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July 8th, 2021: I will be going to sleep at 4, waking up who knows when and working on the backed up list of requests. You can choose to wait until I catch up to make a request, or keep my list backed up. But I'll be working on them (I did a couple before the update here). Thank you for your patience.
This is my first ever post on this site, and I don't expect anything that I post here to be good, but maybe I can write something you all can enjoy.
This First Chapter is just me asking for requests, and Second chapter will just be a randomly generated ship that I will have to come up with something for. I've not done the random generation yet, as I wanted to set this first chapter up first. I'll be doing that after posting this and going to make some food for myself.
I'll write anything within reason. Any Ship. Any Genre. Anything. For the Moment though, this is just kinda, a test run. I've not written a fanfic or a oneshot before. Not for other people to see, but I want to give it a try.
Most ships are welcome here as I do not judge, but do keep in mind that I don't know much about the some of the hermits, which include Zedaph, Beef, TinFoilChef, or Hypno. I keep meaning to go watch some of their stuff.
Some info for you all to keep in mind before you make requests: My favorite Hermit to watch is Grian. I'm fond of Scar, BDubs, Mumbo, Impulse, and Wels. I've watched a little of everyone, and I am a role-player at heart. Know that any ships are with the characters that are portrayed and not real people. I'll be using how they act and portray their minecraft characters while on the Hermitcraft server specifically (I.E. No Evo for Grian. I don't even know what Evo is. No Vault Hunter Iskall). If you want me to reference something like Evo or Vault Hunter, you'll have to explain it to me, as I've only watched Hermitcraft.
((This is an Edit I'm adding in. Edit stops at the next parentheses. I've started learning about things like Mindcrack, Evo, and Vault Hunter and etc.! So, AMENDMENT to the rule above. IF YOU EXPLAIN, you can request it be referenced in writing.))
I will allow requests with Evil Xisuma and Helsknight. Any request with Grumbot or Jrumbot will automatically be fluff and not relationships because they be children. I will allow requests like for the Jingler or Poultryman as well.
Multi/Poly ships are allowed! I've actually been planning to write a small thing with a couple ship ideas I've had, but I keep putting it off.
Note: If you request a character I've not listed, you may need to give me the video to find said character. Be it just a name or something, I'd like to be able to know what I'm writing about. For example! If you wanted me to write a oneshot about Docm77 babysitting the Button as a small android bot (someone suggested that to me when talking once), and I didn't know what the Button was, or you called the Button something like Cyclops (I've seen that name floating around for the Button), then you'd have to tell me. If you wanted me to write something about Burnie (Iskall's leaf collecting robot) and I didn't know, I'd need a ref. If you wanted me to write something about Scar's monster plant (Scarra) and I didn't know what that was, you'd have to point me in the right direction. You want me to write something about Grians Season 6 computer to take Mumbo's stache away gaining sentience and a body (I've taken to calling the computer Circuit, as I've seen some others do so too)? I need to know about the computer first, but sure. I don't just write ships. I am open to writing like, fluff and family stuff too.
On another note, you can request other things too! For example, I encountered someone who suggested each of the hermits have their own sets of abilities! (For Example, BDubs singlehandedly being Multiplayer Sleep, Xisuma with Admin Powers, Tango with demon power, Scar with Magic, Vex Cub, Grian slips through the cracks of reality, etc). If you want me to write something about THAT, I am more than willing. Maybe a power goes wrong. Maybe something happens. I'm open to suggestions. Just make sure to explain your thought process a tiny bit if you do. For example, you can't just go like "Mumbo with Powers" because then that leaves me confused. What kind of powers? What type of story? Happy? Angst? Comfort? I need more than that. Now, you can't type too much, but you don't have to type an essay either. If you type something like I have above when giving examples, I'll have a pretty good idea of what to do.
Now, Partially unrelated, I'm probably not going to do something with "Grian Slips Through the Cracks of Reality" for a long while, but I'm sure you all saw that and were a little confused or intrigued, but I have an idea I'm sitting on. I've seen multiple people give Grian multiple different abilities, from being a "watcher" to other things. Something someone else suggested to me is, you all remember the game Demise, right? Well, what if everyone else, the skins and stuff are just costumes and make-up, but for poor Grian, it's not just a outfit. So when he goes all grey, he goes emotionless too. That's just a small example. Other people suggested things to me like Grian becoming part dragon during the Dragon Bros thing, Grian with Wings, etc. I'm sharing this idea, because if I don't write it, I want someone to take the idea and RUN with it and see how far it goes. Specially with Polyships or Multiships? Or even just "hey bro, are you okay" type stuff. Then again, you could also make a request and see how far I will be willing to take it. That could happen too.
The point of this first chapter is to set some basis and some rules, because I want there to be ground rules, as this is a place for fun and for giggles and snorts. Ships allowed and such, and any prompt welcome. That being said, I have limits and I have rules. I will not back down from any of these rules either. These are serious.
I know I said I'll write anything, but I have to have limits. Domestic stuff is fine. Drama, is fine. Hell, Sex is iffy on the writing scale for me so let me get some normal chapters in first before I even try anything like that, but I'll still write it. Hurt comfort and angst? SURE. Please do not ask me to kill someone permanently, please. I will cry, but in the end, I'll still write it because I'm a sucker for the pain. Or even just temporary death, but please...don't hurt me too much. Also, if you want to request a second part to something I write (like a second part to what is originally just one chapter) I will write it. I love storyboarding and making stories. I just need a bit of encouragement here or there.
HOWEVER, if you want there to be like, a BAD GUY in one of these oneshots, I will NOT use any of the hermits or their creations (like Evil Xisuma or Helsknight). If you want a bad guy, give me a generic name and a basic personality trait and I will craft a one off bad guy for the one shot as I will not make ANY of the Hermits an intentional villain. They can be controlled by something though, if you want. Possessed or something. But I refuse to make a Hermit the true villain of any of these. Being controlled, hypnotized, possessed, or things like that are all free game though.
I WILL write AU stuff, but you may need to explain the AU in some instances, or just make up your own.
I will NOT write any sort of mature content involving the robot children, or any other children that may come from various creations of the Hermits. I will allow them to get in trouble, be attacked and that stuff, but no one will be "touching" the children. No. HARD NO. Don't even let that THOUGHT come to PASS. If you want to make one of the Hermits suffer because you adore them to pieces, FINE. But LEAVE THE CHILDREN OUT OF IT. I'm serious. If you even jokingly make a request like that. Don't. My foot is DOWN. And don't jokingly make requests to ship the children either, because I won't ship the children. They are small and precious and baby. Creations like Poultryman can be shipped, but not the robot children. Don't even hint or suggest. NO.
I may need a short break should you ask for certain things to be written (like one of the Hermits having emotional breakdowns) because I WILL start to feel emotional and have my OWN emotional breakdown. Specially with Abandonment. That one sucks, but is a GREAT tool for fanfiction. I have a lot of empathy, and that means that sometimes, I get upset when having to write things like this. I've only learned the hard way because of Roleplays that ended up with things like this. I want to write a few like this though, so do NOT let that make you back down on making a request. Make it. Make me suffer and I'll help you suffer too. Let's suffer together. We love these characters! We love these people! It's why we enjoy to suffer.
On another note: It may take me a long time between requests. I don't write often, and as much as I want to be a good writer, I am not yet. I get writer's Block way too easily too. That's actually another point to this. I want requests and people wanting to see what I can come up with, BECAUSE I want to write and improve. I want people to request various ships and people and scenarios to explore the different dynamics that people have. Having people who expect things from me, who want to see what I can come up with, it's like putting an artificial deadline on me. I'd procrastinate this FOREVER otherwise.
Note 508 (x3): You don't HAVE to request a ship, or an AU. If you just want a Hermit and something else happening, that's fine. Also know that the second Chapter for this, will not be out tonight. What is hilarious is I've made this in an attempt to procrastinate a little comic I was going to try and draw. I was putting off making anything under AO3 because it terrifies me. What's probably going to happen once this is posted is I'm going to use the bathroom and then make food for myself and do some self care, as I am sick. Then, if I'm not too tired, I will put all the Hermits names (including Evil Xisuma and Helsknight) into a random generator, and get a ship to give an example of my writing for something small. Probably fluff in some way, or hurt/comfort. If I have any requests by then, I will start work on the first one and reply to comments. From that point on, I will do my best. I look forward to seeing what you all request over time, and I look forward to learning and trying to grow as a writer.
PS: I changed my mind about waiting for the ship. I'm putting them in a generator now and adding whatever it is to the next line.
Alright, the Random Generator came up with this: Keralis and xBCrafted. Which...I honestly don't know where to start with that one...Probably a Mycelium Resistance and H.E.P. thing. IDK. I'll see what I come up with after food. Don't expect it to be a long chapter though, as I honestly have no clue what to do with that. I'll also have to check to see if Keralis has a nickname for xB. I'll probably only add ships to the tags that people request after this is posted, and not the ones I write for fun. Though do have fun with it.
I look forward to seeing what you all request. Chapter 2 will be short as it's just going to be a little bit of fluff probably (as I have no ideas at the moment. Maybe I'll get some as I'm making food). I am excited for requests though, either ships, interactions, aus, whatever.