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“Who tf are you supposed to be? Some hoe from a high school dating simulator?” captain asked aggressively. “Why don’t you shut the fuck up. I can delete you out of this world in seconds bitch.” Monika replied angrily. “Why the hell are you here?” captain asked once again. “My place was boring as fuck. This placed seemed pretty cool tbh.” Monika answered “Well, you seem pretty cool, wanna hang out in my tank?” captain asked. “Sure. I’ve got nothing better to do.” Monika said with a shrug. 

In the tank

“Hey Steve, we’ve got a new recruit joining us” captain said happily. “Ummm.. who said i’d join you 2 idiots ?” Monika questioned. “Oh damn… cmon, it’ll be fun.” steve pleaded. “Ugh.. fine. I’ll give you nimrods 2 weeks. After that, I’m gone. ” Monika said. 

3 months later

“Just run the bitch over already” Monika whined. “Cant we spare him though? I don’t have time for his screams and cries.” captain complained. “fine, if you aren’t gonna do it, I will.” Monika said as she sped into the innocent person. “Holy shit, that’s honestly the best part about hanging out with you mfs” Monika said happily. “Whatever..” Steve said. “But really, these past few months have genuinely been really.. Amazing . Thank you guys” Monika said in all honesty as she hugged the 2 tankmen. ‘ Why are her breast so fucking big and soft wtf?? ’ captain thought to himself as he blushed. They all pulled away from the hug as monika gave them a big bright smile.

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“Hey moni, follow me. I wanna show you something.” captain recited. “Stg you better not kill me or some shit.” Monika joked in a serious tone. “Calm down, it’s nothing like that I swear” captain joked back. They proceeded to walk in the dirt-filled battle zone (also I forgot to mention that this is taking place at night). 

What felt like ages, they finally turned a corner to reveal a very beautifully lit, heavily decorated, romantic setting. (note: this place they’re in has a blanket on the ground, fairy lights, and a cooler. There’s also other decore around the area)

“Captain,, this is so beautiful. Did you do this all by yourself?” Monika interrogated. “Not ALL by myself. I had some help. Anyways enough of that, come take a seat” captain gestured. They sat down on the soft blanket covering hard ground as they began to stare at the sky. “The stars look so beautiful tonight” Monika said with a sigh. “Not as beautiful as you” captain whispered loud enough for Monika to hear. “What?” Monika said with a nervous chuckle. “I mean- ahem,” captain began to announce.  “Monika, when we met at first, you were a total bitch” captain said. “Mhm..” Monika said with an attitude. “BUT after I got to know you, I learned that you’re a wonderful person. You’re smart, you’re funny, and best of all, you’re very pleasing to the eyes” captain sang as he took Monika’s hand. Monika was flushed. “Captain i-” and before she could finish her sentence, she was shot right in the head, guts and head juices splattering everywhere. It took captain a moment to process what had happened. His smile soon turned into a frown as he resisted the urge to cry. He embraced Monika’s dead body tightly. “We’ve only known each other for a few months but, it felt like a lifetime. I loved you, Monika.” 

Captain grab a nearby shovel and began to dig. Once he thought the hole was big enough, he carefully placed Monika in it. He gloomily filled the hole as he stared down at the body in it. he built somewhat of a memorial using the decore around him. “You were a good one, soldier” captain sadly said as he walked away.

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“I’m planning something special tonight” captain told steve with a smile. “For a special person ” captain continued. Steve began to smile as his face flushed. “Really?” he asked. “Yup. It’s gonna be great.” captain answered. Steve tried to hide his excitement. ‘ A night, ALONE, with captain. God, I cant wait’ steve thought to himself as he rubbed his face.

Day soon turned into night as steve prepared for the date. He dressed himself up with some clothing he found in some rubble. Steve stood in front of his full-length mirror and squealed in excitement. “I look amazing” he whispered to himself. As he came out of his tent, he saw captain walking toward somewhere with someone . Steve’s excitement soon turned into sadness as he watched. He went in closer to see who it was or at least listen to their conversation.

Steve soon realized who captain was with. ‘ Monika..’ steve thought to himself as he clutched his fist in anger. He went back to his tent, grabbed a gun, and began to follow them. He tried his best to be stealthy and quiet.

Once they got to their destination, steve hid behind something. He watched as they talked, as they held hands, as they smiled. Steve couldn’t take it. “ You’re smart, you’re funny, and best of all, you’re very pleasing to the eyes ” steve heard captain say. “I could be all those things for you, captain. I could change.. ” Steve whispered. Steve began to cry as he aimed his gun at Monika. “ Fucking bitch ” Steve whispered as he shot her. He watched as Monika’s head exploded and captain’s face fall. For a second he felt bad but then realized “ I have captain all to myself ” Steve spoke with a sadistic smile. He watched as captain cried and felt like he had accomplished something. “I’ll make you feel better soon, baby..” steve uttered.