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You and your boyfriend Kurtis were finishing up another video. You two have been dating for a few months now, and every new video you make together, the internet just eats you up.

You love all the attention from both your boyfriend and the internet.

You two have decided to move in the same house, and possibly join his house with your house.

Hey, it was an odd idea but it could work.

"See yall next video." you said, smiling as Kurt ended the video. He pulled your waist into his lap and was peppering kisses onto your face and neck.

"I'm hungry let's go out somewhere." he said, muffled by his face buried in your neck.

"Sure thing, sweets, but where do you want to go?" you asked. You loved when he would randomly give you tons of kisses. It reminded you when you had that Kurtis bodypillow a few years back.

"Lets go to Catboy Corner."

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"Hello, welcome to Catboy corner." the waiter said dropping a menu in front of you and Kurtis.

"Would you like to listen to the specials? Today we have Scene girl soda, Emo Energy drinks, and twink twinkies, served with a coupon for a dance lesson at the local dance lessons studio." he smiled, as if to say 'this is my favorite part.' he twirled around in his little maid dress, threw his hands like this ✋ ⬇️ and yelled "NYA"

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"Uh ill have some rick-rolled Pancakes with chocolate chips please." Kurtis said, handing back the menu.

"I'll have whatever hot stuff over here is having." you pointed to kurtis with your thumb, making Kurtis go red. "And bring us a silly goose strawberry milkshake. Two straws, please."

The waiter nodded, and was on his way.

The place was decked out in pastel stripes, glitter, and pop music. Their seats had little hearts all sewn into the fabric, and in the booths there were little cupids shooting arrows.Overall, catboy corner is the best place for a date. Every date there goes well. (considering thats where a lot of your dates with kurtis were spent)

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Y/n and Kurtis were sitting at the table, tossing friendly banter and ideas for the next video around the table until their server, who they learned was named Billy, came back.

"For the reader," he said, placing the Rick-roll pancakes in front of you.

"And for Mr.Hot Stuff." he said, placing the pancakes in front of your beloved. He then set the milkshake in the middle of the table.

"Enjoy your food guys! :3" and Billy was off again.

Kurtis was red from the comment, and looked like was in shock.

So you, being you, decided to lighten the mood.

"Hey babe watch how fast i can drink this." you brought both straws to your mouth and gulped like there was no tomorrow. You were on gulp three when Kurtis decided to stop you.

He placed a hand over your hand, witch was gripping the glass for extra support, and said "please stop, your gonna get sick, my love 🥺🥺"

You slowly took your lips off the straws, leaving a long stand of saliva from the straws and your mouth.

"Did you just call me 'my love'?" you asked.

"Y-yeah. Was that bad?" his face clouded with worry.

You lept out of your seat, across the table, and engaged in a sloppy makeout with your boyfriend. Right there in the catboy corner.

billy cried lept and shouted with joy as he sharts himself.

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WARNING:::: the following is EXTREMELY NSFW!!!!!! NOT MEANT FOR ANYONE UNDERAGE, ONLY FOR 18+ !!!!!!!!!!!! IF UR 12 READING THIS CHAPTER ILL LEAP OUTTA UR PHONE SCREEN AND EAT YOUR PET GOLDFISH

the pancakes and rest of the milkshake were alright.

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It was a whole month since you and Kurtis made out at Catboy corner, you were just breathing oxygen on the couch when Kurtis walked in the room and suggested something.

"Hey my little tide pod, wanna go out somewhere?"

"Sure thing rusty tetanus nail <3 where to? Catboy corner again?"

"I was thinking we go somewhere a little more.... Romantic..."

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You and Kurtis arrived at Chuck e cheese around 5 in the afternoon. There was a distinct smell of feet and fried pizza wafting all over the place. Kids were yelling , screaming, and eating ooey gooey pizza that may or may not have been reused.

You loved it. You loved that Kurtis loved it.

"Well howdy there y'all, can u sit you down somewhere?" A tall waitress with waist length blonde hair asked.

"Yes, table for two please." You said, putting an arm around Kurtis's waist.

The waitress popped a bubble of her bubble gum. "Alrighty y'all just follow me." She sat you two down at a greasy booth.

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Kurtis was glancing over the menu while you were bouncing up and down in excitement. You loved chuck e cheese, even tho your parents only let you go once or twice.

The smell never bothered you. The greasy kids with the common cold didn't bother you. The plethora of germs on every surface never bothered you.

You may be the same age as Kurtis, but you still loved to do "childish" things because,hey, you only live one time gotta live it big time (rush)

Kurtis glanced over to you still looking around with all the joy on your face. "after I order the pizza we can go to the ball pit, alright Y/n?" You nodded and he smiled.

"House about a-" he began

"Cheese pizza"

"Ok and how about-"

"Two cokes to drink." Kurtis blinked. "Also an order of fries, now let's go!"

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You did exactly as the title suggested. You might have suffocated a child underneath you but it is what it is.

Kurtis was taking off his shoes and putting them in the little cubby where all the shoes go. He placed a toe in the ball pit and, in a very cartoonish way, slurped his leg back, as if the "water" were to cold.

"Come on in, Kurt! The balls are fine! 🧐🤭😐😏😒😌😒😱😥🤬😥😶☺️🤔😏🙄🙄😋😔😒😌😒😏🙄🙄🤭🤑👻🎃👻😎👺🤑💦🎃💦✨💩👿💩👿💩😎🤡🎃🤡🥵🥵💀👃🦠👤👂👣🦷🗣️👤🙃🤪😗🤪😍😗😙😍😒😶😶💦😶💦😔😶😌☺️😙🦷👃🗣️👤💦✨🤡✨🎃👂😎🙄👂😶✨☺️🤔👿👿👻✨🤭💦😎😎🙄👿🙄👿🙄✨🙄👃😎🦠😎🦠😎" You said.

"Uh yeah no I'm not feeling it- MPH!" Some little kid pushed him into the seemingly endless ball pit.

You laughed and pulled him back up.

"Thanks babe, I thought I was seeing stars down there for a sec!"

You both smiled at each other before you looked down to your interlocked hands. It was still hard to believe that he was yours, after all that pining and wanting all those years.

He, seemed to catch your stare, squeezed your hand. "Let's go climb in a neon green tube, alright?" You nodded and smiled. He smiled back.

he was alright, for a canadian.

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You two were kicked out of chuck e cheese. For one, someone's random mom was yelling at you guys for "being to old for chuck e cheese" she might have been right but that wasn't her place to decide.

Y/n almost knocked her shit back to the 60's, where her opinion belonged, y/n would like to add, but Kurtis held them back. So there would be no shit knocking today.

"Sorry I went ape shit back there, babe." You said rubbing your head. You two were walking back to your car in the parking lot.

"Nah it's cool babe, I dont mind." He suddenly grabbed your hand. You were used to it, as he holds your hands all the time. You walked in a comfortable silence for a couple of beats before he stopped walking.

"Kurt? Honey, what's wrong?"

"Y/n...I think...no, I know your the one for me. Yo-your the only one I ever want to be with." He was stuttering and fumbling with his words.

He was also fumbling with something in his pockets.

"I, well it would be easier if I just maned up and asked." He let go of your hand and got on one knee.

"Y/n, will you be my forever pogchamp?" He was hiding a blue and red ring pop.

Y/n brought their hands to their mouth to cover their gaping mouth. "Mama Mia..." you muttered.