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[Sunday: 7:18 am]

Patton: “Good morning everyone!”

Logan: “It is indeed a good morning. Though I’m afraid Thomas is still not interested in awakening.”

Thomas: “Grrrrrrrrr”

Patton: “Awww...Need some coffee?”

Thomas: “Grrr...Thanks.”

Logan: “Coffee sounds lovely right about now.”

Virgil: “Why ar3 yu using the geoup chat 4 this? Let me aleep”

Logan: “Good morning Virgil.”

Virgil: [...]

Virgil:

Patton: “Welp: My son is sad.”

Logan: “It’s just sleepiness, Patton.”

Patton: “I would go into his room, but I don’t wanna get hissed at.

Virgil: “HIIISSSSSSSS”

Janus: “HISSSSSSS”

Logan: “Real mature…”

Patton: “No hissing this early in the morning!”

Virgil: “HISSSS”

Patton: “VIRGIL!”

Virgil: “HISSSSSSSSS”

Logan: “That’s code for”

Logan: [...]

Logan: “I do what I want.”

Patton: “Oh…”

Logan: “Do not worry, Patton. He will be fine.”

Patton: “Okay.”

[Sunday: 10:40 am]

Roman: “Riseth and shine, my beautiful pretties!”

Remus: “AAAAAAAAAH”

Roman: “...Not you.”

Logan: “Good morning Roman.”

Roman: “Good morning Logsn!”

Logan: “Still tired, I see?”

Roman: “If only texting had typo-correcting like Discord has…”

Logan: “I agree. That message setting is quite useful.”

Janus: “So happy to be up at not even noon…”

Logan: “Ah, good morning Janus. Sleep well?”

Janus: “.........No.”

Logan: “Wonderful!”

Janus: “Like you care…”

Logan: “I care about the wellbeing of all the sides...including you, Janus.”

Janus: “mhm.”

“On that thought: “Good morning Remus!”

Remus: “DONKEY DICK!”

Logan: “Sleep well?”

Remus: “Yes! I had lots of spicy dreams!”

Logan: “Ahh, appreciating the joy of cooking?”

Roman: “That’s not what he meant.”

Remus: “Actually, yeah! I meant spices!”

Remus: “And butchering!”

Logan: “I see…”

Remus: “I even tried bull penis!”

Patton: “EW!”

Roman: “DISGUSTANG!”

Thomas: “So THAT’S why I dreamed of that…”

Logan: “Technically, bull penis is quite popular in turkey and china.”

Remus: “YEAH!”

Thomas: “Yeah...Gross.”

Patton: “Can we please not fill the chat room with cow parts?”

Patton: “Including...that?”

Remus: “BULL PENIS!”

Patton: “Why do I even try?”

Logan: “Anyway, on the agenda for today:”

Patton: “😀”

Remus: “Oh yes! Lists! My favorite snack!”

Logan: “Thomas, we are going to have a work day today.”

Thomas: “Right. We need to start filming!”

Logan: “We?”

Thomas: “Yes, we.”

Patton: “I like filming!”

“Roman: ♫Me tooooooo!♫

Thomas: “Yes! We will be filming a new sanders sides episode.”

Virgil: “Wonderful...More video film of ugly me.”

Thomas: “Good morning, everyone’s favorite side!”

Virgil: “Heh...Morning.”

Roman: “Ow...My feelings!”

Remus: “Oh boo hoo.”

Roman:

Logan: “I hear laughing. Is everything okay?”

Patton: “Awww! Remus is ticklish!”

Logan: “Oh...I should’ve seen this coming.”

Virgil: “Get the hips.”

Remus: “gLJKFE FRjojklefjl jwwjlwefjkl”

Patton: “😆”

Logan: “Well, I see that Patton’s enjoying this.”

Patton: “I’m enjoying this!”

Patton: *Summons popcorn* “Anyone want popcorn?”

Logan: “This is text.”

Virgil: “Sure, why not.” *Takes a handful of popcorn*

Roman: “SAVE SOME POPCORN FOR MEEEE!”

Patton: “I will! Just keep tickling!”

Remus: “MNRUWLUWk rjl e-=mabufh wnrhgroji lWER,IPQQK”

Logan: I found the location of the tickle fight.”

Patton: “Where where where?”

Logan: “Roman’s room.”

Virgil: Makes sense. They share a room.”

Logan: “Roman’s going for the hips like you told him to.”

Virgil: “Heh...Nice.”

Logan: “Aaaaand Remus is now trying to get revenge.”

Patton: “Just keep on typing! I think I can hear some of Roman’s laughter now!”

Logan: “Indeed you can. Remus is starting to get revenge.”

Patton: [...]

Patton: “Wow...You are just letting him get tickled.”

Logan: “Yup...He wants it…”

Patton: “Wait, really? How do you know?”

Logan: “I can sense it.”

Remus: “Yes Roman likes ti”

Logan: “Oh! Oh my…”

Logan: “Rest in peace Remus…😢”

Patton: “Rest in peace.”

Remus: “VWKRJ fhrdjf %#*&@(9$& ^*&@{+ =”

Virgil: “Those texts are...wow.”

Patton: “Bahahahahaha! They’re hilarious!”

Janus: “I see someone found the symbol page on their phone…”

Virgil: “Looks like it.”

Patton: “I gotta admit: I am impressed by Remus’s loud laugh.”

Logan: “I do find it fascinating how strong Remus’s voice has proven to be.”

Patton: “I know! Like, his laugh would cause any normal person’s voice to get raspy!”

Logan: “And yet, Remus’s voice is used to being this loud. Perhaps with some practice, his voice is used to the loudness.”

Virgil: “You’re talking like the man is Jacksepticeye.”

Patton: “Green? Check. Brown hair? Check. Loud? Check. And swears like a sailor? Double check.”

Virgil: “Irish? Nope.”

Logan: “Well...63.8% British/irish…He is Thomas, so…”

Virgil: “Oh yeah…”

Logan: “So he could be a discount, chaotic version of Jacksepticeye.”

Patton: “Cool!”

Remus: “HELP M $*#*)%& @ ^:{{>L: %()@* @^%”

Patton: “😆”

Logan: “😊”

Virgil: “Heh...A casual day in the mind palace.

Patton: “Got that right.”