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The First Day

So it all started one day when i was randomly scrolling through yOuTuBe when i came across a video regarding Reality Shifting. So i got intrigued and y'know did three hours worth of research. 

By the end i considered myself somewhat of a professional. That night i attempted to shift. That night was a failure- the first of many. And as the months went by I kept failing again and again. After an entire year of failing, something different occurred. I was doing the raven method and as usual I was feeling a lot of symptoms. I fell asleep and when i woke up I was more than surprised to see that my bed was softer and larger than usual. As soon as I opened my eyes I was met with the face of a fucking siren. yes the merpeople from the black lake. I sat up and realized- I was not in my room. 

It took me a good minute to realize that I had shifted. This was my DR room. The gigantic window-wall displayed the view of the black lake, only underwater. Something the Slytherins were probably accustomed to see. A woman who surprisingly looked like |Selena Gomez entered the room and said goodmorning. I recalled to have scripted my mother to look like Selena Gomez so this wasn't supposed to be surprising. 

I took a shower and went down for breakfast. And then I saw Sirius fucking Black sitting and eating pancakes. Yeah totally normal. he said goodmorning and I realized he was supposed to be my father. OH MY GOD. 

I sat down and ate and remembered the script that I had written. After this me and my parents were supposed to apparate to the Burrow AKA the Weasley household. 

We ate and then grabled my luggage since the day after this would be the first of september- meaning the first day of school. I knew how to apparate since i scripted it so yeahhhhh. When i layed my eyes on the burrow I realized i was not prepared at all. What would happen next?

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So what happened last was that I took a good long look at the burrow and definitely did not burst in to tears -_-

I looked at the burrow and I marveled at the sight. It was beautiful. As we approached, Mrs. Weasley came out of the back door and hugged me. I may or may not have clung on to her like a koala. We entered the burrow and nostrils were filled with the smell of delicious food. I was in bliss. Everyone greeted me with such love and hugssssssssss. Something I've always wanted.  

I sat by the fire with Ron and we talked about the up coming year and what we were going to do. After lunch and a game of kicking-people-under-the-table with Ronald we all apparated tooooo The Leaky Cauldron. Weird name.  Guess who I saw there? HERMIONE GRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hugged and i noticed her hair smelled like cinnamon. No i'm not a creep. You're a creep. 

We shared a room (YASSSSSSSSSS) I may or may not have had a crush on her. So y'know we did what girls do. We talked and stuff. By evening we just packed some more for the school day tomorrow. Then my parents called me downstairs and told me to go get harry. (I do not know why we waited that long). 

I had scripted only some basic stuff so from here on I did not know what was going to happen. So I did as they said and apparated to the dursley's home of horror. I knocked on the door and guess who opened the door. Devil lady herself. Petunia. (*shudders*) She made this really ugly scowl when she realized who I was and asked me why I was here. I said I was here for harry. She yelled for harry to come down and then she went away with the door open. (h m p h). 

And then the man of the hour, my best mate who I totally am not in love with comes down the stairs. HAZZA P. I just stand there like an idiot when I see him because like- this boy is the whole reason I shifted and now i'm actually seeing him so like I was shocked okay. And guess what he did. The most fanfic worth moment of them all happened. 

As soon as he saw me he ran like flash, down the stairs and picked me up and hugged me. Oh my heart. I totally started crying into his shoulder. I guess that was a weird scenario. He just looked at and said "wHaT hApPeNeD" DUDE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M SEEING YOU OF COURSE I'M GONNA CRY. 

I said something super cool. "Oh I just missed you hAhA" (Best actor award goes to meeee)

He looked skeptical but took me to his room. I sat on his bed while he packed (ffs harold why haven't you packed)

And then the bell rang. I asked him if someone was supposed to come and he looked so shocked. 

"Oh uh Aunt marge is visiting" 

So we should go right? I asked. Right? 

"No I have to stay"

I rolled my eyes. Of course they needed someone to do all the work for them. He said he was going to go downstairs and told me to wait here. Yeah no. 

I'm Selene the dramatic Black. I was not going to sit this one out. So long story short we did all the work for the evil little gremlins and harry got rid of the old lady so I didn't have to. (What a gentleman). But seriously I had mind powers. I could do anything. I could've turned her into a mouse and thrown her away. 

Then we apparated back to the Leaky cauldron and ate dinner and called it a night. The next morning me and my three friends ate breakfast and with the weasley's and my parents we went to the train station. I have to admit walking through the brick wall to platform nine and three quarters was pretty scary. 

We boarded the hogwarts express and sat in a compartment. I sat with Harry and Ron and Hermione sat in front of us. (I totally ship them). Throughout the ride we laughed and made jokes and stuff. It was fun. And I totally did not dramatically sleep on harry's shoulder half way the ride.  Once the moment of truth arrived aka the school. We got off the train. I saw Hagrid and he was so sweet. 

When we got onto the carriage, I knew we were being pulled by the thestrals. It was fun and all until I took a good look at Hogwarts itself. All my dreams were coming true.  

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I saw Hogwarts and holy shit I was not prepared. first of all it was humongous. It was night by now so everyone was tired, except for me. I had the softest pillow (Harold). Then we entered the school and it was even prettier on the inside. Dark academia vibes much? We had already changed in to our school robes so we went to the great hall. On my way there a certain blonde ferret decided to grace us with his presence. 

Draco. The blonde ferret was Draco. As soon as harry saw him, he was like *major eye roll*. But Draco was here for me. Yayy me. 

Side note: Unlike most people on the internet I was not smitten even the slightest with Draco Malfoy. He was not that hot and I majorly hated his character 'cause he was so racist and shit. I did not understand what the hype was for at all. But since my father was Sirius Black, that meant he was my long distance cousin and stuff so #sadlife. Back to the show now: 

Anyways the conversation went a bit like this:

"Pleasure to see you cousin, looking dreadful as always"

"What do you want Draco"

"For you to leave these no good nutters and sit with me at my table, learn how to act like a true pureblood"

"Eww no thank you, i'd rather stay with my friends than your racist side kicks" Ok that wasn't the biggest burn but I didn't have anything at the moment. 

So y'know he went away and we acted like nothing happened and walked to the great hall, although Ron kept muttering some very colorful words. The first years got sorted and then Professor Dumbles gave his usual speech and shit. 

The feast was delicious. We had Roast chicken, Shepherd's Pie, Bangers and Mash, Baked Potatoes, Potato nests and a whole lot of other foods. Also there was mango and pumpkin juice and lemme tell you I love mango juice. After the feast we went to our common rooms and called it a night. But did I? Hell no. I stayed up till probably eleven pm just talking to George and Fred about random shit and laughing like we're drunk. Then I couldn't get any sleep. The twins had gone to sleep in their dorms but I just couldn't sleep. I mean I was in my dream school. How was I supposed to sleep?

It started to rain so I just sat listening to that and the sound of the fireplace. Total ASMR moment for me though. Near midnight my dear old friend (And the love of my life) Harold showed up. 

"Why are you up?" he says. I just say I couldn't sleep. He sits with me on the couch. We don't talk but the silence is comforting. I don't know when it happened but I just fell asleep.. The next morning when I woke up, I was in my dorm room. So how did that happen. I had no idea. Maybe harry dragged me by the foot to my dorm and I was so sleep that I didn't even notice. Either that or I just sleep walked. 

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So I woke up in the morning and got dressed (IN MY SCHOOL ROBES OMG YASSSSS) and went downstairs. Only Hermione was up. She was reading a book on the couch. The common room was pretty empty. I sat with her and she talked about how excited she was about classes. Classic hermione. Any ways after waiting for ten hours (jk only 10 minutes) Ronald and Harry decide to honor us with their presence. We walk to the great hall for ✨b r ea k f a s t✨ and sit down. Everything is relatively calm. 

Soon breakfast starts and everyone eats except for me. I eat nothing because then i'Ll gEt fAt. JK I ATE LIKE A MONSTER. :D

After that ordeal the classes start. Since I had scripted that me and my friends have the same schedule we went to our first class of the day: Transfiguration!!!!!!!!!!!

I love professor McGonagall. Such a bad ass omg. So we went and attended a surprisingly amazing lecture. We learned how to change our pets into opera glasses. FUN. 

My cat Nightshade did not enjoy the experience. She'd give it a 1 out of 10 would not recommend. After that we had charms. We learned Lumos Maxima and revised the levitation charm. I was very sorry for dropping dear old harry five feet from the ground. In my defense, I was a bit pre-occupied with Ron and Hermione's usual bickering.  

After that we had divination. I already knew what was about to go down but since I had scripted for none of the plot stuff to happen so maybe all the whole grim stuff wasn't gonna happen specially since Sirius was my dad and he was not in Azkaban. Anyways we went to the divination tower and that place was toasty as hell. Like I started to sweat. Professor Trelawny did the whole dramatic entrance and told us to get cups and do all the stuff bla bla. 

I drank my tea. My partner was good old 'mione. Harry and Ron were partners. Now i'll tell you what was the reading: 

Hermione:

So we switched cups and hers sorta had a stick that looked like a rose thorn ?? That meant she was going to make a wrong choice. And when I looked at it from a different angle, the whole thing changed into a shape of a clock. I consulted ✨Unfogging the future✨ So it meant she was going to make a wrong choice and regret it too late. When I told her she just shook her head and rolled her eyes. 

Ron:

After Harry looked at his cup for a good five minutes before getting all dramatic and saying "You're going to make wrong decisions in wrong ways and regret it" Ron made the whole horrified face then got back to normal. His and hermione's were quite similar so I wondered if they were going to make the same mistake. 

Harry: 

Ron looked at his and then looked at the book. He said:  "You're gonna get what you were waiting for and wishing for the most but you are going to make a mistake and lose it"

This was some weird ass shit going on like wtf. So the three of them were going to make a mistake. So I was going to make a mistake too?

Meeeeee:

Hermione looked at my cup then looked at the book for a while. She couldn't understand it so she told Professor Trelawny. Professor looked at my cup then looked at me and said and I quote "Oh my poor poor dear girl. Such sadness and pain and trials and suffering for you. So sad" I was pretty confused. Harry took my cup and book and then said.

"You're gonna have a lot of heart break and to find happiness you'll have to be forgiving"

Well shit. 

After that eventful class we went to ✨Care Of Magical Creatures✨

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So what happened next is going to be a mystery for you or is it?
I'm a very lazy person and doing something continuously is hard sooo basically i'm discontinuing this book. :D
BUT
I am going to soon start another book which will be based on my desired reality but not completely. So stay tuned for that i guess.
Any questions you have will be answered in the comments i'm usually available .
Until then
Mischief Managed ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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We're starting off with Harry cuz y'know he's my best mate.
Harry:
- he's a really awkward person.
- he's an introvert but he extroverts with people he likes (MEEEEEEEEEE)
- he's in love with treacle tart and pumpkin juice
- he actually loves to hug people but he enjoys it more when people hug him.
- since he was deprived of touch ever since he was young (Screw you Dursley) he has this need to constantly be touching someone like- holding his hand or his shoulder or anything really. I have also had to assure him everything is fine and his friends aren't going to leave him cuz this boy overthinks alot.
- Since he has a talent for trouble, he often finds himself in the hospital wing while Hermione frets over him, Ron cracks jokes and asks weird questions and I tell him he's stupid (Though I don't mean it or do I?)
- He doesn't really like to read because and I quote "It's stupid"
- He knows how to cook (Guess how he learned that)
- He is so passionate for Quidditch. He is always ready to wake me up and go practice at like- 3 am or something. But he generally enjoys flying.
- he's really sarcastic
There's so much more but you'll just have to shift to find out ;)

RONALD WEASLEY-
- he's funny
- like really funny
- he loves to bake
- his food is amazing
- he loves to hangout with his friends. We mean alot to him
- he's really insecure so don't do things that can upset him
- he's a really good broom rider and he's really good at quidditch
- he actually wants to play chaser instead of keeper.
- the amount of times he and I have insulted snape to his face is uncountable
- he gives the best hugs
- he's so in love with hermione- like it's so obvious
- he gets attached fast
- he calls me his "Sister I never had"
- when I told him he has Ginny, he said and I quote "Ginny is the sister I HAVE, you're the sister I never had" like that makes alot of sense
- he's a good fighter
- he knows how to fight with a sword for some reason (do not ask how I found this out)
- he can ride a horse
- he's actually really smart

Hermione Granger
- Hermione my girlllllll
- she reads books as if her life depends on it
- she has a really good memory
- she doesn't get scared easily
- she's really brave
- her hair is a HOT MESS
- she loves apple juice and shepherd's pie (made by Ronniekins ofc)
- she's really soft- like if you hug her, she's so warm and cuddly omg
- just try to sleep in the same bed as her. It's heaven.
- She doesn't have a favorite book. She just reads whatever she likes
- she is a badass.
- she's really understanding
- she's actually bisexual but has a preference for men. How do I know? she said she had a crush on me. I had a crush on her too. Why didn't I get in a relationship with her? You'll find out soon enough.
- she hates insects.
- she hates coffee but loves tea

Gred and Forge Weasley
- they are obviously funny
- George is really sympathetic
- they love animals
- Fred spends thirty minutes on his hair
- George is the mastermind behind most pranks but Fred is the one who takes the lead

Ginny Weasley
- she is really easy going
- she is a tease
- she is really good at flying and athletic
- she loves to do people's hair
- she doesn't have a favorite food
- she hates chores with all her heart
- bisexual queen (I had a crush on her too) (I need to get my priorities straight)
- She loves the smell of wet earth
- she loves to sit in the forest

Draco Malfoy
- he's dramatic
- his father hears about everything and anything
- he and I actually become great friends (Read my book to find out how)
- he doesn't care for alot of people but if you hurts the people he loves, you have it coming bad
- he pulls the worst pranks
- his hair is his most attractive aspect (apparently)
- he's a really good teacher
- he's a good listener
- he gives advice like those hairstylists at the salon

Sirius Black
- Dramatic
- Sassy
- Funny
- Passionate
- Best Dad tbh
- cares alot for Harry
- soft on the inside

Remus Lupin
- he's sarcastic as hell
- he loves coffee more than tea
- night owl
- awesome teacher
- softy
- his favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla
- he loves to visit museums and libraries with me

MEEEEEE
This is going to be the people's opinion on me (From my DR)
- I'm funny (Ronald)
- I'm smart (Hermione)
- I'm generally attractive (Harold)
- I'm wayyyy too sarcastic (also Harold)
- No one can beat me at Quidditch (Ginny)
- I'm evil (Fred what the hell?)
- I'm the most lazy person in school but also the most hyperactive (thanks? George)
- I'm perplexing (Hermione)
- I'm a bit stupid (Professor McGonagall srsly?)