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| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#welcome-to-hell
Saturday.

bestie (derogatory) _14:01
my marriage is in shambles

Iida Tenya _14:02
Good afternoon to you as well.

bitch (affectionate) _14:02
who r u married to :((

bestie (derogatory) _14:03
my job😔

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _14:03
weird way 2 say u got fired but ok

something something mcr _14:03
did mic-sensei finally rebuke your sickening mismanagement of paperwork?

bestie (derogatory) _14:04
😔😔😔😔😔
so mean and for what

m in simp stands for me <3 _14:04
yk what i’m proud that u lasted this long but we all saw it coming

bestie (derogatory) _14:05
SFSKFSLDS
SO MEAN AND FOR WHAGT

bitch (affectionate) _14:05
babygirl im getting fired from jobs uve never even heard of 👅💯🔥

stop calling it bean juice _14:05
why do you.

God _14:06
Oh hello all! How’s break treating you?

main character disease (terminal) _14:06
yes

God _14:06
That bad?

bestie (derogatory) _14:07
life is a tornado and i am a cow being spinned around for entertainment purposes and cinematic value

God _14:07
Ahh. That bad

FUCK yall _14:07
one would think that with all the complaining you do all the time you’d be more grateful for break

just fucking end me _14:08
ok mr high and mighty like u dont have psychological issues n workaholic tendencies

FUCK yall _14:08
I’LL KILL YOU

bitch (affectionate) _14:08
sigh
hand over the money yall

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _14:09
DAMNIT
u couldn’t even last 10 mins blasty????

FUCK yall _14:09
FUCK YOU

babey babey _14:09
i am always right about everything all the time (✿◡‿◡)

bestie (derogatory) _14:10
..anyway
i didn’t even mean that in a workaholic way im just still fuckin SORE from yesterday

main character disease (terminal) _14:11
I did mean that in a workaholic way

my eyes are up here _14:11
we know /lh

Furry (reluctant) _14:11
When do we get back again? Monday or tuesday?

God _14:12
Monday! It’s just a few repairs
Standard upkeep

main character disease (terminal) _14:12
I’m gonna be dead and buried by Monday

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _14:13
aw h*ck don’t say that :((((
theres gotta b smthn u can do

bestie (derogatory) _14:13
why would u censor heck

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _14:13
bc it’s a bad fucking word u goddamn asshole
some of us have fucking manners

just fucking end me _14:14
ok
somehow i doubt that

stop calling it bean juice _14:14
somewhere out there aizawa is experiencing a wave of disappointment and he doesnt even know why

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _14:15
nah he absolutely does

m in simp stands for me <3 _14:15
100% he does

Iida Tenya _14:20
… Right, in any case.
Did everyone complete Midnight-sensei’s essay?

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ actual serious shit
#hw-tracking
Saturday.

bitch (affectionate) _15:57
im at my limit pls say tenya was just fucking with us

just fucking end me _15:57
tenya was just fucking w us

bitch (affectionate) _15:58
CRYIJG THANK U

just fucking end me _15:59
ur welcome
the topic of midnights essay is wine trade in the west and its connection 2 heroes in the last century

bitch (affectionate) _15:59
i-

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _15:59
ruthless…………

just fucking end me _16:00
live laugh love💗

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#get-in-loser-we’re-going-shopping
Monday.

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:20
gang
come get coffee w me

just fucking end me _05:21
finally a reasonable fucking request
where

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:21
thesaurus

just fucking end me _05:21
the one next 2 the fountain?

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:22
yuh yuh

just fucking end me _05:22
race u

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:22
NO I HAVENT EVEN BRUSHED MY TEETH YET 😭😭😭

bestie (derogatory) _05:23
cough loser pays for my tea cough

babey babey _05:23
cough loser pays for my education cough

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:23
NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

my eyes are up here _05:24
cough loser buys me a croissant cough

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _05:24
WHY ARE U SO OBSESSED W ME

just fucking end me _05:24
xoxo gossip girl 😌💋❣️

main character disease (terminal) _05:30
oooohhhh coffee (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
yeah I’ll see you there!!!

bestie (derogatory) _05:30
today is LOVE 💗❗ i LOVE today 💞😆

| SHOTOSQUAD fuck u there is no shotosquad YES THERE IS :((( count your fucking days icy-hot Yeah smh stop making eiji sad blasty’s in love with him :/ SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON EYES YOU WANNA DIE????
⌵ you are the dancing queen
#young-and-sweet-only-seventeen
Monday.

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _07:12
DIBS ON CHECKING IF LOVERBOY’S STILL ALIVE

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _07:13
hhnnngmfnnfngmgmgnfnfng

THE WAY THAT U KISS GOODNIGHT 😚 _07:13
oh bb……

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _07:14
nuh uh he brought this onto himself
“heeeyyyy 😍😘 izukuuuuuu 💚💪 im leaving 😖😞 early ⏳🕣 do u 🤔 wanna 👉👈 maybe 🚶walk 🚶to yuuei 👨🏫📚 with me 👨❤️💋👨💓? platonically 😆😌💞‼️”

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _07:15
hhhhhhhh fuck u so much

HONEY HONEY DON’T CONCEAL IT _07:15
NO BC I’VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _07:16
when will sho making a fool of himself in front of midoriya stop being news

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _07:16
i cant tell if ur on my side but fuck u just in case

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _07:16
let’s stay playful together 😌🤞

(a-ha) _07:17
sensei is going to skin you all alive and i’m going to let him
GET HERE

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _07:17
chill asshole theres still 15 mins til homeroom
aizawa is sleeping on his desk calm down

HONEY HONEY DON’T CONCEAL IT _07:17
shut down 😔

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _07:18
so vicious and for what 😭😭

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ sigh
#shoto’s-conspiracy-corner
Wednesday.
just fucking end me _01:02
ghosts r real

stop calling it bean juice _01:02
no.

bestie (derogatory) _01:02
a ghost slapped my ass once

just fucking end me _01:03
ghosts r no longer real

FUCK yall _01:18
????? WHERE TF ARE YOU

bestie (derogatory) _01:18
?
thought ud b asleep by nwo

FUCK yall _01:19
I FUCKING WOULD
EXCEPT THAT EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY LOOKING FOR ICY-HOT
WHICH YOU’D KNOW IF YOU BOTHERED TO EVER COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM

stop calling it bean juice _01:19
..so thats what the screaming is for

FUCK yall _01:19
???????????????????????????????
FUCK ALL OF YOU
ESPECIALLY YOU FUCKING SIDEWAYS POLISH FLAG
WHERE ARE YOU

just fucking end me _01:20
so obsessed w me n for what
dont get aizawa im fine
had a small family emergency
but ill b back tmr

FUCK yall _01:20
fuck you
who authorized you

just fucking end me _01:21
ur mom

FUCK yall _01:21
i’ll kill you

just fucking end me _01:21
nezu

stop calling it bean juice _01:23
………………………huh?
pardon?

FUCK yall _01:23
god fuck you

just fucking end me _01:21
expand ur vocabulary

FUCK yall _01:23
yeah yeah whatever
text your stupid boyfriend so that he stops fucking crying all over my shirt

just fucking end me _01:21
mmmm
yeah okay

FUCK yall _01:23
i’m going tf to bed
have fun in your family emergency
maybe the old man will finally kick the bucket

just fucking end me _01:21
hopefully
but i think thats too much 2 ask for

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#update-corner
Thursday.
Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:32
failed the pop quiz 2day :’///

just fucking end me _12:32
im going to end you

babey babey _12:32
ok kacchan

FUCK yall _12:32
FUCK OFF

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:33
i assume when u say ‘pop quiz’ u mean the end of unit exam that sensei warned us of a week ago

bitch (affectionate) _12:33
vicious 😔⚰️

bestie (derogatory) _12:33
YES DRAG HIM

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:34
ADSGFSFHJ FAKE ASS HOES

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:34
ik he didn’t fail bc ofc he didn’t but i read that msg and my soul exited my body for a sec

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:34
awwww so u DO care🥺💓🌺💗😚💞🌼

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:35
i will deck you in the face hard enough that ur grandchildren will get phantom pains every time it starts raining

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:35
ok kacchan

FUCK yall _12:35
FUCK OFF bestie (derogatory) _12:36
lmao
real talk tho i don’t think anyone did bad
i have faith in yall 😤👊

my eyes are up here _12:36
no totally im banking on at LEAST an 85

Furry (reluctant) _12:36
Man!! Did everyone make it then?

arm go brr _12:36
looks like it B)

bitch (affectionate) _12:36
yeah!!!

just fucking end me _12:37
no❣️

bestie (derogatory) _12:37
SHOTO?????

stop calling it bean juice _12:37
sho??

main character disease (terminal) _12:37
oh no (╥﹏╥)

gaye _12:37
noooooo bro what happened?? ik for sure u knew everything on the test

just fucking end me _12:38
yeahhh
idk i gotta go talk 2 aizawa
someone save me a seat i’ll b back soon

babey babey _12:38
oh man (｡•́︿•̀｡)
think he’s okay?

FUCK yall _12:39
no idea
which one of you extras is saving him a seat

God _12:39
I’ll do it

FUCK yall _12:39
get him a protein bar or smth in case he comes back late
he didn’t have breakfast

main character disease (terminal) _12:40
wait didn’t he though??
I thought he was the one who made pancakes

FUCK yall _12:40
he did make pancakes he just didn’t fucking eat any

babey babey _12:41
so aggressive and for what smh
im on it

FUCK yall _12:41
great now shut the fuck up and let me eat in peace

bestie (derogatory) _12:41
aye aye captain 😔

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ fuck around n find out
#hozier-stans-horny-jail
Saturday.

just fucking end me _19:24
my character arc is i am in love 4 all of my life and then i die

bestie (derogatory) _19:24
i hate it here
go back to stanning mitski i liked u better depressed :/

just fucking end me _19:25
😔
no can do :/
got dicked down so good it cured my mental illness

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _19:25
just the one?

just fucking end me _19:25
yeah.

arm go brr _19:25
:/ one star

FUCK yall _19:26
something is very deeply wrong with all of you in a molecular level

just fucking end me _19:26
yeah💛💛

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#got-hate-crimed-for-being-2-sexy
Saturday.

babey babey _21:07
my character arc is i become more evil on purpose . kill anger death hatred. etc, etc. u get the point

froge _21:07
:o wow
:)♥️

just fucking end me _21:07
i am going to hurt u all i am going 2 hit u so hard with a very large rock

babey babey _21:08
oh shuddup
like ur not worse (눈‸눈)
ive SEEN U watching izuku @ the gym u hypocrite

just fucking end me _21:08
it’s only allowed 4 me 😌👑
n what can i say
i’m always weak for a man who can bench press me <333

main character disease (terminal) _21:09
vicious
free him :((((

bestie (derogatory) _21:09
STOP👏 THE 👏HORNY👏 ON 👏MAIN 👏EPIDEMIC👏

bitch (affectionate) _21:10
NUH UH stop silencing the people!!!! he fine asf !!!!!

my eyes are up here _21:10
goddamn shoto she’s after your man 😌💫💌

main character disease (terminal) _21:11
JAIL

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _21:11
SKSKAJSJDKSJE MINA RUN

bitch (affectionate) _21:12
CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT A MF⁉️ MIND UR BUSINESS

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ sigh
#bakugo-katsuki’s-homegrown-anger-management-tips
Monday.

FUCK yall _05:44
tip #375: beat up icy-hot’s unnecessarily dramatic ass

just fucking end me _05:46
fucking try me asshole

FUCK yall _05:47
I’LL KILL YOU
fucking iron deficiency ass

just fucking end me _05:47
“oh look @ mw im bakugo katsuki n i faint daily bc im a bitchass”

bitch (affectionate) _06:09
now kiss 😽😽

bestie (derogatory) _06:15
😕 why yall gotta pit two queens against each other

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:20
they just hate to see a girlboss winning 😟😟😟

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#welcome-to-hell
Monday.

just fucking end me _21:20
ever run across a minor inconvenience n realize the thread u are hanging on is actually quite thin

gaye _21:20
bro u ok?

just fucking end me _21:23
mattress creak Bad Sound
accidentally froze my bed solid

stop calling it bean juice _21:23
any casualties?

just fucking end me _21:24
other than my fuckin SANITY??
no

FUCK yall _21:24
huh

God _21:24
Uh oh
Should we call Aizawa-sensei?

gaye _21:25
ehh idk if he’d be able to help much

just fucking end me _21:25
no don’t bother him
im fine
just being dramatic

stop calling it bean juice _21:26
@MidoriyaIzuku he’s downplaying his discomfort again

main character disease (terminal) _21:26
>:(

just fucking end me _21:27
tattletale

stop calling it bean juice _21:27
find a therapist💖

just fucking end me _21:27
god shut up
im gonna sleep in the Good Common Room Couch n i am Not waking up 4 at least a day so try not 2 start any fires
if u do start a fire n u wake me up 2 put it out i will laugh in ur face n then go back 2 sleep

God _21:28
Brilliant plan!
One hangup though
Won’t the couch creak too?

just fucking end me _21:29
FUCJ
haahajajhahajhaha im going 2 off myself

gaye _21:29
easy man
we could have a floor sleepover!! how’s that sound?

just fucking end me _21:29
that
hmmmmmfgnnnghggjmmm
pls

bestie (derogatory) _21:30
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH FLOOR SLEEPOVER

main character disease (terminal) _21:30
nice!!! >:D
@dekusquad this bakusquad that fuck you where’s the shotosquad

just fucking end me _21:31
hate that fucking role

main character disease (terminal) _21:31
mhm sure ya do

just fucking end me _21:32
jesus fuck
am i…… becoming katsuki???

FUCK yall _21:32
HEY FUCK YOU

something something mcr _21:33
it’s like summoning him. amazing.

FUCK yall _21:33
you fucking WISH you were me

gaye _21:34
hiiiiiiii (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

FUCK yall _21:34
jesus fuck

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _21:35
TELL ME WHY I HEAR SMOOCHIN 🤧🤢

just fucking end me _21:36
looks like those 2 wont b comeinf
good.

Furry (reluctant) _21:36
Will you cry if they don’t show up be honest

just fucking end me _21:37
fail 2 see how thats any of ur fuckin business

my eyes are up here _21:37
busted

just fucking end me _21:38
go AWAY

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#get-in-loser-we’re-going-shopping
Sunday.

bestie (derogatory) _10:32
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AYO SOMEONE GET RIDICULOUSLY OVERDRESSED W ME 🔫😚

my eyes are up here _10:32
HOT ‼️🙏

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _10:32
HOT‼️😫
brainwave

my eyes are up here _10:32
brainwave 😌✋

bestie (derogatory) _10:33
lmao thank youuuuuu

just fucking end me _10:34
👀 oh?

main character disease (terminal) _10:34
wait no what are you doing

just fucking end me _10:35
i look (👁️︿👁️) but i choose not to see (︶︿︶)

m in simp stands for me <3 _10:35
let the man wear a tux to the mall!!! 😤📢

my eyes are up here _10:35
RT

babey babey _10:35
RT!!!! ( ≧Д≦)

gaye _10:35
RT‼️
he looks hot in formal wear

FUCK yall _10:36
im RIGHT HERE

gaye _10:36
u also look hot in formal wear ♥️👄♥️

FUCK yall _10:36
thank you

main character disease (terminal) _10:37
hate it here

babey babey _10:37
someone make him stop hanging out with kacchan i cant handle this vocabulary

FUCK yall _10:38
CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME ROUND FACE I’LL KILL YOU

bestie (derogatory) _10:38
they’re smooching 😚😚😚

gaye _10:39
I’M smooching 😚😚😚

FUCK yall _10:39
fucking unbelievable

gaye _10:39
😚😚😚😚😚😚

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ fuck around n find out
#b-in-bmental-illness-stands-for-bees
Monday.

just fucking end me _00:00
every autism criteria list b like “do u lose ur shit when ur routine gets interrupted or do u prefer spontaneity :^)” wheres the all of the above motherfucker i have adhd n one braincell that bounces arounf my skull like a fucking dvd screensaver
kaminari fucking denki i see ur dumb fucking typing bubble on ur dumb fucking pfp Put It Down

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _00:01
SO AVERSE TO CRITICISM AND FOR WHAT

just fucking end me _00:01
one of these days i am going to snap amd when i do u are gojng 2 regret keeping ur shaving cream in an unlocked cabinet bc i am going 2 make u eat it

gaye _00:02
kinky

main character disease (terminal) _00:04
I hate all of you so much and I hope you know I’m disappointed in you

gaye _00:04
that’s not even aimed at me but i feel like im going to cry

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _00:04
HOW is that not aimed at you

just fucking end me _00:04
how can u be disappointed in me im literally hot
ha
AND literally hot

Iida Tenya _00:05
Go to bed or I will make you.

gaye _00:05
Sir Yes Sir ‼️😀

just fucking end me _00:06
kirishima eijiro u have no spine

gaye _00:06
u have no sleep schedule 💞💞💞

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _00:06
i do have a spine and tenya i hope u know id let u break it

Iida Tenya _00:07
BED. NOW.

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _00:07
😌 anything for u my liege
CRYINGGG he went offline :’(

just fucking end me _00:10
sigh
emotional numbness my beloved why have u abandoned me

-

bitch (affectionate) _07:04
d. dvd screensaver……………………

just fucking end me _07:06
every time it hits a corner i experience a thought

FUCK yall _07:07
your skull is a sphere you candy cane bastard

just fucking end me _07:08
hurtful :/

FUCK yall _07:08
just sayin

just fucking end me _07:09
say less💞

bestie (derogatory) _07:16
denki u whore stop trying 2 steal my man

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _07:20
I BREATHED

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| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#welcome-to-hell
Tuesday.

bitch (affectionate) _12:52
take it back now yall

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:52
ONE HOP TGIS TIME

bitch (affectionate) _12:52
sliiiiide to the left
sliiiiide to the right

bestie (derogatory) _12:53
CRISS CROSS

my eyes are up here _12:53
CRISS CROSS

just fucking end me _12:53
pain.

gaye _12:53
LEFT FOOT 2 STOMPS

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:54
girls and gays

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _12:54
RIGHT FIOT 2 STOMPS

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:54
GIRLS AND GAYS
and shoto

just fucking end me _12:54
why was i born

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:55
i have come across some DISCOVERIES
and i have questions
WHAT IS THE ROWDY CROWD AND WHY AM I NOT IN IT?????a!!!!!!

gaye _12:55
oh!!!! omg yeah i saw that on the musutafu daily insta !!! literally felt famous 😖

FUCK yall _12:56
because you are?????

babey babey _12:56
heard my name (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
it’s an exclusive club unfortunately

m in simp stands for me <3 _12:56
how hard are u to bribe

babey babey _12:56
(´-﹏-`；)

gaye _12:57
it’s what they’re calling our team up from last week!!!!

froge _12:57
wait who :o
i didn’t catch that :<

gaye _12:57
me, shoto, kats n ocha
there was a villain with an earthquake quirk trying to take over downtown for some reason, n someone w a light based quirk like 2 blocks over
we all got called in bc of a com error so we ended up fighting together

main character disease (terminal) _12:58
:0
wait why you though? I assume they meant to call you just not all of you? for the earthquake quirk it makes sense because of ocha’s zero gravity and kacchan’s explosions let him keep his balance on unstable surfaces but depending on the subtype of the light quirk villain then sho’s ice wouldn’t have been a good match though again eiji’s suited for earthquakes but even then nevermind because sho doesn’t rely on his sight when he can help it and he’s used to fighting completely blind so I guess in that way it does make sense even th

Furry (reluctant) _12:58
I’m always impressed that he can write that fast

my eyes are up here _12:59
mhm

stop calling it bean juice _12:59
alright who sniped midoriya mid infodump
nvm the gays are kissing in the common room

God _13:00
Shoto thinks his analysis is cute

bitch (affectionate) _13:00
wait omfg are they actually kissing 😭😭😭😭

stop calling it bean juice _13:01
theyre just rambling to each other now im getting ur hopes up

gaye _13:01
PAIN

bestie (derogatory) _13:01
GOD DAMNIT

FUCK yall _13:01
THIS HOSUE IS A FUCKIGN NIGHTMARE

babey babey _13:01
im in literal tears (╥﹏╥)

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _13:01
i fr thot………🤧💔

froge _13:02
this is tragic but u all gotta move (+_+)

gaye _13:02
yes tsu sorry tsu :(((

| are we ever gonna do smthn abt sho n midoriya bc this is getting old :/ i got fucking hw to do n there are gays in my common room
⌵ why are we all here? just to suffer?
#everyday-they-confess-on-accident
Tuesday.

bitch (affectionate) _13:04
im so tired y’all
so tired

babey babey _13:04
i know girl i know (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

stop calling it bean juice _13:04
the fact that both of them are always joking abt being datinf but they never actually are and u can tell they aren’t bc every time one of them says smth like that the other is absolutely dying inside and i am SO SICK OF THEM

bestie (derogatory) _13:05
can’t handle this anymore

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _13:05
YES i am gay . YES i am homophobic. we exist 🏳️🌈🌈🚫👎
for all of yall in the cafeteria im in the common room w toshi and they’re jsut infodumping abt hero costumes 2 each other like
full on we finish each other’s sentences shit
i hate it here
i wish that were me
WAIT
WAIT OH MYFUCKIG GOD WAIT
!!!!!11!!1!!!

bestie (derogatory) _13:05
?

gaye _13:07
bro?

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _13:07
SPOTTED A SHOTO STIM FUCJ SKDKFJKSLSJF FUCK YEAH TYATS RIHHT

froge _13:07
:oooo!!!!!

gaye _13:07
YO :D!!

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _13:07
i feel like a proud fucking parent i love them
ok BYE theyre talking abt support items for output types

stop calling it bean juice _13:08
look at them go
hm. hm. support items for output types that sounds…..
maybe i should……..

bestie (derogatory) _13:08
how come we lose all of u 2 the same new hyperfixation every month

bitch (affectionate) _13:08
it’s like period syncing

babey babey _13:08
like period syncing
brainwave

bitch (affectionate) _13:08
brainwave 💞💕❣️💖💓💗

stop calling it bean juice _13:08
we’re still alive dipshit :/

gaye _13:09
brings tears to my eyes :’(

froge _13:09
there, there T^T

stop calling it bean juice _13:09
STILL HERE

babey babey _13:10
sometimes it feels like u can still hear their voices (｡ﾉω＼｡)

stop calling it bean juice _13:10
fuck this im off to do some RESEARCH

froge _13:10
they were so young ….

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ sigh
#shoto’s-conspiracy-corner
Thursday.

just fucking end me _03:11
what if i had. an actual theory
like. a serious one
hypothetically

babey babey _03:15
i mean im down to hear it
is it exciting?

just fucking end me _03:16
it’s
im trying to figure out if it’s disturbing or not
it doesnt really. bother me bc it’s just a Thing but i cant
i cant figure out if this is concerning or just run of the mill bad stuff

babey babey _03:16
uhhhh
well now im a little bit scared
your threshold for disturbing stuff is higher than most people’s

just fucking end me _03:17
right i know that
but i cant tell if this is bc of that or
like i cant tell if it’s genuinely not that bad or if it’s very bad and im just desensitized

babey babey _03:18
well
maybe you should tell dad?
idk :(( how do i help?

just fucking end me _03:18
hm
maybe
yeah probably should talk to him anyway

babey babey _03:19
hes seen lots of fucked up stuff so i doubt you can phase him
and he wouldn’t ever be mad at any of us for asking for help

just fucking end me _03:20
mmmm thats true
yeah im gonna do that
thanks ochako

babey babey _03:20
no problem!! <333 glad i could help

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ fuck around n find out
#get-in-loser-we’re-going-shopping
Sunday.

bestie (derogatory) _08:30
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anyway who wants a repeat of last week 😌💕

gaye _08:30
don’t let izuku hear u saying that😔😔
he’ll skin u

main character disease (terminal) _08:31
stop badmouthing me >://

froge _08:32
hes like an orca
quite deadly
but i’d like a plushie of him

just fucking end me _08:41
OH? 👀

main character disease (terminal) _08:41
why do all of you want to see me dead :((

just fucking end me _08:41
vengeance
hanta im matching my shirt 2 ur eyeshadow

bestie (derogatory) _08:42
word? 👀

God _08:45
Oooohh
Can I put a scarf on you?

just fucking end me _08:45
sure

God _08:45
I’m coming up!!

bitch (affectionate) _08:57
BITCH ‼️
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME LIPGLOSS 😤😤😤😤

m in simp stands for me <3 _08:58
ON. IT.
shoto shoto shoto shoto PLEASE let me put glitter mascara on u im literally sobbing

just fucking end me _09:02
jesus christ
so nosy n for what
if ur coming up hurry we gotta leave

bitch (affectionate) _09:02
LADIES AND KATSUKI

FUCK yall _09:02
shut the FUCK up

bitch (affectionate) _09:02
LADIES GAYS AND KATSUKI WE’VE 👏 BEEN 👏 BLESSED 👏

FUCK yall _09:03
be blessed in fucking silence

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _09:15
izuku bb ily but on GOD im gonna steal ur man

main character disease (terminal) _09:15
pain (个_个)

gaye _09:16
thats what i said!!!!

bestie (derogatory) _09:16
i can’t tell who ur talking abt but god same

babey babey _09:17
oh my god someone put glitter mascara on fumikage

something something mcr _09:17
absolutely the fuck not.

babey babey _09:17
(ノT＿T)ノ ＾┻━┻

bestie (derogatory) _09:34
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we’re ready to go!! B)

main character disease (terminal) _09:34
I
oh

bitch (affectionate) _09:34
hanta PLEASE for the love of GOD
have some mercy on deku’s poor gay soul 😭😭😭😭

m in simp stands for me <3 _09:34
ladies and gentlemen B) gottem

my eyes are up here _09:34
that’s what we in the biz call a one hit KO 😭👏🤧

God _09:35
Must you all be like this every time we go out?

froge _09:35
bet my miruko mug that he fell down the stairs

babey babey _09:35
oh no he’s dead :((!! anyway

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _09:35
Welcome To WatchMojo And Here Are The Top 10 Gayest Moments On Earth

gaye _09:36
YALL SUCK 😭😭😭😭

m in simp stands for me <3 _09:36
not the right things obvioflgkgdmbttntkjhuprojkktfmfkfhkggr2o2p3jjkskrlrv3w,3.4kk3;r’233le;

gaye _09:36
WHY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Furry (reluctant) _09:37
Explain why i just watched yaomomo commit a murder

froge _09:38
to be quite honest i don’t think you want to know

something something mcr _09:38
what a mad banquet of darkness.

FUCK yall _09:38
sit DOWN

just fucking end me _09:38
hey does anybody know how to double tie shoelaces

arm go brr _09:38
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great job everyone

On some level, they all knew something was about to go down when Shoto sent that message through his conspiracy theory channel. The channel had been a reference, originally, about Shoto’s forwardness and lack of filter, though it quickly became an inside joke for all of 3-A. It’s not often that you find serious conversation there— usually it gets moved to other channels, or to in-person talks.

But this.

This is a first.

Shoto is almost never serious about his theories. They all go along the lines of ‘even though this isn’t plausible/physically possible, it’d be a funny thing if it was real’, and they’re born out of Shoto’s love for making people laugh. The fact that he agreed to go to Aizawa-sensei so quickly is a red flag as well. By the next day, most people’s heads are ringing with alarm bells.

They eat breakfast in tense silence or strained, shallow conversation, occasionally glancing at Shoto— who seems to be the only one unaffected by the rest of the class’ weird atmosphere. Then again, he’s usually unaffected by most things.

Intuition is rewarded when, on Monday after they take their assigned seats, Aizawa-sensei walks into the classroom looking even more somber than usual (if that’s even possible), and clears his throat like a man sentenced to death.

“Morning,” Sensei sighs into his coffee cup, and they mumble half-hearted greetings.

After he’s done staring at a wall for a few seconds and likely reevaluating his career choices, Aizawa-sensei turns to the board and picks up a piece of chalk.

“Homeroom will take over first period today.” And on the chalkboard, he carefully spells out: WHAT DIFFERENTIATES A HERO FROM A VILLAIN? The classroom is silent. “Your assignment is as follows: choose a Pro Hero who has been licensed in the last fifty years. Research their early years, their background, their work as a sidekick— if they ever did any— etcetera, etcetera. Then you’re going to write a paper on how this hero could’ve become a villain, and how that would’ve changed the societal landscape of today. Understood?”

They all nod. Sensei nods back at them, a sharp glint in his eyes. “Alright, good. Before you start, I want you to answer the question on the board. Just one word. What makes a hero different from a villain?” When several mouths open to protest, he raises a hand. “I know, it won’t be your full opinion. Some will sound bad without elaborating. But tell me the first thing that came to mind.”

He looks at them, expectantly.

The Hero Course of Yuuei, Class 3-A, looks back. The silence is now a thick layer of static draped over all of them. Indecision tastes like copper and fills the air.

Tentatively, Izuku raises a hand. “Quirk,” he says, voice not tentative at all.

They all would like to think they know what he means.

“Family,” comes Momo’s voice from the back of the room.

Eijiro fidgets in his seat. “Self-awareness.”

Like floodgates opening, the rest all follow.

Authority from Mina, intention from Tsu, appearance from Mezou, money from Ochako. Freedom from Kyoka, law from Tooru, lawmakers from Hanta. Quirk from Katsuki’s gritted teeth, Quirk from Hitoshi’s chewed-on nails, Quirk from Fumikage’s shifting form. Environment from Denki, support from Rikido, choice from Mashirao. Control from Tenya, help from Koji, birthplace from Yuuga. Circumstance from Shoto.

Part of being a hero is protecting those who want to harm you. The only way to protect is to also understand.

Sensei goes back to his desk and leaves them to get started on the paper.

Chapter Text

Bakugo Katsuki, despite what some may believe, is not an idiot.

What he is is loud. What he is is a fucking brat, unpleasant and harsh— the kind of asshole people don’t wanna be around for too long, lest they burst their ear drums or catch the rudeness like a virus. What Katsuki is, despite his best attempts, is the spitting image of his mother.

He does his hair up in spikes to offset the stupid soft mess of blonde falling down her shoulders, keeps it short because she’s always telling him how lovely it would be if he grew it out, how much he’d look like her. Mom’s never stepped foot in a kitchen; Katsuki learns to cook by dint of youtube tutorials and recipes scribbled in old, worn notebooks— the kinda shit a collectionist would go nuts for, his grandmother’s grandmother’s recipes. Mom says go into fashion, Katsuki spits fuck you, I’m gonna be a hero. Mom says watch your fucking tone with me brat, smacks him in the back of the head, grits out this is why all your friends never wanna come by the house, do you treat all of them like that? Do you want them to get sick of you?

Katsuki says, no, I’m sorry, clenching his jaw hard enough that it’s already aching by bedtime, by the time he goes to brush his teeth. It’s eight thirty because Mom’s always stayed up late hunched over her drawing pad, and look what that did to her. He dreams that she slaps him and he bites her hand, so she makes all his teeth fall out. He wakes up biting his tongue instead.

As much as he likes to say it, ’cause it pisses her off to no end, Bakugo Mitsuki is not an idiot. And as much as he doesn’t like to think about it, Katsuki is his mother’s son.

He thinks, scowling at nothing and willing his sweaty hands to keep the explosions to a minimum, that all of this would be so much easier if Icy-Hot weren’t such a— such a— god, Katsuki doesn’t even know how to begin explaining it. Under all the blankness, all the loose, empty body language and fucking repression, Todoroki Shoto is bubbling with enough anger to rival Katsuki. He’s up there with Glasses and Round Face in terms of ruthlessness, and, now that they’re in their third year, his raw strength challenges that of most Top Ten Pros.

Like Deku, though, and like Ei, there’s a restraint there born of deliberation, not necessity. Something behind Shoto’s eyes when he smiles at an injured kid or helps a grandmother cross the street, or some equally textbook-definition hero bullshit. Something Katsuki wants to call spite, like he’s good because he knows firsthand not everyone is— and yeah, that’s just it, good. Shoto is good, quietly, fundamentally, on purpose. It’s something Katsuki still grapples with sometimes, that idea of kindness that does not equal weakness, but the other part he gets, ’cause he’s one spiteful motherfucker but so is Icy-Hot.

Bakugo Katsuki is not stupid, and Class 3-A, even with all their faults and misjudgements, wouldn’t have gotten as far as they have if they were. The same way they pick up on everything else, 3-A has gotten good at reading Shoto’s non-expressions— the slight tilt of his eyebrow, the tongue passing over his chapped lips, here a slow blink, there a tightening of his shoulders— it’s not 100% reliable, but it’s fairly trustworthy.

Sometimes, though. Sometimes…

The only reason Katsuki came to this stupid fucking gala was because Ei has been begging him to accompany him ever since he found out Pro Hero Golden Hour was also going to be there. They got special permission to leave the dorms and everything, and a paranoid Aizawa-sensei is keeping a close eye on them. As for Katsuki, his suit jacket is doing absolutely nothing to fend off the early February chill, and he wishes he were cooking back at the dorms. He also should’ve read through the guest list more than once.

Endeavor doesn’t bother with the fire beard at places like this, which is probably why Katsuki didn’t see him coming, but up-close the man is tall, shoulders broad and set, standing like he knows he has absolutely nothing to lose. Katsuki wants to explode his dumb fucking face.

“Bakugo-kun!” Endeavor booms, looking down at him.

Ei fucked off a few minutes ago when he saw Golden Hour refilling their punch glass. Katsuki doesn’t bow. “Endeavor.”

God, that’d a fucking awful suit. Not in terms of construction or anything, just fucking boring enough to kill an elephant. Black, expensive, plain. Paired with a white dress shirt and a navy blue tie. He looks like a real estate agent, who the fuck dressed this guy?

“I must say,” Endeavor continues, not taking the hint from Katsuki’s darkening scowl, “this is a quite pleasant surprise. Yui! Greet your classmate, girl, show some respect.”

Slowly, the way idiots in horror movies turn around to see the guy holding the chainsaw, and carrying the same dread in his gut, Katsuki drags his eyes away from Endeavor, and— yeah, that’s… fuck.

“Hello, Bakugo-san,” Shoto says dutifully, head tipped. He sounds so fucking empty. He sounds like you could do anything to him and it wouldn’t register, wouldn’t stick, which Katsuki realizes with a pang is probably the goal.

He nods once, just to acknowledge it, and then looks at Endeavor again. Shoto will most definitely not remember any of this by morning, but Katsuki wants to at least give him the decency of looking away from the dress, the heels, the makeup. They don’t bother doing anything to his scar anymore. Katsuki hates that he knows this.

“Good to see you’re both well,” he aims at Endeavor’s shoulder. “If you’ll excuse me.”

And then he flees.

The Hall of Heroes is a maze of ivory reinforced in steel, built almost five centuries ago. The corridors split and section in odd places, and dead ends are more common than actual paths. It’s a logistical nightmare, and Katsuki knows way, way too much about it. That’s what he gets for indulging Ponytail in any way: it always turns into a history lesson. And the idiot quartet wonders why he always passes Midnight-sensei’s tests without studying. God.

They call it the Hall of Heroes because it’s ever growing, a mosaic of names and faces built into the walls, seen from above and in the floor plans. In the very center, All Might’s wide grin crinkles his eyes and soul like tissue paper, and all the rest branch out from that. Katsuki runs into dead end after dead end and thinks Miruko, thinks Hawks, thinks Cecily, Meteor Shower, Eraserhead. One day, Katsuki too will be carved into the very walls of this fucking building, and it’ll be him, his eyes, his costume, his name, and he thinks— he thinks…

He wonders if Shoto will get that.

He— no.

No.

He’s going to make sure Shoto gets that. Bakugo Katsuki does not think in fucking ifs, and he does not accept anything other than the best. If he has to drag the HPSC kicking and screaming, so be it. If he has to kill Endeavor himself, so be fucking it.

The garden he stumbles into is cold, and he shivers, wrapping his suit jacket tighter around himself. Carolina Jessamine climbs up a trellis directly next to the entrance, its butter-yellow flowers staring at him silently, and white-purple Wisteria floribunda mingles with it in the higher parts. Katsuki cranes his neck to look around, and it’s not— a garden, exactly. He recognizes most of the flowers from his time interning with Pro Hero Blossom, but what he had in his house was a garden, and this is… a greenhouse. High glass ceilings give way to the moonlight, and the waning crescent laughs at him. All around him, it’s an organized mess of trees and bushes— hell, he spots a fucking cypress about ten feet away, infuriating and arrogant in the way that it towers above him.

It’s pure luck, the fact that he can find a bench in the midst of it all, and when he does he falls onto it with a huff. Next to him, there’s a shrub of azaleas struggling to bloom. Probably the cold weather is holding them back, though that could be easily fixed. In a world of Quirks such as theirs, nothing is really off-limits. So long as you know who to ask.

(Behind him, there’s shuffling. Katsuki sighs.)

The azaleas haven’t bloomed yet, but he can see their color— a beautiful coral bordering on pink— he’d love to have something that color in his dorm room. Maybe he should get another throw pillow. Or a lava lamp. His dorm is light years away from what it was during their first year (though the All Might posters are still on the walls), but it’s still mostly black and red. Ei’s always saying it needs more color, and every time Katsuki insists that black and red are, indeed, on the color wheel, he laughs with all sharp teeth and rolls his eyes. It’s cute. He’s cute. Katsuki hates him.

“Hey, Icy-Hot,” he mumbles. He keeps his eyes on the azalea buds. Not looking is a courtesy Shoto would appreciate, and it loosens something in Katsuki’s chest when he realizes that if the roles were reversed, Shoto would do the same for him. Us queers gotta stick together, he’d said.

Yeah, Katsuki thinks. Yeah we fuckin’ do.

After what seems like an eternity (but is probably only a minute or two), there’s the clatter of what he assumes is those awful heels finding their way to the floor, and then Shoto’s right side is cold and shivering on Katsuki’s left, his weight settling on the bench. Katsuki doesn’t talk. It kills him, but he doesn’t say a word— because Icy-Hot is laying his head down on Katsuki’s shoulder, and too much stimuli runs the risk of grounding him, bringing him back down. Shoto doesn’t want to remember this stupid fucking gala, deliberately, desperately, and who the fuck is Katsuki to take that away from him?

Who the fuck is anybody. To take that away from him.

He has to reign in the explosions threatening to make use of the sweat on his palms, suddenly angry— suddenly furious, fucking furious, but he’s no good to Shoto’s dissociated mind angry, and he’s no good to Shoto at all if he’s bringing him back down.

So Katsuki counts to ten. He does it again. One more time. He thinks about Tenya in the ballroom, shadowing his brother like a lost fucking puppy, Ei’s shark-toothed smile, his stupid red bowtie a perfect match to the colour of his hair— even Momo is here, excitedly talking about the Hall’s history to anyone who’ll listen, and Ochako’s dress is silver-pink and makes her look like she’s floating, walking on air.

His therapist would be real fucking proud.

It doesn’t feel worth it, not when Shoto is still here, still living with his old man, still coming back from long weekends favoring one side and tightening his fists whenever Deku’s hugs poke at a fresh injury. God, the way it fucking kills Katsuki that he can’t do anything, and then he feels selfish for hurting so bad— because it’s not even him who’s getting hurt. Well. Not by the Number One Hero, at least. The whole situation with his mom is… Katsuki doesn’t like to think about it. She loves him, he knows. She accepts everything about him except for his failure. Icy-Hot doesn’t have that.

To tell the truth, Katsuki’s a little bit scared that he never will. Not from his father. Or a father. Deku and his gang of idiots would never treat him like that, and neither would Katsuki or his gang of idiots, but Christ, Katsuki knows better than most people that a parent’s love is something else. Something different.

Katsuki loves his mother, and on her good days, he still has her. On her bad days, Auntie Inko refuses to look at him with anything other than love, even after all he’s done, even though most of the time he doesn’t feel like he deserves it. And Shoto… has nobody. No one other than Aizawa-sensei, who cares about all of them like they’re his own, but who Shoto never lets get close enough to actually do anything. Katsuki gets it. God, does he fucking get it. It’s scary as shit, to admit any of it or say it out loud, but carrying it all inside kills you eventually. You can’t fucking do that.

When he first went up to Aizawa-sensei with his fists clenched and shaking, jaw aching from grinding his teeth together, it was fucking terrifying. The idea that he’d get laughed out of the man’s office, or called weak, or told that he was making a big deal out of nothing, that this was normal— it was almost paralyzing. But then… then Katsuki knocked on the door, and the first words out of Sensei’s mouth after come in were ‘May I help you?’. No hesitation. No doubt in his voice, or mockery, or passive aggressiveness. A genuine offer. If he hadn’t, maybe Katsuki wouldn’t’ve worked up the courage to let everything come spilling out of his throat like bile, maybe he would’ve had to write a note or say it in an email, or he wouldn’t’ve said anything at all. But Aizawa-sensei wants to help them. He wants them to trust him— and they do. Shoto does. Just… not enough to let him help.

That has to change, Katsuki decides. It has to change, or somebody is going to die, and he means it. So Katsuki’ll make sure that it does ’cause he never half-asses shit, and he’s been trying for two years already but he ain’t a fucking quitter. They’ll get Icy-Hot out of his old man’s house. They’ll get him a therapist, or whatever. Something.

For now, the cold is sharp enough to taste as Shoto moves on autopilot, gathering his stuff before going back into the ballroom. If Katsuki had to put a name to it…

Well. Maybe it’s a little cliché, sue him. But the winds are changing along with the seasons. Katsuki can see his breath in front of him, and the cold tastes like the promise of something new. So what. It’s a hero’s job to find hope where there’s none.

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ momo supremacy
#update-corner
Monday.

just fucking end me _20:10
cried 2day

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:10
e. elaborate?

just fucking end me _20:10
no

main character disease (terminal) _20:10
eri laughed at a pun he made :p

just fucking end me _20:11
this is homophobic :/

bitch (affectionate) _20:11
pride month is over 💞💓💗

just fucking end me _20:11
://////

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:12
yall

just fucking end me _20:12
go away tf
im fucking suffering over here

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:12
YALL
PLS say one of u has any idea where 2 start w dad’s paper bc im so gd lost 🤧

bitch (affectionate) _20:12
girl i haven’t even started 😐

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:12
😓

gaye _20:13
same
like im GONNA do it obviously but ngl it feels kinda
idk
wrong?
somehow

main character disease (terminal) _20:13
oh yeah I get that

stop calling it bean juice _20:13
are you gonna write abt all might?

main character disease (terminal) _20:13
yep
logically I know there are many ways he could’ve become a villain and that would’ve changed lots of things but it feels so wrong to even think about

just fucking end me _20:14
well unlike u losers

FUCK yall _20:14
fuckin rude asf can’t stand you

just fucking end me _20:14
i have never respected any adult ever and this is going 2 b easy
yall fuckin WISH u had childhood trauma 2 do ur hw 4 u

m in simp stands for me <3 _20:14
sir this is a wendys

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:15
SHOTO my angel my king

just fucking end me _20:15
sure i’ll help u w the paper

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _20:15
ohmyfuckinggodthankusm

babey babey _20:16
omg heyyyyyyy (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡
(◔‿◔) mind if i join??

just fucking end me _20:16
what do i get from it

babey babey _20:16
(눈‸눈)

just fucking end me _20:16
ugh fine
u can join or w/e
im 2 pretty 2 argue

babey babey _20:17
love u too bestieeee ＼(^o^)／

just fucking end me _20:17
fuck i AM becoming katsuki

FUCK yall _20:17
SHUT THE FUCK UP

froge _20:17
actually yeah when you think about it

Katsuki chews on his bottom lip and erases his last sentence.

Pro Hero Golden Hour is in the Top Thirty thanks to their popularity with the public and their outstanding teamwork. In his second year, Katsuki spent countless Sundays reading and watching their interviews, jotting down any advice they had and trying his hardest to commit it to memory. When it comes to teamwork, which is something he admittedly isn’t always the best at, Golden Hour has been his role model, and it’s, in part, thanks to them that he’s come as far as he has. To imagine them as a villain… Katsuki truly, honestly wanted to make fun of the idiots in the groupchat for being so uncomfortable with a made-up scenario, but yeah, he gets it now.

It’s why he’s going through with it and using Golden Hour for his paper anyway— because this discomfort is definitely what Aizawa-sensei was trying to achieve. As heroes, they have to be acutely aware of the ways their society makes villains, and they’re sworn in to protect everyone they can, not just the innocent. It’s a tricky line to walk. But once you see enough people trying to blow a system to bits, you have to accept that taking them down might be attacking the symptoms, not the source.

So yes, Katsuki has a lot of feelings about this assignment, most of them angry, and writing this paper is somewhat therapeutic, if only he could expect some fucking peace and quiet out of the 3-A common room—

“Um,” comes Dunce Face’s voice from a few feet away. “I feel like this is… a little too blasphemous for my tastes.”

Floaty snorts. “It’s Present Mic, not God.”

“Still!”

“... Still?” Icy-Hot sounds confused out of his fucking mind.

Okay, time to end the Idiot Triad’s suffering. Katsuki slams his hands on the coffee table and turns to them, all lounging on the couch in various states of propriety. Denki sits cross-legged with his back to the arm, Ochako is laying flat with her head on his knee, and Shoto is… upside down, just like everything else about him, legs thrown over the back of the couch. They all look his way at the noise, smiling sheepishly or annoyingly blank-faced.

“What the fuck is going on here?” Katsuki grits out.

Ochako heaves a melodramatic sigh. “Shoto said he’d help us with Dad’s assignment, but I forgot he just sees the worst in everybody.”

“I resent that.”

Katsuki rolls his eyes. “’Course you fucking do. …Ugh, gimme.” Denki gladly hands over his notebook, in which he apparently let a chicken attempt to speak Japanese. “Who the fuck taught you how to write?”

Denki beams at him.

Says… something something Present Mic sound frequencies blah blah blah the perceived inherent heroicness of certain Quirks something something vigilante justice evolving into… mmmm something something Crooked Six. Katsuki pauses. “You think Mic-sensei would’ve joined the Crooked Six?”

“He has an output type sound-based Quirk, he’s hella smart, he’s a great team player, and he can break a sealed painting out of its frame in, like, forty seconds,” Denki lists on his fingers. “Also, he just fits their vibe.”

Ochako perks up, frowning. “Wait, how do you know that?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“Huh,” Icy-Hot mumbles, cross-eyed, while Katsuki keeps trying to decode Denki’s awful handwriting. “Y’know what, that actually sounds plausible. I still think he’d have the stomach for getting rid of corpses.”

“And I still think you’re an asshole,” Katsuki says, just for fun.

There’s something in here about… some guy called Shirakumo something? But it’s crossed out, and Katsuki doesn’t care enough to ask. Let’s see… blah blah rough awakenings— that’s true, being introduced to hero work with the 21c case couldn’t’ve been fun— blah blah corruption in the HPSC and the 21c lawsuit or whatever the fuck. Well, as far as first drafts go, this isn’t awful.

“I think all watermelons should be seedless,” Floaty sighs.

“I think I should move to Switzerland and become a painter.”

If it is indeed true that all men are created equal, then Present Mic’s potential for crime (however dormant it may be for now) is no lesser to that of, say, Mr Compress, or Stain. The fuck? The hell kinda books has Denki been listening to lately?

“What would you even paint?”

“He’d paint Deku, duh.”

“That’s alliteration.”

“So you admit that you would.”

“Oh my fucking god,” Katsuki groans, shoving the notebook back into Denki’s hands. “You have some good points in there, but I swear to fucking All Might if you try to insinuate one more time that Present Mic is your illegitimate father and would’ve raised you into a life of crime—”

“That was my input, actually, thanks for noticing.”

“—I WILL END YOU.”

Ochako and Denki laugh, ’cause they know he’s mostly joking, and Shoto does that self-satisfied quirk of his lips that isn’t really a smile at all. They’re fucking lucky he likes them, Katsuki thinks as he goes back to his own paper.

And really, he’s fucking lucky they like him, too.

Chapter Text

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ actual serious shit
#hw-tracking
Wednesday.

just fucking end me _18:03
@everyone
laundry list. just 4 fun
feb5-12hwchecklist.pdf

Iida Tenya _18:03
Thank you very much!

bitch (affectionate) _18:03
the way i owe u my life-

bestie (derogatory) _18:03
when his love language is acts of service 😩😩

main character disease (terminal) _18:03
thank you omg 💚💚💚💚💚

just fucking end me _18:05
ur
welcome

babey babey _18:05
why would u kill shoto like that 🤧

my eyes are up here _18:06
rip todoroki shoto he lived a life

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _18:06
was it a good life?

my eyes are up here _18:06
he lived a life

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _18:06
was it long at least??

my eyes are up here _18:06
it was a life

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ fuck around n find out
#b-in-bmental-illness-stands-for-bees
Thursday.

just fucking end me _06:16
“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i have clinical depression

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:16
ur telling me a clinic fried this depression??

FUCK yall _06:16
this is my 13th reason

stop calling it bean juice _06:20
sometimes u say things and i think

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:20
go on

stop calling it bean juice _06:20
why would u

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:21
ouch 🤧🤧

just fucking end me _06:22
well actually i do think i could make hitoshi worse

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:35
sorry bb ur late :// i make him worse every time i see him like im dealing psychic damage

gaye _06:35
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

stop calling it bean juice _06:35
pain.

main character disease (terminal) _06:37
every time I come into this server I age ten years

babey babey _06:37
and every time we kiss i sw

bitch (affectionate) _06:37
cold blooded 😞

gaye _06:37
izuku has taken over yaomomo’s official position of class 3a sniper

babey babey _06:38
don’t call the cops there’s weed in my basement

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:38
icon behavior 💅💞🔥‼️

froge _06:38
entrepreneur B]

| aizawa’s fav class💟💫💞
⌵ send help💙
#mmmm-brain-snooth-like-a
Friday.

bitch (affectionate) _07:10
yo can someone give me a hand?

m in simp stands for me <3 _07:14
gladly
what’s up

bitch (affectionate) _07:14
there’s a lighter in my room that i need gone but i can’t touch it

m in simp stands for me <3 _07:14
want me to bring it back down to the kitchen for u?

bitch (affectionate) _07:15
yes pls<333

m in simp stands for me <3 _07:15
i got u

| SHOTOSQUAD fuck u there is no shotosquad YES THERE IS :((( count your fucking days icy-hot Yeah smh stop making eiji sad blasty’s in love with him :/ SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON EYES YOU WANNA DIE????
⌵ you are the dancing queen
#young-and-sweet-only-seventeen
Friday.

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:33
g. gang

THE WAY THAT U KISS GOODNIGHT 😚 _17:33
yes

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:33
exciting news

(a-ha) _17:33
doubt it

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:33
fuck off
where was i

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _17:34
u were saying u could fix him

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:34
right im mentally ill

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _17:34
it’s evident

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:34
fuck u also
ok drop ur clown hats people
i need assistance

HONEY HONEY DON’T CONCEAL IT _17:35
shoot

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _17:35
clown hats dropped

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _17:35
wait how many

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _17:35
eldritch amounts

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _17:35
sexy
ok serious mode whats popping

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:36
how do i
uh
im thinking maybe i should talk 2 my psychiatrist again and try 4 an autism diagnosis
but parental consent is fucking w me
thots?

HONEY HONEY DON’T CONCEAL IT _17:36
suffocate him in his sleep

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:36
tempting

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _17:36
poison his coffee

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:37
he doesnt drink any

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _17:37
forge his signature

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:37
im not fluent in the asshole font

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _17:37
dad

THE WAY THAT U KISS GOODNIGHT 😚 _17:38
all might???

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _17:38
the other one

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _17:38
aizawa
yes i agree

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:39
im not actively suicidal yet

(a-ha) _17:39
i fucking hate all of you
wait until he leaves the country so that fuyumi is legally your stand-in guardian

mmm honey honey nearly kills me _17:39
might cheat on izuku w kacchan

(a-ha) _17:39
i’ll fucking kill you myself

THE WAY THAT U KISS GOODNIGHT 😚 _17:39
it’s ok u can smooch him 😚😚😚

(a-ha) _17:40
i’m breaking up with you

I KNWO WHT THEY MEAN HES A LOVE MACHINE _17:40
kick katsuki off the polycule before he can break up with u

honey honey how he thrills me 😖 _17:40
power move

(a-ha) _17:40
therE IS NO POLYCULE

✨ive heard abt him b4✨ _17:40
not yet

THE WAY THAT U KISS GOODNIGHT 😚 _17:41
😯😉

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Saturday.

bitch (affectionate) _06:20
hot girl tip of the day: stop crying on main and start crying on company time

main character disease (terminal) _06:20
literally just dm me
I have never felt so disrespected, I am disgusted, I am appalled
stop trying to make me cry in front of Manic Dream my track record with her is flawless >:// also she’s a sympathetic crier >://///

bitch (affectionate) _06:20
it’s my dying wish to see two of the strongest heroes ive ever known reduced to tears over a cat video
i just know u can do it

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:21
damn mina getting guillotined in the middle of pride month?? 🙄🙄 fake allies

my eyes are up here _06:21
they put the flags up for a month and think that excuses their blatant homophobia 🙄🙄🙄🙄

stop calling it bean juice _06:23
it’s february

just fucking end me _06:21
yk what maybe katsuki was right

FUCK yall _06:22
i’m always fucking right

just fucking end me _06:22
..
nvm

gaye _06:22
😔
id tell u to run if i thought ud listen to me

just fucking end me _06:22
he can come fight me

froge _06:23
you gonna punch him?

just fucking end me _06:23
i’ll do smthn

stop calling it bean juice _06:23
u’ll do something?

just fucking end me _06:23
i’ll do smthn

bestie (derogatory) _06:23
what are u gonna do?

just fucking end me _06:24
im gonna kiss him on the mouth

bitch (affectionate) _06:24
😞😞 why would u kill izuku like tht

just fucking end me _06:24
well i think

Ass Dont Have Dopamine _06:24
yes?

just fucking end me _06:24
my options when it comes 2 teenage rebellion r quite limited

gaye _06:25
that’s fair

m in simp stands for me <3 _06:25
zero fight from the bf

gaye _06:25
im generous

stop calling it bean juice _06:25
thought we were kicking this guy off the polycule

gaye _06:26
it didn’t stick

FUCK yall _06:26
ask me why it smells like waffles

main character disease (terminal) _06:27
( ･ั﹏･ั)
w. why does it smell like waffles

FUCK yall _06:27
i made some :)

babey babey _06:27
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
is for us?

FUCK yall _06:27
:)))

bestie (derogatory) _06:28
😿
pain.