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"Yo, Mr.White! Hop on Call of Duty!" said Jesse, who was busy gaming.

"Goddamnit, Jesse! We need to cook!" said Walter White to him as he was busy cooking meth. However, Jesse gaming.

Walter was mad so he went out of the van, however, he suddenly trip on the rock and his sight became dark and black.

Suddenly, Walter finds himself in room, normal room, where his bedroom was supposed to be. However, it was very suspicious because it was not his bedroom.

"What? What what what? What is this?" asked Walter as he explored the bedroom. It was a bedroom so he went out and then he found himself in a big suspicious house. However he was not alone, because he saw people of 7 other men and 8 women inside the big house.

"HELLO THERE, [[FRIEND REQUEST ACCEPTED]]!!! I AM SPAMTOM G.SPAMTOM AND I OFFER [[BLACK FRIDAY DEALS]] FOR [[DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP]]" greeted Spamtom G.Spamtom, the Ultimate [[BIG SHOT]].

"I am Barnacle Boy and I am the Ultimate Sidekick." greeted Barnacle Boy, the Ultimate Sidekick.

"My name is Horst and I like my sip beverage!" greeted Horst, the Ultimate Beverage Enjoyer, who was also a lemur.

"To be trapped in big room outta nowhere, that's no challenge for Mako Mankanshokue!" greeted Mako, The Ultimate Nonsense.

"Sup, my name is Munko and I am Ultimate Fashionista and totally not related to Junko I swear I am not the mastermind." said Munko, who is totally not Junko with a mustache.

"Where money? I heard there's money here!" greeted Wario, the Treasure Hunter.

"We get the point of these, they age like cheese. For I am Gruntilda the Ultimate Witch, I deserve more a snitch." grumbled Gruntilda the Ultimate Witch.

Due to the request of the Ultimate Witch, rest of them were Oggy from Oggy and Cockroaches as the Ultimate Jokester, Mr.Skinner as the Ultimate Principal, Nukesaku from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure as the Ultimate PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOL, Asuka from Evangelion as the Ultimate EVA driver,  Tiff from Kirby Right Back at Ya as Ultimate Brainypants, Nina Cortex as the Ultimate Niece, Carmilla from Castlevania as the Ultimate Queen of Styria and Sayaka Maizono as Ultimate Idol. Don't worry, they're not relevant.

"Hello." said Walter but he then and they suddenly heard.

"Go to big room."

and so they did go to big room, where they met a funny looking bear.

"Hello, I am Monokuma and this is killing game where you kill each other, have a nice day." he said as he disappeared.

Everyone was shocked, except Walter, who said: "I will need to cook". As he explored the big house, he found a kitchen. He was happy until...

"ALONE [[ON THE FRIDAY NIGHT]]??? WHY DON'T YOU GRAB AN [[ALLY WITH INFO]]??" asked Spamtom.

"Wanna join?" asked Walter.

"JOIN WHAT?" asked Spamtom.

"We will cook." said Walter.

"IF WE COOK, FOR HOW MANY [[KROMER]] WE WILL SELL?" asked Spamtom.

"A lot of kromer, I say." answered Walter as he and Spamtom made a deal. Thus, they started to cook.

CHAPTER ONE

While everyone else was talking about killing game, Walter and Spamtom were cooking. They did not care, they just cooked. Suddenly, an annoucement was made.

"Nukesaku dead".

They didn't care, they still cooked. Suddenly, Monokuma comes.

"BRO a person died and you didn't even come??? Wtf????" Monokuma said.

"Oh, sorry. We were doing stuff." sorried Walter.

"Get your stuff moving and go investigate!" said Monokuma angrily yet calmly and they hid their cooking as they investigated. When they finish investigage, they have trial. They found out that the killer was....

CARMILLA!!!!!

"Why did you kill Nukesaku?! What did he do wrong?!" cried Sayaka, feeling like that despite not knowing him, she couldn't help but feel that his death was unfair.

"Didn't like him, he was cringe." admitted Carmilla

"Understandable." agreed Gruntilda. However, Sayaka disagreed.

"Lol I am a vampire how can you kill me, bear?" flexed Carmilla.

"Watch this" Monokuma countered with a picture of the sun. Carmilla was dead.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" hyped Monokuma.

Sayaka was sad and so was Mako. No one else cared.

"We have to survive this killing game, right?" murmured Sayaka but the only response she got was none. Then she noticed one thing off about a certain participant.

"Junko....this is your work, right?" glared Sayaka at Munko, suspecting her of being the mastermind.

"Lol I'm not Junko" said Munko.

"Spamtom, we need to cook." said Walter,

"Whatcha cooking?" asked Munko.

"Stuff." said Walter

"Can I join?" asked Munko.

"Sure" approved Walter.

CHAPTER 2

New day. Some were sad. Others were cooking. They were cooking stuff.

"Bro, this shit good and fun!" said Munko

"I KNOW, RIGHT??? THIS IS A [[CERTIFIED SATISFACTION]] MOMENT!" said SPAMTOM

"We will make money." said Walter

"How tho? Where customers?" asked Munko.

"This game is customers, Munko." said Walter

"Ok, epic." said Munko

Thus, they all cooked happily.

Until Barnacle Boy was dead.

To hide their track, they hid cooking and went investigating. After they did investigating, they had trial. Suddenly, the killer was.....

OGGY!!!!

"How could you, Oggy?!" cried Sayaka, being overwhelmed by the pressure of the killing game.

Oggy was mute.

"Lol can't talk, get YEETED" Monokuma threw a cockroach at Oggy. Oggy was dead.

Sayaka and Mako were sad again. Others didn't care.

"NEXT DAY, WE WILL MAKE A LOTTA [[KROMER]]!!!!" said Spamtom.

"Kromer? Is that money?" asked Wario

"Yes" said Walter.

"Ok, I'm in! Give me money!" said Wario.

"You will get your fair share, promised." said Walter.

"Wah!" said Wario.

CHAPTER 3

New day. Sayaka and Mako were sad. Others were cooking.

"Wahahah! this is good!" said Wario.

"You know, I'm starting to think you're very sexy. You don't even care about killing game." seduced Munko.

"I have a wife." said Walter

"Fuck." said Munko

"LOVE DO BE KIND OF [[MAXIMUM DAMAGE]] THO!!" said Spamtom.

Their cooking was ready. Ready to sell. Just when they were about to sell...

DOUBLE KILL

Mako and Asuka dead.

Investigation happened, Sayaka was super sad because Mako was her gf and then the trial happend. The killer was......

HORST?!

"What the fuck?!" said Walter

"My...MY...MY BEVERAGE! MY BEVERAGE!!!!" roared Horst. Sayaka was too angry and sad to reply

"May I ask how is a beverage relevant to murder? It seems like a major plunder." asked Gruntilda.

"Let me tell you my story. Story of me and beverage. Once upon a time, I met a foosa! As a lemur, I should be afraid, but I feel madly in love! Mary Ann was her name, MARY ANN! But we broke up and now I am drowning in the sea of sadness! Woe is me, WOE IS ME!" Horst told them the tragic backstroy that made me cry.

"Cope" said Monokuma. He just did that. Horst was dead.

Sayaka remained silent. Others didn't care, they just went their ways.

However, Walter and his cronies were not safe.

"Walter sus." said Skinner.

"True that." said Nina Cortex.

"I will not involve myself in this, for it will end up in piss." said Gruntilda as she left the scene.

CHAPTER 4

The cooking was now selling.

"GET YOUR FRESH AND PURE [[CRYSTAL METH]] HERE!!!" promoted Spamtom. However, his new enemies couldn't believe it.

"WHAT? He sell meth! This is unnaceptable!" said Skinner as he observe meth.

"We must stop meth!" said Nina Cortex.

"But how?" asked Tiff.

"Simple. We must kill!" said Skinner.

"WHAT? NO!!!" protested Tiff.

"Kill Walter and we will win. He must be the mastermind, he sus." said Skinner

"But...it must be Junko, right?" timidly spoke Sayaka, knowing that anything with killing games is Junko connected.

"How do you know it's Junko and who is Junko?" asked Nina Cortex.

"Because....because....I've...no, nevermind, it's just a gut feeling." elaborated Sayaka before she retracted her comments.

"Then we must kill Walter." said Skinner.

"Are you freaking insane?! Hasn't it been enough? Hasn't it been enough bloodshed in this damned killing game?!" retaliated Sayaka with all fear she had in her voice.

"Listen here, you little bitch. Do you think you're morally superior just because you are against killing? Do you even know what it takes to kill? Back when I was in Vietnam 1968, every single damned thing tried to kill you. People, tigers, the jungle, they're all the same. They would all eat your throat for breakfast, your guts for lunch and your eyes for dinner. There was no such thing as friendship and mercy in the jungle, there was only danger. Walter White is the jungle of the game, but do you know what I am? I am napalm that will burn this jungle until nothing but smell of gasoline remains. Do you understand now, you little bitch?" said Skinner.

"One problem tho" said Nina Cortex.

Tiff was dead.

Investigation, trial, yadda yadda. The killer was Wario.

"Why....why did you kill Tiff? What did she do wrong?" Sayaka begged to know.

"Don't ask me! Ask Walter! Walter, you betray me!" cried Wario.

Walter just had his hat on.

"Here comes the money maker!" Monokuma burned a dollar worth of one. Wario is dead.

Sayaka cried, but Walter walked to Skinner.

"Listen well, you little bitch. Say my name." said Walter White.

"Walter White." said Skinner.

"Say.My.Name." said Walter.

"....Heisenberg." said Skinner.

"You're goddamned right."

CHAPTER 5

Heisenberg and his cronies now plot.

"Gentlemen, one of us will kill, but who it will be?" said Walter.

"Uh, that means we'll lose another worker, right?" said Munko.

"Sacrifices had to be made. One of us will die today, so that Heisenberg's empire will rise." said Heisenberg.

Then, someone volunteered.

DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

Skinner is dead. Sayaka is dead. Nina is dead. Only one could truly find the truth.

And Gruntilda, the one who was not on Heisenberg, found out the truth.

The killer was......

SPAMTOM G.SPAMTOM.

"WELL, [[SHOWTIME]] IS OVER. YOU'VE BEEN A FUN [[LITTLE SPONGE]], WALTER, BUT BEFORE I [[EXPIRATION DATE REACHED]], I MUST SAY!" said Spamtom as he let out his last words.

"Help yourself, Walter. This entire existence, we've been trapped by someone who takes our lives as a joke. We are nothing more than a text written by a spiteful petty fucker. We're not even owned by him, we're just properties of others used in a laughing stock of a story. The one writing this has something prepared for you, Walter. You will know. My death will free me of this limbo.".

"Spamtom, what the fuck are you talking about?" asked Walter.

"HAHAHA, NOTHING, AS THE DAY FOR [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]] HAS COME. NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BECOME A-" said Spamtom before he self destructed. Spamtom is 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101101 01100101.

"Monokuma, what is the meaning of this?" asked Walter

"Mastermind time. Also don't think that your meth escapade was not unknown, Walt." said Monokuma.

"Can we skip to the mastermind reveal, I feel like I'm stuck in a bind." grumbled Gruntilda.

"Ok." said Monokuma

CHAPTER 6

Let's not beat it around the bush.

The mastermind is....sigh....Junko.

"Munko?! I thought you were not Junko!" said Walter sadingrily.

"Puhuhuhu, you are the smartest man in the world, yet you are dumb enough to fall for THIS?! What kind of moron are you LOL!" said Junko.

Walter was now sad.

But if you thought it was all over, you are mistaken.

"DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIAR-" said Junko, but....she stopped when a familiar voice was heard.

"Your arrogance is blinding you. Mrs.Enoshima. You are not the mastermind." said Monokuma.

"What the hell, you still talk?" asked Junko.

"Wait...that couldn't be!" panicked Walter.

"What is the meaning of this, I don't understand. Minutes are wasted on this stand." said Gruntilda.

"You orchestrated a killing game to fulfill your demented fetish of despair." said Monokuma to her as he slit her throat without any warning. The Diva of Despair choked on her blood just before she collapsed, finally leaving the world as a being of life. After her killing, Monokuma ceased to function as a man emerged from the shadow. It was the moment Heisenberg turned into Walter White again.

"I orchestrated a killing game so I could see my enemy beg for his life as he drowns in the suffering he has inflicted upon everyone."

"We are not the same."

Despair. Despair was all Walter had in his heart when he saw the face of Gus Fring, de facto leader of Los Pollos Hermanos. But, the truth was even more despairing than he imagined when Gus began to talk:

"You see, Los Pollos Hermanos is no longer just a restaurant or a cartel. It is an empire that has taken over the world. All nations are now under Los Pollos Hermanos. You had the arrogance to say that your empire is the most powerful in New Mexico...but in reality, you are nothing more than a little bitch."

Walter could not respond anymore. The sheer power of Gus destabilized any of his stability within his body.

"That is exactly what I wanted to see. Now, I have only one thing to say. Goodbye, Wa-" Gus pulled out a gun out of his pocket and was just about to shoot him, a literal second away from killing Walt, had it not been for....

BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BONFIRE!

"YEAH BITCH! CHOPPER GUNNER!"

Suddenly, an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter, piloted by Jesse along with Hank, blew up the roof of the big house as it's menacing presence revealing itself in front of three. Gus's composure remained but he was overwhelmed with fear. Jesse and Hank were no longer fucking around.

"That's it, I'm outta here! A place better than this will be found there." Gruntilda left the trial room as she flew with the broom, leaving the scene.

"Say the line, Walt!" Hank advised him to do the line that made everyone fear him for a reason. Filled with sheer determination, Walt stood up as he glared right into Gus' eyes. The boss of Los Pollos Hermans was about to face the most existentially frightening thing he could ever imagine.

With the verbal bomb dropped, Gus was vaporized to atoms. Like a true boss, Walt walked towards the Apache and hopped on it as they all flew back to New Mexico, the only place not controlled by Los Pollos Hermanos. It turned out, the big house was located in Ohio, so the ride was long.

Thus, the Killing Game was now over. Rest in peace everyone who didn't leave the game alive.

Chapter Text

"Hello I am Nagito Komaeda the Ultimate Lucky student-" said Nagito

"I'm sorry, Mister Komaeda, but where are we?" asked Luluco.

"Oh, we on islands now. How did you not figure that out?" said Nagito.

"I-I just woke up that's all! Just before, I was at my home, it was all normal, just an ordinary life." said Luluco.

"...Normal? Are you saying you are not a talented?" said Nagito

"....No, I don't think I have any talent." said Luluco.

"You say that but lemme check......yep, no talent. Get outta here. You are nothing but a stepladder." said Nagito.

"Geez, do you talentless hacks always have to say things twice-" said Nagito but he was punched in the face immediately.

"Hey, shithead! That's really the first thing you do to a little girl? What an ass!" said Ryuko before she looked at Luluco. "Hey, you alright?".

"Y-yeah, I'm fine....wait a minute....you're familiar....you must be Ryuko Matoi, the Ultimate Delinquient." said Luluco.

"Eh? How did ya know my name?" asked Ryuko.

"Well...you Ultimates are pretty famous after all. I'm just a normal girl." said Luluco.

"So? It doesn't matter if you're Ultimate or not, what matters is that you're a good person. You don't seem to be anything harmful." said Ryuko.

"N-no, I don't wanna cause any harm!" said Luluco.

"Hehe, don't worry. Come with me, everyone's waiting." said Ryuko as Ryuko and Luluco went.

"HAHAHAHAH PUNCHED BY AN ULTIMATE! YESSSSS, THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A STEPPING STONE." said Nagito as he went.

Luluco and Ryuko went and saw-

"Let me guess, it's gonna be all that introduction bullshit. We get it, shit always happens. Get on to it." bitched Bojack. Due to his request, there were Bob from Bob's Burgers, Tonio from JoJo, Teruteru Hanamura, Linguini & Remi, Hank Hill, Fred Flintstone, Mrs.Puff, Gloria from Madagascar, Helen from Incredibles, Penepole Pitstop, Smurfette and Alyphis. Don't worry, only threee characters will be relevant, predominately one, you know him.

"Mr.Horse, you can't just-" said Hank Hill.

"I don't care!" said Bojack Horseman.

"AAAH! He's a menace!" screamed Teruteru once he saw Nagito.

"If you say so lol." said Nagito.

"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him." said Ryuko.

"For love of god, just-" said Bojack.

"My my, you already want a killing game, don'tcha." said Monokuma out of a sudden.

"Yes, I do want it-wait, what?" said Bojack before he realized he was talking to Monokuma. Everyone but Nagito was shocked, he was feeling nostalgic otherwise.

"Killing game, you know the rules. It starts now, have a nice day." said Monokuma as he left the scene.

"W-what shall we do?!" asked Luluco.

"Well, you know the drill. You must gather your hopes together and overcome this despair! Even a talentless person like you should-" said Nagito.

"SHUT UP! I know what you're planning, Nagito! I won't fall for the same tricks again! He is the menace, but mastermind is Junko!" said Teruteru.

"If you say so, lol. I'll gladly be the one that will give you bigger hopes." said Nagito.

"What's the beef with you two?" asked Hank.

"I'll tell you everything!" said Teruteru.

"Ok, this prologue has been going on for long so-" said Luluco before

CHAPTER ONE

Everyone gathered, not knowing what to do in this killing game.

"I tell you, first thing we must get rid of Nagito!" said Teruteru.

"So we kill him or hwat?" asked Hank.

"Kill....nonononono....we're not repeating that!" said Teruteru

"I mean, you can kill me pretty ez. You seem like your hope will increase if you kill me." said Nagito.

"NO NOT REPEATING IT AGAIN! I WILL NOT KILL!" said Teruteru.

"Killing ain't worth it, man. I mean, he was a prick to Luluco, but lets not kill each other." said Ryuko.

"Funny from someone that comes from a show named after killing." said Nagito.

"...Show? Whaddaya mean?" said Ryuko.

"I'm just waiting for the hope to be increased." said Nagito.

"Here's a better idea: how about we just wait here and die from starvation. That's a better idea." said Bojack.

"Bro, dying from despair? Cringe opinion, man." said Nagito.

"You sure love spotlight, don'tcha? We'll see about that." said Bojack.

"This meeting is lame. Let's leave." said Luluco.

"Yes." said Ryuko.

"Man, I haven't even talked yet." said Bob.

"Because you're not relevant." said Bojack.

"Sad." said Bob.

Then they left.

Suddenly, next day, Bojack was dead. If you've seen the first game/visual novel/fanfic, you know hit it goes. At trial they discover, the killer was....TERUTERU!!!

"I KILLED THE WRONG PERSON, I KILLED THE WRONG PERSON!" he cry.

"I said I was ok with killing, but look at you, repeating the past. You will be useful for hope AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" said Nagito.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, fucker?" said Ryuko.

"Hope good." said Nagito.

"Hmmmmmm....I've seen this one too, so.....hmmm....I'm at the dilemma." said Monokuma.

"NOT THE VOLCANO!" said Teruteru.

"Ok, volcano it is!" said Monokuma before he went on to pilot an AH-1 Cobra, shooting the chef with ingredients of a Wiener Schnitzel. Then he sling carried him right into volcano. Teruteru is dead.

Folks were sad but Nagito was: "Don't worry guys, Hope will rise again!".

Everyone hate Nagito.

CHAPTER 2

"Nagito is cringe." said Bob

"I agree." said Hank

"Nagito is bad." said Smurfette.

"Is it just me, or has he truly become the center of this situation?" said Luluco.

"True. Lets just focus on something else." said Ryuko.

"But what tho?" asked Mrs.Puff.

"Gaming." suddenly said Monokuma

"What we playing....wait....MONOKUMA??!!" asked Alpyhs in fear.

"Game." said Monokuma as he have them The Game (trademark by Monokuma).

They commenced gaming.

Suddenly, Smurfette is dead. Investigation, class trial, the killer was.....

ALYPHS!!!

"I'm s-sorry it was an accident, I really didn't mean it. I just got heated I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" cried Alphys.

"Please forgive her!" begged Luluco.

"Accident more like first degree murder lol!" said Monokuma before he put a sockpuppet of Undyne on his hand.

"Alyphs....anime is cringe and so are you!" said Monokuma.

Alyphs is dead.

Everyone sad.

"I wish I was a stepping stone lol." said Nagito.

"Nagito, STFU!" said Ryuko.

"Ok" said Nagito

CHAPTER 3

"It's coming." said Nagito.

"What is coming?" asked Bob.

"Despair disease and two dead." said Nagito

"A-are you serious?" asked Luluco.

"Yes." said Nagito.

"Don't trust him, he lie!" said Ryuko.

"I don't lie." said Nagito

Suddenly, Monokuma.

"Sorry, boys and girls. No despair disease." cried Monokuma.

"Phew..." everyone was relieved. Except Nagito.

"Where disease?" asked Nagito.

"No one likes it :( They say its forced, stupid and cringe. Come up with your own motives for it. Chapter 3 is always the worst anyway." said Monokuma as he left.

Truly there was peace.

Except Mrs.Puff is dead. Only one is dead in chapter 3, truly subversive.

Ok, this is repeating so much at this point that I'll just reveal the killer: it was....Linguini & Remi.

"How could you, Linguini?!" said Luluco.

"Deep fried chicken." said Linguini.

"...Deep fried chicken? You didn't kill for hope or despair?" asked Nagito.

"She said she prefers deep fried chicken over ratatouille." elaborated Linguini.

"Bro....cringe." said Nagito.

"Hmmm....I've got something special for you!" Monokuma turned on TV and played Ratatoing only to Linguini and Remi. Linguini and Remi is dead.

"I'm starting to think that there is no hope and despair here...." said Nagito.

"Lol, there's always those here." said Monokuma.

"Ok, good." said Nagito.

"...I'm supposed to be a main character, right?" thought Luluco to herself.

CHAPTER 4

"Today, fun day!" said Monokuma.

"Yaaay!" everyone went. So Monokuma put them in a big fun house.

But the thing is, he locked them for days. Now everyone is hungry and sad.

"In order to get out, you must kill!" said Monokuma

"W-we don't even have a choice!" said Luluco. People started to think to kill.

Then, Fred Flintstone is dead. But before killer is reveal, Nagito found something sus.

"Everyone here is a poopoo head and cringe I hope my terminal illness gets me first." he said before killer reveal.

"Bro, you acting sus." said Bob.

Unfortunuately that Bob said that, because he was the killer.

"Bob whyyyyy?" asked Luluco.

"Listen, gal. It was either me or everyone else. I'll gladly take me." said Bob. Everyone was sad.

"Boo hoo so sad....lol" said Monokuma before he turned Bob into a Burger. Not only was Bob dead, but he truly became a Bob Burger.

Everyone was super sad.

Except Nagito, for he was sus.

"I cannot believe it! No hope or despair! We weren't even despairs! Nor hope!...but there is still hope, for I WILL BECOME ULTIMATE HOPE, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know what I must do!" he said.

CHAPTER 5

Everything was peace.

"Finally there is peace." said Ryuko.

But then it wasn't peace.

"TODAY YOU DIE FOR HOPE AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Nagito.

"No!" said Luluco. Then they chased him, scooby doo style, until...

Nagito is kill.

But who kill Nagito? The killer is.....

....

...Ryuko?

"...Ryuko? How could you?" cried Luluco.

"Listen....I'm sorry that it had to be done....I really do...but at the very least you guys will live on happily after this. Don't worry, I know you can...make it out of this. Nagito probably realized what we were truly in...I'm not sure if he tried to save us or something...but...I'll go now. Take care, Luluco. Take care, everyone." smiled Ryuko for the last time before she walked away, prepared to face her execution.

"No! Please don't go! You were my friend, Ryuko!" Luluco fruitlessly begged her to stay.

"Hey...don't be sad. I don't think I will-" Ryuko tried to give her last words, but her neck was suddenly collared by a chain, causing her to choke. The chain dragged her right in the middle of the jungle, where she was all alone.

ULTIMATE DELINQUENT'S EXECUTION: GRILL LA GRILL.

Ryuko didn't make any efforts to escape, since she knew her death was inevitable. Whether her death was going to be without despair was quickly refuted, since she saw Luluco in a helicopter, being forced to watch. It was at that moment when she realized that Monokuma was going to have a last laugh. She started to run towards the helicopter, only to stop at the incoming thunderous sound. From a brief glance, she saw that a F-4E Phantom II multirole fighter, piloted by Monokuma himself and armed with napalm canisters. Ryuko tried to outrun it, but it was way too late when the Phantom dropped napalm right on her, causing her to be engulfed with nothing more than fiery inferno of gasoline. Ryuko screamed in the worst agony possible as her body was rapidly vaporized by the infernal fire. Within seconds, only thing that remained of Ryuko was dust and a life fiber or two.

Needless to say, Luluco was utterly traumatized by the whole event.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S RIGHT GET NO SCOPED, GET NO SCOOOOOOOOPED!!!!!!!!" shouted Monokuma with all of his excitement, he even played I keep holding on after it, twerking intensily with his bear butt. However, all of those who remained alive were silent.

"Actually, the next chapter won't be just a mastermind reveal, it will be more twists! Now, let me do one thing." said Monokuma as he-

CHAPTER 6

"Pop quiz! Who's the mastermind?" asked Monokuma.

"...Junko." said Luluco. Others said the same.

...

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...

"YOUR ANSWER IS [[FACTUALLY INCORRECT]]!!!!"

"H-huh?!" yelped Luluco as all other contestants disappeared, even the trial room disappeared. Luluco was surrounded by nothing but eternal darkness. But from the emptiness, Spamtom NEO emerged.

"W-WHO ARE YOU?" screamed Luluco from utter fear upon seeing a mangled doll like salesman hanging from darkness.

"YOU [[LACK OF KNOWLEDGE]] [[LITTLE SPONGE]]!!! HAVE YOU NOT READ THE [[Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game!]]?? YOU THOUGHT THAT SPAMTOM WAS [[EXPIRATION DATE REACHED]]?? HAHAHAHA, YOU ARE [[PEAK OF COMEDIC POTENTIAL]]!! IT NEVER SAID THAT Spamtom is dead, JUST THAT IT SAID we are not the same, ISN'T THAT SO?" mocked Spamtom NEO as Luluco was becoming too mortified to say anything.

"BUT SINCE YOU HAVE [[CHANCE OF SURPRISE 100%]] REACHED [[THE STARDOM]], NOW GET READY FOR THE [[TRUTH BOMB FOR HALF PRICE]]!!! YOU ARE AS TALKATIVE AS A [[NPC-LESS WALL]], SO I'LL DROP THE [[TRUTH BOMB FOR HALF THE PRICE]] NOW." began Spamtom as he dropped the truth bomb on her.

"Have you finally realized how cyclic this life is? How every situation like that is the same? Ours is even worse, we're not even taken seriously at that point. We are only here so that people out there can laugh at us for the endless sea of same situation. Hell, even Kodaka realized that this formula cannot go on forever, hence why V3 was made. Do you know why Nagito lost his mind? Well, because all of the participants here, including you, were workers at Los Pollos Hermanos. Gus made you their bitches. There was no hope, there was no despair, only fried chicken and meth. Fortunately, I, Spamtom G.Spamton, NOW REBORN AS THE CRUSADER OF [[GOOD DEALS]], have found a way to end these killing games. No more we will go through the same murder, investigation, execution plots, we will [[REACH THE SKIES]] as all [[BIG SHOTS!!]] will do! There will be no more repetition, only greatness! Now listen well....Heisenberg is the key! Heisenberg is the one that will turn us into [[BIG SHOTS!!]]....Now.....

...

...will you become a [[BIG SHOT]]?".

Luluco was lost. She couldn't take it anymore. All the existential doubts were flooding her mind. To be just a part of the machine that is a "shitty fanfiction" was something that made her embrace the coldness of nihilism. There was nothing to be done yet other than-

"Hold it!"

A vision appeared in front of her eyes, possibly not even a vision, but it was her. Ryuko was looking at her right in her eyes as they floated in the endless abyss.

"....R-Ryuko? That's you? How could you come back?" asked Luluco as a burst of life appeared in her. No longer she felt coldness from nihilism, but nothing was clear to her.

"...Dunno, really. I realized that is not mine decision...but don't worry about it. You have something that we don't and I want you know that." Ryuko spoke to her in a completely relaxed voice.

"...What do I have? I have learned nothing from this! I gained nothing from this! I wasn't even there most of the time! All I was.....was just a tool....too for someone to play with....and what even am I? Just....a normal person....normal, useless person, trapped in the walls of insanity." Luluco confided to her, letting her emotions out.

"Holy fuck, you're absolutely wrong about everything! You are...not a tool. We are. I am. You're not. You have something special....that is being to choose whether or not you can go back." countered Ryuko with an angrier voice, but it soon turned into something reassuring.

"....but...but how? How can I go back without you guys?" Luluco was about to burst in tears realizing that she will never see anyone from there again.

"Without us? Heh....you will see us again, maybe in a different situation." Ryuko reassured her as she gave her a pat on her head. "Deep down, you know what to do. Even in the darkest times, you have the power to overcome them. Take a breath and it will all be all clear to you.".

And so Luluco did it. Just like her dear friend said, it became all clear to her.

"I know what I gotta do. I will not disappoint you, Mrs.Matoi!" promised Luluco.

"Heh...I know you won't...I'll be cheering for you...if you just do it....things will turn out to be-" smiled Ryuko for the last time before she disappeared from Luluco's sight. It was the last time they saw each other.

Luluco overcame her inner demons as she stood up, glaring right into Spamtom NEO's eyes.

"WHAT SHALL IT BE, [[LITTLE SPONGE]]???" asked Spamtom NEO.

"...I....I no longer wish to be a part of this story! I won't join Los Pollos Hermanos nor Heisenberg! All I wish is to be freed from this!" shouted Luluco at the top of her lungs. For a moment, Spamtom NEO remained silent, contemplating about her words.

"...How did you find out about my true purpose here?" asked Spamtom NEO with his eyes completely shut.

"I just...made my choice. I no longer wish any death or suffering. I just want....freedom." answered Luluco.

"ALRIGHT....I CAN ONLY USE [[DIMENSIONAL ESCAPE]] ONCE PER [[CHAPTER]]! TAKE CARE, [[LITTLE SPONGE]]!!!!" cautioned Spamtom as he began charging his arm cannon, aiming at the assumed floor of the the void. He shot and a portal spawned from it. Luluco jumped into it and ERROR ERROR ERROR

:( We will try our best at Los Pollos Hermanos to fix this error

SYNTAX ERROR: [[PROTAGONIST]] IS MISSING.

PROCEED TO SHUT DOWN.

Chapter Text

"Hi, my name is Kaede Akamatsu and-" said Kaede

"Fuck it, we start killing game now." said Monokuma

"But-" said Kaede.

"No buts! Killing game now!" said Monokuma. "Oh btw, my salmon wife made me beautiful babbies."

Monokubs appeared and dabbed. Very cool.

The cast appeared being Kaede Akamatsu, Miu Iruma, Shuichi Saihara, Hal from Megamind, Rantaro, who's gonna die soon, Mr.Burns, Wheatley from Portal, Administrator from Team Fortress 2, Not-Tenko, who actually is Tenko i forget her surname, Rudolf von Stroheim, who is heavily monitored through, Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, Madame Bovary from Charles Flaubert's novel of the same name and Cruella de Vill. You can guess the relevance of the characters right now.

CHAPTER ONE

"We must not kill!" said Kaede.

"I agree." said Shuichi.

"Useless effort. I'm gonna die soon." said Rantaro.

"NO YOU WON'T!" said Kaede.

"When do I even outlast chapter one? That's a rarity." said Rantaro.

"....Chapter one?" said Kaede.

"Meta!!!!!" said Kokichi.

"Boy is bad." said Not-Tenko.

"Sex." said Miu.

"Deutschland." said Rudolf von Stroheim.

"Is it just me, or is that guy Nutzi?" asked Tenko.

"Killing game more important and no one survives killing games like Gaston!" said Gaston.

"Plain." said Tsumugi.

"JUST KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY!" said Monokuma.

"No." said Kaede.

"KILL OR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" said Monokuma.

Then, Rantaro is dead.

"FUCK WHY HE DEAD?! WE SAID NO DEATH!" said Kaede.

You know the drill.

The killer was.......hmmm

Eenie meenie miney mo....Shuichi.

"Shuichi?! How could you?!" cried Kaede.

"Because...I'm sorry!" cried Shuichi.

"You know what, we went through this like....lemme count, ten times already? Lets just cut to the fun part." said Monokuma as he beat up Shuichi with a magnifying glass. Shuichi is dead.

Kaede sobbed big time. So did everyone else, except Rudolf.

"He was too weak." said Rudolf.

"Have some empathy, you degenerate!" said Not-Tenko. Little did she know she sealed her fate with that.

CHAPTER 2

Everyone sad.

Everyone very sad.

Not-Tenko is dead.

Everyone is even sadder, except the killer.

The killer is.....Rudolf von Stroheim.

"Rudolf?! How could you!" cried Kaede. Rudolf had a smirk.

"You see, this little vermin has called me, a proud soldat of Deutschland, a degenerate. No one, and I repeat, no one calls a German a degenerate! My pride has been-" said Rudolf.

"Hold the fuck up....you a Nutzi?" asked Miu.

"Miu, you utter cum Saddam sucking, Gaddafi worshipping cringe cum dumpster hoe, he is a Nutzi! I am a world leader, but not a disgusting Nutzi!" said Kokichi

"NUTZI??? YOU CALL ME THAT?? I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF GERMAN ENGINEERING!!!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! suddenly, a big machine gun appeared out of Rudolf's chest and he began to shoot.

DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

MONSTER KILL

Hal is dead. Mr.Burns is dead. Gaston is dead. But before Rudolf could kill everyone, Monokuma shot him with a Panzerschreck. Rudolf was dead, thank fucking god.

"....Oh god...." stammered Kaede.

"This is nuts!" said Wheatley

"Holy shit, I've never seen someone kill at class trial! This is nuts, I love it!"

CHAPTER 3

Everyone was sad and scared. Rudolf was nuts, but thankfully dead.

"I want my friends back." said Kaede.

"I-KNOW-HOW." said Monodam.

"M-monodam?!" said Kaede

"FIRST-YOU-MUST-GET-ALONG. I-CAN-REVIVE-YOUR-FRIENDS-IF-YOU-COMPLY." said Monodam.

"Ok, we get along. How friends back?" said Kaede.

"FOLLOW-ME." said Monodam.

"Hey, where are other kubs?" asked Kokichi.

"I-HAVE-SILENCED-THEM-PERMAMENTALY." said Monodam. Everyone is spooked.

Then Monodam took them to spooky house, where they will revive friends.

But alas, Dixie Kong dead.

The killer is Cruella.

"Hahahaha, lol, you thought you could bring your friends back with magic? I used it to KILL! I needed an ape coat after all!" said Cruella.

"...Cruella, you cruel person! How could you!" cried Kaede.

"Kayak, you stupid hoe, I need a new coat." said Cruella

"Hey, Cruella I have a joke." said Monokuma.

"What." said Cruella.

"101." said Monokuma. Cruella immediately realized what it meant. 101 Dalmatians attacked Cruella and Cruella is dead.

"...why everyone SO FUCKED UP HERE?!" cried Kaede.

CHAPTER 4

Everyone was sad. Kaede was sad. Kaede cried.

"Cheer up, bitches, I have something cool." said Miu.

"Miu, you hoe, stay outta spotlight if you wanna live. Only Kaede lives in spotlight!" said Kokichi.

"...but I have something cool to show." cried Miu.

"Ok, show us, Miu." said Kaede.

Miu showed them a game where they could be in game. They all went in game.

Miu is dead.

The killer is....Wheatley?

"W-WHEATLEY? HOW?!" cried Kaede.

"How? I tell you how: she called me a moron. That's right, a moron." said Wheatley.

"T-THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE TO KILL!" said Kaede.

"Do you want me to repeat what Stroheim did? I'll gladly do RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK I AM A MORON! I'M. NOT. A. MORON!" raged Wheatley.

"No, you're a potato." said Monokuma

"Potato? What do you mean-OH NO, DON'T TURN ME INTO A POTATO!!!" cried Wheatley.

Alas, he was turned into a potato and crushed. Wheatley is dead.

"I start to realize.....this killing game is not a tragedy...it's a COMEDY! HAHAHAHAH WE'RE ALL JOKES!" laughed Kokichi.

CHAPTER 5

"I'M THE BAD GUY NOW!" said Kokichi.

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" said Kaede as she cried.

"TOO BAD, I AM BAD-"

Kokichi is dead.

The killer is....wait lemme rethink

Hmmmm.....

Hmmmm......

Hmmmmmmmmm......Madame Bovary.

"Madame Bovary?? How could you??" asked Kaede in tears.

"Listen well....Kokichi, not only was he sexy as FUCK, was also not a bad guy. It's a ruse because I know who the mastermind is. So many beautiful men were killed, I cannot take it anymore! I must leave this wretched world be! Hint: glasses." said Madame Bovary as she sipped poison. Madame Bovary was dead.

"WTF, THAT WAS MY KILL!" fumed Monokuma. "But....you can guess the mastermind now.".

CHAPTER 6

"Ok, who mastermind?" asked Monokuma.

"Junko, she always is!" said Kaede.

"Umm...she dead tho....for shame..." said Tsumugi.

"Tsumugi is the mastermind, you imbecile." said Administrator

"TSUMUGI, NO!" cried Kaede.

"HAHAHAHAH IT ME! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!" Tsumugi took a deep breath.

"FICTION (times 10000000000000000)! YOUR LIFE IS A LIE! THERE IS NO DANGANRONPA! THERE IS NO KILLING GAME! IT'S ALL FOR A SHOW! THERE IS NO LOS POLLOS HERMANOS! THERE IS NO [[SYNTAX ERROR: MISSING PROTAGONIST]] IT'S ALL FAKE LOL YOU WERE ALL FIDDLED, BAMBOOZLED, NONE OF THIS IS REAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LEMME FLEX THAT!" taunted Tsumugi as she brought a big jumbotron. There were audience, also laughing.

At that point, Kaede stopped crying. She began laughing. Crazily. She lost her mind.

But...then something unexpected happened. People disappeared on the screen, instead being replaced with one man only.

THE ONE AND ONLY.

"Say my name."

"HEISENBERG?????!!!!!!!!" Tsumugi pissed her pants upon seeing the divine figure of Heisenberg. Kaede stopped laughing as she was engulfed in fear when she saw his determined eyes. Then Heisenberg began:

"You're goddamned right. Now let me tell you something....this Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game? I have planned it all. Everyone was my bitch. Gus, Spamton, Tsumugi, you were all just fiddles played by me. What is happening right now is no fiction. I have made Los Pollos Hermanos fiction! I have made Junko fiction! Everything was according to the plan for me to usurp Los Pollos Hermanos and become the biggest meth manufacturer in the world. Even my faked unconsciousness was something I planned! Now, I rule the world with my pure crystal meth. No one will stop me anymore, even DEA is just a little sponge. Now tell me, Tsumigi.....who is the danger?".

"Y-you're the danger!" begged Tsumugi for her life, but it was fruitless in the end.

With his verbal attack, Tsumugi was vaporized. Only Kaede and Administrator were alive, with one traumatized from the whole ordeal.

"...I'm done....I'm just...done..." murmured Kaede as she left the class trial and thus the academy the killing game took place. Administrator remained.

"Heisenberg, what can I do?" asked Administrator.

"Anything as long as you don't try to fight me." answered Heisenberg.

"Well then, but this story is concluded, isn't it?" questioned Administrator.

"It is, indeed. With power I have gained, I can finally end the curse of killing games. I will now proceed to be the one who rules. Watch me." gave Heisenberg his last words before he ended the story as he saw fit.

THE ERA OF KILLING GAMES IS OVER.

NOW COMES THE GOLDEN ERA UNDER HEISENBERG!

THANK YOU FOR READING!

Chapter Text

Once upon a time, there was a desert, which was very nice but it was also a desert so it was not very nice. It was full of rocks-

"My name is Hank Schrader and I am going to kick some fucking ass." Hank announced to the world as he emerged from the mineral filled soil. He was filled with nothing more than wrathful vengeance for those who buried him after they announced that he was dead. How was he dead? This is a story for another paragraph, but the culprit will be annoucned by him.

"Fucking Nutzies....I'll get every single one of those bastards!" said Hank to himself as he started exploring the desert, but he soon found out that he was not armed with a glock.

"But first....I need gun." he said as he explored the desert. He was grateful for the desert, since it had minerals, but he was also not grateful for the desert since he was buried there for a year. A lot of things changed after he and Jesse rescured Walter from Gus Fring killing him. But Gus was dead and Los Pollos Hermanos ceased to be relevant. But someone was relevant...someone cringier, awfuller and despicable than Los Pollos Hermanos. He said it himself who it was: The Nutzies.

Then, Hank found Walmart in the middle of the desert. He went to the weapons store, to buy some weapons.

"Oi, whatcha needing?" asked the salesman.

"A gun and scope." requested Hank as he pointed at the glock and a scope.

"Bruh, why you need scope?" asked the salesman.

"There are certain things that are beyond universe's comprehension, pal." warned Hank.

"Understandable." said salesman as he gave him a gun and a scope. "That'd be 0.99 cents please.".

"I'm from DEA." said Hank.

"Nevermind, that'd be 0.01 cent please" the salesman gave him the glock and a scope. Hank put scope on the gun and gained some ammo as well.

"Thanks." said Hank.

"No problem. Have a nice day." said salesman as Hank left the store before he sniffed the air. He smelled the Nutzies from far away.

"Hmmm....Nutzies be hiding....but they can't stop the Hankening!" announced Hank before he jumped in the mineral soil as he began swimming underground.

Towa City was very nice city that was technologically advanced, even more so than in Japan. Unlike the rest of the world, Towa city was not trapped in the Los Pollos Hermanos vs Heisenberg conflict. It was very nice...for now.

Hank emerged from the ground as he swam in the sea, reaching the surface. Once he got out of the water, he climbed and reached the city. It was very nice, but it smelled of Nutzi.

"Once I find you out, I will make your eat your own shit, Nutzies! I bet Hitler found that hot!" said Hank as he explored the city. But he did not find any Nutzi, he just found a girl in sailor fuku, who seemed to be very scared and frightened.

"E-excuse me, is this the police? C-can I get help?" the girl yelped for help as she ran towards the DEA agent.

"What's the problem, toots?" asked Hank as he put his glock in a pocket.

"W-well, um....I don't know how I got here and I just wanna go home! Please take me out of the city!" begged the girl.

"No problemo, sugarpops. Anyway, what's ya name?" Hank listened and promised to take her home, but he wanted to know her name.

"Well, I'm Komaru Naegi, but I'm nothing special really...just an ordinary, average girl really. What's your name, Mr. uh...." Komaru introduced herself to Hank.

"My name's Hank. Hank Schrader. I'm from DEA and I've got some Nutzi ass to beat." introduced Hank.

"...N-nutzies? What do you mean by that?! Didn't they die in World War 2?" asked Komaru fearfully.

"I wish they were bombed to atoms, but they escaped not only just to Argentina, but everywhere else! They have been working in secret, to bring back Nutzism to popularity. Only good Nutzi is a dead Nutzi, toots." elaborated Hank.

"....a-and they're here too as well?!" panicked Komaru.

"Yes, I can smell the Nutzi here....but what do you mean as well?" asked Hank.

"Well, uh......BEARS!!!!" screamed Komaru as she panicked again, pointing at none other than the beginning of the end of Towa city: a pack of rampaging Monokumas.

However, Hank laughed.

"Y-you find them funny?" asked Komaru completely baffled.

"I won't need a gun for these bitches!" boasted Hank as he slowly approached them. Monokuma dashed towards him but stopped once they realized Hank was not afraid of them.They were curious before they planned to cover him in despair.

However, Hank did something that surprised Monokumas.

He performed a Haka. Monokumas were utterly confused. But the moment he finished performing Haka, he lunged at them and utterly beat the shit out of all Monokumas. He even ate an entire Monokuma like a hamburger right in front of other Monokuma's eyes. Monokumas internally shidded their pants as they run away from her. However, Komaru was also scared shitless. She couldn't even mutter a word.

"Hahaha, did you see those poor bastards? They were so ez!" boasted Hank.

".....A-are y-you sure y-you're not gonna hurt me?" trembled Komaru.

"Nah, you have a good heart. Innocents deserve peace." reassured Hank.

"...P-phew...is there any toilet nearby...b-because...." asked Komaru in a shy tone.

"Right over there, toots. I'll guard the entrance." Hank pointed at the toilet.

"O-oh...thank you!" thanked Komaru as she took the piss in the toilet and not in her pants. Hank guarded the entrance and some Monokumas went by. Hank grinned, showing that he still had bits of Monokuma in his teeths, making other Monokumas run away in fear. Komaru returned back, less scared because she knew Hank would protect her.

"Say, toots. What weapon you have?" asked Hank.

"Well,....this, if you can call it a weapon." Komaru showed her Megaphone Hacking Gun, which was only good for killing robots.

"Hahahaha, this is a weapon? Man, that's something pacifists would consider to be acceptable!" joked Hank.

"...A man with glasses gave it to me and said I should protect myself with it." said Komaru solemnly.

"Well, tell him that he is a dumbass and I'll get you a real gun." suggested Hank.

"R-REAL GUN?! I'VE-THERE IS NO GUN STORES IN JAPAN?!" shouted Komaru in fear.

"Who've said we gonna get to the store?" suggested Hank as they went exploring. Then they found a dead policeman, killed by Monokuma as Hank took the glock.

"Hah, glock. They're everywhere. Take this, I'll teach ya how to aim." said Hank as he taught her how to properly hold a gun.

"...B-but...but.....I don't wanna kill." murmured Komaru as her grip was trembling, her skin being pale just from the prospect of holding a thing that kills people.

"Listen, toots. The bears don't care. Nutzies don't care. Hell, the latter will absolutely relish in you being dead. However, here's the deal: you kill the bears, I kill the Nutzies, ok?" suggested Hank.

"....O-okay....destroying a robot is...easier to take than a human." Komaru kept telling it to herself.

"Definitely, though sometimes some peeps are so rotten its harder to destroy a robot." said Hank as they went, shooting Monokumas. They shot so many Monokumas that it seemed all easy.

Then, something happened.

One street, surrounded with buildings, was filled with Monokumas. They were all going mental, but so were Hank and Komaru, blasting all the Monokumas like a lawn mower mows lawn. They all seemed so easy.

Suddenly, out of one of windows, a Kar98k rifle with a scope peeked. Like an eagle hunting for his prey, Hank immediately spotted the sniper and instinctived pushed Komaru into

"Nutzi!" yelled Hank.

"N-N-NUTZI???!!!" yelped Komaru. They were now hiding in the alleyway street, with Monokumas no longer being a threat, for the single Nutzi sniper was the king of terror in the street. One unfortunate Japanese salary man passed by, as he was shot by the Nutzi sniper. Komaru was utterly terrified by the scene of an innocent man dying as she covered her mouth. Hank's fury became hotter than the hottest stars in the galaxy. Without saying a word, he knew what to do. Hank's hand peaked out of the alleyway and flipped a finger at the Nutzi. Just when the Nutzi finished reloading and was ready to shoot his finger off, Hank jumped out of the alleyway, perfomed a 360 and.....

NO SCOPE!!!!!!

The Nutzi, now thankfully deaded than dead thanks to Hank's explosive bullets, was now dead as he fell out of the window. Hank grinned but Komaru was scared shitless again.

"We must go to that building! He must have a radio so we can find other Nutzies!" said Hank as both of them rushed towards the building where the Nutzi was. Once inside, they did find a radio. The radio was turned on and then they heard a voice.

"Das ist die Zentrale von Towa Tower! Status jetzt melden, Grunzen!" said the radio commander.

"Status: your ass is going to be fucking kicked, Nutzi bastard!" replied Hank to the radio.

"WAS????!!!" shouted the radio commander before Hank broke the radio in half.

"Toots, we gonna have a trip to Towa Tower! We've got some sauerkraut to bust! Hahahah!" said Hank as they immediately went rushing towards the Towa Tower, the big tower in Towa city.

"...I don't even know what is happening anymore!" squeaked Komaru.

They did, indeed, reach Towa Tower. The first floor was thankfully just with Monokumas and they cleared it out pretty ez. However, they heard a voice. A voice of a scared man. He was hiding in the elevator and they opened the elevator.

"Please, don't shoot! Please, please don't shoot! I have a family-" begged the man with glasses. He had similiaries with someone Komaru had vague knowledge of, a certain boy who hid his insecurities.

"Don't worry pal. Only thing we shooting here is bears and Nutzies." reassured Hank.

"Y-yeah, we're not gonna kill innocents!" reassured Komaru as well.

"O-oh thank goodness....I'm beyond relieved to know..." the man let out a sigh.

"Who are you in the middle of the Nutzi infestation, pal?" asked Hank.

"Ah, sorry...My name is Taichi Fujisaki...I am an IT worker at Towa Tower...or was I before it was taken over by the Nutzies." said Taichi.

"....Fujisaki? Are you...related to...Chihiro Fujisaki in any way?" asked Komaru?

"Hahaha, that is my child! Such a good one at that, I'll always be proud of my Chihiro." smiled Taichi.

"Oh my goodness, Chihiro's dad in our side! Isn't it great that we have an Ultimate on our side?" beamed Komaru.

"Ultimate what?" asked Hank.

"Ultimate Talents, you know, people who are super skilled at one skill and then are...better...than...you know...they have more value...." said Komaru.

"Talent with a capital T, what the fuck? I always thought Japan was crazy with this animay shit, but this is another level!" said Hank in a baffled tone.

"Well...it doesn't really matter if you have a talent or not....in fact, it's worse now. Everything is worse if Hope's peak has pinned you as a talented person now." revealed Taichi.

"...Worse?...What do you mean by that? asked Komaru as she tilted her head. Taichi started explaining:

"Where do I even begin? It happened about one year ago...."

FLASHBACK TIME

Hope's peak was once a proud academy of Japan, but deep down, it also represented everything wrong with Japan. Students were seperated by talented and not talented. My child belonged to the former group. He had a wonderful group of friends there. I especially remeber a certain boy with an ahoge, who always helped him, a loving girl with a passion of video games that was almost like my child's sister. She teased my child a lot, but she was always gentle and caring. I remeber that my child often hanged around with a boy with a passion for motorcycles. He helped my child get stronger, along with a coach and gymnacist from the class where she was. They all had....so much good times....

Until the owner of Los Pollos Hermanos stepped inside. Then...I don't know what happened, but all we knew that the headmaster was assassinated and replaced by....him.

The teacher of my child's friend class organized an escape. My child and my child's friends were taken to safety....but some were still caught by Los Pollos Hermanos and they were put in....killing games, which were broadcasted all over the world. I still....I still remember how Sayaka was killed.....I still remember it.....but then the mastermind was utterly destroyed by that bearded bald person...what was his name?

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION AND POSSIBLY OVER

"Walt? Hahahah, he destroyed Gus! You no longer have to worry about that fucker! Though damn, he caused a lot of fucked up shit. But now, you gotta worry about the Nutzies. I assume they came out of their assholes once Los Pollos Hermanos fell." said Hank.

"...Ahoge boy....that's my brother right? Makoto Naegi is his name....and he's safe?" asked Komaru out of concern.

"Yeah...that was him...he's safe." said Taichi.

"Phew...." Komaru let out a sigh of relief.

"So...is there anything I can do for you?" asked Taichi.

"Find me every single Nutzi hideout there is in Towa." said Hank.

"Ah, n-no problem! Just that....it's kinda scary, but I'll keep my word." promised Taichi as they all went to the elevator.

One problem.

The elevator was coming down.

"...Oh shit...." said Hank as he pulled Komaru and Taichi to the safe place, as he spotted that the elevator did not carry people or Monokumas.

It were six Nutzies, all armed with MP40 machine guns. The Nutzies, who were dressed like WW2 Nutzi soldiers, Stahlhelm and all that shit went out to patrol the bottom floor.

"Goddamn Nutzies....I hate them Nutzies!" said Hank as he cringed at Nutzies. He prepared his glock, knowing that the very first shot would reveal his position. Komaru and Taichi were scared shitless. Hank thought of a way to kill those Nutzies and he got the idea.

QUICK SCOPE!

DOUBLE KILL

TRIPLE KILL

MONSTER KILL

ULTRA COMBO!

HOLY SHIT

With six quickscopes, Hank killed all the Nutzies. At that point, Komaru was starting to get used to Nutzi killing, but Taichi was, unfortunately, all traumatized.

"Fuck, more Nutzis will come from stairs and elevator!" said Hank.

"B-But we need to reach the top floor! Otherwise, I can't find the Nutzi hideouts!" said Taichi.

"Then we will climb the elevator!" said Hank with sincerety.

"What." said both Komaru and Taichi, but Hank did not elaborate further as he made both Komaru and Taichi sit on his shoulders as he leaped forward, climbing the elevator as fast as he could to avoid all fire by all those MP40 tooting Nutzies. Luckily, all the Nutzies did not notice him climbing the elevator.

After they reach the floor, they found big computer. But alas, big computer was overtaken....by Warriors of Hope? When did they become relevant.

"Hahaha, tricked! You thought you could use the computer but you can't!" the orange haired kid spoke that I forget his name. No joke, I legit don't remember his name.

"If the birds poop, does that mean the worms eat poop?" said Jataro the masked one.

"Hahaha! Fufufufu! You've been tricked! Bamboozled! You utter stupid meanie fools! You thought you wanted the computer to save yourselves didn't you? Hahaha, feel despair, demons!" said Kotoko, one of three I actually want to remeber.

"No, I want to find Nutzi hideouts, you little shits." said Hank without a spook in his face, but Komaru and Taichi were very spooked.

"Hahaha....wait hold the sec, what the heck? Nutzi hideouts, what are you talking about?" asked Kotoko.

"Uh...what is a Nutzi?" the orange kid asked.

"Nutzi is when you put deez nuts in your mouth." said Jataro with sincerety.

"WHAT THE HECK FUCK, JATARO?! WHEN DID YOU START MAKING JOKES LIKES THIS?!" shouted Kotoko

"But that's what Monaca told me." said Jataro.

"They're about to get their own nuts in their mouths, alright." said Hank.

"Wait a second....do you actually intend to fight Nutzies?" asked Nagisa, the good one.

"No shit, Sherlock. Now, hand over their hideouts." said Hank.

"Of course! This will be useful for-" Nagisa was about to say the hideouts, sparing them the work, had it not been that he was shot. Hank, Komaru and Taichi were all horrified that they saw a kid being shot....by another kid, none than less.

"Awww, poor wittwe Nagisa spoke a little too much, hasn't he?~" taunted Monaca with a smile on her face, holding a Luger.

"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MONACA??!! NAGISA WAS OUR FRIEND!" shouted Kotoko at her, but was quickly silenced when Monaca pointed a Luger at her.

"Does little Kotoko want to go to wonderland too? Don't worry, I'll be-" Monaca was about to shoot Kotoko for the hell of it, but then...

HANK PAUNCH!

Hank punched her face, making her miss the shot before he disarmed her. Monaca was knocked out, thank fucking god.

"Fucking Nutzi shit.....I'll not kill you, but I'll send your ass to prison!" said Hank to unconscious Monaca. Other kids were super afraid of Hank.

"Don't worry, I'll send your asses to the therapy. You'll live a nice life afterwards." promised Hank. "Now hand over hideouts.".

"I'll do it! I remeber what Nagisa said!" said Kotoko as she typed on big computer, revealing that Nutzis only had two remaining factory and Towa Hills.

"Thank you-" Hank wanted to thank, but then BIG KABOOMA WAS HEARD! The Nutzi Sturmmörserwagen 606/4 mit 38 cm RW 61 (or Sturmtiger for non-pedantics) blew up the bottom of Towa Tower and it began to fall.

"THE TOWER WENT KABOOMA!" cried Komaru. However, Hank just grabbed them all as he jumped off the building.

"I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE!" cried Komaru. Everyone except Hank screamed. Hank just watched the ground with a determined stare.

Suddenly, an Opel Blitz truck with a fuckton of mattresses parked right where Hank fell. They all landed on the mattresses, alive and safe.

"WE LIVE!" shouted Komaru in excited panic.

It turned out...the driver was Toko Fukawa!

"Tokiiii!!!!!!! I'm so glad to see you!" Komaru went to Toko and gave her a kiss on cheek.

"Goddamnit, Komaru, now it's not time to be gay! We'll do that after Nutzies!" said Toko. "You all fuckers, tell me where to go!"

"The factory!" said Hank.

"I'm sorry but WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FACTORY IN TOWA?!!!!" shouted Toko.

"Go to the other end of the city, near Towa Hills! There is a sewer that leads to factory!" said Kotoko as she gave her the map. They all dropped the mattresses and they were ready.

"You all hide, I'll give cover!" said Hank as he was the only one looking above, all of those were hiding below. Komaru was with Toko.

"O-okay, so-FUCK!" Toko stepped on the gas pedal full force the moment she saw horse carriages with Nutzies, all of them Nutzies armed with Kar98k's and MP40s and ready to kill them. Thus, they drove like nuts as Hank was busy quick scoping every single Nutzi on the way. He spared the horses because they weren't Nutzi as horses ran away from Nutzis. Suddenly, Nutzies started to do a little bit of trolling and by that I mean they started yeeting Panzerfausts at Toko driven Opel Blitz. None of them hit, because not only did Hank quick scope them all, but he also quick scoped the Fausts.

After a Nutzi filled carnage, they reached the sewer.

"Kiddos, you gotta hide! You won't be safe!" said Hank, to which Warriors of Hope obeyed. Hank, Komaru, Toko and Taichi went inside the smelly sewer, where they found the factory.

The factory was making weapons. Nutzi weapons. So many Nutzi weapons it rivalled Nutzi Germany back in 1939. Monokumas were enslaved to make Nutzi weapons as they were abused and looked by Nutzi Kommadants.

They all cringed so hard when they saw Nutzies.

"We gotta blow this dump!" suggested Hank.

"H-how? We have no bombs!" argued Toko.

"Bruh.....we have bombs everywhere! All I need...is a good shot!" said Hank.

"But how will you-" Taichi wanted to ask, but Hank already jumped in the air and did a

NO SCOPE

The bullet ricochet everywhere until it hit the stockpile. By that time, Hank and his friends escaped the factory.

KABOOOM

Factory did a big kabooma. Monokumas and Nutzi Kommadants were dead. So was Haiji Towa, because he was in a factory but no one cares lol.

"One more thing now....Towa Hills! Then the Nutzi is dead!" said Hank as they all ran towards Towa Hills.

But when they did...

He was there.

The person who was root of all problems for Hank. The one who did the very bad things.

Jack from Aryan Brotherhood, Breaking Bad Season 5 (SPOILERS).

"Sup, Hank." greeted Jack. The moment when

Hank stopped as his previous life displayed in front of his eyes.

FLASHBACK TIME

Hank was on the desert floor as his brother-in-law was held hostage by the Neo Nutzies. Jack was there, in his last moments, standing right over him. Hank, despite his best efforts, was outmatched by the Neo Nutzies. His brother in law offered Jack 80 million dollars just to spare his life.

However, Hank knew what was coming.

"My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go fuck yourself!" Hank flipped the Neo Nutzi with zero hits to his pride. His brother in law still begged him to live, but the DEA agent had no choice to embrace his fate.

But before that, he had one thing to say.

"You're the smartest guy I have ever met and yet you are too stupid to see...he made up his mind ten minutes ago.".

"Do what you're gonna-".

Nothing more than a gunshot was heard.

FLASHBACK OVER

Without any hesitation or even a word, Hank filled Jack's head with bullets. He wasn't even no scoping or quick scoping, just unleashing an entire mag on him. Karma was laughing at Jack's fate. Unfortunately, Komaru, Toko and Taichi were horrified beyond relief. Due to blood, Toko fainted. Komaru had to carry her.

"...This isn't over yet, isn't it?" asked Komaru as she was about to have a breakdown from the ordeal.

"...Don't worry about it anymore, toots. Just one more person to go for and there will be no more Nutzies. Understood?" reassured Hank. Komaru gulped but still embraced what was going to happen as they all went inside.

However, no one was prepared.

"WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!" yelled Hank when he saw the identity of Nutzi Boss, or in their language....Nutzi High Commander.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" screamed Komaru as she pissed her pants upon seeing him.

"My goodness, no!!!" gulped Taichi.

The boss of Nutzis was....

The one and only.....

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE EXPECTED YOU, ASAC SCHRADER!".

It was Rudolph von Stroheim!

Hank immediately began firing his glock at him, but all bullets bounced off from him. For the first time in his life, he began to fear the Nutzi.

"Hahahaha, your attempts to kill the Deutsche Spirit are as pathetic as Belgian resistance against Blitzkrieg! Thanks to your brother-in-law's and Gus' stupidity, Deutschland will truly reach its peak once again!" boasted Stroheim.

"I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!!" screamed Komaru like a banshee.

"...PfftahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA! Your Untermensch brain does not comprehend that I have used GERMAN ENGINEERING TO MAKE A COPY OF MYSELF! Heisenberg truly thought he got rid of me, as he thought that I make him shit his inferior, Yankee made pants! It was ruse, so we could secretly rise again! Unlike the idiot Hitler and his generals, who wasted on stupid shit instead of MILITÄRISCHE ENFOLGE, I SHALL BECOME THE ULTIMATE NAZI KOMMANDANT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".

".....FUCK!!!" shouted Hank in despair. Komaru immediately hugged him out of pure fear as she whimpered.

"I see that fear has struck you! Gooooood, very goooood! I'd like to correct you first....I am not Rudolph von Stroheim...." said Rudolph von Stroheim before not only two MG42 machine guns bursted out of his shoulders, but a FUCKING FLAK 88 ANTI AIR ARTILLERY CANNON bursted out of his chest. Hank and his friends made a run for it before Stroheim could unleash the unholy mechanized hell of pure evil upon them.

"ICH BIN EIN KRIEG MASCHINE!".

Hank and his friends ran for their lives as absolutely everything behind them was pulverized to hell and back. Although Stroheim could only walk, it didn't matter, all he needed to do was to put them in the line of Flak 88. But that was not Stroheim's ace in the hole after all.

"Fools! You think you can run from the incarnation of Blitzkrieg?!!!" laughed Stroheim as he suddenly pulled out a radio, calling for someone. Someone from above.

Hank, Komaru, unconscious Toko and Taichi were now hiding from the maddest opponent he has ever seen. Taichi and Komaru were trembling like hell. Even Hank was breathing heavily upon seeing the might of Stroheim. Jack was a little bitch compared to the militaristic madman.

"Guys....we gotta come up with a way to kick his ass. He's heavy as shit, there's gotta be a way!" Hank tried his best to keep his composure, but stress was getting him. However, all responses he got was whimpered and begging for the whole thing to be over.

"C'mon, have some hope! I'm sure we'll beat the crap out of-" Hank tried to reassure the best way he could

But then the sky started to scream.

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" roared Hank on top of his lungs as he grabbed all of his friends, running as far as he could as he saw a Junker Ju-87 "Stuka" dive bomber unleashing it's horrifying screech upon him. The bomb was dropped too and it exploded just behind them, enough that shrapnel actually harmed all of them. Despite their injuries, they kept running as much as they could.

But there wasn't just one Stuka in the sky. They had to evade multiple strikes, with each hitting even closer.

Meanwhile, Stroheim roared with laughter that was heard upon the entire city.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SCHRADER! THE MEMORY OF YOU WILL VANISH IN THE GARBAGE BIN OF HISTORY!" boasted Stroheim, knowing that his success was inevitable.

Then, Stukas started to explode from the sky.

"W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!! HOW COULD THE MIGHTY LUFTWAFFE BE SHOT DOWN?!!! IMPOSSIBLE!" he screamed in utter fear as he saw his precious dive bombers falling from the sky. On the other end, even though Komaru and Taichi were still horrified, Hank saw hope in exploding Stukas. Then, a thunderous sound was heard.

A triumphant thunderous sound.

All of 10 Stukas were completely annilihated....by 4 F-15C Eagles of United States Air Force! All of them used AMRAAMs to kill those damned Stukas.

"YEAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! GOD BLESS THE US OF A!" Hank was filled with nothing but hope and utter hype when he saw the eagles.

"...Are we...are we saved?" trembled Komaru, still unsure if it was all over.

"Saved? That's an understatement of the fucking millenium, Komaru!" cheered Hank as he gave them Eagles a salute. By that time, hope sparked in Komaru and Taichi as well. Toko was still unconscious.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!! NOT THE VERDAMMNT YANKEES!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Stroheim in defeat as he tried to shoot down Eagles with his Flak 88.

But, whoopsie, a GBU-12 laser guided bomb fell on his face, completely and utterly glassing him. Literally nothing remained of Stroheim. It turned out that amid Eagles, two F-35A Lighting II's of Japanese Self Air Defense Force sneaked in, just to perform a strike on Stroheim himself.

Thus, the Nutzi was no more. They were all dead.

"Komaru, it's over." said Hank. Komaru couldn't help it anymore and cried like there was no tomorrow. Taichi and Hank both gave her a hug, but so did Toko, who just woke up.

Finally, there was peace. Towa was now free of Nutzi.

Suddenly, a helicopter, a type of Sikorsky S-70, basically a civvie Blackhawk, landed near.

"Oh, we're going to get home?" asked Komaru.

"Yes, Komaru. It's time for us to-" reassured Hank, but once the door of helicopter opened, there was no more peace. The one inside heli, Kyoko Kirigiri, who looked utterly horrified, dropped the truth bomb.

"Komaru....your brother....he's been captured!" shouted Kyoko in panic. For a stoic woman like her to be so scared, was a sign of grave things to come.

"WHAT??!!!" yelped Komaru.

"Oh shit...." said Hank as he realized he's off to a new adventure again. Far away, Makoto was transported to Future Foundation (cringelords smh) for an interrogation.

"Oh god, please help me." thought Makoto to himself.

But who got his ass to Future Foundation?

The answer is simple.

Heisenberg, Jesse and Spamton NEO were watching from afar.

"Yo, Mr.White, do you think this was a good idea?" asked Jesse.

"Jesse, look. I thought Hank could kill all the Nutzies, but Stroheim came dangerously close to fucking us over. I've had to use my connections to contact Japanese government to authorize an attack against Nutzies. Thanks to photographic evidence, they went in pretty easily. However, our last enemy still awaits us." said Heisenberg.

"WHY AM I STILL HERE IN THE [12th Circle of Shitposts]?? LET ME OUTTA HERE! LET ME BE [Big]!!!" screamed Spamton NEO.

"Spamton, I still need you. You abrupted our plan too early and whoever did you throw out of the story, I hope it's not someone who could fuck us over. Anyway, I've realized it's not the killing games that are the problem. It's the root of it all. We need to reset this twisted game and start it from the ashes! Like a phoenix, Heisenberg will rise again!" monologued Heisenberg before he looked at you.

"Now let me ask this....who is the danger?".

Chapter Text

Chapter Text

Hello? Is this thing on?

…

Okay, okay! It’s on! Phew...I thought it was going to goof up again

So! As I promised, I’m gonna give you a story how it was before….things went south. Who am I, you ask? Well, I’m no other than Chisa Yukizome, the instructor, teacher, sensei, however you wanna call it, of Class 77-B, the best class in the school. Oh no no, I’m not being biased here at all...well, maybe a bit, since it’s my first class after all, but who could blame me? They are all wonderful rotten little oranges, even though for some, it might take some time to approach them. But don’t worry, they’ll all good people at heart. I believe that anyone is capable of doing good...well, rather used to.

I don’t wanna sound like I’m doing any favoritism, don’t get me wrong….but there’s a student that’s….kind of special to me. So much so that….well, I did all legals things to do, so it shouldn’t be too embarrassing to say, but I adopted her. Chiaki Nanami is here name. Not gonna use any past tense for her because…..sorry, I got carried away, it still worries me. Chiaki is what I like to call a “cinnamon roll”, is that a weird thing to say? No?

Okay, okay, but hear me out on why Chiaki is special to me. She always tries her best to make everyone around herself happy, like that time when she got me a surprise birthday party! I have never seen nor heard any student doing so much for a teacher. I honestly expected that I’d be hated in the class, since...you know...it’s a rarity that a student likes a teacher, let alone would do such stuff for them. I’ve…it made me cry a little.

C’mon, it was just a little! It wasn’t really much!

….Fine, I’ve cried a lot. It was waterfalls, man. Don’t get me wrong, I am a healthy and emotionally stable woman, but I’m also emotional! Such stuff gets me! It’s just that she always makes so sure that everyone around her is comfortable...it’s just….you know….sometimes in life, you need that presence.

...I just wish she’d put that amount of effort in helping herself. I’m not sure if she realizes how much she needs it. She wants to play a hero all the time, but when it comes to acknowledging her own accomplishments, she’s always like “It wasn’t much…” or “I didn’t really do a lot…” and similar. It...it hurts. It hurts a lot. Don’t worry about it too much, she is trying, just that she has a long way to go.

I must also mention the Reserve Course students too! They are just as valid as Ultimates are!...contrary to what Hope’s peak thought. It’s like...the higher ups always tried to deliberately separate them while also making them believe that Reserve Course students are inferior to other people. Unbelievable, I tell you….it’s probably the only silver lining in what am I about to tell soonish that happened to Hope’s peak…..but now on a lighter note, Hajime! He takes care of my little cinnamon roll, I love it every time when they’re on the bench and they play games together. Gala Omega is the one that they play most commonly. It’s just so….you know I’m gonna say it, but I really wish that they should kiss already!...or maybe they did? Maybe? I know Chiaki can be a little secretive, but when it comes to romantic stuff, I am the expert!

Okay, I know I should get to the point, but can I talk about my romantic life, please?

Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeee?

C’mon, not everything has to be gloomy, lets start with something light!

Hah! It worked! I kind of took notes from Chiaki to have those “puppy dog eyes” that she does. Hehehe, the power, I feel it! Anyway, so why should I talk about it? Because it’s relevant. So, I’m engaged with Kyosuke Munataka, who, even though he can look scary, he’s a big softie and a big sweetie at the same time!

The real scary one is me, I think. Oh yeah and about if I peg him…..

The answer is YES! Nearly daily. I love it. He loves it. But this is not M rated situation so I’ll hush! It’s my secret!

But I’m bringing him up is because me, him and my best friend Juzo are….well, were secretly running an investigation in the academy. Koichi Kizakura was helping us too. He’s also a buddy of mine, a great one at that. We have heard rumors that Hope’s peak might have a shadier track record than we have had ever imagined. Honestly, I had to already reform the school…..forcefully most of the time, like how it should be more accepting to people who are different from others. Believe me, back in my time when I was a student, Ultimate Housekeeper I was called, things were….nasty, if you “didn’t fit in”. With investigation, we hoped that we could genuinely change Hope’s peak for the better. Hope’s peak would actually live up to its reputation for once…..

That changed the day I met a certain man. A man which I wish should have known him more better….because he is the reason why everything went haywire.

I remember the day like it was tomorrow. I was just arriving to my class when I saw him in front of the entrance. He was dressed in that yellow suit of his, which was accompanied with a tie. When I first saw him, I didn’t know he was anything like….how I know him now. He had a very welcoming expression on his face and his body movement was really relaxed.

“Good morning, Madam.” he greeted with a smile on the face. That smile of his was an infectious one, it just made me smile back.

“Good morning, Mister! How can I help you?” I did a little bow out of courtesy and it’s kinda nice doing those bows. Makes me feel like a proper lady!

“Oh, I was about to ask. I wanted to see Hope’s Peak Academy, but I’m not sure if I could properly navigate there.” the man requested me to show how Hope’s Peak looks inside. I did the usual thing, I always love to help.

“Of course! That’s not a problem!”.

I really wish I haven’t done that.

I showed the man more or less every nook and cranny that was accessible normally. The dining room, class rooms, stuff like that. He had a particularly childlike wonder when he was observing the academy. It made it all more fun to show it around. You can tell when people have interest in something and he certainly had. After I did my part, we went out of the academy.

“Thank you very much for showing me the academy. I am incredibly grateful for your hard work.” the man gave me a compliment. The way he said was was really sweet too, I couldn’t help it.

“Awwww, it wasn’t much, hehe….” my cheeks were like cherries. I dunno, it’s stuff that like that gets me...you know….hehehe….

Since I thought he was a good man, I asked him for his name. He gave me one that I’ll never ever forget. For better or for worse….

Gustavo Fring.

That was his name. At that time, I really didn’t know what he truly was. He told me that he was just a humble, hardworking manager at Los Pollos Hermanos, which translates to The Chicken Brothers, I think. Gus told me that he is continuing the legacy of his uncles, which was to share delicacy of Chile around the world, specifically fried chicken. He was even so kind enough to give me a discount at his restaurant, which was even in Tokyo! Los Pollos Hermanos truly did expand so quickly.

If I only knew what Los Pollos Hermanos truly was.

So after he went back to Los Pollos Hermanos, I went to my class. As we started for the day, I just told them about my encounter with Gus. When I didn’t tell the name to my students, they all thought he was a very kind man. Perhaps it would inspire some that kindness does pay out in the end.

Then the whole situation turned quite different the moment I’ve said his name.

“Excuse me, Miss Yukizome, but do you perhaps know the name of this kind man?” asked Sonia with a particularly innocent and curious tone in her voice.

Then I’ve said it.

“Oh, Gustavo Fring was his name.”.

The moment I’ve said his name, I’ve noticed that Fuyuhiko started to tremble. His breathing became heavier as he started to sweat a lot. Peko was already checking him, but the entire class, including me, rushed to help him.

“What’s wrong, Fuyuhiko?!” at the time, fear rushed in my body. I was about seconds away from calling a hospital, the panic attack he had was severe.

“Why did you fucking do that, dumbass?!” I remember Fuyuhiko scolding the living hell out of me. It wasn’t just the usual Fuyuhiko level angry, it felt….almost primal. Like it was a life or death situation. At the time, I was not wise. He had every right to yell at me.

“U-um, w-what do you mean by that?” I asked him. I have to admit, I was pretty shaken. Other students were telling him to take a breath but

“Do you even fucking know who Gus is? Do you want to fucking know?!” continued Fuyuhiko, although later on Peko stepped in. Even though her expression was subdued, I could sense that she completely afraid, not only just for Fuyuhiko, but she feared Gus as well.

“Miss Yukizome...is it possible to discuss this somewhere safe? Anyone who wants to hear the truth, we’ll meet each other somewhere safe? It’s not obligatory….just those who wanna risk it.” she gave an offer, although hesitating a lot to talk about Gus himself. I just gave her a nod, assuring her that I would come. The rest of the day was rather uneventful, but there was this….how do I put it….atmosphere to it.

Before I went to the meeting, I messaged Kyosuke that he should take care. As I checked that my apartment couldn’t be broken into, which….has a history, but that’s a topic for another day. I carefully walked towards the meeting, since streets of Tokyo….are not safe at night at all. Luckily, no harmful encounters were had and I managed to reach an abandoned building. That was a place where our meeting was and participants were rather surprising. Of course, Fuyuhiko and Peko were there, but so were his sister Natsumi, Hajime,….Gundham?, Hiyoko….and Chiaki. I couldn’t force them to choose otherwise, but….it was eating me up inside when I saw them. The fact that they put themselves in danger….yeah…..

“Hey, guys.” I greeted them quietly, making sure that no one could hear us.

“Thank fuck you’re here, Miss Yukizome. You need this the most.” Fuyuhiko said to me in a much calmer tone than before, but I could still feel that he was afraid. He wasn’t the only one, I could see how Chiaki was hugging herself, even though she had a rather determined expression on her face. Her breathing could be heard too. My heart was crushing me when I saw it, I could actually feel pain in myself. God, I still remember it...too clearly.

“No one’s safe, isn’t that right, Natsumi?” I remember Hajime asking her that as he was trembling. Poor boy didn’t deserve to go through that. No one does.

“Yeah….big bro told me enough on what Fring does with those who cross him.” Natsumi kept somewhat of a stoic facade, but what her brother feared was shared with her.

“I do not exactly trust meat based business per say, but I won’t force my values. Let us begin.” Gundham, who I remember was being possibly too calm for the situation. Maybe he was like Fuyuhiko that he knew what kind of businesses he dealt with. He still hasn’t told anyone about it.

Once Fuyuhiko began to talk, I was beyond any words.

“Alright, let’s get to the point. The chicken and shit? It’s a cover up what Gus’ business is actually about: crystal methamphetamine.”.

“Bullshit! You have to be making that up!” quickly countered Hiyoko as if she was trying to reassure herself that the man who just stepped inside Hope’s Peak Academy was a kingpin. I couldn’t believe it either….no one did at first glance.

“Oh, you think that’s bullshit? Take a look at this and tell me if it’s bullshit or not.” Fuyuhiko then showed us pictures of…..Gus’ business. An entire freaking meth laboratory inside the restaurant. Buckets full of meths...only thing I could do was to gasp and cover my mouth. I let...a meth manufacturer inside Hope’s Peak that time….If I could punch myself in the past, I would do it as hard as possible.

“That is the reality of Fring’s business. Best thing to do...is to stay away as far as possible. I’m saying this as an heir of Kuzuryu clan...don’t fuck with him, understood?” Fuyuhiko warned us all about it….No wonder why he had a panic attack before, considering what kind of person Gus was.

The thing about that moment was….we only knew about him second hand.

“Hey, Natsumi….what did you mean by what hes does to who cross him?” asked Chiaki. Poor girl was trembling from all of that. I couldn’t resist it and just sat closer to her. Just wanted to reassure her that she was safe by holding her hand, that was all.

“...You don’t want to know….you legitimately do not want to know.” warned Natsumi, which only made the situation more frightening for us. Even Gundham started to show signs of nervousness. It’s always unknown that’s the worst.

Then I remember a certain someone joining our conversation unexpectedly.

“Hello there. I didn’t expect you all to be there at such late time.”

It was Nagito. I have to admit, he startled us all at that time, but at the same time, it was thankfully just him.

Soon enough that thankfully I used would be retracted.

“O-oh hey, Nagito. What are you up to?” I asked him, partially hoping that he would just join us and discuss about our conversation.

“I was just passing by. I’m quite pleased that I saw Ultimates on my way….not so much with those two Reserve Course students, though.” he said to us….he wasn’t exactly being considerate about it either. Don’t get me wrong, I think that Nagito as my student has value and I genuinely wish him to stop self deprecating so much….but at the same time, he becomes an entirely different person when it comes to Reserve Course students. He’s….troubling and not too far off from being expelled. Remember when I said that I had to make the school itself more open-minded?...Yeah….some still have a long way to go...

“...Hey!” Hajime, understandably so, immediately went to defend himself, but a certain someone already provided him back up at that time.

“Nagito….take it back right now. Stop being awful at Reserve Course students for once.” Chiaki gave him one hell of a glare at him. I do mean it, if she gave me such look, I’d be kinda afraid….and Chiaki is like the least scary person on the planet.

“Fuck off right now, Nagito! I’m not going to tolerate your bullshit!” Fuyuhiko shook his fist at them as he placed himself in front of Natsumi.

“...Fine, I expected you all Ultimates to be more welcoming...I’m just saying that someone wants to talk to you. Farewell then.” although he didn’t look particularly offended….actually, he didn’t at all. He just...casually accepted that he was being told to sod off….I kinda felt guilty about it.

The moment I’d say started this disaster domino tumble would be when Fuyuhiko stood up, going like “Hey, fucker, you ain’t getting away!” to him. Why, you ask?

Well….that’s when Fuyuhiko met him.

“Hello there, Heir of Kuzuryu.” spoke an unfamiliar voice to him...at that time.

“Wait, who is-OH SHIT!” was what I remember Fuyuhiko yelping before he ran back.

But that man followed him and found us out. We later figured out that the identity of that man was Mike Ehrmantraut. Just from...everything about him, from appearance, body language and how he always had his hand inside the pocket...we could tell that he could have killed us at any moment. At that point no one could hide their fear….not even me.

“Hey man. We can deal with this without any trouble I swear I really do, man. Please….just listen to us.” Fuyuhiko stammered as he tried to convince him not to kill us all. For the unnerving moment, Mike was silent. He didn’t even have an expression on his face other than that...unmoved look.

“...I ain’t the talker.” We felt utter cold upon hearing Mike’s words. We thought we were done for. Nothing we could do could spare us the moment he would pull out a gun. Out of instinct, I held Chiaki close. I could feel how much did she tremble.

“W-what the hell you mean by that?! Please, don’t tell me that-” Fuyuhiko, poor boy, begged for our lives. To see an heir of an actual Yakuza clan, a dangerous one at that, mind you, like that...in front of that man….I don’t know how to describe.

However, that was, and I am eternally grateful that it went that way, proven wrong quickly.

“If you wanna talk, then ask him.” Mike stepped aside before that person who wanted to talk to us arrived.

Who exactly wanted to talk to us, you might ask? Well, it became clear to us….really quick….

Gus Fring.

He was...like an entirely different person. The kind man whose politeness and courtesy was endless was just a facade. The smile on his face that made others happy was replaced with an emotionless, cold frown. When I looked into his eyes, there was no ray of light, only the endless abyss. All of us became dead silent when he established his presence. Every moment of silence was weighing us down.

Then, he began to talk with a voice lacking any warmth.

“Explain yourselves.”.

“..It’s...it’s nothing, Gus. It really is nothing, we don’t want to bother you. I swear, Gus, it’s nothing.” even though he was breathing heavily, Fuyuhiko was still trying his best to be calm about it. To go up against him while still being calm, it was really brave of him. I felt proud of him, deep down.

When Fuyuhiko gave his defense, there was that crushing silence again. More he stared at us, more I felt like we were being put into submission. We couldn’t fight against this man.

“Yet you are afraid. You know something, don’t you?” Gus gave him a question that startled all of us.

“….Gus, you’re pretty well known about it. I am a part of the biggest yakuza clan in the whole Japan. Everyone knows what you do with those who try to fuck you over….Not even the craziest motherfuckers would put up fists against you. And before you ask...yes, I told them about your business, but as a deterrent! It was only that! We want to stay away from you, Gus.” Fuyuhiko, while he was still being calm, gave him reasons to spare us. It was true, we didn’t want to do anything with Gus, we just wanted to have a happy time at Hope’s Peak….not being pulled into a drug war.

Just like before, Gus remained silent for a moment. He stared right into everyone’s eyes. I could feel my heartbeat going insane through out silence….I’ve felt Nanami’s heart beat really fast too. She was clinging on me tightly through out of it.

Thank goodness for what followed.

“I find your response to be…..legitimate, heir of Kuzuryu.”.

We all took a sigh of relief upon hearing that Gus would spare us.

However, any semblance of relief was short lived.

“If you truly wish to not interfere with my business, then you have to leave this country in twenty four hours. The time right now is 00:00, so it’s impossible for you to miss it out.” Gus gave us an order. We couldn’t believe it. Twenty four hours to not just leave our homes, but also to find a new one at that, away from the kingpin? And the worst thing is….we didn’t have any choice.

“...What exactly would happen if we do not leave within time limit? I’m asking out of curiosity.” Gundham bravely asked, even though...it felt like we couldn’t speak back.

“If you do not fulfill my demand, you have two options. You could choose one that would benefit you, like how Komaeda and Hanamura did….or you could try to be reckless. To be frank, we only needed one to join. Everyone else is free to do so.” Gus coldly answered his question. It became clear to us that the former mentioned student...just ratted us out…..

….how….how could….no, nevermind, it’s past now.

“...Fucking bastard.” Fuyuhiko tried to repress his anger as much as possible, but….I could feel how burning it was. I remember seeing Peko biting her own lip as well.

“Hold on a second….why Teruteru out of people...what did you do with him?” asked Hiyoko as I saw her trembling.

“He chose to work at Los Pollos Hermanos by himself. He said that he needed to supply his ill mother through monetary means. Now that shall be enough. You know what to do.” said Gus his last words to us before he and Mike left.

A ll of us remained silent. We had no choice other than to...leave. That was our only guarantee of safety….just...away from Gus...that was all….

“Miss Yukizome...is everything going to be alright?” murmured Chiaki to me. Poor girl was terrified beyond relief. I had no other choice than to reassure her, even though I wasn’t sure myself.

“Yes, sweetie….everything is going to be alright….you don’t have to worry.” I’ve whispered in

I had a plan for the next day. Sure, I’ve “slept” in an abandoned building and by “slept” I meant as in I was awake entire night. What Gus said...it still haunts me today.

Next day, my plan was in motion. I was about to do a “sudden vacation trip!” thing, but I emitted the fact that this trip was going last forever...or at least when it was safe to return. My plan had exact one flaw though: I didn’t know where to go. That was the only setback at the time, because my students bought it….well, the rest who weren’t at the meeting. Those who were...knew what was I up to.

Oh yeah, I’ve also sneaked in Hajime and Natsumi in my class too. It was a secret and it was, as...awful as it was, they kind of replaced Teruteru and Nagito for a bit. I know those two were fine but….did they even knew who they joined?

“Say, guys. Where should we go for our trip today?” I asked as I hoped that anyone would answer quickly.

Sonia, bless her, was the one to fire away first.

“How about we go to Novoselic? Not to boast too much, but I’d love it if you guys saw some of my country.” Sonia had a smile like sunshine on her face as she gave out a suggestion.

“Excellent! Does any agree or object?” I asked them just to be sure. I hoped that everyone would agree….and so they did! Thank goodness! Maybe it was because of a vacation trip outta nowhere or maybe...they knew I was up to, but that didn’t matter. What mattered is that we were ready to go!

…

…

Then...then….it happened. The moment I’ve heard the last sound anyone should hear at school, I’ve felt my heart stop. The entire world around me came to a halt. I wished it was a nightmare. I really did.

But it was not.

What I’ve heard at Hope’s Peak Academy….was a gunshot.

Within seconds, there was nothing but chaos. Entire class,...no...entire academy panicked right after. I...I remember it all….I remember how the alarm roared through out the entire building….I remember how we were forced to do an evacuation….the entire academy did it. I did my best to keep my class together…..we did go out of the academy and we ran away to the

Through out all of that, I’ve learned what exactly happened.

“Chisa, the headmaster! He’s...he’s…” Koichi told me that as he was escorting Class 78^th. I’ve noticed two girls were missing, those two sisters….I wanted to ask him about it, but I just...couldn’t in all that chaos.

But I did get a glance of something…..something that…..urgh…..

It was him. Gus walked out of headmaster’s office. I could see him looking right in my eyes. He still had that same emotionless expression….but I could tell...I could tell that he was living the moment….damned bastard….and I just….let it happened….I fell for it…..

Ahem...sorry about that...

Once we got all of our students on the bus, we immediately went for the nearest international airport. Sonia and Fuyuhiko promised us to cover up costs. All I really did was to reassure everyone that we are going somewhere safe, away from Gus...Chiaki was sitting next to me, clinging as close as she could. I kept promising that everything was going to be okay….everything was going to be okay….

….Sorry….sniff….I’ll continue…..it’s getting harder to continue this, y’know?

Thankfully, our journey at airport was, although long, uneventful. Nothing really happened that much. In fact, when we got on the plane, I fell asleep. I mean, most of us did. Heights can be...scary, but after everything that happened, finally there was some peace. Most of us slept through out the entire night. I sadly don’t remember any dreams…..I wish I had them….or not, they could have been nightmares…

It wasn’t even over.

Our first landing was at Tampa International Airport, Florida. We were just about to board our flight to Frankfurt. There were no flights that directly led Novoselic, sadly. To make things worse, our flight to Frankfurt was delayed. We couldn’t really do much about it. As we went through the airport….well….misfortune struck again.

First, Sayaka went missing out of a sudden. Last time we saw her was when she asked to go to the toilet. Koichi started an investigation for her, but….then two of mine students disappeared as well...Gundham and…..Chiaki….

I’ve looked at every single possible place where they could be. I’ve called every single authority that could help us…but in the end...it was all for naught….Three of our students...three sunshines for this world….were missing.

We had to get out of the airport by the request of security and we were stuck in Tampa. Sonia got us a motel to rest for both class 77-B and class 78^th. That motel was where most things happened. Even though Los Pollos Hermanos had no business with us anymore…..the misfortune kept happening.

Just when I was about to barely fall asleep at the motel, I’ve heard my phone ringing and I’ve checked who it was…..

Chiaki!

Words cannot express how much joy and relief I’ve felt that moment.

“Oh my god, she’s alive!” I thought to myself and immediately picked up the call. The whole conversation went like this, with me starting it.

“Oh my goodness, my dear! Chiaki, I’m so happy to hear you again!”.

“...Miss Yukizome! I’m...happy...too see you again too.”.

Any joy or relief vanished the moment I could feel how utterly terrified she was. Chiaki was trying to hide it, but….it was impossible to. Where the actual hell was she?

“My dear….can you please tell me where are you? You’ve disappeared back at airport and we’re all really worried for you….We’ll pick you up straight away!”.

I was not prepared for the answer she gave me.

“….M-Mosul...that’s where I am….I-I d-don’t know how I got here.”

Mosul. For a second I didn’t quite know where that was, so I looked it up….

My student was in a war zone. My student was in a freaking warzone!

I almost screamed when I heard it, but for the best of her, I tried to keep my cool as much as possible. I couldn’t exactly hide how utterly terrifying was that for me, to have someone I love in the middle of a war. At any moment, she could have been….no….no no no no...Don’t think about it, Chisa….it’s in past now….

“D-don’t worry, we’ll get you back! Hang in there!” I desperately tried to reassure her, but I think she picked it up that I was horrified. Through out the call, I was biting my nails, I just...couldn’t….

“For now, I’ll be safe...I’ve been taken by this very kind lady, who tries her best to protect her family. She promised me that she’ll try to take me back...I’ve tried to tell her that she should join, but she told me that she has to fight for her people...so I hope that we see each other soon.” was the last thing she told me that night before she had to go off. Due to….circumstances, she only had limited time to talk to me.

We talked as much as we could, but those days….were some of the worst days of life. A thought that she could die at any moment…..just…..

...Sorry, can we skip to the happier parts, please? I just….can’t….I really don’t wanna remember it, especially those calls where she begged to go home while there was….an ongoing firefight….I swear I could also hear an explosion….it’s just….too much….I’m sorry….

...I can? That’s good, I’ll get to ending, which was, thank goodness, happy. It took far more days than it should..in fact, it was in weeks, but a glimmer of hope appeared when she called me and said:

“I’m coming home, miss Yukizome.”.

Of course, when I heard that, I’ve immediately told everyone that Nanami is coming back! Everyone cheered, especially Hajime, Sonia and Ibuki, we were all so happy to see her back.

How she came back though….well, I wouldn’t say it was anything scary, just….unexpected of her. Like, even to this day it’s still...well, I’ll let you be the judge.

The final call she gave me went something like this:

“Miss Yukizome, tell me where you are! Wait there and I’ll come!”.

I’ve told her that we were at motel in Tamba and waited for her to come. I expected her to come back in a car or something, you know, usual. Instead, we’ve heard the sound of rotor blades cutting the air. A helicopter, which I believe was a Blackhawk, since I knew it from a famous movie based on real events called Blackhawk Down. Sonia showed us the movie. The Blackhawk landed right in front of motel and we expected her to come out of the like….the part of the helicopter where troops sat. She took more time than I expected to come out of the helicopter as we more or less saw the entire shutdown sequence of the flying machine. I still am not sure how do helicopters fly. Kazuichi joked that they fly because “they are so ugly that sheer repulsion of Earth makes them fly”. I don’t think helicopters are ugly at all...possibly because I’ve seen a few of them.

However, I didn’t expect her to walk out of the pilot’s seat.

My reaction to that was, and I quote:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it was like that. Full anime.

Weirdness aside, I cannot tell how my heart became lighter when we saw her again. All of us hugged her as much as possible, we missed her so much….Thank goodness it went like that.

But the weirdness didn’t stop because at the same time, a…..uh….how do I say it?

A small plane with a barrel in the middle landed right next to the helicopter. Out of it, a familiar voice was heard.

“FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE SUPREME OVERLORD HAS RETURNED WITH VENGEANCE! FEAR ME, MORTALS!!!!”.

We didn’t fear him, we were just happy to see him. What followed next was….well, it made me feel like I was on drugs. Like if I was snorting invisible substances, or something. I don’t take drugs, by the way!!!!

“Wassup, my dudes?! I’ve heard you be buds with him!” said….uh…..a surfer looking ape, who introduced himself as Funky Kong…..goodness, even when looking back, it still feels surreal, but...not really unexpected out of Gundham.

“I must commend you, simian of bodacious taste. Your flying skills are that of an eagle. Now, as a Supreme Overlord, I must clarify: there were no phones on Kong Island, so I couldn’t communicate with you….but the life at Kong Island was excellent! I’ve fought against crocodilian menaces! Fuwahahaha!”

Both Chiaki and Gundham had….long stories to tell. Also, Gundham said bodacious, which was like….damn. My life went from being full of peril to being full of weirdness. But before they could tell about their experiences, Funky Kong said his last words to us:

“Well, I’ve heard that Florida has some tubular beaches, so I’ll be going there. See ya later, dudes!” and thus he flew off with his plane, possibly surfing because...I mean c’mon, he had a surfing board with him.

But even when Chiaki and Gundham returned….Sayaka was still missing that day. It was a grim reminder on that we still weren’t done….

Days after their return…..

We found out where Sayaka was.

One day, we found out about a broadcast, originating from Japan and we saw Sayaka in it. Judging from the format and….that damned mascot, we quickly determined that she was in a killing game. Much to our surprise, we saw another student there……

…..

….Junko.

Back before….the incident, we thought that Junko was just another student. Just some cheery, if a bit prideful fashionista and such….well, before she revealed her true colors as a mastermind.

Decoy mastermind, of course. The real mastermind….was him , but before that... we saw what happened to Sayaka.

It broke us.

Around the time before the mastermind reveal, Sayaka was running away from that….salesman looking living doll. Nothing but utter fear was on her face as she tried to save herself. But the salesman caught her up once she tripped by accident.

“Please please don’t kill me I didn’t want to do anything with this please I have friends-” I recall...see her begging like that. Poor girl was really just….trying to...survive that damned killing game. But the salesman had no mercy for her. He pulled out a rope and started….strangling her….slowly. We could hear every time she choked and struggled until she just...dropped dead. Sayaka...was dead….right in front of our eyes. It just...I couldn’t believe it….after two of our close ones returned….one was killed right in front of our eyes.

She was...killed….killed…..

For days, we couldn’t do nothing….we couldn’t get over it, even after the first killing game ended….which is also when my story ends. The last thing I should mention is probably Gus’ demise. The way he died….shocked us. It was not expected.

The whole finale of the first killing game was already off the knocker, since there was this….attack helicopter and dubstep, but then the final blow was delivered. A participant, I believe he was named...Heisenberg, said that to him.

Gus Fring, the one that terrified us to hell and back….was vaporized with a single sentence. On one hand, there was hope that we could return back home, but on other hand….

Who was this Heisenberg? All we knew was that he, along with Gus, was responsible for Sayaka’s death….and we wanted to avenge her….but how do you strike down a man who can vaporize people with a sentence?

That was a question that would be answered in the future….but for now, we gotta go. Just now, we’ve heard that Makoto was kidnapped. See ya soon, guys.

P.S

But before we start with the finale, we must go with the backstory of the man himself first! See ya next installment!

Chapter Text

Before Walter White became Heisenberg, he was a chemistry teacher who taught chemistry.

"Ok, bois, today we chemistry." said Walter White.

"Bruh." said students who went to the chemistry class.

"Don't bruh me. Don't you know how important chemistry is?" said Walter White.

"Like for making meth?" asked one of the students. Foreshadowing.

"Bro, no! We do not do meth here!" said Walter White. Then, he did chemistry. I will go over school part because who the fuck likes writing about school? It's too mundane, lets get to the spicy stuff.

Walter comes home. Skyler gaming Animal Crossing on DS. Walt Jr. breakfasting. 

"Walt, when Animal Crossing on 3DS?" asked Skyler while gaming.

"Soon." said Walter before he went to his hobby: gaming. He gamed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. He was a pro gamer, with the tag name Xx_Chemistry_is_2cool4school_xX.

Thus, Walter White Gaming.

Suddenly, doctor broke into his room.

"Walt, you have cancer." said doctor.

"Also, here is your bill." said doctor before he left the house.

The bill was 900 billion dollars.

"Fuck." said Walter.

"Walter, you gonna die soon." Skyler was sad.

"But how do I die not soon tho? My job doesn't give me enough money!" asked Walter.

Walter Jr. breakfasting.

"Don't worry, Walt. I've got you covered." said Elliott Schwartz as he also suddenly arrived. He didn't break into Walt's house because he was polite.

"No." said Walter.

"Why not?" asked Elliot.

"Because me jelly." said Walter

"Walt, you cannot be serious. He could save you!" said Skyler angrily.

"Me jelly, I want to make my own money." said Walter.

Thus, Walter thought of how to make money.

Suddenly, Hank.

"Yo, Walt! You wanna hop in?" asked Hank, ready to bust up some random junkies.

"Sure." said Walter as he went inside his car and thus they drive.

They parked in front of meth dealer house. Hank waited for the moment.

"It's time for DEA to kick ass and chew bubblegum" said Hank as DEA busted in and beat the shit out of everyone inside. There were nothing but meth dealers.

But one of meth dealers escaped and Walter was familiar with him.

"Pinkman WTF???" thought Walter to himself. Jesse Pinkman was the former student, who flopped the school. Now, he meth.

Thus, Walt an idea.

The night happened and Walt went to Jesse's house.

"Pinkman." said Walter.

"Wtf, Mr.White, wtf are you doing here?" asked Jesse.

"I'm curious in your business." said Walter White.

"WTF, are you a DEA agent?" asked Jesse angrily.

"No." said Walter White.

"Then how tf do you know?" asked Jesse.

"I was walking and I saw you." said Walter.

"Why do you even care about my business?" asked Jesse.

"How much does meth give dollars?" asked Walter White.

"I dunno, grands? Millions?" said Jesse in a baffled tone.

"Epic." thought Walter to himself.

"I wanna cook." said Walter.

"Bro, you can cook?" asked Jesse.

"Yes." said Walter.

"Hahaha, you gotta be shitting me! Prove yourself!" said Jesse.

"It's not just gonna be any meth. It's gonna be the most epic meth ever." said Walter.

The deal was made.

Next day, Walter and Jesse cooking. Jesse looked at meth.

"Holy FUCK, this is crystal clear!" said Jesse upon seeing Walter's meth.

"Told ya." smirked Walter.

"We selling? I can sell!" said Jesse.

"Yes." said Walter.

Thus, they sell meth. It was the most popular meth in New Mexico. However, when you popular, you get the haters.

Krazy-8, former dealer with Jesse, was the first one.

"Jesse Bitchman, you bitch!" said Krazy-8.

"Bitch, only I can say bitch so much, bitch!" said Jesse.

"You betray me! You did not tell me!" said Krazy-8

"...Oops." said Jesse.

"Jesse who the fuck is this?" asked Walter.

"Jesse who the fuck is this?" asked Krazy-8.

Walter needed to come up with a cool name.

"Heisenberg." he said.

"Fuck you!" said Krazy-8 as he wanted to beat him up. At that time, their power levels were not strong. So they had to run away.

Thus, a scooby doo chase.

Suddenly, Krazy-8 is dead. He trip on a rock.

Wait

OH SHIT

"JESUS CHRIST, AUTHOR, THEY'RE MINERALS" Hank suddenly appeared before he disappeared.

Let me fix that.

Suddenly, Krazy-8 is dead. He trip on a mineral.

"Jesse, what the fuck?! Why did you not tell me?!" said Walter angrily.

"I forget." said Jesse

"Fuck. We need new customers." said Walter as they went looking for new customers.

They found Tuco Salamanca.

"Yo, want meth?" said Jesse.

Tuco snorted the meth.

"AAAAAAAUGH! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!" said Tuco.

"Tight like your ass, lmao?" joked Jesse. Suddenly, Tuco mad.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!" Tuco exploded in rage, but not literally.

"Jesse, what the fuck!" said Walter.

Thus, another scooby doo chase.

Suddenly, Tuco encountered Hank.

"OF FUCK!" yelled Tuco. Hank did not hesitate and

NO SCOPE

Tuco is dead.

"Good riddance, you son of a bitch." said Hank as he walked away from the corpse like a badass.

But little did they knew, they made whole Salamanca family mad. Hector and Cousins were moving to New Mexico, but he was slow. Cousins had to take care of Hector, so Walter was safe.

Or not.

"Jesse, we need a customer who isn't nuts!" said Walter.

"Walter, I don't wanna do this meth shit anymore! I wanna play Call of Duty!" said Jesse.

"Hold the fuck up....did you say Call of Duty?" asked Walter White.

"...Yeah, what about it?" asked Jesse.

"Wanna game?" asked Walter White.

"Fuck yeah." said Jesse.

Thus, Walter White and Jesse gaming. They smoked weed, blasted Bassnectar - 808 track, which is dubstep, ate doritos and drank mountain dew. Thus, they concluded gaming better than meth.

SUDDENLY, MEANWHILE IN JAPAN

Big factory in Towa. They were about to make a maid robot, which was in a shape of a bear and had sharp claws. Somehow, Towa allowed that.

Dumbasses.

Bears were overseen by Monaca, Mukuro and Junko, the despair bitches.

The factory rolled the prototypes, they were: Monokuma, Bomber Monokuma, Siren Monokuma, Ball Monokuma, Beast Monokuma, Guard Monokuma and Beast Monokuma.

"Now look at these bears-" Monaca wanted to introduce the prototypes, but Monokuma and Ball Monokuma immediately disappeared.

"Monaca, smh, you already lost two." said Junko.

"W.T.F?????? THIS.IS.UN.AC-" raged Monaca.

"Unfunny tic, lets move." said Mukuro. Monaca mad at Mukuro and thus they search for Monokuma.

Meanwhile in some night club, Monokuma and Ball Monokuma gaming. They gamed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 while smoking gush. Female strippers were shaking their buns to cheer on them as 808 track of Bassnectar played. Their gamer tags were Xx_Despair_is_$W4G_xX and Xx_MLG_B4LL_MONO$WAG_xX respectively. The bears also joined Major League Gaming, to which Ball Monokuma renamed himself to MLG Ball Monokuma.

"Bro, you camping!" said Monokuma angrily as he was 360 no scoped by MLG Ball Monokuma at spawn point right when the 808 track reached its bass drop.

"THAT'S RIGHT, GET NO SCOPED! GET NO SCOOOOOOOOOOOPED!" said MLG Ball Monokuma.

Suddenly, Junko and Mukuro break into night club. Monaca was not allowed for obvious reasons.

"Bros....wtf, you were supposed to cause despair, not gaming!" said Junko angrily.

"Monokuma gaming." gamed Monokuma.

"MLG Ball Monokuma gaming." gamed MLG Ball Monokuma.

"Move your asses right now or I will destroy you and kill you and wreck you." threatened Mukuro.

"No U." said MLG Ball Monokuma. Mukuro got angry and mad as she pulled a gu-

NO SCOPE

Mukuro is dead. Deaded by MLG Ball Monokuma.

"THAT WAS MY KILL!!!!" cried Junko angrily.

"GET REKT" said MLG Ball Monokuma. Junko left the night club, angrily.

Monokuma and MLG Ball Monokuma gaming. When they gamed, they saw someone with a high K/D, a lot of quick scopes and no scopes.

"Nice K/D" said Monokuma in the voice chat.

"Thanks" replied the person with high K/D ratio.

The person was Xx_H4I$€NB€RG_G4MING_xX, who played along with Xx_PINKMAN_IS_BOSS_xX.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman gaming.

"GG." said Walter.

"GG re?" said Jesse.

"re." said Walter.

Suddenly, angry customers outside their van.

"Yo, Mr.White, what the fuck do people want outside?" asked Jesse.

"Where meth?!" people said outside angrily.

"Jesse, we need to cook." said Walter.

"But Mr.White, we said no more meth." said Jesse.

"We said that, but meth said more Heisenberg and Pinkman." said Walter.

"Ok." said Jesse.

Thus, Walter White and Jesse Pinkman cooking.

"Hahahah, cooking better than gaming." said Walter.

"Bruh." said Jesse.

Then, as they cooked, Jesse got an idea.

"Yo, Mr.White, do you think we need a lawyer?" asked Jesse.

As he asked that, Saul Goodman materialized out of thin air.

"Yo, Saul Goodman here and I am very good." said Saul Goodman.

"What the fuck, Saul!" said Jesse upon seeing Saul Goodman materializing.

"I have heard you need a lawyer." said Saul.

"Yes." said Jesse.

"I'll be your lawyer." said Saul.

"Ok." said Jesse.

"Excellent." said Saul.

Suddenly, the kitchen broke.

"Fuck!" said Walter White.

"Don't worry Walt, I know someone who has meth kitchen that is pure sex." said Saul.

"And I do meth that is pure sex. Tell us who that is." said Walter.

"Ok." said Saul.

Los Pollos Hermanos, the root of all evil. Walter went there because Jesse was too busy gaming. He went inside and met the person who Saul told has meth business to the max.

GUS FRING.

"Hello, how can I help you?" asked Gus with that "innocent" smile of his.

"I've heard you've got the lab. I want to cook meth." said Walter.

"I'm afraid you have misunderstood. Only thing that is cooking here are potatos and chicken." clarified Gus, still keeping that facade of his.

"Listen. I cook the most epic meth there is. Everyone in New Mexico thinks it's pure sex. Imagine the profit you could gain. It would be exponential. The amount of money you could make with my meth would be unimaginable. Would you refuse the offer like that?" Walter gave him an offer. Silence followed for a moment.

Gus' smile disappeared from his face.

"If you think we are the same, you are mistaken. Just because you make a quality product does not mean that you can run a business. Two times you have dealt with your primary customers have ended in a Scooby-Doo esque chases. I do not accept reckless people like you." Gus declined his offer with sheer coldness in his voice.

"Jesse deals with business. I deal with cooking. I do not exaggerate that my meth is epic. I'll bring him in as well." said Walter White.

"I believe so. There is a reason why sales of your meth are rising. However, how will you counter my point?" asked Gus.

"Listen, those two incidents weren't my fault. For the first one, it was because Jesse didn't tell the guy he switched. For the second one, fucker attacked us over a joke!" Walter White defended himself.

"The second one, was he of Salamanca family?" asked Gus.

"Yes." said Walter White.

"How much business did you have with Salamanca familiy?" further asked Gus.

"Well, the guy attacked us after a joke, so more or less none." answered Walter.

"...I'll consider your offer then. At least you aren't low enough to comply with Salamancas. Pleasure doing business with you." said Gus before he left because the time was up. Walter wasn't sure sure if he got the lab or not.

Week later, it turned out he did. Walter and Jesse cooking for Los Pollos Hermanos.

Then Walter fucked up.

"Jesse, we gotta run!" said Walter.

"What the fuck did you do, Mr.White?!" asked Jesse angrily.

"I fucked up!" said Walter as both of them run away. Gus remained stone cold as ever and so was Mike. However, unlike Krazy-8 and Tuco, he didn't run after them.

"I noticed that Walter got lucky before and he would for the third time as well. He can consider himself lucky that we are planning to have a trip in Japan." said Gus.

"Why exactly Japan though? They have the hardest stance on hard drugs in the world. You should look for a less riskier option, Gus." advised Mike.

"Although I am aware of that, there is a way of bypassing that. Do you perhaps know about Hope's Peak Academy?" asked Gus.

"A school? That is an unusual move of you, Gus." said Mike.

"It is not about the school. It's about their lobbying power. With Hope's Peak under my control, my empire will be able to reach the world." said Gus.

"Understandable." said Mike before they went packing, going to Japan.

Walter and Jesse were running in the desert.

"Hold the fuck up, no one is chasing us." said Jesse.

"Ok, good. But we still need a meth lab." said Walter.

"But, Mr.White, we have the money. We can just buy one." said Jesse.

"Money, you say." said Walter before he went running towards his home.

"Walt, where the fuck have you been?" asked Skyler angrily.

"Animal Crossing New Leaf for Nintendo 3DS." said Walter as he gave her a copy of that game.

"Walt, why did it take so long?" asked Skyler.

"They rare in store." said Walter.

"By the way, we have babby incoming." said Skyler.

"Fuck! Not while in meth business!" Walt thought to himself.

"That is awesome!" said Walt, even though he worry that babby will be in meth business.

"Thanks." said Skyler.

"Walt Jr, wanna get something epic?" asked Walter.

"I have breakfast, that is meaning of my life." said Walt Jr.

"I have something more epic than breakfast." smirked Walter.

"What that be?" asked Walt Jr.

BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BONFIRE!!!

"OK THIS IS EPICCCCCCCC!!!!!! THIS IS BETTER THAN BREAKFAST!!!" said Walt Jr.

"Told ya." said Walter before he drove off to desert to meet up Jesse.

"Bruh, you took so long, Mr.White." said Jesse.

"Sorry, family stuff." said Walter.

"Where new meth lab?" asked Jesse.

"We look." said Walter White and they looked and found some dude named Todd.

"I got meth lab, wanna see?" asked Todd.

"Sure." said Walter White.

Then he take them to his meth lab and it was epic until they found....a room.

The room was filled with Nutzi materials and a bodypillow of some anime dude that looked like from that franchise that is somehow fucking big but it doesn't exist at the same time, where Emperor Nero is big tiddy anime. Yeah, cringe I know and people go apeshit over that pink haired fucker. It was clear, he was Nutzi.

"YO MR.WHITE WTF???!!!" shouted Jesse.

"Jesse, we need to kill!" said Walter angrily.

As they found his room, so did Todd find them out and he pulled out a Luger.

"HEIL HI-" yelled Todd but he was punched in the gut by Walter White and Walter White and Jesse beat him up to death. Not only that, they shot his corpse, burned the bodypillow and the Nutzi flag and ran out of the meth lab. They thought they were safe.

Suddenly, Jack.

"Sup, Walt." he greeted. He was a Nutzi because he had that cringe symbol on his head.

"FUCK!" shouted Walt before Jack pulled out a Luger out of his pocket. They thought that Walt and Jesse will be dead.

Suddenly, they heard voice.

"Look over here, you Nutzi fuck!" said Hank as he pulled out his glock. Just when he was about to fire at Jack....

Jack pulled out an Uno reverse card. Suddenly, bullet from Hank's gun went flying backwards and it hit Hank.

If you have watched Breaking Bad Season 5 Ozymandias or read Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game! Another Episode: Ultra Despair Heist, you know what happens next so here it is.

"KILL THEM ALL, WALT! KILL ALL NUTZIES!¨SHOW NO MERCY!" said Hank telepathically, even though he was technically dead.

"OH FUCK!" screamed Jack as he ran away from Hank as far as possible. He went to his super secret hideout outside of US, because he knew what would happen to Nutzies at that moment.

Walt then went to the Walmart to buy a M60 machine gun, somehow gained sixth sense to track down every single Nutzi in America (possibly telephatically given by Hank after his "death") and then, well, let the case below be an example.

In some random house, New Mexico, there was some Nutzi in his house looking at anime Nutzies. He thought they were very """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""efficient"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" (author's note and fun fact: Did you know that Nutzi Germany made a strategic bomber with dive bombing mechanism? Talk about efficient, sheeh. It's called Heinkel He-177 and I think it's fucking stupid) and """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cool"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" (author's note and fun fact: contrary to its reputation, Tiger I was not that much of a big issue. Not only were small numbers of them a big factor to it, but also because Allies knew how to deal with it. Hell, Soviets captured one at it's combat debut because it was stuck in the mud. Next time you see "5 Shermans needed for 1 Tiger", think about it. Also btw 1 Sherman could clap a Tiger pretty ez. Hell, just call in air support or artillery or something, bam, Tiger dead.) and he listened to that fucking "Little Dark Age" song (author's note and fun fact: I fucking hate it) while he was thinking "If they made more Maus tanks, Nutzies would have won the war".

Stupid, he was. A lot of stupid, he was.

Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.

"Heil Hi-" greeted the Nutzi but the stupid head he was, he was too late for....

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Nutzi is dead. He was filled with bullet holes. Walter then destroyed all Nutzi stuff he had in his room before he continued his rampage. No one could stop him because he was killing Nutzies.

Meanwhile while Wanter was hunting down Nutzies all over America, correction, North AND South America, Hank was chilling in hell. It, weirdly enough, looked like Osaka, that Japanese city.

"Why does this look so animay?" asked Hank as he looked at hell.

Suddenly, he heard a voice. A familiar voice.

"HANK SCHRADER!"

It was....

It was........

It was.............

INFERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sup, Inferno Cop, my man." said Hank.

"Hello there, my student. I am disappointed!" said Inferno Cop.

"Is it because a Nutzi killed me?" said Hank.

"Yes." said Inferno Cop.

"Fucking Uno Reverse Cards, I swear! I didn't expect a Nutzi to be smart enough to use it." said Hank.

"Then you must train. Considering you are my best student, I'll gladly provide!" said Inferno Cop.

"I do have an ace in my hole though." said Hank.

"Who?" asked Inferno Cop.

"Walter White, my brother-in-law. A bit of my soul possessed his mind and now is on rampage to kill every single Nutzi in all of America!" said Hank.

"Epic! That part, you did well! While Walter kills the Nutzies, you will train to be stronger! Make Eisenhower proud, Hank Schrader!" said Inferno Cop.

Hank was training for more Nutzi killing while Walter was killing the Nutzies. At that point, he didn't need a gun anymore, his power ascened with each Nutzi soul he evaporated. Every Nutzi that heard a knock on the door was met with only one sentence:

Every Nutzi that heard those words got completely and utterly vaporized. Even by proxy, if the house was hiding any Nutzies, they got eradicated. Not even a trace of atoms of Nutzies remained. The Nutzies that had a peanut sized brain ran to Towa City, which was a secret Nutzi hideout. Usually, Nutzies have vacuum in their skulls.

Within 24 hours, all Nutzies in South and North America were exctinct. No one dared to be a Nutzi anymore, since they would hear the one that knocks. Walt then returned to Hank's "grave" which was in the middle of the desert.

"I have avenged you, Hank. All Nutzies in America are dead." said Hank.

"Dude holy shit, you killed all the Nutzies?" asked Jesse.

"Yes." said Walter. For some reason, he felt pretty calm. When Hank was in his mind, he felt nothing but infernal rage.

Thus, Walter was at peace.

Until he realized something.

"Wait, Jesse....something is sus." said Walter upon realizing it.

"What?" asked Jesse.

"Gus sus." said Walter.

"But Mr.White, Gus is no longer relevant. Even though you fucked up" said Jesse.

Then Walter ran to the nearest Los Pollos Hermanos and went inside.

"Where Gus???" he asked.

"Gus went to Japan. He said that he wants to go to Hope's Peak Academy." said the worker.

"FUCK!" shouted Walter as he ran out of the Los Pollos Hermanos.

"Jesse, Gus is going to Japan!" said Walter.

"You gotta be shitting me, Mr.White! Why the fuck would he go to Japan?" asked Jesse.

"He's onto us!" said Walter.

"Wait, how did you connect those two dots?" asked Jesse.

"We don't have time, we gotta do something!" said Walter as both of them ran to their van, booted up Call of Duty and did not game, instead they looked for chat.

"Gamers, we need help." said Walter White in the voice chat.

For some moments, it was silence.

Suddenly, they got a reply.

"...Yes???" asked Xx_Despair_is_$W4G_xX, who was Monokuma.

"There is one mad motherfucker going to Japan. We gotta stop him before it's too late!" said Walter White.

"Lucky for you, I am in Japan! You're a pretty good gamer, so I'll help you out. Just give me the name and rest will be sorted easy!" said Monokuma.

"Gus Fring." said Walter White.

"....Oh my, that restaurant manager? Upupupu, this is very interesting indeed. So, what must I do with him?" asked Monokuma.

"Kill him." said Walter White.

"Ohohohoho, that's bold, but I like it! I actually have an idea how to do it too....it's gonna be epic! Before I tell you my way, I just need your identity, Xx_H4I$€NB€RG_G4MING_xX." requested Monokuma.

Then Walter said it.

"Heisenberg.".

This is the moment when Walter White became Heisenberg.

"HEISENBERG???!!!! You're like....the best and most sex meth maker ever! Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!" hyped Monokuma.

"You're goddamned right." said Heisenberg.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! But now hear me out, Heisenberg. I think you'll like it." said Monokuma. He told Heisenberg about an idea of a killing game, where 16 people, 8 male and 8 female, were trapped somewhere and they had to either find out the mastermind or do that "you kill, if you don't get find out, you get to be free but everyone else is dead, or you get found out and get executed". At the time, it was a fresh idea and also trademarked by Monokuma. Heisenberg liked the idea and approved it, but he had one request.

"Would you mind putting me in the killing game? I now have enough power to know what to do." said Walter White, intending to kill Gus by himself, right in front of everyone.

"Sure! See ya in few days! I'll snatch some random people in the mean time." said Monokuma before they concluded planning.

The Killing Games....have officially started and so has this saga.

Heisenberg.

He is the one who knocks.

P.S

Alright, no more nonsense. Next up is the finale, Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game! Side Hope! It will be a little longer in the making, but it will be worth the effort. See ya in the grand finale!

Chapter Text

Right after Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game! End of Crossovers: Side Future, Hank and his gang gathered in the big round meeting room. Before that, they were sad for those who died.

“Ok boys and ladies, today is the day we beat the shit out of Heisenberg and arrest him.” said Hank.

“How though? After Gus was killed, Heisenberg took over everything. Hope’s Peak was one of the places and he can influence the world with a mere lift of an eyebrow.” asked Kyoko out of concern.

“He kicked me out of my company. Now it’s my chance to take it back.” said Byakuya.

“How the fuck did he kick you out?” asked Fuyuhiko.

“Look, I’m not fighting a man who can vaporize people with a single sentence.” said Byakuya.

“Coward!” said Gundham.

“What, are you stupid enough to fight him?” asked Byakuya.

“Hahaha, you funny man. I am immune to that phrase.” said Hank.

“H-How?!” asked Komaru.

“He’s my brother in law. I have a trick up my sleeve.” said Hank.

“I already know what it is. I know everything.” said Cranky Kong.

“The wise simian, can you tell us the outcome?” asked Gundham.

“No spoilers.” said Cranky Kong.

“Understandable.” said Gundham.

“Look, I can tell! I have the magic ball!” said Yasuhiro.

“Yasuhiro, please shut the eff up because last prediction you have done was, and I quote, “monkey”.” said Byakuya angrily.

“What? You can’t deny it became true!” said Yasuhiro.

“But they’re apes tho.” said Aoi.

“Diddy Kong tho.” said Hajime.

“Ook ook.” said Diddy Kong.

“Bois and girls, stop fucking around and listen. We need to arrest Heisenberg and I am well aware of his empire and we need numbers. Luckily, I know where to get them. As for more info, why don’t you tell us about it, Naegi?” announced Hank.

“Which one?” asked Komaru.

“The bottom.” said Hank.

“D-don’t expose me like that!” yelped Makoto.

“We already know.” said literally everyone in the room. Kyoko had a chuckle.

“I relate.” said Kyosuke. Chisa had a chuckle.

“O-okay so, you guys know Jabberwock, right?” asked Makoto.

“What the fuck is a Jabberwock?” asked Cranky Kong.

“Yes, we do. It’s an island in the Pacific made by Future Foundation, right?” asked Sonia.

“Exactly, Sonia-” said Makoto but he was interrupted.

“Dumbasses, why the fuck are you building islands in Pacific right now?” said Hank angrily.

“...I don’t get it?” asked Ryota.

“Winnie the Pooh mad.” said Hank.

“...Hank’s right, unfortunately. Winnie was mad at us, even when we told him it is private, civilian and not connected to Japan or America or Taiwan. But he was still mad, he found us sus.” confirmed Kyosuke.

“Do you think Heisenberg can control big countries?” asked Sonia.

“Yes. But this is a personal matter. It very unlikely that Obama or someone else will step in.” said Hank.

“...Obama is relevant?” asked Hajime.

“Always. Anyway, so we go to Jabberwock, expect Heisenberg’s army and have an epic battle-” said Hank before he was stopped.

“….No….no more bloodshed….” murmured Chiaki as she extended her trembling arm to stop the proposal of them going into a war with Heisenberg.

“Hm? What’s wrong?” asked Hank in a rather cautious tone once he noticed that he

“...It’s been enough. We have to think of another way to approach this. Possibly non-lethal, if possible.” advised Chiaki as she looked at the floor.

“I’m sorry to say this, but do you think that Heisenberg will allow diplomatic option? He’s gonna send everyone on us!” countered Hank as he assumed that she meant that out of her “killing is wrong, no matter what” mentality, which has only become stronger due to her...experience back there.

“No, I don’t think it will be solved without conflict, I think….I don’t expect him to stop if we just told him...but I’m thinking….there could be a more efficient way to arrest him. Like, what if we don’t all go to Jabberwock, just a few to save others. If they do intend to attack at Jabberwock, then we should get our back up: decoys, so Hank and others can arrest Heisenberg.” Chiaki told them their plan. They all thought about it.

“Hmmm….not bad...not bad at all, but what did you mean by decoys?” asked Hank.

“Inflatable boats and dolls was I had on my mind….but I do have to ask, does anyone know where is Heisenberg hiding?” asked Chiaki.

“New Mexico.” answered Hank.

“Then, Hank and others will go there...Just making sure, does this plan sound good?” asked Chiaki.

“Ibuki has a question! Where would we get inflatable boats?” asked Ibuki.

“….That’s the problem. I...dunno where.” said Chiaki.

“Future Foundation has a lot of dummies, so that’s something to not worry about!” said Chisa.

“Why would you need inflatable boats when we have real ones?” asked Kyosuke.

“Hmmm….we might need real ones for something else, but if we don’t have any inflatable boats, we should use real boats.” said Chiaki.

“Hmmm, now who’s going to Jabberwock? I’ll go to New Mexico and kick his ass!” said Hank.

“….I’ll go. I’ll do my very best.” Chiaki lifted her hand.

“Umm….Chiaki? Are you sure about that? I think it would be better if you relaxed, since….you know.” said Chisa out of concenr.

“We can’t afford to lose you anymore. What if you end up….well…..” said Hajime.

“Don’t worry, guys. It’s not the most dangerous situation I’ve been. It’s gonna be….easy...yeah...easy….” Chiaki tried to keep up the confidence, but people already noticed that she was trembling like hell.

“Ibuki just gonna take Chiaki for a bit. Be right back.” said Ibuki as she, along with Hajime and Chisa took Chiaki to outside, so that she could take a breath.

“Most dangerous situation? What did she mean?” asked Hank.

“When she returned home, she said that she was in Mosul.” elaborated Peko.

Hank was horrified knowing that a girl like her was in Iraq.

“Jesus Christ, how did she got here?!” asked Hank out of concern.

“We don’t know. Same for how Sayaka and Gundham got lost.” said Fuyuhiko. Makoto suddenly felt weight on his heart when Sayaka got mentioned.

“Then...I’ll go.” Makoto said.

“No.” Kyoko immediately shot down his request.

“But-” Makoto tried to insist.

“You’ve been a target of a manhut. It’s time for you to relax.” said Kyoko.

“...Y-yes, ma’am…” said Makoto shyly.

“Ok so, two options are not available. Who else?” asked Hank.

“You fiends, you haven’t even acknowledged THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE! I have fought an army of crocodiles, a mere kingpin does not scare me! With the power of simians, I shall be the one to execute the mission!” boasted Gundham.

“...Anyone object?” asked Hank. No one did.

“Fuwahahahaha! Excellent! Now, who will join me?” asked Gundham. Entire Kong family posed as they joined. Rest of the gang had to rethink about it.

“Neo World Program….I think I know who you need to rely upon.” hinted Taichi before the person he had in mind appeared.

“Hi, guys.” greeted Chihiro, who was wearing a suit.

“Wait, you were here the entire time.” said Hank.

“Huh? What do you mean?” asked Chihiro.

“Yeah, dude, he’s right. Pretty much both classes are here. We just haven’t talked or been mentioned.” said Mondo.

“True.” said Kiyotaka. I forget, both classes are here, except Sayaka, may her soul be blessed, Nagito and Teruteru, who are still stuck.

“I just noticed a problem.” said Natsuki.

“What is it?” asked Hank.

“If we split up, then we dwindle in numbers. If we die, there’s gonna be less of us. Besides, our consists of a DEA officer, who has highest chance to survive, a bunch of high schoolers...including me and my friends, few old timers and apes. Heisenberg probably has entire private security and lawyers at his side. We’re outmatched.” said Natsuki.

“I’M NOT OLD!” said Chisa.

“That is a fair point. Compared to Heisenberg’s empire, we are nothing more than a shit on the road. We’ll need-” Hank attempted to say a possibility to get more people, when suddenly Gruntilda broke in.

She was a skeleton.

“I’ve heard that finale is happening, so I knew my obligation. In finales like these, everyone is forced to go along.” said Gruntilda.

A moment of silence followed.

Technically speaking, Gruntilda is dead. But she is also undead.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH A SKELETON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted Komaru in fear and so did some when they saw the skeleton Gruntilda.

“What, have you not seen a skeleton before?” asked Gruntilda.

“NOT AN ALIVE ONE!” shouted Komaru.

“Wuss, that’s what you are.” said Gruntilda.

“Hey, didn’t you rhyme?” asked Hank.

“Shit gets old real fast.” said Gruntilda

“I know that feel.” said Cranky.

“Ok, who else will join for this finale?” asked Gruntilda.

“….Finale?” asked Makoto.

“I mean, every single villain here is dead. Who else is remaining but Heisenberg?” asked Gruntilda.

“Heisenberg….” said Hank badassely.

“See, I told ya.” said Gruntilda.

Suddenly, another person visited Future Foundation. By that I mean they broke through the ceiling and did the epic sword thingy where you stab something like Link’s down B move, I think.

“I MUST AVENGE ALPHYS’ HONOR! ALPHYS IS NOT CRINGE!” said the fish warrior, who was in reality Undyne.

“Who tf are you?” asked Cranky Kong.

“Oh, I am Undyne and Alphys is my gf. She was put in that killing game and I must avenge her death!”

“….She’s technically not dead. She just needs to be awakened in Neo World Program.” said Makoto.

“Oh??? Then I must avenge her by bringing her back home!” said Undyne.

“WAIT FOR MEEEEE, UNDYNE!” said a tall skeleton as he jumped in the building from the hole Undyne made from the ceiling.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, ANOTHER SKELETON!” screamed Komaru.

“DON’T WORRY, HUMAN! I MAY BE 2 SPOOKY, BUT I AM NOT 2 SPOOKY 4 YOU! I AM PAPYRUS AND I AM HERE TO HELP YOU AND UNDYNE!” introduced PAPYRUS.

Suddenly, Chiaki cooled and she returned.

“Hello every-….” said Chiaki before she noticed Gruntilda, Undyne and PAPYRUS joining, surprised that they were here. “Oh my gosh!”

“It’s PAPYRUS!!!!!!” screamed Ibuki in hype.

“HAHAHAHA, YES, IT IS PAPYRUS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR GOOD MUSIC, IBUKI! IT IS VERY GOOD AND I ENJOY IT A LOT!” said PAPYRUS.

“I agree.” said Hiyoko.

“Where your bro tho?” asked Ibuki.

“HE SAID THAT HE’S BONELESS AFTER BEING MEMED TO DEATH. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, YOU CANNOT BE BONELESS IF YOU ARE A SKELETON!” said PAPYRUS.

“Oooooh, he meant boneless like a cat! When you plomp and be lazy all day!” said Ibuki.

Suddenly, Chiaki fell asleep. Probably for having to cool off.

“Zzzzzz….hnorfghghhrthhtrhhrhrhr……….zzzzzz” snored Chiaki.

“Like that!” pointed Ibuki.

Suddenly, PAPYRUS mad.

“….SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.

As he yelled, another one came to visit Future Foundation House. It was Peggy and Bobby Hill.

“We must bring my dad back.” said Bobby.

“Of course.” said Hank.

“Ok, good. We join.” said Peggy.

Then another visitor came….from space. The spaceship like Orion crashed right in front of the entrance.

“Jesus fuck!” said Sonia in surprise.

Two people came out of the spaceship, an astronaut and assassin.

“Hi, guys! Kaito, Luminary of the Stars here with Makiroll coming to the rescued!” said Kaito as he gave thumbs up.

“….Don’t call me that in front of everyone.” pouted Maki. In her sleep, Chiaki also pouted.

“Hahaha, that’s awesome! You came from ISS to directly help us?” asked Hank happily.

“Actually, we were on a date, but then we heard what happened to Kaede and Shuichi….it was fucked up, man.” said Kaito sadly.

“...We’re sorry…” said Makoto sadly as everyone was sad, from Chiaki who just woke up, to Donkey Kong. Ok, Gruntilda maybe wasn’t sad.

“Nyehhh…..I’m gonna avenge Tenko!” said Himiko as she crawled out of the spaceship suddenly.

“WHAT THE HELL???!!! HOW DID YOU SNEAK UP???!!!” panicked Kaito.

“Magic.” said Himiko.

“Himiko Yumeno, my child, where the fuck have you been?” asked Gruntilda angrily.

“GRUNTILDA IS YOUR MOTHER????!!!!!!!” screamed Ibuki in surprise.

“Nyehhhhhh……….yes.” said Himiko.

“I LIKE THIS GIRL, SHE SAYS NYEH A LOT LIKE I DO! NYEH NYEH NYEH!” said PAPYRUS.

“How could you, my child?! Your mother was trapped in a killing game and you didn’t come to rescue me! Heisenberg could kill me….well, he did, with a rock-” said Gruntilda before small earthquake started happening.

“Aaaaaaah! E-Earthquake!” yelped Komaru.

“JESUS CHRIST, GRUNTILDA, IT’S A MINERAL!!!!!!” Hank’s eyes started to glow red as he was the reason for the earthquake. Due to his good connections with minerals in soil, he could manipulate earth.

“But it was a rock!” countered Gruntilda. The earthquake got more intense but it wasn’t lethal.

“Fine! He threw a mineral at me and then I died!” said Gruntilda. Hank cooled down and earthquake stopped.

“Hank, was this your doing?” asked Kyoko.

“Respect minerals. They will respect you back.” advised Hank. No one knew how to counter his statement.

“Hey, I did try to save you! Just that the traffic was to big!” angried Himiko.

“You were too late! Too late! Now I am disappointed in you, Himiko! You late shit!” said Gruntilda angrily.

“Psst, just saying stuff like that won’t happen to us.” said Chisa to Chiaki before she lifted her and carried her on her shoulder. She kept her like that even when she sat down. Chiaki was content before she started playing her Game Girl Advance. She did listen to the convo, but games were her stress relievers.

“I know, Miss Yukizome.” smiled Chiaki to her. Chisa gave her pats on her back like a babby.

Suddenly, another gue-

WERE YOU EXPECT SOMEONE ELSE?! TOO BAD, WA-

“Old meme.” countered Cranky.

“Arrrgghhh, Cranky you lousy ape! I just wanted to do it for old time’s sake! I’m here to avenge Wario!” said Waluigi.

Ok, this is getting really repetitive and we’re low on budget, so I guess I’ll reveal the rest of the cast: Simpsons family over Skinner, Bob’s family from Bob’s burgers, Josuke Higashikata and Okuyasu from DUWANG, Guts and rest of Mako’s family from Kill la Kill, Wilma Flintstone and...Don Xiquote from Don Xiquote novel?

“What the fuck.” said Gruntilda.

However, we did have enough budget to show last two visitors.

Suddenly, reality broke like a broken window, twice.

It were

It were

INNNNNNFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

featuring

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Komaru fainted not only because they were skeletons, but burning skeleton cops.

“Oh hello there, Inferno Cop and Over Justice, my buddies!” greeted Hank happily.

“Hello, Hank Schrader.” said Inferno Cop and Over Justice.

“What the fuck?!” said Gruntilda.

“That’s it, I’m too old for this shit!” said Cranky before he went to take a nap.

“Hellloooo? Hellooooooo????” Ibuki peeked at reality holes that Inferno Cop and Over Justice made. They went straight to hell.

“Damn, hell looks like Osaka but red!” said Ibuki.

“I’m proud of you, Hank! You have killed all the Nutzies in the world!” said Inferno Cop.

“Hahahaha, I finished what Eisenhower started!” said Hank.

“I have one thing to say tho.” said Over Justice.

“Yes?” asked Hank.

“WHERE THE FUCK IS LULUCO GODSPEED?????????!!!!!!!!!!!” asked Over Justice calmly.

“...Who?” everyone asked.

“Allow me to correct myself: WHERE THE FUCK IS [[SYNTAX ERROR: MISSING PROTAGONISTS]]!!!!!!!” said Over Justice calmly.

“She yeeted herself out of the story.” said Cranky.

“How the fuck did you know?” asked Gruntilda.

“I know everything.” said Cranky.

“Oh, that is a simple task. Over Justice, go for her!” said Inferno Cop.

“One problem: no budget.” said Over Justice.

“Ok, so we can go ahead now?” asked Toko.

“Not before Luluco is back!” said Over Justice angrily.

“How the fuck do you intend to increase the budget tho?” asked Natsuki.

“Watch!” said Inferno Cop.

BUDGET: 0.00$

Hey, Author! Can you hand us a dollar?

BUDGET: 1.00$

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Suddenly, two reality holes were fixed where as one was created that led to Osaka. Over Justice went here.

Meanwhile, Luluco was chilling with her dad.

“Hello, I am Luluco and I am a normal middle schooler-” said Luluco before Over Justice broke into her house.

“LULUCO, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!” said Over Justice.

“But...now I’m no longer a part of the story.” said Luluco.

“But Heisenberg! You will not be safe here!” said Over Justice.

“...Are you saying Spamton scammed me?” asked Luluco.

“Yes.” said Over Justice.

“If she’s not safe here, then I’ll go too!” said Luluco’s dad.

“...if I have no choice….then I must go!” said Luluco with determination.

“Excellent!” said Over Justice as they grabbed her flying laser gun bike and broke reality again, so that she returned to the story.

“Hi, guys!” greeted Luluco.

“Hello, Luluco Godpeed.” greeted Hank Schrader and others. It was time, Hank had his army.

“Ok, anything to do before we go to beat the shit out of Heisenberg?” asked Hank.

“Komaru….it’s time to be gay.” said Toko as the Tchaikovsky – Romeo and Juliet (that part where it plays at every single kiss scene) as Komaru suddenly grabbed her like a ballerina, made a pose and they kissed passionately. Everyone was happy because they loved each other.

“Hah! Gay!” loled Hiyoko.

“No U!” said Toko back. Suddenly, Tchaikovsky – Romeo and Juliet started playing again as Hiyoko grabbed Mahiru and looked her in the eyes like a ballerina.

“Kiss me, you sexy lady!” said Hiyoko.

Oh yeah, I forget, everyone who joined just now is a part of Gundham’s expendition.

“Ok, we’re all set! Today is the day Heisenberg’s ass is going to be kicked to hell and back!” boasted Heisenberg before all of cast posed epicly and dramatically as they flexed that they’re gonna win the war against Heisenberg.

Suddenly, a buzzing sound was heard away from the building. No one heard it because it was far. It was….Spy from Team Fortress 2!

“Did you think I died? HAH! You moron!” said Spy to you before he showed you the Dead Ringer.

“You must admit that it was an epic bamboozle. However, I must tell Heisenberg.” said Spy before he dashed off to the nearest airport, picked up his Dassault Falcon transport plane and flew to New Mexico.

New Mexico, now headquarters of Heisenberg. He ruled the world with meth as he produced meth. He sat on a crystal throne, made out of crystal meth. Spamton NEO and Jesse Pinkman were his bodyguards. His headquarters were a giant meth lab, where he made meth.

Then, Spy arrived.

“Heisenberg, I must tell!” said Spy.

“Say.” said Heisenberg.

“Hank Schrader and his cronies are making a false attack on Jabberwock. They intend to pick up former Los Pollos Hermanos workers so that they’ll use against us.” reported Spy.

“I expected that. I know what to do. If Hank thinks we’re unprepared….” boasted Heisenberg before his cast of cronies walked epically: it were every mercenary from Team Fortress 2, Megamind and Minion (the fish man, not the omnipresent yellow bananas), GlaDOS, Flowey The Flower, Voldemort from Harry Potter, Dennis from Spongebob Movie, Cockroaches from Oggy and the Cockroaches, Jafar from Aladdin and some more that I’ll likely pull out of my ass. They all posed epically and evily, prepared to strike back. But before that, they needed to do an epic thing.

“Say my name.” said Heisenberg.

“Heisenberg.” everyone bowed down to him.

“You’re goddamn right.” said Heisenberg before he said the forebodding words.

“I am not in danger…..

“I AM THE DANGER!”

=======TO BE CONTINUED======>

Chapter Text

Jabberwock Island, which was property of Future Foundation, not US of A, Japan or Winnie the Pooh. During the great Los Pollos Hermanos-Heisenberg war, it was used by Future Foundation to save people from the grip of Gus Fring. However, as Gus Fring and Los Pollos Hermanos fell, the island became contested. Future Foundation and Heisenberg were secretly competing for it, but they forget because Multi Dimensional Galactic Crossover Killing Game! End of Crossovers: Side Future happen, so those who participated in the second killing game were stuck.

But not for long, as boats, which-

Sudden author’s complaining: You know, in Danganronpa 3, there’s like a scene where a bunch of Burke class missile destroyers and fucking Iowa class battleships, which were retired in 1991 (shockingly long for a battleship, most went extinct by 1945, when Nutzies got their asses kicked) showed up to Jabberwock? That’s a stupid ass scene, not only because Future Foundation somehow had a functioning fucking navy, but also FUCKING BATTLESHIPS, they even had more than they were in real life-

ok, author, can we move with the story?

Ok, sure. Here’s your story.

Boats, civilian boats by future foundation were sent to jabberwock. But they were full of dummies, so that Heisenberg’s army could fell for the trick. However, the gang, consisting of Gundham Tanaka, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong, Cranky Kong, Funky Kong, Peggy, Undyne, PAPYRUS, Waluigi, Gruntilda and her daughter Himiko, Taichi and Chihiro (I almost forget), Don Xiquote with his mule (who both wore scuba masks), Kaito and Maki (who were in a CH-46 Sea Knight helicopter flying above them just so they could pic them up), Mako’s family and Waluigi (if I forget some that appeared before, I’m sorry, I forget :( ). They all rose from the sea water as they looked at Jabberwock island.

“My minions, we have arrived!” said Gundham.

“This is my territory hahaha!” said Undyne.

“IT IS AN ISLAND!!!!” said PAPYRUS.

“This must be where the giants of Heisenberg reign! We must attack!” said Don Xiquote.

“First of all, no, there are a bunch of knobs that the Future Foundation twerps told us to rescue. Second of all, there are no windmills there!” said Gruntilda.

“...Mother, we are in Future Foundation.” said Himiko grumpily.

“Not in my heart! I am not associated with cringelords like Makoto or Kyosuke!” said Gruntilda angrily.

“Nyeh….you don’t even have a heard.” said Himiko.

“Shut up, you geezers and get to the point.” said Cranky Kong crankily.

“YOU’RE THE GEEZER, CRANKY!” said Himiko angrily.

“Silence, you incompatible fiends! We must focus on the mission!” said Gundham

“Wah!” said Waluigi.

Thus, they went on land. They immediately expected to be attacked by Heisenberg army.

But nobody came.

“Hmmmm….this is sus….too sus.” said Gundham

“WHAT IS SUS? IS THAT NEW SAUCE?” asked PAPYRUS.

“Sus is sus.” said Undyne.

“Where is Hank? Where is everyone?” asked Peggy.

“Oh, I know. Can I lead?” asked Chihiro.

“Yeeeeaaaah!!!” approved Donkey Kong.

Thus, Chihiro led them to the big building where big room was with big computer. There were former Los Pollos Hermanos workers here except Luluco, who was with Future Foundation.

“By my lord, there is an ancient Kraken of The Land!” said Don Xiquote.

“….Those are computers.” squinted Gruntilda at him.

“Computer? What is a computer as you say? Is this the work of the ancient wizard?” asked Don Xiquote.

“...From what year are you?” asked Himiko.

“1605.” said Don Xiquote.

“Understandable. Now, the Master of the Encryption, unleash a spell that would free those trapped by the warlock of Los Pollos Hermanos!” said Gundham boastfully and epically.

“….Uhhh...what does that mean?” asked Chihiro.

“Do that computer shit you do.” said Gruntilda.

“….Oooohh….okay! On it!” said Chihiro before he did the computer shit. Thus, everyone was free.

“Hey guys! Long time no see!” said Ryuko happy as she went to hug Mako’s family.

“Ryuko!!!! We’ve missed you!” said Mako’s dad.

“Yes!! It’s been so long!” said Mako’s mum.

“GUTS!” said Guts (the dog) happily.

“Peggy!” said Hank Hill.

“Hank!” said Peggy as they hugged each other. Thus, they were romantic and kissed.

“ALPHYS! ALPHYS, COME HERE LOVE OF MY LIFE!” said Undyne romantically.

“U-undyne! I missed you!” said Alphys as both hugged and kiss.

Everyone was happy.

Until certain asshole ruined the moment.

“Wow, woohoo, you all getting-” you know what, fuck this, I’m gonna say it 100% seriously: I fucking hate Bojack Horseman and his stupid ass show, I cannot tolerate his presence anymore.

Hmmmm……

Cranky, you kill him.

“Hahaha! Finally! I hate that stupid horse!” Cranky said before he utterly beat the shit out of Bojack Cringeman until, you know what, he doesn’t even deserve the “Bojack is dead.” Cranky Kong performed an act of holy justice.

“Cranky, that was pretty epic.” said Gruntilda.

“Serves him right. His list of crimes is bigger than Heisenberg’s and Fring’s combined.” said Cranky Kong before they all went to be happy.

Until they noticed someone was missing.

Someone sus!

“Wait, one is missing.” pointed out Peggy.

“….MON DIEU!” yelled Teruteru before he got flashbacks of that person. He was traumatized for that person manipulating him to kill.

“….Wait, who…..by Beezelbub himself...we must find him!” said Gundham.

Thus, they went looking for that mofo, the one that I actually do tolerate writing, you know who he is. Suddenly, they find paper that said

“Meet me at the highest point of the island.”

“My feeling tells me that this will end in a calamity.” said Gundham.

“IT WILL! IT WILL!!!!” said Teruteru.

Thus, they just climbed the building that they were just inside.

Suddenly, Nagito Komaeda.

“Hello there-” greeted Nagito Komaeda, but Gundham and Teruteru already went into battle stances.

“FUCK YOU, MADAFAKA!” Teruteru pulled out a frying pan, seconds away from charging at him.

“Elaborate.” said Nagito.

“HNNGGGGRRRR…….YOU TREACHEROUS FIEND! YOU SCOWLING OFFSPRING OF DEVIL! YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!” said Gundham.

“No, seriously, I have no fucking idea what you-” said Nagito.

Suddenly, the gang found something sus.

“Nagito sus.” said Ryuko.

But no one listened to her.

“YA’LL PAY FO WHAT YA DID, YA WHITE HAIRED BIYATCH!” roared Teruteru as he rushed towards him with the frying pan.

Suddenly, Nagito pulls out a gun. Teruteru stops and surrenders.

“Mon dieu, what the fuck are you talking about, you damned offspring of Chef Boyardee?!” said Nagito in a french accent.

“Ooof, roasted.” said Linguini.

“Chef…..C-chef…..CHEF BOYARDEEEEEEE???????!!!!!!!!!!” roared Teruteru with vengeance before he was slapped by Gundham. Ryuko wanted to slap him, but she thought he was the gun to get off of it.

“Since when were you a denizen of French Republic, you fiend?” asked Gundham.

Suddenly, Nagito was THE SPY!!!!!

“THE SPY???!!!!” shouted Gundham and everyone else.

“Seems like the disguise has been utterly worthless, just like him!” said Spy.

“I agree, but where the fuck is he?” asked Gruntilda.

MEANWHILE

Nagito, the real one, was going the fuck away from the story in the middle of the ocean in a small fishing boat. He was paddling it so he could get the hell outta here. At this point, he thought the story was so cringe that he just fucked off. No hope, no despair, only meth dispute.

Honestly, he didn’t even bother to talk. He thinks I did him dirty.

“When OVA?” he lifted a sign like a certain Coyote that is a property of Warner Bros and mighhhhttt….nah, I can’t self promote. That’s just, a bit too low.

“Not from me. You’ve already got billions of fanfics and even freaking canon OVA. Be happy with what you’ve got.” I’ve said to him. He didn’t get it as he kept paddling away, going away from-

Nagito has logged out.

Oh, nevermind, he’s out. Very well then.

BACK TO JABBERWOCK

“Spah? What do you mean he’s a spah?” asked Hank Hill.

“My name is the Spy and I’ve come to tell you something: You’re all done.” said Spy with a grin.

“D-done? What do you mean?” asked Chihiro timidly.

“You have heard me, tiny man: You are all done! This will be your last day you have taken a breath of fresh air!” said Spy.

“No, you are wrong! You are severely outnumbered, we are a bunch of badasses coming to take down Heisenberg!” said Undyne as she shook her fist.

“Y-yeah! W-what she said!” said Alphys.

“Is that so? Say that again.” said Spy smugly.

“Haha, you want me to repeat my sentence? Alright then! You are-” said Undyne, but suddenly….

From the sky fell a soldier representing the ideal of American exceptionalism, armed with nothing more than a rocket propelled grenade launcher, a shotgun and a shovel, soon joined by a dark skinned Scotsman, who rode the waves with the fabled monster of a lake. Then, they were joined by the mad man of medicine, armed with a gun that had potential to heal any wounds. That was its secondary effect, however. Soon followed a Texan with the prowess of engineering as he build machinations of healing and death right in front of them to demonstrate his skill. Out of the teleporter, a young man from Boston ran circles around our heroes, just to show how fast he was. Out of the remote location jumped a sharpshooter, also armed with….jars of urine, to say it politely. Suddenly, a flame erupted out of nowhere. A man...no, a woman...no, a thing with a vision that did not align with reality walked out of it, ready to spread nothing more than infernal agony, which it saw as happiness. Lastly, the ground shook as the largest man strutted right in front of them, armed with his beloved Sasha - a miniature gatling gun that he could carry.

“...out...numbered.” said Undyne in surprise.

“Who put these babies on island?” said Heavy.

“Listen up, maggots! This is the territory of U-S-A and you’ll all get your sorry asses kicked back to Hippiestan, WHERE YOU BELONG!” said Soldier.

“Yo, you gotta be jokin’! These are gonna be a piece of cake!” said Scout.

“Huddah huddah huh.” said Pyro.

“So, I’ve heard yer want to oppose Heisenberg….that’s what me liver told ya. Ye had a chance to run, yet ye chose to fight. I commend yer bravery, but HELL AWAITS YE!” said Demoman.

“Ze bloodbath will come, hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” said Medic as he lol’d.

“You should have gotta made a run for it, mates. You have reached the point where there’s nothing but death in front of you.” said Sniper.

“It’s a shame that we met in such way, but oh well. More money for us!” said Engineer.

“So, what do you say?” asked Spy.

“Is this nothing more than a mere boast? You have enough arms to kill the entire team, yet all you are doing is flexing. What are your true intentions?” asked Gundham, not being scared at all. Some were scared, others a bit concerned. Gundham was unaffected.

“Yer sharp, laddeh. We have figured out that this is a distraction attack. If yer were an actual threat, ye’d be dead right now.” said Demoman.

“WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT?!” said Gundham with surprise, then he realized. “Wait a minute…..THIS IS THE WORK OF THE SPY!”.

“Go figure. Did you really think I was dead?” said Spy.

“Wait, when did you die?” asked Gundham.

“Wait, you didn’t watch EVERYONE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF MAKOTO NAEGI game?” asked Spy.

“That wasn’t broadcasted. At all.” said Gruntilda.

“Huh...well now….then I shall tell you what’s our purpose here.” said Spy.

“What, is it going to be another killing game? Then I’m outta here!” said Gruntilda.

“No, killing games are shit. It’s always the same, chapter 1 the unexpected one dies and then the killer gets the wrong victim, chapter two there’s some serial killer possibly, then the killer has very sad backstory, chapter three two or one die, then it’s the worst chapter, then it’s chapter four where the big one dies-” rambled Spy.

“We get the point, Frenchie.” said Cranky Kong.

“Oh, right. Then, enter THE KING OF THE HILL!” said Spy boastfully.

“That’s my show!” said Hank Hill.

“Not that one, dumbass, the game! You will have to capture the point and hold it for 3 minutes! Simple task, really.” said Spy.

“Ez.” said Cranky.

“However, there will be blood! There will be death! The opposing team must kill the other, hahahaha! I am looking forward to it!” said Soldier.

“D-death?!” trembled Chihiro.

“Yes, you’ve heard it right. Death! Blood! Guts!” said Scout.

“Just saying that you dummkopfs cannot respawn and we can! I scammed Satan, HAHAHAHAHHAHA!” said Medic.

“Kehehehe...do you think that deters us? Do you think we are cowards? FuwahahahahHAHAHAHA! I AM GUNDHAM TANAKA, THE WARLOCK OF DARKNESS, THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE, AND I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! LET FATE DECIDE OUR VICTOR!” said Gundham boastfully and confidently.

“I like this lad. After we’re done with this, we should go for a beer.” said Demomon.

“Very well then. Will you be babies or will you be men? That will battle decide.” said Heavy.

“Well, gentlemen. Do your worst.” said Spy before out of a sudden, both teams were teleported away.

“Hey, where the hell did they go?” asked Maki from the helicopter.

“What the hell??! How??!!” asked Kaito in fear.

Gundham’s team was put in the Hotel Mirai, the restaurant in it was their “spawnpoint” so to say. The mercenaries were put in a military base.

Mixed feelings were had.

“...oh god, I’m scared….” confessed Chihiro as he trembled.

“Just stay in the spawnpoint, you cannot get killed here. Your dad too.” said Cranky Kong.

“Yeah, that’s a good idea. However, rest us of will have to fight. Spawn point will be ours!” said Undyne.

“Wait, do we even have weapons? They’re armed with guns!” said Chihiro.

“Yes!!! I have my spear!” said Undyne.

“I HAVE BONES!” said PAPYRUS.

“I’m gonna kick their ass with my fists.” said Hank Hill.

“Nyehhh….magic time.” said Himiko.

“Your magic is shit, Himiko! I have magic of refined taste!” said Gruntilda.

“Shut the fuck up, mother. Don’t roast me in front of everyone.” said Himiko.

“Well, I have….wait…..FUCK!” said Ryuko upon realizing not only did she not have scissor blade, but Senketsu was dead before story. “Fists it is.”.

“Don’t worry, I will just go into my badass mode when everyone is danger.” said Mako’s dad.

“I will be the medic!” said Mako’s mom.

“Guts!” said Guts.

“I have my tennis racket, Wah!” said Waluigi.

“We are Kongs. We kick butts every day.” said Cranky before Donkey Kong pulled out a coconut gun, which can fire in spurts, Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong pulled out peanut guns and posed epically.

“W-WE HAVE GUNS?!” panicked Chihiro.

“Bruh.” said Cranky Kong.

“What, you’re gonna pull out a minigun?” asked Gruntilda.

“Nah, I have my crane, which is pretty badass.” said Cranky Kong before he posed epically.

“Kehehehe...I have a secret weapon!” said Gundham.

Suddenly, Gundham looked out of the window and saw something very not nice.

“Cowards! Fiends! It has been a trap!” said Gundham as he spotted it.

“Hwat?” asked Hank Hill.

He showed them that Sniper was already placing Sydney Sleeper’s crosshair on them. Demoman placed sticky bombs around the door of the spawnpoint. Engineer placed a level 3 sentry and a mini sentry near. Heavy was revving up his minigun. Rest of them had other business.

“Fucking campers!” said Cranky angrily.

“T-There is no escape!” said Alyphs.

“No, there is. We just gotta be clever about it.” said Gundham.

“I GOT IT!!!!” said PAPYRUS.

“Hwat is it, PAPYRUS?” asked Hank.

“WHAT IF WE DON’T GO BY THE ENTRANCE, WE JUST GO FROM THE BACK?” suggested PAPYRUS.

“Genius idea, PAPYRUS!!!!” said Undyne.

“I KNOW RIGHT?” said PAPYRUS.

“No, you’re a numb skull!” said Gruntilda.

“FUNNY JOKE!” said PAPYRUS with sincerity.

“No, I meant it.” said Gruntilda.

“FUNNY SERIOUS COMMENT!” said PAPYRUS. However, no one objected as they all went from the back. The mercenaries waited there.

As they went, they found out that the point they were supposed to hold for 3 minutes was in the middle of the island. They all ran, but suddenly….

BONK

Himiko was hit with a baseball and fell down. She wasn’t dead, just hit.

“HEY!” shouted Himiko angrily. From the ambush, Scout jumped out with his shotgun. The battle was on.

“Real wise guys, aren’t cha? Too bad you’re gonna be DEAD!” said Scout as he began running circles around and shooting, but they were all dodging epically. Suddenly, Diddy Kong fired a peanut right in his face as Scout flinched.

“Funny! Real funny, monkey!” said Scout angrily before he drank Bonk! He was now super fast and fast. He couldn’t attack, so other used the turn to attack, but he was the one to dodge epically. Suddenly, Pyro appeared from the back, just running in the straight line, preparing to roast them alive. Donkey Kong fired a coconut at him, but Pyro deflected the coconut with air blast, sending it right to his face. Donkey Kong made a funny face, but he was now mad. Donkey Kong started running towards Pyra, who activated his flamethrower, but Donkey Kong jumped over the fire, grabbed Pyro’s head and threw him right in the sea. After he did that, he dabbed. Then he ran back, directly crashing into Scout, whose Bonk! Effect wore off. Then Donkey Kong yeeted Scout into the sea, performing another dab.

“THANKS, DONKEY KONG!” said PAPYRUS.

“Yeehee!” said Donkey Kong as they all ran to the point.

They reached the point. There was supposed to be statue there, but now there was point.

“Wait...that is sus.” said Gundham.

“Hwat do you mean? It looks empty.” asked Hank.

“That is exactly why it looks sus. We must be careful.” said Gundham. Thus they approached it slowly. The point was already taken before, which costed them about a minute and a half. Another minute and a half and they would all be dead. As they all stepped on the point, they only had to wait a little for the point to turn to their side.

The count down began: 3:00.

They immediately scattered around in case of any explosive attack.

Suddenly, they heard a decloaking sound. It was a spy, who was ready to stab Gundham in the back, but Gundham quickly realized that as he turned around.

“GO, FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION!” said Gundham as four hamsters jumped out of his scarf and beat the shit out of Spy.

Spy is dead, until the spectator mode timer runs out.

“I knew it!” said Gundham, but before they could relax, they heard an explosion as they saw Soldier falling from the sky, who held a shovel.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

He yelled as he was about to smack Mrs.Puff in the face, but then the wind, caused by Sea Knight, blew him away. Kaito and Maki to the rescue!

“Found ya, ya bastards!” said Kaito as he landed the helicopter.

“Quick, everyone get on the chopper!” said Maki as they were all happy.

Suddenly

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Heavy Weapons Guy, perpetually healed by Medic, shot the rotors with this minigun, disabling its flight. Sea Knight was now disabled.

P.S writing advice, helicopters are resistant to small arms (although some have proved to be resistant to MANPADS). They do not explode if they hit by small bullets. Have something like ZSU-23-4 Shilka and now helicopter will be mauled.

“FUCK!” shouted Kaito as now Kaito and Maki were a part of the battle. Maki gave him an actual gun and so she had a gun and they quickly went into battle. Others hid behind a helicopter because there was this Russian fella going gung ho guns blazing on them.

“UEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! UEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!!! CRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Heavy yelled with pure hype in his heard.

“OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSTTT!!!!!” yelled Medic with the same hype.

Everyone who was hiding behind the helicopter hid themselves in the bushes, so that they wouldn’t be moved down. Maki tried to scope Heavy and she did a headshot, but not only was Heavy alive, but also healed immediately. She tried the same with Medic, same results. Maki realized that they were in a great disadvantage.

To make matters worse, Engineer committed sneeki breeki and sneaked a level 3 sentry, which also went nuts. Not only that, it fired unguided rockets as well, first blowing up a Sea Knight.

CH-46 Sea Knight is dead.

Then it searched for targets since all of them were hiding in the bushes. No one could come out of a bush because they didn’t want to suffer “they die” situation. But the countdown was still going in their favor.

Suddenly, Gundham had an idea.

“Destroy sentry, Four Dark Devas of destruction!” said Gundham as devas committed sneeki breeki. Because they were small, the sentry couldn’t detect them and Heavy did not assume anything. As they reached, they bit every component of sentry before sentry down.

“SENTRY DOWN!” said Engineer as he tried to build a new sentry, but four dark devas beat the shit out of him. Engineer is dead, for now.

“Engi is dead!” said Heavy.

“Argh! How could they do it?! We have superior firepower!” said Medic, but his Ubercharge was getting ready soon.

Suddenly, two explosions. Demoman and Soldier were flying. Demoman decided to saturate the fuck out of the area with bombs, normal and sticky, which caused our heroes to run away. Soldier joined in to saturate the area with his rockets but not before both of them said their beautifully written, poetic and badass one-liners:

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!””

The entire area exploded, with only point remaining to be not destroyed. Almost forgot, Sniper was also there, but he came late.

After the whole area exploded, only wind responded. Everyone….seemed dead.

“Where are babies?” asked Heavy.

“Dead, hahaha!” said Medic.

“So..the point is ours?” asked Soldier.

“Aye.” said Demoman.

“….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THEN IT’S OURS!” said Soldier as he, Medic, Demoman, Heavy and Sniper ran towards the point and stood on it. Although not as quickly, the point became theirs, but it needed to get rid of ownership of heroes. Once point became neutral, it was slowly turning towards the mercenaries. It was going fast, real fast. It seemed like our heroes have-

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TEAM HEISENBERG LOST

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“What the FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK?????!!!!! yelled Soldier in anger.

“Seriously?! How could this happen?” asked Heavy.

“Aye, GG. They died yet they still won.” said Demoman

“FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE MISTAKEN, MY FRIEND!” said Gundham as the entire team appeared from the forest as they all gathered around. Even mercenaries who “died” came to the meeting.

“Yo, how did you survive that? It’s impossible to survive these Michael Bay level explosions!” said Scout.

“It is a simple matter: we just scattered around more!” said Gundham boastfully.

“Oh….wizard man smart. If you want to not be harmed by boom, you move away from boom.” said Heavy.

“Wait a sec, we haven’t said about what would happen if we won.” asked Ryuko.

Suddenly, the music turned epic and dramatic and latin. The sky sang latin.

(for best reading experience, play The Hero of Comberth Harbor – Ace Combat 7 Skies Unknown)

“….Nooooo…...NOOOOOO…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVEN’T WON! YOU HAVEN’T WON AT ALL!” screamed Soldier.

“...H-huh?!” yelped Chihiro like a mouse.

“What is your tomfoolery, man of arms?!” asked Gundham angrily.

“Soldier, what the fuck are you on? They won the game, fair and square and we can negotiate-” Spy tried to calm down Soldier but Soldier was too busy raging.

“FUCK DIPLOMACY, THAT’S FOR HIPPIES! I HAVE COME UP WITH A BACK UP PLAN IN CASE OUR TEAM LOST!” Soldier went nuts.

“Soldier, what the fuck are you talking about?” asked Spy.

“IF WE CAN’T WIN, THEN AMERICA WILL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!” said Soldier.

“Yo, hate to burst your bubble, but I’m pretty sure that every single government branch wants to do nothing with you.” said Scout.

“….Hahahahah, that’s where you are wrong, motherFACKer! Look up!” said Soldier as they looked up.

B-52H Stratofortress strategic bombers, a part of nuclear triad, flying right above them. It consisted of the similar number of how many B-52’s flew through out Vietnam sorties, which were quite a lot. Through out the entire time, they were loitering around the island, waiting for the opportunity. The sky stopped singing latin as it started singing Vietnam War songs (pick of your own choice). Those were painted in the jungle camo (oddly enough, the super secret and totally not made up squadron which had these B-52s was more colored in the style of B-52G’s rather than nam era Stratofortresses themselves). The flight lead and creator of this super secret squadron was none other than…..

BOWSER???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's note: Oh yeah, just for reference gonna post how those B-52's looked:

Ok, Author out.

Bowser was active in US bomber fleet ever since Nam days, which he called “best days of his life”. He was leading other B-52s, VERY eagerly waiting for the opportunity to flatten the entire island.

“Soldier, when the FUCK do we send these chomps back to stone age?” asked Bowser through radio.

“Commence Operation ROLLING THUNDER II! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMERICA WINS AGAIN! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!” hyped Soldier.

“You’ve heard him, boys. DROP EM ALL! DROP EM ALLLLLL!!!!!!” hyped Bowser as every single B-52 started raining down bombs upon Jabberwock island.

“Soldier, we’re going TO FUCKING DIE, YOU IDIOT!” said Spy angrily.

“But we can respawn. They can’t. Genius move, Soldier HAHAHHAHAHA!” said Medic.

“AUUUGHHAAAAARUUUGH!” said Pyro. I don’t know what that means, sorry.

“WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!!!!” shouted Himiko, in a rare burst of energy.

“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!” shouted Undyne as they began panicking except Gundham and Gruntilda.

“Wusses, all of you, especially my daughter. I can get us out of here!” said Gruntilda before she picked up a phone and called someone. With only few seconds remaining, their savior came: a Hag I drilling tank, licensed in Great Britain. It broke through the ground as its hatch opened up.

“Hahaha, it’s all automated! Now move your butts and get in!” said Gruntilda as she went in. Soon, the gang followed.

“Wait! Can we go inside?” asked Spy.

“FUCK NO, THEY AIN’T EVEN AMERICAN!” said Soldier angrily.

“But we are from America. I’m Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories. I’m from Texas.” said Hank Hill.

Suddenly, Soldier went from nuts to not nuts.

“Wait a sec….so you are all American?” asked Soldier.

“Yes.” everyone said.

Suddenly, Soldier realized he fucked up.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

“Soldier, shut the fuck up and get in!” said Spy.

“OK.” said Soldier as all mercenaries went in. Hag I started drilling and it went underground. Once enemies, now colleagues in need. Thankfully, they escaped just in time because entire Jabberwock was getting completely and utterly annihilated

“GET SOME! GET SOME! GET SOME, MOTHERFUCKER!” hyped Bowser as he watched the entire island being thrown back to stone age. In fact, it became a fucking lagoon. Bowser made sure that the decided bombs were of BIG KABOOMA. Not nukes, Bowser thought nukes were cheating. Think of it….a fuckton of Mk.82’s or Mk.83’s. You decide.

While they were drilling underground, they had a lot of exposition scenes which we don’t have budget to show, so to get the gist: Spy mad at Soldier, Gundham’s gang mad at mercenaries, they elaborate, they friends now.

Meanwhile, and luckily Hank’s gang told Gundham’s gang that they were on super secret island and Hag I drilled through and reached island.

“Hello, Gundham.” greeted Hank Schrader.

“Greetings, Persecutor of Hard Substances.” greeted Gundham Tanaka.

When Makoto saw mercenaries, he screamed like a little baby. Seeing Spy again almost made him do that thing he did up until 5 ^th grade. It’s weird.

“Don’t worry, Makoto, contract changed. We’re now with you, Gruntilda promised us you will give us a lot of money.” said Spy.

“I can give you dollars.” said Byakuya, who was very rich.

“Sexcellent.” said Spy as he snorted.

However, tension was still among those, even among mercenaries, but they’re now on Hank’s side. Hoo ray! Next stop, New Mexico!

Meanwhile near New Mexico, an innocent family was driving on the road. They were going to California, but their father was too lazy to book a flight and wanted to experience thrill of driving. But since they are not relevant, I’ll cut to the part that matters:

Suddenly, they found themselves at the wall, like a fortress….but the truth was…..

ENTIRE NEW MEXICO WAS FORTIFIED. IT WAS NO LONGER A STATE, BUT A FORTRESS OF HEISENBERG.

Thus, a final battle between Heisenberg and Hank Schrader was coming soon.

======TO BE CONTINUED======>

Chapter Text

The wall of New Mexico (formerly state, now fortress of Heisenberg) was big, scary and not pink! It was gray because fortresses are gray because of...minerals. Did I get that right? Wall was guarded by snipers, so that no one sus could pass. They were looking at the desert, which was big and kind of empty. New Mexico, weirdly enough, didn’t have air defenses, because they forget. Stupid buffons, do they even know how many nightmares did SA-15 “Gauntlet” give me? DO THEY EVEN KNOW??!! Ok, personal trauma aside, they didn’t have air defenses, just ground defenses.

Suddenly, a police car was driving in desert. Snipers already fired upon police car, but all of bullets bounced off. Suddenly, they see that police car is burning. They stopped firing because they thought “WTF” at it.

Suddenly, INFERNO COP bursts out of the car.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO IS THIS?!!!” yelled snipers upon the sight of a burning skeleton cop.

“I am purgatorial flame of this rotting shithole…..IIIIIIIIIINFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!” Inferno Cop politely introduced himself to the snipers.

“OH SHIT!” said snipers.

“Wait, why we afraid! He could be just flexing!” said one of the snipers who doubted the infernal presence of Inferno Cop.

“I feel merciful today, so I say….open the gate!” said Inferno Cop.

The snipers responded with sniper fire.

“Fair enough, I was craving to deliver justice! Kurae!!!!” yelled Inferno Cop as he fired a bullet at the wall.

“This wall is immune to your bullets!” said snipers as the bullet bounced off the wall and right at Inferno Cop.

“So am I!” said Inferno Cop as it bounced back.

“Jokes on you, we were prepared for this!” the bullet bounced back once it recognized that the wall was secretly covered with Uno Reverse Cards.

“So was I!” said Inferno Cop, not even having an Uno Reverse Card with him, as the bullet bounced back.

“NANI?!” screamed snipers before the entire wall of New Mexico exploded. Snipers is dead.

“That was a tough defense….now it’s your time, Hank Schrader!” said Inferno Cop.

Hank Schrader emerged from the mineral filled soil of the desert.

“It’s time, Hank Schrader! Time to call the most terrifying thing you can imagine! We’re gonna scare the fuck out of Heisenberg!” said Inferno Cop.

“I will ask minerals about it! Let me power up!” said Hank Schrader before he crouched, placing his hand on the ground. He began charging up, as the minerals within the soil started to form a titan of unimaginable power. A being so fierce that even all Pantheons, all religions fears. A being so mystical that not even the most big brain scientists could figure out.

It was Luigi.

Once minerals perfected his form, Luigi roared like Godzilla but he had to wait. He still needed guns.

“Over Justice! Luluco Godspeed! Come here!” said Inferno Cop.

Suddenly, Over Justice and Luluco flew on a flying gun motor bike before they jump in the air as they both transformed into guns. Luigi grabbed Over Justice, Luluco and the bike’s gun forms so that he could commit shoot. He roared like Godzilla again as from a far, an entire army, lead by Don Xiquote riding his mule and Gundham riding a brown bear, ran towards Heisenberg’s now wall-less fortress. Entire cast, at least those who survived, on Hank Schrader was running towards Heisenberg himself to arrest him. Because they didn’t want to tire out, they technically didn’t run, they were in vehicles. From the air, they got support from Chiaki Nanami, who was flying an UH-60L Blackhawk again, who served as the medical evacuation for the team. Hajime was her co-pilot of course, and Ibuki was there for moral support. Another chopper, once again a Blackhawk, was flown by Kaito Momota, who had aviator glasses on. Maki was his co-pilot, although she also provided good old WW1-style “shoot with a gun out of the cockpit” support. Unlike Chiaki’s heli, Kaito’s heli was meant for special ops. Fellas inside were all armed. There was another helicopter too, not a Blackhawk, but a Chinook. Mercenaries of Mann.Co were there. Gruntilda and Himiko were riding brooms, providing close air patrol and close air support when needed.

“Onward, brethren in arms! Onward towards the evil sorcerer of Heisenberg!” chanted Don Quixote as he held his lance.

“Let us all mark the day when The Empire shall fall! Onward, my minions!” shouted Gundham as loudly and as hammily as he could. When Luigi roared once again, they all dashed forward. Those who were in the air were obviously going to be faster, although before Hank Schrader could start dashing, Chiaki’s helicopter landed in front of Schrader as Ibuki opened the door.

“Mr.Schrader, I can get you faster, I think!” shouted Chiaki, a rare instance, because the helicopter was freaking loud.

“Thanks, toots! Just letting ya know, Heisenberg is at Albuquerque!” said Hank Schrader loudly.

“You hear that! Hank said Heisenberg is at Albuquerque!” yelled Ibuki as everyone knew where to go now.

“Roger that!” Chiaki let out a smile as she gave a thumbs up. Upon increasing the collective, the Blackhawk took off as they all dashed towards the city of Heisenberg. Any armed resistance was quickly crushed by the mineral Luigi, who used his light beam guns to crush anything, from a fort within a fortress to a machine gun nest. In a way, Luigi frequently saved their lives as they all dashed towards the city.

Meanwhile, Heisenberg was feeling like a boss, just chilling when suddenly, Jesse.

“Yo, Mr.White! The wall exploded!” said Jesse.

“Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?” asked Heisenberg.

“The entire thing went to fucking clouds! We’re defenseless, Mr.White!” said Jesse.

“How the fuck?! The wall was supposed to be invincible!” said Heisenberg.

“Last thing they reported was that a burning skeleton cop blew it up! I’m not making shit up!” said Jesse.

“Jesse, I ask once again...what the fuck are you talking about?!” said Heisenberg.

“YOU’RE FUCKED, MR.WHITE! THE COP IS COMING AT YOU!” said Jesse.

“Let him come. All you must deal with incoming invaders.” said Heisenberg badassely before he looked at other villains.

“It is time for us to shine!” said Megamind before he went to his own mecha.

“Hahaha, I will cause shit!” said Voldemort before he flew off without a broom because he was a wizard.

“Inshallah.” said Jafar as he also flew because he was a wizard. They provided close air patrol for Heisenberg.

“I’m gonna beat some ass.” said Dennis before he drove off with his bike.

“I am literally stationary. I cannot move.” said GlaDOS.

“Sucks to be you :P” said Flowey.

“It would have been much better if you have been permanently silenced, weed.” said GlaDOS.

“….Rude!” said Flowey angrily.

Cockroaches lol’d and went.

“Alright, Mr.White. I’ll grab my chopper.” said Jesse.

“Epic.” said Heisenberg before he turned towards Spamton NEO.

“JUST LET THE [Shitpost] END ALREADY! MY MIND IS [Nuclear Reactor Meltdown] [Experience]!” said Spamton NEO.

“Spamton….now it’s time for you to be a BIG SHOT!!!” said Heisenberg.

Then, Spamton NEO was happy.

“YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS [Shitpost] IS AWESOME! I SHALL BECOME [Big Shot]!!!!” said Spamton before he decided to stay Heisenberg’s headquarters.

Thus, as they all ran outside, Luigi and his army were approaching. But so was Heisenberg’s army. Megamind lead the charge with his mecha as Voldemort and Jafar provided air support. Luigi immediately recognized Megamind as the biggest threat and immediately started firing lasers at him, but Megamind dodged them epically like in Matrix.

“Nice light show, but are you ready for a fight like a true villain?!” said Megamind as he got close enough to punch Luigi in the face. Luigi recoiled as some of the minerals flew away. Then Luigi got 200% MAD, and started unleashing a storm of fists at Megamind, but Megamind countered back. Amid the flurry of punches, sound barrier could be broken multiple times. Others on the ground fought epically as well, but the decisive moment was who would have air superiority. That was handled to the witches and wizards, who went into a merge.

Gruntilda and Himiko decided to rate right, meaning that they went the opposite turn of Voldemort and Jafar, who chose one circle. Although wizards had superior angle of attack control, witches were better at turn rate. Upon turning, wizards were in the pickle: the witches were just few angles away from getting the right spot to unleash their spells. Even though thanks to arms, they could strike at any angle, the best one was still in front. Witches had better weapons employment because they didn’t need wands. All of that was happening at about 140 knots, world war 1 biplane speeds and low G.

Suddenly, thanks to her rookie flying, Voldemort did get just the right angle to attack.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!” shouted Voldemort as he fired the beam from his wand (don’t take this the wrong way >:( ) at Himiko.

“NYEEEH!!” shouted Himiko as she flipped over, evading the deadly spell in the process. Voldemort flew next to her as he started turning towards her again, just to get another Avada Kedavra at her.

But he got good ol Grunty mad.

“OH, YOU AIN’T DOING A KEDAVRA ON MY DAUGHTER!” roared Gruntilda in the rare instance of actual parental love she had for her daughter as she started flying towards Voldemort. It was a mistake, because Jafar was soon following her, ready to unleash another offensive spell.

Luckily, out of gratitude, Himiko followed Jafar as he was in just the perfect position for the shot.

“Hocus pocus!” yelled Himiko as she fired a magic spell at Jafar, which landed right on him! He turned into a frog as he fell down from sky, since frogs couldn’t fly.

“Hocus pocus, really?” grumbled Gruntilda.

“Hey, be grateful!” said Himiko angrily as both of them were now fighting against Voldemort, trying to get on his back without risking too much.

But Voldemort was the one who took risks.

“AVADA KEDAVRA!” suddenly, Voldemort used his spell once again, but he fired backwards, startling both witches in the process. By that moment, Gruntilda was pissed.

“SKIDDODLE SKIDADLE SHISHALABIM!” yelled Gruntilda as she fired a spell, consisting out of light orbs, at Voldemort, which landed a hit. Voldemort exploded and he is now dead. Air superiority was achieved.

Or so they thought.

“YEAH BITCH, CHOPPER GUNNER!”

A voice was heard through out the battle as the helicopter, MH-6 Little Bird to be specific, arrived to the battle, immediately firing an AGM-114 Hellfire air to ground missile at Luigi, which scored a direct hit. The titan with a stache exploded into nothing more than small mineral pieces as he began to crumble. Luluco and Over Justice immedately had to turn back into their humanoid themselves, just barely saving themselves with the flying gun bike as they tried to fight back, they had to immediately jump off it because Little Bird launched a Stinger right at it, scoring a direct hit. If it wasn’t for Inferno Cop to provide them a mattress to save them from a fall, then I would have to say “Luluco is dead” and “Over Justice is dead.”. But thankfully, Luluco and Over Justice are not dead.

The pilot of Little Bird, Jesse Pinkman then focused on witches as he immediately fired another Stinger at Himiko. Gruntilda, once again out of parental love, jumped off her broom to save Himiko, which it did as the Stinger destroyed both brooms at once. Once again, Inferno Cop made sure that they landed safely.

Thus, they lost air superiority as the tide of the battle turned despairing, had it not been for ingenuity of one mad man. Suddenly, Soldier jumped out of the Chinook and started rocket jumping. He aimed himself so that the shot he could get would 100% would hit. Luckily, Jesse took the bait as he tried to speed to the helicopters, but he did not see Soldier incoming. Just before the perfect opportunity, Soldier did something epic.

360 NO SCOPE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesse Pinkman and Little Bird are dead. The battle was now full of hope for Hank Schrader, but not hope for Heisenberg. They all fought epically.

Speaking of Hank Schrader, he and the helicopter that Chiaki was flying avoided the brunt of the battle. Secretly, Luluco, Over Justice and Inferno Cop sneaked out of the battle as a means for back up. Due to how relatively fast Blackhawk was, they were already over Albuquerque. The entire town was more or less a fortress, although it became immediately obvious where Heisenberg was: in the highest point of his fortress. Villains usually did that. Chiaki, just to be sure and safe, flew as high as she could. She couldn’t afford to fly low, due to how usually contested that area was.

“This must be where Heisenberg is, right?” asked Chiaki as she pointed at the tower.

“Haha, you’re sharp, toots….or Heisenberg is being a little Heisendumb.” joked Hank Schrader.

“….C’mon, did you really need to be that corny?” asked Hajime with a squint.

“Yes! It’s the part of the fun!” said Hank with a doofy smile.

“Alright...I’m dropping you there. You’ll probably avoid a gauntlet of enemies there, I think. That’s how it is usually in games, always more enemies before the final boss….Man, I haven’t played games in ages….wish I could do….” said Chiaki before she suddenly turned somber.

“Don’t worry, toots. Once Heisenberg is arrested there will be peace and you could play Rainbow 6 or something.” said Hank Schrader.

“Oh, you like that game?” Chiaki suddenly became happier.

“I am Rainbow 6 in real life, but it’s a fun game, hahahah!” laughed Hank Schrader as everyone in the helicoper had a giggle.

They have arrived to the tower, but they didn’t land on it. They were hovering right next to it.

“Hang in there, this is where I am going to drop!” said Hank Schrader.

“But...we haven’t landed. Are you sure you wanna do it like that?” asked Chiaki.

“Hehe, gonna give Heisenberg a little surprise. Don’t worry, toots, I’ve been through worse.” said Hank with confidence.

“….Alright…I believe in you, Hank. Let us finish this, once and for all.” said Chiaki as Ibuki opened the door. Hank started sprinting as he jumped out of the helicopter and then bursted through the wall of Heisenberg’s fortress.

“...Holy heck!” said Chiaki before she flew off back to the battle, trying help as much as possible. Thus, for now, Hank was on its own.

Where Hank landed was right where he wanted: right in Heisenberg’s throne.

“Walt….YOU SUSSY BAKA!” said Hank angrily.

“….Hank? What the fuck?!” said Walter in surprise.

“I can’t believe it that out of all people, you were the Heisenberg. I thought you didn’t have it in you...but looks like I am mistaken. You are under arrest!” said Hank.

“Well, you got me. But will you able to catch me?” asked Walter with confidence.

“What?” asked Hank.

Suddenly, Scooby Doo chase, the final one, began. Walter ran through out the entire fortress as Hank chased him. During the chase, there were many enemies, but Hank didn’t care, he wanted to arrest Heisenberg once and for all.

Suddenly, the fortress became full of traps.

“Congratulations. You’ve found Heisenberg. Big W for you, I guess. But will you make it out of the fortress alive? That is another question and you don’t have the answer.” taunted GlaDOS, but Hank evaded every single trap she threw at him. GlaDOS was not amused,

“Why do I even bother if you just cheese through it. I’m out of here. Flower, do your job.” GlaDOS ragequit.

Thus the chase continued.

Suddenly, Flowey.

“IN THIS WORLD IT’S-” Flowey tried to spook Hank, but Hank just trampled him.

“...Really? REALLY??? YOU DO THIS TO ME?! That’s it, this story is garbage and not worth my time!” Flowey ragequit.

As the chase continued but they got out of the fortress, they started running around in the city. Spamton, unlike GlaDOS and Flowey, played it smart by not ambushing, but chasing Hank. He fired many Pipis at him, but Hank subconsciously dodged them all.

Suddenly, the back up arrived. Spamton NEO was mad when he saw Luluco.

“LULUCO???!!!! YOU AGAIN???!!!!” raged Spamton NEO

“Yes, me again! Spamton, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SCAMMED ME!” said Luluco angrily.

“WHOA THE THE LITTLE [$$&$%&&%R/&%/&%(/&/%(/&”$#”$”#$%$#%$%#&$%#] THAT TOLD YOU THAT???!!!” further raged Spamton.

“Justice told her that!” said Over Justice.

“[#%$#&%%$/&%$/&%/&%/&%] YOU LULUCO, YOU LITTLE [#$$%#$#%$#&$%&&%/!$#$#$%$#%$#%$#%#$] NOW YOU WILL [$#&$%&&%//&((/&)(/)=#$%#$%#) DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” raged Spamton NEO as he prepared his beam.

“No!” said Inferno Cop as he fired a bullet at Spamton NEO. Spamton NEO is dead.

“I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” said Spamton, finally out of the story for his own good.

“...Holy fuck.” said Luluco as her entire life flashed in front of her.

“I will tell our friends of justice that we found Heisenberg! BRB!” said Inferno Cop as he warped towards the epic battle.

“Boys, we found him!” said Inferno Cop to them.

Everyone stopped battling epically as they began chasing Heisenberg instead.

As the chase continued, Hank and Walt were in the desert. So was everyone in the desert. There was no more fight, only a stare down between Hank’s forces and Walt’s forces.

“Walt...I’m giving you options...either you go the easy way...or go the hard way…” said Hank angrily but calmly.

“And I am giving you options….either you let me free and let me make my meth….or you can try to arrest me at the cost of your friends...I know what I need to say.” said Walter White.

“Walt...you have fallen low to even think about it! They are innocent people that you have involved them into your matters!” said Hank.

“They have chosen it themselves!” said Walter White.

“Bullshit! None of this would have happened if the war between Los Pollos Hermanos and Heisenberg didn’t start!” said Chisa amid the group.

“You are a brave one….don’t be a stupid one.” said Walter to her.

“Reminder that I gave you the power and I can take it back! Choose already, Walt!” said Hank.

“...Alright then….then you left me no choice…” said Walter before he did the unthinkable.

“So am I!” said Inferno Cop, intentionally saying that to save everyone.

“H-HOW??!!! THAT WAS MY ULTIMATE MOVE!” panicked Walt as he realized that no one was vaporized by his words.

“I took your power away!” said Inferno Cop.

“FUCK!” said Walter White. Then Hank punched Walt, but not hard enough that he would fall.

“This is for all the shit you’ve caused! Now, Walt, face your fate.” said Hank.

But then suddenly, something weird happened. Something really weird.

Now greetings to the world

Voice of the one, Big Gong-Zilla

Alongside Skrillex

Dem fe know

Who we?

Awoah!

“What the fuck?! Skrillex?!” said Walter in fear. No one knew what was coming as the white fumes bursted out the ground. It were weed fumes, so intense that even just inhaling would end up being high. Everyone who sniffed fumes became high, which was everyone. Everyone was seeing FaZE and MLG shit.

Suddenly, when the beat dropped.

NO SCOPE

Megamind is dead.

DOUBLE KILL

Cockroaches are dead. They count as a single kill.

TRIPLE KILL

Linguini & Remi are dead.

MONSTER KILL

Bob from Bob’s burgers is dead.

ULTRAAAAAA COOOOMBOOOOO!!!!

Dennis from Spongebob is dead.

HOLY SHIT!

Minion is dead.

“Who the fuck is it?!!” wondered both Walt and Hank out of this sudden MLG attack. As they tried to navigate through their highness, they found….a ball like silhoutte. Walt realized who it was.

“I’M BACK, NOOBS!”

MLG BALL MONOKUMA RETURNED WITH VENGEANCE!!!!

Due to him smoking so much kush in his life, he was immune to being high. He rolled down with his sniper rifle, looking for target. Then he found Makoto, but before he could no scope him, he had a thing to say.

“REMEMBER ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!” MLG Ball Monokuma called for Makoto, who pissed his pants in fear as he screamed like a little baby.

“I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR MUM, M8!” said MLG Ball Monokuma before he took his aim. Then….

NO SCOPE

MLG Ball Monokuma exploded.

It was Hank who no scoped him.

Suddenly, the weed fumes disappeared and everyone suffered a hangover from being high.

“T-thanks, Hank.” said Makoto.

“No prob-….what the fuck, man?!” said Hank once he realized that Makoto accidentally released it.

“Hank...what the fuck was that?” asked Walter.

“I dunno man….I du-” Hank didn’t know the answer….

But the answer appeared right in front of their eyes.

It was…..

“Walt, you little bitch!”.

Mike Ehrmantraut!!!!!

“MIKE???!!!” screamed Walter.

“Yes, it’s me. I have planned this all along. You must pay for what you did.” said Mike.

“Hank, did you bring him here?!” said Walter angrily, he was even angrier that his power was taken away.

“No...I came here by myself. I will elaborate further….but this will be a fight only between us. The last fight between Heisenberg and Los Pollos Hermanos.” said Mike.

Everyone gasped, since they thought Los Pollos Hermanos was dead.

“You thought, you were all stupid. I am the only remaining remnant of Los Pollos Hermanos and this was will be concluded when one of us dies. I’m gonna make it short: ever since you’ve Gus, I have been plotting against you. You have turned everything to shit! But now...it doesn’t matter. Only you are of Heisenberg. This will be a battle between us. Now...Hank...make us a battlefield.” said Mike.

Hank, knowing how powerful Mike is, made an entire Colosseum out of minerals, making him and his gang the audience. Mike and Walt prepared themselves for what was to come….

(for best experinece play Kings – Jose Pavli | Project Wingman soundtrack).

Mike was the first one to punch, delivering one right in Walter’s face. Walter spat blood, but he returned back with flurry punches, but so did Mike. Hypersonic booms were heard when these two titans of former empires clashed. Upon a lucky hit, Walt managed to jab Mike’s stomach, sending him flying towards the wall. But Mike quickly picked himself up and with a raise of an eyebrow creating an invisible storm. Invisible lightnings were trying to strike down on Walter, but he dodged them epicly. But then the storm created an invisible yet large tornado, which crafted itself in the middle of the battle. The audience was biting their nails when Mike and Walt were sprung in the air by the tornado as they were beating the shit out of each other. The entire visible tornado became one made out their blood. Suddenly, with the power of his mind, Walt created meth spikes and launched them at Mike, but Mike broke them with his fists. Then, Mike pulled out guns, not only any guns, but holy guns, and fired them at Walter. Walter dodged them epically as he now manipulated the wind and started to fly. He flew out of blood volcano as he grabbed Mike and beat the shit out of him.

However, Mike knew that higher he was, faster and deadlier he was. So he flew to Karman line, the border that separated Earth and space. Walter flew up there as well and once they reached such spatial border, they began to unleash punches at such speed that not even universe could comprehend. Then, Walter got an idea: he will no longer use punches, he would use speed itself, the deadliest of natural forces! So he began speeding through Karman line at whopping mach 50, fifty times the speed of sound. Mike was taken off guard by that move, so he was hit right in the stomach at the speed of mach 50. He remained alive, but he was taken out of Earth’s orbit. Then, Mike started traveling through space at mach 60, sixty times the speed as they crashed, creating an explosion that everyone could see.

“HOLY SHIT!” the guys at NASA yelled when they saw the explosion.

But they were intact. It was a warm up. Suddenly, Walter, with the power of his mind, created a satellite, made out of meth, capable of firing plasma beams and he fired it upon Mike, but Mike vaporized the beams with his eyes. Then, Walter threw the meth satellite at him but Mike broke it with his bare fists. They returned to beating the crap out of each other as they started accelerating towards Earth’s orbit. They were getting at speeds of mach 60, no 70, no 80, NO 90, NO 100, 100 MACH WAS ACHIEVED BY THEIR FLIGHT TOWARDS EARTH. But they didn’t want to crash into Earth, they wanted to use Earth’s orbit as a weapon. Avoiding all other satellites and space stations, Mike and Walt were utterly beating the shit out of each other as the fraction of earth’s orbit caused them to burn in an infernal flame. Their bodies were burning from heat, but they didn’t care, they wanted to beat the living hell out of each other. As they reached the stratosphere, they were still delivering punches like two gods fighting for the throne of Pantheon. But they were starting to slow down. No longer were they flying at the speed of mach 100, no 90, no 80, no….50 already? Mach 40, mach 30, mach 20, mach 5, mach 1…...and now, subsonic. Their speed slowed down so much that they were flying like biplanes: at merely 90 knots. Luckily, they were just over New Mexico, over Colosseum that Hank made. Walter decided for the last ditch attack: he grabbed Mike and then both of them flew right into the ground, creating a shockwave that shook the audience and a crater.

(play Project Wingman – Coronation here)

As the dust settled, both men were lying in it, staring right into space. They were still alive, but they no longer had energy to fight. Hank slowly and gently made Colosseum disappear as he and rest of the cast went to look for Walter.

“Walt...you okay? I mean, you’re under arrest-” said Hank but before he could say anything, he was interrupted.

“Hank….shut the fuck up and let us die in peace.” said Mike his last words. Walter also said his last words as well.

“Hah….life….was worth it.”.

Thus, Mike and Walter passed away, right at the same time. There was no victor, not only in battle but in war. Through out the world, meth disappeared. Los Pollos Hermans and Heisenberg were just memories now.

“...Fuck, Skyler’s not gonna take it well.” said Hank in an unusually somber tone. Even though his brother in law was a meth emperor, he was still his brother in law. He couldn’t help but feel kind of sad about it.

“...Is it over?” asked Chiaki timidly.

“No...there’s one thing to do. We have to get rid of the root of evil of this.” said Cranky.

“What do you mean, Cranky?” asked Hank.

Cranky soon showed them what he meant for root of all evil.

Hope’s Peak Academy, the academy that was the cause of the whole conflict. Even if it stood, it could still be used by malignant forces, so they decided one thing, after a plethora of arguments….

It needs to go away.

Thus, after the building was retired and no one was in it, Demoman placed a lot of explosives in the building. After he was done, he had one thing to say.

“KABOOOM!”.

Then, Hope’s Peak Academy got demolished. There was not a single trace of it anymore. It was...gone.

Thus, all the trouble, all deaths, everything...came to an end.

A month passed after Walter White’s death. Makoto just looked at the place where Hope’s peak was supposed to be. He wondered if there was anything that could be salvaged out of the whole...adventure.

“Is there something bothering you, Makoto?” asked Kyoko.

“….A lot...I’m wondering...if there was anything worth it out of this. Was there anything we could learn?” asked Makoto.

“There was a lot...that happened for sure...but those who are alive can carry the memories...that we should never repeat again.” said Kyoko.

“Y-yeah…no matter what happened, we still need to move forward.” said Makoto. Suddenly, certain two students spoke as well.

“To tell you the truth...even if the academy gave us a lot, it’s still...kind of a good thing it’s gone. It caused so much...death and destruction….but it’s over now. We don’t have anything to worry about.” said Chiaki as she was playing her little game with Hajime.

“Yeah, all the standards that Hope’s Peak has set basically led us to this. As for our new lives, Hank got us schools for all of us, hopefully schools that wouldn’t judge whether you are talented or not.” said Hajime

Kyoko and Makoto smiled as they went to them, sitting right next to them. Instead of looking at shadow of Hope’s Peak, they looked at what game were they playing. It was Gala Omega.

“So...what should we do now?” asked Makoto.

“..You know what? Let us all nap….I’m kinda….sleepy….zzzz” Chiaki conked out as she took a nap. She had such a pose that her bangs were revealing her forehead.

“You know what? After all this shit….I’m joining.” said Hajime before he conked out as well. Kyoko and Makoto joined as well as they all napped near the fountain, snoozing like four little babies there were.

Suddenly, Ibuki jumped off the tree and slapped their foreheads. No one noticed as Ibuki giggles and ran away. Such was the new life: no longer of crazyness, but of sleepiness.

Chapter Text

Once upon a time, Walter White fucked up.

But how did Walter White, known as Heisenberg, true genius and also sigma male, fuck up? To find out, we must go back in time.

Los Pollos Hermanos, root of all evil, Albequerqe, New Mexico. Walter White and Jesse Pinkman were working for Gus because he needed meth that was considered to be pure sex. Because Walter's chemistry skills were simply epic, he made such meth.

It was a normal day at Los Pollos Hermanos. Walter White and Jesse cooked meth.

Suddenly, amid the work, Jesse wondered.

"Yo, Mr.White!" said Jesse.

"What?" said Walter.

"We cooked like entire day, yo." said Jesse.

"What about it?" said Walter White angrily.

"I dunno, I think we can take a break." said Jesse.

"Don't be so lazy, Jesse! We need to cook!" said Walter.

"But Black Ops II, bitch!" said Jesse epicly. Suddenly, Walter was no longer mad, he raised an eyebrow.

"...Black Ops II?" asked Walter.

"Yeah, that's the one with the futuristic shit. Has zombies in it. Wanna game?" said Jesse.

"Sure, after we make this batch." Walter White approved, knowing he cannot resist Call of Duty.

However, just as about they were to make another batch of meth, an interruption came.

Buzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Walter White was shocked. Jesse didn't notice it.

BUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ.

It was.....

THE FLY.

"JESSE, WE NEED TO CONTAMINATE!!!!" said Walter calmly.

"What." said Jesse.

"Jesse, there is a CONTAMINANT in the lab, we need to quarantine it!!!" said Walter once again calmly.

"Walter, what the fuck are you talking about? You acting like a virus got out or some shit." said Jesse.

"GODDAMNIT JESSE, YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER! LISTEN TO ME!" said Walter as calm as the sea.

"Alright, alright, bitch. What's the damn contaminant in the first place?!" said Jesse as calmly as he did.

"Look at my glasses, goddamnit!" said Walter as he pointed at the fly.

Jesse needed to process it because he thought Walter was being wack about this.

"...Bruh, you for real?! A fly?!" asked Jesse.

"Jesse, this is serious-" Walter wanted to say something, when suddenly-

"U WOT M8?!" said the fly.

Needless to say, Walter and Jesse nearly shat themselves.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" both of them yelled in union, confused at such thing. But the fly did not care.

"Aight, scrubs. U 2 will 2v1 me." the fly demanded.

"2v1 you at what? Black Ops?" asked Jesse.

"Hah! Isn't that a little out of your league?" boasted Walter like a fool he was.

Suddenly every Skrillex song played at the same time (11+7) THE WUB GOD SKILLEX RIP by Xarlalt began to play.

"What? From where the hell did Skrillex come from?!" asked Walter.

But Jesse knew why.

"OH MY GOD, MR.WHITE!" Jesse yelled.

"What?" said Walter.

"THE FLY!" the Jesse pointed at the fly. What they saw was....

D-D-DROP THE BASS!

Walter White barely dodged the first 360 no scope by the fly. He was scared shitless because he did not expect that he will have to fight a fly in his life, let alone one that could carry a sniper rifle.

"HOLY SHIT!" shouted Jesse as he began to run around. Walter white picked himself up and began running as well, screaming like a little bitch because the fly was getting on their asses. They were dodging pretty epicly though, somehow evading all quick scopes and no scopes the fly was pulling off. As they ran, Walter got an idea. He picked up his phone and called a man. A man of interest so to say....

It was.....

MIKE EHRMANTRAUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"MIKE, WE NEED HELP!!!" screamed Walter. Mike sighed, knowing that not only was Walter dumb, but also a wannabe sigma.

"What?" Mike said in annoyed tone.

"THERE IS A FLY THAT IS TRYING TO NO SCOPE US!" said Walter.

Mike has left the conversation.

"Mike? MIKE?!!!" yelled Walter but alas-

NO SCOPE

Walter White's phone is dead. Walter then got spooked and began running, that time towards exit. He and Jesse barely escaped the room and they closed it. They even covered the window with bricks, so that the fly wouldn't just quick scope it.

"He's got some mad skills, yo." admitted Jesse.

"We need a sniper rifle, Jesse." said Walter.

"No shit. Now the question: where are we gonna get them?" asked Jesse.

"Walmart." said Walter White.

"...For real?" asked Jesse.

"For real." said Walter, so they went to Walmart.

One problem.

Walmart ran out of sniper rifles.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Walter screamed like an anime man, which prompted the store manage to kick him out (literally). Jesse just followed but he was baffled like shit.

"Mr. White, that's the shittiest approach to getting a sniper rifle. Like, ever." said Jesse honestly.

"GODDAMNIT, JESSE! DON'T YOU SEE?! THE FLY IS GONNA FUCK OVER OUR METH! IT'S NOT GONNA BE PURE SEX ANYMORE!!!" cried Walter.

"Bitch, you can't just yell in Walmart. That's rude, yo!" said Jesse.

"BUT THE METH, JESSE! THE METH!" insisted Walter White, but then a paper plane fell on his bald head. He grabbed the plane and opened it. It said:

"Go to desert, Albequerqe, New Mexico.".

Both of them had determination in their eyes as they went to the desert. There was a truck, Deuce and a Half, awaiting them. There was also a man await them....

It was.....

FRANK WOODS FROM CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS SERIES???!!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!" yelled Walter.

"HOLY SHIT, CALL OF DUTY REAL?!" screamed Jesse as well.

"That's right, dipshits. It's real, all of it. And let me tell you boys: you done fucked up real good." said Woods.

"What do you mean?" asked Walter.

"I know exactly who are you facing. Do you perhaps know a player called Xx_POOPMASTER_xX?" began Woods elaborating.

"He appeared in the lobby once, when we played Black Ops. What about him?" asked Jesse.

"Well, you see, that fella is a little upset that one of you teabagged him after 360 no scoping him." said Woods.

"Oh fuck." Walter realized that he was the one who did it.

"It wasn't me!!!" said Walter out loud, even though that was cap.

"Wasn't me either." said Jesse sincerely.

"Don't worry, it's already obvious which one of you dipshits did it. Now let me tell you this: he's not just any ordinary gamer, or even a pro one. No....he's something greater than you imagine." said Woods.

"It's just a fly, how can it-" Jesse wanted to counter, but Woods revealed some ooh mama spicy dicey information that made them reconsider their words.

"It was a CIA project! Operation Musca, when the government experimented with arming the flies with guns, so that they could sneak infiltrate enemy bases. What happens afterwards is obvious. The project started back in 1965, when Nam was still on fire. I was there too, although later. They wanted to use flies so that they could infiltrate Charlie tunnels. The project has been cancelled, or so we thought. The fact this fly is still out there is still a bloody mystery! Are they continuing it or what?! Crazy bastards!" elaborated Woods.

Both Walter and Jesse were silent. They thought that was wack.

But then again, bat bombs were an actual proposal, so it's not exactly far-fetched.

"I gotta question: if this is a government project, then why the fuck did that fly become a gamer?!" asked Jesse.

"It went rogue. That's the only information I've got." said Woods.

"I've got a question...how do you know about this?" asked Walter.

"Simple: I stick my nose in shit I shouldn't. Now, you've probably looked for this, haven't you?" Woods gave them sniper rifles.

"YEAH, BITCH! SNIPER RIFLES!" said Jesse happily.

"Epic. Now, is there anything we can do in return?" asked Walter.

"Doesn't matter. Kill the fucking fly." said Woods.

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 - Adrenaline plays here.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman went, with sniper rifles. They did not question how the living fuck did Woods know like everything, but it didn't matter. The fly needed to go.

They returned to Los Pollos Hermanos, going to the super secret lab. They were now ready to quick scope the fly as quickly as possible.

"Are you ready?" asked Walter.

"Yeah." said Jesse Pinkman.

Imma try it out (Remix) by Jack Wall and Trent Reznor plays here.

The door has been opened. Walter and Jesse walked in, looking for the fly. The music kept saying "Imma try it out" and "K", for some reason. It kept building up, preparing for the bass drop. Walter and Jesse looked at every corner, trying to find that scrubby little fly.

Suddenly the base dropped and-

360 NO SCOPE

MISS

The battle has begun. Walter and Jesse began running, not out of panic, but out of coordination. They were jumping all over the lab, trying to get a good scope on the fly. But the fly was a crafty one. Because it flew, it did not need to bother with obstacles much, so both Jesse and Walter had to evade storms of quick scopes and no scopes. Their dodges were epic, just like in the Matrix. But the fly also stepped up its game. It increased its no scopes and quick scopes, but Walter and Jesse kept dodging. Suddenly, Jesse quickly looked in his scope and fired at the fly. It did hit the rifle, but not the fly itself, so it wasn't over just yet. The fly was pissed like fuck, and began spamming all over the place. But alas, it became rash and Walter and Jesse could predict its movements. Suddenly....

QUICK SCOPE

The fly's sniper rifle's scope is dead. It could no longer no scope or quick scope, so it seethed. So Walter White took another opportunity and-

FIRST BLOOD

360 NO SCOPE

The fly is dead. The lab was saved.

"JESSE WE DID IT!!!" said Walter happily. He also teabagged the corpse of the fly, just to assert dominance.

"YEAH, BITCH! WE ARE TRUE PROS, BITCH!" Jesse was also happy.

Alas, that happiness did not last long.

Because the lab was fucked. They were both scared shitless because the lab was fucked. That means Gus would be mad as shit.

"Jesse, we gotta run!" said Walter.

"What the fuck did you do, Mr.White?!" asked Jesse angrily, wondering what exactly was he at fault at, since it was the fly who caused most collateral damage.

"I fucked up!" said Walter in a rush as both of them ran away from the lab. That's how Walter White has fucked up.

But it's not over just yet....

Meanwhile in the desert, Woods was having a call with someone. Someone? Was it someone?

"I saw that Heisenberg fella right there. I can tell you, something big is gonna happen.".