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Part 3 of The Afton Family–the after dead experience(s)
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2022-01-21
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The Afton Ordeal

Summary:

Michael finds out his Father and Henry are dating. Everything goes downhill from there.

Notes:

i really love writing satire fics with these guys, tbh. if you want a part two let me know because i can write it!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Father, come on, be honest with me,” Michael said, “Are you and Henry together? I can tell you two are because of the amount of times he comes over here and you guys go upstairs and uh.. yeah, so don’t even try to deny it!”

Henry, who was sitting next to William on their shared bed turned his head to look at his lover.

“Yeah, Will. Are we dating?” Henry said in a teasing tone, smiling.

William gave him a bitchy look.

“Seriously, Hen?” He said under his breath. Hopefully Michael didn’t hear that.

Michael did, though, and raised an eyebrow.

“Fuck,” William thought.

“Yes, Michael! We are together! Now go away you.. you fiend!”

Henry giggled. “Fiend.” He repeated. He thought that was the funniest word ever.

Michael ran away into the living room. He was going to tell his siblings and Jeremy, wasn’t he.

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“Henry and William are together!” Michael exclaimed.

“Mike, they’re always together, silly! Uncle Henry comes over every day!” Elizabeth said.

“No, Beth. They’re dating.” Evan corrected her.

“What?” Elizabeth questioned.

“They’re dating! Like Mommy and Father were back in the ‘80s!” Michael could tell Evan was getting irritated.

“Oh.. is that.. gay? Cassidy told me that it was.” Elizabeth said.

“YOU WERE WITH CASSIDY? WHAT!?” Evan yelled.

“Yes! I was! When she came over last week she said that upstairs William and Uncle Henry were being gay!” Elizabeth said jokingly.

“Oh my god. Seriously?” Evan said, mad.

Elizabeth nodded excitedly.

“Anyways… I always knew they were dating. I mean, isn’t it obvious? Henry comes over every single day, and sometimes even stays over a whole week. And I hear them upstai—” Jeremy was cut off by Michael slapping his ass. That was probably a good idea on Michael’s end.

Evan started at the two. “Are my Dad and Brother both homo? Damn.” He thought.

Jeremy’s face was red with embarrassment.

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What felt like 30 years later, William and Henry walked out of their room, faces red.

Michael smirked. He knew what those two just did. They must’ve been really quiet, huh. William’s usually really loud in bed with Henry.

“You two have fun?” Michael blurted, then slapped his mouth with his hand.

“Michael, don’t even! Your five year old sister is right next to you!” William yelled.

“No, really? I could’ve never guessed, Afton.”

“You’re an Afton too.” William fought back.

“Wait seriously? I could’ve never guessed!” Michael said in a tone that was making fun of his Father.

Evan and Elizabeth giggled.

William stared them down, and limped back into his room with Henry.

Michael knew it! They did.. do it! His Father’s a homo. He is too, though. He can’t say anything.

“Anyways.” Michael said.

“Isn’t your girlfriend coming over later?” Michael said, teasing Evan.

“SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH!” Evan yelled, letting out his inner Golden Freddy.

“Mhmm sure. It’s kinda obvious, Ev.” Michael said.

Evan was speechless.

He was confused, and mad at his brother.

He wondered if this would ever happen between him and Cassidy. I mean sure, he kinda liked her. Did she like him, though?

 

To be Continued.

Notes:

i really like the outcome of this, tbh. if you want a part two, should there be some of evan and cassidy? i love them.