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That Bnha fantasy au or whatever

Summary:

Bkdk are horny assholes to eachother while saving the universe from crusty bitch

be prepared, none of this is supposed to make sense and is for a good laugh lol

Notes:

Please know, none of this was supposed to make sense at all. This is supposed to be funny and crack as fuck. I am so sorry to you if you read this, READ WISELY LMAO!!! THERE ARE SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OH MY GOD, IT'S TERRIBLE.

AGAIN, this story shouldn't make any sense, it's kind of all over the place, okay... not kind of, it's literally ALLLLLL OVERRRR THE PLACE.

Come follow me, Gigi https:// /BAKUSHAWTY , and Dirk/Nichi https:// /Gingereggi on twitter and on this crazy adventure we didn't exactly plan, LOL

OH AND BTW, IM THE FIRST STARTING PARAGRAPH AND THEN DIRK IS THE SECOND ONE, WE ALTERNATE, I WAS IZUKU AND DIRK WAS KATSUKI

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Izuku had been walking through the woods, when he decided he would take a break. He laid down on the lush ground, trees towered over and around him. The ground had seemed comfy and safe to rest upon, so he decided he would close his eyes. Closing his eyes, he took a deep breath, taking in the air around him.

 

Deku can feel the ground shaking and shadow enveloping him, a big red dragon and a buff ass barbarian are coming his way even though they don’t notice him

He quickly woke up when he saw the shadow looming over him, "Wo- WOAH AHH." Izuku quickly scrambled up to his feet and grabbed his sword getting into position. He'd never know if this thing was friendly or not.

 

He can hear a familiar yelling “I CANT BELIEVE THEY DIDNT GIVE US AS MUCH MORA AS THEY SHOULDVE FUCKING STUPID EXTRAS” he aggressively waddle stomps towards where Deku is and stops “You-“

"Who are you? And what are you doing here?" Izuku growled at them pointing his sword. With the way this other man was, he seemed like a threat. He looked aggressive and looked like he stole candy from babies.

“I’m the Barbarian Prince! Bakugou katsuki with my great dragon shitty hair! Now who tf are you suppose to be?!? Your bush ass weave looks familiar” he snarls at him with an angry look and he takes out his daggers

"Uhm, Izuku Midoriya??" He answered tentatively, "Weren't you the guy who ran away from his kingdom?" Izuku asked after, he had only heard that name around when he learned that this man had fled his kingdom from something. "And my hair is NOT a "bush ass weave", learn to be damn respectful."

 

“First of all shut the fuck up second of all sorry I couldn’t say anything about the mess on your stupid head Deku” he’s like this little twink trying to telling me to be respectful. THE AUDACITY

"W- what?? My name is not Deku! I already told you my name, and it is not freaking Deku!" Izuku groaned at the man, 'how annoying' he thought. "And no, I won't shut up, I have the right to speak if I want. Now what the hell are you doing here?"

 

“Mmmm no you look more like Deku to me also this is a fucking forest and I think anyone has a right to walk through a fucking forest you dumbass” Manz wondering how stupid this bitch is thinking he can’t walk through a damn forest

"I don't think you really want to start anythig with me, you naive little princey boy." He growled, on guard with whatever this man might do.

 

“Stop being all defensive little bush boy” he scoffed “I’m not trying anything because idc enough to” he goes and rests with his dragon on the other side of the forest opening “You act like I’m gonna fucking kill you I mean I would but I don’t wanna get caught anymore for homicide”

"I already told you, I am not a bush boy." His eyes twitched in annoyance, "This guy is super annoying..." Izuku mumbled to himself, "You know what, since you are being annoying and I don't like you, I think I'll call you some cutesy nickname." Thinking about it for a moment he figured out the perfect name, "Your name is now... Kacchan! Yeah, that sounds great."

 

“That’s fucking stupid” He takes care of his dragon lmao pet care with katsuki bkg. “And I love annoying bush headed people it funny and entertaining” he snickers

"Now you're just calling your new name stupid, so you're stupid!" He angrily walked over to them and roughly sat down. Izuku held a angry face at the man. "And if you love annoying bush headed people, does that mean you love me?? Awee, that's cute." He looked away, "Laughble too." Mumbling under his breath.

 

He growls “I’d never love a tiny TWINKY elf boy with bushy ass hair” he turns away angrily “I’m not fucking stupid either!” He yell growls kinda

Izuku gasps, "What the hell did you just call me?? I am not a goddamn twink." He slapped him across the face, and got up. Facing away from him, he was fuming in anger.

 

There’s a pause until he lets out a growl “You fucking bitch how dare you slap me!” MFING his dragon keeps him from strangling Deku and tackling him

He turned around and pointed fingers, "You deserved it! You angry ugly pomeranian looking dog! You do not call me a twink. You are disgusting." Izuku wasn't okay, he'd been catcalled and stuff before, but never has had someone called him a twink. He was hurt, "Think about what you did, and maybe if you can find me, you can apologize if you get off of your damn high horse." Izuku started to walk away, dragging his sword along with him. His damn nap just had to interrupted and his day just had to have been made a bad day. This was just great.

 

“AYO ASSHOLE” He smacks in the back of the head and looks at him “TWINKY ass elf boy DONT BE SO SENSITIVE!”

Turning around swiftly, he yelled, "Do not touch me! You filthy mutt." Tears started to form, but he wouldn't let them fall, so they stayed in his eyes, glossing his eyesight up. He started to run away in the other direction, clenching his fists and teeth.

 

He gets tackled “IM NOT A MUTT ALSO WHY THEY HELL ARE YOUR EYES SWEATING?!?!” he grabs his face tightly looking up and down at him while he’s pins him to the ground (parelles to ground beta scene lmao)

"MY EYES ARE NOT SWEATING, LEAVE ME ALONE." Izuku kicked up, hitting him in the stomach. He managed to roll away from under him. He got up and ran away from view.

 

He growls and just says fuck it and goes back to his dragon to set up camp for the night and tries to forget about the bush headed boy but he just looks hella familiar the freckles remind him of someone

Izuku limped his way towards a light, he has no idea where he is so he just hopes whoever is there can help him. He held his arm, blood dripping onto the ground. He looked down at the ground thinking, 'I shouldn't have fought that thing... I just needed to get the anger out and I ended up screwing up.' Looking back up, he noticed he was closer. Upon noticing, Izuku croaked out, "H- hello? Can some... someone hel- help me?" He felt his eyesight go weary, everything around him was warping and he felt dizzy. Izuku ended up collapsing on the ground becoming unconscious.

 

Bakugou pokes him with dagger checking he’s not dead and then picks him up and goes to patch up his wounds and he had to to take his shirt off to patch him up and goes to wash his clothes in lake because of the blood, he gets has string to stitch the wounds up “Dumbass”

He groaned and winced in pain. Eyes fluttering open, everything looked blurry. "Who... Who are you?" He tried to sit up with his arm, but fell swiftly back down.

 

“It’s the filthy mutt” he wraps his wounds “Stay still and rest bush brains” he hangs up his Clothes to dry and makes food for him and his big red dragon

"Oh... Okay..." He responded back, he was too tired to comprehend who was talking to. He tiredly looked around and then back at the sky.

 

Bakugou eats his food and gives some to Kirishima and made Deku soup “Oí Deku you strong enough to sit up and eat or are you too weak to do anything?”

"Uhm, do you think you can help me sit up? My arm doesn't feel stable enough." He stared, Izuku wasn't exactly in the mood to actually be snappy.

 

“Sure bush hair” he care fully helps him sit up “What did you even fight? Those were some messed up fucking wounds”

"Uhm, I think... I think it was," he groaned in pain, "I think it was some giant? It looked weird, pretty sure it's still walking around somewhere."

 

“And you could defeat it with you big ass sword?” He thinks for a second and then just looks at for a second then goes back to think

Izuku looked away, refusing to answer.

 

“I must’ve been those beasts everyones been talking about- they destroy villages and even small kingdoms” he eats his food

"What beasts...?" Izuku asked quietly. 'If they could take down villages and small kingdoms... Does that mean my mom isn't safe?' He thought worriedly.

“I mean maybe but their called nomus and they’ve only been attacking crowded areas like merchant areas and everything”

"My mom... she isn't safe, I need to- I need to get to her." Izuku tried to stand up.

 

“Oí we can visit her tomorrow you need to rest or you’ll hurt yourself more”

"No, I need to get to her now. Who knows if those things have done anything."

 

He thinks “I could carry you on Kirishima- if your not scared of dragons?”

 

"Uhm, no?" That was a lie. He was very afrad of dragons. But Kacchan doesn't have to know.

 

He picks him up bridal style and places him on Kirishima while they walk to his moms house

Izuku yelps in fear, he didn't like this and he kind of wanted off. He was afraid something bad was gonna happen. "Uh. This is fine," he internally screamed.

 

“SOMEONES a pussy about a dragon he’s not gonna hurt you yk he wouldn’t hurt a fly” Katsuki walks and chops down plants

"I- I am not a pussy!" Izuku hissed back.

 

“Sure you aren’t bush brains”

"Shut up!" He slightly yelled, quickly grabbing his stomach, "Ow.." Izuku slightly whinced in pain.

“Haha now calm down”

"No."

 

“I’ll tell him to fly” he looked at him with a serious glare

"Don't you dare-" He held his breath, 'please don't, please don't, please don't.' He sibbed internally.

 

He does signals and the dragon starts flying up up and away

"Wo- WOAH HEY!! Get me down!" He cried out. He looked down at the ground, and started feeling woozy. Heights, one of his many fears. He felt like throwing up at the thought of falling. "O- Oh god... I think im gonna pass out..." Izuku passed out at the fear of falling, but he did indeed, fall of the dragon.

 

Bakugou sweeps up and catches him “Stupid dumbass”

Izuku slowly opens his eyes, "Oh hello," cracking into a small smile.

“You are a pussy” he analyzed his face

"You know what, maybe I am. But atleast I don't look like a angry pomeranian."

 

“Atleast I’m not the one who I can drop from several feet in the air”

"That is not right, this is a hatecrime against me."

“Mmm sure it is twink”

"Do not call me a twink." Izuku replied seriously. He looked away in frustration.

 

“Sure bush boy”he holds him with one hand instead of two up in the sky

Izuku decided to look down at the ground and noticed his village. Horror and fear spread across his face. Everything was torn to shreds, it was like it had been destroyed just a few days ago. Buildings crushed and fire had still be around.

Bakugou flys down to help izuku down to find his mother while he helps others aswell

Izuku made a beeline towards his house, constantly tripping and falling, hurting himself more. He needed to see if his mom was okay. "Mom?! Mom where are you???" Izuku hollered out. He started to move the loads of rubble around and throwing them away. Moving his eyes frantically to find his mom, he noticed a tuff of his moms green hair. "Mom!" He quickly moved the rubble away from the surface of his mom's body. His mother was turning purple and a stake through her chest. Eyes widened, he started to freak out and shake her, "Mom?? Mom wake up, get up! Please? Mom??" He refused to believe this was happening.

 

“Deku-“ bakugou says but stops himself to look at the surrounding area it was familiar he remembered coming here with his mom to see her best friend- and he realized this was a surrounding village next to his kingdom “shit-“

"Haha mom! You can stop playing now!" Izuku laughed worriedly, "Mom wake up? Please? I'm right here! Your little Izu is-" He felt like he was being choked, like someone stabbed him. This couldn't be happening to him, no. "Your little Izu is here! Wake up? Please, mom, plesse wake up." Izuku continued to shake her, "Come on mom, wake up! You- you can't be-"

“Deku she’s not gonna wake up-“ bkg says lowly “we have to get out of here” he’s worried that their might be another nomu looking ass mf somewhere

"But- but Kacchan! Sh- she has to wake up, right?" He looked back at him, tears falling down his freckled face.

 

“Deku- she’s not going to I’m sorry-“ He looked down at the rubble and blood and he sees a broken frame of some sort and picks up the picture

 

Izuku tried to get up, but ended up falling and slicing his cheek with a piece of glass, "Shit-", he cursed out, sobbing quietly.

“Hey hey it’s okay” bkdk puts him on his dragoon and carefully takes the glass out and disinfects the wound which stings a lil but he’s being gentle

"My mom..." He whined, "Kacchan I... I want my mom."

“I know but she’s still here in spirit you just can’t see her” he helps him up “now let’s go before another beast comes to pick up the leftovers

"Maybe I should be leftovers..." He grumbled.

 

“I don’t think you’re mom would like you being leftovers Deku”

"I failed to protect my own mother, how am I supposed to be All Mights successor if I couldn't even save her?"

“Allmight the allmight” he stares in aw “The king of all the kingdoms thats allmight”

"Yeah...? Why? "Oh crap- I forgot I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that!”

“Oh shit so your the new heir everyone’s talking about- I can call you twinky elf prince now” he laughs “But back on topic I think I know who you are”

"People are talking about that? Since when?" He cried out.

 

“I mean yeah there’s been speculation- please don’t cry”

"You know what, just saying please don't cry makes me want to cry now."

“Look idk how to deal with someone crying like you want a hug or smth? Or some homo shit like a kiss?”

"I don't know?? Just give me a hug or something? I don't know how comforting works either!!!!"

He hesitatly hugs him “There there it’s okay prince bush” he pats his back

"Uhh, thanks?”

“No problem” he shrugs “now let’s get outta here before the beast comes and attacks again I have a place close to here”

"Uhm, are we gonna... fly again??" He gulped nervously, "I- If we are.. um, do you think you can... maybe I don't know.." 'Come on Izuku, you can do this just ask!' He told himself. "CANYOUHOLDMEORSOMETHING??" Izuku quickly shouted.

“You know it’s not that bad but sure if your pussy ass cant handle it I’ll hold you” he puts him on the dragon and holds him steadily on shitty hair lmao and they fly away

"S- So high up...!" Izuku squeaked.

He holds him by his hips while stirring “Yeah but after a while it becomes really quiet and relaxing”

"No no, y- you don't understand! I'm afraid of heights..." He blushed when he felt Kacchan hold him by his hips. "HHHHH

“”Just relax okay and just don’t look down” He keeps stirring to his kingdom

Izuku slightly relaxed around his touch, continuing to madly blush. "Okay..." He closed his eyes to try an prevent himself from accidentally looking down.

 

“Your a little red there TWINKY you good?

"YEAH!" He suddenly shouted, internally freaking out, 'what the hell, WHY IS HE SO WARM!!' Izuku internally sobbed

“Don’t be so loud dumbass” he groans “you could said yeah like a normal person”

"S- sorry..." " 'm just very nervous."

“Mmm pussy” he scoffs and lands his dragon at his kingdom which the kingdom hasn’t been hit ye

Hopping off the dragon, his feet planted on the ground, "Oh thank All Might! Solid ground!", Izuku started to touch the grass because he is a nerdy little shit, who seriously needs to touch grass sometimes because im pretty sure he stalks Kacchan in the canon universe.

“Fucking weirdo” he goes into his castle house thing yk “I hope old hag isn’t here”

"Old hag..? Who is that?"

 

“My mom” he internally gags because his mom annoys him

"Why would you call you mom, 'old hag'? That's really mean to the woman who basically raised you." He frowned.

“You say that but she calls me brat back it’s just angry banter between my mom and I” he goes into his room, rich prince type deal and like allmight scrolls Nd shit
"I can see why she would call you a brat, lmao"

He holds in making a dead mom joke so bad so vv bad “Fuck you” he grumbles

 

"Give me a time and place, maybe then that could happen." Izuku rolled his eyes and cringed interally deep deep inside of himself.

“Ew you’d really think I’d do that homo shit” he fake gags and then flops on his bed

"I dunno, you act like a homo." He jumps on top of Kacchan, and straddles him, "how about now!!! loll!!!! Loser!!!!"

“Mm you really think a little straddling gonna do something? And I don’t fucking act like one TWINKY” he looks up at him with his gay ass ruby eyes

"If you didn't like it, then why haven't pushed me off?" He eyed him, "gay gay homo gay, that's what you are!!!"

“I’m not the ones with the hands on another mans tits now am I?” He looks at him up and down “I don’t think I’m the homo here”

"O- OH, UH SORRY," But still doesnt take his hands off giving it a bit of a grope. "Oh also, i know im a homo, you just refuse you know you are a gay gay homo gay."

“Shut up I’m not a homo gay homo asshole” he blushes a bit and turns away

"I'll keep saying it, gay gay homo gay!!"

He kisses him to stfu “Shut up twink stop being a lil shit and grabbing my tits you lil homo prince” he groans

"I- Did you- Did I- What- You- I- Did- HUH?" Izuku was having a word stroke.

“Now I finally made you stfu” he pushes him off “you hungry or smth?”

"But you- you just- what- im- wh- why would- IM SO CONFUSED, AHH!!" He fell into the bed, currently contemplating his life choices.

 

“So you want good orrr?” He seems so uphasef by internally wanting to kiss him again and gay panic

"Uhm, yeah yeah sure.. food.." izuku waved his hands completely wanting to commit die on the spot.

“Alright I’ll be back TWINKY “ he goes to get them food and shit but he run into his parents and then he fucking gets yelled at so he comes back like an hour after lmao

Izuku was seen laying on his back in a starfish position, eyes wide. Looks like he was still thinking about life.

“Sorry my mom and dad came home but the help made katsudon of you like that shit so here” he gives it him and then eats his own spicy ass katsudon

Izuku grabs the bowl, sitting up, beginning to eat. "So uh, did you really just... uhm ki- um kiss me? Or was that just my like, imagination or something."

 

“No I did kiss you it wasn’t like I didn’t dumbass” he eat his food

 

"Oh, oh okay. Anyways I guess..." Izuku continued to eat the katsudon, "So what exactly do we do with those ugly giant beats that keep destroying the villages and kingdoms." He sighed, "We can't keep letting them destroy our lands."

 

“How tf would I know? Honestly it’s in the hands of allmight and the other kingdom rulers now-“ he looks at him “Maybe as your Sensei hmm stupid deku

"Haha, uh so heres the thing... so no one actually knows this but just a few people. All Might is in no way in shape to fight those things."

 

He looks at him like bruh “So that means you lil TWINKY little elf is all we have? Oh we’re doomed oh dear how dreadful” He dramatically says

He looks at him with a stern expression, "This is nothing to joke about, if I am not ready to fight for this world. Then I can't fight off those things. I might be strong as hell, but that doesn't mean I can always be strong to defeat those massive ugly things." Izuku simply replied back in slight anger, he was now eating angerly.

 

“Did I get your dick in a twist twinky?” He laughs and eats “Maybe if you use just enough of your strength you can defeat them but then again there’s multiple so you’ll need help from someone or something”

Izuku groaned at what he said, "If I use a lot of my power, I might as well just break my damn arms. and as if strength alone is gonna do anything. I need my intelligence, my agility, a plan, so much more. You can't rely just on strength alone. That's not how it works. It might work for you since you are a big, dumb, hot brute." He answered back fast, swinging his chopsticks around.

 

“I’m sorry princey, idk how your fucking power works” he turns away eating his food “Who knew homos could be so rude

"I may be a homo, but at least I can strategize, now if we actually wanted to defeat these things, let's um, call them nomus. Yeah, that sounds good. We'd need to form a team, your dragon... Kiri right? He can technically help tremendously with taking them down. Now we'd just need some other people to help. If we could travel around or ask around to see would be powerful enough to help." He started rambling off, "Do you think you might have anyone in mind? Like a strong knight? Witch? Any ideas?"

 

He loudly slurps his noodles “Hmmm I might know some who can help, I go to school at that palace” medieval UA is in allmights kingdom thing and you can’t tell me otherwise

"Oh that's right!" Izuku placed the bowl down on a side table and got up, walking back and forth with his hand on his face over his mouth, head placed down, and mumbling began, "I'm sure there are so many different strong people there, I wonder if they're nice or what. I hope they can be strong enough to defeat these nomu things, if someone created them they might have control over them. Or maybe they were just formed out of the blue? No, there's no way, they would have already been discovered a long time ago, uhm... They probably were created by someone, because there's no way something as strong as that thing would be created biologically. And if someone created those things... It could be an experiment maybe gone wrong? Maybe it was to get revenge? But if it was revenge... hm... UGH there's so much to think about it's so frustrating to even think about even though I AM thinking about it-"

 

“Your mumbling stupid nerd” he looks at him “And their all disgustingly nice it’s annoying” he grumbles “They were obviously biologically made by people who had too much time and or who’ve the kingdoms have been trying to find for decades, An underground organization that even the sketchiest of the sketchiest don’t even know- I use to hear about it all the time when I was a kids and had to attend council meetings with the old hag.” He looks at his wall with papers on it “ I use to always try to figure out who they were but then again I was too young”

"Now that I think about it," Izuku stopped in his tracks, "It might just be All Mights enemy... All for One. I can see why it would be him, it might not be to be honest... Maybe someone is working under him? If he got himself a pupil as well, then this is bad. I'm sure these people are trying to come up with a plan to destroy everything and probably take down all might."

 

“Most likely” he takes izukus plate to go yk wash it he’s not an animal “then we just need a plan to defeat them right? If a group is making super mutants that can literally destroy entire Villiages then we need to get to it”

"There is not a moment to waste, we need to go now." Izuku said, getting up to go with Kacchan. "This is going to be super complicated... If the group we find isn't strong enough to take these things down. We're absolutely dead. Not figuratively dead, but literally dead."

 

“Mmm can we go in the morning? ‘M tired” He flops on his bed “We can go on the stupid quest tomorrow in the fucking morning” a#he angrily sighs/grunts

"Yeah, for sure." He ran his hand through his hair, "Uhm.. so where do I... uh, sleep?"

 

He looks him up Nd down “on the floor you little hobbit” he was joking ofc

"Okay," Izuku laid down flat on the ground, and closed his eyes. He took it literally and believed that he meant it, so why not.

 

“Oí I was joking stupid Deku come up on the bed” he aggressively pats it

"Oh, okay?" He got up and walked over go the bed, slightly sitting on the side of it, "I kind of thought you'd want me on the floor though..."

 

“I could never want you on the floor deku” he looks at him “Also my floors uncomfortable as hell”

"Dunno, they felt comfortable to me. Maybe that's just me. I've slept on so many grounds, that I'm pretty sure I'm used to it by now." Izuku sighed, looking up.

 

He grumbles “you look like a little bitch yk” he cups his cheeks and looks at him

He turned to look at him, with Kacchan's hand on his cheek, "Haha, yeah. Maybe I do." He laughed, and placed his own hand on Kacchan's hand.

 

He gives him another kiss “Your a cute little bitch though”

Izukus face flushed up hard, "hhHHh! Yo- You did it again!"

 

He laughs “And I’ll do it again just to mess with you”

"You wouldn't." Izuku hissed.

 

“Try me” He fucking does it again

"Damnit!" He whined, falling face flat into the bed.

 

“Loser” he smiles

"Says you." He says muffled.

 

“Homo twink” he gets ready for bed

"Mhm yet, totally." Izuku uncomfortably lays down on the bed, maybe because it felt weird sleeping on a bed that wasn't his.

 

Bakugou do be shirtless so bazonkas are out and he goes into his bed “you want a blanket or smth? Or change outta those clothes?”

"Uhhh, I think i'm alright. I don't wanna be a bother like that."

 

“You’re not a bother your a guest so get changed outta yo ghetto ass clothes”

"Hey, my clothes are not ghetto, I'll only take my shirt off then." Izuku starts to pull off his top, revealing a really hot ass body with abs omg so hot wtf, bloosh bloosh.

 

Bakugou turns red and turns red “Alright fucking nerd”

"So am I okay now??" He ask raising an eyebrow.

 

“Yeah your fucking fine” fine as hell mf could rail me shit bitch got hella and could crush me like a soda can Bakugous all Deku stans

"So can we uh, go to sleep now?'

“Yeah I’m just gonna be up for a bit doing smth but you can sleep” mf setting up plans and packing for their journey

"Okay..." Izuku replied, turning to his side, closing his eyes and beginning to sleep.

Kacchan just prepares like a good hus- Man should and after he goes and sleeps with Deku Mfs probably cuddle not realizing it

He woke up in the middle of the night and noticed that Kacchan was cuddling him. His face flushed up and he screamed internally, 'it's okay Izuku, just- just don't move and make a sound and you're fine!"

 

He holds him tighter and yk Bitch looks cute when he’s asleep lmao “Mmm”

"Hh." He quietly screamed. "Fear."

“Mm Deku” he’s v comfy rn

'This is probably the most scariest thing I have ever been through, LEMME OUTT' He yelled in his head.

 

Bakugous scary comfirmed or Dekus just a homo pussy

Izuku quiety sobbed through the pain, pelsse.

Bakugou wakes up a little and looks at Deku then kisses his cheek and falls back to sleep

Izuku passes out, when he got kissed oh god.

Sleepy time with the boys

Sleepy time with the homies!!! Socks on no homo!!!

ANYWAYS ITS MORNING AND BAKUGOU DOESNT WANNA GET OUTTA BED

Izuku kicks him out lol

 

ITS HIS ROOMENFHCJX

And? Izuk still kicks him out because yes

 

Bakugou knocks the door “Deku lemme back in I promise I’ll get readyyyy”

"Okay, then" he lets him back in

He smacks his ass “Fuck you for locking me out”

"Ow... and don't smack my ass!" Rubbing his ass, "mmmem," he stuck his tounge out.

 

“Whore”

"Bastard."

 

“Homo”

"Gay."

 

“Bitch” he scoffs and gets ready. He gotta cover them tiddies now so sad

"Can I touch the bazonka honkas?"

 

“Only if I can touch that ass”

"Deal"

 

Bakugou lets him touch his tiddies while he holds his ass and squish squish

 

"Very soft woah"

 

“I mean their pecks so”

"And what about my ass lol"

 

“Very nice and v fu- squeezeable”

"Thats nice to know"

 

“Mhmm” fucking closeted homos

Fucking homos who are touching eachothers ass and tiddies

Yeah like wtf make out already jeez

Gay gay homo gay

 

“Anyways we should get going we’re trying to save the world aren’t we?”

"You're right. So are you going to lead the way?"

 

“Ofc I am damn Deku” He gets everything up on his dragon and help him up onto his dragon

"Thanks, Kacchan." Izuku took his hand, getting on top of Kirishima. Holding his arms around Kacchan's waist.

They fly away and they go to allmights palace lmao

Woosh through the sky woah

“What are you even gonna ask allmight? Like oh shit hey allmight Ik how to save the world?!?!”

"Uhm, yeah??? Why wouldn't you say that?"

 

“I mean we’re kids they might not believe us yk”

"So what if we're kids," Izuku raised an eyebrow, "if they don't wanna die, they better believe us, lmao."

 

“If you say so twinky” he keeps stirring “I hope yk I hate all of the smiling bitches in my class”

"Good for you, but I am sure they are very nice people."

“Yeah because your all happy and smiley like them” he scoffs because Mfs smile too bright

"Is it so bad being happy?" He asked him, raising his brow. "Do you have a thing against being happy or what."

“I don’t it’s just annoying” HES BEING A SUSSY BAKA

"You're just a sussy baka!!!"

“I’m gonna drop kick you off this dragon”

"Do it, you won't"

He pushes him off the edge

"Hey- what are you- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Izuku got pushed off the dragon and started falling, oh god, was he gonna die?? "HE- HEY THIS ISN'T FUNNY," he cried out, "YOU STUPID BASTARD." Izuku started to flail in the air, sobbing.

Bakugou swoops in and catches him “Don’t cry stupid”

"Shut up!" Hitting him in the head.

“I’ll drop you again” he gets a kith on the forehead

He rubbed the kiss off of his forehead, "I refuse to talk to you." Izuku turned around facing away from Kacchan.

“Fine then” he does something and Kirishima NYOOMS

Izuku had a grumpy look on his face, with tears in his eyes. He started mumbling bad things about Kacchan.

“Oí stfu dumbass- it wasn’t that bad it’s not like I was gonna let you fucking die” He scoffed and wiped Dekus tears

"Is there someone talking to me?? Im sure its just my imagination," he angrily replied.

 

“Fuck you” he lands where the palace is yk

"You know what, only if you give me a time and place."

“After you talk to allmight twinky” he hops of his dragon

"Oh." He gets off aswell, following him.

“Lead the way princey” he bows and then laughs

"Sure." Izuku walks in front, into the castle as he is greeted by the guards, 'good day to you, prince izuku' and he nodded his head towards them, saying good day to them back.

Bakugou follows him because he doesn’t know wtf he’s doing atm

They walk inside of the palace, and there sat on the throne was All Might. *lip bite emoji*

This is allmight btw LOL
“Young Midoriya! Welcome back have you finally decided to join me here as heir?” He stands up and walks over to him and bkg but not noticing bkg because he isn’t important rn

"Uhm, y- you could say that." He scratched his head. "But uh, that's not the point! I think we have a kind of plan to defeat those beast things on the loose, which I considered to call them Nomus."

“Nomus- those beasts who’ve been terrorizing city’s? Well if you have a plan then please explain it to me the council has been having trouble figuring out how to stop them” Bakugous just like ‘bitch actually listened I-‘

"Yes Nomus, we've come to the conclusion that we would need an entire team of strong fighters to help us fight them off. Now I know you think I could do it alone, but that is just simply not the case. I had been badly beaten up by one, and let me tell you, those things are strong. There is no way one person would be able to take them down. We came up with a theory that it could actually be All for one who created these beasts. WE don't know for sure, but it's just a hunch."

Allmights eyes go wide “All for one?- I mean it would explain why no one has heard of the organization activity is months” he thinks “also Whos we?” Fatherly gasp “Did you make friends on your quest?!”

"Yeah, I... I guess I did?" He turned back to look at Kacchan.

“Oh it’s Mitsukis boy! Hello young bakugou” bakugou wave unamused “Hey allmight-“ allmight cheers “I’m so glad you made friends!”

"So... what are we to do now, All Might?"

“Well- you have to build a team dont you? Then go build a team, I’ll talk to the council about this matter and I’ll get back to you okay Midoriya!” He sends one of his servants to arrange a council meeting to discuss

"Right, All Might." He bowed before him.

“You don’t need to bow young Midoriya that only what fancy shmucks like doing to be professional now run along” he dismisses him

"Right, sorry All Might." He started to walk away with Kacchan.

Omg are you excited bkg is back!!!

Bakugous just in aw “Wow”

"Wow what?" He asked walking with him.

“You takes to him so casually

"He is... kind of like my father? In a way. My dad left when I was born, because I was very sick. He was the only one who was kind of ever there for me."

“I use to know someone like that my mom use to take me to play dates with him” gay pause “Go figure but what do we do now?”

"Well you said, you knew some people? Let's go there."

He angrily huffs and leads him to his ‘friends’ “Here are these fucking losers now choose”

K now here is uhhh, a lot of crack happens LMAO also here is where we include, todoroki, iida, momo, denki, ochako, warm wench summer tsu, and yeah lol!!!

"Uhm... Hello guys, are y- you Kacchan's friends?" Izuku asked nervously when he met them.

“Kacchan? Who is this Kacchan you speak of?!?!” This loud blue haired knight waved his hands in the air violently

"Uhm... him?" Izuku pointed to Kacchan, as if it wasn't obvious.

“OH! Barbarian Prince Bakugou! Yes we are his acquaintances not really friend-“ he pushes up his glasses

"Oh.. so you guys aren't- friends??" And Izuku thought they were his friends, ugh can't believe he lied to him.

“Well-“ a blonde haired Sexc fellow interrupts “Actually we are friends just bakubro doesn’t like showing his gratitude and loving feelings towards us” bkg shoves his side “Stfu dunce face”

"I can assume that's him, because that's literally how he acts." He sighed, smiling at Kacchan. Secret lip bite he sent to him.

“I hate you and these fucking extras” he angrily pouts

"Bestie you literally kissed me like, THREE TIMES???" "You sussy baka."

HE COVERS HIS MOUTH “no I didn’t shut up! Anyways we need your help” blah blah he explain the situation

"Hello, I am Shoto Todoroki, heir to the Todoroki Throne." Shoto blankly stated, bowing to Izuku. Izuku bowed back, "Izuku Midoriya, heir to the All Might Throne." Everyone but Shoto, Izuku, and Katsuki gasped. "Oh my gosh.. You're the one who is heir to the throne here?" Someone with brown hair spoke up.

Bkg lets him go but smacks his ass in the process secretly. “I’m so sorry your highness- my name is name is iida tenya and one of the heirs to the iida estate it’s nice to meet you” “And I’m Denki- idk what I’m doing here but family are merchants :D” he’s just happy to be included tf

"Eep!" Izuku yelped when his ass was smacked. He sent glares to Kacchan, 'you are SO DEAD'. "Well it's nice to meet you, Iida. And hello to you Denki, and I'm sure you're very good enough to be here even if your family are merchants."

“Yeah I’m pretty cool” he smiles and gives Deku a hug “It was nice meeting you midobro and I’m happy to join your team!” Iida speaks up “I aswell it is my faithful duty as a knight to protect this land and it’s people!” Waves hand

Izuku smiled at the two, giving Denki a hug back. He stepped back, and got introduced to three more people. "Hi, I'm Ochako Uraraka! I'm a witch and I would be happy to join up with you guys! Oooh this is such an honor!" She squealed in joy. "And I'm Momo Yayorozou (idk how to spell her name so thats all you're getting), I am also the heir to the Momo estate, and a knight sworn to protect my home." Izuku welcomed the two, and noticed someone in the back, "And what's your name?" He gently asked. "I'm Tsuyu Asui, but you can just call me Tsu. Only Tsu! Kero. I am just a simple wench from the summer" (I FELT LIKE I JUST HAD TK DO THIS TO HER IM SORRY TSUYU)

Bkgs already sick of this interaction so he goes and sits down and watches

“Oh.. that's nice" Izuku walks over to Kacchan and just blatantly sits on his lap. Because why not, sexual tension let's go.

“Mm I think my sarcasm is rubbing off on you” he holds him by the waist yk how cliche couples do

"Do i ever get that time and place btw," placing his hands on Kacchans hands that was on his waist.

“Mmm maybe” everyone’s just looking at them be fucking homo lmao get a room

"K, can you homos get a room or..." todoroki asmed

“We’re not homos stupid half and half” he keep cuddling Deku “we’re just ‘Quest buddies’ like allmight said”

"Yeah, Kacchan is right. Totally quest buddies mhm, yup."

He gets a kiss on the cheek “Nothing more so stfu and go stupid prince stuff daddy issues”

"Yeah, we're just really good buddies, not homos at all." Izuku replied. Ochako: "thats kind of hard to believe that you arent homos"

“We aren’t round cheeks it’s not homo to cradle my quest buddy in my arms” he holds him a lil tighter

"Pft yeah, wanna make out because we're totally platonic"

“Mm sure” he kisses him Nd never stops -3-

Yeah they just kind of start making out

Bitches be like tf I thought we were saving the world

Mwah wmah mowand mwag mwag bamkaing out sounds

Bkg separates “we have to end this short we have to save the world remember “Fucking dumbass” flicks his forehead

"I kind of dont wanna save the world anymore lmao" "YeH i dmthink iq annabdie nwo"

“Your not gonna die, you just need to train your power like everyone else”

"Sur ekaky"

“We can continue later you filthy homo” he scoffs and places him down

"Lets saev the world ig then we can make oit"

Izuku suddebly dies because i said sob /j "Right, let's go save the world, besties."

Bakugou just sits down and watches them train and he’s not doing anything

"Kacchan, if you don't train with us, we can't save the world and make out"

“I don’t need training” he scoffs and maps out a gameplan

"I see, yoh are piss baby"

“Stfu and train twinky”

"Fight methen"

He ignores him

Izuku kicks him lmao loser

He goes :(

Not the :( "Are you sure you aren't going to train?" Izuku asked splitting to the ground grabbing his back leg and stretching it to his back.

“Not rn Anyways maybe later-“ he looks at him

"Alright I guess," Doing a few more stretches, one of the bringing his leg up like he was in a ballet.

He’s sneaking glances and *lip bite*

"Are you staring?" Izuku asked turning around still in thr same pose.

“No no just mapping stuff” he circles stuff and looks at where he thinks the nomus will hit next

"Mk," he replied bringing his leg down and looked at the map, so what are those circles for?"

“Where the nomus hit and I’m guess the next attack will be at the beach kingdom”

"The beach kingdom..?" He thought, "Isn't that one like literally on the beach?"

“Yeah and the most foundationally unstable too one bad hit and it’ll be be wooshed away at sea”

"Oh jeez, so would we head there? And how long would it take."

“A day or two but that’s on dragon- “I don’t think we all can fit on a dragon so we’d have to walk for two days/3 days”

 

"I don't think they might wanna walk lmao, but if we have to, let's do it."

“We have to lol, but he can take breaks every couple miles”

"You right you right"

“Mhmm now go train TWINKY”

"Yeah yeah, I'll go train or whatever

“Mhmm” mf goes and packs things on Kirishima too because the dragon can walk ofc lmao so free luggage carrier

Okay so like, they finish training ig, only because i dont feel like writing anything out for that because fuck that, so skip to when they are leaving ig

Mhmm Mfs start their adventure to the beach kingdom (゜-゜)

yeah woah, they find stuff and laugh and bkdk make out because i said so

They get to the beach villiage “Uhh it doesn’t seem like anything’s wrong right now”

"It might not look like it, but at some point there will be something wrong." An explosion was heard, "yup, there is."

“Okay we have to try and get everyone out of the kingdom so Deku go and help other people and I’ll try to distract the nomus away”

Epic fight scenes occur

With cool fight music in the bg

Blood and death are kind of everywhere

Mhmm bkg do be Kinda wounded but he keeps going and stabs the nomu in the head brain thing

Uhhh more epic fight scenes and then evil guy shigaraki and others or whatevrr come out and start evil monolouging

Bakugous just like “So uh do we let him continue or-“

"Sure why not"

Bakugou just waits until crusty man finishes

Crusty dusty man finishes and more epic battle scene between bkg and deku witb shigaraki happens

Bakugou got impaled through the stomach but he kept on helping Deku fight Shigaraki because adrenaline rush yk

Anyways so like bakugou and deku defeat crusty dusty man and izuku starts to cry over katsuki with that impaled shit in his thingie idk what the word is i forgot

“Stupid Deku I’m fine don’t worry about me” he stumbles and falls coughing out blood “It’s just a scratch” obviously it’s not a fucking scratch

"You're such a liar, you can't die! Kacchan please, don't do this... We were supposed to make out." Izuku places his hand on Kacchan's cheek and caressed it. Bring his own forehead to Kacchan's forehead, looking in his eyes, with tears.

“I guess I am a stupid brute who can’t keep his word now am I?” He coughs out looking at him and wiping his tears

"Haha, yeah... You are a stupid brute. Good for nothing gay gay homo gay..." He grabbed Kacchan's hand from when he wiped his tears, "You can't die on me, you can't." His voice cracked.

“You’ll do fine without me twinky-“ He gives him one final kiss and then his body goes cold and limp and his ruby red eyes dull

"No- NO- KACCHAN!" Izuku sobbed, "Kacchan! Wake up!" He shook him lightly, "No..." Tears began to fall. Izuku put his head on his body, sobbing on his now dead body. K gay bkdk tangled lets go!!! Anyways, Izuku crys and a tear falls, cause now he suddenly has healing powers with his tears lol, and now he is kind of like being revived.

Bakugou takes a deep breath “what… the fuck”

"Kacchan?? YOU'RE ALIVE??!?"

“Yeah somehow fucking Deku”

"Can we like..... make out now or...."

He pilas him down and makes out with him” yk you don’t have to ask Deku”

Mwah wmag mwag mwha mwoan mwah mwah making out noises "Well, we finally saved the world. Who knew it would get you killed and this place destroyed."

“Atleast I did it all with you my lil homo”

"Yeah, and you're my big homo."

MORE MAKE OUT SOUNDS

many manymany making out souns

The end besties

Notes:

again, very sorry

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