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Beep Beep Bitch We're Goin' To Hell

Summary:

Little crack spin off of the hallucination discussions in chapter 2, yes minor spoilers

Crack taken sorta seriously? Maybe only in the first half idk I literally just though of this right now.

Notes:

Literally did not have a plan for the ending I just went as I went-

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'With that, this attraction is done.' Sara thought to herself as she walked into the lobby.

- NEGOTIATION -

Sara's eyes widened in fear, the air became almost unbreathable, cold. This wasn't real, there's no way. Stood near the entrance, it was very clear who they were. Kai, Mishima, and... Joe. 'This was just a hallucination, snap out of this.' Sara tried to reassure herself. But they wouldn't go away.

She tried to scream for help, but the pleas was stuck in her throat like the air she needed. They stood there, unmoving, staring. She looked at them one by one, none of them spoke. None of them moved. Sara couldn't move either, she was drowning and she couldn't move or speak for her life. This was it, she thought. This was how it was going to end. Nobody can save her now.

"Big sis Sara what's wrong meow?!" Somewhere in the deafening screams of her own mind, she hears Gin ask frantically. Were they even hers at this point?

Gin panics, unable to snap Sara put of it, until familiar yellow hair was spotted down the hallway. He runs towards it desperately. Leaving Sara alone with the hallucinations.

"Go to hell." A thought comes into her mind. She has no where else to go, she agrees.

Suddenly the hallucinations start moving, she opens her eyes to see them in a Barbie convertible. Joe was in the driver's spot while Kai and Mishima were vibin in the back.

'Beep beep bitch, get in.' She hears Joe say, though he wasn't moving his lips at all.

"Mr policeman, big sis Nao help woof! Big sis Sara is is trouble meow!" He cried as he ran back to her with Keiji and Nao in tow.

Sara was staring at nothing, mumbling something. Keiji needed to snap her out of it before it was too late. He grabbed her shoulder. "Sara, get a grip."

"Joe..."

"He's not here woof!" Gin grasped her arm, clinging to it."

"The barbie car has my name on it..." Sara mumbles as she tried to move for the car door. Keiji immediately pulling her back.

"What does that even mean?! Sara!" Nao shouts very concerned.

Suddenly Reko runs in at the commotion.

"What is going on here?!"

"Sara's hallucinating again and she talking about... Barbie cars? I don't know?! This is unusual!"

"Beep beep bitches... I'm goin' to hell... hehe." She mumbles again giggling. Trying to get out of Keijisbiceps and get to the car where Joe is advertising it like it's free real estate, before falling limp. Losing consciousness as her last thought was Joe as a sun saying "Mornin'" smiling down on her.

She rests.

"Dang that girl is a lost cause." They all say in unison and they shake their heads.