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2021-10-04
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No More Tears Left to Cry (a Bill Cypher x Onceler Fanfic)

Summary:

BILL CYPHER X ONCELER IS MY OTP HATERS DIE

Notes:

THIZ IS SERIOUS!! /srs /gen /pos
If you hate my OTP I hate YOU! /srs /neg

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Chapter 1

Chapter Text

ME and Bill Cypher were best friends. We went to Sexyman university. Im The onceler. I have short black hair that coverz one of my eyes. An MCR shirt and black skinny jeans with holes in them. I wear my kneehigh converse battle boots and have fishnets. My skin was as white as poreclien an i had black eyeline ron my eyz. Bill cypher wore an eyepatch that covered his eye, had a P!ATD shirt with a Jeff the Killer hoodi. He wore shorts with dark yellow fishnets. His beautiful chocolate skin shimmered in the sunlight. He had eyeshadow on his eyelidz to make him look tires. We were best friend. Today in furst period, prep!sans appeared. Hes tha newsexyman, he isn't sexy tho. Hes a prep, always wearing pink skirts and heels. He looked like Lizzie McGuire. I hated her. And i hated Snas. Today he was wearing a blond wig with 2 pigtails with giant bows in them. He had a small frilly skirt and a pink shirt that said “princess”. Ugh, posers. Me and bill passed the vap in the back of tha class and got hi. Mr.Komaeda got mad but i dun care XD we kep doing itz
Aftr clasz we wnt into the restroom 2 skip 2nd period. Sans appeared an we decided to skare him with System of a Down. We plyed it and he ogt so scared! He waz so scared he popped himself, XDDD
After skipping i went to Sexy Man class with Mr Alistor. He was a true sexy man. He wore a red long suit and goth demonia boots with flames as the bukles. It had splats of pain from rave parties. His hair iz white with chunk of red an orang. Some had cheetah and racoon pront. He booty big. He had big eyeliner and big drag queen eyelashes. His choker had the bible on it. He and Trisha Paytas (his wife) read the bibl. They locked Shane Dawson in nonsexyman prison. Only the wirst prison ever.
Toda we learn abt Fangrils and how they want our babies. Snas Undertale beats up shrek. Stupid prep im suposed to beat shronk. Snas undertale wig fall off and BALD. No top hat. ONLY BALD. Not real secks man. I hear Megalovania play as the ghaster blasters destroy tha world. ME and Bill Cypher make out as we die. The end

Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Forbidden Lovers

Summary:

Decided to post chapter 2 early… chapter 3 will be posted next week XD

Notes:

DNI if you hate Bill x Onceler

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I awoke in a silent, somber room. For a moment I look around and observe my surroundings. Darkness. Nothing but Darkness. A chill was sent down my spine. That bastard Sans had killed us, and now me and my beloved have been separated for all eternity. I was saddened by this realization. I walked around aimlessly, hoping to at least see someone. As I walked, I saw the corpses of past tumblr men. Goro Akechi, the legendary thief. Herobrine, one hated by all, and Kokichi Ouma, known for his cavern of lies that have never been solved. Soon enough, I found Bill, “BILL!”
I ran into his arms as he embraced me firmly “Oncie… we meet again…”
He toyed with my hair as we hugged. I enjoyed every second of it. “Do you know where we are..?” I asked pleadingly
I could feel the man shake his head, I sighed. “I’m guess this is where residents of Sexy Man University go to after their time is up… how unfortunate that we are left to rot here.. at least we aren’t alone, right?”
I looked up at Bill and he gave me a weak smile.
“Excuse me.”
Me and Bill both look up, releasing from embrace. We look around. “Don’t you know that relationship between Angel and Devil is strictly prohibited?”
A man with blue skin emerged from the dark. It looked like he had the hands of a clock painted on his face. He had a Falling in Reverse shirt under his Tuxedo. He tried to hard to be Emo yet he wasn’t even close to the true definition of Emo! What a poser. I won’t be taking this lightly. I turn to face him as I adjust my MCR shirt and converse battle boots. “Who are you?”
“I am Tony the Clock. You are in Sexyman Purgatory. I am here to take Bill with me to Sexyman Hell.” Said the man
I looked at Bill with sadness in my eyes. I clear my throat “What? There’s no way someone as kind as Bill would be sent down there to rot! I won’t allow it”
As I finished my sentence another man emerged, but from the light. DAVE STRIDER! He emerged wearing his iconically ironic shirts. His hair was a soft white. He looked normal.
“Well spoken Mr.Onceler. True speech of that of an Angel, except, like, ironically yk.”
“DAVE! Please help me!”
“Onceler I cannot help you, as Tony said. Angels and Devils may not speak”
I can feel my eyes water up, my knees feel weak, my throat feel dry. I can’t leave him. I can’t let him rot in some place. “What makes me worthy of Sexyman Heaven?”
“You like always put others in front of you and like beat up losers”
I give Dave a strange look. “I’m a capitalis-“
“Yes but like Capitalism is ironically good so like”
An awkward silence emerges. I don’t want to leave Bill behind. “Give is a moment to, Departure. We are past lovers.”
Dave and Tony exchange looks and nod.
I look over to Bill. I place my hand on his cheek and smile somberly. “Listen, baby” I say, lips trembling. “We will meet again. I promise.”
Then, in mine and Bill's made-up Sexyman language, we make up a plan. We will escape both Heaven and Hell and find eachother again. We don’t know if anyone has escaped but we will. We just will.

Notes:

HOPE U LIKE

Chapter 3: Creep by Radiohead

Summary:

Hot gay sex

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Me an Bill were sitting at the lunch table. We escape Sexyman heaven and hell and now we live in tha slender mansion
I am Half Angel Half Demon x3 I got half demon from Bil when he kill me 2 becom proxy. Same for Bil, half Demon hald Angle. When I kil I say “how bad can it b” and idk what Bill says
We hav different cloths this time, I have ripped green suit an bill has ripped yello suit. I am best friends with Jeff the Killer and Ben Drowned. Me and Bil date. Bill is best friends with Ticci Tob an Eyeless Jak. We r best fren
Toda we kil fangirls! I remember learning abt them in Sexyman University. I lov killing them!! They r so anoying. I grav my long Crystal and Diamond sword. I’m a capttalist so I have a lot of mone. Bil uses his mind powerzzzz.. we kill fangirls A LOT!!!
When we get bac home I put on my Get Scared tee shirt with my long knee high battle converse boots. I cut my hair and give it streaks of green and blue tips. I have green fishnets under my shirt and I have baggy shorts on. Under my shorts I have long blue fishnet stockings with rips in all the right places. I put my lip piercings on and I out on my pentagram ear lobe extenders.
Bill looks at me, his dark skin shimmering under the Flicky light. He has a SOAD shirt with yellow tips on his hair. His eyepatch has a yellow Illuminati and he has a small leather pencil skirt with rips. He has a small corset on top of his SOAD shirt.
He lays down on the sofa, he looks so delectable. I crawl on top of him “w-woah, oncie, what are you doing?”
I blush, “I’m sorry… you look so hot…” I rip off his corset and shirt, exposing his soft hard black nipples. I lick them and they twitch, I hear a soft moan from above. “Oncie… stop… you’re embarrassing me…”
I slide off his pencil shirt and take of my shirt, fishnet shirt, shoes, shorts, fishnet stockings, and underwear. I expose my rock hard cock to bill and I feel him get hard. I take off his underwear revealing his hard micro penis.
I play with the tip of his micro penis a bit, hearing moans and groans come from him. In this universe his penis is abnormally small. I’ll make do with what I can. I give it one big succulent suck, and I can already hear his say “I’m,,, ah~ I’m gonna, cum a-aah~”
I feel his micropenis expel his juicy juices. I drank what I could and flipped him around
I took off his underwear and played with his hole with my penis for a bit. I finally push in and I hear him Yelp. I smack his ass and I thrust countinuously into him. I hate his hair and force his head back to get a better feel. With every thrust I hear a moan.
“ONCIE,, IM GONNA”
“I know- so am, gghhhr,” I hold in my moan as I finally expel my fluids into him
He aswell expels, I lay ontop of him, breathing hard
We lay down there all night cuddling. We did that in the sofa downstairs, I wonder how many people saw…

Notes:

Chapter 4 next week 😹

Chapter 4: Living Deas Girl - Rob Zombie

Summary:

Hetalia Chaper XD

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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My name is Onceler, I’m the personification of Oncelerland. I once belonged to America but gained my independence. I was formerly known as Florida. Here, this country is in a complete capitalist state. Government has no rule over anything, which is pretty cool. Florida is the same as always but a little worse. I make all the money and spend It all, it’s awesome! My rival, Bill Cypher (who is the personification of Cypherndia) lives across the US, he was formerly known as California yet copied me. He, is different. A complete anarchist dare I say. It’s horrible!
Today we have a meeting with Mr.America. He’s been disappointed in our performance as newly formed countries. I think i'm doing quite well! It’s Bill doing the wrong.
I make my way over to Americas house (I’ll call him Alfred) and im met by Lithuania! He asks if I want coffee and I nicely decline. I make my way to the meeting room, where I see…. Bill. Only bill. I walk in and hear the door lock behind me
“I didnt expect you to come here, Bill.” I say snarkily
“Whatever, I came and that’s all that matters.”
I roll my eyes and sit down. He’s always super annoying!
The lights start to slowly dim, then we heat the cheery voice of Alfred. “You two must learn to get along with eachother. Just like how I became friends with Kiku, you have to become friends with eachother. If you don’t you will stay trapped here and STARVE! Letting you become countries was only a strength test, now you need allies other than myself. Start. NOW!!….. ok uh how do I end this voice thing . Oh here-“
What.
What.
What.
What.
What.
WHAT. I had to what? We had to what? We are complete opposites. Is he crazy? I look at bill, and he gives me a grin. He’s so-
Before I could finish my hateful thought he had pinned me against the wall. “We can do this my way or the hard way.”
I look around confused. Here we are, newly formed countries, already having war. Great!
He looks me up and down, that’s when I’ve had enough and push him off, “I don’t know what you’re doing but I don’t like it. Let’s just become allies. There’s no need for anything, bad. Ok? Lets just become friends.”
I see his eyebrow twitch. “We can at least pretend to be allies to get out of here. Cmon.” I say
He looks at me and faces the camera in the room. He puts his arm around me “AHAHA what a nice joke you’ve said! Let’s become Allies and- oh fuck this I’m a half demon Angel and so are you because we killed slender man to become countries let’s just leave”
OMG HES RITE I forgor aboyt that
I grow my wings and fly out. America looks at me and screams “HOLY COW BRO” and then he dies
Then I go to englands house and kill him because I turn into dragon and burnt him
Then I go to china and snatch China from his house because he cool
Then I turn back human and summon capitalists everywhere and they destroy the world and they pee and die and the world polluted this is Hetalia Polluted Powers I farted so hard I die

Notes:

Chapter 5 next week :3

Chapter 5: Authors Note

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Sorry, I’ve been really sick these past days I think I’m dying of Covid,. Im battling my demons

Notes:

CHAPTER 2 WILL B POSTED NEXT WEEK XDDDD :DDDD :3333