Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Hey there welcome to my new chatfic, this will be my first ever one so don’t expect a lot.

Warnings things in this chatfic may contain: dark themes, angsty situations, etc.. (sorry I can’t remember the rest

Also do expect me to post almost daily or maybe even more then once in a day.

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*Mina adds 10+ people to this chat*

Mina: Ah, yes, all of my friends in one place🥺. That is what I like to see

Kaminari: Ah, yes, indubitably my dear compadre

Sero: wha

Bakugo: MINA. DENKI.

Mina: Why, yes fellow compadre??🧐

Bakugo: ..

Kirishima: I don’t believe their should be an issue, no?🧐

Todoroki: Why are they talking like this?

Bakugo: They drank earl grey tea for lunch and now they think their fancy.

Kaminari: Why, I believe that is an excellent briefing on our current situation.🧐

Bakugo: Shut it dunce face

Kaminari: Ohoh! I have had just the most splendid idea!

*Kaminari changed 10+ contact names*

Mr. Bombastic: Count your days pikachu

Choose one: I don’t understand...?

Wishbone: why.

Plasterbrain: As all things should be my good sirs🧐

Physics: Eh, this is pretty tame ig

Blue hog: Blue hog??

NotKermit: ribbit why?

Kamikaze: My, what a delightful chance in atmosphere, don’t you agree🧐

Edgar Allen Poe: Yes, it is quite fitting

Earwax: no.

Inventory: uhm, what

Club soda: Sparkles just like moi✨

Koda <3: :)

Sugar baby: 🤨

Sus: wha

Kamikaze: I have done the world good today yes.

Earwax: Lying isn’t good kami I thought we taught you better :/

Kamichu: why of course, I would never forget such an important lesson such as that🧐

Blue hog: I advise you all go to sleep

Physics: why?

Blue hog: it’s 11 pm :/

Physics: oh yeah
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Wishbones: hey guys I just wanted to know sexualities and pronouns so we can get to know each other more!

*yeah yeah I know, bite me*

Panta: well I’ll go first, I use he/him and I’m straight

Wishbone: Right, well thank you for sharing Mineta! So, who’s next?

Earwax: I’ll go ig, bi and she/her

Inventory: Panromantic, she/they

Choose one: Demi, he/him

Wishbone: Bisexual, He/him

Physics: Bisexual, She/her

Blue hog: Straight, He/him

Mr. Bombastic: I don’t need nor want a label you fucking extras

Rockcandy: Super manly bro! And that’s totally fine, no one’s forcing you to identify! Anyways, homosexual, he/they

Edgar Allen Poe: Bisexual, He/him; Dark shadow, ace She/her

Violet: Excuse me for asking, but dark shadow’s a girl?

Edgar Allen Poe: always has been

Tie me up like one of your French girls: bisexual. He/him

Kamikaze: sorry, I’m not too comfortable sharing yet.🥲

Plasterbrain: :0

Wishbone: Hey, that’s totally fine! Remember, this is supposed to be a safe space!

NotKermit: bisexual, She/her kero

Earwax: now that that’s done....who wants to play truth or dare >:)

Kamikaze: idk...are there gonna be any weird questions?

Earwax: depends

Kamikaze: suddenly truth or dare sounds fun😨

Rockcandy: sure why not?

Plasterbrain: OML YESS

Tie me up like one of your French girls: I don’t see why not?

Earwax: Alright looks like everyone is in!

Mr. Bombastic: YOU DONT TALK FOR ME EARPHONES

Choose one: ayo🔇lower🔇your volume🔇

Mr. Bombastic: Perish.
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Kamikaze: Triple dog dare😈

Plasterbrain: Triple dog dare😈

Earwax: I triple dog dare you to call your crush👿🫵

Wishbone: 📞Hey crush, I love you😔✊

Choose one: :) <3

Rockcandy: Awww!

NotKermit: Awww!

Inventory: Triple dog dare😈

Violet: Triple dog dare😈

Physics: I dare you🫵 to go ape sh!t😇

Tie me up like one of your French girls: Might as well🥺

Tie me up like one of your French girls: 🤡👹🦍🦍🦍

Edgar Allen Poe: Triple dog dare😈

Blue hog: Triple dog dare😐

Mr. Bombastic: I triple dog dare you🫵 to turn into a dryer

Kamikaze: No! I don’t wanna be a dryer😨😢

Mr. Bombastic: Triple.

Mr. Bombastic: Dog.

Mr. Bombastic: Dare.

Kamikaze: Nooooo!

Kamikaze: Actually, being a dryer isn’t so bad😀👍

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*Bakusquad is supreme*

Ear-Kinnie: can someone please explain to me why Mineta is here >:|

Sparkler-Kinnie: is there a problem?😮

Ear-Kinnie: Well, we did tell everyone that the Bakusquad was going to be in the common room and that no one else was allowed to stay right?

Sparkler-Kinnie: ye?

Alien-Kinnie: guYs hOllY dhItt!

Rocky-Kinnie: Woah, Mina are you okay?

Big boom-Kinnie: can someone tell me why the fuck pinkie was running down the hall?

Alien-Kinnie: There’s a rattt!!

Sparkler-Kinnie: WHA- A RAT???

Ear-Kinnie: Yeah, no

Sparkler-Kinnie: Don’t worry Mina! I’ll save you!

Alien-Kinnie: Oh thank goodness!!

Sparkler-Kinnie: In 5-7 business days🥺

Alien-Kinnie: >:(

Ear-Kinnie: Don’t worry, I think that was just one of Koda’s pets

Rocky-kinnie: Oh yeah! It could’ve been😮

Elbow-Kinnie: Heyyyyyy, so what’s cookin 😎

Big-boom kinnie: Mina’s gettin chased by a rat

Elbow-kinnie: LMFAO REALLY???

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Ear-kinnie: YOU ALMOST HURT IT!

Elbow-Kinnie: WHAT? ME?? IT WAS MINA WHO PUSHED ME IN THE WAY!

Alien-kinnie: Wha? NUH uh☹️

Sparkler-kinnie: yes, I do believe that is what happened🧐

Alien-kinnie: >:( you didn’t even help

Sparkler-kinnie: I told you it was going to take 5-7 business days 🙁

Big-boom kinnie: Whatever, have any of you seen Kirishima

Ear-Kinnie: Why, may I ask🤨

Sparkler-kinnie: *Tee-hee’s cutely*

Alien-Kinnie: Why indeed sir?🤨🧐

Big-boom kinnie: ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Elbow-kinnie: Pretty sure he’s with Midoriya

Sparkler-kinnie: bound to falling in lov-

Big-boom kinnie: 😶🤏

Sparkler-kinnie: :x

Alien-kinnie: Anyways, I think they’re about to go somewhere

Elbow-kinnie: I heard Mido-bro say that they were going to do something for Aizawa-sensei

Ear-kinnie: Midoriya rn: I stole your man~~~

Elbow-kinnie: .....huh, very shaky building today, am I right?🥺...

Alien-kinnie: I’ve dug two graves for us my dear😔

Sparkler-kinnie: oh my what a world, the things I hear😶

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Wishbone: Hey, has anyone seen present mic? I need to give him something

Tie me up like one of your French girls: idk why don’t you ask aizawa sensei?

Kamikaze: Idk, that’s kinda playing it close Sero

Mr. Bombastic: I. HATE. ALL. OF. YOU.

Rockcandy: Wha-? Why???☹️

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Updates will happen every Friday or so.

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*Intervention time heheheh*

Wishbone: Listen, listen, all I’m saying is that maybe their shouldn’t be so many bones in the body to break. Like why the hell would you give me options 🙄✋

Physics: 😨

NotKermit: We’ll that’s not a very healthy mindset

Wishbone: yes, I’m aware

NotKermit: Hmm, maybe we should just strap you down to keep you from hurting yourself then, kero

Choose one: Hey Midoriya, could you help me out with something?

Wishbone: Sure!

Physics: ......uh, ok what the hell🙁

NotKermit: hehe

Blue hog: I would advise you to not think any of this situation but knowing our school life and current relationships, that’s no longer possible😐

NotKermit: Poor Iida, always caught up in our foolishness☹️✊

Physics: Damn😔, press f to pay respects for Iida’s lost sanity🙁

NotKermit: f

Edgar Allen Poe: f

Physics: f-

Physics: ok, wait, off topic question but would it be considered slavery if you were to have other amphibians as pets Tsu??😀

NotKermit: …..to the femur breaker you go😊, kero

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IM BACKKKKKKKKKKK

I TOOK A HELLA LONG BREAK AND FOR WHAT-

I NEVER ABANDONED THIS STORY I JUST HAD OTHERS THINGS TO DO IG

BUT SCHOOL’S BORING AND I HAVE NO HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN

SO I HAVE DECIDED TO FINALLY GRACE THEE WITH MY RETURNNNNNNNN

😩🤝

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Kamikaze: I remember passing out

Kamikaze: and then my head hit the wall

Kamikaze: pow😩🤌

Plasterbrain: Boi what the hell boi💀

Rockcandy: Imagine not working out🫣

Tie me up like one of your French girls: Imagine working out😚

Mr. Bombastic: Imagine not going to sleep😮

Kamikaze: …ah?

Rockcandy: …

Plasterbrain: …

Tie me up like one of your French girls: …

*4 people are offline*

———————The Next day————————

Kamikaze: WAIT-

Kamikaze: MR. BOMBASTIC MEMED??? HOLY-

Kamikaze: HELP?!

Rockcandy: IMMA BE HONEST I JUST WENT OFFLINE AS SOON AS I SAW BAKUBRO

Plasterbrain: DEADASS💀👍

*Tie me up like one of your French girls has screenshot a message*

Tie me up like one of your French girls: GOIN IN THE MEMORY BOOK😩🤌

Mr. Bombastic: 🤨

Kamikaze: ….heyyyyy….you?

Plasterbrain: uhhhhhhhhh

Tie me up like one of your French girls: oopsies👁👄👁

*Rockcandy went offline*

Kamikaze: uh ohes 🥺

*Kamikaze descendes*

PLASTERBRAIN: WHA- HEY

Tie me up like one of your French girls: OK, Y’KNOW WHAT, WHO ARE YOU?

Plasterbrain: YEAH! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR POMERANIAN?!🤨📸

Tie me up like one of your French girls: ANSWER NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES🤨🫵

Plasterbrain: YEAH!

Plasterbrain: ALSO, GOOD LUCK COMPADRE @Tie me up like one of your French girls

*Plasterbrain went offline*

Tie me up like one of your French girls: AYO WTF-

Mr. Bombastic: 😊

Tie me up like one of your French girls: 😟

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I have now finished revising the previous ‘chapters’ of this cursed chatfic and now, we should be continuing our regular screening time

Updates can happen whenever, don’t count on it, but also thank you and sorry to those who had questions that never got answered😔✊