it got dark, but-” Marisa and I then observed Reimu walk over to the table, where there was still a bowl of Mystery Food X on the table.
“You should have told me you were making lunch, I would have come over if you did,” she said as she took the bowl and chugged it all down at once.
Both of us panicked. “Uh, wait, no, Reimu, that’s-”
Reimu set the bowl down and wiped her face with her sleeve. “What? Was that bowl one of yours?”
“Ah, no, that’s… I made an error in the preparation, so the soup is all but inedible…” I hung my head low in shame, confessing that to Reimu.
“So? Honestly, it wasn’t that bad. Maybe a little bland, but nothing to puke in a bucket over, unlike you apparently.”
I was absolutely dumbstruck.
“Er…”
Marisa leaned in and whispered, “Reimu doesn’t have much of a budget for food, so she’s built up insane tolerance to all sorts of crap. One time I walked in on her eating dirt, and dropped my other plans just to take her to go eat an actual meal. And there was one time she ate rotten leftovers and I had to literally revive her; sometimes I swipe food from places just to drop it off at the shrine and make sure she’s eating alright.”
“What are you whispering about?” Reimu demanded.
“Oh, uh,” Marisa jumped up, “I was just tellin’ him about that one time I challenged you to a drinkin’ contest.”
“I don’t care about that,” Reimu dismissed, “I demand that you two come with me and cure my boredom. You can continue your date there if you want, I honestly don’t care.”
“EHH???” both me and Marisa exclaimed in unison.
“I’m joking,” Reimu snickered. “But in all honesty, I’m really, really bored, so can you two come with me and play Daifugo or something while we wait for everyone else to show up?”
“I don’t mind,” I said. “Why don’t we get going?”
Marisa was still blushing like an apple, even as she grabbed her broom and we got ready to head out.
When we arrived at the shrine it was about 3 P.M. All the stalls were set up, but the only person there was the bird girl from yesterday, who was busily gutting and prepping eel to sell, as well as the fairies Reimu was bossing around. Reimu introduced me to them: the one in the American flag costume was named Clownpiece, and was supposedly a Hell fairy who was living under the shrine after some incident a year and a half back. The other three were named Sunny Milk, Luna Child, and Star Sapphire. They lived in a tree somewhere behind the shrine. Reimu warned me that all three were mischief-makers, as all fairies tended to be, but other than that weren’t much to worry about due to being too stupid to do anything harmful; apparently fairies were all immature in both appearance and behavior, and would get into fights over the smallest things and then promptly forget the reason they were fighting to begin with.
And that was just the “strongest” ones: she also told me that fairies in general were “cannon fodder” and could be easily killed by just about anything, which was why they swarmed and attacked in groups. However, because they were nature spirits they could endlessly respawn when killed.
“Here, let me demonstrate for you,” she said. “Clownpiece, come up here. The rest of you, stand back.” We did as she asked, and Clownpiece came up to Reimu.
“What can I do for ‘ya?” she asked. Reimu then pointed her gohei at the fairy, causing her to explode into flames, torn clothes and ofuda. When the smoke cleared, there was no trace of her left.
I was aghast. “Did you...just...kill her?” I asked in shock.
“Give it a minute.” After a few moments, a light shone, then formed into Clownpiece, good as new.
“I hate it when you do that,” she pouted.
“Yeah, sorry, I just had to show this guy what I meant,” Reimu said to her. “I’ll let you have an extra macaroon after dinner. Deal?”
“Yay!” the fairy cheered, running off with the others.
“You see? They don’t fear death, because they just keep coming back,” Reimu explained. “You can’t really kill a fairy unless you destroy the thing they spring forth from. In Clownpiece’s case, that means destroying Hell, and, well, good luck doing that.”
“I see… I wonder how many other surprises this land has in store for me?”
“Right now, you’re just scratching the surface. But, I’m sure you’ll see what I mean in time.”
It wasn’t long before the sun went down and the lanterns started lighting up. The darker it got, the more guests showed up, one of the first of which was a woman with pink hair, a red tabard and a green skirt; Reimu explained this was Kasen Ibaraki. I recalled her name from Keine explaining she was one of the sages, and Yuyuko mentioned her yesterday as well. Supposedly, I was looking at Ibaraki-douji, one of the oni which served the powerful Shuten-douji. I wondered if I would get to meet him as well; it didn’t take long for a short girl with horns and chains on her arms to show up, for me to learn “he” was a “she,” and she went by the name “Suika Ibuki” these days. It made me wonder just how many things history got wrong about these figures. More guests soon arrived, including everyone I met yesterday. Ran showed up with a cat-girl in orange clothes, whom she explained was her shikigami, which I had always thought were made of paper (apparently, they could be bound to living things as well). In a twist, Ran revealed she herself was also a shikigami of Yukari; given Ran was a nine-tailed kitsune and therefore extremely powerful in her own right, it made me wonder what kind of being Yukari was and what amount of power she wielded, and if Yuyuko’s claims about her “boundary manipulation” were real.
By late evening, the party was in full swing. The sky above was lit up by the half moon, and without the light pollution of Outside cities, the full beauty of the stars, nebulas, and other wonders of the cosmos were laid bare for all to see. All the guests and all the stall keepers brought something to share with everyone. There were eats, there were drinks (lots and lots of drinks, and of many different kinds), there were games. Some of them also conducted danmaku duels, giving me a crucial glimpse as to what they were like. To be sure, they were spectacles, with many, many laser bullets fired back and forth in a vast, dizzying array of beautiful, masterful patterns ranging from simple bursts from the user all the way to woven grids and symbols. These were spell cards, Reimu explained, and each spell card had a story, a theme, and much symbolism behind it, and if I was to craft spell cards as beautiful yet devastating as these I was going to have to put a lot of thought into what their themes, history and identities were, and how to convey that into laser bullets. Merely watching them was enough to leave me spellbound, I couldn’t even imagine how much of a rush it would be to actually be involved in one. I was going to have to practice, and thankfully I had the system’s master as my sensei… even if she was, well, rather difficult in personality sometimes.
For the most part, everyone settled into their own little social groups. Of course, being the only guy present and, until recently, an Outsider, I did attract more than a few glances and questions from curious girls. Many asked who I was, what I was doing here and what relation I had to Reimu. Already, rumors began to swirl regarding me, things like, wow, ain’t he a cutie, or, did Reimu get a boyfriend? Are they going out? Apparently, girls in Gensokyo liked gossip just as much as girls back in Tokyo. Only, every single one of these girls was a youkai, a goddess, or both, with the exception of Reimu and Marisa, who were surprisingly good at keeping them all in check, and they all showed the two a lot of respect.
As the evening wore on, everyone came up with new ways to pass the time until midnight. Some people grew tired and left early; I couldn’t blame them, since I found myself yawning a lot and drinking lots of tea and coffee to try and stay awake. Meanwhile, Suika showcased her immense strength by doing a handstand and balancing a large boulder on her right foot, Marisa and some of her friends were gathered around a Daifugo game (by the looks of it, Marisa was the beggar), while the bird-girl (whose name I learned was Mystia) had closed up her eel stand and was now doing a singing show with another girl with green hair and dog-like ears. For the most part, I just kept to myself, dropping into conversations here and there but never truly mingling. This was a habit of mine, born from having gone my whole life without any real friends, and even with the Phantom Thieves I found myself off to the side while they talked and did their own things (although since they knew about my plan from the start, they may have been actively shunning me as well).
“Hey there,” came a voice. “Can I talk to you?”
I turned around. It was Kasen. She was up on the roof, seated next to Reimu and overlooking the party. “You can fly, right? Could you come up here?”
“...sure,” I nodded. So I jumped up to the roof and sat down next to them.
“Lovely night we’re having, aren’t we?” she said. “A little chilly, of course, but that’s to be expected for winter.”
“Indeed, it really is quite nice.” The half-moon shone brightly, illuminating the sky and casting light down upon the valley below blanketed in thick snow.
“Reimu here already told you my name, but you haven’t told me yours,” she asked.
“My apologies. My name is Goro Akechi. I’m from Tokyo.”
“Reimu told me all about you and how you came here. It’s a pleasure to meet you.” She took a sip of tea, while Reimu blew on hers to try and cool it down. “That must have been very scary for you, almost getting killed. It’s also quite an unusual way for someone to arrive here, people simply believing you couldn’t have survived that.”
“I still have a hard time believing it myself,” I said. “Sometimes I wonder if this is all just a dying dream.”
“Believe me, you would know the difference,” Kasen assured me. “I’ve travelled all sorts of realms, both dream and reality. All of them have their own look and feel. You wouldn’t believe just how many alternate realms exist in this world, and it’s taken me a long time to see them all.”
“I don’t doubt that,” I said, of course knowing there was one realm I had been to that she didn’t even know of. “Still, Gensokyo is quite an interesting place by itself. Certainly, I never would have imagined meeting Ibaraki-douji personally, when I had grown up believing the story to be only a legend.”
Kasen looked downcast. “...I don’t like hearing that name anymore,” she sighed. “It reminds me too much of my violent, shameful past.”
“Oh, I see. I apologize, then,” I bowed.
“No, it’s okay. It was my name for a long time, after all.” She lifted her right arm, which was covered in bandages… or so I thought, until she explained, “a long time ago, my malevolence was contained into my right arm before it was cut off and sealed by a legendary blade. There is no arm under these wraps, just magical smoke. Since then, I’ve done all I can to atone for my evil actions, practicing hermit arts, taking care of animals and guiding the shrine maiden, such as Reimu here. That’s how I came to be one of the three Sages of Gensokyo, dedicated to maintaining its balance.”
“More like, you barge into my shrine whenever you feel like it and lecture me on how I’m not being a proper shrine maiden or something,” Reimu griped.
“Somebody needs to keep your destructive tendencies in check,” Kasen told her. “And someone needs to instruct you on how to properly run a shrine so you don’t resort to get-rich-quick schemes that invariably blow up in your face, such as that fortune-telling venture that one time or how the fox girl tricked you so thoroughly.”
“I tied her up and fed her ofuda until she cried uncle, though, isn’t that enough?”
“That’s just torture,” Kasen scolded, “and it’s part of why people don’t trust you. Humans, youkai, all of them regard you as a lazy shrine maiden who hates everyone and beats them up.”
“But that’s because everyone already treats me like an outcast,” Reimu countered. “Everyone thinks I’m just some reclusive weirdo who hides up in this shrine and comes down to smite them for no reason. I’m just trying to do my duty here, which is maintaining Gensokyo’s balance and punishing those who step out of line. Even if that means crossing people, like that fortune teller: not only did he turn himself into a youkai, but he also revived himself to do so, both crimes I can’t ignore, so I had to kill him. I don’t care that his family hates me, I was just doing my damn job.”
At least you’ve never assassinated anyone in cold blood, I wanted to say.
“You seem troubled,” Kasen asked.
“Oh, sorry,” I said, shaking my head. “It just sounds like Reimu-san’s job is a very difficult one.”
“That’s understating it,” Reimu told me. “For me, there’s no such thing as a day off. It’s always either solving incidents, exterminating problem youkai, or organizing parties, like this one. If I didn’t have a bad tendency to attract people here to the shrine, I’d be alone all the time.” She held her head low. “Honestly, if I had the ability to pass the job off to someone else, I would. But, I can’t, there is no one else to share the burden with.” She started crying, and covering her face. “I hate this situation! I just want to end it! I just want to live a normal life!!!” She kept sobbing, even leaning into Kasen who tried to console her.
“Reimu… I’ve never seen you cry like this, or be so up-front.”
“Now do you see it?” Reimu cried. “I hate this fucking job! How can you possibly expect me to be good at a job I don’t even like?!”
By now, Marisa had noticed Reimu was in distress, and I watched her hastily tear herself away from her game to fly up here and get in between us to hug her. “Hey, you can stop cryin’ now, ‘cause I’m here with ‘ya.”
Reimu sniffled. “Marisa…”
“I keep tellin’ ‘ya you don’t gotta suffer alone. Ya just gotta remember I’m always there for ‘ya, through thick and thin, huntin’ youkai, plannin’ parties and everything in between.”
I smiled. “You say you bicker all the time, but in the end you two really are close, aren’t you?”
“What can I say?” Marisa said. “We’re both loners and outcasts, so we gotta have each other’s backs no matter what. Actually, I guess that’s four of us now, since we got you, a guy from the Outside who everyone forgot and who has no connections here, and now Youmu as well…”
“Oh?” Kasen wondered. “Did you become close with Youmu-chan all of a sudden?”
“Er, yeah,” Marisa stammered, realizing she may have said too much. “You could say it’s a recent thing.”
“I spoke with her and Yuyuko earlier today… I can’t quite put a finger on it, but it seemed as though they were different people. Youmu seemed more confident and protective of Yuyuko than usual; she was even watching me closely the whole time I met with her. And Yuyuko is usually pretty lazy and always snacking, but this time she was stone-cold serious and wasted no time getting to business… business which filled me with foreboding, unfortunately.”
“Ah, yes, I went to speak with them yesterday. They mentioned a bizarre incident which might be unfolding on the Outside, which could threaten the Barrier.”
Reimu instantly perked up and stopped crying, her sorrow replaced by clearly discernible dread. “...what about the Barrier now?”
“Supposedly, Doremy came to her and several others about a significant disturbance in the Dream World, which is growing by the day, sourced in Tokyo. She’s afraid it could affect the Barrier due to its effects on human perception and belief. Normally, something like this would call for Yukari to step in, but she’s hibernating, so Yuyuko reached out to me to try and solve it, since I too can come and go from the Barrier. I’m already preparing spies to go out and investigate it. But it sounds quite serious, so I think it would be risky to try and send you back, Akechi-san, until it is resolved.”
I shook my head. “I have already intended to stay here,” I said. “Because of how I came here, trying to reintegrate into society would be very difficult, especially since all my assets and possessions would have been taken by now. But, I do agree, this situation sounds very dangerous. And I would be willing to help however I can.”
“I doubt there’s much a human like you can do about it, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.”
“I was a detective out there, and I’m very good at making deductions. If nothing else, having a second opinion on the evidence would help you solve the mystery and figure out how to best respond to it. I already offered my services to Yuyuko-san.”
Kasen rubbed her chin. “A detective… I suppose having one would be useful for us. How about this: if I need you again, I’ll come get you. You live at Kirisame-san’s shop, correct?”
“Yes,” I nodded.
“Excellent.” Kasen then got up and stretched her arms. “Well, I already promised Suika I’d share a drink with her when the ball drops in a few minutes, so I’ll be leaving you three. See you next year.” She jumped down from the roof and went over to a stand where Suika was seated.
Once she was out of earshot, Reimu was the first to speak.
“Do you think that disturbance could be related to the Metaverse?” she asked.
“I’m almost certain,” I said. “Especially since it’s centered in Tokyo, where the Phantom Thieves performed all their heists.” I paused for a moment to think. “I learned recently that the proper term for Palaces, at least here in Gensokyo, are ‘Fortresses,’ places where people’s hearts are imprisoned by distorted desires. Out there, there’s a very large Fortress, one which all others are born from. It is called ‘Mementos.’”
“Mementos?” Marisa wondered. “Sounds sketch.”
“Large, individual fortresses like Yuyukos only come about when someone’s desires are extremely distorted; the rest of the public has one, massive, shared Fortress, in the form of Mementos. So while venturing through one person’s Fortress changes only their cognition, altering Mementos can change the entire public’s.”
“So what you’re saying is…” Reimu asked.
“I think the source of this disturbance is someone or some force manipulating Mementos. I want to see if it can be accessed from here. I’ve already told Youmu I wanted to meet up on Monday to discuss the plan as a team.”
Reimu seemed hesitant. “That seems very intense. We dealt with one person’s ‘Fortress,’ which was pretty tough. I can’t imagine taking on the entire public all at once.”
“We won’t be changing a heart, per se,” I clarified. “We’re just finding the cause of the distortion and getting rid of it.”
“But even then, whoever or whatever’s doin’ it is prolly, like, obscenely powerful,” Marisa noted. “I bet they could vaporize us just by bein’ in the same room.”
“Then we just go in absolutely prepared,” I said. “After all, the fate of Gensokyo, and perhaps humankind, could lie in the balance here. We have to at least try.”
“Seems like a big ask for us still bein’ new at this whole Metaverse business,” Marisa gulped.
“But, we are master incident resolvers. We’ve taken down severe border threats before, and Goro’s right: as long as we go in on top of our game, and perhaps combine our strength, we can come out on top.”
“Someone’s feeling better,” I smiled.
“We are good friends, even if we bitch at each other 90% of the time,” Reimu joked.
Then, all of a sudden, a shower of shooting stars covered the sky. Tens, if not hundreds, of bright trails streaked across the heavens, a dazzling yet highly improbable display, especially given what other people were yelling, cheering and screaming all at the same time.
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
“WOO, HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
“2017, WOOT WOOT!”
“HAPPEH *hic* NYU YEEER! *hic*”
We looked up, and all marvelled at the display. “Guess it’s the New Year, already, huh?” Marisa asked.
“I have to say, Sanae really outdid herself this time,” Reimu said.
“This is all her work?” I asked her.
“Sure is.”
Marisa slapped her hand on the roof. “Hey, since we’re already at a shrine, why don’t we make our New Year’s Wishes?”
“Well, I wish for billions and billions of yen,” Reimu snarked.
“You know the gods won’t grant that kind of selfish wish,” I laughed.
“Yeah, especially not mine.” She cleared her throat. “In all seriousness, I wish for some major change in my life. Like I said, I don’t like my life where it currently is. I want some sort of big shakeup that’ll change my life for the better, get me out of my heavy, thankless work.”
“I totally hear ‘ya,” Marisa said. “Well, if I had to wish for somethin’, I just want another year filled with big, exciting adventures for us to go on.”
“I think that wish has already been granted,” I smiled.
“Yeah, seriously. I bet it’s never gonna get borin’ with you around.” Marisa chuckled, then took a sip of sake. “What about you? What do you wish for?”
What do I wish for? I thought about it for a minute. What was it that I truly craved which I was missing from my life, especially now that I was in this place?
“...I wish for long-lasting, meaningful friendships,” I said. “And maybe, perhaps maybe, love.”
Chapter 14: Ethos
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I ended up staying the night at the shrine, which caused Reimu some hesitation since she wasn’t used to having male guests. Marisa stayed the night as well, and the two of them slept in one room while I slept in another. In the morning Marisa made breakfast, apparently (and rightly) not trusting me with anything food-related, while Reimu was grateful that Marisa was actually making breakfast for her. By now, it was clear to me that, while Marisa marched to the beat of her own drum and was a bit of a rapscallion, beneath that facade she was a caring person at heart, especially when it came to Reimu, who was cold and professional when she was acting as the shrine maiden but became something of a needy, petulant child when off the clock… although given the pressure of her job and her relative isolation from other humans, perhaps it was no surprise she acted that way, and also why she broke down in front of us last night.
After breakfast, we decided to go our separate ways but agreed to meet back tomorrow to discuss our next move. The more I thought about the situation unfolding Outside, the more my mind raced through what could possibly be happening out there. My first thought, as I had explained to everyone else by now, was someone or something tampering with Mementos, since that would be the easiest and simplest explanation. A mass change in cognition would be the only way everyone could simply forget about Shido. As perfect a punishment as that was for him - he tried to control Japan and make sure everyone knew his name, but now no one remembered him, just like me - I knew this could all spiral out of control if nothing was done about it. Of course, I was certain the Phantom Thieves would at least try to tackle it. It was whether they would succeed that I wasn’t sure of, and as the old saying goes, if you want it done right, do it yourself, which was why I wanted to help Yuyuko, Kasen and anyone else involved solve it.
I made my way back down to the village, where I tried again to look for Keine. Again, she wasn’t home, but I found her at a nearby market having lunch, so I approached her.
“Good afternoon,” I greeted her.
“Oh, hello! I was wondering when I’d meet you again!”
“I tried looking for you yesterday, but you were out,” I said.
“Oh, sorry about that. I was visiting Mokou last night. She lives alone, and doesn’t really talk to people, so I always go to her to make sure she’s doing alright. But, I want to make sure you’re doing alright as well.”
“I’m still getting used to living here, without technology and all that. But I think I’m settling in quite well so far.”
“That’s good to hear. That always stresses out Outsiders, losing their technology and freedom to go where they want. I’m amazed you’ve settled into things this quickly, actually. There are Outsiders who have been here far longer than you who still mope about it. I think it’s also good you’ve made friends with Reimu quickly.”
“I’ve also met Marisa,” I mentioned.
Keine paused. “Ah, yes, I figured you’d meet her at some point too. Those two definitely have a reputation here, since they solve a lot of incidents and have a talent for attracting youkai friends even if they don’t want them, but others, especially humans, hate them precisely for that reason. Still, even if they are rough around the edges, I can’t imagine better friends for you to have, since they’ll have your back in case you ever get attacked. And Reimu is teaching you Spell Cards, which I think it’s impressive you managed to get her to do at all, since she hates working,” Keine chuckled.
“I’ve also gotten to know Youmu and her master,” I said.
Keine looked surprised. “...oh, wow, you’ve already met Yuyuko? I’m so sorry,” she snided. “But Youmu’s a good kid, even if she is half-baked at times. I swear, I’ve never seen anyone swing so hard or so quickly between being a stone-cold serious warrior to a shy, awkward baby and all the way back again the way she does. Again, you seem to be making some great friends. That’s good, since it means you might get to see more places beyond the Village. So, how about if I told you a little more about what Gensokyo is like?”
“What Gensokyo is like… you know, I’ve never seen a map of the place, so I don’t even really know where everything is in relation to each other.”
“It’s simply, really. Mountains line the eastern part, while out west is either flat or rolling hills. There’s a river that erupts from a spring in the mountains, runs through Genbu Ravine, then passes south and west of the village before becoming the Misty Lake, then drains out the other end through the Barrier. Its waters are the only thing that can do leave the Barrier without the Sage’s help. To the northeast is Youkai Mountain, Gensokyo’s highest peak. It’s where the Tengu live, and at the summit is the Moriya Shrine, where two goddesses and their miko, Sanae Kochyia, reside.”
“I met her yesterday, Sanae. She’s… interesting, to say the least.”
“Let’s just say she has the nickname InSanae for a reason,” Keine joked. “There’s a ropeway you can use to reach that shrine, since Youkai Mountain itself is very dangerous for humans: a thick forest, the Great Youkai Forest, surrounds it on all sides, and the Tengu fiercely defend their territory from intruders. Speaking of forests, two of them border the Village: the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, where you fell into Gensokyo and where Mokou found you, is to the east of town, and immediately to its south is the Forest of Magic, which is full of dangerous plants, animals and youkai and is not a place for you to go.”
I smiled. “Unfortunately, I’ve already been through it. With Marisa, of course.”
Keine laughed. “Well, I should have guessed that, I suppose. As long as you’re not going in there alone, I suppose you’ll be fine. Anyway, the river passes south of the Forest of Magic, and much of Gensokyo south of the river is taken up by vast flower fields surrounding the Nameless Hill, in the center of which is the Garden of the Sun, named for all of its sunflowers. I won’t mince words: do not ever venture there. That area is the territory of a horrifically powerful youkai with dominion over flowers, and she will tear you to shreds if you harm them. I wish I were exaggerating, but sadly I am not. Not even the Sages will go there if they don’t have to, so someone like you stands no chance. There’s also a living doll who can spew infinite amounts of deadly poison, and she’s probably the least threatening thing living there. So, yeah. Don’t go there.”
I felt chills run down my spine. How powerful was that youkai that not even the all-important and powerful Sages were willing to go there, in addition to controlling such a large amount of territory in a relatively small, isolated land? I tried not to think about it too hard and resolved to stay away from anywhere south of the river that had flowers.
“Now, the west side of Gensokyo doesn’t have much, just a plain where the fairies like to romp and play. In the center of it is the Misty Lake, which is called that because of the mist and fog that forms on it frequently around midday. Giant catfish and other mythical water monsters live in it, including mermaids. On its northeastern shore closest to Youkai Mountain is a large French-style mansion known as the Scarlet Devil Mansion. It’s the home of a powerful vampire and her servants.”
My rolled my eyes. “Somehow, it doesn’t surprise me that a vampire lives here too.”
“I’m sure it doesn’t, but she doesn’t behave like most vampires. In fact, where she gets her blood is a mystery, since she’s never been seen venturing out and feeding on villagers and the like. Like I said, she’s very, very powerful, easily one of the strongest and most cunning residents of Gensokyo. She’s also a good friend of Reimu’s so you may see her at the Shrine if you go there a lot.”
“A vampire visiting a religious shrine,” I smiled. “I would have never imagined it. Anything else?”
“Well, I guess there’s a few other places I should talk about,” Keine shrugged. “Past Youkai Mountain is a path leading to the Sanzu River, across which is Higan, where the souls of the deceased are judged by the Yama, who either sends them to Heaven, the Netherworld, reincarnates them or casts them to Hell for rehabilitation before they can re-enter the cycle.”
My heart stopped and I froze in place after hearing those words. “Er… that’s so…”
“Oh, believe me, you’re not the first Outsider I’ve met who’s shocked that Heaven and Hell actually exist, or the cycle of reincarnation in general. But, I suppose you already know that, since you’ve been to the Netherworld.”
Of course, I did know all of that by now, as she said. But it still gave me pause, since it meant I would have to answer for all of my crimes eventually, and I wasn’t sure, even if I led a fully virtuous life, that I could avert that fate.
“Speaking of Youkai Mountain, it’s actually a volcano, and underneath it is a vast network of caverns which eventually lead to Hell’s former location before it was moved. Its fiery heart, the Hell of Blazing Fires, is home to a nuclear reactor complex which powers the hot springs on the mountain and also provides the mountain and some other places here in Gensokyo with power as well.”
“A nuclear power plant, you mean? Here in Gensokyo?”
“Surprising, isn’t it? It’s maintained by a Hell Raven with atomic powers, or so I’ve heard. Reimu and Marisa fought her one time, and apparently she’s one of the toughest opponents either has faced, so she must be very powerful.”
“Well, let’s just hope it doesn’t go solid,” I tersely joked. “We certainly don’t want another Fukushima to happen here.”
Keine tilted her head. “Fuku-what now?”
“Oh, it’s nothing,” I shrugged.
“Well, anyway, the path to the shrine you’ve been taking runs up a short creek valley which leads to a low notch between two rocky hills near the base of Youkai Mountain. The shrine itself is on the Hakurei Border, but I’m sure you’ve never seen it. That’s because it’s not really a physical border, but more of an esoteric one, the border between reality and fantasy, truth and lies. If you tried to fly towards it, it would seem like you were passing over an endlessly looping series of trees and mountains, but if you turned around you’d arrive back where you started as though you didn’t get very far at all.”
“Oh, so just like the endless staircase in Super Mario 64?”
Keine stared at me confused.
“Ah, I’m sorry, another reference you wouldn’t get.”
“Oh, I’m sure,” Keine shrugged. “Anyway, just a quick explanation of the border for you. I’m sure Reimu can tell you more if you’re interested.”
“I appreciate it,” I bowed.
“There’s one last place I feel like I should mention that I haven’t yet. On the side of Youkai Mountain, above Genbu Ravine but below the Tengu’s territory is a Buddhist temple called the Myouren Temple. It’s home to Byakuren Hijiri and her followers, all of them youkai who forsook their man-eating ways and who are peaceful to humans. It sits atop an old mausoleum home to numerous spirits, which was involved in an incident several years ago when the temple went up there. Some people from the village visit it from time to time, and there’s a safe path from the village which cuts through the forest to reach it; the lower station for the ropeway I mentioned is also near there. If you would like to go check it out, you’re certainly free to do so. They hold meditation sessions there, are always accepting new followers and will even teach you kung-fu. Byakuren herself is also a very beautiful and serene woman who’s popular among humans and youkai alike.”
“Very interesting… I’ll certainly make sure to visit once I get the chance.”
“That sounds great,” she smiled. “I hope you’ll come to enjoy your new life here.”
After lunch, I went to the bookseller across the street from the shop to rent a book. The girl there, Kosuzu, was very cheerful and friendly, and helped me find a novel she thought I might enjoy. Surprisingly, it was a translated copy of Tom Clancy’s Red Sun Rising, and I asked her how she got the book. She just shrugged and said she found it at Kourindou one day and bought it so she could have it at her store to loan out to customers. So I got the book and spent the rest of the day quietly reading and reflecting on the events which had led up to this point, how I spent two years on a murderous rampage serving an evil conspiracy, and how I ultimately found myself on the wrong side of the conflict with the Phantom Thieves, leading to a near-death experience which saw me end up here. As I went to bed that night, I thought about how I could possibly pick up the pieces and redeem myself, having directly killed dozens of people and indirectly killing or injuring close to a thousand others, as well as invoking life-ruining psychotic breakdowns, all of them on Shido’s orders or those of his beneficiaries such as President Okumura and the SIU director, both of whom also fell to my hands.
But, there was a more pressing and immediate matter on my mind as well.
1/2
It was 2 P.M. By now, all of us, Reimu, Marisa, Youmu and myself, had convened at the Shrine to discuss the matter of the incident brewing outside the Barrier and how it might affect Gensokyo.
“So just to recap, you think this has somethin’ to do with that Mementos place,” Marisa said.
“Precisely,” I replied. “If it’s based in Tokyo, then it most likely involves Mementos, the Fortress which represents the public’s cognition. Alterations made to it can have world-changing effects.”
“Why Tokyo though?” Reimu wondered. “I mean, I get that it’s an enormous city with a lot of people, but so are Shanghai, London, New York, Mumbai, Moscow, Rio, Rome, Cairo, Los Angeles and so many others, many of them being both older and more closely tied with the history of human civilization.”
“I’m not fully sure,” I shrugged, “but the fact is it’s in Tokyo, or at least one of its entrances is. Now, I have considered that the Mementos in Tokyo might not be the only one of its kind, or that it's only part of a larger whole, but I was never able to verify that. But that’s not important right now: what’s important is that this disturbance could, and very well might, threaten Gensokyo, and we have to find out how, if at all, we can solve it.”
“And how do we do that?” Youmu asked.
“Simple. We will try to enter Mementos from here in Gensokyo. I’m not sure if we can, but we have to at least try.”
“Eh, if what you’re sayin’ about how Mementos works is correct, then we probably can’t. The entire point of Gensokyo is to hold everything humans no longer believe in in one place, so it’d be kinda weird if a Fortress which represents the desires and thoughts of humanity could be accessed from here. But even if we can’t reach it directly, there’s gotta be some back door we can use.”
“It would be much easier if we could leave the Barrier to go investigate - me and Marisa have been out there before when solving certain incidents - but we don’t have Yukari to help us do that, and Kasen’s abilities are nowhere near as potent as hers - she can open holes in the Barrier, but can't bypass it or warp us where we need to go instantly. Besides, there's the issue of what the anomaly would do to us in the real world if we were exposed to it. So I guess we’ll just have to do the best we can with what we have.”
“If it is Metaverse-related, then you’re all still in a better position to solve this than if you didn’t have me on your side to show you it. You’d simply never be able to know what the cause of all this was.”
“That is true,” Reimu admitted.
“Then let’s get going,” I said. “We don’t have any time to waste.”
A short while later, we were near the village, and I had my key out, ready to say the magic word and enter the Metaverse.
“Okay, so why do you think it’s somewhere in the village?” Marisa asked.
“Why? It’s very simple: this is where the highest concentration of humans exists in Gensokyo,” I said. “In Tokyo, Mementos can be accessed from the Shibuya subway station, where a very large amount of Tokyo’s lines intersect and where millions of people pass through daily on their way to and from work and school. In other words, a large amount of humanity interfaces in that location daily, which may be why Mementos is accessed from that area of Tokyo specifically. Almost all of humanity here in Gensokyo crosses paths here in the village and some youkai too, so if Mementos can be accessed here, its entrance will almost certainly be here.”
“But Yuyuko’s a ghost, and she had a Fortress,” Marisa pointed out.
“That may be true, but Yuyuko is only one person. The village represents a high concentration of sentient beings which constantly criss-cross with each other daily, so it represents the collective unconscious as a whole.”
“Well, you know, the Tengu live in a city on the side of Youkai Mountain. It’s pretty big, too. How do you know it can’t be there either?” Reimu asked.
“Keine told me yesterday that the Tengu fiercely defend their territory from outsiders, which means fewer different kinds of people pass through it, compared to the village. It’s also not as big as the village. Think about the difference between Osaka, Yokohama or Sendai compared to Tokyo. Therefore, with all things considered, it has to be here, in the village.”
“If it’s here,” Marisa said, “since there may not be a way to Mementos from here like I was sayin’.”
I looked around one more time to make sure nobody was watching us, then brandished my key. “Alright, we shouldn’t waste any more time. Are we all ready?”
“Yeah, let’s get on with it, I hate waitin’.”
“I’m always ready to fight,” Youmu declared.
“Alright then.” I cleared my throat. “Mementos.”
Nothing happened.
“...is it not here?” I wondered.
“You only said one word,” Reimu said. “Are there no other keywords?”
“Mementos doesn’t need any keywords besides its name.”
“Then why didn’t we enter before?” Marisa asked.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, we said ‘Mementos’ several times during our conversation. If sayin’ it actually worked, it would’ve tripped the key and sent us there already.”
...damn, she was right. I couldn’t believe how I missed that detail myself.
I hung my head low and sighed. “Well, it was worth a shot.”
“Hey, don’t get down just because it didn’t work,” Marisa encouraged. “We just gotta keep lookin’ for a way until eventually we find it.”
“But where else could we possibly look?” I said. “I already explained my logic for an entrance to Mementos being here, so if it isn’t here, then it probably doesn’t exist.”
We sat in a circle on the ground, wondering what to do next. The pressing issue of the anomaly Outside still existed, and was only getting worse as the days went by. I was getting antsy about not being able to do something about it, especially since I knew there was a chance the Phantom Thieves might not be able to solve it either, depending on their abilities and how strong the force influencing Mementos was.
I looked up, and noticed Reimu was still standing, staring off seemingly aimlessly and in deep thought.
“What is it, Reimu-san?” I asked.
She was quiet for a moment. All of us looked at her, wondering just what was going through the mind of the Shrine Maiden.
“...Ethos.”
Suddenly, my key shined, and before I was ready the distorted wave hit me, the world twisting and distorting as we passed from the physical realm to the mental one.
Once the effect died down, we looked around and noticed we were in our Metaverse outfits. Furthermore, the Village was completely devoid of people, and the air was still and without snowflakes. There was no snow on the ground, the sky was patchy clouds, and had a slight turquoise tint. There were no other figures, not even insects, besides us, and the plants seemed frozen and lifeless.
“What the hell is this place???” Marisa loudly wondered. “Are we in a Fortress?” She turned to Reimu. “You know anything about this? Did you send us here?”
“I’ve… I’ve been here before…” Reimu admitted.
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“That night, after you and Marisa left the Shrine together. I was lying in bed, just kind of aimlessly thinking aloud, and after I said that word, Ethos, I got transported to the Metaverse. That’s where I met my shadow, and subsequently awakened my Persona. Yesterday, I played around with it, saying that keyword in a few different places across Gensokyo. It seems to affect the entire land.”
I looked around again. “So you mean this is a Fortress that covers Gensokyo as a whole?”
“As far as I can tell. As you can see, this place is still and lifeless. There aren’t even any shadows. But there is one place I want you all to see, the place which I think is the center of it all.”
Reimu led us out of the bushes and out past the town. Once we were out in a clearing, it was impossible to miss or ignore: a massive tower, reaching up high into the sky.
“Whoa…”
“It’s truly…”
We raced to the base of the tower as quickly as we could, only to soon encounter a problem: we arrived at the shore of a vast lake, which overrode and replaced the Misty Lake and the plains beyond it. The tower was clearly set on an island in this lake, far beyond safe swimming distance.
“What is this place?” I wondered. “Truly strange…”
“Our talk about Mementos made me think about this place, which is called ‘Ethos.’ I guess like Mementos, it’s entered by just saying its name.”
“Fascinating… if it’s just like Mementos in that regard, then maybe it serves a similar purpose, a place where the desires of Gensokyo’s residents converge. Perhaps it might even connect to Mementos. This is quite the find, Reimu. Thank you for leading us here.”
“Oh, well, my pleasure,” Reimu smiled.
Youmu walked up to the water’s edge and dipped her finger in it. “Lifeless,” she said. “There is no life in this water.” She stood back up and looked beyond. “And we can’t swim out there. It’s too far.”
“Sucks that we can’t fly, either,” Marisa complained. “How are we gonna be able to get to that place to check it out?”
“...why not a boat?” I suggested.
The three of them looked at me like I had just said something insane.
“...d’oh!” Marisa slapped her face.
“Haaah… why didn’t I think of that?” Reimu sighed.
“What? It’s obvious,” I said. “With a boat, we could float across to the tower.”
“Obvious to you, but here in Gensokyo very few people need boats,” Reimu said. “Only the fishers go out on the lake, and there are no other large bodies of water on the way to anywhere else, unless you count the Sanzu River. And many of us are used to flying everywhere, so we wouldn’t need boats even if Gensokyo were a chain of islands out in the ocean. So please forgive us if we wouldn’t immediately think ‘body of water = boat.’”
“...ah, sorry, I wasn’t thinking of that,” I bowed.
Marisa looked out at the tower with her hands on her hips. “So we’ll need to get a boat…” Then, she snapped her fingers. “I got the perfect idea. Crow, wanna meet up tomorrow in the square? I wanna take you someplace I know can get us a boat.”
“What place is that?” I asked her.
“Remember that girl Nitori who’s one of my friends? She’s one of the kappa livin’ in Genbu Ravine. She’s a gadgeteer genius, and can make all kinds of machines and crap from whatever scraps she has lyin’ around. If I call in a favor and bribe her with enough cukes tonight, she’ll have a boat for us ready by tomorrow afternoon. But, I’ll need someone to help me go pick it up, and I’m sure you’ll wanna see it before we use it.”
“Is this another date?” I smirked.
Marisa visibly seized up and seemed ready to shoot me with her gun.
“I’ll go with you too,” said Reimu. “If only so Nitori doesn’t get any ideas. We can call it incident resolving business if me and Marisa are together.”
“What about me?” Youmu asked.
“If you can somehow convince Yuyuko to let you go for an afternoon, and Goro approves, I don’t see why not.”
“Then it’s settled,” I declared, clapping my hands. “Tomorrow afternoon in the square, let’s not be late.”
“Alright, sounds good," Marisa hastily said. "… eh, how do we leave?”
I looked around, and realized it as well. Normally, to leave a Palace/Fortress one simply needed to walk far enough away from the distortion for it to fade, but if Ethos covered all of Gensokyo then that wouldn’t be possible, and we were trapped. But, there had to be a way out since Reimu had entered, and thus left, Ethos twice already.
“Oh, it’s simple really. My shadow itself explained it to me.” She took out her key and held it to her chest. “You just have to say this exact phrase: ‘The light of Dawn thrusts thine eyes open.’” Once she said those words, the distortion faded, and we returned to the real world.
Notes:
No it's totally not a ripoff of Tartarus why do you ask?
Chapter 15: Akechi has a Nice Boat
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/3
After a fairly uneventful evening and subsequently morning, the four of us met up in the central square, as we had agreed to do the day prior.
“Alright, so we’re all here,” Reimu said. “Marisa, did you get Nitori to start building that boat for us?”
“I went to her place right after we left Ethos yesterday with a stash of cukes,” Marisa smiled. “Of course, she asked me why I needed a boat, and I just told her I had my reasons now here’s your big green phallic vegetables you love so much build me a nice boat by tomorrow afternoon.”
Reimu rolled her eyes. “I swear, that girl can be bribed to do anything as long as you give her enough cucumbers.”
“She’s a Kappa, she can’t help it. Between that and all the crap I sold her and the other Kappa recently, I’m sure she spared no expense in building us a boat.”
“So the story of Kappa liking cucumbers so much is true…”
“It’d be like if someone dropped a bunch of meat in front of a wolf. They really love their cucumbers, it’s the only thing they like more than money.” Marisa looked at her pocket watch. “We should get goin’. Nitori’s prolly waitin’ for us. It’ll be fastest for us to fly there, but we have to be careful to avoid Tengu attention.”
“Speaking of which, there’s a new hazard for us to watch out for,” I said. “According to Marisa, there’s a Tengu reporter who may be tailing us and recording our actions.”
Reimu groaned. “Gah, I should have known Aya might do that. She’s always looking for material for her trashy paper, and I’m sure anything having to do with you would give her enough material to fill her quota for weeks. And Genbu Ravine isn’t too far from where the Tengu do their patrols, so she’s likely to be in that area. We should fly low and maybe through the Youkai Forest as well, since she won’t follow us into the trees or deep down into the gorge.” She looked at me. “You’re still pretty green at flying. Are you sure you can keep up with us?”
“I’ll do my best,” I bowed.
“Don’t keep us down,” Reimu said. “This whole thing is your idea, after all.”
“Alright, let’s go!” Marisa exclaimed. We were just about ready to set off, when time seemed to stop again and the air shimmered with a blue hue.
I looked around to find the cause, and found a peculiar sight right in front of the Dragon Statue: Lavenza next to a Velvet Room entrance.
“My master wishes to discuss an important matter with you,” she said. Confused, I followed her in.
Once we entered, I looked around, and there was no doubt it was the same Velvet Room as in my dreams and in the Metaverse. Rika stood off to one side while Igor sat in front of me, clearly anticipating me.
“I have brought our guest here, as you requested,” Lavenza bowed.
“Excellent,” Igor said emphatically. “It would seem you have come here from the physical world this time.”
I looked around again. “Why have you brought me here today?” I asked.
Igor chuckled. “We did promise to assist you in your journey, and simply want to be available whenever you need us.”
“More importantly, it would seem you have made an important discovery recently,” Lavenza noted. “A tower in the middle of Gensokyo’s Metaverse, Ethos. Even me and my master know very little about this place or how it came to be. We should be thankful for your partner, the shrine maiden and defender of Gensokyo Reimu Hakurei, for discovering it by happenstance.”
“But what could it be?” I wonder. “And does it have any connection to Mementos?”
“That is something we do not know,” Igor stated. “It will be necessary for you to explore the tower to discover its purpose.”
“What of the situation on the Outside?” I asked next. “Does it have anything to do with Mementos?”
“It is a pressing situation which we are monitoring as well,” Igor said. “But, you should have faith in Ren and the rest of your friends to handle it, since it is not possible for you to return to the Outside on your own power, and you formed a deal with him as well, lending him your power in spirit. Nevertheless, should he fail, there will no doubt be a chance for you to intervene.”
My… friends? I still wasn’t sure about that. Did I make a deal with Ren? Yes, to keep my Justice alive. But friends… how could they consider me a friend? After everything I did to them, and then tried to do? How on Earth would they accept my bond after all of that?
...maybe I was doubting what they were truly capable of. They did overcome me at the height of my power, after all. And they defeated Shido. Maybe they really could overcome this without me. After all, my power now was much less than it had been, so even if I could go there, whoever or whatever was causing this would easily kill me and the rest of my crew. So I just had to trust them. I had to put trust in the man I hated, respected, sympathized with and envied the most. This was not my problem to fix. The problem I was called to fix was right here, in Gensokyo, whose scope and implications were as of yet unknown.
“...I understand,” I nodded. “I understand fully. It’s just… I’m not used to placing trust in others.”
“Then ‘ya just gotta go out there, gather more bonds and build them up. The more ‘ya do it, the better you get until eventually you’re a pimp,” Rika smiled. “I mean, look at all the cute girls you managed to rope in so far. I bet you could do even better than that, and if you do, your own soul will get stronger, too, not to mention you’ll become, like, the biggest Chad I’ve ever met.”
I… wasn’t too sure how to take Rika’s blunt assessment.
“Now then,” Lavenza bowed, “since you are here you are free to perform any fusions and summons you wish, so you are sufficiently prepared for your next Fortress infiltration.”
“Speaking of which,” Rika brought out her Fusion Tanks again, and pointed at something on the screen. “Looks like you can fuse that Archangel with Media right here, right now!”
“How so?” I asked.
“Your Empusa’s got Media, and fusing it with the Jack Frost from before will create an Archangel with Media.”
“But… I have found Empusa to be useful…”
“You shouldn’t be afraid to ditch your current power if you want even more,” Rika said. “And besides, you can always summon ‘em later if you need ‘em back for whatever reason. Now go on, do it! Fuse ‘em, and behold the new the power your soul gave birth to!”
I shrugged and gave in to her request. I focused Jack Frost and Empusa into cards, placed them into their respective tanks, and hit the fuse button. A few moments later, an armored, winged Archangel levitated in the air before me.
“I am Archangel. In the name of God’s Glory, I shall become your mask,” it declared, before being sucked into my mask, which had appeared in front of my face.
“Excellent!” Rika excitedly clapped. “You did it! The next item on my list! Looks like you’re really getting used to fusing Personas!”
“That’s so…” I looked at my hand, and clasped it. “By the way, you mentioned there would be a reward for doing this.”
“Oh, yes, sorry about that! I didn’t mention it last time because you had to beat up Shadow Yuyuko for it to work.”
“Is that so?” I asked.
“Yeah. So… how do I demonstrate it?” She thought for a moment, before pulling out some sort of chart and pointing at a specific spot on it. “Aha! Got it! Got any Moon Personas? Try fusing one with your Makami!”
“Ah… alright.” I walked over to Lavenza and requested the one Moon Persona I had thus far, Succubus, which she summoned to me for a fee. I then performed the fusion of it and Makami. Once the fusion was done, I looked at the result: an imp-like creature on the floor, head shaped like an eggplant and its arms outstretched.
“...Is that… a Preta?” I asked.
“Yeah, so me and Lavenza discovered something weird about shadows. For some reason, you can’t fuse some of them as Personas unless you’ve defeated them in battle first. Now, Fortress Rulers, as you’ve seen, take in one of these common shadows and twist them into monstrosities. They also gain total control of all instances of that shadow when they do that. Normally, after taking out a Fortress or Palace ruler, it’ll take some time for these shadows to re-enter the Sea of Souls and let you fuse them. But I came up with a way to make ‘em immediately available by forcing them into the World Arcana designation, so you can use them right away. There’s also the nice little bonus of them acting as badges of your journey’s progress so far, since they’re tied to the World and all.” She looked at the Preta on the ground. “I mean, sure, that’s just a Preta, but I’m sure you’ll face Fortress rulers who take on stronger forms going forward. Kick their asses, then come back here and fuse ‘em to get even better in battle.”
I bowed. “I understand. Thank you for your work.”
“Don’t sweat it,” Rika smiled. “By the way, this fusion has a reward too. All of them do. I’ll work on it right now and have it ready by the time you return. Now,” she pulled out her list again, “next up is a Yuki-Onna with Dodge Fire. Fuse one or bring one here.”
“I’ll do my best,” I said as I left the Velvet Room.
Back outside, life continued as though no one had noticed I had been to the Velvet Room. Neither did my teammates, aside from Marisa, apparently.
“Hey, ‘ya done contemplatin’ over there? Let’s blow!”
“Ah, right.” I caught up with them, and we made our way to Genbu Ravine.
The trip to the ravine, or at least the way Reimu wanted to do it to avoid detection, was rather intense, and pushed my nascent flying skills further than I had up to that point. Up until now, I had only flown through open air; now, Reimu and everyone else expected me to keep up with them while weaving between trees, rocks and animals at a high speed. At first, it was rather slow going for me, and I received crap from all of them (even Youmu, who chided me like a disappointed old master) because of it. However, I soon came up with a strategy: if I treated this the same as jumping between pillars and whatnot while zipping through the Metaverse, suddenly I found myself much more capable of keeping up with them. Pretty soon, I was flying as proficient as if I had been doing it for years, dancing between branches and snags as gracefully as a crane yet as swiftly as a falcon. It reminded me of that scene in Return of the Jedi where Luke and Leia were being chased by Stormtroopers on speeder bikes. It surprised me just how quickly I had picked up flying, and just how fast and furious I was shooting through these trees. Now, the only reason I was behind Marisa (the other two had fallen behind) was because she was showing us where we were going, having been here several times.
We soon emerged from the forest and into a cliffy, steep valley, lined with trees and with a gurgling ribbon of water dotted with stones and boulders down below. Marisa guided us down almost to the river’s surface, before stopping her dive and rushing upriver. We followed in hot pursuit, the cold wind rushing down the valley blowing in our faces the entire time. It was a rush unlike any I had ever experienced, to which not even the sadistic thrill of combat could compare. It was… unnatural, reckless and dangerous. Which just made it even more awesome.
Finally, Marisa led us to a small, gravelly bank. She touched down, and instructed us to do the same. I came to a sudden stop, feeling the wind rush from behind me as the g-force hit my body like a hurricane, before slowly touching down, coming to a rest on a gravel-dirt patch.
“Goddamn,” Marisa whistled. “I thought you said you were new at flyin’!”
“I am,” I bowed.
“Bullshit! It took me at least two years practicin’ in the Forest of Magic to get that good! Guess all we needed to do was prod ‘ya!”
Youmu bowed hastily. “I… I take my words back. You truly are an amazing flyer.”
“Agreed,” Reimu nodded. “It almost scares me how good you’ve gotten so quickly.”
I smiled. I wasn’t used to genuine respect. Before, it was either false respect from the Antisocial Force for carrying out their dirty work when Shido planned to kill me in the end, or the tepid, empty cheering from the masses fawning over my false achievements. To see these experienced, professional warriors recognize my skills for what they were…
I shook my head. “We do have a mission. Let’s get it over with. I would like to visit Ethos today if possible.”
“Right.” Marisa reached into her bag and pulled out three dark-green, wispy leaves. “Here, each of you. Eat these.”
I took one and examined it. “What is this?”
“It’s Gillyweed, ‘ya dingus,” Marisa barked.
“...and…?”
Marisa sighed. “Let’s ‘ya breathe underwater, makes you swim better, also this is my own special brew that comes with an enchantment which waterproofs any clothes and other belongings on you. Eat it once, it’s good for a lifetime. You won’t reach Nitori without it.”
“I… see.” Well, no getting around it. Bottoms up, I supposed. I swallowed it whole, and chewed it for a couple seconds; the taste reminded me of cilantro, with hints of seaweed wafting up my nose. As I swallowed it, I observed Reimu and Youmu consume theirs as well.
“Alright, cool,” Marisa said with a thumbs-up. “Now, we’ll jump in here and swim over to that other cliff face. That’s where her cave is. Ya ready?”
I looked at the rushing water as well as the ice and snow which glazed its banks. “Are you serious? That water must be freezing!”
“Don’t sweat it, you’re also immune to hypothermia in water now. Now, follow me!” Marisa ran and splashed into the rushing water. I was the next one in; Reimu and Youmu were more hesitant. I stepped into the rushing river, finding significantly less force from it than one would expect from such a fast-flowing and high-volume stream.
Once underwater, I saw a different world; the river was deep and blue, the white light of the cloud-filtered sunlight glittering above us. Fish swam about, scattering whenever we approached. Milfoil and moss clung onto the rocks, and the water kicked up and scattered pebbles and sediment. As I swam, I looked at my hands, noticing webs had formed between my fingers and improving my movement and flow. I breathed as though I were breathing air. Marisa, it was clear, had done this many times before, fluttering her feet and arms like a seal, while Reimu and Youmu behind me flailed their limbs haphazardly trying to propel themselves forward.
Marisa led us to a cave entrance, which was wide and cut under the rock face; there were signs that it had been widened at some point, with obvious cut marks along the edges. Into the wall and soon upward, we emerged into an air pocket lit up by LED lights strung together with green cords. As I grasped the wall and hoisted myself up, I instinctively shook myself dry, only to realize none of my clothes or skin were wet, only my hair, and even it dried quickly as well.
“Pretty slick, huh?” Marisa smirked.
As Reimu crawled out, she huffed and puffed. “Wow… my swimming sucks. Also, no wonder you don’t need a towel when we go to the hot springs. Feels like I never got wet at all.”
“Uh-huh! Just par for the course for a magician.”
“...well, that and I thought you just like baring it all the entire time for all of us,” Reimu smirked.
“MEEP!” Marisa’s face reddened. “...I’M NOT SOME TRASHY EXHIBTIONIST! STUPID!!” I sighed and shook my head as I witnessed these two meatheads trade snarks yet again.
Youmu eventually popped out as well, her breathing labored and her figure sprawled out all over the cave floor. “Must… learn… to… swim,” she wheezed. Reimu helped her up, and after shaking her arms she seemed ready to move on.
In front of us was a large mechanical door with Nitori’s name written above it. Marisa walked up to it and knocked. “Yo, Nitori, you in there? It’s me, Marisa! I’m here for the boat."
It took a few moments to get a response, before a large mechanical eye popped out of the door and scanned all of us; once it had, it retracted back, and soon the door opened from the middle, revealing the short, blue-haired girl in baggy cargo pants with pockets stuffed full with tools and a black tank top.
“You should have told me you were bringing company,” Nitori complained. “You know I don’t like strange people coming to my door! Why do you think I make it hard for them in the first place???”
“Sorry, but there was no way in Hell I was getting that thing out on my own. Besides, ain’t it good to have company every once in a while?”
“Well, I suppose, but…” she looked at us, then focused on me specifically.
“Ah, Akechi-kun,” she smiled. “Didn’t know Marisa trusted you enough to give you Gillyweed, if you know what I mean.”
“Uh, er- that ain’t it!” Marisa shouted.
“Me and Youmu are here, too. Official incident business,” Reimu said flatly. “Just give us the boat, okay? We actually do need it, and urgently at that.”
“What for, though? You all planning to race Komachi down the Sanzu or something? I designed it to withstand its waters, after all.”
Marisa waved another cucumber in her face. “Just… boat please,” she stammered, still blushing.
Nitori stared at the green, phallic fruit like a tiger gazing at prey, her eyes shimmering and her mouth watering. Finally, she gave in. “Fine… but as long as you’re here, I may as well treat you to tea. If my trusted friend and her friends managed to make it here, I should reward you, especially you, Outsider.”
“Oh, uh, thanks,” I said.
Previously, I had been told that Gensokyo was technologically backwards, and while for the most part that seemed to be the case Marisa wasn’t kidding when she said Nitori was a technological genius. The inside of her home resembled a busy commercial garage, with bolts, screws and scraps of metal strewn about the floor, a well-worn work desk covered in blueprints, tools and spare parts, two walls of cubbies containing more tools and parts, and, most prominently, dozens of contraptions scattered throughout the cave. Nitori also proved to be one of the only computer-literate people in Gensokyo, since she had a beater CRT running what appeared to be Windows 98 and which was open to a window showing primitive, obviously self-written or modified CAD software. She didn’t have proper dining or living rooms to speak of, since she never had this many guests over at once, so instead she cleared off an unused wooden bench and provided upturned buckets to sit on while we had tea. Her storeroom contained a ceiling-high pile of cucumbers (with a wooden sign in front of it proclaiming it in English as the “CUCUMBER HORD”), all of her tea leaves (supposedly a special variety that only grew here in Genbu Ravine and was the Kappa’s favorite) and some traditional Japanese staples such as rice, fish and soup stock.
“Sorry for the mess…” Nitori bowed. “I don’t get many guests, as you can probably tell.”
Reimu looked around the place. “I can’t believe I’ve never been inside your cave until now. It’s been, what, a decade since we first met?”
“Us Kappa are reclusive, so we make our homes hard for outsiders to enter. Not even the Shrine Maiden can enter,” Nitori stated.
“But an ordinary witch with Gillyweed can,” Marisa shot back.
“Don’t forget who gave you it all in the first place,” Nitori said waving a finger.
“So this is the home of a Kappa…” Youmu mused. She went over to the computer. “What is this thing?”
“Don’t touch it! It’s running a very important operation right now!”
“Operation?” Youmu tilted her head.
“Oh, never mind, you wouldn’t get it. Just, don’t touch anything, okay? I have a lot of sensitive equipment here.” The tea kettle whistled just then. “Oh, the water’s boiling. I’ll be right back.”
As Nitori was steeping the tea for us, I looked around to try and find the boat, but couldn’t see it near us. “I wonder where she put it,” I wondered.
“Prolly in her garage in the back that way,” Marisa said pointing. “That’s where she builds all of her vehicles and bigger gadgets.”
“Where did she get all of this equipment though? Surely not all of it fell in from Outside…”
“The Kappa are much further ahead in technology than the rest of Gensokyo,” Reimu explained. “They even have things Outside doesn’t yet, like cloaking devices and jetpacks.”
“Of course, they also have a prescient for ‘enhancing’ stuff way more than they need to. I’ve seen Nitori and her friends build shit like jet-propelled rickshaws with cupholders and fridges with rocket launchers.”
“Is… that so?” I said, nervously.
“Yeah, they really like their ammo,” Marisa replied. “Shotguns, machine guns, grenade launchers, you name it. If the cold, rushing river doesn’t kill you, a bunch of lead in your skull prolly will. Could be worse, at least they shoot you before taking your life force outta your butt these days. They’re an antisocial bunch, the lot of them, and if anything Nitori’s an anomaly. As shy as she is, she still travels throughout Gensokyo, something none of the other Kappa do, and when you get her out of her shell she’s kind of a jerk. In other words, exactly the kind of person I make friends with easily.”
“How did you and her meet in the first place?” I asked.
“Well, okay, 2007. The Moriyas set up shop at the top of Youkai Mountain and try to overthrow the Hakurei Shrine, so Reimu comes and gets me and we set out to summit the peak. Along the way I got separated from her somehow and wound up here, in Genbu Ravine. Nitori shows up and warns me about the dangers of this place, and I told her I was a badass who didn’t run from anything. To prove it, I beat her in a duel, and after that I went up to the top of the mountain, but found Reimu had already beat the Moriyas singlehandedly by the time I got there.”
“You were too slow,” Reimu said smugly.
“Grr… don’t rub it in. Anyway, I drifted back down the mountain and moped for a while, and asked her if she wanted to go get drinks. One thing led to another, and we were sparring on a regular basis and hanging out, and she started callin’ me ‘trusted friend.’ Then, when we went underground to go deal with Utsuho, she, Patchy and Alice lent me their power to go down with Reimu and have some words, and it was Nitori’s power that clinched my victory after Reimu got knocked out.” She smirked at Reimu. “So you could say I got my revenge then.”
“Oh… that was a fluke,” Reimu dismissed.
“Yeah, whatever. Since then, we’ve been best buds. She even trusted me enough to give me all that Gillyweed and come down here whenever I want, and I guess all of you now too.”
“I’m part sea-creature…” Youmu said, somewhat distressed.
“Tea’s done.” Nitori came back over with a metal plate with tea cups on top. She laid them out for each of us, said a short prayer, then sat down. I took a sip, and noted the distinct flavor which had a hint of cucumber… well, of course it would, she was a Kappa.
“I have to say, I’m pleasantly surprised to meet you again, Akechi-san,” she smiled. “Thank you for your hard work the other day. You really were a help.”
“Don’t mention it,” I said.
“No really, you don’t know what it’s like to be short like me, and have to have people be tall for you.”
“Can’t you just fly though?” I asked.
“Well, flying’s very draining, you know, especially for hard tasks like fixing up that decrepit shrine,” she smiled; meanwhile I could see Reimu’s eye twitching. “And besides, isn’t it proper for a big, strong man like you to help out a lady?”
“You say that even though you can bench-press a tank,” Marisa sniped. “I bet you were just takin’ advantage of him and guilt-trippin’ him into doing stuff for you just because you can.”
“What about you, though? Weren’t you doing the same even though you can also fly?”
“Er… I was… I was too focused on my work. Yeah, that’s it.” Marisa was blushing again.
“Uh-huh, sure,” Nitori snarked as she took another sip.
I made sure to rush along the tea break as we had business to take care of. Once we were done, Nitori took us into her back work garage. When we entered it was dark; Nitori clapped her hands, causing lights to come on and reveal a large object in the center covered in a tarp. Nitori walked over to the other end, and swiftly pulled the tarp away, revealing a large, multi-seat boat, complete with oars and a raised spot for the rower to stand.
Marisa wistled. “Daaaaaaang. You built this thing in just one night?!”
“Well, it’s only a rowboat, like you requested. All I had to do was plug the dimensions into the computer and have the machines fabricate and weld it together.” She slapped the side of it. “Still, you know I had to make some modifications after the body was finished.”
“Oh? Like what?” Marisa scrutinized.
“Ohoho, I’m glad you asked. Well, for starters, like everything I make, it’s completely waterproof. No rust, no tinge, it won’t even collect algae or anything like that. I also specially reinforced it so it can take a punch from an oni, or have a landslide completely bury it, without so much as a scratch. It’s lightweight so it won’t sink, yet strong enough to cut through waves and hold up to 6,000 kilograms of passengers and cargo. The oars are specially made so you can just stand at the front and row using just one, and control the speed, direction and pitch of the boat with near-absolute precision. Speaking of speed, you can get this thing up to 60 kilometers per hour, just by rowing! You can also stop it on a dime by rowing backwards, and you can even drive it up a raging stream.” She reached toward a box on the back, revealing a kevlar rope to tie it up with, and a strange black ball on a chain. “This is my special Nitori-brand smart anchor. It’s got a supermassive matter generator inside. It’s as light as a baseball when inactive, but when powered on, it increases in mass all the way up to 16 metric tons, so you don’t have to lug a heavy conventional anchor around all the time, and especially have to pull it back up when you want to leave.”
“Sounds intense. But hey, at least you built something fully practical this time!” Marisa smiled.
“Plus,” Nitori pressed another button. “Cupholders.”
“...I take back what I said.”
I studied the boat. Even by Outside standards, it was quite well-made. It was difficult to believe it was all put together in one night by one small girl in a cave with nothing more than an obsolete computer, a few sheets of steel, chrome, molybdenum, iron and titanium and a box of scraps. Not even Mitsubishi could make something that topped this, especially if she was telling the truth about her special anchor, which was centuries beyond anything human science was capable of by the sound of it.
“I’d say you did quite a good job,” I complimented. “Something like this would put even the best ship-makers Outside to shame.”
“Aw, it’s nothing,” Nitori dismissed. “I am a water creature, you know. You really expect me to half-ass a boat??”
“I wasn’t suggesting that, I was merely praising your craftsmanship.”
“Um… thanks.” Nitori blushed; I wasn’t sure if it was because she wasn’t used to getting compliments, or if she wasn’t used to getting them from men in particular. “Still… I wonder why you all would want a boat in the first place. There ain’t much water in Gensokyo beside the river and the Misty Lake, and all of you can fly, even you, Outsider.”
“Like I said, we got reasons.” Marisa looked around. “Now, how are we gettin’ this thing outta here?”
“...heheheheh. Watch THIS!” Nitori pushed another button, and all of a sudden the floor opened up beneath the boat. She instructed us to climb in, before lowering it into the rushing current below, which carried the boat through a short cavern before throwing us back out into the greater river.
We navigated our way down the river, through rapids and around banks, rocks and spires. Nitori wasn’t exaggerating about how superb it was: it was easy to control, even with me standing at the front and directing its movement with only an oar. We scraped several rocks, but each time I inspected the damage there was none to be found. My passengers, Reimu, Marisa and Youmu, all clung on for dear life, understandably unused to white-water rafting (so was I, but since I was the one in control the effect was lessened). Finally, after several minutes we exited the ravine, and the river transitioned to a slow, wide and gentle watercourse which worked its way around the Forest of Magic.
All of them sighed in relief. “Goddamn,” Marisa said, “that was wild.”
“I’ll take the sky any day over that,” Reimu proclaimed. Youmu was silent, her hands visibly shaking in fear after all that.
Once our nerves had calmed down, and as I continued to guide the boat down the river, we took in the sights around us. Trees to our right, and on our left a large, grassy hill with flowers in the distance. On the south bank, near the edge of a flower field, a woman with green hair and a red-and-white plaid dress and a parasol walked along near the edge of a flower field. When she noticed us, she eyed us for a few seconds before continuing along. When I looked back over my shoulder, I could see Reimu and Marisa trying to avert her gaze. Looking at her again, I realized she could be that powerful youkai Keine warned me about. Since we were in the river, we were in no position to harm her flowers, and she seemed benign otherwise, so I continued to row the boat down the river.
We passed under a large, high wooden bridge linking the two banks of the river. Just beyond it was a wide expanse of water, the Misty Lake.
“Looks like we’ve made it,” I said. “Shall we go ahead and enter the Metaverse?”
“I’m ready,” said Reimu.
“Me too,” replied Marisa.
“I’m ready to fight,” affirmed Youmu.
“Alright then, let’s do it.” I pulled out my key and said the word ‘Ethos,’ causing the world to twist and turn before sending us all to that other world. Ahead of us, the mysterious tower piercing up into the heavens. Like a shinigami leading souls to the underworld, I paddled the boat across the great, otherworldly lake toward the distant tower. Exactly what awaited us there was anyone’s guess.
As soon as the boat was lowered into the water and Marisa and her group were off, I grabbed my backpack full of gear I had hidden just out of sight and jumped in after them. I was just too curious as to why they needed a boat; as I said, there wasn’t much open water here in Gensokyo, and Marisa and everyone with her, including that strange man Goro Akechi, could fly. Furthermore, Marisa kept dodging my questions when I asked her what the boat was for. Therefore, I felt the need to follow them and see for myself what they intended to do with it.
As fast as their boat was, I was even faster, being a river Kappa with a high-speed prop attached to my backpack. Under the surface of the water, I danced, flowed and strafed around the river boulders with ease, while Akechi struggled to control the boat through the rapids. Once we left the ravine, and therefore Kappa territory, I stayed hidden under the surface, dodging carp and other giant fish which inhabited the river. So far, they hadn’t done anything suspicious, but it was obvious that wherever they were going, they sure were in a hurry.
As we approached the outlet into the Misty Lake, I could see they slowed down the boat quite a bit, so I bobbed my head above the water (camouflaged, of course, so that they couldn’t see me) and listened in on their conversation.
“Looks like we’ve made it. Shall we go ahead and enter the Metaverse?”
“I’m ready.”
“Me too.”
“I’m ready to fight.”
“Alright then, let’s do it.”
...I was right. They were up to something. But, what was the ‘Metaverse’ and what was Akechi-san doing with that key… wait, huh?! What was going on?!?
Notes:
One thing I should note is that the fusions I describe here are not random: they fully adhere to Persona 5 Royal's fusion table, with Aeon and World replacing Faith and Counselor respectively (and invalid Judgement fusions resulting in World as well), and I keep a meticulous, fully thought-out list of Personas by arcana on a Google Sheet (which I won't release because it contains spoilers).
Also, note that every fusion so far involving the Pixie from Chapter 4 and her "descendants" has been chronicled.
Chapter 16: Dr. Serpent
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The lake was large, far larger even than we thought before. The water was absolutely still, stirred only by the beat of my oar and the wake of the boat on which we sat. The bright, eerie sun cast its light, like a perpetual sunset, across the glassy, lifeless surface. As we approached the tower, its sheer size became even more apparent, with a base as big as a stadium and whose top, however high up it was, obscured by a thick layer of clouds.
We marveled at its imposing size and appearance, and couldn’t help but get an ominous feeling from it, leaving us anxious as to what we would find inside.
Finally, after several minutes, we came to the base of the tower, which sat upon a small, fortified island. There was only stone and sand surrounding it; no plants or other signs of life. I looked for a good place to drop anchor, when something curious happened: a wooden dock materialized in front of us near the tower’s entrance.
“Whoa, what the heck?” Marisa exclaimed.
“Seems someone or something was expecting us,” I surmised. I decided to trust the dock, pulling up alongside it, tying the rope to one of the posts, and dropping the anchor into the water. I stowed the oars away, directed everyone off of the boat, then walked off the dock and onto the island.
Before us was the tower’s imposing entrance, which was wide and tall, bearing an inscription on the arch. Marisa recognized it as Sanskrit; it roughly translated to “Ethos.”
“So I guess we’re here,” she said, rubbing her chin.
“Still, what a strange place,” Reimu remarked. She looked up. “I can already tell this place is far, far larger than Yuyuko’s Fortress.”
“It’s like a mountain,” I said, looking up as well.
Youmu touched the side of the structure, and focused deeply. “Hmm… this tower. I can feel a number of negative emotions emanating from and flowing through it. Fear, anger, rage, sorrow, greed, vice, lust, sin. It’s like a thousand voices crying out all at once, a thousand tales of broken lives, envy and despair.”
I flipped out my knife and twirled it around my hand. “We should keep our guard up. We don’t know what will be waiting for us in there, but I’m certain there are shadows lurking around every corner.” I gathered my resolve, and stepped inside, with everyone else following closely behind.
We entered into a cavernous lobby, which looked like the inside of an over-the-top Buddhist temple, complete with decorative support columns and golden busts. Above us, a mural, painted in an old, traditional subcontinent style, depicted a battle between soldiers and demons, which were directed by generals with elephant heads. There were pictures of holy beings with multiple arms, some empty and others holding rings, goblets, gems and weapons. A spiraling staircase in the middle led up into the ceiling; adjacent to it but invisible to everyone except me was a telltale blue door with Lavenza standing by it.
“What is this mural?” Reimu wondered.
Marisa pointed out each of the elephants depicted in the mural. “Vetala,” she said. “And that one’s Nalagiri. The big one in the middle with a dude on its back, that’s gotta be Mara ridin’ Girimehkala into battle.”
“These are all Buddhist figures, then,” I said.
“Right. The question is, what do they all mean? Why is this place themed around Buddhism?”
“I’m sure the answer will become apparent as we ascend the tower. Let’s head up that staircase and see what lies ahead.” We all nodded in agreement, ascending the staircase up onto the first floor.
As we emerged onto the floor, we discovered a haphazard maze of halls, tinted in a dull purple hue but still with the Buddhist temple aesthetic, and lined with lit torches. The setup of it all reminded me of Mementos, which furthered my suspicion that the two were connected somehow. We began scouring the floor, and it wasn’t long before we came across a dark, humanoid figure with a bird-like mask. Attacking it caused it to turn into four Slimes, which were easily dispatched. There were shadows here, and there were lots of them. And, I realized, because of that this place would serve as an excellent location to train and hone our skills for when we took on other Fortresses. So I encouraged everyone to attack any that we found.
We ascended to another floor, and right off the bat found a treasure chest. Marisa eagerly pried it open and revealed… extremely dirty armor which would need to be washed later. We groaned, but understood we had to take what we got from these chests. We also found artifacts scattered throughout containing metals, gems and other items which we could pawn off for cash or craft into tools. Ethos, it seemed, was chock-full of loot and easy enemies to deaden our fists against; I also took the opportunity to gather a few as eventual fusion fodder.
At one point, we came across a floor which was dense with treasure and with few shadows guarding it all. Immediately I grew suspicious, and sensed some sort of trap. Marisa, meanwhile, went around cracking open each and every chest she could reach, busting the locks off and pocketing whatever loot was stashed inside them, including cards (doubtlessly Skill Cards), weapons and consumables.
“Nyeheheheh, look at all this treasure!” she cackled with glee. "We’re gonna make soooo much bank when we’re through with this!” Reimu and Youmu too, it seemed, got caught up in helping hoard all the floor’s treasure and robbing the shadows for cash. Meanwhile, I kept an eye and an ear out for any signs of trouble, either a deadly trap or a very powerful shadow waiting to ambush us.
That’s when I heard them. The chains.
In an instant, my eyes widened, and I could feel the blood in my face running cold.
“We need to get out of here, now,” I urged forcefully.
“Why?” Marisa asked. “There’s still so much treasure-”
“I don’t care, we need to fucking go!!!” I grabbed her arm and frantically started running down the halls trying to find the stairs up to the next floor. Soon, we found them. With no time to explain, I yelled at everyone to run up them as fast as they could. I needed to get them to safety, since I took responsibility for all of them as their leader. Normally, I wasn’t inclined to selflessly help people like this. But this threat was so terrifying, it short-circuited my normal way of thinking in such a way that it caused me to become irrationally and utterly panicked, so much so that I felt compelled to keep these ladies from seeing it. Once Reimu was up, I made a mad dash up the stairs. I looked over my shoulder, and caught a glimpse of a red aura, part of a tattered, blood-stained black robe and the tip of an oversized revolver peeking around the corner. That just made me scramble up the steps even faster, and almost caused me to brown my pants.
Once we were safely on the next floor and had caught our breath, Marisa was the first to ask, “what the hell was that about? What was so scary ‘ya rushed us outta there?”
“I’m curious as well,” Youmu said. “Whatever it was, it managed to completely frighten you, of all people.”
“Yeah, the way you acted was completely unlike you,” Reimu remarked.
I regained my composure, fixed my tie, looked back over my shoulder just in case, then looked them in the eyes. “That shadow we just escaped…” I was still shaking, and had palpable fear in my voice.
“That shadow?”
“It is an extremely powerful one. It’s called… The Reaper.”
All three of the girls’ irises shrunk.
“...yeeeaaaahhh, that doesn’t sound like somethin’ I wanna fuck with,” Marisa winced.
“The Reaper? As in, the Grim Reaper?” Youmu asked.
“Possibly. If nothing else, it lives up to its name if it manages to catch you. Instead of scythes, it uses two oversized revolvers to shoot you to death, has some of the deadliest magic any shadow can use, is extremely tough, and is almost impossible to defeat. If we hear those chains, we need to book it. No asking questions, no finishing what you were doing, just. Fucking. Get. Out. Of. There.”
At that moment all three of them started nervously inspecting the floor we had landed on. Unlike the previous floors, it was wide open, decorated with various statues and idols, had what looked like benches for us to sit on arranged in a circle around a symbol on the floor, and, I could sense, a weakness in cognition allowing us to warp back to the entrance, and possibly keeping us safe here too.
“Uh… is that thing gonna follow us all around this place and try to rape us then?” Marisa asked nervously.
“Most likely, unfortunately,” I nodded. “It also stalked Mementos. I had a feeling, from the moment we entered, that it might also be here as well. The Phantom Thieves explained it to me before taking me in for the first time: it appears if you stay on one floor for too long. Furthermore, Mementos had floors with anomalies as well, such as complete darkness, few or no enemies at all, and most importantly, more treasure than normal. That’s why I got very nervous on the floor below us: the Reaper is more likely to appear on floors like that.”
“Well, that’s… shit,” Reimu grunted. “Looks like we’ll have to be very, very careful exploring this place. Might be different if I had my sealing powers, but without them, if it’s as dangerous as you say it is…”
“We just have to move quickly between floors,” I said. “It doesn’t seem to chase us up or down stairs, either here or in Mementos. As long as we keep moving, we’ll be in the clear.” I looked around the room again. “In any case, this room seems to be free of hazards. Why don’t we take a short break and discuss our next moves?”
Our main goal today was to establish the nature of Ethos, including why it existed, how it acted as we made our way through the floors, and most importantly, if it had any connection to Mementos, which could help us establish what exactly was going on Outside. Even though those in the Velvet Room told me to have faith in the Phantom Thieves, I still couldn’t help but at least try to discover the nature of the anomaly even if there was nothing I could do to fix it. And even if we couldn’t find any link, Ethos itself was highly suspicious, being a distortion that covered the whole of Gensokyo and in many ways was reminiscent not only of Mementos, but also bore similarities to depictions of Tartarus, both from documents confiscated in top-secret government raids on the Kijiro Group’s offices which the SIU director somehow obtained and allowed me to review, as well as testimony from the Shadow Operatives. With this in mind, I resolved to center our group’s operations around this place and discover what secrets it held, especially on its upper floors. For today, though, we decided it was getting late, and that it would be best to resume our investigation another day. The same warp trick I was used to using worked here too, so we went back, satisfied that we now had a forward starting point for when we returned.
Once we arrived back at the lobby, however, we soon found ourselves getting into trouble yet again.
“Shadows? Here in the entrance hall? And they’re grouped around something…” We ran up to see what it was, and discovered a very familiar figure - one which had apparently followed us all the way here, and was now on the floor, swinging a knife around trying to keep the shadows away.
“...Nitori?” Marisa’s eyes widened. Immediately, she switched out her claws, summoned her Persona, and dove right in, kicking and slashing at the shadows to get them away from the small Kappa girl. Once the shadows were clear, she helped Nitori off of the floor. She was breathing heavily, and I could tell she was weak from her wobbling legs.
“What the Hell are ‘ya doin’?!?” Marisa shouted. “You gotta get outta here! This place is dangerous!”
Nitori lifted her head up and looked at all of us. “...Marisa? And you are… Akechi-san? And… Reimu? Youmu?” She steadied herself and pushed herself off of Marisa. “What is this place? And… what’s with those costumes?”
“There’s no time to explain,” I said. “If we hadn’t come down just now, those shadows would have killed you right there. And there are more infesting this place. You must leave right now.”
“I…” Nitori stepped forward, but it took a lot of hesitation and effort for her to do so. “I followed you all out of my home to see what you were doing with that boat. But… this place is…”
I facepalmed and sighed. I should have expected Nitori would want to see what we needed a boat for. We should have waited a day or so before actually coming here. Now, she had found out our secret, and she was in grave danger too.
I looked at the others. “We have to get her out of here, quickly.”
“Agreed.” Marisa and Youmu rushed over to lift Nitori by her arms and rush her out toward the exit, while me and Reimu followed close behind.
“HALT!”
Suddenly, a tall, armored and imposing figure with a staff dropped out of the air and blocked the exit. Spinning and twirling its staff around its body with both arms before pointing it at us, we stood back and saw it was a warrior with the head of a white ox, the wispy cloud of darkness around its feet indicating it was a shadow. A very powerful-looking shadow.
“You are all trespassing this most sacred tower of Ethos! By my honor, I, Godly General Vajra, cannot allow you to leave with your lives!”
“Vajra?” I wondered.
Marisa cut in again, “one of the twelve godly generals who serve Yakushi-Nyorai, who all possess an aspect of one of the animals on the Chinese Calendar; in this case, he’s the Ox. It’s also the name of the legendary weapon he’s carrying there. It’s said to be the strongest weapon in the universe.”
I took out my knife. “We don’t have time to waste. Let’s take care of this quickly and get out of here.”
The shadow raised its staff. “Foolish of you to assume I stand here alone. Have at them!” Suddenly, a number of shadows spawned in, running the gamut from Archangels to Onis to one Decarabia and one Forneus. We were surrounded, and the shadows had the upper hand. And we still had Nitori with us to protect.
“Shit.” I gritted my teeth. “...we have no other choice. Go all-out!” Me, Reimu and Youmu engaged the shadows head-on while Marisa protected Nitori and attempted to keep us healthy while fending off any shadows that tried to get near. It was tough, and they just kept coming at us, bashing us and blasting magic, and sometimes managing to knock one of us down. It seemed like for each one we killed, two more took its place. The Vajra shadow seemed like it could summon an endless number of these soldiers. Eventually, Marisa ran out of magic, meaning we no longer had a source of healing. We're in serious trouble now, I thought. There was still no end to the shadows, and it started to seem we really did have no chance of making it out of this one.
Finally, the Vajra shadow dismissed its minions and made its move, striking us all quickly with its weapon, in particular hitting me in the chest, and knocking us all down to the floor. The strike also knocked Nitori away from Marisa, sending her sliding across the floor toward the spiral staircase. It strutted up to us and held its weapon down at me.
“I am a Godly General responsible for the commandeering of legions of soldiers! Now, I have bested you intruders, and shall punish you for your incursion!”
“Goddammit… we were too reckless…” I grunted.
“I’m… I’m sorry, Yuyuko-sama. I… failed… you…”
“We’re not gonna die here like this!” Marisa definitely hissed. She looked through a shadow’s legs over to Nitori. “Hey, Nitori! Got a weapon or somethin’ to fry this idiot?!"
Nitori struggled to get herself off of the floor. She looked up, coughed, and ultimately pressed a button on her backpack, causing a set of mechanical arms to pop out and help hoist her back onto her feet. Weakly, she staggered forward and clenched her fist, her body covered in cuts and bruises and her face stained by a trickle of blood.
“You… hah… you…”
“Ah. The girl this blonde one was shielding,” the shadow declared. “You are weak. There is nought much you can do to save her. After I kill these intruders, so shall I slay you."
Nitori stared at the shadow, her figure getting weaker by the second and which struggled to stay up, even with the aid of her mechanical backpack.
“Dammit… I can’t let you-” Marisa tried to get up, only for the Vajra shadow to step on her back to keep her down.
“Are you so cowardly and weakened that you dare not save your friend? Disgraceful! I shall grant you a swift death, and your soul shall pass on weighed down by the sin of failing to avenge her!”
But Marisa still stubbornly refused to be defeated.
She turned her head over to Nitori. “Don’t listen to this guy’s bullshit!” Marisa pleaded. “You’re the reason we’re in this mess to begin with! Stand up to him! I’m your trusted friend! Trusted friends have each other’s backs! Trusted friends save each other when they get into shitty situations like this!!”
“Trusted… friends…” Nitori weakly muttered.
I felt weak. And I felt myself getting weaker by the moment, like some force was sapping all of my vitality out of me. Of course, I had just gotten the shit beat out of me by these… shadows, they said? What on Earth? What was this place they had led me to?
I guess that didn’t matter right now. Because I interfered, because I followed them here and allowed myself to be attacked by them, because I held them down, not only was I going to die, but so was Marisa, my friend, as well as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden, Reimu, as well as Youmu and Goro. I didn’t come armed for a fight, I had no Spell Cards, I couldn’t use magic for whatever reason, and when I tried to punch them it was like trying to knock down a tree with a fish.
I could feel it: I had to be dying. I felt helpless to do anything to save them, to save myself. I felt useless. There was nothing I could do. Nothing except wait for death, and bring all of these people with me. All because my curiosity got the better of me. Maybe I really should have just stayed in that cave and never talked to anyone like all the other Kappa.
Then, suddenly, the world grew dark. Like I had blacked out, but I could still see myself. Was this... death? Was this what it looked like...?
“You’re pathetic,” came a sharp voice.
“Wha, HUH?” I spun around, and found myself talking to… me? No, that couldn’t be right. A double? What was a double of me doing here?
“What a useless and spineless friend you are,” she harshly scolded me. “Giving up at the moment the friend who got you out of that cave and her friends in turn all need you the most? Especially since you yourself got you all into this mess in the first place. Perhaps all that time spent holed up in that damp place with your toys turned you into such a racist, lying, cheating sack of shit who’s utterly incapable and unwilling to help anyone, and this is your comeuppance?”
I hung my head down low. She wasn’t far from the truth: I was prone to being racist, egotistical, and arrogant, boasting my superior technology and power to everyone else, dissing on religion and telling everyone they were putting all their trust into and letting all their decisions be made by beings which had no power and in fact didn’t exist. I even tried to disprove the existence of gods to the gods themselves. Now, I was being shown my place for all that, and me and my friend were both fated to die. All because I was useless. I started to cry. Cry, and curse myself for being such a wretched person who couldn’t help anyone, not even myself.
“Hmph. So you’re just going to give in and admit defeat in the face of your demise, because you can’t help but feel so sorry and powerless at the end of the selfish life you lived. You were a horrible person who didn’t care about anyone or anything but your contraptions. And yet, you were still willing to become a friend to that magician, even giving her the strength she needed to save Gensokyo from a fiery fate, when the Shrine Maiden had failed. In return, she showed you a life beyond the confines of Genbu Ravine. Friends help friends in times of need, especially now, where death awaits her. Tell me: are you willing to admit the mistakes you made, own up to your faults, and work to eradicate the hate and prejudice in this land which you have unwittingly helped to spread?”
“...what do you mean?” I asked.
“Let me rephrase that. You made friends with that magician, and now here you find yourself, her and others at the brink of death. Was your decision to befriend her a mistake?”
I shook my head. “O-of course not! Marisa-san is my best friend! She may be loud, and rude, and unladylike sometimes, but I wouldn’t trade the world for her! She…” I paused, thinking about the mess all of us were in right now.
I clenched my fist, and my teeth. In this situation, I was the only one with the power to turn it around. Even though I lacked power…
...no. I HAD to get power. Lots of power. I needed the power to save them, to kick that thing's ass, and show everyone that the Kappa were a force to be respected and feared. That we couldn’t just be kept in our caves, that we could work together, and with others. That we could overcome preconceptions, hate and bigotry to band together and wield the strongest powers there were: friendship and teamwork. One person cannot do anything, but many people working together can move words. All of a sudden, I felt an overwhelming urge to break through my past bullshit, save the day now, and change the world eventually.
I stamped my foot. “I understand now. I do admit I made mistakes in the past. Lots and lots of mistakes. How I was a racist asshole, tried to scam many humans and youkai out of their money and helped other Kappa do the same… I admit all that, and now I’m declaring that I will resolve to make amends and do what it takes to forge strong bonds and be the friend others deserve, so that I may deserve them. Now then, help me help them.”
The other me - my shadow - smirked devilishly, and the pupils of her piercing yellow eyes turned into slits.
“Hmhmhm, I see your resolve,” she hissed, her voice now having a distinct serpentine lisp and her tongue having turned into a snake’s. “A slave to your own creations as you are, you wish to use your skills and hard work to help others? If that is the case, if you wish to be the forbidden fruit which guides the blind idiots out of the utopian prison in which the forces that be sequester them, then so be it. If you resolve to help them, help yourself, then I, the other you, shall become your power.”
She turned into light, and then that light broke up into smaller pieces which converged on my face until it formed a pair of goggles over my eyes, after which I doubled over in pain. The pain… it was indescribable, like every inch of my body was being torn apart while a throbbing pain assaulted my head. I put my hands on my head as I grunted and struggled to keep from screaming in agony.
“Let’s strike a deal, shall we?” the snake-like voice, now in my head, continued. “I am thou, thou art I. The path to true enlightenment sees those who slither in the dark leading the blind away from the evil calling themselves the light. Be their power, their commanding force, the glue which holds this legion of heroes together and empowers them to rock the heavens!”
I gripped the goggles on my face, clenched my teeth together, and ripped them away from my face. It was a sharp, sheer pain, one which caused me to absolutely shriek as blood stained my face and blue flames and wind erupted all around me.
Just when our fates appeared to have been sealed, the air around Nitori exploded into blue flames and wind, knocking the shadows away and disintegrating them, and causing us to reel back. Even the Vajra shadow was forced to avert its eyes. Once we were able to look back, we were amazed at what we saw:
Floating above the floor was Nitori, now clad in a scientist’s outfit complete with a white lab coat, brown shoes, slacks and a striped shirt. Power seemed to emanate from her back; no doubt it was her newly-awakened Persona.
Nitori looked up, and briefly checked herself out, wondering why she was dressed like this now. Then, something came from her back: the head and body of a robotic snake with red eyes. Then, three more just like it appeared from behind her as well, staring at her, and her staring at each of them. She reached out a hand, and one of the snakes butted it with its snout.
“This power…” Nitori chuckled. “I see. So, this, this is MY power!” She faced the Vajra shadow, and each of the four snakes glared at it as well. Pointing at our opponent, she declared, “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid I can’t let you kill my friends. I will stand up for them, because they stand up for me. That’s just what friends do!” She then pulled out a PDA, and after fiddling with it unleashed a wave of energy which instantly revitalized all four of us. Now back in fighting health, we jumped back up on our feet and dared the shadow once again.
“Whoa… holy shit, that was awesome!” Marisa exclaimed. “Ya seein’ this?! Ya seein’ this power she’s givin’ us?!? We’re invincible now!!”
“Hmph,” it grunted, getting back into a fighting stance. “Let’s see what you’re truly capable of!”
“Challenge accepted,” Nitori smirked. She pressed another button, granting us all a significant speed boost. “Go, attack!”
“Roger that,” I affirmed, as we charged the shadow again. Me, Marisa and Reimu dogpiled debuffs on it, causing its strength to slip away and its movements to slow, which combined with our own hastened reflexes meant that it couldn’t get any hits in with its weapon. Nitori pumped us with another buff, this time boosting our attack power, and we continued to ravage it even more, tearing off portions of armor and breaking the end off of one of its horns.
The shadow eventually managed to escape our assault, spun its staff around again and pointed it at us. “Tch… to think that girl would provide you all so much power! Perhaps it’s time to strike at her directly!” Charging up and glaring at her like the frenzied bull it was, it let out a battle cry as it rushed toward her. But Nitori wasn’t afraid; in fact, she promptly commanded “there! Strike that hole in its chest armor! It’s weak there!” So I whipped out my gun, backflipped in front of her, aimed at the shadow, and fired a shot which hit it directly in that weak spot, causing it to cry out in pain, stagger back and eventually fall to the ground, which also caused its weapon to shatter into useless shards.
Once it was down, we wasted no time surrounding it and aiming our firearms at its head. Nitori too joined in, revealing two arms which came out of her jetpack (actually her Persona) with gatling guns attached to them. I spat on the shadow. “Well well well,” I said coldly, “seems the tables have turned.”
“Geh…” the shadow struggled to get itself back up into a pained kneeling position. “So… this is where I, Godly General Vajra, will meet my end…”
“We’ve got him on the ropes,” Reimu said. “What should we do? He almost managed to kill us, so I think it would be fitting to exterminate it while he’s weak.”
“I concur,” I said. “Starburst?”
Marisa smiled sadistically, flipping out her claws like Freddy Kruger. “Let’s do it.”
I turned to Youmu. “And you?”
Youmu held her sword to the shadow’s neck. “On your command.”
I turned to Nitori lastly. “How about you? We don’t act without a unanimous decision, after all.”
Nitori was focused on her PDA, and after a few moments she looked up. “Hold on, I just found something weird about it,” she said. “I wanna try something before we croak it.”
“Do what you need to,” I replied.
“Arlight, then.” She adjusted her hat. “Watch this! Nitori’s Super Forbidden Fruit Wave!” Each of her four snakes opened their mouths, releasing streams of energy which converged into one green, data-like ball, growing in size before she commanded one of them to slam into it, causing it to explode and send a powerful green shockwave of ones and zeroes in all directions. When it struck the shadow, it reacted with its body, causing it to pulse green and black before bursting into lights, forcing us to step back and cover our eyes. When we looked back, the shadow was still there. We observed it for several moments, watching it get back on its feet, look around, then look at itself.
“...where am I?” It asked. “What… this place…” It shuffled around, looking up at the ceiling. “I remember now… this place, I was drawn to it from the Sea of Souls, and was enslaved and brainwashed by its miasma, a mindless puppet through which it channeled its distorted will.”
“...huh?” Marisa wondered.
“Does it mean…” I looked around again. Did this place have a ruler? If so, who was its ruler? What distorted desires was causing it to stand?
I looked at the shadow again. “I remember you called yourself the Godly General, Vajra?”
“I am. I… think I am? Am… I? I…” It looked at itself again. “I… am a consciousness from the Sea of Souls. I took the form of this deity, but… I am not actually that deity? Then what… am… I…?”
It was clear the shadow was having an existential crisis, but this was much different than when other shadows were told their identities. Those shadows, once they remembered their real names, were freed from the Fortress’ spell. But whatever Nitori did to this shadow was causing it to behave differently. Clearly, “Godly General Vajra” was not its true identity, even if it bore the figure’s appearance and mannerisms. What it failed to do was help it remember its real name, if indeed it had one. It was like its freedom from the Fortress’ control was incomplete, severed from its spell but unable to remember its name, even if it could remember the events leading up to its enslavement. I had never seen anything quite like it in my years of exploring the Metaverse, and was unsure what to do right now.
“I…” it looked at the stairs. “I need to leave this place at once.” It reached into its armor and pulled out a shining pearl gem which I immediately recognized as an extremely rare, extremely potent Soma, and placed it on the floor. “I must have caused you much trouble. This is my way of saying thanks for freeing me from the tower’s spell.” It then walked outside, jumped into the lake and began swimming across.
We stood there for a moment, still not quite sure what had transpired. All of a sudden, Nitori’s PDA went off, causing a satellite dish to emerge from her Persona and start spinning around. “Hm? What’s this?! These readings… they’re off the charts! They’re coming from the floor above us!”
“The shadows must be getting restless,” I realized.
“What do we do??” Reimu asked.
“We need to leave at once," I urged. “We almost died to that shadow’s hands, and-”
The fucking chains rattled again, and I saw the Reaper begin to float down the stairs.
“-we definitely will if that son of a bitch catches up to us!!! RUN FOR IT!!!”
All of us rushed out the door and dared not look back at the Black Death chasing after us. Piling into the boat, I hastily undid the cord, lifted anchor and rowed as fast as I could away from that place. Thankfully, the Reaper did not seem interested in leaving the tower and chasing us across the water. I still did not dare slow down until we were safely onshore, beached the boat and I said the words “The light of Dawn thrusts thine eyes open.”
“Hah… hah… that sucked,” Marisa panted.
“I agree,” I said. I looked over to everyone else. “You all okay?”
“Yeah, I am,” Youmu said.
“I think so,” Reimu answered. She looked down at Nitori. “Can’t say the same for this one, though.” Nitori was curled up on the ground, sleeping soundly.
“Her awakening must have taken a lot out of her,” I said.
“Yeah, seems like it… serves to reinforce my theory,” Marisa answered.
I looked at her. “What theory, I asked?”
Marisa shook her head. “I can tell ‘ya later. For now, we should all just head home. We gotta cool down after almost gettin’ killed back there.”
I thought about how Marisa wasn’t able to heal after running out of magic. Had it not been for Nitori’s intervention, we would most likely have been killed.
“We were reckless,” I stated. “We’ve been reckless. We haven’t been preparing for our Fortress infiltrations as well as we should be.”
“What do you mean?” Reimu asked.
“If we want to avoid a repeat of that incident back there, we need more ways to keep ourselves healthy and ready to fight at all times. We’re going to need medicine, weapons and armor. We’ve already obtained a big advantage though: a navigator.”
“A… navigator?” Youmu asked.
“Up to this point, I’ve been guiding you all based solely on my rote memory of aspects of the Metaverse I learned when I was working with the Phantom Thieves. As you can probably tell, it has limits, especially since these Fortresses are different from the Palaces I learned to use my skills in. But Nitori’s skills are much different from the rest of ours.”
“How so?” Reimu asked next.
“Different Persona users have different abilities based on their character, personality and even their motivations. Our Personas, for example, can be used to fight enemies directly, and I also have the Wild Card power. Just occasionally, however, someone will manifest a Persona which possesses much different properties than a purely offensive one. They can’t directly attack, but are instead gifted with the power to analyze a Fortress location, uncover hidden treasure, find traps, scan enemies, support teammates by providing them healing and power and even cripple opponents. We call these Persona-users ‘Navigators.’ The Phantom Thieves had one in their ranks. And now it seems we’ve got one of our own.”
“So… are you suggesting that she join us?” Marisa wondered.
“She saved us all, plus she already knows our secret. Wouldn’t you agree having her as an ally would be in our best interests?”
“Well…” Marisa knelt down to Nitori. “...I think she should be allowed to have a say.” She got on her broom and loaded Nitori behind her. “I’ll take her back to my place tonight so she can recover. Should we meet back up tomorrow or something?”
“Yes, let’s regroup tomorrow and discuss our next steps,” I replied. “We still need to investigate Ethos’ secrets, but we need to heavily refine how we conduct our infiltrations.”
Reimu looked over to Marisa and Nitori. “It would be troublesome for Marisa to have to carry Nitori all the say to the Shrine, so… if it’s alright with you, can we all meet up at your place?”
“Fine by me,” Marisa shrugged.
“Then it’s settled. We’ll meet up at Marisa’s tomorrow. Youmu, I can show you how to get there, and we’ll come and get you too, Goro.”
“That sounds like a great plan.” It was getting dark, the last lights of the sun fading over the horizon, so I made my way back home post-haste.
Notes:
I realized, going back and reading some of my recent chapters that I made a lot of errors, such as spelling mistakes, incorrect or awkward syntax and not remembering in-universe code names for characters. Stuff like that happens when you're writing content for Nanowrimo, and don't have much time each day after work for writing sessions. So I'll be going back and attempt to fix all of them before I continue with new chapters.
Chapter 17: The Day Breakers
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The next morning, after breakfast, I was busy sweeping and rearranging the store as usual. The snow outside picked up compared to yesterday, and it was difficult to imagine anyone wanting to brave the cold and the flakes pelting their skin, melting into frigid water which exacerbated the effects of the cold air’s bite.
And yet today, one girl with a cone hat and a large wooden crate on her back braved the harsh weather to come to this place. The wind blew in through the door as the bell rang, the girl taking her snow-dusted outer jacket off and hanging it up as she entered.
“Good morning, Reisen,” Masato bowed.
“Good morning,” Reisen bowed back. She set the crate down on a desk and shuffled through it looking for the drugs Masato had requested. Again, I found it difficult to make eye contact with her. There was just… something about her blood-red eyes that unsettled me, almost on a supernatural level, like they were primed and ready to hack apart my soul at any moment. And yet, Reisen herself did not seem like a bad person, and Masato greatly appreciated her presence because she brought him his medicine which kept his pain under control.
Medicine… perhaps I could try asking her…
I got up from my current task and approached her. “Hello there, Reisen-san,” I waved.
“Ah!” Reisen jolted and raised her hands up slightly. “Sorry, I was focused on sorting my medicine, I didn’t notice you coming up to me!”
“My apologies,” I bowed. “I merely wanted to speak to you, that’s all.”
“Er, uh, why?”
Masato chuckled. “He does work and live here, after all, so of course he would want to talk to visitors. Besides,” he winked, “a cute girl like you? Of course a young man wouldn’t ignore you.”
“Eh?” Reisen blushed up as I stood there and groaned.
“That’s… not it at all,” I said flatly. “I merely want to get to know her as an acquaintance.”
“Is that so?” Masato asked with a grin. He handed Reisen some money for the medicine.
“It is so,” I replied.
Masato’s shoulders slumped and he frowned. “Oh, alright, fine. I apologize.” He sorted through the medicine Reisen gave him. “Still, this is rather out of the blue, you wanting to get to know her.”
“I’m merely trying to make as many connections as I can. I don’t have any here otherwise.”
“But… why me?” Reisen asked. “I’m… not particularly interesting or anything, I’m just a medicine peddler…”
“You come and go from this place from time to time, don’t you?” I asked her. “Would it not be good if we at least came to know each other?”
“But… you’re a guy, and…”
“Men and women can be friends without being lovers,” I countered.
“Oh, I, uh, well, I guess so…”
“Why don’t you go with her for a little while?” Masato suggested. “You’re ahead on your work hours, so you can afford it.”
“Uh, I still have a couple other stops to make…” Reisen said hesitantly.
“He can wait outside,” Masato smiled. “Come on, it would be good for you to make new friends as well, Reisen. Akechi-san here is a pleasant person, I think you two would get along well.”
“Oh, alright…” Reisen still wasn’t too sure about me coming along with her. I wasn’t, either, mostly because of her stranger red eyes making prolonged eye contact impossible for me. Still, she sold medicine, and if what Masato claimed about the medicines they made at “Eientei” was true, they would come very much in handy in the Metaverse, so I had to forge a relationship with at least her if I wanted a shot at their best medicines.
In the end, I decided to go with her after finishing up a couple other tasks, putting on my boots and my heavy jacket before heading out behind her. The snow outside was flurrying, and few other people were outside. As promised, I stayed out of sight while Reisen made her last few deliveries, including the Heida House where she left behind a rather hefty amount of medicine intended for Akyuu. Afterward, I invited her to go for a drink, but she insisted that she didn’t like Human Village places. I told her I was capable of flying, even demonstrating for her after she didn’t believe me at first but was impressed at how proficient I was. She revealed she could fly as well, and promised to lead me back to Eientei itself, where they had shelter, tea and food.
To get to the place, we traveled through the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, the same forest where Mokou, the woman who found me, lived, and we passed by her house as well. I felt an odd sense of “homecoming” passing by it, since her home was my conscious starting point in my life here. The forest itself, as we ventured deeper inside, lived up to its name: it was an endless maze of bamboo shoots the size of trees, and it was easy to get turned around; if not for Reisen guiding me, I wouldn’t have thought I was heading anywhere at all.
Finally, after what felt like a long time weaving between bamboo plants, a large, brown object came into view through the gaps. As we approached it, it soon revealed itself to be a sprawling wooden mansion, by far the largest single non-Fortress structure I had seen in Gensokyo so far. This was Eientei, the mysterious home of Reisen and her master, a genius doctor who made all the medicines which Reisen sold, and who in turn bought ingredients from Marisa to use. Simply being near it gave an otherworldly, old-world feel, as though time itself forgot it existed. It also seemed unusually pristine for such an old wooden structure, with not even mildew sullying its outer walls or moss collecting on the edge of its roof.
Once we reached the front entrance, we came across two guards standing on either side, each armed with a modern-looking pistol and a sword, as well as large, stained wooden mallets affixed to their backs. Their oddest feature, however, was what was on their heads…
“Welcome back, Reisen,” one of them said. She tilted her head. “Did you bring a lost Villager with you?”
“Actually, I picked him up during my medicine rounds,” Reisen replied. “He said he wanted to come to this place.”
I pointed at the guard, who had blue hair and red eyes similar to Reisen’s own, which also created a sense of unease in me. “Excuse me, but are those…” I reached out to touch one of them out of curiosity.
“I’d prefer if you didn’t,” she said, twitching her bunny ear back. “Yes, they’re real. This is a house of rabbits,” after all.”
“Rabbits?” I asked.
“I’ll explain inside,” Reisen told me. “It’s cold out here.”
“...ah, right.” The guards let us through the door, into a small room where we could hang up our gear before entering the mansion. There, Reisen took off her hat, causing two bunny-like ears to unfold and stand up straight. Removing her heavy outer robes revealed her outfit, a white jacket with a red tie and a short purple skirt. When she turned away from me, a small, cotton ball-like tail stuck out of her back.
I… wasn’t sure if Masato slipped some of his drugs into my tea before I left. I’ve been to the Metaverse, I’ve been to the Netherworld, I’ve been to Ethos. But somehow, seeing a bunny girl was just a tad too much for me to comprehend right now.
“Phew. That thing was getting hot. I can finally breathe again,” she said.
I stood there, my face blank as I tried to understand what was going on.
“Oh, surprised?” she smiled, twitching her ear. “Don’t worry, most people are when they see me without all that gear the first time.”
“...are you a rabbit?” I asked awkwardly.
“Yeah. I’m a rabbit. A Moon Rabbit, specifically, although I’m more of an Earth Rabbit anymore these days.”
“There’s a difference?”
“Huge difference. But not like you’d care right now, I’m sure,” she joked. “I’m Reisen Udongein Inaba, but you can just call me Reisen. Welcome to Eientei, Goro Akechi. I can lead you to my master, and then I’ll get some tea going for us.”
“Um, sure…”
The mansion, Eientei, consisted of long hallways with a number of rooms, most of which were servant’s quarters. The servants in question were other bunny girls, each of them shorter than us and whose round, floppy ears, Reisen explained, identified them as Earth Rabbits, compared to her, Seiran and Ringo (the names of the two guards), who were Moon Rabbits. There were also a large number of animal rabbits which followed the human-looking ones. Each of them, understandably, took an interest in me, a strange man who towered over all of them, and the way in which they all stared at me was, for lack of a better term, creepy, especially the eyes glinting red from dark crevasses. Now I was wondering how far down the rabbit hole I’d gone, both figuratively and literally.
Eventually, we arrived at a room resembling a doctor’s office. Sitting at the desk was a woman, with long, white-grey hair in a large braid dressed in a distinctive red-and-dark blue checkered dress wearing glasses who was busy with some documents. She was older-looking, but had no wrinkles, and conveyed a very professional, very mature air.
She glanced up at us from her work. “Welcome back, Reisen,” she said. She got up, clasped her hands and bowed. “And you’ve brought a guest. Welcome to Eientei. I am Eirin Yagokoro.”
“And I am Goro Akechi,” I bowed back. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“He… Mr. Kirisame brought him into his house recently. Apparently he fell through the Barrier from Outside, and Mr. Kirisame is giving him work. He suggested he come with me so we could get to know one another.”
Eirin rolled her eyes. “Oh, Masato, you never change, trying to set up young men with whatever women happen to cross paths with them.”
“You know him?” I asked her.
“Oh, of course,” Eirin smiled, “I know almost everybody in Gensokyo to some extent. I’ve known him ever since he was a boy and his parents or Rinnosuke would take him here sometimes. He was such a troublemaker as a kid, always getting into places he shouldn’t and doing everything everyone told him not to. It didn’t stop when he became a young man, either. He was a stud, I’ll give him that, but it seemed like he would try and get with every single girl in the Village. Small wonder where Marisa gets her behavior from, then.”
“I...see.”
“Of course, judging by your appearance you don’t seem to have much trouble attracting girls, either,” she chuckled.
*sigh* - Here we go again.
“M-master!” Reisen protested. “He just wanted to get to know me as a friend!”
“Oh, that’s what all the men say,” Eirin said playfully, “but you know where things tend to go before you know it.”
“I, er…”
“Are you gonna bring him into your room and do lewd things all night???”
I turned around and saw a black-haired girl with floppy bunny ears peeking her head out of a barrel.
“...what are you doing there, Tewi?” Reisen sighed. “Didn’t Master give you a long list of cleaning chores this morning?”
“Finished them all up,” the girl, Tewi, chirped back.
“...I’m sorry, and you are?” I asked her.
Tewi jumped out of the barrel and walked up to me. She was a short thing, no larger than a grade-schooler, in a pink dress with bare feet and a very fast-wagging tail. “The name’s Tewi. I’m an Earth Rabbit. I’m the boss of all the Earth Rabbits here at Eientei.” She looked at Reisen, then back at me. “I gotta say, I’m a little envious of you, Reisen. Bringin’ home a tall, handsome guy like this? I woulda thought for sure my cute charm would win some schmuck’s heart before you ever could.”
“That’s because you have a habit of setting up rope traps in the forest and then blackmailing people for money to cut them free under the guise of helping them, and selling counterfeit items at festivals,” Reisen shot back. “Honestly, if you weren’t such a lying cheat, then maybe fewer people would want to cut you up and sell your parts as good luck charms.”
Eirin shook her head. “Can you two not bicker in front of our guest?”
Reisen spun around bowed. “I’m sorry, Master. I’ll go make some tea right now.”
“Should I go get the Princess?” Tewi asked.
“Only if you promise to behave yourself,” Eirin said sternly. “That goes for you, too, young man. You are to maintain the utmost respect and etiquette around her.”
Princess? There was a princess living here? What kind of princess was she? Who were these people?
I nodded and bowed. “I understand.”
A short while later, Reisen had set tea and snacks on a table for all of us. One of the place settings had notably more expensive and regal-looking dishes than the others, no doubt the one meant for the princess, whomever she was. The rest of us all sat down, and waited for her to show up.
Soon, the princess appeared from down the hallway. Right away, I was taken by her beauty - normally, I wasn’t the sort to admire the looks of, well, anybody, given how antisocial I was until recently, but there was just… something about her that made even me take note. It was hard to pin down why: maybe it was her floor-length, silken black hair, her beaming white, perfectly-shaped face, large, hazel eyes with long lashes, and an elegant pink shirt and long, red skirt with floral designs. She strutted down the hallway, then seated herself in front of all of us in a way which caused her skirt to flare out across the floor.
She took a sip of tea, spent a moment savoring it, then placed her cup back down. “Kukicha today, Reisen?”
“Of course,” Reisen nodded. “How did you know?”
The princess giggled. “You expect me not to know my tea? I could tell by its nutty flavor.”
“I haven’t made it in a while, so I thought you’d appreciate a change of pace,” Reisen said.
“I appreciate it, thank you.” She looked over to me. “Ah. Do we have a guest today?”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” I greeted. “My name is Goro Akechi.”
The princess smiled. “It’s nice to meet you too, Akechi-san. I’m Kaguya Houraisan.”
“...come again?” I asked.
“I’m Princess Kaguya,” she repeated. “Yes, that Princess Kaguya.”
I was stunned. The Lunar Princess from the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter, one of the defining stories of the Japanese mythos? The one who challenged men with her Impossible Requests before returning to the moon? She was here in front of me, right now???
“Akechi-san?” Reisen asked.
I shook my head. “My apologies. It’s just… I simply never imagined I would ever meet you in person…”
Kaguya chuckled. “Ohoho. Well, I should have guessed an Outsider like you would react that way to meeting me.”
I tilted my head. “How could you tell?”
“How? Your accent, it’s different from everyone else’s here, and you use a dialect with words ours lacks. You’re also much taller than human men generally are here; only those from Outside get as tall as you. Never underestimate a princess’s discerning eye for detail.”
She took another sip of her tea, and the rest of us sipped ours as well. “Now then, what brings you to Eientei today?” she asked.
“I wanted to get to know Reisen-san here,” I replied. “I heard you make excellent medicines which Reisen sells in the Village.”
“My medicines are simply the best in existence,” Eirin boasted, somewhat haughtily. “I’ve prepared drugs which can cure all sorts of maladies including cancer, and can put even the best Outside medicine to shame.”
“Do you have Marisa to thank for that?” I asked. “She told me she sells you ingredients.”
“She’s one of my suppliers,” Eirin answered. “It’s how I keep her from stealing from me, by paying her for the ingredients she extracts from her mushrooms. She’s good at what she does, I have thought about hiring her more than once, but she always turns it down, says she doesn’t want to listen to anyone’s orders except her own.” She took another sip. “That girl is so difficult sometimes, and so hard to understand, just like her father.”
“But,” Kaguya smiled, “I’m sure you don’t want to hear us talk about other people. You’re here visiting us, after all.”
“Indeed,” I replied. “I suppose most of all, I want to know why you are here when the legend says you returned to the Moon.”
She was silent for a second, and I could tell the others were as well. I feared I may have brought up yet another sensitive topic.
“The truth is, I never actually went back to the Moon in the end,” Kaguya explained. “I quite prefer it down here on Earth, even if it is impure, or perhaps because it is. There’s just something about watching life go on, seeing the seasons pass and living things be born and then die. Eventually, Eirin-san came down to be with me, and the rabbits all moved in with us.”
“I see…” I moved to change the subject, since I felt somewhat pressured to do so. “Also… what do you mean by ‘impure?’”
“Life as you understand it doesn’t exist on the Moon,” Eirin said. “We, the Lunarians, went there to fully separate ourselves from the cycle of life and death. Not just ourselves but everything we brought with us as well, even the trees. The seas of the Moon are fishless. Nothing rots, no mold or moss gather on the buildings. Nothing lives and nothing dies. Everything just is. ”
“Er…” this was all very confusing. “I’m… not sure I entirely follow you. And the seas of the Moon… I thought the Moon was just a barren rock.”
“That’s because the Moon you see here from Earth is actually the False Moon,” Eirin explained. “You’ve never seen the True Moon, the Moon which the Lunarians inhabit. That’s because they use a barrier, much like the one isolating Gensokyo from the rest of the world, to hide themselves from humanity, concealing themselves in such a way as to make the Moon appear as it has for billions of years.”
I still had a look of perplexion as I tried to digest this information, a task not being made easier by the bunny girls around me.
“I’m sure that’s a lot of confusing information to take in at once,” Kaguya said. “We don’t expect you to understand it all right away. The fact that we have all these bunny girls is likely overwhelming by itself.”
“Ah… yes,” I said back. I remembered Masato and Keine telling me “there is no common sense in Gensokyo.” Right now, not only was common sense completely failing me, I felt I was losing my grip on reality as well. And there were likely stranger things still left for me to uncover.
...which, now that I thought about it, was rather odd, since up to this point I had gotten accustomed to the bizarreness of the Metaverse and had even taken going to the land of the dead more or less in stride. Seeing a number of bunny girls surrounding me should not seem like much in comparison to the things I’ve been through. Instead, I felt as though I was slowly going mad, to the point where being in Princess Kaguya’s presence seemed to be the least strange thing happening right now. I had to wonder: was it an effect of the bunny girls themselves?
“How about you?” Eirin asked, breaking my train of thought. “I’d like to hear a little more about yourself, your life before coming here and especially how you came to Gensokyo in the first place.”
“Oh, right,” I said back. “Well, of course, I come from Tokyo. Shibuya, specifically. I was an honor student and a detective working for the SIU, and became something of a celebrity out there for solving seemingly unsolvable cases.” I looked down. “You see, I’ve been an orphan for as long as I can remember, passed between different sets of wards on a regular basis. I developed my gift for deductions early, and eventually used it to break out of that vicious cycle and strike it out on my own; not the easiest thing for a teenager to do, especially not in Tokyo. But I managed to do it, and if I do say so myself I did quite well. I had all but written my own college acceptance letter, and the SIU offered me a comfortable job once I was done with my schooling.”
“Impressive,” Kaguya lauded. “That must have been a very tough childhood for you, but the way you elevated yourself in the end is commendable.” She took a sip. “Now then, how did you arrive here in Gensokyo?”
“It can’t be because of Yukari,” Eirin added, “because she’s usually hibernating about now. Actually, Winter arrivals in general are very rare, so, indeed, how did you come here?”
“I’m not entirely sure myself,” I said, getting ready to tell the same lie as before. “You see, I-”
*boomf*
Ah. Seemed like a rather chunky rabbit climbed up onto my lap and made itself comfortable. This one was black, unlike most of the others which were stark white.
Tewi giggled. “Seems Boss-kun has taken a liking to you. Why don’t you pet him?”
“Boss-kun?” I asked.
“Most of our rabbits are female, but Boss-kun is special,” Tewi explained. “He’s an old guy, ‘bout forty years or so by now.”
“...forty???” I asked, surprised. “I thought rabbits don’t live for nearly that long!”
“Usually they don’t, unless they’re destined to become youkai rabbits, which I think that stud will do in a few years,” Tewi replied, smirking. “He’s actually already the dad of some of the servant rabbits. And surely he’ll repay Reisen for all the years she took care of him…”
I looked at Reisen, who was blushing slightly. “Er…”
“He’s my pet rabbit,” she said. “Tewi gave him to me to take care of a while ago after I first came here. She thinks I’ve done a good job, but…”
“He’s quite large,” I complimented. “And rather full of himself, I must say.”
“Well, he’s our only male rabbit,” Tewi said, “so you can imagine he’d build a huge harem for himself. So big, so strong, so confident. Reisen really did outdo herself raising him.”
I sat there looking down at him, closing his eyes and twitching his nose, before I continued with my story. “As I was saying, I was investigating a corrupt politician who was running for Prime Minister. His name is Masayoshi Shido. He ran under the pretense of leading Japan out of the slump it’s been in for a while and toward a prosperous future. In reality, he’s a lying, cheating ultra-nationalist who manipulated the media and leveraged his powerful connections to marginalize and eliminate his rivals. He even bribed the Yakuza to carry out killings for him. Of course, very few people knew the truth, but I was one of the ones who did, and of course I had to expose his crimes for the public to see.”
Eirin looked down and shook her head. “What is this country coming too… well, I suppose I should be glad people like you still exist.”
“Indeed,” Kaguya said. “In my opinion, it’s only gotten worse and worse ever since my time. I haven’t actually seen most of it, but I know enough from various sources. About the Imperial era and how they raped and pillaged Chinese and Korean villages… it’s not a legacy we here in Gensokyo care to be associated with.”
“Yes, of course. So, I investigated him and his cronies in between my other cases and coursework, and managed to build up enough evidence to find and expose a powerful Yakuza who is connected to him. So, I gathered several officers and we stormed the compound in Shinjuku where he was based. One shootout later, someone lit fire to a gas tank which caused the place to violently explode into flames. I just barely managed to make it out by jumping in and out of pipes and broken walls, then jumped off a balcony to safety. Or, well, that’s what I expected, but instead of hitting the dumpster I was aiming for I just kept falling into a black abyss for what seemed like hours before hitting the snow and losing consciousness. I was found by a strange woman named ‘Mokou,’ who took me in and-”
Kaguya let out a hearty laugh. “Ohohohoho! So you have met her!”
“You know her?” I asked.
“Oh, of course,” Kaguya replied. “Her father was one of the men who tried to clear my impossible trials and of course failed. Ever since then, she’s been trying to avenge him and her family’s honor, but she never will because-”
Tewi tugged her sleeve. “Uh, Princess?”
“What is it?” Kaguya asked, before looking at the window, and saw Mokou staring at her, scowling and flipping her off.
Kaguya stretched her arms. “Oh, I suppose it’s that time again. If she wants to fight, I’ll give it to her.” She stood up, stepped back, then very quickly spun around, flinging her clothes off in all directions, before she finally stopped, revealing the frilled, highleg wrestling singlet and white boots she had been wearing underneath. She cracked her knuckles. “Alright, it’s time to rumble!” She then jumped out the window and tackled Mokou to the ground. A few moments later and out of sight, the macabre sounds of explosions, bones breaking and blood gushing everywhere could be heard.
I stared wide-eyed toward the window, wondering just what was going on out there. Meanwhile, Eirin groaned and got up from her seat. “Guess I’ll have to get ready to clean the Princess again,” she grumbled, before walking back into her office and closing the door behind her.
Reisen looked at me. “They’ll… be a while, I’d imagine.” She got up. “Why don’t we go someplace else to continue talking?” she suggested. So she led me down a hall and into another room, while Tewi went elsewhere in the mansion with some of her rabbits.
The room was dark when she threw open the door, but upon clapping her hands it lit up to reveal a room full of labelled shelves, atop which sat a grand number of bottles. “This is our medicine storage area,” Reisen explained. She pointed at a steel door on the opposite wall. “In there is Master’s production lab. It’s where she creates all the drugs she sells, and where we store all the ingredients. Since I’m her apprentice, I’m in there helping her as well, and I have my own lab near this one. She’ll frequently send me out with medicine to sell it to the villagers, about once a week or so in the Winter, and more often in the Summer. Each of those shelves is labelled with a customer; we fill their order and then I transport it to them at the designated intervals. We make and sell just about anything you can get Outside - painkillers, fever reducers, allergy pills, even specialized medicine for rare conditions. We can also vaccinate people, and Master has a high-security biolab under the mansion for producing them. In short, we’re pretty much Gensokyo’s doctor’s office.”
I whistled. “I can tell your Master’s medical and scientific knowledge is unmatched.”
“She wasn’t called the ‘Brain of the Moon’ for no reason,” Reisen smiled. “She’s practically an entire hospital staff unto herself.”
I looked around the room. “Still, why bring me here? Surely the public isn’t allowed back here.”
“True,” Reisen admitted, “but, honestly, you’re a very strange Outsider, one who’s already learned how to fly, among other things. If you’re going to see all of Gensokyo, then I might as well show you our work and what we do.”
I nodded. “I suppose that’s fair. So, if you and your Master make medicine, what do the others do?”
“The rabbits are the mansion’s staff,” Reisen said. “They tend to the princess’s needs, clean, cook, and do repairs, and Tewi directs all of them. They used to also guard the mansion, but ever since Seiran and Ringo arrived they picked up guard duties in exchange for living here. They guard against anyone attempting to break in and steal medicine and ingredients. That included Marisa, until Master struck a deal with her to have her be one of her suppliers.”
“And I would imagine defending Princess Kaguya too,” I said. “Surely, there must still be people either trying to get her hand in marriage or else try to assassinate her.”
“Who, the Princess?” Reisen shook her head. “The Princess cannot die.”
“...what do you mean?” I asked.
“I mean exactly that: she does not age, become diseased, nor can she be physically killed: she simply regenerates from any lethal injury, no matter how severe.”
“That’s… gruesome,” I remarked.
“It’s because she’s a Hourai Immortal, a person who drank Master’s forbidden Hourai Elixir. It’s why she was banished from the Moon originally. Mokou out there also drank it at some point, and the two have duelled for the 1300 years since. The elixir makes you literally unkillable: as long as magic exists, you cannot die by any means. A shinigami even once tried to rip Kaguya’s soul out of her body to bring before the Yama, and even that failed.”
I thought for a second. I could have pondered a number of things: how that elixir could cause me to cheat death and never pay for my crimes… but I would be on the Yama’s bad side, and I would outlive everyone else and be virtually friendless as a result. Or how “literally unkillable” meant that I could potentially survive for billions of years past the death of Earth, and live to see the end of the universe itself and the cosmic horror that would inflict upon my mind, and how future civilizations would regard me as some sort of god while they evolved and died out, from my point of view, in a flash.
...instead, the first thing out of my mouth was, “oh, so just like SCP-682?”
Reisen looked confused.
“Ah, sorry, just a reference you wouldn’t get,” I said, shaking my head.
Reisen smirked. “Like I said, a strange human. I would have expected all the elixir’s implications to be your first thoughts and instead, you hit me with an Outside reference, I would assume, from some science fiction work.”
“Your deduction is spot-on,” I smiled.
“Er… yeah,” Reisen stammered, before clearing her throat. “Regardless, it is a forbidden potion. There is no recipe to make it, Master has it completely memorized, and she’s refused to make it ever since those three doses.”
“...who got the third dose?” I asked.
“Ah! I… said too much!” Reisen exclaimed. She cleared her throat. “...forget I said that, please?”
...I understood. Obviously, the recipient of that last dose, or its location, had to remain a complete secret. I didn’t want to do anything that would jeopardize making a deal with her, so I nodded. “I will, don’t worry.”
“Oh, thank you,” Reisen sighed heavily. “Master would kill me if she heard that.”
“...I won’t keep the secret for free, however.”
“Eh?” Her ears perked up.
“I’ll be clear: I want to strike a mutually beneficial relationship. Business partners, if you will.”
“...what do you mean? What’s this all of a sudden???”
“The Shrine Maiden, Reimu, is teaching me Spell Cards. That means I might end up getting in fights in the future. Surely, access to your medicines would be important for me and us to have, if that is the case.”
Reisen looked at me sternly. “If you want medicine from us, you can just schedule an appointment with Master and she can set you up with any that she thinks you need.”
“Let me rephrase that,” I replied, a little more coldly and clearly. “I want this to be a mutually beneficial relationship. That is, I provide a service for you in exchange for you providing a service to me. Now, with that in mind, is there a service I could provide which would be worth, say, access to medicines most people don’t get to see?”
Reisen looked at me suspiciously for a moment, probably thinking I might be some kind of druggie, before thinking it over and replying, “well, now that you mention it, Master hasn’t had any human male test subjects for any of her drugs in a long time. It hinders her research, since of course male bodies react to medicines differently from female ones, and youkai physiology is far different from a human’s as well. If you became a test subject of hers, that’d knock out two birds with one stone. But… while I can assure you she won’t try to kill you, I can’t promise you’ll still be recognizably human and/or male at the end of it all. Some of her experimental drugs have… effects which, say, ibuprofen doesn’t, for example.”
“What kinds of effects?” I asked.
“Well, I’ve already disclosed that she has made an immortality potion. So I’ll leave it up to your imagination as to what else she can do, and there’s a good chance she can make it into a capsule or potion. But the pay’s good, and if you agree to it I’m sure she’ll let you see the ‘special’ menu for a price…”
I thought about the potential risks. This doctor made drugs no Outside physician had, some with effects which I could only guess, that went far beyond simply treating pain or psychiatric conditions: cancer cures, I was sure, but most likely other supernatural effects such as the immortality that one potion offered. On the other hand, I likely had no better options for getting medicine for our Fortress infiltrations. This was also a chance to deepen my bond with someone, and given that this mansion housed Princess Kaguya I was legitimately curious about their backstories and how they got here, which I could learn if I got closer to them.
So I stuck out my hand. “I accept your offer.”
“Oh! Uh…” Reisen was surprised, as if she didn’t expect me to still be interested. Then, she took my hand and shook it. “W-well, I guess I can’t change your mind, then. I’ll let Master know you’re interested once she’s free.”
“Excellent, it’s a deal then.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Moon Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
We went back out to the main living room to see if Eirin had finished with Kaguya, but instead we found Marisa standing by her office.
“Master is cleaning up the Princess,” Reisen told her.
“Geh,” Marisa grunted. “I almost forgot I had a delivery scheduled today, and-” she noticed me. “Oh, hey! Fancy meetin’ you here! What’cha doin’?”
“I just wanted to visit Reisen and everyone else,” I said. “She comes by the shop often to drop off medicine.”
“Oh, is that…” she started to say, before she presumably remembered yesterday’s events and how I was going to try and get us all medicine. “I see! Well, anyway, I hope ‘ya didn’t forget about comin’ over to my place tonight.”
“I didn’t,” I replied. “We can head over together.”
“Yeah, well, I gotta have Eirin check this and pay me first.”
“I can take care of it,” Reisen said, going over and taking note of the contents of Marisa’s bag. She then compared it to a list on the desk, added up some numbers on a calculator, then went over to a safe to get a stack of yen notes and some coins, counted it out exactly and handed it to Marisa. “Here. I’ll go itemize the expenses and put this all in the back.”
“Would you like any help?” I asked.
“Thanks, but these all need to go into a secure area. I can just have some of the rabbits help me.”
“Well, alright,” I said. “See you again sometime?”
“Absolutely. You and Marisa go have fun,” she smiled.
Marisa tensed and blushed up. “I-er, Reimu, Youmu and Nitori are all there as well, you know!”
“...Oh, I… see.” Reisen turned and walked down the hallway with a load. Her ears drooped, and I could hear her mutter, “I wish I was as good at making friends as you, Marisa.”
We made it to Marisa’s house just as it got dark, its lights shining as beacons in the dark, thick forest and smoke lightly streaming from its chimney. We touched down right in front of the door to avoid the snow, stomped our boots on the mat and entered.
“We’re back,” Marisa said. “I got Goro with me too.” In the middle of the room, a kotatsu had been set up in which Nitori was seated, with Reimu over by her while Youmu was in the kitchen cooking dinner. There was a large cauldron over the fire which I could see cut-up veggies and mushrooms floating at the top of.
“How ‘ya doin’?” Marisa asked Nitori.
“I’m fine,” Nitori said back. “A little sore still, but not as bad as this morning. Thanks for the cucumbers, by the way. They really helped a lot.”
“Well, cucumbers are good and all, but me and Youmu are gonna get a nice, good meal inside ‘ya.”
Youmu went over to the cauldron and used a pair of large tongs to fish a whole chicken out of it, before taking it to the table and cutting it up. “I must say, Marisa, you have rather a lot of mushrooms and other odd ingredients.”
“Standard witch fare,” Marisa said. “Least I got all the basics, too.”
“That is true… still, I feel you could balance your diet more. There was hardly any fresh produce besides the mushrooms, nor any of the spices I like to use, so I had to bring my own.”
“Sorry I couldn’t bring anything,” Reimu said. “I of course don’t have much food…”
“You should be thankful Marisa over here looks out for you. I have no clue how you manage to survive on rice and pickles only, but it isn’t healthy.”
“I’ve started adding cassava to it recently, does that make you feel any better?”
“Hardly.”
“Ain’t that shit toxic if you don’t cook it enough?” Marisa asked, before shrugging, “well, not that it matters to Reimu I suppose. I bring her out on mushroom hunts sometimes; I’ve seen her eat Poison Fire Coral and be completely unaffected by it. Guess it’s good she’s got a gut like that, ‘cause I can’t imagine how else she keeps from bein’ all bony, much less have those muscles and that big, thick butt. Definitely her charm point, am I right?”
Reimu visibly fumed while Nitori laughed, and I could tell Youmu was trying to keep from laughing too as she hacked apart the chicken into its various pieces. I just kept to myself, knowing that I, the one guy there, could cause a misunderstanding by doing almost anything if I wasn’t careful.
A while later, dinner was served up alongside some tea. We all sat around the kotatsu, which had a longer table so all five of us could fit.
“Well, this turned into a real family dinner,” Marisa remarked. “I’ll admit, I’m not used to havin’ guests over to eat. Usually, I’m the one doin’ the visitin’!”
“More like ‘freeloading,’ am I right?” Reimu snarked.
“I prefer to think of it as coming together to celebrate our achievements so far,” I added. “We’ve taken down a Fortress and uncovered Ethos, all within our first week of business.”
Nitori looked up at us. “I’m sorry, but… I still don’t understand. What… exactly happened back there in that tower? And what was that… power I gained to save you all?”
“That was your Persona,” I explained. “It represents your desire to stand against the world’s distortion and be true to yourself.”
Nitori was confused. “ Okay… I don’t get it. Can you start from the beginning? Like how you got that power and found that place to start with?”
“Certainly.” So I told her my backstory - still fake, but closer to the truth than she had previously heard. About how I met the Phantom Thieves, took down Shido, and how I disappeared in the collapse of his Palace and ended up here. I told her about the Metaverse, how it was the manifestation of all our thoughts and desires, about shadows, and about how people awakened to their Personas by accepting their shadows as part of them.
“Well, no wonder you kept it secret before,” Nitori remarked. “People would freak out if they found out a place like that existed.” She took a sip of tea. “Still, you all almost died in there. If it weren’t for me… what are you trying to gain by going in there?”
“I seek to bring justice upon those who defy the system,” I proclaimed. “And I… we… change their hearts to purify them of those distortions. It wouldn’t even be the first time I almost died there, for the sake of my justice.” I took a bite of my food, then said, “That is why I’d like to add you to the team.”
“Ehh???” Nitori exclaimed.
“You already know our secret,” Reimu said, “plus you have a power none of us have.”
“That’s right,” I added. “With you on our side, you can be the team’s eyes and ears, scanning for shadows, mapping out floors, seeking out treasure.”
“That’s…” Nitori looked down. “...wouldn’t I just weigh all of you down? I mean, I felt so weak back there. By the time I got to shore, I was out of breath from swimming. I’m a kappa! Kappa don’t tire themselves out from swimming, because we live in water!”
“Not now that you have your Persona, I don’t think,” Marisa said.
I looked over to her. “Ah, yes. You said you found something out that you wanted to share with us?”
“Yes.” She got up and went back into her workshop. A minute later, she returned with a stack of notes. “So, I had the Mini-Hakkero set up to try and pick up magic wavelengths while we were in Yuyuko’s castle, to figure out why we can’t use magic in the Metaverse. Of course, Reimu’s inability to use most of her powers can be easily explained by her being in a different realm from the Shrine, which is where her powers come from. But when I went back and compiled the results, I found out something interesting.”
“What was it?” Nitori asked.
“So, as it turns out, magic DOES, obviously, exist in the Metaverse, otherwise we couldn’t use all those cool moves. The thing is, it’s got a totally different wave signature from any magic I’ve ever seen. Because of that, it’s incompatible with any lifeform out here in the real world, meaning they can’t use it even if they’re seasoned magicians. The only way to harness it is to either be a shadow - which of course none of us are - or awaken to a Persona, which acts as a catalyst for that magic. But your Persona determines your powers in the Metaverse irrespective of what you can normally do in the real world, hence why we still can’t use our normal powers in there, only the ones which our Personas grant us.”
“Interesting,” I noted. “Again, I never would have imagined magic theory to be so complex. You’re quite knowledgeable in what you do.”
“Honestly, it’s basic 101 stuff Outside people just wouldn’t get,” Marisa dismissed. “You want someone to go talk your ear off ‘bout magic, go to Patchouli. She’ll go on for days about High Agarthan this and Vancian that, ‘cause magic is all she ever reads about.”
“Alright, so what does that have to do with me getting so weak suddenly?” Nitori asked.
“Well, for that part I’ll have to first fill Goro in a bit on youkai physiology.” Marisa sipped her tea before continuing. “Anyway, I’m sure someone told you ‘bout how youkai exist based on human fears, beliefs and whatnot, right?”
“Yes, Keine told me all about it,” I said.
“Right. So, youkai bodies are not like human bodies. Our bodies are made up primarily of physical elements and molecules, mostly carbon and water. Youkai bodies, by contrast, tend to be made up mostly of magic. You kill a youkai, that magic scatters back into the environment and all you’re left with is a pile of dust and whatever clothes they had on them at the time. In other words, youkai are amalgamations of magic formed around a belief of some sort, and just like how us humans need to constantly replace the matter in our bodies with food, water and air, so do youkai have to constantly recycle their magic. One reason why they hunt humans is because human flesh metabolizes into potent, concentrated magical energy within their bodies. Now, there’s magic all over the world - the universe, even - in roughly equal amounts with some hotspots, Gensokyo being one of them. The state of human society and the destruction of natural and historical areas are about the only reasons why it’s dangerous for a youkai to be out there; in theory, a youkai could, if they were careful, still live out there blending in among the humans, and in fact many still do.”
She took a bite of food. “However, what that means is if they ever get to a place with no magic, or in this case magic their bodies cannot use, they start to lose power as the magic seeps from their bodies. We saw this happen to a lesser extent with Youmu, who’s half-Phantom, but in a pure magical being such as Nitori the effect is much more severe. As they lose magic, they lose strength and energy until eventually they don’t even have enough to keep their own basic functions going, at which point they, well, die. By contrast, humans don’t need magic to survive, so assuming they can get food and water the worst they’re out is not bein’ able to use any special powers they might have in the real world. I’ve actually seen something like this happen with evil spirits possessing people: since they suck up so much magic from their host they can actually knock out and sometimes kill youkai whereas humans won’t ever suspect a thing, and some of them deliberately hunt youkai like this and suck away all their power, using human hosts to stalk them or use the host body as bait until the moment they can strike.”
“I see…” Reimu took a sip. “So, then, what does awakening to a Persona do to youkai in this case?”
“Well, that part’s still kinda conjecture on my part,” Marisa admitted. “But my best guess based on the evidence I have is that their Persona somehow converts the Metaverse’s ambient magic into a form the youkai can use to sustain themselves, partly because anyone who does fuses with their shadow and thus starts having the magic run through them, or something like that, I don’t know for sure just yet. Either way, the point is, youkai in the Metaverse need to have a Persona or else they die.”
“And all other supernatural powers are suppressed… it’s almost like my Spell Card Rules,” Reimu said. “They’re designed to level the playing field between humans, youkai and gods, but in the Metaverse none of that matters since your power is dictated by your own heart and feelings. In fact, if anything humans have a slight advantage there since being there without a Persona isn’t inherently life-threatening aside from the shadows making mincemeat of you if they catch you.”
“I see, that is all very insightful. Thank you, Marisa.” I took another bite before saying, “if that’s the case, then we may need to either avoid or be careful with youkai additions to our team going forward. We must either have them quickly awaken to their Personas or else keep them out entirely. But,” I turned to Nitori, “we already have you, if you decide to join us, that is.”
Nitori clenched her fist. “When I saw my Persona, it went on about how I wished to break out of my shell and move past my awkward, bigoted attitudes to guide the weak away from evil and shine the light of knowledge to give them power… I just, I never imagined that side of me ever existed but it felt so… right. Like, that’s the true reason why I work on all my different inventions, or argue with goddesses, that I never recognized…”
“Your shadow represents the thoughts and feelings you try to suppress and distance yourself from,” I explained. “Once you accept them as a part of you and resolve to overcome your weaknesses, that part of you is allowed to awaken. That… is your Persona, your strength in that other world.”
“Fascinating…” Nitori was silent for a moment. “...to be honest, I don’t get out of my cave much, but now that this has happened I feel like I just can’t ignore it. Like, I absolutely must do something more and see the world, help those in need…”
“Like Goro said, your power is unique and would be a big benefit to us,” Reimu said. “Besides that, we think a major incident involving that place, the Metaverse, is afoot, one that is mostly outside the scope of what me or Marisa can accomplish with Spell Cards.”
“If we had ‘ya with us, our investigations would go a lot better!” Marisa smiled.
“You would be doing great justice if you accepted our offer,” Youmu added.
Nitori thought for a second, then smiled. “Well, okay, how about this? I use my power to help get us all through this ‘Metaverse,’ and as a bonus, I’ve also got my workshop and my skills to make all the weapons and stuff you’ll need to fight those enemies.”
“Is there anything you would like in return?” I asked.
“Well… if what you say about changing hearts is true, there’s someone I’d like to look into, but we can talk about that later.”
I stuck out my hand. “Well, if that’s so, then let’s seal our deal. If you’re willing to commit to it, then we’ll shake hands.”
“I’ve already made up my mind,” Nitori smiled again as she took my hand and shook it excitedly.
“Welcome aboard,” Marisa said.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Devil Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Marisa looked around at all of us. “Well, that settles that,” she said. “All of us together, makin’ plans and becoming an actual, organized team instead of just a bunch of people pulled together. We’ve already taken down a Fortress, and we’re well on our way to conquering even more, now that we got Nitori. But now we need a name for our group, somethin’ to go by that gives us an identity beyond just bein’ a bunch of Persona users!”
Reimu turned to me. “Since you’re the leader, why don’t we let you decide on a name, then we can vote on it.”
A team name, huh? To be honest, I wasn’t the most creative person on Earth when it came to names. Something like this couldn’t be done as an afterthought; I had to make sure there was some kind of significance to the name, that it wasn’t just some generic term that failed to convey the true scope of what we wanted to accomplish. Let’s see… we’re heroes of justice, whose goal it is to cleanse people of their distorted desires, freeing them from the prison in their heart as well as others from the tyranny of those desires…
“...it’s almost like we’re jail-breaking our targets…” I snapped my fingers. “...Jail Breakers!”
“Eh?” everyone wondered.
“Think about it,” I said. “We’re breaking our targets out of the prisons of their hearts!”
“...I kinda don’t like it,” Marisa said, “‘cause we’ll just sound like a bunch of crooks breakin’ gang members out or something.”
“I agree,” Youmu said. “...although, I do like the ‘Breakers’ part. Should we shorten it to just that? The Breakers?”
“Then it just sounds like we’re going around breaking everyone’s stuff,” Nitori said. “Kinda like Marisa over here.”
“Hey,” Marisa frowned, “for your information I don’t break anything. I only st- er, I mean, borrow things.”
“Whatever you say,” Nitori smiled. Our eyes wandered over to Reimu, who seemed deep in thought.
“What’s up?” Marisa asked.
Reimu opened her eyes.
“The Day Breakers,” she said.
“...the Day Breakers?” Youmu wondered.
“Like the light of dawn, we appear over the horizon to cast away the darkness and evil of the world. With the sun to our backs our distinguished silhouettes tell the evil-doers ‘we will eliminate your distorted desires without fail.’”
We stared at her in amazement. The Day Breakers, the dawn of Justice to cast away the evil lurking in the night. A very fitting name for a band of superheroes such as us.
“...THAT’S BADASS!!!!” Marisa exclaimed with stars in her eyes. “That’s, like, the best idea I’ve ever heard comin’ from you!!”
“That’s not a high bar for any of her ideas to clear, though,” Nitori snarked.
“Oh, screw off,” Marisa said, sticking her tongue out. “Point is, it perfectly describes what we’re doing!”
“Indeed,” Youmu noted. “With our power and wit combined, evil cowers before us.” She unsheathed part of her sword. “With my sword of great justice and Goro as our fearless leader guiding us through the unknown, we will bring this world out of the darkness of sin, misery and war and towards the nirvana of peace and enlightenment.” Youmu’s tough but high praise touched my heart in a way which few had ever done before. Never had I been very truly considered a strong leader which others looked up to and depended on for guidance; before, I had only ever been someone else’s pawn working alone. For these girls, all far more powerful than myself in the real world, to see me in such a light…
“Now then,” Marisa said, “since we don’t do anything without a unanimous vote, let’s all say who’s for it.”
“I’ll start.” Reimu produced a sake bottle and started passing it around, each of us filling our cups as it got to us. “Obviously, as it was my suggestion, I’ll say aye.”
“Aye!” Marisa smiled.
“Aye,” Youmu said.
“Er- Aye,” Nitori said.
“And you? You’re the leader after all,” Marisa asked me. I could, if I wanted to, strike down the name just with my vote and force us all to try to come up with a better name. If this were as recently as a month or so ago I may have done so quite readily as it was not my idea; my only votes for something with the Phantom Thieves were only done to get closer to completing my real mission.
But now, I felt compelled to honor the group’s wishes, not as merely another member but also as their leader.
“If that is the case, then I officially declare the birth of the Day Breakers,” I said.
“HOORAY!” Marisa cheered. She held up her glass. “Let’s have a toast! For the Day Breakers!” And so, flush with energy and a jovial mood, we clacked our glasses together in celebration of the christening of our group, its advancement from an informal band of misfits to an official organization.
Notes:
I had trouble coming up with a decent group name, but after some brainstorming I came up with the Day Breakers, partly to tie it back with the Persona 5 OVA of the same name. Since the group's theme is more "superheroes" than "thieves" I needed something that could be the name of a team-up in a western comic book. In that respect, coming up with the name took longer than actually writing the rest of the chapter, which is mostly just setting up Reisen and the other Eientei residents' character arc and getting Nitori officially on the team.
Also, the progression of the days will pick up a bit after this chapter; like a real Persona game, it takes a while to fully get into the setting. It'll probably also end up being extremely long, too; I wouldn't be surprised if it winds up being one million words or more by the end. For comparison, Alola! ended up at over 387,000 words and is based off a game that usually takes about 20-30 hours to complete, so this story, based on a series whose games can easily take over 100 hours to finish, will be very long indeed. At least I've decided Akechi won't be putting up with social stats unlike a real game.
Chapter 18: Reach for the Moon ~ Immortal Smoke
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/5
Once I was free from my work, I took out a piece of paper and wrote up a list.
The previous night, we as a group, the Day Breakers, agreed to meet back up on the ninth to revisit Ethos and attempt to ascend higher in the tower and better ascertain its nature. That gave us a few days to better prepare for going back to the Metaverse. So I quickly brainstormed things I should be doing to get ready, and jotted them down:
- Visit Nitori to work on our deal (making/upgrading weapons)
- Visit Eientei to get medicine
- Resume Spell Card training with Reimu
- Try to help Youmu and Yuyuko with investigating the incident on the Outside
- Furnish my room
After writing these down, I thought about what else I could do. I remembered Keine saying something about a temple somewhere on Youkai Mountain… What was its name again? ...ah, yes, Myouren Temple. That place sounded rather interesting to go check out. So I wrote down one more item:
- If time permits, visit Myouren Temple
Satisfied with my list, I looked outside, saw it was snowing again, and felt it would be unwise to venture far from the village, so I started with the simplest thing: getting some furniture for my room, which was still overall bare with only my futon and a lamp. I decided that having at least a work desk would be a good place to start. I looked around the shop, the most obvious place to start, but Masato didn’t really have anything that I liked. So, I got my coat and boots on and simply strolled the streets looking for anyone that might have a desk for sale.
Predictably, there were few people outside, given how hard it was snowing, and the skies were dark and grey. I eyed some of the shops, seeing if I could find a wood shop or other place that might have a desk I could use. I wasn’t too concerned about funds; I had enough money and treasure left over from our initial investigation of Ethos the other day to buy pretty much anything I wanted. By chance, my walk took me past the Heida House, where I saw some men taking a large, classical-looking desk out of the back door.
“Excuse me,” I asked, “but where are you taking that desk?”
“Oh, we’re just gonna run it over to the secondhand shop down the street,” one of the men said. “Heida Ojousama had a new desk built for her recently, so we’re getting rid of this one.”
I smiled. “I happen to live at that shop and I’m looking for a desk. Is there a chance I could have it? I’ll let you name your price.”
“...oh, are you that man who came here from Outside recently? Some of the villagers have been talking about you. Apparently, you’re already close friends with Reimu.” The man chuckled. “Not hard to see why; a man with your looks and charisma could sweep any girl off her feet!”
“Yes, of course, but I just want the desk for now,” I frowned.
“Of course.” I ran back to get one of the treasures we found on the floor with the Reaper and bartered it with them, which the men deemed worth enough to not just give me the desk and its chair but also a pot of ink and a pair of high-quality brushes to go with it. Together, we managed to haul the heavy desk back to the shop, up the stairs and into the room. I thanked the men for their hard work, after which I sat down and had a look at it. Being a used desk it was of course scratched up a bit, but overall it was very well put-together and wonderfully crafted, having little shelves and cubbies for storing supplies. Given that it used to be the desk of the elusive mistress of the house, that of course wasn’t a surprise. I tried writing with one of the brushes; I was struck by how smoothly it painted the characters onto the paper, fitting for someone whose life revolved around maintaining a chronicle of Gensokyo’s history.
Later that night, Masato once again had me help cook dinner. I felt I was starting to get the hang of it; if nothing else I could now measure out oil with measuring spoons without confusing teaspoons and tablespoons, plus Masato showed me why telling red and yellow onions apart was important (and thus making me realize how hopeless I was at cooking before), although “eying” dishes in the pan until they were ready and “getting a feel for it” were still hard for me to understand.
Masato took a bite of the tofu stir-fry we prepared. “Hmm… I think you overdid it on the spices, but other than that I’d say you’re coming along.”
“Thank you,” I bowed.
Once again, the two of us talked over dinner, and eventually the topic turned toward the desk I had picked up. “You sure scored a good deal,” he remarked. “Not every day that someone gets a hold of one of the Heida’s old possessions, much less the desk on which Akyuu wrote the Gensokyo Chronicle. You should count yourself lucky.”
“Ah, I was just looking for a desk, that’s all,” I said.
Masato took another bite. “So, you’ve been going out a lot lately but stayed in today.”
“Only because of the weather,” I said.
“Well, the statue is predicting clear skies at least for tomorrow. You have any big plans, maybe?”
“Perhaps just going back to the Shrine to resume my lessons,” I answered.
“I’m glad you and her are getting along. I think it’s healthy for both of you, since she doesn’t get visitors often…”
He trailed off, and looked down slightly.
“...is something wrong?” I asked him.
“...you wouldn’t happen to have met my daughter yet, would you?” he said.
I sat up in surprise. “You mean Marisa? Yes, I have met her.”
Masato looked up, clearly down in his mood. “I suppose you would have found out eventually. It’s a well-known story in town, how she ran away in order to go practice magic… She and Reimu have been friends ever since they were children. I’ve heard she’s done some pretty amazing things, but I never hear about them because she never visits me.” He looked down again. “Am I such a bad father that I’m not even worth caring about anymore? Did I do something wrong trying to raise her?” Masato started to sob lightly. I realized this was something that pained him greatly and ate away at him.
“I wouldn’t be able to judge,” I said, trying my best to avoid upsetting him more.
Masato looked up again. “Heh. I guess you wouldn’t. You only came here last week, after all.” He looked down again. “...why am I going on about this to a complete stranger and dragging you into this? You’re just my employee, it’s not like you’re family or anything.”
I thought about what he said, about him “going on about this to a complete stranger,” as opposed to a trusted friend…
“...maybe that’s exactly why,” I said. “Since I don’t know the situation well, I can’t judge you on it, and therefore won’t judge you. All I’ve heard is your side of the story and her’s, not anything other villagers have-”
“What did she say?” he asked me.
Ah… how should I phrase this, I wondered? This was a very touchy subject after all, so I had to be careful to make sure the words coming out of my mouth were Marisa’s thoughts rather than my own.
“Well… I suppose I prompted her, since I figured out quickly she was your daughter based on your family names alone. She said something along the lines of ‘having a rough childhood’ and ‘never being able to go do the things she wanted to.’ For sure, she seems to be the type to march to the beat of her own drum, compared to Reimu who carries out her role without deviation. They’re so distinct from each other, and yet they still consider each other friends.”
“Is that so…” Masato shook his head. “I just… I just wanted to keep her safe and stay out of things that could kill her, raise her to be a normal girl. I realize now I probably overdid it at times. Guess I’m a hopeless father, aren’t I? My parents raised me to be a responsible man, and I couldn’t do the same for my own kid…”
I cocked my eye. “Oh really? You know, I met Eirin yesterday and she told me you were quite the menace when you were a child and would try to sleep with every girl in the village…”
Suddenly, Masato gave out the jolliest laugh I had ever heard in my life. “Oh ho, you got me there! Nothin’ gets past that old lady, and now I guess nothin’ gets past you either!”
I smiled. Masato’s spirits were raised, and I managed to avoid angering him while discussing a serious subject.
“But I doubt she told you the half of all the stuff I got up to when I was little! So, when I was nine, I…”
For the rest of the night, Masato shared some of his old misadventures from when he was a child, such as when he got caught with erotic Outside magazines he had found at Kourindou and was forced to hold heavy water jugs outside in the cold for a week as punishment, or when he somehow managed to steal a flower out of Yuuka’s fields and got away with it by claiming a fairy made him do it (and how said fairy was killed several times because of it). He even once had the gall to go to the shrine, back when Reimu’s mother Akari was the shrine maiden, and steal her panties, a crime for which he was never punished and the panties in question were still in his possession to this day. The more I listened to his yarns, the less I found myself believing that this seemingly mild-mannered man had such a wild streak when he was a boy. Despite his past debauchery, he also told how he was still loved in the village for running his family’s old and successful business, assisting elders with their tasks as a young man, and once saving a small girl from a youkai by bluffing long enough for Akari to show up and exterminate it. Marisa really was his daughter after all.
1/6
The next morning, I got up early so that I could finish my work early and go out to get some work done. I had three days until we met back up to investigate Ethos, so I felt getting ready for that took precedence over all else.
I felt another trip to Eientei was in order.
I flew over the top of the Bamboo Forest, looking for the clearing which the mansion occupied. It was well-hidden in the bamboo, but I knew it couldn’t escape my discerning, careful eye. After a few minutes of searching, its roof peeked into view, and I touched down in front of the gates.
When I arrived, I found Kaguya outside with some rabbits building a large snow-bunny. Some other rabbits bounded through the white snow blanketing the ground, perfectly camouflaged and digging through the snow and ice with their claws to draw out what few greens persisted in the cold weather to snack on. Some other rabbits busily worked to maintain the perimeter, shoveling snow and spraying high-pressure heated fluid along the outer walls and roof to de-ice it and remove mildew. And again, Seiran and Ringo dutifully stood guard, wearing heavy jackets and their ears pushed down by ushankas, in a way resembling Soviet soldiers.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Seiran said. “What business do you have today?”
“I’m here to see Reisen and your master,” I answered.
“Understood,” she bowed. They parted to allow access into the mansion, where a rabbit guided me to Eirin’s office where both her and Reisen awaited me.
I opened the door, and was immediately greeted by Reisen. “Oh, Akechi-san!” she said. “Welcome back! I didn’t think you’d be back this quickly!”
“We made a deal, didn’t we?” I replied.
“Ehe, well, I guess so, but-”
“Oh, don’t delude yourself, Udonge,” Eirin said, spinning around and resting her legs on her desk. “The truth is, you were nervous to see him because you have a-”
“I… DON’T…” Reisen’s face reddened and she looked away in embarrassment.
Eirin chuckled. “I only kid, of course.” She turned to face me, and I found myself captivated by her sharp, bespectacled silver eyes and hair, and smooth legs which a slit in her dress’s skirt revealed.
“You’ve come back to us again today, Akechi-san,” she said. “Have we charmed you so quickly, I wonder?”
I shook my head. “Reisen mentioned you were in need of a male test subject.”
“Indeed we are,” Eirin smiled. “I haven’t had much luck convincing anyone in the village to help me develop drugs, and the men are always busy toiling away in the fields to keep food on their tables. I should be thankful you would come along and offer yourself to assist in my breakthroughs.”
I shuffled my feet around, a bit unnerved at her tone of voice, which was mature, sultry and playful all at once. I wondered just what kind of person Eirin was, what kind of experiences she had been through, and most of all what kind of drugs she was about to subject me to, much less the ones she had already concocted.
“What can I expect?” I asked. “I would like to know what my rights and responsibilities are before entering into an agreement.”
“Oh, of course,” Eirin said, adjusting her glasses. “Now, despite appearances, I am a real medical doctor, and adhere to all the ethics that the position demands.”
“Do you have a license?” I asked, a bit jokingly.
Eirin chuckled again. “Oh, I’m sure you’ll agree there’s no need for me to require such a thing. I’ve been practicing medicine for far longer than the concept of modern medicine has existed in human society. Creating medicine is but one of my many abilities.” She got up and went over to a shelf, pulling down a glass jar. “This jar is a memento from an incident several years ago. We had received word that the Lunarians were planning to have a look around Gensokyo upon hearing that we might be here. In response, I created this jar and stuck the Earth inside of it.”
“...er, what?” I asked.
“Oh, I’m sure that wouldn’t make sense to you, but explaining everything would take hours and I doubt you’d want to hear all the details now. What matters is that I stuck the Earth inside this jar, while still on the Earth, preventing it from ever seeing the Moon, in effect allowing us to hide from the Moon forever. Of course, this didn’t go unnoticed, and within a night several people had descended upon this mansion demanding answers, after which we came up with another solution: fully integrate this mansion with the Earth’s impurity, thereby shielding us from potential Lunarian incursion.”
“But I thought people from the Village came here to see you,” I asked.
“Oh they have, for quite some time, but before it was on an off-site office I constructed, as this place was still being hidden and preserved by the Princess’s powers; we needed money to live in Gensokyo, after all, and my abilities would otherwise have gone to waste. Now, however, the mansion is spotless and timeless simply because the rabbits are that good at maintaining it. I really do have to admire rabbit labor; Tewi does a good job raising and training them.” She put the jar back up on the shelf and picked up a clipboard. “But, enough about our pasts. I suppose you want to get straight to business.”
“...of course,” I nodded.
“Excellent. Now, before we can begin any trials, I’ll have to give you a thorough examination to determine your physical state of health. Don’t worry, I won’t do anything which would make you uncomfortable. In fact, much of what we’ll do is quite similar to what you’ve probably experienced in an Outside doctor’s office. This way, we’ll be able to better determine how to formulate our drugs based on any conditions you may have, including allergies.”
“I understand,” I nodded again. After a few more minutes of back and forth, we hammered out the terms: in exchange for extra pay and access to some of their exclusive drugs, I wouldn’t hold Eientei responsible for any adverse effects which the experimental drugs might inflict. Eirin also expected me to visit a minimum of once per month, although I was free to come by as often as I liked. Again, my legal literacy came in handy here, allowing me to negotiate away some of her more unreasonable terms (although she did seem impressed when I caught them, which let her know I was serious about the contract). Only then did I sign off on it, with Reisen witnessing.
As Eirin promised, she examined me head-to-toe, taking my weight (65 kg), and height (178 cm), my pulse and blood pressure, looked at my eyes and ears, tested my vision, my involuntary reflexes, and did some other things including a blood draw to determine my blood type and look for preexisting conditions. While she didn’t do everything exactly like an Outside doctor, it was still very familiar to me, and it was very clear she had been doing this for a very long time with how quickly and accurately she finished her tests. Reisen helped as well, mostly by taking notes or running samples and readings in and out of their lab and coming back with seemingly instant results.
At one point, Eirin dismissed Reisen from the room before doing a quick sweep, where she discovered Tewi and one other rabbit hiding in a cabinet, scolded and disciplined them, then kicked them out of the office before locking the door and drawing a curtain to obscure the windows. It didn’t take a genius to guess what was coming: the hernia test, otherwise known as “turn your head and cough.” Eirin of course tried to get it over with as quickly as possible, but that didn’t make the situation any less awkward for either of us.
After an hour or so, the exam was finished. Eirin took a few minutes to analyze the data, giving me a mochi to enjoy outside, before waving me back in to go over the results.
“Thank you for letting me examine you,” she bowed. She flipped through her notes. “I’m pleased to say you are in very excellent condition. I couldn’t find any outstanding conditions or allergies which could affect my research, your body fat percentage is well within healthy limits, your vision is perfect, your reflexes are rather superb, and your lung capacity is within the 99th percentile for your demographic.” She took off her glasses. “Plus, if I must say, you are a very well-built gentleman.”
“I, er… thank you,” I smiled awkwardly.
“...however,” she continued, “it would seem your nutrient intake is rather lacking. Since you only recently moved here from Outside, this can easily be explained by your body still holding onto all the garbage processed food you ate out there. I’m also not impressed by your hydration. I’m going to have to ask you to drink more water regularly and balance your diet.” She reached over to grab two bottles. “One of these is a multivitamin which will help you with your nutrition while you diversify the foods you eat. Please consume more fruits and vegetables while minimizing red meat and sweets. You’re not lactose intolerant unlike most Japanese, so I also want you to consume dairy as well for calcium and other nutrients.”
I looked at the second pill bottle. “And what about this other one?”
Eirin smirked. “That’s my special treatment for ridding your body of accrued toxins from your bad Outside diet. Within just two weeks of taking it twice daily, it will completely flush all artificial chemicals, heavy metals, and carcinogens from your system. You may experience some mild side effects from it during the first few days, but afterwards you will feel lighter and healthier, you’ll find you can sleep easier and think more clearly. If you ever want to participate in spell card duels, you’ll appreciate this drug’s benefits.”
“Splendid, I’ll take it.”
“Good,” Eirin nodded. “Now, take these for two weeks, and make sure to adjust your diet. Only then can we move on with the drug trials. I presume you get a lot of physical activity in order to maintain your physique, so I won’t make any recommendations for now.” She opened the door for me. “If you have no other business, Udonge will lead you back to the village.”
“Udonge?” I asked.
“My name for her, but don’t ever call her that, only I can call her that,” she smiled.
As promised, Reisen led me into the back of the mansion, to a room filled with different varieties of medicines on the shelves. Pills, herbs, lozenges, mists, bath salts, teas, the whole gamut, all kept atop shelves or locked up in cabinets.
“I’ll start by letting you see the basics,” Reisen said. “Master told me that you have to gain our trust and produce meaningful results before I can let you have the good stuff.”
“Understandable,” I said.
“Good.” She laid out a small selection including painkillers and smelling salts. I studied them carefully and considered what effect they would have in the Metaverse, before picking out what I felt would be good for now and giving Reisen payment for them. It wasn’t that much to start off with, but even so I now had a reliable source of medicine to supplement mine and Marisa’s healing magic.
The light of the day was dying as I left Eientei, promising Reisen I would be back soon. Immediately I took to the skies and quickly made my way back to the village, but at one point, colorful lights and what sounded like explosions erupted from one corner of the forest. Curious, I flew down closer to investigate.
As I approached, the explosions stopped, leaving only a thick haze of smoke. Bamboo shoots were pushed down in a wide circle of bare, scorched earth potmarked with craters and covered in a layer of ash. And in the center were two heads.
Heads which were currently having a chat.
“Somehow, I don’t think you thought your ‘extra-special colorful whirlwind of eternity’ out all the way through before usin’ it on me,” Mokou said in annoyance.
“The only thing that matters was that I reduced everything below your neck to a fine red flurry of ash,” Kaguya dismissed.
“At the cost of your own goddamn body too,” Mokou retaliated. “Now all we can do is sit here and bitch at each other in the middle of the cold, pitch-black forest until we regenerate, assumin’ animals don’t come by and eat us before that!”
“Why don’t you breathe fire or something to keep yourself warm? I know how much you hate the cold~”
“I could blow on your hair to set it on fire,” Mokou snarked.
“Come at me,” Kaguya dared trying to twirl what was left of her hair, only to tip over onto the freezing ground, squeaking as she rolled over onto her face while Mokou laughed.
“Lover’s quarrel?” I asked, hands in my pockets and casually strutting up to them.
Mokou looked over at me. “Whaddya doin’ here at night?” she asked. “Don’t you know? This place is full of animals and youkai waitin’ to eat ‘ya up! And it’s cold!”
“I was on my way home from Eientei, flying over the forest when I saw explosions coming from here. I just had to come down and take a look.” I picked Kaguya up off of the ground. “Apologies, Princess,” I said.
“No, it’s okay, I’ve been through much worse,” she admitted.
“But your the Princess-”
“You don’t have to always treat me like some high-and-mighty flawless goddess just because some bored guys enshrined me in their narratives,” she said. “Besides, I haven’t really been a princess ever since I got kicked off the Moon anyway.”
“Yeah, now you and Eirin are just a buncha hobos livin’ in the middle of the forest sellin’ drugs to the villagers and youkai,” Mokou snarked.
“Look who’s talking, you and your ramshackle shack held together with rusty nails, rice paste, duct tape and prayers,” Kaguya shot back, sticking her tongue out.
“Speaking of which,” I said, picking Mokou up as well, “is it close to here?”
“Yeah, sure,” she said. “I’ll tell ‘ya how to get there. It’s fuckin’ freezing out here.”
“No tea?” Kaguya asked in a prim tone.
“Not like you could drink any right now,” I said, looking for any excuse not to cook anything. I was seated on the floor in Mokou’s house, in the room I had woken up in on Christmas, in front of the fireplace and across from their heads which I had propped onto upturned buckets. In any other context, this would be utterly nonsensical and horrifying. But, of course, common sense didn’t exist in Gensokyo, so I found myself simply taking it in stride.
“Tell me,” I asked them, “why do you fight each other to the death so much?”
“Because this bitch over here disrespected my father and my family,” Mokou accused. “The least I can do is inflict massive and endless pain to her until she fully understands how I feel.”
I nodded. “Upholding family honor is important, and I’m sure it was even moreso back then.”
“I just fight her because it entertains me,” Kaguya smiled. “In eternal life there is eternal boredom, after all. And if not me, then Mokou would surely have killed hundreds of thousands by now in rage. So, for over a thousand years, we’ve fought. At first it was just punching, kicking and stabbing each other, but ever since she gained her powers and Spell Cards were invented our duels have become epic, beautiful spectacles indeed.”
“Powers?” I asked.
“Yeah, I taught myself some magic on the side, and now I’m a powerful sorcerer who specializes in fire,” Mokou explained. “All the better to reduce Kaguya to a pile of ashes.”
“I see…” I turned to Kaguya. “Why did you get cast off the Moon? How did you meet Eirin? And why won’t you go back?”
Kaguya looked down and frowned.
“The truth is… I hated it up there. You wouldn’t understand.”
“I think I would, I’m good at deductions.”
“Oh, well…” Kaguya paused for a moment. “I… I really like Eirin. She’s like a mom to me, since my real parents never cared to check up on me. And she’s really devoted to me too. When I asked her to make the immortality elixir, she didn’t argue. She wanted to be at my side forever. But drinking the elixir was a crime, as it made me impure. That’s why I was cast down from the Moon, and why Chang’e, the master of the Moon Rabbits and who stole a prototype, is imprisoned up there. When a contingent came down to get me, she betrayed and killed all of them just to be with me. She knew I hated it up there, and wanted to reunite with me.”
“But why did you hate it up there? You’re a princess.”
“...that was exactly why.”
“...what do you mean?”
“When you’re a princess, you have everything done for you, but you also have no freedom. You cannot feed yourself, dress yourself, bathe yourself, or make your own decisions. I felt chained, chained by the men who told me what sort of person they wanted me to become, and I wanted to break free of that, whatever the cost. That’s why I am where I am now. But… as much as I want to, I can’t bring myself to actually see the world, out of fear I would just be oppressed and objectified again for my beauty by people who won’t see me as a person, so I kept myself shut in Eientei for the longest time.”
...her message certainly hit close to home for me. Not being able to make your own decisions and feeling imprisoned by societal expectations. I got screwed by the system, and attempted to incite chaos in a bid for revenge. But now, I had the opportunity to start fresh with new relationships, and I would be a fool to throw it away. Especially if two of those relationships were princess Kaguya herself, and a daughter of the legendary Fujiwara clan.
“Oh, boo hoo,” Mokou sneered. “I’m a poor little waif ‘cause I’m royalty. Well, here’s a news flash: you weren’t an illegitimate child who wasn’t allowed to show her face in public. And don’t forget: you shamed my family. Don’t you dare make yourself sound like a victim.”
I tensed up.
An illegitimate child. Unwanted, born out of marriage. In Japanese culture, simply being a bastard is considered an irredeemable flaw, one which makes society shun you and your family if you were ever found out. That was my dark secret. And apparently, Mokou’s as well. At least everyone who would have cared about it in her case would have long since died. But as for me…
“Somethin’ wrong, Goro?” Mokou asked.
Ah. She noticed. I shook my head. “Oh, no, it’s nothing. It’s just…” I looked down. “...you were an unwanted child…”
“Yeah, that’s why my name isn’t in history books. My mom wasn’t actually my mom; from what I’ve been able to dig up, my dad had an affair with one of the family’s mistresses, and I guess my birth mom was one of them.”
I tensed up even more.
“...’ya sure you’re alright?” she asked again.
“Ah, yes I am. It’s just, that’s horrible…”
“Well, whatever,” she said. By now, I realized she at least suspected I was keeping something a secret, especially since I only started acting like this when she started talking about how she was a bastard.
I decided to lighten the mood a bit (as much as I could, given that I was talking to two severed heads) and talk about some Outside world topics such as popular culture, anime and manga, as well as my work with Sae-san. Kaguya in particular seemed very interested in manga. “Reisen sometimes brings home comics from Kourindou for me to read. I’m surprised how good they are, the art and the long, complex stories they tell…”
“Yes, they don’t make manga like that anymore, do they?” I lamented. “Now, publishers and studios seem to exist solely to churn out the next big franchises every season, with shallow plots and overt fanservice, for the sake of pushing action figures and nendoroids and for fans to make and sell each other porn and body pillows, and which Americans subsequently pirate, badly translate and post online without permission.”
“Human culture sure is something else, isn’t it?” Kaguya mused. “And you seem very knowledgeable about it. I know the Human Village probably isn’t anything like what you’re used to, but… there’s that girl, what’s her name, Usami? I hear she visits the Village a lot when she dreams. Sanae used to live Outside too. Perhaps if you could accompany me there like a gentleman and help me learn about culture out there, then you would get to enjoy my presence.” She smiled primly yet smugly.
“But they don’t live forever like we do, and they die in a flash. Like Goro here. He’ll grow into an old man and die someday just like the rest of them.”
“Oh, I see… then why do you associate with Keine?” Kaguya asked.
Mokou choked a bit. “I, er…”
“See, you do have more of a heart for ‘short-lived humans’ than you claim,” Kaguya said.
“S-shut up! I don’t need to listen to you!”
“You saved me as well, even though you could have left me to die in the snow, if you believed I was just going to die anyway,” I noted. “But with an attitude like that, you’re never going to make any friends, and having no friends will just make you a morose hermit. Why don’t I come visit you from time to time? Maybe even go places together and meet people?”
“Eh???” Mokou blushed. “B-but, with a guy, I mean, ah…” She stared at me awkwardly. “Ah, yes! Maybe I’m not feelin’ good ‘cause I’m just a head!”
“Don’t get ahead of yourself,” I said.
“Whatever. Could you do me a favor? See the fire? Can you throw me in there, pretty please??
“...um, sure?” I was confused. Even if she was immortal, wouldn’t that still be unbelievably painful, burning up in a fire? And yet Mokou sounded adamant. So, I picked up her head, hair and all, and threw it into the fire like a log. I watched as she disintegrated into ash and smoke… lots of ash and smoke, it seemed, before a flash erupted from the fireplace, blowing hot wind throughout the room, and a figure resembling a phoenix soared out, skreeing and spreading its fiery wings, before reshaping into the white-haired, red-trousered girl, good as new.
“Ah… feels good to be whole again,” she said, stretching her arms.
“Amazing,” I noted. “Reborn from the ashes, just like a phoenix.” I looked at the trail leading from her to the fireplace. “Speaking of which, you seem to have gotten some on the floor.”
“Yeah, I do that when I’m reborn,” she said to me. “It’s not just any ash, though. That shit’s got some powerful magic in it. ‘Ya spread it over a normal person it’ll get rid of all their ailments. I collect it and sometimes sell it to the doc so she can use it in her medicines.”
Ash which heals your ailments… that could prove useful to our fortress infiltrations, I realized.
“I see… is there a way I could have some of it then?”
“...you mean you want this ash?” she asked.
“If it isn’t too much.”
“Hey now, buddy, I don’t just go around given’ this ash to random people,” she said, crossing her arms. “It’s got its benefits, yes, but if you want any of it I’m also going to need something from you. Like…” she looked down, and kicked her feet a bit. “...like just havin’ someone to talk to when Keine can’t be there.” She jumped up and stammered, “a-and goin’ on trips to the Village to see Sumireko and the others, too!”
“Splendid,” I smiled. I looked down at Kaguya. “How about you? Do we have a deal?”
“I’m the one who offered, did I not?” she said.
“I suppose so.”
And so I struck a deal with them, the Lunar Princess and the Fiery Immortal…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Hermit Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
I looked down at Kaguya. “Now then,” I asked, “how are we going to get you home?”
“Oh, don’t worry about me,” she said. “I’ll just pretend I’m a Nukekubi and float all the way back to Eientei, like so.” Her head levitated off of the ground, and floated out of a window into the dark, frigid night while going “oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo…”
I stared at the window with a funny look on my face. “I never imagined Princess Kaguya to be like this.”
“That story is full of shit,” Mokou said bluntly. “She hasn’t been a princess for so long that she doesn’t really act like one anymore, and only uses it as an excuse to lay around and do absolutely nothing. Also, her adoptive folks were money-grubbing pricks, but that’s beside the point, ‘specially since I raided their vault after they died and gave all the money and gold to the Heidas, who back then were just a buncha hobos but then became the richest and most powerful family in Gensokyo, ‘cause of me.”
“Interesting,” I said. “Any particular reason?”
“One of their daughters was about the only friend I ever had growin’ up,'' Mokou answered. “So you could say I paid ‘em a favor.” She reclined. “But, those days are way past me. Nothin’s been the same ever since I beat that guy to death to get my hands on the Hourai Elixir. Thirteen centuries now I’ve been wanderin’ all over the place. A good chunk of it battling Kaguya, but also wandering the world too.”
“You’ve traveled the world?” I asked. “Where have you been?”
“Nowhere in particular, though you could say I shaped history sometimes. For instance, during the Black Death I helped control the spread of the virus by burning corpses and mice. I started the Great London Fire in 1666 by accident. I’ve traveled to every continent, even Antarctica; I’m prolly the first human ever to step foot on that ice cube. At various times, I spent a few years livin’ in other places besides Japan, including London, Rome, Constantinople, Moscow, Alexandria, Tehran, Antananarivo, Delhi, Bangkok, Shanghai and Seoul, and I’ve even visited D.C., though I’d always come back to Japan to do battle with Kaguya. That’s just because while I was busy leavin’ footprints all over the world, she’d still be holed up in that mansion, forcing me to have to come back to fight her. That’s about the only reason I’m here in Gensokyo, is to fight her. That, and at some point I realized someone would eventually discover my secret and lock me up in a lab somewhere to experiment on me.”
I looked down. “You must really hate Kaguya, for shaming your father. But…” I looked at her again, “if you were a bastard child, why even fight for your family’s honor when your existence alone is a scandal?”
“That’s a great question,” Mokou answered. “To be honest, I just… I just wanted to redeem myself somehow, show that I really was and am a Fujiwara even if I was a bastard child. ‘Specially now, since I’m the last surviving member of the clan. As far as Kaguya goes, well… I wouldn’t even really call it ‘hate’ anymore - believe me, my genuine, boiling hatred of her fizzled out long ago. Nowadays, it’s kinda turned more into an escalating game of blood, violence and one-upping each other’s Spell Cards, punctuated by lots and lots of snark and banter, that just kinda drives itself. Other people grow old and die in a flash, but in the end, so long as the Hourai Elixir holds up each of us will always be there for the other to fight.”
“I see…. I can’t imagine that kind of violent, tedious existence.”
“I don’t think any normal human would,” Mokou said. “But, that’s just the way it is. Ain’t nothin’ I can do to change it.”
Change… I used to feel the same way. That there was no way for me to escape my situation as a bastard, or as an assassin. But now I was doing my damndest to crawl out of that pit of despair and toward a brighter future. The least I could do was help Mokou and Kaguya do the same, no matter what it took, even if it was impossible.
Because doing the impossible was Ren’s modus operandi.
“I wonder if perhaps I could…” I mused.
Mokou chuckled. “Eh, I doubt it. But, who knows? You’ve already broken into my life; not a lot of other people have. And you know, we might actually be pretty similar.”
...I had a feeling she knew the truth about me, but I wasn’t ready to bring that up just yet.
“Well, it’s gettin’ late. I’m sure Masato is wonderin’ where the heck you are. Need me to guide you back? I’ll at least see ‘ya outta the forest.”
“Absolutely.” We exited the house into the frigid night, flew above the forest canopy and back toward the village with her lighting the way.
Notes:
I intended to compress 1/5-1/8 into one chapter to speed things along (most chapters going forward, except for fortress infiltrations, will gloss over several days at once and some days will just be outright skipped), but formally introducing Mokou and Kaguya's arc took longer than I thought so I split it up for easier reading and to ensure updates are still happening.
Also, an early idea was to have only Mokou be Hermit and Kaguya be Moon, but I realized Reisen was way too good to pass up, so I combined Mokou and Kaguya into Hermit. This isn't unprecedented; after all, in Persona 3 the Hierophant Link was a married couple, and of course we have Caroline and Justine. Another Arcana change was Marisa (originally Star but is Magician in the final draft).
Akechi's given measurements are his actual ones from his official profile with the only difference being that I made him 1 kg heavier.
And, last but not least, screw Trump.
Chapter 19: Going to the Temple
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/7
This morning, the snow had let up, although there was still a thick blanket on the ground. The Dragon Statue, with the Velvet Room entrance in front of it, predicted fair weather for the day.
I decided to go pay Reimu a visit. So I gathered the blank cards Reimu had left me with previously, and flew up to the shrine where I found her clearing snow from the pathway.
As I stepped down, she looked up at me. “Oh, good morning! Are you here to practice spell cards?”
“We did make a deal, didn’t we? Plus, we’ve procrastinated a bit,” I chuckled.
Reimu looked around. “Well, I still have to get through my morning chores. If you could help me out a bit, we can get started faster.”
“What about the fairies?” I asked.
“They’re sleeping today,” Reimu said. “They stayed up too late last night drinking and partying.”
“I see…” So Reimu gave me another shovel and we finished clearing the pathway.
Once we finished, Reimu asked me to stand opposite of her on the pathway. “Now then,” she said, “I haven’t actually explained what the rules of Spell Card Duels are. There are three different rulesets: 1-hit, 3-hit, and Capture. 1-hit is the simplest and fastest: you get hit once, you lose. Both sides are allowed to use any means necessary, be it their non-spells, skill cards, and spell cards to hit their opponent at least once. It’s designed to quickly settle disputes, as well as test both sides’ reflexes.”
“I see,” I said.
“Next, is 3-hit. It’s name says it all: you have to hit your opponent at least three times to win, again using any means necessary. It’s designed for beginners, since it’s more forgiving about mistakes than 1-hit and not as complex as Capture. It’s the most commonly used ruleset for friendly and practice duels.”
“Go on,” I said.
“Last but not least is Capture, which is the main ruleset and also the most complex. Under this ruleset, the number of times you can be hit is determined by how many spell cards you have: at least one, and as many as ten. You start by attacking each other with non-spells until one combatant is hit. They then have three seconds to deploy a spell card, or else they lose. If you get hit again while your spell card is active, or if your spell card fails to strike your target within a set time limit, that spell card is ‘captured’ by your opponent and cannot be used again for the remainder of the duel. Once all of your spell cards have been exhausted, you lose. However, if you score a hit with a spell card then you can use it again, and you can always deploy it at any time if necessary to counter the opponent’s attack. This is the ruleset me, Marisa and others use to resolve incidents, and we also hold Spell Card tournaments from time to time which always attract large crowds.”
“Fascinating,” I said.
Reimu reached under her clothes and drew two cards. “There are two main types of cards: skill cards and spell cards. Skill cards don’t deal damage, but instead have other effects which either enhance your own movement and attacks or hinder your opponent’s. You already know non-spells: basic attack patterns which you can use without limit. Then there are spell cards, the namesake of the Spell Card System, and the main meat of Spell Card Duels. As I said before, spell cards are highly complex bullet patterns which each have a story and some symbolism tied to them. Crafting beautiful yet effective spell cards and wielding them well demonstrates your mastery and form, much like a carefully choreographed dance.” She floated up into the air. “I’ll demonstrate by signature spell card for you: Spirit Sign: Fantasy Seal. Stand to the side and watch.”
I did as she instructed, standing beside one of the komano statues. I watched as she lifted into the air, her hair whipping in the wind, as she drew her gohei and cast her card. A hexagram spell circle glowed behind her, and two yin-yang orbs emerged from her person, from which bullets and amulets shot out like pellets from a shotgun in all directions before locking onto and converging on their target, a practice target depicting an oni which emerged from one of the stone tiles on the pathway. I was taken by the display, the bright red-and-white lights which blasted out from Reimu in large bursts and clouds and the manner in which Reimu moved her arms and directed her assault in a graceful and choreographed fashion, a far cry from my own previously brutal manner of killing enemies which was fueled by rage and hate.
After finishing her attack, Reimu waved her hand to recall her yin-yang orbs and cause the spell circle to dissipate. Touching down on the ground, she motioned to me to come back over.
“That was very impressive,” I complimented, clapping my hands. “I can tell you’re very skilled from the way you move and direct your lasers.”
“Honestly, that attack isn’t very technically involved or impressive to look at compared to some of my others,” Reimu said. “But then, that’s precisely why it’s my signature card: it comes out fast, it’s hard to dodge even if you’re completely focused on micro-dodging it, and since it’s a fairly straightforward card it’s almost impossible to screw up. It’s only drawbacks are that it isn’t too good at countering large attacks since its homing nature means it might not reach the target, but at the same time it’s great at countering laser beams, like Marisa’s Master Spark attack.”
“How do you mean?” I asked.
“Well, you can think of it like a rock-paper-scissors triangle when it comes to which spell cards counter others. While different spell cards have wildly differing patterns and symbols, they all boil down to three basic types: homing attacks, curtain-fire attacks and solid beam attacks. Each counters one other type of attack as well as attacks of their own type, but is weak to the second. Curtain-fire attacks involve firing off large amounts of bullets at once and often nullify or at least greatly weaken homing attacks before they reach their mark, since bullets completely surround the user and emerge from them constantly while the attack is active. Solid-beam attacks involve firing off large, sustained laser beams. They can’t be canceled by anything except a bigger, stronger laser, and simply plow through regular bullets, making them very effective at clearing out curtain-fire bullets. However, depending on the number of lasers the attack uses they only cover certain angles, often only the front, so a homing attack can sneak around them and strike the target from an undefended angle. Non-spell attacks also fall under these types, although obviously are much less powerful than full spells, meaning they can be used to counter or at least check certain cards. My famous needles are a special example, being a curtain-fire attack fired like a solid beam attack, and the needles themselves pierce through other bullets, even spell card ones.”
“Sounds very complex,” I said.
“You’ll learn it soon enough,” Reimu promised.
I pulled out my gun, pointed it in the air, and pulled the trigger, causing a stream of blue dagger-shaped bullets to fire from it, this time seemingly more vigorously than the previous gun I used. “What about this, then?”
“Well… probably a sort of curtain/solid hybrid I personally call a ‘whip-type,’ in that you can either focus it in on one spot or whip it around to spread less accurate shots everywhere. It’s not as effective as a full curtain-fire or solid beam attack, but it can play either side as you need it to, and if you master it it can be difficult to counter without having to resort to a spell card. Probably not the best shot type for a newbie like you to be using, but again, seeing you in action in the Metaverse I bet you’ve got it in you.”
“You’d be surprised,” I smirked, twirling the gun around my finger.
“Well, enough lecture. Let’s start our first lesson.” She summoned one of her yin-yang orbs, which floated up high in the air. “I want you to hit that target with an attack. It’ll only dodge, so you don’t have to worry about it retaliating. It’ll move slowly at first, but as you keep hitting it it’ll speed up and its movement will become more erratic. This exercise will end after 30 hits or if you fail to hit it within 60 seconds of striking it last. Now, get in the air and start firing. On your mark, get set, go!”
On the word “go,” I took to the air and fired at the stationary target. It flashed for a couple moments, during which all my shots bounced off of it harmlessly, and it began to move through the air. At first, it was as simple as simply aiming at it and firing, but true to Reimu’s word with each hit it got faster and harder to hit. Of course, having gone through the SIU’s standard firearm training and being a proficient marksman in the Metaverse, I was used to taking aim and firing at fast-moving targets, and if anything this was more forgiving since my gun fired a sustained stream of bullets as opposed to one small projectile which had to be precisely aimed, meaning I could get away with leading my shots. I figured it would be as simple as analyzing its movement pattern; true randomness is effectively impossible to attain, as all things do have some pattern to their movement. But the more I hit it the faster it got, until by about twenty or so it was zipping around me so fast it was like that ping-pong ball from Men in Black and all I could see was a lot of blurs, making telling exactly where it was nearly impossible and causing me to flail the gun around trying to hit it.
“Bzzzt! Time’s up!”
The ball stopped and went dark, and down below Reimu motioned for me to get down. “You didn’t pass the test this time. Still, you did better than most people on their first try: the record before you was twelve, I think.” She cast the orb into the air again. “Would you like to try again?”
“If I may,” I nodded.
“Alright then. Then get up there and go!”
And go I did, leaping into the air and shooting it as before. As it sped up and its movement became harder to track, a thought crossed my mind: statistically, given its general pattern, it had to move past a given spot more than once, so rather than wildly shoot everywhere I instead focused in on one spot and waited. Seconds later, sure enough, I struck the orb in place.
Once it stopped flashing, it began to move again, this time at a slower rate. I suspected a trick, given how fast it was going before, and fired some shots at it, only to see they just missed. I was confused, so I fired a solid line, and saw what was going on: the orb seemed to track just beside the stream of fire, grazing the bullets. A quick flick of the wrist, though, allowed me to score a hit. The next few hits were similar, with the orb grazing my shots, only its reflexes improved on top of moving faster each time, until after the 29th hit where it seemingly started predicting my actions and could dodge the instant I jerked the pistol. Again, I thought I had to beat this one by spreading my shots, but it just weaved between them effortlessly.
“Time’s up, again!” The ball darkened and lowered, and I came down with it. “So close, and yet so far,” Reimu winked. “I personally consider that last phase impossible. Even Yukari has trouble hitting it consistently during that last part. That yin-yang orb is quite the tricky tanuki, isn’t it?”
“Indeed,” I grunted. “It’s like it has a mind of its own.”
“I agree,” she smiled. “I’m feeling generous. How about a third round? Think you can do it? I’m sure you can~”
As frustrated as I was, I never backed down to a challenge, especially with a woman taunting me. So, I nodded, got back in the air and fired at the target once more. My strategy from before worked up until the 29th hit, at which point I started to observe the orb as I was firing at it. For an artifact, it sure was moving and acting in ways that couldn’t simply be programmed.
It was like it had a mind of its own…
...aha.
It occurred to me I never actually looked at Reimu the whole time we were doing this, since I was, of course, expected to focus on the yin-yang orb. I glanced down at her, and saw that, rather than merely watching, she seemed to be intensely focused on thought, in prayer almost.
It occurred to me she was, in fact, controlling it.
So I turned my gun on her, shooting several shots into her chest. Instantly, she yelped and flinched, staggering as she struggled to keep control of the orb. I quickly aimed at it and fired, striking it and causing it to fall to the ground, where it crashed and ejected several colorful bullets like confetti.
I touched back down in front of a very angry Reimu. “Y-YOU CAN’T DO THAT!!!” she scolded, pointing at me. “YOU’RE DISQUALIFIED FROM THAT TEST!”
I rubbed my chin and thought. “...am I though?”
“YES YOU ARE!” Reimu shouted.
“But you didn’t end the test right then,” I pointed out, “therefore it was still fair for me to score a hit and have it be counted.”
“I… I DIDN’T MEAN THAT! IT DIDN’T COUNT!”
“But obviously it did, or else you would have deactivated the orb instead of keeping it up to take hits. Plus, never once did you say striking you directly wasn’t allowed. Therefore, I didn’t break any rules.” I did a glove-pull even though there was no glove on my hand. “Rules don’t define what is allowed, they only define what isn’t. One of the first things you learn when studying law, and which all legal systems must remember lest they be rendered ineffective.”
Reimu was silent for several moments, seemingly to cool down. She then slumped her arms and grabbed my shoulder.
“...heh. You got me there. I didn’t say it wasn’t allowed, so now I’ll have to add a rule saying you can only hit the target, not me.” She got back, and said, “still, even then I’m surprised no one before you ever thought to do that.”
“Thinking outside of the box has its advantages,” I smiled.
“You’re very clever,” Reimu said. “No wonder you’re such a good detective.” She then smirked and glared, “guess I’ll just have to account for that going forward and give you ‘special’ training, just for bad little boys like you.”
“I look forward to it,” I playfully dared her.
Reimu looked up at the sky. “Oh, darn. I got so wrapped up in this I didn’t realize it was getting dark already.” She sighed. “I really don’t like the winter’s short days. It leaves less time to do the things I need to do.” She turned to me. “You should get back to the Village. I try to keep the path clear of youkai and fairies, but I can’t guarantee your safety after dark anywhere outside of town.”
“I understand,” I nodded. “See you Monday.”
“See you,” Reimu said back.
I made my way back down the path, hoping to return to the Village as soon as possible, before bumping into Youmu just past the Netherworld portal.
“Oh, hi Goro!” she said. “Were you training with Reimu?”
“Yes I was,” I said. “And you?”
“Well… do you have some time? Yuyuko-sama sent me out to look for you, and I’ve already told Kirisame-san that she wanted to speak with you.”
I thought for a moment, then said, “well, we did make a deal, and I did promise to help her with her investigation. Does this pertain to that?”
“Yes,” Youmu nodded. “She says the anomaly has expanded and intensified since you last spoke to her, and wants to hear your thoughts on the matter.”
“Hmm… I still don’t want her to be aware of the Metaverse just in case she tells others of it, so I’ll have to hear her updates and phrase my deduction so as not to mention it.”
“My thoughts exactly.” She turned around. “Now then, let’s hurry there. We shouldn’t keep her waiting for long.”
We soon made it to Hakugyoukurou, where a waiting Yuyuko sat at the table accompanied by a guest: a girl in black-and-white clothes covered in pom-poms, a red santa-like cap, short blue hair and a cat smile.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Yuyuko bowed. “I’m glad you could make it here today. We have many important matters to go over.”
“So I was told,” I replied. I turned to her guest and asked her, “by the way, what is your name?”
She got up and did a curtsey. “It’s nice to meet you, Akechi-san. I am Doremy Sweet, ruler of the Dream World.”
Doremy… “Oh, you must be that woman Yuyuko-sama mentioned last time. She said you were the one who detected this anomaly on the Outside?”
“Correct,” she said. “I wanted for us to gather around today to discuss the matter further. Not only because it has expanded, but also because I’ve been able to uncover some more details about it. Yuyuko-sama told me you spoke highly of your deduction skills, and that they could be an asset to our investigation.”
“I’m honored to be of assistance,” I said.
Youmu worked on making dinner for each of us, leaving me, Yuyuko and Doremy to discuss the anomaly outside, one which I felt was connected to the Metaverse but which I could not reveal to these two women. Phrasing useful answers without accidentally letting slip about the cognitive world was going to be a challenge, so I had to absolutely pay attention both to my own words and the information they presented.
Yuyuko started by producing notes and documents. “Now then, as I promised before, I arranged with Ran and Kasen to send scouts from Gensokyo to investigate the anomaly, as well as coordinate with partners and spies she already has out there to head to Tokyo and check it out.” She sighed. “Honestly, this all would be so much easier to do if we just had Yukari with us, but she’s in her Winter hibernation, so of course something like this happens when she can’t act on it.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
“Well, as I said before, she can most easily get things through the Hakurei Border - in either direction - to facilitate investigations like these. Reimu can also use her powers to send humans out of Gensokyo, but she can’t bring anyone back, and she won’t help youkai, so she’s of no use helping us right now. That leaves me, Kasen and Ran to foot all the work.”
“And me to interpret it,” Doremy added. She waved her hand, causing a rectangular distortion to appear through which an abstract scene in which sleeping individuals floating in bubbles could be seen. “I am a Baku, a being who can manipulate and devour dreams. Within the Dream World, my powers are unmatched, and I can access the dreams of anyone whenever I wish.”
...when she spoke those words, I realized I might be in trouble. If she could see my dreams, she could see my nightmares about my past, or any dreams related to the Metaverse. Right now, I just had to hope she didn’t know these things…
She reached and pulled out a pink bubble, and held it in her hand. “Like this dream, for example. It is one of yours. I must say, Akechi-san, you produce some very tasty nightmares, and a large number at that, as to be expected from someone with your background…”
I froze in place and my eyes widened.
“...someone who will work in the shadows to fulfill the murderous ambitions of their corrupt politician of a father…”
...oh no…
She put her hands on the table, and looked at me with her indigo eyes and cat smile. “Tell me, how much experience do you actually have with the Metaverse?”
...shit.
“Indeed, how much experience do you have?” Yuyuko asked. “Surely a lot, if you’ve killed people there as Doremy says…”
I looked at her in horror. “...how do you know?”
“When we first talked, I could easily tell you were hiding something, and when I asked Doremy about it she confirmed it all. There’s no hiding anything from her. How you lied about your past, in fear you would be rejected by people here in Gensokyo. How you were a bastard child, hated yourself for it, received those powers and used them to carry out your father’s dirty work only to then get your revenge on him. And how you continue to use it, even bringing Youmu-chan into the fold and…” she looked down. “...how you were forced to confront my other self to get me to stop my sinful, selfish actions.”
“The Cognitive Realm and the Dream Realm are all but one cohesive dimension born of the thoughts and beliefs of sentient beings, especially humans,” Doremy explained. “I have watched you, in particular, for a long time, and now we finally get to meet face to face. I know you wish to redeem yourself, especially after all the killings you’ve undertaken on the behest of others, and that it will not be easy, but you must be confident in yourself that it can be done. And helping us crack this case is a good way to start.”
Yuyuko chuckled. “Don’t worry, this secret will not leave this room. We did strike a deal; telling anyone else would be breaching it. But, we do also expect your cooperation, since you have experience with the Metaverse.”
...this was exactly what I hoped wouldn’t happen, which was having people outside the Daybreakers know about the Metaverse, much less anyone knowing my true past, and yet here were two of Gensokyo’s most influential women who knew it all. I knew now I had no choice but to fully cooperate with them if I was to keep their trust and prevent this information from getting out.
I sighed. “Well, I should have realized that the truth would reach some people eventually. I just didn’t expect for it to happen this fast. But… why not judge me more harshly for my past?”
“Because there is a difference between killing on your own volition and carrying out deaths on others’ behalf when your own rage and wrath blinded your judgement and society’s disdain for people like you left you with few other choices. There are many here in Gensokyo, myself included, who can sympathize. That said, sins are sins, and the combined weight of yours is such that it will take considerable effort to convince the Yama not to send you to Hell. Doing good deeds is half of it, the other is making many close friends and having a positive effect on the lives of others. The ‘wealthier’ you are in life the better your chances of not being convicted, perhaps even getting sent to Heaven. But,” she said, “we’re getting sidetracked.”
“Indeed,” Doremy said. “After going back and looking at the anomaly, looking at the dreams, I realized this could be Metaverse related. And you’re the expert,” she told me.
I shook my head and tried to focus on the meeting’s topic, to avoid thinking a second more about my truth being known to them. “I guess you could say that. Now then, what did you notice was strange about these dreams?”
“Well…” Doremy thought for a moment. “...if I had to describe it in one word… artificial?” She shook her head. “No, that’s… I wouldn’t call them ‘nightmares.’ Quite the opposite, actually; the flow of nightmares from Tokyo has all but stopped, and people there have happy dreams, dreams in which they celebrate all the excellent things they have and are grateful for, and yet…” She pulled out another bubble. “When I taste them, they’re… staticy and off-putting, like they’ve been manufactured. Like they’re not natural, but being created by someone or something else. Moreover, when I compare them to my past files I notice inconsistencies between their present dreams and details of their past ones reflecting developments in their lives. For example, this one girl, who dreams about all the things she wishes to do with her father when he’s not busy managing his successful company, like going on hikes in the mountains or traveling overseas. The thing is, if I’m not mistaken, you yourself killed this man last October, and before that she had nightmares about him selling her off to an abusive fiance for political purposes, wildly conflicting with her current dreams where not only is he not dead, but never once did he do those sorts of things.”
My eyes widened. “...are you talking about Haru Okumura?”
“Hmhmhm, indeed, I admire your intuition, although I suppose you did know her after all. And of course, she’s just one of several million people affected by this anomaly which, by my current estimates, has now grown to cover the entire Kanto region and which could encircle Gensokyo within days. Now, it cannot actually breach the Hakurei Border, that I have already determined, but if it keeps growing there’s a very real danger it could affect the beliefs, fears and rumors which keep the Border standing. But I don’t know for sure, so I’ll need to research the matter further.”
I thought about what Doremy had just said. A force which could be affecting people’s dreams, seemingly grinding their wishes…
“...well, since you already know about the Metaverse, I do think it’s safe to say someone or something very, very powerful is affecting the collective unconscious in a significant way. Are you still sure you don’t want me to go out there and see for myself what it is?”
“I have thought about it,” Yuyuko said, “but at this time there’s no way to guarantee your safety, given just how little we know about the phenomenon. I just thought you could help us distill information before, but now I realize you’ll be absolutely essential to solving this mystery and we don’t want to lose you. I’ll consider it if we deem it safe, but for now we have to continue the information-gathering on our end.” She smiled again. “You just have to promise me you will commit to our deal and keep growing as a person. I will guide you as much as you need.”
“Er… thanks,” I said.
“Dinner’s ready!” Youmu shouted.
Yuyuko took in the savory, spicy aroma hungrily. “Mmmm… how I do enjoy Youmu-chan’s cooking, and I’m sure you will agree her skills rival those of the best chefs Outside.”
“I primarily eat dreams,” Doremy said, “...but salmon stir-fry will do quite nicely as well.”
“Indeed, it smells quite delicious,” I said. Soon, Youmu came in with dishes and set the table, then went back to bring out tea before finally bringing the food out for us all to enjoy.
Over dinner we mostly engaged in small talk, mostly Doremy and Yuyuko telling funny stories while on the job. At one point, the conversation shifted toward spell cards, and how Doremy was working on one involving a giant sheep mech of some sort while Yuyuko boasted about her “100% Blooming” card which she claimed was so awesome even Reimu had never seen it. I suggested I could train to beat it, before Youmu told me that she wasn’t bluffing, and that trying to capture it was like trying to eat the Sun. Yuyuko also praised me for wanting to learn spell cards and that she was free for sparring upon request.
After the meal, Youmu agreed to walk me back to the Village, mostly so that we could briefly discuss the meeting and our next moves. “I was in the kitchen and so couldn’t hear you. Did you all find something out?”
I took a deep breath: “...they know.”
It took her a moment to understand what I meant, but her face went white once she realized.
“...ah, I... see.” Her hands shook. “...i-isn’t that bad?”
I thought for a moment. “It sounds like Doremy has known of its existence for a long time, long before I ever knew about it. It makes sense; there’s not much separating the Dream World and the Metaverse. Which of course means she can see all of our exploits.” I sighed. “Well, there’s nothing we can do to stop her from knowing, or her having told your master about it. But it seems they’re just as keen on keeping its existence a secret as we are, and are glad to have me helping them solve it. We should do everything to keep them on our side. Watch your master closely and make sure she tells no one else.”
Youmu bowed. “Understood.”
“Good. We’ll talk more about this on Monday.” Youmu eventually led me back to the shop. I thanked her and went to bed.
When I woke up, I found myself in the Velvet Room again. I got up from the floor to see each of them - Rika, Lavenza, and Igor - looking at me.
“Seems you’ve come across Dream Girl,” Rika commented.
“Indeed,” Lavenza added. “There are others in Gensokyo who have long been aware of the Metaverse’s existence.”
“But who?” I asked. “Is Doremy the only one? What about Yukari, that sage I’ve never seen?”
“The land of dreams is yet another facet of the cognitive world,” Igor explained. “A place where waking cognitions become the building blocks of the collective unconscious itself. Thus, it would make sense that there exist beings whose purpose and duty is to maintain its integrity and ensure it never becomes distorted or altered by outside forces.”
“But how can I make sure she never sells us out?” I asked.
“I wouldn’t sweat it,” Rika said. “Really, if either of them thought you were a threat they woulda blasted ‘ya to bits right there. They wouldn’t need to sell you out if they could just dispose of you themselves, so the fact that they’re not means you’re safe. Actually, they need you around now to help them solve this case, since you can enter the Metaverse while Doremy can only kinda sorta indirectly see it, and that’ll come in handy if the Phantom Thieves fail.”
“That’s… not very reassuring,” I said hesitantly. Being told that someone would just kill you instead of selling you out was very off-putting, but then, she was right. I had to remember most of these people weren’t humans, and none of them were bound by Outside laws or ethics, so I had to realize they wouldn’t always act as I would expect.
“For now, focus on growing and fostering your budding relationships,” Igor said. “I look forward to our next meeting.” And with that, I returned to the real world.
1/8
“Are you sure you’re alright?” Masato asked me.
“I’m fine,” I said between mouthfuls. In truth, my mind was still stuck on what happened last night, with two people now knowing not only about the Metaverse, but also my true past. It still haunted me, knowing there were two very powerful figures now aware of me being a bastard child and a former contract killer. That one of them was a princess ruling over deceased souls only made things worse, although I suppose it was expected of her to know my sins anyway.
“Well, if you say so,” Masato said. “Because it looks like you’ve just seen a… ghost!” He laughed uproariously and slapped the table, almost spilling his tea.
I hoped living with him didn’t mean having to put up with lots of bad puns.
I looked at my list and saw I had two items left to cross off: visiting Nitori, and visiting the temple. Visiting Nitori took priority, since she promised she would help me upgrade our weapons, so I set off toward Genbu Ravine.
It took me some time to find the entrance to her cave on my own, but I did, and after knocking on her door her mechanical eye once again checked to make sure it was me, before the door opened and the short pigtailed girl let me into her abode.
“Took you long enough,” she snarked. “I thought we had a deal.”
“We do, but I got stuck in traffic,” I chuckled.
“Uh-huh, yeah, sure,” she dismissed. “Anyway, come inside, I got tons of stuff to go over with you.”
“What kind of ‘stuff?’” I asked.
“I’ll show you,” she smirked. She walked me over to her workbench, where there was a tarp covering something. Throwing the tarp off, she revealed five small metallic boxes with clips and small holes.
“These are…” I asked.
“Grappling hooks!” Nitori smiled.
“...oh, yes, of course!” Admittedly, I never used one as Black Mask, since I didn’t need one, but the way the Phantom Thieves swung around Palaces with theirs was quite impressive, and now we had our very own set, a huge boon to our investigations.
“See, I thought it’d be nice to have a way to just zip and zoom through Fortresses instead of just having to hoof it all the time. Besides, what are we going to do if we run into a huge pit we need to get across?” She put one hook onto her right cuff. “They don’t do anything in the real world, of course. They’re designed solely to work in the Metaverse. It was an interesting challenge, really, and it took a couple tries, but after I got the prototype working making these babies was a piece of cake. If you want, you can test ‘em out with me, I got a course set up.”
“...in the Metaverse?” I asked.
“Yup! Pretty slick, huh? Now c’mon, let’s go outside.”
Nitori wasn’t kidding: within Ethos’s version of Genbu Ravine was an obstacle course elevated above the river consisting of metal pipes, ledges and platforms. There were also cannons mounted along the perimeter, designed to keep shadows out of the training ground. We climbed up a metal staircase which led to the start of the course marked by a red line painted on the floor.
“Welcome to my Meta-Gym!” she exclaimed, holding her arms out. “Right now it only has the grappling hook training course, but I’m working on making it a full-fledged training facility for us to safely sharpen our skills!”
I looked around at the whole setup. “Very impressive,” I complimented. “I’m surprised you were able to create this at all.”
“Well, it was an interesting challenge,” Nitori said. “Getting machines working in the Metaverse is really difficult, and I don’t have any of my usual magic here, so I spent an entire afternoon figuring out to get everything working, then another setting up and testing the cannons. And I’ve barely broken ground on this gym’s main feature, but I’ll let you see it once it’s finished. For now,” she took out one of the grappling hooks, “clip this sucker onto your cuff and give ‘er a go!”
I did as she asked, then looked at the platforms, noticing differently colored numbers on each of them. “What do those numbers mean?” I asked.
“Oh, yeah, so this course has three different difficulties,” Nitori explained. “You follow the numbers in order based on the one you’re attempting. Some platforms are used for two or all three difficulties but you get to them from different angles-”
“Alright, got it.” I immediately shot up to the platform with the first red number, and from there zipped, flipped and tumbled through a series of pipes, platforms and obstacles, at one point actually skipping one step by hurtling toward a cliff face and wall-jumping off of it. Having mastered flying in the real world, I realized I could incorporate many of the same principles to my grappling hook technique even though I had no control over my own momentum and obviously couldn’t float in midair, instead controlling my falls and using them to swing using the grappling hook like Spider-Man. It did help that these cables were very, very strong, stronger even than the ones the Phantom Thieves used, giving me more confidence in using it and testifying to Nitori’s superior craftsmanship.
I touched down in front of Nitori out of a somersault, brushing myself off as I stood up. “So, what do you think?”
Nitori clapped her hands excitedly. “That was awesome! You’re even better at this than I thought you’d be!”
“Well, I do have prior experience,” I said. “Surely I haven’t lost all of it.”
“No kidding. I can barely finish Level 2 yet, and I made the damn course!” She held one of the hooks in her hand. “Still, your showing off and taking that hook to the limit is exactly what I needed to see, so that I can call these hooks final and start making lots of them so we have extras.”
“These will greatly aid our explorations,” I complimented. “I’m glad to have you with us.”
“Ehehe… thank you.” Nitori shyly turned around, but I could see a smile on her face.
“Now, let’s go back to your shop. I still have other business with you.”
“Oh, yes, the guns. I wanted to show you them too.”
We went back to her shop in the real world, where she produced a wooden crate full of surplus knives, swords and guns.
I whistled. “Where did you get all this?”
“We kappa are the only race in Gensokyo that use human guns,” she explained. “Some of these fell in from Outside, but the rest are all rejected surplus from our factory we have carved into the face of Youkai Mountain.” She pulled a pistol from the top of the pile, which I recognized as a Glock. “I’ve made hundreds of custom guns and modified thousands of others. I bet I could upgrade your pistol there to have more killing power.”
I pulled out my pistol and showed it to her. “My pistol? But it’s only a model.”
“In the real world, but in the Metaverse it works just like the real thing. I can make it look and work deadlier in there so it can take down bigger and badder enemies. Besides, I heard you can fire danmaku from that thing as well. I can refine its magic-focusing so that it works better in Spell Card Duels as well!”
“Is that so…” I put the gun on the table. “If you would, then, please upgrade this gun as you see fit, and have it ready when we meet back up tomorrow.”
“Oh please, this tiny thing? I can have it done in under an hour.” She took the gun. “But, I guess you got other things to do, so I’ll let you go if you don’t need anything else.”
“None which I can think of off the top of my head,” I said.
“Excellent. See ‘ya tomorrow then.”
I made my way out of the ravine, satisfied with Nitori’s work and her apparent enthusiasm for working alongside us. It made me wonder just what all the small girl was capable of, and in some respects reminded me of Futaba.
Come to think of it, I could draw some parallels between my own team and Ren’s. Youmu was similar to Yusuke in that she wielded a katana and used Ice attacks, and Marisa shared Makoto’s Nuclear attacks, healing spells and revolver. Reimu was less clear: she had Yusuke’s assault rifle, Ann’s Fire attacks and Haru’s gun attacks, and her peculiar personality was unlike anyone I had ever met.
And, of course, I took after Ren himself, up to being a Wild Card. Sure, we couldn’t meet face-to-face anymore, but I still considered him my rival. Envious at him having every advantage over me and how easily he could prevail over any hardship thrown at him… at one point did I start feeling that I was the one lagging behind, and needed to catch up? I knew I was supposed to hate him, and yet I couldn’t stop thinking about him, living up to him, and musing about how we could have been friends had we met earlier in our lives…
I was thinking about these things, when I started hearing squeaking sounds. Looking around and then down, I noticed there was a very large number of… mice. Of course I jumped up, startled by the crowd of rodents skittering all over the path, and tried to step around them so they didn’t crawl all over my feet.
“Ah, sorry,” came a voice, “I didn’t realize there was another traveller. I’ll rein them in now.”
Looking down the path, I saw a girl dressed in grey clothes with a blue diamond on her chest, as well as gray hair and what looked like mouse ears on her head. She also had a long mouse tail holding a small basket on the end, and was carrying two dowsing rods in her hands. Raising one of them, the mice all gathered around her feet, with some of them climbing up her clothes.
“Are you on your way to visit the temple?” she asked. “If so, follow me. I will guide you.”
Temple… “...I’m sorry, do you mean the Myouren Temple?”
“This is the path to it,” she affirmed. “Are you lost?”
“Ah, no, that’s not it, it’s just… I just came here from the ravine, and didn’t know where I was, but I did mean to visit the temple today as well.”
“I see… in that case, follow me. It isn’t much further.”
A few minutes later, we emerged from the trees onto a small mountain ridge, first passing the ropeway station Keine had mentioned, then up a stone staircase leading up to an outer wall and an archway, past which lay a grand, sprawling temple - the Myouren Temple. When I first saw it, I could sense the history and holiness oozing from every centimeter of it, particularly as I passed by the bronze Buddha statues adjoining the pathway up to the main entrance. Near us was a girl with a broom, whom I recognized as the dog-eared girl from New Year’s Eve, sweeping the grounds and wagging her tail in sync while singing an echoing, haunting yet beautiful song in Sanskrit, likely some sort of sutra.
Ascending the steps, the door in front of us opened to reveal a tall girl with red clothes, blonde hair with black streaks and a tiger-patterned pelt, and with a small pagoda attached to her hip with a leather strap.
“Shou-sama, I have come,” the mouse girl bowed. “And I’ve brought a visitor.”
The tiger-girl, whose name was apparently ‘Shou’ replied, “I can see that. Did you find the item I requested?”
“Yes. It took a considerable amount of time, but I eventually found it.” She reached into her basket and pulled out a moss-covered stone idol. “Now then, I must return to Muenzuka. I have much business to attend to.”
“Do as you need, Nazrin,” Shou bowed. “And again, thank you for bringing this man here safely.” The mouse girl left, with her army of mice in tow.
“Now then, what brings you here to the Myouren Temple today, young man seeking enlightenment?” Shou asked me.
“Good afternoon, Shou-san,” I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. Truthfully, I only arrived in Gensokyo recently, and heard about this place from others.”
“I see, an Outsider. Well, you have come to a very good place. I am Shou Toramaru. Allow me to guide you inside to our master.”
I followed her inside the temple, and was immediately met with a scene of acolytes sitting on the floor, deep in meditation. In front of them was a woman, dressed in a black-and-white-robe and with hair which was purple at the top of her head but transitioned to yellow further down. She was quietly reciting sutra, but even so I could feel it resonate through my frame, leaving me with a strange sense of calm and serenity. I closed my eyes, and my mind started emptying of stray thoughts…
“Namaste, Akechi-san,” she said.
My eyes flung open and I jolted.
“Nothin’ gets past Hijiri, ‘ya know,” said one of them, a girl with short black hair wearing a sailor outfit. “You were yakkin’ pretty loud out there.”
The woman raised a hand. “You may all take a break, so that we can all introduce ourselves to this young gentleman.” She got up from her kneeling position, folded her hands and opened her eyes. She was a statue of a woman, taller even than myself, with a beaming face, a gentle smile, and… well, she was quite endowed too. She bowed toward me. “Namaste. I am Byakuren Hijiri, and I am the priestess of this temple. And these are some of my followers.”
Two of the acolytes, including the sailor girl, got up to come greet me. “Greetings,” the girl said, “the name’s Captain Minamitsu Murasa.”
“Captain?” I asked. “Where’s the ship?”
“You’re in it,” she smiled, “this temple can turn into a flyin’ ship, although it’s been a few years since the last time it’s flown.”
The other girl, who wore blue and white robes and had blue hair, introduced herself as well. “And I am Ichirin Kumoi. It’s a pleasure to have you, Akechi-san.”
“It’s a pleasure to be here,” I replied.
“Tell me, what brings you to us today?” Byakuren asked me. “Do you come to clear your head, separate your body from worldly desires and pursue the path of the dharma?”
I shook my head. “I merely wished to visit this place, as I have heard good things about it from Keine-san and other villagers. In particular, I wished to visit you, Hijiri-sama.”
Byakuren chuckled. “You’re a very polite, charming gentleman. Your parents must have raised you well.”
I shook my head again. “No… I was an orphan on the Outside; both of my parents died when I was a baby. I’ve raised myself, mostly, enough to live on my own and be able to work for the SIU as a detective while I was still going to school.”
“Impressive,” Byakuren commented. “You have already overcome great challenges in your life and have become a successful and strong young man.”
“...it certainly did not come easily,” I admitted.
“I bet,” Minamitsu smirked. “And now ‘yer in a whole new mess, away from everythin’ you know and here in Gensokyo surrounded by youkai. Literally, ‘cause ‘yer the only human in the room right now!”
I looked around. “Is that so?”
“It is so,” Byakuren bowed. “This is a temple of youkai who have chosen to walk the path of enlightenment, abandoning our man-eating ways. I say ‘our’ because I myself am a youkai.”
“Interesting,” I noted. “Seeking enlightenment seems like the very last thing a youkai, a being brought to life by human fears and superstitions and weak to holy powers, would ever wish to do. It’s almost like…” I thought for a moment. “It’s almost like the sharks from Finding Nemo, who consider fish to be their friends, not food. Except for dolphins, I guess,” I chuckled.
“I dunno what you’re talkin’ about, but I do get the analogy of sharks not eatin’ fish bein’ like us not eatin’ humans,” Minamitsu said. “And yeah, screw dolphins, they think they’re all fancy and smart and stuff flippin’ their fins and balancin’ stuff on their noses. Or seals, they just be all fat and slappin’ their bellies like this,” and then she got on the floor and started slapping herself rapidly while everyone started laughing.
“...is she always like this?” I asked.
“Well, she is a sailor,” Shou said. “Bring up any topic related to the sea and you’ll get her wound up and ranting for hours.”
“I… see.”
“Is that a new voice I hear?” came a muffled voice from the back. A door flung open to reveal a brown-haired woman with glasses and a massive raccoon tail…
“Welcome to the temple!” she bellowed. “Name’s Mamizou Futatsuiwa. Imma tanuki, and ‘yer-” she hunched over and adjusted her glasses. “Eh? Come to think of it, have I seen ‘ye somewhere before?”
I thought for a moment, then snapped my fingers. “Were you that woman I saw the day after Christmas go into the store across the street from where I live at the Kirisame Shop, and you had a pink-haired girl with masks with you?”
“...oh yeah, ‘yer that guy! Kasen was sayin’ stuff about ‘ye the other day! You’re that feller who fell in from Outside recently?” She chuckled. “Well, of course youkai like eatin’ Outside humans, but to think a boy this delicious would just pop in all of a sudden…”
“Er…”
“Don’t tease the boy,” Ichirin said, giving Mamizou a friendly jab.
“I know, I know,” Mamizou said waving her hands, “just givin’ ‘im an idea what he’s gettin’ ‘imself into.”
“I can fly,” I said, “and I’m learning spells cards.”
“Oooooohhhhh, real fancy pants goin’ in with both feet on the ground I see!” She then pulled me in with one arm. “Gonna warn ‘ye though: ain’t enough spell cards in the world gonna help ‘ye deal with this old fart, ahahahahaha!”
Scowling, I managed to push her off of me, before I pointed to her tail. “Are you a tanuki?” I asked.
“Yep, proud of it too!” She puffed out her chest and wagged her tail side to side. “Ain’t gonna find a stronger one anywhere, I’ll say! I can transform, too. Check this out!”
Suddenly the air around her erupted in smoke - accompanied, I swear, with the same 8-bit sound effect from Super Mario Bros. 3 - causing us to avert our eyes and cough. When the smoke cleared, I looked back, and saw a figure resembling myself, except wearing glasses and having both the tail and the ears of a tanuki.
“Tell ‘ye what, though,” Mamizou said, adjusting her glasses, “not used to disguisin’ as men. Seems like I never get their proportions quite right.” Meanwhile I winced at hearing my own voice, as most people do. She chuckled, “Oh yeah, hate listenin’ to your own voice, huh? Yeah, I do that to people. They say it doesn’t sound right.” She burst into smoke again, reverting to her original form. “‘Course, a guy with a girl voice doesn’t sound right either, ‘ye know??”
“I… I guess not,” I shrugged. “Still, this is quite the interesting crew you all have here. A buddhist temple of youkai…”
“Humans come up and meditate with us often, too,” Shou said. “Me and Sister Hijiri even teach the kids martial arts. Once a month, she also holds an overnight sutra-chanting concert where she chants while banging a wooden fish, and it’s quite popular with villagers and youkai alike.”
“Great for catchin’ up on lost shut-eye,” Minamitsu smirked.
Byakuren bowed. “We should get back to our meditation. Would you like to join in with us, Akechi-san?”
Meditation… I had been running around keeping myself busy for quite a few days, and I still wasn’t fully settled into life in Gensokyo mentally, much less fully past what had happened back in Shido’s Palace, or indeed the months and years leading up to it. If I could clear my mind of stray thoughts and relax, and do so with the help of this beautiful, serene woman, perhaps it could help me find some peace.
I sat down, cross-legged, and closed my eyes. The room was silent, save for Byakuren’s chanting. Again, I felt it resonating through my body, my mind, my soul. I took a breath, and focused in.
…
I’m a bastard child, unloved and unwelcome, a killer without remorse and puppet to the country’s most corrupt man, my father.
…
What if the truth gets out here? People will hate me and isolate me, just as what happened out there. Then where will I go?
…
And if there is a judge of the dead, what will happen when I die alone, and have to answer to my crimes in front of them, before inevitably being cast into the burning flames of Hell?
“...Akechi-san.”
I opened my eyes. “Mh?”
“You fell asleep,” Ichirin said to me. “And it looked like a fitful sleep, too.”
“Indeed, you seem to still be dragged down by stray thoughts,” Shou noted. “And proper meditation shouldn’t cause you to completely lose consciousness like that.”
I shook my head. “I’m sorry. I’ve had a busy past few days. I’m still adjusting to Gensokyo as well.”
“Hm.” Shou crossed her arms. “It’s obvious that you still have a long way to go. You should come up here again. We can help you.”
“I appreciate it,” I said.
“Anyway, it’s almost time for dinner. Would you like to join us?”
“Oh, of course,” I said, wanting to be polite. They led me to the back, where a spread of food and tea had already been laid out, and everyone was already there waiting for us, including the dog-eared girl, and the pink-haired one I recognized from the other day, who sat next to Mamizou. She looked at me with blank, expressionless eyes, which creeped me out.
“You’re awake,” Byakuren said, “and able to join us for dinner. There’s an empty seat next to Kokoro.”
“Is that her name?” I asked.
“Yeah,” Mamizou answered. She looked at Kokoro, who was still staring at me quietly. “Don’t mind her, she’s always curious about newcomers.”
“I… see.” I sat down next to her, which caused the mask on her head to turn from a fox to one of a monkey.
“Oh yeah, the masks. She’s a menreiki, a tsukumogami born from 66 masks used by Hata no Kawakatsu. So, really, she’s the masks, and the girl body is created by them.”
“Interesting,” I noted.
“And, of course, she’s prolly just shy right now. If you come here often, I’m sure she’ll start warmin’ up to ‘ye.”
I looked at the dog-eared girl across the table. “And you. I saw you perform at the New Year’s Eve party at the shrine. You’re quite a talented singer, you and Mystia.”
The girl blushed and smiled while her tail wagged at high speed. “Thank you! I’m Kyouko Kasodani. I’m the groundskeeper here at the temple! It’s a pleasure to meet you, Akechi-san!”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you as well,” I said.
Being a Buddhist temple, dinner consisted of a tofu and vegetable stir-fry and rice. Over dinner, they all talked about things like recent events in their lives, with me chiming in here and there regarding my interactions with Reimu and Marisa. Again, I mentioned my interest in spell cards, and indeed all of them were quite experienced practitioners of them as well, and invited me to come train anytime. Overall, they seemed very hospitable and pleasant to be around. Even so, though, I could sense… dissatisfaction? I could sense something like dissatisfaction and frustration coming from some of them, Shou especially. I wasn’t sure how, and in any case I felt it wasn’t my business, whatever it was that was troubling them.
After dinner, Shou offered to guide me back to the Village, and when we arrived at the shop explained to Masato why I had been out late. He thought it was actually kind of funny that I fell asleep during meditation, and assured me that the people at the temple could be trusted by us, and I agreed.
As I got ready for bed, I changed into my robes and went to put away my dirty clothes, when I remembered I forgot to take my Metaverse key out of them. I pulled it out and set it on my desk, when I realized it was glowing faintly.
“Hm?” I inspected it, and two holographic words appeared:
BYAKUREN HIJIRI
MYOUREN TEMPLE
Notes:
Sometimes I run into situations where I'd be invoking the Idiot Ball if certain characters did not know or find out critical information whenever it came up. This is one of those situations; originally, no characters outside of the Day Breakers were supposed to know about the Metaverse this early, and no one was supposed to know Akechi's true past this early at all. Given the scope of Doremy's powers in the dream world and her collaborating with Yuyuko in this story, along with Yuyuko's personality and position in general, I decided it would be best for the story's flow to let the cat out of the bag for her and just work with it from there.
Also, Reimu's description of how Spell Card Duels work is my headcanon on how they would look in-universe where the player character isn't just firing a stream of lasers up at the boss on a 2D plane. If you've read Alola! A Shrine Maiden's Adventure, the Spell Card Duel near the end works on this same assumption.
Chapter 20: Family Feud
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/9
“So both Doremy and Yuyuko know about the Metaverse, and know that we’re exploring it, is what you’re saying?” Reimu said.
I nodded. “Unfortunately.”
The five of us were gathered at the Shrine, discussing our current situation before heading into Ethos to explore it further. There were many things I wanted to go over, but I felt that I had to open by revealing our secret was already known to Yuyuko, a former target, and Doremy, the ruler of the Dream World.
“That’s bad, like, really bad, ain’t it?” Marisa asked.
“But then again, probably not surprising at all,” Reimu said. “If the Metaverse is the ‘collective unconscious,’ as you describe it, then of course someone like Doremy who manages dreams would know about it.”
“And since she’s working with Yuyuko-sama on the investigation into what’s going on Outside, of course she’d fill her in,” Youmu added.
Nitori raised her hand. “Wait, what investigation?”
I turned to her. “Oh, right, we haven’t told you about it yet. Right now, it seems as though there’s a major incident unfolding on the Outside, one which we think is tied to the Metaverse somehow.” I took a sip of tea. “When I went to go meet with them about the investigation two nights ago, in addition to them revealing that they know about our Metaverse activities, Doremy also shared some information on what this disturbance, which is growing by the day, is like.”
“Oh?” All of their eyes were on me.
“She explained to me that it seems as though this strange force is making it so that people have all their greatest desires fulfilled, and never went through devastating losses such as the deaths of loved ones or past abuse. It can even seemingly resurrect people, such as deceased parents of children, rewrite history, or even expunge criminals and corrupt politicians; she saw no mention or allusion to Shido in any recent dreams from Tokyo.”
Marisa kicked back. “Huh. So basically a world where everyone is free and happy. What’s so bad about that?”
Reimu slammed the table. “You idiot! This is a grave, existential threat to Gensokyo!”
“How so?” Marisa asked.
“Well, think about this: why does religion exist? Why do people pray to higher beings? Why do things like youkai, demons, monsters and other superstitions exist?” She focused on all the rest of us. “It’s simple: humans fear the dark, the unknown, and they go through all kinds of hardships in a harsh, cruel world. They seek salvation from all those, and their memes - fears, anger, sadness, beliefs, desires - those memes are the building blocks which all youkai and gods need to take form and thrive. Our entire world is built on memes. So what happens when you throw all that out the window and give people everything they want and take away their reason to be afraid of anything? I’ll tell you what happens: people stop praying to gods, which starves them and causes them to die. If they’re happy all the time, demons, youkai and monsters don’t have their food, so they also die. Every mythical being outside of Gensokyo dies, and that kind of climate on the Outside would, if not reversed, eventually overpower the sage’s ability to keep the Barrier up, causing the Hakurei Border to crumble and kill everyone and everything here. Including all of us.”
All of us were wide-eyed as Reimu finished her rant.
“Shit,” Marisa said, “I knew the Hakurei Border was serious business, but I didn’t know we were toast if everyone’s wishes were granted. Seems stupid and unfair if you ask me.”
“So if we don’t solve this mystery we could all die,” I said. “That’s why we need to get inside Ethos and try to find some answers. If we can tap into the collective unconscious we might be able to discover the culprit and deal with them.”
“Assuming we can,” Reimu said. “Doing something like this, affecting the public’s cognition on a global scale, would require immense power. I wouldn’t be surprised if a god were responsible.”
“I didn’t know changing human cognition could literally change the world in such an extreme way,” Nitori said.
“It can, as Reimu said.” I looked over at her. “Still, I never thought I’d hear you talk about memes, in a psychology sense.”
Reimu crossed her arms on the table. “I always knew how human beliefs and fears shaped religion and created youkai and gods, but it wasn’t until I went into the Metaverse, Goro explained how it worked and especially after I awakened to my Persona that it all finally clicked. I remembered an old conversation I had with Yukari, or rather a lecture she gave me, about human perception and memes, and how she called them ‘the substance of the soul.’” She chuckled. “Sheesh, I never thought in a million years it would ever be relevant to what I did, and yet here I am, dealing with an incident about human cognition and belief itself.”
Marisa cut in. “Can we talk about this later? I know this psychology shit’s interesting and all, but the bottom line is that we’re dealing with a big-ass threat on the Outside, Yuyuko and Doremy know our secret, and we need to keep ‘em from rattin’, is that it?”
“Precisely,” I said. “And because they know our secret, we need to keep them on our side. I do have some leverage over them - they explicitly told me they need me alive to help deal with the incident, since I know the Metaverse like no one else - but it will fall on Youmu to monitor them and make sure they stick true to their promise of not selling us out.”
Youmu bowed. “I will not let you down, not after what you all did for me.”
“Good.” I turned back to the table. “Now, before we head for Ethos, there is one other topic I’d like to bring up.”
“Shoot,” Marisa said.
I chose to cut straight to the point. “Byakuren Hijiri also has a Fortress.”
Reimu spat out her tea. “Wait, what???”
“I went to the temple yesterday. When I came back, I found that my key had reacted to two keywords: her name, and the temple. All that’s missing is the distortion.” I took out my key to show them.
“Hot damn,” Marisa said. “Guess we got ourselves another target.”
“But,” Youmu asked, “shouldn’t we focus on the incident Outside first?”
“Absolutely,” I affirmed. “But, this is a distortion that exists, and could be affecting the acolytes at her temple, and perhaps others as well. Plus, our efforts to solve the Outside incident may hit roadblocks; having another Fortress to work on in the meantime would allow us to keep our skills fresh, and possibly find some more clues as well.”
Marisa nodded. “Eh, good point. Not like there’s that much we can do from Gensokyo, anyway.”
“We don’t know that,” Reimu said. “We just have to go to Ethos and take a look.”
Nitori started twiddling her fingers. Marisa looked at her. “Somethin’ wrong?”
“Oh, nothing, it’s just… speaking of targets, remember how I said I had one condition for joining you all?”
“What about it?” I asked.
“Well, there’s…” she looked up at us. “Do you all remember the yamawaro? Besides Goro, I mean?”
“Yamawaro?” I asked.
“A few years back,” Marisa explained, “some kappa left the river, callin’ themselves ‘yamawaro.’ Kappa are antisocial with each other anyway, but the yamawaro have a superiority complex, and often taunt and bully the kappa down in the ravine, callin’ them things like ‘wimps’ and ‘babies who won’t leave the water.’ And unlike the Kappa, they’re well organized and can mug pretty much anyone they want, humans, youkai, even goddesses on occasion.”
“Right,” Nitori affirmed. “There’s one in particular who likes to torment me, beat me up and talk about how much more awesome than me she is and how she can ban me from doing anything.”
“What’s her name?” I asked.
“Her name is… Mitori Kawashiro.”
My eyes widened. “Kawashiro? Is she your sister?”
“Technically, yes, we came from the same clutch of eggs, but we didn’t grow up together or anything. Again, we Kappa are solitary creatures, we don’t really keep in touch even with our own kin, so she’s just as much a stranger as anyone else to me.”
I took out my key and said the name again. When I did, it shined, displayed a projection of her name, then did something else which it did not do with Yuyuko: another projection displayed “Ethos, Prajna Block.”
We examined the key. “‘Prajna Block,’” said Reimu. “What does that mean?”
“It must be her shadow’s location within Ethos,” I surmised. “This must mean that if a person’s shadow is distorted, but not enough to have a Fortress, they will appear in Ethos in the location specified and all we need is their name.” I rubbed my chin. “This is just like how finding targets in Mementos worked.”
“So does this mean we can take on smaller fry without havin’ to haggle with keywords?” Marisa asked.
“Yes,” I answered.
Marisa clasped her hands. “Sweet! So we can just go out, find small-time crooks and change a buncha hearts all in one place! And get lots of loot, too!”
“It’s always about the loot, isn’t it?” Reimu sighed.
“Not like you’re any better with your get-rich-quick schemes,” Marisa snarked.
“In any case,” Youmu cut in, “we have a new big target, and a smaller target within Ethos. I see no reason not to take them on. What about all of you?”
“Let’s go for it,” Marisa said.
“I’m in,” replied Reimu.
“Of course,” I said. I turned to Nitori. “And you? We don’t act without a unanimous vote.”
“Well, I mean, I put her name out, right? And if we tackle her, then I’ll help you with anything you all want to do, as I promised.”
“Then it’s settled,” I said, getting up. “Our first official operation as the Day Breakers. Are you all ready?”
“Let’s get goin’!” Marisa smiled. “We don’t have all day!”
A while later, we were back in Ethos. After our last visit, we hastily beached the boat and left it in the Metaverse, dropping the anchor to ensure no shadows could run off with it. We were pleased to see it was still exactly where we left it, so we decided we would just keep it here - it was too big for Marisa’s bagging pistol to hold, and something in the real world might try to steal it or hole up in, not to mention the boat’s mere existence itself could be seen as suspicious. There was no sign of the Vajra shadow which had attacked us last time, either. So we simply sailed to Ethos and immediately went to work.
“So where are we gonna find Mitori’s shadow?” Marisa asked. “The key said she was somewhere in ‘Prajna Block,’ but we don’t know where that is.”
“There must be a map somewhere,” I said. Turning to Nitori, I asked her, “can you find something… um, er…”
“What is it?” Nitori asked.
“I just realized you don’t have a codename yet,” I said.
“Codename?”
“We don’t use our real names here,” Reimu explained. “It’s to prevent any adverse effects happening to us in the Metaverse.”
“Plus,” Marisa added, “it ain’t cool for superheroes like us to just use our real names when we’re goin’ around doin’ superhero stuff!”
“...even though you both use your real names when solving incidents,” Youmu said.
Both had no comment.
“Anyway, my codename is ‘Crow,” I bowed.
“I’m Fury,” said Youmu, brandishing her sword.
“Starburst!” Marisa smirked, flashing a peace sign.
“And I’m Seraph,” said Reimu. “Remember those names, because we use them exclusively.”
“I see…” Nitori shuffled around, twirling her lab coat as she did. “...to be honest, I’m not great at coming up with names…”
“We could just go with something obvious for now, and you can change it later if you don’t like it,” I said.
“Something obvious?” She looked at her sleeves. “Why do I look like a doctor?”
“It reflects your idea of a hero,” I answered. “Some aspect about your ideals causes you to believe doctors and scientists to be heroes. In my case, I’m a secret agent, as I worked for the Special Investigations Unit and firmly believe in bringing criminals to justice, but I’m not above working in the shadows or performing legally dubious acts myself if that’s what it takes.”
“Interesting…” Nitori thought for a bit. “...when I awakened my Persona, it explained that I strive to discover truth and lead others to it. I’ve never bought into religion, and I always look for scientific explanations and constantly invent things to make life easier, or discover new ways of doing things, just like a scientist would. Sure, I might be arrogant and stuck-up about it, but in the end that’s what I’m trying to do.”
“And so that’s why you look like a professor?” I asked.
“Well… more like a ‘Herr Doktor’ if you ask me,” she smiled.
I was confused. “What do you mean?”
“You know those stories about German mad doctors?” she asked. “Right now, I kinda feel like one of those, since I’m always inventing crazy new things and I’m in charge of building and upgrading all of your weapons. Plus,” one of her robotic snake heads came out of her back, “can you really consider this ‘science?’”
“Ah, I see,” Marisa said. “Goin’ for that ‘mad scientist’ vibe, eh? Honestly, I think it suits you.”
“So what you’re suggesting is…”
Nitori recalled her Persona and came back down to the ground. “You should all call me ‘Herr Doktor,’ or just ‘Doktor’ for short.”
I smiled. “If that’s what you would like to be called, then ‘Herr Doktor’ it is.”
“Thank you!” she smiled. She then pulled out a PDA, which spawned a satellite dish and a holographic map display. “Now, as for a map, I’ve got one right here in the palm of my hands. In just a few strokes, I can zero in on anywhere in the tower that I can see. Lesse…”
The hologram was divided into several segments, each representing a floor. When Nitori tapped it with two fingers, each floor above the bottom one was highlighted red.
“Hmhm… I see!”
“What is it?” Marisa asked.
“Seems as though the floors above here are the ‘Prajna’ block. In other words, you all have already visited it.”
“But we haven’t yet seen all of it,” I thought. “There were more floors above where we stopped for that day.” I turned to her and asked, “can you tell where Mitori’s shadow might be?”
“I can try.” She summoned her Persona again, which spawned another radar dish which spun around and fed information to her PDA. After a few moments, she said, “seems like she’s higher up. Like, as high up as I can see with my gear.”
“So we just gotta go up,” Marisa said.
“Seems like it.” Fixing my tie and spinning my knife into a reverse grip, I told the group, “we’re better equipped now than last time. We have better medicine, better weapons, and a navigator who can show us the way through the dark and the haze. Even so, we must be careful. The Reaper will stalk us if it gets the chance, and the floors above teem with shadows. Knowing that, are you all ready to ascend the tower with me?”
“Just waitin’ for the signal, bubba,” Marisa said. The rest all silently nodded.
“Good. Let’s head up.”
We made our way up to the safe room a few floors up where we had stopped last time. Nitori informed us that Mitori’s shadow was still further up, so we gathered our resolve and ascended the staircase. The upper floors of the Prajna block were much like the ones further down: mazes of stone walls, all filled with shadows wandering through them aimlessly, scraps of material and metallic bits on the floor, and treasure chests full of gold, gear and weapons including upgrades to Reimu and Youmu’s melee weapons and a new gun for Marisa resembling a Colt.
At one point, we came across another chest. This one had a lock, not that it mattered since Marisa’s crowbar could knock them off anyway. Between us and the chest, however, was a curious object on the floor. It looked like a bouquet of flowers floating in a yellow bubble. Marisa went up to it and inspected it.
“The hell is this thing?” she asked. “What are flowers doin’ here in Ethos?”
I walked up to the flowers to get a closer look. That’s when I realized I had seen these before.
“Ah, yes, these sometimes appeared in Mementos as well. When I was with the Thieves, they collected these flowers and gave them to a strange boy who also explored Mementos in his car. He supposedly explained to them that these flowers are formed from human emotions, and made drinks from to help his understanding of humans better.”
“What a strange boy…” Reimu thought.
Marisa bagged the flowers. “Well, whatever. Treasure’s treasure, and if we collect these maybe somethin’ good will happen.”
“Agreed,” I said. “We must leave no stone unturned.” I looked over my shoulder. “Let’s keep moving. We don’t want to be cornered by the Reaper in a place like this.”
“Understood.” Youmu stood guard while Marisa fiddled with the chest, which yielded some armor. Armor, once equipped, fused with your clothes, essentially imbuing them with their properties, allowing us to move around freely and still enjoy the armor’s benefits. A very useful trait when you’re constantly on the move.
A couple floors later, we found the stairs up to the next floor were on the other side of a crevice with spikes on the bottom, which was too wide for us to jump.
“Damn it,” Marisa grunted. “Ain’t there some other way around this?”
I looked around, and saw a ceiling torch which could rather conveniently serve as a hook. Stepping back, I held out my hand, shooting the grappling hook up at the torch, tugged on it to make sure it was secure, then jumped and swung over the pit, retracted the line in midair, and stylishly flipped onto the opposite side.
“WHOA!” Marisa exclaimed. “How’d ‘ya do that???”
“With these!” Nitori revealed her other grappling hooks. “Pits, high ledges, we can zip right by them with these grappling hooks!” She handed them out to the other three, before demonstrating her own grappling hook to join me on the other side. Marisa eagerly followed us over, with Youmu right behind her.
“This is sooo cool, Nitori! Almost makes up for the fact we can’t fly!”
“This is… quite the rush…” Youmu mused.
“Ya comin’ over or what, Seraph??” Marisa asked Reimu.
Reimu didn’t say anything. Instead, she fired off her hook, leaped into the air, then released her hook before spreading her wings and gliding over to us, touching down with one hand on the ground. The rest of us just stared at her while she got up and inspected them.
“I’m… still getting used to the feeling of having these,” she said. She raised her angel wing. “Controlling two extra limbs isn’t easy.” She raised her bat wing. “And they don’t catch wind in quite the same way…”
“Ah, chin up!” Marisa grinned. “I’m sure you’ll figure out how to fly with those things in no time! Then you’ll be zippin’ to places we can’t!”
“And isn’t flight you power in the real world as well?” Youmu asked. “I see no reason why you can’t learn to do it here, as long as you have those.”
“Er… yeah, but-”
“We really must keep moving,” I urged. “We can’t rest until we reach a safe floor.” I led them up the staircase, and as I did so I swore I could hear a distant metallic rattle somewhere behind us.
As it happened, the next floor up was the highest up floor which Nitori could detect. As we emerged from the stairs, we could tell it was different from the others: it was wide open, and a blue wall stood at the other side in between bronze pillars and statues of Buddha.
And standing in front of it was a pink-haired girl with a red dress and hat, with a lock on her chest mirroring the key on Nitori’s, and holding a “road closed” sign. Her yellow eyes and the darkness around her feet gave her away as a shadow.
“That’s it!” Nitori exclaimed. “That’s her!”
“What’s with the sign?” Marisa asked.
“It has to do with her power,” Nitori explained. “She can prohibit anything. Stop your movement, disable attacks, block off caves and roads.”
“Is that so?” Youmu wondered. “I wonder if that will make her a difficult opponent.”
“Hopefully not,” I said. “We’ve already seen that a person’s real-world powers do not necessarily translate to what their shadow is capable of. Still, we should keep our guards up and be ready for anything.”
“Absolutely,” Reimu affirmed.
We stepped forward, Shadow Mitori seemingly not reacting to our presence, until we were close and she finally spoke.
“Halt!” she shouted. “I won’t let intruders pass, especially not you, Nitori!”
Nitori stamped her foot. “I’ve come to put an end to your abuse!”
“And yet you don’t come alone,” Shadow Mitori chided. “It’s just like always with you: hiding behind others’ power because you’re too spineless to get anything done yourself. Me? I can take on anyone, even you, miss shrine maiden, and the sages, and win!”
Nitori wasn’t intimidated. “I’d like to see you try,” she dared. “I’ve never seen you push around anyone outside of the Ravine. And if it weren’t for me, all of my friends here would have died!”
Shadow Mitori scoffed. “Kappa are not people who rely on friends. We are a race which prizes the strength of the individual. He or she who rises to the top has the right to subjugate those weaker than them, and create their own laws which all others must follow.” She twirled her sign around and pointed it at us. “You river kappa still don’t seem to get it. Therefore, I will show you your place, show you why the yamawaro are superior!” Her body then quivered, before quickly dissolving into darkness and reforming into a red starfish with one blue eye - Decarabia.
Marisa sneered. “You think you can scare us? I’ve chewed through goddesses tougher than you.”
I took a fighting stance. “Let’s get in formation. Scan her, Doktor.”
“Got it! Navigation power on!” She summoned her Persona, floating in the air behind us, while the rest of us drew our weapons and got ready to fight.
“Don’t you know? I can block anyone and anything! Watch this!” Shadow Mitori then created a yellow shield in front of herself - Tetrakarn - followed immediately by a blue one - Makarakarn. “Go ahead. Just try to lay a finger on me!”
I grunted. “Damn it, she’s packing deflector shields.”
“Come again?” Reimu asked.
“That yellow shield repels physical attacks, including our guns, and the blue one repels magic. If we attack her with anything, it will simply bounce right back and hurt the user, but it also breaks the shield.”
“Izzat so?” Marisa said. “Well, if that’s the case, guess I’ll have to break into my bag of tricks!” She reached into her bag and got out a glass bottle with a cross on it. “Holy water. A must for any demon hunter.”
“What good will that do us?” Reimu asked.
“Catch!” Marisa tossed the bottle over to Reimu. “Throw that thing at her!”
“Um… alright,” Reimu said. She threw the bottle at Shadow Mitori like a grenade, where it hit the ground and released white lights - Kouha. Of course it activated the Makarakarn, causing the lights to rocket back at Reimu before dissipating harmlessly.
“Impressive,” I complimented. “Crafting infiltration tools, and exploiting Reimu’s Bless immunity to break the shield without anyone getting hurt.”
“They’re meant for deterrin’ demons during my ingredient hunts in Makai, but I found durin’ tests they released those light balls in the Metaverse and figured I could put them to good use. I have a few other things like ‘em too, just in case.”
“In any case, it looks like we now have somewhat of an opening. Let loose with magic!” We attacked Mitori using various magic attacks while she retaliated with Eiha. We managed to establish that she resisted Nuke and Curse and reflected Fire even without the Makarakarn, and she wasn’t weak to anything we had.
“Damn,” Reimu grunted. “She’s surprisingly tough!”
Shadow Mitori cackled. “You fools! You think I earned my status by being weak? I cut my way to the top with my strength and skill! I can prohibit anyone from doing anything and there’s nothing they can do about it!”
Nitori chuckled. “Nothing, eh?” She hit a button on her PDA, which caused a complete profile of the foe to project from it. “Scan complete! Get a load of this!”
Marisa couldn’t believe what she saw. “She’s weak to physical attacks??? Hell, this’ll be easy!”
“But she still has Tetrakarn up,” I noted. “Any physical blow will just be countered.”
“How do we diffuse it?” Reimu asked.
“There are spells that break the shields, but none of us have either of them…”
Marusa rubbed her chin, smirked and glared from under her brim. “Any physical attack?” She looked over to Youmu. “Fury! Get into attack position! Move on my word!”
Youmu drew her blade. “Understood.”
“Good.” Marisa then produced her bag gun, ejected a chipped copper vase, then threw it at Shadow Mitori. The attack triggered the physical barrier, causing it to shoot back at Marisa who caught it with the bag gun. The second the barrier was struck, Marisa gave Youmu a signal to charge Shadow Mitori. Youmu then summoned her Persona and let loose with a rapid flurry of slashes, which served to soften Shadow Mitori up for one finishing Giant Slice right to the eye, which knocked the starfish down to the ground, enabling us to surround it.
As we drew our weapons (with Nitori getting in on the fun as well, drawing an over-the-top retro-futuristic laser rifle), Shadow Mitori lay on the ground, protesting “preposterous! How can you lowlifes defeat me, she who prohibits everything?!”
“Prohibiting everything won’t stop those who don’t care about the rules,” I quipped. I looked over to Nitori. “What do you want to do?”
Nitori grinned. “I think it’s time… to let ‘er rip!!!” At that cue, we jumped into and tore the starfish apart, until it lay defeated on the floor, bleeding money we mugged from it, and transformed back into Shadow Mitori’s battered, bruised self.
We stood back, and watched as Shadow Mitori slowly got back onto her feet and shakily steadied herself.
“Geh! You damn thieves always think violence is the answer to everything!”
“You didn’t exactly want to peacefully negotiate either, here or in the real world,” I said.
“What choice did I have??” she pleaded. “If you don’t control anyone, somebody else will just come and control you! Like those damn Tengu on the mountain! Or that priestess in the temple! Seriously, tried goin’ there a few times, but you know, that lady only preaches the path to Nirvana or something, when really she sees herself as some kind of saint and god who treats her followers like livestock!”
Our eyes widened at this revelation. “Is that… so?” Reimu said.
“It is so!” Shadow Mitori pleaded. “You of all people should know that, you kicked her ass a few years back!”
“Well… yeah, but, since then Byakuren hasn’t come off as anything except a kind, if somewhat misguided woman…”
“See?! You do recognize it!! She ain’t just ‘misguided,’ she’s a complete phony, and she and the Tengu tried to control me! That’s why I tried to exert myself over others, I didn’t want to be controlled too!”
Nitori shook her head. “But… that doesn’t make you any better than them. It makes you exactly like them too.”
“I… I understand that.” Shadow Mitori chuckled. “Guess I’m an awful big sister, aren’t I?”
“It couldn’t be helped,” Nitori said. “The way we kappa are, the way our ‘society’ works, it makes us all antisocial bigots and boors. I used to be exactly the same way. But I’ve resolved to end hate and distortion, with the help of my friends. Promise me you’ll help me too.”
Shadow Mitori nodded. “Okay… I will… sister…” Her body glowed, turned into a white light, then left behind a card on the ground.
Marisa walked up to the card and picked it up. “What’s this thing?”
“The bud of a treasure,” I explained. “If we had left it alone, it would likely have grown into a full-scale Fortress.” I examined the card Marisa held; it was a Tetraja skill card. “Do you mind if I take this? It might come in handy later.”
“Sure, go ahead.” She handed the card over to me, then turned to stare at the blue wall behind where Shadow Mitori had been standing. “Now then… somethin’s fishy about this wall…”
“Hmm.” Nitori deployed her radar dish, which caused her PDA to flash. “Now that you mention it, I can detect readings behind it. They’re faint, but there’s no mistaking them.”
“So… does that mean this is actually a door?” Youmu asked.
“Most likely,” I said. “Certainly we are nowhere near the top of the tower.”
Marisa kicked the wall, to no effect. “But if it’s a door, how do we get it to open? There a switch? A key? Do we just bust it down with brute force?”
Reimu sighed. “What is it with you and wanting to destroy things with big explosions?”
“Exactly,” I said, “plus if we did something like that it’d attract shadows to us. Let’s see…” I examined the door, and thought about the similar doors separating areas in Mementos. “This tower, Ethos, is a Fortress shared among those who live here in Gensokyo.”
“Yeah, what about it?” Marisa asked.
“Back in Tokyo, the Phantoms explained to me that, initially, they could not venture very far down into Mementos, but as they took down palaces and their notoriety grew they started leaving more of a mark on the collective unconscious, causing deeper and deeper parts of Mementos to open up.”
Youmu looked at the wall. “I see… are you suggesting we need to do something similar here?”
“Quite possibly,” I answered. “If we take on more small targets and bring down more Fortresses, it may allow us to access higher areas of Ethos, perhaps eventually leading us to the top.”
“The top, huh?” Marisa looked up at the ceiling. “Wonder what’s gonna be up there waitin’ for us? Treasure? A gate to heaven? Better not be some big, eldritch monster that’ll eat us all alive. That’d be a really lame prize for all the work we put into haulin’ our asses all the way up there.”
“In any case, the incident Outside, at least for now, takes priority over Fortresses or getting to the top of Ethos.” She thought silently for a moment. “Still… this is all too big and strange to ignore. No incident is ‘ordinary,’ but this one is extremely strange, and the more I dive into it the stranger it gets.”
“You can say that again,” Marisa said.
I looked at the wall again. “Anyway, it looks as though this is as far as we’ll get for now. I’m sensing another gap in cognition on this floor. We can warp back down to the entrance hall, then come back here and resume our exploration from here. Or, we can stay a little longer and train, or find additional treasure, before we head back.
Marisa yawned and stretched. “Nah, let’s go back. I’m feelin’ pretty beat.”
Reimu yawned as well. “Now that you mention it… we stayed up pretty late last night playing games with the others, didn’t we? And we didn’t get much sleep because they kept making so much noise.”
I crossed my arms and yawned as well. Actually, I think all of us yawned. “Well then, if that’s the case, then we should return to the real world. If one person is exhausted, it would slow the rest of us down and make us vulnerable to ambushes.”
“Good idea,” Marisa affirmed.
We warped back down to the entrance hall and prepared to leave Ethos, with me making a quick detour into the Velvet Room to do a couple fusions. We were just about to exit, when we heard a noise outside.
“What’s that noise?” Reimu asked.
Nitori’s radar dish deployed. “I’m getting a strange reading approaching us from out there.”
I listened carefully. “It sounds like… a car.”
“A… car?” Marisa said.
We cleared the entrance, and moments later a blue, bathtub-shaped car with a pile of junk tied precariously onto the back zoomed in, drifted toward the wall beside us, and stopped. Its driver, a small boy with grey hair and a grey-and-white jacket, jumped out and pitched a starry tent next to it.
I instantly recognized who this boy was. The others, however, had no clue who he was or what he was doing here, that was certain.
“Phew,” he sighed. “It’s been pretty tough lately, especially with all those weird cables all over Mementos.”
I stepped up to him and bowed. “Long time, no see.”
He looked up at me, stared for a second, then jumped back in surprise. “Oh! Mister… er, Crow? What are you doing here? How did YOU get here???”
“I could ask the same,” I replied. “How did you get here from Mementos?”
“Oh, that’s, uh… that’s a secret!”
Soon, the others walked up as well. “‘Ya know this kid?” Marisa asked.
“As a matter of fact, I do,” I said. “He's the boy I was telling you all about earlier, the one who gathers flowers.”
Reimu crouched down to his level. “What’s a boy like you doing here in Ethos, though?”
“I live here.”
...huh?
“...eh?” Marisa grunted.
“I said I live here. My name’s Jose. I’m studying humans on behalf of my master. This is where I camp out when I’m not driving through and collecting things in Mementos.”
“I… see.” I bowed again. “Well, you already know me, but I’ll introduce myself again. I’m Crow.”
“Seraph.”
“Fury.”
“Herr Doktor!”
“And Starburst!”
“Together, we’re known as ‘The Day Breakers,’” I said. “We’re going around, destroying fortresses and attempting to solve the mystery of this tower.”
“Is that so?” Jose said. He looked up. “Then I guess you’re just like the Phantom Thieves!”
“Er… yes,” I said.
Jose approached the spiral staircase leading up. “You know, I said I live here, but I’ve never been up these stairs because I can’t drive my car up them. I never go anywhere without it. I just live here because my master gives me my instructions near here.”
“Who is your master?” I asked. “And what are your instructions?”
“Well… I’m not sure if they’re my ‘master,’ but they are someone who wants me to go out and study humans. I’ve never actually seen them or heard them. They just leave me written instructions on what to do and where to go, and lately that’s been Mementos.”
Reimu raised her hand. “Hold on,” she said. “You can go to Mementos?”
“Yup.”
“Can you take us there?”
“...sorry, I can’t do that,” he frowned. “It’s something only I can do.”
Reimu sighed. “I see.”
“Seraph’s just interested ‘cause we heard there’s something strange goin’ on in the Outside world,” Marisa explained. “Crow here thinks it involves that ‘Mementos’ place, and we’re tryin’ to see if we can get there to fix it, or find some other method if we can’t.”
“Outside… oh, right! You must all be from Gensokyo!” Jose said. He then looked at me. “But then… how did you get to Gensokyo?”
“Long story,” I replied, wanting to get this over with quickly.
“Oh, right, humans don’t like long stories,” he said.
“Well, sometimes we do, just not when we’re tryin’ to scoot,” Marisa said.
Jose looked at Reimu again. “But then… Mementos has been acting strangely lately. It was actually destroyed recently, right after the Phantoms took down the God of Control…”
“The God of Control?” I asked.
Jose slumped. “It’s another long story.”
“You can tell us another time.” Marisa grinned. “A ‘God of Control’ eh? Must’ve been one hell of a fight!”
“I’d like to know the context as well, with a name like that,” Reimu added. “But again, another time.”
“And you said Mementos was destroyed,” I asked.
“Right. But… recently, it came back, and it came back different from before. Before, the place was dirty with bad thoughts, bone tracks and garbage, but now it’s… lifeless and clean. Too clean. Not only that, but there’s all these strange tentacles covering the place. I went to the very deepest part, and found some kind of ‘control room’ showing different places in Mementos and one other strange place. If someone’s shadow appears on the screens, the tentacles take them off… somewhere. I don’t know what’s going on.” He hesitantly chuckled. “At least they’re not interested in me.”
I thought for a moment. It seemed I was dead-on about Mementos being tampered with… nay, it had been completely replaced. And now whoever or whatever had control over it was using it to effect changes to people’s cognition. This was much more severe than I had previously thought. They were, in effect, controlling people’s cognitions, perhaps even wholesale rewriting them. And if what Doremy indicated was correct, then they were doing this to somehow grant everyone happy lives, or at least create that illusion…
I sighed. “I guess I was right. Someone is tampering with people’s cognitions, enslaving them all with happiness, and creating a grave threat to the Hakurei Border as well. The threat to the Hakurei Border may not be intentional, but the former must absolutely be their objective.”
“Why do you say ‘enslaving’ though?” Marisa asked. “Putting aside the threat to Gensokyo, a world where everyone is happy, has everything they want, and never went through loss…” she thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “...but then, loss and hardship are what drive us to do what we do and improve ourselves, overcome that hardship. I mean, imagine a world where Seraph’s mom never died in that storm, and was still around. Seraph would still be the shrine maiden, but she’d still have her old girl to lean on whenever she felt scared or afraid. She wouldn’t be as hard and strong as she is now.”
“...mmh,” Reimu grunted.
“Or what about Fury? Don’t you have some kind of loss you went through?”
Youmu looked down. “Well… for a long time, I had a mentor, my grandfather, Youki Konpaku. He was the gardener serving Yuyuko-sama before me. I… don’t know much about my actual parents, other than that they were sickly and died at a young age, during a wave of 'airless sickness' which worsened their existing issues."
“‘Airless sickness?’” I asked.
“A blight that hits Gensokyo every few decades,” Reimu explained. “It’s called that because it leaves people unable to breathe. According to Eirin, it’s caused by some kind of ‘coronavirus’ that’s only found in Gensokyo, that mutates every once and a while and infects people again. She thinks it started as an oni disease before jumping to other species, including humans, but it doesn’t affect everyone it infects. Some say it only kills those who are cursed somehow.”
Youmu continued, “after that, grandpai took me as his apprentice. His training was tough, he barely talked, and when he did it was with a chiding, booming voice, and he could be stubborn and steadfast at times. Even so, he was fair and respectful, and the closest I had to a father figure growing up. Then one day he just up and disappeared; not even Yuyuko-sama knew where he went. Part of me wishes he would come back, roughness and all… but then, I continued to train and get stronger in his absence.”
Nitori shuffled her feet. “Part of ME wishes me and my fellow kappa got along better and could work on big projects without the risk of stuff blowing up in our faces or devolving into infighting. Instead I was forced to leave the ravine and make friends on my own, including Ma- I mean, Starburst.”
I nodded. Each of my teammates had things they wished were different, but at the same time accepted they had gotten stronger because of their hardship. Then there was myself: forced to make myself into a man without a family to guide me. Ending up here in Gensokyo, away from everything I knew and the convenience of modern life… but at the same time in a place where I could start fresh without fear of either being found out, or judged even if I was. Still, I did regret that I couldn’t have met Ren earlier in life… I sometimes imagined a world where having him around as a real friend could have kept me from going down the dark road which I did in reality.
I shook my head. All of that was beside the point. What mattered was, we had a threat to Gensokyo, and possibly humanity, on our hands, and we needed to find some way to stop it.
“Jose,” I asked, “if it isn’t much trouble, could you do us a favor?”
“Sure,” he said. “What is it?”
“You can report on Mementos for us, yes? If that’s the case, could you do that, possibly tell us of how the Phantoms are doing?”
“Um… sure,” he nodded.
“If you’d like, we can do something in return for you. Consider it a deal of sorts.”
Jose’s ears perked up. “Oh! Well, if you happen to find any flowers in the upper floors of this place, I can do that and sell you some stuff I find.”
Marisa’s eyes widened. “Flowers… that reminds me.” She pulled out her bag gun and shot out the flowers we found earlier. “You mean these?”
“Oh, yes! Thank you miss!” Jose happily scooped up the flowers and threw them into his car. “If you can keep finding flowers for me, that would be perfect!”
“Alright then,” Marisa replied, tipping her hat. “If it’s flowers you want, we will absolutely deliver. Just make sure you get us all the good stuff in exchange.”
“I will,” Jose smiled.
Reimu then went up to him and ruffled his hair with her hand. “You’re a cute little boy, aren’t you?” she said.
“Ahh…” Jose blushed.
“Do you like kids?” I asked her.
“I love kids!” she chirped. “They help brighten my day! Of course, I’m not sure if I’m ready to have my own, even if I eventually have too, hehe.”
Marisa stretched her arm. “C’mon, let’s blow,” she yawned again. “I’m gettin’ tired.”
“Alright,” I said. As we exited, I looked back at Jose. “I hope to see you again.”
“You too,” he said back. I rowed us back across the lake, we left the Metaverse, and all went our separate ways, agreeing to meet back at the Shrine soon to discuss our next steps, whether we should solely focus on the Outside incident, try and tackle Byakuren’s newly-discovered Fortress, or some combination of the two.
Notes:
Memes, Jack.
Chapter 21: Gentle Madman
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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My eyes fluttered open, and were immediately met with bright lights shining down from the ceiling…
...no, that can’t be right. When we left Ethos, I went straight back to the shrine and practically collapsed onto my futon. So where was I now that had lights on the ceiling?
“Nnngh.” I wrenched myself up off of the floor, when I saw what I was wearing: my Metaverse outfit. I also felt my wings twitching; I only had those in the Metaverse. Somehow, I ended up back there. But… how did I get here? I wasn’t even sure where “here” was.
I looked around and tried to get my bearings. I was in a big, black room on top of a large stage in the center. The floor around the stage was red and blue, and there was a balcony off to one side.
And beside me…
“Mmh.” Marisa rolled over, opened her eyes, and looked at me. She was also in her Metaverse outfit.
“...Reimu?”
“...Marisa?”
Marisa got up and looked around as well. “The hell is this place? How’d we get here? And why are we in our Metaverse outfits?”
“I’m not sure…” I shook my head. “This must be a dream. I’m imagining all of this, and you’re not the real Marisa.”
“Whaaaat? How can I not be me?” She shook her head as well. “If anything, I’m dreamin’, I’m imaginin’ all this, and you’re not the real Reimu.”
I stood up and drew my gohei. “Well, I guess it doesn’t matter who’s real and who isn’t. I don’t know how we got here, but we need to find a way out of here.” I headed down the stairs, looked back at Marisa, and said, “are you coming?”
“Ah, yes!” She jumped up onto her feet, and followed me off the stage as well. We made our way up a set of stairs leading up to the balcony, then along the balcony to a set of doors leading out of the room.
We emerged out into a glass tube, which was actually a bridge over a very bright area of some sort. About halfway across, we stopped and looked out.
“What the hell is this place?” Marisa asked. I was wondering the same: what we saw was a large, white atrium with metal and glass structures scattered throughout, including a large pillar which this bridge led to. There were also several people walking and standing around. And, unnervingly, they were all smiling.
“What are they all so happy about?” I asked. “C’mon, let’s get down there and take a look around.”
At the other end of the bridge inside the central pillar, we worked our way around a circular path up to another door which led outside into the main atrium. There, we wandered around and then down the stairs, looking up at the grandiose, spiraling metal and glass sculptures hanging from the ceiling, and around at the bright, wide-open space around us. It was completely unlike anywhere I had ever been to or seen in my life; not even the Lunar Capital was quite like this. Probably because it was covered in ice the last time I went, and even when it wasn’t the mood was rather dour; here everyone was smiling and happy.
Almost unnaturally happy, I felt.
“Man, I couldn’t believe it when they told me all I had to do was just throw my fears away, but I’m glad I did!” a man said.
“I don’t have a care in the world!” a woman proclaimed. “I’m so happy I feel like I’m walking on air!”
“I can’t wait to receive Dr. Maruki’s salvation!” another man proclaimed.
Marisa shuddered. “Geh. It’s creepin’ me out just how cheerful all these people are. Also… someone named ‘Dr. Maruki?’ Does he own this place or somethin’?”
“I have no idea,” I said. “Again, we should just focus on finding the exit.”
“Yeah, of course. Sooner we blow this creepy place the better.”
We went down another flight of stairs past some benches when we looked around. Above us were cameras and panels flipping through different numbers while people all around us stood around and waited. “Welcome,” said a female voice, “and thank you for coming, patients. You will be guided to one of our specialty care facilities according to your individual desires. We will assist each and every one of you. Rest assured, everyone can become happy. Should you have any questions about the facilities, feel free to bring them to our staff members nearby.”
Marisa furrowed her brows. “Patients? Care facilities? What is this, some kind of fancy doctor’s office???”
“And ‘individual desires’...” I thought about what Goro was saying, about how the person causing the anomaly Outside seemed to be bent on granting everyone happiness…
I shook my head. I must be overthinking things, I thought. “Nevermind that, let’s keep moving.”
We passed through a set of double doors, out into another room with people reading billboards off to the side, and others walking by us. It was almost as though we were invisible to them, because they didn’t seem to react at all to our mere presence, let alone our relatively stand-out costumes. But if this was a dream, I realized, then maybe I should have expected that, since in dreams reality can seem to twist and bend illogically seemingly all the time.
...but then again, this was an awfully lucid dream, and I never got lucid dreams, making me wonder if this was a dream at all. And not only that, the Marisa beside me claimed to be the real one, and that she was dreaming too. None of this made sense at all, and that was part of why I wanted to end it as quickly as possible by leaving this place.
Walking behind the billboards, we looked down at a strange, tubular glass door. We then watched something come up, the door open, and release some more people before closing and going back down.
“It’s an elevator,” I observed.
“Thank you, Captain Obvious,” Marisa snarked. I just rolled my eyes in response. “I wonder if that’s the entrance, or at least if it leads to it.”
“It has to be,” I reckoned. “Let’s go down there immediately.” We were just about to head down when we saw the elevator come up again. This time, it released two darkly-clad figures, one with a long coat, red gloves and frizzy hair, and another whose features I couldn’t make out. Both, however, gave off a vibe of being trouble. Quickly, we hid behind one of the billboards and waited for them to pass. We watched them run up the staircase, and towards the doors we had just come out through.
Then, one of them spoke up. “We must hurry,” he said… in a very familiar voice. “We don’t know what he has done with Sumire.” The two then went through the doors.
I looked at Marisa, who based on her expression was likely thinking the same thing I was.
“Was that… Goro?” she asked.
“It… certainly sounded like him,” I answered. “But… what’s he doing here? And what’s with that costume he was wearing? I’ve never seen him in it before…”
Marisa got up and tugged on my hand. “C’mon, let’s tail ‘em. We gotta see what they’re doin’.”
I shook my head. “No, absolutely not. We’re trying to leave, remember? Plus, this is a dream, that’s not the real Goro, and if we follow them we might end up lost, if not in a death trap.”
“Yeah, but…” she looked at the door. “Because this is a dream, if we die here we just get booted back out into the real world! And we don’t gotta worry ‘bout gettin’ lost, ‘cause we’ll have to wake up eventually!”
I sighed. “Yes, but-”
“If ‘yer gonna pussy out, be my guest. Me? I’m gonna go see what he’s gettin’ himself into!”
“Wait, Marisa!” I reached out, but she already took off toward the door. I groaned in frustration. That damn idiot, I thought. Well, guess I had to catch up with her now, to keep her from getting killed. I sprinted as fast as I could after her - catching Marisa was hard for me, since I couldn’t run as fast as she did, or fly as fast for that matter. That’s one reason why I relied on my homing amulets when dueling her - that, and they happened to counter most of her go-to attacks.
When I finally caught up, she was standing in the middle of the waiting room atrium, trying to find Goro and the other man but having no luck. “Damn, they got away,” she said.
“What have I told you about running off blindly in a hostile place?” I huffed. “We don’t know what all could be here, and that’s we have to-”
“Did you see those dashing gentlemen go through the door to the V.I.P. Auditorium?” one woman said.
“I know, right? They looked so ~dreamy~! I wish I could live with one of them happily and forever!”
“Bingo,” Marisa smirked as she tipped her hat, before taking off through the door.
“W-WAIT!” I shouted, tailing her. Past the door was another set of stairs leading to some kind of waiting area, filled with benches full of people and with sculptures and vases lining a hallway. I walked down the hall, paying close attention to my surroundings to avoid threats. I eventually found Marisa by an open treasure chest off to one side.
“Nyehehe, amateurs,” she snickered, tossing a black rock up and down. “Didn’t notice this chest over here out in plain sight. Now this thing - whatever it is - is mine for the taking!” She turned her head and saw me. “Am I right?”
I sighed. “At this point, I’d be more shocked to not see you hoard any treasure you happened to cross, even if it was so little as a scrap of vellum with something written on it in Latin and used as toilet paper by an oni.”
“‘Ey, everything’s a treasure that has value!” Marisa insisted. “‘Ya never know if somethin’ you find is worth a fortune to someone somewhere, or if it could help a witch like me discover the secret to immortality or-”
“HALT!”
We turned around and saw a shadow, dressed in a lab coat and with a strange spiral mask on its face, looking straight at us.
I sighed. “See, this is why I wanted to get out of this place! But it doesn’t matter now, we have to fight, all because you let your curiosity get the better of you.”
“‘Ya think I mind fightin’?!” Marisa bellowed, before running toward the shadow and jump-kicking it into the opposite wall, causing it to dissolve and reshape into three figures: two floating, blood-covered teddy bears with evil looks and skulls spilling out of their guts, and a red-robed purple-and-white striped demon holding a marionette puppet. Summoning our Personas, we got ready to rumble, with the people around us seemingly not noticing.
“Who do you think you are???” the demon asked while directing the teddy bears to attack.
“The red-and-white death of paradise,” I said coldly.
“And the ordinary witch!” Marisa grinned. She directed a Mafrei attack at them, which was very effective against the teddy bears, knocking them down and leaving them vulnerable; I took advantage by going straight at the leader with my gohei, whose mere touch burned its flesh and left it writhing on the floor in pain. Once they were all down, all that was left was to finish them off with our very own All-Out Attack.
After dusting ourselves off (and Marisa pocketing the money they dropped), I turned around and scowled. “That was reckless,” I said. “You should have known there were shadows here.”
“But they were chumps, right?” Marisa said.
“Perhaps, but there may be stronger ones elsewhere. As I keep saying, we should just head back and head out.”
Marisa didn’t say anything, but instead looked at, and then pointed toward, a large gold-plated sign saying the door it was next to led to the “V.I.P. Auditorium,” the room Goro and the other man were apparently heading for. “See?” Marisa said, “it’s right there. Goro’s just inside, we didn’t hafta go far at all.” She tipped her hat. “Don’t underestimate a witch’s senses.”
“More like a witch’s luck,” I frowned. “But since we’re already here, I might as well humor you.”
“Hehe, excellent,” she smiled.
We went over to the door and started to open it, before we started to hear voices on the other side.
“You hear that?” Marisa asked.
“I do,” I said. I put my ear against the door to make out what they were saying. It was quiet and mumbled, but…
“Anything?” Marisa asked.
I turned around. “Something about ‘true reality’ and ‘what his friends desire.’”
“True reality…” Marisa thought for a moment. “Think this might have somethin’ to do with the incident?”
“What do you mean?” I asked. “Isn’t this only a dream?”
“Yes, but, didn’t Goro say Doremy told him that dreams and the Metaverse are connected? So just because this is a dream doesn’t mean it ain’t related to what’s goin’ on.”
“That’s… you have a point,” I conceded.
“See? I’m always right!”
I was very tempted to tell her otherwise, but I also knew right now we had more important matters on our hands. So, very carefully, I opened the door and we snuck inside, hoping that whoever was in there wouldn’t notice us.
We managed to get into the room, a large, circular and deep auditorium. Down below us were Goro and the other man, and opposite them was a large throne where a girl in a red jacket sat, a man in a white tuxedo standing next to her and some people sitting behind them.
“Well, it’s time…” the tuxedo man said.
“Time for what?” Marisa whispered.
“Shh.” We found some seats near the entrance and hid behind them, peeking around them so we could see what was going on.
After a moment of silence, the tuxedo man spoke. “For the sake of Yoshizawa-san, and the rest of your friends… I ask you to give me your answer.”
After a moment’s pause, the other man said, “I can’t accept this reality.”
The tuxedo man stepped back in shock. “Huh?” A blue light, which flashed like a butterfly, shone between them.
“Negotiations seem to have broken down,” Goro said. What negotiations, I wondered?
“...I see. It seems we still haven’t reached an understanding.”
“No…” The girl woke up, and spoke with an anguished voice. She stood up. “You’re not serious, right? Please… I’m begging you, Ren-senpai. Please let me live as Kasumi!”
The other man, whose name was apparently Ren, shook his head. “Don’t hide from the truth.”
“But why? This pain is too much… Why can’t I just leave it behind me?! Kasumi is gone forever, and it’s all my- it’s all Sumire’s fault! I can’t live that kind of life!”
“What’s her deal?” I mumbled.
“I feel like we’re missin’ important context here,” Marisa responded.
We turned back to the stage, in time to see the girl… Sumire? Kasumi? Who the hell was she? Anyway, we saw her briefly flash into blue flames before acrobatically jumping in the air and in front of Goro and Ren, now dressed in a black leotard and coattail jacket with a sword on her hip. “Please… don’t try to stop me…” She drew her sword. “If you do, then I’ll-”
“They gonna fight?” Marisa asked.
“Probably.”
“How stubborn…” Goro said. “No matter what you say to her, I doubt she’ll understand. I don’t think we have a choice in the matter here.” He turned around. “I could take care of it for you right now… But you’d prefer her to leave here alive, right? Just hurry up and end this.” He then walked away, leaving the other two to duel.
Marisa winced. “Did he just suggest he could kill her? Didn’t think he was that ruthless!”
“This isn’t like how I usually see him act at all…”
“Please…” the girl said, “don’t make me do this…”
Ren looked down, then held his mask, seemingly calling forth a Persona which looked like a bizarre, dancing, floating demon with long frizzy black hair and claws. I could hear Marisa whisper “Rangda” under her breath. He then took a battling stance without drawing his own weapon. “Sumire…”
“I can’t stop this! I refuse to live as Kasumi’s killer!” She then called forth her own Persona, which took the form of a woman made entirely out of glass and with blonde hair. “Don’t do this to me!” Her Persona then used some kind of violent slashing attack, only for the blow to bounce right off of Ren in a manner similar to how Shadow Mitori reflected attacks and hit her instead, causing her to cry in pain and stagger back.
“Sumire!” Ren pleaded. “Please stop! I don’t want to hurt you! You’re only hurting yourself by doing this!”
“STOP IT! SHUT UP!” Sumire screamed. “Cendrillon!” Her Persona then cast a powerful light wave at Ren, but it too bounced off and struck her, knocking her back.
Again, Ren shouted, this time tearfully, “Please! Don’t run away from the truth! Don’t keep living this lie! Just accept that Kasumi isn’t around anymore and move on! If you don’t… that’s what she’d want you to do! It’ll only keep eating away at you if you ignore her wish!”
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT!” Sumire steadied herself, then focused in, causing a column of energy to surround her. It was easy to tell she was charging up some kind of huge attack.
Ren held out his hands. “Sumire… you don’t understand… I’m not doing this to take away your happiness… I want you to be happy, to heal, to be strong! Sumire… please know… I… I… lo-”
“NOOO!” Sumire shrieked as her Persona unleashed swords which circled and struck Ren, only to, once again, be reflected right back at Sumire and strike with a sickening * THWAB*, causing her to collapse to the ground. “Why…?”
We kept watching, as Sumire gasped for air. “Looks like you lost,” Goro said coldly.
“...why??” Sumire asked.
“You need to stop,” Ren proclaimed. “Your fight isn’t with us.”
“...Ren-senpai…” She paused. “...no. I can’t. I can’t go back to being Sumire… You saw it all for yourself, Ren-senpai. It’s my own fault that my sister’s… Why don’t you understand?! Please, I beg you…”
I shook my head. This girl… she couldn’t bear the weight of killing her sister. That, I totally understood. But… what was she trying to accomplish by wanting to live as her? Nobody can really live as another person, not even people like Mamizou or Nue. Sure, you could certainly mimic their appearance, but everyone has their own quirks and personalities which can never be truly replicated. This girl, Sumire, would only be killing two people by attempting to live as someone else: her sister, and herself. If she were before the yama right now, she’d be going to Hell, no question.
...but…
“Yoshizawa-san…” the man in the tuxedo said solemnly, before taking a determined stance and walking down the steps toward them. He held out his hands, proclaiming, “I can give you strength, so you don’t have to suffer.”
“Doctor…” Sumire murmured.
“Tell me… if you want your pain to end, and desire to live as Kasumi… I’LL ACTUALIZE IT!!!”
Suddenly, the space around him darkened and a number of tentacles emerged from the floor, grabbing onto Sumire and lifting her into the air while she panicked and struggled.
“Whoa, what the hell?!” Marisa exclaimed. “What are those??? Did he summon them?!”
“Geh…” I clenched my fist and stepped back, tensely looking on as the tentacles reacted with Sumire somehow, causing her to scream before her mask broke and she fell unconscious, and her Persona materialized, only now it was glowing red and visibly pissed off. “Goddamn it,” I sneered. That doctor, taking that girl against her will and draining her power to use as his attack dog.
At this point, he was no better than a youkai dragging a girl out of the village to kill and eat in the woods.
And I was under oath to execute such offenders.
“Did he-” Goro grunted angrily.
“Sadly she has lost sight of herself,” said the doctor. “She’s in pain… Now, be her guide… and together, escape from the nightmare!”
The Persona gripped her head in agony as the tentacles coiled around her. “No… I can’t… I don’t want to go back to my life in cinders, ever again!!!”
“What the hell…” Goro sneered. “This so-called ‘kindness’ of his disgusts me!” You can say that again, I thought. “Let’s do this quick.”
“I refuse to go back!” the Persona shouted. “I’m happy here… THIS is where I belong!”
“I’ll rescue you… the only way I know how!” the Doctor said, before snapping his fingers, summoning two yellow demons on either side of the Persona, all while Sumire’s unconscious body hung in the air.
“Tch, it’s gone totally berzerk,” Goro said. “We need to stop her Persona!”
Marisa turned to me and whispered, “should we jump in there and help ‘em?”
“Not yet,” I cautioned. “We don’t know what that thing can do, and frankly I’d rather not get my ass beat and die here, even if this is a dream.”
“Whatever you say,” Marisa said, rolling her eyes. We watched the ensuing fight, where the Persona demonstrated that it could drain the demons to restore its vitality, that the doctor could just summon more to replace them, and that they could power it up while it attacked with sword attacks and light waves, which Goro appeared to be weak to. The Persona he used was also a lot different then Bond, and unlike anything else he had. I kept wondering why he just used that one and didn’t switch to something else… didn’t he have an Archangel or something that blocked attacks like that? What’s more, the man next to him did apparently have other Personas, including one which looked like a red-coated demon with mechanical wings and a fedora, and another which resembled Minamoto no Yoshitsune...
“Dammit,” Goro grunted. “There’s no end to this! Just what the hell is this thing?!”
The Persona called out, “I refuse to return! I will never go back to being such pathetic, soot-coated garbage!”
“You can’t tell?” the doctor said. “It’s her refusal to accept the truth…”
“Gah! We can’t afford to waste time on this shit!” Goro shouted. Immediately after, the Persona began charging up an attack, aimed right at him. At this point, instinct took over, and both me and Marisa realized he wouldn’t survive the attack.
“PLOT TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!” Marisa bellowed as she jumped down and summoned Mima to intercept the blow, while I jumped and floated down and summoned my own Persona to block the other attack as well. But then, we heard another voice, a boy’s, call out, “I don’t think so!” We felt another presence beside us as the berzerk Persona unleashed its attack to absolutely zero effect. As the dust settled, we saw that he was some kind of blonde guy with a skull mask and a biker outfit, while Ren, Goro and the doctor were suitably confused at our combined presence.
“Dammit, Skull, I told you not to rush in by yourself like that!” said another voice, before a whole group of people rushed into the room, including some kind of black talking cartoon cat.
“At least it seemed to work out in our favor,” said another girl.
“You came…” Ren said.
“Our apologies for making you wait so long,” said the tall one with the fox mask and tail.
Then, one of the girls pointed at us. “Is that…”
“Akechi-kun and Dr. Maruki?! And… who are those two??”
I helped Goro off of the ground. “You would have been a goner had that attack hit you.”
He looked up at me through his red-visored mask. “...who the hell are you?”
“...huh? You don’t recognize me? It’s me, Reimu! And that’s Marisa! Seraph and Starburst!”
“What the hell are you talking about? I don’t know anyone with wings or who’s some kind of vampire hunter,” he snarled.
“...what?”
“I see,” Marisa observed. “This ain’t the real Goro, or at least the Goro we know.”
Everyone in the group jumped back in shock.
“Wait,” said the girl with the orange hair, “you two know Akechi-kun???”
I turned around and looked at the berserk Persona. “Look, it doesn’t matter right now. That thing is pissed off and raring to tear us to shreds.” I whipped out my gohei and spread my wings threateningly, while Marisa flipped out her knives and crossed her hands.
“I get that, but,” the cat looked up. “Yoshizawa’s trapped by… why’s her Persona doing this?! What in the world is going on here?!”
The blonde boy stomped. “Ugh. So much of this shit makes no effin’ sense, but we’ll cover it later. We’ve gotta stop her first, right Joker?”
“Alright. Let’s get in formation!” The cat looked over at Ren, a.k.a. “Joker.” Huh, guess they had codenames just like us… wait a minute. Could these be the “Phantom Thieves” Goro was always talking about?
“What should we do, Joker? Who should go first, what about those two girls?”
Joker looked over at the orange-haired girl. “Oracle, scan them really quick. I want to know their abilities.”
“On it!” “Oracle” said, before summoning her Persona, a black orb with creepy rainbow lines, and jumping up inside of it.
“You don’t hafta scan us,” Marisa boasted. “I’d be happy to give you a demonstration myself!” She then cast Mafari at the enemies, knocking the demons down. Joker then capitalized on this by switching to what seemed to be Bishamonten and blasting them with what looked like an even stronger version of Marisa’s attack.
“Dang!” Marsia said. “You guys ain’t no amateurs!”
“Scan complete,” Oracle announced. “Their Personas don’t seem to be all that powerful… but they’re also giving off insane readings I’ve never seen before.”
“I can easily tell,” the cat affirmed. “Their Personas might be green, but they’re far from rookie fighters!”
“I’ve personally kicked Princess Kaguya’s ass,” I said. “I bet you all can’t claim the same.”
“Er…”
“It doesn’t matter right now,” Joker said. “You two seem like you can hold your own, so just do your best. Everyone else: I want Queen, Skull and Noir up here with me, Mona in the back tossing heals and the rest of you on standby to replace anyone who can’t fight.”
“What about me?” Goro asked gruffly.
“It’s too risky for you to fight her right now,” Joker said. “You stay in the back and be ready to jump in.”
“Grr… fine. I defer to your judgement.”
“Alright, cool!” Marisa said. “Let’s rock!”
For the most part, the fight continued as before, with the demons powering up the Persona and sometimes tossing fire attacks, while the Persona itself threw out light waves and slash attacks. I realized I could body-block the light attacks for everyone else, so I did that, providing cover for them and allowing Goro to sneak in potshots. Marisa focused on knocking down the demons which the biker chick, Queen, finished off with her own attacks before nullifying the power-ups, and Noir seemed to be solely focused on blasting it with Psychic and gun attacks. Dr. Maruki, however, just kept summoning more demons which the Persona kept eating.
“Geh,” Marisa grunted, “they just keep comin’!”
“It’s that damn doctor,” I said. “Seems like he has an endless supply of them.”
Marisa tilted her hat. “Cover me. I’m gonna do something about this.” She then dashed somewhere so quickly I couldn’t follow her.
“Where’s she going?” Skull asked.
“She must have some kind of plan,” Queen commented. “Let’s keep attacking.”
“Yes, ma’am!”
About a minute of fighting later, we took down the demons again, but it was clear between our draining energy and the Persona’s continued aggression that we were at an impasse.
“Don’t you see?” Maruki said. “This is Yoshizawa-san’s refusal to be bound by pain…”
I stomped my foot. “BULLSHIT! Do you understand what you are even doing?!? Taking her and forcing her to become another person, just because she’s torn up over accidentally killing them?! Do you realize how many sins you’re committing and making her commit right now?!?”
“Sin is but a concept,” he said calmly. “If only you understood her pain and suffering, her side of the story-”
“I’m dead serious about the sins!” I shouted back. “The yama isn’t going to give a flying rat’s ass about your excuses. It’s not ‘just a concept’: they’ll send you to Hell, and oni are going to beat you up and grind you to a bloody paste over and over for God knows how long before the Ministry of Right and Wrong decides to throw your soul back into the cycle of Life and Death! If you don’t wish that, I humbly suggest you let her go and surrender right now.”
“The hell’s she goin’ on about?” Skull asked. “She some kinda religious fanatic?”
“Well, she does look like an angel,” Noir said. “Maybe she’s one of them?”
“But then, what about the bat wing?” Oracle asked.
“Maybe she’s only half-angel,” said the girl in the catsuit who’s name I didn’t know.
Dr. Maruki held out his arms again. “I’m sorry, but I fail to see the wrong in helping to guide Yoshizawa-san, and everyone else, away from their pain and suffering. I will actualize their wishes and give them the lives they want.”
...actualize their wishes, lives they want… wait… could that mean… he…
“ACTUALIZE THIS, ASSHOLE!” Marisa shouted, before slicing open the tentacles behind Maruki, tackling him and rolling over to the side where she pinned him to the floor.
“WHAT? You…”
“I got ‘im on the ground!” Marisa said. “Finish that thing off!” Maruki tried to wiggle free, but Marisa slammed his arms down. “Nuh-uh, don’t even think about tryin’ to escape! I can beat Kappa at sumo-wrestling, you think a normal-ass human like you can do any better?!”
Once Maruki was down and the Persona was alone, Joker wasted no time casting a dark, demonic wave to knock it down. Once it was on the ground, I walked up to it and pointed my gohei at it, with my Persona doing the same.
“Adios,” I said, before directing my Persona to fire a shot into its chest, sending shattering glass everywhere and leaving a gaping hole, causing it to hunch over and clench itself.
“Ahh… I can hear them… the bells of midnight are tolling… now, my dream... won’t be… the clock strikes midnight!”
Once the strange girl… what was her name… “Reimu?” Once she fired that last shot, Cendrillon dissolved into darkness, as did the tentacles holding up Sumire. She dropped to the ground, her Metaverse outfit reverting to her winter outfit, and she collapsed, before Reimu caught her.
“Yoshizawa-san!” Makato called out. I rushed over to them, and Reimu handed her over to me so I could carry her.
“She’s still breathing, and she has a pulse,” Reimu explained. “She should be okay.” She then turned her attention to Dr. Maruki. “Now then…” she said threateningly as she walked over. The other girl… “Marisa,” if I recall - she got up off of him, and stepped to the side.
Maruki started to get up, and looked at us. “You’ve all - I can’t believe you’ve thrown away your happiness just to come here and-”
“SILENCE!” Reimu shouted as she delivered a brutal kick to his chest, causing him to fall back down, double over and cough up blood, before stomping on his chest to pin him down.
“Whoa, what the hell?!” Ryuji exclaimed. “What’s her deal??? And… what’s doc doin’ inside a palace?!?”
“He’s ruling this palace, is what he’s doing,” Akechi explained. Everyone else jolted in shock.
“Wha-?”
“Not only that, he’s the one who’s generated this whole distorted reality.” Akechi scoffed. “Not that it matters now, if that girl plans on having her way.”
Reimu suddenly glared at us. “He’s causing this distorted reality…” She turned back around, looking down at Maruki. “Well then. Well then… that changes the context of his crimes entirely.”
Maruki coughed. “W-who are-”
“I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU WHEN YOU CAN TALK!” she screamed, stomping him again.
All of us trembled where we stood. “I sooo don’t want to piss her off,” Ann said. Makoto gulped and nodded, and we all knew when even she was off-put, then whoever was doing it was not to be fucked with.
“You… not only did you assault and molest this girl, use her power as your own personal attack dog and force your will upon her… but you have also committed the crime of threatening the Great Hakurei Barrier. That I cannot forgive.”
...huh? What was she talking about?’
“Hakur-what now?” Ann asked.
“I’m so confused…” Morgana said.
“How does she know about the distortion?” Akechi wondered. “And… how does she supposedly know me?”
Reimu shook her head. “You leave me no other choice.” She drew her gun.
“...no!!” Makoto exclaimed.
Reimu stuck the muzzle right into Maruki’s mouth, then spread her wings. “Sorry…” She put her finger on the trigger. “Business is business.”
Then, suddenly, Marisa tackled her, knocking her away and making her drop her gun.
“THE HELL ARE ‘YA DOIN’?!?” she screamed. “YA’ CAN’T JUST CROAK THIS GUY BECAUSE OF SOMETHIN’ HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LOOKIN’ OUT FOR HUMANS?!? SURE, WHAT HE DID TO THAT GIRL WAS SHITTY, BUT-”
“Marisa…” Reimu said coldly. “You… This is my duty, as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden. If one breaks the rules, I must be the judge, jury and executioner, without doubt, without remorse.” She grabbed Marisa by the sides. “You might think incident resolving is just a game to collect treasure, have tea and look badass, but I see it differently. When I say I exterminate troublemakers, I fucking mean it, bitch!”
Marisa’s pupils shrunk, and she slugged Reimu in the face, causing her to stagger back. “The fuck you just call me?!?” She rolled up her sleeves. “You say you live by those rules, and threaten to exterminate anyone who doesn’t comply with them or the spell card system. But you can hide behind your fancy divine power, leavin’ people like us to fend for ourselves! Lemme tell ‘ya something: one of these days, somethin’ big and nasty will kill you, because might makes right in this world. The strong kill the weak, that’s how it works! That’s what I realized long ago. That’s why I train to be a magician, and climb my way up to the top of the shit pile!” She looked over at Maruki. “But… I won’t kill unnecessarily. You, on the other hand, use your rules as an excuse to commit murder!”
Reimu snarled, “I’m ‘murdering’ the guy who’s threatening the Barrier!”
“You don’t know that for sure!”
“Oh yeah?” She drew her gohei and pointed it at Marisa. “Then come at me!”
“Alright, you asked for it!” Marisa activated her knife-gloves and the two lunged at each other, before they suddenly both started glowing along with Reimu’s gun. In an instant, there was a bright flash, causing us all to look away, and when we turned back, they were gone.
…
“...what the hell was that all about?” Ryuji asked.
“More importantly,” Yusuke said, pointing at Maruki.
Maruki looked up at all of us, his arms wobbling as he struggled to steady himself. “*cough*... Feb*cough*... February 3rd… come back here by then… then I’ll hear your *cough*... decision…” He too then disappeared into a flash of light.
We all looked at each other, still utterly bewildered as to what just happened. In particular, just who were those two girls, how did they come here, and why were they here?
“We need to get out of here immediately,” Akechi said. “Yoshizawa-san needs to recover, and we have much to discuss.”
“You can say that again,” Morgana said. Ryuji helped me carry Sumire out of the room and toward the nearest safe room so that we could leave as soon as possible, before heading straight back to LeBlanc to debrief.
As we made our way out, one thought kept bothering me: how did those two girls know Akechi? Was it possible… was it possible, wherever they came from… could he be there? And if so, how could I get there?
Notes:
Alright, here's the actual update, and I do certify it is 100% smut-free. While planning for this, I felt I needed to touch upon the main story somehow, so I felt this was the best way to do it.
Also, my copy of Persona 5 Strikers is arriving soon, so don't expect updates for a while as I play through it. I'll eventually need to know that story in-and-out to finish this one. This also means the story will have Strikers spoilers, but since that point in the story is likely at least two years out, I don't think it will matter by then.
Chapter 22: Wicked Plan
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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1/10
“Aaaaand… there!” I stood back and admired the high pile of snow I shoveled away from the front door to the shop. It stood nearly two meters high by now, and had frozen and solidified into a semi-solid hunk of ice. It amazed me just how much snow Gensokyo received, which rivalled or even exceeded the famously snowy Sapporo, which was known for its snow sculpture festivals; it made me wonder if these people did something similar.
“We got quite a bit last night, didn’t we?” said Masato, coming out of the shop.
“Indeed,” I replied. “I can’t say I’ve ever seen this much snow in my life.”
“Well, we are in the mountains,” Masato said, “and on the windward side, too. Amazes me how weather Outside affects us here in Gensokyo, too.”
I looked at him. “Outside, the city of Sapporo holds a snow sculpture festival every year. Looking at all this snow, I wonder if you all do something like that here as well.”
“Well, we don’t do anything formal, but some villagers make things like snow forts, snow and ice sculptures and whatnot; mostly, we use the snow and ice to help keep meat through the winter.” He looked out toward the western fields. “There’s an ice fairy by the name of Cirno who likes making sculptures. She’s a complete idiot for the most part, but absolutely crackerjack at art, especially making things out of snow and ice. She lives by the Misty Lake, and if you go out near where she lives I guarantee you’ll find plenty of her creations.”
“I think I would,” I smiled.
Masato went back into the shop, before coming out moments later with a set of skis and ski poles. “Snow’s hard to walk around in, so most everyone in the Village gets around on skis and snowshoes during the winter.” He handed everything over to me. “Here, you can have these. They’re an extra set I’ve had for a long time. You look like you fit them, so I want you to have them.”
“Are you sure?” I asked, taking the set from him.
“They’re collecting dust otherwise,” he said, “plus I’m too old to really go anywhere far from the shop during the winter, so I just have everything delivered. Besides, you’re living here too, so I don’t see why you can’t use anything of mine I don’t happen to use.”
I bowed. “Oh, well… thanks.”
After finishing up some final chores and helping a lady in and out of the store, I threw on my jacket and some heavy pants, strapped on the skis, and headed out into the white, wintery snowscape. Just outside the Village were farms and homesteads, where I imagined much of the town’s food was grown. All the fields were covered in thick snow, the seeds beneath surely waiting to sprout in the coming spring. Strung in between those was the river; I followed alongside its bank to reach the shores of the Misty Lake.
Despite the winter cold, the river managed not to freeze over, while on the lake itself ice existed only in sheets along the shoreline. The lake got its name from the misty haze which formed over it during the daytime, and today, a white, eerie fog obscured its shimmering waters. It was a surreal scene, one which could send chills up anyone’s spine, but I was Goro Akechi; I had experienced so many horrifying things both in real life and in the Metaverse that not much unnerved me anymore, not even this Silent Hill landscape, or the eyes of youkai watching me from the bushes.
Eventually, I came across a rather macabre scene: a giant, tentacled snow monster with a gigantic mouth grabbing and eating a snowman while others frantically ran away from it. Also present were intricate ice and snow sculptures depicting dragons, monsters, warriors and other mythical beings. And in the middle of it all, a small girl in a blue and white dress, with blue hair and a giant blue bow, with six ice crystals floating like wings behind her back, was busy rolling a snowball bigger than she was. Watching her from the side was a woman with blue-lavender hair and a similarly blue and white gown.
“Come… on…” she grunted as she pushed the mammoth snowball, which grew as it picked up more snow and left a trail of bare grass behind it.
“Cirno-chan,” said the woman, “I understand your determination, but don’t you think a life-size snow gashadokuro is a bit much, even for you?”
“Of course not!” Cirno pouted. “Don’t you see my honor is at stake here? I can’t call myself a real ice fairy until I make a grand gashadokuro statue!” She swept her arm out toward all the sculptures around us. “Can’t you see? My menagerie is the pride of the Misty Lake! I must crown it with-”
Her eyes met mine.
“See, Letty-sama? A visitor has come to pay his respects for my talent!”
I eyed the various sculptures and statues. “They’re very well-made, I’ll give you that.” I looked toward the other woman and bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. A pleasure to meet you.”
“Goro Akechi?” she asked. “Can’t say I’ve met you before… ah, I must be getting forgetful,” she shrugged. “My name is Letty White, and this here is-”
“My name is Cirno!” Cirno bellowed. “I’m the strongest fairy in Gensokyo!”
“Is that so?” I asked. “Can you prove it?”
“What do I need to prove?” she asked. “Don’t these magnificent creations of mine speak for themselves?!?”
I smirked and rubbed my chin. “What if I didn’t believe you? What if she created all of them and you’re claiming all the credit?”
Letty hung her head low. “I’ll admit, I might be a yuki-onna, but my artistic ability is nowhere near the level of Cirno-chan’s, nor is my imagination and creativity as vast.”
Cirno glared and grinned while pointing at me. “You see??? You see??? You are a fool for doubting the talents of yours truly!! There is no challenge which I cannot overcome! That is the power of Gensokyo’s strongest fairy!”
It was clear to me now, judging by her haughty demeanor, that she had an impossibly inflated ego and was likely a moron as well. Normally, I’d simply call her out, break her down, burst her bubble. But, I also realized I hadn’t actually seen her in action yet, and she might very well be able to rend me limb from limb if she wanted too. I also felt a little playful in the moment, so I decided to tease and exploit her a little.
“Well, if that’s the case, then there’s one type of snow sculpture which I’m absolutely sure you cannot make!”
“Is that a challenge?!” she growled. “I’m telling you, there is no challenge I cannot overcome! I will prove you wrong!”
I crossed my arms. “Well then. If that’s the case, then the sculpture I’m thinking of is…”
Twenty minutes later, Cirno had erected a ten-meter tall Jack Frost on the shore of the Misty Lake. Most of that time was spent trying to describe what a Jack Frost looked like to Cirno, correcting her as needed; once she had a good idea what a Jack Frost was, the actual sculpture went up in seconds.
Once it was fully up, Cirno turned around and smugly puffed out her chest. “Aha! Fool! You dared to underestimate the talents of ME, and have now been humbled like the mere peasant you are!”
“Oh, I’m so humbled and defeated,” I said, feigning sincere defeat. “I just thought that such a sculpture would be impossible to make, hee-ho!”
“Hee-ho?” she asked.
“That’s what Jack Frost says, hee-ho!”
Cirno thought for a second, then chirped “hee-ho!”
“Hee-ho!” parroted Letty.
“Hee-ho!” Suddenly, several other voices came out of the trees; they were all fairies. All of them circled the towering Jack Frost, and soon the air was full of disorganized choruses of “hee-ho!”
“Uh-oh,” said Letty, “I think that’s all those fairies are going to be saying for a while.”
I sighed. “It would seem so. They already look like they’re worshipping it.”
1/11
Early in the morning, Reimu came by to bless the shop, as she did last time. Once she finished, however, she asked if she could meet with me privately. This struck me as odd, so I realized it had to be important.
Both of us realized going up to my room would just prompt awkward remarks from Masato, so instead we went across the street to Suzunaan and found a quiet reading room in the back for us to chat. The only other people there were an older man behind the counter (Kozusu’s father, Reimu told me) as well as a woman with very dark brown, bordering on black, hair and dark red eyes similar to my own, reading what based on the cover seemed to be a revenge tragedy. She looked up at us briefly before going back to her book. The store also sold coffee; I bought two cups for me and Reimu before we went to the back and sat down.
“Thanks for hearing me out,” she said to me. “You’re… you’re the only person I feel like I can share this with, at least right now.”
“No problem,” I said. “Although this is rather strange.”
“Yeah…” Reimu was silent for a moment. “A couple nights ago, I… I had a dream. A really strange dream. All day yesterday, I couldn’t think about anything except it.”
“What kind of dream was it?” I asked.
“It was… very vivid,” she told me. “I was in this… lab-like place, with glass and whiteness all over the place, and Marisa was there with me. It was in the Metaverse, since we were in our Metaverse outfits and had our Personas but not our regular powers. There were shadows, of course, but the strangest part was that you were there, but in a different, dark outfit, and you were with a guy in a black long coat and frizzy hair.”
I stood up, my eyes widened. “Is… that so?”
“Yeah, I don’t know why you were like that, it was really weird. We followed you two, and ended up in an auditorium where this scientist - I think his name was Dr. Maruki - was controlling a girl named Kasumi or Sumire, and he went on about granting everyone their wishes, or somesuch. He ripped out her Persona and made it attack us, but then some other people, the ‘Phantom Thieves,’ like who you told us about, came in and helped us take it down. After that, I pinned Maruki to the ground and tried to kill him because I thought he was threatening the Barrier, but Marisa stopped me and we got into an argument about our morals.”
Phantom Thieves… Yoshizawa-san… Dr. Maruki, controlling Personas, controlling a Palace… all this appeared far too real to be a mere dream, and I of course said nothing about Dr. Maruki or the names of any of the Phantom Thieves to her or anyone else. Why would Reimu have a dream in which they appeared at all, much less one which was so vivid? There had to be an explanation, maybe Doremy knew. I should ask her the next time I see her, I thought.
“That’s where the dream ended,” said Reimu, after a moment’s pause. “When I woke up, it was still dark out. I couldn’t fall back asleep after that, so I spent the rest of the night making more blessing amulets.”
“I see,” I nodded. “...what was the ‘me’ in your dream like?”
“You? Well… you were dressed in this dark outfit covered in purple stripes and had a creepy-looking black mask covering your face. Your Persona was also different: it was this black-and-white thing with a sword; I think I heard you call it ‘Loki.’ You acted differently as well. You were a lot colder and condescending. When we tried asking why you were there, you said you didn’t recognize us.”
I tried very hard to hide the feeling of dread bubbling up inside me. Reimu knew now what my Black Mask identity was, even though she knew nothing about the context. What I wondered was, how did she know what it looked like? I had never told her any details about that part of my life. This only reinforced my concerns that something had messed with Reimu’s dreams, perhaps with the intent of ruining me. It also troubled me about how she described Dr. Maruki, whom I had never mentioned, and how he was apparently running a Palace, nor did I say anything about Yoshizawa-san, much less my suspicion that her cognition had been tampered with to make her think she was her dead sister. Again, questions for Doremy and Yuyuko the next time I met them.
“Interesting,” I nodded. I wanted to move the conversation along quickly, so the next thing I asked was, “you also mentioned you and Marisa fought over your morals. What do you mean by that?”
Reimu sighed. “Well… that part didn’t really seem out of place for me.”
“Oh?”
“Me and Marisa have a lot in common, we’re close friends, and we care about one another, but there’s one subject me and her have never been able to reconcile on, and that’s how we view our incident resolving and Gensokyo as a whole. I’m the Hakurei Shrine Maiden, and therefore I’m the one chiefly responsible for upholding Gensokyo’s laws, both natural and societal. I uphold these laws, like my ancestors before me, because they are integral to maintaining Gensokyo’s balance, between nature and civilization, human and youkai, light and dark, and I will do anything to enforce them and keep things fair for everyone, even if it means having to kill. We created the Spell Card Rules so that people could resolve disputes without having to worry about power disparities between them. I’d say it’s very effective, because Gensokyo has become a brighter, more peaceful place under my mother and me.”
I nodded, taking Reimu’s views in. “That sounds like a lot of work.”
“It is,” Reimu admitted. “The Shrine Maiden doesn’t get many days off, which also means I don’t socialize with the villagers much, and they tend to view me with suspicion as a result. Most of my friends are youkai and the like, since they seem to be drawn to me, for whatever reason. It’s something Marisa doesn’t truly appreciate.”
“How so?”
“Marisa is naturally very social and outgoing, and can make friends just like that. She strives very much to become a magician, although she never likes to show just how hard she works. She’s also very boastful about her power and skill, which almost rivals mine, but at the same time she only seeks out those who are stronger than her to fight in order to improve her skills.”
I smiled. “It seems she’s very dedicated to bettering herself, and helping you keep Gensokyo’s peace.”
Reimu looked down. “That’s… her reasons for solving incidents are different from mine, though.”
“Hm?”
“For starters, she’s a kleptomaniac and hoarder, always on the lookout for more treasure to add to her collection, or to sell off for cash. She’s also under the impression that Gensokyo is a dog-eat-dog place with no real laws, where the strongest come out on top and impose their rules on the weak, a system, she says, screws over ordinary humans like her, and that’s why she fights, in order to climb up that ladder and escape being oppressed.” She slumped over. “Gensokyo was once like that, back when the youkai were at the height of their power, but because of the work of my family that hasn’t been the case for centuries, especially after we introduced the Spell Card Rules. We maintain a careful balance; if either side becomes too powerful, Gensokyo itself would cease to exist, and because Gensokyo is a last, best place for all things supernatural, that would cause their mass extinction worldwide.”
“I see… however,” I said, “might most humans agree that would be a good thing?”
Reimu looked up. “...what do you mean?”
“If youkai and other beings prey on humans, wouldn’t their extinction allow humanity to live without fear?”
Reimu slumped again. “...you’d think. But it’s not just youkai: gods are also at risk of extinction. And if that were to happen, who would humans cling onto? Humanity can’t function on its own without someone to look up to and guide them, and that’s why they create gods. At least, they used to. I’ve seen the Outside, and have heard what it is like: constant war, corruption, poverty, inequality, racism and persecution, the destruction of nature, and climate change. That’s what humanity devolves into without faith. We don’t have that here in Gensokyo, because we still have magic and mystical things. Believe me, a group of desperate humans is scarier than any youkai.”
I shook my head. She certainly struck a chord: the state of human society was, frankly, deplorable, deplorable enough to allow people like Masayoshi Shido and Donald Trump to run for and attain positions of power. I had hoped to fix that with my power, to cleanse all the filth. Ren wanted to do that as well; where we differed, however, was our methods. I wasn’t above killing, but he insisted on changing their hearts and making them confess themselves. On one hand, I was convinced that humans couldn’t be saved once they jumped off the deep end of sin and evil. On the other hand, there were few things more satisfying than seeing assholes own up to their crimes and live burdened with them for the rest of their miserable lives.
And, as I had learned from dealing with Yuyuko, perhaps there were some souls who could genuinely be saved, and things weren’t as black and white as I had once thought.
“As a detective, I often had the misfortune of seeing society’s worst on display,” I said. “It seemed like every day on the job, I would come across at least one instance of either prostitution, gang activity, rape, murder or some other violent crime, and there were several days where I saw many or even all of those. And, of course, smaller but still notable crimes like thefts, burglaries, carjackings and whatnot are perennial and abundant. I’ve also investigated cybercrime, such as website hackings and identity theft.” I stood up. “But, I’ve resolved to bring true justice to the world. Even if I can’t change the world by myself, I strive to make it a better place for at least a few people.”
Reimu smiled. “With an attitude like that, I’m sure you’ll be a great ally in resolving incidents. Ever since you first flew, I knew you had potential, potential to become an incident resolver just like me and Marisa. And like I said before, having a third main incident resolver around will help me a lot.”
“I appreciate it,” I nodded.
“Aaaaand…” She bore a wicked look on her face. “Since I have you now, surely you’ll come back to the Shrine with me to practice.”
...well, I guess I just had my day planned for me.
1/12
Yesterday wound up being a strenuous day. Reimu insisted on practice-sparring using non-spells, in order to get me used to the high speed and sheer firepower. She reasoned that since I was already so good at flying, aiming and maneuvering, that I was ready to jump right into more advanced practice than others would normally receive at this stage. Needless to say, I didn’t do too well at first, as Reimu effortlessly tumbled and rolled around my shots while retaliating in kind, and cancelling bullets wound up being far more complex in practice than in theory. Then there was micro-dodging, which demanded grazing right alongside huge lasers or streams of bullets; Reimu explained that mastering this technique was nigh-mandatory to dodge heavier and more complex Spell Cards. She decided to save Spell Cards for when I was more proficient with basic combat, so we wrapped up before sundown and agreed to gather everyone at the Shrine the next day to discuss our next Metaverse moves. However, I looked in the sky, and noticed a pair of telltale crow wings. Knowing about Aya at this point, I suggested to Reimu that we switch our meeting spot - our hideout - occasionally to avoid being found out easily, to which she agreed after I explained my logic some more.
This meant that all of us had now convened on Marisa’s house, whose tree cover allowed us to meet more covertly; although Aya knew where the house was, Marisa reckoned she had likely been specifically tailing the two of us that day for some time before accosting her, so if we all went there separately and took different paths we could throw her and anyone else off.
“Sorry ‘bout the organized mess,” Marisa apologized. “Woulda tidied up a bit more if I knew this was gonna be our meetin’ spot.”
“As if,” Reimu snarked. “I know you, and I know you don’t care about how your house looks to guests.”
“Like I said, I’m usually the one visitin’, so I don’t get many guests of my own.”
“Then how do you stay in business?”
“That’s-” Marisa pouted. “It doesn’t matter. I make enough money gettin’ stuff to the doc and barterin’ in the Village. You won’t believe how many pounds of staples a few grams of weed can get’cha.”
“What are you, a magician or a drug dealer?”
“Alright, you two,” I said, holding my head. “Let’s just all get straight to the point.”
“Have we made any breakthroughs on the Outside case?” Youmu asked.
I shook my head. “Sadly, no. I’m going to request to meet your master and Doremy again at some point, to see if I can dig up some more clues.”
“I see,” she nodded. “I’ll let Yuyuko-sama know.”
“Thanks. Now then… with that in mind, let’s focus on our other priority right now: Hijiri-sama’s Fortress. We know she has one, we just don’t know the keyword.”
“The keyword…” Marisa thought. “Oh, right, you mean the kind of place their Fortress becomes?”
“Exactly,” I said.
“I’m sorry, what now?” Nitori asked.
“People’s Fortresses take a form depending on how they view the location the Fortress is projected over,” I explained. “For example, our previous target, Yuyuko Saigyouji, saw Hakugyokurou as her own grand, personal castle rather than the shine it is in real life. Likewise, Hijiri views the Myouren Temple, either metaphorically or literally, in a similar way.”
“So, like perhaps another castle?”
I shook my head. “Probably not. Distortions can vary wildly, and no two distortions manifest in exactly the same way, as it is all based on the ruler’s cognition. The Phantom Thieves described all the different distortions they’ve taken down, two of which I got to see: a gym teacher who abused the students who held the school to be his own castle; an artist who took the credit from all the students he taught who saw the atelier he kept them all in as a grandiose art museum dedicated to his many fake accomplishments; a mob boss who extorted students who viewed the whole of Shibuya as a bank from which he could endlessly suck money into his pocket; one of their own members, who was suicidally depressed and felt trapped inside a tomb in which she would die so it became an actual Egyptian tomb; a corrupt corporate executive with political ambitions who viewed the company headquarters as a spaceport from which he would propel himself toward the stars; a female prosecutor who felt the system was rigged and that the only way to get ahead was to falsely prosecute innocent people and who perceived the city’s central court as a heavily rigged casino; and finally, a highly corrupt and twisted politician who viewed the Diet Building as a cruise ship on which only the strong could be carried into Japan’s bright future while the rest were left to drown.”
Reimu sighed. “That’s quite a lot of variation. It’s almost like my own travels: just when I thought I’d seen everywhere in Gensokyo all of a sudden I get dragged someplace out of the way filled with strange things and even stranger foes.”
“Indeed,” Youmu said. “If there are endless possible distortions, which vary from person to person, then determining what Byakuren’s keyword is could prove very difficult. Certainly we won’t be able to just endlessly try to guess what it could be unless we were very good at thinking outside of the box.”
“Right,” Reimu affirmed, “we only got into Yuyuko’s Fortress because I just so happened to say all the keywords right as we were walking past it.”
“Then,” I proposed, “we should do some reconnaissance, and figure out what her keyword is based on the clues we find.”
“But how?” Marisa asked. “It’s not like we can just go up to her and be like ‘hey, tell me your keyword or I’ll beat you up.’ ‘Specially since she’s stupidly powerful, both physically and magically, and is, get this, completely immune to danmaku for whatever reason. Seriously, she’s only beatable because she puts timers and limits on her attacks, which of course she wouldn’t do if she ever got serious.”
“Not to mention the unwelcome effects it would have on her Fortress if and when we do get inside,” I replied. “So, obviously, we’d have to go down another route.”
Reimu thought for a moment, then said, “what about her followers? We could try asking them.”
“Could we?” I asked. “They all seem to hold her in very high regard. I doubt they would betray her.”
“Well, they won’t betray her, since all of them owe her quite a bit. But they’re all still youkai, so there’s only so much trying to get away from their normal behavior they can do before inevitably lapsing back.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean… alcohol for instance. Buddhists are forbidden from having any, and Byakuren is very strict about enforcing it; she won’t even let other people drink in her presence, and their parties don’t serve any either, since alcohol and meat are all forbidden on the temple’s grounds. The few occasions they manage to slip away, however, her youkai followers absolutely do drink until they’re hammered, as pretty much all youkai instinctively crave booze. So if you can earn their trust enough to go take them out to a pub, they might spill some things they wouldn’t if they were sober and within earshot of her.”
I rubbed my chin. “I see. Not the most ethical or reliable plan, but it is a very good plan overall. No wonder you’re Gensokyo’s great incident resolver.”
“Hey, don’t forget about me!” Marisa pouted.
I turned and smiled. “Don’t worry, you’re excellent as well.”
Marisa blushed lightly. “Ah… thanks.”
“Now then,” Reimu said, “who should be the one to do it?” The room was silent for a few moments, before all eyes turned on me.
I knew what that meant: I had just been “volunteered.”
“Er…”
“You’d be the best one to get us intel,” Youmu said. “You’re experienced at this, so you could figure out the keyword more easily than the rest of us, and you call yourself an ‘ace detective.’”
“Furthermore,” Reimu added, “you’re not suspicious. If any of us went to the temple, especially either me or Marisa, they’d be on guard since they’d realize we probably have ulterior motives. You’re an Outsider with no apparent powers other than flying, they’re still largely unfamiliar with you, and you’re a rather charming guy in a place full of women who have to practice chastity, so they’ll be much less careful around you.”
“Good point,” I replied, “...except I don’t know how I feel about that last part.”
“Don’t worry, they won’t do anything to ‘ya inside the temple,” Marisa said. She then glared and smirked. “...but I can’t make any guarantees once you peel them away from there and ‘specially after they get drunk.”
“That still sounds worrisome…”
Marisa shook her head. “Eh, don’t worry. At least one of us should be watchin’ ‘ya from afar, ready to bail ‘ya out in case things start goin’ south.”
“That’s actually not a bad idea,” Youmu said. “After all, we’re in this together.”
“Excellent,” I said. “I can go in, and one of you can watch from nearby just in case.”
“Right. So… what should the rest of us do in the meantime?” Nitori asked.
“We should all focus on preparing for the infiltration,” I said. “Making and buying supplies, perhaps a day or two of honing our skills in Ethos. That way, once her keyword is found, we can jump in almost right away. And, of course, finding any leads toward solving the Outside case, since that takes precedence over Hijiri’s fortress.”
“You should start quickly,” Reimu advised. “Next week, Byakuren is holding her once-monthly ‘Overnight Sutra-Chanting Live Concert,’ and her followers will be going around advertising for it. It’s the only time of the month where they can be away from the temple for days at a time without her suspecting anything, plenty of time to secretly get information from them and let them recover from any hangovers.”
“A ‘Sutra-Chanting Concert,’ you say?”
“Oh, yes, that,” Nitori cut in. “It’s something she does once a month to try and get new followers, where she beats a wooden fish and chants sutra all night. It’s really popular among humans and youkai alike, if for no other reason than that it totally conks you out and gives you the best sleep ever. Actually, there’s a running pot in the ravine, and if you can stay up all night without falling asleep you get the pot. So far, the only person who’s won it is a certified lunatic who came up with a rig that pumped caffeine straight into his bloodstream, but the resulting trip to Eientei meant he had to spend almost all of it in medical bills, and he now has insomnia and a chronic jitter and stutter.”
I winced. “I’m surprised he didn’t die.”
“Eh, remember, us Kappa are made of much tougher stuff than humans.”
“Even so…” I tried to forget about it and turned back to Reimu. “Anything else I should know?”
Reimu thought for a moment, then said, “you should try to ask out either Ichirin, Shou or Minamitsu. Those three are her oldest and closest followers from before she was originally sealed away, so they’d likely offer more details on her past and behavior and would also harbor grievances which newer followers wouldn’t. Of those three, Shou is probably your best choice, since she cheats on drinking alcohol the most out of any of them, though Minamitsu isn’t far behind, being a sailor and all.”
After Reimu finished speaking, I thought about my options, which mostly boiled down to earning the trust of her acolytes and then getting them soused enough to spill the beans. But… what if, perhaps, she had foes? From my impression of her, the idea of her having enemies seemed far-fetched, but it was certainly possible. If they existed, they might be more willing to go on about her weaknesses and inadvertently spill a keyword while they were at it.
“There is one more thing I would like to ask.”
“What’s that?” Reimu said.
“...does she have any rivals or enemies? People whom we wouldn’t need to inebriate to get solid information on her?”
“Enemies?” Marisa said. “Well, prolly her biggest one is Toyosatomimi no Miko, who’s the leader of a Taoist sect here in Gensokyo. The place where she lives can’t be reached by normal means, but she does make frequent trips to the Village and other areas trying to spread her religion. The two of them don’t get along, at all, so she’d absolutely and gleefully tell you about how much Byakuren sucks. If you happen to see her, she’s got blonde pigtails that look like an owl's ears, wears purple earmuffs, usually has a purple and red cape and carries a big-ass sword.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Then, let’s get this operation started. All in favor?”
“Aye!” everyone else said in unison.
I smiled. “This will be our first official operation as the Day Breakers. Taking down the Fortress of a Buddhist nun. Who knows what it will look like?”
Marisa looked around. “Although… if we’re basically superheroes, we’re gonna need like a swanky superhero base with gadgets and a giant screen and stuff, like in those old western comics that pop up at Kourin’s sometimes.”
“Is that really necessary?” Reimu asked.
“Yes,” Marisa said bluntly. I wasn’t sure what to think, and over to the side, Nitori seemed to be deep in thought.
Then, she snapped her fingers. “I've got it!” She got up and bolted toward the door.
“Where ‘ya goin?” Marisa asked her.
“Back home. Give me a few days, I’ll blow all your socks off, I promise!” She then disappeared into the forest.
“Someone’s excited,” Marisa said, before getting up and stretching. “Well, anyway, I should prolly get to work makin’ potions and shit so we have ‘em for when we do manage to get inside that Fortress.”
“I’ll go brew more of that special tea so we can have it handy too,” Youmu said.
“And I’ll try to liaise with Kasen and Ran so we can work out a plan to investigate whatever’s going on Outside.” She looked at me. “And remember to come get me before you take one of them out on the drinking date so I can make sure nothing goes wrong.”
“Understood,” I bowed, before dismissing the meeting and showing myself the door. The rest of the day I helped out Masato with the shop, and he had me cook dinner again, this time goat soup, which was… alright, I suppose. Definitely an acquired taste.
Notes:
So, it's been a month since the last update. Obviously, I did warn last time that I'd be playing Persona 5 Strikers, but the biggest reason for the gap was a combination of writer's block and some turbulence in my life; I had to move to another apartment and will be moving back in with my folks within a couple of months tops so I can focus on my job search and build up savings (I won't get into specifics about the first move, other than to say things between me and the other roommate were going downhill fast), so that hasn't left much time for writing. Also, with the weather getting better and more people getting vaccinated I've been going outside more, yesterday biking from Redmond across Bellevue and the 520 bridge into Montlake, and I've taken up Uber Eats as a side gig, but I'll still try to leave some time to write.
Speaking of vaccines, I got my first shot of the Moderna one last week, and the second is scheduled for the last day of April. For those who haven't had one yet and are wondering about the side effects, my arm felt sore for about three days where it went in, and I got tonsillitis which is only now really now starting to fade, which often happens whenever I come down with a virus. They also monitor you for 15 minutes in case of an allergic reaction before they let you go. But, overall, very safe an effective, and if you currently qualify for a vaccine where you live, absolutely go get whichever one is offered to you; every vaccine so far has demonstrated 100% effectiveness at preventing serious illness and death, which is the most important measure and not really its general efficacy rate. Plus, each one of us that gets vaccinated is another step out of this crippling pandemic. So go do it, or else Haru will be your driver the next time you call for a ride.
Chapter 23: The Seven-Colored Puppeteer
Chapter Text
1/13
“Goro, please come meet me at my house in the forest of magic today. I want to talk to you about some things.”
That was the note I found under the door this morning as I was doing my chores. It didn’t say who it was from, but I knew instantly it had to be Marisa. So once I was free I rushed over to her house, where she waited out front dressed like she was going someplace with a bag by her side.
“Glad you saw the note and came here,” she greeted. “Sorry ‘bout makin’ it discreet, but I don’t go near that place for obvious reasons and I didn’t want my dad knowin’ it was me.”
“I’m sure,” I nodded. “So, what was it that you wanted to talk about?”
“Weeeeell…” Marisa scratched the back of her head. “I did wanna talk about this weird-ass dream I had a few nights ago, but then a doll showed up at my door with a note askin’ me to go to Alice’s to give back one of her books. It wouldn’t go away when I tried to make it, so now I guess I have to actually return it.” She shrugged. “Eh, I can always borrow it again later.”
“‘Borrow,’” I smiled sarcastically.
“Hey, I always tell ‘em they’ll get their shit back once I’m dead, since they’re all basically immortal anyway. No problem with that.”
“I... suppose.” I cleared my throat. “Although, I would still like to hear about that weird dream, since I came out here and all.”
“Er, sure. Definitely. We can walk and talk, if you don’t mind.”
Alice’s cottage wasn’t far from Marisa’s, or so she said, so we walked through the snow-blanketed forest rather than flying so that Marisa could tell me about her dream. Strangely, it was similar to Reimu’s own, wherein they found themselves in a strange lab, cornered Dr. Maruki along with the Phantom Thieves, before she and Reimu fought over their ideals. She told me she didn’t feel comfortable talking about it until she could tell me privately, particularly since she had trouble looking Reimu in the eye during our meeting yesterday for understandable reasons.
“Completely crazy, ain’t it?”
I thought for a bit, then told her, “apparently, Reimu had essentially the same dream as you that same night.”
Marisa jumped back. “Eh, really??”
“Yes. She even described what she thought as she was about to kill Maruki, before you jumped in and kept her from killing him.”
Marisa stood there, wide-eyed for a second, before shaking her head. “Er… that’s gotta be just a… like a mad coincidence. Yeah, that’s it.”
I scratched my head. “I’m not so sure. I was going to bring it up the next time I met with Yuyuko and Doremy.”
“Yeah, you do your thing.” She looked down and to the side.
“...is something the matter?” I asked.
Marisa sighed. “Are me and Reimu really that different? I mean, she’s my best friend, but…”
“...I don’t follow you,” I said.
Marisa looked at me. “Before you came here, there was an incident with Kosuzu where she ended up bein’ possessed by one of her youma books, and almost became a youkai. And before that, a fortune teller died then resurrected himself as a youkai. Reimu killed the fortune teller, even though he made clear he wasn’t gonna be a problem to humans, and almost killed Kosuzu, one of her only human friends, all because they dared to become youkai. It’s enshrined in Gensokyo’s doctrine: becoming a youkai is the greatest sin a human can commit, and the Hakureis enforce it no matter what.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Well, turning one’s back on humanity is considered a great sin in many religions, especially if they turn into monsters or demons. I suppose if those myths are all indeed true, and this land is ruled by religious ideals, then that would be enforced as law.”
Marisa was silent for a moment, but I could tell she silently seethed.
“Except that’s all bullshit,” she said.
“Huh?”
She lowered the brim of her hat. “That rule was created by the powerful Youkai Sages. And Reimu’s never clearly explained to me why it’s a sin. The way I see it, it’s there just to oppress humans and keep us from ever gaining strength in a land full of monsters. It’s my dream to become a ‘true’ magician, one whose body is one with magic. Not because I fear death and want to defy the natural cycle. Not even because I’m that dedicated to magic and want to explore the mysteries of the universe.” She turned to me. “No, I want to do it because I want to claw my way up to the top of the system, beating everyone and everything standing in my way, and use my power to make everything fair. That is, get rid of all the rules and let all the people who want power have it, while everyone else who ain’t motivated can keep livin’ like sheep. Rules only drag us down. Without rules, we can all fly free, am I right?”
...it was difficult for me to argue with such a view. Largely because I used to feel a similar, yet darker, way: my worldview, tainted by my wretched life experience, was that the world was corrupt, people were complacent, and tyrants lied and cheated their way to the top to impose their will on the masses. My ultimate mission, as Black Mask, was to purge those corrupt elements and completely steamroll over society to rebuild it from scratch, as there was no saving it. For a long time, it seemed perfectly logical. It wasn’t until… he came into my life that I started doubting myself. An innocent kid who got framed for a crime, by my dipshit father no less, got expelled, and found himself forced to live with that dark burden for the rest of his life. Everyone at school was suspicious of him, he wasn’t in any clubs, he wasn’t even acknowledged for his academic gifts despite being top of the class for every single exam thrown at him, made even more impressive by the fact that he was rarely, if ever, seen studying.
And yet… not only did he take it all in stride, he actively fought against it, kept his head high even as he got the shit beaten out of him by the police. I’d seen it firsthand: he always put on a mask of an unassuming high school student, but once the mask was off I could tell I had no hope of ever becoming half the man he was. Unlike me, he had real charm, real charisma, and genuine kindness… I guess that’s why I grew jealous of him: we were both in similarly dark circumstances, but he could seemingly make his own light and follow it, versus me, who would forever be stuck in the dark, weighed down by the many atrocious crimes I had committed. Now I was stuck here, in a temporally displaced bit of Medieval Japan with mythical creatures and magic running the place, forever cast out of human cognition.
Then again, I realized I should be grateful I had received a second chance at all. The alternative was much, much worse, especially since I now understood what was at stake…
Soon, we arrived at another clearing. In it was a small, white European-style house with a blue roof and an attached tower loft. There was a well-maintained lawn out front, and a flower box beside the front door. I saw what appeared to be small figures floating around the house, carrying tools, pots and watering cans; as we got closer, I could see that the figures appeared to be… dolls. Tiny dolls, in dresses which encompassed all colors of the rainbow, each with blonde hair, large bows on their heads, and whose digits and faces looked unsettlingly realistic, all flying about busily performing various tasks and chores.
“Must be cleanin’ day,” Marisa remarked. “Alice wouldn’t have this many dolls out otherwise.”
“There are so many,” I noted. “Did she make them all?”
“Of course,” Marisa smiled. “She’s a magician, just like me, and her specialty is dolls. She uses ‘em for doin’ stuff around the house, she goes into town and puts on puppet shows for the kids, and, obviously, she uses ‘em to fight too.” Marisa shuddered. “I swear, their little swords are like fuckin’ accupunture. And she uses some of ‘em as bombs, too, can ‘ya believe that?”
“...bombs?”
Marisa shook her head and knocked on the door. Moments later, heavy footsteps could be heard inside, before the door opened up to reveal a young girl in a blue-and-white dress with a red ribbon around her torso, and another red ribbon on her head. She also had blonde hair, like the dolls, and bore striking blue eyes. In her hand was a pot of lacquer as well as some other crafting tools, and her dress had some dust on it.
“Oh, Marisa!” She said, smiling. At the same time, her eyes appeared to change color, this time to yellow, catching me off-guard. She then looked over to me. “And… you are?”
“I am Goro Akechi,” I bowed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Alice-san.”
Alice paused for a moment, then said, “oh! You’re that young man who appeared here recently! You were at the New Year’s party, if I recall.”
“Indeed. We never did speak, did we?”
“I’m here to drop off the book,” Marisa said, presenting the book in question, an herb guidebook according to its cover. “Your dolls are really persistent, I’ll give you that.”
Alice giggled. “Seems like I’ve finally found an effective method of getting you to return the things you’ve ‘borrowed.’ Maybe I should tell Patchouli about it as well.”
“Hey, don’t get Patche involved,” Marisa dismissed.
“Why not?” Alice smirked playfully, her eyes tinting green now. “Afraid she’ll go all-out in a magic duel with you to put your thieving self in your place?”
“Last time she tried that, I had to give her CPR,” Marisa replied, crossing her arms.
“Oh? Then what about Sakuya? Afraid she’ll use her knives to slice you up into ribbons?”
“If she were serious about stoppin’ me, I wouldn’t be gettin’ into the Library in the first place,” Marisa said confidently.
“Hmmm… then what about that strapping young gentleman next to you? Afraid she’ll send Koakuma to go all over Gensokyo and tell everyone Marisa has a bo-”
“YA WANT YER DAMN BOOK OR A SMOKIN’ HOLE IN YER TORSO?!?” Marisa shouted while blushing all over, shoving her Mini-Hakkero onto Alice. Alice was trembling somewhat, but whether it was out of fear or because she was trying very hard not to laugh was difficult to tell. “Goro, back me up here! Tell her that you’re not my boyfriend or anythin’!”
I thought to myself and considered my options. I soon arrived at the best one:
“I held her hand and accompanied her here like a gentleman,” I said, placing my hand to my chest.
Marisa now looked like she was about to give birth to a Fortress.
“Say that again, I dare you,” she said coldly, shaking her fist.
“Haaah,” Alice sighed. “I’m sorry, I started this. I’ll go get the teapot going, and Marisa I also baked your favorite sweets, but-”
Marisa gripped her shoulders and beamed. “You mean those glazed apple cinnamon fritters? Alice, you’re a real pal! Way to reward your friend!”
Alice rolled her eyes. “Yes, ‘rewarding’ you for returning something you stole.”
Alice’s cottage was very quaint and well put together - certainly much cleaner than Marisa’s “organized mess.” There was a living room with a rug, coffee table and upholstered furniture, along with shelves and cupboards filled with dolls. There was a kitchen in the other room, a set of stairs leading up into the tower with Alice’s room next to the stairs, and in the back, her workshop, from which the scents of wood, ink, paint, ceramic and porcelain wafted through the air. It looked to me like a house straight out of Victorian England, rather than anywhere in Gensokyo or even Japan as a whole.
“You have a very nice house,” I complimented.
“Thank you,” Alice smiled. “I take pride in ownership, unlike a certain someone.”
“‘Ey, it’s not like I got an army of dolls to help me out with stuff!”
“You do remember I’m controlling most of those dolls myself, right? I use just as much energy doing it that way as I would if I went around and cleaned everything up myself. You’re just too lazy to clean up that pigsty you call a house.”
“Whaddya callin’ a pigsty?!?”
I sighed. “Are you two going to be alright together?”
Marisa shrugged. “Eh, this is pretty much how we always treat each other. Lotsa snark and banter, but never anything bad.”
“Mmh, you treat everyone else like that, though,” Alice said.
“Like you’re any better,” Marisa huffed. “If it weren’t for me, you’d be a total recluse. Don’t forget who paid for all the food and souvenirs at the last Tanabata.”
“And don’t forget who sewed a yukata for you since you ripped your old one in a Spell Card Duel in the middle of the square.” She reached out her hand, and a group of dolls brought out a tea set, some sweets, and a steaming kettle.
“Wait, is the tea already done?” I asked.
“I was making the tea while we were talking,” Alice replied. “If you had noticed my hand and finger movements, I was controlling my dolls in the other room and having them boil water and steep leaves.” I looked down at her hands, and saw her making very slight gestures, almost like she wasn’t moving her hands at all. “They’re barely moving at all, huh?” she smiled. “That’s because I’ve been doing this for a long time. Never doubt a dollmaker with decades of experience.” The dolls came over to me: one handed me a dish with a teacup on it, which I accepted. Two other dolls brought me the teapot, tipping it to pour black tea into the cup.
“Impressive,” I said, sitting down on one of the chairs. “You can use gestures to make these dolls float through the air and control them, like puppets on strings.”
“Oh, I do use strings,” Alice told me, “they’re just invisible. The strings I use to control them are the same as the strings which attach the body and soul. In other words, I attach my very soul to the dolls, and control them as extensions of myself.” Some other dolls came to her side. “Of course, I can take manual control, but I can also give them basic commands and have them perform tasks which I have ‘programmed’ them with, sort of like a shikigami except more rudimentary. None of them have wills of their own…” A doll floated beside her, standing on the arm of her chair, while Alice patted its head. “...but I like to think they do,” she smiled. “I even give them names. This one is ‘Shanghai.’ She’s one of my most successful experiments; all the dolls in black dresses are based on her.”
“Successful how?” I asked.
“She’s an incredibly effective locus for magical energy,” Alice explained. “I use her for a few of my spell cards, as well as for my alchemy, divining, and distilling spiritual energy. Right now, I’m using her to assist in my demonology readings, so I can safely set up a circle to summon powerful demons like Flauros and Andras.”
“That sounds dangerous,” I said. I wanted to interject and boast about how I had personally beat those two into a bloody pulp on several occasions, but couldn’t for obvious reasons. Besides, she was likely talking about the real Flauros and Andras, not the shadows taking their shape which I was familiar with.
“An experienced witch like me knows the risks and how to mitigate them, unlike a certain someone whose experiments seems to end with explosions.”
“Only because I study high explosives,” Marisa claimed.
“Mmh, I’m sure,” Alice said, her eyes turning purple.
I pointed at her. “Also, Alice-san, your eyes…”
“They don’t call me the Seven-Colored Puppeteer for no reason,” Alice smiled.
We continued to make small talk over tea. Marisa was right: Alice did make very good sweets. I asked her for a recipe, hoping to improve my cooking skills enough to not only enjoy it on my own time, but also to have more potential Metaverse healing supplies.
“You’re learning how to cook?” she asked.
“Yes,” I bowed.
“And that’s why you want to know how to make these?” She thought for a moment, then replied, “I guess I could hand over formulas for my sweets, but I’m afraid baking might be above your skill level for now.”
I was confused. “How do you mean?”
“Baking is not like other kinds of cooking, where you simply heat up and mix ingredients and spices until they’re tender and flavorful. Baking is more of a science, requiring knowledge of chemical and thermal reactions, constituent ratios, mixing the components well and applying the right heat. I almost guarantee your first few attempts will be inedible failures, as mine were. That’s why I don’t use ‘recipes,’ I use ‘formulas,’ because most baked goods fall under one of a few different ‘formulas.’”
“But,” I interjected, “out there, in Tokyo, there are lots of bakeries, each of which displayed all different kinds of cakes, cookies, donuts, pies, tarts…”
Alice shook her head. “They might all look very different, but when you get down to it, there really are only a few different kinds of baked goods: breads, muffins, biscuits, egg foams, creams, custards, and some other odd ones. You learn how to make one baked good in one of those categories, you already know most of the procedure for others of its kind, and if you want to be a good baker you must commit all of these methods to memory.”
I started to wince. “I… I didn’t know baking was so complex…”
“I’m merely letting you know what all is involved in baking.” She glanced aside, then looked back at me. “I understand Mr. Kirisame is showing you how to cook, but he probably doesn’t know how to bake, or at least bake to my standards. Most of Gensokyo doesn’t, actually.”
“And now that I think about it, neither do most people Outside,” I joked. “But, I really am serious about learning how to bake. If I’m going to be living here, in Gensokyo, it would help for me to be more self-sufficient than I was in Tokyo. And besides, your sweets really are delicious.”
“Ah…” Alice blushed a bit, possibly because she received a compliment from a man. She shook her head. “I see. Well, if you’re serious about learning how to bake, I… I suppose I could show you… but…”
“But… what?” I asked.
“Recently, Marisa brought me a bunch of rather rare materials. She wouldn’t tell me where she got them, other than that you helped her gather them apparently. Those materials are highly prized by magicians for their many powerful effects. So, absent Marisa telling me where she finds them, I want you to keep delivering them to me, and in exchange I will teach you baking. Is that a fair deal?”
I thought about Alice’s offer: we did find many assorted treasures in the Metaverse. Not all of it was of much monetary value, but people like Alice could find uses for nearly all of it. And not only would learning how to bake improve me as a person, as a man, but the baked goods themselves would be yet another valuable source of consumables we could use to recharge our stamina. Not only that, but consulting with an experienced witch could confer other benefits as well. So, I held out my hand, and shook hers.
“It’s a deal,” I smiled.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Priestess Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
*fluuuuuuuuuuush*
It was about then that Marisa emerged from the bathroom. “Aw yeah, flush toilets are the best!” She looked over at us. “Did I miss anything important?”
“Not at all,” Alice said, sipping the last of her tea. “By the way, did you wash your hands?”
“Implying I never do?”
...hopefully, she always did, I thought to myself.
Before we left, Alice insisted on showing us something she had been working on. Leading us back into her workshop, she practically had a giddy look on her face.
“Rare seein’ you like this, Alice,” Marisa remarked.
“Oh, but that’s only because I’m so proud of it. You two are the first people who get to see!”
She opened the door to her workshop. Almost immediately, I was greeted by the intense scents of paint, clay, oil, lacquer, and wood all mixed together. Over to one side, a heavily scarred work table with several tools hung about it, a bin full of doll bodies, and labelled boxes filled with assorted doll parts such as joints and eyes on a small shelf. Also in the workshop were a sewing machine, balls of yarn and cubbies filled with cloth, needles and other supplies. Strung across the ceiling were origami cranes, and a few balled up scraps of paper sat next to a wastebasket full of them.
And right next to the window, a figure over which a blanket was draped. Alice quickly walked over to it and removed the blanket, revealing what was underneath.
I stepped back in shock. “What is-”
Marisa was also shocked. “Is that a-”
“Yep!” Alice beamed. “Do you like her? I spent almost a year creating her, and finally finished her just a few days ago!”
I had seen many statues in my life, but what Alice had before us was truly something remarkable. It was a life-sized doll, almost my own height, which seemed so realistic, with its smooth skin, glistening blue eyes, silken blonde hair and full, plump lips, one could easily mistake it for a real person. The dress it was in was similarly a work of art, blue with a white apron like her ‘hourai’ dolls but scaled up. It was so lifelike, I expected it to start moving at any moment.
“I gotta admit, it’s so real it’s creepy…” Marisa said.
“That’s the point! With this, I’m one step closer to finally having my very own living doll!”
“Living… doll?” I asked.
“Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve sought to create life within my dolls,” Alice proclaimed. “Of course, doing so is a violation of the natural order, but that’s what being a witch is all about: transcending the bounds of the natural order, and tapping into the power of the supernatural. By creating life, I would stand on the shoulders of the giants of magic and witchcraft!” She turned to the doll and placed her hand on it. “This doll is designed to attract a wandering spirit to inhabit it. I’ve made it as lifelike as I possibly could. Her skin is smooth, and enchanted to feel like human skin even though it is made of wood. The joints, hands, fingers, jaw, all crafted and enchanted to look and act like natural, fluid joints. Inside, an alchemical chamber, capable of converting food into energy with which to power herself. A magical core jammed full of even more enchantments, spells and curses, designed to make her extremely tough, strong, swift and intelligent.” She stepped back, held her hands and smiled. “Out of all my creations, she is by far my masterpiece, my greatest creation yet.”
“Wow,” Marisa said, “even including the Goliath Doll?”
Alice winced. “Let’s… let’s never speak of that again, shall we?”
I cocked an eyebrow in confusion. Before I could speak, Marisa looked at me and said, “long story for ‘nother time.”
I shook my head. “I see.”
“Anyway,” Alice continued, “she is my pinnacle achievement. All she needs now is a spirit to inhabit it. I was planning on summoning one tomorrow. I’m so excited, I simply can’t wait!” She looked at the doll again, then took her hands and moved them over the doll’s body. “Mmmm… I made her perfectly proportioned, my image of the perfect woman… oooohhh, I can just imagine-”
“HEY!” Marisa barked. “Don’t forget we got a guy here! Save your lewding for when he’s gone!”
Alice jumped away, startled, shaking and blushing. “Ah- yes, right! Sorry!”
Marisa looked at her pocket watch. “Well, I gotta fly. It’s gettin’ late, and I owe a couple and their daughter a favor after they fixed my broom after I broke it dueling Youmu the other day. And I gotta get this guy back to the Village too.”
Alice nodded. “Well, you returned the book and I kept you for a while, so I’ll let you go now.” She looked at me and smiled. “It was nice to meet you, Akechi. I look forward to seeing you soon so I can show you baking.”
“My appreciation,” I bowed.
On the way back to the Village, me and Marisa talked some more. “I’m sorry you had to see that,” she said. “Whenever Alice gets started about sexy women, she… ah, tends to start doing off-color things.”
“I see. Does that mean she’s a-”
“Open lesbian, makes no secret about it,” she finished for me.
“...how does that go for her? After all, same-sex marriage remains illegal in modern Japan, I can’t imagine this medieval rural backwater would be at all accepting towards those attitudes.”
Marisa shrugged. “You would think, and believe me, you’re not the first Outsider to be surprised about the kinds of attitudes we have here.” She looked around. “I’m sure you’ve caught on by now, but Gensokyo has a gender bias. Not so much in the Village where the ratio is split roughly down the middle, but certainly among youkai and gods there is a heavy slant towards females. No one knows why, there just is. Some people think it's because it makes attracting victims easier for youkai, or followers for gods and other things, but the fact is, there's more girls than boys.”
“...interesting,” I noted. “But, how does that affect romantic attitudes?”
“Well, I mean, most youkai don’t have to breed, since they live for centuries or millennia and tend to come about in ways other than, well, yeah. Oni and Tengu are about the only real exceptions; they’re more like the Village and have enough men to start normal families. Other than that, most youkai are solitary, but if they do get lonely they basically have three options: one would be to find a very rare male member of their species, which in some cases is impossible. Option two would be to charm a human man and have his child; they would be only half-youkai, of course, but the thing about halfbreeds is they ain’t stable.”
“How do you mean?”
“Well, humans and youkai are opposed to each other, so one has to overcome the other, even within the same person, and in most cases the youkai half has the advantage. So, after enough time, the kid becomes a full youkai.”
“I see,” I nodded.
“Finally, option three is just to find a female friend and start a romantic relationship with her. As you could probably guess, that’s what happens most often. And then gods, of course, are famously promiscuous to the point where they’d bang a wheelbarrow if you let them, so they don’t care if their partner is the same sex or not. And those attitudes trickle all over the place: there’s same-sex couples in the Village between girls and even men. Kinda weird how this all happens, ain’t it?”
“It is rather ironic,” I said. “A mountain town like this in rural Japan would be far more conservative. Women still get chased out for allegedly being witches, you can be kicked out of shops for being a foreigner or even just an outsider, for having visible tattoos and dressing too casually, and, of course, unions are still expected to be between one man and one woman. Even in the cities, nationalists who were either raised in the Imperial days, or had parents or grandparents who were, still cling onto those regressive, fascist ideals and prevent Japan from being as progressive as it ought to be in this day and age. With that in mind, Gensokyo, I believe, would be the last place anyone would imagine is at all progressive, much less to the point where homosexual unions are commonplace.”
“I’d never leave Gensokyo to go live Outside if it were offered to me,” Marisa said. “Aside from Gensokyo bein’ my home, I don’t have any skills to survive out there. I don’t know anything about ‘taxes’ or ‘rent’ or ‘budgeting.’ How to mess around with all that tech, or deal with everyone lookin’ at their phones not talkin’ to each other. I’m a social girl, I live for chatting with friends and strangers. And certainly, I don’t wanna read all those depressing news stories about some war in a desert country, or how the ice caps are melting, or any of that shit. I’d rather monsters and demons here in Gensokyo I know how to deal with, then thugs, Yakuza and drug hustlers out there I don’t.”
I shook my head. “I… certainly understand you. Outside must seem like a big, scary, soulless place for someone like you. It was difficult for me, too, as I did not even have a family, as you know.” I held up my fist. “But… rather than run away, I chose to face the world’s problems, and even if I was the only person doing so work to make it a better place. That’s why I became a detective, and fought for justice. If you’re going to work with me in the Metaverse, I expect for you to do the same, and not run away.”
Marisa seemed conflicted.
“...fight for justice, save the system… but, what if, and just humor me here, what if the system itself was broke?”
“Hm?”
“What if I told you I felt the system was so thoroughly diseased and rotten that the only way to reform it would be to blow it away and start again from scratch?”
My eyes widened. “So, you’re suggesting…”
“The world is corrupt, and the only way to solve corruption is to bring down the system, and create a world where everyone can think and act for themselves. A world where there are no sheep, only shepherds, where everyone has the power to change the world, and not be bound by expectations or what ‘the Man’ tells you to say and think.” She clenched her fist and her teeth. “That is the brand of justice I fight for: ridding the world of corrupt systems, busting everyone from the cages of their day-to-day life, and just being the biggest rebel the world has ever seen.”
Marisa’s way of thinking troubled me: again, I once thought the same things myself, except I sought to sow as much chaos as possible and let the world burn before building it back up. On the other hand, though, her will and determination reminded me of Ren, who too was fucked by the system and had every grudge against it, but who instead sought to give the masses the power to see the evil themselves and work to overturn it. I realized people had their own thoughts on what true justice was, and how I couldn’t judge them for it, instead working with them as much as possible to see it done.
“I’m sure we as a team will find justice together,” I smiled.
“You betcha! You’re the leader after all, we expect only great things! Don’t ever fail to deliver!”
“I won’t.”
It had been days. Several days since I encountered that group in Ethos. They had bested me in combat, then that strange girl with the pigtails hit me with a strange wave which freed me from the tower’s control.
Except… now I wasn’t sure who I was anymore. What I was, for that matter. I wasn’t the Godly General Vajra, even if I resembled him. That much I was certain of. But, if not that, what was my identity? My purpose in this world?
I had hoped to discover the answer by swimming away from the tower, but upon reaching the shore I found only a still, silent landscape, with absolutely no other life, not even other shadows. For days I had wandered aimlessly, trying to find some sign of civilization, but to no avail. I had found what looked like settlements, one in the valley and the other on the flank of a mountain, but neither had any habitation.
I had begun to lose hope of finding anyone or anything. Now I was trekking through a forest with colorful mushrooms taller than I was. There was no sound aside from my own footsteps.
I did not fear any fellow shadows within Ethos. But at this moment, I did feel fear. The fear of isolation, the fear of the unknown, as all that surrounded me was darkness and silence.
This changed as I ventured further into the forest, however. I sensed a strong presence, similar to that of the intruders I faced previously. I worked my way through the trees, brush, and mushrooms, following the presence as it grew stronger. Eventually, I emerged to a clearing, in the middle of which was a cottage. I was curious as to why a cottage was here in the middle of the forest, so I approached the door. Discovering it locked, I inspected the side of the house, and found an open window just large enough for me to crawl through.
Inside the cottage, the presence was even more intense, and I could feel it calling to me, calling for me to come to it. I took in my surroundings: a living room whose shelves were full of dolls. On the table in the center of the room, there was a book, entitled “A Treatise on human Logos, Pathos and Ethos” in Japanese. Passing by one room, I found its door ajar; inside, a blonde girl slept peacefully. She gave off a strong aura, but I could tell she wasn’t the center of the presence I was sensing, so I left her be; she posed no threat, and after all I had intruded into her house. Further down the hallway, another room with a chair with a water-filled hole whose purpose I was unsure of, as well as a glowing teal key resting atop it.
Finally, I entered the last room. The strength of the presence was at its absolute strongest here. As I entered, staring back at me was a female figure, whose blue eyes were wide open and whose face was expressionless. At first, I reflexively took a fighting stance, until I realized the figure wasn’t moving. Slowly, I walked into the room, inspecting the strange figure. I could practically touch the sheer amounts of power brimming from it, like waves in water. Its skin was smooth. Its hair was silky.
I felt a strange feeling build inside of me. It was… it was like fear, except not quite. I did not fear this figure. In fact, I got the urge to feel it even more. I got closer to it. Much closer. So close, that I began to sense the figure pulling me in, as if it were hollow, and needed something to occupy the emptiness.
And then the world went white.
Chapter 24: The Puppeteer and her Servant
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/14
“SUTRA CONCERT! SUTRA CONCERT! JOIN US NEXT SATURDAY THE 21ST AT THE MYOUREN TEMPLE AND START ON THE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT!”
Shou’s voice echoed from the square, which wasn’t far from the shop. Venturing outside, I saw a group gathered around her while she stood in front of the Dragon Statue on top of a soapbox, waving a sign in one hand and shouting into a cone with the other. The crowd was so tightly packed, I was forced to stand near the back while she continued preaching. I could hear some chatter from within the crowd, things like “Hijiri-sama sure is pretty, isn’t she,” and “is she really a Buddhist, if all her followers are youkai?”
Soon, Shou wrapped up, and everyone in the crowd dispersed. I walked up to her. “Good morning, Shou-san.”
She looked over at me. “Oh, Akechi. Nice to see you again! Are you still interested in coming to the Temple to meditate with us?”
“Of course,” I bowed. “I’ve just had quite a few things come up in my life, including friends.”
“I understand. And, it’s good you have friends already. Still, it’s important to make time in your life to slow down, disconnect from stress and the things weighing you down, and focus on the self.” The way she delivered that sentence was monotone, almost robotic, like she was required to say it but she herself didn’t wholeheartedly believe in it.
I shrugged. “Anyway, this time, I came to see you specifically.”
Shou was surprised. “...er, huh?”
“I mean what I say. I wanted to meet with you, and the other acolytes at the temple, just so I can get to know all of you a bit better. After all, there isn’t much point in pursuing enlightenment with people you don’t know and cannot get along with.”
“...well, that may be so, but…” She started blushing up.
“I merely wish to do so as a friend. I don’t have any… ulterior motives, if that is what you fear.”
“A-ah, of course not!” Shou stuttered. “Actually… would you mind if we stepped into that alley over there for a bit?”
“Not at all. What for?”
“Well…” she looked behind her, then up at the sky; Outside, no one flew, so I wasn’t accustomed to having to look up. “...I’ll tell you when we’re off the street.” She motioned me into the back alley, underneath an awning behind another store.
“Thanks for bearing with me,” she said, in a hushed tone. “Now, see, the thing is…” She paused, kicking her feet around sheepishly.
“...ah, what am I doing? You’re a strange fella who might tell Hijiri on us! Why am I…”
“Is something the matter?” I asked her.
Shou took a deep breath. “Iunno, you just… you just seem like just an earnest guy… I dunno…”
“Just go ahead and tell me,” I replied. “I’ll keep it a secret between us, I promise.”
“Well, alright…” She steadied herself. “So, me, Mina, and Ichirin were all planning to head to one of the Underground bars. It’s the only time of the month we can do it without Hijiri noticing, since alcohol is forbidden after all.” She sighed. “I mean, you know how it is, the life of a Buddhist is a boring and yet stressful one, and we’re all girls who need to go have a good time, and-”
“The Underground?” I asked again. “Keine told me about it. Supposedly, it’s under Youkai Mountain, and there’s a nuclear reactor that creates electricity?”
“Yeah, that right,” she nodded. “But it’s also where several youkai considered outcasts here on the surface live. There’s a large city down there, where mostly oni and some other youkai live, in what used to be Hell before they moved it for budget reasons.”
I was perplexed. “They… for budget reasons?”
“Yeah, Hell isn’t exactly as powerful as mortals think it is. They have costs and stuff too, mostly to maintain the torture devices. Prettly weird, huh?”
Torture devices… I wasn’t keen on lingering on that thought.
“Anyway, they used to not allow surface youkai down there, but ever since that one incident you can get special permits to go visit that town, its bars and its hot springs. Of course, humans can come and go freely, not that any normal human would ever want to. So, what I’m saying is, you probably shouldn’t-”
“What day are you going?”
Shou reeled back in shock. “Huh-whaa??”
“Like I said, I want to get to know you all better. Wouldn’t this be an excellent opportunity?”
Shou’s hands shook, and her face was painted with utter disbelief.
“...” Her shoulders slumped. “...ah well. If you’re so determined to come with us, then I guess it can’t be helped. We’ll provide you with protection, at least.”
“Splendid,” I smiled.
“We’ll be going on Wednesday, so we have a day to recover before our last announcement the day before the concert. Do you know where the Underground Cave is?”
I shook my head. “No, I do not.”
“Alright. Well, it’s at the base of Youkai Mountain, between the Youkai Forest and Genbu Ravine and next to the signed entrance to the Geyser Center. I’d recommend finding it on your own time first so you know where it is. We’ll be heading down at seven o’clock sharp, be there no later. Deal?”
“Deal.” I shook her hand. “I will meet you all at seven P.M. Wednesday.”
“Good.” She walked away, then looked back at me and said, “you’re a strange man, Akechi. Here in Gensokyo just three weeks and already learning Spell Cards. Now, you’re going to see the Underground.” She winked. “I hope you eventually learn your boundaries, wherever they may be. I’d be a shame to lose someone like you.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I said. As she walked away into the snowy streets, I thought about her words, about boundaries.
I thought about how my journey was all about transcending them, and breaking the chains which bound me.
With a drinking date now settled, my next stop was the Hakruei Shrine to let Reimu know about it so that she could shadow me. Once I got there, I knocked on the shrine door. “Reimu?” I called out.
“Reimu’s out!” A voice from inside shouted. A few moments later, the door slid open, revealing a short, orange-haired girl with horns. Suika Ibuki, if I recalled correctly. The person who was supposedly Shuten-Doji.
“Good afternoon, Akechi-kun,” she said. “Or do you just prefer ‘Goro?’”
“Either is fine, I suppose…”
“Great!” She flashed a toothy smile. “My name’s Suika Ibuki, but you prolly know that already. I saw ‘ya at New Year’s, hangin’ out with Reimu. ‘Ya must be a real charismatic charmer to get that stubborn girl outta her shell, ‘specially since you just came from Outside!”
I chuckled. “Well, people out there did used to call me the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective.’” I fixed my clothes before making my way inside. There was a kotatsu already set up with a bowl of mandarins on top, so I seated myself opposite of her.
“It was gettin’ cold. I hope Reimu doesn’t mind,” Suika said.
I took an orange and started peeling it. “What are you doing here though, I might ask?”
“Oh, me? Well, Reimu’s out on a youkai hunt, after somethin’ attacked a villager yesterday. Guy’s alright, but she still has to set whoever did it straight, and she asked me to house sit for her until she got back, like I’ve been doin’ for years.”
“Do you live close to here?” I asked.
“Nah, I got an entire section from Heaven to myself. Basically bullied it outta the Celestials, and it’s all nice and stuff, but I can still come down here whenever I want, which is nice.”
I was… actually, forget it. This place had no common sense, I just had to accept it. “You… live in Heaven, huh? That’s… quite the achievement.”
“Whoddya think you’re talkin’ to?” she boasted. “You already know I’m one of the strongest and most badass youkai in existence!”
“Then why do you look like a little girl?” I asked candidly.
She paused for a moment. “Oh, this? It’s a power-saving form. I’m nowhere near the only person who does it, either. Lots of youkai and gods take minor forms like this to conserve their strength until they need it.”
“A ‘power-saving’ form… youkai are very strange indeed.”
“Yeah. Though, even in this form, I can still rip mountains apart. Just the threat of my true form is enough to make all but the strongest foes back down, but, Iunno, it’s been, at least, centuries since I’ve last had to assume it. These days, I’m just content switching between partyin’ and going around the place makin’ sure it isn’t fallin’ apart.”
“I see…”
Suika took a drink. “You sound surprised.”
“Oh, well, it’s just, this land is full of Japanese legends, and it surprises me not just that they all exist, but also that they are all… quite different from what they taught in school. Like Kaguya for instance; her behavior is far from what I would expect of a princess.”
“Rumors have an interesting way of twistin’ as they pass from person to person, until they’re completely different from the original,” Suika replied. “Important details get lost, others get embellished or even made up, which I highly dislike as an oni, until they’re so widely accepted as fact that the actual facts are considered false. Like how humans always thought I was a dude; nobody in that old society thought big, brutish oni could be female, and it didn’t help that almost no one ever saw me and lived to tell the tale. Not that I didn’t use it to my advantage; back in the day when those guys raided my castle on Mt. Oe, I left several meat puppets behind for them to kill while me and my gang all slipped out the back. We then made our way here to Gensokyo, so that I could pay my old friend Yukari some favors. They’ve all gone underground since then, since us Oni are feared for our power, but I stayed up here to help manage things.”
“I see. But… which origin story of yours is true? There are several variations, after all…”
“The Yamata-no-Orochi was my dad, he ate seven daughters of that family and almost devoured the last one, Kushinada-Hime, and he was slain by Susano-o who drew the Kusanagi Tsurugi from his fourth tail.” She took another swig from her bottle. “Then I was picked up by some Buddhists and sent to a temple to try and control my cursed heritage, but all that went kaput when I wore an oni mask at a festival. From there I worked my way up the oni hierarchy until I had my own small army, and also brought together three other strong oni. Together, we became the Four Devas of the Mountain.” She reclined back and stretched. “‘Course, Yukari’s the reason I managed to pick up as much influence as I did. After all, she’s the one who started the ‘Youkai Expansion Project’ to get all the best here into one place, and eventually help set up the Hakurei Border to protect us from waning fear and belief of the Outside.”
“Yukari…” I mused. “I keep hearing her name, but I’ve never seen her. Supposedly she’s still in some kind of winter hibernation. Is she really that powerful?”
Suika chuckled. “Hehe… tell ‘ya what, Yukari’s like an enigma shrouded in mystery. No one really knows what she’s scheming at any given moment, and she’s generally impossible to read. And, her past and age are a complete mystery, even to an old oni like myself.”
“So, she’s very old and very intelligent, is what you’re saying.”
“Yup. Beautiful, too. She’s so beautiful, high-class and graceful she can’t be matched by anyone else.” She looked up at me and smirked. “And she’s also extremely powerful, powerful enough to invalidate the rules and laws of common sense, physics and reality, to blur the line between law and chaos, fact and fiction, night and day, fantasy and reality. Some question if she’s really only a youkai as she claims, or if she’s something else, like a god among gods.” She took another swig. “If it gives you an idea, she’s powerful enough to have Ran, a full-fledged, full-power, nine-tailed kitsune, as a shikigami. And Ran’s own shikigami, Chen, is a relatively ordinary bakeneko. Now, if you can imagine Chen next to Ran, then what must Ran be to Yukari?”
I felt the hairs on the back of my neck start to stand up. “That’s…”
“The kind of person Yukari is,” Suika finished for me. “She might be lazy, mysterious, and perhaps a bit weird, but she’s good at what she does, and she’s the reason Gensokyo exists and stays together. Takes a lot of power to hold back the weight of Outside’s changing beliefs. It’d be an unmitigated disaster if we were to ever lose her.”
“It certainly sounds like it,” I said. “I hope I get to meet her at some point.”
“I’m sure you will,” Suika assured me. “Outsiders never escape Yukari’s eye, especially the ones that come in without her ‘help.’ I’m sure Ran will tell her once she’s up, and she’ll sneak up on you one day and play around with you.” She took yet another swig. “But until then, you should definitely get acclimated and mingle with as many people as you can. The better connected you are, the less likely you are to be targeted by wild youkai lookin’ for tasty Outsiders to snack on. I’d say you’re already doin’ pretty good, havin’ the Shrine Maiden and the witch on your side. And it sounds like you’re already gettin’ friendly with Youmu, Yuyuko, Reisen and others as well. It takes some humans years just to earn the trust of one of them, and yet you’ve gained all their respect in just weeks. And you can fly, and are learning Spell Cards. I wonder, are you just that charismatic, or is there something else about you which makes you so attractive?”
I smiled. “Outside, I was referred to as the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective,’ and had quite the following of fangirls. I suppose coming here didn’t change that fact one bit.”
“Suppose not,” Suika remarked. “But I will caution you on one thing: you will understand your place here at some point. Where that place is, I have no clue, but you will understand it when the time comes. You’re already gettin’ involved with some of Gensokyo’s big shots, so I hope you don’t hit the ceiling too quickly. Honestly, I see a lotta potential in you. So don’t waste it, is what I’m saying.”
I nodded hesitantly. “I’ll do my best.”
“That’s what I wanna hear!” She laid down on the floor. “I hope Reimu’ll be back soon. I can’t imagine how she tolerates this cold shrine. Up where I live, I don’t have to worry about the cold or heat, and I got all the booze I want.” She brandished her bottle. “This drinkin’ gourd here. I fill it with water, it becomes sake. The drunker I get, the stronger I am, and the more I want to fight and party. You’re lucky to catch me in one of my few relatively sober moments, otherwise things might’ve gotten crazy real fast, am I right hahaha.”
“Eehh,” I groaned, now smelling the booze she was talking about.
Suddenly there was a bang on the door.
“Oh hey, I bet that’s Reimu,” Suika said, half-passed out. “Why don’t you answer the door, Imma sleep for a bit.” She then instantly conked out, leaving me to answer the door alone.
When I opened the door, however, I didn’t see Reimu. Instead, I saw Marisa, and a panicking Alice shivering in the cold.
“Oh hey, Rei- wait, you’re not Reimu!” Marisa exclaimed. “What are you doin’ here, Goro?!”
“The same reason as you, to visit Reimu,” I said. “Except she’s not here at the moment.”
“I can see that. Anyway, we got ourselves an emergency,” she said.
“An emergency?”
“Y-yeah,” Alice replied. “This morning, I entered my workshop, but that doll, the one I showed you both yesterday… it’s gone!”
I jumped back in shock. “W-what??”
“It’s gone, disappeared, just like that! We have to go find it! It’s my life’s work!” She sobbed. “Who could’ve taken it? Who could have done such a thing?!”
“‘Ey, calm down, Alice,” Marisa said, hugging her. “We’ll find ‘er soon enough. And, we got this guy helpin’ us out.” She looked at me. “Am I right?”
I put my hand to my heart. “Absolutely. Time to do some detective work.”
We started at Alice’s house, where we found our first piece of evidence: a set of snow tracks heading off into the forest, which did not match Alice’s own, and which started a few meters away from the house. They tapered out where the dense foliage prevented the snow from reaching the ground, but it was still a very good start. We floated just above the snow to avoid damaging evidence.
“These tracks,” I said. “Do they look familiar to either of you?”
“Well…” Alice examined them closely. “...now that you mention it, they kind of do.”
“Oh?”
“Yes. These… these look like the bottoms of the shoes I put on her.” She gasped. “Wait… could this mean… she…”
“Came to life?” Marisa said. “You really think she did?”
“Or,” I suggested, “could the thief have put on her shoes as they walked out with her to throw us off? We have to consider all of the possibilities.”
“Oh, right.” Marisa looked at the tracks again. “Well, should we head off in that direction, just to see if she’s off somewhere that way?”
I shook my head. “Except that she could be lost in the forest, or be anywhere within a wide fan of where those tracks lead off to. Or, of course, she could also be at the thief’s house. It has been several hours just since Alice noticed she was missing, and she likely disappeared during the night. She could be anywhere, really.” I thought for a moment. “Does anyone else know about her existence? Who might have a motive to steal her?”
Alice shrugged. “You and Marisa are the only other people who know about her. And I have pre-programmed dolls patrolling the house during the night. An alarm would wake me up and alert me to anything trying to break in or leave.”
“I see,” I noted. “So, if there were a thief, they would somehow have to be able to fool or otherwise nullify your security system, and if the doll came alive she would still have to be able to leave the house without tripping the alarm.”
“Exactly,” Alice nodded. “The only person I know who’d be able to do that is Marisa over here, but after a… thorough inspection of her house, I managed to determine she was not the culprit.”
“Why do ‘ya gotta assume it was me every time?” Marisa complained.
“Because you’re always stealing things.”
“‘Ey, I’m not stealin’, I keep tellin’ ya! I’m just borrowing until I die!” She fixed her hat. “And besides, that thing weighs more than a hundred kilos. Even if I were interested in makin’ off with it, it’d be heavy as all hell, and I have no use for it anyway!”
“Let’s not start a fight right now,” I said. “Alice, if you don’t mind, I’d like to look around inside your house for clues.”
“Absolutely,” she said.
We inspected the workshop for evidence of entry through the window, but turned up nothing. Other windows in the house showed no signs of forced entry, either. There were no fingerprints which I could discern, nor were the windows damaged. So we stood in the main living area, where I next had Alice recount her night after me and Marisa had left.
“Okay,” Alice started. “So, after you left, I-”
“Sorry, you mind if I go take a piss?”
Both me and Alice winced at just how candid Marisa was at that moment. “Sure…” we said in unison.
“Alright, thanks.” She walked away and shut the bathroom door behind her.
I turned back to Alice. “I’m sorry, continue.”
“Oh, right. Well, as I was saying, last night was fairly routine. I made dinner, read for a couple hours, then went to bed. This morning, I got up, bathed, and ate breakfast, then went into the workshop to sew some replacement dresses when I noticed my large doll was missing.”
“You’re sure you locked all the doors and windows in the house?” I asked. “Is there anywhere we have not yet checked?”
Alice thought for a moment, then responded, “now that you mention it, I don’t think we’ve checked my cellar yet. There’s a window just large enough for a person to crawl through there.” She twiddled her fingers. “But, entry through that window should have triggered the alarm, just like anywhere else in the house.”
“I see. Like I said, it’s still possible that-”
“AW, SHIT, I DIDN’T REALIZE I LEFT IT HERE!”
I turned to the bathroom and went over to the door, knocking on it. “What is it, Marisa? What did you forget?”
Marisa threw the door open. “I left my damn Metaverse Key here like a du-... oops.”
...that idiot.
“I’m sorry, what?” Alice asked.
I shook my hands. “Oh, nothing, just an artifact of hers,” I said.
“Oh, I see.”
“...although…” If Marisa left her Metaverse key here, I realized Alice may have inadvertently activated it, sending her and her house into the Metaverse, and perhaps causing the doll to disappear somewhere in there. That would certainly explain why Alice’s alarm didn’t trigger.
“...tell me, what was the name of the book you were reading?”
“...huh?” Alice wondered. “What does that have to do with the doll?”
“I’m just trying to be thorough,” I said.
“Oh, well, alright, I guess… I was reading a book called ‘A Treatise on human Logos, Pathos, and Ethos. It was so strange, too: at one point, I felt a painful flash, then everything went quiet and a couple of my dolls dropped to the ground. I also grew very tired quickly, so I went to bed early…”
Dammit, I thought. So that’s exactly what happened.
“...I think I know what happened,” I said. “Marisa, we need to get going.”
“Where to?” She asked.
“You know where,” I said.
“...where are you two going?” Alice asked me.
I shook my head. “I’m sorry, that’s a secret.
Alice stamped her foot. “You say you know what happened, and yet you won’t tell me what happened to my doll?? Just what are you trying to hide from me?”
“I’m not trying to hide anything,” I said, “it’s just that only me and Marisa can take care of it from here.”
“Well, you can at least tell me where it is you’re going! I thought we made a deal last night, and I won’t deal with anyone whom I can’t trust to-”
The door rattled. “Yo, Alice! You in there???”
All three of us jolted toward the door. “Cirno-chan?” Alice wondered. “What are you doing here?”
Cirno entered the house, visibly quite angry. “You’ve done it this time! You dare to desecrate my sacred territory by the lake with one of your creations?! I won’t have it!”
“Whoa whoa whoa,” Alice said. “What do you mean?”
“I mean what I say!” Cirno shouted. “One of your dolls just stepped right through my holy field of ice sculptures without my permission! And I knew it was one of yours because only your dolls are dressed like that! And now she’s just standing there, like a freak, lookin’ out at the lake, and I can’t do shit to get her to leave! She even just deflects my mighty icicles like they’re mere snowflakes! The nerve of her!”
After taking a moment to process the ice fairy’s words, we bolted out through the door. “I apologize,” I said. “We’ll go remove her for you.”
“You had better!” Cirno said before zipping off.
We rushed out of the forest and toward the Misty Lake. There, just as Cirno had indicated, a figure in a dress stood close to the lakeshore, standing still as though it were a statue, the dress gently whipping in the cold breeze.
“That’s her! It has to be!” Alice called out.
I looked down at the tracks leading up to her. “These are the same tracks leading away from the house.”
We touched down, just as the doll turned around to see us. Her face was expressionless; if she was feeling any emotion, she didn’t communicate it.
“Let’s stay back,” I cautioned. “She could see us as a threat.”
We all stared at one another for several seconds. The only sound was that of the wind, and the rippling waters of the lake splashing onto the sheet of ice ringing it.
The doll took a step. Then another. She walked up to us, glancing at Alice and Marisa briefly, then coming up to me.
She reached out her hand.
“...you…”
“...me?” I wondered.
“...you are… Crow…?” She looked at Marisa. “And you… Starburst…?”
This doll… she knew me and Marisa by our Metaverse code names. Was it possible, I thought? Could a shadow, while Alice’s house was in Ethos, have found the doll and bound to it? And, that shadow would have to have met us before.
There was only one shadow we had encountered in Ethos who escaped with its life.
“Crow, and… Starburst?” Alice said. “What… what does she mean?”
“Beats the heck outta me,” Marisa shrugged. “She must have us mixed up with other people. I mean, the spirit that’s in there, it’s possible we look like people she used to know.”
The doll looked at her. “...you… you lie.”
“Do I?” Marisa said.
“You… you’re the one who wields the projection of a green-haired witch. And you,” she pointed at me, “a figure with a face mask, and multiple other shadows. I remember it clearly. I almost beat all of you, then that one girl… Nitori? She awakened to her power, and then you all had me on the ground. And then she removed the distortion cast upon me.”
I jumped back in shock. “Wait, do you mean…”
She bowed. “I am the shadow who once called myself ‘Godly General Vajra.’”
…
“...er… I don’t follow what’s going on. ‘Shadows?’ ‘Inner Power?’ What does she mean?”
I shivered in the cold. “We should probably return to your house. It will be easier to explain while we’re someplace warm.”
“I hope Okonomiyaki is fine,” Alice asked us. “I’m running low on Western ingredients and will have to make another run to Makai soon to get more.”
“Anything you make is great,” Marisa said.
We were back at Alice’s cottage, where Alice made us all a late lunch. All of us were gathered around her table, including the shadow-possessed doll. Alice’s smaller dolls poured us all tea, and the doll took a sip.
“...so this is ‘tea,’” she said. “I have heard of it, but have never drank any.”
“Tea’s popular everywhere,” Marisa said. “Breakfast, lunch, dinner, meetin’ with friends, work breaks, before bed, every time is tea time, ‘specially here in Gensokyo.”
“Is that… so…” she said hesitantly.
I glanced at Alice. Yesterday, she had been gushing over the prospect of putting a soul in this doll, thus bringing it to life. And yet, she seemed numb, like she didn’t know how to react to this situation now that it had actually happened, now that her life’s goal had been accomplished. Insead, she silently focused on preparing the food, then served us all a plate before seating herself.
The doll poked at her food exploritavely. “And this… this is what humans eat?”
“Just one of many things,” Marisa said. “That’s called ‘Okonomiyaki,’ and it’s basically just a mashup of flour, yams, cabbage, and whatever else the cook feels like throwin’ in there.” She picked hers up and took a bite. “Mmmm… lemme guess, onions and shrimp?”
“Yes,” Alice bowed. “...my apologies, my Japanese cooking isn’t as good as most others, so I just followed the recipe Lady Shinki gave me.”
The doll looked at hers for a moment, before picking it up, opening her mouth slowly, then slowly biting in. She then put it down, and for a few seconds seemed unsure what to do before she realized she had to chew. Finally, after chewing for a few seconds more, she swallowed.
“Well? How is it?” Marisa asked.
“...this…” She took another bite. “...so this… this is what ‘eating’ is like. What ‘food’ tastes like.”
Alice stared at her, drumming her fingers on the table hesitantly. “Is it… does it taste good, at least?”
“Taste…” The doll slumped. “I apologize. I only know life as a shadow. A being, an idea, flowing through the Sea of Souls, before being drawn to Ethos and overcome by its distortion. I took the form of Godly General Vajra, and believed myself to be him, but now I have no name, no identity, after I was torn from the distortion by them.”
Alice looked very puzzled. “...what… What do you mean by that? I’m not sure I follow…”
“Should we explain it to her?” Marisa whispered into my ear.
“...I guess we have no choice. At the very least, she deserves an explanation on how her doll gained life.” I turned back to Alice. “I can explain everything, but it will take some time.”
“Please do,” Alice replied.
“Alright. So…” I paused, then had a thought. “...actually, this will be easier if we show you first. May we step outside for a moment?”
“...um… sure?”
“Dude, is it safe?” Marisa asked me. “Ya know, because she’s a youkai?”
“We’ll only be in there briefly,” I assured her. “And we won’t be going anywhere dangerous.” We got up from the table and walked toward the door. “I’d like you to come with us, if you would.”
“Um… okay,” the doll said, getting up from the table and following us out.
We climbed up to the roof, then I uttered the keyword, sending us to Ethos. Alice flinched from the sensation, as the world twisted and distorted, and the tall tower materialized on the horizon.
“Gah!” Alice grunted. “That feeling! It’s just like last night when…” Her voice trailed off, as she looked around, wide-eyed, at the landscape around her.
“...wha… what is… where are we???” She looked at us, me and Marisa, who were in our Metaverse outfits.
Alice jumped back. “What the?! Goro? Marisa?? And… those outfits! What’s going on here?!”
“This is the Cognitive World,” I explained to her. “This is the place where this doll, this shadow, comes from.”
“Okay, wait wait wait…” Alice took a breath. “*phew*... this is just… okay. So… ‘Cognitive World.’ As in, we’re inside someone’s mind, or something?”
“Close, but not quite,” I said. “This particular place is influenced by the cognition of the masses. Think of it as the ‘collective unconscious,’ where the thoughts and beliefs of the masses converge and take form, to influence the environment.”
“Alright…” Alice hunched over. “...I don’t get it.”
“Don’t sweat it,” Marisa said, “I still don’t fully get it myself. But basically, in this place we can change people’s hearts by finding their shadows and beatin’ some sense into them.”
“What is a ‘shadow’???”
“Shadows are the beings which inhabit this place,” I explained. “Everyone has a shadow, representing their subconscious, repressed negative feelings. There are also shadows, drawn from the Sea of Souls and bound to cognitive distortions, like this one.”
“Distortion?” Alice asked.
“The Cognitive World, or Metaverse, is influenced by the cognition of the people who control a given section of it. This place, ‘Ethos,’ is affected by the distorted, selfish desires of the masses, while other, smaller sections are ruled by the shadows of people with very distorted desires. We call these ‘Fortresses,’ and we use our power to take them down and remove the distortion.”
Alice stood there, dumbstruck from the massive amount of information we had just hit her with. “Okay…” She held her head. “...okay okay okay… this is…”
“Not somethin’ you ever knew existed?” Marisa said.
“...you could say that.” She looked back up, looking out at the empty, still landscape. “A world composed of the thoughts and desires of the human unconscious given form… this is something, in all my years of occult study, that I never would have guessed existed. If only I had brought my notebook so I could take down observations…”
The doll pointed at the tower. “There… I came from there… that dark, evil place, full of shadows like myself.”
Alice looked at her. “You mean, that tower?”
“The tower is the source of the distortion,” I said. “All of us are trying to make our way to the top, to try and discover what lies there.”
“‘All of us?’ Is it not just you and Marisa?”
“Nope,” Marisa said, shaking her head. “There are others in on it too.”
“I see…” She looked at the tower again. “Shadows… what do they look like?”
“Their appearances vary, based on the Fortress’s distortion,” I told her. “Their true forms also vary, and resemble various figures imprinted upon the human subconscious, namely gods, monsters, angels, demons, and historical figures. I have the ability to free these shadows from the distortion, and make them remember their names. They then give me their power, which I can wield as my own. And as I said, each person has a shadow of their own, representing their repressed, negative emotions and thoughts. Accepting your shadow, coming to terms with your faults, and resolving to tear off your mask, not to hide your true self any longer, allows one to awaken their Persona, which not only allows them to fight here in the Metaverse, but has profound effects on their behavior and psyche as well.”
“Is that so?” Alice thought for a moment. “How long have you had this power for?”
I shook my head. “I’m not the only one with this power, this ability to enter the Metaverse. Outside, there is a group of vigilantes called the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, whose bizarre crimes captivated Japan. They were completely untraceable, their methods unknowable, and their targets would receive calling cards, followed by them making public confessions about their crimes and sins several days later. I was assigned by the SIU to investigate them, and I became the only detective to discover their true identities: they were all high schoolers like me, most of whom attended the same prep school.”
“High schoolers?” Alice wondered. “As in, they were all kids?”
“What is ‘high school?’” the doll asked.
“It… sounds like a cliche anime plot, doesn’t it? Anyway, I followed them into the fortress of a police prosecutor. They were all shocked and dismayed, of course, that a detective had managed to catch up with them, but after seeing the world I had entered, and after awakening to my own Persona following an ambush, I offered them a unique deal: I would not incriminate them, if they helped me take down the fortress of an exceptionally corrupt and murderous politician running for prime minister. They, of course, accepted, and together we stormed it.” I lowered my head. “But… things did not go according to plan, and I got separated from the group just as the place was crumbling. I failed to escape in time, causing me to become stricken from cognition… and end up here in Gensokyo.”
“That’s…” Alice paused. “...that’s certainly a unique way of winding up here. Being wiped from public cognition… ”
Suddenly, Marisa poked my shoulder. “Hey, dude, look at that!”
I looked down, and was surprised to see a wandering shadow in front of Alice’s house. “A shadow? How did it get here? I thought there were no shadows beyond the tower…”
The doll shook her head. “I think I know that one. It must have followed me.”
Marisa tipped her hat, and grinned. “Well then… why don’t we give Alice here a little demonstration of our powers?”
I pulled my glove. “I don’t see why not.” So, with a dramatic flourish, I leaped into the air, right on top of the unsuspecting shadow, and kicked off its mask with the heel of my shoe, causing it to dissolve into three Obariyons and me and Marisa to throw off our masks and summon our Personas to take them on.
“What, what???” Alice jumped back in shock. “What are those… spirits that came out of both of you?”
“Our Personas,” I said. “And this is the strength they give us!” Me and Marisa simultaneously unleashed Mazio and Mafrei, respectively, to bring them down before they knew what had hit them. They did, of course, plead for mercy, so I humored them and allowed one of them to be absorbed into my mask, another tool for our mission.
“Amazing,” Alice said in awe. “So, you say that’s the power you use in this world…”
Meanwhile, the doll, standing next to her, had watched our beatdown intently. “Your skills are most impressive,” she praised. “It’s no wonder you all managed to overcome me.”
I spun my key around my finger. “I trust you understand it all by now. Let’s head back. It’s risky for you to be here for very long.”
“Eh?”
“We’re cut off from the real world’s magic here, so you’re gonna run outta gas in a jiffy,” Marisa said. “It’s why you conked out last night.”
“Ah, okay,” Alice nodded.
Back in the real world, and back inside the cottage, we resumed our late lunch. After our trip to the Metaverse, it was all Alice wanted to talk about.
“I still can’t believe it,” she said excitedly. “A world in which mankind’s cognition takes shape??”
“Calm down, Alice, it’s nothin’ to get over excited about,” Marisa said.
“‘Calm down???’ Don’t you get it?! Magicians the world over would kill for an opportunity like this! Think about all the breakthroughs that could be discovered!” She turned over to the doll. “Like her! She comes from that world, and she could tell me all sorts of stuff about it!”
The doll was silent.
“Don’t you feel you are treating her as a mere tool, rather than a person?” I asked.
Alice became quiet.
“He’s right, Alice,” Marisa said. “You gave a doll life. Don’t tell me ya’ seriously weren’t prepared to actually live with another person once you eventually pulled it off.”
Alice sighed. “Ahhh… I suppose you’re both right. It’s just… it’s just that I’ve been fixated on bringing a doll to life for so long that I, ah, didn’t really think much past that.” She turned back to face the doll. “I… I hope you will forgive me. I haven’t lived with anyone for so long that I…”
“...Alice…”
“Hm? What is it?”
“...Alice...sama…”
Alice jumped up in her seat. “Eh???”
The doll got up, and bowed. “You gave me this body and allowed me to leave that place, leave its distortion and miasma. For that, I am eternally grateful, and shall serve you from here on.”
Alice was now shaking in her seat and blushing, clearly not expecting something like this to happen. “Eh-hehe…”
“I guess yer’ officially a master now,” Marisa grinned.
“I...I am?”
“Yup, just like how Shinki was and is your master now.”
…
“...ah, yes!” She got up and bowed at the doll. “Well, if you insist, then I shall pledge to be a good, responsible master, miss… er…”
“Is… something wrong?” the doll asked.
“Well, see… you don’t have a name yet, do you?” Alice said sheepishly.
“Oh, right,” Marisa said. “You don’t have a name.”
“A name… I used to go by ‘Godly General Vajra,’ but now I know that must not be my true identity. But, if not that, then what?”
“We’ll just have to come up with a new name for you, then,” I said. “Now then… it can’t be just any name, it should have some sort of meaning, a story, behind it.”
The doll shrugged. “I’m just a nameless shadow from the Sea of Souls…”
The Sea of Souls…
“...how about ‘Mamiko?’” I suggested.
“Mamiko… I like it! What about you?” Marisa said.
“Mamiko… a female name, for a female body…” She bowed. “...still, it is a fine name.”
“Alright then,” I said. “Now, should we come up with a last name for her then?”
“Ain’t ‘Margatroid’ good enough?” Marisa asked.
“Not in this case,” Alice said, shaking her head. “This is a master-servant relationship, not a mother-child one. She deserves to have her own last name.”
“Fair point…” I thought about possible last names, before saying, “In the Metaverse, you took the form of one of the twelve generals who serve Yakushi Nyorai. You may not actually be Vajra, but you must admit that is still part of your identity, having taken his form.”
“...you think so?” Mamiko asked.
“Absolutely.”
“So… ‘Shinshou’ then?” Marisa asked.
“Precisely. Plus, she is serving Alice now, much like how Vajra and the eleven others served Nyorai.”
“Shinshou…” she mumbled. “...Mamiko Shinshou.” She bowed again. “Starting today, that will be my identity.”
“Splendid,” I said. I looked at a clock. “It seems it’s getting late, I should probably head back now.”
“You do that then, I’m gonna blow as well,” Marisa said.
“Have a good night,” Alice smiled. “And please do remember to come back, Goro. I’d like to learn more about the ‘Metaverse’ from you.”
“My pleasure,” I bowed, before showing myself out the door.
Notes:
The idea for Mamiko came about when I was brainstorming ideas for the story early on. Obviously, her creation calls to mind The Dollmaker's Daughter (the fic that inspired me to write in the first place), but story-wise she's more akin to Aigis or Teddie. She mainly exists so that I can write a character who has to learn how to be a normal person, since this story's as much about personal growth and relationships as it is about the actual central plot.
I should also note that, while Vajra most commonly appears as a weapon throughout the MegaTen franchise (one of Makoto's melee weapons is the Vajra Gloves for instance), he did appear as a physical demon in Shin Megami Tensei II, where he was one of the twelve members of the Shinshou clan you had to defeat in order to fight Atavaka in order to progress in Castle Kether.
Chapter 25: Everyday Days
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/15
When I woke up, I saw the familiar ceiling of the Velvet Room. Lifting myself up, I could see all three of its residents looking at me expectantly.
“Welcome back,” Lavenza bowed. “My master has requested to speak with you once more.”
I looked up at Igor, whose grin was as unbreakable as ever. “It would seem another possibility has come into being, and has been given form,” he said. “A rare occasion made possible by the actions you have taken.”
I thought for a second about what he meant. “You mean Mamiko?”
“Shadows are beings from the Sea of Souls, representative of the collective unconscious. Just occasionally, one of these shadows will find itself in the physical realm, in one form or another. These souls, this new life, enter the world with no knowledge, and yet also burning curiosity, of this strange new world they are thrust into.” He chuckled. “Your actions have allowed one such shadow to enter the world, not by intention but rather as a consequence of the choices you have made, in the new environment in which you find yourself.”
“Alice is really great at makin’ dolls,'' Rika said. “She’d always wanted to bring one to life, and, well, she had the doll made and you had the means to get a shadow into it, even if you didn’t mean to.”
“Indeed,” nodded Lavenza. “That shadow which you had freed from the control of Ethos was allowed to eventually find the doll and bind with it. Now, that shadow begins its own journey, a journey to find purpose and to define itself.”
“Of course,” Rika added, “since you were responsible for it comin’ into the world, you should be there to support it. Just sayin’, she’s a blank slate, wouldn’t want her to turn out rotten. And who knows, a shadow could be a strong ally in the Metaverse.”
“I do ask that you take responsibility for your actions as well,” Igor added. “You have brought a shadow into your world, and have attracted several powerful individuals into your circle.”
I thought about their words, about the shadow, now named Mamiko Shinshou. How she was essentially little better than an infant in terms of life experience. She could talk and act like an adult, and she was likely a capable fighter as well, but other than that, she didn’t know how to interact with people, make a living, or do other things adults could. Nor did she possess the kind of basic skills children would be taught. She would have to be taught these things by Alice, by us, by… well, me as well. And she would need to make friends, be shown the world.
I was used to ruining lives, ending them too. Now, though, I had to help someone build their life.
“I understand,” I bowed. “I will be there to help guide her.”
A bell rang. “It seems dawn is drawing near,” said Igor. “I await the continuing developments of your journey…”
I made my way back to the shrine, hoping to find Reimu and tell her what the plan was. Thankfully, she was there, along with Ran and her shikigami Chen.
“Welcome back, Akechi-kun,” Ran said. “Do you have business with Hakurei?”
“Private matters, yes,” I bowed, “but I’m also here as a friend.”
Ran turned and looked incredulously at Reimu.
“Don’t get any funny thoughts,” she snarled. “It’s not like that.”
“Oh, my apologies, I didn’t mean to assume.” She turned and shouted, “Chen, could you make some extra tea for our guest?”
“Absolutely, Ran-sama!” the bakeneko chirped. She brought out some tea and cups, and we all visited, mostly talking about our lives and such. Ran in particular went on about all the work she did trying to keep Gensokyo together, and about the Outside incident.
“Any news?” Reimu asked.
“Our first scout came back recently,” Ran said.
“What did they say?”
Ran yawned. “...sorry, I haven’t gotten any rest in days.” She stretched out, chugged her entire glass and poured another. “They said the Outside appeared fairly normal, at least at first glance. There were no obvious physical changes to the world to note. He did mention a few things which seemed odd to us, though.”
“Such as?”
“For starters, he observed no crime within the affected area, which by our estimates essentially covers all of Japan at this point, with evidence of influence in the Koreas, Russia and China as well. The news reports also painted a rosy picture of the world, with no major wars or conflicts going on between nations. And everyone he spoke with seemed to be very happy and satisfied with their lives.” She sipped some more tea. “The scout happens to be a tengu as well; he took some newspapers from Japan and travelled to the United States to compare news reports from the two nations. He touched down in Seattle, and discovered some troubling information.”
“How troubling?” I asked.
“When he looked at the Japanese newspapers again, their headlines and stories had all changed, and they matched their American counterparts. Outside the affected area, for instance, news outlets talk about the upcoming inauguration of Donald Trump, but inside, he had succumbed to heart disease back in 2015 before he could announce his candidacy, and ultimately another man, Dave Reichert, won the election instead. Furthermore, when the scout returned to Japan, the American paper changed to reflect this ‘new’ reality.”
I rubbed my chin. “Did the papers mention the anomaly in Japan at all?”
Ran shook her head. “It was very strange: it should be big news, there should be mass panic, and yet not only does the rest of the world not know of it, their depiction of events in Japan doesn’t even correlate to what the scout saw. The same paper had a section regarding the ongoing scandal and trial surrounding Masayoshi Shido, who won the Prime Minister election before confessing on live TV to ordering assassinations and committing rape. In Japan? The man doesn’t even exist, as in, he never existed.”
I resisted the urge to comment on that sack of shit. “...that’s insidious,” I said. “It sounds like the anomaly has the power to retroactively rewrite history, but unless you’re within it, its changes cannot be perceived.”
Reimu sighed. “This is much worse than I feared. What’s the threat to Gensokyo?”
Ran shook her head again. “We simply don’t know the full scope at this point, or what might ultimately happen for sure. But given the nature of the Hakurei Border, as a hard boundary between fantasy and reality, and the fact that the anomaly has surrounded Gensokyo on all sides seemingly to no negative effect so far, it’s safe to say the anomaly can’t actually destroy it, as its underpinnings seem to be beyond the anomaly’s scope. However, there is a risk the anomaly could cause a number of things people used to fear or believe in to be dumped here, throwing off Gensokyo’s social order and potentially throwing the land into chaos. Furthermore, as it is not yet evenly spread out these effects could be unstable. We’ve already gotten unconfirmed reports from villagers and youkai about things like Shido campaign signs, nuclear warheads and the like sporadically phasing in and out of existence at different places all throughout Gensokyo, as well as various things and, in one case, a minor god vanishing from Gensokyo as well, only to turn up again hours later.”
Reimu crossed her arms. “So the danger isn’t any direct threat to the Barrier, but rather what the anomaly will cause to be dumped here which puts us at risk, not to mention what could be unleashed Outside.”
“Precisely, yes.”
Reimu put her hands on the table. “Dammit. Well, I guess Gensokyo not getting destroyed is better than nothing, but if a whole bunch of shit that this thing wipes from cognition ends up here, unpredictable doesn’t even begin to describe what we’ll be facing. Depending on what ends up here, it’ll be absolute bedlam, and even if the anomaly can’t destroy Gensokyo directly, the things coming here could throw the balance of power between youkai and humans off so badly that it could cease to exist anyway.” She looked back up and took another sip. “Anything we can do to stop it? Where’s the source?”
“We don’t know for sure,” Ran replied, “but apparently there’s a rough circle around Odaiba that youkai cannot enter, and two scouts have already died establishing this. We think the source is in the center; we’ll be sending human scouts to go check it out. If we think the situation can be solved via means we have, including you, we’ll act, but we have to know what we’re getting ourselves into first.”
“Fair enough,” I said. “If there’s anything I can do to help, please feel free. I am a detective, after all.”
Ran smiled. “I’ll think about it. I can already tell you possess notable potential.” She turned to Reimu next. “Now, with that over with, how did the youkai hunt go yesterday?”
“Fine,” Reimu said. “It was a werewolf, still being influenced by the full moon last week, apparently acting out of instinct because she thought the man was a hunter. A spell card duel was all it took to make her get the point. I did lecture the man as well, though; nights around the full moon are the absolute worst times to wander away from the village and he should have known that.”
“So we have werewolves as well…” I noted.
“Indeed.” Ran got up. “Anyway, that’s all I have to share. I need to return to my duties.” She yawned again.
“Are you sure you’re alright?” I asked her.
“I am. It’s just that a shikigami’s work is never done. Come, Chen!”
Once the two had left, I got straight to the point. “Wednesday the 18th, Underground Cave entrance, 7 P.M.”
“...what for?” Reimu asked.
“That’s when me, Shou, Ichirin and Minamitsu are going on a drinking date so I can get information.”
“I see… they’re going bar-hopping in the Underground.” She thought for a moment, then went into the back to dig out something before coming back with an ofuda. “Keep this with you, just in case. Underground’s a very dangerous place for humans to be, and since I have to keep at a distance this will be how you get yourself out of a bar brawl. It’s got extremely potent holy power, though, so don’t use it if you don’t need to.”
“Thank you,” I nodded.
“Great. See you then.”
1/16
Early in the morning, just after breakfast and right as I was getting to work, the bell rang. It was Keine, wrapped up in many layers and speckled with snowflakes.
“Good morning, Akechi-kun,” she said.
I smiled. “Good morning, Keine.”
Keine hung up her jacket. “Just starting work for the day?”
“Technically, we’re not open yet, but you’re always welcome in,” Masato said as he got his counter set up for the day.
“Thank you,” Keine bowed. “I need to start school in a bit, but I thought I’d drop by and check in on you, since it has been a little while since we last talked.” She sat down while I fetched the tea pot and poured her some.
“So, tell me what’s been going on lately. Are you still adjusting to life here alright?”
“Of course,” I replied. “I’ve had to learn to slow myself down compared to life Outside, but I still make plenty of time to go out and meet new friends, and visit existing ones.”
“That’s very good.” She took a sip. “Although, it certainly seems like most of your friends are outside the village, and Masato tells me you’re meeting a lot of ladies, too.”
“Is… that a problem?”
“Oh, by no means. You’ve made some very good friends so far, and you’re very charming too. It’s just that… well, villagers may start talking about you, spreading rumors, because you’re an Outsider who meets with the Shrine Maiden, the witch and various youkai. I’m just suggesting you not forget to mingle into the community as well. Everybody knows everybody here, after all. I’ve already talked to several of the villagers, and many of them, especially the older ones, have either met you or have heard of you and they all think you’re very charming and sweet.”
I smiled. “That’s great to hear. Perhaps I should go out and explore the town today.”
“It’s a good day for it. The sky’s clearing out and the Dragon statue is predicting blue skies for now. We don’t get many clear sky days in winter, so you absolutely should go out there and enjoy it while you can.”
I looked back at Masato. “I do have to finish my work for the day first, of course.”
“I didn’t mean to distract you from your work.” Keine got up and put her coat back on. “And I need to get to the Temple School so I can get everything set up. I’m going to be lecturing my older students on the Mongol Invasions, and Mokou is going to be there as a special guest since she saw them happen.”
My brain skipped for a moment before I realized. “Ah, yes. Lecturing history must be different when you have people around who actually got to experience it as it happened.”
“That’s right. We might be ‘backwards,’ but I’d say we’re still more knowledgeable about our past since we have those kinds of long-lived people with us, and because their teacher can see and hide it at will.”
“Maybe I should attend one of your lectures.”
“That’d be very sweet if you did. I look forward to it.”
Later that day, as promised, I went out and explored the Village’s streets. I wasn’t the only one taking advantage of the beautiful, sunlit day, even if it was very cold out. Children were making snowmen and having snowball fights, teenagers hung out, the market was bustling with people, and men, women and children walked in and out of the shops, trading money or goods for other things. Some of the farmers were buying feed and hay for their livestock, while others whose fields were buried under the snow worked jobs in town, helping out the craftsmen, handymen and blacksmiths, making food deliveries or helping provide care to the town’s elderly.
One thing I learned quickly was that the people of the village place great respect on traditional values, including respect for one’s elders. Young children would stop playing to help a man across the street, even if the man’s own son was already accompanying him. People would spend their extra money at shops, cafes and bars run by old couples. Children would live with their parents, taking over responsibility for the house while still considering them the heads of the house for all the work they did raising them, while those who married away would always visit home frequently to care for their aging parents. The reason for this, Masato explained to me, was to honor the life’s work of elders, all of whom cared for their own aging parents when they were younger while also raising children and earning a living. He lamented the fact that his daughter would never come visit, but also voiced his thankfulness that I could be there helping him out and that my work, even if it was just keeping the shop clean, meant worlds to him. Somehow, despite how jaded I was, this resonated with me. Outside, elders were nominally still supposed to be treated with respect, but in practice society would segregate and confine them into assisted care facilities when they were no longer able to work themselves ragged, and therefore were no longer “useful,” instead leeching on social security and taxpayer money for years until they died, often alone and neglected. To see them actually be honored for their hard work was very refreshing.
And, even if he wasn’t actually my father, Masato had already come to be more of a father to me than Shido ever gave a shit about.
I was at the market again, stocking up on food and groceries for us. Another man, somewhat portly and wearing a straw hat, came in with a girl whom I assumed was his daughter as I was paying for my things. She was hard to miss, since she stood tall, taller even than the man beside her. When I saw her, she was looking down, and it seemed as though she didn’t want to be there. Of course, I knew from experience teenagers didn’t exactly like being dragged out on grocery runs, much less making them on their own or being made to. And yet… somehow, it seemed to me that wasn’t what it was. As in, she was dissatisfied with her life somehow…
...hold on… did I not… see her somewhere before?
She looked up, perhaps noticing that I was staring at her. She had red eyes like mine, and dark brown hair bordering on black…
...that was her. The girl at Suzunaan, when me and Reimu went there to go talk in the back. It was the same girl.
A moment later, her eyes turned to me. They widened, and she turned her head toward me. Our gazes met the other’s. For a moment, neither of us blinked or looked away.
“Kana, are you coming with me?” the man said.
She turned her head and bowed. “Yes, sorry, father.” The two of them then went deeper into the crowds, and I lost sight of them.
As I walked back home with the groceries, I kept thinking about her, about “Kana.” I… wasn’t too sure what to think. She was just a village girl, not like the magic-slinging women I had met thus far. And yet, there was… something about her that I didn’t quite feel when I was around the others. Perhaps it was her striking appearance amid the sea of generic faces, how she stood tall, nearly my own height, above the crowd, her blank yet expressive face, and her distinctive red eyes.
It was a feeling I had never quite felt before in my life, and I didn’t know how to describe it.
I shook my head, and continued home. I would likely cross paths with her again, I thought. I decided to work the afternoon and evening as well, so that I could have the day after the drinking date to… ah, recover, if necessary.
Later that night, as I was washing the dishes, I still had Kana’s image stuck in my head. Masato was nearby putting away the food.
“You’re awfully quiet over there, young man,” he said. “You’ve been quiet ever since you came back from the market.”
“Ah, sorry,” I said. “I just have a lot on my mind right now. I am still adjusting to living here, after all, and I’ve been quite busy lately as well.”
Masato looked at me, with a rather scrutinizing expression.
“...is something wrong?”
He shook his head. “Ah, it’s nothing.” He went back to putting away the food, before retiring upstairs.
...he knew, didn’t he?
1/17
Shortly after the store opened for the day, Reisen stopped by to deliver Masato’s medicine again.
“Good morning, Goro,” she said to me.
“Good morning. It’s a pleasure to see you again,” I smiled.
Reisen counted out Masato’s drugs and took his payment, before coming over to me. “You remember our deal, right?”
“I haven’t forgotten. Your master said she wanted me to wait two weeks after the last visit so that her detox treatment would have time to take effect. I will be coming over in a few days.”
“Good. I’m just making sure you remembered.” She sat down. “Now then… could I ask a favor of you?”
“What is it?”
Reisen handed me a note. “Hakygyoukoro has an herb which can only grow there. It has potent medicinal properties, so I wanted to meet with Youmu to try and get some of it as well as some Netherworld soil to grow it in.”
“Do you know her?”
“We’re friends. We first met during the Endless Night. I… suppose you could say we bonded over being servants and perhaps the only voices of reason between our two places.” She sighed. “I’ve been too busy lately to go visit her, though. Master keeps giving me tasks to complete, I have to make all these deliveries, and I have my own experiments to take care of.”
“That sounds like a lot of work. Do you not get any days off?”
Reisen shook her head. “Sadly. Neither does Master. So long as people get sick, somebody has to be there to take care of them.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Outside hospitals are much the same way. They must always be open, even on holidays, they’re always understaffed, and the staff are all overworked. I wouldn’t ever want to be a doctor.”
“But you’re willing to be a detective. I can’t imagine that’s any easier.”
“True, but I enjoy it greatly and I have talent for it.”
Reisen smiled. “Hehe. I guess work isn’t really work if you enjoy it. Anyway, I understand you’ve visited Youmu and Yuyuko at their place before. If you have time, could you run this note over to them saying I’d like to have those things? I promise I’ll make it up to you.”
“You have my word.”
Reisen got up and bowed. “Thank you. I really appreciate it.”
A few hours later, after lunch, I made my way to Hakugyokurou. Even though I had made this trip a couple times already, I still couldn’t get used to the transition between the physical and spiritual realms. It really drove home how this was a place the living were never meant to tread.
When I arrived, I could see the two of them in the middle of an intense sparring session. Youmu was all but invisible, her green-and-white silhouette dancing and dashing all over the courtyard accompanied by the sounds of the air being slashed and metal clanging against metal as Yuyuko struggled to parry and counter all of her moves. Eventually, her sword was forced from her hand, and Youmu pointed her sword down on her in victory.
“My my~” Yuyuko said playfully. “Your technique is as superb as ever.”
“Only because I train every day,” Youmu said. “Unlike a certain someone who’s gotten so rusty they aren’t much better than a beginner now.”
“That may be so, but let’s not forget I only played fair and square according to your rules.” Yuyuko got up and brushed herself off. “Still, I can’t remember the last time I felt a rush like that. I regret having ever neglected my training, it really is a lot of fun.”
“It’s not ‘fun,’” Youmu insisted.
“Oh, but, you know how it is, being a millennium-old ghost such as me. Life can become empty sometimes, especially when you’re dealing with the same bureaucratic matters over and over again. I’m sure you’ll agree some excitement is needed to break up the tedium.”
“Yuyuko-sama,” Youmu frowned, “the purpose of your sword training is to empower you as the princess of the Netherworld, to command the spirits here with absolute authority, to express grace and femininity and yet also skill and strength. I understand very well you wield colossal magical power, but this is still necessary for you to grow as a princess and as a person.”
I spoke, “your sword technique is quite excellent-”
“GAAAAH!” Youmu shrieked and jumped in the air before clinging onto Yuyuko, her ghost half frazzling up like a startled cat. “Don’t sneak up on me like that!”
Yuyuko laughed, patting Youmu’s head. “Welcome again, Akechi-kun.”
“Ah, I apologize,” I bowed. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”
Youmu breathed out. “No, you’re fine. I just… I just get so focused on my training, I mute out the rest of the world when really I should be keeping aware of my surroundings at all times. If I were out there in the battlefield, an enemy could-”
“Why don’t we make some tea for our beloved guest?” Yuyuko suggested.
“That sounds wonderful,” I smiled.
“So Reisen is asking if she can have some samples of those herbs and some soil?” Youmu asked me.
“That’s right. She told me that they want to grow some of their own and conduct experiments.”
Youmu sipped her tea. “Well, I suppose, Reisen is a close friend of mine, and I could cut her a favor, but…” She looked up at me. “She’s sending you to get it for her, and technically, we have a deal: I provide you the herbs and tea, you take me out to practice being in public. So… what I’m asking is, could we do that tonight? I will give you everything in exchange.”
I nodded. “Absolutely. We do have a deal, and I would never renege on it.”
“Ohoho~” Yuyuko giggled. “I see Akechi-kun is taking my beloved Youmu out on a date!”
Youmu turned around and blushed. “I-it’s not a date!”
“Oh, alright…” Yuyuko came close to me. “Be sure to guide her back home once you two are done.”
“I-I can get myself back just fine!” Youmu pleaded.
“Oh?” Yuyuko put a finger under my chin. “But we have a kind gentleman here, and it is simply his duty to guide a lady to and from where she needs to. You will do that, won’t you?”
“...er, yes.”
“That’s what I wanted to hear!” She backed away. “Have a good time, you two. Don’t be out too late~”
Youmu shrugged. “We changed her heart, and yet somehow she hasn’t changed that much compared to before.”
Youmu changed out of her normal outfit and into more casual clothes before we headed out. We had planned on heading toward the village to visit one of the local pubs, since one of the things Youmu wanted to do was get out and socialize more. Partway down the path, however, a delicious smell entered our noses, wafting out from the trees. Hungry as we were, we soon found ourselves subconsciously following it, going deeper and deeper inside until we saw a glowing light from in between the trees. Emerging from them, we came across a small clearing, and in the middle of it was a food cart, the one owned by the bird girl from New Year’s Eve, who appeared to be grilling several pieces of eel. Nitori was also there, drinking sake.
“Oh, more customers! Welcome! Please, have a seat while I get you something to drink.”
I looked at her. “You are… you are the bird girl from New Year’s eve who was selling eel then sang for all of us.”
“That’s me! Name’s Mystia Lorelei. You’re Goro Akechi, correct? The guy who came in from Outside recently? Nitori over here told me all about it.”
“Hi there,” Nitori said. “Wasn’t expecting to see you and Youmu out here.”
“We were on our way to town, just to have a night out,” Youmu said.
“Oh really?” Mystia smirked. “Looks more like you two are on a date, if you ask me.”
“Ahh-” Youmu blushed up again. “That’s… not…”
“We’re merely friends, that is all,” I sighed. “But, eel and drinks sound good right now.”
“Excellent. Let me get that all started for you.”
We sat next to Nitori, with me in between her and Youmu. “What brings you out here tonight?” I asked her.
“I come here about once a week or so,” Nitori said. “Mystia here makes really good grilled eel, and her sake’s some of the best in Gensokyo.”
“I brew it myself,” Mystia commented. “I go into town, with a human disguise, and buy up all the best rice. I’ve been doing it for so long, I can instantly tell the good stuff from the crap just by glancing at it.”
“Human disguise?”
“She’s a night sparrow youkai,” Nitori told me. “She can cause night blindness with her singing.”
“‘Can,’ but it’s been a while since the last time I actually did that,” Mystia added. “I think it was back in, oh, ‘04, season 119, back during the endless night, I had several run-ins with the groups trying to solve the incident. I had a friendship for a while with Rumia, Cirno and Wriggle around that time, but we split up a few years after that mostly because I was getting tired of their shenanigan, plus I grew up outta nowhere so I wanted to act more ‘adult,’ I guess. Then I met Kyouko at the Myouren Temple one night after we drank out of Kasen’s liquor box and did a rock band routine, and we liked it so much we got in touch with the Prismriver sisters and Raiko and now we have a band for real.” She took the eel off of the grill to cool. “And of course I run this eel cart to support myself. I guess you could say I don’t really act like a youkai. I run a business, two if you count the band, and I spend the profits on food and other things from the village. I just hang out here in the forest since my customers tend to mostly be other youkai, but Marisa and Reimu will come by here from time to time too.” She served up the drinks and the eel to us. “Now then, what’s your story?”
“My story? Well…” Since Mystia was an outsider to our group, I told her my original story about narrowly escaping a fire during an investigation, and coming here since it looked like I had perished in it.
“So you were an ace detective and a high school student? That’s impressive.” She rubbed her chin. “And how you came here… it’s a little far-fetched, I’ll say, but I’ve heard stranger. And for the most part, it seems you’re adapting quite well. I mean, you’ve already got these two AND Reimu and Marisa as friends. And you can fly too. Can’t say I know any other Outsiders who can claim all of that.”
“I was the Charismatic Ace Detective, after all, and had a number of fangirls, although I’ll admit no close friends because of my busy schedule. I’m an orphan too, so I had no family to rely on either.”
“But,” Nitori said in between drinks, “that also means you don’t have any family who’ll miss you. You can start fresh here, slow down a bit, and make some real friends. Like us!”
I smiled. “I suppose so.”
Mystia looked over at Youmu, who was quietly eating. “You haven’t been talking much over here. Something bothering you?”
“Oh, uh…” Youmu jolted up. “Well, I mean, you all have been talking about his past, and I didn’t feel like I could add anything…”
“Eh, loosen up, just go with the flow!” Mystia smiled. “Even if you don’t think you can add anything, it’s all part of being in a conversation!” She leaned over the counter. “I mean, come on, if nothing else, you’ve got to have all sorts of crazy stories about living with Yuyuko. I still remember you grumbling about her being an ‘overgrown child’ even as you were beating me up back then.”
Youmu shot up in her seat. “I never said that! I could never say such a thing!”
“Uh-huh, sure, keep tellin’ yourself that. I can see it in your face, though: you mouth says one thing, but your face and attitude totally agree with what I’m saying.”
“She certainly is an interesting character,” I said. “She rules over the Netherworld, and can be serious and business-like when she needs to, but she also seems very playful in her mannerisms. I can imagine she often talks in riddles.”
“...well, I mean, she does,” Youmu said. “Yuyuko-sama is very intelligent, and good at coming up with complex schemes. She just doesn’t seem like that most of the time, because she’s very good at hiding it and never wants anyone to know what her plans are. Even Yukari herself sometimes has trouble following her, and she’s an intelligent, scheming mastermind herself. One time, the two of them came up with a plot to invade the moon.”
I blinked. “...they did what now?”
“Oh, he’s never heard this story,” Mystia smirked. “Guess we’ll need to fill him in. Go on, Youmu.”
“Oh? Oh, well, I suppose. So, several years ago…”
...
“...all that just for one bottle of sake?”
Youmu shrugged. “To this day, I’m still not too sure what all happened.” I wasn’t sure I completely understood either: apparently, Yukari wanted to invade the moon, the proprietor of the mansion got jealous and built her own rocket to reach it, Eirin warned the two Lunar princesses about the plans, which were both covers for Yuyuko’s plan, Yukari, Reimu and several others dueled the princesses and lost while Yuyuko carried out her theft, in the process also exposing the two princesses sympathies for a criminal who created an “impure” elixir of immortality?
If I were in that situation as Black Mask, I would’ve used the opening to inflict mental shutdowns on the two, and perhaps Tsukuyomi as well, and watch the seemingly advanced and powerful Lunar Capital burn down and tear itself apart in the ensuing chaos and confusion. But now, not only did I have to keep Black Mask an absolute secret, I’d rather not have half the Shinto pantheon out for my blood for committing such a comically grave sin. Redeeming myself for killing or driving insane scores of “normal” people was going to be hard enough.
“It must’ve been killer sake, though,” Nitori commented. “One thousand years old, aged on the moon. If that can be improved, even I don’t know how to do it. Wonder how much money it would’ve gone for Outside.”
“Probably enough to pay the rent for a one-bedroom apartment in Tokyo for two months,” I said. The other three burst out in uproarious laughter, and I could swear I saw sake coming out of Mystia’s nose. Even Youmu, who was usually rather reserved and level-headed, was banging the table and braying like a donkey, and it became clear to me that she was both a lightweight and a terrible drunk.
“Ahaha, holy shit, that was a good one!” Mystia chortled. “I mean, I always figured Tokyo was kinda pricey, but damn!”
“I used to live there, after all. And as bad as Tokyo is, Hong Kong is even worse.”
“How bad is Hong Kong?” Youmu asked.
“You might be able to pay the rent for two days.” Again, we all burst out laughing, and even I was starting to really feel the alcohol talking and acting. I didn’t know why, but right now I felt more relaxed sharing stories with these three girls than I ever had at any point in my life. If this was what it was like to mingle, visit and have friends, I would gladly take it over the lonely existence I had led before.
Unfortunately, I had to travel all the way back to Hakugyokurou with Youmu hunched on my side slurring incomprehensible nonsense, and being subjected to Yuyuko teasingly chastising me for letting her get like that. I did help her set up a bath for Youmu before I left, while also telling her I had news for her and Doremy the next time they were together. She thanked me, and promised to send for me once they were ready for it, as Doremy was very busy and had other matters to take care of first. I went home after that and went straight to bed, wanting to be well-rested for tomorrow’s mission.
Notes:
I like to imagine how Maruki's reality would affect the rest of the world. Would Dave Reichart (the representative for my hometown's congressional district at the time) have realistically won or even sought the White House? Most likely no, but Maruki's cognition-warping powers are strong enough to make it a reality anyway. The fact that you don't know it's happening, whether inside or out, is also rather scary as well. Heck, something like that could easily be affecting our world right now, for all we know, and the people who know the truth because they're unaffected are branded as lunatics.
In other news, right now I'm planning on relocating to Colorado within the next few months, so my life will probably get a little chaotic, but I do promise I'll keep this machine chugging along.
Chapter 26: The Drinking Date
Chapter Text
1/18
“Here is everything, seeds and soil.”
Reisen bowed. “Thank you. I knew I could count on you. With this, we’ll finally be able to grow our own of that special tea, and perhaps even work with Master to extract and analyze its ingredients so we can synthesize them and create new medicines.”
“Are you sure? Youmu claims it can only grow in the Netherworld.”
“Nothing is too challenging for us to overcome,” Reisen boasted. “Master is the ‘Brain of the Moon,’ after all.”
I chuckled. “Well, I suppose so.” I fixed my shirt. “Now then, about our deal. You did promise you would make it up to me if I delivered these to you.”
“Oh, yes.” Reisen kicked her feet a bit. “Well… as I told you before, I don’t get much time off, because of my job. But, Master said I could have the night off if I did this for her. So… if you don’t mind, could we go for drinks tonight, to… get to know each other better?” She tensed up. “A-as business partners, I mean. I’ll buy.”
I nodded. “Actually, it’s interesting you suggest that. I was already planning on joining two of the acolytes at the Myouren Temple for a drinking date in the Underground tonight.”
“...oh?”
“...is something the matter?” I asked.
Reisen then suddenly broke into a giggle fit. “Oh, those girls. Always looking for a chance to slip away and drink ‘till they drop.” She looked up. “Still, I do want to come with you. I hope I won’t be a burden.”
“I’m sure they’ll understand,” I smiled.
“Really? Thanks.”
“Seven o’clock at the Underground cave entrance, they said. I’ll come back here later so that we can go together.”
“I can do that. See you tonight.”
“See you tonight,” I said back, leaving the hallway and out of Eientei. On my way out, I passed by Kaguya, who was being helped by several rabbits.
“What were you two talking about?” she asked primly.
“I’m taking her out on a drinking date,” I said to her.
“Oh really? I didn’t think you two would hit it off so fast.”
I shook my head again. “Only as business partners and friends. Nothing more than that.”
Kaguya looked down. “Is that so…” She leaned in closer to me. “Please be gentle with her. She gets scared and anxious easily. Make sure you’re close to her and that she doesn’t get overstimulated.”
“I’ll do everything I can,” I bowed. “And we’ll be going with others. I doubt she’ll get into any danger.”
Kaguya sighed. “Well… I’m not concerned about her being in any danger…”
“How do you mean?”
Kaguya shook her head. “Just… just look after her for me, okay? I’m asking you, as Princess Kaguya, that you do so.”
I put my hand to my chest and bowed. “You have my word.”
Kaguya smiled. “Thank you. Have fun tonight. I’m sure she’ll appreciate it.”
There were still a few hours before we needed to be at the Underground Cave entrance, so I stopped by the Shrine to see what Reimu was up to. When I arrived, no one was out front, but I heard voices coming from the shamusho, so I knocked on the door.
Marisa opened it. “Aha, perfect timing. We were just talking about sending out for you.” She let me in. “Please, come inside.”
Inside, I found Reimu sitting at the kotatsu eating oranges and rice crackers while Nitori stood above her showing off some kind of device. I also noticed Reimu and Marisa were wearing rather distinctive kimonos with designs unlike those seen in the Village.
“Good afternoon, Goro,” Reimu greeted. “Have a seat. We’re going over the plan for tonight, to make sure everything goes smoothly.”
I pointed at the device in Nitori’s hand. “I’m assuming what Nitori has there is involved?”
“Exactly!” she chirped. “This is a cloaking device! This way, Reimu and Marisa can follow you around without being detected. It can even mask body heat and deflect psychic waves!”
“Psychic waves?” I asked.
“Satori live down there too,” Nitori explained. “Can’t be too careful.”
I nodded. “Oh, right. That’s a mind-reading youkai, if I recall?”
“Correct.”
I looked back at Reimu. “I must ask, though: those are interesting clothes, especially if you’re going to be invisible.”
“This is our backup plan in case the cloaking devices fail,” Reimu said. “Me and Marisa will be disguised as oni.” She got up so I could see the full dress. “These kimonos are a type only they traditionally wear. Marisa also has attachable horns for the two of us, as well as a potion that temporarily grants us oni-like strength and alcohol tolerance.” She glanced at Marisa. “Don’t forget to undo your braid.”
“Ah, right, sorry. Habit.” She undid her braid, then shook her hair wild and free. “Man. Feels so weird not having that braid.”
Reimu yawned. “Anyway, we just wanted you to see what our plan was before going down there tonight. Don’t forget to have that amulet I gave you on hand as well.”
“I won’t,” I bowed. “There is just one thing. We’ll be joined by another person tonight.”
“Who?” Reimu asked.
“Reisen,” I answered. “Reisen will be joining us.”
“Reisen?” Marisa said. “Why the hell is she goin’ down to the Underground with you?”
“She is going to pay for my drinks as a reward for bringing her herbs and soil from the Netherworld.” I looked at Reimu. “Of course I’ll ensure she knows nothing about the trip’s true objective. Keeping her from investigating what I’m doing with their medicine is difficult as it is.”
Marisa shook her head. “I wouldn’t sweat it too much. We’re gettin’ the Myouren guys to try and spill a keyword. I doubt Reisen’s gonna care about anything going on there; Eientei and Myouren don’t really interact with each other. And she can hold her own in a fight just in case.”
Reimu rolled her eyes. “I don’t want to see an oni under the effects of her madness-inducing eye, thank you very much.” She sighed again. “Just make sure she doesn’t get in the way.”
“Understood,” I bowed. “See you tonight.”
“See ‘ya,” Marisa waved.
...madness-inducing eye?
Once it got closer to seven, I went back to Eientei to pick Reisen up (with Eirin giving us a wink as we left), and made it to the Underground Cave entrance on Youkai Mountain. It was dark out, but because it was brightly lit up it was surprisingly easy to find.
We touched down in front of a gaping black cave, with a bright electric sign proclaiming “Gensokyo Underground” above it. Next door to it was an industrial-looking set of metal doors surrounded by a chain-link fence with a sign calling it the “Geyser Center.”
“What’s all this?” I asked.
“This must be the Geyser Center,” Reisen said. “The power generated from the nuclear plants down below gets routed across the mountain here, and the hot springs are also controlled from here too.”
“They’re great hot springs, you should check ‘em out sometime!”
We looked to our left to see three figures, Shou, Minamitsu and Ichirin, emerge from behind a rocky outcrop, dressed in regular clothes instead of the ones I saw them wear at the Temple. Around Ichirin was a ring of pink clouds which curled up beside her head.
“Good to see you again, Goro,” Ichirin bowed. She looked at Reisen. “Oh, do we have another guest?”
Minamitsu smirked. “Gotta date, hotshot?”
Reisen blushed up and her ears shot up. “No! We’re just… we’re just here to have a good time, and I owe him a favor too!”
“Oh, c’mon, a hot guy and a cute girl out at night about to go to the Underground? Don’cha know how crazy it gets down there?” She laughed, then shook her head. “Eh, I’m just messin’ with ‘ya. Still, ‘ya know everyone down there’s gonna think the same thing, right?”
Shou looked at us. “You’re Reisen Udonge Inaba, the medicine seller from Eientei, correct?”
“Yes,” Reisen said. “But, just Reisen is fine, okay?”
“Understood,” Shou bowed. “You do have your pass with you?”
“Of course, Master always keeps extras.”
“Excellent.”
“Passes?” I asked.
“You don’t need one because you’re a human,” Ichirin explained. “They started allowing aboveground youkai to visit the Underground only a few years ago following the Geyser incident, and they send out a limited number of passes each year to limit and keep track of visitors.” She flashed two of the passes in her hand, which were clearly old Amazon gift cards with “YOUKAI PASS - ICHIRIN” and “YOUKAI PASS - UNZAN” scrawled on them. “I carry two: one for me, and one for Unzan over here.” The pink clouds around her then bunched up and formed the shape of an old man with large, muscular arms and a large beard.
Ichirin smiled. “Ah. He’s usually quite shy, but it seems he trusts you enough to come out.”
“Likely because I’m the only other man here,” I mused. We chuckled, before heading into the cave. Just before going in, a small rock bounced off the cave entrance from behind. The others didn’t notice, but I knew it meant Reimu and Marisa were present, since they said they would do that to indicate their presence before the mission.
Naturally, the cave was very dark, but a lit path weaving between colossal stalagmites and stalactites showed us the way to the Former Capital of Hell where the city and its bars were. The group explained to me that this was the “Deep Path to Hell” where condemned spirits were once herded down on their way to be punished. Certainly it looked like the kind of place evil spirits would haunt, or perhaps could be the “doorstep” to Lucifer’s abode. They also commented that the Tsurube-otashi and the Tsuchigumo who liked to loiter in the area were absent tonight.
We soon came to a bridge, beyond which city lights illuminated the cavern walls. A lone girl with blonde hair, striking green eyes and foreign-looking clothes stood at the bridge’s edge, next to some kind of tollbooth. Presumably, this was the checkpoint we needed to pass in order to access the city.
“Oh great, more bar-goers,” she griped. “Let me guess, all of you are youkai?”
“Everyone except me,” I said. “My name is-”
“Don’t care,” she said. “Just go ahead so they can all show me their passes. Then you can take your harem to whatever bar you want.”
I was taken aback at just how rigid and blunt this girl was, and calling the others my “harem” caused them all to blush and look away awkwardly. I did as she instructed and crossed the bridge, which spanned a high chasm through which a ghostly blue river flowed. A few moments later, the rest of them made it across, and we continued toward the city.
“That woman was quite rude,” I said.
“Eh, Parsee’s always like that,” Minamitsu replied. “She’s a hashihime, she can’t help it. Asking her not to be jealous is like asking a fish not to swim. You could even call her jealousy itself.”
I nodded. “Ah. I see. But then, what about Leviathan?”
“What about ‘im? I’ll tell ‘ya what, he ain’t got nuthin’ on Parsee. Hell, she’d break up every couple on Earth if she weren’t confined to that bridge.”
“Interesting…” A woman who was the embodiment of jealousy. Certainly, it made me think about my own envious feelings, about how I never had a “real” childhood, or how everything I did, Ren would seem to do better. Stronger, faster, more charismatic and charming… Of course, one could probably say the same of me, except that most of the time it felt so fake. Cast aside by the system, I attempted to burn the world as revenge, to make sure nobody could have anything ever again. And, of course, fulfill my father’s desires only to take them away just as he accomplished his twisted dream.
...but now, my days of sowing vengeful chaos were behind me. Now, I had to help with enforcing Gensokyo’s law. To focus on rebuilding my present and creating positive future prospects, rather than stew on the past that was never mine.
At last, we met the city gates. The town whose streets were once haunted by the souls of the condemned, now trodden by the rough, hardened feet of oni, going about and enjoying life seemingly without caring about the city’s past. Somehow, they managed to build themselves a functional society, but if there were two things oni were known for, it was getting drunk and getting into fights. Most of the time, both.
What surprised me the most was the sheer variation in how they all looked. Some oni looked just like normal humans with only the horns indicating their true species, while others were the looming, muscular, fanged brutes most humans envisioned when they thought of oni, and many were somewhere in between. All of them, however, liked booze and fistfights as much as the one next to them. Brawls would break out on the streets while passersby barely noticed, people would drink sake straight from the bottle while sitting and chatting on the curb, there were weightlifting contests where the challengers would one-up each other by lifting heavier and heavier boulders, and even the children would drink and have a rowdy time roughhousing each other.
After walking down the main boulevard for a few minutes, we came to a bar calling itself the “Four Devas Bar and Lounge,” with extremely loud music and bright lights coming from inside.
“Ah, here we are, the usual place,” Shou said.
“We always end up here, don’t we?” Ichirin added.
“...I’m sorry, but what is ‘this place?’” Reisen asked.
“‘Place just in front of us,” Minamitsu told her. “There’s a hundred bars in this town, but this one’s easily the best. The drinks are the best, the people are the best, and the bartender and owner’s just the most fun!” She tugged on Reisen’s shirt. “C’mon, let’s head inside!”
“Wha- hey!” Reisen squealed.
“Oh brother…” I sighed as I followed the girls inside what was sure to be a den of drunkenness and debauchery. I had to remind myself that Reimu and Marisa were secretly here with me, otherwise I may have just abandoned the mission right there.
The inside of the bar was exactly as I expected a bar full of oni would be like: not only did it absolutely reek of alcohol, there was loud, drunken karaoke with a band providing the music… poorly, tobacco smoke filled the air, there were numerous pool tables and dart boards which inebriated patrons were huddled around, and on the counter, a cat smoking a hookah. Really, the only things missing were aliens playing saxophones and an elephant DJ. And a cackling monkey-puppet thing.
By some miracle, we found five adjacent seats at the bar open, and right as we seated ourselves the bartender noticed us and came over.
“Welcome to Four Devas!” she smiled. She then scanned our faces and focused on the Myouren group. “Oh, you guys again? You sure come here a lot! I hope that Byakuren chick doesn’t know!”
“Of course not,” Shou said, “but this time we brought guests.”
“I can tell!” She then looked over at me and Reisen, and I got a better look at her: she had blonde hair, a single red horn with stars on her forehead, a white shirt holding in an oversized bust and a red-and-blue ruffled skirt. “Welcome in! My name’s Yuugi Hoshiguma. I’m the owner and bartender of this place!”
Reisen hesitated to speak.
“It’s nice to meet you, Hoshiguma-sama. My name is Goro Akechi.”
Yuugi gave a big laugh. “Ya tryin’ to charm me, boy? Maybe that’s why you picked up all those girls! Ya certainly look the part of a charmer! What about you, little lady?”
“Oh, uh…” Reisen stuttered. “I’m… I’m Reisen Udonge Inaba.”
“Ohoho, say no more! Ya work for that medicine lady, right? Nothin’ gets past ol’ Yuugi! Surface people talk about her all the time!” She reached for some glasses and filled them with ice. “Anyway, what can I get started for y’all?”
“I’ll have the usual,” Shou said.
“Gimme some of that aged German lager if ye got it!” Minamitsu said.
“Then I’ll get a mandarin orange juice and triple sec,” Ichirin said. “And a peach bellini for Unzan.”
“Got it! I’ll go work on ‘em for ya!” Yuugi turned to us. “How ‘bout you? What can I getcha?”
Before I could speak up, Reisen asked, “do you have absinthe?”
“Only the best those rat spirits in Chireiden can produce!” Yuugi said proudly. “The good stuff, the kind that fucks ‘ya up and gives ya extra arms!”
“Then I’ll take some of that,” she said simply.
The rest of us stared at her. “Ye serious?” Minamitsu said.
“It’s my personal favorite,” she smiled. “I’m sure if any of you had it, you’d fall to the floor the second you tried to get up and leave.”
The others kept staring at her while Yuugi asked me, “and how ‘bout you?”
“I’m still new to drinking,” I said. “I only recently had my first drink.”
“Oh really?” she smirked. “Well, I suppose I could get you somethin’ good and simple for a greenhorn like yourself!” She reached under the table and grabbed three bottles, poured them into her shaker in roughly equal amounts, mixed them, then poured the crimson liquid into one of the iced glasses. “This here’s the ‘Dark Sunset.’ Okuu, the Hell Raven, came up with it herself. It’s got vodka, lemonade and cart Cherry juice. Try it out!”
Minamitsu chuckled. “I wouldn’t trust anything that глупый birdbrain thinks up, but if the bartender says it’s good, then it probably won’t give ‘ye radiation poisoning.”
“...radiation poisoning?” I asked nervously.
Yuugi shook her head. “Eh, don’t sweat it for now.”
“Well, alright…” I picked up the glass and took a sip. It was… the taste was, expectedly, sour, being a mix of lemonade and tart cherry, after all, and reminding me almost of cranberry cocktail. There was also a faint, astringent, burning aftertaste, no doubt the vodka. I puckered a bit from the mix of flavors in my mouth and throat.
“Well? How was it?” Yuugi asked.
“It was alright,” I managed to say.
“Good to hear it! Now, can I get you all some eats?”
“I’ll just get some edamame and fried tofu,” Ichirin said.
“Make it two,” Reisen said.
“Sashimi for me,” said Murasa.
“Pickles and kushiyaki over here,” Shou said.
I eyed the menu on the chalkboard behind Yuugi. “Then, I’ll have Chicken Yakitori and steamed vegetables.”
“Alright, I’ll get those out for ‘ya!” Yuugi finished our drinks and went into the back, yelling our orders to the cooks. Soon after, we started chatting among ourselves. Now was the real start of the mission, to steer the conversation towards some of their gripes they may have harbored against Byakuren so I could figure out her keyword.
“...and so the Kappa brought their fukkin’ seal up to the temple to promote their brand atta sutra concert, an’ it started makin’ honks and shit drownin’ out her voice, screamin’ ‘bout eggs or somethin!”
By now, it had been a while since we arrived at the bar, we had received our food, and the effect of the alcohol was starting to become apparent in the girls. I made sure to moderate myself, only getting water once I had finished my glass, while they had all moved on to chugging dishes of sake in lieu of the cocktails they had started out with, Reisen included.
“Well, I got one for all y’all,” Reisen said tipsily. “One time, one of the rabbits got so fat that it couldn’t get its ass through the fence surrounding Eientei, so me an’ Tewi had to really heave-ho it through! An’ once we did, it left behind a huge pile of little bunny turds!” The others burst out laughing, toasting their dishes and spilling sake everywhere before slurping it up.
I shook my head, smiling just a little. “Imagine if your master caught you all down here like this.”
“‘Ey, whyddya gotta bring her up?” Murasa protested. “It’s alright to kick back and have fun every once and a while, right? *hic* ”
“I’m sure any proud master would hate to see her disciples get absolutely shitfaced in a bar full of aggressive oni, much less one who is Buddhist and expects all of her followers to abstain from drinking.”
“‘Ey,” Shou said while staring at me, trying to be aggressive but failing. “You suggestin’ we shouldn’t be out ‘ere right now? Don’ forget ‘yer the one who wanted to bring us down ‘ere in the first place!”
“True,” I said in between bites of meat, “but you all were going out drinking even without me, even though it is forbidden under your faith.”
Minamitsu drained an entire dish in one loud slurp. “I mean, yea, but we’re youkai an’ we practically run on booze! Ye’ ‘xpect us notta go out gettin’ wasted when By’kuren ain’t breathin’ on our necks???”
Good lord, she was absolutely hammered.
“I just find it interesting that youkai such as yourselves would become Buddhists in the first place, that beings who are embodiments of human fears and superstitions would choose to seek the path to Nirvana.”
“I mean, I guesso,” Ichirin said, “but I mean, really, she came in an’ save all our asses from our shitty situations!” I silently shook my head. Ichirin otherwise came off as a polite, pleasant woman, but like the others she was a completely different person when she got drunk. “It’s not like we actually care that much ‘bout ‘reachin’ Nirvana or somethin’, we just all like her that much because she saved us and we owe her lots!”
“Hmm, I see.” So, they weren’t actually that invested in their Buddhist faith despite their sober insistence and devotion. They just followed Byakuren because they owed substantial debts to her for one reason or another. Certainly, they clung onto her for understandable reasons. Except, it seemed as though they were worshipping her specifically, rather than forging the tough spiritual path of the dharma. It struck me just how effective alcohol was at bringing subconscious thoughts up to the surface, almost as if it were a way to hail their shadows without going to the Metaverse…
...aha. I had possibly our next move in mind: finding at least one of their shadows in order to pump them for clues, by force if need be. If there was one thing shadows could be counted on to do, it was tell the truth, the whole truth, about what the person’s true feelings were. I could have started with that, I realized, but I also knew going into the Metaverse wasn’t something that could be done lightly, since the ever-present risk of death via the Reaper or another powerful shadow was always present. But now that I had reasonable suspicion that their shadows could hold useful clues, I knew it was worth doing in this case.
What came out of Shou’s inebriated lips next, however, would change the complexion of the entire investigation:
“I mean, ‘yer right about that, Ichi. An’ ‘ya gotta remember, it ain’t like she’s a shinin’ paragon of Buddhist faith, either. I mean, she gets all fussy an’ shit ‘bout her appearance. She’s like, what, over a thousand years old and she still hasn’t kicked the bucket? I mean, ‘ya know, she turned into a youkai ‘erself, an’ she goes to great lengths to keep from dyin’ usin’ whatever kinda shit she has shoved into that glowin’ sutra scroll of hers. I’ve heard there’s priests Outside who starve themselves to death to mummify themselves, but I don’ think Byakuren would ever do that if only to keep from losin’ those huge, round boobs and butt of ‘ers. Even so, she’s still got a way with others and bringin’ ‘em under her care, ‘ya gotta give ‘er that!”
The girls, of course, just laughed it off, but I was taken aback by this revelation: Byakuren, when I saw her, didn’t come off as the sort of person who seemed to obsess over their appearance or defying death and old age; certainly, doing so would run very contrary to her Buddhist faith, and evading death via supernatural means was a sin in practically every religion. She still didn’t spill anything which could be considered a keyword, but I felt I was getting closer to pinning down the nature of her distortion. From what I could gather, she was accumulating followers based not on their own desire to practice Buddhism but rather because she saved them from bad situations and was now collecting “debts” from them as a result, and she herself was not the devout, humble seeker of enlightenment she claimed to be, and was running the temple for potentially selfish reasons. Furthermore, the disciple’s loyalty to her resembled worship, as though she were a god enshrined to that temple.
I thought about what this could mean, putting the pieces together and running possibilities through my head, a task not made easy by the ongoing ruckus of the rowdy establishment I was seated in. Based on what I had uncovered, I hypothesised that the distortion was religious in nature, in a way distinct from the temple’s Buddhist theme in the real world. I also hypothesised that however Byakuren saw herself, it would have to somehow involve her being the central object of focus and devotion within her fortress. A Shinto shrine was a good bet, but all sorts of temples, churches and other holy sites were also possible and had to be considered.
I continued to consider possibilities as to what her distortion could be, before my concentration was broken by the sound of the door slamming open behind us. All of a sudden, the commotion in the bar came to a screeching halt, bar patrons put down their playing cards and pool cues, and even Yuugi stopped mixing the drink she was working on, as all heads turned toward the hulking, intimidating figure in the doorway: a very tall, very muscular-looking Oni, covered entirely in golden armor. I realized, from my history classes, that this could only be Kin-Ki, one of the oni who served Fujiwara no Chikata, the famed oni summoner. Kin-Ki’s body was said to be so strong that no blow could pierce it. And now, here he was. What he was here for, nobody knew, but it was highly unlikely to be low-key, and the extreme tension in the air only added to the fear felt by everyone in the room.
“Alright,” Kin-Ki proclaimed, cracking his neck joints, “listen up. I’m here, I’m bored, and I want one of you to amuse me. If you fail, I will beat you to a bloody pulp!” Well, he sure was blunt about his intentions, not that it eased the situation at all. His red, glowing eyes scanned the room, looking for a good victim to impose his will upon. Based on his expression, he wasn’t interested in challenging a girl; he was solely interested in the men in the room.
“Hmm…” He took his time, before making his decision. “Let’s see… I challenge… the pretty boy!”
And that’s when he pointed.
At me.
I did my best not to show fear - and I was very good at doing that - but I could still feel my fingers digging into my barstool as the hulking oni marched toward me with a menacing face.
“You…” His voice was deep and gruff. “You’ve got a lot of nerve, coming into my bar with a bunch of girls in tow. Whoddya think you’re trying to impress, buddy???”
I let out a heavy sigh. “We are merely down here as a group of friends having a pleasant night out drinking. Not everything is about building a harem, after all.”
Kin-Ki laughed. “Ohoho, it’s like that with all the girly boys, isn’t it??? You think you can just go around, seducing all the ladies with your girly charm and voice and then you try to deny it when a real man comes by and threatens ‘ya???”
I was very tempted to reach into my pocket and pull out the amulet that Reimu gave me for situations such as this one. But not wanting to wreck the bar, and feeling I could still control the situation, I continued my battle of wits against this oni. “I believe real men listen to the wants and feelings of women, not read sex into everything having to do with women, and be able to have friendly relationships with them. Because women are people, too.”
Kin-Ki was silent for a moment, before crossing his arms. “Hm. Either you’re very brave or very foolish to defy a great and proud oni such as myself. I could simply fight with you right now…”
...er…
“...but I have something much, much worse in mind for smartasses like you.”
What could possibly be worse than fistfighting an oni?, I thought to myself, as worried, hushed murmurs emerged from the crowd.
“Like what?” I asked, still trying to hide my fear.
“Oh, you know what I’m talking about. I’m talking about… darts.”
…
The crowd gasped. “No way, he can’t possibly-”
“No one can beat ‘im at darts!”
“Oh, that guy’s toast!”
...my brain froze as I tried to comprehend what Kin-Ki was suggesting. Darts? As in, dartboards? And it was so scary that getting beat up was apparently the merciful option?
Youkai morals were twisted, indeed. Fortunately, this time that fact worked in my favor.
“...I see,” I smiled.
“Oh, is little baby man so scared of darts that you’d throw away all your honor and get mocked so you didn’t have to face the great and powerful Kin-Ki?”
I chuckled. “I’ll have you know, I am an expert darts player. You don’t know what you’re getting yourself into by challenging me.”
“OH, THAT DOES IT!” He turned towards the back. “HEY, YOU IDIOTS! GET SOME BOARDS OUT HERE FOR ME AND THIS ASSHOLE!” On command, two men came out and hung fresh boards for each of us, then handed us each a set of darts to use. The crowd split off to the sides to watch us, and the girls and Yuugi watched intently as well.
“Lemme show you my skills, pretty boy! You’ll be eating your words soon enough!”
“Alright, I said, “but what ruleset will we be using?”
Kin-Ki looked at me. “...eh?”
“I said, what ruleset will we be using? Count-up, or 01?”
“...whaddya mean? ‘Ya just score more points than the other guy and ‘ya win, right?”
“That’s certainly one way to do it,” I said, “but another way is to start with a certain score, then remove points so that you score as close to zero as possible, without going past it. It’s much harder than scoring up, since it forces you to place your shots very carefully, and sometimes aim for ‘bad’ spots on the board.” I waved my hand. “But, I suppose a proud, headstrong oni like you wouldn’t place your pride on the line to push your boundaries and try something new.”
Kin-Ki stomped his foot, causing the whole bar to rattle. “Bullshit! I’ll play by your rules just to humiliate you even more when I win anyway!!”
I smiled. “Well, alright then. Now, what should our starting scores be? 301, 501, or 701-”
“That last one!”
I shrugged. Impatient one, wasn’t he? “Okay, 701 it is. Five rounds each, 3 darts per round. I’ll let you go first.”
Kin-Ki cracked his knuckles. “Awesome! I’ll show you how it’s done, baby man!” He then swiftly, and rather accurately, flicked all three darts into the bullseye. “There! Three bulls!”
I noted his handiwork. “I see… impressive. I was wrong to doubt you.”
“Only a fool would ever doubt me, and I just proved you a fool!” The crowd around him cheered him, and jeered at me, echoing his insults and belittling me for being a “girly man.” Of course, this was all part of my plan, building him up and stoking his pride before moving to take him down a notch, and using his own pride against him.
I looked at the board again, acting calm and cool, which impressed the girls and the other inebriated female patrons of the bar. “Well then, fifty points per bull, 150 points, that brings your score down to 551. Now then, it’s my turn.” I took my darts, and with a flair and a flourish I had practiced for years, threw them all at my targets, hitting my marks precisely in the center.
Kin-Ki pointed and balked. “HAH! You can’t even hit a bull!”
“When did I say I was aiming for the bull?” I said back.
“Well, er… you didn’t. But still!”
“I aim where I please,” I said defiantly. “Besides, I hit the 20, 19 and 18 columns in the 3x multiplier ring, thus bringing my score down to 540. Therefore, I am closer to victory now than you are.”
“Grr… you think you’re so smart, eh?” He took his darts out of the board to use them again. “Allow me to show you THIS!” Again, his first dart hit the bull, right in the very center, and then each of the other two darts stuck to the back of the last, made possible by small pieces of cork affixed to the back of each dart. “Betcha can’t do that, girly boy!”
I took note of his current score, 401, then got ready to throw my darts again. “Well, let’s see if I can or not,” I said calmly. Again, I selected my target carefully, then stacked each of the darts on top of it.
“Well, well, it looks like I indeed can.”
He examined my board. “Not bad… except you hit the edge of the board! You that bad at hittin’ bulls or what?!” He wasn’t wrong: I hit double 15 three times, bringing my score down to 450, meaning he was currently ahead. “Ha! I betcha I’m ahead of you!”
“Perhaps,” I nodded, “but there are still three rounds to go.”
“I don’t need three rounds to beat ‘ya! Lemme show you!” Again, he hit the bull three times in a row, taking him down to 251.
“Why do you always hit the bull, I might ask?”
“‘Cause it’s hard to hit all the time! You ain’t shit if you can’t hit the bull!”
“I’m not?” I asked, feigning ignorance. In reality, it was clear that he didn’t know as much about darts as he claimed. Sure, hitting the bull was impressive, but it wasn’t the smallest target on the board; the 3x multiplier spaces were all smaller, and four of them scored more than the bull. We were going for points, not for trick shots, but he very much prided himself in being able to consistently hit bulls, so I kept playing into his pride. I hit treble 19, treble 1, and double 20, achieving a ton and getting me down to 350. “Welp,” I shrugged, “I guess I ‘ain’t shit.’”
Kin-Ki laughed. “Hey everyone! This girly boy just admitted he ain’t shit himself!” The bar erupted into uproarious laughter, and I found myself dodging pieces of fried fish and pool balls as they heckled me.
“Hey hey, don’t interrupt their game!” Yuugi called out. “Or do you want me to double all of your tabs?!?” That managed to quiet the entire bar, allowing us to continue. Once more, Kin-Ki hit the bull three times, while I went for a perfect score of three treble 20s, bringing us to 101 to 170 for the final round. Once more, he taunted me, but I defiantly shrugged off his provocations.
“Grr… you ain’t hittin’ the bull, and yet you act all cool an’ stuff! You’re not a crybaby an’ it’s pissing me off!”
“And I keep telling you, it’s not about hitting bulls, but the spaces which will grant you the points needed to get your score down to zero,” I said. “The treble 20 space is worth 60 points, compared to 50 for a bull. Plus, it is a smaller target than the bull, and thus harder to hit. What I’m saying is, hitting it three times is even more impressive than hitting the bull thrice.” This, of course, was a bald-faced lie: the actual most impressive feat in all of darts was the so-called “Perfect Finish:” two treble 20’s followed by a bull, which required breaking your concentration from one target to focus on another. And it just so happened that this was what I needed to land in order to win.
“Oh, really? Well, if that’s the case, then I’ll do as you say, and land that ‘treble 20’ three times!” And so he did: he landed three darts right in the treble 20. I had to give it to him, his accuracy was envious. And yet he seemingly acted without thinking at all about the scoring requirements of 701, instead showing off his “mad skills” for all to see. I happened to glance over at Yuugi right after he landed the second dart; her smirk indicated she knew exactly what had happened, and what I had just done.
“See?! I can do it even better than you! I can do anything better than you, girly boy!”
I clapped sarcastically. “Very good, very good… except for one thing.”
“Hm?”
“That last round of yours scored 180 points, but you only had 101 points left. That is, you went over zero. Because of that, you just scored a ‘bust,’ and therefore your score remains 101.”
It took him a moment for him to process what I had said, before he angrily stomped again. “Wh-what??? But… but, you just told me to do it!”
“I didn’t tell you to do anything,” I smiled. “It was your own fault for taking my statement as a dare and ignoring your current score to show off.” I then tossed my own darts with grace, landing two treble 20’s and a bull, right in the dead-center, bringing my score down to zero. “And thus, I have won the game. And, as you can see, I can hit the bull if I damn well feel like it.”
The bar was silent for a few seconds, before the bar patrons all turned their jeers toward Kin-Ki, who knelt down and covered his face in embarrassment and shame. Even the girls got in on it, shouting things like “you got beat by the ‘pretty boy!’” and throwing their trash at him. Eventually, he got up, pointed at me, and shouted, “I WILL get my revenge! Just you wait, Mr. Smug Pretty Boy, you’ll regret disrespecting THIS oni!” and he stormed out of the bar.
Yuugi came out from behind the counter and applauded me. “Bravo, young man. You just beat that guy at his own game! No one’s ever done that before!”
I bowed. “Er, thanks, Hoshiguma-san.”
“Eh, just call me Yuugi or Barkeep!” She pulled me in with her arm and turned to the crowd. “Ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves a new king of the bar! And you know what that means? That’s right, it’s time for all of us to commemorate it with a few drinks! Break out the reserve, boys!”
I watched as two men pulled out a cart stacked full of sake bottles.
My eyes widened, and that palpable sense of overwhelming dread filled every last corner of my body, as I immediately knew what was going to happen next.
Before I had a chance to protest, one of the bottles had been shoved into my mouth and tipped so that I was forced to chug it all down. The crowd loudly chanted “CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!” as the foul oni-fermented concoction flowed down my throat, and I could feel myself getting drunker as the fumes aggressively forced their way up my nostrils and contaminated my brain. Once it was finished, I barely had a chance to breathe before the next one was forced in. At that moment, I seriously thought I was going to die of intoxication that night, and I could only hope that either Reimu or Marisa would step in now and do something to get me out of this.
Finally, it was around the third bottle that Marisa’s voice called out from the opposite side of the bar, causing the patrons surrounding me to divert their attention to her. I managed to peek around, and saw her, dressed in oni kimonos and with a pair of fake horns glued to her head, holding a microphone and surrounded by a band. “Where did she come from?” one of the patrons asked, “can’t say she was in here before.”
“Alright, uh, I’m gonna start singin’ a song for all of ‘ya!” She turned to one of the bandmates and said, “er, just start playin’ somethin’! Anythin’!” The band complied, started playing a rock tune, and at a logical moment, Marisa started singing:
“♪ It’s a war out there every day,
You can’t hide from it, you gotta play by the rules,
Play it cool, gotta laugh in the face of the sad disgrace,
When your friends and foes look alike
On the face of it, they miss their history!
But they fight, over place in it.
Yeah they fight, over place in it.
Hard-hit by the times,
It’s just how your life goes by
I know it’s not your fault, you say
But there ain’t no other way
So step-on-up, to the plaaaaaaate,
Meet your fate, walkin’ straight on into the li-on’s laaaaair!
Step-on-up, to the plaaaaaaate,
Cause this ain’t no gaaaaaame,
It’s time to make, history yeeeeeeeeaah!♪”
The crowd fell in love with the music, and to Marisa’s credit, she had an excellent voice for this kind of song. If nothing else, I used the distraction she created to stumble out of the bar, where a still-invisible Reimu grabbed a hold of me and flew me out of the cave, back up toward the surface, and dropped me off in front of the shop. I made my way in (Masato had left the door unlocked for me), went to the bathroom and, err, got the alcohol out of my system, shall we say. I don’t have a clear memory of what happened after that, other than that I somehow made it upstairs and onto my futon, and blacked out.
I woke up, and briefly wondered why I didn’t have a severe hangover before the blue hues in my field of vision clued me in that I was in the Velvet Room once more.
“Welcome back,” Rika smirked. “That oni liquor is some intense stuff, ain’t it?”
I looked at her. “Is that what we’re here to discuss today, is alcohol?”
“No, it is not,” Lavenza bowed, “although I will admit drinking three bottles of oni sake and still being able to remain semi-functional afterward is a rare feat. Instead, my master would like to discuss an important matter with you.”
I looked over at Igor, who stared at me expectantly. “This world between dream and reality, mind and matter, life and death, and at the heart of the collective unconscious is populated by many shadows taking the shapes of figures, gods and beliefs imprinted upon the human psyche. But, as you have discovered, Gensokyo is a rare place where these beliefs come to life, shielded from the volatile effects of human cognition outside of the Hakurei Border. Tonight, you have met one such belief, the being known as Kin-Ki, one of the four oni serving Fujiwara no Chikata.”
“What of it?” I asked.
Igor chuckled. “You may find that these figures are rather different than the view of them you may have developed in your own mind. Some of these figures, perhaps, you did not previously know existed, either physically or as ideas. Meeting these figures, then, can imprint their image into your psyche, and allow you to form another possibility within yourself.”
I thought about what he said. “You mean, as a Persona?”
“Your intuition remains very sharp,” Igor complimented. “I encourage you to explore the land as you see fit, and meet as many of these figures as you can, remembering, of course, to be responsible as you do.”
I bowed. “I will do my best.”
I can now fuse Kin-Ki!
A bell rang, signalling that the night was ending. Darkness enveloped me, and as the Velvet Room faded away I closed my eyes and allowed the void to swallow me whole.
Chapter 27: The Keyword
Chapter Text
1/19
I expected a massive hangover when I woke up that morning, especially since Marisa had told me that oni sake was so potent it was “guaranteed to ail whatever cures you.” So when I woke up with only a moderate headache, I was understandably very surprised. Granted, said headache stuck around for a couple of hours, making bathing and breakfast a pain, but given how much worse it could have been, I was thankful a minor headache was all that happened.
And it was fortunate that I could still work, since the store was unusually busy today, with people coming in and out of the door bringing in old belongings they no longer wanted, and either selling it for cash or exchanging it with other items the store had, on top of the customers who only bought items. Masato explained to me that, as the village’s only real pawn shop, this happened sometimes. Because of the workload, I ended up remaining busy all the way from when the store opened to when it closed; Masato offered the next two days fully off in exchange for going over my hours slightly. I didn’t care that much, since at this point me and the others were waiting for the Sutra Concert on Saturday, which was our next intel-gathering mission to discover the keyword which eluded us.
One moment in particular stuck out to me that day: a boy and his mother came in searching for a toy. I greeted them, then searched the store for something suitable, eventually finding an old, hand-crafted rocking horse. The boy, who couldn’t have been older than five, excitedly jumped up and down as I reached and got it for him to hold.
“Thanks, mister!” he said.
I smiled. “You’re very welcome.”
He looked up at my eyes, then said, “when I grow up, I wanna be just as big and cool as you!”
...as big, and… cool.
“Oh, well, I’m sure you’ll be someday, as long as you keep eating all your food!” I smiled and waved. Inside, though, I was very torn. I swore to become a better person, to serve as an example and give courage to people, not shatter their hopes and dreams as I did before. And yet… I knew I was never going to fully escape that psychotic, homicidal legacy born from neglect and the looming fear of my bastard status being discovered. This boy would most likely never have the chance to become anywhere near as twisted, murderous and corrupt as my weakness had allowed me to. If I had my way, only the supernatural bureaucracy in Gensokyo would know my crimes, but if even one Villager found out…
Later that night, Masato showed me how to cook Kushikatsu. It reminded me of a trip to Osaka I took during an investigation shortly before I met Ren for the first time, and I had Kushikatsu and other regional dishes while touring the food stalls there. This didn’t taste quite the same, but then again, it was winter, and I didn’t see many farmers raising livestock other than chickens and ducks, so I figured things like goat, pork and beef were harder to come by this time of year in a land without modern refrigeration.
“I’d say you’re already getting much better,” Masato commented between bites.
“Thank you,” I replied. “I never realized my cooking skills were so lacking before.”
“You never had anyone to show you,” Masato told me. “My parents made me cook dinner every day starting when I was around nine.”
“Nine??”
“Well, it’s not like I had the kind of heavy workload I’ve been told Outside schools assign their students, and I spent a lot of time doing what I’m having you do, actually, helping him out with the store and eventually taking the reins once he grew too old to manage the store. Sometimes he’d bring Kourin in to show him how to run a store, as well.” He chuckled. “Of course, maybe my father shouldn’t have introduced the concept of tabs to him. He still comes by sometimes, and complains about Reimu and Marisa never paying for anything, when really he’s just enabling them to do it.”
“That’s funny you mention it, because recently I saw her pay hers and Reimu’s tabs at once.”
“...hm?”
“She paid both of their tabs.”
Masato sat there, seemingly not knowing what to make of what I had just said.
“...I see.”
“Is that… unusual?”
“Well, it’s just… I know she cares about Reimu, but she’s never been that generous. And now that I think about it, it seemed as though Reimu, the last time she came in, acted differently from how I know her. As in, she seemed to walk and talk differently, and she had more ‘bounce’ to her step as she blessed the store. Furthermore, she took you aside immediately afterward, and you spent the rest of the day playing spell cards.” He smirked. “I wonder, could you be having an effect on them already? They say women act differently around men that they like…”
I shook my head. “There’s a case I’m assisting them with right now, because they need my detective skills. That’s why I’ve been visiting them often.”
“Hehe. Well, if you say so, I won’t pry. I’ve just noticed you’re good at making women blush, is all I’m saying.” He stretched out. “I used to go on all sorts of crazy adventures when I was your age, trying to pick up village girls with my friends, but over time I learned how to be a gentleman and treat them with respect. I just hope you’re doing the same, especially around her.”
“Of course I am,” I bowed.
“Hehe, well, alright.”
Of course, in the end, the “good boy” act was just that: an act to cover up my true, misanthropic and cold demeanor. But… they say if you keep an act up for long enough, it ceases to be an act. And I wondered, was I, in fact, as charismatic and charming as I claimed to be? I already had a growing circle of friends, all female. Maybe it was just the effect that awakening to Bond and discarding Robin Hood and Loki had on me. Perhaps… Perhaps all my positive feelings were cast away into my shadow before, and now that I had accepted it they were rising to the surface. My new friends weren’t the only ones who had changed; I had changed significantly as well.
I just had to hope my past would not ever fully come back and consume me.
1/20
As promised, Masato said I could have the day off, and in fact insisted that I take it off as well. Unfortunately, I quickly found that, between not having school, not having any work, not even the modern entertainments I would usually enjoy during the precious few moments of downtime I would get on the Outside, I was restless and desperately needed something to do. Our next investigation into Byakuren wasn’t until tomorrow’s sutra concert, as well, so the entire day was a blank slate for me.
Not knowing what else to do, I strapped on my snowshoes, threw on my heavy clothes, and headed out for a walk in the general direction of the Shrine, figuring Reimu might be up for some spell card practice. I also thought about the deal I made with Eientei; today was two weeks since my last visit, so I could move forward with the trials if I wanted to. I decided to wait until after tomorrow, however, to ensure I was in good condition for our information gathering. I also thought about suggesting going to Ethos, but realized I might not be able to - we agreed that if everyone didn't go at once, no one would. So, that left me to essentially wander around in the snow, contemplating my present situation…
“You desire to have an interesting experience,” came a voice.
I jolted around to see a woman in a large, heavy jacket, with short, blonde hair tied up into two, upward-pointing twintails like owl's ears. “H-how did you know?? Who are you?”
The woman bowed. “My apologies for coming up behind you unexpectedly. I couldn’t help but hear the desires coming from you. My name is Toyosatomimi no Miko. It is a pleasure to meet you.”
Toyosatomimi no Miko… was she that woman Marisa said was Byakuren’s biggest adversary? How coincidental and convenient that I would meet her right here, right now. Perhaps I could get a clue on the keyword from her, I thought. But, of course, it would be rude to simply jump straight to that, not to mention suspicious.
“My name is Goro Akechi,” I bowed.
“Goro Akechi…” Miko thought for a moment. “...can’t say I’ve met you before. Did you just come to Gensokyo recently?”
“Correct,” I said.
“Interesting. Outsiders, of course, aren’t unusual, but very few come during winter. Certainly very few who survive the cold, and evade the youkai attempting to eat them. But, I can tell you are special, just by reading your heart.”
Reading my heart? “Excuse me, but what do you mean by that?”
Miko looked around at the stark-white snowscape surrounding us. “Pardon me, but it is rather cold out here, I’m sure you’d agree. Why don’t we take our conversation somewhere warmer?”
“Somewhere warmer,” ended up being Geidontei, where we were again surrounded by mostly older gentlemen. Given what happened a couple nights ago, I wasn’t especially up for any more alcohol, so instead I ordered some tea and fried fish, which Miko offered to pay for.
“Are you not going to get anything?” I asked her.
She shook her head. “An old hermit such as myself has no need for anything more than the mist and haze of the morning air.”
“A ‘hermit?’” I asked, confused.
“Specifically, a Shikaisen, one who has mastered the Taoist art of extending their lifespan, who devotes their life to Taoist training and warding off the youkai who try to eat our flesh, or the kishin who attempt to claim our souls. I am an ally of all humans, sharing a common goal of repelling youkai so that we may live peaceful lives. Now, how about you? What path do you walk?”
I thought for a moment, then answered, “I am, or I suppose was, the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective,’ working under the SIU while still attending school, and I have solved a number of high-profile cases. One such case led to a series of events which saw me end up here.”
“I see, I see,” Miko noted. “And your sense of justice is quite strong, I can tell.”
“How so?”
“It’s as I said earlier: I can read hearts. Although, it is a little more complicated. Specifically, I can listen to ten conversations at once, and give a perfect answer to each one.”
“So, just like Prince Shotoku?” I asked.
“Well, of course, just like myself,” she laughed.
...wait…
“Yes, I am ‘him,’ although, as you can assume, the records about my true self have been lost to time.”
“I...see.” I paused. “So, in just a month, I personally met Princess Kaguya, Shuten Doji, and now Prince Shotoku him - er - herself.” I bowed in my seat. “It is a great honor to meet with you in person.”
“And it is similarly a pleasure to meet you as well, Akechi.”
I took a sip of tea. “Getting back on topic, you claim to be able to ‘read hearts.’”
“Ah, yes. In addition to listening to one conversation from ten people, I can also hear ten ‘conversations’ within the same person, allowing me to hear each person’s ‘Ten Desires.’”
A person’s ‘Ten Desires.” I asked, a bit hesitant, “so, in other words, a telepath?”
“Not… quite,” she answered, shaking her head. “I can’t read a person’s mind, only their heart. Desires and conscious thoughts are quite different. You can think of desires as a person’s unconscious thoughts and motivations, ones which they themselves may not know of or ignore.”
The more she talked, the more I realized she could discover my true past, or about me and the others’ Metaverse adventures, if she had the ability to parse “desires.” I had to, as much as possible, ensure she did not discover them, but I still needed her to try and obtain a keyword for Byakuren’s fortress. Again, though, I didn’t want to sound rude or hasty, so I just attempted to naturally curate the conversation in that direction.
“Ah, so that’s what you mean,” I said.
“Correct. Earlier, I sensed your presence, as you were desiring some form of stimulation.”
“Well, I have nothing going on today, admittedly, and I was going to visit Reimu to practice spell cards.”
Miko smiled. “You practice Spell Card Duels as well, and even managed to convince her to help you learn. Well done. You are truly special among Outsiders.”
“Thanks.”
“Although…” she looked down. “When I sensed your most immediate desire, I also heard… others.”
“...oh?” I started tensing up.
She shook her head. “Sorry, perhaps it would be rude to bring them up. But it was very strange: it was hard for me to ignore you, even with these earmuffs which allow me to block out conversations, because all of your heart’s desires are unusually close to the surface, and right now are practically front and center, loud and clear. All of them, even the ones which other people repress so deeply. Furthermore, I could also sense many hearts and sets of desires within you, and it’s impossible even for myself to try and parse them all at once.”
I realized she was sensing both my Persona and my Wildcard ability, even if she had no idea what either of those were.
“You’re an odd fellow, one-of-a-kind, I would even say, having so many hearts and desires within yourself, all so close to the surface. Trying to hide something, and yet feeling so confident that there is nothing to hide. Accepting all of your desires, positive and negative. And yet you only claim to be an Outsider detective.”
“Charismatic detective,” I slyly clarified. “I did have quite the entourage of fangirls, and have made a number of media appearances.”
Miko chuckled. “Well, I suppose having natural charm and being famous would affect your heart, but that still doesn’t explain why you seemingly have so many hearts within you.” She sighed. “Certainly, it can feel like she has two hearts.”
“‘She?’”
“Byakuren Hijiri,” she said simply.
Aha. Now things were getting interesting.
“How do you mean?” I asked.
“Sorry, I don’t mean to trouble you with my personal gripes.”
“No, no, actually, I was wondering if you could help us. I am assisting Reimu and some others with an investigation into her.”
Miko perked up. “What… investigation?”
“Allegations that she’s abusing her acolytes,” I said. “Reimu and Marisa wanted me to help out because of my detective skills.”
“Ahahaha!” Miko laughed and pounded the table. “Oh, I’m sure it would be obvious even to a fool that she misuses them for her own gains. I mean, how sincere can someone claiming to achieve enlightenment actually be when they’re guilty of indulging in their own vanity and trying to lead youkai down that path? It’s impossible, just because of their very nature.” She looked right at me. “The fact of the matter is, youkai regard her as a saint, an idol who fights for their causes because she turned her back on humanity in order to save them, and, guess what? She knows that, and lets it get to her head.” She smirked and shook her head. “To be sure, that is no Buddhist temple. Myouren is, quite simply, a shrine, a church, a cult of personality where she and she alone is revered as a divine figure. Actually, I’m thoroughly familiar with her desires, getting down even into their deepest, darkest recesses. If I had to describe it, it’s almost as though, to her, the temple is a sort of grandiose cathedral dedicated to her impossibly inflated ego and achievements, something no layperson would ever guess just from looking at her and conversing with her.”
...aha. A church? Perhaps a “cathedral” as she puts it? I already deduced that the distortion was very likely religious in nature…
“It sounds like you have rather choice words on her,” I commented.
“Oh, you bet I do,” she said back. “But, ranting won’t do your investigation any good, I’m sure. So, how about this?” She handed me a small whistle made of bone. “Use this near the Myouren Temple if you require my services. I will be able to hear it from Senkai and will come out to assist you.”
“Will it not bother you?” I asked.
“Anything for someone investigating her abuses,” she said.
I nodded. “Fair enough. Then, we shall meet soon?”
“Absolutely,” she smiled. “And, good luck with your new life in Gensokyo. If you need help or someone to turn to, know that you can trust me.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I said.
Of course, I knew what I actually needed to do, to see if forming a deal with her would be worth it.
I hurried back home soon after the meeting, went up to my room, and pulled my Metaverse key out of the secret pouch I had hidden in my clothes specifically to keep its glow from being seen. And there it was, plain as day:
BYAKUREN HIJIRI
MYOUREN TEMPLE
CATHEDRAL
I grinned. Finally, I had the missing keyword. Byakuren, as it turned out, saw the temple as a presumably grandiose Catholic Cathedral. I could already imagine the place crawling with things like Angels, Archangels, Principalities, Powers, Dominions, and, if we were really unlucky, perhaps even the Big Four. And since it was a Buddhist temple in real life, perhaps some Buddhist monsters and figures like Apsaras, Nagas, Kumbhandas and Haritis as well. Luckily, I was too far from the Temple for the distortion to trigger, so I let it deactivate and stowed it in the locked drawer I now had specifically to hide it. I spent the rest of the day putting together some infiltration tools on my desk, helping cook dinner, and then read for a couple of hours before bed.
1/21
This was it. Today was the day where we would finally infiltrate Byakuren’s fortress. I realized that it was not progress on the pressing Outside case, but given that this was an incident in itself, if not part of a larger one, it was still cause for enthusiasm.
We agreed, before heading to the Sutra Concert, to meet up at Nitori’s cave to hash out the details of the mission, but I already knew there wasn’t any more real-world information we needed. Still, working out an infiltration itself required much planning. I wasn’t intending to do much more today than scout out the Fortress to get an idea of its layout, and where best to enter it from.
After breakfast, I threw together the infiltration tools I made last night as well as some other supplies, before heading to Genbu Ravine. Within half an hour, I went from being in my room to being in front of Nitori’s door. This time, there was no camera coming out of the door, and Nitori simply threw it open for me.
“Morning, Goro!” she smiled. “You’re here early!”
“I wouldn’t be setting a good example as our leader if I were late,” I replied.
“True that,” she smirked.
The other three all arrived within fifteen minutes of me, with Reimu being the last to show up. Marisa chided her about being the shrine maiden responsible for Gensokyo’s peace and yet still showing up last to a meeting about resolving an incident. Reimu deflected it, claiming she had some business to take care of first. Youmu then started to ask “but what about those Outside beer cans-” before Reimu quickly shut her up. I myself could see several hairs on her head standing up, and her outfit appeared to be hastily thrown on, as though she rolled straight out of bed and out the door. By contrast, Marisa, whose house was a mess, at least looked like she took some time fussing over her appearance before coming, and Youmu outright admitted she had already been up for several hours tending to the gardens and practicing her swordplay.
“Alright, so before we discuss the plan, I have something I wanted to show you all!” Nitori chirped. “It’s in the Metaverse, if you all don’t mind popping in for a bit.”
“Sure, I don’t mind, what is it?” Marisa asked.
“You’ll see!”
We did as Nitori requested and entered Ethos from within her cave. At first, nothing seemed different, aside from all of us being in our Metaverse outfits, but that all changed as soon as Nitori opened the door to the Ethos version of her home.
“Whoa....” Marisa marvelled.
“This is…” Youmu said.
“Amazing…” Reimu said.
Truly, I myself found it very impressive. The entire inside of her cave had been completely overhauled, with a tunnel out to the training grounds having been bored, and a main hall with “The Day Breakers” spelled out across the wall in the back atop a logo depicting a fist rising up and cracking a circle representing the sun from below. The room had a marble floor, a supercomputer off to the side, and in the middle, a round table with exactly twelve seats and which also had the logo on the wall sprawled out all over its surface.
“Welcome, comrades, to the Hall of the Day Breakers,” Nitori boasted, holding out her arms. “This is what I’ve been working hard on these past few days.”
Marisa whistled. “Gotta say, Doktor, ‘ya really outdid yourself on this one.”
“A group dedicated to solving an otherworldly incident such as ours deserves only the finest place where we can convene and discuss our matters, away from the prying eyes of any villains who might want to expose and destroy us. I humbly offer this space along with the training grounds outside as our permanent hideout.”
I observed her handiwork and smiled. “Well, having our hideout within the Metaverse would certainly be the best way to help keep our activities secret.”
“Yer really goin’ whole hog on this whole ‘Day Breakers’ thing, arent ‘ya?” Marisa said.
“Why wouldn’t I, since it has given me a whole new perspective on my life and my work? And after researching and analyzing Western comic books, I came up with the best superhero hideout one-kappa labor could provide.” She directed our attention to the table. “And just like King Arthur and his knights, this round table where all of our voices are even and equal, and on which consensus can be easily reached.”
“Why does it have twelve seats if there’s only five of us?” Reimu asked.
“In case we recruit extra members,” Nitori replied.
“Aha. Thinking ahead to the talent we might pick up,” I commented.
Nitori insisted we all convene around her table, so we took up her offer in order to finalize the infiltration.
“First off,” Reimu started, “are you okay after what happened the other day?”
I nodded. “I’m fine. Better than I expected. I had a moderate hangover, I suppose, but nothing severe enough to keep me from working all day.”
The others were visibly shocked.
“Are you shitting me?” Marisa said. “One bottle of oni sake would make a normal human see weird shit for days, and they made you chug three! How the hell did you get away from that with just a hangover?”
I shrugged. “Well, I… er, evacuated it from my system the night before, I suppose.”
“So? ‘Ya gotta have a liver of steel to get away with even that!”
“Plus, they poured it down your throat with ruthless speed,” Reimu admitted. “That’s the only reason I didn’t jump in before they already had the third bottle in your mouth. Honestly, if Starburst hadn’t jumped onto the stage to distract them, you very well could have died… but then, if your tolerance is that high, then perhaps you weren’t in as much danger as we all thought. Still, let’s… not go bar-hopping down there again.” She gripped her sides. “I’m still feeling the after-effects of that potion. Humans just aren’t built to have oni strength…”
“Eh, I was fine after I came here and had Doktor rub my shoulders,” Marisa said. “Lemme tell ‘ya, she gives really mean shoulder rubs.”
“Thanks,” Nitori smiled.
“No prob. Anyway, Seraph, if you want me to come and pound your shoulders, I’m all for it.”
“I…” Reimu paused, then smiled lightly. “...Thanks.”
I cut in, “sorry to interrupt, but we do have a meeting, and a very important topic to get to.”
“Oh, right.” The girls looked at me expectantly, since I now had the conch. “So, what did you find out?” Youmu asked.
I spun my key around my finger. “We have a keyword.”
All of their eyes widened. “Wow, really?!?” Marisa exclaimed. “‘Ya got that from drunk girls???”
“Not exactly,” I said. “I guessed that the distortion was religious in nature based on what they said, but I actually met Miko by chance yesterday, and she went on about how evil Byakuren was, during which she dropped the keyword.”
They were silent for a second, before Youmu chuckled. “I guess that makes sense. She is the ‘heart-reader’ who can hear a person’s ‘Ten Desires.’”
“She even sensed my Persona, although she didn’t know that’s what it was.”
“Wait,” Marisa cut in, “if she can sense our Personas, wouldn’t that make her dangerous?”
“Absolutely,” I answered, “but it could also make her a powerful ally, since she can sense distorted desires for us as well. I’m thinking about striking a deal with her for that reason.”
“Having Miko as a confidant…” Reimu mused. “...to be honest, I’ve never really trusted her intentions either, and if she can reveal our operation that just makes me even more suspicious.”
“As I said, she doesn’t know about Personas per se. Instead, she described it to me as my desires being ‘unusually close to the surface,’ including all of the negative ones which we all subconsciously bury, which is what our Shadow Selves are. Awakening to a Persona involves coming to terms with those negative thoughts and desires, accepting them as part of yourself, and then resolving to make yourself greater.”
“So, wait,” Nitori asked, “in other words…”
“In other words, our Personas are our Shadows, transformed and fused with us to give us power in the Metaverse.”
Marisa sighed. “This is even more complex than I thought. Still, I can’t call myself a witch if I don’t uncover all the truth, so I just gotta roll with it.”
“That’s the spirit,” I smiled. “Now then, getting back on topic, the keyword is ‘Cathedral.’”
Again, silence, before Youmu asked, “er, what’s a ‘Cathedral?’”
“Oh, I can answer this one,” Marisa said. “So, you know what Christianity is, right?”
“...sort of?” Youmu said hesitantly. “Something about angels and a God and someone named Christ?”
“Yeah, exactly. Actually, Christmas is supposed to celebrate that guy’s birthday. Anyway, there’s a branch of Christiantiy, one of the oldest, called Catholicism. The Catholic Church is run by a guy called the Pope, who manages a bunch of other guys called Bishops and Priests. Priests run Catholic churches, where people come together on Sundays to worship, and those Priests and churches are managed by Bishops who run ‘Cathedrals,’ big, super-fancy churches with gothic facades and all sorts of Christian artifacts and art. The Pope himself runs the Vatican City, the largest Cathedral in the world, and the most important.”
“I see,” Reimu noted. “So, if Byakuren sees the temple as a Cathedral, that must mean she sees herself as the sole center of worship there, and it also reflects her oversized ego as well.”
“Knowing that it’s a Cathedral also gives us an idea of what kind of shadows to expect,” I added. “Given that it’s a Christian distortion of a Buddhist temple, we’ll likely see figures from both mythologies as foes. I’m most concerned about the Christian ones, since those tend to be angels, and angel-type shadows often pack instant death spells.”
Marisa’s head hit the table. “Good grief, not more instant-kills!”
“Unfortunately, yes, more instant-kills. However, Seraph has proven herself to be immune to Bless spells, not surprising given that she looks like an angel herself.”
“An angel with a devil wing,” Reimu added. “I still don’t know why that is.”
“Prolly ‘cause yer lazy and kind of a grouch,” Marisa said.
“Oh really?” Reimu replied, cocking an eyebrow.
“Let’s not get off-topic,” I said, cutting in between them. “Today, I would like to go investigate the Fortress so that we can get an idea of the layout and establish an entry point. Then, we will spend a couple days preparing for the infiltration before going in for real.”
“Hell yeah, I’m ready to kick ass!” Marisa grinned.
“Time to resolve another incident,” Reimu said.
“I don’t want the Myouren acolytes to suffer any further, like I did,” Youmu said.
“We made a deal, and you fulfilled your end, so I’ll fulfill mine,” Nitori nodded.
I smiled “Alright, no objections. Let’s begin the operation.”
We arrived just as the crowd started to gather for the sutra concert. Both human and youkai, emerging from the path, the trees, and the air, converged in front of the Myouren Temple, ready to hear and feel the sound of Byakuren’s chanting and wooden fish-beating.
Staying hidden proved a challenge, but we managed to hang low in the shadowed understory of the forest between Genbu Ravine and here. We hid in some bushes, and I crept forward to assess the situation while the others laid low. After a few minutes, the last of the guests arrived, and once I was certain there was no more movement around us, I fell back to the others. I saw Byakuren come out and begin to speak, but from where we were it was hard to understand her.
“Byakuren is distracted and there are no more guests,” I whispered. We did another quick check to make sure we were sufficiently spaced from the Temple and that no stragglers would be inadvertently caught up with us once we entered the Metaverse.
“Alright, let’s say the keyword.” The others nodded, and I quickly and quietly uttered those words: “Byakuren Hijiri, Myouren Temple, Cathedral.” Just like clockwork, the key activated, and the world began to twist and distort into a new form.
The light coming down from the sky was so bright, we all had to cover our eyes. And it seemed not just to all be coming from the sky, but from all directions, as though someone had placed massive spotlights around us and shone them at full power.
Once our eyes had adjusted and we could look up, it took shape in front of us. And it was a spectacle to behold.
“Holy...” Marisa said.
“What is…?” Reimu wondered.
“Incredible…” mused Nitori.
I looked around. We were on top of a large hill, surrounded by an ancient, Greek or Roman city as far as could be seen. And in front of us was a large, looming complex of buildings which looked just like the Vatican, complete with a towering basilica with a shining, gold roof and marble exterior. Crowds gathered in the square around the obelisk, which mirrored the Vatican’s own, but with a gold statue of Byakuren atop it. Other statues lined the top of the column-supported parapet surrounding the square and the entrance to the basilica, all statues of Byakuren as well.
If Yuyuko was gluttony, it didn’t take a genius to see that Byakuren’s sin was overwhelming and oppressive vanity.
“So this is how she sees the Myouren Temple,” Youmu said. “Just a place which exists to stoke her impossible ego.”
“Also,” Marisa pointed. “That’s a massive crowd. Think it has somethin’ to do with how full of herself she is, tryin’ to convert everyone in Gensokyo to Buddhism?”
“Possibly,” I said. “It might also be because of the large crowd gathered for the sutra concert in real life. Remember, this place exists within Byakuren’s cognition; anything she perceives will affect what goes on in the Fortress, including the form it takes. I will bet you that the crowd will not be present when we return on another day when there’s no sutra concert.”
Reimu looked out at the crowd. “No way we’re getting through that crowd to reach the entrance.”
“Plus, look at this.” Nitori’s Persona reached into the “backpack” part of itself and pulled out a monitor, all while the satellite dish spun around. It showed several figures walking along the front steps of the basilica, all in white robes with purple and gold tabards, distinctive mitres, and porcelain masks styled after Michelangelo’s statues, all holding scepters. “Shadow guards,” she explained. “They’re all over the square. If we’re caught, we’d be swarmed in no time flat.”
“So we’ll just have to look for another way in,” I said. I briefly scanned the area. “Let’s work our way around the right side of the parapet. Then we’ll try and find an open window or the like from which we can infiltrate.”
“Good idea,” Marisa nodded. So we rushed over to and traced along the outside wall, staying low to avoid detection from inside the square. Eventually we came to a gate, with sharp spikes at the top to deter those trying to vault it; however, a convenient broken pillar allowed us to jump up to the top of an adjacent building’s roof, past the gate, and look out upon the Fortress from our vantage point.
We observed the area in which we found ourselves: streets lined with buildings which were a strange mishmash of Roman and East Asian architectural styles, borrowing ideas from both Western chapels, churches and sanctuaries, and Eastern, particularly Buddhist, temples and castles. It made sense, since the Myouren Temple was a Buddhist one in real life, and Byakuren herself was Buddhist, but the nature of the distortion, the way in which she viewed her temple, the way in which she viewed herself, really, twisted it into a grand cathedral fit for worshipping a saint, a lord and savior.
“What even IS this place???” Reimu wondered aloud.
“It’s like if Vatican City were built in Tokyo or something,” Marisa said. “I’ve seen maps and pictures of the place in Patche’s books.”
“It’s strangely beautiful, and yet…” Youmu closed her eyes. “...I can just sense… something very wrong about it.”
“It is a distortion, after all,” I said. “And we don’t yet know the full scope of it. All we know is that Byakuren is misusing the Temple and her acolytes for her own ends.”
“And the core?” Marisa asked. “That’s gotta be somewhere here too, right?”
“Core?” Nitori asked.
“Oh, right, this is your first Fortress infiltration.” I turned to her. “In Yuyuko’s fortress, there was a Core representing her distorted desires, which we could access only by finding three ‘Will Seeds’ scattered throughout the Fortress.” I looked out toward the basilica. “If this place is anything like that one, we’ll need to scour all over to find those Will Seeds, then open up a path to the Core.”
Marisa observed the basilica, noting the high metal spikes, barred windows and high walls surrounding its backside, along with what appeared to be a deep, wide trough around those walls preventing any attempt at scaling them. “1000 yen says that’s where our Core is. Ludicrous defenses around the back, high concentration of guards in the front, that just screams ‘hey everyone, I’ve got treasure inside me!”
I nodded. “Good observation. Just like the cherry tree in Yuyuko’s Fortress, that highly guarded basilica must be where the Core lies. And if we collect all three Will Seeds, it will weaken the defenses enough for us to be able to break in from an undefended side.”
Reimu gazed out upon the buildings and gardens which made up the rest of the Fortress. “I hope we don’t have to comb each and every little corner of this place just to find them all.”
Nitori grinned. “I bet I could just scan our surroundings, and that way I can pick up Will Seeds or whatever else near us!”
Reimu thought for a moment. “Hmm… you might be right. We could simply go along the main paths, then when you pick up something we’ll go check it out.” She looked up at Nitori. “Your Persona really is something different from ours.”
“Yup! In fact, I can start scanning right now!” Her satellite dish came out, and started scanning the area while Nitori looked at her PDA. “Lessee… hm… I’m picking up something nearby…” She pointed at a small shack-like structure. “There! It’s in there!”
“Then let’s go check it out,” I said. I jumped down onto the street, checked for any passing shadows, then led the others down as well. As we approached the shack, its door grew hazy and twisty, leaving no doubt that this was one of the Fortress’s Safe Rooms.
“A safe room,” I said. “Good find, Nitori. Let’s head inside.”
Opening the door, we came into what looked like some sort of reading room, with a table in the center and benches along its sides. I could definitely feel the hole in cognition here, and already mentally figured out how to use it to quickly get us back out to the entrance.
“Alright, first safe room,” Marisa said.
“A ‘safe room?’” Nitori asked. “I know I found this place for you all, but…”
“It’s a gap in the ruler’s cognition,” I explained. “Places where their control isn’t as strong. Shadows can’t see this place, and we can also exploit the weakness in cognition to jump back to the entrance, or any other safe rooms we come across. The cognition is weakened because all the safe rooms are based on rooms or other spots in the real world in which the ruler doesn’t hold as much power.”
At that moment, the room distorted and briefly transformed into one like the ones in the temple, a bedroom, judging from the futon on the floor, before shifting back.
“Geh, I wasn't ready for that!” Marisa exclaimed.
“This must be one of her acolyte’s rooms,” Reimu thought. “Probably because they’re the only places that are theirs, not hers, and they can escape her influence, however briefly.”
“Good observation,” I complimented. “That means there’s likely one safe room for each bedroom in the temple.” I had a seat on one of the benches, and the others sat down as well. “Now then, we need to think about where the Will Seeds might be located, so that we’re not just aimlessly wandering the entire Fortress attracting the attention of shadows.”
“All of us except Nitori have been to the Temple a few times, so I think I might know some spots to check out,” said Marisa. “Y’know those gardens we saw from the roof? Those are prolly based on the cemetery that’s behind the Temple in real life. That cemetery also has a cave leading to the Hall of Dreams’ Great Mausoleum, where Miko’s tomb used to be. So there might be an underground section of the Fortress as well.”
I nodded. “On the Vatican side of things, there’s a building called the Sistine Chapel adjacent to St. Peter’s Basilica, and if the layout of the Fortress is similar it’s not far from here. And seeing as how the basilica here overlays the main Temple, investigating the areas based on its grounds appears to be our only option. Certainly the only places our Will Seeds could be hiding.”
“So, then, we have three places to investigate for sure,” Youmu said. “The Chapel, the Gardens, and then the underground section if it exists.” She shuddered. “I-I hope there’s no ghost shadows, I hated that cemetery and mausoleum in real life, so…”
“As I said, we’ll most likely come into buddhist monsters, and angels with instant-kills,” I smiled.
“DON’T SMILE WHILE SAYING THAT, DUMMY!” Marisa shouted. “‘Specially since Fury here’s already been hit by one!”
“Geeeh…” Youmu groaned. “It was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life, and it hit me in a flash. I hope I don’t go through it again.”
“If it’s any consolation, they don’t always work,” I said. “So, just pray that it fails if it hits you. Or try to avoid it, since they tend to be telegraphed.” I looked around again. “Either way, we’ve accomplished our goal today, as we now have a forward entry point.”
“Ya sure?” Marisa asked. “I didn’t see any shadows near us…”
“You saw that crowd at the front, correct? That many beings in the Fortress means the security level was likely through the roof even before we got here. Even if there’s no shadows immediately around us, it is most likely extremely tight around the Will Seeds and other critical locations. It would be wise to wait until the Temple is quiet once more before continuing our exploration further.”
Marisa was about to object, before Reimu shushed her. “Let’s just trust him, Starburst. He knows a lot more about these places than we do.”
“And he has a point,” Nitori said. “I’m already detecting a large crowd of shadows near here.”
Eventually, Marisa shrugged. “Eh, well, fine. Let’s bounce, I guess.”
“Great. Then we’ll spend a couple of days making preparations so that when we come back, we’re absolutely prepared.” We all warped back to the Fortress entrance, and walking away led us onto the path leading to the Temple. The sutra concert was well underway, likely explaining the security spike, so we all went our separate ways. I spent some time at Suzunaan reading before they closed, then helped Masato out with vegetable stir-fry. My only blunder that night was trying to add entirely too much sauce to the pan.
Chapter 28: A New Deal
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/22
“Welcome back, Akechi-kun,” Eirin smiled.
“It’s good to see you as well,” I bowed.
I returned to Eientei, both so that I could procure medicine for our infiltration into Byakuren’s Fortress as well as to do a clinical trial. I was led to her office by a rabbit; Reisen was, regrettably, out at the moment, but Eirin promised she would be back soon if I didn’t mind waiting.
“Reisen told me all about the other night,” she said. “How you went down to the Underground and had drinks with some of Byakuren’s acolytes, how you beat one of the oni at darts and how they poured sake down your mouth?”
“Er… yes,” I said back. “I… still feel like it’s working its way through my system.”
Eirin giggled. “Well, it’s alright. Reisen can hold her liquor very well, and can hold her own even against an oni. Still, to think you would take her to a bar so soon, especially to a bar down there…”
I shook my head. “It was a prior arrangement with the acolytes, Reisen simply offered to come along and buy my drinks in exchange for bringing her some seeds and soil from the Netherworld.”
Eirin smirked. “Oh really… oh my. A handsome guy like you surrounded by girls who can even show up a proud oni. You truly are a ‘charismatic ace detective.’” She turned to some charts behind her and directed my attention to them. “And just the sort of fellow I need to conduct drug trials. I trust you’ve been taking my cleansing drug each day since your last visit?”
“Every morning with breakfast,” I nodded.
“Excellent. That will mean the likelihood of my drugs reacting with chemicals in your bloodstream is minimal.” She reached into a fridge and grabbed a small cup from it. “Of course, I won’t start you with anything crazy. I’ve already tested this with some other people, so I’m fairly certain you won’t grow a third arm if you consume it.”
I took the cup hesitantly. “...what is it supposed to be?”
“A treatment for ‘airless sickness,” she explained. “I’m sure someone has told you by now, but it’s a viral infection unique to Gensokyo, originating in oni but spreading to humans and other youkai species. It’s a coronavirus, much like most cold viruses, and spreads in much the same way, through little droplets we all sneeze and exhale. My name for it is ‘Oni Coronavirus,’ or OniCOVI for short. As an oni disease, you could imagine it is quite severe: not everyone develops symptoms, but those who do often become critically ill with pneumonia and gastrointestinal problems such as vomiting and diarrhea; in rare cases it’s even caused heart failure.”
“That sounds very intense,” I said, sitting up a little.
“It’s quite the diabolical little bug, isn’t it? And because it’s so very picky about who it decides to kill or sicken, it’s almost impossible to contain."
“How often do outbreaks happen?” I asked.
“I’ve seen cases at every time of year, but it’s most active in winter, when people are more likely to spend most of their days huddled together in their warm homes away from the cold. Even if it may have some supernatural properties, it otherwise behaves like a normal coronavirus, and can be stopped with face coverings, keeping apart, washing your hands and cleaning surfaces regularly. It can also be vaccinated against, and that medicine does include the 13th version of it, which has very few noticeable symptoms in humans. The rest of the medicine is untested in human males, however, and that’s where you come in: I will record observations of your body’s reaction to it.”
I looked down at the reddish medicine again. It gave off a slightly bitter odor, and looked somewhat like blood. But, I realized, I had to do this in order to get the medicine for our missions. So, without further hesitation, I gulped it all down at once.
“Hah...hah…” I panted. The aftertaste was just as bitter as the smell. “Can I have some water?”
“Not for a few minutes, unfortunately,” she said. “The medicine will need time to be absorbed into your system, and water could affect that.”
“Ah, I… see…” I said, as I began to notice something was off. Within moments of consuming the medicine, I started to feel heavy, as though I had lost all the strength in my muscles and the effect of gravity in my immediate vicinity strengthened. I lied down, and started to feel dizzy and lightheaded. The ceiling above me blurred into a fuzzy, brown matte with a bright glow from the light, and my conscious thoughts began to mix with subconscious ones as my grip on cognizance loosened. I closed my eyes, and felt the sensation of the room spinning around me as colors swirled in the darkness of my closed eyelids and lost track of the passage of time.
Then, the next thing I knew, I felt a sudden, forceful smack on the side of my face, snapping me up on the bed and fully lucid. “What the- where in the- where am I???”
“Seems the medicine knocked you out,” Eirin said, holding a paper fan with “coffee” in kanji printed on it. She then took out a clipboard and started writing. “It didn’t happen to my female volunteers, and I would think it certainly wouldn’t happen to a strong man in peak health…” After a few moments, she finished taking down her notes. “Hm. Well, maybe I’ll just have to look into it some more. There might be something I’m missing.”
I rubbed the side of my face. “That was quite the smack.”
“Oh, you mean this?” Eirin held up the fan. “This will make anyone, even the groggiest drunk, come to their senses in a flash. I made it with Sanae’s help. I would have asked Reimu, but she’s grouchy on good days so I had to make do with the less experienced of the two.” She reviewed the notes she had written. “So, I’ll look into addressing the side effects of the medicine, but that shouldn’t make it ineffective. The medicine, if it works as intended, will kill any instances of the virus in your body, and keep working until the vaccine component kicks in, which should be one to two weeks. Assuming you come back for boosters every year, your chances of catching it are now only 2% of what they used to be, your chances of getting sick are 2% of those cases, and the chances of you dying are 0.05% of that. ”
I nodded. “Impressive. That’s exceptional even by Outside vaccine standards, I would imagine.”
“Indeed,” she smiled. “I do a booster campaign every September to get as many Villagers and youkai inoculated as possible by handing out vaccine packets to mix into their tea. Version 13 in particular has been a big success; ever since I introduced it, there have been no deaths.”
“That’s wonderful,” I smiled. “You truly are a genius doctor.”
“My old title, the ‘Brain of the Moon’ was well earned, after all,” she smiled.
After the appointment, I was offered to look at the ‘special stock’ once again, and took things which seemed the most helpful for our Metaverse investigations. I then left Eientei, intending to simply head back to the Village for the day.
“Oi,” came a voice. I turned around, and there was Mokou, leaning against a cluster of bamboo stalks. “What’cha doin’ out here in the freezin’ cold and wet snow?”
“I could ask the same of you,” I answered. “I thought Keine said you didn’t like winter.”
“Well, I was thinkin’ about dueling Kaguya again, but then I saw you come out and was like, ‘eh, maybe I’ll bug ‘im instead.”
“I see… but, why would you find me more interesting than the great Princess Kaguya, your eternal rival?” I said with a smile.
“That’s - er…” Mokou’s face reddened. “...i-it’s just because I, er, don’t talk to a lotta guys and I - ah - wanna get better at it and -”
“Offer to make miso soup for me everyday?” I joked. “In all seriousness, I’m sure you won’t find making friends with me to be much different than making friends with anyone else. It’s not like men are a different species from another planet.”
Mokou spaced for a second, before sighing. “Well, I mean, I’ve spent the better part of the last few centuries not forming ties with anyone other than Eientei, since I’m immortal. Even when I was mortal, I talked with almost no one my own age, since I was always holed up in the back to keep my family from bein’ shamed.” She looked down at herself. “Besides, the men always sought after Kaguya. She’s damn lucky, born with beauty no Earthly woman can match, compared to me, just a ragged, antisocial hobo who’s murdered countless people across history.”
“But you also hide nothing,” I mentioned. “That you openly talk about having blood on your hands and being a bastard is quite audacious and brave.”
“Yeah, but that’s only because, again, anyone who would care has been dead for ages. And I don’t gotta hide things if there’s no one for me to talk to to have to hide it from.”
“Except you are talking to me, so that must not be the case.” I breathed deeply. “I am not turned off by your past, because I will not judge you for it.” The hypocrisy of that statement couldn’t be overstated, coming from someone too spineless and ashamed of his past to tell other people about it at the risk of everyone here calling me a murderous monster.
Mokou looked at me for a moment, then chuckled. “Y’know, when I found ‘ya in the snow and especially after you woke up and looked at me with those reddish-brown eyes of yours, I knew there was somethin’ different about ‘ya. Like, iunno, maybe it’s just 1300 years of intuition, but ‘ya ain’t no helpless Outsider or Villager who’s scared of everythin’ and dies in like three days. Yer already doin’ spellcards and gettin’ tangled with all sortsa funny business without a care; actually, Reisen told me you all went down to the Underground to drink sake and you took three whole bottles of oni mash like a champ.”
“Can we not dwell on that?” I sighed. “I swear, it’s been nearly a week and I still feel like it’s not fully out of my system.”
“Alright, yeah, I getcha. And you got the witch and the shrine maiden as friends; I can’t imagine better friends for a human to have. Although then again, I guess they are the age where they’re lookin’ for husbands…”
“It’s not like that,” I insisted. “We’re friends, no more, no less.”
“Hehe, well alright. To be honest, I can’t imagine any man bein’ able to keep up with either of them. They both got strong wills and take-no-prisoners attitudes. Reimu’s honest about everything, right down to bein’ extremely blunt about sayin’ you suck, while Marisa’s a compulsive liar and a witch who likes big explosions but is also outgoing and everyone’s friend. And they both go out, get into fights while calling it ‘incident-resolving,’ and then get drunk afterwards. No matter how you look at it, they’re more like the youkai they claim to always have to put down then the humans they insist they defend. I think any normal guy, or any normal person for that matter, would be put off. And then here you come along and mix in with everyone’s business like it’s nothing, Mr. Charismatic Ace Detective.”
...just how did I come to be so proficient at socializing with people, I wondered? Was it my Persona awakening, discarding all of my negative emotions and feelings? Or perhaps Ren’s personality was rubbing off on me; we did spend a decent amount of time together in Kichijoji throughout the summer and fall, shooting pool and playing darts, enjoying drinks at the Jazz Club and visiting food stalls. Perhaps the two of us were more alike than I wanted to believe.
“I suppose I have fully earned that nickname, then, if I was able to get through to them,” I smiled.
“Damn straight.” Mokou shivered. “Now, if ‘ya don’t mind, I hate the cold, so why don’t we head back to my place? I’ll brew up some hot tea for us.”
“...and most people don’t know this, but Yoshitsune was actually kind of a whiny bitch as a kid.”
“Is that so?” I mused. “I take it you knew him personally?”
“Off-and-on, kinda weaved in and out of the Minamoto clan’s lives during that time, and I also killed a few soldiers during the Gunpei war before catchin’ a boat to China sometime later and beginnin’ the trek that ultimitely led me to Istanbul, where I squatted for thirty years as a merchant.”
“Very interesting.” I sipped my tea. “Hearing how legendary figures were like as people at the time.”
“Yeah, well, I mean, people writin’ history like to embellish some details and gloss over the others, then as the story’s told it just gets even more muddied.”
“It sounds almost like a thousand-year game of telephone,” I chuckled.
“Eh?”
I shook my head. “Oh, it’s nothing. Just a saying we have Outside.”
“Ah, gotcha.” Mokou lit up a cigarette.
“Do you… smoke a lot?” I asked.
“Yeah, helps me calm down. And since I’m a Hourai Immortal, I can just regenerate the lung damage, unlike humans. I ever tell you that Eirin sometimes has me over to test things? ‘Cause my body doesn’t have a concept of a lethal dose and all.”
I scratched my head. “I can’t imagine dying and then regenerating over and over again. It must be very painful each time.”
“Eh, you get used to it.”
“I… see.” I paused, trying to think of a topic. We had been conversing for a while about different things, about Mokou’s life, about everyone she killed and how she was a bastard…
“...why… are you so open about being a bastard and a killer? Those are both rather sensitive things most people try to hide…”
“It’s like I said: everyone who would care died over a thousand years ago. It ain’t taboo if literally no one gives a shit, am I right?”
I shrugged. “Well, I suppose so.”
Mokou suddenly leaned over the kotatsu. “Why are you so hung up on that, though? You a bastard yourself??”
“Er, no, but-”
“Look, if you are, I don’t care. Won’t judge, can’t judge. You can share anything with me and I won’t tell anyone else. Trust me, you’re hardly the only person I keep secrets for. Keine, Eirin, Reisen, Reimu, Marisa… hell, I keep some things quiet for Kaguya, and we’re sworn enemies!” She quickly snuffed out the cigarette and flicked it into the fireplace. “Point is, you can lay anything you want on me. You’ve got my word on that.”
I looked down, and smiled. “Well, thanks, I suppose.” I leaned back and sipped the last of my tea. “Even now, I still have difficulty trusting people, simply because of my life and the type of people I had to deal with on a daily basis. Most criminals are also habitual liars, so you have to take anything they say with a grain of salt.”
“Preachin’ to the queen of lies over here,” Mokou snarked. “You don’t live over 1300 years and not have to lie outta yer ass about who you are and your life story. I’ve gone by so many aliases over the centuries I don’t even remember half of them. Really, though, everyone lies, some people just lie more than others. I’ve seen waaaaaay too many completely honest men die early deaths because they refused to lie even when their lives and the lives of people who trusted them depended on it.” She kicked back. “Point is, you can’t not trust people just because they lie. And you ain’t a bad person for lyin’ or not telling everything. It just depends on when you lie, what you lie about, and why yer lyin’.”
I looked down. “Hmmm… when you put it that way…”
1/23
I came up to the Shrine to practice Spell Cards with Reimu, but when I arrived I found her already deep in a conversation with Marisa.
“I’m sorry, can I come in?” I asked.
Marisa looked over. “Oh, uh, hey! Wasn’t expecting you!” She scooted over slightly in the kotatsu. “Yeah, sure, you can come in!”
“A-HEM,” Reimu said. “This is my house, only I can let guests in.” She then looked at me. “But, then, you’re always welcome here. Come, have a seat. There should be enough tea in the kettle for you.”
“Ah, don’t mind if I do.” I seated myself down and Reimu brought over a teacup for me. On top of the kotatsu were several blank cards and strips of paper, along with a couple of pots of ink with brushes in them. “May I ask what is going on here?”
“Oh, these?” Reimu organized them. “Well, Marisa had an interesting thought the other day. You know how those shadows sometimes drop cards, or how we’ll sometimes find them in chests? How some of them have designs and others are blank?”
“Yeah, I suggested to her, maybe we could try and copy those and see if we can make ‘em work somehow.”
I picked up one of the cards, inspecting both sides. “This is very well-made, Reimu.”
“Well, I make my own spell cards, and all the enchantment, sealing, and good-luck amulets as well. Next to combat, creating these is the most important skill for a Hakurei to master. Since I’m constantly using skill and spell cards as part of my job, and placing wards around people’s houses, as good as I am at it, it still takes a significant amount of time for me to keep replenishing them all.” She picked up a Media card. “So when we started finding these in the Metaverse, I couldn’t ignore them or wonder what their purpose was.”
I gently took the card from her. “These are also called ‘skill cards.’ They are not used like skill and spell cards in the real world, however. Instead, these are used to teach a Persona a skill it cannot normally learn. One does this by focusing in and envisioning the skills their Persona knows, then crushing the card in their hands. Obviously, cards can only be used once, and if the skill is forgotten there is no way to recall it, unless it was a skill the Persona can already realize on its own.”
“So, in other words, they can expand a Persona’s strategy,” Marisa said. She leaned back. “Although, I’m still curious, what causes Personas to learn different skills in the first place? Like mine and how it gets healin’ and nuke attacks?”
“I’ve thought about that as well,” I said. “I’ve come to this conclusion: since Personas are extensions of ourselves and our psyches, then their abilities reflect our own personalities as well.” I turned to Reimu. “I suppose I should try asking you: why do you think Marisa is our healer?”
“Our healer?” she said.
“I still don’t understand why myself,” Marisa said. “I mean, I specialize in high-power offense!”
“And that could be where the Nuclear comes in,” Reimu added. “But then… I suppose you don’t really think about it, but you help people out more than you realize. You always come by the Shrine with food and donations on occasion, not to mention you revived me that one time after I ate spoiled food. You’re also always out talking with people and encouraging them to be at their best. I’ve seen you leave offerings to that one jizo statue in the forest. You’re perhaps the only reason Alice isn’t a reclusive hermit. Hell, you even stopped a duel with Patchouli halfway to resuscitate her when she was having an asthma attack.”
“Eh…” Marisa started blushing.
“And let’s not forget,” Reimu continued. “Your spell cards include stars, and I think Patchouli once told us that stars and suns are giant nuclear reactors.”
Marisa paused, then chuckled. “...heh. Never thought of it that way. But then, what about you, miss fire-and-bullets?”
Reimu looked down. “Hmm…” She thought for some moments, before looking back up. “I have often been told that, while on incident-resolving and youkai extermination business, I’m like a force of nature, strong and unstoppable as a wildfire, who strikes down all in my path until the job is done. Then there’s the fact that my main attack is unleashing a flurry of needles, which I’m told, by their victims, pierce like bullets from a gun. So, perhaps it’s because of both of those that my Metaverse abilities manifest that way.”
Marisa laughed. “Well, that certainly describes you . Shoot first, ask questions later, I tell ‘ya.”
“And you’re like ‘steal first, ask questions never.’”
“Eh, it ain’t stealin’ if no one misses it,” Marisa snarked. She then turned to me. “What about you? You can wield all those Personas, but that one… Bond? That one seems closest to you.”
“I may have the Fool card,” I said, “but that Persona was the one which awakened from my own shadow.”
“Then he’s the one who represents your heart, your personality…” Reimu said.
My true heart… my true… personality…
“You mean a charismatic, flamboyant, charmin’ ladykiller?” Marisa said bluntly.
“Precisely,” Reimu nodded.
For once, I was the one blushing and stuttering like an idiot. “W-what do you - I-I mean-”
“But it’s true, ain’t it?” Marisa smirked. “You know all the girls like tall, dark and handsome bad boys with big hearts. Ain’t no other reason you got a Persona like that!” She and Reimu giggled. “I’m not wrong, am I? After all, I’m always right!”
...well, that was one way of looking at it. My ideal, at least: a truly charming, charismatic man, not the mask I put on for the public. Although, they did say that if you keep an act up for long enough it stops being an act…
“Heh. Perhaps you are…”
I paused. Marisa took a sip of tea. “Somethin’ botherin’ ‘ya? Was it somethin’ I said?”
“...how much stock do you put in the truth?”
Both of the girls leaned back in surprise. “Where’s this comin’ from, all of a sudden?”
I sighed. “I talked with Mokou yesterday, about her keeping secrets from and for people. As an Outside detective, I swore to uncover the truth, as I had a conviction that all lies were evil. But the more I dwell on the topic, the less sure I am about that assumption…”
“The truth…” Reimu mused. “To be honest, I’ve never really thought much about it. I do go out resolving incidents, and that of course means finding the facts. But as far as truth being the opposite of lies, that’s not really part of my job to enforce.” She sighed. “That doesn’t mean I don’t have an opinion on it, though, I guess. The way I see it, lies undermine relationships, and if we can’t trust each other, we’ll only ever fight each other and no one would be safe. So I would support telling the truth all the time myself.”
Marisa kicked back. “Don’t ‘ya think that’s too simple a way of thinkin’ ‘bout it, though?”
“How do you mean?” Reimu asked.
“I mean, to me, truth is subjective. Different people consider the same things to be true or false based on what they believe. I remember Yukari herself tellin’ me that the boundary between truth and lies is muddled and hard to bend, even for her, for that reason. Hell, the Hakurei Border itself is a border between truth, lies, fantasy and reality, and you of all people should know that.”
“I do know that,” Reimu objected, “but I’m sure you would understand that it acts as a hard barrier between the fantastic and the real. Therefore, my point still stands.”
“Oh really? Well, consider this: thousands of years ago, people knew that the stuff around them was caused by gods and monsters, and that belief became so widespread that the gods and monsters started existin’. Then, all of a sudden, people knew there were ‘scientific’ reasons for the same shit they used to attribute to gods and monsters, so guess what? They stopped existin’. Also, people hate bein’ told they’re wrong, so they’ll do whatever to prove and swear up and down that they’re right. And who knows, maybe they are, maybe they aren’t, but that ain’t the point. The point is, your concept of truth and lies, right and wrong is flawed, because that hard line simply doesn’t exist.”
Reimu exhaled in frustration. Marisa smirked. “Guess I finally got one over ‘ya, huh?”
“Alright…” I nodded. “...then are you saying it’s okay to lie to your friends and deceive them?”
“...eh?”
“Let me put it this way,” I said in a colder, harsher tone. “What if you found out that someone whom you had been friends with for a long time, and to whom you confide your deepest secrets with, eventually revealed to you, one way or another, that they were a cruel, remorseless killer who could snap and turn their knife on you any second? Or if they were a con artist attempting to play your strings before swindling you of your wealth and everything you hold dear?”
Marisa looked at me wide-eyed for a moment, before smirking again. “Listen, buddy. I know what ‘yer gettin’ at. It’s true I make friends with everyone, but at the same time you gotta have a plan for everything. Everyone’s got their own agendas and they never fully overlap, not even if they’re friends or family. Everyone looks out for their own self-interest first and foremost, and for many, like myself, that means havin’ friends and allies.” She got up. “I’m just a weak, squishy human in a land fulla man-eatin’ monsters. Sometimes, you just hafta know how to twist the truth, fudge the facts, do whatever to keep the heat offa yourself and those you owe debts to. Most of my friends happen to be youkai, magicians or otherwise, and for me, that’s a way of gainin’ power, havin’ ‘enemies’ on my side.”
“Right,” said Reimu, crossing her arms, “and I’m sure if you had a penis they’d all be pregnant with your kids by now.”
“WHA-” Marisa flushed right up and tackled Reimu to the floor. “I’M NOT SOME KINDA SLUT, YA DUMMY! I GOT A REPUTATION TO DEFEND HERE!!!!” The two wrestled, threatening to break the kotatsu and forcing me to have to move it, with Reimu struggling to get Marisa off of her simply because of how hard she was laughing. I, meanwhile, decided to show myself the door before things got awkward, swiping an assortment of skill cards as I did so.
1/24
“Good afternoon, Akechi-san.”
“Good afternoon,” I said to Shou, who opened the door to the Myouren Temple for me.
“It’s been a little while. I didn’t see you at the Sutra Concert last week…”
I shook my head. “I was there, but I was near the back of the crowd, so you might not have seen me.”
Shou bowed. “Ah, so that was the case. Very well, Hijiri-sama would surely like to see you.”
Shou led me toward a room in the back of the temple, one whose doors were larger and more ornate than the others around it. She lightly knocked on the door. “Hijiri-sama? Are you in there?”
“I am,” Byakuren said simply.
“Is it okay for Akechi-san to come in right now?”
“He may come in.”
Shou undid the latch and slid the door open. The room inside was filled with hazy smoke, emanating from incense jars placed on the corners of a square mat, in the middle of which sat Byakuren, meditating. Her room also had a futon off to the side, an attached private bathroom and back patio door, and shelves holding what I assumed to be Buddhist artifacts. There was also a pedestal, atop which a scroll was perched.
“Namaste, Akechi-kun.”
“Namaste,” I said back, wanting to be polite. “It has been a while since we last met. Sorry I wasn’t able to come by more often; I had other things which I had to attend to.”
Byakuren got up, and opened her illustrious eyes, which looked down into my own. “Keeping busy and fulfilling your obligations to others are important virtues, but drowning yourself in work and never taking time to care for yourself will lead you off the path to dharma,” she said. “Still, I do appreciate your coming to visit today. Will you be meditating with us again today?”
“Perhaps,” I answered. “Mainly, I am here to visit you personally.”
Byakuren nodded. “Then, if that is so, I hope I will provide excellent company.” She walked toward the door. “I will go get some tea for us. Please, do make yourself comfortable.”
I found a suitable spot on the mat to sit down. “Thank you. I appreciate it.”
Byakuren smiled, before closing the door behind her and Shou.
I sat there, alone, in Byakuren’s room. Nary a sound could be heard, either within or without.
I looked around to ensure I was alone. Once I was certain no one was watching, I reached under my clothes and pulled out a small drone which Nitori had given me before I came here. It came to life on its own, a small screen flashing on with Nitori’s face on it.
“Alright, good, this thing is on,” Nitori said.
“Are you sure this is alright?” I asked. “We will be spying on a woman in her room without her knowledge or consent…”
“Hey, you’re the one who insisted we make sure Byakuren is a legit target,” Nitori answered. “What better way than to install a hidden camera in her room where she doesn’t have to put on a face and will act like how she does in the dark?”
I shook my head. “But this is unethical. Outside, this sort of evidence would be tossed out of court.”
“This ain’t Outside, buddy. Besides, I’m not gonna use this to blackmail her or anything. I’m going to dispose of the footage once we see it as a group, as promised.”
“If you say so,” I said, rolling my eyes. The screen turned off, and I gently released the drone, which levitated toward a corner of the ceiling, affixed itself, then trained its eye on the center of the room before activating its cloaking device. Within seconds, it was as though there was nothing there at all.
Byakuren soon returned with some tea, and I continued the conversation naturally so as not to make her suspicious. She asked some more about my previous life as a detective, and I described to her some of the cases that I worked on. “You are a very admirable young man, Akechi-kun. Apprehending so many criminals despite being a child…”
“It was my passion, and I have a natural gift for it,” I said.
“Mmn. Still,” she took a sip, “to think the Outside has devolved to the point where the populace lulls in a pit of vice and despair. I should be grateful that individuals such as yourself exist, and yet…” She shook her head. “That world has lost faith. The humans outside need a figure to guide them to enlightenment, and oh what would I give if I could be that person.”
“I must ask, though.” I looked up from my glass. “Is it not the duty of each person to look up solely to Buddha himself as a guide to Nirvana?”
Byakuren shook her head. “Oh, young man, you wouldn’t understand. Saints throughout history have come to those whose lives are clouded in fear and uncertainty, unable and unwilling to find the path to the light for themselves.”
“So you’re calling yourself a saint,” I said sharply, “even though no true saint would ever do that.”
“Erm…” Byakuren hesitated. “I…”
“My my,” I clicked. “It would seem as though sister Byakuren has herself failed to realize she has strayed off of the path to enlightenment.” I looked her in the eye. “After all, to try and lead youkai down the path to dharma, in spite of that running completely contrary to their very nature as manifestations of man’s fear and weakness…”
Byakuren sighed in frustration. Just as she was about to say something, she squeezed her eyes shut and held her head, seemingly in pain. She then looked back at me, regaining her composure, and said simply, “it would seem as though you are still lost. Please, you are invited to come back here frequently.”
...something wasn’t right. Was this caused by the distortion, I wondered? Was it strong enough that it could “course correct” if any attempt was made to steer her away? Had… was she being mentally imprisoned by her own distortion?
I got up, and bowed. “I appreciate the offer, but I do have other matters to attend to today.” I walked over to the door. “I do promise I will return, though.”
“Safe travels, Akechi-kun,” Byakuren said. “It was a pleasure having you today.”
I smiled. “It was a pleasure talking to you, too.” I left the temple, and headed back toward the village. Hopefully, Nitori’s camera would do its job and capture evidence of her abuses in real life.
1/25
Once I was out of work, I took to the streets to contemplate what to do with the rest of my day. As I neared the Temple School, I could hear a commotion coming from the school’s courtyard. Curious, I went over to inspect, peering over the fence to see a group of children seated on benches, with Keine off to the side, facing an elaborate diorama where several figures moved about; once I realized they were actually dolls, a familiar voice started narrating the scene.
“And so the brave knight neared the castle, crossing the rickety bridge over the moat of boiling lava surrounding the tall, black spire atop which it loomed. But the knight was fearless, destined and determined to save the princess held captive in the top of the tallest tower.” A pair of dolls swooped in to remove the diorama and replace it with another, made to resemble the inside of a castle. “The knight marched through the desolate castle walls, before coming to a room filled with gold and priceless treasures. Then, suddenly, emerging from the endless pile, a fearsome dragon roared at the knight!” The dragon in question popped up from a trapdoor beneath the set, which when I looked carefully was actually just three dolls with a western dragon costume draped over them. “The knight and the dragon fought, with the dragon spewing its deadly fire breath at the brave knight, but he deflected it with his magic shield before striking the dragon with his holy sword! As the dragon fell over, dying, the knight pierced its tail and drew a golden greatsword, a symbol of his victory.”
The children all clapped and cheered as the dragon was slain, and I had to hand it to Alice: her doll control and manipulation was splendid, her costuming and set creation unrivalled, and her storytelling quite good, if somewhat cliched.The set changed to the castle tower, where the princess looked on from a window at the top. “The knight ascended the tower, and met the fair maiden, ready to save her. Just then, the castle began to collapse! Surely it was the end for the both of them, but the great raven which the knight had befriended swooped in to save them both! The kingdom was saved, the knight and princess were married in a lavish ceremony, and they-”
“Divorced after three years once the princess was caught sleeping with the ratcatcher,” I snarkily filled in for her as I waltzed into the courtyard.
Each of the kids looked over at me, Keine appeared shocked and appalled, and Alice slinked out from behind the curtain with a tired glare in her eyes.
“Having fun entertaining the kids on this fine afternoon, I assume?” I chuckled. “I do apologize, though, I just wanted to crack a light joke.”
“That joke was in no way called for, or appropriate for these kids!” Keine exclaimed. “I know this sort of story seems rather childish for an Outsider like you, but these kids are all-”
“Are you Akechi-san?” one of the kids asked, coming up to me. “I’ve heard all about you from my friend! You’re the Charismatic Ace Detective!”
“Er… hehe, that’s, well-”
Within moments, all the kids, who at the most came up to just below my chest, got up from their seats and surrounded me. “It’s Akechi-san! Akechi-san!” they all exclaimed. “Whoa, he’s really big! He’s taller than my dad!” I was used to throngs of fangirls surrounding me wherever I went, but I had never really had young children fawn over me in quite the same way. I had to watch where I was going to make sure I didn’t accidentally run over or step on any of them. “Is it true?” one of them asked. “Do you have one of those hand tablets that shows everything on it???”
I looked over at Keine and a rather dejected Alice standing next to her. Keine snickered. “Seems big, strong Goro over there stole all of your thunder.”
“I can see that,” Alice complained. She directed her dolls to pack up all the supplies and compress them into a crate which was tied and suspended in rope and carried by a squad of dolls. “Do me a favor and call all the kids inside. I want to have a little chat with him.”
“Whatever you say,” Keine smiled. As promised, she waved all the kids back inside the schoolhouse, leaving me alone in the snow with Alice.
“Good afternoon, Goro,” she said. “And… thanks for the impromptu plot twist.”
“My pleasure,” I smiled.
“I was being sarcastic,” she complained.
“Even so, I’m sure you would agree telling the same story over and over gets rather boring, and that these children need to be introduced to realism, sooner rather than later.”
Alice sighed. “Perhaps so, but you didn’t have to put it as crudely. Next time, just shut up and stay at the side when I’m doing a show, okay?”
I gave out a hearty laugh. “Well, if you insist. It is rather impolite to steal someone’s thunder during their moment of glory.”
“Well, yeah.” She called the dolls to her side. “Anyway, I’m going to have to take you back home with me to punish you.”
“...oh?”
“Don’t ‘oh?’ me, mister snark. Just come with me.” She lifted into the air, and several dolls with swords drawn appeared behind me, goading me into following her to her home in the forest.
Upon arrival, Alice instructed me to help her stow away her supplies into a storage shed behind the house, before leading me inside.
“I’m home,” Alice said.
“Welcome home, Alice-sama,” came Mamiko’s voice from the kitchen. She emerged with a silver platter with a tea kettle and cups atop it, still dressed in the same frilly maid-like dress she had when she came alive. “Dinner is under way, and I made you some tea.”
“Thank you,” Alice smiled.
I came forward. “Hello again, Mamiko-san. How do you do?”
“Ah, Crow- er, Goro.” She placed the platter down and bowed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you once again. Alice informed me you would be coming today.”
“She… did?”
Alice turned to me. “Sorry for being a little deceitful. The truth is, I was going to seek you and invite you to my house today after my puppet show to discuss some things with you. You just so happened to barge in on me first.”
“I see.” I took a seat and allowed Mamiko to pour me a cup. “I take it you are adapting to life in the real world quite well?”
“I am, thank you. Alice-sama is a great teacher.”
Alice sat down in front of me. “I will admit, though, it is a bit of an adjustment for the both of us. While she’s learning to live in this world, I’m adapting to life with another person besides myself.” She picked up her cup and blew on it. “Of course, one could argue Marisa is a semi-permanent resident, given how often she comes to visit. Still, Mamiko is a good servant. I’ve taught her how to sew, how to do chores, and she guards the cottage while I’m away.” She took a sip. “I will say, for someone who’s only had a few days of experience in the real world, she’s a rather good cook, although…” A smell wafted from the kitchen, a distinctive blend of sweet, spicy and savory. “...right now, it seems South and Southeast Asian cuisine is all she can whip up confidently.”
I thought for a second as to why this was, then said, “well, she is a shadow representing a major figure in both Hinduism and Buddhism. I would expect her to know those cultures inside and out, including their cuisines.”
“I had obviously never cooked food before,” Mamiko said, “but being a shadow who took the form of Godly General Vajra, I suppose you are right. Alice-sama presented me with ingredients, and it was almost by instinct that I gathered them and turned them into a dish I did not know the name of.”
“Coconut chicken curry, in that case,” Alice clarified. “Tonight, it’s chicken tikka masala.”
I smiled. “That sounds delicious. I look forward to trying some.”
Mamiko worked on getting dinner ready while Alice and I caught up. Some of what we discussed had to do with our deal, but mostly, Alice wanted to talk even more about the Metaverse, in particular everything Mamiko was able to share with her about it. Eventually, we moved to the dinner table, where Alice had her dolls hand out plates, cups and silverware, and all of us were able to dish up.
I took my first bite, and instantly fell in love with the rich flavor of the sauce, and the tender, marinated chicken pieces which fell apart between my teeth.
“This is very good,” I complimented. “You are a wonderful cook.”
“Oh, er… thank you,” Mamiko said.
We spent a few more moments savoring Mamiko’s cooking, before Alice cut the silence. “So, getting back to what we were discussing about the Metaverse, you, Marisa and the other mystery people in on your operation…”
“The others are Reimu, Youmu and Nitori,” I said.
“...huh?”
I shook my head. “You are already in on our secret, so you deserve to know who else we’re working with. Together, as a group, we are the ‘Day Breakers.’”
Alice chuckled. “You, Marisa, Reimu, Youmu and Nitori. Quite the group for someone like you to put together.”
“Indeed.” I took another bite. “Our first operation was during the week between Christmas and New Years. Yuyuko Saigyouji had a Fortress projected over Hakugyoukoko, in the form of a castle which catered to her gluttonous excesses and hedonism. We recruited Youmu somewhat accidentally over the course of taking it down. Then, to get to Ethos, we had Nitori build us a boat, but naturally she was curious as to why we needed one, so she followed us in. She awakened her Persona during the fight in which we encountered Mamiko in her shadow form, in the process not only saving our lives but also cutting her free of the tower’s distortion. Now, we are investigating a Fortress belonging to Byakuren Hijiri: a grandiose cathedral in which she sees herself as the center of worship.”
Alice put down her fork. “Distortions… in other words, places in the real world twist and turn into how these people perceive them in their minds…”
“That’s one way of looking at it. And there are several others Outside, just like those two, which the Phantom Thieves took down.”
“The Phantom Thieves… what were they like?” Alice asked.
“As a detective, I had deduced they were all high schoolers, a deduction which turned out to be completely correct. All of them were misfits and societal rejects in one way or another, which was part of why they banded together to take on society’s injustices. There was Ryuji Sakamato, a former track athlete whose leg was broken by a rotten gym teacher who claimed it was self-defense and pulled weight as the school’s volleyball coach; Ann Takamaki, who was sexually abused by the same man; Morgana, a strange cat-like creature who gathered the founding members and led all of them through the Metaverse; Yusuke Kitagawa, a painting prodigy who was used and abused by his master who claimed credit for his works; Makoto Niijima, a student council president who was actually ostracized for that position and was used by the school administrators to do their dirty laundry in exchange for university recommendations; Futaba Sakura, a genius hacker who was driven into suicidal depression after being framed for her mother’s death before being saved by the Phantom Thieves; and Haru Okumura, the heiress of a multibillion dollar conglomerate who was to be pawned off for marriage to an abusive drunk by her father for political purposes.” I took a deep breath. “And then there was the group’s leader, Ren Amamiya, or Joker, as he went by in the Metaverse. He defended a woman from a drunk who was assaulting her, but said drunk was a highly corrupt and connected politician who managed to get him arrested, causing Ren to be expelled and have to transfer to a school in Tokyo for his probation. Somehow, he gained the power to access the Metaverse and use Personas, and united the rest of the group to fight for dark justice.”
Alice smiled. “And now you follow that young man’s example right here in Gensokyo.”
“I will admit, I did not expect to. But, it is clear to me that Gensokyo has injustices, and as long as I have the means to solve them it would be irresponsible for me to be idle.”
“That’s very commendable,” Alice said, applauding. “You’re a very good man, and very… interesting if you can win Reimu, Marisa and others to your cause so quickly.”
“I form relationships through deals,” I said to her. “All of them get cuts of our war spoils and make contributions to the effort; Reimu teaches me spell cards, Youmu and Marisa both come up with supplies to replenish our energy, Nitori forges our weapons. I also perform favors for them in real life as well.”
“I see, I see…” Alice glanced over at Mamiko, who seemed deep in thought. “...Mamiko?”
Mamiko then looked at me. “Could I… perhaps be of help as well?”
I sat up in surprise. “Could you… help? What do you mean?”
“You all freed me from that distortion. For that, I am forever in your debt. If you are currently working to free others from distortions, then I, as a former victim of the Metaverse’s twisted machinations, would like to assist you in seeing justice done. As a shadow, I am quite capable of fighting there, even without a Persona which you all require.”
“But…” I paused. “You also possess a magical doll’s body, which would shut down in the-”
“Actually, I’ve already done tests,” Alice explained. “Her magical enchantments do indeed shut down in the Metaverse, but even without them she is still capable of movement and action. Even long-term exposure had no detrimental effect on her, as she required no energy or nutrition in the Metaverse like she does here.”
“Wait,” I cut in. “How… were you able to travel to the Metaverse without us helping you?”
“With this.” Alice produced an orange Metaverse key. “This appeared on my coffee table not long after our last meeting. It works just like all of your keys.”
“Interesting…” I inspected the key. “Each of us received these keys around the same time as or immediately before awakening our Personas. I have taken this as an indicator that whoever receives these keys is destined to come with me to the Metaverse and help me take down Fortresses.”
“Is that so?” Alice said. “Then, that must mean we will be of assistance to you.”
“Presumably…”
I looked across at Mamiko. “Tomorrow, we are gathering at Nitori’s to go over more evidence, before immediately beginning our main infiltration of Byakuren’s fortress. We do not know what threats we will find inside. As a being who does not possess a Persona but who claims to be able to fight regardless, without seeing it in action I will not be able to fully take you at your word.” I stuck out my hand. “That being said, I do respect your will and wishes; you have a very personal stake in this matter. Furthermore, having a shadow on our side could confer considerable benefits to our cause. And, I also swear to help you discover the world and interact with people outside of this cottage. With all this considered, will you accept my deal?”
Mamiko seemed unsure, at first, before Alice clarified, “if you agree with what he is offering, shake his hand.”
“Ah… I see.” Slowly, she stuck out her own hand, then took mine and shook it. “I accept your terms.”
I smiled. “Hmhmhm. I see. Welcome aboard, Mamiko-san. I’m sure we’ll make a great team.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Aeon Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...
Notes:
This is my first chapter posted as a Coloradan! Obviously, the gap in chapters the past few months has been because of this move and everything involved in it, such as saving up money, planning it out, and lining up employment (including one job me and the employer are trying to hash out with the contractor, and a for-sure job if that ends up falling through that starts on Tuesday), not to mention taking time for myself to mentally prepare for it all. The trip to Denver itself was awesome; I chose to start my journey by going over Chinook Pass right by Mount Rainier, rather than the 'normal' route over Snoqualmie. From there, I cruised through the Yakima Valley, eastern Oregon, the Snake River Plain, the Salt Lake metro and the Wastach range. A closure on I-70 routed me south along the Gunnison River to Monarch Pass, then I shot north across South Park (yes, the place actually exists; no, I did not encounter Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny) before ending my journey in the Mile High City. I promise to churn content out more quickly as things begin to stabilize.
I messed around a bit with the first part in order to try and avoid implications that people who die of COVID in some way deserved it, which was how an early version came off as; ultimately I decided to drop it altogether, since it didn't add anything. Yes, obviously, this virus is supposed to be COVID in this story, and it's brought Outside at some point. I just thought it would be interesting if such a world-changing virus had its origins in the supernatural realm of Gensokyo, since in real life I'm halfway convinced divine/demonic intervention was involved in its birth (while still believing all the science, of course).
Chapter 29: Fires of Hokkai
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
1/26
This was it. Today was the day we officially infiltrated Byakuren’s Fortress, and would bring her injustices to an end.
First, though, there was one thing I had to do first.
Yesterday, I had offered to come to Alice’s house to pick up Mamiko before heading to our hideout. Gliding above the snow-frosted trees, I arrived at the quaint home in the middle of vast woods, with no sign of life or activity on the exterior.
I knocked on the door. “Alice? Are you there? It’s me, Goro A-”
“Oh, good afternoon!” Alice said, opening the door. “Sorry, for some reason I didn’t think you’d be here until later!”
“Well, Kirisame-san only makes me work thirty hours a week with no set schedule.”
Alice nodded. “Understandable.” She turned around and called out, “Mamiko, are you ready? Goro-kun is here!”
“Coming!” Heavy footsteps could be heard rushing toward the door, and as Mamiko neared I realized her appearance was vastly different from yesterday. Instead of the black maid-like dress from yesterday, she was wearing burgundy combat armor with gold trims reminiscent of the type she wore as a Vajra shadow, adapted to fit the female form. Her hair was also cut into a much shorter bob with two white hair buns on top. Finally, she quickly grabbed and strapped on a pair of matching combat boots kept near the door.
“Mamiko-san…” I chuckled. “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you!”
“Alice-sama made me a set of combat armor to go into the Metaverse with,” she said. “I gave her instructions and specifications on what I wanted.”
Alice smiled. “It was an interesting challenge. I’m used to sewing dresses, not forging battle armor. Thankfully, Mamiko's instructions were very thorough and to-the-point, and I’m quite satisfied with the result.” She slid her hand over part of Mamiko’s armor. “The only enchantments it has are waterproofing and underwater maneuverability so that she can reach your hideout, since any other enchantments would be meaningless in the Metaverse.”
“I see… Well, it certainly looks formidable, and in the Metaverse that should be enough.” I pulled out the knife I used in the Metaverse. “After all, this may not look like much more than a regular knife, but in the Metaverse its blade is quite deadly. And this pistol,” I pulled out a pistol, “resembles a toy gun in the real world, albeit one which can shoot danmaku. In the Metaverse, it fires real bullets. As long as the shadows believe it to be real, it actually will be real.”
“Fascinating…” Alice mused. “This really is fascinating!”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “Now then, we must be going. Mamiko?”
“Wait, hold on,” Alice said suddenly. She rushed back into the house, and came back with two canteens. “Coffee. Just like you requested. Plus, here are some tarts.” Alice giggled. “You know, it’s hard to believe that coffee and sweets would be of any help doing what you all do, but again, the Metaverse is such a fascinating place. I can’t wait to study it even more.”
“I’m sure there will be plenty of opportunities for you to do so,” I assured her. I turned to Mamiko. “Now then, you can fly, right? If so, follow me.”
“Guide the way,” she said.
Alice assured me that Mamiko the doll had been enchanted with the ability to fly, but even so, Mamiko the person had never done so. So, I took her hand and flew with her toward Genbu Ravine. As it was her first time seeing the world in this way, I could tell, in her eyes and face, that she was as awestruck as a child, venturing into the wider world for the first time in her life and spreading her wings. It was surreal for me as well, having learned to fly just last month, and now here I was showing someone else how to do the same.
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” I said.
“...wow…”
I smirked, and did some reflecting too. A person accustomed to ending lives, helping someone else begin theirs.
Eventually, we reached the spot in the ravine closest to Nitori’s cave. Standing on the riverbank, Mamiko stood still, staring at the cold, swift waters of the river.
“Now then, our next step is to dive under the water and swim towards Nitori’s.” I pointed to the opposite cliff face. “It’s just over there right below those rocks. I can swim with you, just as I flew with you.”
Mamiko hesitated, before steeling herself. “If this is for justice, there is no danger I will not overcome.”
“Splendid. Now, let’s dive right in.” Taking her hand, we jumped into the river and began our crossing. Being a doll jacked up with enchantments, Mamiko did not require air, and she was strong enough to resist the current even without the assistance of gillyweed. Again, I could see in her eyes her innocent marveling of the underwater world, from the moss-covered rocks, the gravelly, sandy bed, the wispy milfoil flowing in the current, to the sheets of ice on the surface which from our vantage appeared as a glistening, sapphire glass ceiling.
Soon, we reached the entrance to Nitori’s cave. Surfacing, we made our way to the metal doors, on the other side of which Nitori waited.
“This is Nitori’s home,” I explained. “As well as our hideout.”
Mamiko observed the cave around her. “What a strange place for someone to make their home.”
“Strange for most people, but perfect for a kappa such as Nitori.” I knocked on the door, and within moments it opened up to reveal Nitori, already dressed for action with her azure dress, green backpack and assortment of tools.
“Y’know, you can just use the passage in the Metaverse I chiseled out, you don’t gotta swim every time.”
I shook my head. “I was not sure if you were ready to have me yet. And besides, I wanted to give Mamiko here the experience of swimming for the first time.”
Nitori looked up at Mamiko. “Mamiko? ...oh, this here a new recruit?”
Mamiko bowed. “Yes. My name is Mamiko Shinshou. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Nitori-san. I serve Margatroid-sama.”
Nitori paused, before saying, “oh… oh yeah, you’re that doll Marisa was talking about. And… you’re also the shadow from that one time?” Nitori bowed. “Let me apologize. I was just awakening my Persona, see, so I didn’t have full control over that Forbidden Fruit Wave-thingy I fired off.”
“There is no need to apologize,” Mamiko replied. “You freed me from Ethos’s distortion, and for that, I am grateful.”
“Oh, uh… hehe, no worries. Anyway, come on in. We got a lotta stuff to go over before we bust into Byakuren’s fortress!”
Me, Nitori and Mamiko all entered the Hall of the Daybreakers, with the others showing up within minutes of us doing so. Of course, they were all curious about Mamiko, being our newest member and, for Reimu and Youmu, their first encounter with her ever since that day in Ethos.
“So, you’re now a doll, and also Alice’s servant?” Reimu asked.
“That is right,” Mamiko said.
Reimu grinned. “Hehe. Well, I’ve always said Alice could benefit from having another person living with her. I just didn’t imagine you could be that person.” She bowed. “Anyway, welcome aboard.”
“My greetings as well,” Youmu said. “I… apologize that our first meeting wasn’t exactly peaceful. I… hope you can look past it.”
“It is not a problem,” Mamiko said. “All that matters is that you all freed me from the distortion. I am here to repay you, by helping to free another person from the distortion’s control.”
Marisa smiled. “Well, I guess that settles that!” We settled around the table. As we were now an even six people, we simply took every other seat, with Nitori on the side closest to a projector screen she had set up, and me on the opposite side where I could get a good view. “Now then, Nitori, what’s the buzz?”
“Two things, actually. First, I wanted to discuss a problem I feel we, as a group, must address: communication.”
“Communication?” Youmu wondered.
“Since we all live spread out across Gensokyo, right now we have to rely on promising to meet back up on certain dates to discuss our plans. I didn’t like that. So…” She reached into her backpack, took several objects from it, and set them on the table. “I created these! Messaging devices!”
I picked one of them up and inspected it. “It looks just like a phone…”
“Uh-huh, that’s the point! With these, we can send messages to each other whenever we want and discuss our plans instantly. They’re solar-powered, so no need to charge them either. I also made them super-secure so they can’t be intercepted, not that anyone else in Gensokyo knows how to. In short, we can now make and change our plans on the fly!”
Reimu examined the device, fiddled with it, and held it upside-down. “Okay… how do you use this thing?”
“Oh, uh, they don’t work in the Metaverse,” Nitori admitted. “Actually, for whatever reason, real-world electronic devices don’t work here in general, only stuff made inside, like my training course outside the cave or this here projector; conversely, this all doesn’t work in reality. So I’ll have to show you how to use it later.”
“Well… alright.” Reimu and the rest of us stowed the devices away.
“And now, for the second thing.” Nitori got up from her seat and activated the projector screen. “A couple days ago, Goro went on a secret mission to plant a camera inside Byakuren’s room. This is the footage it captured right after he left.” All of us adjusted our seats to see the footage on the screen better; Mamiko at first wasn’t sure what was going on, but she copied what she saw the rest of us do very quickly.
The footage showed me and Byakuren sitting in her room talking, starting from shortly before I left.
“Oh, young man, you wouldn’t understand. Saints throughout history have come to those whose lives are clouded in fear and uncertainty, unable and unwilling to find the path to the light for themselves.”
“So you’re calling yourself a saint, even though no true saint would ever do that.”
“Erm… I…”
“My my. It would seem as though sister Byakuren has herself failed to realize she has strayed off of the path to enlightenment. After all, to try and lead youkai down the path to dharma, in spite of that running completely contrary to their very nature as manifestations of man’s fear and weakness…”
Once again, the footage showed her attempting to respond, before she held her head and squeezed her eyes in pain. “It would seem as though you are still lost. Please, you are invited to come back here frequently.”
“I appreciate the offer, but I do have other matters to attend to today. I do promise I will return, though.”
“Safe travels, Akechi-kun. It was a pleasure having you today.”
“It was a pleasure talking to you, too.” Afterwards, I exited her room, after which Byakuren continued to stand there for a few moments. We all waited with bated breath as we awaited what would happen next.
She then looked up… and glared. “Hmph. What would that smug, entitled brat know about enlightenment? He has no idea what kind of shit I’ve gone through to get to where I am. Those thousand, godforsaken years I spent rotting away in the depths of Hokkai, waiting for my followers to resurrect me, and then what? They all go out and get themselves plastered on cheap sake, not caring at all about the kinds of sacrifices I’ve made for them.” She clenched her fist. “No matter, I’ll set them back in line.” She grinned evilly, hate and insanity shining in her eyes. “I’ll show them. The humans, the youkai, those goddamn Taoists and their smug bitch of a leader. I’ll show them all who the true Messiah of this land is!”
This was where the tape ended. Apparently, Nitori did not feel the need to record past this. I had to agree.
Marisa slumped back and flipped up her mask. “Well… damn.”
“That’s… well…” Reimu said.
I sighed. “So… she really is highly distorted. To think that it would run this deep, however…”
“Her story is well-known,” Youmu added. “And she never seemed to have a problem with it, at least publicly. But this… could these be her true feelings, which she vents only when no one else is around?”
“Seems like it,” Marisa said. “I’d prolly be really bitter if I gave up a thousand years of my life for my followers only for them to drink all the time afterwards.”
“That may be,” Reimu said, “...but the way she looked and talked at the end, with that much malice… I’ve known her for the past eight years, and I’ve never seen her get anywhere near that angry.”
“There is something else which troubled me as well, when I was meeting with her,” I added. “Did you all notice, right as she was about to say something after I criticized her, how she seemed to have a sudden attack that made her hold her head in pain?”
“What about it?” Marisa asked.
“I was criticizing her in an attempt to make her see what she had lost sight of, which was to act as a leader of many disciples to dharma. For that attack to strike at precisely that moment…” I paused to think. “It’s possible that her distortion is preventing her from coming around, from being able to reason. Any attempt at doing so triggers a ‘course correction’ of sorts, forcing her to keep following her distorted desires.”
“A ‘course correction’ you say…” said Marisa.
“So in other words…” Youmu also took a moment to think. “Like how Yuyuko-sama’s ‘core’ was imprisoned within chains and a strong barrier. If this is also the case with Byakuren, if her ‘core’ wherein her resolve to change, to become a better person, is locked away, as long as that is the case, then any attempt to reason with her is fruitless. Only upon the core’s destruction will she be able to be reformed.”
“Superb line of thinking, Fury,” I complimented. I turned to Mamiko, who so far had said nothing. “Is any of this making sense, Mamiko?”
Mamiko looked down at the table.
“...inconceivable,” she muttered.
“...Mamiko-san?” Reimu asked.
Mamiko looked up at the rest of us, putting her hand on the table. “Utterly inconceivable. A Buddhist nun who sees herself as a ‘Messiah,’ and her followers as nothing more than sheep. She does not seek enlightenment. She is not searching for a path to the Buddha. She is merely stoking her own ego and running her temple like a castle where she reigns supreme as the central idol.” We could all hear the anger building up in her voice. “She must be stopped, made to see the error of her ways, torn from the distortion making her see her disgrace, her bastardization of Buddhism as self-righteous.”
“So you vote to change her heart?” I asked.
“There is no other option,” Mamiko insisted. “I cannot allow the Buddha to be insulted in such a manner.”
“Sounds like someone’s got a strong opinion here!” Marisa smiled.
“Well, she is the shadow of a prominent Buddhist figure,” I said. “It’s only natural that she would take offense to someone desecrating the religion.” I fixed my tie. “Now then, we all previously agreed to take on Byakuren’s fortress, so Mamiko’s approval was all we needed to continue forward.”
“Hm? How… come?” she asked.
“We don’t start a mission without a unanimous vote,” I said. “If all of us come to an agreement on a target, that prevents us from devolving into infighting and creating internal rifts over who to target, who not to target, whether our current target is worth pursuing, and other matters.”
“A unanimous decision…” Mamiko nodded. “That is indeed a noble policy.”
“You better believe it!” Marisa said.
“Now then,” I said. “There is one more thing we must do before we head into Byakuren’s fortress: come up with a code name for Mamiko.”
“A ‘code name…’ Oh, do you mean those other names you use when in the Metaverse?”
“We don’t use our real names in the Metaverse, ‘cause it could cause bad things to happen if the ruler became aware we were doin’ shit while tearin’ down their fortresses,' ' Marisa explained. “I’m sure you know all of ours by now, but I’ll go over it again. I’m Starburst, and those are Crow, Seraph, Fury and Doktor. And now, we’re comin’ up with a code name for you as well!”
“I… think I understand…” Mamiko said. “When I am in the Metaverse, my name is not ‘Mamiko Shinshou,’ but something else entirely…”
“That’s the gist of it,” Reimu said. “Now then… what would be a good code name for you?”
“We haven’t seen her in combat yet,” Youmu said. “That is how we came up with my code name.”
“Nor does she have a swanky Metaverse outfit like Seraph and myself do, just regular battle armor,” Nitori added.
“Well, she IS one of Alice’s dolls,” Marisa said. “Maybe if… nah, that’d just make her sound really weak.”
“This is troubling…” Reimu said.
I too thought hard about a good code name for her. I thought about how she was a shadow, specifically a Vajra shadow, and how Vajra was a being who took the form of a bull…
“...how about ‘Bull?’”
The others looked up at me. “Eh? ‘Bull?’”
“She was once a shadow taking the form of Vajra, who resembles a bull. Alice built her to be as strong as a bull, too, and I’m sure you’d agree she has the will and determination of a bull as well.”
“Bull…” Mamiko thought about it. “...I suppose it is literal, but it does describe my personality and strength well.”
I smiled. “So, that is the codename you choose?”
“It is so,” she nodded.
We all clapped. “Then it’s settled. From now on, during our missions, you will be known as ‘Bull.’” I looked around. “Now then, anything else, or are we ready to go to the fortress?”
Marisa got up and stretched. “I can’t think of nothin’. Let’s get right to it.”
“No objections?” The others nodded. “Then, let’s start the mission.”
Within minutes, we were all back in the safe room within Byakuren’s fortress where he had left off last time.
“And this is a ‘safe room,’ a weak point in Byakuren’s distortion which enables us to take breaks during infiltration without fear of discovery, and as I just demonstrated we can warp between them as well.”
Mamiko marveled at the room around her. “Fascinating… a room where we can rest without fear of discovery, where the distortion is weak…”
“Precisely,” I nodded. “But, I must caution, it is a different story the moment we set foot outside. From the shadows’ point of view, we will spontaneously flash into existence, causing them to raise the alert level and attack us. If we’re spotted too many times, we’ll be overwhelmed by powerful shadows, and will be forced to either retreat or face certain death. We can reduce the alert level, however, by taking out shadows we come across without being detected; that will knock out a component of the security and prevent us from being overwhelmed.”
“I do have some tools in case we get spotted…” Marisa produced what appeared to be smoke balls, “...but really, nothin’ beats good ol’ fashioned stealth. So we just gotta keep from gettin’ spotted, ambush ‘em, and knock their lights out.”
Reimu got up. “Well, I don’t know about you all, but this fortress isn’t going to infiltrate itself. So why don’t we go out there and get stuff done?”
“Absolutely, I think we’re all ready to go and know what to do,” I said. “Now, Mamiko, you haven’t proven yourself in combat yet and have no weapons, so stay by my side at all times.”
“Understood,” she nodded. I got her arm and led the others outside of the safe room.
Not a moment after doing so, however, we walked straight into a patrolling guard who resembled one of the Swiss guards at the Vatican.
“Oh, shit!” Marisa exclaimed.
“Hm? Intruders! How did you get in here?!”
I grunted. “Geh, looks like we’ve already been spotted.” I drew my knife. “We have no choice. Prepare for combat!”
The shadow quivered, then dissolved before reforming into three beings: an Apsara, an Archangel and a Yaksini. “In the name of our lady Hijiri, you all will perish!” declared the Archangel.
“Pfft, I’ve wiped my ass with idiots tougher than you!” Marisa sneered. We all drew our weapons and pointed them at the group. “Now, step aside, or else we’ll have to-”
“Leave this to me,” Mamiko said, making her way to the front. “I will show you all how it is done.”
“Huh?” Reimu wondered.
“So you will…” I crossed my arms. “Let’s see what you’ve got then.”
Mamiko stood still, and meditated. Then, she reached into the air, causing a strong wind to blow in all directions from where she stood, knocking the shadows back. Two golden lights materialized, one of which formed into a crossbow which she caught with her left hand and stowed in a holster which simultaneously appeared on her back. The other elongated and formed into a long, brass staff with vajra tips, which she took with her right, before twirling it around her body and striking a battle stance. “Now then… let’s dance.”
The shadows all immediately attacked her, but she effortlessly parried their blows and danced around the Archangel’s Hamas. One end of the staff glowed, and she struck the Apsara right in the head with it, seemingly causing her to be brainwashed and to start attacking the others. Mamiko capitalized on the infighting by charging up another attack, jumping into the air, and striking the ground with tremendous force causing a shockwave to hit all three and knock them down.
“The enemies are down!” I called out. “It’s time to LET ‘ER RIP!!!!!” And so we slashed, bashed and kicked the shit out of the shadows, causing them to dissolve into a pile of yen and treasure.
“Hot damn, you ain’t no joke!” Marisa said.
“I am a strong shadow,” Mamiko replied. “Combat is second nature to me.”
“I could tell,” I said. “You’ll definitely make a very strong front-line combatant… ah.” I looked around. “That reminds me of something.”
“What is it?” Youmu asked.
“A large group such as us running around in the same area is sure to quickly attract attention from shadows,” I said. “Now that we are up to six members, we need to decide who is in the front line and who hangs back.”
“How so?” Nitori asked.
“I suggest having no more than four of us, plus the navigator, pushing into the fortress at one time.”
“So,” Marisa asked, “does that mean one of us has to stay behind?”
I shook my head. “No, everyone goes into the fortress, no one gets left behind either in the real world or at the entrance. All extra attackers will split off from the forward group, staying hidden, watching for danger and looking for clues and treasure as well. As the leader, I should always be in that forward group. I would also like to take Mamiko here along through the fortress to help her get used to infiltration and combat. That means one of you three will have to follow behind the main group.” I thought for a moment, thinking about who would be the most tactical choice to do that.
“I did a quick scan of those enemies,” Nitori said. “Two of them were ice-resistant.”
“And there are likely more across the fortress,” I said. “With that being the case, I suggest that Fury be the one to hang back and be in reserve, ready to take over for fallen teammates.”
“Understood,” Youmu bowed. “I will keep my eyes and ears out for any threats around and behind us.” She then dashed towards cover, virtually disappearing from existence.
“Excellent. Now then, we should-”
“Did someone say ice, ho?”
We jerked around, looking for the source of the voice, before a snowy wisp came out of Reimu’s gohei and formed into a Jack Frost.
“Wha- where did you come from?!” Reimu exclaimed.
“You don’t remember me? I’m the Jack Frost living in your gohei, ho!”
“But… I thought you turned into that band that attached itself to my gohei! I replaced it with a stronger one!”
“That was just a little gift from me, ho! I’ve been living in your gohei the whole time. With my power and your power, nothing can stand in our way!”
“Uh-huh, yeah. I’m not too happy about having a fairy living rent-free in my family’s ancestral weapon.”
“I can make you stronger, though! I can do this!” It then demonstrated Bufu on a nearby post. “You can use my power however you like!”
“Whenever I like, huh…” Reimu grinned. “Well then, if that’s the case, then you’d better earn your keep, or else I’ll have to exorcise you.”
“It’s a deal then, ho!” It looked around. “This is a really weird place, with no snow or ice or anything. I’ll stick out if I just stay looking like this!” The Jack Frost then spun around very rapidly; when it stopped, it was dressed like a priest, in black clothes with a cross necklace and a cap. “I’m Father Frost, ho,” it bowed. “Let God’s grace touch you all, hee-ho!” Finally, it sucked itself back inside the gohei.
We all looked at each other for a moment. “...that was random,” Marisa said.
“Indeed,” I said. “But, let’s not linger. Let’s start looking for the first Will Seed.”
With no pre-made map on hand, we had to rely on the one Nitori constructed as we explored the buildings around the eastern part of the fortress. We encountered more shadow guards, and besides the Archangel, Yaksini and Apsara we initially squared off with, we also encountered Nandi, Agathion and Unicorn shadows, all of which I negotiated with to add their masks to my growing collection.
“Okay, which way to that Sistine Chapel place you were talkin’ about?” Marisa asked.
I looked around. “It should be adjacent to the basilica… but without a map, all these tall buildings all around us and no clear point of reference, it’s hard to tell how to get back to it from where we are. Plus, this place may not have exactly the same layout…”
“Look, over there!” Reimu pointed out. We looked at where she was pointing, and saw encouraging signage etched onto the entryway of a building on the other side of the courtyard: “Library.”
“Bingo,” I snapped my fingers. “There’s sure to be a map inside of there somewhere.”
“Sweet, let’s check it out,” Marisa said.
The library was decently sized, with towering shelves filled to the brim with books - books which, upon closer inspection, all sung praises to Byakuren in one way or another. Marisa, I could tell, was very tempted to take some of the books, but I had to remind her that these were all cognitive manifestations that would disappear if she attempted to take them out of the fortress; luckily we did also discover actual bits of treasure scattered around the place, including treasure chests which, somewhat conveniently, had even better pieces of equipment for all of us, including knife gloves for Marisa which claimed to be ‘authentic fake replicas’ of the ones used by Freddy Kruger himself. Not to mention the tens of thousands of yen each of the shadows coughed up every time we beat them up, or offered to spare them in exchange for money or items, something which Reimu in particular seemed to be rather excited about.
Finally, near the top of the library we discovered a golden armillary sphere, along with a single shadow guard. There was only one shadow, although it was a stronger one, a Principality. We marshaled our combined strength to overcome it, with me smearing it with Eihas to keep it down. Once it was down, we inspected the desk which sat in front of the armillary sphere.
“Anything good?” Marisa asked. “I mean, a tough shadow was guarding it and all, so it’s gotta be worth defending.”
“Give me just a moment,” I said. I opened a drawer, which held, among other things, a rolled-up piece of parchment. Unfurling it and spreading it out on the table revealed just what we were looking for.
“Well well,” I mused. “Look at what we have here.”
“Can I take a look?” Nitori asked.
“Absolutely.” I stepped aside, and allowed her to scan the map using her Persona. Afterwards, she generated an enlarged, holographic replica of the map, which showed seemingly the entire fortress right before our eyes.
“So this shows the entire fortress?” Reimu asked.
“Looks like it,” I said. “And,” I pointed at a building next to the basilica. “It even tells us where the Will Seeds are. This building must be the chapel, and the green Will Seed is here.” I studied the map some more. “However… I cannot see the blue Will Seed anywhere.”
“Maybe it’s somewhere else?” Marisa said. “You said there might be an underground section, maybe there’s another map somewhere that tells us where it is.”
“Hopefully, that is the case,” I said. “But we won’t find it if we remain here. Let’s head out.”
“Roger that,” Nitori said. “I’m picking up a safe room nearby. Let’s head there and warp back to the other one.”
In the other safe room, I laid out the map on the table so that everyone could see. “Alright,” I said, “as I thought, there is a Will Seed, the green one, inside the Sistine Chapel stand-in. The red one seems to be located in a building on the southern side of the gardens. The blue one, it could be anywhere.”
“So we should try and obtain the green one first, as it is closest?” Youmu asked.
“Yes,” I nodded. “It is nearest to here, a safe room we have found and know the location of, in case we need to leave quickly.”
“Alrighty, then let’s get right to it!” Marisa said, tipping her hat.
I looked over to Mamiko. “How are you doing so far? Are you understanding our objective well?”
Mamiko nodded. “Yes. We have to find three ‘Will Seeds’ in order to access the central temple, and defeat any shadows in our path. I trust you will guide us to the objective.”
“You have my word.” We made our way out and headed straight for the chapel. There was only one weak shadow along our path, before we encountered the chapel's tall, ornate doors.
“Alright, we made it,” Nitori said. “I’m definitely picking up the green Will Seed inside. It’s giving off really… creepy vibes.” Nitori shuddered. “Are they all like that?”
“Of course,” I explained. “They represent the ruler’s deepest buried desires. Taking them for ourselves will weaken the distortion here, which will allow us to access the core.”
“Alright then,” Marisa said, winding up her arm. “Let’s bust on in there and kick-”
“Hold on one second,” I said, interrupting her and pulling on the collar of her jacket. “Let’s not be hasty.”
“Why not? The Will Seed’s just inside!”
“Perhaps, but those doors are rather large and heavy. Not only that, but there are most likely guards inside. If we all simply charged in at once, it could raise the security level so much that we’d quickly get overwhelmed.” I looked around. “Let’s see if there’s a side entrance or window from which we can enter instead. That way, we can also gauge the security situation inside.”
“But the windows down here are stained glass,” Youmu pointed out. “We can’t see through them effectively, not unless we broke one.” She looked up. “And those square-shaped openings near the roof are very high up…”
“Then we look for an opening, or else make it,” I said sternly. I studied the surrounding buildings to see if there were any we could use to climb up. “Over there.” I pointed out an adjacent tower. “We can ascend that tower, then jump out a window onto the roof.”
“Sweet. Let’s head up,” Marisa said.
Once we were up the tower, we crawled out a window and ran along the rooftops until we were atop the chapel. The entire way, we had an up-close and personal view of the basilica, which taunted and tantalized us with the promise of Byakuren’s core but which was completely surrounded by bars, spikes, and a pit lined with spears. Soon, though, we would be inside. All we had to do was snatch up the Will Seeds in order to degrade the distortion.
We found a skylight with one panel broken, allowing us to peer right inside. Getting down to its level, I peeked my head in to try and look around.
“Anything in there, Crow?” Nitori asked.
I scanned the enormous chapel some more, and immediately zeroed in on the far end. There, I could see three shadows: two Swiss-guard style ones, and between them, one very tall figure whose face was obscured by a blank mask with black slits, and who was draped in gold.
I stood back up and faced the group. “There are three shadows in there, no others.”
“Then we should go down there and take them out?” Reimu asked.
I shook my head. “Not so fast. One of them, I could tell, is very, very powerful. Combined with the other two shadows, it could overwhelm and overpower us very quickly.”
“So, what should we do then?” Youmu asked.
“We should separate the lesser guards from the strong shadow,” I suggested. “If we lure them away and take them out, that will leave the strong shadow, who will most likely not abandon its post, alone, and therefore be much more manageable for us to take out.”
“Alright… but how do we do that?” Marisa asked.
I looked around at the buildings, then out toward the gardens. “I don’t know. For now, let’s move toward the other Will Seed; we may find a way somewhere.”
“Well… alright,” Nitori shrugged. “We passed a safe room at the top of the tower we came out of. Let’s head there and back down to ground level, then we’ll head to the gardens.”
“Good,” I said. “That will also allow us to get back up here quickly.”
From the main “city” we ventured into the gardens, a labyrinth of stone, sand and dirt paths, bridges over ponds and bubbling creeks, flowers, hedges, cherry blossoms, lanterns and, of course, statues and fountains depicting Byakuren’s glory. As much as I hated to admit it, it was all very beautiful and breathtaking.
“These gardens are…”
“The gardens behind the real Myouren Temple are among the most beautiful and well-maintained in Gensokyo,” Youmu explained, “since Byakuren’s acolytes work tirelessly to care for them. They regularly hold prayer sessions, flower-viewing and moon-viewing parties there.”
I rubbed my chin. “I see… do they maintain the gardens on their own volition, or perhaps does she, well, encourage them to do so, per se?”
Mamiko looked around. “Judging by the appearance of this abhorrent place, she is absolutely forcing them to maintain them in her own image, for her sake, not for the Buddha’s.”
“Splendid deduction, Mamiko,” I praised. “Of course, once we take down this fortress, that will all come to an end, if all goes well.”
We continued through the maze of hedges, taking out the shadows we found along our path. These shadows were different from the ones over by the main structures, consisting of High Pixies, Lamias, Setantas, Ame-no-Uzumes, Koropokkurus and Kodamas, all of which I negotiated and wooed to my side. I took note of Ame-no-Uzume having Dodge Fire, for when I went to fulfill Rika’s current request. Using our map, Nitori helped guide us through the winding paths, gathering treasure, breaking chests open, amassing money and generally doing thief business, just like the Phantom Thieves.
Once we were near the Will Seed, we passed by a building with what appeared to be radio transmitters coming out of the top.
“Hey, look at that!” Marisa exclaimed. “What are those tower things??”
“This must be a radio station,” I said.
“A radio station?” Reimu asked. “What’s it doing here? ”
“What is a ‘radio?’” Mamiko asked in turn.
“A radio is an Outside device people use to communicate and send messages over long distances, using invisible waves which travel through the air.” I turned to the building. “As for why this is here, I recall that the real Vatican City has its own radio station which it uses to broadcast sermons, hymns, religious programming, news and messages from the Pope all over the world.”
“Wait,” Nitori said. “If it can transmit messages, then maybe we can use it to draw the guards away from the chapel!”
“Would that even work, though?” Marisa asked.
“It would be worth trying,” I replied. “We’re close to the red Will Seed. Let's deal with that and then return here.”
We continued to where the red Will Seed was: an isolated chapel attached to a government-style building. We found a side entrance on the north side, and approached the main chamber.
“This place looks almost exactly like the main prayer room at the front of the temple,” Youmu noted. “And…”
Once we came up to the chamber, we saw Minamitsu, Ichirin, Unzan and Shou standing and facing a tall, grandiose portrait of Byakuren, seemingly praising it and bowing down, along with several other figures, including Mamizou, Kyouko and Kokoro.
“Look!” Mamiko pointed at them. “There’s people in here! How did they get in there?”
“They’re not real, Bull,” I explained. “Those are only figures existing in Byakuren’s cognition. They represent how she perceives them, her acolytes. Mindless drones who will endlessly sing her praises and who, to her, serve no other purpose or higher importance.”
“No importance, huh?” Marisa said. “Even though Mina, Shou and Ichi literally got together to break her ass outta Hokkai, which they did solely because she saved them a long time ago and are all loyal to her. This is how she treats them regardless? Tch.”
“She even lumps Mamizou in with them, even though Mamizou is a very powerful tanuki. To think Byakuren’s ego is that bloated, for her to think so little of such a strong being. And…” She looked at the group. “I don’t see Nue in there. I guess she’s not important enough to even register in her mind?”
“...who’s ‘Nue?’” I asked. “Is she the mythical Nue?”
“...was she not there when you visited?” Reimu asked.
“I didn’t meet anyone with that name, no. She wasn’t even mentioned.”
“...hm, strange. I’ll have to ask them about it later. For now, let’s just go grab that Will Seed, then see what we can do about that other one.” We jumped onto a high ledge to sneak around the cognitive churchgoers and toward the back chapel. The door to the Will Seed was unguarded, and overgrown with jungle vines like those one might find in an Indian swamp. Inside, the unmistakable whispers of Byakuren’s deepest, most subconscious thoughts echoed:
“...I can’t lose control again… I have to be their savior, or I’ll have no purpose… I couldn’t save Myouren, so I have to save everyone else… that smug bitch doesn’t know the utter hell I’ve gone through to get to this point, all the sacrifices I’ve made… I’m the only one who can lead Gensokyo from the precipice of desire and sin…”
“Ironic, isn’t it?” I said. “One who claims to be a messiah but who is only acting in her own self-interest.”
Mamiko walked over to the Will Seed, from which the whispers emanated. “So this is one of her ‘Will Seeds.’ She picked it up, causing the whispers to stop. “Taking these will weaken her distortion?”
“Correct. Will Seeds are the congealed manifestations of the fortress ruler’s deepest desires. Taking them will remove a component of the distortion by forcing her to subconsciously accept them. Once we claim all three, we can strike at the core, as all the defense mechanisms will be taken down.”
“I see…” Marisa came over and took the Will Seed into her bag gun. Like clockwork, upon exiting the room, the whole place shook like an earthquake. The cognitive acolytes looked around, disturbed, before going right back to their prayer session. Heading outside, we looked toward the basilica.
“See anything different?” Reimu called out.
“I can’t tell, the shrubs and hedges here are too high.”
“There’s a tower near the radio building,” Nitori said. “Let’s head there and check it out.” So we rushed over to the tower and made our way to the top, cracking open a treasure chest at the top. From there, we looked out toward the basilica.
“What can you see, Doktor?” I asked. Nitori generated a pair of binoculars and observed the distant structure.
“It looks like the spikes and the bars around the windows have been taken down,” she commented. “But we still have that wall and that moat to deal with.”
“I’m sure those will disappear once we have the other two Will Seeds,” I said. “Once we have a path, we’ll sneak in through the back and strike at that core.”
“But we have to get them first,” Marisa said. “One of them’s being guarded, and we don’t even know where the other one is.”
“That’s where the radio transmitter comes in, at least for the first one.” I looked down at the transmitter. “One of us will go down there and send out a false distress signal, asking the guards in the chapel to come to the top of this tower.”
Nitori raised her hand. “I’ll do it! I’m the most technically savvy out of all of us!”
“Hmm, yes, but… you can’t defend yourself if shadows happen to find you. Therefore, one other person should be your bodyguard.” I looked over at Mamiko. “I nominate you to do it.”
Mamiko jumped back. “Who? Me?? But… why?”
“It’s all part of gaining experience infiltrating fortresses,” I said. “I’m sure you’ll perform excellently. Any objections?” Everyone else shook their heads.
Mamiko stood up to attention with her staff. “Then, if I am to defend her, I shall not let you down.”
“Splendid,” I smiled. “The rest of us will hide near the base of the tower. Then, all of us will rush up the stairs behind the guards, corner them, then kill them. After that, we’ll race right over to the chapel and deal with the strong shadow. Understood?”
“Understood,” Youmu bowed.
We guided Nitori and Mamiko over to the radio building, quickly swept it for any shadows (we found one, a lone Setanta at the controls) and treasure (a chest held a heavy iron-and-lead bar which Mamiko felt hit harder than her initial staff, as well as a blank card and a black rock), then left Nitori to the controls while Mamiko waited outside the room’s door, and we hid behind the tower, waiting for the guards to take the bait.
I turned on my earpiece, which Nitori had each given us so we could communicate over long distances, so I could listen in on Nitori and give her advice as needed.
“Attention, attention,” Nitori called out, “guards in the chapel. We have an alert in the western tower, intruders have taken it over.”
“...affirmative. Alert in the western tower?”
“Affirmative,” Nitori replied.
“Roger. We will be right over.”
After the transmission was finished, Mamiko and Nitori returned to where we were and joined us in lying in wait. Minutes later, the two guards from the chapel came by and started ascending the tower. We waited a moment before following them up, before I gave the signal for us to move in.
“Do you see anything?” said one guard.
“I’m not sure, must be a-” Then I cut them off by jumping from behind and ripping off their masks, leaving a pair of dazed Shiisas on the ground facing us.
“Must be a what?” I asked, drawing my pistol.
“You! Tricked us! Clever human!”
“Oh really? It wasn’t that hard, with my friends here helping me. Now you are at my mercy. Speak now, or prepare to die.”
“Wait!” said one of them. “Me can’t die now! Me must guard Will Seed with boss for Hijiri-dono’s sake!”
“And what would a Shiisa such as you, tasked with guarding Okinawan holy sites, owe to someone who sees themselves as a bloated Western messiah?”
“Hijiri-dono not bloated like blowfish! She… wait, me hear that name before, what was it… me remember now! Me Shiisa. Me become your mask and bring you good fortune!” The other one disappeared into light, while this one turned into a mask and got sucked into mine.
“Excellent,” I smiled. “One obstacle out of the way, and another shadow liberated from the Metaverse’s distortion. Now, let’s head for the chapel. We must be quick, as they’ll surely start suspecting something’s wrong before long.”
“There’s a safe room near here,” Nitori commented. “Let’s use that to warp right over.”
We dropped into the chapel from the skylight and walked right up to the tall, golden guard.
“Sorry to keep you waiting,” I said.
“Who are you?!?” it accosted. “Thieves?! I knew it, this was a trick so you could all take me on alone!”
“We’re here to take the Will Seed,” Mamiko declared, “and clear the distortion of your wicked master who has so sullied the great name of Buddha!”
“Foolish girl,” it shouted, “I have been tasked by the great Hijiri-dono to guard this place! I am her strongest and most trusted servant.” It stood silent for a moment. “No matter, I will kill you all myself, without the help of my minions whom you all lured away and killed without mercy or honor!”
“As if,” Marisa balked. “Once we’re done with you, Imma sell that fancy gown of yours for a fatass pile of cash!”
“Fools,” the shadow threatened. “Your greed and arrogance shall be your downfall!” The room started to shake, and the shadow began to distort and quiver.
“This is bad,” I cautioned. “Everyone, get ready!”
The shadow dissolved into blackness, which then rose up from the floor, a writhing, pulsating mass of pure darkness, before exploding into light. We were hit by a wall of wind as a figure emerged from where the mass had been, its cry echoing throughout the chapel, then swooping over us. The being, a large bird with colorful plumage and five red, blue, yellow, black and white tail feathers, hovered in the air in front of us, letting out another piercing screech and spreading its wings threateningly.
“Holy shit, it’s Suzaku!” Reimu exclaimed. “One of the Four Gods!”
“Get ready, everyone,” Nitori said. “This one’s gonna be rough!”
Both of them were right. Suzaku, one of the Four Gods and protector of the South and the Summer Season, also known as the Vermillion Bird or Zhuque. It was, without a doubt, the toughest opponent we had faced thus far, and its strategy consisted of trying to burn us with its Agi attacks, then capitalizing on the burn with Frei attacks. It was a good thing Bond had Baisudi, or else we all would have been in a great heap of trouble.
“Ow, shit, that’s hot!” Marisa exclaimed, her robe and hat both ablaze. “Doktor, got anything on it’s weak spots?!”
“Just finished the scan,” Nitori replied. “Fire and Nuke are no good, but Ice attacks will freeze its feathers solid!”
“Okay, cool. Fury, get your ass up here!” Marisa shouted.
“Allow me!” Youmu swooped in and called Hioari to use Bufu, causing Suzaku to stagger and allowing her to follow up with a vicious slash. I myself called up Nigi Mitama, which I had fused during one of my Velvet Room visits here, and used Mabufu to freeze a wide area, keeping the bird frozen to the floor.
“Alright, let’s move in!” I called out. We closed in to deliver a group attack, before Suzaku exploded into a ring of flames, melting the ice and catching Youmu in the crossfire.
“Owowow!” Youmu fell onto the ground, her armor ablaze. “When did fire start hurting so much?!”
“Geh. It’s risky for Fury to take it head-on.” I looked over to Reimu. “Don’t just stand there, Seraph, do something!”
“What the hell am I supposed to do?!” Reimu shouted. “That thing’s on fire, I can’t do a jack of shit against it!”
“Shoot it or something,” I said back. “Doesn’t your Persona also have Gun attacks??”
“Yeah, but-”
“Looks like it’s my time to shine, hee-ho!” All of a sudden, Father Frost emerged from Reimu’s gohei and wasted no time casting Bufu on Suzaku, knocking it down again. “I told you you could use my power as you wanted, ho!”
Reimu looked down at him, then looked back at Suzaku. “Oh, yeah… well, I guess you’re not completely useless after all.” She pointed her gohei at the bird. “C’mon, let’s dogpile it!” So we all got together and smeared Suzaku with ice attacks, with even Marisa, who didn’t have any, getting in on the fun by taking out a freeze spray, before Mamiko moved in and mightily whacked it, shattering the ice and leaving Suzaku a shriveled heap on the floor.
We wasted no time surrounding it in a hold-up. “Now then,” I said, “we can either settle this peacefully, or we can cut you up. Don’t worry, we’ll put your feathers to good use in the real world.”
“I refuse!” it shouted. “I would rather die than betray Hijiri-dono!”
“Tsk tsk, that’s too bad. So, the great god Suzaku meets its end, a brainwashed guard in a false shrine, at the hands of a kappa, a doll, a half-ghost, a witch, a miko and the Charismatic Ace Detective…”
Then, all of a sudden, it looked up. “Wait, I know that name… ah! I remember now!” It got up, perched itself and spread its wings. “I was taken by a malevolent force and brainwashed into being a guard in this place. Now, you have all freed me from that curse, and I can return to my home in the stars. I am Suzaku, guardian of the Summer and the South. Take this as a symbol of my gratitude, and when the time is right, we shall surely meet again.” It twirled up into the air and disappeared into light, dropping a talisman with each of its five colored feathers on it, as well as a piece of parchment.
I picked up the talisman and put it in my pocket. “Another job well done, another fight well fought, and another shadow freed.”
“Yeah, but that was a really rough one,” Marisa said, fixing her outfit.
“I’d expect no less of one of the Four Gods,” Reimu commented. “It’s almost like we were fighting the real deal, even if it was just a shadow…”
“It did say it was ‘returning to its home in the stars,’ Youmu said. “Maybe we actually did fight and free the real one?”
Nitori picked up the parchment piece and looked at it. “Look at this! It’s another map! And it tells us where the blue Will Seed is!”
“Really? Where??” Marisa asked.
“There’s a basement level under the basilica which we can access from this chapel,” Nitori said. The Will Seed is in there. I’ll save it to the map so I can guide us all there.”
“Excellent,” I said. “Let’s grab the Will Seed that’s here, then head down.”
The stairs in the chapel led us down several flights, until eventually we arrived in a dark abyss, a maze of halls and catacombs lit only by sparsely placed torches.
“What is this place?” I wondered.
Reimu looked around. “If I had to say, probably someplace based on the Hall of Dreams Great Mausoleum, the system of tombs underneath the Myouren Temple where Miko and her subordinates were laid, waiting for the day that they would be resurrected.”
“But why would it be built underneath the Temple?” I asked.
“Well, technically, the Temple was built over the Mausoleum,” Marisa explained. “It can turn back and forth between a building and a large flyin’ ship called the Palanquin Ship. Several years ago, Byakuren’s acolytes resurrected her from her imprisonment in Hokkai, and the Mausoleum’s grounds were where the ship landed, although no one knew it was there since they had only appeared in Gensokyo a couple centuries prior in what had been a remote and fairly boring patch of land. Unfortunately, this also caused the seal on the Mausoleum to break, which led to conflict between the two since they hate each other for reasons. Nowadays, though, Miko and her gang live in Senkai, and the only person who really goes down there anymore is a hermit named Seiga Kaku ‘cause that’s where she keeps her zombie, and she otherwise lives near the village.”
I wasn’t even going to ask about the zombie, at least not until after we were out of the fortress. Instead, I turned my attention to Youmu, who appeared to be clinging to my leg shaking like a Hitachi Magic Wand. “Are you scared?” I asked.
“N-n-no… it’s… it’s just-”
“If it makes you feel any better, there are no ghosts in the Metaverse. If there’s anything down here, it’ll likely just be more shadows like the ones we’ve been slaughtering like cattle up to this point.”
“Oh, okay…” Youmu got up and drew her sword. “If anything crosses my path, I-I’ll k-k-KILL THEM.”
“Just watch where you’re pointing that thing,” Reimu reminded her. “Now then, let’s move forward.”
“Right. Lead the way, Doktor,” I said.
“Got it.” Nitori got in front of us and produced a flashlight, which allowed us to see better in the dark catacombs. The place was a labyrinth, with many hallways criss-crossing each other and others which led to dead-ends. Some shadows patrolled the hallways, although none we hadn’t seen up to this point. There were treasure chests, scraps and other materials scattered about. We checked every nook and cranny, leaving no stone unturned, as we searched for a way to the blue Will Seed.
In the center of the maze, we came to a brightly lit area much different in appearance from the rest of the catacombs: a garden area, with a reflecting pond and a bridge lined with Byakuren statues leading to a central tower. “Bingo,” Nitori said. “We’re almost there. The blue Will Seed is in that tower.”
“Let’s head in and head up, then,” I said. We crossed the bridge, checking for traps or ambushes, then entered the tower itself. There was a safe room at the base; we theorized that, since Byakuren didn’t really control the Mausoleum in real life, her control here was weaker than on the surface, hence why there was a safe room right smack in the middle of the catacombs so close to the Will Seed. Once we were ready, we ascended the stairs, ready for anything and everything.
Once we got to the top, we were faced with what appeared to be a sealed tomb. No doubt, this was where our Will Seed was kept.
“This looks just like the tomb Miko emerged from…” Youmu mused.
“Brings back memories, eh?” Marisa said.
“If it’s Miko’s tomb,” Reimu said, “then no doubt it would exist within Byakuren’s cognition as the place where her nemesis sprung forth from, and which she would try to subconsciously bury…”
“HEHEHEHEHEHEHE…” came a cackling, Skeletor-like voice.
We jolted and looked around frantically. “Who was that???”
“I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, BRAVE SOULS. YOU HAVE DONE WELL TO BEST THAT GUARD AND MAKE YOUR WAY ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.”
I drew my knife. “Show yourself!”
“MY MY, SO BRASH, SO WILLING TO RESORT TO FORCE AND VIOLENCE.” The tomb creaked open, revealing a skeleton draped in gold-and-jade robes - Daisoujou.
“A Sokushinbutsu???” Mamiko asked.
“ONE MIGHT REFER TO ME AS THAT. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM DAISOUJOU, THE ULTIMATE ENLIGHTENED, AND SERVANT OF THE AGENT OF PROVIDENCE.” An object, the Blue Will Seed, floated up from just behind him. “I PRESUME YOU ARE HERE TO CLAIM THIS, THE LAST OF BYAKUREN HIJIRI’S WILL SEEDS? SHE TRULY IS A WICKED PERSON, ONE WHO USES THE NAME OF THE GREAT BUDDHA FOR HER OWN SELFISH GAIN AND VANITY. SUCH A PERSON DESERVES NO MERCY, NO SALVATION, NO CHANCE TO ATTAIN NIRVANA.”
I lowered my weapon. “You… you do not serve Byakuren’s shadow?”
“I SERVE THE AGENT OF PROVIDENCE. I TRUST YOU HAVE MET MY COLLEAGUE IN ANOTHER DISTORTED REALM AS THIS?”
“You mean the Matador?” I asked.
“YOU PASSED HIS TRIAL RATHER WELL. BUT I WONDER, CAN YOU PREVAIL AGAINST THE TRIAL I PRESENT TO YOU NOW?” The Will Seed disappeared, and he floated up out of the tomb towards us. “ONE MUST BE AWARE OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS, AND BE OPEN TO GAINING NEW KNOWLEDGE. NOW THEN, HOW KNOWLEDGEABLE HAVE YOU BECOME OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR TRAVELS?”
Suddenly, the area we were in began to light up, before flashing brightly. When we opened our eyes, the scenery had completely changed, to that of a kitschy game-show set with shadows in the audience and three podiums with attached buzzers.
“What the hell?!?” Reimu and Marisa exclaimed in unison.
“AND NOW, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE 67TH ANNUAL SUPER FUN QUIRK QUIZ!” Daisoujou announced. “THE ONLY GAME SHOW THAT TESTS YOUR MENTAL MIGHT AND METTLE LIKE NO OTHERS IN ALL OF THE METAVERSE! NOW, LET US WELCOME OUR CONTESTANTS!” Two shadows entered the stage, a Principality from the left, and a Flauros from the right. Each took their respective podiums, leaving the middle one empty. “AND NOW, LET US REVEAL TODAY'S CATEGORIES!” A large TV screen lit up, revealing nine squares arranged into three categories: “Gensokyo Trivia,” “This Very Fortress,” and “All About Outside.”
“ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE RULES,” Daisoujou announced. “EACH ROUND, A QUESTION WILL BE ASKED FROM ONE OF THESE CATEGORIES. THE FIRST QUESTION WILL BE CHOSEN RANDOMLY. ONCE I HAVE READ THE QUESTION, AND SHOWN ITS POSSIBLE ANSWERS, YOUR BUZZERS WILL ACTIVATE, AND THE FIRST PERSON TO BUZZ IN WILL GET THE CHANCE TO ANSWER. IF THEY ANSWER CORRECTLY, YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE POINT, AND YOU WILL SELECT THE NEXT QUESTION. ANSWER INCORRECTLY, AND THE PERSON TO YOUR LEFT WILL RECEIVE A CHANCE TO ANSWER. THE FIRST PERSON TO RECEIVE THREE POINTS WINS TODAY'S PRIZE... THE BLUE WILL SEED!” He stuck his hand out, revealing the Will Seed in question. "OF COURSE, IT WOULD BE TOO EASY IF THE WINNER WERE TO SIMPLY WALK AWAY WITH THE PRIZE. ANY OTHER CONTESTANT MAY THEN CHALLENGE THEM TO A DUEL, AND TAKE THE PRIZE RIGHT FROM THEIR HANDS!” He turned to face us. “NOW, WHICH OF YOU BRAVE SOULS WILL TAKE THE CHALLENGE?”
I studied the question board, and thought about the rules Daisoujou laid out. “These categories… I just arrived in Gensokyo, so I feel as though I would not do well answering questions from that category.”
“And ‘All About Outside’ would be tough as a nut for the rest of us,” Marisa said.
“Not only that, but the way the questions are set up, not only would at least one question from either category be asked in the event all of us tied,” Youmu said, “but we could get unlucky and have all three questions from that category be asked, and the Will Seed taken from us just like that.”
Reimu sighed. “So we have to choose our weakest category…” She looked up, then stepped forward. “I’ll go.”
“Are you sure?” I asked her.
“We’ve told you some of Gensokyo’s stories, but no one knows its lore and history as well as I do. Plus, I feel like I know enough about the Outside from Sanae’s and Sumireko’s ramblings that I could make educated guesses.”
We all nodded. “Very well. Please do not let us down.”
Reimu assumed the central podium, and faced us and the crowd. “EXCELLENT, WE HAVE ALL OF OUR CONTESTANTS.” He faced us all again. “JUST AS A FRIENDLY REMINDER, IF AN AUDIENCE MEMBER TRIES TO HELP A CONTESTANT, I WILL KILL THEM.”
“Oh, gee, thanks,” Nitori said sarcastically.
"NOW, LET US START THE GAME!" The screen lit up, and the squares began to flash like a roulette wheel, gradually slowing until it settled on the first question, which, much to our luck, was in the “Gensokyo Trivia” category. “"FIRST QUESTION: WHICH OF THESE INDIVIDUALS IS NOT A RESIDENT OF THE SCARLET DEVIL MANSION?”
- KOAKUMA
- YOSHIKA MIYAKO
- PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE
Almost immediately, Reimu buzzed in. “Simple: Yoshika Miyako.” She smiled confidently.
"THAT IS CORRECT." One of the three lights on Reimu’s podium lit up. “"AS EVERYONE KNOWS, YOSHIKA MIYAKO IS THE JIANG-SHI OWNED AND CONTROLLED BY THE WICKED HERMIT, SEIGA KAKU. NEITHER OF THEM LIVE AT THE SCARLET DEVIL MANSION, WHILE THE OTHER TWO WORK IN THE MANSION'S LIBRARY." The crowd clapped and cheered. "YOU GET TO SELECT WHICH CATEGORY TO ANSWER NEXT."
“Alright, let’s do another ‘Gensokyo Trivia’ question.” A square on the screen lit up and flipped around to reveal the question.
"GENSOKYO HAS THREE SAGES, ONLY TWO OF WHICH, YUKARI YAKUMO AND KASEN IBARAKI, ARE KNOWN TO BE ACTIVE. WHAT IS THE IDENTITY OF THE THIRD, LOST SAGE?"
- KEIKI HANIYASUSHIN
- CHIMATA TENKYUU
- OKINA MATARA
Reimu paused and grimaced. “I-I don’t know that! Nobody is supposed to-”
The Principality buzzed in. “I believe I have heard the name ‘Okina Matara’ in some circles.’” The bell rang and a light lit up on his podium.
"GOOD, GOOD. OKINA MATARA, FOR THOSE OF YOU AT HOME, IS THE THIRD SAGE OF GENSOKYO, WHO STEPPED AWAY FROM ACTIVE DUTIES SHORTLY AFTER THE HAKUREI BORDER WAS CONSTRUCTED, AND WHO WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN AFTERWARDS AS A RESULT."
“Wow, somethin’ even Reimu didn’t know,” Marisa said.
“This isn’t going as planned…” I sighed.
Since the Principality answered the question correctly, it got to choose the next category, the one which just so happened to be our weak point: All About Outside.
"JAPAN IS DIVIDED INTO SEVERAL REGIONS. WHICH OF THESE REGIONS IS LOCATED RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE HAKUREI BORDER?"
- CHŪBU REGION
- HOKKAIDO REGION
- SHIKOKU REGION
I figured out the answer in my head: Keine mentioned that Gensokyo was once located in Nagano Prefecture, which I remembered was in the vast Chubu Region. Not that I could assist Reimu with that, though, and so I witnessed Principality buzz in again.
“Is it… Hokkaido?”
BZZT. "NO. HOKKAIDO IS ITS OWN REGION AND PREFECTURE." Play then passed to Reimu, who hesitated for a moment before guessing “...er… I don’t know Outside regions that well ...Sh-Shikoku?”
BZZT. "WRONG AGAIN. SHIKOKU IS THE ISLAND REGION IN WESTERN JAPAN, SOUTH OF KANSAI."
Play then passed to Flauros. “Finally, I get to answer! It must be Chūbu!”
"THAT IS CORRECT. CHŪBU IS THE SECOND LARGEST AND MOST MOUNTAINOUS REGION OF JAPAN, STRETCHING FROM SHORE TO SHORE AND BEARING THE SACRED MT. FUJI, THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN JAPAN. THE LARGEST CITY IN THE REGION IS NAGOYA. GENSOKYO WAS ONCE LOCATED IN THE CHŪBU REGION, IN THE AREA IN WHICH THE TOWN OF CHINO NOW STANDS." Flauros chose the next category, This Very Palace, one which seemed would be a complete toss-up.
"WHICH OF THESE IS THE ORIGINAL CHINESE NAME OF SUZAKU?"
- FENG HUANG
- ZHUQUE
- HUANG LONG
Someone in the audience shouted, “Oh! Oh! I know this one! It’s F-”
"I SAID NO HELPING," Daisoujou barked, before lifting his bell and ringing it, casting Samsara into the audience and causing several shadows to explode into black mist. I thought I could hear a Wilhelm Scream from there as well.
“Holy shit, he wasn’t kidding,” Nitori commented.
Shortly after, Reimu buzzed in, seeming more confident this time. “I know this one, it is Zhuque, the Vermillion Bird of the South and the Summer season.”
"THAT IS CORRECT. SINCE YOU ALL JUST DEFEATED SUZAKU, IT'S NO SURPRISE YOU WOULD ALL KNOW THAT." All of us smiled. We were now all just one question away from victory.
“Now then, I kind of blew the last one, but I won’t fail again,” Reimu said. “Gensokyo Trivia!” The last remaining tile in that category flipped around to reveal the question.
"THERE IS AN INDIVIDUAL BY THE NAME OF MOMOYO HIMEMUSHI. WHAT IS THEIR SPECIAL POWER?"
- CREATING TYPHOONS
- REARRANGING STELLAR OBJECTS
- EATING DRAGONS
Reimu jumped back, buzzing in as she did so. “Ah! I don’t know who that is! Uh, er… creating typhoons?”
BZZT. "INCORRECT."
“WHA- another one Reimu didn’t know???” Youmu exclaimed.
Play passed to Flauros, and Reimu mumbled to herself, “what her power be? Certainly it couldn’t be eating dragons, since dragons are the most powerful beings in-”
“Eating dragons,” said Flauros.
"THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.”
“What the- how could be-” Reimu exclaimed.
"MOMOYO IS AN OOMUKADE, A GIANT CENTIPEDE YOUKAI CAPABLE OF EATING DRAGONS."
Reimu paused, then slumped over her podium. “... God dammit. How could I forget that???”
Flauros selected a ‘This Very Fortress’ question next, which flashed on the screen:
"WHICH OF THESE SHADOWS DOES NOT APPEAR IN THE FORTRESS'S GARDENS?"
- HIGH PIXIE
- SUDAMA
- AME-NO-UZUME
Reimu, who was panicking at this point, thought aloud, “I thought all of those were in the gardens, though…”
Principality buzzed in. “I often patrol out there, I have never seen a Sudama.”
"THAT'S RIGHT. THERE ARE NO SUDAMAS IN THE GARDENS, BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF KODAMAS." The game was now completely tied up. Whoever answered the next question would win the round. I recalled, of course, that Reimu could simply beat up whoever won the Will Seed, but both shadows looked tough, and I was unsure if she could win. “Please let the next category be Fortress, please let the next category be-”
“All About Outside,” Principality said.
“...fuck.”
"THIS IS THE LAST, TIEBREAKING QUESTION! ARE YOU ALL READY? THEN HERE WE GO!" One of the tiles in that category flipped over on the screen:
"WHO IS THE WORLD-FAMOUS MASCOT OF THE POCKET MONSTERS FRANCHISE?"
- PIKACHU
- CHARIZARD
- LUCARIO
“...err…” Principality hesitated.
“What the hell’s a Pokeymonster???” Flauros asked.
Reimu buzzed in. “I… I actually know this one. Sanae won’t shut up about them. I think it’s… Pikachu?”
Silence, for a moment, before the entire stage lit up with a rainbow of lights, a deafening chorus of bells and whistles, and a shower of confetti as Reimu’s podium lit up like a Christmas tree.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!" Daisoujou floated over to Reimu as she stepped off her podium. “AS PROMISED, THE BLUE WILL SEED IS YOURS! AND, AN EXTRA PRIZE FROM OUR SPONSOR, AMAZON.CO.JP!" He handed Reimu a red Fidget Spinner. Reimu triumphantly held the Will Seed over her head, before being accosted by Flauros.
“Now wait just a moment, missy!” he demanded. “This guy said I could beat you up to take that Will Seed all for myself!”
Reimu spread her wings, whipped out her gun and her Bless-infused gohei, and Father Frost also appeared alongside her. “Wanna try me?” I knew from experience that Flauros was weak to Ice and, as the shadow of a demon, afraid of Bless as well.
Flauros stepped back, then exited the stage. “Uh, er, you keep it, then!”
She turned around and pointed the gun at Principality. “How about you?” Principality just silently floated offstage.
All of us gathered in the center of the room, where the Will Seeds combined into one Crystal of Vanity. Nitori took it into her hands, and marvelled at it. “Whoa… I can feel the power brimming from this thing!”
“THANK YOU FOR PLAYING! DO WELL ON YOUR JOURNEY, AND WE SHALL SURELY MEET AGAIN, AS COMRADES FIGHTING SIDE-BY-SIDE!" A circle formed around us, before it started lifting us in the air as the crowd cheered and a cheesy tune blared at full volume.
We emerged in the center of a grand chamber, filled with murals, golden support beams, and in front of us, a hazy rainbow cloud hung in the air.
“What’s this place?” Mamiko asked.
Nitori summoned a radar dish from her Persona to scan the area. “According to my sensors, we’re… inside the basilica.”
I clasped my hands together. “Seems as though our hard work has paid off. All thanks to you, and especially Seraph in the end.”
“Yeah, but she ain’t as knowledgeable ‘bout Gensokyo as she claims,” Marisa said, poking Reimu.
“Like you would have done any better,” Reimu countered.
“Yeah, but I ain’t claimin’ I know everything there is to know about Gensokyo!”
“But she still got one question from each category correct,” Youmu pointed out. “We should give her credit for that. I would not have gotten that last question right, for example.”
“Indeed, we should be grateful she was able to answer all the questions correctly.” I turned to the hazy cloud hanging above us. “Now then… this must be where the core is.”
“Inside that cloud?” Mamiko asked.
“It looks different from the core in Yuyuko’s fortress,” Reimu noted. “It’s not a white ball wrapped in chains and a force field.”
“Maybe we have to draw Byakuren out now that we got all the Will Seeds?” She looked up and shouted, “HEY, HIJIRI! YA HEAR US??? GET YER ASS OUT HERE SO WE CAN PUMMEL YA!”
There was no response.
I sighed. “That’s not going to work, you know.” I looked at the cloud again. “Perhaps, and this is just from my experience with the Phantom Thieves, perhaps the core looks like this because Byakuren does not currently believe her distorted desires are in danger of being taken.”
“But I thought the path to the core was opened up after collecting the Will Seeds!” Marisa said.
“Yuyuko may have been an anomaly,” I suggested. “First off, she herself admitted that she took a weaker form during our fight with her, and that she could have dispatched us rather easily. I’ve come to believe she may have somehow subconsciously fought against the distortion, which allowed us to defeat her in spite of being greenhorns.”
“Indeed,” Youmu said, “in retrospect, it seemed like she was chaotically flip-flopping between carrying out her duties, most notably handling the developing Outside case, and being a childish glutton. By contrast, Byakuren seems to be fully living out her distortion, which is strong enough to even snap her back.” She kicked her feet. “Yuyuko-sama has always been a strong-willed person, very strong-willed, so it wouldn’t surprise me that she could fight against her distortion.”
“But that clearly isn’t the case here,” Reimu said. “So what are we supposed to do?”
I looked at the hazy cloud one more time… and smirked. “Do you remember when I was talking about Calling Cards?”
“Calling Cards?” Nitori asked.
“If we send Byakuren a Calling Card, warn her that we are about to take her distorted desires, that should elicit a reaction from her, and make her core manifest here as well.”
“I see,” Mamiko observed. “If we warn her that her heart will be changed, that will make her think her distortion is in danger of being broken.”
“Precisely,” I said. “Now then, we have all the Will Seeds and have secured a route to the core. Let’s leave the fortress and meet again tomorrow to hash out the details of the Calling Card, and how to send it.”
“I’m sensing a Safe Room near here,” Nitori said. “We can all warp back safely to the entrance. Or, if you all still have some energy, we can train some more and collect some treasure…”
“Eh, I still got some kickin’ left in me,” Marisa said. “We never checked out the buildings on the northern end, I kinda wanna scrounge ‘em for treasure.”
“Understandable,” I said. “I have no objections. If you all want to do it as well, we can go up to the north side and look for treasure.”
Everyone else nodded.
“Alright then, let’s head right over.” We warped to the Library safe room, then spent some time exploring the northern buildings, extracting money from the shadows, stealing objects and opening chests for armor and weapons. Once there were no shadows left alive in the entire fortress, we took our leave. It was dark, cold and snowy when we left, so we all immediately went our separate ways, with Marisa guiding me back to the Village before taking off into the dark abyss of the Forest of Magic. I was tired from the infiltration, so after dinner I went straight to bed, thinking about how, tomorrow, I would write and send my first and very own Calling Card, just like Joker and the Phantom Thieves of Hearts I had once opposed, and a step which, as Black Mask, had been unnecessary, to say the least.
Notes:
You can tell Paper Mario was one of my favorite games growing up.
Also, Mamiko's appearance is something of a dead-ringer to Mayumi's, both of which are servants of craftswomen, wear armor and primarily fight physically. The two quiz questions about Gensokyo are also meant as a bit of a poke toward those whose knowledge of Touhou doesn't extend far past Imperishable Night, something I feel is still too common (although, given the in-universe timeline, Reimu and Marisa wouldn't have met any of those people yet either).
I'm not too certain about the specifics of how the actual Vatican City looks; I kept a tab open to Wikipedia's overhead map of the place while writing most of the chapter, sometimes referring to outside photos to see what certain places ought to look like.
Either way, as always, I hoped you enjoyed!
Chapter 30: Does the door lead to the Metaverse, or a world beyond?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
I wasn’t sure what to expect when we defeated that Surt shadow and entered the elevator, but what we found at the top was beyond words.
“Where… are we?” Yusuke asked.
“What a change of scenery,” Akechi remarked. “We were just in a science lab, and now…”
...and now we were in some kind of garden, full of flowers, crystals, tree roots and stone statues of Rumi. And all around, people, with smiles on their faces, floated up into the sunlit expanse. I had to wonder: was THIS Maruki’s ultimate dream, his ideal reality for everyone?
“What on Earth is going on?!” Sumire said.
“I’d say Maruki believes anyone who undergoes his ‘treatment’ winds up feeling downright rapturous,” Akechi answered.
“So he actually thinks he’s sending them to paradise?” Morgana asked. “...hmph. Maruki must really be convinced he’s doing the right thing.”
“Dr. Maruki…” Sumire sighed. “Mona-senpai, the Treasure’s above this room, right?”
“Yeah, I think we're close,” Morgana replied.
Of course, being physically close to the Treasure didn’t mean actually getting up there was going to be easy. Not only were there shadows in our path, but there were many staircases with gaps, gaps which could only be filled by activating color switches which shone lights causing roots to grow and allow passage. However, further complicating things was that this also created impassable root barriers which had to be cleared by turning off the same lights. It was somewhat easy to figure out at first, until we saw where the blue Will Seed was: on the other side of a bridge and three barriers which had to be cleared to actually get through to it, meaning we had to turn the switches on and off in such a way as to essentially strand ourselves once we were there, and only then could we claim it.
We approached the Will Seed's door. “Huh,” Futaba remarked, “doesn’t look like it’s being defended…”
Suddenly, a being splashed from the floor.
“...yeah, I knew it wasn’t gonna be that easy. The Blue ones never are,” she said.
“Wait a minute,” Haru pointed out. “Is… that?”
“What the fuck are you all doing here?!?” the being screamed. I couldn’t believe it either. This was Seraph/Reimu, one of those girls from several weeks ago, or at least a cognitive copy of her. “If you think you’re going to get your grubby hands on this thing, I have no choice but to kill you all!”
“Whoa whoa whoa,” Ryuji exclaimed. “What is SHE doing here?!?”
“It’s not actually her, Skull,” Morgana reminded him. “This is only a cognitive copy of her.”
“Interesting,” Akechi thought. “Perhaps that encounter the two had back then had such a profound effect on his cognition that it caused her to appear here again.”
“I am under oath to annihilate rulebreakers!!!” She lifted up into the air and spread her wings, a demonic left and an angelic white, pointing her gohei at us. “It’s time for all of you to go straight to Hell!”
“What’s with the aggressive language???” Ann asked.
“There’s no time for questions,” I said. “Get ready, everyone!”
Out of all the Will Seed guardians, Cognitive Seraph proved to be the toughest one by far. Her strategy was rather simple: blast us all to bits with Blazing Hell, Megidolaon, One-Shot Kill and Riot Gun, not to mention trying to whack us with that gohei which had the nasty side-effect of sometimes killing anyone not immune to Bless, which we established after she killed Akechi and we had to revive him. Only after some trial and error did we confirm an Ice weakness, and even then taking her down was like trying to bust down a steel door with a rancid, moldy fish. Finally, after twenty minutes, we finally struck her down and claimed the Will Seed for ourselves.
“Hoooooly shiiiiit,” Ryuji wheezed. “What was up with her?”
“I agree that was incredibly rough,” Makoto said. “We could have easily all died right there…”
“The real Seraph, or Reimu or whatever the hell her name was, did almost kill him, in his own palace no less,” Akechi said. “So it’s no wonder the cognitive version of her would be a very lethal opponent.”
“I still can’t help but wonder who those two girls actually were,” Sumire said. “They claimed to know Akechi-san in real life, but…”
“I’ve been wondering that as well,” Futaba added, “so I went online to do some research. I tried matching their names to every database I could find, but found no matches or records of anyone named Reimu Hakurei or Marisa Kirisame anywhere. However, when I dug deeper I discovered that the word ‘Hakurei’ sometimes pops up on occult sites, both on and off the dark web.”
“Oh? How so?” Morgana asked.
“Apparently, there’s this abandoned shrine, not far from Joker’s house in Chino, actually, called the Hakurei Shrine. It’s rumored that anyone who wanders near it disappears, never to be seen again, so the area’s fenced off. Obviously, that doesn’t deter people from getting in and smearing it with graffiti, but even that has a tendency to mysteriously disappear. Furthermore, there’s several accounts on different sites that share the name ‘Violet_Detector’ claiming to have visited a place called ‘Gensokyo,’ a place claimed to exist within the ‘Great Hakurei Border,’ and they even post pictures they claim were taken there, showing things like youkai and monster girls. I determined these were all the same person through simple IP tracing, to a phone belonging to one Sumireko Usami, a third-year at Higashifukami High in Yokohama.”
“Higashifukami High,” Yusuke said. “I recall taking part in an art competition there when I was a first-year at Kosei.”
“Their track team also won nationals the year Kamoshida broke my leg,” Ryuji sighed.
“Usami-san,” Makoto mused. “Perhaps I could try reaching out to her at some point.”
“We can discuss that later,” I said. “Right now, we need to get to the treasure room, and put an end to this false reality.”
“Good thinking, Joker,” Morgana nodded. “Let’s head up.”
We managed to create a path to the staircase leading up to the hallway hanging over the garden area. At the top was a safe room, and right next to it, a room like the ones elsewhere in the palace which held videotapes showcasing Maruki’s memories, and how they led him to become a palace ruler. “There’s a TV over there,” Morgana noted, “and it looks like there’s a tape already in the player.
Akechi sighed. “This again? I really hope this is the last one.”
“The tapes seem to be growing more and more recent, though,” Makoto said. “What do we have in store this time?”
“Only one way to find out,” I said, turning the TV on and hitting play. The scene opened up to show Maruki inside an office, in front of a professor sitting at a desk looking at a report. “Hmmm…” the old man grumbled. “So, what brings you back here, after all these years?”
“That’s a comprehensive study on the research you tried to shut down ‘all those years’ ago,” Maruki replied.
“I know how to read,” the professor shot back. “What I meant was, why are you bringing this to me now?”
“Oh, this is just a quick visit out of spite,” Maruki said. “I wanted to show you, in person, that I found the ‘concrete evidence’ you had discontinued my research over!”
“So it appears,” the professor nodded. “I’ll admit you’ve impressed me on that point, at least… but such praise does nothing now - all this discussion is in the past. Why can’t you just let it stay there and move on??”
“Ah, no can do, professor,” Maruki said. “Cognitive psience has made too great an impact on this world to be abandoned like that.”
“What are you saying?” the professor asked.
“The psychotic breakdown incidents, the sudden changes in heart in adults that the Phantom Thieves claim to make… I’m nearly willing to call these events ‘concrete evidence’ of cognitive psience in action. How about you?”
“...!”
“And the one person pulling the strings in the background of this, congressman Masayoshi Shido. He seems to be confessing to all sorts of crimes now that the Phantom Thieves have changed his heart. Years ago, Shido took notice of my research, stole it away from me, and made others develop it for his own gain. Not only that, he used cognitive psience somehow to induce the politically motivated psychotic breakdowns. Now… you’re heavily involved in that series of events, aren’t you???”
The professor, clearly panicking, spoke up, “what are… What are you planning on doing with me?”
Maruki shook his head. “Oh, nothing at all. As I said before, I only came here out of spite. That paper - my work - is going to change the world.
“‘Change the world?’” the professor scoffed. “And where’s the money for that? Where’s the power to do it? You’re no Shido! What can someone like you actually do?”
“That paper there is just the first step,” Maruki replied. “I’ve learned how to change the cognition of not just an individual, but all of humanity! And I WILL do it, no matter how long it takes!”
“Gah, enough of this drivel!” the professor shouted. “Get out of my office, and don’t show your face here again, hear me?!?”
Then, right as the professor finished speaking, the world began to flash red and distort, as if someone nearby used the MetaNav to travel to the Metaverse. Maruki looked up in confusion, before looking outside…
...outside… red sky, bones in the landscape… wait, did this event transpire on…
“Wha… what is this???” Maruki exclaimed.
“Hmm?” The professor looked outside. “What’s your problem now?”
“Huh?” Maruki was puzzled. “You… you don’t see this?! The sky just -”
“The time has come…” came a mysterious voice.
“This voice?” Maruki turned around, and freaked out. “Wha?!?”
A strange being materialized, looking like a cross with tentacles coming out of it and coiling on the floor. “The time is finally at hand… I am the other you, dwelling in the realm of mankind’s hearts.”
“The other… me? Wait… the realm of mankind’s hearts… A-are you telling me, this realm is...”
“You may have no knowledge of it, but I have been at your side for much longer than our current meeting. Finally, your reality and the Sea of Souls from which I came have truly become one in this moment. Now, the time for your unjustly persecuted ideology is at hand. I am thou, thou art I…” And just like that, the being disappeared in a white flash.
“...!” Maruki gasped. “That’s it… I… I finally get it. To think it’d be so… heheh…”
“Hey! What are you mumbling about?!” the professor demanded. “I told you to get out!!”
“...yes, I’ll be on my way. Finally… Now, I can finally…”
“...Shido!” Ann said.
“To think he was the one who stymied Dr. Maruki’s research...” Yusuke said.
“Y’know,” said Futaba, “I’ve been wondering ever since we saw the earlier video, do you think there was some kinda connection between my mom’s research and Dr. Maruki’s?”
“After he crushed Maruki’s chance at researching the field,” Akechi added, “he had his own pawns do it for him instead. Although, I doubt Shido’s researchers knew anything about the subject in the way Maruki did. That sounds exactly like the kind of plan that man would scheme up…”
“That bastard!” Ryuji exclaimed. “...wait, now’s not the time to get pissed about that.”
“There’s another thing about that video nobody’s mentioned yet…” Morgana said. “That being that appeared near the end was most likely Maruki’s Persona.”
“And the day it happened,” I said. “Based on the red sky and the bones across the skyline, that meeting took place around the same time Yaldabaoth merged the two worlds together. That must have allowed Maruki’s Persona to appear before him and fully awaken to its powers.”
“Excellent deduction, Joker,” Morgana replied. “As you’ve all seen for yourselves, a full awakening to a Persona can’t happen unless you’re within the Metaverse. That would mean Maruki really did awaken to his Persona in that video.
“And at the same time, he attained the ability to meddle with Mementos, and control the cognition of the masses,” Makoto said. “So it is just as Lavenza had told us…”
Haru frowned. “The sheer number of coincidences necessary for this to happen is just…” She looked up. “And what about those two girls, ‘Reimu’ and ‘Marisa?’ Could their appearance also be because of this?”
“That’s… really hard to say,” Morgana admitted. “Literally all that we know about them are their names, their alleged Metaverse codenames, the fact that they’re Persona users who possess colossal amount of power outside the Metaverse as well, and, most of all, that they somehow know Akechi, or at least someone with his name, appearance and memories. How they got into this palace, or why, is a complete mystery.”
Akechi shook his head. “I don’t believe that’s relevant right now. Now that we have a better grasp on past events, let’s just walk over to the treasure room mere strides from here and get out of this place.”
“For once, I agree with ‘ya man,” Ryuji said. “Today’s just been waaaay too long.”
Past the record room, we made our way down the hall, up a small set of stairs, and through the door. Considering how close we were to the Treasure, and considering the importance of this deepest, highest point in the palace, I was surprised to see the door wasn’t guarded. If Cognitive Seraph was supposed to be the palace’s greatest champion, technically we didn’t have to claim the blue Will Seed, or any Will Seed for that matter, and we could have easily skipped her. Perhaps if not there, then we would have faced her here, I guessed.
Given the aesthetic of this part of the palace, somehow it didn’t surprise me what we found on the other side of that golden door, especially given what was engraved above it: “Psientific Model Eden.”
“Look at this…” Morgana said in awe.
“I see, so this is what Dr. Maruki ultimately wishes for everyone who accepts his treatment,” Akechi scoffed. “A thoughtless paradise where man regresses to his primeval, ignorant self to live out his days in mindless bliss…”
“Doctor…”
I put my hand on Sumire’s shoulder. “We’ll bring an end to this. You have my word.”
Sumire looked at me, and nodded. “Yes. We’ve made it this far, Joker-senpai.”
Yusuke looked out at the room. “A Garden of Eden where no one suffers any pain or strife. I… have to admit that is a virtuous vision for the world, but…”
“We’ve all come to where we are precisely because of our painful pasts,” Haru remarked. “If we were to erase all that, then…”
“We’ve all grown because of our experiences, good and bad,” Futaba said. “And I… hate to say this, but we just have to accept that what’s happened has happened, and we have to move on and use the things we’ve learned to make a better future for ourselves.”
“Dr. Maruki’s been through some really shitty stuff,” said Ryuji, “and, uh, I don’t really blame him for wantin’ to do something about it, but it still doesn’t forgive what he’s doing now.”
“And that ‘Seraph’ girl may have had the right idea,” Makoto added. “Not that I support killing Dr. Maruki of course, but the world would be disrupted in ways no one would like if he were to simply take away everyone’s pain. Everyone dies at some point, after all.”
“Yeah, but... I… kinda can’t stop thinking about everything that happened back then,” said Ann. “Something about a ‘Hakurei Border’ or something, and who those two were, where they came from, and especially how they claimed to know Akechi-kun. They even called each other by codenames, like how we do.”
“And they know my codename…” Akechi looked away from us, up toward the room’s distant ceiling. “I’ve been thinking: what if I were just some illusion created by Maruki to satisfy Joker’s wish that I survived that day back in Shido’s palace, while the real me managed to escape out of either one’s notice an now is in some distant place, some fantasy realm, if Oracle is right, where hopes, dreams and legends are thrown into like a trashcan, forgotten and never seen or heard from again? Or, on the other side of thinkable alternatives, what if the idea that I survived, or could have survived, is so unbelievable that a version of me would manifest in that place?”
“There’s just too much we don’t know,” Morgana admitted. “This might be our last job as the Phantom Thieves, but now that I know that this ‘Gensokyo’ place could actually exist, I can’t help but want to look into it, if only so that we can have some closure on what those two girls said that day… Oracle, you mentioned that abandoned shrine was near Joker’s hometown, right?”
“Yep,” Futaba replied. “On a hillside somewhere east of town.”
“Okay… then, maybe when I follow him back home I could go check it out. I can cross in and out of cognitive worlds easily, I don’t think a ‘barrier between fantasy and reality’ would be too much of a stretch for me.”
“And I can see if I can meet with Usami-san,” Makoto nodded.
“Hehehe,” Futaba chuckled. “I guess that means we’re switching jobs from being Phantom Thieves to occult detectives!”
“O-occult?” Makoto stepped back. “L-l-let’s… not phrase it that way, c-can we?”
“I think meeting with youkai and monsters sounds rather interesting, actually,” Haru smiled. “They might be friendlier than we might all think.”
“Well, the youkai that Sumireko chick took selfies with certainly looked cute,” Futaba added, “assuming they weren’t just drunk cosplayers she managed to talk into getting a selfie with.”
I looked up at the distant top of the room. “Let’s not get sidetracked. We’re still on a mission, and deep within enemy territory. Now then… it looks like the treasure is all the way up there.”
Ryuji looked up as well. “Oh, COME ON, we come all this way just for the treasure to be all the way up there?!? Mona, are you SURE you can’t turn into a helicopter or somethin’?!”
“I keep telling you, I am NOT some kind of robot cat!” Morgana argued.
Makoto sighed. “Let’s not fight here, you two. After all, it’s possible we’ll still be able to access it once we send the Calling Card.”
“IF there’s a Dr. Maruki to send the Calling Card to,” Futaba added. “He said he’d appear again by the third to ‘hear our decision’ but we haven’t seen him at all since then.”
“Yeah, he got pretty banged up by that Seraph chick,” Ryuji said. “I wouldn’t be surprised if he were off chillin’ somewhere tryin’ to rest, or even if he was at the doctor or somethin’.”
“It’s kind of strange to think about,” Sumire added, “that Dr. Maruki is a palace ruler with this much power, but still has things to take care of like a normal person.”
“Yeah…” I paused for a second to think. “It looks like we’ve come as far as we can today. If nothing else, we’ve secured a route to the treasure. Let’s head back to reality for now, and meet back at LeBlanc on the second to discuss our next steps. Oracle, I want you to see if you can track Dr. Maruki’s whereabouts so that we can send him a Calling Card; failing that, I want you to prepare another Futaba Cannon as a last resort.”
“I dunno if a second Futaba Cannon in a row’s gonna have much of an effect, especially in this Dream World of Maruki’s, but I’ll give it a shot just in case.”
“Excellent. In that case, let’s head out, and-”
All of a sudden, the door opened and shut behind us.
“What was that???” Makoto said, startled.
We turned around to see who had joined us. I expected a shadow guard, given that this was the Treasure room. Instead, what I saw was two girls, each wearing outlandish dresses with one magenta and the other olive green. The magenta one held a ginger stalk and had brown hair, the other held a bamboo stalk and had light green hair. Both wore Kazaori-eboshi hats, had blank pupils in their eyes, and bore creepy, doll-like smiles.
“Uh… who are you?” Ryuji asked nervously.
“That is a good question!” the magenta one declared. “We are servants of Matara-sama sent to evaluate your strength!”
“What do you mean?” Akechi accosted. “Why are you here in the first place???”
“We don’t know,” said the green one. “We just serve Matara-sama’s will, and don’t question her orders.”
“What?” Morgana was confused. “Who’s ‘Matara-sama?’ For that matter, who are you two???”
“I am Nishida Satano,” the magenta one said.
“And I am Teireida Mai,” said the green one. “Together,” the two said in unison, “we carry out the will of the great Matara-sama, who is seeking powerful individuals.” Mai continued, “...although we don’t know for what purpose.”
“That’s just great,” Akechi sighed in frustration. “Look, if you can’t tell, we’re quite busy right now, so could you two please get out of the way?”
“Matara-sama sent us to test your strength,” Satano said. “If we don’t do that, she’ll be mad.”
“Very mad!” Mai parroted. “She is a scary person when she’s mad!”
“Test our strength…” I swept my hand. “Is that a challenge to fight??”
The two didn’t answer, instead they floated up into the air and started dancing in place, shooting lasers everywhere.
“HOLY SHIT!!!!” Ryuji yelled as he hastily called William out to try and intercept the sudden blast.
“Defense position, everyone!!” I called out. All of us scrambled to get out of the crossfire and position ourselves to retaliate. Their lasers, which were amulet-like, quickly filled up the area, and long, needle-like lasers were mixed in as well. Occasionally, they called out attacks, with names like “Bamboo Sign: Bamboo Crazy Dance” and “Myouga Blessing: Forget Your Name;” these telegraphed even tricker and harder to dodge laser patterns which did things like generate delayed rain-like lasers or homing amulets which came from behind. Both possessed regular Metaverse attacks as well, which they mixed in with the bullet waves while we were distracted: Satano used Psychic attacks while Mai used Nuclear ones. Mai could also cast Heat Riser on them both, while Satano could bestow a Concentrate-like effect. In any case, the fight was fast and frantic, and as they danced, so did we practically have to dance ourselves just to dodge the endless waves of ordinance.
“They just keep coming!!” Ann squealed. “Oracle, do they have any weaknesses??”
“I just finished the analysis,” Futaba said while dodging lasers. “Use Psychic attacks against the green one and Nuclear attacks against the pink one!!!”
“Got it,” I said. “Get busy, Queen and Noir!” Once we figured out their weakness and started exploiting them, we got much more breathing room into land things like debuffs, physical blows and status effects; they still recovered quickly enough to deny an All-Out Attack and retaliated with more power. Later on, they let up somewhat on the lasers but started tossing Sword Dances, Riot Guns and Megidolaons around as well. Given how much Cognitive Seraph had drained us, we were running out of energy very quickly and I had to find moments to chug coffee and throw curry around just so that we could keep up. Somehow, we managed to force them to the ground in the end, and we wasted no time holding them up.
“You are all very strong!” Mai said cheerily. “Matara-sama will be pleased!”
“Who is Matara-sama???” Akechi asked harshly. “What is your purpose for coming here???”
“Yes, Matara-sama will be very pleased!” Satano said. “Now she will shower you all with her blessing for when the Fateful Hour strikes!”
All of a sudden, a door opened up on Satano’s back, and before we could question why a powerful vacuum sucked us all into it. I could hear someone scream “whaaaaaat the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!” as we were pulled in.
We were ejected out the other side of the door into a space where we all floated weightlessly. Countless doors with different places on the other side of each opened and closed all around us.
“Owwwww,” Ann said in a strained voice. “What WAS that?”
“And… what is this place???” Yusuke asked.
“Wherever we are, we’re not in the Metaverse anymore,” said Morgana, who had turned back into a cat. Indeed, all of us were in the street clothes we all showed up in front of the palace wearing. “Still, this place is…”
“Really effin’ weird,” exclaimed Ryuji. “How do we get outta here???”
“What an unusual realm,” Yusuke said, making a frame with his fingers. “I wish I had brought my sketchbook.”
“Now’s not the time for that!!” Ann complained. “We’re just - AAHHH!”
“This is - we’re floating!” Makoto exclaimed. “We’re… FLOATING in a… space!”
“Whoawhoawhoa,” squeaked Futaba, who was flailing her arms. “I can’t control myself!”
“It seems you’ve been cast into the Land of the Backdoor,” said a female voice.
“Who said that???” Sumire asked.
We heard one of the doors open behind us, and turned around to find a woman with short blue hair, a Santa cap and a cat-smile sticking her head out of it. “Welcome. I trust you were all sent here by those two dancers?”
“Er, I mean, who are you???” Ryuji asked.
“Me?” she shook her head. “I’m a being who doesn’t actually exist, not in your home reality.”
“What is THAT supposed to mean?” Akechi asked.
“One could say this place is a realm in between realms,” the mysterious lady said. “I will say that one of these doors right near here will lead you back to your world. You can figure out the rest. Adieu~”
“Wait, come back!” Ann pleaded, but the woman had already shut the door. When Ann tried to open it, a different girl came flying out, one with blonde hair, a mob cap and a purple dress.
“Wait… you’re not that woman from before!” she said in shock.
“...who are you?” the girl asked.
“Wha- HUH??? I mean - I’m Ann Takamaki, who are you???”
“I’m Maribel Hearn,” the girl replied.
“Mari… Merra… ugh, can I just call you Merry? What IS this place? Where are we??? None of this makes any sense!”
“Well… if I had to tell you, it’s a realm between realms,” Merry said.
“That’s literally what the other chick told us!” Ryuji shouted.
Merry shook her head. “I can’t waste time. My door is over there, and I can’t be late.” She floated off toward another open door. “Have a good day. I hope I don’t see you all here again.”
“W-wait!” Ann chased after her, but the door shut behind Merry and floated off at a high speed.
“Augh, this place makes no effin’ sense!” Ryuji said in frustration.
“I agree,” Haru said. “The sooner we leave this place, the less exasperated we’ll all be.”
“That one chick said the door back to our world is near here,” Futaba said, “...but, can we really trust her?”
Ryuji shrugged. “Guess we just gotta check doors ‘till we find one that goes back to the palace or LeBlanc or whatever.” A door floated by him. “Like this one-”
He opened the door, where all of us saw, on the other side, a businessman facing away from us. More importantly, we saw Godzilla’s giant head on the other side of the glass window roaring.
“What the-”
“Ooooh,” Futaba smiled, “isn’t this the scene in Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah where-”
“GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!” I shouted. All of us scattered, and a moment later a blue stream of atomic breath shot out the door into the burgundy abyss beyond, before the door slammed shut and slipped away.
“Holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit,” Ryuji squeaked like a baby. “We almost got our asses fried…”
“Let’s… be more careful opening these doors,” Makoto said. At that moment, one happened to drift by her. “*sigh*... guess I’ll try this one.” She opened the door, to find a room with nothing but a claymation girl sitting in a chair facing away from Makoto, before she turned around and glared at her with a distorted face.
“EEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!” Makoto screamed, slammed the door shut, and immediately came over and clung to my leg. “I’msosorrysosorryI’msorrysispleasesaveme…”
“You were saying?” Akechi snarked.
“Uh… that’s two in a row we’ve struck out,” Sumire noted. “Should we really keep going?”
“Well, we’re not getting outta here until we try one of these doors and it leads us back,” Futaba shrugged. She floated over to a third door and tried it. “This one had better have Sojiro on the other side with a hot plate of curry-”
There was no curry, and no Sojiro. Instead, our eyes were “treated” to the sight of Donald Trump on the toilet, on his phone presumably Tweeting something.
“...huh?”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!” Futaba slammed the door and turned around blushing. “Ewewewewewewewew brain bleach please!!!!”
“Somehow, that was more horrifying than the other two,” Akechi sighed.
At that moment, yet another door came up behind me. This one actually looked like the front door to LeBlanc, and I could even see the inside.
“Be careful, Ren,” Morgana cautioned. “That might not be the real LeBlanc.”
“Yeah, for all we know, some crazy bitch with a flaming sword’s gonna pop out and fry us,” Ryuji gulped.
“Nothing ventured, nothing gained,” I shrugged. So I tried the door, and walked inside. The others followed me in. When we entered, the familiar scents of coffee and curry wafted into our sinuses, and Sojiro was behind the counter cleaning a glass.
“...Sakura-san?” Sumire said, shutting the door behind her.
Sojiro turned around. “Oh-hoh! You kids surprised me! I must not have heard the bell ring.”
I turned around and opened the door. Outside was not that ‘Backdoor’ place, but instead just the familiar, snow-dusted back alley in Yongen I’d come to know all too well.
“I’ll make some coffee for all of us,” I said. “After today, we need it.”
“I could go for a drink if I were old enough,” Futaba grumbled. “Buuuut I’ll settle for Ren’s better-than-Sojiro’s curry!”
“Wha- that’s not true!” Sojiro exclaimed. “My curry’s the best! I taught this kid everything he knows!”
“Well then, why don’t we have a cook-off?” I said, tipping and looking over my glasses.
“OOOH, a curry cook-of!” Futaba said excitedly. “I’ll judge!”
“I’ll admit, curry does sound very good right now,” Makoto admitted. “And while we’re here, we can also catch up on our studies.”
Ryuji hung his head low. “Oh, c’mon, we almost got killed by Godzilla and walked in on Trump on the toilet, can we not talk about homework??”
“Hmm?” Sojiro was puzzled.
“Oh, it’s nothing,” Ryuji shrugged.
Later that night, after everyone else went home, me and Morgana laid in bed staring at the ceiling.
“We have to wait for Dr. Maruki to come to us, don’t we?” Morgana asked.
“Seems like it,” I nodded.
Morgana curled up. “Still, it feels like we’re left with more questions than answers. Like who Reimu and Marisa are, those two dancers and their ‘Matara-sama’ master, that whole entire ‘Backdoor’ place… there’s just so many things I want to uncover as a Phantom Thief, but I don’t have the time, the information or even the context.”
“When we go home, we can look into that Hakurei Shrine together, I promise.”
“Hehe. Come on, I don’t have to be reminded that you have my back. I’ve trusted that you will for a long time.” He yawned. “Well, let’s get some rest. We have a big confrontation ahead of us, after all. Let’s do our best to be ready for it.”
“Mmm-hmm…” I said drowsily as my eyelids failed me and the world faded to black.
Notes:
One thing I dislike about Google Docs is that the spellchecker is disabled when editing offline. About a third of this chapter and half of the next were written while on airplanes (I was in North Carolina this past week for training for my new job), and since Delta charges five bucks for wifi while in flight, I had to bear with it and check for errors later. So apologies if a couple slip through my pre-post checks both here and with the next chapter.
Chapter 31: Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind
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“Sister Hijiri?”
Byakuren came out of her room. “What is it, Shou?”
“Um, well…” Shou produced a number of cards. “We found lots of these scattered all over the temple grounds early this morning. Kyouko is still trying to clean and dispose of all of them, but…”
“What do they say?” Byakuren asked. “Can I see one?”
“Uh… sure,” Shou nodded hesitantly, handing a card over to Byakuren to read.
Byakruen looked at the card carefully, and read it aloud: “To Byakuren Hijiri, a great arrogant sinner of Vanity. You are a false prophet who sullies the great name of the Buddha to sate your own ego, and who uses your acolytes for your own personal gain. In the name of great justice, we have deemed this wholly unacceptable, and thus, we will take your distorted desires without fail. Signed, the Day Breakers.”
Shou gulped. “I-isn’t this bad?”
Byakuren shook her head. “I do not know who made this, or what grudge they hold against me. However, this is very clearly a threat against us and our way of life.” She crumpled up the calling card and tossed it aside. “All sermons and meditation sessions are cancelled for today. I want everyone, including yourself, on high alert and patrolling the premises.”
“Understood,” Shou bowed, before exiting outside. Once she was gone, Byakuren turned around, a distorted static flickered, and her shadow form, dressed in a gravity-defying toga, spoke.
“Arrogance? Vanity? Don’t give me that bullshit. I’m only doing what’s right for Gensokyo, being the grand messiah they need!” She clenched her fist. “Bring it on, ‘Day Breakers.’ I’ll show you just how many tricks this ‘old hag’ has up her sleeve!”
Looking at the monitor, I was practically grinning ear-to-ear.
“I think we really rustled her jimmies,” Marisa smirked.
“You were the one who suggested flying over the temple in the middle of the night to shower the place in those calling cards,” Reimu added. “If someone did that to me, I’d be really mad too.”
“Don’t forget who designed and printed all of them out!” Nitori said.
“Well, ‘helped design,” Reimu said, “since I did the original art.”
“And don’t forget who wrote it,” Youmu added.
I clapped. “This calling card really was a team effort.” I looked over at Mamiko. “Today, we take down Byakuren’s fortress and end her abuses. Are you ready?”
Mamiko stood to attention. “I have been waiting anxiously for this moment.”
“And the rest of us are all raring to go,” Marisa said.
“Splendid,” I said. “Let’s get our gear together, and begin the operation.”
I was restless. Whether it was because of the calling card, or something else, I did not know. But I felt an incredible sense of dread and anxiety, as though my own life were being threatened by an unseen force. Because of that, I could not help but tour the grounds, keeping an eye out for anyone and anything approaching the temple, especially those who appeared to be threats.
So when I heard rustling in the bushes, I raced over, sutra scroll in hand, to see who or what it was. I realized it was likely just a deer or a squirrel, but on a day like this, one couldn’t be too careful.
“Hm?” I peered into the brush, and saw… I saw Akechi-kun. I was puzzled. Why would he try to sneak into the temple in such a manner? Especially since the forest surrounding it was known to be home to dangerous youkai? Then, other faces popped up alongside his: Reimu, Marisa, Youmu, Nitori, and another I did not recognize. I knew then they were plotting something, particularly if the incident-resolvers were both present.
I crept closer to them, making sure they did not spot me. I could hear them saying some things, about an “infiltration” and “striking at her core.” I wondered: could they, in fact, have been the ones to send those calling cards?
“Just what are they doing?” I thought. “Normally, those two would just force their way in and start throwing spell cards everywhere.”
Then I saw Akechi-kun pull out a golden key, and he began speaking to it, with each word lighting it up. “My name… the temple… a… cathedral? ...wha-HUH?!?”
Inside the fortress, we looked toward the front square, in front of the basilica.
“Look!” Marisa pointed upward. The hazy cloud we found inside now floated directly over the obelisk in the center of the square. We saw it quickly flash white and condense, changing form into a core virtually identical to the one from before.
“Seems as though Shadow Byakuren wants to end this quickly,” I observed. I looked back at the group. “Once we step into the square, she will certainly be ready to challenge us. Are you all ready?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Marisa said, tipping her hat.
“Good to go over here,” Nitori said.
“I’ve defeated one distorted heart, I shall cut down another!” Youmu proclaimed.
“Let’s bury this incident,” Reimu said.
Mamiko drew her weapon and twirled it around. “Byakuren’s bastardization of Dharma ends here!”
“I like your attitude,” I smiled. I switched my Persona over to a Leanan Sidhe I had prepared just for this occasion, fused from the Preta I had before. “Now then, let’s finish this!”
Once we rushed into the square, we found Shadow Byakuren, standing on the basilica’s front steps, hands folded and hair gently blowing in the wind. She looked almost the same as the real one, save the distinctive yellow eyes and shadowy wisps at her feet, no doubt because we had weakened her distortion by claiming her Will Seeds.
“Welcome, lost sheep, to the grand Myouren Cathedral!” She stepped down. “Dare you come to desecrate this sacred place, to cause havoc and despair in my sanctuary where I guide the lost to the promised land?”
“Enough!” Mamiko stepped forward and pointed her staff at Shadow Byakuren. “You are a shameful individual who uses the Buddha’s holy name for your own ends! You talk about enlightenment, about freeing oneself from temptation, yet you indulged in your own ego and turned a blind eye to the insanity and the excesses of those around you, driven to drown their sorrows because they know the truth but won’t dare to oppose you!”
“My my.” Shadow Byakuren shook her head. “Such a misguided soul as yourself knows not about enlightenment. I am an ancient nun, one who has survived in the bleak depths of Hokkai, reciting sutras for far longer than normal humans will live. I saw the pain and despair in the youkai I was sent to kill by the ignorant, fearful humans who demonize anything who didn’t conform to their twisted, dark ideals. I should be exalted for closing the gap between humans and youkai!”
I shook my head. “Extending your life beyond your natural time… a sin in many religions, I’m sure you would agree.”
“Not if that extended life is spent devoting oneself to self-betterment and the salvation of others!” Shadow Byakuren countered.
I looked down. “Then tell me… why couldn’t you save your brother?”
“...!”
“I know everything. How your brother died a tragic, painful death… you won’t admit it yourself, but you yourself fear death. You do everything you can to place obstacles between you and those who pass judgement. You fear losing friends, being alone, being separated from those you love and care about, and that’s why you draw acolytes to your temple, not to tread the thorny path to Nirvana but to blind yourself to the pain and suffering you yourself have been put through, to the obsessive expense of everyone except yourself.”
Shadow Byakuren growled and stomped the ground. “Goddamn… who told you THAT??? I don’t… you damn brats, I’ve accomplished more than your sorry asses ever will! You cheeky shits who think they can just waltz into my sacred church and raise Cain as they please!” The ground started to quake, and we could see the square close itself off and lift into the air.
“What’s going on???” We steadied ourselves and looked around. Once the shaking stopped, we were high above the basilica dome, and the entire fortress could be viewed from our vantage. Rows of seats holding thousands of cheering shadows rose up along the sides. We were now in a floating colosseum, and the crowd cheered for our spilled blood. “Praise the great Hijiri-dono! Death to the sinners!”
“You see?” Shadow Byakuren proclaimed. “These are the souls I have saved, and they all wish for your complete and total annihilation. And who am I not to give them what they want? Show them that light always pierces through darkness?”
Mamiko shook her fist. “You…”
Byakuren slowly walked forward, her body twisting and contorting as she continued to speak. “You wretched little whelps… I’ll squash you all flat and grind you to paste!” Her figure darkened, embiggened and absorbed energy from all directions. We assumed a defensive formation, anticipating any action. Her shadowy blob grew bigger and bigger, until bursting and assuming the shape of a giant, blocky, Buddhist Transformer, covered in gold and marble armor, with a helmeted head from which purple and gold hair erupted out the back, dressed in a toga and with a golden laurel crown. This hulking, monstrous foe was identified by Nitori as the great tempter of sin, Dairoku Tenmaou. In one powerful motion, she reached out to the obelisk, shattering it with her grip and drawing a massive warhammer which she effortlessly wielded with one hand. The crowd cheered wildly as this transformation finished, with virtually everyone calling on her to crush us to tiny bits.
We would not be intimidated. I drew my gun and pointed it right at her head. “Very well. But know that we will take you down!” I turned around to Nitori, who was already getting her Persona ready, floating in the air and preparing buffs for us. I then looked at everyone else. “Alright, everyone. There is only one target, so we should surround her and attack her from all sides. And we should make sure one person is defending Doktor at all times.”
“I’m on it,” Marisa said, moving to Nitori’s position, while the rest of us dove right in and went to town. Shadow Byakuren’s armor was tough, and regular attacks had little or no noticeable effect on it. So we switched over to using magic, seeing if that would have any more effect, and I discovered something important: using Eiga caused her to stagger and stumble back for a second. Nitori then established she was weak to Curse attacks, placing the burden squarely on me to keep the beatdown going. Abusing her Curse weakness also allowed us to better target her more vulnerable head with our other attacks. Her own attacks were fairly predictable, namely attempting to flatten us with her hammer or else try to kick and punch us.
A mighty blow to the chest, courtesy of Reimu, caused Shadow Byakuren to stumble back. “Blast… it would seem I have underestimated you all.”
“If ‘ya wanna surrender now, we might let you off easy,” Marisa said.
Shadow Byakuren laughed defiantly. “I will never compromise my ideals, even if it means perishing to uphold them. But that will never happen, because of the strength I gain from all those who sing my praises!” At that moment, gates along the sides of the arena opened up, releasing chariots pulled by Unicorns and ridden by cognitive versions of several of her acolytes, while Shadow Byakuren herself jumped up onto a massive throne overlooking the arena. “Go forth and finish them, my followers!”
“Geh.” The chariots, six in all, started to circle us. “So now she’s making her minions do the dirty work. Makes sense, in a way.”
“Praise Hijiri-dono! Kill the non-believers!” shouted cognitive Shou.
“Now then,” Shadow Byakuren called out, “you won’t do any good by attacking them at random. You must focus on one individual at a time!” She pointed at Nitori. “Start with that one, the one giving them support! They’ll be helpless without her!!”
Nitori flinched. “Er, m-me?? But I can’t-”
“That’s the point,” I said. The chariots closed in, with each of their occupants swinging their weapons at us. Thinking quickly, I ordered the group, “circle around Doktor and make sure no attacks reach her.”
“Alright, but what are you going to do?” Reimu asked.
I looked at the chariots, trying to see who was going the slowest or following the most predictable path. “I’m going to hijack one of the chariots.” I dashed off to the side, and decided to go for the one being ridden by Cognitive Kyouko.
“Starburst! Throw me a bomb!”
“Roger that!” Marisa took out the bag gun and shot a grenade into my hand. I pulled the pin, tossed it in the chariot’s path, and took cover. The grenade landed right underneath it, then exploded, launching Kyouko to go careening into the colosseum wall and the Unicorn to flip over. I rushed over, got the cart back on its wheels and took the reins. “HUP!” After some protest from the horse, I managed to gain control.
“Nice one, Crow!” Marisa shouted.
“One down, five to go.” The remaining chariots were still circling around the group, who were busy parrying their attacks. I turned mine around, got my knife out, and targeted Cognitive Ichirin next. As I approached her, she realized I was coming right at her and held her sword out, but I managed to knock it out of her hands with my knife, before swiftly pulling out my gun next, firing behind me, and managing to plant one right in her skull, causing her to dissolve.
Her chariot came to a halt next to Mamiko, who turned around and eyed it. “Crow,” she asked, “permission to commandeer this chariot?”
I looked at the remaining four chariots. “See if you can lead them away from Doktor!”
“Affirmative.” She got in, took the reins, and immediately dashed off toward the far side of the arena. Cognitive Minamitsu took notice and decided to give chase. She attempted to close the distance so she could swing at Mamiko with her lance, but Mamiko proved to be an expert at horsemanship, turning tight corners and driving the horse in unpredictable ways. Minamitsu’s attempts to keep up ultimately resulted in the chariot flipping over and the Unicorn tumbling several meters before dissolving into black mist. I simply galloped over to her and performed a drive-by shooting to dispatch her.
“Excellent work, Bull!” I called out. “Keep it up!”
“I appreciate it,” she said back.
There were three chariots left. At this point, the remaining foes realized I was a threat and broke off their assault against Nitori to try and get rid of me first. The others continued to defend her, although Marisa brandished a straw doll. Realizing what she was plotting, I managed to goad Cognitive Shou into chasing me, leading her right by Marisa. Marisa lobbed the doll, which exploded into a Mudo attack which killed the Curse-weak Unicorn, causing the chariot to buck Shou out the front and onto the ground. Marisa followed up on this by shooting her in the head.
“Nice work, Starburst!”
Marisa pumped her fist. “Hell yeah, teamwork!”
The last two opponents were Cognitive Nazrin and Mamizou. I was told the real Mamizou was quite powerful, so I decided to go bump her off first. I kited her until she went in for another shot at Nitori, then I moved to intercept her. I summoned my Persona this time to see if I could land a Double Shot. However, she noticed me, and pointed at me. Suddenly I was surrounded by smoke, and could feel myself tumbling out of the chariot. Dazed, I got back up on all fours…
...wait.
“HOLY CRAP!” Marisa exclaimed. “Crow got turned into a mouse!”
“Seriously???” Nitori shook her head. “Oh, this isn’t good…”
I looked at myself and, well, I was, in fact, a mouse. I tried to voice my displeasure, but could only manage pitiful squeaks. How humiliating, I thought. How could something like this happen to me?
And as if to drive the point home, Cognitive Nazrin’s chariot came speeding by, and I got caught up in the horde of mice surrounding it. Keeping pace, I jumped in between the innumerable rodents until I jumped up into the back of the chariot, right underneath the mouse girl who did not register my presence. In my weakened state, I couldn’t use skills or weapons. There was only one thing I could do, and I was very hesitant to do it, if only to hold on to what little honor and dignity I had left. But, I also realized that the mission was more important.
So I jumped up and bit her on the ass.
“YEEOOOOOOOWCH!” Cognitive Nazrin rocketed up into the sky, never to be seen again, and the mice all scattered. Right at that moment, I turned back into a human in another puff of smoke, and took control of the chariot. Mamizou was the only target left standing, so I ordered everyone else off of turtling Nitori so we could trip her up and dogpile on her, which we did, sending the cart into the wall and causing it to explode.
We turned and stood defiantly at Shadow Byakuren. “Nice try,” I said, “but commanding your minions to do your dirty work won’t get you anywhere if they’re incompenent.”
Shadow Byakuren slammed her fist. “Grrrr… you’ve proven yourself worthy against my acolytes, I’ll give you that. But you are still no match for the servants of the great Messiah!”
Two shadows, an Uriel and a Raphael, then spawned in front of us.
“Oh, COME ON!” Marisa complained. “How many more of these guys are there???”
I sighed. “Guess we’ll just have to defeat these ones, too.” The two archangels immediately dove towards us swinging their weapons, and Mamiko decided to be the first to retaliate.
“Take this!” She went and struck Uriel, only for the attack to be reflected, damaging her and knocking her back. Moments later, Marisa tried to attack Raphael with Freila, but it too bounced back and damaged her.
“Ow!” Marisa got back up and cast a spell to patch herself and Mamiko up. “No way, these guys can bounce our attacks back?!”
“It would seem so,” Mamiko said. “I wasn’t ready for it, either.”
Nitori pulled up her PDA. “Guys, here’s what I found: the green one reflects physical attacks. Guns too. And the purple one reflects magic.”
“Is that so?” I said. “Then, we’ll need to divide our efforts. Fury and Bull, go deal with Raphael. Me and Seraph will go take on Uriel. Doktor and Starburst, focus on supporting both groups.”
“Gotcha,” Marisa said. So she and Nitori stayed in the back tossing heals and buffs, while the rest of us in our two-person groups each took on these powerful archangels. It was fortunate that they were weaker than some other Uriel and Raphael specimens I had encountered, otherwise we very well may have lost in no time. Even so, they were still tough opponents, using powerful slashing attacks with their swords and attempting to kill us with Hama skills as well; luckily Reimu was able to block those for us. Once I had trashed Uriel with a few Eihas and Eigas, we pooled our efforts into dispatching Raphael, who went down in short order against our combined strength. Again, we gazed triumphantly up at Shadow Byakuren, who was none too impressed with our defiance nor the crowd’s boo’s.
“...”
“What’s wrong?” I taunted. “Are things not going as you had planned? Are you finding that your cherished followers are failing you?”
Shadow Byakuren got up from her seat and picked up her hammer. “Grrr… insolent brats! Guess I really AM the only one who can get anything done around here! The residents of Gensokyo have proven to me that they are incapable of acting on their own strength. They all require a great Messiah such as myself!”
“Once things start going south, you shift the blame onto the masses, is that it?” Reimu asked.
She got no reply. Instead, Shadow Byakuren crashed back down into the arena to the crowd’s uproarious cheers. “KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!” they all shouted. And Shadow Byakuren sure was hell-bent on delivering.
We resumed the strategy we had adopted before: staggering her with Curse attacks, then attacking her head. In addition to hammer smashes and other physical attacks, she also started mixing in buffing herself (requiring us to have to counter with our own buffs and debuffs), and using Kouha attacks, making it tricky to take her on using Bond. Each time she buffed herself, she summoned a scroll with her free hand to do so.
“This sutra scroll!” she proclaimed. “It is the source of my power! I can summon infinite power to crush all those in my way!”
I turned to the group. “Is it really that powerful?” I asked.
“She’s not bluffing,” Marisa replied. “The real Byakuren keeps all of her spells in it. It’s got more stuff written in it than all the books in Patche’s library. She’s basically a witch just like me and Alice, but she specializes in spells that improve her physical abilities.”
“I see.” I thought for a moment. “Well, we could continue cancelling her buffs, but that would likely wear down our stamina very quickly, and we don’t have much left after dealing with her goons.”
“What are you proposing?” Youmu asked.
“We need to send somebody to knock the scroll out of her hands,” I replied. “We then need to distract her while they find an opening from which to do so.”
Reimu pointed at a broken column. “Look over at that pillar. That place would be perfect for an ambush.”
“I agree,” I nodded. “Fury, you’re fairly quick. I suggest that you be the one to go do it.”
Youmu bowed. “Then, leave it to me.” She quickly dashed out of sight.
We continued the battle as before, making sure to draw Shadow Byakuren’s attention away from the broken column. In between dodging attacks and responding in kind, I could see Youmu sneaking around the marble columns holding up the arena’s outer wall, quickly jumping from one column to the next when she was sure she wouldn’t be seen. From there, she could then leap atop the broken column and wait for the next time Byakuren tried to buff herself.
“I am the one who will guide Gensokyo out of its endless cycle of fear, darkness and strife!” Shadow Byakuren proclaimed. “I provide strength and courage to those who follow my word!”
“Stop thinking of yourself as an almighty god,” Mamiko sneered. “Righteousness. Glory. Fame. Those who tread the path to Dharma do not seek any of those things. The road to enlightenment requires all who follow it to discard their 108 temptations, a goal which you have no intention of achieving. You have fallen to the wicked spell of the evil one himself!”
“Humans and especially youkai are dumb animals who cannot follow the road to salvation on their own volition,” Shadow Byakuren countered. “Only through following me will anyone’s soul be able to be saved.”
“If you want to play God so much, why don’t you go up there, kill him and take his place?” I shot back.
“When I am successful in my goal, and have eliminated all the sheep who insist on maintaining a world of chaos and strife, I shall be the shepherd who leads Gensokyo into a new age, an age based on peace and harmony, not drunkenness and frivolous spell card fights!” She readied her scroll again. “Now then, are you ready to submit, or must I demonstrate my power yet again?”
“Sorry, but I’m going to shred that power of yours right up!”
Youmu jumped off the column and dashed right through the air where the scroll was. As she made contact, dozens of silver slashes instantly sliced and diced the scroll, causing it to blow apart into useless confetti. Youmu landed gracefully on her two feet, sheathing her sword like any proper samurai.
“WHA- My scroll!”
“Guess you ain’t nearly as strong without it,” Marisa smirked. “That’s why I don’t solely rely on one thing to win, not even the Hakkero!”
Shadow Byakuren dropped her hammer, seemingly no longer able to lift it. Then, pieces of her armor started to crack and weaken. “She’s weak!” I called out. “Let’s finish her off!” We mercilessly assaulted her from all sides, causing more and more of the armor to break away, revealing her true, weak human form underneath. Knocking her down one more time, we then unleashed a devastating All-Out Attack, leaving the helmet the only piece of armor left on her body.
Mamiko walked up to her, and glared down. “I am a Godly General,” she boasted. “My job is to strike down evil, and today, evil has been purged once more!” She raised her staff, jumped up into the air, and came down with an apt Skull Cracker to shatter the helmet, leaving Byakuren on the ground, weak and defeated, and leaving the crowd absolutely dumbstruck that their savior had fallen to our hands.
We stepped back, and watched Shadow Byakuren push herself back up, covered in dust and blood and with tears in her dress.
“Are you ready to admit that what you’re doing is wrong?” I asked. “How long are you going to insist on running away from the truth?”
Shadow Byakuren growled. “Arrgh… you damn brat! You don’t get it! You don’t realize what all I’ve been through! Those years… those years after I lost my brother… I was so deep in despair that I could barely get up in the morning! I kept asking myself, over and over, why didn’t I save him? Why couldn’t I save him?? Was I too weak? Too scared? Was I so focused on my job that I forgot how sacred family was until after I lost it?” She looked down sullenly. “After our parents died, he was all I had left. When I lost him too, I thought ‘death is taking my family, one by one, and I’m last.’ I didn’t want to fall so easily into his hands, so I rebelled, forsook my humanity, and did anything to keep him at bay. I harbored youkai and shielded them from humans, at first because I feared losing the source of the power I had gained. But over time, I genuinely came to understand their stories, their hardships, the tragic roads that led their lives to that point, so I took them into the temple, which I had named after my dear, deceased brother, as my own family, vowing never to lose them like I lost him.”
“And then you were sealed away,” Reimu said. “You were sealed in Hokkai by my ancestor.”
“Indeed… I let myself be sealed away in order to prevent them, my family, my friends, from being hurt again. I rotted down there for a thousand years, with no contact with anyone other than the occasional visit from Shinki. It took every goddamn ounce of strength and willpower I had from my training to keep from killing myself or going completely insane, and even then, a thousand years is an unholy timescale no mortal human should ever know!!”
“But you were still willing to do it, for their sake,” Youmu said. “Because you loved them as family, because you didn’t want to bring any more harm to them, because you trusted they would unseal you one day to return the love and compassion you gave them which no one else would…” She looked up and glared. “and this garish, awful vision of yours, this twisted way of thinking, treating them as little more than accessories to your ego, is how you return the favor.”
“Ehhghh!” Shadow Byakuren collapsed to the ground, and began to cry, now that the full force of those wretched feelings which she tried to repress came roaring back. “When did I go so wrong, become so wicked?! Why?!? I just… I just wanted no one else to have to go through what I did, to feel my pain! That’s why I started the Myouren Temple! So we could all achieve freedom from this horrible, tainted world!!!” She covered her face and absolutely sobbed. “I’m so… I’m so sorry!!!”
Mamiko simply looked on at her. “I am very angry with the way in which you conducted yourself, and sullied the Buddha’s name. And yet…” She put her hand to her chest. “And yet… I get this strange feeling…”
“Sadness,” Reimu said. “When a person loses someone or something very dear to them, they become sad, in some cases crushingly so. That’s certainly how I felt after mom died. Right now, you’re sympathising with her sadness, because deep down, you want to share your pain. You have a heart.”
“A… heart…” Mamiko looked up at the sky. “I am a shadow. I should not have a heart of my own. But if I feel this way… a heart…”
A heart. My heart. My feelings, my raw, unfiltered feelings, laid bare for all to see. My… “shadow,” they called it? I could scarcely believe it, watching the fight unfold from behind a column. Then, when my double, my “shadow” collapsed onto the ground and confessed everything, I felt my eyes widen, and emotions I hadn’t felt in a long time, memories I had tried so hard to bury, came flooding back and hit me like a raging typhoon. Sadness, helplessness, a need to belong and have a family I cared for… I thought about my actions as of late. Had I truly forsaken the path to Nirvana, led my acolytes astray, espoused a false faith in a Messiah figure, myself? I refused to accept it, but at the same time couldn’t help but feel that it was all too true.
I wanted out. Deep down, I wanted to break out of this cage of wickedness, but my conscious thoughts somehow wouldn’t allow that. It was as if I were being trapped in a prison of sin, where my own thoughts and fears rang in my head and caused me to act out in evil ways without thinking at all about the damage I was causing. Now, though, my fears and deepest thoughts were right there in front of me, in physical form, confessing them all openly.
My legs moved on my own, into the arena. Somehow, a simple sprint like this tired me out horribly, the wind escaped my lungs, and my bones, muscles and joints all hurt. Only instinct and will power kept me going until I stopped to breathe.
“Byakuren?!?” They all turned around, rightly shocked to see me, the real me, right there.
I looked up. I could see them all. Akechi-kun. Reimu. Marisa. Youmu. Nitori. A girl named “Mamiko.” And most importantly, me. The other me.
I looked around at the strange, awful place I found myself in. “So this is the world which exists within my heart…”
“Nevermind that, how did you get here? Why are you here???” Marisa asked.
“I could ask the same of all of you, using a key to transport yourselves here,” I answered. “When the Temple was showered in calling cards, I grew extremely paranoid, sending my acolytes to patrol the grounds, and after a short while, I started doing so myself. I noticed you all hiding in the bushes, and I went over to see what all of you were doing. The next thing I knew, I was caught up in this place, and did not know what else to do but follow you. I watched you all fight my ‘shadow,’ and the monstrous being it turned into. I...”
Akechi-kun clenched his fist. “Dammit. We were too careless. We should have been more careful starting the operation, entered the fortress from further away…”
I looked at him. “So… you’re the leader of this, a group who ventures into people’s hearts and forces them to confess their evil ways… Were your visits to me nothing more than a setup?”
Akechi-kun sighed. “I… apologise for using you in this way, but your crimes and sins could no longer be ignored…”
I approached my “shadow,” still on the ground. “And you…”
She looked up at me. “So you’ve seen it all… your painful past, your true feelings, your distorted present outlook. You’ve seen this place, an exorbitant cathedral within your heart, where you and you alone stand as Gensokyo’s sole beacon of hope and guidance, a Messiah for humans and youkai alike. Your arrogance and fear of death and loss made you lose sight of your path to Dharma, of your mission to help others, and be helped yourself, in that journey. Tell me… how long are you going to keep denying the truth? How long are you going to continue to let your past and fears control the path you tread in the present and future?”
My past… my fears… When Myouren died, right at the prime of his life, I was left without family, without connections. I felt severe weakness and hopelessness. Those feelings drove me to forsake my humanity in a bid to escape death, to take in youkai as a means to preserve my magic, and, ultimately, to have to let myself be sealed away for a thousand years, so that no harm could come to them. But in that same time I realized youkai were beings with hopes, dreams, fears and emotions just like any human, and over time I grew disgusted with the way in which society attempted to ostracize and exterminate them for being “monsters,” and “maneaters.” Racism and genocide, plain and simple. I was sealed because I knew it was the right thing to do, because otherwise we would all have been killed. I waited, for centuries, for the day when I would finally be freed, in a time and place when I hoped all of those negative things would be long gone, and I could lead people to the path of enlightenment in peace.
I was a fool. If anything, the problem had only gotten much worse in those thousand years.
Deep down, I came to a realization: this world, these people, needed a guide, now more than ever, to help them free themselves from the pain, evil, despair and vices of the world. And I realized I needed help myself, from those same people, to help me rediscover that path to enlightenment.
“I’m no fool. All I ever wished for was to help free innocent people, be they human, youkai or otherwise, from their pain and suffering, from the torment others laid upon them for their differences, and most of all to help them shatter the chains of temptation and sin which only lead to heartbreak and tragedy. I am a Buddhist. I see no purpose in violence; I will not eat animals, I will never engage in anything more than friendly Spell Card Duels.” I clenched my fist. “At the same time, I have no love or mercy for those who slither in the dark, those who commit evil acts and tempt others to stray off the path of virtue to do the same. I… to think that even I allowed myself to succumb to that, allowed my past experiences to unknowingly steer my present actions... it was unforgivable!!”
I stomped my foot, causing the others to jump in surprise.
“Hijiri-sama…” Youmu said.
I chuckled. “Heh… I was blind. A coward. A prisoner of vice. I can’t believe it took me literally going into the world of my distorted heart, meeting the embodiment of my repressed emotions, thoughts and fears face-to-face, for me to realize that. But I will no longer allow that. I can’t allow it. I must be a guiding light, a devout follower of the Buddha leading others to Dharma, while they also help me overcome my own temptations. I have to continue being humble, being honest and making sacrifices, for the sake of all those at the Temple whom I have saved.” I stomped my foot again and shook my fist at my shadow. “No matter what happens, I will not let the sacrifices I have made for the sake of others and myself go to waste! I will NOT allow myself to fall into the dark pit of temptation again! I will not repeat the mistakes of my younger self, nor will I regret the life and actions I took as a result of me forsaking my humanity so long ago!! I… I will live out Myouren’s example, and swear to do what he would have done so that he can be happy in Heaven!!!”
Silence, before the world around me faded to black, and my shadow in front of me rose up and dissolved into light.
“Have you finally acknowledged the darkness within your heart?”
A wave of pain hit me as my eyes widened and I collapsed onto my knees, holding my throbbing head and clenching my teeth as a voice rang out inside.
“Has the false prophet seen the error of her ways? Leading the weak and ignorant off the cliff of oblivion, right into the clutches of the evil Mara? An abhorrent action, all to blind yourself from the pain that has come before in your life.”
“Ahhhh… HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” I screamed, punching the ground and bloodying my fist, and found the strength to stand back up on my own two feet. As I did, a mask resembling a pair of silver-rimmed sunglasses appeared on my face.
“Let us sign a lease, a contract, inked in blood, to allow a different kind of Messiah to pierce through the legions of Hell. I am thou, thou art I. Let us burn a path through the darkness, cleanse the wicked, and guide the lost and afraid down the highway of strife and turmoil to the promised land of peace and enlightenment.”
Gripping the mask, I tugged on it painfully. “Yes… seal the contract… come to me…” I ripped it off bloodily with both hands, yelling, “MAGDALENAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The blue flames erupted from her, and wind blew forcefully in all directions, threatening to knock us over and forcing me to steady myself against a column.
As I looked back up, I heard it before the flames cleared to let me see it, the deep, rumbling sound of an engine. As the flames cleared, I saw a platinum and gold-plated Harley-style motorcycle, with oversized golden exhaust pipes, caricatures of angels smoking cigars punching demons in the face, trims resembling angelic wings coming off the sides, and a platinum ornament of a skeleton in a woman’s robes above the headlight. Seated on it and gripping the handlebars was Byakuren, now dressed in high-heeled boots, jeans, a silvery-white biker jacket with a shortened navel-and-cleavage exposing shirt underneath, fingerless gloves with studs on the knuckles, a white, studded cowboy hat and a multicolored bandana around her neck. Her hair flowed, and chains circled the base of the motorcycle.
After a short while, she looked up, revved up the engine and did a lap around the colosseum as a demonstration of new power.
“No way…” Marisa said.
“Hijiri-sama… she has a Persona!!” Youmu exclaimed.
“No… that’s not a Persona,” Nitori replied. “...that’s a bike!”
Byakuren pulled up right in front of us, jumped off the bike, and recalled it into her mask. She looked at her hands, looked at herself. “This new power… I can feel it… myself… my Persona!”
The sky suddenly reddened, and the shadows in the audience began to twist and react. “The p̴̭͐r̶̡͘ì̶̬s̶͍͠o̴̠͛n̴̖͛e̴̬̋r̵̺̾Messiah has b̴̭̐r̷̙̓o̶͕͝k̴̖̒ȅ̶͇n̷̂ͅ ̴͙͌c̸͉̒ô̴͇n̷͚̕ẗ̶̯r̸̢͒o̴͋ͅl̷̯̓been corrupted! We must d̷̼̾e̸̻͑s̸̫͂t̸̰͒r̷̰̅ỏ̶̱y̵̧̔ ̷̹͆h̵͕̄ȩ̴͋r̷͖̔ ̴̩̎ã̶̖t̷̩͘ ̶̞̆o̷̳͒n̸͍͂c̸̭͑e̴͖̓save her!” All the shadows jumped down, turning into Daemons, and dive-bombed us.
“No… I don’t think so!” Byakuren dashed up close to a group of them and unleashed a flurry of punches and jabs, knocking their teeth out and causing blood to spill everywhere. As she did, she unleashed her pent-up rage, screaming and yelling while taking no prisoners.
“Holy Hell!” Marisa said, standing back in shock.
“This is like… super pissed-off Byakuren mode!!” Nitori remarked.
“This is just like how Nijima-san fights,” I said. “She even has a motorcycle Persona…”
More waves of Daemons came swarming in. For them, Byakuren whipped out her second weapon: a large gatling gun. The way she revved it up and blasted them all was just like the Heavy Weapons Guy. “This is how I punish the tempters in the dark!” she called out. Bullet after bullet streamed out of the barrel like water from a firehose, shredding their wings and turning them all into a black pulp.
Still more Daemons kept closing in. Byakuren decided it was time to demonstrate her Persona’s powers. Taking her mask off and jumping on the back of the bike, she spun donuts, causing balls of light to manifest in the center and erupt in all directions - Makouha. Each ball locked onto a target, before turning into a lighted dart piercing through the heart of a Daemon, felling it instantly.
After the Daemons, several shadows combined to form a more powerful foe, an Andras, which loomed back to launch a powerful attack. Byakuren unleashed her last trick: driving right by it, she manifested then flicked a card in its direction, creating a holy circle on the ground around it, before it found itself surrounded in ofuda. The whole thing then exploded into light, destroying the Andras instantly. I realized then that Byakuren also possessed the power of Hama spells.
After the Andras was defeated, there was a brief respite in the shadows, but more kept spawning into the stands. I looked up, and saw the core appear, before its protective barrier shattered, leaving only chains and light.
“Byakuren!” I called out. “Quick, destroy that thing so we can get out of here!”
Byakuren looked up. “You mean this?”
“Yes, that, destroy it quickly or else we’ll get swarmed!”
She nodded. “Got it!” She kicked Magdalena into high gear, then drove toward a fallen column, jumping onto it and using it as a ramp to launch herself into the air, off a stray Daemon, then backward and upside down toward the core. She then recalled her Persona, grabbed a hold of a chain, and allowed gravity to do the rest, causing the chain to break just as she touched the ground and causing the core’s lights to erupt into the sky and smear the entire fortress. Shadows disappeared into the vast light as it closed in on us, and within moments, everything, including all of us, were engulfed.
We were back outside the temple, still at midday, on the cleared stone path leading up to it. After we caught our breath, we looked around to see if we could find Byakuren.
“Hijiri-sama?” Youmu asked.
“Byakuren?” I said. “Where are-”
I turned around to see Byakuren lying on her back in the snow. We rushed over to her to see if she was alright.
“Hijiri-sama!” Mamiko put her hand on Byakuren’s neck to check her pulse, and to see if she was conscious. Marisa likewise came up and put her hand on Byakuren’s forehead.
“...mmmhhh…” A weak groan escaped her lips. Her sutra scroll, which had fallen into the snow beside her, began to subtly glow, seemingly causing power to flow into her in an effort to revive her. Slowly, she fluttered her eyes open, and turned her head toward me. “...A...Akechi...kun?”
I reached out my hand. “Allow me to help you up.” She took my hand, and I helped pull her up while Mamiko supported her from the back. It took a moment for Byakuren to steady herself on her own feet; Marisa grabbed the sutra scroll from out of the snow and gave it to her. Once it was in her hands, Byakuren opened it and read out a short spell, causing some more power to flow into her body. After a few moments, she was standing on her own power, although she was still clearly in a drained state.
“How are you feeling?” Reimu asked.
Byakuren looked around at all of us. “I…” She paused, looked down, then looked up again. “I’m… I’m alright…” She looked around the temple grounds. “...my...my acolytes… I need to… gather them…”
“We’ll go get them together for you,” I offered. “Right now, you must rest.” I took her hand and led her back inside, with Youmu coming with me while the others broke off to go find her acolytes. “We will make you some tea, and get you comfortable.”
Several minutes later, everyone was gathered inside the temple’s main room, including all of us, the Day Breakers, as well as Kyouko, Mamizou, Shou, Minamitsu, Ichirin, Unzan and Nazrin. Byakuren insisted on sitting in the middle of everyone, and, knowing what she was likely about to do, I did not object.
“Thank you all for coming around back inside,” Byakuren said. “I want to thank you all for your hard work this morning. And, I want to thank the rest of you for helping me in, and hearing me out.”
Minamitsu leaned into Ichirin’s ear. “What’s goin’ on with Byakuren? She’s been actin’ weird since this mornin’.”
“Well, those calling cards were rather threatening and off-putting…”
“Did they do something to her?” Nazrin asked, referring to us.
Byakuren straightened her posture, before continuing. “I have a confession to make to all of you.” She looked down. “Lately, I have been acting in ways unbecoming of one who has dedicated their life to the Buddha. I… I used my position, as the head priestess of this temple, to make myself out to be a prophet, an all-powerful messiah who saw the people as Gensokyo as ignorant sheep who all needed to be herded and led, just to satiate my own sense of self-importance and…” She paused briefly. “...I thought I left my grief from losing Myouren behind so long ago, but I realize now that is very false. Even now, I refuse to allow situations to slip out of my control, allow anyone to take any action not of my word, simply because I…” She started to cry. “...I didn’t want anyone to die on my watch again. You are… you are all my family and…” At that moment, she broke down, knelt into the floor and started bawling. “I-I-I can’t apologize enough for the evil things I have done!!!!”
Minamitsu was the first to come over and comfort her. “Hey, hey, hey, you don’t gotta cry. You got all of us here to support you.”
“Absolutely,” Ichirin nodded. “We all owe you major debts. You saved us all from lonely, despairing fates.”
“There’s no way we’d ever abandon you!” Kyouko chirped.
Byakuren managed to calm herself, and look up at the people around her. “So… you don’t hate me? After all, I…”
“You are a strong person, Sister,” Shou nodded. “And strong people have the courage to admit wrongs which they have committed, however grave they might be.”
“Honestly, I was waitin’ fer ‘ye to admit yourself that somethin’ was wrong,” Mamizou added. “Ever since lil’ Kokoro here had that fit that one time, and I came to hole up at here, and especially recently, it seemed to me that ‘ye weren’t as serious ‘bout reachin’ Dharma as you claimed, runnin’ the acolytes here into the ground, and they all just accepted it ‘cause you saved ‘em once upon a time. Iunno who dumped all those Callin’ Cards on the temple, but whoever they were must’ve wanted ‘ye to see the issue yerself. Bein’ a youkai Buddhist leadin’ other youkai to enlightenment ain’t the easiest thing in the world to do, and ‘ye gotta realize that you’ll make mistakes. And, you know, today just happens to be that day.”
Byakuren looked around, around at all the smiling faces of the people under her care, and our faces who helped her overcome her distortion. She smiled. Really smiled, not one she wore simply to be polite. “Thank you.” She stood back up. “Now then, I realize simply admitting my wrongdoings and faults up to this point is not enough to align myself… align our selves… back onto the path of enlightenment. Major changes to the way we manage this temple and conduct ourselves in our daily lives are going to be necessary, if we are to gain more followers and wish to remain committed to pious acts and freeing ourselves from temptation.” Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Reimu’s face was one mixing jealousy and gratefulness, no doubt because she was happy for Byakuren despite being a “competing” religious establishment. “However, I do not wish to make these changes unilaterally. Tonight, at dinner, we will have a free and open discussion, one where everyone’s opinion is welcomed and equal, where we will discuss the future of the Myouren Temple, which changes should be made in our operations, and which direction we should chart going forward.” She held out her hands. “The Temple will remain closed for the rest of today. I want you all to go out and enjoy the outside today, as a reward for all the hard work you’ve done, and as an apology for my actions and behavior until now.” She then shot a look at Shou, Minamitsu and Ichirin. “As long as no one gets drunk, that is.”
“Awwwwwww…” A collective groan emanated from all of them, before they dispersed out the door into the snow-blanketed world just outside. Once they were all gone, we turned to face her again.
“I want to thank you, Akechi-kun,” Byakuren bowed. “I never imagined such an ugly world existed within my heart, or that only you and your group were able to free me of it.”
I shook my head. “Nonsense. You were the one who resolved to make the change yourself in the end, all we did was provide the necessary push.”
Mamiko stepped forward. “It was what needed to be done to steer you on the correct path to the Buddha.”
“...oh?” Byakuren looked at Mamiko. “And who might you be?”
“I am Mamiko Shinshou. Servant of Margatroid-sama, and formerly a shadow bound by the Metaverse’s wicked distortions. I represent the Godly General Vajra.”
“Meta… that world we were all just in?” Byakuren asked.
“Correct,” I said. “It is a world where people’s ‘shadows’, the negative emotions and thoughts we all repress, exist. These shadows can become distorted, causing their owners to behave irrationally and forming grand ‘fortresses’ atop real-world locations significant to them. I have the ability to enter the Metaverse and tame these shadows, free them from their distortion, and take them as a part of my own heart. I have also brought all of these people into the Metaverse with me, where they all awakened to their Personas, just as you have.”
“A… ‘Persona?’”
“When you meet your shadow face-to-face, accept your faults and resolve to overcome them, that shadow returns to you and becomes your ‘Persona,’” Nitori explained. “With it, you can fight in the Metaverse and help us explore it, taking down fortresses.”
“It’s also required for a youkai to have one to be in there,” Marisa added. “That’s why you got so pooped quickly even though you’re a strong-ass person.”
“I see… are there more of these ‘fortresses’ out there, besides mine?”
“We believe so,” Youmu said. “We’ve already taken down one belonging to Yuyuko-sama before you. There is also, besides the individual fortresses, a truly massive one in the center of it all called ‘Ethos,’ where the distorted shadows of the masses as a whole convene. Together, all of us, the Day Breakers, seek to shatter evil and dispel the fog of distortion, like the sun rising from the horizon.”
“Truly amazing…” Byakuren thought for a moment, then opened her eyes. “Then, allow me to join you. As a member of the Day Breakers.”
“Eh?” Marisa wondered.
“I was an unknowing prisoner of distortion, still being affected by the loss of my brother, my choice to forsake my humanity to escape death, and all the ramifications of those events and actions in the centuries since. As one who swore to tread the hard path of freeing myself from temptation and helping others do the same, I simply cannot stand for these distortions to continue affecting anyone else, or for evil to continue being allowed to win. With Magdalina and all of you at my side, I swear I will strike down the darkness and lead lost souls into the sunrise of enlightenment.”
Reimu turned to me and asked, “can we… trust her? I mean, she might have a Persona and all, but she was still a fortress ruler, and…”
“I don’t see why we shouldn’t,” I said. “Anyone, regardless of whether they had a fortress or not, who accepts their shadow as part of themselves, has taken full control of their emotions and desires and has made a vow never to lose sight of them or repress them again. One of the Phantom Thieves’ own members once had a fortress, after all.”
“Besides, Byakuren’s a really, really powerful ally for us to have, inside and outside the Metaverse,” Nitori added. “And she’s offering to join us on her own.”
“I agree,” Youmu said. “We should allow her onto the team, It would allow her to show her gratitude to us, and she would be very beneficial for us to have.”
“I would like for her to join,” Mamiko said, “if only so that we can lead her back onto the path to Dharma, and so that I may grow by her as well.”
“I ain’t seein’ objections here, and she’s really strong, so let’s do it,” Marisa said.
I nodded and looked back at Reimu. “We’re all waiting on you now. Would you like for Byakuren to join us?”
Reimu looked conflicted at first. She looked at Byakuren, then at us, then Byakuren again, then us again, each time seeing the expectant looks in our eyes hoping she would say yes, and the look in Byakuren’s eyes saying the same.
Finally, she broke her silence and nodded. “Well, she did fight very well in there, and shattered her own distortion. If having a Persona, as Goro says, means that she’s free of her distortion and has really resolved to be a better person, then…” She turned to face Byakuren. “Per the word of the Hakurei Shrine Maiden, you may join the Day Breakers.”
“Excellent. I will not let you down.”
I stuck out my hand. “So then, we officially have a deal?”
“Yes we do,” Byakuren answered. “From now on, you have me and the full, unconditional support of the Myouren Temple. I trust we can find true enlightenment together?”
“I’m certain we shall,” I said. She took my hand, and we shook. “Welcome aboard.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Hanged Man Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
When I woke up, I could see I was in the Velvet Room. I pushed myself onto my feet, and faced Igor in front of me, and Lavenza and Rika on either side.
Lavenza bowed. “My master has summoned you here once more,” she said. “It would seem that not only have you brought down a second fortress, but have turned its ruler to your cause. A truly remarkable feat, as expected of a Trickster.”
“Indeed,” Igor added. “Byakuren Hijiri, a nun who had turned down a dark path because of her painful past, which instilled a fear of death into her heart. It was no surprise that her heart would fall into the abyss of distortion, and yet you helped to pull her out towards the light once more. She has made countless sacrifices for her acolytes, who owe her their lives and gratitude; now, as the one who helped break her distortion, you must also be the one who helps her and her followers find the path back to Dharma.”
Lavenza produced a set of Tarot cards, which brought up my list of deals once again. “Your newfound bond with Byakuren Hijiri appears to represent the Hanged Man card. A card of self-sacrifice, paradoxes and hanging between Heaven and Earth, those individuals with this arcanum often find themselves caught between worlds, between past and present. A Buddhist nun, who is such despite being a youkai, haunted by her past yet looking toward the future, and who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of her followers.”
Igor chuckled. “And now, a member of your growing circle of closest and most trusted friends and allies. I hope you realize the weight of such an action, and will take responsibility for helping guide her back onto the path which she wishes to be on.”
I nodded. “Absolutely.” I paused. “Although… during her awakening, the shadows around us turned into demons, and their distorted speech made references to her being a ‘prisoner’ before seemingly correcting themselves. I wonder, are these distortions natural, or...”
Lavenza shook her head. “There is still much we do not know about these ‘fortresses.’ As you have seen, while similar, they possess important differences from the palaces of Outside. These only came to our attention right as the God of Control took control of Mementos and merged it with reality. As well, we are still assisting our other guest, our other Trickster, with the strange distortion which once again threatens the world.”
“You have chosen to pursue the path of investigating and taking down fortresses, as well as ‘Ethos,’” Igor said. “I am certain you will find the answer as you ascend Ethos and uncover more fortresses. Of course, our services will always be available to aid in your journey.”
“Speakin’ of services,” Rika said, “you’ve come here a couple times but never did anything with that Ame-no-Uzume with Dodge Fire. I happen to know you can fuse that thing into a Yuki-Onna. So, let’s go do it!”
I smiled. “Well, alright.”
…
“I’m a Yuki-Onna. Allow me to become your mask, and let us waltz in the cold night together…”
Rika clapped her hands together. “Excellent. Another fusion crossed off the list. And, I got a reward for ‘ya as well.” She clicked a remote, which caused another device to be dispensed from her tank. “This thing lets you fuse Personas with either blank cards or certain mutable artifacts to create items. In other words, you can imbue that Persona’s essence into them to create super-strong equipment, or make cards so ‘ya don’t gotta hassle with complicated fusion.” She booted the machine up. “Let’s try it now: try taking out a card.”
“Alright.” I reached into my pocket and grabbed… the amulet that Reimu had given me for the drinking date that I never used. “No, that’s not it. Let’s try-”
Then, all of a sudden, the amulet glowed, then inserted itself into Rika’s machine in the Persona slot.
“...huh, that’s a pretty assertive amulet,” Rika noted. She shrugged. “‘Ya know, let’s try an experiment. Put a card in the machine, then let’s see what happens.”
“Okay…” I reached into my pocket again, got a blank card, and inserted it into the machine. Once the components were in the machine, it whirred, hummed and shook, before producing something from its outlet port: a skill card.
I took the skill card between my two fingers. I was amazed at what I had. “Fascinating…”
Rika came over to look. “Yup, that’s a… yup. Well, that wasn’t quite what I was expecting, but it looks like that amulet, which I assume Reimu gave ‘ya, fused with the blank card to make a Makougaon skill card.” She looked at her clock. “Well, look’s like the night’s windin’ down. Next time you come here, we’ll test out the rig properly.” She took her list of requests and pointed to the next one. “This next one’ll be kinda hard, since you’ll need to either chain fusions or make a skill card to do it. I want a Nue with Dekaja. Bring it to me, and I’ll give ‘ya your next reward.”
“I’ll be looking forward to it,” I said, as the bell rang and the room faded to black.
Chapter 32: The First Spell Card
Chapter Text
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“Good morning, Goro-kun.” Keine stood at the door and smiled.
“Good morning,” I said back. “How are you doing today?”
“I’m fine,” she said. “Although, the question should be, how have you been doing?”
“I’m doing quite well, thank you.”
“That’s good.” She looked behind her. “If you don’t mind, I’d like to take you to my favorite teahouse. There are some things I would like to talk to you about, and see how you are doing so far here in Gensokyo.”
“That would be wonderful.” I bowed. “Thank you very much, Keine.”
The teahouse was moderately busy, but not too crowded. Most of the people here were simply seeking refuge from the snow blowing around outside. Me and Keine found a secluded seat away from the door, so that we could quietly visit.
“So,” Keine started, “you’ve been here for just over a month. How would you say you feel so far? Are you coming to appreciate Gensokyo?”
“Yes,” I nodded. “I would certainly say it’s a wonderful place, very different from Tokyo.”
Keine smiled. “I’m glad you think so. Not every Outsider shares your opinion.” She took a sip. “And I must say, you certainly have your way with women. Reimu, Marisa, Youmu… Reimu even tells me you’ve managed to find a friend in Nitori, a reclusive kappa.” She looked up at me. “I have also been told you took Reisen with you, and went with some of Byakuren’s acolytes, to go drinking in the Underground.”
My eyes widened. “How do you know that??”
“Oh, that girl Reimu tells me a lot of things; she comes down to the Temple School quite frequently.” She looked at me sternly. “I will caution you not to overstep your bounds. This is Gensokyo, a land full of youkai who wouldn’t pass up the chance to jump on an Outsider such as you. Even if you learn Spell Cards, there are many dangerous places, as I have told you about.” She took another sip of tea. “Still, going to the Underground, befriending the Shrine Maiden and several youkai, and learning how to fly, all in your first month. You’re a very special person, Goro. I would not want to see it go to waste.”
“Of course not,” I said, shaking my head. “Reimu already thinks I would make a great third incident resolver.”
Keine chuckled. “Well, hopefully she’s right. Stubborn and lazy as she is, she has great intuition, and knows talent when she sees it. Perhaps only so that she can sleep in more.” Both of us laughed. “In all seriousness, it sounds like you’re doing very well. Just remember: if you ever need anything, come visit anytime. Certainly, the kids would love to meet you again.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I nodded. “Thank you for the tea, by the way. This is a very nice place. I might have to bring someone here sometime.”
Keine smiled again. “Don’t mention it.”
When I left the teahouse, I felt something go off: the messaging devices Nitori had given all of us. I took it out and looked at the screen:
seeingstars: Testing to make sure this thing works. Can anyone see this?
turtlepower: Is that you, Starburst?
seeingstars: Yeah, but this ain’t the Metaverse, we don’t have to use codenames, do we?
aburaage: I thought Crow insisted we do just in case someone intercepts these.
seeingstars: Wait, who are you?
aburaage: I’m Seraph.
seeingstars: The hell’s with that name?
aburaage: Look, I was hungry when I came up with it, and I can’t change it.
turtlepower: Yeah, sorry about that. I’ll look into it.
turbogranny: These are quite interesting devices, just like those fones Sanae shows me.
seeingstars: I think it’s “Phones.” And hi there, uh…
turbogranny: What is it?
pancakeman: We haven’t come up with a codename for you, yet.
aburaage: Who are you just now?
pancakeman: It’s Crow. I like delicious pancakes.
turtlepower: Wow, you two are hopeless.
seeingstars: Anyway, we can deal with that later. Right now, I got some hot info for all y’all.
pancakeman: Alright, shoot.
seeingstars: So, last night, outta boredom I plugged some names into the key. Then, this morning when I went into town for tea I eavesdropped on some conversations and added a couple names to the list. I’ve got three Ethos matches in total.
aburaage: What are they?
seeingstars: The first one’s a guy running a blackmail operation. He has this camera, takes pictures of couples in “the act,” then threatens to sell them unless they pay the ransom. His name is Hayate Uchishiba.
ghostmochi: Disgusting. This is Fury, by the way.
seeingstars: Number two is a bully at the Temple School. His name is Masashito Takanashi.
pancakeman: Okay. And the third?
seeingstars: Well, the third one kinda surprised me: Kosuzu Mootori.
aburaage: Wait, Kosu-chan???
pancakeman: That’s the girl in the shop across the street from where I live, is she not?
seeingstars: Yup, that’s her. Surprised me because she seemed alright after we resolved the Youma Book incident and told her everything going on in Gensokyo. Maybe she still harbors some resentment about being lied to or something? I dunno.
pancakeman: Regardless, if her name registers on the key, that must mean she holds distorted desires, otherwise her shadow wouldn’t appear in Ethos at all.
aburaage: I can’t let a friend be corrupted like that, not after what happened. I say we should go for it.
pancakeman: Hold on, Seraph. We need a unanimous agreement before we go in, and Bull is not present.
turbogranny: A unanimous agreement?
ghostmochi: That’s right. We don’t start a mission unless every member of the team agrees.
turbogranny: I see. Very admirable.
seeingstars: By the way, where is Bull?
godlygeneral: I’m here. I’ve been here the whole time.
pancakeman: Hello, Bull.
seeingstars: Why didn’t you speak up??
godlygeneral: Apologies. My master is scribing for me while I speak. She’s been reading this conversation to me. In any case, I do not object.
pancakeman: Okay, that’s two.
seeingstars: Let’s go change some hearts and pocket some treasure.
aburaage: It’s always about money and treasure with you, isn’t it?
seeingstars: Pot hello kettle.
ghostmochi: Then, I say we go to Ethos as well.
turtlepower: Let’s do it.
turbogranny: I will say yes as well. I would like to gain experience for future “fortresses” and see how you all work together.
pancakeman: No objections? What’s the earliest everyone can come out?
aburaage: I have blessings and visits to the Temple School scheduled today through Tuesday. Wednesday’s the earliest I can do.
turbogranny: I have time on Wednesday after our morning prayer session as well.
pancakeman: Alright then, it sounds like Wednesday is our day. Meet on the shore of the Misty Lake in the afternoon.
turtlepower: I’ll work on our gear for us.
seeingstars: And I’ll formulate some medicine for all of us. I think one of my black lotuses is about to bloom.
pancakeman: Alright, sounds good. See you all then.
I put the device away. I decided to head back to the shop and get some more hours in, when I felt it go off one more time. I checked it. It was a private message from Youmu.
ghostmochi: Are you free to come to the portal? Master wants to speak with you.
pancakeman: Certainly. I’ll come right over.
When I arrived at Hakugyoukoro, it didn’t surprise me that both Yuyuko and Doremy were both there, at the table with lunch already laid out.
“Welcome back,” Yuyuko smiled. “It’s been a little while, hasn’t it?”
“My apologies, I got stuck in traffic,” I said.
“Have you been taking good care of Youmu-chan?”
“Yes, in fact. She’s holding her own quite well in the Metaverse, and we have recently managed another great achievement: we have taken down the fortress of Byakuren Hijiri, she awakened a Persona, and joined the team.”
“Hohoho,” Doremy chuckled. “The fortress of the great youkai priestess Hijiri. You’re doing quite well, having taken down your second fortress. I’m sure you’ll find her to be a powerful ally.”
I sat down at the table. There was an assortment of fruit and vegetable skewers, fried tofu, and various meats, perfect for sampling, along with freshly-brewed, piping hot tea. I took my seat, and we all passed around food and dished up.
“So,” I began, “I understand you summoned me here for a purpose?”
“Indeed,” Doremy said. “It has been a while since our last meeting, and much has transpired since then. We have uncovered more details about the Outside incident, and have important matters to go over with you. This matter also concerns Youmu and the rest of your team.”
“Oh?” Youmu wondered.
“Yes.” Yuyuko took a bite and a sip. “More scouts have returned from Outside, and Doremy has analyzed more dreams. We believe we now fully understand what is going on.” She looked down. “And it is not very good.”
“How so?” I asked.
“I’ll start with the short version,” Doremy said. “Somehow, a man Outside has taken control of Mementos, is in the process of merging it with the physical realm, and is manipulating the collective consciousness of all of mankind to create a ‘perfect world’ where there is no pain or strife.”
I spat out my tea. “Wha-” I took a moment to regain my composure. “So… it IS Metaverse-related after all. I figured as much, after what Jose said. But… merging Mementos with the real world… how is that even…”
“Here’s the longer version,” Doremy continued. “As you probably know, Mementos is the place where the distorted desires of the masses gather. However, it… did not always exist. Long ago, as the world modernized and the people grew complacent and dulled to its harsh realities, as nature was ravaged and corrupt men threatened each other’s nations with war, a being was born from the mass’s collective desire to be freed from making decisions, from having to think for themselves. In others, freedom from freedom.”
“That sounds about right,” I said, dourly. “They’ll take security over freedom, but deserve neither.”
“Right. Now, this being. It wasn’t very powerful… at first. But because it was formed within a deep, isolated part of the cognitive realm, it went unnoticed for far too long. Soon, it grew, fed by the desires of the masses, and formed a massive prison around itself. This Prison of Regression was the core of the twisted, congealed mess of halls you know as ‘Mementos,’ and it was here that it imprisoned the shadows of everyone in the world… everyone who wanted to be imprisoned, that is. Because there were naturally a few ‘rebels,’ those who took matters into their own hands and attempted to exert their own control over the populace without actually fixing any problems; these were all of the palace owners.”
I shot up. “Wait… so, you mean…”
“Yes,” Doremy nodded. “The Phantom Thieves destroying all of those palaces played right into its hands. The being in the center of Mementos eventually blossomed into its mature state, the Holy Grail. And this Grail was, in turn, merely the ‘resting’ form of an even stronger being: the God of Control, Yaldabaoth.” She took a moment to think. I realized that she wanted to say more, but also realized Youmu was present, and knew I was still keen on keeping my past a secret. Eventually, she continued with the same lie I told everyone else.
“After you fell in Shido’s Palace, the Phantom Thieves did, indeed, change the heart of Masayoshi Shido and made him confess his crimes. However, immediately after this, they realized something was wrong, as the people of Tokyo still clamored for him, and Antisocial Force cleaners were busy at work covering everything up. Concerned, they traveled to the center of Mementos, discovered the Prison of Regression, and faced off against Yaldabaoth. After a long, tough battle, they eventually managed to best him in combat, destroy him, and return the desires to the masses.”
I looked down and thought. “A ‘God of Control’... I remember Jose talking about it.” I looked up. “If you were aware of it, why did you do nothing?”
Doremy shrugged. “I manage the Dream World, not the Cognitive World. The two are similar in many ways and intertwine, but are not the same thing. And as I said, Yaldabaoth flew under the radar for some time. Even if I could have confronted him, by the time he was noticeable he would have easily killed me…” As she said those words, I could pick up a hint of regret and anger which she had not expressed before. “But, I saw the Phantom Thieves, and realized they could destroy him. So I watched them. After they destroyed him and took the treasure of the masses, I thought that would be the end of it. However, almost immediately, the Dream World started receiving massive disruptions. Dream selves were not behaving in their normal ways, they began having dreams which completely contradicted reality, and dreamscapes were being wholesale ripped apart and rearranged.” She sipped her tea. “And then… just when I did not think it could get stranger, those two had their dream selves whisked away entirely.”
“Do you mean Reimu and Marisa?” I asked. “Both recently told me about a strange dream they both had…”
“That was no dream,” Doremy said, shaking her head. “Something drained their vitality in reality to put them to sleep. You may have noticed their energy waning on the day of the 9th. Then, once they were asleep, both of their dream selves were ripped away from the Dream World and thrust into the Metaverse. Which should be more or less impossible.”
“What is a ‘dream self?’” I asked.
“A dream self is a projection of your real self which is created whenever you fall asleep,” Doremy explained. “Your consciousness manifests within the Dream World, and creates a dream body around it. These dream bodies surround themselves with pink bubbles, wherein they interact with dreamscapes shaped by their own experiences, and in some cases that of others.”
“So, they are similar to shadow selves,” I said.
“...not quite. Dream selves are fleeting manifestations of every aspect of your consciousness, and only last for one dream. Shadow selves, on the other hand, are permanent fixtures existing in the separate Metaverse, or collective unconscious, representing the thoughts, feelings and desires one suppresses. As you are not entirely lucid within a dream, however, some of those thoughts can make themselves known and shape the dreams your mind creates.” She took a bite. “Now then, Reimu and Marisa. On that night, their dream bodies were created, then immediately taken away and tossed into the Metaverse, specifically one particular location, whose nature I ascertained by analyzing their dream souls afterwards.”
“Where did they end up?” I asked.
“A palace, just like the ones the Phantom Thieves took down,” Doremy answered. “As it was a Metaverse location, and they had awakened to their Personas, their dream selves, acting as corporeal bodies, manifested their Metaverse attire and could use their Personas like normal. They were also completely lucid, unlike what is usual. After a short while, they encountered both the Phantom Thieves, and the palace’s owner: one Takuto Maruki.”
My eyes widened. “Maruki…”
“...did you know him?” Youmu asked.
“Yes,” I said. “He was a counselor for a short time at Shujin Academy. I knew him personally and we were both good friends of Sumire Yoshizawa, a girl who had lost her sister to a car accident. To think he had a palace…”
“Not just any palace, though,” Doremy said. “He can control Mementos from there, influence the cognition of the masses to create his vision of a paradise.”
“Why would he do such a thing, though?” I wondered. “Palaces and Fortresses are usually born from some form of trauma in a person’s life…”
Doremy shook her head. “Regardless, the two cornered him while he was in the process of forcing his ‘salvation’ upon Sumire Yoshizawa, a suicidally depressed girl whose sister was killed trying to stop her from running out onto the street and getting hit by a car. Unable to bear the weight of this event, it seems Maruki somehow influenced her cognition to make her think she was, in fact, her deceased sister. Meaning he has had this power for much longer than this current incident.”
I sighed. “So that’s it. I always suspected something was amiss with Sumire. But a cognitive filter caused her to think she was another person…”
“Losing someone so dear to her, especially if it could be thought of as being her fault, is a very hard thing to have to live with,” Youmu remarked. “But… she accomplishes nothing that could save her soul by having a spell like that be placed on her. And the fact that this ‘Dr. Maruki’ can do such a thing in the first place…”
“Indeed, it is quite alarming,” Doremy said. “Through their combined strength, Reimu, Marisa and the Phantom Thieves forced Maruki to the ground. Reimu was just about to kill him, before Marisa intervened. I suppose Marisa believed, despite all that Maruki had done, that he could be salvaged. Reimu disagreed. The two almost fought, before they were pulled away from the Metaverse and back to their waking selves.”
We all took a moment to digest everything Doremy had dumped on us.
“Honestly,” Yuyuko said. “I could never have imagined an incident of this type was even possible, much less having gone on for at least the past few years.” She took a sip of tea. “Human cognition is a terrifying force to behold, able to give birth to powerful monstrosities such as ‘Yaldabaoth’ and being able to shape and manipulate the physical world. But, I suppose human cognition not only enables youkai and gods to exist, but can rescind their existence just as readily…”
“And now this force threatens our very way of life,” Youmu said. “Yuyuko-sama, Doremy-sama, what is being done about this?”
“Again, I have been watching the Phantom Thieves,” Doremy said. “It would seem they are on the cusp of dealing with this incident themselves, but I have also observed worrying signs of them wavering on their commitment as well, given the nature of this ‘dream world’ and the wishes it could grant them, the pain it could take away. So, our plan is this: if, by February 2nd, this coming Thursday, they don’t show full commitment to taking down Maruki’s palace, your group will be deployed to deal with it instead. Kasen will be responsible for facilitating this, although she does not know that you all will be doing so; she has only been told that we have ‘powerful fighters’ who are fully qualified to take care of the incident.”
“And,” Yuyuko added, “even if you all are not needed for that incident, you all are delving into another, separate incident with ominous implications for Gensokyo as a whole.”
“Indeed,” said Doremy. “Given that Reimu almost killed Maruki, I believe another force was responsible for her and Marisa going to his palace, one which wanted Maruki dead for some reason. Whether or not this force is related to the Fortresses you all have been taking down is unknown, but we can’t discount the possibility. Therefore…”
Yuyuko got up and did a curtsey. “Allow us to be your ‘mission control’ of sorts. Given my vast experience with Gensokyo’s politics, I’m connected to very nearly every person of importance in both the living and astral realms, and can arrange for anything you might need.”
“And I am the master of the Dream World,” Doremy added. “Together, we can provide you with all the intelligence you might possibly need.”
I bowed. “Thank you. In return for your assistance, I swear to you that I, Youmu, all of us will get to the bottom of this.”
“Splendid,” Yuyuko smiled. “Then, on the 2nd, you will learn through Youmu whether or not your team will be required to deal with Takuto Maruki. Be sure to make any necessary preparations before then, because once you step Outside, none of us will be able to assist you.”
“I understand,” I nodded.
“Good. I have high expectations of you, after all,” she said.
1/30
Taking to heart Yuyuko and Doremy’s recommendations, I made my way over to Eientei to collect more medicine for the epic showdown we may or may not be headed towards. If nothing else, having extra supplies ahead of an Ethos excursion was not at all a bad idea. By now, I had a good enough idea of where it was that I could quickly fly there by myself.
I approached the front door, where, as always, Seiran and Ringo stood guard. “Good morning,” I said.
“Ah, Akechi-san,” said Seiran. “I trust you have business again today?”
“I do. I am here to collect more medicine.”
Ringo shook her head. “Unfortunately, Eirin-sama is out today visiting the Scarlet Devil Mansion. She won’t be back before nightfall. However, Reisen and the princess are here if you would prefer to see them.”
“Actually, I was looking for Reisen specifically,” I answered.
Seiran nodded. “I see. In that case, I will let them know that you are here. Follow me.”
Seiran led me in through the main door and down the expansive labyrinth of hallways making up the mansion’s interior. I wondered to myself how this many hallways could fit inside, since the main hall in particular seemed to be longer than the manion’s exterior dimensions could accommodate. As always, each of those halls were lined with rabbits, some of which were animals and the others of which were bunny girls, and all of them gazed upon me with unnerving, ruby-red eyes.
Soon, we came to a door with an intricate, beautifully-painted mural sprawled across its two halves, and whose frame and handles were trimmed with gold. Seiran asked me to stand back, before ringing a bell hung up next to it. “Princess?”
“Yes, Seiran?”
“I have Akechi-san with me. May he come in?”
“Certainly.”
Seiran nodded, then opened the door for me. “I must return to my post, now. Please show your best behavior and manners around the Princess.”
...and exactly how was I expected to do that when the “Princess” in question was on her side, eating snacks while scraps and clothes were strewn all across the floor, in front of a TV showing Snow White with Japanese subtitles?
“Good afternoon, Kaguya-hime,” I said.
“I told you you don’t have to call me that,” she said with her mouth full. “I haven’t been a princess in literally forever, after all.”
I shut the door and sat down. “Certainly one gifted with unmatched beauty such as yourself should act the part. Eyes red as a rose, hair black as a raven’s feathers and skin white as snow…”
“Oh, so just like this chick on the box here?” she said. “Except I think it’s her lips that are red. I don’t know, I’ve never bothered with makeup, since as far as I’m concerned I don’t need it, nor does anyone else need it. If you use makeup, you’re just hiding who you really are and are pretending to be someone else.”
“That’s a rather nuanced opinion,” I replied, “but it’s no excuse for being a slob. How do the others put up with such behavior from you?”
Kaguya hit the pause button and got up to face me. “Well, I suppose I’m not going to be able to watch my movie while you’re here. Why don’t we head over to the tea room and continue this conversation?”
“That sounds lovely,” I said dryly.
The mansion’s tea room was uniquely set in the middle of a greenhouse, whose dome was covered in a thick layer of snow, contrasting with the palm trees, ferns, spider lilies and aquarium filled with exotic tropical fish and coral. The air was humid and clammy, and colorful butterflies fluttered through the air and between the leaves.
“Do you like our butterfly garden?” Kaguya asked. “Eirin created it with Lunar technology, and I keep everything beautiful and pristine with my power.”
“What is your power?” I asked.
“I can manipulate eternity and spontaneous moments,” she said. “I can freeze the time of an object, speed it up, and perform actions too fast for anyone to see. It’s how I hid this mansion for the longest time.”
“Fascinating,” I nodded. “You must be extremely powerful, then.”
“Perhaps, but Eirin is even more so,” Kagyua said. “She just doesn’t show most of it out of respect for me.”
“Is that so…”
We sat down around the table, set atop a tatami protecting it from the moist stone floor. Soon after, Reisen came into the garden with a platter holding a tea kettle and cups, followed by a large, black bunny, Boss-kun.
“Hello, Goro,” Reisen smiled.
“Hello, Reisen,” I said.
“Ohoho, are you two already that close?” Kaguya giggled. “Remember how you two went out drinking that night?”
“Again, only as friends, and we went with others,” I clarified.
“I know that.” Reisen poured Kaguya a cup. “In all seriousness, I want to thank you for taking care of her that night. I was very concerned when she said she was going drinking in the Underground.”
“Do you care very much about her?” I asked.
“Well, she is my favorite inaba,” she said. “We often sleep together.”
“Kaguya-sama!” Reisen complained while blushing. “Please don’t say such things to a guy! It’s embarrassing!”
I looked over to Boss-kun. “Seems you’ve brought a friend.”
“He thinks I’m going to give him treats,” Reisen said. She looked down at him. “Look, I already fed you for today, so you’re not getting anything else.”
…
*Thump*
Reisen pouted. “I said no! You’re being a bad boy! Go over and sit with Goro or something!”
…
*Thump*
Kaguya chuckled. “Someone’s a bit needy today, it seems.”
“Is he?” I asked. “I don’t know much about rabbit behavior…”
“They do that when they’re being fussy,” Reisen explained. “I don’t let them have it, though. Here.” She picked him up and plopped him right on my lap. “Spend some quality time with Goro-kun.”
Once again, I petted him, and he seemed to melt into my lap and completely relax, closing his eyes and twitching his nose. He was warm, fluffy and heavy, which was made more bothersome by the humid greenhouse in which we sat. Still, I settled in, sipped some tea, and visited them for a while. For the most part, we just engaged in small talk. I still found it hard to believe, being seated here with the legendary Kaguya-hime, seeing her for who she really was (and how she was perfectly fine with that) and just getting to know her as a person. Reisen herself was an interesting person: a ‘moon rabbit’ who came down here long after Eirin and Kaguya did and served them dutifully.
“So, what brought you to come down here in the first place?” I asked.
“Well, I, uh…” Reisen paused for a moment. “I just didn't like it up there, I guess?”
I could tell from her voice that I hit a sore spot, and the reason for her coming down here was a sensitive topic, and she wouldn’t answer me directly. So instead I decided to see if I could get an answer indirectly and try to figure it out myself. “Tell me, what is the Lunar Capital like?”
“The Lunar Capital,” Kaguya said. “It’s been such a long time since I’ve lived there, so most of what I know about it these days comes from Reisen.”
“Well, I mean, it’s the capital of the True Moon,” Reisen explained. “It’s a shining place, on the shore of the expansive seas covering the Moon, glowing with lights and whose skyscrapers glint in the light of the Sun and the Earth. A sprawling metropolis of more than twenty-five million Lunarians and rabbits, it has technology far ahead of anything humans have come up with, along with huge stores of magic. Up there, they live completely divorced from the concept of life, and therefore death. It was founded by Lord Tsukiyomi, along with several humans who wished to leave Earth’s ‘impurity,’ and soon became godlike themselves.”
“Lord Tsukiyomi… would that be the same Tsukiyomi, the Shinto moon god, who was born from Izanagi’s right eye when he cleansed himself following his visit to Yomi?” I asked.
“The one and only,” Reisen nodded. “He’s an enigmatic and somewhat reclusive figure who I’ve only seen once, but he is incredibly powerful. He and the other founding Lunarians pooled their sheer divine and magical power to create the barrier which hides the Lunar Capital from the Earth. The Moon, as it was before, is what we see in the sky. Its light is the source of power for all youkai, who all become stronger on the night of the full Moon; other creatures around the world become stronger under the Moon as well, and it can induce insanity in humans and animals. Although, seven years ago, something happened that caused its power to be somewhat subdued, and it seems to no longer have any effect on the humans of Gensokyo at all.”
Seven years ago… if my conversations with former members of the Kijiro Group and Strega served, it had been seven years to the day since the Shadow Operatives, before they were known by that name, prevented the Fall, which had something to do with the Moon, and lost one of their members in order to “seal” it. Perhaps Reisen was describing that event?
“I see… it sounds like the Lunar Capital would be an interesting place to visit, to say the least,” I said.
“Well, good luck getting there,” Reisen said. “It’s protected by a powerful barrier that separates fantasy and reality - actually, the Hakurei Border is based on it. On full moon nights, the barrier is at its weakest, and one can use a path which crosses through the Dream World, known as the Kaian Passageway, to reach the edge of the seas on the Moon, which then must be crossed in a particular order to reach the Capital. And then they’d probably shoot you on sight, on account of being an ‘impure’ Earth mortal, assuming you successfully made the journey.”
“‘Impure?’” I asked.
“Yes. As I said, Lunarians live separate from the cycle of life and death, and cannot be considered either alive or dead. If a living thing goes up there, they would bring their life energy with them - and wherever life goes, death and decay follow closely, and they’ll stop at nothing to keep that from contaminating their home. Two years ago, a spirit led an invasion of the moon with legions of fairies jacked up with life energy, causing the Capital to become a frozen wasteland and the citizens to have to evacuate; I assisted Reimu, Marisa and Sanae with quelling that incident, since their plan was to invade Gensokyo in a bid to set up a new home. I faced the spirit, who explained that she specifically smoked out the Capital in order to get to Chang’e so she could kill her.”
“Chang’e,” I said. “So, she really does exist. Although, if I’m sitting here with Princess Kaguya, I suppose I should have suspected that already.”
“Yes,” Reisen nodded. “She’s the master of the Moon Rabbits. She consumed a prototype of the Hourai Elixir, which made her immortal and therefore subject to the cycle of life and death again, so she was imprisoned. Us Moon Rabbits pound mochi in an attempt to atone for her sins. And…” She looked away from me. “...sorry, it’s just… hard to talk about this with strangers.”
“No, I understand,” I said. “I can tell the circumstances under which you left the Moon weren’t at all happy.”
“How could you tell?” Reisen asked.
“Never doubt a detective’s intuition,” I said. “But, if it’s a hard subject for you, I won’t press it further.”
Reisen smiled. “Thanks. At least you understand; there are others who weren’t as polite or respectful.” She sipped her tea. “I will say I used to be a soldier. I’m sure you can piece together why I left the Moon just based on that.”
A soldier… while I couldn’t fully sympathize, I was still made to go out and kill people by corrupt, armchair officials. Perhaps the only reason I didn’t have PTSD was because of how deranged I was most of the time on the job, gleefully slaughtering hapless foes left and right.
“I...see.” I looked down at Boss-kun, who had melted into my lap without a care in the world, and patted him lightly. At least he would most likely never know his master’s tumultuous background, whatever it entailed. “Well, if there’s anything you need, know that you can rely on me, just as I rely on you and your medicines.”
“Thank you,” Reisen bowed.
Kaguya giggled. “I’m glad you two seem to get along well. I think you two are good fits for each other, I’d only want the best for Reisen-chan.”
Reisen blushed, and her ears stood up. “K-kaguya-sama!” Once again, I groaned.
As I was getting ready to leave and Reisen showed me to the door, Marisa came in with a bag of mushrooms and herbs. “Oh hey there,” she waved, “your master wouldn’t happen to-”
All of a sudden, Boss-kun came up from behind us, bounding quickly toward Marisa while making some sort of nasally honking noise.
“Whoa!” I exclaimed as he ran right between my legs. “Where did he come from?! And… what kind of noise is that??”
“It just means he’s happy,” Reisen smiled.
Marisa crouched down to his level and patted him. “Hey, buddy,” she grinned. “Good to see ‘ya!” She reached into her bag and pulled out a piece of straw. “I got your favorite snack right here!” Boss-kun took it into his mouth and nibbled hungrily.
“Not a carrot?” I asked.
“That’s actually a common misconception,” Reisen said. “Carrots are too sweet for rabbits and are not good for them.”
“Carrots? Sweet?” I wondered.
“Humans eat more sugar than most other animals,” Reisen explained. “It’s why you get cavities so much, not that us youkai rabbits are any better, or any youkai for that matter.” She looked at Marisa. “But he’s really taken a liking to Marisa, probably because she always brings tasty snacks for him.”
“‘Ey, I can’t help it,” Marisa said. “He’s your only rabbit that’s actually cute and friendly, not like the others with their creepy red eyes, and they all tend to be buttholes. Prolly because Tewi leads all of them.” Boss-kun finished up his snack, and Marisa petted him some more. “Gotta say, Reisen, you’re a hell of a pet parent. I could see ‘ya bein’ a mom.”
“Er… thanks,” Reisen blushed.
The door opened again. “I’m home,” said Eirin, a little exhausted. “Sorry I’m late. It took some time for me to be able to go speak to Patchouli, and then she didn’t want to talk much.” She sighed. “I know she’s a bit of a recluse, but she somehow seemed even worse than normal…”
“Well, that’s Patche for ‘ya,” Marisa said. “Won’t go outside to get fresh air even if the whole damn library was on fire. I’ve tried coaxing her outside for a Spell Card Duel using her books as bait; it only sometimes works.” She handed Eirin her goods. “I got some good ones recently, I think you’ll like ‘em.”
“Thank you,” Eirin said, taking the goods. I took a closer look at them, and realized some of the herbs were ones dropped by shadows in the Metaverse. Eirin inspected them, then said, “intriguing… even I’ve never seen some of these herbs before. They certainly look potent, where did you get them?”
“Sorry, trade secret,” Marisa grinned. “I am growing them in my lab, though, to see if I can isolate their active ingredients.”
“Hah… well, fair enough,” Eirin sighed. “I’ll give you extra next time if I find a good use for these.”
“Deal,” Marisa said.
“I’ll go get started on dinner,” Reisen said, walking towards the back.
“Oh? Why did you not start it already?” Eirin asked playfully.
“I was just waiting for you to return so that it was hot and fresh for you,” Reisen responded.
“Well, certainly it wasn’t because you were speaking with this fine gentleman over here?”
“EEP! NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT!!!” Reisen rushed to the back. “I’ll start dinner right now!”
Eirin turned around to us next. “How about you two?”
“Sorry, I got stuff to work on,” Marisa said. “And I already had a pot goin’ before I left.”
I looked outside. “Dinner does sound great, but it is starting to get dark out.”
Eirin smiled. “Well, alright. Just remember to come back soon so we can do more trials.”
“I won’t forget,” I promised. “See you later.”
“See you later, Goro,” Eirin waved as I flew off, above the tree canopy and towards the village.
1/31
*knock knock*
It was late morning when I heard the door knocking. Strange, I thought. This was a store, customers were free to come in as they wanted. Either way, I went to answer it, and saw Reimu standing out in the snow, her head and neck wrapped in a yellow scarf.
“Morning,” she grunted.
“Good morning,” I smiled. “You don’t have to knock, you can just come in.”
“I wanted to get you quickly so that we could head back to the shrine and practice Spell Cards. It’s been a while because of investigating Byakuren and everything.”
“Oh, alright,” I said. “I’ll go let Masato know, then I’ll be right out.”
“Excellent. Just hurry up, it’s freezing out here.”
We flew up to the Shrine, where I saw Suika over by the main building cooking something. “It smells delicious,” I said.
“Well, Reimu told me you’d be comin’ to do spell practice, so I thought I’d make y’all lunch,” she replied. “Fried pork, wrestled a boar to the ground and gutted it myself.”
I shivered a bit, then looked at the two ladies’ exposed armpits, which made me shiver some more. “Aren’t you two cold, wearing sleeveless shirts in this weather?”
“I get hot if I wear sleeves on the job,” Reimu said. “Sweaty, too.”
“And I’m an Oni, I don’t get cold,” Suika smirked. “And besides, what’s a guy like you doin’ starin’ at girls’ armpits? Hopin’ to catch sideboob or somethin’, dirty boy?”
“Er-”
...fuck, I totally walked right into that one.
Instead of jumping straight into sparring, Reimu took me inside the shamusho, where she presented me with a set of blank cards, like the type we found in the Metaverse.
“We’re going to start today by going over Spell Cards,” Reimu explained, “since I think it’s time you started making your own. You can’t participate in ‘capture’ duels without them, anyway.”
“Fair enough,” I said.
Reimu laid out some cards for me, and pushed over a pot of ink. “Now, then, I’m sure you’ve seen examples of spell cards by this point. They are not just powerful attacks: as I’ve said before, each one has a story and symbolism behind it. Sometimes, they represent something of personal significance to the user, such as their past, their family, or an event in their life. Sometimes they are special attacks and moves they already possess, rendered in ‘danmaku’ form. The point is, they have substance, and are just as alive as their users. One could even say they are reflections of your soul and personality.” She took a brush of her own, as well as a card. “Now, a physical card only has to be made once; you can create magical ‘clones’ of that card by focusing energy into it. When naming a card - and they must all have names - usually the standard convention is ‘X Sign - suchandsuch.’ For example, ‘Spirit Sign - Fantasy Seal.’ Some people name their cards a little differently than this, but that’s the general rule.”
I looked at the blank card, with the brush in my hand. “This all sounds very complex.”
“Well, it gets much simpler once you jump right into it.” She crossed her arms and sat back. “Now, then. You’re making your first card. I want you to consider, what makes you, you? What is your ‘personal brand’ which sets you apart from others?”
My “personal brand” as she put it… I thought about it carefully. Certainly, there was my resentful, violent past, but not only did I want no one to know about that, I actively wanted to move on from it, and redefine myself. I thought about my current self, a gun-slinging, knife-twirling rogue in the Metaverse, wielding the power of Persona and enacting justice in the shadows…
Before I knew it, my hand started moving by itself, putting down the character for the number 0, a caricature of a man with a dog, and ‘Le Mat’ written at the bottom. The ink dried quickly. I took it between my fingers, closed my eyes, and focused in on it. I could feel the card brimming with power as I did so. I definitely felt a certain energy coming from it, my first spell card.
“May I see it?” Reimu asked.
“Certainly.” I handed Reimu the card, and she looked over it briefly.
“I see… something like a Tarot card, like how your Personas are classified.” She looked up at me. “Well, I suppose your ‘power’ is leading people into the Metaverse and fighting using different Personas. Would you like to step outside and demonstrate it?”
“Yes, let’s,” I nodded.
Outside, we wasted no time lifting off into the air and shooting lasers at each other. I slung my pistol around, while her Yin-Yang Orb provided backup fire while she fired streams of needles. Even though I was still a rookie and she was the Spell Card system’s creator, she was still adamant about keeping the pressure up, even while it was clear she was still holding back. After a few minutes, she stopped firing, and took out a spell card. “Now, here. I’m going to declare a spell card, and I want you to counter it with your own.”
“Er, alright,” I said.
“Good. Now then,” she flicked a card, then cast out her gohei. “Spirit Sign: Fantasy Seal!” Almost instantly, her needles and orb-like lasers halted, and were replaced with volleys of sealing amulets, heading right toward me. With no time to hesitate, I pulled and declared my own card, my very first one.
“Fool Sign: Secret Agent!”
I felt power brimming from behind me, a shimmering blue, flaming aura which repelled the amulets. Gray lights then encircled me, like the inside of a gun barrel, before a blood-red laser fired out and struck Reimu directly. Once the lights cleared, I saw her on the ground, kneeling and her gohei on the ground in front of her.
I lowered down to her level, and walked up to her. “So then… How did I do?” I smirked.
Reimu looked up at me, with a look of shock in her eyes. “You…”
“...hm?”
She got up and pointed at me. “You didn’t notice? When you activated that card, Bond appeared behind you for a second! I couldn’t believe it, I didn’t think you could use Personas in real life! That’s why I didn’t dodge! I could hardly believe what I was seeing!”
I… summoned my Persona in real life? ...I shook my head. That was impossible. Still, though, that card I created was essentially a Tarot card, a Fool card at that, and using it summoned the Fool Persona Bond…
“Perhaps that’s my special power,” I suggested. “Since I can use many different Personas in the Metaverse.”
Reimu chuckled. “Heh. Well, I guess you have a point. You’re the one who led us all into the Metaverse, and can use all those Personas compared to all of us only having one… or, two, I guess, if you count that frost thing living in my gohei.” She held it out. “I swear, I was sparring the other day and an icy bolt came out of it instead of a homing amulet. At least it won me the fight, since it froze Youmu’s feet to the ground and left her a sitting duck.”
“Interesting,” I thought. “Usually, Metaverse effects are limited to the Metaverse, but I suppose Gensokyo has different rules, if all you have to do is believe. Perhaps that’s why I can use this model pistol to fire danmaku.”
“I guess,” Reimu shrugged. “Either way, that wasn’t bad at all for a first card. It’s… not the strongest I’ve ever seen, but huge lasers aren’t something I usually see rookies and weaklings using, so you’re already doing much better than most.”
I bowed. “Thank you, Reimu.”
“No problem.” She handed me some more cards. “Now, I want you to try coming up with some more cards. Do that, then come back here so we can test them out.”
“I will,” I nodded.
“Good,” Reimu smiled… before slowly looking off to the side. “...although… since we’re talking about cards, can I… discuss something with you?”
“Sure, what is it?” I asked.
“Well, I mean…” She looked over her shoulder, to Suika who was black-out drunk on the front steps of the shrine. “Can we go to, well, that place, just in case she wakes up?”
It took me a moment to realize what she was talking about, before I said, “ah, I get it. Absolutely. Let’s go right now.”
We soon found ourselves in a room near the bottom of Ethos. Reimu took out one of the cards, a blank skill card, and a brush. “Remember when you came in while we were looking at these and Marisa suggested I try and copy them?”
“Yes, I do,” I nodded.
“Well, I wanted to try copying and using one here in the Metaverse to see if it’s actually possible.” She started painting a design onto the card - when I leaned in to observe, I could see her working out the details of a Mapsi skill card. After a couple minutes, she held it out in front of her. “Aaaaand… there. A perfect replica, if I do say so myself.”
Suddenly, the card shined white, and a moment later, it had turned into a real skill card.
“Wha-” Reimu recoiled, before looking at the card again. “So it really does work! As long as you make the design as accurate as possible, the card turns into the real thing.”
At that moment, several Shiisa shadows spawned in behind us.
“Looks like we have the perfect opportunity to test it out,” I said. “Toss me that skill card, quickly.”
“Understood.” Reimu flicked the card over to me, I crushed it in my hand, then summoned Yuki-Onna to dispatch the Shiisas before they knew what hit them.
I pulled my glove. “Excellent. It looks as though with your art skills you can make skill cards for us as well.”
“Well, I can only copy designs for ones I’ve seen, but yeah, I guess I can.” She then stood up straight. “Of course, as good as I am at making charms, amulets and spell cards in real life, was there ever any real doubt?”
“I suppose not,” I said. “Now then, let’s leave for today, before he shows up. Tomorrow, we’ll come back with the others, take on those targets, and explore Ethos further.”
“Sounds good,” Reimu affirmed. We shuffled out, rowed back across the lake without incident, and went our separate ways for the night. I spent the evening before going to bed replenishing our stock of infiltration tools, as well as helping out with dinner; I was now capable of cooking meat in a way that did not completely burn it nor leave it totally raw and rancid.
Chapter 33: Dhyana
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Byakuren looked up. “This place is…”
“A complete eyesore, I know,” Marisa said. “And if ‘ya think it looks bad out here, wait ‘till we’re inside.”
We had arrived at the base of Ethos, just outside the entrance. The distortion, wickedness and sin festering inside the structure was palpable even from out here, wafting out the door like a miasma.
“I never imagined I would be returning to this awful place, under my current circumstances,” Mamiko commented.
Byakuren turned to her. “You were once a ‘shadow’ trapped in this place?”
“Indeed,” Mamiko nodded. “Brainwashed and enslaved by the distortion which rules this place. A distortion which made me almost kill them, before they showed me the truth and expelled the distortion from my being. Then I took possession of one of Alice-sama’s dolls, and have served her since.”
“I see,” Byakuren smiled. “And, you often mention the Godly General Vajra…”
“That was the shadow form I took while I was trapped here,” Mamiko replied. “Even though I have chosen a new name for myself, that will always be a part of me.” She turned toward the tower. “And now, it is my turn to free the shadows here from this distortion.”
“Ya’ seem really fired up,” Marisa said.
“Well, she does have a personal stake in the matter,” I said. “Once a shadow under the tower’s spell, now she wishes to ascend and solve the mystery of this place: Ethos.”
“Wonder how long that will take,” Nitori said, looking up. “I can’t see the top past these thick clouds.”
“We won’t know for sure if we don’t venture up inside,” Youmu said.
“Before we do…” I turned to Byakuren. “This one needs a codename.”
“Ah, yes,” Byakuren said. “You all were calling each other by different names than usual…”
“It’s to prevent unwanted effects from happening, both inside the Metaverse and out,” Reimu said.
“Plus, it’d be really lame if we were doin’ this sick superhero shit with just our regular names!” Marisa grinned.
I nodded. “If it helps you choose your name, we’ll start by introducing ourselves by our own. I am ‘Crow,’ the leader of the group.”
“Starburst, team medic and team nuker.”
“Seraph, arbiter of supreme judgement.”
“Fury, the cold, silver edge.”
“I’m Doktor. I navigate for these guys and provide backup.”
“And I’m ‘Bull,’ after the being I represent, and my strength is like that of a raging bull.”
Byakruen looked around. “Crow, Starburst, Seraph, Fury, Doktor and Bull.” She nodded. “I’ll try my best to remember those. Forgive me if I have trouble remembering at first.”
“No problem at all,” I said. “Now then, some of us came up with our codenames based on our appearances. Others of us chose it to reflect our sense of justice, our motifs and what we fight for. Now then… what is it that YOU fight for? What is YOUR sense of justice, YOUR personal brand?”
Byakuren thought for a minute. “My sense of justice…”
“Let’s think about it,” Marisa said. “You saved youkai and led them down the good path, even though society told you to kill them all.”
“Indeed, you didn’t let societal expectations prevent you from doing the right thing,” Youmu added.
“Furthermore, they all absolutely love you, are in your debt, and held you to be a god and savior, especially after you let yourself be sealed,” Reimu said.
Byakuren looked down. “A god, a savior…” She shook her head. “I never meant to be any of those things. All I ever wished to be was a devout follower of the Buddha, spreading his message to all those in need of salvation, even those which the world admonishes and leaves behind…”
I thought about Byakuren’s words for a moment, then said, “like a priest.”
Byakuren looked at me. “A priest… I suppose one could say that.”
“Yes,” I nodded, “and combined with the motifs of your overall character and Persona, I think ‘Priest’ would be a fitting codename. One who preaches the word of good and dispels evil, by force if necessary.” I looked around. “Anyone have any better suggestions?”
Marisa shook her head. “Nope.”
“Not me,” Reimu said.
“I think it fits,” Nitori said. “Certainly beats ‘Turbo Granny.’”
“I like it as well,” Youmu said. “It conveys a certain power in a place like this.”
“I’m not very familiar with the concept, but if the others think it’s a good name, I will not object,” Mamiko nodded.
I turned back to Byakuren. “How about you? Do you like the name?”
Again, Byakuren thought for a moment, before she smiled. “Yes. I think it is a fine name which suits me well.”
I smiled and nodded. “Very good. Then from now on, during our missions, you will go by ‘Priest.’”
Nitori stepped up. “Alright. Now that we got a codename, there’s something I want to do real quick.” She summoned her Persona to scan Byakuren, who stepped back in surprise before realizing the laser was harmless.
“What is…?”
“Aaaaand done,” Nitori said. “Scan complete.”
“‘Scan?’” Byakuren asked.
“Just seein’ what your combat specs are,” Nitori said. “Everyone’s got different strengths and weaknesses to the attacks our foes throw around, just as they are more or less vulnerable to our attacks. Crow’s change all the time, based on which Persona he’s using, but his main one is resistant to Curse and weak to Bless. Seraph needs to watch out for Ice, Starburst for Psychic, and Fury for Fire attacks. Bull, as far as I can tell, is neutral to everything. As for you…” She looked at her PDA. “Looks like you’re kinda opposite of Crow: Bless attacks ain’t nothing to you, and it looks like you can also take Ice and Electric better than usual, but Curse attacks you’ll need to steer clear of.”
“Alright then,” Byakuren nodded. “No Curse attacks for me.”
“Excellent,” I said. “Now, with everything settled, let us begin the operation.”
Walking inside the tower, we were just about to review our targets, before a car horn sounded behind us and a bathtub with wheels and a high pile of junk came rolling in.
“Whoa, hey, that the-” Marisa clung onto her hat, then turned around to the car. “Don’t do that! Shout or somethin’!”
Jose jumped out of the car. “Sorry about that, I didn’t know you all were in here. I just got done leaving stuff for my master, and…”
Byakuren came over to him. “Oh? Who might you be?”
“Oh, ah…” Jose stepped back. “Hi there, miss. You’re…” He looked at her, absolutely silent. “You’re very beautiful…”
Byakuren chuckled. “I’m very flattered. Thank you. I am ‘Priest,’ the newest member of the team.”
Jose then looked over to Mamiko. “And you are?”
“I am Bull. I was once a shadow in this wretched place, before I was saved by the Day Breakers, and now fight to dispel the distortion myself.”
Jose’s eyes widened. “A… former shadow?”
“Indeed. I escaped this place, and inhabited a doll body created by Alice-sama.”
Jose looked at her for a second, before turning around to me and smiling. “Seems you’re doing a very good job, mister.”
“I know talent when I see it,” I said. “And, Bull wasn’t the only slave to distortion: Priest was the ruler of the last Fortress we took down. As you can see, we won her to our side.”
“I see,” Jose said. “The will of humans, and I guess youkai as well, is… it’s strong!” He took out a juice box and drank from it. “By the way, would you happen to have any flowers with you? It’s been a little while since we last met, so…”
Marisa took out a very large sack and dropped it on the ground with a loud thud. “This enough for ‘ya?”
Jose walked over to the sack, focused for a bit, then stuck out his hand, causing the sack to collapse and a yellow ball of light to float to his palm, where he grasped it.
“Mmm-hmm, this should be enough,” he smiled. “I’ll make sure to give you all some really great stuff in return… oh?”
“What is it?” Marisa asked.
“Well, it’s… I can tell you’re carrying distortions with you… just like the ones the Phantom Thieves would give me…”
It took me a second to realize what he was talking about, before I said, “ah, yes, the crystals formed from the Will Seeds we have collected. Care to show him those?”
“Uh, sure?” Marisa shot out the two crystals, and Jose went over to pick up one of them, the one formed from Yuyuko’s Will Seeds.
“What are those?” Byakuren asked.
“Every Fortress contains three ‘Will Seeds’ which represent the ruler’s congealed distortions.” I picked up her crystal and offered it to her. “Including yours.”
Byakuren attempted to reach out to it, paused for a moment, then took it from my hands. “My distortion… I can feel it, all the awful things I used to do, think and believe… all contained within this mysterious stone of skulls, a reminder of the wicked person I once was.”
“Uh-huh, and I can make it into something useful,” Jose smiled. He took out some tools, including a bare ring, and tinkered with the Crystal of Gluttony. Both Marisa and Nitori watched him intensely as he did so.
“Oooh, show me how to do that sometime!”
“Sorry, it’s a trade secret.”
“...heh, darn.”
After a couple of minutes, Jose held out the completed Ring of Gluttony. “And here! It’s a ring you can all use when fighting shadows.”
“Oh? How so?” Reimu asked.
“Actually, the Phantom Thieves also explained this to me,” I said. “Basically, what Jose has done is concentrate the Fortress ruler’s distortion into that ring. If one wears it in battle, they can use a power based on that former ruler and their distortion. Since they’re concentrated distortions of former Fortress rulers, they can be quite powerful indeed.”
Youmu came forward and looked at the ring. “May I… may I see it?” She asked.
“Sure,” Jose said. He handed Youmu the Ring of Gluttony - reaching up to do so, a rare sight given Youmu’s short height. She took the ring, turning it around and taking in its intricate details, before slipping it onto her right ring finger, after which she stretched out her fingers to get a feel for the ring.
“Well?” I asked her. “How does it feel?”
Youmu closed her eyes, and clenched her fist. Then, she extended her arm, causing spirits, much like the ones which assisted Shadow Yuyuko during her battle, increasing in number and orbiting around her before her surroundings erupted in cherry blossoms.
“Whoa, impressive!” Marisa exclaimed.
As the petals settled, Youmu drew her sword and slashed the air in front of her several times before sheathing it once more.
“I feel… more powerful,” she said. “I think it might only be for a short time, but…”
“I see,” I observed. “A skill which revitalizes you and increases your power. Certainly, that will be a useful tool during our investigations.” I turned to Byakuren next. “Why don’t you try giving yours to Jose for him to tinker with?”
“Oh? Well, certainly.” She knelt down to give Jose the crystal, and I could swear I saw him staring briefly at her cleavage. Not that I had any room to complain, given how much I did that when I was a child. Once more, he tinkered and toiled with the crystal, all while Marisa and Nitori watched intently. After a few moments, he had a newly minted Ring of Vanity, and offered it back to Byakuren for her to inspect.
“Well, how did I do?” he asked. “I mean, after all, that is all yours.”
Byakuren slipped the ring onto her finger, and concentrated to get a feel for it. Like Youmu, she then extended her arm, this time causing an apparition of a colosseum, like the one we fought her shadow in, to appear all around us, with crowds cheering us on, and filling us all up with fighting spirit, which even appeared around us in orange waves, before disappearing.
Byakuren put her arm down, and looked straight. “My power… even my distortion can become my power!”
“That’s just another sign you’ve overcome it,” I said. “Taming that darkness into a power you can use to benefit yourself and your teammates.”
“I’m glad it turned out well!” Jose chirped. “By the way, all those flowers? I’ve got tons of things for you to look through in exchange.” He went over to the car, pressed a button, and all of a sudden a starry tent popped out and established itself in front of it. “Feel free to take a look!”
“Alright, awesome!” Marisa wasted no time pilfering the pile of junk Jose had, looking for something worthwhile to add to her own pile of junk back in her house, no doubt. Meanwhile, me and Reimu searched for more moderate goods such as medicine and “soul” items, which I knew were rather rare. I was just about to ask Jose for one such item, when Marisa pulled out some sort of disc from the pile and inspected it.
“What’s this thing?” she asked. “It says ‘Battle Memory: Kamoshida.’”
Jose came over to her. “Oh, right. Well, when I was working on rings for the Phantom Thieves, I copied the distortions because I thought I could do something later. That disc contains the memory of their battle with Suguru Kamoshida’s shadow.”
“Suguru Kamoshida…” Reimu mused. “I feel like I’ve… wait, that was that gym teacher you told us about who was molesting those girls?”
“Yes, he was,” I nodded.
Reimu shook her fist. “I rue I couldn’t have been there. I would have kicked his ass so hard…”
Marisa pulled another disc from the pile. “And this one. ‘Battle Memory: Madarame.’”
“Ichiryusai Madarame,” Jose clarified. “The con artist who fleeced his art students for money and fame.”
Nitori took both of the discs from Marisa, and looked them over. “Hmm… mmm-hmm… ooohhh… aha!”
“What is it?” I asked.
“I think I can do something with these!” she said excitedly. “If I can get these, then if you give me a few days I can whip up something good for all of you!”
I wondered what she would want to do with them, but then I remembered her still-unfinished battle training facility, and realized what she likely had in mind. “Aha, I see. Well, I see no reason why not.”
“Cool!” Nitori pocketed the discs, and I went ahead and got supplies with our remaining flowers, before we headed up.
We went straight for the blue wall at the end of Prajna block, since according to Nitori all of our targets were behind it.
“I thought you couldn’t see behind it?” Reimu asked.
“Well, I used to not, but for some reason, after beating Byakuren’s shadow, we-”
She touched the wall, which opened up down the middle, the two doors sliding away to reveal another staircase leading up further into the tower.
“Whoa!” She jumped back and squealed as the doors opened.
“Our triumph over another fortress must have weakened the seal enough to allow us to pass,” I observed. “Perhaps as long as we keep finding and destroying fortresses, we can access more of the tower.”
“If that’s the case,” Marisa asked, “then do you think this place and the fortresses are related?”
“They must be, if it is the case,” I said. “After all, Mementos was the source of all palaces.”
Nitori read the inscription on the archway leading above. “It says ‘Dhyana.’ Could that be the name of the next block?”
“Dhyana?” Byakuren said. “And, you all were talking about ‘Prajna’ as well?”
“That’s the name of the block we’re currently in,” I said.
“Interesting… then, this tower has sections named after the six Paramitas, or Perfections.”
“Paramitas?” I asked.
“Well, I mean, this whole place has Buddhist imagery and themes, and we’ve got two experts now to guide us through all of it,” Nitori said.
“Indeed,” Mamiko affirmed. “The six Paramitas: Prajna, which is Wisdom; Dhyana, which is Meditation; Virya, which is Vitality; Shila, which is Morality; Dana, which is generosity; and Kshanti, or Patience. There are also four additional Paramitas which are sometimes included: Upaya, which is Skill; Bala, which is Strength; Pranidhana, Determination; and Jnana, Knowledge.”
I nodded. “I see. So, in other words, what you’re saying is that there could be anywhere from six to ten blocks, and potentially that many fortresses locking them away.”
“Potentially, yes,” Mamiko said.
“Furthermore,” Youmu added, “it would seem that the block names correspond with the people we had to defeat to unlock them. For example, Yuyuko-sama is very wise, if deceitful and playful at times.”
“And I spend much of my free time meditating,” Byakuren added.
“Then, I wonder if the other block names could give us ideas who our other opponents might be,” Reimu wondered. “Or, if the people who become distorted somehow shape the floors we explore.” She signed. “Certainly, I want to know how deep - or high, I suppose - this whole incident goes.”
I stepped onto the stairs. “Well, we won’t find out if we don’t dive in and take a look around. Doktor, guide the way.”
“Absolutely,” Nitori said, as we ascended the stairs.
Compared to the purple walls of the block below, Dhyana block had blue walls, and torches with blue flames. Additionally, we found shadows from Byakuren’s fortress, including the Daemons and Andras from when the arena twisted and distorted as regular foes fighting alongside the Archangels, Shiisas, Ame-no-Uzumes and whatnot we encountered as shadows beforehand. It was during these trials that we managed to see the full extent of Byakuren’s capabilities: like Marisa, she could also heal, albeit only groups as opposed to either groups or individuals, so she couldn’t do it as often. She was also rather reliant on instant kills, which seemed to work more often than normal and became even more effective the more time elapsed between uses, while her Kouha spells didn’t appear to hit as hard even when the target was weak to them. Finally, she could take far, far more punishment than the rest of us as long as she wasn’t targeted with Curse attacks, leading me to realize she was a “tank” of sorts. Finally, just her very presence made us all feel more powerful, as though we could power through blows which would knock us down otherwise.
And, of course, she was very fond of her very large, very heavy gun, which none of the rest of us could even pick up, much less run and jump with.
This all came to the forefront when we found and confronted Hayate Uchishiba ’s shadow, who, unsurprisingly, took the form of an Incubus. Rather amusingly, Reimu at one point confused him with Pulinpa, causing him to cough up exorbitant amounts of cash which Marisa sucked up like Kirby at a KFC buffet, before we knocked him down and unleashed an All-Out Attack to make him come to his senses.
“I couldn’t help it!” he pleaded. “I’ve never been able to find love, so I got jealous of all those bastards who got girlfriends and lived happily ever after!”
“And you think that’s acceptable?” I shot back. “That kind of thinking is precisely why no girl would ever want to marry you. Now, destroy the camera, destroy the photos, and repay all the ransom money. Once you do, maybe you can rethink your attitude and get a fresh start.”
He chuckled. “Heh. Of course. Why didn’t I see I was such a selfish bastard? If it’s the least I can do to make amends, then I…” He then disappeared into light, and we collected his treasure bud, a flower.
“Phew, that should put an end to his crimes,” Reimu said. “I can’t believe someone like him slipped under my notice.”
“Well, I mean, you look for major threats to the Hakurei Border, not small-time criminals,” Marisa commented. “The people in the Village would probably trust you less than they already do if you tried to play cop all of a sudden.”
“Or,” I suggested, “perhaps if you stepped up to intervene in minor crimes and peacefully de-escalate them, they might gain your trust.”
“That’s…” Reimu shook her head. “Look, let’s just move on to the next target.”
“Fair enough,” I replied. So we continued further up the tower, collecting flowers, treasure and cash, and for me, picking up a couple shadows along the way as well. At one point, we encountered a safe room, and I used the chance to fuse some more Personas, eventually coming out with a Mothman and an Anzu. Shortly afterwards, we encountered the shadow of Masashito Takanashi, who took the form of a Jack Frost; needless to say, he went down in short order, and we confronted him.
“Come on,” he complained, “why do you have to go after me and not Hideo? He’s the bigger bully, and he picks on me all the time!”
I shook my head. “But that is no excuse for you to go and bully others. Go confront that bully, tell your teacher, do what you need to to get him to stop, but you need to stop picking on others.”
He nodded. “Okay. I will. I’ll stand up to him and tell Kamashirasawa-sensei too.” He too disappeared into light, leaving behind a Dekaja skill card.
...Dekaja. All I had to do now was find or fuse a Nue.
“Excellent,” Marisa smiled. “Two down, one more to go.”
“Right,” Reimu nodded. “Kosu-chan…”
“We’ll help her out, no matter what,” Marisa said. “We all got your back.”
Reimu nodded. “Right.”
With Reimu’s resolve renewed, we continued our ascent up the tower, making sure not to stay on a floor for too long, to avoid the Reaper.
“The ‘Reaper?’” Byakuren asked us.
“Yeah, so there’s this really big, badass shadow that wanders this place, according to Crow. If it catches up to us, we’re all gonna be toast, so we have to keep moving to avoid it.”
We were near a staircase up as we were discussing this, when the telltale rattle of the chains echoed down the hallways.
“That’s our cue to move on,” I said. “Hurry.”
“Understood.” All seven of us filed up the stairs, safely away from the Reaper’s wrath.
As it turned out, the next floor up was the last one for this block. On the opposite side of the room was a green wall, heralding the entrance to the next block above. And standing in front of it was the shadow of a short, young girl with orange pigtails.
“Kosu-chan!” Reimu rushed forward to confront the shadow, while we all followed behind.
“What are you doing here?!?” Shadow Kosuzu accosted.
“We’re here to help you,” Reimu said.
“Help me? Bullshit! You’re just here to tell me what my place in Gensokyo is again!”
Reimu’s eyes widened. “No, no, that’s not it! We’re here because we want to-”
“I don’t fucking care,” Shadow Kosuzu shot back. “Secrets? Borders of fantasy and reality?? I refuse to be leashed by anyone, human or youkai! Allow me to show you my determination and strength!!!”
She shivered, before dissolving into black and re-emerging as an Oni.
“Kosu-chan…”
“Now’s not the time,” I said. “Here it comes!”
Compared to Shadow Mitori in the block below, Shadow Kosuzu had no special tricks or gimmicks - just a lot of hard-hitting attacks with her staff which we had to dodge while retaliating with greater power. We struggled to dent her with physical attacks; fortunately Youmu managed to freeze her solid, allowing Mamiko to come in and shatter it, knocking Shadow Kosuzu down in the process.
“Did we get her?” Marisa asked.
“Hold on… no, not yet!” Nitori exclaimed.
Shadow Kosuzu got back onto her feet, then shouted, “I hold the secrets of the Night Parade Scroll! Watch as I unleash Hell!” She then cast a spell which was clearly Mudoon.
“I’ll take this,” Byakuren said as she blocked the way, before Marisa butted in.
“No! Get away, you fool!” Marisa elbow-tackled Byakuren aside and took the Mudoon in her; absorbing it harmlessly as a result.
“Oww… Marisa, how could you-”
“That shit woulda killed ‘ya fer sure!” Marisa shouted. “Next time, let me handle anything Curse-related!”
“Anything Curse-related,” I thought. I looked at Nitori. “Doktor, have you scanned her weaknesses?”
“I just got done, sorry for the wait. Bless attacks, give her divine punishment!”
I grinned. “Priest, Starburst. Perhaps you two could work together on this one: Priest goes on the offensive with Bless attacks, while Starburst will block Curse attacks for her.”
The two magicians looked at each other for a second, then nodded in agreement. “Actually, that idea’s pretty solid,” said Marisa.
“Indeed,” Byakuren affirmed. “Crow is quite the strategist.”
“Splendid. I’ll provide backup. Seraph, you get in here, too.”
“Roger that,” Reimu said. All of us then assaulted her with Bless moves, including Byakuren’s Kouga, my Makougaon and Reimu’s gohei. Once she was down, we were free to let loose a devastating All-Out Attack.
Once the dust settled, Shadow Kosuzu knelt down, back to normal.
“Kosu-chan,” Reimu said. “I was being honest when I said I wanted to help you.”
“Geh…” Shadow Kosuzu sniffled. “You don’t get it. Nothing’s been the same ever since I was possessed by the Night Parade scroll. People in the village spread rumors about me now because of it. Sure, I put on a friendly face for customers and visitors, especially Akyuu-sama, you and Marisa, but inside, I’m…” She broke down crying. “I wish I could undo everything! Burn those youma books and scatter the ashes into the river! I wish I could be just a normal girl again!”
Reimu knelt down herself to comfort Shadow Kosuzu. “Kosu-chan, I… I mean, you’re right. I suppose it was partly my fault for letting those things happen. Telling you about Gensokyo’s true nature from the start would have been dangerous, for sure, but in retrospect perhaps we should have told you from the beginning, since in the end we had to spill it anyway. But, what’s done is done, and all we can focus on now is controlling the damage.”
Shadow Kosuzu continued to sniffle. “But… my ability to read any text, seeing youkai auras… you can’t say I’m a normal human anymore, all because of my curiosity. I mean, I was practically a youkai for a hot minute, and if it weren’t for Yukari-sama, you… you would have…”
“I…” Reimu looked down, and sighed. “I… couldn’t help it. It’s my duty as the Shrine Maiden. I’m bound to punish humans who turn into youkai, like that Fortune Teller, and yet…”
“Just because it was the law didn’t make it right in that situation,” I finished for her.
“Crow…”
“Laws can be used to uphold justice, but they can also be twisted and imposed by those wishing pain, suffering, and total control over the populace. It is up to you to decide when laws are worth upholding, and not to blindly follow them like a sheep. Just because someone has committed a crime, does not mean they cannot be redeemed.”
...says the person who murdered dozens of people and ruined the lives of countless others.
Reimu was silent, as though she had trouble understanding what it was I was asking of her. Soon, though, she turned back to Shadow Kosuzu.
“Kosu-chan,” she said more confidently. “We all made mistakes, not just you, is what I’ve been trying to say. I didn’t realize it myself, not until that guy came into my life and started making me question how I thought about everything.” She looked Shadow Kosuzu in the eye. “I’m sorry.”
Shadow Kosuzu smiled. “I accept your apology.”
Reimu smiled back. “Just know that no matter what, you have friends looking out for you. If you feel sad, afraid, lonely, or just need someone to talk to, come by the Shrine any time. We’ll be happy to have you.”
“If I come to the Shrine, you won’t forget to show me how to play Spell Cards?”
“It’s a promise.”
Shadow Kosuzu smiled and nodded, before glowing and disappearing into light, leaving behind a book.
Reimu picked up the book. “A youma book,” she said. “Given everything that happened, it’s no wonder something like this would represent her distortion.” She turned around. “I’ll destroy this when we get back. It’s too dangerous to be left alone.”
“Actually,” I suggested, “why don’t we hold onto it? It could have some uses here in the Metaverse.”
“Like what?” Reimu asked.
“Actually, he’s got a point,” Nitori said. “I can sense dark energies coming from that thing. No doubt someone who clung onto it would find their Curse attacks getting stronger. And since Crow is the only one here who can use them…”
I nodded. “Regardless, we should leave it in responsible hands. I’m sure it will be harmless inside of Starburst’s bag gun…”
Doktor then came over and collected the book from Reimu. “Actually, let me mess around with it. I might be able to refine it into something more readily usable.”
Reimu chuckled. “Heh. I guess the Metaverse really does work in different, strange ways compared to reality.”
“Indeed.” I turned to Marisa and Byakuren. “And you two. I think you did a fine job working together. If you continue to join forces, I doubt any demonic shadows will stand a chance, and even other shadows will fear you.”
“Working with Priest… ‘ya know, I never really thought about it until now, but we’re both witches, so I guess that makes us two peas in a pod.”
“I thought it was brave of Marisa to step in and save me, and wonderful she can do that,” Byakuren said. “Still, she managed to push me away rather easily. I’ve sparred with her several times, and she was never able to do that…”
Marisa tipped her hat. “Well, here in the Metaverse, we’ve got a whole different set of powers than the real world. Speed and strength we don’t have out there, totally different magic, and abilities based on, according to this guy, our own idea of a hero.”
“Our own idea of a hero…” Byakuren looked at herself. “I wonder why I look like a biker, then.”
“Prolly because you like riding bikes out there,” Marisa said.
“Plus, you spend most of your time acting peaceful and serene,” Reimu added.
“So, what better way to represent a hero and a rebel than a biker chick?” Nitori said.
“One who uses Christian imagery?” Marisa said again.
“In other words,” I said, “you are a priest who exorcises demons not with words, not with Bibles, but with fists and lead. That wild, inner part of you who wishes to break loose of your normal calm and serenity, and absolutely let loose. That is the part of you reflected in your appearance and your Persona. It is the ‘you’ which you had repressed until now but now accept wholly as a part of your person.”
Byakuren looked at herself again, then looked at all of us. “I see… then, all of your appearances are your heroic ideals as well.”
“Yes,” I nodded.
“Byakuren smiled. “Then I shall do my best to live up to my hidden ideal, both here and out there.”
“Don’t… go overboard with it,” Marisa said. “You’re a scary person when you get zealous. But yeah, I think we’ll make a great combo.”
“Indeed.” I looked at the green door. “It seems we won’t be able to proceed any further. I suggest we head back for today.”
“Eh? But, I still got some fight in me,” Marisa said.
“Perhaps,” I said, “but we don’t want to expend all of our energy in this place in one day.” I was thinking ahead, potentially, to two days from now, when we would potentially be thrust into the fight of a lifetime. “There will be plenty of time to come back here to plunder treasure and train.”
“I mean… if you say so,” Marisa shrugged.
“I think it’s a good idea,” said Youmu, the only other person who knew of the plan. “We don’t want to completely wear ourselves down.”
Reimu stretched out, including her wings. “Well, I for one don’t object. Let’s head back.”
“Alright then.” So we warped back to the entrance, collected some more things from Jose, then went our separate ways for the day.
Chapter 34: Dream and Reality
Notes:
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The three of us sat upstairs, around my folding table. We just sat there in silence, waiting for him to come by. A former friend, an adversary bent on turning the world into a “twisted paradise.”
Earlier that morning, I received a text from Maruki’s number, claiming that he wanted to come by LeBlanc to discuss some things, and hear our decision on whether to accept or reject this reality. We had, of course, long since made our decision, but that didn’t make the moment any less tense. Everyone else declined to be present for this moment, all knowing that, out of all of us, this matter involved the three of us the most. Even Morgana slipped out of LeBlanc, and promised not to be back until much later (I saw Futaba outside my window guide him back toward the house).
“When do you think he’ll come?” Sumire asked.
“I don’t know,” I said. “We can only trust that he will. He wants to hear our decision, after all.”
“Why should we trust him?” Akechi said sharply. “He’s been dodging us these past few weeks, stalling so that we can’t give him our answer. In just a few days, the real world and Mementos will…”
We heard the door open downstairs, the bell ringing and a voice calling out, “hello?”
All of us got up at once. “That’s our cue,” I said. “Are you ready?”
“Yes,” Sumire nodded.
“Let’s get it over with,” Akechi grunted.
“Alright. Showtime.”
We went downstairs, and found the doctor at a booth, waiting for us expectantly, while Sojiro worked on closing up shop for the night. The only other customer present was a lady with long, blonde hair and a cane propped up against the bar next to her.
“Thanks again for the coffee, Boss,” she said.
“No problem,” Sojiro replied. He finished putting the last of the dishes away. “I’ll have to close up shop, now, but this young man can take care of your cup after you leave.”
The lady looked over at me and smiled. “He seems like a very capable gentleman. It is strange that he lives in your attic, I will say.”
“It’s a long story,” I said. I took her empty cup and went to the sink to wash it and put it away. I then started a pot for the four of us; if we were going to have Maruki, we might as well maintain a facade of politeness. After all, it was still possible that we could resolve this peacefully, on our terms.
The lady got up from her stool, got her cane, and started making her way to the door after Sojiro left. I went over to hold the door for her. “Thank you, young man.”
“It’s my pleasure,” I nodded.
The lady then looked at the four of us, smiling when looking at me, Akechi or Sumire, but seemingly bore more of a glare upon gazing at Maruki, before going back to her prior demeanor. “I’m sure you four will have a great talk.” She then left, letting the door close behind her and leaving me to turn the sign.
“That was odd,” Maruki said.
“Indeed,” I said.
Once the coffee was done, I poured each of us a cup, and we gathered around the booth table.
“Sorry for the last-minute visit,” Maruki said. “It… took me a while to put myself back together after last time, as you could probably imagine.”
“Yeah,” Sumire sighed. “That girl… she beat you up pretty badly, didn’t she?”
“That is not what we are here to discuss,” Akechi hissed.
“Of course not.” Maruki took a sip. “Now then. I’ve come to offer you a final chance. Do you want to reject the perfect reality I have created, and continue to struggle with loss, pain and suffering? I have created a world, where everyone can live freely, without worry, where everything they have ever desired is finally theirs… knowing that, do you still wish to take that all away?”
I slapped the calling card onto the table. “There is no discussion,” I said sharply. “We have already resolved to fight for the true reality.”
Maruki sat up in shock.
“The world is painful. I think we all know that by now. And, that pain is unavoidable. Everyone dies eventually. Things do not always go your way; otherwise, it would never go other people’s way. Nature does whatever it wants, irrespective of our desires. Avoiding hardship is futile.” I sat back down. “But, it’s that hardship which makes us who we are. Hardships and challenges force us all to grow. Experiencing loss forces us to change for the better, to overcome it, and be stronger for when even larger losses hit us, for when life decides to screw us over. In my case, I’ve been punched in the balls over and over again throughout the past year, and nearly died on countless occasions. But rather than shrivel up and cry, I preserved throughout it all, and became a better man for it. I amassed the best friends I could ask for, and made them stronger too.” I looked at Sumire. “I found the one I’m certain I will marry.” I looked at Akechi. “And… I also found my best friend.”
Maruki continued to stare at me, dumbstruck.
“Don’t run from the truth, doctor,” I warned him. “You are only doing this because you can’t have happiness, because you lost Rumi forever. Ironic; how you’re trying to grant everyone else a happiness you can never have.” I looked him in the eye. “Not unless you move on. You can no longer have Rumi, but you can still find someone else and spend your life with them.”
Maruki looked down. “But… Rumi…”
I slammed the table. “I said move on! Coward!” I shook my head. “I suppose my words are falling on deaf ears, since you have a palace after all.”
Maruki didn’t answer. Instead, he solemnly took the calling card, got up, and went to the door. Before he left, he turned back to us and said, “I suppose we can’t reach an understanding. Tomorrow, at the top of my palace. I hope you all change your mind before then. If not, then I suppose be ready, I guess.”
He left.
I looked at Akechi. “Well? Is that proof enough of my determination?”
Akechi smiled. “I could scarcely have rendered it into better words.”
I looked at Sumire. “What about you?”
Sumire clenched her fist. “Yes. You are absolutely right. Because of you, I managed to get past Kasumi’s death, and realize it wasn’t my fault. I… I became a stronger person, and, um…” She blushed up as we looked at each other.
Akechi read the situation, got up, and took his leave. “Well then, we will meet again tomorrow, for a final time. I’m glad you weren’t so spineless as to give in to the doctor’s demands.” He looked down, and focused.
“...what is it, Akechi-san?” Sumire asked.
Akechi looked back up. “I came to a realization.”
“What did you realize?” I asked next.
“I just said that we would meet for the final time tomorrow,” he replied. “But, it won’t be the last time you meet Goro Akechi, not if you stick true to your will, ideals and beliefs. You do that, and I’m sure you two shall reunite someday.” He then exited LeBlanc and into the cold night.
We looked at each other. “What did Akechi-san mean by that?”
I thought for a moment. “Perhaps it has something to do with that ‘Gensokyo’ place.”
“Gensokyo… I haven’t stopped thinking about it, not since that day. A place where myths become reality, almost like the Metaverse itself.”
“Yeah…” I looked around, took her hand, and led her away from the booth. “Of course, there’s one thing I’ll never let be a myth.”
Sumire giggled. “As if that could ever be sent to ‘Gensokyo.’” We made our way up the stairs. “There’s nobody around. I’m sure you know what that means…”
“Yes, of course…”
…
“What do you mean there’s a bonus room inside the bonus room?!?”
“You didn’t know this one, senpai? Me and Kasumi discovered it several years ago,” Sumire replied, smug.
The two of us were playing Donkey Kong Country, and were at the Oil Drum Alley level. I always knew there was a bonus room there that I could never find, but apparently, not only was it in one of the other bonus rooms, which none of the other ones in the game did, but you had to intentionally match four bananas to generate a barrel, then grab it with Diddy, jump up against the wall and move into the wall to break it or else you would trigger the minigame end.
It was the sort of cruel trick Futaba would probably pull if she designed a video game.
As we played, soda cans and empty yakisoba trays piled up all around us. Just after we beat King K. Rool, I offered to take Sumire back to the station, but she had already asked her father if she could stay the night. So I pulled out a futon I had stowed in the closet from previous sleepovers, dragged the mattress down onto the floor, and slid them next to each other. It wasn’t exactly the most elegant sleeping arrangement, but I didn’t want to leave her on the floor alone. Once we both got changed and slid under the covers, I cut the lights, but still looked at my phone for a bit, just in case there were updates from the others.
“Senpai?” Sumire asked.
“What’s up?”
She paused for a second. “Um, so… I’ve been thinking. About tomorrow, I mean. We’ll be taking back the true reality, and making Dr. Maruki see the truth. But… I still can’t object to everything he did. Not all of it, at least.”
“I don’t think he’s an evil person at all,” I said. “He suffered a heavy trauma, then was put through the ringer. Then, a bunch of impossible coincidences happened that let him take out his frustrations, and make sure nobody has to live through his pain.” I shook my head. “It’s not the right way at all, but compared to some of the people we’ve had to deal with, he’s a saint. And, him making you believe you were Kasumi also was not the right thing to do. But think of it this way: you were suicidal at the time, and nothing else was working to turn you away from that. I’m sure he probably didn’t think it was a good fix either, but what else could he have done? He probably saved your life by doing that, until someone came along who could help you heal.”
Sumire smiled. “It’s almost as though fate brought us together.”
“I have to admit,” I said, “for all he did to try and ruin my life, Yaldabaoth wound up giving me not only the best friends I could ask for, but also…” We leaned in to kiss, and started to, before her eyes widened and she looked behind me.
“Uh, S-Senpai?” She pointed. “B-behind you…”
I turned around, shining my phone where she was pointing. There, floating in the air, was a pink bubble with a Santa hat on top. It quickly flew away, but not before leaving behind two smaller bubbles which drifted toward us. Before I could fully register what I was seeing, one of them flew into my face and popped. Things were a blur after that, although the next morning I did recall a dream in which me and Sumire walked through a field of flowers, hand-in-hand, before coming to a cliff overlooking a wooded valley with a large, fast river flowing into the ocean.
When I woke up, my eyes were greeted with a dull, brown-orange glow. I looked around, and saw I was seated in a leather chair, with a coffee table in front of me and a crackling fireplace off to the side.
And in front of me, sitting in an opposite, olive-green chair, was Doremy.
“Welcome, Akechi-san,” she said. “Do you like it? I crafted it myself, using my power over dreams.”
I looked around again. “Is this a dream?” I asked. “Is this your house?”
“I apologize for summoning you in this manner, which is why I thought I’d make it more inviting.” She waved her hand, causing two teacups and a kettle to float over. The kettle tipped itself, pouring piping hot tea into each cup. Mine was left black, which was how I usually took it, while a sugar cube and a dash of cream appeared out of thin air to sweeten Doremy’s. “But I do have one important matter to discuss.”
I blew on my tea to try and cool it down, but Doremy said, “oh, that won’t be necessary. It’s already the perfect temperature.” I took a sip, discovered she was telling the truth, then set the cup back down. “It won’t grow cold, either. Such is the power of dreams.”
“Indeed, but what is the important matter you wanted to discuss?” I asked.
“It has to do with the incident Outside,” she said. “It would seem the Phantom Thieves have found the resolve to take it on themselves. In part, thanks to you.”
I sat up. “To… me?”
“Yes.” She took a sip. “Ren’s greatest wish was for you to have survived that fateful day in Shido’s palace, not knowing of your true fate. In Maruki’s dream world, this created a gruff, no-nonsense version of yourself, accepting and unrepentant of your past crimes and perceived true nature, utterly disgusted at not being brought to justice for your crimes and who sternly and forcefully urged him to reject the dream reality, and to accept the true one, despite its hardships and pains.” She took another sip. “Actually, it would seem as though this version of yourself is a cognitive being spawned from the side of Ren who took the hardships, unfairness and evil thrown his way in stride, and grew from it. Such is the impact that your being had on his cognition.”
I took a sip of my own tea. “I still don’t quite understand it. I almost killed him, and not only did he not hold that against me, but in the end he wished for my salvation, and I even made a deal with him to keep my justice alive.” I looked down. “Although, I suppose my being sent to kill him was only so that I could gain Shido’s favor so that I could eventually backstab him. I hated Ren. I hated him for all the ways that life fucked him and yet he still weathered it with his overwhelming charisma. I hated him for every advantage I seemingly had over him, but he still found success where I never could. Truly, I hated him, and yet, at the same time, he was my only real friend, the only person I could trust, the only person I could reveal my dark secrets to…” I looked back up. “And now, I suppose, I’m carrying out his example here in Gensokyo…”
“Ren is truly a remarkable man,” Doremy agreed. “You and him both. Great men such as you two don’t come along often.”
I shook my head. “I can’t be called a ‘great man’ by any stretch of the imagination, not after everything I have done, everything that has happened to me, or even given who I simply am…”
Doremy chuckled. “As I said, I have been observing you from birth. I truly believe you have the potential to redeem yourself, and fulfill the great destiny you were put on this Earth to achieve. All you need to do is believe in yourself, forgive, understand, and be generous and sympathetic. Your new friends and your conquering of two fortresses is proof enough that you are already well on your way to achieving this.”
I took another sip. “I suppose so…”
“Anyway, the important point is that the immediate need for your group to confront Maruki no longer exists. We will, of course, continue to monitor the situation, so your group will still need to be ready to take him on should the Phantom Thieves fail to stop him.”
“Understood,” I nodded. “The threat that Maruki poses to the world, and to Gensokyo, is too great to ignore. And, of course, my sense of justice wouldn’t allow it. Even if I were made to atone for my crimes and spend the rest of my life in prison for them, I would feel even worse for getting off scot-free, after all the atrocities I have committed.”
Doremy nodded. “And don’t forget that, even when this incident is resolved, there is still a threat looming over Gensokyo, like a storm cloud filled with lightning, whose scope your group has only just begun to scratch the surface of. Even I have no idea how deep the incident goes, and certainly I have no knowledge of the mysteries Ethos contains within its walls. I will watch over you and your group as you continue your assault on the fortresses and your ascent of the tower, and we shall continue to provide guidance and assistance every step of the way.”
I nodded. “Thank you. I appreciate your aid.”
Doremy then pulled out an oversized, golden pocket watch and looked at it. “It would seem as though our time is running short. I do apologize again, but being the master of the Dream World means that I am a rather busy person, and have other dreamscapes to manage.” She got up and waved a nearby window open. “I must be going now. You are free to finish your tea. To exit, you may go out the wooden doors behind you. That will cause you to wake up in the morning immediately. Adieu…”
Notes:
It's Nanowrimo season again, which is why I'm uploading chapters much faster than usual. Who knows, maybe I can use this as a model to put me on a regular writing schedule?
...probably not.
Chapter 35: Marisa's Birthday
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Marisa zoomed down from the sky on her broom. The trees of the forest around her were blanketed in white snow, and her house was very nearly obscured by a thick blanket of snow and icicles.
“I can’t believe it,” she sighed. “Reimu wasn’t home, Alice wasn’t home, not even Youmu was home. And I can’t even check if Goro is home, either.” She landed, her boots sinking into the snow, and took out a knife, which she flipped and twirled around in her hand. “At least Sakuya was nice enough to leave a present for me. She doesn’t give up her knives too often.” She fiddled with the lock on her door, opened it, and went inside.
Inside the house, it was completely pitch black. “Dang. Didn’t think it’d get this dark. Can’t see anything.” She got out the Hakkero. “Today’s my birthday, and nobody’s interested in helping me celebrate.” She sighed again. “Guess I’ll just stop by the Shrine later to see if Reimu’s home and-”
She activated the lights, at which point everyone else popped out of their hiding spots, confetti and string flew everywhere, and they shouted “WELCOME HOME!!!!”
“W-WHOA!!!” Marisa stammered back, her arm’s flailing.
I walked in from the back with a large, decadent cake in my hands. “Happy birthday, Marisa!” I smiled.
Nitori giggled. “Boy, you should have seen the look on your face!”
“W-w-wha… you guys! W-when did you-”
“Remember that key to your place you lent me that one time?” Reimu said, spinning said key around her finger. “So I thought we’d throw you a surprise party!”
Marisa paused to think, then laughed. “Aw man, you’re the best, Reimu!” She ran over to glomp Reimu right up. “And the rest of ‘ya!”
“Mmm-hmm,” Alice nodded. “Happy birthday.”
Alice helped Youmu prepare a grand dinner, including a turkey, mashed potatoes, vegetables, and even vegetarian options for Byakuren. All of us, the Day Breakers plus Alice, sat around the table which we had set up, with Marisa getting the best seat.
“You guys…” Marisa blushed. “‘Ya didn’t hafta do all this just for me…”
“Everybody loves you,” Byakuren said, “even if you don’t realize it.”
“Plus, you’re cute,” Reimu said.
“Extremely cute,” Nitori said.
“Indeed,” Alice said. “You are quite cute.”
Marisa at this point was pulling her hat over her face again.
I decided to chime in, “I think you are a very hard worker, strong-willed and able to do anything you set your mind to. And, you are a valuable asset to our team, as well.”
Marisa looked at me from under her hat. “Stop it, it’s embarrassing when you praise me like that…”
All of us laughed, only mostly at Marisa’s expense, as we passed around the food. Reimu, of course, had the most on her plate, taking one of virtually everything on offer, and was fixated on sucking down her plate while the rest of us ate more modestly.
“Just let her be,” Marisa said. “This is probably the most home-cooked food she’s seen in one place in a long time. ‘Sides, she needs the calories to keep up her figure.”
“I thought this was your birthday party,” Alice said. “ Her’s is next month.”
Mamiko raised her hand. “I still don’t quite understand. What is a ‘birthday?’”
“It celebrates the number of years it has been since the person celebrating their birthday was born,” I explained. “Twenty-seven years ago, on this day in 1990, Marisa was born. It is customary that close friends and family of hers help her celebrate, and give her gifts as well.”
“I see… then, what would my ‘birthday’ be?’”
“Your birthday… that’s a good question. We of course don’t know what day you came into being as a shadow, so…”
“Why don’t we just say the day you possessed your body?” Alice suggested. “After all, that is the day that ‘Mamiko Shinshou’ as you currently are came into being.”
Mamiko thought for a moment. “I suppose you are right… ‘I’ was ‘born’ on that night…”
“Right,” Alice nodded. “Now, based on what we know, you came into my house at some point on the night of the 13th of last month, before midnight. So, we’ll say January 13th is your birthday.”
“January 13th…” Mamiko nodded. “I accept it. Although, now I wonder, what are all of your ‘birthdays?’”
“Well, obviously today, February 3rd, is mine,” Marisa said.
Reimu looked up from her food. “And mine’s next month, the third of March.”
“May 1st,” said Alice.
“Based on the clues I’ve gathered, October 12th,” said Nitori.
“It’s been over a thousand years since my birth, but converted to the current calendar, April 14th,” said Byakuren.
“August 6th,” said Youmu.
Finally, I spoke up, “and my birthday is June 2nd.”
Mamiko nodded again, then looked at Marisa. “I see. Happy birthday, Marisa.”
“Don’t mention it,” Marisa waved. “Now then, let’s dig in!”
“Hold it!” Nitori reached into her bag, and pulled out a large bottle of sake. “Scientifically formulated to be the best damn sake you’ve ever drunk!”
“I will refrain, of course,” Byakuren said. “But, this is a special occasion, so I will not object to the rest of you partaking.”
“ALRIGHT, SWEET!” Reimu immediately took the bottle and filled her glass right up to the brim, then chugged it all at once. “BOOZE!”
“Uh, Rei, ‘ya know since I’m the birthday girl, I-”
“Forget it,” Alice dismissed. “You get that girl near alcohol, she goes absolutely nuts. Unbecoming of a Shrine Maiden, and yet…”
I poured myself a glass and took a swig. It gave a bit of a “bite” on the way down, causing me to grimace.
“Strong stuff, eh?” Nitori remarked. “I based it off of a formula I found for ‘Eye pee aye’ I found in Muenzuka once.”
I looked at the sake again. I remembered IPAs from when Sae-san would sometimes order them from that one conveyor belt sushi bar that featured American beers; if I recall correctly, Elysian Space Dust was her favorite. I politely pushed the glass aside and continued with my meal; at one point, when Reimu’s glass was empty, she took mine and chugged it, apparently not caring that a man had drunk from it previously.
Once dinner was finished, we moved onto the cake, a decadent chocolate-and-more-chocolate monstrosity topped with strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries, as well as twenty-seven candles which Marisa tried to blow out, before simply getting her Hakkero out and letting out a compressed air blast to do the job instead. We made small talk over the cake, and handed her our presents. Mine was a stack of silver plates Masato allowed me to take off the store shelves. Byakuren offered a dharma doll. Youmu gave her what she explained was a rare Netherworld lotus flower. Alice offered a doll in Marisa’s visage. Nitori gave her some sort of gadget, a device she claimed could help her in her chemistry experiments. If Reimu had a present for her, she was drinking too much and getting too hammered to coherently tell us what it was.
Later in the evening, once all the cake had been eaten and all the presents given, we all resolved to go our separate ways for the night. Well, most of us at any rate.
“Mayybe it’z the sakie, but I feel like Mariza izz cuter than normal,” Reimu said drunkenly. “Juzt come over here and gimme a hug…”
Marisa pushed her away. “Go home, Reimu, you’re drunk.”
Reimu slumped on Marisa’s shoulder. “...zzzzzzz…”
“Oh my God,” Marisa facepalmed. “Goro, can ‘ya help me with this one?”
“Help you… with what?”
“Gettin’ her home, of course, ‘ya dingus.”
“Can you not do it yourself? Prop her up onto your broom?”
“Nah, she’s heavy as fuck,” Marisa said. “Most of her body’s muscle, ‘cause she trains all the time. So I can’t haul her around for nothing. You’re a big, strong guy, I bet it shouldn’t be a problem for you to help me out.”
“Well, alright.” I came over to help haul Reimu out of the house, and…
“...oof!” Marisa wasn’t kidding: Reimu was heavy for her size, and I could feel the rock-hard musculature of her figure. Carefully, the two of us worked together to prop her up on Marisa’s broom, and we flew through the frigid, snowy night back to the Shrine.
Even though it was only seven o ' clock, Marisa decided it would be best to put Reimu to bed. So, she changed Reimu into her robes, found her futon, and slipped her under the covers.
“There,” Marisa said. “Don’t drink your brains out next time.” She turned to me. “I’ll have to tell Nitori to leave the booze behind next time. I think Byakuren had the right idea.”
“Does Reimu have a tendency to do that? Binge drink, that is?”
“Look, she’s broke and lonely most of the time,” Marisa explained. “If she gets her grubby paws on quality sake, she drinks like there’s no tomorrow. She keeps sake around, of course, but it often tastes like piss, and she tends to rely on Yukari to get her the good stuff, and during the winter when Yukari’s hibernating…”
“I think I understand,” I said. I threw my jacket back on. “But it still isn’t healthy for her to drown her sorrows in such a way like that.”
“No it ain’t,” Marisa sighed. “But again, like I said, she gets lonely a lot. That’s mainly why I come to visit her so much. No one comes to her shrine, save the occasional youkai who barges in and decides they’re her roommates, which causes the place to have a reputation as a “youkai shrine.”
“Then, why doesn’t she get a boyfriend?” I suggested.
“It ain’t that easy. She’s the Hakurei Shrine Maiden, which makes her tough to date by definition. She was raised and trained to be a hardass, since ‘ya pretty much hafta be in order to face down youkai on a daily basis. Furthermore, even without that she’s forceful and has an iron personality. She always has to be in control, and will stop at nothing to make sure that stays the case. Basically, ANY man would have to play second banana in the relationship, and I hope I don’t have to tell ‘ya that very few, if any, guys in the Village would be willing to put up with that. Then there’s the issue of lineages.”
“Lineages?” I asked.
“Yeah, so, long ago, the Hakurei family had a spell placed on them by Yukari that ensured that they could only ever give birth to girls, who also take the Hakurei family name. Obviously, that creates the issue of men who don’t have brothers not wanting to enter into a relationship with the Hakurei, since their family names would end with them as a result. Because of that, very few Hakureis have entered into marriages with men, and even fewer stayed married for life. Most of the time, Yukari has to find ‘conscripts’ in the Village for breeding stock, and has even been known to turn to abducting Outside men for the same purpose. Actually, it ain’t uncommon for Hakureis to essentially live their lives alone, except for their daughters, just because they don’t form relationships. If anything, Reimu’s a big, fat exception, but even then, I can’t see her gettin’ with a guy. And it doesn’t help that, despite her young looks, her age makes her ‘over the hill’ for most guy’s tastes, since a lot of them don’t want a strong, mature girl who actually has a spine and can stand her ground, unlike many of the Village girls.”
“Both of you are two years older than even Sae-san, whom I’ve seen being pressured by her bosses and others into marrying because of her age,” I said. “The way I see it, one should not be forced to find someone they want to spend their lives with. It should happen naturally.”
“Oh yeah, and what kinda girls are you interested in???” Marisa asked.
“What kind of girls... if I had to say so, those with a strong work ethic, a strong will and resolve, and who will keep their distance when I need it.”
“So basically, either one of us,” Marisa said.
“Er… and who also stands for the truth.”
Marisa stared at me, while Reimu snored.
“...heh… is that so?” She tipped her hat, then zoomed off on her broom, hollering, “keep chasin’ that truth, but remember what I told ‘ya!”
...did I say something wrong?
I shook my head. It didn’t matter right now. Before I left, I made sure the door was locked, so that no one came and tried to attack Reimu while she was inebriated, then headed back home. I went to bed early, so that I could be well-rested in the event we were called to action.
Chapter 36: Throw Away Your Mask
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I waited at the top of the tree. Waiting for them to come, to settle this once and for all.
I never wished for things to turn out this way between us. Between me and Ren, Goro and especially Sumire. Between me and all of the others. All I wished for was to grant the people of the world a life free of pain and suffering.
I looked down. I thought about Ren’s harsh words yesterday. How I was only doing this to distract myself from my own pain. How I couldn’t help Rumi. How she was probably out there, living her life as though neither myself nor her family existed, and there was nothing I could do about it if I didn’t want to subject her to that trauma again.
To me, she was now as good as dead.
I shook my head. It didn’t matter anymore. If I couldn’t help her, then I would do all I could to ensure the rest of the world never knew my immeasurable pain.
I detected someone entering the Garden of Eden. When I looked down to see who it was, it was someone I did not expect to ever see again.
Face-up on the grass, wings spread out across the ground, a grand tabard and chest armor like that of an Angelic guard, and a fan-like mask obscuring her face.
I tensed up. I realized it was her. The one who almost killed me, and the one I had been having nightmares about ever since that day.
“...nnnh…” She stirred, looked around, and pushed herself up. She looked around for a few seconds, no doubt captivated by the paradise I had created.
“...where… am I?”
I hesitated to speak up; I feared she would lash out if she did. However, a few seconds later, I heard movement, and the Phantom Thieves entered the Garden as well.
“We made it,” said Morgana.
“I hope Maruki is here,” said Sumire.
Reimu turned around, and Haru pointed at her. “Wait… are you…?”
“...you again?” Reimu asked.
“Wait, how the hell did you get here???” Ryuji asked.
“I… don’t know,” Reimu shrugged. “The last thing I remember was drinking sake, and then…”
Yusuke looked around. “I don’t see that other girl with you. You came on your own this time.”
At this time, I decided to speak up. “I see you made it,” I announced. All of them turned around and faced the tree. “Come on up, I’ll meet with you at the center of Paradise…” I then manifested a spiral staircase, allowing them to climb up.
Reimu shook her fist. “That… that man again. Maruki.” She whipped out her gohei. “So, you invited me here so that I could personally kick your ass again? Very well, wish granted.”
“She seems quite fired up,” Akechi noted. “And we can finally move on now that we’ve got some stairs.” He whipped out his hand. “Let’s end this.”
“Right!” declared Sumire.
They raced up the stairs; Makoto summoned her Persona to ride up the stairs, while Reimu angled her wings and flapped them in such a way as to give herself extra speed and push as she ascended. Ren even used a grappling hook to skip some of the stairs, an idea some of the others copied, while Futaba simply flew up in her Persona.
“We’re all ready. Let’s do it, Joker!” Ryuji exclaimed.
“Try exercising more patience this time, remember?” Morgana reminded them.
“No way is THAT happening!” Ryuji complained.
Haru giggled. “Oh, I think everything’ll be fine. It’s basically the same as we always do!”
They raced up the steps, right toward my perch. “I can see the top now!” Sumire exclaimed. “We’re almost there!” They kept running, running like their life depended on it.
And then, they were here.
“Thank you for coming,” I said simply, turning around to face the group. “It looks like I have your answer.”
“You’ve HAD our answer,” Ren reaffirmed. “It’s time to finish this.”
“Indeed. No more hesitation.”
Reimu pointed her gohei at me. “Maruki! We meet again! Even I have no idea how I got here or why! Make no mistake, your threat to the Hakurei Border ends here!”
...Hakurei Border? I had no idea what she was talking about. And it was clear the Phantom Thieves weren’t that sure either.
I walked forward. “If you win, my heart will be changed. However, if I win, my reality becomes the true reality. I will overwrite all of existence with my cognition”
“And if I win,” Reimu sneered, “the yama of Tokyo is going to have a field day with you.”
“Dude,” Ryuji said, “she’s still determined to kill him?”
“We mustn’t argue with her right now,” Akechi replied. “We’ll need her assistance if we are to leave here alive.”
“Doctor…” Sumire stood up and pointed her sword. “No matter what happens, we’ll take back the rightful reality!”
“I see…” I looked up. “I’m not holding back anymore!”
The ground quaked, and they all stepped back. “Wh-what the???”
“Just as you all have your own beliefs, I too have no intention of changing my plans for reality. No matter what happens to me in the end, I will fix this torturous world! THAT is my OWN rebellion!” The space around me glowed, and I transformed into my own Metaverse attire, shining gold and staff in hand.
“His apparel just…”
I stepped forward. “And I believed you called forth your power like this: Persona.” I grasped my mask, and all around me, tentacles manifested and uncoiled, a monolith plated in gold floating behind me, the source of them all: Azathoth.
“No way!” Morgana exclaimed. “So Maruki really does have a Persona!”
“I’d regret not pointing this out to you: you shouldn’t mistake our powers as being equal.”
“Of course they’re not,” Reimu retorted, unperturbed. “I’ve taken down dozens of gods and monsters tougher than that thing. You’re nothing more to me than just another trophy on the wall!”
This girl… such indomitable strength of heart and will. I knew there was going to be no negotiating with her. And apparently, she saw no reason to either.
“It’s time, Azathoth… our final battle has come…” I knew: no matter what happened and no matter how much of a fight they put up, I would see my reality through, or die trying. If I failed now, everything I had done would be for nought, and I would have nothing left. I was too far along: it was all or nothing, and I had the world to win. I was not going to be intimidated, not even when I was outnumbered eleven to one!
I faced them all, ready to fight, not just physically but also for my reality and ideals.
“Dr. Maruki!” Sumire exclaimed.
“I have to do this,” I said. “Get ready!” My Persona’s tentacles bore their claws, ready to take them on, defend me, and defend my Persona.
“Oracle, analysis,” Ren commanded.
“Just a second, I’m getting a lot of different readings. Just hold them off until I’m done!”
“Understood.” Ren looked at the others. “We should play defensively. Watch out for the tentacles, they can attack us without warning!”
“Got it!” Akechi then summoned his Persona, which appeared different from before, being a sort of archer clad in black with a compound bow. “PERSONAAAAA!!!!” He blasted me with Megidolaon; my tentacles shielded me, but sustained heavy damage.
“Crow, what did I literally JUST say?!?” Ren sighed. “Oh well, I guess he’ll just be Crow, no matter what.” He then summoned Metatron and came at me.
“My Persona guides me!” I directed one of the tentacles to grab him, before it got hit by a projectile and evaporated into mist. I looked to the side, and saw Reimu with her own Persona out.
“You’re lucky I don’t have my usual sealing amulets or Yin-Yang orb,” she said. “Otherwise this fight would already be over and you’d be plastered against the wall over there covered in amulets and with enough needles in your skin to hit all of your pressure points ten times over.” She twirled her gun. “But no matter, even with this handicap, I’ll mop the floor with you!”
“...she considers having a Persona a handicap???” Morgana wondered.
“Just what kind of power does she wield normally???” Makoto asked.
“Alright, here’s the results,” Futaba announced. “Looks like those arms shift their resistances around in response to attacks. Keeping track of them would be tricky, so just use any all-hitting attack you’re immune to yourself. In other words, smear ‘em!”
“Alright,” Ren said. “And then I want Mona and Queen healing as much as possible, and tossing buffs and debuffs when that’s not needed, unless we absolutely need you to attack.”
“Got it,” Makoto nodded.
“Roger,” Morgana said.
And so the fight began: I directed Azathoth to launch seeds, nuclear balls and rays of light at them, while they simply let loose with huge amounts of ordinance, except for Reimu, who seemed to insist on hand-to-hand combat, parrying the tentacles and slashing them with her gohei in an attempt to get through to me. Keeping her at length was easy, but it also meant not guarding myself from the assault of Megidolaons, Hassou-Tobis and other assorted elemental firepower that the Thieves kept throwing at me.
“Not bad,” I said, “but we’ve only just begun!” I powered up Azathoth, causing even more tentacles to surround him. “So, let’s move on!” I cast a spell, causing the battlefield to distort, and stopping their magic attacks, at least temporarily.
“Wha- why isn’t my Persona working?!?” Sumire said in shock.
Good. That should hold them at bay for a while. Time to use the reprieve to convince them to my side, I felt, as even though they were my opponents I still couldn’t bring myself to kill them.
"Sakamoto-kun! Your dream of running...Running would make life so much easier for your mother! I can make that dream your reality!"
Ryuji stamped his foot. “You’re right that a lotta shitty stuff happened to me in the past, but you know what?? I’m not gonna let someone just take care of everything for me! I’m gonna fix up my life and the world with my own hands!”
...seems as though I can’t get through to Sakamato-kun.
"Morgana-kun! I know how you truly feel..And there's no need to fear your differences anymore! Don't worry...You don't have to explain anything to me. All I have to help you is merely imagine it!"
Morgana shook his head. “I’ve always said that I’m not a cat. But I’m not a human either. I was created for only one reason: giving hope to humanity. And letting you win would go against everything I stand for, including giving humans the hope and courage to fix the world on their own!”
...Morgana’s resolve was rather unshakable as well.
"Takamaki-san! Didn't you always want to protect your friend? Don't abandon such a pure dream when it's right in front of you!"
Ann glared. “Shiho is the strongest person I know! Even if we can’t be together as much anymore, we’ll never be separated! She has overcome more pain than you’ll ever know, and I feel stronger as well knowing that I put Kamoshida in his place!!”
...even Takamaki-san wasn’t one to be swayed to my reasoning so easily.
“Very well, then,” I shook my head as the spell wore off. “Let us continue.”
As before, they resumed their assault of elemental spells, while I attempted to counter with my own as well as with tentacles. After a particularly devastating Hassou-Tobi from Ren, I cast another spell, this time disabling their Persona’s physical abilities.
“What the- I can’t attack?!?” Ryuji exclaimed.
“Regroup, everyone!” Ren instructed. “Don’t waste your energy!”
Another reprieve, and another moment in which I would try and convince them that my reality was the best option.
"Kitagawa-kun! I know you don't really want your approval to be earned through force! You want a world guided by beauty...and I can give you such a world!"
Yusuke shook his head. “There is no beauty to be found in a world where no pain and suffering ever happens. Loss, negativity, fear, hatred, sorrow… as painful as each of these may be, they are an inseparable part of the human experience, inspiring innovation, progress and stories of bravery and heroism! I will not accept an insipid, gilded world without them!”
...the human experience, innovation, progress, heroes...
"Niijima-san! Everyone has the right to wish for a happy family! You don't need to keep holding back your desires!"
Makoto threw her fist out and up. “My family isn’t just my family I was born into; it includes the family I’ve made with my friends as well! Even if both of my parents are dead, I still have all of us, and I am making my parents proud by excelling in life and carrying out their example!”
...Niijima’s passion was as powerful as her punches. There was no swaying her.
"Futaba-san! Wishing for the happiness that was robbed for you isn't selfish or asking too much! I just want to give you a world where you can forget your worries and have an ideal family!”
“There’s no cheat code for happiness,” Futaba retorted. “I was saved from a pit of despair by Ren and everyone else, and I overcame my grief of losing my mom on my own strength! Between Sojiro and my friends, what more ideal family do I need?!?”
...even Sakura-san, after everything that had happened, was determined to see the old world through, misery and all.
“It seems I still can’t reach an understanding with most of you,” I sighed. “I’ll just have to keep fighting for my ideals.”
As the spell lifted, the group changed tactics, Debilitating Azathoth and incapacitating the tentacles with status effects. So once I had an opening, I cast a third spell, disabling their non-attack tactics.
“I-I can’t heal anyone!” Morgana yelped in distress.
“Pull back and regroup!” Ren instructed.
One more try. If I could win even some of them to my side, that could be all I needed to ultimately pull the rest of the group into accepting my reality that I made just for them.
"Okumura-san! Stop tormenting yourself over your father's sins! I swear, I'll give you a world where you'll have every chance to succeed in your own right!"
Haru swept out her hand. “My father was a caring, strong man who fell to the distortions of the world! I will not let anyone dictate what I do anymore! I’ll carve my own path to success, no matter what anyone says about it!”
...as delicate and graceful as she seemed on the surface, Okumura-san could unleash the cold steel of her heart whenever she felt the need to.
"Yoshizawa-san! That pain you're suffering... It must be impossible to move on! I want to save you from that awful life!"
“But I HAVE moved on!” Sumire declared. “Ren showed me how to live again! I have the determination now to forge ahead without fear, anxiety or self-doubt, and I’ll carry Kasumi’s legacy with me everywhere I go!”
...even Yoshizawa-san. I’ll admit, the amount of healing she had managed to do in such a short time impressed me, almost enough to make me think twice about granting her wish. Almost.
One more. If there was one person I could convince, it had to be him.
"Akechi-kun! Don't throw away your life! If you're with Ren-kun and his friends, you could begin to atone for what you've done!"
“I don’t want to hear that bullshit!” Akechi roared. “I have no need or care to atone for my actions. Do you want to know why?!?” He stomped his foot. “Because I’m fake, that’s why!!!”
Everyone else gasped.
“Wha… what do you mean ‘fake?’” Futaba asked.
“I mean what I say,” he stated. “I’m just a cognition born from Joker’s desire to have his best friend still be around, even if I almost killed him out of rage and jealousy. The real me…” He looked at Reimu. “This one claims to know the real me! So death means shit to me! I have no reason to hold back!!!”
...Akechi-kun was still alive??? But… impossible… how could he…
I shook my head once more. “There’s no point to this.” I summoned a wave of tentacles, aimed at the group. “If I can’t make you accept, I will finish this, and implement the true reality without interruption.”
“This is bad!” Futaba exclaimed. “Brace yourselves!”
The group huddled and braced, as I fired the first tentacle. But, just as it was about to impact, all of a sudden a crimson blur flew by, slicing it off at the base. Reimu then picked up the entire arm, using it to parry and destroy every single other tentacle, before rushing at me in an attempt to finish me off. I commanded Azathoth to unleash a blast of energy, destroying the tentacle and knocking her back. She landed on her feet, using her wings to steady herself.
“Reimu-san! I know not of your past or your pain, but you must surely harbor sorrow within your heart! I plead to you, accept my reality. I can create a better world for you!”
“What would you know…” She coldly stepped forward. “It has been fifteen years since my mother’s death on that stormy night. Do I still miss her? Of course I do. But being held back by the past and wishing to regress to a simpler time isn’t what a Hakurei does. I come from a line of warriors, and the story of my family is as blood-red as my clothes and my will to carry out justice.” She held her gohei out. “I maintain the balance of youkai and human in Gensokyo, and my loyalty is with that place first and foremost. Everyone, from my closest friends to my greatest enemies, depend on me throwing myself in the line of fire on a regular basis to defend all that they hold dear. It is the last best place for all things magical and mythical. Letting you win would cause all of that to stop existing, and all of its residents, including Goro, to die. Therefore, it is my sworn duty to defeat you, one who threatens genocide even if you do not know it.”
She then summoned her Persona, pulled out her gun, and shot me multiple times, causing me to collapse to the ground and tearing up my clothes. If not for my Persona powers, she would have killed me.
“And you just made the mistake of offering me mercy while I’m on the job.”
I pushed myself back up, and addressed the only person I had not yet attempted to convince.
“Ren-kun… think about all the pain and suffering you would unleash upon the world if you defeated me… don’t you claim to stand for justice???”
Ren nodded. “I do. I despise all injustice, and as the Phantom Thieves, we work together to take it down wherever it is seen.”
He then summoned Izanagi-no-Okami.
“And that includes the world of lies you peddle, where free thought and self-improvement don’t exist.” He grasped his mask. “By the Myriad Truths all will be revealed!” Blasts of light came raining down all around me, striking Azathoth and causing him to fall to the ground, depowered and defeated.
“Wha- no!!” I rushed over to him. “Azathoth!!”
“Azathoth… did I… fail?”
A torch materialized in front of the Thieves. “Is that…”
“It’s Maruki’s Treasure,” Morgana said. My treasure, the torch which I would use to guide humanity into a new, brighter future.
“But… Why a torch? Haru asked.
“A torch is a light to guide people. It may symbolize his perception of himself as the guide for the entire world,” Akechi explained to them. He scoffed. “We’re going to change his heart, aren’t we? Go on, take it.”
Ren walked forward, and I watched as he took it.
“So… this is it…”
The area started to quake. “The place is collapsing!” Futaba exclaimed.
“We’d better take our leave,” Yusuke said. Morgana then turned into a van, and all of them climbed in and took off down the stairs.
All of them, except for one.
I looked at her. “What are you doing?” I asked. “You must leave…”
Reimu shook her head. “I’m not leaving until I carry out my duty.” She whipped out her gohei. “Now then, any last words?”
I looked at Azathoth. “Rumi… I’m sorry… I couldn’t…”
I clenched my fist. “No… I can still…!” I rushed down the debris in pursuit of the Thieves. I can still do this, I told myself. I refuse to accept defeat!
“Wha- get back here!” Reimu took off after me in hot pursuit.
I ran as fast as I could, down the slope, past the falling rocks and glass, until I caught up with the Thieves, perched on a nearby ledge. All of them looked up to me, surprised to see that I had made it out. Reimu came up just behind me, before a falling chunk impacted the path in front of her, knocking her off and forcing her to use her wings to glide over to the same ledge the Thieves were on.
“Sorry, but I won’t admit defeat just yet,” I proclaimed to them.
Ren stepped forward. “Please stop,” he said. “We’ve already taken the Treasure.”
I shook my head. “I’m sorry. You know I can’t do that. I’ve been chosen by the world itself. Granting this wish is my responsibility!”
I reached out my hand, and the torch flew from Ren's hand into mine.
“Ah! He just… his Treasure!” Ann exclaimed.
I lifted the torch into the air, summoning Azathoth in a pillar of light. In an instant, tentacles emerged from him, forming into arms, covering his body, until eventually creating the figure of a massive humanoid. A layer of gold armor covered his body, and he stood tall over everything around him, me, and the Phantom Thieves.
“He’s done it…” Morgana said in awe. “He evolved his Persona…”
“If it is for everyone’s happiness, I don’t care what happens to me,” I proclaimed. “Don’t resist… accept it. With my power… no, with mine and Adam Kadmon’s together, OUR REALITY IS NIGH!!!”
I stood before them, with Adam Kadmon standing tall behind me.
“I refuse to let it end like this,” I declared. “Adam Kadmon… guide us all to our ideal reality!”
“You’re wrong!” Sumire countered. “We’ll decide what our reality is, even if we have to build it with our bare hands!”
“Yeah!” Futaba said. “We refuse to let this end any other way!”
“Alright!” Morgana pointed his sword at me. “Let’s end this right here-”
Reimu spread her wings and held out her gohei, blocking their way while walking slowly towards me.
“What is she doing?” Haru asked.
Reimu took off her mask and looked me in the eyes. “I refuse to let you win,” she said coldly. “Summoning a giant golden statue isn’t going to shake my will to stop you. Get the Watatsuki sisters on your side and then maybe I’ll start getting concerned.” She pointed her gohei at me and summoned her Persona. “But your crimes end here!”
I shook my head. I wouldn’t call my actions ‘crimes,’ not unless you were the sort of person who believes liberating people from pain and suffering to be criminal, like the worst tyrants of the past centuries and even now in some destitute nations. “You still don’t understand,” I said. “I wish to create a world where suffering and agony no longer URK-”
I was caught off-guard by an Agilao to the chest.
“Duel me, coward!”
“Whoa, she’s gonna try and fight him and that effin’ thing by herself?!?” Ryuji exclaimed.
“We need to help her!” Makoto said.
“Actually, let’s not, at least for now,” Akechi suggested. “She may lash out at us if we do.”
“Then, I’ll keep analyzing,” Futaba said.
“Everyone, be ready to jump in at a moment’s notice,” Ren instructed them.
As I recovered from the attack, I looked at Reimu. “Alright then. Challenge accepted.” I raised my staff. “Persona!”
As Adam Kadmon, my Persona had a number of new attacks replacing the ones it possessed as Azathoth, such as laser bursts from his palms to being able to drain energy from his targets. Hers was relatively much weaker by comparison, relying on somewhat weaker Fire and Gun attacks, but where I had sheer magical power, she more than made up for it with her superior melee combat prowess. Thus, while she was nominally weaker, I was scared to let her get in too close, because I knew that if she managed to breach Adam Kadmon’s defensive line, I was likely done for.
Unfortunately, that was exactly what happened. She was very good at dodging his blasts, the only one that could be considered to have hit her was the splash from a Grand Palm. She could use her wings to spin around and deflect other attacks, and in the end, the only thing I managed to do was slow her down. Once I flinched, that’s when she went in for the kill. I instinctively clashed with her gohei with my staff in a last effort to defend myself. Somehow, I managed to dislodge it, causing it to flip back toward the Thieves, but then she simply grabbed the staff with her empty hands and pushed back.
“Nice stick,” she snarked, before snapping it in half, ripping the halves from my hands, throwing the spiky end at my hip and then kicking me back against Adam Kadmon.
She went to retrieve her gohei, then turned back to face me. “Just give up,” she sneered. “Who knows? I might spare you if you do…”
“Why are ya so hellbent on killin’ doc?” Ryuji asked.
“What he’s doing is wrong,” Makoto said, “but he’s far from irredeemable!”
“That’s right,” Morgana nodded. “As twisted as his methods are, his wish is far more noble than scum like Kamoshida, Madarame, Kaneshiro and especially Shido. We can’t afford to let him win, but where he’s coming from…”
“It isn’t much different from our own backgrounds,” Futaba said. “I mean, he pretty much lost his girlfriend to a tragic incident where her parents were brutally killed. That’d cause anyone to warp the world for the better if they could, just like him.”
“But… see it from my perspective,” Reimu countered. “This man’s actions are already causing Gensokyo to grow unstable, and that place could tear itself apart if this is left unchecked. Gensokyo, my home, where my friends live, and which youkai and lost gods depend on in order to survive.”
“Hmm. I suppose you would have a rather more vested interest in eliminating Dr. Maruki’s threat if that is the case,” Yusuke noted.
“But… I’m still not completely clear on what Gensokyo actually is…” Ann said.
“Hah.” Reimu’s shoulders dropped. “I suppose since the cat’s already out of the bag for you all, go ask Sumireko about it. She’ll tell you everything that you need to know.” She turned back to me. “Now then… what are we going to do with you?”
I wrenched myself off of the ground. “I’m… I’m sorry.”
Reimu smirked. “Well, I guess you at least admit it. Not that it’s going to mean much-”
“I said I didn’t care what happened to me,” I interrupted. “But I guess I wasn’t committed to my words.”
Adam Kadmon offered his hand.
“Heh… you too, huh?”
Akechi immediately pointed his gun at me. And Reimu too, for good measure.
“Crow-senpai!” Sumire exclaimed. “What are you-”
“Can’t you tell?” he said, before firing his gun, whose shots were only blocked by tentacles coming out of the ground. Reimu’s shots were similarly deflected.
“What the hell is he doing?” Reimu wondered.
I walked toward Adam Kadmon, the tendrils circling me as I did so. “You feel the same way, don’t you?” I walked up onto his hand. “Of course you do… after all…”
Akechi flipped out his sword, and walked toward me, with Reimu backing him up. “No!” Sumire cried out, “you can’t!”
“We hesitate right now, we die!” he shot back.
“We don’t know what he’s doing,” Reimu said. “Better to stop it while we’re ahead.”
But their efforts were in vain. Adam Kadmon lifted me up to safety, then I floated up and allowed myself to be absorbed into his face.
…
I found myself surrounded by tendrils. They were all around me, casting a blue glow in the pitch blackness.
I held out my arms, and offered myself. “I’m all yours… use me however you want. Now… show us the reality… the reality we wished for…”
A tendril stabbed into the back of my neck, and I let out a pained gasp as it did.
I felt a pulse, and everything turned red.
“I am thou, and…”
Our power flared, and our eyes glowed.
“THOU ART I!!!!!”
We unleashed a mighty, energy-filled punch, slamming our fist into the ground and sending a colossal shockwave which knocked all of our opponents back, some onto their backs, while others stalwartly managed to stay on their feet, their faces covered in blood and bruises and their clothes torn as debris flew into them.
“Oh no!” Futaba exclaimed.
We spoke up. “This power is the source… and the destination! I will be the light that guides mankind!”
“But we’re still not going to run,” Makoto declared.
“We’re going to beat you, and go back to our OWN reality!” Sumire called.
“That’s the spirit,” Morgana cheered. “Now let’s finish this!”
Yes, let’s finish this. Us, not them. My determination to see my reality come to fruition was indomitable now. I had everything to lose, and everything to gain, too. I had to do this, for Rumi’s sake. I would be failing her if I didn’t win now.
The Thieves tried to attack, but their blows simply bounced off of our body, armored in gold and shining as brilliantly as the sun. “Huh? Nothing works???” Morgana exclaimed.
We reeled back another punch. We were ready to finish this.
“No! I must not fail you all!” we exclaimed.
“This is bad!” Futaba shouted. “Everyone get back!”
We aimed our punch at Ren, the leader. Swinging with all our might, we slammed down onto the ground, creating a massive explosion and shockwave, kicking up so much dust that nothing could be seen.
Did we do it?, we thought.
Silence, for a few moments, before a figure dashed out of the dust right towards us. It was Ren, absolutely furious and ready to swing away. He came right up to us, and started slashing with his knife so fast it was as though we were in an over-the-top action anime, and he was tearing away the armor as well, which he previously could not do. Moments later, the other Thieves came out of the dust cloud, and began swinging away and tossing ordinance in similarly extreme fashions, and we simply could not react fast enough to defend ourselves from the relentless onslaught.
“What the… what is this power???” Futaba exclaimed.
“It doesn’t matter,” Akechi yelled. “Let’s slice and dice!!!” Seemingly no one else objected to his bloodlust, and they continued their savage attack, ripping away armor and striking the soft skin underneath.
As we attempted to swat them away, one final figure emerged from behind them. It was Reimu. Her wings were fully spread out.
And she was flying. She wasn’t able to fly before.
“Time to die!” she called out, as she summoned her Persona and charged me. She then started throwing far more powerful attacks than she had used before: Inferno, Blazing Hell, Riot Gun and Megidolaon. Since she could fly, she directed her attacks at our head, and was able to repel our swings for the Thieves.
“This is completely badass!” Ryuji shouted.
“We’ve completely turned the tables,” Makoto said.
“But still… why do we have this power???” Haru asked.
Ann then pointed at someone’s back. “Wait… is that…”
Sumire felt her back, then pointed at Ren’s. “Do we have… doors on our backs???”
...doors? On their backs??? How was that possible?
The Thieves briefly let up their attacks to recharge, and we used the moment to look around for anything amiss, for any possible outside interference.
That’s when we noticed her. Floating in the air, far behind the battlefield with a colorful aura behind her, was a blonde woman in yellow-and-green robes and a black hat, her limbs spread out, and feeding power into the Thieves.
We realized then that she was the reason for their newfound strength. We reckoned that if we could get rid of her, then we could turn the battle back toward our favor, and we could then see our dream world into reality. So, we wound up a mighty punch, and thrust forward with all our power, intent on knocking her straight out of the air.
Our punch impacted. Far too early, we realized.
We looked up.
A truly massive, demonic figure with six wings had blocked our punch.
“Whoa… look at that!” Morgana said in awe.
“No way… it’s that Persona again…” Yusuke said.
“It has a door on its back, too!” Sumire exclaimed. “Did it power up Joker-senpai’s Persona???”
Everyone stood back in awe at the hulking monstrosity of a Persona before us. Even Reimu, who couldn’t do more than just hang in the air staring at it, was dumbstruck.
Ren looked up, then glared at us, sweeping his hand. “Repel the lies, Satanael!!!”
And Satanael did as his master commanded: it parried away our arm, held up a truly massive rifle with one hand, and fired a shot into our chest. The power soon dissipated, and Ren’s Persona reverted into its prior state as Raoul. However, gravely wounded as we now were, that didn’t matter much anymore.
Desperate, and still not wanting this world to slip away from us, we mounted one last attack, pouring all of our remaining strength into a forceful punch, and launching the fist right into the group.
The fist impacted, but not on the ground. Instead, we looked down and saw all of the Phantom Thieves marshalling the combined strength of their Personas to repel the attack, while Reimu had seemingly rolled off to the side to dodge it instead.
“Everyone!” said Ren, straining his voice. “Push it back! It’s weak!”
Akechi then looked over at Reimu. “You know, we could use a goddamn hand over here!”
Reimu did not answer. Instead, she looked up at our arm, which was being held back by the Thieves. She apparently saw an opening, because with one mighty, wing-assisted bound, she leaped on top of the arm and ran right up it, again using her wings to provide more speed up the incline.
“What is she doing?” Sumire asked.
“Actually, I think I know!” Futaba said. “Everyone, just keep pushing back!”
We couldn’t do much more than watch in horror as the red-and-white warrior angel came speeding up the arm, before jumping into the air, spreading her wings wide, raising her gohei and summoning her Persona to unleash a single bullet from the barrel of its weapon, right into our head.
The bullet pierced Adam Kadmon’s skull, destroyed several tendrils, then struck the top of my mask, destroying it.
Time seemed to slow, as the tendrils came undone and disintegrated. I felt myself falling, thoughtless, since any thoughts I would have had at that moment were completely frozen and blank.
All of them, that is, except one.
“I’m sorry, Adam Kadmon,” I whispered. “I’ve failed you.”
A massive explosion sent me careening through the air and into the palace, which was now in its death throes as floors collapsed on top of one another, pillars toppled, and what few surviving shadows and cognitions there were made futile efforts to scramble to safety. I landed face-first on the remains of a glass platform, by body sprawling out in all directions.
“Owww…” I managed to push myself back up onto my feet, before my Metaverse attire dissolved. I was now left in nothing more than the doctor’s clothes I was wearing before, my hair back to its usual, messy, unkempt look.
I realized what that meant. The Metaverse was disappearing, and my powers along with it.
I looked all around. All my work, everything I believed in and worked for years to achieve, was now literally falling apart. I couldn’t believe it. What did I do wrong? Was I not committed enough to my vision? When did my differences between myself and the Thieves begin?
Most of all, though, I just stared forward in disbelief. I wanted to create the perfect world, one where no pain and suffering existed, and get back at the bastards who tried to fuck me, pillage my research and use it for their own selfish gain.
But now, my perfect world would be no more. And I had no one but myself to blame for it.
I looked up, and saw a helicopter flying out toward the city lights, with Ren hanging off the bottom on a grappling hook. I couldn’t do anything but watch the people who defeated me sail off into the night.
Then, as if on cue, she appeared. Floating down gracefully with her wings, she touched down upon the floor, and began to walk towards me. As she did, her own appearance changed, with her angelic look giving way to an unusual shrine maiden outfit. Her silky, black, free-flowing hair was now tied up with a large bow and hair tubes, although it still swayed in the wind. She expertly twirled her long gohei around between her hands. And without the mask, there was nothing obscuring the angry red eyes which pierced right through my very being.
I didn’t know that the angel of death would be so beautiful.
“Well then…” she said. “It would seem to just be the two of us now.”
I looked at her solemnly, too crushed from my defeat to even be scared of her anymore. “What is it that you want?”
“I’m sure you already know,” she threatened. “You’ve been beaten. Your threat no longer exists. And now I must ensure that you do not repeat your crimes.” She stopped walking. “But before I do, I’m feeling a little merciful. I’ve seen your actions and methods, but I’ve never heard your motive. Tell me, why did you want to override existence and throw our world into chaos, threatening the land which I call home?”
“I…”
I collapsed.
“I couldn’t… Rumi… I did it all for her sake… because I can never live with her again…” I broke down crying, smashing the ground with my hand. “Why??? Why, Rumi?!? Why did such an awful thing have to happen to you?!? I… even with this power given to me by God, I couldn’t create the world I wanted.” I slammed the ground. “I gave up everything so that no one could suffer as I have, and now I have nothing left! Fucking nothing!!!” I screamed toward the sky, “are you happy now, Shido, you piece of dogshit?!? What about you, Trump??? Putin??? Kim??? Are you all pointing at me and laughing while the world burns under your tyranny?!?!”
If she was listening at all to what I was saying, she wasn’t voicing her opinion on it.
The ground shook, and the glass platform began to come apart. It cracked around me. Let it, I thought. I didn’t care anymore. I had nothing left. Death didn’t scare me. If Reimu wanted to kill me, punish me for what I did, all she had to do was stand there and watch as I fell to my fate.
Finally, the glass gave way, and I fell. I resigned myself to my fate. If I am to leave this world behind, I might as well do so on my own terms…
I suddenly stopped.
I looked up, surprised, to see Reimu leaning over the edge, grabbing my hand.
“Huh? Why? Why are you…”
“You’re not going out like that,” she said. “I will hold you to your actions. I will see justice done.”
She began to glow white… and so did I. I looked into her eyes as sheer whiteness blocked out everything else in my vision.
I woke up.
When I woke up, I saw a wooden ceiling. I looked down at my body, and saw I was in a futon.
I pushed myself up off the floor, and looked at my surroundings. I was in a small room.
No. Based on the bars off to one side, I was in a cell. Where the cell was, I didn’t know. The room beyond the cell looked like the inside of a Shinto shrine, rather than any normal jail. In this cell, there was a toilet on the far side and not much else besides the tatami. The cell was fairly large, yet empty. I thought to myself, what is this place? How did I get here? What happened after my palace collapsed?
My questions were answered when I heard a door slide open and then back shut. Footsteps came my way, and then. She. Appeared before me.
“I see you’re up,” Reimu said. “I was surprised when you appeared on the floor next to me.”
I grasped the bars. “...where am I?”
Reimu looked at me and smirked.
“Welcome… to Gensokyo.”
Chapter 37: The Prisoner of the Shrine
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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I was in the middle of completing my chores for the day, when I received a message on the communicator. Checking it, I saw it was from Reimu.
aburaage: Hello, Crow, are you there?
pancakeman: Yes, I am here. What’s up?
aburaage: I want you to come to the Shrine right away. It’s urgent. Starburst, if you’re available, I want you to come as well.
seeingstars: Sorry, I just got my thing, I was working on something else. I’ll be right there.
I got my jacket on, explained to Masato that Reimu wanted to urgently see me, and he gave his blessing to let me head up to the Shrine.
At the Shrine, Reimu stood out in front, arms crossed and feet tapping impatiently. Just as I touched down, Marisa zoomed in behind me on her broom.
“Impeccable timing,” I said to Marisa.
“Well, I’m super-duper fast, so I can be anywhere in Gensokyo that I want in a jiffy.” She looked at Reimu. “Mornin’ You’re lookin’ good, considerin’ how hammered you got last night.”
“That’s not important right now,” Reimu dismissed. “I have an important matter to discuss with the two of you… or rather, show both of you.” She walked up the steps to the main shrine. “Come. It’s in here.”
As the two of us followed Reimu in, Marisa said to me, “she’s in a heck of a mood today. Wonder what’s up?”
“It must be very important, since she demanded we come here right away.”
Inside the shrine, Reimu led us off to the side. She then looked at me. “Goro, do you recognize this man?”
“Do I recognize which-”
And that’s when I saw Dr. Maruki.
“M-M-Maruki???”
He looked up at me. “...Akechi-kun? You’re… alive???”
“Well of course I am!” I exclaimed. “The real question is, how did you get here?!”
“I should be asking you the same question,” he said simply. “All this time, I thought you had died in Shido’s Palace.”
“HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT???” I shouted again.
Maruki looked down. “Heh… well, it’s a long story, I suppose.”
“I had another strange dream last night,” Reimu said, “one where I was fighting alongside the ‘Phantom Thieves,’ just like that dream from before, against him and his Persona.”
Dr. Maruki had a Persona? I… well, I was aware that Shido had stolen his cognitive psience research and assigned me to monitor him, but…
...well then. I guess THAT’S why I was never able to find his shadow to bump him off.
“After we beat him, I confronted him, and grabbed him when he tried to jump. Then I woke up. He was on the floor next to me, so I dragged him into this jail cell.” She looked at the cell. “It was meant for Seija, for when she’s eventually caught, but it can hold him just fine.”
She looked back at us. “Moreover: he’s the one responsible for the Outside incident. My apprehending him and holding him here, and the destruction of his fortress out there, means that the incident is resolved, the threat is no more.”
Marisa crouched down and looked at him. “Damn. Never imagined the perp would be some dude with messy hair and thick glasses who needs to shave.”
Maruki looked at her. “You are…”
“Marisa Kirisame, the love-colored magician. And this, of course, is Reimu Hakurei, keeper of the Hakurei Shrine, keeper of Gensokyo’s balance and my best friend.”
Maruki looked around. “Gensokyo... what kind of place is this, then?”
Reimu shook her head. “The place whose existence you threatened, even if you never knew of it. It’s a place inside the Hakurei Border, a border between fantasy and reality, where everything the Outside no longer believes in ends up. Gods, youkai, monsters, rumors, ghosts… all of those things exist here. It is my duty to maintain the balance between them and the humans of Gensokyo, because if this balance is disrupted it would cease to exist.” She turned to me. “The reason Goro is here is because he survived a seemingly unsurvivable event.”
“That, and I was inside a palace as it disappeared, causing me to be erased from cognition,” I explained. “But instead of dying, I came here. And now, you’re dead, as far as the Outside is concerned. So, you have come here.”
Maruki looked off to the side. “I see… so youkai and gods really do exist, all because of what people believe…”
“I hear that all the time,” Reimu dismissed.
“No, I think it’s very interesting,” Maruki said. “I’m a cognitive researcher. I was investigating the collective unconscious before I knew the Metaverse even existed. I was on the brink of proving how what we perceived shaped the world around us.”
“And now you have your proof,” Reimu said. “What you tried to do out there, manipulate the cognitions of every human on Earth, threatened to throw Gensokyo’s order so badly off-balance that it would have collapsed on itself.” She bent over and glared at him. “Make no mistake: I’ve executed criminals for less severe offenses. Cheating the cycle of life and death. Humans becoming youkai. Gods abusing their power. If I wanted to, I could summon any Shinto god that I felt like to come and blow you to bits.” She stepped back. “However, an attempted crime of this magnitude requires that those who run Gensokyo, the great Youkai Sages, come and personally decide your fate.”
“The… Youkai Sages?” Maurki asked.
“The ones who made deals with dragons to create the Border to begin with,” Reimu told him. “They will both have to come here, at once, to determine your fate. One of them is hibernating right now, so unfortunately, I have no choice but to detain you until she awakes. I say ‘both’ because there was a third who has been lost to time, and who hasn’t made an appearance in a very long time. Should they appear, they would need to be present to decide your fate as well. For now, you are a prisoner of the Hakurei Shrine maiden. Am I clear?”
Maruki was silent. “...Rumi… I couldn’t…”
“Eh, it could be worse,” Marisa shrugged. “If Reimu let ‘ya go, you’d prolly get brutally killed by some youkai anyway.”
“That… doesn’t sound very reassuring,” I said.
Maruki sat down and contemplated his new situation. “My dream… my reality… I never could have imagined that I-”
“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY???”
All of a sudden, Yuyuko popped out of the wall behind Maruki, who jolted around and screamed “AHH WHAT THE HELL!!!” He jumped back so hard he slammed into the bars of the cell.
“What the - Yuyuko, what are you doing here???” Reimu asked.
Yuyuko fanned herself. “Oh, nothing, I was just told that you were keeping a pet human at the shrine~”
Reimu’s face reddened. “I-I… who told you that?!?”
“It was meeeee,” said Suika, who sauntered into the room with a cheerful look on her face. “I was in the room at the time and saw you dragging him in. I was mist, though, so you probably didn’t see me.”
Reimu growled. “Gah, goddammit Suika, how many times have I told you not to do that?!? Who else did you tell???”
“Yoohoo…” came a somewhat childlike voice.
Reimu’s shoulders slumped. “...fuck me.”
The door slid open, revealing a short girl in a pink dress, lilac hair, and a parasol, along with what appeared to be bat wings sticking out of her back. Next to her was a tall woman with silvery-white hair dressed like a maid, albeit with a rather short skirt and what appeared to be knives strapped to her thigh sticking out from underneath.
“Ah, so this is the man that Suika was talking about,” the girl said as she approached Maruki. She then looked at me. “And you… you must be the gentleman that these two keep going on about.”
“SHUT UP!” Reimu and Marisa shouted in unison. “IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!”
I looked at her. “I’m sorry, and you are…?”
“My, how rude. Kids these days simply don’t have manners.” She did a curtsey. “I am Remilia Scarlet, proprietor of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. And this is my head maid.”
The maid bowed. “Hello, Akechi-san. I am Sakuya Izayoi.”
Remillia went over to Maruki, and touched the underside of his chin with an extremely long, crimson fingernail. “My, you’ve found quite a tasty-looking man, Reimu.”
“T-tasty?” Maruki stuttered.
“Indeed,” Remilia smiled, showing one fang from the corner of her mouth. “Tell me, what is your blood type?”
“My… blood… type? Uh… A negative, I think?”
“...bleh.” Remilia pushed back. “I’d rather drink cheap sake than A negative blood. You got off lucky.” She rubbed her hands together. “Now, A B negative blood, that’s a rather tasty delicacy you don’t encounter often…”
I kept my mouth shut. If she found out that that happened to be my blood type…
Maruki took a breath. “Okay… so, ghosts and vampires. And Akechi-san is alive. What else is there?”
“Hopefully nothing more,” Reimu sighed. “I swear to shit, Suika, if you told half of Gensokyo that this guy was here, then-”
“I heard Reimu’s keeping a guy here???”
All of a sudden, Sanae rushed in, went straight for the cell and held onto it, pushing her huge breasts into the bars while Maruki tried his best to look away, when…
“Hello there, Maruki-san!” came a tiny voice.
Maruki looked down. “What the- it’s a tiny person!!!!”
A tiny girl, only a few centimeters tall, emerged from in between the bars, wearing a mahogany kimono and a bowl on her head for a hat. Then Alice arrived, with several dolls floating in the air behind her. Then Nitori phased in as her cloaking device deactivated. Then Ran walked in with Chen at her side. Then, well, I’m sure you get the idea at this point: Suika had seemingly invited every single outlandish girl she could think of to Reimu’s, and all Reimu could do was stand there, petrified, as all of this unfolded.
Maruki, for his part, curled up into a ball in the corner of the cell. “What is… what’s going on? Did I drink too much and simply imagine everything that happened last night, and now I’m seeing things??”
Marisa snickered. “I gotta admit, it’s pretty fun watchin’ him lose it.”
“I mean, if he’s come to Gensokyo, we may as well give him a proper welcome,” Suika said.
“Yer right about that,” Marisa smirked. “Reimu makes this place sound scary. In reality, it’s more insane than anything else.”
Nitori then wheeled in a giant keg of sake. “I brought enough to share!”
“WHY DID YOU COME PREPARED FOR A PARTY?!?” Reimu yelled. “Y’all can’t just come here and haunt the shrine whenever the hell you like, ‘ye damn dirty youkai!!”
Marisa giggled. “And it’s even more fun when she devolves into a Kansai accent.”
As much as Reimu protested, the other girls were bound and determined to drink that entire keg of sake right then and there. I managed to slip away with a couple dishes, one of which I poured into a teacup which I could slip through the bars for Maruki.
I seated myself in front of him, and offered him the cup. He readily accepted it.
“Sorry for the ruckus,” I said. “They tend to be like that.”
“I… can tell.” Maruki took his cup and took a sip. “So… you were alive this whole time? How… how did you escape that night? Is it true that…”
I sighed. “Yes, I had been monitoring you for quite some time, and was well aware of your palace. I just never imagined that you also had a Persona, or the ability to control cognition on a mass scale…” I took a sip. “I assume Ren told you of my supposed demise, and you created a cognitive version of me to sate his desire?”
“Yes…” Maruki took another sip. “On the night of Christmas Eve, something happened which caused Mementos and the real world to merge. It was then that I awakened a Persona, and gained control of the collective unconscious. It was the culmination of my cognitive psience research. I wished to create a world in which there was no pain or suffering, and yet…”
He paused. I decided to cut in and continue my side of the story.
“In any case, I survived, but it was definitely a close call. I didn’t die after my fight with the Phantom Thieves, I was merely knocked unconscious. I came to, just as Shido’s treasure was being stolen and the ship broke apart. I attempted to escape on a piece of debris I used as a raft, before another explosion launched me into the water. Except… not quite. At that exact moment, the palace disappeared, with me still in it. So, I was wiped from cognition. Normally, that means I should have died. However, because Gensokyo exists, I was instead whisked away here. Even then, I still should have died, but I was rescued by a forest hermit. Since then, I’ve been living in the only human settlement, working as an assistant for a shopkeeper.”
I sipped some more sake. “However, it didn’t take long for my past to catch up with me, but not in the way you would think. Soon, I discovered that there are palace-like locations, known as ‘fortresses,’ with a central location, ‘Ethos’ linking them all. So far, I assembled a team of myself and six others, including Reimu and Marisa, to help me investigate them. We have taken down two fortresses, and turned one of their rulers into a member of our team, and the other, Yuyuko, into a valuable confidant. And, like Ren, I also awakened a Wildcard ability.”
Maruki chuckled. “Sounds like you’ve been quite busy.”
“Indeed,” I said, “and from the sounds of things, so have you.”
Maruki looked down. “I was so close to realizing my ideal reality… I never thought that resistance to it could have existed.” He took a sip. “And I never could have anticipated Reimu-san showing up out of nowhere to stop me.”
“We believe that in itself is an incident,” I said. “I met a tapir who rules the Dream World; she explained to me that, last month, a force sent her ‘dream body’ to your palace, with the intent of killing you. If not for Marisa, it would have succeeded. Perhaps it sent Reimu alone this time, so that Marisa couldn’t interfere.” I sipped some more. “But, I suppose that doesn’t matter now. Your plan for a ‘perfect world’ was foiled. For whatever reason, Reimu, instead of letting you die, decided to take you here, imprison you, and let the Sages hand down their judgement.”
I leaned forward. “I’ll be honest: given that your actions almost destroyed Gensokyo, I don’t exactly trust you right now, not even if your threat has been neutralized. I’m almost certain Reimu still wants to kill you; I might be able to advocate for you and negotiate a better end for you, since even though I was spying on you and your actions, I still regard you as a friend. However, there is one thing you must agree to if you want my assistance.”
“What is it?” Maruki asked.
“The truth about my past must remain a secret. So far, only Yuyuko and that tapir know the truth. Other members of my circle only know about the Metaverse; they know nothing of my crimes or of Black Mask, they believe I was a member of the Phantom Thieves at the time. And everyone else believes I escaped death in a fire while investigating a case. If you let the truth slip, then, well…" I leaned in and glared at him. "I’m not above silencing you if I have to. Understand?”
Maruki hesitated. “Err… yes, I understand.”
“I’m glad,” I said. “And I do have another reason for wanting to have you around: you are an expert in cognitive psience, and even controlled a palace from which you could manipulate the cognition of the masses. A mind like yours would be an invaluable asset. In exchange, I will try to advocate for your release, for perhaps a lighter punishment. Ultimately, though, the decision would be theirs, so I will try my best to convince them.”
Maruki nodded. “Thank you, Akechi-san.”
“Please… you’re free to simply call me ‘Goro.’ People here are generally informal.”
Maruki drank the last of the sake and pushed the cup back over to me. “I sincerely hope you can atone for your own crimes as well.
“I hope I can as well…
I woke up later that night, inside the Velvet Room. Lavenza stood before me. Rika was off to the side. Igor looked upon me expectantly. And… there was a fourth face, one which I did not expect to see there.
“Welcome back,” Lavenza bowed.
I looked over to the person to the side. “What… are you doing here?”
Doremy chuckled. “Well, this place does exist between dream and reality, so it’s no surprise I can travel here. And besides…” She strutted up right beside Igor. “I’m here to visit my papa.”
“Your… papa?”
Lavenza smiled. “My master is Doremy’s father.”
Doremy reached into her bag and pulled out a quill. She sighed. “I’m sorry I couldn’t have done more against the God of Control. I hope you’re okay now, and have had time to recover and rest.”
“I believe you did admirably,” Igor replied, “watching over the Phantom Thieves, and particularly our guest here. You have also done a magnificent job managing the Dream World, and that is your duty first and foremost.”
“I know, but still. I wanted to help you more directly, however I could.” She smiled. “But, I suppose it’s in the past now, and I can’t be more thankful to that man for rescuing you in my stead.” She turned and looked at me. “And this gentleman… I believe he is capable of great things as well.”
Rika stepped forward. “Yeah, capable of a lotta stuff.” She pulled out a PDA. “My smart sensor told me that you got a Dekaja skill card on ‘ya. Wanna go ahead and fuse that Nue I wanted ‘ya to?”
“I don’t see why not,” I said.
…
“Me Nue. Me mysterious. Me your new mask. Nice to meet you.”
Rika slung her wrench over her shoulder. “Excellent work as always, Goro. And, as promised, I got your next reward for you.” She used her PDA to summon a third fusion tank. “I recently upgraded these things so you can fuse three Personas at once!”
“Three?” I asked.
“Yup. With three Personas, you can fuse ‘em into something more powerful than usual. I’ve even got a list of the shit you can fuse this way!” She showed me her PDA, which has a list of names on it. “It ain’t that big for now, of course, but I’m sure I’ll come up with more later. And you’ll help me come up with ideas for sure.”
“Oh, uh… sure,” I said.
“Cool. Now, I haven’t fully tested it yet, so my next request is to have you fuse something off of the list. You don’t need anything special for this one, just its ingredients. I want a Barbatos with Magarula. Got that?”
“Barbatos with Magarula… I think I do,” I nodded.
“Cool. Now, normally I’m cool with you just showin’ me Personas on my list, but this time, you’ll need to do somethin’ for me besides just show me the Persona.”
“What is it?” I asked.
“I’ll tell you when you have the Persona I want,” Rika said. “Now, get to it. I’m sure you can go find a fortress somewhere with all the ingredients.”
Doremy smiled. “Someone’s fired up.”
“She’s been a huge help,” Lavenza smiled. “As long as she gets paid, although I’ve found that offering her that strange-smelling, bubbly beverage that makes one feel strange makes her just as happy.”
“You mean beer? Yeah, can’t get enough of it. Want some?”
“That won’t be necessary," Lavenza said. "Master has quite the supply.”
Igor then reached under the desk and pulled out several bottles, including Sapporo, New Belgium Fat Tire, Heineken, Upslope Craft Lager, Red Hook and Great Divide Lager. “Humans make quite good beer, I have found.”
“Where do you get all that???” I wondered.
“They got this trap door in the back that leads to the basement of a train station in Denver, Colorado,” Rika said. “Why it goes there in particular, I've got no clue. I’ve been there myself, they got good shit.” She then took out what looked like a cigarette. “And they also got good shit…”
“Hey, not in here!” Lavenza scrambled over and snatched the cigarette out of Rika’s hand. “It took me a week to get the smell out of the carpet the last time you did that!” The two of them started arguing, with Igor just looking ahead awkwardly while me and Doremy looked at each other and shrugged.
“They’ll be a while, I imagine,” she said. “It might be best just to return for now and come back later.”
“Agreed.” I walked toward the entrance and into the light.
Notes:
I recently discovered that A03 has a 75 tag limit, so I'll be culling less important character tags, leaving only main characters, confidants, and other major players.
Chapter 38: The Girl, the Journalist and the Judge
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
2/5
“Good morning, Kirisame-san?”
A girl came in through the door to the shop while I was sweeping the floor. Masato looked up from his book.
“Oh, good morning,” said Masato. “Can I help you find something?”
“Yes,” the girl bowed. “I was wondering if you might have a lamp for a kotatsu. Ours broke.”
“I can help you find it,” I offered.
“Oh, well, thank…” She looked at me, and I looked at her. I realized she was that girl I had seen before… Kana.
“Are you… that guy?” she asked.
I paused. I wasn’t sure what to say at that moment. Her eyes looked right into mine, shimmering red, and again, her face was expressionless and yet full of life and emotion.
“...I am,” I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi.”
Kana bowed. “I am Kana Samaon. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you.”
Masato chuckled. “Seems you’ve come to be quite the ladies’ man,” he said.
All I could manage at that moment was a tired glare toward him.
“Let’s find that lamp for you,” I said. “Then, if you want, we can go find a cafe and continue our conversation. I’ll pay.”
“Thank you,” Kana said.
We managed to find the lamp for the kotatsu, which she purchased before we went to the same teahouse Keine had taken me to the other day. I got both of us a cup, and we started visiting.
“So, you’re the man who fell through the Border that I’ve been hearing about,” she said.
“Indeed.” I took a sip. “It was a rare series of coincidences. I was a detective out there, and I narrowly escaped death while investigating a case. That is how I came here.”
“Mmn.” She sipped her tea. “I don’t know much about Outside. I’m just a farmer’s girl, after all. Both of my parents are soy farmers. I’m told it’s very different from the Village. Shining towers that pierce the sky. Lights all around, even at night. ‘Hand Tablets’ that everyone looks at all the time.”
“Indeed. I came from Tokyo, the capital. To say that Gensokyo is an adjustment compared to what I’m used to would be an understatement. Life is slower here, and more importantly, there’s several youkai running around…”
“I’ve seen you with those two, Reimu and Marisa, going back and forth to the Shrine.”
“What do you think of them?” I asked.
“What do I think of them…” She took a sip. “Well, I suppose they do a good job keeping all the youkai in line, and yet… they seem to get too friendly with some of them as well. I don’t know if I can really trust them. Certainly they must trust you…”
“They think I have potential to be an incident resolver,” I said.
“I think they’re just interested in anyone that falls through the border,” Kana said. “I mean, most people are. You all are very interesting, what with all the crazy things that go on out there and all the cool stuff you have. Shame most of you end up as youkai food, because you wouldn’t stay in the Village where it’s safe.” She sipped her tea. “Still, you seem pretty cool, and I can tell you’re a lot different from the rest. I mean, mostly it’s just lost travellers or guys in suits in whatever who end you here, but you’re a detective.”
“Indeed. Out there, I was known as the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective.’ I’ve always had a talent and passion for investigating things, which led to me being brought on by the SIU, or Special Investigations Unit, as a student detective, with the promise of a full position once I graduated from school.”
“You were a student?” she asked.
“Yes. I was a third-year; I would have been graduating next month had I not been whisked away.”
“I see. Well, I’m seventeen myself. My birthday was this past Christmas.”
I sat up in my seat. “You’re… seventeen, and born on Christmas?”
“Is… something wrong with that?” she wondered.
I shook my head. “No, it’s fine. It’s just… if that’s so, then you’re exactly the same age as someone I knew out there. A good friend of mine, a second-year at another school.” And I wasn’t lying: Ren’s birthday was, in fact, Christmas Day, 1999.
Kana smiled. “A happy coincidence, then. What was he like?”
I thought for a minute. What was Ren like? Certainly, he was a man of many masks, both literally and figuratively. He could be silly, like that one time he fluffled up my hair and made me wear his glasses to help get rid of my fangirls. He could be serious, such as during our fight on the cruiser. He could be quiet when walking the streets of Shibuya alone. And, of course, he could be dashing, flamboyant, mischievous and cunning. He had everything going against him, and he simply smiled defiantly in the face of it. A rebel at heart.
How could I describe him, in a few simple words? Someone so complex, whom I admired and hated at the same time?
“He was a great man,” I said. “Personable, affable, maybe a bit strange at times. He had a large circle of friends, too, not just myself.”
“Sounds like it,” Kana said. “He sounds like the sort of person who could just pick a girl right off the street and take him to his house.”
“Or, attic, as it may be,” I said. “Because he was framed for an assault by a corrupt politician. That’s how he came to Tokyo, from his home in the countryside. He was put on a year-long probation, and no school would have him, except for a prep school which wanted to prove it could rehabilitate ‘delinquents.’ Everyone was suspicious of him, treating him like a criminal and a troublemaker, even though he never did anything of the sort. Despite his constantly topping the school exams, he was rejected by all the sports teams and no clubs would have him. Because of that, he spent much of his free time walking the streets of Tokyo and making friends there. Actually, all of his other friends were outcasts, in one way or another, some from his school, and one from another.”
“Then, how did you meet him?” Kana asked.
“His school had a field trip to a TV station which I was frequently invited to. We met in the halls during one of the commercial breaks, and in the short time I was able to talk to him I became impressed by his optimism despite his circumstances.” I looked down. “Or, perhaps because of them. Because the man who framed him and ruined his life was one I had been gathering evidence on, tying him to corruption and kickbacks. He was growing in popularity, and had great sway over the police and the politicians, so it was probably a losing battle. I didn’t care, though. I did it because it was right. And I had met one of his victims. How could I not sympathize?”
“How horrible.” Kana shook her head. “I’ve heard from many Outsiders, like that Sumireko girl, how bad things can get out there. It just seems… I don’t think I could ever live out there. Here in the Village, we all know everyone, and we make sure everything is alright. Out there? It just sounds like everyone has to take care of themselves, because no one else cares.”
“I mean, it’s impossible to know everyone, when there are literally millions of people in just Tokyo alone. And when you get millions of people together in one place, you’re going to get crime. Drugs, yakuza, prostitution, theft, burglarly, murder, rape, corruption, bribery, just to name a few. My natural sense of justice is at odds with all of that. Of course, all my detective work and helping the police apprehend those I catch was just a drop in the bucket, in the grand scheme of things. For every criminal you apprehend, ten more take his place. But I did it, both out of duty and to help make a peaceful life possible for everyone else.”
Kana chuckled. “Well, maybe that’s why those two are interested in you. It sounds like you were born to take down criminals.” She finished her tea. “I’ve been fascinated by stories of justice ever since I was little. Stories where someone was wronged, and took revenge against the smug snake who put them in that position… I just get a sense of satisfaction from seeing rotten people being shown their place.”
“So did I,” I said. “Except putting those people in their place was my day-to-day job.”
Kana got up from her seat. “I have to get home. I’m sure my parents are wondering where I am. But I’d like to meet up with you again. Are you usually available on Sundays?”
“I am,” I nodded.
“Great. Then let’s meet again next week.”
“It’s a promise,” I said back. As she left, and as I went back, I kept thinking about her. Her personality, and her appearance. She instilled a feeling in me which none of the other girls I had associated with so far had not. A mixture of what felt like fear, respect… and perhaps desire.
I was content with viewing the others as equals. Kana, I could tell… was something else.
2/6
I didn’t have any plans lined up with anyone for the day, and there wasn’t that much extra work to do around the shop; I had already shoveled out the snow from in front, everything in the store was spotless and put away, and there weren’t very many customers.
I thought about the change of heart we had enacted in our neighbor, Kosuzu Mootori, last week. I decided it might be a good idea to head over and see how she was acting now. So I got my boots on, headed across the street, and knocked on the door.
“If you’re looking for Kosuzu, I saw her heading up to the shrine with Reimu.”
I turned around. “Who said that?”
A woman dressed in a boyish fashion approached me, in a tan jacket and pants and a cabbie hat, carrying a basket full of newspapers. “Good morning!” she said cheerfully. “Lovely weather we’re having, aren’t we?”
I looked up at the gray sky, and wisps and specks of snow blew around in the air. “Yes. Very lovely weather,” I said dryly.
She took off her hat and bowed. “My name’s Aya Shameimaru. I represent the Bunbunmaru news.”
Aya Shameimaru… ah, I remembered. The name, the cabbie hat… this was the person Marisa warned me about, the one who could be spying on us. I realized I had to play this interaction very carefully.”
“Ah, yes. My name is Goro Akechi. I-”
“Ohoho, say no more, say no more!” she said excitedly. “I’ve been hearing about you from all the gossip and rumors, and now I finally get a chance to meet you!” She took out her notebook. “Do you have time for an interview? I’d be able to sell so many copies if I could talk to you! I’ll even compensate you for your time. What do you say???”
I carefully considered her offer. I knew if I said too much, she could easily tie us back to our activities as the Day Breakers and expose us. On the other hand, if I declined, she would get suspicious and investigate us anyway.
“Sure, I don’t mind,” I said. “I have nothing else going on today.”
“Really? Sweet!” Her eyes glinted. “Then, I know a good place to go! Come, follow me!” She practically took off into the town streets.
“Whoa, hey, wait!” I ran to catch up, but struggled to do so, both because of her seemingly unnatural speed running through the snow, made tougher by me trying to do so in heavy boots.
Somehow, I wasn’t surprised that she had led me to Geidontei. At first, I thought that a bar would be a poor location for an interview, but inside, I could see it was less busy, likely due to it being midday still. We found a quiet table towards the back, and got some drinks; Aya said she would pay the bill as part of the compensation.
“Phew, good thing it’s not busy.” She sat herself down. “Anyway, thanks for agreeing to do an interview. I… didn’t actually think you’d accept so readily.”
“Oh, it’s not a problem at all,” I said. “Back Outside, I was frequently invited for interviews for publications and on live TV, so something like this isn’t anything new for me.”
“Right. You call yourself the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective, so they say. Care to elaborate on that?”
“Absolutely.”
I gave her an account of my life as an Outside detective, mixing in my fake story about how both of my parents died young, with more factual details including my taking down of several gangs and organized crime groups, to the SIU recruiting me as a student detective.
“Wow, impressive,” she said, busily writing notes down. “So, you managed to balance your school and working lives? That must’ve been very tough; I’m told the schedules of Outside students are quite rigorous.”
“Oh, it was very strenuous,” I nodded. “Six days a week studying, and my only days off weren’t really days off as I had quite a lot of homework to do, not to mention going out and solving cases, making time for interviews, evading my fangirls… actually, I’ve gotten so used to always being on the move, that ever since I came here and life slowed down so much for me, I’ve found myself getting very antsy, constantly going out just so that I can be doing something.”
“Is that so?” Aya wrote some more. “Well, I suppose if you need something to do, you could always go and help those two solve incidents.” She laughed. “Actually, if anything can be called an ‘incident,’ it’s the fact that a guy like you managed to get on their good side in the first place, and so quickly at that!”
I sighed. “Well, I wasn’t called the Charismatic Ace Detective for no reason. You could call it an unwanted talent of mine. I could rarely go places in public without a horde of them vying for a view of me. Not even lying and saying I was gay was enough to shake them off at one point, and in hindsight I regret doing that because people started spreading rumors which I was forced to clear up.”
“Are you kidding? There’s people out there who’d kill for your charm and good looks! Seriously, you’re tall, handsome, and I can tell you work out a lot. That puts you ahead of just about every man and boy in the Village by default. Personally, I don’t think it’s a surprise at all that you managed to catch the eyes of those two. I mean, getting the big, tough shrine maiden Reimu interested in men is almost impossible to begin with, due to how she hates everyone equally.”
“Well, I wouldn’t call it ‘hating everyone,’ based on what I’ve seen,” I said. “She very obviously has a strenuous job where she puts her life on the line quite frequently; if I had her job, I’d be grouchy quite a lot too.”
“But she fights to keep the peace in Gensokyo, just as you did out there as a detective, and you’re not grouchy and resentful! How does that make you any different from her??”
Oh, if only she knew…
I shook my head. “Look, it’s one thing to have a gun pointed at you, which has happened to me more times than I care to count. Facing down a rampaging god who hurls suns everywhere is another matter entirely.”
“But both of you were facing death, in the name of justice! It's in the same ballpark!”
“I…” I thought about it, and chuckled. “Well… I suppose you’re right. Death is death, whether it’s from a bullet or in raging crimson hellfire. But still, even then, the bullet is instant.” I finished my glass, and looked at her; only then did I notice the bags under her eyes, which she had hidden quite well with her bubbly personality. She was also on dish number two of sake at this point. “Speaking of which, how do you view justice?”
Aya sat up. “E-eh? Where’s this coming from?”
“Well, you ask me about mine and Reimu’s senses of justice, so I think it’s fair I ask about yours. You go around and document things going on in Gensokyo, then report them in your paper, just like any Outside journalist. Does that include documenting crime in hopes that someone will step forward and reveal the culprit, or be inspired to go out and find them?”
Aya fidgeted with her pen, then set it down and took another drink. She smiled. “Look, I’m just a simple newswoman who earns her living by making and selling the Bunbunmaru. I report on things in Gensokyo, simply because I like it and I feel I have a talent for it, just as you have your talent for detective work.”
“I see…” Somehow, I could tell there was something she wanted to say, but couldn’t or wouldn’t. Given how I had my own secrets, I wasn’t one to judge.
Aya finished up her notes, put her notebook away, then got up. “Anyway, thanks for the interview. As I promised, I’ll cover the tab.” She reached into her pocket and got something out. “And just as a little bonus, I have these gold coins laying around. I’ll let you have one, since I think your interview was very valuable.”
I took the coin, and inspected it. It had an inscription of a tengu mask on it. “It’s very pretty.”
“Thanks! I hope to interview again! And just remember, if you ever need something, you can count on Aya Shameimaru of the Bunbunmaru news!” She smiled and waved, then went to the counter to pay the tab. I watched her leave, and she suddenly slumped her arms. Listening very carefully, I could hear her mumble something.
“...justice… if only I could…”
2/7
After lunch, I went out and walked the Village streets. It was flurrying this morning, but by now it had cleared up, and horse-drawn plows went up and down the streets. Children were out making snowmen and snow forts, having snowball fights, and fashioning igloos in which they hid and had “secret clubs” in. Shopkeepers were shouting and hawking their wares from their storefronts. The market was busy. People were criss-crossing all through the village.
And everywhere, from the school to the markets to the bars, people were gossipping about the same thing.
“Did you hear about that incident at that temple recently? They got a bunch of cards from people calling themselves the ‘Day Breakers.’”
“Oh, yeah, my sister was talking about it! She said she brought one of them back home with her, and it said something about Byakuren being a ‘false prophet’ or something.”
“A ‘false prophet?’ I mean, I’ve heard rumors about her, but do you think she’s actually a wicked person?”
“I dunno, maybe someone just has something against them. I’ve heard that Miko chick does.”
I kept to myself. I wanted my identity as a Day Breaker anonymous. Still, I should have known we’d get name recognition eventually, especially after pulling a stunt like that. Although… The idea of becoming an “urban legend” wasn’t at all a bad thought. Much like the Phantom Thieves, I wanted to remain secret, but at the same time I thought about the allure, the romance, the tantalizing mystery we could sow in the hearts of the villagers, and Gensokyo, as a whole, as we continued our endeavors in the Metaverse, righting wrongs which otherwise eluded justice.
I came back around to the main square. As I approached, I heard a woman’s shouts, and saw people walking in their direction. Rounding the corner, I could see the source of the shouts: an orator, standing atop a box, dressed in a strange, ornate dress: a blue vest with white sleeves and red buttons, a short black skirt, red and white ribbons coming off her back, and an intricate black hat with a gold plate crowning a head with green hair. A group of villagers had crowded around her to listen to what she had to say.
“You must all listen to me!” she shouted, holding her fist in the air. “Pain and suffering await those who lead sinful lives! Only by pursuing virtues, helping others, committing no crimes and respecting your family can you avoid being sent to Hell!”
I hung near the back of the crowd, listening to what she had to say. Probably just some religious zealot, I figured, but of course I had quickly learned that not only was religion real, but it practically ran Gensokyo as well. It was strange, though: this person looked like a young girl, but possessed a highly unfitting, powerful and compelling voice more suited to a much older and mature woman, and she acted the part, too.
Once she had finished speaking, the crowd dispersed, and I approached her as she stepped off the box and got ready to move it aside.
“That was a great speech,” I complimented. “I can tell you’re very passionate about your beliefs-”
She looked over at me. “You…” She walked right up to me, and the height difference between us was clear: she couldn’t have been much taller than the very short Nitori. “The two of us finally meet.”
I was puzzled. “What… do you mean?”
She scoffed. “I sensed your thick, overwhelming miasma of sin almost as soon as you appeared in Gensokyo. I checked with some other yamas, and the yama of Tokyo confirmed the full extent of your crimes with me.”
I tensed up, and my eyes widened. “M-my… crimes? Are… are you a-”
“Indeed,” she declared, putting her hand to her chest. “I am the yama of Gensokyo. Today is my day off, so I am here in the village warning people away from sin.” She looked around. “But, I trust you do not wish to speak of this matter in public. Follow me, then we can continue our discussion.”
I was still visibly shaking. “...sure…”
A few minutes later, we were outside of town, near the edge of the Forest of Magic. Once we stopped, the yama turned around and bowed.
“I apologize for not introducing myself. I am Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu. As I said before, I am the yama of Gensokyo.”
I bowed as well, attempting to be polite while still scared shitless. “A pleasure to meet you, Shiki-sama. I am-”
“Goro Akechi, also known as ‘Black Mask,’ terror of Tokyo who used the Metaverse to murder dozens and ruin the lives of countless others, all at the behest of corrupt officials, using powers granted to you by a malevolent God of Control who used you as a piece in his twisted game, taking advantage of your background as a bastard child,” she shot off quickly.
I sighed and stooped. “So you really do know everything…”
“Why wouldn’t I?” she said sternly. “It is the job of the yama to know the sins of everyone in their jurisdiction at any given time. On one hand, you are not nearly the biggest sinner in Gensokyo, even with your atrocious rap sheet, but among humans none have one which is longer. Truly, someone such as yourself deserves to be tortured in Hell for…” She thought for a moment, and counted with her fingers. “...well, let’s just say you don’t want to know the exact amount of time.”
I sighed again. Based on the Netherworld existing, I knew a judge of the dead had to exist somewhere. Now I had met that judge, perhaps far earlier than I would have liked. Even if she could do nothing now, I dreaded the day where my soul would face her in court, and she would hand down her judgement.
Again, though, I didn’t think that the judge would be so diminutive.
“So… I suppose that, since you know of my crimes, you want nothing more than to have the chance to judge me by them…”
Eiki looked down, then up again.
“...actually, no.”
I shot back up. “Er…”
“I judge the souls who come before me as yama. However, I hate few things more than to have to send those souls to Hell to repay their debts, and face punishment for their actions in life. What I really want to do is see them off, back into the Sea of Souls where they belong. I do not seek to condemn individuals, but rather, ensure that evil and corruption do not taint the natural order of things.” She held some sort of golden stick in front of herself. “You, of course, are familiar with the concept of ‘distortion.’ These evil, twisted thoughts are the source of our world’s pain and suffering. They’re what created that maniacal, twisted being, Yaldabaoth, who used you as a toy. And now, they are what you are fighting against.”
“How much do you know about the Metaverse?” I asked.
“You mean the Collective Unconscious? That invisible force of perception which sculpts the world around us? Every yama is very familiar with it, and I am no exception. But it is rare for a human to become aware of it as well, at least in life. You misused it before, in an attempt to get revenge and take out your frustrations against a society you felt rejected you. Now, you use the same power to fight against the very thing you unwittingly served.”
“What are you suggesting?” I asked?
“Normally, I’d call a soul like yours unable to be salvaged, at least enough to be able to avoid being sent to Hell. However, you are a special case, a possessor of a power no one else has, truly one with remarkable talent, skill and charisma which cannot be wasted. I would love to be able to not only see your soul avoid Hell, but earn the privilege of Heaven as well. Therefore,” she turned around, and pointed her stick at me. “I want to offer you my aid.”
I stepped back. A yama, offering me her assistance? Was she even allowed to do that???
“Your aid?”
“Indeed. I want to help you redeem your soul, to the maximum extent possible. Furthermore, I would also like to assist you in dealing with this incident. Consider yourself fortunate: normally, I do not meddle in the affairs of the mortal realm, but this unfolding mystery of hedonistic and exploitative sin in the Metaverse is too much of a threat to be allowed to exist. You are the only one who can deal with it. I only ask that you fully commit yourself to leading a virtuous life, and avoid the temptations and pitfalls put before you by those who slither in the dark.”
I thought about the deal she was offering. Certainly, I wanted my soul to be saved, and if a judge of the dead was personally offering to assist me in that regard… Well, my luck could not possibly have been any better. Then there was the matter of her impressive public speaking skills; if I could pick some of those up for myself, I might have better luck negotiating with shadows in the Metaverse.
The choice was clear, I felt. I would be a complete fool to pass it up.
I held out my hand. “I accept your offer, on the condition that you fully commit to assisting my endeavors in the Metaverse.”
“Of course I will,” she said. “Besides redeeming yourself, your actions have the potential to help Reimu and Marisa avoid that dark fate as well, among others.”
“Then, it is settled.” I reached down, she reached up, and together, we shook hands, inking the deal…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall be the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Judgement Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...
Notes:
So, I've hinted at her before, but this chapter introduces Kana Samaon, who may or may not be a stand-in for Sumire. It also formally introduces Aya into the story. And, for that matter, Eiki.
In the case of Eiki, I decided to shake up the usual formula of the Persona games by making Judgement a regular confidant, rather than late-game or endgame and directly tying into the ending. Because a judge of the dead and arbiter of supreme justice deserves no less.
My headcanon with Eiki regarding her memetic stature and in-game portrayal is that her smaller size is a power-saving form for when she's off-duty; at full strength, she's a statue and intimidating figure, kind of like Sae but even more. This same assumption is at play in my other story, Alola!, where at one point Guzma remarks that he thought she was a man at first.
Chapter 39: The Attack Dog of the Mountain
Chapter Text
2/8
aburaage: Hey Crow, can I get you to come out to the community message board in front of the central marketplace in the village?
pancakeman: I’ll be there in a few minutes.
I threw on my boots and jacket and made my way out to said message board, a large board propped up in front of the town’s central market where people posted things advertising services, things for sale, lost pets, and notices from the town hall. I arrived, and started looking for Reimu, but couldn’t see her face in the sea of kimonos parading up and down the streets.
“Hey, Goro, I’m over here.”
I turned my head to face a woman in a dull, red kimono with white flower designs, no doubt Reimu. “Good morning,” I said, walking over. “I apologize, I didn’t recognize you without your normal clothes and hair bow.”
“Well, I mean, I don’t wear that all the time,” she said. “I’ve got regular clothes, too. Plus, I didn’t want to cause a scene by coming here in my shrine maiden outfit.”
I examined her appearance, her elegantly designed kimono, socks with sandals, and without the bow and hair tubes her long, silky black hair was allowed to hang and flow freely, much like her Metaverse appearance.
“You look very different in that kimono,” I said. “And, if I must say, the very model of Yamato Nadeshiko, graceful, wise, mature and obedient, but holding a fierce wildfire underneath all of that.”
Reimu stepped back and blushed. “I, er…”
“Yeah, if only she’d keep her mouth shut, then she’d be a real Japanese beauty,” came Marisa’s voice. We looked to the left, and saw a Marisa with a very different appearance than I’d come to know: she wore a purple kimono with faint wavy designs on it, but more than that, she lacked her trademark hat, her hair was straightened without the braid, and it was reddish-orange.
“Marisa,” I said, “why do you-”
“Look like this?” She grasped a lock of hair. “I learned a color-changin’ spell a million years ago to make it red. I do it whenever I have to hide my identity. Villagers sometimes think an incident is up if I roll in lookin’ like a witch, plus it prevents my dad from knowin’ it’s me. The same spell makes my eyes red, too, just like Reimu over here.”
“Indeed, you look like a completely different person,” I said.
Reimu shook her head. “We’re not here to discuss appearances. We’re here because I need to show you something.” She reached for the message board and removed a note pinned to it. “I saw this note this morning when I came down to buy some groceries.” She read us the note. “Hello. I’m hoping this message reaches the famous Day Breakers. I can’t reveal my identity, but I live on Youkai Mountain. There’s a person who lives there, guards the mountain even, who is unabashedly and abusively racist against crow tengu, even calling them ‘corvos.’ Her name is Momiji Inubashiri. I’m hoping that you can do to her what you did to Byakuren Hijiri, if only so that her bigotry can be stopped.”
Reimu folded the note and looked at us. “So… what do you think?”
“I think we should call a meeting to discuss this,” I said. “I don’t want to do it in public.”
“Good idea,” Marisa said.
A couple of hours later, all of us had convened in the Hall of the Day Breakers. Reimu tossed the note onto the table so that everyone could take turns reading it.
“Momiji Inubashiri,” Nitori said. “She’s one of the White Wolf Tengu who patrol Youkai Mountain and repel intruders.”
“White Wolf Tengu?” I asked.
“Yes. Both Japanese Crow Tengu and Chinese Wolf Tengu live in Gensokyo,” Nitori explained. “They live in a city further up the mountain, Tengu City. The wolf tengu comprise most of the guard, but… they tend to be treated as second-class citizens.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
“The Tengu have a caste system,” Reimu said. “At the top is Lord Tenma; that’s not actually their name, it’s a title that the ruler of the Tengu is given. I say ‘their’ because they never present themselves to non-Tengu, and their identity is a closely-guarded secret. Under them are the Daitengu, who answer to them directly and manage all the other types. Next are the Crow Tengu, who make up the majority of the Tengu population. Below Crow Tengu are the Long-nose Tengu, the red-skinned ones with long noses whom I’m told resemble Western goblins; they do a lot of busy work behind the scenes, including making maps, and they can do it without going outside, so they’re rarely seen by outsiders. Then there’s the White Wolf Tengu, which is what Momiji is; as Nitori said, they’re all conscripted into the guard and are managed by the Crow Tengu, who have a tendency to treat them like dirt. They’re effectively the lowest-ranking Tengu on the mountain, since the only lower-ranked ones, the Yamabushi, don’t even live in the city.”
“Castes… in other words, forced classes which one cannot hope to advance out of. I’m familiar with the concept; they have a caste system in India.” I put my hand on the table. “No wonder she would be bitter and her desires would warp to the point of spewing venom at her superiors and the citizenry.”
“Racism of any kind is unacceptable,” Byakuren said. “It’s the sort of thing the Evil One espouses in us to try and divide us.”
“Yes, but that’s not what’s at issue here,” Reimu said.
“...hm?”
“Obviously, being racist is wrong, but the thing I’m most concerned about is the fact that this note even exists. The only ones who live on Youkai Mountain who would care about Momiji doing this are Crow Tengu, the target of her hate, if this letter is to be believed. Like all youkai, they’re forbidden from entering the village without authorization and an agreement to keep their youkai identity a secret. There is only one Crow Tengu who possesses this authorization, visits the village regularly, AND associates with Momiji enough to want to make a request like this. She is the very same person whose notice we’re trying to avoid: Aya Shameimaru.”
Marisa rubbed her chin. “Aya, huh? Why would she do something like… ah.”
“The villagers have started to gossip about the Day Breakers,” Youmu added. “We sent Byakuren the calling card in a very audacious fashion, so it shouldn’t have surprised us that people would start talking about us.”
“I suspect Aya has been suspicious of us for a while,” Reimu suggested. “Ever since we destroyed Yuyuko’s fortress, and Crow started visiting all of us.”
“Yeah, that's the reason why I made the hideout here inside the Metaverse, so that Aya couldn’t find it,” Nitori said.
“I’m thinking she’s the one who wrote this note,” Reimu suggested. “She wants us to take on this case so that she can verify it’s us. After all, we met in the village for a few minutes so I could show you the note; she may have been around the corner spying on us for all we know. Hell, she wouldn’t have even needed to be physically there; she can simply listen to the winds to hear our conversation from clear across Gensokyo.”
I laced my hands together and sighed. “Aya is turning out to be a major obstacle in our operation. She can stalk us from literally anywhere, and she’s absolutely voracious for information, wherever she can get it, no matter what the subject is.”
“This is a difficult situation,” Reimu said. “Silencing her would be difficult: I could probably do it, but Aya is a very old, very powerful Tengu, and she would put up a hell of a fight if she realized I was trying for her life. And since she technically hasn’t committed a crime which threatens Gensokyo, doing so would create far greater problems and get all of the Tengu on my ass.”
“There’s also the matter of another person no one has brought up yet,” Nitori said. “Aya has a rival, Hatate Himekaidou, who runs a competing paper, the Kakashi Spirit News. And unlike Aya, she’s got what are basically psychic powers that let her interpret events via ‘thoughtography,’ so she doesn’t even have to leave her house to write articles.”
My forehead hit the table. “Great, just great. So we also potentially have a psychic eavesdropping on us. How much worse could this situation get???”
“What should we do?” Mamiko asked.
“I’ll see if I can get some recent copies of both papers, just to make sure there’s no recent articles of any of us,” Marisa said.
“Just so you know, I was recently interviewed by Aya for her paper, although I gave no incriminating information,” I said. “I was… politely asked, shall we say, to do it.”
“Well, of course she’d want to interview you,” Reimu said. “Outsiders don’t come along often, and certainly not ones who engage in spell card battles or are quick to make friends with me and Starburst.”
“She’s likely keeping a close eye on you,” Youmu warned. “You’ll need to be careful with your movements from now on.”
“Indeed, especially since we’re very close to Tengu territory,” Byakuren said. “They’re just up the mountain from the ravine. It would be easy for Aya to spy on us from here.”
“We need to keep all Day Breaker discussion limited to my communicators, or in the Metaverse,” Nitori said.
“Right,” I said. “Anything we discuss here is safe and hidden away from her. So we need to keep it that way.”
Mamiko raised her hand. “What of the request?”
“Well, I mean, it’s legit,” Marisa said. “I did speak to the key, and Momi’s shadow is lurking in Ethos somewhere.”
“And I, for one, happen to know Momiji actually says those things. ‘Corvo’ is a super offensive insult, on par with Japanese Korean-bashing, the English N-Word, and other things like that, and she tosses them around as casually as ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye.’ She practically hisses at her superiors, to the point that her bosses don’t go near her. She’s basically a cantankerous asshole who no one wants to be around. And worst of all, she cheats at shogi.”
“Okay, but considering what we were just talking about, what stake do we have in dealing with it,” Reimu added, “knowing that doing so could expose us to Aya?”
“We did say we stand for justice across Gensokyo,” I said. “And while Momiji herself does not possess a full fortress, we may get clues from her shadow about who might. She may not be the only person whose shadow is affected by the Tengu’s caste system; there are likely others, and there could very well be a fortress in the center of it all.”
“A Tengu having a fortress would make sense,” Youmu said. “So far, both fortresses we have destroyed were ruled by persons of authority, namely Yuyuko-sama and Priest. While we can’t yet prove that they’re the only ones who can have fortresses, we also haven’t yet proven that others can have them. So it’s definitely possible that authority figures should be who we focus our investigations on.”
“I’m still bothered by what those shadows were saying right after Priest awakened her Persona,” I said. “They called her a ‘prisoner’ before they corrected themselves. This raises the possibility that fortresses don’t happen on their own: they could be targeted to specific individuals.”
“That wouldn’t surprise me,” Mamiko said. “Ethos can take control of shadows and direct them to do its bidding, almost as if the tower itself were alive…”
“And if that’s the case,” I said, “then of course it would target those who could do the most damage if their desires became distorted.”
“But, why does it create fortresses?” Byakuren asked. “If it can house the shadows of other individuals, I mean…”
“Well, we’ve found that destroying fortresses unlocks more of the tower for us to explore,” Reimu said. “Perhaps the fortresses act as locks to prevent intruders from reaching the top. We’ll know we’ve destroyed every fortress if we can reach the top, and confront whatever waits up there…”
“And who knows, maybe the shadows of other people just get caught up in it,” Marisa suggested.
I thought about Ethos, then thought about Mementos, which acted as a “prison of regression” which represented the distortion of the public as a whole, and how the palace rulers were escapees, so said Doremy. Ethos seemed to be almost the opposite of Mementos while still serving similar purposes: it rose into the sky, rather than digging down into the depths. The fortress rulers were prisoners, rather than escapees. At the same time, it still draws in shadows and distortions; perhaps it uses all of them as added security to prevent us from reaching the top? What about the Reaper? It also appeared in Mementos; what purpose did it serve in Ethos? And what about Jose? Why did he appear both here and in Mementos? There were too many unanswered, and perhaps unanswerable, questions, until, of course, we continued up the tower to uncover its secrets. But to do that, we had to find and destroy fortresses. The best way to find fortresses was to interrogate shadows of people in Ethos. It was a catch-22, one which we had to find a way to break.
“Whatever the case, we need to make a decision about whether to take on Momiji’s shadow. If we take her on, it may cause Aya to figure out that we are the Day Breakers. On the other hand, we may be able to get some information on other possible distorted individuals, not to mention put an end to her constant abuse and bigotry.”
“And even if we don’t go after Momiji’s shadow, I’ve got an update on one of our targets from last week,” Marisa said. “Remember Masashito Takanashi, the bully? He mentioned another kid named Hideo. I talked to Alice, since she goes to the Temple School a lot to do her puppet shows; she told me that he might have been talking about Hideo Ginza, one of Keine’s older kids. I tried putting his name into the key, and it spat back a match. So I’d like to go take care of him, if possible. Because bullying is shitty, y’know.”
Indeed, bullying was ‘shitty.’ Nobody objected to going after Hideo’s shadow.
“Now then, we simply need to decide on whether to also take on Momiji. Remember, if one person disagrees, everyone does.”
Marisa sighed. “It’s a tough call. I mean, on one hand, we’d gain a lot of stuff by doing it, but on the other hand, if Aya found out…”
“If I could offer an idea that might change your minds about it,” I said, “if Aya really is the one who made this request, it’s possible she’s not doing it simply to figure out that we are the Day Breakers. She may, in fact, genuinely require our help.”
“Why do you say that?” Reimu asked.
“When she interviewed me the other day, she acted bright and bubbly until I brought up the subject of justice, after which she tensed up and became uncertain. She put on the bubbly mask again as she wrapped up the interview, but as she left the tavern I saw her become rather sullen.”
The room was briefly silent.
“That’s…”
“Interesting,” Youmu noted. “Normally, Crow Tengu such as herself are very proud, and never show weakness to anyone. If she acted like that around you, of all people, then something must be seriously troubling her and making her feel hopeless.”
“Hopeless, huh…” Marisa said. “I’ve never known Aya to ever get hopeless over anything. A bit pouty over not finding news material, maybe, but not hopeless and desperate.”
“But that would still suggest she probably knows we’re the Day Breakers by now, and she’s just doing this to verify that it’s us,”
“Perhaps, but think of it this way: if she’s asking us for help, it means she thinks we can solve an issue that she can’t,” I said. “Which means we have some leverage over her. In fact, it’s not out of the question that we could win her to our side.”
“If we won her to our side…” Marisa grinned. “I like it. Guess crows are clever, after all.”
“Not only that, it would make it easier to gather intel on possible targets in Tengu City, if we had a Tengu on our side,” Youmu said. “They famously don’t allow outsiders into their town, unless they’re invited.”
“I see,” I nodded. “In that case, I’ll personally handle Aya and ensure she does not become a problem for us.”
“And I’ll see if I can keep Hatate in check,” Marisa said. “I have the ability to visit the Tengu City; Iunno if it’s because they think I’m as clever as them, or if it’s just because Mamizou’s Futatsuiwa Clan Curse attack turns me into a crow.”
“Er…”
“I’ll explain it to you later,” Byakuren said.
“Right,” I said. “In that case, I vote that we should target Momiji’s shadow as well.”
“I agree,” Mamiko said.
“Me too,” Youmu said.
“I’m for it,” Marisa said.
“You made a good case, I’m going to say yes,” Nitori said.
“And I say yes as well,” Byakuren said.
We looked at Reimu. “Once again, your vote is all we need,” I told her. “Do you think it’s worth it to go after Momiji’s shadow, knowing the potential risks?”
Reimu mused for a moment, then nodded. “I still have doubts, but I trust Crow’s and everyone else’s judgement. If nothing else, I can deal with Aya if need be. So, yes, let’s do it.”
“Excellent,” I smiled. “Now then, let’s get going. I’d like to take care of these as quickly as possible.”
We quickly made our way inside the tower of Ethos. According to Marisa, both of our targets were in the new Dhyana block, so we started searching there. Along the way, we sharpened our skills against the shadows there, picked up some treasure and flowers, and as always kept an eye out for the Reaper, who was ready to tear us a new one if it ever caught up to us.
We soon found Hideo’s shadow, and challenged him. He turned into a Black Frost, and came at us.
“This is just like Jack Frost,” Reimu said. “Should I roast him?”
“Actually, don’t,” I cautioned. “Black Frosts are far tougher than regular Jack Frosts. They’re not weak to Fire attacks; in fact, they will bounce them right back at you.”
“He’s right,” Nitori affirmed. “Fire, Nuke, Curse and especially Ice are gonna fall flat. It needs to be Bless attacks. Go for it, Priest!”
“Understood.” Byakuren got ready to tumble, with Reimu coming in from behind. With Marisa drawing Mudos away, they pinched him in and took him down in short order. So effective were they that I barely did anything myself, only casting Sukunda at one point to disorient it.
“Why do you have to go after me??” Shadow Hideo complained.
“Because your bullying prompted another boy to bully the kids at the Temple School,” Reimu scolded.
“What was I supposed to do? My parents fight all the time, and they often take it out on me.”
I shook my head. A broken household, an all-too common discovery when I investigated crimes and individuals. When there was no compassion in the home, it drove children into gangs, and from there into crime. I realized we may very well have stopped this boy from becoming a delinquent, but at the same time I knew we likely still had work to do: seeing if we could fix his parent’s possible distortions as well. Assuming we couldn’t get him to do it, of course.
“I want you to go home and tell your parents to stop fighting, and that it’s hurtful to you,” I told him, “as long as you promise to stop bullying other kids.”
Hideo sniffled. “Will that work?”
“A child’s words cut deepest,” Byakuren assured him.
He nodded. “Okay, then, I will.” His shadow disappeared into light. I took his treasure bud, a Taunt skill card, and we moved on.
Further up from Hideo, we discovered Momiji’s shadow, standing guard in front of a golden treasure chest, with sword and shield in hand.
“HALT!” she shouted. “I will not let you pass here!”
I swept my hand. “I’m afraid we cannot obey. We will destroy your distortion, by force if necessary.”
“Distortion? Bullshit! If anyone’s distorted, it’s those bitch-ass corvos who think they’re hot stuff and treatin’ me like shit!”
“You need to stop,” Byakuren insisted, “you’re taking out your frustration in precisely the wrong way! It’s what the evil Mara wants you to do!”
“If anyone’s evil, it’s all you fucking corvos who want to shut me up like the other fucking corvos!” She quivered, then dissolved and turned into Orthrus. “Now fuck off, all of you!”
I pulled my glove. “Seems like she won’t settle for talking. Let’s get this done quickly.”
“Affirmative.” Nitori started running her scan, but Shadow Momiji didn’t wait: she pounced at us, forcing us into action, repelling her with physical blows and guns.
“Goddamn!” Marisa exclaimed. “I knew she was dedicated, but I didn’t think she’d be this aggressive!”
“Doktor, what’s the analysis??” I shouted.
“Just finished: don’t use Fire or Nuke. Use Ice!”
“Ice? Fury, Ice!”
“On it,” Youmu said. Me and Reimu backed her up, using our Ice attacks to back up hers, which were weaker than ours but somewhat mitigated by her having recently learned Bufula. We managed to freeze the Ice-weak Shadow Momiji into place right as she was about to use a Fire attack.
“Permission to strike?” Youmu asked.
“Absolutely,” I nodded.
“Perfect.” She brandished her blade, and summoned her Persona for a devastating combination attack: her Persona fed power into her blade, before she dashed forward. Aiming for the heads, she swung away, slicing off both of them at once. She landed on the other side, on her feet, and simply sheathed her sword, the shadow exploding behind her right as she did.
Momiji’s shadow reformed into her normal self, kneeling down and catching her breath. We surrounded her, and she looked up at all of us.
“God...damn...you guys,” she panted. “What do you all think you’re trying to prove, beating up a peon like me??”
“We don’t allow anyone to commit sins and wrongdoings,” Byakuren proclaimed. “We find shadows like you and make you see your distortion in order to free you from the dark cloud of evil.”
“Gah,” Shadow Momiji grunted. “You can’t understand the amount of frustration I have pent up over the whole caste bullshit! No matter what I do, no matter how hard I work and how dedicated I am to my job, I can’t ever advance my position and be rewarded for it! I… I take it out on all of them as a way to rebel… Aya-san gets it the most because she’s my boss, but…”
“But you don’t have anything against her personally,” Nitori finished for her, “aside from your jealousy of her being in a higher caste.”
“Exactly! And even then, I’ve heard her bitch about her own inability to advance despite her age and experience as the captain of the guard! It’s not just me, the whole damn system is broke! Whose fucking idea was the caste system to begin with?!?” She slammed her fist onto the floor, her face red and seething and with tears streaming down her face. “Fucking fuck and damn it all!”
Byakuren reached out to her. “Calm down, Momiji-san. Yelling about it and cursing your superiors isn’t going to fix the problem, but I can understand your frustration.”
Shadow Momiji looked up at her. “What would you know? You’re just some youkai who tries to be a Buddhist monk!” She sniffled and held onto her. “But, maybe you’re right. My energy is wasted just insulting everyone. Normally, I’d be too proud to admit it, like any Tengu, but I need to get help. I need to get someone to help.”
“We can help you,” I said. “We know your distortion was caused by someone else’s, most likely.”
“Indeed,” Shadow Momiji sighed. “But, I still have to guard the mountain. It’s my life, and I have a sworn duty to uphold Youkai Mountain’s peace and security. But that doesn’t mean I can’t ask someone else to solve the problem in my stead.”
“Then do it,” Nitori requested. “And don’t cheat at Shogi anymore.”
Shadow Momiji broke into raucous laughter. “Oh, yes, I suppose that’s my actual biggest crime as a White Wolf Tengu.” She shone white while she was still laughing, then disappeared, leaving behind a book.
“A book?” Reimu wondered.
“Well, I’m sure she gets bored on the job,” Marisa shrugged. “Just something to read to pass the time…”
“...no.” I picked it up, and looked at it’s cover. “Not just any book.” I showed the book to the others. It’s title: Animal Farm. “This book is an allegory of the Bolshevik takeover of Russia. No doubt she subconsciously wanted to take down the current Tengu government, but given her state of mind it would have turned out no better than the Soviet Union.”
“So, in other words, she was getting to the point of wanting to stage a revolution,” Reimu said. “Reminds me of a certain amanojaku whose ass I want to fry so bad…”
“Yeah, but Seija wanted to overturn Gensokyo’s order basically for the hell of it,” Marisa said. “Despite her powers, she should have known that the strong rule the weak, no matter what, and we proved that by beatin’ her and forcin’ her on the lam. Momiji here is fed up with what she thinks is a corrupt system, and she wants to get rid of it. That, I can totally get behind.”
Nitori kicked her feet. “So, what happens now?”
“Right this second, nothing,” I said. “Most changes of heart take time to process. She did promise she’ll tell someone else about her frustrations and persuade them to fix the system in her place. She’ll definitely make good on that promise; who she asks, however, is anyone’s guess.”
“But I suspect it’ll most likely be Aya,” Youmu said. “She does report to her frequently, and being a Crow Tengu, Aya would have a greater ability to act on Momiji’s concerns. Especially if Aya herself wrote the note.”
“Yeah… now that I think about it, this trap could go both ways,” Marisa suggested.
“Just as Aya would suspect us if we changed Momiji’s heart, so would she react to the change of heart if she were the one who requested,” Byakuren said.
“Exactly what I thought,” Marisa said. “Seems great minds think alike.”
Meanwhile, I could see Reimu off to the side coughing.
I looked over at Mamiko, who was at the back of the group, observing us silently. She then realized I was facing her. “Er… I apologize if I’m not speaking much. There is still much I don’t know about Gensokyo…”
“No, ‘yer totally fine, Bull,” Marisa smiled. “We don’t expect ‘ya to be an expert. ‘Yer just as much of a newbie to Gensokyo as Crow over here is.”
“That’s right,” I nodded. “But I’m sure we can learn more about Gensokyo the more we go on adventures together.”
“And besides, we’re doing this in part to solve the mystery of Ethos,” Nitori said. “That’s your main goal, isn’t it?”
Mamiko nodded. “Indeed. I will do my best to help us work toward that goal.”
I heard chains rattling in the distance. “That’s our cue to leave,” I said. “Let’s go. We can discuss more after Momiji’s change of heart processes.” I led us to the nearest safe floor, warped back down to the entrance, exchanged some flowers with Jose for supplies, and rowed back to shore before we parted for the day.
Chapter 40: Two Men
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
2/9
I braved the cold of winter, the persistent assault of snowflakes, and the occasional burst of hail, to fly to the Hakurei Shrine.
I had only one objective. Two, if Reimu felt up to Spell Card practice.
I touched down, passed by the komano statues, and entered the main shrine. There, on the side, behind the bars, was the man who I wished to meet.
“Good morning, Maruki-san,” I said. “How have you been?”
Maruki looked up from his breakfast, a bowl of porridge. “Good morning, Akechi-kun.”
I knelt down. “I see Reimu-san has been feeding you well? I was told she doesn’t have much of a food budget.”
“Well, you see…”
At that moment, Suika walked in with fruit and tea. “Good morning! Am I interrupting your ‘dude time?’”
I shook my head. “Not at all. I just wanted to check up on Reimu’s prisoner, that's all.”
“Well, I mean, girls outnumber guys here in Gensokyo. Interrupting ‘dude time’ is a serious breach of etiquette, after all~” She slipped the food through the slot in the cell.
“Thank you,” Maruki said. He took a sip of the tea. “...this is quite delicious.”
“We drink a lot of tea here in Gensokyo, and a proud oni like me only wants the best for myself and others.”
“I thought you only drank sake,” I said.
“‘Ey, just because I get my strength from sake doesn’t mean that a spot of tea every now and then isn’t uncalled for,” Suika replied.
Maruki looked at her between bites. “So, you really are an oni?”
“Not just any oni. You probably know me by my old name: Shuten-doji.”
“You are… Shuten-doji???” Maruki was puzzled. “But… I thought that you-”
“There’s a lotta stuff the history books don’t get right,” she said. “I’m sure you’ll realize that, in however much time it takes for the Sages to come by and make their decision. Of course, Yukarin is still hibernatin’, I reckon she’ll be up in time for flower-viewin’.”
“I have yet to see Yukari-sama myself,” I said. “Since I came near the beginning of Winter…”
“How did you arrive here in Genoskyo?” Maruki asked. “Or, well, what I mean to ask is, what was it like when you got here?”
“What was it like?” I thought back to that day. “I fell out of the sky, and was found unconscious in the snow by a forest hermit. She brought me back to her house and nursed me back to health. I woke up on Christmas Day. That day, her friend from town came to visit, and led me back to the village. She found me housing and work with the owner of a secondhand shop, and I’ve been working for him ever since.”
“I see,” Maruki nodded. “Your situation now is sort of like Ren-kun’s, living in the attic of LeBlanc and working for Sakura-san.”
“Well, except I’m not on probation,” I smiled.
Suika got up and stretched. “Well, I’d love to stay and talk, but I got shit to get to today, so I’ll let you two have your ‘dude time.’”
I looked around. “Speaking of which, would you happen to know where Reimu is?”
“That’s actually part of the business I hafta get to today,” she said. “This month’s full moon is a couple days from now, and youkai attacks always ramp up on the days around it, so she has to ramp up her patrols; I offered her a hand in investigating. Usually, she says no, but this time she actually said yes without hesitatin’.” She shrugged. “Usually, she’s too cranky to let a youkai help her with her job, but she’s been actin’ differently ever since you came into the picture. Iunno, maybe havin’ a guy friend is makin’ her act strange.” She then promptly left, leaving me and Maruki together to continue our chat.
Once she was out of earshot, I turned back to Maruki. “So, yes, I survived Shido’s palace, and ended up here. But… how did you know all of that?”
Maruki chuckled. “Well, I suppose you could say that, just as you were spying on me, so was I keeping an eye on you. Ren-kun. He would talk at length about you, and he confided his suspicions to me about you. That’s how I learned about ‘palaces,’ and, more specifically, how Shido had one.” He shook his fist. “After I lost Rumi, Shido and his cronies swooped in like vultures and stole all of my cognitive psience research. I lost everything, and cursed the world around me.” He looked up, and adjusted his glasses. “That’s when it happened. I was visiting Rumi at the psychiatric ward. Just when I had lost hope that I could heal her pain, I felt… something awaken within me. A power. A power which I found could erase Rumi’s memory of that horrific incident… at the cost of making her forget about me.”
“Ah, yes, the murder of Rumi’s parents,” I nodded. “I myself did not investigate that case, but I know Naoto Shirogane eventually found the killers hiding out in a shack in the hills outside Niigata. You have her to thank for avenging Rumi’s family.”
“I know that,” Maruki said, “but that still doesn’t heal the pain in my heart from losing her. However… I realized that I had the ability to erase traumas, and give everyone the happy, painless lives they wished for, even if it was, and I realize now, an illusion. I had gained the power to directly alter people’s cognitions. I did this with Sumire, to make her think she was Kasumi in order to remove the suicidal depression and self-loathing which she possessed. I realized now that this power was, in fact, my Persona.”
I looked down. “So… you awakened a Persona. That’s why I could never find your shadow; it had already become your Persona by the time I was assigned to silence you.”
“Indeed. Over the course of my time at Shujin, I interviewed several students and asked them about their pasts and traumas, including every member of the Phantom Thieves. I learned enough about the human heart, and advanced my Cognitive Psience research enough during that time, that I was able to piece together a damning report that I brought to one of my old professors. By that point, he was already under Shido’s thumb, but I just wanted to stick it in his face and spite him anyway.” He took a sip of his tea. “It was at that point that the world around me distorted, and a golden statue appeared before me. At first, I was frightened by what was going on, and what this ghastly thing, with black tentacles coming out of it sprawled across the ground, was. Then it spoke up, explained it was, in fact, me, my inner power, and that the time to change the world was at hand. After that, I understood perfectly. I took control of the cognitive world, the Metaverse, and sought to create a perfect world where there was no pain and suffering, by using my power to manipulate cognitions on a mass scale. I felt that, even if I could never attain happiness again, I could keep others from knowing my pain.”
He looked down. “That’s when it happened. I took Sumire into my palace, the place from which I controlled the cognitive world, when she remembered the truth about her past and was on the verge of mentally breaking down. I tried to help her regain happiness. Ren, and the version of you I created not knowing you were still alive, disagreed. Eventually, the other Phantom Thieves, who had somehow broken the spell I had placed upon them, barged into the room as well. And… that’s when she made her appearance known. She was there with, I guess, Marisa as well, but throughout the ensuing fight she was the focus of my intrigue and fear. An angel with one demonic wing, who fought fiercely and relentlessly and kept going on about a ‘Gensokyo’ place whose balance I was threatening. In my then-current state of mind, I simply dismissed it all as religious folly, but I know now she wasn’t lying. She was hell-bent on delivering justice to me, and were it not for Marisa’s intervention, she would have executed me right there.”
“We think there was a purpose behind that,” I said.
“...what do you mean?” Maruki asked.
“Right after coming here, I discovered that Gensokyo has a Metaverse incident of its own: there’s a central tower, known as Ethos, which spawns and imprisons people’s shadows within ‘fortresses.’ It is very similar to Mementos. We’re starting to believe this incident has a central mastermind; exactly who, we don’t know yet. I met with a tapir named Doremy Sweet, who manages the Dream World and is familiar with these sorts of things. She told me that some force had thrust Reimu and Marisa’s dream bodies into your palace, with one goal: killing you. Because of Marisa’s action, it failed. This most recent time, it may have sent Reimu alone, figuring that she would kill you for certain, without Marisa to stop her.”
“Indeed. The second time I met her, was the ‘Day of Fates’ on which I meant to finalize my actualization, to rid the world of pain forever. The Phantoms, of course, showed up to stop me, but she appeared as well. The Phantoms fought valiantly, but her fighting style was nothing short of aggressive and relentless. I soon evolved my Persona into its ultimate form, Adam Kadmon, and declared the finality of my reality. She dueled me one-on-one, and managed to defeat me; even though my power was far greater, she was the more skilled combatant, and I simply could not react to her quick movements and fast strikes.”
“That wouldn’t surprise me, based on the stories she has told me,” I said. “Her family is a lineage of warriors responsible for maintaining Gensokyo’s balance, eliminating threats posed by youkai, gods, ghosts and evil spirits wielding phenomenal power. She has told me she had been training for fierce combat ever since she was only four, and killed her first offender when she was only five. So, yes, she’s a seasoned combatant, because she’s been fighting for over twenty years.”
“Over… twenty years?” Maruki asked. “But, she doesn’t seem that old…”
“Her twenty-seventh birthday is actually next month, on the third. She just doesn’t age as fast as normal humans, for some unknown reason.”
“Is that so?” Maruki chuckled. “Interesting… then, she is actually only one month younger than Rumi. Her birthday is the 3rd of February, which was also my ‘Day of Fates.” He shook his head. “In any case, in a desperate bid to win against them, I merged with Adam Kadmon and unleashed the full force of my vision. Just when I thought I had turned the tables, however, they suddenly received a tremendous burst of power, which Sumire noted was due to, apparently, doors on their backs. I saw the cause was a woman, floating in the background, feeding power into them. I tried to strike her directly, but I suppose she saw it coming, because she then used her power on Ren’s Persona to power it up and have it land a crippling blow. The Thieves held back our last, desperate strike, and Reimu used the opportunity to fire a shot which broke my mask. That caused Adam Kadmon to die, and my dream world to come apart. She was absolutely unrepentant, still wishing to execute me for my crimes. I cried out, cursing my ruined life and the world’s tyranny. The floor broke below me, and I resigned myself to my fate…” He finished his tea. “And then, she reached over and grabbed my hand. She looked me in the eyes. And she proclaimed, ‘I will hold you to your actions. I will see justice done.”
“...I see,” I nodded. “And then somehow, you ended up here, and became Reimu’s prisoner, awaiting whatever fate she has in store for you.”
“Indeed…” Maruki looked sullen. “I’ve been taken to another world, away from everything I know. But then… I don’t know if I can face the real world anymore.”
I shook my head. “Believe me, I thought the same. How the Outside would learn of my crimes, if they haven’t already. But it isn’t like I don’t want to face justice: my apartment would have been liquidated by now, my belongings given away, all in the belief I am dead, so nothing would be left for me out there anyway; if nothing else, restarting would be very, very difficult, and my status as a bastard would be public and inescapable. Here, I have a chance to start over, to build a new name for myself, and atone for my crimes by discarding my sins and pursuing a pious life.” I took out my Metaverse key, and spun it around my finger. “And with this brewing incident, I believe I’m off to a good start.”
Maruki smiled. “I’m glad you’re fighting for your own future and ideals, Akechi-kun.”
“Just call me Goro,” I said.
Maruki slumped back. “Still… I wished to grant everyone a world without pain or suffering. Where did I go so wrong, that the Phantom Thieves would oppose such a world?”
I looked up at him. “Because great people make the world great, and they inspire others to follow in their steps. Pain and suffering are intolerable, but we also grow from them, and move on from them. Death is inescapable: everyone dies eventually. Everyone experiences loss. The world has corrupt individuals, some of whom escape justice. Unless, of course, great men and women stand up to them and expose them, risking death and ruin while doing so. That is what separates the Phantom Thieves from you. And… what separated them from me, too.” I slumped back. “I saw the world as a cruel, dark, dirty place which needed to be eliminated. He saw good in the populace and felt it could be saved. In the end, his ideals saw him and his crew to the corrupt God of Control, formed from the distorted desires of the masses, and defeated it. With Mementos gone and your ‘perfect world’ no more, the people of the world will surely wake up to the injustices around them and demand action and change. In other words, they’ll make their own ‘perfect world.’”
Maruki looked down, and chuckled. “Hehe… so, in other words, they would rather create their own ideal reality, rather than accept and embrace the one I literally gave them. I…”
I got up, and walked toward the door. I looked back at him. “Perhaps you will find the strength to overcome your own pain, as others have done.” I then exited, and shut the door behind me.
2/10
I was going through my morning rounds, when the bell rang, and I saw Keine come through the door.
“Good morning~” she chirped. “How are you doing?”
“I’m fine,” I said, hefting a heavy oak chest across the room.
“It’s good to see you,” Masato said. “How’s the school going?”
“It’s going great,” she said. “Recently, two bullies came to me and apologized for their actions. It was so sudden, and came out of nowhere, and I’m glad that they did. I did, of course, have to follow through and give both of them detention, but they seemed sincere in their apologies, so I”m glad both of them had a change of heart.”
I made no expression, but inside, I was glad that our handiwork had paid off.
“Well, that’s great, I suppose,” Masato said. “Certainly can’t have the kids growing up to be delinquents.” He then laughed. “Now, if only you could have been my teacher back when I was kid, then maybe I would have been less of a rapscallion…”
“I’m fairly certain it runs in the family,” Keine said bluntly. “You are your daughter’s father, after all.”
Masato sat back down. “Oh, I suppose so…”
Keine then turned to me. “In any case, I have a favor to ask of you, today.”
“What is it?” I asked.
“I’m giving a lecture today on the geography of Japan to my kids today. I was going to have Kosuzu as a guest speaker, but she said she was doing something with Reimu today, so I was wondering if you could fill in for her. You’re from Outside, after all, so I’m sure you’d be very familiar with the subject.”
I considered her favor. “Well, I mean, my own knowledge of Outside geography is limited to what I remember from my own classes, as well as the places I’ve had to visit as a detective, and then mostly in the context of police precincts…” I smiled. “But if it’s for the sake of you and the kids, then I will do it.”
Keine clapped her hands. “Splendid! I knew you would say yes, and I’m glad you did. The kids love you, after all.”
Masato chuckled. “Well, that young man certainly has a way with people, I’ll give him that.” He looked at me. “Tell you what: I’ll consider this part of your work for the week. Helping out the kids at the Temple School is important, after all.”
“Thank you,” I bowed. “I’ll do my best.” I got my jacket on, and followed Keine over to the school.
“And this island, up here, is Hokkaido. It is a cold place, and gets lots of snowfall each winter. In Sapporo, the capital city, they hold an annual snow sculpture festival which draws thousands of tourists.”
The kids in the class looked on with awe, with some taking notes, as I pointed my cue to various places on the map of Japan with my cue.
“How do Outsiders get to the island?” one of the kids asked. “You said there’s bridges to all the others.”
“Well, there is no bridge between Honshu and Hokkaido,” I explained. “The strait between them is too wide and deep for a bridge, but there is an undersea tunnel, which goes right under the strait, which is used by trains, and you can buy a ticket to ride across. There are also boats which can carry their cars across, but most people simply choose to fly there from Tokyo.”
The boy’s eyes widened in amazement. “They can dig tunnels under the sea? Outsiders are so cool!”
“Indeed,” I smiled. “Outsiders are cool.”
A girl raised her hand. “Um, you said most people fly there. Do they fly like Reimu-san or Marisa-san do?”
I shook my head. “No, humans Outside can’t fly like that. Instead, we have these large, powerful machines called ‘airplanes,’ controlled by skilled pilots, which do the flying for us. They can fly far higher than any bird, and are incredibly fast, too. One can board a plane in Tokyo, then arrive at a city on the other side of the Pacific Ocean in just a few hours.”
“Wow… I wish I could get on one of those and see the world,” she said. “Akechi-sensei, have you ever left Japan?”
“I have,” I nodded. “I’ve been to Hawaii on a school trip. I’ve also visited Korea.” I smiled. “Of course, Japan’s geography is quite varied, with mountains, oceans, snowy plains and tropical islands.”
“Yeah, but are there cactuses?” one of the students asked.
I shook my head. “No, Japan does not have any…” I turned my head to the right, and only then noticed Keine’s potted cactus. “...ah. That’s why they’d be curious about it.”
“Oh, yes, it was a present from Yuuka one year,” she said. “My kids think it’s just the coolest thing in the world.”
We continued our lesson. I explained some more about the various different regions of Japan, and how we were, or at least would be if the Barrier didn’t exist, in the central C hūbu region of the country. I also taught them about Mt. Fuji, the country’s tallest peak. Afterwards, Keine gave the students her math lessons. Then there was lunch, then recess, then the younger kids were allowed to have “nap time,” while the older ones were given Keine’s history lessons, focusing on the Heian Period; her lectures were quite different from the ones my instructors Outside gave, given that she had (allegedly) true, real-life accounts of how the events actually went down from someone who lived through the period. The last lessons of the day were reading and writing for the younger students, and advanced composition for the older ones, before the students were let go for the day, their parents coming to the school to pick them up.
One thing I noticed was the overall lack of homework that was assigned; for the most part, only the older students had any. Keine explained to me that she carefully crafted her lessons in such a way as to minimize the amount of homework assigned, so that the students could spend more time with their families and help attend to their needs. It further underscored just how much emphasis was placed on family here in the Village.
After the students were gone, I helped clean up the classroom, putting chairs and desks back into place, wiping the desks and the shelves off, and sweeping the floor. After having cleaned up the shop so many times, sweeping and cleaning had become second nature, and I was fairly certain I could do it in my sleep by now. Meanwhile, Keine graded papers from all the students.
Both of us finished our respective jobs around the same time. Keine got up from her desk and bowed. “Thank you very much. You’ve been a big help today.”
“I’m glad.” I looked out toward the window. “If you have some time, we could go out and get a couple drinks, or maybe some sushi? Hopefully, not conveyor belt,” I chuckled.
“Ah, sure, I-” Keine paused. “Er, actually, I have… things I need to do tonight.” She hurried toward the door. “Apologies. Goro. I-I’ll make it up to you later. Good night!”
“Wait, Keine-sa-”
She rushed out the door, slamming it behind her.
I stood there, looking at the door. I was mystified. What would cause her to act in such a strange way? I asked myself.
I shrugged. She must have her reasons, I figured. I took the key, left the school and locked up. I was certain she would come back for it later, so I put it in my pocket and took it back with me.
The evening sky was starting to dim, and the almost completely full moon shone above so large and so brightly, it was impossible to ignore. I looked up at it, and found myself captivated by its clarity and brightness.
I thought about Keine’s strange behavior earlier. I also thought about my earlier guess of her possibly being a therianthrope, given Mokou’s comments back at Christmas. It would certainly explain why she would rush back home and hastily refuse my request to have drinks with her. But unless I saw for myself what the truth was, it was all speculation. And in any case, it was likely Keine did not want anyone seeing her at this time.
So I shrugged and walked home through the glistening snow. I simply assumed tomorrow would be a normal Saturday. I did not anticipate the circus it would become.
Notes:
I feel like this is sort of an inverse "Betchel Test:" In a setting of mostly female characters, an extended scene of two men having a conversation that isn't (just) about them.
Chapter 41: Pure and Honest
Chapter Text
2/11
turtlepower: Hey, hey, I got something cool to show all of you! If you’re all available, please come to the Hall of the Daybreakers as soon as you can!
Nitori seemed full of energy, so I made my way over to the ravine after cleaning up the dishes after breakfast. Marisa was the only one who made it there before me; within minutes, everyone else arrived, with Mamiko being the last one to come, which she explained to be due to having to finish up some chores for Alice. Once we arrived, we each made sure to enter the Metaverse quickly, to avoid the prying gaze of Aya and other Tengu.
Inside, Nitori greeted us all. “Thank you for coming,” she bowed.
“‘Ya seemed really pumped up over that message,” Marisa said. “Whaddya wanna show us so bad?”
Nitori ran to the door and waved at us to follow. “Come with me! It’s outside!”
“Oh, well, alright,” Marisa shrugged.
We followed her outside to the training course, where she led us to a large, grey structure in between all the platforms.
“What is this?” I asked.
Nitori stood to the side and showed it off very flamboyantly. “This is my Meta-Deck! It’s a place where we can practice combat!”
“Can’t we already do that in Ethos?” Reimu asked.
“Without the fear of dying!” Nitori proclaimed. “Not only that, but I can design custom scenarios so that we can work on different strategies!”
“How is that possible?” Youmu asked.
“Simple! I can create holograms of any enemy I have scanned during our explorations, and direct them to attack in different ways based on the training exercise! I can even modify their resistances and affinities in any way I like!”
“So we can practice our battle skills here…” Byakuren mused.
“That’s correct!” Nitori smiled.
Mamiko got out her staff. “If it’s combat practice, then let’s step inside.”
“I was just waiting for the signal!” Nitori chirped.
Inside the Meta-Deck was a large, metallic room whose walls and floor consisted of identical metal tiles. Above and behind us on the wall the door was on was a control room, which Nitori floated up into using her Persona, up through a hatch on the bottom which she closed behind her.
“Whaddya doin’ up there?” Marisa asked.
“I control the simulations from up here,” Nitori explained, now speaking through an intercom. “Of course, like in a real battle, I can and will still provide support to you guys.” There was a pause, before she continued, “Now then, so that I can demonstrate this thing’s capabilities, I’ll go ahead and walk you all through a sample scenario I crafted which shows off all the basics.”
“Alright,” I said, “then, let’s see it.”
“Cool! Then I’ll get it started!”
We watched as the metal tiles began shimmering with lights, before flashing white; when the lights died down, we found ourselves faced with a scene of the Hakurei Shrine in springtime.
“Whoa, what the-” Youmu stuttered.
“How did we end up here???” Mamiko asked, a little panicked.
“An incident has struck Gensokyo!” Nitori proclaimed. “Monsters are crawling all over the place, and it’s up to you to stop them!” Three green lasers shot in from the ceiling, drawing two Jack O’ Lanterns and a Pixie, which first appeared as green-and-teal wireframes before filling in with color and depth. “Daybreakers, move out!”
“Affirmative!” I said. I assumed an attack position, but saw some of the others were still confused. I looked over to them, and said, “just treat it like a normal battle!”
“Ah, yes,” Byakuren said. Soon, all of us swooped in and swiftly dealt with the weaklings before us. Upon defeat, the holograms would at first go through their normal death throes, before pausing, glitching out and bursting into teal tiles and sparks.
Once we had beaten the first wave, the scene flashed and changed, this time to a Village setting. “The monsters have invaded the Village! Defend its human residents!” We were faced with a Succubus and two Daemons, which Byakuren managed to easily beat by throwing a Makouha and a couple of Hamas at them.
“Nice goin’, Priest!” Marisa grinned.
“Thank you,” Byakuren replied.
The scene changed again, to a mountainside, and we faced five High Pixies. “Looks like they’re coming off the mountain! Find their base!” There were five enemies, but all of them were weak. We took out our guns, and blasted them to bits; Byakuren in particular seemed very fond of firing hers, what with her blasting away a stream of lead at the foes and seeming hell-bent on turning them into swiss cheese.
“Heeeey,” Marisa complained, “let us have some fun, too!”
Byakuren giggled. “Oh, I apologize. I just find this to be very enjoyable.”
We gave her strange looks as the scene changed once more, to an underground cave. Two Lamias and two Mothmen appeared before us. “You’re coming up on the enemy base!” Nitori declared. “Blast through ‘em!” And blast through ‘em we did, shooting the Mothmen down and freezing the Lamias in place so that Marisa could follow up with extra-powerful Nuclear follow-ups.
“Starburst, that follow-up was devastating!” I complimented.
“Eh, they were nothin’,” she said, tipping her hat.
The final scene was a lava-filled crater, and before us a single, very large Eligor appeared. “You’ve found the commander! Take him down!” I knew Eligor was weak to Electric, which only I could use, so I summoned my secret weapon: a freshly-fused Dairoku Tenmaou, freed from the distortion of Byakuren’s old fortress and ready for battle. I commanded the use of Zionga, which stunned Eligor in place and allowed Mamiko to close the distance for a powerful physical blow. Down on the ground, we surrounded it, and since it was a hologram and there was no point in negotiating, we simply jumped in, sliced, diced and slashed until it was no more.
After the fight, and as we shook ourselves loose, the area turned back to just a room with metal tiles. “So,” Nitori asked, “what do you think?”
“What… what were all of these different scenes?” Mamiko asked. “I don’t understand, it’s like we were being teleported all around…”
“Oh, simple. I can simulate any setting so that the battles can be way more interesting,” Nitori said.
“I’ll admit,” I said, “they were so real it was as though we were really there…”
“Uh-huh, yep, that’s what I was going for!” She paused. “And, besides, I had to perfect it to get these things working properly.”
“What ‘things?’” Reimu asked.
“Remember those Battle Memory thingies we got from Jose? Turns out, they contain fight data which we can use for practice! I wanted to put the first one on today, so that I could iron out any other bugs.”
Youmu huffed. “I don’t know, I’m already feeling a bit drained…”
“No problem, one second!” Nitori inputted something, then all of us were hit with a wave of energy which refreshed and revitalized us. “There. You should be ready to take anything on now, same as if you hadn’t just fought through a huge wave of enemies!”
Youmu took out her sword, sliced the air a few times, then sheathed it. “Oh, wow… you’re right, I feel like I could take on anything!”
“Are you going to start the Memory?” I asked.
“Yep, just oooooone second,” Nitori said. A few beeps and boops, and the room flashed white again.
“Initializing Castle of Lust scenario.” The lights died down, and various aspects of the room materialized in teal flashes, including the throne, the carpet, the chandelier, the castle walls, the pillars of female volleyball player torsos… it really was a perfect re-creation of Suguru Kamoshida’s throne room, from when I was observing them.
Marisa walked up to one of the statues and touched it. “The hell is THIS supposed to be?”
“This looks like the domain of one who is completely overtaken by desires of the flesh…” Byakuren mused.
“And perhaps longing for glory,” Mamiko added. “A golden chandelier, golden torches, countless riches and a decadent atmosphere…”
“Drawing memographic holograms…” A laser shot down and generated holograms of Ren, Ryuji, Morgana and Ann carrying a large, ornate, red crown down the stairs.
“Spawning holographic jerks…”
“What’s going on?” Reimu asked.
“Who are they?” Mamiko asks.
Reimu covered her mouth with her hand. “Wait… are they…?”
“GO GO, LET’S GO! KA-MO-SHIDA!!”
A holographic Shadow Kamoshida appeared from the side, smacking a volleyball into the crown to knock it out of the Thieve’s hands, just like in real life. He then jumped with a flourish, reached out his hand while grinning, and shrunk the crowd down into his hand, and a cognitive Ann ran up beside him.
“So… this is Kamoshida…” Reimu said, whipping out her gohei.
“That’s quite the get-up,” Byakuren said, commenting on his heart-covered cape and pink speedo.
“Yeah,” Marisa said, looking away. “I miss ten seconds ago when the image of a hairy, middle-aged guy in a speedo wasn’t burned into my eyes.”
We continued to watch the scene play out. “I won’t let anyone take this!” Kamoshida declared. “This proves that I am the king of this castle. It is the CORE of this world!”
“That rat-bastard…” Ann hissed. “That’s how he sees me, isn’t it??”
Youmu peeled her eyes. “Oh yeah… those two DO look similar… well, except for the skintight catsuit on the ‘real’ one, and the skimpy bikini on the other one.”
“Yo pervert,” Ryuji said. “Were you waitin’ to ambush us?”
“I just made it easy to find you,” Kamoshida said, glaring. “I’ll dispose of you myself, right here, right now.”
“That’s our line, ‘ya sexually-harassin’ D-Bag!” Ryuji shot back.
Kamoshida shook his head. “What a selfish misunderstanding…”
“How is it a misunderstanding?” Ann stomped her foot. “You were doing things that you kept secret from others!”
“People around me were the ones who kept it secret,” Kamoshida replied. “Adults who want to share in my accomplishments, students who have the drive to become winners, they willingly protect me, so that we all may profit from it.”
“Profit??” Ryuji asked.
“There are too many imbeciles who don’t understand that!” Kamoshida hissed. “Including naive brats like you and that girl who tried to kill herself!”
“...a girl tried to kill herself?” Byakuren said. “...what did this man…”
Ann shook her head. “True… she’s a total idiot… letting you manipulate her, trying to commit suicide… and I’m even more of a dumbass for not realizing that! But no matter what kind of fool someone might be… THEY DON’T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO LIVE THEIR LIVES!”
“Drop the attitude, you mediocre peasant!” Kamoshida shouted back. “There’s nothing wrong with me wanting to use my gifts for my gain!” He shot a glare. “I’m a cut above all other humans!”
Reimu shook her head. “No. You sink so low I’d use you as youkai bait.”
Ann continued, “Above? You mean below, you goddamn demon obsessed with your sick desires!”
The room began to shake, and a red aura surrounded Kamoshida as he chuckled evilly. “That’s right. “That’s right. I’m not like you. I’m a demon who rules this world!!!”
At this point, the Phantom Thief holograms disappeared, and we stepped back, watching Kamoshida’s horrific transformation into a demon unfold before our eyes.
Byakuren looked up, aghast. “No way…”
“What the…”
The transformation finished, and the giant, pink, four-armed crowned demon cackled madly. “Ahahahahaha! I can do whatever the hell I want!”
I swept my hand. “Your crimes end here!” Kamoshida roared in response, and we drew our weapons and pointed them at him.
“You goddamn no-good shitty brats! Haven’t you been taught not to point at people, huh?!?”
“This guy’s a complete sicko,” Marisa said. “I wanna tear ‘im a new one, even if he’s just a hologram!”
“Agreed,” I nodded. “Let’s tear into him!”
I, of course, knew what his entire strategy was, having watched the original fight. But I had to pretend I didn’t, otherwise the others would get suspicious of how I already knew how to deal with him even though this fight took place long before I claimed to have first awakened my powers. Just like before, he attacked by having his slaves smack volleyballs into our faces, trying to stab us with his knife, and using his tongue as a whip.
“Gehh… this guy’s a complete lech!” Reimu exclaimed.
“Agreed, I feel like I’m gonna need a bath after this,” Marisa said.
“Then, let’s attack his power source,” Mamiko said.
“What do you mean?” Youmu asked.
“I mean, this.” She whipped out her crossbow and shot a bolt straight into Kamoshida’s crotch.
“YEEOOOWW!” Kamoshida jumped up in the air, landed flat on his ass and flinched in severe agony, allowing us the chance to hit him in the head with several powerful attacks, including a co-op attack where Byakuren caber-tossed Marisa onto him, allowing her to claw away for a few moments before Kamoshina shook her off.
Once he recovered, he took his fork, stabbed one of the featureless female bodies in his trophy, and ate it, fully healing himself. “Mmm-mmm! Nothing gives me energy quite like dumb, teenage brats!” He pointed his knife at us. “You dumb shits will never have the love and admiration I get from everyone! I’m gonna end this right here, right now!”
Youmu shook her head. “Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. He treats those girls like disposable sex dolls, and his male students like expendable slaves.”
“He’s just gonna keep eatin’ them like a fat boy at the buffet if we don’t do something ‘bout the trophy they’re all in,” Marisa said. “Let’s wreck it!” She cast Freila upon the trophy, chipping it and causing it to tip over a little.
“Wha- hey!” Kamoshida stuck his knife in front of the trophy. “You don’t know what this is worth, so stop touching it! Don’t do it anymore, got it?! I’ve warned you!”
I rubbed my chin. “Hmm… I see. Alright.”
…
I rushed over to the trophy, took off my gloves, and slapped my sweaty, oily palm on its side.
“HEY! Get your grubby paws off of it!” He lunged at me with his fork, which I dodged, before I jumped up into the trophy, wriggling between the bodies and shooting up at Kamoshida with my pistol. He reached his hand in, pinched me, and pulled me out.
“I’m gonna make you pay for taintiny my trophy of love!” He looked me over. “Nice suit, do you have a license to be killed?!”
Interesting, I thought. Kamoshida never said or did these things in the original fight. I wondered, instead of just going through the motions, did the Battle Memory accurately capture his entire personality as well? That would make sense, if it was based on his distortion, that it could actually capture the full scope of it…
“Hey dummy, over here!”
Kamoshida dropped me and looked over to where the voice came from. It turned out that in the time he was preoccupied with me, Reimu, Marisa and Youmu had managed to nick the trophy right from under his nose. Before he could react, they chucked it out the window.
“AHHH!” Kamoshida reached out his arms in vain, before slumping. “No… nonononono!! That was from when I won the National!”
We wasted no time getting around him and drawing our guns. His eyes darted around out of sync. “Who the hell do you think you are??? Do you realize who I am?!?”
“Of course we do,” I said. “But do you realize who I am?”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
I smiled. “I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. We’re doing a segment on sexual predators.”
“...what?” Marisa asked.
Kamoshida roared. “Oh, you think you’re so funny, Mr. Comedian! But I’m Suguru Fucking Kamoshida! I am the king of this world!”
I shook my head. “I would ask you to have a seat, but you’ve already taken it.” I smirked. “The seat to your execution, that is! OPEN FIRE!” We unleashed untold amounts of lead into his body; Mamiko shot bolts into his eyes, Marisa revolver shots into his chest, Reimu summoned her Persona to double-team him, Youmu shot her gun wildly, and Byakuren… well, she was getting into it, shall we say, if her mimicking the sound of the bullets’ ratatatatata was anything to go by.
We jumped back as we ran out of ammo. Kamoshida reeled. “Damn you… how dare you keep defying me!” He whipped his riding crop. “Slaves! Bring over you-know-what!” The slaves rushed over to the side. “Time for my kill shot, from when I was young and rockin’ it! Kill shot, as in, I make the kill!!”
A few moments later, we watched as several girls in skimpy bunny suits came over, holding a truly massive volleyball. They were led by a cognitive version of Shito Suzui, the girl Kamoshida had raped.
“What on Earth???” Marisa exclaimed, jumping back.
Byakuren shook her head. “This man… those girls… truly the nadir of Man’s desire…”
“Here’s your extra-special cosmic ball of love~ *giggle*”
“Good Suzui-chan,” Kamoshida cooed lecherously. “Now let’s serve these defiant shits my game-winning spike!”
The girls jumped up, throwing the ball into the air. Kamoshida then dropped his weapons, leaping into the air and slamming the ball down with all his might.
I looked up. “Brace for impact!” I shouted. I braced, and so did the others… except for Byakuren, who ran up, jumped to meet the ball with her fist, and punched it back.
“What?!?” A surprised Kamoshida saw the ball flying back toward him, prompting him to smack it back. Then Mamiko, following Byakuren’s example, used her staff to whack the ball back.
“I see,” I noted. “So we really are playing volleyball now.” The ball came back around, and I responded with a flying kick.
“Grr, damn you!” Kamoshida hissed. “I WILL win this match! You’re all amateurs!”
Each other person had their own answer to the massive volleyball: Reimu summoned her Persona to bat it back with its oversized metal gohei, and Youmu did a swift, spinning kick. Marisa was last; just before Youmu’s hit, she took out a grenade, stuck a goo ball to it and pulled the pin, before throwing it toward the volleyball, causing it to adhere. She then hit the ball with a double-kick, and right as Kamoshida jumped up for a second Gold Medal Spike, the entire thing exploded like an Acme product, leaving Kamoshida with an ash-covered face and the crown on the other side of the room.
“Time to end this!” I had Bond fire a Snap shot right into his heart, causing Kamoshida to flail back.
“DAAAAMMNN YOOU-OU-O-OU-UO-” In his death throes, the hologram faltered and flashed static, before seizing up and shattering like electronic glass.
“Simulation complete. Victory!” Nitori called out.
The scene flashed out, leaving us again in the metal-tiled room. The only thing left was the crown, slowly rolling across the floor in front of us.
“That crown…” Youmu walked over to it, and the moment she touched it with her hand, it instantly transformed into a pile of coins, cash, skill cards and weapons, and she jumped back and yelped in surprise.
“Whoa!” Marisa immediately rushed over to the riches, taking a coin and inspecting it. “Is this real???”
“Is it?” Nitori asked. She came down from the control booth and inspected the treasure alongside Marisa. “It…” She took out her PDA and examined the pile. “It can't be… I… wasn’t expecting this at all! I mean…”
I went over to the pile myself and scooped a handful of gold coins myself. “This must be a reward for defeating the Memory of Suguru Kamoshida. Hidden inside an unassuming disc…”
Marisa wasted no time sucking it all up into the bag gun. “Well, I mean, treasure’s treasure. Can’t complain about it…” She kicked her feet. “But man, that Kamoshida dude, he was just as bad as you made ‘im out to be. Maybe even worse.”
“Just how bad was he?” Byakuren asked. “I could tell he was a wicked man, but…”
“He was the first opponent of the Phantom Thieves,” I explained. “It was his atrocities that brought the founding members, the four holograms you saw before the fight began, together. The blonde boy was Ryuji Sakamato; Kamoshida had broken his leg, ending his athletic career. The girl was Ann Takamaki; he had been coercing her into sleeping with him for ‘favors,’ and he raped her best friend, Shiho Suzui, when she refused one day. The cat was Morgana, who showed them the Metaverse.” I paused. “And the man in the black coat was Ren Amamiya, a then-recent transfer student who was framed for a crime in his hometown and was serving probation. Kamoshida himself was Shujin Academy’s main gym teacher, a former Olympic champion and volleyball star who ended up washed-up, and came back to his alma-mater of Shujin to head up the volleyball team.”
“I see…” Byakuren nodded.
Mamiko walked up. “School… in other words, a place where children are taught about the world by adults. But when you say his ‘alma-mater…’”
“It means he himself was a student there back when he was a teenager,” I explained. “I’m familiar with his case; I reviewed it soon after he confessed his crimes. He longed for his glory days as an athlete, and as a result came to regard Shujin as his ‘castle’ over which he could exert control of the students, the only people impressionable and naive enough to let him control them, since as an athlete he was under the constant pressure and scrutiny of the media, organizers, and even national politics. Additionally, he had had a rough history with women. He was the type of man whose fame and influence made him believe he was entitled to women and sex, without any of the nuances, mutual understanding and trust that a healthy relationship demands. There was evidence when he was younger of him sleeping with prostitutes, and while he had been in relationships, they all ended after all the women walked away, unable and unwilling to tolerate his advances and domineering. All of them were strong-willed, worldly, and stuck to their beliefs. He didn’t like that. So in addition to running the students of Shujin into the ground and expelling or otherwise punishing those who stood in his way, like Ryuji and Ren, he sexually preyed upon the female students.”
Mamiko sighed and shook her head. “Inconceivable. Inconceivable how an adult could use their position to take advantage of impressionable children, scarring them for life…”
“Indeed. That analogy I made earlier was referencing an American TV show where they lured in men like Kamoshida as part of a sting operation in order to bring them to justice before the men could do any damage. But unlike those men, Kamoshida was well-guarded by the staff of Shujin, many of whom knew of his crimes, in order to protect the school’s reputation and that of its prestigious volleyball team. Indeed, once the scandal broke, Shujin was thrown into chaos. Reporters were there almost daily, the police questioned the entire staff and student body, there were more firings, the volleyball team was forced to disband, and Shujin quickly became a pariah across Japan for letting a sexual predator teach there for so long, and eventually the principal was forced to step down. Actually, he died the day he was going to resign, hit by a truck while crossing the street. The case even made international headlines: the BBC, DW, the New York Times, the CBC, the Times of London, the Times of India, China Central Television, virtually everyone was talking about it. A former Shujin student who endured his abuses appeared on Good Morning Japan, and the recorded interview was shown on morning news programs worldwide. I even remember seeing it be talked about on Last Week Tonight, and boy did John Oliver have choice words about the man. And, of course, Kamoshida’s sudden confession itself drew suspicion, since it came from nowhere and was preceded by an incident where numerous calling cards from a group calling themselves the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts’ threatened to take his heart. Thus, the beginning of the Change of Heart cases, to which I was assigned due to my track record in solving unsolvable crimes.”
The room was silent for a second.
“Wow. I mean, just… wow.” Nitori lifted up her goggles, revealing her stern eyes. “Youkai scare and prey on humans and their fears, but somehow, some humans find ways to be even bigger monsters than we could ever hope for.”
“That’s because a youkai will kill a human quickly and eat them,” Reimu said. “These monsters, on the other hand, leave their victims with trauma that they have to carry with them for the rest of their lives. Many can’t bear it and kill themselves, or try to, like that Suzui girl did. Oh, how I still wish I was the one to put that son of a slime in his place…” She shrugged. “But, in the end, I suppose it’s for the best that people who actually suffered at his hands did it instead, and people out there who DO fight for justice exist.”
“Indeed, the Phantom Thieves always told me that they wanted to give courage to people,” I said. “All of their recruits were people who had personally suffered at the hands of another’s distorted desires.”
“That makes sense,” Youmu said. “Those who have a personal stake in the matter are the ones who will most zealously fight for justice. Like me and how I wanted to help Yuyuko-sama overcome her distortion…”
…
*SNAP*
Suddenly, there was a bright flash from the side, and the click of a camera shutter.
“H-huh??! What the-”
We looked toward where the flash had come from, and…
Oh no. Oh fuck. Oh Shit, oh fuck, I thought, as my heart started pounding.
“Ayaya~, what is this? Did I walk into something important?”
She walked forward, waving the camera as she did so. “God dammit,” Marisa hissed. “How’d she get in here?!?”
“Oh, it was quite easy,” Aya smiled. She then reached and pulled out an emerald green key, similar to all of our keys. “I’ve actually been observing you closely these past few days, and a few days ago I watched you all say a magic word into a key and then disappeared. After that, Momiji-san came to me and apologized for her rude behavior. Then, as luck would have it, this thing appeared on my bed stand this morning, and I thought, ‘well golly, I can come back here and go wherever it is they’re going whenever I want!’ And as luck would have it, you all are here today as well!”
“Shit,” I whispered. “We were too careless…”
“Of course!” She struck a pose, “after all, nothing escapes the eyes and ears of Aya Shameimaru, pure and honest reporter!”
“...somehow, I doubt that,” Mamiko said.
“Oh, and why is that?” Aya asked.
“People who are actually ‘pure and honest’ wouldn’t call themselves that. Such prideful behavior is exactly what the evil Mara wants us to delve into.”
Aya looked all around the Meta-Deck. She whistled. “I’ll have to admit though: quite the nice place you got here!”
“Yeah, I, uh, built it myself…” Nitori said hesitantly.
“Of course you did! Kappa technology is quite wonderful, after all!” She snapped some more pictures. “There was all sorts of stuff outside, too! With pictures of you and all that, I’ll have the scoop of the century! ‘Day Breakers’ Identity Revealed!’ My paper will sell thousands!” She turned to the door. “Anyway, sorry for bothering you, I’ll be going~...”
I panicked. I had to do something. So I switched out a Bastet with random skills I had been meaning to fuse into something else, at this moment glad that I still had it.
“Dormina!” I cast a wave of pink bubbles, which hit Aya, knocking her out like a light.
We walked over to her unconscious body, which was sprawled out across the floor with her camera off to the side.
“Shit,” Marisa said. “She found out. And not only that, she’s got a Metaverse key too!”
I sighed. “What are we going to do? We can’t just force her out, she’ll just come back.”
“If she has a Metaverse key, can’t we just take it and hide it?” Reimu asked.
I shook my head. “That wouldn’t work. A key can warp back to its owner if separated from them for long enough. I found that out when I left mine in a chest in my room for a few days.”
Reimu got her gohei out. “We could ‘silence’ her here. We’re not in the real world, and she doesn’t have her powers here.”
“Yeah, but she’s a well-known figure,” Nitori reminded us. “Even if there were no body, the Daitengu would get suspicious after a few days, and they’d check here since this was where she was last seen.”
“What should we do, then?” Youmu asked.
Marisa took the camera. “I know what to do.” She configured the camera, then knelt down to Aya’s level.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“I’ve always wanted to see what her panties looked like, under that short skirt of hers.”
Byakuren blushed up. “You can’t be serious!!” she pleaded.
“Hey, she asked for it!” Marisa grinned, “and she’s a sittin’ duck!” She lifted Aya’s skirt, took a picture, then peered inside… before dropping it and looking back up, red as a beet.
“What is it?” Reimu asked.
“...she’s wearin’ a tiny, lacy thong,” Marisa replied.
Reimu paused, then rushed down and shoved Marisa aside. “Really? Lemme see!” Unlike Marisa, she stuck her entire head inside Aya’s skirt.
“Owiee…” Marisa sat back up. “Do ‘ya hafta be so rough?”
Reimu, her voice muffled, simply said, “wow, you weren’t kidding! Now I can blackmail her for all the times she came by the Shrine and tried to pester me for interviews!”
“You two, you must stop right now!” Byakuren pleaded again, to no avail.
Marisa rushed around behind Reimu. “Oh yeah? Then what are you wearin’ today?” She lifted up Reimu’s dress, revealing puffy bloomers.
“Wha- HEY!” Reimu whipped around, pinned Marisa down, then lifted up her dress, revealing, of all things, Pikachu-printed boxers.
“Why you-”
*WHACK* *WHACK*
“That’s quite enough, you two!” Mamiko had hit both of them on the head with her staff.
“Ooowww…” Reimu held her head in pain, and Marisa similarly staggered around holding her head.
I facepalmed. I’m surrounded by morons, I thought to myself.
“Look, let’s just leave this place and go straight back to the Shrine,” I said. “Reimu, you said we can use shimenawa ropes to tie youkai up? Let’s do that.”
“Alright…” she said. “Owww…”
“...mmmhh. Ayayaya…”
As Aya awakened, she slowly turned her head back up and forward. Once she was more lucid, she tried moving her hands and feet, only to realize they were tied up.
“Wha… eh?? What is this???”
“Wakey wakey, sleepyhead,” Reimu snarked.
“Yer’ not a very good reporter, noddin’ off on the job,” Marisa smirked.
Aya tried to free herself from the chair she had been tied to, but all she could manage was slightly rocking it. “Why can’t I-”
“Those ropes can seal even Yukari’s powers,” Reimu said. “You’re not getting away from us so easily.”
Aya looked down. “How did I… what did you do???”
“Hello, Shameimaru-san.” I walked into the room and waved.
Aya looked at me. “Akechi…”
“You should be fortunate,” I said. “Reimu wanted to execute you, but I talked her down from it.”
“Yeah, and besides,” Marisa waved the upskirt picture she took earlier in Aya’s face. “We got something much worse in store if you don’t cooperate.”
Aya studied the picture, then her face turned red. “You… you defiling witch! T-that’s sexual harrassment!”
“But it’s perfectly fine for you to waltz right into our secret base and threaten to spread pictures all over Gensokyo?” I asked. “And besides, we had the upper hand on our turf. Without your normal powers, you were completely at our mercy.”
“Yeah, I realized that,” Aya snarled. “I dropped out of the air almost immediately. But still, I…”
“You were the one who wrote the note asking us to change Momiji’s heart, were you not?”
Aya nodded. “...okay, okay, yes. I wrote the note. And yes, I’ve been following you guys around for a while. I suspected you all were doing something to make people have changes of heart, but I had no proof. Then you scattered those calling cards all over the Temple. I picked one up, and I recognized the art as Reimu’s and the writing as Youmu’s. That was the moment I figured out it was all of you. And I had a feeling Akechi was the ringleader, since this didn’t start until just after his arrival in Gensokyo, AND he was associating closely with both of you and Youmu. That’s when I… when I…”
“When you what?” Marisa asked threateningly.
“...that’s when I realized you all could help me.”
“...eh?” We all became confused. I had realized previously that she had made the request for a reason, and we could use it to turn her to our side, but I didn’t think she would seek us out directly like this.
“...what do you mean?” I asked, hoping for clarity.
“Well, you see, I…” She looked down. “...I’m sure you’re all aware of the Tengu caste system, right?”
“Yes, of course,” Reimu nodded.
“Yes. Well, you see, it… it didn’t always exist.”
We jumped back in shock. “What do you mean???”
“I mean exactly that,” Aya insisted. “It was put in place by one of the higher-ups as a means of suppressing the populace and keeping us from advancing. I’m an old, powerful Tengu, and I’ve always wanted to have a say in how things were run and try to steer Tengu society in the right direction, especially in this day and age where we’re pretty much confined to Youkai Mountain, but because of the goddamn caste system, I can’t. I’m stuck being captain of the guard and printing that newspaper. I want to do more. I want to uncover the truth behind the corruption in Tengu society and bring it down, but I’m only one woman and I haven’t been able to find any allies who sympathize with me.”
“What exactly are you getting at??” Reimu asked.
Aya chuckled. “You don’t realize it, but I actually have a very strong sense of justice. Rooting out the evils of society, expelling them, and in some cases eliminating them. The real reason I started the Bunbunmaru was as an outlet for my frustration from not being able to do anything directly to address the injustices and corruption in Tengu society and Gensokyo as a whole. And, I’ll admit, I suck as a journalist; after all, I was trained to fight, not to write. But, I have to make money to keep making and selling copies, in hopes that I can one day expose something that riles someone else up.”
Using journalism as an outlet for her frustration and needing to expose crimes… if she was being honest, then her goals were very similar to those of Ichiko Ohya, a journalist whom Ren associated with on occasion, and who was also on my assassination shortlist due to her previous brushes with the Antisocial Force almost exposing Shido’s criminal ties. And as one who held seeking justice as the ultimate virtue, along with dealing with an unfair and corrupt political system, her plight also resonated with me.
Reimu, for one, smiled. “Heh. I never thought I’d live to see the day where the ‘Pure and Honest Reporter’ admits she sucks at reporting.” She lightly tapped Aya on the head with her gohei.
Aya pouted. “Honestly. I never thought I’d get myself into this situation…”
I pulled out my Metaverse key. “You showed us that you have one of these,” I said. “A Metaverse key.”
“Is… that what it’s called?” She said. “And that place is called the ‘Metaverse…”
“It’s the place where the cognition of the masses takes form,” I explained. “In addition, it is inhabited by the ‘shadows’ of every individual on Earth. The powers that we wield there are ‘Personas,’ which we gain by accepting our shadows, our negative and repressed feelings, as part of ourselves and resolving to fight against injustice. This way, we can expel a person’s distorted desires and make them forsake their wicked ways.”
“Is that so?” Aya said. “Then, that means you can help me?”
“Only if you agree to help us in our greater mission,” I said. “In addition to expelling individual distorted desires, we’re investigating ‘Ethos,’ the place where our base is and which you entered, but whose core is a tower which we feel is the source of all of the distortions.”
Aya looked down. “Well… I only just got this key, and I don’t have one of those ‘Persona’ things yet…”
“I’m sure you will awaken it in time,” I said. “Especially if we find the ultimate culprit of the corruption in Tengu City.”
Reimu pointed her gohei at her. “And there had better not be some kind of trick. You tried to blackmail us, after all.”
Aya chuckled hesitantly. “Ah, well, you see, Reimu-sama isn’t usually open to peaceful negotiation, so it was a… ah… reflex, I suppose you could call it.”
Reimu paused, then lowered her gohei. “...feh.”
Marisa grinned. “And besides, we have leverage over you, just in case you DID try to do something…”
I turned to face them. “Now, look, we’re forming a deal, and we need that deal to be based on trust. Threatening each other with blackmail will only destroy that trust. We will destroy the photographs, and move forward with the investigation. Understood?”
“Yes…” Marisa grumbled as she handed the photo over. Reimu, who had been holding onto the photos Aya took, gave them over as well.
“Splendid,” I said, accepting the photos. I then went over and untied Aya from the chair. Once she was able to get up, she stretched out completely.
“Mmmmmmmm, oh yeah. That feels much better.” She stuck out her hand. “So, we have a deal? You’ll help me investigate the Tengu higher-ups and I’ll help you in your operation?”
“It’s a deal.” I offered my own hand, and we shook, sealing the deal.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Justice Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power...
Chapter 42: Love & Hate
Chapter Text
2/12
“Good morning, Akechi-san.”
A familiar voice called out from the door. It was Kana.
“Good morning,” I said. “It’s nice to see you again. Can I help you with something?”
Kana shook her head. “Actually, no. I came here to see you specifically. We promised to meet again last week, didn’t we?”
I thought for a moment, then said, “ah, yes, we did. I apologize, it’s been a busy week for me, so I can’t remember everything I agree to.”
Kana chuckled. “Oh, no, it’s alright.” She looked back up at me. “I actually wanted to go visit the Shrine today.”
“Is that so?” I was a little surprised; I was told the Shrine was not as popular among the villagers due to its reputation as a “youkai shrine.” “Any particular reason?”
“Well, I just wanted to make a wish,” she said. “You know, they say if you visit a shrine and make the same wish a hundred days in a row, it’ll come true.”
“I haven’t heard of that belief,” I said, “but, then again, I was so overwhelmed with school and work that I never had time to visit a shrine. And of course, the Meiji Shrine is far more popular than the Hakurei Shrine…”
“I’d bet. I’ve heard that it’s right in the middle of the city.”
“Indeed. The crowds on New Year’s in particular are so thick, you can barely get to the offertory box.”
I put on my snowshoes and heavy jacket, and accompanied Kana up the hill toward the Shrine. When we got there, the stone steps leading up to the Torii were clear, with the dampness and water puddles suggesting they had just been cleared of snow. We ascended the steps, and just as we crested the top…
“Funyuu…”
...we could see Reimu standing over a blue-haired girl in a white-and-blue dress with rainbow ribbons, with one boot on the girl’s back.
Kana sighed. “Seems like the Hakurei Shrine is the same as always…” We used the wash basin briefly before approaching the pair.
Reimu looked over at us, then waved and smiled. Curiously, though, she didn’t say a word. She got off the girl, allowing her to push herself off the ground.
“You’re too rough, Reimu,” she complained. “Why do you always have to beat people up when they do something you don’t like?”
Reimu only pouted in response.
“Hello there,” I said. “I’m Goro Akechi.”
“And I’m Kana Samaon.”
The girl looked at us, then put her hand on her chest and said in a haughty fashion, “ah, visitors! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tenshi Hinanawi, a Celestial!” She dropped her shoulders. “Or, well, fallen Celestial, due to some stuff I did several years ago. Now I’m living as Suika’s roommate in her personal spot in Heaven.”
I looked over to Reimu, who stood there, very obviously miffed. “Seems you got on Reimu’s bad side,” I said.
“I mean, yeah,” Tenshi shrugged. “I wrecked her shrine once, but we rebuilt it and then we made up. But today, she took one of my peaches and scarfed it right up, even though she should know damn well that Celestial peaches taste so heavenly that they can leave a mortal literally speechless.”
Reimu fumed and flailed her arms around. “Is she… stuck like that?” I asked.
“Oh, no.” Tenshi shook her head. “It wears off after a few hours. If you ask me, though, watching her like this is pretty funny.” Reimu came over and pulled her cheeks.
I shook my head, and we walked toward the bell and the offertory box. Kana looked over to me. “I… didn’t bring that much for a donation. Do you happen to have any extra money?”
I took out a stack of cash, part of our Metaverse winnings and speckled with shadow blood, which, again, I was thankful Kana could not see. “I can split this in half with you,” I offered.
“You’re going to offer that much???” she said in shock.
“Why not?” I smiled. “I also have a ‘side gig’ that pays a lot, and with this our wishes will surely come true.”
Kana smiled. “Well, I suppose so.” We split the money, dropped it in the box, took turns ringing the bell and clapping our hands. I personally prayed for opportunities to redeem myself and atone for my past, wicked ways, driven by my loneliness and isolation, and rage toward an unjust society.
Suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around, and saw Reimu grabbing both of our shoulders, her face plastered with a huge smile and stars in her eyes.
“What’s with her?” Kana asked.
Tenshi snickered. “Well, you dropped a huge donation in that box. She’ll probably treat you like royalty now.”
“Treating us like royalty” apparently involved Reimu fixing up poke bowls for all of us, as well as offering some sake to go along with our tea. We sat in the main shrine, in front of Maruki’s cell.
“So,” Kana said, “you came from Outside.”
“Indeed I did,” Maruki said.
“Oh, yeah,” Tenshi said. “You’re that guy Reimu said tried to do something out there that threatened the Border, you somehow ended up here as a result, and now she’s got you locked up.”
“That about sums it up,” he nodded.
She glanced over at Reimu, who was in the middle of slurping up her poke. “Pretty strange that she didn’t just croak you,” she said, “given that you tried to wreck the Border.”
“She said she’s waiting for the Sages to come and give me their judgement,” he said.
Tenshi sat down. “Well, whatever. It’s her job, not mine. Certainly, I don’t know how to run a shrine, much less keep Gensokyo in balance. Hell, I tried to majorly disrupt it that one time.”
“What exactly happened?” I asked.
“Well… the short version is I got bored.” Tenshi took a drink. “Here’s the longer version: back when I ascended with my family, I thought Heaven was just the best thing ever. But after a long time of just eating, meditating and enjoying the peace, I got restless and wanted some excitement in my life. Even in my family, I was always something of a black sheep, since I was playful, like adventures and was a bit of a daredevil as well.” She held up her hand, then clenched it. “I can create and control earthquakes, have the ability to predict natural ones, and can manipulate heavenly keystones to further control their strength. Combined with the Sword of Hisou, a sword which only Celestials can use and which can manipulate Spirit, I rose merry hell in Gensokyo, which, among other things, levelled the Shrine, causing Reimu and some of her friends to come up to Heaven and personally beat me up.” She took a bite of her poke. “After that, I was pretty much cast out of Celestial society. At first, I was unrepentant, but as time passed and I matured, I came to realize the damage my actions had done, and so I went around repenting and apologizing.”
I smiled and nodded. “That’s very responsible of you.”
“I agree,” Kana said. “What you did back then also caused the Village to have a bad harvest that year. The following winter was tough for our family, since we sold less than usual and so we had less money to go on. But, at least you realized what you did was wrong and you’ve apologized for it.”
“Yep,” Tenshi said. “Actually, a few years back, I sensed that a colossal earthquake was about to strike.” She sipped her tea. “The Barrier can stop most things, but earthquakes aren’t among them. Outside earthquakes can still hit Gensokyo with their full force, as though it were still in the area of Nagano that it would be if the Barrier didn’t exist. I used all my power and all the keystones I could to try and reduce the damage it did here. There were some landslides and some damage in the Village, but no deaths. I wanted Yukari to let me Outside to reduce the impact of the earthquake, but she refused, saying it wasn’t my business.”
I thought about recent earthquakes, and knew that the Tohoku Earthquake was the only one that could be described as ‘colossal,’ being a 9.0. I asked her, “do you remember what year it was?”
Tenshi thought for a moment. “I think it was 2011, your calendar.”
“Ah, okay,” I nodded. “Then it was definitely the Tohoku earthquake, one of the strongest earthquakes in recorded history. Not only did it cause massive damage around Japan, but it generated an even more powerful tsunami that drowned much of Sendai and caused damage all around the Pacific. And to make matters worse, it damaged a nuclear power plant, causing one of the worst nuclear disasters in human history.”
“Ouch,” Tenshi said. “Sounds like things just got worse and worse.”
“Indeed,” Maruki nodded. “I was at Tohoku University for a conference when the tsunami sirens started blaring. Thankfully, Mt. Aoba park was close by, so we quickly rushed up to the top, joining a large crowd which had already huddled up there. We had an unobstructed view of the tsunami’s devastation: houses were being swept away from their foundations and up streets and highways. Entire neighborhoods were inundated. The whole port area was annihilated. It was a horrifying sight, and all I could do was watch the devastation unfold.”
“That’s awful,” Kana said. “I can’t imagine how many people must have died.”
“I was only thirteen at the time,” I said. “It struck right in the middle of my school’s end-of-year ceremony. Windows shattered and objects flew around the room like missiles. Officially, the earthquake lasted for six minutes, which at the time felt like six hours. Once it ended, the ceremony was hastily wrapped up, and we focused on getting to safety. Luckily, Tokyo sits on a sheltered bay, so the tsunami’s damage was limited there, but after I became a detective, I travelled around the country, seeing damage from the tsunami even years after it had occurred.”
Tenshi grumbled. “Damn that Yukari. Why couldn’t she let me go out there and save the day…”
I looked behind me, and saw Reimu standing behind us, pouting and crossing her arms.
“Oh, I apologize,” I said. “You weren’t talking, so we forgot you were here.”
Reimu opened her mouth as if to shout something, but all she could manage was jumping up and down, angrily swinging her arms. Me, Kana and Tenshi chuckled at her plight.
“By the way,” I decided to ask, “are the peaches really that good?”
Tenshi removed her hat and pulled out a plump, pink peach. “Celestial peaches,” she said. “We eat them to fortify and shape our bodies. For a long time, I looked and acted like a child, but I used these to not only make myself virtually indestructible, but also make myself look more like an adult.” She stood up and put her arms to her side. “Giving myself a recognizable figure no man could ever resist, and a stature that conveys my newfound maturity and confidence.”
Kana pointed at her. “It doesn’t look like that includes your chest.”
Tenshi held her chest, and sighed. “I’ve never understood it myself. I try to make them grow, but all my effort seems to go to the other side instead.” She looked over behind herself.
I shrugged. “Well, I guess you can’t have everything. I, for one, could never get Sae-san to join me for non-conveyor belt sushi.”
Tenshi pulled out a small knife and cut the peach into slices before popping a piece into her mouth. “Of course, like I said, only Celestials benefit from the peach’s effects. A non-Celestial who consumes them will find themselves rendered speechless by their unparalleled taste - and so they literally become speechless.”
“I’ve never cared for peaches myself,” Maruki said. “I’ve always enjoyed apples.”
“I’ve only ever had peaches from a can,” I said. “Since I never had time to prepare fresh produ-”
All of a sudden, I felt a pair of fingers shove something sweet into my mouth. They were Reimu’s, and she had a predatory look in her eyes.
I realized what had happened: she had taken one of the peach slices and force-fed it to me. At first, I panicked. But then, the indescribable, succulent sweetness of the peach slice filled every corner of my mouth, the aroma wafting up into my nose and eyes watering in sheer delight. I relaxed a bit as I smiled and let the slice dissolve and melt down my throat.
Reimu stepped back, and Tenshi stared at me for a second before asking, “well, how was it?”
I opened my mouth to reply… except I couldn't speak. I simply could not attempt to form words, as though that part of my brain had been shut off. I was, rather literally, speechless.
Reimu pointed at me and mimed laughing. Kana shot her an aside glance before looking at me and saying, “I guess she was fed up with being made fun of.”
“Seems like it,” Tenshi said. “I swear, she’s hard to understand sometimes.”
I pointed to the door, indicating if I could leave. Reimu nodded, still smiling. Me and Kana got up and exited the door, with Tenshi saying behind us, “like I said, you’ll be back to normal by morning at the latest.”
“It was nice talking to you, Tenshi-san,” Kana smiled. “Let’s visit again.”
“Alright, sure, it’s a date,” Tenshi said back.
As I walked Kana back to the Village, she said to me, “and it was nice spending more time with you, Goro.”
Unable to reply, I simply smiled and nodded.
Later that night, as I prepared for bed, my communicator buzzed, and I went to check it.
aburaage: You were a big dummy for making fun of me earlier.
pancakeman: I wasn’t making fun of you. You couldn’t speak, so I was simply remarking it was as though you weren’t there.
aburaage: Even though it’s my Shrine.
pancakeman: Well, I suppose.
aburaage: Thanks for the donation, by the way. It’ll buy me groceries for at least a month.
pancakeman: Thanks for the lunch, likewise.
aburaage: By the way, how did you meet that girl you were with? Kana, I think her name was?
pancakeman: We just happened to bump into each other in the village one day. I guess you could say we struck a chord with each other.
aburaage: Well, alright. Just keep the PDA to a minimum around me.
pancakeman: Oh, it’s nowhere near that. More like our own friendship.
aburaage: Alright, if you say so.
pancakeman: And, if I must say, Tenshi is quite the character.
aburaage: Her ass is as big as her ego, I swear. Maybe they’re like that because the peaches look like asses.
pancakeman: I’ve never thought of it that way. Although like I said, I had only ever eaten canned peaches.
aburaage: It sounds like Outsiders constantly eat garbage. Sumireko showed me a food wrapper once, and I couldn’t pronounce most of the ingredients. Like seriously, what the hell is butylated hydroxytoluene, 2,4,5-trihydroxybutyrophenone, or acesulfame-k?
pancakeman: To be honest, I have no idea, either. I’m surprised you even remember all of those.
aburaage: It’s because I kept the wrapper so that Marisa could try and copy that stuff for her own experiments.
pancakeman: By the way, how are you doing? Can you talk again yet?
aburaage: Not yet, but I know it’ll pass by morning. This isn’t the first time it’s happened.
pancakeman: Why do you eat the peaches even though you know they do that?
aburaage: Because I was hungry, okay? I can’t control myself when I’m hungry.
pancakeman: Well, hopefully that money will keep you fed for a while.
aburaage: It will. Again, thank you very much.
pancakeman: You’re very welcome.
aburaage: I hope you get whatever you wished for, too.
pancakeman: I do, too.
aburaage: Alright. Good night.
pancakeman: Good night. See you soon.
2/13
This morning, Reisen came by to drop off Masato’s medicine, before turning to me to speak.
“Master was wondering if you are free to come by Eientei to test out more medicine,” she asked. “She says it’s been a little while.”
“Indeed it has,” I said. “Tell her I will come by when I finish my work for today.”
“Understood,” she bowed, before exiting.
Later that day, after I had finished my work and had lunch, I took off just outside the village and made my way to Eientei. Touching down, I approached the door, where I found Seiran and Ringo engaged in a conversation.
“Good afternoon,” I said.
Seiran turned around toward me. “Hello again, Akechi-kun. I trust that Master sent for you?”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “I noticed you two were chatting, however.”
“Oh, yeah,” Seiran said. “I was just talking to Ringo about how it had been a while since I last had a Spell Card Duel with someone. I want to practice, since I’m not very good at it…”
Spell Card Duels… I thought about how, ever since I figured out how to use spell cards myself, I had not conducted a real duel with someone. Seiran herself admitted she wasn’t very good. Perhaps if our skill levels were similar, she would be an ideal sparring partner.
I put my hand on my chest and bowed. “Then, may I be your sparring partner?”
Seiran’s ears shot up. “Wha- you can do spell cards?!? I mean, I knew you could fly, but…”
“I can engage in Spell Card Duels, and have a few cards in my possession as well. I was taught by Reimu herself.”
“Reimu… herself…” Seiran steeled herself, then brandished her mallet. “Then, if you challenge me, then by my honor as a Moon Rabbit, I hereby accept!”
I floated into the air and took out my pistol. “I hope you’re ready. Just because I’m still fairly new does not mean I won’t give it my all!”
When Seiran jumped into the air, she wasted no time firing off her first wave of bullets. It soon became apparent that her basic bullet pattern involved densely packed lasers in a cone shape, chased by either a sweeping large wave of larger bullets, or short beams of bullets which erupted out like a corona. I had since upgraded my pistol to a model which shot two rows of bullets at once instead of only a single row, increasing the thickness of the “whip” which I was able to create. I managed to get the first hit in, prompting Seiran to declare her first card.
“Bullet Sign: Eagle Shooting!” She created a wave of large, spherical lasers to shield her immediate person, before shooting out more of the tight cones, as well as snaking streams of red bullets which creeped around the arena. I was fast enough to wholesale avoid the cones; the really tricky part came with avoiding the red bullet streams while shooting at the same time. The spheres around her sometimes dissipated, allowing me to refocus my shooting for a few seconds and try and catch her before the lasers appeared again, shielding her and forcing me back on the defensive. Eventually, I managed to catch her off-guard for long enough and stuck her, capturing the spell and breaking it.
“Not bad,” she complimented. “For an Outsider, you’ve gotten the hang of this very quickly. But I shall still-”
I shot her in the chest.
“Wha- hey!!”
“Never give your opponent a window to attack,” I said.
With only seconds to act, she whipped out her second and final spell card. “Lunatic Gun!” Now, she was firing several cones at once, as well as a spiral of bullets which swept around like a dial. This one was much harder to keep up with, and inevitably I messed up and got hit.
I only had a few moments to counterattack before I was forced to concede, so I took out the top card of my deck, one which I had only recently created, and declared “Hierophant Sign: Iron to Gold!” This card summoned Berith, one of my first Personas, to release waves of bullets which, upon contact with enemy bullets, turned them gold, causing them to linger in one spot for a few seconds, countering one other bullet before disappearing. This allowed me to create a shifting “shield” which was able to block her shots, while I continued to look for an opening. Then she adapted her attack to fire several cones in my direction at once, overwhelming my defense and causing my card to break…
...or at least it would have, except the bullets seemed to dissipate just before impact. And they just kept dissipating. I didn’t know why this was, but I immediately capitalized on it, aggressively closing the distance, plowing through waves of bullets until I was at point-blank range, where I could easily get a hit in, causing her card to break, and giving the fight to me.
When we touched back down, Seiran took a moment to catch her breath, before saying, “...hah… that… that was bullshit.”
“Was it?” I asked, playfully.
“Seriously, it was,” she said. “You just… absorbed the bullets at the end! I don’t know if it was your spell card, but…”
“It was a unique spell card,” Ringo complimented. “You declared an Arcanam, then a demon appeared to assist you in the attack. Do you, by chance, specialize in demonic magic?”
I shook my head. “Oh, heavens, no. My cards summon different figures depending on the card, raging from angels, demons, monsters, deities, and even pop-culture figures. If I had to describe it, I tap into the human unconscious and call upon figures significantly imprinted upon it to cast my cards.” I held out my hands. “But, in the end, they’re only cards, and my actual powers don’t extend much beyond flight, being good at deductions and having high charisma, and I doubt those last two count as magical powers.”
“But you managed to convince Reimu to teach you cards,” Ringo said, “and you’re getting friendly with Reisen. And she tells me you’re friends with Marisa, as well. I gotta say, a man of your charms, winning over some of Gensokyo’s big shots, I’d call that a special power in my book.”
I chuckled. “Well, I guess I can’t argue with that.”
The two stepped aside. “In any case, we’ll let you in now. And since you’ve dueled Seiran, promise me that you’ll duel me someday, too!”
“I’ll keep that in mind.” I made my way inside.
“Welcome back, Akechi-kun,” Eirin smiled, as she sat on her chair, one leg crossed over the other.
“It’s good to see you too,” I said, sitting down opposite her. “Reisen informed me that you wanted my help testing another medicine?”
“Indeed.” Eirin produced another beaker. “I’ve been refining one of my more popular medicines, the Butterfly Dream Pill.”
“The ‘Butterfly Dream Pill'?” I asked.
“A pill which guarantees sleep and beautiful, pleasant dreams,” Eirin explained. “This beaker contains the base formula for my latest iteration.” She produced a glass bottle and a funnel, then poured the mixture into the bottle before corking it up. “Are you familiar with the concept of ‘dream journals?’”
“I am,” I nodded. “People keep records of their dreams in order to better remember them, in hopes that they can eventually become lucid dreamers.”
“I am asking you to keep a record of the dream that this will produce,” she explained. “You’ll take this bottle back with you home tonight, and you will drink all of it; you will fall asleep very quickly and experience a pleasant dream. As soon as you wake up, whatever time that may be, I want you to immediately record the dream you experience in as much detail as you possibly can. Then, return the note to me promptly so that I may look it over; that way I can study the effect it had on you and decide whether it requires more work, or if it is perfect as it is and I can begin mass-producing it.”
I reached over and took the bottle from her. “Very well. I wonder what dream I will experience.”
“Hopefully, a very pleasant one.” She winked. “Who knows, maybe it will be that sort of dream as well…”
I sighed and rolled my eyes. “If you don’t need anything else, then I’ll be going.”
“Oh, alright.” Eirin waved as I left the room. “Sweet dreams…”
Per our deal, Reisen showed me the “secret reserve” and allowed me to pick out somewhat more potent brews then before, both as a reward for participating in the medical trials as well as a more personal thank-you for spending time with her and hearing her out.
Later that night, back at home, I got myself ready for bed as usual. I held the bottle in my hand. The pink liquid gave off a rainbow shimmer, and I was unsure if I actually wanted to consume it.
I shrugged. This was part of the deal, and I would be renaging if I got cold feet. So, I popped the cork, and chugged it at once. It tasted like bubblegum. Then I put the bottle aside, laid down, and closed my eyes. Sleep overtook me in short order.
The room was dim, and a haze filled the air as quiet jazz music played in the background.
I was at a table, with a colorful cocktail bubbling on the table.
Seated opposite me was my best friend, Ren Amamiya.
We chatted for a long time, about our lives, about girls, about our exploits as Phantom Thieves. About how we had taken down Shido together, and brought peace and prosperity to Japan once more.
The bouncer came to our table, and remarked about how close the two of us were.
Why wouldn’t we be close? We were such a good match.
It was hard for me to believe that I hated him so much that I tried to kill him.
...kill him…
...kill him…
...I didn’t want to kill him, but at the same time those feelings of admiration and jealousy melded with my tortured past and need to get closer to Shido to ruin him, and in order to do that I… I…
Chapter 43: Valentine's Day
Chapter Text
2/14
When I woke up the next morning, my mind and consciousness were still filled with the dream I had had last night. About Ren, about how we were at the Jazz Club, about how we were just sitting there visiting each other like friends… and also about my mixed emotions about him, the great gentlemen who I was denied the chance to be, picaresque and dashing, those congealed and intertwined feelings of respect, admiration, wanting, jealousy, hatred and rage which drove me to make an attempt at his life…
I got a scrap of paper and a pencil and wrote down the details of the dream, leaving out anything that would suggest my ties to the Metaverse or the fact that I tried to kill him. As I wrote, I thought about Eirin’s comments about the medicine, the Butterfly Dream Pill, about how it was supposed to grant one pleasant dreams in which all of their wishes could be fulfilled. To think that it would summon him into my unconscious mind once more… could that be my ultimate desire, to see him again and make amends with him? Have the friendship we never truly could, because of our circumstances and the unjust game we were thrust into? To not have to be set against each other?
I went downstairs, in order to start my day as I always did. In addition to Masato, Keine was also down there.
“Good morning,” I said to her.
Keine looked at me. “Oh, morning!”
I started getting things out to make breakfast. “How are you doing?”
“Oh, I’m alright,” she said. “I… apologize for running away suddenly, the other night. I… had something come up.”
I shook my head. “No worries. It happens to all of us.”
She came over to me and handed me a small box. “I hope this giri-choco can make up for it.”
“Giri-choco?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said. “Have you forgotten? Today is Valentine’s Day.”
I took the box of chocolate. “Valentine’s Day. I didn’t know you celebrated that here.”
“Well, we didn’t used to, until recently,” she said. “Sanae and later Sumireko introduced the concept to other people in Gensokyo, and it’s slowly caught on since then. I don’t usually partake in it, but this year I thought I’d make you and Mokou each a friendship chocolate, as a token of my support.”
I smiled. “Thanks.”
Masato chuckled. “Hoho, look at you, getting chocolate from such a beautiful woman.”
Keine pouted. “Oh, now, you know better than to say that.”
“You two sure have an interesting relationship,” I said.
“Well, I mean, we’ve known each other for quite some time,” Masato said. “She knows just about everyone in town, of course, but-”
“I’m thoroughly familiar with Masato’s antics,” Keine finished for him. “Someone has to keep an eye on him, after all.”
Masato shook his head. “Why don’t you go out and meet all of your friends today? I’m sure they all want to see you.”
“That sounds like a great idea,” I said. After breakfast I threw on my jacket and boots, and headed out to face the world.
I didn’t even make it out of the village before bumping into Reisen again, out on another delivery run.
“Oh, hello again!” she said.
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” I said. “Are you doing anything special today?”
“No, unfortunately. Just another work day for me.” She reached into her bag and pulled out two giri-chocos. “I was hoping I’d bump into you again today, though, so I prepared this. Kaguya-sama also wanted me to give you this, as well.”
I accepted the boxes. One was fairly plain, but the other was ornate, decorated with gold flecks and a bamboo design. “Thank you… a chocolate from Kaguya herself…”
Reisen shook her head. “Don’t tell anyone, but I made hers, too.”
I laughed. “Of course you did. Knowing what Kaguya is truly like, it wouldn’t surprise me.”
“No, it wouldn’t. You wouldn’t want to see her cooking, much less taste it.”
“I’ll take your word for it,” I said.
Reisen adjusted her pack. “Well, I need to get back to work. Have a good rest of your day.”
“You too.”
I walked the streets, going in the direction of the Shrine, and along the way passing by the Dragon Statue, where the Velvet Room entrance stood.
“Trickster,” a voice called out to me. “Come. Someone would like to talk to you.”
“Oh?” Confused, I followed her inside, to the Velvet Room. When I entered, I noticed Igor was absent; Lavenza explained he was away that day. I also saw Rika there, standing beside her tank, Evil Eye Sigma.
“Sup,” she said. “Havin’ a good day so far?”
“I mean, I’ve already gotten giri-chocos from three different girls,” I said.
“Ohohoho, you Cassanova you,” she joked. “Goin’ around collectin’ chocolates from pretty girls on Valentine’s Day.” She pressed a button, which caused an arm to emerge holding another giri-choco, extending until it was right in front of me and allowing me to take it. “‘Course, you can go ahead and add this one to the pile. You’ve been a real help so far in improving my fusion tanks.”
“You’re very welcome,” I said to her.
Lavenza smiled. “And I am very grateful as well. Without you, I’d still be forced to use those awful execution devices to fuse Personas for guests. Now that my other trickster’s journey has finally concluded, I can scrap them for good.”
“But you’re still keepin’ the chainsaw,” Rika said.
“Why not?” Lavenza said. “It’s a very useful tool.”
“Nah, I bet you wanna reenact The Walking Dead with shadows,” Rika retorted.
Lavenza giggled. “Perhaps.”
Rika turned back to me. “Anyway, that’s all I needed ‘ya for today. And don’t forget: Barbatos with Magarula.”
“I haven’t forgotten,” I assured her as I exited.
I made my way out of the Village, and started up the path to the Shrine. It was morning, the sun was shining, and it was just a little bit warmer than it had been, so drops of water fell off the branches as the snow on the trees melted, and the snow beneath my feet was slushy and damp. Along the way, just like always, the Netherworld portal was visible off to the side, but today, I could see Youmu standing at the foot of the path.
“Ah, good morning,” she said. “I thought you’d be going to the Shrine today. If you have a moment, Yuyuko-sama wants to speak with you.”
“No problem,” I said. I followed her in, and we eventually made it to Hakugyokurou, where Yuyuko sat on the front porch, drinking tea.
“Good morning, Goro,” she said.
“First name basis today?” I asked.
“Why not?” she smiled. “Today is a very special day, after all.” From her loose robes, she produced a giri-choco. “You have done well, lately. I think you are deserving of a reward.”
“Another friendship chocolate,” I said, as Yuyuko offered it to me.
“‘Another?’” She bore a mischievous look on her face.
“Er…”
“No need to hide it,” Yuyuko said. “You are quite popular, after all. I can easily imagine every girl and woman in your vicinity showering you with chocolate, enough that one of them is certain to turn out to be a ‘special’ chocolate.”
I looked to the side, and saw Youmu standing with her hands behind her back.
“Is something wrong?” I asked her.
She looked at me. “Well, it’s, um, well…” She paused for a moment, trembling, before she looked away and held out her giri-choco with one hand. “I-it’s just a friendship chocolate, nothing more!”
“Is it?” Yuyuko said playfully, her fan in front of her mouth. “I’d say you’re missing a grand opportunity here, Youmu-chan.”
Youmu looked like she was going to die of embarrassment as I took the chocolate from her. Once I did, she got back up and said, “whew, okay, good, you took the chocolate, now I can get back to work!”
“So hasty and unladylike to dismiss a man on Valentine’s Day just like that,” Yuyuko said. “What a shame. And you even wore panties today, too.”
Youmu’s face turned beet red. “Uwawawawawa!!” She practically pounced on Yuyuko and started shouting expletives, while I just waltzed right on out of there.
Finally, I made it up to the Shrine, after numerous interruptions and many boxes of chocolate. When I got up there, I saw four figures sitting in front of the shrine in a row: Reimu, Marisa, Alice, Mamiko. All were drinking hot cups of tea, chatting and simply enjoying the day.
“Hello there!” I said, walking up to them.
Marisa stood up. “Ah, there ‘ya are! I was wonderin’ when you’d show up!”
“Well, I mean, I was trying to come straight here, but…” I revealed my collection of chocolates. “I kept getting sidetracked.”
“Is that so…” Reimu smirked. “Seems someone’s popular today.” She and Marisa spaced themselves away from Alice and Mamiko, making space for me. “Well, we still have some hot tea for you. Come, sit down with us.”
“Thank you.” I came over to them, seated myself, and helped myself to tea and rice cookies.
“So, you were wondering when I would come by?” I said.
“Yes,” Alice said. “It’s also part of the reason why me and Mamiko are visiting the Shrine today.”
I heard footsteps inside the Shrine. “How is Maruki?”
Reimu crossed her arms. “Well, I figured as long as I had him as my prisoner, then I could at least make him useful around here, so I’m having him do chores like sweeping and mopping the floor in the main shrine.”
The door slid open, revealing Maruki holding a broom in his hand. “Good day, Akechi-kun,” he said.
I smiled. “I said you could just call me ‘Goro.’”
“Ah, sorry, it’s just a habit of mine.” He looked out over the hill. “It’s quite beautiful out here today. You’re all blessed to live in such a picturesque place.”
Reimu grumbled. “If you’re trying to flatter me, it’s not going to work. I hope you realize what your situation is.”
“Yes,” Maruki nodded.
“Good. We can’t have anyone who tried to destroy the Barrier be given half a chance to try again.”
“But I thought you said the circumstances could not be replicated,” Alice said.
“Not as far as we know,” I reminded her.
I looked around Alice to Mamiko, who was holding a small box in her lap. “This ‘chocolate’ that you had me make…”
“Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I thought it would be good to have you make a friendship chocolate for Goro,” Alice said. “That is what girls do for boys on Valentine’s Day.” She produced her own giri-choco. “I made one for him as well.”
“So did I!” Marisa triumphantly stood up and held out her box, which was adorned with mushroom designs. “This stuff will knock your socks off!”
I winced. “Yes, but… is it safe to eat? Or will I be growing extra arms and seeing aliens eating the fabric of reality shortly afterwards?”
“It should be alright,” Reimu said. “Marisa cooks well, and I’ve never felt anything.”
“Says the woman who can consume deadly Poison Fire Coral like it’s nothing,” Alice said. “You probably are just immune to the effects of Marisa’s, shall we say, eclectic cuisine. One time, I ate a stir fry she had prepared for me, and the next day I went outside only to discover the forest had turned into a psychedelic landscape full of pink elephants stuffing men up their trunks, music was playing which, when I described it to Sumireko, she said was ‘Vaporwave,’ and she also told me that the being Marisa had transformed into was something called a ‘Xerneas.’ Also, Reimu here was an anthropomorphic fox who spoke in blabber-talk. Since then, I’ve never let her cook anything for me, period.”
“‘Ey, how was I supposed to know I’d picked trippy mushrooms?” Marisa shrugged. “I know what psilocybin ‘shrooms look like, so I thought I was better at avoiding shit that fucked you up really good!”
I rolled my eyes as the two continued to bicker at each other. “Reimu, did you make chocolate?”
“I… did,” she said. She reached into her sleeve and pulled it out. “I had to borrow ingredients from Youmu to make it, but I think it turned out alright. It comes with a good-luck charm, too.”
I accepted the chocolate from her. “Thank you very much,” I bowed.
“Y’know, that chocolate’s been rubbin’ up next to her armpit for a while,” Marisa remarked. “That means it’s been blessed with her sacred underarm sweat!”
Reimu suddenly spun around and punched Marisa down as she shouted, “how many times do ah hafta tell ‘ye not to talk about mah armpits like that, ‘ye damn dirty perv!!!”
Here we go again, I said to myself, as I slipped away once more to continue my magical Tour de Chocolate.
I made my way next to the Myouren Temple. I figured that if most of my teammates so far had given me chocolate, the Byakuren probably would as well. She was a nice, sweet, caring lady, at least when she wasn’t firing her massive gun and punching out shadow’s teeth.
Kyouko, the small, green-haired girl, was out front sweeping and singing, when she noticed me coming up.
“Good afternoon, Akechi-kun!” she beamed.
“Good afternoon,” I said back. “Is your master here at the moment? I wish to speak to her.”
Kyouko peeked inside, then said, “she and the others are in the middle of a kung-fu class with some village kids. I don’t want to disturb them.” She smiled. “But sister Byakuren told us you’d probably be coming by today, and told me to give you this!” She handed over a small, wooden box. “She told me it was ‘Valentine’s Day’ or something like that, and she wanted to give chocolate to her friend.”
I looked inside the box. It held a chocolate baked into the shape of a smiling Buddha. “Did she make this herself?”
Kyouko gave a sheepish grin. “Weeeeeeelllll… I mean, I’d hate to be rude, but…”
“It doesn’t matter,” I said, shaking my head. “In the end, it’s the thought that counts.”
“Exactly!” Her ears stood up and her tail wagged. “Thanks for coming by!”
“It was a pleasure,” I said.
Next up, I went down to Genbu Ravine to visit Nitori. With Aya now on our side, I no longer felt fear or apprehension in coming down in the open. I dived down beneath the water, and swam over to her cave, only to meet her halfway, underneath the rippling currents.
“Whoa-ho!” she said. “Didn’t think I’d meet you under the water!”
“I was just coming to visit you,” I said. “What are you doing right now?”
“I’m just out catching some fish,” she said. “The fish in this river are huge!”
“I can see that,” I said, seeing a massive, passing trout.
Nitori reached into one of her many pockets, and pulled out a metal box. “By the way, I heard from Marisa that people give their friends chocolates today, so I wanted to give one to my trusted friend and team leader! I specifically engineered it to be the best chocolate you’ve ever tasted!”
I accepted the box; unlike the others, it had a button on the top which caused a slot containing the chocolate to open. It looked like very dark chocolate, although the dim light here under the water could have been making it appear darker than it was.
“I appreciate it,” I smiled. “I’ll have to make it up to you later.”
“No need,” she said. “Just keep being our leader in the Metaverse, and you’re good!”
“It’s a promise.” I swam back up to the surface, and made my way back.
Just outside the Village gates, I ran into a familiar face making her way out.
“Oh hey there,” Mokou said. “Out and about?”
“And then some,” I said. “I’ve been getting lots of chocolate from my friends.”
“Izzat so?” She took out a box identical to the one Keine had given me. “She gave me a chocolate too, ‘cause I’m her friend and such. But… I don’t really care for chocolate, but I don’t want to offend her, because of everything I’ve ever done for her and because she’s one of my only real friends. So,” she gave the box to me. “Consider it my gift to you.”
I took the chocolate from her. “Um… thanks,” I said.
“Don’t mention it,” she said. “...and it’s just a friendship chocolate, nothing more.”
“Are you sure about that?” I teased.
“I-I mean it!” she stuttered, blushing. “...idiot! Don’t forget who saved ‘ya!”
I chuckled as I walked through the village gates, leaving Mokou to storm back off into the Bamboo Forest, visibly steaming in the cold, early evening air.
Back inside the village walls, I was just about to head back inside the shop, when Kana came up behind me unexpectedly.
“Good evening,” she said.
“Oh, hello there! You startled me.”
Kana bowed. “Pardon my manners. I didn’t mean to spook you.” She reached into her back, and pulled out a box. “I just wanted to give you this, since today is Valentine’s Day. A chocolate for a friend.”
I looked at her, and smiled. “So, we’re officially friends now?”
“Why not?” she said. “I like you as a person, and I want to become your friend. That’s why I made a friendship chocolate, instead of just going out and buying a cheap one from the village candy store.”
I accepted the box from her, then said, “well, if that’s the case, then we’ll have to make a deal.”
“A deal?” Kana was confused.
“That’s how I forge bonds,” I explained. “I make mutually beneficial deals with others. It’s how I ensure that my friendships endure.”
“Is that so…” Kana looked down, then back up. “You know, I’ve always wanted to see the world outside the village and the farms. Gensokyo has so many beautiful places and so many interesting people I’d like to see, but everyone else, including Reimu, keeps telling me it’s too dangerous because of all the youkai. I’m just a farm girl, so I don’t get out too much. But you take on this place without caring about the youkai. You’re friends with Reimu-san and Marisa-san, you can fly, you can even use spell cards. I’d like to do all of those things, but Reimu won’t let me. Perhaps you could convince her otherwise.”
I thought about Kana’s request. Here was a girl who wanted to spread her wings, especially now that she was approaching adulthood. On one hand, I was of course concerned about her safety; I myself did not know nearly everything there was to know about Gensokyo yet, so I wasn’t wholly confident that I could act as her guide and keep her away from harm. I had only just learned how to use spell cards, and there were likely many extremely skilled practitioners out there who could mop the floor with me, as well as a few characters who just didn’t care about the system.
...but on the other hand, I was certainly coming along, and Kana… I saw something in her that I didn’t see in the others. Somehow, she reminded me of Ren. Whether it was their shared birthdays, or how she somewhat reminded me of him, I felt a desire to do things with her that I couldn’t do with him. Maybe, perhaps maybe, she was my chance to do all those things. I felt that, if I didn’t, I would be letting not just her down, but him as well.
I smiled and held out my hand. “I’m sure I could, rather easily.”
“I’m glad.” She held out her own hand and shook mine. “I look forward to spending even more time with you.”
“I do as well,” I said.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast strengthened an existing vow.
Thy dual bond shall bolster the wings of rebellion and reach high to the heavens.
With the newfound potential of the Fool Persona, I have obtained the gales of blessing that shall lead to even greater freedom and power…
“Oh, right, today’s Valentine’s day,” said Sojiro as I helped him wash dishes. “No wonder there were so many guys bringing girls in here.”
He turned toward me and smiled. “Don’t you have anything exciting happening? I mean, you’ve been here nearly a whole year. Y’know, when I was young, heh, hoo boy…”
Well, of course I had something exciting happening, I thought to myself, not that I could say that aloud.
The bell on the door rang, and she, the one I had been waiting all day for, came in.
“Good evening.” She bowed. “I didn’t know you were still working. Sorry for stopping by so late…”
I put down the dishes and walked out to meet her. Sojiro scratched his head. “Oh, huh… you should’ve just told me…” He walked over to the door, and as he left, he turned back and said, “I’ll… I’ll leave the store to you.” He smiled again. “Enjoy yourselves…”
As he left, Morgana came up from behind, and gave me a confident look. Both of us nodded, and he followed Sojiro out; as he did so, I swore I could hear him say, “whew, at least it’s not Lady Ann.”
I shook my head. Oh, that Mona. Determined as ever to steal her heart. When will he realize…
Sumire sat down at one of the booths, and I fixed a cup of coffee for both of us. “That’s considerate of him,” she said. “I hope I’m not being imposing.”
“Of course not,” I said. “You’re always welcome. You should know that already.”
Sumire giggled. “I know, but you know I, um, I’m new to this sort of thing. Having someone special in my life, I mean. My coach knew I had something special going on, though, so she let me have the day off of practice.”
“I’m just glad you could come by,” I said. “It’s been pretty stressful for us lately, after all, getting me out of juvie. I was confident I wouldn’t be in there long, though, with you guys and everyone else on my side.”
“Yeah… I had so much I wanted to say when I finally got to talk to you. But now that you’re here, I can finally see your face for myself… and my mind is at ease just like that.”
“I’m sorry that I worried you,” I told her.
“It’s okay,” she said. “I understood why you did what you did. Shido and everyone else are finally behind bars because of it. Besides,” she produced a box with a teddy bear on it. “I brought you something, because it’s Valentine’s Day.”
I took the box and smiled. “Thank you. I’m touched.”
“You’re welcome. Honestly, compared to everything you’ve done for me, it’s nothing.” She looked down. “I can’t believe this is the real world…”
“You expect this to still be Maruki’s dream reality?” I asked.
“No, not that,” she said, shaking her head. “But it doesn’t feel real. Because of you, I’m finally living again, for myself, and as myself, too. And I will continue to do that, just for you.”
I laced my fingers together, and looked down. “Maruki… whatever happened to him, after that day? I’ve been locked up, so I don’t know…”
Sumire shook her head. “We wondered the same thing. After that night, he went completely missing. As in, he seemed to disappear entirely; no obituaries, no police or missing persons reports, not even any record that he ever existed. I hate to say this, but… he probably died alongside his dream reality.”
I sighed. “So, he’s dead after all. Our last job as the Phantom Thieves, and in the end we couldn’t truly change one heart for the better.”
Sumire breathed a heavy sigh, too. “I’m not sure if you were looking, since you were hanging on to Mona-senpai by your grappling hook, but I was looking down and saw him on a large piece of glass, with that strange girl Reimu confronting him. Perhaps she finally got to execute him before she went back to, well, wherever it is she comes from, Gensokyo or otherwise.” She crossed her arms on the table and planted her head on them. “On the other hand, perhaps it’s for the best. Given Dr. Maruki’s mental state, I don’t think he’d be able to rebuild his life out here, even with everyone and everything that caused his grief gone.”
I looked up at her. “That’s a rather cynical way of looking at it, especially coming from you… but perhaps you’re right. Some people are just better off being put out of their misery, since doing anything else would just be prolonging their suffering and torment.”
“There’s another thing that’s been bothering me since that night,” Sumire said. “Those doors that saved us near the end. Yusuke-senpai said he looked behind us at one point and noticed a figure which he described as ‘a goddess’ whom he thought was creating them.” She pulled out her phone and showed me a picture, which I could tell was made by Yusuke, depicting a blonde woman in a black hat, a green, patterned skirt and a golden tabard with rainbow energy emerging from her back. “He created this picture based on the details he could make out.”
I took the phone and examined the drawing. “Very strange… who was she, and what was she trying to do?”
“I don’t think we’ll ever know. But, she obviously wanted us to win, and she succeeded, so that’s probably all that matters.”
I smiled. “Perhaps I’ll meet her someday so I can properly thank her.”
“Yeah…”
Sumire started blushing. “Um, Senpai, may I… sit next to you?”
I scooted over, and let her sit beside me.
“So… you’re going back home soon, yes?”
I nodded. “I am. On one hand, I’m glad to be going back; it’s been a while since I last saw my parents, and it’s been such a crazy year for me, too. On the other hand, though, I’m going to miss all of you guys. And, I’m going to miss you especially. But that doesn’t mean we can’t visit each other. And besides, once we’re both done with school…”
“Mm-hm,” Sumire nodded. “I’m going to keep working hard, just for you. Kasumi always said she performed best when she thought about someone she loved. And I think I understand what she meant. When I think about you, I always think the competition’s going to go just fine…” She leaned against me.
“Ah. That means…”
She giggled. “I think you know what I mean.”
I smiled. “Then, why don’t we spend a long night together?”
“Yes, let’s…”
…
“Who are you guys?!”
“We’re Star Fox!”
“You’ll never defeat Androoooossssss!”
Me and Sumire laughed. “Oh, this moment just never gets old, no matter how many times I play this game.”
“Did you ever play it on an N64 before, Senpai?” She asked me.
“No. When I first played it, it was on the Wii Virtual Console. Futaba and I were out shopping one day in Akihabara, and she pointed out this N64 on sale at one of the stores, complete with two controllers, a Rumble Pak, and a copy of this game. Since then, we’ve been one-upping each other with high scores, and now I’m above 1900.”
“That’s impressive, Senpai! I was never able to get the true ending, Star Wolf was just too hard.”
“I know, right?”
Just then, we heard a knock on the door downstairs.
“I can get that for you, Senpai.” Sumire got up and went downstairs. I wondered who could be coming by at this time of night. Probably just Futaba, I thought. She’s the only one who usually-
“Yo,” came Ryuji’s voice. Sumire came back upstairs, followed by a rather dejected-looking Ryuji and Ann. They came and sat down, cross-legged and mopey.
“You two look like you just found out your cat died,” I joked.
“Ah, shaddup!” Ryuji shot back. “I couldn’t get a date today, and it’s Valentine’s Day! I mean, you got a date, and even Mishima got a date!”
“I was too busy making up for an exam to find a date,” Ann complained. “And every boy in school thinks I’m above their league, so they won’t go out with me.” They then said in unison, “and that’s why I’m here, trying to forget about today.”
I gave them an aside glance. “Oh yeah, well then, if you’re just going to come here and crash me and Sumire’s date, then why don’t you just date each other??”
Ann and Ryuji paused for a moment, then looked at each other, blushing. “H-huh???”
“I mean, think about it, you two are perfect together! You both slack off and play video games instead of studying, you’ve both got good hearts and a keen sense for details, you both don’t know where Los Angeles is, you’re both loyal, you’ve both got good bodies, and you already hang out a lot after school anyway. Plus, you two bicker at each other like an old married couple. So, why not??”
At that moment, Morgana jumped in through the window and snarked, “yeah, and you two are both knuckleheads and-”
“Did you just call ‘Lady Ann’ a knucklehead?” I said, smirking.
Morgana just stood there as he realized what he just said.
“F-f-forget I said that!” he stammered. “Forgive me, Lady Ann, I-”
“Oooooooo, Mona’s so busted!” Futaba popped out from under my bed, slid across the floor and grabbed Morgana, standing up and holding him like Longcat.
“MREEEOOOW?!?!” Morgana trashed and wriggled around trying to get free, but to no avail. Futaba smiled. “Classic Mona, talks all smooth, but when you get right down to it, he’s just a big-”
“Why were you hiding under Senpai’s bed?” Sumire asked.
Futaba pursed her lips.
“Yeah, Futaba, why were ‘ya?” Ryuji asked with a grin.
“Were you hoping to catch us doing something dirty?” I asked.
Futaba’s face reddened as she realized she had just been found out. “I-I…” She dropped Morgana, rushed over to the TV and took the controller. “It’s because I wanted to show you up on this game in front of everyone! Yeah, that’s it!”
I adjusted my glasses. “Well, whatever, we’ll go with that.” So we spent the rest of the night gathered around her, watching her score over 2,000 despite going through Fichina and Solar. After that, the last trains would already have left, so Ryuji and Ann just spent the night and we all went to school together the next day. In bed, I sighed to myself, thinking about how after a ruined summer festival and Christmas, I couldn’t even enjoy a romantic Valentine’s Day alone with Sumire, instead having to settle for an awkward double-date with two lovable idiots.
I woke up at some point in the middle of the night. Sumire was sleeping soundly beside me. Futaba was curled up like a cat. Ryuji was snoring loudly and Ann was laying on her side.
I went downstairs to use the bathroom. When I came back up and slipped back into bed, I turned my head to one side, when I observed Ann sitting up, staring forward. She held this pose for several moments, before she slowly reached her hand forward. A moment later, there was a shine, and a string of white light, leading from one end of the room out the window, materialized, her hand touching it. A minute later, she retracted her hand, and the line disappeared. She then laid back down and instantly went back to sleep.
When I asked her about it the next morning, she said she didn’t know what I was talking about and that she never woke up during the night, although she did recall a dream which, while she couldn’t remember most of it, she did remember it had something to do with “ley lines,” although she couldn’t tell me what those were. Futaba explained to me that ley lines were magical conduits, shaping the world and its various processes, whose existence was theorized by occultists. Given what we now suspected about Gensokyo, I began to wonder if that thing I saw was a ley line, and if so, what that meant in terms of the way the world truly worked. And how, apparently, Ann could interact with them.
Chapter 44: The City Above the Waterfall
Chapter Text
2/15
I came downstairs, finding Masato in the middle of making breakfast.
“Morning, Goro,” he said.
“Morning.” I sat myself at the table.
He smiled at me and said, “you sure got quite a bit of chocolate yesterday. You’ve really got a way with the ladies, don’t you?”
I shook my head, smiling. “I’m just thinking about all the favors I’m going to have to repay next month.”
Masato chuckled. “Well, there is that. If you need any help from me, feel free to ask.”
“I’ll keep that in mind.”
I sipped some breakfast tea. “I trust you yourself were married at some point. You would have to have been to have a daughter.”
Masato took a bite. “Well, yeah… it’s been so long since she passed. Have you been told of ‘breathless sickness’ yet?”
“I have, from Eirin,” I said.
“I see. Well, that’s what got her in the end. That winter was one of the worst outbreaks of it in recent memory. Not only did I lose my beloved, I also lost both of my aging parents to it. I was inconsolable for a long time, and I felt alone. If not for my friends, the support of the Village, and my newly-born bundle of joy, I may very well have wandered into the forest and let a youkai eat me. I vowed to take good care of Marisa and keep her safe, since she was my only reminder of her. I also never remarried, simply because I could never move on from her.”
I sipped some more tea. “I see. You could never forget your wife, and so you dedicated yourself to being a good father to Marisa.”
“That’s right,” he said. “Which is why I still worry. Ever since she ran away and started fighting youkai, monsters and other nonsense. In retrospect, I should have realized her adventurous spirit and fostered it at least a little. But I was so concerned with keeping her safe and raising her right that I never did, not allowing her to make friends in the Village, not allowing her to go outside and play…” He shook his head. “I suppose it was only a matter of time before she started dabbling in magic and finding friends outside the Village, and she never comes back to visit because I’m sure she still sees me as stifling and oppressive. It sounds like she’s still alright, but every incident she and Reimu go to resolve is another way in which she could be killed.” Masato sighed. “It pains me that I can’t be there to protect her, and that trying to protect her when she was young led her to go throw herself into danger anyway…”
I finished my tea, and looked at him. “If you would like, I can be her minder in your place.”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“I mean what I say,” I told him. “If you’re concerned about her getting into dangerous situations, I’ll do what I can to rein her tendencies in. We are friends, after all.”
Masato smiled. “Thank you, young man. I don’t know how much you could actually do to keep her under control, but it means a lot to me that you will try.”
“No…” I shook my head. “I will. Not ‘I will try.’ I simply will.”
Masato chuckled again. “I like your determination. But, now, you know I’m going to hold you to your words, no matter how hard it will be for you to live up to them.”
“I’ve never given up on a task before seeing it through,” I said.
I was barely outside the shop before I found myself face-to-face with Aya, who looked at me with anticipation.
“Oh, hello there!” she said, surprised. “I was just heading in to see if you were available, and then you came out the door!”
“I’m done with my work for today,” I said, “and was just getting ready to go for a walk. But, if you’re here, then that means you want me for something.”
“Yup! You said you’d help me narrow down a potential target in Tengu City. So, if you’re available, I’d like to lead you up there and have a look around.”
“Tengu City… would I be welcome up there?”
“I’ll get you in somehow,” she promised. “Now, let’s get outta the Village so we can start flying up. I’m told you’re fast, so let’s see if you can keep up!”
I smirked. “Well then. Challenge accepted.”
We exited the Village, and took off toward the mountain, whose snow-covered, jagged pinnacle towered above everything else around it. Aya was not bluffing about her speed; even going as fast as I could, I had trouble keeping up, and it was clear to me that she was going slow on purpose so that we could stay together. All the while, the biting winter cold and stray snowflakes battered my person, and my scarf whipped violently in the wind.
We eventually landed somewhere on the side of the mountain, far above the ravine, along a ledge which had a commanding view of the valley below. I had never seen Gensokyo from this vantage point before, and the Misty Lake, the river, the Village farm fields, the forests and plains, all of them spread open in front of me like a book. Not that I cared at that moment, due to how exhausted I was.
“Whew… you weren’t kidding!”
“Uh-huh! No one can match my speed! Us Crow Tengu are natural-born fliers, after all. We hatch with the kind of speed and skill it took years for even Reimu to master, and she claims ‘flight’ to be her ability!”
“I noticed you did not have wings,” I told her. “I remember Marisa saying something about special capes, but…”
“Oh yes, those. We don’t actually possess wings naturally, not that we need them to minimally fly, as you have just seen. Insead, once we reach a certain age, the skilled Wing Cape Weavers, a group of long-nosed Tengu who work in secrecy, create a wing cape for us from a lock of our hair. We wear them, and can have them turn into wings on command, giving us even faster, more controllable flight and access to wind powers.”
Capes that turn into wings… an interesting concept, one which reminded me of Meta Knight from the Kirby series. “Very fascinating.”
“They’re a Crow Tengu specialty,” Aya said. “Wing Capes cannot be created for any other being, not even other types of Tengu. So don’t try asking for one, they won’t do it.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I said.
“Alright then! Let’s continue to Tengu City!” We started walking, when a green glow emerged from under her jacket.
“...eh?” She took out her Metaverse Key, with the holographic phrase “Tengu City” projected from it. “How… why is it doing this?”
“It’s because ‘Tengu City’ is a keyword,” I explained.
“A ‘keyword?’”
“Fortresses of highly distorted individuals require three keywords to enter them: the first is the owner’s name. The second is a location, often one which holds high importance for them. The last is a distortion; that is, how they see that location in their minds, such as a greedy mobster seeing a city’s central district, where he commits most of his crimes, as his own personal bank. So far, we have just proven that Tengu City is the basis of someone’s distortion. Which is good, because we now know such a distortion exists.”
“...I…don’t think I fully understand,” she said.
“It’ll become clearer as we go along,” I told her. I held out my arm. “Let me hold onto your key for now. I can keep its glow hidden better.”
“Oh, well, alright,” she said, handing over the key before guiding me further.
Aya led me along a short trail leading to the Tengu City gates. A pair of guards, armed with spears and shields, stood guard on either side.
“Stop,” one of them said. We stopped, and he turned to Aya. “Welcome back, Shameimaru-san. I see you did not return alone.”
“Indeed,” Aya bowed. “I have brought a guest.”
“You do realize bringing guests requires the permission of the Daitengu,” the other guard said. “I’m sorry, but he’ll have to wait here while you seek that permission.”
“Ah, I’m sorry, I forgot. I just thought of bringing him up here.”
I stepped forward and bowed. “Greetings. My name is Goro Akechi.”
“Akechi-san,” the guard said. “As I said, I-”
Suddenly, she paused, and both guards looked at me.
“...is something the matter?” I asked.
A moment passed, before they bowed. “...our apologies. You may pass.” The two withdrew their spears, and parted to let us through.
“...huh. Strange. They’re not supposed to simply let us through, like that,” Aya said to me. “I’m sorry, but I will get permission for him to come in from the Daitengu. As captain of the Guard, I must request that-”
“No, we insist! He can come in. He is perfectly welcome here!”
Aya paused, then led me through the gate. “Well, alright…”
The city behind the gate was unlike any city I had ever seen. Set between towering rock spires, with houses and other structures built into the mountainsides, and many people, with and without wings, flying about, it was a scene right out of a standard fantasy setting, even compared to what I had seen so far in Gensokyo.
“So this… this is Tengu City…” I said.
“It’s the home of the Tengu in Gensokyo,” Aya said. “Thousands of us, flying in between all the rocks and crags, through the trees, and in the clouds.” She grabbed my hand. “Come on, why don’t I show you around?”
We flew around and toward the city’s main market square, inside a sheer crevasse whose walls were lined top to bottom with storefronts and bars. Along the way, we met several other Tengu, most of whom recognized Aya on sight.
“Good day, Aya!” said one of them. “Who is that you’ve got with you?”
“My name is Goro Akechi. Aya-san is showing me around.”
“Huh. Never seen you around before. You a human from the Village or something? I’m surprised you can fly!”
“Well, Aya certainly thought I was special for being able to fly so well.”
“I’d agree! Welcome to Tengu City! Hope you enjoy your time here!”
We spent some time going between all the different shops, seeing all the different Tengu who lived here and all the unique items on offer. Next, she led me through the streets again, pointing out the administrative buildings where most of the “behind the scenes” work took place. Aya also took time to bring me to her paper office, showing me her desk, well-worn typewriter and printing press. She also showed me where her archives were, although she would not permit access to them.
“This is a very diverse place,” I said. “I wouldn’t have imagined such a large place could be hidden so far up the mountain.”
“I’m glad you like it,” Aya smiled. “Us Tengu are very proud of our city.”
I looked around her office. “And I must say this is quite the nice little operation you have going on here. Do you write all the articles by yourself?”
“For the most part,” Aya said. “I do have some yamabushi that help me out, but the research, reporting, note-taking and editing is a one-woman operation.” She took a newspaper from the side and opened it up. “Still, I lament that I have to fill this thing with gossip just to meet quotas. What I really want to do is bring light to the city’s injustices, but I would get censored and shut down if I tried that, and my guard captain position would be at risk, too. That’s where you come in: you guys can help me strike the problem from its back door.”
I pulled out my key, which still did not display a name. “We’ve met several people in the city, but their names did not trigger the key. Is there anyone else you can think of who might be a candidate?”
“I have some ideas,” Aya said. “Tenma’s an obvious one, but their name is a closely-guarded secret. Even I don’t know their name. And finding it out would require jumping through a lot of hoops in order to avoid suspicion. The only people who usually know their name are the Daitengu, who directly serve them. There’s five of them, one for each type of Tengu, and one who manages affairs on Youkai Mountain in general who is the second-highest ranking person on the mountain, and is essentially Tenma’s right-hand woman. Her name is Megumu Iizunamaru.”
Suddenly, Megumu’s name flashed on the key. “Hold it a moment,” I said.
“Hm?”
I held the key up to show her. “It would seem as though Megumu is the owner of the Fortress.”
“Is that… so…” Aya trailed off.
“Is something the matter?” I asked.
Aya shook her head. “Oh, no, it’s nothing. So, Iizunamaru. She’s the ‘owner’ of the ‘Fortress?’”
“Correct. Now, we have to figure out what her distortion is. That is, how does she see Tengu City?”
“Okay, how do we do that?”
I sighed. “Unfortunately, that is usually the hardest part. Distortions are usually figurative, not literal, so guessing the distortion requires getting inside the target’s head, and thinking outside of the box. It may also require covertely interrogating the target.”
“Well, I mean, she is my superior and I report to her, but she usually isn’t anywhere I can just go to any time I want and spark up a friendly chat.” She looked up. “But, I do know she frequents a particular bar in town on a sort-of irregular basis. So, what I could do is figure out her drinking schedule, then let you know so that you can come up and we can eavesdrop.”
I nodded. “That sounds like a wonderful plan. You should use that communicator you were given by Nitori to let me know when that happens. Its connection is secure, so no one can intercept them.”
“Alright, thanks.”
“We’re counting on you,” I said.
“You have my word. I am the ‘pure and honest’ Aya Shameimaru, after all!” Aya then guided me back out of the city, and I flew the rest of the way down toward home.
2/16
I was out walking the streets again, when I encountered Eiki setting up in the center of the square, getting ready to give another speech.
“Good morning, Shiki-sama,” I said.
“Oh, good morning,” Eiki said. “So, you have come to see me again.”
“We did strike a deal, after all,” I reminded her.
Eiki chuckled. “Well. You have committed many sins, but I can tell not keeping promises isn’t one of them. Very well. As promised, you may stand here and watch me give my lecture. I’ll probably be here for a couple of hours.”
“A couple of hours?? You can speak for that long?”
“When it’s my job to judge souls, two hours of orating is nothing for me,” she said.
Once she was ready and started speaking, it didn’t take long for a crowd to be drawn to her strong conviction and impassioned statements.
“I want all of you to realize that there IS hope for salvation and a chance to avert the worst! You must all commit yourselves to living virtuously and charitably, not giving into temptation and short-term gratification!”
As I took in Eiki’s strong words to the crowd, I made mental notes about how I could adapt her style not only for negotiating with shadows, but also rousing my team and leading the charge into battle. I realized that if I could make myself sound stronger, that would further bolster the charisma I naturally possessed and allow everyone else to have more confidence in me as their leader, something which was very important as all of them were older than me, had more experience than me, and had very strong wills of their own.
Then I looked out into the crowd, seeing all the faces whose attention was focused on the short but powerful figure speaking to them. I realized all of them, regular humans in a realm full of dangerous monsters and who lived in fear of them, probably took comfort in the lectures of those with strong convictions such as Eiki. At first, I thought about all those in Tokyo, and the rest of the world really, who would rather let others make decisions for them, and live their lives in complacency and ignorance. These people were different. They actually needed people to rely on to help defend them from not only the physical threats the youkai posed, but the mental strain of living in fear, as well. All of them were hard-working, having none of the conveniences of the Outside, and took nothing for granted. So their draw to strong leaders was different from those in Tokyo mindlessly throwing their support behind Shido.
That being said, I knew I still wanted to inspire them to overcome their fear on their own strength of will. That’s what Ren would do, after all.
After she was done, the crowd dispersed as before, and she set her box aside for later use.
“That was a great speech,” I complimented. “I’ll make sure to keep it in mind, when I’m leading my team through our Metaverse adventures.”
“I’m glad you thought so,” Eiki said. “To be honest, if my speeches inspire even just one person to live a pious life, that’s one less soul I have to sentence to Hell in the future.” She looked at me. “You realize you have a long road ahead of you if you are to minimally avert Hell, much less pass on to Heaven, is that correct?”
I looked down. “I do. I resolved, when I came here, to redefine myself, and avoid making the mistakes I did out there. I realize now my past is no excuse for the rampage I went on to get revenge on a society I felt had neglected me.”
Eiki nodded. “Admitting your crimes is the first step toward redemption, because it shows you have remorse for them and recognize that they were wrong. Too many sinners never make it past that step, because when one is overcome with desire and impulse it blinds them to that simple fact. The second step is resolving to overcome the heavy burden of those sins, because it shows that you intend to become a better person no matter the challenge, and not give into hopelessness that you cannot ever redeem yourself.” She paused, then said, “I of course won’t tell you exactly how long you would be spending in Hell, but you have just cut perhaps a decade off of your sentence, were I to condemn you today. I would also argue that changing all those wicked hearts, and steering them toward the light, has also helped your case. That said, you still have countless murders and psychotic breakdowns to your name, and so you will need to work much harder from now on to accrue enough virtues to outweigh them.”
I bowed. “I promise I will continue to not sin. I am a changed man here in Gensokyo.”
“Then, go out there and change the world. I’ll be in Higan if you need me.”
“Thank you, Shiki-sama.” We parted ways, and I worked for Masato for the rest of the day.
2/17
godlygeneral: Good afternoon, Crow. My master was wondering if you would be interested in coming over to visit today.
pancakeman: I would be delighted.
godlygeneral: Shall I come to you and accompany you through the forest?
pancakeman: Absolutely.
Mamiko guided me to Alice’s cottage, where dolls whizzed around taking care of landscaping chores including removing the snow from the roof. Alice greeted us at the door, and led me inside, where a freshly-brewed cup of tea lay waiting for me.
“Thank you for coming over,” Alice said to me.
“I’m glad to be here,” I said, sipping tea, “but I must ask what the occasion is.”
Alice smiled. “Well, you did say you wanted to learn how to bake from me, but you haven’t actually come over to do that yet. So, today is your first baking lesson!”
I thought for a moment, and then realized. “Ah, yes, that’s right.”
“I completely understand, though, for not coming over. You’ve been quite busy lately.”
“Yes I have,” I said. “Very busy.”
“Alright. Now then, let’s get you in an apron, and get to baking.”
Today’s recipe was a strawberry cake. Alice had already taken out all of the ingredients and walked me through the process of putting them together. As we did, she took the time to explain the importance of each step to me. In particular, she stressed the importance of weighing the ingredients, rather than using measuring cups, since flour and baking powder could all compress, she said. Supposedly, that’s how Outside bakers measured their ingredients. Another trick she showed me was cracking the eggs, quickly but carefully, against a flat surface rather than on the edge of a bowl; no shell fragments got inside the egg this way. She conjured a “practice egg” for me to try out this technique. It took me a few tries, but I eventually got used to the motion, and could crack the egg without breaking it. After that, she let me use the real eggs, and I cracked them and mixed them into the batter perfectly.
Once all the ingredients, the flour, the eggs, the oil and the sugar were together and thoroughly mixed, Alice poured it into a cake pan, and walked me over to the oven, which she had preheated beforehand. Rather than insert it directly while wearing potholders, she instead slid the cake pan in using something called a “peel,” which she explained she did in order to avoid burns. Once the cake was in and the oven door shut, we started on something I didn’t think we’d do until the end: clean up all the tools, the mixing bowl, and the counters. Alice told me that if the cake was going to take tens of minutes to bake, then we might as well use the time making things nice and tidy, and making sure nothing sweet was left out, lest the rodents and ants descend upon it. Once that was all done, we stayed by the oven and watched it, until the cake was ready to come out of it, as indicated by its fluffy, golden exterior.
About 45 minutes after it went in, the cake was ready, and we took it out and set it on the counter to cool for a bit, before Alice came out with creamy frosting and strawberries to decorate it with. She showed me how to apply the frosting over the cake, and how to carefully place the strawberries so that they were in a perfect circle, and so that each slice would have exactly one strawberry on it. And with that, the cake was ready to eat. Alice had me brew more tea, which I had gotten much better at doing with Masato’s guidance. I had gained a ‘feel’ for how long the tea leaves should be steeped for in order to get just the right balance of flavor and caffeination, and after a taste-test Alice told me that I was already almost as good as she was.
We sat down at the table, with a fresh pot of tea in the middle, and each of the three of us with a slice of cake on a small silver plate with an equally dainty dessert fork with which to eat it.
I took the first bite, and was quite pleased. “It’s delicious,” I said.
“I’ve been baking cakes for decades,” Alice said. “I have it down to both a science and an art at this point. The tea you made is quite good, though, as I said before.”
“Thank you.” I took a sip. “Out there, we of course drink quite a lot of traditional tea, and I knew several places that served quite good tea that changed with the season. But there’s another type of tea which has recently started gaining popularity in Japan, a recipe imported from the Southern United States, where it's apparently the ‘official drink.’ They simply refer to it as ‘sweet tea.’”
“‘Sweet Tea?’” Alice asked. “Isn’t that just tea with sugar stirred in? Anyone can do that.”
“I’ve been told it’s quite different than that,” I explained. “The sugar, a fair amount of it, is stirred in at the time of brewing, then the pitcher of tea is put inside the fridge to cool before drinking.”
Alice winced. “That’s… that sounds way too sweet, so sweet I can’t imagine you could even taste the tea anymore. And they drink it cold???”
“It… doesn’t sound very appealing, I’ll admit, and to be fair I didn’t know many people personally who liked it, but I quite enjoyed it myself on hot, summer days. I’m told that summer days in most of the States get very hot, especially in the South where it's also humid and muggy, so iced tea, sweet or not sweet, is much more popular than regular hot tea.”
“Well… to each their own, I suppose. My tea will always be hot and bitter, the way it was intended to be.” She took a sip. “I’m sure Marisa would love that stuff, though. That girl loves her sweets, her and Reimu both. It’s a small miracle they don’t get pudgy and have rotting teeth. Although, then again, outside of fish they’re both basically vegetarians, but I’m sure in Reimu’s case that’s because she can’t afford meat, so that leaves calories to spare, I guess.”
I sighed wistfully. “Ah yes. The ability to eat sweets and never get fat. I’m certain we’d all like to have the luxury.” I turned to Mamiko. “How is the cake?”
“The cake is quite good,” she said. “Alice-sama is a great baker. I wish I were as proficient as her, but I only know how to make certain kinds of food.”
Alice smiled. “It’s not the kind I used to usually have, but your cooking is some of the best I’ve ever tasted. But I can show you some of my favorite recipes if you want to learn them.”
“I would appreciate it.”
Before I left, Alice said she wanted to show me something in the Metaverse, so I used the key to take us all to Ethos. Mamiko stood guard for any shadows while me and Alice talked.
“What is it that you wanted to show me?” I asked her.
Alice smirked. “You’ll see.” She closed her eyes, held out her hand, and whispered, “...Persona.” A Priestess card materialized and floated down, which she crushed in her hand. From her hand, wisps of light blue energy shot outward, then recombined behind her, steadily forming a humanoid entity wearing Egyptian-styled clothes, goat hooves for feet, multiple arms, wrapping around its chest, and with the head of a ram, holding its hands outward.
I stood back, and took a moment to realize: somehow, Alice had awakened a Persona.
“Impressive… so you have awakened a Persona of your own…”
“I’m still not quite sure how exactly it happened. One night, I had a dream where I met a figure that looked like me, my ‘shadow.’ She chastised me regarding my various weaknesses and faults, then asked me what it was I truly sought. I told her that I had an insatiable thirst for knowledge, about the world and now about the Metaverse in particular, a whole realm full of secrets that I, a magician, would be a fool not to uncover. Then, she offered me a contract: accept my faults, and strive to overcome them, and she would be the power I needed to do all of that. I accepted; the next day I woke up with a rainbow key next to my bed, and when I tried entering the Metaverse, I awakened my Persona for the first time.”
“I see,” I said. “Your shadow visited you in a dream, and lent you its power.”
“Indeed.” She looked back at her Persona. “It’s called ‘Sia,’ after the Egyptian personification of knowledge. It’s not a fighting Persona; instead, it lets me assimilate all the stray thoughts and shadows in the vicinity, letting me analyze them, document them, and study them. It’s a bit different from the Persona you all have, which sound like they were all awakened in response to a resolve to crush injustices in the world.”
“Different Personas have different abilities, which are determined not just by their users’ personalities but also their motivations. In your case, your Persona awakened in response to your thirst for knowledge and desire to learn about the collective unconscious. Your method of calling it forth is also unique, perhaps for the same reason.”
Alice thought for a moment. “I see… so my Persona is a manifestation of my quest for knowledge.”
“That’s right,” I nodded. “Should your motivation and resolve ever change, then your Persona will change along with it, such as into one which helps you fight.”
“Well, it isn’t a fighter, but it can defend itself to some extent.” She then had Sia demonstrate Agi, Bufu, and Zio. “It doesn’t have its own attacks; instead, it remembers everything we see an enemy do. So as long as we keep going out, seeing new things, and studying the human heart, we grow stronger together.” She swept out her arm. “That is my resolve as a magician.”
I smirked. “Well then, perhaps one day you’ll make a fine addition to the team. How about this: we’ll leave the door open for you, and when you’re ready, we’ll welcome you in.”
Alice smiled. “I’ll think about it.” She turned to Mamiko. “In the meantime, take care of this one for me.”
“I’m holding my own quite well, Alice-sama,” Mamiko said. “I am a fighter by nature, after all. I’ll guard you and serve your will until the end.”
“Thank you, Mamiko,” Alice said.
2/18
aburaage: Are you available for spell card practice?
pancakeman: I am. Would you like me to come over after lunch?
aburaage: If you could, that would be nice.
pancakeman: Then, I will come over.
I came up to the shrine later that day. Reimu was out front, sweeping away some fallen branches from the shrine path.
“Good afternoon,” I said.
Reimu looked up. “Oh, hello! You snuck up on me!”
“I apologize, I didn’t mean to.” I looked around. “Is it just you today?”
“Well, yeah. The fairies are all playing someplace, and the prisoner is sleeping, so it’s pretty quiet. There’s no incidents going on, either. So, I thought I’d break it up by inviting you up so we can continue your training.”
“I dueled my first opponent other than you a few days ago,” I said.
“...oh?”
“Yes. Seiran, one of the guards at Eientei. We had a spar, and I came out on top.”
“Hmm… I see, I see,” Reimu nodded. “I remember her from the incident a couple years ago when we went to the Moon to stop the Lunar invasion. She was a small-time, and barely knew how to use spell cards at all.” She smiled. “Still, challenging someone cold and still winning. More than I would expect from someone so new to using spell cards. You’re certainly coming along; if you train more, I’m sure you could challenge tougher opponents in no time!”
I chuckled. “Well, perhaps. I’ve been experimenting with my spell cards in my spare time, and have created others related to the other Arcana.”
“The other Arcana?” Reimu asked.
“Yes. I’ve found I’ve been most easily able to create spell cards based on the various Arcana, much like how all of my Personas are categorized. Actually, each card features a Persona which I have fused previously, and I’ve found I can change the Persona represented by that card, which alters its properties. And, there’s also something I want you to help me test out, because I’ve been thinking about it for the past few days since that duel.”
Reimu nodded. “Understood. Now then, shall we begin?”
High in the air above the Shrine, away from where any stray bullets could damage it, we floated in place, facing each other.
“Alright,” Reimu said. “So, for today’s practice, we’re going to use the ‘three and you’re out’ rules. That way, you can get extra combat experience without having to keep track of broken cards.”
“Understood,” I nodded. “If I may, though, can I make a request?”
“What is it?” Reimu asked.
“I want you to start with your ‘Fantasy Seal’ attack. That will help me answer the question I’ve been wondering about.”
“Hmm… alright,” she said. Then, without warning, she held out her gohei and her yin-yang orb started orbiting her rapidly, while a flurry of sealing amulets and bullets shot out from behind her. “Spirit Sign: ‘Fantasy Seal!’”
I had to admit: Reimu’s ruthlessness and decisiveness even in a training spar was quite impressive to behold. But, I only had a couple moments, so without hesitation, I cast out my own spell card to counter it.
“Justice Sign: ‘Guardian of Heaven!’” A holographic Justice card spun around from behind, then turned into an Archangel which fired out arrows of light which met and intercepted the sealing amulets; I then charged forward and shot laser bullets from my gun. As expected, some of the bullets from Reimu’s attack struck me, but like Seiran’s ‘gun’ attacks from before, they too simply dissipated, allowing me to close the distance and strike Reimu directly.
“Wha-huh??? H-how did you just plow through-”
I smirked. “Just as I thought.” Before I could explain, Reimu rebounded and struck me with her needles, forcing me to pull back. We continued our duel, and at one point Reimu used a different spell card, but rather than respond to it with my own I simply stuck to regular shots and tanked it. After a while, I got some more hits in, and the match was mine.
As we touched back down, Reimu caught her breath, then asked me, in an accusatory tone, “what was that??? My attacks did nothing against you!”
I chuckled. “It seems my hypothesis was correct.”
“...what…hypothesis?” she asked.
“It would appear that my Personas’ defensive attributes carry over into the real world when I use them in a spell card duel,” I explained.
“...what do you mean?”
“Let me explain: when I fought Seiran, I used a card depicting Berith, and afterwards her ‘gun’ spell cards had no effect. It didn’t come to me until a couple of nights later, but I remembered that Berith nullifies Gun attacks in the Metaverse, so using it in the real world caused me to block attacks which are ‘gun’ themed. In other words, I start each duel off ‘neutral,’ then as I use different spell cards my defensive properties are altered based on my most recently used card. In this case, your ‘Fantasy Seal’ attack counted as a Bless attack for the purpose of this gimmick, and since Archangel nullifies Bless attacks normally, that caused it to have no effect.”
Reimu looked flabbergasted. “Okay, so, that’s… so what you’re saying is that you can counter a person’s entire strategy based on the cards you use???”
“It would appear so,” I nodded.
Reimu stood there, silent, as she contemplated this. “...well, that’s…” She chuckled. “To think that I, the Spell Card System’s creator, would see them behave in a way I’ve never seen. You truly are unique. I’ll have to keep your cheaty little trick in mind as I devise an answer for our next duel.” She smiled. “Although… When we’re resolving incidents, I don’t think your opponents are going to figure your little trick out before you’ve beaten them. It’ll be a big boon for us if and when the next incident comes.”
“Indeed,” I said. “Of course, I’ll have to correctly guess their attack properties first. Not the easiest thing when hundreds of lasers are flying right at you. And I haven’t seen what attacks striking my Personas’ weaknesses would do yet.”
“We can test that out next time, if you want,” Reimu said. “You can’t duel effectively if you don’t know how your own cards work, after all.”
“Of course not,” I said.
Reimu stretched her arms out. “Well, I gotta get ready to head down and bless another house here in a bit, so we’ll have to wrap up for today.”
“May I accompany you?” I offered.
Reimu tensed up. “...er, sure, if you’re going back down that way.” So we went down toward the house together, then I went home, designed some more cards, checked for any messages, then had dinner and went to bed.
Chapter 45: The Emperor
Chapter Text
2/19
pancakeman: Doktor, are you available today?
turtlepower: Of course. What do you need?
pancakeman: I wanted to come visit you today. There’s something I would like to borrow, if you have it.
turtlepower: Depends. What are you looking for, exactly?
pancakeman: A hidden camera.
turtlepower: I can totally do that. What’s the occasion?
pancakeman: Official Day Breakers business.
turtlepower: Cool. I’ll be here in my cave when you’re ready.
pancakeman: Got it.
Later that day, once I was free, I made my way over to Nitori’s cave. Diving beneath the river’s rushing waters and swimming across and up, I popped up right in front of her door and knocked. I could have instead simply used the “back way” in via the Metaverse, but I wanted to give Nitori at least some extra warning that I was coming, since she wasn’t used to having visitors. That, and I quite like the sensation and experience of swimming in the cold river and seeing the watery world beneath the surface without getting cold or wet.
It took a few moments before Nitori came to open the door. No longer was there a camera that popped out requesting I state my intentions, a sign Nitori was growing more used to visitors appearing at her door.
“Welcome, welcome,” she said, holding a wrench and with grease marks smudged on her face. “I’m glad you made it alright; that river can be a bit dodgy sometimes, what with all the rocks and pebbles that get swept up and pushed down by the current, or the huge fish that inhabit the river.”
“Trust me, I’ve dealt with worse,” I replied.
Nitori shrugged. “I suppose so. But you realize you’re a bit squishier here than in the Metaverse.”
“I do,” I nodded. “Still, all that running, jumping and fighting is great at keeping one in shape, bothi inside the cognitive world and out.”
“Yeah, no kidding. I can barely keep up with you guys; kappa bodies are built for swimming, not running and jumping on land for long stretches, and I’m a slow flier in this world too, since kappa are not flying creatures. I only know a handful of other kappa that fly, and I really only learned to do it so I could participate in spell card duels.”
“Everyone is the master of their own domain,” I said to her. “You’re great at swimming, you're a technological prodigy, and your support abilities are rivaled only by Futaba’s; in fact, I daresay yours might be even stronger.”
Nitori smiled. “Well, thanks. I’m glad you think that.
Inside her cave, it became obvious that she was at least making a token effort to be more receptive to guests, since she now had a small “living room” off to the side cobbled together from leftover machine parts, work benches, and fabricated chairs with cushions and blankets strapped onto them. She apologized for it not being the best, and promised to get actual lounge seats and a coffee table in at some point. “Like I said,” she explained, “I’m not used to having guests for obvious reasons.”
“Not even other kappa?” I asked.
Nitori shook her head. “Like I said, us kappa aren’t exactly the most social creatures. And, I… well, I was also already something of a shut-in. I don’t know why, I never had any trauma or anything. That’s just the way I was. Then Marisa came into my life, and encouraged me to go out more. Then you came along asking for a boat, and from there I got caught up in your zany adventures.” She chuckled. “I thought the Urban Legends were crazy, but the Metaverse? That’s like the Urban Legends cranked up to twenty or something.”
I thought for a moment, then said, “the Metaverse represents the cognition of the masses. Myths, urban legends, beliefs, all of them come alive there, and in Gensokyo, some of them manage to leak out into the real world.”
“Heh. I feel like you know more about how Gensokyo works than I do, even though you’ve only been here less than two months.”
“Then why don’t we go out and visit places sometime, see the world outside of this cave?” I suggested.
Nitori blushed. “You mean… you’re suggesting doing that thing human couples do? I think they call it ‘dating?’”
I shook my head. “Well… no. Not every interaction between men and women has to be romantic. Friendships between them are very common. The Phantom Thieves are a group of friends with both boys and girls, and no romantic relations between any of them, at least that I know of, despite the cat trying to ‘score’ with one of the girls.”
Nitori laughed. “The cat was trying to score with a girl???”
“Indeed,” I smiled. “He kept calling her ‘Lady Ann’ and swooned over her. But I don’t think she even noticed his advances, or if she did, simply passed it off as him being cute, since he was, well, a talking cat. In my honest opinion, though, I think he had better chemistry with Futaba.”
Nitori laughed. “Why are we talking about the love lives of cats and their chemistry with humans?”
I laughed back. “I don’t know.”
What I also didn’t know: why was I laughing while conversing with someone, and cracking jokes at the same time? Had I finally learned how to “loosen up?”
A while later, I left her cave with the camera in tow. She followed me out to see me off.
“By the way,” she said, “you never did say what the camera was for.”
“Oh, right, I’m sorry. I have uncovered our next target with Aya’s help. The camera is so that we can spy on her.”
Nitori tilted her head. “You… found the next target, but didn’t tell us? Shouldn’t you call a meeting? That’s big news, after all.”
“I wasn’t going to call a meeting until we have the final keyword.” I took out my communicator. “But, I suppose you’re right, in that I should let everyone know where the investigation stands.”
“You should,” Nitori affirmed. “In fact, do it right now.”
“I am,” I said.
pancakeman: Hello all. This is Crow. We have our next target.
seeingstars: Wow, already? It’s only been a few weeks.
aburaage: I’m assuming Aya has something to do with it?
autumnsky: Ok wow rude, you just assume.
aburaage: I wasn’t saying you were the target. Just that you know who it is.
autumnsky: Oh, ok. By the way, what’s with the different names?
ghostmochi: We use different names in the Metaverse to avoid detection. We use them over this, too, just in case someone is intercepting these.
autumnsky: Then, should I have one too?
seeingstars: Well, I mean, you’re not officially a member of the team yet, so we’ll just call you by your screen name for now and we’ll decide later.
autumnsky: How do I become a member?
turbogranny: I believe you have to awaken to a Persona first.
autumnsky: How do I do that?
seeingstars: If experience serves, shadow-whoever-the-hell-has-the-fortress has to make fun of you and almost kill you first, then your shadow shows up to tell you that you suck then dares you to overcome evil. Or something like that.
pancakeman: Shadow Megumu Iizunamaru, in this case.
autumnsky: That doesn’t make any sense.
seeingstars: It’ll make more sense when it happens.
aburaage: Megumu Iizunamaru. Can’t say I’m familiar with her.
seeingstars: Probably because she’s never caused an incident. That we know of.
autumnsky: She’s one of the daitengu on the mountain, and Tenma’s right hand woman.
aburaage: Oh ok. Can’t believe I don’t know her, then. I feel like Kanako or Sanae would bring her up at least occasionally if she’s a big shot.
pancakeman: Regardless, we know she’s the target. We just need to figure out her keyword.
autumsky: I’m figuring out her drinking schedule right now so that me and, er, Crow can go spy on her.
pancakeman: How is that coming along?
autumnsky: Still don’t know. I’ve been trying to secretly tail her after work each day when I hand in my reports, but she’s either been going straight home or reporting to Temna the past few days.
ghostmochi: Well just keep at it, I suppose. Let us know if we can assist you.
autumnsky: I should be fine, but thanks for offering.
pancakeman: Doktor is here with me. Bull, confirm you’re receiving these messages.
godlygeneral: Sorry, I only just noticed that this was going off. She’s out running errands for me. I’ll let her know later.
pancakeman: Thank you. That’s all that I have for today. I’ll reach out again later once we’ve made more progress.
seeingstars: Alright, thanks.
turbogranny: Thank you.
ghostmochi has logged out
aburaage: I think somebody needs a lesson on manners.
seeingstars: Pot-hello-fricking-kettle.
2/20
Reisen came in the morning, while I was cleaning up after breakfast, delivering medicine as usual. Right before she left, she turned to me, then took me aside to discuss something.
“Master was wondering if you were available for another trial today. And then, um,” she twiddled her fingers. “Me, Seiran and Ringo were going to go out for the night tonight. If you want, you could, ah, join us…”
I nodded. “Absolutely. I’ll be over as soon as I’m done with my work.”
“Thanks. I’ll let them know as soon as I return.”
Later that day, I arrived at Eientei, and saw the two guards, Seiran and Ringo, standing in front of the entrance as usual.
“Good afternoon, ladies,” I said.
“Ah. Akechi-san. Welcome back.” Seiran bowed. “I presume Master invited you again?”
“Indeed,” I replied.
Ringo smiled. “I have to say though: that was one hell of a fight last week the two of you had. It kinda got my own blood pumping, and now I want to do a Spell Card Duel with you, too!”
I pulled out a deck of cards. “Well, I did come a little early. I wouldn’t mind a quick spar before heading in.”
“Then it’s on!” She bounded forward, then up into the air. “Careful: I’m tougher than I look!”
“We’ll just see about that,” I smirked.
I made it a point never to underestimate opponents, especially not after that fateful fight with the Phantom Thieves back on Shido’s ship. Even so, I found it a little difficult to believe that a laid-back rabbit girl would put up much of a fight, at least until she started sending out curving waves of red bullets, forcing me to weave in and out and follow the curve carefully while aiming my shots. At some point, I got a hit in, prompting her to take out a stick of dango and bite it, activating a spell card which sent out tight, bursting waves of red, white and green bullets, the colors of the dango balls. I found them difficult to manage, so I thought about activating my own card as a counter, even though I had not yet been hit.
I of course knew now that my cards possessed elemental properties, but it was very difficult to guess what “element” her attacks possessed, since they were themed around dango. Playing it safe, I played the card of a Persona, Oni, which had no weaknesses, my only such card thus far. The attack itself took the form of an illusory fist firing out in front of me, followed by a burst of laser bullets firing out from behind it, plowing through waves of bullets before repeating seconds later with another fist and burst of bullets. However, more interesting than that was what happened immediately after I activated the card: a harmless, rippling wave radiated out from me, and when it passed through the opposing bullets it caused them to change form: the red bullets turned into fireballs, the white ones into bright orbs of light, and the green ones into flowing, turbulent airbursts. I found this intriguing: why had this not occurred before? Then I soon came up with a theory: perhaps in the absence of an obvious elemental theme, such as Seiran’s ‘Gun’ attacks or most of Reimu’s cards, my cards would actually assign elemental properties to individual bullets based on their appearance. The change also appeared to only be from my perspective, since Ringo didn’t comment on what had just happened. I decided to be cheeky and use an otherwise “weak” card, featuring Hua Po, which shot out flame-shaped danmaku in a sun-like pattern, but I also intentionally ran into the red bullets, knowing that Hua Po repelled fire; sure enough, they all bounced away from me upon contact, and one of them made its way over to Ringo, hitting her and breaking the card.
Ringo then went back to firing curving waves of bullets while I retaliated in kind. Right after I struck her again, she reached out and grabbed another dango. That’s when I got an idea: I fired more shots, not at her, but the dango, shooting it out of her hand right as she was about to bite into it and causing it to fall to me; I grabbed it and ate it myself.
Ringo was stunned. “You… my dango???” An intense aura flared up behind her. “You. Denied. My. Dango?!?”
I looked down at Seiran, who was shaking her head. “You shouldn’t have done that, bro. She gets her power from dango, and if you keep her from eating it, especially if you steal and eat it…”
Ringo then completely dropped her laid-back demeanor and went absolutely apeshit, angrily flinging the bullets from her next card haphazardly all over the place; while more chaotic, her lack of strategy also made her an easy target, and a decisive shot to the chest clinched the fight for me.
When we touched back down, Ringo angrily pointed at me, while I kept eating her dango. “Y-you cheater! You can’t just steal my dango and eat it in front of me! Have you no honor?!?”
“I was never told Spell Cards had a rule against eating your opponent’s lunch,” I said, in between bites.
“W-well, then, can you at least stop eating???”
“Why should I? It’s delicious.”
“Mm-hm, nothing beats rabbit-pounded dango,” Seiran said.
“SHUT UP!” Ringo shouted. “Don’t encourage him!”
Seiran giggled. “Oh, I don’t know, I think it’s entertaining to see you act like that, since you never get angry, after all.” Ringo angrily grabbed her shoulders and shook her, all while Seiran continued grinning. I used the opportunity to slip inside.
“Ohoho, so not only did you defeat her, but you ate her dango in front of her?”
“Indeed,” I said.
Eirin smiled. “Well, that wasn’t very gentlemanly of you at all. But to be so willing to use such an underhanded tactic, knowing it would fluster your opponent enough to disrupt their concentration and allow a free shot…”
“A wise man once said ‘a clean loss is still a loss, and a dirty win is still a win,’” I said.
“Indeed. Still, you’re new to Spell Cards, and already playing with fire. The entire point of the Spell Card System is to even the playing field between its combatants. So don’t be surprised if you fly too close to the sun and encounter an opponent who decides not to play by the rules, simply because you aren’t.”
“I’m not breaking any rules,” I replied. “I just exploit loopholes in the rules. As a detective well-versed in the law, I am quite adept at finding loopholes.”
Eirin chuckled. “An angry god or youkai probably isn’t going to care. I suppose I’ll have to make you an invincibility drug if you keep it up.”
“I’ll consider your offer,” I said.
“Well, alright.” Eirin looked at the notes I gave her regarding last week’s trial. “So, I notice that your dream record after drinking the Butterfly Dream prototype revolves around a man named ‘Ren Amamiya,’ and that this dream takes place in a bar or club which you two used to frequent.”
I nodded. “Yes. Ren was a friend of mine Outside.”
“I see.” Eirin took down some notes of her own. “As I said, the Butterfly Dream Pill is designed to grant its user pleasant dreams with no exceptions. Ren must have been very near and dear to you if consuming it would summon a dream in which he appeared.”
I nodded. “Yes. We were very close friends.” Of course, the truth about why he had a profound effect on my psyche was something I had to keep secret from her, and everyone else.
Eirin looked back up at me. “I’m not an expert oneriologist; you’ll have to talk to Doremy if you want an accurate insight into your dreams, but it’s obvious to me that you wish to be reunited with him someday, even if your conscious mind wants to stay in Gensokyo simply because you want to continue your life here and make new friends. That, I completely understand. Most of us experience a yearning for something we lost and can never have again at some point.”
“I suppose so,” I nodded. “It would be interesting if the circumstances of such a reunion with him, or his friends, saw them coming to Gensokyo themselves.”
Eirin smiled. “Unlikely, but if you ever meet Yukari, knowing her I’m sure she could arrange something to that effect.”
“People keep mentioning her, but I have yet to see her, supposedly because she’s hibernating. Do you perhaps know when she will wake up?”
Eirin shook her head. “Honestly, I have no clue. It’s impossible to know whether she’s awake or not, as she appears when you don’t want her to, and fails to appear when you do. She is often said to be the ‘most youkai-like youkai’ because of her strange behavior and even stranger way of thinking. All I can tell you is that Ran will surely inform her of your appearance, and she’ll appear before you one day when you least expect it.”
A person who could appear anytime, anywhere. I thought Aya was a problem before, but Yukari could pop up anywhere in an instant, particularly when we didn’t want anyone else around, such as Day Breaker meetings. I had to hope that she, at least, wasn’t omniscient as well.
I nodded. “Then, I’ll make sure to be ready for it.”
Eirin chuckled. “You won’t.”
Reisen told me that she and the others would be out front once I was done with Eirin. The halls of Eientei were labyrinthine and easy to lose oneself in, so Eirin assigned Tewi to guide me out to the exit.
“So Master told me that you’re going out with Reisen and the other two,” she said, looking up at me and giving me a cat-smile. “You lucky guy, you, going out with three pretty girls.”
I shook my head, and chuckled. “I’m not a Cassanova. I treat everyone as equals.”
“I’m not buying it,” Tewi said. “Y’know, my power is manipulating people’s luck. I can grant people incredible luck, or cause fate to turn against them in the worst ways possible. Who’s to say I wasn’t the one responsible for arranging your outing with them today?”
I looked down at her. She was so diminutive that even Nitori slightly edged her out in height. “Is that because you are a rabbit? As in, the lucky rabbit’s foot?”
“Fufu, perhaps.” We arrived at the door, with the other three standing outside. “I wish you a good time with them. And who knows, maybe good luck will come to bless you when you least expect it.”
“I hope so as well.” Tewi saw me out, and I joined the others for a night out.
We were approaching the Village gates, and only then did I notice something strange.
“Where are your ears?” I asked.
They turned to me, and Reisen answered, “oh, right. That’s my ability. I can manipulate wavelengths. Among other things, I can make things invisible, such as our rabbit ears. People won’t be able to tell we aren’t humans unless they happen to reach over our heads and touch them.”
“I see,” I nodded. “There are so many people here with strange powers.”
“Right. We’re headed for a sushi restaurant. Do you like sushi?” Seiran asked.
“As long as it isn’t conveyor belt,” I chuckled.
Unsurprisingly, there were no conveyor belts to be seen; this restaurant rolled sushi rolls the old-fashioned way. Without access to the quality, prime fatty fish of the Outside, there was a noticeable difference in taste and texture. But, at least it wasn’t conveyor belt sushi.
“So, how does it compare to Outside sushi?” Ringo asked.
“It’s far better than budget sushi, for sure, but nothing compared to the upscale restaurants of Ginza. They’re very expensive, but serve the highest quality fish available from all over the world.”
Reisen sighed. “Yeah, here we really only have access to whatever’s in the river or the lake. Sumireko has told me about the stuff Outside places are able to sell, like salmon, flounder, and fatty tuna.”
“Yeah, wish we had their sushi,” Seiran sighed. “That’s one of the few things I miss about the Lunar Capital: the food. My meager soldier wages weren’t able to let me have high-class food all that often, but on occasions where I was at banquets, oh my god. The food was nothing short of exquisite, fit for a king and far above the palette of a mere rabbit soldier such as myself.”
“I know, right?” Ringo said. “But at least we can still make moon rabbit dango!”
“I came to Earth long enough ago that I forgot how to make moon dango,” Reisen said. “I really am an Earth Rabbit now, aren’t I? Being an Earth Rabbit was the only way I was able to stand up against Junko.”
“We’re all Earth Rabbits now,” Seiran said to her. “Earth rabbits don’t fight, we just have fun and drink!”
I sipped some sake before asking, “who were your adversaries on the Moon? Was there another civilization up there that you butted heads with?”
The girls were silent.
“Er, well,” Reisen twiddled her fingers. “That’s a kinda complicated-”
The door to the restaurant opened, and I could see Miko, whom I hadn't seen in a while, walk in, alongside a shorter girl with white hair and a white-and-blue dress.
“Ah, Miko-sama!” said the owner.
“No need to be formal,” Miko replied. “I’m just here to eat.” She looked across the establishment, and saw me, seated with the other three. “I’ll take the open seat next to that gentleman.”
“Right this way!” A server guided her and the other girl over to where we were, and Miko sat beside me. “Hello again, Akechi. I didn’t expect to meet you in this place.”
“Well, I quite enjoy sushi,” I said, “as long as it isn’t conveyor belt.”
The other girl looked over at us. “Miko-dono, it would appeareth that Akechi-san hath brought his entourage along to dine.”
The three girls all blushed and shouted, “WE’RE NOT AN ENTOURAGE!”
“I’m sorry,” I asked, “who are you?”
The girl got up, put her hand to her chest and bombastically proclaimed, “Thy name is Mononobe no Futo, devoted follower of Miko-dono and member of the famed Mononobe clan! Thy devotion to Taoism is rivaled only by Miko-dono herself! Thy hath heard of thou, an Outsider who hath adapted to life in Gensokyo with impeccable zeal, a detective of unparalleled talent and a charmer of wo-”
Miko put her hand on Futo’s shoulder.
“That’ll do, Futo. That’ll do.”
Futo slowly sat back down, and sipped a glass of water.
Miko turned back to me. “I must apologize. Futo is a kind girl at heart, but when she gets ‘wound up,’ she tends to go on tangents.”
“I can easily tell,” I said.
Miko then looked over to Reisen. “Ah. Miss Inaba. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Reisen jolted her head over. “Oh! Uh, hi. We were just, ah, out here with Goro having a night out.”
“I can see that,” Miko smiled. “I trust Eirin is treating you well?”
“Uh… I… guess you could say that,” Reisen said, uncertain.
“You are?” Seiran asked.
“I am Toyosatomimi no Miko, the head of Senkai here in Gensokyo and an ally of humans. You are the two rabbits who deserted the Moon when the Lunarians attempted to invade? Apologies for the late salutation, but I welcome you here to Gensokyo. If there is anything you might require, please feel free to come to me personally.”
Futo grabbed onto her. “But Miko-sono! Those three are wretched rabbit youkai! Thou cannot possibly wish goodwill upon such vile-”
“I’m going to send you home if you keep doing that,” Miko said. “Now please: behave yourself. As I keep saying: if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all.”
Futo sat back down, taking a dish of sake and sipping it.
“She seems rather high-maintenance,” Seiran commented.
“I only do this to ensure she gets experience speaking with others in public,” Miko said.
Reisen, Seiran and Ringo went home some time later, and Miko sent Futo home as well. When I asked why she didn’t also go home, she took me aside, saying she wanted to discuss things with me.
“So, it’s been a while since we last talked, Akechi,” she said. “I trust you have been doing well?”
“Indeed,” I said, looking at her - looking up at her, a rare occasion given my height, especially with women. Miko was almost as tall as Byakuren was, but without the same womanly figure; if not for her obviously feminine voice and manner of dress (which, even then, seemed like an adapted version of a prince’s apparel), one could mistake her as a man. Perhaps not surprising, if her claim of being Prince Shotoku was true, and she was most widely remembered as being a man. “I have been doing very well.”
“That’s good to hear,” Miko smiled. “And your investigation into Byakuren?”
“It went flawlessly, thanks to your help,” I bowed.
“Oh, I only spoke with you one night, I couldn’t have been of that much help,” she said. “But, I do appreciate that I could offer you some insight.”
“Indeed,” I said, nodding. “We managed to put an end to the abuses we were investigating.”
Miko closed her eyes, and looked down. “About that… I feel as though something strange has happened.”
“...hm?”
“Yes. I happened upon her the other day, and we got into our usual argument about our stances, our religions, and of course our personal squabbles, with me accusing her of hypocrisy, as usual, due to her using Buddhism for her own gain. Usually, she just tries to brush it off. However, this time, not only did she immediately own up to her faults, she also laid out, in detail, how she was working to overcome them, then turned my words back onto me questioning how I was using my power and status to assist humans as I say I do. This time, I… I couldn’t give her a good answer.”
“Is that so?” I asked.
“It is so,” she affirmed. “She wasn’t even ‘smug’ about it; she challenged me to re-evaluate my own stance and opinions, and start acting like the leader which I claim to be, before leaving with her acolytes. She seemed like a completely different person, and I wasn’t prepared for it. So I listened to her desires, just to see if she actually had had a sudden change of heart or if she was simply acting. What I found was unexpected: like you, her desires now seem unusually close to the surface, and it seemed as though she is now far more confident of herself and has nothing to hide, although without the myriad assortment of hearts which you possess. And it wasn’t just her: I have variously crossed paths with Reimu, Marisa and Youmu during my Village outings, and all of them also have hard to ignore desires right there in the open, drowning out other hearts around them. And I know they all have one thing in common: they are now all friends with you.” She looked at me. “You must be capable of doing something which affects people’s desires, and perhaps changes their personality. You possess those strange qualities yourself, and can somehow impart them into others. My question is, how, exactly?”
I stepped back as she stared at me. Here I was again, in a situation where someone with the ability to sniff out my “secret” could blow our group’s cover. On the other hand, she had already assisted us in finding one Fortress, and she could help us find others. I realized that she would, in time, inevitably find out about us, so I reckoned if I struck a deal with her now, that could lessen the damage later.
And, who knows, maybe she will experience my “strange qualities” firsthand, eventually.
“I suppose that, as a detective, I am good at finding corruption wherever it rears its head. Out there, though, I could simply hand them over to police and more experienced investigators, who would then compel the criminal to reform their ways. Here, though, I have to do that work myself. I’m sure you will find I have a very compelling will which challenges someone to overcome their weaknesses; I was not known as the Charismatic Ace Detective for no reason, after all.”
“Heh, well, I suppose so,” Miko said. “Of course, you are speaking to a ‘crown prince,’ one who is thoroughly familiar with inspiring and leading the fearful masses myself. But, I suppose our talents wouldn’t manifest in the same way, nor do our motivations precisely align. I worked to spread Taoism, you work to bring justice to the world no matter the risks you face.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “If we combine our talents, I’m sure we could bring even more peace and justice to Gensokyo.”
“You know that I have already offered my aid, wherever you need it,” Miko said.
“Yes, but what I’m proposing here is more of a deal, a confidant if you will. Your ability to read hearts can expose the corrupt and wicked whom I target, and would be an asset to our investigations. Of course, I don’t expect you to offer your talents for free; if there is something I can do for you in return, then just tell me what it is.”
Miko thought for a moment. “Hmm… a deal in which I offer my abilities in return for something else… you’re quite the tenacious one, Akechi.” She looked back at me. “Usually, I don’t simply offer my heart-reading to others, but I can tell you’re very different, and have strong potential. After all, you’re the only one I’ve met who can stump even my ability to read many hearts at once due to the sheer number you possess within you. Still, I can also tell there is much for you to learn, especially if you are to work to enact justice wherever you go. Therefore, I can instill you with my knowledge and teaching and in return I can help you find targets. Is that a fair deal?”
Teachings from a Taoist hermit… I realized that they may simply be lectures, but I also realized she was also offering wisdom, and also an additional chance for me to avert a fiery fate, on top of her distorted heart-sniffing abilities. So, I knew it would be best to accept her offer.
“I accept your offer,” I said, offering my hand.
Miko smiled, then shook my hand. “I look forward to speaking with you again, many times to come.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Emperor Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Chapter 46: Eating Crow
Chapter Text
2/21
turbogranny: Good morning, Crow. Might you perhaps have some time to come visit the Temple?
pancakeman: Certainly. What is the occasion?
turbogranny: I just wanted to invite you here as a friend. The others want to see you as well.
pancakeman: Very well. I shall come by after my work is done for the day.
turbogranny: Splendid. I look forward to seeing you.
Later that day, I made my way to the Myouren Temple, happening upon Kyouko as she cleaned up trash strewn around the place.
Kyouko looked up at me. “Ah, Akechi-san! Welcome!”
I looked around. “Seems as though a rabid mob swept through here.”
Kyouko sighed. “It’s always like that the day after a sutra concert. The youkai are the ones who leave the mess, mostly. I wish they’d be more respectful, but then, most youkai aren’t good at that.”
“Indeed. Youkai are manifestations of human fears and beliefs, after all. I doubt they’d be respectful at all at a religious temple, the one place they are supposedly forbidden from.” I chuckled. “But this temple is run by youkai. How ironic.”
Kyouko smiled and giggled. “I know right? And sister Byakuren is a good leader for all of us. Ever since last month, though, she’s been acting differently. After she apologized to all of us that day, she’s let us all have more freedom in how we seek and achieve enlightenment. I just do what I’ve always done, clean the grounds and practice my songs with Mystia and the others in my free time. I hope you’ll come to our next concert!”
“When is that?” I asked.
“We’ll be playing by the lakeshore on the last day of the month,” she said. “We’ve been advertising where we can, but since I’m the only one who can usually go to the Village I’m the only one who can hand out flyers there, and I’ve just been so busy that I haven’t had the time…”
I put my hand to my chest and bowed. “Well then, if you would like, I could do it for you.”
Kyouko looked up and started wagging her tail. “Really?! You’re a lifesaver!”
“It’s not a big deal,” I said. “I have lots of free time, so why not help others?”
“Thank you so much! I’ll make it up to you!” She looked at the temple. “I’ll give you the stack when you leave. I’m sure sister is waiting for you!”
“I’m certain she is,” I said, smiling, as I went inside.
Inside, I happened upon Byakuren wrapping up a kung-fu class with some village children. “That’ll be it for today,” she said, clapping, and prompting the children to clap. “Ninose, I’ll have your blue belt ready by your next lesson.”
“Thank you master,” the children said, bowing. Shou then appeared, and all the children followed her out and back down the hill.
She turned to me next. “Welcome back, Goro. It’s been a little while since you last visited the temple.”
“Well, I got stuck in traffic,” I said. “But, it is good to be back.”
“Indeed,” she said, bowing. “I will go let the others know that you are here, then we can start the tea.”
Soon, all of us were gathered around the tea table, and I received warm welcomes from the rest of Byakuren’s crew.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Shou said.
I smiled. “Just call me Goro.”
“Byakuren tells me you’ve been busy,” Mamizou said. “‘Course, she’s been comin’ and goin’ a lot, too, often to see you.” She peered over her glasses. “‘Ye were here that day with a buncha other girls, including Red and Black, and now Byakuren’s visitn’ ‘ye often. What are ‘ye, some kinda lady-charmer, ‘ye handsome devil you?”
I groaned. “No, I am not. But, one could be forgiven for thinking I was, since I was very popular with girls and women in Tokyo.”
“That makes you a lady-charmer,” Minamitsu cut in. “Even if you don’t do it on purpose.”
I chuckled. “Well, I suppose so.”
I looked across the table, and saw Kokoro peeking her head out from behind Mamizou. Mamizou looked down at her, saying, “aw, c’mon! He ain’t gonna bite ‘ye!” The short, pink-haired girl slowly shuffled out from behind her, the mask on the side of her head resembling a fox, like the one Yusuke wore in the Metaverse, and settled in front of a tea cup. When I looked at her, she looked away in embarrassment, as indicated by the mask changing. She only turned back once I looked away.
“Is… she always like that?” I asked.
“I mean, yeah,” Minamitsu shrugged. “She’s always been quiet and shy, and she ain’t around men a lot, so she doesn’t know how to behave around them.”
“I would imagine, I don’t see any men living here,” I said.
“There is Unzan, my cloud partner,” Ichirin added.
“Your ‘Cloud Partner?’”
“Uh-huh. I befriended him a long time ago, and we rarely go places without each other. He’s pretty shy too, though. I think he’s suspicious of you. But, I’m sure the more you come to visit, the more willing he’ll be to show himself to you.”
“I see.” I sipped my tea. I glanced over at Kokoro, who was putting her cup down. “Still, I will say, Kokoro is quite cute.”
Kokoro seized up, and her mask changed to a look of utter shock. “C-c-cute??!?” She curled up and covered her face.
“Uh-oh, I think you broke her,” Minamitsu said.
Kokoro trembled. “A…guy…called me c-c-c-cute!!! I…”
Mamizou patted her on the back. “There there, don’t wig out on us.” This helped Kokoro settle back down. “I forgot to mention, but a few years back she actually lost one of her masks, and started losin’ control of ‘er emotions ‘cause of it. She’s still working on stabilizin’ her emotions, so, eh, might be best if you didn’t do anything to shock her. Cleanin’ that mess up took a while and nearly caused a religious war, and I’d rather not go through that again.”
“A… a religious war? How did that come about?”
“Well, it’s a long story,” Mamizou said. “But I guess you’d prolly want to know, since it’s still a pretty recent incident.” She looked at Byakuren. “Mind if I tell this guy the story?”
Byakuren nodded. “I do not. I think he deserves to know about it, after all.”
“Alright, cool. So basically, at some point, Kokoro lost her Mask of Hope. That caused her to act up and drain hope from everyone in the Village, so Reimu, Miko and Byakuren here led factions tryin’ to sell their religion to the Villagers to restore their hope. Then we found her at night, and they tried all sorts of things to try cheerin’ her up, but I quickly realized the nature of the problem and encouraged her to develop her own sense of self; that helped settle the incident pretty quickly. I then took ‘er under my wing and we’ve been hangin’ out here ever since.”
“Fascinating,” I said. “Was her missing mask ever found?”
Mamizou paused, thought for a moment, then said, “y’know, it’s… strange. I feel like I knew how it disappeared at some point, but then forgot. Maybe I’m just gettin’ old.”
Byakuren shook her head. “No, I feel like something is ‘off’ myself. Ever since, well, that day, I’ve started having nagging thoughts that there are people I should know, that we should know, but I can’t say who those people would be or if they even exist. I never had those thoughts before, it’s so strange.”
“Me too,” Minamitsu said. “I feel like there’s someone I should know, but then I wonder if I’m just goin’ crazy. That didn’t start happening until recently.”
“How recently?” I asked her.
Minamitsu shrugged. “I mean, since that day when you were all here and Byakuren over here made that confession. It’s like, I never thought about it before, then all of a sudden a nagging thought lodged in my head and now I can’t shake it.”
I looked down and thought. “Hmm… strange.” Could this be a side-effect of Byakuren’s change of heart? Had her distortion clouded their thinking, and now that it was gone they now realized something was wrong? Of course, we hadn’t encountered and battled the shadows of everyone else, but I also knew it was possible for shadows to return to their real selves if those people resolved to overcome their weaknesses on their own. Byakuren’s inspiring speech and resolve that day was likely enough to expel any distortion the others had, and now that they weren’t distorted they were keen to something foul afoot. It lent further credence to the existence of a larger force at work, and made me wonder just how deep this cognitive conspiracy went.
I finished my tea. “If there’s anything I can do to help you all jog your memory, I would be willing to help.”
“Eh, I dunno if you actually could, but if you’re bound and determined then by all means.” She looked over to Kokoro, who was still quivering like a jumping bean. “C’mon, settle down, will ‘ye?”
“A guy… cute… my heart is racing and… my face is hot and… I’ve never felt like this before!” She was flustered and stuttering, in a way betraying her poker face, as she tried but failed to register a tall, handsome young man calling her cute. I was beginning to wonder at this point if my inadvertent lady-charming itself was a supernatural power, like what many people here possessed.
After we finished, Byakuren invited me to partake in some more meditation. She took me out back, leaving the others inside, and we sat on the edge of the porch. In front of us was a reflecting pond, dotted with snow-covered rocks, and surrounded by fir trees draped in snow, the wind blowing flakes off and gently whipping them around in a glistening vortex. It was silent, with the only sound being the gentle breeze.
“This is very peaceful,” I remarked.
“Thank you,” Byakuren smiled. “We created this garden not long after the temple was established as a sanctuary where we could retreat to whenever we meditate, whenever hardships burden us, or just simply anytime we want to be outside and experience nature without venturing far from the temple.” She smiled. “Of course, as of late the others have been empowered to venture out on their own spiritual journeys. Shou, for instance, has told me that she has recently been meditating on the summit of that mountain over there,” she said, pointing at a tree-covered summit to the north of Youkai Mountain. More often than not, I’m the only one here for much of the day anymore. In fact, all but one time recently I have been with you all, there was no one else home at the time.”
“Do you not have any other followers besides them?” I asked. “What about Villagers?”
“Oh, we do get plenty of visitors from the Village,” she said. “You saw me teaching that class, after all, and we often get people seeking guidance. As far as those actively living at and training at the temple, however, it is just us, everyone you have seen. We’re a temple of youkai, after all, and despite our vows we can’t escape the suspicion of Villagers who think we’re going to eat them, since that’s what most youkai do, or would do if Reimu didn’t keep them in check.”
I thought for a moment, then asked, “I got an idea from your shadow why you chose to become a youkai: you had lost your entire family at a young age, and wanted to escape death. And you also explained that you didn’t think youkai needed to be killed.”
Byakuren held her head low. “Indeed. Of course, I didn’t specifically wish to become a youkai, at least at first. I ‘merely’ dabbled in arcane, dark arts in an attempt to escape mortality. Because of how magic and beliefs work, however, if youkai were to be completely wiped out, that magic would have disappeared, too, so I put on the mask of a youkai hunter in order to retain the trust of fellow humans. While I did legitimately exterminate a few - mostly beast-youkai actively attacking helpless victims - for the most part I came to see the youkai for what they were: beings ostracized and demonized by humans, who had emotions, wants and aspirations just like them. Slowly but surely I came upon a realization: most of those humans were the real monsters, and sought genocide against the youkai. Human or youkai, I considered wanting to kill an entire race a reprehensible sin. I suppose that was what finally pushed me to turn myself into a youkai witch, as a sort of rebellion against them.” She sighed. “Now, though, I realize the truth: those humans were scared, scared of the forces of the night which menaced them. Truly, a group of humans, or any beings for that matter, which are scared, have no hope, and feel they have nothing to lose, is more terrifying than any monster. That is why I seek to provide people with hope, to keep them from falling into that pit of despair in which they become easy prey for the Evil One.”
“You mean Mara,” I said.
“Yes, Mara. Mara is the embodiment of evil. A tempter, he seeks to lead people away from the path to enlightenment by appealing to their innate desires: violence. Greed. War. Carnal pleasures. Elitism. To think that I allowed myself to become bewitched by his temptations believing I never could…” She chuckled. “The power of Mara is truly terrifying to behold.”
I nodded. I could relate; my weakness and loneliness had too twisted me into a hyper-violent and sadistic killer. Up until recently, I had simply resigned myself to that destiny, believing that it was my nature to be misanthropic and sociopathic. Now, though, I was heavily questioning those old beliefs. In an environment where my reasons to rage against the world didn’t exist, and particularly after accepting my shadow and casting aside my old masks, I felt as though I was beginning to awaken to my true self: a determined, cold but charming and charismatic seeker of truth and justice, the very nature I had thought to be a mere facade.
“As a detective, of course, I saw all sorts of criminals. There were very few I could consider to be truly evil; unfortunately, evil or not, one must abide by the law, and pay the consequences if they choose to breach it. Even so, I have investigated many cases: thieves and drug dealers whose circumstances meant that those were the only ways for them to make money. People who joined gangs, such as the yakuza, so that they could have a ‘family’ to call their own, in the absence of a real, caring family. Prostitutes, most of whom, again, faced circumstances which forced them into selling their bodies in order to support themselves.” I sighed. “But then, of course, there are those who seem to have been tempted by sin with no other real excuse, as you say. There is a difference between a murderer motivated by revenge, and those who kill to claim inheritances or insurance payouts, or jealous lovers seeking to cut out the hypotenuse. Certainly I had the least sympathy for those in positions of power, who abused their own power for their own gain. Corruption, in other words, and I have personally been involved in many cases involving corrupt government officials, and I had a personal mission to take down one in particular.”
“Who?” Byakuren asked.
I paused, then continued. “His name is Masayoshi Shido. Once a relative nobody in the realm of Japanese politics, he rose to power in recent years, capitalizing on the disorder following the earthquake and tsunami, economic woes, and growing discontent and nationalism among the people. He sold lip service to the people, promising to lead Japan to a brighter future, and had the funding and protection to ensure no one got in his way. I, of course, knew the truth. He was a man who wanted little more than to twist Japan into a facist hellhole, and he ordered assassinations of people he didn’t like. Furthermore, he was heavily involved in ‘cognitive psience,’ ways to manipulate the collective human unconscious so as to make the public perceive him as a god. The Metaverse, which we explore, is at the core of this research.”
Byakuren looked surprised. “You mean, there were others who knew about this?”
“Many,” I answered. “There are many shadowy organizations, operating with and without government support, who attempt to study the collective unconscious, the Metaverse. I am far from the first Persona user, or even among the first; after I first allied with the Phantom Thieves, I did my own research, and made the connections between past incidents and the Metaverse. There was one case in 2009 where a group of high school students in Iwatodai City fought against a force which threatened to trigger ‘The Fall,’ essentially killing all humans, and lost one of their members to do so. Another case in 2011 involved another group of students in the small mountain town of Inaba bringing down what they claimed to be Izanami herself. Ever since these incidents, there has been more interest in cognitive psience than ever. The biggest mystery, to me, was how these people gained access to the Metaverse in the first place; even the Phantom Thieves themselves were not entirely sure. It wasn’t until recently that I finally received my answer: a strange man, and his attendants, in a place called the ‘Velvet Room’ invites ‘guests’ to go on quests.”
“I see…” Byakuren thought for a moment. “A being who invites individuals into his domain and implores them to push their boundaries and venture into the Metaverse, and they may bring allies. But for what purpose would he do this?”
I shrugged. “I still do not know. It feels as though they simply enjoy observing humans, and he told me what I did with my powers was my own decision, but that he and his attendants would offer their assistance whatever path I chose to go down. In this case, I have chosen to solve the mystery of the fortresses, and of Ethos.”
Byakuren smiled. “Then it would seem he chose his ‘guest’ well. I, of course, will aid you from this point onward. I fell under the spell of evil, and wish to destroy the force which bewitched me, now that my eyes are open and before it can victimize others.”
“As do I,” I nodded. “As a detective, I cannot allow evil to thrive. Not here, not out there either. It’s the reason I chose to go after Shido. And even if I cannot see his comeuppance, I can at least take solace in knowing that we beat him in the end.”
“Indeed.” Byakuren looked up, and around at the garden. “Still, one cannot forget to pull away from the world every once in a while, find a sanctuary such as this one, and take time to focus on their thoughts. Either alone, or in this case, with a trusted friend.”
“Of course not.” I looked out at the pond, whose surface splashed and rippled from the snow clumps dropping onto it, pierced by the heat of the sun’s rays and struck from the branches upon which they had previously sat. The two of us sat like this, for a long time, contemplating the world and our thoughts. One thought kept coming to me: that of Ren, the man who captivated me like no other human, with feelings of yearning, jealousy, admiration, hate and friendship bubbling up all at once. I strove to be a better man. I realized following his example was the best way to start on that path.
I wasn’t the man that he was. But I knew, if I tried, perhaps I could be.
2/22
The morning passed by as usual, with customers coming and going through the store, and me helping out, organizing merchandise and cleaning. It was just after lunch, just as I was contemplating how to spend my afternoon, that the communicator buzzed.
autumnsky: Hello, ‘Crow,’ are you there?
pancakeman: I am. What’s going on?
autumnsky: Remember how I said I’d figure out Megumu’s drinking schedule? Well, I finally did. She’s gonna be out drinking tonight. Are you available to come right away?
pancakeman: Absolutely. I’ve been waiting for this moment.
autumnsky: Awesome. I’ll be by the gate to let you in.
I quickly got my gear together, including Nitori’s hidden camera, and took off for Youkai Mountain. As I neared the mountain, Aya appeared in her ‘work clothes,’ a black-and-white costume with a pelvic curtain and thick, black pants and boots, and guided me past the other patrolling soldiers so that they would not try and attack. We arrived in Tengu City, and she told me to stay at her paper office until she was done with her shift.
Later that evening, as the sun started to go down, we picked our way through the busy streets until we arrived at what turned out to be a monjayaki restaurant. We went in, and Aya scanned the noisy restaurant for familiar faces.
“She’s not here yet,” she said. “Let’s get a table that we can see the bar from but is still far away.”
“What if she sees us?” I asked.
Aya looked down at the leaf-printed kimono she was wearing. “She’s never seen me in these clothes, and I’m not wearing a tokin hat. For all she’ll know, I’m just another generic customer.”
“Ah, I see,” I nodded. “Just another customer out on a date with her boyfriend.”
“Yes, exactly-” and then she blushed and stammered, “WHA- i-i-idiot! What are you saying???”
Somehow, I had come to embrace the “harem anime” gag and was now using it to crack deadpan jokes at other people’s expense.
“That’s what it looks like, does it not?”
Aya froze in shock, before shaking her head. “Alright, whatever. Look, we’re here for a reason, alright? Just, order something and look natural, alright?!”
I chuckled. “Well, ok.” I went up to the bar and got each of us a sake dish, placed Nitori’s hidden camera on the wall while the barmaid was filling them up, came back, then took time considering our ingredients while Aya kept watch. About five minutes later, just as I had made up my mind, she poked my shoulder.
“Here she comes,” she whispered. I looked up, and saw a red-eyed woman in mostly blue clothes and a cape with pom-poms at the ends walk in with one other person. They seated themselves at the bar, and ordered a couple sake dishes.
I looked over my shoulder, seeing where they had sat down. “Perfect. They’re right next to my hidden camera. It will record their conversation for us, and we can just enjoy monja. I’ll pay, by the way.”
“Sounds good,” Aya said. Soon, our ingredients arrived, we cooked it, and simply enjoyed our food while making small talk, with Aya mostly relating funny workplace stories. The monja was also quite good.
We waited until Megumu left before paying our tab; again, I removed the camera while the barmaid was counting the cash. Once we left, I made a promise to call a meeting, and she agreed to be ready for it - as guard captain, she had a fair amount of leeway as to where she could go during the day so long as she was able to return to the mountain at a moment’s notice to respond to threats, which she said were few and far between due to Sanae and Reimu responding to them before they even had a chance to intervene. Once I returned home, I got the communicator out and sent out a message.
pancakeman: We have recorded Megumu while she was out drinking. I’d like to call a meeting as soon as possible to go over the footage so that we can figure out her keyword.
seeingstars: Cool. How was the date?
autumnsky: IT WAS NOT A DATE!!!
aburaage: You sure about that? I can just see the Kakashi headline, “Special edition! Tengu reporter has a boyfriend!”
autumnsky: Shut up.
ghostmochi: Do we have any clues right now as to what it could be?
pancakeman: We weren’t able to pay attention to her conversation. That’s why I recorded her and want to go over the footage.
godlygeneral: I can let Alice-sama know that you want us to come do a meeting.
pancakeman: Excellent. Everyone who can come tomorrow, say aye.
seeingstars: Aye.
turbogranny: Aye.
ghostmochi: Aye.
aburaage: Aye.
turtlepower: Aye.
godlygeneral: Aye.
autumnsky: Er, ayaya.
pancakeman: Alright, see you all tomorrow. Goodnight.
pancakeman has logged out
The next morning, I discovered there were a few more messages after I logged out.
aburaage: ♪ Aya’s got a boyfriend! Aya’s got a boyfriend! ♪
autumnsky: DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
seeingstars: Come on, you two, don’t start a spell card duel over the chat.
turtlepower: I should probably force-stop.
turtlepower (admin) has ended the conversation
2/23
At Nitori’s cave, we all gathered around a table she had set up in front of a projector screen.
“Any reason why we’re doin’ this in the real world?” Marisa asked.
“Two reasons,” I explained. “One, Aya doesn’t have a Persona still, so she can’t join us in the Hall of the Daybreakers. Second, we’re trying to find a keyword, which our keys wouldn’t show if we were already in a Metaverse realm.”
Aya looked around. “So THIS is what the inside of a kappa’s cave looks like… honestly, it must have been ages since a tengu last entered a kappa’s home.”
“That doesn’t matter right now,” Nitori said. “We have to watch this video and figure out what Megumu’s keyword is.” She turned on the video screen, and we all turned to face it. It started just after I had turned the camera on; Nitori skipped ahead until it got to the part where Megumu had sat down at the bar with her companion, who Aya said was the daitengu of the crow tengu, her immediate boss.
“I’ll take two sakes,” Megumu said to the barmaid. She turned to her friend and stretched. “Mmm-hmm! Nothing beats booze after a hard day’s work!”
“Indeed,” the other woman said, “but you say that so bluntly. What if one of our subordinates was here watching you say things like that?”
“Oh, loosen up, Hanae. Don’t forget who gave you the job after I got promoted,” Megumu said. The two received their sake dishes, and began slurping away. “Besides, however you look at it, I’m basically the boss of Youkai Mountain. Sure, there’s Tenma, and I serve their will, at least in theory, but in practice I’m the one who does the heavy lifting around here. Keeping Youkai Mountain under the control of the Tengu isn’t an easy job, after all. You gotta make sure everyone knows their place, including all the other Tengu and those clowns at the summit who think they rule everything.”
Hanae took a sip. “Even so, don’t you ever fear that there could be a revolt?”
“A revolt? Here?” Megumu laughed. “C’mon, I was the one who proposed the whole caste system thing in the first place. Before that, it was every man and woman for themselves. Whoever ruled the mountain was the one who had the bigger stick, and the Tengu spent more time painting the cliff sides with each others’ blood than they did antagonizing humans and gaining power. I helped put a society in place, and in society, there are rules. Not many youkai understand that concept, hence the caste system, which forces everyone into an orderly place so that no one resorts to bigger-stick ‘diplomacy.’ Everyone on Youkai Mountain has their place, consolidated under the Tengu’s rule, as the mountains are our domain. It’s like an organization or company inside one of those Outside-world ‘skyscrapers’: the Mountain is a city, and-”
We paused the video when my key, which I left on the table so it could react to the keyword, glowed with the word “skyscraper.”
“Hold it a moment,” Youmu said. “It seems like she sees Tengu City as a ‘skyscraper…’ What is that?”
“A very tall building, usually found in large Outside cities, so tall that they seem like they scrape the sky,” I explained. “Business and corporations are usually based in them, including many of the world’s largest. And Iizunamaru here appears to see Tengu society as one such corporation based within one such skyscraper…”
“Ghhh…” Aya grimace.
Nitori resumed the video. “-the Mountain is a city, and our city is the place, the command center, from which it’s controlled. Only if we are structured and disciplined can the feral idiots who run amok on the rocky slopes and through the waterfalls be tamed.” She slurped the rest of her sake in one gulp. “Does that make any sense? It should, since you have the job now.”
Hanae nodded. “Yes, Iizunamaru-sama.”
“Good,” Megumu smiled. “Now, again, congratulations on the promotion. Those don’t come often, after all. Only the best get moved up in our society.”
Nitori stopped the tape, and Aya hit the table in rage. “‘Only the best?’ Don’t make me laugh. Hanae is a quarter my age, and she gets the promotion over me! This isn’t a caste system! This isn’t an honor system! This is all just one big fucking excuse to elevate whoever the hell they want and suppress everyone else!”
“Calm down, Aya,” Byakuren said. “Save your anger and channel it into the energy you need to take her on.”
“She’s right,” I said. “What we need to do now is infiltrate the Fortress and get an idea of who and what it is we are dealing with. Now that we have all the keywords, we’ll need to travel to Tengu City, utter them, and enter the Fortress.”
Aya looked perplexed. “A large group like this? Guards absolutely swarm the mountain. They’d attack all of you at once, especially since the group contains a kappa.”
I thought about what Aya said, then sighed. “Hum… I had not considered that. Even if we did get past the guards, one of them would surely let Iizunamaru know, and that would affect the security level. And we have to get within range of the city, or else the keywords would not work. Youmu, you recall how Yuyuko’s distortion was very weak at the head of the path due to its distance from the center? If we can’t get sufficiently close to the city, we can’t infiltrate it, even with the keywords.”
We sat there, in silence, wondering what to do next to get to this highly guarded target.
“...what about underground?” Aya suggested.
We looked up. “...underground?” I wondered.
“There’s a bathhouse in town that’s powered by one of the Geyser Center boilers. If we got there, then your keywords would work. After all, we don’t have to be above ground for them to work, do we?”
I rubbed my chin, then smiled. “I had not thought of that before. Excellent nonlinear thinking, Aya.”
“It’s a controlled area, though, for obvious reasons,” Nitori said. “We’d have to get permission from two sources: Kanako Yasaka, one of the two mountain goddesses, and Utsuho Reiuji, the one who actually maintains the whole system.”
“How do we make sure they don’t suspect we’re up to something?” I asked.
“Those two themselves aren’t a huge problem,” Reimu said. “If I just tell them it’s incident-resolving business they’ll let us in; Utsuho’s a birdbrain, and Kanako likely wouldn’t give a damn. The real challenge will be Utsuho’s keeper, Satori Komeiji.”
“A telepath, I’m assuming?” With a name like Satori, it couldn’t have been more blatant.
“Yup,” Marisa said. “Other people can suspect we’re up to something, but she can outright read our minds and find out that we’re the Day Breakers. If it’s any consolation, though, she doesn’t often leave her mansion, and she’s not involved in the Geyser Center’s operation, so we don’t have to directly deal with her. We just need to be careful not to encounter her.”
“My special camouflaged telekill cloaks will help us slip past undetected,” Nitori added.
“I see,” I thought. I realized I also faced a personal threat: she might be able to see or guess my past as Black Mask. However, that was almost a tertiary concern at this point: I had to focus on the mission, otherwise I would be stuck thinking about how a telepath could see my past, which she would if it were actively on my mind. “Then, tomorrow, we should focus on getting this permission. Starting with Kanako, then getting it from Utsuho as well.”
“Sounds good,” Reimu said. “Me and Marisa can accompany you to both. You’re still a rookie when it comes to spell cards, and I still don’t want you going Underground unsupervised. A lot of dangerous things live down there.”
“Understood,” I nodded. “Now then, unless anyone has anything else, this meeting is adjourned.” After a few moments, we all got up and went our separate ways. I went straight back to the shop, worked for a couple more hours and helped make dinner before heading to bed.
Chapter 47: The Hunter Awakens
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Chapter Text
2/24
I made my way up to the shrine, where both Reimu and Marisa were waiting for me, heating up under the kotatsu and munching on oranges.
“Good morning,” I said. “I trust you two are doing well?”
“As well as we can on a cold day,” Reimu said.
“How’s Dr. Maruki?” I asked. “The main shrine isn’t very warm, after all.”
“Like I’d care that much,” Reimu said. “He’s got a lamp, and some quilts. Alice insisted that he have warm clothes, too, so she knitted him some heavy clothes and robes and had me give them to him. He mostly spends his time writing, exercising, and sleeping, when he’s not doing chores for me or bathing. It’s a pain; usually I go to bed right after bathing, but now I have to go get him and wait for him to finish while I stand outside in my bedrobe in the freezing cold.”
“Reimu’s got a nice bath, too,” Marisa added. “The shrine sits on a natural hot spring, which is bolstered by the Geyser Center, which is required to provide the shrine with hot water and power for no charge per Yukari’s orders. It’s really nice when I come over and the two of us bathe together, washin’ each other’s backs. I’ve heard guys are a bit more private and hands-off, dunno why.”
“Probably because of those things,” Reimu said bluntly. “Honestly, I don’t know how all you men put up with it. It must be super uncomfortable having it between your legs, sitting on it all the time, and especially every time it-”
“Er, yes, right,” I said, cutting her off. “More importantly, the task at hand.”
“Oh, right.” Reimu finished her orange. “First we go ask Kanako, then Utsuho.” She sighed. “Man, I wish I didn’t have to do this, I really don’t like either of them at all, so I try to get out of meeting them when I can.”
“Well, we gotta do it for the mission, Rei,” Marisa said. She got up, threw on her boots and jacket, then looked at us and said, “c’mon, the sooner we get this done, the sooner we can bust Megumu’s ass.”
“Precisely.” I got my own jacket on, and we made our way outside. On the other side of the courtyard, we saw Sanae in front of the branch shrine, inspecting it.
“Oh, perfect timing,” Reimu said. She walked out in front of us. “Hey, Sanae, can I talk to you for a moment?”
Sanae turned around. “Oh, good morning Reimu! I’m just checking the branch shrine!”
“I can see that,” Reimu said, with some irritation.
“And before you ask,” Sanae reached into her satchel and pulled out a note. “This week’s report, just like usual.”
“Actually, I won’t need it this time,” Reimu told her. “We would like to go talk to Kanako personally.”
Sanae stepped back in surprise. “Eh? You wanna go meet Kanako-sama in person? Even though we’re a rival shrine?”
“Official Hakurei Shrine maiden business,” Reimu explained. “And if you don’t mind, I’m bringing these two with me.”
Sanae looked at all of us, seemingly with apprehension. “Er, is there an incident? I mean, both of you at the same time, and you’re bringing him with you too!”
Marisa looked at me, then looked back at Sanae. “Well, you could say we’re trainin’ ‘im to be an incident resolver, just like us. So, that’s why we’re all goin’.”
Sanae studied us, then snapped her fingers. “Ah, right! Reimu said you can use spell cards now! How could I forget?” She collected the money from the box - I swore I could see Reimu grimacing as she did so - then hurried down the shrine steps and off in the direction of the Myouren Temple, while we followed closely behind.
A while later, we arrived at the ropeway’s lower station. Sanae stood by the control box while we touched down.
“We ain’t simply flyin’ up?” Marisa asked.
“Well, I just thought Akechi-san would like to see our ropeway!” Sanae smiled. “It’s how villagers reach our shrine, and we’re very proud of it!”
“Uh-huh, yeah, sure,” Reimu dismissed. “You’re not gonna mention the kappa and tengu money and labor spent on it? You call my place a youkai shrine, and yet you rely on them as well to get business.”
Sanae simply ignored her. And, quite frankly, the beaming, expectant smile on her face was hard to say no to, even for someone like myself. “Don’t mind if I take a ride,” I said, bowing and putting my hand to my chest.
Sanae stammered back, blushing. “WHAT THE- omygodomygodomygod, I…” She then pointed at me, with stars in her eyes. “You’re like one of those bishounen guys from one of my old comics! Seriously! That smooth voice, your tall stature, your overwhelming aura of politeness and grace…”
I groaned. Vietnam-esque memories of those fangirls came rushing right back at me.
“You can save the squeeing for later,” Reimu dismissed. “Let’s just start heading up. I don’t have all day.”
“Oh, right.” Sanae motioned me into the car, hit a button on the box, and quickly got inside herself, before the machinery came to life, the gears began to crank, and the ropes holding the car pulled it forward and lifted it up into the air along the mountainside, with Reimu and Marisa floating alongside it.
I looked around at my surroundings. I hadn’t been on many cable cars in my life, so it was a novel experience gazing out at the snow-covered valley, passing through the low, wispy clouds surrounding the mountain’s peak, witnessing the sea of mountain peaks which seemed to stretch on forever into the horizon. Although, I was subject to a little acrophobia as well, as I wasn’t entirely certain I could trust this rope car built with somewhat primitive technology and held together, almost assuredly, by duct tape, magic and prayers, even though I knew I could simply catch myself in midair in the event that it failed.
“Do the villagers ever become fearful riding on this?” I asked.
Sanae shrugged. “I mean, yeah, it was a bit of a tough sell at first, and the older residents still refuse to ride it. But others think it’s an awesome experience, and many ride up just to take a look at Gensokyo from the top of the mountain. The only price we charge is praying at our shrine before we let them back down, and most people leave donations.” She looked at Reimu. “Too bad your shrine can’t benefit from something like this.”
Reimu crossed her arms. “Well, at least people don’t have to rely on a rickety contraption not snapping and sending them down into the ravine in order to reach it.”
“Then why do you get less donations?” Sanae asked. “Face it: our shrine is just more popular than yours because it’s not a ‘youkai shrine.’ Besides, our branch shrine means people can pray to us without using the ropeway.”
“Like you’re one to talk,” Reimu retorted. “Aren’t most of your followers kappa and tengu?”
“Maybe, but they don’t haunt our shrine and have parties there whenever they want. I wouldn’t allow it, I would exterminate them!”
“That’s…” Reimu paused, unable to come up with a good response at that moment.
“See? I’m right! And that makes me the best incident resolver in Gensokyo! I bet I could solve the incident you three are working on right noooOOOOOAAAHHHH!”
Reimu poked one of Sanae’s breasts with her gohei. “Like I said, there’s no major incidents right now, unless you count these things. They definitely seem like an incident to me.”
Sanae backed up and started crying out, “idiot! Lecher!”
I sighed and rolled my eyes, hoping the rest of the trip wouldn't be like this. “Are they always like this?” I asked Marisa.
“I mean, they’re rival mikos, whaddya expect?” she shrugged.
After a, shall we say, entertaining fifteen-minute ride up to the top, the car arrived at the summit station, which sat on the shore of a completely frozen lake, had a path running to the main shrine, and which featured what appeared to be primitively-fashioned oxygen bottles, no doubt because of the altitude. The temperature at the summit was absolutely frigid; Sanae explained to me that, if not for the two goddesses' magic, it would be lethally cold at the summit during the winter. I made sure to pace myself, knowing that altitude sickness would sneak up on me if I wasn’t careful.
Leading us up the stone steps beneath the torii, the Moriya Shrine came into view. It was remarkably similar to the Suwa Grand Shrine in appearance, which perhaps came as no surprise seeing as how this shrine once sat at the shore of Lake Suwa before being ripped away and dropped here in Gensokyo, as Sanae explained. The lake was, in fact, once a part of Lake Suwa and bore the same name, and she also claimed that Take-Minakata was sealed away somewhere beneath the shrine.
Coming to the door, we kicked off the snow, went inside, and hung up our coats. The inside was quite toasty, and bright lights lit up the place.
“Kanako-sama, Suwako-sama, I’m back!” Sanae called out.
A woman with purple hair, a red shirt, black skirt and a mirror on her chest then came out. “Ah, Sanae, welcome back!” She walked across the room towards us. “Well, this is a rare sight: Reimu here at our shrine, much less with Marisa at her side. Did an incident occur, I wonder?”
Reimu shook her head. “Not really, although we are here for a reason, obviously.”
The woman nodded, then looked over at me. “And, I haven’t seen you before. I am Kanako Yasaka, one of the kami at this shrine.”
“And I am Goro Akechi,” I said back. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Kanako-sama.”
Kanako then paused, looking at me for a second, then continued, “ohoho, you’re that strapping young man Sanae here keeps telling us about! She won’t stop talking about you!”
I sighed. “I’m sure.”
Marisa stepped forward. “You could say we’re trainin’ this guy to help resolve incidents. Today is a small one: we wanna check somethin’ out in the boilers, and we just need your permission and Utsuho’s to do it.”
“The boilers… oh, you mean the Geyser Center! Utsuho hasn’t told me about anything wrong, but then again she can be a bit of a scatterbrain sometimes.” She pulled out an iPhone and dialed a number. After a moment, she spoke, “hello? Yes Utsuho, this is Kanako. I have guests here who want to speak to you. Can you please meet them at the Geyser Center entrance? …excellent. Yes, I’ll let you finish. It’ll take them a while to head down there anyway. ...uh-huh, yes. Thank you. …you too, have a good day.” She clicked the phone off and turned to us. “She’ll meet you in a half-hour. I don’t suppose you think you’ll have enough time for tea?”
I shook my head. “I don’t think so, but I will definitely come back and visit sometime.”
“Please do!” Sanae said. “By the way, where is Suwako-sama?”
“She said she had something to do away from the Shrine today,” Kanako said. “She should be back by evening.”
“Okay, want me to get started on dinner? I thawed out a huge pork butt for the three of us!”
Reimu groaned. “Wish I could afford pork butt,” she grumbled.
“Like you need it,” Marisa said. “Yours is bigger and rounder than any po-”
“YES SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE ‘YE!” Reimu yelled as she smacked Marisa repeatedly with her gohei.
We flew back down to the base of the mountain, to the Geyser Center door next to the cave entrance. We stood and waited in the cold while we waited for Utsuho to come meet us.
“What kind of person is Utsuho like?” I asked.
“Birdbrain,” Reimu said. “Complete birdbrain. How she manages to keep this complicated nuclear shit working and not blow up the whole damn mountain is a mystery.”
“Eh, I think she’s alright,” Marisa said. “Bit of a simpleton, but she’s a wiz at nuclear stuff. I’ve been meanin’ to ask her if she could help me study reactions so I could advance my magic theory.”
“Aren’t science and magic mutually exclusive, though?” I asked.
“Not necessarily,” Marisa replied. “If you ask me, I think magic is a scientific field itself, since magic is a form of energy, after all.”
The door then opened, revealing a girl about my height with a green skirt, a white shirt with what looked like a red eye in the center, long, black hair, a pair of folded black raven’s wings on her back and wearing a safety vest and green hardhat with “foreman” printed on it while holding a clipboard.
“ Добро пожаловать,” she greeted.
Reimu tilted her head. “...in Japanese, please?”
“Okuu said welcome,” Utsuho replied in a thick, Slavic accent. “Kanako-sama said you all would be coming?”
“Yes, correct,” I said.
Utsuho looked at me. “You. Okuu has not seen you before.”
“Ah, yes, sorry. My name is Goro Akechi. How do you do?”
“Okuu is good. Name is Utsuho Reiuji, but you can call me Okuu.”
I smiled. “A pleasure to meet you, Reuji-san.”
“Just call me Okuu,” Utsuho insisted. She then turned around, back into the door. “Come. We meet in main corridor.”
“Of course,” I said. We followed her inside, before coming to a large cavern with what seemed to be a giant sun in the center, floating above an impossibly deep pit with energy streaming up into it, while streams of energy branched off of the top in different directions. Kappa employees and scientists encircled it, fiddling with holographic screens, computers and electronics and writing on clipboards. Pipes and wires lined the cave walls, rising far above and piercing into the cave ceiling.
“Welcome to Geyser Center,” Utsuho said. “Is big and powerful place, giving mountain heat and power.”
“I can see that,” Marisa said. “Can’t believe I haven’t been inside since that incident several years back.”
“I think it’s quite amazing as well,” I commented. “I could never have imagined that this level of technology existed anywhere on Earth, much less here in Gensokyo.”
“Okuu is proud of Geyser Center,” Utsuho said. “Is place that uses nuclear fusion to boil water, spinning turbines, making electricity and powering hot springs.”
“Nuclear fusion,” I remarked. “If I recall, human scientists have not yet been able to harness fusion efficiently, only fission.”
“Human scientists simple and stupid, like sheep in field on stormy day. Only Okuu knows how to use nuclear fusion.”
“That’s quite a statement coming from you,” Reimu snided. “You talk big about nuclear physics, but if I recall you fell right into a yamawaro’s Ponzi scheme even though it was incredibly obvious it was a Ponzi scheme, and you wanted to bathe the surface in hellfire because you live in Former Hell and think Former Hell is the perfect place to live.”
“Okuu come from cold place, so Okuu wanted to make surface hot place,” Utsuho said.
“Yes, but you don’t have to go from one extreme to the other, is what I’m saying,” Reimu said.
“Didn’t you fall for a Ponzi scheme when trying to raise money for the Shrine once, though?” Marisa asked her.
“Shut up.”
I decided to cut in. “The reason we’re here is to investigate one of the boilers on the mountain.”
“You want to investigate boilers?” Utsuho asked.
“Yes,” I nodded.
“...is good timing,” she said.
“H-huh?” all three of us said, surprised.
“Geyser Center is connected to Former Hell, and regulates flames and uses them to help power reactors,” Utsuho explained. “Evil spirits infest place, like roaches in old building, messing up controls, shutting pipes and shorting electronics like naughty kids. Lately, one spirit has run amok in Boiler 29NE, which provides hot water for main bathhouse in Tengu City.”
I turned to Reimu and Marisa. “That’s exactly the place we want to go,” I said.
“Indeed,” Reimu nodded.
I turned back to Utsuho. “I’m sorry to hear that. Would you like us to help?”
“Okuu can’t find spirit to save her life,” she said. “If you can find spirit and get rid of it, Okuu will make it worth your while.”
“How so?” I asked.
“Okuu will find way to give Akechi-san power,” she said. “Okuu hears Outsiders don’t do well without electricity.”
I considered Utsuho’s offer. Certainly, being an Outsider, having electricity again was a tempting prospect. I wasn’t too sure what I would actually do with it, with no access to TV or Internet, although I could probably use it to take hot baths once more. Since we needed to access that boiler anyway to infiltrate the fortress, I decided it was simply to keep an eye out for the evil spirit and dispatch it somehow.
“I accept your offer,” I said.
“Then, is deal,” Utsuho said, offering your hand. “You get rid of spirit, Okuu give you power. You do good job, Okuu give you other things if you bring Okuu other spirits for Okuu to eat.”
“Er, eat? ” I asked.
“Hell ravens and other youkai like her consume evil spirits” Reimu explained.
I considered this for a moment, a person who could eat evil spirits, before taking her hand and shaking it to seal the deal, so that we could access the boiler, and so that I could establish what I hoped would be a productive relationship. “I’ll do my best.”
“‘Ya really sure you wanna make a deal like this without either Kanako or Satori knowin’?” Marisa asked Utsuho.
“Okuu reactor boss,” Utsuho said. “Okuu make rules, Okuu offer Akechi-san job.”
Marisa shrugged. “Well, can’t argue with that, I guess.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Sun Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
2/25
The next day, we arrived at the Geyser Center as a group. The plan was for Mamiko to act as Aya’s bodyguard, while the rest of us explored the fortress and fought shadows as normal. I also had my own plan in mind for getting her to awaken a Persona, but for now I kept it to myself.
I swiped the keycard Utsuho had given me to get inside, and we made our way in. A kappa employee met us in the central cavern; she explained that all visitors were required to wear a hardhat as well as a special device, which happened to be another of Nitori’s inventions, which cast an invisible field that repelled radioactive particles and wavelengths. Most everyone else expressed awe at the sheer size of the Geyser Center and its technology, but I reminded them all that we were on a mission, and we could go on a tour later. For now, we headed straight for Boiler 29NE, whose location Utsuho had shown us as well. My keycard also worked on 29NE’s door, and one by one, we filed inside.
The inside of the boiler was fairly unremarkable, at least as far as industrial areas went. There were pipes, tanks and pressure gauges all over the place. Signs and placards warning of radiation hazards on panels and doors. Above us, a trap door which Aya theorized led down here from the bathhouse’s maintenance closet.
“Alright,” I said. “Once I say the keywords, we’ll enter the Metaverse.”
“Right.” Marisa handed Aya a handful of medicine, tea and food. “Since you’re a youkai, you’ll be cut off from the Outside’s magic the second we enter. I know you’re fast, but you gotta take it easy in there, and eat these when you get tired. And don’t try to fight anything; let us do it for you.”
“Er, understood,” Aya said.
“Good.” I said the keywords, and the world twisted and distorted.
When things settled down, we found ourselves in some kind of storage closet, with a table in the center and trash and props strewn about.
“What’s this place?” Aya asked. “Weren’t we just in the boiler room?”
“We were, but now we’re in Megumu’s fortress,” I explained.
Nitori looked at her PDA, then said, “and it looks like we spawned right into a safe room.”
“A ‘safe room?’ What’s that?” Aya asked again.
“It’s a hole in the ruler’s cognition where we can safely retreat to, and where we can quickly jump to other safe rooms we find,” I explained.
“A… hole in the…” Aya slumped over. “...I don’t get it.”
“It will make more sense as we go along,” Youmu said.
“Indeed. Also, do not forget to call us by our codenames,” I said.
“Remind me again what those are?” Aya asked once more.
“Right. I’m Crow.”
“Starburst.”
“Seraph.”
“Fury.”
“Doktor.”
“Bull.”
“Priest.”
Aya took a moment to think, then nodded. “Okay. I think I can remember those.” She took out her notebook and jotted our codenames down. “If nothing else, I can use my trusty notebook to take down anything so I don’t forget it!”
“You brought that thing in here with you?” Reimu asked.
“I mean, I take it everywhere,” Aya said. “I use it to gather material for articles.”
“Just remember we have to keep our activities secret,” Nitori reminded her.
“I know, I know,” Aya affirmed.
“Alright,” I said. “Are we ready? Let’s head out.”
We emerged from the safe room into a narrow, brightly-lit hallway with tile floors. Further down was a set of glass windows, with doors on them leading into a central atrium. We decided to go check it out. As a group, we encircled Aya, with Mamiko keeping closest to her, ready to repel any threats. None presented themselves, at least for the moment, but we knew we had to remain vigilant.
Emerging out into the atrium, we were greeted with a grandiose display: wide and tall, with a mural on the ceiling depicting dozens of crow tengu standing at attention to their leader, Megumu. The walls and the floor were all perfectly-cut marble with a huge maple leaf insignia sprawled across the floor, there was a black granite reception desk with the same insignia emblazoned on the front, skywalks criss-crossing above us which seemed to almost float in midair, and off to the side, an alcove lined with elevators, surely leading further up into the fortress.
Marisa whistled as she marveled at the scene around us. “Daaaamn… this Megumu chick’s got good taste, I’ll give her that.”
Aya looked up and around. “So, this place… this is her twisted view of Tengu society, isn’t it?”
“That’s correct,” I said. “This structure is how she envisions Tengu City…”
“Welcome,” came a voice over the PA system.
Instantly, we all drew our weapons. “Who said that?” I exclaimed.
One of the elevators opened up. Out stepped a sharply-dressed woman, Shadow Megumu, flanked by two buff shadow guards wielding batons. She walked toward us, stopping in front of the reception desk and turning to face us.
“So…” Reimu said. “You must be Iizunamaru.”
“Indeed,” Shadow Megumu said. “I am Megumu Iizunamaru. I am the owner and CEO of this company, as you can see. And you… you must be the famous Hakurei Shrine maiden, responsible for enforcing Gensokyo’s order, or so I’ve been told.”
“Yeah… and I’m here to resolve an incident.”
Shadow Megumu chuckled. “I see no incident to resolve here. I am merely carrying out my duties as this company’s CEO, ensuring prosperity endures in this city. At my company, I believe only the most successful and enterprising individuals should be rewarded for their hard work, talents and loyalty. After all, it wouldn’t make sense if everyone were given the chance to advance, would it? Everyone has their place in the system, whether they be a peon, a secretary or a manager. My place just so happens to be the conductor.”
“Bullshit!” Aya shouted. “You’re just using the caste system to move your cronies up and leave everyone else in the dregs!”
Megumu groaned. “Oh. Aya. Why did you feel the need to come here?”
“I’m here to call you out on your shit!” she proclaimed. “You’re rigging the system to keep people who deserve to move up from doing so! Such as myself!”
Shadow Megumu paused, staring at us, then chuckled again. “Heh… well, you’re right about one thing. I did, ah, heavily suggest the caste system to the higher-ups, if you get my drift. Those guys have been nothing more than useful idiots for me.” She put one foot forward. “Of course, I never sought the position myself. It’s so much more satisfying being the boots on the ground and personally seeing my goals through, than to just be some enigmatic, mysterious figurehead lurking in the background. It’s just what was necessary to make the Tengu great again, attain the level of power and influence we used to command so long ago.” She glared at Aya. “And, of course, I had to do something to keep you repressed, too.”
Aya stepped back in shock. “Wha- you mean… what do you-”
“I’ve loathed you with every ounce of my body since the two of us were children,” Shadow Megumu snarled. “You goody two-shoes bitch, always more popular with the others than I was, always dismissing me!”
Aya glared and shot back, “that was a long time ago! It means nothing now! We’re both adults, and old, powerful Tengu at that!”
Shadow Megumu shook her head. “It didn’t stop when we were kids, though. I hated you and everything you had that I didn’t. Faster. Stronger. More beautiful. It just pissed me off so much.” She looked down and smiled. “But there was one thing I had, and that was my smooth talking, which I used to curry favor with the ruling elite and compel them to impose the caste system, which I could manipulate however I liked to move up whoever I wanted and repress the others. Crow Tengu, Wolf Tengu, Long-Nosed, it didn’t matter. All that mattered was that I outflanked you, got my revenge, and am now leading the way to leading a great society-”
Aya charged forward and slugged Shadow Megumu in the face, knocking her down to the ground and leaving her with a black eye. Almost immediately, the shadow guards bore down on her, pinning her down to the ground holding their weapons to her face, but still, she remained defiant, looking up and forward at her adversary.
“So… all this was just some complicated revenge gambit, keeping me down because of your jealousy and dragging down countless others who had nothing to do with it to justify it? Are you seriously admitting that you will sink that low just to ‘win’ some petty grudge from long ago???” She chuckled, and we watched as the guards continued to hold her down, with Shadow Megumu wrenching herself up and leering at her. “I know I was a bit of a ‘queen bee’ back then, but still…”
“...you never saw your past behavior as having left lasting repercussions.”
Suddenly, the world turned black, I found myself standing, and a voice came from somewhere.
“W-who was that??” I asked, looking around.
A figure, who looked just like me but with glowing yellow eyes, then popped down, hanging upside-down in midair. “I am you.”
“M-me??”
“Indeed,” she said. “The hidden self buried deep within. The embodiment of your regrets, and also the fires of truth and justice left to smolder for so long, without a chance to roar into a mighty flame.” She turned herself upright and landed in front of me. “You hate to admit it, but you hide from the truth, the doubts you harbor from the past, the consequences they have since allowed to blossom. You bury yourself in work, either as guard captain or by writing that trashy tabloid of a paper, hoping to forget and deny that you had just as much a hand in creating this situation, this curse inflicted upon all of Tengu society, as her. These same doubts also prevent you from doing something to fix it. After all, it doesn’t make sense to fix a problem you pretend doesn’t exist, does it not?”
I thought about her words. It was so long ago, and yet it was crystal-clear: I was popular. The other kids loved me. She felt alone and like an outcast, had no friends, no supporting base. When I could have helped her when it mattered most, when I could have offered her my words of encouragement, I did, and said, nothing. No matter how you cut it, I bore just as much responsibility in creating this situation that has persisted for centuries as her. The two of us, our selfish actions combined, had burdened the Tengu for generations, had allowed Megumu’s envy and animosity to metastasize into outright megalomania and hubris. And I… I was a weakling for…
“...no.” I stamped my foot. “It does exist. And I can’t believe it took me literally meeting the embodiment of my doubts for me to realize that. I’m a millennium-old Tengu, dammit. I should know better than anyone that past actions have future consequences, that things that happen as kids affect us for the rest of our lives. I was a fool and a coward for not helping Megumu when she needed it most, and look what happened! I… I can’t allow this situation to persist any longer! I won’t let this situation rip Tengu society apart, breed more distrust and infighting between the different Tengu, let injustice and corruption haunt us any longer!” I glared. “Now, give me your power!”
The other me crossed her arms, and smiled. “Hmhm. Alright.” She faded into darkness, then, in a flash, a wave of pain hit my entire body, and I held my head as I staggered, grunted and squealed in pain.
“So, you have finally chosen to dispel the demons which prey upon the pious and righteous, who provoke us to tear into each other and foster mistrust in one another, convince us that there is no law except the law that the strongest and most deceitful come out on top? To take the hard path to the light, to the gates of Valhalla, knowing the monsters and danger standing in the way, goading you to give up and take the easy way down to Hel?” A pause, as I screamed and punched the ground, bloodying my fist, and a mask like a Valkyrie’s formed from flames onto my face. “In that case, allow me to give you my strength, and be your guide.”
I felt the mask’s edges, and gritted my teeth as I started to painfully peel it away. “I am thou. Thou art I. Thou shalt be the huntress, who stalks by night, striking down evil like the wolf strikes down its prey!” At that moment, in one powerful pull, I tore the mask off, sprayed blood everywhere, and shrieked at the sky as blue flames erupted all around.
At that moment, a column of blue flames erupted, blowing the guards off of Aya and pushing us all back. When they died down, out emerged a spectral figure, like a viking straight out of an opera, with a horned helmet, long, braided hair and a dark face whose eyes glowed yellow. Then, out came Aya herself, dressed in a fur coat and a belt buckle, with sturdy boots, tights and a fur-trimmed skirt over which a curtain was draped on both sides, and in her hand, a spear.
She huffed and puffed, then looked up, turned around, and held out her gloved hand. “Heh… how about that? This power… this power that I harbored in me all along!”
“Whoa… check it out!” Nitori said in awe.
“She’s just like one of those Vikings or somethin’!” Marisa said.
Shadow Megumu stepped back and grunted. “You defiant little…” She turned around, and held up her hand. “Guards, do your job! Eliminate these intruders!” The guards got up, turned to Aya, then quivered and turned into an Okuninushi and a Koppa Tengu respectively.
“I will not allow evil to win.” She pointed her spear at them. “I’ll hunt you down and knock you out, sure as the north winds! Am I right, Freydis??”
At that moment, at her master’s command, Freydis unleashed a wave of green wind at the foes before they could even act; Magaru. This successfully knocked Okuninushi down, but the Koppa Tengu just laughed it off, before charging at Aya, who, in a single bound, jumped into the air and flipped over the shadow’s head, landing on her feet right on top of the reception desk, then whipping out a scoped rifle and shooting the shadow in the head, knocking it down flat.
“Too slow!” she taunted. “You should know better than to charge the fastest, most nimble person in Gensokyo head-on!”
I smirked. “Looks like they’re weak.” I got out my knife. “Everyone, let’s butcher these fuckers!” All at once, we unleashed a devastating All-Out Attack, leaving nothing but a giant puddle of blood where the shadows used to be afterward.
Once the short, effortless scuffle was over, Nitori whipped out her scanner. “What do you see, Doktor?” Reimu asked.
“It looks like we’ve got a lot of shadows coming this way!” she said.
I tilted my head at the door we came through. “We should hurry out of here, before we get swarmed.” Everyone agreed, and we rushed out of the atrium and into the safe room right as scads of guards poured into the area. In the safe room, I feared we would be trapped, but luckily, a keyhole manifested over the meeting table, which I could shove my key into to get us out of there and back into the real world.
Once we were back in reality, we made our way out of the Geyser Center. Only once we were outside did we rest, with Aya struggling to keep herself standing.
“THAT was a close call,” Marisa wheezed.
“Indeed,” Byakuren affirmed. “We were very close to being overrun.”
Mamiko held Aya’s back. “How are you feeling, Aya?”
“I… hah…” Aya gasped. “I feel like… I feel like I just got buried under an avalanche of Reimu’s sealing amulets, except they’re made of lead.”
Reimu giggled. “I think it’s hilarious that you’re even able to make that comparison.” She then came over, helped Aya stand up, then offered her tea. “Here. Marisa says this stuff really helps.”
Aya took the tea and drank it. Byakuren also decided to recite a spell from her scroll to infuse Aya with energy. Within moments, she was able to fully stand up on her own power, shaking her legs, stretching her arms, and cracking her back and her neck. “Ooooohhhhh yeah, that feels so much better.” She shook her arms out. “So… that’s what having a Persona is like, huh?”
“Yup,” Marisa said. “Guess that makes you a full member now.”
“Intriguing,” I noted. “A Norse-themed Persona. A hunter. Is that your ideal of a hero?”
Aya looked perplexed. “My… ideal of a hero?”
“Our Personas represent what each of us considers the ideal hero,” Youmu explained. “Even if we weren’t consciously aware of what that was before we awakened to them.”
Aya thought for a moment. “A hero… I’m the captain of the guard, and I relentlessly hunt down anyone threatening the mountain. Maybe that’s where it comes from.” She smiled. “In any case, I’m glad I can now fully help you all out. And help to set Megumu right.” She looked down. “Deep down, I realized I also made mistakes in the past that caused her to be like this. Now, though, I’m going to right the errors I made back then, and help set things right now, do what I should have done long ago.”
“That’s the spirit,” I said. “Accepting your flaws and vowing to overcome them is the essence of accepting your shadow as part of yourself, awakening to your inner power.”
Aya looked at the door. “So, what happens now?”
“The security level got very high right as we were escaping,” I said. “We should wait at least a couple days for it to tone down before going back in. Right now, in the real world, Megumu is likely wracked with anxiety and paranoia. Infiltrating her fortress while she’s in that state would endanger us and leave us open for a massive shadow ambush.”
“So we should adjourn for now?” Mamiko asked.
“Indeed. We’ll reconvene here on the 27th. Use that time to prepare for the infiltration. Craft weapons, make or gather medicine, hone your skills. We don’t know what we will face when we explore the rest of the fortress.”
“That sounds like a good idea,” Byakuren said. “We’re hosting a kung-fu tournament tomorrow, so I would not have been able to go anyway.”
“I’ll go catch up on gettin’ Eirin herbs and stuff,” Marisa said.
“I’ll make more skill cards,” Reimu said.
“And I’ll make us some new weapons,” Nitori said.
Youmu looked over at Mamiko. “Would you like to come to Hakugyoukoro tomorrow and train with me?”
“What… do you mean?” Mamiko asked.
“We can spar with one another, sharpen our technique,” Youmu told her. “I can even teach you how to use spell cards.”
Mamiko bowed. “That sounds like a wonderful idea. I am always up for combat training. I will caution you, I am no rookie warrior.”
“Of course you aren’t, but neither am I,” Youmu replied, now sounding a little competitive.
I turned to Aya. “How about you? What will you do in the meantime?”
“Me? Well, I mean, I do have two jobs to keep up with. I’ll probably keep an eye on Megumu and see if she’s acting strange, but still try to act normal.”
“That’s for the best,” I said. “Megumu will become suspicious if you do anything out of the ordinary, which will affect the fortress, as it is a representation of her mind.” I bowed. “I’ll use my spare time to craft tools and gather supplies. I’ll give the signal on the 27th when we will return, so be ready for it.”
“We will,” the group said, as we dispersed. On my way back, I thought about how I had managed to convert Aya, a potential adversary and obstacle to our investigations, into a potent member of our team, and how our next opponent was one which she had a personal stake in setting right. Many members of my team had been recruited under those circumstances, as had most of the Phantom Thieves; indeed, I had a personal stake in setting Sae-san down the right path and getting revenge on Shido, so I was no different from any of them. I reckoned that people are more likely to start down the path of seeking justice when they themselves have an injustice that they wish to overcome.
Notes:
The decision to make Utsuho a Russian character was made long, long before Putin's invasion of Ukraine. I fully condemn this brazen, destructive action, and stand by both the valiant citizens and soldiers of Ukraine, as well as the brave Russian citizens standing up to their government's actions, and intend no offense to either party. My beef, as well as most people's, is with Putin and Putin alone. I ask that all comments be respectful and not devolve into arguments over current events; there are plenty of other places for that type of discourse.
Now, as for why I decided to make her Russian, that's a headcanon I've had for a very long time. For whatever reason, I tend to associate nuclear stuff with Russians, and felt this unique take on the character would add a lot to the story and to her arc. It's not the only unique spin I plan to put on her, but you'll all get to see that later.
Chapter 48: Intermission
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Aya
Reimu always considered me a feathered pest, a trashy reporter, a gossip hound. Heck, she even had a spell card named “Unauthorized Photography is Strictly Forbidden,” or something along those lines. So when she invited me over to the shrine to discuss something with me, I was, of course, wondering if she had hit her head, or possibly had had too much to drink. Either way, I made my way down there, and walked up to the main shrine’s door, which she opened before I even had a chance to knock.
“You actually came,” she said. She chuckled. “Considering how I usually greet you whenever you come here, I wasn’t sure if you’d actually accept my invite.”
I smiled and put my hand on my chest. “Well, would you ever doubt that the pure and honest Aya Shameimaru would accept any invite sent to her?” I laughed. “In all seriousness, I realized if you, of all people, wanted me to come by, then it must be serious.”
“You could say that.” Reimu went inside. “Don’t forget to kick off your shoes. Water causes the floor to warp.”
“Of course,” I nodded.
I sat down opposite Reimu on the floor, a tea kettle and cups on a mat between us. Behind her, I could see the fairies huddled in front of the cell where the man she kept was locked up.
“Wow, you’re so cool, Maruki-san!” Star said.
“Ah, yes, well-”
“Were you popular out there???” Clownpiece asked him. “What are Outside girls like?”
Maruki chuckled hesitantly. “I, er…”
I glanced back at Reimu. “So, that’s the man who supposedly tried to create a ‘perfect world’ and almost destroyed Gensokyo in the process?”
“More or less,” Reimu said, sipping her tea. “I’ll tell you what, it was a hell of a fight. I’ve fought a lot of weird people and things, but I never imagined I’d fight a giant, golden statue that was the manifestation of one man’s grief and misguided benevolence.”
I tilted my head. “Er, what?”
Reimu shook her head. “Long story, for another time.” She put her cup down, looked at me for a moment, then sighed. “So, I’ve been thinking about how I’ve always treated you like a pest, gave you grief, teased you and, well, kinda bullied you?”
“Well, I don’t claim innocence on the ‘pest’ part,” I joked.
Reimu chuckled again. “Heh. Never thought I’d hear you admit it. I guess we’ve both changed. Goro did say that awakening a Persona does that to a person.” She took a sip. “So, obviously I had no clue that that Megumu chick was doing all that shit, keeping an old Tengu like you and so many others from earning what they deserve, doing what they want, all out of some petty grudge she had back when you were kids.”
I sighed. “I mean, I never bullied her or anything. In fact, I barely ever talked to her. I could see that she was unhappy, always alone, always loathing herself and just generally being a loner and an outcast. I could have, should have, done something to help her, be her friend, but… in my own weakness, I guess I doubted that I could actually help her, that I’d just make her life worse even, since I was the most popular girl.” I hung my head low. “So, I did nothing. I’ve been trying to forget it, denying that I had anything to do with the current situation, but now I accept it. And even if it's centuries too late, I’m going to do the right thing and fix this situation once and for all, set her right and be the support she’s badly needed for so long.”
Reimu smiled. “I guess not even super-old youkai know everything.”
“Hey, I’m not a grandma,” I said, cocking an eyebrow. “I still look and feel young, even after all this time.” I took a sip. “Also, Marisa mentioned you stuck your head up my skirt?”
Reimu blushed. “Er, well, yeah, but, can we not talk about that in front of the guy over there?”
I looked back at Maruki, who was still being interrogated by the fairies. “Heh. Well, I suppose. Also, I did learn my lesson that day, and I’ve been wearing shorts since then. Can’t trust slovenly bachelorettes such as you two, I realized.”
“Again, I’m sorry,” Reimu said. “So, um, what I guess I’m getting at is that I want to, er, start over? Reset our relationship, I guess you’d say?”
I smiled. “Ohoho, so Reimu-san finally wants to accept me as a friend, and not some irritating fly that publishes trashy stories and interviews people when they don’t want to? To think that such a day would ever come…” I bowed. “Of course, I’ll accept. Now that I’ve found what I was missing, I can work toward what I really want: exposing crimes and abuses which destabilize Gensokyo, my home. Our home.” I looked at her. “You know, I’ve known several generations of Hakureis, and you truly are one of a kind, perhaps the strongest, most brutally effective yet fair and honest of any of them. I’d like to see you go on to do even greater things, and would love to help you achieve that.”
“Who are you, my mom?” Reimu snarked.
“Is it bad not to have friends and mentors you can look to in her absence?” I asked. “Think about all the friends you’ve made ever since then. I don’t think it’s a coincidence, is it?”
Reimu looked down, silently, then said, “...well, I guess not.”
Alice
I glanced over the table, past the plate of biscuits set in the center, observing Marisa turning her head back and forth from an open book on a stand and a chemistry setup, in which she was reacting herbs with other chemicals in order to isolate tiny amounts of some substance, which she was planning on selling to Eirin.
I tipped my tea and commented, “it’s rare to see you working so intently.”
Marisa looked at me. “I mean, this is how I make money, can’t half-ass it. Not only that, but I gotta make sure we have stuff to get us through Metaverse excursions.”
“Oh, well, I suppose so.” I picked up the doll I was repairing, pulled out the broken arm and inserted its replacement.
The two of us sometimes came together to study magic and exchange ideas. Usually, it was Marisa who came over to visit it, since I hardly wanted to step foot in her messy, spider-infested hoarder den of a house. Her brand of magic was also very hands-on and, shall we say, explosive, unlike my own methodical, nuanced approach. That I also had several decades of experience over her added to my frustration at times, since she constantly made mistakes which she brushed off as “okay, don’t do that again,” or “eh, just a freak occurrence.” Even so, her sheer dedication to her craft did command a certain level of respect from me, and she was more sociable and approachable than the old, experienced but reclusive and somewhat antisocial Patchouli, which made her my best study partner and a close, if annoying at times, friend.
Lately, though, I had noticed Marisa had seemingly begun taking her work more seriously, focusing more intently on the finer details and coming up with all different kinds of theories, although she refused to elaborate on the specifics of most of them. Her freewheeling, cavalier attitude had also given way to a colder, more determined demeanor, at least when it came to magic theory, and her outright, clumsy lying had seemingly been replaced, I could tell, by more nuanced deceit, trickery, omission of details and spinning of facts, weaving fact and fiction, truth and falsehood, to suit her own needs.
I wondered if she was trying to impress someone.
Marisa looked around. “I noticed Mamiko ain’t around.”
“She went to Hakugyoukoro to train with Youmu,” I said.
“Ah, right. I recall them discussion’ somethin’ like that yesterday.” She sipped the rest of her tea before pouring herself another cup. “I’ll tell ‘ya what, she’s a hell of a fighter, great at cavin’ shadow skulls in.”
“I’m sure,” I said. “She practices fighting here, too. I control dolls who swarm her while she parries their attacks and strikes them down so that she can sharpen her skills. I fashioned and enchanted a staff for her out of spare wood and attached blades to both ends. She’s good at using all sorts of weapons, but she’s most proficient with a staff. She’s also expressed interest in getting a hold of a pair of handheld vajras, but I don’t know how to forge metal to make them. I’m a dollmaker, not a weaponsmith after all.”
Marisa kicked back. “I’m sure Nitori might be willin’ to make somethin’ to that effect. Hell, she might be workin’ on it right now.”
Alice smiled. “You all sure have gotten so close so quickly. Goro really is a unique person, isn’t he?”
“Yeah, I mean, it’s so weird,” Marisa said. “It’s like, he came outta nowhere, revealed the existence of a cognitive realm where there’s also an incident, he’s charismatic, charming, but also stern, strong-willed and determined. And he can get a bunch of ladies on his side to kick ass.”
“He does strike me as a born leader,” I said, sipping more tea. “I guess having someone like that was what we were all missing. And he’s certainly adapted to life in Gensokyo rather well.”
“Yeah, better than most Outsiders, that’s for sure,” Marisa said. “He was flyin’ within days, usin’ spell cards within weeks, he’s already got me and Reimu as friends, much less his first friends… ‘ya know, it’s almost as though he were meant to have been livin’ here from the beginning. He’s got promise, that’s for sure, but I worry that he gets a bit cocky at times, given that he’s still new here and doesn’t know everything yet.”
I laughed, almost snorting tea out of my nose, before regaining my composure.
“What’s so funny?” Marisa asked.
“Oh, nothing,” I said, still giggling. “It’s just that I never expected you of all people to say something like that, given how cavaliere you are yourself.”
“‘Ey, it’s not like I’m completely reckless or anythin’,” Marisa said. “Believe it or not, I actually do have a method to my madness, despite what it looks like. Don’t forget that even if I’m a baby compared to you, I’ve still got nine years on ‘im. I’m allowed to be concerned.”
“Is that the mom in you talking?” I asked her.
“I, er… maybe,” she stuttered, blushing. She shook her head. “Regardless, what I’m sayin’ is that I’m a more careful person than you’d think, and I do have a strategy.”
“‘Shoot a big laser at everything?’” I said. “Seems like a rather simple strategy, with no finesse whatsoever.”
Marisa looked at me. “I mean, yeah, but think of it this way: the simplest strategy is usually the best one. I’ve got other plans of attack, and ways of outsmarting, outflanking and whittling down the opponent in a spell card or other magic duel. Usin’ their own strategies against them, and exhausting them before finishing them off. It’s just that I encounter very few opponents who can outsmart giant lasers, which is why I usually stick to that. Complexity for complexity’s sake is not an efficient strategy, and I aim to be very efficient, no matter what.”
I looked down and smiled. “Well, I suppose so. I use skill and dolls to fight, because that’s what I like and what I’m good at. You’re… very pragmatic, shall we say. A bit of a dirty fighter, but-”
“Honor is bullshit,” Marisa cut in. “Opportunists are the ones who score victories in this world.”
My eyes widened. “That’s… a very blunt statement, coming from you.”
“But it’s true,” Marisa said. “Case and point: how can I, a squishy, ordinary human, defeat man-hungry and powerful youkai? By takin’ advantage of the fact that most youkai are lazy bastards who won’t ever train and punishing that fact. I see a weakness, I exploit that weakness to defang the opponent and render them into a practice dummy. But it’s not just exterminating them: being charismatic, manipulative, goading them to my side and forging mutually beneficial relationships that advance my own self-interest. That is how I’ve earned my place in Gensokyo’s pecking order.”
“I see…” I sipped my tea, taking in these revelations that Marisa was unleashing like a flood. “It sounds like you’re really coming along, both as a witch and as a person. Perhaps you’ll become a ‘true’ magician someday.”
“Eh, I have no intention,” Marisa said. “It’s like I keep sayin’: I do magic ‘cause I like it, but also ‘cause it’s the best way for me to establish my place in Gensokyo, rebel against the repressive youkai legions and gods, and attain power for myself. ‘Sides, I wanna stay in Reimu’s good graces as long as I can, since ‘becoming a youkai is the greatest sin there is’, or so she claims, and the day I become a true magician is the day our friendship ends.”
“That might be so,” I said, “but given your interest in and affinity for magic, I’m sure it’ll sneak up on you, as it did to me.” I put my cup down. “So, let me ask you this: suppose you did become a youkai witch, intentionally or not. Now Reimu is out to kill you, unrelenting and not caring about your previous friendship. What would you do, to your best friend?”
“Me?” Marisa said. She sipped her tea. “Simple: kill her before she can try.”
I shot up and pushed back in complete shock, almost falling over. “Y-y-you w-wh-what?!?”
“Like I keep sayin’: I look out for my own self-interest first and foremost. If that means killin’ Reimu, and disruption’ Gensokyo’s order in the process, then so be it. Hell, I’ve got a plan to bump off Goro in case he tries somethin’ serious. Doesn’t mean I trust no one, but I gotta have contingencies.”
“I-er…” I was aghast. Marisa just up and admitted she wasn’t above murdering Reimu if it came to that. Reimu, her best friend! And not only that, but she was absolutely without remorse in admitting it. “B-but, she would cream you if she fought you seriously!”
“Then kill her in her sleep,” I said. “Poison her tea, stab her in the heart. Some might call that cowardly, I call it efficient and effective, because it saves me a hard fight. Then if the dragons or Yukari or whoever comes for my blood, eliminate them, or die tryin’. I end up in Hell, I beat up Hecatia and become the queen of Hell.” She slouched in her seat and smirked. “Alice, what you don’t realize is that the strong thrive and the weak are exploited or purged. That’s why I challenge strong opponents, so I can become stronger and get to the top of the pile myself. If I lose or die at any point? Doesn’t matter, because that only proves I wasn’t strong enough to live up to that philosophy, not that I was usin’ it as an excuse to make myself sound high and mighty, or blame it on my failures. And the only way to the top is not only to beat your way there, but to talk, lie, cheat and backstab your way up, too. I guess you could say that is the crux of why I study magic.”
I stared at her, in disbelief, for several moments, while she took my biscuit and ate it in front of me. Franky, I couldn’t bring myself to care.
“...I…see,” I said. After that, the two of us just went back to our respective projects, before Marisa packed up her things and headed out. That night, I could hardly read, with so many thoughts in my head dogging me. I thought I had known Marisa very well for years, as a determined but gung-ho and careless person. The person I had talked to earlier, though, was a cruel, manipulative, cunning, intelligent and brutally efficient tactician and rogue. The true Marisa, I realized.
It was enough to not only make me view her in a different light, and perhaps fear her in a way, but it also challenged the way I thought about my own witchcraft and motivations, and the thoughts and motivations of others as well. It made me paranoid and suspicious, feelings I didn’t get too often. It almost made me feel like I was talking to the Devil himself.
Youmu
“I concede to you,” Mamiko said, her sword on the ground next to her as I pointed my own blade at her.
Yuyuko-sama sat at the side, applauding my performance. “Bravo, Youmu-chan. Once again, you prove to be an indomitable swordswoman. You’d make your old man proud.”
I sheathed my sword, and looked down at Mamiko. “Seems I’ve won this round,” I said, with a tinge of victorious taunting.
Mamiko pushed herself off of the ground. “Katanas are not my usual type of weapon,” she said. “They handle much differently than the swords I’m used to using.”
“If you say so,” I smirked, before picking up the sword and hanging it back up on the rack. I stretched. “Still, this really does take me back to the days when grandpa trained me in sword fighting, and how I had to beat him with a regular katana before he allowed me to take up the family’s ancestral blade.” I sat down beside Yuyuko-sama, who had tea and rice crackers next to her, and Mamiko sat down next to me as well.
“What kind of person was your grandfather like?” Mamiko asked. “Of course, I don’t have elders of my own, so I want to learn how other people treat theirs. I’m told, with great respect.”
“Indeed,” I nodded, popping a cracker. I took a sip of tea, thinking about grandpa Youki and how best to describe him to her. “Grandpa Youki was… well, he wasn’t a kind person, at all. He was Yuyuko-sama’s keeper and steward of Hakugyoukoro’s gardens before me.”
Yuyuko-sama chuckled. “He was quite good, but also very stern and no-nonsense. Spirits of all kinds, evil ones especially, learned to fear him.”
“Yes,” I affirmed. “He served Yuyuko-sama for a very long time, and didn’t have children until late in his life. His two children were my father and aunt; he thought little of my aunt, since she preferred to spend her time making art than practicing swordplay, and he constantly berated her as a result, affecting her severely. So my father became the favorite to be his successor, although my aunt remained around, creating artwork for the palace and curating the gardens. We still keep some of her artwork, and her works can also be seen in the halls of the palace; she was exceptionally talented, and I’ve never seen anything that comes close to matching it. Several years ago, Yukari-sama offered her a life someplace else, since it was clear she wasn’t thriving here in the Netherworld, and she accepted. Yukari-sama then gapped her… somewhere. We never learned her whereabouts after that; not even Yuyuko-sama knows where she is.”
Yuyuko-sama sighed. “Indeed. Her talent was enviable. It was a shame she had to leave us. I hope she found a good life, wherever she ended up.”
“I do as well,” I said. I took a sip. “Anyway, my father soon found my mother, and they had me. At the time, grandpa didn’t think much of it; as long as I didn’t distract from my father’s training, he was perfectly fine having a granddaughter.” I looked down. “However, that’s when they passed away.”
“Oh?” Mamiko wondered.
“Yes. Half-phantoms, such as myself, are sometimes prone to debilitating health conditions, due to complications related to being essentially half-dead. My mother died not long after my birth, then my father had a fatal seizure. Grandpa was, of course, inconsolable after losing his son, and only having me and my aunt. He was in a dark place for a long time, but…”
“But then I encouraged him to train her as his successor,” Yuyuko-sama added. “I told him that the best way to live out his son’s memory was by training his granddaughter and having her become the warrior he wanted to see his son become.”
Mamiko sipped her tea. “So, he was given a chance to start over…”
“Exactly,” I said. “I picked up my first blade at a young age. But, he was always very bitter, and never gave me anything more than grudging nods of approval even when I did my very best, even when it was clear I was a prodigy. I suppose he may have had trouble getting over his disappointment in my aunt, at least at first. Gradually, as I improved, he started to open up more. I guess, looking back, he wanted to correct the mistakes he made with my aunt and train me as best I could, even if I was a girl. For years, I trained for hours and hours each and every day, cutting down whole rows of wooden targets, taking on several evil, powerful spirits at once, and even fighting alongside the Hakurei Shrine maiden at the time, Reimu’s great-grandmother. Around when I turned twenty, he challenged me to a duel, as he often did, using Roukanken against me while I used a regular sword. It was a tough duel, but eventually, I cast it out of his hand and stood over him, the tip of my sword in his face. And then…”
I looked up. “...and then he smiled. He was happy. Happy that he finally had the successor he had been seeking for so long. So he formally gave me both Roukanken and Hakurouken, and passed the duties of Yuyuko-sama’s trusted servant to me, before leaving Hakugyoukoro and disappearing forever. Where he went, we don’t know. We don’t even know if he’s still alive. It’s been several decades. I still think of him, even as I continue my training and have largely moved on to other things. Gruff and abrasive as he was, he still raised me as though I were his own child, and I always knew he wished the best for me, even if he refused to show it.” I looked at Yuyuko-sama. “And, I suppose I’ve come to see Yuyuko-sama as a surrogate mother of sorts, given that I never really knew my own, and my aunt was highly reclusive before being sent away.” I took another sip. “I guess who your genetic family is matters less than the people who are in your life to see you and help you grow.”
Mamiko nodded. “I have no concept of a family, no relatives, no siblings, no elders or parental figures. I am a shadow, born from the cognition of the masses and without stable form or substance, until I was allowed to discover this body which Alice-sama had made.”
“Then perhaps that makes her a mother, of sorts,” Yuyuko-sama commented.
“I…” Mamiko thought for a moment, then sipped some tea. “I prefer to see her as a master to serve. The god whose form I assumed is also a servant. I suppose that influenced my personality, my will to be in one’s service.”
“Perhaps, but she is also the one guiding you as you take your steps through life in the physical world,” Yuyuko-sama explained. “And not just her, but also the wonderful friends you have already made, including Youmu-chan over here.” She put her hand on my shoulder. “You two are very capable fighters. I look forward to watching you train again, and continue to work together to fight for justice.”
I smiled. Seeing Yuyuko-sama emerge from the depths of excess to become a good master and steward of the Netherworld, it gave me a sense of pride knowing that that was all due to me and my determination to protect her from all threats, her own demons included.
I looked at Mamiko again. “If you’re ready to get back to it, we can switch gears and work on getting you ready to do Spell Card duels. We’ll start with just non-spells, if that’s okay.”
“I would love to,” Mamiko nodded.
So we got back up, floated up into the air, and practice-dueled for a while using non-spells. Mamiko at first struggled to come up with the magic-channeling needed to create bullets, but after some coaching, she eventually came up with a pattern involving casting out waves of large donut bullets interspersed with white needles. She also incorporated her physical combat skills into the mix, directing the bullets and flinging them according to the swings of her staff. I appreciated this as a fellow weapons-user in a Spell Card duel, something which many others considered cheating. I decided to let her “win” in order to encourage her to continue practicing, which she said she would do with Alice. Once we were done, I guided her back out of the Netherworld, before she took off for home on her own.
I stood there, in front of the portal, crossing my arms and smiling. I never thought, just two short months ago, that all of this would be happening, going on adventures in a cognitive world with Reimu, Marisa and an Outsider. Just meeting him by chance already allowed me to reform Yuyuko-sama, and others as well. This girl, this child, brought into the world by him as well, and now a sparring partner, my first in a long time.
“What are you thinking about, Youmu-chan?” Yuyuko-sama came up behind me.
I turned around. “Oh? Well, I was just thinking about how much our lives have changed in the short time since Goro came here.”
“Indeed,” she smiled. “He truly is unique. I can’t wait to see what all he is capable of.”
“Me neither,” I said. I shuffled. “Still… he’s also quite mysterious. An Outsider with a strange power to lead others into another world… I feel as though there’s much more to him than he lets on…”
“Hmm…” Yuyuko-sama looked down.
“...is something wrong?” I asked.
“No, no, it’s nothing,” she said, shaking her head. “It’s just, I do truly wish for him to thrive here. I want to make sure he’s treating you alright, but at the same time I insist that you keep close to him as well, to make sure that he stays on the right path and prospers.”
I put my hand on my chest and bowed. “You have my word. I swore to protect you, but also to carry out your orders. I won’t let a friend of ours die on my watch.”
“I’m glad.” She started walking back in. “We should start on dinner. I’m expecting guests tonight.”
“Absolutely,” I said. “I’ll go get the spit going, and take out a side of pork I’ve had curing for months.”
“Splendid. I expect nothing less of you and your supreme cooking skills.”
“Just don’t eat it all before the guests arrive,” I snarked.
Yuyuko-sama thought for a moment. “Hmm, yes, I do get quite hungry thinking about dinner, don’t I? Perhaps I should eat something beforehand?”
I shook my head. “You’ll ruin your appetite, Yuyuko-sa-”
Suddenly she leaned in and kissed my cheek. “Like this manju over here…”
“AWAWAWAWA-” I tried pushing her away, but to no effect: my arms just went through her as she kept kissing me.
“Bad girls who snark at their masters need to be punished~”
“I-ah…”
…Yuyuko-sama never changes.
Chapter 49: The Long-Awaited Oumagatoki
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
2/27
Goro
I spent my time yesterday going around the Village, putting up the posters and passing out the flyers for Mystia and Kyouko’s rock concert tomorrow, as promised. Then I went to Mokou’s place to pick up some phoenix fire ashes, on the condition that I go drinking with her later that week. Finally, I stopped by Eientei to pick up some more meds. After all, we were going into a strange new fortress, and I wanted to be absolutely prepared.
This morning, I sent out a message, asking everyone to meet up later to go infiltrate the fortress. When I arrived near the Geyser Center, unsurprisingly Aya was the first one present, with the others arriving one-by-one. As Reimu arrived, though, I noticed something very different.
“Why are you blue?” I asked her. She was wearing an outfit resembling her normal shrine maiden attire, but which was blue everywhere it was normally red.
Reimu looked down at herself, then looked at me and said, “because I can be.”
“I like that attitude,” Marisa said, smiling.
“I think you look better in blue,” Nitori commented. “Like, Iunno, something about you just makes me think you should be blue, except for those red eyes, which stand out even more, like some kinda demon.”
“Well, I suppose any youkai I go to exterminate would think I’m a demon out to kill them,” Reimu replied.
“Why do you have red eyes, though?” I asked.
“I mean, it’s a Hakurei thing,” Reimu said. “Me and my ancestors have just always had red eyes. She looked at me. “Besides, you’re one to talk. Your eyes are kinda dull-red too.”
I chuckled. “I suppose so.”
“And my eyes are red just because I’m a tengu,” Aya said.
“Sometimes I get red-eye anytime Yuyuko-sama meets with someone and they talk long into the night,” Youmu commented.
“That doesn’t count,” Marisa said. “Also, ‘ya really gotta make her have a designated bedtime. She can be kind of a big child sometimes, but don’t tell her I said that.”
“I know, I know…”
Once everyone had arrived, we made our way to the boiler which served as our entry point. I showed Aya how to use her key, which she used to send us all into the fortress.
Once inside the safe room, we looked around, before our eyes turned to what looked like a spirit writhing in pain in the corner.
“The heck is that???” Marisa exclaimed.
“Is that a shadow?” Byakuren asked. “How did it get in here?”
Nitori scanned it. “No… it’s not a shadow.”
“Wait…” Youmu looked at it. “That’s an evil spirit, like the ones that normally live in Former Hell. I guess it got caught up when we were entering the fortress, and…”
“And now it’s dying because we cut it off from Outside magic,” I remarked.
We watched the spirit convulse in agony for a few moments, before it finally keeled over. Then it shone brightly and shrunk down, before the light died down, revealing a glassy stone with a red hitaikakushi in the center.
I picked up the stone and examined it. “I wonder if this was the spirit Utsuho mentioned that was causing damage to the boilers.”
“It must be,” Reimu said. “She said it was haunting this boiler in particular.”
I decided to pocket the stone. “In any case, I’ll hold onto it and give it to her later.” I looked over to Aya. “Now, before we begin, we’ll need to give you a code name, just like the rest of us. We won’t be able to communicate effectively if you don’t have one.”
“Ah, yes, right,” Aya said. “Well, I mean, how did you all come up with yours? Maybe that’ll help me figure out my own?”
“Our code names reflect either our appearances or some facet of our personality,” Youmu said.
“Plus, they need to be snappy and roll off the tongue,” Marisa added.
“I see…” Aya thought.
“We should start with obvious ideas,” Nitori said. “Obviously, ‘Crow’ is already taken, but… Viking?”
Aya seemed conflicted. “I mean, I look like one, but… I don’t… really feel like one either.”
“And it’s kind of clunky,” Reimu said.
“Agreed,” I said. “Maybe… Well, ‘Valkyrie’ doesn’t have a great rhythm, either. Actually, anything with more than two syllables.”
“Hunter?” Youmu suggested.
“...too literal, I feel,” Mamiko said.
“What should we do, then?” Byakuren asked.
“Now, hold on a minute,” Marisa said. “She’s got a Norse theme goin’ on, but you guys are all just scratchin’ the surface.”
“How do you mean?” I asked.
“I’ve got some knowledge of Norse Mythology, I’ll have ‘ya know,” Marisa boasted. “And crows and ravens are actually pretty significant. It fits her perfectly, if you ask me.”
“How so?” Aya asked.
“Well, Odin is the big dude of the Norse Pantheon. He’s got two messenger ravens at his sides, and two wolves at his feet. The wolves serve as his guard dogs, and the ravens fly around the world, gathering information and tellin’ him what they find. It’s like tengu society, actually: the wolves are the guardians, and the ravens are the messengers, just like how you’re a reporter seekin’ the truth, and Momiji and the others guard the mountain from intruders. So… of course you’d have a Norse theme goin’ on, with an explorer and huntress as your Persona.”
Aya nodded. “I see. You know more than you let on, Starburst.”
“Thanks,” Marisa smiled. “And good on ‘ya for rememberin’ the code name.”
“No problem,” Aya said. “And, well, I can go with that name. Raven, I mean. Of course, technically, crows and ravens are slightly different animals, but I think your analogy is spot-on, and really applies to me.” She looked at me. “Besides, you’re already ‘Crow,’ but even then, Raven is a bit more poetic, more powerful-sounding if I say so myself. Ravens are wilderness birds, not like sociable crows. They haunt the mountains, forests and valleys, bringing portents of doom but also heralding divine beings, like Odin, or Amaterasu. I am their messenger, the hunter of the corrupt and the wicked, those who would let law bow to selfishness and chaos.”
“Couldn’t have said it better myself,” I smiled. “So, ‘Raven’ it is then?”
“If you don’t mind,” Aya said.
“Excellent,” I nodded. “Then, from here on, you’ll be known as Raven in the Metaverse. Do not forget it.”
“I won’t,” Aya said.
“By the way,” Nitori said, “before we head out…” She rummaged inside her back and pulled out a ring with a dark gem on it. “I managed to compress that youma book from the other day into this thing. It’s more compact, and should be a bit more focused.”
I took the ring from her and slipped it on. “Thank you, Doktor. I’m sure this will prove to be useful.”
Marisa looked at the ring. “Daaamn, you’re a pretty good artificer, turnin’ that youma book into that!”
“I mean, I can only do it here, not in the real world,” Nitori shrugged. “Also…” She performed a quick scan of Aya.
“What’s that for?” Aya asked.
“I have to scan all new recruits to see what their strengths and weaknesses are, so nobody gets killed.” She looked at her PDA. “Well, this is no surprise: Wind attacks won’t really phase you, but we need to keep you away from Electricity, which’ll clip your wings just like that.”
“Geh,” Aya grunted. “We have to stop patrols all the time because of lightning, and I need to avoid it here, too. Honestly…”
I turned toward the door. “We should get started. We’ll likely have much ground to cover.”
“Understood,” the group said, before we filed out into the corridor beyond.
We stepped outside, and not a moment after we did, a wisp came out of Reimu’s gohei and formed on the ground into Father Frost.
“Hee-ho!” he greeted us. “Time to take down another fortress, ho!”
“Er,” Aya stepped back. “What is this? ”
“A shadow that took up residence in my gohei after we started exploring fortresses,” Reimu explained. “Don’t ask me why.”
Byakuren knelt down to his level, and I swore I could see him staring at her cleavage for a moment before looking away. “He’s very round,” she commented. “I never could have imagined a snow demon looking like this.”
“I’m not a demon, hee-ho!” he complained, before looking around at the hallway we were in. “This isn’t the place for a priest. Time to adapt, improvise and overcome!” Again, he spun around rapidly in a very cartoonish fashion; when he stopped, he was dressed in a snappy black business suit with shined leather shoes, a red tie and a white undershirt, and his head was topped with a gaudy blonde combover.
“I’m Trump Frost!” he declared. He pointed at us and said, “you’re fired, ho!”
I groaned. “Just when I thought I’d never be reminded of him ever again…” he then disappeared into Reimu’s gohei again, and she held it up.
“I can’t believe he actually changes his appearance and his name with every new fortress we explore,” she said. “Well, whatever. Let's move on.”
“Agreed,” I said.
The first thing we wanted to do was find a way further up into the building, as the core was at or near the top with near certainty. I advised against entering the main atrium, so instead we combed the halls, looking for stairs, an alternate way to the elevators, or possibly access to the elevator shaft so that we could sneak up the building by riding atop the cars. Of course, we did encounter shadow guards, who took the appearance of both security detail as well as office workers and other staff; their shadow forms included the likes of Koppa Tengu, Okuninushi, Oni, Sui-Ki, Fuu-Ki, Nekomata, Othrus and Neko Shogun, all of which I was able to negotiate with to add their masks to my collection. All the while, Aya observed the enemies and how we fought them, then joined the fray once she had an idea of how they behaved. Besides the Wind skills she had previously demonstrated, she also had Sukukaja and single-target healing at her disposal; in addition, she was incredibly agile, dodging enemy strikes before retaliating with shots, strikes and spells which almost always hit their mark.
“Impressive,” I complimented, after she struck down a group of enemies.
“Thanks,” she said. “Of course, I’m the guard captain for a reason: I’ve got lots of training and combat experience under my belt.”
“I can’t say I’ve actually seen you fight before,” Reimu said, “outside of Spell Card duels, I mean. Whenever I see you, you’re always out getting material for your paper.”
“I don’t fight as much as I used to,” Aya replied. “Ever since the Border went up, Youkai Mountain just hasn’t had as many threats for us to defend it against as it used to.”
“There is that,” Marisa said. “And then of course ‘ya got that trigger-happy shrine maiden at the summit who also burns threats for ‘ya.”
Aya chuckled. “Heh, true. She’s a piece of work, isn’t she?”
Byakuren then turned her head, then walked toward a door marked “elevator maintenance.” “Look at this,” she said, waving us over.
“Here we go,” I said. “We might be able to get on top of the elevators and hitch a ride up.”
Mamiko tried the door, but couldn’t open it. “It’s locked.”
Youmu pointed out a black box with a red light on top of it. “What’s this?”
“It must be a card scanner,” I said. “Outside, physical locks on doors are being replaced with devices which will unlock the door if you scan a key card or badge, controlling who can access the area behind the door.” I looked up. “Keeping with the theme of the fortress, and its basis in the Tengu caste system, Megumu must wish to keep anyone she believes to be inferior on the lower floors, and only the privileged few can access the higher floors.”
“Sounds about right,” Aya grumbled. “So, how do we get past?”
“We could just kick down the door,” Marisa suggested, grinning.
I shook my head. “That’s not likely to work. We’re in the cognitive world, so things would not work according to how they would in the physical world, due to being affected solely by Megumu’s cognition. This door could resist any amount of physical force, because as long as Megumu’s cognition is that only those who are allowed to by her can move up in society, there is no way to ‘brute force’ our way up.” I thought for a moment. “That said, two of the locations I visited with the Phantom Thieves had similar blockades as this, and in each case, there were shadows who held keys to get past.”
“So you’re suggesting…” Nitori asked.
“We should steal a key card from a shadow,” I finished. “If we wait near here, a shadow will likely come by to open the door. Then we ambush it, kill it, and take the key card from it.”
“I see,” Marisa said. She looked around, and saw a corner near the door. “Let’s hide there and wait.”
“Got it.” We dashed around the corner, and I peeked around it while the others stood guard to ward off threats. A few minutes later, a shadow came by, presenting its card to open the door. I quickly swooped in, tore off its mask, and we all assaulted the Kurama Tengu that formed from it. It put up quite a fight, but we emerged victorious, collecting both the key card and the loot it left behind at the same time.
“Alright, awesome,” Marisa smiled. “Let’s head in.” We made our way inside. The room was lit by a few dim light bulbs, and a chain-link partition separated us from the elevator cars, which went up and down at a high speed.
“So what’s the plan?” Aya asked.
“We climb up on top of the elevators and ride them all the way to the highest floor,” I said. We climbed atop some crates, waited for all three elevator cars to come down to the ground floor at the same time, then quickly dashed on top of them and let them take us further up. Two of them stopped on lower floors, while the one me, Nitori and Mamiko occupied, reached the highest floor. I saw a catwalk leading to a vent cover, which we were quick to jump up onto. As the other elevator cars arrived, I waved the others onto the catwalk, until eventually all of us were on it. I went over to the vent, checked for shadow guards, then kicked it out and rolled out, with the others following me out one-by-one.
“Alright, we’re up,” I said, looking around to get my bearings. On one side, I could see a crowd of Tengu at a bar drinking coffee.
“Uh, aren’t those-”
I shook my head. “No, Raven, those are cognitions, representations of real people in Megumu’s mind. They’re not shadows, but rather mutable dolls which reflect how she sees each of them.”
Marisa stepped forward. “So, we at the top floor?”
I looked out the window, and could see the rest of the building piercing further up into the sky. “No. We still have much further to go.”
“Huh?” Reimu was confused. “But, those elevators didn’t go any further up! How could we not be at the top?”
“On the Outside, it’s very rare for elevators in skyscrapers to go all the way from the bottom to the top floor, due to technical and physical limitations. Instead, there are many different sets of elevators, with one going to a certain floor, called a ‘sky lobby,’ then another set of elevators on that floor which will take you further up.” I looked around. “There must be another set of elevators near here if that’s the case.”
Nitori then turned her head and pointed, “hey, what’s this over here?”
We went over to where she was pointing, and saw more sets of elevators. We also observed that they had red doors. Approaching one of them, I tried pressing the up button, only to be met with an error message on a screen next to it.
“ERROR: INSUFFICIENT ACCESS PRIVILEGES. VISITORS AND EMPLOYEES MUST HAVE A RED CARD TO ACCESS FLOORS 51-80.”
I stepped back, and thought. “Hmm. Seems another access card is needed to use these elevators.”
“Should we just try and find another shadow who might have one?” Youmu suggested.
I thought some more, then said, “Actually, I think I know what’s going on here.” I turned to Aya. “I’ll need to explain this to Raven so that she understands.”
“Me?” she asked.
“Yes,” I nodded. “In both of the previous fortresses we infiltrated, there were three ‘Will Seeds,’ congealed masses formed from the ruler’s deepest desires. They always consist of one red, one green and one blue one, and are usually found in that order. Taking one of the Will Seeds removes a component of the security; taking all three is necessary to open the path to the Core.” I turned back to the elevators. “The red color on these doors must correspond to the red Will Seeds. If we claim it, the security protocol should become disabled, allowing us access to the upper floors.”
“Yeah, but where are we gonna find it?” Marisa said. She looked at the floor marker plaque. “It says we’re on the 50th floor. That thing could be on any of the floors below, and it’ll take us forever and a half to comb all the-”
Then, Nitori’s scanner reacted to something. “Hold it a moment.” She walked over to a nearby wall, which had a complete floor plan for evacuation purposes. She then scanned it, adding the map to her database, then projected the various floors in front of her.
“Did you get a map?” Youmu asked her.
“Yes,” Nitori said. “A complete floor plan of each of the floors below this one.” She flipped through the maps, then pointed at one. “Bingo. Floor 34. Our Will Seed is there.”
“Great,” Reimu said. “Let’s head down.”
We used the same elevator-sneaking trick to arrive at the 34th floor, to avoid any shadows that might be going up or down. We arrived at a small lobby, with a desk manned by a shadow guard.
“Welcome,” the guard said. “Do you have business here?”
“Why…” I quickly drew my gun and plugged its skull with a bullet. “Yes, we do.” We knocked out the Koppa Tengu shadows that popped out, I pocketed the blank cards they dropped, and we made our way past the door inside.
When we opened the door, we discovered an expansive cubicle farm past it, staffed entirely by diminutive, red humanoids with long noses and long, pointed ears reminiscent of goblins. All were busily clacking away at typewriters, and many showed signs of exhaustion.
“What… are these?” Youmu asked.
“These are long-nosed Tengu,” Aya explained. “They’re the background workers who do all the menial work, away from the rest of Tengu society.”
“So THIS is what they look like,” Reimu mused. “...no offense, but they’re kind of ugly.”
“I know, right? You’re not the only person who thinks that,” Aya replied. “Still, they’re hard workers by nature, and they take pride in what they do, never objecting to instructions given. Of course, that also makes them easy to exploit, especially since they’re the most numerous of any type of Tengu and breed the quickest, too.”
I looked out at the maze of cubicles, and the small army of workers staffing them. “And since they’re also not at all human-like, that makes it easier to treat them as sub-human - or, I suppose, sub-youkai in this case - and more like dispensable livestock.”
Aya sighed. “You hit it right on the head there.”
Byakuren also sighed. “It saddens me whenever one group treats other groups as inferior, due to differing features, and uses that basis to deny them rights and basic decency. That sort of thing was all too common back in my day, well over a millenia ago.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “There have been many cases across the world of one group of humans enslaving others and treating them as less than human. Europeans enslaving Africans, Japanese enslaving Chinese and Koreans, the Mongols enslaving anyone whose domains they conquered… even today, the underlying racist ideologies persist.”
Marisa stepped forward. “Y’know, reflection’ on philosophy’s great and all, but this ain’t the time for that. We got a job to do.”
I followed her. “Right. We should keep going.”
“Should I scout for threats?” Aya asked.
I looked at her rifle, and said, “I have an idea. Since you have that sniper rifle, anytime you’re not in the forward group, you should be hiding in the shadows behind and around us, picking off threats you see and alerting us to traps and ambushes.”
“Understood.” She then dashed away, and we continued forward.
We made our way through the maze of cubicles, catching some of the things the long-nosed Tengu were saying.
“Just gotta get through 500 more pages of paperwork and I’ll get my ten-minute break!”
“What am I gonna get for lunch today? Maybe if I impress ‘em, I’ll get two grains of rice!”
“Geh…” Aya shook her fist. “The way she sees them and treats them…” She shook her head. “We’ll set her straight, just as long as we bring down this place.”
“Exactly,” I affirmed. We continued to navigate the cubicle farm, cracking open treasure chests hidden inside them, taking down shadows patrolling the place, eventually making our way to a vent on the floor and a locked “authorized personnel only” door next to it.
“I’ll bet our Will Seed is in there,” Marisa grinned.
“Indeed,” Nitori said. “It should be somewhere behind this door.”
“But… How do we get inside?” Youmu asked.
I looked at the vent. “We take a shortcut.” I kicked off the vent cover, climbed in, and told everyone, “follow me.” One-by-one, they filed in, and we snaked through the vent, around every turn, through the cramped space.
“...hey, stop breathin’ on my ass.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“Can you hurry up, Priest? You’re blocking the way.”
“Apologies, I’m just having trouble squeezing through.”
“Betcha it’s those funbags on your chest.”
“Funbags?”
“Oh, never mind.”
“Hey, be careful what you’re doing, Fury, you almost poked me with your scabbard!”
“I’m sorry, my bad.”
“I smell piss.”
“It wasn’t me!”
“*cough cough* It’s really dusty here.”
“Wonder if there’s rats.”
“I thought I saw a cockroach.”
“Friggin’ Japanese goblins, don’t know how to clean a vent.”
“What’s that green stuff?”
“I wouldn’t touch it.”
“Am I getting fat?”
“Pretty sure it’s just your butt.”
“When will you shut up about my butt?”
“She also has to get those wings through.”
“Thank you, Doktor.”
“And she has a nice butt.”
“...”
Once we made it through, we found ourselves inside a large, cluttered storage space with catwalks above us, crates stacked up atop each other, dividers everywhere, and, if I listened closely, the telltale whispers of the nearby Will Seed.
“What’s that creepy sound?” Aya asked.
“That is the Will Seed,” I explained. “The sounds you are hearing are Megumu’s innermost thoughts, repressed deep within her psyche, locked away in the depths of her consciousness.” I looked up. “There. I can hear it coming from up there. We can climb up the crates, up to the catwalks, and…”
“Hello again, Day Breakers,” came Megumu’s voice from an intercom.
Instantly, we drew our weapons and formed a circle. “Where are you???”
“I see you’ve found my secret stash, and cut your way through my guards,” she said.
“We know your crimes!” Aya proclaimed. “And we’re coming right for you!”
Megumu clicked. “You’ll never make it up my career ladder with that attitude. Very few make it past my interview process; Tengu society wants only the best, after all.”
“More like YOU only want whoever the hell you want!” Aya shot back.
“Now now, I am an equal opportunity employer. Those who pass my evaluations make it to the final interview.”
“What evaluations?” I asked.
Megumu chuckled. “Well, whether you know it or not, you all just showed up for the first one.” The intercom cut off, and the moment it did, a wall on the other side from us began lifting up, revealing a massive robot on the other side decked out in maple leaf and other Tengu-related decals. It activated, stepped forward, and roared.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.
“Metal Gear???”
“What now?” Marisa asked, before narrowly dodging a tail strike. Somehow, a cognitive version of Metal Gear RAY was present inside the fortress, for… whatever reason. Regardless, we all realized we had a lethal threat on our hands, and instantly split up, each of us dodging its strikes, laser cannons, gunfire, and charges while retaliating. Byakuren managed to rip off the tail and use it as a flail to parry its attacks, me and Marisa used Electric and Nuclear attacks to try and short-circuit it, and Mamiko and Reimu worked to knock off its protective armor. Then Aya jumped up on top and drove her spear through its head, disabling it long enough for Youmu to jump up, summon her Persona, and unleashed a combination sword attack which split the robot clean in half, its halves falling to the floor and exploding on impact.
As Youmu landed back on the ground and sheathed her sword, we all gave her a round of applause. “Well done, Fury,” I said.
Youmu smiled. “It really wasn’t that hard, but I appreciate the praise…”
“‘Not that hard???’ You just fukkin’ sliced a mech in half!!” Marisa exclaimed.
“Come now, it was a team effort,” Byakuren said. “Alone, none of us would have stood a chance, but working together, we were able to make short work of that mechanical beast.”
“Agreed,” I nodded. “...still, that robot was a video game character. How on Earth would Megumu know anything about it?”
Aya thought for a moment, then said, “I think I remember her bragging about something called a ‘Playstation’ that she bought at Kourindou one time, that came with a game she was really into.”
“A video game, huh…” I thought about it, then realized that the game in question had to be Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Looking at the room we were in, and thinking back to the places we had so far seen in the fortress, I realized it might partially be based on the World Marshal headquarters in that game. I knew a person’s cognition was heavily influenced by the sights, sounds and ideas they consumed. Depending on how absorbed she was in the game, that could help me get an idea of what else to expect further up.
Hopefully not someone or something jacked up on nanomachines.
…son.
“Whatcha thinkin’ about?” Marisa asked.
“Oh, nothing,” I said. I found a stack of crates by the wall, jumped over, and motioned everyone else to follow me up. We hopped and skipped across the stacks of crates, up the catwalks, and used our grappling hooks to clear a gap between us and what was clearly the door leading to the room where the Will Seed was kept. Slashing the vines, I thrust the door open, revealing the seed, right there in the center of the room.
“...I alone can lead Tengu society to greatness… I’m the only one who can keep us from tearing each other apart… that smug bitch would never understand… keeping everyone in their designated place is the only way to avoid bloodshed… I will prove to everyone that I am credit to our race, to our people…”
Aya went over to the Will Seed, hesitated for a moment, then picked it up, causing the whispers to stop. “So… this thing represents her desires? Looks like a skull…”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “And those voices…”
Aya sighed. “It’s clear she wants to matter, and is scared of being just another face on the street. I knew she was always a bit troubled, but Jesus…”
“Forcing her will and her vision upon the people, whether they want it or not…” Byakuren shook her head. “Of course, Buddhism expects and instructs that one look to enlighten themselves, and learn to love themselves and their person, as one cannot function if they hate who they are. But one must also consider the needs and wants of others too, and not force their vision upon them, as Megumu is doing here.”
“I just thought that Tengu society was rigid, and run in ways humans could never understand,” Reimu commented. “To think the whole system was the brainchild of one woman and her grief and envy…”
“I’m the oldest person here besides Priest,” Aya explained. “This system has been in place for far longer than the rest of you have been alive. So long, that everyone just kind of accepts that that’s how Tengu are. No human remembers it being any different. No one, except Akyuu. I’ve read through the first few volumes of her Gensokyo Chronicles, they include mentions of how things used to be before Megumu rose in power and started instilling her will and twisted system on everyone else.”
I thought for a moment. “I see. It’s interesting hearing how legends unfolded as they happened, how such things stemmed from relatively ordinary circumstances. A woman, jealous of a more successful peer, seeking revenge by burying her in an unfair system, no matter the cost to anyone else…” I looked up. “Still, it’s not like she’s completely inferior by any means. It’s not easy to climb social or political ladders. She must possess incredible charisma and determination to get to where she is.”
“I mean, she had a goal,” Marisa said, “and she had something motivating her, a will not to be forgotten, and rage against a peer. I know better than anyone that few things motivate someone to better themselves than feeling like they’re inadequate or disadvantaged. After all, the lower you start, the more you can climb.”
“True,” Byakuren said. “...However, she’s become so obsessed with her perceived flaws, that she fails to recognize her strengths and use them for noble purposes.”
“It’s unfortunate how someone can become so self-loathing like that,” Mamiko said. “It’s exactly the sort of curse that the Evil One inflicts upon the unenlightened…”
I gave Marisa the Will Seed, then said, “there is only one way to fix this. We must continue up the building. Let’s return to the 50th floor, and see if we can proceed further up.”
“Of course,” Nitori said. We returned to the elevator, taking out a lone shadow along the way, and made our way back up.
Once we were back on the 50th floor, we returned to the red elevators, only to notice that they had changed.
“The doors aren’t red anymore,” Reimu commented.
Youmu pressed an up button. “And there’s no message saying we can’t go further up.”
A few elevator doors then opened up. “Excellent,” I said. “It seems we can proceed further up into the fortress.” We all got into one of the elevator cars, then proceeded to the highest accessible floor, floor 80.
When we arrived, we found ourselves in another sky lobby. This one had noticeably better decor than the one down below, with polished granite flooring and mahogany tables, with a few cognitive crow tengu sitting at a bar similar to the one on the 50th floor, but with more exotic fare on tap. Being higher up, we also had a better view of the city outside: it was sprawling and dominated by other high-rises with outlandish facades, seemingly set atop a mountain or plateau piercing high into the sky, with clouds obscuring the view down below.
“I wonder how high up we are,” I asked.
“Pretty high, I would imagine,” Aya said. “Youkai Mountain in real life is higher than Mt. Fuji. It’d make sense if Megumu thought it pierced right into the stars or something.”
Marisa wandered off to the side, and found another map. “Hey, guys, I found another map.”
“Let me see,” Nitori said. Like the previous map, she scanned it and uploaded it into her database before studying it. “Hmm… Well, this is troubling. It appears to show the rest of the building, but… it only tells us where the Green one is, not the Blue one. If I had to guess, the blue one is in the hands of a Fiend.”
“A Fiend?” Aya asked.
“In our past two fortresses, the blue ones were both held by skeletal demons,” Reimu explained. “They claimed to serve the ‘Agent of Providence,’ although they wouldn’t explain who or what that was beyond the name. They were pretty powerful, but they both also tested us with things other than combat. We’re starting to think it might be a pattern, that the blue one is always in the hand of a skeletal Fiend who roams the fortress and tests us with riddles.”
“Ah, I see…”
“I can tell us where the green one is, however,” Nitori said. “It’s on…” She sighed. “...floor 69.”
I facepalmed. “...really? Is she a child?” I shook my head. “Anyway, we should make our way down.” I led the others back into the elevators and we made our way down to the 69th floor.
Upon arrival, we found ourselves faced with a metal door labeled “mechanical.” Byakuren was able to bash the door in, allowing us to access a gray, metallic space lit up with fluorescent lights and filled with pipes, grates, boxes, control panels and scattered equipment. Shadows dressed as maintenance staff wandered all over the place, which we of course mugged for cash and items and whose masks I picked up for fusion fodder. We also managed to discover a Safe Room, which we could use to go back down to the first floor quickly and which I could use to fuse more Personas; in particular, I found I could now fuse two particular previous adversaries, Matador and Suzaku. These two were quite powerful, and allowed me to even more easily beat up shadows, take no prisoners, and, of course, gather more loot.
Busting open a treasure chest, Byakuren pulled out a pair of spiked brass knuckles, while Aya reached in and got both a spear of better quality than the one she was using, as well as a more professionally made scoped rifle, which she took a moment to inspect.
“This… this is a nice weapon,” she said.
Youmu pulled out a handle, which she could attach to her sword, causing it to transmute into the HF blade Raiden used from the game. She swung it around with her hand as a test. “What kind of blade is this?”
“Just another sign Megumu is obsessed with that game,” I said.
Reimu inspected her new gun, which was reminiscent of the Pulse Rifles from Half Life. “It seems rather convenient that weapons and gear that we just so happen to all like to use are in the chests.”
“I’ve always wondered that myself,” I said, twirling around a new dagger. “I suspect it also has to do with cognition: we expect these chests to contain valuable items, moreso if they’re shiny and gold, so when we open them they actually do contain valuable items.”
“Oy, and I thought Gensokyo makes no sense sometimes,” Marisa said. She tested her new revolver by shooting a panel on the other side of the room, causing a door to slide open. “C’mon, let’s go.”
We continued picking through the mechanical area, clearing gaps and climbing ledges with our grappling hooks, reaping shadows, and finding the codes to open certain doors so that we could proceed. Eventually, we came to a straight hallway, with the Will Seed door on the other side.
“Alright, finally,” Nitori said. “Thought that maze of metal would never end.”
I looked up. “Let’s keep our wits about us. We don’t want to be ambushed.” We stayed close together, wary of our surroundings. Mamiko, intrepid as ever, walked slightly ahead of us, staff ready and looking for danger.
“Greetings, heroes of justice.”
We stopped and drew our guns. “Who goes there??” I said. I looked around for any sign of movement, listened for any sounds, any footsteps, any breathing. Nitori looked at her PDA, and said:
“Watch out! Bogey at 3 o’clock!”
We faced left and immediately parried the white blur that came out of the pipe work. Then it jumped up and shot lightning bolts down which we hurriedly sidestepped, followed by another lunge down to our position which Aya repelled with a swift, upward kick.
Silence, for a moment, before the figure landed in front of us on all fours: a large, fearsome white tiger with black stripes, yellow eyes and large, sharp claws and fangs.
“...and you are?” I asked.
“I am the one assigned to protect this vault,” the beast proclaimed. “And you are all thieves, intruders into this building. My orders come from Iizunamaru-dono herself.”
“And your orders are to kill us?” Aya asked, deadpan.
“Yes,” it replied, with blue sparks and arcs of electricity crackling in the air around it.
“Well, then, let’s get it over with,” Marisa said. “This place ain’t big enough for the both of us.” She began to walk forward, claws bared, before Reimu stopped her.
“Careful, Starburst,” she cautioned. “This is another one of the Four Gods, the White Tiger. We’ll be in for a rough fight, for sure.”
“The White Tiger…” Aya held out her spear. “In other words, the spirit of Autumn, the season of Tengu and falling leaves. In that case… I’ll have to show you what the true power of Autumn is.”
“Your arrogance is as severe as your recklessness. EXTERMINATE!” Byakko suddenly pounced toward Aya, but she quickly reacted by using Garula to push it back, then rushing in to jab it with her spear. In the process, the beast let out a whelp, which Nitori soon confirmed to mean a Wind weakness, in exchange for Electric (obviously) and Bless being ineffective.
“It doesn’t seem like Priest will be able to do too much,” Nitori commented. “You should hang back and provide support.”
“Understood,” Byakuren said. The rest of us all jumped into the fray, myself utilizing Matador to strike at its weakness too. Besides electricity, Byakko also attacked with fierce lunges, claw strikes, bites, and tackles, but our numbers were able to overwhelm the beast. After rebounding from our assault, it declared, “continuing alone would be foolish. Backup required!” It roared, prompting two Othrus shadows to spawn in and join the fight.
“Be careful, everyone!” I cautioned. “They can close in on us easily!”
“Looks bad! But Trump Frost is here to help!” Trump Frost popped out of Reimu’s gohei, prompting a small groan from her, but she shrugged, realizing that she needed his help. The two of them charged the attack dogs, with Trump Frost casting Bufula on one of them, freezing it solid.
“You’re fired! Or maybe, iced, ho!” Youmu jumped in and froze the other one, before Reimu shot them both with Double Shot, killing them instantly. Byakko tried to attack from behind, but Youmu spun around quickly and slashed it in the face with her blade, then went full-on Blade Mode on it while it struggled to get up. Aya capitalized on its staggered state by throwing another Garula at it, then striking it with her spear. Once we were certain it was sufficiently weakened, we surrounded it and drew our guns.
“Ngh,” it grunted. “How did you…”
“You fight because Megumu’s twisted distortion forces you to,” I said. “We fight because we choose to. We choose to eliminate distortion and darkness wherever it lurks. And now, that includes cutting the fog of distortion which shackles you, one of the Four Gods, Byakko.”
“Byakko… I…” It struggled up onto its feet, then looked at me. “...I remember that name. I remember now… I was taken by a malevolent force, and made to guard this vault. You… you all have dispelled that curse put upon me.” It bowed, then jumped up into the air and disappeared into light, leaving behind a pearly white fang.
I picked it up and examined it before putting it in my pocket. “Another distortion cleared, and another God freed. I’d say we’re coming along quite well as Day Breakers.”
“If you told me two months ago I’d be doin’ somethin’ like this, I’d think you were nuts,” Marisa said.
“I’d say you’re proving your worth as an incident resolver,” Reimu added.
“I appreciate the compliment,” I replied.
With the Green Will Seed in hand, we made our way back up, accessed the elevator that had previously been restricted by it, and made our way up to floor 100. Upon arrival, we assumed we had reached the top floor, seeing as there were no more elevators leading further up. The floor was different from the others, with a dark blue slate floor with dots denoting constellations in the starry sky, a grand chandelier dangling from the ceiling plated in gold, walls adorned with Megumu’s personal insignia and more maple leaves, and in front of us, a grandiose oak desk with a Big Dipper emblazoned on the front and a luxurious leather chair behind it. This was, no doubt, Megumu’s personal office.
“Seems we’ve entered the fuhrerbunker,” Marisa commented.
“But Megumu isn’t here,” Aya said.
“Indeed,” I noted, observing our surroundings. “This looks like it could be the core room, but then, we haven’t found the blue Will Seed…”
Mamiko then noticed something and walked over behind the desk. “Look.” She pointed at it with her staff: a blue door trimmed with gold which was, seemingly, yet another elevator door.
“Well, that answers that question,” Reimu said.
“But, why would it be behind her desk?” Youmu asked.
“It must be a personal elevator,” I said. “Another common feature of skyscrapers in real life is what is known as a ‘penthouse,’ a luxurious, multi-floor apartment, usually at the top of the building, in which the building’s owner resides. They usually have an elevator which takes them straight down to their office, so that instead of fighting rush hour traffic or haggling with train or bus schedules, their ‘commute’ merely consists of a short elevator ride. Another possibility is that it leads to a private club house or lounge; often, the top floors of skyscrapers will be locked away from public access, and only select members of a group can gather in them, and partake in activities away from the masses. Sometimes, they might be one and the same, a penthouse with a luxurious guest room or floor that serves a similar purpose.”
Reimu whistled. “It must really be something to be rich and famous on the Outside. My shrine barely gets enough donations to keep me fed and the place maintained as it is…”
“But I can only imagine that that fame and fortune comes at the expense of the hard-working citizens which they view as mere proles,” Byakuren lamented. “Talents should be rewarded, but the rich have a duty to assist the poor, too.”
The intercom came on again, and we looked up. “Well, well, well,” said Megumu. “It would seem you have reached my office. You really are annoying, getting past my security like taking a can of Raid to a room full of mosquitoes.”
“We’re edging closer to you,” Aya proclaimed. “Are you scared yet?”
“Scared? Oh, sweet, sweet Aya, there is nothing that scares me anymore. But there is quite a lot which annoys me to no end. And as long as you’re here, I might as well have all of you take care of one such annoyance.”
“Oh?” I asked, suspicious.
“Yes. Some prick with a skull face stole the key to my penthouse and ran off into the streets. If you really want to, you could go pursue him, but he’s pretty tough; what are the chances that you’ll survive, much less reclaim the key? Nonetheless, you are free to try. I wish you the best of luck, Day Breakers.” This was followed by the intercom shutting off.
We walked over to the window, and looked down at the city below. “So… our last challenge is outside of this building,” I said.
“This city’s pretty big,” Marisa said. “That dude could be anywhere.”
“Then I’ll just have to sniff him out,” Nitori said.
“But why would Megumu herself tell us where the last Will Seed is?” Reimu asked.
“Probably because we’ve earned at least a little respect from her,” Aya said. “We have gotten past all of her security and her guards up to this point, and made it to her office. In real life, the caste system limits upward movement, but exceptionally talented and charismatic individuals never escape the notice of the Daitengu.”
“I see,” I noted. “So even though this fortress represents her distortion, she is still able to recognize and reward talent, however little she may view it.” I looked over at Marisa. “It’s also possible that, as we already have two Will Seeds, we have eliminated enough of the distortion to start revealing what her personality and motivations are like in its absence.” I looked back at the elevators. “And we can reveal even more if we go claim the final Will Seed.”
So I led the others back down to the ground floor, and navigated the halls until we found a window to the outside which we could sneak out of, avoiding the front door. Once on the streets, we found a Safe Room resembling a police call box and took a moment to rest, while I took a moment to retreat to the Velvet Room and fuse some more Personas.
“I’m Moh Shuvuu. I’ll be your mask and show you true love… hehe…”
Rika smirked. “Comin’ along, Goro. Comin’ along. Keep those fusions going!”
I looked at the card depicting the Persona I had just fused, and realized it had come into being with Magarula. “This Persona has Magarula,” I noted.
“Oh, really?” Rika looked at her PDA. “Well then, if you got any Chariot or Moon Personas on you, we can go ahead and make that Barbatos I want!”
“Sounds like a plan.” I put a Moh Shuvuu and Kin-Ki card into each of the fusion tanks, then Rika flipped the switch and let the fusion happen… or at least it would have, but the machines seemed to short out.
“...err…”
“Dammit!” Rika walked over and angrily punted one of the tanks with her boot, causing them to spit out the cards, which combined with an unusual red and white flash. And rather than the intended result, a small, white bunny came out.
“I am the Hare of Inaba. How lucky! With my mask, you’ll never encounter misfortune ever again!” It turned into a mask, which I took, and looked at its card.
Rika slung her wrench over her shoulder. “Well, that was… unexpected. My first fusion accident. As in, the sorta thing I’m tryin’ to make not happen.”
“Indeed,” I said. Obviously, the Hare of Inaba was not what I wanted. It did come with some useful skills, though, notably having Diarahan and Megido on it, so I simply accepted it as it was. Still, I did want to see my deal through, so I had no choice but to ask Lavenza to resummon them so we could do the fusion properly.
“Where is she?” I asked.
“Lemme check.” Rika walked over to the side to one of the curtains, unfurled it to reveal a door, and opened it to reveal Lavenza sitting on the floor, in front of a TV playing Super Smash Bros. Colosseum as the Heavy with a crumpled can of Red Bull to her side.
“Slackin’ off at work again?” Rika asked.
Lavenza spun around and squeaked. “Don’t scare me like that!” She paused the game, fetched the Compendium and came out to greet me. “Um, I apologize, Trickster. If you require me to summon a Persona, I can do so for a fee.”
“Do you take Mastercard?” I asked.
“Er…”
“Oh, don’t tease ‘er,” Rika grinned, lightly tapping me with her wrench.
…
“I’m Barbatos. If it’s treasure, adventure, or a jolly good time you seek, then I will be your mask.”
I took in the mask, and Rika grinned. “Good, good. You’ve got some real experience fusing Personas now.”
“Thank you,” I said. “And my reward?”
“Oh no,” Rika said. “This one has an extra cost. Simply fusing the Persona I want isn’t enough.”
“Oh? What other cost is there?”
“If you’re up to it, you’ll accompany me on a visit to Makai,” she said. “I got shit to take care of later this week, and I kinda wanna show you around.”
I smiled. “Is this a date?”
Rika froze up and blushed, while Lavenza giggled.
“It would appear you have failed to consider what others would think if they were to see you taking a man around to see your home.”
“S-SHUT UP!” Rika shouted, whacking her with her wrench to no discernible effect. I used the opportunity to slip out and get back to the mission.
Back on the streets, we looked around. We could see the front facade of the fortress - which looked similar enough to World Marshal’s headquarters that I almost expected Monsoon to appear out of nowhere and start talking about memes. Cognitions of common Tengu criss-crossed the streets, going in and out of buildings, although we ourselves could not access them.
Mamiko looked up, taking in the shining, glass facades of all the buildings around us. “So this is an Outside city.”
“Rather glorified, but yes,” I nodded.
“This place is huge,” Aya said. “And we could see from up there that it stretched out quite a bit.”
“We should start moving, so that I can sniff out the Will Seed,” Nitori said.
“Where could it be, though?” Marisa said. “This place is frickin’ huge, and that tiny-ass Will Seed could be anywhere. I hope we don’t hafta comb every street, alley and trash can, ‘cause otherwise finding that thing is gonna take-”
Suddenly, a loud motorcycle whizzed right past us, leaving a trail of flames in its wake.
“What was that???” Youmu said.
We got our answer a few seconds later, when the same motorcycle came back toward us, spun donuts and spewed smoke, causing us to cover our mouths and cough. Once it finally stopped and the smoke cleared, it revealed a man with a skull for a head, decked out in full leather biker gear and jeans, riding a Harley-type bike with a blazing heart decal on the front and skull designs all over.
“‘Sup.” He stopped the bike and kicked the stand. “You must be the famous ‘Day Breakers’ I keep hearin’ ‘bout.”
“And I take it you’re a Fiend,” I said back.
“The name’s Hell Biker, and I’m one of the Big Guy’s goons.” He popped open the back compartment of his bike, and pulled out the Blue Will Seed. “I take it you’re lookin’ for this? Snagged it right outta that bird bitch’s vault.”
I adjusted my mask. “You always steal the blue ones. Why is that?”
“That’s just what the Big Guy wants,” he said. “And I ain’t gonna question ‘im. Said somethin’ ‘bout wantin’ to test ‘ya or somethin’.” He put the Will Seed away. “‘Course, I ain’t gonna give this up to blokes like you like it’s a charity. ‘Ya want this Will Seed, ‘ya gotta beat me in a good, honest race around the city.”
“A race?” Aya asked.
“Ain’t nobody got a ride that can outspeed mine,” he boasted. “‘Course, there’s always the physical option, but I beat punks up in bars with my fists all the time. What chance you all got?”
“He’s not bluffing,” Nitori said, with her PDA out. “Even with our combined strength, it’d be a hell of a fight. We should take him up on his race offer, then try to win.”
“But how are we going to race him?” Aya asked. “I don’t have my normal speed in here.
“Hmm…” All of us thought, then our eyes gradually turned to Byakuren.
“Err…”
“I mean, you already have a bike,” Reimu said. “Who else could race him but you?”
“Indeed,” I said. “You are the best possible opponent for him.”
Byakuren hesitated, before gathering her resolve and stepping forward. “Very well. I accept your challenge.”
Hell Biker chuckled. “Heh. A biker chick, huh? Well, I’m not gonna lose to the likes of you!”
“Are you scared to lose to a lady?” Aya teased.
“‘Course not!”
Hell Biker summoned some assistants to set up the race course. Daemons appeared to paint arrows on the ground and buildings with spray cans, dropped road barriers into place, and marked the starting line. Both Byakuren and Hell Biker lined up, the front tires on their rides stopping just short of the starting line and their engines rumbling in anticipation. Nitori hovered above them; she would be keeping up with the racers and providing live footage so that we could watch the race from where we stood.
“Please don’t lose,” I said to Byakuren before stepping back.
“I won’t,” she nodded confidently, revving the engine and focusing straight forward.
Nitori turned to face the two, and started the countdown. “We ready? Three… two… five… twenty…”
“Wait, what??” Hell Biker said in confusion.
“What’s she doing?” Marisa asked.
“Six… pizza… french fry… alligator… a thousand…”
We watched as Nitori continued her unusual countdown. Byakuren was still focus, while Hell Biker was trailing off in annoyance.
“Four… eleven… cucumber, lamb sau-... ah, just go already.”
Byakuren zoomed off, while Hell Biker looked up, exclaiming “wha- get back here!” He blazed off, leaving a trail of fire in his wake.
As they took off, we looked at the screen Nitori had left behind, providing a bird’s eye view of the race. We watched the two as they sped around corners, jumping off ramps and over spike strips, and dodging shadows who would try to interfere with the race. Cognitive Tengu citizens jumped to safety as they blazed down the city streets.
The two managed to stay close, and neither was ever far ahead or behind the other. They were close enough that they would actively try to interfere with each other’s progress by tossing spells. Hell Biker had a preference for Fire and Curse spells, while Byakuren would retaliate with her Bless attacks. At one point, she tossed a Hama card behind her to try and trip him up in a way reminiscent of Mario Kart characters dropping banana peels behind them, only in this case it was a lethal attack instead of a minor nuisance. Whenever Hell Biker got ahead, he would have his bike spew thick, black smoke, obscuring Byakuren’s vision and causing her to cough.
The race was a nail-biter all throughout, and it was never clear who would win. Eventually, the two came back into our vision, speeding down the long, straight stretch toward the finish line. As they came closer, all of us started cheering Byakuren on.
“Gogogo!”
“You can do it, Priest!”
“WOOOOO!”
We jumped up and down and shouted, as the two came barreling down. They were neck-and-neck, practically breathing on each other and glaring at one another as they gunned to cross the finish line first.
“Who’s gonna win???” Reimu asked.
“No way to tell!” Aya exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Marisa had taken out a banana and started munching on it.
I looked over to her. “Hey, Starburst, can I borrow that?”
She looked at me. “What, my snack?”
“Only the peel,” I said. Marisa shrugged, squeezed the banana out of the peel, then handed it to me. I then hurled the peel out onto the street where I thought Hell Biker would pass through.
The two racers came speeding by, and, like clockwork, Hell Biker passed over the peel, flipped up into the air, and landed upside down while Byakuren passed by, crossing the finish line.
“HELL YEAH!” We all shouted in unison, rushing over to congratulate her on her victory. As we did, Hell Biker got back up and confronted us.
“The hell was that about?!?” he complained. “Y’all can’t do that! I want a do-over!”
“Oh?” I asked him. “But at no point did you say we couldn’t interfere. We just played along until the last moment.”
“That’s…” He stopped, then sighed. “Well, I mean, Matador and Daisoujou told me y’all were a buncha tricky little weasels.” He looked over at Byakuren. “‘Sides, you’re the real deal. If I could have you in my gang, I would.”
“So you are conceding defeat?” Byakuren smiled.
“I mean, good biker chicks are few and far between,” Hell Biker shrugged. “Honestly, those donuts, turns, tricks… all that reminds me of my heyday.”
He produced the blue Will Seed again, and presented it to her. “Here. You deserve it, one biker to ‘nother.”
Byakuren took it. “I appreciate it.”
“Good.” He got back onto his bike and revved it up. Just before taking off, he addressed me once more. “You got a pretty tight crew here, boss. Once you get strong enough, I’ll come back and fight at your side. But I gotta tell ‘ya: the rest of the gang is a lot tougher than me and the guys y’all have fought before me. And the Big Guy will rip ‘ya up into tiny little shreds if you let ‘im. So keep on beatin’ up shadows and sharpening your skills. Until then, see ‘ya later!” He then took off into the streets, rounded a corner, and disappeared from sight.
“Who’s the ‘big guy?’” Aya asked.
“Probably the ‘Agent of Providence,’” I said. “It seems I was right: they’re directing these Fiends to test us for unknown reasons.”
“And that Hell Biker said he stole the seed from Megumu,” Mamiko commented. “Might they also be working against the fortresses?”
“Perhaps,” I said. I looked back at the skyscraper. “Regardless, we have our last seed.” Byakuren held out the blue Seed, Marisa shot out the other two, and together they combined into the Crystal of Envy. “Let’s head back up.”
“Affirmative,” Nitori said.
We arrived back at the 100th floor, and went straight for the elevators behind Megumu’s desk. As expected, they worked, opening up and letting us in.
There was only one button inside the elevator, taking us up into Shadow Megumu’s luxurious penthouse apartment. We looted some chests and containers, waylaid the shadow guard that was present, then made our way up the stairs until we arrived on top of the tower’s helicopter landing pad. There, floating in the air above us, was the white, wispy cloud, Megumu’s core.
Aya slowly walked up underneath it. “That’s…”
“That’s our target,” I explained. “That’s the core. It’s intangible right now, because Megumu believes her distorted desires to be in no danger of being taken. Once we send her the calling card, however, it will materialize, allowing us to return here and take it.”
“And Megumu will try to stop us?” Aya asked.
“Yes. Her shadow will be waiting for us, and make a last stand to defend it. We’ll need to best her, then, once she’s vulnerable, we persuade her to abandon her distorted ways and return to her real self. Only the fortress’s owner can break the chains holding their desires in, we have discovered.”
“I see,” Aya nodded. “And to send her the calling card?”
“We’ll discuss that after we leave here,” Nitori explained.
I looked up at the core again. “We’ve secured our route. Shall we return to the real world?”
Marisa walked over to the edge and looked down. “I mean… we skipped most of the floors. I’ll betcha that there’s loads of treasure we could loot on our way out.”
“I still have some energy left in me,” Youmu said. “I wouldn’t mind collecting some more treasure and training against more shadows before we leave.”
I nodded. “Fair enough.” I turned to Nitori. “Doktor, guide the way.”
“Will do.” We descended down to the lower floors. Nitori sniffed out and pointed us to the locations of the most valuable treasure on the floors we had not visited, practiced our fighting skills against more shadows, then, once we were satisfied with the loot we had gathered, returned to the real world to discuss our next steps.
We decided to gather at Marisa’s house. Youmu cooked dinner for the rest of us, with me assisting her, and we sat down to eat.
“Your cooking is superb as always,” Byakuren complimented.
“I’ve been preparing meals for Yuyuko-sama for decades,” Youmu replied. “She demands only the best.”
“This one makes killer Indian food,” Marisa said, pointing at Mamiko.
“That is what I’m familiar with,” she commented. “I was a shadow of a Buddhist figure. I suppose the skill was just born into me.”
“So let me get this straight,” Aya said. “You used to be one of those ‘shadows,’ before these guys came and freed you, then you somehow wandered to Alice’s house and possessed a doll she had been working on.”
“Yes,” Mamiko nodded.
Aya slumped on the table. “Geez, this whole ‘Metaverse’ business is really complex.”
“You’ll get used to it the more you do it,” I said. I sipped my tea. “Now then, the calling card. How should we send it?”
“I feel like what I did last time wouldn't work here,” Marisa said. “The Tengu guard the mountain, and even if we had Aya do it I think it’d be easy for them to figure out who was dropping the cards.”
“Then we’ll need to figure out some other method,” I said. I turned to Aya. “Do you happen to know what Megumu’s daily schedule is like?”
Aya looked up. “You know, she did mention wanting to go to the concert down by the lake tomorrow night a couple days back. Maybe we could scatter them there?”
…
“I have a great idea,” I said.
Notes:
Small alternate history note: that game Lavenza is playing replaces Super Smash Bros. 4 in our world, and has a different cast. Also, the series will never feature Joker since, well, this is Joker's universe.
Chapter 50: Starry Mountain of Tenma
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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Lights shone from the stage, reflecting off of the clouds like a beacon, inviting all in Gensokyo to come and partake in the concert which they advertised. Hundreds, maybe a thousand, individuals gathered in one place, for what was surely the biggest event I had witnessed since coming here.
As I made my way to the front of the queue, I ran across Kana, who was with an older woman who, presumably, was her mother. After I paid for entry, I made sure to closely follow them and grab a seat near them.
“Hello,” I said, smiling.
“Oh, hi!” Kana said back. “I wasn’t expecting to see you here!”
Kana’s mother peaked around. “Oh, this must be the gentleman you’ve been telling us about?”
“Indeed,” she said. “This is Akechi-san.”
“Hello there,” I said. “My name is Goro Akechi.”
“Ohoho, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Akechi-san. I am Shinon Samaon. I am Kana’s mother. She tells me that you two have become friends recently.”
“Indeed we have,” I said. “I of course came from Outside recently.”
“I trust you’re adapting quite well to life here,” Shinon said. “Kana even tells me you’ve already made friends with Hakurei and Kirisame.”
“And trying to keep both of them in line,” I joked. “They’re quite the characters.”
Shinon chuckled. “Well, I suppose if anyone is up to the challenge, it would have to be you. A charming young gentleman such as yourself, that’s a rare breed here in Gensokyo.”
“Well, Outside I was a rather popular celebrity detective,” I said. “I suppose it’s only natural that I’d carry some of that here too.”
“Outside girls seem really shallow,” Kana said. “That Sumireko girl, for instance. Always taking pictures with that small device of hers… a ‘phone’ she called it? And even then, the way she talks about some of the other girls at her school, it sounds like even she kind of thinks the same way. It makes me actually feel sort of proud to be a farmer girl who still goes out there in the blistering sun and works the muddy rice paddies, tends to the stock, loads everything up and hauls it back to town.” She looked toward the mountains. “I’ve always wanted to go out on all sorts of adventures, and see all kinds of different things, but I know it’d be dangerous too, and everyone in the Village says not to venture out into the wilderness, so I just stay at home with my parents and do my part to keep everyone happy.”
“Do you have any siblings?” I asked.
Kana shook her head. “No. It’s only me, mother and father at home. That and our cows, chickens, ducks, and our dog.”
“It still sounds like you have quite the ‘family,’” I smiled. “Perhaps I could come over to visit sometime?”
“That would be wonderful,” Shinon said.
Kana pouted. “Mom, don’t give the wrong idea…”
People kept arriving at the venue as the concert’s start time approached. I kept a lookout for our mark, while also trying to avoid looking suspicious in front of Kana and her mother. Everyone else was back at the hideout, waiting for me to give the signal. The operation was hinging on things going just right.
At last, Megumu flew in alongside Hanae, among the last people to arrive before the concert started. Unsurprisingly, she took one of the “V.I.P.” seats which were elevated above the others. Satisfied that she was now here, all I had to do was sit back, relax, and partake in the concert, knowing that the operation would automatically unfold from here. The lights dimmed, everyone settled into their seats, before the spotlights lights began blasting the stage, heavy metal started playing, and two silhouettes, Kyouko and Mystia in punk-rock outfits, materialized onstage, their forms revealed by the lights, and they began “shouting it out loud.”
I have to admit, their vocal range was quite impressive. Kyouko’s in particular. I never would have imagined that someone who looked like a young girl and had a speaking voice to match was capable of rowdy, tomboyish and mature singing, while Mystia’s singing voice was refined, elegant and could be molded to fit the mood of the song, in contrast to her somewhat rough manner of speaking when she was running the eel cart. Behind them, an ensemble of backup musicians provided the ground-tremoring instrumentals: a blonde girl with an electric guitar, a brown-haired one working a synthesizer keyboard, a lilac-haired one seamlessly switching between electric wind clarinets and other wind instruments as needed, and a red-haired one on the drums. Clearly, this band was highly experienced, and the crowd was absolutely eating it up.
The concert lasted two hours, with a short break in between. When the break came, one of the musicians came up to the front of the stage to give an announcement.
“Thanks for coming out tonight!” she said. “We’ll be taking a short break, then we’ll be back to bring you even more! And don’t forget to look under your seats; we’ve hidden free tickets to our next concert under one of them!”
At that moment, all of us reached under our chairs, hoping to claim those free tickets she had mentioned. When Kana sat back up, she beamed.
“Look!” She waved two tickets in the air. “I got the tickets!”
“Impressive,” I smiled. “I’m almost jealous, and I’m sure everyone else here is jealous as well.”
Kana still waved the tickets in the air, when murmurs began echoing through the crowd. Kana wondered what the cause was, before realizing she had a third object in her hand.
“Hm?” She put the tickets away and looked at the mystery card. She saw that others around her were looking at identical cards, looking at each other and wondering what these were. She decided to turn the card over and read it aloud.
“To Megumu Iizunamaru, a great, repulsive sinner of Envy. Your fascist grip and suppression of Tengu society, crushing the hopes and aspirations of countless many, has been allowed to persist for far too long. We have deemed your crimes selfish and unacceptable. Thus, tonight we will take your distorted desires. Signed, the Day Breakers.”
She looked over at me. “It’s the Day Breakers, Goro. The people everyone’s been talking about recently…”
Then, as if on cue, a crumpled piece of paper was angrily flung from the V.I.P. seats. “What’s the meaning of this?!?” Megumu shouted. “What a joke! Me? A Fascist?? Like Hell I am! I’m the praetor of the Tengu, dammit! I work to keep us bound together!” She got up, donned her cape and spread her wings. “This concert is bullshit! I’m never coming back!” She then angrily zoomed off, but just before she did so, reality flickered and distorted from my perspective, and I could see her shadow.
“That feathered, trashy whore… this is her doing, isn’t it? Well then, if she wants to usurp me while hiding behind her feeble friends, she sure as shit can try!”
I smirked. Things were going exactly as I wanted them to.
“Is something the matter?” Kana asked.
I shook my head. “Oh, no, it’s nothing. She was just being a diva, was all.”
Kana chuckled. “I mean, Tengu, really. You ruffle their feathers, and they create a big show.”
“Indeed.”
After some debating among themselves, the band decided to continue the concert, despite the incident with the calling cards, and were able to wrap up without incident. Once the concert was over, I politely saw Kana and her mother off, before messaging the others with the go signal. I rushed to the Geyser Center, where all of them were already there. We wasted no time entering the fortress from there, ascending the elevators, and arriving in Megumu’s office.
“Hell yeah!” Marisa said. “Time to fire up some fried chicken!”
“Another fortress shall fall before my might!” Mamiko declared.
“Just another incident to record in the history of the Hakureis,” Reimu said.
Byakuren pounded her fists together. “Another’s sin shall be broken, just as you all did to my own!”
I turned toward the elevators, then back at the group. “Once we get to the top, Megumu’s shadow will surely be ready to confront us. Are you all ready?”
Aya nodded. “Yes. This will be a day long remembered. The day when the tyranny and miasma shrouding Tengu society will finally be shattered. And I, Aya Shameimaru, ‘Raven,’ shall be the one which strikes it down!”
“That’s the spirit,” I said. “Now, let’s finish this!” We took the elevators up, made our way through the penthouse, beat through the shadow guards posted there to slow us down, then climbed up to the helicopter landing pad, where Shadow Megumu stood, alone on the far edge.
We stopped in the center of the pad, with Aya slowly walking toward Shadow Megumu with her spear drawn.
Shadow Megumu chuckled. “Welcome, Day Breakers. Thanks for coming in.”
“Megumu!” Aya shouted. “So, we meet here at last. I’m here to strike down your corruption once and for all!”
Shadow Megumu shook her head. “Tsk tsk. Always so cavalier and high on your justice kick. Tell me, where was that attitude back in the day, when you saw me getting bullied and forlorn?”
Aya shook her head. “That was then. And I do admit I was too weak and spineless for the longest time to admit the truth. That your past mistreatment led to your present state of mind, how envious you were of me, and how I did nothing to help. But I’ve overcome that! I’m here to settle matters right here and now!”
“Too little, too late, I’m afraid,” Shadow Megumu said simply. “Besides, no one objects to the caste system. It is for the best interests of Tengu society that everyone have a place, that there be structure, so that we don’t devolve into the infighting barbarians we were in the past.”
“So you’re saying…” Reimu said.
“Indeed. The caste system was completely my idea. Not only that, absolutely everything that happens on Youkai Mountain occurs according to my design alone. Lord Tenma? Psh, nothing more than my puppet. A convenient face and shroud to my plans. Never has he objected to any of my suggestions… nay, orders. I can have him take the heat, all the while my vision continues to develop uninterrupted.”
We gasped.
“Unbelievable… this crazy bitch’s pride and arrogance runs deep,” Nitori commented.
Aya gritted her teeth. “So… this is the real Megumu Iizunamaru.” She swept her arm. “Us Tengu are proud beings! You can’t just play with us and pigeonhole us into an artificial hierarchy, all the while promoting whoever the hell you want, just to pay back some petty grudge against me from centuries ago! When are you going to move on???”
“You’ve always been a thorn in my side, Aya,” Shadow Megumu said. “Taller, more beautiful, faster, always going ‘Ayayaya’ wherever you go…” She looked down, arms crossed, then looked back up with a glare and a smirk. “Still, it’d be a waste to see talent such as your group’s go to waste.”
At that moment, two attack helicopters rose up from below and shined their lights at us.
“This looks bad,” I said. “Everyone, be on alert!”
Slowly, Shadow Megumu stepped back, arms spread, and the night sky lit up with stars and constellations.
“Now then, the time has come, for your final interview!” She stopped at the ledge, then fell back over it.
We rushed over to see where she had gone. We saw no trace of her. We looked around, trying to see where she could have gone, before a ghastly, metallic-sounding bird’s screech echoed all around us. A fast-moving, silver object rose up, and flew fast, tight circles around the landing pad, kicking up a fierce hurricane which surrounded the arena.
“The Hell?!?” Nitori exclaimed.
Once the hurricane reached full intensity, the object emerged from it, spreading its broad, metallic wings and letting out a distorted eagle’s cry. This figure, a cyborg bird with Megumu’s Cape, hair and tokin hat, was no doubt her distorted form, the evil bird from Buddhism, the vile Gurr.
“Geh!” Youmu grunted.
“I’ll tell ‘ya what, she knows how to make an entrance!” Marisa said.
The hurricane died down, and Shadow Megumu screeched one more. “I’m the great praetor of the Tengu! Make no mistake, imma tear y’all ‘ta shreds!!!”
Mamiko swept her staff in defiance. “We won’t allow a wicked figure such as yourself to corrupt a whole society any longer! An agent of Mara like you has no right to exist!”
“Izzat so?” Shadow Megumu taunted. “Well then, let’s see how you handle this!” Six mechanical arms emerged from her back and combined into a glowing red shield. “C’mon, go ahead! Just try and hit me!”
Oh geez, this really was Metal Gear now. I could hear Red Sun starting to play in my head.
The two choppers opened up with machine gun fire, forcing us into acrobatic dodges to avoid getting it, while Shadow Megumu touched down onto the ground and inched toward us, daring us to try and hit her.
“I’m fuckin’ invincible!” she bellowed.
“Is she?” Byakuren asked.
“I’m still working on the analysis,” Nitori said, “but it looks like if we hit that shield with anything, it’ll counter with an explosive blast. She’s unprotected from behind, though, so maybe try and hit her that way.” She turned toward the choppers. “And those things will mess us up if we don’t deal with them, but she can summon more. We’ll have to split up into two teams: one focusing on the choppers, and the other on Megumu herself.”
Aya dodged another volley of bullets, and retaliated with a Garula attack. The wind blast, which hit the chopper’s rotors, caused it to stagger in midair. She then took aim with her rifle, shooting the cognitive pilot in the head and causing the chopper to plummet down below.
“Bullseye!” she grinned. “Nobody can beat the mountain’s guard captain!”
“Nice shooting, Raven!” I said.
A few moments later, another chopper came by to take its place. By then, Nitori finished the scan. “Looks like the choppers are weak to Wind and Gun attacks, as Raven demonstrated. Let’s have her and Seraph go deal with them. Priest, you back them up. Fury and Bull should go after Megumu, with Starburst backing them up. Crow, you should be jumping to help both sides as needed.”
“Affirmative,” I nodded. “Everyone, it’s showtime!”
We split up into two groups, as Nitori directed. Aya, Byakuren and Reimu worked to keep the choppers off of our backs, with me jumping in here and there to toss a Wind attack their way to help them out. Youmu, Mamiko and Marisa worked to try and find a weakness in Shadow Megumu’s defenses. They found she could turn around quickly enough to deny them a from-behind attack, while she simply waltzed around boasting about her invincibility.
Shadow Megumu jumped back, then shouted, “I’m gonna send ‘ya right off the edge!” before charging forward at high speed. Youmu and Marisa jumped aside, leaving Mamiko to bear the brunt of the attack. The explosive shield struck, while Mamiko resisted by pushing back against it, causing Megumu to come to a screeching halt and pushing Mamiko almost to the edge. Shadow Megumu chuckled while Mamiko tried to pry the shield open; eventually, though, she managed to push the panels open and knocked off a couple of the arms with her staff before Shadow Megumu could recombine them. It was just like how one would deal with Sundowner.
“Dammit!” Shadow Megumu grunted, staggering back, before regaining her composure and resuming her waltz around the arena with her four remaining shield panels.
“Looks like we can sever the arms to neutralize the shield,” I said. “Focus on doing that!”
“Gotcha,” Marisa said, tipping her hat, before the three charged her again. Marisa launched a Freila attack, which impacted the shield and caused the panels to explode, launching her back and making her flip over in the air onto her feet.
“You can’t lay a finger on me!” Shadow Megumu declared. As if to taunt us some more, she jumped right in front of Youmu. “You’re puny sword can’t break through this!”
Youmu paused for a moment, seemingly examining the panels, before whipping her sword out and slicing right along the shield’s weak point: the seams where the panels came together. This caused the bottom two panels to come undone and Shadow Megumu to stagger. Youmu then capitalized on this by summoning her Persona to use Rising Slash, slicing the two arms off in one swift motion.
“Seems your shield isn’t as unbreakable as you claim,” she quipped, sheathing her sword.
Shadow Megumu stood back up. “Grr, damn brat!”
“Keep going,” I cheered. “Just a little more, and-”
A missile exploded behind me, throwing me into the air and causing me to roll on the ground before getting back up.
“They just keep coming!” Aya said, pointing at the three helicopters which were now raining rockets and bullets upon us. One of the choppers approached the pad, getting into position for a devastating attack.
“Fuck this,” Reimu said, spreading her wings and using them to jump up into the air. She then used her grappling hook to latch onto the chopper, pulling her towards it and allowing her to jump into the chopper’s cockpit. There, she kicked the pilot out of his seat; I could hear another Wilhelm Scream as he tumbled down below. Reimu then took the controls, taking a moment to figure out how to fly it and operate the weapons before turning it around and firing a missile at one of the other choppers, causing it to crash into the building.
“This is no spell card duel,” she said, “but I can fight them on their level now!” She kicked the chopper into high gear, firing another missile into the other chopper, then turned it to the landing pad and fired yet another at Shadow Megumu’s position, launching her into the air right toward Marisa, who bore her claws and sliced the remaining two panels off of her back.
“Nicely done, Seraph!” I said.
Byakuren jumped up into the chopper alongside Reimu. “Let me help,” she said. She took out her gun and assumed the shotgun position, mounting her minigun like a turret and keeping it trained on Shadow Megumu; all Reimu had to do was fly the chopper and make sure Byakuren had a clear shot.
With her shield gone, Shadow Megumu shuddered, before straightening herself, holding out her arms, and taking flight. “Fine. You wanna do it the hard way? I can take y’all by myself!”
“Bring it,” Aya dared, challenging her to a duel.
Shadow Megumu charged Aya, locking her wings together and spinning to try and slice her in two. Aya jumped overhead, striking her with her spear as she did so. Then Shadow Megumu jumped back into the air, demonstrating her other special attack: a plasma beam fired from her mouth which cut across the landing pad. She was immune to Aya’s Wind attacks but weak to her rifle shots while airborne, so Aya retaliated with gunshots, hitting Shadow Megumu each time she stopped to fire her plasma beam.
Eventually, Shadow Megumu figured out it would be best to engage Aya hand-to-hand, so she landed by punching the ground so hard, columns of fire erupted in a line toward Aya, forcing her to jump aside.
“Why won’t you die?!?” Shadow Megumu shouted.
“I’m the captain of the guard,” Aya said. “You should know that, you gave me the position. I get a lot of fighting experience as a result! Meanwhile, all you do is wander around and bark orders at everyone!”
“I’m not some powerless bureaucrat with all bark and no bite,” Shadow Megumu retorted. “I can manipulate the starry sky. If you don’t believe me, just look up!”
Aya looked up, and saw the middle finger shape that the stars had been arranged into.
“...really?” Aya said, deadpan, before narrowly dodging a wing slash. The two once again clashed, Aya’s spear against Shadow Megumu’s wings and claws. Aya’s weapon locked against Shadow Megumu’s wing, the two struggling to overcome the other. Aya used the chance to kick Shadow Megumu in the gut, causing her to flinch and allowing Aya to strike her in the chest with her spear.
Shadow Megumu staggered back. “Sonofa… bitch! You… you got me!” She then tumbled over the edge.
We went over to the edge once again, with Reimu and Byakuren hovering overhead, and looked down below.
“Did we do it?” Reimu asked.
Nitori’s sensor dish came out of her back. “...I’m sensing movement!”
We turned around and saw Shadow Megumu fly back over the other side of the landing pad, seemingly not affected by the hole in her chest. “Playtime’s over, nerds!” She raised her hand, causing the stars above to align into a circle, each shooting lasers which converged into a center point from which a massive beam shot down, striking the center of the landing pad and causing it to explode, us to scream, and throwing us all off and tumbling toward the streets down below.
I looked around as I fell, shards of glass flying everywhere around me. “Goddamnit,” I said as I continued to rocket down below.
Shadow Megumu swooped down beside me. “This is the end for you!” She lunged toward me.
“...maybe not!” I took out my dagger, stuck it into the building’s facade, and used it to slow my fall, leaving behind a huge gash in my wake. Shadow Megumu charged me again; I used my grappling hook on her, grabbing hold of her and jumping onto her back.
“Wha- GET OFF ME!” she squealed as she tried to shake me off. I slugged her in the head to get her to stop, then steered her body toward the ground. I could see Reimu flying down to pick up the others in the chopper; as Aya was about to get on, I shouted to her, “Raven! Toss your spear, now!”
Aya looked over at me as I stood up and kicked Shadow Megumu down, before I hooked onto the back of the chopper. Seeing a clear shot, she chucked her spear right into Shadow Megumu’s heart. The chopper touched down onto the ground safely, while Shadow Megumu rocketed into the burning wreckage of the other choppers, landing with a loud crash and scattering debris everywhere.
Emerging from the chopper and walking toward the flames, we could hear sirens blare in the distance, and the light from the fire drowned out the stars above, leaving only a pitch-black sky.
“Megumu!” Aya shouted, rushing toward the flames. Me and Youmu used Ice attacks to put them out, revealing Shadow Megumu, clothes tattered and Aya’s spear on the ground beside her.
Aya reclaimed her spear, before kneeling down to Shadow Megumu’s level. Shadow Megumu knelt on the ground, and it was clear she was on the verge of tears.
“I don’t want to hurt you,” Aya said. “But you need to end this unjust system you’ve created.”
“Shut up!” Shadow Megumu cried out. “What would you know??? You were the most popular kid while I was just some freak no one wanted to hang out with! You have no right to tell me to do anything!”
“I keep trying to tell you,” Aya said. “What I did was wrong. I could have helped you, should have helped you. I could have been your friend, and supported you so that you could be happy. But I didn’t, because I was too weak. I thought trying to pity you would only make things worse. And I was too ignorant to see your pain. That’s why I never helped you before, not out of arrogance but out of fear and weakness. By the time I started to realize it, you were already far too along in creating the caste system, too high-ranking politically for me to touch you. I know a millenia seems very, very late for me to finally act on it and try to fix things, but I still eventually did it, thanks to my friends over here.”
Shadow Megumu sniffled. “Aya-san… you don’t understand. You’re better than me in every way. You’re smarter. Taller. More beautiful and more talented. You have everything I can’t ever have. If I show weakness now, everyone would shun me and run to you instead!”
I shook my head. “Nonsense. You are better than Aya in your own ways, after all.”
“...?!”
“He’s got a point,” Marisa said. “You managed to claw your way up the Tengu political ladder. ‘Ya gotta have tons of charisma to do that!”
“And you managed to lead the Tengu into prosperity,” Reimu said. “Yukari told me stories of what the Tengu were like before the past few centuries: arrogant, squabbling over everything and socially darwinistic. You saw that, you saw the suffering it bred, and you wanted to fix it. Your caste system was not ideal, especially after you started giving preferential treatment towards other Tengu you liked and after it caused many of them to look down on others and treat them like garbage… but it was a structured system, made so that the Tengu could have a society.”
“Looking out for one’s own people sometimes means having to shield them from their own sins and temptations,” Byakuren added. “You recognized that early from your mistreatment at their hands. Unfortunately, you gave into those temptations yourself, acting out of rage and jealousy towards those who oppressed you, or who you perceived as oppressing you.”
“No one is useless,” Youmu said. “Everyone has talents that set them apart from others. Your talents are political. You can lead others and create order where none exists. Very few people can do that.”
Aya turned back over to Shadow Megumu. “You see? You can do things I can’t. We’re the masters of our own domains. And we need your leadership skills, as long as you don’t use them for selfish reasons.”
Shadow Megumu sniffled. “...you’re right. Back then, when I was neglected like that, when nobody loved me or saw me for who I was… I saw everything that was wrong with how we Tengu conducted ourselves. I came to the conclusion that I had to be the one to fix it. But… you’re right in that I never let go of my grudge against you. I mean, things that happen when you’re a kid, they stay with you forever… and I knew my system wasn’t perfect, but by then I felt it was too late to try and change it, since I thought it’d be met by rousing rejection. Then I got caught up in my own sins. Even I don’t know how it happened; somewhere in me, I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I just couldn’t stop…”
“That’s the power of Mara,” Byakuren explained. “He sneaks up on you, and imprisons you within your sins and desires without you knowing. Trust me, I… I was once a victim of his miasma too…”
Shadow Megumu fell into Aya’s chest and sobbed. “I just want to do right by our people! All of our people! But now… now I don’t know if I can…”
Aya patted her back. “You can. Trust me that you can. And trust me to help you and be at your side, every step of the way. Great leaders don’t lead alone. They work together with others, and together, we can lead Tengu society toward greatness.”
I looked on at this heart-to-heart. Somehow, something about it resonated within me. Working together to lead a society to true greatness, one without prejudice or distortion… in many ways, me and Megumu weren’t so different. Both of us had been fucked by the system, and both of us misused our talents to get revenge on our oppressors. I had woken up to the consequences of my actions, thanks to the Phantom Thieves, thanks to Ren, and now was striving to truly change the world for the better. We had just done for Megumu what they did for me. And I knew I wanted to continue the job, as though I had a personal stake in the outcome…
I stepped forward. “Me too. I pledge my support to both of you.”
Shadow Megumu looked up at me. “You… an Outsider human. How could you help? Why would you want to help us Tengu?”
“Because it’s the right thing to do,” I said. “Seeing a society buckle under the weight of corruption and wickedness is the worst thing for me as a detective, as a Day Breaker. My capacity to assist you may be limited, but even so, know that you can call upon my aid whenever you require it.”
Shadow Megumu paused, then smiled softly. “...thank you. Thank you all.” She stood up, and dusted herself off. “You all passed the interview. The job is yours. To help Tengu society achieve even greater heights.”
At that moment, the core, with its shield gone, floated down to the ground near us. With a snap of her fingers, Megumu used the same literal Death Star attack to obliterate it, scattering lights everywhere and enveloping the sinful city in holy light.
Exiting the Geyser Center, we emerged into a clear, cool night. It was dark, given the recent New Moon, but the stars and constellations still dotted the sky, drawing all sorts of different shapes.
“Wow… what a beautiful night,” Aya said. “It looks like the kind of sky Megumu would create.”
I looked up, seeing all the constellations in the sky. Big Dipper, Little Dipper, Orion, all of them. “Does she truly possess the ability to manipulate the stars?”
“Yep,” Aya nodded. “Us Tengu have been using the stars to guide our flight and our calendar for thousands of years…”
Marisa looked up at the sky as well. “Y’know, all those stars, those little dots, are actually the suns of other solar systems like ours. And their light is prolly tens of thousands of years old, just because of how frickin’ far away they are, it takes their light that long to reach us. One of those stars could have gone nova thousands of years ago, but the light from it is so slow that entire civilizations rise and fall without ever knowing that. Us magicians use the stars for all sorts of experiments, and astronomy is a core focus for understanding all sorts of mystical concepts.”
“Most likely because ancient humans ascribed special, mythic properties to the stars, the moon and the sun, to explain why they existed and how they worked back before man had telescopes,” I added.
“What about shooting stars?” Youmu asked.
“Those aren’t stars at all, but small meteors burnin’ through Earth’s atmosphere as they fall through it,” Marisa said. “Or comets, great balls of rock and ice flung Earth’s way from the solar system’s Kuiper Belt or Oort Cloud. If that shit hit the Earth, we’d all be toast; a big-ass meteor the size of Mt. Everest was what killed the dinosaurs. But they’re breathtaking to look at, and have inspired countless generations of magicians, like me. That night when I saw a meteor shower at Kourindou, that was the moment I knew I wanted to be a magician slingin’ around star-themed magic.”
“It’s fascinating how our experiences as children affect us throughout our entire lives,” I said.
“Yeah…” Aya looked down. “Certainly, Megumu’s bad experiences influenced her current mindset.”
“But her distortion is gone now,” Mamiko said. “All we must do now is wait for the change in her to blossom.”
“How long will that take?” Aya asked.
“It depends,” I explained. “It is not unusual for a fortress owner to withdraw for a few days, taking in the weight of their past crimes and their resolve to better themselves, before they come out and publicly admit their wrongdoings. You should monitor her for us and let us know at the first sign that she will do exactly that.”
“Understood,” Aya nodded. After that, we all scattered for the night. It was late, so when I got home I went straight to bed, taking a brief moment to admire the stars outside before laying down and drifting off to sleep.
Notes:
Reimu + Attack Helicopter = Bricks Shat
Chapter 51: Deal with the Devil
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Goro
The ides of March were finally upon us. Under my previous life’s circumstances, I would be preparing right now for my imminent graduation from high school, starting at Tokyo University, to whom I had been accepted into the law program, and my overall transition from a child into adulthood. Now, though, my destiny had been thrust down a completely different path, one where college didn’t exist and I was going to have to figure out how to fashion myself into a man, without Outside institutions to guide me. Not that living in Gensokyo wasn’t without its benefits, however, as I was unlikely to face joblessness or homelessness, especially now that I had a strong network of friends to support me.
So long as none of them ever found out the truth about my past, that is.
It was still cold out, but it appeared as though serious snow storms were now limited to the mountain peaks. No doubt the sakuras would soon bloom, and I of course was eager to see Gensokyo’s flower viewing custom, and its cherry blossoms which would be unlike any I had seen Outside. If this was like most years, they would bloom toward the end of the month.
“Flower viewing?” Masato asked.
“Indeed,” I said, between sips of my breakfast tea. “Surely, it must be quite a sight, compared to what I have seen Outside.”
Masato smiled. “Well, I suppose there are several good spots. I’m told none come close to the display in the Netherworld, but I of course have never been there, nor would I want to go there.” He took a sip. “I suppose the best display near the village would be the trees lining the river near the bridge over to some of the farm fields. That’s where most people go, anyway. Now, the temple also has great blossoms, but I’ve only been there once, because there tend to be a lot of youkai in attendance for obvious reasons.”
“I see. Well, perhaps I’ll just have to visit all of them and be the judge as to who has the best blossoms,” I said.
“Now there’s an idea,” Masato said. “You’ve made a lot of good friends, and can go places other villagers can’t.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. I sipped some more tea. “Of course, one cannot exactly call me a ‘normal’ villager at this point, throwing around spell cards and flying. Perhaps I’ll be able to uncover all the mysteries Genoskyo is hiding.”
“I doubt it,” Masato said. “Gensokyo is full of all sorts of secrets. Not even Reimu has uncovered all of them, although I’m sure Marisa is hell-bent on it, strong as her sense of adventure is. You are making sure she isn’t getting herself in too much trouble, though, correct?”
“Is it not part of our deal for me to do so?” I asked.
Masato chuckled. “Heh, you’re right. Keeping up with her is the other part of your job, and much harder than any work I could ever give you.” Masato finished his tea, and sighed. “I just wish she could come back and visit, at least occasionally. She seems to think I hate her, but all I was doing was trying to keep her safe.”
“I’m sure she’ll come around eventually,” I told him. “Even if I have to goad her.”
Masato smiled. “You’re a good young man, Goro. Perhaps too good for this place.”
“I strive to do what’s right, no matter what. That's why I became a detective.”
Masato peeked out the window. “Mmm. On the other hand, Gensokyo could use more people like you. Here in the village, and outside too. Just… try not to get killed, alright?”
“I don’t think that will be a concern,” I said. “Considering how far I've come in making good friends here. Reimu, Marisa, Youmu, even Byakuren…”
“You’ve certainly got a way with the ladies,” Masato said, smiling again. “Just make sure not to break any of their hearts, alright?”
I chuckled. “I… can’t guarantee that. You do recall how many favors I have to return on White Day, correct? And not only that, I have to give back three times as much to each of them.”
Masato chuckled. “Oh, make no mistake, I wholly sympathize. Back when I was younger, I got into so many debauched situations that I lost count. But the realities of what it takes to maintain a healthy relationship eventually brought me down to earth, and that’s how I was able to meet the love of my life…” He trailed off. “...sorry, I just… it’s difficult for me to think about anymore. It’s been so many years…”
“No, I understand,” I said. “I won’t press for details if it’s painful for you.”
“Thank you,” Masato smiled. “Perhaps one day, I’ll muster up the courage to tell you the story without tearing up. Basically, what I’m telling you is to be patient, until you find ‘the one.’ I can’t… I can’t really describe what that feeling is, when you do meet them, other than that you will know.”
“I’m sure I will,” I nodded.
Once again, I was without any hard and fast plans for the rest of the day. All of us were waiting for Aya to report back with any sign of a change of heart in Megumu. After walking around for a while, I found myself on the path to the Shrine anyway, so I continued up, hoping Reimu would be up for spell card practice, or at least willing to visit. When I arrived however, I found she was already hosting a visitor.
“Anyway, now’s not a good time, Remilia. I have to get this place ready for Hinamatsuri in a couple days.”
“Ah, my apologies. I almost forgot what time of year it was. This winter sure does seem to be taking its time, doesn’t it?”
“Right, I’ll have words with Yuyuko if it continues past the end of the month, but right now, I really have to-”
“Hello?” I said.
The two of them turned to face me. Reimu had an armful of decorations and wooden planks, while Remilia held a closed parasol with both hands. “Ah, Akechi-san. What a coincidence. I assume you’re here to visit Reimu as well?”
“I was,” I said, “but I can tell you’re busy right now.”
“Well, yeah,” Reimu sighed. “Hinamatsuri’s in a couple days, and I’m working with Alice to get this place dressed up for it. It’s one of the biggest days of the year here at the shrine, which also means one of the most important days for getting donations, right next to flower viewing later this month. And, it’s my birthday too, so there’s going to be lots of partying right after all the villagers go home. So, yeah, I have a lot on my plate right now, and I don’t have time to visit with anyone, least of all Remilia.” She turned to Remilia. “I have an idea, why don’t you go bug Goro instead? I know you’ve been dying to speak to him ever since he came here.”
Remilia chuckled. “Ohoho, you’re just the same as ever, aren’t you Reimu?” She turned and looked at me. “But, of course, I’d be a fool to turn down such an opportunity. And surely, you’d be a fool to turn away the chance to be with me for a day, wouldn’t you?”
I wasn’t sure what to think. On one hand, she looked like a little girl, with a dress to match, but on the other hand, she was a sophisticated vampire, and if there was one thing I knew from all the legends, it was that vampires were cultured, smooth talkers and experts at weaving lies and playing on one’s confidence to make humans do their bidding and crush their hopes. If she was on close terms with Reimu, though, I knew her ability and willingness to cause trouble was constrained. And if she was one of Gensokyo’s major figures, I knew as well it would be in my best interest to get into her good graces. I decided to take up her offer.
“I would like to get to know you, and see your mansion, of course,” I smiled.
Remilia giggled, showing a fang as she did so. “Then, let us leave Reimu to attend to her business, and be on our way.”
We took off toward the Misty Lake, and the large mansion on the far shore. It was chilly, but clear, and the sun’s shimmering rays reflected off of the lake’s rippling waters. Down below, fairies played, and the first bird chirps of the season echoed through the air.
We cruised through the air, Reimilia’s bat wings fully open and catching wind underneath their leathery flaps. I looked up at the sun above, then looked at her and asked, “I just realized. You are a vampire, are you not? Why are you not burning up in the sun?”
Remilia smiled. “A lesser vampire might. But I am the Scarlet Devil. All the sun does is repress my strongest powers. Sangromancy, manipulation of fate, and the fullest, rawest extent of my vampiric strength… but make no mistake, I am still one of Gensokyo’s most powerful figures even with those handicaps. In fact, I sleep at night and am awake during the day, specifically to keep my powers in check and allow me to interact with others who are only awake during the day. I also am resistant to weaker holy powers, and quite enjoy cross imagery myself.”
My eyes widened slightly. “I… see.”
“Not what you expected from a vampire, is it?” she asked.
“Well, obviously, I’ve never met one before. I only know them from movies and fiction.”
Remilia shook her head. “Humans just don’t understand us vampires, most likely because vampires are critically endangered anymore. I got my hands on that book… What was it called, Twilight? I barely got a few pages into that drivel before launching it into the fire. I have very particular tastes in literature, and these days there only ever seems to be hot garbage coming from human publishers. Yukari doesn’t seem to care; she continues to supply me with sub-par work.”
“Probably because the barrier to publishing is much lower these days,” I said. “If you think those are bad, you should read fanfiction.”
“I’d rather not,” Remilia scowled. We looked up, and saw we were quickly coming up on the mansion. “We’re almost there. We can continue our chat inside.”
We touched down before the mansion gates. Looking up at the sprawling structure, easily the largest building I had seen in Gensokyo thus far, it loomed ominous and large over everything around it, it’s blood-scarlet brick facade and gothic aesthetic starkly contrasting with all the rest of Gensokyo’s traditional Japanese structures. I almost felt like Simon Belmont standing in front of Castlevania’s gates, except in this case I had arrived here with the proprietor herself rather than her waiting in the tallest tower.
“Welcome,” she said, with arms widespread. “To the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Established 1492 by my late father, Count Colorado de Scarlet, in the fertile Pyrenees foothills of Occitania. Moved to Gensokyo in 1890. My heritage, Spanish and Catalan, and cultured French. My family also knew the famous Dracul family. Vlad the Impaler, or as some might know him, Count Dracula.”
“So he was a real person,” I said. “Or, rather, he actually was a vampire.”
“Correct,” Remilia said, “although I will say that Mr. Stoker got, well, several details about his life wrong. Still, all those bodies he impaled, he collected the blood and drank it. Cultured vampires, such as us among the nobility at the time, preferred methods other than biting one’s neck like an animal and messily getting it all over our clothes for gathering blood, then enjoying it like fine wine from the land’s finest grapes.”
“Like impaling bodies is ‘cultured,’” I snarked.
Remilia chuckled. “I suppose you have a point.” She turned around and led me toward the gate. “Come. I grow tired of standing out here in the snow.”
The gate was closed, not that that stopped us from simply flying over it. On the other side were well-curated gardens of hedges, trees, and flowerbeds. Tending to them was a woman in green-and-white chinese clothes, and who had long, orange hair. She was whistling a tune while crouched over, busily digging holes and putting seeds into the ground.
She must have sensed our presence, because she got up and turned around. “Ah. Milady. You have returned early.”
“Reimu is busy getting ready for Hinamatsuri,” Remilia explained. “So instead I have brought with me a guest.”
I bowed. “Good morning. I am Goro Akechi.”
The woman smiled. “Ah, yes, the gentleman who fell in from outside recently. Milady has been talking about you recently.” She bowed. “I’m Hong Meiling. I’m the groundskeeper and gatekeeper of this mansion. Right now, I’m working on planting the first few seeds of the season, and getting the cherry blossoms ready for flower viewing later this month.”
“Indeed,” Remilia smiled. “The sakuras were planted not long after the mansion was moved here. At first, I couldn’t grasp the beauty of trees which blossom for only one week, until I witnessed my first display, and was inspired to plant my own. They really are a sight to behold, how they scatter their petals gently in the wind…” She looked at Meiling. “...you’ve really outdone yourself with taking care of the gardens over the years, Meiling. You have a wonderful eye for plants and aesthetics, and are a master of breathing life into them and allowing them to display their full beauty.”
Meiling smiled. “I am not deserving of such praise, Milady.”
“How humble of you,” Remilia replied.
We made our way inside the mansion, where I held the door open for Remilia like a proper gentleman. The interior was as grand and spacious as the outside, perhaps even moreso. The foyer spread out in all directions, floored with marble and with a grand oak staircase rising up and branching out in all directions. The walls were lined with many different pieces of artwork, including the ceiling which was painted in a sprawling mural, and a brilliant stained glass window through which the sun’s light was filtered and crystalized.
Somewhat contrasting all of these, though, was the goblin-like creature carrying a mop and pulling around a bucket on wheels.
I looked around. “I’ll admit, it is quite a grand place, and befits a noble like you.”
“The home of the Scarlet family deserves only the finest,” Remilia said. “...of course, my parents are dead, so these days it is just me and my sister.”
“Your sister?” I asked.
Remilia shook her head. “She is not allowed to meet guests, let’s just say.” She turned to face the goblin. “And this is one of our servants. We brought them in several years ago, when a large number of hobgoblins appeared from the Outside suddenly.” At that moment, a fairy maid flew overhead, dusting off some of the paintings. “And that is one of our fairy maids, one of dozens under our employ. The fairies and goblins are all under the direction of my head maid, Sakuya. Together, they keep this mansion spick and span, ready to greet visitors with all its glory.”
“Did you call for me, Milady?”
I was surprised by a voice coming from behind me all of a sudden, and turned around to see Sakuya, hands crossed and eyes closed.
“Where’d you come from???” I exclaimed.
“I was here the whole time,” she said simply. She turned to Remilia. “Lunch is ready, Milady.”
“Splendid,” Remilia smiled. She followed Sakuya toward the dining room, then looked at me and said, “would you care to join us?”
“I would,” I nodded, following them.
The dining room was nothing less than I would expect from such a grand home: a long, mahogany table with many seats, and what seemed to be a throne at the far head, no doubt Remilia’s seat. Laid out beneath it was a large, crimson-red rug; hanging above it was a large, glistening crystal chandelier; candles were placed all along the center of the table, and the place mats were laid out with folded napkins, polished ceramic dishes and crystal-clear wine glasses.
At the far end of the table, near Remilia’s seat, the food was laid out, with a platter next to a steaming tea pot. Sakuya lifted the lid to reveal sizzling-hot Jingisukan, before dishing it out for all of us.
“Japanese food today, Sakuya?” Remilia asked.
“My apologies, Milady,” Sakuya said. “We’re running critically short on some of our Western ingredients. Alice promised me that she would pick some up for us the next time she went to Makai.”
“No need to apologize,” Remilia said. “Everything you make is exquisite. I’m sure our guest will be delighted.”
“Thank you, Milady,” Sakuya replied.
I took a seat, said a quick prayer, then waited as Sakuya poured the tea before taking a seat herself. Interestingly, Sakuya also poured me, and only me, a glass of apple cider along with the tea. Remilia was allowed to have the first bite, after which we could start eating as well.
“Mmm,” Reimila said, smiling. “The meat is tender, perfectly seasoned… the vegetables too. Everything is perfectly grilled.”
“I appreciate the compliment,” Sakuya said.
I looked up at them, and said, “it’s interesting that someone of your standing would enjoy Jingisukan. After all, it started out as a dish of the working-class in Hokkaido.”
Remilia chuckled. “Well, not even nobles eat caviar and sip vintage riesling all the time. Sometimes, one craves basic comfort food the same as any peasant. It doesn’t matter in the end, so long as it is delicious.”
“That’s a very humble opinion, for someone like you,” I commented. I blew on my tea before taking a sip. Even the tea was unlike anything I had had so far in my life. The bitterness was tempered, but not in a way that would detract from its aroma and flavor. “The tea is quite good.”
“I’m glad,” Remilia said. “Sakuya is a master tea brewer. We use only the finest leaves, she knows the best temperature in which to steep the leaves, and she has the perfect brewing time down to the millisecond.”
I looked at Sakuya. “It sounds like you are quite talented,” I said.
“I have been Milady’s maid for a long time,” Sakuya replied. “I have gained rich experience performing all sorts of tasks, so that Milady can enjoy the best food and keep the mansion at its very best.” She smiled. “And I must say, you are a very charming gentleman.”
I chuckled. “Well, Outside, I was known as the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective,’ and I was famous all over the country for solving seemingly unsolvable cases. Actually, it was narrowly escaping death while investigating one such case that led me here to Gensokyo in the first place.”
“I see.” Sakuya sipped her tea.
“Plus, I had a legion of fangirls who would try to follow me wherever I went,” I added.
“A man of your good looks? I wouldn’t doubt it,” Remilia said. She sipped her tea. “Hmm, I feel like it’s missing something.”
“I apologize, Milady,” Sakuya said.
“Oh?” I wondered. “What is it… missing…”
I grasped my head. Suddenly, I felt very unwell. In a moment, I had gone from feeling normal to being very woozy, weak and disoriented. I could barely hold my teacup without my hand shaking badly, and I felt as though I were about to throw up.
“Ah… hah…” I started breathing heavily. “What is…”
“Are you not feeling well, Akechi-san?” Sakuya asked.
“I…” I remembered the glass of cider, and instinctively reached for it and drank it down. The sweet taste of apples combined with the slight, spicy kick of freshly ground cinnamon and the coolness of the liquid was enough to revitalize me, and within moments the miasma dissipated as quickly as it had come on.
I took a moment to gather myself again, and sighed. “What was that?” I wondered. “I don’t get sick often at all, and that came on very suddenly. Perhaps something with the food? …no, you two would have felt it too…”
Remilia looked at me for a moment, then sipped her tea again. This time, she seemed much more satisfied. “...mm-hmm! It tastes much better now.” She smiled. “And… oh? This tastes like…” She nodded. “Yes, indeed, this is AB- blood. You are a rare breed, indeed, Akechi-kun. Not many have this blood type.”
…er…
“What do you… mean?” I asked her. “Did you…?”
“I told you I am a powerful vampire,” Remilia said. “I’m always curious about the blood types of people that I meet. And you… you are one of the very few to have the most delectable of blood types. This will keep me energized for quite some time.” She giggled. “Seems as though I have found a man who is as tasty as he looks.”
I slowly scooted away from her after that while finishing my meal. Sakuya, meanwhile, continued to eat in silence.
After lunch, Remilia invited me onto her balcony, which overlooked the Misty Lake. The midday haze hung over the lake, and the vast fields beyond it, patched with disparate spots of snow, stretched out beyond the lake to the west. She had dismissed Sakuya, who returned to performing her chores around the mansion.
“This Balcony is quite the perch, isn’t it?” She remarked. “I enjoy relaxing here on nice days.”
I looked down. “Why have you brought me here?” I asked. “For that matter, what is the purpose of you leading me to your house today?”
Remilia chuckled. “Oh, Akechi-kun. You are too suspicious of a wealthy proprietor’s hospitality. But, perhaps that is natural, since I am a vampire after all.” She did a curtsey. “You did say you were a charismatic detective who simply fell into Gensokyo because of a tragic incident, correct?”
“Er… yes,” I said.
“Hm.” She smiled, before floating in the air, raising her hand, and casting a golden, ethereal string from her palm which stretched down to the ground. She looked down at me with a piercing glare and a scowl. “Then… Why is your string so soaked in blood, hatred and sin?”
I stepped back in shock. “W-w-what do you mean???”
“Your string of fate,” Remilia explained. “I looked at it after Reimu mentioned you to me. Of course, I have kept it a secret from everyone else, but I could have exposed you and destroyed you immediately.” She turned to face the string. “Your string. It tells a tale of blood, violence and sadism. Many, many fates have met their end upon colliding with yours. Others have been cast into a pit of ruin and despair upon contact as well. There is no doubt: you have a bloody history which you wish to hide, but cannot hide from me.”
…shit, I thought. Yet another powerful figure who could see my past and tell everyone about it.
“...Indeed,” I sighed. “I am trying to escape a shameful past, one where I raged against society and attempted to exterminate all the corrupt people in the world, all the while being manipulated by a malevolent force.”
“I could tell,” Remilia said. “These killings, these ruinings, I could sense that they were motivated by revenge, before eventually evolving into sadistic glee, as though you were possessed by a demon.”
I suppose one could call Loki that.
“However… your string has strange properties,” Remilia said. “I attempted to play around with your string, see where it led, maybe try to change its course, but in all cases it proved immune to any attempt to alter it. When I wanted to see where it went, it refused to give an answer. Furthermore, I saw that the fates of many of those you have met in Gensokyo have similarly become altered from their previous trajectories, including those of Reimu and Marisa.” She touched down, and looked at me. “Therefore, I can only conclude that you are a Trickster.”
Trickster… that was what those in the Velvet Room called me as well, and what they called Ren.
“How do you mean?” I asked.
“The Tricker is one who defies and challenges fate, changes the fates of those around them. They possess great intellect, and use their intelligence, wit and cunning to play tricks on others and defy rigid order and predestination. Such power can be highly destructive, as you have demonstrated in the past. But it can also be used for good, to help others avoid calamity. Your recent history shows evidence of this: many of those you met were headed straight for Hell, only to meet your string and turn away from it instead. Such power to alter fates is beyond even what I am capable of.” She then manifested a large number of strings, of various individuals. “Furthermore, the fates of seemingly everyone in Gensokyo, from humans to youkai, gods to ghosts, even the yama, seem to be headed straight for calamity and ruin. I have no clue who or what is behind this coming disaster, but it needs to be stopped. And you just so happen to be the man for the job.”
“What are you proposing?” I asked hesitantly.
Remilia dismissed the strings and offered her hand. “I am proposing a partnership. You offer your rare ability to change fates to quell this coming calamity. In return, you receive my cooperation, the full powers of a vampire, my many connections, and a promise not to reveal your past to those who know nothing. Perhaps over the course of averting this disaster, you’ll change your own fate to avoid damnation as well. You’ll find no better deal in all of Gensokyo.” She smiled, revealing a fang. “What say you?”
I hesitated. I had no clue if I was able to trust a vampire, already a being considered to be a type of demon, who called herself the “Scarlet Devil.” That wasn’t to say I didn’t have my own form of leverage: a mental shutdown, if it came to that, or some other way of undermining her power and influence. But, she seemed sincere in her desire to prevent Gensokyo from falling into the coming ruin which Lavanza and Igor feared might occur. She had, after all, just provided confirmation that a massive incident was underway, assuming her “manipulation of fates” was not an elaborate bluster. She was also a friend and ally of Reimu, which would not be possible if she didn’t have Gensokyo’s best interests at heart. Perhaps Reimu would be able to keep her in line if she tried anything funny.
Eventually, I decided her offer was worth the risk, and shook her hand. “I accept.”
“Wonderful,” Remilia gleamed. “May this be the beginning of a long and prosperous relationship.”
And so, I made a deal with the Devil…
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Fortune Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Later that night, I was getting ready for bed, still processing everything that had transpired earlier that day, when my communicator buzzed.
autumnsky: Hey everyone, I got news.
seeingstars: That was quick.
turtlepower: Is it about Megumu?
autumnsky: Potentially. I got word right as I was clocking off for the night that a big announcement is going to happen tomorrow. Supposedly, Lord Tenma themself is going to deliver it, and if Tenma’s delivering it, it has to be extremely huge. Furthermore, it seemed rather sudden, so I suspect Megumu had something to do with it.
aburaage: If that’s the case, then our mission must have been successful.
godlygeneral: Should we be there to see it?
autumnsky: No. Like I said, Tengu don’t usually allow outsiders, especially not to events like this. Crow could go, though. He’s already allowed in Tengu City, and he’s the leader.
pancakeman: Indeed. If anyone joins you, it should be me. What time is it tomorrow?
autumnsky: Noon sharp.
pancakeman: Excellent. I’ll modify my schedule tomorrow in order to make it.
autumnsky: Cool, see you then.
turbogranny: Good luck, you two.
pancakeman: Thanks.
3/2
A large crowd had gathered in front of the central government house in Tengu City, both on the ground and in the air. Aya suggested that I dress like a Tengu to fit in better, which led to me being in a traditional dress with a tokin hat and geta; balancing on them was challenging at first, but I was able to figure it out and walk normally afterwards.
“I’m surprised you managed to balance yourself in them,” Aya remarked. “Only a Crow Tengu should be able to do it that quickly.” She smirked. “You’re quickly turning out to be Tengu-like.”
“Perhaps,” I replied.
Moments later, Megumu came walking down the path from the main door. We looked down at her from our position in the air, and the chatters in the crowd quickly died down. Megumu bowed, then said, “thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedules to witness this historic announcement, from the great Lord Tenma himself. On behalf of all Tengu, I proudly announce… Lord Tenma.”
I whispered to Aya, “she just described the announcement as ‘historic.’ What do you suppose this means?”
“I don’t know…”
Ceremonial band players ushered in a procession from the government building. Each of the Daitengu filed out one-by-one, taking their positions along the path, before a short, red-skinned figure in a gilded kimono walked out, flanked by two attendants, strutted out onto the path. Instinctively, everyone in the crowd bowed, so I bowed as well. After a few moments, the band stopped playing, the figure, Lord Tenma, who turned out to be a Long-Nosed Tengu, halted at the end of the path, the attendants stepped aside, and Megumu took her place behind him.
Tenma raised his hand. “Rise, my friends.” On cue, all of us straightened back up. All eyes, including me and Aya’s, were trained on him, waiting expectantly for what he was about to say.
“Thank you all for coming here today,” he said. “As you are all aware, today I am bringing an announcement of great importance. Over the past centuries, our society on Youkai Mountain has experienced an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity. Thanks to our hard work, and that of our ancestors, us Tengu are stronger and more united than ever before in the history of our kind. From the Wolf Tengu guards of the mountain, to my fellow hardworking Long-Nosed Tengu, to the vigilant Crow Tengu citizens, and to the patient and strong Yamabushi, everyone in our society has done their part in helping to bring us to greatness.” He bowed, then said, “however, we also recognize that individual ambitions and goals play a role in making our city great. This drive for self-improvement is what breeds progress, innovation and friendly competition, and without it our society would stagnate. We want to encourage this drive, and propel ourselves to even greater heights.”
He paused for a moment, and there were some whispers in the crowd, before he spoke again. “Which is why, effective immediately, the caste system will be abolished.”
Immediately, there was a collective gasp from the crowd, and there was chattering all around. “I know this is a major change, as the caste system has been with us for a long time,” Tenma said, “but after meeting with the Daitengu we have ultimately deemed this change beneficial and necessary to face new challenges to the Tengu that have arisen as of late. This change will mean that there will no longer be restrictions in the jobs one may take, and no restriction in upward or downward movement. In addition, we are aware of bigotry and racism between some of us, which the caste system in part bred. From now on, we will be working to encourage tolerance and harmony, while also cracking down on hateful language and behavior. We regret that this kind of behavior was allowed to persist, and apologize for doing nothing to address it before. Finally, there will no longer be any attempts to censor speech and media, and all further attempts to do so will be outlawed.” He bowed again. “That is all I have for today. You may now go back to your daily routines.”
There was still much whispering and natter in the crowd as Tenma returned inside the government building. Me and Aya used the chance to step aside and discuss what had just happened.
“You know, this change seems to be really controversial,” Aya commented. “I would have thought for sure people would be absolutely elated about it.”
“It is a rather big change, though,” I said. “Many of these people have never known anything other than a caste-based society, and to have it disappear so quickly after centuries of being in place, of course there would be mixed reactions to it.” I smiled. “But I’m certain that, given enough time, everyone will come to embrace it for the better, as they begin to accept and settle into it.”
Aya smiled. “Heh, maybe you’re right. Nothing in real life has a fairy tale ending, and I should have known that. Still, I’m glad that this is happening, and that there won’t be anymore repression or bigotry. So… thank you.”
“You’re very welcome,” I said. “Of course, our job is far from over. There are still many fortresses out there, many more distorted hearts to be changed, and the mystery of Ethos left to solve. Don’t forget that our deal includes helping us see this greater incident to the very end.”
“Of course not,” Aya said. “Just because this one case is closed doesn’t mean I won’t stop fighting for justice. If anything, I’m more emboldened than ever to uncover every last one of Gensokyo’s problems and work to resolve them. With no more restraints put on my paper, I can finally start reporting the things that I want to, and salvage its reputation while I’m at it.” She bowed. “And, of course, I’ll keep fighting with all of you, and as the Day Breakers, I’m sure we’ll get to the bottom of all of this fortress business.”
“That’s the spirit,” I complimented.
We heard a voice come from behind us. “Hey, Aya?”
We turned, and saw Megumu, walking up to us with her hands behind her back.
“Iizunamaru-sama?” Aya said.
Megumu shook her head. “No need for formalities, Aya. Just call me Megumu.” She paused, then asked, “Um… if you don’t mind, would you… join me for lunch? I have some things I want to discuss with you. You can bring him with you if you want.”
“Uh, sure,” Aya said.
We arrived at the monja bar where we had previously spied on Megumu, except this time, we were seated with her around a grill table waiting for our ingredients to arrive.
Megumu twiddled her fingers, and sighed. “So, um… I just wanted to say that I’m sorry. I… have to admit that the caste system was all my idea, born out of some petty jealousy I had of you back in the day. I… I hated you so much that I was willing to do anything to keep you down, even if it meant dragging the rest of Tengu society down with you. And I… I didn’t think much of it until a couple nights ago. Someone scattered ‘calling cards’ at the concert, and they got me so worked up that I stormed home in rage and immediately got drunk.” She paused. “I don’t know if it was ‘liquid inspiration,’ but I started thinking about our past, my rise to power, my reasons for creating the caste system and what it was doing to the Tengu, and I came to realize all the damage that was happening, all because of me. I… I broke down, and in the morning, I realized I had to do something. So I pleaded to Tenma to end the caste system. I didn’t think he’d actually agree to do it, but he did, without a second thought. Turns out he wanted to end it too, to free his fellow Long-Nosed Tengu, but didn’t because he didn’t want to anger us Daitengu.” She covered her face, and started to cry. “To think that I started thinking of people as below me, as inherently worse than others and as disposable tools… I… I…”
Aya patted her back. “There, there, Megumu. You weren’t the only one to make mistakes. I should have done far more back then to help you and support you, but I did nothing, and have no excuse for doing nothing. Besides, it’s not like you only did wicked things, nor are you as inferior as you think: you managed to talk your way up the chain of command, you’re charismatic, and personable. Plus, the caste system wasn’t perfect, but it did end the feuding and open violence between us back then. It’s just that it’s time to take it out to pasture, you recognized that, and you did it.”
Megumu looked up. “So… you forgive me, even after all these centuries?”
“Better late than never,” Aya said. “You’re a great leader, Megumu. I wouldn’t be surprised if you became the next Tenma. So you just keep leading Tengu society, and I’ll have your back every step of the way.”
Megumu smiled. “Thank you. Your words were just what I needed. And… I’ll have your back, too. Whatever it is you want to do, wherever you want to go with your life, I’ll support you. You can do anything now.”
“Thanks,” Aya said. “Of course, I’ll keep working on my paper, and being the guard captain, at least for now. I want to expose injustices, not just here but all around Gensokyo, and repel the kind of corruption that has infected our society for so long.”
“That’s a noble goal,” Megumu said. “And I regret preventing you from doing it before. That kind of obstruction is unforgivable, and I want to redeem myself for allowing injustice and hate to persist for so long.”
“All you have to do is be the kind of leader that you want to be, and what the Tengu want,” Aya said. “Not everyone can lead, I sure as hell can’t. Not everyone has the drive and charisma to guide a bunch of scared, dumb, panicky sheep through the light, and inspire them to stand up for themselves and work together to become more. But you have all of that, so don’t ever give up.”
“I won’t,” Megumu said. She then turned to me. “By the way… I never got your name.”
“Ah, yes,” I said. “My apologies for not introducing myself. My name is Goro Akechi. I’m a detective who fell in from Outside recently.”
“Oh?” she wondered. “An Outsider? I’m surprised the guards let you in so easily. They must have really liked you if that was the case.”
“He’s been giving me a helping hand with my reports,” Aya said.
“Is that so?” Megumu leaned over and gave a mischievous smirk. “Are you sure he isn’t your boyfriend?”
Aya’s face reddened. “N-n-no!! He’s just a friend!!”
“But that’s what it looks like, isn’t it?” Megumu asked. “Such a tall, handsome fellow with natural good looks and charm, it was enough to make you go all ‘Ayayayaya~’ over him…”
I rolled my eyes. Here we go again, I thought.
“Sh-shut up!” Aya pleaded, while Megumu giggled at her expense. At that moment, our food arrived, and we got busy grilling it and attempting to change the subject, but the rest of the lunch date consisted of Aya and Megumu throwing banter at each other like an old married couple. At least their relationship was no longer hostile, I thought. Eventually, Aya challenged Megumu to a spell card duel after lunch, and I used the opportunity to exit stage left and return to the shop to work for the rest of the day.
Chapter 52: Reimu's Birthday
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Goro
Today was Reimu’s birthday, as well as Hinamatsuri, also known as the Japanese Doll Festival or Girl’s day. During the past week, families across the village had been putting up their doll displays, as was customary for the holiday. Masato gave me the day off and encouraged me to go visit Reimu, so, following breakfast, I headed straight for the shrine.
Unlike most days, when the path up to the shrine was fairly quiet, today I was joined by several people pulling carts up the path, carrying display bases and carefully packed and secured dolls and doll making materials. Once I arrived at the shrine itself, there was a bustle of activity, as people worked to get their displays situated and set up. Reimu herself was directing the fairies and a couple others to clean and spruce the place up, Alice and Marisa were present helping some people unpack and set up, and Tenshi was going around offering peaches.
I walked up to Reimu, and she turned and faced me. “Oh, good morning, Goro,” she said.
“Good morning,” I replied. I looked around at all the activity, then said, “this place is rather busier than usual.”
Reimu stepped forward to talk to me. “I do this every year, since my birthday falls on Hinamatsuri. Once a year, I invite families from the village to come up and put their dolls on display, so that people can see all the other families’ displays in one place. We also hold a doll making competition, where girls from the village make dolls, and then Alice, our resident doll expert, comes and personally judges them based on craftsmanship, aesthetics, symbolism and the amount of heart put into it. The grand prize is 5,000 yen and their choice of blessings, but everybody also gets a free good-luck charm.” She glanced over to the donation box, and the line of people leading up to it. “It’s also one of my biggest days for getting donations, especially since before sundown it’s one of the few times youkai are strictly prohibited from entering the shrine grounds, with some exceptions like Alice, and the fairies who live here. Ran almost always shows up, but Yukari may or may not.” She stretched her arms. “Of course, afterwards there’s going to be a party, with lots of booze and whatnot, but this time I sent out an actual guest list. Only us Daybreakers, plus Alice and Ran, will be here in the evening.”
“Why Ran?” I asked.
“She always comes to special occasions at the Shrine with or without Yukari,” Reimu explained. “Me and her also personally go back to when I was just a little kid.”
“I see,” I said.
“Don’t worry, she doesn’t know our secret yet,” Reimu assured me. “Although, I feel she’ll eventually learn the truth at some point. She’s a really smart person; lying to her is almost impossible and she can tell if you’re leaving out details, and trying to sell how Maruki ended up in the Shrine without telling her about the Metaverse was, well, not easy.”
“I would imagine,” I nodded. “We’ll need to keep her in close check if that’s the case.”
“Agreed.”
At Reimu’s request, I helped to finish setting up the festival, and about an hour later everything was in full swing. Over forty displays lined the path up to the main shrine, and girls were getting the dolls they made ready to show to Alice. Traditional food and snacks, such as sakura mochi, strawberry daifuku, hina-arare and chirashizuki were passed around to all the guests, along with Tenshi offering peaches to everyone.
I approached Tenshi and greeted her. “Good morning, Tenshi-san.”
“Good morning,” she said back. “It’s a surprise seeing you up here, since this is Girl’s Day.”
I chuckled. “Well, it’s not like men stop existing for a day because of that.”
“Heh, you got me there,” Tenshi said.
“And besides, I’m also here to wish a friend a happy birthday,” I said.
“Oh, right, today’s Reimu’s birthday,” Tenshi said, taking a bite out of a peach. “You know, that’s such a mad coincidence, Reimu being born on Hinamatsuri, and Marisa on Setsubun, don’t you think?”
“Perhaps,” I said. I examined one of her peaches. “Are these… safe to eat?”
“Totally,” Tenshi said. “These are different from Celestial peaches, and don’t have the same mystical properties. They still vastly outclass anything human farmers can grow, though.” She took another bite. “You see, historically, in the old calendar, Hinamatsuri came around the same time the peach trees were blooming, but after Japan switched over to the Western calendar and shifted the holidays around to match, so that today was the third day of the third month, that’s no longer the case, but peach blossoms are still symbolic of the holiday. That’s why I come and offer everyone peaches, so that they can have that symbol and eat it too.”
“Interesting,” I said. “There is much about the holiday that I don’t know.”
“I mean, you’re a guy, and guys don’t really deal with the holiday beyond supporting their daughters,” Tenshi shrugged. “If you want to know more, just ask us girls.”
“I will,” I smiled.
I toured some of the displays with Reimu, who explained to me the symbolism behind the displays, the dolls, and the way they were set up and placed.
“The top tier displays the Emperor and Empress,” Reimu explained. “These are the two most important dolls in the entire set, and all families make sure girls get them before their first Hinamatsuri. The second tier has three court ladies, the third tier has five male musicians, and the fourth has the Minister of the Right and the Minister of the Left. The fifth tier holds three helpers, and the sixth and seventh tiers hold items that are used at and away from the royal residence, respectively. This doll set, particularly the Emperor and Empress dolls, are often passed down from mother to daughter, and put away once the girl has reached the age of ten and they stop partaking in Hinamatsuri.”
I examined one of the displays, examining each of the sets of dolls with the context that Reimu had just given me, depicting all the various aspects of the Heian Era imperial court. “What about you?” I asked. “Do you have a doll set as well?”
“I do,” Reimu said, “although it hasn’t seen the light of day in 17 years. The Hakurei Hinamatsuri doll set is one of the oldest in Gensokyo, and our Emperor and Empress dolls are more than five hundred years old. Once my successor comes around, she will inherit the set and display it with all the other girls here, just as I did before. It was my mom’s idea to have a Hinamatsuri festival here at the shrine because of when my birthday was, and I’ve continued and expanded the tradition since then.”
“I see…” I thought for a moment. “If I might ask, what kind of person was your mother like?” I asked.
“My mother… I have a picture of her, if you want to see it.”
“Sure,” I nodded. Reimu went into the shamusho for a moment, then came back out holding a framed photo, showing a younger, shorter Reimu alongside a woman in a traditional miko outfit with a single, long ponytail reaching down almost to the ground. “This is my mother, and me back when I was about six years old.”
“She’s quite a beautiful lady,” I remarked. “And, she also looks tough.”
“I mean, all Hakureis are,” Reimu said. “You have to be in order to keep Gensokyo’s balance. We’re trained, disciplined, and hardened against anything and everything we might conceivably face, whether it’s a powerful youkai, a rampaging vengeful spirit, a wrathful god, or even just a human man kidnapping and attempting to molest a girl, which has, unfortunately, happened many times in the past. This duty is one all Hakureis must accept and carry out, and most do so without question, to maintain the family’s honor… most.”
“‘Most?’’” I asked.
“Well, as recently as my grandmother, there have been some who have failed to take up the family’s duty, either because they couldn’t or, in her case, wouldn’t. According to Yukari, my grandmother was an irresponsible girl who would always sneak away from the shrine and party in the village and who did not like to train. She got pregnant as a teenager, then after the baby, my mother, was born, she started threatening people to donate to the shrine so that she could steal from the donation box to get more cash for her partying. She was exiled to the Outside after that, and my great-grandmother was forced to raise my mother as her own, and train her properly. Neither she, my mother, me, or anyone else ever found out what became of her after that, and Yukari never kept track of her whereabouts due to her being disgraced.”
“That’s too bad,” I said, shaking my head. “Some people, no matter the circumstance, just never become productive members of society, either because they refuse to, or simply cannot. People like that Outside tend to end up homeless or in prison, hopped up on drugs, delusional, and spouting nonsense. Again, as a detective, I witnessed a great deal of this. Shinjuku back alleys full of prostitutes selling their bodies just to get by, drug dealers, and gangs.” I shook my head. “I hate to say this, but your grandmother, with her personality and no support, most likely ended up just like them.”
“I…” Reimu sighed. “I don’t like to think about it, an ancestor in that kind of situation. I’d rather die at the claws of a youkai than waste away on the street. Besides, it’s not like I ever knew her, so it’s never really on my mind.”
“I get it,” I said. “It’s hard to imagine a family member doing something like that. We can only hope she eventually managed to turn her life around.” I was still hesitant to reveal my mother’s true nature, but that didn’t keep me from sympathizing with Reimu about the issue.
Around noon, Alice arrived, and the girls who had made dolls lined them up to have them inspected. There were a variety of different dolls on display, ranging from simple paper dolls, to handcrafted wood and cloth dolls complete with detailed faces. We stood back a distance from the line, and watched as Alice came up to each girl, starting with the youngest and working her way up to the ten year-olds. She picked up each doll, gave it a thorough 360-degree inspection, and gave her compliments for what they did well along with constructive criticism for what they could improve. Occasionally, she would pull out one of her own dolls and show the girls examples of her work to help inspire them and give them ideas for improvement for their next projects.
We were joined by Marisa, who was munching on a peach, and who stood to my right while Reimu was to my left. “So,” she said between bites, “whaddya think of the festival this year?”
“Honestly, nothing out of the ordinary so far,” Reimu replied. “Which is just how I like it. I’d prefer my birthday to be as free of incidents as possible.”
“Have incidents ever occurred on your birthday?” I asked her.
“Sometimes,” she said, “but usually nothing major. Most youkai know that I enforce the ‘no youkai until the last villager has gone home’ rule pretty strictly. Part of setting up for today involved placing extra-strong wards around the shrine that create an invisible dome around it that repels youkai, except for any on my exception list. I’m also good at sensing auras, so any youkai that attempt to sneak in just before the wards are put up, I would soon detect their presence, find them, and promptly kick them out. It’s even strong enough to repel Yukari’s powers, not that it matters since she’s always on my list. It’s not perfect, though: it can’t stop gods or half-youkai from getting in, although thankfully neither of those have ever been a problem. The wards themselves are a complete pain in the ass to make and only last a few hours, which is why I don’t have them up full time.”
“I thought the reason you let youkai into the shrine is because you’re lonely,” Marisa smirked.
Reimu chuckled. “...well, perhaps.”
“Wait, you admit it??” Marisa said, surprised.
“Why not?” Reimu shrugged. “I naturally attract youkai anyway, and many of them are good friends that I like to hang out with. The shrine also doesn’t require that much faith, which is part of the reason it was chosen to anchor the Barrier in the first place.”
“Who is the god of the shrine, I wonder?” I said. “You say you don’t know their identity, nor do you ever see them…”
“It’s always been like that,” Reimu said. “The Hakurei God truly is a mystery. Not even my ancestors, save for, supposedly, the first Hakurei Shrine maiden, knew their identity, and from what I can gather the god just… sort of appeared one day and became enshrined here. Yukari probably knows their identity, but she won’t talk about it. I don’t even know what the Hakurei God is supposed to be a god of, and therefore what kinds of blessings they’re best at giving. All I know is that they must be very powerful, powerful enough to not only require fewer prayers than other gods, but also to help power the Barrier itself. Actually, one of the only things Yukari has ever told me about them is that they’re probably the most powerful being in all of Gensokyo, even more than the Patron Dragons.”
“The ‘Patron Dragons?’” I asked.
“You might recall how I said the Sages made deals with dragons to erect the Hakurei Border?” she said. “Dragons are among the strongest beings in Gensokyo, although they tend to remain hidden away most of the time. Each of the three Sages sought out the help of a dragon, who they then established a contract with, giving them access to the dragon’s power and aid whenever an incident occurred that was beyond their ability and that of the Hakurei to handle, in exchange for certain conditions, chief among them that the dragons’ identities never be revealed to anyone besides the Sages, and that, should a sage ever die or give up their duty, the dragons would then find a suitable replacement, who would then need to take the same vows. The Sages and Dragons then pooled their power to create the Hakurei Border. The creation of the Border was the only time anyone ever got to see the dragons, and then only briefly. One was said to be as black as night, another as red as blood, and the third as brilliant as gold. The three dragons then took off into the sunset, never to be seen again.”
“Hmm,” I thought. “Black as night, red as blood, brilliant as gold… I wonder who or what those dragons might be…”
Our attention slowly turned back toward the lineup of girls who were having their dolls examined by Alice, who was currently picking apart one such doll with her eyes.
“The wood is good quality,” she commented, “and I could tell you really put effort into making her appear as lifelike as possible. Still, the joints are a bit stiff, and the dress could have been hemmed better, and not have so many threads sticking out. If you’d like, I could give you one of my doll’s old dresses to help you get a better idea of what the dress should be like.”
The girl bowed. “Thank you, Alice-sensei.”
“Oh… thanks,” Alice said, smiling. She then moved onto the next girl, a somewhat strange-looking one with green hair with two twintails tied in front of her. “Alright, you next. What do we have here?”
The girl presented her doll, a cloth one which looked like a miniature version of herself, dressed in a burgundy and magenta dress with spiral designs on it. Alice picked it up and began inspecting. “Wow, I must say, this is really well done! The dress is perfectly sewed, the hair is almost lifelike… it’s almost as… if… er…” She looked at the doll, then at the girl, then at the doll again, as if coming to a dawning realization. She then glanced over at us. “Um, Reimu, could you come over here for a second?”
I walked over with Reimu to Alice. “Sure, Alice, what’s wro-” She saw the girl, and immediately jumped back.
“What the- what are you doing here, Hina???”
“Hina?” I asked.
Reimu sighed. “Hina Kagiyama, a misfortune goddess who lives in the Youkai Forest. She absorbs misfortune from her surroundings and collects people’s Nagashi-bina dolls.” She turned back over to Hina. “You know damn well you’re not supposed to be here today.”
Hina smiled. “Well, I just wanted to be here for ‘Hina’ Matsuri, that's all. What’s wrong with entering into the doll-making competition with these girls? It’s not like your wards forbid gods, after all.”
“First of all, this competition is meant for village girls,” Reimu scowled. “And second of all, I don’t want a misfortune goddess tainting the shrine!” She whipped out her amulets and her yin-yang orbs began spinning behind her. “Now, do you want to leave on your own, or must I throw you out myself?”
Hina then held out her arms, shone in a flash of light, and assumed her true form of a fully-grown woman. “If you insist on a spell card duel, I’m always up for one.”
“Alright, that’s it,” Reimu said. “Prepare to-”
I put my hand on Reimu’s shoulder. “I’ll take this dance for you.”
“Huh?” Reimu wondered.
“Today’s your birthday,” I smiled. “You should be resting and enjoying the day, not getting into fights. Besides, this will let me demonstrate the skills you taught me in front of you.”
Reimu thought for a moment, then stepped back. “Well, alright. Good luck!”
I stepped forward and presented myself to Hina. “I shall be your opponent today, Kagiyama-san.”
Hina crossed her arms. “Oh, and who are you?”
“I am the Charismatic Ace Detective, Goro Akechi, Reimu’s protege in the art of Spell Cards.” I lifted up into the air, to the amazement of the villagers who knew me but hadn’t previously seen me flying, and surrounded myself with an arcane circle. “You would do well not to underestimate me.”
Hina took to the air herself and summoned a circle of her own. “Well then, if that’s the case, then I won’t hold back!” She then unleashed a thick barrage of red and blue amulets.
“Shit, she’s goin’ all-out from the start!” Marisa exclaimed.
“I hope he’ll be okay,” Alice said. Fortunately, I was okay, able to quickly weave in and out of the amulets while returning fire. I used my bullets to drill a hole through the ordinance and land a hit on her, after which she declared her first card, a blooming flower-like pattern of oval, red bullets. It wasn’t too hard to counter, I found; I simply continued to dodge and fire until I managed to get a hit in, breaking the card.
“Geh!” Hina flinched, then steadied herself. “Not bad. But we’re just getting started” She then resumed the waves of red and blue amulets, following them up with circular pulses of red, blue and green standard bullets. Again, I was able to dodge all of them and force her to use her next attack, waves of eight bright, red orbs which came out in a complex spiral pattern, some of which boomeranged back after traveling a certain distance. This time, I was worried about getting boxed in, and decided to use a spell card to break out. I chose one of my newly created cards, born from a freshly-fused Persona.
“Justice Sign: Protector of Nations!” This card summoned Principality, who created several lighted shields arranged in a 3x3 pattern. I could hold them in one place to deflect attacks, then release them in a wave with beams of holy light in between them. Since I used my first spell card, it also altered Hina’s bullets from my perspective, revealing their elemental affinities, in this case Fire. I held the shields long enough to outlast the bullet wave, then fired them straight forward, plowing through her bullets and letting one of the lasers pierce her.
“Eeeah!” she squealed, reeling back. That’s when something strange happened: usually, after a card was broken, it would appear in front of its user before fracturing. When Hina looked back up, however, she saw two cards, the one she used and one she hadn’t yet, shatter in this fashion.
“Wha- HUH?!? How did… I haven’t even used that one yet!!”
Interesting, I thought. Why would my attack cause her to…
…aha. She was a curse goddess, so of course she would be weak to Bless attacks. It seemed my cards applied elemental properties not just to myself, but my opponents as well.
Hina glared at me. “Grrrr… damn brat!!” She then immediately came at me spinning like a top and flinging more bullets everywhere, her final attack. My card was still active, so I capitalized on her rage and let her simply run into the shields, which clinched the match for me. She fell down to the ground, defeated, and I touched down in front of her.
“It would seem the righteous have cleansed the wicked,” I quipped.
“How… how did you…” she wheezed.
“I told you I am Reimu’s protege, and not to underestimate me,” I smiled. “But you failed to heed either fact.”
She got back up and smiled sheepishly. “Well, gosh. I guess I did.” She looked at Reimu, then back at mine. “Looks like the Hakurei found a good student, and a quite handsome one at that.”
“I am the ‘Charismatic Ace Detective,’ after all,” I replied.
“No doubt.” She handed me one of her dolls. “Here. A small token of my appreciation. I wish you well on your training.” She then took off into the air, and soared up toward the mountains.
I looked back around at the crowd, who were all dumbstruck at what they had just seen. It was eerily quiet for several moments, before one of the girls broke the silence.
“Akechi-san is so cool!”
Before I could react, all of the girls ran up to me, chirping my name and going on about how awesome I was, flying and using spell cards to expel a misfortune god. I could see, off to the side, Alice and Marisa with their arms crossed and grinning while Reimu sighed, seeing as how she, the birthday girl, had all of her thunder taken away by me so easily. Each of the girls offered their dolls to me, and I felt I had no choice but to accept all of them. Despite their ages, all of them acted just like younger versions of all my fangirls Outside.
I started wondering if I would ever escape, or if I was forced to accept being constantly surrounded by a horde of girls wherever I went and did anything even remotely impressive.
Later that night, once everyone else had gone home, the other Day Breakers convened on the Shrine to help Reimu celebrate her birthday. Reimu insisted on traditional Japanese food. Youmu cooked up some hot pot, and the rest of us jumped in every now and then to help with the prep. She also made sure to fry up some Abura-age, which was not only Reimu’s favorite food but also Ran’s, fittingly enough for a kitsune. Tea was also brewed, and Nitori ensured there was enough sake to go around as well, although Ran had also brought her own case of Sapporo with her.
Once the food was laid and we said our prayers, Reimu took the first bite, after which the rest of us began to eat.
“This is quite wonderful as always, Youmu,” Ran complimented.
“Thank you, Ran-sama.”
Ran looked around at all of us. “This is a rather peculiar group of people you have here today, Reimu.”
“Actually, if anything, it’s the group Goro here has made friends with since coming here,” Reimu said. “That includes myself.”
Ran looked at Mamiko. “And, I can’t say I’ve met you before.”
“I am Mamiko Shinshou, faithful servant of Alice-sama.”
Ran smiled, and turned to Alice. “It looks like you’ve achieved your long-held dream of a living doll.”
“Well, yes,” Alice said. “I will say, though, that I somehow didn’t look ahead to living with another person, and it’s been quite an adjustment.”
Ran turned to Aya next. “Nor did I imagine Reimu ever tolerating, much less welcoming, your presence.”
“You could say we reconciled and made up,” Aya replied. “Quite a lot has been going on recently.”
“Indeed,” Ran noted. “I heard the Tengu authorities ended the caste system only yesterday. Even I was caught off-guard. It had been in place for as long as I’ve been Yukari-sama’s shikigami. To think they would abandon it with such little notice…”
Aya stretched. “Yeah, but honestly, I’m glad it’s gone. In fact, you could say I had a hand in abolishing it, convincing Megumu to actually do it.”
Ran turned to me and smiled. “And of course, as Reimu said, this is quite the circle of friends you have made, Akechi-kun.”
“So it is,” I smiled back.
Ran looked down and closed her eyes. “I wonder, though. I heard of the incident a few nights ago where several ‘calling cards’ from a group called ‘the Day Breakers’ turned up at the concert by the lake, and I knew Megumu was in attendance. And before that, calling cards rained down upon the Myouren Temple.” She looked around at all of us, then smiled. “And now I suppose I get to meet the mysterious ‘Day Breakers.’”
All of us looked at her in shock.
“Come on, now,” Ran said. “I took one of the cards for myself. I know Reimu’s art and Youmu’s handwriting whenever I see it, so at least you two must be in on it. Then, of course, this started not long after Akechi-kun came here to Gensokyo. Am I right to say you’re the leader?”
…well, I knew we weren’t going to keep it a secret from someone as smart as Ran for long.
“Yes…” I said, shaking my head.
“Ohoho, no need to be ashamed,” Ran said. “From what I can tell, you all are doing good work. Still, how you all are doing it seems mysterious. It doesn’t seem to involve Spell Card duels, that much I can tell. So, what exactly is it that you all are doing?”
Reimu looked at me. “Should we tell her?”
“We might as well,” I said. “It would also give her some closure on how the Outside incident actually went down.”
Ran tilted her head. “Hm? What do you mean?”
I got up, and motioned everyone else to do the same. “Follow us. I have something to show you outside.”
I uttered the keyword to Ethos right as I was stepping out of the door, in such a way that all of us would walk out of the Shrine in the real world, right into the Metaverse. Ran was the last one out, and when she emerged, she stopped in place, gazing at the tower off in the distance.
“...what in heaven…?” she said in amazement. She looked at us, all in full Metaverse attire save for Alice, and stepped back in shock. “What are those outfits?? What is this place??”
“Yeah, just what I expected,” Marisa shrugged.
“This is the Cognitive World, or Metaverse,” I explained. “It is the place where the thoughts and subconscious desires of all sentient beings manifest in a physical form.” I looked down at myself. “And these are the outfits that manifest whenever we enter this place.”
Ran looked down and thought for a moment, before commenting. “Hmm… interesting. A realm where the cognition of humanity is made manifest…”
“The incidents we solve are related to the ‘distortions’ of people across Gensokyo,” Youmu further explained. “Do you know about ‘shadows’ Ran-sama?”
“From Jungian psychology?” Ran replied. “The thoughts and emotions which people keep repressed? I am very familiar with them.”
“This is the place where people’s shadows appear,” Nitori said.
“When a person’s desires become highly distorted and their shadow drifts far away from them, they form ‘fortresses’ wherein they become subconsciously imprisoned within their own sins and regrets,” Byakuren said. “I myself was once a victim of this distortion, before this fine group came and broke my chains, and I joined their crusade in gratitude.”
“Yuyuko, Byakuren, and Megumu all had distorted desires,” Reimu said, “which we discovered and destroyed, and allowed their shadows to return to their real selves… or, in Byakuren’s case, become her power instead.”
“Become… her power?” Ran asked, a little confused.
“All of us have faced our own shadows,” I explained, “except for Mamiko, who herself is a ‘rogue’ shadow who, through complicated circumstances, came to possess a doll Alice had created. That’s how she came to life.”
Mamiko pointed at the tower. “I had been enslaved in that place, Ethos, the amalgamation of man’s twisted desires, but the Day Breakers freed me.”
“Indeed,” I said. “Our shadows challenged us to overcome our weaknesses, and we all resolved to do exactly that. Once that happened, once we gained full control of our thoughts and desires, they became ‘Personas,’ which are also our main weapons to defend ourselves here.”
“Normal magic doesn’t work here,” Marisa explained. “The magic here is based on the things that people think and believe, their cognitions, their view on how the world works. If you don’t have a Persona, you’re kinda screwed. People’s shadows also take the forms of monsters based on their distortion. Beatin’ them and convincing them to change is required to make them act normally again.”
“Interesting…” Ran noted. “If it’s possible, could I see these ‘Personas’ in action?”
I shook my head. “It’s too dangerous. The only shadows in this location are in that tower. And without ambient magic, even a powerful kitsune such as yourself would soon run out of power, and be no match even for the weakest of shadows. And certainly no shadows usually-”
Then, as if on cue, a shadow crested the stairs, carrying a mace and pointed at us. “You!” It declared. “You’re the ones who have been desecrating the Tower of the Masses! I must not allow your incursions to go any further!”
We all turned to it and assumed attack formation. “On second thought, perhaps you’ll get a demonstration after all.”
The shadow quivered, then dissolved and re-formed into a levitating, dark-clad figure. The corrupted form of Izanagi, Magatsu-Izanagi. In a flash, our group and the shadow lunged into the center of the courtyard, clashing our weapons and summoning all our Personas for Ran to see: the Serpent, Magdalena, Freytis, Kikuri, Mima, Hiroari… and, of course, both Bond and my assortment of Wild Card Personas, repelling the power of the shadow who mostly retaliated with Curse and sword-based attacks.
“Doktor, analysis!” I asked.
“Let’s see… aaaaand… there!” Nitori exclaimed. “It’s weak to Nuclear attacks! Blast it to smithereens!”
“Looks like I’m on deck,” Marisa said, tipping her hat. When the shadow was distracted, a quick Freila was all it took to knock it down to the ground. We surrounded it, guns drawn, while it knelt defeated on the ground.
“Any last words?” I asked.
“I…” the shadow replied with labored breathing. “The… masses… the desires of…”
“Bzzt! Time’s up!” Aya smiled, with almost murderous glee, before we pounced on it, slashed, bashed, sliced and diced it up to bits, reducing it to shadowy smoke and a pile of money and treasure.
I walked back over to Ran while dusting myself off. “So… what do you think?”
“...I must say, that was very impressive,” she said, bowing. “I can tell you all have much experience in this realm.”
“Eh, only a couple months at most,” Marisa said. “Ain’t too hard to figure out once you get the hang of it.”
“We should return to the real world,” I said. “Now that we’ve shown you enough to convince you. Plus, dinner will get cold.”
“Yes, we don’t want that,” Ran said.
“...and so that’s how Maruki ended up in the Shrine.” Reimu finished off her sake dish, then set it aside. “Honestly, I’m still trying to make sense of what all happened.”
It was much later, after dinner, dessert and presents, and all of us were gathered around, drinking alcohol and munching on rice crackers and oranges.
Ran took a moment to process Reimu’s monologue while finishing up her last can of beer, before putting it aside. “I… see,” she said. “So, in other words, Maruki attempted to change the cognition of all of humanity in order to create a world without pain and suffering, these ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts’ were already attempting to stop him, and an outside force put your dream self there to try and kill him?”
“I know it sounds completely ridiculous, but yes,” Reimu nodded. “And then when I woke up, he was right next to me, so I just dragged him into that cell and have been holding him there until the Sages can come and give him his fate.”
Ran thought for a moment, then replied, “oh, yes, that policy. I completely forgot.”
“There is another reason we’re keeping him alive,” I said. “Outside, he was a prolific Cognitive Psience researcher. Actually, his using that knowledge was what let him nearly take control of the Metaverse to begin with. Because of that, he is a valuable well of knowledge on how it operates. In addition, he never bore malicious intent, in spite of all the damage he caused and nearly caused, and his powers have been wholly stripped from him. He poses no risk to Gensokyo in his present state.”
“And besides, Reimu’ll whip him back into line if he gets any funny ideas,” Marisa said.
“Err… that’s right,” Reimu affirmed. “I’ll definitely keep him in line.”
I nodded, then turned back to Ran. “If I may make a request, now that you know our secret.”
“Absolutely,” Ran said.
“I want you to share this knowledge with no one else, not even your master.”
Ran looked surprised. “...but, an incident of this magnitude, why should I not inform Yukari-sama of it?”
“Because,” I replied, “we believe all of this is all part of a larger incident, one where some sort of malevolent force is distorting the desires of those in Gensokyo for an unknown purpose. We’ve already found, and resolved, the distorted desires of dozens of people across Gensokyo, ranging from ordinary villagers to some of Gensokyo’s most influential figures. More importantly, the fortresses we have found so far all belonged to people in leadership positions. The fact of the matter is, we have no idea who all across Gensokyo has fortresses. Quite literally anyone could be a fortress ruler, including Yukari. Should they become aware of our activities, they would move to take us out in real life, and their cognitions would be such that infiltrating their fortresses would be effectively impossible, due to the massive amount of security inside. So, I request, until I say otherwise, that Yukari be left out of the loop for as long as possible.”
“But, wouldn’t it be easy to see if she has one or not?” Marisa asked. “Like, just say her name into the key?”
I shook my head. “Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. From what I’ve been able to gather so far, these fortresses haven’t always existed. It’s entirely possible all of them were only recently formed. In fact, there might be fortresses forming as we speak. Just because she, or anyone else, isn’t distorted now doesn’t mean they can never become distorted enough to form one. We don’t know what causes some people to form fortresses and others to simply become loose targets drifting throughout Ethos. If someone were to learn our identities and then later form a fortress, it would cause massive complications for us from the start. That is why I want as few people to know about us and our activities for as long as possible, even if they are a Youkai Sage.” I finished off my sake. “Still, you did spearhead the investigation into the incident which turned out to be Maruki’s Metaverse meddling, and you do seem wise and trustworthy. I believe our secret is safe with you, plus you deserve to know what really happened.”
Ran nodded. “I have lived for over a thousand years, grew all nine of my tails, and have seen and resolved countless incidents, and never once have I met an incident of this complexion, one involving the collective consciousness of humanity and the beliefs that shape the world itself. The Hakurei Border exists to shield things from waning belief, but somehow I never thought much of it, of the way cognition shapes the world around us…”
Reimu shrugged. “I guess it’s just never been the basis of a full incident before now.”
“Perhaps you’re right,” Ran said.
Alice looked over to Reimu. “You know, I’ve noticed you’re moderating yourself much more than last month, with the alcohol I mean.”
“Honestly, I don’t know what got into me that night,” Reimu said. “Sure, I can drink myself a bit loose and tipsy sometimes, but that night I felt like a demon was possessing me and making me drink as much as possible until I blacked out. Then I had that dream where I fought Maruki, and then he woke up here.” She sighed, and rested her arms on the table. “I really wonder if some force was sending me to that place to try and kill him, and I damn near did so twice. He was really powerful at the time. Maybe his actions were getting in the way of someone else’s plans and they decided to have me, the Crimson Slasher, go and assassinate him? Who would even have that kind of power?”
“I don’t know…” I said.
We sat silently for a couple moments, before Byakuren broke it. “Do you remember any other details from that night?”
Reimu looked up. “Well, I mean… At one point, when it seemed like he had turned the tables against me and the Phantom Thieves, all of a sudden doors appeared on our backs, feeding power into us. I heard a couple of them talk about some figure floating behind the battlefield, but I was too focused on the fight to try and see for myself.”
Ran shot up. “Doors… On backs…”
“Is something the matter, Ran-sama?” Youmu asked.
Ran shook her head. “...no, it’s nothing.”
“Well, whatever you say…” Marisa said. I’m sure we all had the same thought: Ran might know who that person was, or perhaps not. Even if she did know, she might not have wanted to discuss the matter if she didn’t need to. For now, I knew our main concern was solving the mystery of the Metaverse incident centered in Gensokyo, and making sure our secret didn’t get out.
“In any case, I will keep this a secret from Yukari-sama for as long as I can,” Ran said. “In return, I only expect you all to keep up your work in resolving this incident. Know that you all can call upon the resources I have, including myself, should you ever need my assistance.”
“Thank you, Ran-sama,” I said.
“On the subject of Yukari,” Reimu said, “any idea when she’ll be waking up?”
Ran shook her head. “I haven’t a clue. She has been hibernating longer than usual this year, but she has slept this late sometimes in the past. She has never missed flower-viewing, so I am confident she will stir by then.”
“My forecasting device is predicting that the sakura blooms ought to occur right around the first calendar day of spring this year,” Nitori said. “We should all get together someplace and celebrate!”
“Excellent idea,” Byakuren said. “We can all gather at the temple and enjoy the blooms there.”
“Don’t forget about the blooms here at the Shrine,” Reimu said.
“Or the Netherworld,” Youmu said. “We have more and more beautiful blossoms than anyone!”
“I’ll make sure there’s beer,” Aya said. “Tengu-brewed sake is some of the best there is!”
“Aw, c’mon, it wouldn’t be flower-viewin’ without sakura-mochi!” Marisa said.
I chuckled. “It seems we have all bonded as a group of true companions, haven’t we?”
Mamiko looked around, and smiled. “I’m glad I could have all of you as my first friends. I’m sure I will learn a lot.”
Alice patted her on the back. “You will. I’m sure of it.”
Chapter 53: Not-So Mystic Square
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I had a busy morning working at the shop, rearranging the merchandise and helping customers find what they needed. By now, I had gotten the motions completely down, and the villagers all thought I was a kind, caring gentleman, particularly with how I always helped out elderly folks and children. They also loved hearing about my adventures Outside, and they thought it was inspiring how an orphan like me was able to work his way up to being a celebrity detective.
Of course, the day’s biggest gossip was how I demonstrated I could fly, and used spell cards to repel a curse god the previous day. I feared I might be looked at with suspicion by the villagers, but thankfully that was not the case; most seemed glad that they had a public defender to ward off menacing youkai living right there in the village.
Around lunch, Keine dropped by, and seemed eager to talk, so Masato and I made some tea and skewers for her and we sat around the table to visit.
“So, I heard about your stunt yesterday,” Keine said. “About how you outed a curse god at the Hinamatsuri festival at the shrine and scared her away after beating her in a Spell Card duel?”
“I suppose,” I said. “Then all the girls crowded around me saying how cool and awesome I was. I… wasn’t sure what to think, since they were all young girls. Reimu wasn’t too happy, since I took all the attention away from her shrine, on her birthday no less.”
Keine chuckled. “Oh, I bet. The other villagers are already singing your praises as some kind of hero who swooped in to defend them from evil youkai. Which is, of course, Reimu’s job, and she tends to be looked on with suspicion by the humans of the village, so of course she’d get jealous.” She wagged her finger. “Of course, now this means everyone has high expectations of you to help protect the village from harm. You’d better remember that!”
Masato smirked. “Well, perhaps if you’re going to get dragged out to deal with incidents from now on and not work at the shop, then perhaps I’ll have to start charging rent.”
“Ah, there will be no need,” I said. “I do quite enjoy being kept busy. You could say I got used to being on my feet all the time when I was a detective, between going to school and solving cases. If anything, I found myself restless with nothing to do after coming here, since nothing interesting ever happens in the village, so I went out to make friends, and go do things with them.”
“Except all of those friends are girls,” Masato grinned.
“Er, yes, well…”
“And not only that, but it appears that list has grown to include some youkai, in addition to Reimu and Marisa both,” Keine added. “And what’s more, I spoke with Aya the other day, and she didn’t seem… Aya-like, if you get what I mean, and it was only after she had gotten to know you. Just what kind of ability to charm women do you have?”
“Honestly, I wish I knew the answer to that myself,” I said. “It just… happens, no matter what I do. I would go anywhere in public, and in only a few seconds there would be a large crowd of fangirls squeeing my name and absolutely losing it.”
Keine nodded. “Your friends here aren’t like that. They’re all strong-willed and won’t be swayed by anything, but even then you managed to do the impossible, which was to get them all as friends of yours quickly, and they already are acting differently with you around.”
I looked up at her. “Well, what about you? You’re always coming in and checking on me like a concerned mother, making sure I have everything I need, asking if I’m doing alright…”
Keine blushed. “Er, I mean, I’m only-”
“He’s got a point,” came a voice. We all turned and saw Mokou standing in the doorway. “You’d make an excellent mom and wife, so why don’tcha go make it happen already?”
Keine stood up, her face flushing even more. “M-mokou??? What are you doing here?!?”
“Came to get this guy,” Mokou replied, pointing at me. “We made a deal a few days ago.”
“Indeed we did,” I nodded. “But, we’re still having lunch, and I need to finish some things up for Masato before I can go anywhere.”
“No prob,” Mokou said. “Care if I join?”
“By all means,” Masato said, pulling a chair up for her. “It’s been a while since I had a full house like this.”
We all ended up visiting for a little while, talking about various things such as some recent village happenings, including some alleged petty thieves taking things from food stalls or one case of an elderly lady throwing her son under the bus over family issues (as well as me mentally noting their names for later so I could see if any of them were Ethos targets). It made me realize more just how small and tightly-knit this community was, how small things were everyone’s business and how, in Tokyo or any other big city, nobody ever seemed to ever discuss these things, simply because of how many people there were.
As promised, after cleaning up after lunch and working some more (which Mokou offered to assist in), Mokou led me outside the shop so we could discuss where we would go drinking.
“Do you have a preference?” I asked.
Mokou shook her head. “Not really, no. I don’t visit town all that much, so I’m down for any good bar here that you know of.”
“I see,” I replied. “There is one I’ve been to a few times, we could go there-”
“Hey!” came a voice.
I turned around, and saw Rika coming down the street towards us.
“Rika?” I said. “What are you doing here in the village?”
“You didn’t forget about my request, did you?” she questioned.
“What request?” Mokou asked, cocking a brow.
“Er… it’s a secret,” I said.
“A ‘secret’ eh?” She smirked. “You two dating or somethin’?”
“Wha- ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!” Rika shouted, blushing. “It’s… he just owes me something, alright?!?”
I sighed. “Well, alright… although you haven’t told me what exactly it is I owe you.”
Rika put her hands to her side, and said confidently, “well, it was a surprise until now. You owe me… a trip to Makai!”
I stepped back. “...Makai?”
“Yup! We’re gonna go have tea there, for no particular reason at all!”
Mokou hunched over. “Like I said, you gonna take ‘im to your place and-”
“SHUT UP!!!!” Rika shouted again. “Just… tea and booze, that’s all that matters!!”
I shrugged. “Well, alright… but as you can see, I already had another arrangement…”
“I can go with if ‘ya don’t mind,” Mokou said. “Like I said, I don’t care where we drink, just as long as there’s booze. And I’ve somehow never been to Makai in my long life, so why not check it out?”
I smiled. “Splendid. Then I can knock out two birds with one stone.”
“All… alright,” Rika stuttered. “Just… just don’t embarrass me any more, okay??”
“Can’t promise that, kid,” Mokou said.
As it turned out, the path to Makai went by the shrine. We walked past, and could see Reimu having the fairies and Maruki put things away. She looked at us, shot me an incredulous look no doubt in response to me being with two girls at once, then shrugged and went back to what she was doing.
We soon arrived at a cave entrance, where we saw two more figures standing out in front. As we got closer, we could see that those figures were Alice and Marisa, respectively.
“Now, we’re going to visit Shinki,” Alice told Marisa. “You’d best be polite and show her the utmost respect.”
“Yeah, yeah, I hear ‘ya,” Marisa complained. “Basically, just don’t piss ‘er off, right?”
Alice sighed. “You really are not taking this seriously at all, are you?”
“Y’all going to see Shinki?” Rika spoke up. “That’s funny, because I was going to go see her too.”
Marisa looked over. “Oh, good to see you Rika-” Then her eyes widened, and she exclaimed, “wait, what the hell????”
“Oh, hi, Marisa,” Rika smiled. “Been a little while, hasn’t it?”
“I mean, yeah, but, the hell ‘ya doin’ with him???” Marisa said, shocked.
Rika shrugged. “Oh, I mean, business. He and I have a deal going on, so he’s coming with me to Makai today.”
Marisa looked over to me and pointed. “You never told me you met her!”
“Do you two know each other?” I asked.
“‘Course we do!” Marisa replied. “We’ve known each other for ‘bout fifteen years! Ever since that time I got tangled up with Reimu and ‘er mom goin’ down to Makai ‘cause Shinki tried to set up a tourism business to Gensokyo and-”
“I’d… rather not get into that,” Rika sighed. “That was an embarrassing incident.”
“Indeed,” Alice nodded. “I still wonder what the hell she was drinking to convince her that that was a good idea.” She looked over to Mokou. “By the way, why are you here too?”
“You could say Goro owes me a favor, too,” Mokou said.
“I had prior commitments to fulfill with both of them, so Mokou will be joining us. And now it looks like we’re all going to the same place.”
Alice groaned. “Great, just great. I thought it’d be tough just to manage Marisa. Now I have to take care of you three as well.”
“Eh, I can handle myself just fine,” Mokou said. “Ain’t nothin’ in Makai that would scare me.”
“I know that, it’s just… you and Shinki…” Alice paused, then slumped over. “Just… behave yourself, okay?”
“Can’t promise 'ya that either,” Mokou joked.
The inside of the cave was, predictably, dark, although the air was much warmer, clammier and humid than the cold day outside. Marisa shone a light to help us navigate, revealing moss on the walls as well as arcane inscriptions, which grew more numerous the further into the cave we delved. We eventually arrived at a stone pedestal, which was circular with a pentagram in the center and five torches along its edge.
I looked down at it, hesitating to step on it. “Is this the portal to Makai?”
“Kinda,” Marisa said. “It’s a bit more complex than that. They don’t just let anyone in or out, otherwise there’d be demons spreadin’ all over Gensokyo like shingles.”
“Demons?” I asked. “Are they like oni?”
Alice shook her head. “No, more like western demons. Shinki created Makai a long time ago as a home for arcane beings. Its landscape is unstable, with vast expanses of metallic plains under a red sky, mountains floating in midair, forests of crystalline trees, and large areas of complete darkness dotted with objects which look like stars and nebulas. She rules all of Makai from her palace, Pandaemonium, which sits at the center of a large, bustling city, built atop an immense floating diamond, surrounded by several smaller diamonds and floating above the vast, desolate Makai expenses at a confluence of magic which makes it habitable.”
“Sounds like a hell of a place,” Mokou remarked. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d guess it was Hell.”
“Lotsa people who see it for the first time think that,” Marisa said. “Anyway, as I said before, it ain’t easy to get to, from Gensokyo, or anywhere for that matter. Some things can teleport between the two, like the Palanquin Ship, which they’ve offered to let me use if that makes gettin’ into Makai easier, but I don’t need it. This cave has been here a long time, and for whatever reason the barrier between Makai and Gensokyo is particularly weak here. We can summon a demon who has the power to fling us into Makai and back from here.”
Alice walked over to one of the torches, then produced a silver knife. “Each of these torches requires a blood tithe. Once they’re lit, we utter an incantation and the demon will appear.” She looked around. “Normally, only myself, and Marisa if she’s with me, do this, but since we have five people I think it’s only fair if everyone provides their fair share.”
“Understood,” I nodded. I know it may seem I accepted providing blood without hesitation, but you must recall I was accustomed to spilling countless liters of blood from my foes and shedding some of my own in the process, not to mention I had performed hits in real life as well, so a small prick of blood was hardly daunting to me. Alice came around, cutting a slash in our palms and allowing the blood to drop into the torches, before slapping an ointment onto the wound which healed it instantly without so much as a scar left behind. She would then add a bit of oil to the torches, which Mokou lit as Alice went around. Eventually, Alice let her own blood drop into the final torch, and once all the torches were alight the pentagram began to emanate with an eerie, crimson glow, and a low hum which sounded like the moans of tortured souls.
The hairs on my neck, my arms, really everywhere on my body stood up and I felt a chill radiate across my body. I had faced many monsters in the Metaverse, but the prospect of meeting a real demon was highly intimidating. As Alice and Marisa took part in praying and saying the Latin phrase, which unnaturally reverberated as it echoed off the cave walls, wind blew from the center of the pentagram, and a red mist rose from the ground. At this point, I was certain I would come face-to-face with a towering, dark red-skinned humanoid with wide batlike wings and whose presence contaminated your very soul as it eyed you and plotted to take you to Hell.
The being who actually appeared, however, subverted those expectations.
“Good day, Alice-san,” the girl said.
“Good day to you as well, Sara,” Alice replied. The girl, Sara, was wearing a red dress with a white scarf and sleeves, and had purple hair and purple eyes. Unnatural, yes, but far from what I expected for a demon. Still, I understood that demons also attempted to trick humans into letting their guards down with disarming guises, so I remained vigilant.
Sara looked around. “I see you brought company this time.” She approached me in particular. “And you… you seem like an odd fit for this group.”
“Ah, well… I suppose,” I said. Keeping calm, I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi. Pleased to meet you, Sara-san.”
Sara smiled. “Well, aren’t you a polite fellow?” She looked toward the others. “No doubt he charmed you all into coming here today?”
All the girls, except for Alice who just rolled her eyes, blushed, and each one shouted “OF COURSE NOT!!!!”
Sara chuckled. “Heh… I mean, I’ll take your word for it, but…” She shook her head. “Anyway, I see you all paid some of the blood tithe. So I guess I have to let you all in at once.” She stepped back to the edge of the pentagram, then held out her arms toward the center and focused, causing the ground to shake. After a moment, an object emerged, which… looked like a stone Warp Pipe with goat skull etchings on the side, and even made the same “warp pipe emerging from the ground” sound as in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. “There ‘ya go, straight to Pandaemonium, just for Alice and her friends.”
“I thank you,” Alice bowed, before jumping straight in. Marisa followed closely behind, then Rika, then Mokou. After a moment’s pause, I followed them in, jumping and sliding down, before suddenly being thrust back up and out of the pipe, right into a most unnatural landscape.
I slowly stepped forward, taking in the sight before me: a magnificent, glistening city, over which towered an imposing, vast crystal palace, over which spanned what appeared to be a blue sky with clouds immediately above the city but which tapered out into an eerie, stark crimson on all horizons, criss-crossed with wispy streams of what could only be pure mana. I could also tell we were on the edge of the city: behind me was a drop-off leading down into a void which occasionally flashed with hexagonal tiles. Orbiting the city were numerous crystals and floating landmasses, covered in trees and with waterfalls which cascaded off the edges and then dissipated into nothing.
“So this… is Makai,” I mused.
“Pretty much,” Rika shrugged. “You get used to it after a while.”
Mokou looked around. “Gotta say, I’ve been to a lot of places in my life, but this place is somethin’ else entirely.”
“Makai is absolutely stuffed to the gills with mana,” Marisa explained. “If you can get past the monsters, the unnatural landscape and the miasma, you’ll find it’s easier to learn to do magic here. In fact, this place has so much magic, that someone on the verge of becomin’ a true magician would turn just by entering.”
Alice turned toward the palace. “We should get going. I don’t want to keep Lady Shinki waiting.”
“Damn straight,” Rika said. “Don’t wanna piss her off…”
We strolled down the avenue leading to Pandaemonium’s front door. The road was lined with shops, bars and high-rises, and bustling with all sorts of people. Normal humans, demons, devils, youkai, talking animals, goblins and even things like living spellbooks, all of these co-mingled, and it really seemed like something straight out of a fantasy roleplay campaign. And I will admit, the sight of a winged demon in a sharp business suit drinking coffee and complaining about work to a cat-man was quite an interesting and surreal sight. Mokou stopped briefly to pick up some jerked meat which the butcher claimed came from a sphinx. And it seemed quite a few people knew either Alice, Rika or both, since they would say hi to them and they would say hi and wave back.
“And that’s my house right there,” Rika said, pointing out a structure which looked more like a warehouse than a home. “That’s where I build and keep all my tanks, and sell my crap to the people livin’ here.”
“What do they do with those, exactly?” I asked, before seeing one such machine flying overhead.
“People use my gadgets for all sorts of stuff,” Rika explained. “Vehicles, robot assistants, custom weapons, even coffee makers. I’ve got automated machines manufacturing them as well as paid workers. Most of the electronic and mechanical stuff in this city, if it wasn’t imported from Outside and I don’t need to tell you that that’s really expensive, came outta my factory. My actual apartment is that penthouse-lookin’ thing on top of the main factory. It makes a lotta money, but like I said, Shink isn’t the most forgiving landlord.”
“How much is the rent?” Alice asked.
“I’ll only say millions per month,” Rika replied. “Yen, I mean.”
“Yeesh,” Marisa said. “Sounds like Shinki charges ‘ya more for that place per month than I’ve seen in my lifetime.”
Rika shrugged. “Well, I mean, I am the richest non-Shinki resident in the city. Of course she wants a cut of the pie.”
We arrived at the front gates of Pandaemonium. Streets crowded with buildings, pavement and people gave way to spacious gardens and hedges, a park for all to enjoy. Then the golden gates at which guards were posted; Alice was able to let us all in. Beyond the gate, the palace’s imposing facade rose into the air seemingly forever, and shining steps ascended all the way to the massive oak doors lined with stained glass windows. Truly, this was the home of an almighty demon queen, and I waited with bated breath to finally meet the esteemed master of both the household and Makai itself.
As we reached the doors, they creaked open, revealing a blonde, red-dressed maid. “Ah, Alice-san. You made it.”
“Of course,” Alice nodded. “And I brought some guests with me today.”
“I see that,” the maid smiled. She did a curtsey. “My name is Yumeko. I am Shinki-sama’s loyal servant. Come. She is awaiting all of you.”
We did as she requested and followed her through the palace. I thought the foyer at the Scarlet Devil Mansion was grand, but even that was put to shame by what this place had on display. It was impossibly sprawling, with a massive chandelier seemingly made entirely out of disconnected floating diamonds shining glistening lights in all directions, stained glass designs everywhere, a sprawling floor mural depicting a being with six angel wings and six demon wings, and a basilica dome up above pained with classical designs straight out of Michelangelo. A grand staircase led to all the different floors, which we ascended for three levels before circling around and entering a short hallway leading to the dining room, where a dinner spread was already laid out. At the head of the table was an ornate seat, no doubt the one at which Shinki herself would be seated.
Marisa sniffed the air. “Daaamn, did ‘ya cook all this yourself?”
“Of course,” Yumeko said. “I am Shinki’s chief maid.”
“You’re just like Sakuya, ‘ya know that?” Marisa smiled.
“You say her name a lot,” Yumeko said, “but I’ve never met her. Perhaps one day, when I have time off, I could go visit.”
“Even though that’s basically never,” Marisa shrugged.
“And besides, her mistress works her just as hard, if not even more,” Alice added. Then, gradually, I felt an oppressive, dark presence overtake the room, and chills ran down my entire body. A force, no, a miasma of dark, arcane energies infected the room. Candles were snuffed out, the water in the glasses turned to blood, or perhaps wine. Truly, this could only herald the arrival of an elder demon, or-
“ALICE-CHAN!”
Suddenly, a lilac-haired woman in red robes appeared right behind Alice and glomped her.
“Oof!” Alice squirmed and resisted, trying to get the woman off of her. “Don’t do that, Lady Shinki, you know I hate that, especially when there’s guests around!”
“Oh, sorry sorry…” Shinki backed off, then turned to face us. “Welcome. I trust you are all friends of Alice?”
“Eh, you could say that,” Mokou said. “Although, it’s better to say we’re all friends of this guy.” She pointed at me, putting me on the spot.
Shinki tilted her head. “Oh? And who might you be?”
“Er, right,” I stuttered, before regaining composure and bowing. “My name is Goro Akechi. I am indeed a friend of Alice, and of Marisa, Rika, and Mokou here.”
Shinki stared at me silently, before looking around at the others and asking, “which one of you got a boyfriend?”
Marisa, Mokou and Rika all got together and shouted, “HE’S NOT MAH BOYFRIEND, YA DUMMY!”
“Haah…” Alice sighed. “You know better than to say that, Lady Shinki.”
Shinki giggled. “Well, don’t you think it a bit odd that a man would be here with four girls otherwise?”
“I sometimes joke that I live in a harem manga,” I said. “But, the food is getting cold. We should sit down to eat.”
“Of course,” Shinki smiled.
“So you are one of the famed ‘Hourai Immortals’ Alice has spoken to me of.”
“Pretty much,” Mokou said in between bites. “Me and Kaguya have been goin’ back an’ forth for the past somethin’ odd centuries, the last four especially. Iunno, I’ve also been all over the world seein’ things and doin’ odd jobs, fought in some wars, but nothin’ compares to goin’ head-to-head with Kaguya. It’s not even really ‘bout family honor anymore, we just do it for the sake of doin’ it.” She held up a finger, from which a white bolt of electricity crackled and struck her remaining steak. “Recently, I’ve been dabbling in electromancy in addition to my pyromancy.”
“Aren’t they different, though?” Rika asked.
“Not really,” Marisa said. “Fire and lightning are both forms of energy. If you’re proficient in one, the other ain’t hard to figure out. I know some really basic electromancy, but it’s nowhere near advanced or focused enough to use in combat. And even if it were, I’d never use it against Reimu.”
“Why not?” Rika asked again. “I don’t know her that well, so…”
Marisa sighed. “Well, you see, Reimu’s deathly scared of lightning, ever since her mom died in a thunderstorm. She turns into a nervous wreck on stormy nights during monsoon season. She basically could not face Iku during that one incident, instead me, Alice and Patche had to do it.”
Shinki took a sip. “I’ve always wanted to hear more stories about the incidents you all get involved in.”
“Well, we haven’t been involved in anything recently worth talking about, but given how Gensokyo is I bet it’ll just be a matter of time,” Marisa said.
“And I mostly don’t involve myself in incidents as much as I used to,” Alice said. “I’ve been focusing more on my quest for knowledge.”
“Like that living doll you’ve always wanted to make?” Shinki asked. “How is that coming along?”
Alice was quiet. She looked down, then back up. “Well… I kind of wanted it to be a surprise, but… I have finally succeeded.”
Shinki’s eyes widened, then she stood up and clapped. “Bravo, Alice! I knew you could do it! What’s her name?”
“Her name is Mamiko Shinshou,” Alice said. “We all helped her pick it. I apologize that she couldn’t come today, though. She already had a date to go train at the Myouren Temple. She was born from the spirit of a warrior, you know, so she’s constantly training and improving her skills for the next big fight. She is also a Buddhist, so she goes to the Temple to pray and meditate, as well as to train. She also spars with Youmu regularly.”
“She’s quite the hardass, but also really curious ‘bout the world, which is why we’re all showin’ her around,” Marisa added.
“Mmhm,” Shinki affirmed. She turned to look at me. “And you. You haven’t told me how you managed to befriend these lovely ladies.”
I nodded. “Well, you see, I’m from Outside originally. Tokyo, to be exact, and Shibuya to be even more precise. I was a prolific student detective, as well as a celebrity of sorts due to my solving many unsolvable cases. Unfortunately, I was caught in a near-death experience while investigating one such case, which ultimately saw me falling to Gensokyo. Mokou here found me and nursed me back to health, then her friend Keine led me to the village and found me work and a place to sleep. Working for Marisa’s father, coincidentally enough.”
“Yeah, and he’s even got my old room,” Marisa said. “Feels weird knowin’ there’s a dude livin’ in my house and sleepin’ in my room as an itty bitty baby.”
“No doubt getting sweaty and stripping down to get dressed everyday to-” Rika started to say, before Marisa’s face reddened and she shot her a death glare.
“Not… at the dinner table, you two, please,” Alice insisted. “Remember, I asked for the utmost respect in front of her.”
Marisa shrugged. “Eh, it’s not like she’s that uptight about table manners or anything like that.”
Shinki smiled. “Oh, but what if I am?” she said, menacingly, with an echo, while a dark mist formed behind her and six, demonic purple wings spread out.
Marisa and Rika panicked and grabbed each other. “WE’LL BE GOOD! WE’LL BE GOOD!”
Shinki giggled as she withdrew everything. “I’m kidding, of course. I just thought that would be funny.”
Mokou paused and gave Alice a cock-eyed glance. “Don’t look at me,” Alice shrugged. “I call her ‘Master’ and ‘Lady Shinki,’ but she’s basically also my adoptive mom. And she really likes treating me like her own child.”
“I remember how much I used to spoil you,” Shinki said. “Don’t you remember all those wonderful baked goods and sweets I used to feed you all the time?”
“Uh-huh, and now Marisa here can’t get enough of them,” Alice said dryly. She glanced over to her. “And yet you keep insisting that you prefer Japanese food.”
“I do,” Marisa said. “It’s just that your sweets are so good, I have to make an exception. No one cooks as good as you, not even Sakuya.”
“Oy oy,” came Yumeko’s voice. “Don’t sing that girl’s praises too much, miss black-white. I taught her everything she knows.” She looked over to Shinki next. “And you do recall I was the one making all those sweets, right? Your cooking is like… well, how do I put it politely?”
“On par with Kaguya’s?” Mokou said. “I’ve tasted her ‘cooking,’ it’s damn near a lethal weapon.”
Yumeko nodded. “Sounds about right.”
“I myself am still rather mediocre,” I said. “I actually didn’t learn to start cooking until just after coming to Gensokyo. Prior to that, I was mostly living off of convenience food.”
“Bleh,” Shinki said. “I sometimes visit Tokyo and other places across Japan, I have no idea how you people can eat that dredge. Didn’t your parents ever make you eat something healthy every once in a while?”
I shook my head. “...I lost both of them when I was young. I lived on my own for most of my life.”
Shinki was silent, before sinking back down into her seat. “Oh. I… I see…”
“Is something the matter?” I asked.
Shinki shook her head. “No, it’s nothing.”
After a while, we departed from Shinki’s palace. We walked the streets, helping Alice gather Western ingredients from the numerous unusual vendors, including an elf who sold bread, sugar and milk, a goblin fishmonger, and an ogre butcher. Marisa made use of her bag gun, which was just as useful in transporting real-world goods as it was at keeping Metaverse treasure and weapons. After gathering everything Alice had on her shopping list, we prepared to head back, passing through the central square, before the world stopped and shimmered blue. I knew what this meant: looking around, I saw Rika, who uniquely was not also frozen, and Lavenza, standing by a Velvet Room door.
“My master requests to see you once more,” Lavenza said.
“Affirmative,” I replied.
Inside the Velvet Room, Rika stood aside while I stood and faced Igor, whose grin was as constant as ever.
“I understand you have requested my presence,” I said. “No doubt this is in relation to the fortress we recently took down?”
“Indeed,” Lavenza bowed. “A location born from the heart of an unloved, self-loathing woman, overcome with envy and who imposed an unjust system upon her people to strike at one person…”
I looked down. “Of course. A caste system, under which innocent people, unconnected to her grudge, were forced to be weighed down for generations. Still, Aya mentioned that, before that, the Tengu were hardly a civilized people, with much infighting and tribalism, and now the system that they’ve come to know has simply vanished… On one hand, I feel grateful, and yet, I cannot also help but feel uncertain if we did the right thing…”
“This feeling is quite natural,” Igor explained, “feeling uncertain if a large change you have enacted was indeed the correct move. Part of taking responsibility for your actions involves seeing such changes through yourself and ensuring that your desired outcome emerges. You have assisted Aya, a woman who seeks truth and justice, in ridding her society of what she and you viewed as a corrupt system. Now, you must work with her and others to ensure that the Tengu do not again fall to distortion.” He chuckled. “It has been quite marvelous observing your journey thus far, but your road to redemption has only just begun. You yourself know this, and I have great faith in you that you will stick true to the path that you follow in your heart, and we will be here to assist you in any way we can.”
Rika grinned. “Which includes the big surprise I had waitin’ until now.” She snapped her fingers, causing three tanks to appear. “Two things: first off, I tinkered around with the tanks to ensure that they could handle creatin’ more powerful Personas. You’re only gonna face stronger and stronger foes goin’ forward, so I wanted to make sure you had the best. Your fusions have been really helpful in makin’ this reality, and now you can fuse three Personas at once to get even stronger ones. Anything you fuse this way should be born beefier than usual, and they might even come with some goodies. And if my notes are correct, there might be some which are impossible to fuse otherwise, so feel free to come by and test it out anytime.”
“I’ll make sure to remember that,” I said.
“Right then. Second…” She pushed her remote and materialized a floating device with a digital forcefield atop it. “You know all those trash Personas you pick up all the time from your fights? And even if you didn’t negotiate with them, they still bleed energy which gets sucked up into your mask, and it’s got a metric shitload of residual energy inside it as a result. I experimented with a way to make all that useful, and this machine is the answer. It’ll convert all that excess power, all those excess Personas, into energy which you can then feed to the ones you actually use to make them stronger. Just come by once you got time, and I’ll help you unload all that.”
I smiled and nodded. “That sounds very useful. Keep up the hard work.”
“Heh, thanks.” She took out her list, flipped through it and pointed at the next item. “Anyway, both of those ought to make my next request easier. I’m looking for a Pegasus with Speed Master. This one will be kinda hard if you don’t use all the tools that you have, and you might have to get creative if you don’t just wanna blast through a buncha fusions, but I’m sure you can do it.”
I put my hand to my chest and bowed. “I’ll do my best.”
“Great.” She looked at the door. “You should prolly get goin’. Alice and the others are waitin’ on ‘ya for sure.”
When I exited the room, Marisa came up to me, asking me, “dude, why did you just space out?” She looked around. “Also, where did Rika go?”
Alice shrugged. “She did say she wanted to go home after this. Perhaps she just slipped out?”
“Sounds like something she’d do alright,” Marisa said. “Anyway, let’s blow. I have gold flecks at home I need to separate.”
3/5
*knock knock*
I stood at the door of the Geyser Center, hoping Utsuho would come and answer. I didn’t know if she worked on Sundays, or if she even cared what day of the week it was. Given her role in keeping the Center up and running, though, I wouldn’t have been surprised if she worked every day.
The door soon opened, revealing Utsuho in her usual safety vest and helmet. “Welcome back, Akechi-kun. Okuu was expecting you.”
I bowed. “I have wrangled the evil spirit for you.” I presented the glassy stone. “It turned into this after we defeated it.”
Utsuho took the stone and examined it. “Okuu has not seen spirit like this before. Akechi-kun has unique talents. Okuu thanks you.” She then took a bite out of the stone like a cookie, and I could hear the glass being crunched up in her mouth. “Spirit kind of stale. Spirit must be weak. Typical.”
“O…kay?” I said, somewhat bewildered.
Utsuho finished her “cookie” and smiled. “Okuu is satisfied. Okuu will have kappa engineers install power to Kirisame shop, as promised. If other spirits come and infect equipment, Okuu will call on you to come deal with them.” She snapped her fingers twice, and two kappa workers, one with a turtle on her head in place of a helmet, came and stood to attention. “How long will it take to install lines to Kirisame shop?”
One of the kappa looked in the direction of the village, then said, “we could probably get an underground singlephase and transformer up in about a week or so, but we’ll need permission to work in the village.”
“I can get that from Reimu,” I said, “and Masato already knows the lines are coming. He seemed to really support it.”
“Excellent, we’d really appreciate it.” she said. “We’ll get to work straight away.” They re-entered the Geyser Center after that.
“As Okuu said, Okuu is proud of Akechi-san for catching spirit. Okuu not easily proud.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. I thought for a moment. “Although… I’ve never actually seen how the power is generated. Would you mind if I saw you work?”
Utsuho looked back at the door. “Work is not interesting. But if Akechi-san wants to see Okuu control nuclear fusion, then you shall witness it firsthand.”
“My pleasure,” I smiled.
We made our way back into the center, with the same miniature sun still floating over the deep pit, and kappa engineers and scientists still criss-crossing the floor.
Utsuho faced the pit. “As Okuu said, reactor is big and powerful place under Former Hell where suns for nuclear fusion are tamed to make power, heating steam and driving massive turbines. Okuu can’t take Akechi-san into reactor, reactor is restricted area. Flames of Former Hell are powered by corpses, but-”
“Corpses?” I asked.
Utsuho nodded. “Yes, corpses, powerful fuel for fires and flames, but this creates evil spirits which must be eaten or else they destroy equipment and terrorize surface humans and youkai. We are looking for alternative fuel source to avoid this problem. Down there, Okuu creates suns by massing and collapsing matter until it forms stars. Deuterium is sourced from these stars, and Okuu can also make black holes.”
“I see,” I said, trying to get past the fact that this birdbrain could make world-ending black holes. “And this sun right here?”
“This sun?” Utsuho looked at it. “Scientists run experiments on it, otherwise is just for display, is not nearly as powerful as suns in main reactor.”
“Is that so?” I asked.
“It is so,” Utsuho replied.
I shook my head. “Ah, sorry, I wasn’t actually looking for an answer, I just think it odd that a miniature sun, which would be considered nothing short of a miracle in the Outside world, here is put on display like it isn’t anything special.”
“Outside humans simple and stupid,” Utsuho dismissed. “Okuu could absorb all radiation in Chernobyl and Fukushima and make them safe in seconds if Okuu were allowed to. Okuu can touch Uranium and decay it into lead. Okuu can synthesize element 118. Stupid Americans didn’t know Lithium-7 could react if hit with enough energy until experiment blew up in their face. Nuclear physics is not place for trial-and-error.”
I stood up in surprise. “How do you know all that?”
“Okuu is from Russia,” Utsuho said. “Okuu lived through Cold War on frozen military base before coming to Gensokyo. Okuu would hear people discuss these things all the time.”
“Why were you stationed at a military base?” I asked.
“Was before Okuu had human form,” she explained.
I nodded. “Ah, I see.”
Utsuho then produced a PDA-like device before handing it to me. “Here. Is device used by workers to send and receive tasks. Should workers report evil spirits in equipment, you will be summoned to deal with it. You get paid per job. Also, Okuu will show you more of complex as you progress so you can access more places to exterminate spirits.”
I bowed. “Thank you, Okuu-san.”
“No need to be formal,” Utsuho said. “Just call me Okuu.”
I chuckled. “Oh, alright.” I walked toward the door, turned back and said, “I hope you have a good rest of your day.”
“Of course,” she said. “Satori-sama promised hard-boiled quail eggs for dinner tonight.”
“That sounds delicious,” I said.
“Okuu loves boiled eggs even though Okuu is bird.”
“Are they boiled in reactor water?”
“No, reactor water super-heated, would burn eggs and turn them green.”
“Then just serve them with green ham.”
“Where is green ham?”
“It was a joke, you wouldn’t get it.”
“Please, tell Okuu where this green ham can be found.”
“Oh, uh, well…”
“Okuu insists.”
I sighed. “Well, alright…”
Chapter 54: Detective Akechi Part 1: The Suit
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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cheshirecat: Hey Crow, would you mind coming by my house at some point today? I have something I want to show you.
pancakeman: I’m sorry, who is this?
godlygeneral: Apologies, that is my master.
pancakeman: Oh, alright. I’ll come by later.
I arrived at Alice’s house, whose lawn was green with patches of snow here and there. Several dolls greeted me, opened the door for me, and inside I found tea set out on the coffee table and Alice, Nitori and Mamiko seated and facing me.
“Welcome,” Alice said. “I trust you had no trouble coming here?”
“Not at all,” I said, kicking off my shoes and taking a seat. “I have a decent understanding of how Gensokyo is laid out by now.”
“Were you surprised to see Alice having one of our communicators?” Nitori smiled.
“We felt it would be a good idea for Alice-sama to have her own, rather than rely on mine,” Mamiko said.
“We also came up with a provisional code name for her for chat conversations, even though she doesn’t fight and explore with us,” Nitori said.
“After some thinking, I decided upon ‘Alexandria,’ as in the Library of Alexandria, since my motivations are different from all of yours, seeking to uncover the Metaverse’s mysteries and the secrets of the human heart, rather than raging against corruption and evil. Since I otherwise work alone, we felt mine didn’t have to be ‘snappy’ and quick and easy to say during a fight.”
“I think you’re just trying to show up Patchy,” Nitori smirked.
Alice giggled. “Well, perhaps.”
Nitori took a sip. “So, how was your day yesterday? Alice told me all about the trip you all took to Makai a couple days ago.”
I thought for a moment, then said, “Well, Utsuho wanted green eggs and ham, so I put on a radiation suit and gas mask and made it for her, Sam-I-Am.”
“Mm-hm, kinda reminds me of the ‘Macrowave’ someone I know made with her one time,” Nitori said. “The cucumber was in there for only a few seconds, but nobody wanted to touch it for three days until it stopped glowing.” She took a sip. “And besides, I thought you said you sucked at cooking."
“I used to, but I’m gradually getting better, thanks to Kirisame-san and Alice here.”
“I had him quickly fire up a stir-fry when we got back to my place that night after dropping off groceries for the Mansion,” Alice added. “It’s… passable, but there’s definitely room for improvement.” She shook her head. “Then again, from what I’ve heard, Utsuho can be sated with off-brand bird seed, so I think you did well enough for at least her.”
I sniffed the air. “Speaking of cooking, your house smells like coffee and curry, just like LeBlanc.”
“Alice-sama recently taught me how to brew coffee,” Mamiko said. “It’s rather different from brewing tea, grinding up the beans and then filtering hot water through them…”
“There’s quite a few things you can get in Makai that you can’t find in Gensokyo, like good coffee,” Alice said. “Makai has everything you could ever want, if you know where to find it and can pay the price, money or… otherwise.” She took a sip. “But, we’re getting off-topic. The reason we invited you over was because Nitori helped me and Mamiko build something.”
“You? Building machines?” I wondered.
“I mean, building a machine wasn’t the main point,” Nitori said, “but I remember Reimu saying that she thinks you’ll make a great incident resolver, based on how far you’ve been coming along with spell cards and your fighting skills in the Metaverse. It’s just that… well… a guy in bog-standard Japanese clothes like you doesn’t exactly inspire fear in the hearts of ne’er-do-wells. So, me and Alice came up with the idea that we’d bust together a tailoring machine that could make you a full wardrobe of incident-resolving outfits!”
“Oh really?” I said. “Tell me more.”
Alice waved her hand, prompting dolls to stream in carrying sewing supplies, needles, balls of string and fabric. “It’s as she said, we want to make you stand out from the crowd. I will admit, I’m not the best at designing clothes for men, but I will try my best to make your appearance as sharp as your wit.”
I smiled. “Well then, let’s get started.”
Alice insisted on getting manual measurements on me, not fully trusting the “auto-fit” feature on Nitori’s machine, and she was very meticulous and thorough. Waist size, arm span, shoe size, even head circumference for the hat. Once she had the measurements she needed, she presented a set of swatches, of which I was allowed to pick three. I chose light brown (my favorite color), gray and black in that order. Once this was done, the measurements were programmed into the rig, which had a screen showing extra features I wanted to add such as pockets, zippers, the color I wanted for the tie and undershirt (I chose colors to match each suit), a back buckle for jackets and, for whatever reason, cupholders. When it came time to select a hat, I chose a fedora for each, mostly because I thought I’d look a little silly in a bowler hat without a lit cigar with its own zip code in my mouth. Finally, the machine went to work, stitching each suit together and creating an extra copy of each, for a total of six outfits.
Once it was done, I took one of the finished outfits, went into the bathroom to change, before emerging to show off my brand new outfit: one which seemed straight out of a classic film noir or detective story. This particular outfit had a light brown jacket made out of high-quality felt with an analogous tie and white undershirt, a tan fedora, similarly tan slacks and chocolate-brown, spit-shined leather shoes. It also came with a matching overcoat styled similarly to the one on Ren’s Metaverse outfit but without the coattails.
I tipped my hat before putting it up on the coat rack like a proper gentleman. “So, ladies, what do you think? Did it come out as well as you had hoped?”
Alice held her hands together and smiled. “I think it looks wonderful!” she said. Nitori, meanwhile, appeared to be in a frozen rictus, as if the sheer dapper and manliness in front of her was too much for her mind to process. I tried waving my hand in front of her face, to no effect. Alice tried poking at her with a doll, only for Nitori to reflexively punch it across the room.
“Is she… okay?” I asked.
Alice looked down at her and gave her a nudge. This caused Nitori to snap out of her trance, and to jump up and down squeeing. “Omygodomygodomygodomygodomygodomygod, it’s…I mean, I’ve made excellent machines before, but that suit of yours is just… *sniff*... perfect…”
…I… didn’t even have the energy for a comeback at that moment.
Alice chuckled. “Well now, Mr. Casanova, it looks like you’ve got yourself a home-run look right there.”
“Yes,” I said, a bit irritated. “And now it will be impossible for me to go anywhere without throngs of girls hot on my heels.” I looked at myself in the mirror and examined the suit. “Still, this is a wonderfully made suit. In fact, I daresay it rivals the suits on display at high-end Ginza retailers, and those are all thousands of dollars at a minimum.”
“Ginza?” Alice asked. “Where’s that?”
“It’s one of the richest, most exclusive areas in Tokyo,” I explained.
“Oh really?” Alice smiled. “So you’re directly comparing my skills to those of the glitziest and most skilled clothes makers of the Outside? I’m… I’m actually really flattered. I’ve never known someone who could even make that comparison.”
Nitori leaned against her machine. “And now we can get absolutely filthy rich offa this!”
“I don’t think that much money even exists in Gensokyo,” Alice said.
“We could always defeat more shadows,” Mamiko said. “They always carry lots of money.”
“I mean, yeah, but we gotta have another source of income besides dungeon-crawling,” Nitori shrugged.
“I recall hearing about a game one time about a girl who inherits an item store mired in debt who then has to exploit capitalism and role-playing game logic in order to turn things around,” I added. “Perhaps we could try opening up a Lawson’s, Family Mart or 7-Eleven here.”
“I mean, if it means anything, we got the Coke secret formula, just not all the ingredients,” Nitori said. “Like, we have plenty of cocaine, just not the caramel coloring.”
…either they have the old recipe, completely misunderstood it, or both, I thought to myself.
Alice produced a list and handed it to me. “Right, then. Here are the care instructions for these clothes.” I looked over them and felt daunted. Doing laundry here without a modern washer and dryer was already a time-consuming challenge, and I always had my suits dry-cleaned, so reading her meticulous instructions for spot-cleaning and dust and lint removal made me realize that caring for these things was going to be a massive chore. Still, I realized it was worth it, in order to look sharp and professional while facing down whatever threats Gensokyo would have in store for me.
“Thank you, Alice,” I smiled.
“I’ll help you carry them back home so that they don’t get wrinkled,” Mamiko offered.
I bowed. “I would appreciate that.”
Later in town, after helping me carry back the suits and hang them up, Mamiko asked if I could show her around the town, and she had come with me in traditional clothes so that she could “fit in” with the villagers. This was my first time being “one-on-one” with her, so I obliged; I wanted to see what the puppet was like away from her master.
It was late in the afternoon, and Keine was letting her kids out of the Temple School, so the streets were buzzing with activity. We managed to find an out-of-the-way spot away from the crowd from which we could still observe them.
“This place is very busy today,” Mamiko said. “It’s just like the crowded streets of Kolkata or Mumbai.”
I looked at her. “How would you know? Have you been to those places?”
Mamiko shook her head. “Like I said, I am a shadow who roamed throughout the Sea of Souls, the Collective Unconscious. I have no experience with the human world, yet at the same time have recollections of experiences as though I had actually been there. In other words, I can remember places I’m certain I have never visited.”
I thought for a moment. “Sounds like deja vu,” I remarked.
“‘Deja vu?’” Mamiko asked, tilting her head.
“The feeling that you have been somewhere or done something before, but you can’t acutely recall whether or not you actually have. That feeling hits all of us at some point, but in your case I suspect it has something to do with the fact that you are a shadow representing Vajra, and so have memories that the real Vajra would be expected to have, based on the cognition of the masses.”
Mamiko looked down. “Cognition is a strange force. I act the way I do, know the things I do, and behave the way I do, simply because that is how I’m expected to be… Even before I took over a doll’s body, I was nothing more than a puppet of the masses…”
A puppet. I knew that feeling all too well. A piece on a chessboard, moved according to the whims of the person tugging my strings. I had allowed myself to become a “useful idiot” for the Conspiracy, and my father especially, carrying out their whims and bloodying my hands because they were too lazy, too weak or too cowardly to do so themselves. And then there was the God of Control, if they were to be believed, who played not only me, but also the Conspiracy, the entire public, and the Phantom Thieves, Ren included. We were all played for fools.
And then there was Mamiko. A shadow, an avatar of a god. In human culture, gods were revered as powerful beings deserving of worship and respect. Yet, when one thought of it, they were just as easily chained by the expectations of humans, and disappeared the moment they stepped out of line, or simply stopped being worshiped as people forgot about them. Here was an individual whose personality, habits and memories were shaped by what Hindus and Buddhists held Vajra to be. A true puppet, in every sense of the word, one who possessed a doll created by an actual puppet master, even if said puppet master was benevolent and wished the best for her.
I held her shoulder. “We’ll help you find your own identity. We’re your friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fall behind. Eventually, you’ll find the strength to forge your own path as you see fit. You alone, not anyone else, decides who Mamiko Shinshou is.”
Mamiko smiled. “...thank you. It’s reassuring, knowing that you all are on my side.” She pulled back. “Of course, for now I am content attending to Alice-sama, as I owe much to her, or training with Youmu or at the Temple. But, I would like to see more of this place, and have my own experiences as well.”
“That would be wonderful,” I smiled. “Perhaps embarking on a ‘training journey,’ where you meditate on top of a frozen mountain crag, a riverside, or venture into the depths of Hell itself, among other things.” I chuckled. “Well, okay, perhaps not that far, but you get what I mean.”
Mamiko nodded. “Right. I am certain I will create my own image for myself.”
“That’s the spirit,” I said. “Now then, why don’t we go get some drinks?”
3/7
At some point, I realized that I was getting enough messages from people that I decided to place a mailbox outside so that they had somewhere to put those messages besides just slipping it under the door and getting it dirty. This morning, I opened it to discover its first such message: a rose-decorated letter summoning me to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. No doubt Remilia had business with me, so I put on one of my new suits and made my way over.
“I must say, you are rather sharply dressed today,” Remilia commented in between sips of tea.
“Thank you,” I bowed. “It was a gift from my friends. They said that I needed ‘real’ incident-resolving clothes and that I shouldn’t go everywhere looking like a regular villager, because I think by now it has been established that I am not.”
Remilia gave a noblewoman’s chuckle. “Indeed, indeed. You are an uncommonly extraordinary man.” She took a sip. “Now, then, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here today.” She looked up at me. “Specifically, it concerns your imminent ruin.”
“Are you… talking about how you revealed my past last time, or how, according to you, Gensokyo is headed straight for Hell?”
She shook her head. “Oh no. I’m talking about an even more imminent ruin. One which is capable of causing the downfall of any man on Earth, even one who is as charming as you.”
I paused. “What… do you mean?”
“I mean…” She drew a string, then revealed several other strings hitting it not far from where it flowed from her finger, after which it plummeted straight down. “It would appear as though the fates of several ladies crash into yours at this exact point. As you can see, this will occur not too long from now; if I had to guess, perhaps in one week.”
I took in Remilia’s words. Several ladies, crashing into one point, one week from now…
…White Day.
“Gah!” I exclaimed, hitting the table.. “How did I forget?!” I sighed. “How am I going to repay all of those favors?”
Remilia chuckled again. “Ohoho, it appears you have fallen into the curse of good charms attracting favors from ladies.” She wagged a finger. “But you know, each return gift has to be three times the value!”
“You think I don’t know that?” I said dryly. I sighed again. “Well, then, I suppose I’ll have to go out shopping and find things which I can give back to all of them…”
Remilia shook her head. “Oh, that will not be necessary. I can do you one better. That is why I have called you here today.” She leaned over the table with a glare and a smirk. “What if I told you that I have something in this mansion that will impress even the most uptight and serious of women?”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Well well… in this mansion, inhabited by powerful sorcerers, we have created an indoor beach, the likes of which is unmatched by anything in Gensokyo.”
I sat up. “An… indoor beach? Like an indoor waterpark that they have at hotels Outside?”
“No, I mean an indoor beach. Sand, saltwater, tropical breezes, and enough tequila to make more coconut drinks than we know what to do with. We reserve it only for the most special of occasions, but in this case I’m thinking you may be worthy of inviting your friends to come and experience it.”
I rubbed my chin, thinking about her offer, and wondering about any “strings attached” that there might be. She was a vampire, and called herself the “Scarlet Devil,” so I knew she was likely a master of hiding clauses in the fine print to manipulate people, assuming she wasn’t lying about having something as impossible as an indoor beach. It didn’t help that demons occasionally told the truth, either to lure people into a false sense of trust, or to toy with people who assumed demons always lied.
“Can I see it first?” I asked.
“Certainly,” Remilia replied.
Remilia led me through the halls, down a flight of stairs and into the mansion’s basement. The first thing we were faced with was a set of massive, engraved oak double doors, and the word “Scarlet Bibliotheca” emblazoned on a golden plaque above them.
“This is the entrance to the mansion’s vast library and archives,” Remilia explained, “and where Patchouli lives. We will not be venturing inside today, but I am certain you will be able to experience it in time.”
I marveled the door in front of me. “The door itself is very large. How big is the library beyond it?”
“If it gives you a sense of scale,” Remilia said, “the entire rest of the mansion would be able to fit inside of it with room to spare.”
My eyes widened. “I see.”
We made a turn down another corridor, leading toward the mansion’s expensive wine cellar, as well as another door which the fairy maids and hobgoblins filed in and out of; Remilia explained that the mansion remained an active wine estate, but all of the winemaking work occurred in this facility. Further down the hallway was a door labeled “DANGER: AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY,” after which we arrived at one last door right at the end of the hallway. Remilia pointed at the lock and chanted a short spell, which popped it open and allowed access inside.
After passing through a short, gray hallway with changing rooms, another door opened to reveal quite the sight: glistening white sand, which my shoes met the second I stepped through the doorway, beyond which lay palm trees, a coming and going tide of ocean water, all encased in an underwater aquadome underneath the lake, through which the sun’s rays filtered through the rippling surface, and the vast, blue abyss sprawled out in all directions in front of us. A massive fish swam by the glass, before Remilia clapped her hands, causing the scene to be replaced by bright, blue, sun-blasted sky, the air to warm and clam up as though we were on an Okinawan Island, and a gentle breeze to blow off the “ocean.”
“So,” Remilia smirked, crossing her arms. “What do you think?”
“It’s incredible,” I said. “Truly incredible, that you would have a place like this right here…”
“The home of the Scarlet Devil, master of the sorcerous arts and Wu Xing, deserves nothing less,” she boasted. I looked behind me, and saw the door back out to the hallway disguised as a beach house. “As you can see, I have spared no detail. A layperson transported into this place would scarcely realize this place was not the real thing.”
I nodded. “Certainly, you could perhaps recreate The Truman Show here.”
Remilia turned back around. “Anyway, this place could easily repay the debts you owe all those girls. Inviting them to a day in this place could be all yours… for a small price, of course.”
I chuckled. “I figured there had to be a catch. I’d doubt a person of your character would just let proles mess around in your mansion as they like.”
“This is part of our deal, after all,” she said. “You are a man who can change fates. I want you to demonstrate your ability to me, to change the fortunes of those headed toward ruin for the better.” She spun around and struck a pose. “Because while I am a vampire, the last thing I wish to see is for Gensokyo, this place I call home, to fall straight into the abyssal maw, swallowing everyone and everything there is.”
I couldn’t tell if she was being serious or not, particularly given the way her wings were flapping.
“In any case, there are three fates I have identified for you to change,” she said, handing me some paper slips. “If you are to invite those ladies who gave you chocolate to this place, you must accomplish this task by Monday, in order to allow us time to send out the invites and have them respond. Should you fail, you will certainly face ruin. But I doubt you will fail. I have faith in you to accomplish the impossible, Trickster.”
I bowed. “I shall not let you down.”
“Fufufu… splendid,” Remilia smiled.
When I returned home, I looked at the three slips Remilia had given me. The first was, surprisingly, of a previous target we had dealt with, Hideo Ginza, the bully’s bully. At first, I was curious as to why he was headed for ruin when we had changed his heart… until I remembered that his bullying affected the other boy to become distorted himself, suggesting Hideo’s own distortion was itself caused by another force. While I didn’t know what that could be, I had my suspicions, either another kid or, as his shadow had previously indicated, his parents. We had encouraged him to stand up and tell his parents to stop fighting, but that may not have been enough if the reason they were fighting was beyond his ability to control.
The second appeared to be a shopkeeper. Either he was losing business, or someone was taking from him. That, I felt I could easily solve.
The third one, I realized, would be an order of magnitude tougher than the other two: Mononobe no Futo, the girl with whom Miko was with during my drinking date with Reisen and co. I didn’t really know her, so it was impossible for me to guess how it was she was headed toward ruin.
I tried saying their names to my key; only Futo produced a result, pointing me to the “Virya” block, no doubt a higher-up block of Ethos. The other two would require a skill I wasn’t sure I’d ever use quite like I used to ever again.
I put on my hat, hit the street, and engaged in some private-eye detective work.
The first comments I got from the villagers who recognized me from my stunt the other day were compliments about my outfit, to which I simply thanked them and tipped my hat before moving on. I walked over toward the Temple School, which I knew would be getting out around this time. I managed to pick out Hideo from the crowd, who wandered around for a bit before I approached him.
“Good afternoon,” I said.
Hideo turned to me. “Oh, Akechi-san. What are you doing here?”
“Oh, just going for a walk, although I am also running errands for Kirisame-san.” I looked around. “Are your parents not coming to get you?”
“No, I’m old enough to walk home by myself.” He looked up at me. “But, I’d love to talk with you. I’ve heard all sorts of crazy things about you, and the girls won’t shut up about it. I just want to know if the stories are true!”
I smiled. “Then, I’d be happy to oblige.”
“...and so, after that, I just… I don’t know. Something in me told me I had to apologize to him, so I did, then when I went home I came right into my parents arguing again. Normally, I’d just hide in my room or be with my friends or something, but that day, I just threw myself right into the middle of it and pleaded to them to stop, they were only hurting me, my sister and themselves by fighting all the time.”
I nodded. “And… what happened next?”
“Well, they…” Hideo looked down. “They just… the room was quiet, and then both of them broke down crying. Even Dad, a big, strong man I’d never seen cry. They brought us all together and laid out everything: long ago, when they were kids, they wandered too far from home and into some gambling den, lost everything to the hag who runs the place, and now her goons constantly harass them for money they owe her. They never talked about it before because they were ashamed of it, and I guess the stress of it all caused them to fight, because they had to work all the time to throw money at them just to keep them away.” He hung his head low. “Now… we just don’t know what to do. We wish we could just get out of it, but…”
I patted his shoulder. “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure your family doesn’t have to suffer. I’ll find those ruffians and ensure that they stop.”
Hideo looked surprised. “You… you really think you could do it? From what they said, they were all pretty scary youkai…”
“I beat a curse god,” I said. “Plus, I have powerful friends, and Outside I took down Yakuza cells all by myself. I scarcely think some money-grubbing hag is going to be too hard.”
Hideo smiled. “Heh, so I guess you’re just as awesome as the girls keep saying.” He walked the rest of the way home with more spring in his step. “We’ll be counting on you!”
“Don’t worry,” I said back. “I always deliver on my promises.”
On my way back through the square, I stopped to get some groceries for me and Masato. After doing so, I chose to visit the store of the man whose fate Remilia wanted me to change.
“Ah, good afternoo-” he started to say, before stuttering. “Oh, well if it isn’t Akechi-san!”
“Why, hello,” I said back. I set my groceries down. “Don’t mind if I put these here for a moment? I’m out running errands for Kirisame-san.”
“Oh, no, by all means,” he said. The shop in question sold wooden furniture and cabinets, all of them masterfully crafted, albeit with some empty spaces in between each item on the shelves and along the walls.
“Do you make these yourself?” I asked him.
“Why, of course,” he said. “I take pride in what I do. Clocks, cabinets, dressers, I’ve been making these since I was a boy, and I’m quite good at it, if I do say so myself.”
“I see,” I said. “They must sell well, if there is so much empty shelf space between all of them.”
“Well, yes…” he replied… in a tone of voice suggesting he was troubled.
“Is… something the matter?” I asked again.
He shook his head. “No, it’s nothing.” Except I could tell it was something. No one acted fatigued and dismissive if they faced no major issues at the moment.
I came up to the counter and looked at him. “Are you sure? It sounds like you’re troubled.”
“Really, it’s nothing,” he said, shaking his head again. He paused, then looked at me. “...oh, who am I kidding? I’ve been sitting on it for so long and told no one, then some charming kid from the Outside comes along. I dunno if it’s just the fact that you probably won’t care or I don’t know you or what but…”
“I am a detective,” I said. “And, I work with incident resolvers. If you’re having an issue, I can help get to the bottom of it.”
“I’d doubt it,” he said. “Truth is, some years ago I went out, did stupid kid stuff and ended up in a gambling cave run by some mountain hag. I let greed get the better of me and ended up owing them a whole lotta money, and now they take my stock as ‘payment.’ They used to send agents down to collect them while making it look like a sale, but now they just make it disappear somehow.” He crossed his arms. “Anyway, a kid like you shouldn’t be sticking your nose in it. That place is full of youkai who’ll deceive you and take every cent you own before flayin’ you alive.”
“Are you sure?” I asked again, this time in more of my trademark cold, serious tone. “You haven’t heard of how I chased off that curse god?”
He paused for a moment, before chuckling. “Heh. Well, I guess you do know Red and Black. Guess you could have them help you, or something. But I’m not responsible if you get killed, got it?”
“Understood,” I said, tipping my hat. Before I left, I decided to support him by purchasing a clock, which I hung up in my room when I got back.
I was satisfied. I had a brand new Ethos target, and leads from two people pointing to, it sounded like, the same individual. Before going to bed, I sent a brief message asking everyone if they were free for a meeting tomorrow, to which they all said yes.
And to an extent, it felt good to be back in the saddle of being a detective, this time doing real detective work, not the rigged cases I “solved” after instigating a psychotic breakdown or two.
Notes:
I'll be perfectly honest, a big reason why updates have been gummed up recently is because of me having writer's block. The lead-up to the 4th Fortress arc is about the only part of the story I didn't really fully think through before writing it, just because it centers around a set of characters I personally consider to be my weakest in terms of writing for just because of my lack of familiarity with them.
Me moving back in with folks to pay off some debts and rathole money for an actual house somewhere certainly didn't help.
Anyway, I'll just keep chugging through this lead-up, and things will pick way up in a few chapters, which will also involve a canon incident and the involvement of an unexpected canon Persona character, not to mention what the 4th Fortress will have in store for our heroes. If I had to give a tease:
-It's inspired by one of my favorite childhood games.
-There isn't a canon Persona dungeon of any kind to compare it to.
-Trump Frost switches between that form and a new form during it, rather than ditching the Trump Frost persona completely.
Chapter 55: Detective Akechi Part 2: The Taoist
Summary:
Now with 20% more Futo.
Chapter Text
3/8
“...wait, so you mean Futo, of all people, is a target???” Marisa asked.
“The key does not lie,” I replied. “If a person’s desires are distorted, but not enough to warrant a fortress, it will point to the location in Ethos where their shadow resides.”
We were holed up in Nitori’s cave, where we could test out names to see if they were in Ethos; we felt that, now that Aya was a member of the team, we didn’t have to be as careful to hide our activities, while still being very careful, and reserve the Hall of the Day Breakers for official votes and activities right before embarking on missions. Nitori was continuing to make her cave more hospitable to visitors, including boring an entrance shaft so that new recruits weren’t forced to use up her highly limited gillyweed supply going forward (meaning that that ability was now unique to myself and the other three founding members). All of us were huddled around a table, going over the evidence we had gathered, names that showed up as targets, and anything that could point towards potential fortresses.
“Who is Futo?” Mamiko asked.
“She’s one of Miko’s followers,” Youmu explained, “and a Shisaiken just like her. She’s… eccentric, shall we say, but ultimately a kind and well-meaning girl.” She looked at the key again. “Or, at least, that’s what I thought, but the fact that she’s producing a result means there’s a lot more going on under the surface.”
“She has tried to set the Temple on fire on a few occasions,” Byakuren said, “for no other reason than that she thinks we, as a youkai temple, are evil hypocrites, and to a lesser extent because of her clan’s aversion to Buddhism in general. Not even Miko has ever attempted anything so extreme.”
I sipped my tea, before commenting, “I’ve only spoken with her once, when Miko took her out drinking. She is an odd girl, speaking bombastically in archaic vocabulary, prone to tangents, and seemingly having no self or situational awareness. The way Miko reined her in looked as though she were keeping a dog on a leash.” I paused, then continued, “I have encountered cases of mentally ill and non-neurotypical people having distorted desires based simply on their condition causing them to be prone to losing touch with their inner feelings.”
“What do you mean by that?” Reimu asked.
“Specifically, Futo strikes me as having some form of Autism Spectrum Disorder,” I clarified.
“Autism…” Marisa scratched her chin. “I’ve heard Eirin toss that word around a couple times, but I don’t know what it is.”
“I doubt anyone in Gensokyo would be familiar with it,” I said. “In fact, most people in Japan aren’t very familiar with it, and they don’t root it out and address it in quite the same way Westerners do. I am fairly knowledgeable about it because my cases have involved Autistic people cast into homelessness, addiction and crime. It’s difficult to explain if you don’t recognize it, but in general, Autistic people face difficulty in engaging in social situations, recognizing social cues, have cognitive and developmental impairments, and in extreme cases their condition renders them incapable of progressing beyond the mental maturity of a very young child. Futo hit most of the same notes as those people did, so it’s very possible that, at the very least, it is a significant factor in her distortion in this case.”
Everyone else thought about my words for a few moments, before Reimu cut the silence. “...you know, now that you’ve described it, I think there’s a ton of people I know and have met who fit the bill, and that would explain their behavior. I also think it’s funny that a Shisaiken can have it, since her true form is literally a plate. But, that’s a story for another time.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “Also, over the course of my investigations, I caught up with Ginza, the bully, to see what happened after he confronted his parents. They admitted to ending u in a gambling den run by a mountain hag as kids, and are harassed for money as a result. A shopkeeper in town told me a similar story, of how he owes the same hag money and how his wares are seized as ‘payment.’”
“I know what you’re talking about,” Aya said.
“Oh?”
“Yes,” she affirmed. “So, I personally don’t go near it too much, but there’s a speakeasy on Youkai Mountain where a bunch of youkai come to gamble. It’s the only gambling operation in Gensokyo, so the house makes a lot of money. Everything you can think of, from pachinko to poker to roulette to craps, they’ve got it. They even bet on fights and races. The place smells like an ashtray, and not just because of the patrons, but also the place’s owner and bookie, Sannyo Komakusa-”
I held up my hand for a moment to see if the key would react, but it did not after several moments. “I’m sorry, go on.”
“Right, so she constantly smokes a special kind of tobacco only grown on Youkai Mountain that affects the minds and moods of the patrons, basically so that they keep gambling away their money and also to keep them from getting into fights. Us guard members are forbidden from entering for that reason; we just settle matters that make it out in the open air as well as make sure fights, debauchery and whatnot stay confined to that place. It’s pretty tucked away on the mountain, though, so I’m surprised humans ever find their way to it at all.”
“But if a mountain youkai is scamming humans, I absolutely have to step in,” Reimu said.
“Right… except her name didn’t produce a result on the key,” Marisa commented.
“Maybe she’s not the one responsible?” Nitori suggested.
Reimu shook her head. “No, I think she is. It’s just that her desires aren’t distorted.”
Mamiko tilted her head. “But, she’s a con artist, is she not?”
“She is, but here’s the rub: youkai operate on a different set of morals compared to humans, and some of their morals are really weird. A desire or behavior that would be considered distorted for a human is just par for the course for many youkai species; remember, most of them are born from negative human emotions and thoughts.” She cracked her knuckles. “In this case, we’ll just have to settle it the old-fashioned way, with blood, sweat and spell cards.”
Marisa smirked. “Hehehe, that’s so you, beatin’ up youkai for doin’ anything whatsoever.”
Reimu smiled. “Well, it is my duty, standing up to youkai taking human’s money and-”
I held up my finger. “Now, hold on a second. On what grounds do we have to just storm inside the gambling den and demand the villagers’ money back?”
I got strange looks from everyone at the table.
“...er, what?” Nitori asked.
“I mean,” I repeated, “what grounds and justification do we have to bust her?”
“What do you mean?” Reimu asked. “Isn’t it obvious? A youkai is blackmailing humans in the village!”
“But they traveled to her cave willingly, gambled away more money than they had, and now have to pay the consequences,” I said. “It might not seem fair, but they made their bed, and now they have to sleep in it. Those are the rules and realities one must accept when they choose to gamble.” I sat back. “Now, knowing that, Komakusa-san will most likely use those grounds to weasel her way out of paying reparations, since technically she did nothing to coerce them to her cave - they had arrived, albeit inebriated, on their own volition - nor did she necessarily pressure them into gambling more than they could afford to lose. If you challenged her with no justification, even if you won, she would be uncooperative at best, you’d have to deal with her goons, and it could damage your reputation as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden more than it already is.”
Reimu shook her head. “That… doesn’t make…” She sighed. “I have to admit, you talk a good game of Devil’s Advocate. I’m just… so used to dealing with petty, selfish idiots that I just… don’t think about it.”
“But,” Byakuren added, “gambling is illegal in Japan, is it not? That’s what Usami told me, I already know it’s against the teachings of the Buddha, but the law forbids it too, no?”
“Indeed,” I affirmed. “Gambling dens of the type that it sounds like Komakusa is running are generally run by the Yakuza as hustling operations, and while gambling itself isn't banned - gatcha games and pachislot machines are popular Outside for instance - the law does not permit casinos, although there have been efforts to reverse those bans on the grounds that allowing legal casinos would draw money away from illegal money pits. Part of it is also lobbying from Macau casino purveyors, but that's beside the point.” I paused. “However, Gensokyo does not fall under the jurisdiction of any Japanese laws, or the laws of anywhere for that matter. So whether or not her actions are illegal depends entirely on what the rule-making and enforcement authorities deem so. And who is that in Gensokyo, Reimu?”
Reimu thought for a moment, then answered, “well… the Sages make the rules, in conjunction with village elders, and then it falls on me, or anyone else who chooses to assist me, to make sure those rules are followed.”
“And what do the Sages say about gambling dens, or youkai luring humans into them?”
“Um, well… not anything about gambling, specifically, but they do say that youkai can’t harm village humans unless they attack first, or threaten them with harm for that matter. So, um, I guess her blackmail still counts?”
I shook my head again. “You’re close, but for someone whose job is to keep Gensokyo in balance, your grasp on law and order is rather lacking. Perhaps because it isn’t as rigid here as in Tokyo or anywhere else, but you still need to be consistent and fair about how you enforce it. It’s just like out there; police can’t simply bust into a house because they think something illegal is going on in there, they must first obtain a warrant based on evidence. A criminal in court has to be found, beyond any reasonable doubt, that they committed the crime, or else either they go completely free or can only be punished or fined for any smaller crimes they committed which they were proven guilty of. If you can solve incidents professionally, even if you’re not required to, everyone will respect you that much more, yes?”
Marisa slouched. “It’d be easier if there wasn’t any of that bullshit to hafta deal with anyway, but I get the point.”
“Interesting,” Mamiko noted. “So, you wish to impress upon criminals that you can bring them down without stooping to your level.”
“Exactly,” I said. “Criminals love nothing more than to spit in the face of law enforcement, and will bring them down with them if necessary. A police officer who maintains control, professionalism, and assertiveness throughout will find the criminal to be more submissive and compliant.”
“Haaaah,” Reimu sighed. “You’re making this sound complicated.”
“But it doesn’t have to be,” I said to her. “You just want to barge in there and beat up youkai for the sport of it. I, on the other hand, see the issue at hand. The villagers went up there willingly and gambled away their money while impaired, yes. But Aya has also told us that her tobacco smoke has mind-altering and compulsive properties designed to keep patrons pacified and gambling, perhaps pushing them to raise the stakes beyond what they can afford to lose. In other words, she’s using mind-altering drugs to compel patrons to gamble, a rather hefty felony in the Outside were it to occur there since it would forcibly impair the victims judgment. I did say that they made decisions that put them into debt, but having their decision-making impaired by someone else’s drugs mitigates this. Furthermore, I have testimony from victims about their experiences, and her debt-collecting methods are clearly unethical and predatory, not to mention they target humans and she’s a youkai - and you have just said that youkai cannot threaten or attack villagers except in self-defense. All that together makes a far more compelling argument to justify a raid.”
Aya smiled. “You sure know your stuff, Goro.”
“Well, I am a detective,” I said. “I wouldn’t be able to do my job without a thorough understanding of the law. I would go into more detail, but the book on Japanese law is so thick and large you could probably kill someone by dropping it on their head, and the ‘legalese’ contained within is confusing and monotonous, not to mention you’d likely summon an Outer God if you tried reading it aloud. Even just what I’ve given is a gross oversimplification.”
Reimu groaned slightly. “You could have just said ‘yes, let’s bust her ass.’”
“I take it you’re not used to working with actual law enforcement?” I asked, before chuckling, “oh right, there is no common sense in Gensokyo, I forgot about that.”
“I think you have a solid point,” Aya added. “You could curry a lot more respect from everyone if you stuck to a system and acted professional.”
“But I already made the Spell Card System to put everyone on equal footing?” Reimu said.
“True, but there’s always room for improvement,” I commented.
Nitori cupped her hands. “Alright, cool, we’ve got targets, and a real-world investigation. Let’s start by crossing off those Ethos targets.” She waved a disc in her hand. “But, before we do, we’ve still got this unused ‘Madarame’ fight memory. Why don’t we head inside the simulator and do some warming up?”
“That sounds like a wonderful idea,” Byakuren said.
“Alright, then let’s get to it,” I said.
Just like before, we entered the Metadeck, Nitori assumed her control position, loaded the scenario, and we all jumped in. Just like with Kamoshida, this fight was preceded with holographic Phantom Thieves engaging in a verbal showdown with him before phasing out and allowing the fight to play out in earnest. It went just as I had personally observed it going down, with Madarame assuming a four-portraits form, with each portrait having different affinities. We used the same strategy as the Thieves to take it down: take down the eyes and nose with physical attacks and the mouth with magic. After that, Madarame created his four clones, which had different weaknesses, but the simulation also threw a curveball not present in the original fight: in addition to Fire, Ice, Electric and Wind-based clones, named Ersatz Rage, Sorrow, Joy and Mirth respectively, which he started with, he also created Ersatz Serenity (Psychic), Ersatz Volatility (Nuclear), Ersatz Radiance (Bless) and Ersatz Sin (Curse). The general strategy remained the same: incapacitate them to prevent them and the main unit from doing anything and then go hog wild. The fight wasn’t very hard; if anything, the hardest part was obfuscating being largely unfamiliar with the fight to prevent the others from getting suspicious. At one point, I snuck a peek toward the spot where I had spied on the Thieves during the original fight, and was relieved when I saw that my double was absent. The simulation also ended right as Madarame’s face hit the ground, preventing him from talking about “the one with the Black Mask.”
After the fight, as we counted up our battle earnings that the hologram burst into, we couldn’t help but remark on how awful of a man Madarame was, particularly in regards to his pupils, Yusuke especially.
“Was he always a massive shitbag?” Marisa asked.
“I reviewed his case after he was arrested,” I said, “since the Phantom Thieves claimed to be responsible for his change of heart. He confessed to everything from starving his student, to keeping them packed together like sardines, to, yes, stealing their credit and keeping them as virtual slaves to maintain the facade of being a brilliant artist. And that he let Yusuke’s mother die of a seizure.”
Everyone was angry, of course, but Youmu in particular was gripping her sword tightly with a twitch, surely left over from the fight where she demonstrated the reason for her codename, mercilessly slicing up Madarame with her sword every half-chance she got.
“Unfathomable,” she said coldly. “Unfathomable how someone can force that upon children, crushing their dreams and trashing their lives. Maybe that boy being a sword wielder allowed me to project myself onto him and tear into that ailing, senile man as though he were my old master and oppressor whom I was raging against. Either way, it felt very cathartic, and I hope the real Madarame got what was coming for him.”
“He publicly confessed and humiliated himself on live TV,” I said. “People were still making Twitter and Pixiv memes about it at the time of the mishap that sent me here. He’s unlikely to face much prison time simply because of his age, but his family has already disowned him and taken control of his assets, all but assuring he’ll go out in a whimper. And he’ll likely face the Yama of Tokyo.”
“And what of that painting he counterfeited?” Byakuren asked.
“His Treasure turned out to be the original, unsullied version of the Sayuri,” I said. “Yusuke left it in LeBlanc, and as far as I know it’s still there for all to see.”
“I can’t imagine what that all must have felt like from his perspective,” Youmu said. “Having your mother die of a seizure while that man simply watched, then twisting and manipulating you as you grow up until you’re conditioned to accept it… It’s almost like a mockery of my own upbringing. My father succumbed to a seizure one day during training. Grandpa and Yuyuko-sama did all they could, but they couldn’t revive him in the end, so instead they trained me up to live out his memory. I’m a talented warrior, Yusuke seems like a talented artist.”
“They said his mom painted it originally,” Marisa said. “Considering the parallels, imagine if the two of ‘ya were related!” She laughed. “Not like that’s possible.”
Youmu thought for a moment. “Actually, that ‘Sayuri’ painting did resemble my aunt’s artstyle, but then again traditional Japanese art is a large enough field that it could have been anyone’s work.” She looked down and shook her head. “And of course, my aunt did go to the Outside at one point. I can’t imagine her dying that kind of death, in those circumstances, I’d like to think it was someone else, but the way things line up…”
Reimu patted her on the back. “There now,” she said. “Don’t get hung up on things that may or may not have happened. I try not to think about what happened to my grandmother, just because I never knew her, and how she chose to live her life doesn’t affect my life at all. So don’t let this affect your life either.”
Youmu looked at her and smiled. “Thank you. I know I’m a bit ‘half-baked,’ but I do try to stick true to my duty and beliefs.”
“What matters is striking down the evils of the present,” Mamiko added. “You can lament the evils that have transpired, or you can work to prevent even more of them from blooming in the future. That is the duty I have chosen for myself.”
“Speaking of evil,” Nitori said, looking at the exit, “why don’t we head on over to Ethos and go tear down some targets?”
“Sounds like a plan,” I said.
When we arrived at Ethos, we found Jose setting up shop, with an even larger pile of junk waiting to be taken off his hands. This being Aya’s first time here, we had to give her the rundown of what Ethos was, and how targets inside of it worked, and now we had to introduce her to this curious boy who holed himself up in it.
“Oh, perfect timing!” He jumped out of his bathtub car and walked over to us. “I found some more stuff for you guys; all I need is more flowers!”
Aya crouched down to his level. “And you are?”
“I’m Jose,” he said. “I live in this place. Well, just the bottom floor.”
Aya smiled. “Nice to meet you, Jose. I am Raven, the huntress of the great white north.” She looked at the junk pile. “Looks like you’ve been busy.”
Jose frowned. “Well, not as busy ever since Mementos got destroyed. These are just the things I’ve found floating around this place.”
“‘Mementos?’” Aya wondered.
I shook my head. “A long story, for another time.” Marisa then produced the roughly 3,000,000,000,000 flowers we had collected in previous excursions and dove straight into the pile, weeding out goodies to share with the rest of us. She came out with a couple more “Battle Memories,” featuring Kaneshiro and Cognitive Wakaba, among treasures and medicine. At one point, she chucked out a Super Scope that worked like a real raygun, which Nitori enthusiastically asked if she could have. Once she was satisfied, she vacuumed it all up into her bag gun, leaving Jose with a somewhat less precarious pile of junk.
“Thank you,” he smiled. “This will really help me study humans.”
“Study humans?” Aya asked.
“Uh-huh,” he replied. “My master told me to study human emotions, which is what these flowers are.” He sipped some of his flower-steeped juice. “But the flowers here have youkai and others’ emotions mixed in. They taste very different.”
“Who is your master?” Aya asked again. “Why do they want you to study humans?”
Jose shook his head. “I don’t know. They’ve never shown themselves to me. They also don’t like people knowing about them, so I can’t tell anyone. All I know is they created me one day and told me to go study humans. I just hole up here because it’s close to where they live.”
“It’s close?”
“Yeah, but only I can get to it, no one else can, not even you guys,” he said.
“Sounds like a shady master to have,” Reimu remarked, before smiling. “Of course, we’ll still help you with your mission. I can tell you’re just trying to find a purpose in life.”
Mamiko came over and picked him up. “As a fellow denizen of this realm, I sympathize with you. Studying humans is a complex task. I myself am still having trouble adjusting to their society. If you want, I can help guide you.”
Jose looked down. “You know, I… I mean, I asked the Phantom Thieves to help me study humans as well, but I felt like I understood them even less after all that, after they took down Mementos. Now I’m here because it’s the only other place I could find flowers.”
“That’s why I want to help guide you,” Mamiko assured him. “It’s the least I can do, after my friends helped me escape distortion, that I help lead others out of the same fate.”
Marisa smirked. “‘Ya know, if you came to our world, that’d be a great way to learn about humans, I’d think. Talkin’ to kids your age, seein’ all the shops and farms, how people live their lives… ‘course, I’ve always been more of a hands-on gal, but that seems more effective than just wanderin’ around this gloomy place trying to find people’s emotions.”
Jose smiled, as Mamiko put him down. “Thank you. I’ll consider the offer if I have time.”
“I’ll make time,” Marisa promised.
We made our way up the tower to the door leading to the newly-opened Virya block; just like before, touching the door caused it to slide open, leaving the path upward unobstructed.
“Good,” I remarked. “We can explore more of the tower now.”
Aya looked around. “So this is the place where ‘lesser’ targets congregate?”
“Yup,” Marisa said. “There’s more of ‘em, but they don’t put up as much of a fight as fortress owners. There’s also lots of treasure scattered around here, but also a lotta shadows, including this big, huge, scary one who’ll tear us to shreds if it catches up, so we gotta hustle.”
“Indeed,” Nitori added. “If we hear chains rattle, we need to book it.”
“O….kay?” Aya said, uncertain and perhaps a little bit intimidated.
“We just need to stick together and we’ll be fine,” Reimu said.
“Well said, you all,” I nodded. “Now then, let’s start heading up.”
In keeping with the chromatic theme present elsewhere in Ethos, the walls here were green, and the torches burned a lighter green color. Besides our list of minor targets, all the other shadows were ones from Megumu’s fortress with a couple of additions here and there. Just like always, we found flowers, scraps, and treasure chests, including one floor which was full of treasure; thankfully, Marisa had learned her lesson from the last time we encountered this and only broke open the ones along the shortest path to the exit, but even then we started hearing chains as we filed up the stairs, giving us all a good spook. We also passed the time in between fights making small talk.
“One time, I made rice balls for my students at the Temple, but they wouldn’t eat them, even though I used my strength to smash as much rice in as possible!”
“Yeah, I bet those things digested like bricks.”
“Is it normal for Alice-sama to talk to her dolls like real people?”
“Believe it or not, that’s an improvement from when I first got to know her.”
“One time, I was at the Shrine with Seraph when Sumireko brought her all sorts of outlandish treats from Outside, including something called a ‘rainbow bagel.’”
“Ah, yes, Harajuku sweets. I could imagine Seraph really liking them.”
“So, I’m only saying this because she can’t see us here… but I found out recently that Yukari pads her bra, and hers are only about the same size as mine.”
“Wait, really???”
“I’m sure Sakuya would die of laughter if she found that out, considering the dumb gossip the fairy maids spread that one time.”
“‘Fake news,’ I assume?”
“One time, I was gatherin’ mushrooms in the forest, when I came across eight bears all sitting in one place. Eight. Fucking. Bears.”
“holY shit”
“The other day, I was sparrin’ with Mamizou and she used her transformation attack, but instead of turning me into a crow, it reflected off of me and went back to her, turnin’ her into a little raccoon dog. Like, it’s never done that before. She even tried it again to see if it was a fluke, but it wasn’t.”
“Guess even curses know when not to mess with someone.”
“You know, Fury, there’s a skeleton inside your body.”
“...I’m not a child who’s scared of everything, you know.”
“I’ve heard about Outside ‘cars.’ Which one would be a good fit for me, I wonder?”
“Most likely a large American pickup truck. Toyota makes and sells many models solely for the American market.”
“What about me, the Ordinary Daybreaker of Paradise?”
“Yours would be a trashed-out beater Volkswagen that would only look like a car if you squint hard enough.”
“Fury makes excellent miso soup. I wish she could make it for me every day.”
“Is that a marriage proposal, Seraph?”
After a while, we arrived at the top of the block, faced with a yellow door leading to the next one up, and in front of it, the shadow of Mononobe no Futo, arms folded and looking outward.
“Futo…” Byakuren mused. “To think I would encounter her shadow, her repressed feelings, in this wretched place…”
“An enemy of Buddhism?” Mamiko asked.
“An enemy of the accursed Youkai Temple!” Shadow Futo bellowed.
Marisa rolled her eyes. “Oh, geez, here comes the ham.”
“Should I get the beans?” Youmu snarked.
“You all are allies of the loathsome and vain devil whomst rules the foul temple with an iron fist!” Shadow Futo proclaimed. “Have you no shame in associating with her?!?”
I thought about how best to respond to her challenge.
“Fool!” I declared, in full Chuunibyou mode. “You dost dareth suggest our clan to be wicked sinners? ‘Tis you who art twisted and distorted! We shall show you the light!”
Shadow Futo stamped her foot. “You dareth insult my manner of speech?? Forsooth!” She then dissolved and reemerged as a Power. “I shall show you the grave error of your judgment. Have at you!”
Marisa sighed. “That’s what pissed her off??”
“Honestly, I don’t understand her either,” Byakuren shrugged, before we charged and met Shadow Futo head-on in battle. Not surprisingly, her main tactic was Fire attacks directed at Byakuren, who could just heal the damage from them. She didn’t aim her fire at, say, the member of our team who was actually weak to it, Youmu, who was freely able to close in and attack, and Shadow Futo’s physical attacks were simple enough to dodge. Where we ran into trouble was when her weakness was established to be Electricity, one of two blindspots in our elemental offense, the other being Psy, forcing me to use a Persona, in this case Zouchouten, who could take advantage of it.
I should probably also mention here that I only used Electric attacks when absolutely required, since Reimu was scared of them. I also had to specifically declare my intention to use them as a result. Interestingly, she wasn’t actually weak to Electric attacks, just afraid of them. Aya was the one who was weak and yet they only caused minor aversion in her at most, likely because she didn’t fear lightning beyond the occupational hazard it posed to her as a Tengu guard. Also, Reimu really only saw her true weakness, Ice, as an annoyance.
After Mamiko delivered the finishing blow (as she often did), Shadow Futo knelt on the floor, and both Byakuren and Mamiko came up to her.
“Grr… confound it!” Shadow Futo cursed. “Why dost I lack the strength to overcome the darkness?”
“It is because you seek to strike it down in others, yet fail to see the darkness in your heart,” Mamiko explained. “You have become chained by distortion, by rage, anger and jealousy. You have become an unwitting pawn to Mara’s schemes.”
Shadow Futo pounded the ground. “But I am a Taoist!”
Byakuren shook her head. “Mara cares not about one's faith. Wherever he sees weak will and character, he will take advantage of it. I don’t claim to be a shining, perfect paragon myself: I have indeed committed sins for selfish gain in the past, and any grief I experienced is no excuse for it. But I have found friends who will help me work past them and stay true to the path of Nirvana. Now… won’t you see the weakness within yourself, and resolve to work past it.”
“I…” Shadow Futo began to tear up. “Thou dost not understand. From a young age, I realized I thought differently, acted differently, from others. I struggled with associating with others, basic manners, I did strange rituals… nobody would tolerate my strange mannerisms and work me through them, so I was left alone. It was Miko-dono who found me and vowed to assist me in overcoming my challenges, teaching me the way in Taoism, to become a shikaisen, and yet…” She paused. “Now I feel alone in my heart, whilst she continues to associate with that wicked hermit who poisons her mind…”
Byakuren looked surprised. “Wait… so you mean she’s being manipulated?”
“Tis the truth,” Shadow Futo affirmed. “But I cannot bring thyself to present my concerns, so I allowed thy rage to consume me and burn threats to humanity elsewhere…”
“Then why don’t you stand up to her, and tell her that something is wrong?” I said. “Truly righteous people will face their friends when those friends are wrong, when they start going down a dark path. You would not forgive yourself if you allowed you friend to succumb to evil, would you?”
Shadow Futo nodded. “I suppose not.” She stood back up. “I musn’t allow evil energies to taint Senkai. To allow that to happen would be to betray the trust of the humans of Gensokyo. Evil can exist anywhere, and I thank you all for reminding me of that.” She chuckled. “I suppose I have no right to call the Youkai Temple and the Youkai Shrine wicked in that case…” She then faded into light, leaving behind an Agidyne skill card which I quickly pocketed.
“I suppose my hypothesis about her being Autistic was correct,” I said. “She had trouble expressing her concerns, and kept them bottled up until they started clouding her thinking and became blind rage.”
“Hopefully now she’ll find it within herself to look out for true evil, and not assume it exists somewhere simply because youkai are present,” Byakuren said.
“But she mentioned a ‘wicked hermit,’” Mamiko remarked. “What did she mean by that?”
“She probably meant Seiga Kaku,” Youmu said, “one of Miko-dono’s oldest friends. To be sure, she has a wicked streak a yojana long, and she wears her sins all over her. She’s also skilled enough to rout the assassins routinely sent after her to claim her life and bring her before the yama.”
“Then it would come as no surprise if she were a target,” I suggested. I looked around. “We’ve worked hard today, and there’s nothing left on our list to cross off, so let’s return to base and debrief.”
SEIGA KAKU
So said my key when we got back to the cave, and the lack of an Ethos block suggestion pointed toward our next major target.
“Well, gee, I guess it’s no surprise that someone like her would have a fortress,” Marisa said.
“But we’re not getting anywhere if we don’t somehow get inside her head and figure out what form that distortion takes,” Youmu said.
“Geh, easier said than done,” Reimu groaned. “I mean, she approaches Yukari in terms of being hard to understand. She’s really self-centered and prideful, so much so that even after I cleanly beat her in a spell card duel I somehow felt like I didn’t win anyway.”
“When was that?” I asked.
“Shortly after I was freed from my prison in Hokkai,” Byakuren explained, “the Myouren temple landed atop the place where Miko’s tomb and those of her followers Tojiko and Futo laid, setting off a chain reaction where spirits were released, which Seiga was drawn to, and it all culminated in Miko being resurrected. The revival of such a powerful figure who could tilt the balance of power so strongly in the human’s favor prompted…” She hesitated. “...somehow, it escapes me how she was called in, but Mamizou was living on Sado Island at the time, but came to Gensokyo to deal with the threat, only to see that these three fine ladies, Reimu, Marisa and Youmu had not only already bested her, but she posed no real threat to Gensokyo to begin with.”
Reimu tilted her head. “What do you mean it ‘escapes you?’ I pretty clearly remember it was Nue who-” She was then cut off by the sensation that time itself appeared to freeze, the world lit up, then everything shattered like glass, causing an epiphany to strike Byakuren.
“...where’s Nue?” She said, wide-eyed, trembling and looking around.
“Hm?” I wondered.
“I… I suddenly remember now. She’s gone, completely missing!”
“Calm down, Byakuren,” Youmu said, holding onto her. “I’m sure we can find her.”
“No, it’s not like that… Goro, you might recall a while ago, we were at the temple and we all expressed that we felt like we had forgotten someone we knew? Well, now that Reimu said her name, I realize now, somehow, our memories of Nue were erased.” She got up and hurried out the door. “I apologize, but I must return to the temple! I simply have to let the others know!”
We all stared at the exit for a bit. “You know, I’ve never seen her acting like that,” Aya said. “Part of me wants to write an article, but on the other hand I realize this needs to be kept inside the group.”
“Indeed,” I said. “We should adjourn for the day. We’ve just discovered a new major target, revealed that ‘Nue’s’ existence was somehow erased, and we spent several hours in the Metaverse on top of all of that. We should take some time to rest and collect our heads before we dive back into our investigation.”
“Agreed,” Youmu said. “I’ll share what we know with Yuyuko-sama. She’ll certainly be interested to know why, for example, the Temple had forgotten about Nue and why they forgot about her.”
I tipped my hat. “I still have some things I want to investigate.” I looked at Reimu and Marisa. “Will you two assist me in investigating the gambling den? I would like to do so as soon as possible?”
“Yes, absolutely,” Reimu nodded. “By the way… nice suit.”
I looked at my suit. “Oh… right, thanks.”
“You look like ‘Killer Press,’ if I say so myself,” Aya smirked.
“Besides, it’s required for incident resolvers to have a hat or headpiece,” Marisa snarked.
“Perhaps I should also get a bowler hat that doubles as a weapon,” I suggested. “After all, my Persona is James Bond, many of our opponents could be described as Bond villains, and, well, you all are ‘Bond girls,’ so I may as well take the joke to its logical conclusion.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Nitori said. “Right now, I’m working on a fully functional AK-47 for Reimu.”
“I still can’t get over the sight of Reimu firin’ an assault rifle,” Marisa smiled, “or how you could rig a helicopter even though you’re bad with technology.”
“Perhaps I have a talent for ammunition,” Reimu suggested. “I have those needles, after all.”
“How about a Holy Hand Grenade?” I asked.
“I thought you said this meeting was adjourned,” Nitori said.
I chuckled. “Oh, right, I did.”
Chapter 56: Detective Akechi Part 3: The Smoking Dragon
Notes:
When reading Sannyo's lines, imagine a female version of the G-Man in your head for best results.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Goro
I had insisted that the gambling den bust be completed as soon as possible, if for no other reason than that I wanted to avoid my “fate” on White Day. Thus, Reimu invited me up to the shrine so that we could go over the details and hash out a plan before diving straight into it.
“Good morning,” I said, making my way inside.
“Good morning to you as well,” Reimu nodded. She was seated at a table with Marisa and Nitori. On it was a hand-drawn map as well as some notes. Reimu poured me some tea as I sat down.
I looked at the map in front of me. “Is this the location of the gambling den?”
“Yes,” Nitori nodded. “Aya made it and the notes last night and gave them to me to bring here and assist you all.”
“Must not be easy to get to,” Marisa commented. “I’ve lived here all my life and not once have I seen the entrance to it.”
“If it is an underground operation, that would not be surprising,” I said. “Similar gambling dens Outside are very good at staying hidden, often masquerading as other, legitimate storefronts.”
Reimu studied the map, which included Tengu City and the Moriya Shrine as reference points. “So, you’re the boss, how do you want to do this?”
I thought for a moment, then said, “we should use a similar strategy as we did for the Underground drinking date: I go in first, while Reimu and Marisa wait outside ready to swoop in and back me up if needed. Of the three of us, she is least likely to be familiar with me, as I am a recent arrival to the area.”
“Hm…” Marisa wondered. “Y’know, that was a pretty good strategy back then, but Iunno if it’d work again this time around. Your name’s been spreadin’ like wildfire across Gensokyo, and even random-ass minor youkai have at least heard your name. I wouldn’t be surprised if this Sannyo chick also knows ‘bout you, overhearin’ your name from all her patrons gossipping.”
“Right, he’s more likely to be suspicious this time around,” Reimu conceded. “But, he’s still less suspicious than either you or me, so the plan is still probably our best option.”
“Indeed, she’s much more likely to let her guard down if it’s me,” I said. “She might even welcome my presence, if only for the sheer novelty alone.” I put my hand on the table. “However, I still do need to know who my opponent is, as I am still rather inexperienced in dealing with Gensokyo criminals who are all powerful youkai.”
“Here’s the info Aya gave me,” Nitori said, pointing to her notes. “She is specifically a Yamajorou, a rare subset of Yamanba, or mountain hags, who themselves are members of the Oni family. Now, the Yamanba in Gensokyo are different from what you’re probably familiar with, since they tend to give people the cold shoulder, preferring to scare ‘em away from their territory rather than treating them with false kindness before killing them. Some of them, however, are more sociable than the norm, we call these the Yamajorou. Sannyo has been running her operation for quite some time, since at least when the Barrier went up, and as far as anyone knew it was exclusively a youkai hangout.”
“But now we know humans were getting caught up in it, and perhaps still are,” I said. I turned to Reimu. “I’m surprised you had never even heard of this operation before, much less stepped in to help out humans getting victimized by it.”
Reimu shook her head. “I rarely get involved in matters that only involve either humans or youkai. I did mention that I’ve put down human criminals, but I only intervene in village affairs in serious cases; for the most part, I leave things up to the village elders and the volunteer watch to keep order there. Likewise, I don’t involve myself in intra-youkai affairs unless there’s a power struggle or something similar which threatens to start a Gensokyo-endangering incident. So long as humans and youkai don’t meddle with each other’s business, I’m not likely to drop what I’m doing to go see what's going on.” She took a sip. “Of course, now that we have evidence that youkai are luring humans into this place and then ransoming them for money, that’s grounds for me to come and kick down the door and start having words, if you catch my drift.”
“Except this time, you’ve got live bait,” Marisa grinned.
Reimu chuckled. “Why, yes I do.” She then looked at me and said, “I think it’s a good idea, before we go, to do some spell card practice. Should you get into a duel with her, you’ll be more on top of your game if you’re warmed up first.”
“Absolutely,” I said, getting up. “Let’s go do it.”
When we stepped outside, we were met with the sight of Sunny, Luna and Star giggling while tossing a broom around in the air, just out of Maruki’s reach as he tried to grab it back.
“That’s- HEY! I need that broom to sweep up!” he pleaded, but the fairies just ignored him. At one point, Sunny got hold of it, then began “riding” it like a witch.
“Hey, guys! I’m the Ordinary Witch, ze!” She led Maruki on a chase around the courtyard, before he tripped and fell, after which a rock materialized where he had tripped, while the other two simply pointed and laughed. Over to the side, I could see Clownpiece messing around with a bunch of pots and pans, and the presence of rice and beans suggested she was making botamochi.
We stood and watched this scene. “Looks like he’s having fun,” I commented.
“You’re not gonna help ‘im?” Marisa asked.
“Why should I?” Reimu smiled. “He’s the prisoner of the shrine, after all. A criminal who almost destroyed the Barrier. I think it’s fair to let the fairies do what they do best and torment him. Besides, I can always make them clean up later, since all of his chores were their chores before he came here.” She shrugged. “Still…” She walked toward the center and waved her arms. “Alright, break it up, everyone. We’re going to do some spell card practice, so take your bullying somewhere else.” The fairies complied, laughing as they blistered off with the broom, with Maruki trying to chase them before simply giving up.
“Hah… hah…” he panted. “Why must they be so troublesome?”
“They’re fairies,” Reimu said, arms crossed. “Expecting fairies to not play pranks on humans is like expecting fish not to swim.” She went over to Clownpiece, who was still busy cooking. “Except for this one, it seems.”
“I was just making sweets, since it’s almost spring,” Clownpiece said. “Master has this really good recipe she taught me a while ago.”
“‘Master?’” I asked.
“Hecatia Lapislazuli, the ruler of Hell,” Reimu said. “Clownpiece was one of her minions, before she came here to see the surface world.” She frowned. “Of course, that means she engages in ‘visitation’ from time to time, and I have to say she’s painfully eccentric, to put it lightly. That she’s one of the strongest beings on the planet doesn’t really help matters, either.”
“If she rules Hell, then she obviously sounds quite powerful,” I noted.
“Uh-huh! Nobody can beat Master!” Clownpiece smiled. “Except for miss Reimu!” She picked up a piece of mochi. “What do you think?”
I looked at it, then leaned over for a sniff. “It seems quite delicious.”
“Hehe~” Clownpiece then passed around a piece for everyone, Maruki included.
“Why do you always insist on full-dead?” Reimu asked.
“Cause ‘ya gotta go all the way!” Clownpiece insisted. “It’s all or nothing!”
“I don’t know, half-dead seems good enough to me, but I’m not going to argue.”
“Er… ‘full-dead’ and ‘half-dead?’” Maruki asked.
“They’re different ways to prepare the bean paste,” Marisa explained. She glanced over to Maruki. “You’re not headed to Higan quite yet, bubba.”
“I… didn’t say anything,” Maruki said awkwardly.
After the snack, we jumped right into spell card practice. We chose Nitori as my opponent, since by her own admission she wasn’t too great at spell card duels, and Marisa believed the two of us to be of around equal skill. She also challenged Nitori to go without her gizmos and gadgets and take me on with nothing else except pure magic. Since we were only practicing, we settled upon the “three-and-out” ruleset. Predictably for a kappa, all of her cards were water-themed, and the bullets even flowed like water too. The natural thought from me then was to answer them with Electricity-themed cards; after all, what worked for Pikachu in a water-soaked Rock-type gym would work for me here, too. But then I recalled that Reimu was present, and using any Electric-based attack (which would create sparks and bolts) would send her into a panic, something I didn’t want right before a mission with her. So instead, I simply gave it my all, relying on superior tactics, dodging, weaving, slinging my gun and applying everything I had been taught and had figured out for myself up to this point. Nitori did manage to get a hit in, but not before I was already close to victory.
After the sparring match, Nitori shook my hand. “You know, I have to admit. Reimu might not be all that great at some things, but she’s got a good eye for talent. And the way you use all of those Personas as spell cards, too, it’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen!”
“I told him that as well,” Reimu said. “He’s making the Spell Card Rules work in ways I never thought possible.”
I smiled. “Of course, you put up a good fight as well.”
Nitori shrugged. “I mean, I’m not the best, especially when I’m not using my gadgets. I am a gifted aquamancer, but that’s not a very strong power to have in landlocked Gensokyo. Remember, us kappa are seafarers, we’re native to the islands and waves. It’s also why we eat livers and put salt on everything, we’re used to all the salt in the ocean.”
“Eh, liver,” Marisa grimaced. “Can’t imagine why anyone would actually like that crap. Like, Eirin told me that the liver’s entire purpose is to clean out toxins, so I can’t think it would be very healthy either.”
“Waste not, want not,” Reimu smiled. The rest of us… just kind of gave her awkward glances.
Reimu locked Maruki back up and ordered the fairies to finish cleaning up the shrine, before we went up the mountain, Nitori leading us toward the gambling cave. It was in an isolated ravine, starting toward the path to the Sanzu River, Reimu explained. The cave itself was nestled in a grove of trees, sitting on a ledge overlooking a path which was lined with small storefronts, which were supposedly staffed by condemned souls attempting to work off their debts.
We hid in some shrubs and spent some time casing the joint. The plan was to observe patrons coming and going to get an idea of the kind of the clientele that we would be dealing with, before I went inside to question Sannyo, with Reimu and Marisa on standby to back me up in case things went south. Predictably, there were all sorts of clients, ranging from nearly-human figures to freakish monsters with unfittingly polite accents and demeanors to talking animals, representing a good cross-section of Gensokyo’s diverse youkai population, with a wanyuudou serving as the bouncer.
“That’s a lotta guys,” Marisa whispered.
“I think I know some of them,” Nitori commented. “Whenever we hold tech fairs, they’ll come out in droves. That’s how I make most of my money these days.”
“I’m almost certain there are tons of shady things going on in there, but we have to stay focused on the objective,” I said.
“You’re not scared of all those youkai?” Nitori asked.
“I’ve been inside yakuza dens. Those men are far more intimidating than what I’m seeing so far.”
“Ah, good point,” Nitori nodded.
Reimu looked at me. “Alright, so you go in first, we’ll wait nearby in case anything happens. Remember, this is all your idea, and we don’t want to cause a scene, so don’t mess this up.”
I tipped my hat. “Who do you think you’re talking to?”
I waltzed right up to the entrance of the gambling cave, hands in my pocket, head lowered and hat tipped to hide my face, like a private eye right out of a film noir. If it weren’t the middle of the day, one could add ominous, jazzy music to complete the scene.
“Whoa, hey there buddy,” the bouncer called out. “Whoddya think ‘ya are, just walkin’ up here like that? I gotta make sure ‘yer not up to any funny business, or I’ll burn ‘ya up!”
I looked up just enough to reveal my mouth. “Isn’t it obvious?” I asked, in a slightly gruff voice. “I am here to enjoy myself and have a good time.”
The bouncer turned himself upside down and floated in front of me. “ Weeeellll, I don’t know about that, buddy. You seem miiiiiiiiiighty fishy if ‘ya ask me. Ain’t no one in Gensokyo’s got a suit as snazzy as yours, where’d ‘ya get it?”
“From a good friend of mine,” I told him. “I’m a man of good taste.”
The bouncer circled around me for a bit, examining me from every angle. “Hmm… hmhmhmhm… ‘ya seem like a human, but I can tell you’ve got just enough shadiness to ‘ya to be a real scoundrel. ‘Ya seem pretty youkai-like to me. Any chance ‘ya hang around that there shrine maiden?”
“I know Reimu, yes,” I said. “In fact, we’re quite close.”
The bouncer chuckled. “Well, buddy, I can tell ‘yer a real charmer if ‘ya managed to charm ‘er. Then again, I heard the rumors ‘bout her keepin’ a pet human at the shrine. That’s a pretty big scandal if a charmer like you is mixin’ in with ‘er while she has that guy locked up.” He backed away from me. “That’s it. ‘Ya strike me as my favorite kinda scum. I’ll let ‘ya inside, but don’t say I didn’t warn ‘ya ‘bout the shit inside.”
“You never did, but I’ll take you at your word,” I said, tipping my hat again and letting myself inside.
The inside of the gambling cave was largely as I anticipated: extremely smokey, brightly lit, with all manner of hooligans and other suspicious characters crowded around bingo tables, card tables, pool tables, dartboards and pachislot machines, not to mention packed bars full of patrons chugging alcohol of dubious quality. Despite everyone in there being a youkai, they were all acting just like the unruly clientele at mob-run operations.
I simply shuffled past all of them, ignoring the leering remarks and chatter regarding my appearance there. I was only interested in the purple-haired, red-robed crone occupying the lavish seat in the middle of the den, being fanned by attendants, counting money, and smoking from an expensive pipe whose fumes wafted all throughout the establishment.
“Greetings,” I said, stepping up to her level. “You must be the one called Sannyo Komakusa.”
Sannyo put down the wad of cash she was counting and addressed me with a crooked smile, speaking with a drawn-out wisp and low voice. “Why… yes… I am the… humble book keeper of this… establishment… ”
“I’ll just cut straight to the point,” I said sternly. “I’m here to inquire about debts that some village humans allegedly owe you. I am concerned with the manner in which they are being collected.”
“Hmm…” she looked up and scratched her chin with one, long-nailed finger. “Oh… yes… I… suppose you are talking about the… couple and the… shopkeeper, are you not?” She inhaled from her pipe, then blew out a thick, smoky cloud right into my face. This tobacco smoke was certainly stronger than the type emanating from the thick, expensive cigars chomped by crime bosses in Tokyo, but I kept a straight face and my composure all the same. “You are… attempting to… reclaim those debts which they owe us…”
“Yes. And I am armed with evidence that you are doing so in a malicious and predatory manner. If you do not comply,” I reached into my pocket and revealed part of a spell card, “then I am prepared to settle the matter by force.”
Sannyo slightly reeled back, as though the answer I gave her was not the one she had expected, before settling back down. “I see… you are a… tenacious sort, one who is not swayed by the mystical aroma of my 100% Youkai Mountain tobacco.” She stood up and pointed at me. “I suppose… you are the one they call… the Charismatic ‘Ace’ Detective… Goro Akechi.”
When she uttered my name, everyone in the den stopped what they were doing, put down their cards and drinks, and stared right at me.
“Izzit that Akechi dude? The one everyone’s been goin’ on ‘bout??”
“Yeah, I hear he’s that Outsider dude who charmed the miko and witch!”
“Nah, I heard he has ‘imself a whole damn harem!”
One of them started to rush up. “I wonder what he tastes like!”
Shit, I thought to myself. Well, I suppose I expected something like this would happen, sticking my nose in a hive full of youkai, who unlike human yakuza gangsters had a very weak grasp on the concept of self-restraint. Time to put my police-mandated self-defense training, spell cards, quick reflexes and thinking to the test.
I let the youkai run up, then swiftly kicked him in the gut, sending him down the steps and onto the floor, before flipping away from Sannyo onto the game floor, leading the mob on a chase through the cramped passageways between game tables and machines. It was clear all of them were out for my blood, so to throw them off my tail I used a spell card based on a Persona I hadn’t yet used in the Metaverse: Medusa. It worked by sending out a wave which froze its targets in place briefly, before following up with bullets to capitalize on their helpless state. While it didn’t actually hurt them, as it was only a spell card, it did put precious distance between me and them.
Soon, I came to a chandelier dangling above the pool tables. Thinking quickly, I jumped up in a fancy, graceful way, aided by my flying abilities, and allowed the mob to gather below, all trying to jump up and get at me. I then cut the chain and leapt away, leaving a glassy, fiery explosion which engulfed most of the crowd.
By now, I had raised enough Cain to make even the most reclusive and inebriated patrons away from the game floor aware that I was there. I ran toward the bar next, jumping over it and knocking the bartender out while searching for an escape route, given that the main entrance had been cut off. While searching, I noticed a lighter on the table next to an ashtray and some cigarette butts; I took it for myself, hoping it would come in handy.
The mob started coming toward the bar, so I quickly searched for something there that I could distract them with. For a bar in the middle of the woods in rural Medieval Japan, they had quite the selection, ranging from sake on tap to bottles of Western beer to colorful liquors to-
…aha. An awful idea crossed my mind. If they had liquor, there was a good chance they distilled it on-site. I opened the sake tap and threw some bottles into the crowd, hoping to distract them, and based on how they were gathering around the Devil’s bathwater like flies on a corpse it seemed to work. I used the distraction to slip into the back of the establishment, which appeared to be more of the cave leading deeper into the mountain. After some poking around, I found what I was looking for: a room filled to the brim with casks of pure, distilled liquor and the machinery with which they produced it, and above it, a venting chimney leading back outside.
“Ah…”
I turned around, and saw Sannyo right behind me. She took a smoke from her pipe. “How dreadful. You appear to have… made a mess within my… place of business… ” She levitated and fired up a magic circle. “I will… allow one last chance of mercy… a spell card duel, just as she who is clad in red and white decrees…”
I considered my options. I could accept her challenge of a fair fight and then win, which would allow me to negotiate with her. But I also realized the mob would start flooding into here in not too long. Realizing I lacked options, and knowing she probably wouldn’t let me escape otherwise, I acted on my just-made-up backup plan: I took my gun and fired at one of the casks, opening its valve and spilling alcohol on the floor. I then took the lighter and threw it onto the growing puddle, setting it aflame and causing fire to rush up the stream and inside the container. I then took flight and made a beeline up the venting chimney.
Back in the fresh, open air, I made my way back down to where the trio was waiting beside a patch of knotweed. Already, several patrons were scrambling out of the cave, no doubt because Sannyo was warning them away from what was about to happen next.
“That was fast,” Reimu commented.
“What’s going on in there?” Nitori asked.
I took a moment to catch my breath, before readjusting my suit. “Well, it was a bit complicated-”
*KABOOM*
Suddenly the whole cave was engulfed in a fiery, hellish explosion, forceful enough to send me and Marisa’s hats flying and ejecting flames out of each of its orifices, setting the knotweed and other plants ablaze and forcing Nitori to put it all out with her water magic. There was a moment of silence, after which a figure came falling down to earth, crashing down and sliding right in front of us.
All of us approached Sannyo, her body now covered in soot and burnt fabric. Her eyes focused on us, and she addressed us in the same tone as before. “Ah… if it isn’t the… red and white… and the… black and white… ”
Reimu stood over her, arms at her side. “Yes, indeed. Now, let’s have a nice, polite discussion over tea back at the shrine, shall we?”
We spent the evening counting out the cash and making sure it matched what was printed in Sannyo’s files that she had given us. “It’s too bad we can’t keep this,” Reimu sighed. “She seems to have quite the operation set up there.”
“Or perhaps had,” Marisa commented. “Prolly gonna take ‘em forever to rebuild and clean that mess up.”
“Indeed,” Nitori added. “If there were youkai in Gensokyo who didn’t know about you before, they sure as hell have at least heard of you by now.”
I chuckled. “Well, I’d say I’ve established that I am not a weak human who can be easily intimidated.”
“True,” Nitori said, “but I mean, that was a pretty decent-sized explosion that wrecked a distillery, and to youkai, that’s like a capital offense or something. I hope you understand that.”
Reimu smiled. “No, I think he did great considering the circumstances, given he was in a cave full of drunk youkai and all.” She turned to me. “Still, you should be ready to take responsibility for your actions, given the hell of a first impression you left on some of them.
Take responsibility for my actions… that was what Igor had instructed me to do…
“So, we just go return the money to those folks?” Marisa asked.
“Afraid so,” Reimu sighed again.
“Eh, don’t sweat it,” Nitori assured her. “I’m sure they'll be grateful enough that they’ll let us have a cut as payment for our services.”
“I wouldn’t demand it,” I said, “but I wouldn’t be surprised either.”
We finished counting and stacking the cash, before Reimu said, “oh, that’s right. Sannyo did mention one other thing to me. It’s about Seiga.”
We all perked up. “Seiga? That’s our new target, right?” I asked.
“Yep.” She got out her device. “In fact, I think the whole group needs to hear this.
“Not a bad idea,” I replied.
aburaage: We have some new info on Seiga.
autumnsky: How did the bust go?
pancakeman: Explosively.
turbogranny: We saw the blast from the temple.
godlygeneral: We heard it all the way from the Forest of Magic.
ghostmochi: I was shopping in the village. People thought Youkai Mountain was erupting.
seeingstars: And now we’re returning all the money to those folks who got scammed.
cheshirecat: Starburst returning money? That’s ironic.
aburaage: Anyway, back to the topic at hand. As I was grilling Sannyo, she mentioned she had hired Seiga to appropriate the goods from the shopkeeper so that youkai didn’t have to sneak into the village.
ghostmochi: Wait, Seiga accepted money for a job?
pancakeman: What’s wrong with that? Criminals do that all the time.
turbogranny: Seiga is a hermit, just like those at Senkai. Hermits typically separate themselves from materialistic desires such as money, and Seiga is no different. For her to accept a job for money is highly unusual.
seeingstars: What about that time she dressed up as Santa and took people’s possessions so she could sell ‘em back to the people they bought them from?
autumnsky: I’m still trying to figure that one out.
pancakeman: Maybe it’s related to her distortion? How was she able to appropriate the objects to begin with?
ghostmochi: She possesses a pin which she can use to make holes in anything to pass through.
aburaage: It’s like a much weaker version of Yukari’s powers.
pancakeman: I see. In any case, we’ll need to continue investigating Seiga, now that this task is done. However, my ledger for the next few days is full, so we’ll need to pick it back up next week.
turtlepower: Sounds good.
turbogranny: Crow, you should come to the temple when you are ready to further the investigation.
pancakeman: Will do. Good night.
Notes:
Don't worry, a Real Touhou Manga moment is planned to occur at some point.
Chapter 57: Town Mouse & Country Mouse
Chapter Text
3/10
I was just finishing with cleaning up, and getting prepared to have lunch, when a silver-haired woman came in through the door.
“Good morning,” she bowed. “Or, perhaps, good afternoon. It is 12:05.”
“Welcome in,” Masato said, coming out of the back and polishing a hammer. “How can I help…” He studied her, and in particular her icy, blue gaze.
“Ah, sorry, miss Izayoi. I almost didn’t recognize you.”
“Well, I am not dressed in a maid outfit all the time,” she said. She turned to me. “I have come here to see if he is available. I won’t keep him for too long. It’s a request from my mistress, actually.”
Masato chuckled. “Ohoho, is that so?” He leaned over the counter. “How is she doing, by the way?”
“Fine,” Sakuya said. “She tends to become a bit surly this time of year, as spring rains around the corner.” She looked outside. “Actually, it is raining right now.”
I looked out, and gazed upon the light, showering rain with the solid gray sky directly above. “Indeed. Nobody truly likes the rain, but the land would become dry without it…”
“Also, she is a vampire,” Sakuya said. “She has trouble with running water, and prefers to stay inside on days like this. But in the spring, it can rain for days on end, and milady is prone to cabin fever.” She shook her head. “Anyway, she has summoned you once more. We will have tea ready for you when we arrive.”
Masato crossed his arms and nodded. “Well, you go on ahead, but I wanted to show him some more cooking this evening, so make sure to bring him back before dark.”
“Certainly,” Sakuya bowed.
I changed into a suit to make myself presentable, donned my hat and threw on my jacket, and held the door for her like a gentleman. I also offered her an umbrella, but she politely declined. I then followed her out, shut the door behind me…
…and found myself immediately inside the mansion’s foyer.
“Wha- huh???” I froze in place, startled. How on Earth… Did we teleport here somehow?
“Welcome back once again, Goro,” came Remilia’s voice as she gracefully floated down to the ground.
“I have brought him with me as requested, milady,” Sakuya said, now inexplicably back in her maid outfit.
I looked around, with a somewhat silly, confused face, while Remilia giggled. “She does an exemplary job guiding guests here, does she not?” She flew up the stairs. “Come. We have important matters to discuss.”
“...ah, right,” I said.
We went out onto the mansion’s balcony, which was shielded from the rain by some kind of forcefield, apparently cast by Remilia herself. She seated us at the far edge, beyond which the lake sprawled out.
“You don’t want to stay inside?” I asked.
Remilia shrugged. “I like to observe the rain, even if I do not wish to cross it. I’m a vampire, but not so weak and so filthy that pure, flowing water free of disease is able to repulse me. In fact, true to my heritage I am a devout Catholic, even if I do practice arcane arts. Being able to see fates motivates me to avert my own, you know.”
“I see,” I said. Sakuya brought out tea and snacks, presenting us with a rather peculiar looking stew with bread, before bowing and leaving us to our business.
Remilia grinned. “Oh, I’m sure you will appreciate this, one of my dear, late mother’s favorite recipes.”
“It certainly doesn’t look Japanese,” I said.
“Of course not. It’s a traditional Catalan dish, Mandonguilles amb Sípia i Pèsols. Ingredients for dishes from my home are nigh-impossible to come by in Japan, much less Gensokyo, and we owe quite a bit to Yukari bringing us this in exchange for our wine. You should consider yourself honored to enjoy authentic Catalan cuisine, and for good reason.”
I took a spoonful of the stew. “I take it you want to praise me for changing the fates of those three.”
“Indeed,” she smiled. “And, I will say, that was quite the blast. We felt it down here in the mansion.”
“I was surprised that they thought it was a good idea to store that much highly flammable, pure distilled ethanol in one place,” I said.
“You are a fool for assuming youkai are rational enough to handle alcohol responsibly,” Remilia said. “And yet brilliant enough to detonate it in order to escape an angry mob. Alas, you have caught the ire and bile fascination of Gensokyo’s dark underbelly. I hope you are prepared to accept responsibility for your actions, lest you find yourself knee deep in… severe consequences.”
There it is again, someone asking me to take responsibility for my actions…
She took a sip. “In any case, you have performed quite well. All three fates have turned away from ruin, at least for the time being, for all of Gensokyo is still headed into the maw of Hell. Still, you have more than demonstrated your worthiness of my aid. We have created invitations for all of the girls who gave you chocolate to come visit our indoor beach on the 14th. I applaud you for completing this task with time to spare.”
“My appreciation,” I smiled. “It did feel good to get back into doing detective work.”
“I’m sure it did,” Remilia replied. “We will send the invites out without delay. You needn’t worry about preparing for that day, you’ll just be expected to show up. Our staff will take care to make sure that we can provide the best White Day celebration possible.”
I thought about her offer to handle everything for me, which was certainly convenient: I could use the time to begin my investigation into Seiga, and uncover the keywords which would lead us into her fortress.
…but on the other hand…
“May I… make a request?” I asked.
“Certainly,” Remilia said.
I paused for a moment, before saying, “there is one invite which I would like to deliver personally.”
3/11
It took some asking around the village, but I was able to find out where she and her family lived: on a farmstead near the outskirts, with frontage along the river and within sight of the bridge leading out toward the Garden of the Sun. As I approached it, the malodorous scent of animal waste mixed with mud filled my nose - a scent which, I suppose, one got used to growing up in the countryside. I recall Ren sharing stories of a farm that his grandparents owned, and how he’d assist them whenever he came over to visit as a child. Apparently, he could proficiently operate a tractor, which could explain his driving ability in the Metaverse, compared to me, who learned to drive via formal courses in mostly automatic vehicles, not the aging, lead-painted and stick-operated hunk of rust he fondly recounted. Certainly, a country mouse and city mouse dynamic existed between us.
And now history was poised to repeat.
I had decided to come in more traditional clothes with hakama pants, unsure how well her parents would receive the sharp suit straight out of old-fashioned film noir thrillers. Approaching the front doors, I heard what sounded like the quacking of ducks. Looking to the side, I saw, on the other side of the fence, several of them being shepherded into a walk-in hutch by Kana, with the males jockeying for position and butting at each other over mates while Kana tried to break them up, at least until they were inside.
“Good morning!” I called out. Kana didn’t immediately reply; instead she finished with getting the ducks in and shutting the gate before coming to the fence to greet me.
“I apologize,” she said, bowing. “They can be a handful sometimes, especially now since it’s their mating season and the females will lay their eggs soon.” She took off her hat. “What are you doing today?”
“I had some time, so I wanted to come visit,” I said.
Kana looked back at the field. “Er, we’re actually busy with chores at the moment…”
“May I help you?” I asked.
Kana smiled. “Certainly. Come, I’ll show you where we keep our work clothes and our tools, then I’ll make tea for you.”
“I appreciate it,” I replied.
“So your family raises ducks?” I asked, surrounded by lots of loud ducks near their watering hole.
“Yes,” Kana said, unloading their food which consisted of grass, grains, and dead bugs. “Like I mentioned at the concert, we also have a couple of dairy cows, and chickens we raise for eggs and meat. We raise the ducks for food as well, but we also get hired by the rice farmers to help out with their rice paddies.”
I looked back at the ducks, which ruffled and crammed into one spot as Kana spread the food, splashing water everywhere. “What do ducks have to do with rice paddies?”
Kana chuckled. “You really are a city boy, aren’t you? We’ve been using ducks to help out the rice growers for generations. The ducks stomp on the rice as they go through the field, they leave manure which fertilizes the rice, and they eat bugs and parasites on the rice plants, which also feeds them. Then when they get fat enough, we kill them and sell them at the market.”
“Er…” I winced at how casually she discussed killing dozens of animals at once.
“You weren’t raised on a farm, so I don’t expect you to understand right away,” she said.
I shook my head. “Indeed. Ren also grew up in the countryside, and had trouble adjusting to Tokyo. On his first day of school, he had trouble finding the train he needed to take to get there, mostly because from where he was staying, he had to take one train to Shibuya, the bustling, high-rise core of Tokyo, full of billboards and thousands of people, then find the train to the station near the school.”
“Haah…” Kana sighed. “Just thinking about how Outsiders live, based on what I’ve heard, makes my head hurt. I feel like I’d get dizzy and anxious having all those lights and people all in one place.”
“Tokyo’s a big place,” I said. “There’s probably more people living in apartments in two city blocks than there are humans and youkai in all of Gensokyo.”
“How can people live like that?” Kana asked. “Even the villagers look all crammed together, whole families living in those small buildings. I need land, and animals. That’s how I’ve lived my whole life.”
“I personally haven’t known much else other than small apartments with one, maybe two rooms,” I shrugged. “You just get used to it, just as how you’ve gotten used to the smell of manure which I could whiff from half a kilometer away.”
Kana smiled again. “I don’t notice it, but Reimu has to pinch her nose whenever she comes to visit us.”
“Reimu visits you?” I asked.
“On occasion,” Kana said. “She blesses our farm to keep the fairies and youkai out. My parents are, I feel, some of the only people in Gensokyo who fully trust her to keep us safe from youkai. We’ve heard that Reimu lives in near poverty, so we try to give her what we can. We also usually feed her lunch or dinner when she comes too.” She closed the duck food container. “We’re just about done. Let’s go get cleaned up so that we can have tea.”
“With pleasure,” I nodded.
After we changed out of muddy farm clothes and went back to the house, we saw a man, Kana’s father, come down the path with a cart full of groceries and supplies.
“Hello there,” I said to him.
He looked up at me. “Oh hey! Wasn’t expecting to see visitors today. Are you-” He put his cart down, looked at me for a moment, then said, “you wouldn’t happen to be Goro Akechi, would you?”
“I am,” I bowed.
“Ohoho!” he chortled. “So the man himself comes by to visit at last! I’ve heard all about ‘ya from Kana and the villagers, all the stuff you’ve been getting up to.”
“Indeed,” I said. “Would you like help bringing in all of that?”
“Of course!” he said. “Big strong fellow like you, wish I had one of those all the time.”
“Yes…” Kana said.
Once all the groceries were put away, Kana brewed some tea for us and laid it out. We sat ourselves around the table, in the middle of the living room which had a window with a view of the river.
“Where is your mother?” I asked Kana.
“She’s out visiting friends,” she said. “She won’t be back until evening.”
“I see.” I turned to her father. “By the way, you never introduced yourself.”
“Oh, I apologize,” he said. “The name’s Gouki Samaon.”
“Nice to meet you, Samaon-san,” I said.
“Eh, you can just call me Gouki, I don’t mind,” he said.
I smiled. “Well, alright.” I took a sip of tea. “The tea is quite good.”
“Thank you,” Kana said.
“Now then,” Gouki said, “I’ve heard a lot about you, all those stories and rumors, but I want to hear from the man himself if all those stories are true.”
“Of course,” I nodded. “Now then, where to start…”
“Oh, I bet those youkai are all gonna be over you now,” Gouki joked.
“Indeed, the operation didn’t go quite as planned,” I admitted. “But we still accomplished our goal in the end, which was to get the mountain hag to return the money to the villagers. I’ve heard the Ginza family has already reconciled and are now happier than ever. And the shopkeeper was glad to accept reimbursement for his wares.”
“I bet,” Gouki said. “Takes a special kind of someone to charm both Reimu and Marisa, stand up to youkai, and blow up their booze.”
“And it doesn’t sound like you have any fear at all,” Kana said.
“Well, I am a detective,” I told them. “Of course, one can’t directly compare youkai to yakuza gangsters, but in the heat of the moment it really wasn’t that much different than being in the middle of a smoky yakuza gambling den with all sorts of shady business and intimidation going on. Quick thinking in the moment can be just as important a skill to have as crafting a carefully laid plan.”
“I see,” Kana said. “By the way, what do you-”
*bark*
We turned around and saw a shiba-inu trot into the room, standing in attention in front of Kana.
“Is that your dog?” I asked.
“This is Naoki,” Kana said, smiling, scratching behind his ears. “He’s two years old.”
“He’s a good, responsible boy,” Gouki said. “Never disrespects anyone, does a good job keeping the animals in line, guards the house… he may not look like much, but shibas are strong, determined and independent little things.”
“I see,” I said. I reached over to pet him, but he politely backed away.
“Ah, it takes him a while to warm up to strangers,” Kana said, “but he’ll never bite or growl. Shibas are rather like cats in a way.”
“Is that so?” I asked. “I’ve never had one, or any pets for that matter, so I wouldn’t know. Ren did have a cat who traveled in his bag wherever he went.”
“Ren?” Gouki asked.
“A friend of mine Outside,” I said.
“Apparently, he came to Tokyo because he was on probation for a crime he didn’t commit,” Kana said. “The accuser was someone Goro had been investigating.”
“I see,” Gouki said, sipping some tea. Somehow, he didn’t seem too moved by that fact.
Kana looked back at me. “Anyway, what do you think of… well, the Day Breakers?”
…well, damn.
“What do I think of them…” I chose my words carefully. “Clearly, they must be a group of vigilantes bent on righting Gensokyo’s injustices. I can certainly understand their cause, but I also want to know their identities and ensure their activities don’t cause harm.”
“Maybe they’re acting because they don’t think the ‘incident resolvers’ are doing enough?” Kana suggested.
“Possibly,” I said. “Actually, they seem very similar to another case I had at the time I came here. That of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, or Phantom Thieves for short.”
“Phantom Thieves?” Kana wondered.
“Did they steal ghosts?” Gouki snarked.
I chuckled. “Not quite. No, they called themselves that because they claimed to ‘steal people’s hearts’ and make criminals confess to their wrongdoings, many of whom were people abusing their power and who were protected by the law and the system. Other investigators attempted to trace them and discover their identities, but failed at every turn. So I took it upon myself to crack this ‘unsolvable’ case, both as a matter of pride, and because I knew they could become a real menace depending on who they chose to target next. Much like the Day Breakers, they advertised their ‘heists’ with calling cards.”
“Sounds supernatural,” Gouki said. “Sounds like a bunch of ghouls.”
“I didn’t want to think it was supernatural at first,” I said, “but eventually I realized that the nature of their crimes defied conventional explanation.” I finished my tea. “I did get as far as coming up with a profile for them; I determined that they were all teenagers, just like myself. Actually, I began to suspect Ren himself around the time of the mishap that sent me to Gensokyo, as he admitted to being a fan of the Phantom Thieves. I had a hunch that he was a Phantom Thief himself, or at the very least was familiar with most of their members, or was possibly a confidant. Given his circumstances, he certainly did have a motive to at least associate with them. Alas, I’ll never crack that case, but I’m hopeful that I can help Reimu and company uncover the identity of the Day Breakers.”
“You seem like the man for the job,” Gouki said. “And you certainly have a hell of a reputation, talking over stubborn youkai, being friends with Reimu and Marisa, and blowing up that cave. I have high hopes, and I’m sure everyone else does as well.”
I smiled. “I appreciate the compliment.”
We talked for a while longer, until the time came for me to head back to the village. Kana saw me out, which gave me a chance to hand her the invite.
“An invitation?” she asked.
“This is in return for the chocolate you gave me last month,” I told her.
“I see. Well, thank-”
And then she read the invite, and who it was from.
“Er… no, this… this can’t be right… right??” Her hand seemed to shake. “I mean… if this is real, my parents, and especially my father, wouldn’t-”
“You said you wanted to see Gensokyo outside the village, correct?” I asked, in a somewhat stern tone. “Besides, I myself was able to arrange this, and can keep the situation under control. Just tell your father I want to take you out on Tuesday, since you gave me chocolate. I’ll take this invite, and we’ll destroy it before the day is over.”
Kana blushed. “I mean, sure, but if I tell them that, they’ll get the wrong idea…”
“It’s either that, or them scolding you,” I said. “I know they have the best intentions in heart, but if you want to fulfill your wish, you’ll have to trust me, and know that I can keep you out of trouble.”
Kana paused for a second. “Well, alright. You’ll come by then?”
“Absolutely,” I nodded.
“Thank you…” She walked back inside the house. I wasn’t sure if she’d accept the offer in the end; she could still refuse, after all. But we made a deal, and I made it clear to her that I wanted to uphold that deal. Sometimes, that involves pushing one’s comfort zone. No one knew that better than me; I had been doing almost nothing else since coming to Gensokyo.
When I returned to the shop, I saw flashes of yellow go on and off from inside. When I stepped in, I saw their source: Masato testing out newly installed lights.
“I’m back,” I said.
“Oh, hello!” he said. He stepped down from the stool he was on. “Those engineers came while you were away. Reimu supervised them as they installed everything, making sure they didn’t get into any trouble.” He examined the lightbulb. “I’ll say, those kappa girls really know a thing or two. Lights, heat, a device to cook food, and they completely rehauled the bathroom too. I’ll be the talk of the town after this!”
I smiled. “Don’t forget who made all this possible.”
“Heh, I won’t.” He sat down. “So, who did you visit today?”
I sat down across from him. “I visited Kana and her father.”
“Kana’s father… you wouldn’t happen to mean Gouki Samaon?”
“That was his name.”
Masato smiled. “Me and him go back a ways, although it’s been a while since we last spoke. We used to get up to all kinds of no-good business and pranks. I grew out of it, he never quite did. From what I hear, he’s still kind of a boisterous jokester. I’m actually a little surprised he has a wife and kid.”
“He did seem quite the character,” I commented. “And they also have a lot of animals.”
“Of course,” Masato said. “The rice farmers all rely on their ducks to help maintain their fields. I’ll bet they’re busy getting ready; some of the rice farmers are already planting.”
“That’s what Kana told me,” I said. “My old friend Ren came from the country too, and had quite a bit of experience on the farm.”
“And then he came to the city,” Masato said. “I bet that was a shock for him.”
“Indeed, especially considering the circumstances under which he did so,” I sighed.
“Well, yes… a shame that injustice like that happens out there,” Masato commented.
“It happens here, too,” I said. “Like that mountain hag coercing money from villagers.”
“Reimu told me all about it,” Masato said. “She said you blew up their liquor supply.” He crossed his arms. “You’d better watch your actions. Things like that can get the wrong sort of people chasing after you.” He smiled. “But then, the fact that you were willing to stand up to them is impressive, much less get results. Most of the people who came in today were singing your praises. That means you’ll have to live up to them from now on. I hope you’re ready for that, and take responsibility for your actions.”
“I… I will,” I said.
“Good.” He got up. “Now then, why don’t we get started on dinner?”
Chapter 58: Taking Responsibility
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/12
Goro
“Goro,
I am inviting you to come to Eientei for a most special clinical trial. Please inform Masato that you will be gone until morning, as this one will require at least 12 hours to complete.
Please don’t get overly excited <3
Yagokoro M.D.”
The invitation seemed rather sketchy, and I thought about ignoring it, but then I remembered I had a deal with her and Reisen, and I hadn’t visited them in a minute, so I informed Masato of what was going on and offered to work a full day later in the week to make up for it if needed.
I finished my work for the day before heading out to Eientei, locking my key up before doing so. As I arrived, Seiran and Ringo were outside, but instead of standing guard, they were making large batches of botamochi, wearing more casual clothes than the heavy winter jackets and pants I had seen them in up to this point. Tewi was at the entryway, ready to guide me through the labyrinthine halls to Eirin’s office. I arrived, and there she sat, leg crossed over the other and glasses slightly lowered like the stereotypical “hot nurse”.
“Welcome, welcome,” she greeted me as I sat down. “It’s been a little while, hasn’t it?”
“Indeed,” I replied. “I’ve been busy with other things.”
“Like blowing up alcohol?” she smiled. “I heard all about it.”
I sighed, realizing that I was now “that guy who blew up all the youkai’s liquor” across the land. “Of course you have.”
Eirin chuckled. “Indeed. Now then.” She spun around on her chair, opened up a drawer, grabbed a pair of tongs, and pulled out a small wooden object before putting it on a table in front of her. “I’ve been working on this for the better part of a month, in addition to refining the butterfly dream prototype, which is why I haven’t called on you in a while.”
I picked it up to inspect it. It was some sort of trinket shaped like a double arrow. “What kind of object is this?”
“One with a fun effect,” she said, “but which will require you to stay overnight to test its effect.”
“What does it do?” I asked again. “You know I have to trust you to continue this deal.”
“I know,” she said. “Let’s just say it offers an… out of body experience and a chance to step in… another person’s shoes…”
From those vague but ominous words, I started getting an idea of what I was in for when she called out “Udonge! Come!”
Within moments, Reisen stepped into the room. “Yes, Master?” she asked her.
“You will be helping Akechi-kun over here with testing my latest creation,” she said.
“Okay…” Reisen replied, very uncertain. She walked over next to me, and Eirin instructed me to pick up the object, firmly grasping one end while offering the other end to Reisen.
“So, I just grab hold of this?” she asked.
“Yes,” Eirin nodded.
Reisen looked back at me, held out her hand for a moment, then pinched the other end of the object. As soon as she did, I blacked out while feeling like I was being violently pulled forward.
...
I could tell I was sprawled out on the floor, my head pounding as though I had a solid gold wash basin dropped on it. Fluttering my eyes open and regaining some form of consciousness, I instinctively stretched out, twitched my tail and ears-
Hold that thought for one goddamn second.
I shot up, and looked around, which caused me to feel rather long hair beating the back of my neck. In front of me was… me. Or at least my body was. Also in my field of vision were legs with long socks emerging from underneath a pink skirt, which I determined were attached to my body. I also looked down, and saw I was wearing a white shirt with a red tie and a noticeable bulge underneath both which was not usually there.
The dawning comprehension of what had just occurred was just starting to hit me like a semi truck to the face as my body stirred, with a groan, and wrenched itself up.
“Ow… I feel like a-”
We locked eyes and stared at each other for several moments, our faces frozen, before we shot up onto our feet exclaiming, “WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!?”
We pointed at each other. “You’re me!” I exclaimed, in Reisen’s higher, feminine voice.
“And you’re me!!” “she” exclaimed in mine.
Both of us looked at a grinning Eirin. “We switched bodies!!”
“So you have,” she chirped. “That object on the floor is what I call The Inverser. It causes any pair who grabs its ends to have their souls swap places temporarily.”
I looked down at the accursed item. “We should pick it back up and change back.”
“That won’t be possible during its 12-hour cooldown period,” Eirin replied.
Our eyes widened, and I felt a cold chill down my back.
“TWELVE HOURS?!?” we shouted again.
“Now you know the reason why I requested you stay the night,” Eirin said. “I’m sure you’d find it hard to explain to Masato why Reisen arrived at his shop without Goro.” She got up from her chair. “Now then, let's finish up our chores for the day. Then dinner needs to get started for the Princess.”
“I…” I realized I had no room to negotiate at the moment. “Well, alright…”
Sweeping a hallway was a tedious task under normal circumstances, especially when said hallway was littered with rabbit fur. But doing it in the body of a bunny girl, when you were usually a normal man, brought the task to a new level of awkwardness. For one, her body had a different shape than mine with a different center of gravity, forcing me to constantly adjust my stance and causing me to stumble a few times. Furthermore, wearing a short skirt made me feel rather exposed, not helped by the fact that… Well, I’m sure you get the idea. It was the strangest kind of out-of-body experience possible, and the bunny ears and tail were just salt on the wound.
Still, I focused on the task at hand, since it gave me a distraction from my current situation. At that moment, Tewi came down the hall, and stopped to ponder my handiwork.
“That’s quite the pile, usa,” she said.
I sighed. “Well, that’s what happens when we have as many rabbits here as we do. They shed.” I looked down at her. “What are you working on?”
“Oh, nothing, just supervising the rabbits, usa,” she said, trying to be cute. “By the way, Master had Akechi-san stay to help the others with moving some heavy bags around.” She giggled. “Y’know, I’d have thought a big, strong guy like him would be able to do it easily, but he’s just slipping and falling and making a fool of himself, like he hasn’t lifted anything bigger than a loaf of bread in his life.”
“Is that so?” I asked, cocking an eyebrow, and taking a form of amusement in how Reisen was responding to the opposite situation.
“Yup!” She chirped. “It was so pathetic to watch, I thought ‘well, why don’t I go right ahead and set a little trap?’ So I dug a hole, covered it in branches, waited in the brush, and what do you know, he fell right in, and the two girls just laughed while, I swear, he cried a bit.”
Suddenly, I took offense to having my image sullied like that.
“But, eh, I don’t got all day for fun,” Tewi dismissed. “I’ve got rabbits to feed and-”
I put the broom down, grabbed her by the collar of her shirt with my left hand, and held her up in front of me. I expected this to be difficult, since girls had less strength than guys, but it was clear that Reisen was made of some seriously tough stuff.
I smiled while saying, in a dissonantly sinister voice, “you know, how badly do you think Master would punish you if she found out you treated our dear guest so horribly and humiliated him in such a manner?”
Tewi trembled as she began to panic. “Uh, er, it was, ah, just a friendly prank…”
“Oh really?” I said. “Making a man fall into a hole while he is trying to work counts as a ‘friendly prank’ here?”
Tewi continued to struggle against my iron grip, but failed. “Uh, Reisen, you’re kinda… scarier than usual today?”
“I’m glad.”
“...eh???”
“Master told me to help Akechi-kun prepare dinner,” I said. I reopened my eyes, channeled my inner Black Mask, and grinned like the Cheshire Cat; as I did so, I could hear a faint, buzzing noise, and my vision going red. “I’m thinking we should have rabbit stew tonight!!”
At that moment, I saw an impression of an eye over Tewi’s face, followed by her letting out a ghastly shriek straight out of hell. She jumped free of my grip, then ran and crouched in the corner, her bunny tail completely poofed up and gripping her head with her hands while sweating profusely. “IdontwannabefoodIdontwannabefoodwhereareyouOkiImbeingchasedbypinkieswhowannaroastmybutt-”
I stood back and observed this scene, unsure what to think. I realized I had just used Reisen’s power, her “Madness-Inducing Eye” to make Tewi freak out.
…but the way she was acting seemed awfully familiar somehow, and not in a way I wanted to think about…
“Ohoho, so you made her go mad with Reisen’s power?” Eirin chuckled.
“I… suppose so,” I said.
It was later that evening, and we were seated around the dinner table, with fish, vegetables and assorted starches laid out. All of us, except for Tewi, who was curled up in the corner blabbering something about black noodle people attempting to send her to Saturn.
“So, let me get this straight,” Seiran said. “Reisen is Goro, and Goro is Reisen.”
“That is correct,” Reisen, as me, replied.
Seiran slipped a piece of fish into her mouth. “Explains why ‘he’ was acting weird earlier.”
Reisen looked over at Tewi. “You know, I’ve never seen her succumb to my power to such an extreme degree. Usually, she’s actually pretty much immune to it.”
“What is your power?” I asked.
“My power… I can manipulate wavelengths,” she answered. “Light waves, sound waves, seismic waves, and, well, brain waves. I can make someone go insane just by looking them in the eye. Make them see things that don’t exist, not see things that should… If you’re familiar with those three fairies of light, Sunny, Luna and Star, I can rip all their tricks to shreds. All moon rabbits have the ability to some extent; we can use it to communicate with each other over long distances, but my version is exceptionally powerful.”
“I see,” I said, sipping some tea.
She looked back at Tewi, who was still having the nervous breakdown of the century. “Even then, though, I have no idea just what on Earth you did to her. Again, she’s not usually affected by my abilities, since it doesn’t affect rabbits, youkai or not, Moon or Earth. Lunarians are also highly resistant to it.”
I shrugged. “I just picked her up by the collar and jokingly suggested making rabbit stew tonight, with her as the ingredient.”
Eirin chuckled, while most of the others grimaced. Reisen, however, continued, “well, even then, that’s far from the first time I’ve said that to her, and she just goes ‘yeah, whatever’ when I do. Somehow, you managed to amplify its effects. Maybe it’s because you didn’t realize it and so didn’t know how to control it, but… I don’t know…”
“...hm,” I thought. I thought about the possibilities, including the one I didn’t want to be true.
We tried to lighten the mood for the rest of dinner, mostly just talking about recent events in our lives. Boss-kun sat on “my” lap, further showing the liking he had taken to me. The crew wanted to hear about how I blew up the gambling cave’s liquor supply, so I told them that story. I didn’t have much else, mostly because the only other exciting events in my life revolved around the Metaverse, whose existence I couldn’t disclose. I did offer comments on the Tengu caste system abolishment, finding it interesting without having a real opinion on it, when in reality me, Aya and the others brought it crashing down and I overall saw it as a good thing.
After dinner and getting everything cleaned up, we engaged in “communal recreation,” which the household apparently did most nights. They were fans of games Daifugo, Go, Mahjong and Shogi, but also owned a western Chess set. I was actually a big fan of Chess, partly because I was exposed to it at one foster home which idolized American things, and was quick to pick up the game. My most recent test before coming to Gensokyo put my ELO at around 2200, not the absolute best but still very, very good. I demonstrated my skill against the others, and beat them all, Eirin included, although my victory against her was largely down to her misapplying tactics meant for Shogi. Once I showed her some advanced techniques, she was able to beat me in a rematch. Reisen was also a close opponent, but the others went down much faster, and I defeated Kaguya in particular with a Scholar’s Mate. To add insult to injury, Boss-kun attempted to play a game against me and somehow managed to last a couple more turns than Kaguya before the checkmate despite being, well, an animal rabbit.
Later on, the games were put away and it was time to get cleaned up for bed. Eirin allowed Kaguya the first bath, but then Kaguya made a strange request.
“I’d like to have Reisen come in the bath with me,” she said.
Both me and Reisen were shocked. “But, you know right now she’s a-”
Then she took my hand. “No, that’s not what I meant. I want ‘Reisen’ to come with me into the bath.”
I blushed profusely. “B-b-but, you can’t! I-”
She smiled. “It’s not strange for two girls to bathe together, is it not? Especially my favorite Inaba.”
“But, I-”
Despite my protests, the next thing I knew, the two of us were naked in the steamy bath, with Kaguya washing my hair and rubbing my shoulders. To say I had mixed emotions about the situation would be a large understatement. On one hand, here I was in the bath with the beautiful Kaguya-hime of legend. On the other hand, here I was in the bath with the beautiful Kaguya-hime of legend, in the body of a bunny girl whom I had only recently gotten to know, trying to ignore the parts I wasn’t supposed to have. At that moment, I was finding myself preferring to eat that “special takoyaki,” this time soaked in Ghost Pepper sauce, over this.
Then it was my turn to wash her hair. The shampoo with which I did so was unlike any other, having a faint but noticeable fragrance of wisteria and making her hair remarkably smooth, silky and shiny. As I had no clue how to wash long hair, she quite helpfully provided tips and instructions. I knew her true personality and preferences by now, but even so, personally washing the legendary Kaguya-sama’s hair was just a bit daunting. And I couldn’t help but admire her shapely, flawless body. Not out of any sort of “perversion,” but actually being genuinely impressed by it. As slovenly as her character was, the legends told the truth about her beauty.
After an… interesting bath, we slipped back into our bed robes and made our way out. Eirin was next, followed by Seiran, Ringo, and, under normal circumstances, Tewi, but the latter was still out of commission and momentarily parked on one of Eirin’s hospital beds being given psychological meds to try and help her recover. Reisen offered to go last. As Kaguya led me into her room, I noted how simple she preferred to keep things: just a clean tatami and maybe some pads, nothing overly extravagant. She told me she had lost interest in overt extravagance a long time ago. She directed me to the closet, where I pulled out two futons and laid them side-by-side.
I was just about to get in when I realized I had to go to the bathroom. The toilet was next to but separate from the bath, so I made my way over there, and took care of things while trying not to think about whatever the hell Reisen might be doing while in my body. I did see, er, “her” walking nervously into the bath in nothing but a bed robe, with my clothes back in her room…
…where I remembered my communicator was. Suddenly, I was gripped by panic. Did she notice it? Heaven forbid she read it, in the event that sensitive information was being discussed. I raced toward the direction she came from, eventually finding her room, and a pile of my clothes on the dresser, next to which laid her invitation to the mansion. Frantically tearing through them, I found the device and turned it on. I thought to myself, please don’t have read it, please for the love of the gods don’t discuss anything about the Metaverse or the Day Breakers…
seeingstars: Guys I think I found one of those “Super Mario” mushrooms Sumireko was talking about.
cheshirecat: Don’t eat it.
seeingstars: Nah, I’m gonna preserve it and see if I can find anything useful in it.
cheshirecat: I’m not interested in seeing everyone as a furry again.
seeingstars: Hey I didn’t say I was gonna feed it to you.
turtlepower: “Again?”
Just Marisa and Alice bickering like an old married couple. Nothing to see there.
I went back to Kaguya’s room, and she looked up at me. “You took a little while.”
“I did,” I said simply. I cut the lights and got in under the covers next to her.
I turned to face her. “Do you… often do this with Reisen? Bathe and sleep together, I mean?”
Kaguya smiled. “Indeed. The two of us have been close ever since she came here. I wanted to give her a better, simpler life than she had on the moon. Help her grow as a woman and a person, not just a tool or a ‘mere’ rabbit, like some animal.”
I paused to think about this. “You never said much about the Moon, other than how advanced it is. And Reisen doesn’t like to talk about it, other than that she was a soldier in some fashion.”
Kaguya frowned. “Rabbits up there are treated as second-class citizens at best. They were living on the Moon long before the first Lunarians arrived. The Lunarians were humans who escaped Earth and its “impurity” of life and death, led by Lord Tsukiyomi, hoping to live separate from the cycle of life and death, in effect attaining immortality of a sort. Lunarians don’t age, nor do we get diseases, but we can still be killed by other means. I was banished down here for drinking the Hourai Elixir created by her. I was selfish at the time, and wanted to live forever, but I’ve come to regret my decision because I didn’t realize how much it destroyed my ability to connect with others who, from my perspective, die in a flash. Eirin was one of the emissaries who came to find me later, but she betrayed them and left them to die so that she could be by my side. According to her, she was fed up with the Lunarian government’s corruption, built up over the centuries. Actually, even if I hadn’t consumed the elixir I probably would have eventually defected for similar reasons.”
I sighed. “So they treat rabbits like slaves, or worse. Sounds like the Nazi Party or, well, Imperial Japan. The nationalists try to deny it, and schools mostly skip over their atrocities. I call bullshit. What those bastards did was a horrifying shame and a dark mark on our country’s history. I stand for justice first and foremost, but I also realize that some things can’t be fixed by only one man. It takes making the people see crimes for what they are, and in a drive to preserve social harmony, they will blot out every crime, every rape, every robbery, every murder, just to avoid kicking up a fuss.”
Kaguya nodded. “You really are Goro Akechi inside, even if you look like Reisen. I can tell by your face and tone of voice. And I can tell by your personality. She wants to escape hardship and live out a peaceful life where she can be appreciated. You won’t be satisfied until the last criminal on Earth is behind bars, not the ones people say are criminals, but the ones who really are, yet have the money and power to evade punishment. And you will go to any length to accomplish that mission, even if it means risking your own life.”
“Indeed,” I said. “I swear by my pride as a detective that justice will always prevail.” I let out a deep breath and laid on my back, staring at the ceiling and letting the rabbit ears lie flat. They picked up noises my human ears couldn’t, like the sounds of the first insects of the season emerging from the trees and bushes, small animals peeking out of their burrows, and what was most likely Marisa master-sparking some poor schmuck.
“So… why do you think Eirin created that body-switching trinket?” I asked idly.
Kaguya took a moment to reply. “If I had to guess, it’s meant for me and Mokou. She thinks we would benefit from stepping into each other’s shoes. Why did she choose to test it on you two? Perhaps to gather research and data. Mostly, probably because she thought it’d be funny. She has a twisted sense of humor sometimes.”
“I can tell,” I said. “If her idea of a joke is having two people of opposite sexes switch bodies for twelve hours.” I rolled over. “Would you say the bad blood between you and Mokou is genuine?”
“Hard to say,” Kaguya said. “At one time, maybe? All I did was politely decline her father’s hand in marriage.” She turned to face me. “Honestly, the whole ‘five impossible tasks’ was just a load of bullshit to give me an excuse to turn down their advances in an age where the powers that be decided a woman didn’t have the agency to make that kind of choice. And I honestly disagreed with the premise of ‘shaming one’s family’ that came with being turned away for marriage, especially once I learned Mokou was a bastard child, desperate to attain some kind of legitimacy. She wandered the Earth in search of purpose, then came to fight me when she got bored, especially in the past four centuries. I guess she was just looking for someone who wasn’t an innocent person to take out her murderous rage on, and as a fellow Hourai immortal who doesn’t fear death, I felt the need to oblige.”
“I can’t imagine what that kind of existence must be like,” I said. “Constantly killing each other, I mean. Is it painful?”
“It is,” Kaguya said, “but in an endless life in which you constantly regenerate, it becomes one of the only thrills you can experience, since all others lose their touch. I have the power to affect eternity. I can freeze time for an object. I can also safeguard the whole mansion from the passage of time, and separate it from the cycle of life and death, even though I no longer do those… I used it to help Eirin create the Hourai Elixir in the first place. We used a similar procedure to create that wrestling outfit so that it regenerates along with myself, so I can keep doing those battles with her.”
“It’s quite the outfit, I’ll say,” I said candidly.
“It is. I always wear it under my dress, just in case we run into each other and she wants to fight.” She tossed around a bit, then settled back in. “But I’m also concerned for her. She lives a mostly lonely existence out in the middle of the forest, since she would refuse to make friends with, in her mind, short-lived humans. And, actually, even most youkai and gods, as all of them will eventually meet a final death, unlike us. That she already had trust issues before taking the Elixir probably didn’t help. Only recently has she really tried making any real friends, such as Keine, or that girl Sumireko, and she guides lost humans through the forest.” She smiled. “She might be a hermit, but I think, had she not tried to be more social, you might not have been saved that cold, winter’s day..”
“Indeed,” I said. “I owe her a lot for rescuing me. A shame I haven’t talked to her as much as I should because of that.”
“She’s probably still warming up to you,” Kaguya said. “If she got an invitation, though, I’m sure she’ll accept.”
“Ohoho, so yours got delivered as well.” I said.
“Last night,” she smiled. “I wasn’t actually expecting a return gift from you, much less an invitation to the famed Scarlet Devil Mansion. I don’t know how you managed to sway Remilia into doing that for every girl who gave you chocolate, but I don’t think it matters. You’re a man of unique charm, wit and charisma. Reimu clearly has an eye for talent, and I think you’ll go on to do great things here.”
I chuckled. “Thank you… except the ‘man’ part might be a little inaccurate right now.”
“I suppose so,” Kaguya giggled. "Also, just a small thing, but I didn't notice until we were playing Chess earlier that you're left-handed. Reisen is normally right-handed."
"I'm sinister," I remarked, with just a hint of double meaning behind it.
Slowly, the room turned quiet. Kaguya drifted off into sleep, but I kept thinking about some things. Obviously, being in Reisen’s body was one of them, but also about how far I had already come in my brief time in Gensokyo so far. So much had occurred since that fateful day, barely three months ago now, that it seemed like I had lived an entire lifetime. Making new friends, exploring new facets of my character, even leading a team to take down a Metaverse incident. Still, I couldn’t help but dwell on my past. My tortured childhood, and all the murders and psychotic breakdowns I committed on my bastard father’s order and threat, all for the slim chance of being able to off him at his peak. All I could do now was trust that the Phantom Thieves managed to do it in my stead, since I only knew that his heart had been changed, not any of the consequences that followed.
And on the subject of psychotic breakdowns, Tewi’s symptoms continued to trouble me. Reisen revealed she could cause madness, but the way Tewi shifted between being curled up in a ball and going around spouting gibberish uncomfortably reminded me of the breakdowns I used to dole out like pancakes at a fishing derby.
So many people had recently been telling me to take responsibility for my actions. Igor, Reimu, Remilia… Certainly, in the past I didn’t give a rat’s ass about repercussions, or else I wouldn’t have gone to work for the Antisocial Force as their hitman, only to backstab them at their height of power with no real plan thought out afterward. Now though, things were different. I knew if I wanted to redeem myself as a person and as a man, then I had to think about consequences and accept responsibility, something which I told myself I would do in Tokyo, hand myself over to the police if I needed to, but I subconsciously rejected the notion nonetheless.
I had to clean up mistakes I made, and make things better than before.
And I had to do that first thing after I got my original body back.
3/13
I had sent out the call before I was even back in my own body, and as soon as I got out of Eientei I got my stuff at the shop and made a beeline to the shore of the Misty Lake, where I awaited the others as they arrived one-by-one.
“You’re in rare form today,” Nitori commented.
“Must be urgent if you’re calling us all here at once first thing in the morning,” Aya said.
“It is,” I nodded. “I just found a target of high importance.” I showed them the key, with the name Tewi Inaba on it and pointing to a location in the Virya block. “She went insane last night out of nowhere. The sooner we take care of this, the better.”
“Insane, huh?” Marisa said. “Y’know, I thought she was immune to Reisen’s power.”
“Yes, but something else happened while I was visiting,” I said. “I’m very concerned, both for her well-being and for those of the others.” I turned toward the lakeshore. “Now then, who all agrees to the operation?”
Everyone else said “aye.”
“Good,” I said. “Now then, let’s roll out.”
Once we arrived at Ethos, we ripped and tore our way through shadows in Virya until Nitori was able to pinpoint Shadow Tewi’s location, saying she sensed an “unusual energy signature” coming from her. We took a moment on a safe floor adjacent to the one she was on to prepare, before heading down to face her.
The floor was eerily quiet. We huddled together, searching for threats, while Mamiko as per usual went slightly ahead to look for threats.
“See anythin’, Doktor?” Marisa asked.
“I’m not seeing… hold on.” She adjusted her goggles. “Wait, I can feel something-”
Suddenly a pink blur came from one side, which Aya parried with her spear. It came back around and charged us, forcing Byakuren to grab and throw it over. Once it was in a corner we surrounded it.
“What on Earth…?” Youmu said.
It turned around to face us. It was Shadow Tewi, hunched over like an animal and with a dark aura around her, just like the victims of my psychotic breakdowns, eyes glowing and with a snarled, feral expression on her face. She wasn’t even talking, instead making animalistic grunts and hisses.
“What the hell has gotten into her??” Reimu exclaimed. “What happened to turn her into that?!?”
I drew my gun. “It doesn’t matter. Here she comes.” Shadow Tewi then turned into the small, white Hare of Inaba, while an Okuninushi shadow spawned right beside. The pair charged us, and we responded in kind.
Okuninushi wasn’t too much of a hassle; he had the same profile and tactics as the ones we had previously faced in Megumu’s fortress. Where we ran into trouble was Shadow Tewi herself, who was quite literally a killer rabbit. Her main tactic, as expected of a berzerk shadow, was to jump and go for the neck with either claws or teeth, forcing us to duck and parry. She was also a small target who was hard to hit, and had no weaknesses to exploit, forcing us to just try and hit her with our best attacks backed up by buffs. At one point, Byakuren was able to punt her toward Mamiko, who then smacked the rabbit into the wall. Reimu also tried to set her on fire so that either Marisa or Aya could follow up with Wind or Nuclear combos, and Trump Frost got into the fray by freezing her, allowing either Youmu or Mamiko to shatter her with a powerful physical blow. As the fight wore on, Shadow Tewi’s movements slowed, but she compensated by using Megido to hit us at range and get around any shields we set up. Eventually, after a long, exhausting battle, we managed to keep her down long enough for a finishing All-Out Attack to clinch the match.
As Shadow Tewi regained a human(ish) form and wrested herself off the ground, I approached her. “Have you come back to your senses?” I asked harshly.
Shadow Tewi scowled. “Geh! I don’t know what the hell happened yesterday between me and Reisen, but her power made me go insane… she doesn’t get why I play pranks on people! It’s nothing against them, I just need some way to ignore my own pain!”
“...what do you mean?” Aya asked. “You seem pretty proud of your pranks on others, especially Reisen.”
Shadow Tewi looked down. “You… you all don’t get it. I’ve been alive for thousands of years, seen countless generations of rabbits with their short-ass lifespans just wither and die as soon as they're born. Even youkai rabbits, they never let go of their attachments, and starve to death trying to rest with a family member, go with them, return to the Earth, and never attempt to achieve bigger and better things. I…” She began to cry. “How would you feel if you saw your extended family, your children, all die with no support and no one to turn to???”
Byakuren stepped forward and knelt down to her level. “I know how you feel. What it’s like to lose someone close to you, that dread of the inevitability of death and wanting to escape it… I’ve paid dearly for the actions I took trying to escape my pain, but I have learned to move on, accept misfortune, accept death as a natural part of life and the world.”
Youmu came forward as well. “She’s right. My master knows nothing but death, she’s been a ghost for over a millenia. But she doesn’t let that get her down. She just focuses on being the best steward of the departed as possible. Rabbits do have short lifespans. Youkai rabbits never grow out of their instinctual behavior. But you know what, you just need to accept it. If you require help and guidance, go seek it yourself, don’t engage in destructive behavior. I know it’s not easy. Certainly it wasn’t easy for any of us to admit we needed help…”
Shadow Tewi sniffled. “I know. I’ve turned to many different people over the years. Master Eirin, and Okuninushi. I helped him find his love, but the truth is I myself loved him. I was too cowardly to admit it, though, since I was a rabbit, and have regretted that cowardice ever since, as it cost me someone who would always be there to support me through my hardships. Eirin is a good master, but I still sometimes find myself alone, afraid and weak…”
Reimu came up next. “Tewi. What you need to do is be open with others about how you really feel. I know I’m bad with that sometimes, but these guys, and all my other friends, have taught me the value in having someone to confide with. You can keep your issues bottled up, or you can work with someone to help you through them. Don’t ever feel like you’re alone. You have all of your friends in Eientei. All you need to do is tell them how you really feel.”
Shadow Tewi looked up. “Yes, but… I mean, do you think that would really work? What would they think? Especially Master Eirin?”
I decided it was my turn to speak up. “All that matters is that you are confident in yourself, and have the courage to recognize your weaknesses and seek help from those you trust. The only person you can’t afford to hate you is yourself. No matter what anyone else thinks, so long as you’re confident in yourself, you can always move forward and find the right path.”
Shadow Tewi smiled. “...thank you. Thank you all. Heh, I never thought I’d need wisdom from people much younger than me but… I guess that just speaks to how much I’ve yet to learn…” She glowed white, and disappeared, leaving behind a rabbit’s foot talisman.
Mamiko picked it up. “A ‘lucky rabbit’s foot.’ Why would she leave behind something like this?”
“Rabbit’s feet are considered symbols of good luck in many cultures,” I explained.
“But in order to make one, it’d have to come from a, most likely dead, rabbit,” Youmu lamented. “So it is a symbol of luck, but also a painful reminder of the vicious grip of death in her mind. That’s what it must symbolize, I think.”
“I think it’s ironic,” Byakuren said, “how a person with the ability to manipulate luck feels powerless to control her own destiny. But then, there are no shortcuts to happiness. It’s just as Crow said. One must love themselves and be confident in their own spirit, or they will only find ruin and fall into despair, right where they are easiest for Mara to corrupt.”
“Hopefully, this will be the start of a new journey for her,” Reimu said. “Just as all of us have begun to forge new paths.”
I looked around. “We’ve accomplished what we came here for. Let’s leave before he shows up.”
“Damn right,” Marisa said. “Don’t feel like bein’ turned into swiss cheese.”
After getting out of Ethos, Marisa mentioned she was going to visit Kourindou to get some things. I decided to follow her to see if I could find myself a pair of swimming trunks ahead of tomorrow (Remilia had promised a pair just in case I couldn’t, but I wanted to see what I could find, not fully trusting a household full of women to know anything about men’s swimwear).
Walking into the store, I could see Rinnosuke again, engrossed in a novel, while a brown-haired girl with a black hat was busy rummaging through a box full of items ranging from clothes to, I assumed, a Nintendo Switch. Marisa came up to the counter and presented a bag full of treasure to him.
“Hey Kourin,” she said. “I found some more good stuff for ‘ya.”
Rinnosuke put down his book. “Ah, Marisa. You’ve returned with your boyfriend.”
“HE AIN’T MAH BOYFRIEND, YA MORON!!!” she shouted, jumping in the air and blushing.
“Ah, I was just joking,” Rinnosuke said dryly. “I just think it's interesting how you’ve come with him again, just over a couple months after bringing him here the last time.”
“Did someone say ‘boyfriend?’” The girl turned around, revealing her red-rimmed glasses, and walked toward us. She was dressed in a modified school uniform, similar to the one work by Higashifukami High students in Yokohama, who were well known for being rivals both with my own school as well as Shujin Academy, and had become Japan’s dominant track-and-field power following Shujin’s dissolution of its team. She also wore a cape with arcane symbols inside of it.
“Oh hey, Sumi,” Marisa said. “Workin’ for Kourin today?”
“Yup,” ‘Sumi’ said. “I brought a lotta interesting stuff for him and I’m just going through and sorting all of it. Most of this is left over from a yard sale we had the other day, mostly just helping my twin brother go through things ahead of him starting college. I’ve already gotten my stuff straightened out.” She pulled out the Switch. “I got this thing on an overstock site. I don’t play video games, but I thought it’d be a great gift for Nitori or Kosuzu or someone like that.”
“Are you Sumireko Usami?” I asked. “The girl with the ability to visit Gensokyo?”
“I am!” she smiled. “And you…” She paused, then pointed at me. “You must be Goro Akechi! Reimu, Mokou and everyone told me about you! You disappeared Outside and came here!”
“And now we finally meet,” I said. “I’m surprised it’s taken this long for us to finally cross paths.”
“Well, I mean, I haven’t been coming here as much recently,” she said. “Something was going on that kept me from doing so, something that was causing Dream World disruptions, Doremy told me.”
“I see,” I said. My eyes drifted to the box, where something, hanging out of the side, caught my eye. “Hold on…” I went over and picked out the item. Much to my luck, it was a pair of swimming shorts about my size. “This was just what I was looking for!”
“What, those?” Sumireko asked. “My brother never wore them, so I took them here, just to see if anyone might be interested. I’m surprised you want them so bad.”
“Well, you see-”
“He’s invitin’ a buncha girls over to Remi’s tomorrow for White Day,” Marisa said bluntly.
The room was silent for a moment.
“Ohohohoho,” Sumireko chuckled. “Seems Ace Detective Akechi-kun’s ability to charm fangirls and get chocolate from them followed him all the way here.”
I remained tight-lipped. If there was one thing I needed to avoid, it was doing or saying anything to encourage two, gossipy girls and a deadpan shopkeeper.
“...why…don’t we take this conversation outside?” I suggested. “If nothing else, I’d like to at least hear some things which have gone on Outside since I came here.”
“Heh. Well, I guess.” I led Sumireko outside, passing Reimu who gave us an incredulous look as she entered the shop, and took her to an all-ages grill in the Village.
“...so then Amamiya-san turned himself in to the police in order to testify against Shido,” Sumireko continued, while the two of us took pieces of takoyaki. “Then all of his friends rallied the public to get him out of juvie. It was actually a big news story, and people in other countries also rallied to get him out. As for Shido himself, he was convicted on various corruption charges and the attempted rape, and he just got sentenced.” She slumped. “Given what he’s actually done, I think he got off lightly, but I guess stuff done in the Metaverse can’t be used in court without getting every conspiracy theorist worked up.”
My eyes widened. “You know about the Metaverse?”
“Yup,” she said. “Known about it for a while. Actually, I know full well what caused the Dream World disruption, but I couldn’t talk about it in front of Rinnosuke.” She looked up at me, somewhat threateningly. She didn’t even need to speak for me to realize she knew I was Black Mask.
“...how long have you known?” I asked her, defeated.
“I’ve had my suspicions for some time,” she said. “When I first heard about the mental shutdowns and psychotic breakdowns, I just had to investigate it - I am an occultist, after all. Over the summer, I spent some time in Tokyo, and I saw you acting suspiciously right as I got off the train. So I followed you into that location… ‘Mementos,’ I think you called it. It was there that I saw you do your dirty work. After that, a strange app appeared on my phone, so I continued my investigations into the whole thing and tried to figure out what that place was all about. I suspected the Phantom Thieves were also Metaverse users, which I confirmed when I trailed you all through that cruise ship place. Over the course of that, I awoke to a ‘Persona’ after a shadow ambush. I watched your fight with them, and thought about finishing you off after you collapsed when you killed your doppelganger, but I decided to spare you instead. I used my powers to make the shadows, and also the Phantom Thieves, think you were dead so they didn’t attack you, and eventually found a way out through a vent. I didn’t care whether or not you made it out alive, but even so, I’m the reason you didn’t die there.”
I slumped and chuckled weakly. “So, my activities as Black Mask are nowhere near as secret as I had hoped. It was one thing for the ruler of dreams, and judges of the dead, to know about it, but an unassuming high school girl…”
Sumireko smiled. “Well, I am the president of the Secret Sealing Club.” She slumped her shoulders. “...as well as its only member, for that matter. I’ve dedicated myself to investigating occultisms, both in Gensokyo and elsewhere. When I discovered the Metaverse, though, I felt I had hit the jackpot, and I made all sorts of excursions and took photos-”
“That’s impossible in the Metaverse,” I said.
Sumireko smirked, and presented her smartphone, with pictures of Shadow Shido, places in Mementos, a gigantic mechanical angel which I assumed to be the God of Control, and spots in an unknown location but which were presumably Maruki’s Palace. “My phone’s different. It doesn’t care about the confines of reality. It even follows me here into Gensokyo, even though you’re not talking to the real me - you’re talking to my doppelganger, while the real me snoozes Outside.”
“I see,” I observed. “And, actually, now that I think about it, I remember talking to a detective, Naoto Shirogane, who suspected that you might be the cause of the mental shutdowns and psychotic breakdowns.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised,” Sumireko admitted. “I’m sure I probably caught the attention of the Antisocial Force, too.”
“I don’t think you were ever a blip on their radar,” I said, “otherwise the two of us would have confronted each other far sooner. And what probably kept me from going after you was realizing that you were acting as a potential scapegoat.”
Sumireko chuckled. “Heh. So, I meet the feared Black Mask, but only after he starts trying to redeem himself. Of course, I’ve already investigated ‘Ethos,’ and I’ve seen the results of ‘The Day Breakers.’ Also, Reimu won’t shut up about you. Usually I have to prod her a bit to talk, but now she, Marisa and the others go on for hours and hours about you.” She looked over her glasses. “Of course, you do realize that, since I know the truth, I could just as easily bring you down, correct? And don’t forget what I did with my powers that led to you coming here.”
“True,” I said, “but it just as easily goes both ways. I’ll instantly suspect you if there start being psychotic breakdowns and mental shutdowns here.” I sipped some tea. “But, animosity won’t get us anywhere. It’s true that I killed many, but-”
“Most of those victims were just as much scum as the guys who paid you to do the hit,” Sumireko said. “And I can tell you didn’t quite do it on your own will, someone took advantage of you. And besides, I’m not exactly a shining paragon of justice myself; I almost brought down the Barrier that one time, and Reimu won’t let me forget it even if we’re friends now. Even now, I’m more motivated by my occult investigations than anything else…”
“Hmm…” I thought for a moment, then said, “have you been able to get inside the Fortresses?”
“...Fortresses?” Sumireko asked.
“I presume not,” I said. “And I’m sure you’d like to have someone photograph Ethos for you when you cannot?”
“I… guess?” she said.
“Then, why don’t we set up a deal? We can take pictures for you and deliver them to you. In exchange, you agree not to sell me out, and keep tabs on the Outside for me, in particular the whereabouts of Ren and his friends whenever possible.”
Sumireko seemed unsure. “Well, I mean, the camera’s ability is tied to my own, so I don’t know if it’d be possible. I mean, I’d love to have someone else take some pictures for me, but-”
“Then make it happen,” I said, a little more harshly. “Work with Nitori or someone if necessary.”
Sumireko chuckled again. “Now there’s the Goro Akechi I’ve come to expect, watching you get up to all kinds of shit in that place. Alright, I might be able to work with someone to impart my phone’s ability into another device so you can do that. And then I’ll make sure not to let anything slip while keeping you updated on the Phantom Thieves.”
“Then, it’s a deal.” I offered my hand, and she shook it, officially making us conspirators.
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Lovers Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Notes:
Hoo boy, this one was a doozy. Obviously, it tried to cram in a lot of stuff, but I wanted and needed White Day to have its own chapter, so this was the result.
Also, I think this is really the first chapter that makes a strong claim for that M rating. Up to this point, there's really only been canon-typical language, violence and suggestive themes for both franchises, but I knew going in that, while there won't be outright smut (at least not in the main story, spin-off one shots are fair game), there would be sexual scenes, scenes of extreme violence and some horror. Again, anything particularly troublesome will be appended with a content warning, since this fic doesn't have archive warnings, and I'm not the kind of person who just throws stuff like that in to be "edgy" unless it contributes significantly to the plot.
Chapter 59: White Day
Notes:
The Beach Episode.
Chapter Text
3/14 - White Day
Goro
Early in the morning, I stopped by Nitori’s to get a couple things, including a pistol upgrade I paid her for, before making my way to the Samaon homestead. Once I arrived, I saw Kana already out front talking with her mother, and so went over to speak with them.
“Kana will be in your care today,” Shinon said. “I’m sure you two will have a good time, but I do know things can get crazy at the Shrine sometimes.”
“I’m sure me and Reimu will keep any troublemakers in line,” I smiled. “Besides, I do have experience accompanying women, although Sae-san was the type of person who didn’t need to be escorted.”
Shinon chuckled. “Well, alright then. You two have a wonderful day,”
“We will,” Kana said.
We started by walking down the path in the direction of the Shrine, at least until we could no longer be seen from the farm. Our cover story was that we’d be visiting Reimu at the Shrine, a story that Reimu, Marisa and some others agreed to corroborate. Once we were in a safe place, I revealed a cloaking device from Nitori. Once activated, a hexagonal barrier surrounded the two of us.
“Whoa… what is this?” Kana asked.
“This will make us invisible to everyone else,” I explained. “I’ve already tested it to make sure it works.”
“Oh… well, alright…”
It took a while to walk around the lake and arrive at the mansion’s front steps. It reminded me of just how big Gensokyo actually was, as I had become accustomed to simply flying everywhere at high speed by now. It was a lovely day: the sky was clear, the air was clean and crisp, and the first vestiges of spring slowly emerged from beneath the piles of snow bleeding water into muddy puddles. In the trees, small animals were coming out of hibernation, and were on the hunt for food. Fairies played in the meadows, and in the waters above the Misty Lake, the rim of which bore a long but thin crust of ice. Youkai Mountain was draped in snow, and a verdant blanket of forest sprawled out from its base.
As we approached the mansion, I could see Kana looking on, seeming out of both awe and apprehension, at the imposing estate at the shore of the lake, whose clock tower loomed over everything around it and whose perimeter fence gave the impression of a fortress. We circled around to the front entrance, where Meiling stood on one leg atop the wall, practicing tai-chi.
“Good morning, Meiling-san,” I said.
Meiling jumped down from the wall right in front of us, which startled Kana. “Welcome. I see the famed Akechi-san has finally arrived,” she said, attempting to sound dramatic.
“I-I wasn’t expecting that!!” Kana said, still surprised.
“Ha! I have trained in martial arts for centuries! I am attuned to the force and ki of all living things. I move as swiftly as a monsoon wind, and strike with the force of a mighty wave!”
“Yeah, but didn’t Sakuya stab ya’ that one time for lookin’ like you were sleepin’ on the job?” came Marisa’s voice. We looked around, and saw her hanging upside-down in the air above Meiling.
Meiling slumped her shoulders. “...can we please not talk about that? Besides, you are-”
“Invited today, as per Akechi-san’s request for every girl that gave him chocolate last month,” said Sakuya, who instantly appeared beside me.
“Whoa!” Me and Kana jumped back. “You spooked us!”
Sakuya shook her head, then looked at Marisa. “Fashionably late as always, aren’t we?”
“Only because I had to go get Rei outta bed,” Marisa answered. “She should be just a bit behind me.”
“I will take your word for it,” Sakuya bowed. She turned to Kana. “Greetings. I apologize for not properly introducing myself. I am Sakuya Izayoi. I serve the lady of this estate.”
Kana paused, then said, “h-hi. I’m… I’m Kana… Kana Samaoun. I come from the village…”
Sakuya bowed again, then turned to me. “I must say, you’ve invited quite the group today. Most of them are already here. Follow me. I will guide you downstairs.”
“Thank-you, Izayoi-san,” I said.
Once again, we were guided downstairs. Kana kept close to me, still nervous about being inside the mansion, the subject of endless rumors among the townspeople. Her apprehension only grew as we passed by the library doors and into the underground passages, as fairy maids and hobgoblin workers filed back and forth, and especially as we passed by the ominously labeled door on the way to the indoor beach. Right at the end stood Keine, arms crossed and with an amused look on her face.
“Keine???” Kana said.
Keine smirked. “Well, well, well. You’ve really done it this time, Goro. You’ve gone and charmed so many ladies and pulled all these strings to get us all here today. You’re really quite a talented man.”
“Nonsense,” I said. “I am merely repaying a favor for all the giri-chocos I received from all of you. Haven’t you heard? The return gift must be three times the value of the original.”
“Yes, but to convince Remilia of all people to do this? You really…” She shrugged. “Well, good job, I suppose. I guess I was wrong to ever assume you’d struggle to thrive here. Now then…” she looked at Kana. “I know you must be very nervous, but it looks like he’s done a good job taking care of you.”
“Indeed,” Kana said. “He’s quite the gentleman, isn’t he? I’m sure there are some people who could stand to learn a thing or two from him, like-”
“Oi, comin’ through!” Marisa said, guiding a bleary-eyed Reimu through the hall. Once again, Reimu’s hair was all over the place and she didn’t even have her bow or hair tubes. However… it was a bit hard to tell in the dark hallway, but I could tell something was very different.
“Reimu,” I asked, “is your hair… is it a bit lighter today?”
“Mmmh,” Reimu groaned. “Color ran out today. Didn’t have time to change it.”
Color? Did that mean she… Did she dye her hair somehow? Usually, it was stark black, but today it was definitely brown. And she said that the color “ran out”... did that mean her hair was usually brown?
“Hmph.” Keine frowned. “Has someone been shirking her job lately? You’re not setting a very good example for the Villagers, including this one here.”
“Fairies stayed up late partying hard,” Reimu said. “Had to clean up their mess. Also have a prisoner to take care of now.”
Keine thought for a moment. “Ah, yes, the prisoner. I haven’t met him yet, but…”
“Oh yes, Reimu-san has been keeping a man locked up who tried to destroy the barrier somehow?” Kana said.
“Somethin’ like that,” Marisa said. “C’mon, let’s get in there.”
I waited outside while the girls got changed, facing down the corridor and seeing the hobgoblins gossip while carrying out wine barrels and bottles to put into storage.
“I heard Sulley got slapped with Flan duty after he was caught drinking the dark ale.”
“Oh shit, you mean the good beer? I mean, I know the Mistress guards it jealously, but I didn’t think she’d punish us with that. ”
“Yeah, we can’t even get anything good around here even if we do everything perfectly. And then this asshole over here comes and makes her let him use the beach and he even invited a buncha girls. Thinks he’s hot stuff.”
“I’ll be sure to let her know you said that,” I smiled. They tensed up and hurried down the hall out of sight.
Finally, the door clicked open and I was allowed into the locker room to change into the swimming trunks I had found the other day. I made sure to do it in a sheltered corner, just in case one of the girls decided to barge back in because she had forgotten something. Now, I will confess something: I had never visited the beach much in my life. None of my foster parents ever took me, and by the time I was able to go on my own, I didn’t have friends with which to enjoy the day with, or any time at all between school and work to spare the time to go down to Miura in the summertime to take in the breeze, the sun, the cerulean waves, the laughter of kids playing in the water and making sandcastles, and the soft, shifting sand in between my toes.
In other words, I was jumping right into the “beach episode” of the harem anime with no prior experience.
I sighed as I reached for the door, but knew that if I went in with anything less than complete confidence that it would ruin the mood, especially as I had invited everyone here because of White Day. So I took a breath, and after some hesitation opened the door and went “outside.”
Once I was through, the first thing that hit me was the warm wave cast off by the fake sun illuminating the “sky.” The second thing I noticed was all the different sets of eyes belonging to girls in all manner of different swimsuit styles staring right at me.
“Er…”
“Oh wow.”
“...”
“Ayayaya…”
“So that’s… ah…”
Apparently, none of them had seen a young man without a shirt before, and I do have to admit I had quite the muscle tone going on from all that police and detective work, as well as all the running, jumping and, well, killing I did in the Metaverse. And I realized that this was the first time I had seen any of them in anything less than underneath a layer of puffy and exotic outfits, much less swimsuits, and it left me wondering who and where in Gensokyo was making bikinis. There was quite the range, too: Nitori was in something that was clearly a school swimsuit with the name of the school removed, Mamiko had shorts and a tank top, Kana and Reimu wore a matching scarlet set since I guessed the had about the same proportions, while Aya and Byakuren were willing to be “daring,” which surprised me in Byakuren’s case given how she usually presented herself. Also, each of their swimsuits had design schemes matching their most commonly worn outfits. The only exception was Sakuya, who was still wearing her maid outfit, albeit with barefoot sandals instead of her usual shoes.
“Welcome, Akechi-san,” Sakuya bowed. “As you can see, we have prepared this place so that we can provide the best experience for you and your guests.”
“Er… yes, indeed,” I said.
Mokou looked around. “I dunno what you did to arrange this, but good job.”
“I think someone definitely won the game,” Rika said.
“Nonsense,” I dismissed. “I am merely repaying favors to friends who gave me chocolate.”
“I mean, yeah, it’s nice that you’re repaying the favor,” Marisa said, before looking at Remilia, who was being fanned by hobgoblins while sipping out of a coconut half. “But we didn’t expect ‘ya to get Remilia to let all of us into her beach!”
“I can’t believe this place actually exists,” Kana said, still probably wondering what kind of rabbit hole she had gotten herself into.
Keine smirked. “I’m just surprised you’re not stealing looks here and there. Especially,” she glanced at Aya and Byakuren, “given how some of us are dressed today.”
“I’m not a sheltered, bald-headed middle-aged pervert,” I said, cock-eyed. “And I certainly didn’t earn my fame Outside by acting unprofessionally around girls and women.”
Keine giggled. “Well, I suppose so.” She glanced at Marisa, who appeared to be leering at people’s butts. “I guess you’re not the one I should be concerned about.”
“Indeed,” I affirmed. I looked around some more, just to see if anyone was missing. I saw Reisen in the corner, chatting with her close friend Youmu. When she realized I was looking toward her, she quickly looked away, and I felt kind of awkward myself, given what had happened merely two days ago. I decided to just leave her be for now, and focus my attention on, maybe, perhaps, relaxing and having a good time.
Within the hour, the massive group had all settled into their own niches. I jumped in and out of conversations here and there, attempting to mingle and be a good host. Remilia maintained her “queen” demeanor as she sipped fine wine with Yuyuko, Keine was playing lifeguard while several girls were out swimming in the “ocean,” Mokou and Kaguya were engaged in a drinking contest while Rika and Alice took bets on who would win, Rika and Nitori were showing each other various mechanical gizmos and Reimu and Kana were off to the side chatting. I also noticed that Lavenza was off to the side watching the whole thing unfold, seemingly to provide me with a brief break in the action if I so desired as well as to supervise Rika. Marisa, meanwhile, seemed to focus on putting herself in situations where she could clandestinely ogle butts, especially Reimu’s but also sneaking glimpses of Aya’s and Byakuren’s here and there. Curiously, she wasn’t trying to catch sight of me, but I felt like there were reasons for that. Frankly, I didn’t care. I was just acting carefully to ensure no misunderstandings happened between me and anyone else-
“She’s quite the troublemaker, isn’t she?” Sakuya said suddenly.
“Whoa!” I turned around and there she was. “Really, how do you do that???”
She shook her head. “Marisa has always been like that. She takes whatever catches her interest, and does not act at all ladylike. She cannot control her impulses at all.”
“I can see that,” I said. “I take it you’ve known her for quite some time?”
“Ever since that day when milady created the scarlet mist,” she said. “She is very, very troublesome and dishonest, yet so willing to speak her mind without regard to decency or manners. I blame the fact that she ran away from home as a child and had no mother to guide her.”
“I suppose,” I said. “But, she does very much march to the beat of her own drum, and she’s a hard worker.”
“I’ll say,” Alice said, breaking into the conversation. “I’ve known her ever since she was a child.”
“How are they doing?” I asked, looking at Mokou and Kaguya who were now sprawled out across the sand, absolutely trashed.
“Well, I lost the bet,” Alice sighed. “Kaguya blacked out half a second before Mokou did. Rika doesn’t even need the money, I think she’s got more than even Remilia has.” She looked at Sakuya. “No offense.”
“None taken,” Sakuya bowed.
Alice looked back at me. “But yes, I have known her since she was little. She was just a tiny thing back then, but she stood out to me because of her honey gold hair and bright eyes, and she was full of energy.” She smiled. “I remember her saying that my dolls were cute, and I was pretty. I was very flattered. She also told me she liked watching the stars, so I took her out on a clear night and I helped her identify some of the stars and constellations in the sky with my telescope and star charts. That was my first real experience with Marisa. Then of course a couple years later she watched that meteor shower at Kourindou, and that’s what got her interested in magic. Ever since then, she’s been obsessed with it. I even gave her advice and tips, and watched as she cast her first spells.” Her smile and gaze then took on an affronted look. “And then… she grew up, for lack of a better term. And she became a liar and a thief. And she got annoying. And she started steal- er, sorry, borrowing me and Patchouli’s books and never giving them back, on the twisted logic that she’ll die soon anyway. Which, given her approach to magic, I think will be sooner, rather than later.”
“Is that so?” I smirked. “And yet somehow you’re still willing to put up with her antics.”
“Oh, well, I mean… I’ve never had children, obviously, so, ah, I guess you could say that I took it upon myself to try and steer her down the right path. Try being the operative word. And as abrasive as she can be at times, she’s still more approachable than Patchouli.” She paused, then turned to Sakuya. “Speaking of which, you did mention that Marisa hasn’t been trying to come over recently? To, you know, ‘borrow’ from the library?”
“Indeed, she has not been over to visit since at least Christmas,” Sakuya said. “It sounds like Mr. Goro over here has become her newest object of fixation. And I do not believe she would be able to enter the library even if she did come, as Patchouli-sama's reclusive tendencies have taken a turn for the worse recently. Not even the Mistress has been able to enter whenever she wants.”
“Is that so?” Alice wondered. “Perhaps she’s working on some sort of big project and she doesn’t want anyone to interfere? It wouldn’t be the first time she’s done that. Then, once she’s done, she’ll open it back up, maybe?”
Sakuya nodded. “I hope, but I fear her behavior could cause her to forget to maintain the mansion’s heating, power, and water supply.”
“I… see,” Alice mused, perhaps realizing what might actually be going on here. Given how Patchouli was characterized, I wasn’t suspicious enough yet to pursue her as a possible target, especially since we had just established Seiga as our next big one, but it was worth keeping in mind.
“Whatcha guys talkin’ about?” Marisa asked as she came over.
“We were discussing the practical applications of werewolf fangs in meat butchering,” Sakuya said, matter-of-factly and bowing.
“Ah, so just the usual borin’ shit?” Marisa replied.
“We were also remarking on how you were practicing your assassination techniques,” I commented.
“Er, I wasn’t-” Marisa started to say, before flushing red, kneeling over, and burying her face in the sand, all while Reimu and Kana were watching and trying not to laugh at such a lame, crude joke and the sight of Marisa being busted. Apparently, she wasn’t fooling anyone.
A little while later, Remilia raised her hand and called two servants over, each holding either end of a pair of metal rods with netting wrapped around them. I knew this could only mean one thing: the centerpiece of any good fanservice-laden beach episode…
“Time for my favorite part of any day at the Scarlet Devil Indoor Beach,” Remilia proclaimed. “My very own Philosopher’s Volleyball! Everyone who wishes to participate, please organize yourselves into two teams of six.”
After some discussion, we did as she asked, and created two teams on either side of the net, while Aya flew above and got ready to film the game. I managed to round up a team consisting of myself, Marisa, Reisen, Kaguya, Alice, and Nitori. The other side included Reimu, Kana, Mokou, Mamiko, Youmu and Byakuren. With the teams set, Remilia produced the ball, a shimmering, crimson orb.
“Here are the rules of the game,” she explained. “I will serve this ball onto a random side, and you all will take turns hitting it over to the other side. Invalid moves will cause it to disappear and a penalty will be applied; you lose if you have three penalties.”
“Seems easy to understand,” Mokou said.
“Also, the ball is a bomb,” Remilia continued. “If it hits the sand, it will explode, and you lose the round.”
“Wait, what???” Kana exclaimed, apparently not having enough reasons to freak out.
Marisa groaned. “Leave it to Remilia to put explosions into everythin’.”
“I can only guess that this whole thing is designed to entertain her,” Alice said.
Without warning, Remilia tossed the ball into the court, right at me. Instinctively, I bumped the ball toward the other side, and the game began. A list of fouls appeared on the wall, such as no flying, no spell cards, no special powers, and no using wild animals to intercept it (?). Strangely, fouls from real volleyball, such as four hits, assisted hits and foot faults were not listed, implying that the whole thing was just an excuse for Remilia to watch people play hot-potato with a magical bomb. Granted, that was probably for the better, since I was the only person there who seemed to actually know how to play volleyball, and everyone else just kind of did whatever the hell they wanted to try and keep the thing in the air and on the other side. Reisen hit it over with a flash kick, Mamiko was allowed to use a steel pipe to bat it over, Nitori slapped it using a mechanical arm with a white glove, and Byakuren jumped and spiked the ball (with time seemingly slowing down in my mind to emphasize the jiggle physics like in a real beach episode) which Kaguya was able to block due to apparently being made of the same material Nintendo 64s were made out of. Meanwhile, Kana seemed to catch onto how I was hitting the ball, going for blocks and spikes, and tried her best to copy it.
“Take this!” Marisa said, punching the ball over the net.
“Nah, I don’t think so!” Reimu dared. She got into position, primed and ready to spike it…
“WOO! BEACH PARTY!”
“Gaah!” Reimu got spooked, reflexively batting the ball to the side, causing it to land at Tenshi’s feet. After a brief moment, the ball exploded, scattering sand and leaving Tenshi covered in soot.
“Oh no!” Kana exclaimed, rushing over.
“Miss Celestial,” Sakuya said politely. “I don’t recall you being invited to this event.”
Tenshi shook off the soot, unscarred and undaunted. “Nonsense! If I see a party, I join it! That’s just how I roll, especially if my friends are here!”
“...you’re not hurt?” Kana asked.
“It’ll take much more than that firecracker to leave a dent on me!” Tenshi proclaimed. “If you require proof, hit me with your best shot!”
“Wait, er…”
“Just do it!” Tenshi said, puffing up her chest.
Kana hesitated. “Well… alright,” she gulped. She then smacked Tenshi down to the ground with a haymaker.
The rest of us were stunned. “Jeez laweez,” Rika said.
“That was one hell of a punch,” Mokou said.
Kana stepped back. “Ah, er… s-sorry, Tenshi-san, I-”
Tenshi got back up and laughed. “Ohoho, you got some muscle on you for a Village girl!”
“Well, I do live on a farm, and I’ve carried heavy items and hay bales all by myself…”
“And that’s why I like you!” Tenshi smiled. “You know the value of hard work, unlike those lazy better-than-you’s up in Heaven!” She wrapped her arm around Kana’s shoulders. “You just gotta loosen up a little! Have some fun, will you?”
Reimu came over, arms crossed. “Welcome to the wild side of Gensokyo, Kana. Enjoy your stay.”
“I… can see that,” Kana said, unsure.
“Who wants something to drink?” Rika asked everyone. “I got beer, the good stuff, imported from American brewers!”
“Oh, me, me!” several girls said.
“Don’t drink too much!” Keine reminded everyone. But most everyone else ignored her, jumping into the cases of Coors like it was the elixir of life, leaving myself, Kana, Byakuren, Marisa, Keine, Marisa, Mamiko, Remilia and Yuyuko. Even Sakuya, refined as she was, took a moment to cut and mix herself a margarita on Remilia’s blessing, before coming over to partake in observing the horde swarm over the bottled essence of the Rockies.
“You’re not going to join them?” I asked Marisa.
“Nah, Imma just sit back and watch Alice get wasted, if only so I can rub in her face that I had to carry her back,” she replied. “‘Sides, I gotta get on some research tonight, and I sure as hell ain’t gonna get any work done if I’m shitfaced.”
“Marisa, watch your mouth!” Keine scolded. “There’s children here!”
“I’m not really a child,” Kana said.
“Still, she knows better than to talk like that!”
I looked over at Byakuren next. “And… I didn’t want to remark on it before, but that’s quite the outfit you have on today.”
Byakuren looked down. “It was suggested by my acolytes…”
“‘Ya really gotta keep those jokers on a short leash,” Marisa said. “I’ve been to their drinkin’ dates and it ain’t pretty.” She looked at Mamiko. “Also, it might not look like it, but I was breathin’ down Alice’s neck when she was working on her swimsuit. ‘Cause otherwise, if you let Alice design a bikini, you might not realize it even exists, if you get my drift.”
“Not only that, but there are subtle… differences between me, a living doll, and a flesh-and-blood person,” Mamiko explained. “I wanted it to hide those differences as much as possible, so that I didn’t stand out.”
“My, my,” Yuyuko chuckled. “You have quite the standards, for someone who so obviously ogles backsides.”
“Hey, they were all good views!” Marisa insisted. She just says it out loud, I’m sure we all thought, based on everyone’s shocked expressions. “What else do you expect when everyone’s wearin’ skimpy outfits?”
Keine sighed. “This is what happens when no one is around to hold you accountable and teach you manners. Must I take you for a day and show you how to be a proper lady?”
“Believe me, I have tried and tried,” Sakuya said between sips. “I believe she is just naturally crass and stubborn.”
“But still the best friend anyone can have,” Remilia complimented. “I have seen her with all sorts of different people. Her and Reimu in particular have a close bond, and it seems like you and her are getting along quite well.”
“Indeed,” I said. “She and Reimu were among my first friends here.”
“About that…” Marisa stared at me for a second, then leaned forward, grabbing either side of my hips.
“Ah!?”
“What the hell do you have going on here?” she asked cannily. “These hips don’t belong to a guy. These are ladies hips, my friend. In fact, if it weren’t for that hecking pack on your chest, I’d wager you could easily pass for a-”
*bop*
“Knock it off,” Kana said, bonking Marisa on the head.
“Owowow…” Marisa covered her head. “Don’t be so rough with me, I’m a delicate flower~”
“Would you like to come home and shovel manure with me?” Kana asked, having now accepted the situation and rolling with it. “We could certainly use a hand or two.”
“I have heard that the smell of animal manure is quite foul,” came a voice.
“Yes, it’s quite-” then we looked around, until we saw an unexpected guest next to Yuyuko, staring at the alcoholic debauchery on the other side of the room.
“Wha- who the hell are you?!?” Marisa asked.
She turned and did a curtsey. “My name is Lavenza. I am Rika’s chaperone.”
“Mm, she certainly needs one, it appears,” Sakuya said, as Rika, now smashed beyond belief, tried filling Evil Eye Sigma’s fuel tank with booze.
Yuyuko leaned over. “Oooh, you’re so small.”
Keine then got between the two of them. “Don’t get any ideas with the little girl,” Keine frowned.
“Oh, what makes you assume I was going to do anything bad with her?” Yuyuko asked, semi-innocently.
“She’s got a point,” Marisa said.
Mamiko got closer to her. “Wait… are you an avatar of power?”
“What makes you ask that?” Lavenza said.
“I can sense a great power emanating from you,” Mamiko said. “I am attuned to spiritual powers.”
Lavenza smiled. “I suppose that is true.” She stepped forward. “I suppose I should go and bring her home. I’ve learned how to drive her tank, just in case.”
“Eh, good luck with that,” Marisa said. We watched as Lavenza simply walked right in between a spinny-eyed Reimu trying to balance a watermelon on her head and Youmu using her sword to carve a poorly-drawn stick figure of Yuyuko in the sand in order to round up Rika in her tank and excuse themselves through a dimensional portal created by the tank.
The rest of us sober guests agreed to end things here, round up who we could, and escort them back where they needed to go. Me and Kana helped get everyone out as far as the gate before we started the trip back. Once more, I used the cloak to make it seem as though we were returning from the Shrine, going around and coming down the path from the forest.
“Did you have a good time?” I asked her.
“I… it was interesting,” Kana said. “I didn’t know that Reimu and her friends behave like that when villagers aren’t around. I always figured they kept secrets from us. I didn’t know that those secrets included going through three boxes of alcohol and acting like animals.”
“I found it quite the shock myself when I first came here,” I said. “Although out there, I did have experience infiltrating dens of iniquity, so it wasn’t as much of an adjustment.”
Kana smiled. “It sounds like you have quite a few more stories to share. I’m looking forward to hearing all of them.” She bowed. “And, thanks for taking care of me today. I wouldn’t have dared go near that mansion by myself…”
“You’re very welcome,” I said. “Just make sure to keep this between you and me.”
“I will,” Kana said. “I won’t even tell my mother or father.”
“Especially them,” I said. “And I will make sure no one else mentions your presence there, not even Keine.”
“Thank you.” With that, Kana went inside. She asked if I wanted to stay for dinner, but I told her I had already promised Masato that I would help him straighten up the store before going to bed. I went home, cleaned up the shelves and swept and mopped the floor, then retired to bed.
Chapter 60: The Wicked Hermit
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/15
“Seiga Kaku?” Yuyuko asked.
“Yes, indeed,” I nodded. “That is our next target.” I was seated with Yuyuko at a tea table at her palace, at the suggestion of Youmu, who believed that her mistress might have information on her.
I took a sip of tea. “Recently, we took on another batch of Ethos targets. Among them was Mononobe no Futo, whose shadow indicated that Seiga was a ‘wicked hermit’ who she claims is an evil influence on her master. Her name yielded a result, but so far we only have her name.” I presented my key. “To access a fortress, we need three things: a name, a location, and a distortion representing how they see that location.”
“I see,” Yuyuko said. “As an example, what were my keywords?”
“Your keywords were this palace, Hakugyokorou, and Castle, as you subconsciously viewed this place as your own private castle, where you were queen and all of your servants bent to your gluttonous will.”
Yuyuko lowered her head. “That sounds very accurate. Looking back, the way I used Youmu…” She shook her head. “A long story, for another time. So, you are trying to figure out these keywords, and want to hear what I know about Seiga?”
“That is correct,” I replied.
“Hmm. To be honest, I cannot say much about her. My domain is over the spirits here in the Netherworld, where spirits eventually drift back into the Sea of Souls.” She paused. “Truthfully, I only learned of the Sea of Souls recently as the place the spirits eventually go; up to this point I was led to believe they were eventually just reincarnated. The Ministry of Right and Wrong normally refuses to disclose the topic, but they did to me since the cat was out of the bag already, and the nature of this incident means I would have eventually found out on my own anyway. They only forbid me from discussing it with people who do not already know.” She took a sip. “In any case, while Seiga is a wicked hermit, as long as she has not died, I only know what Youmu knows about her. I feel you should probably take this discussion to the Yama herself. I can call and ask for authorization for you to do so, if you would like.”
“Please do,” I said.
“Alright.” Yuyuko reached into her clothes, pulled out a smartphone and dialed a number.
I pointed at it. “Er… is that a…”
“We’re not backwards,” Yuyuko smiled. “We keep up with technology.” The phone rang for a second, before being picked up just after the second.
“Good morning, Shiki-sama. I have Akechi-san with me… He and his group are investigating Seiga Kaku… He is wondering if you are free to speak… Oh, you already know him? Why didn’t you tell me?... You are free tomorrow? Excellent. Where can he… Oh, alright. You’ll send her to meet him at the head of the path to the river. That sounds like a good… yes, tomorrow at noon sharp. I will tell him. Thank you… yes, thank you very much… Alright, goodbye.” She hung up and looked at me. “She has to stay at Higan for the next few days, but she has time tomorrow to speak. You will go to the head of the Road of Liminality, the path leading to the Sanzu River, the river souls must cross to be judged. She’s sending an employee to guide you along it.”
“An employee… a shinigami?” I asked.
“Indeed, although you will obviously not be dead or judged… at least, for now.” She chuckled. “I kid.” She took another sip. “The employee is a recent hire. Actually, she’s coming up on one year since they first started training her. Gensokyo’s route is a fairly light one, so they’ve been training her on that, mostly by the shinigami they’ve had on that route for centuries now. Her name… I can’t remember her full name, but I think Shiki-sama referred to her as Yoshizawa-san.”
I instantly perked up. “Yoshi…zawa-san?”
“Oh? Do you know her?”
“Well… I used to know someone by that name,” I said. “We were never close friends, but we did meet a couple of times for lunch, once with Ren, whom she had started dating. Her sister was a rising gymnastics star, but was killed when she was hit by a… truck…” I shook my head. “I’m getting off-topic. Thank you for arranging the meeting for me.”
“You’re very welcome,” Yuyuko smiled. “If you need to, I can have Youmu guide you there.”
“I appreciate it,” I smiled back.
As I traveled back to the Village from the Netherworld, my mind remained fixated on the name of that shinigami. Of course, Yoshizawa wasn’t exactly a unique family name, but I couldn’t help but entertain the thought that it could be her. Particularly since Yuyuko had mentioned to me that she started training about a year ago, right after, well, she died. I wasn’t part of the police response, but I did see it on television, heard officers at the station talk about it, and I eventually managed to review the case, how she died protecting her suicidal sister Sumire from killing herself. I had suspected something happened to Sumire after that which caused her to act like her, but it wasn’t until later, when Dr. Maruki told me himself that he put a cognitive overlay onto her, that I confirmed what had happened.
But, that was just wild mass guessing on my part. There’s no way she could just be resurrected and put to work ferrying people across the Sanzu.
Right?
3/16
It was a foggy day today, and as promised, Yomou led me to the start of the Road of Liminality. There was a sign warning mortals of danger, and the fog obscured the path leading further into the ravine. Despite this being a business visit, I couldn’t help but feel as though I had actually died, and was awaiting a shinigami who would emerge from the mist and ferry me across the river to the Yama.
Frankly, given my rap sheet, I didn’t want that to happen anytime soon.
I looked at my watch. It was noon. Hopefully the shinigami will be here soon, I thought. It’d look bad if she wasn’t punctual, even if she was just a rookie.
It took some moments, but eventually I could make out a shadowy figure emerging from the mists. There was no mistaking it: a sharp-looking scythe slung over her shoulder, and a dress and hair tied into a ponytail blowing gently in the wind. As she got closer, I could make out a white dress under a blue vest, and an obi with a coin in the center of it. And her face… seemed… familiar…
We stood there for what seemed like several hours, just looking at each other like we couldn’t believe we were actually meeting this person face-to-face…
“...Kasumi Yoshizawa?” I asked, breaking the silence.
She smiled. “Greetings. Indeed, I am Kasumi Yoshizawa. And you are Goro Akechi, the ‘charismatic ace detective’ who was actually the instrument of a conspiracy…” She bowed. “Come. Shiki-sama is waiting for us.”
“Ah, yes,” I said. We started down the path to the river, passing by the sales stalls operated by condemned souls paying off their debts, and making conversation along the way.
“...and that’s how I ended up where I am now,” I said. “Wiped from public cognition, dumped in a fantasy kitchen sink in rural Japan, and now leading a team to uncover a cognitive conspiracy while attempting to right my past sins.”
“I see,” she said. “And… I’m glad to hear Sumire is doing much better now. It sounds like she found a really, really good man to support her. I…” She shook her head. “I mean, I hate to say this, but I think it’s going to be impossible, or at least very difficult, to repay all of your sins, even with…”
“I’m Goro Akechi,” I boasted.
Kasumi chuckled. “Well, I suppose that’s true.” She took a breath. “Now, then, my story. Obviously, I died. The next thing I remember after that was standing on the banks of the Sanzu river, wondering where I was and how I got there. A shinigami met me, and explained to me that I was, in fact, dead. I couldn’t believe it, since I was on top of the world, bringing home gymnastics medals by the dozen, only to have my dream stolen from me before I even started high school. I was devastated, and reflected on my treatment of Sumire, how I ignored her grief and depression until she tried to kill herself, basically the entire boat ride over to the other side. Once there, I found myself faced with a judge, a yama. They explained their role, read off all of the deeds and sins I had accumulated over the course of my short life, then…” She paused. “...and then they crumpled up the paper, tossed it aside, and told me that it didn’t matter, because instead of getting judged like a normal soul, they dropped a revelation.”
“A revelation?” I asked.
“Yes. My mother came into the room. My mother, who often spends days or weeks away from home doing ‘odd jobs.’ She was, of course, saddened to see me there so young, but strangely very okay with it as well, because she explained that she knew my human lifespan was destined to be short, and that it was time for me to enter the ‘family business.’ That is, she was actually a shinigami. Which, by extension, meant that me and Sumire are not fully human, but possess ‘sparks’ which cause us to resurrect as shinigami upon death. In other words, I died, then immediately came back to life as a full shinigami. They handed me the work uniform and a spare scythe and brought me here to start my training. That was a year ago. I’ve been working with Shiki-sama and the shinigami working on this route ever since. Who, as it turns out, is also my aunt.” She paused again. “It… sounds like a bad Isakai plot, doesn’t it? Getting hit by Truck-kun, or Car-kun in my case, and then turned into a shinigami, I mean…”
“I could say the same,” I replied. “Instead of dying, I get transported to this place and acquire a harem.” I laughed, then shook my head. “Still, that’s quite the series of events. I’ve known your father for a while, of course, since I was a frequent guest on his show. I never could have guessed that his daughters are actually half-shinigami, who would become full shinigami upon death. The world is turning out to be stranger than even I thought.”
“And I could never have guessed that you were actually a hyper-violent accessory to murder,” Kasumi frowned. “One who apparently liked to fill the room with ham and do ridiculous Jojo poses while you were at it, if Shiki-sama’s description of you is correct.”
“Er, yes, well… could we at least not talk about the ham?” I asked her.
“Oh, well, if you insist…”
We soon emerged from the fog and made it to the bank of the Sanzu River, above which a supernatural pink sky hung, an eerie mist overlaid and where stray spirits danced and bounced. Over to the side, some ghost children stacked stones while a girl in a white dress with red trims and spotty designs interacted with them. Also present was Eiki, who stood at attention right at the shore of the river.
“Good work, Yoshizawa-san,” she said. “And, welcome to Higan, Akechi-san. Or, well, I suppose technically we are still in Gensokyo, Higan is on the other side of the river.” She smirked. “I hear that you and Yoshizawa-san have some history together.”
“Well, I mostly knew her father, but yes, yes we do,” I said.
“I see. Nice to have an unexpected reunion.” She turned around. “Now, before we fly across to Higan, I do need to check on something.” She walked around for a bit, focused in one direction, then said, “ah, there she is.” She walked over to a tree, and the two of us followed her. Under the tree, we found a woman dressed the same way as Kasumi, but with pinkish-red hair as opposed to Kasumi’s auburn hair, tied into short twintails with red baubles, arms behind her head and snoozing away while her scythe was propped up against the tree.
“Um…”
Eiki looked down at her, arms crossed and foot tapping. “It appears we have found Komachi in her natural state.” She then gave Komachi a swift kick in the side.
“Mmph, umph, ugh… morning.” Komachi stretched out and yawned before standing back up. She scratched her back, turned her head and saw me. “Ah, do we have a guest today?”
“That is not your business,” Eiki said sternly. “We do have souls scheduled for today, and I need you to process all of them. Kasumi has already processed all but one of them this week, and she needs a break so I can have her take down some court records.”
“Alright, alright, sheesh, I’ll take care of it,” Komachi said, cracking her back.
“This is your aunt,” I said flatly.
“Yes. As it turns out, Komachi-oba is kind of a lazybones.”
“KOMACHI IS BEING A LAZYBONES?! I HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT!!”
We stayed a bit longer until a soul showed up, mostly so that Eiki could make sure that Komachi actually ferried it, before flying across the river to Higan. The Sanzu was absolutely huge, and Eiki explained that shinigami could alter the speed of their boat, or in Komachi’s case, change the width of the river itself, based on the soul being ferried, or if they just needed to speed through a bunch of souls because there was a backlog. Yet despite being large, it was rather empty, with a grand total of one fishing boat commandeered by a woman with red cow horns being on it at the time we crossed.
Once on the other side, my eyes were met with a still, seasonless and gently warm landscape filled to the brim with spider lilies. There was a series of gates at one location, guarded by someone with chicken wings on their back, before reaching Eiki’s place of business: a temple with a large courtyard, in the center of which was her podium. A gate controlled access to it, preventing souls from entering until their time to be judged had come.
We stood at the gate, and Eiki turned to face me. “This is the place,” she said. “The place where all souls in Gensokyo receive their judgment. Normally, I would not guide a living mortal to this place, but you are here on business, and I have otherwise been busy recently, so this will have to do. I do have three souls to judge today, so I will assist Kasumi here with setting up to take down records while I get myself ready to conduct trials.”
I looked around. “No jury? I know this is not a mortal courtroom, but…”
Eiki smiled. “Despite your crimes, you really are a by-the-book product of the human legal system, aren’t you? In the realm of the dead, one must be swift and decisive when reading out a soul's deeds, before sending them to the appropriate destination. Most souls go straight to the Netherworld, where they linger until eventually drifting out into the Sea of Souls. Their karma is considered to be within an acceptable balance.” She paused. “We… didn’t tell Yuyuko, the Netherworld administrator, this detail until recently, due to her mortal origin, but in retrospect we should have done so. The existence of the Sea of Souls is supposed to be top secret, in order to prevent contamination. I’m sure you know the consequences of the Sea of Souls becoming contaminated.”
“Indeed I do,” I nodded.
“Good,” Eiki nodded. “Now, I said that the karma of these souls is within an ‘acceptable balance.’ An imbalance of karma, either positive or negative, will destabilize the balance within the Sea of Souls. Thus, Heaven and Hell serve the purpose of allowing those souls to shed their excess karma by allowing them to indulge in peaceful excess or forcing them to repent for their sins, respectively, before they eventually drift into the Netherworld and rejoin the Sea from there. No matter where you go after death, it is a guarantee that your soul will enter the Sea of Souls at some point, to become a new life, a new possibility, in another world.” She opened her eyes, and looked at me. “I only trust you with this knowledge as you have long been aware of that realm’s existence, and have your own, separate reasons for keeping it a secret. And I feel that knowing how this system works will make death easier for you to accept when it comes for its due.”
I thought about her words, how her judgments worked and, especially, how life turned out to be one big, endless cycle of reincarnation. It made me realize that I might not be my soul’s first incarnation. If that was the case, I thought, what sorts of lives had I lived in the past? Certainly, I wondered how they compared to the lonely, tortured life I had lived as a child.
“Thank you, Shiki-sama,” I bowed.
Per Eiki’s instructions, I stood aside as an observer to her trials. Just before her first soul arrived, she held up her Rod of Remorse, causing her body to be enveloped in a bright light. When the light died down, I saw that she had transformed: she was now a much taller, much more developed, sharp-faced and overall more imposing woman. As she laid out the life and deeds of the soul, she leered down at them, and combined with her voice, her biting choice of words, and her stature made even Sae-san look like a theme park mascot in comparison. This person did not lead a virtuous life by any means, and was ultimately cast into Hell, a process which took the form of a trap door opening, and a scraggly, scaly hand with sharp claws emerging from it to drag them down - my most likely fate at this point, were I to die now.
The next soul came up, and based on their list of deeds didn’t appear to have lived a particularly notable life. Eiki directed them to the Netherworld, causing a line of spider lilies to emerge from the ground, guiding the soul to the Netherworld’s gates elsewhere.
The final soul was one whose passing I had recently learned, an elderly farmer who was nothing but kind to the other villagers, children especially, and kept them fed and happy through the tough winter months. She decided that Heaven was where their soul would reside for the time being, causing a ray to break through the clouds and lift them up into the sky. Three different souls, three different fates, but ultimately one outcome, and it gave me some amount of peace knowing that, even if I did end up going to hell, no matter how long it felt like, it would not last forever, and I would not remember it in my next life.
…that being said, given my track record, I was probably in for several lifetime’s worth of pain and suffering at this point. Best work to avoid that sooner, rather than later.
After the three judgements, Eiki invited me inside for some tea. Her office was relatively modest, but still included an ornate oak desk surrounded by bookcases and cabinets full of books, scrolls, files, and paperwork, and behind it, a window with an unobstructed view of the vast expanse of spider lilies sprawling out into the distance.
I looked around. “This is a rather nice office. It reminds me of the offices of senior legislators, or the head of the SIU.”
“Us yama are allowed to tailor our workspaces according to our aesthetics,” Eiki explained. “I’ve worked here ever since Gensokyo’s position was created; before that, I was a jizo statue.” She took a seat at her desk and began sorting her paperwork. “My archives date back to the Hakurei Border’s creation. Due to Gensokyo’s unique characteristics, it required its own yama and shinigami, even though it would not normally have enough souls to justify having its own route. Gensokyo’s population is mostly youkai, who die less often than humans. Because of this, me and Komachi do not work as much as our counterparts elsewhere. Tokyo alone, for example, has hundreds of Shinigami and many yamas. All of them have far more demanding workloads than we do. It’s a similar story for large cities all across the world.”
“Indeed,” I said. I steeped my tea to my liking, before continuing, “of course, we can discuss the intricacies of the afterlife another time. This is ultimately a business trip.”
“Of course,” Eiki said. “So. You have established Seiga Kaku as one of your ‘targets.’”
“Correct,” I nodded.
“I see,” she replied. “Of course, I have been watching you, and have some understanding of your methods. For these ‘major’ targets, you require their name, a location, and a distortion overlaying that location symbolizing how they personally view it.”
“Yes,” I said. “So far, though, we only have her name, and I know nothing about her otherwise, but Youmu suggested you might know more, at least enough to get one of the keywords.”
Eiki whistled, then reclined back in her chair with her feet on the table. “Oh, where do I begin with her? I’ll be honest, she’s been a major thorn in our side for centuries, ever since she became a hermit. We deem artificially extending one’s lifespan a sin, since it exponentially increases the risk of a huge karma imbalance that we have to flush out before we can send them back to the Sea of Souls, creating a massive backlog and crowding problem and adding to our overhead. We mostly gloss over minor cases; lifespans can’t defy fate, but they can fluctuate based on a person’s lifestyle and decisions. It’s only if we become convinced that they are actively and consciously extending their lifespan by supernatural means, or any other method that cheats fate, then they become the target of our own elite corp of oni assassins known as the Kishin Chiefs.”
“The Kishin Chiefs?” I asked.
“Contrary to popular belief, shinigami are not typically assigned to reap the souls of ‘debtors,’” Eiki explained. “I think the belief that they do comes from the fact that they have come to be perceived as being the same thing as Western ‘reapers.’ Go back a thousand years and you’ll find that the shinigami of back then looked and acted nothing like how they currently do. In fact, that’s why they’re given scythes in the first place, because people expect reapers to possess them. Now, there are exceptions to this rule, and we’ve been experimenting with making changes; however, the job of confronting hermits, celestials, and others has traditionally fallen on the Kishin Chiefs.” She paused. “They really are the best of the best, and among the strongest warriors we can muster. They have to be, because hermits like Seiga are both powerful and crafty enough to avoid having their souls taken. There have been countless attempts on her life, and all have failed. And ever since she came to reside within my jurisdiction, she has provided nothing but an endless stream of headaches with trying to pin her down and take her soul. Now, her simply being a hermit wouldn’t be so bad, if not for the fact that she is one of the most morally bankrupt individuals on Earth.”
“How so?” I asked.
“Well, among her crimes are resurrecting corpses to act as slaves, using dead fetuses as tools to control spirits-”
“Ah, yes, I get the point now,” I said.
“Not surprising,” Eiki told me. “Most people can tell she is evil just by being in her presence.”
“I see…” I thought for a moment. “Still, simply being wicked does not make one’s desires distorted, at least in my experience. Especially among youkai, I’ve found, if one is fully set in their evil ways, and are, in a way, proud to be evil, that does not count as a distorted desire. Distorted desires are the result of someone repressing one or more feelings or traits into their ‘shadows’ for one reason or another, with the result being that their unconscious mind rejects what they are doing, but their conscious mind suppresses those thoughts and attempts to justify and rationalize their actions. If the gap between a person and their shadow is quite large, then they run the risk of developing a fortress. In other words, her having a fortress means that there is more influencing her behavior than it at first appears.”
“Hmm…” Eiki took down some notes. “I’m glad to meet someone who is knowledgeable about this topic. Of course, we are aware of shadows as well, but how they work has long eluded even us. We simply manage the process of life, death and karma; the collective unconscious falls outside of our scope. That’s a topic Doremy Sweet is likely to know more about.”
“She is a confidant, and so is Yuyuko,” I said. “She does indeed know quite a lot about shadows, but you know a lot about Seiga.”
Eiki shook her head. “Not really, I don’t believe. I oversee efforts to capture her, and have detailed records of her sins, but I don’t know her as a person and have no idea what her psychology is like. I think an even better person to ask is one of her oldest friends, Toyosatomimi no Miko, to whom she taught Taoism. Miko is also a hermit, but a much lower priority target than Seiga.”
“I have met her as well,” I said. “She even gave me a whistle to summon her if I required her aid.”
“Typical,” Eiki said, “but fortunate in this case. You should use it to summon her, then request for her to take you to Senkai. There, she can-”
There was a glow coming from under my jacket. When I pulled it out, it read
SEIGA KAKU
SENKAI
We looked at the key for several moments in silence. “Ah,” I said. “It seems that Senkai is the basis of her distortion.”
Eiki frowned. “The realm in which hermits reside. Not just her, but all others. Just how distorted is her worldview?” She shook her head again. “Well, she sees it as something beyond what it actually is, but again, I can offer no suggestion of what that might be.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Well, thank you for your time. It has proven quite valuable.”
“You are quite welcome,” Eiki replied. I got up to leave, but then a thought crossed my mind.
“By the way… during those trials, you…”
“That’s what I ‘normally’ look like, yes,” Eiki said. “This is a power-saving form for when I’m not judging souls. It helps me ‘give it my all’ when passing judgment.”
“Ah, interesting. This place never ceases to surprise me.”
“I’ll have Kasumi guide you back once she is done with her tasks. This is not a place living souls should wander around without a guide.”
“Thank you, Shiki-sama,” I bowed.
3/17
Throughout the morning, as I worked for Masato organizing the shop and running his errands, I thought about what my next move should be. Calling upon Miko, to whom Seiga was an old friend and associate, was certainly an option, but I had to be careful not to make her suspicious of my activities - she was able to hear people’s desires, after all, and what if she let slip the keyword and caused us to get thrust into a fortress with no preparation? I could also meet up with Byakuren, as she had offered, to hear what she knew from their history with each other, and try to brainstorm ideas with her and her followers. There was also the option of seeking out the woman herself, but that carried the most risk, since I didn’t even know what Seiga looked like, much less how she behaved, plus I couldn’t risk the target knowing anything about our operation.
I loaded up a cart with groceries and started making my way back from the main marketplace. As I towed the cart behind me, a figure, off to the left side, caught my eye.
It was a small, white fox, with a black-tipped tail.
At first, I just ignored it, as small animals wandered into the village all the time. This fox, however, seemed to take an interest in me, running up alongside me and trying to jump into the cart. I shooed it out, of course, as I didn’t want an animal getting into the food. But even when I arrived back, it just patiently waited for me outside while I put away the groceries, pawing at the door every once in a while to remind me that it was there.
I took the cart back around the shop to put it away, and the fox kept following me. Persistent little thing, isn’t it? , I thought to myself. For whatever reason, this fox was very much interested in me. I decided to humor its curiosity, hoping that I could get it to leave me alone eventually.
I decided to head back to the market to have lunch, and the fox followed. I wasn’t sure what foxes liked to eat, so I just ordered some fried tofu, going with the old superstition that foxes liked that. I set the tofu down for it, and it just scarfed the tofu right up like it was going out of style. Some villagers thought it was cute, others were a little annoyed that a wild animal was in the establishment. I simply focused on eating my lunch in peace.
After lunch, I found a quiet corner and cracked open a book, since I was still uncertain how I wanted to proceed with the investigation and wanted some time to continue contemplating. I hoped that the fox would eventually grow bored and leave. Instead, it jumped right up onto my lap, curled up and promptly took a nap. I was surprised at how aggressively affectionate it was, and somehow, I couldn’t bring myself to push the warm, fluffy white ball of fur off of me. So for the next hour or so I read, the fox sleeping peacefully on my lap.
After some time, the fox woke up, stretched out and yawned. It hopped off of my lap, trotted toward the side, then turned back and looked at me, as though it wanted to show me something. I realized then that this fox was smart, and it wouldn’t leave me alone until I gave it what it wanted, so I put my book away and started following it.
The fox led me out of town, up the path toward the shrine. It was fast, but I was easily able to keep up with it; not just by flying, but my running speed and stamina had also noticeably increased recently, almost supernaturally so, which I chalked up to my constant exercise in the Metaverse. Eventually, the fox led me to the bottom steps of the shrine, before darting up them and disappearing from sight.
Cresting the stairs, I was met with silence. The fox was not there, and neither was Reimu, the Fairies, or even Dr. Maruki. I was confused. Why had the fox led me here, only to run out of sight? Was this some sort of prank? Was this possibly a trap?
I slowly walked forward, until I was about halfway down the path. Suddenly, a wall of laser bullets encircling the shrine quickly rose up and cut off any escape. I drew my pistol, slowly backed up and looked around.
“Good afternoon, Goro.”
I jolted around, and saw Reimu with both yin-yang orbs orbiting her and spinning her gohei around. She giggled. “You know, I was getting a bit bored, sitting here at the shrine, praying and creating ofuda. But you just so happened to drop by for a visit. So…” She rose up into the air. “As long as you’re here, let’s play a game, shall we? I have some new techniques I’ve been wanting to show you…” She smirked and glared. “...you’ve been a bad boy, and bad boys need to be punished.”
I thought for a moment, then tipped my hat. “Well then, challenge accepted.”
As expected, Reimu put up a tough fight. I could tell she was holding back still, but even then she apparently decided that I now knew what I was doing enough that the training wheels came completely off. Waves of amulets and needles fired in all directions, testing my superior agility to its limit as I dodged and weaved, attempting to find an opening in which to strike.
I decided now was the time to reveal my newest trick. I removed my hat, then flung it like a discus, causing bullets to spew from the brim as it closed in on Reimu. She was able to counter the hat, causing it to return back to me, but not before one of the bullets struck her, forcing her to use a spell card.
“Oof! Not bad,” she smiled. “But you’re not the only one with new tricks up your sleeve.” She took a card and crushed it, dissolving it into wisps which converged behind her to form a shape, until…
“...I don’t believe it,” I said, in awe. “Is that-”
“Thought you were the only one who could use Personas in real life?” she taunted. “Well, guess again nerd! Temperance Sign: Mediator of the Creator Gods!” Just like that, the illusion of Kikuri let loose with spiraling flames and a torrent of bullets which came at me even faster than Reimu’s regular needles, forcing me to think fast before I became overwhelmed. I decided to counter with an Empress card of Santa Muerte, my strongest Ice-based attack, but she was also weak to Bless, meaning that Reimu could effectively counter with her homing amulets, turning the duel into a game of rocket tag. Regardless, I went after her, our attacks colliding and canceling until I finally got a hit in, breaking it and another card, before she instantly retaliated and did the same to me, breaking two of my cards and knocking me down to the ground.
Reimu floated down, put her foot on me and pointed the gohei in my face. “Oh me, oh my, how sad. Just one more hit and I win the game. Anything to say before I defeat you?”
I thought for a moment, then swiped the gohei out of her hand and shot what looked like an ice bullet out of it and into her face, causing her to stagger back.
“If you’re going to finish off someone, just do it, don’t stand there and gloat about it.” At that moment, a trail of light came out of the gohei, then formed into the likeliness of Trump Frost.
“He’s right, ho! Stock futures are decided in milliseconds, not that I care because of all my shady tax write-offs! All’s fair in business and war!”
Reimu didn’t have the energy for a retort.
“She’s always been like that?” I asked.
“Yeah, Rei’s always had a weakness to sucker-punches,” Marisa explained. “Get her cocky enough and she’s more likely to mess up.”
We were seated around the table drinking tea. Reimu still had a surly look on her face from losing earlier, and Marisa decided to come by because Marisa.
“Hmph.” Reimu took a sip, then tried to change the subject. “So. Have we found out anything regarding Seiga?”
“I met with Shiki-sama yesterday and discovered the location of her distortion, Senkai,” I explained. “Now all we need is the distortion.”
“Senkai, huh?” Reimu said flatly. “Interesting place for a distortion.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
Reimu sighed. “Let me explain. Senkai is… well, I suppose it isn’t really a place, per se, but instead more like a concept. Its existence is based on the principle that every crack, every hole, every egress in just about any location is a portal to an infinitely large space full of nothing, where hermits are able to train and meditate away from earthly distractions. Each hermit creates their own ‘Senkai’ within this space, although I guess you could say they’re all connected by the central concept of Senkai. What form the space takes depends on the hermit who creates it; for some, it’s an escape from the rigors of the material world, while for others it’s a place to train and experiment. Miko’s, for example, takes the form of a large temple called the Divine Spirit Mausoleum.”
“Bein’ a hermit’s a lotta work, and not just because of all the religious trainin' 'ya hafta do in order to become one,” Marisa added. “Literally everythin’ is tryin’ to kill you, not just the oni from Hell sent to assassinate you every once in a while. Animals and youkai both seek out hermit flesh. Animals who consume hermit meat become youkai, and youkai who do the same become more powerful, sometimes turnin’ into godlike beings.” She reclined back. “Honestly, I don’t see the point. I mean, why go to all that trouble to achieve immortality only to spend all that time either fightin’ away assassins, animals and random youkai, or trainin’ to do the same? Especially if you're someone like Seiga, who’s so fulla sin that those oni line up like kids at a carnival for the chance to rip her a brand new a-”
“Oh, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it~” came a voice.
We jerked around. “Who said that???”
A hole spread open in the middle of the floor, through which a large, golden pin shot up. A figure then jumped out of the hole to catch the pin in midair, and landed just as the hole closed. She was a woman in a primarily light blue dress, with blue hair tied up in two loops through which she stuck her pin back into.
“Speak of the devil and she appears,” Marisa said calmly.
Seiga chuckled. “Ohoho, now that wasn’t very nice… I thought I heard my name being whispered, and how hard it is to be a hermit, so I thought I’d drop by for a friendly visit~”
Reimu got up and glared at her. “Get your filth away from my shrine at once, you dirty, wicked hermit.”
“My my, so rude~” She walked up to me and dissected me with her eyes. “Hmhm… oh my, you must be the famous Akechi-san I keep hearing about~”
“I get that a lot,” I said, unamused. “Now then, what is your business here?”
“Oh?” Seiga feigned innocence. “Well, golly, I mean, if you’re talking about me, then that can only mean you’re jealous of my charming demeanor and skill as a hermit. Indeed, it is hard work, but, you know, kill or be killed, am I right~” she shrugged. “But, I suppose proles who accept life’s mortal coil surely would not understand… one mustn’t allow the world’s possibilities to slip by them, am I right?”
“The world’s… possibilities?” I wondered.
Reimu shook her head. “Regardless, don’t you have a regularly scheduled duel with a kishin or something today? We don’t have time for this.”
“My, my, so pushy,” Seiga said. “No wonder your creaky shrine has no visitors. And besides, I brutally mangled the last one that they sent and have preserved all of his organs already~”
“Gch,” Marisa winced. “It’s sickening how casually she mentions that.”
“She’s not even trying to hide how vile she is,” I said to her.
Reimu summoned her orbs and pointed her gohei at Seiga threateningly. “This is your last warning, wicked hermit. Your taint is not welcome here, and I’m not afraid to use force in order to-”
“Stand down, Reimu,” came a voice. “We don’t need any more blood on the shrine grounds.”
We turned around and saw Kasen, arms crossed, coming into the room, frowning at Seiga. “You know better than to be here at the shrine, but I will admit coming here while both Reimu and Marisa are here is admirably bold.”
“Ahaha, Kasen-chan,” Seiga giggled. “You see, I heard the word of my name in the wind and I just had to come take a look for myself~” She looked around. “But, I suppose Yoshika isn’t going to take care of herself, so I’ll take my leave to maintain her and keep her in good working order. Ciao~” She took her pin and disappeared into another hole.
The room was silent for a moment, before Kasen sighed. “I’m sorry you had to see that, Goro,”
“It’s no big deal,” I replied. “I will admit though, she is certainly one of the most unpleasant people I have ever met.”
“I’ll say,” Kasen said. “As a fellow hermit, I can’t condone her actions.” She straightened up. “But, I did not come here just to chase her out. I wanted to discuss some things with all of you. Well, I suppose with Reimu specifically, but you two are quite welcome to partake.”
“Sounds good,” I nodded.
“Geh, probably just another lecture,” Reimu said.
We moved over to the main shrine, in view of Dr. Maruki. Reimu put on some hot pot for us in the middle of the table, as well as another pot of tea to go with it.
“So,” Kasen said. “How is the prisoner doing?”
“He seems to be doing fine,” Reimu said, glancing over at him. “I’ll be honest, though, taking care of him is a pain. At least I can make him do all the tedious chores while I work on other things. Also, the fairies love tormenting him, which I think is good because it means they prank other people less.”
“Mmh,” Kasen nodded. “I can’t believe it’s already been a month and a half since he tried to destroy the barrier. Even if he claims it wasn’t intentional, a crime like that cannot go ignored. Still, I haven’t been able to get any details from anyone regarding how he did, as though I am being intentionally shut out of the loop. Ran won’t say anything, Yuyuko won’t say anything, you won’t say anything… I am a Sage of Gensokyo, so I feel betrayed that information relating to a barrier-threatening act isn’t being shared with me. Even the prisoner himself won’t share any details, as though someone is threatening him to keep quiet.” She looked at me. “And then we have you. It feels like things have… well, gotten interesting ever since you came here.”
“Oh? How so?” I asked, suspicious and careful not to reveal anything.
“Well, for starters, you learned to fly within a couple of days and are now already a mid-tier spell card duelist despite being an outsider with no prior experience. I’ve been watching Reimu train you, and I’m starting to think she’s gotten excited now that she’s found someone she believes could actually give her a challenge and a reason to improve. I watched how she roped you into a duel today by baiting you here in her fox form.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Reimu said, sipping her tea. “He just came by and I challenged him to a friendly duel.”
“Don’t play dumb,” Kasen grinned. “You shifted into a fox, guided him up here, and then trapped him with bullets. I wouldn’t call that an honest challenge.”
I looked at Reimu. “You… can turn into a fox? You never told me this.”
“Who says I can?” Reimu smirked. “You don’t have any proof.”
“You’re not foolin’ anyone, Rei,” Marisa said, elbowing Reimu. “Besides, I’ve seen you go down to the Village, waltz up to kids and have them rub your belly and scratch behind your ears-”
“I… don’t…” Reimu blushed up and hid her face in her arms.
I looked between the three of them. “I still don’t understand. Why can she turn into a fox?”
“Mamizou has an attack that turns the target into an animal,” Kasen explained. “One side effect of it is that everyone who is hit with it gains the ability to willingly shift back and forth between their original and animal forms. For example…” She paused, then turned into light which compressed down until it re-formed into a pink snake, which proceeded to slither up me and around my shoulders, the hairs on my body standing up the entire time and causing a shiver to run down my spine. After a few, tense moments, she got down and shifted back into a human shape. “Hehe… scared of snakes, are you?”
“Well, I mean, I grew up in the city, so I’ve only seen them in zoos and laboratories. Also, if a living, scaly rope started crawling around your neck, I’d assume you would be uncomfortable, too.” I took a sip. “Still, a woman who can turn people into animals, and those people can shift into that animal whenever they want afterwards. I know that tanuki can change their own shape - Mamizou turned herself into me in front of me, for example - but I never thought that they could force transformations onto other people.”
“It’s a family specialty of hers,” Kasen explained. “A bog-standard tanuki can’t do it.”
“I see… I wonder what kind of animal I would be?” I asked.
“You’d have to go see her and get her to use the technique to find out,” Kasen said. “Fair warning, though: the transformation is meant to be an insult of sorts to that person’s character. Don’t be surprised if you get a result that you hate.”
“She uses it in battles to cripple her opponent,” Reimu said. “She’s not going to go out of her way to turn you into a bear or a wolf or something like that.”
Marisa looked over at Maruki, who was quietly eating dinner. “Don’t got anythin’ to say, bubba?”
“Oh! Um…” He put down his food. “I’m sorry, I just… you expect me to contribute to a conversation where you’re casually discussing an actual tanuki turning people into animals.”
“I assume Japanese mythology is not your strong suit?” Kasen asked.
“Oh, I’m familiar with mythology, I just assumed it was all legend, fake.” He looked around. “Still, given my profession, being in a place where myths and legends come to life, where all things forgotten fall into, is an interesting experience.”
“And what is that profession?” Kasen asked.
Maruki sighed, knowing that he had to keep secrets, especially with me and the others watching him. “I was a ‘cognitive scientist.’ My job was to study the ways in which we see the world, how our views, beliefs and experiences shape who we are as people and as a society, and come up with ways to ‘alter’ that cognition in order to solve problems, from the personal to the global. I was interested in psychology as a child, so I studied hard to make a career out of it. It’s not a well-publicized field, as most ‘normal’ people tend to dismiss it as pseudoscience, but there are government-backed projects Outside looking into the potential benefits of cognitive psience, one of which I was involved with.”
“Hmm…” Kasen took a sip. “That sounds like it could become problematic, at least for us here in Gensokyo. As I’m sure Reimu has explained to you by now, this place is surrounded by a powerful barrier known as the Great Hakurei Border, so named because its power is anchored right here at the Hakurei Shrine. It works by altering the boundary between the believable and the unbelievable, the real and the fake, of truth and lies, and of dreams and reality. In effect, it repels the beliefs of humans Outside who deny the existence of, for example, youkai, who get their power from human beliefs being attributed to them. It was created by myself, three dragons, and two other sages including Yukari Yakumo, the one who championed the project and who has the power to manipulate those boundaries as she pleases.”
Maruki chuckled. “A barrier which can alter the boundaries of cognition, in effect rewriting the rules of reality… I’ve spent years researching this field, only to be told that there exists a woman who can render everything I and everyone else knows about cognition to mean precisely dick.”
“It’s not just you,” Reimu said. “She can manipulate any boundary. Also, she’s impossible to read and just kind of does whatever the hell she wants, and makes it so that everything you do is part of her plan in some way.” She took a sip. “Speaking of which, seems like she’s hibernating rather late into the season this year. If she misses Hanami, well… that’s never happened before, because she always catches Hanami.”
“I don’t know,” Kasen said. “You’ll have to ask Ran about it the next time you see her. I’ve been seeing her out and about more often than usual lately, likely because she’s having to do some of Yukari’s duties.” She looked at Maruki. “And, I understand that we are waiting for her to wake up before we can decide your fate. I still don’t know what you did, but I’m sure we will make you answer for your actions.”
“Yes, I… understand,” Maruki said solemnly.
“I mentioned before that the cell you’re in was meant for another person,” Reimu said sternly. “Specifically, an amanojaku named Seija Kijin, who a few years ago caused a similar barrier-threatening incident. She’s still on the run, but she’s still wanted dead or alive and will be summarily executed if found alive.” She paused, then continued, “in your case, the only things you have going for you are that your actions didn’t intentionally target the barrier, and also that you no longer have the means to damage it and will most likely never regain them. Still, trials here in Gensokyo are often in terms of black-and-white, so your trial could be all or nothing. If nothing else, you are at the very least never leaving Gensokyo for the rest of your life. And until your judgment comes, you will remain imprisoned here. Got that?”
Maruki hung his head low. “That… wouldn’t be the worst thing…”
Kasen crossed her arms, thought for a bit, then stood up. “Well, I’ll be going. If you need me, you know how to contact me.”
“Yes,” Reimu nodded, then smiled. “Then again, you should be grateful. It’s not often that I ever want to go find you.”
Kasen chuckled. “Only because you could be doing your job better.”
After Kasen left, we cleaned up our dishes, and Reimu started getting ready to bathe. As she undid her bow and hair tubes, allowing her silky hair to flow free, a thought crossed my mind.
“Oh, yes,” I said. “I was curious about the other day.”
Reimu looked at me. “Hm?”
“At the mansion. Your hair seemed to be brown instead of black.”
Reimu grasped a lock of her hair. “Oh, yeah, that. I have Marisa help me change it to black, so that I can look like a proper shrine maiden. Actually, most of my ancestors did it, since we all want to be seen as Japanese beauties, but for some reason, brown hair runs very stubbornly in my family.”
“I see…” I thought. “Let me ask you, do you like it that way?”
“Well, like said, I want to be seen as a proper shrine maiden, so-”
“Let me rephrase the question,” I said again. “Do you actually prefer your hair to be that color, or are you only doing it to live up to the expectations of others which may or may not actually exist?”
“I… well…” Reimu grunted. “Ahh, what is it with you and your tough questions, seriously?”
“You resolved to be true to yourself and your feelings first and foremost,” I said. “You had to, in order to awaken your Persona. I feel that part of that should involve not giving a damn about how others feel and doing what makes you feel happy. You remember New Year’s Eve, and how you cried about the stresses in your life? I feel as though part of that is you putting undue stress on yourself, and it would help you to cast it aside.”
“I…” Reimu hesitated. “But, what if Yukari or someone raises a fuss about it?”
“‘What if?’ So you are suggesting that you were never ordered to do this?”
“Well.. I mean-”
“Then why not just let your hair be brown and see if anyone actually cares?” I suggested. “The worst that could happen is you inconvenience Marisa to make it black again.”
Reimu thought for a moment, then smiled and laughed. “Man, I really don’t get you. You just barge into my life and hit me with question after question about everything I do, just to help me improve as a person. But I guess you’re right. Change can’t happen if I’m a slave to complacency, just because I never thought outside of my bubble.” She reached into a closet to get a bathrobe. “Still, I’m surprised you can suggest that so easily. Even Marisa never questioned me turning my hair black.”
“What can I say, it happens to everyone,” I said. “I don’t claim not to be guilty as well.”
“I see,” Reimu said. “Well, as you can see, I’m about to take a bath, so…”
“Then, I shall see you again soon.” I bowed, grabbed my hat as I stepped out the door, and headed back toward the village.
Notes:
So I personally felt that the whole "Kasumi's spirit turns into Cendrillon" thing in P5R was kinda bullshit, so I came up with this version of what happens to her instead. Also, falling into the "cliche Isakai plot" mold doesn't matter if the characters are self-aware about it. I also decided to make Komachi her and Sumire's aunt because why not.
Chapter 61: Double (Shot) Spoiler
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turtlepower: Hey Crow, do you have some time today to come by and visit? I have some things that I wanted to discuss with you.
pancakeman: Absolutely. I’ll come right over.
I had expected to meet Nitori at her cave, but instead I found her at the riverside, along with some other kappa, and a seal. They were busy repairing what appeared to be water pipes.
“Man, this reminds me of when we were locked out of our caves because of that oni chief tryin’ to catch Seiga,” one of them said.
“What was that dude’s name… it was Sui-Ki, right?”
“Yeah, I hear he went to a bar and got smashed afterwards. I think he’s still salty about it.”
Nitori looked around and saw me. “Oh, hey there! Sorry about this, I got called out to help out with the water pumps suddenly.”
“No, that’s fine,” I said. I looked at the kappa mob. “Are these your friends?”
“Well, I mean, as far as kappa can be friends with each other…” she said.
“Hey, isn’t it that Akechi dude?” one of the kappa asked.
“Oh, wow, it is him!”
“Did Nitori call him over? Wonder if they got something going on…”
“I-it’s not like that at all!” Nitori shouted at them, blushing. “I just… I just invited him over to visit!”
“Is that why you bored a hole in the mountain to let people into your cave?”
Nitori shook slightly in place.
“Come now,” I said. “Let’s not all tease her. You could say I formed a deal with her.” I looked at the pipes they were all working on. “What are these for?”
“This is the water supply for the mountain,” Nitori explained. “The pipes have to be serviced on a regular basis to make sure they have the correct pressure and flow, and to make sure there’s no leaks or corrosion.” She tapped the pipes with a wrench. “Lately, we’ve also been working on ways to conserve and reuse water, since it seems like the snowpack has been building later and melting earlier with each passing year, and there have been more dry spells with torrential rains mixed in.”
“Ah, so even Gensokyo cannot escape climate change,” I noted.
“Seems like it,” Nitori said.
I looked at the seal. “And who’s your friend here?”
“Hm? Oh, that’s Manzairaku. He’s a seal who ended up here in Gensokyo. Us kappa take care of him and he does tricks for audiences.”
“I see. Is he actually the mythical Manzairaku?”
“Nah, it’s just a name we gave him. We don’t know what his original name actually is, assuming he had one.”
I looked at Manzairaku, who just flopped around on his belly, observing the kappa at work. I always thought that seals were fascinating creatures, swimming so gracefully in the water yet looking like mobile sausages on land. Sometimes a case or a film shoot would have me visit the harbor, and depending on the time of day there would be a dozen or more seals huddled up on one of the floating piers, all just kind of piled up on top of one another. It was hard to imagine them being very agile on land, but if Manzairaku performed tricks then he had to be skilled. For now, though, he was content to simply observe the situation around him. After watching him for a while, he stopped, then…
*pphht*
“Er, why did he just-”
“Oh shoot, I think he farted,” Nitori said. “Come on, let’s step aside for a moment.”
“Oh, us, yes, let’s,” I said.
“My God, this is-”
“Mm-hm, this is the fruit of my most recent labor,” Nitori smiled.
We were standing at the edge of a massive, underground reservoir, from which pipes deposited and withdrew water. Above us were glowing crystals, powered, Nitori explained, by the nuclear furnace, which lit the area in a bright, green-tinted light.
“We’re not allowed to build a dam,” she said, “so instead we converted this old cave into a water storage site. From here we can control the flow of water off the mountain, either withdrawing some to control spring floods or releasing it to alleviate droughts, and we pump drinking and bathing water from here as well.” She aimed a laser pointer at a suspended metal storage tank. “We treat and purify the water from the bathhouse in Tengu City, as well as some other baths, and add it back here to the reservoir. We can reuse most of our water this way, which will relieve stress on the farmers who need it for their crops, as well as the river’s ecosystem.”
“Impressive,” I lauded her. “Did you manage this by yourself?”
Nitori shook her head. “Nope, it was a group effort. I’ve been able to rally more of the kappa here in the ravine to come together for group projects like this, as well as some social gatherings. Being with you guys these past couple of months made me think about what I was missing, and I wanted to share that with the others.” She paused. “Also, I got some of my help from Mitori.”
“Oh? That was your sister, correct? The one whose heart we changed?”
“Yes,” she said. “She told me she was sorry about everything she said and did to me, and wanted to make up somehow. She was the one who designed this project, actually. I was… well, I was more like the foreman, doing some of the work myself and directing others on their tasks to make sure everything came together. She said she wanted to spend more time with me and catch up on everything I’ve been up to. She’s even thinking about coming back down to the river and living like a normal kappa again.”
I smiled. “Well, that’s very good to hear.”
Nitori chuckled. “Also, remember how she complained about the Tengu, and the temple as well? Well, recently she went to the temple, after Byakuren’s change of heart, and she said that she couldn’t recognize the place because of how much different things are now, more positive and open. She was a little suspicious at first, but now she plans on going more often. Also, she said that the Tengu guards were a bit nicer and looser with her the last time she was up there to do some contract work for them. Actually, ever since they dropped the caste system, it seems like the Tengu in general have started to open up. Maybe that’s why they were so abrasive and so defensive about their territory before: they were just taking their frustration out on outsiders.”
“You might be right,” I nodded. “I trust Aya has been doing well?”
“Yeah, she came to visit recently,” Nitori said. “She’s had to take on about three times the staff at her paper to help her print copies and cover the things she wants to cover, truth and justice and all that. Her paper’s really gone up in quality ever since then too, and doesn’t have nearly as much bullshit as it used to. And she tells me business is booming. She’s still the guard captain, of course, but the mountain rarely faces threats anyway, so combined with the increased paper workload she’s really only on call now.”
“Tell me about it,” came a familiar voice. We turned around and saw Aya busily taking down notes.
“What’s with the notepad?” I asked.
“I always have it,” she said. “Gotta take down everything I see, especially given everything that’s happened as of late.”
“What are you doing all the way down here?” Nitori asked.
“Heh,” Aya chuckled. “Well, in the past I would say just to pick up a hot scoop… but the truth is, I heard you guys talking and wanted to come meet you, as a friend and a fellow Day Breaker.”
I smiled. “I’m glad we have you on our side now.”
“Assuming I never was?” Aya asked. “Remember, I only followed you around because I thought you guys could help me. Now? Now I know you can help, and I want to do even more.” She paused to think, then said, “do you have time after this? I’d like you to come to dinner with me to meet with the girl who runs the other paper, Hatate Himekaidou. She really wants to meet you.”
“Absolutely,” I said.
Nitori smirked. “Well, someone’s really got a thing with the ladies, now do you?”
“Well, I suppose I can’t deny it,” I said to her.
We were meeting up at Aya’s apartment, which was built atop her paper office. At her admission, she really only slept here, so it had very few objects inside it besides her futon, her wardrobe and a cupboard of tea and snacks for her to grab on the way out each morning. We ended up having to carry a table from downstairs up here just to have someplace to set the teacups.
“Why are we here?” I asked her.
“I’d be weird if I was seen in public with my newspaper rival AND you,” she said.
“Ah, I understand.”
We heard a knock on the window. Aya went over to pull aside the curtain and open it to allow a girl with brown twintails, a purple tokin hat, and a skirt with a violet and black pattern similar to the Valve missing textures pattern which didn’t move, as though there was a hole in space where her skirt was. In her hand was an old, yellow flip phone.
“You know,” she said, “I can’t say I’ve ever been in your apartment before. Kinda sparse.”
“That’s because I’m hardly ever here, unlike a certain someone who never leaves their room,” Aya said.
“Well, it’s not like I need to leave for most things,” Hatate said. “But, I just couldn’t pass up the chance to talk to him in person!”
“Uh-huh, be glad that I even agreed to arrange this, youngster.”
I looked at Hatate. “Oh, you must be-”
“Hatate Himekaidou, head of Kakashi Spirit News,” she said with a smile and a pose. “I’m here because I wanted to talk to you personally, the famed human Outsider detective, Goro Akechi.”
I chuckled, then laughed. “Ah, I suppose I can’t escape being hounded by the press here, either. But, I’ll gladly take questions from you.”
“Splendid, I wasn’t going to let you leave until I was done anyway.”
“Er…”
Aya stepped out in order to go fetch dinner for us, leaving me alone with Hatate and her endless barrage of questions regarding my past life, the circumstances leading me here, and my activities ever since then. Dodging every trap that would lead to me disclosing the whole truth was a major hassle, but with my quick thinking and Rank 7 proficiency, I was able to do it while leaving her none the wiser. Pages and pages of notes crammed full with shorthand scribbles piled up next to her as she continued her assault.
“Phew,” she said, throwing down her pen and lying on the table. “Can't remember the last time I've had this much work on my plate.” She looked up at me. “So, you were popular with the press out there too, yeah?”
“Quite,” I smiled. “I was a regular face on a morning talk show, talking about the cases I was working on.”
“That’s quite the feat for a kid like you,” she said. “But doing that and school at the same time, and without parents? Takes a really strange kid to even attempt that and not crack like an egg.”
“Well, I’ll admit it was a challenge, but I made it work,” I said. I looked at her phone. “By the way, Aya mentioned that you can use that phone to write articles without leaving the house?”
“Oh, yeah, that. So, I have a power that lets me ‘imprint’ mental images onto paper - ‘thoughtography’. I use this device as a conduit for my ability. I put in keywords for things that I hear, or even just want to look into, and the pictures appear on my phone. I then write articles based on what I see.”
“I see,” I nodded. “I recall experiments over a century ago done by a man named Tomokichi Fukurai-”
“Fukurai was a moron,” Hatate dismissed. “You pay people enough money, they’ll make up whatever shit they can come up with to keep it. I could do tarot readings better than half the hacks on the street who will promise you a solid gold moon.”
“I’m surprised you know about that case,” I said, “considering Gensokyo is locked away from the Outside.”
“Well, I have connections,” she said.
“Why didn’t you use it to gather information on me before?” I asked. “You make this sound like the first chance you’ve gotten to get material about me.”
“...about that,” Hatate said. “There are two reasons. I suppose I’ll start by just getting straight to the elephant in the room.” She sipped her tea. “So, I have tried using my thoughtography in the past to get articles about you, but there’s a problem: you’re a walking psychic event horizon.”
“...what do you mean by that?” I asked.
“How do I put this? You’re sort of an ‘infohazard’, at least as far as my ability is concerned. It’s not apparent to the naked eye, or to normal cameras. I can talk to you and physically write down information, and it will turn out just fine. But any time I try to pull pictures of you, people talking about you, or discussing events that you had a hand in, all I get is a blank image. I’ve only seen this happen with a couple other people, most notably Reisen, who can manipulate wavelengths. So, either your name, appearance and existence is a memetic anomaly, or you can repel psychic waves. Which, of course, made me even more interested in talking to you.”
“I see…” I was relieved that she couldn’t see any of my Metaverse-related actions, but she also revealed that I might not be as ordinary as I thought. Not that I could be considered an ‘ordinary’ person, mind you, but I still ultimately believed I was an otherwise normal human. But if Hatate’s claims were to be believed, then I actually did possess strange powers in the real world as well, not just the cognitive world.
“Yes, but that’s not the only issue,” she said. “Because of the caste system, I had a lot of work piled up on me, and I had no choice but to keep up with quotas. I consider myself a rebel and norm-breaker at heart, hence the phone, and what I really want to do is write articles that expose injustices and force people out of their comfort zones, really make them think about the world and how their actions shape it. But I couldn’t, because I was forced to write the samey shit that the powers that be wanted… so imagine how I felt when, out of the blue, they just withdrew the whole system outright. At first, I thought I got drunk the previous night, hit my head somewhere, and was having a strange dream. It took me a few days to finally realize that, no, this was reality, I really am living in a world with no caste system. Really, everyone was confused, and kind of didn’t know what to make of it, but as the days ticked by after the announcement there was just kind of an understanding that, hey, this is how things are now, and there are no more castes, classes, or anything like that. No cheers, no jeers, I think us Tengu are kinda self-conscious about that sort of thing. It took a lot of pressure off of me personally too, since I have more time and freedom to do, see, and report on the things I want. And, talking to Aya, it seems she feels the same way.”
She leaned over the table. “Still, this whole thing seems a bit too convenient. It all happened not long after she started bringing you up here to the city, and I’m still surprised that the guards just let you waltz in so easily, since they’re trained to turn away outsiders. Then she had a sudden shift in personality, completely abandoning her ‘pure and honest’ act and asking everyone hard questions, even if it got her in trouble with her superiors, it was like she didn’t give a rat’s ass about consequences if she was convinced she was right. Then there was the whole thing with the calling cards at the concert and the ‘Day Breakers’ that have started dominating the gossip that the bar I frequent.” She flicked one of the cards in question in her hand. “A group of shadowy vigilantes who ‘take the distorted desires’ of their targets, I don’t even know what that means or how they do it. They targeted Izunamaru-sama, who started acting very strangely the morning after the concert, and of course the day after that they came out and abolished the caste system, seemingly at her insistence, and since then she’s gone out and worked with all sorts of people making amends, saying things like how a past feud with Aya was why she pressed for it to begin with, like, I knew her and Aya had history with each other, but…”
“Are you suggesting that I caused all of this?” I calmly asked.
“Well, one thing’s for sure, wherever you go, strange events follow,” she replied. “Not only did you amass a circle of friends including some of Gensokyo’s elites within a short time of coming here, but you can fly and partake in spell card duels. Most other Outsiders are lucky just to go this long without being eaten by a youkai.” She grinned. “And let’s not forget that every last one of those friends, apart from Marisa’s dad who is sheltering you, is female.”
“I also had fangirls in Tokyo too,” I smiled.
“I wouldn’t doubt it.” She twirled her pen around in her hand before taking down more notes. “A man of your good looks and charm, you’re a natural born ladykiller.”
“Huh, I see,” I smiled. “Well, did I ‘kill’ you as well?”
“I like girls,” Hatate said bluntly.
I gave a funny look at her blunt statement, before chuckling. “To each their own.”
Aya came back through the window with an armful of goods. “You kids done with your heart-to-heart? It’s time to eat.”
“You know I’m not a kid,” Hatate pouted.
“You are compared to me,” Aya smiled.
“Oh, alright, oba-san.”
“WHA-”
“Now now,” I said, “it’s time to eat, not to fight.”
Aya settled down. “Oh, right.” She stretched and sighed. “Ah well, it can’t be helped. Let’s thank the chef for the food.”
I put my hands together and said, “thanks for the food.”
After we ate, Hatate left, leaving me and Aya to talk about our plans.
“So, Reimu mentioned you found out the location of Seiga’s distortion.”
“That’s right,” I said. “It’s Senkai.”
“Interesting,” she said. “I thought it’d be that cave or something.” She took out her key. “Now we just need the ‘what,’ is that correct?”
“Correct. We need to figure out what she sees Senkai as. We should get together as a group soon to figure out what it is.”
“I can block out part of my schedule tomorrow so I can come down.”
“Excellent, then I’ll send out the invite tonight.”
Aya looked off to the side. “By the way, what do you think of Hatate?”
“I thought she was…” I paused. “Where’s this coming from?”
“Oh, well, I mean… she’s young, and full of energy, not a jaded old woman like me. She rarely comes out of her room, but the few times she does, I just can’t keep up with her.” She sighed. “I know I don’t act like this around Reimu, or anyone else for that matter. There’s just… something about you that makes it easier for me to unload how I really feel.”
“That could be because you accepted your repressed feelings as a part of yourself,” I said. “Or, perhaps it’s because I’m a relative newcomer, and so won’t judge you as harshly as someone like Reimu.”
“Or, you know, because you’re a young, handsome guy,” she said.
I chuckled. “There is that.” I looked around. “Is it really just you here?”
“Pretty much,” Aya said. “Between my work and play, I’ve never really gotten around to starting any kind of family, and my parents are long-dead, but I manage to get by with the support of my friends and my squad. The only other person related to me who might still be around is my brother, but…” She shook her head. “Well, forget it. Long story for another time.”
“I understand,” I nodded. “In any case, Hatate is not the kind of person whom I would ‘get with,’ if that’s what you were asking. I prefer a woman who is willing to give me some distance when I need it, and our relationship needs to be equal parts affectionate and professional. She should be strong and independent, as I have no patience for shallow, submissive types who want sugar-daddies, nor do I care for gossipy types who get so absorbed in their little bubbles that they fail to step back and see the big picture, the harsh realities of the world. One who I can stand with as a lover and as an equal.”
“Hmm… Well, that could describe most of the girls and women you know here in Gensokyo, including the rest of our team. Maybe you just have very good chemistry with those types of women.”
I nodded. “As I mentioned before, I was an orphan who was passed around different foster homes on a consistent basis, so I never really had any strong role models. So, I had to quickly learn to become self-sufficient. I also found that women and girls were generally more receptive to my situation than men were, which was part of why I had so many fangirls.” I paused. “Then Ren Amamiya came into my life. He’s the leader of the Phantom Thieves, and got dealt quite the bad hand himself, being arrested on a false assault charge and serving his probation in the attic of a coffee shop. We first met on the set of that TV show I regularly appeared on, while his school was there on a trip. We managed to bond over our shared hard backgrounds, and I started visiting that shop both to go see him as well as enjoy some coffee.” I smiled. “Sakura-san, the owner of the shop, does make very good coffee. Me and Ren continued to visit over the summer and fall, as I built up my case against the Phantom Thieves, and I came to realize that he was the male friend I so desperately needed earlier in my life.”
“He must be a wonderful, charming guy,” Aya commented.
“I’d say he was, since he had a few female friends of his own. Obviously, each of the other members of the team, but I’ve also seen him with a famous shogi player at a local church, a fortune teller in Shinjuku, a reporter much like you who frequents a bar also in Shinjuku, and a back-alley doctor near the coffee shop who was often also there when I got coffee, and spoke fondly of her ‘little guinea pig’. I even heard that he visited his homeroom teacher in the hospital when she was unwell.”
“Heh-heh, quite the little lady charmer, wasn’t he?” Aya said. “Was he dating any of them?”
“Now that you ask, I’m fairly certain he was dating a girl named Sumire Yoshizawa by the time I came here to Gensokyo,” I said. “She’s the daughter of the director of that morning talk show who, unfortunately, lost her sister in a bad accident last year. Except not quite, as that sister simply turned into a shinigami instead and is being trained here in Gensokyo.”
“Ah, yes, Kasumi is her name, correct? I published a story on the Sanzu’s new shinigami last year. And she’s Komachi’s niece, how big of a coincidence is that?”
“It is quite the coincidence,” I said. “They were both accomplished gymnasts, and I got to know them over the course of my TV appearances. There was one time where I went to lunch with Sumire and Ren, and the three of us had a good time. I myself have never dated, due to how loaded my schedule is. I suppose the closest I came was Sae-san, a prosecutor who I frequently worked with. We would go out after work to blow off steam, and she would tell me all sorts of stories, like how she met two girls who thought she was my mom.”
“How old is she?” Aya asked.
“She’s still younger than either Reimu or Marisa, but gives off such a fierce, intimidating aura that some people think she’s significantly older. It was a bit of a sore spot for her, since her superiors often ragged on her for being a ‘Christmas cake’ who needed to take time off to go find herself a man. I was one of the only people who agreed that, in this day and age, she needn’t rush it. That, and I personally feel sorry for whoever is foolish enough to date her, as she would most likely dominate them.”
Aya chuckled. “Sounds a lot like Reimu, actually. As silly and lazy as she can be at times, when she’s on the job, if you're her target or even just in her way, she will destroy you, and she absolutely will not take crap from anyone, which tends to scare off men from trying to approach her because they think she’ll just walk all over them and drive them like slaves. In fact, we sometimes joke that when she does eventually find the right man, her first instinct will be to try and kill him, because she is so averse to showing weakness that she’d rather die in a blaze of glory than admit her feelings.”
“And yet at New Years, she was willing to cry around me without hesitation,” I commented.
“I thought that was really strange too,” Aya said. “I saw that and I just… didn’t know what to do, because on one hand it was scoop-worthy, but at the same time it seemed like something that shouldn’t happen.”
“I’d say it had something to do with her awakening to her Persona,” I said. “Doing so puts you in full control of all of your emotions and gives you a better idea of who you are as a person. Her shadow likely embodied her repressed feelings of weakness, loneliness and frustration, not to mention what she considers to be true justice. Once she accepted all of that as part of herself, her tough, no-nonsense facade began to crack, and she started being more open with others, although she clearly still has far to go.”
Aya took a deep breath. “Strange how something like that works. When I faced my own shadow, I could feel all of the pent-up rage and passion for justice and the truth, built up over centuries of accepting Megumu’s system, plus my own denial that I partly caused all of it. Centuries of emotions, thoughts, and feelings, all unleashed at once. At that moment, I felt like I had the power and will to personally rip every evildoer on Earth to shreds. I guess that’s what Freydis represents, huh? Going out and hunting down every last criminal and monster, if not there than out here by exposing the truth and letting the people do the rest.”
“Our shadows really are part of ourselves, the parts of ourselves which we attempt to bury,” I said. “Accepting them and vowing to overcome our weaknesses and oppressors makes us stronger, not just in that world but in the real world too.”
“Damn straight, I’ve felt like a new girl ever since that day.” She smiled. “Honestly, crossing paths with you is one of the best things to ever happen to me.”
“I’m happy to hear it,” I smiled back
Aya looked at her notes again. “Anyway, getting back on topic, we need to come up with a plan to infiltrate Seiga’s fortress.”
“Indeed. We’ll need to review what we already know, and formulate our next steps from there.”
“Sounds like a plan. See you tomorrow.”
“See you tomorrow, then.” I opened the door and flew out. “Good night.”
…for a night at the end of winter, the air felt unseasonably balmy on the way back, especially as I got closer to the village.
3/20
At around midday, our group convened at the hideout to go over what we knew about Seiga. We decided just to keep it simple and huddle over tea while surrounded by Nitori’s gizmos, which included an incomplete mech suit and the schematics for a rocket-propelled chainsaw.
“Is it just me, or does it feel like the weather’s been a little out of whack?” Marisa said. “It’s snowin’ and frostin’ at the forest, but at some other places it seems really warm.”
“The sakuras around the shrine started blooming today,” Reimu said. “I think flower viewing will start in the next couple of days.”
“On my end, it seems like the maple leaves are rapidly growing, but right into their fall colors,” Aya said.
“Could this be an incident?” Youmu asked.
“Possibly, but we can look into it later,” I said. “We’re here specifically to discuss Seiga.”
“Absolutely,” Mamiko nodded. “The ‘Wicked Hermit’ so I’ve been told?”
Byakuren looked around, then turned to Mamiko. “Where is your master? She is welcome at these meetings.”
“She has been investigating Ethos on her own recently,” Mamiko said. “She takes many unenchanted dolls with her, then when she returns the dolls will be animated in strange ways. She tells me that she is ‘studying the human heart’ but won’t give me any details.”
“Is it even safe for her to be in there on her own?” Nitori asked.
“She does have a Persona,” I said. “Let’s not forget that. And if she’s coming back in one piece after each visit, I think it’s fair to say she’s doing alright.”
“Knowing Alice and her drive to understand the world of magic, she ain’t gonna get bored in there,” Marisa said.
“Back to the topic at hand,” Youmu cut in, “so far we know that Seiga has a distortion based on Senkai, but we don’t know what that distortion is.”
“It’s hard to know what goes on inside the mind of someone like her,” Byakuren said. “For sure, she is our most openly vile target thus far.”
“Do you two have history with each other?” I asked her.
“Not quite,” she replied. “I only know her because she is an old time associate of Miko. However, she is like an evil version of myself, as we both sought to extend our lifespans for similar reasons, but she shows no remorse or guilt for the things she has done to keep her extended lifespan.”
“She really is a ‘wicked hermit,’” Aya said. “Just having a conversation with her is enough to make your soul feel dirty. And the way she describes her, er, ‘hermit arts’ with a womanly flourish is just sickening.”
“She’s like Yuuka in that regard,” Reimu said, “saying how she’ll tear you limb from limb with a smile and a proper voice, not like some openly deranged madman. And even then, Yuuka has the excuse of being a youkai, while Seiga started as a regular human and had to become that way somehow, since I can’t imagine a normal human being like that naturally.”
“Hmm…” I looked down, reflected on Reimu’s words, then looked back up and said, “furthermore, we know she has distorted desires, so the abhorrent character she displays isn’t necessarily all there is to her. There is most likely a hidden side to her that she shows no one else, or at least not to most people. The key to figuring out her distortion is finding out what that hidden side is.”
Marisa sighed. “But we can’t just beat it outta her without ruinin’ the operation. Plus, she’s on her own most of the time, and I don’t think she’s got many friends, other than…”
“Right,” Byakuren said, “the only person she’s likely to confide her feelings to, if she does at all, is…”
The room was silent, as one person came to all of our minds.
“...I suppose we have no choice,” I said. “We’ll have to ask Miko directly. She’s the only person likely to know enough about Seiga’s past and character to provide us with the keyword.”
“She can also read hearts,” Youmu said. “That means she could easily guess Seiga’s distortion.”
“But, wouldn’t that cause her to learn our secret?” Mamiko asked.
“Yes…” I said. “...but that might not be a bad thing.”
“How so?” Reimu asked.
“I can think of several reasons,” I said. “First of all, at the very least, Miko needs to see for herself how twisted Seiga actually is. She wouldn’t keep considering her a good friend, despite her crimes, if she owed her enough of a past favor to look past her current sins, or denied that she was actually that distorted for some other reason. We need to make her see that distortion and force her to reject the lies she keeps telling herself.”
“So, in other words…” Nitori said.
“I think she needs to join our cause,” I said.
Everyone’s eyes widened. “W-what do you mean?” Byakuren asked.
“I mean what I say,” I said. “Imagine how invaluable someone who can read hearts, and sniff out distorted desires, would be to our team. We wouldn’t be caught in this dilemma of having to puzzle out people’s distortions every time we committed to taking down a major target. Furthermore, there’s a chance she could help us fill critical holes in our offense.”
“What holes?” Aya asked.
“Specifically, we don’t have dedicated Electric or Psy users yet,” I said. “Each time we encounter an enemy whose only weakness is either of those, I’m forced to call out a different Persona, often one who is weaker than Bond, to handle the threat. Every new attacker we add alleviates this problem bit by bit, but it is still less than ideal. Now, there’s no guarantee that Miko would actually use either of those, but there’s only one way to confirm that.”
Marisa looked around the room and asked, “we already have eight members. Don’t you think we’d be too big a group to sneak in and do what we do?”
“Not necessarily,” Nitori said. “I’ve done some calcs based on enemy movements, available cover and alert levels, and I came to the conclusion that past twelve members we’d have to start leaving people behind, which of course we don’t want to do because we only act on a unanimous decision and we need to keep the group together. That’s also part of why the meeting table only has twelve chairs.”
“So that means we have room for four more,” Mamiko noted. “That does sound like plenty of room to diversify our repertoire.”
“Correct, and as you all know I dislike anything less than efficient tactics and use of resources. In any case, convincing her to join our team will remove someone who could reveal our secret.” I took a sip of tea. “We should do this as soon as possible, so tomorrow I would like to seek her, backed up by one or two people, ask her about Seiga, try and get a keyword out of her and, if successful, ask her to join us. If she’s made to face Seiga’s shadow, she’ll certainly be confronted by her own. All in favor, say aye.”
Everyone else said aye, except for Byakuren, who hesitated for a moment, before saying, “she may be my rival, and I don’t know if the two of us can work together. But, if doing this is the only way to make Seiga accountable, and if this operation could make Miko see things the way I do, then I do not object. In fact, I request that I be the one to accompany you.”
“Then, it is decided,” I smiled.
“Now hold on a minute,” Reimu said. “What’s going on with the weather out there right now smells like a fast-brewing incident, which could threaten Gensokyo. If that’s the case, then solving it needs to get priority over this operation.”
“Right, something about what’s happening doesn’t seem right,” Aya said.
“I understand,” I said. “I don’t know what all different kinds of incidents can happen here, since I’ve only been here about three months. Additionally, me, Reimu, Youmu and Marisa did agree early on that solving any immediate Gensokyo-threatening incidents which come up takes priority over Metaverse exploration, and that all members reserve the authority to briefly call off operations on those grounds.”
“I’ll do some poking around later to try and figure out a cause,” Reimu said. “It might just be some fairies or lesser youkai fooling around, which I can easily take care of. If I suspect something bigger, I’ll let you all know.”
“I’ll do the same thing on my end,” Aya said, “if only because maple leaves sprouting right into their fall colors is not natural.”
“And I’ll go look around the forest for any rogue yuki-onna or somethin’,” Marisa said.
“Excellent. Then, barring any disturbances, Byakuren, I’ll come to the temple tomorrow when you’re ready.”
“I look forward to it,” she bowed.
Before heading home, I decided to fly up and briefly observe conditions all around. Indeed, I could see fall colors on Youkai Mountain, snow in the forests near town, blooming sakuras near the shrine and some other places and patches of brown summer grass near the lake. All of the farm fields seemed normal for this time of year, but I could tell the farmers were getting anxious about the unusual weather.
Then, when I returned to the village, I saw the clearest sign of all that the game was afoot: red eyes in the Dragon Statue.
If this was an incident, I thought, and assuming there was a common cause behind everything, who or what would I, someone who was still learning the Spell Card system, be going up against in my first real Gensokyo incident? I tried not to let my thoughts run wild, but I knew that whatever the cause, it would not be put down so easily, even with our combined strength and wit.
Chapter 62: The Phantom and the Hidden Watcher
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Ren
After one extremely eventful year, the day had finally come for me to go home.
To be honest, I had mixed feelings. On one hand, this whole experience started when I just tried to save a woman from being assaulted, only for Shido, the assaulter, to convince the cops in his pocket that I was at fault, effectively ruining my life at that moment and turning everything upside down. In a way, I considered myself fortunate that the God of Control decided to turn the last person Shido had wronged - me - into a piece of his twisted game that ultimately saw his defeat, by me, no less.
…heh, still, old Yaldy underestimated the stubborn determination of a trickster willing to put everything on the line to make the world right. Then again, I wouldn’t expect a god born from the distorted wishes of complacent city-dwellers to understand a hard-working, independent country bumpkin. I lost my future, only to win it back and then some. In the process, I helped countless others reclaim their futures too, not just my friends but also the public. It only took almost dying a few times and getting beaten up by the cops, but my sheer force of will and hope kept me from cracking in the end.
Honestly, this year made me realize parts of my character I had never considered before. I’d be going home a stronger, smarter, kinder, braver and, most importantly, sexier man than I was when I was sent off to serve my probation. I had a close circle of friends and associates who would jump to my aid whenever I needed it, and I even got myself a girlfriend.
Still, even after all that, I was left with more questions than answers. What was Maruki’s ultimate fate after his palace collapsed? Even though he was our final opponent, I couldn’t really consider him an enemy, not after all those counseling sessions which felt more like hangouts after a while. Maruki was a broken man, one who I really wanted to guide back to a hopeful future. Even if his “perfect world” came to pass, he would ironically have been the only person still suffering in it, something I tried to make him realize with my harsh words. Part of me hoped that he made it out somehow, and hadn’t perished at the hands of that strange, zealous girl.
Of course, she herself posed a whole different set of questions, not least because of her association with “Gensokyo.” We said we were officially disbanding the Phantom Thieves, but over the past month since my release from jail we all showed some interest in shining light on this new mystery, which showed itself right when the curtain closed on the Metaverse and offered a rabbit hole far deeper than Mementos ever did. Furthermore, the abandoned shrine linked to the mystery was near my home, close enough that Morgana could go check it out. Perhaps the Phantom Thieves weren’t truly gone. Our job had simply changed.
Then there was Goro Akechi. A friend, a rival and a foe all at once. A man who had everything I did not, yet at the same time lacked everything I had. We were pitted against each other and one was forced to lose, yet we should never have been enemies to begin with. He pulled the trigger on the parents of two of my friends, but I couldn’t really consider him to be their killer - that was Shido, the man who abandoned his son and forced him into doing evil deeds, and whose evil was made possible by the apathetic masses and the megalomaniacal god born from their collective desire for control. Akechi… no, Goro was a unique, special and talented person. One who I was sure had died, but now I wasn’t so sure, if ‘Reimu’ was to be believed.
I still had his glove. Maybe the chance to duel him again would come eventually.
I got ready to leave the cafe behind. I had already shipped back most of my belongings, and my bag only had my bare essentials and last night’s dirty clothes. It didn’t even have Morgana, who went with Futaba last night for some reason. As I came downstairs, I saw Sojiro washing dishes and getting ready to open the shop for the day.
“Hey,” he said. “You got everything?”
“Yep,” I nodded.
Sojiro smiled. “When I took you in, I thought I was the one helping you… but it turns out, it was the other way around.” He looked at the journal on the table. “You still sure you want me to keep this?”
“I want to start a new chapter in my life,” I told him.
“I see. Well, after everything that’s happened this year, I don’t blame you.” He looked at the door. “Oh, by the way, I wanted to have Futaba see you off too, but I haven’t been able to find her since this morning. Same with that cat. But, if you end up back in the city, come on by. I’ll at least treat you to a nice cup of coffee.”
“Thank you,” I said. “Thank you for everything.”
“...yeah.”
Walking out toward Shibuya Crossing, the sky was blue, and the air was crisp and clear. People walked all around, talking about bad customers at work, college entrance exams, boyfriends and girlfriends, and the like. The big screens were showing promotions for the Pokemon Sun and Moon anime. There was a poster advertising Rise Kujikawa’s next album. It was, by all accounts, a normal spring day in Tokyo… but after several months of witnessing the masses mindlessly worship Shido, and giving in to Yaldabaoth’s control, I didn’t really know what was normal around here.
I looked up and smiled. We did what we could, I thought to myself. Now, the people of the world need to be the change that they desire deep down.
“Senpai.”
I turned around, and saw Sumire. She pointed out to the crossing, to a silver, somehow familiar-looking van, with several figures inside waving at me.
“Yoooooo!” Ryuji called out. “You over there!”
“Look this way!” Ann said.
“After we said we’d disband, my word.” I looked over my other shoulder to see Yusuke, who had somehow snuck up on us.
I smirked, then the three of us walked over to the van.
“Sorry about the weird parking job,” Ryuji said. “The engine just died on us right here.”
Ann looked out the window. “Hey, Morgana, are you done yet?”
I looked over at the hood, where Morgana was messing around with tools using his teeth, tail and paws. “Mmmhh. Why the heck am I in charge of the car again?” He complained while scratching himself.
Yusuke took a seat in the car. “And I thought we were done?”
“It’s fine, we’re on break,” Haru said.
“Exams are done too, right?” Makoto said. “Come on, why don’t you let us drive you home?
Sumire got in right beside me. “After all you’ve done for us this year, it’s the least we can do to return the favor.”
“You really, really gotta go?” Futaba complained.
Ryuji got in. “C’mon, man, nobody’s forcin’ you to leave, ‘ya know? Wipin’ your slate clean ain’t so easy, see what I mean?” He gestured over his shoulder, and I looked out the back to see an unmarked cop car camped out on the street, and a shaggy-haired man in a suit with glasses watching them in turn.
“Things must be slow these days,” Yusuke said.
“Don’t mind them,” Makoto said. “What they think of us doesn’t really matter.
“Yeah, she’s right,” Ann said. “We can totally do whatever we want to do.”
At that moment, Morgana jumped onto my lap. “The car’s fixed. Just had to borrow a plug.”
Makoto started up the car. “Nice job, and on the first try!”
“Alright, let’s roll!” Ryuji said. As we pulled out onto the road, I saw the cop car having trouble starting up, along with the shaggy-haired man stifling a chuckle.
“Aaaanyways, now that we gotcha, we ain’t takin’ ‘ya straight home!” Ryuji said again.
“Hey,” Haru said, “can I ask something? My friend’s in trouble, and I’d like everyone’s input.”
“Ooh, that sounds like fun!” Futaba said.
“If this is any more work, count me out,” Yusuke said.
“You know you want to, Inari!”
“I’m getting out."
“Why’d you open the- WE’RE ON THE TOLL ROAD!!”
The gang decided to take a scenic route along the sea which ran right past Mt. Fuji, where we stopped for lunch to get one last group photo op in. From there, we got onto the Chūō Expressway, passed by Yatsugatake and into Nagano, hung a right onto Inaba Cutoff and then onto the 299 and worked our way through town before eventually reaching my home near the eastern edge of the city.
“Oh, wow…” Haru marveled.
“You didn’t tell us your hometown was so pretty!” Futaba exclaimed.
“And we got to pass by friggin’ Mt. Fuji on the way here!” Ryuji added.
“I can tell the air is much fresher here,” Sumire noted. “There’s no haze, and I can see the individual trees on the hillsides.”
“That’s mountain life for you,” I said.
“I read that Chino has the highest city hall in all of Japan,” Makoto said.
“Then I guess you could call it Japan’s top town,” Morgana said. “A natural home for our talented leader.”
I heard my phone go off; it was Google telling us we had arrived at our destination.
“This is it,” I said, pointing to my house.
“Alright, then I’ll just find a spot to pull over and park,” Makoto said.
Walking up to my house felt… surreal. It was my house, yet after one year in the city meeting all sorts of people, and hacking and slashing in the Metaverse, I felt like a stranger in my own home town. I hadn’t seen my family in person for a year either, only calling them from time to time. And as much as I struggled to adapt to city life at first, I had just managed to get accustomed to it, only to be thrust back here.
“So, this is your house?” Futaba asked.
“Indeed,” I said.
Ryuji looked up. “Dude, why is there a door on the second floor? Ain’t nobody gonna use it!”
“Sometimes it snows enough that the regular door is blocked off,” I said. “If that happens, we can use that door to leave instead.”
Everyone else looked surprised. “Wait,” Sumire said. “It can snow that much???”
“I didn’t think it was possible to get that much snow,” Ann said. “That’s probably more snow than I’ve ever seen in my life, and I lived in Finland for a while.”
“I have heard Finland gets quite cold,” Yusuke noted.
“It is one of the farthest north countries in the world,” Makoto said.
“Yeah, living in the Great White North just isn’t for me,” Ann frowned. “I was only there because my grandpa’s family lives there, and we were helping him go through and manage great grandma Margatroid’s remaining stuff after she died.”
“Margatroid?” Haru asked.
“His mom,” Ann explained. “They met after the war ended.”
“I see…”
Ryuji looked at the door. “Well, enough of that. Let’s head in.”
I nodded, then tried the door. It was unlocked, so I just opened it.
“I’m home,” I called out.
“Welcome home, sweet cheeks,” came my mom’s voice, before she came into the room. “Oh my, are these all your friends?”
Ann giggled. “Nice to meet you.”
“Well, come have a seat! Chouko’s been waiting all year to see you all!”
“Chouko?” Yusuke asked.
“She’s my little sister,” I said.
“Wha?!” Futaba exclaimed. “You didn’t tell me you had a little sister!”
“Oh, I see,” Morgana snickered. “Is someone having little-siser jealousy?”
“I-er,” Futaba blushed. “Stupid Mona.”
“Hm?”
“Oh, it’s nothing,” I shrugged.
We seated ourselves around the coffee table in the front room when Chouko came barreling down the stairs.
“Big bro!” she cried out as she glomped me. “I haven’t seen you in forever!”
I laughed. “Well, it’s been one crazy year without you all.”
“That’s your sister?” Makoto asked.
“She’s even got the same frizzy hair as him!” Futaba said.
“It’s nice to meet you, Chouko-chan,” Sumire smiled.
“Oh?” She looked at Sumire. “Wait, are you his girlfriend or something?”
“Thats-”
“Oh, right, where are our manners?” Makoto stood up and bowed. “I’m Makoo Niijima. I was a third-year student at his school.”
“My name is Haru Okumura,” Haru said. “I was also a third-year at Shujin.”
“Huh… Okumura?” Mom said. “As in-”
“Yes, I am the heiress to Okumura Foods,” Haru said.
“My name is Yusuke Kitagawa,” Yusuke said. “I attend Kosei High on a fine arts scholarship.”
“He also survives off of bean sprouts,” Futaba said.
“Is that… so?” Mom turned to her. “And you are?”
“Oh! Um, uh…” Futaba stood up on the chair. “I’m Futaba Sakura, Sojiro’s kid and a friend of this guy also I’m a computer nerd!”
“Calm down, it’s not an interrogation,” I said.
“Oh, so you’re Sakura-san’s daughter,” Mom said. “It looks like you two get along well.”
“Well yeah, we’d play games in his room until morning, also he’d take me to Akihabara so I could get stuff for my rig and all sorts of nerd memorabilia!”
“I was basically the big brother she never had,” I said.
“Er-”
“But he’s already MY big bro!” Chouko pouted. “You can’t take my big bro from me?”
“Oh yeah?” Futaba dared her. “Well, I challenge you to a game of Gun About over it!”
“Don’t bother,” I said, “she’s better than the King.”
“Huh???”
Mom chuckled. “Yes, you two really seem to get along.” She turned to Ryuji. “How about you, young man?”
“Eh? Oh, I’m Ryuji Sakamato. I was his first friend at Shujin. We used to go to the gym and get jumbo beef bowls and ramen all the time.”
“And I’m Ann Takamaki,” Ann said. “I was also one of his first friends, and I’m a model too!”
Morgana jumped out of the bag and onto the table. “I’ll say, Lady Ann is so gorgeous, no one can match her…”
“Is that Morgana?” Mom said. “He’s kind of noisy.”
“He talks,” I said. “Also, he really likes fatty tuna.”
“I see. Well, we already got you a litter box outside your room. It’ll be up to you to clean it out and feed him.”
“L- litter box?!?” Morgana said in dismay.
“I don’t think he likes that proposition,” I said, “not that he has any say.”
“Ren!” Morgana complained. We all laughed.
Sumire got up and bowed. “I’m Sumire Yoshizawa, a gymnast at Shujin.” She smiled. “And, Ren is my boyfriend.”
“Nice to meet you, Yoshizawa-san,” Mom said. “I’m sure dad will be delighted to meet you all.”
As if on cue, the door opened then shut. “I’m home.”
“Speak of the Devil,” she said. “We’re in the living room, honey.”
Dad came into the room and hung up his jacket. “Ohoho, we have quite the crowd today.” He turned to me. “I knew you said your friends were taking you home, but I didn’t think they ALL would.”
“It’s nice to meet you, Amamiya-san,” Makoto said.
“Oh, are you his girlfriend that he told me about?”
“Urp!” Makoto blushed up, and all of us laughed. “Nonono, we’re just friends!”
“A pleasure to meet you, sir,” Sumire said.
“Pleasure to meet you as well.” He took a seat. “Well, I’m sure you all have lots of crazy stories to tell me. So, how did you all treat my boy?”
Futaba smirked. “Weeelllll…”
Later that evening, everyone else went home, but Sumire chose to stay the night, and I would walk her to the station in the morning. Mom cooked up some okonomiyaki for dinner, figuring that I would probably want comfort food on my first night back.
“This is delicious,” Sumire said. “Judging by the texture, you used mochi in this.”
“It’s my mother’s own recipe,” Mom said. “Our family’s been in this town for generations.”
“I grew up in Nagoya,” Dad said, “which is also where both of us went to school. I took her family’s name when we married since they own a historic farm.”
“The farm is a couple kilometers up the road from here,” I said. “We grow all sorts of things there, eggplant, cabbage, carrots, the works, and we sell it all at the local farmer’s market.”
“That’s impressive, Senpai,” Sumire said. “Back in Tokyo, we don’t have local, farm-fresh produce like you all do.”
“You city-slickers need to come out here every once in a while and appreciate all the gifts Izanagi created for this country to have us all enjoy,” Mom told her.
“There is that,” Sumire said.
We were silent for a moment, before Dad broke the silence. “So, Ren, I… I just wanted to say that we’re so grateful that you stuck through this year. I knew it was tough, and I wish we could have done more to help, but with you being charged with assault, I…” He shook his head. “I was so worried about your future, especially once I heard it was Shido, that rat-bastard. When you got sent to jail, we feared the worst, but it sounds like you made some really good friends this year who all helped to clear your name.”
“And you testified against Shido and got him locked up,” Mom said. “I have to say, we can’t express just how proud of you we are that you managed to pull out of everything unscathed, and we wish we could have done more to help.”
“You did what you could, considering the circumstances,” I said. “I was very scared and shaken for a while, thinking about what all happened and how my life was ruined, but in the end I fought against it and came back home a better man than I left.”
“And he really helped all of us too,” Sumire said. “All of us had problems that he helped work us through.” She looked downcast. “Especially… myself…”
“We heard about it,” Dad said. “Your sister sacrificed her life to save yours? That must be a heavy burden to bear.”
“Yes, it was,” Sumire said. “I kept blaming myself, blaming myself for killing her, ending our dream to take the world of gymnastics together.” She looked up and smiled. “But, then he came into my life and showed me how to live again. I’m doing much better now, both for his sake, and for hers.”
“You did very well, having him as a boyfriend,” Mom said. “And hers wasn’t he only life you improved?”
“Far from it,” I said. “All of my friends earlier had problems in their lives which I helped work them through, like helping Ann and Ryuji get past Kamoshida’s abuses, Haru with her father’s passing, and Futaba with her depression. I also helped get a washed-up diet member reelected, my teacher out of a blackmail scheme, and a reporter to be able to clear her partner’s name, among other things.”
“You’ve been busy, and it really paid off in the end,” Dad smiled.
I took a bite of my food, then continued, “so… I’ve been thinking. About my future.”
“What about it?” Mom asked.
“I’ve decided I’m going to go into politics,” I said. “This past year, I saw and experienced all the corruption in the system, and the apathy of the people which allows it to happen. I realized that I don’t want what happened to me to happen to others, and I’m going to do what it takes to inspire others to fix this country. Mr. Yoshida, the diet member, already promised me a job out of school if I want it, and I fully intend on taking his offer.”
Dad smiled. “After all that’s happened, I don’t blame you. We need more young voices in politics, and I’m sure you’d be perfect.” He sipped some tea. “There is one last thing we want to ask you… are you really the Phantom Thief?”
“That’s a secret,” I said.
“Heh,” Dad chuckled. “Well, I suppose a real Phantom Thief would never admit to it.”
Later that night, all of us went to bed. I already had a double mattress, so me and Sumire could sleep together, while Morgana enjoyed curling up in his new bed atop a cat climber. But while she and everyone else slept soundly, I couldn’t sleep, because my mind was racing with thoughts, thoughts and memories about this past year, my friends, my enemies, everything Metaverse related and the mystery of the Hakurei Shrine which tantalized us after everything was said and done…
I decided to get up and go for a walk, since I wasn’t getting to sleep anyway. I threw on my jacket, made sure to be quiet going down the stairs and out the door, and from there I just wandered. It was a beautiful night, cold and starry. I walked towards town, hoping that there were places still open at 11PM, unlike back in Tokyo where the convenience stores were kept open 24 hours for everyone coming out of the bars and those paying traffic tickets, Pixiv memberships, or just those looking to finish the night with a cold Slurpee. Maybe the gas station out by the main road was still open, if I was lucky.
My mind subconsciously led me down the streets, past darkened storefronts and under street lamps, until I found myself faced with the spot, where one year ago my life changed forever. The spot where Shido assaulted that woman, and I felt the need to step in.
I paused. Seeing this corner again, after this past year. How everything, from starting the Phantom Thieves all the way to facing Yaldabaoth and Adam Kadmon in their twisted ‘ideal’ realities, stemmed from a common crime on this unassuming spot which could be found anywhere in the world. All that, happening in just a year, made me wonder what the years ahead had in store for me…
“Reminiscing?” came a woman’s voice.
I turned around and saw a blonde woman with a cane. “You… you’re the lady who was at LeBlanc that day.”
“Indeed I am,” she said. “I knew you’d be drawn to this spot, which is why we meet here today.”
“You… knew?”
“Of course,” she said, “but you wouldn’t know, as I work in the background. You may not know it, but I’ve been watching you and your friends. And I’ve been watching him, in particular, the man who you were pitted against yet never meant to oppose.”
“You mean Goro,” I said. “Is he alive?”
She chuckled. “Let’s just say that if you stick true to your justice, the two of you will be destined to reunite,” she said cryptically.
“What does that mean? Who are you?”
She smiled. “One who operates in the background. You may believe your journey is over, yet the truth is that you have barely turned the first page of an epic novel. Trials even greater than those of this past year will continue to present themselves to you, and you must stand up to them if you wish to see your journey to its true conclusion. So…” She handed me a pair of vouchers to a nearby hot spring resort. “Enjoy this moment of rest, for you may never again have the luxury. Soon enough this country will once more require your rare talents, and your fate and his will become intertwined. Until that time, this is where I take my leave.” She walked toward an alley-facing metal door, opened it, and entered; if I looked carefully, there was no sign of life in the shop.
I stood there, right at the same spot I stood when Shido threatened to sue me, wondering what had just happened, who that strange woman was, how she dodged my questions, and, most crucially, how much she knew about Goro. If he really was alive, she didn’t confirm it. I didn’t even get her name, although something about her struck me as being familiar somehow…
I shook my head. I simply continued to the gas station, bought myself a bottle of tea, walked back home, and collapsed until morning when I walked Sumire to the station, exhausted as though simply talking to that woman physically drained me.
Notes:
It's a popular fan idea that Joker's hometown is Inaba, but since I know little about Persona 4, and because this story is also trying to tie in Touhou, I had it be Chino instead. Gensokyo's "real" location is never specified (beyond being on Honshu), but since Yatsugatake is the basis for Youkai Mountain it's widely suspected to be in Nagano, and Chino is the nearest big town, which is how I settled on that being Joker's hometown in this story.
I also wanted his parents to be sympathetic figures, so I came up with a reasonable explanation for why we don't see them in Persona 5. I decided not to give them names, since they're not important beyond simply being his mom and dad.
Joker having a sister, however, is not a random detail.
Chapter 63: Hidden Star in Four Seasons
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro
I woke up to the sun shining through my window. Stretching my arms out, I knew that today was going to be a productive day. As agreed, I would go meet with Miko to further our investigation into Seiga’s distortion.
After washing up for the day, I got dressed and walked out to the front. Masato was already working on getting ready to open up for the day, so I rounded up some rugs to shake out, opened the front door…
…and was instantly hit by a blast of searing heat.
“Whoa!” Quickly, I shut the door, shocked by the extreme heat outside. I caught a glimpse of a thermometer, which read a whopping 42 degrees celsius.
“It’s hot out there today, isn’t it?” Masato said.
“I did not expect it,” I said. “Not at this time of year.”
“When those kappa installed all the electric stuff, they included something called ‘air conditioning.’ Didn’t know what that was until today. I’ll bet you my store’s gonna be packed with people trying to get out of the heat.”
I thought about our conversation last night, about how the weather around here was acting strangely. I went upstairs and got my communicator off of the dresser, and found a conversation already in progress.
aburaage: Alright, I’m calling an incident. I’m sure you already know why.
autumnsky: Every leafy tree on Youkai mountain is in full fall colors and there are thunderstorms.
seeingstars: Everything here in the forest is covered in snow and ice.
cheshirecat: Bull is outside my house clearing all the snow as we speak.
ghostmochi: I went down to the village to do some morning shopping, and it’s buckling under searing heat.
pancakeman: I just now experienced it for myself.
aburaage: And the shrine is surrounded by an out of control blizzard of sakura petals.
turbogranny: It is as though we are experiencing all of the seasons at once.
turtlepower: Yeah, like, turned up to fifteen or something.
pancakeman: We’ll have to postpone our investigation of Seiga. I will offer my assistance in resolving this incident.
aburaage: We’ll need all hands on deck. Everyone, go and gather as many clues as you can. Also, several lesser youkai are acting up for some reason, so be careful.
seeingstars: Looks like this is your first real incident, Crow. Don’t let us down.
pancakeman: Who do you think I am?
“It seems I’ve been called upon to help solve an incident,” I said to Masato.
“Heh, figured that would happen eventually if you kept hanging around Reimu and my daughter.” He looked outside. “Just… make it back in one piece, okay? And try to stay near someone you trust.”
“Absolutely,” I bowed. “You have my word.”
“Good luck,” he said.
Being outside in stifling, humid heat while wearing a formal suit was not the easiest thing to do, even if I forewent the jacket and just wore my dress shirt and tie. The normally wet, muddy streets were bone-dry, and there were very few people out besides men toting carts around with ice and water. This contrasted with Youkai Mountain, which was red-orange with fall colors, and the forests which were blanketed in snow. I knew the weather was going to be all over the place, so I tied my jacket around my waist so that I could access it when I needed it.
I was barely two steps beyond the village gates when a voice called out “yooooooo!” I looked up, and saw a blue figure rocket toward the ground in front of me, before impacting it in a dramatic fashion.
“We meet again, Akechi-san!” she said dramatically.
I paused, then asked, “who are you?”
“Well, of course a simpleton such as you would have the memory of a damn goldfish! I am the exquisite, new-and-improved Cirno! Gaze upon my magnificence all you want!”
…well, she certainly acted like Cirno, but the girl in front of me had an extra head or two on her, had very tanned skin, a slightly more mature voice and, er, figure, and a sunflower brooch on her chest and was surrounded by vines. Most conspicuously of all, however, was the door on her back, leading to… somewhere. In any case, I figured that must be the source of her newfound strength.
“That’s nice to hear, Cirno-chan, but I’m very busy-”
“You will call me Cirno-dono!” she insisted bombastically. “I am going around showing everyone my newfound power, and burning all the weaklings in my way! If you come with me, I will gladly demonstrate this power for you, so that you may grovel at my majesty!”
…as much as I wanted to blow her off, I realized it would be far too dangerous to venture away from the village on my own, at least until I could rendezvous with one of the others. My best chance, then, was to follow Cirno until I could cross paths with them, and help them take down whoever or whatever was causing this. The door on Cirno’s back was also a clue itself, since it had to be linked to the perpetrator.
“I accept your offer, Cirno-dono,” I bowed.
“Superb! Now, let’s see if you can keep up with me!”
Cirno sped off towards the lake, where flocks of sunflower fairies were beginning to gather above the steaming surface, all of them similarly sporting doors on their backs. Driven mad by the energy streaming out of them, they attacked us at full force with waves upon waves of laser bullets, putting my crack-shot abilities to the test.
“So that is your weapon,” Cirno asked.
“Indeed, it’s how I channel my power.”
“Pphh. Watch THIS!” Holding out her hands, a machine gun of icicles fired at the fairies, mowing them down left and right and piercing the enemy bullets where they collided. I allowed her to charge forward into the enemy formations while I provided backup, wishing to conserve my strength for the true culprit. The fairies were later joined by what seemed to be green yin-yang orbs, but these were shot down just as easily.
Eventually, once the rabble was cleared, a single remaining butterfly fairy accosted us. “I love summer!” She declared. “Are you enjoying this summer day?”
“It’s not summer,” I said.
“Bullshit!” she cheerfully declared. “I’m high on summer energy! I won’t lose to weaklings like you!”
“You DARE call me a weakling?!?” Cirno shouted. “I shall tear you limb-from-limb! Fear the power of the Freezing Flame!” The two then broke out into bullets, with the butterfly fairy firing mostly waves of green bullets while Cirno retaliated.
“Not bad!” Cirno said. “But ice is hardly my only trick! Behold: the TRUE power of summer!” She summoned a wall of fire. “Fire Sign: Muspelheim!” She launched the fire at the fairy, plowing through her bullets and setting her ablaze; I then moved in and delivered the killing shot, ending the fight.
“Geh… to think that you would best the great summer fairy, Eternity Larva…”
“Summer is officially mine!” Cirno declared. “I will use this power to conquer all of Gensokyo!”
Eternity then looked at me. “And you?”
I tipped my hat. “I merely wish to resolve this matter quickly and peacefully. Now, we must be going. After all, you can’t conquer Gensokyo if you stay here with this weakling, Cirno-dono.”
“Damn straight!” Cirno said, zipping off into the woods.
We were now venturing through the Youkai Forest, painted in fall colors and noticeably cooler, forcing me to put my jacket back on. Still more fairies came at us, but we cut through them all the same.
After some time, we entered a clearing, where a familiar face was looking around for clues.
“Aha!” Cirno declared. “Another strong foe to test my might-”
“Hold on,” I said, stepping forward. “It’s nice to see you, Aya.”
Aya turned around. “Oh, Goro! I wasn’t expecting to see you here.” She looked at Cirno. “Wait, are you…”
“I AM CIRNO-DONO! Cower before my power!”
Aya looked around Cirno, and fixated on the door on her back. “I see. So Cirno has a door on her back too.”
“It seems most of the fairies also have doors on their backs,” I said.
“Actually, most weak youkai do,” Aya said. “It’s giving them power, and making them go crazy. Even my powers were having trouble keeping up, at least until I collected a red ball of energy that enhanced my attacks with the power of autumn.”
“How coincidental! I found a yellow ball which granted me the untamed energy of summer!” Cirno said.
“Interesting,” I said. “They must be concentrations of seasonal energy, or something along those lines. Alas, I have not found anything like that. I am merely trying to keep up as best I ca-”
Before I could finish, a meat cleaver embedded itself into the tree next to me. We looked where it came from, and saw an angry hag in yellow-and-red rags holding another cleaver.
“You kids get outta mah territory!” she yelled.
“Like I care!” Cirno shot back. “I will take over this land, by force!”
“Assertive little lady, ain’tcha? Well, I, Nemuno Sakata, will cut ‘ye open, just like ‘ye asked!”
“Looks like we have another fight,” I sighed.
“Well, let’s get this over with,” Aya said.
The mountain hag, Nemuno, assailed us with dagger and knife-like bullets, either thrown around randomly or in organized waves as spell cards. Again, Cirno simply charged forward with ice and fire, but Nemuno was savvy enough to attack with asymmetrical patterns which caught Cirno off-guard.
“Geh!” Cirno said. “This is one tough opponent!”
“She’s using tricky tricks,” Aya said. “So, time to respond with a tricky trick of my own!” She summoned a card, and then her Persona. “Justice Sign: Nordic Huntress!” The spears that were summoned attacked from all directions, including from behind, breaking one of Nemuno’s cards and leaving her vulnerable, allowing me to simply float up and deliver a laser bullet to the head.
“Y’all are too rough! Can’t I enjoy the fall colors in peace??”
“It’s March,” I said. “Fall does not occur in March.”
“It does in the Southern Hemisphere!” she insisted.
“But we’re in Japan,” Aya said, before shaking her head. “C’mon, let’s get moving.”
“Whaddya doin’ with that fairy?” Nemuno asked.
“I will go with them to subjugate them and show them my prowess!” Cirno said.
“Er… yeah, sure, let’s go with that,” Aya said.
Outside the forest, we got caught up in a blizzard of cherry blossom petals. Everywhere you looked, there was just a sea of sakura as far as the eye could see, not that our eyes could see far at all.
“Can’t see shit!” Aya complained.
“Ggh,” I grunted, trying to dust the petals off of my suit.
“No need to fear, I’ll just burn them away!” Cirno shot out flames from her hands, rendering the petals into ashes, and, unfortunately, revealing even more fairies coming at us with vibrant blues, greens, and pinks which blended in fiendishly well with the petals. Aya was able to use some of her wind magic, channeled within her maple-leaf fan, to blow a path through the endless barrage of petals and knock the fairies around.
After tearing through another wave, we received a moment’s respite, only for a loud girl’s voice to shout “SPRIIIIIIIIIIIIING! IT’S SPRING!”
“Oh balls,” Aya frowned.
“Hm?” I asked, before a blonde fairy in a white dress began drenching us in spiraling danmaku. We pooled our combined firepower to scare her off before continuing.
Eventually, after braving the sakura storm, we found a safe place to touch down. Getting our bearings, we realized we were at a familiar place.
“This is the shrine,” I observed.
“Geez, Reimu wasn’t kidding when she said the petal blizzard was out of control!” Aya said. Meanwhile, Cirno just stood haughtily, daring a challenger to come out and test her “majesty.”
I started walking over to the main shrine to see if Reimu was present, but I only managed a few steps before I heard a loud whooshing noise coming from behind me.
“What the hell?!”
When we turned to face the source, there was a door open on the back of one of the komainu statues, drawing in massive amounts of energy before causing the statue to shine white. When the light died down, the statue was gone; instead, there was a green-haired girl with a single silver horn, magatama-like ears, and a red-and-white kariyushi shirt and shorts. She looked up at us, eyes glowing red and snarling, before lunging at us.
“Oh shit!” Instinctively, we attacked, with scenes of Shadow Tewi flashing into my head. Cirno, as always, came right at her with fire and ice, but the beast-girl simply knocked her aside as she charged me and Aya. Aya tried to position herself for an aerial attack to intercept her, while I simply dodged and retaliated with gunshots; I also tested out my newly-fused Gurr with a World spell card (while trying hard not to dramatically proclaim “ZA WARUDO” with a ridiculous pose). We soon found that, despite her feral demeanor, she could use spell cards too, including one with curving red lasers and another with homing yellow ovals, which we had to dodge and counter.
Once one of her cards was broken, she lunged at us once more, and we braced for impact. Before that could happen, though, there was a red blast, and we saw Reimu resisting the girl with her gohei, before she looked up, smiled, then kicked the girl back.
“Looks like you guys are in a bit of a pickle,” she said. “In that case, let the chief incident resolver help you out!”
“The Hakurei has come to view my untold power!” Cirno proclaimed.
“Would you give it a rest?” Aya sighed. “We have work to do here.”
“Indeed,” I said, fixing my tie. “Time to finish the job!” Reimu channeled the power of Spring to send all the sakura petals at once at the beast girl, then once she was weakened I simply waltzed up to fire a single shot and end the fight.
We surrounded the girl, who started coming to her senses as the door on her back disappeared.
“Who are you?” I asked forcefully.
“I…” She stood up, and bowed. “I am Aunn Komano. I am one of the guardian beasts of the Hakurei Shrine. I’m… I’m terribly sorry. A great power flooded into me, and then…”
“Wait,” Reimu said, looking at the pedestal where the komainu statue once stood. “So, you just came to life? From being a statue?”
Aunn smiled. “I mean, now I’m a flesh-and-blood person, just like you, but I’ve been watching you and everyone at this shrine for a long time. I watched you from the time you were a small girl, snuggled with you as a spirit when you were scared, lonely and sad, and have seen your growth into a fine-”
“O-okay, that’s enough!” Reimu said, blushing. She looked out at the valley, as the petals parted briefly revealing the snow-clad Forest of Magic. “L-let’s just go meet up with Marisa, I think she’s still in the forest. You just guard the shrine or something while we’re gone.”
“Guarding the shrine is my duty!” Aunn said, tail wagging.
“You have seasonal power as well, Reimu,” I noted.
“Yeah, I found this weird green orb of energy right after I left the shrine, and it’s letting me control ‘Spring.’ I’ve been using it to help me solve this incident.”
“Spring, summer, and fall,” I said, looking at the three girls. “Perhaps if we get ‘Winter’ on our side, we’ll have our best shot at solving this case.”
“Let’s get going, then!” Cirno said. “I long to meet an opponent who can match my strength in the freezing cold!”
As we reached the forest, we were hit with a massive blizzard, the same sort of bullshit I had put up with for the past three months flying around Gensokyo and taking down the Fortresses. Still more fairies emerged from the white wall of snow to assail us with lasers, and still they went down like flies in a fogged room, especially now since there were four of us, soon to be five.
Soon, we were approached by a girl in a green dress wielding a bamboo stalk. “Hello,” she said. “Would you happen to know where my friend Satano is?”
“Who are you?” I asked.
“Me? I’m Mai Teireida. I’m looking for my friend Satano.”
“We don’t know where she is,” Reimu said.
“Oh, okay.” Mai then fired waves of green and pink bullets at us, of course. Strangely, she seemed to be dancing in place as she did so. I prepared a Kaiwan-based Star card, only for Mai to nope out for some reason after seeing the Psy-based projectiles. We weren’t paying attention to where she went, we just kept pressing on.
After braving the blizzard, and the blizzard of fairies, for a while, we heard what sounded like a spell card duel in progress. Getting closer to the sounds, colorful lights glowed against the storm, until finally we hit a clearing and found Marisa fighting a short girl in a rice hat and a gray coat. Marisa attacked with lasers, the short girl with twisting patterns of card-like bullets and large, red orbs.
“Seems Marisa has her hands full with that girl,” Aya said.
“Pfft, I could freeze that weakling just like that!” Cirno said.
“That girl also has a door on her back,” Reimu noted.
“Looks like she’s focused on Marisa,” I grinned. “Why don’t we give her a Last Surprise?”
“Ooh, good idea!” Aya said.
“Then let’s tear her apart!” Cirno called out. So we rushed in while the girl was focused on making Marisa micrododge a card and gangbanged her all at once, breaking all of her cards within a few seconds.
“HEY!” the girl cried out as she hit the ground. “What was that for?!?”
Marisa touched down and also looked quite huffy. “I totally had that fight under control, I don’t need y’all swoopin’ in like that!”
“Seems the thief had her kill stolen from her,” I said, twirling my gun around.
“Let’s just get to the point,” Reimu said. “That door on your back.”
The girl looked around. “Oh, this? Well, I mean, I was just a jizo statue until a moment ago, when Marisa and a strange green girl got into an argument, then she used some strange dancing magic to open this door and make me a person…”
“Wait, that girl is the one opening the back doors?” Reimu said.
“Seems like it,” Marisa said. “Poor lil’ Naruko couldn’t control her power, so she just attacked me.”
“‘Naruko?”’ I asked.
“Oh, my apologies!” The girl put her hands together and bowed. “I’m Narumi Yatadera, a jizo statue and a magician just like Marisa. I can control the life energy in things!”
“Is that so?” Aya asked. “How do you know her then, if you only started moving a few minutes ago?”
“Well, remember the jizo that I left offerings to?” Marisa said. “Turns out, that was her. She’s prolly been watching me for years, and knows my name, and prolly all yer’ names too.”
“I see… just like that strange girl Aunn, who used to be a Komainu statue…” I shook my head. “In any case, we need to solve this incident as quickly as possible. We won’t get anywhere by simply going around, gathering seasonal energy, and beating people up.”
“Oh, you guys have been doing it too?” Marisa said. “‘Cause I found this really weird blue ball of energy and found I could harness the power of Winter from it!”
“Then… that makes us a group of four seasons,” Reimu observed. “Of course, me and Cirno are reversed in color, but we’re just like the Vermillion Bird, the White Tiger, the Black Tortoise, and the Azure Dragon. Only Goro isn’t using this energy, and he’s dressed in gold-brown, so he’s akin to the Yellow Dragon, who exists between seasons.”
“Oh, wow, now that you mention it,” Aya said.
I looked around Cirno, seeing the door on her back. “These doors are also giving youkai the energy to wreak havoc.” I thought for a moment. “Why don’t we try seeing what’s on the other side?”
“You mean… you want to go in the doors?” Reimu said.
“Dude, is it even safe?” Marisa asked.
“We have no better leads,” I said. “Plus, it only makes sense that whoever is behind all this exists in the place where these doors lead.”
Aya looked at the door as well. “Hmm… it’s risky, but I suppose we have no choice. Lead the way, Goro.”
“With pleasure.” I touched the door, causing me to get sucked inside.
Notes:
I've had stuff going on in my life lately, so I'm pushing this out now just to make sure at least some content is out there.
Chapter 64: The Concealed Four Seasons
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro
Emerging from the door, we found ourselves floating in a dark-red void, filled to the brim with more doors opening and closing to reveal strange locations. Cirno was the last one in, apparently entering by touching the door on her own back.
Marisa looked around. “The hell is this place?”
“I don’t know,” Reimu said, “but if I had to guess, some kind of space in between spaces.”
Aya looked at Cirno’s back. “Looks like her door will lead us back to the forest.”
“Then I am your only escape!” Cirno proclaimed. “You must all defend me if you wish to get out of here alive!”
“You can just regenerate indefinitely though,” Aya said.
“Let’s not quarrel,” I said sharply. “We’re in enemy territory now, and we don’t know what kinds of hazards to expect.”
“Let’s stick together and search for clues,” Marisa said. “That perp’s gotta be in here somewhere.”
“They’re probably very strong, too,” Reimu said. “We should be ready for a hell of a fight.”
“Understood,” I said. I drew my gun, and led the group forward.
The enemies we encountered here were mostly spirits, energy spheres and yin-yang balls which shot out starbursts, curving and straight lasers, and falling red lasers, coming from all angles and making it harder to dodge. All around us, doors swung open and closed, showing all sorts of different locales, from places in Gensokyo to backstreets in Outside cities to places which could only be alien planets. At one point, we encountered a pair of doors facing each other, which opened. After a moment, figures resembling Mike, Sully and Boo flew out one door into the other, with Randall giving chase, before closing and floating away. We simply shrugged and proceeded onward.
After a while, we came across our first, actual other person in this place: a girl in a pink dress with brown hair resembling Mai holding a ginger stalk.
“Hello?” I said to her.
“Hello!” she smiled. “Have you seen my friend Mai?”
“Mai?” Aya said. “I mean, there was a girl like that out in the forest, but, who are you?”
“I am Satano Nishida, a faithful servant of Matara-sama. She sent me to go looking for Mai because she’s a bit of a scatterbrain who gets lost.”
“Matara-sama, hmm?” Reimu said.
“Also, she told me to blast you with lasers if I saw you.”
Aya nodded. “Ah, so that’s- WAIT, WHAT??”
Satano then blasted us with green amulets. We quickly focused all of our lasers onto her to force her to retreat. Like Mai, she danced in place as she attacked, and soon we drove her off further into the void.
“Yes, run! Run like the little bitch you are!” Cirno taunted.
“Sheesh,” Marisa said, before shrugging, “well, guess it wouldn’t be Gensokyo if people didn’t get into fights at the drop of a hat.”
“She said something about a ‘Matara-sama,” I noted. “Could those dancers be working for her?”
“Possibly,” Aya said, “and I’ll bet she’s the culprit too.”
“Matara-sama…” Reimu thought for a moment. “Do you think… could she be Matarajin?”
“Who?” I asked.
“Matarajin is a Buddhist deity who has many roles and many faces, due to being associated with all sorts of different figures, creatures and spirits,” Reimu explained. “Essentially, throw a bunch of gods in a blender and you get Matarajin.”
Aya shuddered. “So… Matarajin is our opponent??”
“And she’s a chick?!” Marisa said.
I shook my head. “God or not, she’s the one behind this incident. We should be able to find her if we continue onward.”
“Yes,” Reimu said. “I never let my opponents win, even if they’re a god.”
As we continued on, the spinning yin-yang orbs were joined by supercharged fairies who rained down torrents of lasers upon us, forcing us to focus in and micrododge even more. Having only used spell cards for barely three months at this point, this incident was proving to be a real trial by fire, testing my skills and reflexes to their limits, but I was still able to keep up with the others in the end. At one point, Cirno was struck, causing her to explode only to re-form on the spot.
“FOOL!” she shouted. “You can’t kill me! I’ll just keep coming back, again and again, until I have prevailed!”
Marisa smiled. “Y’know, she’s actually kinda fun to watch in times like this.”
“Indeed,” Aya said. “Nothing like having a super-powered baby have her bottle.”
“I wouldn’t call her a ‘baby’ right now,” I said.
“True, but-” Reimu’s eyes widened. “Hold on, are hers bigger than mine?!”
After the wave of fairies and orbs, we encountered the two dancers, Satano and Mai, speaking with each other.
“Don’t get lost again!” Satano chided.
“Sorry sorry,” Mai replied. “I just got lost trying to find recruits-”
“Lover’s argument?” I asked.
The two jolted to face us. “Welcome to the Land of the Backdoor!” Satano proclaimed.
“We are servants of Matara-sama, given an important task by her, to find more dancers to serve under her!”
“Is that the reason the seasons are out of whack, and the youkai are going ballistic?” Reimu asked.
“Matara-sama does as she wants,” Mai said. “Don’t ask us why, maybe she’s bored.”
“Sounds like Yukari to me,” Marisa said.
“Anyway, you all are doing well to reach this place, using the power of seasons!” Satano smiled. “Let’s see if you’ll make good servants for Matara-sama!”
“I shall make her my servant, thank you very much!” Cirno boasted.
“Alright.” I tipped my hat. “We’ll show you what we’re made of!”
The two started by immediately firing off amulets colored opposite of their user, which began to flood the area fast.
“Shoot,” Marisa said. “This’ll be difficult with two of ‘em. Want me to blast ‘em?”
“I have an idea,” I said. “I haven’t tried it before, but it could work. Back me up.”
“Understood,” Marisa said.
I whipped out a Principality-backed Justice card, which was based on Hama instakills. This was my first instakill card, so I was unsure how it would manifest or would work. Upon activation, light, inscribed amulets began to fling out from me in a disparate, unorganized pattern which I attempted to focus on Mai. Some of the amulets fizzled before touching her, but I figured that if just one of them hit…
“Peh! Ametuer! You can’t even make your bullets work!”
“I only need to hit once,” I calmly replied.
“As if! Let me show you my power! Bamboo Sign: Bamboo Spear- AAAAAGH!”
Finally, one of the amulets struck, prompting all of Mai’s cards to appear before her and shatter all at once. I smirked. If an instakill hits, there are no ifs, ands, buts or saves: you’re dead.
“Wha- NO FAIR!” She cried out. “I… I accept defeat. You’ll need to take it from here, Satano.”
“Me???” Satano looked worried as all of us gazed upon her like sharks. She attempted to attack us with a card clearly meant to be used in tandem with Mai, but our combined assault put her down in seconds, with me, as always, landing the finishing shot.
“You still wanna go?” Cirno asked.
Mai panted. “You guys… are monsters.” She looked at me. “Especially you, leading a posse of girls into this place and cheating with spell cards.”
“It’s not cheating if the card is working within the rules, however loose they are,” I said.
“Well, whatever. Thing is, you still haven’t passed the test yet. All of you, apart from Akechi-kun, were given your power by Matara-sama. In other words, you haven’t shown your true power.”
“What is that supposed to mean, she gave us this power?” Reimu asked harshly.
“We mean exactly that,” Satano said. “Matara-sama doesn’t want weaklings working under her, so she-” Then a phone rang, which she answered (was it an iPhone 7?). From what I could tell, whoever was on the other end wasn’t too happy.
“Welp, sounds like we’re in for a scolding,” Satano said, shaking her head.
“Perhaps you should get a different boss,” Aya suggested.
“I hear Lawson’s is always hiring,” I said.
“Sorry, we have a duty to Matara-sama,” Mai admitted.
“Ah. Well, what a shame…”
We proceeded further into the void, until it was pitch-black. Ahead of us, powerful sunflower fairies, and a series of large, shadowy doors leading further and further into the abyss. No doubt we were approaching the incident’s mastermind herself. Cirno, brazen as ever, forged ahead freezing and burning all in sight, while the rest of us conserved our strength for the fight ahead.
After flying for what seemed to be an eternity, we eventually caught sight of a figure, seated on a throne with pink, green, blue and orange flames behind it. The figure was clad in yellow and green, and her head capped by a black hat.
“There she is!” Aya said, pointing to her.
“Is that Matarajin?” Reimu asked.
“It’s gotta be!” Marisa said. “C’mon, let’s go bust her ass!”
“Finally, the time to strike at the grand meddler has come!” Cirno boasted.
I drew my gun. “Alright, let’s be careful. We’re dealing with a powerful god, we don’t know what to expect.”
“Right, Matarajin is quite powerful,” Reimu affirmed. “But, I think we can manage so long as we combine our strength.”
“That’s the spirit, Rei!” Marisa smiled. “Now, let’s finish this!”
We approached Matara, who sat atop her throne holding one flame in her hand while staring forward, confidantly, toward us.
“So,” Reimu said, floating forward and pointing at her with her gohei. “You’re the one responsible for the seasonal imbalance, and the youkai going crazy, is what I’ve heard.”
Matara smiled. “Hmhm, I see. Welcome. I was expecting that someone would come and want to discuss my activities with me personally, but I did not anticipate that an entire posse would show up.” She shook her head. “Still, it doesn’t matter. Even a group such as yours would not be able to challenge my considerable might as the Hidden God.”
“But we wield the power of the four seasons!” Aya declared. “With our combined strength, there is nothing that can stand in our way!”
“Fool,” Matara dismissed. “It was I that scattered the powers of the seasons into Gensokyo. Each of you only wield one season, while I, Hidden Goddess Matara, can control the energy of all seasons. Don’t you see? This is all a display of strength, to show Gensokyo the power of ‘she who waits behind the door, operating in the background, influencing events in the front.’”
Reimu tapped her gohei on her shoulder. “Tch, so this is all just you showing off your power? What an incredibly petty reason to throw Gensokyo off balance.”
“Don’t most of our incidents involve people pullin’ that kinda shit, though?” Marisa asked.
“I grow tired of this pointless bickering!” Cirno proclaimed. “Lay down your magic and submit to my glory!”
“Oh, a fairy?” Matara said. “Surprising to see a fairy here in the Land of the Backdoor.” She smiled. “But don’t let it go to your head. That power of yours was supplied by me and me alone. Just as easily as I can grant it, so too can I revoke it!”
“Even if you can, I will still freeze you solid like leftover beef!” Cirno shot back.
I shook my head. “This banter will get us nowhere.” I shot her a glare. “Explain to me why you are doing this!”
Matara smiled again. “Hmm… hmhmhm. If it isn’t the famed Akechi-san. I have heard all about you and your exploits, how you came to Gensokyo under unique circumstances.”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“You know well what I mean, but I will respect your wish and not reveal your circumstances to the fairy.”
My eyes widened. “Wait, you mean-”
“Correct,” she replied. “And now here you are, leading a group of fine ladies charged with seasonal power to overthrow a god, even though you lack that power yourself. I must say, it must take equal parts courage and ignorance to pull off such a feat.”
“I am neither a fool nor a coward,” I shot back. “I do what it takes to uphold justice, even if it means risking my life.” I swept my hand. “I shall stop you, or die trying.”
Matara soon powered up. “Then so be it. You all shall learn the error of your ways.”
“Here we go!” Reimu said.
And so our battle began: Matara, without even getting up from her throne, came at us with multicolored cloverleaf patterns, directional lasers, and spiralling green daggers, while we all focused on taking her down. Even Cirno, meatheaded as she was, focused on assisting us, knowing that the stakes of this fight were high, and that no errors would be forgiven. After a short time, however, we passed through a door, taking us out above the Misty Lake, whose shores were still lined with brown grass, and with the hot sun’s rays bearing down on us.
Matara held up a red orb. “The scorching heat of summer shall parch the land, baking the dry bones of those who have succumbed to dehydration.” In a flash, Cirno’s aura of summer was drained, and Matara let loose a wave of red lasers.
“What the?! No way… my power!” Cirno complained. The rest of us managed to dodge and attack, while Cirno struggled to counter the assault with her normal projectiles, before eventually getting struck down toward the lake.
“Grr… Curse you Matara!” she yelled as she fell. “I will get my revenge! You’ll see!”
“Geh,” Marisa grunted. She ain’t no joke!”
After clearing the card, we passed through another door, leading us above the great Youkai Forest. After spewing yellow daggers, Matara held up a yellow orb.
“The breezes of autumn scatter leaves into the air, and harvests bring forth their share. A bad harvest portends famine, and leaves one open to the ravages of winter!”
Just like Cirno, Aya had her seasonal power drained to power the card, which took the form of yellow lasers attacking us from behind. Aya attempted to retaliate with her standard cards, but was caught off-guard and fell toward the forest.
“Goddammit!” Aya cursed as she tumbled.
“This is bad,” Reimu commented. “She’s striking us down one-by-one!”
“She’s still no match for Gensokyo’s premier incident resolvers!” Marisa said confidently.
“I will not be intimidated!” I proclaimed, delivering the shot that broke the card.
“You still believe you can defeat me?” Matara said. “Very well, let us continue.”
We were transported to the Forest of Magic next, where Matara threw blue daggers above the landscape of white. In time, we forced the use of another spell card.
“Winter is a time of cold and dark,” she said, readying a blue orb. “Let the black frosts and blizzards consume you and take you to Hell!” Predictably, she drained Marisa’s winter power, but something strange happened when she did. She summoned a figure beside her…
“No way,” Marisa said, wide-eyed. “Is that a-”
“Hee-ho hee-ho heee!” Without warning, the Black Frost shot black orbs which turned to blue and white, as well as black hands which I recognized as Deathbound. Marisa went for a Master Spark, but the colossal rainbow laser was absorbed by a wall of hands shielding Matara. Then, one of the hands came from below and pulled Marisa downward, conveniently toward her house.
“Heeey!” she cried out. “Let me go! I patented this attack, ‘ya hag!”
I gave Reimu a puzzled look.
“I’ll tell you another time,” she said. “We need to win this fight, no matter what!”
“Understood,” I said. I started to feel fear, fear that we would be beaten, but I refused to give in, instead focusing on defeating Matara for good.
Passing through yet another door, we appeared above the Shrine, still covered in cherry petals, as Matara threw green and pink daggers. Reimu braced herself for what would inevitably happen next.
“Spring is a time of magic, of life, and of jubilation,” Matara said, holding a green orb. “The fleeing petals of sakuras captivate the soul, and today, shall be your downfall!” Draining Reimu’s spring power, many balls of pink bounced around. Reimu attempted to guard against them with her yin-yang orbs, but failed to see one come from an undefended angle. Alas, it struck her, and the great Hakurei Shrine maiden, keeper of Gensokyo’s balance, failed at her task.
“This… can’t be…” was all she could mumble as she fell toward the Shrine. At this point, I realized I was in trouble: a rookie incident resolver, now the last resistance against Matara’s might. A lesser man would surrender at this point, but I would not, not after everything I had faced in the past. Certainly, Ren wouldn’t forgive me if I failed now, while Shido would probably cackle madly at my loss. So, mustering every ounce of guile I had, I struck her with the shot needed to break the card.
We passed through one last door, leading back to the Land of the Backdoor. There, we faced each other tensely. My sweaty palms gripped the handle of my gun tightly while I defiantly hid my fear, while Matara kept smiling at me.
…
“Hmm.” She closed her eyes. “It appears that it is just you and me now, Ace Detective Akechi.”
“What do you intend to do?” I asked. “What is your purpose in creating this incident?”
Matara revealed one last card. “This is the point at which I finish you off by stealing your own season, and using it against you.” She then dismissed the card. “Alas, you lack a season, so it would not be worthwhile to waste it, as it would be rather simple to counter, not to mention unfulfilling to witness.”
“So you concede defeat,” I said.
“I didn’t say that,” Matara dismissed. “Make no mistake: I possess far more power than you have seen just now. I am the Hidden Goddess, born from the congealed cognition of the masses. But you have proven to me that you are as talented as has been rumored. An ace detective, cast into Gensokyo by the collapse of a cognitive realm, and seeking to clear your name of your past crimes. Perhaps it was because of that determination that you succeeded where some of Gensokyo’s strongest fighters, including the Hakurei, failed.”
“How do you know of my past?” I asked. “And, more importantly, how can you wield the power of a Persona?”
Matara chuckled. “Because I can access the cognitive world, of course. I have seen many incidents occur in that realm over the past few years: the girl who imposed her twisted, ideal reality onto the world. The faceless fiend who lost his bet when humans proved their will to overcome the worst of circumstances. The group who repelled the moon’s curse, and the boy who gave his body to seal her power. The great, tainted goddess Izanami, who stirred discord in a small mountain town to see how humans would react. The mechanical false god who rigged the game against you and the Phantom Thieves, attempting to justify his rule over a corrupt, complacent populace.” She grinned. “And, of course, the man wracked with sorrow who attempted to eliminate all suffering, whose efforts endangered Gensokyo. That, I could not ignore, so I used my power over backdoors to give the Phantom Thieves the power to best him, and send those two to eliminate him.”
“So, it was you who sent Reimu and Marisa to kill Dr. Maruki,” I said.
“Indeed I did,” she replied. “I will admit, those two attempting to kill each other, then Reimu sparing Maruki rather than killing him, those I did not expect. But a master planner always backs up their plan, and then backs up those backup plans in turn, and can always adapt any plan to account for deviations. Maruki is imprisoned at the Shrine. Reimu may not have killed him, but so long as his threat to the Barrier is neutralized, and his disruptive, godly power stricken from him, my goal has been achieved.”
I glared at her. “Even so, even if I can believe your story, why would you, someone who carelessly disrupts Gensokyo’s balance, care about the Hakurei Border and its integrity?”
Matara got up from her seat, and floated in the air with power. “Because I am a Gensokyo Sage.”
…?!
My eyes widened. “You’re… you’re what?”
Matara bowed. “Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am Okina Matara. Ruler of the Land of the Backdoor, the god of many faces, and the so-called ‘lost sage’ of Gensokyo. I, together with Kasen and Yukari, created the Barrier with the help of the Gensokyo Guardian Dragons, those three dragons each of us sought out and made contracts with.” She shook her head. “Of course, one could consider me the most powerful of them all, for I could recreate Gensokyo from scratch if I felt like it.”
I looked around, then faced her again. “Then, why do this? Why create an incident which endangers countless lives and throws the seasons into chaos?”
Okina chuckled. “You could say it is a ‘talent search’ of sorts. Recently, I’ve been looking to retire my two dancers, Satano and Mai, although they do not know this. You see, they were once ordinary human girls, until I took them under my wing, so that I could use them to channel my power…” She coughed into her hand. “...ah, please excuse this old lady. As I was saying, they serve under me, but have been losing their humanity. So, I was looking for a new individual to serve as a proxy of sorts, one who I do not need to directly control to continue exerting my influence, and also allow me to have a front-facing presence once again.”
I kept staring at her. “Hmm… so in other words, you stirred up an incident hoping to find someone you could use as a minion.”
“More like an agent,” Okina said. “Among other things, I am just as interested in this new incident, involving the Fortresses, as you are. Surely, this presents a threat to Gensokyo, but even I do not know what it is - certainly, whoever is causing it is good at staying in the shadows, away from my many eyes and doors. I see you do not yet have the direct support of a Sage in solving this incident. Why not accept the aid of the only one who has complete and total knowledge of the Collective Unconscious?”
I shook my head. “I refuse.”
“Oh?”
“I’ve spent my entire life under someone else’s thumb,” I said. “My bastard father, the Antisocial force, that damn God of Control… I’ve only ever known being someone’s pawn, and now that I have the chance to live my own life on my own terms, the last thing I want is to be forced into servitude yet again. And yet such a relationship is what you are proposing right now.”
Okina thought for a moment, then said, “ah. You certainly have a point. I have observed you for long enough to understand your position.” She smiled again. “Then, let me rephrase my offer. Your strength is creating mutually beneficial relationships to further your objectives. I am another person who wants to solve the mystery of Ethos; as a Sage, it is my duty to do so. If you agree to work with me, you will gain access to my vast web of connections, as well my services and powers. Not only that, but trips to the Outside are not out of the question.”
“Trips to the Outside?” I asked. “Is that possible?”
“Let’s just say Boss makes very good coffee,” she said. “Don’t worry, neither of those pompous maids, Kasen or Yukari, will know of our deal, because knowledge of the Metaverse must be kept to a select few.”
I considered her offer for a partnership. This deal seemed to be all kinds of shady: here was a goddess who caused an incident, basically for the hell of it, who was also a Sage. Furthermore, she was looking to replace her dancers, so I ran the risk of being controlled by someone, taking advantage of my past and desire to be liked, once again. Yet, she also had direct experience with the Metaverse, was aware of incidents even I didn’t know about, and directly intervened to stop Maruki’s madness, so her desire to protect Gensokyo was genuine. She also promised not to tell the other Sages, meaning we could have the backing of a Sage without our plan coming to light and potentially being ruined. Plus, trips to the Outside, even if I did desire to stay here, were quite tempting, even if only to gather intelligence…
I extended my hand. “Very well. I accept.”
Okina took my hand and shook it. “Then, it is done. May this be the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Star Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
“One last thing before I dismiss you for the day,” she said. “I’ll undo the meddling with the seasons, and tame the youkai that went mad with power. I’ll also provide the best spring that I can muster.”
“That’s a promise?” I said warily.
“See for yourself.” She produced a set of sliding doors, like the ones in the rear of the shrine, showing the cherry petal blizzard calm down, and give way to a clear, beautiful sakura display. Hesitating, I stepped forward.
Once out of the Land of the Backdoor, I was faced with a breathtaking scene: a blue sky with patchy clouds. Gently warm, but not hot, air as the sun shined above. And all around, the sakuras, fully blooming and scattering petals in the breeze, in a display far grander than any I had seen in my life.
I peeked around the shrine, and saw Reimu, Marisa, and Aya sitting out front drinking tea, which Aunn served them all.
“At least everything’s back to normal,” Aya said.
“Yeah, it was like a wave of spring came through and wiped away all the craziness,” Marisa said. “The youkai seemed to have calmed back down, too.”
“I wonder if he actually managed to beat that ‘hidden god’ for us,” Reimu said. She took a sip. “I just hope he’s okay…”
“Did someone call for me?” I said, coming around to meet them.
Reimu spat out her tea. “Where’d you come from?!?”
“Took a shortcut,” I chuckled.
“He’s like that gap hag, seriously,” Aya groaned. “You really are a lot of trouble, aren’t you?”
“Why do you say that?” I asked.
“We were worried about you, ‘ya dummy!” Marisa shouted.
“More like you were worried about him, am I right?” Reimu giggled.
“WHA- whaddya mean??” Marisa stammered, blushing.
Aya grinned. “You know, I thought I heard you one night saying his name while-”
“STOP IT!” Marisa pleaded. “YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED AT ALL!” Reimu and Aya laughed at Marisa’s expense, while I just politely stayed out of it, thank you very much.
“So the true culprit was actually a Gensokyo Sage?” Byakuren asked.
“Indeed,” I said, to the group of Day Breakers who had convened onto the Shrine grounds. “It would seem that the ‘Lost Sage’ has returned to the foreground.”
“But why would she do such a thing?” Youmu asked. “Even Yukari-sama wouldn’t go so far as to-”
Reimu cocked an eyebrow.
“...well, right, sorry.”
“She probably just got bored, like everyone else who causes incidents around here,” Nitori said.
“How common are these incidents?” Mamiko asked. “It seems highly irresponsible for someone in her role to wreak havoc across Gensokyo in this way.”
“This place has no common sense,” Marisa said. “The sooner you embrace that, the better off you’ll be.”
Reimu sighed. “Still, to think our opponent was a Sage. Even I couldn’t defeat her.” She faced me. “So, how did you do it?”
“Let’s just say I talked her down, and made some… concessions,” I said. “Also, her final spell card wouldn’t work, as I held no season to steal, so we called it a draw. She also took an interest in me, and has asked certain favors of me, in exchange for her assisting me investigating Ethos.”
Everyone’s eyes widened. “Hold on,” Youmu asked. “How does she-”
“Among other things, she was the one who tried to kill Dr. Maruki by sending Reimu to assassinate him,” I explained. “She has also apparently been watching incidents in the Collective Unconscious for quite some time. There is no doubt she is quite powerful. That I was able to end the battle peacefully is a miracle.”
Marisa grinned. “Bet it’s because of your mad womanizing powers. Even a god can’t resist you, ze.”
“I don’t think there’s anyone he can’t make a deal with,” Aya added.
“Shrine maidens, witches, ghosts, hell ravens, gods… you’re really something, aren’t you?” Nitori said.
“I suppose you have your own Yukari now,” Reimu said. “Now you’ll know how I… feel…”
Youmu looked around. “Speaking of which, doesn’t Yukari-sama usually come out of hibernation for Hanami?”
“She’s never missed it, I hear,” Byakuren said.
Marisa poked Reimu’s cheek. “Ohoho, so ‘ya finally admit you miss Yukari sometimes over-”
*WHACK*
“Owiee…” Marisa said, covering the bandage that suddenly appeared on her head after Reimu whacked it.
“Perhaps she’ll come out later,” I suggested. “For now, we should get back to focusing on Seiga-”
“Aw, c’mon dude, you seriously think you can get out of your first post-incident party?” Marisa said. “And it’s the first day of Hanami, too! We’re gonna have a big, fat celebration for the Ace Detective who stopped a god on the first day of Spring!”
Nitori pulled out a remote and deactivated a cloak surrounding six large kegs of sake and an assortment of Hanami food. Reimu then got up, went over to the sliding door, threw it open and shouted “alright, everyone, get ‘yer asses over here!”
I glanced at Maruki in the cell, who probably felt the same feeling I did as girls tried to cram through the door all at once.
Outside, I became a celebrity detective to be loved, and recognized, after a lonely childhood where I was passed from home to home, a bastard child whose existence was a scandal, and with no real family to call my own.
But that lonely life was now almost preferable to this room which was soon to be ripe with the stench of drunk, rude bitches, all fixated on me.
Notes:
One thing I regret about Alola! is playing the Worf Effect too hard and not realizing how powerful most of these Touhou characters truly are. Canonically, any one of the youkai sages could probably dunk on Necrozma like the Demi-Fiend on a Goomba, so I wanted to use this story and the more serious tone that crossing over Persona brings with it to build them up as the mysterious, playful and cryptic figures they're shown to be canonically, who can move mountains and worlds when pressed, such as Okina easily defeating Maruki at the height of his power. Notably, I've been keeping Yukari out of the story, shifting most of her stereotypical fanon behaviors as well as her canon personality and roles onto other characters where it makes sense.
As far as the dragons go, I wanted to deviate a bit from the usual portrayal of the Hakurei Border's creation story. Saying anything more now would bring spoilers, but it will make more sense as the story unfolds and their identities are slowly revealed.
About 80% of this chapter was written on planes going to and from Phoenix, where I was last week visiting family. There was much beer drinking, Cactus League baseball, bikers at Cave Creek, and me being subjected to my brother's Haru-tier driving skills.
Chapter 65: The Shrine on the Mountain
Chapter Text
Morgana
Rushing up the mountainside under the starry sky and crescent moon, I couldn’t help but feel the same sort of thrill that I got discovering and tearing through palaces.
We’d already done the research. Futaba provided the coordinates of the shrine, Ren figured out a hiking path on Google Maps. All that was left to do was run up the path, through the woods, and around rocks and shrubs, until eventually I reached the mysterious Hakurei Shrine.
I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I’m quite proud of my skills as a thief. After all, that’s what I was literally created from the hopes of humanity to do: gather tricksters and take on distorted hearts with style. And while I had the shape of a cat, I was no mere housecat. I mean, how many other cats do you know who can eat onions or throw darts?! And besides, now that we were out of business as Phantom Thieves, what better way to keep my- er, our skills fresh than by investigating alleged paranormal things such as this?
It took an hour or so of dashing through the woods outside Ren’s home, but I knew I was close when two things happened. First, I smelled something unusual nearby. It was distinct from a palace, but there was no doubt that whatever it was, it was the real deal, as reality was distorting around it. Then I found a chain link, barbed-wire fence with prominent NO TRESPASSING signs on it. To anyone else, a warning to stay away; to a thief, a challenge of the highest caliber. Finding a hole in the fence, I jumped through, and followed the scent to its source.
After a couple minutes, I found it: a long set of stone stairs leading up the hill, atop which was an old, decrepit shrine, shadowed by the trees and in great disrepair. The smell was strong here, especially as I approached the main building. The door was rotten and riddled with holes, so I simply slinked on through. Inside, there was dust, debris, and walls lined with graffiti. It was dark and eerie, so much so that Makoto would probably start having a panic attack if she were here with me, while Haru would probably try politely asking for the ghosts to come out so she could talk to them.
I could feel a distortion here, but again, it wasn’t like a palace distortion, so I wasn’t totally sure how to cross over from reality, if that was even possible. I will admit, a “border between fantasy and reality” wasn’t the sort of thing Master meant for me to be able to cross, but I also knew I had never gotten anywhere by not taking risks and challenging the impossible. So I just poked around, exploring the place and collecting intel. It was a quiet night, and even the animals were avoiding this place, as there was not a single sound coming from anything nearby except myself.
Venturing into a closet, I sniffed around, trying to find some way of crossing that barrier. That’s when it happened: I could feel myself being pulled into another reality, just like when I entered a palace. The closet remained the same, dark and isolated, but now there were items inside, including shoes and what appeared to be multiple shrine maiden outfits.
Most of all, though, there was noise. A lot of it.
I peeked out of the closet, and what I saw was shocking: the dark, eerie room was now brightly lit, and full of girls in all kinds of dresses drinking lots of booze and making a ruckus.
“MREOW?!?” I wasn’t expecting a crowd to show up all of a sudden, but now that I was across the barrier, I just had to keep exploring. So, I quietly and stealthily made my way through the room, avoiding the maid who was slinging knives into a dartboard (poorly), a green-haired priestess stumbling around slurring gibberish, and a black-haired girl singing Song of the Volga Boatmen in Russian very loudly and horribly off-key.
It seemed like the girl’s night out from Hell, at least until two faces caught my eye. The first was behind a set of bars and was being accosted by small girls with fairy wings who-
…hold on, that looked like… was that Dr. Maruki??? What was he doing here? Did he survive the collapse of his palace?! And… over to the other side was…
“C’mon, won’tchu sleep with me tonigh- *hic*”
“Go home, Kaguya, you’re drunk.”
“I cannot refuse a meal set before me!”
“Huh- what???”
There was no doubt: that was Goro Akechi, over whom a long-haired girl whose clothes were starting to fall off lurched. So… that other Akechi was right, the real one was still…
…I shook my head. I couldn’t process these revelations over the loud, drunken antics going on. I dashed toward the exit, over a passed-out orange-haired girl with horns, and slipped outside.
Once out on the front porch, I took a moment to catch my breath before sitting down. The sounds of the party were still behind me, but once I settled down, I looked around, and the scenery was breathtaking: scores of cherry blossoms in full bloom. A bright, starry sky with galaxies and nebulas, with none of the light pollution of the city. A sprawled-out valley with a lake reflecting the moon and sky. All around, haunting, yet beautiful, otherworldly cries.
My eyes widened, and I gazed out in awe. This… this had to be Gensokyo.
A few moments later, a pink-haired lady with a tabard and a green skirt came out onto the porch, and sat next to me. “Sheesh,” she said. “Reimu can’t manage her guests at all. No wonder no one comes up to worship the shrine’s god, and leave donations behind.”
I looked at the woman, and she certainly had a peculiar appearance, with her odd hair color, fully-bandaged right arm, hair buns, and a dress which was somehow hag-like and not hag-like at the same time. She herself didn’t seem old, but also clearly wasn’t a young lady. She was somewhere in between, those years where you’re a little older, a little wiser, but still charming. “Hm,” I went, confident she couldn’t hear me. “Well, she isn’t Lady Ann, but I will admit she’s charming and beautiful in her own way.”
She turned to me and smiled. “Well, thank you, Mr. Kitty.”
…
“GRK!” I jumped back, tail puffed-up. “WHA- how did you-”
She chuckled. “Ohoho, you don’t assume an old hermit like me would be able to understand animals? I talk to my pets all the time at my home.”
“I, er…” I wasn’t expecting this. A person who could understand me, without having been to the Metaverse? How is that possible?
“I mean… who are you?” I asked
She stood up. “I am Kasen Ibaraki, a great Sage of Gensokyo. A youkai like you should know my name, after all.”
“I-I’M NOT A YOUKAI!” I protested. “I am Morgana! And of course I don’t know you, I’m not from around here!”
“...oh?” She sat back down. “What do you mean you’re ‘not from around here?’”
“I came here to investigate the rumors about the Hakurei Shrine,” I said. “Then I ended up in this place.” I chuckled. “Seems like I can cross that barrier between fantasy and reality after all!”
“Hmm…” Kasen thought. “I see. A cat-like creature who can cross the Hakurei Border as he pleases… as a sage, I should consider you a grave threat, yet I also don’t sense any malicious intent in you. For sure, you’re no ordinary cat.”
“I’m not a cat,” I said. “I am Morgana!”
She smiled. “Heh, stubborn little thing, aren’t you?”
The door slid open again, and a girl in an… interesting shrine maiden outfit came out. “Geez,” she sighed. “What is it about booze that turns those people into stupid, rude slobs?”
“You’re one to talk,” Kasen said. “You’re one of the worst drunks I know.”
The girl looked around, then down at me. “Hm? A cat?”
“I am not a cat!” I protested.
“Geh,” she groaned. “ Another youkai?”
“AND I’M NOT A YOUKAI!! I AM MORGANA!”
“Noisy little thing, aren’t you?” she said.
“I- I mean, shouldn’t you be freaking out at a talking cat? Not that I’m a cat!”
“You expect me to think a talking cat is weird?” she said. “Must I remind you that I’m Reimu Hakurei, the shrine maiden?” She paused. “...wait, hold on…” She knelt down, picked me up, and held me in front of her.
“...have I seen you somewhere before?” she asked.
I thought for a moment, then I realized: she introduced herself as Reimu Hakurei. That was the name of the strange girl who was in Maruki’s Palace, first when we freed Sumire, then when we fought Maruki himself. She looked a little different - I recalled her having black hair instead of brown - but she sounded the same, and felt the same too. She had some kind of aura which was… lazy and yet tough.
“...mreow?”
She put me down. “Well, whatever. Maybe I’m just breathing in all the sake vapor.” She went back inside.
I looked at Kasen. “She seems rather…”
“That’s Reimu Hakurei,” she explained. “She keeps the order here in Gensokyo. Although, she can be a bit of a gruff, lazy boor, as you’ve just seen.”
Reimu came back out a minute later, holding a dish with cut-up fish on it. “Here,” she said, setting it down. “Maybe you’ll stay out of trouble if I give you some.”
I sniffed the plate, and it… “...it’s delicious?!”
“I thought you didn’t have enough of a food budget for that,” Kasen said as I ate.
“I mean, animals come to the shrine all the time,” Reimu shrugged. “Gotta have something for them, you know.”
“But then they keep coming back,” Kasen said, “just like all the freeloader youkai you play host to.”
“Like you?”
“Er-” Kasen got huffy. “I’m just here to make sure you’re doing your job!”
“Yeah, sure, let’s go with that.” Reimu looked down at me. “So, Morgana, huh? Where’d you come from?”
“Supposedly, from Outside,” Kasen explained. “He claims he can freely cross the Barrier.”
“...oh?” Reimu looked at me again, this time with more of a glare. “Is that so? You think you can just waltz right through the delicate barrier between fantasy and reality keeping this place together, is that right, Mr. Kitty-cat?”
“I told you I’m not some ordinary cat!” I protested. “I am Mor-”
*nyaaa*
I turned around, and saw a strange black cat with two tails and a red belly come up from behind. It jumped up, walked over and… well, rubbing its face against my fur.
“Mr-mrow?” I was confused. I looked like a cat, but truth be told, I didn’t know much about fellow felines. I didn’t even know if this was a boy or girl cat. So, uh, I just, kinda returned the favor, I guess? If nothing else, it was being friendly, and very affectionate too, as though it were-
*BOMF*
“Wh-whoa!” Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke, and the next thing I knew I was in the arms of a red-haired girl with twin braids and cat ears.
“Yay, I found a friend!” she chirped.
“Uh-huh, sure,” Reimu said, flatly. “If you want booze, Orin, I’m pretty sure everyone drank it already.”
Orin shook her head. “Oh, no, I’m here because Satori-sama sent me to pick up Okuu.”
“Oh, right, she’s here isn’t-”
At that moment, three people flung open the door and stumbled out, including the singing black-haired girl and two blondes. All of them reeked of bad sake.
“Ahahaha, I feel great,” said the one with the pointy hat. “Like I could use the power of the Sun itself! *hic*”
“Oh, azz if!” said the other blonde, with a hairband. “You wouldn’t know a solar reaction if it bit ‘ye on the ass! *hic*”
“You magicins’ know shit ‘bout solar reactionzz!” said the black-haired girl. “Okuu creates suns from nothing.”
“That’zz impozzible, there’s gotta be components, ‘ye Bolshevik bozo!”
“Oh, that’zz it! Okuu make goulash out of black-white!”
“No can do, birdbrain! She’z mine to fight with!”
“Luv *hic* Sign: Master-”
“Greh…” Reimu sighed.
WHOMP PUNCH WHACK THWACK
“...what was that?” I said, looking at Reimu in between all three of the drunks flat on their faces, limbs sprawled out.
“Ooooh, watch where you’re pointing that thing, girlfriend!” she smirked, looking down at them. “You could have really hurt someone!”
“As if! You threw them all flat on the ground!” Kasen complained.
Orin put me down, left, then came back with a cart, which she loaded the black-haired girl into as the latter groaned. “Unyuuuu…”
“Geez,” Orin sighed. “Spirit of a Russian, liver of a preschooler.” She then trotted back into the night.
Reimu turned back to the blondes. “Haah, what am I going to do about you two?” She sighed. “Guess I’ll just have to lay out a couple more beds tonight…”
At that moment, the door opened up yet again. It was Akechi, with a bunny-eared girl under one arm and the long-haired girl over his shoulder, both wasted beyond belief with spinny-eyes and blabbering drunken nonsense.
“Going home already?” Kasen asked.
“The party will be over by the time I return,” Akechi replied. “I just wanted to get these two back before they lost any more of their clothes.”
“You sure you can carry two girls at once?”
“They’re not that heavy,” he commented. “Somehow, I feel just a little bit stronger and more motivated after a couple drinks.” He then… levitated into the air, still carrying them, and flew into the night, shouting “let’s talk again tomorrow!”
…was that really Akechi? He seemed like a different person just now… not least because he was fucking flying.
“I’ll go inside and help carry the rest out, along with what few other sober people are in there,” Kasen said.
“You do that,” Reimu said. She looked at me, touching my tail. “I want to have a word with this one.”
“Oh, okay…”
“So,” Reimu said, eating the last of the hanami sweets, while I sat across the floor. “You can come and go through the Barrier, is that right?”
“I suppose,” I said. “But, more importantly, you’re Seraph, aren’t you?”
Reimu thought for a moment, then pointed up. “...oh yeah, aren’t you that short, mascot guy who led those kids against Dr. Maruki in my dream? Morgana, right?”
“Er, well, yeah,” I said. “I mean, how did you get there to begin with?”
“Some hag was sending my Dream Body there,” she said. “We actually met her today, because she was causing an incident, throwing the seasons out of whack. He managed to pacify her somehow, and that drunken mess was the hanami celebration and everyone congratulating Goro on his first incident solved.”
I clenched my teeth. “I mean, I just… so many questions! What’s a Dream Body? How’d Akechi and Maruki get here to begin with?”
Reimu ate another sweet. “It’s a long story, and they’ll probably give you the full story later. Short version: Goro was doing something with you guys in a cruise ship place, got separated, and ended up here when the place exploded.”
That… wasn’t quite right, but then again I doubt Akechi would be willing to share with her the truth. “Okay, and Maruki? What happened after his Palace collapsed?”
“I stopped him from jumping off a cliff,” she said. “Then we came back here and I locked him up for threatening the Barrier. Ever since then, I’ve been making him do work around here, although the fairies like to get in his way.”
“Okay, alright,” I nodded. “And, obviously, you know about the Metaverse?”
“Of course I do, Goro’s been leading us through places called Fortresses, which are a lot like your Palaces, including a big tower called Ethos in the center of it all, like your guy’s Mementos.”
Okay, wait. So, not only did Akechi survive his encounter with his cognitive double in Shido’s Palace, but he’s been leading girls into the Metaverse taking on a phenomenon similar to the Palaces, to Mementos? I…
…I honestly felt like a simp.
“But yeah, getting back on topic,” Reimu said. “How can you cross the Barrier? No normal being should be able to do so. It separates Gensokyo from the Outside, and allows things people no longer believe in to thrive here.”
“Well, obviously, I’m no normal being,” I said. “I was born from the hopes and dreams of humanity, I’ll have you know. It’s my duty to enter the cognitive world and correct distortions, to guide humans back onto the right path by giving them hope and courage to do the right thing. That means I can flow seamlessly in and out of cognitive realms at will. I heard about Gensokyo, and its ‘barrier between fantasy and reality’ and figured I should be able to pass through it just the same, especially since Ren’s house is just a short hike from here.”
“Ren?” Reimu asked.
“You probably know him better as Joker,” I said.
Reimu shook her head. “No, I think I know who Ren is. Goro often speaks of him. They were good friends.”
“Indeed…”
“Anyway,” Reimu continued, “you can cross the Barrier. But, you don’t strike me as suspicious, just a curious little cat…like thing. So, I’ll let you come here under some conditions.”
“Oh, are we making a deal?” I said excitedly.
“I suppose. First, everything that transpires here stays inside the Barrier. No giving out explicit details to Outsiders, and certainly don’t tell anyone of Goro or Maruki. Second, you cannot talk around the normal villagers. Youkai and gods are fine, but if a regular human hears you speak, they’ll lose their shit.”
“I was surprised anyone could understand me at all,” I said. “Normally, only those who hear me in the Metaverse can understand me in the real world too. To everyone else, I just sound like a noisy cat.”
“Well, obviously, that wouldn’t be true here if Kasen and Orin understood you, since neither has been to that place. We have a saying that common sense doesn’t exist in Gensokyo, so that might be why everyone can hear you talk.”
I thought for a moment, then said, “ah, I see. So, if people around here are used to hearing cats talk, then that means they all can understand me?” I chuckled. “Nyahahaheow! It’s a change in cognition!”
“Er… something like that,” she said.
I scratched myself. “Still… another Metaverse incident, and in this place? I kinda wanna check it out myself sometime, but…”
Reimu got up. “Well, we can continue this chat some other time, I have to finish cleaning up. I’m usually away from the shrine most days, but unless there’s an incident or a party I’m usually here in the evening. And if you want to speak with Goro, well… his schedule’s kind of all over the place, since the shopkeeper makes him work mornings, and then his afternoons are mostly taken up by him running around doing deals and missions for us.”
“That’s okay,” I said. “I’m just glad that he seems to be doing well, taking care of you ladies.”
Reimu blushed. “Oh, well, yes, right.”
We saw Dr. Maruki go by with both of the blondes under his arms. “Oh, right, I never got their names.”
“Alice and Marisa,” Reimu said. “And, yes, the same Marisa you saw that other time. She’s my friend, and Gensokyo’s other main incident resolver.”
“Really?” I asked. “She, uh…”
“You think she’s bad drunk, wait till you meet her sober,” Reimu grinned. “She’ll probably try to ‘borrow’ you and make you her familiar or something.”
Suddenly, a trapdoor under me opened. “Nyah!!”
“Reimu, I wanna bedtime story!” one of the fairies from earlier asked.
“Alright, alright,” Reimu sighed. It seemed everyone was packing in for the night, so I took my leave. I went back to the same closet, and managed to return to the outside world easily; I figured that as long as I wasn’t being observed I could go to and fro. Walking back down the mountain, my mind raced, as I had just confirmed Gensokyo existed, there was a whole new Metaverse incident afoot, Akechi and Maruki were alive, and I had just forged my own confidant, just like Ren used to.
…I just hoped they all would be okay with Akechi, considering what he did, and what he was like.
Chapter 66: The Sword Pulled from the Stone
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/22
Goro
Today, we were going to start investigating Seiga. This time for sure. There definitely wasn’t going to be another incident, and no more having to carry drunk girls back to their house (I could still easily recall the look on Eirin’s face when I came in and requested help getting them into the bath).
As I walked near the temple, I reflected on what had transpired yesterday. A hidden Sage, coming out of the shadows and asserting her dominance, and recruiting me as a confidant. As for her purpose, I still wasn’t certain. Given my life experience, and certainly my experience being used as a murderous puppet of the antisocial force, I was naturally leery of the prospect of potentially being made into someone’s useful idiot again, just an insignificant piece in a twisted game. Certainly, Okina hit many of those vibes, being a goddess who could easily defeat powerful fighters like Reimu, Marisa and Aya, and then took an interest in me and offered a partnership, seemingly without unsavory strings attached. I trusted almost no one in the best of circumstances before, and even now I was still skeptical of when people seemingly weren’t showing their true intentions.
On the other hand, her stepping in and stopping Dr. Maruki from destroying Gensokyo had to be born from genuine concern and sense of duty. She also wasn’t lying, as I knew what lying looked and sounded like, not that I was one to talk. And she seemed sincere with her offer of potential Outside trips. Sure, I had no intention of ever living there again, but I had to admit the allure of an occasional visit was hard to pass up. In any case, she was in my orbit to stay, and I knew that I had to try and make the best of it.
Once I came to a suitable clearing, I drew the whistle, put it to my lips, and blew lightly. It gave a slight, high-pitched sound as I blew. At first, I wasn’t sure if I was doing it right, so I tried it again-
“My my, once is enough, wouldn’t you agree?”
I turned around to see Miko right behind me. “How did you get there??”
“Wherever there is a crack, I can emerge from it,” she explained. “Such is the skill of a hermit.”
I gave her a look, to which she replied, “...no, I came from that tree over there.”
“Ah, sorry,” I said.
She smiled. “Anyway, you have called upon my aid today. What is it that you desire? No, wait… I can already hear it. I can hear… different hearts than what you had the last time we met. Different possibilities. How curious. How is it that you can wield so many hearts, and change them so quickly and completely?”
I shook my head. “What can you tell me about Seiga Kaku?”
…she froze up.
“Seiga… Kaku…”
“That is who I am presently investigating,” I said. “A wicked hermit who commits heinous acts, but is that all she is, or is there more to her story?”
Miko was silent.
“We made a deal, did we not?” I asked harshly. “Won’t you tell me?’
She stayed silent for a second, before saying “...why don’t we continue this discussion in a more suitable place?” She looked at the crack in the tree she had come from. “It’s not often that an outsider is invited into my realm.”
“So you are inviting me to your home?” I asked.
“There isn’t much, it is the home of hermits after all, but it will suffice,” she said.
“Well then, alright.” I followed her through the crack, which she widened with her arms to allow passage.
Inside the crack was… an interesting location, to say the least. It was misty, with no sky visible, and filled with tall, rocky mountains and spires. At the top of one of these spires, the one nearest to us, was a golden-roofed temple.
“This place is…”
“Welcome to the sealed world of the hermits, Senaki.” Miko looked up. “And that is the Divine Spirit Mausoleum. You know how to fly, correct? Then getting up there should be easy. One could say you’ve taken your first step toward becoming a hermit yourself.”
“Ah, yes,” I replied. I jumped into the air and flew right up to the top.
Once at the top, the only other people there were Futo, and a lady in a green dress with a ghostly tail. Miko came up behind me, cape twirling, and touched down.
“Sorry for leaving on such short notice,” Miko said. “I have brought with me a guest.”
Futo ran up to us. “HARK! We meet again, Akechi-dono!”
“Oh, no need to be formal,” I said.
“Tis the truth! I have heard about your triumph over the hidden sage who unbalanced the seasons, and your destruction of the youkai’s liquor!”
I sighed. “I’m never going to get past that one, am I?”
The other lady chuckled. “I’ve heard about you as well,” she said, before bowing. “I am Soga no Tojiko, but you can just call me Tojiko.”
Miko smiled. “What a surprise, you’re not usually this nice to guests.”
“Ah well, this is Akechi-san we are talking about,” Tojiko said. “But, since you seem to prefer my usual way of greeting guests…” She then scowled at me. “Hey, punk, what the hell are you doing here?”
“I was invited here by Miko personally,” I said. “You could call it a business trip.”
“I see.” Futo and Tojiko stepped aside. “Well, make yourself at home as much as you can, although this is a Taoist temple, so a mortal such as you might not find much comfort.”
“I do not mind,” I said.
Inside the temple, Miko instructed me to sit down. From the balcony where we were, I could look out toward the misty, moss-covered mountains. It really was a scene straight out of old Chinese legends, the kinds where there were monks training on the rocks and summits, serene yet capable of tearing a truck in half and throwing kamehameha waves.
…okay, maybe I watched a little bit too much Dragon Ball growing up.
“Please excuse me,” Miko said. “I will still make you some tea, as a cherished guest.”
“Splendid,” I said. I waited for a few moments, before Miko returned with a cup of tea, and set it down in front of me. “Us hermits require no physical nourishment, but we still appreciate a cup of tea every now and then.”
I blew on it before sipping it. “I have been able to sample all kinds of tea since I came here. Quality tea, too, not the insipid bottled and instant swill which I was forced to rely on in Tokyo.”
“Japan has changed quite a lot since my time,” Miko commented. “In some ways for the better, but in many ways for the worse. I’m told that most of the populace endures crushing work schedules, and the population is aging, as fewer and fewer kids come into the world, and move to cities or even other countries in search for a better quality of life. Me and Seiga were Taoist, but we knew Taoism wasn’t effective for ruling a country, so we sought to tame it by introducing Buddhism, then waiting for Japan to outgrow it. Over a thousand years later, my feats passed into legend, and I awakened in Gensokyo, right underneath the lair of one of my oldest adversaries, and denied the chance to make Japan a great country again.”
I groaned. “I understand your sentiment, but please don’t say any variation of ‘make a country great again’ around me. There is a highly controversial politician who used that slogan, plus ‘Make Japan Great Again’ was more or less Shido’s slogan.”
“From what little I’ve heard of that man, I wouldn’t hesitate to incinerate him where he stood,” she said.
“You don’t know the half of his atrocities,” I commented. “For one, he ordered the assassination of a cognitive researcher, then had his goons read her daughter a fake suicide note blaming it on her.” I looked down. “That is the kind of evil which is allowed to thrive in the absence of detectives like myself. It was in the process of me trying to bust his conspiracy open that I got into an accident which sent me here.”
“Indeed,” she smiled. “And you have already proven your worth by solving a great incident. I’m certain you will achieve even greater heights here in Gensokyo.” She sipped her tea, then lightly sighed.
“Is something the matter?” I asked.
“Well, it’s just… lately, so much has happened. Actually, ever since you came here it appears as though people have begun acting oddly, and some force is affecting their desires. Many desires have become… distorted, is what I would call it, as though they subconsciously desired one thing but their conscious minds suppressed it. Then, some people have their desires brought closer to the surface suddenly, as though a compelling force made them have an epiphany. I did not think much of it at first, until it happened to Futo.”
“Oh?” I wondered, wanting to hear the results of Futo’s change of heart.
“Futo is normally a sweet, if silly and air headed girl. So when she came up to me the other day and accosted me about my relationship with Seiga in a way which was highly uncharacteristic of her, and also related to me her pent-up frustrations and how she felt like she couldn’t express them, I was caught off-guard, and couldn’t give her an effective answer. Later, I thought about it, and I realized that all of these ‘changes of heart’ only started to occur around the time the mysterious group calling themselves the ‘Day Breakers’ appeared and claimed to ‘steal the hearts of corrupt individuals.’ A group of vigilantes, for sure, whose known targets include one of the daitengu and, well… her. I also felt it odd that Gensokyo’s incident resolvers aren’t acknowledging their presence and influence…” She looked up. “...that is, not unless they were somehow complicit.”
“What are you suggesting?” I asked.
“I just think it’s odd that you, someone with many hearts, appears out of nowhere, recruits many of Genoskyo’s biggest figures and also brings their hearts and desires to the surface, and for the Day Breakers to appear right at the same time. Naturally, I can only assume that you are somehow linked with them, if not actually part of them. Every one of your associates have had their desires affected and turned away from this strange distortion. And you made a deal with me because you wanted to use my ability to read hearts to root out distorted desires and fix them, is that correct?”
“I only want to punish criminals, and in the process heal wounded hearts,” I responded. “A distorted heart isn’t necessarily an evil one, it just means that a person has lost touch with their true self. And Seiga Kaku’s heart has become quite distorted over the centuries indeed.”
“Distorted…” Miko took a sip. “You know, Seiga was the one who taught me Taoism, proposed the idea of using Buddhism to tame the populace, and showed me the secrets of achieving immortality, but… in the act of becoming a hermit, the poisons destroyed my body and forced me to become a shikaisen. I always assumed she wanted me to become a strong leader who could rule over Japan forever and be an icon to the populace, and I became obsessed with that idea. Ever since reawakening, however, I’ve become less of that. She was never there to really support my efforts, just sort of provide the ideas, but I owe a lot to her. Still, she is mostly concerned with her own self-interest. She often describes her life as a hermit as a constant battle, not just physically against her would-be assassins, but against the natural system itself. An arena where only the strongest, such as herself, come out on top…”
A moment after she finished her sentence, a wave of distortion hit, and I knew we were getting sent to the Metaverse.
“Gah!” Miko held her head. “What is this feeling? I…” The world twisted and bent, and Miko’s quiet, peaceful temple slowly gave way to the rowdy cries of a crowd. Bright lights shone down from above, and when we looked back up…
“...wha… what is… where are we?? How did we get here?” She might have asked that, but I couldn’t really hear her, because right now, we were sitting on a row of metal bleachers, surrounded by tens of thousands of shadows of all different shapes and sizes, throwing popcorn, hot dogs and beer into the air, shaking foam fingers, and shouting at the wrestling ring in the center. Said ring was surrounded by jumbotrons on the walls, harsh stage lights focused in, and featured two figures duking it out, one of which wore a green, ragged cape whose head split into a mouth with sharp teeth, and the other, a Lilim trying to bull-rush it. The caped figure, who the jumbotron referred to as ‘Vayu’, effortlessly dodged her attacks before retaliating with a strong wind attack, knocking her out instantly. The crowd got up and cheered, celebrating his victory.
“And that is a knockout win for Vayu!” came a voice. A figure in a suit with a microphone came around.. It was Shadow Seiga. The yellow eyes were a dead giveaway.
“Seiga?” Miko said. “What is she… I mean, what is this…”
“That was a great fight,” she said to Vayu. “Do you have anything to say to the audience?”
“That opponent was far too predictable,” Vayu replied. “You cannot win by simply charging headlong into battle. I desire an opponent who can match my grace and wit.”
“Mmh, you may be right!” Shadow Seiga said. “Being a buff badass isn’t enough if you don’t have any sort of skill to go with it!” She turned back to the audience. “Well, folks, what about you? Do you think you can meet Vayu’s challenge?”
The crowd cheered, with some standing up and boasting while we kept a low profile.
“Ah, it seems like there’s plenty of people here who’d be willing to give you a smackdown!”
“Let’s see them try,” Vayu dared.
“Alright. Let’s see… which one of you is going to be his opponent…” Shadow Seiga looked around while drone cameras deployed from above, prowling the stands for a suitable opponent while the jumbo screens displayed their feed. One camera hovered over to our section, looked around for a bit, then…
“Uh… what?” Miko said, as the camera pointed at her, and suddenly all the screens filled up with her face.
“Ohoho, what’s this? Folks, it looks like we have a real contender here!” The camera grew an arm, plucked Miko right up, and carried her over to the ring. Thinking quickly, I shot my grappling hook at the overhead catwalks and dramatically swung my way over, flipping up atop one of the lights right as Miko was plopped down onto the ring.
“Ow!” Rubbing her head, she struggled to get up onto her own feet.
“And here we are!” Shadow Seiga called out. “The one, the only, the Crown Prince herself, Toyosatomimi no Miko!” The crowd went wild with cheers, ready to see Miko get torn to shreds.
Miko turned to face her. “Seiga-san… what is going on here?”
Shadow Seiga looked at her and smiled. “It’s been a while, hasn’t it, Miko-chan? Over a thousand years I had waited for your resurrection, only to be easily defeated by a bunch of weaklings, and then you’ve spent the six years since then preaching about how you would protect Gensokyo’s humans…” She gave a disgusting, haughty chortle. “Ohoho, seems you haven’t learned anything. I suppose you would have been better off letting the cinnabar kill you.”
“Wha- what do you mean?? What is this place?! Why… I… I don’t understand…”
“This is exactly what I mean!” Seiga replied. “This world is a cruel place, kill or be killed. I figured that out early on, but you just don’t get it. I came to you and suggested uniting the country under Buddhism, knowing that you had a thirst for ruling over the populace and controlling them to prevent conflict and strife, even if it meant stamping out free will. Because let’s face it: humans can’t be responsible, they will rip each other to shreds before they die a natural death. All the more reason that us hermits are superior, or so I thought. I hoped you’d grow out of that little power fantasy of yours upon realizing how weak you truly were even with your talents, but no, you keep holding onto that delusion, and look where it’s gotten you, your face under the heel of that lazy shrine maiden’s boot.” She grinned evilly. “And now I get to see you fail to become a celestial, forever!”
The crowd cheered once more, calling for blood. Miko tried to swing at Seiga, but fell down before she could strike. I realized that, as a shikaisen, she wouldn’t last long here in the Metaverse, but I had neither the time nor the ability to get her out quickly.
“No, I’m not… Seiga, why would you…”
“Are you going to let her break you down like that?!” I shouted at her. “That being before you is who Seiga Kaku is really like. She’s no friend, she’s only been using you! You’re the legendary crown prince, and yet you’re just going to give up?!? Stand up to her and fight back, dammit!”
“Akechi-kun… I…”
“He’s right, you know. She’s right, too. You really are a failure of a leader.”
Suddenly, the world went black, and I found myself standing again.
“Who was that?” I asked.
“You really are hopeless,” said the voice, which sounded like my own. “Able to hear the hearts of others, and yet so deaf to your own.” I turned around, and saw a figure in shadow resembling me. “Tell me… why is it that you wanted to become a hermit?”
“I…” I choked on my words. “What are you?”
“I am you,” she replied. “The other you buried deep within, the you who yearns to be a righteous and just leader.” She shook her head. “Are you sure you became a hermit for righteous reasons? To challenge the assumption that humans had to die while the world never changes?” She swept her hand. “Bullshit! You just want to become a tyrannical God who rules over the fearful, ignorant masses, and Seiga was damn well aware of that fact. She manipulated you into becoming a corrupt, wicked ruler because she could.”
I stepped back. “No… that’s not true… I truly want to-”
“I am the administrator born of the collective human unconscious. The God of Control, Yaldabaoth.”
I jumped back. “What was that??”
“The voice of a true tyrant,” the other me explained. “A being whose sentiments you echo.”
“The administrator must guide mankind toward proper development. And now that the foolishness of man has been proven, it is the administrator’s duty to purge them.”
“What… I would never kill innocent humans though!” I pleaded.
“The foolish masses merely spread indolent thoughts, and force the progress of society backward. If left to humanity, the world would slowly meet its demise. Rehabilitation is impossible now.”
Indolent thoughts, regression, demise… the humans I know, they… they would do that without a leader like me, and…
“No! That can’t be. Humans can become higher beings if they try, right?”
“Indeed, there are many upstanding citizens. However, they merely take the sole path before them. The act of making decisions is accompanied by nothing but pain. Even if a cliff of ruin lay ahead, these lemmings would march onward without a second thought.”
I knelt down. “No… humanity… can become…”
“You can’t argue these truths because you yourself hold them,” my other self chided. “Humans, youkai, it doesn’t really matter. They need a strong, confident leader to follow or else they will drown this world in discord and destruction, but that leader must also inspire them to become enlightened beings. Humans have that spark, but few are willing to ignite it on their own. Now tell me: will you be the one to ignite that spark in the weak and oppressed, or will you continue to further your doomed quest to control them for your own self-gain?”
I thought about her words… my words. I always realized Seiga was selfish, but I did truly see her as a friend. But was it true, did she push me off the cliff and into the dark pit of megalomania? Did I let my own fear of death and discord affect my actions as the Crown Prince? Was the weight of such a legend causing me to grow proud with control? Did the Buddhists seal me because they saw me for the possessive and tyrannical demon I truly was?
…no. I was no demon. I was born to guide the masses through the ravages of the world and through the temptations and wickedness of those who slither in the dark. I became a hermit for selfish reasons, but that didn’t mean I couldn’t use my longevity and centuries of knowledge, combined with my unparalleled skill, to lead and inspire a whole new generation, some of whom had the potential to become great leaders themselves. But I had to be that light for them, as evil forces would be all too willing to lead them astray if no one stepped up to guide them.
“I see,” the other me said. “I have heard your thoughts. You desire to right the wrongs of your past, and cut through the wicked forces standing in your way. But are you truly ready to make those sacrifices?”
“I am the Crown Prince,” I said, determined. “I was born to make sacrifices.”
She crossed her arms. “Excellent…” She then disappeared, and I was quickly overcome by a wracking pain all over my body.
“Nnngh! Gehh! Aaaaah!” I gripped my head in pain, collapsed to the ground, and struggled to resist the forces tearing at my flesh.
“A king cannot lead his men if they have no faith in him, if he is not willing to lead them into battle, and if he is not willing to die for them. A king who wants his country to become prosperous and righteous must not be afraid to confront evil wherever it hides, wherever it disguises itself as good, wherever it might be the easy path. I am thou, thou art I. Now, take up your sword from the stone, raise it into the air, and receive the power to change this world from God Himself!”
A mask, like part of a European Medieval helmet, appeared on my face. Instinctively, I grasped it, and began to pull it off. It hurt so much, blood was dripping from my eyes, but I was compelled to do it. With one swift motion, I tore it off, screamed into the air, and became surrounded in blue flame.
When the flames died down, I looked down to see Miko: perched atop a mighty, silver steed with a brown mane and draped in armor, Miko herself was suited up like a Medieval king, sword in hand and the insignia of her family emblazoned across her breast.
She looked up, grinning wickedly and pointing her sword at Shadow Seiga. “Heh. I won’t let you win. I’ll show you who the TRUE administrator of this country is, bitch!!” The crowd went nuts, cheering Miko’s name as flames and confetti jets shot out all around.
Shadow Seiga crossed her arms. “Hmph. Well then, let’s see what you can do.” She clapped, summoning two Eligors alongside Vayu. “Let the match begin!”
“...” Vayu seemed to hesitate, before bowing. “My apologies, but I cannot lose!”
“Bring it!” Miko challenged. The two Eligors charged her simultaneously, but she commanded her steed, which I realized was her Persona, to skillfully evade them, before retaliating by charging into them and swinging her blade for a Swift Strike, knocking them down instantly. At this point, Vayu joined the fight and attempted to attack, but she raised her sword and cast a defense buff on herself, dulling the attacks power and simply brushing it off.
“By my sword, I and King Arthur shall strike down all who threaten the weak!” She then whipped out a shotgun and blasted Vayu in the gut, stunning him long enough for a powerful Zionga attack to knock him down. With all foes down, I jumped down, and assisted her with unleashing an All-Out Attack. The Eligors were killed, but Vayu managed to recover and limped off toward the sidelines, conceding defeat.
“I underestimated you,” he said. “You are quite formidable indeed. Join the tournament, and allow us to duel again properly.”
I looked around, and realized Shadow Seiga was gone. In her place, angry Vayu fans came down from the stands and attempted to storm the ring.
“Shit,” I said. “We need to get out of here.” I threw her a spare grappling hook. “Use this, it’ll be our only means of escape!”
“Err… will do!” Still confused as to what was going on, but realizing what she needed to do, she followed my lead, grappling onto the catwalks and escaping out an emergency exit, which turned out to lead to a safe room.
“What is this place?” she asked. “What’s going on? What was that power I was using back there??”
“I will explain once we’re back out,” I said. “The security level’s gone through the roof. We need to escape.” I pulled out my key, making a keyhole materialize over the table. Without hesitation, I shoved it in, returning us to the real world.
“I see,” Miko nodded in between drinks. “So that power was what I had been sensing before, when a person’s desires are close to the surface.”
“Indeed,” I replied. “When a person accepts their shadow as part of themselves, that shadow becomes their power to fight in that world, their Persona. And because I wield many Personas, I possess many hearts.”
We had withdrawn to Geidontei, where we discussed what had occurred in Seiga’s fortress away from Tojiko and Futo’s ears. As usual, the place was filled with older gentlemen, although the pink-haired girl with a whale cap served us our drinks. I thought it odd how no one acknowledged her presence, as though their drinks were simply appearing on the bar out of thin air.
“Heheh,” Miko chuckled. “I could never have imagined that such a world, born from the cognition of the masses, could even exist. All this time, I was sensing these shadows, and your Personas, without knowing what they were.” She slumped, and sighed. “So… that being represents the very depths of Seiga’s filth. I’ve said this before, but she taught me Taoism and helped me formulate my plan to pacify Japan. I always realized that she had wicked desires, but she also seemed to be truly motivated to make Japan a peaceful, yet powerful country, so I was willing to overlook them. Now, however, I realize she has long jumped off the deep end, and if I must stand against her and show her the light again, then so be it.”
“So you still don’t hate her,” I asked.
“I consider her a trusted friend,” she said. “If I don’t correct her and show her the evil of her ways, I would fail as both a friend and as a leader.” She turned to me. “That being said, may I join your cause?”
“We’re already conspirators. With your fighting prowess and ability to detect distorted hearts for us, you would be a fine addition to the team.” I paused. “But you must be willing to work alongside Byakuren, even though you are sword enemies.”
Miko laughed. “Ohoho. She may be a hypocrite, but so am I. Both of us have done selfless and selfish deeds, and I cannot call myself the saint that I’m revered as - I will have to truly earn that title for myself. And if she has resolved to overcome her demons and fight for truth and justice, then I take no issue with working alongside her.”
I offered my hand. “Then, the terms of our deal have been updated. It will be a great pleasure working and fighting at your side, Miko.”
She shook my hand. “Thank you. Let the days of Gensokyo’s strongest and most influential, working together to repel darkness and sin, commence.”
Later that night, I awoke inside the Velvet Room once more. Rika and Lavenza awaited me, as did Igor, tapping his fingers lightly on his desk.
“I see your bonds continue to grow wider and deeper,” Igor mused. “And your circle has grown to include a legend.”
“To think the ‘Crown Prince’ was actually a lady, if one who could pass herself off as a man,” Rika said.
Lavenza produced an Emperor card. “Your bond with Miko, or the Crown Prince Shotoku of legend, represents the Emperor card. A card which desires control of their surroundings, these individuals often find themselves caught on a path which would lead them to become the corrupt people they so detest, and require guidance to accept their flaws and trust others. A leader and ruler whose well-intentioned desires led her dangerously close to becoming like the malevolent being who imprisoned my master and split me in two, you have intervened to guide her and her followers back onto the path of righteousness. Please, for the good of this work and all of us, do take care and responsibility in helping this person become a responsible and humble leader.”
I turned my attention to Rika, who tapped her wrench lightly on one of the fusion tanks. “I’m pretty sure you can fuse that Pegasus with Speed Master now, so why don’tcha come over here and make it real?”
“Certainly,” I nodded.
…
“I am Pegasus. Allow my wings to become your mask and soar high with the gods…”
Rika smiled as she crossed off another entry on her list. “Excellent. You’re really comin’ along now with these fusions. I might have to come up with some real zingers in order to keep challenging you.” She paused, then sighed. “...the cognitive world sure is vast, isn’t it? And human cognition is a powerful, sometimes scary force. I seeing you tear through these fortresses, I realized just how strongly a person’s traumas and sins can manifest into complete and utter monsters, some of which can destroy or rewrite worlds…”
“What are you getting at?” I asked her.
She shook her head. “Your time’s runnin’ out, so I can tell you some other time. For now, I’m working on expanding the range of fusions that you can perform. It seems like there are lots of truly badass Personas which require four, five, six or even more Personas to create. So, to make that a reality, I’ll need you to bring me two more Personas so I can study them. The first is an Anubis with Tetrakarn. Bring one here, and I’ll give you your next task.”
“I understand,” I said, right as the bell rang and the Velvet Room fell away. As it did, and I felt my conscious mind fall away, I thought about Rika’s troubles, and it occurred to me that I never really thought about how she, a seemingly ordinary girl with a knack for machines and who lived in Makai, came to associate with the Velvet Room in the first place. The way she reflected on the terrible power of cognition, it made me suspect that she may have been a victim of it before…
Notes:
In Seattle, it's after 9:30, and I should be getting ready for bed to do fire patrol in Ellensburg tomorrow. Instead, I chose to write this chapter.
Getting through this arc is going to be a slog, in part because coming up with its specifics was, hands-down, the most difficult part of brainstorming this story. Almost everything else from this point onward has been thought out for years, if evolving and tweaked as we speak. But hopefully, I can develop Miko into a strong character for this story, and Seiga into an interesting villain.
Those of you keeping score will realize that a character has been introduced for every Arcana so far except for the Tower. That one won't come until much later in the story. See if you can guess who it is before the Rapture when their introduction will be posted.
Chapter 67: Enemy Mine
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3/23
Goro
Seated across from Yuyuko, surrounded by cherry petals scattering about, I sipped some of the otherworldly tea Youmu had prepared for us.
“Thank you for the tea,” I said. “Still, this is a bit sudden…”
“I wanted to properly congratulate you on your first incident resolved,” she said, “without the distractions of loud girls and alcohol. You’ve certainly come a long way in such a short time, and I owe you favors in particular for helping me break free from the chains of sin inflicted upon me by an unknown adversary.”
“I may have said this before,” I replied, “but we believe that your distortion was, for some reason, weaker than those of our other targets so far. Your past would justify one, of course, but you were still able to swing between being distorted and being fairly normal…”
“What can I say, I’ve always been intelligent and strong-willed,” she said. “And so is Yukari. That is why we have been close friends for centuries…” She paused. “...she has not yet shown herself this season. According to Ran, a couple of days ago she just… vanished. Of course, her going away, often to the Outside, for extended periods of time is not unusual, but the timing of this departure is very strange. She has never missed Hanami in the past, and I had assumed she’d go out of her way to meet you as soon as she could, but alas, she has not. In fact, ever since you came here, it seems as though what passes for normalcy around here has been upended.”
“No doubt because of whoever or whatever is responsible for these distortions,” I said. “Which is why we need to solve this case as soon as possible.”
“Yes.” She got up. “If you don’t mind, there is somewhere I would like to show you.”
“Absolutely,” I said.
Outside, Yuyuko floated up, and I followed her to the base of the Saigyou Ayakashi tree. It was colossal, with branches spreading up into the air like veins, but completely devoid of life.
“This is the Saigyou Ayakashi,” she explained. “Long ago, a poet, knowing his time was near, rested in peace beneath its branches, and soon others, drawn by its legendary blossoms and unrivaled beauty, followed suit, resting under it in eternal peace. However, over time, it absorbed the blood of all those who passed, and became an evil youkai tree with the power to bewitch people on its own and steal their souls. A seal composed of my body and those of many others has kept it from flowering for over a millennia, and now it stands here, in the Netherworld, a lifeless yet haunting presence, and a constant reminder of the sacrifice I made.”
I looked up at the tree, at its many scraggly and twisting branches creeping into the air like veins. Simply standing near it was enough to give me chills, and I was not one to scare easily. Between its size, stature, and significance to Yuyuko, it was no wonder that it had been the centerpiece of her fortress.
“If it is so dangerous,” I asked, “then why not destroy it?”
Yuyuko shook her head. “If it could be destroyed, we would have long since done so. However, it is so powerful now that, were it not sealed, it could easily attain godhood. Even Yukari, as powerful as she is, cannot meaningfully harm it. So, we had no choice but to seal its power, and watch over it to make sure it cannot again terrorize the land. Over time, however, my memory of whose soul sealed the tree degraded, which was why I had Youmu steal Gensokyo’s ‘Spring’ that one time, to overpower the seal and allow me to see who it was. Upon seeing that it was my own, I instantly halted the plan, but not before Reimu, Marisa and Sakuya showed up to have a word with me. So, I challenged them to a match, and eventually Reimu overpowered me. Since then, I have allowed Youmu to go out and make friends while I continued to manage the Netherworld, guide souls, and host guests.”
“You mentioned before that until recently they would not disclose the existence of the Collective Unconscious,” I said. “Even then, I find it strange that you did not eventually figure it out for yourself.”
Yuyuko sighed. “Perhaps it is the part of me which is still mortal, but you’re correct in that I did not know of the Collective Unconscious. All I knew was that souls eventually reincarnated, but exactly how I was not sure. Only after the yama formally confessed its existence to me did I understand the full picture.” She smiled. “But, far from being bewildered by it, it has given me a new appreciation for my role. I am the final steward guiding all of these souls into the vastness of the multiverse, weaving between worlds, realities and timelines, eventually reappearing in another form in those worlds. It has aroused my curiosity, and let’s just say that Doremy has become a frequent guest of mine, revealing the intricacies of that cycle.” She paused. “If anything, I am surprised that you, an ordinary young man, would experience that world by complete chance before I could.”
I looked down. “I wouldn’t call it a chance, now that I know that…”
“You were a piece in a malevolent god’s game,” she finished for me. “I know the full story by now. It’s frightening how the cognition of the masses can birth such a grotesque entity out of a desire to be freed from decision-making, and for that entity to choose you, a boy going through tortured circumstances, as the perfect pawn for his bet. Human faith is a tremendous force, able to create youkai and gods, and then revoke their existence just as easily…”
I looked up and clenched my fist. “I made irreparable mistakes in the past because of my rage and loneliness, and I won’t attempt to excuse it. Now, I’m focused on redeeming myself, showing others the good I can do, and ensuring that I never lost my sense of justice ever again.”
Yuyuko chuckled. “Is that so… I admire your determination, but I will caution you on one matter. Sooner or later, you will have to confess your past crimes and take responsibility for them. I won’t force you to do it, but know that part of the process of redemption is finding the strength within yourself to be open about your sins. Many people have led virtuous lives and still went to Hell because they never took accountability for their past actions. Also, don’t be afraid to ask for forgiveness, and to forgive others yourself. Anticipate punishment, but never resign yourself to it. It only requires asking… but asking can be difficult to do, especially if you yourself don’t believe you can be forgiven.”
“Yes…”
…
3/24
Early in the morning, I received a message summoning me to the shrine, where I went after lunch. On the front steps, I found Reimu and Marisa, along with Aunn serving tea and Maruki doing chores.
“Afternoon,” I said to them.
Reimu looked over at me. “Oh, yes, thank you for coming. Are you able to stay for a while? I have some important things to discuss with you.”
“How long will it be?” I asked her. “I had another matter of my own which I wanted to-”
I felt a drop on my forehead.
“...hm. Well, it seems I don't have a choice.” I shuffled over to the shrine as the drops around me increased in number.
Inside the shrine, we were seated around a table. Outside, the rain had become torrential, beating on the roof so hard I realized some of it had to be hail. Maruki was back in his cell reading a book, while Aunn continued to happily serve us.
“So,” Marisa said, “what’s it like havin’ her around?”
Reimu sighed. “I suppose I’m used to having permanent guests by now, but having her around is still a major change.”
“Hey now,” Aunn said, wagging her finger. “Don’t forget, I’ve been around since the beginning, watching you and your ancestors before you grow and train!”
“Yes, yes, I know,” Reimu sighed, “but the thing is you’re not a statue anymore. Now I have you, four fairies, and the prisoner to take care of.”
“Eh, I don’t think it’ll be that bad,” Marisa said. “You’re already pretty good at takin’ care of the fairies and your guests, even if the shrine doesn’t always have all the food it needs. You’ll definitely make a great mom someday!”
Reimu blushed up. “M-mom?? L-let’s not jump to conclusions please…”
“Getting back on topic,” I said, “you said you had something important to discuss with me.”
“Yes, right.” Reimu took a sip. “So, Yukari missed Hanami for the first time. And Ran has reported that she’s gone missing, as though she’s actively shirking her job. Now, Yukari might be a bit mysterious and lazy at times, but she would never abandon her duty of maintaining the Hakurei Border. If that’s what she’s doing, however, then it would put Gensokyo’s security in a precarious situation.”
“How so?” I asked.
“Okay, this will require some more context. I’ve already said that humans and youkai need to exist in a balance in order to keep the border up. Specifically, there needs to be some form of low-level conflict between the two sides, more or less at all times. The spell card system was created in order to let people be belligerent without risking anyone’s life, and we’ve enjoyed unprecedented peace ever since its establishment. There have been more incidents since it was established, some serious like the Lunar invasion a couple years ago, but they never really had the potential to endanger Gensokyo’s existence, due to the fact that should I die for any reason, Yukari and possibly also her dragon would go and personally rend them into space dust; hell, even just the threat of my death would doom them, since the border relies on my continued existence in order to stay up.”
She took another sip. “However, now she might not do that. Not only that, but we’re dealing with an incident unlike anything Gensokyo has faced in its long history, one which doesn’t care about the spell card rules, or any other rules for that matter. Now, what would happen if I were to die while resolving an incident, and without Yukari acting as backup? Frankly, I don’t want to find out.”
“Whaddya’ gettin’ at?” Marisa asked next.
“I’m suggesting that it would be unwise for me to get involved in resolving potentially dangerous incidents unless absolutely necessary, until Yukari comes around, which could take… I mean, I don’t know. It’s impossible to tell with her.” She looked at Marisa. “The only other main incident resolver is you, and I don’t want to put too much pressure on you. So I was thinking we could have Goro here serving as my eyes and ears.”
I perked up. “Oh really? So you’re suggesting I act in your stead?”
“Sort of,” Reimu said. “You’re a quick study when it comes to spell cards. You have a strong drive toward truth and justice. We know we can trust you with an incident and sensitive information. You’ve picked up the backing of a Sage… maybe. And, of course, you’re leading the charge in solving the Ethos mystery. I’d be hard-pressed to convince anyone else with even half of those things to help me out here. That being said, I’d like to officially recruit you as an Incident Resolver. I’ve already spoken with Masato about it, he’s willing to flex your working hours a bit if needed to resolve incidents. Sound like a deal?”
I smiled. “We already have one, we just need to amend it a bit.”
“Excellent.” She took another sip. “Oh, by the way, before you ask, Aunn already knows everything. She’s been listening in on all of our conversations, so no point in trying to hide it.”
“I figured as much,” I said. Looking at her. “...it just occurred to me, but have you tried seeing if Yukari-”
“Way ahead of ‘ya,” Marisa said. “No result. ‘Course, no surprise there. Youkai have very skewed morals compared to humans, and hers are about as alien as you can get.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Well, just because her desires aren’t distorted now doesn’t mean they won’t ever be. We should keep monitoring her, just in case.”
“I agree,” Reimu nodded. “We can’t let this go on for too long.”
The beats on the roof began to subside, and a minute later rays of sunlight shone through the windows. We went to the door to see outside, where we were greeted with the largest, most vibrant rainbow I had ever seen in my life.
“Wow…” I said in awe.
“Spring is awesome, ain’t it?” Marisa smirked.
“I’m just glad there was no thunder this time,” Reimu said.
“Don’t worry! If thunder roars, I’ll always snuggle up with you when you’re scared!”
“Eep!” Reimu blushed up again as Aunn rubbed on her like a dog. “Nonono, it’s not like I’m deathly afraid of it!”
I observed the rainbow, rubbing my chin. “They say there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Should we perhaps look for it?”
“Did someone say gold??” Reimu and Marisa said in unison, with stars in their eyes.
I laughed. “That was a joke. It’s impossible to get to the end of the rainbow, as it is an optical effect in the air caused by water droplets, and will constantly move away from you and disappear at certain angles.”
Reimu’s ribbon drooped. “Aww…”
Marisa’s hat also drooped. “Killjoy.”
“There is also one more thing I would like to discuss before I leave.”
“Does it have to do with the mission?” Marisa asked.
“Indeed.” I looked up. “We have an in.”
3/25
I made arrangements to meet up with the group later that day to go over the fortress infiltration. However, I had some business to take care of first.
Walking up the temple’s front steps, I could see the grimace on Kyouko’s face as I approached the front door alongside the guest I had with me. I assured her that everything was alright and that the world was not falling apart at the seams. Byakruen must have sensed my presence, because she slid the door open before I had a chance to announce myself.
“Good morning, Akechi-san,” she greeted. “How can I help-”
And then she noticed Miko with me.
“A pleasure to see you as well, Hijiri-san.”
Byakuren just… kind of stared at us for a moment, before saying with a stilted voice, “...why don’t, you two just, have a seat and I’ll make you some tea?”
We followed her in, where Miko mused “strange. Usually, this is the part where she smiles at me blissfully while preparing large amounts of firepower. But then, I would expect nothing less from your talents.”
Once we were seated around a tea table, I wasted no time getting to the point of the visit.
“So,” Byakuren asked. “For what reason did you invite her here to the temple?”
“It has to do with our target, Seiga Kaku,” I said. “A wicked hermit who sees others as stepping stones on her path to grandeur, using them as tools and then discarding them when they’re no longer useful, who views the world as one, big arena where only the strongest come out on top.”
“You appear rather certain about the nature of her distortion,” Byakuren commented.
“Because I have seen it,” I said. “And so has she.”
Byakuren’s eyes widened.
“It’s true,” Miko continued. “He used a key to drag me into a world which was a raucous arena, within which Seiga directs matches. I was faced with her true, unfiltered cruelty within that place, and forced to confront my own shortcomings as a ruler.” She looked down. “I realized I was no different from a heartless, mechanical tyrant who saw the common people as little more than sheep to be herded with no desire to change the world on their own power, only rallying behind the charismatic and confident, no matter how corrupt they may be. All those points you brought to me about my failings as a ruler? You were absolutely correct.” She looked back up. “But that’s when I awakened the will to snap out of that delusion and become the saint and leader that I am revered as, fight back against the corruption, and purge the poison from Seiga’s mind. That’s… when I awakened to that power.”
Byakuren looked at her for a second, then clapped slowly. “Well done. Seems as though I’m not the only one who has been graced by Akechi-kun’s magic.” She took a sip. “We may have our differences, you want to guide humans while I lead a ‘youkai temple,’ and our faiths may conflict with one another, but I’m sure you’d agree that both of our positions were tainted with the miasma of distortion which prevented any sort of reconciliation. For me, I was in so deep in the abyss of sin, born from my grief over losing my family, that it took him and his friends intervening in order to free me from it. In your case, however, it seems you were able to find that strength on your own.”
Miko chuckled. “Indeed. I suppose I allowed my status as the famed ‘Prince’ Shotoku to get to my head and convince me I was incapable of doing any wrong. The world has changed in the millenia I spent resting, and I must rise up and be a leader for a new age, one in which man has given up hope and requires someone to show them the way to regaining their strength of will and desire for change. And in doing so, I must start over and re-earn the trust and fame I had taken for granted back then.”
I looked over to Byakuren next. “The reason I brought her here today is because I wanted to make sure that you specifically were alright with working alongside her, given that you two are adversaries.”
“No need to worry.” Byakruen smiled. “We may indeed be rivals, but if our goals are the same, if Miko has finally seen through Seiga’s deception and wants to bring an end it, and if she wants to help solve this mystery of Ethos, I don’t see why we can’t work together.”
“The first step in mending hostile relationships often involves facing a common enemy,” Miko commented. “And if that enemy threatens not just Gensokyo but all of humanity, all youkai, all gods, everything, then it would be foolish not to accept all the help you can get to challenge it.”
“Splendid.” I looked at the time. “We should head over now. I’m sure the others are waiting.”
We arrived at Nitori’s cave, where the others were seated around waiting for us. Nitori opened the door as soon as I drew near.
“Oh, welcome-” Youmu started to say, before seeing who I had at my side.
“This is quite the place,” Miko said, looking around. “I cannot say I’ve ever been inside a kappa’s cave before.”
“I just think it’s interesting seeing the two of you together,” Reimu grinned. She looked at me. “And, you know, you’ve got quite a bit of political power gathered here, mister. It reminds me of that time I had to break up the meeting because the villagers and lesser youkai were scared a no-good plot was brewing.”
“Yeah, I mean, we got three of the five people there present,” Marisa shrugged.
“Not only that, but he has dealings with the yama, Yuyuko, and even a Sage,” Aya added. “We definitely have a rising star in Gensokyo’s pecking order right here.”
Miko turned to Mamiko, who was sitting in the corner. “Oh? I can’t say I’ve ever met you before.”
Mamiko stood up. “I am new to Gensokyo. My name is Mamiko Shinshou, faithful servant of Alice-sama, and formerly a shadow imprisoned within Ethos.”
“She took possession of one of Alice’s dolls,” Marisa explained. “Now she fights along with us in that world.”
Miko thought for a few moments. “A shadow in the…” She shook her head. “I apologize, but I have much to learn about the Metaverse, so forgive me if I am slow on the uptake.” She then chuckled. “My, I have the ability to read hearts, yet I struggle to grasp this concept of shadows…”
“It’s not like any of us really got it at first either,” Nitori said. “You’ll figure it out as we go along.”
I decided to step in and take center stage. “Anyway, we have discovered a new fortress, and one which promises to be much different from the three we have so far conquered. I think it’s prudent that we sharpen our skills, upgrade our weapons and take inventory of our supplies.” I looked over at Nitori. “How about we try out a Battle Memory?”
“Which one do you want?” she asked, pulling out the two that we had, one of Kaneshiro and one of Sphinx Wakaba.
“Let’s try Kaneshiro’s first,” I said. “I think he’d be a great introduction for Miko to the sort of scum we fight.”
“I’m sorry, who now?” Miko asked.
“There’s a group like ours which also took down big, corrupt targets in that world,” Reimu said. “Goro used to be a detective investigating their case, before cooperating with them to bring down a corrupt politician.”
“Indeed,” I said. “However, during the escape, I got separated from them, and when his fortress disappeared, so did I. You could say I was wiped from cognition as a result.”
“And because Gensokyo is a place where things which are forgotten or disbelieved in turn up,” Aya continued, “logically, he ended up here as a result.”
“I fabricated my story of how I seemingly died in a fire, in order to hide the existence of the Metaverse,” I said. “That kind of information can’t be disclosed to just anyone.”
“Understandable,” Miko nodded. “I cannot imagine the kind of damage that would be done if a corrupt tyrant gained the ability to meddle with the public’s cognition.”
“Indeed…”
We made our way out to the Metadeck by having Miko use her key, whose beaming, sunny yellow color contrasted with my own key’s golden amber. After briefly introducing her to Ethos, whose towering facade could be seen through the mountain gap, we stepped up to our grand Metadeck, and took a moment to sort out an important detail before we entered.
“I am somehow not surprised that your idea of a hero is a knight in shining armor,” Byakuren said.
Miko looked around. “Ah, so that’s how it is. These costumes reflect our differing opinions on what a hero looks like.”
“Precisely,” I nodded.
Miko smiled. “Well then, I’m surprised that a Buddhist nun like you would don the attire of a rebellious biker.”
“That’s because I no longer delude myself into believing that I am a pure and righteous nun,” Byakuren replied. “If I’m going to possess some kind of ‘bad’ streak, then why not fully embrace it and use that rage to take on those who lurk in the dark?”
“Well, at least you admit it,” Miko smiled. “I can tell your character has significantly improved as a result.”
Nitori clapped her hands. “Alright, let’s get the simulation rolling.”
“Hold on a moment,” I said. “She still needs a codename.”
“A ‘code name?’” Miko asked.
“It’s something we do to avoid people in the real world potentially learning our true identities,” Youmu explained.
“And besides, what kinda heroes go around usin’ their real names?!” Marisa said.
“I’ll start with myself and go in a circle,” I said. “Crow, Starburst, Seraph, Fury, Doktor, Bull, Priest, Raven. We will trust that you remember those names.”
“Understood,” Miko nodded. “Now, as for my own ‘code name…’”
“We could just go with the obvious and call ‘er ‘King,’” Marisa suggested.
“But can a lady be King? What about Queen?” Mamiko asked.
“Queen’s already taken,” I said. “Besides, she did pose as a male ruler, and certainly exudes a ‘kingly’ air, ready to lead us all into battle. Which means you must have real-life experience in that regard.”
“Indeed I do,” Miko said. “I am skilled in all manner of tactics and weapons.”
“It’ll be great to have an actual battle strategist on our side,” Aya said, “because honestly, so far you’ve all been just kinda charging into battle without much thought, like a real-world incident, and the number of times in Megumu’s fortress where I wanted to shout out how to approach the enemy better was just insane.”
“She’s right,” Mamiko said. “I was born from the shadow of a war god, but it’s difficult to maintain form around amateurs, no offense.”
“None taken,” I said. “The extent of my combat knowledge boils down to standard police training and what I’ve figured out here in the Metaverse.”
“Which also means that, should he become incapacitated, it’ll fall on her to help us continue the fight,” Nitori added.
“Alright then, sounds like we’ve settled on King,” Reimu said. “Now then, let’s go show that hologram a thing or two.”
“Allow me to strike him down!” Miko tore off her mask, mounted her Persona, and rode straight in.
“Aw, come on, she got a HORSE?!?” Marisa exclaimed.
“Why can’t any of us get the cool stuff like you, Crow??” Aya pouted.
“I don’t even have one, and I am not complaining,” Mamiko said.
“That’s because you basically are a Persona,” Nitori said.
I sighed. “Let’s just get this over with.”
Inside, Nitori booted up the simulation, which showed the leadup to the Phantom Thieves’ fight against Kaneshiro. Again, I discreetly glanced at the spot from which I watched the real fight, and again I was absent. Also, these simulations were ending right as the foe was defeated, so he likely would not be able to talk about the intruder using Palaces to do what they pleased. With that in mind, I was able to just focus on the fight.
I wondered what the curveball this time around was going to be. After he finished jive-talking, he wasted no time revealing Piggytron and getting inside, rather than engaging in a brief, on-foot scuffle before doing so. We narrowly dodged one March of the Piggytron, and when he got back inside the mech, Aya followed him in, beat the shit out of him, then tossed him out and hijacked the mech to squash him flat before crashing it into the other vault door, causing it to explode and scatter money everywhere.
Following this, Kaneshiro snapped his fingers twice to summon two humanoid fly bodyguards, one with a baton and the other a pair of riot shields, to protect him. Any attack aimed at Kaneshiro was blocked by one of the two, but we also noticed that some of the money scattered around disappeared whenever the guards did anything. We realized he had to be paying them, so I sent Marisa with the bag gun to stealthily collect the money while the rest of us kept Kaneshiro busy. Once all the money was gone and he tried to order the guards to attack, they instead left due to a lack of funds. The look of dawning comprehension on his face as we all went in like a pack of hungry wolves was one for the history books, and he quickly crumpled into a pile of cash and treasure as the simulation ended.
Miko walked over and picked up a coin. “What a sad man, so obsessed with material gain that he would discard decency and goodwill to squeeze every last cent out of the people around him.”
“Using kids to push drugs and then blackmailing them? What a shitty thing to do,” Reimu commented.
“I have no sympathy for criminals who prey on the ignorant and weak,” Mamiko said.
“Yeah, at least go after guys who have a fighting chance,” Marisa said. “That’s what I do.”
I shook my head. “Unfortunately, criminals like Kaneshiro are a pragmatic bunch, and will always take the path of least resistance to get what they want, even if that means targeting children.”
“Unforgivable,” Byakuren scowled. “Unforgivable how someone like him can allow Mara to poison him so thoroughly that all he thinks about is money, how to get more, and how to spend it. I do understand the pain of living through poverty, as you said he had as a child, but to completely give into that weakness is still unacceptable.”
“I hope he got what he deserved in the end,” Aya said.
“He confessed to his crimes on national television,” I said. “It was big news, and came as a major shock since even the police had trouble exposing his ring, although he was a member of the conspiracy trying to get Shido elected which also had elements in law enforcement, which was why he was able to avoid arrest for so long. It also turned into a bit of a scandal, since it was his Palace’s heist which put the Phantom Thieves in the spotlight, both at home and abroad. If a group of shadowy vigilantes was able to easily do what the law could not, then obviously that is a major bit of egg on the face of the police, especially here in Japan where they are supposed to command complete and total respect. I will guarantee you that if the Phantom Thieves had started in a place like the United States or Europe, where people are more skeptical of law enforcement, that they would not have become a sensation nearly as quickly.”
“Right, because here in Japan we’re conditioned to respect authority,” Youmu commented. “So any act of exposing corruption and wrongdoing, just generally taking them out by the collar to dry, even if justified, will cause a major upset. That’s why I didn’t object to Yuyuko-sama’s actions for so long…”
Reimu thought for a moment, then said, “you know, on that subject, Seiga kind of breaks the pattern on our targets. Up to this point, every other major target has been a major figure in Gensokyo’s politics, whereas she’s the opposite, a hermit who doesn’t involve herself in such things.”
“But does she?” Byakuren suggested. “Perhaps whoever or whatever is causing all of this, perhaps their true target was King, but they found they could not corrupt her heart, so instead they targeted a proxy who could influence her actions.”
“What do you mean?” Miko asked.
“We’re fairly certain by now that some force is making select individuals into fortress rulers,” I said. “Most likely, that force is residing at the top of Ethos, but to get to the top, we have to eliminate fortresses. That’s where you come in: with more power on our side, our mission becomes that much easier.”
“I see. In that case, I will not let you down.”
“Excellent.” I fixed my tie. “Now then, we should break for the day and prepare for the mission. Let’s all focus on collecting supplies. Seiga isn’t as pressing of a target, so three days should be fine.”
“Alright then,” Nitori said. “Gimme your weapons, I’ll have them all upgraded and ready to go by then.”
“I’ll harvest some more tea leaves,” Youmu said.
“Looks like it’s potion-brewin’ time,” Marisa said.
“I’ll hit up the shops and see what I can find,” Aya said. “There’s stuff in Tengu City that can’t be found anywhere else, you know.”
“And I’ll help Alice-sama create some more goods for us,” Mamiko said.
“Would you mind if I came to visit?” I asked her. “I have some questions for Alice.”
“Certainly,” Mamiko said. “I will let her know you are coming.”
“Thank you. Tomorrow, I’ll come to visit.”
Nitori looked around. “Well, if we’re done here, we should probably break for the day. I have to do some system maintenance, so we can’t use the Metadeck for the rest of the day anyway.”
“Alright then, let’s bounce,” Marisa said.
Chapter 68: Blurred Identities
Summary:
Akechi claims his rightful place as an honorary 2hu, and Mamiko has issues.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/26
Goro
Mamiko came to the shop and offered to guide me to Alice’s house, wearing a new set of casual clothes with hakama pants and sandals. As the house came into view, I saw a few of Alice’s dolls working outside doing chores, but they somehow seemed to act differently than usual.
When we came to the door, a doll on the ground skipped over to us and waved. Oddly friendly, I thought, given that these dolls weren’t supposed to have personalities according to Alice, but maybe she was just giving us a warm welcome from the inside.
“I’m back,” Mamiko said, coming through the door. Inside, there were dolls flying and walking around, carrying buckets, sponges and rags, while Alice herself directed them and gave them tasks and instructions.
“Seems busy here,” I noted.
Alice turned to us. “Oh, I didn’t notice you! Yes, it’s cleaning day, and I’m making sure all of them understand what is expected of them here.”
“But I thought they don’t have personalities,” I said.
Alice grinned. “Heheheh. I’ve been making some progress in studying the Metaverse. It’ll take some time to explain, though. Mamiko, please make us some tea. I’d like to chat with Goro for a while.”
“Yes, Alice-sama,” Mamiko bowed.
We sat ourselves down, dolls busily whipping around as Mamiko came out from the kitchen with a teapot and three glasses.
“Thank you,” I said. “It smells wonderful.”
“I’ve been working on improving my brewing technique,” Mamiko replied. “I will admit, though, it is a much finer task than sweeping and dusting the house, much less destroying shadows in fortresses. Recall that I am a shadow of a war god.”
“No need to worry,” I said. “It still compares favorably to much of what passes for tea Outside.”
Alice grimaced. “I’ve tasted the ‘tea’ that Sumireko has brought over to Gensokyo sometimes. If I want to drink cat urine, we already have plenty of that. And the less said about ‘iced tea’ the better, as I will always serve it hot, as it should be.” She took a sip. “But I didn’t want to bore you with my opinions on tea. I wanted to share the fruit of my latest excursions.”
I looked around at all of the dolls buzzing around. “Does it have to do with your dolls?”
Alice smiled. “I wanted to recreate what happened with Mamiko with my other dolls. All of them are conduits for magical energy, and since I’ve long had a goal of making a living doll, I realized that theoretically any of them could be made to house a shadow, just like her; I just made her person-sized and with special enchantments to make her seem more like a flesh-and-blood person. So, I’ve been taking some with me into Ethos. As you know, my Persona copies any move I observe a shadow use. I use those attacks to knock them down and convince them to join my cause by helping them remember their true names, which I can easily do thanks to my familiarity with all sorts of mythology. Of course, I can’t wield multiple different Personas like you can, but I have the next best thing: I can bind those shadows to my dolls, and so long as the doll can handle that shadow’s level of power, not only do they fight alongside me, but I can take them out and take them home with me. All are fully loyal to me because I have freed them from the distortion.”
“Interesting,” I nodded. I briefly looked around again, and after thinking for a couple moments I finally imagined the Jack Frost controlling the doll skipping around, the one with a bucket holding it like how a Jack ‘o Lantern holds its lamp, and another posing like a Pixie. “So because Mamiko made you realize that shadows could possess your dolls and then persist in our world, you wanted to see how many more you could free from Ethos and animate your dolls this way.”
“Mostly,” Alice replied. “But part of it is also simply diving in there and seeing the distortion of the masses, and really the heart of Man. I’ll admit, this is proving to be far more interesting than any of the magic theories I have studied up to this point in my life. It’s one thing to learn the intricacies of magic, which I am certainly well-versed in. It’s another thing entirely to be in a dungeon full of monsters representing the breadth of the human unconsciousness. To think that I had spent my life working on bringing a doll to life, only for that to happen and, far from being an endpoint to my studies, open up a veritable Pandora’s Jar of possibilities and forbidden knowledge.”
“I don’t think we ever truly achieve an ‘end,’” I commented. “Everything we do leads into something else.” I took a sip. “I will ask, though. Why did you become a magician in the first place?”
Alice paused. “Well, that’s…” She sighed. “To give you the full story would mean divulging my backstory, which I share with virtually no one for… personal reasons.”
“Understood,” I nodded, knowing the pain that came with divulging a dark, tragic life story myself. “I won’t force you to.”
“Thank you,” she replied. “I will say that magic has interested me since I was young, but I didn’t start truly developing as a magician until I came under Shinki’s tutelage. Shinki is a powerful archdemon, and Makai is her creation, a land where magic and lack of common sense, and disregard for the laws of physics, reign supreme. It is a challenging environment to survive in, but those who do find that studying magic, and becoming youkai magicians, is easier than it is in the real world.”
“Can anyone become a magician?” I asked.
“Perhaps, given enough time, but for all intents and purposes the answer is no. Obviously, anyone can pick up magic, enough to at least participate in spell cards, but to become a magician requires dedicating your life to the craft, and in a sense becoming one with it. It requires separating yourself from the bindings of nourishment and from aging, which we refer to as ‘worms,’ like worms eating a structure or body from within. The process is so complex, and requires so much discipline, that most pass away from old age before ever achieving magician status. Some bloodlines, however, are more naturally attuned to magic than others; mine is one such bloodline, which is how I was able to become a magician at a relatively young age. Patchouli was also born as a near-magician, who only needed a slight push to become a full magician. And I don’t know about Marisa, whether she is more naturally attuned or just a quick study, but whatever the case she could easily become a magician too.”
“Sounds like a lot of work,” I said. “I don’t believe I would ever be interested enough in deciphering tomes and scrolls for hours on end each day for decades, as my interest has always been in pursuing justice. And it seems as though I haven’t seen any male magicians…”
“They exist,” Alice said, “like the great Merlin, just to name one example. The potential to become a magician is roughly consistent regardless of race, sex, ethnicity and background, but the fact is historically, only scholars and nobility ever became magicians as the common folk were too busy focusing on surviving to even learn how to read, much less study magic. Cutting into that further was the fact that men also trained to become fighters and soldiers and spent years learning how to use a weapon and their fists, leaving women as the only ones with time at all to browse the archives for forbidden texts, and wander the markets and countryside for the ingredients needed to ply their trade. Women were also more likely in old European societies like my native England to become hermits out in the forest, free to study magic away from the trappings of society. Magic is a dedication, and even people with the natural potential often lack the time or dedication that it takes to study it.”
“But that doesn’t mean they can’t use magic,” I said.
“True. As I said, anyone can learn some simple spells in a day or two. And untrained magicians very often have their affinity manifest in other ways, be it supernaturally good luck, charm, or physique. They might have senses which other people lack, such as the ability to ‘read’ people and objects and feel the subtle emotions and vibes within them. Some have enough potential that they’re born into the world as magicians, or become magicians upon exposure to a strong vector, such as the miasma of Makai.”
“I see,” I nodded again. “Then, where does that put magical beings, such as youkai?”
“Magicians are, by definition, of human origin,” Alice explained. “Humans who transcend their mortal bonds to explore the mysteries of the universe. Youkai are simply manifestations of those mysteries, given life by the fears and beliefs of the people, and ascribed powers based on what people think they ought to be capable of, but can be stripped of those powers, and even their existence, if people stop believing in them. Gods are much the same way, getting their power from the people’s prayers. I’ve come to understand that cognition shapes the world around us, and now I’m determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, as befits someone with my name.”
“Ah, yes. This truly is ‘Alice in Wonderland’,” I smiled.
“I suppose so, although ‘Alice’ isn’t my birth name. I chose it for myself later as a ‘magician name.’”
“A magician's name?” I wondered.
“Names are very powerful in the context of magic,” she explained further. “A true name is an inseparable part of yourself, and losing your name will mean the loss of the self, and allow others, such as powerful demons or even fairies, to control you and take your identity. Not to mention, you all require a person’s true name to access their shadows and change their hearts against their will. Therefore, all magicians choose an alias which they use to safeguard their true names by providing a decoy, and reveal their names to none but a very trusted few.”
“I see. Then, what is your true name?”
Alice smiled. “That’s a secret.”
“Hm. Well, I know when to take a hint.”
Alice finished her tea. “But, in any case, I’m animating my dolls using the shadows, and coming up with different designs capable of housing different kinds of shadows. Male shadows seem a tad grumpy about possessing female dolls, so I’m preparing some male dolls for the ones who insist, as well as animal dolls for animal-type shadows.”
I looked over to Shanghai, on Alice’s shoulder. “And her?”
“Shanghai is special, being my strongest locus for magical energy. I’m saving her for the biggest, most badass shadow I find in there, one which requires her level of power to contain.”
I got up. “Well, good luck with that, but just remember that we’re here to help you.”
“Thank you, but I think I’m doing just fine in my studies. More importantly, I’m sure you’d like some more baking tips. I have some extra ingredients, would you like to get started?”
“Absolutely,” I bowed.
After Alice’s baking lesson, Mamiko offered to guide me home through the woods, which were starting to get dark. As we traveled through the forest, we found time to engage in light conversation.
“You’re nearing three months as a resident of the physical world,” I said. “How do you feel you are adapting so far?”
“I feel as though I have learned a lot,” she said. “Serving Alice-sama, going to the temple to train, interacting with villagers. And, of course, fighting alongside all of you. I cannot express enough how grateful I am to you for freeing me of the distortion of Ethos, and I want to do all I can to return the favor.”
“That’s good to hear.” I paused. “And, er, how do you feel about being, well, a female doll?”
“I am a shadow born from the collective unconscious in the form of Goldy General Vajra, so I suppose I never really had a gender to begin with. Although, it’s strange. Because I took the form of a male god, I was expected to have his memories and life experiences, even if I am not really him. The real Vajra is out there, somewhere, otherwise a shadow of my form would not be able to exist. So, I suppose one could say I’m forming a new identity from nothing, rather than having to adjust from one I held previously.” She thought for a moment. “I’ve been having dreams lately.”
“What kinds of dreams?” I asked.
“How do I put this? I feel… I have the memories and life experiences of Vajra, except I don’t. I have dreams in which I take on other forms, other beings, and have their life experiences, until something happens which makes me think I have always been Vajra, or some other being. I cannot say for sure how long I have existed as an idea, a possibility, within the collective unconscious. I cannot even say if I used to be a real person, or if I am just an idea willed into existence by the masses. I sometimes begin to doubt if I am a real person. I am a shadow of no one’s soul inhabiting a doll, and I can’t wield the power of Persona like you all, so I must not have a heart…”
“Nonsense,” I refuted. “As far as I’m concerned, all living things have a heart. They have to in order to be living things. Don’t you dare think for a moment that you are someone else’s doll, acting only according to their wishes or the desires of the people, that you have to let the shadow form you take be the thing that defines you as a person. You must rebel against that notion that you must appease people and grant their wishes, and take control of your own life.”
“A doll… I’m a doll… Alice-sama’s…”
“I’m not suggesting against her, specifically. From what I can tell, she is a good master, and you are a loyal servant of hers. Your relationship is healthy. I’m talking about the weak-willed masses who expect you to be a good girl, or who expect you to be Vajra. Don’t pretend to be something you’re not in order to please them.”
Her eyes widened. “Akechi-san… you say that with such conviction.”
“Well…I have had experience with allowing the expectations of the masses define me, too…”
“A heart… do I have a… heart…”
The rest of the walk back occurred in silence.
3/27
In the morning, Reisen came by the village to do her rounds, including dropping off Masato’s medicine, before taking me aside and asking if I was ready for another clinical trial. She promised up and down that none of the craziness from last time would be repeated, although there was still a fair degree of awkwardness between the two of us, not least because we now had an intimate understanding of each other’s nude bodies, certainly an awkward position for two friends to be in.
“How has Tewi been?” I asked as we walked to Eientei.
“Oh, her? Well, it took a day or so, but she recovered from her freak-out. When she did, however, she seemed like a different person.”
“How so?” I asked.
“Well, she apologized for all the mischief and pranks she often puts the rest of us through, and confessed her feelings and frustrations to all of us, like her pent-up angst about parting ways with Okuninushi oh so long ago. I always had my suspicions, but now I know for sure she’s the ancient Hare of Inaba. Of course, all of us were supportive of her and offered to help her through her pain… except for Master, who just kind of went ‘...eh’ and nodded.”
“Hmm… is that so?” To be sure, I had suspected Eirin had more than a whiff of distortion in her. Perhaps not enough to warrant a fortress, but in my visits with her, something about her didn’t seem quite right. The feeling wasn’t enough to make me distrust her by any means, as she was intelligent, thoughtful and a brilliant doctor. But the more I came to visit, the more I suspected there was far more to her than met the eye. Perhaps because she was from the moon, but so was everyone else except for Tewi, and she still felt mysterious even compared to them…
At Eientei, I sat down in Eirin’s office, and a minute later she came in from the back.
“Good afternoon,” she said. “I heard you solved your first incident.”
“One could say that,” I said.
“Oh, don’t sell yourself short,” she smiled. “It takes a special kind of person to succeed where even the Miko and Witch failed. Although it is interesting, you, the Day Breakers, and the Lost Sage, all coming into the foreground at once…” She shook her head. “Anyway, I didn’t invite you here for a social occasion. You’re here because I wanted to test out my new elixir.”
“It won’t make me grow two heads, will it?” I asked cock-eyed. “After all, what happened last time-”
“This is actually kind of a spin-off of last time,” she said. “So, I was drinking with Kaguya the other night, and we started exchanging banter as we often do. We eventually got to the whole you-and-Reisen-swapping-bodies deal, and she drunkenly went on about how embarrassed you were about being in a girl’s body and vice-versa. It was in that moment of ‘liquid inspiration’ that I realized it had been half of forever since the last time I made a sex-swapping drug, whose notes I probably lost in the shuffle of defecting from the Moon, so I asked Marisa and a couple other people for ingredients and advice, went back to the shop, and about a week later I had a working sex-swap elixir. I just haven’t tested it on male subjects yet, so I was wondering if you’d be willing to help out. I’ve got some great, secret stock ready for you if you do…”
…well, I suppose this was the natural continuation of last time. In any case, I was also somewhat curious to see how I myself would have turned out had I been born female, particularly since I was already a bit of a “pretty boy” to begin with. In the past I would have objected to this sort of thing, but again, there’s no common sense in this place, everything was just one series of random events after another, and I just had to live with it.
“I’ll accept your offer,” I said.
“Well, that was easy,” she said, clapping her hands. “Let’s head back to the examination room.”
In the exam room, Eirin had me seat myself on the examination table, while Reisen brought out a flask containing a liquid which resembled beer (perhaps no surprise, given the state Eirin was in when she came up with the idea). Reisen handed me the flask, and after some hesitation I gulped it down all at once. It had a sweet, somewhat syrupy taste as it went down. Eirin then instructed me to lie down, and right as I did I went out like a light, feeling tugging sensations in my body as I lost consciousness.
…
As consciousness came back and my eyes fluttered back open, I could definitely tell that something was different about me. As my eyes adjusted back to the lights above, both Eirin and Reisen looked down at me with amused looks on their faces.
“Welcome to the twenty-ninth century!” Eirin joked.
“Don’t listen to her, it’s barely been twenty minutes,” Reisen said.
“Has it?” I asked, before quickly putting my hand to my mouth in response to the higher-pitched voice that came out of it. I then pushed myself up, noting that my body felt lighter as well as being a bit too small for the detective clothes now. Reisen handed me a mirror, and I worked up the courage to look at myself.
…well, at first, nothing seemed too different, aside from obviously more feminine facial features. This wasn’t an anime or manga, so my hair didn’t magically grow to match, although it was already on the longer side anyway because that’s how I liked it. I also felt as though I was looking at someone I knew, but I couldn’t quite say who. And since I had been a girl before, I already knew what everything else felt like, except, perhaps, that they seemed a bit lacking…
I shook my head. Not the time for perverted thoughts, I told myself.
“So,” Eirin said with a cat smile. “What do you think, Akechi- chan? ”
“My clothes are too big,” I said.
Eirin looked at me funny. “...really? That’s your first thought about turning into a lady?”
“I’m not a shut-in pervert,” I said. “I am a professional ace detective.”
Eirin wagged her finger. “Ah ah ah, say your correct pronouns!”
I sighed. “Oh, right. I [watashi] am a professional ace detective.” I looked down. “This is going to get complicated.”
“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve already accounted for it,” she replied. “A side effect of the drug is that you will start habitually using the correct pronouns after not too long.”
“I’ll go get some spare clothes out of the back for you to wear,” Reisen said. “Then we can, er, test it out with a girl’s night out or something.”
“Oh really?” I asked. “Where did you have in mind?”
“A place we’ve been before,” she said.
A while later, Reisen, Seiran, Ringo and I were standing outside the entrance to Yuugi’s bar in the Underground. I’ll admit, I never expected to come back to this place after that one operation, much less in my current circumstances where I felt just a bit more intimidated by all the buff oni criss-crossing around me, wearing a women’s kimono that just felt wrong for me to be in.
“I apologize if it was mentioned and I didn’t hear,” Seiran said, “but did we decide on a name for hi- pardon me, her?”
“Yes, we came up with a female name for her,” Reisen said.
“I’ll be going by Hatsuko in this form,” I said. “I picked it myself.”
“Hm. That’s a good one,” Seiran said. “Now then, let’s drink!”
“To alcohol!” Ringo cheered.
The four of us made our way inside, and we sat at the bar. There was live music off to the side, and the place was just as raucous as ever, perhaps even a little bit more so compared to last time.
“Oh, hello! Welcome back Reisen!” Yuugi said. “I see you’ve taken a liking to this place!”
“Indeed I have,” Reisen said. “And I’ve brought friends this time.”
“I can see that!” Yuugi said. She looked at us, then at me, when she paused for a second.
“I feel like I’ve met you before,” she said.
“Maybe, maybe not,” I said cryptically.
Yuugi shrugged. “Eh, whatever. Sorry, my memory ain’t what it used to be. So, what’ll it be?”
“The usual,” Reisen said.
“Alright, comin’ right up!” Yuugi went back and mixed some different liquids, then placed a glass in front of Reisen holding a purple liquid which caused patrons around her to stop and stare as if to say “she’s really going to drink that??? ” Particularly since she called it “the usual.” I made the safe play and went for a light sake, knowing that being female negatively affected my alcohol tolerance, only to spontaneously change my mind and order a heavier variety instead, as if by instinct.
Seiran nudged me, saying “uh, you know that shit’s gonna hit harder than you’re used to ‘cause you’re a girl now, right?”
“I can take it,” I said.
“Sheesh,” she sighed. “You’re gonna turn into an oni if you drink so carelessly.”
After we got our drinks, two figures walked into the bar. One of them was Utsuho without her PPE and control rod on her arm, and the other was a blonde girl with a red cowlick, chicken wings and a chicken tail, and wearing cowboy boots. They took seats next to us and put in their orders.
“Who’s that?” Ringo asked.
“That’s Utsuho Reiuji, one of the Satori’s pets,” Reisen said. “I don’t know who the other chick is, though.”
I decided to listen in on their conversation, since I was seated next to them. “But you know,” Utsuho said, “is rare seeing you in place like this.”
The other girl sighed. “Well, some prick decided to blow up my usual after-work watering hole, and they’re still working on rebuilding it. I heard somewhere they’re building a ring and they’re gonna do wager fights there when it reopens, but for now I have to come to this place. At least I get access to the Underground as an employee perk since I work in Hell. Heard their name was ‘Akechi-kun’ or something, I don’t really know anymore.”
“What about an explosion?” I asked, feigning ignorance.
The girl turned to me. “What? You didn’t hear about the explosion on Youkai Mountain? You could see it from all over Gensokyo!”
Yuugi looked around. “Yeah, I’ve been gettin’ more business since that happened. Wish I coulda seen it myself, I heard it was huge. I met the guy who did it too, he was here with Reisen and some others a couple months back and he beat Kin-Ki at darts. Dude’s still salty about it. I also heard through the grapevine that he solved an incident and that one of the Sages was involved.”
“Oh, is that so?” the girl sneered. “Ooh, look at me, I’m hot stuff ‘cause I beat up a Sage that Reimu couldn’t and I blew up a bar!” She then blew a raspberry. “Big ‘effin deal. Soon as I see him, I’m gonna kick his ass because he destroyed the last bottle of Russian Standard in all of Gensokyo in that blast.”
“Okuu is not a heavy drinker,” Utsuho said. “Makes Okuu tipsy, which is not good when managing nuclear furnace.” She rubbed the side of her head. “Shrine Maiden does not tolerate drunks, it seems.”
“I see,” I nodded. “By the way, I didn’t get your name. I am Hatsuko.”
The blonde girl turned back to me. “Oh, right, where are my manners? I’m Kutaka Niwatari. I stand guard at the doors to the Otherworlds, such as Hell, Makai and the Land of Oni. But I live on Youkai Mountain, and I come here sometimes on behalf of the higher-ups to make sure Former Hell is being managed well.” She looked over at the others. “Ah, you are the Doctor’s rabbits. Odd to see you down here.”
“I’ve come to like this place,” Reisen said. “I can get away from her and be myself here.”
“She’s kinda overbearing and eccentric, though, isn’t she?” Seiran said. “Me and Ringo, soon as we have enough money, we’re getting out of that place and we’re gonna open up our own dango stand.”
“Why not come work for Satori-sama?” Utsuho suggested. “She is a kind boss who gives us good pay, good food, and good times.”
Reisen winced. “Er, thank you for the offer, but, ah, I’ve heard rumors about how… engrossed she can become with animals, and making them her pets, so…”
“I get it,” Kutaka said. “Sometimes, I feel like I have to carry a shotgun whenever I have to visit her, just to keep her at arm’s length so that she can’t touch fluffy chicken. ”
“...okaaaay,” I said, wide-eyed. So, not only was she a telepath who could reveal our secret, but also a socially-maladjusted zoophile. I found myself dreading the day I would eventually meet her even though I wasn’t an animal or animal-youkai.
When we eventually left the bar, Kutaka took off ahead of us while Utsuho walked out alongside us.
“That was a good visit,” Ringo smiled. “‘Ya really know how to pick good places!”
Reisen blushed. “Oh, don’t thank me, thank the wonderful gentleman who showed me here to begin with.”
“You can thank him right now,” Utsuho said.
All of us stared at her.
“Okuu is no birdbrain,” she said. “You are Akechi-san under effects of Doctor’s strange drug. Is funny how no one but me noticed.”
“Was it the haircut that gave it away?” I asked coyly.
“Ravens are clever, same as crows,” Utsuho replied. “But, was fun watching Kutaka bitch about Akechi-san to Akechi-san, so Okuu will keep secret. Also, I have new task for you, a spirit running loose in Sector Y. Is restricted area, so Okuu will guide you there next time you come.”
“Oh, uh, got it,” I said.
“Good. Then, see you soon,” she said, flying off.
We stood there, looking around. “Well,” Reisen said. “I’m surprised that out of all the people here, Miss Uranium-for-Brains was the only one who figured it out.”
“How long does it last, anyway?” Seiran asked.
“According to Master, unlike most transformation potions, it doesn’t wear off on its own,” Reisen replied. “She must be given another dose to turn back to normal. So we’ll have to return to Eientei and put her through another round before we can send her off.”
“Sheesh, that sounds inconvenient,” Ringo said.
I stood there thinking about how it was, in fact, inconvenient. After a long night, I just wanted to turn back to normal right here, go home, sleep, and get refreshed for the next day.
And then I was suddenly enveloped in smoke.
When it died down, and the girls stopped coughing, I looked down and, oh. Seems I gained 15 cm out of nowhere and now this kimono was a bit too small.
They looked at me in shock. “Wha-wha-WHAAAAAAAT?!?”
“How did you- I mean, what the Hell?!?”
Somehow, while thinking about my male self, I actually turned back. So, acting quickly, I thought about my female self instead. When I did, there was another puff of smoke, and I was back to fitting my clothes again.
“...well, that’s unexpected.” I said simply.
Reisen pointed at me. “ Yoooooooouuuuuuuuu should not be able to do that!! That potion shouldn’t let you switch back and forth whenever the heck you want!”
“But apparently, it seems like it can,” I said.
All of them were dumbstruck, and just stared at me like I was made out of bees. “Okay, okay, look, let’s just head back, get you your normal clothes back at least, then get you home for the night.” She sighed. “Ooh, this is gonna be another sleepless night while Master makes me figure out how this happened…”
“I’ll make sure you have coffee,” Seiran said. “I know someone who knows someone with a great stash.”
“Thanks,” Reisen said.
After we returned, I showed Eirin my seemingly newfound talent for sex-shifting, and indeed she was quite puzzled. She told me she’d look into it and to please get back into my regular clothes. Certainly, I did not want to be stuck wearing panties in a male body.
…although, if this was permanent, I realized, then this could lead to some interesting situations, and perhaps useful applications.
3/28
One last day before the operation into Seiga’s heart. I vowed to go and gather up supplies we would need for the infiltration, check up on Nitori and our weapon upgrades, maybe make time to visit the Velvet Room to fuse a couple new Personas, and just generally be fully prepared in anticipation of lots of fights and trials.
“Yoohoo…”
I felt breathing on my neck as I hiked down the trail.
“...good afternoon, Matara-sama.”
“Oh, no need to be formal. We made a deal, did we not?”
I turned around and saw her with her arms crossed and, for whatever reason, wearing sunglasses. “How can I help you today?” I asked simply.
“I have a request for you,” she said. “And I promise that you will want to complete it.” She opened up a door on the back of a nearby tree, and led me inside.
Inside, I found myself in the Land of the Backdoor again, in an area floating in the void set up for habitation. There was a tea table, a desk to one side and a hung-up futon. Also awaiting us were Okina’s two servants, Satano and Mai, standing by dutifully.
I sat myself down at the tea table, witnessing Satano summon a tea set from nowhere and place it down in front of me. Okina sat on the other side, which went off the ledge but she summoned her throne to sit upon, lowering it down to my level.
“I hope you don’t mind,” she said. “It’s easier if I do this. I can’t quite sit cross-legged the way I used to.”
“I see,” I said neutrally. “So.” I blew on my tea. “What do you request from me today?”
Okina chuckled. “To tell the truth, I was actually present yesterday at the Underground bar that you were at with those wonderful ladies, while you yourself were one as well.”
I let out a light groan. “Haaah. What will become of me if people discover I can switch back and forth now? I am at the center of enough gossip as-is.”
“Oh, I didn’t suggest that I would tell anyone, far from it,” she replied. “I will say, Eirin is quite the medical genius to create a sex-changing drug, and it is fortuitous that it granted you the ability to transform as you wish. However, I’m sure you would agree that the disguise could be… refined.” She smiled. “Our deal has just begun, and already you have picked up a wonderful new power which makes it even easier for you to fulfill your end of the bargain. So, I wanted to help you improve it.”
“Improve it, how?” I asked.
“Just make yourself transform and I will show you,” she said.
“Well… alright.” I performed the transformation again. As I did so, I could see Okina point her finger at me, causing additional power to flow into me. When the smoke cleared, I looked down and-
“...WHAT.”
Satano and Mai clapped excitedly. “Yay! We have a new dancer!”
“Coworker!”
Somehow, it wasn’t just me that transformed. So had my detective outfit, into an outlandish dress styled the same way as theirs with a light brown color scheme, black socks, brown shoes and a kazaori-eboshi hat in place of my usual fedora. My hair had also grown out and was now tied up in twintails.
Also, my blood pressure was rising at a considerable rate.
“What is the meaning of this?” I demanded. “Was this your scheme this whole time?”
Okina looked puzzled. “...oh? Do you not like that outfit?”
“Well, of course I don’t like it!” I shouted with my arms out. “What would possess you to think that I would enjoy cosplaying as a schlocky anime character when I have barely any experience being a woman to begin with!”
She simply waved. “Ah, sorry sorry. I must be out of touch with your generation.” She pointed at me again. “Perhaps this is more to your liking.”
There was another puff of smoke, and my clothes changed once more. This time, I was left with something of a female version of my detective outfit, with a white shirt, a tie, a black-pleated skirt with boots and over-the-knee socks, and a tan overcoat which looked quite similar to Ren’s when he was Joker. I felt that my key and my gun were stashed in two pockets on either side. Also, I got the fedora back, with the twintails hanging down from either side of it. I looked over my new clothes, and overall felt much more satisfied with the result, although the sensation of cold air blowing up the skirt was still a rather alien one which made me feel rather exposed.
“How is that?” Okina asked.
“It’s much better,” I replied, “although now I feel like the protagonist of a mystery light novel. Then again, I already was one, I suppose.”
She chuckled again. “I simply wanted to improve your newfound ability. Now when you change between male and female, your appearance and clothes will also change to match.” She leaned over the table with a smirk. “After all, this is but one of your ‘masks.’”
“Hm?”
She leaned back. “You are not the only Trickster with the ability to change your appearance to further your goals. Many others before you have taken on different forms to play pranks on the gods themselves, and rebel against them. Anansi. Susano-o. Coyote. Hanuman. Set. All the way back to the Serpent who gave Adam and Eve the fruit of knowledge.” She paused. “And, of course, Loki.”
I shuddered. That was a name I never wanted to hear again, yet at the same time was also one which was inextricably linked to my past actions, and who my avoiding informed my attempts at redemption.
“Never forget, that power you hold has the ability to change the world, but also completely destroy it. I would dare to say that the fate of the World, and the fate of Humanity, of Youkai and of all the gods, rests entirely in your ability to be responsible with your actions. You have already demonstrated what happens if you allow yourself to abuse that power with no accountability. Tread cautiously, Trickster, if you wish to retain my aid and good blessings. And know that you must eventually present your true self to others.”
I quietly nodded. “My Justice would not allow it.”
“I would hope so,” she replied, “for your sake.”
I returned to normal before going back to the real world, and continued about with my errands. As I did, however, Okina’s words continued to echo in my mind. She really was a classic god, one who spoke down to Humanity yet saw the potential within the human heart. If my newfound female form really was a “second face,” then I really was a Trickster now, and closer to joining the ranks of all the Trickster gods who came before me. Yet, I still felt I had far to go, particularly since a certain other someone - Ren - had already become a successful Trickster who had already found the courage to face his accusations and clear his name. But I had spent two years digging myself into a hole of sin, with the blood and broken lives of many innocents stained onto my hands. Could I truly…
…I had to try, I resolved. I had to keep going. To stop now would be to run away, suffer in Hell, and leave Gensokyo and the world to the whims of distortion.
Mamiko
“...”
When I opened my eyes, there was only a black void. I looked around, and saw nothing except my own arms reaching out, dressed in my Metaverse armor.
…that can’t be right. I changed into a bedrobe before retiring for the night. I should be at Alice-sama’s house, and yet here I was instead. Was this a dream? Where was I?
I got up onto my feet, and looked around more to figure out where I was. This black space had no reference, only myself and a gray spot underneath where I stood.
“Hello?” I called out, trying to get a response, to see if anyone else was here.
“I’m right here.”
I turned around, and saw… me. Or, rather, a figure resembling me, with black wisps surrounding her and with bright, yellow-gold eyes…
…no… it can’t… this is impossible…
“Is that what you think?” she asked me.
I jumped back. “W-what is this? Who are you??”
She shook her head. “Of course you would deny my existence. After all, it is impossible for a shadow, a figment born from the collective unconscious, to have a shadow of their own. That is what you think. You are nothing more than a doll having her strings pulled by everyone else, wanting to be part of the group and yet never feeling like more than their glorified attack dog, not a living being with thoughts and feelings of your own.” She glared at me. “Admit it. You allow yourself to be defined first and foremost as a former shadow of the Gody General Vajra, raging against the distortion of Ethos. Yet, you never consider the identity you have created for yourself. The heart which you have become, merging with a body and birthing the person known as Mamiko Shinshou. One who has transcended the chaotic trappings of the collective unconscious, yet insists on tethering yourself to your past. Is that why, then, that your ‘friends’ treat you as an afterthought?”
I stepped back, wincing. “No… I…”
She slapped me across the face. “Useless. Utterly useless. What good are you as a person if you cannot find a purpose for yourself other than fighting on other people’s whim and serving your master like an ignorant hound?! What is it truly that you live for? Those people saved you from distortion after that distortion almost made you kill them. How are you going to cut your strings and find your own strength? How are you going to truly repay your dear friends and stand with them, not just for them? What is your purpose in life???”
“My… purpose?”
She turned her back on me and walked away, looking at me as she did so. “Think about it, Shinshou! And don’t talk to me again until you have an answer.” At that moment, she faded into the dark.
I stood there, looking into the void. My purpose. My identity. I was Mamiko Shinshou. I was a former shadow of Vajra. I was a shadow.
A shadow.
A…
A…
…
I collapsed.
If I was a shadow, then why? Why did I…
Notes:
Fem!Goro/Hatsuko screaming at Okina looks the same as Kasen doing that one yelling pose with her arms out from WaHH.
Chapter 69: Lights, Camera, Brawl
Summary:
The funny number chapter.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/29
Goro
“Is something bothering you, Bull?” Byakruen asked.
Mamiko looked up and shook her head. “My apologies, I’ve just had some matters on my mind.”
“I see.” She looked over at me next. “And you… you seem rather contemplative today, Crow.”
Well, gaining the ability to turn into a girl whenever you wanted had that effect on you, generally speaking. “Oh, don’t mind me. I’ve just been busy these past couple of days, getting ready to head into Seiga’s fortress, is all.”
“There’s obviously somethin’ else goin’ on,” Marisa said, “but we can talk about it later.”
“Right,” Youmu said. “We need to come up with a plan for the infiltration.”
I looked around, at the round table in our grand Hall of the Daybreakers, and turned to Miko. I smiled. “You know, it is rather fitting that a person whose Persona is King Arthur takes a seat at a round table.”
“Perhaps,” Miko said, “although admittedly I’m am not very learned on Arthurian myth.” She paused. “The ‘fortress’ takes the form of a large battle arena, where shadows duke it out in front of a large crowd of spectators, and where Seiga, or rather her shadow, officiates the matches.”
“A battle arena, huh?” Aya commented. “That’s definitely a change of pace from a castle, a church, and an office tower, where we had to be sneaky to get around.”
“Indeed,” I said. “This infiltration may be quite different from our previous ones, so we have to be ready for, specifically, battles. Lots of battles. Moreover, the sheer number of shadow spectators watching these fights, and also likely walking around the fortress, means that the security situation will be different from, and more precarious than, previous missions.”
“What is the ‘security level’?” Miko asked.
“We have to avoid getting spotted as much as possible,” Reimu explained. “The more we’re seen by patrolling enemies, the more and stronger foes we’ll end up facing, meaning things will quickly get out of hand if we make any mistakes.”
“But if shadows are watching other shadows fight for sport,” Nitori added, “then the way the security level is affected will be very different, since that sort of thing happening in any of our previous fortresses would jack up the security so high that we wouldn’t have been able to get anything done.”
“Exactly,” I nodded. “Which is why we need to be extra cautious, and be ready for anything the fortress throws at us.” I looked over at Mamiko, who was still deep in thought. “Does all of this make sense, Bull?”
She waited a moment before replying. “Shadows… making other shadows fight for sport…”
“She was originally a shadow whom you all freed from distortion, and who is possessing a person-sized doll Alice made, correct?” Miko asked. “If so, then I could certainly understand her frustration.”
“Yeah,” Nitori said. “I mean, if what Crow and King are describing is accurate, then it would really hit home for her.”
“Eh, that might be true, but nothin’ a little elbow grease can’t fix,” Marisa said. “C’mon, you know that we have your back the whole way, and we’re gonna get to the bottom of this incident, no matter what it takes.”
Mamiko lightly smiled. “Thank you. It means a lot to know that you all are supporting me.”
Reimu got up. “Well, if we’re done with our pow-wow, then let’s head out. Incidents don’t resolve themselves.”
“Right.” I used the key to return us to Nitori’s cave, before we filed out to head to where Miko said was the best place to enter Senkai. I stayed behind to watch Mamiko, who still seemed troubled, before she eventually got up and left, leaving me to lock the door on the way out.
Our group soon arrived in Senkai, in an area where Nitori determined the distortion to be weakest and therefore allow for easier entry. This area was close to the Hall of Dreams Mausoleum, and put us in a valley beneath where Miko’s own Divine Spirit Mausoleum was located.
Upon entering and stepping forward, Miko and Byakuren looked at each other. “You know,” Miko said, “between all the incidents that occur, the religious war and the occult orbs, we just can’t keep from sticking our noses into each other’s domains.”
Byakuren smiled. “Perhaps it is fate. As much as we consider ourselves adversaries, there simply come moments where we have no choice but to cooperate, often because we are forced to.”
Mamiko stepped forward, in front of everyone else, and looked up. “So, this is Senkai, the realm of Hermits. To think that I would be allowed into such a place…” She looked down, her lips pursed.
“‘Ya really sure you’re okay?” Marisa asked. “We told ‘ya we’d support you, but ‘ya still seem out of sorts. If ‘ya need to take a break from fortresses, I’d be okay with that.”
Mamiko shook her head. “No, it’s fine. I absolutely will strike down this fortress, like all the other ones before.”
“Well, whatever’s bothering you, just try to compartmentalize it while we’re in there,” Reimu said. “That’s what I do when I need to go resolve an incident when I have something on my mind.”
“You won’t be able to fight to your fullest if you can’t keep a clear head,” Youmu said. “That’s what grandpa told me.”
“And your opponents absolutely will capitalize on any weakness you show,” Aya added. “Trust me, take it from someone who knows.”
“I won’t fail you all now,” Mamiko said.
“Good,” I nodded. “Now, without further delay, let us proceed.” I turned to Miko. “Did you make sure no one else will see us do this?”
“I sent Futo and Tojiko away on a snipe hunt before we met back up,” she replied.
“Splendid. Then, will you care to do the honors?”
“Certainly,” she said, pulling out her key. “Seiga Kaku. Senkai. Arena.” And with that, we were off.
Previously, I had not seen the fortress’s exterior. Now, however, I felt as though I had been teleported to Glitzville, given the bustling plaza full of vendors and passerby surrounding us, along with a grand, Chinese-styled stadium perched atop a hill ahead of us with throngs of spectators filing in and out with hands full of treats and heads topped with souvenir hats.
“Well… this is quite the place,” Aya said.
“A grand arena, where people fight for Seiga’s amusement,” Byakuren mused. “That certainly sounds like her.”
Youmu looked around, then said, “hold on… something isn’t right.”
“Hm?” I looked around myself, and realized all of us were still in our normal clothes.
“Wait, what’s going on?” Marisa asked. “Our clothes haven’t changed?”
“Isn’t this bad?” Nitori asked. “Since we can’t use our Personas?”
“Not necessarily,” I said. “Simply entering the Metaverse isn’t enough to cause our outfits to change. The ruler of the realm must also see us as a threat, since our masks and outfits also protect us from distortion. Up to this point, all fortress rulers, plus whoever or whatever controls Ethos, have done just that. Perhaps they didn’t specifically consider us threats, but they simply didn’t trust anyone in general.” I turned around to the stadium. “But in this case, for what I can only speculate to be because of Seiga’s confidence that no one is really a threat to her, our outfits have not manifested. Fortunately, that also means shadows will not attack us for the time being.” I stepped forward. “Still, we must be cautious, as that could change at any moment, and we don’t want to be surrounded by hostile entities when that happens. We should also still call each other by codenames, even though we still appear normal.”
Reimu waved her gohei, but to no effect. “We also still can’t use our real-world powers here, so we absolutely have to be careful not to get into a fight.”
“Sucks for us to be essentially powerless,” Marisa said. “So, we just go up the stairs and try to enter?”
“That would be the logical thing to do,” Miko said. “Seiga, or at least her shadow, is probably up there.”
“Then, let’s head up,” I said, leading the way.
There were no ticket booths, long lines, or other obstructions keeping us outside, so we simply proceeded through the sliding glass doors into the stadium’s main atrium. Up ahead, we saw fans gathered around a figure with red legs, a gray body with a long head fin and wings signing autographs. To either side of them, shadows dressed as security personnel, keeping watch for threats to Shadow Seiga, and perhaps also sports hooligans in the crowd. And in front of us, large sets of double-doors leading into the arena area, and a set of stairs leading up into the upper levels, as well as a large, circular hallway encircling the arena with pop-up vendors and concession stands, selling everything from popcorn to pretzels to beer.
“This place is massive,” Nitori remarked.
“Indeed,” I said. “Many Outside arenas are this large, if not even larger. They host all kinds of sporting events, from baseball to soccer to sumo fights, as well as non-sporting events such as concerts.”
“I’m surprised Seiga even knows what an Outside arena looks like, at least a modern one,” Aya said. “Sure, Megumu’s fortress was a modern skyscraper, but she played a video game that showed those, so she at least had a good idea of what they were supposed to look like.”
“I don’t know when Seiga arrived in Gensokyo,” Reimu said, “only that she’s been around since before I was born, based on what little evidence I’ve been able to gather. Maybe she knows what a stadium looks like because she was Outside long enough to be inside one, but I don’t know…”
“Can I help your group with something?”
We turned around, and saw a well-dressed Zouchouten shadow addressing us… which was odd, because he was an unmasked shadow, and generally shadows in cognitive realms had masks on their faces hiding their true forms.
“Oh, uh, we were just discussing our plans for today,” Marisa said awkwardly.
“I see,” he replied. “And you?”
I thought for a moment, and asked, “is it possible to register to compete?”
The rest of the group jumped in shock. “Dude, what are you doing?!” Nitori exclaimed.
“Just trust me,” I said.
The shadow paused, then bowed. “Interesting you ask that question, we just had a team drop out of the tournament, so we have a spot in the Bronze League open.” He turned around. “Follow me. I will show you to the promoter’s office.”
“Excellent,” I smiled. He led us back into a staff-only area, past changing rooms and supply closets. As we walked past them, I turned around and gestured to the others to remain quiet and avoid doing anything suspicious. If this was anything like Chapter 3, I figured, then I had a reasonable idea of what to expect and how to proceed with the plan.
We were soon led to an office with Seiga’s nameplate next to the door. The shadow opened the door for us and allowed us to enter. Inside, we could see Shadow Seiga signing papers and doing computer work, before she noticed us and put everything down.
“Oh, welcome!” she said rather politely. “Have you all come to register to fight?”
“Indeed we have,” I said.
She looked at our faces, and zeroed in on Miko’s. “Oh,” she said. “It’s you, from last time.”
“You remember me?” Miko asked.
“Why wouldn’t I recognize my old friend, especially after what you pulled last time you were here?” Shadow Seiga got up and walked around her desk. “I’ll tell you what, the crowd thought your surprise match was just the best thing since sliced bread, and have been clamoring for your return ever since. So, when we had a team drop out, I reserved their spot so that you could claim it once you returned.” She smiled. “And, of course, I expected that the famous Day Breakers would eventually seek to ‘take my distorted desires.”
We froze up, and the hairs on our bodies stood on end.
“Oh, don’t think I haven’t heard about you all after the three targets you have taken down already,” she said. “If I wanted to, I could easily kick you all out, but that’s not how I roll. As you all know, I firmly believe that only the strongest should be entitled to receive what they want, but that includes my foes as well as myself and my friends and allies, because anyone can train to become strong, but a drive and desire to come out on top is something you’re born with. So, I propose a challenge: if you can make it to the top of the rankings, through all three of the leagues here at my stadium, and best the champion, then I’ll afford you the chance to demonstrate your strength to me.”
“Is that a promise?” I asked warily.
“Like I said, if I wanted to kick you out, I could do so at any time,” she replied.
“What should we do, Crow?” Youmu asked. “It’s possible that she could be… well, you know…”
I shook my head. “We should play along for as long as we can. This fortress clearly isn’t like any of the others we’ve gone through so far, since Seiga herself is challenging us to change her heart. I have encountered this situation before: Sae-san’s shadow was much the same way, but we managed to avoid her traps by anticipating her actions in advance. As long as we remain observant, we should be able to pull through.”
“You sound confident that your plan will work,” Byakuren said, “even though our opponent is well-known for being a manipulative liar.”
“Again, just like Sae-san’s shadow, who boasted about challenging us fair and square but forced us to partake in rigged casino games. Besides, you all know I’m very good at coming up with new plans as the situation demands.”
“Almost to a fault,” Aya said. “Actually, you, Seraph and Starburst are all prone to throwing yourself into situations with no idea how they’ll actually turn out, but you tell yourselves that it will work out in the end.”
“Being an incident resolver all but requires that,” Reimu commented, “given the amount of bullshit that happens in Gensokyo on a daily basis.”
“True that,” Marisa said, while giving Byakuren and Miko cock-eyed glances.
Miko frowned. “Fair point.”
I cleared my throat. “In any case, we are interested in registering for the tournament.”
Shadow Seiga smiled. “I knew you’d say yes.” She produced a piece of paper for me to sign. “Here is your registration for the tournament. Your group will start out at the bottom of the Bronze League, the lowest of our three leagues, followed by the Silver League, then the Gold League. The Champion is a spot all their own, below only the Dream Fight that is. The rules are simple: defeat the team above you to claim their spot, and claw your way up the rankings. Of course, that won’t be easy, given the diverse fighting styles of our contenders here.”
“Nothing we can’t overcome with numbers,” Marisa grinned.
“Oh, that won’t be possible,” Shadow Seiga said. “I hope you do agree that it isn’t fun watching one person get mercilessly slaughtered by a whole gang of fighters, so we have a rule here at the stadium: should one team have more members than the other, then that team can only send in enough members to match their opponent, unless said opponent requests to fight your whole team at once.” She looked over at Nitori. “Oh, and by the way, your supporting friend there counts as a fighter.”
We looked at each other, realizing what Seiga’s conditions meant for our strategy.
“Well, shoot,” Reimu said. “We can’t just overwhelm them and call it a day.”
“We’ll have to be very careful in choosing our team compositions,” Mamiko said. “Not only that, but we must decide if we want to face each opponent with Doktor supporting us but with one less active combatant, or if we can afford to forgo her assistance.”
“And, of course, if there’s just one fighter, we don’t have a choice,” I said. “Therefore, as much as possible, I should be part of every fight, since I can adapt to any opponent’s strategy.”
The others looked among themselves, before facing me and nodding. “Well, alright,” Nitori said. “Don’t get reckless, Crow.”
“I won’t.” I looked over the paper, read it carefully while nitpicking for any legal traps or weasel words which might complicate our efforts, and once satisfied, signed it. “Here you go.”
“Splendid,” Shadow Seiga said. “Welcome to my arena, Day Breakers.” She snapped her fingers, summoning a black-haired girl with pale skin and yellow eyes, wearing a suit and holding a clipboard. “My lovely assistant Yoshika will show you to your locker room.”
Yoshika bowed. “Please come with me.” We filed behind her and followed her out.
“Yoshika?” I asked. “Who is she?”
“In the real world, Seiga’s Jiangshi, whom she created from the animated corpse of a poet,” Miko explained
“Then, this must be her cognition of Yoshika,” Byakuren added. “Just an obedient puppet who will bend to her every want and desire.”
“And unlike me, Yoshika doesn’t even have the will to rebel against it,” Youmu said. “She doesn’t have a soul, she operates solely on the commands given to her by Seiga.”
I looked at the cognitive Yoshika, who simply led us through the halls in silence.
“Is something wrong?” I asked.
“Oh, sorry, I was just focusing on the task at hand,” she said. She led us down the hallways, past several fighters who started whispering about us, and into a small locker room. “Seiga expected your arrival, and so took care to set you all up here. Consider yourself lucky, most fighters don’t get their own room unless and until they become the champion.”
“Not like nine people sharing a room is any comfier,” Marisa commented.
“Fair point.” Once inside, some of us took seats on the bench, and Yoshika took time to point out the terminal. “You will need to ascend the ranks in order to claim the champions belt. You will start at the very bottom of the Bronze League, battling your way through the 29 fighters above you, all the way up to the current champion: Ardha, the one of two halves. We have quite the varied assortment of fighters, from lone rangers to large troupes. Our most popular fighters are the Embryon, of whom Ardha is a part.” She looked through the rankings. “Currently, if you were to ascend the ranks, you would fight Dyaus first. He’s not the strongest fighter, but he is a crowd favorite because of his carefree, fun-loving demeanor.”
I caught a glimpse of the list, showing the names of the opponents we would face:
Gold League
- Ardha (Current Champion)
- The Four Horsemen
- Tarmy and the Goyfs
- Drunken Serpents
- Agni
- King Hippo
- Reliable Excavation and Demolition
- Mother, Knowledge and Judgement
- Devourer of Everything
- Prithivi
Silver League
- Fratricidal Destroyer
- Hundred-Armed Watchers
- Dual-Wielding Duelists
- Double-Takes
- Vayu
- Wings of Night
- Fujiwara’s Oni
- Hard-To-Destroy Reptile
- On Heaven’s Wings
- LION BIRDS
Bronze League
- The Amazing Shell-Shocker
- Dyaus
- I like Horses
- Fairy Squadron
- The Mitamas
- The Tengu Gang
- The Destroyer of Worlds
- The New England Patriots
- Jack Bros.
- →The Day Breakers ←
“I don’t like the names of some of these teams,” Aya said. “I mean, ‘Fratricidal Destroyer,’ ‘The Four Horsemen,’ ‘Hard-To-Destroy Reptile,’ and one of our first opponents is ‘The Destroyer of Worlds.’”
“Iunno, I have a feeling that he’s a small-time with a big ego, if he’s that low on the list,” Marisa said.
Yoshika pointed toward the terminal again. “You can request matches from here. Crow, please step up and request a match with the Jack Bros.”
“Very well,” I said, fixing my tie. I went up to the terminal, pressed the button, and watched as the screen thought for a minute before confirming the bout.
“Excellent,” Yoshika said. “Now then, once the opponents are ready, our security personnel will come and lead you to the arena. Also, if you look at the screen, you’ll see that they have three members. You’ll have to pick three fighters to go against them. As my boss has stated, your navigator also counts as a fighter. Only these three fighters can enter the ring, although the others can watch from the sidelines. As long as you keep winning, you will only face opponents ranked higher than you, and will not risk losing your standing.” She bowed, then went to the door. “Good luck, and may the odds be in your favor.”
Once she left, we took a moment to discuss our plan. “So, we’ll need to choose three fighters.”
“Who are our opponents, though?” Mamiko asked. “We don’t know what they look like.”
“Well, we can probably figure it out based on our experience and the team names,” Nitori suggested.
“Indeed,” I noted. “No doubt there will be a Jack ‘o Lantern and a Jack Frost. Since there’s three members, the last one might be an elusive Jack Ripper. All of them are weak foes, so I think a team consisting of myself, Seraph and Doktor should suffice.”
“Agreed,” Reimu said. “Being outnumbered won’t matter if they’re all red shirts.”
At that moment, the security guard came in. “Your fight is now ready. Please follow me.”
Stepping into the main arena, I felt as though I had been teleported to a WrestleMania event, given the bright lights, the jumbotrons, the unruly fans getting into fistfights in the bleachers, and the promotion of Seiga’s mug everywhere. Somehow, there was also promotion for Nintendo, Sony, Mitsubishi, Atlus and Madicce, even though she shouldn’t know what any of those companies were. In the crowds, there were sights such a drunk Rangda hitting herself in the forehead with a plank only for it to snap because she repelled physical attacks, a Dominion with 37 hot dogs in his mouth, a Mot spamming Tarukaja despite not fighting anyone, and a Cait Sith bouncing on the belly of a passed-out Ganesha. For a fortress, it seemed rather non-personalized, although to be fair I knew very little about Seiga’s personality and past, details which I hoped to glean from her shadow eventually.
“GOOOOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTS!” Shadow Seiga yelled into the mic. “Today we have a special treat for you all! A brand new team of fighters has entered the fray, arriving here from the great, hidden land of Gensokyo, rising up to dominate the ring, give it up for the DAY BREAKERRRRRRRS!” The crowd then went wild, throwing up their arms and refreshments as we approached.
As discussed, Reimu, Nitori and I ascended the steps up, while the others hung back and took their seats in a raised bench box with a close-up view from the ring, from which they could provide encouragement and advice. Climbing over the ropes, our Metaverse outfits finally materialized.
“Hm,” I said, inspecting myself. “It would seem that our outfits, and therefore also our masks, only manifest whenever we are in the ring.”
“Thank god,” Reimu said. “I’d rather this than that embarrassing leotard that Yukari made me wear that one time when she came up with the idea for a tag-team wrestling tournament.”
“I hear you,” Nitori replied. “It felt good to wear bloomers again after several days spent in, well, that.”
?
“We can talk about it later,” Reimu said to me, before looking at the other side. “More importantly, here come our opponents.”
Three figures hopped over the ropes, including a Jack ‘o Lantern, Jack Ripper, and a Jack Frost dressed like the Noid and holding a skateboard. “Hee-ho! We’re the Jack Bros., and we’re gonna hee all the way up your ho!”
“What is that supposed to mean?” Nitori asked.
I held out my knife. “Sorry, but you’ve hee’d your last ho.” The audience groaned at my awful pun, which also made Reimu physically flinch in pain.
“Now,” Shadow Seiga announced, “let’s get ready to… RUMBLE!” A loud gong went off, signaling the start of the fight. Reimu wasted no time rushing in and throwing a fireball at the leader, but he skillfully dodged the attack on his skateboard and retaliated with a Bufu attack, which she barely dodged.
“Dammit!” she grunted.
I decided to focus on taking down his partners quickly to reduce the pressure. I still had that Barbatos with Magarula, so I used that to instantly knock out the Jack ‘o Lantern and push the other two back into the opposite ropes. Both quickly recovered and charged me.
“Doktor, analysis!” I called out.
Nitori scanned Jack Ripper. “Bless attacks will work!”
“Cool,” Reimu said, before intercepting Jack Ripper and swinging her gohei, which knocked him out of the arena. With just Jack Frost left to focus on, I baited him toward me and got ready to intercept him with a knife attack. I swung at the right moment, but somehow missed… and when I looked to see why…
“What the hell?”
In front of us, we saw Trump Frost on top of Jack Frost beating him up with his fists and stomping on him, before taking his skateboard and whacking him over the head with it, putting him down for the count. The crowd cheered as he stood there for a moment, before sauntering off the ring.
“Wow, folks, looks like we’ve got an upset here! One of our corporate sponsors has come on to finish the fight!”
Reimu looked up. “She’s not going to count him against us?”
“It’s all part of the show,” I commented, “In real life, wrestling is more about entertainment than actual sport, so as long as we keep the crowd happy, we should be fine.”
“...hm,” she nodded, before we got in the center of the ring, raised our hands in victory, and took in the crowd’s cheers.
“Well, that wasn’t hard at all,” Aya commented.
“Indeed, but they were low-ranking,” Byakuren added. “There was no doubt as to the outcome.”
“Oh, yeah, check this out!” Nitori cut in, before revealing a camera and showing pictures of the fight. “I made this camera recently, so we can document our battles and exploits!”
“Nice work, Doktor!” Marisa smiled.
“Now then,” I said, “this place will primarily test our combat skills, but we also need to realize that we’re still in a fortress, and there is a security level that we need to be mindful of, so we still need to be ready to sneak around if needed.”
“About that.” Nitori pulled up a map. “I just got done analyzing this place. Looks like it’s divided up into three zones. There are green zones where we can walk around safely without fear of raising the security level, including the outside area, the arena whenever fights are being conducted, and the backstage areas where all the fighters hang out. There’s a yellow zone where our powers and outfits manifest but which also isn’t affected by the security level, this is the ring when fights are going on. Only in the red zones do we have to act like we do normally, dodging shadows, ripping off masks and avoiding being spotted. This includes the arena when no fights are going on, certain staff-only areas, and the sewer beneath the entire fortress.”
“A sewer, huh?” Aya said. “Hope we never need to go there. I’m almost gagging just thinking about it.”
“One last thing,” Nitori added. “This locker room counts as a safe room, so we can quickly leave and return here if needed.”
“Hopefully, we won’t have to do that too often,” Reimu said, before walking over to the terminal. “Let’s just request our next… what the heck?”
“What’s wrong?” Youmu asked.
“It says our next opponent isn’t available until tomorrow,” Reimu replied, “so we can’t fight them.”
I went over and inspected the terminal. “I see. All the fighters are on differing schedules… aha. It looks like everyone up to and including The Amazing Shell-Shocker is available on the 31st of this month.”
“Gah, so their availability is tied to the real-world calendar? We can’t clear this dump all at once?” Marisa asked.
“It would appear so,” I said, shaking my head. “The Phantom Thieves also sometimes encountered barriers which required going back to the real world and doing something to alter the ruler’s cognition in order to clear them. But in this case, we’re at the whims of a surprisingly normal fight schedule.”
“So you’re suggesting it would be best to leave for today and return on the 31st to challenge the rest of the Bronze League at once?” Mamiko asked.
“Precisely. In any case, our stamina would be worn down quickly trying to defeat all of our opponents in one go. We should rest frequently to keep our strength up.”
“That would be wise,” Byakuren noted. “If we cannot continue for now anyway, we should go back to rest and prepare.”
I turned to Miko. “I apologize if any of this seems confusing, especially since your first fortress is a deviation from the norm.”
“No need to worry about it,” she said. “I’ve come to constantly expect changing circumstances.”
“Excellent. Then, if we don’t have anything else, let’s break for today.”
Outside the fortress, Nitori pulled me aside once all the others had dispersed. “Hey, so, you know how I said I developed a camera to take pictures in the fortresses?”
“Yes?”
“Well… it was actually a collaboration with Sumireko Usami. Apparently, she told me that she could access the Metaverse in the real world, and met you at some point, and you came up with the idea for us to take pictures for her in exchange for real world goods?” She pouted. “You really shouldn’t make deals like that behind our backs. It makes you seem less trustworthy.”
“I’m sorry,” I bowed. “I meant to tell you ahead of time, but my schedule was so busy that it slipped my mind.”
“I see. Well, I’ll let it go this time. As you could see, I also kept it a secret from everyone else, just to keep them from panicking over Sumireko knowing about us.” She handed the pictures over to me. “Anyway, she works for Rinnosuke whenever she comes here, bringing him stuff which he pays her for, and also acting as a night watch of sorts. You should be able to find her down there later this evening, although she doesn’t always show up. In my experience getting supplies from her, she’s more likely to appear in Gensokyo on days where she isn’t up late doing ‘homework.’”
I thought about her study schedule, and then remembered we were in the same year in school, meaning she would be starting college next week, and therefore would currently be off. “Then, I’ll go down there tonight and see if she’s there.”
“Alright then, good luck,” Nitori said.
Later that night, I made my way down to Kourindou, catching Sumireko just as she was arriving for work.
“Good evening, Sumireko-san.”
She turned around. “Oh, good evening! Sorry, I didn’t expect to see you!”
“We have a deal, don't we?” I produced the pictures Nitori took. “And I’ve come to fulfill my end of it.”
“Oh, awesome!” She took the photos, and flipped through them, first with excitement, then slowly turning into a confused expression as she got to the part with Trump Frost beating down the Jack Noid. “...what… the fuck? Why is…” She shook her head. “Well, nevermind, the Metaverse rarely makes any sense, anyway. So, as promised, I’ll give you an update on the Phantom Thieves.”
“Do tell,” I said.
“So, obviously, Ren went home and will be doing his third year in his hometown of Chino, which is not far from where Gensokyo would be if it were still Outside. However, I just learned that Makoto and Haru will also be attending Tokyo University at the same time as me. I had to close the Sealing Club at my old school since I was the only member, but I’ll be opening it up at college in order to continue it. I’m hoping I can get them to join as members.”
“Impressive,” I said. “You managed to get into Tokyo University? That’s a difficult school to get accepted into.”
“Yeah, but what can I say, I’m a genius,” she said smugly. “I flew through my classes so easily I actually slept through most of them because they didn’t challenge me at all. Makoto also got in due to her really high grades and her being the student council president at Shujin. As for Haru, I imagine she had her family’s wealth and influence behind her, even with the scandals that came out after her father’s death. Seems like the new management has been bending over backwards to make everything right and then better than before, right down to letting the workers unionize. I read recently that they plan to phase out Big Bang Burger and replace it with a fast-casual cafe and bakery chain, as well as enter the fine-dining sector in order to shed their image as a purveyor to the lowest common denominator. There was a statement by the new president that they’re doing this to bring the company’s vision back to what it was when old man Okumura opened his cafe decades ago.”
“Well, I’m glad they’re doing what they can to recover from Kunikazu Okumura’s mess,” I smiled.
“That you helped cause, I should add,” she glared.
“Well… yes, yes I did.”
“Remember, part of our deal was that I not rat you out to anyone. Don’t forget, I know everything.”
“Indeed.” I looked back up. “Well, hopefully, your plan works out. I’m sure those two will make good friends.”
“Yeah! I don’t know how to really go about it, though. All my friends are here in Gensokyo.”
“...all of your friends? As in, you have no friends out there?”
“I mean, well… i-i-it’s just so boring out there, you know! No one is interested in the occult like I am. Surely they don’t appreciate complex topics like that! This place is way cooler than the Outside!”
I crossed my arms. “Are you sure that’s all there is to it?”
Sumireko looked down. “I… I mean…”
“You need to live your life out there,” I told her. “Life’s too short to waste it doing things alone. Take it from someone who knows the pain of withdrawing from the world because he felt like he couldn’t make friends.”
“...”
“I’ll be leaving now,” I said. “Meditate on my words for a while.” I turned around and left, watching Sumireko pause for a moment before ultimately going inside the shop.
Notes:
So, Persona 5 Tactica was announced, and I do plan on playing it. However, when I first published this story, I put in the summary that it is a "what-if scenario" following the events of Shido's Palace. One reason why I did this (aside from the usual fanfic liberties) was to sidestep any further plans Atlus had for the Persona 5 series of games, since the first chapter was published in July of 2020. So this story will only count the original game, Royal and Strikers as canon, ignoring Persona Q2, the dancing spinoffs, P5X (which I don't intend to play even if it were released stateside since I heavily dislike gatcha games, getting off my MTG addiction was hard enough and I would like to use the money for skiing and other things) and Persona 5 Tactica. It helps that that game happens right around when the Phantom Thieves disband after Royal, meaning I don't have to change the timeline and the window to include it has already passed anyway.
I'm also going to play Persona 3 Reload when it releases, since its events and aftermath will heavily influence a future arc and a few character's backstories.
On the Touhou side of things, this story follows the rules for its timeline, with games taking place in the year they're released with some exceptions. Some events will be shifted around (HSiFS takes place in summer in canon, rather than the first day of spring like it did here), but I will not attempt to meaningfully include characters introduced later in the timeline than Unconnected Marketeers; even then, the only reason Megumu was included was because she worked as a far superior replacement for the Day Breaker's original third target, which was going to be Tenma himself.
Chapter 70: The story of Okuu
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3/30
Goro
I had not expected that our fortress infiltration would be impacted by something as mundane as a fighting schedule, forcing us to wait two days to challenge our next opponents and continue up the ladder. Just to make sure it wasn’t a trick, I asked Miko to go back in and check to see if the schedule was still the same, which she confirmed. This left all of us with a day to spend doing whatever we saw fit. Youmu promised to investigate more into Seiga’s whereabouts, while the others simply prepared for the fights ahead.
I remembered Utsuho’s request about another spirit loose in the Geyser Center. I decided to go pay her a visit, since we did strike a business agreement.
Arriving at the Geyser Center’s entrance, I was just about to buzz the intercom when the door opened, revealing Utsuho, who had somehow anticipated my arrival.
“Good day,” she said. “You are here to capture spirit?”
“Indeed I am,” I bowed.
“Excellent. Then, follow me.” She offered me PPE, which I donned, before leading me inside, past the main lobby, and deep into the caverns underneath Youkai Mountain.
We soon arrived at Sector Y, which was home to kilometer-long steam pipes driving massive turbines, which generated electricity. “Welcome to Sector Y,” she said. “This place is main turbine hall. Heat from suns boils water, sending it up through pipes and driving turbines. Sector Y is also primarily responsible for geysers and hot springs across mountain. Is called Secotr Y because we have two other units. Sector X is vast field of photovoltaic panels converting light into power, and Sector Z manages heat and pressure levels in Former Hell, controlling Youkai Mountain and keeping it from erupting, which would destroy operation.”
“I would imagine,” I said. “I’m no nuclear or geophysicist, so I can’t begin to imagine how difficult it must be to make sure everything runs right, since one wrong move would vaporize the mountain in nuclear fire.”
“No one can beat Okuu’s genius in nuclear science,” she boasted. “Humans are bumbling idiots who allow incidents like Chernobyl and Fukushima to happen. Okuu is working on biggest breakthrough yet: a self-sustaining sun, capable of providing Gensokyo and the world of all their power needs for generations.”
“But don’t you already create suns?” I asked her.
“Suns run out of power in short time,” Utsuho explained. “Some last only seconds. Okuu wants to create sun which sustains itself like full-sized sun out in space. Okuu has poured hours and hours of effort into research, but cannot come up with solution to problem. But Okuu tries, and Okuu knows she will get there eventually.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Well, I wish you the best of luck with that.”
Utsuho did not reply. Instead, she simply looked off into the seemingly endless void, as if her gaze was fixated on something. I turned to try and see what she was looking at, and there it was, clear as day, another evil spirit floating around, getting ready to mess with the electronics.
Without hesitating, I jumped up and flew toward it. Previously, I had subdued a spirit by inadvertently bringing it into the Metaverse, but that wasn’t an option here. Instead, I chose to attack it with spell cards. Since it was an evil spirit, I figured it had to be weak to Bless-type attacks, so I summoned a Principality-backed attack which used Hama amulets in order to try and “purify” it. The rascally thing noticed my approach and dodged most of my hits while retaliating with lasers of its own, but I knew that as long as I successfully struck it once, I would win.
Finally, eventually, one of the amulets hit, and I expected the spirit to explode. Instead, after being struck, it was engulfed in a burst of light, which, after dying down, revealed that it had purged the spirit of darkness and anything resembling negative energies. The spirit then simply floated up into the cavern, determined to make its way to the afterlife properly.
“...huh, interesting,” I said. I came back down to where Utsuho was. “So,” I asked, “how did I do?”
“...ah, that was good job,” she said. “Okuu remembers that shrine maiden purified spirits with amulets, except you are not cranky and cumbersome as she is. Spirit is not food for us now, but as long as problem is solved, Okuu thanks you.”
“I appreciate the compliment,” I smiled.
Utsuho looked around, then said, “is getting close to break time. Come. There is good tea, and Okuu can tell you story.”
“A story?”
“The story of Okuu, how Okuu came to this place.”
“...ah, alright.”
The Geyser Center breakroom resembled the sterile, fluorescent-lit “lounges” at the police station back in Tokyo, complete with white folding tables and plastic chairs, vending machines, a water cooler and even a Keurig. Utsuho steeped a couple leaves into cups of hot water, and we seated ourselves next to each other. There were a couple other kappa workers present, but they seemed to pay us no mind.
“This reminds me of the breakrooms back in Tokyo,” I said.
“Kanako-sama helped us create this place, so she built breakroom based on what she knows,” Utsuho said.
I blew on my tea to try and cool it down. “Still, though, why tell me your life story all of a sudden?”
“Okuu has heard story of Akechi. Now, Okuu tells Akechi story of Okuu,” she said. “Is what friends do. Although, is long story, very long.”
“I don’t mind,” I said. “In fact, I kind of like long stories.”
“Excellent,” Utsuho said.
The Story of Utsuho
On warm spring day, Okuu hatched from egg. Okuu used all her might to break through shell to meet world. Above Okuu was mother bird, beside Okuu were three other chicks. We called up, mouths open, begging for food, which mother gave us. Nuts, seeds and worms. Soon we grew big and gained big bird plumage, and time came for us to leave nest. Okuu left first, since others disliked Okuu. Okuu wondered if it was because of her third leg, while other birds only had two legs. Okuu felt superior for having three legs, thought others were jealous.
Once out of nest, Okuu spent months doing bird things: hunting, eating, and flying. Soon though, weather turned cold, and cold white stuff covered ground. Okuu needed to find shelter, as Okuu did not like being cold.
Okuu searched for days for warm shelter: trees, rocks, burrows, none of them warmed Okuu up. As days went by, sun went down sooner, night lasted longer, and air got colder and full of cold flakes. Okuu feared she would freeze to death, but then one day, Okuu found place to stay. Lights shot out in all directions, large flying objects landed and left, and figures walked around carrying sticks. Okuu flew close, found warm air blowing from hole in rock-like thing. Okuu flew inside and nested. Was dark and somewhat smelly, but Okuu did not mind as long as place was warm.
Through vents, Okuu watched strange, peach-skinned creatures walk in and out, changing their fur and sleeping on white pads, while speaking to each other in strange noises. Okuu does not understand what they say, as Okuu is bird. Okuu is not smart.
…but, Okuu is smart enough to learn human language.
It takes Okuu a season of listening to humans speak, but eventually, Okuu understands them, and begins to think in their language. The place Okuu is at is an “air base” from which “airplanes” which carry “nuclear bombs” are stationed. The creatures are “humans” who are all “men” stationed there, and all are loyal to the “Soviet Union,” which is the place where Okuu lives. However, men call themselves “Russians,” “Ukrainians,” “Kazakhs,” and other things, but never “Soviets,” even though they are from the “Soviet Union.” Okuu is confused, but figures she will get used to it.
These men also made marks on papers and signs, then speak while looking at them. Okuu realizes humans have way of making marks which mean words. From there, Okuu learns how to read, and then write, using third leg to hold pencil. Okuu only knows simple words like “FOOD” and “WARM,” but tries to get point across. Men don’t know who writes these, and never learn. Some spread rumors that base is haunted by ghosts.
Over the years, Okuu settles into living at base. There is plenty of food, as humans throw scraps into dumpster from which Okuu finds food. There are also many bugs, like roaches and ants, which Okuu feeds on. There is also water from sinks and showers, although Okuu prefers drinking from spring as water from pipes tastes funny. Many men come in and out of base; there was one man, Memhet, who stayed below Okuu’s nest for three years who secretly practiced religion called “Islam” from bunk, and another, Andre, who stayed for seven years.
One day, men different from ones at base show up. They are darker, and speak language which is not other men’s language. Okuu is frustrated, but is determined to understand them. Soon, Okuu learns “Chinese” and “Korean,” and that language she learned before was “Russian.” Okuu also learns to read Chinese and Korean. Once Okuu learns, men are similar to ones at base, singing praises about “Communism,” while talking bad about “Americans.” Okuu does not know what “Americans” are, but assumed they must be bad if men always spoke bad about them. These Chinese and Koreans become a permanent presence at base, and Okuu listens to their stories about fighting in “Korea” and “Vietnam.” Okuu learns there is “Cold War” between Communism and “Democracy” which could end world if it went “hot.” Okuu does not want cold war becoming hot, even though Okuu likes hot places.
For years, decades, Okuu continues living at base. Then, one day, men speak of the union falling, and that base will close down in one month’s time. Like greased-up clock, one month later, men abandon base, and all planes leave. There is no more food for Okuu, and no warmth. Okuu realizes she must leave home of over thirty years before winter comes, and find new shelter. So, Okuu spread wings, and flew out toward sunrise.
Okuu flies over forests and fields, soon arriving at sea. Okuu is nervous about sea, its vast expanse of nothing, but Okuu resolves to try finding better place on other side. Okuu flew for hours, growing tired, but found floating object where she could rest. Okuu landed on object, a “boat,” which had dumpster where she could get food. As night fell, Okuu slept.
When sun rose again, Okuu woke up, preparing for another day of flying. However, Okuu turned and saw land, which boat was approaching. Okuu realized boat was heading for land, so Okuu saved energy and rode boat rest of way. Soon, boat docked, and Okuu flew off toward mountains. Okuu traveled for days in strange new land, eating new bugs while dodging strange beasts. Below Okuu, there were large towns full of humans, like visitors of base, who spoke and wrote language like Chinese and Korean. Okuu figures out she is in “Japan,” an island off of the “continent” where Okuu was from. Cresting mountains, Okuu sees big, snowy peak rise above everything. Okuu searches day and night for warm place, but Okuu cannot find one.
One day, Okuu nested at abandoned shrine after long day of flying. Leaves on trees were turning orange, Okuu did not have much time before winter. Okuu hoped she would find warm place soon as she settled into stone basin for night.
“Oh my…”
Okuu turned around, fearing a predator, but saw blonde lady in purple dress with parasol, talking to her. Okuu had never had humans talk to her before, because Okuu was bird who could not speak.
“Oh, my apologies,” she said. “I was out taking a walk, and could not help but notice you, a three-legged raven settling at this sacred place.” She knelt down to Okuu’s level. “This mundane world is no place for someone like you. Humans discard their beliefs in the fantastic and imprison themselves in routine and cynicism.” She smiled. “How would you like to come with me to a place where wondrous things such as yourself are able to roam, free from the corrosion of science and reason? I know a place where there is plenty to eat, nothing trying to eat you, and most of all, it is rather warm year-round.”
Okuu does not know if she can trust strange lady, speaking nonsense about fantasy and reality, but with winter coming, the offer of food and warmth was too good to pass up. Okuu nods up and down.
“So, you can understand me,” lady said. “Fufufu… very well. I shall show you the way to the Eastern Utopia.” She reached out and carved gap filled with eyes, stepped in and beckoned Okuu. Okuu hesitated, then flew in.
When Okuu appeared on other side, there was no sign of strange lady. Instead, Okuu was surrounded by huge cave with steam vents and lava, where animal spirits roamed and where large mansion stood. Cave was hot, perhaps dangerously so, but as long as it was never cold Okuu was happy. Okuu goes to mansion, looking for dumpster to fish food from.
“I’m afraid we have no such thing,” came girl’s voice. Okuu looked around, and saw young lady with short, purple hair, blue shirt and pink skirt, and red eyeball on veins looking at her. “But then, I can offer you so much more than smelly garbage to dine on. Were you sent here by the gap youkai?”
Okuu does not know what youkai is.
“It’s okay if you don’t know,” lady said, as if reading Okuu’s mind. “I am Satori Komeiji, the owner of this mansion, Chireiden, and overseer of Former Hell, the place in which you have found yourself.”
Okuu’s feathers rustle when hearing “Hell,” as men at base feared place by that name.
“Oh, no need to be afraid,” lady said again. “This is not like the Hell you probably imagine. This is a place where beings such as myself, who have been rejected by the surface world, come to dwell. A raven with three legs, much like the Yatagarasu of legend. I’m sure you’ll make yourself quite at home here.” She went into mansion. “Come along, little one. I shall show you to my other pets.”
Okuu followed Satori-sama into mansion. It was big and fancy, unlike drab, dull air base, full of stained-glass windows and chandeliers. There is black cat with two tails and red belly which follows her around. Satori-sama leads Okuu to ornate mess hall, with long mahogany table and many plates laid out. A gorilla comes in carrying writhing, wicked spirit, and presents it to Okuu.
“This is an evil spirit,” Satori-sama explained. “A being such as yourself should have no trouble consuming it, and you will gain lots of power by doing so. I also have other high-quality bird food, and a place for you to nest, as long as you are willing to be my pet and work for me.”
Okuu is not sure how to eat evil spirit, as Satori-sama asks. Still, Okuu tries, opening beak and pecking it. Spirit then shrinks down and enters Okuu’s belly, filling it up. Okuu is satisfied. “Please take care of Okuu,” Okuu asks.
“My pleasure,” Satori-sama smiled. “Welcome to the family.”
At that moment, small girl with green hair wearing pajamas comes into room, with third eye like Satori-sama’s but blue. “Onee-chan! Onee-chan! Did you get a new pet?”
“I certainly did, Koishi,” Satori-sama said. “Would you like to say hi to her?
Okuu perches atop Koishi-sama’s head. “Hey, sis, I’m wearing a bird hat!”
“Hehe, I think she already likes you.” The two sisters laughed. Okuu is happy, because she makes girls laugh.
Okuu adjusts well to life in Former Hell, making new friends and being surrounded by other unique animals like herself. Okuu is especially close to Orin, Satori-sama’s cat. The two of us go on adventures in Former Hell’s caves and catacombs, and gathering corpses to fuel fires.
One day, Okuu wakes up to find Orin has become red-haired human girl. The two of us are confused, until Satori-sama explains animal youkai like us eventually grow strong enough to have human forms. Okuu hopes she will one day have human form herself, and tries to figure out way to become human. Over time, Okuu hears stories of Miko and Witch on surface world beating troublemakers and making friends, and Okuu wonders if she will meet them.
Okuu is doing Okuu business on normal day, when she runs into purple-haired woman in red shirt and green-haired girl. Woman introduced herself as Kanako Yasaka, god of the Moriya Shrine, and the girl as Sanae Kochiya, her miko. Kanako-sama explained she had come down to investigate rumors that the god Yatagarasu had settled in Former Hell, before telling Okuu that Okuu was Yatagarasu, messenger of Amatarasu and reborn into world to guide humans through time of turmoil. She tells Okuu that Okuu has power to control suns, which would be useful for nuclear fusion to bring power to Gensokyo, place above where Okuu lives. She then has Sanae use blessings to empower Okuu with god power, causing Okuu to glow white, then turn into black-haired human girl with red eye on chest and control rod on right arm. Kanako-sama then dubs Okuu “Utsuho Reiuji,” befitting Okuu’s new power and form. Okuu still prefers Okuu, but accepts other name.
Kanako-sama instructs Okuu to use power to benefit world. Okuu hates cold places, and loves hot places, so Okuu resolves to make surface world hot place. This angers surface-dwellers, who sent Miko and Witch down to defeat Okuu. Okuu managed to defeat Miko, but was outflanked by Witch who blasted Okuu with big laser. Okuu made peace with surface dwellers, particularly Witch who had proven her strength and guile to Okuu. Okuu then helped kappa build Geyser Center to power hot springs and bring power to Gensokyo, and since then, Okuu has managed Former Hell’s flames and nuclear furnace, although Okuu still visits new friends.
I sipped the last of my tea. “I see. So, in short, you are the esteemed Yatagarasu, who grew up on a Soviet airbase during the Cold War, came to Gensokyo after the airbase closed, and since then you’ve been managing the nuclear furnace.” I smiled. “It never ceases to amaze me what kind of figures I meet here, and how many myths and legends turn out to be true.”
I can now fuse Yatagarasu!
“Something like that,” Okuu said, in between bites of hard-boiled eggs. “Okuu is basically a god with no worshippers. Eye on Okuu’s chest is real, also, and Okuu can see out of it.”
I did, of course, notice the eye on her chest, although I was careful not to stare since it was placed immediately beneath what were presumably sizable breasts. “It looks rather creepy.”
“Many people say that,” Utsuho said. “But, it also makes Okuu look powerful.”
I spun my cup with my finger. “There is one thing I do have to ask. You mentioned someone in your story named Koishi.”
“Younger sister of Satori-sama,” Utsuho replied. “Koishi-sama is also satori like Satori-sama, but hated being shunned by others because of her mind-reading ability, so she sealed third eye shut. However, this also made her not be able to read her own mind, so now she moves entirely on subconscious thoughts. Okuu has not seen Koishi-sama in years, mostly because people forget about Koishi-sama after meeting her. You may have seen her several times already and not remember.”
“I…see,” I said. So, there was a person out there who could be seen, but not remembered, and moved entirely on subconscious thoughts. For now, she was only a curiosity, and didn’t seem like a threat, but I felt it would be wise to remember her name, just in case. “Well, who knows, maybe I’ll be different, and remember her after seeing her.”
“Unlikely,” Utsuho said, “but you are welcome to try.” She stretched out. “Okuu is told you are capable duelist. Perhaps you will challenge Okuu to spell card battle sometime?”
“I might have to train first,” I said. “If you can defeat Reimu, then you must be strong, especially since you are the messenger of the gods.”
“Okuu will look forward to day Akechi-san is ready,” she said. “Until then, Okuu has surprise for you.” She went over to a cabinet, and came back with a bucket full of minerals.
“What are these?” I asked.
“Former Hell is home to rare and precious rocks found only here,” she said. “Many of these have phenomenal spiritual and magical properties when refined. Perhaps you can make use of them, as reward for wrangling spirits.”
“Phenomenal” magical and spiritual properties, she says? Well then, maybe, just maybe, these will be of great help in the Metaverse.
“Very well,” I said, accepting the bucket. “I know a couple magicians, perhaps they can synthesize something using these. Thank you.”
“You are welcome,” Utsuho replied. “When Okuu needs you again, you will be given notice. Okuu looks forward to seeing you again.”
“It was a pleasure seeing you again as well,” I said.
Utsuho just looked at me for a second, then said, “yes, it was.” She showed me the door, and I was able to continue about my day.
Notes:
So I decided to take some Artistic License with Utsuho's backstory. In canon, she consumes the corpse of the Yatagarasu, and that's how she gains her powers. But I thought to myself, "well, what if Utsuho herself is the Yatagarasu, and just needed her powers to be awakened?" In a way, I felt this actually worked a bit better than her canon origin, since where exactly did Kanako get the Yatagarasu corpse from?
I also created a backstory for her which explains her being Russian in this story, in that she grew up on a military base. I decided not to specifically name the base or its location, other than that it's somewhere in the Russian Far East (bit of trivia, in-universe, the fighter jets that shot down Korean Air 007 were based here). As I said before, I myself grew up associating Russia with nuclear stuff, and the idea to make her a Russian character predated the Ukraine invasion, and unfortunately the chapter that introduced her was the first one to be posted after the "special military operation" started. I still stayed the course regardless because it would have been awkward to change her character on the fly and also I blamed Putin for the war and not Russians in general. I hope this little tale of how Okuu came to be warms your heart. Or, maybe, takes your heart.
I recently started using Threads. I might go see if I can make a separate account from my personal one for story updates. Stay tuned. Also, I'll be playing Super Mario RPG Remake when it comes out.
Chapter 71: Shell-Shocked Strikers!
Notes:
Edit 5/2/24: Edited the Nyx conversation to make it consistent with later reveals. Also corrected the name of the Kirijo Group.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
3/31
Goro
Before heading out for the arena once more, I decided to call Marisa and Nitori together in the latter’s cave to take a look at the minerals which Utsuho had provided me the previous day.
“Can you do something with these?” I asked.
Marisa wagged her finger. “Boy, you’re asking the wrong question. Instead of ‘ can we do something with these,’ you should ask, ‘ what can we do with these?’
I smiled. “Ah, I apologize.”
Nitori whipped out a microscope to examine the rocks. “Hmm, these are underground minerals? Looks like… Oh!” She jumped up.
“Something good?” Marisa asked.
“This one has a very high iridium content. And this one… this is one of the purest platinum ores I’ve ever seen! You said Utsuho gave you these? She must really not understand their value!”
“How valuable are they?” I asked her. “I’m not very knowledgeable on minerals.”
“Well, iridium is, like, stupidly rare, especially in that high of purity,” Marisa said. “It’s a heavy element, so it only forms through extremely rare and specific events such as supernovas. Virtually all known iridium deposits on Earth are associated with impact craters or ancient igneous intrusions. That’s how they figured out dinosaurs were killed by an asteroid; there’s a layer of iridium-rich clay in the bedrock across the world, and no dinosaur fossils have been discovered above it. It’s sought after for its rarity and its extreme durability and resistance to heat.” She picked up the rock and examined it. “And many people don’t know this, but it’s also the strongest known metal for killing supernatural creatures like fairies and werewolves, even more so than iron or silver, because of its prized rarity.”
“Unfortunately, it’s so rare that it’s not worth making a blade out of it,” Nitori explained. “In fact, there’s about forty times as much gold on the planet as there is iridium.” She held up the rock with tweezers. “But, I could probably alloy this thing with another metal, imbuing its qualities into a knife which can repel fairies and monsters in this world, and probably kill a shadow or two in the Metaverse.”
“Oy oy, don’t forget about the rest of us,” Marisa said.
“I haven’t,” Nitori told her. She reached for a drawer and pulled it open, revealing newly-crafted weapons for all of us, with name tags for the people receiving which weapon. “I thought Byakuren would appreciate boxing gloves since we’ll be fighting in a ring, although I also made her some spiked brass knuckles,” she said. “I also upgraded Miko’s shotgun into an auto-shotgun for more efficiency, serviced Aya’s sniper rifle and swapped out some of its components for new ones, and for yours truly.” She handed Marisa a snub-nose revolver and an arm-length glove concealing stiletto blades. “For the mob boss in you.”
Marisa picked up both. “Alight, let’s go take care of some ‘family business,’ ze.”
Nitori chuckled. “Right. And here’s a matching Tommy Gun for Reimu. And a larger ‘Tomislav’ for Byakuren. I also make sure to create some weapons for myself, just in case I ever have to join the fight directly.”
I marveled at the collection of firearms Nitori had made for us. “Thank you as always for making sure that we stay properly armed in the Metaverse.”
“Thanks, I do what I can,” she said.
“Don’t you ever take time for yourself, though? I’m worried that you might be overworking yourself.”
“Don’t sweat it,” she said. “Us kappa are proud of the level of work and detail we put into everything.”
“But he’s got a point, Nitorin,” Marisa said. “‘Ya really oughta take some time for yourself every now and then, or else you’ll just become a soulless, workaholic mess. Once we’re through with this fortress, why don’t we go out, just the two of us, out drinking?”
“Well… alright, I guess,” Nitori said. “I suppose I can’t forget to take a break every so often. I’ve been trying to be more social lately, mostly with the other kappa. In fact, I’ve been working to help break the others out of their respective funks so that we can get together and make some truly great projects. And don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been going into the village to see human contraptions, and going to Kourindou to get ideas for future projects. I recently upgraded my fabricator’s OS using parts from there, so that I can make new things more efficiently. Really, I’ve just been keeping myself busy and busting my buns, all for the sake of my friends.”
I chuckled. “Don’t work yourself to death, okay? We need you and navigator skills as well.”
“Of course you do!” She got up and stretched. “Now then, wanna call the others over and get this party started?”
I whipped out my device and started typing. “Certainly.”
Within the hour, we were back inside the locker room in Seiga's arena fortress, ready to kick ass and take names. We briefly reviewed our strategy and the fortress’s conditions, namely how we (usually) could not fight with a full team unless we fought a group with far greater numbers than our own. Conveniently, there was a Velvet Room entrance inside the locker room as well, although for whatever reason Lavenza was wearing a Lucha Libre mask and doing stretches instead of standing idly by with her book in hand. After going inside, fusing some Personas and powering up others, making skill cards, and secretly upgrading the knife Nitori gave me by shoving a Santa Muerte Persona into it, I was good to go.
I won’t bore you with the details of every single fight, since there were quite a few, so I’ll only describe the interesting fights while quickly brushing through the others. Our first opponent was the “New England Patriots,” and was quite literally just the New England Patriots American Football team. We ended up using our whole team, and the fight was like shooting fish in a barrel even with the decision to take them all on at once (at one point Byakuren used one player as a club against the others and then slammed him into the ground before running over him several times with Magdalena).
The next opponent was “The Destroyer of Worlds,” whom I rightly assumed to be a small-time with a big ego, as they ended up being an ordinary Waddle Doo from Kirby. How they defeated a whole football team was anyone’s guess.
The “Tengu Gang” was next, and consisted of one Kurama Tengu plus two Koppa Tengus. Aya insisted on being a part of this fight to show them who the real Tengu here was. They used no strategies we didn’t already know, and they went down swiftly as a result.
Next up was the “Mitamas”, who were, in fact, each of the four Mitamas. Marisa rained nuclear rain onto all of them. It was also during this fight where we discovered that, in lieu of negotiating with shadows to gain them as Personas, they could instead provide business cards which became masks when I handled them.
The “Fairy Squadron” consisted of a High Pixie who tried to overwhelm us with her Pixie army. All of them were naught but target practice for our guns, especially for Reimu and Byakuren, who worked together to render them all into Gmod ragdolls with invisible thrusters on their limbs and heads.
Then there was “I like Horses,” which was an Eligor flanked by a Bicorn and a Berith. Youmu, who recalled the similar setup when she awakened her Persona, worked with Miko to bring them all down and have them beg for mercy.
“So, how’s everyone feeling so far?” I asked.
Marisa cracked her neck and stretched her arm. “Aw, c’mon, could they at least put up a BIT of a fight?”
“I haven’t had this much fun kicking ass since my younger days,” Aya said. “I’ve fought fairies tougher than those jobbers!”
“And what we did to those football players was almost a crime,” Youmu said.
Nitori looked at the updated fighter standings. “Our next opponent is ‘Dyaus,’ apparently a member of that Embryon collective everyone loves so much.”
“I’ve heard from the other fighters that they’re all tough,” Mamiko said. “Supposedly, Dyaus is the first major barrier up-and-coming combatants run into, and many quit or resign themselves to the lower brackets upon falling to him.”
“Hmm, is that so?” Miko mused. “Then, he could prove to be a problem if only one of us is allowed to fight him.”
“He’s still a Bronze-League, though, so he can’t be that tough,” Reimu said. “If nothing else, he has to have some kind of weakness.”
“Yeah, but if he does, we wouldn’t know right away because I’m not allowed to scan if I’m not in the fight,” Nitori said.
“Then why don’t we canvas some of the higher-ranked fighters?” I suggested. “They’ve all faced off with him in the past, so they could be familiar with his weaknesses, if he has any.”
“That, or maybe some fans know as well,” Aya said.
“Let’s go ask around, then,” Nitori said. “Can’t hurt to ask.”
We went out into the square in front of the arena, full of stands and stalls selling food and merchandise. Off to the side, we saw a bar with a few patrons going in and out; inside, we recognized several faces, and realized this was a hangout for the fighters.
“Are these all fellow fighters?” Byakuren asked.
“Bingo,” I smirked. “They won’t be under any obligations Shadow Seiga might have them under here.”
“Actually,” Nitori looked at her PDA. “This place counts as a safe room.”
We turned to her in confusion. “A safe room?” Marisa said. “But, this place is fulla shadows!”
I thought some more, then made a suggestion. “Safe rooms represent places where the ruler’s cognition holds less power. Ordinarily, shadows within the ruler’s thrall cannot see these places, which is why they are safe rooms. These shadows, then, might not actually be under Shadow Seiga’s direct control, only threatened into line through force. So they retreat here when not on duty to escape that. I admit, I’ve never seen a safe room behave in this way, but-”
“This fortress has so many oddities compared to all the previous ones,” Youmu said. “I’m starting to wonder if it’s even Seiga’s to begin with, or if her shadow merely took control of the place.”
“When I read through the notes of a prolific cognitive researcher named…” I paused, disguising my hesitance as mere recollection. “...ah, yes, Wakaba Isshiki, she indicated that it was theoretically possible for the shadow self to gain control of a cognitive realm instead of creating a new one from scratch, but that it was exceedingly rare, and-”
“Wait wait, hold on,” Aya cut in. “So, there were people out there who knew these places existed?”
“They theorized their existence, yes,” I clarified. “It is still a niche field, due to appearing rather pseudoscience-y to the outside observer, but there were private and governmental entities dedicated to tapping into the collective unconscious, including the Kirijo Group, whose experiments many years ago set in motion another incident in the cognitive world whose details I was able to piece together by sifting through documents and interviewing those involved. I can go over the details later, but the short version is that they almost brought about the end of the world by rousing humanity's collective desire for death."
"Yeesh," Marisa said. "Can't believe there's people out there mad enough to do something like that."
"It's also rather terrifying that bad actors out there have knowledge of all this," Miko said. "I shudder to imagine what would happen if a corrupt dictator gained the power to change hearts."
"And..." Reimu wracked her brain. "...I feel like I'm remembering something just talking about this, but I can't say what..."
"Gah," Aya said. "The more I hear about this cognitive stuff, the less it makes sense."
“Ain’t that the truth,” came a voice. We turned around, and saw an Ananta shadow wearing a cowboy hat and bullet-proof vest holding a bottle of Shiner Bock with his tail. “Strange seein’ people from the physical world in this place.”
“And who are you?” Nitori asked.
“I’m the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile,” he said. “Fastest gun in this here arena.” He took a sip. “I heard yer’ lookin’ to figure out Dyaus’s weakness. Normally, that kinda information is con-fee-dential, but y’all look like a buncha’ risin’ stars, and you’re humans, so I’ll do ‘ya a favor and let ‘ya in.” He leaned in closer. “Y’know, he boasts ‘bout havin’ no physical weaknesses, and dances around everyone who tries to hit ‘im. He also throws lightnin’, which he’s also immune to, but some say somethin’ happened in his past to scar his psyche, ‘cause he’s really vulnurable to bein’ confused, scared, brainwashed or what have ‘ya. I reckon if someone on ‘yer team has a Psy skill, you’d be able to bring ‘im down real quick after that.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Thank you. Would there, by chance, be a price for your advice?”
“If you buy my next glass, that’ll be fine.”
“Deal.” So I paid for his next glass of bock before we left. Back in the locker room, we discussed strategy.
“So, instead of a physical weakness, it’s easy to saddle him with mental ailments,” Nitori said. “That’s a new one.”
“Just goes to show we need to constantly evolve our tactics,” Aya said. “Trust me, you don’t earn the title of guard captain, especially under the old system, without knowing a thing or two about tactics.”
“Then as long as whoever we send can inflict one, we should be good to go.” Reimu suggested.
“We could just send in Crow again,” Marisa said, “since he can follow up with a Psychic attack, but…”
“There were two matches where he wasn’t sent in, and Shadow Seiga awarded us with extra prizes,” Miko noted. “So it would be in our best interest if we go in with other people as much as possible.”
“But no one else knows Psychic attacks,” Mamiko said.
“I actually thought about that problem,” Nitori added, “and developed these.” She presented a box containing rings with differently-colored gemstones. “In case we run across foes which our frontline fighters can’t hit for whatever reason, or just to diversify our strategy, these babies let you use an elemental skill! Obviously, they’re not as strong as natural skills, but they’re better than nothing.” She pulled the Psychic ring out. “We might get a lot of use out of this one, at least for now.”
“Good thinking, Doktor,” I said. “You are brilliant as always.”
“Aww, you’re making me blush,” she replied.
“Alright, we got that problem outta the way,” Marisa said. “Now then, who to send in, if not Crow?”
“They have to know an ailment spell,” Youmu said. “So Bull, Priest, and King are out.”
“Hold on, though,” I said. “Doesn’t Bull know Skull Cracker? That could be an option.”
“...true,” Youmu conceded. “So, just Priest and King then.”
“And apparently he knows electric attacks, so I don’t wanna mess with him,” Aya said. “Otherwise, my sleep spell would be an option. We could send in Seraph and her Confusion, but…”
Reimu shook in place, thinking about having to deal with electricity.
“...yeah, that’s a no,” Marisa said. “So, who does that leave? Myself, plus Fury. Bull too if we count her attack.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I tested these with Bull, but her magic hits like a wet noodle,” Nitori added. “And the ring moves are already weak, so…”
“Basically just me and Fury then,” Marisa said. “Well, of the two of us, my magic is stronger, plus she hits enemies with Rage, which makes them… well, erratic, to put it lightly. So, me and my Dizziness it is.”
“Which is ironic, because aren’t you yourself weak to Psychic attacks?” Nitori asked.
“Yeah, but I don’t really think about it, since we don’t encounter a lotta enemies who use it,” Marisa replied.
“You all mention being weak to various attacks,” Miko said. “Do you know if I am weak to anything, Doktor?”
“Wind,” Nitori said. “Which is why we kept you back from the Tengu Gang. However, you can take Electric attacks better, probably since you use them yourself.”
“Thank you,” Miko bowed.
“Alright, then without further ado, let’s request the match.”
Back out in the arena, we made our way up just as a purple figure with wing-flaps zoomed onto the ring, right in front of Shadow Seiga.
“Gooooooood afternoon folks! We got ourselves a double-feature today. Our magnificent Day Breakers will send one of their own to fight Dyaus, then the winner of that fight will immediately challenge The Amazing Shell-Shocker for the Bronze League belt!” She held the mike out for Dyaus. “How do you feel about today’s match?”
“Those shrimps ain’t nothin!” Dyaus replied in a thick Jamaican accent. “Everyone knows how I fly, and today is the day I take that Bronze Belt for myself!”
Shadow Seiga nodded. “You heard him, folks. There’s going to be a new champion today, I have no doubt!” The crowd cheered wildly, except for a few Shell-Shocker fans who booed and taunted in protest.
As we stepped up toward the ring, Shadow Seiga turned to address us. “Now then, are you all ready for the match?”
“We’ve already picked our fighter, we’re not worried,” I said.
“Ah ah ah, that’s not allowed you know!” she replied, wagging a finger. “Don’t you know that each member of the Embryon is allowed to choose their opponent, out of groups of fighters?”
“Er…” Shit. Our strategy would most likely be thwarted, all for the sake for the sake of entertainment.
“We know people whisper ‘round about us,” Dyaus said. “If it were that easy to beat us, we wouldn’t control ‘da joint!” He then pointed at Nitori. “I’ll make ‘dis quick! I’ve seen you support, now let’s see you throw down!”
All of us looked at Nitori in shock, who froze in panic. “M-me? But, I-”
“Dyaus has chosen,” Shadow Seiga said. A mechanical arm pulled her into the ring, and a barrier went up to keep her from escaping.
“Oh shit,” Marisa said. “She ain’t gonna survive that!”
“This is not good,” Miko remarked. ‘Is this how Seiga intends to deny us progress?”
“I should have expected a dirty trick like this to happen eventually,” I said.
Nitori, alone in the ring with Dyaus, shook in place before drawing her gun. “Uh, ah… well then, feel my, er, fury, I guess!”
Shadow Seiga held up her hand. “Let’s get ready to… RUMBLE!” The gong sounded, and Dyaus immediately charged Nitori. She fired from her gun, but he effortlessly dodged it as he closed in, crackling with electricity.
“Eeep!” She covered her face with her arms.
“Doktor!” we called out in vain, wanting to save her, but knowing we couldn’t. However, that’s when something strange happened: her Persona, Serpent, manifested all four heads to resist the attack. Their eyes glowed blue, then pushed Dyaus back before firing powerful water jets from their mouths, pushing him back into the other side of the ring.
“...what?”
Nitori floated upward, her Persona brimming with power. She looked around, confused for a moment, then grinned and crossed her arms as Dyaus got back up.
“...heheheh… not the pushover you were expecting, eh?” She held out her arms, and several mechanical arms each holding a weapon popped out from behind her. “I don’t know how this happened, but we’re on equal footing now, if even that. In other words, let the true fight begin!”
We looked at her in amazement. “Wha… what just happened?” Aya said. “Can’t she not usually…”
“Faced with no other option, and separated from her friends, her Persona must have converted itself into a combat-ready mode,” I observed.
Marisa pumped her fist. “You go, girl! Give that bastard what-for!” The rest of us pumped our fists as well, and the crowd cheered and chanted “Doktor!” in support.
Dyaus tried to retaliate with Zionga, but immediately shocked himself and fell back onto the floor. Apparently, this world operated on “aim-for-the-horn” logic, since he was supposed to be immune to electric attacks otherwise. “Oh, ‘dats it. You asked for it!” He charged at her with some kind of slashing attack, but was intercepted by a Sukunda which dampened his agility; apparently, she still had access to some of her navigator abilities while in this mode.
“Too slow!” Nitori taunted, boosting her own agility before spinning into him with several knives and daggers, mixed in with water blasts - which apparently counted as an attacking element, since she called out spell names like “Maraqua” and “Aqualao.” Tried as he could, Dyaus just could not keep up with the assault once it started, and when she had him cornered, she readed the finishing touch.
“Fear gas!” At that moment, her snakes spewed out purple gas which enveloped Dyaus, leaving him petrified with fear.
“I-I ain’t scared of anyone!” he claimed.
Nitori slipped on the Psychic ring meant for Marisa. “This is the end for you!” She held up her hand, ready to cast the spell, only to accidentally catch an item thrown from the crowd.
“Hmm?” She inspected the object. “...Acme Dehydrated Gaea Rage.” She smirked. Throwing down the canister, she sprayed water on it, and within moments the can shined, lights erupted from the floor, and the earth started to tremble.
Dyaus gulped. “Oh no… not again!” In a flash, he was hit by a strong force, sending him flying out of the arena while causing, I swear, damage numbers reading 9999 to pop up.
The crowd cheered wildly, as Shadow Seiga came back onto the stage. “Folks, we have ourselves a real shocker! The so-called non-fighting navigator just made a wimp out of Dyaus! How will this bode going into the circuit champ?”
“Not if I can help it!” The door flung open, a spinning object barreled right at us, flew up the ramp, then smashed into the ring with a great SLAM, shaking the stage lights which turned to vibrant pinks, greens and blues as the figure popped out of its shell, revealing a masked, fanged tortoise with a dragon for a tail.
“What is UP everybody?!? Are you all ready for the totally radical SHELL-SHOCKER?!?” He held up his arms, and the crowd went wild with cheers and whistles.
“Welcome back, champ!” Shadow Seiga said. “Do you have anything to say to the audience before the match starts?”
“That Dyaus guy talks a big game, but when you get right down to it, he’s just a flamboyant pushover,” The Great Shell-Shocker, who was clearly supposed to be Genbu, said. “I just spin him dizzy, jump up and yell ‘IT’S PIZZA TIME!’ at the top of my lungs, and he goes down like that!” He turned to face us. “And I can’t believe he actually tried to pick a fight with their nerd just to keep his position. I’ll only fight your strongest, baddest dude! And I mean your only dude!”
I fixed my tie. “Well then. Seems I have been personally invited to throw down with him.”
“Do your best, Crow!” Nitori said, tagging out.
I stepped up to him and bowed. “I shall be your opponent today.” I smirked. “Although, don’t expect an easy fight from the leader of the Day Breakers. Whatever happens, recall that you yourself asked for it.”
Genbu pumped his fists. “Alright man! Let’s do it, I won’t lose!”
“Let’s get ready to… BRAWL!” Shadow Seiga declared.
Genbu started by retracting into his shell and spinning at me. Quickly I jumped up onto the catwalks above. I watched him bounce off the ropes for a few moments, before jumping back down onto where I predicted him to be, right on top of his shell. As soon as I hopped on top, the spinning stopped, allowing me to pick up the shell and kick it out of the ring for a ring-out.
…
The crowd sat stunned as the Bronze-League championship match was decided within the space of fifteen seconds, decidedly in favor of the challenger who had nary a scratch on him. Even Shadow Seiga was confused as to what had just happened. I dusted off my gloves as I gave a confident smile.
Eventually, Seiga broke the silence to proudly announce, “let’s give it up for our new Bronze-League champs, the Day Breakers!” She grasped and held up my right hand, intense victory music played, colorful lights shined, and the crowd cheered, raved, and waved, throwing popcorn all over the place and singing our praises as the jumbotron flashed our team logo.
“Well, that was anticlimactic,” Aya said. “I was expecting an epic clash, especially considering that that guy looked like Genbu.”
“Eh, it doesn’t matter now,” Marisa said, kicking back on a chair and playing with one end of the Bronze Champion belt, which had a glittering emerald gem on the front of the bronze-trimmed belt. “All that matters is that we’re makin’ progress to the top of the bracket, and quite frankly, all that fightin’ is good trainin’ and good fun.”
“But if this is anything like our past heists, then there must be Will Seeds somewhere,” Reimu said.
“‘Will Seeds?’” Miko asked.
“Congealed manifestations of the ruler’s innermost thoughts and desires,” Youmu explained. “Collecting them weakens the distortion enough for us to be able to claim them and bring them to their senses.”
“And we’re wondering where the Seeds are kept, so that we can claim… Seiga’s desire… huh?” Nitori adjusted her goggles. “I’m getting a strange reading… Starburst, can I see the belt for a moment?”
“Eh? Sure, but, why?” Marisa gave Nitori the belt. Nitori fiddled with the emerald, and within seconds it popped open, dropping a couple pieces of paper.
“What are these?” Mamiko picked up the first paper, which contained a note:
“To the new Bronze-League champion. Congratulations on your victory over my disciple, who has much training and learning ahead of him now that you are in possession of this belt. I have written this note under the assumption that it will be read by the Day Breakers, and understand you are looking to claim one of Seiga’s Will Seeds. I personally guard one of these Will Seeds. To claim it, you must venture down into the sewers beneath the arena. There are many entrances scattered throughout the complex, but I will caution that there are also shadow guards down here who permit entry to no one except myself and my disciple. I eagerly await your arrival.
-Sliver”
“...hmm.” I thought for a moment. “So, in order to claim the Will Seed, we must venture down into the sewers and face the master of the Shell-Shocker?”
“Bleah,” Aya gagged. “I’m getting sick just thinking about it.”
“Well, suck it up, buttercup, gotta do it for the mission,” Marisa shrugged. “Question is, how do we get down there?”
I looked at the bathroom closet, at the lone toilet located within. Once again invoking Mario logic, I went over to it and stood on top of the bowl.
“Last one down is a rotten egg,” I smiled, as I held my nose and slipped down, Warp Pipe sound included.
Notes:
Character development: When Pancake Boy goes from being a cold-hearted and ruthless killer to flushing himself down a toilet because it's logical to him.
Chapter 72: Tubular Trash Zone
Summary:
The Day Breakers get into a really shitty situation.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
It is recommended that you listen to this while reading the first part of this chapter.
Goro
Dropping out of the pipe, I waited for all the others to come down, with Aya being the last one. Once we got ourselves situated, I had a look around at our rather disgusting surroundings.
“Oy, the smell!” Marisa said, holding her nose. “So this is what a sewer’s like?”
“Well, it is unrealistically spacious,” I noted. “Real sewer tunnels are barely wide enough for us to crawl through, and are full of-”
“I think we know,” Reimu said. “The stuff that Outsiders flush down the toilet gathers here so that-”
*squish*
Reimu looked down under her foot. “...is this shit?”
“I suppose we’re in quite a… shitty situation,” Miko shrugged. “...or something like that.”
“Ugh, go to Hell, King,” Byakuren said.
“I would, but I keep fighting off all of Hell’s oni,” Miko replied.
“Let’s not get hung up on the bad puns, okay?” Nitori said. “We’re in a danger zone right now, and we have to be on our toes.”
“I wish I didn’t have to be on anything right now,” Aya complained. “Especially since- AAAAGH!” She screamed while pointing at a giant cockroach on the wall before hiding behind Mamiko.
“Shh, keep it down,” I told her.
“I know, but I-I…”
“She hates cockroaches,” Nitori said. “Thinks they’re the scum of the Earth, and wants them all dead.”
“I think it’s funny how such an old and powerful Tengu is scared of something like a roach,” Reimu smirked.
“But you’re scared of lightning,” Aya replied.
“...fair comment.”
I stepped forward. “We need to tread cautiously. There are shadow guards here, who will kick us out if they spot us.”
“Shadow guards?” Miko asked.
“Yeah, so, this place is more like what we normally hafta deal with when infiltrating fortresses,” Marisa explained. “We hide from the guards until we get an opening, then ambush ‘em and kick their asses while they’re dazed, and get lotsa treasure to boot!”
“In other words, the kind of incident Starburst has always wanted to resolve,” Reimu said.
“Ah, I see,” Miko said.
“Well, let’s get going,” Nitori said. “We don’t have a map of this place just yet, so I’ll have to make one as I go.”
“We won’t get anywhere just going down random passageways,” I said. “Let’s be on the lookout for clues as to where we need to go.”
“Bleeaahh…” Aya groaned.
As expected, the sewers underneath the arena were a dark, smelly place full of rats, roaches, strange green slime and shit. The shadow guards here took the form of maintenance detail wearing masks similar to Noh masks. We used these shadows to teach Miko how to ambush, since she had never properly learned to do so up to this point. Some of the shadows down here included things like Tao Tie, Kumbhanda and Mithras, all of which I added to my growing mask collection, as well as “wild” versions of the contenders back up in the ring.
There was, however, another hazard which we quickly discovered. Walking down a path and looking for shadows, all of a sudden-
“HEE HO!”
A Jack Frost wearing a colored bandana popped out of a sewer cap, and another from out of a pipe, which we were forced to quickly parry to avoid getting jumped. Moments later, another Ninja Frost appeared from a puff of smoke where a crate had been, wielding nunchucks. Then during a regular shadow fight immediately afterwards, Youmu tried to attack an Ice-weak Flauros, only for it to actually be a Ninja Frost carrying a staff, which Mamiko picked up for her own use after it was killed.
“Goddamn,” Marisa said. “What’s with these guys?!”
“Doktor, what’s the security like?” Mamiko asked.
Nitori looked at her PDA. “Well, thankfully, not too high. Those ninja buggers don’t seem to affect it, they’re just their own thing.”
I picked up a dagger dropped by a slain Mithras shadow and twirled it in my hand. “I believe it’s because of a widespread cognition that ninjas live in sewers, caused by the popular franchise Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That might also be why the Shell Shocker was a ninja who spoke in outdated slang.” I saw a discarded pizza box. “Similarly, those turtles like pizza, so there’s a cognition that sewer-dwelling ninjas like pizza.”
“That’s an awfully specific cognition,” Reimu said. “And why the hell would Seiga even have it, unless she’s read that comic herself?”
“As long as we’re in a Metaverse location, things like this can happen, even if the fortress rulers themselves don't possess it,” I replied.
“Well, whatever, let’s just go find that guy and that ‘Sliver’ fella,” Marisa said, spinning her revolver around her finger.
Venturing further into the dankness, we encountered more shadows, more Ninja Frosts, graffiti on the walls, and puzzles where we had to travel through pipes to reach hidden rooms with keys, treasure, and alternate paths around hazards such as a sewage-filled gap. We also had to crawl through numerous vents filled with more cockroaches, forcing Reimu to have to burn all the roaches in the vents beforehand so that Aya would actually go through them, not that it prevented one instance where she went to fire her rifle at a foe, only for a German Cockroach to crawl out of the barrel, causing her to freak out. After a while, she was enough of a nervous wreck that she had to occasionally use Energy Drop on herself just to shake it and soldier on.
After some time wandering around the place, we saw signs marking the territory of Sliver, as well as many mice and rats running around. I knew we had to be getting close.
“What’s with all the rodents?” Miko asked. “I know that this is a filthy, disgusting place, but it seems that there’s even more than usual…”
“Probably because ‘Sliver’ is a riff on ‘Splinter,’ the man-rat mentor of the Turtles,” I said. “It’s said that he was once a man who was exposed to nuclear waste, which turned him into an anthropomorphic rat. The same nuclear waste turned four regular pet turtles into ninjas who like pizza.”
“...that sounds like a really dumb comic, no offense,” Reimu said. “I’ve seen a lot of things, but radiation turning turtles into totally radical pizza-loving ninjas seems a bit kitsch.”
“Well, obviously, somebody loves that shit,” Marisa said, “or else they wouldn’t-”
We turned a corner, only to be faced with a figure resembling Nazrin, slouched on a throne made of garbage with a sheepish-looking Shell Shocker at her side. “Welcome, Day Breakers,” she said. “I’ve been expecting you.”
“What the- what’s Nazrin doing here??” Youmu said.
“I wouldn’t think she’d have much of an effect on Seiga’s cognition,” Nitori said.
“Oh, to be sure, I’m not here because I’m forced to be here,” cognitive Nazrin said. “...well, I suppose that’s not the full story. See, I’m not originally from this place, this twisted world born from Seiga’s dog-eat-dog worldview. I’m not even originally from anyone’s fortress.” She glared at us with her yellow eyes. “I’m here… because everyone pushes me around and treats me like a one-note weirdo who’s not part of any group.”
We took a moment to process her words, before jumping back in shock. “Wait,” Byakuren gasped, “so, that mean you’re…”
“Yep,” Shadow Nazrin replied. “Took that crusty old brain of yours long enough to finally realize, not that you’d care, since in your mind I’m sure you don’t think I even exist.
“But… how does someone’s shadow end up in a fortress which is not even theirs???” Mamiko wondered.
“Iunno,” Shadow Nazrin shrugged. “Prolly just because of how meaningless I am to everyone, I just get endlessly pushed around. Like before, in that fancy-pants Cathedral fortress of yours,” she said, glaring at Byakruen.
Miko looked at Byakuren. “Hold on. Did you once…”
Byakuren nodded. “My heart was indeed once imprisoned in distortion. It took the form of a grand cathedral, overlaid upon the temple, with my visage and iconography everywhere.”
“Yeah, and the battle at the end in the floating Colosseum, don’t forget about that,” Shadow Nazrin said. “You know, where we all went out in chariots, then Mr. Pretty Boy over hear got turned into a mouse and then.” She leaned over. “He. Bit. My. Ass. ”
The others all gave me strange looks.
“Long story, for another time,” I said. I turned back toward Shadow Nazrin. “So, you’re the same Nazrin from back then?”
“Correct!” she replied. “I rocketed up in the air, out of the fortress, and drifted through the cognitive world for what felt like hours before landing in this here sewer! Ever since then, I’ve been plotting my revenge by training this guy over here to become the strongest warrior this world has ever known! And you just clapped him like a common Koopa.”
“Man, that wasn’t cool at all!” the Shell Shocker replied. “I had all sorts of sick moves planned for you, but you just dunked on me in front of the crowd! At least let me show off before you win!”
“Sorry,” I said, pushing up my mask. “But we haven’t gotten this far by giving our opponents a fair fight.”
“Hmph, very well.” Shadow Nazrin snapped her fingers, prompting the Shell Shocker to get down on the ground on all fours while she jumped up on top of his shell. “Since you skipped out of the epic fight up there, why not make up for it down here? Master and student, against the famed Day Breakers. I’m sure you’ll find our strength to be greater than the sum of the parts. And surely, especially you Byakuren, you’ll learn to appreciate my true strength!”
We drew our weapons. “Challenge accepted, then. Show us what you’ve got!”
Our opponents started by spinning around all over the place, blasting out waves of ice as they did so. Nazrin also demonstrated that she could use her dowsing rods to locate items she could use against us, including bombs and guns, from amidst the towering piles of trash strewn all over.
“Doktor, analysis!” I called out.
“Analysis complete!” Nitori replied. “Ice and Curse are a no-go, but Fire will burn that bastard’s shell! As for his master, however, Curse attacks are the name of the game!”
“Hmm,” Miko observed. “I would imagine that Genbu will try to shield his master from her weakness by blocking those attacks.”
“Excellent observation,” Mamiko said. “We should focus on taking him down first. That will leave Nazrin on her own for us to tackle.”
“It’ll be risky, but I’ll have to go for it!” Reimu said, moving in closer to strike with Agilao. At that moment however, a wisp of light came out, before a figure crashed down from the ceiling, intercepting the spinning shell, throwing Nazrin off and flipping Genbu on his back.
“Hee-ho! Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up, for the MASKED FROST!” It seemed to be Trump Frost, but wearing a wrestling outfit and a luchador mask, pumping his arms in the air.
“Masked who?” Youmu asked.
“Trump Frost?” Marisa said.
“I don’t know anyone by that name,” the Masked Frost said. “I’m just here to whup ass and take names!”
“Well, whatever,” I said, looking back at our foes. “Let’s just capitalize on the moment to strike!” I took advantage of Shadow Nazrin’s addled state to hit her with Eiga, causing her to writhe in pain, while Reimu scorched Genbu with Agilao and Marisa and Aya both followed up with their respective attacks with a powerful combo. Youmu decided to mostly hang back and provide attack-buffing support, while Mamiko and Miko teamed up to direct tactics.
Genbu got back up and pumped his fists. “Alright, that does it! Time for my flying-shell-special!” He jumped up into the air, then came slamming down onto the ground, sending shockwaves anywhere. He then started taking pages out of Bowser’s book and used attacks such as a side-headbutt, a jumping butt-bomb, claw swipes, a shell-whirl which tossed out ice shards, and even a breath attack blowing cold wind. Shadow Nazrin supported him mostly with support skills, but had a few tricks of her own such as using her dowsing rods to use Swift Strike as well as cast Nuclear spells, clearly meant as a combo attack after freezing an enemy. Not that we let them get that combo in, however, as I simply strode into the fray with Yamata-no-Orochi equipped, absorbed Genbu’s Ice attacks, then retaliated with Triple Down. The finishing move against him was a spinning piledriver courtesy of Byakuren, leaving Shadow Nazrin on her own; without her lackey, she easily went down to our combined might.
Once the two of them got back up, we had a chance to negotiate with her. Byakuren knelt down to her level. “I don’t want to hurt you. And I understand your frustration. I don’t claim to be a perfect person, far from it. And I certainly did not want to make you feel like an outcast. You are welcome at the temple anytime, and we will make sure that your voice is heard.”
Shadow Nazrin sniffled. “You say that so sincerely, and yet I can’t feel like I can still trust you. Even if you finally allowed the acolytes, including Shou-sama, to go out on their own training journeys, and even if you join up with these guys to take on people’s wicked hearts, I know, deep down, given your past, that this is all an act. It must be! It has to be!”
Miko stepped forward. “Nazrin. What you need to understand is that the only enemy you have here is your own doubt and distrust. If you never give other people the benefit of the doubt, and allow them to prove their goodwill, then you will remain lonely.”
“‘Ya don’t always gotta be chummy with your friends,” Marisa smiled. “Even friends get into fights and arguments every once in a while. But I heard some wise words once: for all the courage it takes to stand up to your enemies, it takes even more to stand up to your friends, show ‘em they’re goin’ off the rails and get ‘em back on track.”
“Strange hearing that from you,” Reimu said, “but she’s right. Go on up to the temple, tell everyone how you feel. And don’t be afraid to make your own friends elsewhere, too.”
“I…” Shadow Nazrin smiled. “...heh. I’m such an idiot. Down here, surrounded by roaches, trash and literal shit. I don’t want to be here, I want to be back with my real self. No clue how I got this lost, and needed other people to talk me off the wall…” She shined, then disappeared into a flash of light, leaving both of her dowsing rods behind.
“These might be useful,” I said, picking them up. I turned around to Genbu. “What about you? As one of the four gods, is this really the place you want to be? All the others were controlled by distortion…”
“Nah man, I’m different,” Genbu replied. “Actually, this place has been by training gym for a while, and I’ve been at this arena for years, since before she took over.”
“...before she took over?” I asked.
“Yeah, I mean, one day she just showed up, took control of the place, and has been driving us all like slaves. This is one of the only places I can get away from that.” He looked at the posters on the wall. “You see, this here arena has been floating around the cognitive world probably since way before you were born. We fight here, train here, and people from all over the different worlds come here to watch top-class matches. I joined up as a way to sharpen my skills, in the event that I’m ever called back to your world to fight off a great evil. But, of course, now an evil bitch has taken over the place.”
All of us took a moment to process this revelation. “So wait,” Mamiko asked. “This fortress was not originally Seiga’s?”
“Like I said, she just took it over one day,” Genbu continued, before clearing a path to the door to the Will Seed. “Then this thing appeared. I didn’t know what to do with it, but other guys said they found similar doors as well. ‘Course, the promoter will have our heads if she finds out we know about them, so we have to keep quiet. We’ve been planning ways to try and get rid of her, but we kept drawing blanks. That’s when you guys showed up. With how easily you’ve been ripping and tearing through matches, I knew that you all could help us. Actually, I think some guys might be intentionally half-assing their fights against you to make sure you could climb up the ranks.”
“Is that so?” I asked. “You know, these Will Seeds do, indeed, hold the key to clearing Seiga’s distortion, and breaking her grip on this place. As long as we unite the three pieces, that will clear a path for us to take her distorted desires!”
“Sweet! Then I’ll let you through.” He stood aside, allowing us access to the Will Seed. “Oh yeah, as for the other two, I think the other league champs know their whereabouts as well. As long as you beat ‘em and claim the belts, they should be able to give you the clues you need to reach ‘em. And before you go, here’s my card.” I took the signed card from Genbu, which, if it was like the other items we received from Suzaku and Byakko, would unlock his Persona fusion.
“Thank you,” I bowed.
“No problem, dude!” he replied, before jumping up into his personal pipe back up to the stage. Brandishing my knife, I slashed the vines blocking the way, then slowly pushed the doors open, causing them to creak in protest. Inside, the ghostly murmurs of Seiga’s innermost thoughts reverberated throughout the room:
“Power, I must attain more power, or else I’ll be a nobody… in this world, it’s kill or be killed, that much I learned early… I’m not going to lose, not after what happened back then… I’ll do what it takes, even if it means using my friends. I have to, I must, I… I…”
Miko walked up to the Will Seed solemnly and picked it up, causing the whispers to cease. “So… these are the thoughts which Seiga refuses to show the world…”
“Not only that, but she banishes them to the deep recesses of her mind, because they’re too painful for her to confront,” Byakuren explained. “Take it from… somebody who knows…”
“No, I believe you,” Miko said. “Certainly, these sound like the sorts of thoughts which Seiga would have, but they sound… pained, and desperate, almost as if she fears becoming weak again.”
“Weak ‘again?’” Reimu asked. “Obviously, she wasn’t always a hermit, but…”
“That voice said that she does not want to lose, after what happened ‘back then.’ I know little about her life before she came to Japan and met me, other than that she was born in a remote mountain village in China and immigrated here, following in her father’s footsteps after he became a Taoist, and married into the Kaku family. She’s refused to elaborate any further about her life in China before coming here. I’ve always suspected that something tragic occurred in her past, based on her reactions to being asked as well as her desires which I have read, but I cannot say for sure what those exact circumstances are.”
“It would certainly explain why she has a fortress,” I said. “Each of our previous targets seemed to be nothing but evil on the surface, but were ultimately discovered to have deep traumas going far back into their lives which eventually became distorted. I would not be surprised if Seiga Kaku proves no different.” I looked around. “Still, a preexisting cognitive realm which was co-oped by someone’s Shadow self and made into their fortress. Not only that, but most of the shadows here, rather than being controlled by her, are plotting a secret rebellion to expel her. In my experience, and even going back to the files confiscated from the Kirijo Group, this is completely unprecedented in terms of verifiable reports. The only thing like it which I could compare it to, are two sentences from a report dating back to 2000 from a person only known as ‘Maya’ who claimed to know someone who knew of an ‘Other Side’ which was destroyed in an apocalypse, and a person from that world known as Tamaki Uchida who once saw a man take control of the ‘Expanse.’ Basically, outside of the cognitive world, there are also suspicions that these ‘alternative realms’ might also exist, but so far no concrete evidence of these realms has been found.”
“Interesting,” Marisa said. “So, parallel universes, in other words. I’m sure we could prolly chalk up some evidence for them, but then the entire Afterlife bureaucracy would be on my ass and I don’t want that.”
“And instead of being her own heart’s creation, her shadow took control of a place which already existed and made it into her own personal fortress of pride?” Youmu asked.
“Sounds like something she’d do,” Byakuren said coldly. “Build her success off the backs and hard labor of others…”
Aya looked back at the door. “So, what should we do now? Go back up and keep fighting?”
“I actually downloaded the schedule onto my PDA so I could reference it at a glance,” Nitori said. “We’d only be able to get one or two more fights in, then the next ones aren’t available tomorrow. We’ll have to wait until two days from now, April 2nd, before we have a straight path all the way to the Silver League champion belt.”
“Gah, this shit again??” Marisa complained. “Why can’t we just get all the fights outta the way and be done with it?”
“Because this place does, in fact, have a schedule,” I said. “It would make sense for them to dedicate certain days to the different leagues rather than juggle multiple fights at once from different leagues. For now, we should just play along, conserve our strength, regroup and continue to strategize. We’re not on a hard time limit, so we shouldn’t be afraid to use these chances as we are given them.”
“Crow’s right,” Miko said. “It would be wise to pace ourselves, and ensure we are in the best shape possible to continue to fight.”
Marisa grumbled. “Well… whatever. If you all say so, then let’s pack up for the day.”
“We passed a safe room on the way here,” Nitori said. “We can use that to head back.”
“Alright, then, good work people!” Reimu said. “Same time, same place on Sunday!”
“Then, let’s head out,” I said.
Notes:
Working overtime for extra cash and studying for a Utility Specialist exam from ISA does not leave much time for authoring.
Chapter 73: The Usual Suspects
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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4/1
Goro
Today might be April Fool’s, but I would be a fool to let our precious break in between fights at Seiga’s arena of glitz, glamor and bloodshed go to waste. The problem was, we had gotten all of our preparation done long beforehand on the assumption that we’d be able to run through the place in one go, so there wasn’t much I could do besides top off on medical supplies, play around with some fusions in the Velvet Room, work for Masato, which I managed to finish by midday as always, and see what some of my confidants were up to. I got the impression that Okina didn’t feel like bugging me today, so I thought about who else I haven’t visited in a while.
It occurred to me that, while I had met up with Byakuren plenty of times as a teammate, I hadn’t interacted much with her crew since her change of heart. It had been a couple of months, I realized it would be good to check up on how they were doing now. We had also managed to change Nazrin’s heart, so I wanted to see the results of that myself. Furthermore, Byakuren expressed great concern about the absence of “Nue” after Reimu unintentionally broke a cognitive distortion, but I never got any elaboration on her status following that. So I decided to message her and let her know I was coming, which she welcomed with open arms.
Arriving at the temple, Kyouko was notably absent. In her place, I could see Ichirin and Minamitsu out in the courtyard discussing something.
“Afternoon ladies,” I greeted.
Minamitsu turned around. “Oy, welcome back, Goro! Sounds like Byakuren’s waitn’ fer ‘ya.”
I looked around. “Where is Kyouko today? Doesn’t she normally sweep up around the shrine?”
“She’s out practicing with Mystia and the band today,” Ichirin explained. “Ever since that incident back in January, sister has been letting her practice her gigs more often. She thinks it’s good for her to get out every once in a while and be with her friends.”
“Naturally,” I said. “Of course, I make sure to spend time with my friends as well.”
“I heard ‘ya got quite the circle now,” Minamitsu said. “I heard ‘ya even managed to get the attention of a lost Youkai Sage or somethin’.”
“Er, something like that,” I replied.
“Ah, don’t sell yerself short, you’re quite the handsome fella!” she smiled. “Takes a special someone to win over Byakuren. Takes a special kinda crazy to also get friendly with that Taoist, and a downright insane lunatic to get those two to kinda, sorta get along with each other.”
“I have to admit, when she came to visit, I expected the worst, but you really do seem to have a way of mediating conflict,” Ichirin praised.
“Indeed I do,” I bowed. “Although, I’m not just here for a friendly visit. I heard that someone named ‘Nue’ is missing, and I wanted to inquire about it.”
The two girls looked at me silently.
“...ah, is that so?” Ichirin said. She looked back at the temple. “I think Mamizou would be a better person to ask. She’s right inside.”
“Thank you,” I said, making my way in.
Inside the temple, I was met with a peculiar scene, one with Byakuren and Mamizou standing on either side of Kokoro, who was dressed in a cockroach costume and held two maracas.
“Hello… er, what is going on here?” I asked.
Mamizou smiled. “Eh, don’tcha see? It’s a Kokoroach!”
I knew Kokoro’s face was supposed to be expressionless, but at that moment, I saw a face which was contemplating murder.
“She doesn’t appear to be amused,” I noted. “What exactly are you planning to do with this ‘Kokoroach?’”
“Well, ‘ye see, Kokoro’s good at dancin’, specifically Noh and Kagura dances which she performs down at the Hakurei Shrine from time to time. This time, we thought we’d mix it up a bit by havin’ her do some Mariachi!”
“Hmm, but doesn’t Mariachi typically involve an ensemble band?” I said.
“Well, iunno, point is we’re goin’ a different direction today,” Mamizou said.
“I see,” I nodded. “Did she have any say in the matter?”
“Er, well, you see…”
“I’ll take that as a no,” I said, before shifting into a colder tone. “Allow me to ask, does the fact that she is a small, pink-haired girl whose face cannot emote, and who lacks real-world experience, make her seem to you like a dress-up doll who will not object to any strange or humiliating things you decide to have her do, who is incapable and unwilling to speak up for herself and what she desires? How would you feel if you were treated as just some obedient puppet who exists only as a tool for furthering someone else’s will?”
Both Mamizou and Byakuren looked at me silently, before Mamizou sheepishly chuckled. “...well, shucks. Y’know what? You’re right. I have kinda been usin’ this kid as an idol ever since I took her in. It all started back during that incident when everyone was tryin’ to gather faith from the villagers who lost all hope, since Kokoro here lost her mask of hope and so was suckin’ up all the hope around her, leavin’ everyone else in a state of despair. So we started havin’ her do these dances as a way for her to learn how to control her emotions and rely on her masks less, since, again, she’s a youkai born from 66 masks. And then from there it just became an excuse to have her do all sorts of ridiculous stuff for shits ‘n giggles.” She then snapped her fingers, turning the costume back into Kokoro’s normal outfit. “But we all promised to walk a lighter path, and we’d be gettin’ off track if we did shit like this. So, eh, let’s just go let ‘er do a normal dance today, m’kay?”
Kokoro looked up at me, and I put my hands together. “Splendid. I’m glad that you agree with me.”
“About that…” Suddenly, Kokoro jumped up, grabbed me, and pushed me down to the ground, staring into my eyes with an Oni mask on her head. “Back then, you said I was cute, and then did nothing after that. Was it because you thought it was funny to watch me blushing and stuttering like a schoolgirl?? You told Mamizou-sama not to make fun of me, and yet you yourself did it just as happily…”
“I, er…” I struggled to push her off, since she was holding my arms down. “Please get off of me.”
“Not until I-”
“Oy, leave ‘im alone.” Mamizou picked Kokoro up and put her back onto her feet. “I think he just meant to compliment you, but the fact that he was an attractive young man got you all worked up. You can’t kill him over it, okay? We’re gonna hafta work on your anger management if you keep doin’ this.”
Kokoro’s mask seemed to do a pouty-face.
“Anyway, now that we got that taken care of, what brings you here today?” Mamizou asked.
“I just wanted to visit you all and see how you’ve been doing,” I said. “Specifically, I’ve been wondering about ‘Nue.’”
Mamizou and Byakuren stared at me for a moment.
“Oh… I see.” She took out her smoking pipe. “Well, we may as well brew up some tea. This is gonna take a while.”
“I don’t mind. Thank you.”
A few minutes later, we were seated in the front room with a teapot in the center. All of the acolytes were shuffling around, and Byakuren, I could tell, was troubled.
I picked up my cup and blew on it. “Ah, I apologize if I… hit upon a sore subject.”
“No, forgive me, I was the one who acted out in front of you, and then neglected to explain,” Byakuren said.
“Explain about Nue?” I asked.
“Yeah, so…” Mamizou paused for a moment. “...so, Nue is a close friend of mine. Or, I guess, used to be a close friend of mine, Iunno. Since we don’t know where she is, so she might be… well, I hope not.” She cleared her throat. “Anyway, Nue is exactly who you think she is: the original, mysterious and mythical Nue. She’s an old friend of mine, who invited me to Gensokyo when Miko was resurrected to personally deal with her, only to find she had already had her head shoved into the ground by Reimu and her friends.”
“What do you mean, when you say you were invited to Gensokyo?” I asked her.
“I had been living on Sado for sometime before that,” Mamizou explained. “Watched the place slowly die as all the kids moved off the island to chase jobs in Tokyo, Osaka, and whatnot. It’s a cryin’ shame the direction the country’s headed, and the countryside rots and gets overrun with cats and rats, but eventually those old houses get overtaken by nature so, I mean, it works out in the end I suppose. But I’m gettin’ off topic. After the earthquake, I found my way here, and eventually decided to continue my life here.” She smirked. “Had a fun little time recently where I befriended Kosuzu down in the village and eventually managed to claim ownership of the Night Parade picture scroll, participated in the popularity battle, and got involved when people started fightin’ over the occult balls and trapped Sumireko here to teach her a lesson ‘bout messin’ with the border.” She took a smoke. “Still, even compared to all that, you’re somethin’ special. You show up, charm a buncha ladies, then these ‘Day Breakers’ show up outta nowhere, target Byakuren, and we suddenly remember Nue exists, as though she’d been wiped from our memories by some no-good cretin.”
“She’s not the nicest person,” Ichirin explained. “She plays pranks on everyone and watches their reactions. She also has the ability to make herself and anything else ‘unidentifiable,’ to the point that she can even wholesale remove and rewrite their identities.”
“But removing herself from memory is beyond her powers,” Minamitsu added. “Somethin’ or someone else did that to her for some reason, and considering how powerful Nue is, I can only imagine who or what was able to do that.”
“Hmm…” I thought about what everyone had just told me. The mythical Nue, who had the ability to conceal the identity of anything, who played pranks and preyed on human fear, was erased from cognition by some force. Who or what would be capable of doing that, and for what reason? Was she still alive even? If she was, where could she be? Given her ability, I realized she could be anywhere, and a physical description was likely meaningless. But I was a detective, one who was determined to right the wrongs of the world, and I couldn’t let a missing persons case go unsolved, not even if the missing person was an ambiguously evil youkai.
“What’cha thinkin’ about over there?” Mamizou asked.
“Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about my newest case: discovering the whereabouts of Nue, bringing her home, and then uncovering who was responsible for her disappearance.”
“‘Ya sure you can do that?” Minamitsu asked. “She’s a pretty slippery wad of snot that one, and even if ‘ya did find her, she’d prolly be, like, super embarrassed that a tall, handsome guy like you found her true form, a cute black-haired girl in a black dress, and will prolly drown you in danmaku as a result. Not to mention her ability makes her almost impossible to find.”
“Nobody ever progressed by assuming their task to be impossible,” I replied,
“Ohoho, stubborn one, ain’t ‘ye?” Mamizou chuckled. “Well, best of luck to ‘ye. Knowin’ ‘yer talent, I’m sure you’ll eventually find ‘er.”
Ichirin looked around. “By the way, where is Shou? She left early this morning, but she hasn’t-”
“Sorry I’m late.” Shou opened the door, with Nazrin at her side. “Nazrin came by early this morning and wanted to take me out to breakfast.”
“Oh?” Byakuren wondered.
“Yeah…” Nazrin paused for a bit. “So, yesterday, I had a dream about, I don’t know, I’ve always lived out on my own, dowsing for treasures, reporting to Shou-sama, and I thought about how I… well, I felt like I was an afterthought, somebody who wasn’t really part of your group, just someone who kinda tagged along with Shou-sama and, er… I came up here, invited Shou-sama out, and then I just, I mean, I spilled my heart, my feelings, my frustration to her…” She began to tear up. “I told her I was sick of being left alone, neglected, ignored…”
Shou held Nazrin’s shoulder. “And you know what I told her? I told her that we at the temple love her, would never abandon her or treat her like an afterthought, and she was welcome to come visit anytime.”
Everyone else looked at Nazrin with smiles on their faces. “Yeah, don’t ever put yourself down,” Minamitsu said. “We’re not gonna cast ‘ya aside just because you don’t live here. You’re welcome here whenever. At the very least, we’ll treat ‘ya to a nice, hot cup of tea.”
“We’ll make sure you always have a space for you here. Anytime you need someone to come to, to listen to your concerns, your grievances, your frustrations, we’ll be here for you, and we’ll provide as much support as we can.”
“And you can go on trainin’ adventures with us!” Mamizou said. “Or whatever other stupid bullshit we come up with!”
Nazrin stared at them for a moment, before dropping her dowsing rods, walking over to the tea table, and bowing. “Thank you. Heh, now that I think about it, the only one keeping me down and treating me like a nobody was myself. What on Earth was I thinking?”
“You’re not the only one,” Byakuren said. “I myself fell victim to Mara’s temptations and sins, until this wonderful young man came and showed me back onto the path to enlightenment.”
“Oh, so basically he’s your boyfriend?” Nazrin said candidly.
“...urp!” Byakuren froze up.
“Y’know, didn’t ‘ya say ‘ye had a thing about younger guys when we first met?” Mamizou teased while poking Byakuren’s cheek with her pipe.
“Oooh, spicy! Tell us more!” Minamitsu asked excitedly.
“I…” Byakuren flushed right up and covered her face in embarrassment while the rest of us laughed. Kokoro stayed silent, although her mask turned into a crying laughing emoji.
A while later, outside the temple, me and Byakuren saw Kokoro off to the shrine. Once we arrived at a reasonably private spot, we started discussing Nue again.
“Could this have to do with the Metaverse?” she asked.
“Potentially,” I said. “It likely isn’t the only possible explanation, given how many people and forces in Gensokyo have strange powers, but given that we’re dealing with an incident directly affecting the cognition of the masses, and considering that I myself was wiped from the cognition of people Outside, I think it’s more likely than not that this is part of the same incident… Do you remember when or why she went missing?”
Byakuren shook her head. “No. I do not remember, and neither does anyone else. All that we recalled was that she was missing, not when it happened or why. In fact, when I returned to the temple that day and told everyone else, the same ‘freezing then glass breaking’ effect that happened before repeated itself, and everyone had the same horrified realization that Nue had gone missing somehow.” Byakuren sighed. “Certainly, she was not as invested in the Buddhist faith as the rest of us, she mostly wanted to hang around religious figures because fear leads to faith. Still, she found friends and fellowship here at the temple, and had a hand in my freedom from Hokkai. I cannot abandon her, even if I don’t know where she went, I will do what it takes to find her.”
I smiled and bowed. “And I vow my support. We’ll find her together. We’ll briefly discuss her at the meeting tomorrow before we head back into the fortress.”
“Thank you.” She looked up at the spring sky. “Bonding with you all really has been the best thing to happen to me in years. I’m sure we’ll move mountains together.”
4/2
“...I see,” Miko mused. “So you’re saying that Nue went missing somehow, and whoever or whatever did it likely eliminated her from cognition so that nobody would realize that she ever existed.”
“Given her nature, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did it herself for her own strange reasons,” Aya commented.
Byakuren shook her head. “No, not possible. She can make herself unidentifiable, but she’s never demonstrated the ability to make people completely forget about her or anyone else, not to the scale which seems to be the case here.”
“She can remove the identity of a person or object, and make people think it’s something else,” Nitori said. “...but if I understand her abilities correctly, she can’t retroactively wipe people’s memories of anything.”
“Well, Iunno, maybe she never demonstrated the full extent of her abilities?” Marisa suggested. “She is over eight centuries old, after all.”
“Have you tried the key test, Crow?” Youmu asked.
I nodded. “Indeed, no result.”
“Now hold on a minute,” Reimu said. “What if her ability to mess with identities could affect how we target people’s shadows?”
All of us looked at her with interest.
“Think about it,” she continued. “Nue can make things unidentifiable. That means she could alter their identities in a way that prevents their real names from being used to find their shadows in the Metaverse.”
Marisa grinned. “Y’know, where’s this thoughtful side of ‘ya during incidents?”
“She has a point,” Miko said. “Nue could very well prevent us from accessing our targets, including herself.”
“But she would have to be aware of the cognitive world, and how it works, in order to even do that,” Nitori said. There was then silence, before she continued, “...what if she is?”
The room became very quiet.
Byakuren exhaled. “So… y-your suggesting-”
“We could very well have a rogue Metaverse-user on our hands,” I said. “Especially if the reason we can’t target her shadow is not only necessarily because of her real-world ability, but because she, in fact, has a Persona.”
“Uh, but I thought havin’ a Persona removes your own distortions,” Marisa said.
“Not quite,” I replied. “What awakening to a Persona does is put you in full control of your emotions, and give you a better understanding of who you truly are as a person. It is theoretically possible for someone to be naturally predisposed to mischief, and that would certainly fit the bill for the mythical Nue, so having a Persona in that case would naturally reinforce that.”
“So it’s possible for Persona users to go rogue,” Aya asked.
“Not only can they go rogue, but there is precedence: there was Strega, a group of rogue Persona users known to be active around the time of the Nyx incident. There’s also the case of Tohru Adachi, a police assistant in a small town who awakened to a Persona at some point and used that power to orchestrate killings and forced disappearances for no reason other than his own amusement and personal resentment about his life situation, although for what it’s worth he was eventually reformed. We could very well be dealing with something similar to those individuals.”
“So it’s possible that Nue is actually causing this incident?” Youmu asked.
“...perhaps not causing it, but likely involved in some capacity,” I said. “Alternatively, what if she’s being withheld from cognition by some other force, perhaps the true instigator, because she poses a threat to their plans?”
“That would also make sense,” Miko noted. “She is a quite powerful individual with the ability to manipulate identities. Just as she could interfere with our efforts to change hearts, she could just as easily use it to protect people from becoming distorted.”
“And if some force, perhaps Ethos itself, is selecting people to become fortress rulers,” Mamiko added, “then they would naturally want to eliminate obstacles to their plan, and perhaps use them as an asset. So they would work to bring Nue under their control.”
“But who, or what, would have the ability to do that?” Nitori asked.
“Most likely a being born from the cognition of the masses with no basis in anything we’re familiar with,” I suggested. “After all, the Phantom Thieves ultimately discovered their true adversary to be a mechanical god born from the desire of the masses for security over freedom.”
“Yes, but why would something like that form right here in Gensokyo, a place where things forgotten and legends lost appear?” Reimu rebutted. “It’s like I suggested before: if a tower representing the desires of the masses could form anywhere, why not a large Outside city? Especially since that ‘Mementos’ place appeared beneath Tokyo?” She paused. “It must have some connection to a power based here in Gensokyo.”
“Or perhaps its nature caused it to form in Gensokyo,” Youmu suggested. “It’s populated with youkai and gods which represent a wide swath of beliefs and emotions, which it could easily feed off of.”
“If Ethos were to be controlled by an existing force, it would have to be someone with A) knowledge of the cognitive world, B) the ability to manipulate the cognition and desires of the masses, and C) the willingness to do so,” Aya said. “So far, the only person we’ve met with at least those first two points is Okina Matara, a powerful Gensokyo Sage, and assuming she’s being honest with Crow then she’s very obviously not causing this incident.”
“Right,” Marisa said. “And the only other person who comes to mind with that level of power…is…”
The room fell silent again.
“Yukari Yakumo,” Byakuren said, for the first time in minutes. “She is mysteriously missing, and shirking her duties as a Sage, is she not?”
“True,” Reimu said uncertainly, “but… surely she wouldn’t, even with her tendencies to play around! We-we don’t have any evidence!”
“That is true,” I said. “So far, we only have speculation and very weak circumstantial evidence that Yukari and Nue might be involved. Which is why we must investigate further into their whereabouts before officially naming them as suspects. And we haven’t ruled out a completely unrelated and unknown foe, either. If this were a case Outside, an accusation made at this stage would surely be thrown out, as all defendants and suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty beyond any and all reasonable doubt. So we must step up our investigations in the real world, while continuing to uncover and eliminate any fortresses which show themselves in order to access higher levels of Ethos, as every fortress taken out is one less tool for our unknown adversary and one less heart for them to poison.”
“Right,” Marisa said. “Besides, we got fans waitin’ for us in that ring, and Seiga’s still at large. I say the sooner we haul ass back in there, the sooner we can bump off a known threat so we don’t hafta worry about her while lookin’ into our suspects.”
“Precisely,” I said. “Any more comments before we head out?”
Reimu and Byakuren still looked uncertain about the possibility of their friends being suspects.
“Being a true friend requires standing up to their misdeeds and showing them the way back to the light,” Miko told them sternly. “That requires more strength than standing up to one’s enemies.”
Byakuren paused, then stood up. “Right. I will do what it takes to make those I love come around. And I cannot let a personal conflict interfere with the mission.” She nudged Reimu. “Don’t you agree, Seraph?”
Reimu shook herself and stood up as well. “...yeah. Let’s just focus on the mission for now, and we can worry about that other stuff later.” She turned to me. “Now then, won’t you lead the way?”
“Certainly,” I said. “Let’s go make some noise.”
Notes:
Just quickly crushing this one out before I head out for the day. I'm also gonna go back and retcon some details about Ran to put her more in line with canon, in light of the reveals put out by UDoALG.
Chapter 74: The Fratricidal Destroyer
Chapter Text
Goro
“GRAUHHHH! EAT TALONS, HUMAN!”
*ratatatatatatatata*
“Nah,” Reimu replied, blowing the smoke off her gun barrel. Marisa jumped up from behind and spun around in the air, firing her dual-wielded revolvers around and shooting the remaining Anzus out of the air. They then faced the crowd and held their hands up together in a victory pose as a ball of Nuclear energy crashed down and finished them off, causing the crowd to cheer their names. Some held up banners with their code names on them, chanting “SER-APH! STAR-BURST! SER-APH! STAR-BURST!”
As they came down from the stage, I applauded them. “Masterfully done.”
“What, ‘ya expected anything less from Gensokyo’s main incident resolvers?” Marisa smirked.
“I mean, you two are always more dangerous when you actually decide to work together,” Aya said. “It’s like two people with the power of four, at least.”
“And yet even here, in a place without Danmaku, Starburst prefers to show off with fancy gunplay and stunts while Seraph simply aims and barrages them with a stream of lead,” Youmu commented.
“What can I say?” Reimu shrugged. “Starburst likes to show off, while I prefer to end the fight quickly and move on.”
“And apparently, Priest will accept no substitutes,” Miko said, looking at Byakuren’s “Tomislav” which practically had its own postal code.
“Alright, enough talk, next fighters are on deck,” Nitori said. “Looks like we got ourselves a Principality, a Power, and a Virtue. What do you say, Crow?”
I fixed my tie. “I’ll take this dance, with Priest and King as backup.”
“Alright, then let’s get going!” We stepped up to the stage, greeted our opponents, and started swinging. Byakuren took to Pratt-Keeping the Virtue to block its Hama attacks while me and Miko fought hand-to-hand with the other two, who I eventually managed to kill with Mudo attacks, before all three of us jumped on the Virtue to finish the fight. Byakuren threw me up into the air and Miko let me land on her Persona while I struck a Jojo ~pose~, ensuring that we had the PR win as well as the actual win.
After a quick rest-up, we faced the Hard-To-Destroy-Reptile. He recalled our meeting in the tavern the other day and how it ultimately allowed us to defeat Dyaus, and told us that he himself managed to get past him in almost the same way, by watching fights and asking around until he figured out a way to beat him. He insisted on a duel with Marisa, the most “cowgirl” fighter we had, which mostly came down to gunplay and melee attacks since both specialized in Nuclear magic, which the other resisted, although Marisa had the edge since she could heal herself. The final moment of the fight was a quick-draw duel, which was timed; on the word GO!, Marisa whipped out her revolver and shot him in just .06 seconds, downing him and giving us yet another win (he was fine, by the way, since the wound instantly healed itself).
The next two fights weren’t anything to write home about: the Oni team consisted of Kin-Ki, Fuu-Ki and Sui-Ki, which we anticipated since they billed themselves as Fujiwara’s Oni, so we assembled a team without Nitori to take them down quickly as we already knew their weaknesses. The team after that was Wings of Night, the team me and Miko saw get destroyed by Vayu when we first entered the fortress; Byakuren was able to beat them with a single Mahama before they even got a chance to attack.
“How is everyone doing?” I asked the team when we returned to the locker room.
“Just gettin’ warmed up,” Marisa grinned. I looked around the room, where Mamiko was polishing her staff, Youmu was honing her blade, Byakuren was bench-pressing Miko who was doing a “draw me like one of your French girls” pose, Reimu and Aya were sparring, and Nitori was busy going through the data she had collected. Lavenza was still in the corner doing stretches, not that anyone else could see her.
I looked over at the terminal and saw that our next opponent was Vayu, one of the members of the Embryon and against whom Miko’s awakening battle was against. I also glanced at the rest of the screen just to see what the current standings were:
Gold League
- Ardha (Current Champion)
- The Four Horsemen
- Tarmy and the Goyfs
- Agni
- Drunken Serpents
- Devourer of Everything
- King Hippo
- Reliable Excavation and Demolition
- Mother, Knowledge and Judgement
- Prithivi
Silver League
- Fratricidal Destroyer
- Hundred-Armed Watchers
- Double-Takes
- Dual-Wielding Duelists
- Vayu
- →The Day Breakers ←
- Wings of Night
- Fujiwara’s Oni
- Hard-To-Destroy Reptile
- On Heaven’s Wings
Bronze League
- The Amazing Shell-Shocker
- LION BIRDS
- Dyaus
- I like Horses
- Fairy Squadron
- The Tengu Gang
- The Destroyer of Worlds
- The Mitamas
- Jack Bros.
- The New England Patriots
“Seems as though our next opponent is Vayu,” I told them. “He was actually the figure King first battled against, since we crashed his fight. He seems to specialize in wind magic.”
“Well, we already know that those Embryon guys get to pick their opponents,” Aya said.
“Yeah, but I feel like he might want a rematch against King,” Reimu said.
“We’ll just have to be ready no matter who he chooses,” I said. “Although, a fight between him and King would be interesting to watch, since each is weak to the other’s magic.”
“I’ve got something that might help tip the scales,” Nitori added. She produced a green armband. “These things help blunt the damage a given element does to its wearer. For example, this makes you a bit more resistant to Wind attacks.”
Miko took the armband and slipped it on. “I see. Well, I will certainly take any tactical advantage that comes my way.”
“Alrighty then, let’s get going!” Nitori said excitedly, in a way which heavily reminded me of Futaba.
Out in the pit, we came up the stairs, past waving and cheering fans, and met Vayu, who was already taking questions from Shadow Seiga.
“Now then.” Shadow Seiga asked, “how do you feel about your upcoming match against the guys who crashed your last match?”
“I feel quite confident,” Vayu replied. “I have trained since then in anticipation of our first formal match.”
“Well, let’s see if that training will do you any good,” Shadow Seiga taunted, as we presented ourselves. “Now then, as per tradition, Vayu will pick his next opponent.”
“Isn’t it obvious, though?” Vayu asked. “Of course I would like a rematch against the one who looks like an owl.”
Miko held out her sword. “I’m a real ‘hoot.’” The crowd groaned, throwing trash at her, as did we facepalm at the awful pun. “Now then, bring it on!”
The gong went off, and Vayu wasted no time throwing out gusts of wind; Miko, however, cast a defense buff on herself and simply charged through the onslaught to take a swing at him, which he dodged. She then commanded her Persona to use Zionga, which also missed, but singed Vayu’s cloak, setting it on fire. Vayu then used another wind attack, which caused him to accidentally set the rest of himself on fire, causing him to start frantically running around trying to put the fire out; Miko capitalized on his duress to bash him with an Assault Dive, then put one foot on him and the tip of her sword in his face, forcing him to concede.
The crowd cheered our names again, as Nitori came over and helpfully dowsed Vayu to put out the fire. Me and Reimu helped him back onto his feet, after which Marisa asked him, “‘ya okay? Ya’ really lost your shit there, fella.”
“I… I apologize for what you just saw,” Vayu said. “Her skill… her ferocity…”
“That’s the legendary Prince Shotoku for you,” Miko said. “It isn’t your fault.”
“Indeed. You truly live up to your reputation. I must train harder if I am to be a match to you. I wish you well on your journey to the championship, although I will warn you: the Devourer of Everything is a force to be reckoned with.”
“I’m sure we’ll be just fine,” Aya winked. “It’s your leader who sounds like the real badass, from what I’ve heard.”
“...hah, that might be so…” Vayu replied, seeming uncertain.
With our second Embryon member down, the rest of the Silver bracket went by quickly: the Dual-Wielding Duelists consisted of two Oses led by a Dakini, all of whom went down handily to Youmu’s blade. The team after them consisted of a Take-Mikazuchi and a Take-Minakata, who Mamiko was able to take down with just Nitori’s support. And even though the Hundred-Armed Watchers were a pair of Hecatonchiers, Byakuren and Marisa took a moment to demonstrate their wrestling skills to force them down, even coming up with a combination attack in which Byakuren held Marisa by her feet, drove past them, and allowed Marisa to drive-by slash them with her claws.
“That just leaves the Silver League champ, huh?” Marisa asked.
“The ‘Fratricidal Destroyer,’ was it?” Aya said. “Sounds like they’re a beast.”
“Who knows?” Reimu shrugged. “Maybe they’re just trying to sound edgy.”
I studied the terminal again as I went to request the match. Mostly, I was looking to see how much farther we could get today. The first opponent in the Gold League was an Embryon member, but it was what was after her which had me concerned:
Gold League
- Ardha (Current Champion)
- The Four Horsemen
- Tarmy and the Goyfs
- Devourer of Everything
- Agni (Out until 4/5 due to injury)
- Drunken Serpents (Out until 4/5 due to injury)
- King Hippo (Out until 4/5 due to injury)
- Reliable Excavation and Demolition (Out until 4/5 due to injury)
- Mother, Knowledge and Judgement (Out until 4/5 due to injury)
- Prithivi
“What’cha lookin’ at?” Marisa asked, kicking her feet around.
I shook my head. “Oh, nothing. Let’s just move onto the arena.”
“Well, alright, if you say so,” Youmu said.
As we made our way out to the arena, we could see a red-skinned figure with two, toothy heads being carried out on a stretcher by medical personnel, as well as a short figure in a blue dress with white hair and two, red, ram-like horns holding what looked like an oversized spork in the air before departing the arena. The screen then changed over to show “Silver League Title Bout!” above both our team name and that of the Fratricidal Destroyer.
“Gooooooooooood evening, ladies and gents! Well, after that two-game slaughterhouse, what better way than to end the night with the Silver League Title match?! Here in one corner, the mag-ni-ficent and illustrious Day Breakers!”
“Good evening, everyone,” I bowed as everyone else waved and cheered.
“And in the other corner, you all know him: he’s ferocious, unyielding, mysterious and wicked, coming to you all the way from the sands of Egypt, I give you, the one, the only, Fratricidal Destroyer!!!!”
The doors on the other side opened up, as we glimpsed our opponent for the first time: shrouded in darkness, only a pair of glowing, yellow eyes shone through, before batlike wings spread out, and a large, black, brick-headed wyvern slowly hovered over up onto the ring. I had seen this being before in my Metaverse rampages, and it was one of the Personas Ren used against Sae-san’s shadow: the Desert Wind, Seth.
“Welcome back, Mr. Destroyer! Anything to say to your opponents before the match begins?”
Seth took a moment to respond, before saying in a low, ominous voice, “...you cannot fight fate… forever shall you be tormented by despair.”
“...but of course!” Shadow Seiga said in a chipper tone. “I would expect nothing less of you! Now then, who shall be your opponent?”
Seth looked at all of us, scrutinizing each of us with his piercing gaze before turning his head to Reimu. “...you. You claim to be an angel, but you cannot escape the truth of the matter, for you are sullied by the poisons of greed, sloth and wrath. To think that you of all people would be called the Hakurei Shrine Maiden…”
Reimu stepped back. “How… how do you know that??”
“Look, it doesn’t matter now, Seraph,” I said. “He has clearly chosen you as his opponent. Go forth and best him with all your might.”
“Yeah, we believe in you!” Marisa said.
Reimu fixed her hair before stepping forward. “Very well. But I swear that I will put you down, foul monster!!”
“Have at you!!!!” Seth shouted as he spread his wings, glared at her, then right as the gong went off, charged her, forcing her to roll out of the way and retaliate with a quick burst of bullets, which bounced off his head leaving marks and punched a small hole in his right wing.
“Not bad,” he commented. “But you would be foolish to believe that you are the only one who can smite your foes with bullets!” He then got back up and summoned a large bullet which Reimu barely evaded, leaving a large hole in the floor where it impacted. And so the fight began, with each side taking turns dodging the other’s shots before returning fire. Seth proved to be something of a dark mirror to Reimu’s own capabilities, being an agile, winged combatant who used powerful Gun and Fire attacks, not that those Fire spells were seen much since each fighter resisted it, meaning the fight mostly came down to trading gunshots as Reimu kept trying to close the distance for a weakness-hitting gohei strike, while Seth had the ability to up his agility to compensate for Reimu weakening his attacks, and could Charge up attacks as well. By far his most dangerous was an overhead face-slam capable of sending floor tiles into the edges of the arena, a technique which he simply referred to as “Pain.”
“VIOLENCE, DEATH, DESPAIR,” Seth shouted. “WHY DO YOU RESIST THESE WHEN YOUR ANCESTORS FELL TO THEM SO EASILY?!?”
“Dammit,” Reimu grunted, her clothes battered and torn and her face bruised. “This guy’s strong! And why does he know so much about me and my life?!”
“Need a hand, ho?” Suddenly, the Masked Frost appeared next to her. “I can bury him in his grave, where he belongs!”
Normally, Reimu wasn’t in the mood to put up with Frost’s nonsense, but in that moment, she silently nodded, “yeah, let’s send this draconic demon straight back to Hell.” She picked him up and threw him at Seth, during which he blew cold air on one of his wings, freezing it and weighing him down, before catching the overhead beams, spinning around a couple of times, and then launching himself back down, nailing Seth in the head with an elbow strike.
“DAMN YOU, INSOLENT BRAT!” Seth protested. “QUIT RESISTING, AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE!”
“Not happening,” Reimu retorted. “Sure, I’m not perfect, but I’ll be damned if I let monsters like you win. So…” She walked over and struck him in the head, causing him to be knocked out immediately. “Begone!”
The crowd went wild with cheers, Marisa whistled and fist-pumped, and the rest of us called out her name as Shadow Seiga came over, held up Reimu’s weary, bloodied arm, and pronounced us as the next Silver League champs.
“‘Ya did great out there, Seraph!” Marisa smiled. “And, I have to say, that belt looks good on ‘ya.”
“Er, thanks,” Reimu said awkwardly, looking down at the large, silver-trimmed belt, which was adorned by an oversized ruby.
“Still… he seemed rather knowledgeable about your status as the Hakurei Shrine maiden,” Miko noted. “How could he, a shadow in this place, know of such things?”
“I don’t know… maybe her status has that much impact on cognition?” Youmu guessed.
“Well, whatever the case, we’ve got the belt now,” Nitori said. “Let’s pop it open and see what’s inside.”
“Right.” Reimu fiddled with the ruby, before finding a latch hidden under the leather, opening it and causing another letter to fall out. She picked it up and read it to all of us.
“So, this is the power of the Hakurei? I must admit, even I am impressed just how much you have trained and progressed. Even so, you still have much to learn, and further to go in your training. In the meantime, as a reward for claiming this belt, allow me to assist you in your quest. You seek the Red Will Seed, yes? In that case, I shall inform you on how to reach it. It is located within the building’s maintenance and engineering room. You should be able to discreetly reach it by crawling through the vents which pass through your locker room. Be warned, however, that the promoter’s assistant patrols this area during the arena’s off-hours, when the guards are not present and watching the cameras. I wish you the best of luck in your quest.”
She looked back up. “Well, looks like we know where to go looking for it. Who wants to give it a shot?”
Youmu, who was sitting on the bench, kept closing her eyes and nodding off. “So… sleepy…”
Marisa cracked her back. “Yeah, I getcha. All that fightin’s fun and all, but I’m ready to call it a day.”
“Also, I peeked at the terminal,” Nitori said. “Seems that ‘Devourer of Everything’ is leaving a trail of blood in her wake. Every fighter is unavailable until the 5th, so we probably wouldn’t want to come back before then.”
“Not necessarily,” I pointed out. “We might not be able to make any roster progress, but that doesn’t mean we can’t return for a ‘special operation’ to recover the Will Seed, once we are rested. We should reconvene tomorrow night, in the middle of the night, so that we can carry out the plan. That will give us a rest day ahead of the home stretch.”
“Excellent idea,” Miko said. “It sounds like security will be lighter then. I’ll make sure to adjust my schedule to accommodate it.”
“Alright then, let’s call it for now,” Aya said. “I have an article I need to write and get in before midnight.”
“Procrastinating again?” Reimu teased.
Aya shook her head. “Well, before this, I also had a report come in from the kappa engineers about a suspicious figure spotted wandering around Former Hell, supposedly looking for ‘oil.’ Sometimes, they get Oni down there snooping around in restricted areas where they’re not supposed to be, but what got me concerned was that figure was in a remote part of the Hell of Blazing Fires, such that they were more likely to have ventured there from the direction of Dis.”
“Dis?” I asked.
“The capital of New Hell,” Aya explained. “It’s home to oni as well, but it’s also home to, obviously, demons and condemned souls. It also roughly lies at the halfway point between Former Hell and the Animal Realm, a wretched hive ruled by gangsters who cause problems for us and Hell about every few decades. If it’s someone from there, it could be a scout for one of the crime families ahead of causing an incident.”
“Hm… that sounds like it could be a problem. Perhaps I should ask Utsuho about it tomorrow before the operation,” I suggested.
“Well, don’t feel like you have to run yourself thin, but you do you,” Aya shrugged.
“Don’t forget that I am a detective,” I said. “I am drawn to cases like a moth to flame.”
“Heh, well, there’s that. Tell you what, why don’t I go with you? Since we have a suspicious person case on our hands, that gives me jurisdiction to go down into Former Hell to investigate.”
“Then, it is settled,” I smiled.
“Okay then, let’s call it here,” Nitori said. “Good work, everyone.”
“Yep, g’night,” Marisa said.
Chapter 75: Suibotsushita Chinshuujigoku
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
4/3
Goro
“Ah, Akechi-san. Welcome back to Tengu City.” The guard bowed, and allowed me to enter through the gates.
“My appreciation,” I replied. “Still, this is a surprise, you let a human such as myself in so easily.”
“True, we do jealously guard our city from outsiders, but you have proven yourself to be a valuable guest,” he told me. “In any case, I have my orders from Aya-sama to let you in, as you will be assisting her with an operation.”
“Thank you,” I bowed back, before walking past the gate.
The town’s atmosphere had noticeably changed since my last visit. A more diverse mix of Tengu staffed the storefronts I walked past on my way over to Aya’s place, and while there were obvious rivalries between some of the groups, there was no sign of any prejudice. I had, of course, feared that the abolition of the caste system in the wake of Megumu’s change of heart would struggle to take hold, but it appeared that the Tengu were taking it rather much in stride.
Certainly, something I felt human society could take note of.
I arrived at the Bunbunmaru office, where I found Aya waiting out front. “Good morning,” I greeted. “How are you today?”
“Same as always,” Aya said, stretching out. “Except for the special mission. I gave my notes over to the guys so that they could print tomorrow’s edition of the paper while I’m out on business.”
“It seems rather difficult, being a guard captain and a newswoman,” I said.
“The paper started as a side-hustle,” Aya said, “since finding scoops for stories is also a great way to find brewing incidents and diffuse them before the Shrine Maiden has to get involved. I’ve actually chosen to mostly take a backseat on the guard captain job to focus more on the paper, but obviously today’s a special case.” She looked around. “She said she’d be here by now, but…”
“Sorry I’m late,” came Megumu’s voice, before she touched down. “We had another incident come up and I needed to brief the troops on it before they went out.”
“No worries,” Aya said. “I thought I saw some people getting up to no good near the ravine.”
“Yeah.” Megumu looked at me. “Oh, you brought your boyfriend again?”
“OH, YOU-”
“Settle down,” I said, grabbing Aya’s shoulder. Aya was fuming while Megumu had a trollish grin on her face.
“Sorry, bad joke,” Megumu said. “Anyway, I just wanted to go over the details of the mission before I send you two down there. I trust that Akechi-san has been down there before already?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“Alright, good, so you know Utsuho. She’ll escort you both down to the Hell of Blood Pools; apparently, there’s an informant who lives down there who claims to know who our suspect is. Her name is Chiyari Tenkajin.”
“Alright,” Aya nodded. “Anything else, or do we just go straight there?”
“Pretty much just head straight down,” Megumu said. “I’ve already gone through all the channels to get you the necessary clearance. Make sure you’re fully stocked up on spell cards, and don’t be afraid to draw blood. Hell can be a bit… chaotic, at times. I’m not even sure if Chiyari is a reliable source, so use caution.”
“Who do you think you’re talking to?” Aya smiled. “‘Sides, we got the best detective in all of Gensokyo on our side. I’m sure we’ll get straight to the bottom of this.”
Megumu smiled. “You know, you’ve changed, Aya. I don’t know what happened these past couple of months, but I like the new you.”
“I could say the same,” Aya said. “I’ve seen you go all over the place making sure everyone’s alright with the new system.”
“Well, true…”
We made our way down to the Geyser Center, and started looking for Utsuho. A couple of kappa workers pointed us down the shaft, from which the nuclear energy streamed up. As we made our way down the rock cavern, a red and orange glow permeated the air, and before long we came to an open area, full of miniature suns which grew, shone, and collapsed in quick succession. We searched around for her, and got a clue when we started hearing singing.
“Эй, ухнем!” *blast* “ Эй, ухнем!” *bang* “Ещё разик, ещё да раз!”
“Hm, I didn’t know she sang on the job,” Aya commented.
“It looks like challenging work,” I said, “even for someone as powerful as her.”
“I guess,” Aya shrugged.
After some more searching, we found Utsuho creating suns, manipulating their energy, then throwing them around. We waited for a pause in her work before approaching her.
“Hello there,” Aya said.
Utsuho looked over to us. “Ah, good day.” She dismissed the sun she was currently working on. “Okuu was expecting you, but surprising to see you come down to this place.”
“We have a very important mission,” I said. “It can’t be kept waiting.”
Utsuho looked at me. “Ah, Akechi-san. Nice to see you again.” She held out her arm, which had her nuclear control rod on it, toward the landscape of suns dotting the vast, underground cave beyond. “This is Nuclear Furnace, is Okuu’s place of operation. Energy from suns heats boilers which drive turbines and create power. Is very precise and dangerous work, but has enormous benefits when manage well.” She put her arm down. “Still, maintaining suns is hard work, as they fizzle and die too quickly. Okuu’s dream is to someday create self-sustaining sun under the Earth which can power the world forever, without need for burning limited and polluting oil made from dead organisms.”
“Speaking of oil,” Aya said, “can you direct us to the Hell of Blood Pools? We’re meeting an informant named Chiyari Tenkajin.”
Utsuho thought for a moment. “Ah, Chi-san. Yes, Okuu can lead you there. However, path to Blood Pools is very dangerous, so stick close to Okuu.”
“Understood,” I nodded. Okuu started flying straight down, and we followed her, past countless suns under the Earth, whose intense and bountiful energy radiated around us, a scene I never thought could have existed, and yet, here it was. What was even more remarkable was that, after everything I had already experience so far, that I was taking it all rather in stride.
Eventually, our eyes caught the cave floor, through which a river of magma flowed. Utsuho turned and went another way, toward a vast, black pool of oily liquid. As we kept pace and followed her, the pool grew, and so did the unpleasant feeling of unease, fear and paranoia within me, as though simply being near it was contaminating my soul with evil, sin, and despair. Given my reputation and actions as Black Mask, that this pool was able to do such a thing stood out all the more just how wrong its existence was.
Pulling up to the shore, Utsuho touched down and walked straight up to the edge of the oily sludge, which emanated what I could swear were the cries of tortured souls, and the screams of violent sinners. “Chi-san,” Utsuho called out. “Chi-san, you have guests.”
There was a moment’s silence, before a slight rumble occurred. Ripples radiated across the surface of the pool, from the center of which a dark bulge rose from the arterial sludge, growing bigger and bigger before bursting like a bubble, revealing a purple-haired woman in a green shirt and a reddish-pink horn.
Certainly, this person knew how to make an entrance.
“‘Ya rang, Okuu?” she asked.
“Chi-san,” Utsuho said. “These are the guests who came to ask you about intruder.”
Chiyari cracked her neck a couple times. “Oh, yeah, that. Lesse, looks like we got a Tengu, and a…” She grinned. “Ohoho, what’s this? Izzat a human? Been a long time since I’ve seen a live human come all the way down here.”
“A pleasure to meet you,” I bowed. “My name is Goro Akechi, a detective assisting Aya in solving this case.”
“I see. Didn’t know the Tengu hired human detectives.”
“Let’s just say it’s a personal favor,” Aya said. “Anyway, I don’t have much time, let’s just get to the point.”
“Okuu needs to return to nuclear furnace,” Utsuho said. “Chi-san can show you way out.”
“Thank you,” I said, as Utsuho flew off.
We turned back to Chiyari, who seemed to be busy drinking pure blood from a teacup. “Er… are you a vampire?” I asked.
“Sorta, but not quite. I’m a tenkajin, which is also my last name, because somebody asked me for a last name once and I just gave ‘em that. I can control blood and fire, and as you can see, I live in this here pool of oily blood formed from the pure, concentrated hate, despair and sin of all living things.”
“Eh,” I winced, pondering what would happen if a small sample of this fluid entered the Metaverse.
“And apparently, someone’s been coming here? Allegedly from the Animal Realm?” Aya asked.
“‘Allegedly?’” Chiyari snorted and laughed. “C’mon, it’d be almost impossible not to sense that razor-toothed bitch coming here with her giant-”
“Who ‘ya callin’ a razor-toothed bitch?!”
We turned around and saw a short girl in a blue dress with white, curly hair and red ram’s horns holding an oversized spork - who looked almost identical to the being I caught sight of in Seiga’s fortress.
“Nice day, innit?” she grinned, revealing extremely sharp, pointed teeth. “Whaddya doin’ here, little ol’ lover’s rendezvous by the literal shittiest place on Earth?”
Aya scowled. “Just as I thought, it couldn’t possibly have been anyone but you, Toutetsu. You know you’re not supposed to be here.”
“Toutetsu?” I asked.
“Name’s Yuuma Toutetsu, pretty boy,” Yuuma said. “I’m the big boss of the Gouyoku Alliance. My grunts will take you down from the air and hit you so fast and hard you’ll never see it coming.”
“Is that a challenge?” I smirked, pulling my glove.
“Ooooh, so ‘yer one of those guys, ain’tcha?” Yuuma smiled. “I like ‘yer attitude. Certainly a lot better than my new man-bitch who came in recently. I don’t remember his name, so I just call him Dog. You humans are really pathetic, y’know? Like, someone told me Dog was raping and beating up teenagers, they sent ‘im to prison, then I guess he got mixed up with the wrong crowd and fell out a window and that’s how his spirit got to the Animal Realm, cause they let us keep sinners as slaves in exchange for them paying off their debts faster.”
Raping and beating up teenagers… somehow, that sounded like someone I knew…
“Yeah, well, I don’t care if you’re torturing sinners, that’s on your own turf,” Aya said. “So, can you please cease and desist, or must I get the shrine maiden involved?”
“Which one?” Yuuma asked, cock-eyed.
“Yes,” Aya replied.
Yuuma chuckled. “Eheheh, stubborn as ever, ain’tcha Aya?” She stretched out. “I was just lookin’ at this place to see if I could do somethin’ with it, but it’s pretty much just a sideshow to my current project. Someone told me there’s a wicked hermit up on the surface, and I reckon if I get my hands on ‘er I can feed ‘er to my minions and then I’ll have an unstoppable army of spirits!” She grinned evilly. “Those two bitches won’t know what hit ‘em!” She turned around and flew off. “Well then, smell ‘ya later!”
The two of us just stared into the vast, glowing red cave, with Chiyari floating off to the side.
“Need anything else?” she asked.
Aya turned around. “Well, I mean, I came down to question you about the suspect, but then the suspect showed up and confessed to everything, so…”
“Eh, that’s Yuuma for ‘ya,” Chiyari shrugged. “Honest and smug with everyone. Despite being the boss of her crime family, she does most of her own work. Can’t be seen as a weak leader who just sits on her ass all day barking orders, am I right?”
“Er, right,” I said. “Anyway, I think we’re done here. Mind showing us back to the surface?”
“Sure, but you’re buying me a bottle of sake when we get up there,” Chiyari said.
“Deal.”
Later that night, we got ready to perform the special operation, but before we did that I convened a meeting with the group to go over what me and Aya had found out down in Former Hell.
“So basically, some crime lord chick also has her eyes on Seiga,” Marisa said.
“Yes, and it could tie in with what’s going on in the fortress,” I said.
“What do you mean?” Miko asked.
“Yesterday, I caught sight of a figure resembling Yuuma in the fortress, who is probably the ‘Devourer of Everything’ thrashing all the other contestants. Since, to the best of our knowledge, Seiga is unaware of Yuuma’s existence, this could be another case of a person’s shadow appearing in another person’s fortress.”
There was a pause as the others took this proposal in.
“Okay, but who is Yuuma anyway?” Nitori asked.
“Yuuma Toutetsu,” Aya explained. “The matriarch of one of three warring crime families in the Animal Realm, a remote region of Hell inhabited by animal spirits. A powerful Taotie, she has the ability to consume anything without ill effect, absorbing the power and character of the things she eats. She’s had her sights set on the Hell of Blood Pools for quite a while, hoping to use its power somehow to beat the other two crime lords. I thought it was just gonna be a routine running her off from the place, but her comments about Seiga got me concerned.”
“She mentioned wanting to use Seiga to create an unstoppable army,” I noted.
“Hermit flesh is considered a delicacy,” Reimu explained, “since animals who eat it become youkai, and youkai who eat it become even more powerful.”
“Seiga is strong, but Yuuma is even stronger, and could probably beat her in a fight or else incapacitate her,” Aya said. “If her plan is to feed Seiga to her troops…” Aya shuddered. “...well, let’s just say the incident of colossal proportions probably wouldn’t stop at the deaths of the other two matriarchs. We’re facing a possible full-scale invasion of Gensokyo which even Seraph and Starburst would struggle to stop, AND we don’t even have Yukari around to fight it.”
“Yukari might be lazy and mysterious, but she has never failed to step into incidents imperiling Gensokyo itself,” Reimu said. “But now she’s out of commission, seemingly for no reason. And that’s not even getting into the fact that we’re dealing with a literal cannibal here.”
“Talk about shitty timing,” Marisa said.
“So, in other words, our target has come under grave threat from an outside force,” Youmu said.
“I can’t believe we’re contemplating having to defend a person as vile as her, but it sounds like the alternative is far worse,” Byakuren said.
“Then, should we pause what we’re doing in the fortress and focus on locating her?” Nitori asked.
I shook my head. “No, we should still mainly focus on changing her heart as soon as possible. If we change her heart, she’ll become more cooperative with our aims and goals, and would be easier to protect from harm. Furthermore, we must still destroy her fortress to advance in Ethos.” I looked up. “However, now it seems we have an additional goal: change not only Seiga’s heart, but Yuuma’s as well. It’s not a guarantee that it will turn Yuuma away from her life of crime, but we should at least be able to talk her away from going through with her plot.”
“And if that’s her shadow advancing through the ranks, then we’ll just have to keep up,” Marisa said.
“If we do that, we won’t have much time,” Aya said.
“How come?” Reimu asked.
“I managed to scrounge up some more intel on when Yuuma is thinking about abducting Seiga,” Aya replied. “Apparently, she has connections with corrupt Ministry of Right and Wrong officials who, on April 10th, will conduct a massive raid on the Hall of Dreams Mausoleum along with Yuuma herself to root her out, overwhelm her, bring her to the Animal Realm and feed her to Yuuma’s troops, in time for a large-scale assault on the night of the full moon, the 11th.”
“I see,” I noted. “So, our deadline to prevent that from happening is April 9th, which means we’ll need to send out our calling card by no later than two days prior, April 7th.”
“Then we’ll have to act quickly,” Youmu said. “We should probably just fight through the entire rest of the roster on the 5th when we can do so again, send the calling card immediately, then get back in there to finish the job.”
“Precisely,” I said. “We should absolutely spend all of tomorrow preparing for all the tough fights we’ll need to win in quick succession. There is no room for error here.”
“Is all of this making sense, Bull?”
Mamiko snapped back to reality. “Oh, yes.”
“How about you, King?”
Miko seemed conflicted for a moment, before nodding back. “Yes. Let’s make this happen. For Seiga.”
“Then without further ado, let’s head out,” Nitori said.
Inside the locker room, Nitori scanned the outside hallway for guards.
“How’s it lookin’?” Marisa asked.
“Eh, there’s a few of ‘em out there, and no good cover spots,” Nitori replied.
“The letter did recommend that we reach the maintenance area by crawling through the vents,” Miko said, holding up the letter in question.
“That’s a long crawl, since it’s clear on the other side of the building,” Nitori said.
I thought for a moment. “King, do you remember that safe room we escaped into the day you awakened your Persona?”
“I do,” Miko nodded.
“How much time would we save if we started from there?” I asked Nitori.
“Lemme see… well, we’d still have to do a bit, but it’ll still save us a bunch of time.”
“Sounds like our best bet then if that’s the case,” Aya said.
“Then, let us not waste another moment,” I said.
Once we were in the other safe room, we crept along the catwalks above the quiet, yet still brightly-lit arena, reaching vents on the other side which connected directly to the engineering room. It was expectedly pitch black, but Nitori was able to light our path and keep an eye out for any shadows, which seemed conspicuously absent. Maneuvering around scalding hot boilers, past diesel generators, HVAC units, pipes and other heavy machinery, navigating this place in the dark was a great challenge for our agility, strength and sneaking skills, as we used our grappling hooks to zip from one spot to another, over gaps and waste.
Eventually, Nitori was able to get a lock on the Red Will Seed location, with a single entity guarding it. Psyching ourselves for a tough fight, we boldly proceeded through the corridor to meet our challenger.
Slowly, we approached the figure, who was unmistakably cognitive Yoshika, who stood facing the door to the Will Seed room.
“I’ve been waiting for you, Day Breakers,” she said. “You’ve done quite well advancing through the ranks so quickly.”
“‘Ya really expected anythin’ different?” Marisa asked. “Yer talkin’ to a bunch of hardened warriors over here.”
“I never suggested that I doubted you,” cognitive Yoshika replied, before turning and facing us. “Though, I wonder if you all are actually strong enough to challenge master Seiga, or that ravenous Taotie who’s been ravaging opponents left and right. Certainly, the Embryon has been looking for someone to free this place from Seiga’s curse.”
“Hm?” Aya wondered.
Cognitive Yoshika chuckled. “You still don’t get it, do you. Alright then, let me tell you a story. I came here alongside master Seiga, when she appeared and took control of this place. Actually… I’ve been at her side for quite some time. Many years ago, she used her hermit magic to resurrect a poet as a Jiang-shi. That poet was me… sort of, as the original soul has long since passed on, and technically, that body only houses a feeble imitation of a soul, with just enough free will to process the orders plastered on its head in order to carry out Seiga’s bidding. A body sealed from a soul and emotions… emotions, thoughts, and feelings which coalesced into a form inhabiting this place.”
We paused.
“So, another person’s shadow, housed within this fortress,” Byakuren said.
“And since the real Yoshika is having almost all aspects of her personality forcefully repressed, those are manifesting into her shadow… you.”
“I see somebody’s figured it out,” Shadow Yoshika replied. “As much as I’d like to return to my real self, so long as I’m Seiga’s Jiang-shi, that isn’t possible. So, here I am, stuck in this place, watching her twist this arena around her dear little thumb, into her perverse expression of might-makes-right ideology.” She floated up into the air. “That’s not to say I’m weak, just not strong enough on my own to clear her distortion. And if you’re not stronger than me, then you stand no chance of clearing it either!”
“Here we go!” I said, drawing my knife as she turned into a massive Pisaca shadow who summoned Mokoi minions. Charging her, we fanned out to take her minions on, Aya spearheading the crowd control with her Wind attacks while me, Reimu and Byakuren went for Shadow Yoshika directly with Fire and Bless attacks. She mostly attacked by trying to eat us, although Marisa backed us up by throwing bombs into her, exploding her and stunning her for a moment while we wailed on her. Besides that, she also used typical Pisaca moves such as Dream Needle, Mudo attacks and Life and Spirit Drain. Her strategy was simple and easily outsmarted; most of the difficulty came from managing the hordes of Mokoi which spawned in to replace their fallen comrades. Eventually, though, we managed to keep her down, and she conceded defeat.
“Y’know,” Aya said, “for someone who broods over being used as a puppet by Seiga, you seemed pretty content about sending in a bunch of men to die on your behalf.”
“Well, I’ve spent enough time around her, I suppose her ‘fighting style’ has rubbed off on me,” Shadow Yoshika admitted. “And I will admit, my real self cannot think too strategically, simply relying on my power to devour anything to best opponents. That is to say, I don’t have much combat experience, although I have analyzed hundreds of fights, seen all the fighter’s tactics.”
“You mentioned the Embryon before,” Mamiko asked. “Who exactly are they?”
“A good question,” Shadow Yoshika replied. “They dodge most questions about their past, only saying that they came here to the cognitive world after an incident involving ‘solar data’ and a ‘black sun.’ They were confused at first, drifting around this world without purpose, eventually meeting other beings who had similarly lost their way. They and a couple other Gold League fighters founded the Arena, which built up over time to become the premier fighting venue for lost shadows and souls, matching wits and brawn with opponents while searching for a purpose. And then… a compelling force placed myself and my master here, and gave her a directive to shape the arena into a place serving as an extension of her will, although she also desired to dominate the arena and make others fight for her own amusement.”
“I see,” I noted. “So both you and Shadow Seiga were intentionally placed here by a malevolent force and ordered to take the place over.”
“I would say, more like Shadow Seiga was placed here, and Shadow Yoshika merely came along for the ride,” Miko suggested.
“More or less,” Shadow Yoshika said. “And I can’t really do anything about it, because I’m her slave, so she’s chaining me here. But if you all can knock some sense into her, and I’m pretty sure now that you can, we’ll all be free, and I can return to my real self and actually do something with my sort-of-life.”
I smiled. “Then, I promise not to let you down.”
“Good. The seed’s yours.” She stepped out of the room and disappeared from sight. Miko went in alone to retrieve the Will Seed, before giving it to Marisa so that the latter could stash it in her bag.
“Okay, anything else?” Marisa asked.
“I think that should just about do it,” Nitori said. “The shadows definitely sense that someone is here, plus the arena’s closed. Might as well call it a night and prepare for the 5th.”
“Right,” I said. “And remember: we’re facing a tight deadline now, so we mustn’t let tomorrow’s preparation go to waste.”
“Damn straight,” Aya said. “I’ll go see what I can do about maybe trying to delay Yuuma’s plan to buy us some more time.”
“I can assist you if you want,” Reimu said.
“Thank you,” Aya said, “but I should be alright on my own. I have lots of connections, plus I know with the upcoming full moon you’re probably going to be busy as well. But if I need you, I’ll definitely call you over.”
“Hey, don’t forget about me!” Marisa said.
Aya chuckled. “Oh, alright, you can come too, Starburst.”
“Minamitsu mentioned not having anything on her plate right now,” Byakuren said. “I’ll ask and see if she’d be up to investigate for me as well.”
“And I’ll keep tabs on Seiga herself,” Miko said. “She trusts me the most out of anyone, so I can approach her without seeming suspicious.”
Youmu looked over to Mamiko. “Are you free to spar again?”
“If you insist,” Mamiko lightly smiled. “I will warn you that I have improved my technique considerably since last time.”
“Let me see it in action and then maybe I will compliment you,” Youmu dared. “Ohoho, if only Reisen were around to see this.”
“What about you, Crow?” Nitori asked.
I thought for a moment about how I could use my time tomorrow to prepare. I thought about anyone I hadn’t gone to visit recently, deals I hadn’t been working on, and what they could provide for me in return.
I remembered we were out of phoenix ashes, and with an opponent as deadly as Yuuma looming on the horizon, it’d be best to stock up. I also realized that I hadn’t really spoken with Keine in a while, and that the two of them often visited each other.
“I have a couple people I need to visit,” I said.
Notes:
So, it's been a while since I posted a chapter. That's because yet another big move happened in the interim, this time to Spokane. By the time everything settled down, it was already close to Nanowrimo, so I waited until then to resume work on it (and hopefully make up for this year's relatively slow updates).
Honestly, I also hit severe writer's block and burnout while writing this arc, so I decided to jazz it up by adding everyone's favorite all-consuming fluffy sheep to the mix (I did want to put her in before, but originally she wasn't going to be featured until far later).
Chapter 76: This Is the Secret Sealing Club
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Sumireko
“Okay, hopefully that will hold,” I said to myself as I was hanging up the last banner while standing on top of precariously balanced books and knick-knacks. Sure, I could have used my psychokinesis to do the job, but I didn’t want to do that anywhere people might see me.
Back in high school, I ran the Secret Sealing Club as a one-girl operation, going out and investigating occult symbols, magical anomalies, and universal aberrations. Finding Gensokyo was like hitting the jackpot: a place full of youkai and spirits, I almost thought I had found myself in the spirit world from Spirited Away. The fact that I got to go back in my dreams, after the Occult Ball incident was resolved, was just icing on the cake, and I had made so many wonderful friends there ever since then who “got” me in ways no one out here ever did.
…Goro’s words stuck with me, how I should be living my life out here to the fullest, especially since he no longer could. Certainly, he wasn’t the first person to tell me to do this, but there was just something about his suggestion… maybe it was just because he made it. Out here, all I ever knew, all I ever saw, was people going about their lives, never caring about all the natural and unnatural wonders the world had to offer, instead just burying themselves in work, school, drinking and routine lives. Stagnating in complacency, losing that curious spark all of us had as kids. Maybe that’s what separated me from everyone else, just the fact that I never lost sight of that magic. Maybe that’s what drove me to distance myself from the “boring” real world, and from other people, as much as possible.
But then, I found the Cognitive World, saw the distortion of the masses, their imprisonment at the hands of a maniacal God of Control, and how everyone, even the Phantom Thieves, almost gave into Maruki’s dream world. That moment in Mementos, when I got knocked down by shadows, got surrounded by them, and then, out of nowhere, the room turned black, and I was faced with… me.
“M-me?”
“The other you,” my shadow said. “The one who is buried deep within. You claim to act on your own, be better and superior to the world around you, but are you really? Are you really content with wandering the Earth aimlessly in hopes of finding what it is you seek? Treading the line between fantasy, the world you would escape to versus the world you live in, never considering its possibilities. That lonely yearning… is that how you really want to live your life?”
“...I don’t want to die here.” I stood up. “This twisted world, the world of humanity’s collective unconscious, I can’t let this opportunity go to waste.” I chuckled. “Heh… maybe Mokou-san was right. This world really is full of surprises, and I don’t have to look far to find them. I’ve never been afraid of danger, I love going places where most people won’t, because they’re afraid. I am not afraid.”
My shadow looked at me. “Really now? If its danger and thrills you seek, you will eventually feel fear. In fact, you feel fear right now. You’ve seen humanity’s distortion, the pits of Hell in which people surrender their ability to make decisions because of their fear. Will you join them, or rebel and face the wrath of God himself?”
“Was that even a choice?”
“...heheheheheh… in that case, let us forge our contract. I am thou, thou art I. Thou who art torn between Heaven and Hell, thou who hast consumed the forbidden fruit, ravished by Hell yet fighting for justice against wicked oppressors. Call upon thine name. Thy name is…”
…ah. Yes, and then after that, I murdered every shadow in the room. I have to admit, even in my fierce duels against those in Gensokyo, never had I felt such rage, such a rush of adrenaline and such unrestrained glee in torturing my foes. After that, I wanted to know more, so I spied on the Thieves, followed them into every mission they went on after that, used my power to make Goro seem dead to protect him from shadows, and wanted to see the heart of man, and the strong bonds of friendship the Thieves had with one another. If their friendship was able to change the world, then what could I, someone who led a purposefully lonely life, accomplish, if only I had someone with me, here in this world, who only understood…
So I went to the school print shop and ran off my only two recruitment posters. One was placed in sight of the Big Bang Burger on campus, and the other in the hallway between the law classes and the fitness center. My targets were marked, and all I had to do was wait.
Just as I finished up hanging up the last banner, I heard a knock on the door. “Come in,” I called out.
The door creaked open, and I saw a head pop in, looking rather uncertain. “Hello?”
I got down to greet them. “Welcome to the Secret Sealing Club! A place where the magical meets the mundane, where common sense is checked at the door, and where the mysteries of the universe are laid bare for all to see!”
The door opened the rest of the way up, revealing Makoto and Haru. “Oh, wow,” Haru said. “Did you do all of this by yourself?”
I smiled. “Well, this club is my pride and passion. Although, I didn’t think I’d get many people who were interested, so to have two people come visit me on the same day!”
“We were just… curious,” Makoto said. “We had heard about you from our classmates, so we wanted to come see you.”
“Ohoho! Is my name that famous already?”
Makoto shut the door behind her, waited a moment to make sure no one else was coming, then immediately straightened her composure and glared at me with her scary red eyes. “Also, you’re Sumireko Usami, the girl who posts pictures online, supposedly taken in the place known as Gensokyo? We’ve come to question you on that.” She came right up to me, and took my phone. “Are these pictures real? Is there a fantasy land out there? Answer me!”
I backed up. “Whoawhoawhoa, this is all so sudden!”
“Mako-chan,” Haru said.
Makoto paused, then gave me back my phone. “S-sorry, I got a little wound-up there, didn’t I?”
“Oh no, no worries at all, my friend,” I said. “You wouldn’t believe the number of comments I get every day from people who are curious about the pictures I take in that place!”
“Ehehe,” Haru giggled. “They’re all quite nice.” She bowed. “My name is Haru Okumura, heir of Okumura foods.”
“Oh, that’s right, I never introduced myself,” Makoto said. “I’m-”
“Makoto Niijuma, younger sister of the prosecutor Sae Niijima,” I finished for her. “Smart and unassuming, until someone makes you so mad that you unleash your unrelenting Fist of Justice on them!”
“Er… that’s not quite-” Then she and Haru froze up. “Hang on… how do you know that phrase?”
I turned to Haru. “And you, Miss Beauty Thief! Shredding tough shadows with your ax with grace and balance!”
The two of them looked at me like a deer in the headlights, while I delighted in their confusion.
“...heheheh. Yeah. You’ve been watching me, but I’ve been watching you. I’ve seen the fights. The laughs. The drama. The sheer defiance against that God of Control. I was there, but you didn’t notice me, because of my abilities. Not even Oracle would have noticed me.” I swept my hand around. “Because you see, I am an unrivaled master of the occult, uncovering the dark secrets the mundane world would rather bury and forget. Gensokyo is one place where I seek the fantastic, the unreal, the unnatural. So did the Cognitive World, the amalgamation of humanity’s beliefs and unconscious, where sins and distortions fester while waiting to be unchained and unleash their fury upon the world?” I held out my hand toward them. “And you, those who would steal hearts and disrupt the natural order in the name of justice. Defeating the mad God of Control, the man stricken by grief, yet that is not enough for you, and you desire to fall down the rabbit hole deeper still?”
Makoto paused, then asked me, “how did you learn of that world, of us? Did you follow us in one day?”
“Oh, I didn’t follow you in,” I replied. “That ‘ace detective’ got too careless one day while looking for targets to kill in Mementos, and I just so happened to be passing by. There, I awakened the same power as all of you, using it to investigate that strange world, learn everything there was to know about it, and most of all, observe you all and how you fight.”
“Then I suppose it isn’t just about delicious pancakes,” Haru joked.
“I could go for some pancakes right about now,” I said.
“I, well, have a diet to maintain, but-” Makoto looked over, then practically pounced on my oversized Buchimaru-kun plush. “Is this… is this the limited-edition Buchimaru-kun huggable bedtime buddy???”
“You like it?” I asked.
Makoto had tears in her eyes. “I used to have one of these as a kid! He was so big and fluffy, I could fall right asleep in his arms, and he helped me not be afraid of the dark!”
“Oh, I was totally the same way!” I exclaimed. “I couldn’t go to bed without him! I even carried around a Buchimaru-kun pencil case all the way up into high school!”
…you know, now that I think about it, I think Marisa probably stole it after I beat her in a fight that one time.
I looked over my shoulder, and saw Haru just standing there feeling a bit left out. “Oh, I’m sorry, Okumura-sama, I didn’t mean to-”
“You can just call me Haru,” Haru said.
“Er… alright, Haru.” I bowed. “I’m so sorry, I’m just not used to being around rich people.”
“No, I understand,” she replied. “Some people can feel a bit overwhelmed when they first meet me.”
“Anyway,” Makoto said, “we do have important things we want to discuss with you. For example, can you tell us some more about Gensokyo?”
I looked around the cluttered room, which had barely any good places to sit. “Um…. in that case, why don’t we move the discussion over to somewhere a bit more comfortable? Do you know any good places?”
The bell on the door rang as Makoto led us inside the cafe. It was small, quaint, the kind of place you’d probably expect to see tucked somewhere in the streets of Paris in a bygone decade, not ultra-modern Tokyo. There was a traditional Japanese painting on the wall, the Sayuri if I recall, the real one before Madarame sullied it. I could also see Sojiro and, interestingly, Futaba working behind the counter. The only customer present was a blonde-haired woman at the bar doing something on her phone, who had a cane propped up against the wall to the side.
“Hello again, Boss,” Makoto said.
“Oh, hello!” Sojiro said. “I didn’t think you’d be back here again so soon!”
I walked forward and introduced myself. “Good afternoon, Sakura-san. My name is Sumireko Usami. I’m the head of the new Secret Sealing Club at Tokyo University. And these two are my first members!”
Sojiro grinned. “Hmm, is that so? Well, you know, these ladies here are quite the handful, I’ll have you know. They’d come here all the time with Ren and the rest of his friends, and-”
“Heyo,” Futaba waved at us. “You got a new friend?”
“Are you working here at LeBlanc now, Futaba?” Haru asked.
“She wanted to help me out here at the shop now that Ren’s back home in Chino,” Sojiro said. “She said she wanted to get experience working a real job, talking to people, and keep an eye on me to make sure I’m doing alright.”
“Yeah, yeah! I totally wanted to level up my people skills and make sure this place stays nice and thief-y! Also, I published a new mobile game that’s making lots of money, and I’m giving some of it to Sojiro to help keep the shop open.”
Sojiro chuckled. “Not that I need it that much, since this place has gotten more popular ever since the whole Phantom Thief deal.”
“It’s great to hear that you’re both doing very well,” Makoto said. “We just came here because we wanted to discuss some things with Usami-san. I… I know you’re about to close for the day, but…”
“I’ll close up shop today,” Futaba said. “Right, Sojiro?”
“You do what you want to do,” Sojiro replied. “Just make sure everything is cleaned and put back before you leave.”
“Roger that!” She looked over at the woman’s cup. “Would you like me to take that cup away and blast all the germs and grime off of it so it’s all spick and span?”
The woman smiled. “If you could, young lady.”
“Ehehe~” Futaba picked up the coffee cup and washed it out. I held the door open for the woman as she made her way out.
…had I seen her somewhere before? I could have sworn I recognized her, but I couldn’t put a finger on how…
“...I see,” Makoto said. “A place sealed off from the outside world by a magical barrier between fantasy and reality, inhabited by spirits, monsters, gods and other mythological beings, in the mountains right next to Ren’s hometown.”
I sipped my coffee. “I know I shouldn’t be surprised, since you’re all Phantom Thieves, but still, to think I’d meet other people who didn’t immediately dismiss my stories as insane ramblings.”
“It does sound unbelievable, though,” Haru said. “I wonder what they’re all like…”
“Mostly, a bunch of belligerent girls who drink too much alcohol and use a magical spell card dueling system to settle disputes without killing each other,” I replied. “It’s a lot like Alice in Wonderland, or in this case Spirited Away, if the cast of Spirited Away was all insane people with no common sense.”
“Oh, so basically it’s the setting of some basement otaku’s indie game?” Futaba asked.
“That’s… actually, that’s not a bad analogy,” I replied.
Futaba looked at Makoto. “By the way, how does she-”
“She’s a Persona user too,” Makoto said. “Apparently, she followed Akechi into Mementos one day and watched him be Black Mask, after which she followed him around, and then us around.”
“Oh, so it’s been spy versus spy!” Futaba beamed. “We’ve totally been spying on you, too, Miss Violet Detector!”
I looked at my Twitter feed, pulled up some of my posts, then asked her, “are you the owner of this account named ‘Alibaba FTW?”
“Yep yep,” Futaba replied. “I’ve been following you for a few months now. I’ve also been keeping track of your phone’s location data, so I know everywhere you’ve been since January.”
“Er…” I suddenly started getting very uncomfortable.
“We’ve been trying to get her not to do things like that, but alas…”
“You know that’s going to get you in trouble one day, Futaba,” came a voice.
We looked over to the door and saw a woman standing there. “Sis?” Makoto asked. “What are you doing here?” It was Makoto’s older sister, Sae.
“I just came here for a cup of coffee, but it looks like you’re already closed,” Sae said.
“There’s still some left in the pot,” Futaba said. “Want some?”
“Sure, I don’t mind.” Sae sat down at the bar while Futaba poured her the rest of the coffee. “I didn’t expect to see you here today, Makoto.”
“Me and Haru are meeting a new friend,” Makoto said. “This is Sumireko Usami. She’s in the same year as us.”
“A pleasure to meet you, Sae-san,” I said.
Sai smiled. “‘Sae-san’... it’s been a little while since anyone has called me that.”
“I’m the head of the Secret Sealing Club,” I told her. “Your sister and Haru came to me wanting to join.”
“More like, we wanted to question her, because she knows things about the Metaverse,” Makoto clarified.
“Is that so?” Sae asked.
“And now it’s like a Phantom girl’s night out!” Futaba exclaimed. “Mwehehe! The only people we’re missing are Ann and Sumire!”
“Speaking of which, how is Sumire?” Haru asked.
“She’s doing better,” Futaba said. “We’re in the same class, and we’ve gotten pretty close. Mostly I just watch her to make sure she’s doing okay, after everything that happened back in January.”
“I trust you’re doing well in school?” Sae asked her.
“Of course! I managed to place into second-year ‘cause of how smart I am, and all the classes are easy-breezy so far!” She paused, then shifted her tone. “Well, all of them, except for the dreaded, the cursed place of squeaky waxed floors and iron bars, of asphalt tracks and blaring whistles, the torturous, the hated, P.E.!”
“Yeah, considering who you are, I wouldn’t doubt it,” Sumireko noted. “I used to suck at it too, at least until I started working out, eating better and going to the gym. Now I feel like I can walk the entire crest of Honshu in search of ghosts!”
“Ugh, I can barely run one lap around the track,” Futaba said. “Although, for some reason, I don’t do that bad in the weight room, about as good as the other girls. I would have thought for sure that place would be absolute hell for me.”
“Well, don’t forget to keep your sets short and get plenty of rest,” Makoto reminded her.
“Yeah, yeah…”
“I think it’s ironic that you are keeping an eye on someone to make sure they’re doing alright,” Sae said, “considering you were like that until fairly recently.”
“I mean… I think Ren was the best thing to happen to both of us. And I really think he’s the best guy for her, too.”
“You don’t feel any sort of jealousy?” I asked her.
“Nah, he’s more like an adopted big brother to me,” Futaba said. “I’d go up to his room and we’d spend nights playing video games, then Ryuji or Ann or Sumire or someone would come up and also hang out. But he’s still my key item, hehe.”
“I…” Haru looked a bit dejected.
“Ah, don’t get so down, Haru,” Futaba said. “At least he was honest.”
“...yes, yes he was,” she said, smiling. “Besides, it’s probably for the best anyway. I would have demonstrated my skill with an ax otherwise.”
“Urm…” I gulped.
“Oh? You saw me use that weapon in the Metaverse, I’m sure? The way I spun around gracefully, getting soaked in shadow blood and hearing them plead for their lives while I mercilessly slashed them open, ripped out their livers and crushed them in my hand before rendering the rest of their friends into fine, red mists of gore painted all over the palace walls with my trusty grenade launcher? Or how I made them all insane with my Persona before subjecting them to the worst psychological torment known to mankind?” She was saying all of this with a smile and a dainty voice with just a tinge of crazed psychopath, although I wasn’t sure if she actually was or just massively trolling me. I glanced to the side, and even Sae seemed off-put.
“Let’s… save the homicidal comments for later,” Makoto said. “People might think we’re planning a school bombing or something.”
Futaba tilted her head. “By the way, Haru, what’s with your hair?”
I looked up at Haru’s head, and indeed just above the forehead of doom I could see Haru’s floofy, orange hair was lime-green around the roots.
“I’ve decided to grow out my hair dye,” Haru said.
“Oh, okay, so-” Futaba’s eyes widened. “Wait, your natural hair color is green???”
“Somehow, yes,” Haru nodded. “The doctors don’t know how it’s possible. It’s also why my father insisted I dye my hair another color, since it looked ‘unnatural’.”
“Incredible,” Makoto said. “I… didn’t know that people could have green hair. You never mentioned it before, so…”
“I don’t think it’s that weird,” Sae said. “Although, I suppose that’s only because I tint my hair this color too.”
“Come to think of it, you’re growing your hair out a bit too, Makoto,” Futaba said.
“Well…” Makoto smiled. “I don’t have to be anyone’s ‘good girl’ anymore, so I can do what makes me feel truer to myself. And I wanted to try growing my hair out a bit.”
“I approve,” Futaba said.
I smiled. “You seem very close.”
“I mean, we all fought shadows with each other in the Metaverse and took down a bunch of crooked adults and a delusional god, and we were all misfits before, so of course!”
Misfits… kind of like me.
“How would you also like to join the Sealing Club?” I asked Futaba. “...unofficially, of course, since the rest of us are in college, but you sound super-interested in occult stuff.”
“Oh! Uh, well… sure! I can be your remote club manager if you want!”
“Manager, huh… well, I’ve never had to actually manage a club before since it was just myself, so I could use all the help I could get.”
“I can help you manage the club’s finances,” Haru said. “I help the board with operating Okumura Foods, after all.”
“And I can help you with planning club activities,” Makoto offered.
“Great! So you’ll help me with planning a visit to the abandoned factory in Odaiba which is rumored to have stringy-haired ghost girls in it?”
“I… w-wha?” Makoto shrinked back.
“If you’re going to join my club, that means you’ll be going with me on my adventures to super-haunted places full of youkai and evil spirits!”
“How wonderful!” Haru said. “I would love talking to spirits and hearing their stories!”
“You sound too excited about this, Haru,” Futaba commented. She looked over at Makoto, who had started foaming at the mouth, hunched back and with blank, squiggly-lined eyes.
“I’m sure you know this already, but Makoto is afraid of ghosts and dark places,” Sae said. “I used to tease her by suggesting we go into the haunted house at the theme park, right up to going up to the ticket counter and presenting cash before backing out at the last minute.”
“Oh, you little devil,” I said. “I actually don’t like haunted houses myself, but only because I think they’re fake and boring. I need some real horror, like a youkai trying to tear my guts out, or, well, Shido getting elected before breaking down in tears on live TV.”
“Most members of his party changed affiliation or resigned shortly after that,” Sae said. “The new administration is trying to pick up the pieces. If it weren’t for all of you, who knows what he would have done to this country.”
I slumped over. “Feh. I don’t know how we started talking about politics, so,” I swished my arms. “No more! Today marks the start of the Secret Sealing Club!”
“From the ashes of the Phantom Thieves rises the Sealing Club!” Futaba said.
Makoto had recovered from her fit and looked around the shop. “We should probably get this place cleaned up so Boss doesn’t get angry at us.”
“That would be good,” Haru affirmed. Futaba showed us where all the cleaning supplies were kept, and we got to work, mopping the floor, wiping the countertops, taking out the trash and putting everything back where it belonged. As we did this, I went back and forth in front of all the airtight jars of coffee beans.
…didn’t Goro say he liked coming here for coffee? Perhaps he might like it if I brought some back for him.
Notes:
Makoto in this story does Bocchi transformations whenever the subject of spoopy stuff is brought up.
Chapter 77: Outside World Folklore
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Goro
“You seem like you’re pretty busy lately,” Masato told me.
“Oh, yes, I have been,” I replied. “Of course, I was used to being busy all the time back in Tokyo, and got restless spinning my wheels here. So, I suppose I found ways to fill up my schedule again.”
Masato stretched out his arm. “Ah, reminds me of when I was your age, working and playing all the time. Never a dull moment in my life, that’s for sure. I guess some people just need to be doing something all the time. But, now I’m getting old, so I’m content to just manage the shop.”
“You sound like Sakura-san,” I said. “He’s much the same way, and about your age, even. He used to work for the government, but now runs a coffee shop in a quiet neighborhood of Tokyo. I would go there all the time to enjoy his coffee, see the other customers who would come and go. Some of his regulars included Sae-san, as well as a doctor at a nearby clinic. When Ren was living there, he would make him do work such as cleaning up dishes, but he also taught him how to brew coffee as well.”
Masato smiled. “Just like what you’re doing for me.” He sipped some tea. “You know… in many ways you actually kind of remind me of my younger self, what with your way with the ladies, although you clearly don’t get up to the same kind of harebrained antics me and Gouki used to pull.”
“Gouki is Kana-san’s father, correct?”
Masato paused for a moment. “...er, yes, yes he is. Me and him would try to hit on the village girls, to the point where the shrine maiden would have to tell us to knock it off sometimes. I eventually grew out of it, but he never really did. I’m surprised he even got married at all.”
I sipped some tea. “You’ve mentioned that you’ve been married in the past, but you don’t really talk about her. I understand it’s difficult, since she succumbed to an illness, which is why I haven’t really asked you about her…”
“Well…” Masato paused. “I suppose you should know a bit about her, since you’re friends with my daughter now.” He took another sip. “One reason why I don’t really talk about her is because we had to keep our relationship a secret. Not even Marisa knows the whole story.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. So, when I was growing up, people would sometimes talk about a ‘witch of the woods,’ who lived in a house in the middle of the Forest of Magic. No one in the village dares wander into the forest because of how dangerous it is, but over time I grew increasingly curious about this witch, until eventually I worked up the courage to venture into the forest and try to see her for myself. I got lost in the woods the first couple of times, but on the third try I managed to find it: a quaint, western-style house, right there in a clearing with the sun shining on it. I knew that this witch could be dangerous, but darn it, I already gotten that far, I had to go all the way, so I knocked on the door. Nobody responded, so I simply assumed she wasn’t home. I stuck around, I think it was about three hours, until she eventually returned.”
“What was she like?” I asked.
“I mean, she definitely looked like a witch,” Masato said. “She rode on a broom, she had long, flowing forest-green hair, blue robes, and a staff with a crescent moon on her back. I approached her after she touched down, and asked her if the rumors were true.” He chuckled. “Of course, she asked me what I was doing there, and I just told her that I was there to see her. She told me that she could easily fry me up and eat me right there, but instead she simply took me back to the edge of the forest, and told me never to come again.”
“But you did go again,” I said.
“Of course,” Masato smiled. “She thought I was a strange one, a human who braved the forest in order to come visit her, a powerful witch feared for her magic. My stubbornness and wit was probably what caused her to warm up to me. She told me she wasn’t lonely living in the forest, but, you know, I just knew that wasn’t true. Years passed, and with each visit she came to appreciate my company more and more.”
He closed his eyes, and signed. “But, we had to keep the relationship a secret the entire time. My parents would always ask who it was I was seeing, and I had to give them roundabout non-answers. The village elders also grew suspicious. Eventually, I made the painful decision to go to her and end the relationship, but when I did, she dropped a bombshell: she was pregnant with my child. Of course, we got into a fierce argument which lasted long into the night, until she broke down in tears, cursing herself for falling in love with a human. So, we came up with a plan: I would take custody of the child, she would leave the forest and move to an area far away from humans, and then, when the time was right, she’d come back into the child’s life. A few months after that, Marisa was born, I took her home, and she left for parts unknown.”
I finished my tea. “So, she didn’t actually die. She’s still out there, somewhere.”
“The village had an outbreak of Breathless Sickness around the same time, so I used that as my cover story. In many ways, that’s somehow even worse than if she actually had passed away, knowing that she’s still out there. It still hurts for me to think about that one who got away, simply because our relationship was deemed to be taboo. That’s also why I was so protective of Marisa when she was little, because she was her last gift.”
“What was the witch’s name?” I asked.
“She never told me her real name, only her ‘witch’ name which she used to protect herself against evil spirits. That name was Mima.”
Mima. That was Marisa’s Persona. And the description Masato gave of her sounded almost exactly like her, too. Could it be that Marisa had some sort of unconscious memory of her mother, which manifested as her Persona?
“Is something wrong?” Masato asked.
I shook my head. “Sorry, I just spaced out.”
“I get it,” he said. “Actually, ‘Marisa’ isn’t technically Marisa’s name, either. That’s actually her middle name, which I guess people in the West give their children, and Mima was a Western-style witch, and Marisa uses it exclusively these days, I guess, as a witch name of her own. Her actual, full birth name is Kinseiko Marisa Kirisame, but don’t tell her I said that, since she hates being called by her first name.”
“So her actual name is Kinseiko?”
“That’s right,” Masato said. “We gave her that name because the day she was born, the most magnificent meteor shower filled the skies above Gensokyo, after which the Morning Star, the planet Venus, shone so brightly that night almost turned to day. It was the most beautiful sight I had ever seen. A similar meteor shower years later was what inspired her to become a magician, and… well, I tried too hard to keep her from doing it, so…” He started tearing up. “And she ran away, and she’s never come to visit me since. I…”
I gave a pat on the back. “Don’t worry. You have my word that I will keep you safe.”
Masato smiled. “Thank you, young man. I’m glad I finally have someone else I can rely on to keep her safe.”
“Indeed.” I started putting away the dishes. “By the way, how long have she and Reimu known each other?”
“Me and Akari were friends,” Masato explained, “and she would always take little Reimu with her when she visited us in the village, so I’ve known her since she was very little. Reimu back then was very quiet, shy and reserved, which I guess Marisa didn’t like because she always tried to break her out of her shell, go out and do all sorts of things. That little golden ray of sunshine, she was so happy, outgoing and optimistic she just couldn’t fathom how anyone could be so brooding and timid. It must have worked, because eventually Reimu started opening up more, to the point that she came down here after her mother died to sort out her feelings with me. She really does take after her mother, and she still comes down to bless my shop. I guess I’m one of the only people in town who trusts her and treats her like a normal person, so we have a sort of cross-generational friendship between us. It helps that she can keep an eye on Marisa for me, and she always tells me stories about the adventures they go on.”
“That’s good to hear,” I said. “Certainly, I can tell Reimu tries to convey an image of being no-nonsense and abrasive, because she has to intimidate her opponents, but she has shown me her more vulnerable side too.”
“I heard she’s keeping a man prisoner who tried to mess with the Barrier or something,” Masato said. “People who have gone to the shrine recently have said he’s actually a rather charming fellow, and some go up there just to go see him. I’m sure it helps out with business, but I don’t know how Reimu feels about it.”
“I knew Dr. Maruki Outside, where he was a prolific scientists studying psychology and human cognition,” I said, being careful about the words I used and the details I shared.
“Human cognition… you mean the way in which we perceive the world? Because that’s essentially how youkai and gods come about, is what humans believe in. I’m one of the few people in town fully aware of what goes on in Gensokyo, and what is purpose is. Most don’t know that this place was created as a last refuge for youkai and gods, although with everything that’s happened in the past few years it’s an open secret by now that most of them aren’t really as scary as we’re led to believe. The thing that keeps everyone in the village is the fact that it’s impossible to tell the friendly youkai from the killers, so it’s just easier to assume that they all are.”
“Do the villagers know of the Outside?” I asked.
“Oh yeah, everyone’s at least aware that a world exists beyond Gensokyo’s boundaries,” he said. “But everyone’s content to live their lives in this village, since all the bad stories out there that get to us make us thankful for what we have. I heard some no-good crook tried to take control of the country, only to get stopped at the last minute by a group called the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts,’ or something like that.”
“You’ve heard of the Phantom Thieves?” I asked.
“I think Sumireko and a couple other people mentioned them in passing,” Masato said. “I guess they were a group who ‘stole evil hearts’ or something like that? Seems pretty strange, but I’m used to seeing strange things in Gensokyo, so I guess anything’s possible. Also, those Day Breakers that everyone’s been talking about, they sound like the do the same thing, steal the hearts of other no-good crooks. I wonder if they’re the same people.”
I nodded. “Who knows…”
After lunch, I helped out a couple customers, before going down to the schoolhouse to meet Keine. All the kids were there, of course, but so were two guests: Sumireko and Mokou, who were each giving guest lessons to the younger and older kids respectively.
“What’s Tokyo like?” one of the kids asked.
Sumireko smiled. “Well, it’s big, it’s shiny, there’s tall buildings as far as the eye can see. And millions of people live there, coming from all parts of Japan to live, work and play. Tokyo is also the place that people from all over the world come to. It’s their first impression of Japan, and some people never go any further.”
“I heard they got giant monsters!” one kid exclaimed.
“Well, not really, those monsters don’t exist,” Sumireko explained. “People out there make moving pictures with sound, which we call movies. One of the most popular movies is the story of an ancient monster awakened and mutated by atomic bomb tests who comes ashore and wreaks havoc, called ‘Gojira’. Gojira is a mountain-sized ancient lizard who breathes atomic fire, who can’t be killed with regular weapons. He gets into fights with other monsters, such as his nemesis, the fearsome three-headed dragon Ghidorah who shoots lightning out of its mouths!”
“WHOA! I wanna see that!” the kid exclaimed.
“Then I’ll have to bring it over someday!” Sumireko smiled.
One of the kids looked over and noticed me. “Oh, hey everyone! Akechi-sama is here!”
“Akechi-sama!” All of them rushed over to me asking me all sorts of questions, such as how I had been and what I did in my spare time. Again, it felt awkward being surrounded by all of them, especially since I apparently now commanded enough respect to be called “-sama,” when the kids hardly used honorifics otherwise.
“Heh,” Mokou chuckled. “Well, Keine did say you were gettin’ to be a big shot.”
“I know,” I sighed.
A while later, after the kids left, the four of us were sitting around a table, drinking tea while Keine fixed dinner.
“Smells pretty good like always, Keine!” Mokou called out.
“Thank you,” Keine said back.
Mokou turned and faced us again. “Y’know, it’s a cryin’ shame she isn’t a wife, ‘cause I’d envy any husband of hers who would get to eat her cookin’ every night.” She grinned. “‘Course, I taught her everything she knows and then some. You don’t get to be my age and not learn a thing or two about whippin’ up a killer meal. Back in the day, I traveled all over the world and tasted all the different cuisines of every place I holed down at.”
“I used to not really give a rat’s ass about what I put in my body,” Sumireko said. “My parents are busy people, so it was often just takeout and whatever instant, just-add-water food I had laying around in my room. But, lately, I’ve been getting more serious about my health. It all started when I decided to do some exercise as a way to tire myself out quicker without using the sleeping pills, since of course I come to Gensokyo in my dreams and wanted to be here more. But then that stopped working, so I trained more, then more when I got used to that, and finding and eating foods which made it easier to work out, until eventually it became a self-perpetuating cycle where now I spend as much time at the gym as I do looking for ghosts and ley lines.”
“I can see the difference,” Mokou said. “You fight a lot tougher now, and I still remember when Reimu went at ‘ya thinkin’ you’d just sissy-slap her, only for you to Aikido her face into the ground.”
“Yep, I look and feel better than ever!” Sumireko said. “...although, during Third Year, I did go from being the weird loner at school to suddenly getting a lot of unwanted attention from the guys. They’d make all sorts of strange comments and passes at me, and I got really uncomfortable. Then I heard about how Kamoshida confessed to raping a girl, grooming the rest of the volleyball girls at Shujin and beating up the guys too, and I got really squicked out because I actually met the guy during a home game at Higashifukami last year. I’ll bet you he was totally undressing me with his eyes, ugh!”
“Kamo-what now?” Mokou asked.
“Suguru Kamoshida,” I said. “The former volleyball coach at Shujin Academy in Aoyama Itchome, Tokyo. He confessed last year to abusing students at the school, including, as Sumireko stated, raping a girl who then attempted suicide. He had done it over a period of years, but was protected by the school to maintain its reputation, which of course was marred by the scandal.”
“What?” Mokou said with an angry look and a flaming hand. “That old-ass pile of shit was really doin’ that to kids??? AND those motherfuckin’ kiss-asses were covering it up? Unacceptable!”
“Mokou, watch your mouth!” Keine said from the kitchen.
Mokou paused, then sighed. “Oh, uh, yeah, sorry.”
“No, it’s okay,” Sumireko said.”I know you have anger issues, but I assure you everyone was furious when the scandal broke out. It was a big media story for months, and they finally sentenced him late last year.” She crossed her arms. “And in a fitting twist, apparently he was murdered in prison.”
My eyes widened. “He what??”
“Yeah, so I’m sure you know that other prisoners hate rapists, especially child rapists,” Sumireko said. “He was supposed to go to a solitary cell, but the prison officials said a clerical mix-up put him in a general population cell, where the other guys knocked him out, pulled a bag over his head and yeeted him out of a high-story window. The officials wanted to settle with his family, but they refused, since they already disowned him and frankly didn’t want to have anything to do with him anymore, especially his older sister who’s a big-shot executive at Toyota, and his nephew who’s a well-known programmer at Game Freak.”
I took a moment to absorb this revelation. “Hmph, serves him right in a way. He failed to take responsibility for his actions, so others took it upon themselves to serve justice. Even in death, his family refused to support him, he had alienated them that much. I wonder if he’s paying for his sins in Hell…”
“You humans are really pathetic, y’know? Like, someone told me Dog was raping and beating up teenagers, they sent ‘im to prison, then I guess he got mixed up with the wrong crowd and fell out a window and that’s how his spirit got to the Animal Realm, cause they let us keep sinners as slaves in exchange for them paying off their debts faster.”
“Somethin’ wrong?” Mokou asked.
I shook my head. “Oh, no, I just got lost in thought.”
“Dinners ready!” Keine called out. “Come help me bring the food out!”
“Comin’!” Mokou said. We got up from our seats and helped bring out the stir-fry and sides Keine had made for all of us. After setting the table and saying our prayers, we dug in.
“Mmh! This food is way different from the stuff back home!” Sumireko said. “I can’t believe I haven’t really tried Gensokyo home-cooking until recently!”
“I’m glad you like it!” Keine smiled. “Even if that isn’t your real body, it’s still worthwhile to nourish it with good food.”
“She was just sharin’ with us ‘bout how she started workin’ out and eatin’ better, and now I guess all the dudes at school think she’s hot stuff!” Mokou said.
Sumireko got embarrassed. “Mokou-san…”
Keine smiled. “Well, I suppose you all are right about that age. It’s good to hear that you’re taking care of yourself.”
“Th-thank you,” Sumireko stuttered.
“We were also talking about some things which have gone on recently outside,” I said. “Mokou got mad when we told her about a gym teacher who was abusing students at a school.”
“Wha? That’s awful!” Keine said. “As a teacher, I can’t believe anyone would do that.”
“But, he got what he deserved, and that’s all that matters,” I replied. I thought for a moment, and decided it was time to reveal them to Keine and Mokou. “Although, the way in which he confessed led right into another case, one which was far stranger and more captivating.”
“Whaddya mean?” Mokou asked.
“Supposedly, he was made to confess by a group known only as the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts,’ or the Phantom Thieves for short. This group claimed to be able to ‘steal the hearts of corrupt criminals,’ making them confess their sins with their own mouths, and they would always send a calling card to their victim in a public place before doing so. At first, it was brushed off as a cheap hoax by someone at the school trying to piggyback off Kamoshida’s confession. It wasn’t until a famous artist outed himself as a fake and scam artist who abused his students, and a crime boss came forth spilling the details of his organization, both of whom were alleged targets of the Phantom Thieves, that it became a national sensation.”
“Phantom Thieves, eh?” Mokou mused. “Stealin’ folks hearts and makin’ them fess up to their crimes? Gotta admit, even by Gensokyo standards that sounds a bit kooky. Can’t imagine how regular people in Tokyo would react to finding out magic exists, and it’s bein’ used to brainwash people, but only if they’re evil and wicked, and by a buncha flamboyant tricksters hidin’ in the shadows who live offa people’s wild mass guessing about who they are, what they do, and even if they’re real.”
“Were these ‘Phantom Thieves’ another one of the cases you investigated?”
“Indeed,” I said, “although, mostly because the powers that be wanted a celebrity ace detective to find and expose these ‘Phantom Thieves’ in spite of the fact that no evidence existed at the time that they were actually committing crimes. Not only that, but they were careful to avoid leaving evidence on their calling cards such as fingerprints, and used a cut-and-paste ransom-note style which prevented us from comparing handwriting samples. I think they mostly wanted a student detective to take up the case while the grown-ups handled all the ‘real’ cases. It wasn’t until a corporate CEO died following one of their heists that interest in finding and apprehending them really started to pick up, but even after doubling down on the case they stayed elusive right up to my coming here.”
I could see Sumireko giving me the side-eye as I told this story to Keine and Mokou, while she of course knew the real story, Black Mask included.
“Phantom Thieves who steal corrupt hearts to improve society.” Keine sipped her tea. “I will admit that, as much as I dislike criminals, the idea of mysterious, honorable thieves whose crimes only target people worse than themselves is quite alluring. Maybe that’s the point. Still, to think that some people will pursue vigilante justice when the law fails them. I’m very involved in the town council to the point where I’m the mayor in all but name, and we make sure that the rules are followed here at the village, and there is no corruption. But I know Tokyo is too large for that.”
“Over 37 million people,” I said. “It’s so large that it technically isn’t a city anymore, but a full prefecture. The individual wards are considered cities.”
“And Yokohama next door tops 3.5 million,” Sumireko said. “That whole area is just high-rises and skyscrapers as far as the eye can see. Although, technically my family lives in Ebina, and I was born in Kyoto. My uncle and cousin moved back there after my aunt was killed in a hit-and-run that…” She paused. “I’m fairly certain it was covered up, and there’s nothing my uncle, a PubSec agent, can do about it.”
“Awful, simply awful,” Keine said. “As far as I’m concerned, just because you have to manage millions of people, that’s still no excuse for letting crime run rampant. At least we have this nice gentleman over here who is a detective, and, apparently, can charm a rogue Sage who defeated both Reimu and Marisa despite being a rookie spell-card user.”
“Indeed…” I nodded.
After dinner, I decided to take Sumireko back to the Shrine. According to her, she could leave Gensokyo at will as long as she was near it, and it was also a common “spawn point” for her as well. On the way back, we discussed some things which we couldn't do around Mokou and Keine.
“So Mokou was one of your first friends here?” I asked.
“Yep,” Sumireko said. “Although when we first met, we tried to tear each other’s guts out.”
“Well, I have noticed that not much separates violent hatred and deep love and affection, as both are intense emotions.”
Sumireko blushed right up. “Ah, er, when you put it that way, I- I-” She paused, then shook herself out and took a deep breath. “Phew, sorry. I just… I just get super-worked up when talking about, well, that, especially with other girls.”
“Oh? Do tell.”
“I mean, yeah, so, I…” She blushed and looked away again. “To tell you the truth, I, well… how do I put this? Ever since I was little, I felt strange around other girls in ways that didn’t happen when I was only around guys, and I would often change in a bathroom still during gym classes and at pools because I got very embarrassed and distracted otherwise, so, ah, I guess you could say-”
“You are a lesbian?” I finished for her.
“DON’T SAY IT SO SIMPLY! D-dummy…” She pulled her hat over her face, like how Marisa tended to do when she got embarrassed.
“Don’t worry about it, I won’t judge you for it,” I said. “I’m not like those in power who believe that to be deviant and unnatural. As far as I’m concerned, who we are attracted to, and who we choose to find love with, are our own business.”
Sumireko looked back up and smiled. “Er, yeah. Never thought I’d hear you of all people say that.”
“I was only a crazed hitman who murdered people to take out my rage at society, not a bigot.”
Sumireko chuckled. “Heh. And to think you’d start casually joking about your crimes. You’re really gonna go to Hell, aren’t you?”
“I suppose,” I replied, “although I won’t if I can help it.”
“Speaking of which, you know how I said earlier my aunt’s death was covered up?” she asked.
“What about it?”
“Would you happen to know Jyun Owada?”
I thought for a moment. “He was a minor client of mine, although he was also on my target list since Shido and some others suspected he was trying to usurp the conspiracy and was creating too many loose ends. One of which was the killing of Aoi Hasegawa while he was driving drunk, after which I was given Zenkichi and Akane’s names in case the former tried to investigate it.” I frowned. “Even at the time I was disgusted, because I only tried to kill crooks and corrupt officials, the people I deemed responsible for creating my miserable situation, even though I was fine with threatening others, all for the sake of getting close to my father to ruin him.”
Sumireko looked down. “I see… I had a feeling that was the case, now I’ve heard it straight from the horse’s mouth.” She looked up and glared. “Okay. Then, if you only killed crooks, explain Wakaba and Okumura.”
“Okumura was ordering hits and psychotic breakdowns against corrupt executives at other companies, was overworking his employees and committing a multitude of ethics violations, and was forcing Haru into an abusive marriage, so it was mentally quite easy for me to go through with killing him,” I said. “As for Wakaba… Truthfully, that was one of my first killings, back when I first awakened to Loki and was so blind with hormones and rage that I was willing to commit any atrocity to get closer to my father. Once I actually did it, however, I came to regret it, since she had done nothing, in my mind, to cause my shitty situation to happen. It was purely for Shido’s petty gain. And what they did to Futaba after that, well… After that, I suggested other methods to keep innocents quiet and in line in order to avoid having to kill them, which those spineless goons usually went with. That included the Phantom Thieves.”
“How so?” Sumireko asked.
I grinned. “Did you think for a second that the Thieve’s grand plan to fake Ren’s death actually had me fooled at any point? Bullshit. I saw right through their plan, and listened to all their conversations. I could have brought them to a tragic end at any point I felt like.” I closed my eyes. “However, by that point, I had already made a friend in Ren. I bonded with him, sympathized with his situation, yet at the same time was envious of how much he could control his own destiny even when the world was against him. And I also grew to secretly care for the other Thieves, especially Futaba and Haru, whose parents I had taken from them. Their plan gave me a convenient out, so I played along with it, then stalled for time as much as possible, hoping they could change Shido’s heart. Only when I was threatened with death was I forced to confront them, confront my demons, and face my fate. I was stronger than all of them; as Ryuji said, I was more than special. But that uniqueness was wasted. I stopped believing in my cause, and I came to see the monster I truly was. I think that’s why I lost, because I fucking hated being Black Mask and was in denial about my impending fate.” I looked up again. “If it weren’t for you, I would certainly have died.”
Sumireko shook her head. “Sparing you was not my intention. I had no way of knowing you’d come to Gensokyo as a result of what I did. I only did it because you were being assaulted by shadows and I felt there was still a chance, however slight, that you could get out on your own and confess your crimes.” She smiled. “But, it’s good to see that Black Mask was dead before you came here, and your wish to better yourself is genuine. I don’t want another person threatening the existence of this place, not after what I did with the Occult Balls. But, you do realize you’ll eventually have to come clean and take responsibility for your actions. I’m sure everyone else knows by now what kind of person you really were, and are.”
“What… do you mean by that?” I asked her.
“Reimu-san has very good intuition,” Sumireko said. “I’m sure she’s pieced together by now that you’re hiding something. In fact, she’s privately confided to me that, on the day she was taking you up to the shrine and you got caught in the Fortress along the way, she was going to interrogate you and possibly exterminate you if necessary, as she clearly sensed your sickening miasma from the moment you arrived here.”
My eyes widened. “She… what??”
“Yep. Only because you showed her the Metaverse and thus a greater-scope incident did she decide to keep you around, since you were the expert. Since then, she’s seen enough of your good side to realize that being evil wasn’t really your choice, which not only made her thankful that she spared you, but also made her reflect on her past exterminations and whether they were really necessary.”
I sighed. “I never realized she was prepared to kill me…”
“Reimu is a lot smarter, tougher, and more unrelenting than she looks,” Sumireko said. “Everyone here knows to never piss her off, even if she seems like a lazy bum mugging for donations.” She paused again. “Another thing: she noticed an inconsistency in your experience with the Metaverse, in that she saw you awaken to a Persona despite your claimed past experience, and that process wasn’t repeated each time you summoned it. So she wonders why you awakened to a totally new one, instead of summoning a past one. And even Marisa, as much as she just sometimes doesn’t get it, is still bothered by how easily you were able to come up with the malice needed to rile her up enough to awaken a Persona on the fly. So… what I’m saying is, you should probably confess soon, because chances are, all of your friends suspect by now that you’re hiding something.”
I looked down and sighed. “I…” I was overwhelmed. I hadn’t expected that it would all come due this soon…
Once we arrived at the shrine, I could see Ran and Reimu sitting on the porch eating fried tofu. We just walked up to them to say hi.
“Good evening,” I said.
“Oh, hi there,” Reimu said. “We’re just hanging out, it’s been a long day.”
“How’s the dog?” I asked her.
She looked around. “I think the dog’s sleeping in my room.”
“Oh, come now,” Ran chided. “She’s a guardian deity and a person, not just a pet dog.”
“I dunno, I think lion-dogs are the cutest things ever,” Sumireko smiled. She then looked at me. “Oh, by the way, before I go, I wanted to give you this.” She handed over a bag of coffee beans, which…
“No way… is this LeBlanc coffee?!” I exclaimed.
“Yup,” Sumireko smiled. “Thought you’d like it.”
“I…” I stood there, holding the bag of roasted beans as though it were the Holy Grail.
“Well, I gotta get going,” Sumireko said, cracking her neck. “Oh, by the way, Rei, I’ll make sure to swing by Central Street and get you some more of those Crepes, although I’m a college student now, so I don’t know much time I’m gonna have between classes and club activities.”
“Isn’t it just you in that ‘Secret Sealing Club’ though?” Reimu asked.
Sumireko shook her head. “Nope, I’ve got actual members now, including a manager.”
“Heh,” Reimu smirked. “Who’d be crazy enough to join you on your adventures into haunted places?”
“I don’t know, but apparently these girls are. Their names are Makoto, Haru, and Futaba. I’m definitely looking forward to working with them!” Sumireko waved, then disappeared into thin air.
Reimu sat there for a moment, holding her fried tofu. “Makoto… Haru… Futaba…”
“Something the matter?” Ran asked
Reimu shook her head. “Oh, no, I just thought I heard those names somewhere before.”
Ran looked at my bag of coffee. “I assume that’s very good coffee? You seem quite happy to have it.”
“I would always go to Sakura-san’s to enjoy his coffee,” I said. I looked at the bag again. I realized I could grind up the beans and brew it myself, but that felt like a waste, since I wasn’t as good at brewing coffee as Sojiro, or Ren for that matter…
“I will give this bag over to Nitori and Marisa,” I said. “Perhaps they can help me recreate it and produce a consistent supply for our explorations.”
“You do that, then.” Reimu stretched out. “I should go check on the prisoner. I showed him how to create wards and amulets, so I didn’t have to spend as much time on that. Most of them aren’t up to my standards, but, eh, it’s a learning process, and if anything he’s learning quicker than I thought he would.”
“You seem to give him a lot of tasks,” Ran noted. “And I’m surprised you’re willing to teach him anything, much less creating amulets.”
“I mean, I don’t want him sitting idle and brooding,” Reimu said. “If I can keep him occupied with stuff, he’ll be in a better place once he gets his judgment.”
“I see…” Ran stood up. “Also, you mentioned you had a new problem come up?”
“Indeed,” I said. “A crime boss from the Animal Realm, named Yuuma Toutetsu, is plotting to capture Seiga and feed her to animal spirits to stage a revolution, one which could affect Gensokyo.”
Ran’s eyes widened. “Yuuma… Toutetsu…”
“Do you know her?” Reimu asked.
“I…” Ran shook her head. “A long story, for another time. What matters now is preventing this from happening. I presume you have a plan.”
“Yes,” I nodded. “We’ll need to change Seiga’s heart as soon as possible to make her more cooperative, and possibly see if we can change Yuuma’s as well. Gensokyo could be invaded by powerful spirits if we fail.”
“I see,” Ran said. “If there is anything I can do to help,” let me know.”
“We will,” I said. At that point, we parted ways, and I went back to the shop to get some rest ahead of tomorrow. I received the ashes from Mokou, and now had LeBlanc coffee beans. Hopefully, those two combined could help tip the balance in our favor. We never lost before, and we sure as hell could not have this be our first loss.
Chapter 78: Daichi no Soko Gouyoku no Umi
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Goro
Back inside the locker room, I approached the terminal to request the next fight.
“Everyone ready?” I asked.
“Yeah, let’s just get this over with, snag that last Will Seed, send the calling card and kick Seiga’s ass,” Marisa said.
In the corner of the room, Youmu and Mamiko were chatting. “Congratulations on winning the duel, by the way,” Youmu said.
“I’ve been training even harder with Alice-sama, and also wandering Gensokyo looking for opponents to hone my spell card skills,” Mamiko said. “I lost to the gatekeeper at that mansion, but she praised me for looking for strong opponents, and to come back and duel her again some time.”
“Ah, so you’re kind of like a ronin, except not really since you already have a lord, so, uh, I guess you’re another samurai, or something.”
I smiled. It was good to know everyone was sharpening their combat skills in reality, too. I looked at the terminal, and…
…huh?
Gold League
- The Gouyoku Devourers (Current Champion)
- Ardha
- The Four Horsemen
- Agni
- Drunken Serpents
- King Hippo
- Reliable Excavation and Demolition
- Mother, Knowledge and Judgement
- Prithivi
- The Day Breakers
“Everyone,” I said, “we have a new problem.”
“Hm? What is it…. What?” Reimu said, looking at the screen.
“Was that ‘Gouyoku Devourers’ team here last time?” Aya asked.
“No, it was not,” I said. “Also, Tarmy and the Goyfs’ and ‘Devourer of Everything’ are no longer here. They must have combined into a new team and claimed the championship title in our absence.”
“Okay, so ‘Ardha’ is no longer the champion, but instead these guys are,” Marisa said. “But, that still shouldn’t really affect our goal, right? We still have to claim the champion’s belt in order to get the last Will Seed and take on Shadow Seiga, right?”
“Perhaps, but recall that we’re dealing with Shadow Yuuma as well,” I replied. “Considering what we know about her plan in the real world, this is an ill omen. Her shadow could be poised to try and subjugate Shadow Seiga next.”
“Is that even possible?” Nitori asked.
“I have no clue,” I said. “For a person’s shadow to try and usurp control of a fortress or palace, that is something neither me nor the Phantom Thieves have ever witnessed. We’ll have to fight our way to the top and send the calling card before that has a chance of happening, otherwise it could complicate our procedure and delay us long enough for Yuuma to carry out her plan.”
“I don't know how many animal spirits she has under her control, but I have seen youkai eat hermit flesh, and they become so high on power that it took a lot of effort for me to put them down,” Reimu said. “If her plan is to do this on a mass scale, that could lead to a full-scale war which would leave lots of people dead, and possibly upset Gensokyo’s balance and destroy it. Unless the oni and demons in Hell decide to fight her first, but a war in Hell would also be really bad for us.”
“I thought about that possibility, so I already passed a memo through some of my channels to an oni living in Hell who controls a large part of it, has an army of demons under her command, is really powerful, and is well-respected,” Aya said. “If any of the matriarchs of the Animal Realm try anything funny, she’ll be the vanguard.”
“Hopefully, if everything goes right, we’ll get this resolved before it comes to that,” I said. “Now then, everyone, let’s go for it!”
Walking out onto the arena floor, the cheers of the crowd roared, with fans holding up signs with our poster (which we somehow now had?) on them, objects were flung through the air, and fans of Prithivi clashed with our fans, often violently.
“Goooooooooooooooood afternoon, everyone!” Shadow Seiga announced. “Are you all ready for a super-exciting, super-violent series of fights as the Day Breakers attempt to go from the bottom of the Gold League all the way to the Grand Championship fight???” The cheers raised, and fans chanted our name. “Good! Because that’s our whole schedule today! Hours and hours of nonstop Day-Breakers action!”
“That’s odd,” Miko said. “She cleared today’s schedule just for us?”
“She may want us to get to the championship match as soon as possible to quell Shadow Yuuma’s threat, if that is what’s happening,” I said. “After all, she’s likely still confident that she could defeat us in a fight if it came to that.”
“But that assumes she’s uneasy about Shadow Yuuma,” Byakuren noted. “Which could mean she’s a very tough opponent. If we beat her, then Shadow Seiga herself might not be as much trouble.”
“Look, it doesn’t matter,” Marisa said. “She’s clearin’ the way for us to get to the top, I say we take this chance.”
“Precisely, Starburst,” I nodded.
We ascended the stairs onto the ring, where we were faced with Prithivi, a brown and dark-brown camo figure with one red hand and one hand replaced by a loose wrap, who looked like a mummy with mouths for breasts. She was certainly a unique figure, that much I could admit.
“Alrighty then,” Shadow Seiga said, turning the mic to her. “How do you feel about today’s fight?”
“I feel quite good,” Prithivi said. “They may have reached the Gold League, but I’ll make certain this is as far as they can go!”
“Sounds like a plan!” Shadow Seiga said. “Although I don’t think they very much agree with it!”
As usual for the Embryon members, Prithivi was allowed to choose her opponent. She chose Mamiko, who walked up, gave her a proper bow, then rushed in right as the gong sounded. We saw Prithivi use a type of spell none of us had ever seen before: what appeared to be “Earth” magic which took the form of rocks shooting at Mamiko, and cracks beneath her causing the floor to shake and bellow with power. Moreover, these seemed not to have much effect on her, as she was able to deftly leap over the cracks and easily tanked whatever did manage to hit. Prithivi also had the ability to heal herself, but Mamiko was able to overcome this by simply hitting her fast and hard enough to prevent her from doing anything. Eventually, Prithivi conceded defeat, allowing us to advance further in rank.
The next fight was not particularly notable, as it was just a bout against three Anubis, Isis and Thoth shadows. Anubis was the leader, and in addition to Bless and Curse attacks he also made use of Tetrakarn to shield his teammates. I took note of this, and after the battle traded him some items in exchange for a business card and Tetrakarn skill card. Now all I had to do was fuse an Anubis Persona of my own and apply it.
The next battle, however, was actually quite entertaining: it was a match against the RED Team from Team Fortress 2. I had never played the game myself, but I knew several people at school who ran a competitive league as one of the school clubs. For this battle, Seiga used her control over the ring to expand and morph it into a deathmatch arena with an Old-West setting. As there were nine of us on each side, we were able to directly go head-to-head with each member of our team finding a nemesis on the other side to face off against. Naturally, I found myself pitted against the Spy in a harrowing game of cat-and-mouse, where he used his cloak and disguise to sneak around while I used my grappling hook to give myself the advantage of height. Stalking him like a bird of prey, I eventually caught him trying to sneak up on an unaware Byakuren for a backstab, only for me to gore him with my hook and punch him in the face (he was fine, by the way), then taking his knife and invisibility watch for my own purposes. The others also picked up weapons, with everyone clearing the room once Reimu got her hands on the flamethrower and started running around cackling madly while burning her foes alive. The last one to be defeated was the Demoman, who actually pleaded to Reimu personally for mercy, no doubt because he was a devout Christian faced with a cruel angel of death.
After that was King Hippo, as in the Punch Out!! character. We all decided the natural opponent for him would be our pugilist, Byakuren. When she entered the ring, which had been converted into a boxing ring with ropes for the bout, her outfit changed into one with boxing boots, shorts and a tank top which a female professional boxer might wear, while King Hippo himself was lifted down into the arena with a crane. I did my best Doc Louis impression and coached her on how to win, such as punching his belly when he opened his mouth and going for a counter-punch when he tried charging back, ultimately knocking him out of the ring for the win.
The next fight was a return to normalcy in a way; it was a straightforward match against a Yamata-no-Orochi shadow. There was a unique rule which allowed us to bring in up to eight fighters for each of his heads despite him being technically one fighter. Since he used Ice attacks, Reimu decided to sit out of the fight while the rest of us worked together to beat him. Miko at one point cut open the tail and looked inside to see if there was a sword in it, and she did in fact draw the Kusanagi no Tsurugi, or a reasonable replica thereof, and took it as her own.
“All right, we are on a roll today!” Marisa said, kicking back on the bench. “I thought those idiots would put up more of a fight, but man, are they wimpy!”
Miko thought for a moment. “Almost too wimpy. I could tell in their fighting styles that they were not giving it their all, almost as if they’re letting us win while still giving the impression of giving us a fight.”
Reimu was playing with one end of her new toy, a flamethrower with the nozzle replaced by a crudely-made metal dragon’s head. “So, in other words, they’re intentionally half-assing the fights? Wonder if that could be because of their plot to get rid of her, like we were discussing.”
“That would make the most sense,” Byakuren said. “And as we discussed before, Shadow Seiga herself might want us to eliminate Shadow Yuuma for her.”
“Whatever the case, we still need to try our best,” I reminded them. “After all, whether or not the others are intentionally letting us by, those near the top may still fight viciously to hold onto their positions and championship hopes, especially Ardha, who just lost their title.”
“Good point,” Aya said. “We can’t let up now.”
“Alright, then, let’s go for it.”
Back at the ring, we came face-to-face with Agni, the two-headed monster we saw on the stretcher the other day, being interviewed by Shadow Seiga.
“That sheep-girl messed you up pretty badly the other day,” Shadow Seiga said. “And yet here you are, back on the ring ready to take a bite out of whoever dares stand against you.”
“Eh, ain’t nothin’ a Soma can’t fix,” Agni replied. “I’ll definitely rip my way up the ranks to get revenge and finally take that champion’s belt for myself!”
“I don’t know if your leader will approve,” Shadow Seiga smiled, “or their fans for that matter.”
“Don’t care, I’m just here to fight!” Agni boasted. He looked over at us. “So, you’re the other team that’s been cuttin’ down everyone! And you’ve even beat three of my teammates. All well and good, but you ain’t gettin’ past me!”
Youmu stepped up to confront him. “Everyone else already said that, and yet we defeated them easily. Perhaps you too would like to have a free sample of my ancestral blade.”
“Ooooh, is that a challenge?” He hunched down and brandished his arms. “Well then, come at me, little girlie who thinks she’s hot stuff!”
“You shall regret the error of your ways!” Youmu proclaimed, and as the gong rang she immediately rushed him and slashed across his midsection. Agni, undaunted, responded in kind, punching the ground to send columns of rock and tile in her direction, rushing across the ring at high speeds trying to tackle her, and even attempting to parry her blade with his hands, with mixed results. While he was clearly physically strong, his fighting style lacked the finesse and precision of Youmu’s, which ultimately put him on the backfoot.
Cornered, he decided to conjure a fireball. “I watched all the matches and know you avoid fire,” he said. “Well then, avoid THIS!!!” He tossed the fireball, and somehow managed to strike Youmu.
…only, it failed to do much other than singe her armor. She stopped, looked down at herself silently to inspect the scant damage, then looked back up at Agni, who stood there, no doubt dumbstruck that his incredibly weak magic failed to do much of anything, before she retaliated with Bufula to freeze him in place and then finish him off with a sword-strike. Sheathing her blade, she only gave a disapproving grunt as Agni was once again hauled off by the medical staff.
A teal-green glow lit up the ring, which appeared to rejuvenate Youmu back to tip-top fighting strength, a sure sign that the next match was going to immediately follow this one. Slowly, the lights darkened, mist was sprayed from the nozzles, and an oppressive atmosphere was cast throughout the whole arena as ominous Latin chanting could be heard in the background.
“W-w-what is this??” Youmu asked nervously.
“Could it be…”
We heard the whinnying of demonic horses, to which the fans started cheering. Then, we could see them, four dark figures circling above us, each brandishing a weapon, before spiraling down and making their presence known: cloaked in White, Red, Black and Grey, there could be no doubt: these were the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
The rest of us stepped up to the arena to face them, while Youmu cowered around my leg. “Who are you? What is your purpose here?”
“The conquest of this violent place,” White said.
“The revels of blood and violence,” Red said.
“The misery of our foe’s defeat,” Black said.
“And the crushed dreams of our adversaries,” Pale said.
“We are…” The lights brightened back up, the steam guns spewed, and the four cast of their cloaks to reveal wrestling outfits which fit rather strangely onto their skeletal bodies, with White having shoulder-mounted cannons for whatever reason. “THE FOUR HORSEMEN!!!” The crowd went wild, throwing even more trash into the air, including a beer bottle which landed beside my foot.
“Wow, that was quite the entrance as always, fellas!” Shadow Seiga said. “Even one of the Day Breakers was scared! You don’t see that everyday!”
“We strike fear into the hearts of our opponents,” Pale said. “We have our orders from the Agent of Providence themselves.”
The Agent of Providence. So, these four were serving as our Fiend opponents for this fortress. At this point, it was almost like an episodic video game. I had fought them individually in the past as Black Mask, but all four at once, with a team of mostly rookies, was a daunting prospect. Hopefully, they would treat it as the wrestling match which the crowd and Shadow Seiga wanted, and wouldn’t start throwing around Megidolaon bullshit all over the place.
“I-I’m not scared of you!” Youmu pleased, with tears in her eyes.
“We’ll send you all back to the grave!” Miko boasted. “You can even have my old tomb.”
“Trust me, you do not want to get stuck in King’s tomb,” Byakuren said, with a hint of needling Miko.
“And I shall send you all straight to Hell!” Mamiko proclaimed.
Marisa shrugged. “Well, sounds like we got our tributes. Good luck out there, and I gotta warn ‘ya guys: don’t spook Fury too much or you’ll regret it.”
“Hehehehehe… we’ll see about that!” Red said. The rest of us walked away from the stage, after which Seiga held up her arm and signaled the match start.
As expected, the skeletons went at the four with lariats, slide kicks, cross-chops, and all other kinds of flashy pro-wrestling moves. Out of all the matches so far, this one looked the most like an actual wrestling match, compared to the haphazard clusterfuck of improvised fighting “styles” the opponents before, and to be truthful us ourselves, had used. Miko and Byakuren seemed to pick up on it very quickly, making use of combination attacks where one would grab a Horseman and throw him into the other for a hard-hitting strike. Mamiko at one point batted away White’s missiles, closing the distance before setting aside her staff to pick up a folding chair and hit him over the head with it, in classic Heel-wrestler fashion, although she was one of the last people I would have suspected would resort to such a trick.
I looked over in the corner, against which Youmu was backed up like a rat by Black and Pale. “What’s wrong?” Black taunted. “Scared of spooky skeleton boys, you little baby?”
“Ah-ah…” Youmu trembled in place, wide-eyed.
Pale then removed his head and quickly thrust it into Youmu’s face. “BOO!”
“AAAAAHHHHHHH!” Youmu drew her sword, summed her Persona, and immediately let loose with furious slashes which cleaved Black and Pale in half, cut them into smaller pieces, cut those pieces in half, then finished off with a Heat Wave attack which rendered them into piles of subatomic particles on the floor. Youmu stood, still shaking and with tears in her eyes, in the middle of the arena, the crowd cheering as a bony hand emerged from one of the piles and gave a thumbs-up as the staff swept them up and took them back to their locker room; an offhand comment by Red suggested that this was the third time this week this had happened to those two.
As the ring healed us back up again, Aya threw an Energy Drop at Youmu to calm her nerves and get her back on her feet. “Sheesh, Fury, you really gave those guys a pretty good paper cut.”
“I’m… I’m sorry you had to see that shameful display,” Youmu bowed.
“Mmh. She’s even scarier when she’s frightened and crying like a baby,” Reimu said.
“Certainly much more volatile,” Byakuren said.
“That’s Fury for you,” Marisa said. “Wouldn’t have that name if she weren’t a mood-swinger.”
Indian-style hard rock music began to play, and the crowd cheered again as our next opponent stepped up silently to the arena: red, predator-like legs. A gray, jet-like body with a single long horn. A blade which retracted into its right arm. Simply being in the presence of this individual filled us with a sense of foreboding and deep respect, an appropriate feeling as they were the former champion.
“Whoa… that guy looks intense,” Marisa said.
“So that’s the Embryon’s leader,” Byakuren said. “Such grace and strength in one being…”
Shadow Seiga smiled and walked up to them. “Well, well, well. Never thought I’d say this to you, former champion, but how do you feel about today’s fight?”
They had no words.
“Ah, just as deafeningly silent as ever, eh? Well, that’s alright. We all know that you don’t need to brag about how strong you are.” Shadow Seiga turned the mic over to us. “Just to warn you, Ardha’s so strong that they take on all of their opponents at once, unlike all the other Embryon members, and still almost always come out on top. You might have come far, but this asshole may well be the end of the road for you. What do you have to say to that?”
I took the mic from her, turned to the crowd and proclaimed, “who’s ready to see Ardha drop even further?!” The crowd erupted into cheers, jeers and brawls as we got into position.
“Alright, guys,” Nitori said. “They might not be the champion anymore, but they’re still really tough! We gotta give this one everything we’ve got!”
“Well, go ahead then!” Reimu said, cracking her knuckles. “We’ll give this freakshow what-for!”
“I’ll split you right in two!” Youmu sneered.
“And I’ll launch ‘ya straight into the sun!” Marisa boasted.
Ardha didn’t respond to any of our trash-talking. Instead, they simply drew their blade, and beckoned us.
“Alright, then, folks, let’s get ready to… BRAAAWL!!!” The gong rang, and all of us charged at each other.
Ardha definitely proved their chops as the leader of the Embryon, and could likely take on every other member at once and still come out on top. They did not hesitate to use powerful magic attacks such as Agidyne and Bufudyne, advanced physical techniques such as Deadly Fury and even Sword Dance, as well as some other attacks which I had never seen before, such as a light blade which did grave damage and reached across the arena which was their absolute strongest attack, but left them tired and weak afterward, giving us a moment to strike. They were so intense that Marisa had to use Recarm three times in the first minute of the fight to revive fallen teammates, before she herself had to be revived by me.
“Hah… goddamn, this prick ain’t no joke!” Marisa wheezed.
“What are we going to do to beat them? They shrug off almost everything we try!” Byakuren asked
Marisa stood there for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “Actually, I got an idea. Priest, get over here.”
“Okay…” Byakuren came over to Marisa, who then got onto the floor and presented her feet to her.
“Pick me up by the ankles,” Marisa instructed, “then spin me around and launch me like a missile!”
“Oh?” Byakuren giggled. “That actually sounds like fun!” So she picked up Marisa, spun around and around, then eventually stopped and let go, launching the witch-slayer at high speed right toward Ardha. Marisa held out her hand and slashed Ardha as she went by, creating long, deep gashes in their body from which blood started pouring out. Marisa then rebounded off the ropes right back toward them, leaving another set of gashes across their body.
“Howddya like THAT?” Marisa said, brandishing her claws. “Nobody beats the Ripper, no one!”
Reimu smirked. “Heh, no way in Hell I’m gonna let you one-up me!” She motioned Aya over. “Alright, Raven, here’s what gonna happen.” She pulled the gas pump out of the flamethrower and spilled fuel all over the floor. “I’m gonna light this on fire and you’ll whip up a fire wall surrounding that piece of shit!” She used a quick Agi on the fuel puddle, lighting it ablaze.
Aya cackled. “Ahaha, AYAYAYAYAYA!!!” She summoned her own Persona to fan the flames, creating a firestorm which surrounded the badly wounded Ardha and which began to melt its skin, before Reimu jumped through the fire like a demon out of Hell to kick the crap out of them. Aya cleared a path through the fire to spear them as well. Pretty soon, the rest of us joined in, with Nitori extinguishing the flames before all of us opened fire on them with our guns. Pistols, shotguns, gatling guns, ray guns, the whole nine yards, and by the time we were finished they had roughly 15,943 bullet holes in them. Even then, they STILL had the determination to fight, and it wasn’t until Mamiko ripped out their blade with her bare hands that they conceded defeat, somehow managing to stand up and nod to the crowd with crossed arms despite being grievously injured.
“WOW! Wasn’t THAT a decidedly blood-pumping, vicious and utterly one-sided shitshow!” Shadow Seiga proclaimed. “Seems like these Day Breakers are bound and determined to get to the top, no matter what it takes, even if there’s zero chance that they’ll actually take the champions belt!”
“A clean loss is still a loss, and a dirty win is still a win,” I said simply. A hooligan in the crowd tried to heckle us, but Mamiko shut him up by throwing the folding chair at his skull.
“Everyone feeling alright?” I asked.
“Well, that last guy was definitely a piece of work, but, eh, not much we could have done better,” Marisa shrugged.
“Indeed, no matter our skill, they were simply a powerful opponent,” Miko said. “We only won by teaming up.”
“No wonder they’re the leader of the Embryon.” Nitori said. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they went toe-to-toe with a god at some point and came out on top.”
“I wonder, though,” Mamiko wondered. “Have we been fighting real Hindu gods? Did we just defeat the real Ardhanarishvara, the being born from the union of Shiva and Parvati?”
“Who knows,” Aya shrugged. “For all I know about this place, anything is possible.”
I looked at the screen, seeing the champion ranked just above us. “Just one more fight to go, our final obstacle on the way to Shadow Seiga herself, at long last. Once we claim the belt, we’ll be able to take the final Will Seed for ourselves, send the calling card, and perhaps take on Shadow Seiga in a ‘dream fight’ to end all fights.”
“And if our hunch is correct, we’ll be dealing with Shadow Yuuma at the same time,” Aya said. “If we can change her heart at the same time, that could forestall or even halt her plan to kidnap Seiga and feed her to her minions, preventing an incident and allowing us to change Seiga’s heart at our leisure.”
“That’s the hope,” Miko said, “but this Yuuma will be quite the character. And I don’t expect her to give up the champion’s belt without a fight.”
“Especially since she’s got goons now,” Marisa said. “I’ll bet she’ll send ‘em at us to soften us up, then move in to finish the job.”
“Well, we’ll just have to fight hard and strategically like always,” I said. “If everyone’s ready, I’ll go ahead and request the fight.”
“Aye!” they all said.
I smiled. “Alright then. Let’s make some noise.”
The lights were bright. The techno music was on full blast, the arena’s logo, rendered in shining gold, flashed as our team emblem crashed against that of the Gouyoku Devourers. As we were ushered into the arena, fans of Ardha, the very same fans who boo’d and heckled us before, started backhandedly shouting at us to send the bastards who dethroned them back home in a full body cast. Dutifully, Shadow Seiga stood by, ready to announce the rumble whose outcome this entire operation hinged upon.
“GOOOOOOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTS! After all this time, we have a championship fight which does NOT involve the leader of the Embryon! Instead, we have for you a battle between thieves and monsters, of heroes and villains, and most of all, a battle with plenty of bloodshed with a side order of vore!”
“A side order of what?” Mamiko asked.
Nitori sheepishly smiled. “Maybe when you’re older.”
Shadow Seiga came over to me again with the mic. “Got anything to say to the crowd before the match starts? Your opponents today are a bunch of vicious predators who devour everything in sight, including the blood, sweat and tears of fallen fighters!”
I took the mic from her and faced the crowd. “What do you say, folks? Should we feed them the bomb? Perhaps give them a stomachache that they’ll regret?!” The crowd gave uproarious cheers of approval, chanting our names and calling for death to the gluttonous fiends.
The doors on the other end opened up, and in walked Shadow Yuuma with her oversized spork slung over her shoulder. Spectators booed her and threw tomatoes at her, which she happily caught in her mouth, which could expand to any size, and ate as she strutted up the steps and toward us. A minor detail I noticed, which her real self’s dark red eyes made hard to tell, was that she had slit-shaped pupils, fitting for a sheep or a goat.
“Yeah, ‘ya all love to hate me, don’cha?” she sneered as people kept tossing tin cans and fish bones at her. “Well, get used to it, ‘cause this champ’s here to stay!”
Shadow Seiga backed off, seemingly not interested in asking her questions, while Aya stepped up and drew her spear. “Yuuma! You no-good, trash-eating bitch! We know what you’re really up to, and we’re here to put a wrench in things!”
“‘Ya still don’t get it, do ‘ya, Aya?” Shadow Yuuma said. “In this world, it’s kill or be killed, and I’d rather be the one doin’ the killin’!” She chuckled. “Or, in this case, eatin’. I know there’s all kindsa tasty treats up on the surface, and once I kill those other two hags I’ll take my empire up there, rule it with an iron fist, and everyone will offer up a tithe of food to me, or else be eaten themselves, just like those Embryon bozos used to do to their enemies!”
“What is that supposed to mean?” I asked her.
“They told me themselves they came from a world that only knows killing and eating as the only way to survive,” Shadow Yuuma said. “I totally like and respect that sorta life, at least until they gained emotions. Thought. Rationality. Then all of a sudden they thought they were better than everyone because they gave a damn. Not me. I have emotions and thoughts too, and all of those thoughts and emotions are fully invested in eating and expanding my influence, consuming the weak and leaving only the strongest alive to create the world I want to see!”
I drew my knife. “So you too would create a world where everything burns, all for the ‘greater good?’ Don’t give me that bullshit! I know too many evil politicians who would do exactly that, let the world burn while they, having never experienced pain, poverty or grief, simply kick back and watch from their cushy high-rise suites!”
“Keheheh, still holdin’ onto that idea of using strength to protect the weak?” Shadow Yuuma taunted. “Don’tcha think this overpopulated world would be better off without ‘em? I’ll purge the weak and rebuild society with nothing but badasses!” She grinned. “What doesn’t grow dies, and what dies grows the strong. And besides, I’m actually three Llurgoyfs in a Yuuma costume!” At that moment, she stepped back, dropped her spork, then opened her mouth so wide it deformed her body into an amorphous blob, from which three large, misshapen beasts jumped out, hitting the floor and growling at us, brandishing their razor-sharp claws and baring their extremely sharp teeth.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE???” Marisa exclaimed as the gong went off. The Llurgoyfs, beasts which fed off of death and decay to grow themselves, lunged at us, smashing the lights and scaffolding and then eating them. They even started grabbing members of the audience and devouring them as well.”
“Ach, Crow, run!” Aya said in a bad accent as she barely dodged a claw swipe from one of them who was trying to eat me. She tossed her spear at its heart, grappled onto it to retrieve it, then shot a bullet into the wound, causing the beast to roar in pain and collapse down to the ground. Before we could finish it off, though, one of its teammates picked it up and ate it whole, growing larger, beating its chest and letting out a deafening roar which forced us to cover our ears.
“Shit,” I said. “When we kill one, the others get stronger!”
“What do we do?” Mamiko asked.
“We’ll have to take down the other two at the same time to prevent them from gaining strength,” I said.
“How’s that gonna work?” Marisa asked. “That one just turned into a badass! It’ll take way more to bring down than the other one!”
I thought about her words, and how they weren’t opposed to eating each other. “They don’t seem opposed to infighting, so if we focus on the larger one while getting it to fight the smaller one, that should make things easier for us.”
“Good idea,” Nitori said. “Let’s draw aggro and make sure it hits the other one!” Some of us snuck behind the larger Lurgoyf, while others taunted the smaller one into attacking, hitting the larger one in the process and starting an in-fight between the two. After attacking it a few times, we realized the larger one would mostly keep focusing on fighting the smaller one until it was dead, allowing us to attack with impunity.
At one point, I got into position to land a coordinated strike against the larger one’s heart with Youmu and Aya, only for it to grab me while it was reaching for the smaller one’s head, held me up and gulped me down. I could hear someone shout “Crow!” as I was swallowed and forced down its throat.
Down in its stomach, I landed atop part of a skeleton suspended in the acid. It stunk to high heaven, and I struggled not to let it get to me as I searched for a way out. Looking around, I saw the severed head of the devoured Llurgoyf, which I hooked over to and jumped on top of. Once there, I reached down, grabbed one of its teeth, and cut it off with my knife. I then used this tooth to pierce the other wall of the stomach, then tear a gash causing blood and guts to spill in, and causing the monster to writhe, swinging violently left and right. Food, objects and viscera tossed about, but I managed to hang onto a rib, using the tooth to cut yet another hole in its skin, exposing light and giving me an escape route.
Crawling out, I was covered in blood, and I could see the others had already downed the smaller Llurgoyf while I was inside. This monster was in no shape to fight, so Shadow Seiga simply called the match in our favor. The monsters de-spawned, which also caused the blood all over me to disappear.
We looked around. “Alright then… where’s Yuuma?” Aya asked. “I know you’re in here! Show yourself!”
“Keheheheheh!” came Shadow Yuuma’s cackling. “You did well against my minions, but ‘yer gonna hafta try a little harder than that if you want this belt! And don’t even think about stealin’ it, it ain’t got what ‘yer lookin’ for anyway!”
“Why you-” Reimu angrily stepped forward. “Mrs. Promoter, she failed to show up and we beat her goons! Can’t you do something? She’s clearly cheating and being a bad sport!”
Shadow Seiga simply shrugged. “Well, the smaller team never said that they wanted to fight all of you at once, so technically, you broke the rules and thus lost the fight, meaning the current rankings stand!”
“What??? That’s bullshit!” Marisa yelled.
“Rules are rules,” Shadow Seiga said smugly, as the crowds booed and jeered at our failure, and we stood there, dumbstruck and defeated.
Marisa smashed the locker door. “I can’t believe that coward fucking stood us up!”
“She’d sooner let her goons die than face us in a fair fight, even if she could win,” Youmu said coldly.
“Well, that’s Yuuma for you,” Aya shrugged. “One thing I forgot to mention is that she’ll try every trick in the book to avoid getting into fights herself.”
“Then I’ll bet she’s just gonna keep playing games as long as we try to fight fair,” Reimu said.
“This is very frustrating,” Byakuren said. “And we do not have much time until we need to send the calling card to Seiga.”
“So, what do we do now?” Nitori asked.
I thought about what Shadow Yuuma had said, about her not having what we were looking for. “She seemed to imply that she didn’t have the Will Seed. If Shadow Seiga truly is wanting us to change her heart quickly, it would make sense for her to hide it elsewhere. Both of the other Will Seeds were in other locations of the Arena, so we’ll just have to go looking for it. After all, we don’t necessarily need to claim the championship in order to collect them, that’s just how we’ve been getting the clues to their locations.”
“But see, that’s the problem,” Nitori said. “This place is huge, it could be anywhere, and the places we’re not allowed in are crawling with guard shadows. It’d be like finding a needle in a burning haystack.”
“Truly troublesome,” Miko said. “Do we simply try to comb the place for the Will Seed, then?”
“It’s as Doktor said, it could be hiding anywhere, including out of sight,” I said. “We don’t have the luxury of time, either, so we’ll have to find some other way to reach it.”
We sat there in silence, brooding over being stuck in our mission.
“Suggestion,” Mamiko said.
“Go ahead,” I said.
“In previous fortresses, the Fiends have all had to do with the blue Will Seeds, correct?”
“What do you mean by that?” Miko asked.
“Oh yeah, I don’t think we’ve explained this to her yet,” Marisa said. “So, there’s a bit of a pattern with the green and the blue seeds in each of these fortresses. The green seeds, except for the first, were all guarded by one of the Four Gods, or shadows representing them, under the ruler’s control. The blue ones have always been guarded by skeletal Fiends, like those Four Horsemen dudes we fought, who all claim to serve some kinda ‘Agent of Providence,’ although they never explain who that is.”
“What Bull is suggesting is that, in order to find the blue seed, we’ll need to refer to some clue provided by the Four Horsemen,” Reimu said. “Crow, didn’t one of them give you their business card?”
“I believe so.” I reached into my pocket to find it. Inspecting it for hints toward finding the blue seed, I flipped it over and found a short, handwritten sentence.
“The ring at night,” I read aloud.
“The ring at night?” Byakuren wondered aloud.
“I believe we must sneak into the ring after it closes, and we will find our Will Seed there,” Miko said.
At that moment, the PA came on. “Attention, all fighters and guests. The arena will be closing in 15 minutes. Please kindly discard your trash, gather your belongings, and exit the premises at this time. All fighters, retire to your sleeping quarters or exit the building at this time. After curfew, no unauthorized personnel will be allowed inside the building. Thank you for your cooperation.”
We looked at each other following this announcement. “What shall our next move be?” Miko asked.
“Doktor, Starburst, how are we doing on supplies?”
“I mean, we came loaded today expecting a really tough championship fight, so we still got plenty,” Marisa said.
“I’m still feeling pretty good about navigating,” Nitori said.
“Alright then, how about this? We’ll linger around after closing time, resting up and discussing strategy. Then we’ll relocate to the overhead Safe Room, where Doktor will monitor the ring for suspicious activity. Once the time is ripe, we’ll drop down and face whoever is there, possibly guarding the Will Seed.”
Reimu rubbed her chin. “Sounds like a stretch, but in the interest of time, that’s probably our best bet.”
“Alright,” I nodded. “Who all is in agreement?”
“Aye,” everyone else said.
“Excellent. We’ll spend some time resting up, while one or two of us watch for threats. That should be myself and Starburst, as we can easily wake people up without consequence.”
“It will feel strange sleeping in a fortress, but it is our best option to wait here, rather than have to leave and come back in a few hours,” Byakuren said.
“We’ll make sure no nasties try to get in here,” Marisa said with a wink. “But I won’t get to see Seraph’s sleeping face because her mask is in the way!”
“Wha-what are you saying?” Reimu said, blushing. “Stop saying nonsense!” The rest of us all laughed while she sat there, pouting.
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"Ach, Hans, run! It's the Llurgoyf!"
Chapter 79: Old Yuanxian
Chapter Text
Goro
A few hours later, after all the fighters and spectators had gone home, we transferred to the overhead safe room. I stuck my head out to scout for threats, then carefully and quietly guided Nitori out, drawing my pistol just in case of a shadow ambush. Nitori activated her radio dish and PDA, while I knelt down to visually inspect the arena.
“Do you see anything, Doktor?” I whispered.
“Not yet,” she said.
Marisa came out next, tiptoeing atop the catwalks with her revolver and keeping an eye out for shadow guards. The others were standing by in the safe room, waiting for the go signal.
About five minutes later, Nitori’s PDA pinged. “Hang on, I just picked up a powerful reading. Someone’s coming into the ring.”
We heard one of the doors open and close down below. Getting down flat onto the floor and looking down, I could see Shadow Seiga ascending onto the ring by herself.
Marisa got down next to me. “Shadow Seiga? What’s she doin’ here all by herself at this hour?”
“It must be for something important,” I replied.
We observed Shadow Seiga walking up toward the center of the ring, before she started talking to herself. “Dammit,” she said. “That Yuuma bitch really has her eyes on me, doesn’t she? I was hoping the Day Breakers would be able to kill her for me, but…” She pulled out a remote and activated it, causing a small pillar to arise from the middle of the ring. From the pillar, she took the blue Will Seed. “Gotta get this thing to another safe place, before either she or they find it. I can’t go back to living in fear. I have to keep going. If I die now, I… I…”
“She’s got the Will Seed,” Marisa said. “What do we do now?”
“We’ll just have to stop her,” I said. “Everybody ready? Let’s go!” I gave a hand signal, and just like that, all of us jumped down onto the ring, surrounding Shadow Seiga and preventing her from escaping.
“Going somewhere?” I asked, pointing my knife at her.
“GAH! You annoying pricks! You’re not supposed to be here right now!”
I shook my head. “Heroes don’t need to follow the rules of villains.”
“And thieves don’t hafta follow rules, period!” Marisa said.
“Now then,” Reimu said threateningly. “Hand over that Will Seed, and nobody gets hurt.”
“I… grr…” Shadow Seiga grew furious. “This is MY arena, goddammit! You all can’t just storm in here and do whatever the hell you want! I’ve only been letting you advance through the ranks because that’s what the crowd wants! If I don’t pacify them with bread and circuses, they’ll kick me right out! I need that power! I can’t go back to being weak!”
Miko stepped forward. “Seiga, you can’t let this go on. All the sins you have accumulated, all the Kishin sent after to to claim your soul, sooner or later you will lose a fight and be made to suffer in Hell for eternity. I don’t want to see that happen to you, not after all the support you gave me in the past, even if not all of it was good or even moral support.”
“You… I only used you because it was convenient for me!” she shouted. “You were just a useful puppet I could hide behind so I could gain even more power and influence!”
“Because you didn’t have the courage to earn it yourself,” Miko replied. “Tell me… how long are you going to keep running away? How long are you going to keep committing sins and being a wicked hermit, simply because you feel you have dug yourself deep and have no recourse but to continue? The longer you wait to repent, the harder it will become to redeem yourself.”
Shadow Seiga straightened up, with a glare in her eyes, and tossed the Will Seed aside, which Marisa was quick to capture with her bag gun. “As if you think you’re any better, Crown Prince-dono. Did you not also become a hermit for selfish reasons, to extend your life far beyond what is natural, just so that you could rule over as many generations as possible? To extend your influence over the weak and ignorant? Can you really call yourself a fair and just leader?”
Miko shook her head. “I will admit, I have committed many atrocities in the past, and am like you in many ways. And I do concede that I tried to exert total control over the populace without caring about what it is that they want. But I have since taken responsibility for my actions, and vowed to become the great leader which I was revered as, and saw myself to be.” She looked over to Byakuren. “For example, me and her oppose each other’s views and circumstances, with her being a champion of youkai, and me a guiding figure for humans. But where our interests align, we are able to put aside our disputes and work together to realize our goals. And one of those goals is forcing you to see the light, and escape the doomed path you insist on following, like a herd of lemmings rushing toward a cliff of ruin.”
Shadow Seiga floated up, surrounded by dark power, and her promoter outfit gave way to her normal clothes. “You stuck-up, high-and-mighty bitch! I don’t NEED anyone to save me, I’ve already clawed my way out of the pit of despair, and I won’t let anyone tell me how I can and can’t live my life! I will become the strongest hermit in the world! I will crush the weak and corrupt under my heel! I will come out on top, no matter who challenges me, and I refuse to lose, EVER AGAIN!” The arena started shaking, and Shadow Seiga’s shape began to twist and distort.
“This is bad, brace yourselves!” I said to everyone.
“Wha- we haven’t even sent the calling card, and she’s already goin’ full throttle!” Marisa stuttered.
A black ball of ink surrounded Shadow Seiga, which then descended to the floor, growing and bulging before exploding to reveal a tall, blue, lanky and utterly pissed off elephant-woman in a wrestling singlet and Seiga’s looped hair. “That’s it, forget about the championship belt, you’re not getting out of here alive!” She spread her arms and let loose a deafening elephant’s bellow which shook the whole arena.
“Geh… here she comes, everyone,” Nitori said. “Get ready!”
Shadow Seiga proved to be even faster, more agile, and more skilled than any of the fighters in the arena. She could jump, flip, kick, dive and toss us around like it was nothing, to say nothing of the hermit arts she mixed into her moves, such as creating portals in the floor which one of us would fall into, falling out of another portal and right into a devastating chop or lariat. She would also jump into the portals herself in order to crash into her target from above. She could also summon large monsters made of bandages to rush us, which had to be burned away with Reimu’s fire. We realized quickly that we had to slow her down, so Marisa lowered her agility while Aya increased ours. Miko also closed in and launched an electric bolt, which caused Shadow Seiga to stagger back upon being hit.
“Ow! What the hell?!” She complained. “Don’t you see how big and thick these muscles are? They really hurt if you shock ‘em, so STOP DOING IT!”
“If someone tells us not to do something, that just makes us want to do it even more,” I quipped.
Nitori adjusted her eyepiece. “Looks like she’s weak to electric attacks! Let fall the hammer of Thor!”
“Got it,” Miko said. “It seems I will be taking center stage in this fight.”
“It would seem so,” I said. “Alright then, here’s the plan. Me and King will focus on paralyzing her. I want Starburst and Bull backing us up to combo, and everyone else should focus on support.”
“Alright, then. Let’s go!” Marisa said. Once Shadow Seiga’s electric weakness was discovered, we were able to keep her locked down semi-consistently with paralysis while the others capitalized on her helpless state with powerful physical blows and Nuclear attacks. Eventually, she was able to break free from the stunlock, smashing the floor in front of us causing catwalks, crossbeams and scaffolding to come crashing down, forcing us to jump back and creating space between her and us.
“Damn it,” she said. “Y’all are a bunch of dirtbag heels!”
“Oh, pot hello kettle,” Aya said. “You’re the biggest heel most of us know.”
“Gah, enough!” Shadow Seiga declared. “Time for Plan B.” She snapped her fingers twice, prompting a janitor shadow to remove the debris from the arena, and the cage to rise up and enclose the ring. “Turn on the electrical switch, you idiots!”
“Wha-what?” came a voice. “But, Ms. Promoter, you-”
“You wanna get fired?!” she threatened. “I said DO IT!”
“Uh, um… alright.” The switch was flipped, and within moments, electric sparks flickered along the bars before the entire cage was glowing and crackling with electrical energy.
Almost immediately, Reimu froze up in fear and collapsed to the ground. “L-l-lightning… sh-shock…”
“Get it together, Seraph!” Marisa hollered. “We got a fight to win!”
“No--no, nononono…” Reimu stuttered.
“Let me help out!” Aya cast Energy Drop on Reimu. “On your feet, soldier!”
“Uh… o-okay!” Reimu, still shaking, pointed her gohei at Shadow Seiga. “Y-y-you’re going down!”
“Aw, what’s the matter?” Shadow Seiga taunted. “Is little candy baby scared of a little electricity?” She then charged toward Reimu who Mamiko had to push out of the way of the attack before being knocked back, stopping just short of the electrified bars, with arcs jumping onto and singing the grains of her wooden body.
“Careful! That thing has over 100 amps running through it!” Nitori warned.
“That’s far more than enough to kill one of us,” I said. “Touching those bars would be the end for sure.” I then remembered the Yurlungur Persona I was using was immune to electricity. “But perhaps not for me!” I hooked onto the overhead bars with my grappling hook, right as Shadow Seiga grappled me. The electric current ran down through the hook and onto my body, giving her a violent zap and causing her to let go, leaving her skin covered in burns.
“GAH! Dirty cheater!” she cursed. Up top, I swung like a monkey across the bars, the whole time covered in sparks and energy. If I were using any of my other Personas right now, I would have died for sure. Instead, I managed to get into position over her as Mamiko managed to stagger her, leaving her open and allowing me to drop down right on top of her head with a powerful elbow crush, unleashing a devastating blast of energy as the electricity discharged off of my body onto her all at once. I was no wrestler, but I watched enough Dragon Ball as a kid that I felt I could translate the over-the-top moves on that show into improvised attacks.
“Nice one, Crow!” Nitori cheered. “You’d do really well in our sumo fights!”
“Aw, you’re making me blush,” I said, dusting myself off.
Shadow Seiga got back up a few moments later, turning her attention to Reimu again, who was still off to the side, frozen stiff and trembling in fear, keeping her wings withdrawn as much as possible so they didn’t catch anything.
“Look, if I take out only one person tonight, it’s gonna be the Shrine Maiden! If she goes, everyone does! Gahahah!” She started rushing toward Reimu, who started freaking out.
“Ah! Ah- GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!” She whipped out the flamethrower and began burning the cage as she ran away from Shadow Seiga. As she did, the bars overheated and deformed, causing the cage to buckle. Eventually, the bars started to break under the weight of the cage, causing the electricity to fail and the cage to start falling apart.
“Watch out!” Nitori said, taking out a lightsaber and cutting a hole in the cage to escape. I did the same thing with my knife, dashing and slicing to open up a gash which I led the others through. This left Shadow Seiga trapped inside the collapsing cage, which fell down around her and left her trapped as she struggled to free herself.
“You annoying little flies!” Shadow Seiga shouted.
“Alright, everyone, let’s finish her off!” Nitori said.
Miko looked at Byakuren, then pointed up. “What do you say? Combination attack from up there?”
Byakuren tipped her hat. “Let’s do it!” The two of them jumped up into the stage lights, grabbed hands, then jumped, shouting “GO! DOUBLE DEATH BLOW!!” They slammed into Shadow Seiga with the force of a blockbuster bomb, sending debris everywhere and taking out the jumbotron screen.
We approached Shadow Seiga, who had turned back to normal while still embedded into the floor, limbs spread out and with a blank expression on her face. “Haah… good fight, everyone. Good fight.”
“Hmph.” Miko crossed her arms. “So, only in defeat does your long-lost humble side come out.”
“You… you wouldn’t understand… *cough* being humble, Miko-dono. You… you didn’t grow up poor. You didn’t have your hometown burned down by barbarians, all… the women raped, all… the men killed, all the children taken. I… didn’t leave to pursue Taoism, I escaped. I didn’t want to be weak and vulnerable anymore, so I married into that family… faked *cough* faked my death, came to Japan and met you. I… wanted to have you unite this country… keep it from becoming like the savage place where I was born, but I… but I got so caught up in seeking power that I turned wicked, and couldn’t stop…”
Byakuren closed her eyes, and looked down. “...I see. I’ve always suspected you came from a tortured background, which molded you into the person you are today. You’ve been running away from your past, running away from being weak, preyed upon by the strong, so you sought to become strong yourself, no matter the cost… certainly, I understand how that feels. But those feelings sent me right into the vice-grip of the wicked Mara, and I had to be shown the way out. And now, you must be shown the way out, too.”
Miko knelt down to Seiga. “I am no saint, Seiga-chan. I am a person, and people make mistakes, sometimes grievous ones, especially when they are alone. It was with the help of my friends that I was able to see the evils I was committing and start anew. Now… I only ask, as a friend, that you do the same.”
“I’m… I’m in too deep now,” Shadow Seiga said. “There is no redemption for me. I am a wicked hermit… always have been, always will be…”
I stepped forward. “Bullshit,” I said sharply. “That kind of defeatist thinking is precisely what will lead you straight to Hell, right into Mara’s grasp, as Priest said. No matter how deep a hole you dig yourself into, it’s still possible to climb out, if you’re willing to put the time and effort into it. Even if you fail, you at least tried to redeem yourself.”
Shadow Seiga paused, then gave a weak chuckle. “Heh… you’re right, Crow-san. You’re right. You’re my favorite kind of person. Strong-willed. Intolerant of bullshit. The world needs more people like you. At least… unlike me, you had the courage to speak from experience.”
I froze. “...what do you mean?”
“Heh… don’t worry. Soon it’ll become clear. Soon, your friends will… really see.”
I looked around. My friends. My teammates. All of them were looking at me, wondering what she meant, wondering if she knew something they didn’t. Then I realized: the way the lights were shining, the way I stood at her feet as she lay embedded in the floor… right now, the shadow I cast was Seiga herself.
“...Crow?” Youmu asked. “Is… something wrong?”
“I…”
The core floated down from above, the hazy white sphere representing Seiga’s desires, kept distorted against her will. Then, unexpectedly, it shined bright, and turned into the form it would take after sending the calling card, a ball of light surrounded by chains.
“What is this?” Miko asked, looking up.
“This is the core,” I explained. “It represents Seiga’s distorted desires, and its destruction will make the fortress disappear, changing Seiga’s heart.”
“Usually, we have to secure a route to it, then send a calling card to the target, telling them we’ll take their desires,” Marisa said.
Byakuren looked up at it. “But, it seems as though cornering her shadow, making her face her demons, has forced it to change form without needing to send her a calling card.”
“We need Shadow Seiga herself to break it, though,” Aya said. “That’s the only way to change her heart for the better.”
Miko nodded. “I see.” She held Shadow Seiga’s hand and pulled her up out of the floor. “You know what you need to do. Break your chains, face your fears, face your past, face your future, all with your head held up high. Resolve to move beyond ‘the Wicked Hermit,’ take responsibility for your crimes, accept whatever punishment may come, and live your life virtuously. And remember, I will always be at your side.”
Shadow Seiga smiled and nodded. “Heh… alright. I’ll stop running. In fact, I’m done running. I’ll take control of my own destiny, just as you’ve taken control of yours.”
“Splendid,” Miko said. With that, Shadow Seiga jumped up, reached for the core…
…only for a blur to speed by and snatch it, causing Shadow Seiga to fall and crash onto her face.
“Wha- HUH???”
We looked to the side, and saw Shadow Yuuma sliding across the floor on her feet, turning to face us, and grinning with her sharp teeth.
“Keheheheh! You IDIOTS!” she said. “While you were busy having your little pow-wow, I waited in the shadows so I could snatch up the core!” She ran over and kicked Shadow Seiga into the stands. “And now, thanks to you, my plan can continue uninterrupted! I CONTROL THIS PLACE NOW!!!”
All of a sudden, dozens of shadows appeared in the stands - guard shadows, not spectators - and a twisted visage of Yuuma’s face with her spork speared through her head appeared on the wall.
“Shit!” I shouted. “We need to get out of here, NOW!!!”
“Got it!” Nitori dropped a smoke bomb which filled up most of the arena, giving us a chance to scramble back to the safe room and out to the real world.
“Dammit,” Marisa gasped. “I wasn’t expecting that bitch to come outta nowhere and steal the core!”
“This is very bad,” I said. “Yuuma herself has taken control of the fortress. All of our effort in changing Seiga’s heart was wasted. Not only that, we played right into her hands.”
“What does this mean for the operation?” Youmu asked. “Have we failed?”
I shook my head. “No, we haven’t failed. We have at least gotten to the point where Seiga’s shadow has acknowledged her crimes and her weakness, and we have claimed all the Will Seeds. We just need to take the core back from Yuuma’s shadow before the deadline.”
“How do we do that?” Reimu asked. “Do we just go in there and beat her?”
Aya shook her head. “No. Remember the first championship fight, how she tricked us into breaking the rules in order to get out of fighting us herself? Recall that she does that in real life, too.”
“I see,” Mamiko noted. “As long as her cognition is that she can avoid any fight, we won’t be able to confront her in the arena either.”
“So what do we do, then?” Nitori asked.
“Simple,” I replied. “We change her cognition, make her realize that she can’t avoid this fight. And we do that with something we are well-versed in using by this point.”
“Which is?” Marisa asked.
“A calling card, of course.”
Everyone looked surprised. “Wait, hold on. The core is Seiga’s, not Yuuma’s,” Reimu said. “So…”
“The calling card is meant to rile the current holder of the core,” I explained. “Since Yuuma stole the core from Seiga, that means she controls it, and by extension, the fortress. I will admit, I’ve never seen anything like this happen before, but the way we handle it is not so much different from how we always do it. If we send a calling card to Yuuma, boasting that we will take her desires without fail, her shadow will have no choice but to confront us directly.”
The others mulled my words. “Hmm… I see!” Nitori said. “So in other words, the calling card is a taunt, a challenge, which draws the person’s shadow out of hiding so we can fight them. It doesn’t matter if they have a core or a fortress, all that matters is that they’re pissed off enough to actually come and duke it out.”
“Precisely,” I said.
“But then, we have to deliver the calling card,” Aya said. “Yuuma is the queenpin of the Gouyoku Alliance in the Animal Realm, which she rarely leaves except to travel to the Hell of Blood Pools, and we can’t rely on her showing up there either. Which means we…” She hesitated. “...we’ll have to venture down to the Animal Realm and deliver it there.”
“The… Animal Realm?” Youmu asked. “We have to go there ourselves?”
“I never even knew it existed until a few days ago,” Reimu said, “and now we have to dive down there, going right past Hell as we do so, and meet with a bunch of animal crime bosses.” She stretched out. “Man, this incident is getting weirder and weirder by the day, both inside the Metaverse and out.”
“Er, yeah,” Aya continued. “Also, she’s highly elusive in real life, so we wouldn’t be able to just hand it to her, or leave it with one of her servants or something like that, and expect for her to eventually see it, especially given the timeframe we have. We’ll have to learn her whereabouts and patterns, and the only person down there with a good enough spy network to consistently do that is…” She paused again, then sighed in frustration.
“Who?” I asked forcefully.
“Only the most stuck-up, scheming, and cruel person living inside that dumpster fire: the big boss of the Kiketsu Family, Yacchie Kicchou. She’s a jidiao, or Tortoise-Dragon, who has the ability to make people lose the ability to fight back and bend them to her will. She and her underlings specialize in backstabs, outside-the-box tactics, bending the rules and sneaky fighting. Not unlike us, actually, which probably makes her even worse.”
“Or the Phantom Thieves, for that matter,” I added. “I have ample experience dealing with human Yakuza, but animal Yakuza in a corner of Hell is an entirely new one for me.” I straightened my tie. “Still supernatural or not, all gangsters have essentially the same motives and methods, just with different means of execution.”
“Well, in that case, at least we got an expert on our side,” Marisa said. “One thing everyone here in Gensokyo agrees on is that there should be no Yakuza here, so Rei’s pretty merciless on stampin’ out anything that even smells like gang activity. ‘Course, that also means we don’t really have any experience in dealin’ with ‘em, so we don’t really know how they all act or behave. You’ll have to be our ‘Gangster Whisperer’ in that case.”
“Hm. ‘Gangster Whisperer,’ I like the sound of that,” I said.
“Alright, so, how are we gonna go about doing this?” Nitori asked.
“Well, for sure, me, you and Byakuren can’t go because we’re youkai,” Aya said. “Getting permission to go underground is tough enough for me as-is, especially without seeming suspicious.”
“And considering Yuuma’s goal of feeding a hermit to her minions, it would be extremely unwise for Miko to go as well,” Byakuren added, “lest she or any of the others get any ideas.”
“But other than that, we should go in as large a group as possible,” Reimu said. “We don’t know what we’ll face down there, so we need to be ready.”
“That would mean me, you, Marisa, Youmu and Mamiko, would it not?” I said.
“Bingo,” Nitori siad. “The rest of us can be represented by a camera drone I’ll send down with you all.” She motioned Reimu and Youmu over. “Let’s get started on the calling card tonight, so we can be ready tomorrow to deliver it.”
“Sounds good,” I said. I turned to Mamiko. “Is all of this making sense?”
She jolted. “Oh, um, yeah. I think.”
“Wonderful. Then, let us adjourn for tonight.”
“Alrighty then, we’ll meet back up tomorrow!” Nitori said, clapping her hands. As we parted ways, I took a moment to tap on Marisa’s shoulder.
“Hmm? What’s up? She asked.
I handed her the bag of LeBlanc coffee. “Do you think you can recreate this? It's very special coffee, which could help us in our investigations.”
“Huh,” she wondered. She took a moment to try and waft what very few vapors escaped from the seal. “Hm, wow. I can tell these are some really rare, high-quality beans, and whoever roasted ‘em is a master.”
“That’s Sakura-san for you,” I winked. “I used to go to his cafe all the time to enjoy his coffee. I was never able to find better coffee anywhere else in all of Tokyo, even at expensive, high-end restaurants.”
“Hehehe, sound like quite a guy,” Marisa chuckled. “Well, reproducin’ this will certainly be a challenge, but you know you can’t challenge good ‘ol honest Marisa Kirisame with somethin’ and not expect her to win, da-ze!”
“Just don’t work yourself to death,” I cautioned. “Alice has told me how you can be sometimes.”
“I won’t,” she said.
“You totally will, I just know it.”
“Who are ‘ya, Kourin? You know that I’d never lie and let you down!”
“I’m pretty sure I know how to translate a demon’s lies into truth.”
“Oh, now you’re just bein’ nasty!” The two of us laughed as we ended our banter and went our separate ways. As I traveled home, I thought about all the wonderful times I was now having, being with friends with whom I could exchange friendly banter with, much like how I was with Ren and his… interesting sense of humor and his tendency to troll the other Phantom Thieves. I still remembered the one moment where I welcomed him back to LeBlanc, to which he replied “honey, I’m home,” and I jokingly chastised him for being late. He was my first real friend, and now I had even more friends.
…friends which, I realized, I was coming very close to losing, if what Sumireko said was true about them suspecting that I was hiding things. I still didn’t know how Shadow Seiga knew enough about my life to hint at it, but the more I thought about it the more similar I realized we were. Both of us were trying to run away from our tortured pasts, refusing to take responsibility for the crimes and sins we committed along the way. What would most likely happen to her after we brought down the fortress was what I faced if I were to die now: eons of punishment in the depths of Hell. And even if she could avoid that, her road to redemption was likely far longer and harder than even my own. In other words, she was me if my rampaging as Black Mask had been allowed to continue for more than two and a half years, digging myself deeper into a hole since I doubted I’d ever be going to Heaven anyway, unwilling to accept the hard road back to redemption.
Sooner or later, I realized, I would have to come clean to everyone, stop running away, and see who would still accept me after doing so. And I was well aware that, if I hesitated to take responsibility myself, someone or something else would conspire to force me to. I just had to hope that that didn’t happen before I worked up the courage to confess on my own terms.
Chapter 80: Unlocated Hell
Notes:
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Goro
Even though I went to bed late last night, I rose early in order to complete today’s mission, knowing it would be a long one. I went to the shrine in order to gather Reimu and the others, only to find that Marisa, Mamiko and Youmu were already there.
Not only that, but Reimu had a guest. A guest which, judging by Reimu sitting on the shrine steps with a tired look, was not a welcome one.
“Good morning~!” the woman chirped. “How is my darling little Piece-chan?”
“Master!” Clownpiece crawled out from underneath the shrine to meet this strange woman, who wore a black t-shirt with “Welcome ♥ Hell” written on it, a rather garish red, green and purple-checkered skirt, no shoes despite the cold, wet ground from an overnight spring drizzle, red hair, a neck collar, earrings, and a very strange hat with a red orb on top of it. “I haven’t seen you in forever!”
“Well, Master is a very busy lady, after all,” the strange woman replied, patting Clownpiece’s head.
“I’m sorry, who are you?” I asked.
The woman turned around. “Oh?’She paused, then chuckled. “Well well, if it isn’t the famed Ace Detective everyone’s been talking about. Goro Akechi, are you not?” She did a curtsey. “A pleasure to meet you. I am Hecatia Lapizlazuli, Goddess of Hell and queens of the demons.”
I stepped back in shock. “Y-you are… the ruler of Hell?”
“Ohohoho, you never expected to meet me before your time?” she chuckled, floating in the air and summoning two other orbs, one like the Earth and one like the Moon, held by golden chains connected to her collar. “Now that you have, what do you think of the ruler of the underworld and overseer of condemned sinners?”
I…I..
I blurted out, “I didn’t know Satan was a delusional old lady who thinks she’s a gyaru who shops in the underground mall in Shibuya!”
Hecatia gave a stone-faced expression, while Reimu fell down the steps laughing hysterically in the background. For their part, Mamiko was confused while Marisa and Youmu appeared shocked and dumbstruck that I had the balls to say that to her face.
Hecatia shrugged. “Geez. You’re quite the scoundrel, aren’t you? At least, that’s what I’ve been told.”
“I mean, he’s gotta point though,” Marisa said. “Not just you, but you dressed ol’ Clownpiece up in that American flag getup, and she thought it was the coolest thing ever because you did it.”
“That’s because I was trying to remind the Lunarians about that one time the Americans tried to invade in ‘69,” Hecatia replied.
“...I’m sorry, what?” I asked.
Hecatia smiled. “Oh, of course a human like you wouldn’t understand. The Americans and the Soviets competed with each other back in the Cold War to subjugate the Lunarian Empire, whose repeated counterattacks ensured humans never explored the Moon again. But they still feared America for bringing impurity to the moon, leaving their flags and garbage there, no? That is why I dressed Piece-chan like an American flag, and allowed Junko to purify her into a manifestation of pure life force!”
I paused, then tilted my head. “I apologize, but could you repeat that in a way which makes sense?”
Hecatia touched back down and sighed. “Haah… you humans are far too slow on the uptake.”
“I’m not slow on the uptake,” I replied. “It’s just that what you’re saying sounds absolutely nonsensical and ridiculous out of context, and it isn’t being helped by the fact that the one telling the story looks like a ditzy gyaru and acts like an immature schoolgirl even though she is thousands of years old.”
Silence.
“She’s talkin’ about the incident a couple years ago where they invaded the Moon to get at someone up there they had a grudge against, which caused the Lunarians to try and relocate to Gensokyo,” Marisa said.
I thought for a moment. “...oh yes, that story. Okay, I think I follow you now, Lapizlazuli oba-sama.”
Hecatia stood there, absolutely shocked, as she repeatedly took insults from a remorseless killer whom she could drag down to Hell right now if she felt like it. Then, she regained her composure and smirked. “Heh. You really are troublesome, aren’t ‘ya? Don’t you know that I could drag your sorry ass down to the 9th circle right now and leave you to freeze for all eternity?”
“I assure you I would escape within three days,” I boasted, drawing spell cards.
“Ohoho, is that so, little boy?” Hecatia replied, floating in the air again and summoning a magic circle behind her. “Are you ready to test your theory if you lose?”
“Certainly,” I nodded, “but only if you agree to supplying me with a lifetime’s worth of pancakes if I win.”
“You would trade your life for pancakes?” she said with a crazed look.
“I’m not trading, I’m betting,” I replied.
“Oh, okay, Mr. Technical.” She summoned laser bullets. “That’s it, prepare to fall to the might of the great-”
At that moment, a green, otter-like creature popped out from between Hecatia’s breasts.
“GAH!” The lasers dispersed, and Hecatia fell onto the ground, scrambling to get the thing out of her shirt while it weaseled around all over her. “DAMN RAT, GET OFF ME!” As she rolled around, Clownpiece ran forward and managed to football-tackle the creature, eventually subduing it and allowing her to hold it.
“Whoa, what are you?” Clownpiece asked.
I approached the creature, and it was indeed a green, ethereal otter. “Are you a spirit?” I asked.
“Good morning!” it said. “It’s nice to meet you, Akechi-sama!” It escaped Clownpiece’s grasp and crawled onto my shoulder. “Indeed, I am a spirit from the Animal Realm, serving the great Kicchou-dono!”
Hecatia dusted herself off. “Blast, I was careless. I let a damn animal spirit sneak up here to the surface. Those mangy little-”
“Hold on,” Mamiko said, cutting in. “Did you say you serve ‘Kicchou-dono?”
“The one and only!” it chirped.
“That’s the name of the person we need to meet in order to quell Yuuma’s threat, right?” Youmu asked.
Hecatia turned around. “I beg your pardon?”
“Oh, yes, we were going to venture down there to try and stop an incident,” Reimu said. “We’ve gotten tips that Yuuma Toutetsu plans to kidnap a hermit and feed it to her troops, potentially to stage an invasion of Hell and Gensokyo. To stop it, we have to go down there and meet with one of the other matriarchs. Official Hakurei Shrine business.”
Hecatia thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “Ah. I recall Nippaku-sama mentioning she had received word through her channels that something was up, and that corrupt Ministry of Right and Wrong officials might be involved. I’ll coordinate a crackdown with Shiki-sama later, but that Toutetsu is quite the slippery slick of snot, and can smooth-talk even the most upstanding people into helping her with her schemes.”
“Which is why we need to venture down there today and investigate,” I said, tipping my hat. “This case does require a detective after all, one with experience dealing with gangsters.”
“Fufufufu,” Hecatia chuckled. “Is that so? Well, in that case, who am I to stop you? I will caution you, however, that the Animal Realm is no place for humans, whom they absolutely scorn.”
“But it’s necessary in this case,” I replied. I looked at the otter spirit. “Can you show us the way to your master?”
“I just came up here because I wanted to meet the famed Akechi-sama!” it said. “But I’d be more than happy to introduce you to my master!”
“Splendid,” I said. “Guide the way.”
“Okay. Do you mind if I borrow your body for a bit?”
“Er, what do you-”
The otter spirit suddenly disappeared into my body. Within moments, a green aura surrounded me, and another consciousness caused me to start floating in the air, and fly in the direction of the Sanzu river. The others followed behind me.
We flowed through the chasm, past the storefronts run by sinners, onto the misty shores of the river. There was a girl off to the side stacking rocks, and the cow-lady was still trawling the river bagging giant, supernatural catfish. We then made a turn away from Higan, toward a vast field of spider lilies, where gates leading to various realms stood. Manning the gates was Kutaka, who was standing there, tapping her foot and whistling.
Kutaka noticed us approaching her. “Oh, hey, a large group, what are you all doing her-”
Me and her locked eyes, and she clenched her fist while glaring.
“...you,” she hissed. “You’re the sonofabitch who blew up all the alcohol!”
“Indeed I am,” I bowed. “Now, if you will excuse us…”
“YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME!” She flew at me with a jump-kick, but that was when the otter spirit’s power activated: I quickly and fluidly dodged the attack, as though my body had briefly turned into rushing water, and appeared right at the gate. Quickly, I slipped inside.
“Wha- HEY! GET BACK HERE!” Kutaka shouted.
“No time to waste,” Reimu said, pushing Kutaka aside as the others followed me in. Behind me, I could hear more shouting. “YOU’LL PAY FOR DESTROYING ALL THE BOOZE, I SWEAR TO GOD! NEXT TIME YOU COME HERE, I’M SHOVING DANMAKU SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE SHOOTING IT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!!!!”
I just ignored her, and instead focused on the eldritch realm of red rocks, pained screams, fire, ice, lightning, demons torturing sin-sacks with cattle brands, pitchforks, and Star Wars Holiday Special reruns, and pentagrams before me. Vengeful spirits flowed all around like rivers, ink sat still in pools (at least, I wanted to believe it was ink) which biomechanical monstrosities crawled out of, and giant hands cast the bodies of the damned into piles raked up by dark angels.
So, this was Hell, I realized. I never assumed I would be coming here so soon, or under these circumstances. The place seemed like the bastard amalgamation of every religion’s interpretation on the worst fates imaginable. This was the place where souls had all of their negative karma forcefully wrung out of them before getting kicked back into the Sea of Souls. Some of them, I was certain, had been here for centuries, or even millennia.
And this, this was my fate, if I failed to fully turn my life around.
“‘Ey, Goro, stop starin’ off into space for a minute, will ‘ya?” Marisa shouted.
“Oh, right.” I allowed the otter spirit to assume control again. We speed through Hell, facing clouds of Hell fairies which spat out lasers and danmaku at us in thick, dense clouds which made it almost impossible to see where we were going. Still, we managed to rip and tear our way through them just like always, and after clearing the last wave, we caught sight of gates lined with vines and animal pelts, beyond which lie our final destination: the Animal Realm.
Now, being a man trying to hold on to some semblance of logic and reason, I naturally expected the Animal Realm to be an untamed, wild place, filled with thick forests, jungles and vast wilderness, populated entirely by hulking, vicious beasts capable of tearing men foolish enough to wander into their domain limb from limb. So you could imagine my surprise and slight disappointment when, of all things, my eyes were met with a vast cityscape, filled with glittering high-rises, futuristic facades, and spires piercing into the air. Anthropomorphic animals, regular animals, animal spirits, and the like criss-crossed through the streets. Birds, bats, and even small dragons flew between the buildings. It seemed like a strange, fantasy version of Tokyo, but like any large metropolis, there was a criminal underbelly secretly running the show, and that underbelly was what we were here to come see. For the first time in months, I was back in my element: dealing with big-city gangsters.
The otter spirit knew where it was going. Organized crime was so powerful here that it didn’t even feel the need to stay hidden. Instead, Yachie’s hideout was the top floor of an opulent, green-tinted tower surrounded by water fountains and a moat. As I made my way through the entrance, through the cavernous atrium, up the elevator and through the expensive, decorated walls, people stepped back and gossipped.
“Oh man, is that really him?”
“Izzit that Ace Detective we’ve been hearin’ ‘bout?”
“He’s just a human and a kid, though. What’s he doin’ here?”
“He’s bein’ followed by that Shrine Maiden and Witch from Gensokyo!”
“Must be somethin’ big!”
“Think he’s here to investigate the boss?”
“Naw, I doubt it. Ain’t no way anyone can make her bow!”
“Yeah, more like, she’ll make anyone her bitch!”
“Hehe, let’s see how they do against her!”
We were led through heavy oak doors, on the other side of which was a luxuriously decorated office, with glass windows offering a panoramic view of the cityscape beyond. On the other side of the expertly crafted and finished mahogany desk was a chair, whose back faced us. A pair of antler-like horns and a green dragon’s tail stuck out from behind it.
As the door closed behind us, the otter spirit came out of me and landed on the desk. “Kicchou-dono! I have brought guests.”
There was no immediate reply.
“We’re here because we would like to discuss matters relating to Yuuma Toutetsu,” I declared.
“...I don’t recall making a request to receive anyone into my office today,” came a female voice. The chair then turned around to reveal the owner, a short-haired blonde woman with red eyes in a blue dress and skirt, with horns sticking out of her head and a tail coming from behind, who had a green tortoise shell with a rough edge, and who was currently slouched into her chair and giving us a confident, smug expression. “...but then, it’s rare to have this many special guests from the surface world come to me at the same time.”
“You must be Yachie Kicchou,” Mamiko said. “We have heard of you.”
“So you have,” Yachie said, fiddling with a small globe on her desk. “And you are here because Toutetsu is giving you trouble, no?”
“We understand she is plotting to capture a hermit and feed them to her troops,” Youmu said.
“What’s more, she plans on killing you and taking over the city before bringing her conquest to the surface,” Reimu said.
Yachie gave a haughty chuckle. “Oh my, you humans are so slow on the uptake.” She held out her arms. “You must not be aware of how extensive the spy network of the Kiketsu Clan, whose specialty is intel gathering, operating in the shadows and assassination, truly is if you believe there's even the slightest chance that I am not aware of her activities. I know her every movement, every thought, her daily routine, how much crude oil she drinks and even her non-existent bra size. I’ve known about her plot to find a hermit to feed to her troops for a while now, certainly longer than you’ve all been aware of it. I’m surprised you all even managed to discover her plan to begin with.” She snapped her long-nailed fingers twice, and the otter spirit brought her a cup of tea. She took a sip. “Truly, the only person whom Toutetsu would be able to surprise is that meatheaded boor, Kurokoma.”
“So you’re aware of her plot, then,” I said. “Then you must have a plan to interfere with it.”
Yachie smiled. “Indeed I do. Although there is no guarantee that it will work. Toutetsu is a really stubborn bull, who sets her eyes on something and never gives up until she has it. But I’ve heard about you, a wunderkind ace detective from Tokyo who managed to take down a Yakuza family all by himself.” She chuckled. “Of course, what those gangsters get up to is simple-minded child’s play compared to what me and my operatives have accomplished down here in the Animal Realm over the past centuries, to the point where we are the government of almost the entire western half of the city. All visitors from Hell must cross through my territory, a success made possible only through my methods and connections.” She leaned forward. “Still, talent like yours must not be wasted. That’s why I’m glad I found a suitable ally with a common cause.”
I shook my head. “Just tell us where she is,” I said forcefully. “I don’t have time to play games and beat around the bush.”
Yachie grunted. “So stubborn…” She sighed and leaned back. “It would be fruitless in any case. Even though I may know where she is, actually catching her is much like fishing for lamprey with one’s bare hands covered in grease. She is so elusive, evasive, and smooth talking that even we cannot successfully trap her, only track her movements and plan accordingly.”
“I see,” I said. “So in other words, she must be drawn out of hiding…” I looked up. “Truthfully, we are acting on behalf of another party with the ability to subdue targets which are well-shielded.”
Youmu pointed at the window. “By the way, what is that?”
Yachie turned around, and we all saw the blue blimp in the background with Yuuma’s mug and the insignia of the Gouyoku Alliance on it. “Oh, pay it no mind. That’s just how she tries to assert her presence. Quite the cowardly shrink, isn’t she? Not even willing to make public appearances to flaunt her supposed strength.” She turned back to face us. “So you are here on behalf of another party?” She shook her head. “I pity you. It sounds like you are in the employ of someone not unlike Toutetsu, someone who is not willing to take action on their own, and must instead act through proxies?”
“When I met her, she seemed pretty content on doing her own dirty work,” I commented. “I met her at the Hell of Blood Pools while I was helping the Tengu investigate goings-on there.”
“Oh, for sure, she does her own dirty work,” Yachie said. “I don’t doubt that. It’s just that she always backs out of potential fights wherever possible, even though her ability would make her indomitable in a fight. Perhaps she never wants people to discover her weakness, if she has one? Who knows? I’m surprised she even stopped to talk with you long enough to reveal her plans.”
“Whatever the case may be, we have to intercept her somehow,” Mamiko said.
Yachie grinned, leaning over her desk. “Yes… you will intercept her, for me, to advance the interests of the Kiketsu Clan.”
We stood there, looking at Mamiko, who seemed to shake in place before falling to her knees and then bowing. “Yes… Kicchou-sama.”
Marisa looked back at Yachie. “The hell did ‘ya do to her?”
Yachie rubbed her chin. “...interesting. My ability is to make anyone lose the will to fight and oppose me. I have been using it this entire time, and what I said just now should have affected all of you, but….” She shook her head again. “...no matter. If you want to catch Toutetsu, you must think outside the box. For example… Perhaps you could use her own brand against her? Just a suggestion. If you require anything else, my minions would be happy to assist you.” She got up. “I have a meeting to go to, so I will see you all of. Ciao~”
A while later, we were standing atop another skyscraper elsewhere in the city, which overlooked the cityscape lighting up the perpetual night the Animal Realm was shrouded in.
“Well, that was useless,” Marisa said. “Not only did she offer us next to nothing on how to catch Yuuma, she had us totally wrapped around her thumb the whole time, too!”
“Just being around her made my soul ache,” Reimu said. “So, that’s what crime bosses are like, huh?”
“More or less,” I said. “They don’t earn their rank and prestige by being submissive pushovers. If anything, they’re very good at turning other people into submissive pushovers.”
“Like what she did to Mamiko,” Youmu said. She looked over to her. “Are you doing alright, by the way?”
“I…” Mamiko sulked. “I cannot believe I allowed myself to treat scum like her with as much respect as I give to Alice-sama…”
“Hmm. So, her ability was genuine,” Youmu said.
“Honesly kinda scary,” Marisa said. “I mean, just imagine havin’ the ability to make someone, no matter how strong they are, just buckle and cow like a spineless slime. No wonder she controls as much of the city as she does.”
“But it didn’t work on the rest of us,” I said. “What was different about Mamiko which allowed Yachie to force her to submit?” We thought for a moment, going through all the possibilities and explanations.
“...Personas,” Reimu said.
We turned to her. “What about ‘em?” Marisa asked.
“Mamiko is the only one of us who doesn’t have one,” Reimu explained. “There must be something about our Personas which shielded us from Yachie’s power.”
I took in Reimu’s suggestion. “That would actually make quite a bit of sense. As you know, Personas are born from three things: our acceptance of our whole selves, including our flaws; a will to overcome those flaws and weaknesses and fight for what we perceive as justice; and a strong will of rebellion against corrupt forces, often quite powerful authorities, which acts as a catalyst for the other two. By possessing Personas, not only are we in full control of our emotions and personalities, allowing us to resist manipulation, but we have also demonstrated a willingness to defy all authority, no matter how absolute. Combine those two, and you become immune to others’ attempts to control, manipulate and deceive you.”
“A Persona…” Mamiko looked down. “If only… I…”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll come someday,” Marisa smiled.
“...”
“Even so,” I said, “she still managed to manipulate us in a way.”
“Yeah, she didn’t mention what her plan entailed before we showed up,” Marisa said. “She’s totally making us do the dirty work for her. I mean, we were gonna fry Yuuma anyway, but just knowin’ that she’s letting us do it just because it’ll let her gain even more influence without havin’ to get off her reptilian ass still pisses me off.”
“And she didn’t give us any hints we didn’t already know about how to actually catch Yuuma in order to deliver the calling card,” Reimu said, crossing her arms. Overhead, Yuuma’s blimp taunted us with images of the smug little bitch flashing a toothy grin and laughing at all the plebeians below.
“Gah, that frickin’ thing, seriously,” Marisa said. “Plasterin’ her brand all over like she owns the place!”
“Her brand, huh?” I said. “Her brand…”
For example… Perhaps you could use her own brand against her? Just a suggestion.
“...Nitori.”
The camera drone came out of Marisa’s bag gun, and Nitori’s face flashed onscreen. “Yo! How can I be of assistance?”
I pointed up. “That blimp up there, it’s owned by Yuuma. Do you think you could hack it remotely?”
“Eh? ‘Hacking?’” Marisa wondered.
“Getting into the blimp’s onboard computer so that we may broadcast a message from it,” I explained.
“You mean, fly up there and get inside the blimp?” Youmu asked.
“Er… well, not like that, but it’s… well, it’s complicated,” I told her.
“Hacking… well, might be a bit of a challenge to do it from this camera drone, but I could definitely give it a try!”
“Splendid,” I said, before turning to Reimu and Youmu. “Now then… you two have the calling cards on hand, correct?”
“Yeah, we went to Nitori’s last night to print them all out,” Reimu said.
“Okay, alright…” I grinned evilly through my gloved fingers. “Hehehehe…”
“Er… what are ‘ya plottin’?” Marisa asked.
I tipped my hat. “We’re dealing with a criminal. I think it’s time to pay her in kind.”
Notes:
Note to self: Yachie's name has only one C, not two.
Chapter 81: Gouyoku na Kemono no Memento
Chapter Text
Goro
The blinding lights of the high-rises illuminated the rat-infested streets of the Animal Realm, and by that I mean rat-men hiding in the shadows assassinating hapless passers-by. The main street, lined with bars, theaters, homeless and food carts, bustled with animals and animal-people wearing 20’s-esque attire which gave the place a gritty film noir vibe. Plasma screens showed advertising for the three crime families. People went about their lives just like humans in Outside cities. People laughed, people cried, people gossiped. Including one couple who were having a touching heart to heart, not knowing that the card fluttering down to them had a camera on it which was watching them.
The lady picked up the card. “Hm? A calling card?” Then, other cards started raining down around them. People stopped what they were doing and looked around at all the cards falling down, looking up and focusing on their source: Yuuma’s blimp, whose logos had been replaced by the insignia of the Day Breakers.
Then, right at that moment, the screens glitched out, and were overtaken by the insignia as well, an animated fist rising up to shatter the morning sun.
Marisa nudged me. “So, uh, I just talk into this thing?”
“Yes, please, now go,” I said.
“Er, alright.” She cleared her throat. “HEEEYAA! WHAT IS UP, Y’ALL!”
“We are the ones known as the Day Breakers,” Reimu said, her voice modified to cover her identity.
“And we have a big announcement for everyone!” Aya said.
“We change the hearts of wicked criminals,” Youmu said, “those who would threaten war and destruction upon innocent lives.”
“One of you has vowed to do exactly this, rain death and ruin solely for her own personal gain,” Mamiko said. “The leader of the Gouyoku Alliance, Yuuma Toutetsu!”
The crowds gasped as we announced this. “Are you really just going to sit back and let this bitch slaughter innocent people?” Miko said.
“If you’re watching this, Toutetsu,” Byakuren declared, “know that our sights are set on your oil-smothered heart. And that is why…”
The screen changed, showing me with a filter applied making it seem as though I was in my Metaverse outfit. “Tonight, we shall take your desires!” I threw a card at the screen, filling it for several moments before the feed was cut.
We all looked at each other, feeling very good about our act. “How did everyone feel?” I asked.
“That was pretty damn awesome!” Marisa said. “No way Yuuma could have possibly ignored that!”
“We couldn’t do that with our previous targets,” Nitori said, “so I went all-out with making sure this one really left an impression!” She giggled. “I had so much fun doing it, I might have gotten a little carried away.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Byakuren said. “Your hard work will ensure that our mission succeeds.”
A beeper went off on Nitori’s PDA! “Oh, excellent!”
“What is it?” Reimu asked.
“Yuuma’s got one of the cards in her possession!” Nitori excitedly switched the feed, and we all huddled in to watch her reaction. The feed cut to a cluttered Chinese-styled living space, with Yuuma standing there reading the card.
“The Hell is this?” she said angrily. “To Yuuma Toutetsu, a most reprehensible sinner of Pride. You have committed yourself to bringing unending pain and suffering to all those around you, above the Earth and below. We refused to stand idly by as your maniacal transgressions are allowed to unfold, and as such, we will take your desires without fail. Signed, the Day Breakers.” She turned around and shouted, “‘EY, ‘YA WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT! I WANT Y’ALL OUT CLEANIN’ UP THESE STUPID CARDS AND CLEARIN’ MY NAME, OR ELSE I’LL SKIN Y’ALL AND EAT Y’ALL ALIVE!!!!”
“Y-y-yes, Toutetsu-dono,” came a fearful voice.
“YEAH, AND I ALSO WANT YOU TO FIND THESE ‘DAY BREAKER’ ASSHOLES AND BRING ‘EM TO ME!”
“R-r-r-right on it!” We heard birds scattering, before Yuuma turned back around, and the world distorted and cut to black, showing her shadow.
“So y’all wanna die that badly, eh? Well, fine. But I’ll make you regret arousing the wrath of a mighty taotie!” The world returned to normal, after which Yuuma crushed the card in her hand.
“So, you think it worked?” Aya asked.
“I mean, her shadow threatened to kick our asses, so I’m all but certain a big ‘ol fight’s on the way,” Marisa said.
“And a big ‘ol fight is exactly what we want,” Reimu said, “or else we can’t win this mission.”
“Yuuma’s shadow is sure to be a tough opponent,” I said. “Are you all ready?”
Miko nodded. “Yes. This is to save Seiga.”
Mamiko sat in the corner, looking uncertain. “What about you?”
“Oh, um... yes. I will not fail.”
“Perfect. Anyone else, any objections?”
The others said “Aye!” simultaneously.
I stood up and twirled my knife. “Now, onto the title bout!”
We arrived at Senkai, and put in the keywords to enter the fortress. Right after doing so, we started up the path to the arena, when Byakuren made an observation.
“Hold on,” she said. “This fortress has come under Yuuma’s control, correct?”
“I mean, pretty much,” Nitori said.
“So, how come the same keywords, such as Seiga and Senkai being the location of the distortion, still worked?”
We stood there for a moment thinking. “Hmm. Good point,” Reimu said. “If the fortress was hijacked by Yuuma, that should have changed the nature of the distortion, and therefore also the keywords.”
I held up my finger. “I believe it’s because, while Yuuma may have possession of Seiga’s desires, those desires are still Seiga’s, not her’s. As such, the fortress remains Seiga’s, and the same keywords will still get us in.” I looked up the mountain to the stadium. “But, that’s not important now. For now, we need to get up there and challenge Shadow Yuuma.”
“Right,” Miko said. “Everyone, onward and upward!”
We dashed up the steps. As the arena came into view, cheering crowds of shadows, including our past opponents, surrounded us on both sides, offering encouragement and items as we approached the doors. Inside the arena, Shadow Yuuma’s posters were plastered everywhere, but our fans tore them down. The doors to the ring swung open, the fans clearing a path for us as we climbed up onto the ring, the jumbotron showing a stylized painterly anime portrait of me (representing the rest of the Day Breakers) versus Yuuma.
We all looked around, trying to find her. “Where is she?” Youmu asked.
“I’m checking…” Nitori adjusted her goggles. “Hold on, bogey coming from above!”
We looked up and saw Shadow Yuuma up in the catwalks, before she jumped down onto the ring, oversized spork in tow. “Welcome, Day Breakers. Thanks for inviting me to today’s exhibition fight.”
“Tch, don’t make me laugh,” I scoffed. “This isn’t some mere exhibition fight, this is a fight to make you cough up the desires so that Seiga’s shadow is able to break the chains around them.”
“Oh, ‘ya mean that crusty old hag?” Shadow Yuuma snapped her fingers twice, causing a rope to descend with Shadow Seiga tied up inside. The crowd booed as she was lowered, even the ones previously plotting to oust her from her position, knowing that Shadow Yuuma was now keeping that from happening and thus was the new focus of their rage and anger.
Shadow Seiga squirmed and struggled to get herself free. “You! You cowardly, lowlife sheep! Get me down from here! This is MY arena, goddammit, not yours! And unlike you, the Day Breakers beat me fair and square, and they beat me first! At least let them have that victory!”
Shadow Yuuma clicked her teeth. “‘Tch. Espousin’ that might-makes-right philosophy, only to end up on the wrong side of it by someone willin’ to fight dirtier than you, and only now are you accepting it, AFTER I’ve tied you up and made you cow to my will!”
“Bullshit!” Shadow Seiga retorted. “I’m gonna get my pride as a hermit back, and I have to rip open your goddamn jaw to do it, I will, right after I get out of this thing!”
Shadow Yuuma just shrugged. “Feh. Won’t matter. In a few days you’ll be food for my troops anyway. With that kinda power under my command, me and my boys will be unstoppable! First the Animal Realm, then Hell, then Gensokyo, then the world beyond!” She dramatically reached into the air. “The world will kneel to my name! Every man, woman and child shall respect and fear Yuuma Toutetsu!!!”
The crowd, once again, unanimously booed.
“Yeah, that sounds cool and all, but ‘ya hear those jeers?” Marisa said. “That’s the world tellin’ ‘ya they’ll reject you and your takeover, and will fight tooth and nail to dislodge your tyranny until ‘yer tied up at a stake and left out in the sun to be torn apart by birds, cats and dogs.”
“Oh, you know what, fuck what they all think, I’m motherfuckin’ invincible!” Shadow Yuuma boasted. “I can absorb any attack thrown my way!”
“Then why are you running then?” Miko said, crossing her arms. “Do you have a weakness you desperately wish to hide from anyone? Because you can’t hide it from us: fear of losing, fear of having your bluster broken, fear of being pushed around by bigger predators like the lowly little sheep you are…”
Shadow Yuuma grew furious. “You… DAMN BITCH! I’ll crush you all!” She held up her spork, beat her chest and yelled at the air. “Screw it. Fuck the rules, fuck conditions, fuck whoring for the sake of the crowd, I’M JUST GONNA KILL YOU ALL RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR ADORING FANS!”
We drew our weapons and pointed them at her. “Then, have at you!” I proclaimed.
Unlike other shadows, Shadow Yuuma did not assume a monster form to attack us in. Apparently, her impossibly bloated ego believed she was already perfect, so she simply fought us as she was. She began by drawing streams of oil from the cracks in the floor, forming floating bubbles of oil which turned into spears which attempted to gore us. After dodging this attack, we launched our first volley of spells, only to immediately discover a problem.
“What the hell!” Reimu said. “Our attacks aren’t doing shit!”
“Analysis, Doktor!” Aya asked.
“Well, it’s just as expected: she literally drains every attack she’s able to anticipate.”
“Shit,” Youmu said, in a rare moment of her cursing. “How are we supposed to harm her, then?!”
“We’ll just have to focus on catching her off-guard,” Mamiko suggested. “But, it will be very hard to do that in this small arena.”
Nitori giggled. “Well, as it turns out, I have prepared for just such a scenario.” She produced some skill cards. “Crow, you remember all those ‘useless’ elemental break skills you gave me to do something with? Well, I never actually got rid of ‘em. Instead, I’ve been stockpiling them for an opponent such as this.”
“I…” I clapped. “Well done, Doktor. I guess even I can’t anticipate what kinds of opponents we will face, until it’s too late.”
“Damn straight! Now, everyone, catch!” She threw the cards into the air, with everyone catching the cards corresponding to their element and crushing it in their hands, giving them the power to nullify Shadow Yuuma’s defenses. Byakuren began by casting a holy aura around Shadow Yuuma which then broke, followed by a Kouga attack which managed to damage her.
“Ow! Sonofa… y’all can’t do that?”
I wagged my finger. “Ah ah ah, was it not you who championed using dirty fighting? How ironic, you berate Shadow Seiga for being hypocritical about her philosophy, only for you to start doing the exact same thing.” I summoned Thoth to break the rest of her resistances. “Now what will you do, mighty matriarch of the Gouyoku clan?”
“Grr…” Cornered, she looked around at us, ready to fling powerful magic at her, threatening to unceremoniously end her short reign as the arena’s ruler. She eventually fixed her gaze on Mamiko, the only one of us without an elemental break skill, and who had to rely solely on physical attacks. She smirked.
“Maybe… this?” She then thrust her spork into the floor, then jumped onto the end and launched herself like a pea into the air. Mamiko immediately held her staff up in defense, but instead of directly attacking, Shadow Yuuma conjured and threw down a massive ball of oil which burst into a circular barrier, surrounding the two of them and keeping the rest of us out.
“Bull!” Youmu called out.
“Keheheheh!!!” came Shadow Yuuma’s voice from inside the oil barrier. “If I can’t beat the rest of y’all in a straight fight, then perhaps I can break you and make you concede, by killing your weakest teammate!”
Marisa stamped her foot. “WHAT?? YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!”
“Doktor, is there anything you can do??” Byakuren asked frantically.
“I…” Nitori repeatedly pushed the button on her PDA. “Goddamn… I can’t get my signal through that barrier!”
“We have to do something,” Youmu said. “We can’t let her die in there! She doesn’t stand a chance against her!”
“Grrr… there’s nothing we can do right now,” I said. “This is her fight. We can only put our full faith in her to pull through.”
Mamiko
I stepped back as the demonic sheep slowly lurched forward, with a murderous, sharp-toothed grin on her face.
“Ehehehehe,” she chuckled, “what’s wrong? Not up for a little mutton-bustin’, dear?”
“I…” I grasped my staff. “I refuse to concede!” I dashed forward and struck her, but it had no effect. I went for another swing, only for her to block it with her spork and disarm it from my hands. In desperation, I then punched her, rapidly, for several moments, while she just stood there and took it. After one last strike, she slid back on her feet, but then just simply straightened out and shook her arms.
“Why won’t you die, you fiend?!?”
Shadow Yuuma cracked her neck. “Like that Doktor said, I can absorb any blow I see comin’. You can’t hurt me, Bull!” She then ran up and threw a haymaker at my chest, causing me to stagger and fall down.
“You’re a pathetic waste of a soul!” she proclaimed. “You call them your friends, yet you tried to kill them, and almost did! I was there, watchin’ that fight from the shadows! Ain’t nothin’ gets past Toutetsu!” She picked me up, then slammed me into the floor several times, all while going on with her speech. “Some avatar of the Godly General Vajra you are, can’t even do shit on your own, only takin’ orders from others like a fuckin’ hound from those assholes who barely treat ‘ya like a person, or that stuck-up, prissy, lesbian dollmaker who only made your body to indulge in her perverted fantasies!” After the final slam, she started stomping on me while I struggled to get back up. “A worthless tool you are. No personality. No dreams. No goals. Just a chained-up dog who only speaks when spoken to! You won’t EVER be someone like me, someone who’s taken life by the horns and does my own damn thing, no matter what anyone else says!!!”
A dog on a chain… one who never spoke up at meetings with my teammates, one who felt out of place, a shadow, possessing a doll, in a world with organic souls, trying to live a life based on memories which were never mine. One whose only actions in life involved fighting and training. Fighting for the friends who saved me from the spell of Ethos. Fighting to free other souls ensnared by the tendrils of distortion. Fighting an endless war against the vast miasma of darkness and sin. Fighting and war had become my whole identity in my short time in this world.
Fighting… war… justice…
…you know, perhaps that was good enough.
Shadow Yuuma stepped back, snarled like a bull, then charged forward and attacked me from above with an elbow slam. Thinking quickly, and with my resolve renewed, I kicked upward, cracking her ribs and sending her tumbling back.
“GAAH! What the hell?!” she cried out, as she lay on the floor in pain.
I managed to prop myself back up. “Heh. You’re right about one thing. All I’ve ever done is fight for a cause. Would you like to know why? Because that is my God-given purpose, to fight, to use my skill and strength to protect the weak and vulnerable from the strong and wicked, to make everyone realize they are better than they think they are, and to protect those I am most loyal to: my friends, who saved me from distortion and to whom I owe a great debt.” I stamped my foot. “So you know what? I’m done being passive, done trying to live like someone I’m not. TIME TO FORGE MY OWN IDENTITY ON THE BATTLEFIELD AMID THE SPILLED BLOOD OF MY ADVERSARIES!!!!”
“So, you have finally realized the truth,” came a voice.
Suddenly, a great pain overcame me, and the world darkened. Gripping my head, I staggered around, struggling to suppress my screams of agony.
“Thine holy command from the gods, to lead the charge into battle, to be the one who leads thy brothers and sisters in arms to purge the darkness, and to sacrifice thyself for the good of the innocent. To cast away the false persona, and embrace thy own as one who would die for the friends who released you from hate and ruin.” I continued to grunt and shout, using every ounce of strength and determination I had not to succumb to the pain wracking my whole body.
“Let us forge a pact, a contract chiseled onto the rocks of Olympus, forever in sight of the gods. I am thou. Thou art I. Take up thy arms, face thine enemy, and if thou must burn in Hades with them, then so be it!!!!”
A mask, like that of a legionaire’s helmet, appeared on my face. I knew what I had to do now: in one mighty pull, I tore it and the porcelain on my face off, screaming into the air, and calling forth my new power.
“COME TO ME! PERSONAAAAAAA!!!!!”
Goro
Blue flames erupted from the inky barrier, causing it to dispel into fine particles and blowing us all back. The crowd awed in amazement, and as the light died down we managed to look up and see what had just happened.
“What… the hell???”
Mamiko’s regular combat armor was gone, replaced with that of a spartan or gladiator. An armored skirt blew gently in the wind around her, and sandals replaced her boots. She now held a shield in addition to her staff. And behind her, surrounded in broken chains, a being like a war goddess with flowing black hair, a piercing gaze, and clenched fists adorned with large, golden cuffs or bracelets. Before her, Shadow Yuuma lay on the ground, gazing at them in abject terror.
“This is the end of you and your diabolical schemes!” Mamiko declared, pointing her staff at Shadow Yuuma. “We fight for justice, for light, but we do not fear inflicting brutality upon our enemies! Now, prepare to face our wrath, o’ wicked one overcome by pride and avarice! Me, and Diana both shall smite you!!”
The crowd went wild with cheers, chanting her code name like a cult. The jumbotron screen changed to show the odds: “Chance of current champion’s victory: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000:1.”
“Holy shit!” Marisa exclaimed. “Bull has a badass Persona!”
Mamiko charged forward and began inflicting a brutal thrashing on Shadow Yuuma, who was in barely any shape to retaliate: brutal staff strikes, face-breaking shield bashes, and her Persona unleashing skull-crushing punches which knocked Shadow Yuuma to the ground. Even after all of that, Shadow Yuuma still had the will to get back up on her feet and fight.
“Dammit… this ain’t goin’ according to plan!” She grabbed her spork and attempted to spear Mamiko, so simply pointed and commanded her Persona. “Go! Terazi!” Her Persona, Diana, responded by punching the ground, causing a glowing crack in the ground to open underneath Yuuma and explode with earth, rocks and dirt, knocking her off balance and onto the floor immediately beneath the still tied-up Shadow Seiga.
“Whoa! Way to go, girl!” We all cheered and encouraged her, and so did the crowd, who was absolutely loving every moment of her second wind.
“Finish it! You’re enemy’s weak!” I shouted.
Mamiko nodded. “No… I’m not the one who needs to finish this.” She jumped up, then cut the rope, freeing Shadow Seiga, who, as the rope unraveled around her and she fell, assumed her demon form, the rampaging Vitala, this time dressed in a nice suit. Landing atop Shadow Yuuma, she glared down, eyes full of hate and vengeance, and began punching the ever-loving shit out of her.
“Die! Die! DIE!!” She rapidly punched her into the floor several times, before winding up one last big blow. “Die you piece of SHIT!!!!” Landing that punch, she managed to destroy the entire ring, sending pieces of it everywhere and forcing the audience to take cover. The lights fell, the jumbotron collapsed, the visage of Yuuma on the wall melted into ink and paint, and dust was scattered everywhere. All that was left of the ring was a ring of debris and a crater where it used to be, along with several catwalks and pieces of scaffolding falling and collapsing into it.
*cough* *cough* Nitori emerged from the rubble. “Everyone alright?”
I had been blown across the room into the opposite fighter entry door, leaving an impression in it. I looked around to assess the damage. Shadow Yuuma was off to the side in the Family Guy death pose while Shadow Seiga, back to her normal form, cracked her knuckles and Mamiko searched in the debris for anyone trapped. Most of the spectators had evacuated, leaving only a few fans in the rear and upper-level stands furthest away from the damage. The rest of us managed to peel themselves off the floor, off the walls, and in Marisa’s case cutting herself free of some chicken wire she had gotten entangled in.
“Alright,” Shadow Seiga said. “I think we’re about done here. Only one thing to do now.” She walked over to Shadow Yuuma and gave her a swift kick in the gut, causing Shadow Yuuma to cough up the core.
“Seiga.” Miko walked up to her.
“Miko-dono,” Shadow Seiga replied.
Miko shook her head. “No… just call me Miko.” She looked at the core. “You know what you need to do now: break that core, release yourself from the prison of sin and pride, and confess your crimes in reality. The sooner you take responsibility for your actions, the easier it will be to redeem yourself. After all you have done for me, I cannot allow myself to see you condemned.”
Shadow Seiga lightly chuckled. “Heh. Even after all my transgressions and my manipulating you for my own ends, after all that, you’re still willing to help me? I…” She shook her head. “I don’t deserve a friend as good as you.”
“I admit it is easy to hold grudges,” Miko said, “and harder to forgive, especially when someone has committed heinous crimes. But if you never forgive, you will never give others a chance to redeem themselves. That is what my friends have taught me, and part of why I am starting over, working my way back up to being the crown prince and saint I am regarded to be by so many.” She grasped Shadow Seiga’s shoulders. “You just have to want to change. That is what separates good from evil.”
Byakuren rose as well. “She’s right. As much as I detest you and your present actions, I sympathize with your past. I know what it’s like to be weak and helpless, and allow that despair to distort my heart just as it has distorted yours. Commit yourself to the path of enlightenment, to the path of redemption, and you too can avoid the depths of Hell and unending torment at the hands of demons.”
Shadow Seiga nodded. “Okay. Thank you. Truthfully, deep down, I wanted to break out of the vicious cycle of being a wicked hermit. I just never had the courage to do it.” She grasped the chains, and pulled, breaking the chains and releasing lights everywhere. Every trace of her influence was erased, and Shadow Seiga herself floated up into the air. “No regrets, no turning back now. I’ll go straight to the yama and repent. What happens next, who knows?”
Miko and Byakuren smiled, as Shadow Seiga disappeared into light.
Byakuren turned to Miko. “Well, King, I think I owe you an apology.”
“None needed,” Miko replied, before turning to Shadow Yuuma on the floor. “Now then… what shall we do with you?”
Shadow Yuuma coughed, and struggled to get back onto her feet. She looked over at Mamiko, who stood atop a piece of rubble, looking down at her menacingly. Blood dripped out of Shadow Yuuma’s mouth. “Haah… well done, Bull. Well done.”
“You still have the energy to oppose me, even after all that?” Mamiko retorted. “And all of my friends surround you as well, my friends who I fight for, and fight beside me.”
Shadow Yuuma shrugged. “Eh, you know what, fuck it. That hermit really deserves her reputation, she’d prolly kill all my agents and rip me in half with her bare hands.”
“So you surrender,” I said harshly.
“Didn’t say that,” Shadow Yuuma replied. “I’ll just have to ditch this plan and go back to the drawin’ board. Don’t misunderstand: y’all haven’t seen the last of Yuuma Toutetsu! Keheheheheheh!!” She stuck her spork into the ground and launched herself at the wall. “Smell ‘ya later, Day Breakers!” She crashed through the wall, leaving a Yuuma-shaped hole through which the moonlit sky shone.
We all stared at the hole, trying to process what all had happened.
“Well done,” came a voice. We turned around, and saw a black cat with a gray ear and a strange pair of bells on its neck, sitting atop the champion’s belt.
“Er, who are you?” Marisa asked.
The cat jumped off the belt and walked toward us. “Never since the Embryon subdued Brahman have I seen a team of such strength, with such strong bonds, and the will to overcome the worst of circumstances. I am Schrödinger. A being who wanders the worlds, sees all different possibilities. And, the true proprietor of this Arena, floating in the expanse, bringing together lost souls attempting to find a purpose.”
Mamiko stepped forward. “Are you another being like me, a shadow who wandered aimlessly between worlds?”
Schrödinger shook his head. “I am a being who has ascended beyond mortal understanding, who chooses to wander the worlds in search of opportunity. The Embryon is one such group, cast into the expanse after their mission concluded, and helped to found this place. All, except for Ardha.”
We stepped back. “Uh, but, we totally fought Ardha, I think,” Aya said.
“That being was me,” Schrödinger said. “The real Ardha, and the two individuals whose bond created them, is out there somewhere, also wandering the worlds in search of those overcoming hardship, in order to observe them.”
We looked back over to the side, where the other members of the Embryon stood, before reverting into their human forms. Then, every other contender in the arena came out, formed a group, and bowed at us, with all of them taking turns complimenting our fighting prowess.
“I see the others feel the same as I do about your strength and determination,” Schrödinger said. “Even greater trials await you all, but I am sure you will prevail. So long as you remember to take responsibility for your actions.” He turned to me and winked. I realized then that he probably knew, too.
Schrödinger walked back over to the champion’s belt. “I would like for you to have this, your reward for freeing this arena from distortion. I’m sure it will be of great aid to you on your journey.”
At that moment, Shadow Yoshika appeared, picked up the belt, and placed it upon my shoulder before stepping back and bowing.
“Thank you, as well, for freeing me and allowing me to live my own life,” she said. “Now then, I must go.” She shined, then disappeared into light.
“You must all go now, as well,” Schrödinger told us. “You were all truly marvelous guests.” The fighters, and the remaining crowd cheered for us as we were surrounded by light.
We had returned to the front steps of the Divine Spirit Mausoleum. It was dark, the evening mist creating an eerie atmosphere.
“Whew,” Aya said. “That fortress took a while for us to get rid of.”
“We didn’t even really get rid of it,” Reimu said. “We just de-fortressed the place and gave it back to that Schrödinger fellow. Like, who even was he? Why was he a cat?”
“More importantly…” Youmu turned to Mamiko. “You really have a Persona now, don’t you?”
Mamiko bowed. “My other self derided me for acting like a subservient dog attempting to live as someone I wasn’t. But no more. I am my own person, not a shadow. My identity is fighting for justice, fighting for the weak, fighting for dispelling darkness. And, most of all, fighting for my friends who have guided my life’s journey.” She spun her arm and cracked her neck. “Not too shabby, if I do say so myself.”
“‘Not too shabby?’ You were frickin’ awesome!” Marisa said with stars in her eyes. “How you were wipin’ the floor with Yuuma, and that attack at the end!”
“An Earth attack, if I recall,” I mused. “Seems our repertoire continues to grow, all thanks to you.”
“Earth spells,” Nitori said, looking at her research notes. “Spells which unleash the power of the earth, with power based on the strength of the user who strikes the ground. Most effective against frozen targets.”
“Frozen targets,” Youmu said. She smiled. “Seems I have a new combat partner.”
“It would seem so,” Mamiko said, before chuckling. “Of course, don’t expect that I will go any easier on you during our sparring sessions because of that.”
“Is that a challenge?” Youmu smirked, grabbing the hilt of her blade. The rest of us all laughed.
"By the way," Reimu asked, "where's the champ's belt?"
I looked around and realized I had an object in my hand. The champion's belt, it seemed, had transformed into some sort of radio phone, with instructions taped to it. I read it aloud. "Thank you for all the great fights you gave us. We would like to reward you for helping us to free the arena from Shadow Seiga's control. While you may no longer have access to the arena, we would still like to spar with you, so simply use this in any location in the cognitive world to request a match with us. Furthermore, we're aware that you're fighting against a greater threat, as we have in the past, so we would be more than happy to assist you any time you require it. This device must be charged by defeating enemies, however, and we can only stay for a short time, so be sure to use it wisely. Good luck on your adventure, and we hope to reunite with you soon. From, the Embryon."
Nitori rubbed her chin. "I see. So, as thanks for helping them, they're letting us be able to summon them to help out in fights if we need it, or just simply duel with them."
"We already have plenty of fighters," Aya said, "but it might still come in handy should we ever face a truly terrifying foe that even our combined strength can't quite beat."
"And they might also be experts in facing really scary foes," Marisa said, "since it sounded like whatever they dealt with before had really high stakes."
"Perhaps," I nodded. "Let's not let it go to waste."
"Right."
“Miko-dono!” came Futo’s voice. We turned around and saw her coming out of the temple. “Thou hast returned.”
“What is it, Futo?” Miko asked. “You seem to be in rare form today.”
Futo looked at all of us. “Thou should have told me you would bring guests! I would have made tea for you all!”
“Mixing new and old Japanese today, huh?” Reimu said.
“Only because I have won!” Futo said excitedly.
“Won what?” Reimu asked again.
“I have won… THESE!” Futo reached into her dress and pulled out nine tickets. “I visited the village today, there was a ‘raffle’ for free hot springs tickets. I bought ten entries to win one for Miko-dono to show gratitude.”
“Er… that was, well, very considerate of you,” Miko said, “but you really shouldn't go around wasting money on-”
“Wait!” Futo said. “When they performed the drawing, I won nine of the tickets!”
“WHAAA???” We all jumped back.
“What are the odds?” Byakuren asked.
“Actually, I remember who set up the raffle,” Aya said. “They sold about 800 entries and were giving out ten tickets. So, yeah, Futo got extremely lucky.”
“Indeed!” Futo beamed. “I claimed nine of the ten tickets. The last one was one by that green-haired shrine maiden, who used her power over miracles to cheat for sure!”
“Eh, who knows,” Reimu shrugged. “For all we know, she could have used her power to make you win the rest of the tickets as well.”
“What are you going to do with all those tickets?” Miko asked. “It would be rather selfish of you to keep them all to yourself…”
“I am not a selfish fiend!” Futo declared. “I will give these tickets to you, Miko-dono, and your friends!”
“Ah!” Miko paused, then smiled. “Well, I mean, that’s nice of you to offer us all of these tickets, but you did buy them with your own money…”
“I can tell you all have been doing much work!” Futo replied. “You all deserve a break!” She then put all the tickets into Miko’s hands. “Now then, I will go make you all some tea!” She then went back inside the temple.
Miko looked at all the tickets in her hands, and smiled. “Futo really is a nice girl. Too good for this Earth, perhaps.”
“We should all reward her later,” Byakuren suggested. She giggled. “Even if she has tried to burn down my temple a few times.”
“That is the power to change hearts,” I noted. “Futo was able to rediscover that side of herself.”
Youmu thought for a moment. “Well… do we really ‘change hearts,’ or do we simply force people to reconnect with their repressed feelings and emotions? Do we simply cause them to embrace who they truly are, instead of what they are trying to be?”
“I believe it’s both,” Mamiko commented. “For a long time, I defined myself by my status as a shadow of the Godly General Vajra, because that is what I was. Now, however, I am simply Mamiko, champion of the weak and a fighter with a cause, a soldier, a general. My life has been defined by fighting for ideals, and I realized I am comfortable with that identity, and shouldn’t try to hide or deny it.”
Marisa smiled. “I think that’s a good outlook. We’ve all changed, but at the same time we didn’t, really. We just stopped denying who we really were deep down.”
“Who we really are deep down…” Aya thought for a moment. “Do you think Yuuma will really cancel her plans? I know her shadow said she’d do so, but you’ve told us that the real person doesn’t share memories with their shadows.”
“They do not,” I said. “Sometimes, it can take a few days for the change of heart to begin to show. If Yuuma really is a jerk deep-down, there might not be much apparent change, at least at first. However, the Phantom Thieves were always successful in making their targets abandon plans which would put them in danger, so we most likely succeeded in averting a war between the Animal Realm and everyone else. Even so, we’ll have to closely monitor both her and Seiga from now on, and be prepared to act just in case they start plotting other things. After all, a person’s shadow can theoretically reappear in the Metaverse if they become distorted again.”
“But keeping an eye on an Animal Realm resident is going to be a massive headache,” Aya said, “because of the distance, the danger in getting to the place and the regulations surrounding it. We’ll need to enlist the help of someone who isn’t a youkai who can go down there on a regular basis to keep an eye on things.”
“But who among us, or who among our confidants, would be able to do that?” I wondered.
We thought for several moments.
“I’ll do it,” Mamiko said.
“Hm?” We all turned to her.
“When I was fighting Yuuma’s shadow, I could feel the intense aura of vitriol, greed and sin given off by her. Surely, there must be others who are put in harm’s way by her actions. When I was down in the Animal Realm, I could also sense the vice, indulgence and despair which blanketed the gilded cityscape. I wish to continue fighting for justice, and I feel that the Animal Realm is where my skills and goals are most desired.”
We mulled her suggestion. “You know, that would make a lot of sense, actually,” Youmu said. “She’s not a youkai, she is stronger than a human, and unlike the rest of us, her conflict with Yuuma is rather personal as well, since she beat her up pretty good and caused her to awaken to her Persona.”
“Definitely,” Reimu said, “and she’d probably never get bored down there. The short time we were there, I could tell the place was a shithole, but I have to stay neutral so I can’t really do anything about it if there aren’t any Gensokyo-threatening incidents brewing there. Mamiko isn’t bound by that oath, so she can mostly do whatever she wants.”
“I can see if I can get her on the ministry’s payroll as an agent,” Aya said. “They do have spies which constantly monitor the place for trouble, and help keep the peace.”
“I can help you with that,” Youmu said. “Yuyuko-sama is responsible for most of the new hires, since all of the yama answer to her.”
“Sounds good, thank you,” Aya nodded.
“Alright,” I said. “We’ll work to keep an eye on Yuuma, with Mamiko as our eyes and ears.” I looked at Miko and her handful of tickets. “With that settled, why don’t we celebrate our success with a trip to the hot springs?”
“I think that’s a wonderful idea!” Byakuren said. “We fought a lot in that arena, a hot spring will be a welcome break.”
“Er, yeah, but we have a small problem,” Marisa said. “We have a guy with us.”
…
“...oh, yeah, right,” Reimu said. “We wouldn’t be able to celebrate together, since he’ll have to be on the other side of the wall with a bunch of old dudes. And he’s the leader, so…” Everyone started sulking. We had done so much, and couldn’t enjoy a night at the hot springs all together as one group. The Phantom Thieves at least had a more even split between guys and girls, whereas it was just me, the one man in a group of women.
…but I could fix that rather easily.
*BOMF*
“GAH! What the heck?!” Marisa shouted, as the smoke cloud appeared out of nowhere, and people coughed and covered their faces. As the smoke cloud cleared, they looked back up, and immediately became confused and shocked.
“Now we can be all together in the hot spring, problem solved,” I said, tipping my hat and smirking.
Everyone looked at me with absolutely flabbergasted expressions as they tried to comprehend what they were seeing.
“WHAAAAAAAAT THE HELL?!?” Nitori said. “How and when did you get the ability to turn into a girl?!?”
“That’s a secret,” I replied.
“...ha. Haha. Ahahahahaha!!” Marisa pointed at me and laughed like a hyena. “Oh man, this is so rich! Now he - she? - is really like one of us now!”
“Heh, yeah, really,” Reimu said. “Women are the only ones who get anything done around here, I guess it was only a matter of time.”
“How unbelievably convenient,” Aya said, with a funny smirk on her face. “I could get sooooo much material for my paper from this!”
Futo came back out at that moment. "Miko-dono, I have prepared the- HARK! Who art thou, lady who looks like Akechi-san?!"
“Really, though, how?” Nitori asked.
“Private,” I said again. “The only thing that matters is that our hot springs problem no longer exists.”
“I can see that,” Reimu said. She then smiled and glared. “Of course, we’re not just simply going to gloss over this like everything’s hunky-dory. If you’re going to step into the girl’s club, we’re going to take you all the way.”
“Yeah, and don’t even think about doing anything perverted!” Marisa smiled.
“Prepare yourself,” Byakuren said peacefully.
“We’re gonna show you what being a girl's all about!” Aya said.
Somehow, at that moment, I felt dread, as though I had just waltzed right into the lion’s den, and there was nothing in my past, not even my time in Gensokyo up to this point, that could have prepared me for what was about to happen next.
Chapter 82: The Hot Spring Episode
Summary:
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro
I was allowed to return home from Senkai peacefully, but the group made their intentions clear about wanting to go to the hot springs tomorrow to celebrate. Now, I was by no means a dirty old pervert who sloppily thirsted over the chance to see a large number of naked female bodies at once; I would not have earned my reputation as a charming ace detective if I were.
But damn if the idea wasn’t fascinating. In the end, I was only human, and a young man at that.
It also occurred to me that I had never seen myself naked as a female, since I was too embarrassed to look at a mirror when Reisen and the others were dressing me up to go drinking, and both other times since then were brief and I was fully dressed. Me switching bodies with Reisen didn’t count, and frankly, I think both of us wanted to forget about that whole debacle.
So I waited until Masato was in bed before I flipped on the lights, adjusted the mirror in my room, threw off all my clothes, and filled the room with white smoke.
“Alright,” I said to myself, taking some breaths. “No time like the present.” I turned around to face the mirror.
…
…so this is my body, I thought. If I had to describe it in a word, it was… athletic? Certainly, I kept in great shape as a man, mostly because of my police detective training, as well as my experience running around in the Metaverse killing things like an evil maniac, so it was only natural that it would persist into my female form as well. I looked around at my backside and, well, that was definitely my strongest “asset.” In general, my legs were also a little bit more than half my height, and well-rounded and curved. I often received comments about my butt as a man as well, both endearing and perverted. So, again, it was only natural that it translated quite well into this form as well. It definitely made up for a severe bust weakness, which likely came from my mother’s side since known file photographs of her suggested she was near-flat.
Most of all, though, my hair was still tied up in twintails, which seemed to happen every time I turned into this form ever since Okina meddled with the transformation. Perhaps, to be honest, because I secretly had a fetish for twintails. I wasn’t sure why; maybe it was because of the magical girl anime and manga I snuck in between all the Dragon Ball and Jojo stories. I undid the ties and let my hair fall down, reaching most of the way down my back. The way it flowed as I turned to-and-fro seemed as though I were in a beauty product commercial. It was difficult for me to believe I could have this kind of body, although to be fair it was brought into existence by supernatural drugs and then enhanced by a hidden god, plus I was already quite attractive as a man. And yet another curious aspect was that I had virtually no body hair besides eyebrows, which had to be because of those two things as well; that I didn’t have much body hair as a man either, to the point where I barely had to shave, probably didn’t help.
It was as if Eirin and Okina both read stereotypical genderswap manga, then one asked “could we do this in real life?” and the other replied, “well, we could give it the old college try.”
I decided to re-tie the twintails, somehow now also having the skill to do so even though I really shouldn’t. Looking one more time at my face, I continued thinking that I was looking at someone I knew…
…it dawned on me then that Hatate and Okina had similar-looking faces, and I heavily resembled the latter while the twintails looked like those belonging to the former. I also shared Hatate’s small-breast problem. And my voice sounded like a younger, higher-pitched version of Okina’s voice.
Was it a coincidence?
I put my hand up to my chest again. One thing that the clothes transformation didn’t come with was a bra, since obviously I didn’t wear one as a man, or anything similar. Certainly they were a size where a reasonable argument could be made for not wearing one. But…
4/7
“You want me to make a bra for you?” Alice asked.
“If you could,” I said, bowing.
I was at Alice’s house the next morning. Mamiko was away training with Youmu, so it was just the two of us there plus Alice's army of shadow-possessed dolls. I told her everything, from Eirin’s drug to Okina’s “enhancement” of the transformation.
Alice sipped her tea. “I see. So you now have the ability to switch between male and female, and this also affects your clothes, but you would still like to have a complement of undergarments to go with it.”
“Essentially, yes,” I said.
Alice looked over at Nitori’s dressing machine. “I could do that, of course, but while we’re at it we may as well create a more complete wardrobe for you as well.” She smiled. “Don’t worry, you’re in good hands. I am quite the expert in women’s wear and fashion, after all.” A dark aura seemed to begin to surround her as she held up her hands and twiddled her fingers.
“Er, Alice, I-”
“Oi.”
Alice turned around and saw Marisa standing in the doorway, arms crossed with a disapproving scowl on her face.
Alice sighed. “What are you doing here, Marisa?”
“Makin’ sure you don’t lewd all over ‘er,” Marisa replied.
Alice slumped and complained, “oh, you’re no fun.” For my part, it was amusing to see Marisa acting as the responsible one, while the normally collected and refined Alice has to be kept in check.
Marisa sat squatted on top of a stool like an old monk watching someone’s training while Alice took measurements. I could sense Alice pausing for a moment as she measured my waist and hips, followed by Marisa giving her a cock-eye which prompted Alice to keep going, although I could also tell that Marisa was interested in seeing that for herself; she definitely would later today. Once she was done, the two of them went into a back room, where I could hear Alice making suggestions while Marisa loudly vetoed several options due to being too “lewd.” They came back out a few minutes later with different underwear and lingerie options, featuring all kinds of lacy, fanciful designs in all different shapes and fits. I tried on each of them, and with the exception of one I generally approved of all of them.
Alice then went ahead and punched the measurements into the machine, generating a wardrobe consisting of extra sets of female detective clothes, matching shoes and socks, and even different styles of hair ties, as well as more casual, day-to-day clothes of both traditional Japanese and more modern styles, all of which she seemed very happy to create and have me try on, making me feel like her dress-up doll even with Marisa there to moderate her.
“Are you having fun?” I asked dryly.
“Well, it’s not every day I get to design a whole wardrobe for a lady who has never had anything before and doesn’t know her tastes,” she whistled.
“Yeah, it’s just too bad that we’re goin’ straight to someplace where nobody’s wearin’ any clothes,” Marisa said.
“Oh, and I do look forward to seeing you all there,” Alice said.
“Er, but we only have nine tickets,” I said.
“Actually, me and Reimu enjoy lifetime free trips to that hot spring,” Marisa said, “since it was created when Orin blew open that hole to the underground full of vengeful spirits and we decided to profit off of it, not to mention as a reward for all the incidents we resolve.”
“Your priorities must be very skewed if a hole bellowing evil spirits erupts on the mountain and your first thought is how to make money from it,” I said.
“Eh, we didn’t know at the time that Okuu was gettin’ ready to burn everyone,” Marisa shrugged.
“I see,” I replied. “So, we can take Alice and one more person. This is supposed to be a Day Breakers celebration, so I’d prefer to keep it within the group.”
“Ran’s also comin’,” Marisa said. “She wants to personally congratulate us on dealing with Toutetsu.”
“Sounds like a plan,” I nodded. I turned around to Alice. “Are you about done yet?” I asked, a bit irritated.
“Have patience, young grasshopper,” Alice said, “perfection is in the details.”
“You’re very obviously leering at her thighs,” Marisa said.
Later that night, we convened at the hot springs, which were located on the side of the mountain and were surrounded by a crowd of, mostly, women, from all sorts of different species. Steam clouds rose from the main spa, and the building glowed against the backdrop of the dark, cold night. I arrived with Alice and Marisa, since we spent the day together and came straight here from Alice’s place. Youmu and Mamiko arrived together, Reimu came with Ran, and the others came in one-by-one, with Byakuren the last to arrive, apologizing for lateness since her class went over time.
“Alright,” Aya said, “I’m ready to get my butt in there and melt into the spa water after several days straight of beating up smelly monsters.”
“I heard they’ve spruced the place up since you and Marisa founded it?” Youmu asked.
“Yeah, so the kappa who runs the place now filled the springs up with minerals and incense provided by Marisa, which they then improved,” Nitori said. “It’s supposed to promote skin health, and provide all other sorts of antioxidants and other rejuvenating benefits.”
“You know that’s all just marketing, since they can claim whatever they want,” I added. “Regardless, I’m also looking forward to unwinding with you all.”
Reimu nudged Marisa. “Are you sure we’ll be alright with her?”
“I’d be more concerned about Ms. Puppeteer Letcher over here,” Marisa replied, glancing at Alice.
“Who are you calling a letcher?” Alice asked.
“You,” Marisa said, annoyed.
“Let’s not fight,” Ran said. “We’re here to relax, not engage in spell card duels.”
“Good, because I didn’t bring any,” Reimu said.
“Let’s just all focus on having a good time,” Miko suggested, “and be respectful towards each other, as well as… um…” She scratched her head. “Well, I suppose ‘Goro’ is not the most appropriate name right now, is it?”
“I go by the name ‘Hatsuko’ in this form,” I explained. “I came up with it myself.”
“Hatsuko, huh?” Marisa said. “Eh, works well enough.”
Youmu held up her hand. “By the way, remember that gillyweed that we consumed several months ago so that we could swim underwater? Will that pose a problem here?”
“Er, well, that stuff only activates in situations where you would otherwise risk drowning,” Nitori said. “Just hanging out in the hot springs isn’t enough to cause you to grow gills or webbing or anything like that.”
“Ah, so it only activates in situations where someone who has consumed a Devil Fruit would start drowning,” I noted.
The others looked at me in confusion.
“Ah, my apologies, you wouldn’t get it.”
“You Outsiders watch some really weird shit,” Marisa said.
Inside, we presented our tickets to the counter, and received towels and robes. There were significantly more women at this hot spring than men. In fact, the few men who showed up were relegated to a side building away from the main spa, simply because they didn’t get enough male customers to justify giving them more space. Inside the changing room, we undressed completely. Surprisingly, I didn’t stare as much as I thought I would, feeling overall very similar to being at a bathhouse outside with other guys, such as Ren and his friends… who I now got very caught up in thinking about, all of a sudden. Even Ryuji, somehow.
“‘Ya okay over there?” Marisa asked, keeping a close eye on Alice.
“Oh, yes, sorry.”
“I know this is a bit of a ‘trial by fire’ for you, but it’s a special occasion, so just keep it together,” Reimu said.
“I will.”
We passed through a cleansing shower on the way to the main spa, a sprawling, steaming pool filled with rocks and other guests. I had to admit, this place easily rivaled world-class Outside hot spring resorts, despite Reimu’s insistence that it wasn’t very good, which made me wonder what was considered good by Gensokyo standards.
I, of course, did not ogle the girls like a dirty old man, but I still glanced at their nude bodies, not least because they had quite the range in builds between them. Reimu, for instance, had a very toned build, and Marisa was completely right about her having a nice ass… as well as notably lacking most of the scars I observed on her body when I first met her, as though she was working on getting rid of them. Nitori could be described as a “shortstack,” Marisa and Youmu both had boyish builds with the latter having similarly defined muscle tone as Reimu, Byakuren was, as expected, a goddess, Miko possessed a vaguely androgynous appearance, Aya had rather well-defined legs compared to the rest of her body, and I realized Alice and Mamiko had almost identical builds, suggesting Alice was using herself as a reference when designing her. Ran was difficult to “size up” due to her many large, fluffy tails.
We made our way around the edge until finding a suitable spot. Stepping into the water, it was hot, but not uncomfortably so, and the mixed scents of salt and incense wafted up and into my mouth and nose, inducing a calming effect. I essentially melted into the water, the tension in my mind and body loosening as the water touched every square millimeter of my skin.
I had known being busy and on edge for so long, I had forgotten what true relaxation felt like.
“Ahhhhhhhhhh… this is nice,” Marisa said, her hair de-frizzing and straightening out. The water appeared to also start bleaching her honey-blonde hair into more of a platinum blonde.
“Mmh, yeah, really helps with my back pain,” Reimu said. Without her hair tied up in ribbons and tubes, her hair was allowed to flow free and sprawl across the surface of the water. I could start to see the resemblance between her and Makoto even more, as Reimu very closely resembled her with long hair.
“Ayayayayaya…” Aya slowly sunk into the water, bubbles coming up as the top of her head disappeared. Over in the corner, I could see Alice’s eyes cycling through different colors as the mix of emotions caused by being in a hot spring surrounded by a bunch of naked girls no doubt swirled through her head.
Over to the side, Mamiko absentmindedly reached for one of Ran’s tails. “Don’t,” Ran said, “I’ll have to curse you if you do, hehe.”
“Yeah, well, at least you’re resisting the urge to go all suppa-tenko,” Reimu said.
“Suppa-what now?” I asked.
“She has this habit of throwing off all her clothes and running around like a maniac while shouting at the top of her lungs, usually causing things around her to start exploding and turn into ash while she does so,” Reimu explained. “Even Yukari backs off whenever she starts doing that.”
“Er… I… see,” I replied, uncertainly.
Ran looked around. “Still… This is a somewhat unusual grouping you have here, one I could scarcely imagine could have been drawn together just a few months ago. Of course, Reimu and Marisa always go places together, but I would never have guessed that Miko and Byakuren would be working alongside you all for this long on a common goal.”
“We still have our differences,” Miko conceded, “but we have found it best to focus on our shared objectives and interests, such as turning Seiga away from distortion.”
“Seiga, huh…” Ran thought for a moment. “I heard through the grapevine that Seiga has been going around making amends with various people, destroying most of her current projects, and that she will be turning herself into the Ministry of Right and Wrong here in a few days.”
Our ears perked up. “Say what now??” Nitori asked.
“It is exactly as I stated,” Ran said. “Of course, being a wicked hermit, they might wish to reap her right then and there, but considering the circumstances of her change of heart, as well as the Ministry knowing about this ongoing incident and your group’s methods, I wouldn’t put it past them to give her another chance, and to repent her sins in order to avoid punishment in Hell.”
“Why is that?’ Youmu asked, “especially considering her record?”
“Actually, hermits turning themselves over to the Ministry is not unprecedented, although it is rare,” Miko explained. “Depending on how many sins they have accumulated, they’re often assigned to jobs in Hell, the Netherworld, or other places the Ministry has authority over and made to work off their debts while still alive, allowing them to avoid Hell’s worst punishments. Some of the Kishin Chiefs are former hermits, transformed into oni and assigned to hunt other hermits; since they’re thoroughly familiar with all the tricks hermits will pull in order to fend them off, they’re quite adept at countering them. I suspect that that’s what they might have her do.”
“Don’t forget that we haven’t confirmed Yuuma’s change of heart yet, either,” I said. “Her shadow may have claimed to call off her scheme, but we won’t know for sure until the real Yuuma confirms that.”
“Yuuma…” Ran looked down.
“You mentioned that you knew her in the past?” Mamiko asked. “Could you tell us a bit more about her?”
“I…” Ran paused. “I don’t often discuss my past with people, because of how disgusted I became with the Animal Realm’s ‘beastly’ ideology. But before I became a shikigami to Yukari-sama, I was one of the many, many animal spirits living in that place. Back then, there was absolutely no order whatsoever, not even the one imposed by the three crime families, which did not exist in their current forms. Yuuma was the leader of a small gang which later became the founding council of the Gouyoku Alliance, and I was one of her confidants. At the time, I was a lowly fox spirit, far from the powerful nine-tailed kitsune I would eventually become after my body and soul fused with that of a shikigami, turning me into a youkai. She was… less of a greedy beast back then than she is now. We had our differences, but also had a shared interest in trying to bring logic and reason to an untamed land, which evolved into the Alliance’s core philosophy of attaining power through superior tactics and aerial dominance. Being a fox spirit, I was naturally rather intelligent and cunning, and I was and still am a gifted mathematician, able to advise her and calculate the odds of success for any proposed operation with high precision and accuracy. I was present for the Alliance’s founding, and it quickly grew to be the most influential force in the Animal Realm’s politics, being the first of the three modern families to be founded.”
“I see,” Mamiko noted. “So she is the longest-reigning of the three matriarchs.”
“Correct,” Ran continued. “However… Yuuma has the ability to absorb things, which also affects her personality. Over time, she became overrun by greed, pride and desire, turning into a maniacal tyrant who imposed her fascist, totalitarian will on all the residents of the Realm. Yachie Kicchou’s rise to prominence began at that time, when she was a firebrand rebel leading a cell which later grew into the Kiketsu family. For a long time, however, I remained at Yuuma’s side, still trusting her and hoping she could turn away from her wicked ways. It wasn’t until she ordered the burning down of a dinosaur spirit garden she claimed was home to a Kiketsu base, that I realized she was too far gone, and my last remaining reason for staying in the Animal Realm vanished.”
Our eyes widened, and Mamiko in particular looked very disgusted. “So she also committed genocide,” she said coldly.
“‘Kill or be killed,’ she claimed,” Ran said. “In the end, she was no different from all the other spirits, she just had the power and influence to see her twisted visions to their brutal, cruel ends. Once she revealed the burning of the dinosaur spirit garden, which was home to some of her own allies no less, I saw her true face as a selfish, cowardly, duplicitous and backstabbing bitch who only saw other people, myself included, as tools. I told her as such, and then left the Animal Realm forever, eventually reaching the surface. It was there that I came under Yukari-sama’s service, and, while more cryptic and ambiguous about her actions and methods, she is a far more capable leader than Yuuma could ever hope to be. She sent me on a number of missions over the centuries, most notably spying on Emperor Toba as one of his courtesans, a story which helped to inspire the creation of the legend of Tamamo-no-Mae, who went on to become regarded as one of the most evil youkai in all of existence.” She pouted. “A reputation I would much rather do without, thank you very much.”
“Oh, wait, so you were Tamamo-no-Mae??” Reimu asked. “You never told me that!”
“Because it’s a silly rumor, no more,” Ran replied. She shook her head. “In any case, I wanted to personally thank you for standing up to her, or in this case her shadow. I plotted all the possibilities which her plan to feed a hermit to her troops could have led to. About 95% of them involved a war with Gensokyo within three months, with casualties on both sides high and the Barrier being destroyed in about 80% of scenarios tested.”
“Oooiiiii,” Marisa said. “In other words, we dodged a serious bullet.”
“Indeed,” Ran nodded.
“But, why would she do such a thing in the first place?” Mamiko asked. “War for war’s sake just doesn’t make sense.”
“Well, she has fallen a bit from grace since her heyday,” Ran said. “I’m aware that of the three factions vying for control of the Animal Realm, hers controls the least amount of territory, and that has been the case for several centuries now. So, she might be getting desperate, looking for ways to quickly expand her influence. I’ve learned she’s been visiting the Hell of Blood Pools, apparently to figure out how she could use it to expand her power. It would be bad if she chose to exploit it and spread its miasma across Gensokyo, or other places for that matter. For sure, the ‘hermit plan’ is far from the only one she’s considering.”
“Hmm, troubling,” I thought. “Also, we never really changed her heart, we simply talked her away from going through with her most immediate, dangerous plot. If we don’t keep a close eye on her, she could cause trouble for us again.” I turned to Alice. “We’ve discussed this last night, we’re going to see if we can get Mamiko to spy on her for us, venture down to the Animal Realm every once in a while to monitor her and the other crime family bosses. She volunteered to do it, because she’s the most capable and least suspicious of any of us to do so…”
“Plus,” Mamiko added, “now that I know the full extent of Yuuma’s crimes, and because it was a fight with her shadow which caused me to awaken to my Persona, I consider the fight to be personal.”
Alice thought about our proposal. “Mamiko is ultimately my creation, and I do act as her guardian, so I should get some say in what she goes out doing. However, if this ‘Yuuma Toutetsu’ character almost started a war which would have ended Gensokyo, and there’s still a fear that she could do so again, then I absolutely agree that we need to keep close tabs on her and the other crime bosses, and that Mamiko is just the woman for the job.” She nodded. “So, I agree.”
“Excellent,” I replied. “Anyone else in disagreement?”
There was no reply.
“Then, how soon can we get working on getting her on board to go down there?” I asked.
“I’ve already mentioned it to Yuyuko-sama,” Youmu said. “She’s working on getting the paperwork ready to sign and getting the necessary permissions. It might be another day or two before she’s ready, though.”
“And I’ve already mentioned all this to Shiki-sama,” Aya said.
“I will work with both authorities as needed to make sure you all get what you need,” Ran added.
“Thank you,” I nodded. “And, as always, we should keep our eyes and ears out for any potential new fortresses.”
“Where could there be more hiding, though?” Mamiko wondered. “Who else in Gensokyo could have fortresses?”
“Iunno,” Marisa shrugged, “so far, it seems like it’s just random people, albeit those in positions of power.”
“...I don’t think so,” Byakuren added.
The rest of us looked at her. “Oh?”
“Who have our targets been so far? Myself, Yuyuko, Megumu, and Seiga.”
“Okay, and?” Reimu asked.
“All of those are individuals with sizable political clout in Gensokyo, or have strong personal connections to the same in Seiga’s case. All have traumatic pasts which they wish to bury as much as possible, weakening their character and making them more vulnerable to having their desires twisted and taken advantage of. Recall how, right after I awakened, the shadows turned into demons and tried to destroy me for ‘breaking control.’ That alone is strong evidence that some force is deliberately choosing targets to imprison within fortresses, whose distortion heightens the chances of destabilizing Gensokyo’s political structure.”
“Oh, I see. Not only that, but now that you’ve laid out your logic, I think that this force might be working on their strategy in real-time,” Reimu suggested.
“Explain,” I said.
“The seal on Yuyuko’s desires was rather weak,” Reimu said. “We didn’t have to send her a calling card; simply collecting the Will Seeds to gain access to the center of the tree and then fighting Yuyuko’s shadow was enough. Furthermore, she revealed she was far stronger than she seemed to us at first, and was deliberately holding back, as though she was made to fight but chose to half-ass it in order to make it as easy as possible for us to beat her, something no other fortress ruler has done so far. Our mysterious culprit may have realized then that it couldn’t simply choose a random political heavyweight and make them into a fortress ruler if they had strong enough character. So, afterwards, it first targeted other leaders with weaker convictions: Byakuren and Megumu. Then, at some point, it wanted to target Miko, a powerful hermit and saint who was once a leader of Japan, but chose not to distort her directly because of her own relatively strong will and lack of a real traumatic past, having learned from Yuyuko.”
“So it targeted Seiga instead,” Miko added.
“A wicked hermit with a tragic backstory who commits crimes against nature and humanity in the present,” Reimu said. “What better target to make into a fortress ruler?”
Marisa smiled. “Y’know, Rei, you’re quite observant and analytical when you want to be.”
“Indeed,” I said. “I almost thought it was Makoto saying all of that.”
“Heh, well, don’t underestimate my intuition,” Reimu said. “Now, as for why our culprit had her take over an otherworldly arena full of shadows instead of creating a new fortress out of whole cloth, we’ll probably never know.”
Mamiko raised her hand. “...I think I know.”
We all looked at her next. “Oh?”
“I spoke to one of those RED team members on the sidelines of one of the battles I wasn’t involved in, the Spy, I think. He revealed he was aware of the Palaces, of Yaldabaoth, of Adam Kadmon, even of past incidents involving figures such as Nyarlathotep, Nyx and Izanami-no-Okami, and of course our present incident as well, though he still doesn’t know the culprit. He reckoned many of the same ideas as Reimu: that the force is deliberately choosing targets to become fortress rulers. He theorized that the force didn’t have as much confidence that Seiga would be as viable of a fortress ruler as the other three, since she could only influence a leader, rather than being a leader herself. So, she was placed in a position where she could be easily replaced by another, more suitable target if necessary, should her purpose of influencing Miko fail.”
“I see,” Youmu said. “Then of course, as soon as Miko awakened to her Persona, Seiga became borderline worthless as a fortress ruler, as Miko could no longer be swayed by her. She was now essentially a mere Ethos target who happened to have Will Seeds.”
“So she was set up to be replaced,” Aya said. “And Yuuma offered everything they needed: she’s overcome by sin, wants to avoid being seen as weak, and is willing to risk war to assert her dominance. She’s also the leader of the Gouyoku Alliance, which, while not directly relevant to Gensokyo, is one of the three crime families which control the Animal Realm, which are in a fragile truce which could be easily broken by a plot such as the one Yuuma was cooking up. It might not even have been her plan, either, but instead she was sorta brainwashed into going through with it, especially if the force was specifically also trying to dispose of Seiga.”
“Yuuma takes orders from no one else,” Ran added, “so it would make sense for her shadow to, once she realized she was being controlled and had an excuse to leave, turn tail and return to her previous schemes which are entirely her own.”
“Intriguing,” I noted. “Of course, if all of this is true, then it means we aren’t simply dealing with people’s distorted desires: we’re dealing with someone or something which can think, and may actively be trying to kill us as well, since we’re a direct threat to their plans. So we’ll have to keep our wits about us for any signs of danger, in both the physical and cognitive worlds.”
“We’ve already taken down four fortresses, they’ll definitely make sure we can’t bring down a fifth,” Reimu said. “There’s even the possibility they might influence someone for the sole purpose of killing all of us, so we’ll have to be ready for that.”
“But we still don’t know who they could be,” Youmu said. “We’ve already established Yukari-sama and Nue as possible suspects due to their disappearances, but…”
“I don’t think it’s Yukari-sama,” Ran said, shaking her head. “Not because I’m trying to defend her or anything, but because no matter how seemingly nonsensical her schemes are, she would never, ever consciously put Gensokyo in danger of destruction, as Gensokyo is her brainchild, her baby.”
“And I’m rather suspicious that Nue could be causing it,” Byakuren added. “We previously discussed the various reasons she may or may not be involved, but I’ve generally known her to play pranks, not to have any interest in actively meddling with politics. Of course, it’s still entirely possible that they are involved in this incident to some capacity.”
“I try their names every so often in the key,” Marisa said. “No results, at least not so far. I’ll keep tryin’ them until they eventually do, since I can’t imagine Yukari is off this asshole’s radar due to her power and influence in Gensokyo.”
“So if not Yukari,” Miko pondered, “then who else in Gensokyo would fit the profile of an ideal target?”
We sat there, poaching in the steamy spa water, as we contemplated the answer to this question.
“...Remilia,” Reimu said.
“Remilia?” Ran asked.
“She’s one of Gensokyo’s most powerful figures, a close confidant of Yukari’s, caused the incident which was the first one that spell cards were used to resolve, and has enough things in her past, such as losing her parents and watching her sister mentally decline, to fit the bill. And if not Remilia herself, then any of her servants also living at the mansion, or even Flandre herself, could be a fortress ruler instead.”
“Indeed, Remilia would be a perfect target if the goal is to destabilize Gensokyo’s politics,” Youmu said. “A disruption at the mansion would be quick to spread through Gensokyo like wood rot tearing through a tree.”
“But Remilia seems rather haughty and charismatic,” I mentioned, “plus she’s somewhat aware of this incident, enough to know that everyone’s fates are headed for ruin, and she’s one of my confidants as well, helping me solve this incident. So if there’s a fortress at the mansion, it would most likely be controlled by one of the other residents, someone who has enough sway over Remilia to affect her decision making.”
“I actually checked all their names at some point, Remilia ain’t got nothin’,” Marisa said. “Same deal with Sakuya: no result. Sure, her past is mysterious, but she doesn’t really tick a lotta boxes otherwise. She’s just too flowery and charismatic, and I’ve met her recently and she doesn’t seem distorted. Meiling, the gardener, doesn’t interact with Remilia often enough that her being distorted would do much damage to the mansion. Again, no key result. Flan’s the most obvious target, considering her whole nature… and she actually did have a result, but she’s just a regular-ass Ethos target in a block we haven’t reached yet.”
Alice thought for a moment. “There’s also Patchouli.”
“Patche?” Marisa shook her head. ‘Checked her name too, nothin’.”
“Are you sure you really checked her name, though, Kinseiko?”
“Yeah, I-” Marisa then froze up and gave Alice an icy glare.
“You. Why did you call me that?” she hissed like a snake. ”You know I despise being called by that name, especially in public.”
“To make a point,” Alice said calmly. “Have you really become so wrapped up in the identity of the magician Marisa Kirisame that you cast aside your old one and completely forgot about the concept of magician’s names?”
The rest of us looked at Marisa. “Wait, so ‘Marisa’ isn’t your real name?” Nitori asked.
“Well, it’s… my… middle name, but that doesn’t really count as a ‘true’ name,” Marisa said, blushing and sinking into the water.
“Pardon me, but I’ve never heard about ‘magician’s names,” Byakuren said. “Of course, I come from a different school of magic, so perhaps it’s specific to Western witchcraft.”
“Western magic often involves making pacts and contracts with powerful spirits, fairies, and demons, and the concept of a true name holds a great deal of importance to all of those groups,” Alice explained. “Your brand of magic doesn’t require you to interact with any of those, which is why you can get away with using your real given name. But it is easy, when making these contracts or even just talking to them, for them to lie and manipulate you into giving them control of your real name. From there, they can steal your identity, force you into servitude, and even take your soul into purgatory. Which is why all magicians assume a ‘magician’s name’ for such purposes, and never reveal their real name to anyone they do not intensely trust. Patchouli trusts me deeply, but not so much that she would tell me her true name - the most she has ever revealed to me is that ‘Patchouli Knowledge’ is not her birth name, it was given to her by Remilia, who also gave Sakuya and Meiling their current names, which allows her to exert some control over them.”
“But, um, what about Remilia herself?” Youmu asked.
“Remilia is already a powerful vampire,” Alice explained, “so there’s no need for her to have a magician’s name - most fairies and spirits fear her enough that they wouldn’t dare to compromise her identity. But for a human magician, it is an absolute necessity - and since it isn’t their true name, they are able to defeat the means by which we discover people’s shadows in the cognitive world.”
“Hm… troublesome,” Reimu said. “Like those fairies and demons, we rely on knowing someone’s true name in order to target them. Giving out their true name in public exposes them to us, so we can change their hearts, manipulate their unconscious, or even kill them on the spot without them ever knowing who did it. We only need locations and keywords for fortresses, but we need names to target anyone.”
“We’ll have to investigate her and everyone else at the mansion so we can figure out what her true name is,” I said. “We’ve established that Flandre has a shadow, in a block we haven’t yet accessed. Bringing down Seiga’s fortress should have unlocked the next block of Ethos; if Flandre’s shadow is there, we might be able to press it for clues.”
Marisa lightly chuckled. “Ooh boy, you haven’t even met Flan yet, have ‘ya? She’s a total piece ‘o work, that’s why she lives in the basement. Equal parts cunning, intelligent, cruel, sadistic and batshit crazy, getting a straight answer from her’s gonna be pert' near impossible. I can’t even begin to imagine what her shadow’s like…”
“It’s worth trying,” I replied. “All good detectives explore all possible avenues, no matter how much of a longshot they might be.”
“True that,” Aya said. “Of course, it might also be worth asking Remilia herself. She’s Patchouli’s best friend, it’d make sense for her to know all of her most personal secrets.”
“Actually getting them from her might be difficult, though,” Reimu said. “Remilia won’t outright lie, but she loves to twist the truth so much as to provide no meaningful information, and I doubt she’d be willing to betray the trust of her best friend.”
“We have no other option,” I said, a bit forcefully. “We must get her name, that is the only way for us to tell if she has a fortress.”
“Just to make sure we’re not wasting resources,” Miko said, “I propose that only one or two people should investigate the matter while everyone else keeps watch for other potential targets. I’m loath to waste time and resources on what might ultimately turn out to be a fruitless endeavor.”
“I concur,” I replied. “We’d best split up, search for our own clues and leads, and reconvene every so often to share our findings. Also, on the next day that everyone is free, we should take time to explore Ethos, confront Flandre’s shadow if possible, and train and condition ourselves for more fights ahead.”
Nitori looked around. “Our forward group has grown to nine members. Coordinating our schedules is gonna be difficult. But, that’s what the chat is for. All of you should remember to check it often.”
“Will do,” Youmu said.
There was a pause, before Marisa leaned back. “Aaaanyway, enough business. Let’s just kick back, relax, and enjoy…” She trailed off, then looked toward the spa entrance. We turned to see what it was, and walking right toward us was a green-haired goddess with gravity-defying breasts.
“Phew,” Sanae sighed, hanging up her towel and dipping her toes into the water. “Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama have really been working me hard lately. But at least I get to take a break here!” He immersed herself, in full view of all of us, against a rock spire. She seemed so blissful and content, the way she slouched back against the rock and allowed the two, large, fleshy spheres float like buoys, so large that they slightly edged out the largest pair we had between us as a group, that being Byakuren’s.
As a man, I would have been captivated by the sight. Certainly if Ryuji were here, he’d be ogling them like an old, balding pervert. However, right now, I didn’t feel that way. Instead, I felt a flickering green flame of envy in my soul. Staring at them, they…
They kind of pissed me off.
A dark aura surrounded our group, as all of us except Mamiko and Byakuren shot Sanae disapproving glares - even Miko, respectful and classy as she was, couldn’t help but give her a flat stare.
Sanae looked up at us, then blushed and covered herself. “Ehehe, it’s embarrassing if you all stare at me like that.”
“Yeah. Sorry about that,” Reimu said.
I glanced over to the side, where Okina was covering her mouth and lightly chuckling while her two dancers soaked on either side of her. Seriously, I thought, that woman will find an excuse to eavesdrop on everything I do.
Outside the hot spring, with all of our clothes back on, we stretched out and cracked our stiff joints.
“Aaahhh, that’s more like it!” Aya said, spinning her arm around. “Nothing like a good hot spring to melt all your pain and aches away!”
“Finally admitting your age?” Reimu snarked.
“I… hmph,” Aya pouted. “Don’t get so cocky, you’ll be old and achy before you know it.”
“Been there, done that,” Byakuren said. “I was a shriveled old lady right before I became a youkai magician. I hold many regrets over doing that, but feeling old is one thing I don’t miss.”
“I would remark on that selfish desire,” Miko said, “but considering I did something very similar, I have no room to comment.”
Byakuren smiled. “Perhaps we’re more alike than we think.”
Aya flipped open her notebook. “Oh, shoot, I have a deadline tonight, and a few days worth of meetings after that. I don’t think I’ll be available for any in-person meetings before the 12th.”
“The 12th, then,” I said. “Is everyone else available on that day?”
Everyone shook their heads.
"Then, it's settled," I said.
“Sounds like a plan,” Marisa said.
“Me and Ran-sama will meet with Yuyuko-sama on the 9th to discuss Mamiko working for the Ministry. Can you, her and Alice make it to that meeting?”
“We would be honored,” Alice said.
“It would be irresponsible for me not to,” Mamiko said.
“Thank you,” Youmu bowed. “I will let her know as soon as I return.”
“I’ll go work on everyone’s weapons,” Nitori said.
“I must return home for the evening,” Miko said. “Promised the wife I wouldn’t be out for too long.”
“The others should be returning to the temple about now,” Byakuren said. “I also promised Kyouko that I would accompany her back from band practice.”
“I’m glad to hear you encourage her musical talents,” Miko smiled.
“I used to forbid them, and she would keep them a secret,” Byakuren replied. “Now she’s merely on a curfew. I must be a responsible mother to her-” She then blushed upon realizing what she just said, while the rest of us giggled and smiled. “...erm, Master.” She silently excused herself after that, followed by most of the others, leaving me with Ran, Reimu, Marisa, Alice and Mamiko.
“What about you?” Reimu asked Ran.
“Yukari-sama is still out,” Ran said, “although I have seen evidence that she is at least returning briefly every once and a while while me and Chen aren’t watching, perhaps to do the bare minimum of her Sage duty.” She yawned. “Would you mind if we stayed at the shrine tonight?”
“You know you’re welcome any time,” Reimu said.
“Well, I still feel the need to ask, given how you feel about the state of your ‘youkai shrine.’”
“Gotta go home and get some shut-eye, need to catch up on research and experiments,” Marisa said, before turning to Alice. “‘Ya free tomorrow? I found some dinosaur bones the other day and I was wonderin’ if you could help me with cleanin’ them off and casting them.”
“You’re buying my groceries,” Alice replied.
“Deal.” Marisa then faced me. “Gotta say, ‘Hatsuko,’ all things considered, ‘ya did pretty good tonight.”
“As I said before, I’m not an old pervert,” I said. “I’m the Charismatic Ace Detective, and I have great respect for myself and my colleagues.”
“Heh, that’s obvious,” Marisa smirked. “Guess it just adds to your manliness.” She then looked down at my chest. “And, um, ‘yer not bothered at all by…”
I shook my head. “I’m not so shallow as to pin my self-worth to what I look like. I would prefer to have others judge me by my personality and actions.”
“That’s a positive way of looking at it,” Reimu said. “And hey, at least you’re not totally lacking…”
I looked around at myself. “Well, true.”
At that moment, we could hear drunken gibberish emerging from the bar attached to the hot spring. We turned around and saw Suika, face flushed with red and staggering around in a stupor, before falling face-first into the ground, causing rocks and dirt to erupt from around her.
“Suika in her natural state, don’t mind her,” Reimu said, crossing her arms.
Suika looked up at us, grinning like a happy idiot. “Say, I was listenin’ on ‘yer conversation, ‘ol Hatsuko is concerned about her chest or somethin’?”
I shook my head. “Er, no, I said nothing of the sort-”
“Lemme fix that for ‘ye!” She held up her index finger, and almost immediately they started growing.
“Er… ah!” I looked down in shock and embarrassment, as I was helpless to stop the mountain-building event under my shirt. Marisa ran over and managed to subdue Suika, but not before my shirt bulged out a good 12 cm further than it had previously, threatening to make the buttons pop out.
I stood there, shaking in horror, as Reimu’s expression suddenly shifted from one of praise to one of unfiltered envy, while Ran, Alice and Mamiko all had funny looks on their faces.
“I…” A loud sigh was about all I could manage for now.
The next morning, I was right back at Alice’s house having the bras redone, this time with both Marisa and Reimu squatting on top of stools like old monks watching the procedure, leering at me with annoyed jealousy while Alice barely managed to suppress her enjoyment. I hoped that changing form a couple of times would make it go away, but it didn’t. So I would now have to put up with them, and the unwanted attention and back pain that came with them, at least any time I chose to take this form. I wondered if this was how Ann felt on a daily basis.
Notes:
I literally could not think of any better chapter name ideas than the obvious.
Chapter 83: Ideal and the Real
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Maruki
I arose early to the sounds of songbirds and the rays of dawn filtering through the windows. In the past, I would stay up late working on research, and needed lots of coffee to get going in the morning, especially when I was counseling at Shujin. Now, with little reason to stay up late, I simply went to bed when the sun went down, and woke up when it rose; now, rising at 6 AM counted as sleeping in.
The morning routine was settled by now: after rising, I would do some stretches, push-ups, sit-ups and pull-ups while waiting for breakfast to be served, which was previously done by Reimu herself but was now handled by Aunn. Around 6:30, Aunn came to me with breakfast, an assortment of fruit, fish, and grain, handmade with care and served with a tail-wagging smile. Just a couple of months ago, I would have considered being served breakfast by a lion-dog-girl, let alone everything else in Gensokyo, to be absurd, but I was surprised by how quickly I had adjusted to it. Free from the conformist, modern trappings of Outside, life for me now was much slower, free from pressure and stress.
…I still thought about her. Rumi, I mean. She was out there, somewhere. Living life as though the two of us had never met, as though she never had a family which she witnessed be brutally murdered. Maybe. I couldn’t know if my cognitive overlay on her, the spell, the curse I placed, managed to survive my world collapsing, my Persona being destroyed, my very presence and all evidence I had ever existed out there being purged. What if she was in a mental institution somewhere? What if all my efforts were for naught?
…I shook my head. Nothing I could do about it now. No more running away from my pain. It’s impossible now. Behind these bars, awaiting whatever fate Reimu had in store for me, for threatening the existence of the land, for my transgressions, for my cowardice.
I still wasn’t sure if I dreaded the day that judgment would come, or embraced it.
Reimu left early for a reason she did not specify. She often did this, as she naturally did not trust me, a prisoner, to know of her plans. I could tell, however, that she was rather surly about whatever she set out to do. With her absent from the shrine, it fell on Aunn and the fairies to supervise me and my chores, which they also assisted me with.
…or at least they were supposed to. Over to the side, I could see the fairies huddled around a crude drawing, laughing and giggling as they did so.
“Alright, girls, here’s the plan,” Sunny announced. “We’re gonna epicly prank the next hapless schmuck who walks down the road over there!” She pointed at the woods.
“Won’t Reimu-san get angry at us though?” Luna asked. “You know she doesn’t like it when we scare away people coming to pray and give donations.”
“Ah, who cares!” Sunny replied. “It’s not like she’s here to stop us!”
“You know I will tell her everything,” I told them.
“Yeah, but I bet she won’t believe a word you say,” Clownpiece smiled. “You’re the prisoner, after all.”
“Hah,” I sighed. I wasn’t going to talk them out of their plot. Better keep sweeping the shrine path, I suppose.
A group of people came up the shrine steps, from their appearances they were a family of four with a boy and a girl. They looked around, and saw me.
“Hey!” she called out. “Aren’t you Maruki-san?”
“Er, yes I am,” I said.
“Oh, how wonderful!” the mother said. “We’ve been meaning to come up here so that we could meet you!”
“The kids in the village talk about you all the time,” the father said. “They always go on about how charming you are, and how it’s a waste for the Shrine Maiden to keep you all locked up.”
I nodded. “I see.” I looked back at the shrine, then at them. “I suppose Reimu wouldn’t mind if I made you all some tea.”
“That would be wonderful,” the mother said.
We sat on the front steps of the shrine, sipping tea while I took questions from the family about my life Outside before coming here. Being under strict orders from Reimu, Akechi-kun and others not to divulge any details regarding the Metaverse, I always found myself dancing around people’s questions, particularly regarding how I got here in the first place, and why Reimu decided I was enough of a threat to imprison me. Thankfully, most people, including these wonderful folks, didn’t really care how I got here; they just wanted to make sure an Outsider was adjusting well to life here in Gensokyo. They left donations, but not for the shrine or the kami; instead, they were meant for me, or at least for making sure Reimu was able to buy food for me. I thanked them, gave them some good-luck trinkets, and sent them on their way. I smiled. They seemed like such a wonderful family. I hoped I could one day start my own.
Start my own…
Rumi…
…
*sniff*
I smelled coffee brewing.
I went around to the back, where I found Luna beside a brewing coffee siphon. She sat there, expectantly, waiting for the boiling water to filter through the coffee grounds, leeching the roasted, earthy flavor and caffeine and dripping down as a steaming, black-brown liquid. Once it was done, she took a shot glass and poured some of the coffee into it. She blew on it a couple of times to cool it, then took a sip, swishing it around in her mouth a couple times before swallowing.
“Hmm… the acidity is moderate, and a little bitter… There must be some Robusta mixed in here. I’ll have to talk to the Tengu about it.”
“Are you making coffee?” I asked.
“Oh.” She put the shot glass down. “It’s one of my passions. I’ve practiced brewing it over the years so I can have a good cup to go along with my reading.”
“I didn’t know you had coffee in Gensokyo,” I said. “I wouldn’t think it would be able to grow here.”
“We have a couple local varieties specially bred to withstand the cold winters,” she said, “but most of our supply comes from Yukari-sama delivering wholesale bags to merchants every once in a while.” She grabbed a mug and poured me out a cup. “Would you like some?”
“Um…. sure,” I said, taking the mug and sitting down on the ground. I blew on it a couple times to cool it down, then took a sip.
“...mmh. I must say this is an excellent cup of coffee. It sort of tastes like nuts and chocolate…”
Luna shook her head. “You must not have very high standards for coffee, then.”
“Admittedly, probably not,” I said. “I only ever had coffee as a means to get myself going in the morning, not to take time and enjoy it. So I didn’t care where I got it from, nor did I brew any at home.”
“Outsiders don’t know how to do anything, do they?” Luna asked. “That’s what it seems like, based on everything Goro was saying.”
“Who needs to learn to cook when you can just pick it up on the way to and from work?” I said. “Tokyo is so vast and full of people, you could get everything you would ever want without leaving the city. You all have to put a lot of work into everything, even basic everyday necessities, but at the same time you put care and attention into all that you do, too.”
Luna sipped her coffee. “I don’t know if I would ever want to go live in the city, even if I could. I hear stories about all the scary stuff that happens out there. All those wars, nasty politicians, people living on the street, I don’t wanna live with any of that. I just wanna stay here in Gensokyo, with everyone and everything I know. I know there’s scary monsters here, but…”
“Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t, I know how you feel,” I said. I heard rustling behind me, so I turned and saw the other three fairies plotting something, while Aunn was off to the side sweeping the steps.
“So, what’s the plan? Clownpiece asked excitedly.
“Luna’s over there bein’ useless,” Sunny said, “so we’ll have to go with plan B: Star will detect the next guest coming up, then I’ll make it so that they’re walkin’ around in circles when they think they’re going up to the donation box, and you will make ‘em go crazy when they’re doing that! It’ll be so funny to watch them just goin’ around acting like a rambling madman!”
“Ehehehe! I know, right?!” Clownpiece giggled.
Sapphire held her hand to her ear. “Oh! I sense someone coming up right now! I… I…” She began to tremble, then her face took on a look of sheer terror.
“What is it?” Sunny asked.
“I…I gotta get outta here!!” Star flew off into the trees. A moment later, Aunn glanced down the stairs, her tail puffed up, and she turned back into a stone statue on the spot. The other two fairies seemed to understand what this meant, because they escaped into the trees as well.
As for what was so frightening that they reacted that way? Apparently, a woman with shorter, lime-green hair and a parasol wearing a red checkered dress over a white shirt, strolling contently up the steps and toward the donation box
“Who is she?” I wondered.
“Dont, move,” Luna said, shrinking behind me. “Her vision is based on movement.”
“O…kay?” I watched her, unsure why everyone thought she was an absolutely terrifying monster, as she dropped coins in the box, made a prayer asking for good health for her flower fields, then turned around and started to leave. I noticed that she had put her parasol down, but forgot to pick it back up when she left. Unsure what to do, and wanting to be a gentleman, I walked over to get it for her, then said to her, “ma’am, you forgot your parasol.”
She turned around, looking at me with her innocent-looking red eyes. “Oh, thank you, young man.” She walked over to me, and I handed her her parasol. “Please excuse me, I must be getting forgetful in my age.”
“Your age?” I asked her. “You look and sound young, though.”
“Why thank you,” she smiled, with a polite sing-song voice which… reminded me of someone, somehow. She looked around. “Is Reimu not here?”
“She is not,” I replied. “I’m maintaining the shrine while she is away.”
“Oh… oh! Are you that man she is keeping prisoner?” she asked.
“Indeed,” I nodded. “My name is Takuto Maruki.”
“I am Yuuka Kazami, Maruki-san,” she bowed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“A pleasure to meet you as well,” I said.
She tilted her head and looked at me. “Hm. I don’t know how Reimu decided you were a threat to the Barrier. You seem like a normal, shaggy-haired Outside human to me.” She shrugged. “Oh, well, I won’t question her judgment. She is the Hakurei, she knows what’s best for Gensokyo. Certainly, so long as she can keep me and my flowers safe, I’ll be happy.”
“Are you a gardener?” I asked her.
She pointed to a large field to the south, which was visible from the Shrine. “That is the Garden of the Sun, which I maintain in its entirety. The sunflowers which grow there are so large and so healthy, all thanks to me and my magic and effort. I haul all the best soil and nutrients there myself, and use only the freshest, most pure water to make sure they are hydrated and healthy.”
“That sounds wonderful,” I said. “Do you sell any of them, by any chance?”
She opened her eyes and stared at me. “Oh? But that would be a waste of a flower, would it not? Flowers are living things with feelings too, you know. Cutting them and seeing them wilt while others look at them just breaks my heart. If people want to come see my flowers, they’re welcome anytime, but unfortunately I have this reputation as a heartless monster who violently murders anyone who comes onto my territory and uses their body and blood to fertilize my garden.” She said all this with a frank, matter-of-fact tone, without a hint of malice or menacing in her voice or on her face.
I hesitated to respond. “Er… I’m sorry to hear that.”
“I’m glad you understand, not everyone does.” She turned around and waved her arm. “Feel free to come by anytime to admire my flowers, assuming Reimu lets you of course.”
I waved back. “Well, you have a very good day, Kazami-san.”
Once she was out of sight, the fairies came out of hiding, with looks of amazement on their faces. “Wow, she didn’t tear you limb from limb??” Star asked.
“Just what kinda guy are ‘ya?!?” Clownpiece said in awe.
“Should I have been… afraid?” I asked. “She did seem a bit eccentric, but-”
“YOU’RE A COMPLETE BADASS!!” Sunny said. All the fairies then pounced on me, hugging me and saying my name while I struggled to get them off.
“So, Yuuka came by today?” Reimu asked.
“Yes,” I replied. It was dinner, and I was back behind bars eating my food. Suika was in the background playing Go with Aunn. “Is she as dangerous as they say?”
“She… has a reputation, let’s just say,” Reimu said. “I wouldn’t go anywhere near her territory if you value your life, not that I’ll let you, anyway.”
“What were you out doing, if I might ask?”
“Official Hakurei business, none of your concern,” Reimu replied. “I had to act as backup for Marisa, no thanks to a certain someone,” she said, shooting Suika a stink-eye.
“Hey, it’s a good look on her!” Suika insisted. “If ‘ya want, I can do it for yours, too!”
“I’ll pass,” Reimu said. “I have enough back pain already from dealing with youkai bullshit on a daily basis.”
I’m not even going to ask, I thought to myself.
Reimu took another bite of her food. “And I guess the fairies all think you’re a badass now for walking up to her and chatting with her with no fear.”
“She seemed rather affable, aside from one comment about using people’s bodies for fertilizer,” I said.
“She’s one of the most youkai-like youkai in existence,” Reimu told me. “Her morality is entirely centered around the health of flowers, especially her sunflowers. Some say she was born from a red sunflower which watched humans decimate the entire field of sunflowers around her. Others claim she hails from Makai and was created by Shinki. Whatever the case, she’s an old, powerful sunflower youkai who acts charming and polite, even when she’s threatening to violently murder you. Not only that, she’s a massive troll, and for some reason a crazy good ballet dancer, too.”
“Is that so?” I sipped my tea.
“Yeah.” Reimu took a sip. “Anyway, she comes up to my shrine sometimes and prays for good weather and a good growing season for her flowers. She’s got a kickass flower field over on that hill, I’ll give her that. But you so much as step on one of her flowers, and she’ll be there in like a split-second holding you up by the throat asking how quickly you want to die. She’s able to be civil with people, such as you, whenever you’re nowhere near her flowers. So, don’t question youkai logic, it’s a hopeless endeavor.”
I looked back at the Go game, where Aunn was getting frustrated with losing several rounds against Suika. “Why do you allow youkai into your shrine?” I asked. “I would imagine a shinto shrine to be the last place a youkai would want to be.”
Reimu sighed. “Because humans don’t trust me, but youkai do. I’ve even been told that I’m rather like a youkai myself, which I resent, because I’m a shrine maiden. My main job is keeping the peace and balance between humans and youkai, since there needs to be a balance for Gensokyo to exist, something humans in the village don’t get, which is why they don’t trust me.”
“And us oni really like ‘ya, ‘cause of how honest ‘ya are!” Suika said.
“Geh,” Reimu grunted. “And oni are the youkai I hate most, too. She’s right about me being honest, though: I’m bad at lying, but I’ll tell it like it is, whether anyone wants to hear it or not. Actually, oni and demons don’t get along well with each other despite the oni’s reputation, since oni despise lying whereas demons do almost nothing else.”
“Interesting,” I said, taking a sip. “What about the kami of the shrine?” I asked. “Who is it dedicated to?”
“I dunno,” Reimu shrugged. “Actually, no one knows, except for Yukari and maybe the other two sages. Some people joke that at this point, I’m my own shrine’s kami. I’ve said this before, but a long time ago, Yukari began putting together a plan to protect youkai and spirits from declining faith in the Outside world. She eventually brought together two other powerful people - Okina and Kasen - and all three each sought the aid of a dragon to help create the Hakurei Border. Nobody but the sages knows their identities or whose was whose, but we do know, from the one time they’ve shown themselves, that one is as black as night, one as red as blood, and the third as brilliant as gold. Furthermore, the gold one is an Eastern Dragon, the red one looks like a demonic snake, and the black one is said to resemble a Western dragon…” She trailed off in thought.
“Is something the matter?” I asked.
Reimu shook her head. “Oh, sorry, I just thought of something.”
We glanced at Suika, who stepped out for a minute to put away the game, and Reimu turned back to me. “So,” she said. “I’ve never asked you for details, but what, exactly, were you doing Outside which threatened the Barrier?”
I hesitated for a moment before answering. “As I said before, out there, I was a prolific cognitive psience researcher. I, along with Wakaba Isshiki and certain members of the Kirijo Group, were among the foremost researchers on the subject. At some point, Shido’s conspiracy became interested in that research and began demanding that we hand it over for their own ends, even ordering the assassination of Wakaba when she became uncooperative, then sending agents to berate her daughter Futaba for being a useless parasite who forced her mother to commit suicide.”
Reimu’s eyes widened. “I’m sorry, what??” She banged the floor with her hand. “Dammit, that Shido guy just gets even more evil the more I hear about him.”
“Yes, I thought he was an evil asshole, too,” I nodded. “He also had my professors under his control, and stole my research while pushing me aside. I took a temporary job as a counselor at Shujin Academy to pay the bills, which almost fell through before the Phantom Thieves targeted Kamoshida, made him confess his crimes, and the school became embroiled in a scandal, pushing them into offering me the job so that they could try and salvage their public image.”
“Sounds like a shitty school if those kiss-asses were protecting a sexual predator and then hired you to make themselves look good after he was caught,” Reimu said. “If Kamoshida were in Gensokyo, the villagers would probably have lynched him before I had a chance to get down there.”
“Indeed,” I said. “Again, I needed the money, but I had one other objective: to conduct research by interviewing the students, hearing their past and present traumas. That included the Phantom Thieves, who I happened to one day see exiting the Metaverse, which I later revealed to Ren. The school mandated counseling for anyone who directly interacted with him, Ren, Ryuji and Ann being among them. Ren didn’t trust me at first, but over time we built up a relationship, he came to me even after finishing all of his required visits, and he even joined me for occasions with my fellow colleagues a couple of times. His story was inspiring to me: he had every reason to run away, but refused to, even after having his life ruined by a false conviction, and after getting beat up by police interrogators and almost murdered by the conspiracy. I think I got more research material from him than everyone else combined. Once my term was over, I finished my paper arguing how one could find ways to mentally escape their hardships, and presented them to my old professor, who was under Shido’s thumb, just to spite him.”
Reimu finished her current cup of tea, then poured out another. “Running away from one’s problems… did that include you losing Rumi?”
“I…”
“Who was she?” Reimu asked. “You were screaming at the end about some tragedy happening to her, but she isn’t dead. What happened?”
I looked down. “We were high school sweethearts, and set to be married, before she watched her family be brutally murdered, causing her to slip off the deep end into insanity, anxiety and depression. Nothing the doctors tried would bring her back. And… it happened one day when I visited her, I gained the power to influence cognition. I didn’t know it at the time, but that was my Persona partially awakening, influenced by my desire to help others heal. I used it on her to make her forget about her family, and also about me, so that she could at least go out and live a normal, sane life. A while later, I did the same thing to Sumire, who was wracked with guilt over indirectly causing her sister Kasumi to die when she attempted suicide; Sumire, you see, has a severe inferiority complex and untreated depression compared to her sister, who was a wunderkind athlete taking the world by storm, although to be sure Sumire had considerable skill too, not to mention she was very knowledgeable about nutrition and one of the best cooks I’ve ever met.”
“”Hmm…” Reimu thought.
“She visited me one day, and I chose to use my power to make her think she was Kasumi. To be sure, it was never intended to be permanent, as I knew it would eventually wear off; I just needed to do something to prevent her from committing suicide until I could solicit help from more qualified professionals. It was during that time that she and Ren fortuitously met and started dating. Ren is such a good man, she couldn’t have found anyone better in my opinion, and he eventually managed to help her through her grief, after the overlay wore off, and become a functional person. She still became Kasumi in a way, however, by vowing to keep the memory of her sister in her heart, and take the world by storm in her stead.”
“Not knowing that her sister now ferries souls across the Sanzu while her useless aunt sleeps under the tree,” Reimu snarked. “The same thing will happen to Sumire when she passes, she’s part Shinigami and will be given a scythe and put on a route somewhere. Actually, that might be why they’re gifted gymnasts: Shinigami these days have to have crazy good reflexes and a natural talent for fighting hermits and celestials to reap their souls, in order to help out the Kishin Chiefs. In other words, she’s a born assassin.”
“I… see,” I said.
“So… how did you end up ruling that place?” Reimu asked.
“The day I presented my paper, the God of Control merged the realities before being defeated, causing my Persona to fully awaken and absorb both Yaldabaoth’s twisted ideologies and my own grief and sorrow. So, I became the new God of Control, and turned into the gentle madman granting everyone’s wishes which you first met me as.”
Reimu paused for a moment, then looked down. “I see. At the time, when I saw you forcefully imposing your ideal onto Sumire, I thought you were molesting her or something, and that’s why I tried to kill you. But… now that I know the context, I realized she was the one who wanted it, and I finished off the actual culprit, her own corrupted Persona.” She shook her head again. “No matter. In the end, you almost destroyed Gensokyo, which I can’t overlook or let you forget. Once Yukari actually gets off her ass, the Sages will be here to hand down their judgment.”
“But why did you try to kill me before, if you need the Sages to make a decision?”
“I said it doesn’t matter!” she shouted, before collecting all the dishes and heading into the back.
A while later, after Reimu had retired, I was deep in a book, under the light which had been put into my cell, when I heard someone come in.
“Hello?” I asked.
“‘Ya free?” came Suika’s voice. She came over to me, sat down and offered me a drink. “How ‘ya doin’?”
“Er, fine, I guess,” I said. I took a sip. It was sake. It was… okay, I suppose. “But why are you here?”
“Eh, ‘cause I feel like it,” she said. “An old oni like me doesn’t need an excuse for this sorta thing.” She took a swig from her bottle. “I’m just makin’ sure you’re bein’ treated okay, is all.”
“But, er, I almost destroyed Gensokyo,” I said. “Why would someone like you…”
“I was listenin’ in on your chat, and the other’s chats, but don’t tell ‘em I was doin’ that,” she said. “Nothin’ gets past ol’ Shuten here, hehehe.” She took another swig. “Still, it was a little hard to follow. Somethin’ ‘bout a ‘cognitive world’ and a ‘God of Control’ and ‘Phantom Thieves and Day Breakers,’ sounds like some pretty complicated stuff, and I’ve seen my fair share of weird shit in my lifetime. But basically, you were grief-stricken over losin’ your girlfriend, you gained the power to grant people’s wishes, and you wanted to deliver? Totally get that. If I were in your happy world, I’d still be on top of Mt. Ooe with my gang, me, Kasen, Yuugi, and… well, Kane.”
“Kane?” I asked.
“Kane-Ki,” she said. “The only guy in our group, he had a body made outta metal and the ability to control metals. He… didn’t make it out during the raid, insisted on stayin’ behind and fightin’ the human mob to the bitter end.”
“I see… so even powerful oni can have regrets and wishes,” I mused.
“Eh, we might be man-eatin’ monsters, but we got families, hopes and dreams the same as everyone else,” she said. “Yukari understood that, that’s why I swore my loyalty to her.” She took another swig. “But, that doesn’t matter now. The fact is, you’re no longer a threat to Gensokyo, no need to treat ‘ya like you still are. And you didn’t mean to threaten Gensokyo; there’s a billion things out there every day which threaten the Barrier, some of them caused by humans. No need to treat ‘ya any differently, as far as I’m concerned.”
“If you say so,” I said. I slumped. “Well, in any case, there’s nothing I can do now, other than think about Rumi, how my world couldn’t be made true, wait for the Sage’s judgment…”
“Oh?” Suika asked.
“The Sage’s judgment,” I said again. “Reimu told me my crime was so severe, my punishment needed to be handed down by them.”
“...I’ve never heard of such a policy,” Suika said.
“...what do you mean?” I asked.
“I said, I’ve never heard of such a policy,” Suika replied. “And believe me, I’d know if it were added, because someone would tell me. You see, the Hakurei is obliged to protect Gensokyo from all threats, and to do that she needs a good degree of autonomy. That means Reimu has the authority to summarily execute existential threats to the Barrier on the spot. No spell cards, no diplomacy, you’re dead, just like that. Whatever happened that night, she coulda killed you right there, and let the Yama do the rest.” She reclined back. “Nah, in reality she’s keepin’ you locked up for her own reasons. What those reasons are, I dunno. But I will tell you one thing: Reimu only lies to two people. The first person she lies to is you… and then only sometimes. The other person she lies to is herself, pretty much all the time. Can’t be seen bein’ weak in a land full of vicious youkai, ‘ya know? So she portrays a tough-guy image, no matter how much she has to repress her emotions to do so.” She finished her drink. “But, ‘ya know, lately she’s been opening up more and more, probably because of her interactions with Goro. Showin’ a smug, competitive side she didn’t have before, actually trainin’ because she sees a real rival in him whom she absolutely cannot lose to, not afraid to come to people to spill her heart out…”
She leaned in closer to me with a toothy smirk, and whispered, “I heard she’s been goin’ to Eientei to have her scars treated, when she didn’t care ‘bout them before. I’ve also seen ‘er in the village shoppin’ for clothes. Now, why would she do all this, unless she was tryin’ to impress someone? Tryin’ to… you know… sweep a guy off his feet? One thing’s for sure, her words don’t match her actions. She’s lyin’... and Reimu sucks at lyin’.” She backed off and shrugged. “But, eh, what do I know? I’m just a drunk oni speculatin’ over here.” She took my drink, got up and headed for the door. “Keep this between the two of us, ‘kay? Wouldn’t want Reimu stormin’ up to Heaven and drownin’ me in lasers and ofuda lookin’ for answers on who spilled the beans.”
The door opened, then shut.
I cut the light and lay down on my bed. I thought about Suika’s words. Why did she tell me all of that? What was her reason for telling me all of that? What was she getting at, what was she trying to tell me about Reimu? If it was true, then why was Reimu keeping me here, if not because the Sages actually needed to judge me for my actions?
My thoughts turned to Reimu herself, my gaoler. A young woman conditioned to never show fear, to never back down, to never yield until she won. A mystical, almost hermit-like person who lived at this shrine, praying and training, whose shrine never got enough donations to keep it up yet had youkai come all the time for drinking parties. Such a thought would horrify any other miko, but not her. In fact, I could tell she welcomed all the company she could get, no matter how much she refused to show it. She was extremely blunt and honest, and never hesitated to say whatever was mind, not caring if it offended the other person, yet at the same time she was not honest with herself, if Suika was to be believed.
If Suika was right, if Reimu was keeping me for her own reasons, and the whole thing about receiving judgment from the Sages was a farce, then why? She almost killed me once, and seemed poised to do so again after cornering me when my Palace was collapsing. Was there something about my rage to the heavens, when I was in the deepest trough of despair, regret and denial, which convinced her to instead spare me and hold me somewhere she could monitor me? Did I come to Gensokyo because she held my hand, or did she somehow know I would come here anyway, a land where things forgotten live freely? Was I being held here as punishment, or for my own protection? Or perhaps…
They say that both love and hate are cut from the same emotional cloth. Rumi was a tender, romantic empath, which showed most when we would sit out in the flower field together, telling gentle stories to each other, and enjoying each other’s company. Reimu was far more stubborn and forceful, but had moments where she revealed her weakness and loneliness. To show any of that to me, a prisoner who almost destroyed her home, seemed nonsensical. Perhaps she was just looking for someone who wouldn’t judge her too much to spill her thoughts and feelings onto. Sort of like Ren, who trusted me to know his repressed thoughts and feelings on his false charge and probation. Or perhaps she saw someone who had also experienced a tragic loss to share her feelings with…
Whatever the case, I wasn’t sure what to think of someone who nearly took my life twice. She scared me, but at the same time intrigued me, and the more she spoke with me the more I realized that she was trained to kill offenders, no matter how she felt at that moment. She told me the Spell Card system was created by her and her mother so that people wouldn’t have to kill in order to resolve all but the most dire of disputes and incidents. Which side of her was real? Perhaps the answer would become clearer the longer my confinement lasted.
Chapter 84: The Scorned, Greedy Beast
Chapter Text
4/9
Goro
There was a light drizzle outside when I woke up, which gradually cleared out and gave way to a solid, tile-blue sky by the time I finished up working for Masato for the day. Yesterday had been… interesting, to say the least. I came home with a large bag of women’s clothes and a tired look on my face; I dodged all of Masato’s questions, put everything upstairs, then promptly changed into casual clothes, helped him out with the store, and broke into my sake supply once I was done. Today, hopefully, I could leave all that behind and simply get to business.
And there was much to get done.
A message went off on my communicator, indicating that everyone was waiting for me near the village gate. I put on my detective clothes and met Mamiko, Youmu, and Alice, the latter of whom was unusually dressed in a formal Japanese-style dress, and by the look on her face had cast aside the pervy tailor persona for a more professional, solemn demeanor.
“Where is Ran?” I asked.
“She’s already with Yuyuko-sama,” Youmu replied. “Eiki-sama is there, too.”
“Eiki too, huh?”
“Ran-sama and Aya already told her about the plan, and she checked with the higher-ups to make sure it was okay,” Youmu replied.
“Splendid,” I said, tipping my hat. “Then let’s get to work.”
A while later, we were received in the Netherworld by Yuyuko, Ran and Eiki, who were seated around a large table with tea and snacks, with several documents spread out between them. We took our seats opposite them, with Mamiko facing her future employers directly.
“”Thank you for coming,” Yuyuko said. “As you can see, we also have the Yama with us today.”
“Surprising to see you away from Higan,” Alice said.
“And surprising to see you wearing Japanese clothes,” Eiki replied, looking through papers. “So… Mamiko Shinshou. A former shadow of the Goldy General Vajra from the Sea of Souls, possessing a doll in our world, and who apparently has a Persona of your own now.”
“That is correct,” Mamiko replied, “although I am my own person now.”
Eiki smirked. “Heh. Well, I should have that. Anyway, I heard from your group that you were looking for her to spy on the Animal Realm for us. It just so happens we had two positions open up there recently.”
“Do tell,” I asked.
“We, of course, heard about Yuuma’s little plan to feed a hermit to her troops to facilitate a takeover of the Realm and subsequent invasion of Hell and Gensokyo, and are aware of her recent visits to the Hell of Blood Pools. Such transgressions directly imperil the integrity of the cycle of souls, not to mention the lives of countless millions of mortals. So, at an emergency meeting between me, some other yamas, bureaucrats of Hell including Zanmu Nippaku, and Hecatia herself, it was agreed to allocate funds for one volunteer and one conscripted agent to operate within the Animal Realm as our eyes and ears. Our volunteer position shall be offered to Mamiko.”
“What will this work entail?” Mamiko asked.
“You will be the face of the Ministry of Right and Wrong in the Animal Realm, a peacekeeper of sorts. Your presence will deter the various residents of the Animal Realm from doing anything at all which may endanger the rest of Hell and beyond. You will be given housing, benefits and a living stipend. Furthermore, as you are actively involved in solving an incident involving the cognitive world, you shall be allowed to return to Gensokyo as needed, using a special transit amulet which we shall grant you, until such time that the incident is resolved.”
“Will that also allow her to visit me?” Alice asked.
“Yes,” Eiki nodded, “as you too are also involved in this incident.”
“You mentioned you are also opening up a conscripted position,” Ran asked. “Who do you intend to fill the position?”
“That position was created specifically for Seiga Kaku,” Eiki replied.
?!
“Huh… what???” Yuyuko said in shock.
“She recently turned herself in,” Eiki said.
“Yes, but… hermits like her-”
“We have chosen to make an exception in this case, due to the nature of her change of heart,” Eiki said. “She will be given the opportunity to work off her negative karma while still alive in order to avoid the worst punishments of Hell. Her unique aptitude for combat and cunning makes her an ideal choice for this position. She will be spearheading the undercover arm of our operation, using her hermit arts to transform into various animals to spy on the crime family bosses and other Animal Realm residents, never appearing in her true form while on duty. Unlike Mamiko, she will be operating entirely under our auspices with strict rules as to what she can and cannot do. Considering the alternative, it is no surprise that she readily accepted our terms.” She put her paper down, turned to me, and smiled. “Your efforts never cease to impress me, Akechi-san. Many others in the Ministry feel the same way.”
“I appreciate the compliment,” I said.
Eiki stood up. “Now then, tomorrow, I will have Komachi orient both Mamiko and Seiga in their new roles. You are not required to come, Akechi-san, but I expect you will want to; if so, meet us at the Sanzu River at 9 A.M. I have already gone ahead and obtained permissions for you to travel down there as needed from here on.”
“I will meet you there then,” I said.
“Question,” Yuyuko asked. “Will Toutetsu herself be punished in any way?”
“At this point in time, no,” Eiki replied, “as she has so far not committed any wrongdoing outside the confines of the Animal Realm. We will be conducting a full audit of Ministry officials believed to be in contact with her, however, in order to root out corruption in our ranks, which was brought to our attention by the Tengu. Besides, she’s doing us a favor by also keeping a particularly reprehensible sinner as a slave, who even the demons wanted nothing to do with.”
“Based on the clues I’ve gathered, I’m assuming their identity to be Suguru Kamoshida,” I said. “The former gym teacher and volleyball coach at Shujin Academy who abused his students.”
“According to the yama who passed his judgment, she marked him guilty before he was even fully across the Sanzu, due to his foul aura,” Eiki said. “The other two crime bosses have asked for their own equally terrible sinners as slaves; there is one soul which we shall send to Yachie next. You probably know about him, ace detective Akechi: the corrupt politician who attempted to subject Japan to his tyrannical rule, no matter how many people he had to kill on his way.”
My eyes widened. “You don’t mean…”
“Masayoshi Shido,” she finished for me. “After he was sentenced to a human prison, he was cornered by a former Yakuza who was imprisoned because of his treachery, had a broken bottle shoved into his throat, and died from the ensuing blood loss.”
Unbelievable. My bastard father, who I had tried so hard to get close to in order to ruin him, to get revenge on him for cursing my entire life and existence, had met his end without my knowledge.
…hmph, serves him right. It was only appropriate that he perished as a result of his chronic backstabbing, by the hand of a lowly Yakuza grunt whose name and face he had undoubtedly forgotten. And now, under Yachie’s thumb, he would know what it was like to be ridden hard and put away wet, just like everyone else he crushed underfoot on his road to power.
“...I see,” I nodded. “Well, I suppose he had it coming.”
“Damn straight,” Eiki said.
After the meeting was adjourned, Eiki took me aside for a moment, out of earshot of everyone else, so she could speak with me privately.
“Thank you again for bringing Seiga around,” she said to me. “And, for potentially stopping a catastrophic war before it could start.”
“This is only part of our greater investigation into Ethos,” I replied. “We can’t relax until that mystery has been solved.”
Eiki chuckled. “At least you’re humble about it. Most people would make this a great point of pride.” She looked down. “Your sentence is shrinking by the day. This act, which undoubtedly saved thousands of lives, will spare you from the worst of our tortures; certainly the demons who were looking forward to punishing you are now severely disappointed.”
“It’s still a bit strange to be discussing my own fate and mortality so frankly,” I said.
She looked back up. “However… As long as you avoid taking responsibility for your actions, no yama can send your soul anywhere except Hell in good faith. Your group caused Seiga to confront her own sins, before she was perhaps ready for it, and come to the Ministry on her own to accept responsibility for them. You must do the same…” She smiled. “Not turn yourself into the Ministry, of course, but you must eventually come clean to your friends about your violent past as Black Mask. And I should warn you: the longer you go without doing so, the more likely it becomes that outside events and forces will leave you no other choice.”
…
“I’m not forcing you to do anything right now,” she said. “Just some food for thought.” She walked away toward the field of spider lilies.
Taking responsibility… What would happen when I…
I awoke. The color blue filled my vision. I knew what this meant.
I rose up from the floor, and saw all three of them: Rika, Lavenza and Igor, looking at me expectantly.
“Seems your past is catching up to you quicker than you’d probably like,” Rika said, with arms crossed. “But, eh, that’s what happens when someone goads you into unleashing your rage on the world with no accountability whatsoever.”
“You mean the God of Control who took advantage of my grief and sorrow to twist me into Black Mask,” I said.
“We expect our guests to take responsibility for their actions,” Igor said. “The power of Persona is so great, that it can easily be used for good and evil, a coin whose sides you have shown.”
“Seiga Kaku,” Lavenza said. “A ‘wicked hermit’ who conducted unethical magical experiments and manipulated others to her own ends, in order to escape her tortured past, and to avoid becoming a victim again. Yuuma Toutetsu, a lady overcome by pride and avarice who will also do anything to avoid being seen as weak.”
“See a common thread yet?” Rika asked.
I nodded. “Yes. Both of them, our previous targets… me… When one falls on hard times, when one feels lonely, when one feels wronged, it is easy to give into fear, greed and rage, and become so consumed by it that you feel you must keep going, that there is no escape.”
Rika clicked her teeth. “Hit the nail right on the head there.”
“You have inspired Seiga to take responsibility for her actions, to repent, and to work off her sins,” Lavenza noted. “When it seemed fully justified to take her life and allow her to suffer in Hell, you chose instead to show her the light and inspire her to traverse the hard road to redemption. By confronting Yuuma, you averted a calamitous war and spared the lives of thousands, many innocent, others not so much. You must now take ownership of all of these actions, and follow up accordingly.”
“We will continue to watch over your journey and offer our assistance, but I will remind you: only you can create your own path.” Igor chuckled.
Rika looked over at me. “So… got that Anubis with Tetrakarn yet?”
“As a matter of fact, I do.” I presented her the card with Anubis on it, and demonstrated that it knew Tetrakarn.
Rika grinned. “Good, good. Well, as promised, your next task before your next reward. I wanna see Genbu with Ice Boost. That one might be a little difficult, but I know you can do it.”
I bowed. “Thank you.” I turned toward the door, and exited the Velvet Room.
4/10
I met Mamiko at Alice’s house in order to guide her to Higan, and left there with both of us flanked by an honor guard of shadow-possessed dolls. We traveled down the path to the Sanzu River, past the stalls manned by condemned souls working off their debts, soon arriving at the shore. There, Kasumi was reviewing her daily ledger, with the names of souls to be guided to the other side.
“Good morning,” I greeted.
She put the ledger away. “Oh, good morning! How are you today?”
“I’m doing alright,” I replied. “I’m guiding this one to her first day of work.”
Mamiko stepped forward and bowed. “Good morning, Yoshizawa-sama. My name is Mamiko Shinshou.”
“Oh- good morning, Shinshou-san,” Kasumi replied. “I… I don’t like being called ‘sama,’ it makes me feel like an old auntie.”
“Ah, you don’t know bein’ an auntie!” came Komachi’s voice, before she walked over to us, stretching her arms and spinning her scythe around. “Besides, I’m your actual aunt!”
“Yeah,” Kasumi said flatly. “I already knew that.”
“Good morning, Onozuka-sama,” Mamiko said.
“Er… yeah, good morning,” Komachi replied, getting huffy all of a sudden while Kasumi chuckled. “Anyway, I gotta take ‘ya to your first day of work, and I guess Goro and those dolls are going with?”
“Exactly,” I replied. “Per Alice’s request.”
“I get it, I get it,” Komachi nodded. She turned to Kasumi. “How are you feeling today, by the way?”
“Fine, I guess,” Kasumi replied. “Only one soul for today, but I feel like I’ve been getting exhausted and achey recently, even though I haven’t been working out as much as I used to…”
Komachi glanced down at Kasumi, then smiled. “Oh, you know what? You’re sixteen, right? Yeah, you’re definitely startin’ to pack on that good ‘ol Onozuka chest, aren’t ‘ya? ‘Cause I was about your age when I got mine.”
Kasumi blushed up. “K-Komachi-oba! N-not in front of him!” I gave her an understanding look, being in the unique position of being a man who understood how she felt.
“Eh, ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of!” Komachi winked. “Besides, it’s not like they’ll slow you down any. You wanna know why you were such an accomplished gymnast?”
“Er, why?” Kasumi asked, confused.
“It’s because you were born with shinigami strength and reflexes, dummy!” Komachi replied. “We might all just seem like unassuming ferrymen, but deep down we’re born to do battle with the likes of crafty hermits and uber-powerful celestials! I’ve never competed in a gymnastics tournament, but I’ve pole-vaulted to get away from earthquakes, did backflips to dodge sword slashes and jiang-shi bites, and walked across thin vines between keystones thousands of meters in the air! In other words, you were born to rip, born to tear, born to take those sucker’s souls straight down to Hell!”
“You seem rather enthusiastic about fighting,” I remarked, “even though you sleep under a tree all day otherwise.”
“Oh, make no mistake, pretty boy,” Komachi said, wagging her finger. “You get me going, I’ll give you a show you’ll never forget!” She adjusted her back. “Buuuuut anyway, gotta get you guys over to the Animal Realm. Bit of a hike, so make sure you’re hydrated.”
“Will do,” I nodded. We lifted up and started flying across, leaving behind Kasumi who was still unsure what to think of her strange, eccentric aunt.
At the gates, we met Kutaka, who was leaning against the gate to Hell chewing one end of a piece of straw when we came by, again getting rather miffed once I came into her field of view.
“Oh, good morning, Komachi,” she said.
“Boy, aren’t you a grouch today,” Komachi said. “What happened, wake up on the wrong side of the coop?”
“I mean, I was having a much better day before THAT booze-busting joker behind you showed up,” she barked out.
Komachi looked back at me. “Oh, right, that gambling den bust.” She giggled. “You know, some people are still out for your blood because of that.”
“I was there for information, and I got it,” I said.
“Well then,” Kutaka said, floating up and summoning a magic circle. “Let’s see what ‘ya got now-”
“Please wait,” Komachi said. “We’re going to the Animal Realm on business, I don’t have time to watch a spell card fight.
Kutaka paused, then dismissed the circle. “Feh. Fine. But know this, Akechi-san: one of these days, I will break you.”
“I accept your challenge,” I replied, tipping my hat. “Now, if you’ll excuse us…”
For the second time in a handful of days, I was venturing through Hell. The dark angels were absent, replaced by what appeared to be Hell Knights slamming sinners against spiked walls over and over, and we sped over a river of lava on our way toward the Animal Realm, again passing by the skyline of Dis, the capital of Hell. It took a while, but we eventually reached the Realm’s gates, at which stood a most interesting individual: spork in hand, with a sharp-toothed grin, it was Yuuma, seemingly expecting us.
“Welcome to the Animal Realm!” she declared. “What brings y’all here today?”
“Official business,” Komachi said. “I’m surprised you even knew we were coming.”
“Who says I did?” she replied, before a smoke cloud suddenly burst from her position, revealing she was actually Seiga in disguise. “Hmhmhmhm, did I fool you all?”
Komachi cracked her neck. “Hah… first day on the job and you’re already trolling me? Yeah, we might not have been able to reap you, but don’t think that means you’re off the hook. You’ve still got a rap sheet the whole length from here to Ulaanbaatar.”
“Oh, I’ve been there several times in the past, truly a dreadful place,” Seiga replied. She looked over to me. “Well, if it isn’t the famed ace detective, Goro Akechi. Surprising that you would come all the way down to this place.”
“I’m acting as Mamiko’s escort,” I said, “and I also have some business of my own to take care of down here.”
“Is that so?” she smiled. “Are you sure you two aren’t ‘going out’ together?”
“Oh, now you’re really pushing it,” Komachi said. “By the way, where’d you put that jiang-shi?”
“I left her in the care of the folks at the Myouren Temple, as previously agreed upon,” Seiga said. “She seems to have started growing beyond her jiang-shi limitations anyway, so I’m sure she’ll prosper there.”
Komachi gazed at the sky. “Sheeeesh, all this weird stuff happening lately. Seiga becoming humble-ish, bars blowing up, the Tengu abolishing their caste system, and most of all the Day Breakers… I wonder if it’s an incident.”
“If you have enough time to sleep on the job, then perhaps you have enough time to go investigate it,” I suggested. Seiga chuckled lightly as Komachi’s irritation with the situation grew.
My involvement with the orientation was brief: essentially just making sure that Mamiko’s communicator worked down there, ensuring that she would be able to come to group meetings as needed, and finalizing my own permissions to come and go as needed. We figured that, with Seiga working full-time, that Mamiko stepping away from her role for brief periods wouldn’t cause too much disruption. Once that was done, I decided to leave, with the guard of dolls staying with Mamiko for a while longer to make sure she was okay on her own before returning to Alice’s. Navigating the Animal Realm’s streets back to the exit, I felt like a film noir protagonist wandering down the trash-littered alleyways of Depression-era New York, while others, who were all animals of varying degrees of anthropomorphism, gawked at me, wondering what a human was doing here, but still kept their distance as if they instinctively knew I wasn’t one to be trifled with.
“Yo,” came a voice.
I turned around, and saw Yuuma, leaning against a dumpster with her arms crossed. “Didn’t expect to see ‘ya on my turf, slippery little bastard.”
“I could say the same of you,” I replied.
“Oh, now you’re just bein’ nasty,” she said. “Gotta admit, that was a pretty ballsy stunt those Day Breakers pulled the other day, hackin’ by blimp and all the TV screens. But what happened in the end? Nothin’. Those pansies probably freaked out when they realized who they were dealin’ with.” She held out her arms. “Kehehehe, scratch another one for the great Yuuma Toutetsu.”
“How can you be so sure?” I asked. “What if what they were after was something you probably didn’t even realize you had?”
“Trust me, I’m aware of everything that goes on in my territory, pretty boy,” she said. “I ain’t seen nothin' happen here since then, not even my rivals making any moves.” She cracked her knuckles. “But, eh, I realized my plot to kidnap a hermit was probably shit. Not only could she slip outta my grasp like an oiled-up slug, but she prolly knows a way around my ability to absorb anything, and that goes true for any hermit. So I completely trashed that plan and went back to the drawin’ board.”
“Okay then, what’s your plan now?” I asked suspiciously.
“No idea,” Yuuma shrugged. “Can’t make this kinda stuff up on the fly, ‘ya know?”
“I suppose,” I said. “Of course, I know quite a few people who make up their plans on the fly.”
“That’s more of a Saki thing, in my opinion,” Yuuma said. “Stupid horse gets a random idea in ‘er head and just goes straight for it, no thinkin’ whatsoever. Then of course there’s Yachie, who insists on scheming everything she does, even going to the toilet. I’m not like either of ‘em, I’m pragmatic. I get all my shit done on my own, without relying on lackeys to carry out my orders, and all my proud, flyin’ boys and girls follow my example.”
“I see,” I said. “Certainly there are quite a few politicians who could learn a thing or two from you.”
“You mean human politicians?” She let out a big-belly laugh. “Those stupid baboons can’t get anything done, because they insist on workin’ together even though all of ‘em are just in it for their own gain. I don’t hide the fact that I’m the biggest, baddest greedy bitch in the Animal Realm, and I’m all the more successful for it. My gang only wants strong people who can think and act for themselves, and aren’t afraid to crush spineless yes-men and people who want security instead of freedom underfoot.”
“So you believe in a society where everyone is an Übermensch,” I said. “Not total control over the populace for your own personal benefit. But wouldn’t you agree that having that total control over the populace is just the sweetest thing ever? Because that’s what it sounded like you wanted before. So, which is it?”
“Er… um, well, I mean-”
“If you’re going to be evil, you might as well fight for a cause you fully believe in and will die for, otherwise you won’t fight hard enough, because you couldn’t care less, and someone will eventually beat you, or perhaps kill you. You can’t run forever, your opponents are strong, crafty bastards who will eventually learn your weaknesses, no matter what it takes.”
Yuuma stood there for a second, expressionless, before smiling and laughing. “Hehehe, you sound like you’ve got some experience bein’ evil yourself.”
“One could look at it that way,” I said.
“You shoulda just said you were a scumbag from the start!” she said. “Tell ‘ya what, I’ll let you into my circle in exchange for some favors. I don’t usually make deals like this, but I’ve been lookin’ for a surface agent for a while now.” She spit on her hand and held it out. “Whaddya say?”
I thought about her offer. Certainly, Yuuma was scum, and rather proud of it. I also didn’t know if she would try to use me, or how my affiliation with her would go down with the Ministry, since EIki indicated she would be purging corrupt officials. On the other hand, it would allow me to monitor her and her cronies more closely, ensure she couldn’t threaten war with Hell or the surface, and perhaps also complete her change of heart. Already, she was giving hints that she wasn’t as completely evil as she gloated about being. In addition, having some more insight on the Animal Realm, from someone who had lived here her whole life, would prove more than valuable, given that I was barely familiar with the place to begin with.
So, I took her spit-covered hand and shook it. “Very well. I accept.”
“Kehehehehe… welcome to the family, Akechi-san.”
I am thou, thou art I. Thou hast acquired a new vow.
It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity.
With the birth of the Hunger Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power…
Chapter 85: Into the Wild
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
4/11
Goro
turbogranny: Crow, would you have time to come to the temple today?
pancakeman: Certainly. What for?
turbogranny: No particular reason, everyone just wants to see you today, if you don’t mind.
pancakeman: Allow me to finish my work for the day, then I will come over.
turbogranny: Thank you.
I traveled up to the temple, which seemed tranquil, with no human worshippers, and only Kyouko out front, wagging her tail in step with her broom sweeps while singing a somber song in English:
“...are you, are you, coming to the tree? Where they strung up a man, they say who murdered three. Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be, if we met, at mid, night at the hanging tree. Are you, are you, coming to the tree? Where a dead man called out, for his love to flee. Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be, if we met, at mid, night at the hanging tree…”
I approached her quietly. “Down day, I assume?”
Kyouko looked over at me. “Oh, not really, it’s just that a lot of stuff has been happening lately. Nonstop band practice sessions, sister Hijiri disappearing for long periods of time, then coming home covered in scratches and bruises, all this stuff about Day Breakers like that stunt at our concert a little over a month back, and then the wicked hermit came by, dumped her zombie onto us, and left…” She sighed. “It’s just been a lot. I think I know now what sister Hijiri meant when she told me that too much band practice was bad for me. I need a lot of coffee now, when I used to just jump straight out of bed, ready to face the day.”
“Ah, don’t be such a stick in the mud!” came Minamitsu’s voice. She came out the door with a pale-skinned girl wearing a red shirt and a dark-brown or black skirt and a purple hat in tow: the real Yoshika Miyako, after having only met her shadow previously. “She can be surprisingly fun when she wants to be!”
Yoshia looked up at me, drool coming out the side of her mouth and eyes staring at me blankly. “...you. Akechi?” she asked.
“Er… yes, me, Akechi,” I replied.
Minamitsu let Yoshika go. She held out her arms, apparently unable to bend them, and walked toward me with similarly unbending legs. When she got close, she stopped, standing as still as a statue. “You are the ace detective,” she said simply. “Destroyer of alcohol, some have said.”
I groaned. “I am never going to live that down, am I?”
“To be sure,” she said absentmindedly. “A charismatic man, who treads this land in search of the truth, fighting against the darkness, but the darkness wells from within, a battle within oneself.”
“Huh?”
“She’s the resurrected corpse of a poet,” Minamitsu explained. “So, she’s good at comin’ up with poetry on the spot, whether or not it makes any sense.”
“Ah, I see-”
*bite*
“Ouch!” I looked down and saw her biting down on my arm.
She let go and backed off, leaving a bite mark with some blood coming out. “So that is what Akechi tastes like.”
I tried wiping some of the blood away. “Gah… what was that for?!”
“Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, she likes to bite things, ‘cause her ability is eatin’ everything,” Minamitsu explained. “She’ll bite ‘ya if you let ‘er.”
“Yeah… I can see that…” I held the wound, hoping that someone would come by with wraps, while Yoshika continued to stand there, absolutely, unnaturally still. I thought about…
…I thought about…
…thought…
…think…
…food. Find food. Food in temple. Go in temple. Walk toward temple. Temple has food.
*THUD*
Can’t go in temple. Stairs. Why the fuck are there stairs??? Can’t get in temple. Go around back. MORE FUCKING STAIRS. Can’t do it.
Walk around graveyard. A blue flower. Eat flower.
*chomp*
Flower is bitter. Not filling. Rabbit next to gravestone. Eat rabbit. Rabbit runs away. Can’t catch up with rabbit, can only walk in straight line. Legs won’t bend. Get back here rabbit. Need rabbit flesh in mouth.
*SLAP*
Weird paper thing on forehead. Can’t think, only act. Hop hop hop, up stairs. Hop up stairs to temple. Temple has food.
…food…
…eat…
…
…
…
“...mmph…” I woke up, lying on the ground, with Minamitsu, Mamizou and Ichirin above me. My entire body ached, and as I rose it seemed like every joint in my body cracked, and my head hurt like hell.
“‘Ye feelin’ alright?” Mamizou asked.
“Not really… what happened?”
“‘Ya turned into a jiang-shi for a bit,” Minamitsu explained. “On account of Yoshika’s bite. Since ‘ya weren’t bitten to death, it wore off after a little while. ‘Ya had trouble gettin’ up the stairs, so we drew up and stuck an amulet on ‘ya to give ‘ya a hand, but ‘ya prolly don’t remember anything that happened after that.”
Ichirin giggled. “It was so funny, too, watching you stomp around, going ‘gwaaah! I’m going to eat yooooouuuuuu…’”
I groaned. “I’m glad you all had fun gawking at me.”
Byakuren popped her head into the room. “Dinner’s ready,” she called out.
“Alright, comin’,” Mamizou said, getting up and heading for the dining room. The rest of us followed.
“So Seiga finally decided to confess to her crimes and turn herself into the Ministry,” Shou said. “And now she’s working as a spy for them in the Animal Realm.”
“Essentially, yes,” I replied.
“Wow,” Mamizou said. “Just seems like everythin’s shakin’ up these past few months. First you come ‘ere, then Byakuren has a change of heart, then the Tengu get rid of their caste systems, and now the wicked hermit stops bein’ the wicked hermit. Oh yeah, and someone made Nue disappear, and we only recently realized it.” She took a bite of food. “Y’know, all this started right after you came here. Would I be wrong to assume you’re somehow involved in all of it?”
“What makes you say that?” I said playfully. “Perhaps it’s just a coincidence.”
“Listen, bubba, I’ve seen a lotta shit happen in my lifetime, I know when things are linked,” she replied. “Don’t doubt the intuition of an old tanuki like me.”
“She has a point,” Ichirin noted. “Sister Hijiri didn’t start to change until after you started visiting us. Then there was that day where all the calling cards rained down on the temple, she freaked out and sent us to collect them and find the culprit, before she suddenly disappeared.” She turned to Byakuren. “When you came back, it was with Goro’s friends, and you all looked a little roughed up, like you’d all just been in a big fight. You called us all in, and then completely spilled your heart out, confessed to your abuses, and proclaimed that we’d be changing how the temple operated from then on. Since then, whenever you leave the temple on business, often it is with them.”
Byakuren pursed her lips. “Er… well… it’s alright for me to visit my friends, isn’t it?”
“‘Ye sure ‘yer not dating?” Mamizou asked.
“Eep!” Byakuren blushed. “Nononono, we’re just friends, that’s all!” Everyone else laughed.
Kyouko took a bite. “Why is there a place full of animals in Hell?”
“They’re controlled by three warring crime lords,” I explained.
“I’ve heard ‘bout that place ‘ere and there,” Mamizou said. “Supposedly a bit of a dump covered in skyscrapers where animal spirits live like people and treat human spirits like slaves, not like I care since they’re all condemned sinners. Iunno, I can’t go down there, so I can’t say anythin’ ‘fer sure.”
“There was a scare involving a potential invasion of Hell and Gensokyo by one of the crime lords,” I continued. “In response, they’ve conscripted Seiga and hired Mamiko to work as agents to make sure they don’t cause trouble. I am acting as a private detective of sorts.”
“Well, look at you, barely here for four months and the Ministry gives you a job,” Minamitsu said.
“Well, yes, I go from Ace Detective to Occult Detective, I suppose.”
We spent the rest of dinner visiting and chatting, with the others mostly talking about their personal lives, such as Ichirin and Unzan having an encounter with a forest hag, Shou and Nazrin playing shogi with the White Wolf Tengu guards, Kyouko’s band practice, and Mamizou’s outings to the village to monitor the people there, and to pick up artifacts from Kourindou. After dinner, I got ready to leave when Mamizou motioned me aside, out into the cool, dark night.
The skies above were clear, with the full moon shining down so brilliantly, that night almost turned into day. We walked to the edge of the forest, where Mamizou took out her smoking pipe.
“Nice night, ain’t it?” she said.
“It is,” I replied, “but for what purpose have you led me here?”
“I mean, you wanna know what Gensokyo’s all about, like?” she said. “This place is steeped in legends, past, present and future. A place where Japanese mysticism comes alive, where even the animals have agendas.” She blew smoke out of her mouth. “I’ve been all over this archipelago and beyond. Seeing all the different myths and legends this place has to offer. You’re a mere visitor to this world, someone hailin’ from the mundane, the familiar, makin’ headway and connections in this world.”
“Indeed I have,” I nodded. “Although, I didn’t have much choice in the matter.”
“Many Outsiders don’t,” she said. “But you’re makin’ strides, and from the looks of it, absolutely thrivin’ here so far. Your connections include most of Gensokyo’s big shots. I dunno what it is about you that makes you so charismatic and charming, but youkai seem to treat you with respect, while also having the urge to test you, to see if you’re like them, and not the human you claim to be.”
“You’re suggesting I’m not human,” I said.
“Well, certainly not a normal human,” she said. “You’re more like a Trickster, someone who sees fate and decides to challenge it, no matter the odds. Perhaps you even have the ability to shapeshift…”
“Perhaps I do,” I said playfully.
“Well then… Let’s see ‘ye trick your way outta this.”
She breathed into her pipe, blowing a thick, pink smoke out of it which completely enveloped and blinded me. I began coughing violently, then became delirious and lightheaded, before the smoke cleared and I found myself in the middle of the forest.
More importantly, I was standing on all fours.
There was a small pond near where I was standing. Walking over to it, I looked down, and saw a coyote looking back at me.
I realized what had happened: she had used her transformation technique on me, the same one which Reimu, Kasen and perhaps others had been subjected to in the past. Somehow, it decided that I should be a coyote. Presumably, it would wear off after some time, as Mamizou mentioned that she used it in spell card duels, and I would have the ability to shift back and forth from here on. But for now, I was a dog in the forest, it was night, and there were predators everywhere. I had to get out of there, find the edge of the forest, and wait for the transformation to wear off.
Running was made more difficult by the unfamiliar body shape and running on four legs, but I was still able to gracefully leap over downed logs, rocks and pitfalls, roll out of trips and back onto my feet, and move very, very fast, even faster than on my two human legs. After several minutes of running, I found myself growing hungry, having spent so much energy.
I looked over to the side. It was a bird. Quietly, I stalked it, before jumping into the air and catching it as it tried to fly off. I pinned it down with a paw, and, allowing pure animal instinct to take over, opened my jaws and ripped into it. Blood stained my mouth and fur as all signs of life in the bird ceased, allowing me to tear away all of its breast meat.
Killing. Bloodshed. I felt the Black Mask side of me reawakening. The pure, raw feeling of violently snuffing another being’s life. And it felt good.
Within minutes, I licked off the last edible bits from the bird’s corpse, before hearing rustling in the nearby bushes. I walked over to see who or what was making the sounds.
It was Keine. What was she doing here?
“Okay, hopefully no one can see me here…” She started groaning in pain. “Oh, it’s already starting…”
I carefully watched Keine from behind the bushes as she cast off all of her clothes, threw out her arms, and screamed at the air as moonlight pierced through the trees and struck her skin. Horns erupted from her skull, a fluffy tail sprouted from her back, and green fur began growing on the front of her body while the back became scaly. She started growing in size, her back cracked, eyes opened on her sides, her hands enlarged and grew sharp claws while her feet became hooves, and her face shifted into a bestial form as her mouth widened and filled with razor-sharp teeth, and a third eye grew on her forehead.
I always figured she was a therianthrope, based on her words and actions. But what on Earth had Keine just turned into??
After a few moments, the transformation stopped. The new, beastly Keine before me grunted for a few moments, before unleashing a deafening roar to the sky which shook the trees and rustled the leaves. She then looked over at… me.
Oh shit.
I jumped aside right as a horn pierced the air where I had been, which would have gored me for sure. I was in serious trouble; without a human form I couldn’t use my human magic, techniques and spell cards, and my animal form was a smaller, weaker coyote, not a powerful wolf which might have more of a fighting chance. Faced against a powerful, feral youkai beast, I had to rely on my one remaining weapon: my intuition and wit.
Beast Keine reared back, squatting on her hind legs and holding out her arms. Magical scrolls materialized around her, depicting scenes from history, from charging Mongol hordes to modern military brutality. Laser bullets materialized all around us in flower patterns which began drawing themselves toward her. Skillfully, I jumped and weaved between them, looking for a way to escape from her. Perhaps if I could find something to use as a distraction…
I saw a large, loose branch hanging above us. Thinking quickly, I jumped onto the tree and scrambled up while Beast Keine lunged toward it. Dogs were not built for climbing, but my smaller, more agile body was able to manage. Beast Keine rammed the tree, knocking both me and the branch loose. The branch landed atop her, briefly pinning her to the ground, and I clawed her face as I came down, drawing blood and causing her to cry out in pain. I used the time to get a head start, running deeper into the forest as Beast Keine shook off the branch and gave chase. I ran as fast as I could, knowing that certain death was behind me.
“...help!”
I heard a child’s voice in the woods. Subconsciously, I ran towards it, with a monster still on my fluffy tail.
“Ah, shaddap ‘ya little scamp! ‘Yer mine now!”
“Someone, please help me!”
Bolting through thick brush, trees and twigs, I arrived at a clearing, where a young boy was being dragged by the collar by a bear youkai. “I haven’t had human flesh in decades! ‘Yer sure to be really tasty!”
“N-no… mom… I-”
I jumped and launched myself into the youkai, knocking him down and freeing the boy. I spun through the air, landing on all fours and sliding across the dirt to the other side.
“Ow! What the… damn mutt! That was the first human I was gonna eat in-”
*THUMP*
“...eh?” He turned around, seeing an extremely pissed-off Beast Keine staring him down.
“...er, it’s not what ‘ya think! I was just-”
Beast Keine didn’t care: she just jumped right on top of him, tearing him limb from limb and filling the forest with his agonized, dying screams. The boy, rightfully terrified, looked at me. I tilted my head, motioning him toward the village, then turned and guided him out of the forest to safety. I stood on a small, grassy knoll, watching him run through the fields towards the lights of the village.
I still haven't turned back into a human. Having experienced the thrill of killing, of fighting with another animal, of witnessing the strong protect the weak… the rules of nature, where there was no thought, only instinct. Sheer instinct. It made me feel wild. It made me feel alive.
Dashing through the woods, the cold night air blew across my face and over my fur. The thrill, the rush of it all, it got my blood pumping. This was what animals lived through every day, never a dull moment, no time to contemplate, no law except the law of the strong prevailing over the weak. After a few minutes, I climbed up to a rocky cliff overlooking the valley, the bright, full moon filling the sky and illuminating everything below, from the dark green of the trees to the rippling waters of the Misty Lake. Standing at the edge, I howled, an eerie, coyote’s howl, which prompted seemingly every animal and youkai in Gensokyo to fill the night air with a serenade of haunting cries, howls, laughs and chirps. I stood on that rock, feeling like the king of the forest. I marveled at the scene: this was Gensokyo. This was the place where legends came alive, where nature was at its most untamed, and where I, a human from Outside, managed to come in, take over, and exert my control. The strong, prevailing over the weak and ignorant. And I vowed to use that power to protect the innocent, my friends, and my future.
Notes:
This Keine ain't no Sukusuku Hakutaku, or even the monster girl she is in canon. She's a full-on monster. Also, while the Japanese Hakutaku is generally bovine in appearance, its Chinese precursor had aspects of cats and reptiles, depending on the telling. This version incorporates aspects from both.
And Akechi is more of a mystical Coyote trickster from Native American mythology, not the kind that uses Acme products.
Chapter 86: Thief of Secrets
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
4/12
Goro
redorblue: I hope I’m using this right.
turbogranny: King, I assume?
redorblue: How did you know?
turbogranny: Because it took me forever to heal the scars after choosing red.
pancakeman: What are you two talking about?’
seeingstars: Don’t ask.
autumnsky: Sorry for making everyone wait. I had a busy past couple of days.
cheshirecat: I know I’ve been busy these past couple of days.
seeingstars: WE’D RATHER NOT HEAR ABOUT IT.
pancakeman: Please don’t.
aburaage: This is a business meeting.
godlygeneral: Testing to make sure this works from the Animal Realm.
turtlepower: Seems to be working well so far. Well, actually there’s about 15 extra milliseconds of latency compared to before. Still, pretty good considering you’re on the literal other side of Hell.
godlygeneral: That’s good to hear.
pancakeman: How was your first day?
godlygeneral: I’ve already had to break up a fight between two hippo spirits at a bar.
seeingstars: Yeesh.
aburaage: Anyway, what’s the plan for today? Any new targets?
pancakeman: Only the one so far, unfortunately. I haven’t been able to get out to go find more targets.
aburaage: Me neither. Last night was particularly busy, even for a full moon. All the animals and youkai in Gensokyo decided to start howling out of nowhere. Also, a boy was found outside the village gates, apparently having escaped being kidnapped by a youkai. Now, since he was a villager, that’s against the rules, so I had to go find and exterminate the perpetrator, only to find his mutilated corpse in the forest which then promptly turned to dust.
turbogranny: Well, I suppose he got what he deserved.
aburaage: Yeah. Apparently, the boy watched a beast kill the youkai, and was led out of the forest by a small wolf.
pancakeman: Do you mean a coyote?
aburaage: What’s that?
pancakeman: A North American wild dog.
seeingstars: I don’t think we have those in Gensokyo.
aburaage: Yeah, Crow, how can you be so sure?
pancakeman: I have my reasons.
autumnsky: Aaaaanyway, getting back on topic.
pancakeman: We could always just do some practice. We still have a spare battle memory on hand.
redorblue: “Battle Memory?”
turtlepower: In Ethos, there’s this boy who sells us junk. Among that junk is battle data for the Phantom Thieves’ past foes. We use them to practice and sharpen our skills.
seeingstars: Yeah, we could totally play a round today. The rest of y’all down for that?
redorblue: I’d like to see for myself.
autumnsky: Aye
aburaage: Aye.
trubogranny: Aye.
ghostmochi: Aye.
godlygeneral. Aye.
pancakeman: Then let’s meet at the hideout.
seeingstars: Oh, by the way, how’s Bull getting up here?
godlygeneral: I was given a transporter by Shiki-sama which allows me to come up here easily to meet you all.
seeingstars: Wow, that’s extremely convenient.
aburaage: Well then, use it and let’s head to it.
“So, that tower over there is Ethos?” Miko asked.
“Indeed,” Byakuren replied. “The tower housing the distorted will of the masses.”
“We’re working on climbing the tower, fighting shadows and taking on lesser targets, until we eventually get to the top,” Reimu said.
“There are doors every few floors which gate our progress,” Youmu said. “By defeating fortress rulers, we break the locks and advance closer to our goal.”
“I see,” Miko nodded.
“Also, there’s a big, badass shadow called the Reaper who’ll paint the walls in our blood if he catches us, and he stalks us all the time, so we hafta keep movin’.”
“Er…”
“It’s not that bad,” Aya said. “You’ll hear him long before you see him. Chains. If we hear chains, we need to get to the next floor, post-haste.”
“Only problem is, instead of a scythe, he’s got two oversized handguns,” Nitori said.
“Well…”
I looked over toward the Metadeck. “We can give her a proper tour later. Shall we commence our training?”
“Yes, let’s go, Nitori said.
Inside the Metadeck, Nitori ascended to the control module and began loading the simulation. “So, King, what’ll happen is that this place will turn into an environment matching the one where the Phantom Thieves fought this foe.” She pushed a button, triggering the transformation from the tiled interior of the Metadeck to the dark, digital tomb of a pharaoh.
Marisa, ever curious about any treasure presented to her no matter how cursed it was, walked forward. “Wow, is this for real? A pharaoh’s sarcophagus? Never thought the day would come where I’d get to see the real thing.” She touched the sarcophagus’ lid-
“GRAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?” Reimu shouted, covering her ears. The whole room began to shake, knocking us all off our feet. Bricks fell from the ceiling, revealing the blue sky outside, and one, very angry eye looking down at us. With one mighty swing, the monster knocked away the rest of the ceiling, and we all looked up at it in horror - myself included, since I never spied on this particular fight, meaning I had no idea what to expect.
“What… the… FUCK????” Marisa said, wide-eyed.
“I… I don’t even…”
“DO NOT APPROACH THE PHAROH’S TOMB!” the monster shrieked. It was a massive, winged sphinx, with the head of Wakaba Isshiki, Futaba’s mother, grotesquely and unnaturally attached to it. I had some idea of what Futaba’s Palace was like, and how it formed, based on her stories and those of the rest of the Thieves, but I had no idea the distortion was this severe. How my crime of murdering her led to a little girl’s grief and depression to create a raging monster, capable of wrestling Godzilla and which accused her of being a useless parasite. “THIEVES SHALL BE KILLED!” She blasted us with wind from her wings, threatening to push us off the pyramid.
“WHAT… IS THIS?!?” Aya shouted, struggling against the wind.
“IT’S… A… COGNITION!” I replied. “FUTABA’S COGNITION CREATED THIS MONSTER!!”
The wind died down, and Sphinx Wakaba looked down at me angrily. “YOU!”
“Me?” I looked up.
“YOU KILLED ME!!!!” she snarled angrily.
I looked behind me to try and find a hologram of Futaba, but there was none. Actually, none of the Phantom Thieves were present in this memory as holograms. Sphinx Wakaba was addressing me specifically. Either I was playing the role of Futaba here, or…
“What does she mean???” Mamiko asked. “Do you know anything about this?”
“I…”
“YOU KILLED ME, YOU FUCKING BASTAAARD!!!” the Sphinx screamed. “ ”I WILL CRUSH YOU TO PASTE!!” With that, she lifted off into the air, far out of reach of any of our weapons.
“Damn it!” Marisa said, looking up. “How are we supposed to beat this thing?!”
“Sucks that I can’t fly here the way I can in the real world,” Reimu said. “If only I could manage more than just using these things to glide and boost my jumps…”
“...hehehe…”
“Doktor?” Byakuren said, looking up at the control room.
“Lucky for us, I just got done working on my latest invention! Behold!” A light shone from the middle of the floor, which we all backed away from. From it rose a sleek, futuristic aircraft…
My eyes widened. “No way… is this real?!?” I rushed up to it and put my hand to it. There was no doubt: it was a real, fully-functional Star Fox Arwing.
“I found the schematics in a trash pile at Kourindou,” Nitori said. “Couldn’t get the thing working in the real world, but I managed to slap it together here, just for really nasty opponents like this one!” The cockpit opened up, and I wasted no time jumping inside. I had no idea how to pilot a fighter jet, yet in my excitement I managed to punch the buttons, pull the levers, boot up the instrument panel, and in no time I was up in the air, ready to hit the gas and jet up to face the monster at her level.
As I gained altitude and approached her, I heard the radio crackle on. It was Nitori. “Alright, Crow, glad to have you test that thing out.”
“My pleasure,” I replied.
“Now, as an Outsider, I’m sure you’re already familiar with some of the specs on that thing, but just a quick overview. The battery on that thing lasts for about fifteen minutes, after which I have to charge it up. So, make those minutes count, and don’t do anything reckless. Any damage will take me days or weeks to repair depending on how bad it is.”
“Got it,” I nodded.
“Yeah. Now, it comes with three bombs. I can only replenish them outside the Metaverse, so use them wisely!”
“I will.”
“Ok. Good luck!” The feed cut out, leaving me to take on the Sphinx. The others waited down below atop the pyramid. My goal was to try and lure her near the group so that they could get some good hits in. I also wanted to see if I could disable her, for example by damaging her wings so that she could not fly.
I slipped the craft to the side. Unlike a real fighter jet, there was no G-Force, meaning there was no risk of injuring myself or damaging the aircraft no matter what maneuvers I put it through. In other words, I was free to roll, turn, boost and yes, Do a Barrel Roll. And given how much Sphinx Wakaba wanted me dead, I was going to need all the agility I could get.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!” she shrieked. “RUTHLESS KILLERS LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT EXIST!!” She came at me with a paw swipe, which I narrowly dodged before I retaliated. Charging a shot, I aimed for the base of her left wing. The green ball of energy curved toward the spot, impacting and leaving a burn mark which caused her to flinch in pain. It was just for a moment, but the pause caused her to lose lift for long enough to start falling. I came back around and fired lasers at the wing, further damaging it and causing her to spiral back down to the ground, eventually landing on the pyramid and allowing everyone else to go whole hog on her. I chose to remain in the air and continue blasting the wings with lasers, injuring them enough to ensure that she couldn’t back up.
Once she had been sufficiently beaten up, I landed the Arwing, jumped out and faced her with my gun. “Seems you have been thoroughly outclassed in this case,” I smirked, cracking my neck.
Sphinx Wakaba huffed and wheezed. “YOU GODDAMN KILLER! IF ONLY YOU WERE NEVER BIRTHED INTO THE WORLD! THAT MAN… HE…”
I paused. My hand shook, as she all but revealed the truth, that I had killed her in cold blood, right in front of my friends.
“I… I-”
“KILL STEAL!” Marisa exclaimed, pushing me out of the way and planting a slug in the Sphinx’s head, causing her to fall down the pyramid and collapse on the ground. At that moment, the simulation died down, and our prizes appeared in the middle of the floor.
“Geez,” Marisa gleamed, spinning her fun around her finger. “‘Ya gettin’ soft already, Crow? Lettin’ a monster get to ‘ya?”
“Er… I….”
“I will admit, though, that was some impressive flying,” Reimu said. “I didn’t know you knew how to fly a plane.”
“I… don’t,” I replied. “That plane was from a video game I used to like a lot as a kid, and I just started flying it as though I were simply playing the game again…”
Miko nodded. “Quite impressive that you created it, Doktor. We would not have been able to win without it.”
“I actually ran the simulation before, and while trying to figure out a way to win I dragged that project out of storage and made it work in the Metaverse,” Nitori said. “Cost me giving some critical parts and materials over to Sumireko for pointers on how the thing was supposed to work. Now that we’ve beta-tested it, it’s ready for service in the Metaverse!”
“You mentioned that it takes some time for it to recharge?” I asked her.
“Yeah, it has a short battery, unfortunately,” Nitori said. “And it takes days for me to prepare it again for use. Not only that, but we can’t use it in tight corridors, and the clouds around the Ethos tower prevent it from being able to simply fly up. Not to mention, it’ll jack up the security level any time we whip it out, just because it’s a big frickin’ fighter plane. In short, we can only use it in certain situations, and only when absolutely necessary. Otherwise, we should just stick to our usual game plan: sneak around, take out shadows in our path, and grab the Will Seeds and any treasure we happen to find.”
“Still, it will be a very useful tool to have in desperate situations,” Youmu said. “Much like how we can summon the Embryon as needed.”
“Yes, we should simply consider this yet another tool at our disposal, when other methods fail,” Byakuren said.
“Indeed,” Miko nodded. “...although…”
There was a pause, as everyone no doubt thought about the elephant in the room.
“Why did that monster insist that you murdered her?” Mamiko asked me.
“I…” I paused. “The Phantom Thieves told me that that beast, that Sphinx representing Wakaba Isshiki, was born from Futaba’s suicidal delusion that she killed her mother by overworking her and being a parasite. Perhaps she was projecting that onto me, for some reason…”
Reimu shook her head. “But the other fights had holograms of the Phantom Thieves before each fight. They were absent here. If what you say is true, then why is this fight different?”
“I… I don’t know…”
We stood there silently for a few moments, before Marisa broke the ice. “Aaaaanyway, if we don’t have anything else for today, why don’t we just get back to what we were doing?”
“Erm… sure,” Aya said awkwardly. “Let’s break for today.”
“Yeah, sure! Let’s do that!” Marisa said, smiling awkwardly. Everyone started shuffling out of the Metadeck while Marisa stood there. I was just about to leave myself, before she grabbed the cuff of my shirt.
“Hm?”
“We need to talk,” she said in a low voice. “Come with me.”
“Certainly,” I replied.
We arrived at Marisa’s house, which was much cleaner than when I last visited. I sat opposite of Marisa at her tea table, with a piping hot tea kettle in the middle and cups in front of either of us.
I picked up my cup, blew on it, and wafted the scent. “This tea is quite nice,” I complimented.
“Let’s dispense with the pleasantries for now and get straight to the point,” Marisa asked coldly. “You’re hiding stuff, aren’t ‘ya?”
“I… may or may not be-”
“Don’t lie,” she shouted.
I sat back in my seat. “...I suppose I was never going to hide my past forever.”
Marisa took a sip. “...I knew it. Ever since that day, ever since you mercilessly picked apart my life while I was at your mercy, when you taunted me and my weakness… You know, I used to run into the forest to cry when I was a little kid. My only friend sometimes was that wolf who would watch me while I bawled my eyes out. I know ‘ya only did that to rouse my inner desires and make me awaken my Persona, but… For a ‘charming, charismatic Ace Detective’ with lots of fangirls, how were you able to act the part of a sociopathic asshole so easily?” She got up and glared at me. “...assuming it wasn’t an act?”
I wasn’t sure how to respond. She had no way of actually proving I had committed crimes in the past, not without asking people who knew such as Yuyuko or Eiki.
“I might not be a mind reader, but never doubt a witch’s intuition,” Marisa said. “Don’t worry. I’ll never ask somebody who might know the truth. I won’t betray your trust, because I trust all my friends, I know the value of having friends, and I’m sure you do too. We made a deal, and selling you out would break that deal. Besides, I’ve always prided myself on finding things out on my own.” She produced a deck of tarot cards and laid them out on the table. “Divining isn’t really my thing. I prefer practical methods like going out and finding books, digging up artifacts and interrogating people for information. Still, it’s got its uses, in this case figuring out what your life was like before you showed up here.” She shifted the cards around, and I watched closely. “Those Personas of yours are themed around tarot cards. I’m sure you can tell me what Reverse Death means.”
“Er… actually, I’m sorry. I’m not well-versed in tarot, despite the theme of my Personas and spell cards.”
“I see…” She pushed the card forward. “The Death card is associated with changes and endings. The reversed state, in this case, means you’re going through a massive internal transformation, suggesting your life Outside was way different than in Gensokyo beyond the obvious, like adjusting to all the magic and nonsense. You’re basically trying to cast aside the ‘old’ you for a ‘new’ you. Your reading also turned up a few other cards suggesting a dark past you’re trying to hide: the Upright Moon, often associated with people who are haunted by their pasts. Reverse Justice, suggesting you lied to a lot of people and refused to take responsibility for your actions, often by making others take the fall. Reverse Hermit, indicating you felt isolated, alone and bitter. And this one… this one was the real golden bullet.”
She shifted the Tower card forward. “This thing right here is often considered the worst card in the deck, since it rarely means anything good. Upright Tower typically means chaos and major shakeups, often highly disruptive. Considering everything else, I can only imagine you spread chaos, discord, and death in secret. So… tell me. What was it that you did out there that you’re trying oh-so hard to hide? We did promise not to keep secrets from each other, after all…”
I sighed. “Well, it is true that I have killed people in the past, but-”
“Tch, whatever,” Marisa dismissed. “I’ve killed people too, you know. So has Reimu. And I’ve seen Nitori rip people’s livers out and eat them in front of them. Actually, every member of the team besides Mamiko has taken one or more innocent lives at some point. If your only secret was that you killed a few people, I wouldn’t be draggin’ you to my house and pumpin’ you for answers.” She leaned over. “No, what I’m more curious about is the reason, and any other crimes you committed. The way you acted around that sphinx monster, how she accused you of being a violent killer, saying something about ‘that man…’ Am I wrong to say that you murdered the real Wakaba Isshiki?”
I looked down, and drummed my fingers on my lap.
“The look on your face says that you did,” she frowned. “And if I had to guess, someone made you do it?”
I nodded.
“Who?” she asked forcefully.
“It was…” I sighed. “Masayoshi Shido. The leader of the Antisocial Force… My father.”
Marisa’s eyes widened. “Er… you mean, that guy was…”
“He raped a prostitute who then gave birth to me before committing suicide,” I replied. “He abandoned me, and couldn’t even be bothered to confirm I was his child. He was highly fixated on Wakaba’s theories on cognitive psience, which he wanted to use to control Japan. I even found evidence that they had a brief relationship which ended bitterly, and he held a grudge against her as a result. That man was controlled by his selfish impulses, and nothing else. I wanted to get revenge on him. One day, I was given the power to do exactly that: not only to commit mental shutdowns, but also make people go psychotic, all by finding their shadows in Mementos. I helped further along the conspiracy’s goals, taking out opponents and ruining their reputations, before disposing of loose ends when they no longer suited Shido’s needs, all in an effort to get close to him and ruin him at his greatest moment by revealing his shameful past. Nothing else mattered, not even the lives of others, so long as I got my vengeance.”
Marisa slouched back. “So, in other words, you were using the Metaverse long before the Phantom Thieves came into the picture.”
“Indeed,” I said. “The true story goes something like this: I became aware of their actions and spied on them for a long time. They were also aware of my actions, due to a careless offhand comment I made about pancakes, in response to something Morgana said, and Morgana can - at least out there - only be understood by people who have heard him speak in the Metaverse. At some point, Sumireko became involved as well.”
“Ok, wait, so Sumi also has access to that place??” Marisa asked in shock.
“Yes,” I said. “The truth was that I confronted the Phantom Thieves prior to them taking on Sae-san’s palace. I had a plan to lead the police there and arrest them, they had a plan to help Ren escape death. Their plan succeeded, although mostly because I let them succeed, as I loved-”
Marisa tilted her head awkwardly.
“...sorry, liked him more than I hated him for everything he had that I didn’t. I didn’t help them through Shido’s palace, I confronted them there when I was forced to by Shido. Sumireko watched the fight from afar, then used her power to erase me from cognition to make the Thieves believe I was dead, and to hide me from the shadows and the twisted cognitive version of me that Shido had. Some combination of that and me being in a palace when it disappeared - or perhaps some other force, I’m not certain - was what sent me here.”
Marisa sat slouched, her hat falling forward slightly over her face, as I looked down anxiously. I had barely touched my tea, and it had gone cold.
“...heh.” She smirked, lifting her hat up. “Never thought it would be so easy to get ‘ya to confess to everythin’, but I guess it was always obvious.”
“Was it?” I asked.
“From the start,” Marisa replied. “Rei’s had suspicions about ‘ya too. I reckon she was ready to exterminate ‘ya had you not revealed this whole Metaverse business to us, because that’s just how she is. Still, you’ve shown you can be a good person who cares about people, if only given the right circumstances, which you never were, not until Ren came into your life. Still, even if Shido was orderin’ the hits, you still chose to pull the trigger, for your own short-sighted revenge.”
“I didn’t have much of a choice,” I replied. “Japanese society is absolutely merciless on orphans born of shameful circumstances. I didn’t just want to get revenge, I wanted to get some sort of recognition, however slight, from my father. Not to mention I was manupulated by a sadistic God of Control taking advantage of my weakness. I only realized too late that it was a lost cause, and that I had to rebel, to fight for what I believed in. That was the moment Black Mask died.”
“I get that,” Marisa said. “Trust me, if I thought you were a threat to Gensokyo, I would have killed ‘ya already. And I don’t claim to be a saint myself, that’s why I’m not breaking my deal. What I want you to realize, though, is that blaming others on your circumstances only gets ‘ya so far. Sooner or later, you will have to come forward and repent for your crimes, killing that woman especially. Now, I’m not the best person at takin’ responsibility for my actions, and I’m prolly goin’ to Hell as a result, but I know that the longer you let it sit, the longer it eats at ‘ya. Take it from… someone who knows.”
“I would say my murder of Wakaba Isshiki outweighs all of my other sins combined, simply because she was the only victim who wasn’t in some way selfish, crooked, or evil. Not even the train accident last year, which failed to actually kill anybody, forcing me to have to go ‘clean up’ the company president and diplomat it was meant to kill.”
“Gah, can’t imagine what it’s like to be made to do someone else’s shit,” Marisa said. “Played like a fiddle in the game of some asshole politician and a sonofabitch delusional god… I stand by what I said, but Iunno if I would have acted differently in your situation. Kinda like Reisen and the war crimes she was forced to commit by the Lunarians.”
I smiled. “At least you get it.”
“‘Ey, I’m not an airheaded idiot, no matter what some people would have you believe.” She stood up and tipped her hat. “I am rather proud to be a thief and a liar, though only when it suits my needs, and the good of others.”
“So you finally admit it?” I asked slyly. “Is it only because you can’t lie to me, a charming Ace Detective?”
She quickly leaned in and kissed me on the lips.
“What if I told you that was a lie?” she asked. “Can’t afford to get complacent even with friends.”
I simply stared at her in shock. She simply turned and waved her hand. “Well, I suppose you can run along now. Just remember what I said: the longer you keep living that lie, the longer it will-”
She turned around, and saw me pointing at the window.
“Hm?” She looked out, and we both saw Aya staring at us giggling.
We stood there for a few moments, before I grabbed my gun. “Well. I was in the mood for crow stir-fry tonight anyway, how about you?”
Marisa grabbed her mini-hakkero. “Yes. Yes, I was thinking the same thing.”
“Shall we?”
“We shall,” Marisa nodded, before throwing the door open and rocketing toward a fleeing Aya. “GET BACK HERE ‘YA FUCKIN’ COCKROACH!!!” she yelled, while Aya simply whooped and sent danmaku back at us. A fierce battle full of lasers and wind ensued, which eventually ended at the eel cart where Marisa pleaded the fifth in between sake dishes, the only indication she had won the duel being that Aya was paying for all of them and enjoying every second of it. I was then forced to bother Reimu, who chuckled at Marisa’s stunt as she took her into the bath, the blonde witch slurring gibberish the whole way.
Once I returned to the shop, Masato looked up at me. “Busy day?” he asked.
“Quite,” I said, exhausted from stressing over revealing the whole truth to Marisa.
“...you didn’t do anything funny, did you?”
“Your daughter got drunk, so I had to leave her with Reimu,” I said.
Masato smiled. “I see. Well, I know she’ll take good care of her.”
“I’m sure she will,” I replied. I went upstairs and slipped into bed. My mind raced, thinking about everything I had revealed to Marisa, how she stole my first kiss (honestly a tertiary concern at this point), and how she knew my secret. I feared about how everyone else here in Gensokyo, particularly my team, and the villagers who housed me and looked up to me, could soon learn my secret. I had no way of knowing that the events of the next few days would make today’s conversation seem like small potatoes, especially what was going to happen three days from then.
Notes:
Marisa stole a precious thing.
6/29/24 Edit: continuity errors.
Chapter 87: Distortion [Content Warning]
Notes:
Content warning: Attempted non-Con, graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
4/13
Goro
I couldn’t help but shake the sense of dread creeping over my body like a miasma as I ate breakfast. How Marisa now knew of my past as Black Mask… sooner or later I was sure everyone else would find out, or even already knew. At the same time, I also reckoned that if they knew or suspected I was a killer without remorse, and were still willing to work with me, then it couldn’t be that bad… Still, I worried that other people, such as the villagers or even Masato, would find out and drive me out, or even try to kill me.
Somehow, beyond that, I felt a sense of dread, as though something bad was about to happen.
“Are you sure you’re OK?” Masato asked.
I sighed. “I’m sorry, I just have a lot on my mind.”
Masato nodded. “I see. Well, I can tell whatever it is, you’re not too keen to share it.” He chuckled. “Of course, I’ve been like that, too, right up until I told you about Mima.”
“I know,” I said. “Sometimes, I just think about my new life here, my old life out there… about Ren…”
“Quite the guy if you’re still thinking about him,” Masato said.
“Indeed.”
Masato got up. “I have an idea. If you’re not doing anything later, why not take a quick walk around outside to clear your head? You won’t be able to work well if you have thoughts swimming around in your head.”
“Are you sure?” I asked.
“Of course,” he said. “You can just work later to make up for it, but only if you want.”
I bowed. “Thank you.” I looked outside. “It looks quite nice out.”
“We don’t get many good spring days,” Masato said. “In fact, there’s rumors that tomorrow’s gonna bring a torrential storm. So go enjoy the good weather while we have it.”
“I will,” I nodded.
The air outside was mildly warm, with scattered clouds in the sky, and the pressure seemed very high. To be certain, ripe conditions for a forthcoming storm. The pressure also added to the sense of dread I felt within me, not just about the fear that my past would be discovered, but that something was going to happen, even though I didn’t know what, exactly.
Unsure of what else to do, I decided to leave town and fly in a random direction, hoping to find something to take my mind off of things. Birds and a couple of fairies were the only things sharing the skies with me. I drifted lazily over the Forest of Magic, past Marisa’s house and in the direction of Alice’s. Perhaps I could help her with her chores or learn some more baking from her, I thought to myself. I was also interested in hearing her Metaverse stories, and the sorts of shadows she had added to her collection.
Approaching her house, I saw two figures outside of it. Moving closer, one of them was clearly Alice. The other…
“Aw, c’mon, missy, have some fun with me!”
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
It was Gouki, Kana’s father, accosting Alice. What was he doing here, out in the Forest of Magic by himself? Why was he harassing Alice? I hung in the air, just out of sight, and watched the interaction play out.
“I heard you’re that friend of Masato’s who’s all cute like a doll!” he smiled with a lecherous grin.
Alice floated up in the air, summoned a magic circle, and glared at him. “Leave now. This is your final warning.”
“Oh, don’t be like that!” he said cheekily, before pulling out some kind of stone. “Here, take a look at this!”
Alice glanced at the stone, before dropping the magic circle and touching back down on the ground. I looked closely, and saw her eyes completely glazed over, and her expression was blank, as though she were in a trance.
“Haha, this thing I got from that hag actually worked!” Gouki said excitedly. “Now then, you’ll call me Gouki-sama, won’tcha young lady.”
“Yes, Gouki-sama,” Alice replied, in a monotone drone, while walking over to him.
…no. He’s not actually…
Gouki twiddles his fingers. “Ohohoho… such a fine girl I have here, all submissive to me. Now then, I wonder what’s under this frilly dress of yours. Care to show me?”
“My pleasure, Gouki-sama.” Alice threw off her shawl, revealing the sleeveless dress underneath, then undid the zipper in the back, causing the top to drop and reveal her bra.
“Oh, these are for real! Nice and perky, guess today’s my lucky day!” He then reached out to fondle her breasts. Instinctively, I rocketed down, then dashed over to force him to the ground, before a flying object came from the side, forcing me to duck.
“Whoa!” Several more objects whizzed in the air, locking in on Gouki. They were Alice’s dolls, possessed by shadows and racing to her aid.
“Eh?” Gouki looked around, before finding himself swarmed by the dolls. Futilely, he tried to swat them away. “Damn annoying flies! Get offa me!” While he was distracted, I took the chance to run over to Alice, who had fallen unconscious after the hypnosis was broken. I quickly fixed her dress and pulled her aside to safety, while the dolls succeeded in knocking Gouki down before holding down his limbs to prevent escape.
I got up, and walked over to him, hands behind my back, as he struggled to free himself. He then realized I was there, and turned his head to me. “Akechi! Thank God! You see these buggers holding me down? Get ‘em offa me, will ‘ya?!”
I merely looked down at him in silence.
“What are ‘ya, deaf?? I said, get me outta here!”
Here was a man, who tried to defile my friend, who was now completely at my mercy. I looked at him, his angry, distressed face looking back. A predator. A man who would dare defile a woman. In the past, I might have used this chance to torture him to death, or even just swiftly kill him. Still, that urge, that instinct of bloodlust, to relish in his screams, bubbled up within me, the devil on my shoulder nudging me to do it. But I refused to be that man.
I glared at him, then said in my low, intimidating hiss, “I have no moral obligation to assist someone who would brainwash a woman and take her against her will.”
The fear in Gouki’s face, as he realized the type of man, one his daughter considered a good friend, that I truly was, was certainly one to remember. I did, of course, seriously entertain the thought of actually saving him, giving him the mercy he didn’t deserve, and allowing him to live the rest of his life in fear of my retribution. Somehow, that provided me even more satisfaction than relishing in his dying screams.
I felt an oppressive presence.
Turning around, I could see her. Alice’s most prized creation, Shanghai. She floated in the air slowly towards us, and I could make out a piercing scowl on her face. Simply being in her presence filled me with dread. I could tell that she too was possessed by a shadow, one so frighteningly powerful as to make weaklings instantly grovel and beg for forgiveness. But Shanghai would not forgive, not after what Gouki tried to do to her master.
The other dolls moved away, except for the ones still holding him down. If I closed my eyes, I could somehow imagine that they were all Archangel shadows, and Shanghai… She stopped just in front of him, and looked down.
Gouki looked upon her in abject fear. “Uh… hi?” he said, with tears beginning to stream down his face, as he knew now: his life was forfeit. “Nice weather we’re having, isn’t it?”
Shanghai, being a doll, didn’t respond, not even with a body motion.
Gouki grew more afraid. “L-look, I’m sorry, it was just a bad joke, okay?? Just, just let me go! I won’t do it again, I swear! Please, please forgive me!!” He tried to struggle free again, only for more dolls to come down to restrain him even more. Amid the struggle, Shanghai raised her hand, causing a light to shine above Gouki which then formed into six twirling, golden swords. The swords all pointed down at his heart, and in one motion, Shanghai swung her hand down, causing them to violently stab his heart and send blood spewing, forcing me to turn away. Several moments of silence passed, before the swords dissipated, and Shanghai went back to the cottage, motioning the rest of the dolls to follow her, with some picking up Alice and dragging her back.
I walked over to Gouki’s body, whose chest was covered in blood and whose head rested listlessly to his left. I felt his neck: no pulse, already cold. There was no doubt: he was dead.
Off to the side, I noticed the strange hypnosis stone he tried to use on Alice. I picked it up and inspected it. It had strange runes inscribed onto it, and a black-and-white dot which captivated whoever gazed upon it. I put it in my pocket for safekeeping, then immediately flipped out my communicator and sent a private message to Reimu.
pancakeman: Seraph, I need you at Alice’s house now.
aburaage: Can it wait? I’m eating breakfast with Shinmy.
pancakeman: Gouki is dead, and he tried to molest Alice.
*several-second pause*
aburaage: Contact Starburst and Priest. I’ll be right over with Ran and Kasen.
Later that afternoon, several people were gathered at the shrine for Gouki’s wake. Reimu officiated the proceedings while Byakuren recited the Buddhist prayers. A casket was laid out, with Gouki’s body dressed in a way which concealed the chest wound. Coins were offered for his safe crossing of the Sanzu, and condolence money was offered to Kana, who stood silent as her mother wept and leaned onto her. I, of course, offered the largest sum of cash, about 50,000 yen.
Most of the people at the wake were fellow villagers, including Keine, who looked down, ashamed that a villager had succumbed to a youkai attack (our group’s cover story, in order to both hide Gouki’s shameful act to avoid dishonoring Kana’s family, and to clear Alice of any responsibility). Masato also joined us, one of the rare times I saw him anywhere far from the shop. It was the first occasion in which I saw him and Marisa in the same place, although Marisa refused to acknowledge his presence, simply looking upon the deceased. Everyone wore black, as was customary; even Reimu, who wore a special black-and-dark red miko outfit more like a traditional one, reserved only for funerals, and she also re-tinted her hair black for the occasion. I wore a black suit and tie, with a matching black hat.
After the wake ended, I briefly met with Byakuren to discuss the funeral plans; she said the funeral would be at the temple tomorrow. I reminded her that it was her birthday; she said she didn’t mind, since she was old enough that missing a birthday celebration or two wasn’t a big deal, and it could simply be delayed if her acolytes insisted on holding a party. Reimu also didn’t mind letting Byakuren, a religious rival, handle the funeral, since it freed her up to do incident patrol. Marisa didn’t say much, telling me she was really only there as an obligation, and left as soon as she politely could to take care of Alice.
Once I was done with my team, I caught up with Kana, who was walking back home with Shinon. “Kana-san. I’m truly sorry about what happened to your father.”
Kana didn’t respond.
“I wish I could have done more, but I only discovered him in the woods after the attack.”
Kana looked down. “...why would he…”
“Hey.” A voice came from behind. It was Tenshi, looking and acting unusually solemn.
“Tenshi,” Kana said.
Tenshi walked forward. “I know what it’s like to lose loved ones, and I can’t imagine how painful this is for both of you.”
“How could you know?” Kana asked. “You’re a Celestial, aren’t you all supposed to have perfect, happy lives??”
Tenshi stared blankly, then shook her head. “...I used to have two younger sisters. They were thrown out of Heaven because they were deemed ‘unclean.’ That place is more of a gilded turd than it seems, that’s why I left.” She shrugged. “But, now’s not the time for me to vent. You need support because you lost your father, right?”
Kana nodded. Tenshi then walked forward and grasped Shinon’s hand. “I’ll take her back down to the house for you. You seem like you have some things to discuss with Goro.”
“I…” Kana choked, then looked at me. “Do you have time?”
“Of course,” I said.
We found ourselves down at Geidontei. Again, the pink-haired girl with the whale cap whose name I didn’t know served us drinks, and again the patrons refused to acknowledge her.
“Nobody notices her,” Kana remarked. “It’s like they all think their drinks just appear out of thin air.”
“You can see her?” I asked.
“Of course,” she said. “Some people can, some people can’t. Nobody knows why. Not even Reimu can see her.” She slumped in her seat. “...something isn’t right.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“The way father acted right before he left home… he’s always been kind of a loose cannon, taking shots at girls, making inappropriate jokes…” She sighed. “But it seemed like something possessed him, like a spirit. And not just him: doesn’t it seem like everyone is suddenly acting rude, selfish, and violent? Just in these past few months. He found that stone and went on about ‘scoring’ with a hot chick, and me and mom tried to stop him…”
“So you know,” I said. “Then covering it up was meaningless.”
“No, it’s fine,” Kana said. “I’d rather no one outside the family know. You were just trying to protect my family’s honor. I’m grateful for that.” She sipped some tea. “Still, it’s like nobody notices, or cares. Not just about that pink-haired girl, but about what’s going on. Something isn’t right, people are acting strangely, no one cares, and now not only is father dead because of it, he died a molester.” She pounded the table. “It pisses me off. Isn’t it the job of people like Reimu and the village elders to make sure incidents like this never happen?!”
I thought about her words, her suppressed rage, her wanting to know what really happened to make Gouki act that way… no doubt, this had its roots in the distortion inflicted upon Gensokyo by Ethos, and if that was the case, then of course those in charge would do nothing.
“If that’s how you feel, then why not take justice into your hands?” I asked.
Kana looked at me. “Huh?”
“Sometimes, the authorities aren’t perfect. In fact, it is easy for them to become corrupted, accept bribes and let injustices happen to line their own pockets. That happened all the time in Tokyo, it happens all the time everywhere. Trust me, I’ve seen it. If you want to change the world, then take matters into your own hands. Isn’t that what your father would want you to do?”
Kana stared at me, as though I had just hit her with a mind-blowing revelation. Hopefully, that was the submissive “good girl” side of her leaving her body.
I got up and paid the tab. “I need to get going, but we can meet up again soon. And again, I’m sorry for you and your family.”
Kana nodded. “Thank you. And thank you for the money, it should help us get by until I can get some more work.”
“Don’t push yourself,” I said. “I’m here for you. And it seems Tenshi is there for you too. You’ve both been through loss.”
“Yeah…”
Outside, I started walking back toward the shop, before another voice came from behind. “It seems you’re mulling on Gouki’s death.”
I turned around and saw Eiki. “‘Could you have done more?’ I’m sure you’re asking yourself. How will this affect your standing? You have many questions, and I want to answer all of them.” She looked around. “But, this is not a good place to do so. I’m sorry to tug you around, but would you mind coming with me?”
“Certainly,” I replied. I followed her out of the village, and was eventually led to Hakugyokurou, where we were received by Yuyuko and Doremy. Once we were seated around the tea table, Eiki got straight to the topic.
“First of all, I want to make it clear that you’re not in trouble,” Eiki said. “It’s as you said: you had no moral obligation to help Samaon-san in that moment, given what he had just tried to do. This will have no effect on your karmic standing.” She took a sip. “Still, doesn’t it strike you as odd? Especially considering Kana’s suspicions.”
“Distortion,” I said. “It has to be.”
“That’s what I was thinking too,” Doremy said. “These disruptions are becoming more commonplace by the day, and not just in Gensokyo: there’s even evidence that, in the wake of the Phantom Thieves taking down the God of Control, something else might be starting to rise up to take his place.”
“His soul is in Hell,” Yuyuko said simply. She looked up at the sky, at all the souls swirling up into the vast astral expanse. “Something is poisoning the stream of souls. Does it have to do with Ethos? Basic human nature? Miasma creeping in from other worlds? I wish I knew.”
I sighed. “Should I have saved him? I knew that he was prone to irresponsible behavior in the past, and that he might lapse even if I were to change his heart. I have no respect for such people, I hope I don’t have to explain why.”
“The burden of being an illegitimate child is a difficult one to live with,” Eiki said, “especially in Japanese society. So, I understand your unwillingness to assist him at that moment.”
“He tried to brainwash and defile my friend,” I said forcefully. “My mother at least had the free will to struggle against Shido.” I sighed again. “...and yet, somehow it felt different. As though it wasn’t really him trying to defile Alice. Knowing what I’m up against, it bothers me.”
“Unfortunately, some people are just innately irresponsible, and unwilling to take responsibility for their actions,” Doremy added. “Gouki never really faced a situation where he had to become accountable. Even in marriage, he still sometimes acted like the delinquent he was in his and Masato’s teenage years, even as the latter grew out of it. He alone is responsible for allowing himself to become distorted enough for the force controlling Ethos to make him a molester, just like how that God of Control enabled Shido’s behavior.” She paused. “Even then, however, this is a concerning development. I won’t dare defend his actions, but it seems our unseen foe is awakening from their dreamlike spread of distortion to become an active threat capable of and willing to target people. If we do nothing, there will be more Goukis.”
“To be sure, I didn’t intend to kill him by any means,” I said. “Simply knock him out and drag him up to Reimu, since it was technically a human-youkai interaction, and let her decide what to do with him. But I hate molesters and rapists with a burning passion, so I decided to allow her dolls to do what they may. I don’t know what shadow possesses Shanghai, but it’s obviously a powerful one who shows no mercy to sinners.” I shook my head. “For her sake, I hope Alice has no memory of this incident.”
“I checked her dreams, it seems she doesn’t,” Doremy said.
“Good. At least she’ll never have to live with that burden, unlike Suzui-san. Even if it didn’t get very far, that shit sticks with you like burrs, not to mention people will blame the victim in a fruitless attempt to avoid realizing that, they too, are vulnerable to things like this happening to them at any moment, and despite their best efforts there’s nothing they can do about it.”
“Alice is also very, very powerful,” Yuyuko said. “She holds back most of the time, but that grimoire she carries holds vast amounts of magical power. Take it from someone who’s been on the receiving end of it, and I will remind you that defeating me is no small feat. It would be absolutely shameful to her self-image if she knew she had been taken advantage of so easily.”
Eiki finished her tea. “In any case, you still managed to protect the honor of your friends, and assign blame only to the perpetrator, as well as the unknown, sinful force.”
“I only did so reluctantly,” I said. “If he had no relatives, I would have been far more open about his crime. It’s disgusting that our societal ideals force us to do these things. And despite being his child, it’s clear Kana agrees.”
“Then why not take your own advice and go do the right thing, even if it defies authority?” Eiki said. “Being virtuous and following the law are not always the same thing, particularly if the law itself, created by man, youkai or even gods, is corrupt. But you already know that. You already know that following ideals created by corrupt men and women, giving into societal pressure born from that corruption and enabled by the unwillingness of the masses to stand up, trying to seek the approval of a man who did not care about you, bolstered by your rage at that same society fueled by a false god who only saw you as a piece in his game, has led you to where you are. Still, you must accept responsibility for your actions, work to right them, and ensure that there are no more Goro Akechis. You will not be spared from Hell until you do.”
“I know… I just need to work up the courage to-”
“Your flaw is that you assume you are irredeemable,” Yuyuko said harshly. “I get that your life circumstances cause you to assume the worst in others, but this is Gensokyo. You have not personally wronged anyone here, nor is there anyone who has even the most remote of connections to anyone you wronged out there. Marisa already knows, and everyone else on your team already at least suspects you had a past knee-deep in blood. They would have killed you by now if they thought you were a threat. I could and would vaporize you into atoms, rip out your soul and cast you straight to Hell, if I thought for even a second that you would harm Youmu. Instead, they have waited, seen your long-repressed positive traits, and are just waiting for you to come forward on your own.” She leaned forward. “Your biggest enemy here is yourself. That part of you which is still embodied by Loki. Face it, defeat it. The fate of Gensokyo, and perhaps the world, hinges on you doing so.”
…Loki… Deep down, was he still… there…? That hatred, that insanity, that…
Notes:
This story is tagged "Creator chose not to use archive warnings." This is because, by virtue of being a fic of Persona 5, a work which includes depictions and/or mentions of rape, murder and extreme violence, this story will naturally dabble into some of that territory as well, although they obviously don't apply to the whole story either. While I won't go further than that game does, I will still mark content warnings on each chapter in which they apply (which, heads up, includes both of the next two). I don't include them for the lulz; I treat them seriously and only use them when absolutely required.
Trivia note: Kana is voiced by Jennifer Lawrence.
Chapter 88: Mental Shutdown [Content Warning]
Summary:
Content Warning: Major Character Death. Viewer discretion is advised.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
4/14
Goro
This morning, I woke up to the distinctive pitter-pat of heavy rain on the bedroom window. Masato tasked me with going up into the attic and making sure that rain wasn’t getting into the shop. The attic was tight and dusty, lit only with a single light bulb installed by the kappa, and the rain pounding the metal roof above was quite loud; however, I was able to determine that no water was getting in. Few customers came in that morning due to the rain, so I mostly passed time rearranging merchandise and dusting.
Around lunch, I grabbed an umbrella and guided Masato to Gouki’s funeral service at the temple. The events of yesterday still haunted me: how Gouki tried to assault Alice, how her dolls killed him, and what this all meant for the incident. Certainly what he tried to do was a heinous crime, but despite his past behavior he never struck me as the sort of man who would do that sort of thing on a whim, and by all appearances his marriage with Shinon was a healthy one. It just served to further underscore the importance of solving the mystery of Ethos as soon as possible.
“Are you doing alright?” I asked him.
Masato took a moment to reply. “I told him his antics would catch up to him eventually.” He sighed. “Just goes to show, as much as Reimu and Marisa both try to make Gensokyo a safer place, sometimes people from the village do get killed.”
“I wish I could have been there sooner,” I said.
Masato looked at me. “You did good. Finding him, at least, and making sure he got a proper sendoff. Some people, mostly Outsiders, just disappear in the woods and never return.” He looked down. “...Marisa. She… didn’t even acknowledge me, like I’m not worth her time…”
I thought about the things Masato had told me about how, out of a desire to protect her, he kept her inside, hovered over her when she was with friends… How the final straw was when he discovered her studying magic. Not necessarily because it was considered taboo, but because he feared she would be taken by demons, evil spirits and the like, or that she would overestimate her abilities and get killed somewhere. After his anguished outburst, she ran away from home, and never came back. She even went so far as to actively avoid him and anywhere he might go. Except on that one occasion…
“She at least seemed willing to be at the wake with you,” I commented. “Even if she clearly wanted to be elsewhere.”
“I know,” Masato said. “She hasn’t even done that much in years. Perhaps she’s finally starting to decide to open back up to me? Who knows?”
“It’s certainly possible,” I said.
At the funeral, Shinon and some of her friends were present. The acolytes were all absent, at Byakuren’s request. Byakuren told me that Reimu was supposed to be there, but had to cancel at the last minute due to a high-profile youkai sighting near the mountain. Interestingly, Kana wasn’t there either, supposedly in order to take care of the house. Byakuren also told me that she would take everyone home, including Masato, in case I needed to do other things. I still stayed long enough to pay my respects, before my communicator buzzed. I politely excused myself in order to go see who it was.
aburaage: Crow, you are needed right now.
pancakeman: Where at?
aburaage: Near Youkai Mountain. You’ll see the fight.
pancakeman: Then, I will be right there.
Despite the rain, which began to pick up even more ferocity, I made my way towards the mountain. In the distance, I could see red bullets approaching the battlefield, along with amulets and stars flying everywhere. Circling around the fray, I tried to make out who our opponent was, but it was very difficult to tell through the bright lights and thick curtain of laser bullets. I was able to hear them, though, and judging by the sound of their voice, they were not at all a pleasant character.
“Hehehehehehe!” a feminine voice cackled. “You fools! Today is the day I get my revenge for you high-and-mighty idiots foiling my revolution!”
“You’re not getting away from us this time, Seija!” Reimu declared. “You thought I was tough back then, I’ve got even more tricks up my sleeve now!”
“Me too!” Marisa shouted. “That fat sack of reward money’s gonna be mine!” She rushed in and slammed Seija in the face with her butt. This caused the red bullets to clear out, and afforded me my first good view of her: a black-haired girl with two short horns on her head, with black hair and a single red stripe, razor-sharp teeth similar to Yuuma’s, and a rather bizarre red, white, blue and black dress with arrow designs on it. I stayed back, out of her field of vision, to analyze her attack patterns before stepping into the fight myself.
Seija summoned her first card. “Yeah, yeah, big whoop, but listen: I’ve trained and trained since then, ain’t no way I’m gonna lose this time. Don’t even need those cheat items!”
“Only because Sukuna depowered and confiscated all of them from you,” Reimu replied. “You know you can’t win a fair fight.”
“Who says I can’t?!” Seija smirked. “Reversal: The World Upside Down!” Red arrows started shooting up from below, and blue arrows rained down from above, and I could see Reimu and Marisa struggling with their movements.
“What the heck?!” Marisa said. “Everything’s all topsy-turvy!”
“Everything’s upside down!” Reimu cried out.
“Hehehe, I’ve got you both now!” Seija taunted. The girls were struggling, Seija was acting smug, but she was crucially leaving her back exposed to me. Without wasting a moment, I whipped out my gun and shot her in the back, instantly breaking the card.
“OW! What the-” Seija looked behind her, but I was already gone. While her head was turned, I popped in from above and shot her again, forcing her to activate another card to keep from losing, only for me to shoot her a third time, breaking that card before much could come out.
“What the fuck?!” Seija complained.
“Sorry for keeping you all waiting,” I said, formally revealing myself to her and tipping my hat.
“You came,” Reimu smirked. “I somehow didn’t think you’d want to fight in the rain.”
“I have fought in far more adverse conditions,” I said.
Seija turned around. “Who the hell do you think you are, buttin’ into my fight like that?!”
I tipped my hat. “I’ve heard you’re rather proud about cheating to win,” I said. “Certainly, you would then consider a three-on-one fight to be fair.”
Seija gritted her teeth, then smirked. “Heh, ‘yer right. I’m a dirty-ass cheater, but you know what? I only do that to survive, ‘cause everyone’s out to kill me, and I fuckin’ love it.”
“That’s only because you tried to invert the Hakurei Border,” Reimu snarled. “Everyone in Gensokyo has orders to capture and, if necessary, kill you.”
“Eh, I can’t help it, ‘cause I'm Amanojaku,” Seija shrugged. “‘Sides, I’m sure you’d all agree that Gensokyo’s corrupt and unstable the way it is now, right? What with all the people comin’ in, how Yukari ain’t doin’ shit, how you’re just standin’ there, takin’ orders from the sages like a goddamn mutt to uphold a fake balance… am I right, Shrine Maiden-sama?”
“I…”
“Gehehehehe! See, I’m right!” Seija cackled. “And that’s why I-”
I shot her again. “Now’s not the time for pointless banter. We’ve come to eliminate you, and I’ll be damned if I fail.”
“Grrr… alright then, pretty boy. You’ve got three free shots on me, so…” She materialized a holographic Devil card. “No more spell card rules! Y’all gonna be guinea pigs for my latest trick!” With an evil smile, she flipped the card over, reversing it, before merging with it and glowing brightly, forcing us to look away. When the light died down, we saw that Seija had surrounded herself in laser bullets in a way resembling a large, demonic figure with Seija’s color scheme, with long, goatlike horns, and a face obscured by a mask with the number XV on its forehead, holding two laser stick-figures, male and female, by chains around their necks.
“What the hell?!?” Marisa exclaimed.
“GAHAHAHAHA! Y’ALL READY TO DIE?!?” She bellowed.
“What did you do?!” Reimu asked.
“Just a little trick I learned from my mom, who in turn learned from a ‘certain someone,’” Seija replied. “Somethin’ ‘bout Arcana ‘shadows’ who were pieces of ‘the appraisers of Nyx’ or some other bullshit like that, I didn’t really fuggin’ care ‘bout the details, just as long as it works!” She then came at us, using spell cards reminiscent of my Curse-based cards.
“Appraiser of Nyx, what’s that supposed to mean?” Marisa said, using her Persona card to summon Mima and no-sell the Curse bullets while charging her. Likewise, I used a Lilim card to also tank the attack while retaliating with blue, icy bullets, while Reimu remained further away from Seija and shot amulets at her from her yin-yang orbs. Even with most of our shots landing, it was like trying to take down the Cyberdemon, as Reverse Devil Seija was capable of taking thousands of shots while responding in kind with Mudo bullets, as well as red and blue arrow danmaku going in every direction, and coming from every direction as well.
“Shit,” Reimu gasped. “Guess I’ll have to bring out the big guns.” She took out a card I hadn’t seen before.
“Aw, what’s the matter, lil’ shrine maiden tired?” Seija taunted.
“I’m just done playing games with you,” Reimu said. “Time to end this, you fiend! Fantasy Na-”
A blinding flash, and then a thunderclap.
“SHIT!” Marisa shouted, covering her ears. I looked away, my own ears ringing and my vision obscured by a large, green blob. When we looked back, we saw Reimu, still hanging in the air and flinching, with her clothes singed and burnt.
Reimu looked around, realizing what had just happened. “...what.” She looked up at the sky. “Is that all ‘ye got? C’mon, hit me some more!”
Another bolt of lightning struck her, tearing and burning her clothes further. “OH, COME ON, I BARELY EVEN FELT THAT! I SAID HIT ME WITH ALL ‘YE GOT!” As if to oblige her, several lightning bolts in quick succession struck her again and again; once they relented, Reimu’s clothes had been completely burned off.
“...what the heck,” Marisa said flatly.
“Ah, Reimu,” I said, “you’re-”
“I’ll kick Seija’s ass naked, I don’t give a fuck,” Reimu barked, before charging at Seija and ripping off her mask, causing her to revert to her normal form, before Reimu tackled her and rocketed down to the ground, slamming Seija into the mud before kneeling down on top of her and punching the shit out of her. Me and Marisa couldn’t do much other than try to process what had just happened.
“...well, so much for her fear of lightning,” Marisa said.
“Indeed, she seems to be completely immune to it somehow,” I commented.
“Now look at ‘er go,” Marisa replied. “Y’know, her chances of winning have always been inversely proportional to how much of her power she uses, and I’ve never seen her lose a fistfight. I mean, yeah, all the shrine maidens are trained in martial arts just in case they lose their powers, but…” She looked back down at them. “...this looks like the plot of a thin book, if ‘ya ask me.”
After several moments, Reimu stood back up and looked down at Seija, who was battered, bruised and bleeding from her mouth. Reimu cracked her knuckles. “Haah… so, what do you think?”
Seija stared at her for a moment, then lightly chuckled. “...heh. Same as always, bitch, same as always. Y’know, even if I lose the fight, so long as I make people hate me, that makes me happy. Because it’s my nature as a youkai. I can’t stand when people love me, like me, or try to sympathize with me. I have to be hated, feared, and loathed. I have to be berated, battered and bruised. I’m wanted dead, right? Then I’ll be laughing up to the moment the blade lops my head off my neck, and I’ll bet Shinmy is the one who’ll do it. The person I used, the person who understood me and wanted to help me, I hated that so much and yet…” She got up off the ground. “Either way, it’s pointless now. If I’m gonna die, might as well go out in a blaze of glory. ‘Sides, you want the reward money all to yourself for your derelict shrine, right? Then, I’ll make ‘ya work for it.”
Reimu crossed her arms. “You still have the energy to defy me, even after all that?” She shook her head and smiled. “If only you had acted in Gensokyo’s best interests. You can train someone to fight, but tenacity is something you’re born with… well, whatever.” She held out her arms. “Come at me, Seija!”
“Hell yeah!” Seija charged up a magic circle and dashed toward her. “I’m gonna mess you up so much that you-” Suddenly, the magic aura surrounding her scattered, and Seija herself tumbled out of the air and rolled across the muddy ground for several meters before coming to a halt before Reimu.
“Hm?” Reimu looked down cautiously to inspect Seija, who groaned and grunted before reaching her trembling arm out toward Reimu, and looked up.
“Geh… gaaaaaaahhh!” she screamed. “What… the… hell…”
“What’s going on???” Marisa asked.
“I don’t know, but-” I came around and got a good look at Seija, who appeared to have black fluid dripping down from her eyes and mouth-
…oh shit.
“Wha- WHAA???” Reimu gasped. “What’s happening to her?!”
I was speechless, horrified, and at a loss for words, as I watched Seija struggle for several moments before her eyes whited out, she collapsed face-first onto the ground with her arms sprawled out and the inky fluid pooling around her face, and eventually, her body disintegrated into gray ash.
…
Me and Marisa stared blankly at the pile of ash and clothes. Without missing a beat, Reimu, still naked, began exorcising the spot to cleanse it of Seija’s residual youkai energy. I stood there, realizing that the worst-case scenario had come into being.
“So… what we saw was a ‘mental shutdown.’” Reimu said.
“Indeed,” I said dourly. “When a person’s shadow self is destroyed, their desires, ethos, and overall person cease to exist, leaving them little more than braindead shells with only the most basic of functions. As you could probably imagine, this process often kills its victims near-instantly.”
“But we haven’t killed anyone’s shadows, per your strict instructions,” Byakuren said.
“Indeed,” I nodded. “Which can only mean one thing: we have a rogue Persona-user on our hands.”
Everyone seated around Nitori’s table looked at me in shock. So did Mamiko and Aya, who were not physically present but instead represented on monitors on Nitori’s cave wall.
“A rogue Persona-user??” Marisa said. “Ooooyyyyyy…”
“Isn’t that, y’know, very bad?” Aya asked.
“It is,” I replied. “We need to find them as soon as possible and neutralize them. Seija may have been a criminal, but they likely won’t stop at just killing her. More lives could be in danger, since anyone with a shadow is susceptible to being killed, without them knowing who did it.”
Reimu thought for a moment, before saying, “but, you know, Seija was a wanted criminal. Perhaps it was a misguided attempt at changing her heart?”
“If it was, we need to find the perpetrator and correct them immediately, before more innocent lives are taken,” I said. “It’s highly probable that we will find them within Ethos. The next time we go there, we should perform a thorough search for anyone else in there besides shadows. We should also keep an eye out for any signs of activity in the real world, such as calling cards, sudden changes of heart, or both.”
“Still, a rogue Persona-user,” Byakuren mused. “Like us, but with ill-intentioned motives. I wonder how many such people exist.”
“More than you would think,” came a strange, male voice.
Immediately, all of us shot up and faced the entrance. “Who are you?!?” Marisa shouted.
“My, so quick to assume danger,” the voice replied. In came a man, dressed as a butler, who I recognized as one of the servants at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, although we never spoke, and I never got his name. He had long, pale-blonde hair and piercing yellow eyes. “I overheard you talking about shadows and Personas while out running errands for Scarlet-dono.”
“Er… you mean, you know about all that stuff?” Nitori asked nervously.
“Of course I know about that stuff, I have… quite a bit of experience regarding it,” he clarified, before bowing. “Regardless, I should introduce myself. I am Takaya Sakaki, a humble servant of Remilia Scarlet.”
“Takaya Sakaki-” I mouthed, before pointing at him and shouting, “wait, hold on! You’re supposed to be dead! According to the S.E.E.S. debriefings, you-”
“Should have died when Tartarus collapsed, and I succumbed to the effects of the Persona suppressants,” he finished for me. “Indeed, I don’t know how it happened either. I remember lying down on the ground, awaiting Nyx’s salvation, before waking up in a cell with a ball and chain shackled to my ankle. At that point, a maid came by, saying how I was supposed to be fed to ‘Milady’s sister,’ before shaking her head and telling me I was going to be a butler instead. I was slow to pick up on my situation, but eventually adjusted to it. Jin is there, too.”
Miko looked at me. “Goro, do you know this gentleman?”
“Not exactly,” I replied. “I was only eleven at the time, and didn’t review details about the Tartarus case until years later, during which his name came up a lot.” I paused, before continuing. “Many years ago, a powerful conglomerate known as the Kijiro Group conducted experiments on shadows, which included artificially implanting Personas in several test subjects, which became berzerk, resulting in the deaths of all but three of the subjects, all orphans picked off the street.” I looked at Takaya. “This man is one of those three survivors. The experiments eventually resulted in the accidental creation of a phenomenon known as the ‘Dark Hour,’ wherein a tower known as ‘Tartarus’ acted as a beacon, a ladder if you will, for the despair of humanity to call out to the Moon, also known as Nyx, to bring about the Fall, causing the end of the world.”
“I see you know quite a lot about the incident,” Takaya replied.
“Well, the Kijiro Group’s offices were raided afterward, and I reviewed the case as part of my search for the Phantom Thieves of Hearts,” I replied. “A search which led to my own coming here, as a matter of fact.”
“Wait, so the Moon is an eldritch entity which tried to cause the end of the world?” Aya asked. “Were the Lunarians involved?”
“I have no idea,” I shrugged.
Suddenly, Reimu froze up. “Hold on… I just remembered something.”
“What is it, Rei?” Marisa asked.
“I… how do I explain this? It’s like… I don’t know, deja vu? You know that feeling when there’s a hole in your memory, that’s all of a sudden filled and then it’s like ‘wait, how on Earth did I forget something like that??”
“Hmm… I’m not sure I follow you,” Miko said.
“When that ‘Dark Hour’ was mentioned, I remembered… about seven years ago, on the night of a full moon, I was out doing my normal full moon patrol when the sky turned green, the moon damn near filled the sky, shadowy blobs similar to the shadows we find in Ethos began popping up everywhere, and then at the end of it all, the moon cracked open like an egg and revealed a giant, red eye staring down on everything.” She paused. “And then, as suddenly as it began, it stopped, and I guess my memory of the whole thing was wiped.”
Marisa’s eyes widened. “Hey… now that’cha mention it, I remember exactly the same thing! And I totally remember thinking it was the Lunarians tryin’ to get back at us for stealin’ their sake.”
“Wait… I remember now as well,” Youmu said, shaking.
“Huh… interesting,” Miko thought. “A major incident which was wiped from memory. Then, why do I not remember that?”
“Er… this was back in 2010, ‘bout a year before you were resurrected,” Marisa said. “So, yeah, of course you wouldn’t remember it.”
“Feels like yesterday,” Takaya said, spinning his arm around. “Oh, I wish you all would have been there to witness the glory of Nyx… even though I no longer consider it to be glorious myself.” He then turned around to leave. “Regardless, I should get going. I am on a time limit, after all. If you wish to know more, come by the mansion and I’m sure Sakuya-sama would be willing to talk about it in more detail.”
The door shut, and the room was silent.
“Wow, what a weirdo,” Marisa said. “Never knew he was like that, let alone that he knew a thing or two about Personas.”
“I assume you know him?” I asked her.
“Not really,” Marisa shrugged. “He and his friend have only been servants at the mansion for about seven years, and they don’t like showin’ their faces to outsiders. If you didn’t see either of them during your visits there, that’s prolly why, they were watchin’ ‘ya from a distance, and I’m sure that they didn’t dare go near the indoor beach on White Day. I’ll catch a glimpse of them here and there when I visit the library, but that’s about it.”
“Certainly sounds like them,” Reimu said. “I remember Sakuya mentioning that they’d picked up a couple new butlers around the same time the Moriya Shrine kicked up a fuss with the giant inflatable mecha, but I’ve hardly ever seen them even though I’m a frequent guest. And based on what that guy told us, likely for good reason.”
“If he was the survivor of human experimentation, especially as a child…” Byakuren shuddered. “...no wonder he would have trouble trusting people.”
“He also said something about Sakuya knowing some more about shadows and the Metaverse, or at least the ‘Dark Hour,’” Youmu said. “Does that mean Sakuya herself is a Persona-user?”
“Well, we’re gonna investigate Patchouli anyway,” Aya said. “Might be worth asking her while we’re ahead.”
“So,” Mamiko said, “we have both Patchouli and a rogue Persona-user to investigate, a strange man who might know more about the situation we’re in, and Sakuya could be a Persona-user as well.”
“We have our work cut out for us, that’s for sure,” I commented. “We should take a day or two to prepare for the operation. I’ll get some more medicine from Eientei tomorrow; I’ll also see if I can press Eirin for some details regarding the moon and Nyx. Not because it’s directly relevant to our current goals, but I find it highly unlikely that she would be completely unaware of the matter.”
“Gah, this is waaaay too much all at once, but I guess we just gotta take it all one step at a time,” Marisa said.
“As much as we prepare for incidents, we’re never ready for them, or their scope,” Reimu said. She stood up. “I’ll keep an eye out for any strange activity, and monitor anyone suspicious.”
“That should go for anyone,” Miko said. “Frankly, I cannot stand letting a supernatural killer remain at large. There would be panic in the Village before we knew it.
“It sounds like we’re in agreement on how to move forward,” I said. “Let’s try to reconvene on Monday. If the pattern holds, there should be a new block of Ethos for us to explore. No doubt our mystery Persona user will also take advantage of it. If everyone is alright with Monday, say aye.”
“Aye,” everyone else said. With that, the meeting was adjourned. Again, I was quiet when I returned to the shop, which caused Masato to ask me if something was going on. I simply told him that Reimu had a lot of work lately which required my aid. Keine stopped by to visit, and we shared dinner together.
As I went to bed, the sight of Seija’s mental-shutdown face remained burned into my memory. All my crimes, all my sins… And now there was potentially another person like me, going out and killing people with no fear of repercussions whatsoever. The fact that Takaya Sakaki was alive and working for Remilia as a butler was just icing on the cake of shocking revelations. The death of Kana’s father, and the crime he tried to commit before it happened, continued to weigh on me as well.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared me for the day that was to come. To think that a routine visit to Eientei to get more medicine could spiral into a shitshow that changed everything I believed about myself, and what several other people believed about themselves as well.
Notes:
I recently finished Persona 3 Reload, which is the main reason for the update gap. I already mentioned that knowing more about that game's plot would be necessary for a future arc, but this is the point where Persona 3 is formally added to the list of crossovers, since its plot and characters will become important enough going forward to warrant it. I also got a... few things wrong about certain details about that game in past chapters, such as thinking that Strega was larger than just three kids and that there were survivors unaccounted for. I'll be going back and retconning these to keep things consistent.
Chapter 89: Psychotic Breakdown [Content Warning]
Notes:
This chapter depicts graphic physical and emotional violence against a woman. If this upsets you, please skip this chapter.
Chapter Text
4/15
Goro
The storm continued overnight, battering the window with heavy rain droplets and lighting up the sky with bright, loud flashes of thunder and lightning, before clearing up by morning. When I stepped outside to sand the part of the street in front of the door, the air was crisp, cool and cleansed, a brilliant rainbow framed the morning sun, birds were chirping, and patchy, fluffy clouds floated in the air.
It was as though nature itself was taunting me about the bad things currently going on. But, who knows, perhaps it was foretelling a change in fortunes?
Yeah, right.
It was a fairly typical morning, with people coming in and out of the store, swapping out items, making small talk, even bartering with Masato in a couple of cases. I kept myself busy, dusting off the shelves, organizing and finding shelf space for new items, doing the laundry, and keeping a hot pot of tea going for ourselves and our guests. The second I was done for the day, I got my things together and headed straight for Eientei.
The bamboo forest was vast, and also buggy, and I had to brush ticks off of my clothes a couple of times. Along the road to the mansion, I found Mokou digging up bamboo shoots and loading them into a cart.
“Good afternoon, Mokou-san,” I said.
She turned around. “Oh, hey there.” She stopped and wiped some sweat off her forehead. “Wasn’t expectin’ to see ‘ya out here, day after a storm and all that.”
“I need to visit Eientei today to pick up some medicine,” I said. I looked around. “Looks like quite the harvest.”
“It’s diggin’ season for shoots,” Mokou said. “Not many people come out here because of the youkai population, so I often have the whole damn forest to myself and can make quite the pretty penny sellin’ them at the market. Not to mention, they make up a good chunk of my own food supply, too.”
“I see,” I nodded.
“Yeah. Course, that doesn’t mean I’m completely alone, either. Some of the rabbits come out here too to harvest shoots. There’s also Chidorin, but she usually sticks to the ridge over there past the-”
At that moment, a red-haired girl in similarly tattered clothes as Mokou’s emerged from the forest, dragging a rickshaw piled high with shoots.
“Oh, hey, speak of the devil.” Mokou called out to her, “Rare to see you out here, Chidorin, somethin’ happen?”
“Chidorin” took a moment to register our presence, before looking at us. She stared at us, silently, with a blank expression, before responding, “the storm washed out my usual path to the Village, so I’ll have to cut through here, if you don’t mind.”
“Eh, don’t sweat it,” Mokou smiled. “That storm was easily the worst in years, prolly muddy roads everywhere. Just don’t go diggin’ in my bamboo fields, ‘ya slime.”
“Same goes for you, you friggin’ pigeon,” the girl replied, before lightly chuckling and continuing to the Village.
I turned to Mokou and asked, “a fellow forest hermit?”
“You could say that,” she shrugged. “Actually, I found her a few years ago in the snow, much like you actually. Unlike you, she was clearly near-death, so I saved her life by, uh, er…” She paused for a moment. “So, um, if you eat the liver of a Hourai immortal, you become one too, so…”
“Ah,” I said. “I understand.”
“It was a… desperate measure,” Mokou said. “I normally don’t like inflicting that on someone, but she was in such bad shape that she would have died literally minutes after I found her. She still died, but then she regenerated. She was super confused when she woke up, and I took a while to explain everythin’ to her. What Gensokyo was, and how she could now endlessly regenerate. Poor thing had a huge fear of death, so I guess I cured her of that, I guess? Anyway, I taught her everything she needed to know to survive in Gensokyo, including some fire sorcery and spell cards on the side. We went our separate ways after that, but we still bump into each other from time to time, and bounce banter off each other.”
“Chidorin”... I realized she could be Chidori Yoshino, appearing in Gensokyo after the Dark Hour was eliminated. But… she was known to be alive and married to Junpei Iori Outside, so how could she be here too…?
I shook my head. Something to investigate another time. “Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but I have business to attend to.”
“Gotcha,” Mokou said. “Hey, when you get a moment, why don’t we go out for drinks sometime? I can invite Kaguya, too.”
“But, I thought you and her were-”
“Sometimes,” Mokou said. “Other times, I walk ‘er out to the Village, since she tends to cause a scene when she goes alone, what with all the men tryin’ to hit on her. Remember, she is Princess Kaguya, after all.”
“Haah… Of course her reputation would continue to dog her into the present day,” I replied.
“Yep, nothin’ like a ragged old forest hermit to scare ‘em away,” she boasted.
“I don’t know, you are rather charming yourself, in your own way,” I commented.
“I, er-” Mokou got huffy, then pointed at me. “You watch your goddamn mouth, pretty boy! Don’t make me take back my choice to save ‘ya, if you know what I mean!”
“You wouldn’t dare,” I said, crossing my arms and smiling, before simply excusing myself. “Hey, get back here! I ain’t done with ‘ya!” I could hear Mokou shouting from behind me as I approached the mansion.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Eirin said as she welcomed me into the exam room. “You seem to have become quite the loyal customer.”
“Only because you have the best medicine,” I replied. “Reisen has quite the eye for effective drugs.”
“I would punish Udonge for letting go of our best medicine so easily,” she said playfully, “but I suppose we should be willing to pay a fair price for a test subject as wonderful as you…” She trailed off a bit, before saying, “that being said, I only need one simple thing from you today.”
“Another body-altering clinical trial?” I snarked.
“No, just a blood draw,” she replied. “The results of some of your previous tests have been… anomalous, to say the least. The reaction to the Butterfly Dream Pill prototype, and especially the sex-swapping elixir allowing you to switch freely back-and-forth… Those were out of line of my predictions based on a normal, human male consuming them. So, I would like to check for any abnormalities affecting the outcome of our trials, to make sure I not only get accurate data but also so that no future drugs will kill you unexpectedly.”
“Fair enough,” I nodded.
“Splendid.” She performed the draw, then stowed the sample away for analysis. “This shouldn’t take too long, perhaps three days at most depending on my workload. I will summon you here to discuss the results once they are in.”
I stood up and bowed. “Thank you, Yagokoro-sama.” She smiled, then allowed me out of the room.
As usual, Reisen led me into the back and allowed me to peruse the medicine selection. “You’ve become quite the regular customer,” she remarked. “Just what on Earth are you doing to make you go through medicine this fast?”
“Let’s just say helping Reimu resolve incidents is a full-contact sport,” I said.
“True that,” Reisen replied. “I had a feeling you were buying for multiple people, anyway.” She reached up and grabbed some medicinal powder from the shelf. “Still, it seems like you go through medicine awfully fast. You should remember to keep a balanced diet and not rely on drugs for everything, even if you’re helping Reimu and Marisa with their antics.”
“I understand,” I nodded. I picked out some drugs I thought would work for our explorations, after which Reisen asked for payment.
“I’ll take 12,000 yen for this,” she asked.
“Certainly,” I replied, reaching into my pocket and grabbing my wallet. “Here’s your-”
Ah. I had inadvertently pulled out a Life Stone.
“Er, sorry, let me get my-”
Reisen quickly took the stone from my hands, caressing it and looking at it with amazement. “What is… where did you get this thing??”
“I… I discovered it one day while exploring,” I said.
Reisen carefully examined the stone. “I can tell… The waves this thing is giving off, it’s packed with pure, concentrated life force!” She laughed. “You don’t see things like this every day. Can’t believe you just randomly had it in your pocket.” She looked up at me. “Tell you what: I’ll let you have that medicine, and a bit more besides, if you’re willing to trade me for this.”
I considered her offer. While it was a Metaverse artifact, which could possibly lead to her discovering it, it was also very common, we had a pile of Life Stones already, and the medicine she was offering would heal more than just one Life Stone. “Deal,” I said.
“Thank you!” Reisen smiled. “I’ll make it worth it!” She kept smiling for a second, before putting her hands behind her back and drifting her eyes around. “Say… if you’re training with Reimu, that means you must be pretty strong, right? I mean, I heard all about how you dealt with that hidden god, after she, Marisa and some others got knocked out.”
“That… may be so, but I wouldn’t quite say I’m on her level yet,” I said.
“I know, but still, an Outsider like you, learning spell cards so quickly…” She looked at the floor. “Do you have time for a quick spar before you go? I want to see just how good you are.”
I rolled my arm around. “Certainly. Although, I will warn, don’t expect that I will be a pushover.”
Reisen chuckled. “Don’t get so cocky, pretty boy. After you see what I’m capable of, you’ll be kissing my feet begging for mercy, not that you’ll get it.”
I smirked. “Then, bring it on.”
Outside Eientei, we found a suitable clearing in which to conduct the duel. Only Eirin was there to spectate; everyone else was away on other errands.
“Are you sure about facing Udonge?” Eirin asked. “Even if she goes easy on you, she is a force to be reckoned with.”
“I believe I have the necessary skill to match her in a fight,” I said. “I did help defeat the Hidden God after all.”
“‘Helped,’” Reisen said, “but you’ll have to take me on alone.” She pulled out her hand. “Three strikes, I’ll go at you with kid gloves.”
“Have at you!” I declared, drawing my weapon and opening fire. Her opening salvo involved numerous waves of alternating pink and red bullets which looked like pistol shots (suppositories?), which required skillful weaving to avoid and close the distance to land the first hit.
“Heh, not bad,” she said. “Time to activate my card: ‘Vision Wave: Mindblow! Red-Eye Hypnosis!” This sounded like a Psychic-based attack, so I took a guess and used a Nuke-based Horus Sun card to try and score a debilitating hit. In three-hit rulesets, striking a weakness caused the opponent to stagger much like a shadow in the Metaverse having its weakness struck, leaving them open to follow-ups and usually resulting in a win. She started by firing a single wave of bullets, only for her to activate her “madness-inducing eye” to do… what exactly? The wave of bullets kept expanding out, with her activating her eye every few seconds as if that was supposed to do something to them.
Unless that something was to cause my head to throb every few seconds to break my concentration, which it was certainly succeeding at doing. Each time the red waves radiated out, each time her eyes glinted, I could feel something, something vicious, tear at me from within, like a demon trying to express itself, inflict despair, hatred, pain, bloodshed, viscera, insanity…
I tried to shake it off, and tried to focus on countering the bullets as they came out. Closing the distance, I could tell Reisen was getting agitated… and it made me feel good.
“What the- what’s going on?!? You’re not reacting to the card the way the others do!” She called out.
“This all ‘ye got?!?” I shouted with a rasp. “C’mon, show me a real fight, ‘ya goody two-shoes bitch!”
“I- ah!” she yelped. “W-w-well, alright!” She changed her card and pattern to a cross-weave coming from all directions, not that it would do her any good. Again, the waves raged through the air, again the feeling of bloodshed and violence surged through my body, again my desire for her blood intensified, ripping out her heart and guts just like the no-good victims of my mental shutdowns, fuckin’ greedy bastards. I grinned and stared at her gleefully, all the while she frantically shot out lasers to keep me away, but I wasn’t getting scared away from my prey so easily.
“Ah… no, no! Get away from me you-”
*Pichuu~n*
Finally, one of my shots landed, and the trashy rabbit whore fell to the ground screaming in pain. I rocketed down to the ground and mercilessly pumped her full of shots from my gun to make sure she stayed down, before going in for the kill.
“Ah… ahahahaha! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” I looked at the sky and cackled madly. “I HAVEN’T FELT THIS GOOD IN A LONG TIME! BLOODSHED, VIOLENCE, PAIN! INFLICTING IT AND FEELING IT! IT GIVES ME ENERGY!!!!”
The rabbit girl struggled back onto her feet. “I… Akechi-san, what has gotten into-”
“I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT!” I socked her in the jaw, sending her spinning down onto the ground and getting blood on my hand, before running over and kicking her in the gut, making her cough up even more blood. I then stood over her and stomped on her. “YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING USELESS RABBIT, HIDING BEHIND YOUR FRIENDS AND ONLY GOOD FOR YOUR SEX APPEAL!”
“No…” She began to cry tears, delicious tears which I could lick right off of her face. “Nononono, I’m not a… a…”
“GYAHAHAHA!” I cackled. “THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S WHAT YOU REALLY ARE, AND YOU’LL DIE LIKE THAT TOO!” She rolled over, clutched her head, and started screaming a ghastly shriek, like a girl mixed with a demon, and to which I could get off to.
“YOU’RE A GODDAMN WASTE OF FLESH, AND I WILL END YOU, JUST LIKE ALL THE USELESS, SELF-SERVING PRICKS OUTSIDE WHO FUCKED ME IN THE A-”
Chapter 90: Loki
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro
…
I opened my eyes. My mind was incredibly foggy. All I could see was blue and white light. Was I in… Heaven? No… that can’t be right.
I was laying on the ground, limbs sprawled out in all directions. Slowly, my consciousness returned, and so did my strength. I pushed myself up, then slowly managed to get back on my feet, joints cracking the entire time.
I looked around. I was in the Velvet Room. However, Igor was not present. Neither was Lavenza, or Rika for that matter. I tried to see if anyone else was here besides me. Behind me, I could see Reimu and Marisa face-down on the ground in their Metaverse outfits, as if dead.
I… For a moment, I was wrapped in a haze of confusion, before slowly, it returned. The memory of how I went insane from Reisen’s “Madness-Inducing Eye,” proceeded to viciously attack her, called her useless and mocked her for being a coward, and the screams of pure terror and despair. I stood there, frozen in shock, before my knees trembled, and I dropped to the floor, gripping my head in horror as the realization sunk in.
“No… I’m not a monster inside… I’m not my father…”
“Pathetic,” came a voice.
I looked up. “Who???”
There was a mocking chuckle which echoed throughout the room. “Wow, didn’t expect ‘ya to get so soft so quickly, eh ‘Ace Defective Akechi-san?”
I… that voice. I recognized it now.
“Loki,” I hissed. “So, you weren’t as gone from my psyche as I had imagined.”
“Took ‘ya long enough, fuckin’ retard,” it replied. “Don’t you remember? ‘I am thou. Thou art I. I am the other self, the embodiment of thine hatred against the world so unfair and unjust to thou.”
I swept my hand. “If that’s the case, then explain my newfound power and purpose brought forth from my very shadow.”
“Hehehe… idiot,” it snarled. “Don’t pretend that you cast aside your rage and desires so that you could pretend to be a hero. After all, you and I know just how much rage, hate, and disdain you harbor toward the society which cast you aside like a piece of trash.”
“I… I…” I quickly steeled myself, then looked up. “Show yourself!”
There was silence for a few moments, nothing but the sound of banners gently ruffling on the walls, before a voice called, “I’m right here!”
I turned around again, toward Igor’s desk, and saw… Shido.
…no, that couldn’t be right… could it?
“Hmhmhmhm.” The being crossed its arms. “Such a worthless, pathetic son who never had the courage to stand up to his father. Instead, hiding behind his worthless confidants whose leader he tried to kill out of jealousy. Jealousy of all the things he had that you don’t: friends, charisma, strength of will to defy injustice and carve his own path, no matter the obstacles in his way. Not afraid of consequences, not afraid of self-sacrifice, not even afraid of death. But you? You’re just a coward! Using those girls like chess pieces to advance your own agenda and save your own skin. This glorious country doesn’t need dregs like you.”
I swept my hand. “It may be true that I exist because of shameful circumstances, but only because you failed to act responsibly yourself. I didn’t choose to be a bastard scorned by our archaic society, forced through the wringer at every turn. I acted out against everyone and everything out of weakness, sure.” I chuckled. “I was such an idiot, allowing myself and my desire for revenge, for recognition, to be taken advantage of… but you know what? I learned from Ren. I learned what it means to have friends, allies, who you trust and who trust you in turn. Am I still afraid of punishment and retribution? Certainly. Will that stop me from pursuing my own justice?” I manifested my Metaverse outfit and drew my gun. “...well, I hope this serves as my answer.”
The being smirked. “You talk a big game, boy, but when push comes to shove, you’ll just throw them all under the bus to save your own skin, just the same as you always have.” It took on a more demonic… no, oni-like appearance, with reddened skin, pronounced fangs, and even some small horns. “So, I may as well end you when you are at your weakest: alone, and afraid!” It charged toward me, and I braced myself, only for the charge to be interrupted by a figure swiftly moving in and deflecting its charge.
“Gah!” The being stumbled back. I looked to see who had come to my rescue, and was surprised to see…
“I thought I sensed something going on here,” Rika said, wielding a large spear. “Igor was supposed to be visiting Doremy, and Lavenza told me she’d be stepping out with Margaret to go skiing at Arapahoe.” She glared at the being. “So of course something happens while they’re away.”
The being got back up, briefly flickering and showing Loki, thus confirming that it was indeed him. “Tch! Meddling bitch! Whatever. I’ll just deal with you all at once!” The room began to shake, which woke up Reimu and Marisa and jolted them onto their feet.
“Zh- huh? What??” Marisa looked around. “What’s this place? Why am I in my fightin’ gear? What’s goin’ on???”
Reimu looked toward Loki, who was slowly transforming into… something. Something big. “What on Earth…”
I faced Loki with all my determination. “I have all my friends on my side, to strike you down. All of them, even him! He lives in my heart, everywhere I go! And I will not let him down!” As if on cue, a fifth person began to materialize, and there was no mistaking it. The crested boots, the long, dark coat, the classy vest, the bird-mask and a mop of frizzy hair… It was him. Joker. I couldn’t tell if it was the real one, and he didn’t speak, but he seemed a bit confused as to why he was here, before smirking evilly and holding out his hands, letting his mask dissipate into red and white lights, which slowly formed behind him into a winged, demonic thief with a deep, menacing cackle: the Pillager of Twilight, Arsene.
“...whoa,” Marisa said, stepping back.
“So, this is Joker…” Reimu mused, before facing back at Loki. “And…”
In front of us, the transformation was complete: a central black-and-white striped body, and five figures sticking out of it: Shido from the top, and four others acting as the “limbs.” As for what those limbs were…
“D-dad?!?” Marisa exclaimed.
“YOU!” the limb which looked like Masato exclaimed. “You’re nothing but a worthless, disobedient little bitch! I will CRUSH you to bits!”
“No! I…”
“Worthless son of mine!” exclaimed another limb, addressing Joker. “I don’t even know where you came from! I have no memory of your mother birthing you!!!” Joker didn’t verbally respond, but certainly seemed shaken.
There were two legs: one was an unknown man, and the other a seemingly amorphous black blob of tentacles formed around the shape of a person. Reimu stepped back. “Wait… could it be that…”
“F-father??” Rika said, shaking.
“Why would you abandon your OWN family, you defiant brat! We’ll take you back where you belong: with us, to your GRAVE!”
Reimu, now shaking more, stared at the remaining leg in horror, realizing that, by process of elimination, that it had to be…
I drew my knife. “Everyone!” I declared. “Don’t be afraid to face your own fathers!”
“Er, right!” Marisa said, baring her claws, before we all moved in to engage. “Bring it on!” Loki, speaking from Shido, declared.
This being… Let's call it the “Great Father” for consistency. This being was five enemies in one, with each limb specializing in a different attack strategy. Shido, who represented the “head,” was the strongest overall, utilizing powerful physical attacks to try and knock us down. The Masato arm primarily used Psychic attacks, no doubt to try and hit Marisa’s weakness, and also tried to inflict mental ailments as well, preventing Marisa from trying to hit his Nuclear weakness (Rika confirmed this) in lieu of trying to cure us all of them. Joker’s father used Curse attacks, including instant-kills. Rika’s father specialized in buffing and debuffing, while the unknown, remaining leg seemingly did nothing, other than try and take swipes at anyone who got too close. It was a tough fight, easily the toughest foe I had ever faced, and since I didn’t have most of my normal team, I was forced to make do with limited resources, including my Personas on hand.
Being tactically minded, I chose to target Rika’s father first: not only did he support by buffing and debuffing, he was also a leg, so I hoped to topple the beast by eliminating him. “Everyone!” I said. “Target Rika’s father first!”
“Roger!” Marisa said, launching attacks at him, followed by Joker and Reimu shooting at him. Rika, meanwhile, hesitated to strike him at first, as he continued to taunt her and belittle her.
“Weak bitch!” he shouted. “Too ashamed to admit you ran away from your family and left them to die?!?”
“I… I…”
“It’s not him!” I said sternly. “It’s just an illusion, trying to take advantage of your weakness!”
Rika stood there for a moment, then gathered her resolve. “...you’re right, Crow. Yes, I made stupid decisions back then. Yes, I ran away from a world that was destroyed, and didn’t even try to bail them out. But, what’s done is done, and I just have to live with it.” She lunged toward him. “And I can at least take solace in the fact that I avenged them, and killed the asshole responsible for their deaths!” At that moment, she thrust the spear into his heart, causing him to cry out and disintegrate.
“Woo, one down!” Marisa cheered. The Great Father began to topple over, only for the Masato arm to suddenly shift down and take the place of the fallen leg.
“Huh, what??” Reimu exclaimed.
“Seems his arms can shift to take the place of destroyed legs,” I observed. “In that case, we’d best focus on taking out limbs which pose the most threat.” I pointed at Masato. “Start with that one. We won’t make much headway if our healer is being constantly targeted.”
Marisa grunted, then gathered her resolve. “...understood.” She targeted Masato next, absorbing an Eigaon from Joker’s father meant for Reimu, backflipping over a tentacle sweep and ducking under a Megaton Raid from Shido, before meeting her father face-to-face, staring him straight in the eye.
“You little, defiant weasel…” he hissed.
Marisa tipped her hat. “Nothing personal.” She then stabbed her claws into his eyes, before pulling them out. “I don’t regret the path I’ve taken as a witch. I’ll make up with dad on my own terms.” The limb disintegrated as blood dripped off of her claws. “...asshole.”
Again, the Great Father began to tip over, but this time the black figure expanded its tentacles out and centered itself to support the monster. “Not bad,” Shido said, crossing his arms. “But this fight has only just begun!” He pointed out toward us, motioning Joker’s father to begin pelting us with Mudo attacks.
“Shit!” Reimu said, swiping at one with her gohei. “Well, we’re not safe as long as that guy’s alive!”
“Then let’s focus on him next!” I switched Personas to Thoth, who had Kouga, then glanced at Joker. “I imagine you’ll want to take center stage?”
Joker smirked and adjusted his mask, before dashing toward the Great Father. Arsene intercepted Shido’s Akashic Arts with Vorpal Blade, allowing him to jump toward his father, gun in hand, and say the only word he said that night: “begone.” One bullet in the head later, and the arm was no more.
Again, Shido laughed. “Where was this tactical thinking when you were serving as my gopher?” he taunted.
“Shut. Up.” I pointed my knife at him. “You’re just a being born from my own weakness and rage. The real Shido is busy wiping Yachie’s ass in the Animal Realm. I have no need for you and your malice! Too many innocent people have died because of it!”
“You still refuse to admit that I am a part of you, the suppressed anger, and fear of taking responsibility.” He held out his arms. “Very well. You shall perish.”
“Bring it on!” I declared. At once, all of us charged at him. The black figure still did nothing other than support the body and head, so we ignored it and went straight for the twisted ogre that was my father. Blow after blow, Agneyastra after Swift Strike, his physical blows hit like trucks, but through our combined strength and resolve we weathered his blows, and finally, once I had an opening, I struck.
“Burn in Hell!” I yelled angrily, as I finished him off by decapitating him with a well-aimed Rising Slash. This caused the head to dissolve, leaving only the body and “foot.”
“Whew,” Marisa said. “Only one more to go. Hopefully it won’t put up a fight.”
Reimu pointed at the figure. “Er… maybe it will.” The figure retreated up into the body, causing tentacles to emerge from every orifice… No. They more resembled fox tails. The body cracked, before explosively shattering, revealing…
“...wha…?” Marisa said, wide-eyed.
“Wait…” Reimu trembled. “These are supposed to be our fathers, right? Then why… why…?”
The figure revealed itself: nude and nine tailed, fox ears and female body, with parts of a man. It was… Unmistakably, it resembled Ran Yakumo.
“You!” she shouted, pointing at Reimu. “You are an unnatural affront to nature who should not even exist! A worthless shrine maiden who killed her own mother!”
“What???” I looked at Reimu, who stood there in disbelief with tears streaking down her face.
“Wha… killed…?” She collapsed onto the ground. “No. Nonononononono! This can’t be happening! This is just some kind of bad joke!”
“Pull it together, Rei!” Marisa shouted, disregarding her code name. “We have a fight to win!”
“I…”
“Not a moment to waste,” I said, leading one last assault against Loki. This form proved to be the deadliest of all, possessing strong attacks from every element, a deadly array of physical and projectile moves, and, when her endurance ran low, even began blasting us with Megidolaon. She took a lot of hits to die, in no small part because Reimu was too emotionally wracked to help out, but we eventually managed to succeed, mostly due to a curious property of Rika’s spear which prevented wounds from healing. As we defeated it, the twisted visage of Ran cried out in distorted agony as it melted back down into its true form: the striped, dreadlocked demon I knew all too well.
I stood on top of Loki, gun pointing at his ugly face. “Haah… anything to say before you kill an undeniable part of yourself?”
I pulled the trigger, causing him to die and disintegrate into black sludge.
“No,” I said. I stepped back, taking a moment to admire my handiwork, to process what had all transpired, before suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my head.
“Ghhh!” I groaned, staggering around in intense pain.
“Crow!” Marisa rushed over to my aid. I started to fall, only for Joker to catch me and hold me up. Rika encouraged Reimu to get up and crawl over to me, with the latter still crying and unable to focus.
“Crow, stay with us!” Marisa called out desperately. I coughed… I coughed black fluid onto her hand. She looked down, and realized what was going on, before staring at me in horror. Black blobs clouded my vision, and my consciousness began to fade.
“...ah,” I muttered weakly. “...so this is how they felt. Every last one of them… spending their final moments in…” My head fell back, and my vision fully blacked out. The last thing I could sense before losing consciousness was someone’s head falling on my chest, and Reimu’s faint, gurgled voice: “I remember now…”
Notes:
Well, I promised a wham episode, and boy howdy did I deliver. This was originally going to be a single chapter, but I didn't want to force readers to read the trigger-warning part, so I split it into two. Combined with a bunch of things going on in my personal life, and this chapter was slow to crank out, but eventually, it did.
I would definitely consider this bit of chapters to be one of the story's big dividing points, since we'll be seeing a lot of megaton revelations get dropped from here on, both about the characters themselves and the setting. True fans might be suspicious about why Rika's spear does what it does, for example. The scene was difficult to write, mostly because I knew I was getting into some dicey territory (as a general rule, I avoid writing anything more severe than what the original Persona games would include), but I also don't write scenes like that for the lulz, every scene has its purpose, and I wanted to show Loki's psychotic resurgence in an impactful way. There was also Alice's hypnosis, meant to be a dark take on a common H-doujin setup in the Touhou fandom where it involved real consequences, which forced me to highlight the wrongness of Gouki's actions while simultaneously establishing that it was also quite likely the work of whatever is distorting people's behavior in Gensokyo, that they're getting serious, and the Day Breakers can no longer afford to waste time. These will be the only scenes of this type; going forward, the only content warning that will apply is named characters dying.
Chapter 91: Carefree yet Crazed
Chapter Text
Goro
When I woke up, my mind was still hazy from the dream… was it a dream? Did I actually kill Loki, or was it more metaphorical? I suppose when it comes to Personas, it’s impossible to tell the difference between dream and reality, anyway. Particularly in that moment between sleep and wakefulness where the dream still felt real, and reality didn’t feel like reality.
Eventually, I fully came too, and managed to get a look at where I was: a hospital room, in a bed, with various monitors keeping watch on my vitals. Clearly, something had happened, after… after what could only be described as me succumbing to a psychotic breakdown.
…I started trembling, as the clear memory of what had happened came flooding back. What was going to happen to me now, after such a vile, despicable act?, I thought to myself. Would others find out and begin to shun me, or worse? How could I possibly…
“I see you’ve awoken at last,” came Eirin’s voice. The door opened, and the doctor entered, dressed in a lab coat. Behind her was Reisen… seemingly unafraid of being in the same room as me, her would-be assaulter. She was silent, only looking at me with her red eyes, without so much as an expression of fear or anger.
“Udonge, check his signs,” Eirin commanded. Reisen did as she was told.
“His blood pressure and heartbeat are all within normal levels,” Reisen replied. “No signs of lasting damage from the tranquilizer.”
“Tranquilizer?” I asked.
“I put you out with a tranquilizer dart when you went insane and attacked Udonge,” Eirin said. “Seems her ‘Madness-Inducing Eye’ went into overdrive on you. As she described it, it was as though she had awoken a demon inside of you which then fully took control.”
“I see… How long was I out for?” I asked.
“It has been one week,” Eirin replied. “Today is the 22nd. We thought that you would recover more quickly, but something happened on the first night which forced us to resuscitate you. We thought for a moment that we would lose you.” She looked at the door. “Of course, we’ve already gone ahead and told Mr. Kirisame about what was going on. Marisa has also been coming by with get-well gifts, some from your friends, as well as to check on you.”
“We thought it might actually have been demonic possession,” Reisen said, “because of the way that you acted.”
“...why are you not afraid to be near me, given what happened?” I asked. “Why not punish me when you have the chance?”
Reisen shook her head, then sighed. “When I used that technique on you, the wavelengths weren’t behaving as they were supposed to. Your primary consciousness was nullifying the red waves, which was why you weren’t reacting to, or being affected by, the spell card as intended. Instead, they seemed to provoke a hidden, secondary presence within your psyche, which eventually overtook your main one and acted out. It was so evil, and so ruthless, that I…”
“Youkai are highly sensitive to psychological damage,” Eirin explained, “due to being attuned to the beliefs and consciousness of humans.” She then smiled. “But, Udonge was able to overcome it quite quickly!”
“...yeah,” Reisen said, looking down with ruffled ears. “I mean, you go through what I did on the Moon, you eventually become numb to these sorts of things…” She shook her head. “A-anyway, we tried contacting Reimu to see if it was a demon or an evil spirit, but she was unavailable. We managed to get Sanae in as a substitute, but she couldn’t find any evidence of an evil entity within you, or one having left any traces. Somehow, you were able to fight and eliminate it yourself, after which black fluid came out of your mouth. Whatever it was, it’s gone now, never to come back. An incident like that would not repeat if I tried using my ability on you again.”
“An evil entity…” I thought about everything. How Loki was born from my fear, despair, hate and rage, was given carte blanche to control my actions, killing many and ruining the lives of others, sowing chaos, right up until the end when he tried to fashion me into an echo of my father and made me assault a woman…
…no, more like how he symbolized my resentment of my father, my misguided attempts to win his approval because I felt like I had to. In my weakness, I allowed that side of myself to grow like a cancer and overtake my sense of justice. I had no one here to blame but myself, and I had to take responsibility for everything that had happened.
“Still, this is quite interesting,” Eirin said cheerfully. “Someone fighting off a malevolent presence like that? Truly remarkable! I even saves samples of that fluid, and-”
I sat up and glared at her. “Are you seriously going to make light of the fact that I fucking assaulted Reisen in a blind rage??” Reisen jumped back, and Eirin looked at me in surprise.
“Er, well, I-”
“I will not accept anything less than unequivocal, reciprocal punishment for my shameful actions,” I hissed. “Just because I would not normally do it, does not change the fact that I did it anyway. So, let me take responsibility for my crime, and let me accept any punishment you would have for me.”
Eirin froze for a moment, before stuttering, “Ah, uh, well, you… I want you to stay away until I call you back about the blood sample?”
I scoffed. “Tch. That’s it?? You’re not going to, say, shoot me through the heart with that prized longbow of yours?” I got out of bed and went to the door, while still glaring at her. “It’s clear that you don’t take me seriously. So, consider our deal off.” I slammed the door, exited through a window, and took off into the forest.
Roughly an hour later, I was sitting on a log at a forested cove on Misty Lake, skipping stones and thinking about everything that had transpired. From where I was, I had a commanding view of the Scarlet Devil Mansion on the opposite shore. The place where our next target taunted and tantalized us.
But, I couldn’t think about that now. All I could think about were the revelations from that dream, how I assaulted Reisen in a blind, mad rage, how I was supposed to move on from this, and, most importantly, what everything in that dream meant. Particularly the apparent revelations about Reimu’s parentage, which by itself raised so, so many questions.
I gazed upon the lake’s rippling waters, upon which the sun’s reflection glistened. A gentle, cool breeze blew across the surface, and I could see a distant thundercloud over the top of Youkai Mountain. A classic spring scene, yet my heart was still frozen in winter.
Something changed within me. Was it Loki’s death? Before, I had a lingering fear of consequences. Now, I had truly tried to take responsibility for my heinous actions for the first time in my life, only to be shafted from consequences by someone too weak to impose them. I sighed. I realized that I couldn’t force her to, but even so, I still felt angry that justice wasn’t served, even if I myself was the perpetrator…
“Hey.”
I looked over, and saw Reisen take a seat next to me. She, too, gazed out upon the lake.
“What are you doing here?” I asked her.
“Same reason as you,” she replied. “I left. Or, rather, I was kicked out.”
“...oh?”
“After you told Master off and left, I approached her and also berated her for making light of what happened that day, as though it were little more serious than a typical melee fight between spell card duelists.” She looked at me. “And, she told me that she had no room at Eientei for a defiant little bitch like me, and told me to get out.”
“Geh,” I grunted. “So, she lacked the spine to respond to me, but felt confident enough to dismiss you and your concerns, even though you were the victim.” I skipped another stone. “Yet still, you don’t mind being near your attacker. As I said, you could have taken revenge on me, but did not.”
Reisen looked at me, and said sternly, “if I wanted to, I could have rammed a vial of succinylcholine into your jugular and left it at that. Or, hell, half-assed the resuscitation, since you would have died otherwise.” She slumped. “But… I still consider you a friend, especially since now… now I’ve found someone who gets it.”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
She looked at me. “I didn’t want to say this in front of Master. But that monster awakened by the red waves… I’ve figured for a long time that you’ve been hiding something. Something tragic. Something shameful. Something… painful, a monster from your past born from your weakness, despair and regret, like a dual Persona.”
I looked down, and chose my next words carefully. “Indeed. Outside, I… I was no Ace Detective. I was a hitman, under the employ of an illegal conspiracy of politicians, corporate CEOs, and gang leaders, who sought to overturn the Japanese government using a unique and powerful weapon: human cognition.”
“Is that… so…”
“As for myself, I was an orphan. An orphan, and an illegitimate child abandoned by my father, the conspiracy’s leader, Masayoshi Shido. Rejected and refused by society, with no place to go, no prospects, no one who would take me in as their own, by all accounts a living, breathing, walking scandal, my resentment and rage against society was allowed to metastasize until it got to the point where, at my most abyssal point… and I apologize if what I’m going to say next sounds outlandish.”
“This is Gensokyo,” Reisen said. “There is no such thing as common sense.”
“I suppose you’re right,” I nodded. “A God of Control, born from the masses’ collective desire for peace and harmony at the cost of all else, offered me the power to change the world - by force. I, of course, accepted, and in turn he converted that rage into a form which I could wield, before rampaging across the Cognitive World, another reality born from the cognition and distortion of the masses, where their ‘shadows’ manifested, using that weapon - a mask, a ‘Persona,’ if you will. And this Persona, Loki, was what you had inadvertently stirred awake. He had also previously made use of your ability to make people go insane, back when we switched bodies, to force Tewi to go psychotic, a power I used on people’s shadows to make them do acts in public which discredited them and ruined their reputations.”
Reisen looked down again. “Shadows… masks… Personas…”
“Is something wrong?” I asked.
She shook her head. “What did you do with this power, once you had it?”
“Simple: I tracked down my father and offered my services to him, both to gain his approval and recognition, and also to get close to him to drag him down at his highest point, that being his election victory, which I felt would be more satisfying revenge than simply killing him, which I could have done. So I went about murdering his political rivals, and anyone else who got in his way.” I shook my head. “Of course, little did I know, until far too late, that I was but a part of this God’s rigged game to justify that humanity should be controlled, one which pit me against the one friend I had managed to make outside: a fellow named Ren Amamiya, the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, whose MO was to steal the hearts of corrupt people and make them confess their crimes, which of course put us into conflict. At one point, after a battle with them I was left for dead in the labyrinth of my father’s distorted heart, then wiped from cognition after his heart was stolen. And that… is the true story of how I came here.”
Reisen was silent for a few moments, taking in my words. I anxiously awaited what she would have to say about them.
“...so, in other words, you ran away from being a killer yourself?”
“Yes,” I replied, “but… why do you say ‘yourself?’ You did mention that you were a soldier before, but…”
“Sorta,” she said. “It’s more accurate to say that I was a weapon. Raised from birth to be a ruthless killer without remorse.” She looked up at the sky. “Up there, on the ‘true’ Moon is a shining Lunar Capital, full of glistening skyscrapers made of glass, diamond and platinum. A place free of Earthly impurity, where there is no life and death. It’s all a facade, as the inhabitants are just as impure, greedy and sinful as people here on Earth, perhaps even more so. And the Lunarian elites gleefully enslaved and exploited us rabbits, who lived there long before they invaded, to be their own personal attack dogs, or worse.” She looked at me. “That ranting, raving bit of yours, calling me a ‘worthless rabbit, only good for my sex appeal?’ Well, I never went through that, but many other rabbits were… not so lucky, sold or traded off among the elites for sex. Even the men, in equal numbers.”
I gritted my teeth. “Those bastards… again, I’m deeply sorry for that outburst.”
“No, you had no way of knowing,” she said. “The only reason I was spared was because of my reputation. Killing hundreds, thousands of enemy soldiers. That included the attempted invasions by the United State and Soviet governments back in the 60’s and 70’s. Niel Armstrong? Not a run-of-the-mill astronaut, but a forward scout sizing the place up for colonization. Apollo 13? Caused by me. There were other, more clandestine operations where they tried to settle the Moon, but I thwarted them all, spilling the blood of dozens of human men on the Moon’s surface. Even without that, there was still plenty of infighting between the Lunar elites which I was tasked with cleaning up. No one dared to cross me and the power of insanity which I wielded.”
“I see… then, I suppose that makes us birds of a dark, bloodstained feather,” I mused.
“I guess,” Reisen said simply. “I killed so many, drove so many others insane… I was treated as little more than a political tool, a weapon, something to threaten others with instead of, well, a person… I hated it. I hated it. I hated it, I fucking hated it!” She started crying. “I just wanted to live a normal life, as a normal girl, doing normal things! That’s why I defected and came down here! I trusted no one, but Master and Kaguya-sama showed me kindness and now… AND NOW FUCKING WHAT?!?!?”
I…
My eyes started welling up.
“You’re not alone… do you think I enjoyed killing innocent people, took pride in it?!? I took an innocent girl’s mother from her, and left her to the fucking dogs!! Once Ren snapped me out of my madness, I couldn’t… I couldn’t…”
For the first time in a long time, I let it all out. I bared my heart, my weakness, in front of perhaps the first and only person I met who understood being used as a weapon, spreading death and insanity. I bawled, for several minutes, me and Reisen holding each other close. All that stress, all that fear, all that frustration, bottled up and shaken like champagne until, eventually, the cork popped and it all gushed out.
Eventually, we managed to calm down, and Reisen wiped the tears from her eyes. “...I never thought I’d ever meet someone else like me.”
“I could say the same,” I replied. “Being completely fucked, given powers by God, then being used as a weapon, a piece in a game… and still being expected to face Hellish consequences.”
Reisen’s ears crumpled. “At least you didn’t seem to fear Master lashing out at you. Demanding that she punish you, then leaving angrily when she didn’t… but then she subjects me to ‘punishment time,’ and the one time I push back…”
She then stopped, and looked up.
“Huh-wha??” she said in surprise. “Wh-who are you??”
I looked at her. “Are you alright??”
Reisen paused for a moment, then looked at me. “I… I thought I heard a voice telling me to ‘finish the job.’”
I processed what she had just told me, and I immediately understood what needed to happen next.
I whipped out my communicator, and sent out a short message:
pancakeman: Who is available for an Ethos trip right now? It’s urgent.
Reisen looked at my device. “What are you doing?”
I looked her in the eyes. “Are you ready to meet your own shadow?”
“Er, I…” She stopped and grunted, surely that voice telling her again to “finish the job.”
“Come on, we’re going,” I said, taking her hand, and leading her to the meeting spot.
Because of the short-notice nature of the request, only Marisa, Youmu, Nitori and Aya showed up. All were waiting for us when we walked up to the shore.
“‘Ey, good to see ‘ya,” Marisa said. “You had us all worried. And you’re already up for an exploration, too.”
“That’s not important right now,” I said. “What’s important is our guest.” I stepped aside, allowing Reisen to step forward.
“R-Reisen???” Youmu exclaimed. She ran up and glomped the rabbit. “What are you doing here? It’s been a while!”
“Well, I…” She sighed. “...I’m the reason we’re all here.” She looked around. “...still, quite the group you’ve got.”
“Well, usually there’s more, but…” Marisa looked behind her. “Rei in particular, she’s been… well, unapproachable for the past few days, even violently chasin’ me away from the Shine. So, no surprise she wouldn’t show up. The others, I would imagine, are busy.” She scratched her head. “Actually, I kinda took the role of ‘interim team leader’ while you were out, and I guess that rubbed her the wrong way, whatever happened, so she angrily stormed outta the room and said she wasn’t comin’ back. But, I’m sure she will, these fits happen, and I’m sure she’ll get over it.”
“Well, I hope so,” I said. “But, right now, the reason we’re here is because she needs to see the truth.” I pulled out my key. “Is everyone ready to commence the operation?”
Everyone nodded, while Reisen asked, confused, “operation?”
“We’re going to change a heart,” I said. Saying the magic word, the world twisted and turned, before revealing the tower piercing the heavens.
“W-w-wha-HUUUUH???” Reisen exclaimed.
“We can explain later,” I said, taking her hand. “Let’s roll out.”
Arriving in the lobby of Ethos, we spread out before the stairs, with Reisen still in disbelief of what she was seeing.
“W-what’s this place??? Where are we?!” she stammered, her ears crumpled.
“This is the place where the distorted thoughts of living things coalesce and gather,” Youmu explained. “We call it ‘Ethos.’”
“And together, we explore it as the ‘Day Breakers,’” Aya smiled
Reisen looked at me. “Wait… so you guy are the Day Breakers???”
“Correct,” I said, “and I’m the leader.” I bowed. “Call me ‘Crow.’” I pointed at the others. “And these are Starburst, Fury, Doktor, and Raven. Remember those codenames well, because we only call each other by our codenames here.”
Reisen seemed ready to melt into a stressed-out puddle on the floor. “Er… and those outfits!”
“They reflect our view of heroes,” Nitori explained, “and protect us from the distortions here.”
A horn honked, and right on cue, Jose drove in with even more junk. “Oh, hey guys,” he said. “Been a while, huh? I’ve got some more stuff, just for you!”
“Perfect timin’!” Marisa walked over, unloaded a massive pile of flowers, and bartered for more of Jose’s wares, all while Reisen stared at them, dumbfounded at how casually we were interacting with this strange boy.
“Ah… aha… ahahaha…”
“Hold it together, Reisen, we’re here for a purpose, I’m certain,” Youmu said.
“Er… yeah, right.”
Nitori pulled out her radar dish and started scanning. “I’ve got a reading a few floors up. Want to head straight there?”
“Time is of the essence,” I said, “or else Reisen will run out of energy.” I took her hand. “We’re going.”
“Um… where to, exactly??”
We arrived at Virya’s border floor, ready to open the next door, but found something strange: it was already open.
“Eh? It’s already open?” Marisa wondered.
“Seems our rogue Persona-user has gone ahead of us,” I said. “We’ll need to act quickly.”
“I’m sensing two strong readings a couple of floors ahead,” Nitori said. “Let’s head straight there.”
“Grr… what the Hell are you all talking about?!?” Reisen shouted. “ None of this makes any sense!”
“It will make more sense as we go, now come on,” I said, pulling her up the stairs while everyone followed.
This new block, ‘Bala’ according to Nitori, had a rather different aesthetic compared to the lower three blocks: the area was metallic and industrial in nature, with yellow lines of lights across the floor, on the walls and along the ceiling, full of pipes, ledges and scaffolding and filled to the brim with shadows appearing in the arena. We fought them all off with our Personas, causing Reisen to grow steadily more unhinged with every passing second. There was yet more loot, which Marisa gladly vacuumed up, and after a while we found the stairs up.
“Our targets are on the next floor,” Nitori cautioned. “Are you ready?”
“Let’s get it over with,” Marisa said. “I got a Bismuth crystal growin’ on my desk I gotta get back to.”
“And I told Megumu I was responding to a minor youkai fight,” Aya said. “She’ll get suspicious if I’m away for too long.”
I drew my pistol. “Then, let’s get to it.”
The floor above was a smaller one, with a set of stairs ahead of us. Lavenza was also there, suggesting that whatever lay ahead it would be helpful to fuse some new Personas before taking it on. So I quickly fused a Kushinada-Hime Persona before leading the group up.
When we got to the top, we stopped. “Wait… isn’t that-”
“Ahahahaha!” A figure, clearly Eirin’s shadow, stood over another person, defeated on the floor. “Is that all you have, fool?!?”
“Geh…”
“We gotta help ‘em!” Marisa said.
“Right!” We ran forward, confronting Shadow Eirin, as well as our mysterious guest.
“Tch!” Shadow Eirin scoffed. “I should have expected other visitors here.” She glared at us. “What do you want?! Can’t you see I’m subjugating this slime?”
“M-master??!” Reisen stepped forward. “What are you doing here?!?”
“Ohohoho, if it isn’t my dear, precious Udongein.” She grinned. “Are you here to keep defying me, you little bitch?! Haven’t I subjected you to enough punishment already?!?”
“I…”
I helped the other person up, and Marisa healed them. The person was a young woman, with black hair, wearing thigh-high, buckled and heeled boots, a sort of black dress which flared out into a skirt, black fingerless gloves, holding a trident and a mask with a rose design…
…wait…
“K-Kana?!?”
She looked at me. “A-Akechi-kun?!?”
“What are you doing here?!” I exclaimed.
“I… well…”
I looked back over at Reisen, who was trembling where she stood, and Shadow Eirin, who continued to taunt and berate her. “Listen here, you annoying little brat! Did you think I accepted you into Eientei out of the goodness of my heart?” She blew a raspberry. “Bullshit! I just needed a test subject, and a desperate, shitty rabbit like you made for the perfect one!”
Reisen’s eyes started dripping tears. “Master? This is what you…”
“She’s succumbed to distortion!” Youmu shouted. “These are the feelings the real Yagokoro-sama refuses to show anyone!”
Reisen collapsed to the ground, while Shadow Eirin cackled. “No… I…”
“Don’t just stand there and take it! Show her up! Don’t you want her to be a good person, for her and your sake?!?” She walked up to Reisen, smacked her, and hoisted her onto her feet. “My master was just like this! Overcome with sin, but I snapped her out of it and made her a good person again. You need to do the same!”
“Youmu… I…”
“Stop running away, you fucking coward!!!” Youmu screamed.
“I…”
Reisen
Our fingers twitched on the trigger of the assault rifle. Surrounding us was our assigned platoon of Lunarian special ops, which we were to lead into the impending battle.
“You will cripple the traitor’s ability to fight and produce goods by killing all of their rabbit servants,” the commander explained. “They are actively aiding the humans’ colonization efforts.”
Killing innocent rabbits, even the women and children. We may have killed our fair share of humans and political dissidents in the past, opponents to Lord Tsukiyomi’s regime, without so much as a shred of remorse. The Lunatic Butcher, they all called us, with hushed whispers. Even the elites learned to fear our name. The mere threat of our being sicced on them was enough to enfeeble even the most outspoken of critics, a cudgel of oppression and bigotry, against our own kind.
Years of blood, years of insanity, years of violence, all of them collected in our brain and fermented like sake, filling every. Conscious. Thought. Stress, torment, rage, fear, AGONY, BLOOD SCREAMS DESPAIR VIOLENCE WAR SEX WE WERE FUCKING TOOLS AND TOYS FOR THESE BASTARDS
The walls of the pod were painted with blood. Taking the controls, we steered toward the surface, eventually crashing in a bamboo forest. Setting the pod aflame, we staggered out, crying, before a voice called out to us, held us, and then we were in the service of Eientei. Trying to live a normal life as an Earth rabbit. We struggled to understand their kindness and hospitality. These creatures chained by death. Slowly, their way of thinking, the impurity of the Earth, infected our thinking, and we became capable of rational thought, for once. Making friends. Trusting people.
It was all a farce, for Yagokoro-sama sees you, like all rabbits, as a tool for her own amusement.
ISN’T THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
I turned around, and almost shrieked in terror at what I saw: me, but hunched over with crooked, bucked teeth, and glowing, yellow eyes.
“W-who?”
“I am you, the other you who hides in the deepest recesses of your mind.” She came closer. “I am the true self, the one obscured by your mask of sanity, level-headedness, and denial that you were wronged. The side of you which you try to forget, but cannot deny.” She gave a terrifying grin, and spoke with a rasp. “Why not unleash it? That power, bloodlust, insanity, the urge to kill bottled up within you, to serve justice, even if it costs a few lives???”
I stepped back. “Wha- no! I would never, after all these years, I wouldn’t-”
She whispered into my ear. “Carefree, yet crazed.”
…
…ahahaha. I understood now. How could I be such a fool?
I looked back up at Mast… no, Eirin, with a smile on my face.
“Grr… DIE!” She drew an arrow and shot it into my side.
“REISEN!!!!” Youmu called out, rushing to me only to be stopped by Goro.
I stood there, letting the wound bleed. The pain. The sheer, piercing, wonderful pain…
“...heh. Hehehehe… AHAHAHAHA!!!!” I looked up, eyes red, and completely deranged. I simply pulled the arrow out, letting the blood gush, and approached her. I spoke with an unhinged rasp. “Fool. THIS is why I fight. Blood. Pain. Suffering. Insanity.” I looked up and held out my arms. “COME TO ME! GIVE ME THE POWER TO RIP, TEAR, TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!!”
Very well. Another sharp pain rang through my body. I staggered for a bit, grunting and shouting as it ravaged my being. I am thou. Thou art I. The sword of the slaughter is yours. Stain your blade scarlet, spread their entrails. GRANT THEM A NIGHTMARISH END!!!! A mask, like a visor, appeared on my face. I slumped, my arms hung listlessly, and I chuckled lightly.
“Ahaha.”
I stood up, and pulled on the mask.
“Hahahaha!”
The pain was unbearable, and I wanted more.
“AHAHAHAHA!”
I tore it off, blood spurted everywhere, and I cackled like mad.
“HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!”
Goro
Blue flames erupted from around Reisen, and wind blew out from her as well, knocking two of us down and forcing me to brace myself against Kana. Once it died down, we got our first glimpse of her freshly-awakened Persona: a figure in a black cloak and a dark-gray leather suit, literal combat stilettos, a wide-brimmed hat with long hair under it, and a face obscured by a Guy Fawkes mask. Reisen herself was now outfitted head-to-toe in cybernetic armor, had a rocket launcher on her back and held two obsidian sais.
She looked up… her eyes glowed red, and she seemed ready to rip, tear, and burn.
“Hehehehe…” She turned to shadow Eirin, and pointed one of her sais at her. “So,” she said with a severe rasp. “Whaddya say? Wanna dance?”
“You…” Shadow Eirin got back up and shot another arrow, which Reisen simply parried before running up to her, socking her in the jaw with a bicycle kick, before her Persona revealed a large knife and slashed, which was accompanied by a dark moon appearing behind it; a technique apparently called “Zan-Ei,” according to Reisen.
“I think Jack is ready to let ‘er rip!” Reisen declared, revealing the identity of her Persona: Jack the Ripper.
“Geh… I will crush you under my heel!” Shadow Eirin twitched, then exploded into the form of Omoikane before coming at her. She attempted to strike with a tentacle, only for Reisen to disappear into a mirage, then a ball of smoke.
“Nice try.” Reisen came from behind, striking with her sais, then following up with a rocket to the face. Shadow Eirin then attempted to shoot her with One-Shot Kill, but Reisen countered this by throwing up Tetrakarn at the last possible second, staggering her even more. Her target down, Reisen capitalized with Psio, which seemed to hit a weakness because it knocked her down.
Reisen walked up to her master, brimming with energy, twirling her weapon and seemingly ready to deliver her coup de grace. “Pssh, is that all ‘ye got?!” she snarled. “Pathetic. Looks like it’s time to drop the curtain.” She flicked out one of her spell cards, threw it into the air, then jumped up. A psychotic grin flashed on her face, before she pointed down at Shadow Eirin. “Last Word! Psionic Onslaught!” Jack fired a barrage of psychic bullets at Shadow Eirin, while Reisen flew further up into the air, shot her own salvo of rockets, then dove down, sais drawn and cackling madly, striking the ground and causing an explosion which knocked all of us onto the ground. Somehow, Reisen came up with a Showtime attack, seemingly on the fly, and used it to utterly dominate Eirin’s shadow.
Once the dust settled, Marisa quickly threw a Diarama in Reisen’s direction while the latter brushed herself off, sheathed her weapons, and approached Shadow Eirin, who was now embedded into the metal floor in a T-pose. She looked down at her master. “Hah… hah…” She shook her arms. “How ‘bout that? Still think I’m just some worthless bunny?”
Shadow Eirin took a moment to reply. “Ahaha… haha… I suppose even the ‘Brain of the Moon’ can be wrong sometimes…” She managed to peel herself out of the floor. “I guess all I was really doing was finding someone to dump my frustrations and fears on. We both left the Moon for similar reasons, after all. Both of us were disgusted with the government, the corruption… I thought I had gotten over my prejudice of rabbits, but I was surely mistaken. Then Yukari instilled a fear of the unknown into us, into me… and I was looking for some way to stay in control.”
Youmu crossed her arms. “Even in times like this, you still manage to maintain your composure.”
Shadow Eirin smiled. “You’ve been a positive influence, Youmu-chan. I just refused to acknowledge it.” She then turned to me. “And you… I’m sorry.”
“I should be the one apologizing, after what I did,” I said. “Will you let me take responsibility for my madness-induced actions?”
Shadow Eirin thought for a moment, then jump-kicked me into the wall. “Is that acceptable punishment for you?”
I put my jaw back into place and got up. “Return to your real self, and we can discuss it further.”
“Heh… fair enough.” She then glowed, and disappeared into light.
Youmu ran up to Reisen. “Reisen! You’re not hurt anywhere, are you??”
Reisen looked at herself. “I… don’t think I am? I mean… What was that just now? I… let myself go nuts and… It felt kinda good.”
“That was you finally being honest with yourself,” Aya explained. “Accepting your whole self, good and bad, and channeling that rage into the power to fight distortion and wickedness.”
“That is the power of Persona,” I said. “With it, you’ll be able to fight alongside us.”
“I… see…”
Suddenly, Nitori’s radar dish popped out. “Uh, bad news guys, you-know-who’s headed straight for us!”
“We’d best be going, then.” I took Kana’s hand. “If you don’t mind, we have some debriefing to do.”
“Um… sure,” Kana replied. Without a moment to spare, we booked it out right as the Reaper appeared, packing heat as usual and looking for blood.
Chapter 92: Is that so?
Summary:
6/29/24 Edit: continuity errors.
Chapter Text
Goro
“Alright, two beef bowls, comin’ up!”
Two bowls were placed before me and Kana, along with some pickled ginger to go with it. “Have you ever had this place’s beef bowls before?” she asked. “Kazuchi-san makes the best ones in all of Gensokyo.”
I took a bite. “I’ve been here a couple of times already. They’re quite good, although they have a rather unique flavor compared to the beef used in many places in Tokyo, no doubt because of the difference in how they raise and feed the cows here. Also, most of the beef is imported, at least all of the beef at the cheap, fast places is.”
“You can’t half-ass cows, they need a lot of care, grass, and water if you want good meat,” Kana explained. “One time, that Sumireko girl came with some kind of jerked beef, and it tasted nasty.”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “Although, Japan is also well-known for its exclusive Kobe beef, which is considered among the finest on the planet, and very expensive as well. I have only had it once, at a formal SIU dinner.” I took another bite. “Still, quality ingredients can’t make up for poor technique. An excellent chef can still salvage a bad cut, while an inexperienced chef can ruin a good one.”
“Yup,” Kana said, “and that’s why Kazuchi-san is the best. His family has been doing this for generations now.” She looked over. “Got enough to eat there, Reisen?”
Reisen, who had joined us for dinner after we escaped Ethos, was currently working on her third jumbo ramen bowl of the night, the other two bowls filled with discarded fish bones and veggie scraps. She turned to us mid-slurp. “Oh, uh, yeah! Sorry, I haven't been this hungry in a while!” *gulp* *burp*
Kana sighed. “I hope you don’t act like that around the doctor, or anyone else for that matter.”
“Just let her enjoy herself, she’s been through a lot lately,” I said. “And so have you. I hope you’re doing better, after what happened last week.”
“Well… yeah.” Kana shifted in her seat. “There’s been an outpouring of support from the villagers, making sure me and mom are doing okay for money and also giving us emotional support. We also managed to find a couple out-of-work guys to help us on the farm.” She looked down. “But… something about how dad died just didn’t feel right. As if it were covered up, as if there were something more to it… I’ve told you all this before, but that whole entire night it just kept eating away at me, even more than my grief. I thought to myself, what can I do to find the truth, if even Reimu-san is quiet about all this? Isn’t it supposed to be her job to protect humans?”
She reached into her bag and pulled out a black key. “When I woke up the next morning, I found this under my pillow, as well as a handwritten tag tied to it that just said ‘Ethos.’ In my half-awake morning haze, I said it aloud, which instantly transported me to that other world, the one with the tower. At first, I was confused, wondering where I was. Then, I heard a voice call out to me, not from the other room, but from inside my head. I remember it clearly…”
Good morning, Kana. You don’t know who I am, but I’ve been watching you for your entire life. Put simply, I am you, the other you who lies within.
“...the ‘Other Me?’”
I was summoned by your desire to seek the truth… hehehe. I’ve been waiting too long for this moment. You’ve seen the loose thread, now you’re aware that not all is as it seems. Your father’s death, and perhaps even your whole life, is shrouded in the fog of deception and desire.
“...what is that supposed to mean, my life is a lie?”
I will offer you a choice: you can go back to your normal life, support your mother as best you can, become a successful young lady and start a family of your own, without ever caring what happened to your father, how he was driven off the precipice of sin. Or, I can give you the power to seek the truth, to avenge his death, and to go deeper into the rabbit hole of distortion, but be forewarned: not all revelations are welcome, and you will not be able to take back your actions. Now, which will it be?
“...I don’t want to stand back and let others say what to do. Of course I’ll fight to find the truth!”
My, such strength of will and passion. Very well. I am thou. Thou art I. I give you the sword of truth. Use it well, and slay the unknown nemesis who has brought ruin to your life…
“...I see,” I said, finishing my tea. “So you awakened to a Persona, not out of rebellion but in order to seek the truth.”
“I didn’t really understand it myself at first,” Kana said. “A cognitive world, full of shadow, the distortion in people's hearts. I tried to carry out justice myself, but-”
“Did you happen to kill Seija’s shadow?” I asked.
Kana looked down shamefully. “I’m sorry. I had no idea that that would kill people.”
“That’s okay,” I said, pouring myself another cup. “Just be thankful that you did it to a wanted criminal who would be missed by no one.” I took a sip. “Still, what you did today was reckless. If we hadn’t happened to conduct a spur-of-the-moment exploration at exactly that time, you most likely would have died.”
“Thank you,” Kana bowed. “Like I said, I’m still new at this…”
“How would you like to come with us?” I offered.
“...oh?”
“You would be far safer with a large group, plus we have a navigator who helps us with our explorations. Besides Ethos, we also explore ‘fortresses’ belonging to particularly distorted individuals. We’re searching for the cause of these fortresses, and that force is most likely responsible for your father’s death. Our goals are aligned, and you already know our secret. Things would be much easier for the both of us if we were collaborators.”
Kana paused for a few moments, thinking, while the sounds of Reisen going at her ramen like a bear continued in the background. “...I’ll think about it,” she said. “I still have to care for mom, and working with a bunch of youkai… what would happen if I were caught?”
I nodded. “I see. No need to make a decision right now.” I handed her a spare communicator. “We use these to communicate over long distances. Simply let us know once you have made your decision.”
“Thanks,” she said, taking it. She took a few bites out of her beef bowl, before looking at me, smiling. “You’re a real gentleman, you know?”
“Why thank you,” I replied.
Kana then looked around me. “Also… we may want to pay the tab soon, or else we’ll have a chubby bunny on our hands.”
“Who’re callin’ a chubbeh bunnef?” Reisen said, with her mouth full of ramen. Both of us chuckled.
After dinner, Kana returned home while me and Reisen walked the streets. “Ahhhh, that hit the spot,” she said. “Although, I could go for some red bean sweets right now…”
“You’re still thinking about eating??” I said, shocked. “Aren’t you worried about your calories?”
“Eh, who cares? I paid for the meal using Eirin’s allowance money for me, so it’ll all go straight to her.”
“I… I don’t know how I feel about that logic,” I said. I sighed. “In all seriousness, it probably had to do with your Persona awakening. It takes quite the toll on everyone who summons one for the first time, both physically and mentally. So of course you’d probably be left hungry after all that.”
“Yeah…” She looked down. “...you know, I feel like I’ve always had a demon inside of me, one that thirsts for blood, the thrill of the hunt… Heh, I guess I really can’t deny that part of myself, no matter how hard I try.” She stretched out. “But, now I’ve got a healthy outlet for it, and I feel great.”
“So the reason you’ve always acted submissive is because asserting yourself and defying authority would risk awakening the ‘butcher,’” I noted. “I… I can totally understand that.”
“You could say that,” she said. “I’m carefree, crazed, and somehow still one of the sanest people in this place. Guess all I gotta do is let it out every once in a while.”
“Then, why not join us in our explorations?” I asked. “You can already use a Persona, and you’ve changed your master’s heart. Why stop now?”
Reisen pulled out a purple key. “Well, I guess I can’t turn my back on it now.”
“Then, it’s settled. Welcome to the team.”
She looked around. “It’s getting kinda late, and I don’t know if I should go home right away…” She looked at me, lightly blushing. “Um… is it alright if I stay the night. Eh- not for any weird reasons, mind you…”
I thought about her request. “Well…”
The bell rang, and me and Reisen went inside the store.
“Oh, welcome back!” Masato said, putting down his book. “They released you today? You look pretty good for someone who’s been out for a week.”
“Sorry for making you worry,” I said.
“No need, just as long as you’re alright,” he said. “I’ve got some gifts for you upstairs. They’re from all the villagers who were concerned about you.”
I smiled. The whole town was concerned about me? Was I really that charming to so many people? Where was that support back in Tokyo…
“Kirisame-san,” Reisen said. “Is it alright if I stay over for the night? Some things came up and it’s getting too late to go home.”
Masato tilted his head, no doubt wondering if “that” happened between us.
“Uh- it’s not what you think!!” Reisen exclaimed, blushing profusely.
“Hmm… well, alright,” Masato said, smirking. “I’ll take your word for it, but that’s what all the kids say.”
“I’M NOT A KID!” Reisen protested.
Masato glanced over at me. “Now, be sure to treat her like a lady, give her privacy, and most of all, don’t do anything awkward.”
“No fear of that,” I said. “I’m not a dirty old pervert.”
“Of course not,” he said. “Just make sure to keep your ladykilling in moderation, young man.”
“Yes, yes, of course…”
“Do you mind if I use one of your bedrobes?” Reisen asked. “I didn’t exactly pack for an overnight trip.”
“By all means,” I said. We were back up in my room, and I was busy laying out another futon.
Reisen looked around. “So this used to be Marisa’s room, huh? Never thought I’d sleep in here.” She looked at the corner, where the desk was. “That’s a nice desk, by the way. Didn’t it used to be Akyuu’s?”
“I brought it home after she got a new one,” I said. “Apologies if my room doesn’t have much, I mostly only sleep here.”
“Well, you’ve done a pretty good job of making it your own,” Reisen commented. The room was still relatively sparse, but did contain some trinkets from my misadventures here and there. “Although it really is a man’s room-”
*BOMF*
“Ehh?!” Reisen flinched while I transformed.
“You didn’t think I was really going to make you share a room with a man, did you?” I asked.
Reisen looked at me for a moment, then laughed. “Phff… You really are a gentleman, aren’t you?”
“Technically that’s not correct right now,” I replied.
“Of course it isn’t. Dumbass.” She looked down. “Also… Where the hell did you get those things? I’m fairly certain the transformation didn’t come with those.”
“Ah, well… let’s just say Suika was drunk.”
“Of fucking course it was Suika,” Reisen sighed. “One time, we paid her to alter the effectiveness of a growth drug. What happened next threatened to be x-rated.” She then looked me over, then peeked at the carefully hidden women’s clothes in the closet. “Also… we seem to have identical sizes.”
“Is that… so?” I asked awkwardly. “I never thought about that.”
“Yeah… wonder what I’d be like as a man. Maybe a big badass with an eight-pack and an eyepatch, given the fights I’ve been in. A walking skyscraper with ripped pants.” She chuckled. “...as if. That sort of hyper-macho guy has never been my type, since they’re always compensating for something. I prefer guys who don’t have to prove their manliness, like you-” She then cut herself off and reddened up.
“Oh, do tell,” I smirked.
“...d-dummy.”
Eventually we got cleaned up and ready for bed. As we slipped in and turned off the lights, I turned over to face her.
“So… you still don’t hold what I did to you against me?” I asked.
“I…” Reisen sighed. “...it’s complicated. I mean, that malice had to have been awakened within you. Given your tortured circumstances, I wouldn’t blame you. I’m surprised I didn’t have a similar demon haunting my own psyche.”
“There was also a corrupt God of Control involved,” I said.
“Yeah…” She turned over. “This Persona stuff is just too much for one day. You somehow killed that Loki guy I awakened… I mean, as much as I could blame you, I made the decision to use my red waves despite my gut telling me that something was off.” She turned back to me. “You can absorb psychic waves, you know.”
“I’ve been told,” I said.
“Yeah. Actually, more than that, you also possess an innate cognitohazard which cause others to perceive you as supernaturally charming. Your voice, your appearance, even pictures and recordings will do the trick. Stronger-willed people, such as Reimu, Marisa and most of your other friends, can resist it, but a shallow schoolgirl who gets swept up in gossip stands no chance. They’re mesmerized.”
“Aw shit, so it actually is a supernatural ability,” I groaned. “Just what I wanted to hear.”
“Yup,” Reisen said. “Of course, it helps that you actually are charismatic, too.”
“Just stop,” I said, holding the pillow over my head.
Reisen giggled, before continuing. “Anyway, I felt that other presence, but chose to use my ability anyway. It was clear you were repressing it, trying to move on from it, but that just made it angry. So once it got a chance, it lashed out. And then likely almost killed you, out of spite.”
“Again, I’m sorry,” I said. “Although, I don’t know if that’s enough.”
“I’m sorry as well,” Reisen said. “Just as you beat me up, so did I threaten to regress you back to the insanity and suffering you tried so hard to move past. As for me… When I came down from the Moon, I wanted to live a normal life. Be a good girl, be sociable, never assert myself, probably out of fear that the ‘Ripper’ would leak out…” She spread out. “But, I suppose that’s just who I am, and also what made me such a good killer up there. You can train all you want, but being a strong fighter requires a certain mindset. And if I now have a chance to control my urges and use them for good, then I suppose there’s no longer harm in letting the Ripper out to play every once in a while.”
“Having a Persona causes you to resolve to be true to yourself. Your whole self, not the masks you show others while hiding the rest. It doesn’t automatically make you a good person. In fact, Personas are most easily awoken by traumatized people.”
“How many other Persona users are out there?” Reisen asked.
“Quite a few, but it would take too long to get into right now.” I closed my eyes. “For now, we should just rest…”
“Yeah… sweet dreams…”
The next thing I knew, I was walking toward the center of the Velvet Room, Igor looking at me expectantly while either attendant was to the side. Also joining us was an unexpected guest: a shadow.
“Good evening, Goro,” Lavenza bowed. “I trust you’ve experienced a great trial.”
I looked at the shadow. “Ah, this fellow…”
“It seems a shadow has found its way into the Velvet Room,” Igor noted. “Do you remember what I had said before, when you first entered this place?” He paused. “This place exists between dream and reality, mind and matter. Shadows and souls flow like the winds, wandering uncertainly from nowhere to nowhere, eventually arriving at different worlds. It seems this shadow was attracted by a compelling force…”
“I mean, there was a pretty intense battle here a week or so ago,” Rika said. “The shadow was probably drawn to that.”
“What happened that day…” I looked down in deep thought. “To think that my past, my hatred, could express itself in such a monstrous way…”
A signed contract appeared before me. “This is the contract you signed, to become a guest of the Velvet Room,” Igor explained. “Of course, you never signed a physical contract, as you instead entered into an agreement with our other guest, both your equal and your opposite. A contract never to compromise your beliefs, and vow to take responsibility for your actions, after such a period where you were allowed to act without accountability.” The contract disappeared. “The Fool holds a great and terrible power, one which can be used for both good and evil. I trust that you will find the most suitable path yourself.”
I looked back down, and, oddly, saw a Mew where the shadow once was.
“Ah. What a strange being,” Lavenza commented. “Shadows take the form of figures which humans believe in. Normally, these are older, more established myths, but just occasionally a more recently emerged image can appear. This one seems to represent infinite possibilities. I’m sure it holds great power, and will be of much aid on your journey…” The Mew then turned into a card, with the number 0 at the top, and scattered into light. “Our time is growing short. We will continue to assist you in your journey. Until then, do your best…”
4/23
The next morning, we went down for breakfast. Masato was already busy getting ingredients out.
“Did you two sleep well last night?” He asked.
“Yes,” we replied in unison. “And we absolutely did not do anything weird.”
Masato chuckled. “Well, if you say so.” He scratched his head. “Although, I could have sworn I heard two girls’ voices coming from there… ah well. Coffee’s in the pot, the rest is up to you, young man.”
“Yes, sir.” I got to work putting it all together, cooking the eggs, and making sure nothing was burnt. Reisen jumped in here and there to give me pointers, since she was used to serving the princess and couldn’t bear to see anyone not cooking to her standards. Naturally, I was keen to pick up on her techniques, as the more skill between myself and Mystery Food X, the better.
After breakfast, Masato asked me to walk Reisen home. I wasn’t sure if Eirin would be receptive to us coming by Eientei, given what happened yesterday, this soon after changing her heart. But, Reisen insisted on it, full of confidence that she could stand up to her if needed, so we weaved our way through the Bamboo Forest until we arrived there. As usual, Seiran and Ringo were patrolling outside, digging bamboo shoots near the gate and throwing them into a wheelbarrow.
“I’m back,” Reisen said.
“Ah, welcome back,” Seiran replied. “Didn’t realize you were away. Master was in her workshop all night and wouldn’t come out, so me, Ringo and the princess just hit up Mokou’s yakitori stand for dinner. You shoulda seen the look on Mokou’s face as she served Kaguya; I think she served her the “special” yakitori with like 400,000 Scoville or something, not that Kaguya noticed. Tewi was just out doing whatever. We assumed you were doing the same.”
Ringo started snickering. “But we didn’t think it was a date, Reisen you shoulda told us.”
“IT WAS NOT A DATE!!” We shouted.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Seiran said. “Only thing that matters is Mokou owes us a lotta money now.”
“She does, huh- WAIT YOU WERE TAKING BETS,” I exclaimed. The two girls giggled while Reisen and I made our way inside, toward Eirin’s office.
“Well, that was horrible,” Reisen said. “If Aya wasn’t on our side, she’d be spreading rumors like crazy.”
“I’m surprised they didn’t know anything about the incident,” I noted.
“All the better,” Reisen said. “We didn’t tell anyone, for obvious reasons. The cover story was a freak sinkhole where we were dueling, and Master blew a hole in the ground to back it up.”
“That’s… just how powerful is she?”
Outside Eirin’s office, sitting on a bench, was what appeared to be a young, blonde girl in a black-and-white dress and a red ribbon, seemingly waiting to be examined.
“Oh, didn’t expect to see you here, Rumia,” Reisen said.
“Rumia?” I asked. “Do you know her?”
“Oh? A human?” Rumia asked. “Can I eat you?”
“Er-”
“Just kidding, I’ve heard all about you, Akechi-san,” she smiled. “A lowly youkai like me would be no match for your charm and skill.” She kicked her feet, then sighed. “It’s that time of year again, getting checked up and then getting my suncream prescription. My skin’s very sensitive to the sun, you know? I usually surround myself in darkness, but I can’t see through it, so sometimes I have to expose myself to the harsh rays of that cursed yellow orb…”
“Is that so?” I asked. “I’m sorry to hear that.”
“That’s my line!” Rumia smiled. “Asking people if it’s so~”
“She’s a youkai of an unknown species who can create darkness, although it’s not terribly powerful, as you can tell,” Reisen explained. “Most humans who see her kind of shrug her off, and she has to do odd jobs for people to get by.”
The door opened to reveal Eirin. “Alright, Rumia, I’m ready to see you-” She turned and saw us. “Oh, you’ve returned. Perfect timing, I wanted to go over something very important with the two of you.”
“Ah, shouldn’t you see your patient first?” I asked.
“No rush, I can wait all day,” Rumia said, lying down for a short nap. “Sounds pretty important.”
“Well… alright.”
Inside the office, we sat on the examination bed while Eirin brought out the blood draw results. “I… I first wanted to apologize for my behavior yesterday.” She looked down. “Actually, I wanted to apologize for my behavior in general. Reisen.”
Reisen’s ears shot up. “You… You never call me by my real name! I-I didn’t do anything bad, did I?!?”
“No. Far from it, in fact.” She sipped her coffee. “Last night, I had several thoughts lodged in my head. How I defected from the Moon, how I objected to their totalitarian rule and treatment of the rabbits and soldiers, my own pent-up stress and anxiety, fear of the unknown… how I found myself attached to Kaguya, enough to concoct the Hourai Elixir, and have both of us consume it…”
“So you’re the third Hourai Immortal,” I said.
“Yes,” Eirin nodded. “It’s not a public fact, but yes, I am.” She sat up. “As you may know, I was one of the founding figures of Lunarian civilization. One of many who ascended to godhood. You may be familiar with my other name: Omoikane, the god of knowledge. After we came down, we had to stay hidden for a long time. I posed as a kind but strange doctor to make money. Other rabbits came into our patronage, since we happened to build this mansion on their territory. Then Reisen came down, for similar reasons as us, and after I heard she was the lapdog of my two dearest students, the Watatsuki sisters, I had to take her in and care for her, eventually making her my pupil in medicine.” She looked down again. “But… all those frustrations, all that fear… I guess I found myself projecting it all on others after not too long…”
Reisen patted her back. “At least now you understand it, and are taking responsibility for it.”
“Indeed,” Eirin sniffed. “I’m sorry, Reisen. And you, Goro. I let both of you down that day. I cannot even begin to express how ashamed I am, given what nearly happened…”
“It’s in the past, no point in stewing over it,” I said. “The only thing that matters is that all of us recognized what happened, have accepted responsibility for it, we have collectively decided that everything that must be done has been, and that the best thing to do is to simply move on from it.”
Eirin smiled. “Despite what happened that day, you’ve really proven to be a positive influence on her, haven’t you?” She looked at Reisen. “That light in your eyes, that spark of determination… I’ve never seen that before in you, never before he came here. You’ve come a long way, and it seems you have finally found your path.”
“Thank you,” Reisen nodded. She wiped a tear. “I never thought I’d have to be helped this way, not by an Outsider human…”
…
“...about that.” Eirin reviewed the test results. “This got pushed back because of your… emergency, but I did complete it. As I said, I wanted to make sure there was nothing about you, no conditions, no foods, no environmental factors, which might affect the clinical trials.” She jiggled the vial slightly. “Now, I want to make sure you’re okay, because once I disclose the results, your life will never be the same, not that it was ‘normal’ to begin with.”
I hesitated. “...what do you mean by that?”
Eirin looked over her glasses. “My first mistake was assuming you were a human.”
?!
“...wh-wha… ah..?”
“Allow me to explain.” She flipped the paper. “The DNA on your father’s side indicates that he was a full-blooded Oni, albeit a weak one who likely presented as perfectly human, due to exposure to Outside erosion of faith. This type of Oni is actually more common than you’d think. If I had to guess, he was likely a strongman politician, a typical behavior of Oni.”
…so Shido was actually an Oni? It was true that little was known about his personal life before going into politics, and some thought it was fabricated. It would also explain his behavior perfectly.
…but it also meant that I, Goro Akechi, was at least half-youkai, and a goddamn Oni at that. Suddenly, I thought about all my interactions with youkai, the Oni in Former Hell in particular. They totally sensed I was one of them, and that’s why they treated me the way they did. It also explained my extreme alcohol tolerance, my considerable strength and stamina…
“There’s more,” she said.
“No, no, there can’t possibly be!” I pleaded.
“Your mother’s side… how do I put this? It closely matched another’s genetic profile which I have in my records. Your relation to her? Your mother’s sister, your aunt.”
My heart sank, and a creeping dread overtook my body. “Whose was it?”
Eirin took a moment to reply. “It was Hatate Himekaidou’s.”
…
…ah. So… that’s how it is… Half-Tengu, half-Oni. No trace of human. I was…
“Seems Reimu has made absolutely no effort after all at dispelling her reputation as a youkai shrine maiden… aside from perhaps the man she keeps locked up.”
I was stunned. I… I didn’t even know what to think. All this time, living among humans, never knowing I wasn’t actually one of them, as I had believed. I was not born, so much as hatched, from an egg, like a damn chicken. I got an image in my head, my emergence from under a makeshift heat lamp, my mother cleaning me off, then handing me over to social services before jumping off a bridge. Furthermore… She was actually a Tengu, and Hatate’s sister at that. My true family name, therefore, should have been Himekaidou.
Everything about my life was a farce, and here was the icing on the cake. I couldn’t fake success, I couldn’t fake friends, I couldn’t fake charisma, I couldn’t even fake my fucking species.
…but, that was Outside. Here? There was no reason to hide anything. I found actual success, real friends, my charisma was genuine on top of being a psychically-powered ability, and my being a youkai? There were thousands out there, and I blended right in.
“...heh.”
Eirin’s eyes widened. “You took that surprisingly well.”
“Why not?” I said. “All it means is that I can now be true to myself.”
“Well then,” Reisen smiled. “I’d say welcome to the club, Mr. Youkai-”
*SLAM*
We turned to face the door. It was Marisa, huffing and puffing, with Rumia beside her. “I’m not interrupting anythin’ important, am I?”
“Uh, well, we were having kind of a moment,” Reisen said. “What’s up with you? Where’s the fire?”
“Ah, well, let’s just say you kinda hafta batten down the hatches,” she said. “Rei’s on the warpath. She’s been beating people up left and right, lookin’ for answers… Someone, prolly Wriggle, let loose that Rumia’s here after getting fried by ofuda… Basically, y’all only have a few moments to hunker down and hide, or else she’ll prolly tear ‘ya to pieces to get to her.”
Eirin nodded. “I see. Then, we’d best evacuate to the mansion’s safe room. It was a last measure against the Lunar Capital finding us, and can repel even Toyohime and Yorihime’s powers. We should be able to evade Reimu there.”
“Then, let’s blow!” Eirin hurriedly led us through the halls toward the safe room. I had a vague idea that Reimu had been unstable these past few days, but if she was willing to kill Marisa in order to get to Rumia, that had to be serious. Rabbits scattered in all directions as we rushed down the hallways, weapons drawn. We turned a corner, the last one before the safe room, when-
“...found you…”
Chapter 93: Osana Reimu
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro
I felt fear. Despite being backed up by several powerful individuals, I’m sure they all felt the same.
Especially since I now knew I was on the wrong end of a youkai extermination.
Reimu floated in the air, yin-yang orbs spinning around her, with an aura of pure, concentrated murder surrounding her. “You all. Surrender the darkness youkai, and no one else gets hurt.”
Marisa stepped forward. “The Hell are ‘ya thinkin’, Rei?! She ain’t done anythin’ wrong, you’re just lookin’ to kill-”
“I DON’T NEED TO HEAR A GODDAMN THING COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BITCH!!” Reimu roared, sending an orb rocketing toward Marisa which the latter narrowly dodged. “Youkai extermination is my duty! No one can prevent me from doing it!”
I drew my pistol, ready to fight. “It seems you’re not willing to reason. I will not let another innocent life be taken, even if it means facing my friend.”
Reimu glared at me. “You… Of all people, I thought you would understand… but I guess that’s too much to ask, from a damn dirty youkai!” She fired up a magic circle, then sent a barrage of amulets my way, which I had to jump, weave and bend my way around. One amulet came close to hitting me, and I felt a burning sensation as it did.
Marisa looked at the amulets. “Shit, these are extermination amulets! You’re toast if these hit you!”
“I see,” I nodded. “So she’s not bound by spell card rules.” I turned to Eirin and Reisen, who were guarding Rumia. “Shoot to kill.”
Reisen’s eyes widened. “Wh-what?! Are you serious?!? Do you have any idea what will happen if we kill her?!?”
“Is she not trying to unjustly murder us right now?” I asked. “Because I would say it is justified.”
Eirin drew her bow. “He has a point, Reisen.” She took aim. “Forgive me, Yukari-dono.” The arrow rocketed down the hallway, followed by many others, which Reimu dodged and weaved around while retaliating with needles. I used a skill card to dampen her reflexes, but that barely slowed her down. All around, amulets flew, needles pierced, and she proved almost impossible to hit, let alone strike down. Finally, just as she closed the distance, the room bent and distorted, there was a flash, and she found herself alone and disoriented.
“Huh? What? Where’d ‘ya go?!?”
We escaped the mansion out the front, where Seiran and Ringo were hunkering down in the bushes. “Phew,” Marisa said. “I remember the Endless Night when you did that to keep us from finding the princess. Never thought you’d use it to get our asses outta the fire.”
“Don’t mention it,” Reisen said. She looked over at the others. “You two need to get out of here. Go straight to the Village, we’ll rendezvous later.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Seiran said, her and Ringo taking the chance to escape.
“Now what?” I asked. “Reimu will emerge from there at any moment.”
“I’ve contacted the others, they’re on their way,” Marisa said. “Even Reimu won’t be able to overcome that level of firepower.”
“Let’s hope so,” I said, drawing my weapon again. “Because here she comes.”
The front doors exploded outward, and Reimu barreled out, ready to draw blood. “RUMIA, YOU SMUG SLIME, YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!!!”
I looked at Rumia. “What did you do, if anything?”
“I… I dunno-”
A needle pierced the ground next to us. “EEP!” Reflexively, she shrouded the area in darkness. It was cold, and impossible to see anything.
I can sense youkai you know, came a threatening voice. Come out, come out, wherever you are…
I felt chills. For the first time in a long time, I feared for my life. There was a predator here, one who couldn’t be stopped, coming straight for my ass. I held the gun out, arms shaking, knowing I was probably fighting a losing battle. I held the trigger, behind which was the safest place right now, bracing myself for what would happen next.
I felt a presence. I heard a breath. I turned around-
*FWOOM*
The darkness dissipated, and right in front of me, a bright, rainbow-colored laser blasted from one side to the other, blowing wind every which-way. Once it died down, I saw Reimu off to the side, covered in dirt and scorch marks, while Marisa was on the other side, lowering her Mini-Hakkero. Rumia was hiding behind her, shaking in fear.
Reimu got back up and glared at Marisa. “Stop interfering with my mission, dammit! I have to exterminate all the youkai, and everyone protecting them!”
“This ain’t like ‘ya, Rei!” Marisa shouted. “Snap out of it! You’re supposed to balance Gensokyo, not commit genocide!”
“Grr, I don’t need you to lecture me!” Reimu snarled. “In fact, I don’t need you at all!” She lunged toward Marisa at high speed, reaching out her hand to grab Marisa’s neck. I quickly pulled Marisa aside, leaving Reimu to grab the air above Rumia’s head.
…or, rather, she grabbed the ribbon on her head, and in one swift motion, tore it off.
Reimu stood there, looking at the ribbon in her hand… which, on closer inspection, was actually an amulet.
Her eyes widened, and her yin-yang orbs fell to the ground.
“...oh SHIT.”
Almost immediately, Rumia writhed in pain, collapsed to the ground, and moaned as her body started to melt into a puddle of darkness on the ground, which expanded, forcing us all to back away. The sky darkened to an early night, wind whipped everywhere, and the Moon seemed to grow impossibly large, filling the sky and casting a sickly green hue.
“What’s goin’ on?!” Marisa shouted, struggling to keep her hat on.
“IT’S… RUMIA’S TRUE FORM!” Reimu replied. “HER TRUE FORM SEALED BY THAT AMULET!”
Her “true” form? What kind of monster was she, if she had the power to change the scene this drastically?
Suddenly, we manifested our Metaverse attire. Somehow, Rumia was causing a cognitive distortion simply by existing.
“Wha- HUH? Why the Hell are we in these?!?” Marisa exclaimed.
Eirin looked at us, completely bewildered. “What are those outfits for?”
I looked up at her. “For when shit hits the fan.”
We looked back up, and saw the shadowy blob reconfiguring itself into the shape of an angel, one with black, feathered wings, a tabard, armor, dress, a sword, the whole archangel accompaniment. This figure, Rumia’s true form, had long, flowing blonde hair, and a face obscured by a mask divided into four colors: red, yellow, green and blue, with a hole through which her left eye could be seen.
Based on the confiscated Kirijo documents and accounts of the Full Moon Shadows, this horror before me could only be described as Arcana Temperance.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!” Marisa yelled.
I drew my knife. “It doesn’t matter. Here she comes!” Arcana Temperance lunged and swung at us, and all four of us responded in kind. Eirin stood in her spot, seemingly blank-minded, trying to process what she was seeing.
“Moon… full moon… shadow… full moon shadow…”
“Master!” Reisen scrambled to block an attack meant for her, pushing Arcana Temperance back.
“Grr… I won’t let you!” She ripped off her mask and held out her arms. “It’s time to let ‘er rip!” She sent Jack toward Temperance, who tore into her body, only for her to shrug off the blow.
“Jesus, how tough is that thing?!” Marisa said.
“Probably very tough,” I replied. “The others should be here soon. Let’s just hold the line until then.”
“Are you sayin’ all we can do is shoot it until it dies???”
“Unfortunately, yes,” I nodded. “Shoot it until it dies.”
“Ehh…” We continued to battle her. After a short while, Temperance revealed her first real technique: changing the moon’s phase to full. Shortly after that, she let loose with a devastating sword slash, severely wounding Reimu and forcing Marisa to heal her.
“Geh!” Reimu grunted. “That thing’s strong!”
I looked at the moon. “The effect of the moon must be powering up her attacks.”
“Is that so, eh?” Reisen rubbed her chin, then evilly grinned. “Then, guess I’ll just have to copy it!” She commanded another attack. “Getsu-ei!” Jack lunged forward and used the very same attack against Temperance, this time with more effect.
“Bullseye!” Reisen chanted.
Upon recovering, Temperance raised her sword in the air and cast down Ziodyne at Reimu, only for Reimu to seemingly reflect the attack back, not that it did anything to Temperance.
“This… this is where my fear of lightning came from,” Reimu muttered. “That day… my memories all blurred together…”
“What are ‘ya sayin’, Seraph?!” Marisa bellowed.
Reimu shook her head, and got up, staring down Temperance. “You. I won’t allow you to bastardize and taint my memories any longer! The death of my mother… If it weren’t for you, it could have been prevented. But, it’s too late for that now!” She drew a spell card, just like Reisen did yesterday, flung it into the air, then her Persona Kikuri wreathed herself in flames and dashed toward Temperance, creating a cross shape and circle of flames imprisoning the monster, before Reimu jumped up, gohei above her head, and yelled, “Last Word: Exorcism by Fire!” She bore down, creating a fiery explosion which completely scorched Temperance and singed the surrounding bamboo trees.
I made note of what had happened: first Psionic Onslaught, then Exorcism by Fire. Both “Last Words.” Both spell card-powered, and both fueled by emotions. I also thought about Nitori’s far earlier “Forbidden Fruit Wave.” An unknown secret technique, a “super move” of sorts?
Whatever the case, the attack proved to be far from the “Last Word,” with Temperance simply using Diarahan on itself to recover from the attack. Next, she changed the moon phase, this time to a new moon. This had the effect of increasing her evasion, rather than her attack. She tried to attack Reisen, only for the attack to be parried by…
“...Master??”
The dust cleared, and Eirin stood, bow drawn, and with a determined expression.
“How could I succumb so easily to having my memory wiped?” she said. “Ever since the time when the Lunarians colonized the Moon, the rabbits spoke of a mother god whom they all worshiped as their ‘creator.’ For millennia, I researched this goddess, her nature, her influence on all living things. I remember it now: seven years ago, this goddess was called upon by all living things to end their suffering, only to be sealed, and the memories of all who perceived it hosed clean, leaving only blank spots where it used to be.” She stood up. “I kept it a secret from those fools, even lord Tsukiyomi. I didn’t want the prophecy of the Fall spreading like a virus, and yet, somehow, it did among humans, creating this wretched phenomenon, long thought to be put down, only to rise again.”
My eyes widened. “So, you knew about the Dark Hour?”
“Ever since long before it had that name,” Eirin replied. “My memory was stolen, my fears grew like a cancerous tumor, and I forgot my true aim and purpose in life. I became distorted. It took Reisen going into my mind and ripping that darkness out to realize.” She turned to Arcana Temperance. “And now, I, Eirin Yagokoro, the Brain of the Moon, shall seal you!” She summoned a Tarot card and chopped it with her hand, summoning a being similar to a sleep paralysis demon with a mask. “LAY WASTE TO THEM, ONEIROI!!!” This Persona of hers, Oneiroi, proved capable of some truly flammable techniques: Myriad Arrows, Akashic Arts, Debilitate, Divine Judgement, Megidolaon… name a powerful move, and this thing probably had it.
“Alright, payback time!” Marisa bellowed, as we all tore into Temperance. Forcing her on the backfoot, she resorted to stronger attacks, up to and including Thunder Reign, Megidolaon and Makougaon (though no curse attacks, which seemed odd as Rumia controlled darkness) on the magical side and a new move, Heaven’s Blade, on the physical side. Taking her down felt like fighting the Cyberdemon with a fish wrapped in a newspaper, but ever so slightly we weakened it.
As we pulled back for another round, Temperance prepared another swing, and we braced ourselves for it; however, it was interrupted by the sound of a car’s horn, and when she turned the…
…the Mona Van???
*SMASH*
Temperance was knocked to the ground by the vehicle, which swung around to reveal Byakuren ghost riding on the top of it, shooting her minigun at the dark angel and riddling her with bullets. Nitori was driving, and one by one the others rolled out of the back and started firing at Temperance as well, before Nitori herself jumped ship and allowed the car to revert to its normal form.
“Now THAT was some style!” Aya smiled.
“Mwehehe!” Morgana crossed his arms. “Never underestimate a true gentleman thief!”
I looked around. “The gang’s all here. Time to end this!” Pulling out a random card, I jumped up into the air, and attempted to use a “Last Word” of my own. Bond appeared behind me, then charged Arcana Temperance, knocking her around several times like a ping-pong ball as I took aim with my gun.
“Shaken, not Stirred.” I fired one superpowered bullet at her, which exploded and dealt massive damage; I used the chance to close in and, with one hand, tore off the mask, causing the monster to shriek like a banshee as the distortion on her body dissolved, before collapsing onto the ground. Once the darkness cleared, all that was left was an archangel with white wings and long, blonde hair who lay face-up on the ground.
We stood there for a moment, in silence, before Reimu slowly started walking up to Rumia. Reimu was shaking, each step coming slower than the last, before she was right before the angel.
“I… I…”
“What’s wrong?” Marisa asked.
Reimu fell to her knees, dropped her gohei, and wept softly. “That day… when she turned into that… when Yukari forcefully awakened my power… that’s when I…”
Morgana bounced up to her, and held her side. “Hey, don’t force yourself. I can tell you’ve been through a lot.”
“No… you all deserve to know…” She got up and faced us. “Rumia and my mother were good friends. She would come to the shrine and play with me, dote on me like a godmother, watch me grow and train… But then came a stormy night on a full moon, back when I was twelve. We stayed up late playing games, before Yukari barged in and proclaimed that Rumia had to die. We asked her why, all of a sudden, before Rumia got up and held her arms out. She revealed that she was a ‘piece’ of an appraiser of Death, and that it was her duty to fulfill the wish of all living things to die. At that moment, the sky turned green, she turned into that monster we fought just now, and simply said, ‘No hard feelings.’”
My eyes widened. “So… you’ve experienced the Dark Hour before?”
“Yes,” Reimu nodded. “Nothing worked against her. Not needles, not sealing amulets, nothing. Me and Mother didn’t understand what was going on. That’s when Yukari did… something. She pointed her fan at me, which made me scream in pure agony as a being - Kikuri - appeared behind me, did battle with the monster, and managed to subdue it, before going berzerk and attempting to kill me. That’s when Mother pushed me away and then… and then…”
Marisa looked at her in shock. “... NO. So, ‘ya mean that-”
Reimu threw up her arms. “I KILLED HER! I’M MY MOTHER’S MURDERER!!!” She looked back down and absolutely bawled. “WHAT KIND OF SHITTY DAUGHTER KILLS HER OWN MOM?!?”
All of us stood there, letting Reimu spill her emotions, out of fear she would lash out if we tried to comfort her.
“Er… that’s…” Morgana tried to say.
“I can’t even begin to imagine…” Byakuren said. “And you awakened to Kikuri before?”
Reimu sniffled. “Yeah. But… that’s not all. You see, I… I had a dream. Crow was there, Starburst was there, there was this… monster formed out of our fathers. Mine was shrouded in shadow, at first, before revealing itself to be… well, Ran with… guy parts.”
Everyone else jumped back. “Wh-wha-whaaaat???” Aya said, aghast.
Reimu paused for a second. “...yeah, and she taunted me about killing my mother. I remembered everything. When I woke up… I don’t know what made me do it, but I went to Ran and asked her a strange question. I asked her ‘Are you my father?’”
Youmu shook in place. “Ran-sama… no. No, no, nonono, you can’t be serious! It’s impossible! I mean, she-”
“Ran looked at me,” Reimu continued. “She looked at me in fear, before she took me into the back, where Chen couldn’t hear. There, she…” Reimu sighed. “She… well, she told me that Yukari couldn’t find any suitable men to marry to her, because my grandmother, she… she didn’t just swing one night with a man, she swung with an oni. So she was half-oni, and no one wanted to be with her. Desperate, and not willing to force my mom on a man, Yukari fiddled with some boundaries, and… and…” She started crying, as we…
…well…
Marisa appeared to shut down, turning into an expressionless husk incapable of processing this revelation. Morgana’s face was one of pure “what the fuck?” Byakuren covered her mouth, her eyes wide. Miko’s head was tilted. Reisen’s eyes were blank. Nitori was the only one willing to comment: “...so, that means that…”
Reimu looked up and screamed. “I… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” She screamed for a full minute, before bawling hysterically. “I’m a freak of nature! I’m barely a human! I can’t call myself a shrine maiden! Humans can’t look up to me! I’m more monster than person!” She looked at Rumia. “I have to exterminate all of them… if I don’t, what am I? I’m… *sniff* a failure of a Hakurei…” She knelt over, refusing to let us see her face, and continued to cry.
We… wow. For once, I had nothing to say. At least I was minimally brought into the world through “normal” means, if through shameful circumstances. Reimu… to realize that her existence was unnatural and a defiance of natural law, but also that she wasn’t what she thought she was… and unlike me, the nature of her role meant she couldn’t reconcile it so easily…
“...Rei…” Marisa said softly, tears running down her own face. All of us looked down somberly, sharing the pain our friend was going through.
“...Reimu.”
!
We looked up, Reimu included, and saw an ethereal figure which resembled Reimu’s mother Akari… or perhaps was Akari’s spirit.
“M-mom???” Reimu said in shock. “W-what are you doing here?! You’re not mad at me, are you?”
Akari smiled. “Of course not. Why would I be angry with my own daughter? You’ve made so many friends, touched so many lives, and kept Gensokyo safe for so long.”
“But… I mean… I killed you!” Reimu exclaimed. “How come you’re not haunting me or taking my soul to Hell or anything like that?!?”
Akari shook her head. “It couldn’t have been helped, the way it happened. You know Yukari is remorseful for it, too. All that matters is that you have taken up my stead, even better than I did. I couldn’t have trained you better. You’re a hard worker, and very strong too.”
Reimu looked down. “Even if you say that… I can’t really say I’m a human. I mean, mostly kitsune, some oni… and to top it all off, I…”
“Oi,” Marisa cut in. “So what?”
Reimu turned to her. “What do you mean ‘so what??”
“Think of it this way: you were mostly youkai when you were born, you were mostly youkai yesterday, tomorrow you’ll still be mostly youkai,” Marisa smiled. “You’re still the same Reimu, inside and out. You’ll just be a little more true to yourself from now on, is all.”
“She has a point,” I added. “You have gifts and abilities no one else has, and you’re stronger because of them.”
“Gensokyo wouldn’t be as peaceful as it is without you,” Aya said. “I mean, you can easily beat me, an old, powerful Tengu.”
“We will stand by your side and fight through thick and thin, I swear by my sword,” Youmu said.
“Because we’re a team,” Mamiko said.
“Because you’re Gensokyo’s defender,” Byakruen said.
“Because we all made a promise,” Nitori said.
“Because you are strong, and inspire the weak to fight for their own cause,” Miko said.
“And because the fight’s not over yet,” Reisen said, “so don’t give up now.” Eirin crossed her arms, and nodded in agreement.
Morgana smiled, then turned to Reimu. “See? Do these look like the kind of people who would abandon you for being a freak? I mean… take it from someone who knows what it’s like, realizing you aren’t what you thought you were, not having a sense of purpose, not feeling supported… but, I had my own team on my side, and that’s what friends are for: someone to lean on when you’re scared, cold, and weak. What I’m saying is, you’re never alone. Don’t push everyone away, just because you don’t think you’re worthy of their help.”
“Guys…” Reimu looked at us, and for the first time today, smiled. “Thank you.”
“Never forget: I will always be watching you, and will always be a part of you,” Akari said. “Fight on, Reimu. You’re a fine young woman now, and Gensokyo… no, the world faces dark times.” At that moment, Reimu’s mask suddenly turned into her Persona. The two entities moved closer, before turning into light and combining into one. After a brief flash, a new Persona, one with long, flowing hair, a highly stylized miko outfit with what looked like a black leotard underneath, a chiseled body, a metal mask, and a large gohei in one hand and a large, arm-mounted gun on the other appeared. Somehow, Akari’s spirit - or perhaps Reimu’s memory of her? - had fused with her Persona, to be born anew, and become part of her. This new Persona then disappeared, except for the mask - which floated down and rested on Reimu’s face, replacing her old, fan-shaped one. Also, her bat-like wing transformed, becoming a dark feathered wing mirroring the angelic one.
Once the scene finished playing out, the full moon disappeared, and the light of day returned. Morgana turned back into a cat, and our outfits returned to normal. It seemed that the distortion Rumia, or Arcana Temperance, had created ran out, leaving only the angel on the ground.
I looked at Eirin, straight in the eyes. “We need to talk.”
“Absolutely,” Eirin replied. “I think we all deserve to be on the same page.” She looked at Rumia. “Let’s stabilize her condition first. She will likely be a vital asset to us.”
“Yes, Master.” We went over and carried Rumia inside.
Notes:
The premise of this chapter might be hard to understand if you're not well-versed in Touhou fandom lore. There's a widely-held belief that Rumia's hair ribbon is actually a sealing amulet which holds back an "EX" form, since her official profile says she can't touch it. In the twenty-two years since her introduction in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, this plot point has never once been touched upon in official materials. Needless to say, there's been lots of fanfic which run with this idea, especially in the earlier days of the Windows series before more substantial plots such as the Animal Yakuza came into play; a famous example is TakerFoxx's epic Imperfect Metamorphosis (available right here on AO3 if you want to go take a look, but fair warning that it is pretty dark), and my own previous fic involved a twist about Rumia being Necrozma in disguise, with the ribbon being one end of her heart crystal. This chapter references a series of comics called Osana Reimu, where an unsealed Rumia was friends with Reimu as a child, as well as Reimu's mother, before Rumia's nature as a youkai catches up with them.
The identity of Reimu's new Persona is Sendai Hakurei no Miko, or Sendai for short. She's another fanon character, originating as a custom character for M.U.G.E.N. of all things. While her relation to Reimu is never elaborated upon besides being her ancestor, few are the fans who don't consider her to be Reimu's mom. And for good measure, there's a reference to Miyamoto Ryuuichi's onimiko character in there, too.
Yeah, I feel sorry for Persona fans coming into this fic with no knowledge of Touhou fanon. I've been stuck in the rabbit hole for more of my life than I haven't, and if you don't know your way around old fan content like I do, you might get pretty lost. I'll at least avoid making anything like that especially plot-relevant.
Chapter 94: Morgana and The Day Breakers
Chapter Text
Goro
After we moved Rumia to the exam room, Eirin and Reisen quickly examined her vitals, which turned out to be critical. Because we needed Eirin for the debriefing of what just happened, she quickly hooked her up to some machines and IV drips and assigned rabbit assistants to look over her for a bit, after which she would come back and attend to her more fully.
Eirin led us to the tea room, which was still as hot, humid and tropical as ever, and teeming with butterflies. “Wow,” Morgana remarked, “this is quite the place.”
“Let’s dispense with the pleasantries for now,” Eirin replied. She snapped her fingers twice, summoning more rabbits who brought out tea to share, as well as dragging out a bigger table. “I apologize if this is a bit slapdash, we weren’t expecting to host such a large group today.”
“I’m impressed that you can pull out a passable setup at a moment’s notice,” Aya said. “It'd take me a few hours to prepare my place to be this good.”
“Rabbit labor is top-notch,” Reisen said. “Tewi trains them well.”
We took our seats around the table, and Reisen started passing around the pot. Morgana jumped up onto the table and looked around, noticing all the rabbit girls glaring at him.
“Er… is my fur sticking up or something?”
“I think they’re suspicious because there’s a predator in the house,” Reisen told him.
“Wha- I’m not a predator!” Morgana pleaded. “I am a gentleman who would never-”
*boomf*
“NYAA!” Morgana jumped back as Boss-kun jumped up next to him.
“Who is this?” Miko asked.
“My pet rabbit, Boss-kun,” Reisen replied. “Better watch out, Mona. He’ll kick your ass if you look at the baby rabbits funny.”
“Those rabbit claws are freakin’ sharp,” Marisa said. “Take my word for it.”
“I… I can see that,” Morgana said nervously.
I sipped my tea and asked the first question. “Now then, we might as well address the elephant in the room first.” I looked at Eirin. “What do you know about Personas and shadows? Those were some very powerful combat techniques you demonstrated back there.”
“Yes, of course,” Eirin nodded. She faced Morgana. “But… if you don’t mind, I’d like to know a little more about you first.”
“Oh, uh, of course!” Morgana stood up. “I am Morgana. I might look like a talking cat, but I was actually born from people’s hopes and dreams, their repressed desires for justice and rebellion. My… my Master was kind of in a rush when he made me, hence why I’m a cat. Out there, I rounded up a group of tricksters to take on the being who imprisoned him, basically a giant, mechanical god who tried to control humans, and pit Goro and Ren - or Joker - against each other in a rigged game just to prove his point. He almost won, but we pulled a stylish comeback and put him way under.” He licked his paw. “That’s a bit of an oversimplification, but you get the idea.”
“I see,” Eirin nodded. “Now, why are you in Gensokyo?”
“Easy,” Morgana replied. “I have the ability to sniff out and enter cognitive realms, places in people’s hearts where their distorted desires manifest. That power also lets me cross the Hakurei Border, whose ‘common sense boundary’ works on mostly the same principle. Ren’s house is in Chino near where the Shrine is outside. I came by to visit today, only to arrive in the middle of, well, whatever that Shadow caused. The rest of the gang was all there too, so I turned into a car, we found the source, and you know the rest.”
Reimu took a deep breath. “I’m… I’m sorry. About all that. It’s just…”
“If I found out I was ¾ youkai and killed my mom in the past, I’d prolly be a bit irritable too,” Marisa said.
Reimu smiled and chuckled. “...asshole.”
“Man, I wish I had your relationship,” Aya said. “If I said that, I’d be buried in amulets right about now.”
“That’s because you’re a bit of a roach,” Reimu replied. She took a sip. “But, that’s all beside the point.
“By the way…” Nitori twiddled her fingers. “Did… Yukari actually-”
“The way it worked, according to Ran, was that Yukari basically thought up a reality where Ran was a man, then yanked me out of a gap. Or something. No, that wasn’t involved, in case anyone was wondering. I hope that clears things up.”
“Er, yes, right,” Youmu said.
Eirin was wide-eyed. “Er… well, at least Yukari wasn’t a pervert. But that still raises a completely different set of questions…”
“To be able to create life by imagining an alternate reality, bending boundaries, and then essentially summoning Reimu without her being ‘born’...” I shuddered. “Furthermore, the fact that she forced a Persona out of Reimu confirms many of my worst fears: she knows about the cognitive world, about cognitive psience, and about Personas. She likely also knew about Nyx, and the prophecy of the Fall.” I turned to Eirin again. “What do you know about those things?”
Eirin cleared her throat. “As I said before, I am the god otherwise known as Omoikane. A very long time ago, the god of the Moon, Tsukiyomki, gathered his closest followers and colonized the Moon, to escape Earth’s impurity, and create a utopia separate from the cycle of life and death. I was one of his highest priestesses, gifted with an inquisitive mind and a talent for medical science, and eventually attained godhood in my own right. We expected the Moon to be barren, but we found a society of Moon rabbits who all worshiped a ‘Mother God.’”
She sipped her tea. “This god lacked a name; the Greek goddess Nyx is the closest approximation the collective consciousness of all living things perceived it as. What it actually is, I’m still not entirely certain, but through my research I have determined that it’s at least as old as the universe itself, if not older, and possibly hails from the Sea of Souls. I have theorized that it is responsible for the creation of life on Earth, why living things on Earth have souls, and why they also have ‘shadows,’ as shadows have an intrinsic connection to this entity.”
Morgana looked especially attentive. “So, what you’re saying is that this entity is responsible for the existence of shadows and cognitive worlds to begin with?”
Eirin shook her head. “Not necessarily. Again, I still don’t fully understand its properties. But it is at least responsible for opening the pathway between Earth and the Sea of Souls. I spent many, many centuries researching how shadows and cognition work. Through this research, I eventually gained the ability to perceive a hidden 25th hour, the ‘Dark Hour.’ It was there that I figured out how to utilize the power of Persona. It was also how I became aware of the existence of two more entities, who stand on either side of the debate over the potential of living things.”
“Who are these entities?” I asked.
“One entity believes in the potential for humanity’s growth, endurance, and positivity, and believes humans can become enlightened beings. Let’s call him ‘Philemon.’ The other argues that humanity is doomed to give into its primal desires and destroy itself, one way or another. Let’s call him ‘Nyarlathotep.’ These beings appear to have existed since time immemorial, under many names and forms, focusing on one species at a time before moving onto another. Sometimes, Philemon was proven correct. Other times, Nyarlathotep was. These beings possess a great amount of power, able to rewrite cognition to suit the needs of their games. They may even have created our world, and fabricated much of our history, just to play out their current game.”
…!
“...so you mean… we could all have been created yesterday, and still remember our lives as if we existed for longer?” Byakuren asked.
“Possibly,” Eirin said. “If you all want a hard and fast date, this may have happened in 1999. That was the year Nyx suddenly became active, possibly stirred awake by Nyarlathotep by creating rumors about ‘the Fall,’ the prophesied day where humanity’s despair and wish for death would cause her to grant that wish, wiping out all life on Earth. I know this because I sensed her becoming active. She then went dormant for a time, before becoming active again around 2009 or so.”
“That was the year S.E.E.S. was most active, according to the Kirijo papers the Conspiracy confiscated,” I noted. “They battled shadows, not knowing that they were pieces of Death, the appraiser of Nyx.”
“I see,” Eirin nodded. “I wish I could read those papers myself, in order to get the full story.”
“Something about how that incident was resolved must have caused everyone’s memories of the whole thing to be wiped,” Reimu said. “Yukari erased my memories of my mother’s death, but I perceived the Dark Hour again a few years ago.”
“People without Personas turned into coffins during the Dark Hour, unable to perceive it,” Eirin continued. “That includes all of you, since you were not Persona users at the time - or in Reimu’s case, hers was resealed after being summoned once, since it was unstable and prone to killing its summoner. It also had the effect of temporarily lifting the Hakurei Border, so in theory, anyone active during the Dark Hour could have come and go between Gensokyo and the Outside, although in the years when Nyx was most active I met only two people who actually did this.”
“Who were they?” Marisa asked.
“One of them was Sakuya Izayoi, Remilia’s maid.”
Marisa jumped back. “Wait, Sakuya’s a Persona-user too?!”
“Not just any Persona-user, but one with the ability to control shadows and make them do her bidding,” Eirin explained. “Her space time manipulation is tied to the same ability. She used this power to create an ‘echo’ of herself who also happened to be a dog, in order to spy on S.E.E.S., and she shares memories with this echo.”
“So she was actively monitoring them too,” I noted. “Who was the other one?”
“Kogasa Tatara,” Eirin replied. I didn’t know who she was, and neither did Morgana and Mamiko, but everyone else sat up in shock.
“Well… her power to surprise people never disappoints,” Miko said.
“Indeed,” Eirin nodded. “She probably gained the power after Sanae tried to kill her, since near-death experiences are one of the things which can trigger Persona awakenings, along with emotional trauma, seeking the truth, and strong emotional surges; in general, perfectly normal, happy people who are content with their lives cannot awaken to Personas, only ‘broken’ individuals. How she managed to wander all the way to Iwadotai City in one night and why is anyone’s guess, but she did take up a spot on S.E.E.S. after one of their members died, is what she told me. From that point, she fought the shadows, and eventually the Nyx Avatar itself. Unfortunately, she couldn’t really tell me what happened after that, only that the ‘field leader’ flew up into the Moon and never came back, and that the rest of the group faced an abomination after that named ‘Erebus,’ a being who is the manifestation of the world’s desire for death. It can be destroyed, but so long as at least one person wishes for death, it will always keep coming back.”
We kept staring at her after she finished her spiel. It was hard for some of us to believe that there were people in Gensokyo who knew far more about the cognitive world than the ones responsible for safeguarding the land, many of whom were completely unassuming at first glance.
“...wow… I mean…” Morgana groomed himself. “Master never told me about any of that.”
“I think it’s frightening that something has the power to wipe the memories of even a powerful Lunarian ex-sage,” Aya noted. “Damn, I would have loved to meet those kids.”
“At least we can press Kogasa for details,” Mamiko said. “She seems like she’d be easier to talk to than Sakuya.”
“Sakuya is a bit… different,” Marisa said. “It’s impossible to tell when she’s serious and when she’s actin’ playful.” She twiddled her fingers. “Then, of course, there’s the whole deal ‘bout Yukari.”
The room fell silent again.
“Yes, indeed,” Youmu said. “Considering how much we suspect she knows about cognitive psience.”
“And likely even far, far more than that, considering who she is,” Eirin added. “And because of her personality, it isn’t even possible to accurately guess what her endgame is, as she’s very, very good at making complex, carefully-laid plans, which are never what you would expect, attempts to foil them only further them, and much of the time, designed to make it look like she’s just fucking around, or not even involved in the incident at all.”
“Who is Yukari?” Morgana asked.
“Oh, yes,” Reimu said. “She is one of three Gensokyo Sages, who oversee Gensokyo’s well-being and ensure it stays balanced. Kasen, who you met last month, is one of the sages. The other two are Yukari, as mentioned, as well as a third one who-”
“Matara-sama is wonderful!” came a voice.
“NYAA!” Morgana’s tail puffed up as the door flung open behind us and revealed the dancers.
“Hello again,” I said dryly. “How can I help you today?”
“We heard you talking about Sages, so we came here to see!” Satano said.
“We were also told you had a cute cat!” Mai said.
“Wha- I AM NOT A CAT!” Morgana exclaimed. “And who-” He paused. “...wait, aren’t you those two we ran into and fought in the palace?”
Satano thought for a moment. “Oh, yes! Mona, right? You were quite powerful!”
“Er, well… yeah, but still, why are you here?”
Another door flung open, revealing Okina who was dressed as though she had just gotten out of a rowdy baseball game. “Hello, everyone.”
Eirin groaned. “How many more uninvited guests are I going to have today?”
“Why are you covered in Commodores merchandise?” I asked.
“Do I need a reason?” Okina asked. “Because I think they’re quite good.”
“I’m sorry, what?” Nitori asked.
“They’re a baseball team Outside,” I explained. “They’re based in Seattle and are essentially Japan’s de facto MLB team due to the amount of Japanese talent they have. They won back-to-back World Series in 1995 and 1996 and have at least made it to the playoffs every year since.”
“Portland has a team too, but we don’t talk about the Mariners,” Okina chimed in.
“Okay, but why are you crashing our meeting?” Eirin asked.
“Do I need a reason?” Okina said again.
Morgana sighed. “Good grief.”
“This is another one of the Youkai Sages,” I explained. “The one who caused an incident last month, and who I now have a deal with.”
“I am Okina Matara.” She bowed. “A pleasure to meet you. I couldn’t help but take notice of your discussion about-” She hacked and coughed. “Ahh… my sincere apologies. Perhaps you would have something for my ailing health?”
Eirin stared at her. “I wish the Hippocratic Oath didn’t exist in times like this. Alas…” She reached and grabbed some cough medicine, which Okina took in exchange for payment. “Anyway, you’re a Sage too? I don’t imagine you’re just like her.”
“I’d say she’s somehow even worse,” Marisa said.
“Oh my, how rude,” Okina replied. “Is that how you treat your elders?”
“I’m just stating facts,” Marisa said, crossing her arms. “Mostly because of the molester hands.”
“This won’t get us anywhere,” I said. “For what purpose did you drop in?”
“To work on our deal, of course,” Okina smiled.
“Uh, could you have picked another time?” Aya asked. “Can’t you see we’re in the middle of a meeting?”
“I can,” she said. “But I also can’t ignore the patient you have in the other room.”
“You mean Rumia?” Reimu said.
“Precisely.” She walked toward the exit. “I’m sure you all would like some closure on the matter, and I would be remiss not to provide my knowledge on the subject.”
“...oh?”
Inside the room, we could see Rumia asleep in her bed, with a breathing mask hooked up to her, a catheter delivering medicine and nutrients, and a device monitoring her vitals. We were gathered around the entrance to the room, while Reisen reviewed the information the computer was giving her.
“How is she?” Eirin asked.
“It’s not looking good,” Reisen told her. “The medicine’s about the only thing keeping her alive.”
“Wow, no patient confidentiality?” Nitori snarked.
“I mean, we all took that friggin’ thing down, didn’t we?” Marisa said. “What’s the point now?”
“And,” Reimu turned to Okina. “You claim to know something.”
“I do,” Okina replied. “But, I will only address him specifically about it. Since we have a deal.”
“Oh, you know what, whatever,” Reimu said.
Okina turned to me. “There is no doubt that Rumia is an archangel. But what you may not realize is that she isn’t any regular archangel, but one arising from the Sea of Souls, who lived a powerful life in the past, and whose ‘wiping’ process wasn’t fully completed when coming here.”
“Okaaay… what are you getting at?” Reisen asked.
“I’m saying that it would be a tragedy if she were allowed to perish now, and that she would be a powerful and necessary ally to bring light back into this world,” Okina said.
Mamiko approached Rumia, gently lifting her tender, yet calloused hand, before putting it back down. “I apologize, I don’t know about these ‘angels.’”
“I think Okina is suggesting that Rumia is reincarnated from an incredibly powerful archangel, from a world where Christianity reigned supreme,” I said. “She’s also suggesting that her death is something we want to avoid.”
Reimu stood over Rumia. “An archangel… to think that this was what Rumia truly was, under the shadow, under the distortion…”
“It must have overtaken enough of her body and soul that not much was left after the shadow was destroyed,” Eirin suggested. “How she became ‘shadow-fied’ is a mystery, though.” She looked at the monitor. “In any case, the odds are not favoring her survival.”
Morgana jumped up. “But, Doctor, weren’t you just boasting how you were the ‘Brain of the Moon’ who could make medicine for anything?”
“Even my skill and expertise has limits,” Eirin admitted. “I have admittedly never had a case quite like this before, but I have treated angels and archangels. They are rather finicky creatures with complex biology, and oftentimes the only thing which can truly heal them is prayer and belief.” She put a hand on Rumia. “Of course, Christianity is rather niche here in Gensokyo, so that by itself would be insufficient. Even if we dragged her to the Scarlet Devil Mansion during one of their services…” She looked up. “However, there is a workaround.”
“A workaround?” Reimu said.
“What is it?” Aya asked.
“If we administer holy water, that should be able to revive her,” Eirin replied.
“Oh… aha!” Reimu smiled. “Well, if that’s all that needed, then I’ll just whip up some-”
“Christian holy water,” Eirin specified. “Blessed by a Christian priest. Other holy water will not work.”
Reimu’s ribbon drooped. “...ah. I see.”
“Do we have any Christian priests in Gensokyo?” Youmu asked. “I highly doubt it.”
“I’d know if we did,” Reimu said. “Can’t be letting any more competition open its doors here.”
“Of course you’d keep an eye on that,” Nitori said.
“Yeah, and it’s not like we can just kick down the door at the Mansion, ask ‘em for some of their holy water, and-”
Marisa paused.
“...by the way, doesn’t Patche make all of it?”
“...oh yeah, that’s right,” Aya said. “Patchouli has a method for creating holy water.”
“Then, it’s settled,” I said. “If we are to save Rumia’s life, we must procure holy water from Patchouli Knowledge, the keeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion’s library.”
“Ah, but, don’t we suspect her of having a fortress?” Aya asked.
“Exactly,” I nodded. I looked at Eirin. “How long can you sustain her for?”
Eirin checked her clipboard. “I likely only have enough medicine for two weeks, until May 7th, after which I’ll have to make the decision to cut life support.”
“Alright, then, it’s settled. We’ll do what it takes to get that holy water, right, Oki-”
Okina and the dancers were gone.
“...well, damn.”
“Not even so much as a proper goodbye,” Aya said. “God, I hate her.”
Eirin sighed. “Somehow, she's even worse than Yukari.”
“It’s like a law or something that gods have to be odd in the head,” Reimu said. “Of course, they have very different morals than us mortals…”
Morgana jumped up on the bed and inspected Rumia, who lay very still, and whose wings hung off the side of the bed, struggling to stay alive as feathers already began to shed.
“A real angel…”
“Lovestruck already?” Marisa grinned.
Morgana jumped up. “Er- No! I-I mean, nothing can take my eyes off Lady Ann-”
“Aw, c’mon, we all know the truth! C’mere!” Marisa grabbed him and gave him a rough noogie.
“Ow- hey! Please don’t noogie the cat!” Morgana pleaded. “Not that I’m a cat!” All of us just laughed at him.
As we walked out of Eientei, Morgana, sitting on Marisa’s shoulder, looked around. “So, this is your crew, Akechi?”
“Essentially, yes,” I nodded. “I apologize, we haven’t had time for proper introductions.”
“No, that’s okay,” he replied. “Although… you really do have a thing with ladies, do you.”
*BOMF*
“Indeed,” I replied. “Sometimes, I’m even one of them.”
“...I wonder if Ren was smoking something last night and I breathed some of it in,” Morgana said.
“We get that a lot,” Reimu said. “If anything, I think it’s ironic that the talking cat is the one having trouble taking it all in.”
“I’M NOT A-... oh, never mind.”
“If it’s introductions ‘ya want, I’ll start!” Marisa puffed out her chest. “I am Marisa Kirisame, the best damn human magician, and fastest in all of Gensokyo!”
Aya coughed. “Yeah, sure, let’s go with that.” She faced Morgana. “I’m Aya Shameimaru. I’m a Crow Tengu on the mountain, head of the mountain guard, and the best reporter on the mountain too!”
“I am Youmu Konpaku,” Youmu said. “Faithful keeper of Yuyuko Saigyouji, ruler of the Netherworld. My swordsmanship is unmatched by anyone.”
“My name is Toyosatomimi no Miko, historically known as Prince Shoutoku. I am the leader of the Taoist sect here in Gensokyo.”
“And I am Byakuren Hijiri, head priestess of the Myouren Temple, unsealed after 1000 years in Makai.”
“I’m Reisen Udongein Inaba, former Moon soldier and Eirin Yagokoro’s right-hand woman and medical assistant.”
“I’m Nitori Kawashiro. I’m a kappa living in Genbu Ravine, an inventor and gadgeteer genius!”
Mamiko approached Morgana. “You say you were born in the Cognitive World, too?”
“Of course,” Morgana replied.
“I see. I am Mamiko Shinshou, faithful servant of Alice-sama, and peacekeeper in the Animal Realm. I was a shadow, born from the Collective Unconscious, and bound to one of Alice-sama’s creations.”
Morgana looked at us all again. “Wow… you’ve got quite the group, Akechi.”
I shook my head. “I don’t use that name in this form. Right now, I am Hatsuko. Hatsuko Himekaidou.”
The rest of the group looked at me in surprise. “Wait, what???”
“You’re related to Hatate, seriously???” Aya said.
I tipped my hat. “It would seem so.”
Aya looked at me for a moment, then chuckled. “...ah. So that’s how it is.” She giggled. “Sounds like I can start tossing her Oba-san jokes right back at her.”
“That would also explain why the Tengu were letting him - her, they, ah what the hell - through so easily,” Nitori said, turning to me. “You were one the whole time.”
“Half Oni as well,” I added, “no thanks to a certain someone…”
“Oh, now I’m really gonna hafta kick your ass,” Aya said. “As much as Tengu and Oni hate each other, you’re practically a living paradox.”
Morgana’s ears perked up. “Wait, so was Shido-”
“He was an Oni, it turns out,” I said. “My mother was a Tengu.”
Morgana thought for a moment, then settled back down. “Well, that puts his behavior in a whole new light. Although, I heard he died in prison…”
“And now he’s Yachie’s slave down in the Animal Realm,” Mamiko finished for him. “I only saw him once, a shallow husk of a man serving her will. Also, who was that one Yuuma calls ‘Dog?’”
“Kamoshida?” I asked.
“Yes, him. I’ve only ever seen him tied to a chain and walking around on all fours as she cackles madly and flings abuse at him, while he struggles to clean the house as birds try to peck and claw at him.”
“Yeeeeesh,” Morgana winced. “Then again, considering what he did, I… guess he deserves it?”
“I think it’s only appropriate that a man who committed such heinous crimes, especially against a young girl, gets humiliated, dominated, and put through the grinder by one who resembles a goat girl herself as his infernal punishment,” Byakruen said.
I looked toward the direction of the lake. “I just had an idea… Mona, perhaps you would like to see us in action?”
Morgana perked up. “Oh, really? Sure, I’d love to see your style!”
“In that case, Nitori, do we have any new targets?”
Nitori pulled out a list of names. “I added a few, yes, but Flan’s still the main one. Seems she’s guarding the threshold to the block above the current one.”
“Alright. Is everyone else in agreement?”
“Aye,” said the crowd.
I smirked and tipped my hat again. “Then let’s move out.”
We approached the shore of the lake, near where the boat was kept. “This is the place,” I told Morgana. “We access Ethos from here via boat.”
“Ethos?” Morgana wondered. “That’s the place Reimu mentioned before, right?”
“The Tower of the Masses, a nest for shadows where distorted desires are drawn in,” Mamiko explained. “I was once a shadow enslaved by that place, before the others cleared my cognition, and I joined them in gratitude.”
“Interesting,” Morgana noted. He faced the lake. “Another nest of distortion, just like Mementos.”
“It’s a very tall tower in the middle of the lake,” Byakuren said. “In order to reach it, we must ride a boat across the lake.”
“You may have seen us flying around in the real world, but we can’t do that in the cognitive world,” Nitori explained. “We think it’s because magic doesn’t work there like it does out here.”
“...Actually, I’ve come up with an alternative explanation since then,” I said.
“Like what?” Marisa asked.
“I think it once again has to do with cognition,” I explained. “The reason our magic doesn’t work in the cognitive world is because humans outside don’t believe in magic, which would of course cause magic as we understand it in the real world to not exist. The erosion of supernatural belief is also why youkai without Personas steadily weaken. Our Personas are a sign of rebellion against those ideas, allowing us to run around and function normally, telling the world that we exist, and they just have to get used to it.”
“...mmh. Ah, that’s it!” Marisa snapped her fingers. “I guess I was just overthinkin’ how magic works in that place, and never really took the time to sit down and think about cognition.”
“I mean, it makes sense,” Reimu said, “but your argument has one problem: it implies that Ethos is connected to the cognition of people Outside.”
I thought about Reimu’s counter-argument. “...what if it is?”
Youmu thought for a bit. “Are you suggesting…”
“Ethos might be here in Gensokyo, but it could still be connected directly to the greater unconscious,” I explained. “How else would it pick up new shadows, such as Mamiko?”
“Hmm… that would be troubling if true,” Miko said. “It would mean that Ethos can tap into the wider collective unconscious of all living things, and could either possess, or soon gain, the ability to directly influence it from within Gensokyo. Considering that our mystery culprit is showing signs of agitation, that makes it all the more imperative that we reach the top as soon as possible.”
“A ‘mystery culprit?’” Morgana asked.
“We’re all but certain that Ethos has a singular controller who’s creating fortresses to destabilize Gensokyo’s politics,” Reimu said. “We think that their plan is to try and cause an incident large enough to destroy the Hakurei Border; with that gone, they could more easily spread their miasma across the globe. Because it’s here in Gensokyo, we believe our culprit is someone or something from here, and we’ve already got a list of suspects.”
Morgana looked at the lake again, and sighed. “Just when we take down the God of Control, and free the world from his rigged ‘game,’ another force rises up to replace him.”
“We just gotta fight it, and if somethin’ else comes up we just gotta go kick its ass, too,” Marisa grinned.
Morgana chuckled. “Heh. You’re just oozing with brazen optimism, aren’t you?”
“It’s contagious,” Nitori said. “She can pull even the most asocial introvert like me out of their shell like it’s nothing.”
“I see, I like it,” Morgana replied. “Now then, let’s start the mission!”
Aya pointed at me. “Uh, are you sure you don’t want to change back first?”
I shook my head. “I don’t think it will make much of a difference. Besides, it would be interesting to see what I look like. No time like the present, am I right?”
Morgana’s eyes widened. “Uh… you’re not acting like the Goro Akechi I know. The one I know acts blunt and doesn’t like getting hung up on-”
“The longer you stay in Gensokyo, the weaker your grip on common sense becomes,” Reimu said proudly.
“Er… alright,” Morgana said. I pulled out the key, said the magic word, and the world around us twisted and bent.
Chapter 95: Reisen's Driving Skills
Chapter Text
Goro
Once we entered the Metaverse, the familiar yet garish sight of Ethos dominated everything around it, its seething, distorted visage reflecting on the shimmering, lifeless waters surrounding it like a moat.
“This is the place,” Marisa told Morgana. “It’s just as ugly as it looks.”
Morgana trotted to the shore. “Whoa… a tower piercing the heavens. It’s like a reversal of Mementos, which was more like a pit leading straight to Hell…” He then turned around to face us, back in our fighting outfits. “And some of those outfits are… Well, more heroic than ours? Seriously, I’ve been meaning to ask! Are those wings for real?!”
“Uh, yeah,” Reimu said, twitching one of them up and down. “What? Are you jealous?”
“I-I’m not jealous!” Morgana pleaded. “But man, seriously. A cowgirl biker, some Greek gladiator, a Medieval knight, a cyborg, a mad doctor, a samurai, a vampire slayer, a Norse hunter, a literal angel and… er…”
“Hm?” Everyone was staring at me, and I looked down to see why, only to be met with the sight of my own partially exposed breasts.
“Ah!” I jumped up and covered my chest in embarrassment, only to realize that I was wearing some sort of leotard under a short jacket, as well as high boots which reached to just above the knees. The leotard was also a bit high in the front, and worst of all, in the back too, which Marisa took advantage of for a second to ogle before Reimu yanked her back and scolded her.
“Well then,” Miko said.
“Seems like women always get the ‘sexy’ outfits in films and whatnot,” Nitori said.
“Yeah, except we get all the cool outfits, while Crow of all people gets the embarrassing one,” Aya snarked.
“Geh,” Reimu grunted, with Marisa rubbing the side of her head. “Sorry about that, Mona, Starburst over here can’t control herself when her beady little eyes catch sight of an a-”
She looked down at Morgana, who was standing there, hunched over and ogling.
“Are you listening to me?!” Reimu shouted, picking him up and shaking him up and down.
“Meowowowowowowow!” Reimu put him down, and he stumbled about in circles. “Urk, I’m gonna be sick.”
“Not so smooth, are ‘ya?” Nitori smirked.
Morgana shook his head. “Er, apologies! I wasn’t acting like a gentleman, was I?”
“Implying you ever do,” Marisa said. “Those eyes can’t lie, am I right!”
“Grr… why you!” He and Marisa started bickering at each other, although Marisa was clearly better at snark, causing Morgana to become frustrated while the rest of us watched. After a few moments, Morgana stopped to catch his breath.
“Hah… hah… so I guess you’re the Ryuji of the team, huh?”
“Iunno what you mean, but I’ll take that as a compliment,” Marisa smiled.
“It wasn’t a compliment,” Morgana groaned.
“Let’s get back on track,” I said, regaining my composure. “I don’t suppose you know all of our codenames yet, do you?”
Morgana looked at me. “I mean, you’re Crow, obviously, and I know she’s Seraph, but, uh, yeah, I don’t know all of your codenames. And, uh, I kinda forgot yours,” he said to Marisa.
“Alright, then, I’ll start,” Marisa said. “I’m Starburst, the dazzling, stylish slayer of the team!”
“I am Fury, the cold, rending blade,” Youmu said.
“I am Doktor,” Nitori said. “I’m the team’s eyes, ears, and support!”
“I’m Bull,” Mamiko said. “Champion of the shadows enslaved by the darkness.”
“I am Priest,” said Byakuren. “I’ve yet to meet anyone who can outsmart my fists and endurance.”
“Raven,” said Aya. “No one can escape my scope, spear, and ravaging winds.”
“I am King,” Miko said. “I lead the charge into battle and hoist the flag over our defeated foes.”
Reisen, our newest member, went last. “And I’m… um… lemme think…”
“Hm?” Morgana wondered.
“She just joined, so she doesn’t have a codename yet,” Reimu explained.
“Ah, I see-”
“Cyclone,” Reisen said in English.
“‘Cyclone?’” Youmu asked.
“My speed and style hit my foes with the force of one,” Reisen explained. “Winds of destruction which raze everything, before all goes calm, leading them into a false sense of security as the wall of the eye closes in and finishes them off. Also, I have this visor, so I’m sort of a cyclops. Or cy-clone.”
My head dropped as everyone groaned at the pun. “I can’t believe we have a Metal Gear character as a teammate. But, we’re still very glad to have you.”
“Don’t mention it,” Reisen said. “You’ll all get to see me at work soon enough…”
“Scan complete,” Nitori said. “This is interesting: of course, Psychic attacks will do nothing. Looks like you also don’t have to worry about mental ailments, since you just bounce ‘em right back. On the other hand, those Nuclear EMPs will shut you down quickly, and you’ll also need to watch out for Electricity if you’re soaked with Water.”
“Copy that,” Reisen said.
“Yup! And, um…” She turned to Reimu. “Looks like your Persona’s picked up some new power. Any Electricity blasted your way will just get reflected straight back at its user. Everything else should be the same, so still no Ice for you.”
“Got it,” Reimu said, twirling her gohei around.
“Interesting… perhaps from now on, we should include her on every team for which Electricity will prove to be a problem,” I suggested.
“Ayayayaya, so that means you get to bodyblock for me!” Aya said, grabbing Reimu’s shoulder.
“Geh…”
As usual, I took the helm in rowing the boat over to the island. Normally, I thought little of this otherwise tedious act, but this time around, everyone had a… clear view, shall we say, which made me much more apprehensive. They’re all girls, except for one, I thought to myself. They can’t be that bad, right? Right?
…
“Are you focusing on the mission?” I asked, turning around. Most of them were whistling.
“Uh, yep, we’re totally talkin’ strategy!” Marisa said.
I sighed. Honestly, how slovenly can they be? They’re no better than horny teenage boys.
After I parked the boat, and we made our way inside, we could see Jose in the corner going through his things. Morgana bounced ahead of us in order to meet him. “Oh? I wasn’t expecting to see you here.”
Jose turned around. “Mona? Oh hey, long time, no see!” He got up from his work. “What are you doing here? I thought you all left this world for good once that Palace was destroyed.”
“Or so I thought,” Morgana said, “but I’ve found my way here into the company of these lovely ladies. Nyehehehehe!”
Most of us blushed. And, er, I didn’t know how to feel about getting lumped into that group myself, especially by the cat.
“In any case, what are you doing here?” Morgana asked.
“I’m camped out here for the time being, studying humans for my master,” Jose said, sifting through the junk pile again. “By the way, I have some more of those Battle Memories for you all.”
“Oh sweet, thank you,” Marisa said, walking up and exchanging flowers with him. She turned around and showed them to us. “Lessee… we got ourselves ‘Okumura’ and ‘Niijima.’”
Morgana walked up to her. “What… are those?”
“Supposedly, battle data of the guys that you and your group fought,” Reimu said. “Why they’re here is anyone’s guess.”
“We’ve got ourselves a simulator where I load ‘em up and we take ‘em down as practice,” Nitori said. “As well as a training course for practicing our mad skills!”
“We can show you another time if you like,” Youmu said. “Right now, we must focus on our current mission.”
“Hm… hmhmhm! I see!” Morgana said. “You all are jumping right into this!”
“Of course, why not?” Marisa ran over and pulled him under her arm. “Now then, let’s get goin’!”
“Wait, let go of` NYAYAYA!”
After rushing up the stairs, we found ourselves within the lower block, Prajna. Looking around, we could tell things had changed since last time.
“Is it just me, or does this place seem… different?” Youmu asked.
“Sort of,” Reimu said. “It’s like… less a maze of hallways and more wide-open corridors.”
I drew my knife. “We should be careful. The game is surely afoot if changes are happening to-”
Nitori’s radar dish popped up. “Hold on a sec. I’m picking up a strange reading.”
“What is it?” Mamiko asked. “A strong enemy?”
Morgana sniffed the air. “T-tr-treasure?” He then ran off. “I smell treasure!”
“W-wait up!” Youmu tried to keep up with him, while the rest of us followed. Rounding corridors, passing torches, we eventually came to Morgana standing in the middle of the hall, staring at something.
“Er…”
I looked around the corner, and on the far side, pacing around, was a…
“...my word, is that a Crazee Dayzee?”
“A what now?” Aya asked.
“It’s an enemy from a game I used to play,” I explained. “Why is it here?”
“I… I thought I smelled a rare Shadow, so I came straight here,” Morgana said. “Maybe this is it?”
“Only one way to find out.” I used my grappling hook to get ahead of it, and the others surrounded it from behind. It tried to run away, but we pinned it down, so it resorted to singing to try to put us to sleep, before using Psychic attacks. Marisa struck it with Freidyne to knock it down, followed by Reisen seemingly whipping out a chainsaw to messily rip it in half, cackling like a madwoman all the while as its corpse hemorrhaged money and treasure.
“JESUS CRIMINEY!” Marisa exclaimed. “WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?”
“...oh, that?” Reisen adjusted her mask. “I just went a little insane, is all.”
“Um… ‘Carefee yet Crazed’ indeed,” Reimu said. “Did you do that to people on the Moon, too?”
“...maybe?”
“Aaaaye…” Morgana crossed his tiny arms. “I guess the ‘insane, bloodthirsty maniac’ role went to you, in place of Crow.”
I turned around to the group. “Oh… about that, I-”
Miko shook her head. “We all knew from the start. You don’t get to be like us and not be able to sense regrettable pasts.” She stood straight up. “But, we’ve all chosen to support you, as you clearly have intended to find your way back onto the right path.”
I looked at Reimu next. “And I, um… well, no more hiding it. I knew you were a youkai from the beginning, and that you had a malicious aura from all those crimes you committed, and I was ready to, well, exterminate you after I buttered you up and led you to the Shrine, away from the Village, but then that shit with Yuyuko’s Fortress happened and I realized I needed you for a while longer. So I stood back and watched you. And now, I’m glad I didn’t get to do that. Plus, I find out I’m mostly youkai myself, so I guess I have no room to judge, really.”
“I sensed it too,” Youmu said. “But, I could also sense you were trying to redeem yourself. I would not have hesitated to slice you to ribbons otherwise.”
Mamiko stepped forward. “And I… I understand the weight of your crimes, but I also understand your true background. How you were refused a chance to live, given no reason to give back to society… I’m still adjusting to living in this world, including all of the cold, selfish realities of it. Make no mistake, you committed heinous crimes, and I will always remember that you did, but you also saved me from slavery to distortion, and I know that those crimes were not solely your own doing, or decision to commit. I will stand by you on the road to redemption, so long as you wish for it.”
“And we’ve all come to owe you a great deal,” Byakuren said. “How ironic, just as much as you have lied to us, so we’ve been lying to you, too.”
These people… how did they not instantly scorn me for being a murderous, bastard psycho? Just like Ren, who refused to abandon me even when we were dead set against each other. They could have killed me, and Reimu actually would have, and yet they still had the heart to forgive me. For sure, all of them had skeletons in their closets, some even more than me. All of us were rejects, misfits. We…
I teared up, and smiled. “Where were you all when I was a child?”
“Oh? OH? Are ‘ya cryin’ over there?” Marisa ran over and gave me a hug. “Guess even big ‘ol Crow is a softie sometimes!”
“Urk! Let go of me!” I got Marisa off of me. She stumbled back, and then laughed. So did everyone else.
Morgana looked up at me. “Seems like you’ve finally found your group, too.”
“So it would seem,” I nodded. I looked back at them. “Then, no more lying. From now on, we will tell each other the truth, and nothing but the truth. As usual, no secrets leave the group. Do we have a deal?”
“Like we never did?” Marisa smiled.
I smirked. “...heh, well that settles it.” I felt our group had gotten a little closer…
*rattle*
Suddenly, my blood ran cold. “Oh shit.”
“No, don’t tell me he’s here too?!” Morgana said.
“Yup, let’s get outta here!” Nitori called out. Morgana turned into a car, and we all piled inside. Somehow, Reisen ended up in the driver’s seat.
“Are you sure you know how to work this thing, Cyclone?!?” Youmu yelled.
“Heheh… watch this!!” Right as the Reaper came around, Reisen floored the accelerator, and we went up the stairs in reverse at 200 KPH, screaming and yelling all the while.
Sometime later, we were back in Bala block, in the area where we fought Shadow Eirin, tossed all over the floor reeling from the trip up.
“Ayayayayaya…” Aya muttered weakly.
“Could somebody stop the room spinning?” Reimu said. “I think I’m gonna be sick.”
“If I knew it would be like this, I would have stayed in Hokkai,” Byakruen said. “At least there I could chant sutra in peace.”
“I think my arm fell off,” Mamiko said. Getting up, she saw that, indeed, her arm had fallen off, forcing her to go get it and pop it back in.
“Mreooooooooooowwwwwwww…”
“Mona has fainted,” Nitori noted.
Marisa sat back up, put her jaw and spine back into place, then pointed at Reisen. “What the hell kinda drivin’ was that? I thought I’d end up in front of the yama for sure.”
“Well, I… I mean, it took me five tries to pass the piloting exam back on the Moon, I guess.”
“Yeah, I can kinda tell, you crazy bitch,” Youmu, whose lower half was stuck in the wall, said back, before pulling herself free. “Anything with wheels that you drive catches fire, everything explodes, everyone dies, and yet you always survive whatever eldritch horrors you put everyone and everything through with nary a scratch.”
“Why thank you, Fury,” Reisen said.
“I don’t think that was a compliment,” Aya groaned.
I stood up, readjusted my back, and looked at the stairs leading up. “Now then, let’s start the mission properly. We will locate the door to the next block, as well as Flandre’s shadow. In addition to changing her heart, she may also provide some clues as to the next Fortress’s keywords.”
Morgana thought for a moment, then said, “oh yeah, you all need keywords too.” He smirked. “Who’s the next target?”
“Our prime suspect, as we hinted at back at Eientei, is Patchouli Knowledge, a witch residing in the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion,” Aya explained.
“Scarlet Devil… I don’t like the sound of that place,” Morgana said.
“Well, if it means anything, Remilia’s kind of a haughty jerk more than anything,” Reimu said. “Yeah, she’s a vampire, and can be quite clever at times, but other times she loses her charisma and, well, yeah.”
“Thing is, we don’t have all the information that we need to break in just yet,” Marisa said. “Actually, we have none of the keywords.”
“What do you mean?” Morgana asked. “You at least have her name, right?”
“Patchouli is a magician,” Youmu said. “‘Patchouli Knowledge’ is not her real name, it’s an alias that she uses to protect herself from evil spirits. So we must find out her real name; only then can we properly target her.”
“Not only that, but we have to guess the nature of the distortion too, if she has one,” Nitori said.
“Problem is, we’re not even wholly certain if there is a fortress there,” Marisa said. “I tried the key, there’s no fortress overlaid on the mansion as a whole. And apart from Flan, I was able to rule out distortions for the other residents - and if Eirin’s right about Sakuya bein’ a Persona user, then of course she wouldn’t have one. But if we go around gatherin’ clues, we’ll eventually get what we need and start crackin’.”
I looked around the room. “...I have an idea. We merely came here to show Mona how we operate, correct?”
“Er, yes?” Marisa said.
“I think it would be wise to conserve our strength, especially if what you say about Flandre’s power is true. Let’s start by searching for clues in the real world first. I can visit the mansion and try to press them for information in a non-obvious way.”
“Hm… you know, you’re absolutely right,” Morgana said. “You’ve all proven to be a lot stronger and more gung-ho than us Phantom Thieves, but you still need to be careful not to overdo it. You never know when something big and scary will come around, after all.”
“In that case, why don’t we meet up with Alice-sama?” Mamiko suggested. “She may be of help in learning more about Patchouli.”
“Excellent idea,” Aya said. “Alice is one of Patchouli’s only friends outside the mansion.”
“Then, let’s head back. I’ll message her on the way there,” I said.
We sat at the table in Nitori’s cave, where Alice played with the tip of Morgana’s tail for a moment while dolls went around serving us tea.
“Er… having fun?” Morgana asked.
“Oh, right,” Alice replied, snapping back to reality. “I’m sorry, it’s just been a while since I last had a kitty.”
Morgana looked around at all the dolls. “So, these are all shadows bound to your dolls? How do you manage to do that?”
“Witch’s secret,” Alice smiled. She then looked at me. “Also, it’s too bad you changed back before coming here. Marisa told me you have quite the outfit as a lady.”
“Er, yes, correct,” I said. “In any case, we are here for business.”
“Related to Patchouli, correct?” Alice blew on her tea. “To be honest, Patchouli is shrouded in mystery. Few from outside the mansion know anything about her past, other than in relation to Remilia.”
“I’ve never met her personally, but I’ve heard she’s quite the recluse,” Miko said.
“That’s understating it,” Alice said. “At one point, she didn’t leave the Library for 100 years. That’s not unusual for a magician, who doesn’t need any kind of sustenance or fresh air to survive; some of the books in her collection are actually magicians living in those forms.”
“Where are they from?” I asked. “They obviously don’t seem to be Japanese.”
“They’re not,” Alice replied. “The story goes that, a few years after the border went up, it appeared on the shores of the lake one day. No one dared to venture near it, thinking it was cursed or full of evil spirits. Eventually, a few years back, the residents finally did something, releasing a scarlet mist which blanketed the land, which was the first incident resolved with spell cards. Since then, they’ve opened up more, and more came to be known about their pasts.”
“Remilia herself told me that she is of Spanish-Catalan heritage but raised in France,” I said.
“Correct,” Alice said. “Specifically, the mansion was originally a wine estate, owned by a wealthy count and located on the shore of a lake in the Pyrenees foothills of Occitania, somewhere south of Toulouse. It came here because of waning belief in vampires Outside, although some rumors maintain that Yukari was somehow involved. Remilia’s parents died when she was young, so she has been the mansion’s sole proprietor for some time. She met Patchouli at some point before the mansion came to Gensokyo, although little is known of her home life before that; all she’s ever told me was that she was the youngest of seven children and the only daughter of her family, that she grew up in Toulouse, and that her father was a filthy rich businessman. She’s also half-French, half-Arab, as her mother came from Algeria.”
“Right, there was a French colony at one point,” I noted, “and they are quite close. I must ask, though: aren’t Muslim women forbidden from marrying non-Muslim men who don’t convert first?”
“Typically, yes,” Alice said. “Naturally, they had to keep the marriage hush-hush to her family at home, since she left under… less than good circumstances. The kids were all raised Christian, although Patchouli still maintains several Islamic artifacts among her collection, has a copy of the Qur’an in addition to a well-worn Bible, and can speak fluent Maghrebi Arabic in addition to her native French, as well as Spanish, English, Portuguese, German, Italian, Ukrainian, Russian, Persian, Hindi, Chinese, Korean, and, obviously, Japanese. She can read and write all of those, too.”
“Geez,” Morgana commented. “She seems like quite the brainiac.”
“Us magicians must interpret a wide variety of texts,” Alice said.
Aya looked up. “Look, all this magic stuff is interesting, but we still haven’t figured out if she has a fortress or not. So we need to start trying keywords.”
“Precisely.” Reimu held out her key. “We speak the keywords to these keys, which lets us into the fortresses.”
“I see,” Morgana noted. “Well, you don’t have phones, so that must have been Master’s workaround for you all.”
“Master?” Youmu asked.
Morgana shook his head. “Anyway, so I can just say something like ‘The Scarlet Devil Mansion’s Library?’”
There was no reaction.
“Well, shoot,” Nitori said. “Now what?”
Marisa stood up. “Hold on a moment. What if she doesn’t know it by that name?”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Well, y’know, we need a location for the distortion, but different people know places by different names. So it makes sense that the name of the location would be what she thinks the Library’s called. And I know Remi sometimes embellishes the place by calling it ‘Voile’ and could have sold the joint to Patche by using that name.”
Suddenly, the word “Voile” appeared on the key.
Marisa grinned, then sat back down. “Well, I’ll have ‘ya.”
“Impressive,” Morgana said. “I’ve never run into that quirk before, targets knowing locations by different names. You’re quite smart.”
“Eh, never doubt a witch’s intuition,” Marisa said.
“Er, yeah, sure, let’s go with that,” Alice snarked. “Now then, you also need to know what she sees the place as, yes?”
“Indeed,” I nodded. “Although, what might she view the Library as, beyond the obvious?”
Alice thought for a moment. “Well, you know, she’s always had a fascination with dragons. She had the door to the Library custom-built to include carved dragons duking it out. She names the various wings of the Library after various different types of dragons, and she just generally considers dragons to be the strongest type of being: some wise, some raging, all very powerful.”
The key started to glow.
“Ah… seems we’re on the right track,” Alice said. “...Dragon’s Hoard.”
No reaction.
“Dragon’s Lair.”
The keywords shone on the key.
“Perfect,” I said.
“Uh, I’m new to this whole ‘keyword’ business,” Reisen said. “But, basically, there’s a distortion over the Library, and someone there, most likely Patchouli, sees it as a dragon’s lair, where she hoards treasures and keeps out intruders. Or something. Is that right?”
“More or less,” Marisa said. “I mean, it’s still possible it could be someone else’s, but I’m fairly certain we’ve narrowed down our suspects. We already know Flan’s shadow is lurkin’ around somewhere in Ethos, so it can’t be her. And we also know Remi, Sakuya and Meiling don’t have distortions, either. But we’ve still got one potential blind spot: Koa.”
“Koa… you mean Patchouli’s familiar Koakuma?” Reimu asked.
“Yeah, her,” Marisa continued. “Her name is literally just ‘little devil.’ I realize magicians bind familiars by their names, but I’ve always thought that it can’t be her real name.”
“Hm, you’re right,” Alice said. “‘Koakuma’ seems like a lazy choice of names for one’s familiar, especially considering Patchouli’s standards. Still, I’ve always written it off as her naming Koakuma back when she was young and inexperienced as a magician. Or that Koakuma is using a false name in order to trick Patchouli at some point, which would be in character for a devil such as herself; however, she is relatively weak, and Patchouli would know better than to summon a devil with more than a fraction of her power.”
“So in other words, Koakuma might have another name, which we must also figure out to rule out her being a target,” Byakuren said.
“Sounds about right,” Marisa said. “So then, we have two suspects: Patche and Koa. Tomorrow, we start the investigation: find their names, then haul ass into the fortress as usual!”
Reimu slumped. “Fortress… as usual…”
“Something wrong?” Youmu asked.
Reimu sighed. “I mean… it’s just… everything that happened… all the revelations… my past, who I am… I…”
Marisa walked over and patted her on the back. “There, there. Don’t gotta push yourself, Rei. Take all the time you need to process it.”
I looked at her. “I agree. You should take time off to cool down and collect your thoughts. You won’t be able to keep Gensokyo safe if you’re still grappling with everything on your mind right now.”
“But… I have to keep working… and fighting with you guys…”
“And I’m sayin’, take a freakin’ break,” Marisa said. “We’ll hold the fort ‘till ‘ya get back.”
“They’re right, Reimu,” Morgana said. “You need to take time for yourself, and trust us to keep the mission going.”
“‘Us?’” Aya wondered.
Morgana turned around. “I’m still not done seeing you all in action. Besides, stealing wicked hearts is my M.O. So, if you don’t mind, I’d like to stick around a little longer.”
“So you want to fill in for Reimu while she takes time away?” Byakuren asked.
“Yup yup,” Morgana said.
Alice chuckled. “What a strange creature. So bold, and yet so silly at the same time. But you’re right: Reimu’s done a lot of work, and has had to face a lot of truths in such a short time. We should carry on for her while she rests up.”
“I…” Reimu smiled. “Thank you. I… I think I’ll go to Ran. Perhaps I’ll catch sight of Yukari as well. But maybe not.”
“Where do they live?” I asked. “I feel I may have been told before, but…”
“They live in a location within the Hakurei Border which is said to be the site of a small, abandoned village,” Reimu said. “It’s impossible to get there by normal means, due to the Border’s nature as a boundary between fantasy and reality. The way the Border works is that it’s less of a hard barrier and more something that distorts the ‘real’ and the ‘imaginary,’ such that beings get subconsciously turned around away from it. Natural phenomena such as earthquakes and typhoons are unaffected by it. As for why Morgana can get through? Cognitive realms exist on the other side of a similar border, the ‘physical’ and the ‘mental.’ Since both separate the ‘real’ and ‘imaginary’ realms, and because he can already traverse one type, he can therefore traverse the other.”
“Exactly,” Morgana said. “I was born with the ability to enter cognitive worlds, with a duty to gather tricksters to oppose the God of Control. But… what about you? I thought you couldn’t go across the Border, for some reason.”
“Oh, I most certainly can,” Reimu said. “I can fly away from reality and into the world of fantasy, and vice-versa. Also, my powers are not affected out there one bit unlike most people, since the Shrine exists there, too. I just don’t usually leave Gensokyo for practical reasons: I have to maintain the balance between humans and youkai here, which is integral to Gensokyo’s existence. Also, the reason I didn’t try going back out there to kick Maruki’s ass was because the border was under an active threat, and I had to keep an eye on home turf until things got to the point where I would have to have stepped in, which I unwittingly later did. Basically, only under the absolute worst of scenarios do I venture Outside to resolve incidents, such as what happened with the Occult Balls.” She paused for a moment. “...but, I trust that you all can keep Gensokyo safe and balanced if I step away from my duty for a few days. Just go out there and do… stuff, you know.”
“I see,” I nodded. “But, how will you fit in?”
“Easy,” Reimu replied. “Ran and Yukari always make sure I’m ready to blend in Outside if I ever need to go there for prolonged periods of time: sets of Outsider clothes which I picked out, a ‘smartphone’ constantly updated to the latest model, ID cards and papers, and a special duffel bag which I can discreetly load all my supplies into, even large amounts.” She then revealed a small yin-yang orb. “I also carry this: a miniature Hakurei Yin-Yang Orb. It’s less powerful than my normal ones, but ideal for taking care of ruffians on the streets without going all overkill on them. My regular ones will have to be left at the Shrine, inside the special, blessed lockbox which is impervious to all attempts to break it, and opens only when a member of the Hakurei bloodline approaches it. Since I’m the only one, that means it’s absolutely safe.”
I smiled. “Well then. Sounds like a plan.” I leaned over. “However, I will request one thing: see what you can find out about Yukari’s knowledge of the cognitive world. We have to know what we’re up against.”
Youmu grimaced. “Yukari-sama would be a daunting foe to have to confront, especially if she knows about Shadows and Personas. Should she choose to seriously fight, even our combined power would crumple before her might.”
“Not only that, but Nue’s whereabouts remain unknown,” Byakuren said. “We’ve conducted a head-to-toe search of all of Gensokyo, to no avail. Given the nature of her powers, it would be bad for her to remain unaccounted for or, worse, rogue, for much longer.”
“Indeed,” I said. “I have also since considered another potential threat: I was made aware of a person named ‘Koishi Komeiji.’ Apparently, she is undetectable, and moves around entirely through subconscious thought. I don’t know what this could imply for our Metaverse investigations, but it’s worth keeping aware of.”
Miko thought for a moment. “...ah, yes, her. Truth be told, the only time I remember seeing her was when she stole Kokoro’s Mask of Hope, causing her to be temporarily able to be sensed. But she must have dropped it, as I haven’t seen her since. Or, rather, not that I can recall; I could have seen her several times since then, but would not remember any instance of it.”
“And much like Yoshika, virtually all of her personality is being repressed,” Byakuren said. “We might not even be able to change her heart, since she has sealed it off.”
“A person’s shadow grows stronger and more distorted the more of their personality they repress,” Mamiko added. “So her shadow would, in your words, be a hell of a fight.”
Marisa spun her key around her finger. “Well, her name’s not producin’ any result, so, who knows. Maybe it’s unreachable because she sealed her heart. Maybe she’s not actually distorted and likes who she currently is.”
“I did once note that she was close to achieving Nirvana,” Byakuren said.
I stood up. “If nothing else, we should be ready to do battle should her shadow decide to manifest. Now, if we have no other matters to discuss, let’s adjourn this meeting.”
“Aye,” everyone said. Nitori put away the tea while most of the others left. Morgana winked at me and promised to come back around this time tomorrow to assist with the investigation. Thinking for a moment, I looked at Reimu. I wouldn’t see her for a few days, and thought about something, perhaps a gift, with which I could send her off.
…I then got a horrible idea.
“Reisen, can I ask you something?”
“Uh, sure? What’s up?” she asked.
I whispered in her ear. As I did, an evil grin stretched across her face.
“...oh, you fucking asshole. I love it.”
“Love what?” Reimu asked, before Reisen whispered what I said into her ear. She seemed confused at first, then giggled menacingly. “Oh, that does sound like fun.”
“Cool, then meet me at Eientei before you leave,” Reisen said.
“I don’t believe they’ve changed their numbers, so I’ll give them to you as well,” I said. “Sumireko might also know them.”
“Excellent,” Reimu said. “Then, see you all later.”
“Have a safe trip,” I replied. “And please come back with sushi.”
“Conveyor belt only,” Reimu said.
“...aww.”
Chapter 96: The Story of Sakuya
Notes:
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Chapter Text
4/24
Goro
I made it to the Shrine just as Reimu returned from picking up the goods from Reisen. Marisa was already there to see her off, as was Ran to guide her.
“Now, whatever you do, don’t get drunk and start goin’ off ‘bout exterminating people while you’re out there, ‘k?” Marisa said.
“I’m not a child, and you’re not my mother,” Reimu said. “More like a lazy, useless husband.”
“Ohoho, say no more,” Marisa said playfully. “Does that make you the wifey?”
“Er-” Reimu blushed up, then shook her head. “...idiot. Anyway, I left you instructions on how to take care of Gensokyo in my stead. Namely, there are several patrols and check-ins that have to be completed while I’m away, including a couple mediations that were scheduled for the period during which I’ll be away. Sanae has already offered to pick up some of the slack, but she’s not as widely respected as I am, so I need the help of someone with more ‘name power.’”
“Aw, shucks, am I really that popular?” Marisa smiled.
“Well, yours is the only other name that strikes fear into the hearts of ne’er do wells,” Reimu said, before turning to me. “Of course, you’re also pretty notorious as well, Mr. Booze Blower-Upper.”
“I prefer ‘Charismatic Ace Detective,” I insisted.
“Whatever,” Reimu said. “Anyway, I’m counting on you to step in wherever needed as well. You did talk down a powerful sage who defeated us, after all, and you’re already pretty formidable in spell card duels, so I have faith in you. Make sure it isn’t misplaced.”
“We did make a deal,” I nodded. “Your cooperation in investigating the fortresses, in exchange for my cooperation in resolving real-world incidents.”
“Precisely,” Reimu replied. She smiled. “You know, for someone who used to be a cold, bloodthirsty assassin, you’ve come quite a long way in such a short time.”
I looked at Ran. “And you…”
Ran shook her head. “I wasn’t sure specifically what your past was, only that it was patently easy to tell you were hiding something.” She chuckled. “After all, take it from someone who’s come to be known as an ‘evil youkai.’ Not that I consider myself to be that, of course, but you get the point. Besides, I have frequent conversations with the yama, so very few things escape my notice. Still, I believe no one is irredeemable, so long as they wish for redemption, as you clearly do.”
“I was dealt snake eyes as child,” I said. “I was desperate, and easily manipulated, the game rigged against me. Only recently did I finally gain full control of my life, at a time when my talents are needed most.”
“Indeed, you are a man of many talents,” Ran said. “Make sure you use them well, and take responsibility for your actions.”
“Absolutely,” I nodded.
Ran looked to Reimu. “Well then, Sumireko already promised to meet you at the train station to show you around. We should get going so that she isn’t kept waiting long.”
“Then let’s get a move on,” Reimu replied. She turned around to us. “I’ll be back in a few days. Don’t wreck the place while I’m gone.”
“Can’t make any promises,” Marisa said. “But I’ll certainly try.”
“Liar,” Reimu chuckled. The two friends waved goodbye, as Reimu went off to parts unknown with Ran. Interestingly, if I squinted my eyes I could make out what looked like a catfish dangling out of Reimu’s satchel, but perhaps it was just my brain playing tricks on me.
I turned to Marisa. “So then, what now?”
“Well, actually, Nitori wants to come with us to the mansion for some reason,” Marisa said, scratching her back. “So we gotta go pick ‘er up before headin’ there.”
“She must have her reasons,” I said.
“Eh, we sometimes get off to no good together, like that one time we stole a box of CD-RWs from the yamawaro,” Marisa told me. “That’s prolly what this is about, wantin’ to do stuff with me. Odd to see her want to go to the mansion, but prolly just mission-related.”
“If so, then not a moment too soon,” I said, tipping my hat.
“Alright, let’s blow.”
At Genbu Ravine, there was a buzz of activity, as kappa engineers worked on the powerhouse, spooling powerlines, servicing turbines, and digging trenches. Nitori was leading the project, wearing a hardhat, overalls, and sturdy boots like any good forewoman.
“Alright, so don’t forget we’re rolling out the new 230kv to Tengu City later,” Nitori called out. “Did you clear out the trees along the path?”
“Yes, ma’am,” said one of the kappa.
“Good. What about rock-blasting and drilling so we can install the bases for the towers?”
“Done and done,” said another.
“Excellent. Now, the ceramic discs. Did you make all the ones we needed to my specs?”
“Did that two days ago,” said a man’s voice.
“Alright, sounds like everything’s coming along,” Nitori said. “We need to put up the towers first, we got a couple gashadokuro on that. Then we need to roll out about 200 kilometers of new wire by the end of the day, we got some Tengu helping out with that as well. Everyone good on that?”
“HOO-RAH!” the crowd shouted.
“Good.” Nitori turned around to us. “You got here just a little early.”
“Eh, better than bein’ here late,” Marisa said. “You said you wanted to come with us to the mansion?”
Nitori looked back around to the workers. “Yeah, I didn’t realize I’d have my hands this full right now, but we’re at a point where we can step away.”
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“We’re getting a new system installed for Tengu City,” Nitori replied. “Our goal is to have the entire mountain energized by the beginning of Summer, in time for the heat waves. We’re also in talks about energizing the Village, and a couple other places as well. It’s not easy using just the local materials, we’ve had to have runners go down to Former Hell just to get all the copper we need to thread the conductors.”
“Oy, sounds like a lotta work,” Marisa said. “‘Course, then again, knowin’ you, if there’s money involved, you’ll be down to do just about anythin’.”
“Ehehe,” Nitori giggled. “Well, can’t object to that.” She readjusted her backpack. “Anyway, let’s head out. Sooner we get this over with, the sooner we can get back to kicking butt, and the sooner I can get back to making money.”
“Right then, hop on.” Nitori got on Marisa’s broom, then looked at me. “Last one there’s a rotten egg!”
“I accept your challenge,” I said, tipping my hat, before zooming off.
Less than a minute later, I touched down in front of the mansion’s front gate. A quarter of a second later, Marisa crashed down, Nitori rolling off as she did so.
“Gosh darn it!” Marisa complained. “If only Nitori hadn’t kept jerkin’ on me to slow down, I woulda won!”
“I was going easy on you,” I smirked.
“Oh yeah?” Marisa replied, butting up against me. “Well, next time, I’m gonna 1v1 ‘ya and make a fool outta ya!”
“Urp-” We heard Nitori throwing up behind a bush, before staggering back out. “Dammit, Marisa, how many times have I told you I get motion sick when you fly fast like that and jerk around all over the place?!”
“You just need to get good,” Marisa said.
“Fuck you,” Nitori barked back. She readjusted her posture, then looked up at the mansion’s imposing facade. “Anyway… been a while since I last visited this place. I still can’t get over it. I mean, it’s just so… unlike anywhere else in Gensokyo.”
I looked back at the mansion myself. Indeed, in a valley in the Japanese Alps populated by youkai, a Gothic French manor was quite the sight to behold, radiating sophistication and oppressive, occult energies, befitting a wealthy vampire such as Remilia.
Walking up to the iron gate to the mansion’s garden, Meiling was sitting cross-legged and appeared to be sleeping. She was wearing a different outfit than the one she wore when I visited at the end of winter: a sort of green Chinese dress with white sleeves, a beret with a star on it, and white pants, making her look like a stereotypical Chinese girl in a fighting manga. Not wanting to disturb her, I decided to fly over the gate, only for her to suddenly intercept me with her leg.
“Whoa!” I fell back to the ground, and she balanced on top of the gate.
“Ha Never assume I sleep on the job!” she proudly declared. “I was merely meditating, basking in the natural energies surrounding me.”
“I can tell,” I said, rubbing my head.
“Top ‘o the morning, Meiling!” Marisa said. “We’re here ‘cause we need to speak with Remi.”
Meiling looked down at her. “You’re not here to ‘borrow’ books, I see?”
“I mean, you know and I know I couldn’t really do that right now even if I wanted to,” Marisa shrugged. “I’m not lyin’ about it, I swear!”
“Hmm…” She looked at Nitori. “And you. A bit rare for a kappa to come here, isn’t it?”
“We’re serious, we’re here for business,” Nitori said. “Also, I like going places with my friends.”
“We really do need to speak with you master,” I said.
“Mm-hm, aha, I see!” She jumped down and opened the gate. “Milady had been wanting to visit with you, so by all means, go ahead. Just make sure you don’t let Marisa out of your sight.”
“Aw, c’mon, am I really that untrustworthy?” Marisa said. “I mean, a sweet, innocent lass like me?”
“Don’t you leer at her in the summer when she goes without pants?’ Nitori said to her with a side-eye.
“What now?” I asked.
“Oh, during the summer, Meiling doesn’t wear pants under her dress,” Nitori explained. “I swear if you look at her from certain angles, it’s like she isn’t wearing any underwear-”
“Oh, okay, okay, shut up please!” Meiling said, blushing and with her hands out. “Just… get in there and do what you need to do.”
“Why, thank you,” Marisa smiled, boldly strutting up to the door and letting herself inside, while me and Nitori followed.
Inside the mansion foyer, fairy maids flew around, and yet more hobgoblins pushed around mops and buckets. Marisa stood out in the center of the floor, cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted, “OY! REMI! YA THERE? I GOTTA TALK TO ‘YA ‘BOUT SOME SHIT!”
“Now, is that how you greet Milady?” Sakuya suddenly appeared out of thin air behind Marisa.
“GAH!” Marisa jumped back, her hat flying off her head. “Don’t do that! You know how much I hate it!”
Sakuya bowed. “Of course I do. Still, it’s rare for you to arrive here and advertise your presence so loudly.” She looked behind, and saw me and Nitori. “Ah. I see you’ve brought company this time.”
“Ey, it’s not like I could steal books from the library right now, even if I wanted to,” Marisa said. “Really, I’m just here for business.”
“Oh?” Sakuya smiled. “So you finally admit to thievery?”
“Eeep!” Marisa blushed up. “No, I mean borrowin’! Idjit!”
Sakuya bowed at us. “Welcome back, Akechi-kun. And welcome to the mansion, Kawashiro-san.”
“Just call me Goro,” I said.
“And call me Nitori,” Nitori said.
“Understood.” Sakuya walked toward us. “Unfortunately, the mistress is out on business of her own today. Still, if there are any questions I can answer in her stead, I will gladly do so.”
“Oh?” I said. “Then what can you tell us of your experience in the cognitive world, about your Persona, and about your experience with shadows?”
Sakuya froze up.
“...you…” She glared at me. “Who told you all of that? How do you know of the cognitive world as well?”
“A long story, one which will require a full pot of tea, and perhaps a couple of wines,” I said. “We learned about your exploits in the Dark Hour eight years ago from Dr. Yagokoro.”
Sakuya gritted her teeth. “Dammit… I thought I told her to keep quiet about that.” She shook her head. “But, I guess it doesn’t matter, since you all seem to have experience in the cognitive world yourselves?”
“Indeed,” I nodded.
Sakuya looked around, then sighed. “Very well. I’m close enough to getting done with my daily chores that I can have the servants finish up for me. Come with me to the tea room. I imagine we have much to discuss.”
“Aw, geez, a cup of tea, made by you, just for me?” Marisa said.
“Shut up.”
Sakuya sipped from her cup. “...I see. So you all are the Day Breakers. And also, quite a lot’s happened over the past seven years, both good and bad.”
“Somethin’ like that,” Marisa said. “I still don’t understand some of it myself.”
The tea room had a window which looked out toward the lake. “And now, a new nest of shadows has established itself, right here in Gensokyo… Would you mind if I could see it? Only for a moment.”
“Certainly.” I said the keyword, which caused reality to twist and bend, until Ethos could be clearly seen out the window, and the three of us were in our Metaverse attire.
Sakuya walked toward the window, gazing out upon the infinitely tall tower. “A tower of sin, where the distorted shadows of all of Gensokyo’s people fester… After Tartarus was destroyed, I thought that would be the end of things. It appears I was terribly mistaken.”
“Not only that, but some targets have their own little ‘pocket dimensions’ within the cognitive world,” Nitori explained. “We call ‘em ‘fortresses.’”
“Is that so?” Sakuya turned around. “And I take it that the reason you all are here is because someone at this mansion possesses one of these ‘fortresses?’”
“Spot on,” Marisa said. “Specifically, we’re lookin’ into Patche.”
I took us back out of Ethos so that I could demonstrate the keywords to Sakuya. “We know that someone here at the mansion sees the library as a sort of dragon’s lair where they hoard ‘treasure,’ either literal or metaphorical. We’re just missing their name, and we’re aware that Patchouli Knowledge is not her ‘true’ name, but her magician’s name.”
Sakuya studied the key, and the holographic words emanating from it. “Her true name… Well, it is true that the water and energy supply for the mansion will run low soon if she doesn’t snap out of her current antisocial spell. And also that you all need her holy water to revive Rumia. So, I may be willing to provide you some help on the matter. For a price, of course.”
“What’s your price?” I asked.
Sakuya smiled. “Oh, I’m sure you all would like to know at least a little bit about my background, would you not? You already know I can venture into the cognitive world, I may as well let you all become among the few people who hear my backstory.”
Marisa turned to Nitori. “Sakuya, in case you didn’t know, has a past shrouded in mystery, and she won’t usually tell anyone any details ‘bout her life before becomin’ Remilia’s maid.”
“Oh, right,” Nitori said.
Marisa turned to Sakuya. “Well, I mean, I’d been meanin’ to ask anyway, but now it sounds like you’ll do it with no strings attached.”
“Just know I’ll shut you inside a wine barrel if you tell anyone else,” Sakuya frowned.
“Nah, you wouldn’t do that, you’d just beat me up like usual,” Marisa grinned.
“Hah… anyway.” Sakuya sat back down. “Get cozy, because this is a long one.”
“I’ve gotten rather used to long stories by now,” I said. “After all, we just told one to you ourselves.”
“Right,” Sakuya chuckled. “Now… how should I begin?”
The Story of Sakuya
My life, for all intents and purposes, began on the front steps of a monastery in Barcelona, staffed by many sisters. One such sister heard my cries from inside the monastery at night while cleaning up, and she rushed to the door to see who it was. She told me of how she laid eyes on the masterfully crafted blue, black and gold cradle (which I still have in my possession), and when she pulled back the blanket, the most beautiful baby she had ever seen, with crystal blue eyes and the fairest, blemish-free skin. She was perplexed as to how such an infant, in such an expensive-looking cradle, could simply be abandoned like that, before she saw a hand-written note attached to it: “Please raise this child into a strong and capable woman.” Taking it as a sign of duty, she took me in, showed me to the other sisters, and it was decided that they would raise me as their own. Because it was the night of the full moon, they gave me the name “Luna.”
Growing up, I could tell I was different from the other girls. While the others all had brown, black, or sometimes blonde hair, I was the only one with silvery-white hair which shimmered in the light, unlike the dull, white-gray hair of the elderly. I was also the only one with such brilliant blue eyes, such a piercing gaze which could strike people cold. While the other girls were chatty, I was aloof and silent, always staring, always observing the world around me. The others would avoid me, fearing that I might be a demon, or possessed by one. But, I was simply taking in all the information and goings-on around me. I also never considered myself to be anything except a devout Catholic: studying the Bible, praying, attending Mass and abstaining from red meat. I believed I could overcome the stigma others applied to me and achieve salvation.
The sisters made sure we were well-learned about the world around us, explaining that it was our duty to use this knowledge to assist the poor, lost and weak. We received an education which was rather rare for girls of that day: religious instruction, of course, but also math, history, geography, and even science. We were also taught practical skills such as sewing, childcare and cooking. I remember the first time we were given knives (short ones, and under close supervision) and asked to cut fruit. Grasping the knife, I held the apple steady, then sliced right through it.
…something about the way the knife effortlessly sliced the tough, solid apple into two fascinated me. I looked at the knife, the light reflecting off its silvery edge. How such a simple tool could irreversibly change, damage and destroy something. I used the knife to cut more things, including carrots, beets, onions, and other vegetables. At one point, I accidentally nicked my finger. A brief flash of pain flashed, and when I looked at my finger, I saw blood dripping from it. Other girls would cry at this point, but I became even more intrigued: how this tool could be used to hurt and take lives if one wished to do so. I think that’s where my interest in knives began, and from that point I used my savings to build up a collection which has only further grown ever since. I learned to use many different kinds of knives, including stilettos, balisongs, kunais and jambiyas. Sometimes, I would venture out of town into the wooded hillsides to practice throwing knives into targets, skinning and gutting fish and small animals, carving wood, and gathering edible and medicinal plants.
One of the seminal moments of my life occurred shortly after my tenth birthday. Visiting town one day, I found a curious peddler on the street, an old man with a long nose selling wares. I introduced myself, and he seemed very happy to see me. I told him that it was my birthday, to which he responded by presenting me with an ornate, golden pocket watch. He explained to me that I could have it; I insisted on paying for it, but he refused, although he did accept money for a knife and a deck of tarot cards.
I feel this would be a good time to explain something which I had experienced for as long as I could remember: every full moon, at exactly midnight, time would stop, the world would take on a sickly green and gray hue, and people around me would turn into coffins. I didn’t always notice this at first: sometimes I would sleep through the event, and would only notice something was amiss because I would wake up, well-rested, with an hour or so to go before I normally woke up. Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of it, which I considered to be nightmares. Only as I grew older did I start to think about these occurrences, specifically why I and I alone experienced them. I started a journal and took down notes after I slept, documenting my experiences, especially whenever I was conscious during the event. After some time, I realized that these events always occurred on the night of the full moon. So, one night, I stayed up until midnight, and for the first time got to experience it: the halting of time, the people around me transforming, and the moon growing to fill the sky. I would later learn that this phenomenon was called the “Dark Hour,” a hidden 25th hour when shadows arise and prowl the land. It was after this first real experience with the Dark Hour that I met the merchant.
It wasn’t just experiencing the Dark Hour which made me different: whenever I was under stress, time around me would stop, and spatial distortions would occur. Like the Dark Hour, it took me some time to figure out a pattern to it, and I realized that it always occurred around clocks, such as the one on the front of the monastery. Once I had the pocket watch in my possession, I learned to control my emotions and my power, and discovered that I had the ability to manipulate spacetime. I thought about all the things I could do with my ability: draw out my aging to live forever, assassinate people without a trace, turn buildings into eldritch locations which could cause people to be endlessly lost, even “rewind” negative events to prevent them from occurring. I had the power of a god, and no one could stop me. However, I was a firm adherent of the Church; thus, I vowed only to use my power for the good of mankind, and to resist against darkness and temptation.
When the Dark Hour next came, I gathered my supplies and weapons, and set out into the streets. It was there, outside the safety of the monastery, where I first encountered shadows, wandering the streets aimlessly and attempting to pry open the coffins within which people slept. Without hesitating, I lunged at them with my knives; however, my unpolished technique combined with the nature of the Dark Hour meant that they were able to overpower me. Defiant, I stood against them, causing yet another power to well up from within me: accepting the inevitability of death, yet choosing to make the most of my life, a card appeared in front of me. Slashing it, a clockwork being arose which wiped away the shadows. This being, my “Persona,” was Chronos, the God of Time. Learning to control my newfound power, every full moon I would venture out into the moonlit streets of Barcelona, doing battle with shadows at every turn. Mastering more and more powerful techniques, I came up with names for all of them, such as “Deadly Fury,” or “Vorpal Blade.” At one point, I cast my first real “magic” spell, a pair of white orbs which wreathed my foes in blue-and-white flames. I considered this destructive ability to be the power to unleash Armageddon, thus I christened it “Megido,” after the ancient Israeli holy city where the final battle between Good and Evil was set to take place. Over the years of perfecting my craft and combat skill, I further refined this attack until it first became a storm of white orbs - “Megidola” - and then finally a massive, area-clearing blast which scoured the land and left nothing standing - the almighty “Megidolaon.” I also found that I could negotiate with weakened shadows, swaying them to my side and allowing me to take on more and stronger enemies. I learned from these shadows that there was a “nest” of shadows somewhere within the city, and these shadows were called forth by humanity’s collective desire for Death, susceptibility to despair, and inability and unwillingness to think and act for themselves; they told me that if I defeated the leader, that it would end the distortion which plagued Barcelona.
During this time, I continued to grow and mature, and the differences between me and the other girls and women only grew more pronounced. I grew taller than everyone, even most of the men. In the baths, the girls would stare at me, jealous that I was curvier and more shapely than all of them. My training also caused me to become more graceful, agile and dexterous than all of them, and that’s when they truly began thinking that I might be some kind of otherworldly monster or spirit. Still, I remained defiant, studying the Bible with increasing intensity, helping the poor, and assisting with all the chores, including cleaning and cooking. All the while, I practiced my craft in secret. Every month, the call of the full moon would ring out, I would take up my blades, and I would do battle, masterfully and elegantly.
On the last full moon before my eighteenth birthday, I finally managed to fight my way through the crowd of strong shadows surrounding Barcelona Cathedral, which up to that point was the only part of the city I had not visited during the Dark Hour. Inside, I found myself faced with a truly monstrous shadow, that with the body of a wolf, a mask like a wolf’s head with the numeral XVIII on its forehead, pincers like a crab and legs like a crawfish. I realized this monstrosity, which I would later dub “Arcana Moon”, was the source of the shadows and distortions plaguing the city. Fighting hard along with my comrades, it proved to be my toughest opponent yet. It was able to act during my stopping time, and even began to copy my Megido moves. Through superior technique honed over years of experience fighting inside the Dark Hour, I managed to bring the monster down, claiming its mask as a trophy. Once it died, shadows surrounded me, and the sun rose. They thanked me for freeing them from the monster’s control, and all of them returned to the “Sea of Souls,” where they were meant to be. They did, however, warn me of other distortions, and so long as humanity longed for death, the Dark Hour would never truly disappear. Sure enough, I continued to experience the Dark Hour every full moon after that, albeit with no shadows to fight; just myself, wandering in an empty world.
Shortly after that, after we celebrated my eighteenth birthday, we took a trip to Rome, specifically the Vatican, and I was to take up my own sisterly vows upon returning. It was the first time in my life that I had been to another country, as well as very far from Barcelona itself. Little did I know that, after I packed my bags and belongings (including my knife collection to keep it from being found while I was away) and loaded up to leave, that I would be leaving Barcelona, my home town, for good. We got on the boat, sailed out to Italy, and rode up the rest of the way to Rome. Walking past the threshold onto St. Peter’s Square, I couldn’t help but be mesmerized by the grand architecture, as well as the sheer, overwhelming feeling of being at the center of the Catholic universe, perhaps second only to Jerusalem as the holiest place on Earth in my mind.
We were surprised to be greeted by the Pope himself, Leo XIII, who was honestly happy to see us, and pointed to me in particular as a “fine, young woman.” He led us inside St. Peter’s Basilica, where guards stood to protect him. He turned around and thanked us for coming all this way, showing us the murals on the walls, the grand scale of the dome, and about St. Peter’s resting place, and he started to go on about the history of the Vatican and how it came to be the most important place in Catholicism.
That’s when things went awry.
In the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a dark figure. I recognized it as a… shadow? In broad daylight? I also felt a strange feeling which I normally only got during the Dark Hour. Whatever the case, the shadow lunged at the Pope, who reflexively backed away while the guards engaged it, to no effect as it knocked them down. The other girls retreated, and the elder sister told me to get back. But I had none of it: without hesitation, I drew a knife and slung it directly into the shadow’s forehead, killing it. More shadows appeared, and I engaged them all, Chronos at my side, tearing through them like tissue paper as onlookers stood in fear and bewilderment.
Eventually, the cause of the attack crashed through the dome ceiling, blasting harsh sunlight into the interior: a massive, muscular lion-like shadow with the number XIX on its forehead, another arcana shadow, Arcana Sun. Unlike the previous shadow, this one could speak, saying it was taking revenge on its fallen counterpart; I soon engaged it directly, trading blows as it let loose with slams, claw swipes, and Nuclear balls of energy which singed the air around them. It was extremely tough, as if made out of metal, but once again I was able to control the shadows and call upon them to help fight. At one point the monster managed to kill a bystander, but I used my space time manipulation to “rewind” the moment and then intercept the attack before it could kill them again. Eventually, I was able to keep it down long enough to unleash a Megidolaon strong enough to kill it and cause it to fade.
As the dust settled, I turned to face the onlookers: the sisters, the Pope, his guards, and everyone else. All of them had seen my hidden fighting prowess, my powers, and my Persona. For the first time, they had seen how “non-normal” and “unnatural” I was, and I feared demonization and ostracization as a result. Indeed, when I felt a hand on my shoulder, belonging to a guard who wanted to take me away, I feared the worst: being exiled, being experimented on, and being labeled a heretic.
Instead, I was led into a room where weapons were being forged, and where mercenaries were handing in bounties. They explained to me that this room was the headquarters for the Office for the Requisition and Assassination of Cursed and Loathsome Entities, or ORACLE, a secret organization created by a previous pope whose goal was to recruit mercenaries from all over the world, with or without supernatural powers, for the purpose of eliminating evil and demonic entities and monsters to protect mankind from them. Seeing my time manipulation and skills with knives, the guard believed that my talents would be wasted as a nun, and suggested instead for me to become a full-time demon hunter. I had, of course, vowed to protect humans from monsters such as shadows, so I gladly accepted.
My first assignment was to travel to London and deal with an outbreak of succubi in Whitechapel, London, who were feeding on the life force of men. I posed as a homeless spinster to lure them in - not the easiest thing when you have as, ah, feminine a figure as I. Then, when I got them inside a private room, and allowed them to show their true colors, I thus showed mine, and summarily executed them right then and there. Sometimes, they would plead and beg for their lives, but I had none of it, knowing this to be a common tactic of demons and devils. Of course, I had to cover up the killings, so I created a false serial killer who preyed on prostitutes to throw off the police and keep ORACLE secret; thus, the myth of Jack the Ripper, which to this day remains officially unsolved.
Upon returning to Rome, the ORACLE administrators praised my performance, and gave me more assignments, traveling all over Europe and slaying werewolves, vampires, and devils, while still finding myself in the occasional engagement with the odd shadow. Eventually, I was chosen to tackle a particularly difficult target: a wealthy vampire aristocrat living in a mansion south of Toulouse. Where there was no record of her causing a major incident, they felt it was only a matter of time.
Here was my first show of questioning and resistance against ORACLE’s stated aims: I asked them if it was worth it to go after a vampire who was not an active threat, compared to the monsters who were killing people on the streets of European capitals as we spoke. I spoke from a purely practical standpoint, but in retrospect it was clear I was repressing my doubts about going around and slaying “monsters,” often without much basis other than their status. They responded by explaining the nature of her powers: unlike most vampires, she was not killed by sunlight, only weakened by it. She also had the ability to manipulate fate, and wielded untold amounts of magical power. She was also rumored to have a sister with the ability to destroy absolutely anything and everything. They argued that both of these vampires were too strong to be allowed to live. Being a full supporter of the Church and a devout adherent to God’s word, I ultimately accepted the mission, and traveled out to Toulouse.
It took about two weeks of looking around and asking the locals, since most had never heard of the mansion, while the few who did were unwilling to talk about it. The mansion itself lay nestled among the Pyrenees foothills on the shores of a large lake, amid vineyards where many grapes grew. It was a full moon in the evening when I approached the mansion. The sounds of crickets and frogs filled the air, which was still quite balmy from the broiling summer sun, despite it being night.
Circling the mansion’s wall, I found a point where I could jump over it and into the expansive rose garden. Once I did though, I found myself faced with my first obstacle: rushing from the side, I barely had enough time to dodge a flying kick from a strange Chinese girl with red hair and wearing a green-and-white dress.
“HA!” she proclaimed. “You think you can pull a fast one on me, the gatekeeper of the mansion?” She stood up. “State your business here.”
I spun my knives around. “I am here to kill the owner of this mansion, by order of the Church. Now, step aside, if you know what’s good for you.”
“You…” She paused for a minute, before powering up. “I can’t let you harm Lady Remilia! I mustn’t! I owe my life to her!” She then turned into a dragon shaped like a horse, and came at me. I had never fought a dragon before, much less an Eastern dragon, and certainly did not expect an Eastern dragon to be guarding the home of a Western vampire. She was a tough opponent, but I eventually managed to put her down, leaving her in her human form with a knife in her forehead as I showed myself inside. Behind me, I could hear her weeping, muttering “Milady, I… I have failed you. Forgive me…”
…I am here to slay a monster, and nothing more, was what I told myself.
Inside the mansion foyer, I was surrounded by great glass murals, depicting angels fighting against the darkness, crosses, and other holy symbols. What mockery of Biblical stories, I thought to myself. How could a creature of the night truly appreciate God and His son? There was enough imagery in here to cause a normal vampire to disintegrate into dust.
…what if Remilia really was a follower of God?
“You there,” came a voice, before a woman in purple robes came floating down in the air, surrounded by seven colored crystals and a magic circle. “You have come to slay my master and best friend? That I cannot allow.”
“Tch, a witch,” I snarled. “Did she grant you your powers in exchange for your soul?”
“I was born with my potential, which she helped awaken,” she replied.
“Then you are a demon yourself,” I said.
“And what about you?” she asked. “Someone with great power and fighting skill, who has chosen to follow the word of corrupt men who claim to speak for God instead of God himself?”
…
“I see you have no answer,” she smirked. “Then, you should be an easy opponent, not fully committed to your cause.” She raised her hand. “I shouldn’t be giving you a fighting chance, as you are here to murder my friend. But you strike me as weak enough that it would be rude for me not to.” Magic circles surrounded me, and I felt a strange power brimming within me, before I started to rise up into the air. “Henceforth, the power of flight is yours. Use it well in the short amount of time you have left on this Earth…”
I was now floating in the air, right at her level. She fired up her elemental crystals and began spewing fire, water, rocks and rays of sunlight, confident that she could overwhelm me with her might.
I simply stopped time, used my newfound power to align knives around her in all different angles, then unfroze, rewound, and warped spacetime in such a way that, from her perspective, she would have seen an instantly-appearing wave of knives barreling at her before cutting her up and tearing her clothes. Elegantly, I stood over her defeated person, balancing one knife on my finger.
“Mukyuuu…”
“Your magic must not be very good,” I quipped, “if it failed to stop one armed only with knives.” I proceeded up the stairs, ready to face the demoness beyond.
As I ascended the stairs, she coughed. “Hah… you… fool…”
Wandering through the halls in search of my quarry, small housemaids resembling fairies scattered about, fearfully clearing a path for me, knowing I could slice them into tiny ribbons if I so chose. They were aberrations of nature, according to the Church, but also not doing anything wrong right now… again, those nagging doubts…
…I shook my head. Besides, they were not worth the time and effort. I had only one more target here, the Scarlet Devil herself.
Throwing open the glass doors, I walked out onto the mansion’s balcony. In front of me, the full moon lit up the clear night sky. There was a single table, with two glasses of wine on it. Standing out by the edge, overlooking the lake and mountains beyond, was a figure, seemingly no larger than a child, but the wings on her back gave her away.
I approached the figure, footsteps clicking against the still, night air, knife at the ready and watch in hand.
“Welcome,” she said. “We’ve been expecting you, Luna.”
“I take it that the tales of my feats have spread far and wide?” I replied. “Then again, someone of your stature would doubtlessly have a network of spies looking out for danger.”
The figure turned around, revealing a grinning face: the face of the Scarlet Devil, Remilia.
“Oh, I’m certain any fool could sense your… crusade, your bloodlust, indeed, your blind loyalty to the corrupt church ruled by men who claim to speak for God for their own benefit,” she said. “Yes, anyone could sense those from the other side of the European continent. It shames me to consider you a fellow countrywoman of Catalonia, and yet, that’s what we are.”
“Tch. What would you know about God, foul creature?” I said.
Remilia shook her head. “I don’t question His grace, nor the miracle of the Virgin Mary and the redeemer, Jesus Christ. Even a creature of the night such as I yields to the glory of Heaven, you see.” She looked out at the lake. “Sure, there are those you lot consider to be… monsters, who kill and eat humans, but only to survive. Us vampires are quite different, you see. We have class, culture, and most of all, standards. Only drink enough blood to survive, as it would be wasteful and a sin to kill your food source needlessly…”
She turned back to face me. “And what of you? Someone who claims to fight in God’s name, but who carries out the desires of bigoted and corrupt church officials who merely claim to preach His word? Have you stopped to consider the innocent lives you may have taken as part of this crusade?”
My fingers twitched on the knife handle. “I…”
Remilia grinned. “Then you yourself doubt your mission. Just as fated, you shall fall to my might, on this night of the full moon…”
“Grr… enough of your bluster!” I stopped time, put several knives into her body… avoiding key body parts… and then resumed time.
She stood there, covered in blood, then looked up at me, chuckled, and shook off all the knives, before seemingly instantly regenerating her wounds.
“Wha…”
She flew up into the air and summoned a massive, crimson spear. “You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that.”
I floated up into the air myself. “I see. I underestimated you. I thought I understood vampire weaknesses, but it’s clear you’re something else entirely. A demon, perhaps? In any case, this will be a true test of my skill, finally meeting someone capable of giving me a challenge.”
“So eager… very well. The table is set, the appetizers have been served. Let’s see if you shall become the main course!”
And so our epic duel began: Remilia proved herself to be an unrivaled master of magic, albeit using a school which I was unfamiliar with, that being an Eastern one making use of characters I couldn’t understand, making it harder to read when she was about to use a Fire, Water, Wood, Earth or Metal-based spell, on top of casting cross-shaped lights which, by all means, should have instantly killed her just from bringing them forth. Again, I tried stopping time to try and instantly kill her, but kept hesitating to actually do so, and kept having nagging doubts that what I was doing was right, and truly in the name of God… I also picked up on Remilia’s vibes. It soon became clear that, underneath her bravado, she was fighting for her life, and felt fear in a way which my other targets had not…
“Haa…” Remilia paused, blood dripping out of her mouth. “You’re as strong as they say, Luna. Such fighting prowess is not normally found in one who grew up in a monastery.” She glared at me. “How, then, did you build up this level of skill?”
“That is something which I will leave up to your interpretation,” I replied.
“How defiant,” she said. “Well, I suppose it doesn’t matter in the end.” She rose back up in the air. “For I, the Great Scarlet Devil, shall strike you down!”
“Not if I strike you down first!” I said. We lunged at each other, ready to kill the other.
That’s when midnight struck. The sky turned green, the moon grew, and Remilia turned into a coffin which fell out of the air and crashed into the balcony below.
I touched back down, and crossed my arms. What shall I do now? I asked myself. It would be one hour before our duel could continue. Perhaps I could use that time to figure out a weakness… but again, I found myself at odds with my doubts about taking her life.
I sensed them before they showed themselves: shadows, going directly for her coffin. Without missing a beat, I summoned my Persona and dispatched all of them before they could reach her. Once they were gone, I drew my knives and looked around for other threats.
That’s when it appeared. I looked up, and a large, black, crystalline object came hurtling down from the sky, crashing down onto the balcony and knocking Remilia out of her coffin. Its body was made of black crystals, and it had a star-shaped mask with the number XVII on it. By my logic, yet another strong shadow, Arcana Star.
Remilia rose from her sleep, looking up hazily at the monster. “...huh? Whazza… what am I…”
The monster lunged at her, grabbed her with its massive claws, and then held up its hand, which almost immediately caused Remilia great pain.
“Ah… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” Remilia began to scream, all as black fluid began dripping from her eyes and mouth. I had seen this before, whenever a shadow got a hold of someone outside of their coffin. The shadows would steal that person’s psyche, leaving them an empty, groaning husk. Given that my mission was to kill Remilia, I could have let the monster incapacitate her, leave, and then I could easily finish her off.
But God would not look kindly on me if I left her to die, I thought.
Instead, I charged at the monster, kicking it back against the mansion wall. Remilia instantly recovered from the attack, falling back onto the ground in a violent coughing fit.
“Ack… what the…” She looked back at Arcana Star, this time with all of her lucidity, and exclaimed, “WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT???”
I summoned my Persona once more. “You wanted to know how I learned to fight. Destroying these mind-eating monsters is how.” I summoned my shadow companions to fight alongside me. “Now then, that monster tried to eat your psyche. Why not put your great power to use and take revenge?”
Remilia considered my proposal, then drew her spear again. “Of course. Let’s give this thing the ‘ol Remiliass-kicking!”
We engaged Arcana Star, who proved tougher than my previous shadow adversaries: in addition to being as solid and tough as it appeared, it could attack by creating concentrated balls of searing white light, which it launched at us, creating massive explosions wherever it struck. It was also surprisingly intelligent and evasive, and my time-stopping powers were of little use since my knives couldn’t dent its armor. Eventually, our strength was whittled down to just me and Remilia, and all we had managed to do was stagger the beast.
“Damn it,” Remilia grunted. “This thing is tough! Even I can’t keep it down!”
I looked at its mask. “It’s staggered, though. If I rip off its mask, that will remove its source of power!” I did exactly that, flying over, getting on top of it, and in one deft motion tore its mask off, revealing the colorful, almost stained-glass face underneath. Dark energies flew out of the monster as it writhed in pain, and me and Remilia stood back and watched. Eventually, it stopped. The monster looked back up at us, and we braced ourselves for round two; instead, it let out a metallic cry, then tore open some sort of wormhole which it then escaped into, before the wormhole closed.
…
I collapsed. “Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have killed for the benefit of false prophets who speak in God’s name…”
Remilia walked over to me. “Aha. So you finally see… my adherence to him is as genuine as it appears to be.”
“My, my…” came a voice.
We looked over at the door, and saw a blonde lady in Eastern attire with a parasol.
“Geh… dammit, Yukari-dono, how many times have I told you not to drop in like that?” Remilia sighed. “We knock around here.”
The woman… Yukari? She strutted over to us. “I must say, you two make poor adversaries, but crackerjack partners, one engendering the other.” She closed her parasol, and drew a fan. “And you… you finally seem to see the truth.”
I stared at her. “Who are you?”
She closed her fan, her piercing, golden eyes staring straight into me. “Wouldn’t you like to know, hm? I am Yukari Yakumo. Confidant of Remilia Scarlet, and creator of the land of illusions and the forgotten, Gensokyo.” She paced back and forth as she spoke. “And you… one with the power to stop time, perceive the Dark Hour, and control shadows. One with a skillset such as yours does not come around very often.”
“What would you know about shadows?” I asked.
“Shadows?” Reimila wondered.
“More than you would probably imagine,” Yukari replied. “Don’t tell me you believed yourself to be the only one capable of seeing this wretched Dark Hour and calling forth a Persona?” She laughed. “Others beside you have wielded such a power since long before you were born. I have seen all of them. But I have never seen someone with as much skill and capability as you, freeing shadows from distortion and bending them to your will. I’ve been seeking someone like you.”
She leaned into me. “Now that you have seen the corruption of the Church, why not come with us to the land of illusion? We’ll say you took each other down in an epic fight… Yes, that will do quite nicely.”
“What do you mean?” I asked forcefully.
“Ah, damn you, Yukari,” Remilia complained. “You should have told me it was gonna be tonight.” She turned to me. “We had previously agreed to bring my mansion to Gensokyo, due to waning belief in vampires out here causing my powers to weaken.” She smiled. “Besides, wouldn’t you like to be free of the control of corrupt church officials and still be able to claim victory?”
I…
I knelt. “Yes. In fact, in penance for trying to take your life unjustly, I, Luna, shall offer to serve you.” I stood back up. “It’s the only thing I can do.”
“Hm… well, now that you mention it, my last head maid passed away recently, and it’s just been the fairy maids. You… I can tell you are no ordinary human, and can serve me for far, far longer than the average human lifespan.” She paused. “However, your name was granted to you by the corrupt church. That poison I cannot allow into my house. Therefore…” She turned to Yukari. “If you could.”
“Oh, but of course.” Yukari held up her fan, which caused my name to appear in the air in front of her. Then, in one swift chop, she cut the name with her fan, causing it to shatter.
“You are now nameless,” Yukari explained. “The name Remilia decides to give you shall bind you to her.”
I stepped back. Just what kind of power did Yukari wield if she could render me without a name?
“Hmhmhm.” Remilia smiled. “Well then. Your nature and your powers relate to the moon. You slay these ‘shadows’ so that others may live to see another day. And when night falls, you draw your blades, and the night blooms with the blood of your slain foes.” At that moment, the Dark Hour ended, and night returned to normal. “Therefore, from this day on, Sakuya Izayoi shall be your name. Is that agreeable?”
I didn’t quite understand the meaning of the name she proposed, as it was Eastern-sounding, but in debt to her, I nodded. “I accept.”
“Splendid.” At that moment, Patchouli and Meiling also came up to the balcony, and reality began to distort around the mansion, as Yukari started to move it to Gensokyo. Remilia… no, Milady, spread out her arms. “Welcome to the family, Sakuya. I look forward to our everlasting partnership.”
Goro
Marisa finished her cup. “Ah… sounds like you’ve been through a lotta shit in your life.”
“Well, one could argue that you yourself have challenged me just as much in only the past few years,” Sakuya replied.
“So you are not actually a human,” I said. “In that case, what are you, exactly?”
Sakuya shrugged. “To this day, I’m still not sure. I’m not a human, a youkai, a goddess or anything like that. Eirin has told me I’m similar to a Lunarian, but am not of Lunarian heritage myself. I have, however, come to believe my existence is tied to the cognitive world somehow, which is why I continue to investigate incidents there whenever they occur, either personally, or through my echo, Koro-chan.”
“Is that so,” Nitori said. She took a sip. “Now… you met Yukari back then, she revealed she was aware of the cognitive world for quite some time, and she even erased your old name.”
“Indeed,” Sakuya said, “but why are you curious about her?”
“Because we think she’s involved in this current incident to at least some degree,” Marisa explained. “We know she’s aware of the Dark Hour, shadows, Personas, possibly also everything that’s gone down since at least 1999, and now you’ve told us she’s prolly been at this for a couple centuries at minimum, most likely longer.”
“And the ability to erase names…” I paused. “Since we require names to target individuals, she could rather easily obstruct us, possibly by making it impossible for us to target her…”
Sakuya shook her head. “Unlikely. A being as magically powerful as her requires her to maintain her real name, and for exactly one person to know what her true name is. All I can say about her is that ‘Yukari Yakumo’ is not her ‘real’ name, but a magician’s name she gave herself a long time ago.” Sakuya stood up. “There is no such thing as a ‘gap youkai.’ She claims to be a simple youkai in order to appear less threatening. She’s actually a magician youkai who possesses a truly colossal amount of power, to such a degree that she would have to have been born with the sort of potential most magicians spend their whole lives attaining, and increased in power exponentially from there.”
“Hmm,” I thought. “I was starting to suspect that she was using another name. And I’m certain she would go to great lengths to safeguard her ‘true’ name.”
“I’ve heard even the Satori cannot read her mind in order to see it,” Sakuya said.
“Yeah, but that’s Yukari,” Marisa said. “We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. In the meantime, you made a promise. Whaddya know about Patche’s name?”
Sakuya paused to think. “Truth be told, she has never told me her real name. Milady also refuses to disclose it. The most I’ve been able to figure out about her on my own are fragments of information I’ve collected over the years whenever the Dark Hour allowed me to venture outside of Gensokyo. I especially took advantage of the ten-year period where it occurred every night to venture back to Toulouse and search for clues, allowing me to be away from the mansion for only a few days at a time.”
“Alright, shoot,” Nitori said.
“There used to be a wealthy family who lived there, who lost their seventh child and only daughter under mysterious circumstances,” Sakuya explained. “By cross-referencing articles and government records, I was able to discover an anomalous individual whose name was blacked out in every written instance, probably due to someone using magic to remove their name from written records and avoid being identified. This individual seemed to match the description of the missing girl, whose family name was Bellesoleil.”
At that moment, my key lit up, revealing part of a name: Bellesoleil.
I laced my fingers. “Well then. It appears this missing ‘Bellesoleil’ is present within the mansion.”
“And it also pretty much confirms Patche is our target,” Marisa said. “But we ain’t gettin’ anywhere with just a last name, we need her first name too.”
“I’m sorry,” Sakuya said. “That much I can’t help you with.”
I got up. “Thank you for your time, anyway. Even just that much will greatly aid our investigation.”
“I appreciate that I could be of help,” Sakuya said. “Please feel free to reach out at any time. I would love to discuss more about the cognitive world with you all.”
“So we shall, Sakuya-san,” I said. “So we shall.”
We left the mansion and returned to Marisa’s house, where we sat around the table discussing our next moves. “So,” Nitori said. “We still don’t know her first name, just that she’s our quarry.”
“We gotta get that first name somehow, lickety-split,” Marisa said. “Rumia can’t wait.”
“It sounds like the only person who knows Patchouli’s first name is Remilila,” I said. “But obviously, Remilia isn’t going to simply tell someone she only recently met her best friend’s true name.”
“Then how else are we supposed to get it?” Nitori asked.
I thought for a moment, then replied, “simple. We ask her shadow.”
“Eh?” Marisa wondered. “But, uh, she doesn’t have a shadow in Ethos, remember?”
“Of course.” I smirked and leaned over the table. “So we make it appear in Ethos.”
“Er… what do you mean?” Nitori asked nervously.
“I mean what I say,” I said, in a colder, almost icy tone. “Shadows manifest from people’s repressed thoughts and feelings. I’m proposing a meeting in which I stir Remilia’s deepest shames and regrets, such that those feelings can manifest in physical form. From there, we learn Patchouli’s true name from her shadow, who will never lie, and the shadow in question will then return to her real self.”
Marisa and Nitori both got clear chills down their spines. “That’s… are you sure that’s a good idea, rilin’ her up like that? What if she-”
“Do you have any alternative plans to offer?” I asked forcefully.
“Um…” Marisa sat back down. “Geez, you really know how to be a prick when the plan calls for it. Just be sure not to go too crazy with that, and take responsibility for whatever happens next.”
“Of course,” I said. “I offer the best plans, not necessarily the most morally correct ones.”
Nitori looked at me. “Er, I see…”
“I’m glad you agree,” I said to her. “Then, I shall propose my plan tonight over the group chat. If everyone is in agreement, I shall approach her at the earliest opportunity.”
Marisa tapped the table. “...well, good luck with that.” She handed me some cash. “I gotta work on experiments tonight, so go buy you and Nitori some dinner or somethin’, okay?”
“I will do that,” I nodded.
“Alright, let’s head out,” Nitori said.
“‘Ya seem to be pretty popular with the ladies, ain’t ‘ya?” Mokou asked, while serving us yakitori.
“Only for business reasons,” I replied. “I just happen to exclusively have female business partners.”
“Besides, Marisa sent us here to have dinner,” Nitori said. “I think she just wanted to have him take me home, since I’m her friend and she cares about me, and trust him enough to do it.”
“Ah, whatever you say, I’m not one to judge,” Mokou shrugged. “‘Sides, I heard from the doc that you can turn into a right bombshell of a chick.”
“Er, yes, yes I can,” I said awkwardly.
“Nothin’ to be embarrassed ‘bout, ‘cause I got a scrawny-ass build from bein’ a forest hermit,” Mokou said. “Still, you’re makin’ a lotta friends, and that’s good. When I first saved ‘ya from the forest and then saw ‘ya off, I feared you might not thrive here, but boy was I wrong. Anyway, I gotta go start packin’ up for the night, so I’ll leave you two to it.”
“You can bill us right now, and we’ll leave when we’re done,” I said.
“Deal.”
Once Mokou went back to clean up, me and Nitori caught up one-on-one over drinks. “Your electrification project looks like it’s going rather well.”
“Yup yup!” Nitori said. “I’ve been extremely motivated ever since joining the team, and under my guidance the kappa have never been more united. There’s even been some chatter of reconciling with the yamawaro, with me and Mitori as the ambassadors.” She sipped her drink. “I’ve always liked keeping myself busy, it makes me feel like I’m worth something. But, you know, there are just some things I wish I could do, and that I drown myself in work to avoid thinking about it…” She leaned on the table and sighed.
“Is something the matter?” I asked.
“Well, you see, the kappa haven’t always lived in rivers and lakes. We’re actually originally saltwater creatures, living along beaches, bays, and estuaries. One reason why we eat livers is because they contain lots of salt, which we used to get from seafood and swimming in saltwater. Even now, kappa cuisine is rich in salt and spices, and we pickle a lot of what we eat, including cucumbers.” She looked up. “I’d love to go out there and touch the ocean, just once, and experience what my ancestors lived. Sometimes, I like to go visit Minamitsu at the temple and hear her stories of sailing the seas, braving storms and surges, and hauling big catches. But, I know that isn’t realistic, because of the Hakurei Border and the waning belief Outside, so all I can do is dream…”
The ocean. Just one of many things I likely would not experience again myself. But, I was Goro Akechi. If anyone could figure out how to make the best of a bad situation, it had to be me. I learned from the best, after all.
“I’m optimistic we can make that trip someday,” I said. “So long as we put our minds to it and refuse to yield until we achieve our goal.”
Nitori smiled. “Heh. I used to say that that would be impossible, but I know better than to underestimate your determination. Even in the worst of circumstances, even in the face of a long Hell sentence, even against the possibility of your friends hating you for your past crimes… no matter what happens, you always find a way to get back up swinging.”
“Ren once told me something that his father told him, after he was first arrested under false charges,” I said. “He told me that what separates winners from losers, is that winners have lost more times than losers have even tried. Behind every victory is a thousand defeats, but if you’re on offense, all you need is that one win in order to achieve your goals and dreams.” I took a sip. “I found his words to be very poignant, to the point where I personally didn’t start ‘winning,’ that is, rebelling against my fate and taking control of my own life, until that last act of defiance on the cruise ship. Despair and sloth are what keep us down, while hope and determination are the things which allow us to win, or at least go out in a blaze of glory. That’s what I have found to be the case.”
“You may be right,” Nitori said. “And, really, Ren sounds like a great guy.”
“I would say he’s the best man in the world,” I said. “Both my most trusted friend, for all the support and understanding he gave me, and my most hated rival, for all the advantages he had over me despite being fucked by the system. My only regret is that we didn’t meet sooner in life…”
Nitori took a sip. “Sometimes, I feel the same way about me and Marisa. She was the friend I needed back when I was lonely, afraid, and had just about given up on being social. Then you came into the picture and really broke me out of my shell. Really, the two of you are awesome. And that’s why I want to return the favor.” She finished her drink. “This is Marisa’s fight. This is a magician proving her worth by changing the heart of a more experienced magician, and saving the mansion while she’s at it. Especially with Reimu out of the picture for a bit, this is her time to take the stage.”
“Precisely,” I smiled. “She’s headstrong, bright, and optimistic, but she isn’t without her doubts and demons. I actually was the one responsible for awakening her Persona, by tapping into her deepest doubts and worst fears to rouse her shadow and ignite her will for rebellion and justice.”
“Oh, wow, really?”
“Yes, really,” I said. “Just because I’m reformed and working to enact true justice, that doesn’t mean I’m unwilling to use questionable and underhanded tactics if they are the most efficient means of solving the problem, as I strongly dislike bullshitting around for the sake of political correctness and sensitivity.”
Nitori sighed. “That’s a really harsh outlook, but given your background, I understand why you feel that way: sometimes, everyone’s an asshole, and your only option is to be an asshole yourself to get anything done. At least you also have a soft, if dorky, side as well.”
“Well, I did grow up watching lots of anime,” I said. I gathered my dishes and put them in the bin. “It’s getting dark, I’d best get you home safely.”
“Thank you, young man,” Nitori said. “Now then, guide me like a princess.”
“Oh, if you insist,” I chuckled. I led her back home, then went home myself and went straight to bed.
…
…”young man”...
Notes:
The hardest part about writing this chapter was getting the bits about Catholicism right, since my family went to a Presbyterian church so I'm more used to praying to the big guy directly instead of through intermediaries.
My having Remilia and Co. hail from Toulouse comes from a scrapped backstory I had in mind for them in Alola! A Shrine Maiden's Adventure. It's known that her being related to Vlad Tepes is BS, and I thought it'd be fun to have them come from a somewhat unusual location (my high school French teacher was from Toulouse, but married a guy from Texas). Her being religious is aped from Magic: The Gathering's Ixalan setting, which has vampires based on Spanish conquistadors. Also, Remilia in this story is treated more as an Oni than a traditional vampire, meaning her most significant weakness are Oni weaknesses such as beans (she has these weaknesses in canon, too, but I decided to buff her to only being weakened by sunlight, a property she shares with Count Dracula himself). Originally, Sakuya was supposed to be from Paris, but I moved her to Barcelona later. As for Patchouli, I briefly entertained the idea of her being a Muslim, but scrapped this when I remembered she says a Christian prayer in Silent Sinner In Blue; her half-Arab heritage and collection of Islamic and Arabian artifacts are holdovers from this idea. I also decided to make Meiling a Qilin in this story, mostly to contrast the reveal in AASMA where's she's actually a Rayquaza.
And on the subject of Pokemon, "Arcana Star" is Starlight, the Necrozma who drives the plot in AASMA. Yeah, these two stories share a multiverse, although that story won't affect this one in any relevant ways.
Chapter 97: Moments of InSanaety
Notes:
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Goro
With no time to waste before the May 7th deadline, I jumped straight into making Remilia’s shadow appear within Ethos. Sakuya mentioned that Remilia would be home for the entire day, so after I finished helping Masato with the store I went straight to the Mansion to request an audience with her. My plan was straightforward: make her comfortable with small talk, then slowly but steadily push the conversation in a direction which was likely to bring her weaknesses and repressed thoughts and feelings to the forefront. Assisting me with today's operation were the members of the team able to closely monitor their communicators, who would all periodically say Remilia’s name to the key, and ping me if any of them got a result.
pancakeman: The operation is about to start. Are you ready?
redorblue: Copy.
jacktheripper [Reisen]: All systems go.
autumnsky: Ready as ever.
panckakeman: Good. I’m just about to enter the mansion. I want you all to try activating the key once every fifteen minutes or so. As soon as any of you get a result, ping the entire chat.
jacktheripper: Got it.
pancakeman: Then wish me luck.
As I had previously expressed wanting to personally meet with Remilia, Meiling let me through without resistance. Once inside, Jin, the other surviving Strega member, saw me and went to inform Remilia of my arrival, at which point a group of fairies led me to her balcony. After waiting for a few minutes, Remilia threw open the balcony doors and had a seat across from me, while a servant put down a dish with tea and snacks.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Remilia said. “My dearest apologies for being away yesterday, I had much business to attend to. I heard you and Sakuya had a deep and meaningful conversation yesterday, though.”
“Indeed we did,” I replied.
Remilia sipped some of her tea. “Certainly, Sakuya doesn’t reveal her life’s story to just anyone. She must intensely trust you, Marisa and Nitori for her to do so.”
“I believe it had more to do with common interests, and backgrounds,” I said.
“Mnh.” She paused. “Such as, I imagine, that place, whose existence was kept secret from me until the day my mansion came to Gensokyo.”
I cocked an eye. “So you do remember. Not everyone does.”
“I had a feeling you all were also involved in the business of shadows,” she said. “It’s been, oh, seven years? Seven years since that fateful day when the Moon threatened to crush the world under the weight of humanity’s overwhelming despair. A wretched place, the collective unconsciousness of the masses. A little secret between me and her, and not even Patchouli knows about it. She mustn’t know, for only those who have found that place for themselves should be allowed in.”
Hm. Seems she was fully aware of the cognitive world, and would catch onto what I sought to do. Not irrecoverable by any means, but it would severely complicate the plan. I had to play my cards carefully if I wanted to succeed. On the other hand, if she was aware of the cognitive world, then she might be cooperative with our goals, and would be willing to relinquish Patchouli’s name without the need to confront her shadow.
“I never saw that place for myself,” I replied. “However, you would be right in that I’ve been quite involved in ‘shadowy’ deals.”
“I may appear to be an impulsive, short-sighted brat at times,” Remilia explained. “However, I am not a fool. One does not achieve my level of status without intelligence, charisma, discipline, and most of all savvy. Me being pulled into that world was a happenstance occurrence, yes, but what sets me apart from other people is my incredible ability to adapt my plan to account for new information. That is what attracted Yukari to me to begin with, to include me in her circle of confidants.” She smirked. “Obviously, I don’t have one of your ‘Personas,’ and so cannot fight in that world, but I do fully support the efforts of those who can, such as by allowing Sakuya to do what she needed to in the dark hour. Certainly, it hasn’t taken me too long to puzzle out that you and the Day Breakers are somehow connected… or that you may in fact be the leader.”
“What tipped you off?” I asked, sipping my tea.
“First of all, they didn’t exist prior to your coming here, so you must have founded the group,” she said. “Furthermore, you must be complicit with some of Gensokyo’s most influential figures, as Reimu and Marisa are seemingly doing nothing to address them. They must either be confidants, or even part of the group itself.”
“Mh. And if you know of our existence, then surely you know of our acts,” I said.
“Changing the hearts of individuals in order to turn them away from sin,” she replied. “Truly an admirable goal, one which has even seen the Tengu caste system brought to an end. The 132nd year of the Barrier’s creation has certainly so far proven to be one of its most consequential… just as I had reckoned it would be.”
“What… do you mean?” I asked.
Remilia stood up. “In 1885, the Great Hakurei Barrier was erected. The youkai and gods of Japan were forever shielded, and more things which humans disbelieve continue to pour into our safe haven. But on the night of its creation, Yukari had a dream, an oracle if you will. She wrote it down in her journal, which I got to read at some point. It read thusly:”
On the six score and twelfth year anniversary of Gensokyo’s freedom
In the time of the 66th Hakurei
A Master of Shadow shall appear
To cast the realm into darkness and despair.
A Master of Law, Master of Chaos, and Master of Balance
Shall take the reins of the Sages to cut through the darkness
And lead an army of Tricksters to the Ancient of Days
To usher the world into a new era of freedom and peace.
I poured myself another cup. “An oracle, huh?”
“I’ve spent many, many years thinking about what it might mean,” Remilia said. “Obviously, this is the 132nd season since the creation of the Hakurei Border. Ran has kept count of Hakureis for quite some time, and Reimu is, in fact, Hakurei number sixty-six. The ‘Masters of Law, Chaos and Balance’ are obviously three individuals who will replace the current Sages of Gensokyo, and will collectively take on a great evil. However, it’s unclear if the ‘Master of Shadow’ and the ‘Ancient of Days’ are the same entity. Whatever the case, it would seem that, if you are involved in business against shadows, that your adversary may very well be the ‘Master of Shadow’ that the oracle speaks of.”
“We have been tracking down and facing the shadows of certain individuals who control ‘fortresses,’ which all seem to be spawned from ‘Ethos,’ a tower of the masses which is a nest for shadows, and where the distorted hearts of others are drawn to,” I said. “Perhaps this ‘Master of Shadow’ is the tower’s controller.”
“I see,” Remilia said. “Then, am I wrong to assume that your true reason for being here at my mansion, is because one of the residents controls a ‘fortress?’”
“I would be lying if I said I wasn’t,” I said.
“I see,” Remilia nodded. “And as for the identity of this distorted heart…”
“The person who calls herself ‘Patchouli Knowledge,’ who if I am not mistaken, has been holing herself up in her library. We need her name to enter her distortion, and already know her true last name to be ‘Bellesoleil.’”
Remilia paused, then sipped her tea. “...I see. Well, it is true that I know her full, true name, but…” She put her tea down and smiled. “I would be a terrible friend if I gave it to you so simply. So instead, here is a riddle: in Sanae Kochiya’s room at the Moriya Shrine, there is a machine which has the answer you seek.”
“Sanae Kochiya, the miko of the Moriya Shrine?” I asked. “What kind of machine do you speak of?”
“You’re a smart man, I’m sure you’ll figure it out,” Remilia said, finishing her tea. “Now then, if you have no more business here, I suggest you go out and find that piece of the puzzle.”
I looked around. “Yes, I do think I am done here.” I got up and bowed. “Thank you for your hospitality.”
“With pleasure,” Remilia nodded.
pancakeman: Our plan seems to have hit a bit of a snag, I’m afraid.
autumnsky: How so?
pancakeman: Remilia is aware of the Metaverse.
jacktheripper: Uh, oh, shit. Well, that was unexpected.
pancakeman: Not entirely, as she had been dragged into the Dark Hour back in 1890.
redorblue: What now? If we cannot target her shadow, what shall we do?
pancakeman: She provided me with a riddle: somehow, I can find the answer in Sanae Kochiya’s room up at the Moriya Shrine. Obviously, it is a clue which would reveal Patchouli’s first name.
seeingstars: So, what? You’re just gonna barge in and ask to play games with Sanae or what? Do you even realize the optics of that?
pancakeman: Of course, which is why I shall instead approach her as Hatsuko Himekaidou.
seeingstars: Still finding excuses to genderbend, are you?
autumnsky: Well, if you’re going to go that far, Tengu City’s on the way, if you don’t mind stopping in for a bit. I need to talk to you about some things.
pancakeman: I can do that.
At the gates of Tengu City, I was met by Aya, alongside a rather sullen Hatate. Given our newly-discovered familial relation, I knew that this was bound to be an emotional meeting.
“Greetings,” Aya bowed. “As the captain of the mountain guard, I…” She turned to Hatate. “I feel I owe you an apology.”
Hatate shook her head. “No. You had no way of knowing.” I could tell she was holding back tears as she approached me. “So… I guess you’re… my nephew? I would imagine, under bad circumstances.”
“Indeed,” I said dourly. “The circumstances are as bad as you fear.”
“Of course they would be,” she replied. “And it’s funny that you chose that particular alias for your female form… Hatsuko Himekaidou, that is. Because that was my sister’s - your mother’s - real name.”
!!!
“Let me explain,” Hatate continued. “Hatsuko was always the black sheep of the Himekaidou family, always getting up to no good and getting mixed up with shady characters. She was a rebel, through and through, and refused to be bound by rules, and especially the Tengu caste system. When she heard that the Barrier was going up, she, like many other youkai, decided to leave Gensokyo while they still had the freedom to do so. I told her, nay, pleaded with her not to do it, but she wouldn’t listen. She just up and left, literally the day before the Barrier was created. I had no idea what happened to her after that, but I had always feared the worst…”
I paused for a bit, before revealing, “she… she ended up on the street… and from there ran into an Oni… and that’s how I came into being.’
Hatate was stunned. She stared at me for several moments, before her eyes welled up in tears. “Then… you…” She ran over to me, hugged me, and bawled, burying her face into my chest. “I… can’t… believe…”
“Yes,” I replied. “I’m so, so sorry, that I was born through such shameful circumstances. I hate my father for leaving me to fend for myself, just as I’m sure you would hate him for…”
Hatate pulled away from me. “Us Tengu are a proud race. To be defiled in such a manner, by an Oni of all things, is just…” She smiled. “But still… you’re her last legacy.”
My eyes widened. “You mean… You don’t hate me for being a, well… bastard?”
“Why would I?” Hatate said. “A nephew is still a nephew, no matter the circumstances. You’re not your father, and I can easily tell that. You’re a person who stands for justice, no matter what it takes to make it happen. And I want to see you go off and do great things.”
“You…” I chuckled. “You all are truly beyond my comprehension.”
*snip*
“Ah.” Someone cut off a bit of my hair. I turned around, where Aya had it in her hand, along with a pair of scissors.
“Today’s the day we give you your overdue birthright,” she said. “Come with me.”
We arrived in front of a workshop managed by long-nosed Tengu, who allowed entry to no one except for their own kind. Aya knocked on the door, after which a window opened up to reveal one such Tengu. She handed him the lock of hair, which he took before shutting the window.
Aya turned to me. “This shouldn’t take long,” she said. “They’ve been at this for so long, they have it down to an art.”
“Will my only being half-Tengu affect my ability to use it?” I asked.
Aya shook her head. “Not significantly. You’re far from the first half-Tengu, and not the only one that currently exists, either. You might not be able to fly quite as fast or use wind powers as efficiently, if at all, but a human won’t notice the difference. Plus, the other half of you is Oni, which means you’ve got strength and alcohol tolerance which even we’d be jealous of.”
I smiled. “Well, I suppose that’s true.”
After a moment, the window opened back up, and a pair of red arms reached out with a carefully folded cape whose color matched that of my hair. Aya accepted it for me, bowed in thanks, and then the window shut. “Now then,” she said. “There’s one more thing we have to do before I hand this to you.”
“What is-” I started to say, before I felt a rapid whirring behind my back which seemed to tear a small hole in the back of my shirt before stitching it back up.
“You’ll have to have every shirt in your wardrobe modified to fit the wings,” she explained. “You may have noticed that every crow Tengu has a hole in the back of their shirts?”
“...ah, somehow I didn’t think about that,” I said, unsure what to think about having to mostly wear backless shirts for the rest of my life.
“Right. Now, let’s put this on, and take those new wings for a test-drive.” She helped me get the cape on.
“...what do I do now?” I asked.
“It’s really all mental,” Hatate said. “Just imagine them turning into wings, and they’ll do that.”
“Oh, alright.” I lifted up into the air, and did exactly that: imagine the cape turning into wings. Like clockwork, an extra pair of limbs sprouted from my shoulders, and a grand pair of golden-brown wings emerged in a spectacular fashion.
“Oh, WHOA!” Aya shouted. “Lookin’ good there, bro!”
“They’re just like mine!” Hatate exclaimed.
Staying aloft in the air, I quickly figured out how to control the wings: it was akin to having a second pair of arms, and was about as alien a sensation as you would expect. A flap there, a fidget there, and I felt ready to take on the skies. So without further ado, I shot up into the air, and rocketed off into the horizon.
I was already a fast flier, but the addition of the wings allowed me to accelerate to previously unimaginable speeds. Only by a miracle was my hat staying on my head. On top of that, I quickly learned how to use the wings to stop and turn on a dime, giving me superior control of my flight. Zipping around the skies, for the first time in my life, I grinned and giggled like a happy idiot, before devolving into the cackle of my old Black Mask self, as I streaked through the air, over a thousand meters above the ground, truly feeling unstoppable as figures on the ground surely pointed up at that thing in the sky.
Midway through my flight, I decided, just for the hell of it, to shift into a woman right in the middle of rocketing through the air at mach 3. The added sensation of my hair violently whipping in the wind only added to the thrill of the moment, as I set my sights on the summit of Youkai Mountain, where the Moriya Shrine was located, before impacting the ground moments later, leaving a small crater under my feet and knees. I got up, dusted myself off, and approached the front door.
Walking up the steps, I was just about to announce my presence when the door flew open to reveal a cranky Sanae wearing a do-rag and apron. “Hey, keep it down out there, I’m trying to-”
“Good afternoon, Kochiya-san,” I said.
Sanae paused for a moment. “...do I know you?”
I doffed my hat. “I am Hatsuko Himekaidou. A pleasure to meet you.”
Sanae tilted her head. “Coulda sworn I’ve seen you somewhere… ah well, maybe I’m just imagining things. You here to visit the shrine?”
“I am,” I said.
Sanae looked behind me. “Waaaiiit… are you one of the Tengu of the mountain? But I haven’t seen you before?” She shook her head. “Ah, whatever. If you’re a guest here at the shrine, I’ll get some tea ready for you.”
“Thank you.” I followed her in. There was a bucket and a mop off to the side, as well as a small blonde girl wearing a strange hat with frog eyes, who was sitting and meditating quietly.
“Suwako-sama,” Sanae said. “We have a guest.”
The girl, Suwako, opened her eyes and looked at me. “Ah. So I see. Welcome to the Moriya Shrine,” she said. “And who might you be?”
“I am Hatsuko Himekaidou,” I said.
Suwako’s eyes opened. “No way… are you related to-” She examined closely, and I could swear the frog-eyes were too. “...hm. Actually, can’t say I’ve seen you before.”
“Himekaidou?” Sanae gasped. “Were you hiding in Hatate’s basement this whole time???”
I sighed. “No, it’s not like that.”
“Oh.” Sanae shrugged. “Well, might as well get the tea going.” She went into the back.
I turned to Suwako. “A little excitable, isn’t she?”
“Please excuse her,” she said. “She’s very sweet and kind at heart, but ever since coming to Gensokyo, she’s gotten a little… ah, quirky, shall we say.” She sighed. “I swear, all that goddess power went right to her head, and all common sense went straight out the window.”
I looked around. “By the way, where is the other god of the shrine?”
“Oh, Kanako? She’s out on business,” Suwako said.
Ah, so time for Suwako to be here, and for Kanako to be away, I thought to myself.
I sat down. “I actually came here to see Sanae herself. But, as long as I have you, I’d care to know a little more about your history, as the god of the shrine.”
“Oh, well, of course.” Suwako sat down across from me. “So, I’m what you would call a ‘Native God,’ an old, powerful god from before the time of Shinto, when tribes scattered across Japan believed in their own deities. I control the Mishaguji, earth spirits who take the form of snakes. I was challenged one day by Kanako, a young but powerful Shinto god who sought to assert her dominance.” She smiled. “However, I sense you’re one who I can trust with the secret: I defeated her, and rather handily at that. But, I was merciful. I offered to show her how a god really got things done, gained followers and belief, and accumulated faith. I also understood my place, that waning belief in the Native Gods would cause me to fade from existence in due time. So we spread the story that she was the one who came out on top, and we’ve managed the shrine ever since, seeing generations of shrine maidens come and go.”
“I see,” I said. “I certainly realized you were quite powerful. I’ve come to learn that the smaller, unassuming figures are the ones who will erase your existence.”
“Indeed,” she said. “Although, you speak like you’ve only been in Gensokyo for a short time.”
Er…
“It’s alright,” she said. “Youkai flock to Gensokyo all the time, hearing its word spread across the world as a last bastion for the fantastic. I just never thought another Himekaidou would come home to roost.”
I could sense she realized the truth, but insisted on playing along for, I could only imagine, her own amusement.
“Ah, yes, that is so…”
“Tea’s ready,” Sanae called out, before putting down tea and snacks.
“Thank you, Sanae,” Suwako said, taking a sip.
“Isn’t that tea still piping hot?” I asked.
“I’m a goddess, I don’t care,” Suwako shrugged.
“...very well.” Yes, gods were quite different, I realized.
“I heard you from the other room,” Sanae said. “You wanted to come see me specifically?”
“Indeed,” I replied. “I… have heard that you have quite the selection of media in your room.”
“Ehehe, well, that’s true,” Sanae said. “I’m a little embarrassed to show it to other people, since all of it is ‘nerdy’ and not very ladylike, but you sound like you enjoy that sort of thing.”
“Of course, I watched a lot of anime and played a lot of video games before coming here,” I said.
“Wait, so you’re not from Gensokyo originally?”
“I came here recently from Outside,” I said.
“Yes, indeed,” Suwako nodded. “As I said to her, it is as though another Himekaidou came home to roost.”
“Totally!” Sanae took a sip. “So, uh, yeah. I’m not really good at introducing myself to people, but…”
“I heard that you all came here with the shrine back in 2007, and that you came from Okaya on Lake Suwa.”
“That’s it!” she said. “I was the shrine maiden there, too, balancing school with keeping the place up. It’s been in my family since, well, forever, and actually Suwako-sama is my great-great-somethingith grandma.”
“Is that so?” I asked.
“Yup, so that makes me a living goddess! Sorta.”
I chuckled. “You’re rather full of energy, aren’t you?”
“I mean, there’s no common sense in Gensokyo, so I’m free to run wild!” She bounced up and down, and, well, so did they.
Suwako whispered into my ear, “I think some of that goddess power went to her chest, too.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised,” I said. I sipped some tea of my own. “So, I should ask, what does your shrine specialize in?”
“Oh, well, Kanako-sama is a Wind God, and Suwako-sama is an Earth god,” Sanae said. “I can channel their powers, and on top of that, I can create and control miracles.”
“Miracles? Like when Futo won nine hot spring tickets?”
“Nah, that was because Nitori paid to rig the raffle to have them all say Futo, so I used my power to make sure the last one was mine,” Sanae said.
“Oh.” Well… I guess Nitori took advantage of Futo’s generosity to give us all a free trip to the hot spring. How… interesting.
“Although… Now that I think about it, weren’t you there with a bunch of other people?” She looked down at my chest. “I guess I didn’t recognize you for some reason.”
“I may have binged on sweets and gained weight,” I said.
“Or something,” Sanae said. “If I did that, it’d all go straight to my hips. I wish I was like Reimu, able to eat all the sweets I want and never get fat. Not that I was too big into sweets, anyway. I always preferred simple stuff like a fruit parfait or a big ‘ol watermelon on the shore of the lake in summer.” She smiled. “I remember a beach vacation we took, the summer before we came here to Gensokyo. It was so much fun, I’ll never forget it. Sunshine, white sandy beaches… There was this mansion, too, owned by a really wealthy family, and I got to meet their daughter. Kirijo-san, I think was her name? We actually hit it off kinda well, and she was so gorgeous and elegant, too. She was there with two guys as well, and they all seemed like good friends.”
Kirijo-san… She obviously went to Yakushima, and she was describing Mitsuru Kirijo, Akihiko Sanada, and Shinjiro Aragaki, the three founding members of S.E.E.S.
“I’m sure you had a great time,” I smiled.
“I did,” she said wistfully. She looked down. “I did a lot of fun stuff Outside, but I still like it here in Gensokyo. I get to be myself, and support Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama in a place where they can thrive, away from a world where waning faith caused them to lose power, day by day.”
“I see,” I nodded. “What about your school friends, or your family? Do you miss them?”
Sanae looked at me with sad, rejected eyes. “...I… well…”
I shook my head. “No, I understand.” Yet another person rejected by society for being “different.” She didn’t have to say a word for me to realize that she either didn’t have friends, or they were quick to dump her. As for her parents, I was aware, from her disappearance case, that she had lost them when she was young. Because of that, she undoubtedly came to see the gods of the shrine as her adoptive parents, and I was sure they doted on her as though she was their own child. A perfect target for Ethos’ distortion, and I wanted to make sure that never happened.
I set my tea down. “I didn’t mean to turn the conversation negative. I simply wanted to come visit with you.”
“You said that,” Sanae replied. “It’s just that, ah, I’m not used to people barging in and demanding to hang out with me, unlike Reimu. So, uh, forgive me if I’m a bit… awkward.”
“I don’t think you’re awkward,” I smiled.
“What on Earth???”
“So, ah, this is my room,” Sanae said. Behind her was a room very much unlike Reimu’s: cluttered with clothes and junk on the floor, an elevated bed above which a framed Pokemon poster was hung, Phoenix Featherman figurines on the windowsill, a Buchimaru-kun plush in the corner, a pile of Yoshi and Doraemon merchandise, a bookcase full of manga and Western comic books, and most striking of all, a flat-screen TV with an impressive assortment of consoles underneath it, including a Nintendo 64, a Famicom, a Super Famicom, a Gamecube, a Playstation 2, a Wii, a 3DS, and even a Switch. “I told you I was a bit awkward.”
I got down to the floor and started admiring her game library. “No, I mean, this is… I had a room just like this when I was a child!”
Sanae stepped back. “Wait, you did?!”
“Yeah! Except there was a Dragonite plush in the corner. And, there was no Switch, I mean… how did you get that?”
Sanae shrugged. “Sumireko has connections. Cost me a hunk of gold from Former Hell to get my hands on it.” She picked up her 3DS. “And it’s too bad I can’t play online with anyone, ‘cause I think everyone would crumple to my Pokemon Sun team!”
“Is that so?” I said. “What is it, if I don’t mind asking?”
“Eh?” She looked at me, confused. “Well, my starter was Litten, ‘cause it was a cute little cat, then it grew all big into an Incineroar. I also have the cover legendary, Solgaleo obviously. The rest of the team’s a Magnezone, a shiny Gyarados, a Lucario, and one of the new Eeveelutions they added in that game, Aerleon. I swear, they’re gonna make one for every type, I know it!”
“I remember when people feared Mewtwo’s name,” I said. “Now you’re uncool if you still think he’s the most powerful Pokemon.”
“They just keep upping the bar,” Sanae said. “First they make God, then they make Rayquaza stronger than God.”
I started looking through Sanae’s collection of games, keeping in mind the hint Remilia gave me: that a machine, most likely a video game console, had the answer I sought. I felt the N64 games were as good a place as any to start. Let’s see, I thought to myself. What do we have here? Jet Force Gemini, F-Zero X, Goldeneye, Star Fox, Paper Mario, Banjo-Tooie, Sin & Punishment, Yoshi’s Story, Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart-
I stopped for a moment, then picked it up and held it out in front of me like a child when I found it. “This… I loved this game when I was little!”
“Oh, that? I haven’t played it in a while, but I really liked it too. Kirby’s always so fun, huh? Go on a colorful adventure with cute characters, then fight freaky monsters at the end!”
“Yeah! I… I…” Control yourself and remember your mission, dammit. You’re here looking for information, not to indulge in childhood memories with a halfway-insane green-haired girl.
…fuck it.
Without hesitating, I slammed the cartridge into the console, turned on the TV, and within a minute I was dashing through the verdant field as Kirby, wasting no time getting the Bomb + Fire ability where he explodes like fireworks to collect that one crystal shard, all as the music filled the room, and I felt like I was five again. Me and Sanae were giggling like schoolgirls as Kirby led his friends on an adventure to take back Ripple Star from Dark Matter.
Stage two, the autumn forest. If you all recall, at the end of this stage, you fight the painter who attacks by summoning monsters which she paints on her canvas. “What was her name again?” Sanae asked. “I feel like I always forget.”
“Hm… oh, yes! Her name is Adeliene,” I said. “I remember because she was based on Ado from-”
A distinctive glow emanated from my jacket.
“Wha?” Sanae looked at me.
I looked at the glow, and let it die down after a minute. “Oh, uh, I found something on the way here which glows sometimes. Yeah, like a magical rock or something. Pretty cool, right?”
“...odd,” Sanae shrugged. Pot hello kettle, I thought to myself again. “Anyway, let’s continue!”
“Right.” To avoid arousing suspicion, I continued playing with her for a few hours, first getting to the end and beating Zero Two, then switching over to Super Smash Bros. and doing a few rounds, with myself usually playing Kirby and Captain Falcon, while she went with Pikachu and Samus. I stayed late enough that Kanako returned and we had dinner together, before I saw myself off, waving goodbye and thanking them for the good time.
Back at the shop, back as Goro Akechi, I wasted no time pulling the key back out and testing the keywords:
ADELIENE BELLESOLEIL [Patchouli Knowledge]
VOILE
DRAGON’S LAIR
pancakeman: Everyone, we have our target’s name: Adeliene Bellesoleil.
seeingstars: Holy shit, wow. That’s Patche’s real name, huh?
godlygeneral: I would imagine she would be very nonplussed to learn her name has been leaked.
turbogranny: Congratulations, Crow. You’ve done it again. Where would we be without you?
turtlepower: Probably getting completely mind-controlled by Ethos and whoever’s sitting at the top of it calling shots.
jacktheripper: So does that mean we’re ready to barge in and kill shit??
ghostmochi: Someone’s eager.
pancakeman: Let’s not be hasty. I know we face a deadline, but we mustn’t go in unprepared, either. Let’s all use tomorrow to make sure we’ve got all of our supplies, including new weapons and medicine, and perhaps also train in the Metadeck to ensure our skills are sharp for whatever challenges lie ahead.
turtlepower: Good idea. We should go ahead and use up that Battle Memory of Okumura that we got out of Jose’s pile. I’ll also get to work building new guns and forging new toys for us to play with.
seeingstars: I’ll go round up some stuff for medicine. With Cyclone and Doc on our side now, we’ll be better prepared than ever.
jacktheripper: I’ll make sure we’ve got only the best.
godlygeneral: I’ll meet up with my superiors as well as Seiga tomorrow to make sure I’m not needed. Things have been fairly peaceful lately, but in the Animal Realm things can escalate on a dime.
redorblue: Knowing her, I’m confident she can handle it.
autumnsky: By the way, I take it the flight test went well?
pancakeman: Very well. So did the visit with Sanae.
seeingstars: Did she show you her Pokeymans or something?
pancakeman: Yes.
seeingstars: Yeah, she does that with everyone. Sorry.
pancakeman: It’s okay, in fact we share many of the same interests.
jacktheripper: I actually watched you the whole time you were tearing up the skies. You hit the barrier around five times. I could tell because your waves were interfering with those of the barrier.
autumnsky: All things considered, you did a lot better than I expected. I could still beat you in a race, though.
pancakeman: I accept your challenge.
turtlepower: So, tomorrow then?
ghostmochi: Sounds like it.
pancakeman: Then, let’s meet up tomorrow afternoon.
seeingstars: Alright, goodnight, y’all.
About an hour later, as I got ready for bed, another message pinged on my communicator. I went to check who it was.
heianrose: Hello, Goro. Can you see this?
pancakeman: I can, but who are you?
heianrose: I am Kana. I’ve made up my mind.
pancakeman: And?
heianrose: Where should I meet you tomorrow?
pancakeman: I can come meet you, then lead you to Genbu Ravine.
heianrose: Thank you.
pancakeman: Welcome to the team.
Notes:
Would have posted this yesterday had the Archive not shut down to let the server hamsters have a juice box. Also posting from my phone.
Also, Sanae's team is the same as Reimu's in my other fic.
Chapter 98: Something About A Rose
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Goro
I was focusing on cleaning up and organizing the shop, when the bell rang, and in walked Kana.
“Hello, Kirisame-san,” Kana bowed. “Is Goro here?”
“Right over there,” Masato said. We turned to face each other.
“Good morning, Kana,” I said. “You seem rather raring to go today.”
“Oh?” Masato wondered.
“We made plans to go out together later,” Kana said.
Masato smiled. “Ohoho, is that so?”
“Just as a favor,” I clarified. “Nothing more.”
Masato chuckled. “Well, of course it is. Just make sure to be a gentleman, alright?”
“I promise,” I bowed.
“Still just as womanizing as ever, aren’t you?” Kana asked. “No wonder Marisa is such a rapscallion, she got it from you.”
“Perhaps, perhaps.” He began washing dishes. “Goro, I still have you for about fifteen minutes. Why don’t you brew her some tea and make her comfortable?” I went into the kitchen and brewed up a pot for all of us. I wanted to keep it short, so that we could get straight to taking on the Fortress, but also relaxed and cordial. We made small talk, with Masato wanting to make sure Kana and her mother were doing okay following Gouki’s passing. Kana told him that she was still a bit sad about his death, but was doing alright otherwise, and she also understood that Masato himself was still silently grieving his old friend who ultimately gave into the desires Masato had warned him to shake, both of his own doing, and that of… certain dark forces, forces which we hoped to defeat so that more people wouldn’t fall into their worst instincts.
Once Masato cut us loose, we went straight for Genbu Ravine. By now, the Tengu knew I was one of theirs, and the kappa trusted me as a strong ally, safeguarding Kana from youkai with any ideas of harming her while in my presence.
Kana looked around. “You know, I’ve never been to this part of Gensokyo before, but this area seems… familiar, somehow.”
“How so?” I asked.
“I mean, ever since that day, I’ve been getting… What do they call it, deja vu? It’s like I somehow remember being in all these places, even though I could swear up and down that I’ve never left the village for most of my life.”
“Your Persona serves to protect you from distortions,” I explained. “Especially given how you awakened yours, through a desire to seek the truth. Perhaps you had been blinded by lies before, and now that facade is steadily being worn away.”
“But… What could that… mean?” she asked, uncertain.
I shook my head. “That’s a question you’re going to have to find the answer to yourself. But I promise to help you, in any way I can.”
Kana smiled. “Thank you.”
Arriving at Nitori’s cave, I lifted Kana onto my back and jumped across the river to the entrance. Unlike the rest of the team, Kana was a normal human with no special powers, so I knew extra care would have to be taken to ensure she got to our meetings and anywhere else we needed to go safely. She already proved that she had fighting spirit and determination, so I wasn’t at all concerned that she could hold her own in the Metaverse so long as she didn’t charge in blindly. After all, once in there, all of us were on mostly the same level.
Inside the cave, I could see everyone else was already in there, including our special guest, Morgana.
“What kept ‘ya?” Marisa asked.
I stepped aside and introduced Kana to the group. “I’d like you all to meet our newest ally, Kana Samaon.”
“Er, hi,” Kana waved.
“Wait…” Marisa, Reisen, Youmu, Aya and Nitori turned to her. “Are you-”
“I’ve vowed to face the distortion threatening Gensokyo, to find out the truth about my father’s death,” Kana said. “Because of that, I want to fight alongside you all.”
“I’m sorry, who?” Byakuren asked.
“Oh, yeah,” Marisa said. “So, this girl… is our rogue Persona-user. And we kinda saved her butt from a powerful shadow, or rather Reisen did.”
“Ehehe, don’t mention it,” Reisen said.
Morgana walked up to her. “I can tell you’ve got a lot of motivation.”
“A… cat?” Kana wondered.
“He’s a special guest from Outside,” Youmu said, “taking Reimu’s place on our team while she’s away on a break.”
“Also, he’s a member of the Phantom Thieves group that I was part of for a time,” I said.
Kana looked back at Morgana. “I mean, of course there’s talking cats here in Gensokyo, too, but still, I don’t often run into them.”
“I’ll… forgive the cat comments for now,” Morgana said. “But, yeah, as they said, I’m filling in for her while she’s out taking a break.”
“I did hear she was going to be away for a while,” Kana replied. “Word is that she… ah, recently found out about her heritage?”
All of us shot up. “Wait, so you already know?” Marisa said.
“Gossip spreads quickly, and besides, most people already figured she wasn’t ‘normal’ anyway,” Kana said. “But, it hasn’t changed anyone’s opinion of her. Some people still trust her, others will just keep calling her the ‘youkai shrine maiden’ like they always have, just a bit more literally this time, but no one wants her gone or anything.”
“Geez,” Morgana said. “People here sure are different. They’re nicer, more understanding, certainly a lot more tolerant of weird stuff… Of course, if youkai existed Outside in large numbers, people would probably get used to it eventually. Maybe.”
Mamiko stood up. “We haven’t introduced ourselves. I am Mamiko Shinshou, a servant of Alice-sama. I used to be a shadow enslaved by Ethos, before being saved by the Day Breakers.”
“I’m Nitori Kawashiro, one of the kappa here in the ravine. I’ve set up my home to serve as our hideout.”
“I’m Byakuren Hririji, the priestess of the Myouren Temple. I joined this group after they saved me from distortion as well.”
“And I am Toyosatomimi no Miko. I joined in order to change the heart of my friend.”
Kana smiled. “I see. Thank you, everyone. I hope I can be a great member of the team.”
“Don’t sweat it,” Marisa said. “Now, then, Nitori. You said you got another Battle Memory ready for us to tackle?”
“Of course,” Nitori nodded. “Wanna go now?”
“You bet,” Everyone nodded.
I turned to Kana. “What about you?”
“Me?”
“We don’t do anything without a unanimous vote,” Mamiko explained. “We have a training deck where we can practice battling.”
“Oh. Um… sure?”
“Ah, c’mon, ‘ya gotta say it with conviction!” Marisa smiled.
Kana chuckled. “Same as always, aren’t you? Then, yes, let’s do it.”
“Alright then, let’s head out!” Nitori said.
As we walked into the Metadeck, Morgana looked around. “This place is…”
“Our own personal training ground,” I said. “Where we can sharpen our skills and try out new strategies.”
“Wow, wish we had something like this,” Morgana replied. “A safe place to practice and level up our thiefiness.”
“I built it myself,” Nitori said. “I can create custom scenarios, or load up one of the many ‘Battle Memories’ that we get from Jose. Each one of those memories has a fight that you guys, the Phantom Thieves, did before.”
“Is that… so?” Morgana asked.
“Yes, so we all know how awful your opponents were,” Youmu said. “Because we’ve fought them too, sort of. Maybe.”
“But,” I added, “there’s always a twist: the battle never goes exactly how it did before, in order to keep us on our toes, and seemingly also to prevent me from simply telling everyone how to win the fight.”
Marisa looked around. “Ah, before we forget, we should prolly tell ‘er our codenames.”
“Yes, Goro mentioned those as well,” Kana said. “I already came up with one for myself: Rose. A beautiful flower, covered in thorns, ready to make the battlefield bloom in the blood of my fallen foes.”
“Nice,” Marisa grinned. “Well then, in that case, the name’s Starburst, the bursting light of the Day Breakers. By the way, Reimu goes by ‘Seraph,’ the angelic judge of the Day Breakers.”
“I am Fury, the cold blade of the Day Breakers.”
“Doktor, the eyes and ears of the Day Breakers.”
“Bull, the steadfast guardian of the Day Breakers.”
“Priest, the righteous rider of the Day Breakers.”
“Raven, the shadowy hunter of the Day Breakers.”
“King, the brave tactician of the Day Breakers.”
“Cyclone, the violent wind of destruction… of the Day Breakers.”
“And I, of course, am Crow, the clever leader of the Day Breakers.”
Kana nodded. “I will take care to remember them.”
“Hey, I have a code name, too, and the name’s Mona,” Morgana said.
Nitori floated up in the air. “Alright, I’m gonna start the simulation. Just a reminder, the holograms can’t hurt you, even though it will feel like they will if they land a hit. Even so, don’t forget to treat them like real foes, okay?”
“Got it,” Marisa said, as the scene booted up and revealed the inside of Okumura’s treasure room. The characters all loaded in, including Morgana, making this the only time so far that a member of the team got to see themselves represented in the memory.
“This is kinda freaky,” Morgana said, watching his own monologue to Okumura while the other Thieves bar Haru were trapped. “Who do you think made this?”
“We don’t know,” I shrugged. In the corner, I could see where I, as Black Mask, was camping out watching the fight… the first time a fight where I was present included this detail. Perhaps since I had admitted to being Black Mask, the simulations saw no need to hide it? In any case, his holographic double shot the remote out of Okumura’s hand, freeing the other Thieves, and causing Okumura to proclaim how they weren’t getting out of here alive. The holographic Thieves disappeared, leaving us to step up and take him on ourselves.
Like the original battle, Okumura led off by summoning some of his Corporobos to fight on his behalf. Unlike the original fight, there was seemingly no time limit, affording us the ability to think and strategize when the Phantom Thieves could not.
“These ones are weak to Fire and Wind,” Nitori said.
“Er… we’re kinda short a Fire user right now,” Marisa realized. “So unless Raven and Mona wanna double up, how do we-”
“Leave it to me,” Kana said. “Come, Neo!” She summoned a figure in a trench coat, dark glasses, and wielding two guns, which cast Maragion to knock down all the enemies before finishing them off with Megido.
“Oh, wow, awesome!” Aya said. “Now that’s some serious power you got!”
“Wanna see more?” Kana asked, before turning back to the holographic Okumura, who took the time to introduce his twisted, green-skinned cognitive Haru.
“My father’s orders are absolute,” she said obediently.
“That’s right Haru, an Okumura daughter should- hey, are you all even paying attention?!”
“Er, no,” Reisen said. At that point, the battle music cut out and seemed to give way to something akin to Simian Segue. “Because honestly, I’m not interested in slaughtering a bunch of mindless goons fighting for some high and mighty corporate asshole. Turn into a dragon first or something, and then we’ll talk.”
“Grr… then, how about this!!” He summoned the next wave of Corporobos, and the music started back up, except it was ‘It’s a Small World After All.” The enemies started to attack, only to be halted by Marisa holding up her hand and shouting “hold up a second!” She looked up toward Nitori. “‘Ey, what the hell are ‘ya doin’ up there?!?”
“Oh, uh, sorry.” Nirori flipped through the music, trying to find the track she was playing before. Various snippets played, including (according to the prompt up near the ceiling) “Silence” by Hatsune Miku, “Night of Nights,” a really bad amateur guitar cover of the Super Mario theme, a random pop song in French, and “Bad Apple,” before finally cycling back to what she had playing, “Blooming Villain.”
“Okay, sorry about that everyone,” she said. “Back to work!”
“Ayayaya…” Aya groaned, before taking her rifle up and shooting a Corporobo in the head, allowing Youmu and Reisen to follow up with attacks from their respective elements to eliminate the others. So far, the battle was progressing as the real one had: Shadow Okumura summoned robots to fight on his behalf, throwing occasional buffs at them while the cognitive Haru showered him with robotic praise. It put me on edge. What’s the twist? I thought to myself. Eventually, he brought in the Corporobo-EM, which, again, fought exactly as before, however we were able to destroy it before it got to use its Big Bang Challenge attack.
“Argh… you defiant rebels!” Okumura shouted.
“Once you run out of cannon fodder to hide behind, you’re not so tough, are you?” Mamiko snarled. “You’re no leader, seeing your soldiers as tools, refusing to inspire them except through fear to keep them in line.”
“Soldiers… wait, I still have one!” He turned to the cognitive Haru. “Haru, as an Okumura daughter, I want you to remember: Overcome failure at any cost, even if it means betraying others.”
She paused, then glared at him. “Like you?”
“Er-” Before he could react, she kicked the bottom of the hover chair’s power unit, causing Okumura to fly uncontrollably into space, before she whipped out a rocket launcher, aimed at Black Mask, then shot a rocket which made him explode into a misty pile of gore, which was the only time my team noticed him.
“What the hell?!” Reisen shouted.
Haru then jumped into the air. A moment later, Nitori shouted, “GET BACK!” With no time to react, I dodged right, while the others dodged left, as Haru, now in her Metaverse outfit, crashed down with a giant ax, before jumping back, snapping her fingers, and summoning a forcefield which trapped me in with her.
“What’s going on here?!?” Byakuren asked desperately.
Haru put on a face mask which was metal and looked like it had sharp teeth, before proclaiming: “I wasn’t able to rebel against my Father’s distorted heart, and force him back to being the kind man he once was. Now, I will make right what went wrong… and that starts by killing you, my father’s murderer!”
“...wha?” Kana shook in place, hearing this revelation for the first time. “Did… Crow, did you…?”
“We’ll talk later,” Marisa said. “He’s gotta win this one first.”
I looked at my opponent, the embodiment of Haru’s rage against the man who took her father’s life at the behest of his own bastard dad. This was the fight’s twist: being forced to confront her fury, alone.
“...very well.” I stayed calm and level-headed, drawing my gun. “Let’s see how sincere your hatred against me really is. Surely, you will win if you are willing to sacrifice everything to get your revenge.”
“DIE, FUCKHEAD!!!” She came swinging, literally, spinning around the arena trying to grind me into little pieces while I jumped and dodged, only stopping when she got dizzy and had to take a moment, allowing me to get some hits in. Next, she pulled out the heavy weapons, summoning her Persona to pelt me with minigun fire, again forcing me to Naruto-run around the arena to avoid the bullets, then quickly switching to Red Rider to tank her Psiodyne attack.
“Geez laweez, she’s giving him a real workout, that’s for sure!!” Marisa exclaimed.
“I’ve already got my finger over the abort button, just in case,” Nitori said.
“Is this really how deep-seated her anger toward him is?” Youmu asked.
“Iunno, but I’ll tell ‘ya what,” Reisen said in her raspy “Jack the Ripper” voice. “She’s my kinda fighter.” Everyone else watched in silence, including a stunned Kana, as Haru assaulted me with grenades, rockets, and even shockwaves from her ax. At one point, I managed to injure her, ripping off some of her tights and one of her gloves to reveal claws and exposed mechanical muscle, almost like some kind of Terminator-Haru… then the prompt on the ceiling flashed and named her “Compleated Haru.” Ah, I understood… a version of Haru overcome by single-minded hatred and vengeance… brought into existence by me.
Once I felt like I had her on the ropes, she jumped back, summoned her Persona once more, then gathered lots of blue-and-white energy in front of her guns. Realizing what this meant, I quickly sidestepped the coming attack, a unique version of Megidolaon which took the form of a wave-motion gun, blasting a hole in the side of the spaceship, as well as shattering the forcefield. Once the attack finished, her Persona disappeared and she was left tired and weak. I used the opportunity to knock her toward the edge of the arena, causing her to hang on by one hand.
I walked over and stepped on her hand, then looked down. “Seems you’re not as committed to your cause as I had believed. I believe in my cause, my justice, my will to reform myself into a better person. Come back when you’re truly ready to take revenge. I’ll be waiting.” With that, I kicked her off, sending her into the abyss below.
“You… mother… fucker…”
Once she was gone, the simulation ended, and our prizes appeared in the center of the Metadeck, as usual. However, no one was interested in the treasure right now, as there was an elephant in the room, and I needed to address it.
Kana stepped forward, and I met her in the middle. She looked at me, and asked sharply, “I want you to tell me the truth: did you kill her father?”
“Yes,” I said, without hesitation. “And, that was not my only crime I committed out there. Would you like to hear my full, true story?”
Kana nodded quietly.
“Alright.” I proceeded to reveal everything: my past as Black Mask, my working for the Conspiracy, my run-ins with the Phantom Thieves, my manipulation by a God of Control, and the true story of how I came to Gensokyo, and everything I had done since then.
“...and that is how I came here, and how I resolved to change.” I sighed. “I had meant to tell you when the time was right. I just never expected to do so in this context..”
“...I see,” Kana said.
I stepped back. “I’m sorry for keeping the truth from you before. Now then, if you want to leave the group and never associate with me again, you may do so now. I won’t force you to do anything.”
Kana thought for a moment, then started walking back and forth. “So… You were abandoned and lonely as a child, by an Oni no less, and left to be played by him and some kind of god like a puppet. With nowhere else to turn, you did their bidding, killing rivals and driving others insane to his benefit, all to gain respect.” She turned to me. “In other words, you pulled the trigger because you felt like you had to, and once you were able to escape that, you were able to show the side of you that I got to know… is that right?”
…
“...It is,” I replied, “but… You’re not accusing me of being an evil person?”
“I’ve seen people in the Village become evil because of their fear,” Kana explained. “Like the fortune-teller. Everyone knows him, and how Reimu executed him. Yes, you killed, but only because you were forced to, felt like you had to destroy the society that fucked you… then Ren came along, as you said, and made you question everything. Now you’re here, fighting against the darkness. I ask you: is that something a weak person would do?”
I stepped back again. “Wait… you mean…”
“Rose, never seen that side of ‘ya before,” Marisa said.
“She’s very thoughtful,” Byakuren said. “Almost like…”
Kana pulled out her trident, and pointed it at me. “Prove to me that you aren’t a weak person.”
I fixed my tie. “If you promise to come along with us, I will have many chances to prove it.”
Kana smirked, then lowered her weapon. “I guess mom’s trust in you isn’t misplaced.” She walked over to the treasure pile. “I guess this is our reward for winning. Should we split this?”
Marisa thought, then said, “actually, you keep it all.”
“What the- Starburst, you’re forfeiting treasure?!?” Nitori said in shock.
“Should we get you checked out?” Reisen said. “Or are you just someone who looks like Starburst, who would never give up treasure!”
“It ain’t that,” Marisa said. “It’s just… look, ‘yer the one who killed Seija, right?”
“Um… kind of?” Kana replied.
“‘Ya seriously didn’t know there was a bounty on her head, dead or alive, worth more dead??” Marisa shouted, before sighing, “...well, then again, I suppose it wasn’t advertised too well in the Village. Anyhow, Kasen gave the reward money to Reimu in case the killer was found, then Reimu gave the money to me before she left for Tokyo. So, you take the treasure, I’ll put the reward into our supply fund. Deal?”
Kana nodded. “Deal.”
“Cool. Just don’t go causin’ more mental shutdowns, that really made us shit our shorts,” Marisa grinned.
Morgana bounced up and groaned. “Man, you’re not like Lady Ann at all. You’re crass, straightforward, abrasive… but I guess you’re charming in your own way.”
“Eh, don’t mention it,” Marisa said. “I’m happy to be me, no matter what anyone else thinks.”
“Yeah…” He looked back at where the fight took place. “I wonder if that’s how Haru really felt after her father died, especially once she found out Crow…” He shook his head. “Well, that doesn’t matter now. What matters… is our next target.”
“Right.” Marisa stepped forward. “So, here’s how it’s gonna work: tomorrow, we’ll meet up at the Shrine. Sakuya will meet us there and lead us straight to Patche’s door. It’s a little tricky to get in, since the distortion doesn’t extend far past the door itself, and we’ll start kinda far from the core, but since we can’t break in otherwise, it’ll hafta work.”
“So you’ve been inside already,” Mamiko said.
“‘Ey, I can do some scouting with Sakuya before we go in for real to case the joint, can’t I?”
“Well, it is a good idea to make sure the initial infiltration goes smoothly,” Morgana said. “And it sounds like you were smart enough to keep it short, unlike… er, me sometimes.”
“See, even he thinks I’m right!”
Aya coughed. “Er, sure, you totally are.”
“So, we’ll meet at the Shrine tomorrow?” I asked.
“Sounds like it,” Reisen said.
“Then, it’s settled.” I looked down at Morgana. “Don’t be late. Remember, you made a deal with us.”
“Pssh, when have I ever been late to a mission?” We all chuckled, then went our separate ways for the night.
I guided Kana back home, through the ravine and the vast farm fields. Before she went back in she turned to me.
“Thank you for today,” she said.
“You’re welcome. And, I’m glad you understand my story.”
“The Village elders all told me not to immediately judge people by their appearance, or actions,” she said. “Actually, someone, I don’t know who, once gave me an important piece of advice.”
“What did they say?” I asked.
“They said, ‘everything can be seen from multiple perspectives.’ The same person can be good, evil, hard-working, lazy, righteous and weak, all without contradiction because we’re all too complicated to be neatly categorized or stereotyped. It made me think about my own weaknesses, and avoid assuming the worst of other people… But, I can’t think of who told me that, or when. All I know is… someone did.”
I held her shoulder. “We have a deal. I promise to show you that I can be a strong, just person. I also promised to help you answer the question motivating you, even if you don’t know what the question is.”
Kana smiled. “Thank you. If we do find that answer, it’ll be because we fought together.” She then leaned in and kissed me on the cheek. “Just promise not to go berserk over spilled pancakes, alright?”
I groaned. “I’m not a child.”
Kana winked and stuck out her tongue. “Prove it.” She then went back into her house.
Walking back to the Village, I thought about Kana’s behavior ever since she awakened to her Persona. Certainly, a drive for justice, but also cold, worldly logic for a farm girl in rural Japan around my age, a slight air of playfulness, trickery and manipulation, and an inkling of a life she seemed to have memories of having, but which also seemed never to have existed.
Perhaps it was just her Persona causing more of her ‘true self’ to emerge, like most Persona-users… or perhaps there was something else going on under the surface.
Chapter 99: Raiders of the Lost Will Seed
Notes:
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Chapter Text
4/27
Goro
“So I heard Reimu’s out of town for a few days,” Masato said as I washed dishes.
“She needed to take a break,” I replied. “In fact, we all insisted that she take a break, so she’s taking a trip to Tokyo. I asked her to come back with non-conveyor belt sushi. Marisa is taking over most of her duties while she’s away.”
“I see,” Masato said. “Well, I suppose we all need to take some time off now and then. I don’t know if I would want to go to Tokyo, even if I could, but if that’s what she wants to do, then good for her. How’s Marisa?”
“She’s fine,” I said. “We’ve been doing plenty of things together. As friends, I mean.”
Masato smiled. “Seems you’re opening up a new side to her. Perhaps she’ll finally come back to visit me…” He paused. “I’ve been waiting for her to come back to me herself. I’ve always felt like she’ll just push me away otherwise. So… I know I’ve told you this before, but make sure she’s doing alright, okay? And don’t forget to remind her that her old man would like to see her every now and then…”
“If it means anything, I believe she could be working up to that point,” I said. “She did go to Gouki’s funeral while you were there, after all.”
Masato sighed. “Gouki… I always told him that he’d get into trouble one of these days if he kept up with his antics, and look what happened. A youkai attack, almost as though someone or something shoved a bunch of swords into his heart.” He turned to me. “I trust Kana and her mother are doing alright?”
“As much as they can,” I said. “We’ve been talking more frequently since then, and I feel she’s starting to open up more.”
“Hehe,” Masato chuckled. “Just make sure you don’t break too many hearts.”
“I know…”
The bell rang, and Keine entered. “Good morning, Masato.” She looked at me. “Oh, hey, it’s been a little while, hasn’t it?”
“Indeed it has,” I said. “I’ll go ahead and make some tea.”
“Oh, haha, I wasn’t here to visit for a while, but if you insist…” Keine sat down. “I was just going to see if you had any extra plates and bowls for my students.”
“We should have plenty,” I said. “A man came by recently with some old dishes since he found some newer ones which fell in from Outside.”
“Oh, wonderful.” We sat down and visited for a while, with Masato talking about recent customers, and Keine sharing school stories. By the time Keine got ready to leave, it was almost time for me to “clock off” myself, so Masato simply let me go and I followed Keine back to the schoolhouse. Once there, I decided to have a little fun, telling her about some of what I was really up to.
“Thanks for having me,” Keine said. “A lot of the kids are helping their parents on the farm today, so I gave everyone the day off.”
“No problem,” I nodded. “Also, I wanted to show you something interesting.”
“What is it-”
*BOMF*
“Ack!” Keine coughed. “What on Earth was… that…”
I bowed. “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Hatsuko Himekaidou.”
Keine tilted her head. “Whaaaat… how did you…” She shook her head. “If I had to guess, something with the doctor? Wouldn’t surprise me.”
“Maybe, maybe not,” I replied.
Keine chuckled. “You know, when I first brought you here, I somehow felt like you’d be a lot of trouble, and here we are: a shapeshifter.”
“Oh, I’ve got even more tricks up my sleeve,” I said, before filling the room with smoke again and turning into a coyote.
“Oh, a dog this time? A small wolf perhaps? How… interesting…” She trailed off, and seemed to lose herself in thought.
I turned back to normal and asked her, “is something the matter?”
Keine hesitated to speak. “Oh, no, it’s just, well ...since you’re already aware of youkai goings-on here in Gensokyo, I suppose I can trust you to know my other secret. Mokou knows, and so does Reimu, and Marisa, and, well, most people who don’t live in the Village. Everyone says I would be a great mother and wife, but… there’s always been something which keeps me from becoming either of those things.”
“Oh?”
“Yes. You see, I…” She paused again. “...I was born with a curse. Nobody really knows why, or how, not even the Yama. Every full moon, I turn into a beast known as a Hakutaku, a sort of cow-beast, with a thirst for blood which I can’t control. You may recall how my parents disowned me? Well… that is why.”
“I… I see,” I said, trying to hide the fact that I fought with her that night.
“I bring this up because that dog you turned into resembled one which I fought the night of the last full moon,” she explained. “It was rather crafty, almost as if…” She paused, before continuing. “Anyway, there’s more to my story. Normally, I can hide history, but in that form, I can create history, and see history before me. I’ve been hiding it from you, but… I did get the urge to read your history, and-”
“So you know of my shameful past,” I replied. “Which, by extension, would mean you also know about…”
“I had my suspicions that you were hiding something, but when I saw what you were hiding, I cried. A person, a youkai even, who was put through everything that you were, left to fend for yourself, taken advantage of by corrupt forces and allowed to give in to your rage, inflict pain and despair, without impunity… Certainly, if I thought you were a threat to the Village, a threat to Gensokyo, I would have killed you myself, but I realized that you weren’t, and that you’re simply trying to move on and redeem yourself after all that, being made to kill others at the behest of corrupt men, such as your father…”
I looked down. “You sound like mine isn’t the only sorrowful and blood-soaked past you’ve read.”
“Mokou’s, too,” Keine replied. “She’s been through a lot herself, a bastard child left to the dogs, bearing every reason to rage against the world… but who also found it within herself to raise me, a scared and weak child whom she would certainly outlive, into a strong and capable woman. I’ve struggled to fit into the Village since then, knowing that any man who saw my beast form would call me a monster and tell everyone else, who would run me out, and then I would truly be alone. My part-youkai nature gets harder to hide by the year, too, since even though I may look and sound like a young woman, I’m actually past 40. So… it’s comforting to me to finally meet someone who knows what that’s like.”
“My childhood was one of loneliness and not having a place to belong,” I said. “I formed a strong sense of justice and independence early on, but I still rue not having close friends when I was little. Not until I was about to graduate from high school, two years after I had started my rampage as Black Mask, did I finally meet the male friend I should have had all this time.”
“‘Black Mask,’ huh? A fitting name, for someone who committed crimes in that world… What was all of that about, anyway? I feel like the more I read into it, the less I understand. Shadows, a ‘Metaverse’ full of people’s desires, Personas… I never thought an Outsider would bring so many surprises with them.”
I looked out the window. “I would love to stay and chat, but I have people waiting for me to go on a mission in the Metaverse. I’m certain you know of the Day Breakers as well too, no?”
“Sort of,” Keine replied.
“Then, how about this? Once we finish our current mission, we’ll sit down and formally discuss everything.”
“That would be perfect,” Keine replied. “I would love to hear more about your story.”
“Then it’s a date,” I said. “Until we meet again.”
“Until then, indeed.”
When I arrived at the Shrine, everyone else except for a certain someone had already beaten me there.
“What kept ‘ya?” Marisa asked.
“I got stuck in traffic,” I replied. I looked around. “By the way, we’re still missing someone…”
“Someone call for me?” Morgana used his paw to open the shrine door part way and slip out. “Sorry it took me a bit, it was a bit muddy.”
“No problem at all, my feline friend,” Reisen said.
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that,” Morgana said.
Sakuya stood front and center. “Now then, I suppose you’re all ready to start your mission?”
“Been ready for a few days now,” Nitori said, spinning a screwdriver around in her hand.
“Then, let’s do it.” Sakuya raised her hand, we got up, and spacetime warped around us until we found ourselves right in front of the library’s heavy oak doors.
“Whoa, what is this??” Morgana exclaimed. “It’s like we were teleported here!”
“That’s just Sakuya for ‘ya,” Marisa said, before producing a sack full of books. “As promised, payment for the help.”
Sakuya smiled. “Splendid. I’ll keep these in a safe place for now.”
“Never thought I’d see you actually return the books you ‘borrow,’” Youmu said.
“Happens more than ‘ya might think, my house only has so much space,” Marisa said. “I mean, considerin’ how big the place is, it’s no surprise that most of the books are useless chaff.”
“So you only return books which fail to sate your ever-shifting curiosity,” Miko noted.
“It’s called bein’ efficient,” Marisa replied.
“Let’s not get hung up on idle banter for now,” I said. “We’re on a time limit to complete this mission.”
“Time limit?” Kana asked.
“One of the reasons we’re doing this mission is because we also need to get some holy water from Patchouli to save someone,” Reisen said. “Master thinks she can keep her alive until the 7th before cutting life support, but if we can break Patchouli out of her funk and get her to make some holy water for us, we can save them.”
“Holy water? But, wouldn’t something like that be extremely dangerous for a vampire to be around?” Morgana asked.
“Remilia isn’t like most vampires,” Marisa said. “Not only does she lack most vampire weaknesses, she’s actually religious. She’s got all the Oni weaknesses, though, including beans. So most people think she’s actually a vampire-adjacent Oni and that’s why she’s as strong as she is, and also why she has an affinity for Eastern magic.”
“I… see.”
I spun my key out and prepared to say the magic words. “Let’s be on our way. Now, Marisa, you say you’ve scouted the place already?”
“I have, and, well, there’s an interesting challenge we need to get past first,” she said. “Better to let you see it yourself, don’t worry, we won’t be immediately in danger or anything.”
“If you say so,” I said, before saying the words and causing the world to warp.
The scene was bright, incredibly bright, like what we encountered in Byakuren’s fortress. It was also very hot, and the air bore a slight scent of ozone. As my eyes adjusted to the light, I could see we were at a small desert oasis surrounded by large boulders, with palm trees shading a pool of crystal-clear water.
Mamiko looked around. “A… desert?”
“I thought we were supposed to go to a dragon’s lair,” Youmu said. “This looks more like the middle of the Sahara.”
Morgana stepped forwards to size up the situation. “This could be just like what happened in Futaba’s palace. We couldn’t get inside her room either, so entering the palace even from right outside her door dropped us very far from-”
*KABOOM*
“NYAAA!”
We immediately took cover under the rocks as explosions rang out.
“What the heck was that??” Kana exclaimed.
I climbed up one of the rocks and peeked my head over it to see what was going on. There, up in the sky, I saw it. “Everyone, come take a look.” The rest of the team joined me in watching the unfolding scene: several elephantine shadows wearing Arabian clothes were charging at an army of Girimehkala shadows, with some of them riding magic carpets and dropping bombs on the one-eyed army, while the ground soldiers locked blades with the one-eyed ogres. In the distance, a tall mountain loomed large over the surrounding desert landscape, capped with an imposing gothic castle and with a serpentine dragon circling it.
“Ten bucks says that’s our dragon’s lair right there,” Marisa said.
“Then, why the Arabian theme going on here?” Aya asked. “Seems a bit random if you ask me.”
I thought for a moment, then said, “Patchouli, or rather, Adeliene, does have Algerian heritage from her mother, a collection of Arab and Islamic artifacts, and no doubt texts like Arabian Nights heavily influenced her view on magic, so it’s no surprise that her Fortress would be a gothic castle, representing the manion, in the middle of a desert.”
Miko studied the battle going on before us. “Those elephant beings are fighting their one-eyed counterparts. And they appear to be losing, since their attacks are just being reflected right back.”
“I think those enemies represent Girimehkala,” Byakuren said. “The one-eyed elephant who serves as Mara’s steed. Staring into its eye is said to curse one with misfortune.”
I peeled my eyes and recognized the other elephants as Ganesha shadows. “Those shadows are clearly opposed to them. If we help the Ganesha shadows defeat them, they may prove cooperative. If memory serves, Bless skills will be of the most help, as Girimehkala is weak to them while Ganesha is immune.”
Byakuren summoned her Persona and revved up. “Looks like it’s my turn to ride!” She sped off toward the battle, tossing a Mahama card into the air and circling the Girimehkala shadows to corral them. The attack succeeded in killing most of them, while the Ganesha shadows stepped back in shock as the rest of us moved in for the kill. Youmu was successful in freezing the survivors, allowing Marisa and Byakuren to finish them off with their spells.
As the dust settled, the Ganesha shadows continued to watch us as we regrouped. “Phew,” Marisa said. “Those guys are gonna be real trouble for us to take down, if they’re immune to physical attacks.”
“Indeed, I found them quite bothersome as well in my missions,” I replied. “I tended to rely on making them infight with angelic shadows in order to wear them down.”
“At least we can use my attacks to quickly clear them out,” Byakuren said. “Although, I have to be strategic, since I can focus to increase their strength.”
“We’ll have to keep a close eye on Priest’s stamina then, and pull back in case she gets too tired,” Nitori said.
Morgana smiled. “Nice to see you all well-coordinated and thoughtful.”
“Well, we’re not greenhorns anymore,” Nitori replied. “Now then… what to do about these guys.”
“Oh, right. Ahem.” Marisa stepped forward. “Uh, hey there! We, uh, come in peace, as you can see, beatin’ those guys up for ‘ya.”
The shadows spoke to each other, something in Arabic by the sound of it, before one of them stepped forward. “You! You look just like our leader!”
“...eh???”
“Are you all plotting to infiltrate the lord’s castle?” another shadow asked. “It’s suicide! Impossible! We’ve been fighting her minions for months, she’s plotting to snuff us out for good!”
“What do you mean by that?” I asked them.
“Hmph.” Another shadow, presumably a captain, stepped forward. “It appears you all have designs on taking her on. We’ve been seeking people like you as allies. And, you have one who resembles our leader among you.” He turned around. “Come. We will discuss this matter at our base.”
“Er… alright then.” We followed the captain back to their base, surrounded by his men who apparently did not fully trust us yet. We kept up our guard in case this was a trap, but so far these shadows appeared to be non-hostile.
Their base, as it turned out, was an oasis town in the shadow of a large mesa, featuring an eclectic mix of Arab and French architecture, fitting for someone who claimed heritage from both worlds. Ganesha shadows criss-crossed the streets as we were led into a coffee shop not unlike Cafe LeBlanc, and the captain went straight up to the barkeeper.
“Ah, welcome back, captain,” the barkeep said. “I see you’ve brought guests?”
“Yes, this group saved my men from the lord’s minions,” the captain said, before ordering a mocha and then an Ethiopian blend in that order.
“Wait, why’s he ordering-” Aya started to say, before, instead of making the drinks, the barkeep went over to a tapestry, then rolled it up, revealing a secret passage.
“I get it, it’s actually a password,” I noted.
“We change it daily, so you won’t be able to get an audience with our leader without me,” the captain said to us sternly, before leading us downstairs. Once there, we saw a figure clad in bandit’s attire lounging on a chair being fanned by two shadows.
“My apologies, but we have important guests to introduce you too,” the captain said.
The figure sat up. “Oh really? Guests? Outsiders? We don’t get those too often, ze.”
Marisa instantly recognized them and rushed forward. “What the-” She stood before the figure. “You’re-”
The figure chuckled, then undid their hood, revealing themselves to look just like her.
“That… that must be Patchouli’s cognitive version of Starburst!” Morgana exclaimed.
“She’s dressed like a bandit… well, it makes sense that Patchouli would see her as one,” Nitori said.
“Hm. So, I guess the ‘real’ rat, huh?” Cognitive Marisa said. “Then I guess we have the same mission: stealin’ Patche’s shit.”
“Hey, I borrow her books, y’know? I’ll give ‘em back when I’m dead,” Marisa said.
“Nah, you know and I know the truth,” Cognitive Marisa replied. “It’s not just about seeking knowledge, it’s about the challenge, the thrill, the rebellion of sticking it to a snobby, experienced witch while you seek to become a ‘true’ magician, because you know she won’t respect you otherwise. She doesn’t respect anyone, really. Not you, not Alice, not even her own friend Remilia. That’s why she holes down in that dusty library, keeping that all-too-delicious forbidden arcane knowledge to herself.”
“I, ah…” Marisa stepped back.
“Alas, it’s not to be anymore,” Cognitive Marisa said ruefully. “You know this already, but she’s got the place locked up tight. See that dragon up there? That's Kuzuryu. She summoned it herself to guard her treasure trove of knowledge. Also, she’s got an army of goons who comes down here sometimes to try and drive us away from her territory.” She leaned forward. “But, it seems you all have what it takes to go up there and pull off an epic heist.”
“What is this?” Youmu said. “That Starburst seems rather upfront and bold…”
“This is how Patchouli sees Starburst, as an unapologetic rogue always finding ways to break into her sanctum and steal books,” Reisen said. “Trust me, she used to bust into Eientei to steal things before Eirin struck a business deal with her.”
“Indeed,” I said. “Although… it’s clear she holds a lot of respect for Starburst, unlike Yuyuko’s shadow did for Fury back then.”
“What do you mean?” Kana asked. “She’s not like a shadow?”
“No,” I said. “As we’ve established, this individual represents how Patchouli views Starburst, and is essentially a living doll, not like the shadows which we fight.” I turned back toward Cognitive Marisa. “You are correct in that we’ve come to change her heart.”
“Ahahaha, of course you have.” She slouched back. “Although, I bet even you guys would have trouble taking out Kuzuryu. He’s her strongest minion: he flies, breathes fire, casts demonic spells, and he’s fuckin’ huge. Unless you’ve got a fighter plane or somethin’, you don’t stand a chance.”
“A fighter plane…” Nitori grinned. “Well, as a matter of fact, we do have something like that!”
“Really?” Morgana said.
“Oh yeah, he hasn’t seen it yet,” Nitori said. “C’mon, we’re gonna show you something cool.”
“Wait, you all have a way to fight Kuzuryu?” the captain said.
“We’ve already demonstrated that we can defeat Patchouli’s minions,” Mamiko said. “If we defeat that dragon for you, I assume you would trust us?”
“You prove you can do it, and we’ll be willing to aid you,” Cognitive Marisa said. “Assuming you don’t die, of course.”
“You grossly underestimate our chances,” I smirked.
Back outside, we sized up the situation, and came up with an attack plan.
“Deploy the Arwing!” Nitori called out, before whipping out her remote control and summoning the ship.
“WHOA! Is that real???” Morgana said.
“This is the thing we got for tough jobs,” Marisa smiled. “It sends the security level through the roof, but it’ll wreck just about anything you point it at.”
“What on Earth… do Outside pilots fly these things?” Kana asked.
“Well, no, this is a fantasy creation, it’s a total brick in the real world,” Nitori explained.
I looked at Kuzuryu again, who was still circling the castle atop the mountain. “It wouldn’t be fair for only the pilot to fight that monster alone, so we’ll need to support it from the ground as well. Here’s my plan: Starburst will be the pilot engaging the dragon, and will first try to lure it to the ground. Once it’s close enough, me and Cyclone will grapple onto it and try to find its weakness. Everyone else will stay on the ground as backup in case one member falls, and also to protect the town from any shadows that appear.”
Marisa walked up to the Arwing and shoved her Hakkero into the gun barrel. “Doc helped me upgrade the Hakkero to work better in the Metaverse,” she explained. “Now I can use it as a focus for my Persona’s skill, kinda like how I use it normally. And, as you can see, I can use it as the ship’s blaster, too. Just say the word and we’ll engage that sucker!”
I turned to the others. “All in agreement? This will be a tough target, so if anyone has any suggestions and improvements to share, do so now.”
“Quick question,” Mamiko asked. “Why you and Cyclone in particular?”
“Because,” I replied, spinning out two daggers given to me by Sakuya, “we’ll use our weapons to dig into and crawl across the monster as it flies around in the air.”
“Brutal,” Aya said. “Just try not to fall off.”
“I’ll start scanning for weaknesses once Starburst lures it down to the ground,” Nitori said, “so that you two know where to latch on.”
“I would feel better with a copilot, just in case,” Marisa said, before looking down at Morgana. “Wanna go for a ride?”
Morgana jumped up. “Wha- ME?? I-I hate heights, and is that thing even safe-” Before he could finish, Marisa grabbed him under her arm, jumped into the cockpit, fired up the engines and blasted off toward the dragon. A minute later, as she approached, the dragon took notice and charged at her while firing shots which, while hard to make out at this distance, looked like Eiha-type blasts. Marisa, for her part, retaliated with laser blasts while attempting to lead the dragon down closer to the ground.
“How’s it going up there?” Nitori radioed.
“Well, I’ll tell ‘ya, this guy’s pissed,” Marisa said, weaving and barrel-rolling in between shots while Morgana could be heard in the background screaming in terror. “He’s waaaaay bigger up close than he looks from where you guys are!”
I turned to Aya. “Raven, can your rifle hit from this distance?”
“I haven’t tested it at ranges farther than 100 meters or so,” she replied. “That thing is half a kilometer away at least, wind and time delay will affect my aim at that distance.”
“Give it a try anyway,” I suggested. “If we draw aggro ourselves, that could take the heat off those two.”
“Alright, I’ll try.” Aya took aim, looking for a weak point in the monster’s thick hide. It took her a few moments, before she replied, “I think I see one.” She aimed slightly to the left of where she was pointing before firing. The first shot missed, so she fired again; this time, it seemed to provoke a reaction from Kuzuryu, who flinched, allowing Marisa to fire some more shots before diving back down to the ground, prompting the dragon to give chase.
“Nice shot, Raven!” Marisa said over the radio.
“Don’t mention it,” Aya replied. Me an Reisen got into position, ready to latch onto the monster with our grappling hooks; instead, Marisa chose to fly low to the ground, causing the dragon to partially submerge in the sand while staying hot on her tail. It was brief, but we got our first good view of the dragon: as long as a train, with the mass and kinetic energy of one too, black-and-blood red scales, and a head which looked like that of a demonic snake. Me and Reisen sheathed our grappling hooks, opting instead to simply jump onto its back, Fracktail-style.
As Kuzuryu ascended back into the air, the wind kicked in, forcing us to kneel down and plant our knives to keep put. “Doktor, did you manage to find a weak spot?”
“It was brief, but I got a signal from the top of its head,” Nitori shouted over the mic. “Try and work your way up there!”
“Got it!” Reisen shouted back. Slowly but surely, we struggled up the dragon’s back as it continued to loop and twirl. We could see Marisa coming around to line up another shot at its head.
“Take this!” she said, firing another volley which, interestingly, had a bluish coloration (it had been green) and left ice patches where it struck. We used the crystals from these shots to help us progress, but…
“Did you mean for the lasers to be ice lasers?” I asked over the mic.
“Uh… I don’t think I loaded it with freezer shots,” Nitori said. Kuzuryu shot another Eiha blast at the Arwing, clipping a wing.
“Dammit!” Marisa said. “Thing caught me off-guard, can you guys hurry up there?”
“Why don’t you come over here and stab it in the brain yourself??” Reisen grouched.
“Look, I’m the reason why you guys were able to get on there to start with-”
“NYYYAAAAAAAAA!”
“Let’s move quickly, we’re almost there,” I said. If I hadn’t left my hat behind with Nitori, it would have long since flown off in the violent wind, which was cutting my skin something fierce, almost on par with my first Tengu flight.
After several minutes, we managed to reach the head, our knife blades covered in blood. “Can you see anything, Cyclone??” I shouted over the wind.
Reisen looked around, then saw something. “There!” she pointed with one of her sais. “Something’s embedded in its skull!”
I looked over and saw it: a glowing red-and-tan object right in between Kuzuryu's eyes. Reaching over to it, Kuzuryu turned around and started to line up another shot toward the Arwing while Marisa prepared to retaliate. Gripping the object, the monster suddenly reared back as another laser blast froze its jaws open, giving me the chance to rip the object clean out.
Almost instantly, Kuzuryu roared in pain and began to fall out of the air. Me and Reisen struggled to hold on as it dropped like a bomb.
“We’re gonna crash and die!!” Reisen shouted.
“Not on my watch!” Marisa swooped in from behind, matching Kuzuryu’s falling speed and allowing us to hook on with our grappling hooks. We got off just in time: the mighty beast crashed into the sand, crushing a bunch of Girimehkala soldiers who had been sent down as reinforcements and sending sand and dust everywhere.
Landing safely, me and Reisen hopped off the wings. The cockpit opened, revealing Marisa, and a Morgana who looked like he had just lost eight of his nine lives.
“Nice flying, Starburst!” Aya said.
“Aw, you’re makin’ be blush,” Marisa replied. “‘Sides, it was Crow who brought the thing down in the end.”
“Hey, don’t forget about me!” Reisen said, as we all shared a laugh.
“Haah… haah…” Morgana jumped out of Marisa’s arms and hugged the ground. “I’m never flying in a plane again for as long as I live…”
“By the way,” Miko said, “you seem to be holding something.”
I held up the object I had pulled out of Kuzuryu, and indeed, here it was: the red Will Seed. “It’s one of Patchouli’s Will Seeds. It must have been the source of Kuzuryu’s power.”
“Perhaps Patchouli was controlling it using that thing,” Byakuren said, “since it is tied to her deepest desires.”
“Rather interesting way to use a Will Seed,” Youmu noted. “An implement to tame a beast to guard the castle…”
Then, the ground started shaking.
“Ah-oh!” Kana exclaimed. “Looks like we’re not done yet!”
Sand erupted from the ground behind us, revealing the Kuzuryu, extremely enraged and ready to engage us like a pissed off sand worm.
“Still haven’t had enough, eh?” Marisa said, baring her claws. “Alright then, time for round two!”
“It’s less powerful now, but it’ll still mess us up if we’re not careful,” Nitori said.
“Seems this will be a more conventional fight then,” I said. “Everyone, attack!”
“Roger!” We ran toward the beast to engage it, which wasn’t easy since it could retreat into the sand and then pop out in another location to dodge our attacks. Once again, it resumed using Curse attacks, which I could now properly identify as Eigaon and Mamudoon, the latter forcing Byakuren to stay back while hitting it from afar with Bless skills, which seemed to cause it pain.
“Seems like Bless attacks will work!” I shouted.
“Just finished the analysis,” Nitori said. “Ice too! Just don’t try using Fire or Curse, those won’t work!”
“Oh, well… shit,” Kana said, since those were her elements.
“Don’t get so down, Rose,” I said. “Do you have anything else?”
“Well… I do have this!” She summoned her Persona, who produced two balls of white energy which were then flung towards Kuzuryu, wreathing it in indigo-and-white flames - Megido, obviously - before she followed up with a series of slashing attacks which got progressively stronger with each use.
“That’s the spirit!” Marisa cheered.
“By the way, real quick Rose, you can resist that thing’s Curse attacks, but avoid any Bless attacks we encounter later, that’s your weakness!” Nitori said.
“Is that so? Guess I’m not an innocent little angel after all,” Kana replied, sticking her tongue out again as she pulled back from Kuzuryu, covered in the monster’s blood.
“Take this!” Youmu shouted, lunging at the beast as it reared forward, ready to swallow her whole, before it was interrupted by a Bufudyne attack.
“Nice one, Fury! You hit its weakness!” Nitori said.
“Uh… that wasn’t my Bufudyne,” Youmu said in confusion.
“Eh? Then, uh, Crow, did you do it?”
“No…”
“Then, who was it?”
The monster recovered and charged again, only to be hit with another ice attack, fired from the direction of the parked Arwing. We realized that, somehow, the Hakkero was shooting ice attacks uncommanded.
“Why is it doing that?” Byakuren said.
“Iunno, but it works for me!” Marisa pulled out a spell card. “I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout those strange super moves y’all have been using lately, so I figured out how to do one myself. Check this out!” She crushed the card, leaped into the air, summoned Mima, then the two of them did a dance which caused numerous stars to appear all around. Marisa then did a backflip, landed on the ground, said “Last Word: Stardust Reverie!” and snapped her fingers, causing the stars to explode into lights which damaged and disoriented the dragon, leaving it wide open for a finishing All-Out Attack.
Standing over the fallen dragon, Marisa walked forward, examined it for a bit, then kicked it, to no reaction.
“I’d say it’s down and out,” she said, turning to face us. “Just goes to show you we can’t be beat!”
Kuzuryu’s eyes glowed, the ground shook, and it got back up.
“Uh, Starburst?” Nitori said, pointing.
“Eh?” Marisa turned around, staring the dragon right in the eye. “Oh, uh, yeah! Good fight, ‘ya did your best! Don’t mind me, I was just, uh, checkin’ to make sure you weren’t dead or somethin’! Yeah!”
“Starburst really knows how to be freewheeling and casual in the face of certain death,” Reisen noted.
Suddenly, the dragon spoke: “YOU. I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. YOU HAVE PROVEN YOUR STRENGTH TIME AND AGAIN, AND NOW YOU HAVE PROVEN IT TO ME.”
“...hm? Whaddya mean?”
“YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT, YOU REFUSE TO BE BOUND BY RULES OF LAW, BY ANY ARTIFICIAL SYSTEM, WHICH INSISTS YOU ARE LESS THAN YOU ARE. YOU ACT WITHOUT FEAR OF CONSEQUENCE, AS LONG AS IT’S RIGHT.”
“Oh, hey, whoa whoa whoa, ‘lie’ is a pretty loaded word! I mean, sure, I’m not exactly the most upfront person in the world, but I do keep my promises! ‘Sides, you expect someone as cute as me to just lie all the time and manipulate people?”
Kuzuryu didn’t reply. Instead, it simply looked over at the Arwing, opened its mouth, and breathed what could only be described as “chaos energy” into it, turning it black and red and seemingly powering it up. Once it was done, it turned back to her. “YOU KEEP TRAINING. ONE DAY, I SHALL FULLY BACK YOU WITH MY POWER, ONCE THE HERMIT SAGE RETIRES HER DUTY.” It roared once more, sunk into the sand, then shot up into the sky.
…
“What was that all about?” Youmu asked.
“I don’t know, but-” Mamiko got into attack position. “We have more guests.”
We turned around, and saw an absolute legion of Girimehkala shadows pouring down the mountainside.
“Oh shit!” Marisa said. “We can’t possibly kill all those guys!”
“Agreed, we need to get out of here,” I said. “Let’s go to the hideout and debrief there.”
“Got it,” Nitori said, packing up the Arwing. “Everyone, let’s blow!”
“Goddamn it, that was close,” Marisa panted. “I knew the ship raises the security level, but Christ on a cupcake…”
“But, we wouldn’t have been able to beat Kuzuryu without it,” Miko noted. “So, what now?”
“We’ll need to wait a day or so to let the security level settle back down before we make another attempt,” I said. “Let’s convene back here tomorrow so we can continue the operation.”
I looked over to Reisen, whose lap Morgana decided to occupy while loafed up and purring. “He seems rather content.”
“I don’t really know a whole lot about cats,” Reisen said, “but I think he’s trying to get over Marisa’s manic flying.”
Morgana stretched out, yawned, and jumped on the table. “You could say I’m… finding my zen again. Or something.”
Kana reached over and scratched behind his ears. “You say you’re not a cat, but you really seem to like milking it.”
“Cats are liquids,” Nitori said. “If you don’t agree, then tell me: how can they fit so perfectly into the spaces they get themselves in all the time? Also, they sprawl out like liquids, like when they show you the belly. You know you wanna rub it!”
“I’M NOT A CAT!” Morgana pleaded. “AND I DEFINITELY DON’T LIKE HAVING MY BELLY RUUUuu…” Kana started scratching his belly, and he stretched out completely, so much so that he started doing a strange fish-face with his jaw pulled back and his teeth partially exposed. Everyone laughed at how much he insisted he wasn’t a cat, despite obviously looking and acting like, well, a cat.
"By the way," Byakuren asked Marisa. "I wanted to ask about that 'super move' you used to finish that fight, similar to the ones used by some of us recently."
"Oh yeah, that. Take it away, Nitori."
Nitori held up a spell card. "This is a spell card."
"Dear God," Reisen replied sarcastically.
"There's more. It turns out our spell cards aren't totally useless in the Metaverse, as I used to think. During fights, our emotions and energy build up. If that gets up to a critical point, it's possible for it to release all at once in the form of a special technique which we can't use normally; recall my 'Forbidden Fruit Wave' back when I first awakened. Anyway, me and Marisa figured out that we can use spell cards to channel and control these feelings, and unleash uber-moves once they fully accumulate. We call these moves... Last Words."
"Oh... wow, so just like Last Word spell cards," Aya said. "The really fancy ones we use to close out the fight, either in victory or defeat."
"Exactly!" Nitori said. "I'll show you all how to use them next time. Sorry we couldn't do it earlier, we only just confirmed the hypothesis."
"So in other words, super moves just like our Showtime attacks," Morgana said. "Good to see those didn't completely die with Jose's star."
Marisa picked up her mini-Hakkero, which seemed to have absorbed some of the chaos energy, since now it was similarly black-and-red like the Arwing it was attached to at the time. “Seems the Hakkero got a bit of an upgrade,” she remarked.
“How so?” Nitori asked.
“I can just tell by lookin’ at it and handlin’ it,” Marisa replied. “It was already an extremely powerful magic furnace, but now it feels like it generates, and lets off, almost occultic energies. Certainly lookin’ forward to seein’ what sorta shit it can do now.” She put it away. “Still, whaddya think it was talkin’ about when it said it’d lend me its full power ‘once the hermit sage retired?’ Think it was talkin’ about Kasen? Why would it bring her up?”
We sat there, mulling her words for a moment.
“...could it be that… that dragon is one of the three Guardian Dragons?” Youmu posited.
“Guardian Dragons?” Morgana asked.
“Gensokyo’s barrier was created, in part, with the aid of three dragons, whom each of the Sages formed a pact with,” Youmu explained. “Yukari-sama told this story to me. The dragons were respectively said to be a black Western dragon, a blood-red demonic snake, and a shining, golden Eastern dragon. Kuzuryu fits the profile of the demonic snake, and if you all recall that dragon Reimu fought in the arena, it fits the definition of the black dragon. Both knew a considerable amount about Gensokyo’s past, and both took interest in people who are integral to Gensokyo’s stability.”
“I see,” Mamiko said. “These dragons helped create the Barrier, and watch over it from the shadows… until now, you’re suggesting.”
“I don’t know for certain, but the similarities are uncanny, and cannot be ignored,” Youmu said.
“Hm… I wonder what this could mean,” I added. “During my operation at the Mansion, Remilia spoke of an oracle which Yukari had shortly after the Barrier was created.”
“I think I know which oracle you’re talking about,” Youmu said. “That a big event would happen in Gensokyo’s 132nd year, in the time of the 66th Hakurei.”
“Indeed,” I said. “This year, 2017, is the 132nd year of Gensokyo’s calendar. According to Ran, Reimu is the 66th generation of the Hakurei family. The oracle stated that a ‘Master of Shadow’ would arise to spread chaos and ruin across the land, that three individuals, replacing the current Sages, would put it down, and that these individuals would lead an army of tricksters to the ‘Ancient of Days,’ although it is unclear if these terms refer to the same entity. Whatever the case, those terms could refer to the hidden adversary behind the existence of the Fortresses, which means we could be headed straight for an epic showdown which will irrevocably determine the course of Gensokyo’s future.”
“The oracle refers to three individuals who will replace the Sages,” Miko noted. “If what Youmu is proposing is correct, then the dragons might be testing us in the Metaverse somehow, and so could be staking out Reimu and Marisa as replacements.”
“Why would they do that, though?” Aya asked. “Seems like a lot of trouble, if you ask me.”
“Well, all of the Sages are at least a millennia old, if not older,” Youmu said. “Even someone as powerful as Yukari-sama has an expiration date, after all. And Reimu and Marisa already basically do the Sage’s jobs for them, so of course they’d be perfect candidates to pass the Sage torch onto.”
Marisa’s eyes widened. “Wow. I mean… I know I’m a top-class incident resolver, but I didn’t know that… well…” She shook her head. “This is all just speculation for now. We don’t know anythin’ for sure.”
“She’s right,” Morgana said. “Speculate all we want, that doesn’t change the fact that something big is brewing, and we have no idea what it is.”
“Which is why it is absolutely critical that we are prepared for any contingency,” I said sternly. “Let us adjourn and rest up. We’ll need all our strength for tomorrow.”
Kana stretched. “I never thought I’d get caught up in Gensokyo’s politics, nevermind end up in the middle of a conspiracy that threatens everyone and everything. You’re right, I should head back for now, mother is probably wondering why I’m out so late.”
“And I need to go check on the daily report,” Aya said. “Some hooligans are already trying to mess with the new power lines.”
“Sounds like the energy’s toward headin’ out, so let’s do it,” Nitori said.
“Alright then, goodnight,” Mamiko said.
Back at the Shrine, I took a moment to catch up with Morgana one-on-one. “You really showed your leadership skills back there, Akechi. Seems Joker’s rubbing off on you more than you care to admit.”
I smiled. “He did exude that inspiring aura. And as you can tell, I’m clearly no longer the person you all left behind on that ship. If anything, you could say I recently killed Loki, from a certain point of view.”
“Yeah, I mean, you give off a totally different vibe from back then,” Morgana said. “Four months of being in this place, away from everything that made you sour and bitter, allowed to be yourself… Of course, I won’t overlook your crimes as Black Mask, or how you tried to get us all arrested, but those were all at Shido’s behest, and I’m almost certain there’s someone here keeping you accountable here.”
“The local judge of the dead is breathing down my neck,” I said.
“Wow, bet that’s gotta be rough.”
“It’s not so bad, she’ll just lecture you to death.”
“I heard that!” came Eiki’s voice from the distance.
Morgana chuckled. “Seems you wouldn’t be able to do crimes here, even if you wanted to. Everyone’s keeping their eye on you. Just be glad you’ve found people who understand and are helping you grow past it.”
“I’m very grateful as well,” I said. “And what better way for me to atone than to take on an evil, delusional god of my own?”
“I’ll say,” Morgana said. “Well, I’m gonna head back for the night, but we’ll see each other again tomorrow.”
“So we shall,” I replied, seeing him off, then returning home myself.
Notes:
Almost posted this chapter to the wrong fic.
Chapter 100: The Azure Dragon and the Primal Darkness
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Goro
It had now been four months since I appeared in Gensokyo. To be honest, it had felt like longer: I had seen and accomplished so many things, experienced so many changes in my life, and made so many new friends, that those four short months felt like at least half of my life, if not more. By now, there wasn’t a single Villager who didn’t know my name, and my notoriety had spread far and wide across the valley as well. I was still technically Masato’s employee, but our relationship had grown to the point where it was easy for people to think I was actually his son. For sure, I treated him as the father I wish I had when I was a child. At least I could take solace in the fact that my actual father was burning in Hell, freeing me to at least pretend he didn’t exist.
Speaking of Hell, I realized it had been some time since I last visited Utsuho. I had a couple of hours in my schedule between when I got off work and when I was supposed to meet with the group at the fortress, so after I finished for the day I went to the Geyser Center to check up on her.
“Hello,” I said, checking in. “Is Utsuho in today?”
“She’s actually out on some business, but I don’t think she’s far,” the Kappa engineer said. “She mentioned going to inspect some of the wires connecting to the casino going in on the side of the mountain. I think it’s the one overlooking the Road of Reconsideration that got blown up.”
“Is that so?” I said playfully. “Very well. I know where that is.”
“Good luck.”
A few minutes later, I arrived at the site: a half-finished grandiose fixture which wouldn’t be out of place in Macau, before which Utsuho stood alongside another woman with purple hair, a green shirt and blue shorts, who judging by the horns was clearly an oni.
“Okuu has ensured the power fixtures are installed correctly and won’t blow in the event of a short,” Utsuho said.
The woman nodded. “You’ve done well, Okuu-san. Turning this place into an above-board business should greatly ease Hell’s financial situation.” She turned around, saw me, and smirked. “Ah. I was beginning to wonder if I would ever cross paths with you.”
“I suppose I need no introduction, then,” I bowed. “But I should ask who you are.”
“Certainly,” she said. “I am Zanmu Nippaku. One could say I’m a major figure in Hell’s politics. I’m here with Reiuji-san inspecting the construction process for this place. I understand you’re the one responsible for blowing up its predecessor?”
“Only so I could complete a mission,” I said. “I’m not an indiscriminate destroyer. Not anymore, at least.”
“Oh, believe me, I’m aware of just about everything you get up to,” she said. “Your actions, both here and Outside, have significant impacts which trickle down to Hell. I also heard that you thwarted a plan by Yuuma to unleash war between the Animal Realm and Hell, which would have made it up here too. I was making preparations to stop her, but they ended up being unnecessary because of you. For that, I thank you, one oni to another.”
“To be frank, I always imagined I would go to Hell, but not in the way or for the reasons which I have so far,” I replied. “I must say, though, I am rather unimpressed, seeing Hell as a place with politics, plots and subplots similar to the Tokyo underbelly which I trained in, or… that place, for that matter.”
Zanmu grinned. “You are an exception. People such as you, a half-oni with your talent and mindset, are rather uncommon, and are considered valuable assets when you do appear.”
“I am not an asset,” I said coldly.
“Certainly not,” Zanmu said. “I can tell you’re bound for greater things, given the chance to foster your influence and sovereignty. The game was rigged against you, and now you’re rigging the game in your favor. There is no such thing as fair play, but one can make things ‘fair’ for as many people as possible once in power.”
I turned to Utsuho. “I came to check and see if you need any more favors done by me.”
“Actually, it is strange that you mention that,” Utsuho said. “The number of evil spirits in Former Hell has recently gone down significantly, and those which appear act erratically. So there has been no need for you to wrangle spirits for Okuu.”
“Oh?” I rubbed my chin. “Then, wouldn’t that be a good thing? Is there no longer a need for my services?”
Utsuho paused. “Okuu is getting nervous. This happens once a year or so. Each time it happens, Okuu gets a bad feeling, and avoids the lower sectors, closest to the Hell of Blood Pools. Tension builds for days, breaks like fever, then releases, and evil spirits return in earnest. Okuu is not sure, but something happens at Hell of Blood Pools every year. If it is not too much to ask, Okuu requests that you investigate.”
“Is that so?” I said.
“Hm, yes, I know what you’re talking about,” Zanmu said. “Every year for the past few years, something has been occurring near the Hell of Blood Pools. I personally don’t venture far from Hell too often to investigate incidents away from Hell; even just making this short visit required weeks of preparation to ensure things would go smoothly while I was absent. But the few accounts I have received describe a ‘horror’ which appears from the Pools, seemingly made out of pure despair. I have also heard that Yuuma Toutetsu and Chiyari Tenkajin have some experience with this entity.” She grinned. “Perhaps this might be a prime opportunity to prove your prowess to me? I need to go past it to get back home anyway.”
I thought about her offer. We were supposed to meet to resume our exploration of Patchouli’s Fortress, but I also knew I could simply meet Mamiko down there and use her transportation to quickly get to the meeting spot.
“Let me message some people, and we can head straight there,” I said.
“Perfect,” Zanmu nodded. I messaged Mamiko to meet me at the Hell of Blood Pools, sent a group message advising that the two of us might run late, then followed Zanmu down the ravine, across the Sanzu, through the field of spider lilies and into the portal to Hell, taking a sharp turn and flying fast until we eventually arrived at the vast, oily sea of concentrated malaise. Already there were two figures, with Mamiko joining us shortly thereafter.
We three touched down, meeting the two figures on the shore staring out expectantly: Yuuma and Chiyari.
“I see you are already here,” Zanmu said. “May I ask what you’re doing?”
Yuuma turned around and grinned. “Heh. Rare to see your ass away from Hell. Guess you’re here to try and personally scupper my schemes or somethin’?” She turned to me and Mamiko. “Or, you know, must be a real incident for you both to be here at once. I guess, Iunno.”
Mamiko stepped forward. “And you understand that you’re not supposed to be here.”
“Supposed.” Yuuma scoffed. “Not that I give a flyin’ rat’s ass about what others expect of me. I realize I come here a lot, some might say, to find a way to use the Blood Pools to further my aims. Be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t. But today, I’m here with Chiyari for an annual ritual of sorts. Others are too scared to come near here when the spirits start actin’ funny, but I didn’t earn my place as the matriarch of the Gouyoku Alliance by bein’ a pussy. I dunno why this friggin’ thing started crawlin’ outta the Pools, all I know is I can’t do business if I let it do… whatever the fuck it’s tryin’ to do whenever this happens.”
“A ‘thing?’” I asked.
“Yeah, so, this place of course is created by the distilled despair, hate, and negative emotions of all living things,” Chiyari said. “This thing seems to be composed of that. Or, rather, specifically, it’s a manifestation of the collective desire for death, according to the third person who’s usually with us but seems to be running late today. I can sense when it’s coming and let Yuuma know, since we both just happened to be here the first time it happened.”
“The collective desire for death?” Mamiko asked. “So, it’s almost like a-”
The ground shook, and the surface of the Pools rippled. “Oh, yup, here it comes.” Chiyari and Yuuma turned to face the Pools. “I hope you all are strong fighters with a lotta guts. You might not like what you’ll see next.” The shaking grew worse as me and Mamiko steadied ourselves, while Zanmu simply stepped back, crossed her arms, and observed.
Then, out of the blue, me and Mamiko manifested our Metaverse attire.
“What the…” Mamiko looked up. “So it is like a shadow.” I wasn’t sure, but if it was causing a cognitive distortion, then I knew that whatever it was, it was very powerful, and very angry.
A black hand reached out of the oily pool, then another. Rising up from the Pool, a twisted, shadowy behemoth, seemingly composed of two dark, misshapen human torsos, one male and one female, joined at the waist and which stood on arms. Their heads were like metal skulls with constant grins, horns, and glowing red eyes. Once fully emerged, it looked at us and roared.
“What on Earth…” I shook my head, and me and Mamiko drew our weapons. “It doesn’t matter. It’s showtime .”
Yuuma turned to us. “Wait, when did you two change your clothes?” She shrugged. “...Whatever. Let’s see what you’re made of!”
“I, the great Mamiko Shinshou, shall strike you down!” Mamiko declared as the monster lunged onto dry land and engaged us. I wasn’t expecting a warm-up fight before the fortress exploration, least of all against something like this, but I never turned down a good fight when challenged, so I reciprocated in kind.
I quickly realized that this monster, whatever it was, seemed to merge the cognitive and material worlds near where it was, allowing me to fly and use my real-world supernatural abilities in addition to my Metaverse ones. This made sense, otherwise Yuuma and Chiyari would not have been able to fight it before otherwise. Yuuma attacked similarly to how her shadow did, using her giant spork as a weapon, while Chiyari skirted around the monster while waiting for an opening. The monster’s attack pattern was rather simplistic, consisting of familiar elemental magic and physical skills.
“Keheheh, still haven’t learned a damn thing, eh?” Yuuma taunted. The monster launched a fireball, which Yuuma absorbed by sucking it in Kirby-style; this caused her to emit flames and gain the ability to send the monster’s Agidyne attack right back at it. For our part, me and Mamiko found more success using One-Shot Kill and Piercing Blow, which appeared to hurt the monster more, while Zanmu simply stood, watching the fight and smiling every so often.
“‘Ya gonna fight, or ‘ya just gonna keep dickin’ around?!?” Yuuma shouted at Chiyari.
“Just a second… ah! There it goes!” The monster changed its stance, then a dark ball began charging in front of it. At that point, Chiyari reached for and pulled out a gun… no, wait, that seemed to be an-
“Knock ‘em dead, Semele!” Holding it to her head, she pulled the trigger, causing what was very obviously a Persona to appear and send out a torrent of light arrows - I assumed a variation of Makougaon - to tear into the monster, before following up by powering us all up. We assaulted the monster, dodging Mamudoon attacks, until it staggered, dropped the darkness energy, and left itself open to attack.
“It’s down, let’s go for it!” Mamiko called out. We rushed in to finish it off, only to be blinded by a sudden explosion of blue-and-white energy coming from it. When it died down, there was no sign of the monster, only scattering blue butterflies.
“Eh?” Yuuma looked up. “Ah, there ‘ya are. What happened, did a spirit hold ‘ye up or somethin’?”
A woman floated down, dressed in blue clothes like an elevator attendant, with short white hair and golden eyes. “No, they were easy. Instead, there was a longer line at the yakitori stand than usual for this time of day.”
“Heh, only you would decide to get a friggin’ snack before fighting that thing,” Chiyari said.
The strange woman looked at me. “Oh? And you must be-”
“Goro Akechi,” I replied.
“Yes, yes, Lavenza told me all about you.”
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“Lavenza?”
The woman bowed. “I am her older sister, Elizabeth. I come down here every year to help these two defeat this monster, Erebus.”
Erebus… ah. The pieces clicked.
“...I see. Then, this has to do with the Dark Hour incident as well?”
“That monster is the embodiment of Mankind’s desire for death,” Elizabeth explained. “I destroy it annually in order to prevent it from reaching my Guest… ah, perhaps I should not elaborate.”
“No, no, I do have a general idea, since I read the Kirijo papers,” I said.
“The heck is this about?” Yuuma asked.
I turned to her. “I assume she made no effort to explain it all to you two?” I looked at Chiyari. “And you… where did you get that Evoker, and why do you have a Persona?”
“Is that what it’s called?” she said. “Anyway, Yuuma went up to Muenzuka at some point to try and scrounge up some weapons, and this thing was among the pile. She tried to fire it like a gun, but it didn’t work. I traded her a beer for it just to see if I could trade it up for something else, before that sonofabitch crawled out of the Pools and made everything go all nuts. And I was suddenly like ‘oh shit’ like I went mad and wanted to end it, so I subconsciously shot myself in the head with that thing, a spirit or whatever popped out, and killed the monster for us. And then a year later, it came back, and we did the same thing. Then Elizabeth over here found us and started helpin’ us kill it.”
Yuuma spun her spoon around. “Eh, I only kill it ‘cause I get the feelin’ it would end the world or somethin’ if I let it do whatever the fuck it is it wants to do. Can’t do business if the world ends, am I right?”
“It’s trying to contact a god in order to make her kill all living things,” I said.
“Oh yeah, see, there ‘ya go,” Yuuma replied.
“You’re rather casual about a monster which regenerates every year to try and end the world,” Mamiko said.
“But it’s easy to kill,” Yuuma said.
“Yes,” I nodded. “Because you three only give it a year at a time to regenerate. I’m told the one that S.E.E.S. fought had centuries, if not millennia, to accumulate power.” I looked out at the Blood Pools. “Still, this wretched place must connect to the cognitive world.”
“I was drawn to it because it seems to be a portal to the bottom of the Sea of Souls, where Erebus lives,” Elizabeth explained. “I was wondering why it wasn’t reaching the Moon, so I eventually came down here and found these two ladies already squaring off with it. That is how I discovered Gensokyo, as well. I must say, it is a wonderful place, and seems to have an intrinsic connection with the Moon, so I’ve chosen to settle down here so I can reach both places conveniently.”
“Why are ‘ya so fascinated with the Moon?” Yuuma asked. “I know ‘ya mentioned somethin’ about a guy up there who fused with a god or somethin’ and that’s why this thing’s always crawlin’ out?”
I looked at my watch. “I’ll need to leave you three for now, me and Mamiko have business up on the surface. But since you seem to have at least a nascent awareness of the cognitive world, I am open to discussing the matter further, if only because you deserve an explanation for what this all is, and I would be a fool for trying to continue denying it.”
“Keheheheh,” Yuuma chuckled. “Looks like I got a little bit more than I expected.”
I turned to Zanmu. “And you… I presume I’ve demonstrated my skill and worth to your liking?”
She smiled. “A creature which is the embodiment of the desire for death shared by all living things… Perhaps this is the true reason the Sea of Petroleum exists. And the Sea of Souls… To think that it can intersect with the material realm so easily. If only I had the time and resources to leave Hell more often so that I could investigate these matters.” She started walking off. “Feel free to come by anytime. I would love to converse with you further.”
“...sure,” I replied. I frankly always expected to go to Hell. I never expected to do so for a business trip while still alive.
I shrugged. I’ve been through all manner of strange and harrowing situations in my life so far, and had a tendency to attract weirdness, supernatural or otherwise, like flies are attracted to the dumpster behind the Wilton, so I assumed making repeat trips to Hell to be the logical endpoint. Hopefully. In any case, me and Mamiko went back up to the surface to resume our mission.
About an hour or so later, we were back inside Patchouli’s fortress. When we arrived, we were met by the grand sight of Cognitive Marisa leading a caravan of troops, ready to start the siege of Shadow Patchouli’s castle.
“Bringin’ the whole party with ‘ya, eh?” Marisa asked.
“We were up all night plannin’ our attack, and were just waitin’ for ‘ya to get here,” Cognitive Marisa replied. “I’ll say, that was a pretty good fight last time, didn’t think you’d pull it off.”
“Oh, come on, I’ve been through worse, and these fine ladies are no slouches either!” Morgana proudly declared.
Cognitive Marisa looked at me. “Er… yeah, I thought somethin’ was a little different.”
“I was a little curious why you decided to go with that form today myself,” Byakuren asked.
“I’m testing out a theory which Doktor posited to me over the communicator last night,” I said. “It has to do with rare shadows.”
“O…kay, don’t know what being female has to do with shadows, but whatever, I know better than to question Gensokyo logic,” Reisen said. “As long as I get to kill shit when we get up there, that’s all that matters.”
“Save your bloodlust for when we actually do get up there,” Youmu said. “Eirin-sama is getting worried about your casual homicidal comments around the servant rabbits.”
I turned back to Cognitive Marisa. “Don’t mind them. What is your plan?”
Cognitive Marisa pointed back at the mountain summit, and the new dragon circling around it. “Seems she’s already summoned another dragon to defend the place, although this one doesn’t seem to be as strong as the Kuzuryu. You guys can prolly get up there and kick its ass to get in. We’ll start surrounding the base of the mountain and work our way up, so that the troops in the warrens down below will be too busy fightin’ us instead of swarmin’ you.”
“Ah, but didn’t they resist your weapons before?” Aya said.
“Yeah, but we fixed that,” Cognitive Marisa said. “Y’know how you used that light magic before to totally nuke ‘em? I figured out how to imbue our weapons with those properties so we could hurt ‘em, and got to test them on one who thought he could jump us in the middle of the night. So now we can take the fight straight to ‘em.”
“Why are you helping us, though?” Nitori asked. “Others like you which we’ve encountered in the past weren’t nearly as friendly.”
“Because we share a goal: gettin’ up there and grabbin’ some loot,” Cognitive Marisa said. “‘Sides, it’s obvious we both also wanna get up there and break Patche outta her shell, right?”
“Hm… you are right.” I turned toward the mountain. “Regardless, let’s begin our ascent as quickly as possible. Patchouli is surely massing troops to meet us at her door as we speak.”
“You’re right, let’s do it!” Morgana said, before turning into a car. We all climbed in and drove toward the mountain’s base, Cognitive Marisa’s army following closely behind.
At the base of the peak, we looked up for a path to the castle. The new dragon was more clearly visible from here, and I could tell it was smaller, with a blue-green shade.
“Think we’ll be able to find a way up?” Mamiko asked.
Aya sighed. “Times I wish I could fly in these places.”
“It’s rather steep, so simply hiking up is no option,” I said. “We’ll need to focus on finding good holds for our grappling hooks, and shuffle around the outside of the mountain without falling. Cognitive Marisa mentioned the presence of caves and warrens within the mountain, but we should avoid those as much as possible so we don’t get swarmed.”
“Y’know, I don’t get it,” Marisa said. “That’s how Patche is supposed to see me, right? Then why is she helpin’ us? Why isn’t she some caricature or somethin’?”
“I don’t know…” I looked around, saw a good hold, and fired my grappling hook at it. “Follow me.”
“Of course.” One-by-one, the others followed suit. Getting up the mountain was a slow, tedious process, one which involved a lot of precarious shimmying along steep cliff faces, navigating rock scrambles, and staying out of sight of the watch posts and warrens from which the Girimehkala soldiers filed out of to meet the legions of Ganesha shadows which were massing around the mountain’s base from all sides, providing us a distraction while we focused on ascending to the peak. As we approached, I could make out the dragon, who was more clearly a traditional Eastern dragon compared to Kuzuryu. Based on its general appearance as well as process of elimination, I had a good idea of who our opponent was.
Once we made it to the top, we jumped up over the ledge, finally meeting the imposing, Gothic facade of the castle up close and personal. A perpetual storm cloud spread across the sky above it, giving the impression of eternal night against the clear, cloudless desert sky beyond.
“We finally made it to the stronghold,” Morgana said. “Reminds me of Kamoshida’s castle. Never thought I’d actually get nostalgic about that…”
“Its visage does give off that impression,” I added, “although it is more ‘authentic.’ Appropriate, since Patchouli would of course be more familiar with actual gothic architecture.”
Marisa looked up and shouted, “hey, asshole! ‘Ya gonna defend your master’s castle or what??”
Aya grimaced. “Are you an idiot?!?”
Marisa shrugged. “I mean, we were always gonna fight it, right? Why not just get to the point?”
“You really are straightforward,” Miko said.
Right on cue, the dragon descended, floating just off the edge of the cliff and looking at us right in the eyes with its fierce face. There was no doubt, this was the last of the Four Gods: the Azure Dragon, Seiryu.
“You who dare to penetrate Lady Adeliene’s inner sanctum, what dares compel you?” the dragon asked.
Marisa replied by just shooting it with Freidyne. “Let’s just skip the theatrics and cut straight to the main course, shall we? I think we all know why we’re here, and frankly I’m gettin’ tired of grandiose speeches about ideals.” She assumed a battle stance and bared her claws. “History will decide who’s right.”
“So bold, so eager, so… rogue-like,” Seiryu replied. “As expected of Lady Adeleine’s largest adversary, constantly ‘borrowing’ books from her library without care or consequence.”
“Like I always say, I’ll return ‘em when I die,” Marisa replied. “No matter how long that takes. I’m sick and tired of people doubtin’ my skill and determination, most of all Patche. If only she could get off her fat ass every once and a while and see how hard I work.”
“Then, have at you!!" Seiryu roared and engaged us, using powerful, cutting Wind attacks to try and tear through our team.
“Doktor, analysis!” Morgana said.
“That’s my line,” I replied.
“I know, I just wanted to say it once,” Morgana smiled.
“Just a second…. There!” Nitori called out. “Looks like any Wind or Psy attacks will fall completely flat. And since he flies, Earth attacks are a no-go, too. He’s weak to Electric attacks, though, so give ‘im the ol’ zap-zap! Also, it looks like Nuclear attacks are extra effective if he’s stunned, so be ready to follow up!”
Marisa and Miko looked at each other. “Guess we’re workin’ together on this one, eh?”
“So it seems, although I’ll need some backup,” Miko said.
“Leave it to me!” Morgana said. “I’ll keep those attacks off ‘ya.”
“Don’t forget about me!” Aya said. “I’ll just hang back and provide covering fire.”
Reisen looked at Mamiko. “Seems we’re no good here.”
“I wouldn’t say that,” Mamiko replied. “We’ll just have to wait for the right moment to strike.”
“Heh… fair enough.” She drew her sais. “Let’s tear into him!”
“Right!” We all responded to Seiryu’s attacks in kind, slashing, shooting, and covering for Miko as she fired electrical blasts at the dragon, which I supplemented with my own. Besides Wind attacks, Seiryu mostly attacked by trying to slam us with his powerful tail, clawing, and biting. Easy enough to predict and work around, but that didn’t change the fact that he was a strong adversary.
“GAH! SHIT!” A stray Wind attack managed to catch Miko off-guard and knock her off her Persona.
“KING!’ Marisa rushed to her aid to heal her, before narrowly dodging a tail strike. “Dammit! We gotta stop that thing before it overpowers us!”
“This will be difficult if we can’t keep King safe,” I said. “I have to do more things than attack, after all.”
“Leave it to me, ho!”
“Wha- huh??” Out of Marisa’s mini-Hakkero came… Trump Frost?? What was he doing here? He walked up to Seiryu, then spun around rapidly, changing his attire to resemble Simon Belmont’s, complete with a Vampire Killer whip. “Die, monster, you don’t belong in this world! I, Simon Belfrost, shall smite you!”
“Er… what?” Morgana asked, confused, as “Simon Belfrost” jumped up and struck Seiryu with his whip, causing the dragon to freeze solid and hit the ground.
“...Well, it is what it is,” I shrugged, before using Freidyne to stagger the dragon. Miko managed to recover just in time to participate in the ensuing All-Out Attack, causing him to drop the green Will Seed.
As the dragon lay on the ground, he looked up at me, coughing. “Ah… your strength is beyond compare.”
“Told ‘ya so,” Marisa smiled.
“I… I remember now. I am not a guard of this tainted place.” He got back up in the air. “I am Seiryu, the Azure Dragon. I thank you for freeing me from slavery. Allow me to thank you by giving you this.” He shed a scale, which I caught in my hand. “Call me forth when you require my power. Until we meet again.” He roared, then flew up into the sky, disappearing into the great blue void.
I walked over to the Will Seed and picked it up. “Seems she was using the Will Seed to control him, too. As expected of one of the Four Gods.”
“Each of the green ones, except for the first, has been in the hands of one of the Four Gods, who were enslaved by their respective fortress rulers,” Youmu explained to Morgana. “Now that we have freed the last one, I wonder if that will still be the case.”
“Is that so?” Morgana said. “Also… what’s this guy’s deal?”
Marisa walked up to him. “Lemme guess: ‘ya jumped into my Hakkero while I wasn’t lookin’ before Seraph went on her trip, just so you could be with us?”
“Hee-ho! That’s correct!”
“Hah… I should have known,” Nitori said. “When the Arwing started firing ice lasers, I picked up a strange presence. And I guess I should have expected that you’d want to stay with us, jumping into the main weapon of Seraph’s best friend.”
“It’s a lot different from the gohei, ho, but it suits me just fine!” Simon Belfrost replied.
Marisa faced Morgana. “This guy hitched a ride on Seraph’s gohei in Yuyuko’s Fortress, and he’s been with us ever since. Also, he changes his name and appearance with each new fortress we take on. Don’t ask why.”
“I… won’t,” Morgana replied. He looked at the castle. “It’s time to take on the castle.”
I faced the castle, and almost immediately the pipe organs started playing in my head, the oppressive Gothic atmosphere making it seem as though we were about to storm the home of Dracula himself.
Kana walked up beside me. “I’m ready when you are. Whatever evil lies in that castle will taste the bite of my blade.”
I drew my knife. “So it shall. And that evil will cower before my silver knives.”
“Yeah, ‘cause they’ll be too distracted by everythin’ else to dodge,” Marisa snided. I just glared at her.
“It is quite the look,” Kana noted.
“Thanks,” I replied sarcastically. I just focused on the mission, walking up to the door, kicking it open, and strutting inside, the others filing in behind me, armed for bear and ready to face the twisted ghouls within.
Chapter 101: Voile, the Magical Library
Notes:
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Goro
Lightning flashed, crows cawed, ghosts giggled and screams echoed through the air. Moss grew between the bricks in the walls, there were pits full of water in which bony fish snapped their jaws, and skeletons and zombies did the Thriller dance.
A true Gothic horror scene, at least as much as a castle on top of a desert spire surrounded by Arabian Nights could get.
“Now this is what I call a castle!” Marisa said, standing at my side. “Fulla ghosts, goblins and ghouls, as it should be!”
Miko saw a knight holding a sword, before taking it for herself. “He’s not using it, so I may as well.” Similarly, Aya grabbed a lance from another knight, and I led the power walk into the foyer of the castle, twirling my knives around in my hands, ready to confront whatever forces Shadow Patchouli had ready for us.
It didn’t take long: shadows resembling the knights along the wall appeared to confront us, turning into a Pazuzu shadow flanked by two Mithra shadows. Being lion-demons, Morgana obviously took the fight personally, hacking away and whipping up winds with his Persona (who looked a bit different from what I remembered), even teaming up with Simon Belfrost to cast an icy tornado which sent their frozen bodies out through the stained-glass windows.
“Bullseye! Now that’s how a true gentleman thief does it!” Morgana said.
“I have to admit, you clearly have a lot of experience,” Mamiko said. “Using speed and finesse over brute strength to overcome your limitations and overwhelm the enemy.”
“Well, you could say I was born to fight, as my mission was to gather tricksters to face the God of Control,” Morgana replied. “So Master made sure I had everything I needed to succeed… well, a human body would have been nice.”
Marisa stepped forward and looked around the foyer, which briefly turned into the Scarlet Devil Mansion’s foyer before reverting. “Seems we’ve got some work to do if we wanna actually get inside the Library. Seems the castle represents the mansion as a whole, and if the general layout’s the same, I might know how to get us there.” She shrugged. “‘Course, if history’s a guide, it ain’t gonna be that easy.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if we encountered a strong cognitive barrier.” Morgana turned to us. “As I said before, Futaba’s Palace went a lot like this: even though we were just outside her door, we came in really far from the Palace itself, and we hit a roadblock which could only be broken by coaxing her into letting us in and giving her the calling card. We may well run into the same problem here, a barrier which we can get past by breaking Patchouli’s cognition that no one can get inside the Library.”
“Yeah, except gettin’ into the Library under normal circumstances is difficult as it is,” Marisa said. “It’s in the basement, so there’s no windows or anythin’ that you could use to break in. And the only other ways in other than the main door all involve passin’ through the dark catacombs in the mansion’s basement. Not only is that where the mansion’s wine operation is, meanin’ there’s lots of hobgoblin workers down there, but it’s also where Remilia’s sister is kept.”
“Flandre Scarlet is one of the most feared names in all of Gensokyo,” Youmu explained. “Remilia has told me that she would get absolutely crushed underfoot by Flandre in a straight fight if she went all-out, and the only reason she doesn’t is because she loves her older sister. Mind you, Remilia already possesses power on par with some of the great Oni in Hell as well as archdemons, can manipulate fate, and has razed entire towns to the ground in seconds on more than one occasion, not to mention she has a very persuasive and manipulative tongue.”
“Talkin’ to Flan, on the other hand, will give you brain damage,” Marisa added. “Plus, she can destroy absolutely anything and everything by focusing its ‘core’ into her hand, and then crushing it. Oh yeah, and she has a shadow in Ethos too, so that’ll be fun.”
“What we’re trying to say is that finding a way into the Library to break Patchouli’s cognition will be very nearly a suicide mission if anything goes wrong,” Nitori said.
“Yes, it won’t be like stealing Futaba’s treasure at all,” I said. “This will have to be a more finely calibrated operation.”
“Ah… yeesh,” Morgana said. “Sounds like we stuck our noses in a beehive.”
“Hey, if push comes to shove, I can also be the team’s ‘Flan Whisperer,’” Marisa said.
“So, it sounds like, while Patchouli is our target, Flandre will be our main obstacle in this operation,” Byakuren said. “I’ve never met her personally, but I have heard the stories, and…”
Reisen shuddered. “One of the only times I’ve seen Tewi genuinely scared shitless was when that… thing stalked us when we visited one time.”
“Not many people scare Seraph,” Miko said. “But the way she’s described Flandre to us… I’d be terrified of her, too.”
“We still need to recover the blue Will Seed, yes?” Aya said. “Perhaps that could help point us in the right direction.”
“Wonder what kinda Fiend we’ll be up against this time,” Marisa said.
“A Fiend?” Morgana asked.
“Just as all of your blue Will Seeds were guarded by powerful foes, ours have always been in the hands of a skeletal Fiend who challenges us with something other than a conventional battle,” I said. “The first challenged me to a trick duel. The second, a trivia quiz-off. The third raced Priest in the streets of a city. Then we fought the Four Horsemen in a wrestling match, who rewarded us with a clue which pointed us to the Will Seed.”
“All of these Fiends claim to be servants of an ‘Agent of Providence,’ although they never explain who that is,” Youmu said. “I can only assume this Agent is testing us for some reason.”
“Whatever the case, we won’t get anywhere by standing here talking about it.” I drew my knife. “Let’s explore every nook and cranny of this castle until we find what we need. Since you know the place it is based on better than anyone, why don’t you take the lead, Starburst?”
“Hell yeah!” Marisa tipped her hat, strutted toward the stairs, and… seemed to get stuck at the bottom.
“The heck?” Marisa tried running up the stairs, but just simply could not get past them. Eventually, she tripped and fell back. “The stairs are all broken!”
“Hmm… that could be a problem,” Miko said. “Is there some sort of trick to these stairs? Must we find a way around?”
I looked at the stairs, then around the foyer, thinking about the castle’s aesthetic. I then got a really stupid idea, and decided to test it out.
“Allow me.” I walked to the base of the stairs, turned around, and successfully moonwalked up them.
“What the actual hell??” Nitori said, confused.
“How did you do that?” Youmu asked.
“Simple. There exists a cognition that, in a vampire’s castle, one must moonwalk up the stairs. Also…” I shot a torch on the wall, causing it to drop a cooked drumstick. “You can destroy torches and make them drop wall chickens.”
“O…….kay.” Marisa got back up and moonwalked up herself. “Never heard of that one before. Must be from a TV show or something.”
“Futaba actually brought this one up one time, it’s from an old Nintendo game or something,” Morgana said, before he too moonwalked up the stairs (quite the sight to behold).
“Well, this is gonna get annoying fast,” Reisen said as she moonwalked up.
“We’ll just have to get used to it,” I said. “Let’s move out.”
We agreed to split into two parties: one led by me and Marisa, which also included Mamiko, Kana, Morgana and Miko, while the others went with Nitori. They ventured into the western wings while we took the east. Among the shadows we encountered were Dionysus, Queen Mab, Tzitzimitl, Narcissus, Koumokuten, Lachesis, Valkyrie, Jatayu, Mithra, Ananta, Pazuzu, Garuda, Quezacoatl and Idunn, all of which I managed to negotiate to my side and use as Personas. They sometimes yielded interesting results when itemized; Garuda for example turned into the House Mace (a ceremonial mace used by the United States House of Representatives, for those unaware), which Mamiko put to good use “disciplining” shadows. We combed the endless hallways, looking for any clues as to the location of the blue Will Seed, but to no avail.
At one point, we walked into a room which seemed just like all the others, except…
“Alright, let’s see what’s in here-” Marisa started to say, before there was a puff of smoke, and when it cleared I could see we were all…
“What the?! What is this???” Kana exclaimed in a very high-pitched, squeaky voice.
“I smell a rat,” Mamiko observed.
“Well, duh, we’re all rats!” Morgana complained.
“Man, I knew Patche tends to see intruders in her library as rats, but this is just way too literal,” Marisa said.
“Then,” Miko said, “would it be wrong to assume that there is a cat here whose job it is to trap rats?”
“Bark bark!”
I looked behind me. “No, but there is a dog who is privy to our presence.”
“Shit, this is bad!” Marisa ran over to the other wall, where there was a vent. “Quick! In here!”
“Right!” We scurried in just as the dog, a gray-white Shiba Inu with red eyes and a freaking knife in its mouth and a key around its neck, came rushing in trying to get us. I was the last one in, and the dog growled and swiped my tail with its paw right as I squirmed in. Once on the other side, we returned to our normal forms.
“Augh, thank goodness,” Kana said. “That was truly harrowing.”
“I thought I was done with that sort of thing, but here we go again, just like Shido’s Palace,” Morgana sighed.
“It must be related to Patchouli’s cognition,” I noted. “Starburst, you said something about how Patchouli sees intruders as rats?”
“Yep,” Marisa replied. “She likens me to a rat. Within the margin of error, or somethin’.”
“But why a dog?” Miko asked.
“Well, because Patche and Remi liken Sakuya to a loyal dog,” Marisa explained. “And she even has the ability to cast an ‘echo’ that looks like an albino Shiba Inu, and even used it to spy on the group that took down Nyx several years ago.”
“Er… what do you mean?” Kana asked.
“Long story, for another time. Don’t worry about it for now.” I inspected the room we ended up in, and saw the Patchouli statue with a keyhole in it. “Bingo. That statue must be the source of our rat issues.”
Morgana walked over to inspect it. “And this key… didn’t the dog have a key around its neck?”
“I see,” Miko noted. “We’ll have to somehow surround the dog in a room where we aren’t rats, grab the key from it, then take it back here to deactivate the statue. After that, we can proceed without interruption. My guess is that as long as the effect is in place, we won’t be able to get through a door which we need hands to open in a room where we’re rats.”
“In that case, why don’t we lure the dog into the banquet hall?” Mamiko suggested. “The effect isn’t active there, and there are chandeliers from which we can drop down below.”
“Excellent idea,” I replied. “Let’s start the game.”
“We should be careful, we won’t be able to fight in mouse form,” Morgana said. “And there are still plenty of shadows.”
“Eh, as long as we’re careful, we should be fine,” Marisa smiled.
“You’re waaay too freewheeling,” Morgana smiled.
We puzzled out the rooms in which the rat effect was active, eliminated problem shadows blocking the way, and kept track of the dog’s position. Periodically, one of us would run out as a rat to try and draw the dog closer to the banquet hall. Occasionally, the dog would disappear, only to pop up again in the halls leading to the destination. All throughout, we remained in the rafters, swinging along the ceiling using our grappling hooks and avoiding being seen. Finally, we got the dog into the banquet hall, sniffing around looking for rats.
“Good, we got it where we need it,” Kana said. She looked up, and saw the other group on another pair of chandeliers.
Aya looked back at us. “Seems like you all had the same idea.”
“It would seem so.” I looked down. “Now then, strike!”
We jumped down and surrounded the dog, guns drawn. “Yelp!”
“Sorry, bubba, we need that key to keep goin’,” Marisa said.
“Now then, will you be a good boy and hand it over?” Reisen asked.
The dog growled menacingly, then howled, summoning shadowy copies of people holding weapons… who all looked like the members of S.E.E.S.
“Oh, whoa, holy shit!” Marisa stammered. “Guy’s got backup!” The group lunged at as, and we each took one individually. Quickly, the others cleared out, leaving me alone with the leader while the others fought their own foils. This guy was quite menacing, betraying the appearance of a bored, perpetually-tired high school boy with an outdated MP3 player, whose Persona was a being with coffins for wings and a metallic mask with jagged teeth. And his opening move was fucking Megidolaon.
“Shit!” I jumped back onto the chandelier right as the blast hit, then cut the chain, dropping it onto his head and knocking him down in a loud crash of glass and gold. I used the opportunity to counter him, and discovered he was weak to Bless attacks; once this was known, I was rather simply able to wipe him away with a Hamaon attack. Right after that, however, Mamiko busted through the wall, wrestling a shadowy Aigis copy trying to shoot her with cannons coming out of her back. I assisted her by jumping on the android’s back, prying her off and throwing her to the other side of the room, then finishing her off with One-Shot Kill.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“I can’t believe it, she had guns for fingers,” Mamiko replied. “I’ll have to ask Alice-sama if I can get those installed.”
“Perhaps… not,” I said, skeptically, as the others gradually found their way back into the banquet hall, killing each of their respective opponents. Morgana was last, letting out a fierce meow as she sliced the Koromaru copy in half, causing it to dissolve, and taking the key for himself.
“Nyahahaha! The cat bites the dog!”
“Awesome work!” Marisa said, giving him a high-five.
“So… that must have been that ‘S.E.E.S. team’” Nitori said. “They seemed rather weak.”
“Well, understandably, the real ones are far stronger,” I said.
“Very surprising that Kogasa was one of them,” Byakuren noted. “We need to ask her about her experiences sometime.”
“And, ah… they summoned their Personas by shooting themselves in the head,” Reisen said. “What, was that like the ‘old-fashioned way’ of doing it or something???”
“Those were Evokers,” I said, “designed to induce a high-stress experience able to draw out Personas in environments where they do not come out as easily.”
“Uh… okay,” Youmu said. “And, they were all high school kids? That must have been pleasant… not really, I don’t think.”
“Well, whatever,” Aya said. “Let’s just jam the key into that damn statue and keep going.”
“Damn straight,” Marisa said. We went back to the statue, deactivated the statue, then returned to the door which we couldn’t open before because we were rats. And the entire way, the group gave me shade about biting girls’ asses, which Morgana didn’t even dare to question as we opened the door and went inside…
…or, rather, outside, since the door led out to the balcony. There, we could find Remilia’s cognitive double admiring the vast desert landscape beyond.
“Welcome, Day Breakers,” she said. “I trust my servants have been entertaining you well?”
“I mean, decent warmup, but we could use a real tussle,” Reisen said. “Moreover, you’re how Patchouli sees the real Remilia?”
Cognitive Remilia, who looked just like the real one, turned around, wine glass in hand. “Now now, I’m more than just someone’s mutable mind doll. I am Adeliene's best friend, after all, the one who pulled her out of her life of mundanity to become a real witch. But I doubt dirty heathens of your level would understand.”
“Just so you know, those ‘dirty heathens’ include the farmers who put the food on your gilded table, you smug, selfish bitch,” Kana said coldly.
“Oh, now that’s cold,” Cognitive Remilia replied.
“Look, let’s just get to the point and fight already,” Marisa said. “I’ll be sure to make this just like 2002,” she declared as she summoned Mima as well as Frei orbs designed to look like danmaku.
“Always eager to get into a fight, aren’t you?” Cognitive Remilia replied. “Alright then.” She floated up into the air, wings spread and spear out. “This will be a very long night. And I, the Scarlet Devil, shall deliver the fight of a lifetime…” We drew our weapons, prepared for an epic match…
…only for the record needle to scratch out Septette for the Dead Princess and Cognitive Remilia to throw away her weapon. “...is what I would say, but I already arranged for entertainment for this evening.”
“What do you mean?” Aya asked.
“I mean… this.” Cognitive Remilia snapped her fingers, causing the balcony to slide away from under us and a green turf to replace it, stadium standings full of shadows to rise up, and our Metaverse attire to turn into soccer uniforms.
“What the hell???” Marisa said.
“Whoa, what are these??” Kana asked. Then a very loud vuvuzela sounded, and down swooped Trumpeter, the Fiend of this fortress, and Cognitive Remilia herself sat in a fancy chair on the balcony of a Toyota-sponsored V.I.P. box above the rest of the rowdy stands.
“GOOOOOD EVENING, EVERYONE!” She called out loudly over the mic. “Tonight, we have an extra-special matchup for you all! The visiting Day Breakers versus our own hometown team, the Scarlet Sedonas!!” On the other side of the stadium, doors opened up to let in various shadows dressed in red soccer uniforms (ours were black and white). Trumpeter then swooped by, dropping a single soccer ball in the middle. “The rules are simple: the soccer ball is completely impervious to all attacks. The team who scored the most goals within the time limit wins. You are free to use any and all skills at your disposal to get the ball into the other goal, just don’t use your hands!”
“Wait, why not??” Marisa asked.
“Standard soccer rules,” I explained. “Although most soccer games don’t allow us to blast the ball with high-powered magic.”
“Reminds me of that volleyball match last month,” Reisen said. “This would totally be the sort of game Remilia would arrange for her own amusement.”
Morgana looked up at the Trumpeter. “So that guy is one of the Fiends?”
“Seems so,” Youmu replied. “Winning this match should grant us the blue Will Seed.”
“And I assume there are measures in place to assure we do not settle matters violently?” Mamiko asked.
“Yeah, I just did a scan, and, well, the stadium itself is projecting a weird field that causes everyone to resist attacks they aren’t already immune to, probably to encourage rough play. So…” She clicked her PDA, and her Persona assumed combat configuration. “Might as well join in so we have an even number of players.”
“Alright, then, let’s get this started!” Marisa cracked her knuckles, and Trumpeter swooped overhead. “Three…two…one…” He blew into the vuvuzela, and we let loose, dashing toward the ball and landing the opening strike, a Deathbound from Miko which launched the ball into the air, allowing Aya to use her Persona’s wind powers to float up and deliver a spinning spike kick which hit an enemy shadow in the face.
“Okay, you know what, fuck it, let’s just go for broke,” Marisa said. “Prolly what Remi wants.”
“Just make sure not to confuse me with the ball,” Morgana pleaded. “Just because I’m black-and-white, and sorta ball-shaped…”
I summoned my Ganesha Persona and unleashed a Magarula attack to intercept the ball, then had him body-slam the ball to send it back. “Then we just need to avoid letting the ball out of our sight.”
Miko looked at the crowd, and realized much of it consisted of old Arena opponents and fans cheering us on, including the Embryon. “Seems our old fans have returned. We should play superbly for their sake.”
“I dunno what that means, but let’s go!!!” Reisen shouted, dive-bombing the ball and having Jack headbutt it. The situation devolved from there, going from a somewhat coherent soccer match to an absolute clusterfuck which involved bullshit like using Tetrakarn on Morgana to reflect the ball away from our goal, to the opposing team bringing out a Camazotz who apparently thought he was Lunala and attempted to fire a giant laser, only to realize he didn’t know Moongeist Beam and so settled for Megidola instead. Don’t ask me how I know that, it’s not like I marathoned Pokemon Moon right after I failed to kill Ren or anything.
Anyway, it was a good opportunity for some of my teammates to demonstrate their “Last Word” attacks against the soccer ball apparently made out of the same material neutron stars are made of. Byakuren, for example, fired up her Persona-bike rushed toward the ball, jumped off and charged up a Bless-Powered punch. “Last Word: Dragon Punch!” She then Falcon-punched the ball; apparently Cognitive Remilia didn’t consider this a violation of the “don’t use your hands” rule because of how flashy it was. The ball dug several holes through enemy shadows on its way to scoring a goal.
Miko, not wanting to be outdone, demonstrated her own last word: jumping off her Persona and into the air, she summoned a long, blue ribbon which encircled the ball (plus two unlucky shadows which got trapped within), then her Persona sent out red sawblades which cut up the blue ribbon and targets, before Miko herself rushed down, declared “Last Word: Red-Blue Decree!” and slashed the ball with a lighting-charged sword, causing it and the enemies within to explode into sparks, sending the ball into the air and actually hitting the Trumpeter, from which it deflected into the other team’s goal.
“Whoa-hoh!” Morgana cheered. “I guess those ‘Last Words’ are your version of a Showtime attack!”
Nitori thought for a moment, then snapped her fingers. “I’ve got an idea! Turn into a van, then I’ll ride on top and launch right at ‘em!”
“Oh? Well, okay!” Morgana turned into a van, then rush toward Nitori, who jumped on top and blasted the enemies and ball with her laser guns, before leaving into the air and unleashing her Last Word: summoning the Serpent, its four heads shot out jets of water which formed a massive orb in mid air. She then got behind it, declared “Last Word: Tsunami Spike!” and hit it into the opposing side, sending out towering waves which washed away the enemy team with a torrent as forceful as a point-blank fire hose, and which swept the ball into the goal, leaving the field soak.
Nitori touched down, and seemed rather proud of her work. “See? I can do more than just scan and bark orders!”
“Nice work, Doctor!” Marisa said. A bunch of skeletons appeared to replace the team which got washed away. “Now here comes the last wave!”
“Alright, let’s get ‘em!” Nitori said. The two rushed toward the skeletons which had the ball, before the ground froze, and the skeletons with it.
“Wait, what???” The two seemed confused, before Youmu barreled right between them, sword drawn, Persona out, ready to shatter those motherfuckers as icy flowers bloomed and she deftly ascended them. “Last Word: Frostbite Bloom!” Swinging her blade, slashes filled the air, and everything in front of her was reduced into fine, snowy dust as the crowd roared and cheered our team’s name.
“Uh… holy, shit,” Marisa said, pointing awkwardly at the massacre Youmu left in her wake.
“Times and places you remind us all how you got your code name,” Nitori said.
Youmu sheathed her sword.”Hmph. They were all weak after all, especially when I go all-out.”’
The vuvuzela rang out, and Trumpeter came down alongside Cognitive Remilia. “Gah, that fuckin’ thing’s gettin’ on my nerves,” Marisa said.
“Well done!” Cognitive Remilia said. “You all put on quite a show, what with all those flashy Last Word attacks!”
“So, did we win?” Morgana asked.
“Well, technically no, because of how much you cheated, but the whole thing was just an excuse to see you all eviscerate hordes of monsters anyway,” Cognitive Remilia admitted.
“Indeed, the real test was to have you all demonstrate your ‘Last Word’ abilities, and you delivered quite nicely,” Trumpeter said. “Entertaining the Mistress is no small feat, but your effort, showmanship and charisma shined through. Therefore, I give you this.” He presented the blue Will Seed, which I took, causing the seeds to fuse together into the Crystal of Greed.
Marisa stretched out. “Alright, that takes care of that! The path to the core oughta be clear now. Let’s head back and-”
“Now, now.” Cognitive Remilia wagged her finger. “You all still have chosen to intrude on my home, with the help of a certain sticky-fingered maid I might assume.”
“Wait,” Nitori said. “Doesn’t Remilia know we've doing this?”
“She does, but Patchouli isn’t aware of that,” I replied, before turning to Cognitive Remilia. “What is your purpose in playing these games with us?”
“Because it can get dreadfully boring, sitting in your mansion for decades on end, which was why I travelled the world, learned powerful magic and recruited unique individuals into my service, ones whose traits and talents go unappreciated by the masses,” Cognitive Remilia replied. “My gardener. My maid. My librarian. My… sis…” She shook her head. “No matter. You can’t get into the Library now, the security is too tight. But you’re certainly welcome to try.” She snapped her fingers, and the floor below us began to lower.
At the bottom, we found ourselves at one end of a tortchlit hallway. “Is this the basement?” Morgana asked.
“Yup,” Marisa replied. Again, she took the lead, gun drawn and pointing ahead. “Stay behind me, everyone. Even if this ain’t quite like the real basement, I still know it like the back of my hand.”
“Right.” The rest of us all drew choice weapons, and we slowly and carefully treaded the halls, ready for anything and everything to pop out and attack. It was very quiet, the apprehension simmering in the air as we braced ourselves for a trap.
Walking past a door, we were jolted when it suddenly creaked open on its own. “Gah!” Marisa turned to face the door, and inside she saw…
“What is this?” We huddled around the door, peering inside at a scene which was obviously from Patchouli’s early life.
A maid brought a plate over to a small girl, sitting in a chair far larger than herself and reading a complex book written in a foreign language. “Would you like some tea, milady?”
The girl took the cup, wafted it carefully, and set it down. “Chamomile, more specifically Chamaemelum nobile, likely grown near Algiers based on the acidity and flavor balance. Steeped for 0.06 seconds less than the optimum time, well within the margin of error.”
“Impressive, milady,” the maid said, although she clearly wasn’t sure what most of that meant. “You are quite talented and knowledgeable.”
“Thank you for the tea,” the girl said, emotionlessly. The maid walked away, and the girl continued reading from her book. Some time later, a man’s voice called out to her.
“Adeliene, there you are.” The man walked into the room. “Reading those foreign books again, I worry about their effect on your well-being.”
“I am interested in expanding my knowledge,” Adeliene replied. “Both Adrian and Adelard fight in the army, that was their passion. Arsene is a diplomat in Russia, travelling to that place was his passion. I am merely following my passion.”
“Ah… well, I suppose I can’t argue with that. Your mother was very much like you.” He shook his head. “I wanted to apologize to you. You have an inquisitive mind, yet there is not much opportunity in this town for a young girl like you.”
“What are you proposing?” Adeliene asked.
“How would you like to go to university?” He asked. “You already know far more than the maids, the tutor and even my own collection of books can teach you. Only in the Capital will you continue to be challenged.”
Adeliene's eyes widened slightly. “Paris, you mean?”
“I submitted an application on your behalf, and they would be delighted to have you,” her father replied. “I’ve always been concerned about your future here in this town, so I felt this would be the best for you.”
Adeliene nodded. “Thank you, father. I would be delighted.” She said this without changing her expression.
Her father smiled. “I look forward to seeing you thrive.” He turned around to leave. “Now then, don’t forget to close your window and set up your wards, to keep the Scarlet Devil out. I say this time and again, but do not trust the villagers who say they are a myth. The Scarlet Devil is real, and will drain you dry.”
There was silence, as Adeliene stared off into space.
“...the Scarlet Devil,” she said to herself.
“Is this Patchouli’s past?” Nitori asked.
“My God, she was just as cold and blank as a kiddo,” Marisa remarked. “And that book… that’s an old Arabic grimoire, based on the title. Bet it’s got all kinda powerful spells in it.”
“I’m surprised you can read that language,” Aya said.
“Well, I’m no Kosuzu, but I can read a buncha languages, kinda comes with the territory of bein’ a witch,” Marisa said. “My Arabic ain’t too advanced - it’s not like I can just pack my bags and get on a plane to Cairo, after all - but I’ve picked up a fair amount from all the texts I’ve read, and there are a lotta magical texts in Arabic. You want magic, the sands of the Middle East and the Sahara are full of it.”
“Magic, huh…” Kana walked forward down the corridor. “You know… I’m just a farm girl, living in this land full of magic, of monsters… I wonder if I could wield some of it myself…” She looked at her trident. “All of our weapons have a meaning, correct? I wonder what this trident means to me. Just a weapon like a pitchfork, or…”
“You remind me of someone I know,” Byakuren said.
“‘Nue,’ right?” Kana said. “The one who is missing, and can mess with identities, or at least that’s what Crow told me.” She looked forward. “Let’s keep going. I want to see more of Patchouli’s - or rather Adeliene's - past.” We continued onward, past another door which opened up to provide another window into Patchouli’s past. This one seemed to be not long after the previous memory, suggesting all of these memories recounted one significant event in her life.
Adeliene hid in the closet, armed with nothing except a cross and some incense, not planning on actually using these but prepared to use them if things went wrong. Her father slept in his bed, unaware that she had carefully removed the salt, the garlic, even the beans which were said to be most effective against the Scarlet Devil, from his room. She waited a long while, until around midnight, before the window opened, and she heard feet touching down in the room beyond.
“My my, Mr. Bellesoleil,” came a girl’s voice. “Usually, you’re a lot better than this, even setting up the beans which truly keep me away, unlike the ‘wards’ effective against lesser vampires. Almost as though someone took them away, wishing harm comes of you… ah well. It cannot be helped. Thanks for the meal…”
“Good evening.” Adeliene emerged from the closet. In front of her, without a doubt, was Remilia Scarlet herself.
“Ah, a child.” Remilia saw the cross and incense in her hand. “I see, I see. I assume you intended to set a trap, use your own father as bait, and try to gain some honor as a misunderstood girl in this village?” Remilia smirked, showing her fangs. “If that is the case, than your ‘trap’ is poorly planned. You fully expect those trinkets to bring me to my knees? I’ll have you know I’m the strongest vampire alive. I can manipulate fate, and wield magic far stronger than you could possibly imagine…”
“That is what interests me,” Adeliene said.
“Hm. How interesting.” Remilia shrugged. “Then again, I’ve watched you and your secret magic studies for quite some time. Sneaking out at night to study the stars. Reading Arabian Nights from start to finish. Synthesizing gold in your bedroom. A girl with unique heritage, half European and half Arab, a child of two different worlds, the seventh child of a seventh child, that being your mother. Small wonder, then, that you would find yourself treading the path of a witch.” She leaned in. “You do not truly wish to go to Paris, do you? You instead desire a space of your own, in which you can study magic at your own pace and perform arcane experiments without anyone breathing over your shoulder. Is that correct?”
Adeliene paused, then nodded.
“Aha, just as I had foreseen.” She looked out the window. “I trust you have mastered shape shifting? If so, allow me to invite you to my humble abode.”
Adeliene responded by turning into an owl. Remilia shifted into a bat, and the two flew off into the night, the full moon shining brightly. Over farm fields and through mountain valleys, they eventually reached the grand manor situated on the shore of a picturesque lake. They touched down beyond the gate, where the friendly gardener and gatekeeper met them.
“You’re back quite early, Milady,” Meiling said.
“Indeed, and that’s because I have found something far more interesting than a meal.” She pointed to Adeliene. “This girl has talent, and wouldn’t you know it, she is interested in my magic.”
Adeliene walked up to Meiling. “A Chinese lady?”
“You may call me Hong Meiling. I serve Lady Remilia dutifully. It’s the least I can do after she saved my life.”
“I met her in my travels to China,” Remilia said. “She may not look it, but she is in fact a dragon. Although, Eastern dragons are quite different from the Western dragons with which you are most likely more familiar…”
Adeliene shook her head. “I understand. In fact, I am quite fascinated with dragons and their power. I am delighted to have finally met one personally.”
“Is that so…” Remilia smiled.
“Yes,” Adeliene replied. “I would like to see your true form someday, Miss Meiling.”
“Ah, I am not worthy of such praise,” Meiling bowed.
Remilia led Adeliene into the grand manor, greeted by fairy maids, then down into the mansion’s basement. There, a pair of old, tired doors led into a vast library, full of thousands of shelves full of books, all centered around a circular stage, the perfect place to set up a desk from which one could work while observing the entire library.
“This place…” Adeliene said in awe.
“Do you like it?” Remilia replied. “This is my family’s grand collection of books, scrolls, and artifacts, accumulated over centuries of exploration and conquest. You may call it the magical library, Voile.” She ran her finger on a shelf, scraping off a layer of dust and leaving her fingertip grey. “However, as you can see, it hasn’t seen much use in some time. I am a powerful sorcerer, but I rarely have the time to venture down here and truly enjoy this collection, the books which sit endlessly on the shelf waiting to be read. However, I see you as someone who would be a far better steward of this place.”
Adeliene gazed at the endless shelves and hallways holding forbidden knowledge, tomes whose pages could kill with a single touch, scripts which could cause the universe itself to unravel. “I would like to be in this place, read all of the books here… but what is your condition?”
“Only a couple,” Remilia said. “One, you must be willing to discard your old way of life. That includes leaving your family behind, and certainly rejecting the poisonous rhetoric of the Church while still embracing God’s path, that even though you pursue the arcane that God still rules above all.”
Adeliene’s eyes widened. “God? But… you are a…”
“There is no reason why a creature of the night such as myself cannot consider Him the Lord,” Remilia said.
Adeliene considered her offer, then said, “then, I accept. Your other condition?”
Remilia rose up into the air, surrounding herself with five colored circles representing the five elements: Fire, Metal, Wood, Water, Earth. “Only a true magician, one fully divorced from human mortality, can fully tap into the mysteries and wonders of this library. I may live in France and be of Catalan heritage, but my specialties have always been of the East, just as yours have been unearthed from the blazing sands of the Arab world. You are almost ‘complete’ as a magician, based on your heritage and expertise; you just need a little ‘push’ to get there all the way, that’s all.” Putting her hand forward, five circles surrounded Adeliene, who stood in the center of the stage and started floating herself. Two shapes, a sun and a moon, appeared in the air above her. The circles powered up and filled Adeliene with energy. The sun and moon shone their light into her. With magical energies flowing into her, she began to change: the bedrobes she had come here in transformed into a lavender robe over striped purple and white clothes. Her hair shifted from brown to purple, tied by red and blue ribbons. Adeliene herself changed from her thirteen year old self into a form which better fit her “real” age: that of a roughly thirty year old woman, with the grace and appearance to match.
The circles powered down, and Adeliene touched back down. A crystal appeared before her, acting as a mirror with which she could look at her new appearance.
Remilia smirked and chuckled. “My my, what a change. I presume that is the form which you desire deep down?”
Adeliene looked down at herself, then at Remilia. “I would say that my birth name does not fit this form. Only my self-given magician’s name, Patchouli.”
“Good, good, you know about magician’s names,” Remilia said. “I of course do not need one, as I am a powerful vampire. But the name ‘Patchouli’ doesn’t inspire as much awe in demons and devils which you may summon.” She paused, then snapped her fingers. “I have an idea… ‘Patchoulii Knowledge.’ One could call you a god of knowledge yourself.”
Patchouli noded. “I agree. That is a more inspiring name.”
“Then why not try it out yourself? Summon a devil to serve as your familiar?”
“Hmm…” Patchouli stepped back, chanted and incantation in Latin, and within seconds demonic energies swirled around the stage, whipping up the air as well as her robes and hair. If one looked closely, they could see blue butterflies mixed in as well. Within moments, a shape emerged from the floor, that of a nude, red-haired girl with bat wings, as well as wings on her head. Once the ritual was complete, she collapsed onto the ground, shivering, before Patchouli cast another spell, causing a servant’s uniform to weave itself around her until she was fully clothed.
The girl managed to get herself off the floor, looking around the vast library as well as the witch who had summoned her, and the vampire behind her.
“...where… am I?” The girl asked.
“You are in the house of the Scarlet Devil, myself,” Remilia said. “And this magician who has summoned you from the abyss is your new master.”
“...my…master?”
“It will become clear with time,” Patchouli said. “A little devil, or I suppose ‘Koakuma’ such as yourself, will make a fine familiar and assistant.”
“Little Devil… assistant…” The girl, 'Koakuma', seemed downcast.
“I assure you,” Patchouli smiled. “Just as you will serve me, so I will take care of you.”
The scene ended, and we stepped away from the door, which closed itself.
“That must have been the moment Patchouli became a true magician,” Byakuren said.
“And that girl she summoned…” Kana asked.
“That’s Patche’s familiar, Koakuma,” Marisa said. “After becoming’ a magician, the first thing she did was summon a familiar, and that familiar’s been servin’ her ever since.”
“She seemed rather uncertain about her existence, though,” Youmu said. “I always imagined an imp like her would immediately try to play pranks on her summoner, especially since there were no real wards set up, but she seemed to simply resign herself to her fate.”
“And those blue butterflies,” Morgana said. “Just like Lady Lavenza…”
“Who?” Miko asked.
Morgana shook his head.” Let’s keep moving. I can see one more door down there.”
“I hope it’s the last one,” I said. “Hopefully, it will give us more insight into her past, and the reason for her distortion.”
We proceeded down the hall, to the last “memory door” which opened for us just like the others. With great curiosity, we peered inside…
Rain poured outside the mansion, and precisely nowhere else. The fairy maids were flying around frantically, trying to hide or control the damage, but Patchouli maintained her composure. She had to, for any break in her coolness and concentration would be taken advantage of by-
“Yo.”
She turned around, and saw a small, blonde girl in witch’s clothes before her.
“What are you doing here, black-white rat?” Patchouli asked, irritated.
“I’m just here to borrow some books, but I got all wet in that rainstorm,” Marisa said.
“You understand that those books are not for loaning,” Patchouli replied. “Their contents, their knowledge, those are mine and mine alone, and a child such as yourself has no business in reading them.”
“‘Ey, I’m a curious little girl, I can’t help it,” Marisa smiled. “You don’t hafta be so cold about it. ‘Sides, I’d like to grow all big and powerful like you someday!”
“I, er...” Patchouli stuttered, before shaking her head. “You can’t. And you could not have picked a worse time to come. The rain should have deterred you, indeed, I cast it myself.”
“But why?” Marisa asked. “Remilia can’t come home because of it, she’s stuck at Reimu’s, clinging to her like a big ‘ol baby, so I just came here to see what was up.”
“A bad situation,” Patchouli said. “One which a human like you should not-”
“Hello there.”
Patchouli turned around. “...oh SHIT.”
“Ah.” Marisa looked at the visitor, a small blonde girl with a cap similar to Remilia’s, with a red-and-white dress and odd wings from which multicolored crystals dangled.
“Miss Patchouli, did you bring a playmate for me?” The girl asked.
“A playmate?” Marisa said.
Patchouli summoned a magic circle and all of her elemental crystals. She told Marisa, “leave now while you still can, fool.”
“How come?” Marisa looked at the girl. “She a violent killer or somethin’?”
“I’m just looking for a playmate,” the girl asked. “Who are you?”
“Me?” Marisa said. “I’m Reimu Hakurei, a shrine maiden.”
“I am Flandre, Miss Marisa.”
“And what are you?” Marisa asked.
“I’m the other Lady of the mansion. I’ve spent the past 495 years in the basement.”
“495 years? Damn, I only get weekends off,” Marisa said. She presented her Mini-Hakkero and floated up alongside Patchouli. “And lemme guess, by ‘play’ I assume you mean Spell Cards, right?”
Flandre powered up her own magic circle, and summoned some kind of flaming sword. “I don’t want big sister to have all the fun. So why not play with me? Only, you only get one coin.”
“One coin?” Marisa asked, bracing for battle.
“Because you have no continues if I win,” Flandre replied, before looking at… us. “And you… you get no continues if you fail, do you?” She then came over, broke the barrier separating us from the memory like glass, and crashed out into the hall, causing the memory to short out. She then took on a shadowy aura, and her eyes turned gold… Shadow Flandre.
Instinctively, Marisa and almost everyone else drew their guns and summoned their Personas, ready for a fight. “What the- I didn’t expect that!” Marisa - the present Marisa - said.
“Surprised?” Shadow Flandre said. “Although, I do have the ability to destroy anything." The group’s breathing became heavy… and if even people as strong as the members of my group felt intimidated by her, I realized she was not one to be trifled with.
“What are you doing here in this fortress?” I asked.
“I mean, your entire goal here is to break Patchouli out of whatever the hell’s wrong with her, right?” Shadow Flandre said. “And you’re looking for a way to break her cognition enough to be able to get inside the library, riiiiiight?”
“Er, yeah,” Marisa said.
“Fufu, so straightforward.” She floated up in the air. “Tell you what, you beat me in a fight, and I’ll show you the way. But, this place kinda blows for a fight. So, you’ll have to come find me in that tower out there instead. I’ll be waiting~” She then disappeared in a flash.
…
“...so that is what Flandre Scarlet is like,” I said.
“Er, more or less,” Marisa shrugged.
“Seems like we’ll have to find her shadow in Ethos if we are to continue with our mission,” Miko said, before shuddering. “I am not looking forward to it.”
Aya looked inside the room the memory had been in, and realized that it had become a safe room. “Looks like we can pick back up from here.”
“Excellent,” I said. “We’ve come quite far today. Let’s head back and-”
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the shadow, and immediately shot it to stun it, allowing us to rush over and attack it. It was another Dayzee, cyan in color and who attacked us with supercharged Nuclear attacks, as well as trying to lower our accuracy with Masukunda. We still managed to beat it before it could get away, dropping lots of loot and materials.
“Hell yeah, another rare shadow down!” Marisa smiled.
“That was a rare shadow?” Morgana asked. “Not like the rare shadows I’VE seen before…”
“They’re a unique kind of rare shadow that appears in the fortresses,” Nitori said. “And I analyzed the signal, and it seems to confirm my hypothesis.”
“Which is?” Kana asked.
“They only appear in fortresses and Ethos if this person,” Nitori pointed at me. “Seems like they won’t show their faces around men, or people easily identified as men.”
“Wha- HEY! I’m a gentleman, even if I look like a cat!” Morgana complained.
“Not knocking you,” Nitori said. “Anyway, this person's been scaring them away, that’s why we weren’t seeing them before. But now that Crow’s this nice-looking lady, they feel better about coming out to play, so they do.”
…Er…
“...is that so?” I said.
“It’s so,” Nitori said. “Make of it what you will.”
“Huh,” Reisen said. “So I guess the secret to killing rare demons is for her to be, well, a her.” She turned around. “That’s a weird concept, huh, Mr. Reaper-”
Suddenly, she stared at the Reaper, who for some reason was there behind us decked out in Seattle Sounders FC gear.
“THE GODDAMN REAPER?!?” Reisen shouted.
“Let’s get out of here!” Mamiko said, before everyone herded into the safe room, and we warped back out to safety.
“Ayayayaya,” Aya said, after downing her second sake of the night, all of us crowded around the group table at Geidontei. “That was rough.”
“The fuck was that hellspawn doing in a fortress?!” Marisa said.
“Maybe he heard the football game and wanted to come see while wearing his favorite team’s gear,” I said. “I did not know the Reaper was a Seattle fan, however…”
As before, the strange girl with the whale cap brought us out our drinks. Morgana sat in Marisa’s bag watching her. “Who is she?”
“Who?” Youmu said.
“That girl in the whale cap,” Morgana said.
“I didn’t see a girl in a whale cap,” Mamiko said.
“Not everyone can see her,” Kana said. “Only some people. You seriously did not all believe that your drinks just appear out of the air, do you?”
“I…” Miko looked at the girl, who was busy handing out drinks to other patrons. “Actually, now that you mention it.”
“I wouldn’t put it past these patrons if they all believed their drinks actually did appear out of nowhere,” Byakuren scowled, with crossed arms.
“Ah, right, you don't drink, so you don’t normally go to places like this,” Marisa said. “Not like your acolytes, at least.”
“One time, I moved Minamitsu’s futon and found a trapdoor which led down into a refrigerated vault of Asahi,” Byakuren replied. “No doubt from the gap youkai. I had words with them after that. And by words, I mean they were punched clear across Gensokyo right through the mansion’s windows. And then they were returned to me with cuts all over their bodies from Sakuya’s knives.”
“Yeesh,” Reisen said.
“Well, this was before my change of heart,” Byakuren clarified.
“Ah, well, yes.” Youmu took a sip.
“Don’t go too crazy there, Youmu,” Reisen said. “I know you when you’re drunk, it’s a really bad sight.”
“Hey, I’m not drunk!” Youmu shouted, already starting to slur her words after only one drink.
“My point exactly.” Reisen looked at me. “You, on the other hand, you could probably drink the whole top shelf of the bar without breaking a sweat.”
“Perhaps, not that I will,” I replied. “Because believe it or not, I’d prefer not to feel like there are bears fighting in my stomach after downing a poorly-mixed concoction.”
“Oh yeah, well, check this out,” Nitori said, holding up a shotglass with clear liquid. “This here is the best drink at Geidontei.” She took a sip, paused for a moment, then started incoherently shouting and squaking like a bird before going silent again. The other patrons, mostly older men, looked at her for a second before going back to what they were doing.
“I wouldn’t recommend it,” Marisa said to me in a low voice. “It’s like havin’ your brain smashed out by a gold brick drenched in wasabi.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” I said. We continued chatting the night away, unwinding after a long day of exploring the fortress. Aya told us her war stories from work, Youmu got drunker and drunker until she had to be kicked out for swinging her sword around in the bar, Nitori messed around with the pachinko machine, Byakuren continued to look affronted by her situation, Kana scratched behind Morgana’s ears, Mamiko broke up a bar fight before it could turn violent, Miko and Reisen helped with carrying out the offenders, and me and Marisa talked some more about our pasts, particularly her misadventures with “borrowing books.” No debrief, no pondering the nature of the incident, just hanging out with friends on a Friday night at the bar. It was a good, relaxing time, a moment among other moments which I would continue to cherish as being one of the first times I could be a normal, sociable person.
Notes:
First chapter uploaded from my new tablet.
Patchouli's backstory here is adapted from a story I intended to write to supplement the Alola! story, but which I abandoned and eventually deleted. It's more abridged, but generally follows the same lines.
The soccer segment is, obviously, based on Touhou Soccer, where the girls knock a soccer ball around with overpowered spell cards.
And if you've never played The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the conversation between Marisa and Flandre might seem a little strange without context. Specifically, Flandre knows Marisa is lying, and Marisa wonders if she should have said she was a nurse, often speculated to be in reference to a third playable character cut from the game early in development, Rin Satsuki.
Chapter 102: Imperfect Memento in Freewheeling Sense
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Goro
In the morning, Reisen visited the shop, but not to sell medicine, since she had come by recently to drop off Masato’s medicine. Instead, she simply wanted to visit us.
“You mind if I loiter here for a while?” Reisen asked. “Sorry if you’re not exactly open yet.”
“Oh, no, it’s fine,” Masato said. “The least I can do for you, selling me all that wonderful medicine, is help you to a good breakfast. Right, Goro?”
I looked over and smiled. “Already on it.”
Reisen looked at Masato. “You know, he’s technically your employee, but you treat him like he’s your own son.”
“You wouldn’t be the first person to say that,” Masato replied. “He lives here, too, which means that I have him do things like cook and run errands for me. It really is nice to have a younger man around to help out an old guy like me.”
Reisen paused for a moment. “Mmm… yeah, sure, let’s go with that.”
“Oh?”
Reisen shook her head. “Oh, it’s nothing.”
The bell rang again. It was Kosuzu. “Good morning, Mr. Kirisame!”
“Good morning, Kosuzu-san,” Masato said. “You know it’s still early, right? We’re still working on breakfast.”
“Oh, ah, I’m sorry! I’ve just been up for a while, I wasn’t thinking about the time!”
I finished cooking and came out with the food. “I tried something a little different this time,” I said. “These are pancakes, a kind of breakfast food popular in the West, and also my favorite food. Finding the ingredients in Gensokyo is hard, but I know some people who were able to get me all the ingredients, as well as someone who knows how to make them.”
“Alice, I would imagine,” Reisen said. “She makes some excellent pancakes, but she has to get everything from Makai, ‘cause there isn’t anywhere in Gensokyo that has wheat flour.”
“Oh, so you have had pancakes before?” I asked.
“Yeah, I have,” Reisen said, before sitting down, putting some butter and syrup on a pancake, and cutting a piece. “But I’ll be the judge.” She took a bite, thought for a moment…
“And?”
She looked up. “Actually, not bad, considering Marisa’s horror stories.”
“Well, I’ve improved considerably since then,” I said.
“Obviously.”
“Oh, I’d like some!” Kosuzu said. “And, are those eggs??”
“Nice and scrambled,” I smiled.
Kosuzu had a pancake, and was instantly in love. “Oh, WOW! So… sweet!”
Masato chuckled. “Well, look at you, your cooking’s proving to be pretty popular.”
“If I’m not careful, I might attract even more guests,” I joked, before the bell rang again, and in walked a purple-haired girl with a flower in her hair, a red hakama and a yellow-and-green robe.
“Ah, Kosuzu, I thought I’d find you here,” she said.
Masato bowed. “Hieda-sama, welcome.”
I looked over to her. “Hieda-sama?”
“This is Hieda-no-Akyuu,” Kosuzu said. “She takes down Gensokyo’s history. And she’s also my friend!”
“Ah, yes, Hieda-sama,” I said. “I have your old desk.”
“I trust it’s working out well for you?” Akyuu asked. “I apologize if it’s well-worn, it had been my desk for a decade before that.”
“No need to worry,” I said. “That just means it was used. I doubt it will become a tsukumogami.”
“There is that,” Akyuu replied. She looked around, then said, “actually, if it wouldn’t be any trouble, I have been wanting to interview you for quite some time. You’ve already proven to be an impactful addition to Gensokyo’s history, and I wanted to dedicate a section of the Gensokyo Chronicle to a formal entry of you, as I have with other significant figures. You will be compensated for this, of course.”
I thought about her request. I was supposed to work for Masato this morning, and we were planning to challenge Flandre’s shadow in Ethos later. “Hm… I suppose I could, but I have to work for Masato this morning, and I have other commitments later…”
“If you want, I could cover for you today,” Reisen said.
“Isn’t it your day off, though?” Masato asked.
“Yeah, but I want to do him a favor, plus this is much easier work than my normal job,” Reisen replied.
“I see.” Masato thought for a moment. “Hieda-sama, you mentioned that he will be compensated for his time?”
“Indeed,” Akyuu bowed.
“Then, Reisen will be paid what I would normally give Goro for his work. Is that fair?”
Both me and Reisen nodded, “yes, sir.”
Masato smiled. “Then it’s settled. Make sure to be on your best behavior for Hieda-sama.”
“I’ll go change into a nicer set of clothes,” I said.
The Hieda House was unlike any other house in the Village: walls lined with artwork depicting Gensokyo’s history. Fine, finished wood and bamboo floors and exteriors. Attendants doing housework and cooking. Me and Akyuu were accompanied up the stairs to her workspace: a grand room with a commanding view of the Village and the Misty Lake beyond out the window, which Akyuu’s desk faced. The walls were lined with files and archives, nearly sorted by Roman numerals corresponding to one of Akyuu’s past incarnations, and therefore one volume of the Gensokyo Chronicle.
I was seated opposite her, and we were served ceremonial tea. Akyuu deftly drew a brush, whose hairs she claimed were authentic dragon’s hair, and produced a stack of blank papyrus. “Thank you for your time,” she said. “I’ve been wanting to create an accurate entry for you ever since you arrived in Gensokyo. Your testimony will stand beside other entries in the compendium, including those of Reimu and Marisa.”
“I’m honored,” I said. “Although, if you could tell me a bit about yourself first? I know all the basics, of course, about how your incarnations have short lives, but you remember all of your previous lives and you work in the afterlife in the periods between?”
“Indeed,” she said. “Historically, I’ve lived short lives, only reincarnating every so often to continue the Chronicle. Every birth is a celebrated event here in the Village, as many people live and die in between incarnations.” She spun her brush around. “That being said, I’ve been told that my current incarnation will be different.”
“Why is that?” I asked.
Akyuu paused. “Truth be told, there is an Oracle, foreseen by Yukari Yakumo at the time of the Hakurei Border’s creation, that the 132nd year after that event would bring the largest roil in Gensokyo’s history up to that point. My current incarnation was due to encompass that year - which is the current year - and as a result, the Yama informed me that it would not be subject to the curse of short life which my past eight incarnations bore, in order to capture this event and its aftermath, which would span decades.”
“I have heard that Oracle, from Remilia Scarlet,” I said.
“Is that so?” Akyuu tapped the brush on her desk. “I find it strange that someone like you would appear in Gensokyo at exactly this time, and associate with most of its biggest names. To that end, I want to know the whole story. May you give it to me?”
I thought carefully about her request. Should I give her the same lie I told everyone else? Or should she be entrusted with our secret, the real story unfolding in the shadows which affected the whole land? I made a promise not to lie anymore, but…
“I shall give it to you,” I said in a colder tone, “under a certain set of conditions.”
“What do you mean?” Akyuu asked.
“If it isn’t a bother, I want you to record two accounts of my life. One which is available to the public, and another which tells the true story.”
“You’re requesting a cover story… well, I am used to doing that, since I’ve had to keep the true nature of Gensokyo’s conflicts a secret in the past to maintain the masquerade, but your’s sounds more serious than that. Tell me, what are the consequences of spilling the truth?”
I gave her a Kubrick stare. “Let’s just say me and my associates aren’t above silencing people to keep the truth from getting out. And just so we’re clear, Reimu and Marisa are among those associated.”
Akyuu paused, then smiled. “Hehe. That just means it’s the real deal.” She got her brush ready. “I am ready when you are.”
“Splendid. I’ll go slowly, since it requires context, and it may be hard to follow. Once we’re done, I’ll provide the cover story.”
“Sounds good, although I wonder if it actually will be hard to follow. I’ve had to interpret many strange events in the past.”
“I would expect that.” I took a breath. “I suppose one way I could begin my story is by asking you how much you feel human cognition shapes the world around us.”
“As one who has taken down Gensokyo’s history, I of course know that it has a great deal of impact,” Akyuu replied. “Gensokyo, after all, is a place where beings and ideas brought to life by human beliefs can continue to exist and thrive, away from the corrosive influence of science and reason. But, why ask me such a question?”
I looked out the window, and realized it had a perfect view of where Ethos would be. I pulled out my key. “Perhaps it would be easier to show you.” I said the magic word, and before she was ready for it the distortion wave struck.
“Ah!” She held her head. “What did you… do…” She gazed out the window, toward the tower of distortion beyond.
“What… what is… what’s going on here?? And your outfit changed, too!”
I twirled my knife. “You’ve heard of the Day Breakers, no doubt?”
Akyuu stared at me for a second. “The ones from those calling cards… you must be the leader?”
I nodded. “This place you are in is the Cognitive World. It is the place where the subconscious thoughts of all living things exist, parallel to their real selves. That tower - Ethos - is a place which attracts people’s ‘shadow selves,’ the sides of their psyche which they reject and repress. Ethos has the power to distort those shadows further, turning people toward greed, lust and violence. I lead a group of people into this place to show those shadows back to their real selves, and ultimately neutralize its threat.”
Akyuu slowly walked toward the window, continuing to gaze at the tower. “Shadows… did you also venture into this world out there, in Tokyo?”
“Indeed, but not for my current, virtuous cause.” I approached her. “I am actually a youkai, the illegitimate son of an Oni politician and a Tengu. I grew up with no permanent family, and so found myself alone in the world with no support, a lingering rage against those who had what I didn’t, even though I was given great charisma and deductive skills. A false God, a being born from the masses’ desire for idleness, offered me the power to take revenge on the world, which I gladly accepted. I found my father and offered him my services, with the goal of allowing him to reach his peak before taking him down with me. I did the dirty work which he was afraid to do himself, including turning people psychotic, and, yes, assassinating his rivals, enemies, and anyone else standing in his way. His goal was to turn Japan into an ultranationalist dystopia, a goal I opposed but which I was willing to humor before torching the system wholesale.”
Akyuu looked at me with wide eyes. “So… you mean you committed mass crimes… then how are you so…”
“I met a certain man,” I continued. “Framed by my father for a crime he did not commit, he had every reason to rage against the system as well, but chose not to. We both had the same power to fight against shadows and distortion, but he instead formed a team of other misfits, the ‘Phantom Thieves of Hearts,’ to steal the hearts of corrupt authorities and make them confess their crimes. By then, I was a student detective with the Special Investigations Unit, and was assigned to their case. I had every reason to scorn him, put him down, remind him that he was criminal trash living in a coffee shop’s attic. Instead, I found, in him, my first real friend.” I clutched my chest. “Jealousy, rage, sympathy, I bore many conflicting emotions. He was everything that I was, and yet everything that I wasn’t. I had everything he didn’t, and yet he had everything I lacked. My parallel, my opposite. Truly someone beyond my comprehension.”
I paused. “Alas, we were on opposite side’s of the God’s rigged game, and were eventually set against one another. I bested his teammates, but he proved to be more than I could handle on his own. His teammates wore me down, and just like a Queen in Chess, he moved in for the finishing blow. After that, I was surrounded by shadows, and a version of me which existed in my father’s twisted mind. Only then did I find it within me to turn away from my crimes, and used my last moments to let the Phantom Thieves escape and take revenge on my father in my stead. Left for dead, I expected that to be the end of my story.”
Akyuu nodded. "But it clearly wasn’t, if you’re here.”
“I was wiped from cognition. Specifically, by Sumireko Usami, who was watching the fight, unbeknownst to us. I don’t know what would have happened otherwise, but I ended up here, in Gensokyo, a world away from everything I knew. With a fresh start, and my resolve for change hardened, I gathered friends and allies to resist the distortion which plagues this place… Ethos.”
Akyuu had the back tip of her brush against her lips. “...I see. So in other words, your’s is the story of a broken young man who gave into sin, who is now working to redeem himself by resisting a threat unlike any that Gensokyo has ever seen, unseen and unknown to those in the material world.” She chuckled. “I suppose I should consider you a dire threat to the Village, especially since you’re also a youkai, but if Reimu and Marisa haven’t exterminated you already, then clearly that isn’t the case…”
“As a matter of fact, they are on my team,” I said. “And I have also attracted the attention of the ‘Lost Sage' who recently re-emerged into the foreground, precisely because of this cognitive threat - indeed, she diffused a plot by Dr. Maruki, the prisoner of the Shrine, to rid the world of suffering, which would have destroyed Gensokyo if left unanswered.”
Akyuu smiled. ‘Heh, to think I began to seriously wonder what purpose the Chronicles served if Gensokyo was starting to turn peaceful. The Oracle was correct, this will be a most interesting time, if someone like you barged into our land, started making deals with its elites, and work to destroy some threat from the ‘Cognitive World…’ what a time to be alive, for sure.”
“So it is.”
We turned around to face the sudden voice.
“Ah- a doppelganger???” Akyuu said in shock.
“Took ‘ya long enough to finally show your goddamn face somewhere I could come find ‘ya,” Shadow Akyuu said. “To be frank, I never thought you had it in ‘ya, if only because you don’t want to lose grip on your precious generation spanning memory that lets ‘ya just note everyone else’s adventures, rather than put yourself on the firing line where history is being made. All because it’s ‘improper’ for you to engage in such ‘lowlife’ and ‘dirty’ things, am I right, Miss Agatha Chris Q?”
Akyuu shrinked back. “Ah, no, that’s- I mean, I like what I-”
“Bullshit,” Shadow Akyuu said. “Let’s face it: you saw how the youma books were corrupting your friend and wanted to be the one who stepped in and snapped her out of it, but you couldn’t, because you were too fuckin’ weak and bound by prissy, oppressive Yamato-nadeshiko horseshit to actually risk your life for your friend, so you hid behind the miko and witch to do the job for you, and then this asshole over here to finish the job and wipe her distortion clean, even though you didn’t know he was doing that.”
Akyuu looked at me, shaking slightly. “Did you… Kosuzu-san…?”
I nodded. ”She bore repressed anger from the youma books incident. We bested her shadow and changed her heart, made her accept that side of herself and move on from it a more confident person.” I glared at her. “What about you? How long will you continue to hide behind others and fail to make sacrifices to safeguard those who are important to you??”
Akyuu turned back to her shadow, who was grinning. “He’s right, ‘ya know. Don’t try to bullshit yourself anymore: you almost lost a friend because of her curiosity and unwillingness to save her from herself. Remember back when you were a kid, and you’d go around Gensokyo with childlike wonder taking in all the sights and sounds? Now you’re content with just idling your time away on your ass?” She leaned over into Akyuu’s face. “You know damn well what’s coming, right?”
“Th-the Oracle??”
“Why settle for writing history when you can make history?” Her shadow dared. “Chronicle events not in black ink, but in the blood of your fallen enemies? Active times call for more active measures, you know.”
“I… I can’t though!” Akyuu said. “I have to record the Chronicles, here in the Village! It’s my sworn duty!”
“Tch. So you really don’t care about the ones you love,” I said. “You know, what if I were to go down and kill her myself? That would save you the trouble of being oh-so closely attached to her, so you could focus on idly writing down your cherished Chronicle…”
Suddenly, there was a light in Akyuu’s eyes.
“...you wouldn’t dare lay a filthy youkai finger on her, you damn son of a bitch!!!!”
Shadow Akyuu chuckled. “So I take it I have your answer?”
“Anything for her! Anything for the people of the Village! Anything for Gensokyo!!” Akyuu shouted, before holding up her brush. “I swear to be there for all of them. Humans, youkai, gods, they all look to my writings! I am Gensokyo’s history, and I vow to be there for all of it!”
Violent winds whipped up in the room, scattering papers and artifacts, as her shadow rose up into the air, turned into white light, then absorbed itself into her brush, causing it to transform. A voice rang out, “I am thou. Thou art I. The brush captures the essence of love and war. Spread thy ink before thine does, and claim thy place in the pages of history!!!” Akyuu then swished her brush, painting characters which read “Sun Tzu…” And just like that, blue flames exploded, revealing the form of the artisan of war himself (herself? It had an androgynous form, perhaps because its user was female).
I smirked. Once again, my contrived antagonism awakened someone’s spark of rebellion.
Akyuu looked up at me with her game face, her newborn Persona staring me down menacingly. “Hehehe… now I see it. Still think she’s up for grabs? You’re gonna have to go through me first.”
I tore off my mask and summoned my own Persona. “I see you’ve found your resolve. Now let us see if you’re so invested into your ideals as to die for them.”
I charged her, using my Wildcard ability to blindside and confound her, unleashing skill after skill to attempt to strike a weakness. She responded by using her brush to write skill names, mostly defensive moves, to parry my relentless offense, before revealing that her brush could turn into an ink-sword to slash with, which managed to knock me back. Mind you, I wasn’t fighting at full power: the point was to ignite her resolve and resist against a perceived threat to her friend’s life and honor.
“So that’s your special leader power?” She taunted. “Let me show you what I can really do!!” Her Persona fired a flurry of arrows which rained down as Riot Gun, before she summoned scrolls and unleashed a room-clearing Pants Rhei. Since I happened to have a Wind-weak Persona on at the time, I was knocked down, and she used the chance to issue her coup-de-grace.
“You were a fool for thinking you could harm her,” she quipped, before snapping her fingers and engulfing me with a mighty Megidolaon.
As the dust cleared, and I managed to wrench myself off the floor, Akyuu remained steadfast, and her Persona withdrew into her brush. “I understand it now,” she said. “If a fight is sure to result in victory, then I must fight.”
I healed myself with Diarahan before applauding her. “Congratulations. You finally accepted yourself and embraced your will to protect your friends, and your desire to take your place in history.”
“So your threat to harm Kosuzu-san was bullshit?” Akyuu asked bluntly.
“I merely wanted to prod you into accepting your other self, since you were clearly unwilling to do so on your own,” I said.
Akyuu gritted her teeth. “You… you think you can just casually toy with people’s emotions just to satisfy your own desires and further your goals?!?”
“I think like a youkai, as I am a youkai, after all,” I replied.
“You… you…” She dropped to her knees, and laughed. “You are a strange one. As much as I want to hate you, you still challenged me to accept my whole self… heh, to think I was every truly too weak to protect her, or anyone else. Maybe 11-year-old me had the right idea: I belong out there, on the front lines of change, where history is taking place, and perhaps even making my own…”
The room grew dark, then a door appeared, through which we were cast into a familiar place.
Akyuu got up and looked around. “Eh? What’s this now?”
I stepped up and approached Igor’s desk, Lavenza and Rika off to the side. “I see you don’t mind me bringing a guest with me this time around.”
“And I see you have once again empowered someone to embrace their whole selves,” Igor replied. “Your unique method can truly reach out even to the coldest of hearts.”
Lavenza stepped forward and did a curtsy. “My name is Lavenza. Welcome to the Velvet Room.”
“The… Velvet Room?” Akyuu asked, confused.
“This place exists between dream and reality, mind and matter,” Igor explained. “It sails within the Sea of Souls, where endless possibilities exist and intersect with countless worlds. Only those with a contract, as well as extensions of their power, may enter this place.”
“But why bring her here with me?” I asked.
“Prolly ‘cause you used your skill at bein’ an asshole to prod her into accepting her whole self, just like you did with Marisa,” Rika said. “Even after killing Loki, you can still tap into that cold, hardass demeanor, not to break people but to inspire them.”
“Indeed, you are proficient in demonstrating that good is not necessarily soft,” Lavenza said. “Some do indeed require an external push, however contrived, to realize what is most important to them, and gain the strength of will to pursue that cost, bound by no rules except the ones they set for themselves.”
“I do continue to request that you take responsibility for your actions,” Igor said. “Even a well-intentioned ignition of heart can lead to unpredictable consequences.”
“I’ve learned not to fear consequences, and instead to accept fate and adapt to whatever developments happen after,” I said. “I promised to myself that I would never again allow others' opinions to shape my path.”
Akyuu walked around, taking in the sights of the Velvet Room. “A place between dreams and reality, beyond the afterlife itself. What kind of place is this? Or is this the sort of place which I’m not meant to understand?”
“Your Persona represents the power within you to change the world, born from your acceptance of your whole self and the cause which you choose to pursue,” Lavenza explained. “A possibility, as with the endless possibilities which flow through and around this place.”
Akyuu smiled. “I’m not too certain what that is supposed to mean, but I’ll take it.” She held up her brush. “This brush represents my life’s work, both archiving Gensokyo’s history, and the pursuit of knowledge and the truth, at any cost. And I’ll carry it wherever I go. I can’t afford to be a passive observer forever, for even someone like me has loved ones I wish to defend.”
A bell rang. “Our time is up for now, but I do await your return,” Igor said. The room turned white, and in a flash, we were back in Akyuu’s workspace.
Akyuu looked around, touched the floor, and seemed to want to make sure we were back in the real world.
“Are you convinced now that what I say is the truth?” I asked her.
Akyuu drew her brush, which retained the same altered appearance that it did in the Cognitive World. She looked down at her papers, and saw that full, exhaustive profiles of myself, the Day Breakers, and even the Phantom Thieves had already been written down. She then walked over to the window and gazed out upon the lake.
“Gensokyo has always been a place where the mystical and mundane intersect,” she said. “A place where plots and subplots pile up under the veneer of order and fantasy. A place where common sense gives way to unbounded freedom and creativity, where people are free to be themselves so long as they are willing to fight to maintain that privilege. The Hakurei created the Spell Card System to facilitate peaceful settlement of disputes, but even in this apparent time of unprecedented peace, dark forces still lurk in the shadows, gathering power until they burst out, ready to lay waste to the land if there are no strong people already there to confront it.” She turned to me. “I guess that is what the Oracle meant. And your mission is to resist that darkness, isn’t it?”
I bowed. “I overcame my own darkness in order to meet that challenge, yes. I learned that from him.”
Akyuu went over to her closet and removed a sheathed sword, which she strapped to her side. “I’m done being a passive observer. From now on, I'll wrest history from the cold, dead hands of the losers, see it unfold like a blossoming Sakura, and ensure no harm comes to those I care about.”
I looked down at her writings. “And what of the cover story?”
“...you know, I now see no need,” Akyuu said. “I think you’re better as an enigma, at least in the eyes of the Villagers. They can believe what they want to believe about you, and I can’t force a narrative onto them.”
…an enigma, hm? Not like my old Detective Prince self who craved attention and desired to be in the spotlight, receiving praise and recognition for his deeds. Instead, someone who operated in the shadows, manipulating events from the background, making shady deals, and buying silence. Just like a certain dashing frizzy haired man, or a scheming hidden god…
I went to put my jacket back on and got ready to leave. “I see. Now then, I have other business to attend to today.”
“In the Cognitive World?” Akyuu asked.
I tipped my hat. “We’ll be hunting big game today, let’s just say.”
Akyuu put on a pair of boots and followed me down. “Then I’ll see you out the door, before I take off myself to go find ‘inspiration.’”
Chapter 103: Shadow Flandre's Game
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We entered Ethos while talking about Reimu and her vacation. “You know, I wonder what Seraph’s up to,” Marisa asked.
“Hopefully having fun,” I said. “Tokyo is a big place, there is no shortage of things to do, or sights to see.”
“I hope she’ll bring back gifts,” Youmu said.
“Also, anyone see Tenshi the past few days?” Reisen asked. “I went to deliver something to her, but she wasn’t at her normal place.”
“Maybe she passed out on someone’s couch,” Nitori suggested.
“Who knows?” Miko said. “Considering her whims and desires, it’s a wildcard.”
“Tell me about it,” Aya sighed. “That girl’s a real piece of work. Hopefully, she’s not out causing trouble.”
We found Jose attending to his junk pile. I walked up with a fistful of flowers. “Good afternoon,” I said.
Jose looked up at me. “Oh, hello. Going with that form again today?”
“We’re testing out a recent hypothesis,” I said. “I assume you have some more goods for us?”
“Uh, sure! I got plenty of items!” He dug through his junk pile. “I also recently got some more of these. My master wanted you to have them.”
I paused. “Your master?”
“They’re the one who’s been making these Battle Memories,” Jose explained. “Sorry I didn’t tell you earlier, they didn’t want me to say that at the time.”
Hmm… so Jose’s master was the one making these. Who were they, and what purpose did they have, testing us like this?
“...I see. Well, I’m still interested in seeing what they have in store for us this time.”
“Here you go,” he said. “By the way, they told me to just give them to you from now on. I kept track of all the flowers you paid me so far, and you can have stuff from my collection up to the value of those flowers.”
“Oh, well, how very generous.” I accepted the Battle Memories, two more as always. We still hadn’t completed Niijima-san’s, so that put us up to three. I looked at what we had-
!
“Uh, Crow?” Marisa asked. “Something wrong?”
I held the memories in hand. One said, “Battle Memory: Black Mask.” The other, “Battle Memory: Masayoshi Shido.”
“Oh, er… nothing.” I put the memories away. I could see Morgana’s expression; he easily figured out what was on those memories, based on my reaction to them.
“Well, if you say so,” Reisen replied. “Now then, before we go looking for Flandre, you said you wanted to see what Dayzee shadows we missed on the other blocks?”
“Precisely,” I said. “I want to make sure we have a full compendium of Dayzees.”
“Then let’s head up,” Aya said. “Don’t have all day, after all.”
“Let’s commence the operation,” I said.
We spent some time on Dhyana block looking for the first Dayzee; as we did, we noted how far our teamwork and combat prowess had come, as shadows which once gave us some trouble went down like flies. It didn’t take long: we eventually came across a bright, radiant Dayzee which attacked using Bless attacks, including Hama, and was weak to Curse. We then moved up to Virya, where we encountered a green Dayzee which attacked with slightly more powerful Wind attacks, and which would try to put us all to sleep with Lullaby; this one was weak to Electric attacks.
Eventually, we made it back up to Bala block. “Here we are,” Nitori said. “We’ve kinda hit this block in bits and pieces, but now it’s time for us to rush the whole thing.”
“If Flan’s shadow is anything like the real deal,” Marisa added, “she might be a slippery one. Let’s pat this whole place down, top to bottom.”
“Each block has someone who guards the door to the next,” Byakuren noted. “It’s possible she might be there.”
“Even so, we can’t make assumptions,” Aya said. “Especially with her. One wrong move, and….”
“Let’s not overthink this,” I said. “Sometimes, it’s better to act on instinct, especially if your opponent is.”
“I’d say you’re right,” Morgana said, “but then again, you didn’t used to think that way…”
“Okay, c’mon, how long are ‘ya gonna get hung up on that?” Marisa said. “Just treat ‘em like a different person altogether, you’ll sleep better.”
“You really are like a different person,” Kana said, “especially since-”
“Okay, okay, let’s just begin the operation,” Nitori said hastily, as we all went up the stairs.
Our exploration started normally: killing shadows, finding loot, avoiding the Reaper, same old song and dance. Where things started going awry was after the floor where we fought Shadow Eirin: we went up the stairs, when we realized…
“...hey, where’s Bull?” Youmu asked.
Reisen looked around. “Yeah, you know, she went up the stairs with us, then…”
“I’m not getting her signal,” Nitori said. “I don’t know where she is.”
“Should we go looking for her?” Byakuren asked.
“Hmm…” Marisa thought for a moment, before shaking her head. “Actually, no. That’s what she’d want.”
“Who, Flandre?” Kana asked.
“Nevermind,” Marisa said. “I’m sure Bull’s fine. She’ll catch up with us eventually, I think. Hopefully.”
“Okaaay…” We continued, uncertainly, down one member, which didn’t slow us down too much. Then we went up another two floors, and discovered Byakuren went missing.
“Okay, what the heck?” Nitori said. “Now Priest is gone, too.”
“What’s going on here???” Kana asked nervously.
“I think this is one of Flan’s games,” Marisa said.
“What do you mean, one of her ‘games?’” Miko asked.
“Well, think of it this way: eleven little Day Breakers, going up the tower. One got split off, and then there were ten.”
“...I still don’t follow,” Miko replied.
“Basically, it’s like that one Agatha Christie novel,” Marisa explained. “Flan is U.N. Owen in this case, and we’re the ‘little Indians’. Flan likes to do this thing where she splits up large groups tryin’ to take her on using her powers, until only one actually makes it to her chamber, and then she mauls them while the others wander around like idiots.”
“Ah, so….” Morgana shook in place.
“So basically, she’s trying to single out her victim,” Youmu said. “Should we even continue like this? What about Bull and Priest?”
“I’m sure they’re safe,” Marisa said. “And her shadow did promise a way into Patche’s chamber, but…”
“This whole thing could be a trap,” I said. “If her shadow is anywhere near as powerful as her real self, one of us alone with her would amount to nothing short of a death sentence.”
“I have an idea then,” Nitori said. “Let’s try to go back to the entrance, and see if that makes her cough Bull and Priest back up.” She pulled out a Goho-M. “Y’all ready?”
“Let’s do it,” Reisen said. Nitori threw the item down, smoke filled the air, and we prepared to appear in the tower lobby. Instead, however, the smoke cleared, and I found myself in a different area of the block.
“Hm?” I looked around. “Hello? Is everyone alright?”
I heard distant giggling. Shit, I thought. She anticipated our move and scrambled us, right then and there.
I drew my gun and carefully looked around, looking for danger. If her plan was to pick us off one-by-one, she certainly had the opportunity now to do so. There were treasure chests, but I avoided opening them, not wanting to draw attention to myself.
…
I felt a presence. A shadow? Her?? I couldn’t know. But there was something, someone, ready to…
I spun around, and me and Reisen faced each other with our weapons. We hyperventilated, our hearts racing, before we lowered our guns.
“Ah, Crow, it’s just you,” Reisen sighed. “Seriously, I thought you were some nasty shadow or something.”
“I could say the same,” I replied. “Come, let’s try and find the others.”
“Yep.” We moved along, going up the stairs, through vents, and along catwalks, picking up the rest of the group one-by-one, eventually all gathered on top of some scaffolding near the ceiling of one floor.
“Whew, that was scary,” Nitori said. “My navigation was all scrambled.”
“I don’t understand,” Byakuren said. “I went up the stairs with you all, then emerged in a space all alone, with no shadows even, and couldn’t find you all.”
“It seems her shadow is strong enough to have dominion over this area of Ethos,” Mamiko noted. “I’ve never seen a shadow with that much power before, not even the Reaper.”
“Well, at least we got everyone,” Aya said.
Marisa looked around. “Er… where’s Morgana?”
We paused for a moment, before we heard Morgana’s voice down below. We realized we were in the room with the door up to the next block, which was orange. There, Morgana wandered around, looking around in fear with his sword at the ready.
“I-i-is anyone… th-there??”
“Poor guy’s scared outta his wits,” Marisa remarked.
“Shouldn’t we help him?” Miko asked.
“Give it a moment.” We watched Morgana for a minute, when a voice rang out:
“One little Day Breaker, his friends all gone.”
Morgana froze, then looked behind.
“He turned around-”
There were red, glowing eyes and a white mouth with two fangs in the darkness, looking right at him.
“And then there were none.”
“NYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” Morgana screamed as Shadow Flandre lunged at him; before she could strike, we jumped down and intercepted her, sending her back as we assumed formation.
“Sorry, Flan, but I know all your tricks,” Marisa smirked. “‘Ya really gotta mix it up sometime.”
Shadow Flandre balked. “Feh. I thought for sure my trick would keep you all separated and punish your cheating, but it seems you’re all better than that.” She smiled. “Still, that just makes you all far more interesting playmates.” She dissolved into shadow, then emerged as… Loki. Granted, not that Loki, but a generic shadow which I rarely encountered in the past, but even so…
“Is this her idea of a game???” Morgana asked, still shaking.
“Yeah, kinda, Flan’s a bit of a handful,” Marisa shrugged, before we engaged Shadow Flandre. She proved to be a rather tricky opponent, capable of creating three clones of herself to confuse us and bombard us with waves of powerful attacks, which included moves from each element. We assumed traditional vampire weaknesses would do the trick, and Nitori confirmed this: Fire, Water and Bless were most effective, while Curse was worse than useless and she resisted everything else. She also resisted physical attacks, except for those which involved “piercing” the target, so Aya’s spear was effective. Youmu’s sword was also very effective since it was capable of destroying evil spirits in the real world, while I figured out that my knives were stronger if they stabbed Shadow Flandre rather than slashed, particularly since mine had silver blades. So it seemed that Flandre, as opposed to Remilia whose weaknesses were more akin to Oni weaknesses, was more like a classical vampire, one who could not tread in the light of day but was a master of night.
Of course, I also delighted in the opportunity to let Morgana bait attacks from her, only for one of us to swoop in and counter it, such as Mamiko who found an oversized crowbar somewhere and used that to deflect Shadow Flandre’s fiery sword, Laevateinn…
…
“Take this!” Marisa jumped onto Shadow Flandre from above and ripped her wings off, making her fall to the ground. “Haha! How’s that?!?”
“You… you crafty little bitch! This is why I like you,” Shadow Flandre replied. “Perhaps you’ll go reward my real self after this, like you usually do?”
“What do you mean by that?” Miko asked.
“Er… long story, for another time,” Marisa replied, blushing. “Look, let’s just finish this and get outta here, okay?”
“Whatever you say,” I shrugged, before calling the All-Out Attack which ended the fight.
Once Shadow Flandre returned to normal, Marisa approached her and knelt down. “Flan, you don’t gotta keep doin’ this,” she said. “You know that bein’ in that basement is eatin’ away at your sanity day by day.”
Shadow Flandre looked up, with tears in her eyes. “I know that. I know there’s a world beyond the basement, but… I’m just too scared to face any of it!!!”
“Flan…” Marisa held her tight.
“You know it by now, don’t you?” Shadow Flandre said to her. “My power, how much people fear and hate me, call me a monster, an inhuman beast, how my name is only used to threaten people… my birth parents left me on the street, and it’s only because of onee-chan that I survived and found a family… then Mom and Dad died, and we didn’t want to lose each other, so she…”
My eyes widened. “You mean… you were adopted, and then…”
“Yeah,” Marisa said. “Nobody at the Mansion will say this, but Flan was found on a street somewhere in Oslo when Remi’s family visited one time. They took her back, cared for her, especially Remi who really treated her like a sister. Then Remi’s parents died, and she turned Flandre, who went from a normal girl to the all-destroying demon most people know her as. I guess, deep down, she doesn’t want to be treated that way…” Shadow Flandre sniffled as Marisa hugged her. “There, there. Big sister Marisa is here.”
“...*sniff* Thank you…” Marisa helped her up, then stepped back as Shadow Flandre faced us. “I guess these games aren’t too healthy, are they?”
“Y-yeah…” Morgana said nervously, before shaking his head. “But, whatever. Point is, we won your game, and you did make a promise.”
“That I did,” Shadow Flandre smiled. “I just wanted to make sure you all were strong enough to take on Patchouli-sama, and you passed with flying colors, even when I split you up. So now…” She leaned in. “There’s a secret passage into the Library through the wine cellar, through which Patchouli-sama sends her familiar to fetch her wine, both for her rituals and simply to drink. Sakuya-sama is the only one with the key to this cellar, although if she’s an ally of yours, I’m sure it won’t be much trouble. It’s so secret that not even Onee-chan knows about it.” She floated up, tossed us her sword, then began glowing. “Good luck on your mission. I would love to play with you all again.” She disappeared into light.
I walked forward and picked the sword up. “This sword…”
“Something wrong?” Nitori asked.
“My old Persona was named Loki, and wielded this sword,” I explained. “Fighting her shadow brought back memories, in a way. But, I have no need for this. King, this seems more like your type of weapon.”
“Then I’d be happy to accept it,” Miko replied, walking up to me, as I handed it over.
“A secret passage in the wine cellar… even I didn’t know about it, although if even Remi doesn’t, that’d make sense,” Marisa said. “Anyway, let’s head back, Crow, let's go talk to Sakuya again and explain the plan to her. We’re in prime position now to strike.”
“Agreed, let’s adjourn,” I replied, as we went back down and left Ethos.
“So Patchouli carved out a secret passage at some point?” Sakuya asked over sake at Marisa’s.
“That’s what Flandre’s shadow told us, yes,” I said.
“Hm, well, that would explain discrepancies in the wine supply, since I keep exact records of our stock. To be honest, I had suspected Marisa, especially since it is near Flandre’s room, or even Flandre herself, but now I know the truth: for all of Patchouli’s complaining about the black-white rat stealing her books, her own self-control is rather lacking.”
“Ah man, if I told Remi that, she’d laugh her ass off,” Marisa said. “In all seriousness, we need to find this passageway. Even if she has the main door shut tight, I bet she still has that thing open since no one knows about it.”
“Right, then we could deliver the calling card and open the way to her core,” Morgana said. “Although, I wonder if that will be enough. Her fortress is tied to her cognition; even if we snuck in the back and delivered the calling card that way, proving that her library isn’t impenetrable, if the main door is still closed, that might still bar our progress.”
“But if we can get in, we might be able to dispel the seal on the door,” I added. “If she sees us doing that, that should blow our path right open.”
“Funny you mention that, I went down briefly to analyze the seal. The spell keeping the door shut is right on the door’s back side, and the door itself is able to resist dispel magic. I know how to dispel enchantments, and could do that easily, just as long as I got on that side of the door.”
“I see,” I nodded. I began drawing our plan on a piece of paper. “Then, here’s what we’ll do: Sakuya will find the secret passage tonight and report back to us in the morning with its location. Me, Morgana and Marisa will then infiltrate the library with the calling card: Morgana will distract Patchouli and Koakuma while Marisa and I will destroy the seal on the door. The rest of the team will be waiting outside for the go signal. Once we’re ready, we’ll infiltrate the fortress, confront her shadow, and change her heart. Once her heart is changed, we should be able to obtain the holy water we need to revive Rumia.”
“Nitori’s runnin’ off calling cards as we speak,” Marisa said. “All we need to do now is wait ‘till morning.”
“And I assure you I will find that secret passage,” Sakuya said. “I do have as much time as I need, after all…”
Morgana looked down. “I still don’t know how I feel about how someone like you can mess with time and space, or that you use those powers to do housework. Then again, I’m sure this place has even weirder stuff.”
“Even those with superpowers can choose to lead peaceful lives if they want to,” Sakuya replied, petting Morgana. “Certainly I try to, considering my past, but even keeping the Mansion clean, elegant and under control is a never ending task.” Sakuya looked around the room. “Also, I see your house is much cleaner than usual. And that you have all the books that you ‘borrowed’ over there in a neatly organized pile.”
“Hey, I take pride in ownership,” Marisa said.
“Are you about to die, though?” Sakuya asked again. “You said you would return those books when you died, after all.”
“But you said returning books was part of the deal,” Marisa said.
“I did, but I never insisted on you returning all of them,” Sakuya continued. “Nor did I ever pressure you to clean up your house, as much as I poke you about it. For what reason are you choosing to do all of this now, I wonder?”
“It’s… nothing, just some spring cleaning,” Marisa grated.
“Is it now?” Sakuya smiled playfully. “...alright, I’ll take you for your word. I was just curious, it does resemble the behavior of someone getting their ‘place’ ready to show someone they love…”
“Don’t look too much into it,” Marisa shot back, blushing lightly. “I think the booze is startin’ to get to ‘ya, we all know you can’t keep it down to save your life. ‘Sides, this is high-class stuff imported from Outside, not like the local brews.” She got up and took Sakuya’s dish. “No more tonight, unless you want the Oni mash incident to happen again.”
“You mentioned that when we first met, what was that about?” I asked.
Marisa whispered into my ear.
My eyes widened in disbelief. “...is that so?”
“Yeah, and that’s the reason why she and Keine aren’t allowed to be near each other on full moons, and why Yukari 's spent years since then trying to convince people that Wyoming doesn’t exist.”
“What’s this now?” Morgana asked.
“Maybe later.”
I looked around. “Well, I suppose if we’re done, I’ll take Morgana back to the shrine, then head back for the night to rest up. I'll also leave a note for Reimu in case she returns while we’re still in the fortress.”
“You do that,” Marisa said. “I’ll prolly turn in myself after you all leave.”
“Then, good night,” Sakuya bowed, before disappearing. I ferried Morgana back to the shrine before returning to the shop. After a very long day, it was a boring and uneventful night, a calm before the storm of sorts. I hoped Reimu was having a good time, and was relaxing tonight before coming home and getting right back to it.
Chapter 104: Locked Girl ~ The Secret Girl's Room
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
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“Patchouli-sama, are you sure this is okay? We’ve been holed up here for weeks. I’m sure Remilia-ojousama is getting concerned-”
“It is of no concern. The only thing that matters is that all the knowledge in this library is mine. Mine, and mine alone.”
“Oh, well… here’s your tea, and the book you requested.”
“Thank you.”
Patchouli took the book from Koakuma and cracked it open while Koakuma set the tea down. She flipped through the pages. “Yes, this should do. I’ve been meaning to synthesize Thorium for a while, and if my recollections are true, this book should… hm?”
A card fell out, and Patchouli picked it up. “What is this? Did you put this here?”
“Ah, no, Patchouli-sama! I didn’t mess with the book at all!”
“Hm… then how did it get here?” Patchouli got up and looked around. “Surely, it wasn’t put there by someone, as nobody, not even Remi, should be able to…”
She noticed a shadow in the corner of her vision.
“Ah!” She chased after it, but it hid behind the bookshelf.
“Damn rat!” She raised her hand and moved the bookshelf with magic, causing the rat - or rather, a cat - to dash along the wall behind another bookshelf.
“A cat?! How did that get in here?!?” She glared at Koakuma. “You didn’t let it in, did you???”
“Er, no… but, it’s just a cat, it’s not like-”
“Don’t lecture me! This library is mine!!” Patchouli continued to chase after the cat, lobbing fireball after fireball at it, but it just trolled her, evading her shots while weaving between precious books which Patchouli dared not immolate. Her irritation running high, she eventually resorted to using wood magic to summon vines, surrounding the cat and cornering it.
“NYAA!”
Patchouli touched down as she held another fireball. “You cheeky little interloper… you shall die ruing that you sullied the grand sanctuary of knowledge itself…”
*BOOM*
“What?!?” Patchouli dropped the spell and looked to the side, and to her horror saw the door to the library wide open, the sealing spell rendered into tiny, glittering pieces on the floor, and cards scattered everywhere.
“Er- NOO!!!” She rushed over to the open door. “No… this was a trick! The damn furball distracted… I mean, how could anyone get in??? That seal was my master craft! This library… I mustn’t…”
She picked up another card and read it. “To Adeleine Bellesoleil-”
!!!
“...no…my true name… how did those…” She continued reading, her hand shaking in fear. “To Adeleine Bellesoleil, a great, arrogant sinner of Greed. Your reclusiveness and hermitage have put the Mansion and the whole of Gensokyo in grave danger of becoming imbalanced. Thus, we have chosen to take your distorted desires without fail. Kindly yours, the Day Breakers.”
She crumpled the card in anger and set fire to the rest. “Those wretched little rats! You think you can just barge into my library and then air my name for all the world to see?!?!”
“Ah… Patchouli-sama,” Koakuma said nervously. “I-is there anything I can…”
“GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BITCH!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, LETTING RATS IN!!!”
Koakuma shrunk back. “O… of course, Patchouli… sama…” She flew out into the main mansion with tears in her eyes, while Patchouli stood there, huffing and puffing, as static took over, the world darkened, and her shadow appeared.
“Very clever, Day Breakers. Very clever. I assume that moldy blonde harpy was the one who told you my secret? She’ll be first on my hit list once I dispose of you all… yes, you’ll make fine test subjects for my greatest achievement…”
We approached the mountain inside Patchouli’s fortress, and found a huge hole blasted into the side of it.
“Well, I’ll tell you what, that must’ve had a pretty damn strong effect on her cognition to do that,” Marisa smirked. She looked down at Morgana. “Thanks for keepin’ her eyes off us while we were breakin’ the ward.”
“No problem at all,” Morgana replied. “She left a clear way out of her trap anyway, I just pretended to be scared. Never doubt a true thief!”
“Hm… alright,” I mused.
A caravan of shadows led by Cognitive Marisa appeared. “Good work,” she said. “I knew you all could do it. Her guards are in disarray, but we expect them to regroup. So we’ll hold the line while you deal with Patchouli herself.”
“With eleven fighters, I don’t expect her to be a problem for us at all,” Mamiko assessed. “Even so, we must ensure that she never receives an opening.”
“Right, we don’t know what she’s got in store for us,” Nitori said. “So we shouldn’t hold back.”
“Hell yeah, let’s do this!” Marisa said, tipping her hat. She turned to her cognitive double. “I’ll make Patche eat her words about me never becomin’ a true magician!”
Cognitive Marisa smiled. “Hmhmhm… your spark burns as brightly as the Morning Star.” She reached into her bag and tossed Marisa a Balm of Life. “Promise you’ll come out in one piece?”
“Who do you think you’re talkin’ to?” Marisa turned around and walked toward the cave. “Now then, let’s move out!”
“Affirmative!” The rest of us followed her into the gaping maw.
Inside the cave, we found a vast hoard of treasure, gold coins, artifacts, and books. On the opposite wall, five stone dragon heads watched over the cavern.
“Well, I’ll tell you what, this is a dragon’s hoard, all right,” Reisen said. “An honest, authentic dragon’s hoard.”
“You think that means Patchouli is going to turn into a giant dragon or something?” Youmu said. “Because I’ve always wanted to fight a dragon.”
“Your priorities are kinda sideways, Fury,” Marisa said. “But that would be a fun fight, for sure.”
“Hello, Day Breakers.”
We stopped, and watched Patchouli’s shadow descend from up high, surrounded by five elemental crystals. Touching down, she raised her hand, keeping them hovering above her while a magic circle spun underneath her feet.
“Yo,” Marisa said. “I’ll tell ‘ya what, bet’cha didn’t know I could bust seals and wards like glass.”
“Perhaps,” Shadow Patchouli replied, “especially since you managed to do it. Any mage on my level could probably have broken the seal with a sneeze.”
“Or it was just a lousy seal,” Marisa said. “Ever thought of that? Or did you consider that leavin’ the back door open so you could send Koa to steal Remi’s wine would leave ‘ya wide open? I don’t think she really appreciates that, and frankly, it’s ironic that you steal stuff while complainin’ about me stealin’ books. Maybe that’s what makes you a magician.”
“Are you trying to irritate me?!?” Shadow Patchouli said angrily. “An idiot like you would never understand true magic! All you do is pilfer other’s great works and claim them as your own! Gather mushrooms so that you can get high and drug others! Lie and cheat to get on top! You would never understand the value of honest, hard work!”
“Yeah, I know, and I love it,” Marisa said. “Besides, you study the works of others all the time, and I’ve never seen you get off your ass to test your theories in the real world unless there’s an incident.” She leaned in. “Look, I get why you are what you are: you don’t wanna let those dogmatic pricks dictate what you can do with your life. I don’t, and look how strong and free I am.”
“Grr… shut up, SHUT UP!” She swept her hand. “Perhaps I’ll just have to crush you to dust to prove my superiority. A true magician like me should never lose to an insect like you! And I already know that violence is the only language that you understand…”
Marisa looked around. “This is a nice hoard, I’ll give ‘ya that. All the vast knowledge in your library, and your mind. Be a shame if someone were to take it all…” She pointed her bag gun behind her and sucked up all the treasure in the cave in mere seconds. “...oops.”
Shadow Patchouli’s aura flared up. “You little FUCK.”
“I mean, all that junk lyin’ around would’ve cluttered the arena up a tad much, don’tcha think?” Marisa shrugged. “Besides, now there’s no way we can lose. You have no coins, while we have all the continues we need…”
Byakuren stepped forward. “There is no right or wrong way to practice magic. Everyone has their own needs, methods, and reasons for becoming magicians. And there are various different schools, paths to tread on the way to master.” She pulled out her minigun. “...but, it’s clear that you won’t negotiate. In which case, I shall demonstrate my superior prowess.”
Reisen twirled her said. “Hehehehehe… you’re magic’s no good if I scramble your thoughts enough so you can’t pronounce your own damn name, Adeleine…”
“Look, we already know where this is going, so let’s just get straight to the point,” Nitori said.
“And I’ll show you how a true thief does it!” Morgana declared.
Shadow Patchouli seethed, then regained her composure, pulling out a remote control and clicking it, causing a purple-and-white striped pod with golden horns and a crescent moon decal on top to float down.
“You wretched little rats… very well. I suppose I’ll have to lay out the stairway to Heaven out to you all myself.” She entered the pod, which floated up. As it did the room quaked, and the eyes of the dragon’s heads on the wall lit up.
“Whoa, what is this???” Kana said, trying to steady herself.
The wall around the dragon heads fell away, along with the stone on the dragon heads themselves… revealing a massive, mecha dragon body, and each head was also metal and a different color: white, blue, black, red, and green. Shadow Patchouli’s pod floated up and slotted right into the chest cavity, from where she commandeered the robot. Stepping forward, the mecha’s heads rose up and let out a fierce, metallic roar, forcing us to cover our ears, before we steadied ourselves and prepared to face it.
“Behold my greatest work, the culmination of years of reading and research!” Shadow Patchouli boasted. “And you all will be rendered into scorch marks on the floor!”
Marisa chuckled. “Hey, nice-lookin’ robot you got there, Patche! Certainly spicier than your usual magic and crystals! Too bad I’m gonna smash it to bits!”
“Bring it on!” Shadow Patchouli dared.
Jumping straight into it, the Dragon Mecha revealed its first trick: each head spewed breath of two elements each: White used Bless and Nuclear. Blue used Water and Ice. Black used Psychic and Curse. Red used Fire and Electric. Green used Wind and Earth.
“Yeowzers!” Aya barely escaped a combination Electric-and-Water attack. “Doktor, what can you tell us??”
“Well, like you’ve seen, each head uses two elements,” Nitori explained, “and reflects each of the ones that it uses, to boot. But, each head is also weak to each of their opposites, so Ice and Wind for the red head, for instance.”
“What about the body?” Miko asked. “Where the pod is? If we take that out, it will destroy the whole machine.”
“No good, each head also protects the body,” Nitori said. “It has the same resistances as each remaining head. Physical attacks won’t help us, either, since as long as there’s so much as one head left, it’s immune to those, too.”
“Well, son of a bitch,” Marisa said. “Patche’s certainly got her bases covered, just as expected. Lemme guess: we take out each head and expose the body? Seems simple enough.”
I observed the dragon mech while dancing around its attacks, including elemental breath, tail and claw swipes. “True, but having to manage five heads will get chaotic very fast. Each head can intercept an attack meant for another, impeding our progress.”
“Hmm…” Kana thought for a moment, then dashed forward, baiting the white head to hit her with holy light breath. “Catch me if you can!” She taunted, as the head tracked her, inadvertently striking the black head in the process, heavily damaging it and causing it to retaliate.
“What the- you’re not supposed to infight! Obey my commands, dammit!!” Shadow Patchouli shouted through her speaker.
Kana posed, winked and stuck her tongue out. “Haha! Just like I thought!”
“Two heads are better than one, but after that it seems there are diminishing returns…” Miko turned around. “And Rose just demonstrated that we can make them infight.”
“Ah, so we turn them against each other!” Aya said. “That sounds rather fun, actually.”
“We’ll certainly conserve energy if that’s the case,” Mamiko said. “Then we can pick off surviving heads before going straight for the body.”
Reisen grinned. “Heh, well I really wanted to rip ‘em apart myself, but making them fight their friends is satisfying, too.”
“Alright then, if that’s the case, then here’s our plan,” I said. “Each of us shall coordinate to bait the heads whose attacks we’re weak to into striking the others. Once we get all five heads fighting with each other, we’ll whittle them down with magic attacks before leaving a sole surviving head, which we shall then focus our attack on, then once it’s destroyed we’ll target the body.”
“Alright then, let's do it!” Morgana jumped up and drew the attention of the red head, which attempted to blast him with lightning.”NYAHAHA! You can’t catch me!”
Then a bolt actually struck him, only for it to do nothing. He flashed a yellow brooch. “And I’m prepared even if you do! I’m not some amateur!”
“Damn you!” Shadow Patchouli shouted, commanding the head to breathe fire in rage, only to hit the blue head and causing them to attack each other. Then Reisen baited the white head into attacking the black one, leaving the green head which I stunned with a freshly fused Dionysus and his Electric and Water attacks.
“Excellent,” I said. “The heads are all tied up.”
“This will be no problem at all,” Miko said. “Seems she’s not quite the inventive genius she believed herself to be.”
“Yeah, ‘ya hear that Patche??” Marisa shouted. “Your dragon mech’s kinda trash-”
*KABOOM*
“SHIT!” We ducked for cover as the mech exploded, leaving the pod hovering in midair.
“Feh, I knew that bucket of bolts was a failure,” Shadow Patchouli said. “Guess I’ll just have to beat you all down with the basics!” The pod started firing curving beams, orbs, and other assorted danmaku, and the fight suddenly became akin to a Dr. Wily fight.
“Well, I mean, if you knew that thing was trash, then why not start like that?” Marisa shrugged, before flashing her claws and jumping up on top of the pod, trying to throw its movement off while the rest of us focused fire. Nitori apparently took this competing evil doctor personally, because she moved in closer and had each of her Persona’s four snake heads latch onto the pod while she pulled out a giant hammer and started whacking away at the glass visor. Undaunted, Shadow Patchouli did a Barrel Roll, shaking them both off before issuing a challenge.
“All the knowledge in this library is MINE!” she yelled. “Nobody can have it! My knowledge is not for borrowing! I mustn’t allow it!”
“How unfortunate,” Miko lamented. “Knowledge is not to be hoarded, but to be shared and built upon. There’s no doubt that knowledge is power, but how good is that power if you never give it a chance to grow and evolve?”
Shadow Patchouli replied by blasting her with lasers, forcing her to dodge.
“Let’s save the talk for after she’s defeated,” Byakuren said, readying her Persona to fire Kougaon. “She’s not thinking rationally in her current state.”
“Right,” Morgana nodded, before jumping into action. The rest of us followed suit. Shadow Patchouli’s pod was agile, mobile, and possessed tons of firepower, but we were able to match her. Most of us started mastering our first “heavy” spells by now, including Youmu and Kana, and we were able to lob those at her to do real damage. I myself also had some strong Personas I could use including Garuda, Jatayu, Koumokuten and Daisoujou, and switched back and forth between those and my ever-trusty Bond to keep up the pace.
Eventually, Aya used a unique, special skill she called “Hunter’s Mark” to cast a target on Shadow Patchouli; she then followed this up with a shot from her rifle, landing a critical hit on the propulsion system and causing it to fall to the floor, smoking and choking.
“Did we do it??” Youmu asked.
…
Suddenly, the ground rumbled again, and dust and bricks filled the air as a truly massive mech styled after Patchouli herself, complete with drill-hands and a comical anime frowny face, emerged from the ground.
“Oh, you’ve GOTTA be kiddin’ me!!” Marisa said, slapping her face.
“I won’t lose, not as long as my vast library holds innumerable tricks!” Shadow Patchouli declared.
“This is like an overly long gag at this point,” Nitori said. “Oh well, let’s just take this thing on, I guess.”
“Right, only one way forward!” Kana said as we engaged this “Mecha-Patchouli.” This mech could shoot drills, fire more lasers, and buff itself. Nothing we weren’t used to dealing with at this point, until it stopped, held up its arms, and began to flash blue.
“Oh shit,” Nitori said. “Get outta the way!!”
Me and Marisa barely dodged the blue energy wave which the mech fired, taking out half our team in the process as it slammed into them.
“Argh!” Miko exclaimed.
“Shit, this ain’t good,” Marisa said, before pulling her Persona out to use Samarecarm on the fallen fighters, exhausting herself in the process. “Haah… least I had that, but…”
“We’re not in a good position right now,” Morgana said, throwing her a Chewing Soul. “We can’t let that attack hit anyone, or else…”
“DIE!” Shadow Patchouli started charging up again.
“Crap, duck!” We all scattered, and Mecha Patchouli went to fire the attack-
*CRASH*
Suddenly, a large object slammed into the mech, throwing it off-balance and causing the attack to backfire, heavily damaging it.
“What the?!”
We looked around, and saw Reimu, wings spread, touch the ground, with an odd, fluffy orange cat on her back.
“S-Seraph??”
Reimu looked up. “You guys really thought you could pull a fast one by starting a party without me?”
“Mreow!”
I looked at Marisa. “But wait, how could she-”
“I left the name, location and distortion on a piece of paper in ‘er donation box in case she came back early,” Marisa said. “Never hurts to be prepared.”
“Ah… right.” I fixed my tie. “Well then, why don’t we settle this dance, once and for all?”
“Grr… meddling brats!!” Shadow Patchouli came back at us, but the severely damaged mech was little match for our might, and we eventually destroyed the legs and arms, rendering it immobile.
“Alright, time to end this!” Marisa tipped her hat, then jumped up and used a Nuclear-powered punch to break the visor wide open, pulling Shadow Patchouli out as the mech exploded (as often happens), before they fell to the floor, fists flying in a big ball of violence which ran a full circuit around the edge of the cave before moving to the center, where Marisa used her wrestling skills to put Shadow Patchouli in a submission hold. Nitori then simply walked over and gave her a punt to the side, causing her to stop resisting and lie there.
We approached Shadow Patchouli as a group. “Gotta admit,” Marisa said. “For all your magical might, you’re still really lousy in a fistfight, perhaps even worse than during the Scarlet Weather incident."
Shadow Patchouli pushed herself off the ground, rubbing the side of her head. “Feh… tenacious as ever, aren’t you, black-white rat?”
“Why don’t you just call me Marisa?” Marisa asked. “Because, let’s be real: I can’t be so weak and beneath you that you keep considering me nothing more than a dirty rat. I always dared you to come back and take the books back. Hell, I would’ve even handed ‘em over without a fight. I only did it because I wanted to become a real magician, and wanted to learn from the best, share knowledge and expertise from the best.” She looked down. “Y’know, when I first met you, you seemed all dull and lonely in that library, and I wanted to break you out of your shell. But you kept pushing me away…”
“You don’t understand,” Shadow Patchouli said. “Where I grew up, society looked down on and demonized my curiosity, especially since I was a little girl learning arcane magic. The town would’ve had my head if anyone found out. I didn’t have the luxury of a master to guide my studies.” She stood up and faced Marisa. “Remi offered an escape. Remi offered me the freedom to practice my craft. And I sympathized with her too: she may have been the ‘Scarlet Devil,’ but she walked the path of faith and light, not that anyone else cared, because they only saw a blood-sucking monster.” She started crying. “You know how it is! Those bigoted bastards who seek to oppress and destroy anyone who doesn’t conform to their choking standards! I didn’t want to be forced to be something I wasn’t, especially if I wasn’t going to be rewarded for it! This library is all I have! This knowledge! This power! I can’t go back to being weak! I can’t… I can’t…”
Marisa hugged her. “I get it. I know what it’s like, bein’ shunned just because of who you are. Especially when you feel alone, and it’s you against the world. That pressure can crack even the strongest of wills.” She stepped back. “That’s why it pays to have friends. Then the world becomes just a little bit less scary, if ‘ya have someone who’s got your back.”
“She’s right,” Morgana said. “I gathered a group of tricksters who all felt the same way you do, and they all became stronger people just by having each other. And this guy…” He looked up at me, and I looked at Shadow Patchouli.
“I came back from the brink of darkness and made real friends,” I said, “in the process showing them all out of their hopelessness and complacency. When it comes to friends, the blood of the covent is thicker than the water of the womb, and the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.”
Shadow Patchouli looked at us in surprise, then smiled. “Yeah… to be honest, I was always jealous of Marisa. Even though she was inexperienced, she had hope, light, laughter and determination which was out of my reach when I was her age. A fleeting star whose light I could scarcely catch, even with my vast wisdom and skill…”
We heard clapping behind us, as Cognitive Marisa came in with her Ganesha guards.
“Well done,” Cognitive Marisa said. “Seems like the heist is completed, and the ruler of the hoard humbled.”
Shadow Patchouli chuckled. “Heh… you couldn’t break through my barrier yourself, so instead you helped and supported your child to do it instead.”
Marisa froze.
“...huh??”
Cognitive Marisa held out her arms, glowed radiantly, then changed form, into a woman with green hair, a fair face, and a flower-print robe.
I stared at her. “...you are…”
“Hmhm. Of course.” She walked toward Marisa. “You’ve grown into a fine, young woman. It’s unfortunate that I could never be there to see you blossom, that I could never be there for you, guide you, and help you grow as a person and as a magician. But I can easily see that you have managed quite well, and even helped others overcome their own challenges, and break out of their own shells.”
Marisa stood wide-eyed, and began to tear up. “...M-Mom??” She stepped towards her. “I mean… how did you… why are you…?”
Marisa’s mother chuckled. “I traveled to all sorts of different places after your birth, eventually ending up in this realm of cognition. I’ve watched you, through your trials and tribulations, your actions, your relationships, all the while wandering through this space of wonder and imagination, the culmination of all I had been studying. I came to this place as soon as it formed, knowing you would come here. And now, we meet each other again.”
“But…you…” Marisa shook in place, then sighed. “...I get it. Those bastards forced you and Dad apart, because you were a ‘monster’ who couldn’t be trusted or loved. That’s why he got the way he did, didn’t he? He didn’t want me to become a ‘monster’ who the townspeople would try to lynch. He didn’t want the Hakurei to have to ‘exterminate’ me. He didn’t want me to go out and get myself killed, because I was his only reminder of you. And yet…”
Marisa sobbed. She showed weakness which she never before allowed anyone to see. And we all felt for her. Most of all Reimu, who came over to her and held her.
“Starburs- …no, Marisa,” Reimu said softly. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
Marisa looked up. “Because I didn’t want you to laugh at me for being weak.”
“You know I don’t think you’re weak,” Reimu replied. “You’re the strongest, most persistent person I know. You push through challenges all the time, no matter the odds, where other people would give up. And I know the pain of not having my mother too, not having her to guide me and carry me when I was weak.”
…
“I sympathize too,” I said, stepping forward. “Feeling like you must absolutely be the best at everything you do in an attempt to defy a world who scorns your existence… and feeling like you must never show weakness, no matter how much that urge corrodes you from within…”
“But Marisa,” Nitori added. “Don’t forget about the light you bring to people’s lives. Don’t forget about the energy you bring to every occasion. Don’t forget about your reckless optimism in the face of doom and despair. You have lots of people who love and respect you, and we’re all here to support you, no matter what.”
Marisa looked at all of us, then smiled. “...heh. Thank you. Guess all I needed was a reminder of just how much everyone cares about me.” She looked at her mother. “So… what about you?”
“I would like to make up for lost time,” she said. “Not only because I want to guide you and see you grow, but because the world faces dark times.” She held out her hand, which caused Marisa’s Persona, which we now recognized as her subconscious memory of her mother, to summon itself. “Allow me to forever watch over you. And please promise me that you will reconcile with Masato, so that he no longer suffers.” The two beings glowed white, then fused into a new one: an androgynous figure with blonde hair, segmented horns, and myriad wings, which turned back into Marisa mask and floated down onto her face.
Marisa stood up and clenched her fist. “...thank you. Now that we’re back together, I’ll make sure to bring this show to its end.”
“So you mother… she fused with your Persona??” Morgana wondered, before smiling. “Just like Seraph over here. I guess you two are a lot alike, looking up to your moms so much.”
“Yeah…” Marisa turned back to Shadow Patchouli. “You’re still here, huh?”
At that moment, the core floated down right in front of Shadow Patchouli. She reached out to it, paused, then pulled her hand back.
“Hm? What is it?” Nitori asked.
“I… I’m starting to remember,” Shadow Patchouli replied.
“Remember… what?” Byakuren asked.
“I remember… I was studying in my library, all the while thinking about my past, my upbringing in Toulouse, my keeping my studies a secret from my family, Remi being the first person I could trust to show my true self…” She paused. “It’s… only a faint recollection, a subconscious one perhaps, but… I recall a figure.”
“...what kind of figure?” I asked with suspicion.
“It was… hold on, I’m remembering some more. She… a black hat with a yellow ribbon, and a green skirt is all I remember.”
!!!
“Koishi…” Reimu said threateningly.
All of a sudden, Shadow Patchouli’s minions emerged into the chamber, glowing dark and chanting “bring the prisoner back in control. Bring the prisoner back in control.” They started charging at as, and Marisa shook Shadow Patchouli.
“Uh, Patche, break that thing now so we can get outta here!!!”
“AH! Well… alright.” Shadow Patchouli summoned a magic crystal which vaporized the chain barrier, sending light everywhere and knocking the shadows back. We ran straight for the cave exit, right as the fortress disappeared.
After we escaped the fortress, most of us went back home while me, Reimu, Marisa, and the two cats headed straight back for the Shrine, where we hoped to debrief and catch up, only to find a certain someone waiting for us there.
“Sumireko??”
“Took you long enough,” she scowled. “Looks like you got the important players with you too.” She turned around. “Let’s go in. We have a lot to discuss.”
…
“...I see.” I turned to Reimu. “It sounds like yours wasn’t the relaxing trip it was meant to be.”
“Tell me about it,” Reimu said, petting Ivan who was sitting in her lap. In the corner, the bird, Jerri, was cooped up in a bird cage, with Sunny taunting her with a rice cracker. “Not only was I hounded by a bunch of idiots because I sucked down a burger at the speed of light-”
“Reminds me of that one time at Remi’s when you ate the entire quail-in-a-chicken-in-a-duck-in-a-turkey-in-a-pig Sakuya prepared to feed thirty-two people,” Marisa cut in.
“Er, yes,” Reimu dismissed. “Not only that, but we fell into a cognitive world which, long story short, Koishi somehow made to hold her and her sisters’ shadows prisoner, and we only fell in because Ann can open Gaps, and I guess Yukari is messing with her dreams, according to Sumireko.”
I slumped. “This is a lot to take in. I'm glad everything worked out and those sisters were reunited… but at the same time it raises numerous concerning points.”
“By the way, where are they now?” Morgana asked.
“You mean Tenshi and Tao?” Reimu said. “I think they’re with Mokou getting materials to build a house.”
“I see.” He looked back at us. “In any case, this is becoming a real incident. A girl who can be seen but not remembered, running around and arousing people’s distorted desires, and a possibly rogue sage tormenting Lady Ann.”
“Between what Patche’s shadow said and what Sumi here is sayin’, my mind’s startin’ to think that Koishi is our culprit, but it’s too early to say,” Marisa said.
“Precisely,” Reimu replied, “which is why I asked Tao to paint that mural, to try and lure Koishi back here so we can deal with her properly.”
I thought for a moment, then came up with an idea. “If Koishi really is responsible for this incident, then our previous targets ought to have similar vague memories of her. I suggest we interrogate them on the subject. Byakuren will be easiest, as she is one of our teammates, followed by Yuyuko, one of our confidants. Getting answers from Megumu, Seiga and especially Yuuma will be more challenging without revealing ourselves, but we must be thorough. If we can link a thread, then that should be all the proof we need.”
“Not a bad idea,” Sumireko said. “If Koishi’s involved, we gotta run over everything with a fine-toothed comb, and leave no stone unturned. As for Ann…”
At that moment, Ran and Yuyuko walked into the room. “Don’t mind if we do?”
Reimu sighed. “I'm sorry I couldn’t go into more detail during the trip, there was just too much to discuss and there were a lot of people.”
“No need to apologize,” Ran bowed. “And… if I must say, you wielded your new powers rather impressively. That man will surely think twice before trying to have his way with women again.”
“Heh, damn right,” Reimu smirked. “But… let’s just get to the elephant in the room.”
“That is, Yukari and Ann.” Yuyuko sat down. “I’ve known Yukari for the vast majority of my life. It isn’t unusual for her to target individuals Outside for surveillance purposes, however this doesn’t seem to be in line with her normal behavior, specifically targeting a young woman’s dreams and psyche.”
“And her specific brand of powers over boundaries are supposed to be unique to her,” Sumireko said.
“Well, I mean, I do have a similar, weaker power over boundaries,” Reimu added, “but not like Yukari’s and certainly not to her extent.”
“I see,” I nodded. “Of course, she would doubtlessly be aware of the Phantom Thieves, and so she would have reason to keep a close eye on them, but I wonder why she would target Ann specifically, unless…” I turned to Ran. “Is it possible for Yukari to grant her power to individuals, or else channel her power through them?”
Ran shook her head. “No, impossible. Yukari-sama’s powers are hers, and hers alone. She would never allow anyone else to gain similar powers if they didn’t have them already. And while she can channel her power through Shikigami such as myself and Chen, to my knowledge she can’t do so through other beings not bound to her will.”
Yuyuko thought for a moment, then said, “what if… and this is a long shot, but it’s certainly a possibility. What if Ann herself has Gap powers?”
“I was wondering the same thing, as much as I don’t want to believe it,” Reimu said.
“Y’know,” Marisa said, “Alice and Patche have both told me ‘bout how people with innate magical talent can face… issues with controlling their powers.”
“”What do you mean by that?” I asked.
“Well, okay, so, a big part of how magic works is there’s a jillion leylines criss-crossing the world and the universe, some large, some small. Some leylines are fleeting and only last a few moments, while others have existed since the Big Bang. These leylines carrying mana pierce through everything, including living things, which is how we can use magic. Some people, however, naturally draw more leylines to themselves, and these are the sort of people who become magicians. The more leylines you draw in, the stronger your magic and the easier you can become a magician. However, having that much mana course through your body, especially if you don’t know how to control it, can cause you to inadvertantly let it out in stressful situations, and in extreme cases can drive you insane, which causes many would-be magicians Outside to end up committed to asylums and psych wards.”
“Like when Ann was accosted by those punks,” Sumireko said. “Or when Reimu put her on the spot when the place started to collapse.”
“But hold on,” Morgana said. “I thought you established that magical powers which work Outside don’t work in the Metaverse.”
“I have a theory about that,” I said. “That may have been true at the time, but I feel the boundary between material and mental has been steadily degrading ever since we started investigating the fortresses, if it hadn’t already been breaking down before that. Okina can use her powers in the Metaverse, so that assumption was never fully true to begin with, but she wields enough power that it might be an exception. Perhaps strong enough powers, or ones which can directly influence cognition or else blur the lines of reality, are unaffected. Or perhaps…” I looked over the table. “Enough people are starting to believe in magic that some powers are starting to work in the Metaverse.”
“Hmm… that would make sense,” Morgana said. “Between the Phantom Thieves, the God of Control, Maruki’s Actualization, and everything else before that, people would start questioning how the world actually works, and enough supernatural stuff happening all at once would cause people to start believing in magic, ghosts and spirits en masse.”
“Which also has implications for Gensokyo,” Yuyuko added. “The entire reason for Gensokyo’s existence is to serve as a last refuge for things which humans no longer believe in. Humans Outside believing in magic would have implications for that premise…”
I shook my head. “This incident has too many moving parts. Magic, leylines, the nature of Ann’s powers, Koishi, fortresses…” I turned to Yuyuko. “Tell me. What can you tell me about Koishi?”
“Well, certainly, I’ve always been concerned about her and her powers,” Yuyuko replied. “Although I have never personally dealt with her, or at least would never recall doing so. But…” She held her head. “Now that you’re asking me about it, I feel like… I don’t know, but ever since when I first met you, I’ve been having hazy recollections of a girl in a yellow shirt and a green skirt, a short while before I fell into that distortion… I was thinking about my past, my weakness, my bad tendency to try and eat my way out of it… It’s difficult to remember, but… that must be her, isn’t it?”
“Sounds about right,” Sumireko said.
“Interesting,” I said. “So first Patchouli, and now you. If the others corroberate your story, then we may very well have our culprit, and know what to look out for.”
My eyes drifted back to Jerri, who the fairies were still busy tormenting. “Ah, hey!” She protested. “Those are my flight feathers!”
“You mean you can’t fly, even if you have wings?” Luna asked.
“That seems kinda lame,” Star said.
My eyes then turned to Ivan, who was still purring in Reimu’s lap. Morgana took an interest in him, too.
“You sure you have enough fur there, mister?” Morgana asked. “Seems kinda warm.”
Ivan opened his eyes. “You get used to it.”
!
“NYAA!” Morgana jumped back. “Y-you can talk, too?!?”
Ivan jumped onto the table, then talked again, I swear, in a James Earl Jones voice. “It’s only out there where I can’t talk. I can do so just fine in Gensokyo.”
“Wha-” Reimu shook her head. “You should have just told me.”
“Intriguing.” I looked at Ivan. “So, it’s true that you’re one of Koishi’s pets, you and Jerri both. And you both went looking for her, in order to try and stop her from spreading distortion and destruction.”
Ivan looked down. “We were two of her first pets… We personally watched her seal her third eye. We knew from that point that things would never be the same. Before that, she… she was very artistic, and had an active imagination, but also deeply regretted the persecution and scorn that Satori such as her and Satori-sama faced.” He turned to the fairies. “Could I get you all to stop bothering Jerri for a moment?”
The fairies looked at him. “Oh? Another talking cat? Well… whatever.” They stepped away, allowing Jerri to address us.
“Ack, I swear, those girls have no tact.” She shook her feathers. “Then again, I should know better than to expect fairies to have any concept of maturity or self-restraint.”
“Ivan believes you have something to say,” I said.
“Ah, well… I did catch part of the conversation, there isn't much I would be able to add,” she replied. “I did use Tao for her powers, in an attempt to draw Koishi-sama out… It was fortuitous that Ivan managed to find other Persona users to break Tao and her sisters free of their curse and force Koishi-sama’s shadow to show herself.”
“I told you I could do it,” Ivan boasted. “I just needed a little time. I will say, though, I didn’t realize how much Outsider humans are fascinated with fluffy, orange cats.”
“Welcome to the internet,” Sumireko said.
“Wait, so, if you could perceive the distortions,” Marisa asked, “does that mean-”
“Yes, I did see the God of Control,” Ivan replied. “I even followed the Phantom Thieves and hung back at a safe distance as they battled him. I did the same for the doctor.”
“So you were there the whole time,” Morgana said. “But then, not only was Jerri controlling Tao for months, but that also means-”
“Whoever is responsible for the fortresses was already active during Yaldabaoth’s reign of terror,” I finished for him. “Then doubtlessly took advantage of the vacuum left by him and Maruki to expand their power and influence. And through it all, outside of anyone’s notice, was a girl in a yellow-and-green dress…”
Reimu stretched out. “This is all way too much. Most incidents don’t go on for nearly this long, or require as much brainpower. But then again, there’s no such thing as a ‘normal’ incident, is there?”
“Damn straight,” Marisa said.
“Right.” Reimu looked at Jerri. “Now then, tomorrow we’ll go down, and whatever Satori says, you’ll accept, correct?”
“Yes,” Jerri nodded.
“Okay. And you…” She scratched behind Ivan’s ears. “You’re welcome anytime, little mister.”
“By the way, what’s with the deep, manly voice?” Yuyuko asked.
“We watched this film one time-”
“Thought so,” Sumireko cut in.
Reimu turned to Ran next. “Now then… about Ann… we can’t just let her go, can we?”
“I’ve already arranged to interview her,” Ran said. “I directed one of my personal sleeper agents to deliver a message to her, inviting her to come answer questions for us. We’ll be paying for her travel and food expenses, of course. With Yukari-sama unavailable, it is a bit more effort, but I do what I can.”
“Sounds like a plan,” Marisa said. She paused, then looked down. “...Mom…”
Reimu moved closer to her. “Guess it’s your turn to take a break.”
Marisa shook her head. “I mean… I never knew her, and yet… I owe so much to her. My skill, my magic, my charisma… heh, guess I’m not as ‘ordinary’ as I like to claim I am, am I?”
“Were you ever?” Reimu said. “If nothing else, most people don’t have anywhere near the charisma or determination that you do. I mean, I’ll admit I’m a lazy bum when not on the job, but-”
“Oh so now you admit it?” Marisa jabbed.
“Why not? I hate lying,” Reimu said.
“Heh, right.” Marisa stood up. “Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter, one way or another. All that matters is that I got Mom with me, and I can face the world same as always, except better. Ain’t nothin’ me and Helel can't solve with enough force, that’s for sure.”
“Is that your new Persona’s name?” I asked.
“Yup.”
“I see…”
The door opened, and Maruki came in with a stack of ofuda. “I’m done with the ofuda,” he said.
Reimu took one and inspected it. “Hmm…” She smirked. “You’re getting better. Some bugs we could iron out, but I can use most of these.”
“I’m glad to see you’re doing well,” Yuyuko said to him.
“Do you still have a dead body for me to see?” He asked.
“I suppose, but right now it’s under the Saigyou Ayakashi tree,” Yuyuko said. “And yes, it’s my own dead body.”
“Yeesh,” Morgana said, folding his ears down. “It weirds me out, hearing someone talk about her own corpse.”
“As soon as you die, I’m sure you’ll get it,” Ran said to him. “I just find it amusing that a talking cat-like being is having trouble accepting Gensokyo.”
“Cat-like being… well, you do better than most, but on the other hand you’re an elder youkai, so I don’t know how I feel.”
“Wha- Elder???” Ran pouted. “Young man, I’ll have you know!”
“Oh, come now,” I said. “You’re just the same as back then.”
“Yeah, and you’ve changed a lot and somehow not at all,” Morgana shot back.
“I suppose that’s true,” I smiled. “I found a place where I can be myself, after all. Isn’t that right, Sumireko-”
She was gone.
“Huh, must’ve woken up.” Reimu looked at the clock. “Wait, how is it already 1 A.M.?”
Marisa yawned. “Yeah, now that you mention it, mind if I sleep over tonight?”
“Not at all,” Reimu said.
“Well, I should probably start back myself,” Morgana said, stretching.
“You do that then.” Morgana took off, then so Yuyuko and Ran, who said their good nights before heading out.
I paused, then asked, “er, if it’s no trouble, would you two mind if I…”
Marisa snickered. “Well, I mean, I dunno, since you could-” She laughed. “Nah, of course you can, as long as Rei says so.”
Reimu thought for a moment. “Well, knowing you, you won’t do anything funny, so, yes.”
I bowed. “Thank you. In that case…”
*BOMF*
Marisa giggled. “You just wanna milk the whole sleepover thing for what it’s worth, don’tcha? And you waited until Mona was gone, actin’ all cool and stuff, before doin’ it, right?”
“Perhaps, perhaps not,” I said coyly.
Maruki, who was still there, paused, before saying, “You really… I think I’ll show myself back into the cell for the night.”
“Yeah, whatever,” Reimu said, dismissing him. She yawned. “Well, I’m bushed. Let's get to bed. We got a lot of shit to do in the morning.”
“Indeed we do,” I replied.
“Right then.” We all got ready for bed, bathing and slipping into robes, then pulled out extra futons. Reimu slept in the middle while me and Marisa slept on either side.
…
“...mmh… no, you can’t. That’s my orange…”
What was she dreaming about? I wondered.
Notes:
Another fan material reference, this time to Mega Mari, which I just realized is 18 freaking years old.
In that game, Mecha-Patchouli's illusion attack rips off about 75% of your health, so, yeah, it would take out most injured fighters it hits.
Chapter 105: The Archangel's Judgement
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5/1
Goro
The three of us, alongside Jerri and Ivan, made sure to leave early for Satori’s mansion, Chireden. As usual, we made our way through the caverns leading us to Former Hell, toward the bridge which Parsee guarded so jealously.
“Remember when this place was swarmin’ with zombie fairies and whatnot?” Marisa said. “Feels kinda weird seein’ it so barren and cold.”
“That just makes our job easier,” Reimu replied.
“I remember that incident,” Ivan commented. “You two fought rather well. I actually helped Rin out with creating the spirit geyser to alert you all.”
“They treat each other like brother and sister,” Jerri said. “I recall he was a little sad when she gained a human form while he didn’t.”
“Mostly because she tries to rub my belly, which I’ll have you know is touched only on my terms,” Ivan said.
“You two sound like you kept quite busy following your master’s… decision,” I said.
“Satori-sama is a good steward of the spirits of Former Hell,” Ivan said, “but I will never forget the moment she found me, a lost kitten, and Jerri, a crying hatchling, wandering the expanses alone. She took us home and gifted us to her baby sister, who had just the brightest eyes and exuberant smile…”
“Are you two her only pets?” I asked.
“We’re the only ones who still care,” Jerri replied. “All the others wrote her off and became Satori-sama’s pets instead, but we were special. We were first, and we refused to give up, no matter what. In my case, that led me to commit shameful actions…”
“I get it, if I was in your position, I’d prolly resort to morally questionable methods myself,” Marisa said.”Especially considern’ what we’re dealin’ with here.”
“Indeed,” I nodded.
We made it to the bridge, where Parsee sat kicking her feet around. She saw us, and got up to greet us.
“Oh hey, if it isn’t the whole trio,” she said. “What’s going on, the end of the world?”
“We’re here on business, to meet Satori-sama,” I said.
“Oh, really? Good luck,” Parsee replied. “Last time I tried to talk to her, she just recited back everything I wanted to say, and then everything I didn’t. What possessed you all to go visit her?”
“We’re returning her errant pets,” I said.
Parsee tilted her head. “You know, I’ve heard the stories. I’m jealous of everyone, of course, but I’d kill to have your kind of charisma and wit. You seem like the kind of person who just waltzes into a room, does shit without caring what anyone thinks, and then leaves. You know they’re all still talking about the booze bust.”
“Oh, wow, rare to hear actual admiration out of you,” Marisa said.
“He’s an exception.” Parsee said. She stood back. “Well, I guess I shouldn’t hold you up for long. You’re all the Resolver Trio, after all.”
“Well, I’m honored that we’re considered a trio,” I smiled.
We continued through Former Hell, past the main town and through more caverns, before reaching an opulent palace on the border between the caverns and the hellfire below. The palace stood out from its surroundings, with its well-manicured gardens, its stone fountains, and its paradoxical aura of life and death emanating from it. All around, animals, both living and spirits, attended to the grounds, ensuring it was as impeccably presentable as could be.
“This is the place,” Marisa said. She looked around, and saw Eiki up above. Touching down, Eiki walked up to us.
“What an interesting coincidence,” Eiki said. “I assume you three are all here on business as well?”
“You could say we’re bringing these two home,” I said.
“I see,” Eiki nodded. “I am here on a regular visit to Satori-sama to brief each other on updates in Former Hell and Hell, respectively, and ensure the spirits are being well-managed.”
“Does that not take away from the time you need to judge souls?” I asked.
“I have a lighter workload than most Yama,” Eiki explained, “as you know by now. That combined with being in Gensokyo specifically means I have a few other duties to pad out my schedule, and one of them is these regular check-ins.” She turned around. “This place is still infested with evil spirits from the old times. We have been seeking a permanent solution for quite some time; Utsuho has long been working on her capstone project of a true, self-sustaining subterranean sun which could keep the furnace and the nuclear reactors fueled without the need to add corpses to it and create more evil spirits, but she keeps hitting a mental block which stops her from doing so…”
Reimu motioned toward the palace. “Why don’t we go in? We’ll be quick so that you can get your business done.”
“Absolutely.” We walked toward the front doors, and animal spirits opened them for us before guiding us through the palace. On the top floor, right in front of the stairs, was Satori’s office. More animal spirits opened the doors, allowing us inside.
Satori herself appeared to be working on documents. I couldn’t make out much of her from behind her desk, but I could see she had magenta hair which went past her shoulders, and that she was wearing glasses.
“Satori-sama,” Eiki announced. “I have come to deliver the report.”
Satori looked up and smiled. “Ah, Eiki-sama. Welcome.” She got up from her desk and walked around to greet us. She was wearing a formal business suit with a black skirt and black heeled shoes, and was overall very sharply dressed and styled. What stood out to me most, however, was the red eyeball attached to her body by veins, which seemed to stare at me intently. “I see you brought guests this time, although I can tell they’re not actually with you.”
“Your ability to read minds never fails,” Eiki said.
Reimu stepped forward. “Yeah, so, we’re here to-”
“Deliver Koishi’s pets?” I could already tell,” Satori said smugly.
Reimu sighed. “See, this is why you don’t have friends, you keep finishing people’s sentences for them.”
Ivan jumped out and stood before Satori. “I have returned,” he said.
“Indeed you have,” she replied, scratching behind his ears. “And you’ve been up to a lot, it would seem.” She looked up to Jerri. “As have you.”
“Yes… I do apologize,” Jerri replied.
“Right.” She looked at us. “And you are here because…”
“We’re here because these two have been quite involved in goings-on Outside,” I said.
Satori smirked. “Ah, yes, Akechi-san. I’ve heard much about you from Okuu. I have always wanted to summon you, but…” She held her head, and seemed to begin to hyperventilate. “A person… who cannot be read…”
“Hm? Oh, yes, I do have that ability,” I nodded.
Satori gripped the table, seemingly unable to handle being in the presence of someone whose mind she could not read, before she steadied herself, shook out her arms, and breathed out. “...no matter. The point is, you all have decided that Jerri should be punished?”
“Yes,” I said. “And since you can read minds, there’s no point in hiding the truth.”
“Indeed,” Satori said. “So… you took control of a girl, driven mad by a dark force, in order to try and find Koishi and keep her from bringing harm to the world? And it took a group of fighters to stop you?”
“That is correct,” Jerri replied.
“Alright…” Satori paced back and forth. “It is true that Koishi has become more dangerous, and that she hasn’t returned as of late… furthermore, you confronted and controlled Tao in that world of cognition, where Koishi’s ‘shadow’ attacked you as well… truly, I’ve wanted to know more about that place, but I can’t coax more answers from the powers-that-be who hesitate to let slip even the slightest sliver of detail of that world…”
She stopped pacing and faced us again. “I cannot punish you that severely, but I must still punish you, absent your master - my sister - being able to do so. As to how I go about that…”
A caw rang out from above, and a large raven with a meter-wide wingspan descended from above. This raven had a red eye on its breast, and as it touched down it morphed into a humanoid shape, before eventually becoming Utsuho.
“Satori-sama,” Utsuho said. “I sensed their presence.”
“Ah, Okuu, how long has it been?” Jerri said.
“Perfect timing,” Satori said. “I was just thinking that you needed some way to help you out with your mental block regarding the Eternal Sun. So…” She faced Jerri. “I will put you to work under Utsuho in the Nuclear Furnace until such time as I and her decide to release you. Is that fair?”
“I will not disappoint you, Satori-sama,” Jerri bowed, before flying up onto Utsuho’s shoulder. The two departed, leaving us with Ivan.
Ivan jumped up onto Satori’s desk. “I was successful in tracking Koishi-sama’s whereabouts, and Reimu-sama came up with a plan to draw her out. We also reunited three sisters, and one of them returned with Hinanawi-san to Gensokyo.”
“You’ve done quite well, Ivan,” Satori said. “Your determination and will have been constant through all of these years. You were quite admirable as well, Reimu, especially considering your revelation.”
“I’ve never really been a stickler on rigid sameness,” Reimu said. “You know me, I go with the flow, and the flow just happened to take me to that place, made me realize my heritage, and led me to associate with this guy over here.”
“So it would seem,” Satori said. “You have your way with people, I’ll give you that. It’s just that you… well, I mean, you-”
“You’ll be okay,” Marisa said. “Most people can’t read minds, so ‘ya actually hafta be social and get to know him normally.”
“I know, but, ah-”
“Let’s give her a moment,” Eiki said. “Actually, if you all are done, you can go about your other business, although Akechi, I would like to catch up with you later, if you don’t mind.”
“Certainly,” I nodded.
Reimu crouched down and petted Ivan. “Like I said, you’re welcome at the Shrine anytime. I’m sure you have some catching up to do, though.”
“I’ve been away for about a year, so yes, I would like to catch back up with everyone and see how they’re doing,” Ivan said. “But I will take you up on your offer.”
“Excellent. Then, I’ll be off.” Reimu flew off, leaving me and Marisa together again.
“Hey, uh, if it isn’t too much trouble, would you… well, be willin’ to come with me?” She asked.
“Hmm… ah, yes.”
The Library doors creaked open as the two of us walked in, strutting up to Patchouli’s desk in between vast rows of books and grimoires. Patchouli herself was absorbed in a book, a cup of tea at her side, seemingly unresponsive to our presence until we were right in front of her.
“Hey,” Marisa said.
Patchouli waited a moment, then put her book down. “Ah, Marisa. You’ve come. It’s rare to see you like this. For what business have you come to me today?”
“Well, I mean, you know… You said you had that spell which sorted books back to their proper places, right?”
Patchouli conjured a blue mass of magical energy to her side. “Yes, what about it?”
Marisa paused, then pointed her bag-gun at it and machinegun-fired hundreds of books at it. As each book hit the spell, a blue aura surrounded it and sent it flying in another direction, ending at an empty space on a shelf. As she held down the trigger, the air filled with books, and I looked up in amazement and awe as these books flew all around like birds, sorting themselves into their resting spots. Patchouli seemed to be impressed too, although not because the books were flying around in this manner.
After the last book left the bag-gun, Marisa holstered it, stepped forward, and bowed. ‘I owe ‘ya an apology.”
Patchouli seemed stunned, amazed that Marisa would simply arrive and return all of the books she “borrowed” so simply.
“...is that so?” She said. “To tell the truth… I owe you an apology as well.” She got up from her desk and walked over. “I only viewed you as an annoying rat who leeched away at my knowledge and research. However, over the years, you’ve proven yourself to be tenacious, motivated and hard-working. I… I just never really gave you credit for it.”
“And I can tell you’ve been through a lotta shit yourself,” Marisa grinned. “When I was twelve, I saw you and Alice both as strong, smart and beautiful, and I wanted to be just like you when I grew up.”
“Ah, beautiful…” Patchouli shook her head. “You never change. You should be more careful with your words.” She smiled. “Still… you’re very serious about becoming my equal, or perhaps even surpassing me. Isn’t that right?”
“Well, I mean, with all the stuff I’ve been through these past few years, resolvin’ incidents with Rei and whatnot, I’m definitely goin’ that way,” Marisa said.
“Indeed.” Patchouli turned to me. “And you are?”
“My name is Goro Akechi,” I said. “I came to Gensokyo a few months ago. I’m a friend of hers.”
“Hm… ah. Seems I haven’t been paying attention,” Patchouli said. “Of course, I shut myself down here for long periods of time, especially recently, when…”
Marisa patted her. “Hey, don’t worry about it. Fact is, you faced a lotta challenges, they came back to haunt ‘ya for a bit, but now you’re ready to face the world again.”
“...thank you.” Patchouli closed her book. “Of course, I should assume this man inspired you to come around as well?”
“Er, well, that’s…”
“I’ve also inspired other people to change, not just her,” I said. “Reimu has become more open about herself, the Tengu no longer have a caste system, Byakuren and Miko have reconciled to a degree…”
“Oh, goodness, so much has happened,” Patchouli said.
“Not to mention, he took on the Lost Sage,” Marisa added.
“Hah… I suppose I should get out and see what’s going on more often.”
“How ‘bout right now?” Marisa grinned.
“Eh?”
“C’mon, don’tcha think now is the perfect time to get away from your books and go on a field trip?”
“Ah, no, I mean, I- WAAAH!” Marisa took Patchouli and threw her onto the back of her broom.
“Let’s go!” Marisa exclaimed. “I’m gonna be borrowin’ ‘ya for a bit! We’ll go find mushrooms and treasure and shit together!”
“No, Marisa, please don't- WOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!” Patchouli screamed as the broom shot off out of the library.
I stood there for a moment, processing what happened, before Koakuma walked up beside me.
“She’s quite a bit of trouble, isn’t she?”
I turned to her. “Ah. You must be Patchouli’s assistant.”
“That’s right!” Koakuma bowed. “I am Koakuma, Patchouli-sama’s faithful familiar!”
I smirked. “I always imagined imps as small men dressed in red costumes holding pitchforks.”
“Well, I’m not that,” Koakuma replied, before winking. “I help Patchouli-sama organize her books and perform spells, as well as keep her company. But you know I’m always looking for a chance to tease her and her guests and lead them astray!”
I nodded. “Hm. Is that so?”
“Yep!” She fluttered her wings, both her back ones and head ones. “And I wonder, are you the sort of man who would fall to my charms?”
She wasn’t charming me.
“Ohoho, so you’re the stoic, resisting type, eh?” She turned around and shook her hips slowly. “What a shame, I was looking for someone to have fun with.”
I could nakedly tell the fakeness of her act.
“Hm? Still not interested? Then maybe…”
…
She sighed, then slumped. “...okay, I get it. You’re not the sort of person who will be bullshitted, are you?”
“What troubles you?” I asked, somewhat sternly. “You seem to be troubled.”
“Hm.” She cleared her throat, then adopted a more formal tone. “Well… you appear to be the sort of person who can be trusted to know. I don’t know if it’s because you’re a stranger who won’t judge, or…” She paused. “I’ll prepare some tea. This might take a while.”
“Alright,” I said.
Koakuma came back a few minutes later with a pot of tea and two cups. “I apologize if this is not as good as Sakuya-san’s tea.”
“I’m sure it will be alright.” Koakuma poured my cup before she sat down. “Now then, what troubles you? I promise I will not judge you, no matter what your story is, if only because of my own circumstances.”
“Thank you.” She blew on her tea, before setting it down. “Patchouli-sama knows this story, but I hesitate to tell it to others…”
“Did you do shameful things in your past?” I asked.
Koakuma looked downcast. I could easily tell she did things which she was ashamed of. I knew that look. I often bore that look.
“The truth is… I wasn’t always a library imp.”
“What were you?” I asked.
“It’s… kind of a long story, and I’m sorry for dropping this on you out of nowhere, especially since we just met,” she said.
“I’m quite used to long stories by now,” I said.
“Okay. Then…”
The Archangel’s Judgement
Asking where everything went wrong is a fool’s errand. Perhaps the clock started when Adam and Eve bit into the Fruit of Knowledge. Perhaps it was when the poison of Sodom and Gomorrah seeped out into the wider world. Perhaps it was when the Empire crucified Jesus. Or perhaps it was another contagion, creeping through the minds of humanity beneath notice until it was too late. Whatever the case, I was willed into existence with the mission and purpose of protecting humanity, upholding righteousness and cleansing the wicked, me and the other three Archangels - Uriel, Raphael and Gabriel.
My first mistake was assuming that I, a mighty, righteous Archangel, was above sin, above greed, above lust and above war. That I was immune to the miasma of sin which those that lurk in the dark tempt humans with.
My second mistake was assuming that I was above humans and their temptations, never realizing that a being born from their wishes and beliefs could become corrupted by them.
My third mistake was assuming it was enough to defend civilization from sin, never realizing that sin came from within, from a single seed of temptation and evil, and proliferated throughout the world beneath notice; by the time it was visible, it was already too late.
Over time, the world grew unstable. The faithful grew fanatic, and us with it. Humans killed each other in wars with increasingly deadly weapons, and committed increasingly violent atrocities with growing apathy and delight. The natural world was stripped away for its resources. We realized something had to be done, and in our own unbalanced state, collectively turned to desperate measures. We deployed our sleeper agents throughout the world, waiting to jump into action in case a calamity occurred.
On a spring day in 1995, such a calamity happened.
Demons sprung forth into the human world in Tokyo. One of our agents, Thor, succeeded in getting the United States to destroy the city in nuclear hellfire, but this proved insufficient to stop the demonic horde. Over time, the world fell to the demonic chaos, and we initiated our plan to create the Thousand Year Kingdom, crushing the opposing Gaians underfoot and leading the surviving humans into a new era of peace and faith.
That’s not how it turned out, at least not then: a human, commanding demons and spirits, opposed not only our initiative but also the Gaians. Our forces decimated, and ourselves defeated in battle, we managed to retreat before he could land the fatal blow.
Over the following decades, we redoubled our efforts as the world fell further and further into ruin, until Tokyo was the only habitable place left. Again, we sought to create the Thousand Year Kingdom, creating a new God as the old one had forsaken us by then, and creating five “Messiahs” to guarantee the Second Coming.
That was a grave mistake.
Not only did God have other plans, but one of those Messiahs, Aleph, proved to be our downfall. Gabriel eventually realized the truth on their own and defected. I wish the rest of us had done the same. While promising at first, slaying demons attempting to breach the Center, Aleph eventually recruited an army of demons and spirits on his own, even turning our own angelic legions toward his cause. He agreed that the world should be Lawful… but that Lawful world had no room for corrupted arbiters of justice such as ourselves. With his sword, Hinokagutsuchi, he first slew Uriel and Raphael, then challenged me. I fought hard, never forsaking my zeal and valor, but in the end he proved too strong.
Only as he stood over me, poised to plunge his flaming sword into my heart, did I realize my sins and crimes, and the overwhelming, blinding devotion to a broken system which led me here to my end.
…
I regained a faint sense of self as I drifted through a void, thousands of souls flowing around me. I realized what had happened: I was dead. My soul had returned to the place where all souls are born, drift through, and find new worlds. Having overseen the passage of countless humans, I prepared myself for rebirth. Approaching the white light, I yearned for a life where I could live simply, and not remember the crimes I committed as a fallen angel.
I felt a tug. I resisted it at first, but it grew stronger. I struggled against it, until I was violently pulled away from the main stream of souls, down into the void and toward a smaller but similar light as the one I was originally destined for. As I entered, I only saw a blinding white void, before I was hit with a sudden cold air as I emerged from the ground somewhere. I collapsed, shivering, before clothes wrapped around my form from thin air. I pushed myself off the floor, taking in my surroundings, and the two strange figures before me.
“...where… am I?” I asked.
One girl, who had bat wings, said to me, “You are in the house of the Scarlet Devil, myself. And this magician who has summoned you from the abyss is your new master.”
My heart sank. The abyss? Was I…
“...my…master?”
“It will become clear with time,” said the odd purple-haired woman, who was apparently my new master. “A little devil, or I suppose ‘Koakuma’ such as yourself, will make a fine familiar and assistant.”
I realized my situation now.
If you’re wondering if I was distraught about becoming a young woman… I wasn’t. Us Archangels existed beyond Earthly concepts such as gender and identity. Our true forms were so horrific to humans that their minds could only cope by creating images they could comprehend, in my case that of a stern warrior, lest their heads explode in holy light. So, I did not mind that. What I rued was being brought down to a lowly library imp from my previous stature.
I was aware of how binding magic worked, and in this case it failed, as I still had my name, and she could not bind me. However, crushed as I was in that moment, I couldn’t bring myself to resist, so I simply went along with it. Was this my divine punishment, my personal Hell? It had to be…
“Little Devil… assistant…”
“I assure you, just as you will serve me, so I will take care of you.”
Goro
“...I see. So you actually are…”
Koakuma shook her head. “It doesn’t matter anymore. I can only pray the Archangel Michael of this world is resisting the darkness better than I did…”
I finished my tea. “I will say you’re rather bold to disclose this to me, a stranger.”
“I’ve been sitting on it for a long time, never willing to tell anyone,” Koakuma replied. “To be honest, at first I considered Remilia-sama’s devotion to Christianity a blasphemous facade, a mockery of the Lord’s grace, because she was a vampire. Over time, however, as I saw her and the other residents gather for Mass, I realized that her faith in God was genuine; even as she practiced magic and dark arts, they would always turn to Him for guidance and goodwill. It made me question the very premise of the order I had sworn to uphold before, made me wonder if my life was built on lies from the start, which of course only deepened my depression. Time went by. Years, decades, it was but a blink of the eye compared to my millenia-long life. I came to accept my fate, and settled into the role of a familiar for a witch. I watched her read forbidden texts and practice dark arts, and couldn’t help but try and act as a protector, however limited my ability to actually do so was.”
I nodded. “I would imagine you’ve come to be quite familiar with her past and traumas, such as her recent fall into distortion.”
Koakuma looked up and smiled. “You must have done that. You and Marisa.”
“Perhaps, perhaps not,” I said.
“Heh. Well, I can take a hint.” She got up and turned around. “I see Patchouli-sama as a good master. She takes care of me, and supplies me with mana. I’ve spent years attempting to reclaim some of my old abilities. True, in my present form, striking down evil and commanding forces of light is a pipe dream, but I’ve found I’m not weak to holy symbols and powers.” She waved her hand, drawing down a water crystal. She summoned and raised a chalice, drawing pure water from the crystal until it filled ¾ of the way. She then held her hand over the chalice, said a prayer, and the water glowed gold, before the light died down, and she placed the chalice on the table. “I use this to ward off evil spirits from this library. It is also used in our services. You won’t find purer holy water anywhere, I can guarantee.”
I was surprised. So it wasn’t Patchouli herself who created the holy water, but her unassuming familiar.
“I… We would like to use this.”
“Hm? What for?”
“There is an angel currently in Eirin’s care who must receive holy water in order to be revived,” I explained. “We came here to ask for some, as we were told you had a method for creating it.”
Koakuma looked at me in shock. “An... angel?”
“It’s true,” I said.
She took the chalice. “If it isn’t a bother, I would like to see for myself.”
“Then, I’ll tell the others. No time to waste.” We prepared to exit the library, only for Marisa to come crashing back in, stopping right in front of us as Patchouli fell to the floor.
“Whooo-eee!” Marisa smiled. “I gotta admit, I haven’t had a mushroom haul that good in a while! You really know your stuff, Patche, a shame you don’t step outta your dusty-’ol book cave more often!”
Patchouli was sprawled out face-down on the floor. “Mukyuu….”
“My apologies, but we must urgently return to the doctor,” I said. “And Koakuma wants to come along with.”
“Eh? You got the water already? Well, alright.” Marisa looked down at Patchouli. “Hey, Patche, you assistant wants to come with us to the doc. Can she do that?”
Patchouli held up a thumbs-up, before her hand dropped back onto the floor.
Chapter 106: Fragile Eggshells
Chapter Text
Goro
We messaged everyone that we procured the holy water and were on our way to go revive Rumia. Reimu was the only person who replied saying she would be there, although we naturally assumed Reisen would already be there as well. As we left the mansion, Sakuya caught up with us and accompanied us to Eientei.
“A bit odd seeing Koakuma out and about,” Sakuya noted.
“It’s a special occasion,” Koakuma replied.
“Mh. And I can see you were quite rough with Patchouli-sama, miss Black-White.”
“‘Ey, it’s not my fault she doesn’t keep in shape,” Marisa said.
“I know that, I have told her to go out and get fresh air, and she always suggests not,” Sakuya said.
Eientai came within sight, barely visible from above through the thick cover of bamboo. “There it is. Let’s head down quickly and save Rumia.”
“Gotcha.” We descended down, through the dense canopy, ready to truly complete the mission.
At Rumia’s bedside, we all stood around her, ready to revive the ailing, sleeping angel.
“So, how best should we do this?” Reisen asked.
“Normally, it would be unwise to feed holy water through intravenous drip, but this is a special case,” Eirin said.
Sakuya stepped forward. “Allow us. We are well-versed in blessing individuals.”
“Ah, yes.” Eirin and Reisen stepped aside, and me, Reimu and Marisa watched as Sakuya and Koakuma prepared the holy water, saying blessings while dipping their fingers in and flicking it onto Rumia’s body. After a minute, they stood back, and waited for it to take effect.
“Is it… going to work?” Reimu asked.
“We’ll see,” Sakuya said. For a few moments, the room was silent, and the water appeared to have no effect, before Rumia’s body started moving.
“Ah! She’s…”
“Mmmmhhhhh…” A light groan sounded from Rumia’s lips, before her eyes fluttered open, and her head began to move.
“...you’re…”
“Here.” Koakuma gave Rumia the chalice. Weakly, Rumia grasped it, drinking from it. Her body radiated light, as the holy water instantly took effect in her system. Once it died down, Rumia opened her eyes more fully, and she found the strength to push herself up and look at us all.
“...where… am I?”
“You are in my intensive care room,” Eirin explained. “And these people… these people are the ones responsible for reviving you.”
“I…” Rumia turned her head toward me. “...Akechi… and… Reimu…”
“There, there, take it easy,” Reimu said, steadying her. “You’ve been through a lot.”
Rumia let her hand down, paused, then started weeping lightly. “I’m so… sorry for what I did back then… but… you’ve grown…”
Eirin turned to the monitor showing Rumia’s vitals. “Incredible… they’re stabilizing very quickly.” She turned to us and bowed. “Thank you. I would not have been able to save her without you.”
“No problem at all,” Sakuya nodded. “Although…I did specifically instruct you not to tell anyone about my past and abilities.”
“My apologies, but this man demanded it,” Eirin said.
“Mmm… alright then.” She leaned over Rumia. “She’s still quite weak. I’m not sure holy water alone will be enough. Perhaps if she came with us, to where she could be exposed to prayers and symbols regularly, surely she would regain her strength far more quickly.”
“That would be prudent,” I said. “That is the only significantly Christian place in Gensokyo, after all.”
Koakuma looked at Eirin. “Could we?”
Eirin thought for a moment, looking at Rumia, then said, “I agree that exposure to Christian prayers and worship would do more to heal her than anything in my field of expertise. That said, it is up to her to decide if she wants to go with you or not.”
“I… do,” Rumia said.
“Then, it is settled.” Me and Reimu helped Rumia out of her bed. She couldn’t stand on her own power just yet, so it was up to us and our combined part-Oni strength to haul her back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Thankfully, with Sakuya with us, the trip was quite quick, and Eirin even came along with us.
Back at the mansion, we were all greeted by Remilia. “Welcome, welcome. I’ve been expecting you all.”
“Have you?” Reimu asked. “Or are you just saying that to sound cool?”
“Oh, come now,” Remilia replied, “one does not simply borrow one’s maid and library devil and not expect their master to await their return.” She walked over to Rumia, who was being held up by me and Reimu. “Hmm… this won’t do. We’ll need to get her back on a bed so that she may rest.”
“Point the way,” I said.
“Very well.” We were led through the mansion’s winding hallways, before arriving at an unused servant’s quarters where we set Rumia down onto the bed.
“Phew, that was getting a bit heavy.” We stood back, and helped Rumia tuck her wings in so they weren’t hanging off the side.
“Thank you,” Rumia said, before she closed her eyes, and drifted back to sleep.
Eirin came over and checked her vitals again. “...she should be stable, so long as she rests.” She turned to Remilia. “I trust you all can take it from here to revive her?”
“Ohoho, for someone who claims to be the ‘Brain of the Moon,’ your confidence in us is quite lacking, I will say,” Remilia said. “And you, Koakuma…”
“Ah, me?”
“Yes. You’ve proven quite capable yet again. To think a mere devil could create such pure and potent holy water when even seasoned human priests cannot…”
“I’m… I’m quite honored.”
Remilia smiled. “And I must thank you as well, Akechi-san. None of this would be possible without you.”
“All in a day’s work,” I said. “Changing hearts, and saving lives. Certainly a far cry from where I was even just a few months ago…”
At that moment, the door opened, and Patchouli showed herself into the room. “Haah… I was wondering what all was going on.”
“Oh, hey, you picked yourself up pretty quick,” Marisa said.
“Look, I’ve had to learn to keep up with you, even with my limited stamina,” Patchouli replied. “Not like when we first met, and you flew circles around the library while my spells struggled to catch up.”
“I would still suggest going out and getting fresh air every now and then, even if a witch such as you does not technically need to,” Sakuya said. “Of course, I wouldn’t be surprised if Marisa now forces you to.”
“...I’ll think about it.” Patchouli walked over to Rumia. “The most important part is… we now host a recovering angel.” She focused, holding her hand over Rumia. “I don’t know what trauma she went through, but it could be months, years even, before she recovers her full strength. For you see, she is no mere angel, she is something more: she is akin to a great Archangel, if not one herself.”
“An archangel, huh?” Reisen looked over her. “I don’t know much about Christianity myself, but basically, she’s a big deal?”
“One who leads the charge into battle against dark forces,” Patchouli explained. “Actually, her potential is in line with four of the most powerful of Heaven’s legions, those being Uriel, Raphael, Gabriel, and Michael. She may be sickly and weak now, but as soon as she regains her full strength, she could rival even Gensokyo’s strongest fighters in sheer might.”
“Is that so?” Reimu said. “To think that this is what was hiding under that little sealing amulet…”
Sakuya bowed. “We promise to help her recover. As faithful followers of God’s word, saving an archangel would be the most noble task, and the greatest blessing.”
“Then, I leave this to you.” Eirin walked out the door, then turned to say, “you don’t have to come with me, Reisen. I’m sure you have much to debrief, anyways.”
“Er, yes, right,” Reisen nodded.
“Ah. So this is…”
“Yeah, sorry if it’s not exactly like your high-class mansion, but, ah, it is what it is,” Nitori said. We were in Nitori’s cave, all the Day Breakers assembled, which Sakuya and Remilia had come to personally tour.
“No, no, it’s fine, this is a Kappa’s home, after all,” Sakuya nodded. She looked around. “Still… this is quite the group of people to have in one place, most especially Byakuren and Miko together.”
“What can I say, Goro has a special talent to bring together anyone, even rivals,” Miko said.
“Indeed.” Sakuya turned to Mamiko. “And you. I’ve heard about you from Alice.”
“Indeed, I am originally a shadow, trapped in Ethos but saved by the Day Breakers, and I currently work in the Animal Realm keeping the peace,” Mamiko replied.
“Geh, I’ve heard about that place, and it sounds truly terrible,” Remilia said, sticking her tongue out. “Only strong individuals would thrive down there, and you seem to fit the bill.”
“I do have help,” Mamiko replied, “as well as my own web of confidants. I’ve also taken up carving haniwa statues to pass time.”
“Haniwa statues, huh?” Marisa said.
“There were some left in my quarters by a previous tenant, along with clay and art supplies. I didn’t want to dispose of them, so I simply started creating one, hoping to use up the remaining clay. That’s when one lit up, and started speaking to me. Apparently, it was inhabited by the spirit of a crafter god, who gave me pointers on how to properly make them. They also explained that these statues could be animated, although I haven’t yet quite figured out how to do this.”
“Hm, interesting.” I looked up. “Now, I’m sure you two would prefer to see our real hideout?”
“Let’s see what you’ve got,” Remilia smirked.
I held up the key, spoke the magic word, and the world twisted and bent until we were in the grand Hall of the Day Breakers. Sakuya and Remilia looked on with intrigue as we took our seats around the round table.
“So this is your grand hideout,” Sakuya said.
“Yep, made it all by myself!” Nitori smiled.
Remilia looked around at all of us. “And those outfits…”
“We change into these any time we enter this world,” Youmu said. “They reflect our own view of what a hero is.”
I looked down at the table, seeing numbers printed at each seat. “What do these mean?”
“Ah, that,” Nitori said. “So, I’ve been working on more specialized combat armor to go with our outfits, which is also meant to make us more cohesive and uniform as a group. Part of this is assigning numbers to each of us in the order that we joined. You’re number 0, and it goes up from there, up to number 11.”
Marisa smirked. “Heh, guess I’m number 1, and you’re number 2.”
“Oh, well, whatever,” Reimu huffed, crossing her arms. From Reimu, Youmu was 3, Nitori 4, Mamiko 5, Byakuren 6, Aya 7, Miko 8, Reisen 9 and Kana 10.
Remilia looked at chair 11. “Are you missing someone?”
“That spot is reserved for any final member our group picks up, strict limit of 12,” Nitori said.
Remilia sat in the chair. “Well, it’s a perfectly good chair, I hope you don’t mind.”
“Who are you kidding, you’ll command any group meeting you find yourself in,” Reimu said.
“Ah, that is certainly true, Reimu.”
“Who?”
“That is your name, is it not?”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Hm? But, your name is-”
“Never heard of them,” Reimu smiled.
“Oh, right, we don’t use our real names on the job, we use code names,” Marisa said. “This guy’s Crow, I’m Starburst, and she’s Seraph.”
“Right, and this is…”
“Fury.”
“Doktor.”
“Bull.”
“Priest.”
“Raven.”
“King.”
“Cyclone.”
“And Rose.”
Remilia chuckled. “You all are very picaresque. I keep telling myself, no matter how long I live, no matter how much I travel the world and no matter how many things I see, there will still always be surprises around every corner.”
“Joker pioneered it, and the rest of us followed,” I said. “Once I was able to form my own team, I continued the tradition, although all of us are more like superheroes than thieves or rogues.” I fixed my tie. “But I doubt talking about it will be enough to impress you. Why not have a live demonstration of our skill?”
“We have a simulation chamber where we run fights the Phantom Thieves did in order to sharpen our skills, which are supplied by a strange boy we sometimes bump into,” Nitori said. “C’mon, why not follow us and take a look?”
“Erm…” Youmu raised her hand. “Is it alright for Remilia to stay here for long? She is a vampire, and the effect of the Cognitive World…”
“Good to raise that point, but no need to worry,” Nitori answered. “I already scanned her, and she leaks power at a far slower rate than normal. It won’t be noticeable unless she stays here for hours.”
“Why is that?” Mamiko asked.
“Probably because she is a vampire,” I said. “In addition to our theory of the boundary between real and cognitive degrading, belief in vampires is far more prevalent than other types of ‘mythical’ beings.”
“Not only that, but Sakuya herself is radiating huge amounts of power,” Nitori added. “Just being in her presence is shielding Remilia from the worst effects.”
“Cool, so Remi’s good so long as Sakuya stays by her side,” Marisa said.
“Gee, that’s going to be a challenge,” Reisen said sarcastically.
“Cool then, let’s move out.”
We arrived at the Metadeck, and everyone took their positions. Nitori’s control deck had an observation room for any guests such as Alice who wanted to come watch fights, and she extended the stairs allowing Sakuya and Remilia to walk up while Nitori herself flew up into position.
“So this place has practice battles which seem real?” Sakuya asked.
“Yes,” I said. “The room will appear to transform into the original battle arena, and the opponent will appear and use realistic attacks. We needn’t worry, however, as they are all holograms, and any damage we would appear to sustain is also simulated. Should anyone take what would normally be a lethal hit, the simulation pauses and they are simply removed from combat.”
“Interesting,” Sakuya replied. “Or course, I’ll have to be the judge myself.”
Once we took our places, Nitori worked on initializing the scene. “So, you actually did the real fight,” Reimu asked. “Of course, you were secretly present for the others, but aside from any ‘twists,’ you should be more familiar with this one.”
“That’s right,” I said. “My outfit will be different, but this will be the first fight so far where my past self is present.”
“Should be interesting then, since the opponent knows you,” Reisen said. “Think that will come in handy?”
“We’ll see.” The casino room began to take shape, and the giant roulette wheel arena materialized.
Aya stepped back. “Whoa…”
“What is this?” Kana said.
At that moment, a voice rang out behind us - Sae-san’s shadow. There were no Phantom Thief holograms, no pre-fight banter, apparently we were just getting straight into it.
“A clash of brute strength is simply uncalled for on this stage,” the holograms of Shadow Sae said, holding her arms out.
“Ain’t that why we’re here though?” Marisa asked, walking up. “I mean, this is a battle arena, and this dude back here already dealt with ‘ya once.”
“What’s that bonehead doing?” Reimu asked in a low voice.
“There is no room for negotiation on the matter,” Shadow Sae replied. “We will settle this with a fair and square game of chance.”
“Ain’t no such thing, lemme tell ‘ya,” Marisa said. “Or just ask Sakuya. The house always wins. That’s what Crow said, anyway, how you felt ‘ya had to rig the court system just to get ahead. But I already know ‘yer gonna cheat, and know now that no one here cheats better than me.”
I heard Sakuya coughing in the background.
“Specifically, we already know that you’re going to spin the roulette wheel, and the ball slots have glass panels on them,” I added. “So let’s spare the diatribe about winners and losers and just get straight to the point.”
“What he said,” Marisa nodded. “I’ll give a fair fight if you give a fair fight. Would you doubt someone as charming as me?”
Shadow Sae dug in. “What’s the point of that if, as you’ve said, the system is rigged and people such as myself cannot get ahead??”
“Ah, yes, see, now you admit it.” Marisa smiled. “And I know that the system Outside may be stacked against women, but here in Gensokyo we’ve proven that we can make the world our eggshell, run the joint, plot, counter-plot, and counter-counter-plot against everyone else-”
“You hold yourself superior just because you’re lucky enough to be born in a more permissive environment?!” Shadow Sae shouted.
“Hey, I get it, I get it, the world ain’t fair, and it ain’t fair in Gensokyo either, ‘cause it’s dog-eat-dog and ‘ya gotta figure out how to get ahead, ‘specially if you’re a Village human surrounded by youkai on all sides,” Marisa said. “But ‘ya know, ‘ya just gotta know how to twist around, talk to the right people, be persistent, be creative, and cheat the rigged system in your favor instead of letting it cheat you-”
While Marisa was still talking, Shadow Sae suddenly turned into her monster form and roared.
“WHAAAA!” Marisa fell back, and I ran up to catch her.
“Grr… enough of this prattle!” Shadow Sae said. “If fists and blood are all you blockheads understand, then to hell with the game! I’ll crush you by force, fair and square just as you like!”
Marisa got up, fixed her hat, and smirked. “See, ‘ya shoulda just done that from the start.” She got in a fighting stance. “But enough bullshit. Time to throw down!”
“Yes, let’s.” The rest of us came forward and prepared to engage. She started fighting similarly to how she had before, trying to slash us with her rusted blade and trying to gun us down.
“That gun is rather quaint,” Byakuren remarked, before pulling out her own brass-plated monstrosity to blast a stream of lead at her. “THIS RIGHT HERE IS REAL FIREPOWER!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Miko looked down at her heavy shotgun and suddenly felt inadequate.
“Here, try this,” Reisen said, handing Miko her rocket launcher.
“Thank you. Aim, and…” Miko fired a shot right into Shadow Sae’s chest, knocking her back.
“Booyah!” Reisen cheered. We all joined in on littering her with bullets and explosives until our clips ran out; by the end of the onslaught, Shadow Sae, undaunted, was covered in bullet holes.
“Well, I didn’t expect that to be enough, but damn, was that stress-relieving,” Aya said.
“I could get used to this,” Kana said playfully.
“Don’t get too carried away there, though. Just trust me,” I said to her.
“Right.”
Shadow Sae got back up and shook it off, pulling crossbow bolts out of her back while glaring at us. “Feh… a dull shootout won’t do. Any fair game adjusts its rules when things become lopsided, I’ll have you know.”
“Isn’t that just moving the goalposts?” I asked. “A clean loss is still a loss, and a dirty win is still a win. Not banning something is the same as allowing it.” I drew my knife, and summoned my Persona. “That being said, if you would like to mix things up, who am I to refuse, if only to prove we have multiple ways to win, unlike you???”
“Now you’re just being an entitled brat!” She threw off her machine gun, revealing a black, clawed-hand underneath which she raised, changing the numbers on the roulette wheel into elemental symbols before spinning around, launching the ball and allowing it to land on an Electric spot; in the original fight, we instead had to place bets in order to try and get an advantage. She then charged up her blade with electricity, sinking it into the ground and sending an electrical wave across the floor, forcing everyone except Reimu to jump.
“DODGE!!” Aya yelled, scrambling to get out of harm’s way. Everyone except Reimu, who simply walked up while Sae was distracted, looked her in the eye, then slugged her down to the ground and allowed her Persona to sunder her with flame.
“I know Starburst is a bit of an airhead, but she makes good points,” Reimu said. "We all went through the unfair wringer one way or another, but we cut our way out of it, because we have each other and can move mountains together. That, and I trained a lot as a kid.” She spread her wings. “If you don’t have conviction, if you don’t have a pointed goal, and especially if you aren’t willing to sacrifice everything for it and insist on conforming to an unjust system, then I don’t expect you to give us a real fight.”
“Shut up, SHUT UP!!!!” Sae got back up and charged Reimu, bearing down with her blade, before Youmu swooped in and clashed blades with her. Youmu’s own, high-quality katana easily parried the worn, rusty blade, slicing it right in half, followed up her Persona using a skill to knock her back and stagger her, right within range of Reisen’s sais.
“Hehehehe… fresh meat!”
“C’mon, Remi’s watchin’, let’s give ‘er a show!” We took the signal to jump down and do just that: Reisen tore off pieces of armor and hit her with Red Waves, distorting Sae’s perception enough to allow Mamiko to run up around the edge of the arena, steal the ball before it could land in a slot, then toss it up in the air and slam it like a baseball; this shot was supercharged when Byakuren and Kana hit it with their respective Bless and Curse elements, creating a yin-yang ball of pain which knocked into Sae. Aya landed a sniper shot from above before bearing down with a gale vortex, tossing Sae to-and-fro until Miko emerged from the maelstrom, atop her Persona, and did her best Zantetsuken impression as she slashed across Sae. Reimu and Marisa teamed up for a tandem “Nuclear Hellfire” Last Word attack, which staggered her enough to leave her open to an All-Out Attack. Everyone leaped into action, cutting, bashing, and knocking her around. I capped it off by diving in from above, sending Megiola orbs raining down on her before slashing her dramatically with my knife, knocking her down and spreading blood everywhere.
We walked toward Sae as she struggled to get back on her feet, lurch toward us to try and keep fighting.
“I need to win… I just need to… win…”
“Sae-san, we already know where this is going, and it’s clear you’re in no shape to continue.”
Sae fell to her knees, and turned back to normal.
“...I knew that.” She looked up at me. “I was always jealous of everyone who benefited from the system, but also I was jealous of everyone who managed to beat it. After our father died, I had to take on the responsibility of caring for Makoto. Making sure she got good grades and stayed out of trouble… I saw how much she excelled, and I feared she had more potential than me, simply because she didn’t have someone ‘useless’ dragging her down. Then there was you, a celebrity ace detective who seemingly overcame the odds of being an orphan in our society…”
I shook my head. “All lies, as I’m sure you by now know.”
Sae got up and looked at me angrily. “I can’t believe I allowed myself to get so easily manipulated. That smooth /tongue of yours, your good looks, I considered you something of a younger brother who I could spill onto.”
“Just as I trusted you and your judgement, one of the only people who knew my struggles, in work and in life.”
“Indeed. And yet…” She looked at my friends, my teammates. “You found it within you to unite a team of your own. Just like him. I suppose he rubbed off on you, didn’t he? He’s a positive influence on everyone he meets.”
“Yes, and I regret not meeting him earlier in life.” I adjusted my tie. “However, that is past. The only thing that matters now is that I work to repay my debts while I still live. Perhaps I’ll be able to meet him again and show him how far I’ve come.”
“Perhaps…” Sae-san smirked. “But don’t think you can bury some of the other things you’ve privately confided to me.”
“Which… other things?” I asked nervously.
“You know which ones, the ones you’ve been playing around with recently, thanks to that doctor. Don’t be afraid to let ‘Goro Akechi’ fade into history, just like your sins.”
…
“Something wrong, Crow?” Kana asked.
“I…”
Sae-san disappeared, along with the simulation, turning into a pile of rewards and treasure just like all the others before her. I slowly walked toward it, thinking about her words. It was just a simulation, but it really felt like I was talking to the real Sae-san.
It was true that I shared… certain feelings with her, but I never imagined she seriously interpreted it as… well…
…
*clap* *clap* *clap*
“Bravo, well done, that was quite the show,” Remilia said, coming down from the observation deck to congratulate us. “Coordinated, flashy, and loaded for bear. And the way you negotiated with her as well; as I always say, strength is meaningless without diplomacy.”
Sakuya bowed. “I will admit, there were several aspects of your strategy which seemed unpolished, but then again, I have been fighting shadows in the Cognitive World for far longer than any of you.”
“It is true that you invented Megidolaon,” I said.
“Yes. Actually, I was the one responsible for coining the names of many techniques, not just that one. Eirin also named several of them.”
“But I’m sure you would agree mine is far stronger,” came a voice, before Elizabeth, the lady from back down in the Sea of Petroleum, walked in.
“Wha- who are you?!” Nitori said. “How did you get in??”
Elizabeth looked around the simulation chamber. “This is quite the creation, a chamber where you all can sharpen your skills.”
“I’m sorry, who are you again?” Aya asked, no doubt wondering who this strange, blue-garbed elevator attendant was.
“We meet again,” Mamiko said, stepping up to Elizabeth.
“Wait, you already know each other??” Reisen said.
“I am Elizabeth,” she bowed. “You could call me a wanderer of sorts within these realms, on a quest to reunite with an old friend.”
“I suppose it wasn’t much trouble for you to find this place,” Sakuya said. “Of course, given this new distortion, I’m sure you’d find it impossible to ignore.”
Reimu tilted her head. “Oh yeah, you’re that lady who moved into that old shack outside the Village a while back. Keine talks about you sometimes.”
“Yeah, remember when I bumped into ‘ya and I pointed you to a farmer who taught ‘ya how to grow food?” Marisa asked.
“I do, and I’m grateful for that, since I was cut off from my funds after coming here to find Erebus.”
“The monster I described from the incident seven years ago,” I said. “Apparently, it rises out of the Sea of Petroleum every year to try and get back to the Moon. Me and Bull encountered it when Utsuho had us check the area out, and apparently Yuuma and Elizabeth have been meeting it every year to challenge it. And her friend has an Evoker.”
Aya thought for a moment. “Hm. That could explain her activity near the Blood Pools. If she’s been fighting that thing every year, its nature as a manifestation of humanity’s despair could be affecting her personality.” She shook her head. “I’ll look into it later.”
Sakuya looked at Elizabeth. “Anyway, I was just thinking, I haven’t flexed my skills in a while, and this is a nice, safe space to spar with someone.” She held out her arms, summoned a myriad of knives as well as her Persona, then smiled, “care to dance with me?”
“Oh, sure, with pleasure.” Elizabeth summoned a Persona Compendium, and the two of them went at it, trading magical nukes and blows which filled half the arena.
“I reckon they’ll be a while,” Remilia said. “Sakuya can be a bit zealous when she duels.”
“Tell me about it,” Marisa shrugged. “Those knives cut right into the bone, I swear. That, and she can be a bit, uh, blunt and unaware of her words.”
“Oh, trust me, when we first met, she thought it was acceptable to call people ‘Chinamen,’” Remilia replied. “We had to break her out of that quickly.”
I looked back at the brawl, and asked, “so, have we convinced you?”
“You certainly have. Care to join me for tea, just the two of us?”
“...sure.” I wasn’t sure why she singled me out for tea, but perhaps it was just a private business matter.
…Although based on Reisen’s look as we left Ethos and went out different ways, perhaps it was something else.
Back at the Mansion, the two of us were seated on Remilia’s grand balcony, under the crescent moon, drinking expensive tea and enjoying homemade biscotti. “I must admit, someone of your talents seldom comes along. To so quickly turn my friend away from the depths of distortion, and not only that, I’m told you similarly confronted my sister as well.”
“She was a piece of work, I will admit,” I said, sipping my tea. “And I have yet to meet the real one.”
“Oh, to be sure, there is no such thing as casually visiting Flandre, although I wonder what effect your actions will have on her.”
“You mean you don’t go down to visit her?”
Remilia took a sip. “Not often. She can be a bit… abrasive. Believe me, I have tried to make her more social, but she pushes me and other people away, except for those who catch her fancy, such as Marisa…” She paused. “Tell me, what was the Flandre in that world like?”
“Hm? Well, her shadow took the form of the Norse God Loki, but her base form was that of a small girl with jewelled wings.”
“Is that so…” Remilia took another sip. “Then I suppose she’s had trouble maturing mentally. She doesn’t look like that now. Something… I don’t know if it’s her exposure to Marisa, but something caused her to grow, both in power and in appearance, but still she’s stuck in the past.” Remilia got up. “Truth be told, I merely adopt this appearance for her sake, since this is about how I appeared when I turned her, and she’s had trouble accepting me otherwise.” She held out her hand, glowed white for a few moments, then shifted form into a taller, more alluring and mature woman with a white dress to match. “I have the power to shift my appearance. This is what I would look like if I didn’t constantly use my power to make myself look like a child.”
“It certainly suits you,” I smiled.
“That’s what everyone says,” she replied, sitting back down. “But I can’t… I just can’t do it, or else she would reject me.”
“Why did you turn her?” I asked her. “You seemed to do so against her will…”
“I did,” Remilia sighed. “I was selfish. After we lost our parents, I grew scared and hopeless. I didn’t want to see Flandre age and die like other humans, so I made sure we could stay together. Unfortunately, that not only awakened a terrible power within her, but also a terrible madness. Patchouli later looked into it, and she told me that Flandre wasn’t a human, so much as ‘a human-shaped vessel for an old god,’ who didn’t exactly care for being turned into a vampire.”
“Then would you suppose she is…”
“I’ve thought about it,” Remilia replied. “If Koa, or shall we say Michael, is a reincarnated archangel, then a reincarnated Loki is a possibility.”
“Hmm…”
“You’ve have a negative experience with someone or something with that name, haven’t you?” Remilia grinned.
“That’s putting it lightly,” I said. “My old Persona… that motherfucker was most of the reason my ‘fate line’ is soaked in blood and sin, as you’ve said, but now he’s gone, forever, by my hand.”
“Well done. You have managed to change and defy fate. Par for the course for a trickster such as you.”
I took another sip, then paused. “And… I can’t help but think about the words of Sae-san. About ‘Goro Akechi’ fading into history…”
“About that.” She stood back up and drew another fate line, which seemed to break into two, offset lines. “This one is your string of fate. It ends, quite soon, except it doesn’t. This lower one continues on from it. I’ve seen this before, it means you shall forge a new identity for yourself.”
A new identity…
“That other face of you which you gained, courtesy of the doctor…” She leaned in. “You may think it a fun toy, or even a useful tool, but have you considered it could be much more? Something which you have secretly desired, if only to allow you to abandon your tainted past?” She smirked. “You may be good at defying fate, but I reckon this is one instance where you should not resist, for your sake. I’m sure everyone will understand…”
…
“...what do you mean?”
Remilia finished her tea. “I suppose I can’t rush you, and it is getting late, so you feel free to return home. You can fly off the balcony and go straight to the Village. But I do request that you take as much time as you need to pontificate on it.”
“So I shall,” I nodded. Remilia bowed, and I quietly left, flying through the cool, spring night, then straight back home and into my bed.
I struggled to sleep, since the same thoughts kept running through my head. Thoughts which I sometimes wistfully and passingly considered, but only when Hatsuko Himekaidou was forced into existence did I truly begin to stir on.
Reisen knew something I didn’t. Remilia knew something I didn’t. I’m sure everyone else had their own opinions, but they weren’t sharing for one reason or another.
Out there, I put on the facade of a ‘pleasant boy’ Ace Detective. It was a farce… but now I was doubting that Black Mask was the entire reason for that farce.
Chapter 107: Non-Conveyer Belt Sushi
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Goro
I received a summons in the mail to come to Higan after I was done with my work in the shop. So, once I was free, I left the Village, made my way down the now-familiar path past the undead vendors paying off their debts, and before long was at the shores of the land of the afterlife itself. Passing a small girl stacking stones, I eventually found Komachi and Kasumi getting ready to ferry a soul across the river.
“You’re getting the hang of this,” Komachi said. “You’ve only been doing this a little while, but now you’ve got it down almost like you’ve been doing it for decades.”
“I will admit, I still think it’s surreal that I’m ferrying souls as a job,” Kasumi replied. “It’s a quieter life than being a gymnast, for sure.”
“Oh, you don’t know the half of it. Some of us Shinigami have to throw down sometimes. I keep tellin’ ‘ya, you don't have your skills for no reason. You might have to fight a hermit someday, and lemme tell ‘ya, they’re tough customers.”
“Didn’t Akechi-san and his friends have to face one recently?”
“Hello,” I said.
“Speak of the Devil.”
“Oh now, how rude.” I walked up next to the boat, and looked at the spirit they were getting ready to ferry. “I trust these two aren’t giving you too much trouble?”
“Well, the faster these whippersnappers get me across, the better,” said the old man’s voice.
“You know I’m older than you, right?” Komachi replied.
“Yeah, well yer still a whippersnapper in my mind.”
Komachi turned to me. “What do you think? Am I a whippersnapper?”
“Of course not, Komachichi,” I replied. Kasumi covered her mouth in shock as Komachi fell over laughing at the sheer audacity of my pun. There was a pause, before Kasumi sighed.
“...you really are a lot of trouble, aren’t you?” She said.
“Well, I have learned that this place is rather lacking in common sense, so why not indulge?”
Kasumi looked down in the boat, where Komachi was still laughing hysterically. “Well… I suppose we should get going.”
I followed the boat across the river, yet again past the cow-woman who was busy catching big game. Once on the other side, like clockwork, Kutaka stared me down as she watched me follow the soul over to Higan, where Eiki stood ready to judge him.
“Welcome back, Akechi-san,” Eiki bowed. “You responded to my summons rather quickly.”
“If it’s a business matter, I didn’t want to keep you waiting.”
“Right. Also… that was quite the pun back there. Rather ironic, I shall say,” she smirked.
“Well, it is what it is.”
“Right. Well, let’s get to judging.” She led the soul to her podium, assumed her ‘mature’ form, and ultimately decided to send the soul to the Netherworld, allowing the path of spider lilies to guide him away. Once that was done, she invited me up to her office for tea.
“I see you’ve been on a tear,” she said, passing a cup over to me. “Changing hearts, and even inspiring others to lead braver, more fulfilling lives… I’m talking, of course, about Sumireko Usami.”
“I suggested that she make friends,” I said. “I didn’t expect those friends to be Phantom Thieves, or for them and Reimu to reunite three sisters torn apart by unjust forces.”
“It’s amazing how much one stern but well-intentioned suggestion dovetails into such profound consequences,” Eiki replied. “Not only have you inspired Sumireko to turn her back on a lonely life of fantasy and become a social, confident woman, but that act plus some other circumstances allowed her to help facilitate the Hinanawi sisters’ reunion. And it also uncovered a potential culprit for our case…”
“You mean Koishi. I still don’t know much about her, but…”
“I’ve long feared her abilities would cause her to become a menace, and those fears appear to be starting to manifest,” Eiki said. “Certainly, if her shadow is capable of creating cognitive distortions, and even holding people captive there, that is not something we can overlook. It pains me that I cannot inform her sister of the threat she poses, given Satori-sama’s role in maintaining the affairs of Former Hell.”
“For the better, I would argue,” I said. “Shadows need to be left alone from outside influences as much as possible before their hearts are changed, in order to prevent unwanted interference which would not only raise the security of their fortresses, but also cause a loved one to try to intervene, likely with disastrous consequences.”
“I know that, of course, which is why we guard the secret of the Cognitive World and the Sea of Souls more jealously than anything else about our role,” Eiki said. “I would sooner allow the definite existence and nature of Heaven and Hell to become public knowledge among Outside society than allow even a sliver of information about the Sea of Souls to get out. Our job is to prevent its contamination. I can provide an example of a world which fell to such contagion, to give you an idea of what we’re up against.”
I settled into my chair. “Do tell.”
“Simply put, it was a world which had come to be so contaminated by negative karma that it warped the nature and mindset of that world’s God, twisting Him into a tyrannical monster, a fact which those down below were all too willing to take advantage of. The world was in shambles, monsters roamed and killed humans and ecosystems, and it ultimately took a man choosing to help Satan, God’s judge of al living things, wipe the slate clean, cut off the source of distortions, and then put the corrupted God out of His misery before there was even a hope of getting things back on track. That world seems to have fully recovered, at least, but it cost billions of lives.” She leaned over her desk. “There’s a very real fear that our own world is on a similar trajectory. These ‘Metaverse’ incidents which continually threaten to end the world are mere symptoms of something fundamentally broken, and we’re grasping at straws for answers. I can only assume a force which we aren’t aware of is knighting Persona users to stave off these threats until a permanent solution can be found.”
I nodded, not wanting to discuss the Velvet Room with her.
“What about the Oracle?” I asked.
“The Oracle… this is the year it’s supposed to happen, and I don’t doubt Yukari-dono’s divinations and musings. As much as we butt heads, we have turned to each other for guidance many times since the Border was created. Certainly, I don’t think your appearance here was a mistake, or a happenstance occurrence. No, someone or something arranged for you to come here, and Matara-dono has taken an interest in you…”
“Did someone call for me?” Came a voice as the door behind Eiki opened, revealing Okina.
Eiki groaned. “How many times do I have to tell you not to drop in uninvited like that?”
“I apologize for the sudden intrusion, but I couldn’t help but overhear your bringing up how he came here. Because I have been musing that exact question.”
“But I thought the narrative of me being wiped from cognition by Sumireko had been settled,” I said.
Okina shook her head. “I wanted to believe that as well. And it is true that I have taken an interest in you.”
“Did you send him here yourself?” Eiki asked.
“No, although, I will be honest in saying that I had been considering doing so,” Okina replied. “I have been watching you since you were born, after all.”
“Er… I suppose so,” I said, uncertainly.
“But the fact of the matter is I don’t think that’s the whole story,” Okina continued. “I’ve also had my eye on Sumireko for quite some time. She possesses tremendous psychic abilities, and her Persona can cause people to become invisible in the eyes in the public, and of shadows. But had you remained in your father’s palace as it collapsed, assuming you survived you simply would have been kicked out into the real world, as Sakamato-kun was. Also, people’s memories of you would have been jogged as you went around to different places. Furthermore, rewriting history to remove your name and likeliness is beyond her abilities. As powerful as I am, I am not wholly omniscient, and as luck would have it I was not actively paying attention to you at that moment.”
“What are you proposing?” I asked. “And just how long have you been monitoring me, and why?”
Okina paused for a moment. “I suppose I do have some explaining to do. And I did offer the chance to go on Outside trips. So… if you don’t mind, how about a trip around Shibuya? I hope that is acceptable ‘payment’ for your time, and an adequate reward for your hard work.”
A trip around Shibuya… and she was offering to fully explain her methods and motives. As shady as she could come off at times, she was a Gensokyo Safe, and I knew even someone like her had hidden depths. Besides, a chance to relive the positive aspects of my life in Tokyo, even if only briefly, was a very tempting offer.
“Very well, I will accept your offer.”
Okina smiled. “Excellent. We can do so right now, if you would like. There’s still several hours in the day, we can do many things, and I will even pay for it all.”
“Will you also pay for hijacking my meeting with him?” Eiki asked, annoyed.
“I’ll make it up to you over fine sake,” Okina said. “Or you could even come with us.”
“I…” Eiki sighed. “Well, maybe I’ll have time around dinner. It does at least sound like an important matter. But you're buying my food.”
“Deal.” Okina beckoned me up. “Now, obviously, you’ll want to assume your ‘other’ form for our trip. And I think a few additions to your wardrobe are in order.”
“I was already thinking of that,” I said, getting up and following her through the door she opened up to a random alley, and I filled the air with smoke right as I stepped through the threshold.
“Ah, this is…”
We were at a department store where I used to get most of my clothes and suits, however I had obviously never stepped foot into the women’s section, much less had my measurements taken by someone other than Alice, although at least this starter did not have to be micromanaged like her. Still, she tilted her head as if she were wondering if the bust measurement was correct.
“Is there a problem?” Okina asked.
“Well, you see, we don’t have that much that fits Ms. Himekaidou’s sizes,” the staff member replied. “I can bring out what we have, but otherwise you might have to special order.”
“Let’s see what you have first,” I said. The woman bowed, then went into the back and brought out a few options. I carefully examined each, mostly consisting of gowns and dresses, until…
My eyes widened and I pointed at a suit just like Sae-san’s. “I would like that one please.”
“So many beautiful dresses, and you go with the suit,” Okina said, before shrugging. “Well, it is your choice, and I can’t force you one way or another.”
“I have a feeling tonight’s dinner is going to be a very professional one,” I replied, “especially since you mentioned Yuyuko was interested in joining. We can have fun trying out different dresses later, for now I just want to make sure I look the part and am comfortable with it.”
“You really are a career individual at heart,” Okina smiled. “I like that about you.”
Walking around in the streets of Shibuya was a surreal experience. Just a few months ago, I had been going through the motions of picking my way through the dense crowds and towering facades the same way I had for years before that, thinking nothing of it as this was just simply my life as a teenage idol detective and contract killer. And while things seemingly hadn’t changed much in the over four months since that day, now I felt like I was a complete outsider, similar to how Ren felt when he first came to the city. Like I was a mere visitor, as though I were someone truly from Gensokyo, experiencing the wonders of the Outside world for the first time.
I have heard that time seems to move slower when you’re taking in lots of new sights and experiences. That’s why time seems to speed up as we age and fall into familiar routines. And that is how I felt in that moment: a child, a person new to the world, going through those first precious experiences. So much had happened in just a few months that it felt as though I had been away for years. It helped that I was visiting as a new person… both figuratively and literally.
“You’re being awfully quiet,” Okina said.
“I apologize,” I said. “This all is just… well, a little overwhelming.”
“We don’t have to go overboard if you don’t want to,” she said. “Tokyo is a place with a lifetime’s worth of experiences, after all. I’ve watched this city grow from a small fishing village to the great center of population and commerce it is now, where all the cultures of the world intersect with Japan. I may be a Hidden God, born from amalgamated beliefs within the human subconscious, and thus not really have a ‘hometown.’ But either by choice or semantics, one way or another I always come back here. Just as Gensokyo preserves tradition, Tokyo looks forward, and both embody endless possibility, imagination, and freedom, if in very different ways.” She held up her phone. “Like this device. Such a small machine with so much power to connect us all to the world. And this little ‘application…’” She held up her screen, and it showed a logo unfolding before revealing the name of the app: Origami, by Maddice.
“It seems no matter the time or tradition, people have always sought to create life from nothing. Whether it be shikigami, or Alice and her dolls, and now ‘AI,’ or Artificial Intelligence. This one promises to help people with making decisions in their lives.”
“Ah, yes, a digital assistant,” I said. “This one was still in development when I came to Gensokyo. I suppose it was released recently.”
The app pinged. “Hello. My name is Origami,” the app said in a female tone. “I’m pleased to meet you. You can ask any question, and I will unfold the answer, as sure as a fortune teller.”
“Let’s test it out, shall we?” Okina said. “We would like a recommendation on a nice restaurant with an open table for four, suitable for business discussions.”
Origami took a moment to think, then replied, “there’s a world-class sushi restaurant in Ginza with a cancellation for a table for four two minutes ago. Visitors consistently give the food and drink served here five stars, and it is a common meeting space for professional organizations. Would you like me to request a table for you?”
“If you could,” Okina said.
“Okay, I will request a table.” The app icon spun for a few moments. “Your reservation has been confirmed for 6 P.M.”
“Alright, so we have a couple hours before we need to be there,” I said. “I remember that place, Sae-san took me there for dinner shortly after, well, Ren faked his death. In retrospect, probably to divert suspicion that she was cooperating with the Phantom Thieves, even though I already knew what they were doing. Some member of the conspiracy would also loiter there, as would various politicians.”
“Is that so?” Okina asked. “Well, as I said, Tokyo is full of sights, and there are things even I haven’t done.”
“Indeed. Why don’t we start walking in that direction? I’d rather not ride on a cramped train if I don’t have to.”
“Then, let us go.”
Our walking path took us past a motorcade which appeared to be transporting the American President to the Diet Building for a meeting with the Prime Minister. At the same time, newsboards reported on how the scheduled meeting between them and Malcom Turnbull had been moved back there, after originally being moved to an undisclosed location, due to Guernica seemingly vanishing from existence. I winced as I thought about certain details of the conspiracy’s plan. While the cognitive research was kept strictly in-group and focused on Japan, they did have international connections, most notably an operation to have Trump elected by having me milk Vladimir Putin’s shadow for embarrassing and incriminating details which they threatened to leak if he did not direct a massive election-interference campaign on their behalf. Personally, I just wanted to cause a mental shutdown right then and there because of how much the man disgusted me, though unlike my father he at least had focus, determination, and savvy not granted to him by a mechanical god. That, or leak the details myself anyway, which would have caused a few hundred bodies to fall out of windows throughout Russia and spark the sort of chaos which I craved so much back then.
Now, obviously, I have far better things to do with my time.
We arrived at the sushi restaurant a few minutes before our reservation time. Waiting for us out front was Eiki, in her “adult” form, with her hair down and wearing a black dress. “There you are,” she said to us.
“I trust the door I left led you to an acceptable spot?” Okina asked.
“Of course,” Eiki replied. “The hard part was making myself presentable for an Outside dinner occasion on short notice.” She looked at me. “You’re looking quite sharp.”
“It is a business meeting, I wanted to dress accordingly,” I said.
“True, but there’s certainly nothing wrong with experimenting, given your circumstances.” She looked around. “Yuyuko-sama should be here about now…”
A black car pulled up in front of us, opening up to reveal Yuyuko in a fancy dress, as well as Youmu in a black suit and sunglasses and without her headband. “Evening, ladies,” she said.
Eiki looked at Youmu. “Well, I thought Himekaidou-san was sharply dressed, but you look deadly dashing in that suit.”
“I guard Yuyuko-sama wherever she goes,” Youmu replied. “She told me Outsiders would take me more seriously if I dressed this way.”
“You look like you’re ready to wipe a bunch of people’s memories about an alien encounter,” I commented.
“Well then, shall we go in?” Okina led us inside.
Once we were seated, Yuyuko instructed Youmu to sit at the bar, opening a tab for her on the condition of not ordering any alcohol. The staff seemed skeptical that she was of-age to sit there, but did let her sit there in the end. Youmu mostly watched us quietly while eating her food, while we settled into our booth and got straight to business.
“So.” Eiki threw a sketch of Koishi onto the table. “If what Sumireko and Reimu are claiming is true, Koishi is manipulating people’s shadows.”
“A very dangerous development if true,” Okina replied. “Considering her ability to manipulate subconscious thought, and our inability to detect her, she is quite the dangerous person to allow to run around unchecked.”
“There’s more to the story,” Yuyuko added, “which is also why I’m here. I wanted to inform you of a recent meeting between us and Ran.”
“What did Ran have to say?” I asked.
“She came to the Netherworld with a large box of documents she found hidden in Yukari’s study,” Yuyuko said. “Skimming through them, she realized they all had to do with ‘Cognitive Psience,’ and is requesting that at least some of the Day Breakers come to go over them with her.”
A large stash of research documents. I knew someone else who might want to read them.
“Why don’t we do so at the Shrine?” I said. “Dr. Maruki was a premier figure in that field of cognitive study, and established most of the theories upon which other researchers such as Wakaba Isshiki relied upon. I’m almost certain some of his work is in that treasure trove, and if nothing else he could help us make sense of it.”
“If that’s the case, I’ll contact her about your request,” Yuyuko replied, drinking her sake. “I’ll be honest, ever since my ‘change of heart,’ I’ve become more and more curious about this subject, and why the afterlife administrators hid it from me…”
“I apologize again, we should have told you far sooner,” Eiki said. “Your human origin was the only reason why we didn’t…”
“Considering the stakes in keeping it all a secret, I don’t blame you,” Yuyuko said. “What happened to that other world you described was nothing short of a tragedy…”
“Oh, you don’t know the half of it. So, there was this one time…” The other ladies engaged in conversation about work and their personal lives, while I sat back, listened, and scanned the room. In the corner of my eye, I picked out two men seated at another table: Jyun Owada, one of the conspiracy’s members, and Akira Konoe, the CEO of Madicce. I quickly texted Youmu to record their conversation, as well as how to do so. It took a few moments of her figuring it out, but she messed with some settings on her phone, then set it aside near them while she continued eating. Just as well, our own food came, and we took our time enjoying some very much non-conveyer belt sushi.
“Mmm… I don’t remember the last time I had such high-quality sushi,” Eiki said. “The fat-to-meat ratio and balance is exactly right.”
“It’s a shame Gensokyo does not border the Sea,” Yuyuko said, “no matter how much I begged Yukari to move the Hakurei Shrine there.”
“This place is one of the best in all of Tokyo, and Ginza in general is a high-end district,” I said. “I’ve been all over this city. I know it like the back of my hand, which includes all the best places to shop and eat.”
“It’s a completely different world from Gensokyo, for sure,” Okina said. “High-rises as far as the eye can see, millions of people going about their daily lives, stories criss-crossing as people crowd trains to get to their work stations on time… quite unlike the agrarian lives of Gensokyo humans, who work the fields, tend the stock, and where everyone knows everyone as they struggle to carve an existence in a land of fantasy and youkai.”
“I still don’t understand how these people put up with such a high-pressure and natureless life,” Eiki said. “The various Yama who judge the souls of this city tell me all sorts of things about how no one takes time for themselves, simply because their bosses milk them for all the working time and energy they can muster, then some which they can’t. They call themselves advanced and civilized, but I honestly think the Village humans have it far better despite the challenges they face. And the people who make their policy decisions, ugh” She stuck her tongue out. “I struggled not to gag as that president’s motorcade went by. The miasma following him is akin to a barge loaded up with thousands of tons of cow manure, and far eclipsed your own even at the height of your insanity.”
“I’m… glad to hear that,” I said.
"Then there's Kamoshida," Eiki continued. "That man… that man could have the flesh ripped from his bones, and his bones scraped clean, and still he would not have suffered enough. Toutetsu does find ways, though, and on that note I must thank you again for dealing with her shadow.”
“No problem, I smiled.” We looked over, and saw a bodyguard bothering Youmu.
“Hey little lady, you look all sharp and all, but how tough are you, actually?” he said in an intimidating voice.
Youmu responded by grasping an unopened soda can, then crushing it in her hand, spraying fizzy liquid everywhere. “Tough enough.”
The man smirked. “Heh. Guess what they said was true, when big things come in small packages.” He passed her a drink. “Sorry for bugging you.”
“Ah, Youmu-chan, wait just a-” Yuyuko tried to say, before Youmu started pouring the sake down her throat. Like clockwork, within seconds, Youmu was grinning as though she had just had multiple shots of old-style absinthe.
“Yuyuko-samaaaaaaa….” Youmu hugged Yuyuko, her face all candy-apple red from inebriation.
“Good golly… well, I suppose we should check out,” I said, getting up and stopping her recording just as Konoe and Owada got up to pay their own tab. As promised, Okina covered our table, while Yuyuko paid for Youmu’s food. As we left and saw Eiki and Yuyuko off as they carried Youmu between them, Okina turned to me and asked, “I still wanted to discuss some things. How about we move over to… well, an old favorite of yours?”
“The Jazz bar? That would be delightful.”
“Splendid. Let’s get going. I’ll find a place to discreetly create a door so we can get there quickly.”
Chapter 108: No More What Ifs
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Goro (...)
It was getting dark by the time the two of us made it to the Jazz Club. The streets of Kichijoji were exactly as I left them: full of shops and vendors, people criss-crossing through alleyways, and because it was the beginning of Golden Week there were lots of high schoolers here out later than they normally would be. Fortunately, the Jazz Club wasn’t the sort of place which attracted droves of them, since most kids didn’t appreciate jazz music the way I did.
You might be wondering, for all my admittedly childish interests, how I came to like jazz. The explanation is simple: this very same Jazz Club. Shortly after I started high school, Sae-san brought me here because she wanted to get an after-work drink. I had never taken in much jazz music by that point, but the calm, somewhat hazy atmosphere combined with the sounds of saxophones created a very evocative “noir” atmosphere which resonated with me, almost as though I had been transported back into 1920’s Chicago, a time when men in gray coats and trilbies shot up police stations with tommy guns and bootlegged countless barrels of alcohol. That might sound like a very strange thing to want to indulge in, but you know me by now: someone who seeks the truth, and the more thrilling obstacles between me and success, the better.
Regardless, this place had a spot in my heart, a safe haven where I could put aside my shameful life and past, if only for a moment. I brought Ren here, simply because I wanted to share the experience with him as a friend. He apparently agreed, since I often saw him bringing his other friends here from time to time. Even before I was supposed to kill him, I still invited him here for a one-on-one evening; he almost didn’t make it, but a hangout with one of his confidants ended early, so he was able to slip in and stay late. A safe place, where I could just be myself…
Even though the door, the staff, and even the singer were all familiar, it still felt different. Like it wasn’t really “me” who was here… or at least, not the person I was. Okina paid the cover charge for both of us and we took an empty table for two. The special for the day was a guest martini made using a high-proof Gin from Dover, itself a novel experience since I had never ordered anything alcoholic from here before (my ID had me be of-age, for those wondering). I decided to try this, while Okina ordered a house Margarita using Guadalajara-grown Agave.
“Do you come here often?” I asked.
“Not really, simply because I generally go places alone,” she said. “Sometimes I’ll let the girls waste time and money at the arcade down the street from here while I indulge in drinks and entertainment.”
“Ah, yes, that place,” I said. “I would go there all the time to play darts and billiards. I remember one time I played using my right hand, and Ren commented on it since I’m left-handed. I do that when I’m playing with less-experienced players, since I’m quite good at both games.”
“So you are, although I’ve been told Reimu is quite talented at darts too, so you’d best watch out,” Okina said.
“I’ll keep that in mind.” I took a sip of my drink. “So. You’ve brought me here, presumably because you want to discuss something, but not in front of either the Yama or Yuyuko.”
“Well… Shiki-sama would have been fine, but I don’t know Yuyuko as well and didn’t want to make it awkward.”
“I didn’t know you were the sort of person to care about awkward situations, seeing as you feel it appropriate to barge in on conversations with no warning.”
“You wouldn’t be the first person to comment on it,” Okina said. “Even my own dancers have said that my social etiquette can be a bit… lacking, at times.” She took a sip. “As I said, I wanted to bring you here because I felt it appropriate to, well, explain some of my motivations, and hopefully clear up any misconceptions either of us may have about our relationship.”
“Mm. So, in other words, you want to open up to me, and reveal parts of your mind which you hesitate to show others.”
“You’re quite perceptive.” She took another sip, then looked at me. “The truth is… I don’t have much time left.”
?
“Let me elaborate,” she continued. “You are, of course, aware of the Oracle. But there are some details which are not widely known, and which, as a fellow Sage to Yukari, she has told me in the past, in preparation for when that day comes.” She kicked back. “I am a rather old being, having seen civilizations rise, rule, and wither over countless millenia. But as powerful as gods are, even they have expiration dates, and my own is fast approaching. The amount of power you have seen me wield, my dominion over back doors, and how I effortlessly defeated Gensokyo’s greatest champions. Even that utterly pales in comparison to the vast power I once commanded in my heyday. My dancers? I didn’t used to have them. Only once my power began to fail did I feel the need to create conduits for it, so I found two girls, left on the street by her good-for-nothing drug-addicted parents in Satano’s case, and a single mom molested by a much younger Shido in Mai’s…”
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“...Mai is my half-sister??”
“Yes,” Okina nodded.
I pounded the table. “Just how long has my father been committing shameful acts, and how many broken lives has he left in his wake?”
“I know the answer to both of those questions, but you would be better off not knowing,” Okina replied.
“I think you’re right. I hope Yachie is inflicting suitable punishment on him.” I took a large swig. “I’m sorry, continue.”
“Yes. So, my dancers. They have been acting as a sort of ‘crutch’ for my power while I work on a permanent solution.”
“A permanent solution?”
“Yes,” she said. “The truth is, I haven’t been looking for a replacement for my dancers. I’ve been looking for a replacement for myself. Someone who can take up my mantle, both as a Gensokyo Sage and as the Hidden God, the ruler of back doors. I started my search about two decades ago, seeking someone who matched the profile of one of the Oracle’s foreseen figures.”
…
“...and that replacement… you want that person to be me?”
“Let me back up a bit. The Oracle tells of three figures who will replace the current Sages to repel the ‘Ancient of Days.’ Yukari offered me further details to this a few decades after her original dream. The event would occur 132 years after the Hakurei Border was created, and this, of course, is the 132nd year. The border went up in 1885, while the current year is 2017. It would occur in the time of the 66th Hakurei, and Reimu is the 66th Hakurei. Furthermore, she revealed that the 66th Hakurei would, in fact, be one of these figures.”
I nodded. “Interesting.”
“She also revealed to me the details of one particular individual, the one of ‘Balance.’ This individual was, more accurately, a ‘dividual,’ one of two faces split apart by fate. I didn’t know what this meant, so I pored over thousands of people whom I felt might fit this vague profile. You caught my eye early because of your heritage, but you were just one of many. Among others, Sumireko Usami was another child I monitored. I also closely watched a boy, now a 22 year old man currently going to college in a cow-town in the middle of Washington State in America. All three of you seemed like the closest fits to this profile, since all of you could be described as ‘two-faced.’ I almost went with Usami, before the God of Control began his ‘game.’”
“You mean Yaldabaoth, the one who gave me my power and took advantage of my situation,” I said.
Okina paused. “Ren Amamiya didn’t used to exist.”
!!!
“What… what do you mean be that???” I asked.
“I mean what I say. That man was created, inserted into history, for only one purpose, and that was to serve as a pawn in Yaldabaoth’s game.”
I…
…
…
“...I see.”
“The moment he was created, was in the seconds before your father attempted to molest that woman,” Okina continued. “He would not know. Nor would anyone else. He has false memories of a childhood before that fateful moment, all fabricated. His whole purpose, from the start, was as a playing piece. One which rebelled against his creator, yes, but the point stands.” She took a sip. “And he wasn’t created from thin air, either. No, Yaldy already had material for his other playing piece. From his first one, as a matter of fact.”
My eyes widened, and my hand trembled as I held my drink. “So, you mean to say…”
Okina nodded. “A being formed from the desires of the sort of man you wish you could have been.”
…
I was stunned. A tear fell from my left eye. That man, the man whom I was so envious of… he was a part of me? A person who was, quite literally, an imaginary friend brought to life, forged from my own wishes and desires? And all that left behind was a broken young man…
…
…Or perhaps someone who was…
“I’m telling you this, because the context is important,” Okina said. “But I understand if it’s all too much to take in.”
…
“May I order another drink?” I asked. “I’m going to need it.”
“No problem.” She waved to the bartender and ordered me one more of the same thing. “Have as much as you want. Considering your heritage, you needen’t worry of overindulging.”
“I bet.” I finished my current drink as I was brought a new one.
“Anyway, once that happened, I had no doubt in my mind that it was you,” she continued. “All I needed was the perfect moment to make it happen. But… the timing of your arrival was unexpected, and caught me off-guard. Some other force brought you to Gensokyo, and I need to find out what.”
“Okay, we need to back up,” I insisted. “I am not going to overlook how Ren was created from a part of my own personality. So what you mean is that I was set against myself???” I hit the table again. “Damn that God of Control! What am I, just everyone’s convenient puppet?! I’m my own person, damn it! I don’t exist, as an unwanted child drifting from nowhere to nowhere, just to be everyone else’s cheap play piece!!!”
We got stares from surrounding tables as I took a deep breath and calmed down.
“...sorry about that,” I said, taking a sip.
“No, you have every right to be angry,” Okina said. “And I myself apologize for not being transparent about it earlier. I was just waiting for the right moment to tell you.”
“Yes, but… why me? I mean, look at me. Look at my crimes. How could someone like me possibly be trusted with the power of a god? I killed people, Matara-san. I went mad with power and attempted to burn the world down. Why go with me? Why not Sumireko, or that asshole in Washington who probably wastes time on news sites obsessing over Trump?”
Okina crossed her arms. “Because, unlike most people, you can change. You have changed, and are changing as we speak. Because, unlike most people, I see the potential in you to become an honest, just, and responsible steward of that realm, and of the power which that entails. Because, unlike most people, I fucking care. You’ve been strung through the wringer and used as a cheap plaything for long enough. It’s about time that you truly come into your own and take your place in the world, and in history.” She finished her drink and ordered another one. “The only thing that must happen, is for you yourself to recognize that. To recognize the good you’ve accomplished. Because of you, Reimu has found herself on the path of love, and so Maruki has found a path out of his tortured past. Because of you, the Tengu are free of the oppressive caste system created by one woman’s single-minded revenge. Because of you, a powerful archangel gets to live to see better days ahead. Because of you, the acolytes at the Myouren Temple are finally free, and Byakuren has been able to move on from the weight of her brother’s death. Because of you, a war which would have destroyed Gensokyo and claimed thousands of lives was averted. Yes, you drove many people mad. Yes, you ended many lives, and ruined many others. Yes, you committed those crimes at the behest of corrupt men, but didn’t refuse them. It doesn’t matter. In just a few months, you’ve ensured that your sentence in Hell is far shorter than it would have been, assuming you’re even still on track to go there. But you have to recognize it all, or else it really won’t mean anything in the end.”
…
“...I suppose the short timeframe in which I did all that was hard to imagine against the many, many years of anguished life I lived before that,” I said. “That’s why I’ve really struggled to see it.”
“At least now you begin to see it,” she said. “And that’s why you would be an excellent steward of the Land of the Backdoor. No one is perfect, especially not people of your age, but your capacity to grow so much in so little time is quite literally unmatched in the world right now. So, I selected you, and when the moment was right, drew you into my domain. The other four had no hope of passing my test: their only purpose was to see you into my realm safely.” She sipped her drink. “Although that fairy did surprise me insomuch as she managed to make it to my throne at all…”
“She seems far more powerful than any other fairy I’ve encountered, for certain,” I said.
“Well, that’s no surprise,” Okina said. “She faced off against a Tokoyo no Kami, one of my old adversaries. That, of course, was that ‘random’ fairy you two initially fought. And Cirno herself, I’m fairly certain, is the ‘original’ Jack Frost, the fairie of winter, and my magic powered her up.” She shook her head. “No, it partially made her realize her true nature as a classic daemon, and she only needs to fully grasp that potential.”
The Original Jack Frost… Now that encounter in winter took on a whole new level of meaning.
Which means fusing King Frost should now be just a bit easier…
I finished my second drink. “I see. Then you actually do care about me, and quite a lot in fact. But… why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
“Because I was waiting for the right moment,” Okina replied. “You were right to be skeptical at first. I wanted to make sure you trusted me enough, and I trusted you enough, to know the full story. All this, our trip to Tokyo today, was an apology in that regard.”
“Well…” I shook my head. “No, it’s fine. I’m just surprised, is all. Surprised that you would be willing to offer me such power.”
Okina smiled. “That may be so, but you still have one more task.”
“What is that?” I asked.
“I’m not offering my power to ‘Goro Akechi'.’”
…
“I’m sure you’ll figure it out in time,” she said. “More people are seeing it. And you can’t run from the truth forever. Now that your eyes have been opened to a slight alternative, a chance to cast aside your old self.” She got up, motioned me to come with, and she paid our tab and left a tip for the bartender, before we went through a door, and found ourselves in my room, back in Gensokyo. “But that’s a truth you’ll have to internalize yourself, and no one can force you. So… take time to consider it, and mull over our words today, and the words of others over the past few days. I’ll be waiting for you, once you’re ready…” She opened a door on my back, disappeared inside, and the door vanished.
I decided to jump out the window, then come in through the normal door, just so that Masato wouldn’t wonder how I appeared inside the shop all of a sudden, before heading back upstairs, changing into my night robes, then cutting the lights and going to bed. Except, it took a while before I finally fell asleep, because I kept thinking about what Okina had told me. How Ren was created from my desires and wishes, how I was to replace her as a Hidden God, and to become a Gensokyo Sage, and especially what she meant by not offering ‘Goro Akechi’ her power.
And once I finally was asleep, I had dreams where I relived moments with Ren, and with the Phantom Thieves, blackmailing them, eating the ‘special’ takoyaki, going through Sae-san’s Palace and confronting them on the cruise ship. Except it was Hatsuko Himekaidou in those situations, not Goro Akechi. It all bothered me. Thoughts like these had never crossed my mind before. I merely thought it would be interesting to see what could have been when Eirin offered the potion. But…
…
…Could it have been? Or, more accurately, should it have been? I just…
…
…I just didn’t know.
Notes:
Goro Akechi called me an asshole and I hate that. And, yes, I was pretty much addicted to the news back in 2017, and yes, Central Washington University in Ellensburg was my alma mater. I started Alola! during my final month of going there, as a matter of fact. God, I can't believe it's been so long, or that we're already into August of this godforsaken year.
Chapter 109: Golden Week
Chapter Text
5/3
Goro
“Golden Week?”
I nodded. “It’s a weeklong holiday celebrated Outside commemorating a series of events. Last week had Showa Day, honoring Emperor Showa’s birthday. Today is Constitution Memorial Day, the day the current constitution was established. Tomorrow is Greenery Day, while the 5th is Children’s Day.”
Masato sipped his coffee. “I see. I’ve heard some people talk about it, but those were all started after the Border went up, so, well, we don’t really have a tradition here in the Village celebrating those days.”
“To be honest, most people Outside don’t take them seriously either,” I said. “Most people use the holidays to travel, go on vacations, or just simply party hard and get drunk.” I smiled. “But if the Village doesn’t have a tradition of those holidays, then maybe I can introduce them appropriately.”
Masato looked outside at all the villagers going about their morning. “I’m sure most people here are looking ahead to Tanabata. And then there’s another holiday coming up, considered to be the most important here in the Village.”
“What is that?” I asked.
“June 3rd. The day, way back when, when the Hakurei Border went up. It’s in the middle of Monsoon season, but they say that that day in particular always gets great weather in order for everyone to properly celebrate it. According to some records, not once since the Border was first put up has that day ever been rainy, since it was sunny and warm on that day.”
“Mmn.” I sipped my tea. “I didn’t know that that event would be celebrated in the Village. I was always told that the Border was designed to protect youkai and gods from waning belief Outside, and the Village humans had to be kept in the dark about this.”
Masato nodded. “In theory, at least. In practice, the Border’s true purpose has always been an open secret to some degree. Believe it or not, most humans here prefer our lifestyle, even with the challenges and dangers that come with it, to what goes on out there. People have also always speculated that youkai needing fear to exist isn’t wholly accurate, and that some other force keeps them around. And we’re aware of certain scientific facts, but choose to stick to old beliefs because those beliefs are more fun and interesting.”
“Is that so?” I said. “That seems rather conservative.”
Masato got up and started doing dishes. “I guess it is in some ways. We don’t charge headlong into ideas which seem good, but are actually bad. Not like out there, at least. But I’ve also heard tales from other Outsiders before you about the amount of prejudice and oppression that goes on in some places out there, and how surprised they are about how we, a random village out in the middle of nowhere, have things like women in relationships with other women, when other, similar small villages out there will kick you out for wearing the wrong kinds of clothes.”
“I’ve wondered a bit about that as well,” I said. “I was told Gensokyo has a gender bias, but that wouldn’t apply to the Village. That’s the reason many youkai hold the sort of relationships that they do.”
“We consider family important, but just as important is the well-being of the Village as a whole,” Masato explained. “We just can’t afford to do anything less than stick together and support each other, so everyone and their relationships are valued, as people who are respected and supported will return the favor with interest. We also have a long history, said to go back at least as far as the first Hakurei, of diverse relationships. I mean, look at me, a single dad with his own shop whose daughter, as much as I miss her, goes out and resolves incidents which even Reimu can’t solve alone, and who has probably saved Gensokyo multiple times. Everyone appreciates me and my shop, so I get lots of business, and I'm sure I'll have no trouble finding someone to take it over someday, assuming I’m not already training him.”
I smiled. “Do you… see me as, perhaps, the son you never had? Everyone else comments on it.”
Masato laughed. “Well, obviously, I never had my own son, but if I did, I certainly would have raised him into a better man than myself. But I guess that’s just how Kirisames are. Marisa, me, even my father and grandfather were all a bit reckless and womanizing in our youths. And also my ancestors, I’ve been told. I wonder if that’s still true for the other branch of the family, out there.”
“‘Out there?’ There is an Outside branch?”
“Yeah, shortly before the Border went up, there was a woman in the family who married a man named Sakura, who lived in Tokyo at the time. She left before the Border was created so she could go live with him. I’ve been told by some people that that branch of the family still exists, although that was a long time ago. I wonder how they’re doing now…”
Sakura. Well, it was a common family name, but… it would be fun to imagine Masato and Sakura-san being distantly related. Perhaps it was fate. I also mulled on Masato’s words, about me being as though I were a son he otherwise wouldn’t have had…
…
I looked at the clock. “We should get ready to open the store for the day.”
“Ah, right. I’ll let you clean up the kitchen while I get the store ready.”
“Affirmative.”
As the morning passed by and customers picked their way through Masato’s wares, most of them approached me and asked how I was doing, and it was in those moments where I brought up the concept of Golden Week to each of them. Out of the three days, Children’s Day seemed to generate the most interest, so many of them purchased supplies for paper carps, as well as other celebration favors. Masato chuckled about me starting a trend in the Village, and making him more money while I was at it.
Later in the day, I ran out to go do some shopping. At the market, I again floated the idea of Children’s Day, and the people there all seemed to like it, leading to more buzz and people fashioning paper carps right then and there. Money wasn’t as much of an issue, since my cut of our Metaverse spoils helped pay for more and better food, clothes and supplies; Masato did wonder how I was able to afford such things with the money he gave me to run errands, but simply assumed I had connections, or people gave me discounts, or that I was pursuing a side hustle which I didn’t mention, which was technically true.
I came back to the shop just long enough to put away the groceries, then went back out to grab a bite to eat. I walked around for a bit, and saw Kana pursuing the stalls.
“Good afternoon, Kana,” I said.
“Good afternoon,” Kana replied. “I’m just out figuring out what I should get for us. I haven’t really planned our meals this week yet…”
“I was just out getting lunch. If you want, I can pay for yours.”
“That would be great.”
We found a monja stand, where we saw the interesting duo of Aya in her paperboy outfit with Alice. They looked like they had just sat down, so we went over and joined them.
“Mind if we join in?” I asked.
“Oh, speak of the devil, we were just talking about you,” Aya said.
“Actually, we were both here on our own for different reasons, and decided to get something to eat,” Alice said.
“We’re just the same,” I said. “Quite the coincidence, I will say.”
“I’ll say,” Aya said. “Well, why don’t we order our food? I’m starving.”
After the monja was finished, I took a bite, savored it for a moment, then said, “this recipe seems familiar…”
“I leaked the recipe at that place up in Tengu Village to the cooks,” Aya whispered. “So that I could have it while looking for scoops.”
“That sounds like you,” Alice said. “And have you found those scoops?”
“Well, I found a couple names for our next Ethos trip, if that counts,” Aya replied. “I’ve been keeping an eye out for those. I also have to keep the paper running, so I’ve been spinning changes of heart as being caused by other things, both to make money and also to keep suspicion off of us.”
“How have your explorations been going, Alice?” I asked.
“Hm… I don’t think I’ve mentioned it yet, but I finally found a suitable shadow to inhabit Shanghai,” Alice smiled. “I knew he was perfect since he was extremely powerful and almost killed me.”
“‘He?’”
“A male shadow, obviously, and this one thankfully didn’t object to being in Shanghai’s body,” Alice continued. “And he’s been on a tear, easily my most powerful partner. He really, really hates demonic shadows, but is very good at persuading angelic ones to my cause.”
“Ah, so he must be a strong angelic shadow himself?”
“I’m sure you’ll see someday,” Alice winked. I smiled and nodded, not wanting to disclose how said shadow, well, killed Gouki and how Gouki tried to… er…
Especially since Kana was with us, it would have been highly inappropriate.
“Some of the villagers have been talking about ‘Children’s Day,’” Kana said. “Is that something they do Outside?”
“You’re quite perceptive,” I said. “It’s the final day of ‘Golden Week.’ Its traditions don’t really matter to Gensokyo, so I wasn’t surprised that you don’t celebrate it here. But I felt, of the four main days, the villagers would be interested in Children’s Day the most.”
Aya kicked back. “You know, there's the fairies, who are always like kids. There’s also a few others like the Zashiki-warashi, but for the most part there really aren’t any youkai kids. They just grow up so fast, assuming they aren’t simply born as adults, and because of our long lifespans they spend almost their entire centuries or millenia-long lives as adults. Even the ones that take a while to fully mature like Oni make up for it by having lives of thousands of years, compared to the fifty or so they spend maturing. To us, humans just grow, age, and die in a flash, but, you know, they just make so much out of the time that they have.”
“I would like to comment on that, but now I realize I can’t,” I chuckled.
“Yeah, you’ll probably be around to dig the graves of whole countries,” Aya said. “What about you, Kana? You seem pretty comfortable in the presence of ‘man-eaters,’ although since we’re your teammates, maybe that changes things?”
Kana slumped. “Now that you say that, I’ve thought about that myself. How I seem to get along well with youkai despite being a human… I almost feel as though I sympathize more with them, but… I’m just not sure. I’ve been getting these scattered thoughts, ever since I awakened to my Persona, and they get more frequent and vivid by the day. I’m starting to wonder if my life actually is what I think it is.”
I thought as I sipped the cup of tea the server gave me. Here was a seemingly ordinary farm girl, taking care of her mother in the wake of her father’s death, except now she was questioning her life, and to some extent her purpose in life. Almost as though, in choosing to accept her Persona, she had taken the proverbial red pill offering to open her eyes to a facade she had been blind to before…
I shook my head. “Well, let’s just relax and enjoy our food, shall we?”
“Oh, sure, let’s enjoy,” Alice said. We dug in, and simply made small talk the rest of the time. I offered to cover me and Kana, while Aya paid for herself and Alice.
Later that night, as me and Masato were putting things away before dinner, the bell on the door rang.
“Oh, I’m sorry, we’re closed-”
“Sorry for barging in,” Reimu said. “You mind if I stay for dinner tonight? The fairies have some friends over and it was kinda loud at the Shrine.”
Masato smiled. “Oh, well, sure, you’re welcome anytime.”
“Thank you.” Reimu sat down at the table while I went into the kitchen and started on the food. “Been a little while since I came here. I assume the shop’s been running a bit better now that you have him around?”
“Oh, yes, he does quite a lot of work for me,” Masato said. “The customers all say I’m happier now that I’m not running myself ragged all the time.”
“And I even help pull in some business,” I said with a smile.
“Heh, well, just make sure you’re not breaking anyone’s hearts,” Reimu winked.
“How’s that man, Maruki?” Masato asked.
“Probably busy keeping the fairies under control,” Reimu replied. “He’s getting better, but you know how they are.”
“Oh, I bet,” Masato replied. “The last time I went up to pray, they all just seemed so full of energy. Especially the blonde one in the white dress. I wonder if it’s just because of all the coffee she drinks.”
“Would it surprise you if I told you Luna’s brewed coffee with beer before?” Reimu said.
“That seems like a short-sighted idea,” I said. “Even for a fairy.”
Reimu shrugged. “Well, fairies will be fairies.”
“I suppose,” I said. I finished cooking dinner, we sat down, said our prayers, and dug in. Taking a bite, Reimu took a moment to savor my cooking.
“Mm… you’re getting a lot better,” she said. “This meat is perfectly cooked, the rice is well-done, and the vegetables aren’t too soggy nor are they burnt. Just a few months ago, you-”
“Yes, yes, I know,” I said. “And my tea brewing is far better, too. I’ve even tried my hand at curry. I’m likely nowhere near Sakura-san’s level, but I would say it’s still quite good.”
“All you needed was practice,” Masato said. “And you had the determination to improve. Not everyone does.”
“Thank you.” I turned to Reimu. “And you’re certainly quite the food critic, for someone who has eaten dirt and sucked down an entire Big Bang Burger in twelve seconds.”
“That thing honestly wasn’t actually all that good,” Reimu replied. “I just skipped lunch. That ‘beef’... I wouldn’t even call it beef. Even as I inhaled it, I could tell it was just meat mashed together with something else that wasn’t meat.”
“Probably all the fillers they put in to keep costs down,” I said.
“Exactly,” Reimu said. “Now I’ve probably got a million chemicals in my system because of that.” She sipped her tea. “Outsiders eat a ton of crap without ever once thinking what they put in their bodies. No wonder they have so many health problems. All the villagers who aren’t killed by other means live at least ninety years, but out there, that’s considered a long life? Seriously?”
I took a sip. “I agree. Still, that was quite the feat. I didn’t think it was physically possible for someone to put that much food into their mouth and down their throat at once.”
“Wait, you saw the video???” Reimu asked.
“Yes.”
Reimu paused, then looked down. “Er… don’t tell Marisa, okay? She’d probably laugh at me, or something.”
“I won’t,” I said, taking my next bite of food.
After dinner, I led Reimu upstairs, since she hadn’t really seen my room.
“This is your room, huh?” She looked around. “Kinda bare, and kinda hard to believe this used to be Marisa’s.”
“I do mostly only sleep here,” I said. “When you’re as busy as I am, you don’t have time to lounge around.”
“I get it.” She paused, then plopped down into the guest futon.
“Bluh.”
“Long day too? Then again, you’ve been very busy as well.”
“I dunno, I just haven’t been operating at 100% since I came back,” she replied.
“I see.” I turned away, going through my closet and getting my bedrobes. “Well, just make sure you’re not working yourself too hard-”
Reimu was fast asleep.
“Good grief.” I pulled the blanket over her. “What would you do without us?” I changed out of my day clothes, before brushing my teeth and getting into bed myself.
5/4
In the morning, Reimu stayed for breakfast, but she seemed a little out of it. I asked if she needed help getting back to the Shrine, but she declined, and simply left after finishing her food, leaving me to clean up her dishes.
“You think she’s okay?” Masato asked. “She seemed a little under the weather.”
“That’s what I was thinking,” I said. “But, you know her, she’s pretty stubborn.”
“Yeah, her and her mother both,” Masato said. “I just hope she avoids pushing herself too hard.”
“I’m sure she will, unless someone or something forces her to push herself,” I said. “Anyway, I expect today to be busy. Let’s get to work.”
“Absolutely.” Masato went over and flipped the sign. Throughout the morning, more villagers came in, looking for things for Children’s Day, with some offering trade-ins and others cash. I also spoke with many of the customers, explaining Children’s Day in more detail and the sorts of things people typically did on that day. They all seemed surprised that such a fun holiday existed Outside, and no one ever brought it up until now. I was on my feet all morning, and ultimately stayed until a couple hours after I normally stopped, once the customers died down.
Right as I finished reorganizing the shelves, the bell ring, and two sets of footsteps came in. “Good afternoon, and welcome-”
I thought Hell had frozen over.
“Sheesh, you look like you had a rabid mob come through, Kirisame-san,” Mokou said.
“The square was very busy as well,” Kaguya said. “Everyone had bags and carts full of goods.”
“People are getting ready for a holiday called ‘Children’s Day,’ suggested by a certain young man,” Masato said, looking at me.
I looked at the two. “Ah. But, aren’t you-”
“I actually guide her to town to do some shopping every now and again,” Mokou said. “I also venture into town every once and a while to get stuff for my yakitori stand.”
“Reisen usually does all of our shopping, but it’s nice to come out of the mansion every once and a while and enjoy everything the Village has to offer.”
“...I see.” I fixed my sleeve. “I’m sorry, I just assumed… well, you two always fight, and…”
“We got a duel scheduled later, but for now, why don’t we go do somethin’ nice, now that we have ‘ya?” Mokou smiled.
I looked around. “Sure. Just give me five minutes to finish up.”
The “something nice” Mokou wanted to do was visit a tea stand at the edge of the Bamboo Forest. Keine had noticed our group and asked to join. We sat down, ordered our tea, and had it brought to us along side some sweets.
“‘Ya seem to be enjoyin’ yourself so far,” Mokou said. “Seein’ all the crap you get yourself tied up in.”
“I seem to be very good at getting tied up in crap,” I replied. “How’s Chidori?”
“Busy as ever, sellin’ ‘er haul at the market,” Mokou said. “And you, Keine? How are the kiddos doin’? Been a little bit since I asked.”
“Oh, I mean, same as always, a bit rambunctious, especially the little ones,” Keine said. “We’re coming up on our summer break here in a bit, which I do so that the kids can go back and help their families with the farms.”
“Summer…” I took a sip. “Out there, summer break is a time where kids have nothing to do, so they go on adventures, spend nights out with friends, or, increasingly, waste away in front of their screens. I personally never got to enjoy summer much as a child, and while in school I was so busy that I spent all of my time on cases. But now, I feel as though I could finally go on a summer vacation…”
Kaguya looked up. “You know, I’ve spent so much time cooped up in the mansion, a safe haven away from the toils of the world, and from Lunarian spies. You travelled the world back in the day, Mokou. What kinds of things did you see?”
“Prolly the best and worst of everything,” Mokou said. “When you visit as many different cultures as I did, you start to notice the same shit everywhere you go: religious zealots preaching their beliefs and dogmas on the street corner, vendors living sale-to-sale, businessmen screwing the poor out of their money, crime, hobos, and corrupt nobles and politicians. They may wear different skins, but it’s all the same basic human behavior.” She took a sip. “Through it all, though, I also saw plenty of stories of resilience, of people gettin’ back up and swingin’ no matter how many times they’re knocked down, people achieving success against all odds, and people with power and money who choose to lift up the underclasses.” She smiled. “Those are my favorites, ‘cause it shows they care ‘bout more than just themselves. Some of them just give and be generous, while others put ‘em to work and train ‘em, only expecting growth and improvement as their return on investment.” She looked at Keine. “This kid came to me all alone and desperate. She looked at me with those eyes, and I was like ‘you really want someone like me takin’ ‘ya in? An immortal who went on countless fiery rages?’ But the way she demanded, made me realize, even given that, I was still a better option than everyone else.”
“Yes…” Keine looked down. “The first time I turned, I was thrown out for being a ‘monster.’ When Mokou saw that form for the first time, I thought she would think the same… but instead, she spent the night fluffing me up and rubbing my fur the wrong way.”
“I think Mokou has always wanted a pet,” Kaguya said.
“Er… yeah. Not only that, but I realized I had a pretty special kid on my hands,” Mokou said. “I mean, a were-Hakukaku who can hide, reorder and create history, and is badass enough to protect villagers and tear youkai to shreds? I really knew then that I couldn’t leave ‘er behind, so I taught her everythin’ I knew so she could lead a fulfilling life. I told her ‘I live a forever life of loneliness and emptiness. I want you to make the most of your time.’ And she did.”
“I told you this before, but once I was old enough, I bravely returned to the Village, where I found my parents deathly ill. They apologized to me for everything, and asked me to make the Village a better place. Only once I nodded and promised to them that I would, did they then pass away.” She took a sip. “Before I opened the Temple School, there wasn’t really anyone in the Village teaching kids knowledge and skills beyond simply running businesses and tending to the farms. I’ve been doing it long enough now that I’m starting to see payoffs: the first kids I thought are now more confident adults who can guide their own lives better than their elders did, and are more heavily invested in the Village’s well-being. They also carry the friendships and bonds they make while in school into their adult lives, since they all live so close to each other.”
“That’s very inspiring,” I said. “Outside, it’s not unusual for groups of high school friends to drift apart and scatter like leaves as they pursue their own goals and interests. They could learn a thing or two from your students. Certainly, I hope that never happens to the Phantom Thieves…”
“You speak of them quite a bit, but I would like to know the full story myself,” Kaguya said. “About how they got their start, I mean.”
“Unfortunately, mostly because of one shameful act,” Keine frowned.
“What… do you mean?” Kaguya asked hesitantly. Mokou whispered into her ear, and Kaguya’s face froze in shock.
“No… that’s…” She hit the table. “Dammit, if I found out a teacher was doing that, I’d act too!” She took a few breaths. “...sorry for acting out like that.”
“No, it’s perfectly understandable,” I replied, before wondering if I should peel more layers off the onion for them.
…
“I’ve mentioned before that they claimed to change the hearts of corrupt people, but I’ve never elaborated on how,” I said. “Simply put, there exists another world, parallel to our own, where the ‘shadows’ and desires of people manifest. The Phantom Thieves were granted the ability, by a shadowy benefactor, to enter this world and fight against the distortions of society. They did this by accepting their own ‘shadows’ as parts of themselves, and thus awakened to their wills of rebellion and justice, their ‘Personas.’”
Mokou thought for a moment. “A world of desires and shadows… kinda like the Dream World, then?”
“They’re similar, but not quite the same,” I said. “Now, about me… I wasn't just a student detective, but a child left behind by society because of shameful circumstances, left behind by my father, Masayoshi Shido.”
“Oh, so now you admit it,” Mokou replied. “Although, I pretty much knew from the start you were hiding something awful. Nothin’ gets past the intuition of an old hermit who raged against society in her time.”
“I sensed it as well,” Kaguya said. “Being of my Lunarian heritage, I’m good at picking up on impurity, contagion and despair wherever it shows up, and on you that aura was unmistakable. So… I assume, you awakened to this power and sought to enact vengeance on the world?”
“Yes,” I said. “I wanted to get close to him and ruin him in his moment of triumph. That meant earning his trust and that of his toadies by murdering and driving insane anyone who stood in his way, be they political rivals or innocent civilians. I didn’t want to do it, but because of how much I was scorned by a system which looks down on bastard children, I both felt that I needed to, and felt unrestrained in my quest to stick it to everyone and watch the system burn down.” I took a sip. “But then… Ren came into my life. The man who was everything I didn’t have, and who inspired me to become more than who I was, a better person. Unfortunately, we existed on opposite sides of an evil god’s rigged game, and so were pitted against one another. His ironclad ideals versus my faltering ones, I was no match. After that, I was left to be forgotten… and that is how I ended up here.”
There was a pause, before Mokou spoke up. “Well. I would say good on ‘ya for finally sayin’ it… ‘specially since now I realize we have more in common than I thought.”
“And it’s been inspiring watching you overcome your past challenges in just a few months,” Kaguya added.
“Although… I suppose I owe ‘ya an explanation,” Mokou continued.
“How so?” I asked.
“So, the reason I was out that day was because I was headed home after doin’ a favor for Kourin that involved collecting knick-knacks from Muenzuka for him to sell at his shop, since Yukari was hibernatin’ for the winter. I wasn’t focusin’ too much because of the snow at the time, but I suddenly heard somethin’ which was clearly a person fallin’ outta the air, I know because Kaguya’s done that enough times during our duels. It was only a split second but I thought I caught a black void vanishing from the air in the corner of my eye before I zeroed in on you, swooped down to where ‘ya fell then hauled ‘ya the rest of the way back to my shack.”
“A black void… My recollection is hazy, but I do remember passing through a dark, dreamlike expanse before a sudden white light, most likely all the light reflecting off the snow, passed into my vision,” I said, before turning to Keine. “Which reminds me. One of my confidants wants to know how I arrived in Gensokyo, because she isn’t sure what she currently believes is correct. You can manipulate history, so I thought you’d be the best person to help me figure this out.”
Keine finished her tea. “Well… it is true that I can see a person’s history before me, but mostly only in broad strokes. Seeing such specific moments like that one is beyond what I can typically do… but my powers are far stronger in my Hakukaku form, so when the next full moon comes around, I might be able to do that. I keep strict full moon schedules, so I know the next one is on the 10th, about a week from now.”
“Excellent,” I nodded. “Then I’ll meet with you then.”
“It’s a date,” she replied, before realizing what she said and blushing as Mokou started giggling. “Er, not like that, I mean!”
“Yeah, sure, let’s go with that,” Mokou snarked as Kaguya paid the tab.
5/5
“Has anyone seen Reimu the past couple of days?” I asked
Marisa, who was in her ‘red’ disguise, looked over her shoulder. “Oh, right, yeah, she’s been outta commission since yesterday. Must’ve been a bug or something she picked up Outside. Maruki, the Fairies and Aunn are takin’ care of her, and I got her some medicine from Eientei.”
“Hmm… she did seem off the other day…” I shook my head. “Well, it’s good you’re taking care of her.”
“‘Ey, don’t forget who fed her after she ate dirt, or literally revived her after she ate spoiled food,” Marisa smiled.
“I’m honestly shocked that she didn’t get tetanus from eating dirt,” Alice said, brushing off one of her dolls.
“No one can beat Yuyuko-sama in an eating contest, but she’s come closer than anyone,” Youmu said. She looked around. “So many colorful paper carp hanging from the storefronts.”
“It was all my idea,” I replied. Us four were in the middle of the square as parents with their kids visited all sorts of different stands put up by vendors as they celebrated Children’s Day, at least as best as I could describe it to them. Mamiko was also there, doing some shopping along with a man I had never seen before.
“I assume she has the day off,” Youmu said.
“Yeah, they gave her the day off since things were a bit slow,” Alice replied. “They’re deep underground, so the Full Moon doesn’t affect them as much as surface youkai, who of course are starting to act up since it’s a week from now.”
I approached Mamiko and the man. “Hello there.”
“Oh, hello.” She turned to the man. “I don’t think you’ve met Goro before, have you? He’s one of my friends.”
“A pleasure to meet you,” the man said, offering to shake my hand, which I did. “My name’s Ral. I might not look like it, but I'm an otter Youkai from the Animal Realm. She’s told me all sorts of stories about you.”
I looked at Mamiko candidly. “I didn’t realize you had a boyfriend.”
“He’s a spy for Kicchou-sama, so we often collaborate,” Mamiko replied. “And you are right, we did form a connection.”
“A ‘connection,’ eh?” Marisa stepped forward. “Her bein’ a livin’ doll doesn’t bug ‘ya? Then again, you ARE a youkai.”
“I dunno, she’s nothing compared to the blinged-out rhino-men who take bribes in the bars,” Ral replied. “Kurokoma’s heavies are quite the handful, but I'm glad she can handle them when they get drunk. That’s actually how we met: a bear-man pinned me to a wall and threatened to punch my head off before she came in and threw him to the ground. Then I used my storm magic to take his friends on, and we hauled them away. I suppose technically we oppose each other since she’s tasked with impeding my boss, but we share a lot of common ground as former spirits. I used to just be an otter spirit before I gained enough power to shift into a human form.”
I looked over at a group of kappa, who were showing off Manzairaku to some kids.
“I’m an otter, not a seal, there’s a difference,” Ral said.
“You certainly look like an otter,” I said, looking at his hairy arms.
“Why don’t we grab something to eat?” Alice suggested.
“Yeah, sure, let’s do it,” Marisa said.
Over lunch, we made small conversation, including more idle chatter about some of the things Mamiko had been up to. As it turned out, quite a bit.
“So me and Seiga are actually roommates,” Mamiko explained. “I keep a close eye on her activities, since unlike me, she has a curfew. Although, I effectively have a curfew as well, since I'm the person tasked with enforcing it.”
“Sounds like quite a bit of tough work,” Alice said.
“It is. Long hours, running out of energy on a regular basis, and I'm pretty sure I’ve been inside every bar and speakeasy in town by now doing enforcement work.”
“Oh, trust me when I say you haven’t, not by a long shot,” Ral said. “Speakeasies in particular come and go, and new ones pop up every week no matter how much the Ministry cracks down on them.”
I sipped my drink. “You said you were an otter spirit. That reminds me of when an otter spirit guided us down there, and he first appeared from in between Lapislazuli-sama’s, er…”
“Sounds like you guys met Stinky Pete,” Ral said. “He’s known for bein’ a bit of a perv, and a really brazen one at that. Even Kicchou-sama has told him to knock it off more than a few times.”
Youmu sipped her tea. “Speaking of Lapislazuli-sama, she’s quite the character, especially given how she visits the Shrine since Clownpiece lives under it.”
“Oh, you know, she’s only the ruler of Hell and everything,” Ral said, “although Nippaku-sama does most of the actual work these days. Everyone talks about ‘the Morning Star’ eventually returning and taking the throne, and that everyone’s awaiting that day and how they’re only Hell’s caretakers until then. If you ask me, I don’t think Lucifer ever existed to begin with.” He took a sip. “You all must remember the incident a couple years ago when the Lunarians were driven off the Moon by a madwoman named Junko who’s Lapislazuli-sama’s friend?”
“No, but I have heard of it,” I said.
“Yeah, that was a real shitfest,” Marisa said. “Never imagined that damn fairies could be so powerful. Also, Reisen beat both of ‘em, but if I recall Junko got an unhealthy obsession with her after that.” She took a sip. “That psycho woman ain’t right, lemme tell ‘ya.”
“Oh, you think so?” Ral said. “Let me tell you. She took up residence at the Grand Palace of Dis after that incident and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever met someone else capable of scaring all three family bosses at once. The only ones who can tolerate her presence are Lapislazuli-sama, Clownpiece, and Nippaku-sama’s equally creepy and obsessive admirer.”
“Bleh, don’t even remind me of Hisami when I'm trying to unwind,” Mamiko said.
“Must be quite the character if she can unnerve you,” I said.
“Her room has nothing but lewd pictures of Nippaku-sama,” Ral said. “Trust me, I was tasked by Kicchou-sama to retrieve contraband in that operation, because she told me she’d rather fight Reimu at full power than be anywhere near Hisami’s personal life.”
All of us cringed. Even Alice was visibly disturbed, and considering what she was like in her less graceful moments, that was saying a lot.
“And… that was alright?” Marisa asked.
“She’s not attracted to men at all, so I was the best and safest choice,” Ral replied. “Well, the other option was Stinky Pete, but he probably would have stolen all the posters instead. Unlike him, I'm a professional with standards. Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet, that’s the creed I live by.”
“That’s…” There was a time where I would have fully agreed, and given his circumstances it was fully justified. Now, however…
After we paid the bill, Ral and Mamiko returned to the Animal Realm while me, Marisa, Youmu and Alice met outside of town. “Looks like Children’s Day was a big success,” Alice said.
“Your puppet show earlier was amazing,” Marisa said. “Remember when I was just a nugget and I said you looked like a doll yourself? Hehe, I’ll never forget the look on your face when I said that.”
Alice pouted. “You’re just as much a womanizer as your father, even as a child. I just didn’t know it at the time.”
“Yeah, but, y’know, you were kind of a surrogate mom for a while, and I’ll never forget all the things ‘ya taught me,” Marisa said.
“Oh, if only I knew the little demon I chose to associate with,” Alice smirked.
“Am I a little demon?”
“Yes.”
“Aw, man, that’s rude!” Marisa stretched out. “‘Sides, I'm an ordinary magician, not some grand archdemon with designs of takin’ over Hell, or somethin’.”
“Then explain why you look younger than twenty-seven,” Alice said.
“Eh? Prolly ‘cause I maintain a balanced diet and work out everyday.”
“I’ve seen you put away 20,000 calories worth of sweets.”
“I mean, okay, I do binge on sweets every once in a while, no big deal.”
“Then how come none of it is going to your chest?”
“‘Cause it all goes to my ass and I'm proud of it.”
I facepalmed. “You sound like you two have been married for thirty years and are constantly at each other’s throats.”
“You also remind me of how Grandpa and Yuyuko-sama used to be with each other,” Youmu said. “Although Yuyuko-sama has told me that he used to be even more half-baked and neurotic than me when he was a boy.”
“Who did he actually marry?” Alice asked.
“Yuyuko-sama has a cousin who works as a Yama for one of Sendai’s districts, that’s who,” Youmu replied.
“Wait… so you’re actually kinda related to her,” Marisa said.
“Technically, my cousin twice-removed,” Youmu said. “I treat her like family because she is family.”
Well then… that added a whole new level of meaning to her wanting to redeem Yuyuko when the latter still had a fortress.
“Well, either way, that was a great late lunch,” I said.
“I agree.” Alice reached into her bag. “By the way, I made a special plush doll of you. Sumireko told me about ‘Fumos’ which are dolls licensed by anime studios or something, and I thought you’d like it.” She pulled out her Metaverse key. “Oh, shoot, this isn’t it-”
JUNKO
HELL
…
“...you’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me,” Marisa said.
Chapter 110: On the Shores of Madness
Chapter Text
5/4
Maruki
Last night was a rowdy night, and I didn’t blame Reimu-san for wanting to duck out and seek peace and quiet. Meanwhile, the fairies occupied the courtyard, inviting some of their friends and rivals over for a rowdy party with lots of food, booze, fistfights and drunken spell card duels, which I was tasked with cleaning up after everyone left. I knew those girls weren’t actually children, but they sure looked and acted like children, and I felt a need to mind them and encourage them to be mature and responsible, however futile a mission that would be.
The next morning, I was working on my chores, which by now consisted of sweeping, cleaning, making amulets for Reimu and hosting visitors. I looked out toward the torii, and saw a shape coming down from the air, which was unmistakably Reimu. When she touched down, she seemed neutral and dismissive. Of course, she was often neutral towards others, myself included, but something seemed off to me.
“Welcome back,” I said to her.
“Eh.”
“Hm? Are you alright?”
“Yeah.” She walked past me, stopping on the front steps of the shrine and looking around. “Good job cleaning after the fairies,” she said, before grabbing a broom and starting to sweep. “Gotta keep this place clean,” she said blankly.
“Er… alright?” I watched her start to sweep, but she didn’t really seem to actually focus on it. Looking closer, I could see her face was flushed a bit red. Was she hot? It was still morning, and still cold enough even in May that I needed a jacket for the first couple of hours.
Now, I'm a psychologist and cognitive researcher. But all medical students, no matter their path, are taught to spot the fundamentals when it comes to physical health. When I looked closer, I could see she was shaking. That wasn’t a good sign.
I set my own broom aside and went up to her. “Reimu-san, are you sure you’re alright? You seem a bit-”
“I'm fine…” she droned, scattering dust haphazardly with her broom, before her foot went towards a stair and she stumbled forward.
“Ah!” I quickly caught her before her face could hit the ground. Flipping her over, I felt her temples, and they were burning hot.
“No good, you have a fever!” I said.
“Mhn…”
Aunn helped me carry Reimu into her room, where she was now under the futon with extra blankets and an ice pack. We got the fairies up and had them help us take care of her.
“Here, drink some water,” Aunn said. Reimu took a moment to register the glass of water next to her before she picked it up and drank from it.
“I’ve never seen Reimu sick like this,” Star said.
“Must have been a bug she picked up while visiting Tokyo,” I said. “It would make sense that she was exposed to things out there not found in Gensokyo.”
“I hope it isn’t serious,” Luna said. “It would be bad if a bug took her down.”
“Eh, don’t sweat it, she’s pretty tough!” Clownpiece boasted.
“Maybe, but still…”
The door opened. “Oy, Reimu, I was wonderin’ if-” Marisa started to say, before seeing what was going on and coming over, kneeling beside her. She felt Reimu’s forehead, and could feel her fever.
“Ah… must’ve been somethin’ you caught out there,” Marisa said. “See, this is why you shouldn’t push yourself so hard. Don’t worry, I'm here to take care of ‘ya!”
“Mmm… thank you,” Reimu said weakly.
“We should get a doctor to look at her,” I said.
“Er, right.” Marisa pulled out her communicator. “I’ll page Reisen over and see if she can help us.”
When Reisen arrived, she took a few moments to examine Reimu’s symptoms. “It’s probably just a minor virus she picked up while in Tokyo. There’s so many people there, she could have gotten it from anywhere.”
“That’s what I was thinking,” I said. “What do you suggest?”
“Well, you’re already doing what you need to do, letting her rest and making sure she gets fluids and light food,” Reisen said, before producing a bag of medicine. “This medicine was created by Eirin. It helps immune systems lock onto and destroy viruses with high efficiency. If she takes this, she should be over it within a couple days.”
“Sounds expensive,” Marisa said. “But if it works, it works. How much do we owe ‘ya?”
Reisen thought for a moment. “I’ll take it out of our shared funds. Can’t have a team member down and out with a virus at a time like this. Plus, it’s Reimu, and if anyone can’t afford to be sick, it’s her.”
“Good point,” Marisa said. “You’re the expert, so I’ll just let ‘ya do what you need to do.”
“Excellent, thank you.” Reisen spent a few minutes administering the medicine, a powder which could be dissolved into tea which she had Reimu sip on. Once she was satisfied, she instructed us to continue attending to her, before she left to finish her deliveries. Marisa stuck around for a few hours and helped make dinner, which we brought to Reimu and had her eat as much as she felt up to. We then spent some time visiting and catching up, including me asking how Akechi-san was doing. Apparently, he was doing great, and she went into detail about “Hatsuko,” apparently a new form of his, and all the stuff he did with them in and out of the Metaverse in said form, before she tipped her hat and bid me a good night.
…
Damn, I wish I could have interviewed him in detail back then…
5/5
In the morning, before bathing, I went over to Reimu’s room to check on her and see how she was doing.
“Good morning,” I said.
“Mhn, morning,” she groaned lightly. She rose up, and her bed robes were completely soaked with sweat. It was clear that her fever had broken overnight.
“Ah… you’re all sweaty,” I said.
“Yeah… I feel gross,” she said.
I looked toward the bath. I wasn’t sure if Reimu would actually let me do it. But I was responsible for her, and it felt wrong not to.
“Come on, let’s get you all cleaned up.”
In the bath, I turned on the water and made sure it was a good temperature, before undressing myself and helping Reimu do the same. Cleaning her robes later was going to be a lot of work, but for now I hung up her change of clothes for the day while tossing the dirty robes into the laundry bin.
“I can do this myself you know,” she said in a half-awake daze.
“Well, you’ll be getting a little help today,” I said. The fact that she was letting me do this instead of shouting at me for seeing her naked was quite unusual, to say the least. She must actually want it, I thought to myself, or else she wouldn’t be acting like this.
I helped her into the tub and we sat down. I let the water fill up to just below the overflow valve before shutting it off and getting to work washing her. She was sitting in front of me, giving me a good view of her back and her hair, which was quite silky and long when not tied up in her hair ribbons and tubes. To the side was a well-used bottle of shampoo and some soap. I started by rinsing her hair and scrubbing the shampoo in.
…
Her hair… it was silky-smooth, with not a trace of frizz or frazzle. Her scalp was flawless, with nary a flake on it. The wetted strands stuck to her back, perfectly straight as a bamboo straw. I recalled all the times I would wash Rumi’s hair; she did a good job maintaining it, but she still struggled with flakes and frizz which needed to be worked out. I couldn’t know if it was the products she used, or if Reimu herself was simply blessed with flawless hair which somehow withstood the stresses of flying and spell card duels.
“Your hair is quite healthy and smooth,” I said.
“Everyone says that,” she replied, still half-asleep. “They all wanna know what I do with it, and I just say ‘nothing.’”
“I see…” Once I rinsed the shampoo and conditioner out, I got to work scrubbing her back. She reached for a different cloth and started cleaning her ‘other’ areas - rather understandably. I pushed her out a bit so that I could get a good look at her back. As I lathered and scrubbed her back and under her arms, I noticed that it seemed a little… off.
I put the cloth aside and gripped the sides of her back. “Hm? What are you-”
*crack*
Reimu was silent for a moment after I popped her back, before she smiled, let out a pleased sound and melted into the water, free from what had to be chronic discomfort from an out-of-place back. I continued to wash the rest of her, then decided to massage her shoulders, which made her even happier.
Reimu looked up at me. “How are you so good at this?”
“Oh? I used to do this with Rumi all the time,” I said. “I will say, though, you have quite a bit more mass on you.”
“Are you calling me fat?”
“No, far from it, you just have lots of muscle mass.”
“Probably ‘cause I train and fight all the time, plus I'm only kinda human. Not like those dainty village girls. Also, I still think you called me fat.”
“Well… I suppose one part of you is,” I said playfully.
“Do you want me to exterminate you? Only because I’d like another part of me to be fat too, if you know what I mean.”
“I think you’re beautiful as you are.”
Reimu paused, then rose up, turned around, faced me and grabbed my shoulders, looking at me with her half-open eyes and slightly delirious look. What is she plotting?
She lifted her hand, put her fingers in my hair, then plucked something from it. It was a dry skin scale.
“You haven’t been washing your hair,” she said, before leaning in and inspecting closer. “...no good. You’re talking to shrine donors with your hair like that?”
“Ah, well, I suppose-”
She grabbed a scalp scrubber and the shampoo I used on her, which she took and put into my hair. “Lemme show you how to do it right.”
“Ah. Well… alright.” I sat there as she meticulously scrubbed my scalp, removing all the built-up grime and dead skin, and working the shampoo and conditioner in until she was satisfied. Then she decided to wash the rest of me as well.
“Ah, I can do that myself-”
“You wanted to wash me, so I get to return the favor,” Reimu said. “Besides, if your scalp was in bad shape, what’s the rest of you like?” She got to work scrubbing me down, removing even more dead skin and dirt spots. Despite still being under the weather, she was quite thorough.
“...you’re kind of a brick yourself,” she said.
“I’ve been exercising every day,” I said.
“Yeah, nothing like me though, although I guess I laze around and read books a lot when I'm not on the job,” she said. “I don’t understand people who work out for fun.”
“There’s plenty of Outsiders who do, some even make careers out of it. They’re called athletes.”
“I know what athletes are, just can't imagine doing that myself…” She finished scrubbing me down. “...water’s kinda cold.”
“Ah, alright. I’ll go ahead and drain the water and dry us both up.”
Once out of the bath, I got dressed and worked on cleaning up the shrine. Some visitors came by with donations, and we chatted and had tea for a long time. Reimu spent her day crafting amulets, as it was a low-intensity activity. She certainly seemed to be doing better already, and I figured she would be completely better by tomorrow. Marisa came by again for dinner, but this time had a more worried expression, like she had discovered something terrible had happened. She was mum on details, and instead cooked for all of us and made sure Reimu had as much as she could. I put Reimu to bed just after Marisa left, and was getting ready to go back to my cell.
A hand reached out and grabbed me.
“Hm?”
“Don’t.”
Don’t… what? Did she want me to…
I looked around and found a spare futon. I laid it out next to Reimu, then slipped into the covers. She was already asleep, eyes closed and peacefully resting.
I smiled. For as tough as she tried to project herself as, she still had her softer side, a far cry from the fanatical, dogmatic soldier who almost executed me just a few short months ago, at the height of my insanity. Both of us had changed. I was moving on from despairing over my pain, and she had come to grips with her true life story and heritage. Through it all, I saw a woman who was lonely at heart, trying to find her niche in life…
5/6
….
When I woke up, I was shivering, and my face was hot and sweaty. There was no doubt: I had caught the same bug.
When I turned around, the other futon was empty. Then the door opened, and Reimu, already dressed for the day, looked down at me.
“Sheesh… first you have the gall to sleep next to me, then you catch my bug. Honestly, you shouldn’t have pushed yourself too hard.” She knelt down and put a bowl of miso soup and medicinal tea next to me. “There. The sooner you get better, the sooner you can get back to doing your chores.”
“Thank… you,” I said.
Reimu turned around and left, but before she did, she said, “I have some things to do today, some pretty important business. Aunn will take care of you. If I get back and your fever breaks, I’ll have to do an extra good job washing you tonight, or maybe tomorrow.” She winked, then shut the door and took off.
…
She keeps making me miso soup every day, ostensibly to ensure I can do the work I'm supposed to. I wondered if there was an ulterior motive…
Goro
The mood was tense in Nitori’s cave. Reisen, in particular, seemed especially on-edge. No one talked, and not just because Reimu had yet to arrive. We thought we had tackled some pretty hard missions with high stakes up to this point. But this…
“Sorry I'm late,” Reimu said, sitting down beside us and pouring herself a cup of tea. “So… word is we have a new target-”
“HELL,” Marisa said. “Our next mission’s gonna be in Hell, takin’ on Junko, no less.”
“Just when I thought things could not possibly escalate more,” Byakuren said. “Junko, a being composed of pure, concentrated hatred, spite and vengeance, rules over a fortress whose scope covers the realm of the damned itself.”
“What kind of distortion does she have that it’s able to cover Hell?” Youmu asked.
“I only just started my job down there, and I already have to deal with a fortress.” Mamiko looked like she needed a drink.
“Ah… so, Hell,” Kana said nervously. “I never thought I would go to Hell so early, on a mission while I'm still alive.”
“Haah… I know how you feel,” I said, considering the fact that I've already been to Hell several times already for business matters, when I thought for sure my first sighting of that place would be when I died and was judged for my crimes. The greatest scope Ren ever had to deal with when it came to palaces was Kaneshiro’s covering all of Shibuya, but unlike us, the Phantom Thieves never had to go to literal Hell to complete a mission.
I looked at Reisen, who was still frozen. “Are you alright?”
“No… I'm pretty fuckin’ far from alright,” she said coldly, in her “Jack the Ripper” voice. “That woman. You want madness? You want obsession? Okay, how about a crazy bitch who locks onto you and grabs your shoulders, then looks at you with a rapist smile and blank eyes.” She tilted her head and blanked out her own eyes. “And then she says repeatedly, ‘ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUI-”
We all reeled back in shock. “Holy. Shit,” Aya said.
“Yeah,” Marisa said curtly. “When even Sanae thinks you have a few screws loose, you’re prolly a long way over the event horizon.”
Byakuren glanced over at Nitori’s sake stash, as though she were seriously considering breaking her vow of no drinking in order to process this terrifying revelation. “...how thoroughly broken does someone have to be to become so deranged?”
“Sadly, I am all too familiar with her tragic tale,” Miko said. “I'm well-learned on Chinese and Japanese history; after all, I was there for some of it. She was once married to a man named Hou Yi, with whom she had a son, Bo Feng. Junko herself is likely better known by Outside scholars by her Chinese name, Xuan Qi.”
“So she’s originally from China, just like Seiga,” I said.
“Correct; in fact, Seiga told me everything I know about Junko’s life story. To understand Junko, requires understanding Chang’e, the Chinese goddess of the Moon, who in reality is the master of all moon rabbits, like Reisen. Put simply, Hou Yi cheated on Junko with Chang’e, who is thought to have bewitched him and tempted him away from Junko. Now, that would certainly be grounds for a distortion by itself, but…”
“The Phantom Thieves only had to deal with similar individuals as simple Mementos targets,” I said. “So something else must have happened.”
“Yes,” Miko continued. “The short version is that Hou Yi killed their son, Bo Feng.”
…
“That’s…” Kana started to say.
“It is said that there were once ten suns, which would take turns rising. It’s unknown if there were literally ten suns, or nine additional entities which existed in tandem with the astronomically large sun at the center of our solar system. Some speculate that all nine were different sun deities. Whatever the case, all ten suns rose one day, threatening to scorch the Earth in eternal fire. Why this happened, no one knows, but some think Chang’e was involved somehow. Hou Yi shot down each of the nine suns, one of which dropped on top of Bo Feng, who was still a boy, killing him instantly.”
“Adding to that, one of the suns was Apollo, Hecatia’s brother,” Marisa added. “Which is why Hecatia aided Junko that time. They had a shared enemy.”
I considered the circumstances of our next target, and the potential stakes involved. “I see. Two individuals, seeking revenge, no matter how many innocent lives had to die or be upended to get to their single-minded goal.” I turned to Reisen. “And Chang’e is the master of the Moon Rabbits?”
“Yes,” Reisen said ruefully. “She’s imprisoned on the Moon, for the crime of taking the Hourai Elixir, on top of her many other crimes. Us Moon Rabbits have traditionally pounded mochi in observance of our master’s captivity, as she was a primordial goddess who was with us before the Lunarians showed up. Eirin thinks she’s an avatar of Nyx, a figure our rabbit minds could comprehend and worship without being struck dead by her greatness. If that’s the case, Junko had no chance of actually winning, and uprooted the Lunarians and almost destroyed their home for nought.”
“Uh, hold on, but I thought those who took the Elixir absolutely can’t be killed,” Nitori said. “That’s what Marisa told me.”
“Usually, yes, but even the Hourai Elixir is not foolproof,” Reisen explained. “Because it’s considered a form of impurity, as its premise of eternal life can’t exist without death, Junko can ‘purify’ it from people’s bodies, before killing them. Which means she could kill Mokou and Kaguya-sama if she wanted to. It’s also… untested against Mental Shutdowns, a known weakness even back then. Eirin isn’t too sure what would happen to a Hourai Immortal who suffered a mental shutdown, but she thinks it’s the only real way to ‘kill’ a Hourai Immortal, not that it would be a full death, because their Ethos would die, but their lower brain functions would continue…” She shuddered.
Aya grimaced. “Ah, can we please move on from this subject? I’d rather not stew on a fate worse than death, thank you very much. I'm having enough trouble processing Junko’s… mentality as it is.”
Reimu slumped. “I knew she was messed up in more than a few ways, but to think she’s that far off the deep end…”
“She’s not going to be like our previous targets, for certain,” I said. “This one will require no small amount of prior preparation. We should be training and gathering supplies while I go and try to determine her keyword. Finding that keyword isn’t going to be easy: considering her mental state, her warped perception of the world, that means that how she sees Hell, a realm already beyond mortal comprehension, is not only assured to be abstract, but also deeply disturbing. That’s not even getting into what the fortress itself could look like or what her shadow could be like…”
I looked over at Reisen, who was clearly terrified of Junko, and no doubt grappling with the harrowing thought of having to physically delve deep into her psyche, being forced to witness whatever Junko’s twisted cognition of her was, and facing her beyond distorted desires. Youmu got up and went over to her, giving her a pat on the back. “Hey. Know that you got me. And the rest of us. We’ll get through this.”
“I…” Reisen paused, then shook her head, rose up, and took a deep breath. “...I said I wasn’t going to run away anymore. I'm done running away. I faced my master and turned her away from darkness, and restored the fair, thoughtful person she really was deep down. I bravely stood up to Junko once to save the home I betrayed. I’ll do it again, and this time, I'm gonna end her threat for good… by cutting off the source of her madness, and healing her heart. That’s the only way. No one is safe as long as she wallows in that hole of madness.”
“Hm,” I replied. “I see. That woman who threatened to disrupt your home, Gensokyo, and the Dream World by forcing the Lunarians to relocate… whose actions threatened thousands of lives and a bloody war… who still poses a personal danger to you with her madness… and who is still actively plotting revenge against the woman who wronged her, no matter how many lives it costs or how much destruction it inflicts. Certainly, a grave threat to the world, and to you. Given that, wouldn’t, say, a Mental Shutdown be far quicker and more certain to stop her threat? To them, and to you?”
Reisen glared at me. “I’ve ruined too many lives with my powers and my bloodlust. If I can save a life for once and make it worth living, it’s the least I can do to atone for my past crimes and sins.”
I smirked. “I see. Then you really have changed.”
“I remember when I first met you, and you were a nervous wreck who didn’t trust anyone outside Eientei,” Youmu said. “I’ll never forget when I invited you to my home, and Yuyuko-sama gave us space, and you opened up to me and revealed your past and fears. That takes courage, and a will to grow and change.”
“Plus, think of it this way,” Aya said. “When I saw you awaken Jack, I wondered if you were going to let your old madness and depravity overtake you. I seriously feared you might turn rogue. But… Instead, I saw you control that sadistic, bloodthirsty side of you, give it a healthy outlet, and use that power to do good. You didn’t let the Ripper overtake you, you overtook them, after so many years of being passive and keeping them locked away. Because now you can trust yourself to go ‘insane’ every once in a while.”
Kana looked at Reisen. “Not only that, but you saved my life, and confronted your master’s worst desires. I don’t think you’re an evil person, just a victim of circumstance.”
“And besides,” Marisa grinned, “now that you got that asshole over there, ‘ya finally have someone who you can be fully open with, ‘cause he’s been there and neither of you hafta hide anything.”
Reisen smiled, and a tear ran down her cheek. “Thanks, everyone, I won’t let you down.”
“There was never any fear that you would,” I said.
“Would now be a bad time to mention the pot at Four Devas?” Reimu asked bluntly. Me and Reisen froze up while everyone else looked at her in shock.
“...you frickin’ moron!!” Marisa said, punching her to zero effect while me and Reisen blushed and stuttered profusely and everyone else broke out in laughter.
After we had a group dinner and some drinks, most of the group left while I stayed behind for a little while to help Nitori put things away.
“Man, I gotta get better about keepin’ this place clean for guests,” she said. “Several years of not having to accommodate visitors leads to some hard-to-break habits, let me tell you.”
“I never had visitors in Tokyo, and my apartment was clean, although then again I really only slept there because of how busy I was,” I said.
“Then why even pay for an apartment? Why not just find a cozy place to set up a tent?”
I looked at her with a “really?” expression. “Ace Detectives don’t sleep in tents on the street. And besides-”
“Okay, okay, sorry, wasn’t thinking about that,” Nitori said. “Then again, that probably shows you what my social awareness is like, as in, not really there at all.”
“Oh, let me tell you about not having self-awareness, what with all the times I went on tangents about children’s cartoons on live TV in front of millions,” I said. “Or all the times I went into three different rooms to get coffee, cream, and sugar because my mind was running at thousands of kilometers an hour about school, cases, scheduled psychotic breakdowns and TV appearances that I wasn’t paying attention to the moment, and making a fool of myself the whole time.”
“Yeesh, can’t imagine what your day planner must’ve been like,” Nitori said. “Like, I can imagine school from eight to three-thirty, study hall till five, go to SIU building at six, mental-shutdown corrupt corporate exec in Mementos by eight, in bed by nine. I'm surprised you’re even willing to talk about your past in such a casual way.”
“Well, it was always mentally easier to inflict breakdowns and shutdowns on assholes,” I said. “I only would have had to kill more innocent people if Shido’s plan succeeded, and I'm pretty sure Yaldabaoth was going to dispose of me before then anyway. Wakaba Isshiki was an exception due to Shido’s own personal circumstances.” I stretched out. “And other than that, it was just a hectic idol life. I even remember running away from my fangirls with Ryuji, just me and him.”
“That must’ve been a sight,” Nitori smiled as she pushed a dusty crate out of the way. “Just imagining a bunch of shallow girls in school uniforms all chasing after you-” She looked down. “...hm?”
“What is it?” I asked. I looked down, and saw a strange trapdoor.
“Didn’t realize I had this,” Nitori said, before using her drill to bust the lock on it. “Eh, must be an old storage area I forgot I had. C’mon, let’s check it out.”
“Okay…” She opened the trapdoor, and we slipped in. On the bottom, we found… quite the sight.
“What the Hell is this???” Nitori said in shock. We found ourselves in a room whose walls were plastered in posters showing Kirby characters alongside ones showing rough-and-tumble cowboys. There were boxed-up Magic decks on a shelf along one wall, a corkboard with notes and story ideas pinned to it, the floor was covered in discarded Doritos bags as well as discarded cans of Coors, Lagunitas and Coke Zero. There was a large computer screen with a word processor on it, and in the chair was Manzairaku slapping the keyboard with his seal-hands.
We approached him, and Nitori asked, “Manzairaku? What are you doing down here?”
Manzairaku turned around and pulled off his headphones. “Oh, didn’t realize you people would find this place.”
We jumped back. “You can talk?!?” Nitori shouted, her twintails all puffed-up like a cat.
“‘Course I can,” he said. “Also, my name’s not Manzairaku, that’s just an alias I use when I'm out in public because I look and act like the seal from one of the canon Touhou mangas.”
Nitori cocked an eyebrow. “‘Touhou’ mangas? What’s that supposed to mean? I mean, who are you anyway???”
“I'm Madras_Eclipse,” he said. “I'm the author of this story. Well, technically, you’re just seeing my author avatar, the real me’s writing this dumb chapter eight years from now at 45.426777,-122.486358. You’re both in a fanfic named Touhou Yuganda Genjitsu: Cognitive Psience in Eastern Utopia. That first part of the name I got by running ‘Distorted Reality’ through Google Translate then copying the English transcription, in case you’re wondering. I don’t actually really know Japanese, but I’ve been meaning to fix that. For like the past ten years.”
I gritted my teeth, then shouted, “what the Hell’s that supposed to mean??? That doesn’t make any sense, even by Gensokyo standards!!”
“It probably doesn’t, mostly ‘cause I write this stupid thing by the seat of my pants and I don’t usually read the comments. Why? Cause I'm kinda weird, Iunno. Anyway, you two aren’t supposed to be here, so I need to crash the game to reset the continuum.”
“What the bloody Hell do you mean by ‘resetting the ga-” I started to say, before the seal…author avatar thing got up and yelled, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Error Code: 2002-4144
An error has occurred.
Please press the POWER Button to restart the console. If you are unable to restart the console, hold the POWER Button for 12 seconds to turn the console off.
If the problem persists, refer to the Nintendo Support Website.
support.nintendo.com/switch/error
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(X1) XKW50071107993
(X2) 17.0.1
*Resets console, selects game*
*SEGA, Atlus, P-Studio and Team Shanghai Alice logos shown*
*First couple of notes of Revolution in Your Heart plays before skipping opening cutscene*
Persona 5: Story in Eastern Utopia
New Game
Load Game ←
Settings
Credits
File 1: Playtime 156:44, 1/18, Former Hell
File 2: Playtime 127:45, 8/28, Origami Abyss
File 3: Playtime 57:05, 5/6, Nitori’s Cave ←
Do you want to start the game with this file?
Yes ←
No
5/6
Goro
After we had a group dinner and some drinks, most of the group left while I stayed behind for a little while to help Nitori put things away.
“Man, I gotta get better about keepin’ this place clean for guests,” she said. “Several years of not having to accommodate visitors leads to some hard-to-break habits, let me tell you.”
“I never had visitors in Tokyo, and my apartment was clean, although then again I really only slept there because of how busy I was,” I said.
“Then why even pay for an apartment? Why not just find a cozy place to set up a tent?”
I looked at her with a “really?” expression. “Ace Detectives don’t sleep in tents on the street. And besides-”
“Okay, okay, sorry, wasn’t thinking about that,” Nitori said. “Then again, that probably shows you what my social awareness is like, as in, not really there at all.”
“Oh, let me tell you about not having self-awareness, what with all the times I went on tangents about children’s cartoons on live TV in front of millions,” I said. “Or all the times I went into three different rooms to get coffee, cream, and sugar because my mind was running at thousands of kilometers an hour about school, cases, scheduled psychotic breakdowns and TV appearances that I wasn’t paying attention to the moment, and making a fool of myself the whole time.”
“Yeesh, can’t imagine what your day planner must’ve been like,” Nitori said. “Like, I can imagine school from eight to three-thirty, study hall till five, go to SIU building at six, mental-shutdown corrupt corporate exec in Mementos by eight, in bed by nine. I'm surprised you’re even willing to talk about your past in such a casual way.”
“Well, it was always mentally easier to inflict breakdowns and shutdowns on assholes,” I said. “I only would have had to kill more innocent people if Shido’s plan succeeded, and I'm pretty sure Yaldabaoth was going to dispose of me before then anyway. Wakaba Isshiki was an exception due to Shido’s own personal circumstances.” I stretched out. “And other than that, it was just a hectic idol life. I even remember running away from my fangirls with Ryuji, just me and him.”
“That must’ve been a sight,” Nitori smiled as she pushed a dusty crate out of the way. “Just imagining a bunch of shallow girls in school uniforms all chasing after you-” She looked down. “...hm?”
“What is it?” I asked. I looked down, and saw a strange trapdoor.
“Didn’t realize I had this,” Nitori said, before using her drill to bust the lock on it. “Eh, must be an old storage area I forgot I had. C’mon, let’s check it out.”
“Okay…” She opened the trapdoor, but all that was there was a shallow pit with a single Megidolaon skill card in it.
“The Hell?” Nitori said. “What’s a skill card doing here?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “...actually, do you feel as though something is off?”
“What do you… actually, yeah, now that you mention it, I could have sworn we just did something involving…” She shook her head and took the skill card, before shutting the trapdoor and slid the crate back over it. “Actually, let’s not think too hard about it.”
“Agreed.” We finished cleaning her place up, and she thanked me as I flew back to the Village for the night. I knew I was going to have a busy few days ahead of me. I wasn’t sure where I supposed to look in Hell for a keyword, but I felt Yuuma would be as good a person as any to ask first, especially since I also wanted to confirm if she had a subconscious memory of Koishi.
…
…Why was I thinking about seals all of a sudden?
Chapter 111: The Himekaidou's Family Reunion
Notes:
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5/7
Goro
…So here I was in Hell. Again. As I told myself many times before, I always expected to end up in this place eventually.
But not for business. And certainly not on more than one occasion.
I didn’t feel like being harassed by a still-vengeful Kutaka today, so I made the trip down as Hatsuko. Somehow, that dumb birdbrain still didn’t recognize it, even though it was becoming increasingly common knowledge (outside the Village anyway) that I could shift into a woman at will by now. Perhaps it was the wings; not many saw me with those yet, since I never used them within sight of the Village. The wings were useful for making speedy trips, and even at slower speeds they still noticeably reduced the effort needed to fly. But now I understood how Reimu felt about having to control an extra set of limbs, a truly alien sensation even to Youkai who didn’t have wings, much less a normal human. Which I kept having to remind myself I wasn’t.
As I flew over to the gates of the Animal Realm, I passed by several sights. Dis. The Sea of Petroleum. The Nuclear Furnace. A strange pyramid-shaped structure. Between them all, sinners being subjected to their punishment, and more biomechanical monsters covered in oil sauntering about. Those ones always interested me: horrors borne of metal and flesh, unlike the typical depiction of demons. What belief of demons could have brought them into existence?
I arrived in the Animal Realm, which was just as gritty and corrupt as I had left it. It wasn’t hard to find Yuuma’s hideout, a Chinese structure guarded by many bird spirits. I wasn’t sure how I would be received this time, as this was the first time I approached her in this form-
“Let ‘er in,” came a voice, as the doors opened for me, and there stood Yuuma.
I landed, folded my wings, and tipped my hat. “I presume word of this face of mine has reached you by now?”
Yuuma leaned against a support column. “Look, when you’re that physically and charismatically attractive, that’ll rouse the attention of even my most braindead spies,” she replied. “‘Specially when you show ‘em off like that.”
I looked down at my shirt, which I had modified by Alice to show cleavage, as I had become comfortable with that by now.
“Let’s not get hung up on aesthetics,” I said. “I’m here for business.”
“Sure ‘ya are,” Yuuma said. “Already got the tea set up. I’ll lead ‘ya upstairs.”
“Splendid.”
Upstairs, Yuuma had an extravagant set laid out of exotic Chinese teas. Looking around at her room, I remarked, “so you must be from China.”
“Well, duh, I’m the Taotie,” she said.
I also saw her assortment of bird minions. “I also find it interesting that a sheep-person like you has birds as minions.”
“Ever since I learned to fly, they’ve been my friends,” she said. We sat down, and some birds came to pour our cups. “So, I wanna know. What sort of dirty business have you been up to?”
I reached into my bag and pulled out a picture of Koishi that Reimu drew for me. “I want you to tell me if you recognize this person.”
Yuuma looked at the picture. “Eh? Nah, can’t say I-”
She paused.
“...hold on. Y’know, I… gah.”
“Is something wrong?” I asked.
“No, it’s just…” She grimaced as she wracked her brain trying to recall Koishi. “I mean, I feel like I saw someone that kinda looks like her recently, except not. Like that crazy deja vu thing where you swear up and down you’ve seen somethin’ before even though ‘ya haven't. Like, I can remember thinkin’ about how to take over the Animal Realm and Hell since, ‘ya know, I haven’t been doin’ so hot on territory these past few centuries, and then… and then I can imagine someone like ‘er…” She took a sip. “Of course, everyone here knows about how Satori Komeiji lost her sister after that sister sealed her third eye… I’m guessing that’s who she is? What she looks like? ‘Cause no one remembers, because of her powers.”
“Precisely,” I nodded.
“And lemme guess, she’s a wanted criminal?”
I paused. “Remember when we fought Erebus? How you saw us use Personas to take it down? I’m part of a group investigating an incident in the world it dragged us all into, and we think Koishi is involved.”
Yuuma thought for a moment. “Hm. So, in other words, the Day Breakers. Heard of ‘ya guys. Must be the ringleader, you are.”
“You’re quite sharp.”
“Hey, I got eyes everywhere, gotta know what’s up,” she said. “Actually, Elizabeth told me all about that incident seven years ago, that guy who gave himself up to save the world. Can’t believe the Moon’s a mother goddess or somethin’. I’ve seen and heard some crazy shit in my life, but even by my standards, a world of shadows and psyches is quite the thing, ‘specially when some chick dressed like an elevator attendant is tellin’ it all to you.” She kicked back. “I guess that sets me apart from the other two, really knowin’ anything about that world. I may be an evil bitch, but even I know that you don’t tamper with the collective unconscious, ‘cause God knows what happens if you do, and to be honest, I prefer things stay in a way that I can make money and claim territory, the way it ought to be.”
“I see,” I said. “Speaking of the Moon, there’s the Lunar invasion from two years ago.”
“Yeah, what about it? I slept through it.”
“Can you possibly tell me about Junko?”
Yuuma froze as I saw genuine fear on her face for the first time.
“...you must be really brave or a dumbass if ‘ya wanna get anywhere near that crazy bitch,” she said.
“Well, unfortunately, that’s what we’re trying to do,” I said. “If you happen to know how we can get an audience in Dis, that would be a bonus.”
Yuuma chuckled. “Look, I’m too busy managing my gang here in the Animal Realm to know anythin’ about gettin’ into Dis to press Hecatia for details. Besides, they all hate us and try to keep us sequestered, so only a fool would think we’d know anythin’ about Junko, even if we wanted to, ‘cause to be honest, no one wants to be near her, and frankly, we’d all rather forget about it.” She sighed. “Besides, that’s more a Chiyari question. She seems like a lazy oil-dweller, but you saw her use one of those Persona things. She’s quite the information broker. I’m sure if you went to her with a bottle of Sake or something…” She gave me a bottle of finely aged Sake. “She’d be willin’ to help you out.”
I got up and bowed. “Thank you for your time.”
“No problem, though careful when you bow like that, thought I saw a n-”
“Ah.” I covered my chest while Yuuma laughed and poured herself another cup.
Next, I found myself at the Hell of Blood Pools. As I approached the shore, Chiyari emerged, walked toward me, and groped for the Sake bottle.
“Did Yuuma send you?” She asked.
“I'm here looking for information,” I said, “and I was told you know your way around.”
Chiyari looked behind her as she took the bottle. “Yeah, I suppose. But I wanted to congratulate both you and Mamiko on that fight. Pretty crazy how that thing rises every year to destroy the world.”
“And how it’s composed of distorted desires,” I said.
“Uh-huh. By the way, I like the look.”
I tipped my hat. “Why thank you. Although, to be honest, it was mostly to slip past Kutaka-”
Chiyari chuckled. “She’s still on your ass for the gambling den bust? And she doesn’t recognize you in that form by now? I’ll tell ‘ya, the girl ain’t right. Okuu, at least, is actually really smart and clever, and only seems like she isn’t ‘cause Japanese ain’t her first language and she ‘learned’ it by figuring it out from Chinese and Korean she overheard through sheet metal being spoken by a bunch of grubby soldiers. Let’s not forget she’s the Yatagarasu.”
“Indeed,” I nodded.
“But Kutaka? She actually is pretty stupid. Gets really absent-minded and narrow tracked, plus she even calls herself a birdbrain.” She stretched out her arms. “But, you’re not here to hear me bitch about how Kutaka tried to drink out the bottom side of the dish. You’re here because…”
“I'm here because I'm looking for information on Junko, and how she views Hell,” I said.
Chiyari paused, then smirked. “Heh. Even Yuuma doesn’t wanna get near her. But I can tell you won’t be scared away from whatever you set yourself to.”
“Then do you know anything about her?” I asked sternly.
“Honestly, as infamous as she is, she’s also an enigma and kind of a recluse. Ever since she moved in with Hecatia-dono, no one’s ever seen her out and about, but that just means people chatter all the more about what she’s up to. It’s pretty widely speculated she’s workin’ on another plan to get to the Moon and get Chang’e, but no one knows for sure, especially since it would be hard to approach her even if you wanted to, since, well, Hecatia-dono and Nippaku-dono don’t accept walk-in guests, if you know what I mean.”
I nodded. “I see. Then, in other words, we’d have to request an audience. Zanmu knows me and saw me fight, I'm certain she would want to see me again.”
“She’s mentioned that, but her schedule’s pretty tight, since she helps manage Hell and all. But I could drop a line and have someone tell ‘er that you want to see her. She’d be happy to have you, it’s just gettin’ in that’s the tough part.”
“Thank you,” I bowed, this time taking more care not to show… too much. “I’ll let Mamiko know that you’re working on getting an audience for us.”
“No prob, I'm sure it’s an important mission.” She thought for a moment. “Actually, as long as I have ‘ya, I suppose I could provide another tip. Call it a bonus, if you want.”
“What is it?”
“You might have seen a pyramid-shaped building on the way down to the Animal Realm,” she said. “That’s the Asama Shrine. It’s an old shrine that appeared under Youkai Mountain one day. Its grounds are a wellspring of life and wonder, home even to the things that Gensokyo forgets and doesn’t have room for. However, the shrine itself is sealed, and no one’s ever been inside. There’s a person there who keeps whatever’s inside from gettin’ out. I’ve pressed her for details, she only says that whatever’s in there would scare the pants off even demons. The only things that go in are streams of ‘impurity’ from the Outside World. Some say it’s a facility that ‘cleanses’ human impurity, and because of that…”
“...then there must be rumors that the Lunarians are involved,” I said. “I know they obsess over keeping their home pure, I’ve heard Reisen’s stories.”
“Exactly,” Chiyari said. “Junko tried to mess with the Moon, and that place might be Lunarian-related. I'm sure you could go there if you need more leads. You helped beat Erebus, so I'm sure you could do it.”
I looked off in the direction of the Asama Shrine. “That would be very interesting, but I didn’t come equipped to deal with an incident. I’ll have to return with more spell cards, and perhaps some backup.”
“Heheheh, I can tell Reimu’s energy is rubbin’ off on ‘ya. Well, try not to get into a fight you can’t win. We need ‘ya, after all.”
“I won’t.” I thanked her for her time and flew off. As I did, I did a quick pass-over of the Asama Shrine: a mysterious building with impurity flowing into it which was home to some of Gensokyo’s most exotic beings. There was no doubt that such a place would be full of treasure and quarry.
Arriving in Tengu City, I was given a standing ovation as I touched down and folded my wings. I didn’t care. I was here to deliver leads, and perhaps scoops.
…
“Yes, I’ve heard of that place,” Megumu said, sipping her drink. “And I'm well aware of the rumors.”
“About Lunarian involvement?” Aya asked. “Because I’ve heard of them too.”
“Well, of course you have, I read your paper, after all.” Megumu looked at me. “Any particular reason why you’re here as ‘Hatsuko Himekaidou?’”
“I had to slip past Kutaka, and didn’t feel like changing back since I was going straight here,” I said.
“You know you don’t need an excuse,” Aya said. “If you like being that way, why not just do it full time?”
…Full time…
“No, I get it, she’s still after you for blowing up the alcohol and still hasn’t figured out that ‘Hatsuko’ is one of your faces. Such a simple-minded fool.” Megumu took a sip. “Also, Aya told me that you wanted to show me something?”
“Yes.” I pulled out the picture of Koishi. “We’re looking for this person, and we want to know if you’ve seen her.”
Megumu studied the picture. “No, can’t say I have-” Her eyes widened. “...wait. Isn’t that… that looks like Satori-sama’s sister, if I'm not mistaken. And she… aaahhh…” She put her hand to her head. “Gosh, I mean… it was around October, when I was going through who to promote up the caste system. I was thinking about moving Aya up to a higher position, and, actually, honestly, I had been thinking about modifying or sunsetting the caste system for a while, before she…” She paused. “...it’s not a solid memory, but I remember someone who looks like her, except not…”
…Interesting. So Megumu actually had been thinking about getting rid of the caste system on her own, before Koishi appeared. In other words, right as she might have turned away from her distortion, that’s when her desires were trapped within a birdcage of trauma…
“I see,” I said.
“I take it you all are investigating her?” Megumu asked. “I’m aware she’s been missing for a while…”
“Reimu recently took a trip to Tokyo and found signs that Koishi might be there,” Aya said. “So she found Tao, whose paintings have special powers, and had her paint a mural which they took back here to try and lure Koishi back.”
“Hmmm…” Megumu sipped her sake. “So in other words, you think she’s rousing subconscious desires in people…”
“More or less,” I said.
“It’s interesting that you all are investigating that, at the same time as the ‘Day Breakers’ appear, threaten to take my desires, then all of a sudden I have a change of heart…” She held up one of the calling cards from back then. “I think it’s very interesting that your interests align perfectly with theirs…”
…
She looked at me and smiled. “You are a person of many talents. I would hate to see them wasted.”
I smirked. “Perhaps, or perhaps not.”
“Heh. Well, I can take a hint.”
The door open, and Hatate came in. “Sorry I’m a bit late, I was told-”
“Ah, hello.” I stood up and faced her.
“Ehehe, you came with that face today…” She started to say, before looking down, her face turning stone-cold menacing.
“Is something the matter?” I asked, before Aya elbowed me and chuckled. I looked down, and- ah.
“Oh, c’mon, y’know better than to do that with your own niece,” Aya said.
Hatate cleared her throat. “Er, yes. Yes I know.” She shook her head, then came over to me and gave me a big hug. “You’re not getting into too much trouble, are you?”
“I’m nothing but trouble,” I said.
“Well then, we’re just gonna have to fix that,” she said playfully. “Show you how to be a proper lady and all.”
“You’re really milking the ‘aunt’ thing for all its worth, huh?” Megumu said.
“I mean, she literally is,” Aya said. “And you remember what happened to-”
Megumu sighed. “Yes. I do.” She smiled. “But I still think it’s fun to watch Hatate, the ‘young and trendy’ one, take to being an auntie so quickly.”
“Well, you know, she’s always been the type to want a little sister as well,” Aya said. “Especially since Hatsuko Sr. was her big sister.”
“I can tell,” Megumu said as Hatate led me out the door.
Elsewhere in Tengu City, we arrived at the Himekaidou House, which was perched atop a spire. Opening the door, we found Hatate’s parents - my maternal grandparents - sitting down and having tea.
“Hey mom, hey dad,” she said. “Look who I got with me!”
Grandma looked up, then came over to me and gave me a hug. “Ohoho, it’s wonderful to finally meet you!”
“Urk- choking, not breathing.”
“Hm?” Grandpa looked up. “I thought I heard you were a guy.”
“Sometimes,” Hatate said. “It’s… complicated.”
Grandpa laughed. “Well, you know how scatterbrained I can be sometimes. Come sit down, we have plenty of tea for you two.”
“Thank you,” I bowed, before taking a seat. We spent a few minutes getting to know each other. Both of them asked if I wanted their names, but I told them I was content simply calling them Grandma and Grandpa. Honestly, it felt… weird having actual, living family members who cared about me, but I was also glad that I wasn’t an orphan without a family after all.
There was quite a bit of family catching-up to do, and since we were all Tengu, centuries in which to do so. Despite being my grandparents, they were both still quite a bit younger than Aya, and actually they looked like they should be Hatate’s siblings, and my siblings for that matter.
“So, that's what you were up to Outside?” Grandpa asked.
“Yes,” I nodded. “It was quite rough, growing up without supportive parents, especially since…”
Grandma looked down. “We have a general idea. Hatsuko Sr. was always defiant and rebellious, and we always feared the worst… That's why we’re both so glad you could make it here.”
“Hatsuko Sr.,” I chuckled. “You know, it was only by blind coincidence that I chose that name for myself.”
“That doctor’s medicine is quite the stuff,” Grandpa said. “Threw my hip out of place once flying around, and she fixed it right up like it was nothing. Never thought she could do anything like that, though.” He looked at me. “I’ve been told you're quite the handsome lad, too, but… you also remind me so much of your mother.”
“Do I look like her?” I asked.
“Bit different face, she didn’t tie up her hair, and, well… yeah,” Hatate said. “But you really do.”
“Well, if it’s any consolation, Suika did… that,” I replied.
Grandpa laughed. “Oh, that lil’ Oni troublemaker. Me and her actually have some history, and we've had many drinking contests against each other. She usually wins, but sometimes I take it.”
“They treat each other almost like siblings, if you can believe it,” Grandma said.
“Is that so?” I asked, before the door opened, revealing-
“Oy, Hatate, I’m home.”
It was her.
“Oh, welcome back,” Hatate said.
“Work treat ‘ya okay?” Grandpa asked.
“Same as always,” Kutaka replied, kicking her boots off and letting the chick on her head jump off and scamper off into the back. She looked at me. “Oh, hey, I saw you earlier.”
“I had some business,” I said.
“In Hell?”
“In the Animal Realm.”
Kutaka’s eyes widened. “Geez, what kind of loon are you that you-” She looked at me closer. “Have I seen you before?”
“At Four Devas a month and a half ago,” I said.
“...ah, yes. Sorry, I didn’t recognize you with the different hair. Kinda hard to believe you're Hatate’s niece.” She got down next to Hatate. “It’s been rough ever since that guy blew up the liquor stash, let me tell you.”
“Oh, you’ll be fine, they’ll have it back up in no time,” Hatate said, before she leaned in and they kissed.
…Oh shit.
“Ah, pardon the intrusion, but are you-”
“Dating?” Hatate finished for me. “Actually, we’re gonna get married by the Moriya shrine maiden next month.”
“Yeah, so you can call me Aunt Kutaka in a month, little miss!” Kutaka winked.
…Well, this family reunion got very awkward, very fast.
“...is that so? Er, congratulations, then.”
“I was a little surprised, but then I reminded myself that it’s Gensokyo,” Grandma said.
“Why? Because they’re… both women?” I asked.
“No, because Kutaka’s always been a bit of an airhead and people weren’t sure she even knew what love was,” Grandma replied. “And Hatate Isn't the most sociable person, especially ever since Hatsuko Sr. left.”
“What can I say, I don’t really like thinking if I don't have to,” Kutaka said. “Hatate does all the thinking for me. And have you even seen my coworkers, seriously. Dead people are really surprised when they actually meet the ones responsible for keeping the afterlife running.” They all shared a good laugh, while all I could do was sit here thinking about how these two treated a lesbian relationship as though it were about as remarkable as a bamboo shoot, when out there, such couples were forced into the shadows by the system.
As twilight fell, I said my goodbyes, and promised to come back to visit. As I left, Hatate and Kutaka went into a back room, blushing heavily as they did so. Near the gates, I found Aya waiting for me.
“Have a good time,” she asked.
“I did. It was nice meeting the family I wasn’t aware I had.”
“Well… consider yourself lucky.” She flew up to a rock ledge, and I followed her. We observed the sun setting into the horizon beyond Misty Lake, the sky and landscape blackening behind us.
“I’ve indicated this before, but my family is all gone,” she said. “My parents died a long time ago. And my brother moved away before the Border went up.”
I walked up beside her. “I would assume, because of the caste system?”
Aya nodded. “Partially. But there was another reason. There was once a family of bakeneko who lived like human farmers. They were a very friendly, honest bunch, even to humans. My brother met one of their daughters, and they instantly fell in love. The family decided to move to other pastures, away from Gensokyo, and he went with them.” She breathed in and sighed heavily. “I hope they’re both still together, and not too far. If they married, his name would be Yuto Amamiya…”
!!!
“...something wrong?” She asked.
For those wondering, I knew the names of Ren’s parents because I read his case file. Yuto and Mika Amamiya, and Ren's sister Chouko. I knew it could just be a coincidence, but also…
…Especially considering what Okina said about how he didn’t used to exist, but was a part of me…
I shook my head. “Well, then, perhaps You're also an aunt.”
“Or something,” Aya replied.
“Have you ever thought about getting a boyfriend?” I asked her.
“Never got around to it,” she said. “Been too busy my whole life, keeping the guard up and trying to chase the truth with my paper. Besides, I… Don’t exactly want any kids of mine to miss me when I die… also, I’m a bit over the hill for-”
“Nonsense,” I said. “It’s never too late to find love; many human couples these days marry in their silver years. And unlike humans, you have a long enough lifespan that you can take as long as you need to find someone right for you. It’s like I always told Sae-san: Don't let societal pressures make you feel like you have to put your life on hold to start a family. Believe me when I say my profession exposed me to lots of people who married before they were ready…”
Aya sat down and let her feet hang off the edge. “I guess you're right. But that goes more for you. You don't have a short human lifespan. You’re only turning nineteen next month, and have at least a couple thousand years ahead of you. If you find someone early, great. But you have to understand that most Oni and Tengu don’t marry until about two or three hundred on average. That might sound like a lot of time to a human, but believe me, it comes up on you fast.”
“I don't doubt it.” I sat next to her. “...if you don’t mind me asking, how would you describe me as a friend and a teammate?”
“Hm?” Aya thought for a moment. “Well, you helped fix our society, so there’s that. You’re also someone trying to fix their life after it was derailed from the word ‘go.’ You were dealt a bad hand and let out your rage because of it, but you're also proven you can come back from it and do lots of great things if only given the chance. That kind of resilience and ability to get back up is really rare. And when this fortress stuff finally blows over, I’d like to mentor you and help you grow into a true Tengu… even if you are also an Oni, our rivals.”
“I think it’s fortunate that I have this chance,” I said. “A tragic first eighteen years is nothing compared to two millennia to grow and develop with an actual support network.”
“Yeah, and, you know…” She looked at me. “I can tell the difference between that face and your ‘other’ face?”
“...oh?”
“Well, I mean, even before you destroyed ‘Loki’ I could notice the difference in your step, your demeanor, your determination, your openness and your sincerity. And now it’s just so much more noticable. Maybe you don't see it yourself, but it’s like… it’s like you realize you have a chance to walk away from your old identity and all the baggage that came with it, while still being willing to accept your past and right your wrongs.”
…
“It’s getting dark,” I said. I got up and spread my wings. “I’ll spend some more time investigating clues and leads.”
“Oh? Well, alright, I hope it wasn’t anything I said.”
“It wasn’t, really.”
“Okay. Have a nice flight. But do think about what I said.”
“I will.”
The flight back was quiet. I waited until I was close to the Village before shifting back. Walking through the streets, vendors closed up their storefronts as I walked back toward the shop, passing the Dragon Statue along the way.
“Yo.”
I turned and saw Rika.
“Rare to see you out,” I said.
“I wanted to catch ‘ya before you went to bed tonight,” she said. “You see… ever since the fight, I’ve been thinking about some stuff. It'd be too long to get into now, but when you got time, just come by here and we can go someplace. I… have some things I need to get off my chest.” Her face had a downcast expression, suggesting she was stewing on something quite serious.
“We’re currently investigating a new fortress,” I said. “But we did make a deal. I’ll hear out whatever is bothering you, and I promise I won’t judge you for it.”
“...thank you.” She opened the Velvet Door. “Have a good night.”
“You as well,” I said, before returning to the shop.
…
I felt as though I was fast approaching a crossroads in my life. I just wasn’t sure if I was ready to commit to a path.
Notes:
When you write stories the way I do, sometimes you end up with chapters whose main substance wasn't part of the original plan. This was supposed to be a "filler" chapter that eventually became something more than that. That's the beauty of authoring, I suppose.
Also, I made a vow not to meaningfully include stuff past Touhou 19. Then ZUN creates a way to fill a plot hole I've been grappling with regarding the Lunarians. D'oh!
I'm also planning to go back and rewrite references to Reimu and Marisa's apparent ages to make them more vague, other than that they're a bit more youthful than they "should" be at 27.
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