Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Hello, this is a oneshot kind of story based on my au, I have some planned stories but I mostly wanted you guys, the readers, to give me things to write for the au. But I don't want the prompts to be too crazy, and there can't be any romantic relationships ether.

Also this is the chapter where you send me requests for stories, and when I finish a story, I'll put the chapter number and title of the story here too.

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Class 78: Omg, Makoto went through trauma

Class 77: Our underclassman went through trauma

Junko: I’m the fucking cause of that trauma

Hajime: Wait-I had another name?

Jin: What did I tell you, yes

Izuru: All of you people are annoying and stupid, and a waste of my time.

Junko: How are you doing that-

The end!

Junko:ANSWER MY QUESTION,DAMN IT-

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Makoto: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Makoto: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Taka: Remain CALM! *slaps Sayaka multiple times*

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Celestia: Look, Hifumi, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Chiaki: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Nagito: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Chiaki: Oh...

Hajime, from across the room: *from across the room* I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Hiyoko: I feel awful about killing you.

Mahiru:

Hiyoko: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Class 77: We love murder mysteries!

Class 78, trying to impress them: We've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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Genocide Jack/Syo/Jill: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Genocide Jack/Syo/Jill: And I started thinking.

Genocide Jack/Syo/Jill: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Genocide Jack/Syo/Jill: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Leon: Are you ok?

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Kiibo: Do you really believe that someone will kill another here?

Shuichi: *Hums* Maybe. But I would like to think that they wouldn’t.

Kiibo: I hope so too.

*Silence befalls the two*

Kiibo: I really am glad you’re here. Having a detective in a killing game is very helpful.

Shuichi: I... guess so.

Kiibo: *Turns to face Shuichi* I really do hope you survive this. You’re my friend and I don’t want any of my friends to die.

Shuichi: I-you’re also my friend and I don’t want you to die. Anyways, of the two of us, you’re more helpful.

Kiibo: Huh? Why would I be?

Shuichi: Well, I mean, you’re a robot. You remember things better than we humans do. And you can do things that we can’t.

Kiibo: But I’m not–

Shuichi: I know you don’t have any features that humans don’t.

Kiibo: Oh.

Shuichi: Also, you might be the hardest to kill in our group.

Kiibo: I suppose I am.

Kokichi: If anyone’s dying, it’s gonna be me!

Kiibo: AH! Where did you come from?!?

Kokichi: Oh you know, the bushes behind you.

Kiibo: *Turns around* But...there are no bushes.

Kokichi: Nishishi, I can’t believe you fell for that. Of course I didn’t come from some bushes you dumb roomba.

Kiibo: I am not–

Shuichi: Kokichi, stop teasing him.

Kokichi: You’re no fun. *Crys* Waaaaaaaah! You’re being mean to me!

Shuichi: No-no. I’m not trying to–

Kokichi: I’m better now. Anyways~ I would think you would pick better company than a robot Shumai.

Kiibo: WHAT!

Kokichi: I mean, he isn't a living being like us. *Smirks* So why bother getting close to him.

Kiibo: *Glaring* That is robophobic! Once we’re out of here I will take you to court.

Shuichi: Stop it you two. Kokichi, I can hang out with whoever I choose to.

Kokichi: I just think you shouldn’t get too close.

Kiibo: What I want to know is why you said you would die.

Shuichi: I mean to ask that too.

Kokichi: I mean, one of you would get sooo mad at me and kill me. *Grins* Probably by crushing me or something, I can’t decide how.

Kiibo: While I may not like your robophobic remarks, I would never want you dead! And I don’t think any of the others do too.

Kokichi: *Smile fades* Is it because you ‘trust’ them?

Kiibo: Huh?

Kokichi: You say that like you trust them to never kill. This is a Killing Game, you can’t trust anyone here.

Shuichi: That’s enough Kokichi.

Kiibo: I disagree! It would be best if we place our trust in each other!

Kokichi: Wow, talking about that as if you’re even human.

Shuichi: Kokichi.

Kiibo: Hey! That’s robophobic!

Shuichi: Kiibo.

Kiibo: I may not be human, but I still think and act like one.

Kokichi: Why, you’re the furthest thing from a human. In fact, you’re not even living.

Shuichi: Kokichi! You’re going too far.

Kokichi: Aww, but Shumai.

Shuichi: No, I don’t want to hear it. Please be nice to Kiibo.

Kokichi: *Hums* Nah!

*He runs off*

Shuichi: And there he goes.

Kiibo: Do you think we’ll have to worry about him?

Shuichi: Probably not. The most I think he’ll do is mess with a crime scene.

Kiibo: I sure hope you’re right. No one deserves to die, not even Kokichi.

Shuichi: You’re right.