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“Hah… hah...” Mo Ran was breathing heavily as he woke up. He dreamt that he was Chu Wanning and that he was getting violated by Taxian-jun. It sent shivers down his spine. He never expected to experience what it felt to be on the receiving end of his own torture.

With a hand on his chest, he calmed down his heart and finally noticed where he woke up. It was Red Lotus Pavillon.

“Huh??” He confusedly said out loud.

Mo Ran didn't remember sleeping here the day before. He got up and noticed his line of sight was higher. He looked down and noticed he was wearing Chu Wanning’s pristine white robes. He started to panic, he ran outside without changing out of his sleeping robes. He leaned over and looked into the pond. What he saw reflected back at him was Chu Wanning's face.

He started to touch his face and pinch himself.

It hurt, he wasn’t dreaming.

That was when he heard the sound of a young man behind him. “Shizun!” the youth said.

Mo Ran would know this voice anywhere. It was his peacock cousin Xue Meng. He turned around and saw Xue Meng bowing to him. The day before, Xue Meng had made a small mistake in his writing and Chu Wanning ordered him to rewrite the whole thing and give it to him the next morning.

“Shizun, I have finished rewriting as told. I now know my mista…” Xue Meng didn’t even finish his sentence when Mo Ran noticed his eyes go down. He was confused for a second on why Xue Meng was looking so low on Chu Wanning’s body.

Mo Ran looked down and finally knew why.

He had morning wood. Morning wood from that sort of dream?! Chu Wanning must be some sort of masochist!

Mo Ran internally screamed, he didn’t know what to do. He kept quiet.

“...”

“Ahem… I think I arrived at a bad time, Shizun. I shall come back later” Xue Meng said very awkwardly and left.

Mo Ran’s mind was melting for multiple reasons. First: from the fact that Chu Wanning dreamt of such things, second: he would get an erection from it, and lastly: for it to be seen by Xue Meng.

If he had changed Chu Wanning’s robes, this problem wouldn’t have happened. Mo Ran shook in fear. He quickly dressed well and left the Red Lotus Pavilion. He let Chu Wanning’s body just stay with the erection. He fought the urge to relieve him. He rushed to where his real body was.

On the way to his own room, he ran and saw all the disciples bow and greet him. Mo Ran ignored them and ran past them.

When he entered his room, he saw his body sleeping. He walked to it, if he’s in Chu Wanning’s body, then Chu Wanning must be in his.

“Shizun?” He softly said.

“...”

“Wanning,” he said louder.

Still no response. He then brought his hands onto his body’s shoulders and shook. Attempting to awaken him, yet he still remained sleeping.

Mo Ran’s dumb mind started racing.

How and why did this happen? What am I supposed to do now? he thought.

Mo Ran started to think. Since he’s in his shizun’s body. He might as well use it to his advantage.

What did Chu Wanning value heavily….?

He is extremely thin skinned. If he wants to truly ruin his Shizun… can’t he just ruin his reputation?

Mo Ran started to chuckle as he thought of ruining his Shizun’s reputation. He knew how displeased Chu Wanning would be. It’s not like Chu Wanning would outright kill Mo Ran when he woke up. There would be no way of proving who occupied Chu Wanning’s body. Chu Wanning would also not want to mention this afterwards.

Mo Ran took off Chu Wanning’s outter robes. He looked down and smugly smiled. He still had a raging erection. He slammed open the doors of his own room and looked outside. The disciples that bowed to him earlier now noticed that the Yuheng Elder had exited out of his disciple’s room without his outer robes and with an erection.

Mo Ran ran up to the first disciple he saw and grabbed his shoulder. He kept Chu Wanning’s stern face as to try and not make himself too out of character. The disciple’s friend looked fearful as well.

He bowed and tried to get away from the situation. Even abandoning his friend in Chu Wanning’s grip.

Chu Wanning’s mouth opened, “You stay as well”

He stared harshly at both disciples, causing them to shake in fear.

“Yuheng Elder… do you need anything?” The disciple in his grip asked.

“You are not to speak of what you saw,” Mo Ran said. He had to create a bigger misunderstanding.

“Yes! We disciples understand!” they both said nervously.

Mo Ran forced himself to not smile. Then he spoke again, “I am in pain”.

The other disciple that was staying in silence finally spoke, “Where Yuheng Elder? We will help you!”

Mo Ran then moved and controlled Chu Wanning’s hand to write in the air with his spiritual energy.

“I shall write it out for you,” he said with a serious expression. With an elegant flick of his hand, he started to write letters in the air.

He wrote P E N I S, in that order.

“...” the disciples were silent. Their eyes couldn't stop but look down to his crotch again, they saw the shape of Chu Wanning’s juicy sausage mayo launcher.

Then Chu Wanning moved his hand in the air and the letters rearranged.

“P E N I S” was changed to “S P I N E” 

“You see now?” He asked them.

“Yes Yuheng Elder! How would you like us to assist you?” They both asked.

“Carry me to Mengpo Hall” he demanded.

The two disciples carried Chu Wanning to Mengpo Hall. When he entered everyone’s eyes fell on him. ‘Chu Wanning’ got off.

Now that he was standing, everyone in the hall looked and saw the hardened flesh flute in his crotch area.

“...” everyone was silent.

Mo Ran’s eyes swept the hall. His line of sight stopped on Xue Meng and Shi Mei sitting together. When his eyes landed on Shi Mei, Chu Wanning’s erection died quicker than a sword stab to the heart.

Mo Ran was shocked at how fast it just died. He just shook it off and went to the counter where the ladies served meals. He walked up with everyone watching him.

The Yuheng Elder, Beidu Immortal of the Night Sky, came in being carried by two disciples. He was wearing very light clothing with an erection that died quicker than anyone has ever seen.

Mo Ran then purposely spoke loud, “I would like ten boiled eggs”.

The lady was confused since Chu Wanning never asked for something like this before. She then asked if he wanted anything else.

Mo Ran shook his head, “I need eggs to thrust up my bottom to assist in my erectile dysfunction and cultivation”.

Everyone in the hall choked on their food. They all knew the Yuheng Elder was strong and one of the strongest cultivators in the world. Today he said his secret to advancing his cultivation was just some boiled eggs.

The tone that Chu Wanning spoke in was serious and they all knew he was not one to joke.

When Chu Wanning got his eggs, he left.

That day, the demand for boiled eggs skyrocketed.

Xue Meng and Shi Mei were astonished, they just pretended not to have seen anything and erased it from their memories. They just sat and ate.

Mo Ran peeled the boiled eggs and stuffed them into his mouth. He jumped and skipped around to visit Xue Zhengyong. When he entered the main hall, he saw him standing.

Mo Ran only took one step when Xue Zhengyong turned his head around.

“Yuheng!” He said excitedly.

“Sect leader” he greeted in response.

“Why have you come to see me?”

“I have something important to tell you”

The sudden serious tone made Xue Zhengyong anxious. He furrowed his eyebrows instinctively and listened.

*Piiiiii*

Ahhh …. a familiar sound rang out in the hall. It was only the two of them. Xue Zhengyong would know this noise anywhere.

It was a fart and a damn bad smelling one. Smells like rotten eggs!

“Sect Leader, you should take notice of what you eat” Chu Wanning said.

“Huh?” Xue Zhengyong said, confused.

It was only the two of them and he knew that the sound and smell of that fart had to have come from the Yuheng Elder.

“Ha… yes Yuheng. I should'' he said while stretching his arm over his head. There was a moment of silence until Chu Wanning finally opened his mouth.

“I wanted to mention that I am in need of new robes. I soiled my other ones. This one is the last I have”

“That’s fine, I can have a new set tailored for you,” Xue Zhengyong answered.

“Then I shall take my leave now that it is settled” Chu Wanning said as he turned around to leave.

When he saw Chu Wanning’s back side, Xue Zhengyong’s eyes widened so much they looked like they were about to pop out his eye sockets.

On his buttocks, there was a huge brown clumpy looking stain. Xue Zhengyong was about to say something but quickly stopped himself. He then continued what he was doing before, pretending he didn’t see anything.

When Mo Ran finally got back to the Red Lotus Pavilion, he couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst into laughter. After eating those boiled eggs, he saw a pile of mud and sat his bottom on it and rubbed it to stain his clothes.

Feeling satisfied, he went to his own room to check on his body. It was still in a sleeping state and Mo Ran returned to Red Lotus Pavilion. He spent the rest of the day in the Red Lotus Pavilion. Now without Chu Wanning around, he could look around as he pleased.

Late at night he heard a knock. Mo Ran was immediately surprised. Who would visit so late at night?

Did Chu Wanning have a secret lover?

Mo Ran started to get angry just thinking that Chu Wanning, who should belong only to him, had another person.

With rage, he ripped open the door only to see a piece of paper on the ground.

Hoho…. A love letter huh?! He thought.

He opened the letter and his eyes raced to read it.

It was just Xue Meng’s earlier work. It was Xue Meng that just knocked earlier and dropped off his work. Mo Ran closed the door and walked back in.

All this anger made him tired and he fell asleep on the mess of a bed that Chu Wanning slept on.

When he woke up, he was back in his own body. He felt around and it really seemed that Chu Wanning had only slept the whole time, while in Mo Ran’s body.

When he got out of bed, it was already noon, he went looking for Shi Mei since he hadn't seen him much yesterday. Since it was noon, it was lunchtime and it’s most likely that all the disciples would be in Mengpo Hall.

In Mengpo Hall, he unsurprisingly saw both Xue Meng and Shi Mei. He walked up to their table and took a seat.

“I thought I had to bury a dead dog soon,” Xue Meng said.

Mo Ran was unamused and ignored his taunts.

“A-Ran, don’t mind what Young master Xue said. You just kept sleeping yesterday and even when we both tried to wake you up, you wouldn’t open your eyes.” Shi Mei explained.

“Haha…” Mo Ran laughed off, “ I think I must have been very tired lately.”

Mo Ran looked around and didn’t see Chu Wanning at his usual seat.

“Where is Shizun?” Mo Ran asked.

“Well… Shizun this morning after eating breakfast said he was ill and had to enter seclusion for a few months” Xue Meng coughed out.

“Shizun was acting extremely weird yesterday. I hope he’s not too ill” Shi Mei added.

Mo Ran’s body didn’t witness it himself but he knew what had happened…

Was Chu Wanning so embarrassed that he entered seclusion? Did he somehow remember what had happened?

Chu Wanning had no memory of personally doing these things himself but he remembered what had happened. Like it was some fading dream. When he saw the weird stares he got. He started to wonder if he was sleep walking.

Chu Wanning’s thin skin couldn’t handle the looks people gave him and he later spent months in seclusion. Sect leader Xue Zhengyong gave everyone a notice that the Yuheng Elder was under the control of an evil being that day to save Chu Wanning some face.