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Tenya always loved wearing skirts, crop tops, any sort of traditionally female clothes. He liked the way it showed off the toned stomach he’d worked so hard for, the thighs that had been the result of hours of leg specific exercise. Plus they were so goddamn cute, and the way that a nice skirt would spin around his legs and hips was so pretty and made him feel like the most beautiful person on the planet. So of course, he wore what he wanted and took no shit, because anyone that tried to shit talk him had to deal with both him and Bakugou.

Which would be a mistake, because Bakugou didn’t take kindly to insults to anyone, and it’s needless to say that insulting Tenya led to immediate rage from the normally angry boy. Right now, Tenya really regrets not accepting his offer to go with him to the store because this isn’t where he wanted to be this morning.

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Everything was fine. He was only walking to the goddamn store. Sure, he might not be dressed in a stereotypical manner but what did that matter. It’s 7am for god’s sake, in late January, who in their right mind would be up this early. He only was because Katsuki forgot to buy the stupid milk he wanted for hot chocolate. Tenya had been promised a decent cup of hot chocolate if he went and bought the milk. Katsuki had been teasing and said he’d go, but Tenya’s stubborn ass just HAD to go and buy it.

Just to earn what would probably be a below par cup of hot chocolate, (no disrespect to Katsuki, of course, the man cooks a mean katsudon but he’s a little less delicate with smaller quantities than he ought to be).

It was bloody freezing, and his dick was going to freeze before he could even buy the milk because of this prick who kept walking in front of him, calling him baby girl (disgusting) and commenting on his pretty thighs he wants his head between (you’ll be in for a surprise, Tenya keeps thinks). Of course, he doesn’t speak up, because he doesn’t want to be outside for any longer than he has to be in this atrocious weather. Unfortunately, the man in front of him doesn’t care about the fact that Tenya keeps trying to move around him, and even uses this to pin him to a wall.

Tenya is so close to actually smacking him around the jaw and letting him hear his voice, but unfortunately, he has no chance to do so before the guy is literally dragged off by a guy at least 2 inches taller than himself.

“Is everything okay?” The stranger asks, muscles tensed against his sweat soaked tank top and oh god, Tenya don’t start fucking drooling you’re in PUBLIC for god’s sake. He can’t help when his eyes flick down and of course the man is wearing sweatpants and he looks tantalizing even though the knot of his sweater is in the way-

“Hey, mister, is everything okay man? You’re bright red! Are you cold?! Shit uhmm” the guy starts untying his sweater and pulls it over Tenya gently. Tenya lifts his arms and lets him do so, because he was actually a little cold even if he was just flustered really.

“I’m okay, thanks. You really helped me out there actually, haha, you don’t have to help more.” he stumbles out, rapidly gesturing and chopping his hands. Tenya laughs nervously. “I really just need to get some milk, the store is right there. My roommate is waiting and I’m sure he would have come searching in a minute anyways-”

“OI FUCKFACE!” Katsuki yells a customary snarl written across his face despite the concern that Tenya can see written all across his face. “Get the fuck off, alright?! I get he’s pretty or whatever is going through that nasty head of yours, but he isn’t your property!”

Bless his heart, the man looks so genuinely confused that if he weren’t incredibly overwhelmed by the past minute and a half he would break out into laughter and give the man a quick cheek kiss for his troubles before flirting better than he is now. Which really wouldn’t be all that hard, given how he barely made his way through a sentence a second ago. “Uh, i really am just trying to stop someone from harassing him! Sorry if it looks weird!” the goofy stranger gives Katsuki a bow so deep that Tenya is concerned he’s going to smack his head against the floor.

Katsuki’s face twists into even more anger. “Who the fuck did that?! I’ll kill them! Tenya where are they?!”

Tenya just smiles a little at him in response to try and get him to calm down. “Katsuki you need to calm your dumb self before you cause a scene. Go buy the milk, and i’ll deal with this. It’s not your problem.”

(Katsuki isn’t thrilled but does as he’s told. Tenya will tell him later and he’ll get shitty deku to check the cameras. Then he’ll send his half and half husband in to beat the shit out of the guy for him. It wasn’t him, technically)

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“Sorry about him. I’m Iida. Iida Tenya. That was my roommate and he’s only like that because this happens far too frequently. What’s your name?”

The man flashes a blinding smile with bright eyes to match ,and responds with a voice too chipper for 7am, “im Yoarashi Inasa. I’m sure it does, and if i can respectfully say so, I think you’re very pretty, o-or handsome, or your preferred complement type. I’m very glad we got to meet but also not glad it happened this way. Would you like to u-uhm, speak more?” Yoarashi seems to blush heavily before bowing again, and rushing out “I CAN GIVE YOU MY NUMBER IF YOU WANT.”

Tenya smiled and nodded. “Do you have your phone? I’ll put in my number..”

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Katsuki smirks a little. “So, you got his number? If you did i fucking want it, that man could step on me and I’d thank him-”

“Katsuki! I did get his number but this is one guy i'm not willing to share an attempt at!”
Tenya sighs as his best friend (ex best friend if he isn’t careful) breaks out in hysterical laughter and simply drinks his hot chocolate.

He was right. It wasn’t even that good. But there was a warm feeling in his chest thinking about Yoarashi so maybe one good thing did come from the accursed drink.