Chapter 1: The Laughing Tree
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The tree in the headlights laughed silently, the sap pouring from its carved eyes and mouth staining its bright white bark the colour of blood.
It was massive, twice the width of the vehicle that was illuminating it, the mouth almost large enough to drive into. The leaves hanging above from many wild branches were the same deep red, and swayed gently in a breeze that could not be felt inside.
In the blink of an eye, the snowy trail known only to the guiding Ranger had disappeared without a trace. The laughing tree had sprouted fully formed out of nowhere. The damn snow crawler had barely been able to stop in time to stop crashing into the huge gnarled roots that came up out of the ground.
Michael was drawn forward to lean on the dashboard, almost pressing his face against the glass of the windshield to look. The leaves were the same shape as those of a maple. The same shape in the flag icon on his shoulder. And when he met the eyes of the carved face… he could not look away.
"Lieutenant!" someone called from behind.
His trance broken, Michael raised himself off the dash again, wondering how long he had been locked in a stare with the tree.
The strange sense of awe evaporated, the loud rumble of the vehicle's engine resumed loudly in his ear, and he remembered who he was. He turned in his seat. The others sitting behind were blinking rapidly, shaking themselves awake. They had been staring at the tree too.
Only Sergeant O'Neill seemed to be fully awake, the tall and broad man sitting on the edge of his seat. He was half-glaring at Michael. A withering sight, rank be damned.
But the half-glare died slowly, as its owner's eyes glanced out of the front window. He seemed to realise the strangeness of the situation for the first time.
The last time Michael had seen him, the man had been asleep in the corner of the vehicle cabin. Had that been why he wasn't entranced?
"GPS is non-functional, we're off the trail," the Sergeant said, politely but firmly, "What are your orders, sir?"
A good question. The real question was 'What the hell is going on here and what do you want me to do about it?'
Carefully avoiding another look at the laughing tree, Michael quickly glanced out the side windows, trying to determine if the trail had simply curved away sharply. He could see nothing that helped. No ripple in the snow that might show the way. No beams or glow of artificial light but their own. The northern lights were still dancing in the sky. Everything seem peaceful, yet every instinct told him something had gone terribly wrong.
Only one thing for it.
Michael looked his Sergeant directly in the eye. "O'Neill, dismount everyone and form a perimeter. Look for any sign of the rest of the column. I'll see if I can raise the rest of the company. Private Sayer, stay with the Sergeant until I join you."
O'Neill smirked, but seemed to approve. "Yes, sir," the Sergeant said, before turning to the others, "You heard him, dismount!"
The side doors of the vehicle were opened and the occupants piled out, preparing their weapons to fire if required as soon as they did so. The cold from outside diluted the warmth inside. Michael was glad of that, it helped clear his mind a little.
Orders were barked at Singh and Arran to take up positions off the rear corners of the vehicle while O'Neill and Zheng took the front, Sayer in tow.
Satisfied and now sure he wouldn't be overheard, Michael reached for the radio between his seat and the driver's own. He put out a call to the rest of the company on exercise, dreading the conversation with his captain about getting lost.
When he got static, he tried again. He changed to the battalion network instead and tried that, on the off chance the combat support company was in range.
Nothing but dead air.
The sense of dread remained, but for an entirely different reason. Michael's instinct about something going wrong now had a foundation in reality. It was a familiar, sickening feeling.
O'Neill was looking from his position to see if anything was coming of the attempt. Michael simply shook his head, causing the Sergeant to kick some dirt and issue some more orders on the platoon's own radio channel. He wanted the others to spread out a little more, remaining in sight of the vehicle, to look for anything that might help. He pointed at Private Sayer to remain there while he joined the hunt for clues himself.
Michael exited the vehicle and found he didn't need his gloves or face covering. The temperature outside had risen by at least ten degrees. The snow underfoot wasn't as deep. The hits keep on coming, he thought to himself.
Tucking his gloves back into a pocket, Michael looked up at the aurora again, searching for the familiar stars as he had done any time he saw the night sky since he was a child. He froze. There were no recognisable constellations. What the hell is going on, he thought, how could the stars be different?
Possible explanations came to him at once, all of them unacceptably sci-fi. Thoughts of little green men abducting people in saucer-shaped spaceships, or people caught in time only to be spat out eons later. No, there had to be a better reason than those. Maybe the aurora was distorting the stars' positions or they were so far north that things merely appeared out of order.
Those answers did not satisfy him.
Urgently, Michael half-ran underneath the wide branches of the laughing tree to meet the one person who might have a clue what had happened.
Private Sayer was not part of Michael's unit. A young Metis part-timer from the Canadian Rangers, he stood out in that he was short, wore a deep red hoodie under his civilian-style arctic coat and carried a rifle more suited to hunting. He had been assigned because he knew the way they were supposed to go even without the aid of the maps or GPS. If anyone knew what the local conditions were, it was him.
The Private saw Michael coming and moved to join him under the tree reluctantly, trailing behind until the Sergeant cleared his throat pointedly from the side.
"Private, do you know where we are? " Michael asked, as soon as they were out of earshot of all but the Sergeant, "Are we still in the exercise area?"
Sayer shook his head, and looked up at the bloody grin in the bark of the tree again. "Everything is wrong," he said, "I have never seen or even heard of this thing before. On top of that, it's too warm for anywhere northwest of Yellowknife at this time of year, and all the other trees seem bigger than normal too... sir."
Michael's mouth thinned involuntarily. He hadn't noticed the other trees. Though how could he with such a strange one literally laughing in his face and weeping blood? "That's not all that's wrong," he admitted to the young man, "The stars are different. Is that usual up here?"
Sayer looked up in a snap, eyes widening. "The stars are different?!" he half-whispered, "You're right! But how!"
Michael sighed, realising the man clearly didn't know anything that might explain it. Which meant there was no way-up-north thing that could. The implications were troubling. "We may be very far from home, and might have to survive here a while," he said, "We'll be relying on your experience for that, Private."
Wobbling between a prideful smile and a nervous gulp of air, Sayer accepted the order by way of saluting, before his eyes were drawn aside by the arrival of Sergeant.
God, O'Neill looks like he was just told someone has shot his dog, Michael thought.
"The platoon… Hell, the whole of our company is missing, sir," O'Neill cut in, joining the pair under the tree, "We can't see them to the rear or flanks… and Arran reports that there are no tracks behind us either. It's like we were just airdropped here. There does seem to be a circle of disturbed snow around us, maybe indicating the downwash of a large helicopter."
Michael felt an eyebrow rise sharply. "I don't remember a helicopter ride, do you?" he said, "The stars above our heads are different entirely, Sergeant. Are you suggesting we were knocked out, airlifted wherever here is, and just left to do whatever?"
O'Neill straightened up, uncomfortably. He had been thinking exactly that, Michael realised. The Sergeant nonetheless defended his position with the obvious. "I can only tell you what we can see, sir. It would not be out of character for certain foreign powers to stage a false flag this way, sir."
Michael breathed out. The situation must have been getting to everyone, not just Private Sayer. "Anything else we can see? Buildings? Lights in the distance? Signs of people?"
"No, sir," O'Neill said with resignation, "We're in the middle of nowhere."
As if to defy him, a voice rang out over the radio;
"Hostile contact!"
The sudden declaration that they were not alone set everyone moving to cover. Michael found a pine and crouched down behind it. Sayer and O'Neill joined him. Somewhere to the rear, the crunch of snow told that Zheng had returned too.
Satisfied that he wasn't about to be shot for standing in the open, Michael made a quick scan of the woods around him with his NV goggles revealed no movement or lights except their own.
"Arran, report," Michael commanded by radio, as he flipped the goggles back up again, "I don't have eyes on any contacts."
"Jumpy little gobshite," O'Neill muttered to himself.
Michael had to agree. Private Arran's tone had been melodramatic, like he had just seen Timmi Taliban in the middle of the taiga forest and not some locals.
"Thirty plus foot mobiles, sir," Arran reported, his voice quiet like he trying not to be heard, "Armed and holding torches."
Michael glanced around the forest again, trying to see who and what the man was talking about. "Say again. Did you say torches? As in fiery torches?"
"Affirmative," Arran said, "They'll be coming round the big fuck-off rocks at 4 O'clock to the crawler. One hundred metres."
Michael searched for the rocks he was referencing and found them. Sure enough there was some movement. There was a wind from the north, it could have been anything moving up there.
"I saw them as well, sir," Singh pitched in, the awkward silence evidently too much for him.
Michael gestured to the Sergeant, asking silently Is that guy jumpy too? The response was a shake of the head. Singh was solid. So, there was a bunch of somebodies stumbling around in the dark. Armed somebodies. Not necessarily hostile, but their presence was certainly suspect.
Michael decided to hedge his bets. "Sergeant, get to Arran's position and stay hidden," he said, "I'll try and see if our friends out there are the helpful type."
O'Neill gave a salute, and then moved to join the pair at their position beyond the end of the vehicle. His movement cast long shadows from the headlights against the laughing tree.
Michael winced at his oversight. "Zheng, kill the lights, then join me."
"Killing the lights," the corporal repeated, followed by more snow crunching and a light metallic bang as she climbed back into the vehicle. The headlights disappeared and the world got darker still.
It was well timed.
A projectile hissed past Michael's ear, crunching into the snow behind him; an arrow. One made of wood and feathers, not modern plastics.
"Someone just shot an arrow at me!" he called over the comms, "Any eyes?"
"Copy," O'Neill replied, all business now, "No eyes yet."
Michael quickly huddled closer behind the pine tree for protection, pushed his NV back over his eyes and peeked out. At first, he could see nothing, but two more arrows came flying from beside the rocks, one clattering off the metal wheels holding the tracks of the vehicle.
Beyond the rocks, three dozen figures began moving out.
They seemed to be wearing furs and animal skins, many of them the same colours as the snow, rocks and trees of the forest around them; natural camouflage. Axes, spears and bows were in hand and ready to use among every single one of them. If they had torches, they had doused them, relying on the aurora overhead instead to light their way.
One held his arm out, and an eagle flew down from the top of the rocks to perch on him, like it was as much a part of the group as the people.
Micheal looked on, incredulous. Who are these people? Why are they trying to kill us?
More arrows flew, bouncing off the side of the vehicle near Zheng or among the trees shielding Sayer. The people armed with axes and spears were advancing in a rough line, at a fast walk, eyes searching.
The attack needed to be stopped. Michael considered giving the order to fire in return, but not knowing why they wanted him dead was bothering him. Some chance needed to be given to get them to stop first. Perhaps it was all a misunderstanding.
"Corporal Zheng, put a burst or two over their heads."
Zheng had her finger on the trigger already. Bullets swept into the air, tracers streaking above and to the left of the armed group. The sound of the shooting echoed back, as she followed up with a second stream. The menacing advance stopped at once, most of the attackers ducking.
Their leader did not however, his furs covered in bones. This time, Michael could hear the words as the man shouted at the others to 'pick their balls up and stand'.
In English.
"You, wearing the bones!" Michael declared, "There's no need for this to get messy! We can talk this out!"
The bone wearer pulled out a sword from behind his back, like something a knight of old would wield. "Kill the kneelers!" he roared at his people.
Michael did not know what a 'kneeler' was, but it didn't matter. The group had found their courage again and was beginning to sprint, mouths missing teeth wide open with an incoherent warcry. These were killers, intent on murder.
Zheng took the opportunity to send out a few more bursts of bullets without orders, trying to replicate her previous success. To no avail. That they hadn't been hit by the bullets seemed to embolden them.
"This is your final warning!" Michael shouted at the top of his voice, "Stay where you are or you will be fired upon!"
The only answer was an arrow, thumping into the bark of the pine and sticking, grey feathers for fletching. The group had heard him and turned their charge towards his position. This was it. They were the enemy. The rules of engagement, the laws of war and common sense all allowed the obvious response. The one Michael had been avoiding.
"Fire at will," he ordered.
His subordinates obliged like they had been waiting for the moment eagerly. Tracers and muzzle flashes erupted out of the dark to the right of the wild charge. O'Neill, Singh and Arran had set up to catch the attackers in enfilade. Their marksmanship was perfect, putting down each target with only a bullet or two.
The attack did not falter, the attackers kept coming. Michael raised his own weapon to fire, sure at least one or two would make it to where he was.
A loud crack from the side announced that Sayer had shot too. The fastest of the attackers, out in front and ahead of the pack, took the bullet in the chest. He tumbled over head first into the snow, axe flying off to the side.
"Good shot, Private," Michael half-muttered, to the bewildered young man.
"Very good," Zheng added cheerily, as she changed her mag, "Never mind centre mass, you hit him right in the heart."
The Private said nothing, staring out over the top of his weapon. Michael knew the look. The man was bewildered he had shot someone at all. There would need to be words about that later, but business still needed attending to.
Flipping down his NV over his eyes, he inspected the clearing and the treeline. "I count two dozen down. Where are the rest of them?"
"Trees, your side of the clearing," O'Neill reported, "Six of them heading your way. They grew a set of brains between them too. They're moving between trees for cover."
"The bone-wearing gentleman with them?" Michael asked.
"No, he did a runner, sir," O'Neill replied, "The lad with the eagle and a couple of others too. That six are not giving up though."
The hunt was on. Michael gestured for Zheng to follow and Sayer to stay put, and moved forwards. The infrared lasers on the front of their weapons shone out in lines, visible only to them, tracing where they were aiming. At least the NV was still working, he thought, this would've been far harder otherwise.
It didn't take long to find the surviving attackers.
In hiding from the Sergeant's fireteam using the trees, they were exposed to Michael's own. There were six; five axe-men and an archer. Some of them looked smaller. Younger men or women. A pang of guilt went through Michael. They attacked first, he reminded himself, before instructing Zheng to break off left a little to catch them in a crossfire.
The six leapfrogged from behind one tree to the next, peeking in the direction of the Sergeant each time. Michael saw an opportunity for some of them to come out of this alive, and for him to discover what the hell was going on.
As the six got within forty yards, Michael stepped out from behind his own tree.
"Drop your weapons!" he shouted. Zheng did the same. "Drop your weapons!"
They repeated the command two or three more times, as the attackers turned this way and that between them. They weren't deciding whether or not to surrender. They were deciding who to attack.
Michael groaned to himself as the attackers inevitably split the difference. Three broke off in the direction of Zheng, two in his, with the archer seeming to think better of the whole situation and disappearing.
Michael flicked the selector of his weapon to automatic. "Zip 'em up!"
Zheng was quicker on the draw again, tracers bouncing across Michael's vision as she tore into her targets with her carbine.
Hoping to intimidate at least one of the men coming to kill him, Michael aimed low on the first's body and held down the trigger. The automatic fire stitched the man from belly button to mouth, the last bullet shattering his jaw. No time to be disgusted at the sight. It bought only a few seconds; a brief stare at the damage done to first attacker's body before the second continued.
Groaning to himself at the stupidity and stubbornness, Michael took aim. One burst and then another through the man's chest. It did what it was supposed to. The man fell to his knees and slumped, but did not fall all the way.
"Who's the kneeler now," Michael grumbled idly at the dead man, aiming from left to right to be sure it was clear. Seeing Zheng had finished up with her trio with equal ease, he searched for the last attacker; the archer that had disappeared. The trees revealed nothing.
Until an axe came swinging onto his rifle from the left, outside his field of view.
The blade bit down, chipping off a corner of the Picatinny rail and almost jarring the weapon out of Michael's hand. Training took over. He was far too close to shoot with his rifle, so he let it hang. The axe withdrew, its owner trying to get behind him to avoid getting shot, but he twisted around. The attacker was smaller by almost a foot, which explained how they had been able to get the drop on him.
As the axe came down a second time, Michael managed to catch it with his left hand, as his right went for his sidearm. The impact of the axe's handle on his palm hurt like hell, but he stopped the second blow. His pistol was up, cocked with a click, and in the attacker's half-covered face.
The face of a young woman, eyes watching the weapon as she froze. She knew she was beaten. Game over.
Not stupid then, Michael thought, ripping the axe from her hands roughly, she knows it's a tool for killing. Zheng came up beside with her flashlight on, into view of the guest, who took a step back that was half a stagger and blinked rapidly at the artificial light.
"Cover her, corporal," Michael ordered, "Maybe now we can get some answers." Zheng gave a nod, planting the muzzle of her carbine against the young woman directly.
Michael pushed up his NV from his eyes and disarmed the prisoner. She was well stocked. He pulled away a long, roughly made knife from her belt, another from under her fur boots, the bow from her back and the quiver of arrows with iron tips from behind. There was probably another smaller blade hidden somewhere underneath the furs, but he wasn't about to strip-search her.
She made no noise as he did it, simply following him with her light-blue eyes. It made him strangely uncomfortable. Irritated, Michael pulled down the furs off her head, revealing a shock of red hair, a round face, a small nose and a frown of confusion. Pretty, he thought, in a certain way.
Eventually, it got to him. "Sergeant, we need check the dead for IDs ," Michael ordered over the radio, "I caught one, but I don't think she's going to be very cooperative."
The young woman's frown curled into a smile of sorts, eyes lighting up with amusement. O'Neill gave an affirmative, before ordering Arran and Singh to follow him into the clearing. The radio response seemed to shock the young woman. She leaned closer, as if trying to listen to it.
Zheng pushed her back with a jab from the muzzle of her weapon.
"First thing is first," Michael said, his breath smoking in the cold, "Who are you?"
"Ygritte," the young woman replied.
"That's an unusual name," he said.
"That what you think?" she scoffed, "Your mother never teach you to give your name when someone tells you theirs?"
"I'm Michael," he replied flatly, deciding full name and rank was unnecessary at this point, "But I wasn't really asking for your name. What was your group doing out here, attacking people at random?"
The young woman rolled her eyes, flippant as can be, like the question was stupid. "Could ask you the same thing?" Ygritte said, with a glance at the weapon Zheng was poking her with, "With your magic sticks that shoot thunder and lightning, and you talking to invisible men."
It was Michael's turn to be confused. Talking to invisible men? Did she mean the radio? Her speech was as strange to his ear as what she was actually saying. Ygritte's accent was somewhere between British and Nordic, without a trace of North America that he could hear. Granted, there were some odd accents among isolated communities in the northern territories. But they knew what a radio was.
"You ought to burn them you killed," Ygritte stated firmly, interrupting Michael's thoughts and pointing towards the men he had shot. The certainty of the statement seemed almost religious to him.
"Is that how you do last rites up here?" Zheng asked with sincerity.
"That's not why you ought to," Ygritte replied, leered at the corporal with a vicious grin, "Them bodies are dangerous. More dangerous than you could know, kneeler."
Zheng ignored her strange insult, but Michael understood the rest; corpses laying around were not good for anyone's health. Besides, a big fire was sounding like a better prospect with every passing minute. It seemed to be getting colder, so much so that Michael put on his gloves and covered his face.
"A pyre can be arranged," he said, like it was a concession, "Though we need some more answers first."
Ygritte opened her mouth to say something, but the comms interrupted her and she leaned in to listen again.
"We've got another contact, sir," O'Neill reported, "There's a man coming in from the forest. He's wearing medieval armour, don't think he is with this lot. You best come take a look."
"Copy, on the way," Michael responded, picking up Ygritte's weapons from the ground again. Zheng lowered her weapon and grabbed the prisoner by the arm, and they all moved through the trees to the clearing.
O'Neill, Singh, Arran and Sayer were all standing together among the corpses, their search for IDs paused in favour of watching the treeline beyond. A cold white mist was now hanging low off the ground. The four soldiers had buttoned up their uniforms. Both Sayer's red hoodie and Singh's CADPAT turban had disappeared underneath far more substantial coat hoods. They paid no attention to the loudly resistant prisoner as Zheng pulled her along.
O'Neill pointed off towards the rocks as Michael drew near. "Our new friend is following the same path the others did," he said, "He's behind the rocks right now, but he'll show soon."
Michael glanced in that direction but saw nothing. "You said he was wearing medieval armour?"
"Full breastplate, painted black and grey," O'Neill clarified, "Big fucking sword. I swear to God, sir."
Michael shook his head. "This just keeps getting stranger," he said, "And it's getting colder again." The temperature now resembled something far closer to that it had been before this whole incident had gotten them lost.
"Here he comes," O'Neill said, tapping his NV and gesturing out across the clearing. Michael deferred to the judgment of his sergeant and dropped his NV over his eyes once again.
The promised man stepped out from behind the rocks a few seconds later, as predicted.
His skin and long hair was so pale that he seemed to glow in infrared. His face and head were uncovered. He was thin but didn't seem unhealthy. Quite the opposite. Across his chest was a rounded breastplate, which was black and grey to match the surroundings.
A sword was held by the pommel in one of his hands and leaned upwards against his shoulder; a massive two-hander that was almost as long as the spears the attackers had used.
Michael watched as the newcomer with morbid fascination, following the tracks of the attackers, head down. The team hadn't been noticed yet, but soon would.
"We're dead," Ygritte croaked breathlessly behind him.
The newcomer's head slowly rose up as he continued walking, as if he had heard her. A pair of unnatural, luminous eyes were staring across the clearing at them.
Every gun was up in a split second, including Michael's own. With Zheng distracted, Ygritte broke free and scrambled to pick up her weapons from the place Michael had dropped them. To his surprise, she didn't immediately run off or try and kill him, but joined in aiming at their mutual target.
The newcomer stopped, reversing his sword in his hand and planting it in the snow and dirt in front of him, so it stood on its own. He had gotten the not one more step message loud and clear, it seemed. But he said nothing, just staring at them.
Michael supposed that rationally speaking he shouldn't fear this man. Six rifles were easily enough to kill someone wearing primitive armour. But the more the newcomer stared, the less certain he was.
The man seemed entirely disinterested in the very deadly weapons aimed at him. That stare, it's not a deer-in-the-headlights one, Michael knew.
Ygritte lowered her bow and walked over furiously, grabbing his shoulder to pull his ear closer. He didn't have time to react before she whispered.
"Use your magicks!" Ygritte said desperately, "Before he…"
The rest never came out. The newcomer raised both his hands up slowly to either side of him, inch by inch, until they were halfway above his head. Ygritte shivered hard enough for Michael to feel it through her grip on him.
"Is he surrendering?" O'Neill asked. Michael had no answer.
Ygritte released her hold. "No! I won't let you take them!"
That was enough to turn all heads at her, just in time to witness her loose an arrow. Without any cover to get in the way, she made her mark, the arrow striking the newcomer in the chest. His armour was protection enough, and it glanced off to the side, arrowhead cracking away from wooden shaft.
The newcomer did not flinch from fear, nor did his face twist with anger. The same impassive, inhuman stare continued. He simply lowered his arms again. Michael felt the cold creep up his back. It wasn't the temperature this time.
It didn't matter that the man hadn't reacted, if he even was a man. Rage poured off of him. The only question was why had he not attacked?
A scream of pain erupted from the right.
Turning on the spot, Michael turned his rifle in the direction of the sound and immediately wished to be spared from the sight that greeted him.
A dead man had planted an axe in Arran's neck, biting deep.
It was one of the attackers that had been shot down before, the furs and skins ripped and bloodied with through-and-through gunshot wounds. The dead man yawned a silent scream as he wretched the axe from Arran, twitching this way and that. And just like the newcomer, his eyes glowed in infrared.
"Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph," the Sergeant swore under his breath, as the dead man pushed Arran bleeding out to the snow and stepped forward.
Cold fury running through his veins, Michael raised his weapon and let off a single round, aiming for the head and hitting it. The bullet burst through the dead man's skull no problem… but it did not end him. The pallid eyelids blinked once, like a bullet to the head was more like getting slapped in the face with a fish.
Sergeant O'Neill brought his rifle to bear on the dead man's legs and shot the knees out with two precise shots. The thing collapsed to the ground immediately, though it did not stop moving as if it was alive, clawing at the snow to try and move forwards.
Another scream.
Singh dropped to his knees, a spear through his gut held by a dead woman twisting and turning it cruelly. Her lips moved in a sick parody of a laugh. Did they remember who killed them? Michael thought in a panic, Did this woman remember who had shot her down?
Singh spat blood as the movement of the spear slowed, and at the top of his voice shouted, "Waheguru!" With the last of his strength, he raised his rifle and shoved it towards his killer. The weapon burped its entire magazine… and the dead woman burst into flames, dropping to the ground and rolling around.
On the edges of his sight, Michael could see more movement in the white mist. More of those that he had thought killed were getting to their feet and collecting their dropped weapons.
"Open fire," he commanded with a calm that surprised even himself.
The team did as they were told.
Zheng was first off the mark once again quickly followed by all the others. The air filled with the staccato of the rifles, the shooting disciplined but rapid. Sayer ran over and picked up Arran's rifle, Ygritte helping him by bringing her axe down on the crawling corpse beside it, like she was chopping wood.
All around them, corpses ran in with weapons raised, and were set alight like the torches their living selves had carried before. The bullets rippled out in every direction, but not every one seemed to set the dead ablaze.
Michael saw the pattern quickly. The tracer rounds kill them. Now he knew he could deal with the thing who had brought the dead back to life to be cannon fodder, and turned to do just that.
The newcomer had taken its massive sword back into it hands. It was walking towards them, to join the fight. Its glowing stare was locked onto Michael now, identifying him as the leader. The camouflage of its medieval armour changed shape and colour with every step, like it was trying to match the colours of the forest behind.
Not having enough time to change out the almost-empty magazine in his weapon, Michael took aim nonetheless, the infrared laser drawing a line from the muzzle to breastplate. The newcomer paused for a second, and opened its mouth.
The sound it produced was like ice cubes being crushed on metal, a harsh guttural stream of noise that clearly had some meaning. It sounded like mockery. The newcomer broke into a run, faster than humanly possible, and lowered the point of his sword straight at his target.
Michael emptied his weapon the second he was sure every bullet would hit.
The newcomer's armour did not stand up to the rifle, every shot breaching it with ease, though none of them seemed to exit behind. The thing kept running, the sword ever closer. Michael's heart dropped, as he reached for a new magazine.
But the thing stumbled to a crawl less than ten yards away, Michael's legs almost giving out with relief. Steam poured out of its wounds. Its teeth chattered as if it was cold, and it rolled over onto its back, convulsing.
So did the dead it had raised. They fell to the ground, writhing in pain transmitted from their master. Even the cold seemed to retreat, but not leave entirely.
Yet still the newcomer did not die. He simply kept shaking on the ground, the tracers burning his insides. And a creature that could raise the dead wasn't likely to die so easily itself.
What the hell have we got ourselves into, Michael thought, wanting to scream it. Magic human looking things that could raise the dead? This was the department of exorcists, priests and sorcerers, not soldiers.
"Zheng, bring the vehicle up! We need to get out of here. O'Neill, Sayer, secure Arran and Singh's bodies for transport. I'm not leaving them here for this thing."
No one questioned the assumption that the newcomer would get back up again. The corporal rushed off at once.
Michael completed reloading his weapon, and sent another burst into the newcomer on the ground, making sure at least one tracer round hit. That refreshed the twitching, and splattered the snow with dark blood that he couldn't see the colour of in his night-vision.
"You hurt it," Ygritte breathed from beside him, "No one's ever hurt one. Not no one who didn't have dragonglass. Even they didn't hurt it none, just shattered it."
"If it bleeds, we can kill it," Michael replied, summoning the phrase from somewhere at the back of his mind, "And that thing bleeds." He shot it again for good measure, drawing still more of its blood to mix with the snow. Still, it would not stop tossing and turning, yet more steam rising from the holes in its armour.
The engine of the vehicle roared as Zheng drove it up, managing to avoid the burning and writhing dead with its wide tracks. Michael was thankful for her attention. The snow-crawler was ideally suited to the terrain, but he imagined it running over a body would be like crushing a tube of toothpaste from one end. No one needed that piece of nasty in addition to the helping already on their plate.
Ygritte looked on with fascination as the vehicle came to a halt beside them, crouching down to try and figure out how it was moving.
The corporal rolled down the window. "Want me to drive over this undead asshole, sir?" Zheng asked from the driver's seat, half-shouting over the noise of the engine, "Maybe being flattened will keep him down longer."
Michael shook his head. The vehicle didn't have the weight to do the job, he was sure of it. Instead, he opened the back doors of the front cabin and grabbed Ygritte from the ground by the arm. "Inside," he ordered, "I wasn't kidding about getting answers, and I don't think you want to stick around here."
The woman resisted briefly, before glancing at the newcomer's shaking body. It sat up straight, apparently having recovered from the gunshot wounds. Ygritte wasted not another second in jumping into the loud, smelly metal box that moved after seeing that.
Michael found her haste comical, but he could not smile or laugh. Men under his command had died, and this was not the first time. So he instead shot the inhuman creature, causing it to once again convulse and shake involuntarily. He felt better at once, if only relatively.
Keeping watch the same way, Michael ended up having to shoot the thing every few minutes. This lasted until the others had secured the bodies of Singh and Arran to the top of the rear cabin under a tarp with rope and stripped them of equipment. Once that was complete, he used an entire magazine of bullets to buy time, and hopped back into his seat in the vehicle.
Finally, Zheng drove them all away with all possible haste, headed due west, the same direction they had been travelling before.
All energy fleeing his body, Michael spied the Laughing Tree once again, as it passed by his window. I want to laugh while crying blood myself right now, he thought bitterly.
Cover image part of a non-copyright rendition of the Canadian coat of arms drawn from its heraldic description by Jorge Compassio, retrieved from Wikipedia. Find it under Wikimedia as Coat_of_arms_of_Canada_rendition.
The vehicle (an image by Harald_Hansen )
Chapter 2: The Haunted Forest
Notes:
In case it wasn't obvious... Yes, the group does not know about A Song of Ice and Fire. Let's just say HBO never picked it up for a TV series in their reality.
The reason for this is simple: I think the characters dealing with things without prophetic knowledge makes for a more interesting story, because their reactions are driven by their own knowledge, values, intelligence etc etc and not the necessities of making x thing happen or avoiding y thing.
If that's not your thing, I understand, but I wanted to write a story without the book-prophesy element because there are already hundreds of stories with that as a key element of the plot. If you've gotten this far, you've probably read the first chapter and I hope that has given you reason to keep reading.
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Corporal Zheng kept driving without any order as to where.
No direction save ‘west’ had been given to her. There were no roads and only the most primitive of trails, but she never once questioned where they were all supposed to be going. Michael knew she was too smart for that. The dead did not need to sleep, eat, or drink. So they would not stop. Nor would they slow. They did not have the burden of carrying bedding, food or water.
They could run all day and all night, he assumed. The only advantage his remaining fireteam had was that they were in a machine that allowed them to travel far faster than a running corpse.
Eventually the fuel in the tanks would have to be replaced from the supply in the hitched sled trailer behind the rear cabin. That couldn’t be done on the move, so the vehicle would have to be stopped. There would be a short window of a couple of hours before the dead and their master caught up. Time that Michael planned to spend wisely.
No one else said a word either. Not even their prisoner. Any time Zheng really opened up the gas on the vehicle, speeding forwards, the girl called Ygritte clawed at Michael and O’Neill both to steady herself. Her gaze was fixed to the front windows. Michael couldn’t imagine how it must be like to experience, as an adult, being in any sort of engine-driven vehicle for the first time. In a world where there was no such thing.
It must’ve been like being shoved into a UFO. Something he could relate to. They still had no idea what had taken them from their world, and that Ygritte wasn’t in a different situation entirely distracted him exactly when he needed to be distracted.
Or maybe he just liked a pretty-ish girl clinging to him. It had been a while.
When the inevitable happened, they had just made across a flat floodplain of a small river. It was difficult. The fuel trailer wasn’t as amphibious as the snow crawler pulling it, but they got across.
As soon as they had, Zheng announced that she had taken the thing as far as she was comfortable. The machine needed fuel. She pulled it to a halt behind a large evergreen bush, a sort of holly but deadlier. The dark green leaves with spikes on their edges brushed against the left windows and doors briefly as she parked it up.
All eyes turned to Michael. And he was prepared.
“We have two hours, three at best,” he said, “Before that thing catches up.”
Every face turned stony at that possibility now that it was voiced, and Michael regretted mentioning it at all. Sometimes the truth wasn’t the best option. So he went back to practicalities. “Zheng, refuel this thing and make sure it’s ready to start at a moment’s notice.”
The corporal nodded, half-kicking her door open and moving rearwards to the fuel trailer.
“Sayer, you’re on watch back the way we came,” Michael continued, “If you see any of Ygritte’s people, just radio back. But if it’s that thing again, ignore the dead ones and shoot it. Only thing that will work against either is a tracer, so keep Private Arran’s rifle with you.” The young Ranger breathed a casual acknowledgement and dismounted.
Which left the two less pleasant tasks. Michael dreaded the Sergeant’s response already, and he was sure their prisoner would object too.
“The three of us are going to burn Arran and Singh’s bodies,” he said, “They are literally dead weight.”
Both were silent for a moment, but it was the Sergeant who spoke first.
“Sir, we can’t do that,” he said, “Those boys need to be brought home.”
Michael shook his head. “Ygritte here was right, bodies are dangerous,” he said, “If that thing comes back, Singh and Arran will rise off that roof back there to try and kill us.”
O’Neill leaned forwards over Ygritte, who shuffled away from him as best she could.
“Burning those boys is a disrespect to their sacrifice,” he said, “Their mothers deserve to see them one last time. Their funeral arrangements should be done properly.”
“I agree,” Michael replied at once, “But it’s also a luxury we can’t afford. As for funerals, Singh is Sikh and Arran didn’t strike me as the religious type. Fairly sure cremation is in line with both of those beliefs.”
O’Neill glared, but failed to gain any traction by it. Under normal circumstances, Michael may have even rebuked him. But not now. The Sergeant had known Arran and Singh for years. Michael had known them for a couple of months. And besides that, the situation was as far from normal as it was possible to get.
“I’ll have to take your word for it, sir,” the man said at last, before he grabbed Ygritte by the scruff, “What about this one? Isn’t she dead weight too?”
The prisoner struggled, but O’Neill was too strong. Lucky for you she isn’t stupid enough to knife you before hearing my answer , Michael thought to himself. That lucky wouldn’t hold though. It was easy to misunderstand what O’Neill was asking.
“I’m not dead weight,” Ygritte protested, “I stood with you against the walkers, didn’t I? I shot the first arrow! You don’t need to kill me!”
Michael exhaled, wanting to point out she was the only one shooting arrows in the first place. “Walkers?” he asked, “That your name for the corpses?” Not an unfamiliar term for the undead , he thought.
Ygritte looked between the two of them. “No, the dead are wights,” she said, like she was talking to children, “The walker was the thing that raised up the dead, made them its own. You’ve never heard of White Walkers in the South? The Others?”
Because that sort of thing is just regular around here, Michael realised. This was going to be a problem.
O’Neill’s eyes widened slowly, his jaw working. At first, Michael thought the Sergeant was angry with her, but he released his grip. “Where are we?” he asked.
Michael shook his head slowly. He did not know. The Sergeant had just put together all the pieces; the undead, the demons, the strange woman sitting beside him, and her talk of places and things that made no sense. But Michael had known in his heart the moment he had seen the wrong stars through the aurora.
They were no longer on Earth.
Michael let O’Neill process it, as he had processed it during the journey. The prisoner needed to know too. She needed to know his people were not involved in this place’s political conflict. “We’re not from anywhere near here. We aren’t from the South. We’re not from this world. At all.”
Ygritte’s eyes bulged with shock. She jumped clear of the two of them, scrambling forwards. Michael and O’Neill made to grab her legs, but she wriggled free. Before any weapons could be brought to bear to threaten her to stop, she was out the door left open by Zheng.
Hoping to intercept her before she ran off, Michael opened his own door and rounded the front of the vehicle. He found her backing off into the gloom of the night, gaze wary. Her brain caught up and realised we could shoot her in the back too easily, he thought. She hadn’t gone for her bow yet, but that was clearly coming.
“Shit,” O’Neill growled as he joined Michael, snapping on his handheld flashlight, “Would it be bad if I said I know how she feels, sir?”
“Not at all, I do too,” Michael mumbled back, before raising his voice, “It’s alright! We don’t want to hurt you. We’re here by accident, not to invade.”
“What are you?” Ygritte demanded.
Michael had no real answer to that. Time travellers? Aliens? Would she even recognise those concepts? There was only one response that came to mind at once.
“We’re Canadians,” he said.
“What the bugger’s a Canadian?” Ygritte asked, backing off some more.
O’Neill chuckled under his breath. “There’s a whole collection of academics who would like to know the same thing.”
“Our country is called Canada,” Michael explained, “We’re … warriors of Canada.”
“And what are warriors of Canada doing in the North by accident?” Ygritte said, pulling her bow into her hands, “You use magicks like the Children of the Forest, travelling between worlds with metal carts that move themselves, seeing with torches that don’t come from fire and killing with weapons of lightning.”
She nocked an arrow. “Magic doesn’t happen by accident!”
Michael raised his hands a little in peaceful gesture, trying to forestall any violence.
“I don’t know how we got here, but our weapons and the vehicle are not magic. They’re just complicated machines. Bows that use a different way to shoot things, a cart with a mechanism that turns the wheels.”
Ygritte tilted her head slightly. She didn’t understand. Getting an idea, Michael reached for his rifle and pulled the charging handle, picking up the bullet that was ejected. He turned on his own flashlight and held it up. “See, this is what we shoot. Little metal bullets, very fast. Not magic lightning.”
Ygritte stopped moving backwards and squinted, trying to see the bullet in the beam of light. Giving Zheng the opportunity to get the drop on her.
The corporal was not tall. She could move just as unseen as Ygritte herself had at the Laughing Tree. Surprising even Michael, she stepped out from behind the nearest tree and pointed her carbine against the prisoner’s temple.
“Drop the bow, bitch,” Zheng growled at the prisoner, “Or you’re going to get lightning through your skull.”
Closing her eyes as if waiting for the shot, Ygritte complied at once. “I yield,” she said, bending over to carefully place the bow and the nocked arrow on the ground.
She’s proud of that weapon , Michael thought, wondering why as he stepped closer and collected it. “That’s enough corporal,” he said to Zheng, “Just a misunderstanding. Adjusting to the fact we’re not local.”
Zheng lowered her carbine and pulled down her face covering, a scowl on her face. “I think we’re all adjusting to that, sir,” she said sourly, “As if I don’t have regrets about enlisting by now.” She’s figured it out too, then Michael thought.
“Police that talk, corporal,” O’Neill responded at once, “Go back to the vehicle, and check the cargo for anything we can use against those fucking corpses chasing us. Move!”
Her face blank, Zheng made a perfect parade ground salute. So perfect that it had to be mockery, before she marched off, slinging her carbine over her shoulder again.
“Cheeky,” O’Neill growled at her back from a distance. He moved off towards a fallen tree to follow the order to prep the pyre, with a glance towards the prisoner. The implication was simple. ‘Do something about her, now’.
Michael watched him go and thought about that something. Ideally, he’d just let Ygritte go. But maybe she would be hunted even if she was, and letting her go alone would be the same thing as killing her.
They also didn’t know anywhere near enough to stay alive. Never mind getting back home. They needed intel and help, and the young woman in front of him was the only source of either available.
With a sigh, Michael handed Ygritte back her bow and arrow. A gesture of trust. “Like I said, we’re not here to hurt you. Or anyone else. We want to stay alive. We don’t know anything about this place.”
Ygritte raised herself to her not-impressive full height. “You killed a lot of Free Folk! That’s hurt from where I’m standing!”
Done with her defiance, Michael craned his neck forward, getting closer. “And who shot the first arrow? First one that flew by me had grey feathers. And what do we have here?”
He pinched an arrow by the tail from her canvas quiver, raising it half out by the grey feather in between his fingers. “You were the one who shot that arrow, weren’t you?”
The prisoner pushed her chin out defiantly. “Rattleshirt commanded it,” she said, “And you were a kneeler, trespassing on our land. How was I to know you were some Canadian ?”
“How was I to know you had cause to attack us?” Michael shot back, “Seems to me that we’ve both got reasons to mistrust each other. But you’re standing here breathing and armed. That should tell you that I didn’t take you with the intent of hurting you.”
Ygritte opened her mouth to respond and closed it just as quickly. Her glare softened. She was considering his words in a different light, one Michael did not understand. He straightened up again. He hadn’t expected such a reaction. She gripped her bow and brought it close to herself, before letting out a colossal sigh.
“What do you need to know?”
Michael and O’Neill piled up pine wood and kindling, while Ygritte helped and answered about … everything they could think to ask about.
That they were on a continent called Westeros , which stretched for thousands of clicks north-to-south.
That the Others were an ancient enemy of all life, wishing to bring about the Long Night and enslave the living in death.
That there was a massive Wall stretching across the width of the continent less than a hundred kilometres from where they were standing, keeping the Free Folk out and trapped with the undead ice demons.
That there was an ancient conflict with the guards of the Wall, whom Ygritte called ‘Crows’ on account of their all black clothing and armour.
That there was a King Beyond the Wall organising resistance to the Others and the Crows alike, to save the people and bring them out of the North.
That south of the Wall was a whole set of inhabited kingdoms, where people were not free and knelt to noble lords.
Michael was relieved to know what the insult ‘kneeler’ was referring to at last, and Ygritte was duly informed that they did not in fact kneel, even to the monarch. She did not know anything about how to get back to Earth, or anything special about the Laughing Tree. There were so many more things that they could talk about, but they did not have the time.
They had brothers-in-arms to burn, and dead men to flee from.
Michael and O’Neill took on the job of carrying the fallen to the piled wood. It took some doing; their bodies had frozen solid in the hours since they were put up there.
Michael was privately glad that O’Neill had taken the time to remove their boots and jackets before. Waste not, want not. The dead don’t need shoes or coats. Especially when we’re trying to burn them. If they hadn’t been frozen, we could’ve dressed them in their walking-out uniforms.
Ygritte looked on, nervous that the fallen might get up and start trying to kill her. To Michael’s relief, she kept her hands away from her weapons for once.
Zheng returned with a Jerry can. She doused the wood with the liquid fuel underneath the bodies, sloshing it through to the middle of the pile. With that done, they all withdrew to a safe distance. Michael himself through the small collection of burning kindling into the pyre.
The extra boost did its job, and the pyre burned merrily. It began slowly eating both Singh and Arran’s bodies with smokey orange flames. The ash was carried downwind away from them, and with it, most of the smell. The Canadians present stood to attention and saluted as one, coordinated by O’Neill’s commands, their way of saying their last goodbye to the fallen.
It was not a proper send off. But it was the only one they could give.
Michael gazed at the flames for what seemed like an age, feeling the warmth on his face. He imagined he saw battles happening in the flames like the one he had already fought, and larger still. People with weapons centuries out of date charging at him across a shallow, wide river. Men on horses.
Great, now I’m having nightmares while awake , he thought, as if the ice demons weren’t enough. No one was immune from the shock of their situation. Not even him. He turned away from the fire.
“Corporal Zheng,” Michael said, breaking the silence, “Report.”
The corporal slowly dropped her salute and turned her attention to him. “Sir, we’re refuelled. And the supply unit very helpfully wrote down everything they put inside the rear cabin and how much fuel we have. Check out the circled item though.” She offered a piece of paper, which had an obvious grid printed across it.
Michael took the document and read quickly. He followed her advice and found the circle in pencil. It was the very last entry. “A C6?” he asked, “We had a machinegun sitting in the back this entire time?!”
“Last minute addition according to the log, sir,” Zheng replied, “Supposed to be for the vehicle, according to that note at the bottom.”
“Every BV206 to have own C6,” Michael read aloud, incredulous, “And of course, no one told us.” He wanted to magic himself back to Canada and drag the idiot responsible to the snowy taiga forest to give to the ‘White Walkers’.
“FUBAR, sir,” Zheng agreed, her tone and expression bitter, “Maybe Singh and Arran would’ve lived if the reservist dogfucker assholes packing the crawler had a single thought to share between them.”
Michael ignored Ygritte repeating ‘ dogfucker ?’ to herself in amusement. He found himself unable to disagree with the corporal’s assessment. It was quite the piece of stupidity to put a weapon intended for use on a vehicle in its cargo space and tell no one catching a ride in it about the weapon either.
“Welcome to the Army,” O’Neill snorted, “The whole deployment was rushed to begin with, a dog and pony show as much as a mission. Sir, what else do we have and what do we need?”
Michael scanned the page. In some ways, what was there was good news. In others, very much not. “No extra food?” he asked the corporal, “We have no idea how long we’re going to be here, and there’s no food?”
“None,” Zheng said, wearily, “What we have in our rucks will be the only food we’re going to see, sir.”
Michael scratched his chin as he palmed the inventory off to O’Neill to examine, before the man got impatient. “Thanks, Corporal. Find that C6. I want it up on the ring mount and ready to feed a belt-fed goodbye to that demon the second it shows up again.”
Zheng saluted and departed, radioing ahead so Private Sayer would know that he had backup.
The Sergeant examined the inventory closely, Ygritte looking from the side to see what it was. Michael wondered if she could even read. It didn’t seem likely.
“Sir, this stuff is a little heavy for a domestic deployment,” O’Neill stated, “Not a single blank cartridge box on the list. Between that, the Robocop shit they handed out and the new FOB… Something is going on back home. War, or a serious skirmish at least. But I don’t see how, the Russians or Chinese couldn’t possibly come in via the Arctic.”
“Agreed, we need to get back,” Michael said, “What’s your assessment of that list for our situation?”
The answer that the Sergeant brewed up was almost poetic, and not as exaggerated as it seemed. “In short? We have enough food for three days, enough fuel for three thousand clicks, enough bullets and explosives for three years...”
Michael gave a single, large nod. “But once the fuel for the Jesus Machine over there runs out, we’re not going anywhere with that much firepower. You’d need a platoon to move it even a short distance. And we’ll need something to eat far sooner than that.”
“Food we can hunt for,” Ygritte chipped in, “Never been hungry for more than a day since I learned to shoot a bow.”
A statement Michael could believe easily.
“Can’t hunt the food that a Bandvagn will eat,” he replied, thumbing over his shoulder at the crawler, “Sure, we can eat game, but we’ve got three weeks, more likely half that, before that thing starves and won’t move. Then we either have to leave the ammunition, or stay with it.”
The Sergeant crumpled up the page and shoved it in a pocket. “And the ‘White Walker’ is still stalking us,” he said, “Don’t suppose there’s any way to kill the damn things, for good?”
Ygritte rolled on her heels a little as she thought. “They hate fire. The hotter the better. That pyre would keep them away, for a little while. Same reason they don’t like the daytime. Some say there’s magic swords that can kill them, made of smokey black metal. And like I said before, dragonglass. Not a lot of things.”
Michael remembered the Jerry can, wondering if a Molotov cocktail might do the job. Not a theory he was eager to put to the test. That would’ve meant getting close to the thing again. “At least we might get some distance away during the day. Still need to survive the few hours until dawn though.”
“What’s dragonglass?” O’Neill asked.
The prisoner frowned at him. The constant ignorance was annoying her. “A black stone, like glass but harder,” she said, “Frozen fire, some call it. Sharp as shadowcat claws when it’s chipped right. Sharper even.”
Michael recognised the description. “Obsidian. She’s talking about obsidian.”
O’Neill winced. “Not something we’ve got laying around in heaps, is it?”
Ygritte snorted. “Nor us neither. Only place you can get dragonglass north of the Wall got snowed in when I was but a babe. Probably the Walkers what did it. Folk kill each other to get a dagger made of it now, if Mance isn’t around.”
Which meant organising a resistance with obsidian armed folks was made impossible, because everyone wanted the only weapon that could kill the ice demons. Too badly. Michael pondered why the King Beyond the Wall hadn’t done more about that.
O’Neill clicked his tongue. “I guess we can’t just kill someone ourselves to take one. So we don’t have a way to kill the Walker. What do we do?”
“For now? We find a strongpoint,” Michael replied, “Somewhere the Walkers would hesitate to follow, with good sightlines.” He looked to Ygritte. “Any settlements with walls around?”
“Many, but wood and mud won’t stop wights,” she responded, “We were sent out to move anyone still in the villages Mance’s army. We should join it too.”
Conveniently giving her people access to our firepower, Michael thought, And where did this ‘we’ thing come from all of a sudden . “Ygritte, we told you our origin and you lost your mind. How do you think the rest of your people will react?”
Ygritte smiled, revealing white teeth that were slightly crooked. “Mance will understand. He’s got wisdom like I’ve got arrows.” She had no shortage of arrows, so the King Beyond the Wall was a smart cookie. In her opinion.
“Or we drive to the Wall,” O’Neill said, “A wall that big is the definition of a strongpoint. Though I doubt it’s as high as you say. Maybe these Crows of yours will let us through.”
Ygritte poked him in the chest with her heavily gloved hand, punctuating her words. “They’re not my Crows, Canadian. You’re in the True North. You’re their enemy just for being here. You’re not their people. They will look at you the same way they look at me. They have to know about the Others, they couldn’t not know. And they do nothing. Your fancy talk and not-magic sticks won’t help you.”
Michael saw O’Neill’s hand reach for his sidearm. The man’s patience with her had run out. He pulled Ygritte away gently. “You’re likely right, but we can’t fight people who don’t attack us first. It’s a law we have. So, are there any other places we can hole up?”
Ygritte crossed her arms, staring at him for a moment. Considering whether or not to tell? “Two places, but you’re not going to like them. Craster’s or the Fist of the First Men.”
“Why won’t we like them?” Michael asked.
Ygritte crossed her arms. “Craster refused to leave. Claimed he has some way of keeping the Others away. Nobody knows what, but he is cruel and has taken many wives. Some of them are his own daughters.” She paused. “He’ll try and take me for a wife for certain. What say you about that?”
Michael let out a flat half-laugh. As if she wouldn’t fill such a man full of arrows . “Not while you’re rolling with us,” he responded, “What about the other option? The Fist of the First Men?”
Ygritte seemed to warm at the promise of protection. I’m missing something here , Michael thought. She could handle herself, after all. “An old stronghold on a hill, where the First Men fought the White Walkers,” she said, “It’s too big for five to defend it. We couldn’t set fires up there or everyone for leagues around would see it. And the Walkers know it well.”
There’s the ‘we’ again , Michael thought. He knew that holing up was a temporary solution to the problem of dead men walking. But it was a good starting point for the next step. “Which is closer to your King?”
“Sir?” O’Neill interrupted, before Ygritte could reply, “Would the Wall not be the better idea? These Crows might not be as hostile as the girl thinks. And if they are, we have the firepower to unfuck the situation.”
“Problem is that those ice demons exist, Sergeant,” Michael said, “And since I don’t see a big door marked ‘This Way To Canada’ anywhere, the locals are the only people who might know where it’s at. And if it doesn’t exist, we’re in the same boat as the locals. Kneelers, Crows and Free Folk. Maybe with another party to mediate, a diplomatic solution can be found.”
O’Neill’s face was unreadable. “We need to concentrate on getting home ourselves,” he stated politely, “We’re not diplomats, sir,”
Michael rounded on him. “We are as of this moment, Sergeant. And we’re the best kind of diplomats too.”
“How so?”
“We’re armed.”
O’Neill’s brow raised. “Well said, sir,” he smirked.
Ygritte’s eyes narrowed. “You speak our language right well,” she agreed, “But you say words that don’t make sense. What’s a diplomat? ” She mangled the word, as if tongue tied by it entirely.
“I can tell this is going to be a long journey already,” O’Neill murmured in response.
Michael did not address that. “I’ll tell you later, Ygritte. Which is closer to King Mance, the Fist or Craster?”
“The Fist,” Ygritte said, “Mance is taking everyone up the Skirling Pass. The Fist guards the way, so there’ll….”
The comms crackled to life in Michael’s ear.
“They’re here,” Sayer whispered.
Dread pulled at Michael’s insides.
How did the ‘White Walker’ catch up so quickly? he thought, It has barely been more than an hour since we stopped.
Michael gestured at once for O’Neill to go back to the crawler, which he did at a sprint. Ygritte cocked her head slightly, expecting an explanation. He held up a hand, began walking and got onto his comms.
“Private, I gave you an order earlier. Shoot the leader. Now.”
“There’s more than one,” Sayer breathed back, “Three of those demons. Fifty plus walking dead that I can see too, and they’ve been dead a while. Rotting skin and bone, sir. They’re at the edge of the water, just staring across towards the fire. They don’t see me yet.”
Michael stopped and hung his head. A certain suspicion itched at his skin. “The demons, can you see the same one from before?”
There was silence for a couple of seconds. “No, sir,” Sayer replied, “Their swords are too small and the hair is different.”
Michael nodded to himself. “I think the first one told the others to look for us.”
Ygritte heard and understood what he was saying. She nocked her bow with a grey-fletched arrow, scanning the trees around for a target. Not that she could have done anything with it. Michael tugged the sleeve of her stitched-fur jacket and waved her to follow him.
“How?” Zheng asked.
“Magic radio?” O’Neill mused, “It wouldn’t be the strangest thing we’ve seen so far.”
“We need to get to the Fist, now,” Michael stated, “Sayer, withdraw to the crawler. Zheng, start it up. O’Neill, you’re on the MG.”
The engine of the vehicle whined for a second before roaring to life. Michael and Ygritte ran up to it and hopped inside. Before the door closed, the crack-crack-crack of a rifle burst sounded through the bush.
“They’re chasing me!” Sayer said, “All of them!”
Michael slammed the door shut and sat down. “Move this thing, corporal!”
Zheng gave the gas her full attention, and the vehicle lurched forward. O’Neill swayed and almost fell back down into the cabin from his standing position into the open roof. Only his grip on the machinegun mount kept him up. The whole crawler cleared the death-holly bushes in two seconds, and went parallel to the river along the top of the bank.
Michael spotted Sayer running down from a small hillock less than fifty yards away. The Ranger had slung both his own rifle and Arran’s, swinging his arms hard as he ran for his life.
To the left, in the water, corpses shambled and stumbled through the freezing water of the stream straight towards the Ranger. Behind them on the opposite bank, three of the White Walkers in their medieval armour stood and watched.
Sayer’s not going to make it, Michael mind whispered, They’re going to catch him.
“What are you waiting for, Sergeant! Chew them up!”
Growling something incomprehensible in Irish, O’Neill opened fire from the roof. A river of tracers flowed off the top of the vehicle. The nearest corpses to Sayer were the first target. Some burst into flames and fell into the stream. The water did not stop them burning. Some lost limbs or fell apart under the force of the bigger bullets. Empty brass cartridges fell down through the hatch in the roof and pinged onto the floor of the cabin.
The Sergeant’s marksmanship and disregard for conserving ammo saved the young Ranger’s life. Zheng slowed the vehicle to a crawl as Sayer came alongside, letting Michael open the door and help lift the Private inside.
“Which direction is the Fist?!” Michael shouted to Ygritte, over the sound of the engine and O’Neill’s shooting. She didn’t have a radio.
“North!” the young woman said at the top of her voice.
Of course.
“Zheng, turn us around and past the pyre,” Michael said using his radio, “We need to go North.”
“Copy,” the corporal replied through clenched teeth.
The crawler began a slow, wide turn. The corporal had to keep it to the flattest possible surfaces. It could go almost anywhere on its own, but not with the fuel trailer hooked up.
The corpses kept coming. Sayer’s estimate of fifty was way off. More kept coming out from the woods across the river. Their masters wisely stayed behind but in sight, as the dead ran alongside the vehicle and clawed at the sides.
A very dead woman wearing nothing but a dark fur cloak and a gut wound banged on the bottom of the window next to Michael. He grimaced, fearing they’d climb on to the connection between the units of the crawler. Exactly where they couldn’t shoot for fear of detonating ammunition or fuel.
“Sergeant, can you hit the White Walkers?” Michael shouted up at O’Neill.
“Not a chance!” he shouted back, “We’re bumping around too much!”
Leaving speed as the only defence.
“Zheng, floor it!” Michael commanded, “Take a longer route if you have to!”
The engine roared again as the tracks churned the snow and dirt underneath. The crawler pulled away from the undead chasing it. Its path took it into the light of the flames again.
When Michael looked at pyre, horror threatened to empty his stomach. Singh and Arran’s bodies stood up before his eyes. Burning like torches, they stumbled off the burning wood towards them. Even as they fell to a crawl, their skin dripping and smoking off of their faces and limbs, their hands were outstretched towards him.
He knew they did this because their masters wanted them to kill him. To strangle and claw. But he could not help but think it looked like they were desperately seeking help, hands seeking his own.
We’re not on another world, he thought , We’re in Hell.
Chapter Text
The vehicle kept moving for another six hours.
No sign of the Others followed, even before sunrise. Ygritte lost enough of her fear of the vehicle’s speed and gave instructions to the best routes. Soon, it was speeding along relatively wide paths and game trails that wound through the forest. Luckily, the pines did not like to grow close to one another, so it was a relatively straight shot to their destination.
They all slept in rotation, except for Zheng. She was the only one who could drive the crawler smoothly. Michael and the others napped as best they could in the shifting and rolling of the trail. The man on watch spent their time up on the machinegun mount, canvass covering the hole in the roof around their waist.
Michael was on duty when the Fist of the First Men came into view, the vehicle approaching from the south-east.
As places that could be called a strongpoint, it was impressive. It had the geometry of a ramp. A gentle but still defensible slope from south to north, finishing with a near sheer drop at the north and ones nearly as bad on the east side. The peak was flat, topped with small ruined buildings, and was surrounded by a short and broken wall, looking like a broken crown from a distance. It had to be a hundred feet higher than the ground around it at least.
Michael had to admit it was well named. Its overall shape looked like a titan had punched up through the ground at an angle.
It was also inhabited. The smoke of camp fires and cooking could be seen and smelled. Tents and lean-tos covered any surface from the bottom of the slope to the very top, stitched furs draped over wood and whalebone supports.
It was not a pleasant surprise.
“Zheng, stop and wake Ygritte,” Michael growled with his comms open, “Send her up to me. Now.”
“Copy,” the corporal yawned back. The crawler came to a gentle halt. There was a muffled cry from under the canvass. Zheng had not been gentle about waking their prisoner-guide.
Ygritte appeared from below, rubbing sleep from her eyes. She had popped up rather close, and Michael repositioned a little to give her room.
“Are we here?” she mumbled, “I couldn’t keep my eyes open…”
“Yeah, we’re here,” Michael said sternly, “Care to explain why there’s an army camped out?”
Ygritte stared bleary eyed across the valley around the Fist. “Told you Mance was closer to here,” she smiled sleepily, “Looks like he’s gathered all the clans from the Frozen Shore and the south forest.”
“I didn’t want to meet your King until I had found a place to retreat to,” Michael warned, “You lied to me.”
“Didn’t know Mance would be here,” Ygritte countered, waking up enough to sound as defiant as she had the night before, “How was I to know that he’d move sooner? I don’t have your radio to speak to my people, Canadian.”
Michael looked away, unable to decide if she was lying or had genuinely just been overtaken by events. Dead men were rising, it seemed like moving quickly was common sense by now. But then, so was safety in numbers. Either way, it moved up his schedule.
“You’re staying up here,” he said to Ygritte, changing places with her, “Front and centre, so your people can see you. Soon as we see any Free Folk, you better start waving and acting friendly. I do not want to get into a fight.”
“You’d lose that fight.”
“I know, that’s the point.”
Michael ordered Zheng to get the crawler moving again, at a ‘polite’ pace. O’Neill and Sayer woke up groggily, but the situation acted like a shot of strong coffee. They soon had their weapons back in their hands and their eyes on the swivel for threats.
It did not take long before Michael spotted Free Folk archers atop platforms and the among the massive trees. Almost all of them armed themselves or fled at the sight of the vehicle.
Ygritte played her role, waving to them. It prevented any immediate violence, because she was dressed and presented herself quite obviously as one of them. Though she still kept her own bow close by. The weapon was made of the same species of wood as the Laughing Tree, and to Michael, seemed almost like some sort of polymer in sunlight.
The closer to the camp they got, the more remains of fires could be seen. Charred pits blackened with soot ringed it. Defence against the Others. At least we know big fires work, Michael thought, as they passed a pyre for the dead.
A company of warriors made its appearance to block their entry to the camp-proper. It was far larger than that the bone-wearing ‘Rattleshirt’ had sent to kill Michael’s fireteam, at least twice as big. Spears, axes, bows and clubs all in hand.
It was led by a man of average height, thick arms and a large belly. A great white beard descended from his chin. He wore chainmail on his upper torso and brown bearskin across his shoulders.
The leader did not seem particularly afraid of the metal monstrosity slowly and loudly rumbling towards him. He barked orders at his troops and a triple line of spearmen assembled at his back. More disciplined than Rattleshirt’s people, Michael noted. He aimed the GPMG to bear at the leader as Zheng stopped the vehicle. But he did not light up the man. The Free Folk refrained from shooting their arrows too. Both sides examined the other.
It was a stand-off for about a minute, until a shout from the ranks behind broke the stare of the Free Folk leader. “Ygritte!” the call sounded over the massed mumbling.
A short man with an unfortunately narrow head pushed his way through the warriors. Michael was reminded a little of a fish, if a fish had a twisted brown beard. He couldn’t have been much older than Ygritte was. Michael trained the MG on him instead, as he ran past the Free Folk leader and towards the crawler.
“Hold,” Ygritte urged, before shouting back, “Ryk! I bet you never dreamed to see me return like this!”
“You could say that!” ‘Ryk’ replied with a strained smile, gesturing to the vehicle, “Who are these? What is this beast?”
Ygritte glanced at Michael. “’tis a long tale.”
“Then come down and tell it,” Ryk said, “There are a great many people who would hear.” He turned to the spear line behind him, every man and woman in which was listening with great interest.
Without asking, Ygritte ducked back down into the crawler.
“Hey, wait!” Michael said, “I didn’t…”
Too late. She was already down and out the front rightside door, O’Neill too far to grab her. She half-ran over to ‘Ryk’ and they briefly embraced, before exchanged words rapidly. And too quietly for Michael to hear over the sound of the engine.
O’Neill cursed like a sailor for a moment. “We take any more prisoners, I’m tying them up with duct-tape and zip-ties. Do you want me to go out there and drag her back, sir? She was the only leverage we had over these… gentlemen.”
Michael frowned, doubting they would care. Ygritte had been a warrior in a warband, not a leader of any kind, as far as he could tell. The only leverage she provided was of a different type. “No, take my place on the MG.”
“Armed diplomacy time, is it sir?”
“I always was a gambler.”
Michael disembarked the crawler through the same door that Ygritte had, closing it loudly behind him.
Heads turned as he approached her, her friend reaching for a knife but being stopped by her. Michael put his thumb on the selector of his rifle, flicking it to full auto again. Every step he took seemed to cause the Free Folk to bristle more.
Ygritte waved him over. “This is Michael,” she said to Ryk, “He’s the one.”
Her friend looked him up and down with no shortage of scepticism.
Well, that’s vague, Michael thought, She must be referring to shooting the White Walker. At least she doesn’t seem to want me flayed and displayed for taking her prisoner.
Swallowing any pride he might have about parlaying with people who attack at random, he offered his gloved hand to the man. “Good to meet you,” he said with a slight smile, “You people must be brave to live where dead men walk around killing folks.”
Ryk’s brow raised up. He accepted the hand. “We don’t have a choice,” he said, amiably enough, “We be brave or we be dead.” His accent was the same strange Nordic-British as Ygritte’s, albeit deeper.
“True,” Michael said, “It seems we’re in the same boat now.”
Nodding, Ryk approved of the sentiment.
Another man emerged from behind the spear line.
Michael’s eyes were drawn to the iron helmet he was wearing; large black wings spread backwards from the temples. It had bronze reinforcements that were polished to a shine. Long greying brown hair flowed from it onto more chainmail made of a darker iron. A strange cloak of black wool and red silk billowed from his frame in the wind. He was about average height for the Free Folk.
Michael knew at once who this was.
Even before he strode across the light snow and the white-bearded leader fell in behind. It was the way everyone looked at him. Ygritte, Ryk, the spearmen and archers… they all watched carefully, waiting for the penny to drop.
The King Beyond the Wall stepped forwards and took off his ravenwing helmet, revealing a sharp face and piercing brown eyes, his mouth flanked by laughter-lines.
Best foot forward, Michael thought to himself. He turned to the man and stood to attention, and gave the man as formal a salute as he could muster. “Your Majesty.”
A broad grin erupted from the King, the laughter-lines creasing deeply.
“Har!” shouted the white-bearded man with him, “That’s a new one! And what is he doing with his hand?”
“I believe that is a salute, Tormund,” the King said in good humour, “But an unusual one to be sure.”
“Kneelers and their strange ways,” the white-bearded Tormund agreed.
Michael found the exchange disarming in the extreme. This was not how he thought meeting a king would go in the slightest. But it was nothing that prevented him from making his play. “I am Lieutenant Michael Duquesne. Third Battalion, Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry. If at all possible, I’d like to sit and speak with you. We require assistance.”
The King regarded him coolly. “As you already seem to know, I am Mance Rayder,” he said, “You are trespassing, Lord Duquesne. In the strangest of manners, but trespassing nonetheless. Why should any man, King or not, sit and speak with a trespasser? Give him aid?”
Just as prickly as Michael expected. He knew the next part would require some finesse.
“We are not on your lands of our own free will. We were shipwrecked.”
“That strikes my ear as not entirely the truth,” the King said, an edge of menace in his tone now, “Now I want to know why I should not seize you all and take what is yours for my own.”
A mistep then. Michael shifted his weight, trying to play it off as awkwardness. But he was really moving so it would be easier to bring his rifle to bear on the man.
In response, the one called Tormund drew a short spear from a loop of leather behind his back and held it down by his leg. The King did nothing, awaiting a more verbal response. Michael did not have a verbal answer. Anything he might offer would mean fighting a war he felt he had no part in. Anything he might threaten would mean death.
“He killed an Walker!” Ygritte blurted out, “With that weapon he is holding.”
That’s a lie, Michael thought. He was sure that the thing he had shot more than fifty times got up again, and he was sure that Ygritte knew that too. The King however, took note, and not just because of the words but who was speaking them.
“He’s no Crow, no kneeler,” she insisted, “He is not from the South or anywhere we know. Look at him. Have you ever seen cloth like he is wearing? Or runes like those on it?”
That must’ve rung true to the King. He frowned, scanning Michael from top to bottom. The ice had been broken. “The girl speaks well on your behalf,” he said, “What has she seen, Lord Duquesne? What happened exactly for you to make an ally of a spearwife? Did you save her from the White Walkers? And if you are not from the South, where do you hail from?”
And there it was. The big problem. The question had been asked. Time to bite the bullet. “We are not from this world,” Michael replied, “We were shipwrecked on yours.”
There was nothing but silence for what seemed like ten minutes.
The King’s eyes bored into him. He did not seem to disbelieve, but there was something about the news he did not like. The one called Tormund scoffed, once his mind had processed what he had just heard. “What nonsense is this? Have you been eating the wrong mushrooms?”
Michael shrugged. “You should believe your eyes,” he said, “As Ygritte here pointed out, surely nothing I am carrying or have is like anything you have ever seen. A carriage that moves without horses? My clothes? My weapons and armour?”
“Your way of speaking too,” the King chipped in, “You speak the Common tongue, but you add words from High Valyrian. Yet I get the impression that neither of them are the words of your mother.”
Michael blinked. He had assumed that everyone just spoke English. Magic, he realised, My words are being translated by magic. In hindsight, it seemed obvious. How could a person on another world be speaking a language from his own?
He recovered just before his pause got awkward. “Exactly. Either I am from so far away that it is impossible for you to know that I am lying, or I am telling you the truth.”
The King turned his helmet in his hands for a moment. Considering it.
“Here is what I propose,” Michael continued, “You may not believe what happened from my mouth, but you will from Ygritte’s.” He gestured to her. “She is one of your people. She is a free woman with no obligation to lie on my behalf. Speak to her. We will withdraw to a safe distance.”
“Then what?” Tormund asked.
“If you agree to talk with me, I want to hear about anything you know about moving to other worlds,” Michael replied, “Any legends to do with magic like that. We can speak about fair exchange for that information as well.”
The King smiled again. “And if I decide I do not want you to return?”
“We’ll leave,” Michael promised, “We’ll head south to the Wall and try our luck with the Crows that guard it. I know you are at war with them. We will say nothing about you or this army. I suspect keeping that quiet is in both of our interests. If I told them we had come to you first or they suspected that, conflict would be inevitable.”
“Smart man,” the King agreed. He exchanged looks with Tormund, who seemed to deflate and put away his spear.
The King smiled. “Very well. You claim to have seen and fought our enemy. You have earned the trust of one of our people. I think you’re utterly mad, myself, but I cannot refute your words either. I will speak with Ygritte, and see if we cannot help each other.” He offered his hand.
Michael shook it. The King squeezed hard and enjoyed it. Michael squeezed right back. The contest only ended when Tormund held up the roughest loaf of bread Michael had ever seen, sprinkled with salt of all things.
The King must’ve detected confusion about the offer. “You and your company should eat this. It will make you my guest. Which will protect you under guest right and myself as your host. There is no need for you to withdraw, until I make a decision or the next day dawns.”
Wondering if that was simply an excuse to Michael took the bread, tore off a piece and ate it. It was as rough on the tongue as it was on the eyes, though its taste was not bad.
“Enjoy that,” the King smirked, “It’s one of the last pieces of real bread North of the Wall.” He turned to leave, Tormund following him, before sending a look towards Ygritte. He expected her to follow.
She held up a hand, asking him to wait, which caused both the Free Folk leaders to smile as she turned to her former captor.
“I’ll see you again soon, Michael Duquesne,” she promised.
Michael let out an amused breath. “Happy to have you,” he replied, honestly enough.
Ygritte seemed satisfied with that answer.
She walked off with her King, her friend in tow.
He walked back to the vehicle to share the bread.
The conversations between the King Beyond the Wall and Ygritte the Spearwife took most of the day.
In the mean time, the Free Folk established a perimeter around the Canadian position, and the Canadians watched them with their firearms, eating candy to keep themselves going.
Zheng and Sayer were caught up by O’Neill on what information Ygritte had provided at the pyre site. Michael also informed them they were the only ones in fact speaking English.
“More magic,” O’Neill complained, “What next? Dragons?”
“At least this magic is on our side,” Sayer said, “It’s better than ‘White Walkers’ and Night of the Living Dead.”
“Could be very useful if we’re stuck here,” Zheng agreed, “And I think that’s exactly what we are. Nothing Ygritte told you about matches anything about Earth.”
“Enough of that talk,” Michael warned, “If there is a door to here, there is a door home. If there’s a door home, someone knows about it. It’s a matter of finding them, and they’re more likely to be near the door than far away from it.”
The fatigue for the fresh revelations rendered them all silent for a long time afterwards.
As sieges went, it was casual. It had been clear some sort of accord with the King, and there was no desire among the Free Folk to provoke the people that rode a roaring metal beast with glowing eyes.
The quiet was broken at last when O’Neill called out from the MG on the roof.
“Jesus Christ!” he said, “There’s fecking sasquatches coming up the path!”
There was a commotion as everyone inside the vehicle climbed to look. Michael pulled himself up to join the Sergeant above the roof hatch. The man had not been hallucinating.
From the path to the Free Folk camp, a group was approaching. Most of them were men. One of those was Tormund. An envoy from the King? Or there to command the attack? Michael could not tell, but he did not care.
Because there were three shaggy sasquatches leading the way. They had to be ten feet tall, long shaggy brown hair flowing off them. Their faces too were classic Bigfoot; small eyes, noses that barely protruded, wide mouths. They all carried tree trunks blackened from fire as clubs.
The Sergeant immediately aimed the MG at them. “If those things get close, I’m not sure we can kill them fast enough, sir,” he said, “Permission to feed them lead from here?”
Michael remembered the bread and salt. “No, they’re not here to harm us,” he said, “I get the feeling they take their little hospitality ceremony with the food seriously.”
“That’s no reason to let them get close enough to smack us with those clubs, sir.”
“Agreed. Tell me when and I’ll warn them off. The fat man walking with them will recognise me. If they don’t comply, warning shots first.”
“Grand.”
Sayer laughed randomly, his voice coming over the comms. “I’ve just realised something,” he chuckled, “What if the sasquatches from our world are actually originally from this one? Wouldn’t that mean there is a way home? Maybe they come back here when they’re not hunting on Earth or something, which is why they’re so hard to find?”
Michael’s spirits raised immediately. The sasquatch was a legend he had not believed back home, a tale for conspiracy theorists. But he could not shake the feeling that the creatures moving up the trail towards him were intelligent. Perhaps they could hide in the vastness of North America temporarily, if they were smart.
Perhaps the way home was not so hidden after all.
“I hope so,” Zheng replied to the Private, “And if you’re right Sayer, I will buy your drinks for the rest of your life.”
“Hear hear,” O’Neill sounded off, “Lieutenant, they’re getting as close to us as I feel comfortable with. If you wouldn’t mind?”
Michael sat on the roof of the vehicle, raising himself up a little higher. “That’s far enough!” he called, addressing the sasquatches rather than Tormund. A test to see if they were in fact intelligent.
The sasquatches stopped and rested their clubs against their shoulders. “You are ones from other world?” the lead Bigfoot said, the bass of his voice shaking the air.
Michael grinned at O’Neill. The magic translator was working.
“We are, and I’d be happy to discuss it!” he continued, “But first we must speak with the one called Tormund!” The sasquatches inclined their heads in agreement, and waved the barrel of a man in question to approach.
Tormund came forward alone. “You speak the Old Tongue?” he asked as he got close, “And well enough that the giants could understand you. How could that be if you are not from here?”
So they’re called giants by the Free Folk. Michael wasn’t sure if Tormund was actually speaking the language from before or this ‘Old Tongue’. The magic seemed to translate everything. Though the complexity of what he was saying did seem to suggest it was the language from before.
“We’re a people of many talents. What is the decision of your King?”
“He agrees to your terms,” Tormund said, “Says to join him in his tent.”
“And where is that?”
“Top of the hill.”
Michael looked on. That was some distance away. No wonder it had taken so long to get back with the reply. Time he had no intention of waiting again. And there was something else to consider too. It could be a trap, he thought, a ruse to get us in amongst his army, where we can’t run away as easily. Guest right or otherwise.
There was an easy way to test that, however. Michael leaned over the side of the crawler. “Want a ride?” he asked Tormund.
The man’s eyes widened, before warming and being joined with a wide toothy smile.
“Har! I thought you would never ask!”
The crawler made good speed as the trails opened up to those cleared by the people in the camp, only having to slow where some of the Free Folk had pitched their tents too closely together. Zheng handled the machine like an expert however, and the sasquatches had tried sprinting in an odd loping manner to catch up.
The sight of Tormund Giantsbane riding the metal beast while outrunning actual giants was enough to drop the jaw of every man, woman and child who saw it. Cooking food over open fires, tending to shaggy sheep and goats, making weapons, playing, dancing; it all paused for a moment as the vehicle passed.
Michael enjoyed it, despite the smell of stale roast chicken and sweat off of the man in close proximity to him. Such awe would prevent enthusiasm for attacking him and his team. But it was also just fun to bamboozle people with the technology too.
Or perhaps it was just the continuing shock of his situation that made it feel that way.
The climb to the top of the Fist of the First Men was a piece of cake for the Bandvagn, though its engine made a little more noise. Soon, Zheng had manoeuvred it into a defensible place away from most of the tents, in the shattered remains of a one-floor building built of large stones.
“That was bracing! Har!” Tormund joked, slapping Michael on the shoulder, “I really hope you go along with what Mance has to say. With a beast like this, you would be a great ally against the Crows. And who knows what the Others must think of such a thing!”
The Others were not as impressed, Michael thought. “Well, let’s hear what he has to say,” he said, indulging the chieftain a little, “I hope he has what we need. We want to go home.”
“And we want to live free of dead men killing us,” Tormund said, “Follow me. Take one other only.” The man climbed out of the vehicle by swivelling on the roof and jumping down directly, rather than through the cabin and doors. He made his way out of the shattered building.
“Christ he smelled,” O’Neill complained from below, “Having his arse that close to my head put the fear of God into me.”
Michael was glad himself that he had been out in the open air, cold or no cold.
“Orders, sir?” Zheng asked.
“You’ll come with me, Corporal. You’re the one who’s tamed the metal beast, after all.”
Zheng liked that description, wiping tears of utter tiredness out of her eyes.
Michael tapped his sergeant on the arm. “O’Neill, Sayer, you’ll guard the vehicle. There’ll be curious folks and thieves. Keep the former off it. Warn then shoot the latter. Don’t tolerate threats. Refuel as well. If we need to make an exit, I don’t want to have to stop at night.”
“Yes, sir,” O’Neill said with enthusiasm.
Michael climbed down and exited, Zheng following. They followed Tormund’s tracks in the crunchy snow, finding him waiting by another collapsed building in the midst of tents. Other Free Folk kept their distance, but whispered to one another. Kids and dogs were kept away too.
The King’s Tent was the largest that Michael had seen in camp.
Its surface was made from polar bear pelts, over a whalebone frame. Huge antlers from an elk crowned the thing. Advertising it was the royal residence, perhaps. Two spearmen stood guard outside, but they parted for Tormund. They held up the hanging furs over the entrance and waved the two Canadians inside.
The floor of the tent was covered with furs, brown ones this time. In the four corners of the tent, there were crude iron braziers, the peat inside producing an earthy burning smell, plenty of warmth and quite a bit of reddish light. The space was as big as an apartment, and it was occupied by more than just the King too.
Michael took off his gloves, helmet and undid his coat, trying not to look uncomfortable. A half-dozen sitting men and women were staring at Zheng and him from a circle in the middle. All dressed in skins or furs, with mugs and drinking horns. Chieftains all.
Ygritte was not present.
The King himself was directly opposite the entrance at the far end of the circle. His helmet was on his lap. To either side of him were two beautiful women who had to be sisters, both having blonde hair in braids down to their waists. It is good to be King, Michael thought to himself, finding it difficult to look away from the pair.
“Lord Duquesne,” the King greeted, “Welcome. Please, would you and your companion sit? You too, Tormund.” He gestured to an open section in the sitting circle, to his left.
Michael and Zheng stepped behind those already sitting carefully to reach the spot, while Tormund went the other way to another place on the King’s right.
“You know I’m not a lord, right?” Michael said as he sat down, crosslegged, “An officer, someone who commands soldiers, yes. But not a lord.”
The King’s brow descended. “I must say that surprises me,” he said, “You are well dressed, well fed, quite obviously possess wealth. The way you carry yourself is not unlike the highborns I have met in my life either. Except you do not hold contempt for us, or hide it better than they ever could.”
“I’m not here to judge your people,” Michael replied, “And I keep my own opinion of them private unless it is necessary, your Majesty.”
Laughter rolled around the circle, the Majesty thing getting the same reaction out of the other chieftains as it had with Tormund.
“Spare me the majesty and I shall spare you the Lord,” the King said, “And who is your companion?”
“Leanne Zheng,” the corporal replied, “A soldier.”
The King leaned back, holding onto his knees. “If I did not know better, I would say you were from YiTi. Though I have only read about what the people of YiTi look like. Your name sounds like their language too.”
“Well, I’m from Vancouver,” Zheng smiled viciously, “Pretty sure you’ve never read about the people from there.”
The King smiled back at her. “Well said, Lady Zheng of Vancouver. Let us get the introductions out of the way, and we can talk about the exchange I propose.”
Each member of the circle was named.
Tormund Giantsbane was first, confirming his place as the King’s right hand man.
Varamyr Six-Skins, a small grey man and a warg, or in other words a man who could enter the minds of animals and control them. The King claimed Varamyr had spotted their approach through the eyes of his eagle, which was why they had been able to muster Tormund’s spears quickly enough to stop the Canadians reaching the camp proper.
Harma Dogshead, a squat and rotund woman with obvious strength in her arms. Michael couldn’t see any reason she would be called Dogshead. She didn’t look like a dog or have any canine ornaments. He doubted it was pleasant.
Ygon Oldfather, an older heavily bearded man who the King stated had eighteen wives over the course of his life, and enough children and grandchildren to make up his own clan.
And last but not least, Dalla and Val, the blonde sisters.
Dalla was the Queen, the King warmly proclaimed, and this was a recent development. He claimed to have met her on returning from a trip south of the Wall, and that she was wiser than he was. Val was her younger sister and advisor. Together they had helped convince their clan to join Mance’s army, which had been a holdout.
Michael listened to each introduction and offered his hand to those in range to do so. Only Dalla and Tormund accepted. When it was his turn, he spoke about each person who had come through with him to the Lands Beyond the Wall. O’Neill, Zheng, Sayer, Arran, Singh and himself. He did not have as much to say as the King had about his chieftains, but they listened all the same.
Now, business could begin.
“I take it from what you said to Corporal Zheng that you believe us,” Michael said, “That we are from another world.”
The King’s sister-in-law curled her lips inwards, an action that drew Michael’s eye. If only because it was the first real reaction the woman had. She did not believe.
“Some do, some do not,” the King replied, “All agree that your joining us would be for the best. Ygritte told her story. She did not seem to be lying to me, though we are not without doubts. The power of your weapons is something I would like to see for myself.”
“I’m sure a suitable demonstration can be arranged,” Michael said, “Though if you plan on asking us to provide you with them, I cannot agree. We have enough for our own use, not enough to equip an army. And they are not ours to give in the first place.”
“A pity,” the King frowned, “Weapons that can kill wights so easily would save many lives. But I assumed you would say something like that.”
“What do you propose?” Michael asked.
The King rubbed his chin, and took a drink from a horn. From the smell, it was mead.
“I must first tell you some disappointing news. I spoke to the men and women before you about magic, and the giants we have in camp. Only the giants knew anything about moving to another world. An old tale whereby the Children of the Forest attempted to flee this world and brought giants along. But they did not know if it was true, or how such magic works.”
Feeling sorrow like he had never felt before, Michael exhaled to steady himself.
“Children of the Forest?” Zheng asked, her voice wobbling slightly.
She is having just as hard a time hearing the news, Michael thought.
“The Children of the Forest inhabited this world before Men,” the King explained, “They are said to possess great magic, and were enemies of the First Men until the Others came during the first Long Night. Occasionally someone will claim to have met them even today. They have not joined our cause. Even the giants do not know where they are.”
Michael rubbed his face, wondering what to do with this news. It meant that he was trapped on this other world. Which was potentially convenient for the cause of Mance Rayder. Is it a lie? “So you have nothing to exchange for our help?”
The King shook his head. “There may be a place where you can find the answers you seek. But it is south of the Wall.”
“So our only hope is past the Wall you also want to get past.” Zheng asked bluntly, “How do we know you’re not feeding us a bowl of shit?”
Michael winced. Talking to a king like that struck him as a poor decision. Sleep deprivation had taken its toll on the corporal’s patience.
This King was tolerant of such talk. Far from being offended, he looked to his Queen. Dalla rummaged around behind her briefly, before producing a leatherbound book of considerable size.
The King took it and opened it, revealing yellowed parchment pages. The two he opened it on had a series of illustrations in red.
“The Isle of Faces. The place where peace was made between the First Men and the Children. A holy site that has avoided every invasion of Westeros that there ever was. If the Children of the Forest yet live, this is the only place it is certain that they can be found.”
He pushed the book over to Michael.
The inked drawings inside showed a series of small thin people, not particularly child-like, meeting with men dressed in much the same way the Free Folk were. Around them were trees with faces carved into them. Michael was again reminded of UFOs and aliens. The ‘Children’ had very wide eyes, not unlike a Roswell Grey.
“More laughing trees,” Zheng said flatly, “Great.”
The King smiled inwardly at a joke only he heard in her words.
“It indicates that maybe Mance here isn’t lying through his teeth though,” Michael said, flicking through the pages and finding he couldn’t read any of the words. No magic text translation then.
“We were brought to a foot of a tree like that, and I doubt he had an entire book written, illustrated and bound in a day.”
Refusing to accept it fully, Zheng took the book to look through it herself, hoping to find any sort of clue that might help.
“So you see the exchange I want?” the King asked, spreading his hands in front of him, “I give you the path to the Isle of Faces. And you help us take the Wall, which is something you will need to do to get to the Isle regardless.”
Michael shook his head. “Not good enough,” he said, “Directions, yes, we need them. But if Ygritte told you her story, you know that the first reaction of your own people was to attack. The kneelers as you call them would have the same instinct.”
“You killed Rattleshirt’s warband in less than a hundred breaths,” Tormund snorted, “Crows and kneelers would be no harder a fight for you. If they could even catch you in that metal carriage of yours, har!”
“We defended ourselves…” Michael began.
“Tormund is not accusing you of murder,” the King interrupted, “He is simply making the argument that the southerners would not be able to resist you.”
“How would I know that?” Michael replied, “There is a whole other set of peoples behind that Wall that we know nothing about. Their culture, their money, their politics, their military. Directions are a start. Every piece of information you have about what we’ll face past the Wall is next.”
“I do not know everything, but I will tell you what I can,” the King conceded, “Is that all?”
“No,” Michael said, “The other thing is something I don’t think your friends here are going to like.”
“You sit here under guest right, lad,” the King said, “Speak your mind.”
“You need to talk to the Crows,” Michael said, “The threat of dead men is just as real for them as it is for you. If we do this, I insist you let me try and bring them to negotiate.”
“He wants us to talk to the Crows?” Ygon Oldfather growled, “Mance, I would sooner let a wight fuck me than speak peace to a Crow.”
“It can be arranged if you don’t shut your mouth,” Harma Dogshead countered, “Did you see that metal beast of theirs climb the Fist, Ygon? Faster than any mount? Or are your eyes failing you? I want the Crows to shit themselves at the sight of it, knowing that those who ride it are with us.”
The Oldfather replied only with an obscene gesture, which was returned in kind.
“Let Michael propose his solution,” the King said gently, “There’s no harm in talking about talking.” He gestured to the Canadians to continue.
Michael inclined his head in thanks. “I am bound by our laws to try for a peaceful solution,” he said, “I go to them, tell them about the threat of the White Walkers. Tell them where they can find out for themselves. I’m not from here, they should believe me. Give them some time to make sure I am not lying, and when they are sure of that, I can propose to bring your people through the Wall.”
“They already know,” the King said, “About the White Walkers, I mean. Their ranging parties have visited villages that have been attacked or abandoned. They must have lost brothers to the Others by now. Their masters in the South would not believe them, even on your word of honour, or theirs. So they could never agree to let us pass the Wall in peace.”
“Our people have raided their lands for centuries,” Tormund added, “It is not easily forgiven. Many of the clans of this host would kill each other for the same reason, except they have seen their families killed by the Others.”
Michael hesitated. “I have to try,” he said, “If we make it home, we will have to account for our actions.”
Zheng snorted from beside him. “Yeah, it wouldn’t be fun for us to get back, only to be cashiered or thrown in prison.”
A man rushed into the tent, the cold blowing in. That grabbed the attention of every person inside. The late arrival rushed over to where Varamyr Six-Skins was sitting, before kneeling behind and whispering in his ear. The King and the rest watched with interest. Michael tried to listen in.
Varamyr cleared his throat and looked to the King. “A ranging party of ten men is two day’s ride away,” he said, “It’s the Halfhand. He’s following the tracks of their beast.”
The tent looked to Michael.
“It appears you’ll have your chance to talk to the Crows after all,” the King said, “Qhorin Halfhand has killed many of our number over the years, but I knew him when I was a Crow. Yes, I used to be a brother of theirs. He is a reasonable man, someone who would accept offers of parlay. You should ride out to meet him. If I cannot convince you that your talk will achieve nothing, he will.”
Michael nodded, understanding the ball was now in his court. “It’ll be dark soon. We’ll leave at dawn tomorrow.” He stood up, Zheng doing the same, and made to leave.
“Michael, one more thing,” the King called, causing him to stop in his tracks, “By asking to bring us through the Wall, you will be revealing that we plan to try to do that soon. He will also ask how many we are. If he returns to the Lord-Commander with that knowledge, the kneelers will call their banners. Which will doom any chance of getting through the Wall easily. Yours and ours.”
“I’m not sure I understand?” Michael said.
“If you meet him and he does not agree that your idea can work,” the King said, “You will have no choice.”
“You must kill him.”
Notes:
Next chapter will be from a Ygritte POV
Chapter 4: The Spearwife
Notes:
This is a revised version of this chapter. The original was not up to the standard I was trying to put out there.
Chapter Text
YGRITTE
Her sleep that first night at the Fist had been restless. She lay under her furs well into the day, her mind racing in and out of consciousness, the events of the night itching in her head.
In the sky above, the Thief had been within the Moonmaid.
A sudden flash of light in the dark forest. Rattleshirt, the Lord O’ Bones himself, ordering the entire war party to investigate. A battle fairly started and fairly ended. The White Walker arriving. The victors of the battle standing strong against it. The dead rising, killing two of their number. Their weapons striking down the Other, torturing it with the burning fire shot into its body. The journey in a machine that travelled faster than any horse. The questioning by the clan chiefs and Mance himself about it all.
But it wasn’t any of that that kept Ygritte shifting and turning under the furs.
It was the one called Michael.
He stole her from Rattleshirt’s warband.
He stole her from the Others!
He declared that he would be glad to have her in front of Mance himself!
And where was he?
She did not know, and that made her feel unease like she had never felt before. When a man steals a woman while the Thief is within the Moonmaid, it was said to be fateful. And everything about how she had been stolen screamed the same thing.
And where was he?!
The voice of reason whispered in her head every now and then. He isn’t from the True North. He isn’t from this world. He doesn’t know that when a man takes a woman and she does not slit his throat in his sleep, she is his and he is hers. He doesn’t even know where your tent is. It took most of the night for that voice to be heard over the roar of embarrassed anger, but as the sun rose towards noon, she had determined her next act.
If he does not know what he is supposed to do, by all the gods I’ll teach him or cut his manhood.
Ygritte stirred from the pile of furs she had slept under, jaw clenched, reaching for her woollen undershirts and her rabbitskin vest. There would be time for real sleep, after she had found him and he had kept the promise of his acts.
The tent flap was pulled aside and Ryk’s head appeared in the gap. “Mornin’. Wasn’t sure you’d be here.”
So now you know he has not come, Ygritte thought bitterly. “Aye, still here. What brings you? Need a second for hunting?” Her stomach burned with hunger as well as anger.
Ryk shook his head. “Wanted to know if you’d heard what's going on,” he said, “And maybe you can tell me true about the rumours?”
Ygritte frowned. She had been alone all night, and hadn’t heard a thing. “What now? The Thenns not coming down from their valley?” she asked, stepping into her boots and tying them on.
Ryk looked at her blankly. “Don’t know how you slept. Your Canadians? They stopped a wight attack last night from the north. You spoke true before. Their weapons are like magic. Lights flew and set the wights ablaze. You didn’t say how loud they were.”
Ygritte slowed down her dressing. Was that why he had not come to her? she wondered, Between his own sleep of the journey and the fight to defend the Fist, had he just been exhausted? She shook that thought away. It was ridiculous and an excuse.
“The whole camp is talking about it,” Ryk said, “And the new rumour. They say they’re going today to talk to Qhorin Halfhand. They were supposed to go at dawn, but the attack last night delayed them.”
Ygritte froze. Slowly, she turned her head toward her clansman. “What?!”
“The Halfhand is close, they say. Close enough to see our fires tonight. Mance is sending them out as a test. If the Canadians return without having killed him, they’ll be killed. The Weeper arrived at sunset and is laying claim to their metal beast already.”
“Mance would break guest right?”
“The sun has risen on another day. No offer of food or shelter has been made or asked for. The Canadians will’ve left camp. There is no guest right once they return.”
Ygritte felt weak. It couldn’t be. She was stolen under the perfect stars by a man who might die through his own choices. Choices he knew nothing about. Snapping herself out of it by clenching her fists, she hurried layering herself in her clothes. “Get your weapons,” she said to Ryk, “We’re going with them. Make sure they don’t die because they don’t hate Crows enough to kill on sight.”
Ryk’s mouth turned to a flat line. Not for the first time. Ygritte usually found it funny because it made him look like a fish, but she was in no mood. It only reminded her of what had changed. “Shouldn’t get involved,” he said.
Expecting that response, Ygritte grabbed her sheepskin helm and pulled it over her tangled hair to prevent herself saying something she would regret. Like she was containing the anger exploding out of her head. “Ryk, when my first tried to steal me again, you stopped him. You’re my clan brother. I’m going with the Canadians. Are you saying you’ll leave me to go alone? To face the Halfhand?”
Ryk snorted. “Michael Duquesne is more than a match for the Halfhand.”
“Aye, in a fight. But what happens when the Halfhand pours lies in his ear? Who speaks for the Free Folk when the Crow sings about our raids and how we’re just savages not worthy of livin’? It’ll be me. And who’ll defend me when the Crows try to shut me up?”
With a sigh, Ryk hung his head. “I will,” he said, before withdrawing from the tent.
Ygritte felt a warmth of relief rush over her. The old certainties were not all dead, at least. She could rely on her clan brother still. She tied her gloves to her wrists, and slung her weirwood bow and took both bags of grey-fletched arrows she had hidden under the furs. She expected to use every one of them.
Ryk was waiting outside with his own bow, arrows and axe, his own tent right beside hers.
“Where are they?” Ygritte asked.
“Top of the hill.”
“Fuck.”
Together, they made their way through camp, avoiding playing children, still smouldering watchfires from the night before and frozen cesspits. The climb to the top of the Fist took some time, and every step of the way, Ygritte half-expected to see the ‘Bandvagn’ roll by at a speed no man or woman could ever hope to match.
But after rushing up and breathing heavily, they both made it. Beside Mance’s tent among those of the chiefs, the crawler stood. She spotted the large one, O’Neill, standing out of the roof and preparing the machine-gun. His large bulk filled out the hole in the roof, and Ygritte had identified him from the beginning as the most dangerous member of the group.
The youngest was sat cross-legged on the roof with his bright red hooded cloak and strange grey-red weapon. She had glimpsed that the part on top of the weapon was a spyglass. Something she had only ever seen from a distance in the hands of Crows atop the wall. He was also not unlike the clansmen of the far west of the Frozen Shore in his looks, having slightly darker skin and a broad face.
“He’s not here,” Ryk said.
“He’s in the tent with Mance,” Ygritte replied with absolute certainty, “Means we’re not too late. Come.”
She stepped forward, the chiefs’ families watching her bold approach with interest. Ygritte felt pride swell in herself. She was recognised.
“Hello there!” the one called Private Sayer called, “Didn’t expect to see you again!”
Ygritte turned a vicious grin on him. “I told Michael Duquesne I would meet him again,” she said, “I’m a woman of my word. I bring my clan brother, Longspear Ryk. We’ll ride with you against the Crows. ”
“Will you now?” the O’Neill muttered just loudly enough to be heard by her, “I think you’re under the wrong impression about our gaomilaksir, little lady.”
Ygritte did not return the insult or question the strange foreign word. The former because it had been said quietly and the latter because asking for an explanation would show ignorance. She knew these Canadians valued strength and wisdom. The O’Neill could easily tell Michael Duquesne to leave her behind if he thought her weak-willed or stupid. There was a trust between the two men.
Sayer climbed down from the roof, his weapon in hand. He approached them, friendly smile on his face. What does he want? Ygritte wondered, watching him carefully.
The Private held out his hand to Ryk. “Louis Sayer,” he said, “Good to meet you.”
Ryk returned the warm smile, and took Sayer’s whole arm instead of just the hand.
“Longspear Ryk.”
“Yeah, heard that,” Sayer nodded, shoulder shaking as his arm was shook by Ryk, “Not heard a name like that before. Why Longspear? You don’t have a spear?”
Laughter rumbled from O’Neill and burst out of Ygritte like water had gone down the wrong way. This one is a child, she thought, looking to her clan brother. Ryk’s smile merely widened. Sayer looked around, startled.
“The thing between his legs, Private,” O’Neill clarified, “He’s a big hit with the girls.”
“Ahhhhhh,” Sayer said, slapping himself on the forehead.
“Yeah,” the O’Neill grunted.
Sayer looked again to Ryk. “I guess that makes you the Rickest Ryk north of the Wall?” he said, in a tone that suggested a joke.
“They won’t get that gīmigare, Sayer,” Zheng called, appearing from inside Mance’s tent, “Especially considering I’m not even sure I do.”
Ygritte’s jaw dropped. This was the first time she had seen Zheng with her head and face uncovered in the full light of day.
She had hair so black that it seemed to suck the light out of the air, parted to either side of a face that men would fight over. The colour of her eyes was such a deep brown that they were almost black too. She had strong arms and legs, was large at the chest, despite being the smallest of the group.
Ygritte had never seen anyone like her before. Even before this, the Canadian spearwife was the most mysterious member of the group. She seemed to be the only one who could control the crawler . She spoke like a spearwife, and fought like one too. And bickered with the O’Neill. He must have claimed her as a wife . Only a man as strong as he could have fought off others.
Zheng paused when she spotted the two of them.
“I see we picked up some strays. Again.”
Ygritte bristled, forgetting her admiration for the woman at once. “You’re going to see the Crows,” she said, “We’re going to see you don’t get tricked and killed. Can’t use your not-magic sticks if you don’t think you need to. Crows are tricksy.”
“Okay, Gollum,” Zheng yawned, dismissing her with a wave and opening the door to the seat she controlled the crawler from. Ygritte’s lip curled at her attitude, but she restrained herself. What she needed to do was too important.
“Zheng is still very tired,” Sayer confided quietly, “Because of the attack last night, she still hasn’t got enough sleep.”
“None of us have,” came a familiar voice. Sayer half jumped as he straightened himself up.
Michael emerged from Mance’s tent, quickly followed by Tormund Giantsbane and Mance himself. Ygritte saw that his hair was a light brown, the sort that probably turned lighter still if it was warm enough to be allowed in the light of summer. He had deep blue eyes like daggers too. Do all these Canadians have dark eyes? she wondered.
He acknowledged her first. Before even his own. His eyes briefly hovered in their gaze below her own, though her body was still mostly covered with her clothing. He wonders what is underneath it all , she thought, All is not lost.
Mance gave a small nod in greeting, their brief acquaintance enough to earn her that.
Tormund Giantsbane grinned wildly from behind, his gaze moving between Ygritte and Michael knowingly. She raised her chin slightly, pleased that someone had recognised what was happening.
Michael himself came over after a quiet word with O’Neill above him. Ygritte’s heart pumped faster, against her will. “Morning Ygritte,” he said, “Where have you been?”
“My tent,” she replied, “It's by the lonely sentinel off the eastern trail.”
Ryk made a noise, one that sounded like a cough to anyone else but one Ygritte knew was mockery. She promised herself to punch him later for it.
Michael took a step away from Ryk, like he thought the man ill. “What are you doing here?”
“We’re coming with you,” Ygritte stated, brooking no disagreement.
Michael’s brow creased. “You and your friend?”
“Ryk. My clan brother.”
The leader of the Canadians looked over the two of them, considering. But didn’t reject them, by word or gesture. Of course he didn’t. She was a fine archer, kissed by fire and the woman he had stolen. She was certain now. He just does not know our ways.
Michael turned at the waist to look back at the King. “You have any objection to this?” he asked.
“None,” Mance said politely, “But it will not make your task any easier.”
“No, but it’ll make getting back by another route easier,” Michael countered, “We’re already late by nearly six hours. If snow falls and covered our tracks, we can’t find our way back on our own.”
“As you say,” Mance conceded.
“I’m sure you know how to keep warm even if you do get lost,” the Giantsbane said with a wink, talking to Michael’s back but aiming the wink at Ygritte.
“We’re not babes sucking milk from our mothers, Giantsbane,” she said, “Let's away. I don’t want to be caught out in the dark.” When the Others and their dead men stalk you.
Michael turned on his radio by fiddling with a box on his hip . “Zheng, start the crawler.”
The metal beast roared to life, and Ygritte felt happy to hear it again.
They did not travel long. Without night's darkness anywhere to be found, the one called Zheng bade the crawler to move even faster than Ygritte had experienced before. Ryk whooped and roared with laughter every time they moved over a bump or it was driven downhill. Ygritte found herself joining in before long, the fear replaced by thrill.
It was more fun when they were not running for their life. Though soon we may be.
The Canadians liked Ryk, and it wasn’t for his long-spear. Just as he always did, he talked to people like he was also their clan brother. They did the same in turn. The opposite of Ygritte’s blunt honesty in some ways, she knew, but not in others.
The crawler followed the tracks it had made the night before last, until they curved around a large hill. A large white owl flew by the crystal-glass on its sides three times. One of Tormund’s wargs, Ygritte knew, A warning; the Halfhand is coming.
“Three passes,” Michael said, just loudly enough to be heard over the crawler’s growling, “Close but not on top of us. This is as good a place as any. Pull over in there.” He pointed off to the left.
“Looks like the King is good for his word,” Zheng said idly. She turned the crawler in behind the hill and turned off the engine.
Good , Ygritte thought, The Halfhand will not see it there with such a mound in the way.
Michael clicked his tongue. “Mance is good for his word on this,” he said doubtfully, “But he’s a nādrēsy-jentys under the whole Viking warlord laehurlītos.”
More strange words Ygritte did not recognise, and this time, she didn’t understand what he was saying at all. What tongue is that? Their mother tongue?
The Canadians got out of their metal beast without another word, moving up to the peak of the hill. Ygritte and Ryk followed behind. From there, you could see the whole line of the trail going back half a league. The snow had melted in places, turning the ground into a soft bed of tree needles and leaves. Ygritte hated when it was like that. The mud always seeped into her boots somehow.
“They’ll keep inside our tracks,” the O’Neill said, “King said they were riding horses?”
“Yeah,” Zheng replied.
“Do we kill the horses?” Sayer asked.
“Not unless the men riding them are getting away,” Michael said sternly, “The horses didn’t do anything to deserve death. Plus they’re probably very valuable. We’re not so far away from the camp here.”
“I hope you’re as smart as you think you are, Corporal,” the O’Neill said to Zheng.
“I am” she replied, “You’re under no obligation to accept my observations as fact, sir.”
“Don’t call me sir,” O’Neill grimaced, “I work for a living.”
Michael gave a ‘Har!’ that Giantsbane would have been proud of.
The joke was that they all called him sir. Ygritte knew that the kneelers called their knights ‘ser’, but this seemed different. It was clear who was in charge, but not that he thought he was better than any of them.
Michael turned to Ygritte and Ryk,
“You two know how to ride a horse?”
“We do,” Ygritte said.
“Good, because I don’t. Can you get back to camp before dark from here? Even with lots of horses roped together?”
“Aye,” Ryk said, “If we leave in the next few hours.”
“Good. If things get messy, you’ll take the horses back and I’ll give you half of them for the trouble. Or half the price if it’s only one.”
Ygritte nodded, but said nothing about the offer. Canadians really were like kneelers on some matters. She was not of his clan, yet. Any thing he gave her was hers. Yet he was acting like he expected gifts to be returned. And there was always the chance that the Canadians would be killed, by the Halfhand or Mance, leaving her with all the horses in the end anyway. I don’t want your horses, I want you.
Michael pointed to a place near the bottom of the hill, in the direction they had come from the Fist. “The hill can hide the vehicle,” he said to O’Neill, “Reckon they’ll ride right past.”
The O’Neill grunted. “Reverse L-shaped ambush,” he said, “How very textbook of you, sir. We’ll still need to camouflage the vehicle. Maybe they have outriders that’ll ride past and then back to report.”
“Idea is to demoralise them into surrender,” Michael said, “And if they aren’t…”
“Yes, sir,” the O’Neill replied, “They’d regret charging you down, that's for sure. Surrender or run are their only options, and running would seem like certain death.”
Michael bared his teeth, looking predatory in a way that made Ygritte warm up and melt inside. “That's the point, Sergeant.”
He looked to Private Sayer. “You’re with me, Private. Take Arran’s rifle.”
Sayer blanched and did the strange hand movement to his head that they all did, what Mance called a sort of salute. He’s no seasoned warrior , Ygritte thought, How could he not have killed many men? She imagined killing at least five men would be required to even be part of Michael’s clan, since killing was so easy with their weapons.
The three of Michael’s warriors began to move, already knowing what they were supposed to do. The O’Neill and Zheng returned to the crawler to cover it in a large canvass coloured like dirt and snow and what looked like fishing net with . They were soon moving off to the right, to a nook beside the trail. Sayer crouched down by a tree to the left, aiming his weapon with its spyglass down the trail.
“What about us?” Ygritte asked, “We can fight.”
“True,” Michael said, “But we’re not here to fight if we can help it.”
Ygritte took a breath to steady herself. She needed to tell him the talking was pointless.
“Mance is testing you,” she said, “If you return without killing Qhorin Halfhand, he’ll set the host on you.”
There was silence for a moment. Ygritte nudged her clan brother with her elbow. He knew more than she did about it.
“Clans are already claiming the spoils to come,” Ryk admitted.
Michael looked out over the trail. “I know,” he said.
“You know?” Ryk said disbelieving, “How could you know?”
“The King does not trust me,” Michael said, “He sent me here knowing that talking to the Crows would reveal my existence and the plan to attack the Wall. We both need to get past the Wall. Mance to get you all safe from the White Walkers. Me to bring my soldiers home. He is counting on Halfhand’s reaction convincing me that the Crows would never let us through. Which would make the Crows my enemy as well as his.”
What about me? Ygritte thought, Will you bring me to your home once you understand what you have done?
“So what'll you do?” Ryk asked.
“We’ll do it our way,” Michael shrugged, “We don’t serve Mance and I can’t take the chance the Night's Watch would betray us if I told them about us. But I am also bound by our laws to try a peaceful solution.” He scratched his chin. “Well, as peaceful as it ever seems to get out here.”
Ygritte shook her head. She agreed with Mance. This would not work. “What're you going to talk to him about anyway?” she asked, “The only answers Crows ever give are ‘no’ and ‘die’, when their lordly lords and commanders are around anyway.”
“I don’t know if the Crows really know about the White Walkers,” Michael said, “But I aim to find out. I’ll drag them back to the Fist and show them with their own eyes. Then sit them down with Mance, talk about getting us all south of the Wall.”
There was not a chance Qhorin Halfhand would agree letting the Free Folk through the Wall was a good idea. Wight or no wight. Which left the two futures ahead.
“Will ya kill the Crows if they refuse?” Ygritte asked, “What’ll you do if Mance kills them instead of talking?”
Michael hummed to himself, as if not hearing the question. “I’ve planned as best I can.” That was no answer.
He finally looked back from the trail to her.
“If you want to help,” he said, “We’ll need to get you radios quick.”
It had taken some pushing and pulling to get the straps and helm with the ‘radio’ over Ygritte’s hair.
Once they were on her head and Michael had explained what to do to talk, she had spoken from a distance with all of them for nearly an hour. There was no time to explain how it worked, but Michael insisted it was not magic. Ygritte couldn’t understand how it could be anything else.
As the Canadians prepared their ambush, they explained what they expected of she and Ryk. Follow orders. Don’t kill unless they were killing. Stop immediately if they stopped. No names if they captured any Crows. And finally, Michael explained the plan.
Not soon afterwards, he and Ygritte sat just behind a pile of unmelted snow to the side of the trail, underneath more of the strange fishing nets. Their white-and-grey clothing let them blend in with the mud-splattered ice. A rope
The others had been split into two pairs.
The O’Neill and Zheng were by the crawler, watching the road from the peak of the hill with something called fleer, a strange device shaped like the hilt of a sword in the black bone of some animal, with a box and small spyglass attached. It let them see the heat of a person’s body. More magic that is not magic.
Sayer and Ryk were in between Ygritte’s place and the O’Neill’s, where the rear of the column of horses would be when the ambush began.
When the Crows arrived, the Canadians would shoot every bullet that their rifles could.
Not into the black brothers, but around them. The flying lights, whistling through the air and thumping on the ground and trees would scare the shit out of them. The crawler would emerge behind, across the trail, blocking the way south.
Only then would the Crows be called on to surrender, as the Canadians fed their rifles more bullets to shoot. Even then, only those who made to kill in reply to this call would themselves be killed. Those running would be allowed to run, for they would know nothing except that a mysterious force using magic had asked them to yield. No one south of the Wall would believe such a thing, just as they did not believe in the Others.
Michael had said the runners would probably be as good as dead anyway. This close to the Fist, wights slept in the daytime. The craven would not escape darkness in time to escape the notice of the White Walkers.
Ygritte did not like the plan. If they want the Halfhand, they should kill the rest , she thought to herself, The Others had returned. Whether or not some Rangers died was nothing to compare to that. The Halfhand would recognise that or he didn’t deserve to live anyway.
Michael agreed that would be most ‘effective’ when she voiced these thoughts. But there were laws that he had sworn to follow by sacred oath. Doing what Ygritte suggested might not have broken those laws, but he could not be certain.
In the end, it did not matter. They waited for hours in the cold. The Crows did not come.
The answer why appeared a little while after Michael warned they would have to abandon the day’s efforts. First, smoke rose in the distance behind the next hill, indicating a large fire. Next, a snowstorm blew in from the southeast, exactly where the Crows were coming from.
“They must’ve stopped for the night,” Michael said, “We need to get out of here before the wights show or we freeze to death. Withdraw back to the crawler.”
Ygritte could not argue with that. The snow she caught on her hand fell thick, the flakes as big as she had ever seen in the south forest. So they made their way back. By the time they made it, the canvass and netting covering the crawler had been tied to the roof.
“What now?” O’Neill asked Michael as they arrived back, “Aren’t we a bit too close to the Fist? A few hours ride tomorrow, he’ll be able to take a look at that camp back there and run back to his superiors.”
Michael nodded. “We’ll only go back as far as the watchfires, not all the way to Mance’s tent. The giants are waiting for us back there anyway. Strike out at the crack of dawn, soon as we know it’s safe.”
“The giants?” Ygritte asked, “What do the giants owe you?”
“Nothing,” Michael shrugged, “They want to hear about the giants back home. So I asked them for a few favours in return.”
“What favours?”
“You’ll see.”
“Tell me now.”
“No.”
Why won’t he trust me? Ygritte slung her bow in frustration, and left him there. She marched off to talk to Ryk. He hadn’t been there when she returned.
She found him relieving himself against the largest tree nearby, a little bit further into the forest. He was using it to shield himself from the rising winds. He stood with his back was turned to her and he made no sign that he had heard her approach.
“Hurry up,” Ygritte shouted to him, “We’re leaving!”
“Be patient!” Ryk shouted back, “Held this in for an age!”
“Why?”
“The fight could’ve started at any time. Didn’t want to miss the look on the Crows’ faces when the bullets started flying!”
Ygritte grumbled incoherently to herself that he was an idiot sometimes, but turned away and waited for him to finish.
A second later, Ryk shouted in pain. Ygritte spun on the spot, and found a crossbow bolt had sprouted in his shoulder. He turned and fell back against the tree, into his own steaming piss, his cock still out of his breeches.
Figures began rising from the snow mere yards behind him. Snow-covered black cloaks, black boots, black souls. And they were moving for Ryk. A trio aimed crossbows at her from behind a bush.
Fear shaking her into moving, Ygritte bolted forwards towards her clan brother. Her fingers clawed for her radio, as bolts zipped into the air where she had been standing a second before.
“Crows! The Crows are here!” she said, holding the radio mouthpiece closer to her mouth with a hand as she ran. The Canadians said something in reply, but she couldn’t hear over the sound of the blood rushing to her head and the warcry of the black brothers.
“FOR THE WATCH!” shouted a half dozen throats, over each other.
“GO FUCK A DOG, CROWS!” Ygritte roared back, her mind summoning the dogfucker insult she had heard two nights earlier. She gathered her axe and knife into each hand, making it to Ryk. She pulled him around the girth of the tree, out of the way of the crossbows.
“How many?” he asked, gripping the bolt in his shoulder, blood all over his fingers.
“Too many,” Ygritte replied, peeking around tree.
Her heart skipped a beat. The Crow in front was missing fingers and would reach her in a matter of a dozen breaths. The Halfhand himself was striding towards her at the head of his men. A sword in his whole hand and a small shield strapped to his other arm. Behind were another three, which meant at least that number were coming from the other side.
Pressing herself against the dark bark of the tree, she waited. The Halfhand had killed many, possibly hundreds, in his time as a Crow Ranger. There was no sign of the Canadians, their crawler apparently abandoned. The radio in her ear chattered about ‘imminent threat’. She forced herself to breath.
The Halfhand rounded the tree, too far for her to spring at him. Swordpoint lowered.
“Take her,” he said to his brothers that appeared from both sides, “We’ll keep going up the hill. Looks like the others ran off, but we need to be sure.” With that, he kept moving, towards the crawler. There was still no sign of the Canadians.
The man to his left approached, the other moving to come from the side. He was as young as she was.
His sword thrusted. Ygritte stood out of the way, and brought her axe down on the man’s hand. The blade bit into his gloved fingers, half-severing some. He dropped the sword. Blood bubbled out of the wound, coating the fresh snow with red drops. He screamed and went to his knees. His brother hesitated.
“Now there’s two Halfhands!” Ygritte roared at the Crow leader, shaking her bloodied axe in the air.
Qhorin Halfhand stopped and returned to her, his brothers following behind closely with faces twisted in rage. “It’s over, girl,” he said, “Yield.”
“Never,” said a voice from within her, “I belong to another.”
He looked to her side, and then back at her. Inviting her to look the same way. Not trusting it wasn’t a trick, she glanced with a snap of her head as quickly as she could. The crossbowmen had moved up to join. Their weapons aimed right at her. He opened his mouth to say something more.
The Canadians’ rifles and machinegun spoke first.
Flashes of light in the growing darkness reflected off of every falling snowflake around Ygritte. The tracers flew in a stream through the crossbowmen aiming at her, bloody wounds erupting from all over their bodies, one-by-one. More flew over the heads of Halfhand and those around her, slamming into the tree above her head. Wood splinters showered down with the snow.
The brave Crows ducked, Halfhand first. The cowardly ones ran away in any direction that seemed to put trees between them and the attack.
When the shooting stopped, the Crows rose again to find Michael Duquesne, Zheng and Sayer advancing on them. Rifles and carbine raised. As they got closer, the O’Neill emerged from under the nets with the leaves sewn onto them with the machinegun and rushed forwards to join them.
“Drop your weapons!” Michael shouted, “Drop them now!” The others with him did the same. They repeated it. “Drop your weapons!”
The Halfhand did not do what he was told at once. His eyes looked around, trying to work out what had happened. He was breathing hard, tongue working inside his mouth. Distracted.
Ygritte saw her chance. She grabbed the man whose fingers she had chopped by the hood and put her blade to his throat.
“Yield, old man!” she hissed, throwing his own words back at him, “It’s over!”
The Halfhand said and did nothing. His eyes locked with hers. Considering.
Michael and Sayer stepped closer. Zheng moved off to the side, to check if the crossbowmen were dead.
Without warning or noise, a Crow burst forward from his crouched position. His sword held at a low guard, he went for Sayer, who had strayed too near. The Private turned the rifle of the dead man Arran upon the attacker, its bark sounding like cloth ripping deeply. The bullets flew straight through the Crow and into the forest again.
Sayer watched as the man fell at his feet, his face steely.
Not a child , Ygritte thought, correcting her former opinion, A warrior of Canada indeed.
The Halfhand glanced between the scene and Ygritte, before hanging his head briefly in defeat. He stood, drawing the aim of the Canadians’ weapons, and dropped his sword to the ground. The black brothers who remained did the same. “We yield,” he asked, “Who are you?”
The way the Crow had said it, he meant What are you? Ygritte had asked the same thing herself, and still she did not know the whole truth.
“People whose names and birthplace would mean nothing to you,” Michael responded, “We’re not what you would call Wildlings, but that doesn’t matter.”
The Halfhand nodded to himself. “It’s clear you’re no wildling,” he said, “Though the girl with the knife to my man’s throat is. And her friend against the tree too.”
Michael looked at Ygritte. “Release the guy,” he said, “We’ve won.”
She showed the man her knife before releasing her grip on him. “Your lucky day, Crow.”
Michael was right. They had won. She had won. She had spilled the blood of her enemy with Michael’s clan, and her clansman had spilled his blood for them.
The look on the faces of the crows when the crawler moved from the top of the hill with a roar was something Ygritte knew she would remember for the rest of her life. They trembled as it came. All except the Halfhand. He just watched.
She also understood why the Canadians had not revealed themselves to the Crows as soon as Ryk had been hit. They would’ve run or attacked without hesitation. For her life to be saved and for the Halfhand to be captured, the Canadians needed to get in close and Ygritte had provided the perfect bait. You don’t hunt hares or deer by shouting and jumping , she thought, And that’s all anyone is to a Canadian. Prey.
A few Crows were taken into the crawler, with Zheng driving and O’Neill guarding. It returned, the captive Crows riding the horses from their camp. The animals had been tied together with rope in two lines of five, riding ahead of the ‘vehicle’ with the machinegun aimed at their riders the whole way.
Their swords were claimed by the Canadians, and each Crow was searched for more. This added a collection of daggers, axes and knives. Their water, food, tools and sleeping furs were also taken from them. Aside from the weapons, it was all piled up on top of the crawler, at its middle section, under the strange canvass and netting.
The Crows could not run even if they escaped. Not without anything to sustain them or keep them warm at night. They were too far from the Wall to make it, and all the villages in between were empty. Ygritte had been part of the effort to make it so.
The crossbow bolt was removed from Ryk’s shoulder by Zheng, alcohol administered to the wound to stop it festering. A bandage was wrapped around him, taken from a box with a red cross painted on its side. Ygritte was surprised they didn’t have some near-magic healing tool.
Final preparations were made to leave. So no one could be tempted to slip away from the back, the horses were moved in front of the crawler. They didn’t like the smell of the thing and it was taking time. Torches were lit as sunset rolled by, and the crawler’s strange not-magic lights were lit. The O’Neill supervised, Zheng guarded and Sayer watched with Ryk.
Ygritte bit her lip. Michael was nowhere to be seen.
She found him on the other side of the crawler. His coats made of materials she had never seen before was open at the front, revealing a deep green undercoat. He held the sword of Halfhand in his hand, unsheathed. He looked at it with interest, and tried swinging it, lips pursed with concentration.
Opening her mouth to ask what he was doing, Ygritte stopped herself. Now, said a voice from within, Find out if he will do what he promised. Show that you are willing. That he stole me.
She went to him, his attention only turning to her at the last moment. She pulled him closer and stood on her toes. He was tall. She gently pressed her lips to his.
For a few seconds, he did not respond. A terrible fear grew inside her. That she had made a mistake. That he wasn’t only ignorant of what he was supposed to do with a woman he had stolen, but he did not want to do it.
As she began to break off, a hand went to the side of her neck and face. His fingers moved against her skin. His lips moved against hers. His body moved in closer, though her furs meant she felt only a pressure on hers. Their tongues met. He tasted like mint. Warmth began to pool inside her.
The sword dropped to the ground with a clink.
Michael pushed Ygritte away gently. “I’m not sure what that was for,” he said, “And it was nice. I needed it more than I realised. But this can’t happen.”
Ygritte had never been more confused in her life.
A throat was cleared from the front of the crawler. The O’Neill stood there, watching. Ygritte recoiled in surprise. She had hoped to have more time.
Michael straightened up. “Sergeant.”
“Lieutenant,” the O’Neill replied sternly, “We are ready to get going, sir.”
“Good,” Michael replied, “We’ll talk later about this… situation.”
“Yes, we will,” the O’Neill promised. He turned and disappeared to the other side of the crawler again.
“What’s he all tight-arsed about?” Ygritte asked, “He has his own woman.”
“The Sergeant is as responsible for upholding our laws as I am,” Michael explained, “It’s starting to get dark. I’ll talk to you too about all this, later. When the threat of being killed by dead men isn’t hanging over us.”
Ygritte felt her chance slipping away. For that day, anyway.
“This isn’t over,” she said, “You stole me, Michael Duquesne. Under the stars.”
With those parting words, like parting arrows, she left him. This battle was over.
The war was just beginning.
Chapter 5: The Giant's Camp
Chapter Text
Michael slept through most of the ride back to the Fist of the First Men.
The Sergeant had insisted, the look on his face when he had done so telling the reason why. As embarrassing as that reason was, Michael was immensely grateful. He hadn’t slept more than two hours in a stretch, between the times he was on watch, his conversations with Mance and the previous night’s brief but intense combat against the undead.
Luckily, no wights made an appearance the entire time. Even when O’Neill woke him up again, as they came into sight of the mass of watchfires stretching throughout the valley around the hill from the forest to the river called Milkwater. It seems the Others had thought better of attempting to add to their army of dead for the moment.
There were plenty of far softer targets.
Mance had said his army did not represent even a quarter of the people north of the Wall. The reason he knew that was because there were three other armies out there, marching to join this one, all about the same size as it. But there were also plenty of people who refused to join. Refused to follow anyone called King. They would soon be calling Death that title, Michael knew.
The welcoming committee was waiting for them, as promised. Giants stood guard on the trail. The watchfires at their back cloaked their fronts in shadow. The Crows stopped without orders, fearful of the massive figures. Zheng applied the brakes hard. The jolt was enough to nearly throw everyone from their seat and O’Neill from his perch on the roof.
Time for yet another roll of the dice, Michael thought to himself, as the sasquatch squad advanced. “Sergeant, shout to the giants that these are our prisoners and to the Crows that they’re to follow the giants.”
“Yes, sir.”
Though both the giants and the Crows objected, O’Neill was able to smooth over things. Michael did not listen closely. He felt the fatigue in his bones. Which meant it was more than his body that was hurting, he knew. He had been without real sleep for longer than this before without the sensation seeming to be that deep.
The giants did not lead them to Mance at the peak. Instead, they went back to their own camp where the southern treeline met the river. As they got closer, Michael woke up fully as his eyes and nose showed him something new.
In amongst the flora, woolly mammoths stood.
Shaggy, long-haired elephants, some with massive tusks. Some even had riders, that approached. The Crows being on horseback had apparently been unexpected.
Michael had once seen elephants up close in a zoo in Québec. Though they had been African elephants and didn’t have hair to protect from the cold, he still remembered the smell as being overpowering and bad. The cold kept the mammoths’ scent from spreading very far, or numbing the nose enough, but they smelled just as bad as their cousins back in the zoo.
Ammonia and crap and dirt. A small price to pay for what we needed , Michael reminded himself as they passed by a mammoth and rider closely. He was nonetheless grateful when the giants directed them to a place away from the pens of the animals.
There was a nook in the ground created by a large rock, easily large enough to shelter from the north wind. To say nothing of the army of Crow-hating Free Folk. Out of sight, out of mind , Michael thought. Zheng pulled the crawler parallel to the rock, the Crows moved their horses to a set of nearby trees, and all dismounted.
The ‘leader’ of this particular clan of giants was waiting for them, a massive being that towered over the others. At least, he was the one nominated to guard and watch over Michael’s group. “Magic ones,” he greeted, his voice rumbling loudly like an avalanche, “Have place, as promised.”
Michael had to summon the giant’s name from his memory, after drawing a blank for a second. “Thank you, Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun,” he replied, “We’ve brought the men of the Wall as prisoners.”
Wun looked at the Crows as other giants shepherded them towards the rock. “King will be pleased. But other small men will not.”
King will absolutely not be pleased , Michael’s mind whispered to him, But best not tell the giant that. “If there is trouble, tell us,” he said instead, “And if you can send a message to the king, that would help.”
Wun inclined his head in what was probably a nod, but it was hard to tell.
“You tell stories now,” the giant said. It was a casual demand, but not one to be waved off as something to fulfil later.
Michael called for O’Neill, Sayer and Ygritte. They came, the Sergeant replaced on the GPMG by Zheng as the Crows flinched, another two giants dumping a pile of firewood beside them and a sack of apples.
“Sergeant, Private, set up over there and tell the giants about sasquatches like we agreed,” Michael ordered, pointing to another clearing nearby, “As much as you can remember. Stay in sight, and make sure you eat something.” Because we need guest right again.
“Understood,” O’Neill said, “Though I’m not sure some story from a drunken Yank soldier at Fort Campbell about Bigfoot is going to translate well.”
“It’s more than I know,” Michael replied, “And since Sayer knows sasquatch stories too, you’ll have to make do between the pair of you.”
“We’ll try, sir,” Sayer said, “Giants though… If we ever get home, this’ll be some story to tell.”
“No one will ever believe us,” O’Neill complained, “I thought the air assault guy at Campbell was crazy at the time. We’ll sound crazy even compared to him.”
“We’ll take what proof we can back,” Michael reassured him, “Sergeant, on the other thing… I need to gather some information, but can we speak tonight?”
O’Neill scowled, not wanting to be reminded of the situation. “Yes, sir. But I’ll insist on the others coming along too. Get in front of this thing before they find out on their own.”
Michael agreed and the man saluted in return.
The Sergeant made to leave, but was interrupted by the fourth person present.
“What about me?” Ygritte asked.
Michael had called her but hadn’t so much as looked at her. Time for a bluff. “You’ll want to hear the stories too. Go listen as a witness of the Free Folk, while I deal with the Crows and change Ryk’s bandage.”
Ygritte looked at him, no doubt suspecting the truth; that Michael was preventing her from taking any more action on her feelings by directing her to other tasks. But when O’Neill and Sayer left with Wun Wun, to his relief she went with them.
First thing is first.
Michael went back to the crawler. He returned food, tents, basic tools and personal property to the men of the Night’s Watch. Now that they and their horses were under guard by giants, there was little fear of them being able to escape. They knew it and began setting their own tents up, getting a fire going. They also ate the donated apples quickly, getting that vital guest right.
Michael grabbed two apples himself, one for him and another for Zheng. He received no thanks for returning the Crows’ property, nor expected any.
Except from Qhorin Halfhand.
The man received his saddlebags back with the motions of gratitude but not the real warmth of it. The things had been thoroughly searched for weapons before and the man knew it. The only reason Michael returned any of it was because he was obligated to.
Perhaps the Crow Ranger sensed the hesitation. The questions came the second his bag was slung over his shoulder.
“I asked you something before. You did not answer,” Halfhand said, “Since then, I’ve seen you move this carriage without horses. You speak the Old Tongue, like it was the one you were born with. I ask again. Who are you?”
Knowing this had been coming, Michael waved the Crow to follow. They went to beside the crawler. Zheng watched with one curious eye while the other watched the other prisoners. Ryk was inside, laying down to rest. It was still warmer in the crawler than elsewhere, for the moment. Or maybe he’s just checking out the Corporal’s ass, Michael thought as noted the man was positioned to achieve that with ease, Man will be dead if she catches him.
He leaned back against the crawler, and delivered his prepared response to Halfhand’s question. “Foreigners from as distant a land as you can imagine,” Michael said, “The name of the place wouldn’t mean a thing to you. We were shipwrecked here.”
“If you’re from so far away, how do you speak our language?”
Michael saw no point in lying about this point. “Magic. Same thing that brought us here, though that was not intentional.”
The Halfhand scratched his chin with the single digit left on his ‘half-hand’, looking up at the tops of the trees. That fits a piece of the puzzle he has in his mind somehow, Michael thought.
“Let us suppose you are from so far away. Do you have a name?”
Here, Michael knew he had to lie.
If this man ever returned to the Night’s Watch and the plan failed in any aspect, it would be best if the kings south of the Wall did not know the name Michael Duquesne. Or Canada, for that matter. I am tempted to say my name is No Man, he thought, Like I’m Odysseus in the cave of the Cyclops. The temptation gave him a far better answer than that.
“You can call me Ulysses,” Michael said, “We are from Ithaca.”
Zheng let out a noise that may or may not have been amused, but she was quick enough about it that she played it off as a sneeze by the time Michael had looked up at her.
The Halfhand hadn’t failed to notice her either. “You’re lying to me.”
“Yes,” Michael admitted, “I’ll happily tell you my real name and where we are from, once we are safely south of the Wall. With the Free Folk.”
The Halfhand stared and bit into an apple, holding it with his good hand. “Hostage or no, the Lord Commander will never let a wildling army south of the Wall. Though now I know you’re telling me the truth about being foreign. No wildling would ever be so mad as to think five captured Crows could be the toll price at the gates of Castle Black.”
Michael became curious. “Wildlings? They call themselves the Free Folk.”
“Wildlings is the more truthful title for them,” the Halfhand replied, chewing, “Do not mistake me. These people you have fallen in with have many virtues. They are brave, stubborn, resourceful. But they are also a menace. Their way of life is thieving, raping and murdering. They share that way with the people in the south more and more each year. It is my duty to stop them. You would be wise to leave them.”
Given what he had seen and heard, Michael believed the Crow Ranger, and easily. The attack by Rattleshirt’s warband, the strength of the guest-right culture… and what Ygritte had said to him a few hours before. You stole me under the stars .
He suppressed a shudder, moving his talk with Ryk on the matter up a notch in urgency. But it still didn’t trump the main issue.
“I think your Lord Commander will be more willing to talk than you think.”
“Why is that, Ulysses?”
“Because dead men are rising to kill the living. Because the White Walkers are the ones responsible. Because soon every ‘wildling’ will be a part of their army and your Wall is not guarded by enough men to stop them.”
There was silence. Would he believe?
The Crow had stopped chewing his apple, and hurriedly swallowed whatever was in his mouth. “You have seen this,” the Halfhand breathed, “You have seen the White Walkers.”
Michael’s voice dropped deeply, beyond his control. “A few. One of them up close, as close as you are to me now. It was almost the first thing I saw when I landed here. The weapons we used against your men only slowed it down, though the dead men with it did not like being tickled with them.”
“Is that why the villages are emptying? Why hillsides are surrounded by watchfires every night?”
“Yes. Safety in numbers.”
Recognition clicked in the Crow’s mind. “This is Mance Rayder’s camp. He plans to attack the Wall with those numbers, invade the Seven Kingdoms. Get clear of the things.”
“I don’t know what the King intends to do once past the Wall, but if some agreement isn’t reached, an attack is certain. First by the Free Folk. Then by the dead.”
Halfhand nodded to himself, and Michael saw it. He knew. He knew all along.
“You knew,” he accused the Crow, “You knew there were dead people attacking the living and you’re still more worried about the ‘wildlings’.”
The Halfhand glared at him. “A ranger went back to Castle Black claiming that an Other had killed his patrol. We did not know what to believe. The man deserted the night after he returned. Took a horse and rode south, so hard he killed his mount. He is now dead, executed for his crime by Lord Stark. We did not have time to find the whole truth of it from him. And I ride from the Shadow Tower, I only heard of this by message, not with my own ears.”
Michael had no intention of letting the matter slide that easily. “But you noticed all the wildlings have packed up and left their homes. It didn’t occur to you that they did that for a good reason? You call this an army? It’s more of a refugee camp. People getting their families out of the way of the ‘Others’.”
“Wildling families are well armed. It matters little.”
“Every single one of them deserves a chance to live if dying means being a slave to the creatures I saw.” Michael was surprised with how strongly he felt that way, but it was the truth as he saw it.
The Halfhand’s lips curled back, revealing his teeth. “You may be right. It does not matter, as I said. The lords of the Seven Kingdoms will never agree.”
Michael crossed his arms. “You’re the ones guarding the Wall. Practically speaking, you can let whoever you want through your gates.”
“The lords would march on us. And stop granting us gifts of food and steel.”
“Only if what happened was a threat to them.”
“Or if they saw it as an insult, which they will,” the Halfhand replied sourly, “How could it not be a threat? You think you can control these Free Folk?”
It was a good argument. The name ‘Free Folk’ gives away the problem , Michael thought, T hey don’t seem to want to bow to any law but their own individual conscience and a couple of shared traditions . Yet they were still together here and hadn’t murdered each other. And there was one man responsible for that. The man with the plan, a plan to be changed.
“No, but Mance can. We’ll negotiate. It’s the reason you are still alive, the reason I set out to capture you in the first place.” He purposefully left out the real reason for his wanting south of the Wall. It would have sounded truly crazy to someone who hadn’t seen magic or dead men walking.
“Negotiate with the Wildlings,” the Halfhand half-laughed, “The mere suggestion would kill any Lord Commander tried. Many of my brothers would never allow it. Especially the anointed knights and the southerners. I would be a dead man for agreeing to it.”
Michael shrugged. “We’ll bring a dead man to convince them, then.” He did not need to clarify what he meant by that.
Qhorin Halfhand paled. “You have a wight? Here?”
Michael shook his head. “Not yet. But this camp was attacked only last night. The things stalk the forest. Finding a few shouldn’t be hard. It’s finding one without the damned White Walker to go along with it that might be an issue.”
The thought of the Walker he had shot again and again came without being asked. Michael felt his face contort, the thing’s eyes glowing in his infrared night vision, staring at him from his memory.
“A wight or two would convince many to talk, especially if we could send it south,” the Halfhand admitted, “But I do wonder why none of my brothers have ever seen them, even from a distance, and lived to tell the tale?”
“The Walker I saw was as intelligent as a person, easily. Maybe it knows to stay just far enough away for you to mistake wights for wildlings. Or maybe it knows you are the vanguard of an entire civilisation. That would make me hesitant to attack your Wall.”
The Halfhand had ‘gotcha’ written all over his face. “This is the reason you won’t give me your true name.”
“I see you’re intelligent yourself.”
The Halfhand gave a mirthless laugh. “Very well. I’ll sit down with Mance.”
Michael cocked an eyebrow. “Just like that?”
“Just like that.”
Too easy , Michael’s mind calculated, He’s up to something . His hand went to the pistol on his hip, a movement the Crow Ranger followed with his eyes. “I wouldn’t recommend trying anything. I’ll be there when you meet the King. If you’ve got some hidden knife under all that black fur, it won’t do you any good to try and kill him. Or me. I’ll riddle you with holes before you can draw blood.”
Halfhand smiled. “You think me a man who would violate guest right?” He took another bite of apple, as if to remind Michael who had given him it.
“I don’t know. Maybe you take your vow to your brotherhood more seriously than that right?”
“My vow to the Night’s Watch says we are the shields that guard the realms of men. The Wildlings are such a realm. Our brotherhood was created and the Wall built to fight more than wild men.”
Halfhand opened and closed his wrecked hand, as if it still hurt him. “Lord Commander Mormont will want to hear everything you have said to me. He will want to see a wight. Killing Mance would serve my vows well. Reporting all of this to the Old Bear serves them better.”
Michael’s doubts rose further. He didn’t know a single command officer back home that would believe that the dead were rising or would move an inch to see a wight. That this ‘Lord Commander’ would believe depended only on the proof being brought and thrown on the floor in front of him. The Halfhand’s quick willingness to talk had something else behind it.
Perhaps they’re too weak to defend the Wall , Michael thought, Or he fears my weapons enough. “Then I guess we’ll find out if you’re lying,” he said.
The Halfhand made to leave. “So we shall.”
Michael watched the Crow Ranger return to his brothers, who gathered around their campfire and listened as he explained, quietly enough that he couldn’t be heard.
“He’s a slippery one, sir,” Zheng commented from above, “But I hope the King agrees to talk with him.”
“Mance will talk,” Michael replied, “He likes talking, he knew this guy and he has nothing to lose at this point. It’s if and when we go see this ‘Lord Commander’ that the stakes will rise.”
“Or ‘Mance’ will be pissed that we didn’t kill this Crow,” Zheng countered, “And he’ll send his massive army after us.”
Michael smirked. “At which point we shoot our way out, run with Mr. Crow there to the Wall, a new alliance in hand.”
“Negotiations or a free ticket past the wall…A win-win situation. Clever, sir.”
“I try. It would be nice if you had a little more confidence in my abilities.”
“Don’t know you long enough for that, sir.”
With the top priority item dealt with for the moment, Michael turned to deal with the other thing. He peered through the window of the crawler. Ryk was asleep in a corner seat at the back opposite, leaning his weight away from his wounded shoulder.
“Corporal,” Michael called to Zheng, “Unfortunately I have to damage your confidence in me a little. I need you to be a witness to the conversation I’m about to have. It’ll almost certainly be evidence for a disciplinary.”
Zheng looked down at him with a carefully neutral expression. The many scandals that the Forces had seen over recent years hung over her next question. “What did you do, sir?”
Michael couldn’t explain. “I don’t know exactly,” he sighed, “That’s the problem. I’m going to wake our friend there up and talk to him about it. I’ll need you to take notes.”
Zheng rummaged around under her camo overcoat, producing a notepad and ballpoint pen. “Can do, sir. There are enough giants that I don’t think the Crows will try anything.”
Michael opened the door and called to Longspear Ryk.
The man stirred awake quickly, before letting out a breath through his teeth in pain, his rapid movement ill advised. He searched for the person calling him sleepily but angrily, before his annoyance subsided when he saw who it had been. With a flicker of a look towards the weapon hanging off the front of Michael’s chest.
“Michael Duquesne,” Ryk said, “What’s wrong? Where’s Ygritte?”
“Ygritte is listening to a story with the giants,” Michael replied, “I need to talk to you. She said something earlier I don’t understand. I was hoping you could explain.”
Ryk climbed out of the crawler, pulling his fur coat around his wounded shoulder. “What’d she say?”
Michael glanced up at Zheng, who was watching and listening intently, notepad at the ready. Looking like a journalist a little too much there, Corporal, Michael thought. With reluctance, he took the leap. “That I ‘stole her under the stars’,” he replied to Ryk.
A knowing smile spread over Ryk’s face. “Told her you didn’t know what you’d done,” he said, before explaining exactly what he had in fact done and what Ygritte’s attitude towards it was.
“Bride kidnapping.”
O’Neill flinched at the words. “Bride kidnapping?” he asked, no one else in the crawler willing to speak.
The giants had greatly enjoyed the stories of sasquatches of all kinds. Michael’s fellow Canadians had gathered for a different story now; the Ygritte situation. Necessary witnesses to the conversation to occur, so it simply was not a conflict between a lieutenant and his sergeant.
“They practice bride kidnapping,” Michael repeated, “If a man wants a woman, he goes to a different clan and tries to steal an unmarried daughter. Not a wife, that sort of thing leads to war. If he succeeds and the woman doesn’t kill him or escape, they’re married.”
“So basically, rape,” Zheng added with disgust, “A lot of the time anyway.”
“Qhorin Halfhand did say that rape was a part of their way of life,” Michael confirmed, “Though Ryk clarified that they had teas that stopped pregnancies and women who end up kidnapped by men they don’t like almost always kill the men.”
“Doesn’t make it right,” Zheng said.
“No, it doesn’t,” Michael agreed, “But it does put me right up the creek without a paddle. The argument that it was kidnapping or attempted rape isn’t a thing here. I took Ygritte from Rattleshirt’s warband and bundled her into our vehicle, exactly as expected if I were out looking for a wife. Except the vehicle part.”
“And he did it at the absolute best time,” Zheng added for the benefit of the others, “When a certain planet appears within one of the constellations, it’s a fated time to take a woman. Because the cosmos wants you to rape.”
“Don’t forget the distance thing too,” Michael added wearily, “Taking a woman from further away is considered better than a clan nearby. And we’re from as far away as anyone could ever get.”
Sayer raised a hand, like he was still in school. “So, you’re married, sir?” he said.
The Sergeant cleared his throat. “They don’t have the rule of law, so he isn’t really,” O’Neill replied, “She just thinks they are, because he inadvertently made all the moves to do so.”
The Corporal and the Private both waited, expectantly, to hear about what moves had been made.
Michael did not want to admit the truth. Particularly as it might lead to a breakdown in discipline. If he couldn’t follow the rules, why should they? There were no MPs waiting to take them to a cell if they disobeyed him now. “I doubt that will be much comfort to Ygritte,” he answered, “I did return the interest, after all.”
“How?” Zheng asked, an edge in her tone.
“She kissed me, and I was tired and stressed enough to let it happen. We had just put those Crows through the meat grinder. Then I went around cutting off their heads with that sword so they wouldn’t rise and kill us. I stared at the blade, wondering if we’d ever get home, if that sort of thing was all we had left. That’s when it happened.”
There was silence for a moment.
“Told you I should’ve done the chopping. That was a piece of utter fucking stupidity, sir,” O’Neill said, nearing outright insubordination in his tone, “I understand a little better now. But it doesn’t lock you into a marriage. You have to reject it. The regs are clear. Fraternization can have detrimental effects on unit operation effectiveness due to potential threats to the security, morale, cohesion and discipline of a unit. Task force commanders must issue orders and guidance on fraternization appropriate to the situation in their area of operations.”
Michael was not surprised the Sergeant had that particular reg memorised. “I’m the task force commander for all intents and purposes here,” he countered.
“You are, but I am the ranking NCO,” O’Neill stated with absolute authority, “You issuing the order on your own fraternisation with a local inhabitant isn’t going to fly here, or at home. And you know it. We’re in a position of obvious power here. True consent is a big problem, especially in the cultural context.”
Michael nodded. “I know,” he said, “But I think rejecting her outright may impact negatively on our operation effectiveness. Ryk said that the entire camp knew that I ‘stole’ Ygritte. That I gained approval and respect for it, because she’s considered a beauty and Rattleshirt is, and I quote, ‘a prick’. Even the comments that guy Tormund threw around make sense now. I reject her and we look weak or foolish or too much like the kneelers . I accept her and we tie ourselves to the Free Folk in a way most recognise. I’m trapped, but one way is definitely less of a problem than the other.”
O’Neill glared at him. “Do you want to marry this girl, sir ?” he asked.
Michael glared back. “No I do not, Sergeant. I will admit being attracted to her, but even that might just be the shared trauma effect. Most likely is, if I’m being honest. I don’t really know her. I view it as my duty to get us all home, first and foremost. Beyond that, not dying in an ice zombie apocalypse is next. I’m weighing this against those duties. If I get cashiered or charged when we get back as a result, that’s a price I’m willing to pay.”
To hell with staying in Hell, he thought.
Zheng h’mmed to herself. “There is something you are not considering, sir,” she said, “She knows more about us than anyone else on this world. If you reject her, given everything that has happened, I don’t think she’ll be happy about it. She won’t accept our ‘cultural context’ as an excuse to break it off.”
“Why does that matter?” O’Neill asked.
The Corporal straightened up. “The leaders of her people would want to know everything the second they heard you had fallen out. How exactly our weapons work, how much ammunition we carry on our persons, the fact we can see in the dark a certain way. Given they’re not idiots and they have the numbers, that could really screw us. Especially if the Crows aren’t cooperative. Turns everything into a lose-lose, sir.”
“Don’t the Free Folk know everything already?” Sayer asked, “They questioned Ygritte for most of a day.”
“That was before they saw us in action at night against the wights,” Zheng replied, “I doubt the questions they were asking were tactical in nature. They get her alone again and the next ones will be.”
Both Zheng and Sayer looked to their lieutenant and sergeant for comment.
Michael thought Zheng had reasoned it out well, though he required the Sergeant to agree. “So I can’t reject her,” he said, “It would cause reputational damage and grant an intel source to people we can’t fully trust, both of which are threats to our survival.”
O’Neill leaned forwards on his knees. “You absolutely cannot sleep with her, sir.”
“I know,” Michael said, “But there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.”
“I don’t think that’s the case here,” O’Neill disagreed, “And you can’t even have an outward appearance of sleeping with her. We’re in uniform, in the same unit.”
“You are both thinking too rigidly,” Zheng stated matter-of-factly, “Who said anything about marriage? Ygritte wants to be with the lieutenant. She can’t be, at least until we know for sure if we’re actually able to get back home. Then we either leave or you can do whatever the hell you want. What we need to do is delay her until we know which it is, since rejecting her could get us killed. Or in my case, raped. And fuck that.”
“Corporal, you and I are going to have a chat of our own about the regs on policing your flapping mouth,” O’Neill said coolly, “She said he stole her. That’s marriage here. What the hell do you mean delay her?”
“Marriage means joining our clan or something, I’ll bet,” Zheng replied, ignoring the reprimand, “Well, our ‘clan’ has regs. Rules we follow. Accept the whole ‘the lieutenant stole her’ thing, but impose those rules on her. Until she masters them, she can’t be with him. Like she was a member of the unit, or an allied force if that’s too far.”
Sayer held up a hand again. “Maybe even bring Big Dick Ryk in too, and anyone else who’s willing to follow our orders. We could use some more allies.”
O’Neill frowned. “Doesn’t fix the problem,” he said, “It would no longer be fraternising, assuming they’d accept the idea of an allied unit back home. But the lieutenant would still be in a personal relationship with someone he is in command of. That’ll go down like the fucking Hindenburg.“
“They have to make some allowances back home,” Zheng complained, “We’re on another world! If command is such a problem, we’ll create two fireteams. One under your command, Sergeant, one under the lieutenant’s command. Ygritte can go to yours. Or if more people want to sign up, you can command an allied unit with Ygritte as your second or some shit.”
Michael saw where she was coming from. “What you’re saying is that you think best efforts will be enough? If we deliberately separate Ygritte and myself as much as possible, leadership will accept the circumstances.”
“I think we’re stuck here,” Zheng corrected him, “But if we do get home, I think the letter of the law is going to be far less important than the image of what we do. You reject her and I think we’ll have to kill a lot more people, if we even survive. That looks far worse than fraternisation, and it won’t just be on you. It’ll be all of us on trial. Killing the indigenous after we violated their cultural norms? That’s what would go down like the Hindenburg.”
“A compromise solution…” Michael mused, “It might be worth a shot.” He looked to the Sergeant, whose opinion was the deciding vote on the matter.
O’Neill sighed, and threw up his hands. “I surrender. The compromise is the best we can do, for now at least. It preserves the letter of the law. But sir, if I hear you’re fucking her…”
Wanting to roll his eyes, Michael nonetheless chose his words with sincerity. “I’ll try and resist the massive temptation,” he said, with no small amount of sarcasm.
O’Neill grinned. “You think it’s easy now,” he said, “Wait until Ygritte’s crawling into your tent. I have noticed the way she looks at you. After all this BS talk about how we’re dead if you reject her, don’t expect me to stop her. I’ll just be there to say I told you so and relieve you of command.”
“Who knew you were an ambitious man?” Michael replied flatly, promising himself it would never happen.
Chapter 6: The Firekeepers' Hearth
Chapter Text
The King Beyond the Wall sent word that there would be a gathering of the available chieftains in three days time, to allow a chance for a tribe called 'the Thenns' and other clans from the far north to arrive. Two of the Free Folk armies standing against the Others were to unite.
Finding it strange that one of the tribes would be named and the others would just be tacked on as an afterthought, Michael went to Ygritte and Ryk. "Who are the Thenns?" he asked, "Why would Mance wait for them?"
Ygritte spat a chunk of apple into the fire she and her clan brother were sitting beside. "Fucking Thenns," she said, "They're right evil ones. Not Free Folk. They've got lords, and kneel to their Magnar. Think that he's a god. If he was, more of his people would still have their ears. Including him."
Michael grimaced. "Their ears?"
"The Thenns live furthest north," Ryk replied, "Their valley has many hot springs, but they often hunt and raid elsewhere in the mountains. Their hunters and warriors often lose their ears to frostbite. Including the Magnar of the Thenns."
"Who ever heard of a god losing their ears to the cold?" Ygritte snorted, "We're no gods and we've managed to keep ours."
"We don't live that far north," Ryk countered.
Ygritte shrugged. "Which is another reason we're less fools. And more brave. Thenns never have to fight Crows' steel. Doubt they've even seen the Wall before."
"I've never seen the Wall before," Michael pointed out with amusement.
The Free Folk woman dismissed that with her hand. "Thenns do fight well enough. Only saw them the once, but they all moved in one big clump, shields raised, bows behind. Like a walking village wall. Rattleshirt was the only leader that got away from that fight with more than half his warriors."
"Rallied us all before the Thenns took us," Ryk agreed, "Managed to get back to Mance with word. The next three battles went our way and they agreed to join him."
Michael raised a brow. A faction that uses tactics? "The Thenns fight as one unit?"
The two Free Folk chewed, considering the word Michael had used. Something has been lost in translation. The context was enough of a clue though.
"Aye, they fight as one and don't run as easily," Ryk said, "Only way to beat them was to avoid their spears, wear them down with arrows, javelins, slings. Or have much bigger numbers."
"Which Mance did," Ygritte added.
Everything clicked into place. "So that's why he wants them," Michael said, "They're the only ones with disciplined troops north of the Wall."
Ygritte sniffed, offended that Michael was impressed by such a thing. "They're worse than kneelers. White Walkers hit them first, but still their Magnar wouldn't even talk with Mance until after he beat them the three times. They won't like you, Michael Duquesne. Nor your plans to talk to the Crows."
Feeling the cold creep through him a little, Michael sat down by the fire. Ygritte shuffled on her knees over to him, close enough to lean on him. Ryk watched with knowing eyes, which Michael avoided.
"The reason Mance is bringing them is to show what the Crows will face if they say no," he said, "And the Thenns don't have to like me, no more than the carrot has to like the stick."
Ryk grinned widely. "You're a stick too, Canadian," he said, "A big one. And big sticks often mislike each other."
Figures that they'd understand the carrot and stick idea, Michael thought, throwing a stone into the fire for no reason.
Ygritte snorted again, before a low rumbling giggle came out of her. "As long as the Magnar hasn't lost his big stick to frostbite too." She shook with laughter. Ryk joined there, while Michael watched the pair of them, exasperated.
Cock jokes, he thought, They'll fit right in with O'Neill and Zheng.
"I hope you've still got yours, Michael Duquesne," Ygritte said, coyly.
Michael knew where this was going. "I've still got mine."
"Prove it," Ygritte said, leaning back on her elbows, "Ryk told me you talked to him, you and Zheng. Laws against warriors taking women? You're stranger than the Thenns, and they follow an earless, cockless god."
Michael didn't want to explain. No Free Folk would understand. But he tried anyway, out of a strange defensiveness that seemed to come from nowhere. "Our women choose who they want to be with. People who steal women, touch them without permission, are punished. Or, that's the law anyway."
"Our women choose who they want to be with too," Ygritte insisted, "Many a man who's taken a woman has never woken again. You think you'd still be breathing otherwise, Canadian?"
It isn't so simple. Not everyone is as strong or determined as you.
Michael glanced at her clan brother, who was enjoying just listening to this. "Ryk did tell you that I didn't know what I was doing, right?"
"Aye, but it doesn't matter. I know what you really want. You showed me, right after you took the Crows. You were going to have me right there and then, until your Sergeant showed up. And until you stop pretending like your cock fell off, I'll be here."
Just as expected, there's no chance she'll just drop this. Michael looked up at the foreign sky, in defeat. It was time to propose the compromise.
"What you want would require that you join our … clan. I spoke with the others. They're willing to accept you, if you follow our laws."
Ygritte's little nose twisted a little. "But your laws say you can't have me?"
Michael cleared his throat. "Depends what you mean by that. Sleeping with you? Not while we're in uniform. So probably not until we find out if we can go home. But the law does let it be recognised that we belong to one another. If we find some peaceful place, then we can work out what we're doing."
Ygritte pursed her lips, staring at the flames.
"Do you want to belong to me, Michael Duquesne?" she asked, "If you did, you wouldn't care about this law or that law."
Michael shook his head. "I have to care. Our laws were made for good reasons. We're not supposed to be screwing around when we could be fighting at any moment."
"That's the best time to be screwing around, you can die as quick as the weather turns."
Michael grumbled to himself. I'm not getting through to her, his mind told him, And I won't unless I put this in a way she can relate to. Crudely.
"My people fight like the Thenns. Warriors working close together. You know this, you've seen it yourself, right?"
"Aye," Ygritte confirmed.
"What do you think would happen if the men were told 'yeah, you can go fuck whoever you want'? They'd start fighting each other out of jealousy, or start thinking 'wouldn't it be nice if that guy died so I can have his woman?'. They'd pay more attention to their cocks than about killing the enemy, see?"
Revelation seemed to cross Ygritte's face. "Aye, I can see that. Men do love their cocks. But fighting over women keeps the clan strong too. And fighting like Thenns and kneelers doesn't win a man any woman either."
I won you that way, Michael thought, but did not say. "Fighting over women means fewer living men to fight other people. Fewer men means you're less likely to win a fight. And winning fights also wins you women, according to your logic anyway."
"What about honour?" Ryk asked, "Having your name known by all as a great warrior?"
"There's nothing more honourable than victory," Michael smiled, "As for glory? Plenty of that to go around in war. You can get it just as easily leading as you can from fighting as an individual. We don't hold it very highly ourselves though. Truth is that war is bloody, dirty and mostly evil. We go to war because it's necessary, not because it's glorious."
"You really sound like a kneeler now," Ygritte accused.
"Oh, I'd bet good money that the kneelers think war is glorious," Michael said, "They have lords and knights, after all. Anyway, I'm saying all of this so you know what joining us would mean, and how you'd have to wait to be with me in the way you want."
Michael looked to Ryk. "Offer is open to you as well. The joining our clan part, anyway. You're not my sort where being with me is concerned."
"How disappointing," Ryk replied with much mirth.
Michael appreciated his good humour about the whole thing. It would've been harder if he had been hostile. "You don't have to decide right away," he said, "We've got three days until we meet with Mance and the chieftains. By the time we get back from that, I'd like your answer."
Ygritte sat up again. "And if I say no?"
"Then I'll have to ask you to leave us. If you believe that I stole you under the stars, that this was fate, then you have no choice but to accept our laws. I would not be your lord, you would not have to kneel, but you would swear a sacred oath."
Ygritte kicked the dirt, and rose to her feet, walking off in the direction of the other campfire, where O'Neill, Zheng and Sayer were sitting. The three of them looked up as she approached and spoke, listening with blank faces.
Michael wondered if she would take the offer. "What about you?" he asked Ryk.
"If she agrees, I'll agree," he said, poking at the firewood in the flames, "Been protecting her since she was little."
"From others or herself?"
"Both."
Michael examined Ryk's face again, trying to figure out any similarities between him and Ygritte. He couldn't find one. "Are you her brother?" he asked, "Same mother or father?"
"No… Don't think so anyway," Ryk said, "Same village. We look out for each other in our villages, particularly for the girls. Not all men who steal girls do it for marriage or leave the women alive afterwards. Not all women are spearwives like Ygritte, and even she was too young to be one once."
"No, I didn't think so," Michael agreed. Ryk's stock just went up in his book, and for reasons that seemed bone deep.
There was comfortable silence between them after that.
For the three mornings before the gathering, food was delivered from the main camp to the Giants, with a message that it was to be shared with the Crows and the Canadians. A gesture establishing guest right not only from the giants themselves but from Mance.
Despite the protection this would give, Michael did not like the implication that his group and the Crows had been grouped together in the mind of the King.
Perhaps the single message had simply been more efficient than sending two, one for the Canadians and one for the Night's Watch. But Michael didn't think Mance did anything without a political purpose.
On the afternoon of the second day, the army led by the Thenns began to arrive. Michael and Zheng went to see. Another twenty thousand Free Folk, with at least as many animals along with them; goats, sheep, sled dogs, even some large cows with massive horns. The Free Folk gathered to cheer and watch, or perhaps to steal some food. But the Thenns were ready to protect their group.
The tribe and its allies set up on the north side, where the wights had appeared a few nights before. A phalanx of spearmen, armed and armoured in polished bronze over leather and furs, lined up in between the main camp and their own. Other warriors appeared as well, including bare-footed axemen, savage-looking slingers with their teeth filed to points, and men with small kayaks on their backs doubling as pavise-shields.
A sight that drew any wandering eyes away from Michael and the corporal as they watched from the slope of the Fist, a fact he was very glad for. Mance and a party of leaders including Tormund Giantsbane descended past them on horseback, not noticing the Canadian presence at all, and down towards the new arrivals.
Michael knew the Thenn leaders would be brought back and briefed on what had happened with the Crows, at which point anything could happen. He and Zheng marched back to camp, and prepared for the worst. The crawler was fuelled up and warmed up, the GPMG remounted onto it, the weapons of the Crows placed in an easy to access place so they could be handed back at a moment's notice.
The attack never came. Only another message, confirming the meeting would go ahead. Michael kept everything at a high alert for the rest of the day and all night regardless.
In the morning, Ygritte and Ryk were dispatched half a click out to the Fist with a radio to check things out quietly. They found that some of the tents had been moved, and a firepit was being dug by a trio of 'woods witches'. They were preparing the ground for a sacred sit-down, as O'Neill put it.
Noon approached, the appointed hour of the meeting. The sky was a deep blue and clear of clouds, the sun beamed down, turning the old snow from three nights before to slush. It was warm, even. Enough that arctic camo overclothes were not necessary and even the Michael ordered Qhorin Halfhand and his fireteam into the crawler. They were driving along when Ryk sent word.
"Rattleshirt is back, Michael Duquesne," he said, "He's talking to Mance right now."
Michael felt like slapping himself in the face. He had really hoped his first encounter with that man would have been his last. How did the man get away from the White Walker? he asked himself."Thanks for the warning. Get back to camp. If we don't make it back… good luck. To both of you."
The Halfhand squinted at this, disapproving of something.
"You'll make it back," Ygritte answered, with certainty she didn't really have.
Not about to talk her down from that position, Michael gave the order to drive up to the top of the Fist.
Without an escort of sasquatches to prevent them, the Free Folk and even some Thenns ran to watch the crawler drive by. They crowded the short route between the Giant's camp and the start of the Fist's southern slope, forcing Zheng to slow to prevent hitting anyone.
At first, Michael thought they had come to mob them, to kill the Qhorin Halfhand. But no rain of rocks, arrows and men came. Instead, men and spearwives tried to touch the crawler as it moved, like it was a true test of bravery. Children did the adults one better. They seemed to have come up with a game, trying to see how close they could get to being hit by the vehicle before jumping away.
Zheng eventually sounded the horn, which scared or surprised them all away enough to get back up to speed. At the bottom of the Fist itself, Tormund's spearmen waited and guarded the way in small groups, allowing no one to follow up to the peak. The climb was faster than the travel on the flats below had been.
The gathering of chieftains was just in front of Mance's tent, and the number of them seemed to have doubled since the last time Michael had been up to the peak. They stood in a circle around a large firepit that had been dug low into the snow and dirt below. Ygritte and Ryk had been right about one thing; the fire was tended by what could only be described as witches. Older women, with headdresses of feathers, bones and claws, poking at the wood with long bronze rods.
Zheng did what she had been ordered to do. She pulled the vehicle side-on to the gathering, and stopped just long enough for Michael and Halfhand to dismount, before moving the vehicle on. They had already picked out a nice spot at the highest point of the Fist to park and overwatch the meeting.
The chieftains watched the thing move off and climb the last part of the hill. Just as they should, Michael thought, Look at the magic metal carriage. Don't forget who you're dealing with. He waited where he was, about twenty yards from the firepit, until he was satisfied his team was in position; O'Neill on the GPMG to kill everyone, Sayer with his bolt-action to kill particular assholes, Zheng to watch their back.
"Remember your orders," he radioed to them.
"We will, sir. Get it done," O'Neill replied.
With that, Michael grabbed Halfhand by the back of his cloak and shoved him forwards. The Crow did not resist. This was an agreed upon piece of acting. Together, they moved to join the circle of chieftains.
Most of the now-familiar faces looked to him with something approaching respect, for the show he was putting on if not the man; Mance himself, beautiful Dalla and even more beautiful Val, the jolly Giantsbane, the warg Six-Skins, the ancient Oldfather and the amused Harma Dogshead. Why Harma was called Dogshead was finally revealed; behind her, there was a standard made up of a dead dog's head on a pike. The others had their own banners, mostly made of up different arrangements of bones and furs.
The others present around the fire looked on with anger, fear or something in between.
A thick-set, blonde man with watery eyes could only be the Weeper.
A tall, wiry man with a shaved head and no ears was the Magnar of the Thenn, without a doubt. He was accompanied by another, vaguely similar looking man with a receding hairline.
Last and least, a small man, snarling at Michael wordlessly, his teeth and eyes peering yellow out from underneath a giant's skull doubling as a helmet. He made to step forwards, the bones on his furs rattling, before shooting a look at the witches by the fire and thinking better of it.
"Hold!" shouted the nearest witch in a voice like she smoked forty cigarettes a day, "Who comes before the Firekeepers' Hearth!"
Michael stopped in his tracks, not having expected the question. It was something of a problem, as he didn't want Halfhand to know his real name. He decided that was a reason the Free Folk would accept easily enough.
"I won't say my real name in front of this Crow," he shouted back, gesturing to Halfhand, "But for now, you can call me Ulysses of Ithaca."
The leading witch turned to her sisters, who convened and whispered with each other. Michael looked to Mance, as if to ask what was up. The King merely smiled back, apparently approving of his decision to give the Crow the mushroom treatment; keep them in the dark and feed them shit.
"There is power in a man's true name!" the lead witch proclaimed, "You are wise to keep it from the ears of the Crows. Very well! Ulysses of Ithaca, we welcome you to this meeting of the chiefs of the True North. Take your place with your prisoner."
Michael moved forwards with Halfhand again, and took the empty space nearest to him, between Harma Dogshead and Varamyr Six-Skins. The latter looked at the Crow with hate, touching his dagger. Halfhand moved to the other side, where Harma seemed less hostile. Bad idea, old man, Michael thought, She is probably more deadly than the warg without his animals. She's certainly bigger.
"Qhorin," Mance called out, "It has been a long time."
"Aye, it has," Halfhand replied, "I see you've taken a wife."
"A queen," Mance corrected him.
"As you say," Halfhand conceded, "I did not expect to live to see this."
"You still might not, Crow," declared Val from the side, to the general amusement of the chiefs around the fire.
Calming things down by holding out his hands, Mance moved up to the fire and spoke. "I've brought you here because… Ulysses… has brought us Qhorin Halfhand. He says we should try talking to the Crows before attacking the Wall, that we should capture wights to show them the real enemy. I have claimed to be King Beyond the Wall, and as King, I would hear your thoughts on this."
There was some chatter between chieftains, but Tormund got to the point first.
"Not all the Free Folk have someone to speak for them here. Should we not wait for the gathering to be complete?"
Mance shook his head. "If we are to take the path Ulysses has suggested, we should make haste. If we succeed on walking it, the rest can choose to come along or they can choose not to. Just as they can choose to fight with us or try themselves. If we fail, nothing has changed."
"Any tribe that refuses would be left without protection of numbers," the Weeper growled, "They would be doomed. We should wait for them."
Mance's face soured, as he shot a deadly glare at the dissenter. "If we fight or if we talk our way past the Wall, the Free Folk will move as one and those left behind will die. This is the whole reason I have gathered you. If you feel differently, go charge the Bridge of Skulls and see where it leads you."
"Har!" Tormund laughed, "It will lead him to being eaten and shat out by the seals in the Gorge!"
Weeper stared at Giantsbane. Promising himself he'll kill the man, Michael knew.
The Magnar of the Thenn moved to beside Mance by the fire, sending the witches scattering out of the way as he moved. When he spoke, it was in the Old Tongue. Michael could tell by the inflection somehow, even though every word was translated. "The King is right. Disagree and die. Any tribe who refuses the decision of this gathering, the Thenn will fight." The younger Thenn behind made an approving noise, and thumped his chest.
The others seemed cowed, even the Weeper. All except Rattleshirt, who was distracted with his hatred of all present things Canadian.
So that's what the deal was, Michael thought, The Thenns joined up to become enforcers. The right hand of the King. All the better to replace him or rebel when things are settled.
The Magnar looked to Michael and his prisoner, gesturing to them.
"We Thenns cannot know what talking will do. We do not know Ulysses or the Crows. We do not know the Wall. Fighting could work, if what Mance says is true. Can their word be trusted? This is what we must know before deciding."
Kettle, meet pot, Michael's mind joked, before he replied, whatever magic that was inside him translating to the Old Tongue in turn. "Magnar, that question is the same one the Crows will ask when we offer to talk. The answer is no. You cannot trust the Crows. They cannot trust you."
The Magnar cocked his head. He was not expecting a reply in his own language.
"Then why would we agree to talk?" the Thenn asked.
"Because you don't need trust, at first. Once the Crows learn of the Others, see dead men moving with their own eyes, they will want the same thing you do; to be safe from the Others, to defeat the Others. And after that, both sides will not want to be interfered with. On these things, you can both agree, and all that is left are the details."
"So speaks the Crow lover," Rattleshirt interrupted, in the Common Tongue, "You kill us, like a Crow. You take our women, like a Crow. Now you want us to kneel, like a Crow. You are a craven, kneeling bastard. You have no place among us. I will wear your skin as a cloak by this day's end. So says the Lord o' Bones."
I have to discredit him, Michael knew, He's tapping into old hate to try and do the same to me.
"Last time I saw you, Rattleshirt, you were running away leaking piss, while your warriors fought and died. How is it that you're standing here among chieftains? I killed your warband. The survivors who didn't run with you follow me now. You lead no one. You are no one."
There was a wave smirks around the other chieftains. Word of the man's defeat must have gotten around, and Michael doubted that anyone one liked the guy to begin with.
"Har!" Tormund shouted, "What say you to that, o Lord o' Bones?"
The man exploded with anger, hand going for his sword's hilt as he began shifting on his feet side to side. He glanced at the witches, as if to ask permission to strike, but did not receive it. "I have many more than the ones you slew, kneeler! I have wardogs and wargs! I'll set all of them upon you. I'll take back that betraying bitch you stole, fuck her to death and use her skull as a drinking cup!"
Michael lifted his arms to either side of him. "You're free to try it. I've fought a White Walker and lived to tell the tale. A small man with teeth rotting out of his gums wearing a shirt of bones doesn't scare me."
Rattleshirt drew his sword and began moving around the fire to get at Michael, no longer caring about the witches. They hissed at him in the Old Tongue that he was blaspheming and the gods would punish him, but that did not stop him.
Not about to let himself get chopped up, Michael drew his pistol into both hands from his hip and aimed at the approaching chief. The witches cried out and pointed at the aggressor. Rattleshirt was intercepted by the Magnar of Thenn. Not expecting to be struck from the side, he took a hard blow from the flat of a bronze sword to the side of his head, crumpling to the ground unconscious.
Eyes turned back to Michael.
"Put away that weapon," Mance commanded, "It's over."
"What will you do with him?" Michael replied, not complying with the order.
"Nothing," Mance stated, "If he wishes to feud with you, that is no business of ours, only that he is not allowed to act upon it here, around this fire. Neither are you."
Shoot him while he's down, whispered someone in Michael's head, using his own voice, Rattleshirt will come back to kill you later. You will have to kill all his followers if he lives. Kill him now. Save them.
Michael shook his head. He couldn't do it. The man was defenceless, his sword now plucked away by the Thenn. He holstered his pistol again, feeling it was a massive mistake.
You should've killed him while you had the chance, the voice whispered, before going away.
"Rattleshirt did not speak entirely wrongly," Harma Dogshead weighed in, getting everything back on track as the man was dragged away by Mance's people, "Would kneeling be the price of passing the Wall? To the Crows or to the Starks behind them?" She looked to Qhorin Halfhand for the answer.
The Crow was quick to respond. "I do not know for certain. I cannot speak for the Lord Commander or what he will do when you bring him a wight."
Michael waved his hand in a rolling gesture.
A little help here, your life is on the line, Mr. Crow.
Halfhand got the idea. "But the Night's Watch has land of its own that we could settle you on. At the very least, we would require oaths to follow our laws, to not raid, and to support bringing justice to those who break those oaths. But if the lords further south disapprove, kneeling may be the price of your survival, aye."
There were hisses and grunts of anger at that. But fewer than Michael expected.
"There are many who would kneel," Tormund said, running his fingers through his long grey beard, "Most sincerely, some to deceive the southrons."
"There are just as many who would prefer to die," the Weeper declared, counting himself among them.
"I cannot tell each man or woman what to do if that is the demand," Mance cut in, "And I'll not stop any man or woman from saving their life, or their babes. But we should at least find out what the price would be."
"It might not be all or nothing either," Michael added quickly, "Maybe those who kneel get to go further south, some can take oaths and stay close by to help defend those lands Halfhand has mentioned, and the rest can stay beyond the Wall as scouts until the Others attack. You won't know what is possible until you start talking with the Crows. It could be that everyone gets their way in the end."
"You would make some of us Crows?" Varamyr Six-Skins asked, half spitting the last word in anger. Fearing a repeat of the Rattleshirt incident from the warg, Michael oriented himself to shoot the man if he went for his dagger, as he had threatened before.
"No, we would not make you Crows," Halfhand replied, "My brothers would not stand for it. As I said, we might require oaths, but not our oaths. Most of you are not stupid enough to defy the gods on such things. But if there are others who wish to kneel, they may be sent beyond the lands of the Night's Watch. If the Starks agree."
"And after all of this is over, you can simply go north again if you don't want to kneel," Michael said, "The oaths don't have to hold you forever, you can return things to the way they were before."
The Weeper grit his teeth and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand. "I will never kneel or pretend to kneel."
"No one is saying you should," Mance stated coolly, before addressing the whole circle, "I have heard your words. I would hear one more thing before I make the decision."
The King's eyes came to rest on Michael.
"Ulysses, talking to the Crows is your idea," he said, "If it fails, will you fight for the living? Will you join the attack on the Wall?"
He's been waiting for this the whole time, Michael realised. If he said yes, then maybe the King would sabotage the talks deliberately. If he said no, he'd more or less be siding with the Crows, which he didn't want to do. The latter was the lesser of two evils, in theory, assuming he could get away alive from the Free Folk's camp.
But his conscience rebelled. The damn kids… the little boys and girls stupidly jumping in front of the crawler. If he said no, they'd all die worse ways than an vehicle impact. As would their parents, their grandparents, their culture, their civilisation such as it was. All dead and their meat raised to serve literal demons. It would be standing by as a genocide unfolded.
Michael rubbed his face, knowing what the law said about that. The genocide part anyway.
"If the Lord Commander does not agree to let you through or offer what I feel are reasonable terms after you genuinely try to come to agreement, I have no choice. I have to side with you."
The Halfhand turned to face him. "What do you mean you have no choice?!"
Michael felt anger rise up at his objection.
"I'm not going to stand by while women and children are left to die at the hands of demons because your people can't understand the scale of the threat. The Night's Watch would be responsible for that death if they do not set reasonable terms. Our laws do not permit me to do nothing."
The other chiefs talked to each other quietly, reacting to the declaration. The Crow Ranger scowled but said nothing, moving back to his previous place.
But it was Mance and his 'royal' family who Michael noticed first and foremost. He looks positively triumphant, his Queen is smiling and her sister is frowning. Michael understood at once. The King had gotten what he wanted; a commitment from the strangers with deadly magic to support his cause. Michael felt like he had just walked in on a cartel deal and been asked to sign up. The talks were vulnerable to sabotage by both sides, and he'd just told one of them he'd back their play if things went south.
King Mance held up a hand to silence the chatter. "I've made the decision. We'll see what the Lord Commander says. Ulysses, you and I will discuss what we should offer. Tormund, when the time comes, you'll go to Craster's and onto Castle Black to do the talking. The host stays here until word gets back … or doesn't."
The King paused, looking at each of the chieftains in turn. "If any of you don't like this decision, you are free to leave. But don't expect help from the rest of us ever again. I would have every single one of us through that Wall. If I can do that without fighting, that just leaves more of us to fight the Seven Kingdoms or the dead later."
There was grumbling and insults over that, but no one declared they would be leaving. Though Michael knew the unconscious man on the snow a little ways off probably would once he woke up.
"What about the wight?" he asked, "The Night's Watch aren't going to negotiate if we don't show up with one. They'll see the talks as a trick and nothing else."
Mance frowned, looking up at the blue sky above. "The dead have not been seen for days. Since you fought them off last. The good weather is proof that their masters are far from here. But there is still time, and they have no doubt left watchers."
The King looked to Six-Skins. "Varamyr, use your skins. Bring a wight or two to Craster's. A human one. Don't need to have all their parts."
Chapter Text
Lian 'Leanne' Zheng listened to Wild Girl Merida and the Funny Man take an oath of their own making, that they would obey the Sergeant as an ally and do nothing that would offend him as liaison. A word neither one of the Free Folk understood.
As the words were spoken, Lian wondered idly if the Lieutenant had been a law student before joining the Army. What our allies do isn't our responsibility, she thought, So if they fuck something up, we have better odds against the lawyers when we get back.
If we get back, she reminded herself. Survival was first in Lian's mind, most of the time.
Any time she thought of the other goal, the logical one of getting home, her throat closed with fear and despair.
Her mind and gut both agreed; there was no way back. What had happened was a freak occurrence. The so-called King Beyond the Wall was indulging his Canadian guests with tales of a magic island so he could get what he wanted. She'd never see her family again. To say nothing of her two homelands or the conveniences and safety of modernity.
Lian crushed the existential dread viciously in her head, imagining smashing the King's face to the point of caving in the front of it with the butt of her carbine.
She had said nothing through arrangement of the summit. Pessimism or defeatism would kill any sense of purpose the small group had and she knew it. So while she had admitted that she thought they were stuck on this world, she did not draw attention to the problems with the others' supposed belief in getting home.
Like the strong possibility that a doorway that could move you from one world to another likely could go to many worlds, and they had no way to be sure they'd arrive on the right one .
Or that the doorway was likely to be exactly where they had landed, so by the time they got back to it, the ice demons would likely have turned it into a hotel for the walking dead.
Or that the King Beyond the Wall didn't know jack shit about magic south of the Wall and was lying about it, so the magical science to open the doorway might be lost forever.
Lian was sure that the Lieutenant had considered these problems himself. Which was why he had chosen to involve them in the affairs of this world so quickly. It was an immediate problem to solve, one that mattered, and a convenient place to start on pretending there was a way home.
She looked at the Weeping Tree to her left. The oaths were being spoken in front of the weirwood tree nearest to Craster's Keep. The thing was the polar opposite of the tree that had watched them enter this fucked up world. Its mouth was turned down with a wailing grimace of pure sorrow.
"Ugly thing, isn't it?" Sayer remarked from beside her, quietly so the Free Folk wouldn't hear. They were touchy about their gods.
Smart kid, Lian thought. "Uglier than the first one," she agreed, "And that one scared the hell out of me."
Sayer nodded. "So… do you think this alliance thing is going to work out?"
Don't ask me that, Lian thought, crossing her arms under her weapon. "Do you want the truth the Sergeant would want me to tell you?" she asked, "Or the one the Lieutenant would want?"
The Private frowned. "Which is the truth?"
"Neither," Lian said with amusement, "But the Sergeant's line has more elements of truth at least. Shut up and make it work, because all our arses are on the line."
Sayer snorted. "You said arse just like he does."
"Not sure it's possible to say arse without sounding Irish."
"I can do it in an English accent if you'd like."
"Another time."
Ryk and Ygritte were proceeding to get a lecture from O'Neill, about how much of a 'bollocking' they would get if they disobeyed him, while the Lieutenant watched, giving the polite glare that he was taught to give when looking like a superior asshole. Our new friends look unhappy, but they haven't stabbed O'Neill yet. Progress, Lian figured.
"We're never getting home, are we?" Sayer said.
Lian flinched. Where did that come from?
"I know Duquesne and O'Neill don't want to believe it," Sayer continued, "But some way, I know it's true."
Time to do my duty. "We see and use magic every day here, the idea that there's magic to get us home isn't so crazy," Lian lied, "As for the Sergeant… you wouldn't know this, but he has kids. They're with his ex-wife. Not sure what the Lieutenant's reasons are. Don't think he's married, or he is and he's a complete prick for stringing that girl along."
Sayer grinned at that. It's not a funny thing, Private.
"And how do you feel about it then?" Lian asked, "If we can't get home, I mean."
Sayer shrugged, his grin not dying. "Didn't have much of a future anyway. Except maybe working in the mines, which is good money but a bad way to live. I'll miss my mother, and I'd like to think she knows I'm still alive. But here… I feel like I could be somebody. An explorer or something. Not in the crappy colonial way, but like Marco Polo or something. Travel the world, write about it."
Lian couldn't meet his eyes after hearing that. He's been here a couple of weeks and he's already planning to be a great explorer. So optimistic, it's like looking at a laser pointer. "Well, that's a healthy attitude, I guess."
"What about you?" Sayer asked.
"I want to go home too. I have parents, siblings, and I'm not happy about living in a place where kidnapping and rape is how you get proposed to."
"That's just here though. Maybe there are other places that are better?"
"Maybe, but I doubt it."
"What language is that?" came a question from nowhere.
Lian turned her head, to find Ryk approaching with a hand raised in greeting. "Is that your mother's tongue?" he asked.
"You didn't understand what we were saying?" Sayer asked.
"Barely heard it, but it wasn't any tongue I know of," Ryk answered.
Is the magic malfunctioning? Lian asked herself, before it clicked, No, maybe it's just more complex than we thought. "Ryk, can you listen to us for a second? I want to try something."
The man looked back blankly, but waited. Satisfied he'd do what he was asked to, Lian turned to Sayer. English, she thought, I want to speak English.
"Private, what time is it?" she asked.
Sayer's eyebrows raised up, but he looked at his watch. "It's sixteen-hundred, almost. But my watch isn't really set to this world's time. Why?"
Ignoring his question, Lian looked to Ryk. "Did you understand what I said to him?"
"You asked him what time it was," the man replied, glancing dubiously at Sayer's watch.
Okay, so it isn't based on what language I want to speak. That would be too easy. Maybe it has an off switch. She remembered that they were trying to be quiet, so the Free Folk wouldn't hear their comments about the weirwood tree. Is that the key?
Lian tried again, this time thinking to herself that she wanted the words to convey only to Sayer. "Private, what time is it?" she repeated.
Sayer shook his head. "I don't get it."
With a smirk, Lian looked again to Ryk. His blank face was now one of interest, his eyes wider and posture straighter. "What'd you say this time?" Ryk asked, "You were speaking in that language again."
Lian shook her fist in triumph. She had cracked it.
"Yes! Private, try saying something to me but intended only for me. Anything at all. I don't want Ryk to know what we're talking about."
Sayer's eyes widened in surprise, but he paused, as if preparing his statement and its secrecy. "I'm afraid all the time," he admitted, "And excited."
Feeling immediate sympathy wash over her, Lian pat him on the shoulder. "It didn't need to be a secret, Private," she replied, "But so am I. If you felt any different, we'd need to take your gun away." Sayer snorted again at that.
They both looked to Ryk once more, to see if he understood. He shook his head. "Just sounds like you're babblin'."
Lian smacked Sayer on the back, laughing. "I've cracked the code! Or part of it, at least."
"What code?" the Private asked.
"The magic that lets us speak to the people here. I've been wondering how it works. We can activate and deactivate it whenever we want, so we can speak to each other without them understanding. And we'll always understand each other, because auto-translation is always on for us. "
Ryk cleared his throat. Lian saw that the man was annoyed, which put a surprisingly threatening look across his narrow face. "Go back to speaking our language. Don't like not knowing what you're saying."
Easily able to relate to that, Lian smiled at him. His annoyance melted at once. Useful, she thought, before mentally flicking the switch to let him back into the conversation.
Sayer scratched the back of his neck for a second, before clicking his fingers.
"Do you speak Chinese?" he said, "Have you tried to see if it translates that? I can try some Dogrib or North Slavey if you don't?"
Lian sighed at his ignorance. "There is no one spoken Chinese language, Sayer. Most of them are related, like French and Spanish are, but they're separate except for the written characters. Because Chinese characters relate word concepts first. Their sounds vary by region and language. The character for dog is the same in all of them, for example."
Sayer's eyes moved from side to side, as he processed the information.
"Ah, sorry. Still, you speak one of them, right?"
"Yeah, Taiwanese Guoyu. Mandarin, more or less. Bit of Hokkien too."
"So try it out."
Figuring it hurt nothing to do just that, Lian turned to a very confused Ryk. She wondered about what to say, and came up with something that would send a message. She turned off the magic with a thought, so Ryk could hear the phrase in its true language first.
"Wú guīju bù chéng fāngyuán."
Ryk tilted his head. "What's that?" he asked, "It's different." He gave his best attempt at saying it back to her, but mangled it and stopped halfway.
Well, at least he tried. Lian turned the magic back on so he could understand the explanation. "It's my mother tongue."
"I didn't understand it either," Sayer confirmed.
"What's it mean?" Ryk asked with narrowed eyes, "What'd you say to me?"
"Without boundaries, no standards are set," Lian replied, "A lesson for you, now that you're our ally. It means that nothing can be accomplished without norms or rules, we're nothing but savages without law. All of us."
Lian felt regret rake her for a moment. Her mother used the phrase to lecture her to become more 'normal' as a kid. She never listened. She was the family rebel, in most things. Now that she'd never be lectured by her mother ever again, she questioned every life choice she ever made.
Ryk grunted, dissatisfied. "You too?" he asked, "You Canadians seem very afraid that I'll do something you don't like. The O'Neill just finished telling how you all follow laws as best you can, and that anyone who doesn't has no place among you."
How to explain without referring to lawyers and court martials…
"Because we are afraid," Lian replied, "We can't live like you, Ryk. It's not our way. Anything you do wrong as our ally, it reflects on us, and we feel further from home. We can't live like the Crows or 'kneelers' either, which is why we don't just go to the Wall. Accept it or move on."
Feeling like she was projecting her mother's lecture energy a little too much, Lian left Ryk and Sayer, and went to inform her superiors of what she had discovered about the translation magic. Her own hypocrisy was left behind too, she hoped.
They reached Craster's Hall, or Craster's Keep according to the tied-up-in-the-back-seat Qhorin Halfhand, as darkness was falling. It was a longhouse made of mud and wood on top of a small hill, surrounded by the forest as well as an circular earthen rampart with sharpened wooden stakes forming a palisade on top.
Smoke rose gently from small cuts in the clay walls of the hall, the cold making it visible in the dying light. There were other outhouses and roofed animal pens around it. A stream flowed around the base of the hill at the north, a bucket and pole standing up against the palisade.
Wondering about how they were going to announce themselves to the incestuous rapist who owned the place, Lian eased off the speed and brought the crawler to a halt on a hill of the same size a little ways off. She turned around in the driver's seat. O'Neill crouched down from his position in the roof hatch to see why she had stopped.
"What approach do you want to make, sir?" she asked the Lieutenant, before the Sergeant could open his mouth to complain, "Should we take him by surprise?"
So hopefully he'll be spooked, shoot something at us and he can be dealt with.
Lieutenant Duquesne shook his head, scratching his chin. He looked to Halfhand.
"It's just this Craster guy and his… family, right?" the Lieutenant asked, "No others living there?"
The Crow nodded, a little too quickly. "Just him."
"What about your people?" Lian asked, "Any Crows there?"
A sly grin broke on Halfhand's face. "How should I know a thing like that?"
Of course he knows, he passed through here, Lian thought to herself, Probably knows what other patrols are nearby too.
"I saw into the shack being used as a stable," O'Neill said, "Only one horse. Reckon we're clear, for now."
The Lieutenant leaned back in his seat. "Good, no battle then. Where's the gate?"
"Southwest side," the Halfhand replied.
Duquesne looked again to Lian. "Drive us straight to the gate. Stop just before it. O'Neill, Mr. Halfhand and myself will talk to this Craster. See if we can't reason with him."
A choking sound of disapproval erupted from the seat directly behind Lian.
"Reason?" Ygritte said, "He is cursed. Mance sent a man to 'reason' with him before. Craster cut out his tongue."
Lian found herself agreeing with the wild girl with all her heart.
"We should take this 'keep' as a necessary military asset, sir. We don't negotiate with everyone who owns a building we have to use, sir."
"And if he objects?" the Lieutenant asked.
Fuck around and find out, Lian's mind joked at her. "Detain him," her mouth said instead.
"He's a fuckin' bastard anyway," Ryk added for good measure, "Even if he agrees, he'll ask something in return. Might be one of the women. Might be your strong drink."
"I wouldn't recommend you offer me, sir," Lian stated to the Lieutenant, to his great amusement.
"Nor me neither," Ygritte agreed.
"And he'll have to pry my strong drink from my dead hands," O'Neill stated, "I'm keeping it for the first occasion we are in any way safe."
"We have to try talking," the Lieutenant said, "When Tormund and Six-Skins show up, I don't want Craster dead in case they use it to say 'look, this foreigner killed him, you're next' to their people."
"Tormund's tribe would cheer it," Ygritte countered, "And Six-Skins don't come this far west, usually. They won't care."
"You're probably right, but we'll still conduct ourselves diplomatically unless Craster does otherwise," the Lieutenant said, "Corporal Zheng. Take us in."
Seeing that she wasn't going to get her way, Lian resumed driving. She sent the vehicle around the western side of the hall's hill and across the stream. A few faces had appeared in between the wooden stakes to see what the noise was, but these disappeared quickly. Their arrival did not go unannounced.
By the time the vehicle reached the gates, Lian could see a crowd of a dozen women and just as many little girls at the entrance to the hall, staring with interest. Little girls, Lian thought with horror, Soon to be wives.
A man appeared from within with a crossbow. Tall with a frame that spoke of strength, but old, grey haired, with a flat nose and mouth that gaped open. He wore sheepskin and a thick gold ring around one wrist.
To Lian's eyes, he could've been just another one of the Free Folk. But she remembered what this Craster was, and what he was said to possess; some way of holding the ice demons at bay. This ugly rapist isn't a sorcerer, so how has he not been attacked by dead men? What does he know that no one else does?
The Lieutenant, the Sergeant and Halfhand got out and walked towards Craster. He barked, and the women began pushing each other in a rush to get back inside the hall. Only those hanging around outside near the animal pens remained, looking from behind whatever object would give them the most cover.
The anger at trespassing seemed to disappear as Craster spotted their prisoner and his situation. Halfhand had his hands bound with duct tape. Maybe the LT knows what he's doing, she thought idly, Tying up the Crow seems to have been a good icebreaker.
"Here we go," Lian sighed, "Negotiating with assholes. Again."
Ygritte moved to sit in the LT's seat, just opposite her. "Asshole? First dogfucker and now asshole. You Canadians have such mad insults… As for Craster, just wait 'til you meet the Crows. Halfhand's gentle in manner compared to most. And he's killed more of us than anyone else except Starks."
Lian rubbed her face. Someone save me. "Mance was a fucking manipulative asshole too."
The talks between Craster and the Lieutenant did not take long. A brief demonstration of a rifle, a few items handed over, something offered to eat… Threats and bribes. O'Neill was soon waving to bring the vehicle up.
Lian obeyed, driving straight into the compound at a snail's pace, parking by the stable. The horse neighed and pigs squealed loudly in protest, the horse straining against the rope keeping it inside. She turned the engine off and dismounted.
The smell of dung and the sight of the rapist himself met her. Craster walked quickly towards her and the others with his crossbow. Three or four dogs followed, looking up at him and barking, as if asking what the hurry was. The Sergeant soon strode around the hall's corner too, rushing to keep up with him from behind.
A cold fury descended through Lian, as she flicked the safety of her carbine off with her thumb. Come on, you prick, do something, she begged the world, If even half of what they say about you is true, you deserve a bullet.
When Craster locked eyes with her, she felt physically ill. An effect that doubled as he drank in the sight of her body; she had ditched her coat and most of her combat webbing, and was side on to him, so her profile was visible to him. She turned her body so her armour would hide it. His rushing gait slowed, and the direction changed straight towards her. He touches me, I kill him. Her spare hand brushed against the handle of the bayonet at her hip.
Sayer in his red hoodie moved next to her, aiming his scout rifle right at the approaching man, not caring for diplomatic niceties. There's that male territoriality.
"Put that weapon down, boy!" Craster called, raising his own weapon, "This is my home!" This is a prison and you're the raping Warden, Lian thought, biting down so she wouldn't say it.
Sayer did not budge. "Do as he says, Private," O'Neill ordered, arriving at last.
Not taking his eyes off the rapist, Sayer reluctantly lowered his weapon. Craster sneered back at him, revealing half-rotted teeth. Their host generously lowered his crossbow in response, while moving closer. Lian now grabbed the bayonet, using her carbine to cover the movement. I stick him, then turn the bang-stick on the dogs she calculated to herself.
Craster's eyes moved to Ygritte and Ryk.
"What are you doing with these?" he hissed at O'Neill, "I recognise the red one. She's one of Rattleshirt's bitches. She was with the lot that picked up Mance's rider after I'd shown him what I thought of kings and kingly commands. The horse made a nice gift, I admit."
Ryk grabbed Ygritte by the wrist, just as she was about to launch herself at the man, axe in hand. Craster laughed at this. He had a lot of weight on the tiny Ygritte.
"They're guides," O'Neill replied, "We put down a group led that Rattleshirt. She was the only survivor. Ulysses took her prisoner."
Craster licked his lips. "Oh, taken to wife then. Your leader knows what to do, I see." His eyes flickered back to Lian. "What about this one? She has a strange look about her."
Lian gave a false smile. "It would be a true charlie foxtrot, you whiskey tango," she stated.
The rapist grimaced. "Talk to me like that again, I'll cut out your tongue," he said, "Doubt it not."
"Talk to me like that again, and they'll need a bucket to collect your remains," Lian quipped back.
O'Neill stepped in between, using his greater size to prevent Craster from turning the situation into an execution. "You've exchanged insults," he said to the man, "She'll stay out of your hall."
"Mayhaps not," Craster replied, "Mayhaps I'll drag her into the hall for my own pleasure-taking."
"She'll kill you if you try," O'Neill said, "Now hand over what you were supposed to. Or Mance's warbands will descend on this place and we won't stop him. I could even make a few suggestions. Ever see someone being burned alive in a wicker man?"
Lian's mood improved instantly. Who knew the Sergeant could be so creative?
The rapist's eyes bulged, and he grumbled fierce insults, but complied. Out of a pouch, he retrieved some small carrots and handed one each to Ryk, Ygritte, Sayer and Lian. His hand was yellowed, particularly under the nails.
"Guest right time," O'Neill said, "You know what to do."
Craster watched as all of them bit into their carrots and chewed. Looking for protection from being killed in his sleep by any of them. Lian kept chewing, but did not swallow. Instead, she tucked the small piece she had bit off under her tongue, guessing what the man would want. Correctly.
"Open your mouths," Craster ordered.
Everyone did. Including Lian. He looked inside each of their mouths, from where he was standing. Not close enough to see the pulped vegetable under her tongue.
"Stay away from my women," the rapist grunted, turned on the spot and left, his dogs staying behind to try for the rest of the carrots.
Lian hocked and spat the chewed carrot out. She had no need of protection from that man. And she wasn't pledging to leave him unharmed either. She pet a dog as it went over and ate up the remains she had ejected, before giving her a number one puppy beg for more. She threw it the rest of her carrot, and it chewed it happily, tail wagging wildly.
O'Neill glared at her. "If he finds out you did that…"
"I'll straight up murder him, Sergeant," Lian warned back, "One more little comment. A single touch. If I see him touch one of those little girls. I won't care. You will have to disarm me right now if you want to stop me."
O'Neill blanched. "I didn't hear that," he said, "What happens… happens. We're a long way from judges, and Craster's a long way from a sympathetic victim. But that isn't license to go kill him right now. He gets one chance, you hear? No Canadian can kill him without provocation. Remember the regs. Am I making myself understood, corporal?"
The message was loud and clear. Imminent threat. Wait until he's an imminent threat again, then ask permission. "Clear as mud, sergeant," she said, her confidence in her NCO restored fully.
The Sergeant nodded to her. "Good, because I want a check on what we have versus what the gobshite reservists wrote we had. A full inventory of everything," he said, "It'll be a week before Tormund shows up, probably longer until that warg gets here with a wight or two. I have determined that each of you will do something useful in that time, or so help me God, I will make you regret it."
Taking a manual inventory of the contents of the vehicle's rear cabin took two hours.
Ryk volunteered to provide the muscle to move things around, to avoid being voluntold to do something less pleasant by O'Neill. Ygritte and Sayer had gone to hunt, and had brought back a large deer by the time the process was finishing up. They were dressing it in a hut on the other side of the compound.
We've been shooting like it's a World War, Lian thought to herself as she inspected the list she had written down, And we still have a damn arsenal. Plastic explosives for 'tree clearing', flares, grenades of various types, bullets, maintenance kits, tools. Everything the rear-echelons said was there, accounted for.
It wasn't all weapons and equipment, of course.
Their No.3 Service Dress uniforms were still there. The Prime Minister himself had been scheduled to drop in on them as soon as the exercise was over. Their operational uniforms would not be suitable for dog and pony shows after all that screwing around in the wilderness, so leadership wisely ordered that all of the troops bring their more camera-friendly walking-out ones. What the hell are we supposed to do with shined black shoes in the fucking snow?
All the Robo-Cop stuff like the solar and leg-brace chargers, night vision goggles, rail-attachments, multi-tools, GPS, the radio pack… And the less impressive stuff, like the jack for the crawler, Jerry cans, rope, traps and camo-netting, shovels and picks, etc etc etc.
Two extra phones, now useless because no one but the dead knew the codes. Two spare helmets, two spare pairs of boots, two spare uniform jackets, six more rations, a bunch more candy and some booze. Arran and Singh's final gifts to the cause.
A bunch of snacks and instant coffee, which were untouched by order of the Lieutenant himself. The temptation of the Pringles and a cup of the strongest stuff she could brew called to Lian, but she resisted. If I don't get a cup of coffee soon, I might have to kill Duquesne.
"What?" Ryk asked.
Oops.
"Ah, did I say that out loud?" Lian replied sheepishly, "Sorry. Joke."
The Free Folk man looked at her like she was a little crazy for a second. Just a second, then the look changed to the usual gaze-given-when-I-think-she-can't-notice. A glance up from the notepad, and his target shifted from her ass to her eyes. Don't even think about trying it.
"What's coffee?" Ryk asked, almost as a dodge.
"Nectar of the gods. Keeps you awake."
Ryk accepted this as truth, and got back to putting the metal ammunition boxes back into the vehicle. "What about charlie foxtrot and whiskey tango?"
Lian hmm'ed to herself. She knew the translations probably wouldn't start with the correct letter. "Cluster Fuck and White Trash," she replied without translation, before repeating both terms with the addition of 'in one of our languages'.
Ryk laughed. "Cluster fuck?"
"Something bad."
"Sounds like somethin' good."
"Well, it isn.."
Movement in her peripheral vision stopped Lian's explanation cold. Heart lurching with fear, she span on the spot and brought her carbine up. The pen and notepad she had been using dropped onto the dry mud, her fingers flying until they were squeezed around the foregrip.
Big brown eyes looked over the top of the weapon, wide with surprise. A young girl. Younger than Ygritte. Fifteen or sixteen, tops. She's not Craster, Lian's brain told her, Easy. Maybe you're a little too paranoid, Ryk is here. Though Ryk also wants to take his pleasure, he has seen enough to not be that stupid.
Lian slung the weapon and held up both hands to the newcomer in a gesture of peace, taking in the sight of her as a person and not just a target. Thin, about the same height, draped in sewed animal skins. Face that's younger than the rest of her. There was a strange familiarity there too, something across the nose. Ah, one of his daughters.
Rage boiling up in her belly at the girl's father, Lian controlled herself. She didn't want the girl to think the anger was directed at her. "A piece of advice for you. Don't sneak up on us."
"I had to sneak, m'lady," the girl squeaked back, barely above a whisper, "H-he can't know."
M'lady? What?
"Craster?" Ryk mumbled.
The girl nodded. "He doesn't want us to talk to you," she breathed, water pooling in her eyes, "We saw you spit out the carrot."
"We?"
"Me and two of my sisters. You didn't eat the food. The others know now too. All except him."
Lian rubbed a temple in frustration. Should've made sure no one else was watching. Now they know I didn't accept guest right. "What's your name?"
The girl fidgeted. "Gilly. After the flower."
"Gilly, why are you defying Craster's order?"
"He wants to marry me. I-I don't want to. He's old. His teeth are rotting and his mouth tastes bad. He's my…"
"Father," Ryk said, completing the sentence, "He's your father. And he's cursed."
Gilly nodded rapidly.
Not as cursed as he's about to be, Lian promised herself.
"Ryk, go to the front and make sure we're clear. Now."
The man gave a nod and wandered off, taking his bow and arrowbag with him.
Lian waited until he was gone, before moving closer to Gilly. "You don't want to marry him. What do you want?" Come on, just say you want to be rescued.
The girl knelt and clasped both her hands over one of Lian's own.
"Please, m'lady, I need to leave, else he'll put a baby in me. If it's a girl, he'll marry it. That's not so bad. But if it's a boy… he gives the boys to the blue-eyed gods at night."
Lian froze, like the White Walker the girl spoke of was in front of her. It was beyond anger now. So that is how he avoids the walking dead breaking in here. He serves their masters his sons. He'll bring them down on our heads.
Her hand went to her radio control, to inform Duquesne and O'Neill. But she stopped it. They had taken the food. So had Sayer, Ryk and Ygritte. If word got back to Mance's army that they had broken the tradition, they could never count on it again.
I have to deal with this, she realised, I'm the only one who didn't eat. And even that might not be enough. We need to provoke him.
Shaking free of the girl's grasp, Lian took her by the shoulders gently. "Gilly, go tell your father you won't marry him. Shout it at him from the doorway, so he can't grab you. Then run as fast as you can, around the other side of the hall so we can't see him. , to that stable. Close the door. I'll be waiting for him."
Gilly's mouth dropped open. "What are you going to do?"
I'm going to give him more holes than a fucking pasta strainer, Lian's mind declared darkly.
"Teach him a lesson he'll never forget. Go, do it now. Tell him you won't marry him."
The girl sucked in a breath, but gave a firm nod, and marched away past the returning Ryk towards the front of the hall.
"What's she running for?" he asked.
"Wait and see. Craster's going to come. Watch and listen. Can I count on you to watch my back?"
Ryk's face warmed up, delighted he had been asked. My back, not my ass, idiot.
"If y'mean watching out for you."
"Good enough," Lian sighed, hearing a ruckus from the hall already, "Show's starting. Put an arrow on your bow there."
The exact words of Gilly's screamed declaration of her own freedom from being raped by her father were not audible, nor were the roared words of reply by Craster, but it was clear that the message had been delivered. I really wish I had been able to see his face, Lian thought to herself,
The exchange ended as abruptly as it had begun, and twenty seconds later, Gilly appeared from the other side of the hall at a sprint that tore part of her sewed furs. She ducked into the only fully enclosed part of the stable, and slammed the rough-made door behind her. That is a brave girl, Lian thought, genuinely impressed, Lived her entire life under that rapist's abusive rule, still she took the first real chance to escape with both hands.
Craster himself arrived soon afterwards, crossbow cocked and a bolt nocked. "Open that door, you ungrateful little… You know would happen to you without me?! What is going on beyond my lands?!" He grabbed the hole in the door to push it open, but it wouldn't give.
Show time.
Lian activated her radio. "This is Zheng. Craster is going to shoot one of his daughters. I have imminent threat on civilian. Request permission to open fire, over."
"Permissi…" the Lieutenant began.
"Warn him first," O'Neill interrupted, "We're stuck in here. The wives are stopping us from leaving, over."
Lian waited for a beat, for the Lieutenant to repeat his order and overrule the Sergeant… But it didn't happen. The Sergeant was being cautious and had the LT by the balls over the Ygritte thing. For the moment. Whatever, better to not to shoot the rapist in the back anyway. Ryk is watching.
"Roger."
She moved away from the vehicle and towards the stable, where the single, shaggy horse was becoming restless. She raised her weapon, and then her voice. "Craster, put down the crossbow and step away from the door!"
The rapist swivelled on the spot, swaying, his mouth drooped open and face red. He's angry AND drunk, perfect.
"What I do with my family is mine to decide," Craster slurred at top volume, "My roof, my rule."
"Your rule? You give your sons to the White Walkers," Lian called back, "They rule you."
There was a gasp from the side, followed by the knock of an arrow on wood. Ryk had followed her.
"I am right with the gods," Craster shouted, taking a step towards them, "I will survive! You have not the right to deny me that!"
"Stay where you are, put down the crossbow!" Lian shouted back, "This is your last warning!"
Craster spat, and moved sharply to the right towards one of the empty stable stalls, bringing up his crossbow to loose a bolt at her.
Lian put a burst through him, hitting the right side of his chest. The bullets were faster than he was. One of Ryk's arrows sprouted in his gut for good measure. He fell down into the dirt and shit, legs splayed open, arms waving like he was trying to swim in the air, the crossbow still in his hand.
Still, the rapist lived, snarling as his lungs filled with blood. Determined to send at least one bolt in revenge for his death.
Lian shot him again. A burst at the arm still holding the crossbow. Another at his groin. Both became bloody ruins of meat, the man possessing them screaming with the pain. The crossbow clattered away, while his remaining hand went to his destroyed genitals. Two weapons he'll never use again.
Fifteen seconds later, he had bled out enough. Craster the Rapist stopped moving at last, his eyes rolling back and his head hitting the ground with an audible thump.
Within a moment, the whole population of the hall arrived all at once, led by the Lieutenant and the others. Ygritte bypassed him to look down at Craster, a satisfied grin on her face. The LT soon followed her, to examine the man and his weapon.
"He refused to drop his weapon and attempted to evade me, sir," Lian reported, before she could be asked, "He was menacing both myself and Ryk, as well as the girl inside. He broke guest right against Ryk, and I didn't eat the carrot he offered. I believe I'm right with the regs and local customs, sir."
"Aye, we're in the right," Ryk declared, confirming the locals wouldn't have a problem with it. Or at least, Mance's group wouldn't.
"The Lord Commander will not be pleased," said Qhorin Halfhand, his hands still taped up, "This man was a friend to the Watch."
Every woman and man present glared at him, showing just how much anyone gave a crap about what the Night's Watch thought.
"He deserved it," one of Craster's 'wives' told him, "Every time he gave you Crows food, he took it from our mouths." Halfhand had the dignity to look embarrassed at that retort.
How did this man keep these women down for so long? Lian wondered, They don't seem to take shit from anyone. Was it the threat of the White Walker?
The lieutenant said nothing about any of it, taking Craster's crossbow and rifling his body until he found a chocolate bar tucked away in a pouch. So that was the bribe.
"It was a legal kill, sir," Lian repeated.
O'Neill scowled at her, but was unwilling to say anything to the contrary given the crowd. "I leave you for two hours... Not sure blowing his balls off counts as a legal action, Corporal, but very well. We can leave it out of the report, if there ever is one. The evidence seems to be in your favour in general. Where's the girl?"
"Gilly! You can come out now! He's dead!" Lian called.
The door on the stable opened a crack, and the girl stuck her head out.
"Come out!" one of the older women shouted, "It's over!"
Gilly practically jumped out of the stables after that, avoiding the body of her father and abuser. "Why'd you kill him? Who'll protect us from the gods now?"
Lian was surprised. She would've wanted such a man dead more than life itself. "Because he didn't drop his weapon. Because he deserved it. Because of the story you told me about his sons. As for the gods… There is an alliance of tribes against them. You should join it."
The fate of being kidnapped is still better than being made undead.
The same old woman who had called out agreed. "Aye, he left many a son in the woods for the gods. My sons. And the gods came to take them. Mance's man spoke sense when he was here, before Craster took his tongue."
The Lieutenant perked up at once, and stood from where he was kneeling beside the dead man. "The gods took his sons?" he asked.
"Blue eyed gods, according to Gilly," Lian replied, "She saw them too."
The Lieutenant's brow creased, and he looked at the young girl. "We'll need to talk to you about that." He understands what it means, Lian thought, relieved.
Gilly shook with fear, until Lian steadied her with her hand. "It'll be okay, don't worry. He just means talk, nothing else."
"What you did, Gilly," the Lieutenant added gently, "It took a lot of courage. More than I have, I think. You're safe from us, you hear?" The girl smiled, and wiped tears away. Oh boy, another one. Lian looked at Ygritte, who seemed to be having the same thought about the pretty big-eyed daughter of Craster. Ah well, I'll just let her take care of it, she thought.
O'Neill grumbled something to himself. "What now, sir?"
A smile spread slowly over Lieutenant Duquesne's face, like he had wanted this outcome all along. Maybe he did, Lian thought.
"Run up our colours, Sergeant," he commanded, "This is now CFB Gilly's Hall."
Notes:
CFB - Canadian Forces Base
Chapter 8: The Nine Weirwoods
Chapter Text
Two weeks.
Since their arrival at the hall.
Since Craster got drunk, tried to kill his daughter and got disassembled by Zheng.
Since the daughter in question was more or less declared puppet queen of this little kingdom.
Since the daughters and wives and daughter-wives of Craster were freed.
Twice as long as they had been prepared to wait for Tormund's arrival, and there was no sign. No fires on the horizon at night, or sight of troops moving in the distance in daylight. There was no sign of Varamyr Six Skins either, wight or otherwise.
Michael knew he should've been worried. Some great disaster or betrayal could be responsible. The longer they stayed, the more likely it was another Night's Watch patrol would blunder in too, leading to many questions. To say nothing of the threat of the dead, a few of which were occasionally visible in their night-vision scopes at night at a great distance, never moving towards the newly minted CFB.
But the time at Gilly's Hall was practically idyllic compared to the days before. No spectre of a massive, undefeatable Free Folk army breathing down his neck. Logistics were a lot more easy too. The liberated women were happy to provide decent food, albeit not in the portions a civilian might be used to.
The extra time had been used wisely too. The group had reinforced the defences and cleaned up the place a great deal, both initiatives of O'Neill. Complete with sign, informing any would-be passers by of what the place now was. If they could read English.
The only real problems Michael had were keeping Ygritte from unzipping into his sleeping bag when no one else was around to see, dealing with the strangely overfriendly attitude of the hallswomen as they now called themselves, and keeping Halfhand from escaping. Of course, a close watch had to be kept at the darkest hours for the White Walkers, but that threat never materialised.
So, on the night of the fourteenth day, it was almost a surprise to see fires on the horizon to the north. Too many of them to be a returning Night's Watch patrol or a Free Folk raiding party.
On the rainy morning of the fifteenth day, the warbands of Tormund Giantsbane and Six-Skins both finally arrived. Giantsbane was first, his spears marching in close column with nearly Thenn style discipline. They had four thousand warriors between them, by the Sergeant's eyeball guess.
After seeing Halfhand guarded by Ryk in the stables, Michael brought O'Neill and a rather scared Gilly along to greet the two war chiefs at the gate of the hall compound. The others took up defensive positions on top of two new roofed platforms, acting as guard towers. Hope to be pleasantly surprised, prepare to be disappointed, he thought.
Tormund arrived first naturally, stroking his long grey beard as if to try and wring the water out of it, a hood over the top of his head to protect it. The barrel of a man was practically running to say hello.
"Michael! Or is it Ulysses? A good day for a march, no?" he called, splashing through the mud at the bottom of the hill.
"Why is he so cheery?" Michael asked O'Neill under his breath, "Don't remember making too friendly with him."
"Haven't the foggiest," the Sergeant replied.
"Good to see you Tormund!"
The Free Folk chieftain's hands clapped in from either side, colliding with the top of his arms in greeting. "So, lad, how's Ygritte? She brought you luck yet?" Tormund gestured to his belly, cupping his fingers to indicate a curve… though the man's belly was big enough already to match what state he was indicating.
Michael felt all his blood rise to his face, unable to identify if what he was feeling was anger, embarrassment, exasperation or pure weapons-grade frustration. The Sergeant coughed repeatedly, trying to drown out his own feelings of great amusement. "Jesus Christ," he mumbled into his closed fist, which was now in front of his mouth.
"No, Ygritte isn't pregnant," Michael replied politely, not about to explain the culture difference to a warlord, "Even so… it's a bit early to know that?"
Tormund's lips curled upwards. "Hasn't stopped you trying though, har!" he said, turning to Gilly and waggling his eyebrows, "Who's this string of a girl? Another of yours? Where's Craster?"
"Dead," O'Neill pronounced.
"Dead?" Tormund asked, "How?"
"Killed by one of mine," Michael said, "Short story is that she didn't take guest right, he looked like killing her, she killed him first. Burned his body two weeks ago. There's more to it than that, but Gilly here can confirm."
Tormund looked to the girl, who nodded. "'tis like they say," she said, with surprising confidence, "She freed us, Lord Tormund."
"I'm no Lord, girl," Tormund replied gravely, "Was Craster your father?"
Gilly nodded.
"Explains the Lording," the chieftain replied, "He always was more a Crow kneeler than Free Folk. But you're one of us now, girl. You don't call anyone lord, except to mock them."
"Can we get out of the damn rain?" O'Neill complained, before Gilly could respond in any way, "You can pass on the wisdom of your people later. We've got business to attend to. Especially now since you're fecking late, Mr. Giantsbane."
"Aye, I am," Tormund agreed, not offended, "There's been a change of plans. Best discussed over a fire."
He made to enter the compound, but Michael stepped in front of him.
"Gilly," Michael said, while looking the chieftain dead in the eye.
A carrot was soon held out for Tormund to take and eat. The chieftain grinned widely and toothily. "You've some balls, boy," he said, without malice, "Killing a man in his own home, a cursed man aye, and then demanding I take guest right."
"Like I said," Michael replied, "The one who killed him never took guest right. Craster threatened her and was going to break it himself."
Tormund's grin opened, and he crunched into the carrot merrily. "I like you, Canadian," he spoke, spraying little orange bits from his mouth, "You've lit a fire under many an arse that needed scorching. Rattleshirt, the Weeper, now Craster." He bit into the carrot a second time and then another.
Wondering what the hell he had done to provoke the Weeper, Michael shook his head in mock disbelief, before stepping aside and letting the chief walk through. He sent a quick word over the radio for Zheng and Ygritte to return from their positions.
They all followed him into the hall, the hallswomen making way for the large man quickly. The front entrance was uncovered to let the humidity out, so Tormund strolled right in.
The firepit that ran almost the length of the whole hall was lit, more to dry people off than to keep the space warm. It gave off the smell of woodsmoke with a hint of animal fat, as multiple spits remained over the flames empty after breakfast. There were few women inside, but most of the children were up in the lofts, peering down at the newcomer.
Tormund did not sit on the nearest bench, but went the whole way down. The chief sat in the only chair in the place, picking carrot out of his teeth with a sigh. The chair formerly belonging to Craster. The wood structure covered with padded leather creaked under his weight.
The dead rapist's oldest wife hissed at him from the side at once, almost sending the chief up over the back of the chair in surprise. "That's not for you!" she said, "Get up or I'll smack you over the head!" She raised a homemade broom towards him in a threatening gesture.
Tormund looked at her like she was mad, but complied. He stood up slowly and away from her. "If not mine, then whose arse is it for?"
"Not yours, that's all you need know!" the woman replied, before hurrying off to leave the hall.
Michael and O'Neill sat on a bench, neither moving for the chair. Gilly briefly eyed the chair but sat down beside them instead. Seeing that not even the Canadians' leader was taking it, Tormund finally sat on the bench opposite without further comment.
"First thing is first," Michael said, "How are my prisoners?"
"The Crows are fine," Tormund replied, "They rode with us. One or two got into fights. They've still got all their pieces. None of them wanted to join us either, the Halfhand chooses them well."
Michael breathed out in relief. Leaving the Night's Watch prisoners behind was a necessity, but they were so hated by the Free Folk that he had feared they would be killed. Only an oath by Mance to protect them on the way resolved the issue. Tormund had followed the word of his King.
"One less legal trouble," O'Neill said flatly. The treatment of their prisoners was their responsibility, after all.
"Good," Michael agreed, "What's this about a change of plan?"
Tormund took a waterskin from under his cloak, and took a swig of something that was definitely not water. "We were supposed to move up the Skirling Pass. Good place to hide from the Crows while we build our numbers."
He spat into the firepit, causing a sizzling sound.
"But since we're going to talk with the Crows, we'll be giving away that we've got the numbers, so Mance has ordered all to move here. It's warmer, the animals aren't all dead or dead. We'll lose fewer to the cold and hunger. And we're closer to the Wall if the Crows don't like our song."
Michael nodded. It was a sound strategic move all around. It seems Mance understands that logistics and deception wins wars as much as bravery and aggression. No wonder he was made King. "So you had to stay behind to knock a few heads together?"
"Har!" Tormund laughed, "You're beginning to understand us, I see."
"So how long until the army arrives?" Zheng called, joining the conversation as she and Ygritte walked through the hall.
"Half a moon's turn," Tormund replied, as the Corporal came around behind him, "Though it'll be the same as long again for the whole number to arrive."
Zheng nodded, and sat down in the chair, laying her carbine across her lap and giving Gilly a small smile of greeting. The girl smiled back.
Tormund stared at Zheng until she noticed. She stared back.
"Is there a problem?" she asked.
"So the chair's yours?" he asked in reply.
"Used to be Craster's," Zheng smiled.
"How's that?" Tormund asked.
The Corporal looked up for a few seconds, thinking or making a show of thinking at least. "To quote Sayer about your people," she said, "In your culture, you keep what you kill. Quod erat demonstrandum." She held her arms out to either side in a victory pose, and draped a leg over the arm of the chair.
"Where does an infanteer learn Latin shite?" O'Neill frowned.
"Middle school math class, Sergeant," Zheng replied with a shrug, returning to her former seating posture, "Don't ask me to give you directions though."
Tormund returned his attention to Michael with a comical lack of emotion. This was evidently too confusing for him. "Mance wants us to go to Castle Black as soon as possible," he said, "How many can you take on that metal carriage of yours?"
"None," Michael said with finality, "We're not taking it. It stays here to defend the hall." And the women inside it from your barbarians, he thought, Where it won't burn fuel on what might be a fool's errand.
"Then how will you and I go to Castle Black?" Tormund asked.
"We'll ride there on horses," Michael said, "Sayer and I will come with you, we'll take four of the Crows' mounts."
Ygritte cocked her head at that. She doesn't want to be left behind, but she knows she's to stick with O'Neill. Michael almost wished he could bring her, as a Free Folk voice in his favour. But that would mean bringing O'Neill and the others, which meant bringing the crawler. They had plenty of fuel left thanks to the fuel trailer, but not enough to drive absolutely everywhere.
"That'll be slower," Tormund said.
"Yes," Michael said.
The radio crackled in all the Canadians' ear, causing Tormund to flinch as all of them in the hall looked up from the fire as one.
"Got a guy riding a big polar bear coming in," Sayer reported from his tower, "It's carrying something wrapped up in furs in its mouth. "
"Six Skins," Ygritte said, "He's the only one mad enough."
Michael had to agree. The diminutive warg had crazy-eyes and he wondered if the man or other wargs could take control of a person. "Probably why Mance gave him the job of catching a wight. Hopefully that's what the bear is carrying."
He activated his comms. "Ryk, bring Halfhand to the gate."
"Aye," Ryk replied.
Michael stood up. "Let's go." He left the hall, back into the rain. The others followed closely behind.
Six Skins' bear was bigger than any polar bear Michael had ever seen in pictures or in person. The Free Folk at the bottom of the hill gave it a wide berth as it loped by through the puddles, though it seemed absolutely docile. So do ordinary polar bears from a distance.
Michael, his team, Halfhand and almost every inhabitant of the hall watched as the bear and the man riding it approached the gate. The package in its mouth moved.
"Ulysses," Six Skins said, "Here's your wight."
The bear opened its jaws and the package dropped. The furs wrapped around it dropped away, revealing a young woman. One who would never grow old.
She was half-dressed in animal skins, plenty of her flesh uncovered and dead grey. A nasty wound in her side revealed how she died; a large animal had gotten to her. She was tied up at the ankles, knees, hips and elbows. She writhed on the ground, head swivelling around violently, shaking hair so matted with blood and dirt that it was impossible to see what colour it had originally been.
Michael stepped forward, and the wight stopped, staring at the ground. For a moment, nothing could be heard except the rain hitting the ground and the panting of the bear.
The wight raised its head slowly, bright and slightly luminescent eyes meeting his gaze. It just stared. Oh, you know what I am, don't you? he thought, You're a surveillance drone, not just a fighting one.
A few others moved in closer to see. Gilly. Ygritte. The Crow.
"Gods," Halfhand gasped from the side, "They're real… I had hoped you were lying."
"I really wish I was too," Michael replied.
One month after arriving on Westeros, Michael finally got a good look at the Wall.
It had started a while before. A few days hard riding atop the Crows' horses, more or less being led the whole way behind the Crows themselves, and one morning he saw it. A continuous line on the horizon, lit up orange by the low sun from the east over the mountains.
Every click they rode from that moment onwards, the larger the line got. It was red orange in the late mornings and early evenings, bright white in the day, and an almost glowing grey in the moonlight. The closer it got, the less even it appeared at the top, following the rolling of hills underneath it.
By the time the column of riders, charioteers and dog-sleds reached the village of Whitetree, Michael would catch himself glancing at the Wall every little while. Sayer instead waited for the moments they were stopped, and looked at it through his scout rifle's scope.
The village was still inhabited, though preparations to leave were well under way. Being so close to the Wall, these places were in the least danger for the moment and would be the last to be evacuated. Mance didn't want to tip off the Night's Watch before his forces had gathered.
They stayed the night without lighting any fires, to prevent sentries on top of the wall noticing their approach, and moved on the next day. They moved east, before abruptly turning south. By the time the sun set, they arrived barely more than two kilometres from the Wall itself. It was no longer a line of any sort, but a true structure, towering ice looming over everything.
But for once, that was not what Michael's eyes were drawn to.
Nine weirwood trees with faces carved into them stood in a circle, creating a clearing. The floor was covered with their blood red leaves, making it look like there had been a massacre there only moments ago. The column didn't enter the clearing, but stopped directly north. Here, Michael and Sayer dismounted, and got their things off the backs of some of the spare horses.
As the Free Folk began making camp, setting large stakes around and putting up their tents, Michael wandered into the middle of the clearing among the leaves. He looked at each of the weirwoods. They're all sad or angry, he thought to himself, Not one laughing tree among them.
"What now?" came a voice from behind.
Michael turned and found Halfhand standing there with Sayer, his hands unbound. There was no need for binding him now.
"Now we negotiate. I'll send the youngest of your men back to Castle Black with an offer to talk and an ultimatum that if we don't hear back within a certain, short time, we'll consider the offer rejected."
Halfhand shook his head. "You should send me," he said, "If I should tell the Lord Commander you have a wight, he will come at my word."
Michael smirked. "You watched us a little too closely," he said, "The less your commander knows about my little group, the better. Until we're allies, anyway."
Halfhand scratched at his eye with his half-hand idly. "You need to stop thinking of us as the enemy, boy," he said, "That dead girl you have with us, she is proof that the Others have returned. The Night's Watch was not founded to fight wildlings. It was founded to fight them."
Michael scoffed. "If that was true, we wouldn't need to negotiate to get south, would we? I don't consider myself your enemy, whatever you might think, but we both know I'll never just stroll through your castle gate. I came from out of the Truth North, from nowhere."
"The gods are just, men are not," Halfhand replied, "And it's men who run the Seven Kingdoms. Still, luck is a lady who could grant you her favour. The North remembers the Others, and the Starks are honourable Wardens. On the other hand, their vassal lords are not likely to be friendly to the idea of wildlings south of the Wall."
A light flicking on in his head, Michael realised he had a chance for some intelligence gathering of his own. "How exactly do people live south of the Wall? Both you and the Free Folk say there are lords and kings, but maybe those words mean something different to us."
Halfhand paused, considering his answer. "Smallfolk farm, weave and craft. Merchants trade. Knights, their squires and men-at-arms train for war. All of those owe allegiance to lords, who administer their land, sit in judgment, and make laws. The King is the greatest lord, to whom all swear fealty."
Sounds like medieval Europe, Michael thought, the Ranger's words confirming his assumptions. "So, there are no serfs? Slaves?"
Halfhand narrowed his eyes. "I know not what a serf is, but no, there are no slaves in Westeros. There are in Essos."
Michael chewed his cheek, considering whether or not to ask about Essos. He decided against it, given that he was supposed to be a foreigner. Foreigners had to come from somewhere, and from the 'os' in the name, he assumed it was another continent. That got him thinking about O'Neill and Zheng, given they were both from other continents to Canada.
"What about foreigners and women? Are they treated with equal standing?"
Halfhand's brow knit tightly in an instant. "Women? Equal standing?" he asked, "I do not follow."
Michael sighed. That response more or less answered the question for him. Still, there was a practical question to be answered. "I mean if we make it south, am I going to have to deal with lords trying to take my property, or carry off the woman who travels with me?" Though Zheng would feed them their own entrails before allowing that.
Halfhand crossed his arms. "Either is possible, I will admit. Though you are in much greater danger of such things here."
As if to illustrate the problem, Tormund trudged into view, holding something that was clearly not his. "Ulysses, you have very strange snow shoes," he said, turning the pair over in his hands.
Halfhand looked at Michael as if to say 'See?', which soured his mood.
"Tormund, why do you have my snow shoes?" he asked.
"They looked interesting," the chief replied, like it was natural for him to just take interesting things from other people.
"Am I going to go back to the horses to find your people taking interesting things?"
Tormund looked up from the snow-shoes. "How should I know? If they find something they like, they could take it. I don't know."
Michael let out an angry noise, and turned to Sayer. "Private, go back to the horses, make sure all our stuff is still there. If there's anyone thieving when you get back, warn them. If they don't stop, shoot them."
A bewildered Sayer gave a crisp salute and took off back towards camp at a run, unslinging Arran's rifle as he moved.
Tormund's curious demeanour was washed over with anger now. "You don't get to kill my men, Ulysses," he said.
"We're all free men in a free land. They're free to steal, I'm free to kill them, you're free to stop me," Michael replied, unholstering his pistol and showing it to the chieftain, "Well, you're free to try. If you don't want to tangle with us, Tormund, not taking our things is as good a plan as any. So you better start caring about your men stealing, or I'll make them myself." With that, he grabbed the snow-shoes out of Tormund's hand roughly with his own free one.
Surprisingly, the chieftain nodded. "Since you're crying about it, I'll talk to them," he said, "But know this. If it was anyone else, I would have opened your stomach. I am not fool enough to face your weapons."
"Of that, I have no doubt," Michael replied, "I'm not saying any of this to insult you. Someone steals my things, maybe I don't have what I need to help you get through the Wall. It's in your interest that your people don't steal from me."
Tormund's mouth turned to a thin line as he thought about this.
"Eh, lieutenant?" Sayer asked over the radio, "There was someone about to start looking through your pack."
Michael sighed. In his mind, he willed himself to stop the translation magic, the way Zheng had instructed them all. "Go to English," he replied, as Halfhand and Tormund leaned closer to try and listen in. A little too close for comfort. "Did you have to kill him?"
"No, she stopped with just a warning," Sayer said, "It was a spearwife."
Michael rubbed his face. The march had been too frantic for anyone to have the energy for thieving, but the minute anyone wasn't too tired or busy, the stealing began. Maybe the spearwife had thought because Ygritte was spared, she would be too. Or maybe she was fishing, looking to get stolen herself.
He hoped O'Neill didn't have the same problem back at the hall. There were thousands of Free Folk there, after all, not just the five hundred or so that had come to the Nine Weirwoods. And more to steal, including young women. "Okay, Tormund is going to talk to his people. I'll come back and grab the guy I mentioned earlier, you stand guard."
"What are you saying?" Tormund demanded.
Well, Zheng's theory is correct, Michael thought, They only understand us if we want them to. "That you'll talk to your people about not stealing from us."
Tormund grumbled. "It will do no good."
Michael slapped him on the shoulder. "Cheer up. Tomorrow, you'll get to show the Crows a wight and watch them shit themselves."
"Har!"
The Crow sent to Castle Black returned barely two hours later, in accordance with the instructions that he was given, just as it began to snow again.
The message Michael had concocted for delivery was a simple one. We have Qhorin Halfhand and a handful of other Rangers. We wish to negotiate for their safe return and to pass through the Wall, the terms of which we will also settle. Any hostile move and they'll be killed. It was sent on behalf of Mance Rayder alone.
No mention of dead men. Michael was certain he didn't need to add that detail. Every captured Crow had been given an up close and personal meeting with the wight, so there could be no doubt what it was. The young man who had been chosen had even touched it, the only one to do so.
Michael was uncomfortable with including the threat in the message, but it was simple truth. He wouldn't be the one to execute the threat, it would be the Free Folk. All through the ride there, they'd spit at Halfhand's general direction, something he took in remarkably good spirit.
Diabolical brutality would be the result of any Crow betrayal or refusal to negotiate, and there was no way that Michael could've prevented it. Four hundred Free Folk warriors in close proximity was easily enough to overwhelm even the full fire-team with the crawler. Not that he was planning on telling the Free Folk that.
So, when Sayer spotted riders approaching the following morning from atop the tallest weirwood, it was a relief.
Less hopeful was the number. Hundreds of Crows had sortied out of Castle Black, half on horseback. Michael wondered if it was just a bluff, an escort for the Lord Commander's safety or a genuine attempt to recover their captured brothers.
He ordered Sayer to try and get a count on the numbers approaching, Tormund to set a line of battle among the weirwoods on the north end of the circle where the stakes would protect their flanks from cavalry, and Six-Skins to bring the wight to the middle of the circle.
There, Michael lit a large camp fire, the wight writhing in its fur-wrapping like a unliving burrito. After covering his face, he waited for the Men of the Night's Watch.
The first sign of them was an outrider, to scouting the situation. No doubt there were others moving around the sides. Six-Skins had stationed his warged polar bear and 'shadowcat' there. Michael didn't know what a shadowcat was, but he was sure horses wouldn't like to be around one.
Next, a larger mounted party of thirty or so rode to the southern edge of the circle and waited. Michael gave them a wave, to signal he was friendly. Their arrival forced Sayer from his tree, and the young Canadian Ranger moved to one on the western point of the circle instead.
Finally, the Crow's main force arrived. Another seventy mounted soldiers, which looked as much like knights as it was possible to get. On foot, another hundred, almost entirely made up of swordsmen, most with knightly looking shields. There were archers here and there, but not enough to worry Michael. Every single man was dressed in chainmail at the very least. Some of the riders had plate cuirasses.
While thinking himself back in some re-enactment of a battle from medieval Sweden or something, Michael could not help but notice the Crows were way, way better equipped than the Free Folk. And more disciplined too. The infantry were forming a line of battle that mirror Tormund's, and most of the cavalry were trotting to the flanks. The Lord Commander planned to envelop and destroy Tormund and Six-Skin's combined forces, not just scatter them.
"Sayer, what's your count on the Crows?" Michael asked over the radio.
"Two hundred or so, sir," Sayer replied.
Michael scowled. That was half the size of the Free Folk force, and given they had the Wall to observe the numbers from, the Lord Commander would've known that. So why the smaller force? Confidence in their arms, armour and discipline? Or was this the largest force they could muster?
If they wanted Qhorin Halfhand and the others back unharmed, putting as large a force in the field as possible for pure intimidation factor and a big stick for negotiations would've been wiser.
They don't have the numbers, Michael decided, Perhaps we took them entirely by surprise and the troops are spread out across the Wall.
In front of the Crow battle line, a smaller group of horsemen remained, taking off their helmets. The military leadership, Michael knew, deciding whether or not to attack or talk.
The Lord Commander was at the centre of the group, a large but old man with a bald head and a shaggy white beard. No doubt Tormund and his beard have a quip or two in mind for meeting this guy, Michael thought.
Beside and a little behind was a teenager, shorter in stature than the Commander, with a long face, brown hair to his ears. Like a prettier, not-fish faced Ryk, Michael joked to himself. The kid was clearly the Lord Commander's squire, quietly listening to what the older men around him had to say, though failing to keep his displeasure about what was being said off of his features. More like Zheng there.
The others were another man of smaller stature in his fifties with salt and pepper hair and yet another in his thirties with dirty blonde hair, both of them of obvious military bearing. Probably nobles, Michael thought with disdain, I'll have to pretend I'm one too. How hard can that be? Even the King Beyond the Wall thought I was a lord.
At last, the decision was made, and the Lord Commander's horse trotted forwards, with only his squire as company. The other two sat on their horses and waited to see.
The two Crows made their approach, first on horseback, and after dismounting when two thirds of the way to the middle of the clearing, on foot. The squire held the reins as the commander walked in front. Neither said a word until coming close enough to the fire for the Lord Commander to take off his gloves and warm his hands in its warmth. He paused on seeing the wriggling wrap of furs on the ground by Michael's feed, but recovered quickly.
"I am Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch," the older man said.
"Ulysses of Ithaca," Michael replied, "And your friend?"
"Jon Snow," Mormont stated, "Lord Eddard Stark's bastard. Stark is the Warden of the North. The boy is here to tell you why whatever folly you are planning will fail, if you do not believe it from my lips."
Michael cocked an eyebrow. It was the first time anyone had ever been introduced to him as someone's bastard. He looked at the younger man, wondering what the subject of the introduction thought of all of it.
Jon 'Snow's' eyes, grey as can be, were aimed downward. In shame.
For reasons he couldn't quite explain, this offended Michael. I'm tired of living among people with backwards ass ideas. I can't change them, but I don't have to put up with them in every little thing either. Though perhaps that's the colonialist in me talking.
"In my country, a person's child is their child," he declared, "As a matter of law, no child is guilty of their parents' mistakes. So, Jon Stark, if you're going to stay here, come to the fire. Look me in the eye when you make your threats. Otherwise, you can return to your little army."
The Lord Commander made a brief choking sound, which Michael enjoyed hearing. Jon Stark's eyes lifted, and so did the shame. Both of which Michael enjoyed seeing even more. Perhaps the boy had never heard himself called by his father's name before. The 'bastard' stepped forward, level with his superior, doing as he was told. "If you insist," he said, politely.
Mormont moved on quickly. "It is as was said, you are not from Westeros. Because of that, I will give you the benefit of the doubt where your ignorance of our ways are concerned. If you wish to negotiate, you must release our men."
Resisting the urge to laugh in the man's face, Michael breathed out through his nose and contained himself. "I was born in another place, not yesterday, Mormont. You'll get your men back when you have made an agreement with the Free Folk. Not with me. Normally, my country's laws would prevent me from interfering at all. I'm only here to facilitate the negotiations, because I happen to be stuck on this side of the Wall."
He pointed at the wrapped up wight. "Trapped with these things."
Mormont and Jon Stark both glanced down at wight-burrito. This was what they really came for. Michael sighed, bent down, undid the outer ropes and pulled off the furs one by one. The ageless woman seemed to stop moving as he did so, as if allowing it to happen faster.
But as soon as the process was complete and she was fully revealed in the light of both the sun and the fire, the wight began to move again. Struggling against her bonds to get away from the flames.
Eyes bulging and taking a stride forwards, Mormont and Stark both drew their swords in fear. Brave sons of guns, Michael thought, while moving to intercept them.
"I have the shot," Sayer announced over the comms.
"Hold," Michael said, as much to the Crows as to Sayer, "She's tied up. It's safe. Mostly."
"Roger," Sayer replied, while Mormont lowered his sword at once.
It took Jon Stark a few more seconds of watching the wight, to make sure the rope around her would hold. "Gods save us," Mormont said, "It's true."
"Yes, it is," Michael agreed, "And these things aren't the worst of it. Unfortunately, they have masters. Demons in the shape of men, except made from… I'm not sure how to describe it. Living ice?"
"White Walkers?" Jon Stark asked, "You saw a White Walker?"
"I shot a White Walker," Michael said, "I'm sure the man we sent described our weapons. Powerful as they are, the demon was only incapacitated, not killed. But it was enough to escape."
Both Mormont and Jon looked at each other, and then at the rifle hanging off the front of Michael's armour. He took it into his hands, but didn't aim it anywhere. "No, I won't show you," he said, before they asked, "You can go on imagining what a weapon that can stop a White Walker. Because that's what you'll face if you decide negotiation isn't what you want."
Mormont growled something incoherent, and sheathed his sword in a smooth motion. "Four of you cannot defeat the Night's Watch. To say nothing of the Stark forces."
So you did interrogate your Ranger. "We're not alone," Michael countered, "If you refuse to negotiate, then the law no longer prevents me openly allying with the Free Folk. At the moment, we merely have mutual interests, it may even be possible that we have more in common with you. No talking means I join with Mance Rayder, King Beyond the Wall."
"The Free Folk are no match for my father's host," Jon Stark replied, "They have no discipline, poorer weapons, and they fight only for every man's own will, not a greater cause."
Sounds like something he learned by heart in school, Michael thought. "I'll make it my life's work to correct each of those flaws," he shrugged, "Because my life will be short if I don't. And the Free Folk will be well motivated to cooperate. Because their lives will be short too. If we fail, we'll attack your Wall anyway, as the undead foot soldiers of the White Walkers. So you better cooperate too."
The wight gargled, her tongue lolling out of her mouth, rolling onto her back and squirming. The tongue was dark with rot. Michael flicked it with his foot, back onto its side. Good timing on your part, he said to her in his head, But no more interruptions.
Mormont grimly watched, before looking up at the sky for a few seconds. "What do you propose?" he asked.
Can't speak about them in front of the wight, Michael thought, No idea if she's like a camera, a way for her masters to see and hear things, or if she's just a puppet on strings. "Proposals are for later," he replied, "Today, every single one of your officers, record keepers, anyone who can write is going to come to this campfire. To see her." He gestured to the wight once again.
"So no one can deny the reality," Jon guessed, correctly.
Michael nodded. "Then tomorrow, we'll talk about proposals. Two envoys of the King Beyond the Wall will join us at this fire. Another of my countrymen will be here, and Qhorin Halfhand to report on the wellbeing of your men. You can bring two of your own. Plus Jon Stark here, so we can test our proposals against what he knows of his father."
Mormont moved closer to his squire to confer. For a moment, Michael thought he was going to reject the idea, but the Lord Commander suddenly stepped around the fire, and offered his hand. "I'll begin sending the officers in groups of four," he said, "But I'm keeping my men ready. Any sign of treachery…"
Michael shook the hand. "You'll rip me a new one. I would do the same in your position."
Chapter 9: The Parley Field
Chapter Text
The leaders of the Night's Watch slowly but methodically made their way to see the captured wight. Always in a certain pattern; two warriors, two support personnel. A transparent attempt to protect the non-combatants.
Michael was sure the outward reason was to prevent him from taking more hostages, but Mormont's reaction to the wight had been genuine shock and terror. Maybe he's more afraid of the wight than me.
Regardless, it was an opportunity too good to pass up. Michael's phone had a damn good camera. As the wight provided a great distraction, he discreetly took pictures of every single one of the spectators while they were busy dropping jaws and drawing swords. Special attention was paid to the top military personnel.
Two familiar figures came first; the knights whom the Lord Commander had rode out with. Ser Alliser Thorne and Ser Jaremy Rykker, the small and sinewy 'master-at-arms' in his fifties and the sardonic noble-looking 'acting First Ranger' respectively.
They were the first two to approach and the only two to introduce themselves.
Rykker with his name, all polite but eyes taking in the details of armour and weaponry. Thorne by spitting on the ground at Michael's feet, declaring name and title, and telling him to remember both, because they belonged to the man who would kill him and his wildling friends. Michael would remember him for another reason entirely.
They escorted a guy who was a candidate for a heart attack or serious skin condition, given how red he was in the cold, and some sort of priest who smelled strongly of alcohol.
The wight made all of them lose the colour in their faces, even the red-faced one.
Another five groups came through without much to notice. A one-armed man here, a warrior worth noting there. The more interesting thing was that the number of them was far fewer than Michael had thought. They have very few military officers at all.
Michael again put this down to the Night's Watch being spread out in garrisons across the full length of the Wall, but something felt off about the hypothesis. 'Lord-Commander' seemed too grand a title for such a decentralised system. No one had been introduced as the local sub-commander. I'm missing something that might be important, Michael thought to himself, Maybe Mance will know.
The seventh and last group defied all expectations. The Lord Commander and Jon Stark made their reappearance, but this time on the front bench of a cart. Two more men in black cloaks were in the back, it turned out.
One of the cart's passengers was the oldest man Michael had ever seen, on either world. Wrinkled, bald, his eyes sunk back into his skull and obviously not working any more, the man wore a chain with wide links in a large variety of metals. The neck they were supported by barely seemed strong enough to hold the weight.
The other was a young man that seemed to be the same age as Jon Stark, though there the similarities ended. He was heavy set to a degree Michael didn't think possible from someone in a medieval society. His fingers, which were fidgeting and drawing attention to themselves, were freshly stained with ink. Literate and fat. Definitely a noble, Michael noted, But what on Earth is he doing at the Wall? Did he join to become an administrator?
The last group dismounted the cart close by the fire, which by now was running low on wood. The heavy guy helped the old man along as he walked with a black cane, and towards the wight. Michael didn't like where the scenario was going. Old man, lived long beyond what his circumstances should allow, marching headlong at a mortal threat to society?
"Wow, wow, hold on a minute," he said, stepping in front of the pair, "Where do you think you're going?"
"To see the wight," the Lord-Commander replied gruffly, like it was his right.
"More precisely, to have it described to me," the old man added, his voice far softer, "Samwell and Jon are both astute boys, soon to be men of the Night's Watch. Lord Commander Mormont is an honest and honourable leader. Between them, I will be able to understand just what it is they are seeing."
Michael wondered about the old man. What was a blind man's position in an active military organisation? Some sort of advisor? "And why is it important that you understand in particular? Who are you?"
"The boy you have not met before is Samwell Tarly," the old man replied, "He will record these events for posterity in my words. I am Aemon Targaryen, maester to the Night's Watch." The Tarly kid produced a sort of small writing tablet from under his cloak, as if to show it as proof.
Michael frowned. The word 'maester' hadn't translated. Does the concept simply not exist back home? Is that how you actually say it or is the magic compensating by making it sound close to 'master' in some way?
Wondering about it, he almost let slip his real name out of sheer politeness and distraction, but caught himself just in time. "Ulysses of Ithaca. I'm sorry, but what is a maester? That's not a word I'm familiar with."
The old man's brow knit, deepening its many furrows. The Lord-Commander looked on with scepticism too. Jon Stark on the other hand didn't seem all that surprised. But it was not any of them who spoke up.
"H-how do you speak the Common tongue but not know what the maesters are?" said Tarly, "All of the books on the language are written by the maesters."
"I didn't learn your language from a book," Michael replied honestly, "I can't read or write in letters from the countries near here to begin with." Though maybe I should put Zheng on thinking about how we can learn to quickly, he thought to himself, The magic must be able to help somehow.
"Maesters are an order of scholars, messengers and healers," Jon Stark explained, again like he was reciting something he learned in school, "They assist lords in ruling, tend to the sick, record events, care for and dispatch the ravens that carry messages between different parts of the realm, and investigate the world's mysteries."
Ravens? Michael wondered, Like carrier pigeons? They're supposed to be pretty smart. He was impressed that such a thing had been thought of. Communications in Westeros must be far quicker than in medieval Europe.
"May I ask where you are from, Lord Ulysses?" Maester Aemon inquired, "Your accent is unidentifiable, yet you speak the Common Tongue with great precision for someone from so far away that the Maesters of the Citadel are unknown."
Michael straightened up to his full height. "That's not information I am willing to give at this time. You came here to see… to have the wight described. Get on with it."
"Ulysses is not your real name, is it?" Jon Stark blurted out, "How can we trust a man who won't tell us his name?"
The Lord Commander's straight line of a mouth cracked a slight smile of approval at the question. Clearly being groomed for some sort of position.
"Enlightened self-interest," Michael stated, stepping aside to let Samwell Tarly and Maester Aemon have the access they wanted to the wight, "Neither of us want to end up like the young lady on the floor, do we?"
"Indeed not," the Maester agreed, "I can smell and hear her already. Most definitely dead, and from the wheezing… she has a wound to the upper torso, deep, into the lungs, does she not Samwell?"
Michael knew people who lost certain senses often gained stronger perceptions in their remaining ones, but that was quite a diagnosis.
Tarly looked like he was turning green, but bit down his nausea to do his duty. Not what I would've expected from a spoiled noble, Michael noted. The heavy young man handed off the writing tablet to Jon Stark and took up a stick from the much reduced pile of firewood. With a very shaky hold on it, he lifted the remaining furs protecting the wight's modesty.
Michael wanted to stop him. He wanted the dead girl to have some dignity in death, even if it was necessary to show her off, but Tarly's distaste for what he was doing was written all over his face. The girl had been pretty once, and Tarly's expression told that he shared Michael's sadness that she had been killed so young.
"A large bite or claw wound to the upper left side of her body, maester," Tarly said, "Also, her eyes are glowing blue."
Michael curled his lips, the stare of the White Walker he had shot coming to him at once. "All their eyes glow blue. Matches their puppet masters, though the White Walker's ones were brighter." He searched for a comparison they'd understand. "Like torches compared with candles."
"This is consistent with the tales of such creatures," Aemon sniffed, "Is there anything else you can tell us, Lord Ulysses?"
Michael considered withholding information on the wights too. But he didn't know if he'd live long enough to pass it on otherwise. An open hand with intel about the Others seemed like one way to build trust when he had no intention of revealing anything more about himself if he could help it.
And there were observations that had been brewing in his mind since that first night in front of the Laughing Tree.
"I think White Walkers control the minds of the wights," he said, "Those that are raised by a Walker are slaved to that particular walker. Commands seem to be given instantly without words. The Walker might even be able to see and hear through the wights, if they still have eyes and ears to hear with. I'm not sure if the Walkers have to be close to do that."
The Crows' faces instantly became stony. Raising the dead and puppeting them in such a way was no mean feat, even to Michael. Lord Commander Mormont grimaced, looking down at the wight.
"You mean they could be watching us right now?" he asked, "Listening to us speak?"
Michael turned his hands from side to side. "Could be, I'm guessing based on behaviour I've seen," he stated, "The wights seem far more … directed when a White Walker is near. Sometimes they're just sent out without any master to cause chaos or attack large population centres. But it's a disadvantage too. If you hurt the Walker, all the wights it raised feel that pain as if they were still alive. They drop to the ground, and flail about like a fish out of water."
"Not all of our number believe the Walkers are real, even now," the Lord Commander frowned, "I don't suppose you have one of those tied up somewhere?"
Michael shook his head. "I doubt rope or chains would hold them," he said, "Those things are magic. They'd freeze whatever was holding them until it cracked."
"Nonetheless, you have discovered a key to defeating them," the maester noted, "If there are weapons that can harm the White Walkers, save your own."
Michael rubbed the back of his neck. He didn't want to admit their weapons were limited in ammunition, but he didn't want to talk them up beyond their capabilities either. "Our weapons hurt the Walkers and cut through wights like a hot knife through butter. But there are not many of them."
"And even his weapons cannot be shot forever," the Lord Commander observed to the maester, before looking to Michael again, "Unless I am mistaken and your armaments are magical in nature too, they must shoot shoot some manner of object. Such things must be limited in number."
Michael frowned. Just by standing there, he was giving away intelligence on his team's capabilities. I made the right move leaving the others back at Gilly's hall with the crawler.
"We've got more than enough of ammunition to deal with you," he replied cheerily, "Don't forget that when we sit down tomorrow. The White Walkers don't stay down when we shoot them, but you would."
The Lord Commander looked back blankly with doubt. Real or feigned? Michael couldn't tell.
"There must be other weapons," Jon Stark insisted, "How else did the First Men defeat them? Push them back and buy time to build the Wall?"
"You're not wrong," Michael answered, "Any sort of fire works against the wights, though it takes a few seconds. It hurts but doesn't kill the Walkers too. The Free Folk say obsidian is lethal to both the Walkers and the wights. I haven't seen that work in-person yet, but I don't see how anyone could have survived here if it was untrue."
"Then we are in luck," Aemon pronounced, "There is abundant obsidian in the Seven Kingdoms, at Dragonstone and other places. Nor is it considered valuable. Our own coffers could secure enough to arm many of our brothers."
"It's something at least," Mormont agreed, "Though obsidian is brittle and not commonly worked by smiths. It is a great pity that steel is not effective."
"Not unless you want to hack up dead bodies that are trying to kill you," Michael said, "Wights can't get up and kill you if they have no heads, legs or arms. There is a rumour of magic swords made of 'smokey' metal that is just as good as dragonglass, but I don't recognise that description."
The four men all looked at each other. The Lord-Commander even seemed distraught briefly. "I recognise it," he said, "I've seen such a blade before."
"So have I," Jon added, "My father's sword is like that."
"My father's sword too," Tarly said.
"And I have seen many such blades over the years," Aemon said, finishing the round up.
Michael crossed his arms. "Is there a woman in a pond, distributing magic swords to young noblemen or something?" Jon Stark grinned at that, the absurdity of it being just as funny as the reference to King Arthur and Monty Python. Michael was pleased to entertain, if only to ingratiate himself a little.
"Not quite," Mormont replied, "The rumour refers to Valyrian steel swords, blades forged with the magicks of Old Valyria. There are not many blades or even much of the metal left."
"Fewer and less every year," Aemon stated, "The secret to forging it was lost, though there are smiths that can rework it. I have a Valyrian steel link, myself."
The maester's slightly shaking hands moved to his chain, which had many more links than Michael had initially thought. They jangled and jingled, until at last, a dark metal ring was held up, bright-as-silver waves weaving through it.
Looks familiar, Michael noted, But where have I seen something like that before? "Well, we're just assuming the rumour is true. And without someone to make the steel, your troops have to use dragonglass and fire then."
Aemon gave a long, deliberate nod. "With your permission, we would like to conduct a series of tests on the wight," he said, "It shall not take long."
Michael saw no harm. Perhaps they'd discover something. "As long as you don't kill it and you share what you discover, go right ahead."
The next morning, the two armies again reassembled at the north and south sides of the Nine Weirwoods. Michael kept near the re-lit campfire in the centre of the space between them, waiting with Sayer for the leaders of both to arrive. Piles of furs had been laid out over some low logs for those talking, a piece of comfort deliberately chosen by him to make it more difficult for the parties to get up and attack each other over this insult or that.
He also knew that wouldn't stop either side trying to provoke the other.
The Crows arrived first. Instead of the Lord Commander, his plus two and Jon Stark, nearly double that number showed up. It was Mormont, Stark, Thorne, Rykker, Tarly with a little writing table and parchment, the red-faced man, and 'Maester' Aemon.
Michael and Sayer watched them approach and said nothing about it. Just coming to talk was good enough.
"Lord Commander," Michael said in greeting.
"Lord Ulysses," Mormont replied, "No wight today?"
Not until I'm sure it isn't an undead surveillance camera. "No. Take a seat. All of you."
The Men of the Night's Watch were not too good for furs, and took their places. The ones that were supposed to be there, anyway. The add-ons simply stood behind, so Michael and Sayer stayed standing too.
All continued waiting in increasingly uncomfortable silence for the Free Folk. They were late. The first of their own battery of insults against the Crows, Michael knew. The next arrived when they did.
Tormund Giantsbane pulled Qhorin Halfhand along, the Crow Ranger gagged to shut him up. Varamyr Six-Skins followed behind, walking on his own two feet for once. Not good signs from either man. Gagging Halfhand was an obvious insult, but Six Skins not having a single animal with him meant that they were hidden somewhere nearby, ready to attack.
Michael waved them to sit opposite the Crows, which they did, without greeting. They had already seen him at camp an hour before, for a little chat about not screwing the summit up by opening their mouths. Mance had given the word that Michael was to do the negotiating and their role was to listen. All the better to hang me with my own words.
"Remove Halfhand's gag," he ordered.
Tormund frowned, but shrugged and untied the strips of leather holding the large ball of cloth in the Crow's mouth. Halfhand coughed deeply as the gag was pulled out. Sayer offered him a drink from his canteen, which the Crow accepted, drinking deeply.
"Thank you," he said, as he handed the flask back, "I don't know where Giantsbane got that cloth. I am sure I do not want to know."
"Har!" laughed the man in question.
"This is Tormund Giantsbane?" Ser Alliser asked, contempt dripping from every syllable.
"And the other is Varamyr Six-Skins," Halfhand replied, "Men we have hunted for years, at our doorstep."
"But not within reach," Six Skins stated.
"We'll see," Ser Alliser said with an ugly smirk.
Michael sighed, already exhausted by the experience. "As you can see, Lord Commander, your man is unharmed," he said, turning to Mormont, "Feel free to ask about the others."
Mormont kept his face a mask. "Qhorin. Make your report. What happened out there?"
Halfhand rubbed his hands in front of him, as close to the fire as possible. "I rode out of the Shadow Tower a month ago as instructed, with a double-strength ranging party. Looking for Benjen. No one in the south-western villages had seen him, so we moved further north. We discovered Lord Ulysses and his people on the western ranger-road leading to the Fist of the First Men. They looked to be setting an ambush for someone, most likely us."
"You never did tell me how you detected us," Michael interrupted.
"Scout on a higher hill nearby," Halfhand answered, to the Lieutenant's surprise, "With a small Myrish spyglass. One of the men you killed used to be a sailor, see."
As I thought, Michael said to himself.
"Continue," grumbled Ser Rykker, "I wish to hear it all."
Halfhand gave him a glare before Michael could. "I knew the place well. So, I gave the order to go around their ambush, to catch them unawares. But it took most of the remaining daylight to move around unseen. By the time we were ready, they were preparing to leave. Their two wildling guides had went off for a piss, right beside where we were hiding. One of them was about to spot us, so we commenced the attack."
"Long story short, they lost," Michael interrupted again, "Half the Rangers died in combat. The rest were captured. Not a single one of us died. I'm afraid full descriptions of our weapons, tactics and other capabilities will have to wait until a time all of the people at this fire are allies."
"And what will you do if he speaks about such matters in front of us?" the Lord Commander asked, "Will you kill to protect your secrets?"
Michael felt a great desire to put his face in his hands. "No, I'll just smack him on the head and gag him again," he replied flatly, "Qhorin Halfhand. Can you confirm that those of you we captured have not been badly hurt and that your personal property has not been taken, other than your weapons? Including that of the dead?"
Halfhand said nothing for a moment. "I can," he said, "Though you seem to be fond of using our horses as your own mounts."
I wouldn't use the word fond, Michael thought, My rear still hurts from the long journey on their backs. "They'll be returned, if we make peace, along with your swords."
Ser Alliser spat into the fire, over the top of the maester's shoulder. "How gracious of you, Lord Ulysses."
Michael smiled back at him with false innocence. "I have my moments," he said, before returning to the topic, "Lord Commander, we've established that your remaining men are alive, well and retain all the dignity that can be expected. Would you agree?"
Mormont's mouth moved like he was chewing a particularly tough bit of meat for a moment. "I disagree on the last matter," he said, "I would point out that they remain hostages. Which is beneath their dignity. They serve the realm, they gave up their lives to do so. Release them."
Michael shook his head. "They are prisoners of war," he said, "No sane leader would release prisoners for nothing. If you want them back, end the war. Make an agreement. Otherwise, they'll remain prisoners."
"Your threat to kill them if we attacked was dishonourable," Ser Rykker said, "And I see you continue your dishonour…"
"The threat was from the Free Folk, not me," Michael pointed out, "A promise from Mance. The peaceful talking idea, that was mine. I may have called this parley, but don't mistake me for one of the Free Folk."
"They're your prisoners," the Lord Commander said, pointing at Michael, "If they are killed by the 'Free Folk', you are responsible."
"I agree, which is another reason why I am negotiating. But you have a legitimate grievance, because we did plan on taking your men prisoner in the ambush. So, if you hear me out today, and I'll release the youngest back to you again, alive and unharmed." The one least likely to know anything because he's barely a Crow. Every night, the older men teach him survival skills.
The Lord Commander narrowed his eyes. "Very well, Ulysses. Make your proposals. But if you break that promise, I'll order an immediate attack."
At last, progress, Michael thought with relief. "The problem is that as many people north of the Wall need to be south of it before the White Walkers begin a large attack on the Free Folk. That will require a political settlement."
He held up his hand balled into a fist and put out his thumb. "One, some are willing to kneel, to accept your laws entirely and become vassals of your lords. Their property will not be touched."
"Cowards," Six Skins muttered.
Michael ignored him, and released his forefinger to join the thumb. "Two, some will swear sacred oaths on these weirwoods to defend the Wall and maintain the peace, though they will not join the Night's Watch. Their property won't be touched either."
Another finger. "Three, those that wish neither to kneel or swear an oath, but do not oppose us, we can use as scouts out here. Their families can be kept in strong positions to be built near the Wall, and they'll require supplies. In the event of a major attack by the Others, they'll be let through the Wall."
Michael held up all his fingers. "Four and Five. Those Free Folk who oppose the plan will be dealt with, and Mance will count on your assistance in doing so."
He put down his hand again. "These are our propositions."
The Lord Commander ran his fingers through his bushy beard, considering this.
"And if I refuse them?"
Michael made a dismissive gesture with his hand. "The Free Folk will be made into wights that will attack the Wall, or they'll attack the Wall themselves to avoid that fate."
"So it would seem," the Lord Commander agreed, "But what about you, Lord Ulysses? What will you do?"
Thank you, Nuremburg Trials, Michael thought. "My country's laws are clear," he said, "I'm not permitted to stand by while an entire people are annihilated. If you refuse, I have no choice but to assist the Free Folk."
"We may not need his help," Tormund added, with a nasty grin, "I see very few Crows behind you, Lord Commander. And Mance has many more than us."
Mormont was not impressed by the threat. "I do not have the authority to unleash the whole wildling population on the Seven Kingdoms. My own home has been attacked by them repeatedly in the past, and not so long ago as to forget or forgive."
Michael held up a hand to stop him. "My country's laws wouldn't allow me to tolerate the Free Folk taking people, property or the lives of civilians either," he said, "Anyone who breaks their word and commits a crime, I would be compelled to arrest and hand them over to you or the lords."
Tormund pulled his beard. "You didn't tell us that before."
"You didn't ask," Michael replied, "But like I told you before. Taking other people's property will just cause conflict we can't afford with White Walkers coming to kill us all."
Mormont baulked."At the very least, I would require permission to agree to your terms from the Starks of Winterfell."
Where the hell is Winterfell? Michael wondered.
"And my father will not give permission," Jon Stark added, "Not without seeing a wight with his own eyes. His lords wouldn't allow it."
Michael clenched his fist, hidden behind the side of the rifle hanging off his front. They do not seem to be treating this as urgently as it should. "Not good enough," he said, "Every day that passes, more Free Folk gather and the army of wights gets bigger too. If you didn't have the authority, then it would be royal troops or Stark troops guarding the gates of the Wall."
"The Night's Watch relies on the realm for supplies," Maester Aemon replied, "The King or the Lord of Winterfell may not command us, but they can show their displeasure at our actions with great ease."
"They're Crows, Ulysses," Tormund complained, "They can't scratch their arse without their lord's word."
Mormont leaned forward onto his knees. "And you can't scratch your arse without someone trying to stick a spear up it, Giantsbane," he said, "The support of the King and the Starks and the realm makes us stronger, not weaker."
Michael cut in to prevent the beards going off further on a tangent. "Let's be clear. There's no chance of us getting past the Wall until we transport a wight south of it, Lord Eddard Stark sees it, consults his lords and makes a decision. Is that correct?"
"More wights would be better," Mormont replied, "We can send them to the lords directly. Those nearest the Wall will be far more receptive to your plan if they have seen the threat for themselves."
"More wights aren't going to be a problem, trust me," Michael said, "How long would the whole process take?"
The Lord Commander shifted his weight on the furs underneath him, glancing at Jon Stark briefly. "Six months at least," he said.
Michael's brow raised. "Where does Lord Stark live? The Moon?" he asked, "Is Winterfell that far away?"
Mormont moved uncomfortably in his place. "Lord Stark is not presently in Winterfell," he stated, "He is serving as Hand of the King in the capital, many hundreds of leagues to the south."
Michael felt a lurch in his gut. Thousands of clicks, if a league is the same as one back home. When were they planning on telling me this? "Let's put aside the fact I have no idea if a wight could survive warmer climes… Is there someone else we can ask? Does Lord Stark have a regent that's closer?"
"My brother, Lord Robb Stark," Jon Stark began.
"Half-brother," Ser Alliser interrupted, "Don't forget yourself in the presence of your betters, boy."
Jon Stark shot a look of pure hatred at the 'knight', which seemed to amuse him. "Does the truth offend you, bastard?" Ser Alliser asked.
Where the hell does this guy think he is? The local bar?
"Kindly be quiet," Michael said in rebuke, "We aren't here to discuss the subject of Jon Stark's parents. If you can't restrain yourself, leave. Adults are speaking."
"Snow," Ser Alliser growled back, "His name is Snow." The knight's fingers wrapped around his sword's grip, ready to draw it out from its scabbard.
Michael took his rifle in hand and flicked the safety off. "Snow is what I'll bury you under if you intend to try that blade on me. Walk away. You're not longer welcome."
Halfhand stood. "I would do as he says, Ser Alliser," he said, "That rifle he holds is not to be trifled with. Cuts through armour like it was parchment." Ser Alliser did not heed the Ranger's advice. He didn't even seem to hear it.
"Kill him and be done with it," Six Skins said to Michael, his voice rising slightly with excitement, "Show the Crows what they face."
No, I won't kill a man for arrogance and stupidity, Michael thought, But if he draws that sword and takes a single step in my direction…
"Enough," the Lord Commander said in a commanding tone, "Ser Alliser. Leave."
The knight took his fingers off his sword, and swept his cloak around himself as he turned around. Ser Alliser Thorne left at once. Without a word of complaint or insult to anyone. Like it had all not mattered.
Maybe it doesn't matter, Michael wondered, At the end of the day, Alliser Thorne looked like he was always going to be a voice against us. Jon Stark is still a bastard in a society that seems to hate illegitimate children. My own insistence on treating him otherwise is just as stubborn.
Still, Michael was relieved by the sudden willing departure of the overzealous knight. He flicked his weapon's safety back on and let it hang by its sling again. "Jon Stark, you have a brother who is your father's regent? Why can't we just send the wight to him and have him make the decision?"
Jon Stark flinched, woken from deep thought. He answered cogently. "My brother would not take a decision on his own. He would send a raven to our father at once. I do not know if Father would believe my brother's word without seeing the wight himself. The lords should act on my brother's command, as they swore to do."
"But this is not an ordinary matter," Mormont added, "There will be great unrest among the lords if word of your proposals spreads before the wights are delivered."
Michael did not believe they were telling the whole truth. There was some piece of the puzzle he was missing. "Then we'll capture more as you suggested," he said, "Varamyr, can you do that quickly?"
Six Skins inclined his head. "A matter of weeks," he said.
"So the lords won't be a problem unless they're insane," Michael insisted.
"You have already seen what pride can do to a man's reason," Mormont stated, "I brought Ser Alliser here so you would understand the attitudes you would face south of the Wall. Your proposals will simply not work. The lords will accept those who bend the knee, unarmed women and children most like. But unless they take the vows of the Night's Watch, the lords will never accept armed wildlings south of the wall."
"Some of the Free Folk would kneel," Tormund said, "But very few would join you Crows. Your rules are strange to us."
"I hear you don't even take women," Six Skins added mockingly, "Do they cut your parts when you join?" Tormund let out a laugh himself at that.
Ser Rykker made some sort of remark about Six Skins being unable to take women without warging that Michael only half heard. The two chieftain's words had set off all the other Crows, save for the Maester and his assistant. They all gripped their weapons, though none had the impatience to draw and start swinging.
Frustration creeping in again, Michael leaned his head back, exhaling through his teeth. What he saw in the sky made him ignore the loud argument around him.
There was an eagle circling overhead.
Anywhere else, he would've regarded it as a curiosity. Not here. Not on Westeros. "Six Skins!" he shouted at the top of his voice. The argument stopped at once. "Is that one of yours?!" He pointed straight at the eagle.
The warg and everyone else looked up, squinting against the brightening daylight. A nasty grimace appeared on his face in a moment. "No, it's not mine!" Six Skins declared, "And another owns it."
From the top of the Wall, a horn droned out a call, and then another. Michael turned to the Crows. "What the hell is that?"
"Wildlings," Mormont said, "More wildlings are coming."
Jon Stark drew his blade and stepped in front of his Lord Commander. "Is this your plan? Draw us out and ambush us?!"
Not about to let himself get cut down in the confusion, Michael brought up his rifle, aiming it at the ground by the teenager's feet. Easy, kid, easy…
Mormont put his hand on Stark's shoulder. "Look at their faces," he said, "They don't know anything about this. We need to…"
The Lord Commander didn't finish his sentence. An arrow thrummed through the air and into his side. A warcry came from the west, figures moving out of the forest. Free Folk warriors, covered in torn off foliage held to their bodies with fishing nets. A thousand at least. The arrows began flying at the Crow's battle line, and a smaller force emerged into the clearing of the Nine Weirwoods.
Michael saw the man directing them for only a split second, and cursed his life choices. Rattleshirt.
Chapter 10: The Gates of Castle Black
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More archers appeared through the trees by the second, drawing their bows. Training kicking in, Michael threw himself to the ground, behind the pile of furs that were supposed to be his seat. The others followed his lead, just in time. Arrows whipped through the air. Too close.
Even as the projectiles were slamming into the snow around them, Ser Rykker and Jon Stark piled up more of the fur bundles to protect the maester, Tarly and the red-faced First Steward. Better cover for the old man in particular, while he examined the Lord Commander's wound gently with his hands and Tarly answered his questions.
"Private, give the maester some disinfectant!" Michael ordered. He was about to follow up with more instructions, until the horse and cart that had brought the maester bolted away. Using that distraction, Six Skins ran past as fast as his legs could carry him, due east. A few arrows flew at him, mostly landing short. A little too lucky, Michael's mind whispered, before putting away the thought.
"Craven!" Tormund shouted after him. If Six Skins heard the shout, he didn't care.
Rattleshirt's troops began slowly moving across the clearing at last, confident that they had at least injured some of their prey but knowing that a wounded animal is often the most dangerous. The group was equipped almost identically to the one that had attacked at the Laughing Tree; fur and leather, spears and axes. It was also far larger.
Michael grit his teeth, and ignored the cold shiver of fear down his spine that had nothing to do with the snow he was laying on as best he could. At least their eyes aren't glowing blue. "Sayer, with me." He began crawling through the middle of the circle of furs, flat on his stomach. The Private did the same. The Crows moved the other way, letting them pass.
The exceptions were Jon Stark and Ser Rykker. With their own people in the way, the Free Folk archers had stopped shooting, so the two Crows stood up and prepared to meet the charge. Michael couldn't help but admire their bravery, albeit the sort that was probably drilled into them since birth. Planning to make sure they wouldn't need to use their swords, he and Sayer both laid their rifles over the furs, using them as shooting rests.
Jon Stark glanced down with undeniable curiosity, the knight Rykker resisting the temptation far better than the teenager. Don't worry, you'll be seeing our weapons any second now, Michael thought. "Centre mass, one shot each, Private," he commanded in English, "We might have to shoot a whole lot more than just these ones."
"No warning shot?" Sayer asked, reluctant to shoot without it.
Morality and law both were on Michael's side, however, and he would brook no hesitation from the young Canadian Ranger.
"We've received accurate fire, Private. No warning shots."
Sayer's mouth turned into a thin line, but he gripped his weapon tighter and put his chin to the stock to aim it. Attaboy.
Michael looked through the optical sight on his weapon and selected the first of his targets, a large man with a stone warhammer. Okay big guy, that's far enough. "Open fire."
The rifles peeled, the muzzles flashed, and the Crows unfamiliar with the sound and sight half-jumped out of their skins.
Sayer got his opening shot off first, Michael firing a split second later. They moved from target to target, giving each a bullet a piece. Almost none of them were killed instantly, but almost all dropped or stopped dead, their injury too painful and novel to ignore. The tracer rounds made warriors flinch, which slowed and then halted the advance.
That's right, learn your lesson, Michael said to himself as he dared to hope it would be that easy, Go home to Mama.
But reinforcements came up from behind, ignoring or not noticing the carnage. Michael's insides wrenched. The calculations were clear as day to him, they would reach his position. And calculation turned to rage when he saw who was leading the renewed charge, a personal retinue of sorts all around him.
The Weeper. We've been betrayed.
"Private, see the guy with the scythe?" Michael asked during a lull for reloading.
"Yeah."
"Shoot him after I've cleared the way."
Michael didn't wait for Sayer to acknowledge the order, and zoned in on the Weeper himself. The chieftain was looking straight at him, and noticed the change. Michael squeezed the trigger, letting a three round burst fly. As expected, the Weeper grabbed a man beside him, just in time. The bullets tore through the human shield, and into their intended target.
The Weeper kept coming, but his warriors kept out of arm's reach. He dropped to a hunch, trying to make himself a smaller target. Michael recognised that for the desperation it was, and felt sorry for the guy. Every one of them saw his little sacrificial act. He's a dead man.
Sayer took his shot. The bullet erupted through the Weeper's neck. He dropped to his knees, clutching the injury as blood poured through it. Michael did not see him die. His warriors simply went around their mortally wounded leader, didn't bunch up, and began to sprint. They've seen gunfire before, Michael realised, When we fought off wights at the Fist.
"Ghost!" Jon Stark called at the top of his lungs, "Ghost!"
"Why is he calling 'ghost'?" Sayer asked loudly in English, as he reloaded, "There are ghosts too?!"
Michael didn't answer, the enemy force were barely twenty yards away now.
"Snow, protect the Lord-Commander!" Ser Rykker said, stepping forward towards the enemy.
"I'll not die laying on my arse," Tormund growled to no one in particular, "Not while Crows die standing!" He stood to join Rykker, spear in hand.
Michael waited a moment for them to die and open up his lanes of fire, but no arrows flew to strike them down and the enemy seemed genuinely afraid of them for a moment.
How the hell am I supposed to shoot if you idiots step in front of me? He complained to no one. Getting up himself, quickly followed by Sayer, Michael began moving to get a clear shot once again.
Ser Rykker met the first of the Weeper's men directly. He took a blow from a stone axe on the flat of his blade, shattering the axe, before following up with a wide sweep across the man's face. Tormund claimed the next dose of blood, shoving his iron-tipped spear through the throat of a man running at him with a bronze sword speckled with green rust.
A wave of warriors washing over the pair, Michael could hear his heartbeat in his ears as he concentrated on keeping the Crow and the Chief alive. His rifle moved this way and that, sweeping over anyone trying to get in behind the pair. Sayer copied him, and soon there were collections of dying men and spearwives on the ground to either side.
But not even a minute later, his rifle clicked empty.
"Reloading!" Sayer called, his voice breaking as warriors spotted that he had stopped shooting too. They rushed him, raising their axes to strike.
Panic rising like burning vomit in his throat, Michael took his pistol into his hand and emptied it at the group. The cluster of warriors dissolved, some dead, others fleeing at the sudden rapid fire. But the damage had been done. Their comrades moved to surround, coming in from all sides to attack. Fending them off, Tormund soon had a large cut across his cheek, and Ser Rykker a wound to his left arm, neither cooperating with the other to defend themselves.
Avoiding the same mistake, Michael and Sayer backed off, stepping behind the piled furs again and completing the reload of their weapons. Gunfire kept the blades and points at bay, but the warriors were so close now, Michael could smell their breath and sweat. As soon as rifle and pistol ran dry again, they'd be all over both groups resisting them.
Michael began shooting sparingly, looking to scare them off rather than kill all of them and keep the stalemate alive longer. Tormund's troops aren't just going to stand there and watch him die, his mind promised him, Just hold out a little longer.
A push by trios from two sides forced Michael and Sayer to open up with everything they had left. With no real distance to slow them down, the bullets passing through the men and injuring others behind. Michael let the empty magazine drop out of his rifle, frantically reaching for a spare, but he already knew it was too late. A spearwife with a spear ran forward with her weapon held like a rifle and bayonet. Sayer pulled out a small steel hatchet, as two others advanced on him with clubs.
KIA on another world. Damn. Refusing to die without a useful weapon in his hand, Michael reached for his knife, hoping his armour would protect him enough to use it.
A blizzard of bright white fur filled his vision, forcing him to blink. For a split second, Michael thought snow had been magically summoned, fear of the Others shooting through. Only when the smell of wet dog hit his nostrils and the blizzard pinned the spearwife with its jaws around her throat did he realise the truth.
A gigantic white wolf turned to find its next victim, revealing a bloody muzzle and eyes the same dark red as the sap of the Laughing Tree. Michael's eyes widened at the sight so much that they filled with tears due to the cold. His body refused to move. The animal's gaze looked to him and for a moment, nothing else in the world existed except him and the wolf.
Reality resumed as the wolf bounded away silently, towards the next victim, a thin man with a spear. It pulled him to the ground with a tug on the leg, and tore into the arm holding the weapon.
It's only attacking the enemy, Michael realised. Not stopping to consider why, he wasted no time in using the distraction to feed his weapon another magazine. By the time he was finished, Jon Stark and Halfhand ran past and joined the wolf in putting warriors down.
Whatever annoyance Michael felt at the Crow Ranger being cut free, Jon Stark made up for it. Stark killed three men in six seconds, pirouetting about in a semi circle. Blood soaked his longsword, flicking away as it moved. Whenever the teenager swung the blade, he killed or deflected a blow that would have killed him. Halfhand was just as good if not better, but he was slower and killed fewer.
They're dyed-in-the-wool killers, Michael thought, feeling strongly that he was on another world once again.
From the north, another warcry echoed, sending Sayer spinning on the spot. Michael stopped the Private from shooting out of sheer adrenaline, knowing there was only one force that could come from that direction.
Tormund's warbands attacked the Weeper's depleted force, rolling over it like a hedgehog of spears and men. The sheer weight of numbers told its tale.
Hunched over and panting hard, Michael watched with relief at the warriors scattering with comical haste, some even dropping their weapons. It was only then he noticed that most of them were just as young as Jon Stark, Sayer or Ygritte. Until then, they were just savages trying to kill him. The realisation bothered him a little. But only a little.
Checking to see if reinforcements weren't coming in to resume an attack, Michael glanced southwards to see how the battle elsewhere was going. He saw only corpses littering the ground beyond the weirwoods, no mass of Free Folk warriors clashing with Crows. Whatever had happened, the fight was over or had moved on.
The wolf just stood in the midst of the bodies, licking the blood from its cheeks, watching. What is it doing? Michael asked himself.
Soon, the movement of Tormund limping caught his notice. As did the dozen wounds from his face to his legs that he now possessed. A few seconds more and he'd have been caught out, Michael knew. With Halfhand and Ser Rykker ignoring the man's plight to instead rush back to his Lord Commander, Michael went and helped Tormund back to the campfire. He'd earned a little aid given his performance and the trust he had shown in the plan, acts that had undoubtedly helped to save all their lives.
The chieftain grunted his thanks and accepted the help, while Jon Stark hovered around, observing quietly. Like the wolf.
"Maester Aemon," Michael said as they got close, "Got another casualty for you."
Both the Crows and the Free Folk standing around took notice of that, except for the maester himself, who kept working. The arrow itself had been removed by now, and Mormont looked like anyone in pain; red faced, sweaty and cringing.
"The Lord Commander requires our full attention," Aemon said, referring to himself and an extremely pale Tarly, the latter passing his superior a makeshift poultice of some kind.
Giantsbane spat into the embers of the fire, raising a hiss from it. "Leave the old man to his work. I'll live, but our chances of making an agreement are as dead as that fucking wight now. We'll keep the Lord Commander and the rest of our Crows prisoner, alive. Mance will want to speak to them."
Mance will want information out of them, Michael thought, And the Lord Commander will not be forthcoming. "Rattleshirt doesn't represent Mance, and we killed the Weeper ourselves. We came here in good faith. We can still make an agreement."
Tormund scoffed. "Aye, I am sure the Crows will be delighted to make peace with the people who they think just tried to kill them."
"They'll follow their Lord Commander," Mormont rasped, summoning a surprising amount of authority despite his condition, "After what I have seen these past two days, I am obliged to continue speaking peace." The man glanced at Michael's rifle.
"You're a dead man anyway, Crow," Tormund replied, "Maybe not today, but soon."
Michael couldn't help but agree with that assessment. Infection alone was going to be a serious threat to the Lord Commander's life. "Man has a point," he said, looking to Mormont, "Might be best to keep talking here and now. Create a fait accompli, an agreement that the Watch can take or leave as your last act."
The maester merely gave a chuckle, as if to say 'shows what you know'.
"The Lord Commander can be saved, easily," he said, "But only if we return to Castle Black."
Giantsbane gestured to the old man, like he could see. "Do you think me fresh off my mother's teat?" Tormund asked, "Wound like that will fester, Lord Crow here will die of a fever."
"And at Castle Black, there are materials to prevent it," the red-faced steward stated matter-of-factly, "Our knowledge of healing is greater than yours." Michael had almost forgotten the man existed, and suddenly remembered his name; Marsh.
"And even if it isn't good enough, he's no use out here," Jon Stark added, "The Lord Commander can speak to the men, use his dying words to keep the negotiations alive."
Michael frowned, unable to tell if there really was a chance or if the Crows just wanted to get the hell out of there. He certainly would in their place. He spotted Tormund looking around for a moment, between Crows, his warriors and back south, before sighing mightily.
"I'm going to regret this," Tormund grumbled, "Since you're so insistent he can live, old man, we'll bugger Rattleshirt from behind and give you back to your men."
"And we'll keep Halfhand hostage, as before," Michael added quickly, pleasing Tormund. Keeping the intelligence the Ranger had gathered out of the hands of his brothers in black remained a concern. The man in question shrugged, though he didn't drop or hand off his newly-acquired sword.
"You cannot attack Rattleshirt so close to my men," the Lord Commander said, "With Ser Rykker, Marsh and I here, Ser Alliser is in command. He will see your force as just another warband coming to attack him."
"Or pretend to," Marsh added, "He would never believe you come to deliver us back to Castle Black. I would not have believed it before I saw you strange foreign men strike down the wildlings coming for us." The steward's new found appreciation for Canadians notwithstanding, Michael could not help but admit there was truth in what they were saying.
"Nor would Ser Alliser's honour allow him to believe we were not hostages," Mormont agreed, "Even if you placed us in front of your men, and told him what you planned, he might still attack out of hatred for you and a will to defend what he and every other southron in the Watch believes it stands for."
"Killing wildlings, I presume?" Michael guessed.
"Aye," Mormont replied.
Ser Rykker frowned at his leader, but said nothing. Michael had guessed he was exactly the sort of 'honourable' knight type from the South that Ser Alliser was, he was just more polite about it.
"Then we'll defeat your Crows," Tormund stated, "Even if it'll upset the Canadians here."
"Canadians?" Jon Stark asked.
Damn it. Michael could've floored the bearded idiot of a chieftain. "Tormund, order your tribe back to camp and to stay there," he commanded, pointedly ignoring Jon Stark's question, "Bring Halfhand back with you. Find Six Skins and find out if he betrayed us. We'll take the Lord Commander's party back to the Wall ourselves. Such a small party won't be mistaken for a Free Folk attack, even deliberately." Unless Ser Alliser wants Mormont's job and is willing to murder for it…
Tormund shot up from his seat, causing his wounds to ooze blood again. "Are you mad?" he roared, "You two against Rattleshirt's whole warband and his allies?"
Michael found himself unable to suppress a shit-eating grin."We've killed his whole warband before, Giantsbane."
Every Crow turned his head to look at that, including the blind maester.
Tormund merely shook his own. "Even if you do it again… There is another path we could walk here. If we defeat the Crows now, the Wall will be defenceless. Can you not see that those few hundred are all the warriors Head Crow could spare?"
I noticed, Michael thought, wanting to physically close the chieftain's mouth, I just didn't want the Crows to know that I knew.
"The warriors you saw are far from the only force I can bring to bear," Mormont retorted over his shoulder at the chieftain, "And the lords of Westeros will act if you attack us so brazenly."
Then why haven't they? Michael wondered, Is the land up here not worth taking? Are the raids not worth answering? His school history lessons had taught him the economic value of fur trading in North America. If he was a lord, there was real money to be made north of the Wall and there was every reason to retaliate against raiders.
"Tormund, you know why we came here, and slaughtering Crows isn't it. I'm not tempting fate by putting your warriors in close proximity to the main Crow force. Mance sent you with me for a reason. I'm guessing it's because you're one of the more cunning leaders among your people."
"Har!" Tormund interrupted, "I am that."
"Then trust me," Michael insisted, "What I promised your king still holds."
Tormund chewed on that for a moment, considering the matter. The promise to Mance to join the war against the Night's Watch if they became unreasonable was not lightly made. But anyone with a brain could understand that the opposite was true too. If Free Folk leaders betrayed the Canadians, Michael would not forgive it.
"Ah! I give up!" Tormund said, throwing up his hands and standing again, "I'll let Mance decide if you were wrong or right."
The Canadians slowly led the way to the gate of Castle Black.
The Crows pulled their Lord Commander on a stretcher-sled made of animal skins, loops of leather and long weirwood branches. The two juniors were assigned to the task. Jon Stark did the job without comment or complaint. Tarly on the other hand huffed and puffed to an embarrassing degree.
Without the horse and cart or more men to pull another sled, the 'maester' had to walk along with his cane. It was likely the longest walk the ancient man had taken in a very long time. Only Ser Rykker and Steward Marsh remained unencumbered, and both were on guard with their swords, the former more competently than the latter.
So, to say Michael was on edge about the speed of their pace was an understatement. They had to stop for a break every few minutes, either for Tarly's benefit or the maester's. Each time, he felt his skin crawl, the wind blowing the trees making him see movement everywhere in his peripheral vision. He almost wished he hadn't insisted Halfhand remain a prisoner, as the extra sword hand would've soothed his worries.
They weren't even clear of the battlefield's original area and he had already worked out it would take the rest of the daylight hours to make the distance. At least we brought night vision, he thought, not liking the idea of walking through the dark woods with just Sayer without the ability to see.
Michael had wanted to warn the Crows off from stopping in the middle of the large collection of fallen bodies, but Tarly was already as red as the weirwood leaves and there was no pushing him onwards. Annoyed, he let the heavy teenager be, knowing no good would come of chastising him for his unhealthy state and not wanting to be the bad guy about it either.
He began a rough count of the dead. "A hundred, mostly dead Free Folk," Michael noted aloud, "Very few Night's Watch." The proportion was something like twenty to one. The Free Folk's lack of iron and steel relative to their enemy was written all over the field.
"These will need to be burned, sir," Sayer remarked, kicking snow towards the nearest corpse, a raven-haired spearwife even younger than Ygritte, her mouth carved open by a sword-slash.
Feeling that Sayer's comment was badly timed, Michael grimaced. "Don't tempt fate, Private. I can see the damn things picking themselves up to kill us in my mind's eye already."
Sayer paled and nodded, paying the corpses far more attention at once. That made Michael feel a little guilty. If the White Walkers strayed this close to the Wall, they'd have been spotted long before by the Crows on the top of it. Yet the fear of that situation was very real even for him, rationality be damned.
"Sounds like you've seen something like that before," Jon Stark remarked from behind.
Michael frowned, not sure why the kid was talking to him unsupervised. "We have."
The teenager looked thoughtful, looking up at the Wall. "Can they climb?" They meaning the wights.
Michael didn't know the answer to that. "They can wield weapons, so I'd assume so. Not sure even they could climb that thing, if that's what you're worried about. The human ones, anyway."
"The human ones?"
"The Free Folk tell of White Walkers riding dead horses and other things. Anything that dies up here is a potential soldier for the Others, unfortunately. We've only ever seen human wights ourselves, but I believe those who say they've seen different kinds."
There's a conversation I never thought I'd have, Michael thought to himself, Unless it was about a TV show.
Stark gave a single nod, brooding in the way only a teenager could. Michael couldn't shake off the feeling that the kid wasn't supposed to speak to him. "Why are you asking me? Lord Commander tell you to get information out of me?"
Looking a little hurt by the notion that he'd willingly deceive anyone out of ill intention, Stark shook his head. "I'm my own man, Canadian," he said firmly, "I haven't said the vows yet."
So he's worked out that the 'Canadians' are us, Michael thought as he looked him up and down, Not that it was difficult, damn Tormund. The kid was wearing black from head to toe, just like any other Crow.
"Well, that explains why Ser Alliser was so rude to you. You're dressed like a member of the Night's Watch without being one. Even where I'm from, soldiers do not like people doing similar things. There's even a term for it, 'stolen valour'."
Jon Stark went red, though Michael couldn't tell out of what emotion. "I had no choice. The Lord Commander would not allow me or Sam to wear our own clothes north of the Wall. And I would take my vows today if I could."
"So Mormont wanted to present a united front, and Ser Alliser holds it against you anyway," Michael concluded, "I'd like to say such an idiot wouldn't be allowed near a military position back home, but that's not true. No shortage of arrogance in the Army." Maybe I'm guilty of it myself.
"Is that what Canadian means?" Stark asked, changing tack fast, "Like Crow is to the Night's Watch, Canadian is another name for a soldier in your army?"
Michael wasn't about to give that away. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Stark."
"Why are you so reluctant to talk about that? Or tell us your real name?"
"Don't know my name, can't associate it with 'wildling' activity among the lords in the South before I get to speak to them."
The kid opened his mouth to refute that, which Michael Michael had thought of arguments against lying about his name too, but Ser Rykker called the young man. Leaving the argument unfinished, Jon Stark returned to his place by Tarly without another word. The maester's assistant was looking better already.
The march towards Castle Black resumed quickly.
The corpses continued on the path, a string of bodies, telling a tale.
Sayer reported the story aloud to Michael at each break as they went.
"The Crows withdrew together. They have actual boots, you can see the hobnails impressions in the slush. Free Folk followed, shooting arrows."
Then…
"Free Folk hit them from one side as one group. See the dead all in a row? Hit that shieldwall and bounced off it, I think. Lots of broken arrows, a few pieces of wood and leather too. Crows held the line here."
Then…
"Crow cavalry swept through here. No Free Folk bodies though. Guys on horses trying to get around the back?"
And finally, in English…
"Lieutenant! Come see this!"
Michael, having been staring up at the Wall as it practically leaned over them. There was artillery at the top of it, he had noticed. Regardless, he tore his eyes away to find his subordinate once again. He strode past the sled, where Ser Rykker was giving Tarly and Mormont water from a skin, finding Sayer a good distance to the front. The Private was kneeling behind a tree. Michael joined him, and peered around the tree.
"Report."
"Clearing ahead. Gate is just beyond. Corpses on the ground. Rattleshirt's group fought to the end. By the look of the snow, the cavalry came up and rode them all down."
As interesting as that was, Michael didn't know why that required him to come over at once. "What's the problem? The cavalry still out there?"
"No. Look at the body over there." Sayer pointed to the one of the nearest corpses. Aside from the blood which had melted into a pool in the snow, whoever it had been wore bones strung from the furs, and a giant's skull on their head.
Rattleshirt.
"With me, Private," Michael ordered, "Keep alert. This might be a trick."
"Sir."
They advanced together, guns up. When they arrived at the body, Michael saw that it was no ruse. He could identify Rattleshirt from the yellow-toothed sneer still pasted to his face. The man hadn't seen his death coming and it came quickly. Just beyond, there was another scatter of corpses, almost as many as the group at the weirwoods.
"Took a sword to the back of the neck," Sayer said, "Cut clean through his spine?"
Man was turned into a reverse Pez dispenser.
"Cavalry charge. Must not have heard the horsemen coming over the sound of the fighting over there." Without thinking, his attention was drawn to the clearing and then the Wall itself, seeking out the gate. Its doors were made of a metal frame, thick wooden panels and more metal reinforcements nailed into it. Nothing to worry about, until he realised how large they were. When he looked through his sight to double check, his heart dropped.
"That gate is too small," Michael said, "We'll never get the BV through that." The crawler's width was larger than a mammoth, if not the height.
Sayer shrugged. "So we use a different gate. This can't be the only one."
"This is the gate to Castle Black. The Lord Commander's castle. I'd assume it has the largest tunnel through the ice."
"Maybe Mance will kno…"
A horn blast from the top of the Wall interrupted Sayer, forcing both of them to crane their necks to look at the peak of the structure. At the very top, a small black figure could be seen at the edge.
"One call?" Michael said, "What's that mean?"
"Rangers returning," said a familiar voice from behind.
Son of a bitch! Michael brought his rifle around and found its barrel planted against the chest of Halfhand. The Crow Ranger had his hands up, sword sheathed and as disarming a face as he could muster. Sayer jumped and then aimed at the man himself.
"How the hell did you get away from Tormund?" Michael demanded, "Start talking."
"Kill me now and my brothers will not be forgiving," Halfhand replied, like he was talking to a child, "Put the weapon down and we'll talk. Else the wolf might get the wrong idea." The Crow Ranger tilted his head to the left, towards the massive, silent white wolf. Sayer quickly shifted his aim to the animal, which merely padded sideways, as if trying to find a better angle to pounce.
Not in the slightest bit intimidated by the threat implied there, Michael wanted the answer more than the Ranger's death. He lowered his weapon, but gave a canine smile nonetheless. "Did you kill anyone on the way out?"
Halfhand smirked, then shook his head. "Just reasoned with Giantsbane," he said, "That my brothers were far more likely to support the Lord Commander's position if I am there to speak in its favour. Pledged that I'd return to Craster's afterwards, on one of the weirwoods. Giantsbane saw no harm in it, as you still have the rest of my ranging party."
"Wasn't his decision to make."
"He made it anyway."
Michael blew out a breath in frustration. He lacked the will and legal reason to shoot the man on the spot, and if the objective was still an agreement, it would've been stupid too. He had no conception that Tormund would be so rash. What were you thinking, you beardy prick…
"Qhorin!" came a call. The rest of the Crows were coming up.
"Ser Jaramy!" Halfhand greeted in return, "Got away from Giantsbane."
The knight seemed to find that dubious, but gave the man a small incline of the head regardless. The elder of the group had a far more amusing reaction.
"Excellent news, Qhorin," said Maester Aemon, "You can relieve Tarly on the sled."
Halfhand made a sound of disapproval as he went to do his duty, which brightened Michael's mood considerably. Consideration to taking Halfhand back with him did enter his mind… but this was quickly crushed when the wolf loped over to Jon Stark and grabbed his hand, pulling on it playfully. "Easy, Ghost!" the young man said to it. The wolf is the ghost, and Ghost is his, he realised, The kid must be a warg. Which meant the wolf was as much Stark's weapon as the sword at his hip.
Michael had no desire to tangle with the Crows after that information came to him. His ready ammunition was low, and the wolf was very close. With no Free Folk in sight, Rattleshirt and the Weeper dead, the danger seemed to have passed too. Time for a little peace. He tapped Sayer on the shoulder to follow and made his way to the sled gingerly avoiding the wolf at play.
"Lord Commander Mormont," he said, "I think you're safe from here. We'll wait a week for a reply on whether or not you want to continue negotiations, to let you get your ducks in a row."
Mormont's brow raised, not familiar with the phrase, but he got the general idea. He looked to the maester for confirmation. "That should be sufficient time for healing, if all goes well," the old man confirmed, "Though whether or not it is enough time to consider the matters you have already raised, I cannot say."
"Keep me alive and awake, Aemon," Mormont replied, "That will suffice."
Michael waved them along, following for a little bit while Halfhand and Jon Stark pulled the sled. The wolf had bolted into the trees. "Stark, one thing before you go," he said, "I owe you an apology. Being out here, with everything that has happened… Can make a man paranoid."
Jon Stark grunted with the effort of the first movement of the sled, glancing over his shoulder northwards before he answered. "That I can understand," he said.
Michael listened to Tormund complain for most of a week as he waited for the Night's Watch to return to the negotiation table.
It had turned out that Halfhand had not convinced the chieftain to let him go. The Crow had kicked him between the legs hard, dodged around the nearest weirwood and somehow evaded a good portion of the Ruddy Hall warband sent after him.
Tormund's displeasure that Michael hadn't dragged the man back was mercifully brief, as his amusement at the Ranger's 'sheer balls' increased as the ache in his own decreased. But he still ran at the mouth about it, and where Six Skins had disappeared to. All that could be done was to deflect into conversations about how to take the Wall, a subject about which Tormund liked speaking.
Aside from listening to that, there was little to do. Michael spent his time preventing Tormund's people from snooping around his things and preventing the Crows from escaping. They were so close to 'home' now that they would've made it even if they somehow lost their wool cloaks.
In the mean time, Sayer spent his time fending off horny spearwives who always seemed to find themselves in ready wife-stealing situations. Accidentally dropping their weapons around him, tripping up in front of him, hanging around the Canadian fire at night. Sayer was finding it hard to stop himself, being a healthy eighteen year old.
This would've been funny to Michael, except it was usually the same spearwives who tried to steal their equipment. Tormund's message on the matter hadn't gotten through their thick skulls, and they seemed to think it was the perfect way for Michael to steal them too. As none of them had been ravaged for their 'crimes', it had turned more into a game than a serious invitation to woo.
Michael was pulling one of the spearwives away from the horses on the sixth night, finding the task pretty easy as she made faces and onlookers laughed, when torch-bearing riders appeared at the southern end of the Nine Weirwoods. He quickly dropped his night vision goggles over his eyes, as the light of the flames in the distance was not enough to determine the nature of what was approaching.
Seven riders, he counted, as he released the spearwife, Not an attack. He quickly made his way back to Sayer, through the rushing about of Tormund's warriors, as they could not see anything. The Private was already tooling up, putting on the helmet that used to belong to Singh and grabbing up his scout rifle.
"It's a small group of riders," he said, "Not a threat."
Sayer paused, before cradling his weapon in his arms. "Why are they coming at night?"
"Good question."
Together, they made their way to the nearest weirwood, putting it at their back. The riders entered the clearing slowly, but came directly nonetheless.
A breathless Tormund made an appearance soon afterwards, spear in hand. The Crows were now close enough that their number was more obvious. "What do they want?" the chieftain asked, "It's the hour of the wolf! I was dreaming of my bear again…"
The mere mention of 'wolf' had Michael searching for Jon Stark's Ghost. No sign of the massive wolf could be seen, but he knew all the thing had to do was lay down in the snow and it'd be practically invisible, night vision or no night vision. Sayer's FLIR camera would've had better luck, but that had been left behind at Gilly's Hall to help with the defence.
"No idea," Sayer replied to Tormund, "But it's that asshole who's leading them."
And so it was; Ser Alliser was at the centre of the line of riders, flanked by Ser Rykker and a new man who hadn't been one to come see the wight. Of all the people the Crows could've sent, Michael wanted to see him the least.
Jon Stark was present too, but he was relegated to the edge of the group and didn't seem enthusiastic to be a part of it. Though Michael found it hard to tell, he wasn't close enough yet. Hopefully he's displeased with his would-be leaders and not me, he thought, remembering the swordsmanship the kid had shown.
No sign of Mormont, Halfhand or Marsh.
Uh oh. "Sayer, get your phone out and record this," Michael said, "Discreetly."
"Yes, sir."
That the group was led by the man who seemed to hate the whole idea of talking to 'wildlings' most was not a good sign. As much as Michael was determined not to believe all was lost just yet, measures for leadership back home to understand why things went up in flames might be needed too. The Private obliged, starting a video capture.
Michael waited until he was sure the recording had begun, before he addressed the party of Crows. "Ser Alliser Thorne!" he shouted out, remembering the man liked his full title, "Welcome back."
The 'knight' said nothing at first, simply dismounting. Ser Rykker and Jon Stark did the same, the teenager running to catch up. All of them were gripping their sword hilts, albeit in a reverse way. In response, Michael shifted his weapon into his hands. The Crows slowed.
"Har," Tormund grunted to himself, "They learnt fast."
"You can say that again," Michael grinned at the chieftain.
For a moment, there was nothing but the strangely pleasant sound of crunching snow underfoot as the Crows made their way across.
"Ulysses of Ithaca," Ser Alliser said, "Let's make this quick."
Michael frowned. He got the distinct impression that the 'knight' was trying to railroad something, all of a sudden. "There is no way we can make it quick," he said, "We still have a lot to discuss regarding an agreement…"
"No longer," Ser Alliser stated, "I am here to do clarify matters. First, to thank you for informing us of the threat of the wights and how to fight them. Second, to inform you that we will not be making an agreement with the traitor, Mance Rayder."
Michael couldn't believe his ears, and began to grow suspicious. "Where is Lord Commander Mormont?" he asked in interruption, "Qhorin Halfhand?"
"He fell ill with a fever from his wounds," Ser Alliser replied, "The maester is tending to him, but he sleeps. Even if he wakes, it may be months before he is capable of leading. Qhorin is still being questioned about everything he saw."
Not believing it was that simple, Michael looked to Jon Stark. The boy gave a sombre nod. It was true. Mormont was out for the count, at least for now. And Halfhand ostracised in some way, perhaps for not doing his duty and trying to kill Mance Rayder. To say nothing of the Canadian allies of the 'wildlings'.
"I thought you would not believe the truth from my own lips," Ser Alliser sneered, "So I brought the bastard."
"You thought correctly," Michael said, "I take it this means you won't be letting anyone through the Wall?"
Ser Rykker stepped forward, causing his fellow knight to scowl. "We have come to a compromise. Word has been sent to Winterfell, proposing that any man willing to disarm and pledge fealty to the realm shall be allowed through, as well as any woman and child. But none shall pass until they have Lord Stark's permission."
Michael knew that was a death sentence for many, and it must've showed on his face.
"Be glad we support that much," Ser Alliser added, "There are many among us who would rather we shut the gates. Or only take women."
"Men who can't count," Jon Stark commented from the side, "And rapers."
"True," Ser Alliser agreed, begrudgingly, "But brothers of the Night's Watch all the same."
"And those who will not kneel?" Tormund asked, "What will you do when the Others kill them and make them wights?"
"I'm sure Halfhand has told you how many he saw at the Fist," Michael agreed, "Are you so blinded by hatred that you can't see negotiation is the only way to save both your peoples?" And get me home without excess blood being shed.
"You are blinded by ignorance, you know nothing of what the realm has suffered at the hands of these savages," Ser Alliser said coolly, ignoring Tormund entirely, "That you would stand beside them forces our hand."
Michael narrowed his eyes. "What does that mean?"
"With the Lord Commander indisposed, the officers took a vote," Ser Rykker said, "Despite the objections of some, we offer terms. You may pass south of the Wall, fully armed even, but only if you pledge fealty. Those are better than what we offer the wildlings, you will be sure to note."
It was better, but Michael saw through it. They're trying to split us from the Free Folk. Should I care if we are?
"How generous of you," Sayer said flatly.
"We'll think about it," Michael stated politely, not wanting to reject it outright until he had discussed it with O'Neill, "And take your terms back to Mance."
"No," Ser Alliser said, "For you Canadians, we would know your willingness to accept now. You are too dangerous for us to be uncertain about."
"Not all my people are here," Michael said, "I must consult with them."
"You are their leader," Ser Rykker said, "They will follow your commands. Qhorin has made that clear to us. You are their lord."
Cursing inwardly, Michael gave Tormund a dark look. It appeared Jon Stark had explained the Canadian thing to his brothers-to-be, or they had already caught on from the chieftain's outburst a week before.
"You would not pledge fealty now," Ser Rykker said quickly, "Only indicate that you would be willing to, when Lord Stark arrives."
The better knight was trying to soften the blow, but Michael saw it for what it was. They wanted the Canadians to defect, help them keep the 'wildlings' at bay without any regard for their humanity. The temptation to accept simply to get south to the Isle of Faces was there… but merely thinking of it made him feel dirty. And besides that, it was impossible.
"I have already sworn an oath to a monarch. It isn't legal for me to change allegiance, it would make me a traitor. The same is true of all my people north of the Wall."
Ser Alliser grimaced, bereft of any amusement or warmth. "Then you will be considered an enemy of the Night's Watch until such a time that you come to your senses, hand over your weapons, and kneel. We offer a far better fate than months or years among wildlings and then death at the hands of the wights. You would be wise to accept."
The Crows were backing him into a corner. Michael could not accept that they were doing this. "Can we simply not come to an arrangement?" he asked, "We are reasonable men and women who have just seen a dire threat to all our lives. We can take some time to come to a better agreement than a demand at swordpoint."
"What we offer is already a compromise," Ser Rykker said, "To concede more would be to invite mutiny in our ranks and the wrath of the lords of Westeros. As far as they're both concerned, our duty is to keep people north of the Wall."
Michael shook his head. And you all hate the 'wildlings' regardless.
"It's the same proposal Mormont suggested and I rejected. And delivered in this manner, without any room for modification, it amounts to a declaration of war," he stated, "You are not acknowledging any of us as people. We need safe passage, we're willing to compromise to get it, but you demand everything. Property, dignity, freedom, their lives, it would all be at your mercy."
"We are at war with all who would threaten the realm," Ser Alliser said, "Refuse to kneel and you are a threat to the realm. You do not acknowledge our laws, you ambush our Rangers, you travel with those who think the very concept of law and fealty is absurd. You were correct. Either you say you will kneel, or we are at war."
Michael glanced at Sayer, his phone held upside down but with the camera outwards. I hope you all got that, Private, it might keep us all out of prison.
"You already know what we want of you," Tormund growled at him, "Make your choice." The Free Folk chieftain and the right hand of Mance Rayder, King Beyond the Wall, was waiting for the answer just as much as the Crows were.
There was only one path Michael could see.
Feeling robbed of options, by Rattleshirt and the Weeper, by Mance, by the Crows, he found himself unable to speak in a tone free of piss and vinegar, though he kept his choice of words polite.
"I refuse your offer. I acknowledge your declaration that a state of war now exists between my country and the Night's Watch. Rest assured, there will be immediate consequences."
Ser Alliser's face turned to stone, a glare chiselled on it. Ser Rykker took a step back. This seemed exaggerated, melodramatic to Michael, and he waited for them to say something. They didn't. They were frozen like deer in the headlights.
They're afraid I'll shoot them down now, Michael realised to his amusement. He hadn't thought his tone had been that harsh. Maybe it was the rifles. "You have safe passage back to your Wall," he said, "We don't kill people at parleys. Run along now." He shoo'ed them off with his hand.
The two knights turned on the spot and made off with impolite haste. The third member of the delegation hesitated for a moment, which gave Michael an idea.
"Jon Stark! Tell your brother in Winterfell I'm coming. Tell him these idiots destroyed a real chance for peace, but that it's not the only chance. I'll speak peace to any lord that'll hear me!"
Ser Alliser stopped in his tracks on hearing the declaration, and growled at Stark to get back on his horse. The teenager merely inclined his head at Michael, a nod so subtle that it would've been undetectable if the kid hadn't been looking right at him. A tiny sliver of hope in what had been a Charlie Foxtrot of a situation.
Chapter 11: An Sáirsint
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The roar of the crowd around the fight grew louder. The fur-covered warrior's arm curled back, telegraphing the massive swing about to come flying forwards.
Waiting until the man was fully committed, Padraig side stepped and ducked slightly. The punch came flying wide, the force sending the warrior forward. Wide open.
Gotcha.
Padraig stood, swinging his left arm down and catching his opponent's one under his armpit, snaking his hand around the warrior's shoulder to hold him. The man shifted and turned, even tried punching the arm restraining him, but he was locked in place.
Padraig grinned at the trapped warrior, giving him pause. "Bet you're feeling real fuckin' scarlet right about now." Now enjoying himself, he drove his fist into the man's side just below the ribs.
Once, twice, three times the vicious blows connected, forcing breaths out of the target and then the contents of his stomach.
Padraig grimaced, wanting away from the man. One final blow to the head and the warrior fell, sprawled out onto the mud below. Still breathing, but defeated. The fight was over.
Elated with the victory, Padraig raised his eyes to the crowd and his arms to heaven. The Free Folk standing around in a semi-circle at the gate of the compound went wild.
"You'll never beat the Irish! No matter what yeh do!" he half-sang and half-laughed, shaking his fists. Cheers came in response, the tune taken well even if the words were foreign. The would-be bookies went to work exchanging the winnings at once, with all sorts of things handed over, from coins to farm animals.
As his opponent was dragged away by clan brothers, Padraig went back to the Gilly girl to retrieve his armour and weapons. As she handed them back, he glanced up at Zheng in the watch tower. The corporal looked on, her mouth a thin line of either disapproval or worry, cradling the GPMG in her arms now that the danger seemed to have passed by.
"It's a good thing the lieutenant isn't here, Sergeant," Zheng radioed down as soon as she saw the headset back on his head, "I don't think he would've approved of that response to someone trying to steal a girl."
Padraig's smile widened. "You've got to turn problems into opportunities," he replied, "And who says Duquesne has to know the nitty-gritty of it? He'll have enough on his plate with the political bollocks."
Zheng's right eyebrow raised itself. "What are you going to tell him?"
"That I de-escalated an attempt by an unarmed man to steal a girl without resorting to deadly force. He'll like that."
"Uh huh, and what about that?"
Zheng pointed behind, and Padraig turned to find the men and women he had bet with, all clad in fur and looking sour as a lemon's arse. The wager had been certain items against certain sweet food items they had in stock, all of them, and some flares.
The losers now handed over the items, glancing briefly at the rifle hanging off of his front, before buggering off. A pile of dead rabbits, two large bolts of red silk, and a live billy goat appeared, as promised.
The last man was reluctant in the extreme, after his bragging about his clan brother's prowess, but handed over what he had as promised; a small obsidian dagger. More of a knife really, but in a place where demons were killing people and the only weapons were fire and obsidian, it was an incredibly valuable thing to hand over.
After turning the capture of the first man to try stealing a woman under his watch into public spectacle, Padraig was finding that most of the Free Folk were remarkably honourable about their promises. Though he was sure they'd compete with the best ambulance chasing lawyer on the details, if it wasn't for the threat of firearms keeping everyone honest.
And there were exceptions to the rule where honour was concerned, he was sure of it.
"What about it?" Padraig finally answered Zheng, turning the dagger over in his hands.
"Gambling, sergeant?"
"These mission critical items have been tactically acquired, corporal."
"So the details about them are unimportant, I assume?"
"We needed food, both for now and for later, and according to the lieutenant, we could use red cloth for making a larger flag. He simply won't give a flying fuck how I got them as long as it hasn't created trouble. Now shut up and get off the tower."
"Yes, sir."
"And don't call me fucking sir."
After the corporal began descending the tower's ladder, Padraig turned to go back to the hall, and found Gilly had still been standing there, listening to him. Shit. "Sorry, you didn't have to hear that."
Gilly shook her head. "I don't know your language, but I can tell you're close."
Padraig paused, unsure if he had consciously stopped the magical translation at all. Guess it reads even subconscious intent. Or maybe it learned how to do that once we realised what it was doing? His head hurt at thinking about magic like that, not to mention the false perception of closeness between him and the Corporal. He stopped himself with a rapid shake of the head.
"Come on then, let's get inside and warm up."
They both collected the winnings, and joining up with Zheng, walked to the hall. The corporal banged on the new wooden door, one of the defensive upgrades they had made.
"It's us, Ygritte," Zheng said loudly, "Let us in."
The door slid away, and the Free Folk girl appeared from behind it.
"So you won," she said flatly to Padraig.
"Of course he did," Zheng replied with a sigh, pushing past her, "He's a hand-to-hand combat instructor. Big guy didn't know what the hell hit him."
Ygritte's little pug nose scrunched up, not having heard the term 'hand-to-hand instructor' before. Padraig snorted as he followed the corporal inside. "Pretty sure he knew it was my fist."
The smell of burning turf and the sight of thirty odd women and children warming themselves by it hit his nose and eyes. Familiar by now to an extent that made him uncomfortable. The more familiar it got, the more used to the people and smells he got, the more he wanted to go home. You have your own family, he'd remind himself, Even if they hate your guts.
Ygritte stepped aside fully, so Gilly could get in without thinking she'd be offended, before sliding the door closed again. "You should've killed him," she said, "Don't kill men who try to steal one of us, then the others will want to try."
"I saw an opportunity and I took it," Padraig replied, throwing the rabbits down, "D'you not see the baby goat Gilly has got over there?"
Ygritte rolled her eyes. "Aye, showing your clan to be soft is worth a goat and some dead rabbits."
It was Zheng's turn to snort. "No one out there is thinking he was weak, Ygritte. He beat that guy like it was a drum at a concert."
The Free Folk girl seemed unconvinced. Or confused about what a concert was. Either way, her attitude annoyed Padraig. Despite the oath, Ygritte rattled the chain of command regularly, asking why this or that command ought to be obeyed. If only she'd learn to do that privately, he thought, Then this could work.
Even then, it was startling to him how quickly she and Ryk had become part of 'the unit'. They bitched, but they followed orders. Only problem was they had to be given orders to do or not do things that would've been common sense to someone from Canada.
In order to shut her up, Padraig reached into his pocket and retrieved the obsidian dagger. "Pretty sure we can find a use for this," he said, holding it up.
Before he could react, Ygritte snatched it out of his grasp. "Dragonglass!" she cried, holding it against the firelight, "That's a prize!"
"Little small though," Zheng remarked coyly, before Padraig shot a glare that caused her to shut up and straighten up. He felt better immediately.
"Only need a small cut to kill a wight," Ygritte replied as if the comment had been serious, "They drop, like they're just a body again. That's what's told."
"Now we can test that theory," Padraig said, stretching a little. He was aching already from the moving around without stretching enough. I'm getting too old for this shite.
"I'll show Ryk," Ygritte declared, walking off to climb up to the loft area at the back, Craster's former sleeping quarters but now where the night shift slept during the day. Ryk was the night shift. Padraig watched her go, before turning to Gilly.
"Sorry you had to be out there while it happened," he said, "But you were the one he tried to steal, so…"
The large man had walked, unarmed if you please, over the palisade. Zheng warned him, but before she could shoot, he grabbed the new Lady of the Hall. Warning shots were fired, which stopped the kidnapping dead and drew the attention of the rest of camp.
By the time Padraig came out of the hall, God only knew how many warriors had heard and gathered. His first instinct told him to use more bullets to resolve the situation, but that would've screwed the pooch on the politics. The fistfight was the alternative, a bet that the Free Folk valued their 'strength and honour'.
Turned out they loved a good show too.
Gilly smiled, which warmed Padraig as much as the fire. "It's alright. You won. And Zheng would've shot them if you hadn't. They all saw. I just hope that has made us a little safer."
"Worse things out there than that gobshite. Maybe you're right, maybe not."
Gilly accepted that and left to bring the goat to the pen inside the hall for the baby animals, leaving Zheng and Padraig to wander up to the 'throne'.
Zheng took her place on it, by right of conquest as the person who brought Craster to justice. The locals bitching if anyone else sat there was funny until you were forced to sit on the benches, which was a literal pain in the arse. Padraig nonetheless sat on the end of the nearest one, set his rifle down beside himself, and warmed his hands. They sat in companionable silence for a long while, doing nothing.
The women and children of the hall, ordered to stay inside for the rest of the day for security reasons, continued their domestic chores and talk about nothing in particular, which Padraig found almost hypnotic.
He barely noticed Ygritte as she returned to her place on watch in the corner loft overlooking both the crawler and the gate.
Padraig's mind began to wander. He stared into the flames, as the turf buckled and burned, daydreaming. Vividly. He thought that strange, yet didn't move his eyes or think about something else.
He saw dark corridors made of red stone. The strobes of rifle fire, the tracers from the machinegun. Men in chainmail and steel helmets holding swords and shields falling to the bullets. A spiral staircase. A great hall. Lions and fire-breathing stags, fighting by a throne of made of swords, all wearing crowns.
Is this from a film? he thought idly to himself, Why am I thinking about it now?
At last, Padraig found the wherewithal to snap out of it. He rubbed his eyes with a thumb and forefinger, regretting his lack of sleep and feeling more tired from the effort of boxin' the head off a guy than ever before. It's the shock of the situation, he told himself, It has never gone away. Just festered.
"Christ, I need some coffee," he said, before looking to Zheng, "Corporal, shift change is coming up soon. When it does, grab some instant and bring it in here. We'll have a cup each. Our secret."
Zheng perked right up. "Yes, Sergeant! Can I have sugar?"
Padraig knew he shouldn't allow it, because the sugar was very efficient calorie storage… but he felt like some himself. "Fine, fine. It's in a bag that's already open like one of the coffee tubes, LT won't miss a few spoonfuls." I hope.
"What's coffee?" came a voice from the side.
Padraig twisted on the spot to see the source. A scruffy boy was standing there, with black hair to his chin half over his eyes, dressed in skins and fur boots tied up with string, maybe six or seven years old, rocking back on forth on the ball of his feet. "Coffee is a hot drink…" he began to answer, before his mind finally clicked.
Wait a minute.
"You're a boy?" he asked, gesturing at the kid.
Zheng's eyes widened. She hadn't noticed immediately either.
The kid cocked his head, like it was a strange question. "'course I'm a boy," he said, "Can I have some coffee?"
No, you bleedin' can't, Padraig wanted to say.
"Craster didn't have any boys," Zheng stated, like saying it would make the fact reality again. The kid didn't answer that, just giving her a look like he was wondering why that was important.
Padraig took his rifle back into his hands. Suspicion was building. "How'd you get in here?" he asked gently, "Anyone else come with you?"
"Walked in," the kid answered, like that ought to be obvious, "With my ma, her sister, and my brother and sister, and my cousin."
That sounded strange. No one should've been able to do that, though Padraig knew he didn't pay enough attention inside the hall to have caught it. He looked to the corporal and made sure he was about to speak in English.
"Looks like we have guests," he said, in a tone that didn't suggest any threat of violence, "You take that side. I'll take this one."
Zheng nodded, taking her carbine in hand and standing up. Padraig looked to the kid again and switched back to translated speech. "Can you bring me to your mother? Maybe she wants coffee too?"
The kid agreed, not sensing any danger, and skipped off. Both Canadians followed, casually walking along both sides of the firepits. Zheng had to step through the animal pen briefly to keep up, but the kid got distracted by some of Craster's girls a few times, so it was easy going.
Two thirds of the way down the hall, he finally stopped by a woman. She was tall, looked like she was in her late thirties. Opposite, on Zheng's side, was another woman, smaller and younger, though still in her thirties. Both had jet black hair, though the elder woman had streaks of grey too, and both wore the same sort of animal skin clothing as the boy. They didn't seem related beyond the hair colour.
Padraig manoeuvred in behind, where he could grab the mother if she tried to do something ill-advisedly. Zheng did the same with the woman on the other side. The boy didn't draw his mother's attention, just standing behind and pointing at her, expecting an offer of coffee.
"Hello there," he said loudly, mustering a little menace in his tone to display his displeasure, "I don't believe we've met."
All of Craster's former wives and daughters stopped what they were doing to stare. The women in question flinched, the younger sister turned around to find escape, only finding Zheng standing there, weapon ready but not aimed just yet. The boy looked between them all, mouth agape as two little girls came running through to see what was going on. The sister and the cousin, Padraig presumed.
"I am Sergeant Padraig Jack O'Neill. This is Corporal Leanne Zheng. You are?"
They recovered quickly. "I'm Taryne," the older woman said calmly and clearly, while the younger settled back down, "This is Karla."
Real descriptive. Padraig scowled. "You're not Craster's lot, are you?"
"Spotted that, did you?" Taryne replied, without mirth, "We came over last night. Word got around what that one did to the old raper." She pointed at Zheng.
More fallout from that mess, Padraig thought, sending another glare at the corporal. This time, Zheng did not wilt under its power. She had absolutely no shame about killing the ugly fuck, and he couldn't blame her for it. "Ygritte was on watch last night," he said, fiddling with his radio for a second. He called for her to get down to the pit again, and got a positive reply.
"Why'd you come over?" Padraig asked, as Ygritte descended the ladder behind him.
Taryne made the same face her son had made when he thought something was obvious. The apple didn't fall far from the tree there. "You killed Craster," she replied, "There's only six of you, but every man out in that camp's afraid of you. You've a strong clan that can protect us."
Padraig sighed and sat down on the bench beside her. "Protect you from what? Your own people?"
Taryne leaned forwards and jabbed his chest with two fingers. "They are not my people."
Ygritte arrived, standing behind both Padraig and Taryne. "I let her in. She's a free woman, O'Neill. She wants to join a strong clan, one that'll get stronger, one that will get her south of the Wall. That's us."
Padraig felt anger rise up in him a little. I'm not getting home if I have to try and save every-fucking-one, he wanted to shout at her, but restrained himself. "I'm sorry, but I fail to see how that is my fucking problem?"
Ygritte's lip curled back, her own anger at her actions not being immediately accepted bubbling over. "It's not," she said, "She's with me and Ryk. Joining our clan."
Padraig blinked. "With you and Ryk?" he parroted back, "Are you plastered right now? Do you not remember swearing a sacred oath to obey my commands?"
Ygritte was having none of it. "Nothing in that oath said I have no clan," she said, "Or that no one else can join. I'm still a free woman, and so are they. They're free to follow us. And we're free to follow you."
Here we fuckin' go, Padraig thought with a groan, The libertarian bullshit has arrived. "Sure they're free, just like I'm free to tell them to take a hike," he said, "And I'm the guy with the gun, so I'm a whole lot more free than they are."
Ygritte scoffed. "You won't hurt 'em," she said, "You just refused to kill a man trying to steal Gilly."
There were grumbles of disapproval from the women around the firepits. No doubt they wanted a repeat performance of Craster's execution. Irritated at the interference, Padraig sent a glare around the room, trying to get them all to keep out of the matter, with variable results.
"We'll also swear oaths," said the younger Karla, "We'd even kneel, if it meant getting away from who we were with before."
Another grumble of disapproval, Ygritte joining in this time.
Seeing that he walked himself into both points, Padraig cursed under his breath, a long string of the foulest words he could think of. "If Lieutenant Duquesne fails with the talks, we'll be fighting again soon. We can't bring mothers and kids into battle. We can't bring them anywhere, six is the capacity of the front cab of the crawler."
Zheng cleared her throat to get his attention. "Sergeant, there may be a political argument for it," she said, in English, "You know, hearts and minds? We're very alone out here, building a strong auxiliary unit might work out to our benefit."
That sounded more reasonable. It forced Padraig to start to consider the idea. They'd already crossed the line in having Ryk and Ygritte on board, though it was a compromise. And he had to admit their food problems had been greatly helped by Gilly and her people.
But Ygritte wasn't done yet when he didn't respond at once. "Michael Duquesne'll agree with me," she said, "Especially when he hears who this one really is."
Taryne stood up rapidly, looming over the much smaller spearwife. "Not here."
To Padraig's shock, Ygritte actually shut up. His attention firmly grabbed, he had thought only God himself could've achieved that result. So there's something about this woman that's valuable enough to cause a miracle.
"Fine then, not here," he decided aloud, "Zheng, wake Ryk up and tell him he's on watch for a little while, then you join us in the crawler. We're going to have a little chat."
Taryne had refused to go outside without Karla, and fearing what would happen, none of Craster's former wives would mind the kids. So the brats played outside and on top of the crawler, despite being warned not to, pretending to drive or kill the thing. In the meantime, Padraig sat down with Zheng, Ygritte, Taryne and Karla inside.
"Now that we're somewhere else," he said to the latter two, "You mind telling me what is so secret that you couldn't say it in the hall?"
Taryne frowned, not sure she should say it at all.
Sensing he had gone too far with the pressure, Padraig held up his hands.
"Look, we're not going to tell anyone else. If you want to stay, what you say might be important."
"And if we don't speak?" Karla asked, "You'll throw us out?"
Considering that question, Padraig saw an obvious compromise that maintained their readiness to fight while giving shelter to the newcomers. "Not exactly. This place belongs to the women in that hall," he said, "You want to stay here after we leave, it's up to them. But if you insist on keeping schtum, I won't permit you to stay while we are here. And we certainly won't bring you with us."
Zheng glanced at him, a tell that she wanted to say something. Padraig denied her with a small gesture from the hand on his leg, he wanted to hear the response first.
Taryne leaned back in her seat, as much as the space would allow, before conceding. "We're from south of the Wall."
That was the truth. The way they spoke was different, like they had a little more learning than the Free Folk. He knew there was only one way they could've been there, and that it meant a horrific story was coming. didn't quite get the significance. "Why is that important? Do you have information we might find useful?"
"You'll see," Karla replied, "But you need to hear the whole story first."
"We were taken as children," Taryne continued, "Raiding party from up here took two dozen women and girls. We were the youngest two."
Without meaning to, Padraig's mind raced to a scenario where his own children had been taken like that. Knowing the story was coming hadn't helped. His mood instantly went from annoyance at the women to anger towards those that had 'stolen' them.
A change that must have shown on his face, because Taryne, Karla and even Ygritte all seemed to back off. He softened his expression before continuing.
"What age were you?" he asked.
"Nine," Taryne replied.
"Five," Karla added.
Rubbing his face, Padraig suppressed the horror of that. "Jesus Christ," he said, "What sort of man would…"
"We were taken by boys, not men," Taryne added, "The one that dragged me off couldn't have seen fourteen years yet."
Padraig could believe that. It was a familiar story; making people do horrendous things was easier if they were taught it early. "It's the done thing" is a hard argument to beat, that way. All the more so when it reinforces lads getting free access to women for sex and labour. I'm in fuckin' Afghanistan again, he thought to himself, That's where we are, and the Taliban are our fuckin' allies.
"Is that a common thing?" Zheng asked, taking advantage of Padraig's inability to say anything, "Are there many Free Folk women who are taken from the south?"
Taryne's brow arched up, like something about the question was wrong. "Enough have been taken every year that there may not be a single man or woman north of the Wall without blood from south of it. Except among the Thenns."
The picture was getting clearer, both on why this would be important for them sticking around and why the women would want to keep a conversation like this quiet. Didn't want to seem like they were bitching about being kidnapped among people who saw that as a signal of strength and virtue in their men. Though that still left Ygritte's supportive attitude as an unsolved mystery.
Padraig needed more details. "How many recently?" he asked.
"If you include the children of the taken? Hundreds," Karla answered, "And we're from the forest tribes of the west. There may be hundreds or thousands more in other places."
This was not good news. "So this is your offer?" Padraig asked, "Numbers to our cause?"
"It's not the only thing, but…" Taryne began.
"We are going to have to fight your countrymen," Padraig interrupted, "And you're telling me there are hundreds, possibly thousands of people in two minds about the whole thing?"
"The Others have returned," Taryne retorted, "And the Crows will not let most of us south just by asking, regardless of our shared blood."
"More likely tell us to fuck off, if they're feeling generous," Karla agreed, "If not, arrows and blades would be our answer if we showed up at Castle Black claiming we were women of Last Hearth, born south of the Wall."
"And they'd be right to be suspicious," Padraig countered, "You've lived most of your lives up here. They have no way of knowing you're telling the truth. Most of the Crows we captured look at all the Free folk like you're animals. I think I understand that better now that I've heard your story."
Taryne shifted her weight awkwardly. "So you understand. We have no true place. We are hated by those we were taken from, seen as the same as the trespassers. We were trapped… before you arrived."
"We're not saviours," Padraig replied, "We have limited resources and our objective is to get home. Getting south of the Wall or stopping the Others, they're just stops along the trail towards that goal."
"You are six… truly only four against the whole of Westeros," Karla said, "You are friendly with Mance now, aye, but you are not Free Folk. And the lords past the Wall will hate you for going south without their permission."
Padraig made a dismissive gesture. "That's what the wights are for, convincing them they have bigger fish to fry for now. Well, that and our absolutely murderous weaponry. The Crows found out. Those south of the Wall will too if they get in our way."
Ygritte gave a snorting giggle at that, clearly looking forward to the day she would see just such a scenario. Taryne and Karla didn't know how to respond to that, and their faces went crestfallen, like they knew they were losing the argument.
Padraig felt like the asshole now, even though all he was doing was securing the way home. "Look… what exactly do you want? Be straight."
Taryne looked up. "We want to join the clan of Ygritte and Ryk, to return south, to have your protection. From both Free Folk and kneeler."
Guess she has as much contempt for lords as the raiders, Padraig thought to himself.
"And you're alright with this, Ygritte?" he asked, "You don't think that's some sort of betrayal of Mance or anything?"
The spearwife smiled. "Free men and free women can follow who they choose. They don't want to follow men who stole them, that's their choice. They'll be useful against the kneelers too. They know something that'll stop some fighting, if we can get the lordy lords to talk."
Now we're getting to the juicy part. "What's that?"
"The daughter of Mors Umber was taken the same day I was, by the same raiding party," Taryne said, "I was one of her servants. Umber is Lord of Last Hearth. He rules the lands closest to the Wall."
At last, something tangible. "Is she still alive?" Padraig asked.
Taryne nodded. "Last I heard."
The Corporal cleared her throat pointedly. "Sergeant… she could be a vital bargaining chip," Zheng commented in English, "We need her."
"Would've been better to know before the LT bollocksed off to the Wall to talk to the Crows, but we'll make do," Padraig agreed, "Where is she?"
Taryne crossed her arms. "May we join the clan? May anyone?"
Padraig thought about it. It still didn't seem like his problem, even with the intel as a sweetener.
The pros and cons didn't help matters, they all seemed like gambles. The trouble it might bring from the Crows, from Mance and from the men who didn't want their taken-women and their children defecting to another clan. The benefit to logistics and security from having a force at their command, or the drag on food supplies and the threat of spies. The lord's daughter that might make the 'kneelers' stop to think for a moment. The problem of moving all the newcomers around without real transport.
In the end, it all felt above his paygrade to rule on alone.
"Not my decision to make," Padraig said, "Need to wait for Lieutenant Duquesne to return. And I'm not sure I'll be recommending he allow it either."
Ygritte scoffed angrily. "What else do you want? They've got a lordy-lord's daughter. Raiders say Umber's right angry about her being taken too. Put her in front of our army with knife to her throat, or trade her back for peace. Either way, the kneelers lose."
Not surprised the spearwife saw it as a transaction, Padraig sighed. "Yeah, and in return, I get hundreds of people I might not be able feed," he said, "And the responsibility of defending them from the Free Folk they left, Crows, kneelers, wights and the fuckin' ice demons wanderin' around. With only six people to do it."
The women took the bait, and offered up more details.
"We can feed and defend ourselves," Taryne insisted, "There are men of the Free Folk we trust and love, who aren't like the others. Our children have been brought up as warriors, hunters, herders…"
"Then why do you need us?" Padraig asked, "Form your own clan, leave us out of it."
"The men who stole us would fight against it," Karla replied, "But they respect or fear you. If we join the clan that's with you, most will do nothing. Joining the stronger clan is the way of the Free Folk."
"Plenty of warriors and spearwives want to join us already," Ygritte agreed, "Only reason I said no to 'em was I knew Michael Duquesne would say no. But these ones? Mothers and babes? He'll say yes."
Padraig frowned at her and how little she knew of the lieutenant. "Duquesne isn't as soft as you seem to think he is. He won't just accept this sob story and let any 'aul gombeen join the party."
"He'll try to respect our ways," Ygritte shrugged, "He took me under the stars. And Ryk is still here, he respects strength."
"Ryk is still here because we like Ryk," Zheng replied, "And the LT wants to fuck you, even if he won't admit it."
Ygritte raised her head with pride. She thinks that was a compliment.
"Duquesne doesn't respect your ways," Padraig added, "He's polite. He's 'old stock' Canadian, they value that pretence. But he has a breaking point and he's very close to it already. I wouldn't push it."
Ygritte couldn't counter that argument, but wasn't budging on the general point. She just looked back defiantly, her opinion set in stone. Time to take a pickaxe to it then.
"Something you should know," Padraig continued, "That battle with Rattleshirt's warband? One we captured you after? That was the first battle for all of us except myself. So, Duquesne's first battle."
"Why's that matter?" Ygritte asked.
"It affects people differently, but it's easy to see if you've seen it before. Sayer, he went quiet. Zheng here became an even bigger bitch than she was before."
"Fuck you very much, Sergeant," Zheng threw in under her breath.
"Insulting a superior? That's insubordination, corporal," Padraig shot back, before letting his tone indicate he was joking, "I'll let that slide on account of me starting it." Zheng bit her cheek, stopping a response.
Padraig turned back to Ygritte.
"Duquesne on the other hand… Fresh faced fuckin' liberal college type lieutenant. He should've been shitting himself, and should've obsessed over it afterwards. But he didn't. He calmly ordered and participated in the killing. Kept in control when dead people and shot down a demon when it showed up to kill him too. Yeah, they were all trying to kill him, but that doesn't matter. First time is always the hardest."
The spearwife was unimpressed. "So? You saying you would've cried like a babe, O'Neill?" Ygritte asked, "Maybe he's tougher than you."
Laughter bubbled out of Padraig at the weak emasculation attempt. Not a chance. "Maybe so, but I doubt it. Maybe he was as scared as anyone else, and just hid it very well. Or maybe he's touched in the head. Or that wasn't the first time he'd killed someone. And where we're from, people aren't usually killers."
Ygritte said nothing to that, eyes turning up in thought. Padraig wondered if she believed that killing was unusual back in Canada, given how neatly they had all cut down her former warband. While she figured it out, he looked to Taryne.
"Either way, Duquesne isn't going to measure your idea with emotion. He'll measure it against our values and the benefit to us. Values-wise, you have a good argument. He's not without compassion. Umber's daughter is a good person to know about too. But he's not just going to take your word that you have warriors and that you can feed yourselves. Even if you're right, he'll have to weigh that against political consequences."
"Then we'll prove it," Karla said, "We'll gather those who are like us and come here. Announce our intention to join your clan. The hall isn't yours, you can't stop us."
She's not giving up, Padraig saw, I should put this to bed before the LT gets back. "You'll do no such thing, because I can stop you. Gilly and Zheng have an agreement. As long as we're here, we say who comes in. Security, you see. You only got around it because Ygritte here went beyond her authority, which she and I will be talking about very soon."
Ygritte's reddened cheeks paled at that, which was a feat in itself. Yeah, you should be fuckin' worried about it, Padraig thought, Your ears will ring when I'm through, you wagon.
Karla and Taryne glanced at each other, before the latter responded.
"We won't give up. We'll gather those who would join you and stay by the stream. The whole camp will know what we're doing. Maybe then we get your protection without you needing to do anything. Maybe not."
Padraig's jaw set. They weren't planning to just bluff the camp that he had given his permission. They were betting he wouldn't stand by and watch them get attacked. He wasn't sure that was a bad bet either. Besides not being happy with watching people get hurt, the mere suggestion that he had signed off on defections would cause trouble with the clans the defectors had left.
"That's dangerous," Padraig warned, "You could start a war. Dragging us into it wouldn't guarantee none of you get hurt."
"I could," Taryne said, "But I think if the men outside think believe you're protecting us, they won't do anything."
"You'd be outside the walls. They won't believe it."
"I don't believe you'll let us be killed. It would make you look weak. And even if your lieutenant doesn't flinch at killings, I think you do. Else you would've killed the man earlier today."
Shit, she has you there, Padraig thought, cursing under his breath. "You're wrong."
Taryne sensed his hesitancy. "I don't think I am. We'll wait for your Duquesne. If you don't want a fight to the death, you better start acting like you do."
Chapter 12: CFB Gilly's Hall
Chapter Text
The camp around Gilly's Hall had grown considerably since the last time Michael had laid eyes on it. Everywhere south of the stream that rounded the hill it stood on was a sea of tents, but it was not the same sight as could be seen at the Fist of the First Men. Once you got past the outer layer of the tents, their placement got more and more regular until there were actual blocks of them.
Mance's plan to bring the Free Folk that had acknowledged him as King to the place was proceeding well, but there was no sight or clue of the man himself. No royal tent crown with antlers, no Thenns, no sign of the lovely Queen and her even more lovely sister.
The only obvious sign of any sovereign entity visible was the Maple Leaf flag, flying straight to the West in the easterly wind. Which if the strict organisation of the camp was any indication, meant one thing; soldiers of the Canadian Armed Forces, all two of them, now controlled the area. They had a radio check a day before, but a lot could have happened in a day.
As much as it was a source of relief for Michael and Sayer to see their flag still flew and their fellow soldiers must therefore be alive, the Free Folk and remaining Crow prisoners were less impressed. The column halted by the outer firepits, watching and being watched by families coming out of their tents.
Tormund's eyes narrowed with suspicion as he rode alongside Michael, reins of both their horses in hand. "What's gone on here?" he wondered aloud.
"Peace, order and good government," Michael replied with amusement.
"Peace? Har!" Tormund erupted, "Only way this could've happened is with many an arse stinging from the toe of many a boot!"
"So you're familiar with the process," Michael noted aloud, "So much for Free Folk freedom."
"Even we have laws, Canadian," Tormund replied with a dismissive wave of a large hand and a pull of his long grey beard, "We just don't embarrass ourselves kneeling and scraping for lords that can take the food out of our mouths, the women from under our furs and tell us whether or not we can have a sword or axe."
Michael held up his hands. "If you insist."
Tormund grinned. "I do."
"Hey, is that Six Skins over there?" Sayer called from behind.
Michael turned in the saddle to find the Private pointing off to the woods nearby, where there was a cluster of tents that wasn't cohering to the general grid pattern, not even slightly. The Private was right in his assessment; Six Skins was there, dwarfed by his polar bear companion behind, approaching at a casual pace. His face was blank with surprise.
"You survived?" the warg chieftain asked.
"We did," Michael confirmed.
"Not with your help, Varamyr," Tormund growled, "You ran, like a kneeler pup to the woods."
The warg's blank expression darkened as his attention turned to his fellow Free Folk. "Rattleshirt and the Weeper brought their entire warbands," Six Skins intoned, "And their attack made being there no good. We had broken a truce under the gaze of the weirwoods. Or so it'd appear. The gods do not look favourably on such acts."
"The gods don't look favourably on cowards either," Tormund replied, "They'll find some way to…"
"Enough," Michael interrupted, seeing no good in the argument, "It doesn't matter. The Crows made their offer. I'll bring it to Mance."
"For what good it will do," Tormund complained.
"What offer?" Six Skins asked.
"You'd know if you hadn't pissed your skins and ran," Tormund replied quickly, looking forwards now to the trail rather than at the warg, "You'll hear it with the rest of the chiefs."
"Tell me now, Giantsbane. The camp should know."
"Fuck off."
"You'll regret this."
"Run to the gods, tell them I've been unkindly. Maybe they'll pop a tit out of a weirwood for you to suckle on."
With that, Six Skins sent a glare at the man, before glancing at Michael. There was a moment of calculation before he walked off. Wasn't sure attacking while we're here would win him Tormund's head on a plate, Michael realised, hoping this wasn't the beginning of a feud he would have to get involved in.
With that over with, they proceeded to ride slowly to the hall. The palisade around it had more of the character of a wall, and there was a second spiked fence that enclosed a certain portion of the camp too. That seemed strange even to Michael. O'Neill has been busy and he didn't tell me at the check-in, he thought, But why?
The man himself appeared at the gate to the original compound, Zheng and Ygritte in tow, all armed.
"Sergeant," Michael said in greeting.
"Lieutenant," O'Neill replied, with a surprising amount of reluctance.
Michael tilted his head in question, to which the Sergeant simply mouthed 'Later'.
Then his eyes met with Ygritte's, and he saw the relief and happiness in them. He didn't know whether or not to be warmed or scared by it. But he smiled down from his mount at her, deciding to take what positives he could. Tormund's cheeriness on the journey back had improved his mood, but the pall of the crappy offer the Crows had given hung over his days. As did the shadow of the war that was coming when the Free Folk rejected it.
The welcoming committee parted to let the horses pass by, and the whole column went to the stables to tie them up. After all were dismounted, Tormund and the others accepted pieces of carrot from a strangely friendly Gilly, who had been in the garden nearby, before the chieftain smacked his lips and approached.
"What do you want done with the Crows?" Tormund asked quietly, "Still don't understand why you brought them instead of hanging them from the trees."
Michael's mouth thinned, not sure he should try to explain the law that prevented him from doing that. "I have a plan for them," he replied, "Keep them prisoner for me, would you? Mance will like the idea, trust me."
Tormund nodded, scratching at his beard. "Be sure to tell me," he said, "I'm always fond of a bit of cunning."
"I promise," Michael said, holding up his hand. Tormund eyed the hand with confusion, before wandering off, barking orders at his men to get the Crows back to his tribe's section of the camp.
He got out of the way of more of Craster's ex-wives as they moved the horses into the stalls, dodging a black-and-white baby goat as it bounced around the whole commotion curiously.
Ygritte was the first to intercept him. She ran straight to him, past a slower moving O'Neill. Her punch to Michael's arm was enthusiastic and painful, causing him to rub it as while she started in on him.
"You were away longer than you said!"
"Yeah, Crows took their time answering us."
"Didn't even consider taking me?"
"Didn't want the Crows' ears to fall off when your insults hit them."
Ygritte made an amused noise from her throat. "So they agreed?"
Michael frowned and shook his head. "No, they made us and the Free Folk offers," he said, "And threatened us both with war if we did not agree."
Brows knitting together, Ygritte looked this way and that, to be sure no one else was listening."Did you take what they offered?" she asked, "Was it better than what they offered Mance? Should we get ready to run?"
Michael let out a breath, time away not stopping his continued exasperation that she thought of herself as his wife, or near-enough. "Actually, Mance's offer was better," he said, "I'll tell the whole story inside. Come on."
Ygritte's worried look disappeared, and she dug at his arm again with her fist, before moving out of the way to let a bemused O'Neill and Zheng have access to their commanding officer.
"Didn't think to interrupt her?" Michael asked in English.
"We don't interrupt officers," Zheng shrugged back.
Not sensing any disapproval with Ygritte, Michael found himself confused at the Corporal, but put it down to knowing the spearwife a little better in his absence and turned to the Sergeant. "No joy," he said simply, "But our hands have been freed."
O'Neill's gait straightened slightly. "In what respect, sir?"
"I'll tell you."
The Canadians gathered around the firepit to swap reports , away from Craster's ex-wives. Ryk was recalled from his patrol to join in, while two of the hall's inhabitants dressed in Ygritte's furs and carried her bow to give the impression that there was still a guard on the compound.
Michael made his report first, announcing off the top that the Crows had effectively offered the chance to submit or be considered an enemy. Which was no choice at all, with all of his subordinates and their new friends in total agreement about it. The Brotherhood of the Night's Watch had, for all intents and purposes, formally declared war on Canada via declaring war against its soldiers.
The details of how that scenario came to be were a little more tricky.
It took Michael and Sayer some time to fully explain the events in front of the Wall, the images and video helping with clarity but extending the time required. O'Neill and Zheng listened and watched carefully, not commenting, to both the story and the files.
Ygritte and Ryk were a little too caught up with wonder at the technology, but wisely decided against initiating a bombardment of questions about it. Their only outburst was on hearing of Rattleshirt and the Weeper's betrayal, swearing they'd hunt down any survivors and hang them from weirwoods.
Only the Corporal revealed any feelings about the actual matter at hand, her face decidedly etched in anger, muttering about how everyone was determined to get in the way.
The Sergeant was unreadable. Not because he wore no emotion openly, but because it was a complete jumbled mess as far as Michael could tell. Wavering between number of positions, as he thought over what had happened. What are you thinking?
Michael waited until after all events were related to ask. "O'Neill, what's your assessment?"
The man said nothing for a moment, staring into the flames and poking at them with a stick, as if the answers would be given over. Maybe they could be, Michael's mind proposed, Remember Singh and Arran's pyre? He crushed the notion as absurd, and waited.
"Permission to speak freely, sir," O'Neill said at last.
Despite himself, Michael didn't like that request. Or the tone it was delivered in. Not defiant, but disapproving. But there was no way out of it. He needed to know what the Sergeant was thinking. "Granted."
"You made a serious unforced error, sir," O'Neill continued, "When the Lord Commander introduced the Stark kid as a bastard, you should've shut up."
Not having expected that to be the main point of contention between them, Michael leaned back off his knees and straightened up. The report had only mentioned that incident in passing. "I'm not sure I understand, Sergeant."
O'Neill frowned, like Michael should have known better. "They come from a medieval society, sir. Which means they're big on land and inheritance, more likely than not. That's serious business, especially where I'm from, and Jesus do people fight over it. Acknowledging a bastard by his father's surname would be something like declaring you'd like to see him control his father's land, I'd say. Only difference is that here they'll use a sword to fight instead of a solicitor."
Michael bit his tongue. Admittedly, he did not know anything about how medieval societies or inheritance worked. His interest in history was purely military, and largely skipped over medieval stuff. Something to regret, he thought. "How could that happen? I'm a random foreigner to these people, my opinion on it is worthless. And his brother is already lord."
O'Neill sighed loudly. "Makes it worse, sir. You challenged their culture, sir, in a way that's probably not in keeping with the best practice of our own army. I'm sure they were surprised and insulted, all of them, even if only this Ser Alliser character was the only baluba big enough to mouth off about it."
Baluba? Michael wondered, What?
"Who cares what some prick of a lord or knight thinks of it," Ygritte intervened, shrugging. Noises of agreement sounded from Ryk, and they looked like jumping in with their own comments. Michael guessed exactly what was going to happen next.
"Shut your hole, Private," O'Neill said, addressing Ygritte, "I listened to you when you wanted me to, now it's your turn to listen. And the pair of you, keep your noses out of it. This is a conversation between myself and our commanding officer. Not an open forum for complaints about nobles we're at war with anyways."
Ygritte puffed up with anger, but glanced at Michael for confirmation that she should shut up. Wanting to get to the bottom of the Sergeant's argument, he gave a small nod. She deflated again but continued to fume, but neither she nor Ryk said nothing. How O'Neill had achieved that level of obedience from them, Michael didn't even want to know.
"I think I get your objection, Sergeant," Michael said, "You're saying that if I didn't say anything about it, we might have had a more favourable outcome."
O'Neill grimaced, then shook his head. "No, sir. I think the Crows were already going to say no, given what I've found out when you were away. It's the father and brother I'm worried about, the lords. Word gets back that you're running around calling the illegitimate child by the father's name, and we might be fucked where your plan of talking peace with the lords is concerned."
Michael nodded. Now he understood a little better. "And I thought I was getting on his good side. Jon Stark was the most important person at that meeting, as far as I could tell, and the Lord Commander brought up his parentage like it was relevant. The kid's face could be put in the dictionary under the word shame, Sergeant. So I told them it was irrelevant as far as I was concerned, nothing more."
The Sergeant rubbed his face. "Whether it's relevant or not is none of our business, sir," he said, "As soldiers, we're to respect the local customs, and you should've known better. Our priority is survival, not helping these people to a better place. Same way we didn't go around ripping the chadarees off women in Afghanistan, or stop the men buggering small boys."
Yikes.
Michael bristled. That comparison was not only wrong to his mind, but insulting. "Sergeant, that is not the same thing. I did not interfere or disrespect their customs. I made our customs clear to them. It is the equivalent of informing the Afghans that women in our country don't have to wear veils, not tearing them off. And we are not just here as soldiers. We have our own values."
The Sergeant was unphased. "Except you were wr… incorrect on both counts, sir," he said, "We don't give the father's name to every child, and for all we know, merely calling a lord's illegitimate child by his name is an indicator of political and military support. With respect, sir, bottom line is you should've been more careful."
You didn't see the kid's face, Michael wanted to say, but didn't. That was an inadequate answer.
The Sergeant continued. "I don't blame you, sir. You're a good man as far as I can tell, I'm sure it got to you. And we all found it hard to bite our tongues when we saw savage shit going down in Kandahar. Without higher command authority to restrain us, maybe we would've said or done something ourselves. Before your time, I know, but there would've been no excuse for it, because it was a threat to the mission."
Michael still disagreed.
"Number one. Every father in Canada has responsibilities towards his child, every child has certain inheritance rights they can apply in a court, and every child can change their name to their father's one without having to ask permission. I was incorrect with the exact details, maybe, but not in the spirit intended."
The Sergeant tilted his head, either conceding or not willing to argue the point. Probably the latter, Michael knew, but he pressed on.
"Number two, respecting a culture does not mean bending to that culture. In Afghanistan, we told regularly the Afghans that our way was better. Our government encouraged and funded getting women educated, and into jobs. We encouraged democracy over tribal leaders or clerics ruling by force. And used our military to defend those endeavours, to hunt those that opposed it. You didn't all grow beards and wear the local garb for deployment either."
"We absolutely should've grown beards and worn the local kit," O'Neill asserted, "Kept our ourselves to ourselves on the women thing too. It all would've increased our likelihood of success. Not by much, but still."
Michael winced, finding that a repulsive argument in itself… and knowing the man had just stepped on a landmine.
"Bullshit," Zheng responded coldly, "Only way you conquer Afghanistan is by killing all the men, marrying the women and becoming Afghani yourself. Or arming the women and let them kill the men, which never would've been allowed to happen. So, it was pointless."
Not impressed with the 'knowledge' of someone who hadn't been in that country, or with the pseudo-feminist rhetoric, the Sergeant opened his mouth to reprimand her, but Michael interrupted.
"I know she wasn't there and neither was I. We've gotten off point here. Number three, as to the threat to the mission, we will not be giving up our values simply to get home. As the officer here, I refuse to allow it."
Realising what defiance of that refusal would mean, O'Neill looked on grimly. There would be no happy ending following disobedience, even if they got home.
"That's not what I'm saying we do, sir," he said, just barely stopping himself doing so through his teeth, "We have to realise that we are massively outnumbered. Swaggering about like we've got the full might of NATO behind us didn't work even when that was true. Doing it here, that'll get us killed. We don't give up our values, grand. We don't go talking about them either, sir."
Zheng cleared her throat politely. "On this, I agree with the Sergeant, sir," she said, "I don't think there's a way back home. That means we'll need some strategy to deal with the locals.Rù xiāng suí sú. When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
Michael was surprised to hear that from the Corporal, if only because it seemed unusually ill-thought for her. "Looking to get the princess treatment, Corporal? Are you going to offer yourself in marriage to some noble for our benefit? Or let yourself be stolen to build ties with a Free Folk clan? Because those would appear to be the values the Sergeant is proposing we say and do nothing about."
Zheng's eyes and brow became positively thunderous, giving away that she hadn't thought of that. "Over my dead body. Sir."
Michael sighed. "That's what I thought," he said softly.
"Wasn't quite what I had in mind," O'Neill muttered loudly.
"So you agree, there's a line to be drawn," Michael countered, "Hiding our values will just make things difficult to refuse when there's an insistence that we do something. Though all of this is irrelevant to what happened at those negotiations. I said what I said because a kid was being shamed in front of me for no good reason. I concede, Sergeant, that I should've been more careful. But I do not concede that I broke regs or disrespected the locals by telling them bastards and other such things aren't anything we care about much."
The Sergeant frowned and returned to staring at the flames. He knew the final word when it came down from an officer, even if he disagreed with it. Michael felt sorry it had become an issue and regretted his statement to the kid for that reason alone, though he wasn't sure he would've acted differently with hindsight.
"Can I say something?" Sayer spoke out of the blue, not waiting for permission, "I think you're all right, a little bit. I think we can't give up who we are. We can't pretend we're home either. We can't allow ourselves to be pushed around. We don't have the capability to push what we believe, if we even believe the same things. We're stuck, because we don't have the strength."
The problem in a nutshell.
"And because we don't have the legitimacy," Michael added, "Four of us plus two helpers isn't exactly intimidating or an indicator that we're anyone worth talking to. Only thing we have are bullets, which will run out eventually." Hopefully not too soon. We have a ton and a half of them, after all.
"That's the easy thing to fix," Zheng said flatly, "There's an army outside waiting for us to command, if we want it. And if it's legitimacy we need, it shouldn't be too hard to pretend to be nobles. Considering we're better educated, healthier and deadlier."
Ryk let out a single laugh, and Zheng winked at him, patting the side of her carbine for illustration. Might have a problem there, Michael thought idly. The Sergeant's head tilted back, which Michael found strange, causing Ygritte to give a sort of sniffling chuckle.
"Didn't want the news to be delivered like that, did ya?" the spearwife said, "Now we'll see if I was right or you were, O'Neill." The Sergeant shifted his weight uncomfortably, but said nothing. Zheng raised her canteen flash to her mouth and kept it there, drinking very slowly.
Not liking where this was going, Michael narrowed his eyes. "Someone tell me what is going on. Now."
To his credit, O'Neill obeyed the order. But what he said was not what Michael wanted to hear.
The Free Folk milled about, as word spread that 'Duquesne had returned'. Their moment of truth had arrived, Michael could tell, and so had one of his.
In one respect, he couldn't help but feel that hundreds of Free Folk determining to join themselves to the Canadian cause was his fault. Ygritte and Ryk hadn't seemed like a precedent for such a gathering, but in retrospect he should've seen it coming. The Free Folk respected strength, and were drawn to it. That they were fighting for their very existence had amplified this.
O'Neill's description of the events that followed the original two women's defection from their clan was deliberately succinct.
The number of defectors had grown, led mostly by women in similar circumstances; those who had been kidnapped from south of the Wall. But also coming along were a large number of warriors from north of it. They had pitched their tents on the lee of the hill, putting the CFB between them and the rest of the Free Folk.
Men from the clans they had defected from soon gathered to take them back. O'Neill, seeing an imminent threat to civilian life, dispersed the hostile gathering with three warning bursts from the machine gun.
Seeing no other option to prevent continuing hostilities, O'Neill immediately imposed order upon the camp, using a mix of threats and diplomacy. With no strong chieftains present to oppose him at the time, the camp obeyed. The men who couldn't live with that kept their heads down, and joined Six Skins' tribe when he returned from Castle Black.
Only thirteen bullets had been expended in the whole incident, but Michael was sure more would be required, and soon. Despite the fact that defections to stronger clans and women leaving in favour of stronger men were entirely traditional acts in Free Folk culture, he knew there wasn't an armed man alive in the True North who would take those things laying down.
Then there was the damage to readiness and mobility.
Squeezing the bridge of his nose with increasing frustration, Michael looked on as whole families began turning out to meet him, kept at bay temporarily by Zheng, Ygritte, Ryk and Sayer.
Only O'Neill remained behind, his jaw set and chin up, awaiting the inevitable. The man didn't like being reprimanded by someone he regarded as a head-in-the-clouds college kid, Michael could tell, but he could and would take it.
Perhaps head-up-his-ass college kid is more accurate a description of me. "Sergeant," Michael began, "I think if this proves anything, it's that you and I have more in common than we thought."
"Sir?" O'Neill asked uncertainly.
"We both can't help ourselves where doing what we think is right is concerned."
The Sergeant recoiled at that. "Orders to interdict imminent threats to civilians still stand, sir. I wouldn't have done anything otherwise. My priority is getting home, being killed by a mob pissed off that their women left them would be a shit way to die. 'What's right' didn't enter into it."
Michael folded his arms. "I don't believe you, Sergeant. Because all this is a threat to the mission that makes my slip of the tongue look small, even if we assume your point about inheritance is correct."
O'Neill exhaled deeply, restraining a less generous response before giving a more measured one. "Not necessarily. We need food, local weapons and training to go with them, and public support so we look like people to talk to. Nobles or whatever else. We also need people watching our back up here. Six just isn't enough, given how valuable the things we have are."
"All reasonable points," Michael said, "Except my solution was to pack wights in iceboxes, tie them to the top of our crawler, blow through the Wall and drive to Winterfell to throw the walking dead in the faces of the lords down there. That would've provided all the legitimacy we needed to restart peace talks, or at least get permission to go south to the Isle of Faces."
Michael turned towards the Sergeant. "A plan now made impossible by the fact we now have orders of magnitude more people than we can transport quickly."
The Sergeant had the good grace to wince. "I do remember the conversation, sir," he said, "But events grew outside my control. I had to act to restore order, or this place would've gone straight to hell."
"I know," Michael sighed, "But you're not wrong that our orders made this more or less inevitable. And I could not talk about not abandoning our values, then turn around and do something different to what you have here."
The Sergeant gave a nod, relaxing at the admission. No doubt he thought I was a damn hypocrite, Michael thought to himself.
"What now, sir?" O'Neill said, "Your plan is shot. We need a new one."
"Not necessarily," Michael replied, "Those warriors want to be part of the deal we gave Ygritte and Ryk? Sure, no problem. But they'll follow our rules."
The Sergeant got the idea immediately, and lightened up. Just in time. "You're betting most of them will leave when they hear what those rules actually are."
Michael gave an exaggerated shrug. "Well, they're free to leave if they don't like it. They're Free Folk. Without the warriors' agreement to take the oath, we can't protect the non-combatants, so they'll stay with Gilly."
"Clever, sir."
"If only I was this clever all the time."
"Ygritte won't like it."
"Ygritte already knows our ways are different. She'll be more pissed off with the warriors for being thickheaded than she will with me for applying the same oath to them."
O'Neill's throat made a strangled noise. "We'll see, sir. Heads up, we've got company."
Two women were approaching, Ygritte and Ryk having let them through. Both were older than he was, and they were dressed in grey-white furs over brown animal skins sewed up. The clothes were made a little better than most Free Folk grab, or so Michael thought. Their hoods were up against a strong wind, but strands of black hair peeked out.
"Are you the Ell-Tee?" the elder of the two asked.
Her voice was slightly different somehow. Michael couldn't put his finger on why.
"Lieutenant Michael Duquesne. Third Battalion, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry."
The women came to a stop a few paces away, the one that had asked the question seeming to process the answer. Michael wondered if the name of regiment translated very well. The magic had limitations.
"I am Taryne. This is Karla," the elder woman said, "You lead Ygritte's tribe?"
"No, my people are allied to Ygritte's tribe," Michael replied, "As long as she and Ryk stick to their oath."
"So we can join them," Taryne said, as if Michael's answer had said exactly that.
Michael scratched his chin. "No skin off my back."
"Wha?" the one called Karla burst out.
That phrase doesn't exist here, in this context anyway. "Ah, just means I don't mind. Join Ygritte, don't. Not my business. But the second you people do steal, or rape, or kill, and the tribe does nothing about it? We're no longer friends."
Taryne's eyes flashed with anger. "You mistake us for our kidnappers. Like a Crow."
"Oh no, O'Neill informed me of your story. And I'm sorry for what happened to you. But it isn't just you and your children who want to join, is it?"
Michael saw he didn't need to clarify his words. Both Taryne and Karla understood the implication; Both the men you brought and your sons follow Free Folk ways, not southern ones.
"They will all swear the oath," Taryne said, "Those that will not have not come. The rest have already been helping your sergeant."
Michael turned to O'Neill for confirmation. An answer was immediately forthcoming.
"My suggestions have been acted upon by the men of this camp, sir. But I did not issue orders as such. In fact, the ladies here were the only ones present when I talked about things that needed doing. I did not ask or demand they pass anything along. If anyone is giving orders, it is them."
Michael almost laughed. The man had prepared for this problem coming back to him, like any good NCO should. "You thought through that answer beforehand, I see."
"Doesn't make it untrue, sir."
"I suppose it doesn't, Sergeant."
Micheal turned back to the not-Free-Folk women. "Ygritte told you what the oath is?"
"Yes," Taryne replied.
"What did tell you about the orders we've given her and Ryk?"
It was Karla who answered. "Follow your commands. No killing unless you say so or defending ourselves. No stealing. No taking women."
"No mouthing off either," O'Neill added.
Michael nodded. "And this group you've brought together. They know about these orders?"
"They know," Taryne said, "And they've followed them since gathering."
Michael again looked to the Sergeant.
"No idea, sir," O'Neill replied, "Haven't seen anything, no one has come to me about thefts or murders. But maybe they keep that sorta thing quiet, pretend to be all civilised?"
"Maybe they do," Michael agreed.
Taryne bristled. "There have been no murders within our camp. Thefts have been dealt with."
Michael wondered just exactly dealt with meant in that context. "And we have no way of knowing," he said, "You have to understand. One beautiful day, I'll go home. If I agree to this alliance, anything that you and your men do, I'll be held accountable for by my country and its laws. For every theft, rape and murder that was within my power to prevent."
He could already imagine the headlines. 'Misconduct in a New World'. 'CAF backs criminals, kidnaps women'. It wouldn't matter if it was true, the court of public opinion would force the hand of the top brass.
"I can't promise some of the men won't do as they please," Taryne said, "But the others will punish those that commit such crimes as oathbreakers."
Looking over at the gathered hundreds that waited whispering and pacing, Michael clicked his tongue. "I don't think they understand just how hard it is going to be. Time to tell them, I think."
Without waiting for a response, Michael left the two women behind and walked towards the crowd. O'Neill quickly fell in beside him, and together, they drew level with the others. For a moment, he examined the assembly of people. They looked like Free Folk, all in furs and skins. They smelled like Free Folk too; wood smoke, animal fat and pine.
Michael's confidence that his plan would work grew, though a voice in his head still reminded him not to judge a book by its cover. He went and stood by Ygritte, putting a hand on her shoulder as a signal that he was there as much on her behalf as his own. She put her own hand on top of his, which hadn't been his intention, but did nothing about it. It helped the signal, after all. A dispute over the regs in front of everyone wouldn't.
"I am Michael Duquesne," he declared, "I lead the mighty and powerful forces of Canada here in the True North."
Zheng guffawed, but the sarcasm was lost on the locals. Instead, all whispering and movement ceased, except for kids moving under legs and men standing on their toes to gawp and listen. Michael waited until he had everyone's ear before continuing.
"I've been informed that you want to join Ygritte and Ryk as our allies. And that you know what that means."
He cleared his throat, before quoting what 'Karla' had said were the terms Ygritte had described.
"Follow my advice. No killing unless I say so or you're defending yourselves. No stealing. No taking women, unless they want to be taken. And I will ask them if they did."
There was a general lack of surprise, and a few bobs of the head of acknowledgement. So the women weren't lying about that, at least, Michael thought, But let's see if they mean it.
"If you join Ygritte and Ryk, these laws will apply south of the Wall too," he continued, "Even if we're at war with the southern lords, I'll expect you to keep your oath to obey. Which means no looting, no raiding villages, no taking the kneelers' daughters!"
To Michael's surprise, very few seemed to grumble at this. And he noticed a pattern in those that did, however; young men, too young to have wives and children. Young as Sayer and Ygritte, or younger. No doubt, they dreamed of kidnapping a southern girl or two, looting a village, and starting their adult lives that way. It wasn't much towards sparking off objections to joining the Canadian cause, but it was a start.
"It is also my intention to try to speak to the lords of the south, to bring wights as proof the Others have returned and to get as many of you through the Wall as I can peacefully. Some of the clans and tribes might not like you doing that. Some might even compare me to a kneeler lord or say that you're kneeling simply for speaking peace. Which means you may have to fight Free Folk, and not just the ones you don't like."
There were more rumblings of discontent after that, as Michael knew there would be. There was no way that they all regarded every single individual north of the Wall with contempt, except for those women that had been taken more recently. And all could imagine there was a good chance they'd find some of those they knew as friendly or kind on the other side of the argument where restraint on thieving or murder was concerned.
"Life will not be easy either," he continued, "It will be hard work and hard fighting. Mance will undoubtedly expect us to be at the front of any attack on the Wall. And in order to fight the Crows and kneelers, you will need to do and learn things you never thought you'd need before. They might seem stupid or mad or too much like how the kneelers live and fight to you, but you will need to do them. You must obey."
Only silence met that statement. Worse, Michael didn't understand why. The faces in front of him were unreadable. Perhaps that's not a big deal considering the army of dead men causing all sorts of problems for them eating, sleeping and having families, he realised, Time to wash this up.
"That is why I will give you one chance," Michael shouted, "If you think, if you even suspect you won't be able to follow these laws, the commands given to you by those that will be your leaders, or the advice from myself or Sergeant O'Neill… I must insist you leave now. If you stay, if you join Ygritte and Ryk and then break the oath, you will be dealt with as… an enemy combatant."
'Enemy combatant', a nice, ambiguous statement from a Canadian point of view, Michael thought, pleased he had come up with it on the fly, But more likely to mean 'instant death' from the local point of view. All prisoners of war start off as enemy combatants, after all. Bonus was that all seemed to understand the concept.
"Choose now!" O'Neill pitched in, "Stay to take the oath, or fuck off and pack your things if you can't and won't!"
A great roar of mumbling and a flurry of movement started. People began to move off, back towards the tents. Mostly young men again, but some families too.
Michael had to suppress a grin, as the groundswell grew against the idea. Too much trouble, he heard from one quarter. Too much like kneeling, from another. It looked like the announcement had worked; those of fighting age and condition would leave, most of them men who wanted the spoils of war, and the remaining could be safely settled with Gilly.
Or so he thought until the noticed some of the women looking past him. As he looked to see who they were looking at, Taryne stepped ahead a pace. With a wave of her arm, things began to slow down.
Older women dragged the young men back, often by their ears. Their mothers Michael presumed. Younger women and girls delayed the families about to depart, talking rapidly with lots of gesticulation and putting themselves in the way. A coordinated action, if ever he saw one. But his heart nearly leaped out of his throat when Ygritte raised her voice.
"That's right! Run away! We don't need craven men! We don't need men who won't fight anyone who gets in the way!"
This wasn't just insults to people betraying the cause. It was shaming them. She's in on it, Michael understood, She planned this with Taryne.
"Aye, you'll have to do things you don't want to do," she continued, "But that's better than being a wight! Or starvin' to death because the ground froze and all the animals have swam 'round the Wall!" The exodus of people from the crowd back to the tents ground to a halt, as every person stopped to listen again.
"I've been with these Canadians for near-on two moons now. They know how to fight like nothin' else. They fight White Walkers and Crows and raiders who've climbed the Wall two dozen times. And they win."
Only because we've got guns, Michael thought darkly, Only for a little while.
"If you want to win, you join us," Ygritte concluded, "I'd put the Free Folk up against any southern army. They'll fall to us! But how many are left after'll depend on not being stupid as rocks. And that matters, because winter is coming. We've all seen it. Take the oath, join us, and we'll keep as many people breathin' as we can to fight the Others."
As pitches go, it was as good as it gets. Feeling like cold water had just been poured down his back, Michael watched as the crowd coalesced once more, only a handful withdrawing to camp in order to pack up. His little scheme was dead.
Ygritte turned on her heel and looked up at him, poking a finger against his chest armour. "There's your army, Michael Duquesne," she said, "Now you can say whatever you want to the kneelers and their lords. Bastards or no."
So that's why she did it. Michael hadn't really thought the cause of kidnapped southerners to be in line with Ygritte's ideas about the world, but strengthening her clan was as Free Folk a motivation as was possible to have. And lying about it was as Free Folk a tactic you could get too.
Might as well use it, now it's inevitable. "Doesn't really work that way," he sighed, "But it's a start, I guess."
Ygritte's expression softened, and she punched him in the arm again before looking at O'Neill. "Told you he'd listen to me."
The Sergeant was unamused. "It's more that they listened to you," he said, "And that's my fault for not telling you to zip it before."
Not caring a bit for that, Ygritte walked off towards the assembled crowd, to talk to some of the women that had organised the pushback. Clan mothers, Michael's mind said, They're organising things now. There was something familiar about that, but he couldn't place it.
Ryk gave a hearty chuckle from the side. "You should have known by now, Canadian. Ygritte chases everything she wants without rest, and says whatever she wants."
"Well, no one is top of their game at the moment," Zheng agreed, leaving unkind comments about the competence of her superiors out. She didn't need to speak them, her tone was enough. And she wasn't wrong anyway.
"You'd need a gag," Sayer remarked, "Should've used duct tape."
O'Neill wagged a pointing finger, indicating that he thought that was a good idea and would remember it in future. Don't tempt fate, Michael thought, Knowing my luck, Ygritte would be into getting tied up with duct tape and the gods have some sort of festival this week where tying a girl up is a declaration of intent to have a litter of kids.
"So you'll take us," Taryne asked, clutching Karla's hand to her side.
Michael nodded. "I'll require the information you said you had. About Lord Umber's daughter, though come to think of it, I'd like to know everything you know about the south."
"I was young, but I'll tell you what I remember," Taryne agreed, "What about my clan sisters and brothers?"
By way of reply, Michael turned to the Sergeant. "O'Neill, bring these people to the weirwood to take the oath. Hear them say it in batches, including the kids. Bring Sayer to record it all."
"Sir?" O'Neill asked, "Is this really a good idea?"
"It's a terrible idea," Michael replied, "It's just better than looking like we drove these people away. And I'm not talking about the optics of it back home. Or, not only that anyway."
"You're afraid what the other tribes and clans will think," Taryne guessed.
Smart woman. "Yeah, especially now that Tormund and Six Skins are back too," Michael agreed, "Tormund will expect us to respect the right of people wanting to join our clan and would think it strange if we didn't allow it. Six Skins seems the type to exploit the anger of the men that the women ran away from, he'd exploit the whole situation as a weakness."
"And Mance?" Sayer asked, "What's he going to think of this?"
A good question. "I don't know," Michael replied, "But I suspect he'll be happy regardless. He'll care more about the declaration of war than us gathering a clan."
Now that the decision had been taken and oaths would be administered, there was only one thing left to do; impose the promised discipline.
Hearing about it was one thing. Experiencing it was another. It would be weeks before Mance showed up, plenty of time to get the hurt of a true military life settling in and before the real benefits could be seen.
With luck, there would be plenty of 'warriors' leaving. And if they didn't, that meant they were committed, which wasn't bad thing either. Win-win.
"Sergeant, once the warriors and spearwives have signed up, break them in."
O'Neill's lips spread into a shit-eating grin that Michael himself would've struggled to match. He understands what I'm doing.
"Yes, sir!" came the enthusiastic reply.
Chapter 13: The Queen Beyond the Wall
Chapter Text
DALLA
The gathering of the Free Folk had grown even larger than it had been at the Fist of the First Men. Yet more were on the way from the Fist, the Thenns taking up the rearguard by right and Mance's command. If they ever make it.
Dalla watched over the camp from the hill. It was a task she had felt drawn to since first seeing it. She had left Val to command the pitching of the tents at the lee of hill's summit above her, rather than arranging the joined-tribes of she and Mance herself as she usually did. The camp below needed more attention and thought.
Her gaze scanned the other hills and the small valleys between them, the tribes of the Free Folk clearly identifiable.
The giants, always the first to grab anyone's attention with their height and their great mammoths, keeping to the place where the forest was thickest nearby. Dalla had never seen so many before Mance stole her.
The crowkillers of the lands to either side of the Gorge, familiar to her since her earliest days as the chief enemy of her own tribe.
The forest tribes with their large herds of aurochs and sheep, the wealthiest and most important tribe for keeping the Free Folk fed.
The Nightrunners and Hornfoots of the far north, the former in thick furs and the latter with bare, blackened feet; all that remained of tribes from that region save for the Thenns themselves.
The cave-dwellers, squinting in the light and ill-prepared for their exile, digging downwards into the half-frozen ground to get out of the wind.
The unicorn-riders from the central plateau, with their great hairy mounts corralled at a wide open place, ever watchful against the envious gazes sent their way by others, for their beasts were beautiful and coveted.
The western tribes; the clans of the Frozen Shore, their sleds doubling as tents and surrounded by huge shaggy dogs, and the Ice River clans, the most vicious of all the Free Folk and cannibalistic. Under any other circumstance, Dalla would have urged alliance with the Frozen Shore and death to the Ice River, but there was no time for such wars.
So many people, all potentially dangerous to the plan she and Mance had devised.
Yet Dalla found her eyes drifting constantly to the strangest and newest tribe of them all. A group that had set many hearts ablaze with either anger or hope. The tribe that was not truly Free Folk, even more than the Thenns were not. The only tribe with flags.
The Canadians' own banner, a weirwood leaf against a white square between two red bars, flew atop the hall that formerly belonged to Craster. Alongside it, at the other end of the roof, was the flag of the new tribe that now followed them; a white-and-red weirwood tree against a black background. Its leaves, eyes and mouth were blood red… and the face was one of laughter, not the sorrow or anger that was usual. Why they chose such a thing, Dalla could not tell, nor if it was a good or bad thing to use a holy symbol.
All around the hall, now called 'See-Eff-Bee Gilly's Hall', the camp was … unlike anything Dalla had ever seen. Tents and animal pens in perfect rows, new rough buildings sometimes joining them. The space between them was wide enough for a cart in three directions, and the outskirts of this ordered area were guarded by men and spearwives.
Watch platform had sprung up atop trees left uncut for that purpose, the tallest that had stood there before. In a clearing by the gate of the hall's own palisade, men and spearwives stood in neat lines and received some strange instruction from a man in clothes the same colour as the southern forest in highest summer.
It all made Dalla worry. She recognised what was going on; the tribe was being taught a new way of war, one closer to that of the kneelers. A way Mance said made one man count for many.
Combined with the weapons of the Canadians, they would become very difficult to fight if they became an enemy. Which was a problem; the new tribe had not sworn to Mance, even if the people who were now a part of it had come from others that had. They had sworn to Canada, wherever that was. Rumours of it had swirled through the camp. Soon, the entire army would know.
Dalla physically stopped herself staring, and turned quickly around, intending off at a quick pace back to Val and the tents. Instead, she almost ran into someone. Her vision filled with red for a moment, before the grey of the sky and the deep green of the forest reasserted itself. They backed off a step just before contact, flinching.
The person was wearing a coat of finely woven cloth in a bright red, a hood of the same colour over his head. Below the waist, the clothes turned various greens and ended in high black boots. His weapon hung in front of him from straps of an unknown black material; a strange tube sticking out of a grey-red wood, with a Myrish spyglass attached to its top.
His dark hair and look would've marked him as one of the far-western clansmen of the Frozen Shore, but Dalla knew better. A Canadian, she though, The young one.
The man smiled at her awkwardly, a hooded warrior and a spearwife kissed-by-fire joining him. "Sorry," he said, "Was just coming to ask you something."
Dalla looked him over, before giving a disarming smile to show she was not offended. She didn't know what the custom was among the Canadians where women were concerned, though Giantsbane insisted the woman among them was the wife of the one called O'Neill. "I was not watching where I was going," she said, "It is my fault."
The red-haired spearwife muttered something behind, before the warrior with her smacked her on the shoulder with the outside of his gloved hair. Did she insult me or point out who I was? Dalla thought. She hadn't heard what was said.
"Ah, yeah," the young Canadian said, rubbing the back of his neck under his hood, "I should introduce myself. Private Louis Sayer, Canadian Rangers."
His awkwardness seemed to be that of inexperienced youth. Which was strange. Giantsbane had said the youngest Canadian was just as deadly as the others, and had cut down dozens of the Weeper's clansmen in mere minutes.
He's a Ranger but not a Crow? Is he sincere or an excellent liar? "Dalla, of Snows End," she replied reluctantly, not sure if she should talk or make excuses to leave.
Louis' jaw dropped open. "You're the queen!" he said, "Should've guessed."
That man and his mouth! Dalla thought."Mance is my love. I sit on his council. He sometimes listen to me. It does not make me a queen, though he is fond of saying so. Flattery for his wife."
The Canadian made a sort of gesture with his hand towards the hall. "By our standards you'd be queen," he said, "I think... Canada's Queen had a husband who wasn't a King though? Anyway, the Ell-Tee… Duquesne I mean, sent me up here to see if the King is here yet. He saw the antlers." The young man pointed at the huge set atop the central pole of her own tent, as the furs were wrapped on the frame around it.
We need our own banner, Dalla noted to herself. "Mance will join us around sunset," she said, "If you have a message for him, you can give it to me. I'm like as not to see him before you do."
"It's not for you to hear," the spearwife growled.
"Ygritte," Louis complained, "You're being rude. To the Queen."
Wasn't that the name of the woman the Canadian leader stole? Dalla regarded the red-haired spearwife again as she crossed her arms, glancing between she and Louis, before a small suggestive smile broke out. "Aye, 'suppose I am being rude."
Louis shook his head. "You can tell Mance that the Crows declared war on us. Offered both us and the Free Folk the option to kneel. Except for us, they demanded we make the decision on the spot or it would be war. Canada already has a Queen, like I said… so Duquesne chose war."
Dalla's brow raised and her eyes widened. Mance didn't expect even an offer to kneel. He expected the Crows to refuse all. And the Canadians chose war? "I shall pass that along."
"One more thing," Louis added, a strange seriousness in his tone all of a sudden, "Lieutenant Duquesne requests a meeting with the King, as well as you and your sister Val. No other chieftains."
A strange bolt of fear went through Dalla, wondering what they could possibly want such a meeting for. What could they say that they don't want the tribes to hear? her mind whispered, Do they want Val in return for alliance, like kneelers? Over my dead body.
Louis smiled again, friendly once more. Before she could ask what the meeting was about, he spoke. "Thanks for speaking to me, we will see you later!" With that, he moved off a dozen paces and began talking to himself… an act so bizarre that Dalla was rendered speechless, until she remembered that these Canadians could apparently talk to each other over distances.
Once he was done, the one called Ygritte began teasing him over something, and the young man turned as red as his hood. "Of course I was," he said, just loud enough to be heard, "She's very pretty!"
So, not a good liar. Turning away to rejoin Val, Dalla felt laughter bubble out of her. That she had thought ill of his intentions now felt silly. She was still laughing when she reached her sister, who looked on as if she is mad.
"What's so amusing?" Val asked asked.
"Sincerity is the best flattery," Dalla smiled, not helping her sister's confusion one bit.
The tent warmed up quickly, the wood from the forest burned faster and more smoky than the peat of the Fist had. But burning pinewood had a nice smell, and Dalla preferred it. The space was empty except for Val and Mance, which was unusual for the evening. Dalla had insisted on that, so no guards or chiefs could cause trouble, but she was glad for another reason.
The three of them were almost never alone now. It was what Dalla did not like about being 'Queen'. The last time it had been just the three of them, it had been a few days after their first meeting Mance. He had just come back from Winterfell to see the southern king and sheltered in her home, half a year earlier. They had talked about all that needed to happen, around a fire burning pinewood.
Mance had come for a reason other than to steal her, but that happened nonetheless. He was surprisingly quick, though her tribe had not put up much of a fight either. They knew Mance and his cause. She fought him with an axe, despite liking him, but lost. He had wisely chosen a time Val was not present in the village. Smart and strong. A good king for a doomed people.
He had taken news of the Crows' declaration of war against the Canadians with no outward emotion, but Dalla saw through it. He moved more quickly for no reason, he drank more deeply, he spoke more often. Only more that those close would notice, but she had watched him closely since the first time they met. Our King is excited. Excited and nervous.
"What do these Canadians want to talk to us about?" Val complained, poking at one of the braziers with a stick, "Are they going to try and convince us to kneel as the Crows ask? Was it not enough that they cause every clan from near the kneelers' lands to lose their minds?"
Dalla winced. "That the women taken from the South may not like who steals them was something the clans should have considered. You and I know that better than anyone, sister, though we are not among them."
Val did not reply, except by throwing the bronze rod she had been using on the fire down. She did not like to be reminded of their origins. Dalla never ceased to do so.
"It may become a problem," Mance agreed, "Raiders don't like their prize-wives running away from them. Rarely like them being stolen either, though tradition protects that if they're young enough. They'll do nothing. The story about the Weeper and Rattleshirt has spread. They all know what happened to raiders who went up against those weapons."
Hundreds dead was what happened, if the Giantsbane's word was good, and it usually was despite his exaggerations. And it had only been two of the Canadians present at the battle he saw. Including the young man who thought I was pretty, Dalla noted, Honest, but a killer. She promised to never let herself forget that.
Mance had known the two chiefs would join up and attempt to attack the Canadians, eventually. The Weeper had been the one to pick Rattleshirt off the ground after the meeting on top of the Fist, where he had been dumped on a snowdrift. They had both left the Fist with their warbands, claiming to be hunting Crows when they were really abandoning the common effort.
But it had been a surprise when Tormund had sent word that the pair had gotten south to the gate at Castle Black with most of their warriors without word getting back, and so swiftly. A last feat for which they all died.
Dalla did not weep for either of them. Oathbreakers and fools. Only Mance had the influence to bring numbers enough to defeat the newcomers. And that should have been obvious after the Canadians had repelled the dead at the Fist. Wights and Walkers had not been seen again in real numbers since.
Are the Others afraid? she wondered, Or is it strategy? One thing at a time.
"We must stop it being a matter of blades," Dalla pronounced, "The Canadians aren't blind to the threat. They might decide that sitting meekly by is more costly than attacking those clans that threaten them. And that would cause every clan to consider what monsters or gods-men camp among us, Val."
"I have given some thought to the matter myself, my Queen," Mance smiled, "We shall not be able to get the Canadians to swear an oath to serve. But they have already provided the answer. An alliance of equals may be possible, if we can agree a strategy."
"Even that will not be liked among the chiefs," Val said, "The Thenns even less so. Or worse, it could invite questions about why they should follow you instead of the Duquesne."
Dalla folded her arms. "They would not follow a leader from anywhere but the True North," she said, "Not unless the Canadians do something far greater than even Kings among us have done."
Mance nodded. "Even then, Duquesne's people think badly of our ways, and it is easily noticed. The way they look at us… it is not the superiority of kneelers you see in their eyes, no, but it is pity. Like they want to help us but cannot, as we are too different."
"Or maybe we just think you wouldn't listen," sounded a voice.
Accompanied by a short creep of cold wind, Duquesne entered the tent through the half open flap. He was soon followed by the large one celebrated for his fists, the strange woman with black eyes and hair from Yi Ti, and the young man from before. They carried their firearms without menace, and wore white-and-grey coats and trousers over the same green ones that the youngest wore before. All faces were subdued, and eyes searching for any sign of trouble.
Concerned, Dalla summoned the names from her memory and smiled as best she could.
"Welcome, Duquesne, Zheng, O'Neill and Sayer."
"Your Majesty," the O'Neill replied, with good humour, "Good to be out of the cold."
"Especially as we have a lot to talk about," Duquesne agreed, moving to the middle of the space and sitting down opposite Mance. Some of the guests took off the top layers of their clothing down to the waist, revealing dull green shirts of a very fine cloth. Dalla shifted her position to one beside Mance, and nudged Val to do the same.
"So it seems," Mance said, as the rest of the Canadians sat down, "Tormund has told me of what happened. With your refusal to kneel to the southrons, I think it obvious that we are now allies."
Duquesne looked back blankly. "Not quite," he said, "We're at war with the Crows, as are you. But you were right about one thing before. We are very different people to the Free Folk. More than I thought at first."
Given who had joined the tribe now allied to his group, Dalla knew exactly what Duquesne meant. "You have spoken to your new clanswomen," she said, "They told you of the raids."
"They're not our clanswomen," O'Neill stated, "They're women of an allied azantyr."
Valyrian, Dalla thought, Why do they use Valyrian words sometimes? She had never heard the language before the Canadians arrived, but Mance knew a few words, even a song he had never sung until after their first meeting. Still more mysteries.
"They told me of the raids," Duquesne replied in confirmation, "It's one thing for your people to steal each other's women. That in itself is not good from our perspective, and we're not afraid to tell you so. But to go steal the women of another society and culture, that's just asking for trouble. It's a major obstacle to any move south of the Wall, because it leaves you with a reputation for savagery."
Sometimes they use their own language, Dalla noted. "A reputation not so big that we cannot talk about it," she stated with certainty, "Else you would not be sitting here."
Duquesne scratched his chin, before deciding something. "I'll be absolutely honest with you," he said, "If I had known about the scale of raiding before going to to talk to the Crows, I might have instead offered to ally to the Seven Kingdoms and abandon you. To us, it looks like slavery."
"It would be," Val agreed, "If women did not possess blades."
The Zheng's lips curled back in an approving, vicious smile, revealing unnaturally white teeth. Both the expression and the canines reminded Dalla of a picture of a dragon's head.
"It is worse south of the Wall," Mance said, "Here, the stronger man, the faster man, the more cunning man gets the woman. In the South, women are sold like livestock. Either by their fathers for land or just to rid themselves of a mouth to feed, or sold a night at a time by men of wealth. Women cannot kill the men they are taken by without being proclaimed murderesses. They are robbed of choice."
"We know," the Zheng replied coldly, "Though when killing or fleeing is the only way to express your choice when a man takes you, that is often no choice at all."
"Our women accept it," Mance countered, directing his speaking towards Duquesne, "And you know this. I'm sure Ygritte has spoken the reasons why she wants to stay with you. You have not rejected her either."
The Canadian leader was not impressed. "For reasons that are our own," Duquesne said, "And not all your women accept your way, or else the numbers joining the Laughing Tree wouldn't be so large. But it's irrelevant. The southerners think you're savages who steal their daughters and wives. They'll fight you to the death, without a plan to stop them."
We have a plan for the southrons, Dalla thought but did not say, It's the reason Mance came to Snows End, to my family, once he learned that war had begun between the kneelers.
"First thing is first, Duquesne," Mance said, "We need a way to get south of the Wall."
"I'm pretty sure you already have a plan," Duquesne replied, "Because if I was a Free Folk chieftain and you asked me to join your army, my first question would be 'how do you plan to get south of the Wall?' So you must have an answer, because I can't be the only one who thought of that one."
Dalla recalled the question had been asked, even since she had been stolen. Not many times. At least Giantsbane keeps asking.
"But I can imagine the plans already," Duquesne continued, "You'll put people over or around the Wall, like the raiders do. And then you'll attack the Night's Watch from the rear, where they have little or no serious defences. You'll do so in numbers, and with some of the best troops you have. Thenns, Giantsbane's troops…"
Dalla was impressed. The Canadians must have questioned their new allies closely, about the Wall, about the south lands and the Crows.
Mance leaned back onto his palms, and sighed. "As thinking men and women, it must appear obvious to you. Going under the Wall takes too long. Going over it with everything is impossible. Taking one of the castles of the Night's Watch is the only thing that will let us bring every man, woman and child, along with every giant, every mammoth and every useful animal."
Duquesne shook his head and held up a finger. "Correction, it was the only thing. You may have an alternative. We can provide it, depending on how well you know the Wall."
Dalla and Mance glanced at each other, amused. They had heard of every crazy method of raiders and Kings of the past who tried to get by the Wall. Some had even succeeded, only to be crushed south of the Wall.
"Tell him," Dalla said, wanting to know what the Canadians had thought of after only a few weeks after seeing the Wall.
Mance answered. "I froze my arse off at the top of it. Sweated into my clothes walking below it and shovelling rock or ice to rebuild it. Walked its entire length. I know all three of the castles still used and some that were abandoned years ago, and every gate. I know the Wall, Lord Duquesne."
The Canadians exchanged glances, like Mance calling Duquesne a lord confirmed something for them
"Call me what you like," Duquesne said, "I've heard the Night's Watch seal the gates of their abandoned castles by packing stones into the tunnels and pouring water over it. Our Crow prisoners brag that by the time we dig through that, their brothers would be on top of us… But we think that way of sealing the tunnels leaves them vulnerable to … tools we have. Especially if the tunnel has stone arches or goes through rock rather than solid ice. We can dig through that sort of thing very quickly."
Dalla could not believe her ears. The Canadians meant to exit the Wall at a sealed tunnel. Unblocking one had been tried before, but it was always too slow, the Crows always found out and stopped it. If anyone else had suggested it, they would have been laughed out of the tent. It was lucky the chieftains were not present, they would have done so out of hand.
But she believed Duquesne, they must have had something that could do what he said. She took Mance's nearest hand in hers. He knew what it meant.
"That… changes things, if true," Mance said, "I do have the knowledge you require. But you say you are not allies despite our common enemy. So why should I not take your tools for myself? Such things would be worth the cost in blood to take them."
"Because you'll never figure out how to use them," Zheng said, her tone as cold as the wind outside, "Because we're useful for a whole lot more than just getting through the Wall."
The woman leaned forward towards Mance, her dark eyes wide open with what appeared to be anger. "Because if try to steal from us, we'll do our very best to annihilate you."
The O'Neill quickly put his hand on the woman's shoulder, which caused her to straighten up again and look away. Wife obeys husband, Dalla thought, Or trusts his judgment, at least.
"You'll have to forgive her," Duquesne said quickly, "Since hearing more about your wedding… practices, Corporal Zheng's opinion of your people has dropped."
"To zero," Zheng agreed, "I will repeat myself. Anyone who tries to steal me, I'll kill their whole fucking clan." She held up her firearm and stood it on the ground from its end, showing how she would carry out her threat.
Zero? What is Zero? Dalla wondered. The woman's threats were blood-curdling enough without invocations to some dark god. It was only when Zheng's own people acted that she was able to relax again.
"Enough of that," the O'Neill growled, "Come on." He pulled on Zheng's sleeve gently, and she relented. They put on their coats again and left the tent, no one talking until they had done so. Dalla could tell Zheng was truly upset, and hoped comfort in her husband's arms would give her some peace… if only because being her enemy seemed strangely terrifying. The woman's look was too alien.
"She has a tongue as sharp as dragonglass," Mance said, "Though we are not unfond of that here."
This seemed to offend Duquesne. "Her outburst is not excusable, but it is understandable. She has been through a lot. She believes that there is no chance of getting home, that she'll never be safe to live how she wants again, and that you're lying about the Isle of Faces."
"We are not lying about the Isle," Dalla said, defensively, "It is well known among us, and we showed you the drawing in the book."
"A legend that none of you have seen," Duquesne said, "Normally, I wouldn't believe it either, but legends have a habit of walking around and killing people here. I have a duty to my country to report everything I had seen here. Not to mention I want to go home too. I have to ignore my doubts about the Isle."
"The only path to know the truth is the one that takes you south to the Isle," Mance said, "Let us speak of that. You claim to have a way through the Wall, but you need information from us. You cannot fight the Stark banners without us. We must be allies. You want to set terms, speak them and we will see if it is possible."
The Canadian pulled at his chin, hair growing up out of the skin that had been bald when last Dalla saw it. "My first request would be no stealing or killing, but to be honest, I don't think even you could convince your people to obey, or enforce it against those who wouldn't."
"Well, it is good to know you are not a fool," Mance began.
"I will impose it as a condition nonetheless," Duquesne said, "So it's known that those that disobey will face my warband. I'm sure it'll be ignored, but it gives me permission to chastise those who do."
"What else?" Dalla asked.
The Canadian paused, considering his words for a moment. "Until the people in the Gift hear that we're all coming south, we limit who gets through the Wall. I want to give the locals time to flee. So all able bodied men stay north of the Wall or on top of it, defending the crossing points from the wights. Women, children and livestock go south."
Dalla exhaled, not believing the Canadians could be so unwise. "Who shall defend them? The southrons, despite their words against us, are not above taking women or animals either. And who shall defend the ways through the Wall from the the lords of the south? This 'Laughing Tree' tribe?"
Duquesne reached for a bottle of metal from his side, drinking from it before answering. Delaying. "I don't think the southerners will harm women and children, except perhaps to make them kneel. Certainly, most will not be killed. So any of them we get south is a victory over the Others. As for who defends them, we can use the Thenns, Giantsbane, Dogshead and whoever else you trust. And spearwives. All of them, regardless of clan or tribe."
Dalla's eyes widened. There were many spearwives among the Free Folk.
"Another condition that will not be heeded," Mance said, "Once the Wall is seized, every clan will want to pass through it." From his tone, Dalla knew he didn't believe his words. He was testing the Canadian. Always testing. The price of the kingship, he told her, was checking every man or woman who came to him.
Duquesne clicked his tongue. "Oh, I think this will be quite enforceable. Anyone who disobeys would be a coward unwilling to protect their own women, and should be treated as such. There will be only four ways through the Wall and we'll fortify the gates on both sides, so we control access."
"The men will not be pleased," Val said.
The O'Neill shrugged. "I'm sure some will try and climb the damn thing, or take boats around it, but we have more people than the Crows do. We can patrol the Wall and the shoreline in greater numbers, from top and bottom. We'll need to do that to watch for wights and the Others anyway. Who's to say dead men can't climb or swim?"
"Aye, true enough," Mance said, "We must put the giants and their mammoths south as well, this I insist upon. The lords of Westeros do not fear women in battle, nor do we have the steel to teach them the folly of that. Stiffen the spearwives with giants, and neither Free Folk nor kneeler will think it a simple matter to sweep them aside."
Duquesne scratched his chin again. "Agreed," he said, "But we'll need more precautions than that. No Free Folk south of the Gift. Our war is with the Night's Watch, and the Gift doesn't belong to the lords south of it. I'm told it is largely empty anyway, and easily enough to support your numbers once you get your hunters and your herds into it."
"Agreed," Mance repeated, "We appear to have an accord."
The Canadian shook his head. "Not quite," he said, "One more thing must be done. We need to talk to the lords of the Seven Kingdoms. We can't defend the Wall without better weapons, supplies… We can use wights as proof of the true threat, but we need something to make them talk to us at all."
"Attacking the Wall is unlikely to put them in a talking mood, yes," Mance said, "I can tell you already have a notion of what to use. So full of ideas, you are."
Louis Sayer smirked. "We've got to be," the young man said, "We're in a fantasy tale."
Neither Dalla herself nor Mance nor Val fully understood what he meant by that, but Duquesne pressed on. "We've been informed that the daughter of a prominent Stark vassal was kidnapped some years ago and still lives."
Dalla's hand threw itself to her mouth before she could stop it. They know.
"I take it from that response, you know who we're talking about, your Majesty," Duquesne said to her, "Rowan Umber of Last Hearth. Your mother?"
Val sighed loudly. "You found Taryne," she said, "You must have."
Duquesne nodded. "She did say she knew you. A lady who gets her way often, I think. She's the leading clan mother among the Laughing Tree now, unless you want to count Zheng or Ygritte." Louis Sayer snorted his amusement at the last part, for reasons Dalla could well understand.
"She is no lady," Val replied, "She's a meddlesome witch, who sticks her nose where it does not belong."
"Every woman is a lady where I come from," Duquesne shrugged, exasperating Val into silence.
"Not every woman," Louis muttered loudly, before receiving a glare from his chief that made him chuckle nervously.
"It's still polite to call them ladies," Duquesne clarified, "Regardless, Rowan is our way in. The Umbers are the closest noble family to the Wall. If we hold a daughter of that family out in return for a parley, we've got a chance. We take the Wall, then we make an immediate move to negotiate with them. Maybe use those ravens the old maester is supposed to have to send messages, if we can take the man alive."
Dalla turned to Mance. Their agreement, the understanding they had come to when he had come to her village was about to be tested. She didn't doubt he would follow it… but she was not so stupid as to believe he could not lie either.
"Speak to my Queen and her sister," Mance said, following his word, "Where matters of Rowan Umber are concerned, I hold no sway. I made a promise I intend to keep." Both remaining Canadians seemed surprised at that, but it didn't matter.
Filled with the warmth that her trust in him was rewarded, Dalla kissed Mance on the cheek, getting a brush of the palm from his fingers in return. A warning to be careful. I'll reward him later, she promised herself, But Mother would not want him to hear this.
"Come, Val," she said, "Let us speak to our guests outside. I feel this is a conversation best had elsewhere."
The guardfires blazed in every direction, the fear of wights ever present in every part of the camp below. Darkness had not truly fallen, even though the sky was hidden behind clouds. Wind blew softly but constantly from the north, bringing cold but no snows… yet.
The Canadians had reunited outside, with Louis Sayer and Zheng returning to the See-Eff-Bee hall, leaving the O'Neill and Duquesne behind.
Dalla brought them back to the place she could see most of the camp, away from the tents of the chieftains allied most closely with Mance. Val joined them at a run just in time. "You want our mother," she said.
Duquesne's lips shifted for a moment, and the O'Neill's eyes laughed, the only part of his face visible under the strange hood that covered everything else.
"Not quite how I'd put it, but yes," Duquesne said.
"Then you need to know about her first," Dalla said, "And us."
Duquesne looked to the O'Neill, who shrugged. "We'll take your word on that."
He wants this over with. Good. "First, we are not nobles," Dalla said, "Our father was no kneeler and not of noble blood."
"Though he was a better man than any kneeler," Val asserted.
"The kneeler lords won't recognise us as nobles," Dalla continued, "We have no proof that our mother married our father, and nobility follows fathers not mothers. We're bastards, at best. What they call smallfolk at worst."
"I think 'wildling' is probably what they think of you at worst," the O'Neill replied, "But we get your point. If we show up with you two, the lords aren't going to care."
"We're … aware of the problem those in the south have with bastards," Duquesne added, "Taryne filled in a lot of the details."
Dalla nodded. At least that woman is good for something other than pestering us. "What you need to understand is our mother doesn't consider herself a noble either," she said, "Not any more."
Duquesne's brow rose in surprise. "May I ask why?"
"She was abandoned," Val said, poisonous as the wrong mushroom, "By our grandfather."
"Mors Umber is a powerful noble," Dalla said, "Castellan of Last Hearth, brother to the lord. He has men sworn to him, he knows how to move in winter for he lives close to the Wall, he knows the Free Folk way of war. Yet he did not force his brother to march to retrieve our mother."
"We asked Mance to find out if tried at all," Val added bitterly, "He did not go to the other lords for assistance. He did not go to the Starks to 'raise the banners'. He and his brother sent a message to the Night's Watch that they would be rewarded if she was found. They sent out rangers, but found nothing. They stopped searching after just one moon's turn."
"So she abandoned her heritage?" the O'Neill asked, "Seems a bit extreme? This is not an easy land to find anyone in, I'd bet. Hell, we lost the White Walkers in this forest."
"It did not happen immediately," Dalla replied, "She only truly renounced her old life when Val was born. She has told us both that it was a long path to embracing the Free Folk ways, but she is glad for it. Here, no clan or village is so weak as to be off their guard against men stealing daughters. No woman expected to meekly be stolen."
"It helps that our father was among the best of us," Val said, "He took our mother from the man who had taken her, from the village where she had been held captive. The raiders didn't stand a chance. Very few were ever stolen from our village while he lived, save those he approved of."
Duquesne frowned. "Stockholm Syndrome?" he asked the O'Neill in their own strange language.
The larger man gave a nod and a longer reply in the same language, before returning to the Common tongue. "Your mother stayed with your father? Wouldn't she want to go home?"
"By the time our father took her, our mother had been away almost two years," Dalla said, "Winter had come. Our father knew the clan that had taken her raided others nearby during winter to survive, leaving their victims to starve. So his and two others banded together to attack first. She stabbed two of the clansmen herself using the fight as a distraction… Even if she wished to go home, it would be impossible through the blizzards."
"She never talks about those two years," Val said, "Only that our father's clan were kind and welcomed her at once, and our father did not touch her until she had fully recovered."
A dark look flashed over Duquesne's eyes for the briefest second, sending a stomach-turning bolt of fear through Dalla, but the Canadian restrained it quickly. "So she became Free Folk…" he said, "I'm not sure how that's a problem for us. Your grandfather will still recognise her, right?"
Dalla smiled. She could imagine swords drawn and harsh words flying already. "Our mother is… difficult," she said, "Especially on the subject of the lords under the Starks. If our grandfather is present when you go to speak with the southerners, she will be useful. To any other lord, even younger Umbers, she will provide nothing but harsh words and hard questions."
"As will I," Val sniffed, gathering her furs closer to her. Dalla's heart twitched, knowing Val had taken more of what their mother had said to heart than she herself did… but she knew Val did not believe as their mother did either.
"Words that could destroy the chances of peace?" Duquesne asked.
"It could happen," Dalla conceded, "But you misunderstand me. You have gathered as many of the women taken in raids from the south and their children as you can…"
"Taryne did that," the O'Neill interrupted, "We merely provided assistance to civilians in need."
"It matters not," Dalla continued, "The kneeler lords care nothing for the 'smallfolk' you have assembled, according to my mother. They care little more for the return of a noblewoman now beyond their childbearing years. You must get my mother and her alone to her father, or a battle is inevitable. If you want to force a peace, you must find our grandfather. And you must do it quickly."
The O'Neill blew out a breath, smoke from under his mask blowing away in the breeze. "Jaysus Cry-sst," he said.
Another invocation to a god? Dalla wondered Do they have names for every god?
"Is that your condition?" Duquesne asked, "We go straight to Last Hearth?"
There is another path, Dalla's mind told her.
"Or Winterfell, once Castle Black has fallen," she replied, "My mother spoke well of them, on occasion. The Starks may give a care for the smallfolk, which would be to your advantage. But know this; there is trouble in the south. The Starks are assembling an army to march. Winterfell may be full of warriors, too many for you to handle."
Duquesne looked back at her tent, before levelling a stare at Dalla. "Was that Mance's plan?" he asked, "Get everyone south of the Wall, and then try to talk to the lord of Last Hearth? Or even the Starks?"
Dalla considered lying, as not even the other chieftains knew the answer, but saw no good in it. The Canadians trusting her, trusting Mance, would determine success or death.
"Aye, it was our plan," she said, "A great leap in the dark. Now, less of one, as you are not of the Free Folk, and so are more trustworthy to the southerners."
"And it is less an insult to the clan-chiefs," Val added, "Though not by much."
"I'm sure," Duquesne said flatly, "Two chieftains tried to kill me for talking to the Crows and another abandoned me at the first real opportunity. I can only imagine what they'd do to a King Beyond the Wall who negotiated."
"It was only one plan," Val objected, "We are not greenseers, able to see the past or future. We must be ready to take one of many possible paths."
"Why do I get the feeling some of the chiefs would not understand?" Duquesne replied.
"They wouldn't," Dalla said, "But fighting is where their minds go to first, the short road. 'Kill the kneeler and we'll be free to move south.' But sometimes the short road is not the safest."
"You can say that again," the O'Neill said, "If the lords of the Seven Kingdoms have weapons and armour like the Crows, fighting is going to be an absolute bitch with the ones you lot have. Not sure I like you using us as your pawns to get around that problem though."
"Pawns?" Dalla asked.
Duquesne gave a dismissive wave. "He means he doesn't like you using us to do your talking to the kneelers. Which I am inclined to agree with. We are not Free Folk, we cannot stand for you. But that's easily solved, you can send someone with us when we go."
He's right, Dalla thought, staring at the ground, It is easily solved. Mance can't go himself. I can't go either. We can't send a chieftain, but we need someone close. Someone who can control our mother, who will be firm and loyal to our way… She looked to Val.
"What?" her sister asked. Dalla tilted her head, as if to say 'you know what'.
The Canadians laughed. "I think you just got volunteered," Duquesne said to Val.
Sorry, sister.
Chapter 14: The Private
Chapter Text
THE PRIVATE
"So you are one of the Canadians I have heard so much about? I am disappointed. You do not look particularly deadly. Though the red hood is sinister enough."
Louis regarded the woman with a frown he couldn't control. He was disappointed too. His expectations of what Rowan Umber would be like were shaped by her daughters; the commanding Dalla and the stunning Val. Their mother was tall, lean and had the same shape of the face and body build, and she had the same sort of red hair that Dalla did. But life north of the wall had not been kind otherwise. Her skin seemed hard, and wrinkles extended from the corners of her eyes but nowhere else.
Should've expected that, he thought to himself before responding, Anyone would age twice as fast in this place.
"I'm the deadliest and most sinister of us all," Louis joked back, "We've been ordered to escort you to the Canadian Forces Base at Gilly's Hall… You know it as Craster's but he's dead." He gestured to a number of Free Folk with him, young ones that would obey his orders without too much trouble. 'Being groomed for command' was how Sergeant O'Neill had put it, with a laugh and a slap on his back.
Lady Rowan gave a terse nod. "Aye, I had heard Craster was given what he deserved," she said, "Am I to meet the woman who did it? She at least should live up to her reputation."
Louis smiled. Zheng was going to enjoy this. "She'll be there," he assured his guest, "If you'll follow me please." The Free Folk fell in behind her, getting his hint.
"Don't have any choice," Lady Rowan replied, picking up her pack.
"The Queen commands, and we obey," Louis chanted, not sure if the lyrics translated properly, "Over the hills and far away."
His guest gave a roaring laugh at that, indicating her approval. "Aye, that's how it is, north or south of the Wall."
They moved towards the camp again, following the path Rowan and a small group of villagers had been walking before Louis and his squad had dropped out of cover. They soon ran into the first of the new inhabitants.
The giants strode out of the trees, giving friendly noises and gestures to Louis as they spotted him. He waved casually back to them and shouted hellos in their own tongue, before getting on with his task as they moved away to continue their own. Or he tried to. Lady Rowan had slowed down, as had some of his squad.
"Come on," Louis urged, "Don't have all day. It'll be dark soon." And everyone knows what comes out in the dark around here.
That snapped all of them out of their tardiness, but didn't stop their mouths running.
"You speak the Old Tongue?" Lady Rowan asked.
Louis could see that was a question the warriors following behind her also shared. "I can speak every language of Westeros," he replied, "Something I thank God for every day, or else we'd all be dead already."
"What god?"
"…That's a long story."
They continued on to the tent city that was the camp of the King Beyond the Wall, finding many of its tents being packed up and put onto sleds and carts. The plan was being put into action.
Louis knew the general details. Six Skins with the Ice River and cave dweller clans would go west to attack the Shadow Tower. The tribes gathered at Hardhome would round the wall at Eastwatch on boats. Mance would take almost everyone else to just north of Castle Black. The LT would lead the Thenns, Giantsbane's clans, the unicorn riders, the giants, some wargs and the Laughing Tree tribe to an abandoned castle of the Wall to breach it.
A plan involving people no one back home has never heard of before.
What Louis didn't understand was how all of this would be coordinated, and that bothered him. The LT hadn't told anyone and everyone knew better than to ask. His thoughts were occupied by this
"The plan shall not work," Lady Rowan said out of the blue.
It was Louis' turn to slow down. How did she know what I was thinking about? "What do you mean?"
"Your plan. Mance's plan. My father does not care for me. The northern lords will hate me for bearing the children of wildlings. I told King Mance this, I told my daughter this, they do not listen. Only my Val listens, but she loves her sister too much for sense."
Louis stopped entirely. "You don't know that you'll be rejected, maybe the lords will see sense, or your father will see himself in you. Your daughters are beautiful and wise too..." Feeling his cheeks burn red at that admission, he snapped his mouth shut, regretting it at once.
Lady Rowan barked a laugh. "An honest one, at least! But you're wrong boy. You'll see. The lords will regard me as a traitor for not trying to get home and for laying down with a wildling, no matter that he was a good man, a better man than all of them. Except perhaps the Starks, they have decent heads on their shoulders, though they were no aid to me either."
"But doesn't the Wall stop everyone getting home?" Louis asked. Including us.
"Aye, that it does. And it will matter not."
The hall was full of people when they arrived, but they all got out of the way when Louis told them to. Twenty or more chiefs sat shoulder to shoulder on the benches, their unique dresses more obvious with familiarity. The white wooden mask of the one called Morna, the walrus tusks of the Great Walrus who wasn't actually a walrus. Craster's former 'family' watched them all from the loft spaces, weapons near their hands.
At the end of the benches, Zheng was on her throne, dressed and armed for battle in every way except for her helmet and goggles. The others were too. The march was to begin after midday. Sitting opposite the LT and O'Neill, the King, Queen and Princess were smiling at something someone had said, as were the nearby chieftains.
They're in a good mood, Louis thought as he led Lady Rowan forward, They have hope. The negotiations on how things would play out had been heated, but now that a plan, any plan, to get past the Wall so quickly was in motion, the Free Folk saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
"We have more and more villages joining us every day…" the King grinned at the LT, "Word is spreading, and bringing us more animals, stores and seeds daily."
"Well, most important thing is we're denying the Walkers fresh bodies," the LT replied, before noticing Louis and his charge, "Ah, Sayer. You got here quickly."
Louis snapped off a salute to the officer before speaking. "Yessir. Lady Rowan walks fast."
A rumble of laughter went around the firepits. To them, Rowan was just some random village woman. It was amusing to them that she was some kind of noble to the 'kneelers', even if she was mother to women that were regarded almost as highly. Louis felt they were stupid in that, parents shape their children and deserve some dues when the children succeed. Maybe you just miss your own mother, he thought to himself, as Rowan stepped past him.
"Lady or not, here I am," she said, addressing the King, "As agreed. Though you said it would likely be next year you would need me."
"When I said that, we had not yet the strength to bypass the Wall with certainty," the King replied, "But now we do. I am not sorry I called you."
Lady Rowan shook her head. "Of course," she replied, "I doubt you have felt regret for anything in your life. Except spending so much time with the Crows, mayhaps."
The King did not react, though the Queen's face darkened with displeasure. Louis grimaced. Clearly there was some truth in what had been said, and Lady Dalla did not see it the same way as her mother. He inched away from Rowan. Too many eyes, too close.
The LT cleared his throat. "Argue about this another time. You know why you were called. You have agreed to it or you would not have come. Or did you hike it up here just to say no to our faces?"
"I'll do as I said I would," Lady Rowan stated, "I keep my promises." The words unlike some were left unspoken, but lingered in the air after the sentence regardless, so much so that Louis could practically read them in the air above her head.
The LT stared at her for a moment, considering a reprimand, before relenting and turning his attention back to the King. "We have everything we need to give this idea a chance. Now is our last opportunity to change our minds. Even if all your clans do not do what they say, my people and the tribes coming with me will be south of the Wall within days."
The Queen shook her head. "No, sooner is best," she said, "With all the villages near the Wall emptying, the Crows will know something is happening and we must move soon."
"All the game animals are swimming around the Wall," Val agreed, "The Others are chasing them out of the North. When the cold comes, we will have nothing to eat. We go now."
Mance leaned forward onto his knees, and warmed his hands against the fire. "My Queen and her sister speak true, Canadian. The chieftains and their clans, the giants and the gods all demand action. We go now."
The LT gave a loud sigh and stood to his feet. Sergeant O'Neill and Corporal Zheng followed him onto theirs, as he raised his voice. "Gilly! Could you join us here please?"
There was some commotion as the Free Folk girl clamoured down a ladder, the attention of every stare on her as she moved, all the way from the front of the hall to the back. She gave a small smile as she passed Louis, which he returned as she made it alongside Zheng.
"Gilly of the Hall," the LT said, "On behalf of her Majesty, Elizabeth the Second, Queen of Canada, I thank you for your hospitality and use of this place. I now return it to you and your family. We will always remember your friendship. Please accept this token of our thanks." He gestured to the Sergeant, who began rummaging under his armour.
Louis wondered why the LT had made such a grand declaration, until he saw the Free Folk glancing at each other with some trepidation. Gilly and her family are friends of Canada, so attacking them is attacking us.
The Sergeant finally produced a brick of Cadbury's chocolate, which Gilly received with wide eyes. She knew what it was and held it close.
"Don't eat that all at once," Louis advised with a wink, "We'll see you on the other side of the Wall."
"T-thank you," Gilly said, her voice wavering, "We'll go."
The LT gave an approving nod to Louis, before issuing the orders. "Sayer, climb to the roof and recover our colours," he said, "We're leaving."
"Yessir."
Day three of the march.
Louis found himself at the absolute rear with O'Neill and Ygritte once again. Their job was keeping the stragglers from falling behind, and drilling the new units of pikemen and pikewives, all of them young men and women of the Laughing Tree tribe. Their pikes were tipped with bone spikes and torches, not metal blades. The other unit was guarding the civilians.
The LT and Zheng were scouting ahead, hopping from hill to hill in the crawler with the unicorn riders, watching for Crows or wights and never going out sight of the column on foot.
Each of the tribes kept to their own, but followed the order of march that the LT had laid out; Giantsbane in front, then the giants themselves, the Thenns and lastly the Laughing Tree tribe.
It was like herding cats, Louis decided. Getting the Free Folk warriors to march continuously was easy, they were physically fit, all of them. But getting them to do it in a way that would make them difficult to attack was hard. At least according to O'Neill.
Add on the weight of the pikes and they were not happy marchers. Lots of huffing and puffing. Only the threat of Crow cavalry or an attack by wights in numbers prevented them from tossing the long spears down and shivving the Sergeant. Louis thought they already wished they hadn't left their parents, who were joining Mance's force instead.
"Ah shit!" O'Neill half-shouted, "Not again!"
Louis raised his rifle in the direction of O'Neill's sector, searching for a target, but found none. Instead, the Sergeant was wiping the bottom of his boot on a nearby log. "Ah, sorry Sayer," he said, "Fecking unicorn shit again."
"You shouldn't complain about unicorns," Ygritte intoned gravely, "They don't like it, more so that there aren't many of them left."
Louis smiled. "I think the Sergeant doesn't care what some horses think."
The spearwife cocked an eyebrow. "Unicorns aren't horses. They're cousins to aurochs, it's said. Their twisted horn is actually two horns weaved together, if you look close."
O'Neill grumbled and resumed the march at a faster pace to keep up with the column. "Ygritte, while that is very interesting information, I really don't want to smell unicorn shit ever again. Forgive me if I don't care if there aren't many left."
The spearwife scowled. "You know nothing. Those unicorns ahead of us? They're the last north of the Wall. I know not if there are more south of it, but raiders don't speak of them except on the isles of the Skagosi."
"Well, I'm a soldier not a fecking zoologist," O'Neill retorted, "Now shut yer gob."
Louis suppressed a snort. The Sergeant's Irish accent grew stronger as he got more annoyed.
"I'll shut mine when you shut yours, sir," Ygritte replied, "And what the bugger is a zu-ol-gist?"
The Sergeant rolled his eyes upwards to heaven, muttering to himself about not being an officer, insubordination and wondering what Duquesne saw in 'the eejit'. Ygritte heard him, but stayed quiet. A bad sign. Louis quickly joined her.
"Don't worry," he whispered, "He's not going to do anything to drive you away."
Her mouth untied, Ygritte smirked and punched Louis on the shoulder. "Aw, aren't you as sweet as summer honey. Trying to get under my furs, Louis Sayer?"
Embarrassed, Louis coughed and looked away, back towards the left of the ranger road where he was supposed to be keeping watch. "Just think you shouldn't worry about the LT is all."
She punched him again and began whistling a pretty tune. Some of the others ahead followed suit, the pace picking up as they marched along with it. By the time they stopped, even Louis had joined in.
"What was that?" O'Neill asked Ygritte when it was over with.
"Bold Bael," she replied, "About one of our kings, wandering the land. There's words to it, but everyone disagrees on what they are, but everyone knows the tune."
"Very nice," Louis said.
"Not very martial though," O'Neill said, "I've got a better song for this."
"Will the magic translate it?" Louis asked.
"We'll find out!" Ygritte said quickly, "Sing it, I want to hear a song from your land."
O'Neill let out a laugh. "This one is from where I was born, not Canada," he said, "But give this a try. It's called 'The Rising of the Moon'." He cleared his throat and began to sing in a thunderous tone and volume.
"And come tell me Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so
'Hush, mbuachaill, hush and listen,' and his cheeks were all aglow
'I bear orders from the captain, get you ready quick and soon
For the pikes must be together at the rising of the moon!'"
"At the rising of the moon, at the rising of the moon
For the pikes must be together at the rising of the moon!"
The column slowed, heads turning to the rear to watch him.
"'And come tell me Sean O'Farrell, where the gathering is to be"
At the old spot by the river; quite well known to you and me'
'One more word for signal token; whistle out the marching tune'
With your pike upon your shoulder at the rising of the moon!"
"Out from many a mud wall cabin; eyes were watching through the night
Many a manly heart was beating for the blessed warning light
Murmurs rang along the valleys to the banshee's lonely croon
And a thousand pikes were flashing by the rising of the moon!"
"All along that singing river that black mass of men was seen
High above their shining weapons flew their own beloved green
Death to every foe and traitor! Whistle out the marching tune
And hurrah, me boys, for freedom! 'tis the rising of the moon!"
By the time O'Neill finished, the Free Folk had stopped marching to listen, resting their pikes on the ground. From what Louis could hear, the lyrics were being discussed. "I guess that answers the question," he said, "The magic does translate songs."
The Sergeant frowned and turned to Ygritte for confirmation.
"Aye, I understood it," she said, "Some words were strangely used, but... It's a fine song. I like the last verse best."
The part about death to traitors and freedom, Louis thought to himself, Of course she likes that part.
"It shouldn't have worked," O'Neill stated with certainty, "Our languages should be too different. And why would you bother making a translation magic that does songs? Seems a bit much to me."
Louis gave a thumbs up. "At least we have alternative careers if the soldier thing doesn't work out. Wait until they hear It's a Long Way to Tipperary."
The Sergeant narrowed his eyes. "Don't think I'm going to be singing for my soup any time soon, Private," he replied, before he raised his voice once more, "Column, resume march!"
After the sun began to move towards the mountains in the west was the march interrupted again. Low, fluffy clouds gathered above, and snow dumped down.
"The wargs report enemies to the rear," the LT declared by radio, "Six hundred plus X-Rays. Could be wights. Sergeant, Giantsbane's forces are already at camp, and the Thenns are not far behind. You can't reach us before contact. Stand to and prepare to receive the enemy. I have sent a runner to turn the Thenns around."
Louis stopped and turned around in a snap, trying to see the enemy through the flurry of snow. He saw nothing.
The Sergeant roared at the column to halt before he replied to the LT. "Copy. When is the crawler's ETA?"
There was a pause.
"The fuel trailer fell sideways in a rut, it was hidden under the snow. We can't disconnect it at the angle it's sitting at, the connector pin is jammed. Your orders are to hold until the Thenns get there, and keep holding until we can make it out there on foot."
Louis saw the Sergeant clench his jaw ever so slightly at the news, and fear began creeping up his own back like a poison spider. O'Neill had come to a conclusion, and it was not a good one.
"Copy," O'Neill said, before turning to Ygritte, who was hovering nearby, "Wrap up for the cold; wights are coming. Form hedgehog and ignite weapons."
Ygritte, her eyes wide, immediately raised her voice and relayed the commands. Ryk, at the other end of the column, soon led the forward unit back to join them. Louis began putting on the layers of clothing again, just as the Sergeant had commanded, zipping up the camouflaged coat that had formerly belonged to Arran over the top of his red-grey Ranger one and dropping his snow-goggles over his eyes.
The Free Folk made a rough circle of warriors, around Louis, the Sergeant and the man holding their Laughing Tree banner, as they had been taught to do. The Sergeant grumbled at the speed and roughness of the formation coming together, but the warriors at least got the part about igniting their weapons right. The pikes came down, the torches attached to the ends were lit, and then they were raised again; ready to present a wall of fire and speartips to any wight that approached.
As they did, the snow cleared from the north, replaced by a cold wind. Wights walked the trail behind, hundreds of them a hundred metres away. "Just in time," Louis sighed, "We'll survive this."
"Don't think so, Private," O'Neill said quietly, "Look at the top of the hill behind. The one we walked around."
Louis looked. Four pairs of glowing blue eyes looked back at him, from atop white horses. Shit shit shit, he thought, White walkers, and four?!
"Yeah, I don't think six hundred was a good count," he said to O'Neill.
"No shit. Just our luck we put a warg on recon who can't count."
"What do we do?"
The Sergeant ignored Louis and reported the situation to the LT, but the answer was the same; hold out until reinforcements arrived. Running like hell to get a bigger group together was just too risky, according to the LT. Yet more wights appeared from around the hill; they were gathering now, not just running towards their prey. They have more control than I thought, Louis thought, stopping himself placing his finger on the trigger of his ranger-rifle.
O'Neill nudged him to get his attention. "Private, wake up. I asked you a question. Can you hit the White Walkers from here?"
Louis blinked, and looked back out towards the demons. He had to force himself to concentrate, like the things were trying to disrupt his thinking by some magic. You're just afraid, idiot. "Looks like 500 metres or so. I can hit one of them, no problem, but they'll just scatter and hide if they're smart."
O'Neill grit his teeth, something Louis could see only because the Sergeant's face was still uncovered so he could shout louder. The man's reply came in English next. "One isn't going to be good enough."
"No, it isn't," Louis agreed. The three remaining would easily command enough wights to kill the entire Laughing Tree tribe's fighting force.
"You'll need to get closer, Private. Much closer."
Louis felt the hair all over his body try to stand on end. "Sergeant?"
"You heard me, Private. If we don't disrupt their command and control of those dead men, we'll all be joining them. We will not hold out. The warriors here aren't soldiers yet, they'll crack. And if I leave, they'll crack even sooner. So it has to be you."
Frozen to the spot, Louis stared at the Sergeant. He knew what he was being ordered to do. The Sergeant sighed, and put his hand on his shoulder. "Leave by the back of the formation, get around them. Hit them hard." He produced the obsidian dagger from his pocket. "Take Ygritte, give her this, she'll watch your back."
The last part snapped Louis out of his statue moment. He took the dagger and glanced at it for a moment. "Ygritte? Why her?"
"Because she's the only person who's seen us stand up to a White Walker in person, so she'll not run at the sight of another one. You have your orders Private, move now!"
Unable to find an excuse to disagree or fault the O'Neill's logic, Louis gave his salute, his heart feeling like someone had clamped their fist around it. He turned and found Ygritte standing, barking orders at a group of warriors to stand closer together. He grabbed her and pulled her along.
"Let me go!" she shouted at him.
"We've got orders!" Louis shouted back.
"I don't understand what you're saying, you half-wit Canadian!"
Annoyed, Louis consciously turned on the magic translator again. "We're going to hunt the Walkers," he said, shoving the 'dragonglass' weapon into her hand, "Right now!"
Ygritte halted, not letting herself be pulled along any further. For a moment, Louis thought he would have to go alone, that she would refuse outright… but her eyes tracked towards his weapons, a second each on his ranger-rifle and the assault one that had belonged to Singh. That seemed to decide something for her, and she slapped his hand off her furs. "Aye," she said.
Whether it was the irrational annoyance at her refusal or her sudden confidence, Louis felt some of the burden release from his shoulders. Together, they shoved their way out of the circle. The warriors seemed confused, but the Sergeant's shouts and the threat of his weapon kept them in place. Ygritte seemed to know the area, and led the way up another hill to the side, which they could use to bypass the wights.
They were half way up the front slope, the snow making it difficult, when the wights charged, gargling and screeching. Whatever force had coordinated them to wait was released, and the attack came in blobs of running corpses.
Louis was suddenly glad he wasn't down with the others, as the things threw themselves on the pikes and turned themselves into un-living pyres on the torches. Tracers ripped through them here and there, burning a line through the massed bodies where they threatened to break the formation.
"…we are heavily engaged," O'Neill said over the comms, cracks from his rifle joining his voice on the line, "Where are the Thenns, sir?"
"En route," the LT replied, "The unicorn riders are mounting up to come to you. Stand to."
"Copy."
"Move, move!" Ygritte urged Louis, "If the Others notice us up here, they'll send wights!"
The trail led into the forest, Louis noticing Ygritte muttered to herself the whole way, her head moving side to side as she scanned every tree for the enemy. No wights popped out to ambush them, though it got darker with every passing minute.
Passing between the two hills was the most dangerous part, as stray wights still crawled or hobbled by towards the fight. Needing to distract himself from the danger just ahead, Louis decided to do something practical. He changed the magazines of his weapons as they waited for the way to clear; both rifles would now fire the tracer rounds that burned the undead and crippled White Walkers, exclusively.
"Ready?" he asked Ygritte.
"No," the spearwife admitted, "Wish Michael Duquesne and the others were here. Your crawler too."
"If only."
Every instinct telling him to run like hell away, Louis stepped out of the treeline and into the clearing between the two hills. The crunch of fur boots in the freshly frozen snow behind told him that Ygritte was following. They made it to cover on the other side, and began moving as quickly but quietly as possible towards their prey across the long rise.
The White Walkers came into view at about a hundred metres, their gazes still fixed on the fierce battle below, their ears still attuned to Sergeant O'Neill's shooting. The white horses they were sitting on were not actually white, but were dead and covered in frost, their own large eyes glowing the same blue as the human wights.
Cold sweat dampening the inner layer of his clothes, Louis' heart began pumping harder, so he felt it all over his body and loudly in his ears. Nausea swept over him, forcing him to bite it down as hard as he could. Not taking any chances, he selected his bolt action rifle for the job. They had only used the smaller calibre assault rifles against the demons before. Maybe the bigger bullets will do more damage, he hoped, Maybe the tracers will burn longer inside the things too.
"When I shoot, they're going to move back into the trees," he whispered to Ygritte, "We'll follow them, and hunt them down. We need to hit as many as we can, so their wights drop and stop killing our friends. If one gets close, you need to use the dagger. Got it?"
Ygritte raised the obsidian up to indicate agreement, but her hand shook as she did so. She'd do the job, but she wasn't happy about it.
With every second counting, Louis lay down and brought his bolt action ranger rifle to his cheek and aimed. His first target was the one that seemed to be the leader, the thing's position being a little further forward than the others, an ice-sword leaning against its shoulder where the rest had theirs sheathed.
The heartbeat in his ears got louder as he lay down and zeroed in on the target. His nausea threatened to rise up his throat. His mouth dried up. His legs threatened to shake. His bladder threatened to empty. It took everything he had to do his duty.
If I don't do this, I'm dead anyway, he kept repeating in his head, If I don't do this, I'm dead anyway.
"Sayer here," Louis reported by radio, not hearing his own words, "Commencing attack."
He squeezed the trigger, and his rifle thundered, recoiling back into his shoulder. The tracer bullet left the barrel and shot straight into the target, exactly where he wanted it. The back of the White Walker's neck shattered like glass, splinters flying off into the air. The weight of its head suddenly unsupported, it fell clean off the rest of the neck and down into the snow. The decapitated body fell the other way off the wighted horse, disintegrating as it did so.
Louis looked on in shock. The larger bullets hit them way harder, his mind told him, And taking their heads off kills them. The White Walkers were in shock too; their mouths had dropped open and they looked towards their leader's corpse as it shattered further into a pile of cracked ice. But it didn't take long for a guttural shout and a pointed finger to redirect their attention towards him.
The physical symptoms of fear edging towards overwhelming him, Louis worked the bolt of his rifle to chamber another bullet and took aim again. The Walkers kicked their horses into moving, into what he thought was a charge directly at him. Ygritte saying something in his ear, Louis shot again. This time the bullet went wide; his second target had veered off.
The other riders redirected their mounts in a sharp swing to the right too, into the trees. They know they can't win with a direct attack over open ground, Louis thought, But it's not over. A quick glance to the fight down the trail told all that needed to be; the wights were still fighting, their masters had not really run away. They had just changed tactics.
But it was also true that his ranger rifle was lethal to them, if Louis hit them in just the right spot; the neck, collar or lower jaw. And he knew he was good enough to make his mark. The heart beating in his ears was no longer a countdown to death, it was the beat of a war drum. The shaking of his limbs was replaced by a numb strength. The nausea left him. Without conscious thought, or so it seemed, Louis stood up again and ran into the trees to find the enemy.
It did not take long.
The Walkers came silently even at a gallop or a sprint, using the trees to cover their approach. Louis watched and waited. The battlefield could've been ripped from anywhere in Canada's northern forests, and that was where he was taught to shoot, move and fight.
The three demons had split up to split his fire.
The first tried to go wide, relying on the speed of its horse, a mount that did not need to breath and probably never tired. But the mount was also a big target and a wight at the same time. Louis aimed not at the rider but at the horse, sending a tracer buzzing through the air and into its frozen flesh at the neck.
Flame engulfed the dead animal's skin, burning and crackling as it released a foul smell and acrid smoke. The rider shook its shoulders wildly in pain, mouth pouring out a sound like an iceberg smashing into a rocky shore, steam pouring from every orifice and mixing with the smoke. The burning horse tumbled sideways and pinned its rider.
As the Walker attempted to pull its leg from under it, Louis sent the next bullet downrange at the stationary target, neatly decapitating it, its body melting rather than disintegrating.
Beginning to feel like he might survive, he cycled the weapon once more and sought the next demon to kill. His bravado was dampened when he began to feel the cold even through his coats. It's close. Fearing he might be ridden down, Louis pulled Ygritte quickly behind a log, his eyes moving everywhere to find the demon.
It soon revealed itself, its armour changing colour like a chameleon as it stepped around the nearest upright tree. The thing swung its icy sword at Ygritte, the nearest of them to it, but it had emerged too early. Rolling out of the way, she brandished her dagger and jumped out of reach. Louis watched in horror as the Walker moved towards her, always keeping her between it and him. She swiped left and right, causing it to flinch, while the sword made passes to catch her, unsuccessfully.
The dragonglass. It fears the obsidian more than my rifle. Knowing he could exploit this, Louis waited until Ygritte bounced out of his line of fire.
It wasn't easy, because Ygritte wanted the kill herself. As the Walker brought down his sword in a stroke that would've cut the spearwife in two, Louis finally banished the cold with a bullet that entered the creature's collar. The base of its neck shattered at once, causing neck and head both to snap clear off the body to the frost on the ground. Ygritte jumped on the thing as it fell to the ground, bringing the dragonglass into the dying demon again and again for good measure, her gloves covered in the frost of the last of its magic.
Another one bites the dust, Louis' mind laughed, stupidly. It didn't laugh when the tree trunk he was beside shuddered with an impact; a glowing arrow of magic ice sticking out of it. Ygritte and Louis dove to the snow, just in time to avoid another shaft that flew through where she had been perched on the chunks of ice that had previously been a demon.
Peeking around the wood, Louis could see that the last White Walker had a bow. It was made of white weirwood, bleeding red sap all over the creature's hands, like the touch of the demon hurt the living being it was made from. Instead of drawing arrows from a bag or quiver, the thing summoned them from the ice and snow around it in a flurry of could only be magic.
A fever committing him to the fight against all rationality, Louis was not impressed with the magical display. He crawled around the tree trunk, presenting the smallest possible target profile as he had been trained to do. He lay his rifle's sights over the target once again. He knew if he did not hurry, it would be too late. Not looking impressed either, the demon drew back the bowstring to loose.
They shot at one another simultaneously.
The rifle struck faster than the bow did, the velocity of its projectile far greater. Whether the zero of the rifle's scope had been affected by the fall to the ground or if the rush to get a shot off resulted in a poor aim, it didn't matter. The bullet went low, shattering the demon's arm at the elbow, steam bursting from the cracks in its ice-skin at the entry wound.
The arrow's reply arrived late but still struck hard. Louis could do nothing but watch the last half-second of its flight as it came closer and closer. It struck him in the face. His vision in his left eye went red for a tiny moment and then black, as pain screamed along the side of his cheek and around his eye socket.
Words flooding into his ear over the comms meant nothing to him. Terror crushed every scrap of will Louis had left to fight, he curled up in pain and reached for the wound, while Ygritte grabbed him, shouting and trying to see for herself. Their gloved hands interfered with one another for what seemed like an age to Louis.
Eventually, he found no arrow-shaft sticking out of his head. The pain throbbed on, but subsided a little at his touch. He discovered his eye still intact, but had to blink away the blood, though his vision remained red with it. Thank you, God, he prayed, Thank you. His panic stopped abruptly, and he felt foolish for having fallen to it so far. The arrow had glanced off his cheekbone, the blades of its head cutting his skin deeply before it passed by him. The Walker shot before he could be sure of the kill too, he realised.
Louis' hearing returned too, and Ygritte's shouts were intelligible to him once more. "Wights! Wights are coming!"
The logical part of his brain clicked on again, and informed him that his own attack had been far from lethal. The creature was still commanding its wights, so the tracer had passed through the Walker's body entirely. That needed seeing to.
The will to seek the enemy flared up again and burned hotter than before, forcing Louis' jaw closed so tight it hurt as he recovered his weapon and stood up. "Follow me," he growled through his teeth at an astonished Ygritte, stepping on the tree and hopping forward towards the demon. He did not even look for the coming wights, though he could hear their movement like a wind over grass.
By the time Louis could see the Walker again, it had picked up its shattered arm and looked like it was attempting to re-attach it. Not about to let that happen, he cycled the bolt of his weapon once more and shot the thing's leg off, sending a shower of flying ice scattering all around. The demon sprawled on the ground, still clutching its detached arm. Steam poured from its lower wound, its glowing eyes rolling up into its head in pain. From behind, a loud and brief rumbling told that the wights under its command felt the pain too.
Triumphant, Louis approached at a run, sliding to a halt on the snow beside it and lowering the barrel of its weapon at its head. Light glowed and water bubbled off the thing's leg wound, where the tracer round had deposited its magnesium. Its glowing blue irises returned and looked up at him, defiant. Louis' teeth almost chattered from the anger rising from his throat. You don't even acknowledge you're beaten, do you? Do you?!
"I don't know if you can understand me, but listen up. I'm Louis Sayer, a Métis of Yellowknife, a Canadian Ranger. That's who killed you, you icy fuck. Tell your friends when you get back to Hell."
The demon spoke in reply, pushing itself up to a sitting position and giving off sounds like someone crushing ice cubes. Louis delivered his retort from the muzzle of his rifle. In a flash, the bullet cored out the middle of the thing's head. Whatever magic held it together was dispelled. Its body, remaining limbs, its strange armour and its weapon broke in a spider's web of cracks.
It grew quiet. Very quiet. With only his heartbeat and breathing audible, Louis looked this way and that, searching for wights or a White Walker coming to seek revenge. Taking his lead, Ygritte did the same. They saw nothing. The piles of long dead men, women and children about fifty yards away remained still, the wights no longer under the spell of the demon.
That hit Louis like a kick to the chest. All of his energy drained from him, his rifle feeling twice as heavy as it did before. Slowly, he slumped first to his ass and then onto his back, staring up at the darkening clouds above and breathing deeply. It's over, it's finally over. I won. How did I win?
"What's wrong?" Ygritte said, kneeling down beside him, "Did it hit you somewhere? Is your head swimming about like a fish?" She peered into his eyes and patted down his body, looking for another wound until he brushed her hands away.
"I'm okay. Fear really is the mind killer, is all."
"Wha-?"
"The little death that brings total obliteration."
"Oh gods, you've lost your mind."
Louis laughed and then coughed, forcing him to pull his canteen flask from under his coats to his mouth. The drink of water tasted like the best thing that had ever passed his lips in his short life. He poured some more over his wound and the eye nearby to wash it. "Of course I've lost my mind, I've been kidnapped from my home by magic and forced to fight demons. It's the end of the world, baby."
Ygritte pulled down her face covering, revealing a frown. Louis laughed again, and waved it off. "Never mind. Help me up." He offered his arm to her, and she pulled, eventually getting him upright again. He wobbled for a moment, but stayed on his feet. His fingers went to his radio.
"Sergeant, this is Sayer," he said, "Enemy eliminated, returning to your position."
Chapter 15: The Nightfort
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE NIGHTFORT
While the sun was up, the Wall almost completely consumed attention when viewed from close by, reaching up to the sky to the point that it hurt to look higher. It crept into peripheral vision when looking in most other directions. Even when looking the opposite direction, it gave the feeling like something was looming just behind the viewer. The tall trees seemed to lean away from it.
Impenetrable, Michael decided was the one word to describe it, Something so large it can't be gotten through by force. A description he would test soon.
The column of warriors under Michael's command had recovered from the attack for a day, tending to the wounded as best as could be done, burning their dead and decapitating the wights' bodies. Such a delay was accounted for in his plan with Mance, though the people he had been expecting to fight were other Free Folk, or even the Thenns, not the Others.
They finally arrived at the 'safe distance' position from the gate of the Wall they intended to assault, the one leading to the former headquarters of the Crows; the Nightfort. It was the only uninhabited castle along the Wall that Mance knew had a tunnel entrance that led through stone rather than ice, and it was also the largest castle. Exactly what Michael needed, both for getting through and establishing some sort of defence afterwards. All that was required now was the signal that the diversionary attacks elsewhere had begun.
Off in the distance, the portculis gate was just barely recognisable under the encrusted ice around it, the metal frozen deeply up against the Wall, the mechanisms to raise it long gone. Michael raised his binoculars to examine the tunnel entrance more closely, and not for the first time. It seemed large enough for the crawler easily, to say nothing of giants and mammoths. That was the good news. The bad news was that the outer layer was not made of stones frozen together, but of solid ice. If it wasn't for the frozen portcullis, you'd never know there was a tunnel there at all.
A deep thudding announced the arrival of a particular chief; Mag the Mighty, chief of the Giants.
Despite his name, he was shorter than the one called Wun Wun that had been in charge of the group of giants at the Fist of the First Men. He was also clearly older, his fur grey and white. Michael shifted his weight, leaning away from the sasquatch. He still wasn't used to them, not like O'Neill and Sayer were. To him, they all looked like Bigfoot, and that fact made him uncomfortable about what he thought he knew about reality on Earth.
"Good morning," Michael said to him, the words changing to the Old Tongue.
Mag gave a single belching laugh. "Not sure if good yet. Only good if we go through today, Canuck."
Michael grinned back. "For your information, the Calgary Flames are my team," he said to the giant, "But don't tell Zheng. She's from Vancouver." At least there aren't any Oilers fans here, he thought cheerfully.
Mag the Mighty gave a mighty glare, the translation magic not allowing for a proper explanation of North America's ice hockey's teams. Yet it translates songs properly, Michael thought, Whoever made the rules of this magic needs to re-prioritise.
"What do you mean, 'Flames are my team'?" said another voice, "Is that how you will break into the tunnel? Flames?"
Resisting the urge to flinch, Michael found the Magnar of the Thenns had also arrived with the giant. The man stood, looking up at the Wall, it only having been a few days since he first laid eyes on it himself. Magnar Styr was pretty hard to miss, being tall, lean, bald and earless. Yet somehow, Michael hadn't noticed the man's presence at all, not with the sasquatch as a greater distraction.
Styr's arrival with Mag was not surprising as a matter of principle though. The Thenns were the only major tribe other than the Giants for whom the Old Tongue was the language of their birth. Common was the the most spoken language in the lands beyond the Wall, though there were others.
Which tells you how many women they took from the South, Michael thought darkly, Children learn language from their mothers as well as their fathers. He had discovered that most Free Folk spoke the Old Tongue to some degree, but the Thenns held most of them in disdain regardless, not unlike the lords of the Seven Kingdoms did.
Which might have been a problem on this march, but they respected Tormund Giantsbane, the man having commanded one of the wings of the army that had smashed the Thenns three times and into compliance with the King Beyond the Wall. They were also curious enough about unicorns to play nice with the tribe that rode them. Nor were they stupid enough to challenge the Laughing Tree tribe with any Canadian around to see it. So inter-tribal relations within Michael's assault force were pretty good. For the moment.
"We'll be using something with a little more strength than flame," Michael replied to Styr's questions, "The Calgary Flames… I was referring to was a sports team. Ice hockey. Competition between tribes… I'll explain some other time."
The Magnar's mouth thinned to a line and he nodded, taking that as a rock-solid promise. The Thenns were funny about promises. On the march, O'Neill had promised one Thenn to let the man try coffee sometime. Said Thenn reported to the Sergeant daily to ask if it was coffee day.
Recalling O'Neill's annoyance, Michael exhaled an amused breath out his nose, before pointing at the tunnel entrance. "That should be big enough for all of us," he said to the two chieftains, "We're keeping a watch for Crow patrols, and we're ready to move the second Mance sends the signal."
"Good," Styr said, "I like not that we have to stay here with such a small number of warriors. The Others may return."
Seeing Sayer approach with Zheng, Michael turned to the Magnar. "I don't think the White Walkers will bother us again," he said, "Not until they gather a much larger force against us."
"Every dead man is theirs, Canadian," Styr stated, "You would do well to restrain your confidence."
"Soon we'll have that wall between us and the dead," Zheng chipped in as she and Sayer arrived, "I'd say our confidence levels are correct."
The Magnar couldn't deny that, and his mouth curled to show he didn't like it. The Free Folk and Thenns alike had been utterly buoyant after the attack of the dead was repulsed, despite their casualties. The Magnar was just thinking longer term.
Need to do something with the Thenns after we've won this, Michael noted, the tribe's aggression a possible problem for the peace he wanted to craft.
With no solution immediately coming to mind, he looked to Sayer. The Private's face had been sliced badly, a line of black stitches running in a crescent from just below his eye to his ear. Seeing that, Styr made a gesture of greeting to his chest, almost bowing to the Private. "Otherbane," he said, "Well met. I hope to destroy our enemies alongside you soon."
Sayer blinked, bewildered for a moment. "Sounds like we're going to get the opportunity," he grinned, "Try to keep up, when the time comes." Recovered well there, Michael thought with amusement.
The Magnar grinned back, and Mag the Mighty laughed mightily, sounding like he was burping the alphabet. Zheng rolled her eyes, muttering about Sayer's mouth writing cheques his ass won't be able to cash.
Michael was glad that the young man was getting credit from all quarters. O'Neill had sent Sayer on what probably seemed like a suicide mission, and Ygritte along with him. When they had come back, the spearwife had been the one to spread the word of the engagement, making them both sound like heroes of legend. Sayer's own report was far more honest, and contained more useful military information.
Michael's favourite part was hearing that the bullets of the bolt action rifle were at least somewhat lethal to the White Walkers, particularly as the machinegun used the same bullets. O'Neill asserted that he'd be shocked if the Others ever let them get close enough for accurate fire like that again, and Michael was inclined to agree. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
"How's the wound, Private?" he asked, pointing at his cheek.
"Itches, sir," Sayer replied, scratching at his own.
"Here to report a Crow sighting? Or some problem with the crawler?"
"…No, sir."
"Then what?"
"About the spearwives, sir…" The Private scratched the back of his neck and blushed deeply.
Zheng snorted, giving away the game. It was about how the women trying to steal him. Sayer's defeat of the White Walkers had made him the most attractive man alive to the entire female section of the Free Folk contingent. It was the one downside to being credited with multiple Walkers KIA. Once the Wall was breached, Michael thought it might take actual gunfire to stop the romantic and sexual advances.
Hasn't turned Ygritte's head though.
A sinking feeling coming over him, Michael suddenly wished O'Neill was there. Lecturing the Private on fraternisation wasn't something he was prepared to do given what the Sergeant repeatedly called 'The Ygritte Situation'.
The Situation herself saved his bacon. Ygritte ran from the camp behind, shouting and running at a sprint over the light dusting of snow, weaving through trees. Her arm was raised up as a perch for the large white owl clutching to it, clearly a warged creature. In her free hand was a piece of paper; word from Mance.
Messages by owl. What next, a wizard school? Michael banished that thought before it became reality. Things were weird enough.
"It's time!" Ygritte shouted as she approached, "Look!" She half threw the message at Michael. He caught it with a swipe and opened it between his fingers. The writing was in a script that was similar in look to Nordic or Celtic runes. Michael gave the spearwife a blank look. He couldn't read it.
Ygritte understood at once, rolled her eyes and took the message back to read aloud. "It's Old Tongue. Ice River clans attacking Shadow Tower tomorrow, Dogshead climbing Wall east of Castle Black, Antler river clans will attack Eastwatch by the Sea in three days, bonfires set at Nine Weirwoods. We're ready. Do what you will. All those living beyond the Wall depend on it."
Michael paused, considering the words. The delay to the attack on Eastwatch wasn't good news. It meant the clans along the Antler River had not mustered quickly enough, which likely meant the forces from that castle would have been free to reinforce Castle Black before the threat to Eastwatch itself became apparent. It wasn't a problem for Plan A, but it would make Plans B and C far more bloody.
"Are you just going to stand there?" Styr growled, "You read Mance's words. Breach the Wall. You said you were prepared."
Michael ignored him and turned to the owl. "Tell Mance we started at once."
The owl hooted, its eyes losing focus for a moment before the bird flew off, released from its warging. Only after watching the now-free animal flap onto a branch of a nearby tree did Michael return his attention to the chiefs.
"Tell Giantsbane and Ryk to prepare the work crews. Until we give the signal, you must keep everyone at camp from getting closer than this position. Mag, that means you as well. Any that get any closer may be killed by our tools. What we are doing is extremely dangerous. And we will have to do it many times before we are through."
Styr and Mag glanced at each other in a strangely human motion for a sasquatch and a supposed god-among-men, but accepted the duty without dispute. And a good thing too. Michael could already see the camp stirring. Everyone knew what was about to happen.
"O'Neill, we've gotten word. Break out the first charge and meet us at the gate."
"Copy," the radio chirped back.
The process of cracking the Wall's defences began with the gas torch usually used to warm up the engine of the crawler. It was not unlike a blowtorch, just not as powerful, and it didn't need to be. All that was required of it was to melt the ice around some sections of the frozen portcullis gate.
Michael let Ygritte use the tool, as she had tagged along without a word and her inquiries about how the tunnel was going to be opened were distracting. She guessed the obvious quickly; namely that the torch was not the way he planned to break the stone and ice.
But she also understood the activity was related, and sung to herself as she melted a large hole between the metal bars. Michael pretended not to listen. Her singing voice is lovely.
"How many charges will we need?" Sayer asked out of the blue.
"We won't know for sure," Michael replied, "The first is going to be the largest, because the rest should have the ice and stone of the Wall itself to funnel the force in the directions we want. But even if we don't have enough, we'll be able to clear the remainder with tools quickly."
"Are you going to explain what a 'charge' is, Michael Duquesne?" Ygritte remarked.
"The description wouldn't do it justice," O'Neill replied, "Keep melting. You'll see what we mean with your own eyes."
Zheng spat to the side, ejecting something from her mouth. "Gah! All the meat here is half bone!," she proclaimed, before she returned to the topic at hand, "I still say it's a waste of our C4. We should've just swam the crawler around the Wall at Eastwatch on a calm day."
The Sergeant clicked his tongue. "It's a big snowmobile, Corporal," he retorted, "Not a fucking boat."
The Corporal levelled her near-black eyes at the Sergeant, sending the message Of course I know it isn't a fucking boat. The Sergeant glared back, and won the contest when she looked away, watching what Ygritte was doing as she was supposed to.
Michael had taken the decision himself, but hadn't explained the reasons. Feeling the need to now, he spoke into the awkward silence that began to brew. "Going via Eastwatch would mean contesting an entire castle openly, a castle that's much further away than this one. Sure, we'd save the C4, but we'd waste far more bullets and fuel. I don't want to walk to Winterfell. I don't want to be caught later with no bullets."
"There are castles south of the Wall," Zheng said, "Halfhand said so. Might be useful to have C4 to crack them open. Sir."
"Why would we want to crack open a castle?" O'Neill asked, "We're going to an island, Corporal, not a castle."
"An island where some book says there's magic leprechaun people," Zheng grumbled, "With respect, we have all lost our minds if we think the answer is really there."
Then I've lost my mind, Michael's mind urged him to say, but he stopped himself. Let's not undermine the chain of command by admitting it's that big of a long shot. Canada and the world, their world, needed to know about everything he had seen. And he had people he wanted to see again in his lifetime. So, he remained quiet.
"The Isle of Faces is real," Ygritte insisted, "It's known as a place of power and hidden knowledge. Tales of it have been passed down."
"Have you visited it yourself?" Zheng countered, "Do you know anyone who has? Or even anyone whose grandfather dropped by it?"
Ygritte stopped melting the ice and puffed up, ready to explode at the Corporal. Zheng was equally pissed, her hands tightening around her carbine as her eyes glanced at the torch.
With the mood was moving in an insubordinate and violent direction, Michael stepped between them. He needed all concerned to be focused on the tasks at hand; take the Wall, get to Winterfell, get the Starks to help with the Others, get to the Isle to figure out how to go home. "That's enough. See to the business in front of us. Worry about everything else later, when we're not about to breach an enemy fortress. Is that clear?"
"As crystal, sir," Zheng replied blankly. Though still wanting to say something, Ygritte returned to her work, to Michael's relief. There is a God, he decided. "Good, now shut up. That's an order."
"We're almost ready here, sir," O'Neill reported as he glanced over Ygritte's shoulder, "I'd say we're good to go, actually."
Michael looked at the cavity in the ice. It was behind the two thickest metal bars on the portcullis. This will reflect the explosive force back towards the tunnel and tear off the rest of the gate. I hope. He nodded and held his hand out for O'Neill to give him the required items.
First he tucked the bricks of explosive putty itself in behind the metal and arranged it in a rough cone in the hole. Second, the remote detonator was placed in the putty after some fiddling with the caps and his multi-tool. Finally, he armed the remote receiver.
There was now enough explosives ready to go that they could've atomised him if they had blown at that moment. Satisfied it would at least make a dent, he backed off a step and looked to the others. "Let's move out," he declared, "Not sure what the cold will do to the batteries, or if the meltwater from above will come in and screw up the whole thing."
Every Canadian present knew what he meant, and knew what sort of power they were dealing with, and moved off immediately. Michael was about to join them, but Ygritte fiddled with her weirwood longbow for a moment, the newly liberated one from the broken hands of a White Walker. "Is that it?" she asked, "Are those box things going to melt the ice?"
Michael smiled, and pulled her sleeve to get her moving quicker. "Something like that."
It took some time to get back to what O'Neill and Michael both agreed was a safe distance. The camp was deliberately placed in a drop in the ground, and wasn't directly opposite the tunnel either. Not that it matters, Michael thought to himself as he saw the crowds, Every single person is at the ridge-line to watch the fireworks. And they don't even know what fireworks are. There wasn't a soul left in the camp, where it was truly safe.
Michael knew he could do nothing about it despite the danger. The Wall was a thing of hatred for all Free Folk who lived near it, and the Thenns had heard of it at the very least. He had declared he'd break through it. The how was a matter of great curiosity. Strangely looking forward to indulging the curiosity, he joined the others in greeting Tormund, Styr, Mag, Ryk and the chief of the unicorn riders, a small man called Fallon.
"Welcome back, Lord Duquesne," Tormund thundered in greeting. He wore a large, toothy and genuine smile over his beard, but his clenched fists told that he was also impatient.
Michael deliberately slowed his steps, not about to be rushed. "Actually, I'd prefer if you referred to me as Prince from now on."
Ygritte snickered, punching him on the arm gently. She knew what he was talking about. All part of the plan.
Tormund did not understand. "What?" the chief of Ruddy Hall grumbled.
"I did say I wasn't a lord, remember?"
"But that doesn't mean yer…"
"Fire in the hole!" Michael held up the radio trigger for the explosives, and squeezed it.
In a flash of light and a bubble of super-heated steam, the ice and metal portcullis of the Nightfort screamed to flying pieces. The debris cut through the air in a wide semicircle, shards of iron stabbing into the snow, dirt and trees at every angle. Michael brought up his binoculars to observe the tunnel entrance, and as the steam cleared quickly in the cold air, saw that the first detonation had cut through to the packed stones inside it. Gotcha, he thought in triumph, as an eerie quiet descended around him.
He looked to see what everyone else was doing, and found them looking up near the top of the Wall. Quickly, Michael tracked where they were looking with his binos and found the reason. Deep cracks ran up the face of the structure, and ice was beginning to shift. Downwards.
"Oops," Zheng remarked out of the blue.
Michael watched with unease as gouges two metres deep from the tunnel entrance upwards carved away and fell. Each long chunk took a long time to fall, all seeming to originate from holes in the top of the Wall. His eyes tracked each of them, and other things falling too. He would've been relieved as he saw the ice did not fall in front of the tunnel itself directly, but rather to the sides… but the other things he saw falling were bodies. Bodies dressed in black cloaks.
No, no, no! He thought, There weren't supposed to be any Crows up there! Dead Crows meant there were probably living Crows somewhere nearby. And the Crows had ravens. The Nightfort was not so far from Castle Black that it couldn't be reinforced, and it would be a hell of a thing to get through the tunnel only to find its mouth heavily defended.
Michael opened his mouth to ask what the hell the pickets were smoking when they said there were no Night's Watchmen on the Wall.
But his words could not be heard over the sound of the mighty cheer that erupted the same moment they were spoken. The Free Folk shouted and roared, shook their fists in the air, hugged one another… some even began to cry. The great barrier between them and everything they ever wanted had been struck a blow unlike anything they had ever seen. The Giants and their mammoths stomped, hissed and growled, not liking the explosion at all. Even the Thenns were affected, struck dumb and still as statues, only their eyes moving, scanning every piece of damage and debris.
Michael tried to move and shout to get them to quiet down, but found himself entangled with Ygritte at once. She jumped and coiled her arms around his neck, covering his mouth with little kisses, her eyes wide with joy. He was tempted to give in to her at that moment, his worries melting away. "Gods…" she whispered in between the kisses.
Not liking the sound of that at all, he gingerly removed her from his face. "The gods have nothing to do with it," Michael said, trying to stop her, "And we're not through the Wall yet." She gave a single laugh, like it was a sure thing anyway, and kissed him hard on the mouth. Giving in, he let her do it for a moment. A long moment. Best get it out of her system. Or our system. Could be dead in a few days. She tasted like mint, somehow.
Thankfully, O'Neill and Tormund of all people began shouting at the top of their powerful voices, restoring order among the Free Folk. And reminding Michael where he was and what he was doing.
"Youse gobshites shut your holes! That's an order!"
"I don't think the Starks in Winterfell heard you! Quiet before I slap the jaws off your faces!"
Michael fully extracted himself from Ygritte's arms, though she grabbed his sleeve to slow him and followed as he made for Tormund. The chief was slapping some young members of his tribe upside their heads for being the last to be quiet, but noticed his arrival.
"Well, Canadian, you proved your word!" he declared, before raising his voice to the crowd, "Now it's our turn, go clear the ice from the tunnel entrance so we can see such a sight again!"
The Free Folk gave another cheer, more muted this time, before a great rush towards the Wall began. Men, women and children pretending to be one or the other made for the fallen debris to clear a path and pull as much stone from the entrance as they could. Satisfied with his handiwork, Tormund barked his har har har laugh for almost a full minute. "Well now, it is a thing of great luck that we did not face you in battle! I doubt I would have liked to be sent to the Moon in pieces."
"There were Crows falling from the Wall, Tormund," Michael said sternly, "We're screwed if any survived up there. And that's two mistakes the wargs have made now."
"Har! You didn't look closely enough then. And you do not know the tale of the Seventy-Nine Sentinels. A good story, and a true one it seems. Shows the Crows for the shits they really are. Though I was surprised to see them myself…"
Michael looked to Ygritte for an explanation, but she just shrugged.
"Tormund, what the actual hell are you talking about?"
"Follow me and find out." With that, the chief of Ruddy Hall wandered off in the direction of the Wall.
Michael instructed O'Neill to grab the next set of explosives, and walked after Tormund. Sayer, Ryk and Ygritte came with, and together they made their way into the debris field.
It wasn't long before the chief of Ruddy Hall found one of the dead Crows. Even as he approached, Michael could tell something was wrong. What parts of the skin he could see were yellowed, and it seemed to sag in defiance of gravity. Its pose was twisted. The clothes the body wore seemed tattered and more grey than black, and were also defying what gravity said they should be clinging to.
He's been frozen solid, Michael realised, And not recently.
Tormund kicked the body over, revealing the head under a black woollen scarf. The yellow and brown skin had stretched back and split, the skeletal face moulded into an eternal scream under a mop of rust-brown hair. What happened?!
"By the gods," Ryk complained, lip curling in disgust, "What is that, a mangled Crow?"
"Meet one of the sentinels," Tormund smirked, "Never thought to meet one myself… but it is proof of the power of your tools as much as anything else."
"Where did he come from?" Michael asked in disgust, trying to figure it out himself, "Do they put their most honoured dead in the Wall or something?"
Tormund grunted. "More like their most dishonoured dead. Mance told the story better than I will… but long ago, some Crows deserted south, led by some lordling who didn't want to be a Crow."
"Who would want that?" Ygritte smirked.
Tormund grunted agreement and continued. "The deserters flew down to the keep of the lordling's father to hide, but the father gave them up to their Lord Commander. As punishment, the Crows made holes in the Wall and buried them alive inside the ice, forcing them to stand guard forever."
And every Crow who ever served at the Nightfort would know, Michael thought, Know that they were stepping on the graves of the deserters. A very effective way to keep men in line. Barbaric, but effective.
"Kneelers," Ygritte muttered, hatred in her voice.
"Aye, they find interesting ways to punish every man who wants to be free," Tormund said, "It's said the lordling's father joined the Night's Watch in his later years to be with his son. I know not if it was an act of regret, but the story makes my blood burn."
Michael frowned. "Think if you gave up your son for Mance and you'll figure it out."
There was quiet and stillness from all for some time after that. Michael couldn't help but wonder what the deserters' last moments would've been like. It was only when Sayer raised his rifle towards the Wall, examining it through his scope, that broke that particular horror for him.
"The holes must've been weak points that the force of the C4 broke," the Private surmised, "The ice did peel off from the top, sir."
"It has been a long summer," Tormund added, "And there are not enough Crows to add ice where it has melted."
Michael shifted his weight, seeing an immediate problem. "We'll have to burn the bodies. We can't wait until they thaw to decapitate them, and I'd rather not have people hacking away at frozen corpses. We can't have dead men laying about on the ground for some White Walker to raise and attack us with. I doubt they need to wait for the bodies to thaw." Not when they're made of ice themselves.
"Aye," Ryk agreed, "I'll find some folks to see to it. I hope to never see a wight again in my life."
"You will see them, boy," Tormund growled, "And many of them. Thanks to these Canadians, you'll have the Wall between them and you for some time yet, at least. But do not doubt you will face them in battle again."
Ryk scowled, not liking the picture Tormund painted or being called a boy. For all intents and purposes, he was a chief now, after all. He left, moving towards some stragglers who had stayed back, to get a pyre detail together.
"I need to go set the next charge," Michael said, "With so many hands at work, clearing the rubble isn't going to be any problem."
"I'm coming too!" Ygritte declared cheerily, the spell of anger at the kneelers shattered, "Next time, I'll be the one to strike a blow to the Wall. Using that thing!" She pointed at Michael's waist.
"The trigger?"
"Aye."
"If you don't kiss me after. You're lucky the Sergeant didn't see you."
"No promises, Michael Duquesne. Watching that Wall fall made my heart race. And I like your fuzz." She quickly gave the side of his face a stroke, brushing her fingers across the short beard developing there. He hadn't shaved since the start of the march.
Of course she likes the beard, he thought wearily.
Explosion after explosion had boomed from the tunnel for hours, each one clearing away more and more iced rubble than the last. It also stripped the inside of the arches supposedly built to hold up the roof, revealing seamless black stone underneath. The tunnel utterly dark, the glittering ice nowhere to be seen within. And only the light provided by electric torches seemed sufficient for the work of clearing the rubble out of the way.
No wonder it is called the Nightfort, Michael thought the second time he entered the tunnel proper, Its foundations are made from a stone that sucks the light away. He guessed that later Crows had covered up the stuff due to their finding it just as disconcerting as he did. It seemed greasy or like glass, like 'dragonglass' even, but it was rough like rock to the touch.
The seventh detonation was the last, and Michael knew it beforehand.
Mance had provided a general idea of how thick the Wall was at both the base and the top, and Sayer had a laser rangefinder. The rest was simple mathematics. Lucky too. We only have enough C4 for one more try after this.
Michael. made preparations accordingly. The crawler gained a crude wooden moose bumper/bulldozer blade. The Thenns and his auxiliaries were made ready for battle and placed at either side of the mouth of the tunnel. But it would be Canadians going in first, just as night fell.
The last explosion's sound was different, more muted; its power finally released out of the other side of the tunnel. There was no time for relief or elation this time, for Thenn, Free Folk or Canuck.
"We're through," Michael stated to Zheng, as he climbed into the crawler, "Drive."
"Yes, sir," came the enthusiastic reply.
The engine roared as the Corporal swung the machine forward and into the gaping maw of the tunnel.
The world went entirely black for a few seconds, before the headlights lit up, illuminating the still icy ground and causing the black stone around them to glisten. The dying embers of the day's sun peeked out ahead and grew larger. The vehicle lurched as Zheng eased up on the pedal, just in time to lessen the impact of the rubble on the bumper, keeping the tracks of the crawler from climbing over it.
Michael stood up through the roof of the crawler to the machine gun, as planned. Yet no force of Stark men or Crows came jumping out to attack or fling arrows at him.
Just like that, he thought, We're through the Wall. The obstacle to all progress had fallen to their efforts in just a day. His throat tightened. From one perspective, it was anticlimactic. From another, it was just the start of a lot of hard work, hard fighting and no respite. All to get home.
Feelings that were not helped by what was actually there to greet them on the other end of the tunnel; a forested ruin.
The lights of the crawler shone across the buildings and towers of the Nightfort as Zheng pulled it around a Crazy Ivan. The structures were more or less heaps of stone, most having at least one wall down or no roof. Some looked damaged recently. The explosions. Probably the last one.
A stairway to the top of the Wall was cut directly into the ice, to Michael's surprise, a zig zag just barely visible in the last red light bouncing off the clouds above. It made him wonder how anyone could try to climb up it without slipping and sliding the whole way down.
In between the buildings and sometimes growing up out of them were trees, full grown and full of leaves. A massive weirwood dominated the space, sprung up from right in the middle of one of structures from an underground space.
Zheng brought the crawler to a halt beside the tunnel mouth. As soon as that had Michael led the way in dismounting again, establishing a post at the mouth of the tunnel. They doused the headlights and flipped down their goggles, the world turning a sickly green again. Seeing in the dark was one advantage he planned to exploit to the hilt.
The four of them began their watch on the ruins and the trees, waiting for the Free Folk to catch up through the tunnel. For a little while, it was just the locale and the wind, no matter which way Michael looked or pointed his rifle. If there's someone out there, they're being smart.
"Creepy," Sayer remarked over the radio, "Like we're being watched."
Zheng looked over at the Private. "Sayer, you killed four demons on your own," she replied flatly, "Anything watching should be afraid of you."
Laughter burst out of Michael, with O'Neill joining him. It was a true thing well said.
"Sayer the Slayer," O'Neill chuckled, "That's what they're calling him now." That set Zheng off, asking 'if he does vampires too'.
The Private seemed unamused, which made Michael feel a little guilty. After all, the fight against the Walkers was likely the most terrifying thing that had ever happened to the kid. Or to any soldier of Canada, given the metaphysical implications.
"Alright, ease off," he said after a while, "Sayer, it is creepy, I think so too."
"It's that fucking dark stone, sir," O'Neill said with a dismissive wave, "I'd bet a month's salary on it."
And I wouldn't take that bet, Michael thought, quietly.
"Or it's a ruined castle at night," Zheng added, loosening her outer coat with one hand while keeping her weapon up with the other, "It's warmer here too. Must be five degrees higher at least."
"The Wall's stopping some of the hot air coming up from the south I think," Michael guessed, "One more way it's screwing everyone who lives north of it, I suppose."
"Here they come," Sayer mumbled, looking back at the tunnel.
They meaning a full mass of Free Folk warriors, led by Ryk and Ygritte, fiery torches in one hand, weapons in the other. They were hurrying a little too much. It was hard to tell at first if it was fear of the black stone the explosions had revealed or eagerness to get through in the first place. But then Michael saw the greedy grins on all their faces. Good lord, it's going to be work keeping them from stealing anything that's not nailed down. Not that there's anything worth taking here.
The mass spread out in a crude line of battle once out of the tunnel, expecting some sort of attack. When none was apparent, Styr, his son Sigorn, Ryk and Ygritte broke out of the formation and wandered over.
"What now?" Ryk asked in Common, "Are there Crows up on top do you think?" The language gap was filled by Sigorn's muttered running translation for his father.
"That's what we'll find out," Michael said, "Ryk, you lead some people up those steps. Preferably with ice climbing shoes, the antler ones you showed me before. Go see what you can see, report back. See an enemy, light up the flare I gave you and wave it."
Ryk executed a salute, to Michael's amusement, before running off to grab some people to do as he was commanded. No doubt he'll have plenty of volunteers, Michael thought, Most of the Laughing Tree tribe have never been to the top of the Wall before.
Styr pointed at the larger ruined buildings with a bronze tipped spear. "The Thenns will search the hold. If there are Crows here, they are hiding. Mance said there are many tunnels. The power of your magicks has scared them beneath the ground." The man had said it as if he was the one giving the orders.
"As has our numbers," Sigorn added, his father approving the statement, "There can be no army of Andals here."
Andals? Michael had no idea what the man was talking about. "I want the Crows alive, Magnar. I want to know what they know. We still don't know how many Crows there really are."
"That isn't a request," O'Neill chimed in.
Jaw clenched, Styr inclined his head to acquiesce, before leaving with Sigorn. Reluctantly. Michael got the feeling that if anyone else had given the Magnar an order like that, he would've buried his spear in their gut. Including Mance, who would've got his way by persuasion, if he asked nicely. It's amazing what a little plastique can do to a guy's disposition, Michael thought darkly.
"He doesn't like you," Ygritte said, getting too close.
"Doesn't need to," Michael replied, taking a step away, "He respects me. Or my gun, at least."
"Fuck his opinion," O'Neill declared, "The baldy prick thinks entirely too much of himself, sir. The Earless God himself."
Ygritte snorted and waved the rest of the Laughing Tree tribe to join the Thenns in the search. Both were soon dividing up their force to search all the buildings, the traffic out of the tunnel cleared for everyone else still north of the Wall.
With the giants and unicorn riders coming next, some management would be required. Michael dispatched O'Neill and Sayer to aid with the securing of the place, while Zheng and Ygritte helped him with the other tribes. Soon the compound of the Nightfort was filled to the brim with giants and their mammoths, as well as foul-smelling unicorns and their riders.
Tormund and his Ruddy Hall tribe came last. His command of the rearguard had been the result of a lost bet on how many detonations it would take to get through the Wall. Somehow one of the unicorn rider chiefs got it absolutely correct after only the second detonation.
"Wallbreaker! At last!" Tormund bellowed as he exited, his torch guttering as he waved it, "Thought the shadows in there would never let me go."
Never getting rid of that nickname… "Well, that was the easy part," Michael said, "We've still got to storm Castle Black." He immediately regretted mentioning it.
"Aye, and it'd be a lot easier if you didn't insist on trying to save Crow lives," Tormund bitched, "Their kneeler ways won't let them accept us, why bother."
Beating a dead horse. "Some won't, the knights from way south," Michael agreed, "But they also happen to be the men who declared war on both of us after we showed them the wights. While their Lord Commander was injured. Which makes them traitors to all humanity, and even their own order maybe."
Tormund scratched his beard. "And we do know how to deal with traitors, north or south of the Wall. But let's not tread on that path again. It is tiresome."
Follow your own advice, Michael thought, more annoyed than he wanted to be. He was fatigued enough already.
"Aye, let's not," Ygritte agreed, "Crows don't deserve our mercy, but we'll follow where you lead, Michael Duquesne." She stepped closer again. Michael sighed. Shouldn't have let her kiss me. Shouldn't have enjoyed it.
"Many a Crow wants to fly free," Zheng remarked idly, "They're not all at the Wall out of choice. Hell, even the Stark kid was there because their society said he couldn't have a real future." Isn't that the damn truth.
The radio crackled, with Sayer's voice coming out, trying to report something. Michael strained to hear it. "One thing at a time," he said to the others nearby, before using the comms, "Sayer, repeat your last?"
"Something you have to see, LT," the Private stated, his signal much clearer all of a sudden, "In the kitchen, the one with the weirwood."
"Copy," Michael said, turning to the others, "Tormund, would you mind setting a guard on the tunnel? Zheng will stay at this end."
"Don't want anything else following us through," the Giantsbane said quietly, "It'll be done."
"Good. Ygritte, with me." No need to have her stir the pot with Tormund.
The spearwife double-taked but followed, and together, she and Michael went into the octagonal building that had blood red leaves blowing out of it. The inside was gutted, though you could tell it was a kitchen from its layout. However, in the middle was a large well, the type with steps you could use to get to the water.
Sayer climbed out of it, with some difficulty, and waved to them. "LT, you won't believe what we found," he said, "This way."
"You found something in a well?" Ygritte asked, while moving to it, "In the middle of this pile of stones?" Her impression of what a castle was supposed to be was greatly damaged, it seemed.
"Just follow," Sayer said to her.
Grumbling, Ygritte did just that. Michael pat her on the shoulder as consolation, and climbed down into the well himself. The way down wasn't long, and O'Neill stood there, looking at another passage leading off from the lowest step. Staring at what appeared to be nothing.
Disturbed, Michael took his weapon in hand.
The motion caught the Sergeant's attention at last. "No need for that, sir," he said, "I don't think it's a threat." He pointed.
At the end of a small but tall corridor, there was a face. A glowing, eight foot high face carved out of white weirwood; a face of an old man, wrinkles and all. It wasn't exactly terrifying, but Michael didn't take his hands off his weapon. "What the hell…"
"It gets worse, sir," O'Neill replied, "Go a little closer."
Michael eyed the Sergeant warily, but figured it wouldn't be lethal if O'Neill was the one suggesting it. He took a few steps forward. The face opened its eyes and its mouth.
"Who are you?" spoke a deep voice, which seemed to come not just from the face but from the walls around the corridor too.
More magic. Michael stopped, not wanting to get any closer. But he answered, almost automatically. "Michael Duquesne."
The face did not reply. It closed its eyes again.
"Did the same thing for us," O'Neill called.
Ygritte stepped forward, joining Michael. The face opened its eyes again, and repeated its question.
"Who are you?"
"Ygritte!" the spearwife declared.
Again, the eyes drooped closed. Michael got the picture.
"It's a door," he said, "Or a safe. It's looking for a password."
"Which we don't have," Sayer said.
"Exactly," Michael said, "Which makes it nothing we need to worry about right now. This place has been abandoned for a long time, and I doubt even the Crows know what the password is now. Let's get out of here."
"But…" Ygritte started.
"We've got a long march ahead," Michael said, walking away, "I have no intention of solving every magical mystery in Westeros."
Notes:
The next chapter will be Jon Snow
Chapter 16: The Crownless
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
THE CROWNLESS
Roars of disagreement filled the common hall of Castle Black to the rafters, as worry about the wildling army exploded out of many a black brother as anger. For days, reports came in of the massive legion of the savages moving from Craster's Keep. This was accompanied soon after by sight of the marching columns and the growing camp starting at the nine weirwoods.
At night, a man atop the Wall could see how large the wildling population had grown by the size of the area lit by their camp and watch fires. And every man in Castle Black had found their way to the top of the Wall at night to look for themselves. The wildlings played every drum they had throughout the day, congregating just north west of the gate, their beats so loud it sometimes felt like the sky and the Wall itself shook.
Out of nowhere, not one but two real threats had emerged and even seven hundred feet of ice did not seem sufficient a defence.
The unforgettable sight and smell of the dead woman's body possessed by magic on his mind, Jon had barely enough time to say his vows at the weirwoods before the wildlings arrived. The opportunity had come abruptly. One day, the training and misery imposed by Ser Alliser had disappeared, and all under his tutelage were informed they were to be brothers of the Night's Watch. Jon was assigned to the Rangers and placed directly under the command of Qhorin Halfhand.
Ser Alliser was too busy to torment anyone now, but he had made sure to place Jon in the most dangerous place he could. He had been hailed as Mormont's saviour alongside Ser Rykker, but the knight got the credit for driving off Rattleshirt's band in a bold cavalry charge. The Old Bear remained barely conscious due to fevers from the arrow wound he had received, so it was Ser Alliser who many of the men looked to.
Despite him knowing the reason for his placement with the Rangers, Jon had been happy.
Aside from having wanted to be a Ranger all along, the reign of Acting Lord Commander Alliser Thorne, knight of the realm, was not proceeding well.
Ravens had been sent to Winterfell and King's Landing. With them went warnings about the wildlings, the wights, the wight walkers and their strange visitor-enemies from 'Ithaca', as well as a call for men and supplies. Jon had been allowed to send word to Robb too, but he was not free to relay the offer of Ulysses to speak peace. Ser Alliser saw to that.
The Iron Throne did not reply. Court was absorbed by whatever had caused Father to order Robb to call the banners in the first place. Trouble in the Riverlands, it was said, caused by none other than Catelyn Stark. Jon did not know what to make of that, the full details were only known to the officers of the Watch. But somehow he believed it.
But it was the Stark in Winterfell who was responsible for the noise now filling the hall. Robb, despite the order to prepare for war in the south, did send a raven back north. Sam Tarly had read it aloud for Maester Aemon as the man delivering wood for the fire was at the door.
News of what message the raven had brought spread like wildfire through the castle. Robb could not march his main force north to stop the wildlings. Lannister riders were burning and reaving the Riverlands like ironborn, the riverlords scattered in their wake. The Starks, allied by marriage to the Tullys, were preparing to move against the Lannisters.
Jon barely paid attention to the ruckus around him, still numb from the rumours. Any joy at his joining the Ranger was forgotten. His father was surrounded by enemies, his brother was marching to war… and he was stuck at the Wall, defending the realm from a threat that not even his family seemed to believe was real. How can I choose between helping family and fighting the evil stirring beyond the Wall? A Ranger cannot desert, but a Stark cannot abandon another. And Ulysses was right, I am my father's son, a Stark by blood if not by name… It was a question he had no answer to.
Only when Ser Alliser and the other officers walked in and took their place at the high table, followed by Donal Noye banging a hammer on its surface, was order restored. The brothers sat down, and waited for Maester Aemon to be seated too, assisted by Sam.
Ser Alliser rose from his seat again to address the men. Jon spared him only a glance, before leaning back on the table in front of him and looking up at the ceiling, thinking of his own problem and barely listening.
"There has been a lot of ignorant talk of ravens and messages in the castle of late. It has disturbed discipline, and those spreading it have done damage to the cause. But the Watch is no stranger to harsh truths, so I will tell the reality of the matter at hand."
Jon lurched away from the table and turned towards the officers. He hadn't expected Ser Alliser to say such a thing. Either it will really be the truth or it will be a colossal lie.
"Much of what is being said about events in King's Landing and the Riverlands seems to be true," Ser Alliser continued, "War is coming. It would not be a concern, we take no part, except that it comes at the worst possible time. Ravens to the capital have gone unanswered. It appears we will not receive help from there."
Murmurs echoed around the hall. Ignoring them, Ser Alliser pulled out a small scroll from under his cloak and held it above his head.
"However, we are not to be left to defend the Wall alone. Lord Robb Stark, despite preparing to march south, pledges ten thousand foot under Mors Umber and what supplies can be made available."
A cheer went up from the benches, loud enough to hurt the ears. Jon just frowned. Mors Umber, why is that familiar? Then he remembered. Brother of the Greatjon. The man's daughter had been kidnapped by the raiders from beyond the Wall. His stomach dropped. Robb sends a man who hates the wildlings with all his heart. He means to fight the wildlings, not agree to a peace for the sake of fighting the Others. The wight snarling in his memory, Jon cursed Ser Alliser to an ugly death. For his insults, arrogance and for refusing to allow the offer of peace from Ulysses of Ithaca to go into his message to Robb.
The knight continued his speech. "Unfortunately, it will take some time for the Stark men to arrive. We still face a dire menace. The King Beyond the Wall commands many savages, enough that our defences may be overwhelmed. We must buy time. We must discourage an attack on the Wall or the gate. To this end, I plan to ride out and raid their camp, leading every man who can ride a horse and swing a sword!"
A larger eruption of cheers answered that declaration. Jon looked around him, at the benches of men, thinking them mad. Even if the numbers of the wildlings did not tell its tale, even if surprise held and favoured the Watch… He had seen the weapons of the men of Ithaca tear what seemed like hundreds of men down. The mounted column would be torn to pieces.
This had been considered, it turned out. "We require more than valour," Ser Alliser growled, his, "Though the savages know not of steelmaking or a true cavalry, they have strange and powerful allies. However, Qhorin of the Shadow Tower has spent time among these 'men of Ithaca' as prisoner. The truth is they number only four. One is a woman!"
The hall was dead quiet now. Many had seen the wildlings cut down from a distance during the battle at the weirwoods, and heard the strange sound of the weapons of the Ithacans. Many had asked Jon about it, and he had told the tale, until the word came down from the Lord Commander's tower to say nothing more about it. Too late.
Ser Alliser's gaze swept the room, until it met Jon's own. The knight stared, as he explained the plan. "Tomorrow, we shall send out a ranging party, led by the Halfhand. They shall determine the whereabouts of these strangers within the wildling ca..."
A great roar of objection went up, half the Rangers present getting to their feet, waving their fists and shouting.
Jon's jaw set, pitying the men that would be sent. Even a child can see that going north of the Wall now in small numbers is a death sentence. Ser Alliser's glare soon moved elsewhere, relieving him of any need to hide his feelings on the matter for fear of being accused of some petty treason. "We must determine the location of the strangers, so we may avoid battle against the unknown magic until the Stark men arrive. The Rangers to carry out this task have already been selected, based on their own abilities."
As Ser Rykker began to read out names, Jon wondered if they'd begin to practice on horseback for the big raid. The scouting mission wasn't something he was experienced enough to be a part of, he was sure, but numbers would count when the riders went out to attack. He didn't know most of the other rangers well enough to care much either, save for Qhorin and Ser Rykker himself.
It was only when Grenn, Matthar and Pyp's names were called that he turned his head to watch the high table again. Just in time for Ser Rykker to call the last name.
"Jon Snow!"
Jon his stomach twist, which only got worse when Ser Alliser turned a gleeful, canine filled grin at him. "Aye, you too Lord Snow," the knight said, "You think you're better than most. You instructed your fellow recruits. Now you can prove yourself and your teachings against the wildlings, and without Ithacan magicks to help you."
The hall quieted, the black brothers looking between the knight and Jon, expecting a response. He's daring me to say something, Jon's mind raced as his mouth dried, He's daring me to do something that he can hang me for. And if I don't, he hopes the wildlings will kill me.
Maester Aemon cleared his throat loudly, breaking the attention of the hall. "I will give my report on the Lord Commander's health now," the maester said, "If you do not mind, First Ranger?"
Being passed over for Ser Rykker, Ser Alliser scowled at the blind maester, his taking-offence something that would have normally cheered Jon up. But the fog of dread about the ranging would not go away.
"Aye," Ser Rykker allowed, "Give your report."
The maester inclined his head once in acknowledgement, and spoke as loudly as he could. "Lord-Commander Mormont has begun to wake, eat at his own accord, and his fevers are on the wane. Though he will not be well enough for battle for moons yet, it seems we shall not require an election for a new commander any time soon."
The high table rattled as the officers slammed their fists and palms on its surface, a celebration that the rest of the hall took up. "No wildling arrow could fell the Old Bear!" came a shout from the back, followed by an "Aye!" from the entire hall.
Jon didn't stay to hear the rest. Before he could think, his body forced itself to its feet and moved him through the benches out of the hall, into the frozen snow drifts outside.
It was only when the cold hit his face and hands hard that he realised why he had to leave; the planned ranging was suicidal for new recruits that had just barely went beyond the Wall. If Jon knew scouting the wildling camp was suicide, Ser Alliser had to know it. It had to be stopped. He began to trudge towards the Lord Commander's tower. Mormont is awake, he can stop this madness.
Jon ignored the crunch of boots behind him, assuming it was Grenn or Pyp, trying to stop him from doing something stupid. A rough grab told that it wasn't one of his friends, and he turned about quickly, expecting Ser Alliser or one of his cronies.
Instead, Qhorin Halfhand stood with his fingers around Jon's forearm, his eyes giving a cool look. "Where do you think you're going, Snow?" the ranger said.
Jon shook his arm free, and found it released without trouble. "To see the Lord Commander," he said honestly, knowing he could not pass a lie, "To see this madness stopped."
The big ranger shook with laughter, to Jon's confusion. "What madness?" the Halfhand asked, "Ser Alliser's command of the Watch? Worry not about that. His rule will be short. Eastwatch and the Shadow Tower have no love for him. And Mance Rayder is no fool, and used to be a ranger himself, he knows the danger of caval..."
"It's not that," Jon interrupted, his throat feeling like it was burning with anger, "The ranging to find the Ithaca men. It's certain death with men so inexperienced. Ser Alliser put all the new ranger recruits under your command for it, and you allowed it?"
The Halfhand's eyes widened. He hadn't expected this. "Aye, I did. Ser Alliser insisted. For the moment, there's no saying no to the man."
"He's trying to get us killed," Jon continued, "I'm sure of it. He knows new recruits will not move quickly or quietly enough to escape notice by the wildings."
"I chose you for the ranging, Snow," the Halfhand replied, "Not Ser Alliser bloody Thorne."
Jon blinked. "What?"
"You're ready. I saw you move and fight when Rattleshirt's men were all around. No hesitation, but you didn't revel in it either. Exactly the sort of man you want north of the Wall. Plenty left to learn still. But you won't learn sitting on your arse here."
"But what about the others? Grenn, Pyp, Matthar?"
"Ser Alliser's price for taking you. The man thinks he's being clever. If our ranging fails, he can claim that he cannot lead a sally against the camp. For lack of knowledge of the ground, you see. If he admits an attack is too dangerous before proving it, he offends the honour of many men in that hall. Makes himself look craven. Hurts morale. So he's sending us to fail, deliberately."
"So I'm right. He is sending us to die."
"No, he's sending us to come running back with our tails between our legs. But he's given me everything I need to succeed. That is what I mean to do. Are you the man to help me do it? Or are you a boy afraid to do his duty?"
Jon looked away, unsure of himself. The idea of turning Ser Alliser's scheme appealed to him, but putting his friends in danger to do it seemed cruel and petty.
"If you need convincing, there is one more thing," the Halfhand said, "I did tell the Lord Commander of my plan. He approved and has set aside some things for you. It seems he ordered preparations be made before the fever took him."
The ranger walked towards the Lord Commander's tower himself. Unable to help himself, Jon followed. I spoke the oath.
The dark metal of the sword had silver ripples down its length, crossing seamlessly over the three fullers running down the flat of blade. Turned this way and that, the ripples shone bright or the metal drank the light away. It was beautiful and deadly, one of the most lethal things devised by men. The entire ranging party watched its every movement as it was inspected.
Jon could still not believe it. Valyrian steel. I have a Valyrian steel sword. Longclaw.
The Mormont family blade had handed to him by Qhorin Halfhand with a note.
The Lord Commander had been asleep when they had come to his tower, but it was waiting for him nonetheless. Mormont had ordered its preparation for Jon, before he fell deeply into his fevers. The silver bear pommel was replaced with a pale stone wolf's head, tiny garnets in its eyes gleaming. It was half again as long as the longsword he had been given by his Father, but it was lighter and sharper. Its balance was perfect, its grip soft but firm, and would never lose its edge.
Longclaw was Mormont's thanks for the part Jon played in saving his life at the weirwoods. By taking it, the Lord Commander expected in return that he remain steadfast, to do his duty.
The note hadn't said what Mormont meant by that, but Jon could guess. News from the south was darker with every raven and rider. The Lord Commander wouldn't have needed to see him to know duty to the Watch and duty to his family would be at conflict within him.
Jon turned the blade and swung it, listening to the air whirl as it too was cut. Ghost padded up from his position beside Grenn and sniffed at the pommel carved in his honour, before nipping at Jon's hand. The direwolf was getting big, bigger than any wolf Jon had seen except for Ghost's mother. I wonder how big the others are?
Halfhand strode into the broken circle of evergreen shrubs the party was hiding in. "Put the sword away, Snow. You'll have it out again soon enough. It's time."
Jon did as he was told, as the other rangers stood up and crowded around. They were twenty one in all, two thirds of whom had been on at least one ranging far beyond the Wall. The last third were ranger recruits like Jon. The fodder for wildling axes, his mind whispered darkly.
Halfhand examined the group for a moment, before speaking. "We're changing the plan. Bedwyck, Kedge, you'll lead half the group on the old game trail. Take the recruits and a few others."
Jon could hardly believe his ears. "We're splitting up?"
"Silence," Halfhand commanded, directing the order to the entire group of recruits.
Chastened, Jon looked to the rangers named, hoping to the gods old and new they'd talk the Halfhand out of it. Kedge, the elder and larger of the two, glared with his one good eye. "Qhorin, we'll be seen if we go that way. Especially with the recruits."
"You'll be seen, aye." Halfhand confirmed, " Like as not as you pass the lee of Round Hill at the clearing. You don't have numbers to cause any hesitation from Mance's men. So, what will happen next?"
"We'll be attacked," said Bedwyck, the man's voice booming to compensate for the fact he stood barely five feet tall, "Overwhelmed."
"Attacked, aye, but not overwhelmed. You've all got good steel in your hands, and mail on your bodies. Useful things if a man was going to attack the Wall. The wildlings on guard will attack you themselves, not looking to share the loot with reinforcements."
Jon understood at once, which made him feel better about the whole ranging. "They attack us, and you lead the rest of the rangers to attack them when they least expect."
Halfhand gave a single nod. "Snow has it right. We take them all, the wildling camp will be blind to our movements, we can get a good look at it from Beacon Hill to the north."
"A fair plan," Berwck conceded, "But if you're late by even a moment…"
"I won't be," Halfhand stated, "Take the recruits and pick your men. We march as soon as you have."
The march behind the two ranger scouts took Jon and the others through the most dense part of the forest near the gates of Castle Black. The environment felt oppressive, somehow, and time seemed endless.
The trail was just wide enough for the party to pass single file, branches of trees, shrubs and bushes regularly sticking out to scratch and poke if you weren't paying attention. The trail itself was cut into the side of the hill's slope, simply through years of animals and men walking it.
The old signs of Rattleshirt and the Weeper's men were everywhere Jon looked. Small clearings in the foliage made by axes. Abandoned sleds and fur-wrapped packs belonging to dead men under trees, waiting forever more. Here and there, the dead themselves, frozen into the snow and their heads removed.
No wonder the watchers didn't see the wildings, Jon thought as he glanced upwards, I can barely see the sky through the leaves and needles. He still remembered the moment the arrows started flying from among the weirwoods, the shock of it. Now it was the turn of the Night's Watch to inflict the same.
Just ahead of him, Ghost walked, his great white head turning side to side as he stuck his nose up in the air, sniffing at the cold air. The direwolf suddenly stopped, and looked uphill through the brush. Grenn grunted as he bumped into Jon from behind, and the man behind him did so in turn.
"What is it, boy?" Jon asked Ghost. The wolf glanced at him, not turning his head away from where it was pointed, before breathing out heavily once as if sighing and continuing on the trail. Unable to see or hear anything himself except the brush of the wind across the many leaves, Jon continued on.
Grenn chuckled under his breath. "Your wolf is more nervous than we are."
Jon adjusted his helmet and shot a look over his shoulder. "He hears or smells something you can't," he said. "Pay attention, look through the trees where you can. Maybe we should all be as nervous as he is."
Apparently not willing to discuss that possibility, Grenn did not reply. But he held his shield a little higher before Jon turned back to watch where they were going.
It was not long before flatter and more open ground appeared. The sky was finally visible again, the grey-white of the clouds stained with the black and darker tones of smoke pouring up into it. The camp was close. As Ghost entered the clearing, he gave a silent snarl, his canines fully exposed. Jon did not wait to see what it was the wolf was snarling at. He drew his sword first, causing everyone behind to do the same one after the other.
Berwyck, leading the way, held up his hand for the party to stop, as if it wasn't already doing that. In response, Kedge pushed men to the sides, forming a crude battle line in a crescent shape. Jon, Ghost and Grenn took their places in it. Pyp and Matthar had been in front and were right in the middle of it.
"You there!" Berwyck said, "Come out!"
Jon watched where the trail began again on the other side of the clearing, the way Ghost was looking. Soon, a single man stepped out from behind the large trunk of a soldier pine.
He wore a full helm of iron and bronze, raven feathers like wings at its side, long grey and brown hair leaking out of it. A black wool cloak hung over his shoulders, his movement revealing that it had been slashed at some point and red silk now held it together. Once he stopped, the cloak parted, revealing black ringmail, shaggy fur breaches and boots. A steel longsword and a bronze axe hung from a belt at his waist.
"Good day, Kedge," the man said, "It's been years, hasn't it?"
There was utter silence. Kedge refused to reply. Nor did Berwyck move. The recruits waited for their lead, but nothing came. Jon looked at Kedge, and saw his eyes wide and bulging, slowly watering from the cold. What is going on?
"Last time we met must've been the expedition up the Milkwater as far as the Valley of the Thenns," the man continued, placing both of his hands on the pommel of his longsword to rest them, "282, was it? A fateful year for many."
The man's gaze moved and came to rest on Jon. Every hair on his body stood on end.
"You must be Jon Stark. Your wolf is unmistakable," he said, "And is that Valyrian steel I see?"
This is a wildling? Jon opened his mouth to respond, but found nothing to say at first. He tried again, succeeding the second time. "You know my name, and the name of my family… but what is yours?"
"It's Mance Rayder, you fool!" Berwyck snapped back.
Jon did not know why, but he didn't doubt it. He gripped his sword tight, and scanned the trees for more foes. He saw nothing, though the tops of trees beyond swayed.
"It can't be," Grenn commented, "Why would Mance Rayder be alone in the woods?"
"Why indeed?" said the King Beyond the Wall, giving a menacing grin.
He's here for us, Jon realised, Which means… "He's not alone!"
"No, I am not." Mance Rayder brought his hand to his mouth, and whistled loudly using his fingers, before drawing his sword. As he flourished it, the bushes all around him shook with movement. Men and spearwives burst out into view, at least twice as many as the ranging party and armed with bronze.
With them strode three huge bears, two of them brown-furred and the largest as white as Ghost. The beasts were under control, as much at the service of Rayder as Jon's direwolf was at his.
"We have you outmatched, Kedge," Mance Rayder stated, "And I know all about Halfhand and his group."
"How?" Jon asked, "How could you possibly know?"
"I'll be happy to show you, Jon Stark," Mance replied, "As a prisoner of the Free Folk."
Kedge pointed his own sword at the King. "We'll not be your playthings, wildling. We prefer to fight." Berwyck made his feelings known by nocking an arrow to his shortbow, though he kept it pointed downwards and did not pull back the string, for fear of the wildling archers opposite.
I was right, Jon thought as he levelled his own sword to charge, We were always going to die out here.
The King Beyond the Wall frowned and looked to the east, up the hill for a moment. When nothing seemed to happen, and Rayder shrugged a hide-covered shield off his back, taking it in hand. "Since you insist…" he began.
More rustling interrupted him, from the place he had been looking among the bushes on the upward slope.
First, wolves, boars and a shadowcat padded into the clearing, facing off against the battle line just in front of Rayder. Jon More beasts at his beck and call?
Next, Halfhand and two of the veteran rangers stumbled through, their hands bound. They were quickly followed by another group of warriors and spearwives. Both groups were blood-splattered and panting, their breaths creating clouds of mist in front of them. Lastly, a large wildling in a wooden mask of white weirwood, stained with blood, shoved her way to the front of her warband. Jon flinched, the warrior's look the most menacing he had seen.
"Morna, you have gods-sent timing," Mance said with good cheer, "And is that Qhorin I spy? Not so gods-sent, are you?"
"Aye, it's me," Halfhand sighed, glowering at the King Beyond the Wall.
"You promised to return to Craster's. Swore an oath on the weirwoods, Tormund said. You broke that oath."
"My brothers in the Watch said leaving would make me an oathbreaker too. Knew that you would hear of Ser Alliser's declaration. I made my choice. Competing oaths are tricky things."
"That they are," the king agreed, "You're back now, though."
Without warning, the wildling Morna smacked Halfhand on the back of the head hard, forcing him down into the snow. "They resisted," the masked wildling leader said to her king, her voice revealing she was a woman, "Their steel is sharp. They killed forty two, Mance. Forty two. Give them to me. All of them. I will show their fellow Crows what awaits them."
Mance Rayder ignored her. He sheathed his sword and walked over to where Halfhand lay, and pulled him up to his knees by the cloak. The ranger's eyes swam for a moment, before he blinked it away. Only when the king was sure Halfhand was okay did he address the chief's request.
Finally, the King laid a hand on the spearwife's shoulder. "The Canadians would kill far more of yours than forty-two, Morna. We agreed with them, prisoners would not be killed or tortured. Are you willing to risk that they would not believe whatever excuses you can dream up?"
The masked Morna turned her head away sharply in anger, but said nothing. Her warriors looked at each other, and lowered their weapons.
Even in absence, the Canadians loom large, Jon thought, remembering his ears ringing at the sound of their fiery weapons.
With a deep breath, the King Beyond the Wall grabbed the still kneeling Halfhand by the hair and pulled out his axe in a smooth motion, holding it up to strike. "Brothers of the Night's Watch, I will give you the offer again. Yield and you will be kept in the same condition as Qhorin here was when he was with us last time. The rest of his ranging party are still safe."
He twisted the axe this way and that in the air. "The alternative is that I bury this axe in poor Qhorin's skull and we kill you all."
Kedge and Berwyck looked at each other. They were considering it.
"Accept the offer," Qhorin rasped loudly, "Your deaths will not grant the Watch any advantage. You won't get to Mance. As captives we force them to guard us. Men they cannot use against the Wall."
Jon watched Halfhand carefully as the ranger looked to every individual in the party. There was something in his tone and his gaze that told he had other plans. Some way to win if they yielded. What is your plan?
The wildlings began to edge around the sides of the clearing, preparing to attack from both sides through the trees. The wolves revealed their teeth. The shadowcat crept forward a few steps towards Ghost, causing the direwolf to raise himself to his full height, his fur standing on end. The bears groaned and stood on their hind legs.
Still the lead rangers said and did nothing. They stood, licking their lips, eyes shifting to every potential enemy. They'll get us killed while they're deciding, Jon thought, The wildlings will attack without warning. Even if we decide that trying to kill their king is worth the cost, those bears and wolves and boars will stop us. Unable to see a way out or a useful way to die, he decided to trust Halfhand.
Jon stepped out of the battle line, holding his sword with one hand and raising his free palm. A few archers shifted their aim towards him, but he walked forward regardless, until he was at the middle of the clearing. The King Beyond the Wall lowered his axe again, watching carefully.
With a sigh, Jon planted the tip of his Valyrian steel sword in the snow, standing it up. It rang slightly with the impact. It was a nice thing to have, if only for a day, he thought gloomily.
"We yield."
The whole captured party was thrown in with the survivors from Halfhand's previous one, deep inside the wildling camp. A tiny fenced enclave of black canvas in a sea of hide tents. The brothers there welcomed the newer captives with thin chicken and mushroom soup, commiserating as best they could in the circumstances.
Jon barely paid attention to the exchanges or the bowl pressed into his hand. He had heard there were tens of thousands of the wildlings and he had seen their camp from the top of the Wall. But there was nothing quite like being among them.
He had never seen so many people in one place before, not even during a stay in White Harbour on market day. The air was filled with the sounds of people talking, animals fighting or toiling, food and furs being prepared, and the smells associated with all of that activity; sweat, smoke, meat sizzling, pine, shit and piss.
This isn't an army, Jon decided, It's a city.
The realisation confused him. Cities had well managed lands around them to provide food and everything else they needed. The wildlings had a wild forest. Aye, one thick with game, fruit, mushrooms and wood, but it wasn't the same. And gathering all of those things would be disrupted by the wights wherever the Others could press the advantage.
The wildlings cannot stay here for long, Jon concluded, So why are they simply camping here? Where are their preparations for an attack on the Wall? He assumed that finding out the answers to these questions was one of the unspoken reasons why Halfhand had decided to proceed with the ranging. But the one declared by the officers of the Watch also remained unanswered.
"Where are Ulysses and the other strangers?" Halfhand asked his original ranging party, giving voice to Jon's own thought, "We have not seen any sign of them from atop the Wall."
A short, wiry ranger of about fifty years answered. "They aren't here. Wildlings say they're still up near Craster's, preventing the White Walkers from attacking. Not all the wildings have arrived yet."
The bald man beside the wiry one scoffed at this. "They're lying, Qhorin."
"How do you know?" Jon asked. The bald man's brow raised. He was a Shadow Tower man, and so didn't know who Jon was.
"This is Jon Snow," Halfhand offered, "Ned Stark's son. It's a good question, Ebben. Answer it." Jon's jaw clenched. The senior ranger hadn't called him a bastard… but it was somehow jarring to the ear to hear 'Snow' from him. It was Ser Alliser and his ilk who used the name like the insult it was supposed to be. The King Beyond the Wall and Ulysses both called him Stark. I like it too much, he thought warily.
"The wildlings tell the same tale about guarding the rear," said bald Ebben, gathering his cloak around him, "The same words in the same way. No talk 'f how things go, nor talk 'f the feats 'f the foreigners."
"And they aren't smart enough to make it sound true," Qhorin mused, "What are they up to?"
The sound of a throat being cleared caused Jon and every other black brother to turn towards it, back the way they had come. Its source was none other than Mance Rayder, now without his ravenwing helm but carrying Longclaw in its scabbard like a banner on his shoulder, wolf-pommel up. With him were a dozen warriors and spearwives, armed with bared steel. Ghost put himself between Jon and the King, but didn't bare his teeth in reply.
"We've tried to be bloody clever and failed, I see," the king said, "Ah well. It's time for truth-telling, now that we have you."
He looked to Jon. "The young Stark here asked how I knew about your plan. I'd tell you now, if it please you."
Halfhand made a low noise with his throat. "Spit it out, Mance. I'm not going to stand here in a state of wild suspense."
The King guffawed and moved closer. To Jon's surprise, he went to Ghost first, holding out a hand for inspection. Jon watched carefully. Ghost would know the man's intentions. The direwolf sniffed the offered limb, but nothing more.
Mance smiled at Jon. "I mean you no harm."
"But why?" Jon asked.
The king held up his free hand. "We'll speak of that too. But to explain that and how I was able to find you all so quickly, I first need to speak of our allies."
"The Canadians?" Halfhand said, "Or Ithacans, as they tried to claim to be. It was they who told you where we were?"
Mance's smile widened considerably, his eyes laughing at them. Jon simmered, misliking his attitude. "The Canadians are not here," the king stated, side stepping the wolf to stand opposite the Halfhand, "But they are the reason why we were able to find you. After you Crows declared war, their prince came to me. He said I can't arm you with our weapons, but I can arm you with ideas."
Prince? What prince? Jon thought. "Arm you with ideas?"
"I thought it fanciful myself, but he was not lying. The man you know as Ulysses has more ideas than time to speak them, it seems. Ways of doing things, and ways of thinking. He offered them freely, for me and mine to consider. Some, I liked right away."
"And that helped you catch us how?" Halfhand asked, impatient.
"Wargs," Mance replied, "Those of us who can wear the skin of animals at great distances are very useful. But they were scattered throughout the tribes, using their talents randomly. It was the Canadians' idea to bring them together and make better use of them."
"I knew there were those that could warg among you," Halfhand confirmed, "But not enough to make a difference."
"The blood of the First Men is thick north of the Wall, there are hundreds of wargs," Mance stated proudly, "Our camp is ringed with warged animals as sentries. Warged birds watch for the Others from the sky and bring messages like ravens. All tellings of goings-on and commands come and go from a single place; my tent."
The Halfhand grimaced. "So wolves, bears and shadowcats as much a part of this army as men and spearwives? No one south of the Wall will believe it."
"Until they see it," Mance agreed.
The animals… they weren't just tame, there were men riding in their minds. Jon couldn't believe his ears. "So you were able to know we were out there. You were able to inform the nearest tribe about our position, and dispatch the other wargs to surround us?"
The King wandered back towards his guards. "Aye."
He eyed Jon over his shoulder. "I promised to answer why we don't wish to harm you. The answer is that we'll soon be treating with your brother for terms of peace and settlement. It wouldn't do to have harmed you, or your direwolf. It was lucky for us that you were sent out, and that the wolf isn't at Castle Black. And even more luck that we had the means to take you, courtesy of our allies' ideas.."
Halfhand's face was stoney. "You're not planning to try the gate. I saw no preparations for battle… Where are the Canadians, Mance? Where is the tribe of the Laughing Tree?"
The King became equally grim, but resolute.
"They breached the Wall two days ago at the Nightfort, with Thenns, Ruddy Hall men and unicorn riders alongside. By now, they are readying themselves to attack Castle Black from the south."
Imagining the sound of the Canadians' weapons once more, Jon's blood turned to icewater in his veins. The Watch doesn't stand a chance.
Notes:
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Chapter 17: Castle Black
Notes:
Apologies for the delay to this, it was a longer chapter and didn't really merit being split up, I think.
Chapter Text
The ground near to the Wall was frozen hard, the light dusting of snow over it crunching underfoot, indicating that there had been melting before the cold refroze it. The air was still warmer than it was north of the great structure, but the cold seemed to come and go at random, not obeying the day-night cycle that would have been the logical decider of such things.
As Michael looked up from his prone position under a thorny bush at the structure, he wondered if magic was what was responsible. Only a few clicks down the road towards the settlement called 'Mole's Town', it got warm enough that the ground was soft with leaves from deciduous trees and clear of snow. Does the Wall regulate its own temperature? he thought, Is that why it doesn't melt?
Three days the attack force had rode south then east, by crawler, horse and unicorn. The warriors had doubled up on the mounts, and some hung off the sides of the crawler's rear unit on loops of rope. The riders followed the tracks of the machine as it sped ahead to find the next night's camp.
At Queenscrown, terrified villagers hadn't even have the chance to flee before Zheng swung the machine around between them and the direction of Castle Black. What few horses the village had were claimed that evening by Ygritte and Ryk, though nothing and no one else was stolen by any tribe. Fear of Canadian weapons seemed almost supernatural among Free Folk and Thenn alike, something that made Michael feel strangely uncomfortable and powerful at the same time.
At a nameless place with only large jutting limestone as shelter, Michael explained the three possible situations at Castle Black to the chieftains and the plans for dealing with them. The leaders listened, not objecting even when Michael explained the means by which he intended to take the least number of Crow lives.
Away from the Kingsroad between Molestown and Castle Black, the war camp was set up under the cover of thick oaks, their leaves only beginning to turn brown at the edges. No fires were set, out of fear of sentries from atop the Wall seeing the light. The whole force sat in the cold through the night and into the day, as wargs and the Canadians set out to see what was at Castle Black.
And that's how Michael found himself in the bush, wondering about the Wall, about 600 yards from the headquarters of the Night's Watch.
"The castle's layout is the same as Mance said, sir," Zheng commented from beside him, peering through binoculars, "Same as the wargs said. A few new outbuildings, a sort of gatehouse with two sentries, but no walls or fences."
Michael glanced down at the map Mance had drawn on his notepad in pencil, then put his own binos to his eyes again. The multiple round-towers, the squat but stout wooden buildings, the stables, the animal pens and the graveyard and tombs; they were all more or less where the Crow-turned-King said they would be.
"No tents outside, no flags on the gatehouse," he noted aloud, "If the kingdoms are sending troops, they haven't arrived yet."
"Those Eastwatch guys could be in there though," Zheng replied, "We can't see into their barracks or armouries."
Michael frowned. "Maybe we can get the wargs to look closer, but we'll have to tell them to be discreet. The Crows' leadership know about warging. Might be a bit fishy if random birds start checking out every building, especially now we've shown all the doubters that magic is real." I still can hardly believe it myself, but that's good enough to be wary.
Zheng lowered her binos and moved her comms' mouthpiece closer. "Sayer, anyone up top?"
"Just saw some in the elevator," the Private replied over the radio, "They were looking this way when it was going up, but no eyes on top otherwise."
Easy enough to time it so we aren't seen by people going up, Michael thought, This might work. "What about the catapults up there? Can they be turned around to hit us?"
Sayer said nothing for a minute. "No idea, sir. Can't see the bottom of them from down here."
"Another question for the wargs then," Zheng stated.
Michael looked at the castle again. "One more thing. Seen any sign of the big white wolf? That Ornvir guy checked the kennels with his snow-pigeon and sent the Crows' dogs barking like crazy, but he didn't see the wolf there or anywhere else."
Zheng snorted. "The Ghost, you mean?"
"It's real, Corporal. "
"Right, a very big wolf that follows commands. I'll believe it when I see it, lieutenant."
"We've seen dead people rise to their feet and attack us, and you don't believe this?"
"I believe you saw a wolf. Or a wolf-dog, if it was following orders. Things look bigger when they're killing people. You've seen the way the locals are acting around us now, the rule applies even to us."
Michael had no counterargument to that, regardless of how certain he was that the wolf was bigger than normal. Either way, the last thing they needed was coming across that beast mid-infil. Fangs are a bad way to go.
A shuffling from behind was soon followed by someone crawling her way through in between Zheng and Michael. On arriving alongside the two of them, Ygritte blew her tangle of red hair out of her face with a sharp breath and looked out at the castle. "At least this one isn't a pile of rocks," she remarked, "Must've taken giants to make stone stand that high."
Michael glanced at her, ignoring the glare of the Corporal from the other side. Ygritte flashed a smile back, edging slightly closer. "Why are you here?" he asked.
"Can't visit my man when he's stuck in the cold watching the Crows go by?"
"Ygritte…"
The spearwife gave a snuffling sort of laugh. "You are easy, Michael Duquesne."
"Better than being called hard. Busy at the moment."
The laugh started again at that, while Zheng groaned loudly with exasperation.
"Mance sent another message," Ygritte said when she was done enjoying the joke, "They captured Halfhand and the Stark boy in a ranging party, tryin' to find out where you Canadians were."
Good news if there ever was any, to Michael's ear. "They get the wolf too?"
"Yeah," Ygritte replied, in English. The word was so strange coming out of her mouth, both he and Zheng had to take a small moment to appreciate it. But the realisation of what the news from north of the Wall meant quickly overtook it.
A predatory grin settled over Zheng's face first."Plan A, sir?"
"Plan A."
The graveyard was a mix of headstones and mound tombs painted a sickly green through night vision. Michael was not afraid of graves or dead bodies or the dark before, but there was something about walking through the final resting place of so many that seemed very unwise to him.
As the team advanced in the cold and faint smell of ashes, he found his rifle drifting to aim towards the closed portal of every tomb. When he finally caught himself doing it, he felt his face burn with embarrassment.
The bodies are ancient, they're not going to burst out eyes-glowing, you idiot, he thought to himself, You may be tired, but stay on mission. By comparison to wights, the Crows were an almost laughable threat in his eyes. He had killed living men on two worlds already.
Turning his attention to Castle Black itself as it got closer and closer, the towers stuck up over the low wooden structures, the occupied ones candle or lantern light flickering from cracks in shutters. They did not quite loom as the Wall did to the immediate right, but Michael was drawn to look regardless.
The team began to move around another mound tomb, the biggest so far, a long shadow indicating a large fire was somewhere on the other side. Getting the first look, Zheng held up a closed fist from her position on-point. The team stopped, and dropped to their knees.
"Report Corporal," Michael said, just barely over a whisper.
"Contact," Zheng replied, "Three men. Crows. Appear to be making something. I think we're where we need to be, sir."
Michael crouch-walked over to her and settled beside, peering around the curve of the mound. Under stone-arched roof that was open to the elements, the three Crows crowded in front of a furnace, one of many that seemed to be both inside and outside the building.
An unfamiliar man in the middle pulled out red hot metal out with tongs and held it over an anvil, glowing brightly white-green in infrared. Another man brought down the hammer to shape it. They were creating a spearhead. The hammerer was immediately recognisable; he had a belly, most of a black beard and was missing an arm.
The armourer, what was his name… Michael thought, Ah, Noye. Donal Noye. He scanned the rest of the building, its T shape and all-stone construction. All as expected.
Michael retreated behind the lee of the mound again before speaking. "It's the armoury, as promised. The armourer himself is out there at the forge, Noye."
"One of the VIPs," O'Neill grunted, "Makes it easier to take him alive… but him being the first to see us may get him killed while trying to do something stupid."
"No choice," Michael replied, "We hit them quickly and quietly. Remember the ROE. Let's go."
The team followed the order without comment. They followed Michael out from behind the mound and fanned out to advance in a wide line. The blacksmiths did not notice as IR aiming lasers lanced from the attachments on the rifles and carbine aimed at them, unable to see the thin beams of light with just their Mark One eyeballs.
With every step closer, Michael watched every movement with more and more care, attention that was rewarded. Casually, as if they were just reaching for a cup of coffee rather than anything deadly, the smiths began to take axes and swords off nearby tables. Too late. We've got you by the balls.
"Evening lads!" O'Neill called, all swagger, "Hands in the air."
"Drop your weapons!" Zheng added with authority, "Now!"
The smiths glanced at each other, deciding what to do. One raised an axe and jumped forward a step, as if to throw the weapon. But Noye caught the attacker with his one arm and shook his head gravely, saving the man's life. Smart man, Michael thought, as he let his rifle hang in front of him and drew his pistol. Let's hope you're smart enough to know the pistol is just as deadly.
"Gentlemen, we'll be relieving you of your responsibilities." O'Neill commented in the most mocking Irish accent he could muster, as he was marching past into the armoury with Zheng.
"You'll not get away with this," the youngest blacksmith stated angrily.
Feeling like a cartoon villain just for having heard such a remark directed at him, Michael smirked and took out a roll of duct tape. "As much as I'd like to go twelve rounds on that particular cliché… Sayer, search and tape 'em up."
"Yessir," the Private replied, catching the thrown tape. The Crows stood still as Sayer pat them down, grabbed their arms and taped them together.
"Inside," Michael commanded next, pushing the men to encourage movement. The armourer ordered his subordinates to comply, his single arm mummified around his neck instead of behind his back. Michael blew out a breath. Ouch, that's gonna hurt when it gets taken off. Assuming he isn't dead by dawn.
"We're clear," Zheng reported as they all entered the armoury, "Inside and out, it seems."
The protruding part of the building that led to the smithy was full of charcoal and wood, but they soon passed into the longer and wider section beyond.
To either side of the inner doorway, rows and rows of racks stood illuminated by candlelight, filled with weapons, chainmail vests, helmets, cloth-covered wooden shields and chests. There were two doors at the opposite ends of the building, both facing west into the courtyard. Opposite one of these stood a desk with another candle atop it, a large book open on its surface and a feather pen in a pot of ink. Along the length of the western wall was a series of double shutter windows, widely spaced.
"It's Christmas, sir," O'Neill remarked with cheer, "Santy brought presents for all the good girls and boys. Mance was right, these Crows don't go around the castle armed, most of them anyway."
The Corporal was less enthusiastic, eyeing the armoury's contents warily. "Can't find the entrance to the tunnels that Mance talked about," she remarked, "And why the candles? Why are all these weapons uncovered? There's no one else in here." She kicked a large canvas out from behind the nearest rack, clearly left there to be thrown over the weapons on it to protect them from the elements.
"Doing inventory?" Sayer suggested, "That red guy, looks like a tomato? Isn't he the guy in charge of keeping lists of everything? Maybe he's looking over what they have and putting it in that book." He gestured to the desk beyond.
That sounded familiar. "Yeah, that's how Mormont described him. Must have just stepped out," Michael said. Zheng was right, there was something suspect about it, but nothing worth scrubbing the mission over. Not yet. "We continue as planned. I'll grab him if he shows. Break out the GPMG."
O'Neill saluted, and began unslinging the machine gun. Zheng secured the rear door by simply turning the large key still in its lock, then giving the door a shake to make sure it would hold under pressure. To Michael's relief, it did, but better to be safe than sorry, he shoved one of the racks just far enough to overlap with the swing of the door if anyone forced it.
Easy exit, no quiet entry. Rack-of-Swords Alarm Systems, 11th century technology at its finest.
Seeing that was complete, Sayer poked Armourer Noye with the barrel of his gun to get the man moving again, but he resisted, looking directly at Michael as he did so. "Taking hostages won't grant you any leverage. The Watch doesn't negotiate for exchanges with the wildlings, and won't with your ilk either."
"My ilk don't take hostages," Michael replied, "You're prisoners of war."
"And you're a guarantee against your friends burning down the building with us inside," Zheng added, "But that's just because we can't move you anywhere else."
True enough, Michael decided. "You won't be harmed, not by us anyway. I'm sure Qhorin Halfhand told you as much. Sayer, seal their mouths too."
The ripping sound of the Private pulling out a length of duct tape filled the room three times as he shut the Crows up. With that, they allowed themselves to be moved again. That was too easy.
Michael ordered the team to split up. Sayer would follow him to the corner at one end, Zheng and O'Neill would go to the other end with the GPMG. The prisoners came with Michael too, where they couldn't interfere with the most deadly weapon at the disposal of the team. They promptly were put on their asses and had their legs taped together in a corner by Sayer, the weapons in nearby racks tossed out of reach.
Michael opened the door to the yard and saw exactly what he expected to see; an open courtyard providing no cover at all to whoever could've wanted to cross it, stretching out between the armoury and the central buildings; the 'shield hall', the barracks buildings and the common hall.
There was only thing that felt off; very few signs of light or life could be seen across the way. Mance had said there were eight hundred fighting men at Castle Black at the time he had deserted the Night's Watch, but that had been a long time ago. If there are that many tonight, they're being very quiet, Michael thought, It isn't even that late. But in for a penny…
"We're good to go over here, sir," O'Neill reported.
Michael glanced down the hall. Zheng had the GPMG loaded and set up on top of the desk, over a pile of spare furniture and right in front of the open doorway. The candle, book and inkwell previously occupying it had all been shoved onto the floor. The Corporal was sat in what appeared to be a very comfortable padded leather chair, though she was leaning forward on the table to aim rather than leaning back to relax. At least she's comfy.
"I'll announce us. Stand to, ladies and gentlemen."
Holstering his pistol again and taking up the rifle in hand, Michael moved outside a single step. It seemed colder than it had been on the march. The wind seemed to swirl in no direction at all, only there to rob anyone of whatever heat they had. The Wall's magic? he wondered.
He found no one waiting in ambush for him around the corner of the armoury, or even on top of the arch of the gatehouse which rounded off the buildings enclosing the yard. He had been half-expecting to see Jon Stark's wolf standing there, waiting to tear his throat out. Where is the damn thing?
Not about to look a gift horse in the mouth, Michael quickly took out the flare gun he had for the occasion, and pointed it directly into the sky. As he squeezed the trigger just as he heard the sound of wood slamming on stone.
The flare shot up into the sky, bathing every surface with brilliant red light. And a half dozen crossbowmen moving to aim at Michael from the previously shuttered windows of the central buildings.
Without thinking, he bolted backwards inside the armoury again, tripping over the threshold. Bolts thrummed around him, burying themselves in the wood of the door frame and floor, skittering off the armoury's stone walls. His head thumping, Michael rolled sideways out of sight, as his subordinates returned fire.
Tracers from the machine gun raked the buildings opposite, downing the next handful of crossbowmen appearing at the windows. Michael sat breathing hard, mind still registering what had just happened. They saw us coming. But they didn't get their weapons and armour? And they had their crossbows? Why? Did they see us too late and had to grab anything they could?
"Cease fire," he ordered, "Cease fire now!"
Sayer and O'Neill obeyed immediately. Zheng let one last burst go from the machine gun, earning her a smack on the top of her helmet from the Sergeant standing beside her. The shooting over with, muffled shouts of pain and groaning replaced it. More than expected.
Michael stood up again, half-climbing up the wall he had been sitting against, and peeked out into the courtyard again. He saw Crows beginning to do the same thing, though they could likely not see anything now that the flare had dropped out of sight. Brave, Michael thought, After seeing what firepower we've got.
"Mr. Noye, did you get any warning of our arrival?" Michael asked the armourer, still tied up in the opposite corner, "Were you bait?" The man looked back blankly. His mouth was still taped shut.
Doesn't mean you can't reply. "Nod or shake your head," Michael commanded, "Did you know we were coming?" After a few seconds, Noye reluctantly shook his head.
Good. They've got nothing to resist with other than what they grabbed last-minute. Michael leaned out of the doorway again. "Ser Alliser Thorne! This is Ulysses! We have captured your armoury, along with your armourer and most of your weapons!"
No reply came.
"You have two choices," Michael continued, "Surrender the castle to me, and none of you will be harmed! Or attempt to retake the armoury and I will stack your men like firewood in this god damn courtyard!"
"We don't negotiate with wildlings!" came the grim answer, "Or wildling lovers!"
Well, if you want to play it like that. Michael looked to Sayer. "Do you know where he's shouting from?"
Sayer's lips thinned, his NV goggles sweeping from side to side as the younger man considered the options. "Might be top right window of the middle building," he said, "Get him talking again." He shifted his radio headset under his helmet to hear better.
Michael nodded. "Thorne, you've seen the power of our weapons yourself! Even if you retake this building, we'll kill so many that Mance will be able to take the Wall anyway! Do the honourable thing, surrender the castle and the deal I spoke of before is still on the table!"
"Mance won't like that," Zheng commented over the comms.
"Mance can ask me bollocks," O'Neill replied, the exact meaning of his words not entirely clear to anyone else but the sentiment crystal clear.
A crossbow bolt zipped through the doorway between Sayer and Michael, ricocheting off the floor and skidding to a halt against the wall beside Noye and the other Crows.
"There's your answer, you foreign bastard!" Ser Alliser declared, "Get a good look, they'll be the last thing you see."
"Top right, middle building, left side of the window," Sayer confirmed.
Michael brought his rifle into grip again. "Zheng. Supply him with lead."
The Corporal fired the machine gun once again. The bullets tore into the place Sayer had identified as the position of Alliser Thorne, the wood splintering and shattering. The snow on the roof and its own weight soon caused it to sag as Zheng destroyed the supporting wood beams. There was movement in all the other windows, men rushing about.
That's right, run. "Cease fire," Michael commanded, figuring that anything more was a waste of bullets.
Shouts could be heard again now that the machine gun wasn't speaking. "Fetch the maester! Fetch the maester!" "Gods, what is that thing!" "Stay away from the windows!" Or so Michael's mind pieced together. It was hard to hear exactly from distance, behind wood and stone, over the sounds of men rushing and incoherently screaming.
Leaning around the door frame again, Michael took aim through the window beyond with the most movement he could see, and let off a burst. A scream of pain was the result, followed by yet more shouting and movement.
Chaos, just as planned. With a great deal of satisfaction, Michael switched channels on his radio.
"Weirwood, this is Maple. Point Alpha seized. You're up."
The callsigns and jargon felt a little frivolous in a world where only Canadians or their allies possessed radios, but it was the little things that held together the idea that they were all still a Canadian military unit. Long may it last, Michael thought, as the sound of rustling came back over the comms.
"Copy," Ygritte replied, her pronunciation of the word in English slightly off before she got all sly and sultry, "Be seeing you soon, Mi… Maple."
She's impossible, Michael thought, switching d his radio back to the team channel. So the wait begins.
"What now?" Sayer asked.
Michael sighed. "Now we see how long it takes for them to try and kill us all."
"Oh."
A half hour of concentration watching the green-and-black enhanced world outside for any sign of attack was broken in an instant. A dull crack from an unexpected direction.
Michael might not have noticed it at all, but Sayer twisted to look where the noise was coming from. "What is it?" he asked the Private.
"Over there," Sayer said, pointing to the wall surface beside where the prisoners were sitting. Another crack, duller but louder this time, announced the slight shifting of the wall and a little waterfall of dust as the mortar holding the stone together was crushed by an impact.
The hair on Michael's neck stood on end, as recognition of what was happening dawned on him. The building had many blind spots, and the Crows had exploited that in an unexpected way. "They're battering down the wall over here," Michael reported in English to his subordinates, as the third impact hit and the stone at its centre began poking out slightly.
"I think I've found the tunnel entrance too," O'Neill said, "I hear someone fucking around with keys somewhere under the corner and muttering. The floorboards look like they can pop up and out."
The Night's Watch plan of attack revealed itself to Michael; hit the armoury from multiple directions simultaneously. The battering down of the armoury wall at the south side would be the signal for all the others to attack. The tunnels and the hallway to the forge area were likely already full of men ready to charge in. A quick glance outside confirmed many eyes looking out from edges of shutter-windows and buildings, so maybe even a mass attack across the courtyard would follow soon afterwards.
Very well thought out, but who is doing the thinking? Michael wondered, Did Thorne survive? Has Ser Rykker taken command? Or has the old man regained his senses?
Regardless, he was not about to let their plan proceed. "O'Neill watch the tunnel and the back door as best you can. Sayer, with me, we're going outside to stop them knocking down the building. Zheng, give us suppressive fire on the buildings on my word."
Acknowledgements rang out over the comms, and Sayer stood up from his kneeling position. Exhaling a long breath, Michael reactivated his IR laser, adjusted his night-vision goggles and ran his fingers over the seven grenades hanging on various locations of his body. Go time.
"Sayer, I want lots of violence on top of the gatehouse when we get out there. Zheng, now."
"Copy."
The machine gun ripped another line of tracers through the barracks once again, bursts flying out in succession as the Corporal made sure each likely location of a shooter was given attention.
After three, Michael adjusted the focus of his NV goggles and stepped out into the courtyard again. Immediately, he saw three crossbowmen up on the gatehouse, aiming this way and that in confusion. He ignored them. Worrying about them was Sayer's job, and the Private saw to it at once. The IR laser from his weapon swung upwards at the targets, quickly followed by bullets.
Four steps to the left of the door and Michael aimed around the side of the armoury the Crows were attempting to knock down. The sight of a hundred armed men greeted him, armed with seemingly anything they could get their hands on; wood axes, iron fire pokers, sharpened sticks, rough-fashioned wooden clubs. The group was guarding another twenty holding a massive wooden beam with leather straps tied around it; the battering ram.
Michael slid around the corner again, out of sight except for his head, and reached for a grenade.
"They're there!" shouted one man, dropping the ram and backing off. The others lurched to compensate in the change of weight,
"Where?" asked another, older voice. Chatter started up, the men turning this way and that, or trying to spark-ignite unlit torches with flints to provide light to see.
I must seem like a phantom, Michael thought. Aiming for a spot between the breach team and the assault force, he threw the grenade and ducked back around the corner again. There were shouts, as one or two Crows noticed the round object sail by, but this only increased the confusion.
The explosion a few seconds later was followed closely by incoherent screaming and shouting.
Tempo. Michael shouldered his weapon. "Sayer, with me." Moving back into sight of the Crows, he found a confused tangle of men seeking a target, running or crying desperately for their mothers. A few managed to get their torches, just in time to see.
Knowing that the mob could overrun him if they got momentum going, Michael didn't wait. He sighted the first of them still standing and armed, and shot him, dead on, centre mass. Thinking no more of that man, he moved on to the next, as Sayer joined in. Rinse and repeat.
The rest broke and ran, those that could. They bolted for the shelter of the nearest buildings, most bringing their makeshift weapons with them. Michael stopped firing to preserve ammunition, almost feeling sorry for them. Must be like Martians or something would be to us.
Sayer sent a few more rounds chasing after them, until there were no more targets. A few seconds later, and only discarded torches and bodies remained scattered in the snow. It wasn't hard to tell which bodies were dead and which were alive for the moment. Even in the cold, the ferrous smell of blood leeched into the air.
The Private halted suddenly, looking at something. "That's the maester's helper from the sit-down," Sayer said, pointing with the muzzle of his assault rifle at a particularly large lump under a black woollen cloak on the ground.
So it is, Michael thought, Must've been conscripted to work the battering ram. "Tarly."
The cloaked lump shook for a moment, before the person hiding beneath it poked his head out. The teenager had a long, thin cut across his cheek where something had scratched him, but the thick wood of the ram had shielded from the grenade besides that. "Yes?" Tarly asked, like he had been asked a question at dinner and hadn't quite heard it.
"Ser Alliser still in command?"
"No, it's Ser Rykker now. You killed Ser Alliser."
"Good." He's more likely to lay down arms… I think.
Michael considered what to do. Tarly was not wounded and could be taken prisoner easily, but he wasn't enough of a threat to be considered a true combatant anyway. But he did have certain rudimentary skills, if memory served. "Help the wounded. I'd prefer if they didn't all die."
The kid rose to his feet, tears flooding his eyes. "Yes, my lord."
I'm not your lord or the Lord, Michael thought, opening his mouth to respond.
Gunfire from inside the armoury stopped him. A glance behind showed no attack from across the courtyard.
"We need you back in here sir!" O'Neill shouted over the radio, "They're getting in!" More gunfire followed.
The tunnel and the back door… "Roger. On our way." Not wasting another second, Michael left Tarly behind and strode back around and through the doorway, Sayer close at hand.
Crows with torches seemed to be all over the armoury now, grabbing swords or failing to dodge the bullets flying at them from the other end of the building. O'Neill and Zheng could only be seen intermittently through the crowd of them.
The nearest was hunched over the three taped-up blacksmiths, attempting to cut them free with a dinner knife in one hand, while holding a reclaimed battle axe in the other. The sound of Michael's boots hitting the wooden floor alerted the man, who immediately lunged forwards.
Too close. Michael let loose the remaining bullets in his rifle's magazine, six or seven shots riddling the man from belly to sternum. The attacker lost the strength to use or hold his knife or axe in the space of half a second, but his body still impacted with full force. Pushed back into Sayer, Michael attempted to untangle himself. The man clawed at them both to stay standing, as if managing that feat would keep him alive.
Shoving didn't seem to work, but Sayer soon connected with a vicious punch to the head over Michael's shoulder, sending the dying Crow sprawling to the floor and leaking blood everywhere. At last.
Moving to let Sayer in, Michael pushed his goggles out of his eyes, and reloaded. Once that was done, he moved along the edge of the wall opposite the inner door, keeping out of the firing lines of Zheng and O'Neill's weapons. The Crows's faces turned about, noticing the new threat. But no charge followed, for fear of being shot in the back.
The next few minutes were a blur for Michael. The pistol did its job, and Private used Arran's rifle to the same effect. Rack-by-rack, Michael and Sayer cleared the armoury. Men in black cloaks cowered, pounced, ducked or swung swords to try and prevent it, but all of them ended up dead.
The only interruption to the blur was the memory of him throwing a grenade into the adjoining corridor to the forge area then kicking the door closed. The last he saw, the next group of Crows were running straight into the kill zone.
Its explosion signalled the end of the assault too. The Crows still inside the building ran for their lives, for any doorway they could think of. They failed, save for one man who crawled out almost unnoticed, having pretended to be dead before. Sayer had missed the shot as the man opened the inner door, ran through it and closed it behind him.
Full sensation returned to Michael as he found himself standing in front of O'Neill and Zheng. Both were breathing hard, the floor around them a sea of spent brass and bodies. A crossbow bolt was lodged in the desk's leg, inches from the Corporal's gut. Sayer was coughing, hunched over a small pool of vomit nearby.
Yet all eyes seemed to be on him. What's the problem? "Report," Michael said to the Sergeant.
O'Neill gathered himself, standing straighter. "They came through the roof too, sir. The tunnel was a diversion. They saw we were shooting from both doors at the ends and all reasonable paths." He pointed to a spot on the ceiling, maybe ten feet away from the machine gun nest, where the roof slates had been removed.
Michael looked up at the hole, then down at the floor, finding nothing. Removed the roof quietly, didn't just smash it in. Didn't make the mistake of removing the entire roof, which would've forced us to leave before we could be trapped with in an enclosed space. Rykker is smart.
"We're lucky. If they had attacked in force from across the courtyard at the same time, they would've overrun us. Guess the suppressive fire when we stepped out to deal with the battering ram convinced them that was a bad idea."
"Are you okay, sir?" Zheng asked, looking up from the desk at him, her NV goggles flipped up to reveal an aghast face.
Michael cocked an eyebrow at her. "Yes, Corporal. Why?"
"You're covered in blood, sir," O'Neill said, "Then there's that fuckin' abattoir behind you to consider." Michael glanced back at the bloody floor covered with dead, at least thirty of them. The prisoners still taped up at the other end of the armoury averted their eyes, fearful. Even Noye, a guy not likely to be fearful a whole lot.
It was me or them. Michael thought with annoyance. "It's not my blood."
The Sergeant stared and frowned. "I can see that, sir."
There it is, the strange look after a fight. "Not my first rodeo. I'll tell you all about it some time. The assault force can't be far now."
"They're coming!" Zheng grumbled, her NV goggles back over her eyes and aimed out the door again. She began shooting again, adjusting the machine gun this way and that.
Fearing the Crows would get in through the other doors, Michael grabbed Sayer and navigated through the corpses back to the other end of the building. Zheng's curses came over the radio as they arrived. The machine gun had run dry, needing another belt of bullets. And the enemy were coming in strength.
The moon had come out from behind the clouds, but the courtyard was dark in a different way; a sea of black cloaks. Men and boys of all ages poured from the doors of and gaps between the buildings, holding everything and anything that could be used to brain a human being to death. Leading them were the knights, easily identified by the fact they actually had swords and armour.
Too many, Michael's mind whispered. Zheng opened up with the machine gun again. Sayer and O'Neill joined in with rifle fire. It was too late. The bodies of those directly in the firing line of the machine gun would provide just enough cover, and the rifles would need to be reloaded far quicker. It was a matter of seconds before the enemy were inside. "Back off from the doors, bottleneck th…" He stopped.
An arrow had come from above, out of nowhere. In seconds, more arrows peppered the mass of men, enough to get their attention. The charge stopped, as did the shooting, without any order being given by anyone. A great roar went up, accompanied by the screeching of metal on metal.
They're here! Michael thought in triumph. He stepped out of the doorway, unnoticed by the Crows. Their attention was too focused on the arrival of the Thenns, advancing in a shieldwall through the gate. A forest of bronze-tipped spears levelled against the Crows, who began backing off away from it.
From the sides, both behind the armoury and through the other buildings, the men of Ruddy Hall were appearing too, cutting off all avenues of escape, one by one.
And atop the gatehouse and keep roofs, a bright red road flare suddenly ignited, revealing Ygritte and her weirwood longbow, along with the Laughing Tree tribes's archers on every raised walkway and peak. The Crows began balling up as a clump, the realisation that they were surrounded moving each man by instinct to face the nearest enemy.
Almost entirely according to plan, Michael thought with satisfaction, Good thing Zheng stopped shooting, or they would've fought to the death. There was only one thing left to do.
"Ygritte, hold fire," he said over the comms, knowing she would've switched channels on arriving at the castle. His eyes scanned the Crow force for Ser Rykker, and found the knight less than twenty paces away, backing off. He opened his mouth to speak, but had to steady himself first. Fatigue was setting in, the fatigue of killing too many up close.
"Ser Jaramy Rykker," Michael stated, raising his rifle at the man.
The knight shifted his gaze from the gatehouse to Michael, his face a picture of indecision, his sword and shield still in hand. Many of the Crows to his sides did the same. "How?" Ser Rykker asked, "This many could not have climbed."
"We used our weapons to breach the Wall at the Nightfort. Or should I say the Giantsfort, it's theirs now."
A mocking smile flashed briefly over Ser Rykker's features. "I would call such a thing impossible, if you were not all standing in front of me."
Michael lowered his weapon a little, to show his face. "You fought well. You didn't give up even after we seized your weapons. You tried very hard to take the weapons back, forcing us to kill far more of your people than I was hoping for. But my country has never lost a war. Surrender the castle to me, no more of you will be harmed without cause. Or you can look to the wildlings for what answer they'll give you instead."
Ser Rykker shook his head. "I cannot yield. Your wildling friends would cause havoc in the Seven Kingdoms, to noble and smallfolk alike. Chivalry demands I resist them. For every one of them I kill, I save the lives of men and the virtues of maidens they would take later."
Probably true. "You won't kill any. My subordinates will shoot you all down, now that you've kindly gathered in one place."
Rykker scoffed, or feigned it. Don't try and break into Hollywood, good ser knight.
"As for the Seven Kingdoms, Mance and I made an agreement. There will be no repeat of previous invasions by the Free Folk, they will settle the Gift. I'm sure some warriors will disobey their King, but better a few hundred raiders than a hundred thousand dead men marching to the Others' tune."
Michael raised his weapon to his shoulder one last time. "Live to help us keep an orderly peace, or die here with your entire brotherhood. Your choice."
The knight did not reply for what seemed like an hour, and when he did, he had no words to give. He sheathed his sword, unbuckled it from the belt it was attached to, and placed it on the ground gently.
The Crows followed suit, though none of the knights or men were gentle with their weapons, throwing them down hard or far to land at the feet of the Thenns. Michael knew the hatred there would not disappear, but knew that the era of the Night's Watch being able to act on that hate was just about over. All that was left was the formality.
"On behalf of Her Majesty's Canadian Forces, I accept your surrender."
Chapter 18: The Old Bear
Chapter Text
Despair and fatigue threatening to overwhelm him, Jeor looked on from his chair as the wildlings entered the mustering square. The sky was clear and the sun shone strongly, the Wall weeping in the heat.
Why do the gods bless us with such a day, when we have had to burn so many fallen brothers? he wondered, the smell of burnt pine and ashes hanging in the air, Do they approve of what has happened? Or do they seek to console us?
First of the tribes to come was the disorganised, smiling throng of Ruddy Hall. Fur-clad warriors and spearwives led by the stout figure of Tormund Giantsbane himself, laughing at some jape and pulling his beard. His group came alongside Jeor's own small escort, and the chieftain gave a mocking wave with a stolen longsword. His closest friends swung their own purloined weapons experimentally, thinking they were being menacing.
Jeor's sadness and tiredness were momentarily replaced, as annoyance shot through him like a strong drink. It was not your effort that beat us, it was that of your allies! he wanted to shout at Giantsbane… But it was not the occasion for such remarks.
Next came a dozen unicorns and their lance-bearing keepers, the creatures so large that it made the riders look like children to those more used to horses. It had been decades since Jeor had seen a unicorn, or smelled one, and he wished it had been a decade more. They were even less pleasant south of the Wall, the heat doing no favours for their scent. The horses in the stables misliked it too, neighing in annoyance as the group passed.
The Thenns marched in next, a smaller group as some of their warriors were guarding the halls where Jeor's own men were imprisoned. He had never seen them in person himself before that very moment, but the reports of his rangers over the years took new life in front of him.
They were not boisterous like the Ruddy Hallers, and remained so quiet that Jeor wondered if their tongues had been cut out. Their fur clothes were draped in bronze discs and scales, and their spearheads were also bronze. They too had steel longswords from the armoury of the Watch, but they carried them sheathed on belts and had fewer of them.
The leaders of the Thenns were father and son; a tall man lacking hair or ears, with a slightly shorter and considerably younger man with receding black hair. Both had the same sharp face. Both stared as they moved past to take their place in the yard. There was no hate in their gaze. Jeor could tell when a man had that in him. They were simply as curious about him as he was about them, he decided.
Another group came, rhythmic drumming announcing their arrival. Led by a banner of a weirwood with a bloody red smile on black, a near-perfect column appeared marching up the last few yards of the Kingsroad. They held long pikes, longbows and crossbows against their left shoulders as they marched in unison. Maces and axes hung from their belts, black chainmail covered their furs, all raided from the armoury of Castle Black itself.
And every single one of them could not have seen more than five-and-twenty years.
Jeor's heart rose into his throat. Gods preserve us, he thought, They're marching shoulder-to-shoulder and in step with the drum. The newcomers were clearly wildlings, the furs made that apparent. But their display of discipline was almost unreal for their kind. Neither the foot of the West nor that of the Reach march with such coordination. Who are they?
The answer to his question moved into view.
Walking alongside the column was a man Jeor had never met before, but was without a doubt one of the Canadians.
The warrior was tall, broad, and carried his sorcerous ranged weapon in large hands. He did not wear the grey-and-white that his fellows had worn north of the Wall. His clothes, round helmet and many-pocketed armour were instead a strange mix of greens, black and brown that weaved together. His eyes watched the wildlings, his feet following the cadence of the drum more closely.
Jeor, and everyone else in the mustering yard, watched the column as it came on. Every wildling marching in it kept their heads pointed forwards, as if no one else existed.
At the shout of a command in a language Jeor had never heard of, the drumming ceased and the standard-bearer stopped dead, halting the column directly opposite the entrance to the tunnel through the Wall. At another word of command, every warrior turned on the spot, presenting a line to the yard and letting the butts of their pikes rest on the ground.
"That was better," the Canadian leading them intoned gravely in the Common tongue, "But nowhere near good enough. Do not think just because we have taken the castle that the fun is over. We're going to drill on this every night, ladies and gents, until you get this right!"
Groans came up from the men and women, and enough muttered complaints to echo across the yard. The lump in Jeor's throat subsided. Not so disciplined after all. Not yet, anyway.
The hubbub was interrupted by a throaty roar unlike anything Jeor had ever heard before, like a dog growling continuously without end. The sound got louder, and the thing making it rolled into view: A carriage moving without a horse, atop small wheels that seemed to roll out its own road then gather it up again. It was pulling a second carriage of the same construction.
Jeor's mouth dried up watching it move around the buildings on the last stretch of the Kingsroad. He had been warned about the strange 'magicks' of the Canadians. He knew this was called a crawler or bee-vee, but seeing it was entirely something else.
Both the carriages were dark green. The front one had metal cages over what Jeor assumed were its eyes, and a strange white plate attached to the front with writing in an unknown script. Glass windows of stunning clarity were fitted at the front and sides to allow people inside to look out. They're not only strange and mighty, Jeor thought, They must be wealthy beyond reason. Glass windows on a war machine?
Two of the occupants were familiar. The one calling himself Ulysses was sat inside. His assistant in the red hood stood in a position out of the roof of the front carriage, behind yet another sorcerous weapon.
The one driving the metal beast was not familiar. They peered out from a seat beside Ulysses, holding a wheel that could only be for directing the whole machine. They were dressed in the same manner as the man who had led the column of warriors.
A woman, Jeor realised, Qhorin was not mistaken. He could not credit her place among these warriors.
If these Canadians or Ithacans were so powerful and wealthy, as their machine and weapons would indicate, why did they need to send women to war? Bear Island's women lived under constant danger of raids from wildlings, and thus it was natural for them to train and fight. Do these strangers hail from a homeland under similar danger?
The horseless carriages turned into the corner of the yard and out again, moving almost like a snake in its curved movement, before presenting its side. Ready to leave as easily and quickly as it had arrived.
The red-hooded man… a boy, really, turned his large weapon on a swivel towards the tunnel through the Wall at the other end of the yard. Jeor restrained a flinch as its aim moved over where he was sat with his escorts. Memories of the power of such weapons were at the forefront of his mind, and this one looked even larger than the ones Ulysses had brought to the parley at the Nine Weirwoods.
Once the weapon was in place, Ulysses himself opened the hatch-door of the front carriage and disembarked, pulling at his doublet to straighten them. His dress was entirely different to that he had worn to the parley.
On his head was a soft green hat with a gold brooch pinned to its front.
His upper body was covered by a dark green doublet of some kind. Strange pins and symbols were sewn onto its front and shoulders, including coloured ribbons in a row on his left breast and a short script in white-on-black on his right. This was worn over grey-green shirt with a thin dark green cloth tied around the neck and tucked inside the doublet.
His pants were the same dark green, and came down to polished black leather shoes so shiny that the light reflected off them. The shoes were not entirely suitable, just barely keeping out the slosh of the snow covering the flagstones.
He bore only a small weapon, the same smaller one that he had used towards the end of the fighting at the weirwoods, carried in its own sheath and strapped to his leg.
He has not come for battle, Jeor knew, He is showing that he has already won.
Ulysses walked straight towards Jeor and his party, as if hearing the thought, and waved for his officer to come. The large man in command of the wildlings broke into a sharp pace to join him. As did two of the wildlings themselves; a redheaded girl of eighteen or nineteen carrying a weirwood longbow that was a foot taller than she was, and a boy of the same age with a spear and mace.
The strange leader greeted the other wildling chieftains as he passed, giving firm nods to the unicorn riders, Ruddy Hallers and finally the Thenns beyond as he reached a place just in front. Only then did Ulysses turn his dark blue eyes onto Jeor, looking down at him in the chair, covered in furs. This time, there was no strange hand gesture or salute.
Damn Rattleshirt for putting me here, Jeor thought, his heart heavy, If I could only stand and see this man eye-to-eye. He was too weak for it, and had to be carried out of his tower to see to his duty that day.
"Lord Commander Mormont," Ulysses said, "I'm glad to see you're still breathing."
Just about. "So am I," Jeor replied dryly, "My fevers broke only days ago. I've spent far too much time bed-ridden."
Ulysses' mouth tightened at that. "I have wondered what would have happened without that arrow."
"Wonder no more, sir," said his larger subordinate gruffly, "Many men would still be alive. That's what would've happened." The young woman with the red hair snorted, shaking her head.
Ulysses spared his subordinates a glance, and then stared at Jeor for a moment. "Maybe," he said, expressing his doubt, "I'll do proper introductions later, when we sit down and explain what the future will hold for you and your men. For now, have you been informed what happened last night? Aside from the obvious."
Jeor's jaw clenched. I curse the day that Alliser Thorne was born, the southron King of Fools. "I was told."
"Well, I'll tell you again: Unconditional surrender," Ulysses said, "It means I will determine your fate. But I can't really do that without Mance's agreement. I'm planning to take me and mine back to my country, whatever decision I come to is one he will have to live with. I do not expect this to be pleasant for you, but I will protect your lives and dignity to the best of my ability."
Jeor felt the weight on his heart release ever so slightly. "I will rely on your word for that. Though I do not know how far I can."
Ulysses leaned forward, bringing his eyes to the same level as Jeor's own. "Ask Ser Alliser's ashes if we keep our word," he stated calmly, "I promised him that war with my country would have consequences. He got what I promised and hundreds have paid with their lives for his stupidity. I promise you life and dignity. You will have that, if at all possible."
He straightened up again. "Let's get on with this." He turned to the two young wildlings and nodded. Grinning like children, the two broke off in a run, shouting for others to join them. A section of the marching column handed their pikes off to their fellows and sprinted to join the two, slipping and sliding in the mush of the snow.
Jeor knew where they were going; the upper tunnel, where the gates to the main tunnel could be raised and lowered. The true humiliation begins now, he thought, expecting a torrent of warriors to flow through the tunnels.
Yet when Mance Rayder did appear, it was with only a small group.
The 'King' himself stepped out of the tunnel and into the light first, wearing a helm with raven's wings on its side. His shoulders covered in his black wool and red silk cloak, the very object that caused his desertion from the Watch according to Qhorin.
Two beautiful women with fair hair in braids came next, one in grey furs and another in white. They squinted for a moment, their eyes adjusting to the brightness, before looking at each other with smiles and linking their arms. The Queen, Jeor knew, And the Princess. Qhorin had not exaggerated about them either. They were some of the loveliest creatures that Jeor had ever laid his eyes on.
A small number of warriors followed after, then a young boy carrying a banner on a spear appeared next, raising it as high as it could go. The banner was white silk with a sky-blue stripe across it, a warhorn stitched in the centre in spun gold.
The wildling chieftains and a few others immediately broke from their own warbands and wandered over to their king and queen. Giantsbane laughed and slapped Mance's shoulders, the Thenn leaders greeted the newcomers more formally, the unicorn riders shook their hands. Yet Ulysses and his subordinate remained next to Jeor, watching.
'King' Mance noticed this, bid his entourage to stay, and walked over alone. Ulysses and his subordinate saluted as he approached.
"Your Majesty," Ulysses said solemnly in greeting.
"Wallbreaker," Mance replied cheerily, taking off his helm to reveal long brown hair streaked with grey, "I believe that's what they're calling you now."
Jeor scowled. He still did not know how the men of Ithaca had breached the Wall, or even where. Those details seemed to be omitted. How can we defend against the dead if the Wall has been broken? he worried.
Mance gestured to Ulysses' clothes. "What in the name of the gods are you wearing?"
The Canadian gave a blank look, like he hadn't expected such a question. "My combat uniforms are dirty, and my civilian clothes aren't suitable for what we're about to do. This is." Mance's brow raised, but he accepted the explanation.
"Can we move onto practical matters?" Jeor stated with annoyance, "I did not come down here to hear an exchange of pleasantries."
"Indeed not," Mance replied, his eyes flashing with anger, "It's been a very long time since we have spoken, Lord Commander. And I was not anyone worthy of a lengthy conversation then, not with the great Lord Jeor Mormont. How far you have fallen."
He could not enjoy this less if he was threatened with a beating. "This is the Watch," Jeor replied, "Any man can come and accomplish great things. You had not distinguished yourself any more than Qhorin had, or others of the Shadow Tower."
"Yet now here I stand, a King," Mance laughed, "And there you sit, at my mercy."
Jeor had no answer to that.
"Mormont's right about one thing," Ulysses interrupted, "We need to get formal re-introductions out of the way and talk about practical issues going forward. We matters settled here and every minute counts. And we still do not know the strength of force that Stark will send against us."
Stark… Jeor thought, Whether it's Eddard or Robb, they will be wroth if Jon has died.
"I have some idea," Mance replied, "Which is why I agree with you. We can talk practically, once I know the gates to Castle Black will open to my people. Until then, this is nothing but a pleasant visit."
"That isn't the plan," Ulysses stated.
"I am doing nothing that we have not agreed before," Mance smiled, "We have already selected those who will go first. But nothing in our accord said you would play the role of gatekeeper. As if you could do so with only four warriors to begin with. Even you have to sleep eventually."
Jeor eyed the horseless carriage, its weapon still aimed at the tunnel and the young man in the red hood looking bored. Mance speaks rightly, he thought, He has the advantage.
Ulysses looked down at Jeor for a moment, and sighed. "You're not wrong. We didn't say we would settle the matter of the Crows first before allowing your people to pass. Though they are my prisoners and Castle Black is mine, not yours. Remember that."
Mance inclined his head to acquiesce. Satisfied with that, Ulysses of Ithaca turned to his subordinate. "Issue orders to guard the stores and buildings. The refugees are to be moved on from the castle. Get our unicorn riding friends to defend Mole's Town too. Then have Ryk open the gates." His subordinate replied by way of their strange hand salute, and marched directly off towards the column of troops.
Mance smiled brightly, and reached out of his cloak to grasp Ulysses' arm in friendship. "You are a man of your word."
Jeor did not hear the Canadian's reply. Mance's cloak had parted in a different way, revealing a sword. One with a white wolf's head pommel, red garnet fragments on the creature's eyes.
Longclaw. "Does Jon Snow yet live?"
Mance cocked an eyebrow. "Aye, the boy lives. As does Halfhand and most of those you sent north scouting for my friends here." He gestured to Ulysses.
"Why do you have his blade?" Jeor said, "That is the ancestral sword of my house at your hip. It is not for you."
"Taking your enemy's weapon as your own is not unknown north or south of the Wall."
"Jon Snow is not any enemy. He is Eddard Stark's son, Robb Stark's half brother. If you wish to impress upon either the need for peace, you would do well not to rob their family of their rightful property."
Mance and Ulysses looked at each other, before the latter spoke again. "How do you know we care about what the Starks think?"
It was Jeor's turn to smile. "I am no fool, and I have spoken across a parley fire with you before, Lord Ulysses. You were capable of breaching the Wall all along, or so your warriors claim, yet you still attempted negotiation. It is not stretch of thinking to say you would do so again."
Jeor pointed at Mance. "As for you, I have no doubt you are aware of the forces that the Starks can bring to bear, and of the fate of the previous men calling themselves King Beyond the Wall."
Amusement twinkled in Mance's eyes. "I see no reason why that means I should give up a trophy well-won. The sword did not belong to them originally, and they will be happy simply to know their kinsman lives and is not mistreated."
Jeor leaned back in his chair. "I am Lord Commander. What my 'Crows' will do depends on my word."
"I could simply have you killed," Mance said, "End the Night's Watch forever. We have more men to guard the Wall than the Watch has had in centuries."
"I think you know that your men will like not such a duty."
"Enough'll prefer guarding the Wall to death by the White Walkers, I expect."
Ulysses cleared his throat. "Give the sword back to Stark. We might have the soldiers to guard the Wall, but we don't have the builders to keep it standing or the support personnel to keep the warriors fed, clothed and armed. Mormont does. One sword is a small price to pay."
Mance half-snorted at that. "It's Valyrian steel. A weapon that can kill the Others, or so it is said. Not a small price to pay."
Jeor saw his chance. A path for his men out of being thrown in the ice cells or unceremoniously executed.
"Very well. Give that blade back to Jon, guarantee we will be allowed to continue our duty as before. If your men take oaths to the Old Gods that they shall not betray us, all those that guard the Wall alongside the Watch will be armed and armoured in our manner."
Mance stared, considering the idea. Jeor knew he didn't have to point out the advantage to his offer. If the Wall is held by the Watch, fewer men need to stay here and more can go south to deal with the Starks. Not that it will help. The banners are already called. The Starks and their vassals could crush the wildlings in an afternoon. And when they are, we can reclaim the Wall, if need be.
"Not armed in your manner, entirely," Mance replied at last, "Chainmail and helms we can use, but steel swords and spears mean little to a wight and even less to a White Walker. We need dragonglass too, Mormont. I believe your own maester said it can be bought cheaply. I'll have a dragonglass blade for every warrior and spearwife."
Jeor nodded slowly. "I had a raven sent to Dragonstone immediately after Lord Ulysses and I spoke last, asking for the material. It will not be enough for all of you, but we can ask for more. Lord Stannis would be glad of our gold. War is brewing in the south, which works to our advantage; he will be less curious about why we need the stuff. I can only hope that we get it before the piracy starts up."
Mance looked like the cat who caught the mouse, sensing he truly had the advantage. "One more thing. I would have young Jon Snow swear an oath to defend us. If he is going to carry the sword, he will use it for our benefit."
Resisting an explosive outburst of objection with all his might, Jeor saw right through what Mance was attempting to do. The man means to drive a wedge between the Starks. Carefully controlling his voice, he gave the best response he could think of. "I do not think Eddard Stark's son would have any objection to swearing an oath to defend you against the Others. He has already sworn a similar oath to the Seven Kingdoms."
"The oath shall be to defend us against all threats," Mance countered, "After all, the ironborn and Essosi slavers are no friends of ours. And we do not have the Iron Throne's protection."
It isn't the slavers you would have him fight, Jeor thought. "I will let the boy decide if that is an oath he wishes to take. He'll not fight his kin."
"I don't recall saying that he should," Mance said slyly, "We shall work out the details later. I'll take my leave for the moment, I can see the gates opening."
The metal was indeed rising again, more slowly than usual. Jeor assumed the wildlings operating the cranks were unused to the particular way they had to be turned. Old machinery, Jeor thought as the 'King' left, It'll never be replaced now.
"There's something I'd like to discuss, Mormont," Ulysses said, "The state of politics in these Seven Kingdoms. We require all your correspondence with the Starks for a start, as well as all books and maps relating to the country."
Jeor bristled, not having expected such a command and cursing his incapacity of the previous night. I need to delay him. "Books and maps I have, but I had my stewards burn all messages when I was told we were under attack. I was loathe to have them fall into the hands of a man who will not give me his true name, even in victory."
Ulysses smirked. "You're a surprisingly bad liar, Lord Commander." He gave a wave to the horseless carriage, causing the driver to leave her seat and begin to walk over. Next, the weapon strapped to his leg was relieved from its sheath.
The driver turned out to be YiTish of all things. She was dressed in the same clothes and armour as the large man from before, though she was far shorter. Her face was lovely, but her eyes were so dark as to be menacing, even at rest. The weapon cradled in her arms like it was her child only heightened her dread. A mother to Death itself, Jeor thought, before bringing himself back to reason, Or she likes to think herself so, mayhaps. Disarmed, she would not be so formidable.
Ulysses turned to newcomer. "We're searching the Lord Commander's tower, Corporal."
"Yes, sir." The pair walked around Jeor and his escort as if they weren't there. Seconds later, the stream of Free Folk from the tunnel through the Wall flowed into the sunlight. Women and children carrying weapons and packs, pulling sleds and carts, with animals being led on ropes.
Jeor said and did nothing. His ruse had been seen through, Mance and Ulysses would soon know a force was coming to stop them. There was nothing he could do now but preserve the Watch and its cause. May the Gods be with the Starks.
Chapter 19: The Library in the Vaults
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The 'wormway' vaults of Castle Black were winding, connecting to others at random intervals in a way clearly designed to prevent intruders from finding where they wanted to go. A passage to the barracks here, others to the various towers there, even the one to the armoury which Ser Rykker had used as a feint. Others were storerooms, mostly for vast amounts of grain and other foodstuffs, judging by the stacks of barrels and bags. The air was dry and cool, as the tunnels were carved into the rock, not just the soil.
The meat is probably in the Wall somewhere, Michael thought, his stomach complaining for food. Tarly and Stark were ahead, wary enough of the pistol in his hand to keep looking back at him.
"What do you want with us?" Jon Stark asked for the second time. Evidently, 'you will find out' hadn't been a sufficient answer.
Exhaling a breath through his teeth, Michael realised he may be scaring the crap out of them. Good thing the wolf is locked up.
"Since you can't make up your mind about the damn sword," he began, "You're going to assist your maester with certain tasks for us in the library. Ones that require the ability to read and write in your languages. A skill that very few people here seem to have. I figure you can handle it." And young enough not to be impossible to convince to help.
Stark seemed to accept that, his eyes shifting in thought.
On the other hand, Tarly's face returned to a healthy colour, rather than a walking dead man. Bad joke, Michael. The boy had been in the building designated as a hospital, the 'Shield Hall', still following the order he had given two days earlier to help the wounded.
By now, those that could be saved and those that were doomed were known. Their fellow Crows couldn't do much more, nor the 'woods witches' that did the healing work of the Free Folk.
"You never did say," Tarly said, thinking aloud.
"Say what?" Michael asked. The boy half-jumped out of his skin, realising he had gave voice to his wondering.
"J-just how you speak our language without being able to read it at all. Did you have someone from Westeros to teach you, but they couldn't read? A sailor, perhaps? Or a slave?"
"Don't strain yourself. You'll find out how we speak your language down here too."
The library itself was in perhaps the largest single vault, a long tunnel running a considerable distance, with a higher roof than others. Stacks, boxes and shelves of books and scrolls were packed into every place they could be. It smelled odd, not like the milled paper and glue Michael expected of a library. There were more natural scents in the air. Well, they do use animal skins, he thought to himself, trying to ignore it.
Sat around a long table with two camp lights on it, the Sergeant, Corporal and Private appeared relaxed, if not busy. A metal brazier on a tripod provided heat and more illumination, a small pile of wood nearby to feed it. The musty scent of the books gave way to a pleasant smoky pine one.
The group was joined by the ancient Maester Targaryen, ancient, grey-robed, multi-metal chain around his neck, as well as Taryne of the Laughing Tree, still dressed in the deerskins and furs she had worn at Gilly's Hall.
The latter was the only trusted 'Free Folk' person who could read the script of Common Tongue as opposed to the runes of the Old Tongue. Unfortunately, her grasp of the written language turned out to have limitations on account of her isolation north of the Wall, and O'Neill had radioed up a request for help. Tarly was the first person to come to Michael's mind. Jon Stark had been hanging around with him and was just the bonus.
In between the group on the table was a small pile of paper notes, all curled as they had been rolled up; all the raven messages that could be found in the Lord Commander's 'solar', his quarters and those of Ser Alliser Thorne. For a place that was allegedly so isolated, the Wall got a lot of mail.
"What are those lanterns?" Tarly asked quickly, advancing towards the camp lights. His question alerted the others, and all three of Michael's fellow Canadians stood up and saluted. Michael saluted back and gestured for them to sit again. Keeping up appearances for the Crows, he mused.
Tarly went over and picked up the first camp light, turning it around in his hands. "No flame? How?" he asked, incredulous.
Michael detected a quid-pro-quo to be had. "Electrical lights. Same thing as lightning, just not as powerful or dangerous. I'd be happy to explain the principles after we're done." Not that I'm an expert.
Tarly nodded, which made his face jiggle in an unflattering way, and placed the camp light down again like it was made of fine china. Michael gestured for him to sit.
"Is this what we'll be reading for you?" Jon Stark asked warily, picking up a random message from the piles, "Raven scrolls?"
"That's your job, assisting Taryne," Michael confirmed, gesturing towards the rather busy woman, "Tarly will be doing a little research for us instead."
The Maester gave a wheezing laugh. "A harder task, if truth be told."
"It doesn't matter, I like reading," Tarly chirped, leaning forward onto the table and brimming with optimism out of nowhere, "What do you want me to look into, my lord?"
"Politics, history, geography," Zheng listed off flatly from her seat, before her voice took on a much darker tone, "Magic."
Tarly's brow knitted deeply. Jon Stark's idle browsing of the messages ceased abruptly. Yeah, that's the reaction I'd expect of rational people, Michael thought, We're in the right place.
The Sergeant cleared his throat to clear the air. "To be a bit more precise on that last point: Everything you have on the Isle of Faces, magic of the Old Gods, the nature of the Others… and anything you might be able to find about people travelling to other worlds. Myths, legends, historical accounts, anything."
The implication was obvious, but unavoidable. All necessary to make sure Mance wasn't a liar or simply culturally inclined to accept such stories. The Free Folk accepted the existence of magic as a matter of course.
Tarly's knitted brow was joined by a gaping mouth. "Uhhh?"
Stark threw down the message he had been holding. "Other worlds?" he asked, "Who are you?"
"Who us?" O'Neill replied with false indignity, hand to his chest, "We're the Mickey Mouse Brigade. We kill you with a wink and a smile." He proceeded to give Taryne a wicked wink and smile, which sent her shaking with quiet laughter.
Michael looked at O'Neill with disapproval. As if things weren't complicated enough without references no one would possibly get.
"No need to confuse things, Sergeant."
"Ah sure, he's going to be confused either way."
Jon Stark shook his head. "Are you incapable of being honest?"
O'Neill shrugged. "It's more that you are extremely unlikely to believe us. I'm sure you can guess why."
Jon looked between the Maester and Tarly, as if checking to see if he wasn't the only one hearing it. "Are you seriously suggesting that you are from another world?"
"Pretty much," Sayer replied with a shrug, "And we're trying to get home. But even though we use magic all the time, we don't understand it or how to use it."
"What magic do you use?" Stark asked, "You appear as men to me, not sorcerous beings."
"Men eh?," Zheng replied, her eyes watching the kid over the top of a random tome, "You may need your eyes checked, little boy." Jon Stark bristled, but also blushed furiously. Michael and all the others grinned widely. Well, now we all know Jon Stark's type: Short and feisty.
"Language, Jon Snow," Maester Aemon stated as a matter-of-fact, "Whether or not they are from a land very far away or from another world, do you not think it queer they speak the Common Tongue so properly? Yet we have never heard of their people?"
Jon recovered from his furious blush. "Which people would that be?" he asked in reply, "Ithacans? Canadians? Perhaps they are neither. They won't even tell us their real names."
Michael sighed and sat down. The time was always going to come, he thought, I suppose we have been impolite for long enough.
"I am Michael. The big guy is JP or Padraig. The guy wearing the red hood is Louis. And the not-man with the book is Leanne. We're from Canada. The Free Folk lady reading the messages is Taryne. She's from Last Hearth. Nice to meet you."
Michael offered his hand. The young Stark scanned the room and then looked at the hand with an unidentifiable emotion, but took it regardless.
A firm shake later, and Jon sat down himself. "Last Hearth?" he asked Taryne.
"I was taken young," she replied, to the horror of Stark.
"Have you not other names, Michael?" the Maester asked out of the blue, "Names of your houses or families?"
Michael glanced at Taryne in thanks. She had warned a question like this would come. To be common is to be nothing, she said. They will try to see if you are nobles. "Our other names and titles can wait," he said, "Given that I'm the one that won a total victory and not the Night's Watch, we'll be entertaining my wishes tonight."
He looked at Stark. "Your brother or father is sending an army up here, for sure. Every time a King Beyond the Wall has gotten south of it, the Starks send an army."
"Every time," Taryne agreed, "And the only time they seem to care overmuch. People being taken from their homes by raiders doesn't even warrant a raven."
Though he felt such criticism of the Starks was valid, Michael waved that off. It was a distraction. "Now, we need to know when that army is coming north, what way they'll come and how many are coming to play. And you need to tell us. Because we both know what is coming south. Nothing, I repeat, nothing can be allowed to get in the way of moving the Free Folk out of danger."
Jon Stark looked away, his face a picture of turmoil.
"Mance is gathering more wights," Michael continued, "We will have the evidence we need to change minds about fighting a war with the Free Folk. We hope so, anyway. But any deal we might make with your father and brother will depend on the strength of our forces."
Michael leaned back onto the table. "Your choice, Jon Stark. The fate of hundreds of thousands of people is in your hands." Nothing like a guilt trip.
Not waiting for Stark to make an immediate reply, he turned around to the table and asked Zheng for her report. Her task had been to find maps of Westeros and the Seven Kingdoms, and it appeared she had been successful. She began lifting several leather cylinders onto the table and uncorking them to access the contents. O'Neill pulled Tarly out of his seat to go gather the books needed.
As a large map of the Seven Kingdoms was unfurled on the table, Michael noted with no small degree of satisfaction that Jon Stark had resumed his browsing of the raven messages. Either he is thinking about helping or he wants intel, but in both scenarios, he'll provide us with what we need provide.
"Sayer, watch the guy," Michael commanded in English, "Keep it low-key. He's reading those messages, watch his face and alert me if he pay attention to a scroll."
"Yessir," the Private replied with a smile, picking up another one of the map scrolls to pretend to look over.
"Is that your true language?" Maester Aemon asked, "It has a strange cadence, as if more than one tongue were mixed together. Though that is not unlike how you mix the Common and High Valyrian tongues when speaking with us."
"It's one of two official languages," Michael replied, "One of the tongues we speak in the Army, among government and for trade. But our people speak more than two hundred languages, as their ancestors are from every corner of our world."
The Maester smiled widely, revealing strangely healthy teeth. "How wonderful!" he said, "I should have liked to visit such a place."
"I'm sure we can accommodate you," Michael said back honestly, before turning to the table. He paid close attention to the large map for the first time.
Westeros was a long continent sprawling out north to south, with nine administrative divisions, each clearly marked with a coat of arms. The large parchment was oriented the wrong way, showing the continent south to north from his perspective. Strange, he thought, If you squint, the continent looks like Britain below with an upside down Ireland on top.
"Where would the Isle of Faces be?" he asked, "In a lake somewhere, right?"
"In the 'God's Eye' lake, yes sir," Zheng replied, pointing with one of her little fingers, "The one here which looks like a space rock hit. It's the only one that matches the description the Free Folk have given us." She indicated a place in the south-central region, inside the zone marked with a fish of some kind but near one marked with some sort of three headed dragon.
"Not great," Michael decided aloud, tracing the potential route, "We pass by what is probably Winterfell given the wolf symbol here. Then through a bottleneck on this isthmus here that's protected by a castle and a swamp. There's a large river in the way, and the lake itself has this even bigger castle on its north."
"Not a short distance to drive," Zheng noted, "And doubt the road is Highway 1 either."
"Yeah. Your job will be to work out how far we can get on our fuel, Corporal. Roughly. At the very least, I'd like to get to our destination and be north of that isthmus again before we have to hump it or ride horses the rest of the way." Or damned unicorns.
"I'll see it, sir." Zheng took out a clear plastic ruler from a pocket to begin measuring distances. Or guesstimating them at least.
"Sir," Sayer warned, "Look at Stark."
Michael turned his chair around, and found the young man shaking slightly in his own, eyes wide open. A message scroll was in Stark's hand, the paper unrolled. Hanging from a string attached to the rough paper was chunk of red wax with a stag stamped into it. What's going on?
"When did this message from King's Landing arrive?" Jon Stark asked the Maester.
"Eighth day of the eleventh moon," Aemon replied, "Two days ago, on a large raven direct from the capital. A rare thing. Even more unusual that the wax was red and not black-and-yellow, though the Baratheon stag was upon it."
"Did you know what it said?" the young man said getting out of his seat, his voice rising in volume, "Did you know and say nothing?!"
Aemon Targaryen licked his lips, unperturbed by the outburst. "No. Royal messages to the Lord Commander are to be delivered directly into his hands. Ser Alliser read it as Acting Lord Commander, and seemed greatly pleased by it. But he did not tell of its import."
"That's where I found it," Zheng chipped in, "In a chest of his belongings, on its own. It's the only message with that stag on the wax."
Royal messages, Michael thought with irritation, Don't tell me they're mobilising the whole state in response to our incursion?
Jon made to leave, but Michael grabbed him roughly by the arm and pulled him back. "What does the message say, Jon?"
The young man grimaced, bitterness making him unable to meet Michael's eyes.
"The King is dead," he said, "My father has been arrested for treason, for trying to overthrow the rightful heir. A lie. The new king demands all lords proclaim their allegiance. But I know my brother. He will never do it. It's war."
Michael felt like lightning had gone through him, feeling the opportunity for peace slipping away. The brother will mobilise his armies. If he's going to war in the south, he won't tolerate a threat in his rear to the north. Time is running out.
But there was also opportunity, Michael knew. Dealing with the Watch cleanly, for one. He pulled Jon back into his chair for a chat. "And what were you going to do? Run to the stables, take a horse south and break your dear old dad out of prison? Aren't you a man of the Night's Watch? Mance did tell us what that means. But he also said something along the lines of 'There has never lived a Stark who forgot an oath.'"
"Old words," the maester said, lost in memory.
Jon turned his head, tears coming. "I do not know what I was going to do. Robb will be marching, I should be with him… but the dead are coming."
"And your watch is not yet over," Maester Aemon said, "Though only you can decide your fate. You may love your family, Jon Snow, but love is the bane of honour, the death of duty."
The young man slumped, supporting himself on the table.
This is a bit too much for a teenager. Seeing there would be no more fleeing, Michael released his grip on the guy and sat down on the table. "I don't see any reason why your duty should clash with the love of your family in this case," he said, "We still need to reach agreement with Mormont. He won't agree to do anything unless you get that damn sword."
"I'm not sure he should," Jon interrupted, "Mance and his people are wildlings. The stories told about them can't all be lies. And you…"
"We're alien and deadly, I know," Michael finished for him, "But we're also strangers in this place. We'll need a credible witness to what has happened, a guide to the customs, and someone that local leaders can recognise to speak on our behalf. This someone would have to come south with us."
Those words seem to lift weight off the young man's back. "Me?"
"Who better than the brother of the lord to convince him we're not all a bunch of bloodthirsty maniacs. And that the 'army' the King Beyond the Wall has is mostly non-combatants, women and children."
The young man wavered. "I won't be your hostage."
"Your safety would be absolutely guaranteed, even if you are still a prisoner of war. When and if you go free is my decision."
"You want me to take Longclaw back and swear an oath of my own to defend the wildlings. Like Mance does."
"And tell us how many troops your brother has already dispatched to deal with us. We can't really talk peace if he's attacking the Free Folk's women and children, can we? We haven't moved more troops south yet." Unless you count spearwives and the rest of the Laughing Tree tribe, but I doubt the lords of Westeros do.
"We're looking to stop a massacre," Zheng said, "Mance has already agreed to keep everyone in the Gift. All your brother has to do to keep the peace is patrol the border."
Jon Stark said nothing for some time, enough that O'Neill returned with Tarly carrying a stack of tomes each. The Sergeant gave a thumbs up, to indicate that they had found the books. A questioning look around the table followed. Michael held up a hand to forestall any intervention.
"I cannot betray my family or the Watch," he said, "I cannot aid you."
Michael could see the terms set out by Mance weren't going to swing it. Even though the threat to drag Jon Stark in front of his brother trussed up was a possibility, that would be fundamentally unwise diplomacy. Time to change the deal. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. And if Mance doesn't like it, well, that's what rifles are for.
Throwing up his hands in defeat theatrically, Michael slid down from the table into his chair again. "Okay, clearly you're a hard sell," he said, "You don't want to betray your brothers, real or adopted. You know what? I get that. It's a reasonable and honourable position."
Jon Stark looked relieved, thinking the badgering was over. Think again.
"So here's what I'm going to do," Michael continued, "The Night's Watch don't interfere with politics, I know. But I feel there's a loophole there. If you come with us as a liaison officer, you may be put in danger. It's only right you be able to defend yourself in those situations, right?"
The young man cocked an eyebrow. "I'm not sure I understand liaison officer fully," Jon said, "But if you mean I come with you to speak for the Watch, I agree. I would be allowed to defend myself."
Michael smiled. Gotcha. He leaned on his elbow over and traced a finger down the Kingsroad once more, to the God's Eye. "Our destination is the Isle of Faces," he said, "Would I be right in saying that going there means wandering into the area of war operations? Against these what? Baratheons was it?"
"And Lannisters," Jon corrected, holding up the raven scroll, "The message says the Queen-Regent rules in King's Landing. She is a Lannister by birth."
Michael waved his hand. "Whatever, whoever. You come with us, I think it's inevitable we'll end up fighting them. Armies don't let unknown armed parties wander across the A.O. unmolested. They'll try and stop us."
"I don't think they'll negotiate either," Zheng agreed, "Simply asking them for passage isn't going to work And if I know politicians, I doubt even showing them wights will make much difference. The threat is too distant for the moment."
"Even if they do believe us or care, it'll take time we don't have," Michael nodded, "Point is; what you want is to fight for your brother's cause without breaking your oath. This is a way you can do that."
"That is not in the spirit of the oath," Maester Aemon said, "We defend the realms of men. We do not fight their wars."
"One man cannot fight a war," O'Neill scoffed, "And everyone has the right to reasonable self defence. If his position in our ranks is that of a diplomat and it's part of a treaty obligation, then it's all above board."
"Mayhaps," Aemon said inconclusively, "Who can say? There is no authority which governs these things, other than the Lord Commander. Though it may be the opinion of his brothers of the Watch which matters most."
"What do you think, Jon?" Sayer asked, "Is that something you could live with?"
"I could," Jon said easily, "But you are not only asking that of me, are you?"
Progress. Michael clapped his hands once in celebration. "You're speaking about your family. You don't want to fight them or betray them in any way. Forget the oath that Mance wants you to say. I'll convince him to give up the sword. Valyrian steel or not, a peace agreement with your brother is worth far more."
"I won't be held for ransom to that end," Jon said, "As much as I wish to fight for my brother and defend my father's right."
"And you won't be," Michael said, "I'll swear an oath to that effect. You'll swear not to fight us or the wildlings. That's how we'll do it."
A ghost of a smile passed over the Stark's face for a moment, before dying.
"I won't tell you what size a force my brother is sending. I won't betray my family like that either."
Michael clenched his jaw. So close. "As an officer, I have to balance my own military objectives with a long list of standing orders and laws. Many of which weren't written for this situation. I'm not permitted to stand by while thousands are murdered for the 'crime' of wanting to stay alive. Those that cause such situations deserve what they get."
Jon Stark flushed with anger, though kept his face impassive in an impressive feat of self-control. Protective of his family and honour, like Mance said he would be.
Michael could see he had went a little bit too far. "But I am not allowed to wage a war of aggression either," he said, "So I won't just go slaughter your brother's soldiers. The line between peace and war is needle thin here. Knowing how many people are committed to attacking us will help us prepare a defence that doesn't require bloodshed. And I'd prefer to use my weapons on the dead men and ice demons. They make for more fun targets."
"I won't tell you," Jon insisted defiantly, "It won't help peace, it won't help the Watch. You can find out from these scrolls anyway. It would not only be betrayal for me to tell you, it would be stupid."
Realising he was simply antagonising the young man by asking, Michael gave up. Stark wasn't going to crack. If anything, it looked the whole affair was going to stop him going south at all.
And if Jon wouldn't give up the intel, other measures were needed. "Maester, do you have writing materials for a raven message?" Michael asked.
The maester did not baulk at the request. He answered by way of rummaging in his robes, producing a roll of paper the same size as the others. An inkwell and a pen made out of a feather came out next.
"Grab those please?" Michael commanded Tarly. He was obeyed.
"You want to send word to my brother?" Jon Stark asked.
"I do. We're pretty sure you didn't get any message off to him before we took the castle. We had your rookery watched for birds. None flew out before we took it, and we've permitted no one to send one since."
A sour look on Jon Stark's face and the maester's quiet confirmed the assumption that no birds had flown as correct. That doesn't mean Eastwatch didn't get a raven off, Michael reminded himself.
"Tarly, I'll speak, you write," he said. The boy began to put aside his books and loaded the pen up with ink.
"Taryne, watch what he writes," O'Neill added, "Let's not play any games with this."
Tarly glanced at the Sergeant's rifle and gulped, to the latter's amusement. O'Neill wouldn't hurt him, of course, but he would lie about that until 'the cows came home'.
Michael started his dictation.
"To Lord Robb Stark, on behalf of the Canadian Forces in Westeros." He paused to think where exactly to take things, as Tarly began scratching the words onto the paper in tiny lettering. Tell the truth on intent, Michael concluded, Bluff on our available intel and military strength.
"By now, you are aware of our existence, along with the army of the King-Beyond-the-Wall before the gates of Castle Black, and the war initiated by Ser Alliser Thorne on behalf of the Night's Watch against us."
Tarly continued writing. Taryne continued reading. Michael looked to her for confirmation. She gave the nod. The boy wasn't making anything up. Soon, Zheng scooted her seat over to read too. Or watch. Michael doubted she could understand.
"I write to inform you that the war is over. Canada and her allies stand victorious. This past week, we breached the Wall at the Nightfort, and have seized all remaining Watch castles."
"B-but you haven't done that," Tarly asserted bravely, "We know you've taken Eastwatch and, well, here. But we've had no word from the Shadow To…"
"I asked you to write what I said, not evaluate it," Michael interrupted, "And by the time this message reaches Winterfell, we'll have the Shadow Tower. We know that castle has the most experienced rangers. Which is why Mance sent the ice river clans, the cave dwellers and Six Skins' tribe to take it."
And to thin out the numbers of those cannibals, making Six Skins look bad as a bonus, Michael's mind reminded him, There's no guarantee at all they'll be enough to get the job done.
Tarly got the hint to leave it be and asked for the last section to be repeated, which Michael obliged him on. For a moment, only the crackle of wood in the brazier and scratching of feather on paper could be heard. It was strangely soothing. It was almost regretful when the sound stopped and Michael had to continue dictation.
What questions might be asked, he wondered, other than if Jon was still alive and well. I need to inform them of developments to an extent to cause them to want to negotiate.
"All surviving Night's Watch personnel are prisoners of war. They are being treated with dignity, by my order, and remain under their own command. Your brother Jon lives and is healthy. Lord Commander Mormont will send his own message in due course."
Heavily censored of course, Michael thought, But at least they'll know the Crows are not all dead.
"As of the ninth day of the eleventh moon, the Free Folk have been permitted to move south of the Wall. They are under orders of their King and agreement with Canada to go no further than the Gift."
Might as well confirm the scale of the threat…
"Our war was with the Night's Watch, as they stood between us and safety from the most deadly threat imaginable: the Others. No doubt reports of them and the dead men marching under their command have also reached you. Continued conflict between us could mean death for all concerned."
Need some information, Michael thought. "Where's the nearest Stark castle to here?" he asked, not directing the question to the table rather than to anyone in particular.
"Last Hearth," the maester answered, "Seat of the Umbers."
Taryne raised her head from the messages in front of her at once, and Zheng accidentally dropped the leather cylinder she was holding. Umber, Michael thought, That's a familiar name. A family famous for their hatred of wildlings… Now if I was Robb Stark, who would I send to fight them?
It was time for the bluff.
"We are aware that you have begun to raise a force at Last Hearth to defend or retake the Wall numbering in the tens of thousands."
Jon Stark shot to his feet. "That's a lie," he declared, "You have no notion how many men-at-arms are being sent."
He didn't deny it was coming from Last Hearth, Michael noted with bemusement. "That may be. But it's logical. Mance has tens of thousands of warriors. Your brother would be foolish to send only a small force to face them."
"He will not think you made an assumption, he will think you knew."
"Good, it means he'll think we found the message. Or someone told us."
Jon blinked, then narrowed his eyes. "Why?"
Michael pointed at him. "So you are relieved of any obligation to tell me. And so in the event of a peace agreement, you can fight alongside us against your brother's enemies. Valyrian sword in hand, doing your duty to both family and the oath of the Crows."
"Fighting the Lannisters is not defending the realms of men," Maester Aemon said with annoyance.
Political stupidity of this sort ought to be a crime, Michael thought darkly, Or is it simply ideology? Aemon Targaryen is too old to be this naive and the Crows are no pacifists.
"Do you believe that leaving a civil war to boil over is wise right now? As dead men marching around under the command of ice demons? There is no guarantee the sight of a wight will stop the fighting, which means it might have to be ended the old-fashioned way."
"I think one man cannot fight a war," the maester replied, throwing O'Neill's words back in Michael's face, "You can do what you need to without any man of the Night's Watch. Or this particular man."
Jon clenched his fist by his side. He was swaying fully toward "If I agree to go with them, maybe Robb will make peace with the wildlings. That can only be good for the defence of the Wall."
The Maester smiled. "Now you begin to understand how you should think about your duty. The Long Night approaches, and the realm will need to be united. Be careful you do not prolong the war among the living, when bending the knee might save both your father and the realm. Remember your ancestor, Torrhen Stark, who swore to the Targaryens and their dragons, saving the North and thus the Watch."
I thought the royals were Baratheons, Michael pondered, Is the Maester a royal? And dragons? Please God, no. No damn dragons. Ice demons are enough.
"The Lannisters are not the Targaryens," Jon asserted, "The dragons are gone."
Thank you, god of infanteers everywhere, Michael prayed.
"Robb will never bend the knee," Jon continued, "And the northern lords would never allow it. No army has ever marched from the south to conquer the North and succeeded. But if we have to fight in the south and north at the same time, our strength will be wasted. Winter is coming."
Aemon inclined his head with a heavy breath. "Then make your choice."
Jon looked to Michael. "I will come with you, if the Lord Commander allows."
"Thank Christ," O'Neill proclaimed, "About time."
A sentiment Michael could get behind fully. "Tarly," he started, "We'll continue."
"Our purpose in writing this message to you is to avoid war by a negotiated settlement. We shall depart Castle Black at the earliest opportunity and make directly for Winterfell under a banner of parley. Free Folk representatives will accompany us. Your own brother to represent the Night's Watch."
Michael frowned, not sure how he should sign the letter off. "Put whatever is the norm for ending such a message, Tarly. I'm not sure what the etiquette is."
"Your name and titles," Maester Aemon replied.
Back to this again, Michael thought.
"Time for the big lie," Zheng said in English, smirking.
"Strictly speaking, we're not going to lie," Michael replied, again in English, "We're just going to be strategic with the truth."
Zheng laughed heartily at that. She had always liked the idea of pulling the wool over the eyes of the Westerosi. The discussion about how to appear noble to the Westerosi had been a fun one for her. She had even chosen a 'sigil' and sketched it, a Chinese dragon holding the maple leaf.
Michael wasn't finding the coming execution of the plan fun at all. Pretending to be noble was probably a death penalty offence, he figured. He couldn't see them escaping reprimand when they got back to Canada either. But it wasn't something they'd be thrown in prison for or a matter that would see them raked over the coals by journalists. Even O'Neill agreed to the plan.
Ah well, it's not like they can call up Ottawa and ask someone. He cleared his throat and willed the translation magic back on. "Very well. We'll give my name and titles."
"And those are?" the maester asked, craning his neck as if to hear better.
"Michael Duquesne. Elector of Calgary. Lieutenant, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry."
Chapter 20: CFB Molestown
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Mole's Town was well named, Michael decided.
For starters, it was worthy of the title of 'town', by medieval standards at least. Despite being the size of a village in terms of population, it was surrounded by farms for miles. Craftspeople and specialist industry was everywhere. There was a tailor, two carpenter shops, a smithy, a brewer… and a brothel.
It was also very much a 'mole's town'. Most of the village was in fact underground, and like the wormways of Castle Black, expanded beyond the limits of the town's above ground structures. The entrance to the brothel was the size of a shack, but it was a three floor affair when you got underground.
Around the town was a palisade made of stout oak logs from the nearby forest. Its construction had always been part of Michael's plan, commencing the very morning after the place was taken by the unicorn riders. He thought it would take far longer to complete than it did.
The population were told that the Free Folk would soon be passing through the Wall and every single soul pitched in to help. Between their manpower and the strength of unicorns to pull logs, the work was quickly but roughly completed with almost indecent haste. There was even enclosed spaces set aside for the Laughing Tree tribe, the horses and the unicorns.
It was this half-underground village-turned-fort that was to be the place for another great meeting of leaders: Free Folk, Crow and Canadian.
On the morning of the thirteenth day of the eleventh month, Michael walked through the hard mud and sprinkling of snow to the entrance of the palisade that led to the Kingsroad to wait for the Free Folk chieftains to arrive.
He went alone. The others were still asleep and wouldn't be needed for some time, so he decided to let them have the extra hour or so of shut-eye. The town's few streets seemed deserted, until he made his way around the smithy building and into view of the entrance.
There seemed to be an entire impromptu market there, tucked inside the walls of the entranceway that had been designed to trap people storming it. Along one side was a series of tables and carts with goods for sale. Everything from sacks of foodstuffs to tools to sex. On the other side were lots of Free Folk milling about, bidding on things like it was an auction. Between all this and the village was a thin line of armed and armoured Laughing Tree warriors, seemingly under command of Ryk.
What in the name of Trudeau's wig is going on here? Michael thought, marching over.
"Ryk!" he said, in Officer Voice No.1.
The man flinched slightly, before his thin head turned to the source of the noise. He looked considerably less like a fish than usual, as his eyes were half-closed with early morning sleepiness. "Gods! Must y' be so loud," he slurred.
"What the hell is all this?"
"Tradin', what's it look like?"
"Who said anyone could do that here?"
"No one. The women over there set up a fuck-tent to take silver from the folks passing south on the road. It worked, then everyone in town brought their own trade."
"And there's no one stealing?"
"The villagers are armed and there's nowhere to run. Even the women have crossbows."
Fuming, Michael bit his tongue, lips drawn back in anger. "Ryk, are you telling me the Free Folk women coming down from Castle Black are buying sex from the locals?"
The man looked confused for a moment. "No? Well, aye. A few."
"So there are men buying sex here."
"Aye. Boys more than men, most of them."
"I seem to recall agreeing with Mance that there'd be no men south of the Wall. If these guys are old enough to fuck, they're old enough to fight."
Ryk snorted. "Aye, that they are. Though a boy is far more able to fuck when young than he is able to fight men grown. I know, I started early on both!" He chuckled to himself, and opened his mouth to explain further.
Tales of the man's early sexual career were the last thing Michael wanted to hear. The man was barely an adult himself. "Stop right there. I don't care. They went ahead and did this without asking, now I've got a nightmare on my hands."
"How can you have a nightmare on your hands? Dreams aren't pork fat, Michael Duquesne."
Michael felt a deep urge to slap his own face. "The Free Folk outside now know there's food and other valuable things in here. So we'll need to set extra guards. When Taryne finds out, she's going to be pissed."
The woman was to be administrator of the base after Michael and the others went south, and having been kidnapped herself, she wasn't likely to appreciate the situation like a stoic.
At last, Ryk looked genuinely sorrowful for his inaction. "If I'd known it was such a problem…"
Michael sighed. There was no point reprimanding the guy. I need to remember they don't think like I do, he thought, They're not in the Army, not really. He decided to use the problem as an opportunity.
"Whatever. Here's what you're going to do. None of the locals leave this area without being searched. They're going to pay a fifth of whatever gold, silver and copper of what they're carrying when they're done trading, from now on. No thieving from whatever they don't sell though. I'll explain why later. I'm going to wait outside for Mance."
Ryk grunted with displeasure, but agreed to do as he had been ordered, muttering about kneelers and their ways.
Reservations about taxes being too much like kneeling, no doubt, Michael thought to himself, cheered by the thought, Or wondering what the difference between taxes and stealing are. He'd fit in well in Alberta.
With the situation seen to, he walked into the crowd. Or rather, through it. Wearing his CADPAT and armour once again, cleaned of the blood of the Crows, he was instantly recognisable to every Free Folk person present. They parted for him like the Red Sea, saying their greetings. He nodded back.
The so-called 'wildlings' were doing strong trade with the locals. So the raiders aren't hugely representative of the total Free Folk population, Michael pondered, Or at least raiding isn't the only way they acquire things they don't have. What was more surprising was the amount of gold and silver changing hands. The Free Folk didn't have coins, but they did have jewellery of every sort that reminded Michael of old Celtic and Viking works that he had seen in history books.
Near the 'fuck-tent', there was a cacophony of shouts. A small young man of sixteen or so exited, wearing nothing but a patchwork fur coat around his shoulders and a crossbow bolt in his bare arse. He staggered, until some friends about the same age and size came out and carried him, followed by a pair of armed prostitutes that were barely more dressed.
The whole collection seemed to pause on noticing Michael, as he did on noting them. Great, that's the last thing I need. I really should've specified what 'children' meant when I said they could come south.
He pointedly took the rifle hanging off his front in hand, causing the audience's eyes to widen sharply. "Get out and go back to your mothers," he told the young men, "Get that wound looked at."
The boys sent dirty glances back at the women at the tent entrance, but complied. Michael knew what those looks meant. This wasn't over. He turned to the prostitutes.
"Your business today is concluded. Get back to the brothel. The leader of the warriors back there is called Ryk. He'll want a cut of your earnings today. Tell him I said to double the guard."
"By what right do you take what is ours?" one of the prostitutes demanded, "What we have earned with our bodies?" The other shook her head and pulled the first inside the tent again.
"Fair question," Michael muttered, wondering how he'd actually answer for a moment, "It's not like I'm the CRA."
He quickly moved on, finally making it out of the palisade perimeter. The Kingsroad ran directly outside, and it was easy to see how the Molestowners had been able to attract people inside; the little market was directly visible from the highway. If you could call it that. It was little more than a wide dirt path on raised earth about two feet higher than the farmland and woods around it.
The whole road and a great part of the field beyond was packed with people, animals, carts and sleds on the move, all moving south. Every woman appeared to be a spearwife, carrying a variety of weapons of bronze, stone or antler-bone. No shortage of children walked along either, though these were usually on the older side and there seemed to be very few infants. No mystery why that is, Michael thought sadly.
Every person had a spring in their step though. Many raised their hand in greeting to Michael, as if he was an old friend. The Wall being between them and the Others had raised their spirits, he knew, but it was still very strange to have people credit him with their salvation. Though he was not alone in that credit.
A few minutes after he had stopped to wait, Michael heard a great cheer erupt from the north, and following it, a cavalcade of shaggy horses and ponies led by Mance. The King rode quickly, his black-and-red cloak flapping in the wind. Mormont was with him, looking considerably more healthy than before, though his face was grim as ever. The chieftains, the witches from the Fist and some Crows followed behind, Tormund Giantsbane and Jon Stark being the first visible. The Free Folk got off the road to let the riders pass.
"Lord Duquesne," Mance greeted as he arrived, "You weren't waiting too long I hope?"
"Not long, your Majesty," Michael replied, his words polite but his tone dry, "Welcome to Her Majesty's Canadian Forces Base at Molestown."
The King's eyes swept over the palisade wall. "The place is unrecognisable," Mance declared, "You work swiftly."
"Well, we make do with what we have. You wanted us gone from Castle Black, as did Mormont. The Laughing Tree still needs a place to call its own."
The Lord Commander said nothing.
Mance was equally bemused. "You're not sour about my demand still, are you? You got what you wanted. Jon Snow here, Longclaw, the message to Robb Stark seeking peace…"
Michael resisted a scowl. The price of Mance going along with his plan had been steep. He did not want to give up the Valyrian steel sword. He hadn't wanted to give up Jon Stark either. He had even stopped the sending of the message to Jon's brother on the basis that it was a warning that the Wall had fallen.
It was only when Michael pointed out that Eastwatch likely had the time to send a raven that the King relented. Even so, Mance wanted Castle Black put under his direct control, so that if the Others attacked, he could open the gates to everyone who needed to escape. Without the need to wait for Canadian verification of said attack.
On this, Mormont agreed with him; the presence of Michael and the other Canadians was something he wanted rid of. Mormont also extracted a concession to send out riders to warn the villages of the Free Folk presence, which wasn't something Michael really objected to in the first place.
"I'll get over it," Michael replied at last, "For now, you can all dismount and come with me."
The largest underground space in the village was chosen for the war council. It was a winter storm shelter of sorts for those that normally lived in the ramshackle houses above, and contained plenty of furniture for the job. It smelled slightly of mold but it was otherwise clean. There were three fireplaces too, with chimneys cut directly out of the rock.
By the time Michael re-entered it with Sergeant O'Neill, the space was full of Free Folk, a gathering not unlike what he had seen at the Fist of the First Men. The fires were blazing, the air more humid, and the whole space echoed with conversations. There was barely enough space to get into the room from the tunnel. Didn't think there were this many.
"Can't wait to get back to a world with deodorant, sir," O'Neill muttered, "And showers."
Michael smiled. "Right, because we gravel technicians are the dictionary definition of hygiene right now. Or ever. Only people in the Army who keep that fresh are the circus performers at Disneyland on the Rideau."
"I don't think the staff at Defence Headquarters would like you calling them circus performers, sir."
"It's the best description for people who send a light infantry battalion to the NWT for the sake of publicity. Our own world was going to hell already, plenty of guys in need of lead poisoning. It's only pure chance we landed in a place we can make a difference, if only because we need to get home. But if you're so concerned, put it in your report when we get home, and we'll see."
O'Neill gave a single, loud laugh. "Don't tempt me, sir."
Much of the nearby conversation died, the Sergeant's volume having drawn attention. The room got quieter and quieter as Michael navigated through the standing crowd to the circle of tables and chairs at the centre of the space. Soon, it was silent, all eyes watching the latecomers. What, did I insult them by coming last? "Apologies for being late," Michael declared politely as he could, "Don't worry about us. Keep talking."
This did not restart the chatter, and was instead met with general confusion. With the exception of Queen Dalla, who broke out in a smile, and her sister Val, who had a strange contempt in her look. Mance is a lucky man, Michael joked to himself as he finally reached the tables directly opposite the royal party.
All the surviving chiefs from the meeting at the Fist were around the circle, save for Six Skins. Lord Commander Mormont, Jon Stark and a steward of some kind were also given a place, though they were guarded. In front of each chieftain was a weapon, laid flat on the surface of the tables. Michael could see Longclaw in front of Stark.
The witches stood inside the circle of tables, blessing the place with burning wreathes of a pleasant smelling wood, chanting quietly as they moved.
There was no shortage of new faces; pledges from latecomer tribes to the cause of King Mance. Michael had little doubt that all scepticism about his leadership had evaporated, for the moment.
Ygritte was present too, looking as imperious as possible for someone standing barely more than five feet tall. Flanked by Taryne and Ryk, she was sitting as representative of the Laughing Tree tribe. Michael's throat tightened a little at the sight of her. What am I going to do…
According to Ryk, she had been chosen because she was the person among all the Westerosi closest to the Canadians. Closest to Michael specifically. He didn't know if that was a good basis for choosing leaders, but she was at least cooperative and was learning fast. At last, the Free Folk resumed their conversations and Michael began to sit down in the empty seat beside Ygritte, giving her a cheerful nudge that she returned with a grin.
Mance rose to his feet and began to speak.
"Here we are."
He raised both hands to either side of him.
"South of the Wall!"
A cheer went up, followed by the chieftains slamming their hands on the table.
"What feels like a century ago, the threat of the Others became so great that I and others set out to unite our peoples to defeat the Crows and reach this land. Our land!"
Another shout of approval.
"And the gods sent us powerful friends to help us. I have no doubt that we would have conquered the Wall on our own. But the Canadians gave us a better way. We have spent far fewer lives to take it, and have done it sooner than any of us had dared hope. Our ways of hospitality brought us a great boon, and we have much to be thankful for to Michael Duquesne and his fellows."
Tormund jumped up from his seat, half onto the table in front of him, drinking horn in hand. "Hail the Wallbreakers!" he roared at the top of his voice.
"HAIL THE WALLBREAKERS!" the room replied, so loudly that it seemed like the world shook. Michael glanced at O'Neill, not entirely sure if he should respond or how he could.
"Hail Mance, King of Wall and Gift!" Tormund added.
"HAIL MANCE, KING OF WALL AND GIFT!"
Mance smiled at his friend and waved for him to sit down. "Thank you, Tormund," he said, "I can see you've embarrassed our Canadian friends a little."
A round of laughter followed.
"Perhaps they are not used to such praise," Tormund said, pulling his long beard as he resumed his place, "But we Free Folk do not let great deeds go unremarked."
"And I have no intention of stopping you," Michael replied.
"As if you could, har!"
Isn't that the truth. You'd need a straitjacket and ball-gag to stop this guy drinking and shouting.
"We've done something that the Free Folk have never done before," Mance continued, "We have defeated the Night's Watch and made peace with them."
There was loud grumbles of complaint about that.
"No, friends, we can be proud of that. We have made peace on our terms. But now I face the familiar problem of all our kings… Joramun. Gendel and Gorne. The Horned King. Bael the Bard. Raymun Redbeard. They all came south. They were all broken by the armies of the Starks. And those armies are already gathering."
Harma Dogshead stood and pointed directly at Jon. "There's a Stark sitting right there, Mance," she said, "What need do we have of worry over Stark armies when we hold a son? We should trade him for the Gift and have our peace."
Shouts of agreement and disagreement boomed over that. Michael listened. It was as expected. Realists, idealists and sadists, all competing to have their way.
Mance eventually cut through the noise. "The lords will not allow that," he said, "Jon is a bastard and a man of the Night's Watch. Aye, he is a good man and wise beyond his years, his yielding to us showed that."
Jon shifted in his seat, uncomfortable with the attention. Is it the bastard part or the compliment he doesn't like? Michael pondered.
"But the lords of the Starklands care not. A Crow bastard's life will not prevent raiding, or soothe the long hatreds we share. The lords will raise their own host if the Starks do not. And I have pledged to our Canadian friends not to use the boy as a hostage."
Harma glanced Michael's way, and he met her gaze, bracing for an argument. But instead of saying anything against freeing Jon, she inclined her head and sat down. Interesting, Michael thought, She doesn't want to speak out against us. We have some real clout here. It was the only reason he could think of that would shut up a chieftain.
"I have gathered you to consider our path," Mance said, "As I have often done. The first thing we must consider is whether or not it is wise to continue sending only women and children south of the Wall."
So that's his game. He wants to change the deal. Michael straightened up in his seat. But why?
"As I said when we agreed on that," he started, "Everyone we get south of the Wall alive is a victory against the Others. Everything I've heard about the Seven Kingdoms tells me that fully grown, armed men of the Free Folk are everything they fear and hate, exceptions though there may be."
Michael paused to let that sink in, but feared he wasn't convincing anyone.
"So we rely on the warriors to keep the dead at bay. We rely on spearwives and a select few tribes to secure the Gift. When all the women, children and herds are through the Wall, the men will come through and defend it. That is the way to keep the most number of people alive."
There was quiet as the chiefs considered this.
"As for what the Starks will do, I can promise you they'll be dealt with. One way or another. And Harma was right about one thing, there is a Stark here."
Michael looked to the young man in question. "Jon, would your brother hunt down 'wildling' women and children who are no threat to him or his war?"
All eyes turned to Jon Stark for the answer. It came at once. "Never. But I cannot speak for his lords. Some have less than honourable reputations."
"His lords do not obey him?" O'Neill asked.
"They might act before he knew," Jon replied, looking to the rest of the circle, "Soon he will go south to the Riverlands. That's a long way from the Gift. He would punish those that mistreat your women, but that would be afterwards. His justice cannot bring back the dead or undo rapes."
"There you have it," Mance declared, "From Eddard Stark's own son. We need to bring a bigger host south of the Wall to defend ourselves. Not from the Starks themselves, but their bannermen."
Michael stood up. "You said the Starks' armies have beaten yours whenever they've met. If you bring your warriors through the Wall and the Starks refuse to talk peace as a result, how do you plan to defeat them while also defending the Wall from the Others? To say nothing of these ironborn and slavers you have mentioned before."
Mance stared, his tongue working in his mouth. He didn't want to be challenged on that. "The host assembled beyond the gates of Castle Black is the largest the Free Folk have ever assembled. But we do not yet possess the arms and armour for a great battle to decide the matter."
The King's gaze broke away from Michael and scanned across the room. "I would use our strengths and what the Canadians have taught us about reconnaissance to confound the Starks and their lords. I would break up our host into many smaller ones but acting as one, and turn the Wolfswood into our fortress and our Kingsroad."
"Our wargs would find the enemy before they could find us. We would lay ambushes, attack with better numbers, and take weapons from the dead. With each victory, we would gain more. Small settlements we would seize, not loot and burn. I'd make the countryside north of Winterfell into such a place that no kneeler could step outside their castles without sprouting an arrow or spear in their bellies."
A cheer went up, from every Free Folk and Thenn throat.
"And then I would gather a true host once more, march to Winterfell, and make peace on our terms, as we have with the Crows."
Processing the King's speech, Michael clutched his chin idly, scratching the beard that had begun to grow there, before catching himself.
Mance's plan was a good one. It played to the advantages the Free Folk had, and took into account the structure of their army and strategy. It was a coin toss if it would work, though maybe fifty-fifty was the best odds the Free Folk had ever had. The odds improved when Canadian arms and expertise were included. But it all felt unnecessary.
Everything fell into place. The plan sounds too good to be true, Michael realised, The chieftains don't want peace or don't believe it can be achieved.
"I will admit, your Majesty, that it is a good plan if things go badly. But in preparing for war with the Starks too early, you might make peace impossible."
"Peace is already impossible," Tormund boomed, his arms crossed, "What of the Umbers? They will march on us whether we bring our men south or not. We have maybe six thousand warriors past the Wall, two at Castle Black and four at Eastwatch. How many will old Crowfood bring? Ten thousand? Fifteen?"
"We have Mors' daughter," Michael replied, "She has seen everything that you have. She will talk to him. And we will bring wights too. Proof of the Others' return. At the very least we can delay his attack until negotiations are concluded."
Tormund's face relaxed, the man seemingly mollified, to Michael's surprise.
Lord Commander stood now, struggling the last few inches but finishing as straight as a bolt. "May I speak?"
Mance flexed his fingers, wondering if he should allow it.
"The Crow caws," Morna said darkly, her white weirwood mask changing the pitch of her voice in a strange way, "He should keep his beak closed."
Darth Vader has spoken, Michael's mind joked.
"A Crow can have a pleasant sound," Mance commented, "But is most often an irritation. We'll find out which sort this Crow is." He gestured to Mormont to speak.
The Lord-Commander inclined his head slightly in thanks. "Lord Duquesne, you speak of peace but have brought about the circumstances for a greater war. I would know your plan to reverse this."
"So you can pass it along to your friends in Winterfell?" Ygritte asked, "You love us no more than Mors Umber, Lord Crow."
"A question rightly asked," Mormont admitted, "And while I love you not, none in Winterfell has ever met a wight. Lord Duquesne sent a message to Robb Stark, informing him that the Wall was taken. That may have already ended your chances of peace. If I know the lords of the North, many will demand your destruction out of fear and pride alone."
Mormont looked to Michael. "Tarly told me what you had him write. Your declaration of peaceful intentions will buy you time. The lords will argue over it. They will argue over the wights and the Others too. But in the end, they will not believe you or not care. The host of the North will march against you and deal with the wights afterwards. So I ask again, what is your plan?"
"To show them a different way," Michael replied, "By bringing conclusive proof of both our peaceful intentions and the existence of the Others. Something they can't argue with."
"Not all of us are so peaceful," Styr interrupted in the Old Tongue.
Michael did not even look at the bald, earless Magnar. "You will be." He left the or else unsaid, but the message was received before he continued answering Mormont. There was no angry rebuke or promise of violence from Styr in reply. Michael had suspected that the Thenns were afraid of him and his team. They had avoided him ever since the battle at Castle Black. Now he knew for sure.
"Mance has been gathering more wights using the wargs. I'll bring them south on our crawler, with Umber's daughter. My thought was to gather all the cavalry we have and move south in a show of force, so the Starks know that they can't just sweep the Free Folk aside… but you say we don't have a lot of time, Mormont?"
The Lord Commander shook his head slowly. "The raven you sent to Winterfell will arrive later today or in the morn tomorrow. My own will arrive soon after. Stark may hide the message they bear for some time, deciding what to do about what has happened. But not for long. The lords will find out."
"How long do we have?" Mance asked.
"Two weeks at the least, if Robb Stark goes straight to his lords with the news," Mormont answered, "Perhaps a moon or two at most. He called the Stark banners some time ago, and if the speed of their gathering is as fast as it was during Robert's rebellion, a force capable of crushing you will be ready in four to six more weeks."
Dalla tilted her head. "Why are you telling us this?"
The Lord Commander sat again slowly, and folded his hands on the table in front of him. "I want you to accept whatever terms that Robb Stark offers. I know you will not like those terms. So you need to know just how close you are to destruction. Mayhaps it will make you more wise in your choices. Though I doubt it."
The chieftains glared, the Queen glared, Val glared… but Mance sat down, contemplative.
The King is too smart to miss a fair warning when he hears it. Michael thought, before he decided to ignore the Lord Commander's comment in favour of a practical approach.
"So we don't have time to gather cavalry and move it through the Wall. And even if we decided today, an army moves slower. Okay then. I will lead a small force to Winterfell. One or two hundred riders on horseback, and the unicorn riders. Not enough to be a serious threat at first sight, that should even help convince Robb Stark that we're not invading."
"What will you do if you run into Umber's host on the way?" Tormund asked, "Or the army of some other lordling kneeler?"
Michael frowned. "Go around it."
"And if you can't?"
"Fight our way through."
Tormund gave a vicious, toothy grimace. "Can I come along?"
"I'll need you here, Giantsbane," Mance stated, "As for Winterfell… What will you say when you get there, Duquesne? We tried talk before with the Crows and they rejected us. We showed every officer of the Watch a wight. It did not matter. Without the threat of war, any negotiation looks doomed to my eye."
Michael thought to answer, but was beaten to the punch.
"My brother is not Ser Alliser," Jon Stark interrupted loudly, "And the North remembers the tales of the Others."
"The Night's Watch was founded to fight them, else why would they build the Wall?" Dalla said, "It did not remember."
"The Watch is as much southern as northern," Jon Stark answered, "Men from all Seven Kingdoms are sent to the Wall to serve in it, often against their will. That they didn't believe wild northern tales or trust you is not proof that my brother will think a wight is mummery."
"Enough," Michael said, "Let me worry about wights and wild northern tales. I'll give Robb Stark the same offer I proposed before. All will take sacred oaths to not fight or raid. The Gift will be yours, Mance. All those that will not kneel can stay there. Anyone who would kneel can go to Stark territory. No one who refuses to do so will be bound by the oath after all this is over and can go north of the Wall again." If there's anything left there to sustain life…
A rumbling chuckle bubbled out of Mance. "Oh Lord Duquesne, you lack imagination. Even if Stark agrees, what price do you imagine his banners will demand for such an agreement? He will almost certainly demand hostages and our weapons, so we may not rise against him for a generation. You do not have the right to decide for all of us if we wish to put the children and kin of every chieftain present here in the hands of those who hate us."
Ah ha, so that's the problem, Michael thought as he examined the King, The chieftains not only don't believe in peace, they are afraid he is turning tyrant or is too deferential to me, and now he's pressuring me to soothe them. The man did not look all that regal, though his queen did. It did not matter, how he rose to become leader of his nation was obvious; he was smarter than almost all of them.
It did put Michael in a bad position though. If I insist on telling them what to do, I'll lose this argument. He sat down with a theatrical sigh, and pulled his pistol from its holster on his leg. Gasps of shock and outrage erupted, the room watching the weapon as it was placed on the table in front of him like all the swords in front of the chiefs.
And now that you have been reminded… "You're correct, I do not have the right to bargain your children across the negotiating table. But luckily, I don't need the right and I don't need to be the one negotiating."
Mance's head turned slightly, his eyes narrowed. "I'm not sure I take your meaning."
Time to play to the crowd like he is. "You've already chosen Val to speak for you with the Starks. I will take her south to negotiate on your behalf. But she doesn't have the right to bargain hostages either. Not even you do, Mance."
"Aye," said the ancient Ygon Oldfather, before a half dozen others joined him with no small amount of enthusiasm.
"Well lucky us, we've gathered almost everyone that Stark would want a hostage from," Michael said, stabbing the table with his forefinger, "Right here, now, this council can decide what terms can be proposed and what won't be. Talk through and take a vote on each item. Whether that's swearing allegiance, hostages, gold and silver, help for Stark's war... Anything a majority of chieftains approve of, Val can make a part of your offer."
The chiefs looked at each other, and consulted their direct neighbours , Mance leaned back in his chair, sending the wood creaking as he did so.
Three cheers for parliamentary democracy. "I don't need to tell you all the stakes here," Michael continued, gesturing around the circle of tables, "Don't worry about looking strong. I will make sure it looks like you have the advantage without you bringing the whole army any further than the Wall. We need every man on top of the damn thing, not south of it."
"And if Robb Stark or his bannermen refuse good terms?" Val asked, "If they think nothing of a 'wildling' girl sent to speak peace with them?"
Michael already knew what was expected of him in that scenario. He really did not want to do it, but he knew the entire plan would collapse if he didn't at least promise to. "We will do what we did when the Crows refused the same, stand and fight with you. Mance's strategy to fight the Starks is a good one, we can use it."
"So this is your plan," Mance said, "Go south with no real host, taking along Umber's daughter, Jon Snow, my goodsister and a collection of wights... Putting yourself in the gravest danger for the hope that some agreement might be reached?"
He gestured to the chiefs. "All while I would be unable to retaliate with my own army should Stark or his lords break the parley truce and take you as hostages. I cannot allow you to do this. Your presence may be the thing that allows our victory. If you want to negotiate with the Starks, let us do it, together, standing at the head of a great host at the gates of Winterfell."
That's not your plan, Michael thought, That's the chieftains' plan. Mance was skating on thin ice, somehow. The 'what have you done for me lately' effect was in full swing. Or perhaps they just didn't like keeping their men north of the Wall.
"You do not control what we are and are not allowed to do," O'Neill growled from behind Michael, "We swore oaths to Canada and Elizabeth the Second, not the Free Folk and Mance Rayder."
"That sort of thing won't get us anywhere," Michael added quickly, "Especially if whatever political conflict is happening in the south gets resolved. The reality is for either of our plans to succeed, we need to cooperate."
He stood up, picking up his pistol again. Ygritte and Taryne attempted to follow him to their feet, but with a wave he asked them to sit down again. Need someone in the room after I've left it, he thought, Who better than those two?
"I have set the terms for the commitment of Canadian forces to your cause, Mance," he continued, "You should propose terms to offer to Stark. This council should vote on them both. It should happen today, I'll be making preparations to ride south the morning after next. I'm going to leave now to allow you all to talk through this. It's a decision for the Free Folk alone."
Michael took a single step away, but Mance had one last thing to say. "What will you do if we reject your terms? Or this council does not approve ones that you think Stark will accept?"
Ah, he wants to know if we'll fight against him. "For the moment, we would remain at Molestown to figure out a route south for ourselves," Michael replied, "If this council wants a war with the Starks without trying honestly for peace, I can't stop you. It won't be Canada's war."
Chapter 21: The Goodsister
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The guard-fires roared in a great arc around the camp, whole trunks of soldier pine and bushels of spikeleaf fed to the flames in the night. Atop the hills nearby were yet more, protecting the lookouts. All to stop the cold and worse.
From the top of the Wall, the camp looked more empty than it ever had before. A line of torchlights showed that the animals and families kept moving through the Wall, as they had day and night since the Canadians opened the way. Still more had been dispatched to the Nightfort to use the gate there. Soon, perhaps the next day, there would be only menfolk in camp.
In the lands beyond, there was nothing but darkness. The clouds hung low, almost as low as the Wall itself, cloaking moon and stars from what meagre light they could provide but reflecting the fires' orange glow.
Rain, Val thought idly, her mind finally doing something other than processing what was to come. She had taken herself to the top of the Wall to see the lands beyond one last time. There would not be time later. In the morning, she would depart for Winterfell. It would be a long time before she saw the land of her birth again. It seemed a bone-deep certainty to her.
As she predicted, rain began falling, the droplets splashing on the gravel and ice around her and freezing. The water pattered to either side loudly. Val sighed and pulled her fur hood up over her head, tucking her long braid in for good measure. I wonder how warm the South really is.
There was a clank from behind, telling that the winch cage had made it to the top of the Wall carrying its passengers.
Unable to see who it was past one of the giant catapults, Val waited, preferring to be alone and not wanting to be interrupted by Crows. Many black cloaks had already been released from their imprisonment to continue their work keeping the Wall up. Three had already been gelded by spearwives. Whittling down the rapers will take some more time, Mance had said, when Val had made an issue of it, But Lord Crow knows none will escape and has no objections.
To Val's surprise, Dalla and Jon Snow appeared from behind the wooden frame of the catapult, giving each other their farewells with more warmth than Val thought appropriate. The wolf followed behind, the rain bouncing off its fur. Val could tell it was going to be an enormous thing when fully grown, yet it seemed as biddable as any dog. Warg, she concluded of its master.
The beast followed Snow as he went and took the place of the Crow on watch further down the Wall. Dalla came over, her walk careful as the gravel shifted and crackled underfoot. She had a smile on her face, the source of which Val couldn't place.
"The wolf?"
Dalla gave half a roll of a shoulder. "He warmed up to me."
Val glanced at the wolf again, causing the animal to return the gaze. Easy, pup.
"What did you want with Jon Snow?"
"To know more about his brother," Dalla replied, "Someone you should have asked about yourself."
"I know enough. He's a kneeler. He will treat only with other kneelers."
"That is not enough."
Val looked away from her sister, and back north. "Does it matter when I have no chance of convincing them? And my escape from Winterfell will depend on the Canadians believing I am not false in talking peace?" Merely pretending to make a generous offer would not work out well, for Val or the people depending on her.
She took hold of the end of her braid, fiddling with it. This was not a conversation she wished to have. "And all the worse that we have to wear that ridiculous name, the name of a family that would have happily flayed or impaled our father. 'Umber'. The kneelers themselves will not recognise it."
Dalla sighed. "It is our heritage, sister. We are who we are. Because of that, the kneelers will doubt. Enough to listen. And Mother will be with you to back your words."
"Mother is no more convinced on this than anyone else. She just defers to Mance, like he is a kneeler king."
"She defers to Mance because he protects us both, and our tribe. Because he has made me a queen, contrary to the traditions of our people, and made them accept it. And because I am carrying his child."
Val half-lurched, barely keeping her footing. "How long?"
"Not long," Dalla replied, "Two days since I have known for sure."
Her heart swelling with joy and fear, Val drew her sister into a fierce embrace. "I knew this would happen some day. And I am glad we made it south before it did, though life must not end for fear of death."
Dalla returned the embrace, before pushing away gently, smiling the way their mother used to. "Thank you. The babe will need your protection. We have the Wall to stop the Others. That leaves only the kneelers, including our own mother's family. The duty falls to you, to do what is necessary."
Val's throat and chest tightened. "Then I am doomed."
Glancing back at Jon Snow, Dalla swallowed air and steeled herself. Val felt her stomach drop. Oh Gods, what does she intend?
"There is something we can offer the Starks," her sister said, switching to the Old Tongue, "Something the Canadians cannot know of."
Val narrowed her eyes. "The chieftains heard nothing of that sort at Mole's Town. They have not voted."
"The chieftains of the Laughing Tree were there," Dalla replied, "We could not tell their chieftains. Nor can we tell others, those who hate the Starks so much that war is the only path they will ever take."
Val just barely kept a scowl off her face. That the Free Folk had come together to decide on their fate had been a great achievement, she had thought. "So you are undermining the chieftains," she said, "You will offer something that was not agreed. It will divide our people and we will end up fighting each other, while the Starks laugh."
"What do you think I have been doing all day?" Dalla asked, "Every chieftain who is not mad or desires to die a bloody death, I have talked to on Mance's behalf. All have agreed to the new offer, with their own terms."
"What terms?"
"Rights to use land in the Gift, mostly. Some are more … difficult."
Val realised the significance at once. "What have you bought with such terms? It must be a mighty demand. Surely, the chiefs have not agreed to kneel?"
Dalla shook her head. "No, they have chosen the only route that prevents us needing to kneel, save for war. Fighting the kneelers would cost too many lives and too much time. The chieftains have accepted the idea of an alliance with the Starks, to offer our military strength in addition to theirs."
Val's eyes widened to the point that the cold stung them, forcing them to tear up and shut again. "What?!" she hissed, wiping the tears away.
"Mance has talked much of the wealth of the far South in the past," Dalla replied, "They haven't forgotten. Many wish to go south to raid."
"And Mance thinks this is a good idea?"
"As do I. The men are not like to stand upon the Wall, awaiting the Others' blow. Any peace would be under constant threat from the raiding clans. What better way to relieve it than to let them do as they wish against the Starks' enemies?"
Val couldn't believe her ears. "The chieftains have not considered that them going south would make them hostages as much as any child held in a castle?"
Dalla exhaled an amused breath and shook her head. "Mance has done his work well. They are already dreaming of all they can steal."
"Fever dreams," Val said in disgust, "And why must the Canadians not find out about this? Surely they would be greatly pleased if they knew most of the council favoured an alliance?"
"They are a strange people," Dalla sighed, "A people born for war, yet they ferociously mislike it while making its practice a prayer. Even now their new followers practice marching."
She gestured to the camp. "The clans most enthusiastic about alliance are those that would never agree to peace, but see this as a chance to despoil as much of the kneelerlands as possible. The warriors of Canada would not stand by as Free Folk warriors raid villages that have nothing to do with the survival of our people. Yet allowing the clans the chance to do just that may be the very key to that survival."
"The Canadians would be right," Val stated, "The Starks' enemies have done us no harm. And what if we lose?"
Dalla looked off north to the camp, troubled. "Mayhaps they are in the right. But the alternative is to kneel to Stark. Whether that is openly or by so many oaths and hostages held against us... Is that a price you are willing to pay?"
All true, Val thought. The only ways to stand with the Lord of Winterfell as an equal were to defeat him or to prove their worth in battle some other way. And the southrons beyond the Neck were no friends. Their victory would be the death of the Free Folk. They knew nothing of the Wall or the Others. They did not wish to know.
"So you wish me to offer alliance to Stark?" Val asked, "How do I do that without the Canadians finding out?"
"Our agreements with the Starks are not the business of this Canada of theirs," Dalla said, "But that is not the biggest obstacle. The kneelers do not do alliances as we do between clans and tribes. They prefer permanent arrangements. The lords are held together by other ties…"
Val looked up at the sky, wondering what Dalla meant. And it hit her, like a falling star. "You can't mean…"
"Would you have me say it out?" her sister half mumbled, at least having the dignity to be embarrassed.
"I cannot marry the Stark boy for an alliance," Val stated firmly, "That is not our way. And I am not some bauble you can trade like an Essosi merchant at the mouth of the Antler."
"Your sacrifice of our ways will protect them for the future," Dalla replied, "I do not take this lightly. Neither does Mance. We are not ordering you to do this. We ask that you consider it. Get the measure of the young Stark in Winterfell, and make the decision yourself. As I said, the fate of our people is in your hands."
"The lords will not accept it."
"If you present yourself as Val of the House of Umber, if you come offering to solve their problem, and if you offer the concessions our council has already approved… they may have no choice."
Val was suddenly glad that Dalla was with child, for she would have throttled dear sister otherwise. "Does Mother know you are doing this?"
"She does. She accepts it."
"What did she say?"
Dalla hesitated. "Nothing."
Val was not convinced. "What did she say, sister?" she repeated.
"She said nothing before agreeing, but she seemed lost somewhere else for a moment," Dalla said, before joking, "Mayhaps she dreamed of being a kneeler lady again, of seeing us honoured as nobles. Now we both will have that."
Or we will die. "Honours... And Mother is of the Free Folk now. She cares not for such honours."
"She cares that her family would recognise us," Dalla said, "We are now south of the Wall. The land of her birth. That we can live here and bring her grandchildren into life here is what she wants."
"You are guessing."
"Not without knowledge. Do you think me mistaken?"
Val had no answer. Her sister was not mistaken at all. It would be just like Rowan Umber to think such a way. Above being Free Folk or kneeler, her mother was a survivor. But Val did not want to believe that her mother had become that person again. She had spent her childhood listening about the strange ways of her grandfather's people. And their hatred for the Free Folk.
Dalla was waiting for an answer when Val next returned her attention that way.
I need some cause to reject the idea. "Robb Stark is young. Too young."
"He is like his father. Honourable. Strong. Good with a sword. Better with a lance on horseback. A warg like his brother as well. You would have no reason to complain, in time. And I would think you would enjoy a younger man, though you are not so much older."
Val grumbled incoherently, struggling to form a response that wasn't at volumes the nearby Crows could hear. Not least Jon Snow.
Dalla laughed. "But if you feel elsewise, simply offer what we said before and rely on the Canadians to get you out if that fails. The terms are to be made in good faith, and the so-called northmen are the blood of the First Men, mostly. An oath before a weirwood binds them as much as it does us."
"So not at all," Val shot back with a false smile, "The ones among the Free Folk most like to break an accord are the ones least likely to care for oaths."
"Aye, and the southron lordlings are no doubt the same. But not the Starks. We swear oaths with them, and the lords that fight us will find their own liege on our side."
Val eyed her sister. "You speak like Taryne."
"Mayhaps. But Taryne would betray us to the Canadians in a breath's moment. So don't share notions of alliance with her."
Why would I? Val thought idly, Taryne is no friend of mine. "I have not said I will do as you ask."
Dalla waved her off. "I know you will. You have not threatened to slit Robb Stark's throat yet. So you know the weight of the task I have put on your back."
"Aye, I'll be on my back. And we know what the lords will want done while I'm there. I have little desire for children, sister, not yet. I will not be able to keep a straight face when I make the offer, sister. Or a calm tongue."
Dalla's lips thinned. "You would not need to give him the offer. Mance is going with you."
Val looked at her blankly. "Mance is coming south?"
"Yes. Disguised as one of the unicorn riders. They haven't forgotten their oath to him."
They aren't born of stolen women, Val thought, Not like the Laughing Tree's other clans. "It is unwise to test their loyalties. And won't the army fall apart without Mance?"
"Not if he's gone for a certain time only," Dalla replied, "The chieftains will be told he's going on a tour of the Gift, to see what points may be defended easily. Only one who knows the truth is Giantsbane, because he's going to command while Mance is gone."
Val rubbed her face. Any more surprises? "Do the Canadians know?"
"They'll find out," Dalla stated, "They just do not need to know yet. A King Beyond the Wall must not appear to grovel, after all."
Then why was I chosen at all? Val's mind asked, hurt, Was I not to be trusted with this negotiation in the first place? "I care not, sister," she said, "If Mance is going to talk to the Starks, then I will stay here. It was our King who 'volunteered' me, yet he would come along? Clearly he has no more need of my being at Winterfell."
Having no more to say about the matter, Val made to leave. Dalla gently grabbed her arm, holding her in place. The wolf took notice, ears up.
"Val… The lords need to see us as more than savages. They think they know us, but they know only the raider in the night. If Mance goes alone, they will see only him. And what is he? Aye, handsome to my eye and a great man. But also a Crow that flew away, his black cloak sewn with red silk, his winged helm on his head. An armed traitor."
Dalla touched the side of Val's cheek. "If you are the one they see instead, what is it they will glimpse? A proud woman of the Free Folk, speaking good sense, beautiful and the very image of what they think nobility is. All their expectations will be shattered."
Val's jaw set with annoyance. "So I am to lead in talking to Stark because the lords shall think me pretty?" she said, "Somehow, that feels more an insult than them rejecting me for my wildling blood."
"They're men," Dalla smirked, "Their fantasies can confound their good sense. Something we must use to our advantage. Despite the bluster, Mance would avoid war with the lords. He is of a mind with the Canadians in this more than with the chieftains. Our people need this, sister. Tell me you will do what we ask."
Val scowled, and pulled her arm out of Dalla's grasp. But the words she wanted to speak rejecting her sister's request could not come. Instead, her eyes were drawn north again, searching for the Others in the gloom beyond the guardfires. "I will do what is required," she said instead, "No further, unless it pleases me. And I think it shall not please me."
Dalla breathed a sigh of relief. "Then it is all in the hands of the gods now," she said, "All preparations made."
Val shook her head. What manner of woman have you become? "You have changed, sister," she said, "A year ago you wouldn't have bargained my life for anything."
"I am a queen," Dalla replied, "While that does not mean much to our people, it is not without meaning entirely. I feel… burdened by it, sister. As if the bards will sing of my failure if after having escaped the Others, the Starks ride us down, shaming me for all eternity."
Val looked at her sister like she had just asked for a dragon. What a foolish notion. "You won't be around to experience eternity," she said, finally leaving, "Better to think of the here and now."
"Where are you going?" Dalla asked.
"Taking your advice," Val replied over her shoulder.
Seeing that Jon Snow hadn't moved from his post, she walked carefully across the icy gravel, moving further down the Wall. Her progress was tracked every step of the way by the white direwolf. The creature eventually broke away from its master's side, padding over to inspect her.
As it reached her, Val stood absolutely still, allowing it to sniff her. Not here to hurt anyone, wolf, she thought, I would know your master, is all.
To her surprise, the wolf acted as if it heard her mind, and it threw its long nose under her gloved fingers. She found herself scratching the beast on its large head by force of habit, to its delight. It panted silently, an eye the colour of weirwood sap peering up at her as she found a spot behind the ears that was particularly favoured.
"That's unusual," Jon Snow remarked, "Ghost doesn't usually take to people like this."
"Mayhaps I am not just anyone," Val commented. She stopped scratching the wolf, and got her hand pulled on for her trouble. Despite the size of the teeth clamped around her glove, she could tell it was just asking for more.
Jon Snow laughed loudly. "Mayhaps Ghost just knows the people who scratch the best," he said, "Even those who are brave enough to approach are not always brave enough to touch him for long."
Val retrieved her hand from the wolf's mouth, getting a silent huff of breath in response, and joined the Crow at his post. "Tomorrow we leave for Winterfell."
The young man inclined his head. "We do. What brings you to me, my lady?"
Val hesitated. It didn't seem proper to simply ask about his brother, though she was sure that was what Dalla had done. But she did feel there was something to speak with him about, now that she knew what she had to do.
"I would talk with you. We're alike, Jon Snow."
The young Crow raised an eyebrow. "How so?"
Val eyed him, not sure she should even hint at what she had been asked to do. He is easy to look at. A pity he wears black. "We're both trapped by duty."
Apologies for the lateness of this chapter, I have been ill for a number of weeks now.
Also a shout-out to LadyAstraan on the PureASOIAF Discord for recommending this story. Thanks!
Chapter 22: The Mustering
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The wights snarled and rasped breathlessly as they were tied up and rolled into large fur blankets, tucked in with ice slabs from deep inside the Wall. Their luminescent blue eyes rolled and searched as they were packed atop the crawler's rear unit, secured with strong polymer rope from another world. Stacked like carpets, a tarp was laid over them and still more ice from the Wall shovelled on top, finally covered with a second large canvas to protect the cargo from the sun.
The last piece of cargo. Everything else had been readied to go the evening before, allowing those that would be going south to catch a long sleep.
Zheng flashed a thumbs up from on top of the crawler, indicating that everything was secure for travel. Michael flashed it back out of habit and waved for her to get down, feeling strangely sluggish for reasons he couldn't explain.
"So that's it," O'Neill said from behind.
"That's it," Michael confirmed, "We're ready to go."
"Are we?" the Sergeant asked, "I know logically, we are. Doesn't feel like it, sir."
"There's a good reason for that," Michael replied, "All we have to do is engage in diplomacy with a foreign power, on another world, in the technological and cultural context of a medieval society. If we succeed, we get to drive or fight our way to a magic island that might not be magic at all, then maybe retrace our journey. If we fail, we're in the middle of another idiotic war."
"What could possibly go wrong?" O'Neill commented flatly, "You forgot about the ice demons, sir."
Michael grimaced. "If a Wall a few hundred feet high can't stop them, we're up the creek anyway. Hopefully we can leave that problem behind us."
"And now that you've said that, we're fucked, sir," Zheng declared cheerily, "Best not tell them that though." She gestured to the open space around the gate area of Molestown, where the Laughing Tree tribe was fully assembled.
To one side, those that would remain behind until some sort of resolution to the Stark-Free Folk conflict was made. Mostly settled folks, Michael noted, Married with kids. They were clumped together in knots, not having been subject to the constant drilling of O'Neill. The Sergeant's opinion was you couldn't teach old dogs new tricks, though they weren't all that old.
To the other side, a disciplined line of almost-soldiers, dressed in black steel mail over their furs, with helms and shields. They were almost exclusively young men and women. Each had a maple-leaf made of red cloth pinned to their chests, seemingly cut from a single template. Even the unicorn riders, dismounted for inspection and in far less orderly a line, had the patch.
I wonder whose idea that was? Michael thought with annoyance, pondering on whether or not he should order the 'sigils' removed. They're not Canadians. Not yet, anyway.
"They look more ready than we are," O'Neill commented.
"Of course they are," Michael responded, "They've been waiting for this longer than we have."
There was a commotion as a group of riders came through the deliberately emptied 'market' section of the village.
To Michael's surprise, it was Queen Dalla leading the way, not Mance. She looked more regal than ever before, wearing a crown of small antlers and what looked like Mance's black and red cloak. Beside her was Val, looking far more modest in what were quite obviously travelling furs. Behind the royal pair was a collection of Crows that included Jon Stark and the Lord Commander himself.
The riders passed between the two groups of the Laughing Tree, coming to a halt in front of the crawler. Keeping up diplomacy, Michael stood to attention and saluted Dalla. The Queen dismounted and returned the salute in decent fashion, drawing an amused snort from Zheng.
"Your Majesty," Michael greeted, ignoring the Corporal.
The Queen did not comment on the use of the title. "Lord Duquesne," Dalla replied, "Or is it Elector Duquesne?"
Michael saw Mormont frown ever so slightly behind, apparently not happy or not a believer that the whole party of Canadians were nobles. Perceptive grouch. "Lieutenant Duquesne, I'm under arms," he replied with a smile, "Is the King joining us?"
Dalla shook her head. "He's resolving a dispute between tribes," she said, "It seems the warriors of the Ice River and Mountain Caves were unable to take the Shadow Tower. Their families are unhappy that their men were sent at all."
That meant the Night's Watch still survived in some independent fashion, Michael knew. He looked to Mormont again, finding the man carefully guarding his face from showing feelings on the matter. But the Lord Commander was too smart to think questions about it could be avoided.
"Ser Denys Mallister has commanded the Shadow Tower for three-and-thirty years," Mormont declared, "If you expect me to order him to stand down, you'll find yourself disappointed by the result."
Dalla glared at the man over her shoulder for a moment. "Another matter Mance will need to deal with. Worry not. The Halfhand has offered to mediate. And if that fails, the Frozen Shore tribe and their cousins of the forest will happily make the journey to take the Tower from the south."
"And Ser Denys will happily meet them in battle," Mormont smiled, "I suppose it is all in the hands of the gods."
"You may suppose," Val commented, her tone venomous, "But the gods will not save Denys Mallister."
"Nor the warriors he cuts down before his fate reaches him," Mormont replied coolly.
For reasons he couldn't explain, Michael found the whole exchange increasingly hilarious with each word. Thanks to the underground library, he knew of the complexity of politics in the South. The familiarity of the argument between Crow and Free Folk seemed almost quaint by comparison.
Yet the back and forth was a long way from murder, which would've been the default between a Crow and Free Folk person south of the Wall not so long ago. At last, a loud chuckle escaped him, ending the back-and-forth.
Michael held up his hands in apology. "Sorry," he said, "It's just… I think I'll actually miss this when we're gone. Night's Watch and Free Folk… Crow and wildling… You stupidly kill each other, sure, but now you're just jousting with words. Doing what we've done here? Bringing the Free Folk south and keeping some sort of peace, I think it might be the most important thing I've ever done in my life. Let's not screw it up. There's an army of dead men after us all."
Eyes wide, Val and Mormont exchanged looks, while the rest of the delegation simply stared. Jon Stark's left eyebrow threatened to disappear up into his generous hairline, which actually made things even more amusing.
Michael glanced between Dalla and Mormont for a moment. A strange melancholy rose up his throat that he couldn't suppress. The next time I see them, they could be wights…
"We might find a way home and never meet you again," he said, "So keep each other alive when we're gone. Try to remember you're all human beings, and your real enemies are not. Not just talking about the Others either. Hunger, disease… stupidity. Do your best against those, and remember us, for what that's worth."
The Lord Commander looked away, north towards the Wall. Dalla gazed at Michael, her eyes warm with surprised approval. Val sighed, and glanced at an equally confused Jon Stark. I've stunned them all. Great.
"Where did that come from?" Zheng asked in English, "Motivational speaking a side-gig of yours, sir? I wouldn't quit the day job."
Michael shrugged. He didn't know why he needed to say what he had. "Are you ready to march?" he asked the two who would be joining him, "You have your sword, Jon Stark?"
"I am ready." "Yes, it was returned to me."
The responses from Val and Jon came one on top of the other, solemn as a funeral prayer. Both were resigned to whatever awaited them on the journey, a death sentence hung over them. Without anything that could soothe them, and not sure he should even try to begin with, Michael just nodded. "Then let's begin."
He side-stepped away, back into view of the parade lines of the Laughing Tree. Taryne, Ryk and Ygritte immediately saw him, and braced themselves for the order they knew was coming. "Mount up!"
The order was repeated as the formation of three hundred men and women broke and ran towards the corrals of horses and unicorns, every one of them eager to get going. Their mounts and spares had already been loaded up with their weapons, supplies and equipment. It was just a matter of getting in the saddle and going for most of them, following Ygritte down the King's Road.
Speaking of getting in the saddle… "Where is Lady Rowan?" Michael asked Dalla, "She is supposed to be riding with us."
The Queen smiled and pointed to the crawler. Indeed, the older woman was already waiting by the forward cabin, leaning against the vehicle with a large bag made of what looked like an entire deer. When did she get there? Michael wondered.
"Our mother has always been able to move unnoticed," Dalla explained, sensing his question. Makes sense, Michael thought, Useful skill where getting kidnapped is a first date.
"She is ready to speak to our grandfather and grand-uncle," Val added.
"She better be or we'll all be neck deep in your grandfather's blood," Zheng snarked, before marching back towards Rowan with the intent of getting into the crawler. She still had little faith in the plan or that anyone was getting to Canada from this world. Michael frowned, and glanced at O'Neill to join her. The Sergeant understood at once and trod in Zheng's steps.
Michael made to go and do one last errand. "Lady Val, Jon Stark… say your goodbyes. When I get back, we'll be moving out."
Dalla stopped him gently. "Lieutenant, please understand our fate is partially in your hands. We are taking a great risk in trusting you. If things do not go well, recover my sister and mother from Winterfell, whatever else happens."
"I promise," Michael said, "I already promised."
"I needed to hear it again." Dalla said, moving out of the way.
Michael could understand that. Shooting their way out of Winterfell was a last resort that some might be tempted to avoid entirely. The library's information on the castle was not encouraging. Still, he went on his way, passing by Jon Stark and Tarly in conference. The latter's eyes were watering with grief. Not just heartfelt goodbyes for the Free Folk, then.
Taryne was waiting for him in the empty space left behind when Ygritte had led the troops away to their mounts. She looked considerably better dressed than before, having acquired clothing not made from animal skins in the twenty four hours since Michael had last seen her. "Lieutenant," she greeted.
Michael gave her a nod. "It's time. You already have the gold and silver we taxed from the trade. Is there anything else you need?"
"Just our return to our homeland," Taryne replied, putting her hands on her hips, "Convince the lords of that."
"I'm going to attempt to," Michael answered, "Hopefully that will be the easy part. You're willing to 'bend the knee'. I'm sure they'll like that."
Taryne bit her lip in thought. "I'm not so sure. I feel more nervous than I was after I was taken by the raiders, though that was because I was ignorant. I keep asking myself the same questions… Have I led these families to doom? Will the lords let me go home with my children? Or will they reject everything I am?"
Michael felt a pang of sympathy for her. She had taken a risk coming to him for help, and brought many families along with her. "They'll not like what happens if they do reject you."
Taryne's face lit up with amusement, her eyes laughing though her mouth was not. "Ah, they'll meet the wrath of the mighty Wallbreakers!"
"God damn right."
Taryne swept him into an embrace, just for a moment. "Thank you. I may have to name my next child after you, Lieutenant."
"Please don't. That's far too embarrassing."
"All the more reason to do it, then."
Michael couldn't formulate a response to that, and stood staring at the good-humoured woman for a minute, until the patter of boots on damp ground summoned his attention elsewhere.
From the corrals, Sayer walked quickly over, on his way to do his duty. He shot a salute up as soon as he saw Michael turn. "Unicorn riders report ready to march, sir!"
The unicorn clans hadn't earned the trust to be given radios yet, having only joined the Laughing Tree after the Wall fell. Michael would've preferred to keep Sayer on assignment with them permanently, but had thought better of it. No need to make hostage taking easy.
He nodded, and changed the channel on his radio. "Weirwood, this is Maple. Report."
"We're on the horses," Ygritte replied, any semblance of military professionalism missing from her response, "Can we go now?"
Michael looked around, seeing no reason to wait. "Get on the road in column, but wait for us and the unicorn riders. We'll pass you, that'll be the go signal. Got it?"
"Yeah, I understand," Ygritte grumbled, her English pronunciation somehow better than before. She had mastered the art of complying while being a shit about it.
Sayer shot Michael a look, like he wanted to say something. Michael raised his brow at the Private, inviting him to speak his mind.
"Ygritte seems annoyed at you, sir," he said.
"She is," Michael confirmed, "She wanted to ride in the BV. Can't say I blame her, even the seats in the crawler are softer than a saddle."
Taryne gave a guffaw. "If you believe that is the reason she is displeased, you are beyond hope."
Michael glared briefly at Sayer, transmitting the simple thought; Look what you've done. The Private straightened up to attention. Michael stopped himself, a little guilty. It wasn't really Sayer's fault. He turned back to Taryne. "I'm aware of her feelings."
"But you do not know how to respond."
"I do. But the mission comes first. We have laws. It's been explained to her."
"And maybe she even accepted your explanation. But that doesn't mean she's happy about it."
"I'll figure something out."
Further discussion of the matter was interrupted, as the column of mostly-shaggy horses and large ponies began moving out from their corral. Each rider had a spare mount tied on the end of a rope following beside, to facilitate the quick march south. Winterfell in ten days, Michael thought, It's going to be tough. Good thing the Watch had plenty of horses.
After the vanguard unit of warriors who actually knew how to fight from horseback rode by, which was not a large group among the Laughing Tribe or the Free Folk more generally, the forward command unit appeared.
Ygritte and her elected NCOs rode on ex-Watch horses in full regalia. She wore a Canadian helmet and radio headset, her blazing-red hair flowing and bursting over her shoulders from beneath them. She also wore Singh's body armour over her furs, and over that, a necklace made of brass bullet casings arranged in three lines with a small circle of them just below the collar. The necklace had not been on her before. Her weapons hung from her belt or her saddle, including her old short-bow and the longbow taken from the Other she had helped to slay.
Very Mad Max, Michael thought with amusement, Clear the way for the Bullet Farmer!
Ygritte gave a salute as she approached, two riders behind holding spears with the Laughing Tree sigil and the Maple Leaf flag waving from them. Michael got the message loud and clear. 'I can follow your rules. Join your clan. Now give me what is mine.'
He couldn't, of course. But for some reason, south of the Wall, the rules seemed to matter a little less. Or maybe the time away from the rest of the Army was getting to him. Ygritte was a large part of the reason the remains of his platoon were alive and had allies. Without her, they would've been wandering the wastes beyond the Wall aimlessly, or very much dead.
An idea quickly popped into his head. A quick check to see that O'Neill wasn't in visual range allowed its execution. To hell with it. Michael did not return Ygritte's salute. Instead, he winked at her, wearing a smile that would brook no misinterpretation.
Not much in the grand scale of things, but a promise.
A mischievous grin spreading across her face, Ygritte dropped her hand back to the reins and winked back. The conspiracy is born.
Michael saluted the flag bearers instead as they all passed by, putting himself back into the appropriate mindset. He turned to Taryne once again, as if nothing had happened. "Commandant," he addressed her by her new made-up rank, ignoring her exasperated look, "The base is yours." He saluted her again.
"My gratitude," Taryne replied with false politeness, before cheering up, "See you again soon." She gave him another embrace, which he returned, and a very startled Sayer was dragged into one to match, which he did not return out of surprise.
"Let's go, Private."
Michael and Sayer made their way back to the crawler, avoiding Jon Stark and Val 'Umber' as they rode to join the horse column with Ryk behind them as escort. Dalla and Mormont both looked on with concern, while Tarly openly wept behind them.
"This better work, Duquesne," Mormont intoned without breaking his gaze at Jon's back.
"I don't need you to remind me of that," Michael replied, before looking to Dalla, "Your Majesty, we'll be leaving now. Tell Mance I'd like this place to remain intact while I'm gone. However long I'm gone."
"I shall," Dalla said, "We'll have a horn of ale when we meet next."
"Sounds like a good idea. Goodbye."
Michael gave Tarly a pat on the shoulder as he went by, and finally, Sayer and he reached the doors to the front unit of the crawler. Zheng was already in the driving seat, O'Neill in the front to supervise, and 'Lady' Rowan Umber was in the far rear corner watching the unicorn riders join the column out of the window. Much of the space was filled with everyone's packs, removed from the rear unit of the vehicle so more supplies could be carried.
Climbing inside, Sayer took a seat next to Rowan and Michael crouched on top of the engine deck, prepared to stand up and take the machinegun position in the roof.
"Any last words?" Michael joked to the crew, "Objections?"
Zheng twisted in her seat, arm over the back of it. "It's five hundred clicks to Winterfell, a place we don't need to go and we've got a fullish tank of fuel. It's a warzone between there and here probably, and we're moving with a group of warriors that'll attract a fight. And the people there are literally fucking medieval. Do I have objections, sir?"
"Nothing I haven't already said to him, Corporal," O'Neill said, "Let's go."
Zheng shrugged and returned her attention forward.
"Attagirl," O'Neill smirked, before giving Michael a thumbs up. Shaking his head, the latter stood up into the machinegun position. The crawler's engine roared to life beneath him, and the Corporal turned the vehicle around in a slow arc, drawing the eyes of every villager, Free Folker and Crow present. The last of the unicorn riders was moving through the gate area.
"Follow them out," Michael commanded over the comms, nice and easy.
"Copy."
The crawler moved at a leisurely pace past all spectators, royal, Crow or otherwise, and out of CFB Molestown entirely. The turn onto the Kingsroad was awkward on account of the fuel trailer, but Zheng managed it without incident. The flow of refugees had been stopped by decree of King Mance, those coming through the Wall instead camping at Castle Black for the moment to allow the march a traffic free start.
Zheng pushed the vehicle down the road alongside the waiting column, passing the unicorn and horse riders. Michael gave a wave as they passed, though most were watching the weapon he was holding the grip of with the other hand. Peace through superior firepower, his mind joked badly.
The vehicle passed by the command unit, Ygritte shooting him another wink. Michael smiled warmly at her as they passed, and adjusted his radio mouthpiece. "Weirwood, this is Maple. Catch us if you can, see you this evening. Godspeed."
"Copy, Maple," Ygritte replied with as much professionalism as she could muster, "Don't get into any fights with the kneelers without us. We've got warg birds up, we'll know all about it."
Michael turned his attention and the weapon forwards, as they cleared the column and nothing but open road appeared before the crawler. "No promises, Weirwood."
He grabbed the hand hold. "Corporal, hit it. Let's close the range."
"Yes, sir," came the enthusiastic reply.
The crawler accelerated to three times the speed it had been travelling at, the vehicle taking the people it had transported to another world further and further than they had ever been before.
Chapter 23: He of Six Skins
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The campfires guttered as the wind blew in among the tall trees, smoky and smelling of the freshly cut branches of soldier pine that had to be burned to get the flames burning hot enough to be worth the effort. Men coughed and argued around each one, eating their day's lot of food knowing it wasn't enough.
Even the chieftains sharing Varamyr's fire bitched and moan like old hags, not leaders of warriors, arguing over what was responsible for their defeat. The Shadow Tower was home to a flock of Crows still.
Maybe you'd all be in a better mood if you had a spearwife or two to fuck. Varamyr thought with annoyance. Their kind didn't allow the women to have weapons. Ignoring them as best he could, he focused his mind on betrayal. Mance's betrayal.
He had been given the honour of leading the third warband of the Free Folk by the king. While others would try to climb the Wall and storm the keeps in the east, he was to take the Bridge of Skulls and seize the Shadow Tower. To kill every Crow in the west, he had been given the Ice River Tribe and the mountain cave clans. Savages that made the Thenns look like the Antler River folk, cannibals and slavers, but well suited to the job. Especially as all eyes would be on Castle Black and Eastwatch and the great hosts that would appear before them.
But no other tribes had joined when the call came. Varamyr cursed himself, knowing he should've realised something was wrong then. At the time, he had thought it was merely the chieftains' personal hatred for him. Now he could see the scheme behind it.
Mance's scheme.
The King had gathered all the tribes and chiefs that would rebel against his authority once they were south of the Wall, and given sent them against the keep most likely to hold out against any attack. He had sent them there to die, Varamyr was now sure of it.
After running through the events of the past days again and again, his mind always went to what he would do on reaching the Nightfort. Schemes of his own, madness most of them. That night was no different.
I'll go through and take Castle Black from the south myself. I'll kill the Canadians one-by-one in their sleep. I'll kill Mance and call myself the King of Wargs…
Something in his mind told him that wouldn't work as a plan. That the Free Folk would not brook cowardly ways… if they knew about them. That wasn't what they looked for in a chief or king. The memory of his failure, or how no chieftains had deigned to join him to attack the Shadow Tower when he had asked, would sour any open attack in the eyes of the other chiefs. They had all shunned his leadership.
No… I'll take Mance's skin in the night. A new body with a crown on its head. I'll tell the chieftains to kill the Canadians. I'll take Dalla as my own. I'll take the sister too, as my right. I'll make the wargs the heart of the host. I'll take more skins and when the Starks come, I'll confound and kill them in their camp just before we attack…
As satisfaction at the dreams of such revenge and glory rose up, Varamyr grinned widely, poking at the fire to make the flames lick beyond the smoke. The noise of the chieftains disappeared, replaced in his ear only by the crackling of the wood, his sight flooded with a vision of him having the 'queen' and 'princess' in the ruins of Winterfell. His blood warmed at the dream, banishing the unnatural cold all around him that furs were a poor shield against.
"You speak o' whos to blame like you were chief o' this band o' warriors!" boomed a voice out of nowhere, cutting through the swirling arguments and the fire's spitting.
Varamyr's gleeful grin soured in his mouth, the spell of his new plan broken. He knew who the voice belonged to, and raised his gaze.
Narkar, an old chief of the Ice River tribe, sat opposite Varamyr across the fire, his scarred face and grey beard the only parts of him visible among the thick furs and leather armour. The man met Varamyr's gaze with no fear. "Wasn't to the Ice River or the Cave that Mance gave the bronze rod. Was you, Six Skins. He told you to bring him the Tower of Shadow and the bridge o' the Gorge, and told us to follow what you said. Here we sit, beaten like stray dogs."
Varamyr coughed and hocked into the fire. There was no point talking with the man. The chieftains murmured, displeased with the lack of answer. Hands moved to weapons. Varamyr paid it no heed, his mind moved elsewhere for a moment.
Snow crunched underfoot and Orell stepped in front of him as he returned his attention to the circle. "Wisdom, friends," the young warg said mockingly, "If you could not kill the Crows, you've not a kneeler's chance against us."
"Fuck you, Orell," said a chief of the cave clans of a similar age, his sire dead by the Crows' hands, "You're Rattleshirt's leavings, pissed your skins twice before a Canadian rifle."
"Aye, 'cause you've faced such sorcery and stood tall like a giant," Orell laughed back, "I did not see you try and take the Canadian camp at Craster's, though I heard much talk of how you'd like to enjoy the woman." A clamour of objections and assertions followed, as more of Orell's fellows stepped forward to join him in shouting back.
Varamyr sighed to himself. As tedious as taking a shit. He stood, which quieted the lot of them, though he was no taller than Orell's shoulder. They wanted their answer. He looked at the young mountain-clan chief first, the boy so new to his place that he didn't know enough to be afraid.
"I was told your tribes are the best climbers among the Free Folk."
The young man raised his chin with pride. "Aye."
Fucking lackwit. "You lot couldn't climb the Gorge. We all saw your men slip and fall, cracked open like eggs against the rocks or washed away by the Milkwater to sea. And when some of you did reach the top on the Crows' side, the black ones threw you down one by one to the same fate. Fucking boys and old men too, not the Rangers. You were as useful as teats on an aurochs bull."
The young man bristled, as did his friends-now-fellow chiefs. But he did not have the confidence to attack. The cave dwellers' menfolk had been gutted by the attempt to take the Gorge.
The Ice River chieftains took the opportunity to laugh. Though their true rivalry was with the Frozen Shore clans, they had warred with the cave tribes in the past too.
Varamyr could see they were enjoying the hesitation of the other chiefs to defend themselves with their axes. Too much. "I don't know why you find it such a great lark," he said to them, "I was told you were great warriors, tribes that forever warred with the Thenns and the Frozen Shore, men who fought in the shieldwall. And that you knew the lands near the Gorge well as your own."
The Ice River men were not stupid enough to be outwardly proud. They knew what else was coming. Not such lackwits then.
Varamyr gestured to the trail they had been retreating down. "We were ambushed twice by the Rangers. It seems they knew the trails better. And when the time came to take the bridge, you could not move the Crows from it. Even with my wargs and archers to aid you."
He sat down again. "Mance lied to me about you."
Narkar gave a rasping chuckle. "If Mance lied, he lied 'bout you, not us! You were some great man of cunnin' by his word. The Crows weren't as weak as you were thinkin', and they all had black steel on their bodies and in their hands."
"You were given steel of your own," Varamyr countered, stalling for time.
"A handful o' blades," Narkar sniffed with a dismissive wave, "Prizes to be sure, but not 'nough to break the Crow shieldwall. Tell me, Varamyr, how is it you still've all your skins yet I've lost many fine warriors?"
Fine warriors? Varamyr's mind laughed, Cannibals and men unworthy of seeding a woman. I'll see yours get better stock when I get south. "A bear or a wolf cannot break a shieldwall, Narkar. Mance lied to us all."
"How do I know tha' without you tryin' it?" the old man replied, leaning forward on his knees, "Bears have thick hides, and wolves can grab the ankles o' men."
"And Crow spears are sharp steel. If you don't know that by now, you are unworthy of leading warriors."
"No, Six Skins, 'tis you who's unworthy. You can go back to lurkin' in a cabin, forcin' women into it with your shadowcat, hated by all. Once we make the happenins o' this raid known, no man will ever follow you again."
Varamyr saw the movement behind in the trees, the slow lumbering and rapid shifting. The time had come. "I know," he said.
Narkar blinked and stared, to Varamyr's great amusement. "Wha?"
"I know that if you make it back to Mance with your lies, no man will ever follow me again."
Now.
The snow bear reared up behind Narkar and roared, as she brought her full weight down on the old chieftain at Varamyr's command. The other chiefs stood and flinched away from the creature in their midst, weapons pulled from belts and loops. As the bear brought her jaws around Narkar's shoulder with a wet crunch, ignoring a bone-axe thrown at her, the wolves and shadowcat struck from every other direction.
Ankles, Varamyr thought. His skins obeyed. The wolves grabbed another three chieftains by their lower legs and pulled them to the ground, the shadowcat swiping with his claws. The remaining chiefs scattered as the beasts began tearing at throats and arms, the screams and roars of pain and exertion overwhelming all other sound.
Varamyr watched the gore with satisfaction, not moving from his sitting position. They had not thought much of him. They always thought little of him. He was small, thin, not any man's imagining of a great warrior, nor any woman's. But he was the greatest living warg, and that's all that mattered.
"Should we kill the rest?" Orell asked, pointing with a spear at the fleeing chieftains.
Varamyr grinned again.
The snow whirled in rivers through the air, streaming side-on, the northerly wind carrying it battering all every man and woman it hit regardless of how much fur they had wrapped around them. Even the animals seemed to suffer, their heads turned away from the surge as they pulled the sleds of what remained of the Ice River and mountain cave warriors.
Frost stinging his eyes, Varamyr squinted back from the front of the straggling warband atop his snow bear, seeing that even his own skins were not likely to live to see the night. The survivors of the other tribes had not taken the death of their leaders well, but they wanted to get south. And as if to add misery upon discontent, the food was running out. Only the death of stragglers was keeping each warrior's share above a mouthful's worth each night.
Varamyr dared not ask how things could get worse. He knew exactly how they might. But his thoughts soon quietened as he noticed the wind doing the same, a strange silence settling over everything.
Hoping the worst of the weather was over, Varamyr looked this way and that, finding that the snow was falling directly downwards and letting up. The cold bit less deeply. The world covered in the powdered ice emerged from the flurries. More of the warband emerged with it, the flakes sticking to their furs, the dogs shaking to clear their own. All his skins joined him from the sides.
"The gods are with us…" Orell commented from the sled behind, his eagle flapping its wings on the handle beside his hands. His sled-dogs pulled away as the bears turned to see what had approached from behind.
"We'll see," Varamyr grunted back. He misliked the other warg, no matter how useful the man and his bird was. Orell had come to Varamyr only because none others would take him. None would defy the Canadians. His true loyalty was to a dead man, an unpopular man even when he was alive, mocked for his haughty nonsense and rotted teeth.
But Orell knew the ground they were supposed to be in by now. Seeing it was time for the younger warg to show his worth, Varamyr drank deep from a skin he had kept inside his clothes, the warm water fortifying him. "How near to the Nightfort are we?"
Orell glanced around for a while, his eyes lingering in the direction of the Wall newly visible to the south for longer. "Can't tell. Everything's covered in snow-dust. Leagues, I'd guess."
"Find out," Varamyr stated, "I didn't bring you so you could give me half-arsed guesses." He nudged his skins' minds, making them to open and close their mouths together at the same time. An old favourite of his.
Orell's mouth twisted with disgust for a moment. He knew what those jaws could do. The younger warg sat down on his sled, his eyes rolling and then turning white. His eagle twitched, before taking off, Orell's mind inside it.
Satisfied the man would do his job, Varamyr straightened up atop his snow bear, raising himself as high as possible. He saw nothing that he recognised either, though he had not been by this way in many years. His mind briefly suggested the Crows might be around, but it was a fleeting fear. The Rangers wouldn't be showing up. By now they'd know their black brothers elsewhere on the Wall were under attack or fallen.
It was time for the warband to rest, Varamyr decided, and see how many of them yet lived while Orell flew to the Wall to see which keep they were closest to.
A scream echoed from the very back of the line of sleds. Varamyr's head shot up, seeking a foe in the distance. He saw only panic as the sled drivers and warriors abandoned their sleds and ran in his direction, the dogs pulling the sledges off the trail. Along with the food, Varamyr's inner voice reminded him, The fucking idiots.
"Get those things in hand!" he shouted at the nearest lurking warriors, looking confused about what they were seeing, "Then find out what happened." Some idiot pulled under a sled, he thought, Mayhaps.
The men wasted no time in departing to follow the command. Varamyr watched as they shuffled over the snow towards the disturbance, as more and more warriors and sleds began to flee. He saw other figures too, harder to spot, like the light bent around them. At first, he wasn't sure if they were people or random snow flurries, but his wolves' noses did not lie, their fear wafting to him. His own throat closed on recognition of just what they were, his skin burning as if he had just fallen through the ice over a lake.
The White Walkers had come.
One on either side of the trail stalking through the trees, herding the warband forwards. Bone-tipped arrows flew from bows of those further away, missing or bouncing harmlessly off trees. Their aims thrown off by the weakness cut into them by the cold, the trail and the hunger.
Varamyr's mind snapped out of its torpor, as it understood the tactic. Force the lot of us to run, pick off those too weak to keep up. He himself had used it when intimidating villages for their women, and clans attempting to take other clans alive did the same. And all the better; the Walkers seemed to have no wights under their rule. An expedition to get more then. I won't be taken, he told himself, I am prepared.
He reached behind his cloak for the weapon he had prepared; a wooden club with shards of obsidian lodged down its length in lines. It had taken him two years and a dozen lives bloodily taken to build it. Now it was time to test it.
Varamyr nudged the mind of his warged beasts to advance, swinging to the left of the trail.
The mass of warriors retreating seemed to pause as they saw him and his skins run by, but he paid them no mind. They had no dragonglass, he knew. Better that they distract the Walker on the other side.
The thing directly ahead soon paid heed to the collection of animals advancing on it. The way the light bent around the thing seemed to melt, its edges and shapes not flowing with the trees behind any more. Its glowing blue eyes like starlight peered straight at Varamyr.
You want me to see you… Had the Walkers' approach not been picked out before, such a sight would have set Varamyr to running away. But he had been granted enough time to think. I slay you and your brother, and no man can call me a defeated craven, his mind whispered to him, So your lives are mine.
The White Walker produced a longsword of crystal-like ice from behind its back, and aimed its point at the charging snow-bear and its rider. Varamyr did not stop his white-furred mount. If the Other was surprised at this, it did not show on the thing's face. I'll see those eyes widen with fear yet!
His eagle swooped down from the side just before sword could meet bear-hide, causing a flinch at the critical moment. His snowbear swiped and the wolves circled as he jumped off, distracting the White Walker further. As the crystal sword was swung to create space away from the bear, and then plunged into one of the wolves, Varamyr stepped into range from behind.
They always underestimate me.
Varamyr aimed for where the backbone would be on a man, and brought his obsidian-studded club into a vicious swing, connecting with the Other's hip. Whatever curses he might've wanted to spout at missing his mark disappeared as his enemy let out a crunching, guttural roar of pain. Dropping to its knees, the strike had caused part of the Other's body to shatter, blood like water tinged deep blue draining and steam pouring out the cracks.
The talk of dragonglass was not just talk. Triumphant, Varamyr Six Skins raised his club over his head and sent it flying directly into the back of the White Walker's head. The skull exploded, a gust of steam spewing into Varamyr's face. The rest of the body decided it was nothing more than a pile of ice chunks, collapsing in a pile.
Though his blood sung with the victory, he knew he had no time to enjoy it, nor any to see if his wolf Sly was dead yet. The slain enemy had a brother nearby. Sweat running cold into his furs, Varamyr quickly remounted his snowbear and turned towards the direction of the second White Walker, marshalling the surviving skins to follow.
To his surprise, he found the warband had rallied nearby, blocking the way of the Other. They were forming a shieldwall, archers to the rear shooting. Orell and Varamyr's own war party were at the centre, shouting to the rest to hold. Not so fucking useless after all. Together, they could beat one White Walker, even without the advantage of surprise.
Varamyr rode down to join the warriors, but forced the snowbear to stop halfway. His eyes soon picked out more shapes as they began moving between the trees and across the snow, the light of day going through parts of them but shining on others.
The single White Walker became two, then three, then five, and finally, seven. Armed with swords, axes and bows, the former of crystal, the latter of weeping weirwood.
All staring at Varamyr. Complete silence fell. All words stuck in his throat. The wind halted completely and the final figure appeared between the Others.
A woman.
Her face and body was glowing-white, but unlike the Others escorting her, they were made of skin and not ice. But with them she shared the glowing blue eyes that announced they were not anything human. Her hair was like white gold, and fell to her shoulder. She was cloaked and clothed in a white fabric that seemed to cling to her, revealing every curve.
She was the most beautiful thing Varamyr had ever seen. But he was too afraid to appreciate the sight. He knew who she was. What she was. And so did every other warrior in the warband. This was the Lady of the Nightfort, the consort of the Night King, the High Priestess of the Others, enslaver of Crow and Free Folk alike, the Witch that had sacrificed thousands on weirwood altars atop the Wall, long thought dead at the hands of Joramun and one of the Stark kings.
The Corpse Queen. She's come for me.
"FLEE!" Varamyr roared, abandoning all fear of calls of cowardice and dreams of kingship. He turned his snowbear southwards. The warband did not hesitate to follow this command, nor did the Others wait to commence their own attack. Ice arrows began flying, screams of pain echoing, and strange noises chittered in the distance.
The blizzard returned with a vengeance, closing around the world once more.
Notes:
The last full chapter of this arc.
The next release will be an epilogue for the arc, entitled 'Ottawa'.
Chapter 24: Ottawa
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
OTTAWA
National Defence Headquarters (AKA Disneyland on the Rideau)
Clutching her heavy sample case, Anne Cloutier thought the soldiers assigned to escort her to the conference room were quite rude. They had roughly searched and herded her fellow scientists like they were children going through somewhere they shouldn't see, except the concern wasn't for those being herded. That she or any of the others had been let into this part of the building was not usual procedure.
But there was no choice. What we know could change everything... but what use is there in treating us like we don't know already? It was making her hands itch. She scratched idly before catching herself.
The group was eventually corralled into a particular corridor, guarded by two armed soldiers with rifles, and into a room. Inside was a large conference table, projector and screen. High ranking officers of the Army sat along one side of the former, leaving the seats on the other for the scientists to fill.
Anne did not pay attention to the introductions. She was too nervous, though she nodded to the commanders of the Princess Patricia's Third Battalion and the Canadian Ranger group that the missing soldiers belonged to. She had seen them before, at the site. They at least looked curious at what she and the other scientists had to say. They haven't been told yet either.
CSIS Director Vigneault walked in as the introductions ended. CSIS had been told first, as they had been the ones to investigate. Ann was still amazed at how calmly Canada's top security agent had taken news of the result of her part of said investigation. The itching on Anne's palms eased. Surely he is on our side? He took his seat with the general wearing the most gold and medals.
Another officer nodded to Anne as she went to sit at her left in the middle of the table, pulling out a laptop and plugging it into the projector system. Anne recognised her as Colonel Harris. She had been in the CSIS briefing as the Army liaison. So we begin.
"Sign these," Harris said, shoving a stack of folders with papers in them to each participant.
"What are they?" Anne asked.
"Non-disclosure agreements," Harris replied, "Stronger ones."
A murmur went up from the scientists. Dr Shih went further.
"Colonel, what we know is of great significance to the public interest," she said, "You can't just cover up…"
"You do not determine what is in the public interest," Harris interrupted, "Especially not when there are defence implications. Personnel of the Canadian Army are missing, we do not know if it was by hostile action or not, and what you have found is relevant. Sign."
Anne sighed, hoping it was quiet enough to escape notice. She knew there was no dropping this requirement. The Director and the generals weren't even speaking to assist Harris in shutting Shih up.
Reluctantly, Anne pulled the nearest folder towards her to sign. That seemed to provoke Shih further.
"And if I don't sign?"
"All evidence will be destroyed and the military will issue a total denial. We will counter your story with the original hypothesis of a deep sinkhole, bury six empty coffins and ignore any further interaction on the matter."
Anne had known that was coming. In other words, the more we speak about it without military confirmation, the lower our credibility. It was a bluff of course, the soldiers would want to know what happened to their comrades, but it was the sort of play governments always seemed to make. She completed her signings, and saw that the others had started on theirs. Except for Shih. "Sign. This is too big for them to hide forever."
Shih grimaced with frustration, but grabbed her own NDA roughly to comply. Harris waited until the task was completed, before turning to the generals.
"What is this about Harris?" one said before she could speak, "You seem to have scared these poor civvies stiff. The agenda says they're what? Archaeologists? Geneticists? I thought we were here to discuss the missing troops."
"I hope that doesn't mean we'll find our people as dead as those you usually deal with," frowned the leader of the Third Battalion with a glance at Anne. Clearly he had remembered her from the site too. "Though it's been almost three months."
"That remains to be seen," said Harris, "But I can assure you, this is relevant to the question of where the six soldiers have gone."
Anne gulped. I hope so too, she thought to herself, But maybe being alive is worse for them.
"Let's start," the Director said.
Harris put her computer screen up on the projector and began a slideshow. A map of the area appeared, with track lines of the route of the vehicle that had gone missing. "General, Director, as we briefed you on previously, we were easily able to identify the exact site of the disappearance of Lieutenant Duquesne, Sergeant O'Neill, Corporals Zheng, and Privates Arran, Sayer and Singh."
"You found some rocks there, thought it might be sinkhole territory," the General recalled impatiently, "Which is unusual itself. Then CSIS swooped in and continued the investigation."
"It's a good thing we did," the Director said, "You'll understand."
The General did not appear convinced. You will be, Anne thought to herself.
"We did not find sinkholes, sir," Harris continued, "We found one of the most important and largest archaeological sites ever discovered in the north."
The picture that the projector was showing changed to an early picture of the site, one of the drone images from above.
It was Anne's turn to start. "As you can see General, the large stones were under the snow and arranged in a massive spiral pattern almost fifty metres wide. Carved into them were runes of unknown origin, and it appears as if the stone at the very centre recently moved or subsided in the ground somewhat…"
"Colonel…" the General began, addressing Harris instead of Anne, "Can you please tell me what this has to do with anything? Your new friends might be archaeologists but I'm not. I'm not seeing the connection between an interesting set of stones and where our missing soldiers are."
Harris smiled. "Certainly sir," she said, changing the slide, "According to every available measure and witness testimony, the lead BV of the platoon disappeared exactly in the centre of the spiral."
The General frowned, finally turning his eye back to Anne. "An entrance to something underground?"
That's right, I'm the woman to ask, not your lackey, Anne's mind snarked. "That's what your soldiers thought," she answered, "So they drove spikes into the centre stone and pulled it up with winches. They found no sinkhole, no underground cave. But they did find this."
Harris dutifully changed the slide being projected. The stone in question, a megalith fifteen feet long, was now standing end to end. In the hole it had been sitting in were two dozen skeletons. Small skeletons.
"Good God," the General exclaimed, the other officers grimacing and shifting in their seats, "Are those children?"
Anne exchanged a look with Shih. The geneticist wanted to spring the truth right then. Not just yet.
"Your soldiers didn't know for sure, but there were lots of First Nations artefacts with them. Lots of things of possible religious significance and many pieces of weapons, particularly where they would've been inside the bodies originally."
"Naturally we thought it was a First Nations site and put the stone back," Harris cut in, "We assumed it had nothing to do with our own search. To be sure, we called the medical examiner to make sure it wasn't murdered folks. There was no exhumation, but he found the bodies strange and discovered the first artefacts. So he called Professor Cloutier and her team to investigate. We kept searching the area on our own."
"What it sounded like to me was a sacrifice site or plague pit. They are absolutely unheard of in that region," Anne continued, "The ME thought it might be a mass grave, settlers using a First Nation site as a place to hide the bodies or something along those lines. Very important historically if that was the case. So I took a flight to Yellowknife with two of my team immediately, met Roger and Lewis here from the local First Nations patrimony group, and got a buggy out to the site ourselves..."
"You are beginning to test my patience," the General said, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"Mine too," said the leader of the Canadian Rangers.
The Director made a noise that could only be described as 'polite'. "We can speed things along," he agreed, with a look to the scientists.
Annoyed, Anne opened her mouth, but closed it again quickly. She wasn't sure how to hurry the explanation. Key details would be missed, details that the credibility of the discovery depended on. Not to mention the record. It wasn't easy to legally exhume grave sites usually, but it had potentially been very important for First Nations history, and she felt that needed to be stressed.
Dr. Shih cleared her throat, either to prepare herself or get the attention of the room. Anne's heart clutched. Oh Jesus, she's just going to say it.
"The bodies aren't human, and they're probably not from Earth."
Suffocating silence filled the room, as the eyes of every Army officer narrowed and mouths dropped open. Anne could've killed Dr. Shih. She's just sunk us.
"Excuse me?" the General asked.
"The bodies are not anatomically or genetically human. Or ape. Or terrestrial. Colonel Harris has a slide to show. Or two."
To her credit, Harris did move to the first slide in question, skipping the story of these facts to display a skeleton sketch against that of a young human child's, noting differences. None of the other officers looked up at it.
"Did you say the bodies aren't terrestrial?" another officer asked, "Like they're aliens?"
"I'm glad you asked," Dr. Shih smiled, "If you'll look at the slide, you'll see they all have only three fingers instead of four, and have small claws instead of nails."
The whole table looked up. Not all the scientists had seen the full skeletons before. But Anne could see every face was itched in stone. Just like her team's faces had been when they had seen the first body.
Anne quickly indicated to Harris to change to a different slide. The projector soon had a set of DNA test results up, one column marked human, another marked 'NWT find Ref 003'.
Dr. Shih was happy to continue, the shellshock in the audience encouraging her. "We managed to get a viable DNA sample from one of the bodies. That was far from certain given the bodies appear to have been placed there around eight thousand years ago, but we got lucky with local conditions. What we found was unlike anything seen in Earth's animal kingdom. Or anywhere else we know of."
"How was it different?" the General asked, suddenly entertaining the notion.
"Unless you're a geneticist, it would be hard to explain," Anne said, before Shih launched into an explanation regardless.
"To put it a simple way, DNA is a code that describes how to build a living creature. On Earth most things have a code with certain kinds of structure, using certain kinds of molecules. The DNA of this creature is unlike anything on Earth, from what we can tell this early on."
"So you're saying it is an alien?" the General asked flatly.
Anne swallowed her pride and admitted the truth aloud. "An alien… or an artificial creation, but given no one has had the ability to create a being like this from scratch on Earth that we know of, artificial likely means alien too."
The General looked to the Director, who was happy to weigh in. "We had our own people replicate the result. The bodies are real. We got the same DNA data too, though there is still a slim possibility the creatures are from Earth. It's 90% certain Dr. Shih is right about the genetics, but that isn't the only evidence."
He pointed at the others at the table. "These other scientists have preliminary data which confirmed it in other ways. Geology of the stones, linguistics on the runes, chemistry of other parts of the bodies, even the dental examination… All unique and unrelated to anything on Earth, certainly unrelated to anything previously found in the region."
The General chewed on that for a minute, but came to the right conclusion in Anne's opinion. "So either there was a society of unique ape-like creatures in the NWT eight thousand years ago, or we have proof that life from another world has visited Earth?"
"Possibly," the Director said, "There's no shortage of evidence to examine. It still isn't impossible all of it is Earthling like the rest of us. If this is a hoax, it's a very good and expensive one. And we have no evidence for it. An ordinary truck couldn't hike those stones to that location. Every one of them has more bodies underneath them too."
"Going by the average of the first three we've lifted up, there may be as many as a thousand of the creatures buried up there," Anne added, "It's almost certain we'll be able to get more DNA samples." The General paled. Anne smiled inwardly. Good, you understand the ramifications. If they're extraterrestrial, the evidence will be irrefutable.
The commanding officer of the Third Battalion got to his feet, his face red with anger. "Are you suggesting that aliens abducted our soldiers?!"
"Sit down!" the General commanded. The officer complied immediately, though his face was still a storm.
Seeing the key moment had arrived, Anne reached for the sample case at her feet. Might as well go all-in. "I'm not sure if abduction is the right word," she said, "Maybe your troops are still somewhere in that wilderness, or have been captured by another country using technology, and all of this is a coincidence. Or maybe they opened a door no one remembered or knew about before, to a place we've only written about in science fiction. Unless someone saw a flying saucer and Colonel Harris hasn't told us?" The Colonel snorted, amused by that little half-joke.
Good, Anne said to herself, You're calming down. This will go well. She placed the case on the table in front of her and stood up. The thing was large and heavy, she couldn't open it from a sitting position.
"What is that?" the General asked.
"Something else we found," Anne replied, before turning to the two officers commanding the missing troops, "If there was an abduction, I'm not saying little green aliens did it. At least not alone."
She lifted the outer shell off the sample case. Inside was a yellowed skull, clearly human or ape-like, but big enough to be used as a helmet by an ordinary person. It had a flat face, large square teeth and small eye sockets.
"Say hello to Bigfoot," Anne declared.
Notes:
That's the first arc, folks! Rounded out with news from Earth.
I'd like to thank everyone who made it this far. This story has plenty more in the tank, especially as the action will be moving southwards to a large extent from now on and we're going to be meeting a whole lot more familiar characters.I would also like to thank @pete132 and @calamityj0n on the Alternate History forum for nominating this story for the Turtledove Award this year in the ASOIAF category. It's an honour simply to be nominated.
Chapter 25: Cressen
Notes:
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Chapter Text
The throne hall of Dragonstone shook with the shout from the throats of every kneeling lord present. Though they were few and all others had been cleared from the castle, they spoke loud enough that one would think the dragons carved into the stone walls had lent their voices to the men. And their words were the same.
HAIL STANNIS, KING!
Words spoken with anger over the audacity of the Queen-Regent, though Cressen was an old man, and well experienced in the thinking of noblemen of middling rank. Their enthusiasm was not provided by moral outrage. It came from the opportunity for many of their number to regain a place lost to history. Loyalty to the Mad King in the previous war had cost some of them dearly.
Velaryon, Celtigar, Sunglass, Bar Emmon… Old and famous vassals of the Targaryens left without a benefactor of note. No more. The lords of the Narrow Sea and the lords of the Crownlands now had someone to call king again, and they were determined to put him on the Iron Throne, so that they might have the influence and prestige denied to them by the man's own brother.
You're being too harsh, Cressen thought to himself from his perch off to the side, Their loyalty is not only self-serving. It was earned. He looked to Stannis, flanked by two fires, sitting on the throne of dark granite that Aegon the Conqueror had ruled from before conquering the Seven Kingdoms.
The new king was dressed in black and gold, and wore no crown. Instead, he wore an expression of determination, his heavy brow un-knitted and jaw relaxed. He is pleased, Cressen knew, and could not help but feel the same way despite himself. Despite the message he had in his robes, delivered by raven not an hour earlier.
Selyse and Shireen were present too, their own perch on the opposite side to that of Cressen's own. The king's wife seemed to glow with pride as she beamed at the assembled lords, the king's daughter only looked to her father worriedly.
It is a terrible thing when a child has more sense than their mother, Cressen thought, as he regarded the pair. The red woman stood over them, as tall as Selyse easily, though far more comely. Red silk wrapped tightly over pale, clear skin, and a ruby tied around her throat… Even the lords could not help but steal glances. But only Cressen himself looked at her with the suspicion she deserved.
"My lords!" Stannis declared, "I thank you for your loyalty and good sense. Together, we shall assure the rightful king shall always sit on the throne, and the depravity of the Lannisters will be remembered forever. Our enemies are doomed."
A cheer went up. The King frowned at the interruption, briefly.
"We have much work to do. These are my commands; ready your ships, rally your men-at-arms, prepare for war."
The King glanced at the red woman. What has she said to him? Cressen thought, What happened to the boy and the man who valued wise counsel and would never have fallen for a foreign witch's prattles? He could not believe it was the same reason many of the other lords would have paid her mind; a face and a body.
"And heed this; by the time we may move, much may have changed already. The coming war shall not be short. Tywin Lannister is no fool, even if his bastard grandson is. And his treasury is full of gold. This will require all our strength. Go now, I expect to hear of your preparations soon."
The lords rose as one, gave their bows and withdrew from the hall. Stannis quickly signalled for Ser Davos Seaworth to stay behind, and for Cressen to join him by the throne. Selyse quickly took Shireen out of the hall, but the red woman stayed behind, hovering at three paces from the King. Begone, witch.
"My king," Ser Davos said as he approached, "What do you need of me?"
"My ravens to the Stormlords have gone unanswered," Stannis said, with a look to Cressen, "And no one has word of Renly since he left King's Landing. We know he has not returned to Storm's End, but nothing else."
"Much of the Crownlands are now loyal to Lannister gold," Ser Davos said with a sniff, "The Queen was spreading it around for years. Perhaps Renly is having trouble escaping them." It could have happened that way, but Cressen knew the former smuggler better than that. He was searching for a good reason why the king's brother might not have returned to Storm's End, but wasn't so stupid as to dismiss the possibility that Renly was dead or had done something infinitely more unwise.
"My brother is a fanciful fool," Stannis said through gritted teeth, "But he had a significant retinue with him, and the Tyrell boy. He escaped. If I had to guess, he makes for Highgarden, to sit out the war. I just hope his friendship with the Tyrells keeps him from being held as hostage against me."
"The Tyrells have no love of the Lannisters, my king," Cressen said.
"Nor of their rightful king," Stannis replied, "And it is not yet the time to declare my claim to the greater realm. The Starks do not march, and Lady Arryn's instability troubles me. She has not sent her son as her husband promised, and word from Gulltown is she has not left the Eyrie since arriving."
"The time to declare yourself will come," intoned the red woman, "That, I can promise." Her voice was deep and warm in an accent that could only be from the furthest end of Essos. No wonder men and women fall for her tricks.
But the King was unimpressed. There was hope yet. "Be sure to tell me when the time does arrive," Stannis said, "In the mean time, I have need of your sailing and smuggling talents, Davos."
"For what, your Grace?"
"I need sellswords and sellsails. Tywin Lannister has deep pockets. He may prolong war with gold, by way of buying men and ships from Essos. You have contacts among such men yourself, I would buy them first."
"Unwise, my lord," Cressen interrupted, "Such men cannot be trusted. The Lannisters could bribe them to betray us."
"They can be trusted to fight for gold once contracted," Stannis responded, "They do so yearly in the Free Cities. And it is Your Grace, now."
Cressen bowed his head in apology, trying to ignore the red eyes of the red woman boring into him. What do you want from me?
"I shall bring men and ships, your Grace," Ser Davos confirmed, "Including my own from Cape Wrath, such as they are."
"Good. And once you have sent swords and ships, I would have you learn why the stormlords are not answering their king, and have them pledge their strength to ours."
Ser Davos' face curled. "They are lords, my king. I'm just a smuggler to their eyes. Someone of higher worth may be a better choice to speak to them."
"You are of higher worth, and the king's messenger besides, they will hear what you have to say and hear it in my voice," Stannis intoned gravely, "I could send a boy of ten to deliver such a question, and I would expect the same answer from the lords. I am the king. I would have them recognise it or reveal themselves as false."
"Yes, Your Grace," Ser Davos said, not mollified, "I will do as you command."
"I know you will," Stannis replied, "Now go…"
Cressen quickly intercepted Ser Davos' arm before the knight could leave, almost being dragged to the ground in doing so. The knight quickly steadied both of them with his mutilated hand, surprised at the movement.
"If I might, my king, two letters arrived from Castle Black that are… strange," Cressen said with a deep breath, "They talk of matters of great import if true. I think you might value the counsel of a worldly man in reading them, and I am sure Ser Davos such a man."
Stannis' brow moved ever so slightly upwards, his curiosity piqued. "Very well."
His stomach turning at what he was about to say, Cressen bowed his head again and retrieved the raven scroll. "Lord Commander Mormont and Maester Aemon both write to say that the Free Folk are assembling an army… And the dead are rising north of the Wall, turned into the slaves of the White Walkers returned again."
A silence fell over the hall that felt like it lasted for an hour, the stern blue eyes of the king boring into Cressen. He wonders if I have lost my mind.
"What?" Stannis snapped, grabbing the raven scroll, "Is this some sort of jape?"
Cressen shook his head slowly. If only it was. "The letter states explicitly that it is not and is genuine," he replied, "Chieftains showed up with some strange foreigners to negotiate moving the wildlings south of the Wall. They brought one of the resurrected dead to show the Lord Commander. Maester Aemon's letter goes into great detail about it."
He held up the other scroll, only to have it plucked from his fingers by the red woman, her eyes seeming to glow slightly. What business has a shadowbinder with the far North? he asked himself.
"They say dead men are rising north of the Wall?" Ser Davos asked, "Even if that is true, what do they expect us to do about it? I can't believe they would send this message to every great house."
"They haven't," Stannis said, his eyes moving from side to side as he read the rest of the letter, "The Night's Watch want to buy dragonglass, and half this island is made of it. They say it is only weapon other than fire or Valyrian steel that can kill the wights and the Walkers."
Ser Davos shook his head in disbelief.
"If I might suggest allowing them the dragonglass, my king," Cressen said, "Mayhaps they tell the truth. It is certainly possible. I have never considered Maester Aemon to be a foolish or frivolous man, he is well regarded even today at the Citadel."
"Jeor Mormont is not a fool either," Stannis agreed, "Even if his son is."
Cressen tried to remember what Mormont's son had done to earn the title of fool, but failed. Ten years ago I would have remembered such a thing at once.
"They could have discovered a superstition or obsession of the wildlings with the substance, and wish to profit from it," Ser Davos suggested, to Cressen's approval, "Does it really matter if it's for fighting dead men? No reason we can't profit too. It's well known the Watch haven't received the bounty of the realm."
"As well they shouldn't," Stannis replied, "It is the dumping ground for rapers, thieves, bastards and spare northern sons. What is the point of the Starks being Wardens of the North if they rely on such men to defend them from wildlings?"
Cressen frowned. "Your Grace, men did not build a wall hundreds of feet high to defend against wildlings that cannot even build a catapult. But Ser Davos may be right too. It is impossible to know soon. Ravens can take weeks to reach that far north at times."
A curious look came over Stannis' face. One that Cressen had never seen before. The sight of it scared him. What has happened to you, my boy?
The king looked to the red woman. "Well?" he said in a demanding tone, "Maester Cressen says it is impossible to know the mind of the men of the Night's Watch for weeks. My wife claims you have sight beyond sight. You predicted certain events before, what say you to this challenge?"
Cressen felt sweat begin to drop down his neck, feeling like ice. Predict certain events? What events?
The red woman did not reply, but smiled, holding out her lovely hand towards the king and looking at the letter from Lord Commander Mormont. The king placed the scroll in her grasp. She took both it and the scroll from Maester Aemon, and dropped them in the fire to the right of the throne. She did not take her eyes off the flames, as they rose higher than the two slips ought to have allowed. Cressen swore the ruby at her throat glowed slightly.
For a moment, nothing happened save for the paper of the scrolls being consumed. Cressen began to hope she was a false witch, a woman simply adept at reading the fears and hopes of the sort of person Selyse was. But as his sweating stopped, the red woman recoiled from the fire a step. Ser Davos moved to catch her, and the king shifted his weight. She recovered without help and returned to her place, eyes enraptured by the licking orange waves.
"The Wall and Castle Black have already fallen," the red woman said, with no small amount of surprise.
The king blew out a breath with amusement. "The White Walkers?" he asked.
The red woman shook her head slightly. "No, Your Grace. The foreigners the Lord Commander spoke of."
"Who are they?"
"I see four banners. A snowbear on a field of lillies. An eagle with wings of flame, perched on a harp in a green field. A golden dragon flying in a deep blue sky towards a white sun. A lion with a thick mane, a crown on its head, standing in a field of blood. All of them carry a red leaf of a maple tree."
Cressen baulked. "How could four foreign nobles take Castle Black? Do they have retinues with them?"
The red woman looked against into the fire. "I see them carve through the Wall with fire and smoke, cut down men of the Night's Watch as if they are nothing. It was not magic, I would have felt such a thing before now, but some clever knowledge. Many of the ones you call wildlings are now south of the great barrier."
Cressen did not know why, but he believed the words. He felt his heart lurch, his chest tighten. By the gods…
"I know not these sigils… save perhaps for a crowned lion…" Stannis thought aloud, his eyes briefly glazing over in thought, "But it could not be the lion of Lannister. There are none of that line at the Wall to my knowledge, and certainly none among the wildlings."
Ser Davos made a noise from his throat. Cressen knew he did not want to address the red woman directly, but the Onion Knight had a question nonetheless. "Are you saying the Night's Watch… They are all dead?"
"No. The Watch yet lives. It seems the Lord still has use for them."
Or the foreigners do. Cressen could not contain an outburst at that. "If the Watch lives, their purpose lives and the Wall has not truly fallen. I suppose you shall say we should not send the dragonglass regardless? That our king has other concerns?"
The red woman tilted her head, like he had just said something stupid. "No, the Lord of Light commands it. We must send the dragonglass, and be prepared for more. Once King's Landing and the Iron Throne belong to Stannis of the House Baratheon, we must look to the north. The Great Enemy has indeed stirred from his rest. There is still time to undo his machinations, but it will require the full strength of the Westerosi."
The king stood from his throne, lurching upwards to his full height and over the red woman's own. "How do I know you are telling me the truth? You say the dead are rising, and the North is being invaded by a wildling army led by foreigners unknown to our shores."
"No, Your Grace. The wildlings are led by one of their own, a man in black wool and red silk, a King Beyond the Wall."
Stannis' jaw clenched and his eyes narrowed. "It matters not. If the Starks have wildlings to their north, or worse, they may hesitate to march south."
The red woman smiled brightly. "Worry not, Your Grace. The fires have shown that no matter who prevails, your enemies will suffer. The Lord of Light shall shine his light upon the victor."
"I do not believe in gods. My faith has never been rewarded."
"You shall, and it will."
"Answer my question. Why should I believe you?"
"One day, you shall learn the truth of what happened at the Wall, through others. On that day, if what I have said is false, kill me."
Cressen exchanged a look with Ser Davos. The red woman had just talked herself into a bet she could not withdraw. The king sat back down on the throne, and took the red woman's hand. The gesture lacked force, but it was not a kindly touch. "I shall remember that."
"I have no fear of being proven wrong, nor of death, Your Grace," the red woman replied.
Stannis' demeanour softened slightly, and he released her hand. "We shall see." He looked to no one in particular. "Leave me. I wish to be alone."
Alone or alone with her? It was a question that could not be asked. "So be it, Your Grace," Cressen replied, joining Ser Davos with a bow. To the visible surprise of both, the red woman did the same, and followed them out of the hall. Ser Davos made his apologies and rushed off to begin his preparations for the tasks the king had set for him. Without the Onion Knight's companionship to protect him, Cressen attempted to increase his pace to escape the other person present, but the red woman was tall and he was old.
"Maester," she intoned, catching up to him without trying, "My name is Melisandre of Asshai. You would do well to remember the name, and heed the words of the Lord of Light. The night is dark and full of terrors. It draws close for you in particular."
Anger bubbled up in Cressen, out of the deepest part of his soul. "My lady, I shall be long dead before I heed the commands of your strange god."
The 'Lady' Melisandre inclined her head in a nod. "Yes, I believe you shall."
Notes:
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Chapter 26: The Crownless
Notes:
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Chapter Text
Each day's ride through the Gift was relentless.
They always started with something the Canadians called 'reveille' at dawn, a loud droning horn blast to wake all. Jon didn't think he could hate a horn so much, and it was obvious from every face that even the wildlings felt the same way.
Tents would be struck and packs loaded onto the horses, ponies and unicorns. A light breakfast would be had, for both men and mounts. The Canadians would then get inside their metal beast with Rowan Umber and it would take them away at great speed down the Kingsroad. From that point, three chieftains were in charge, though they often argued with the princess called Val. Two were called Ygritte and Ryk, the third was unknown to Jon.
Next came riding for every daylight hour. The wildling families and their herds moving south got off the road to allow passage of the column, while others dispersed into the countryside to settle.
This monotony was broken up with regular stops to rest, but they never seemed long enough to truly recover before the march resumed.
By command of Michael Duquesne, Jon rode with Val and her escort in the centre. Ygritte, the chieftain of the Laughing Tree tribe, rode at the front with the strange banners, and 'Longspear' Ryk, her second, rode at the back. At the pauses, Jon wondered if this was to prevent either him or the princess from riding away easily, or if it was to keep their own men and spearwives in line.
By the time the sun was getting low, the column had caught up with the Canadian machine, which travelled a steady rate each day. The foreigners from another world spent most of their time waiting for the riders to catch up, Jon quickly understood. The combination of their ease and his fatigue from the march made him feel resentment towards them, though he knew it was childish and born of his own pain.
The camp was usually complete with corral and palisades made from large stakes by the time the unicorn riders caught up at sunset. They rode in their own column to the rear.
The larger shaggy mounts were misliked by the horses, and were slower to move. They could also carry more, could move for longer without rest, and could eat plants and roots the horses could not. In fact, the evening feed for the horses was carried by these creatures in large saddlebags or in chariot-like carts. The unicorns themselves preferred stripping the local plant cover bare to eating grain.
Superior to horses in every way, one tribesman from another clan said to another, Except that they smell like cowshit fermented in sweat. Jon thought that description was insufficient, and thanked the gods the creatures slept downwind at all times. The foreigners must've had the same thought.
A meal followed by deep sleep was the way for most; all were exhausted after the exertions of the day, and it was the Canadians kept the night watch. Jon slept in his own simple tent made of hide nearby them; the wildlings were polite but no friends of his, that much was sure. The whole mass of them got just enough sleep before it all started again. Jon awoke each morning to find Ghost had joined him in the night.
After three days of that pace, there was a rest day. The Canadians did not want to stop, but the chieftains convinced them otherwise. Jon felt the exchange was very strange. Of course they do not know when horses need rest days, he mused to himself, They don't need horses to move about their realm at all. That such a people could exist had been beyond his comprehension only a few weeks earlier.
By coincidence and their excellent pace, the rest day fell just as they had reached the northern border of his father's lands, or near enough.
To the west of the road was the Wolfswood, to the east was the fallowlands of the Gift, the plains. Both directions had visible 'Free Folk' camps besides his own, these particular wildlings wanting to be as far south at possible without breaking trust with their King, or the Canadians that had just arrived.
There were also warning signs in runes carved on standing stones, telling travellers they were now in the Gift and so subject to the laws of the Night's Watch and the judgment of its Lord Commander. Jon had remembered seeing them on the way to Castle Black. I'm going home, he thought numbly as he walked over to one to investigate. Ghost padded after him, not having disappeared into the woods for once
"Subject to the laws of King Mance, now," said a woman's voice from behind.
Annoyance simmering up at the remark, Jon turned to find the princess standing behind him. Her bright blue eyes were looking directly at him, for her height was akin to his, and her blonde hair tied up in a long braid shook as she approached still closer. Gods, she is pretty. He bowed his head without thinking. "Princess… Apologies, I didn't hear you approach."
The princess let out a rumbling, mocking laugh that sent the blood straight to Jon's face in anger and embarrassment. She idled up beside Ghost and began stroking him behind the ear. "Still haven't learned after all our talk, Lord Snow? I'm no southron. Even if I'm to carry the name Umber for this journey. My sister is Queen. That does not make me a princess. My name is Val."
You've got the Umber mannerism of saying whatever you want, Jon thought with a frown, before looking away. "I was simply being courteous. It is a habit of mine. You can expect such courtesies when we arrive at Winterfell."
She regarded him for a moment. With pity, to his horror.
"Aye, I'm sure many such things were beaten into you there," Val said, "My mother told me many things of the South. Mance more still. No doubt your fine lords will think me a bastard too. The gods be thanked I am not a child to bend so easily to such notions."
"I was never beaten."
"You can beat someone down without a touch, Jon Snow."
Jon looked at her again, and saw sincerity. His resentment rose. Does she know her fate? "My brother is going to like you, my lady."
It was Val's turn to frown. "Why would that matter?"
"I was brought up in a noble household. I know why you asked me about him and my family. I know what Mance is trying to propose by sending you. A king or a lord does not send a young unmarried woman to another's keep with anything else in mind."
Val's face hardened, the frown disappearing behind a mask, from which only her eyes were a clue as to her thoughts. She was examining him. "Keep your tongue still about it."
Not a request, Jon thought, glancing at her belt where a sword and knife hung in easy reach. The movement of his gaze seemed to break the mask.
"I've gelded bigger men than you, Lord Snow, for trying to sneak into my tent," Val said, as a matter of fact, "Though none carried Valyrian steel. Perhaps you will best me. But do not count on it."
Realising what she meant, Jon blushed furiously for second time, though this was not out of anger. She thought I was looking at something other than her weapons.
Rescue came in the form of the thump of horse hooves, causing both Jon and Val to turn towards their source. The chieftain Ygritte was riding up towards them atop a jet black horse. The young woman was wearing a Canadian helmet with its strange protrusion for speaking to others over distance by radio, her bright red hair leaking out of the bottom of it. Her necklace of the strange brass tubes that somehow fed the Canadian weapons jingled slightly as she got nearer, a reminder of to whom she owed allegiance.
What does she want? Jon thought wearily.
"Michael Duquesne needs both of you further up the road," the chieftain said.
"Why?" Val demanded.
Ygritte wheeled her horse around them. "Trouble ahead. Someone has hung one of the boys that came south at an inn. And since both Eddard Stark's son and Dalla's sister is here, Duquesne thinks you can do something about it."
The chieftain rode off back the way she came, without further elaboration. Jon did not require any. He knew where to go.
"An inn?" Val asked, "What inn?"
"The Last Inn," Jon replied, "Only place to sleep in a bed on the Kingsroad between here and Mole's Town, unless you want to break into the homes of the smallfolk. It is usually hunters from the Umber lands that stay there, or so my uncle Benjen told me."
The fur-clothed body swung from the upper arch of a gateway, the rope slipping inside the hood to choke it. From the colour of the skin at the hand, the hanged man could not have breathed his last more than half a day before.
Gods, Jon prayed on seeing it up close, He is of an age with me. Clearly, this was one of the 'boys' that had been allowed through the Wall by virtue of the strange customs of the Canadians, who did not consider those below the age of eighteen years to be grown men.
The gates themselves were wide open to reveal the inn itself within; a high roofed, stout structure of ironwood with its doors and shutters closed tight, large enough for a whole herd of cattle or horses. Jon had stayed there when travelling to Castle Black, but only for a few hours.
His uncle Benjen had said it was made out of an old barn, by men who preferred the lower, poorly-collected taxes of the Night's Watch to those of the Umbers. Not a chance they will open their doors to me now.
The Canadians were nowhere to be found. Their horseless cart was not to be found in the yard of the inn, nor by the side of the Kingsroad. The tracks on the road told that they had been there before, and not long ago. Following the tracks into the distance with his eyes, Jon saw the unnatural beast off beside the nearest camp of Free Folk families.
"This means trouble," he thought aloud, hand going to his sword as he brought his horse to a stop.
"You don't need to be wise to see that," Val replied, riding closer to inspect the body, "One of Gerrick Kingsblood's tribe, or I'm a Thenn. No wonder he thought he could take what he wanted. Gerrick is haughty, and so are those that follow him."
She looked towards the camp. "They must have moved like the Others had breached the Wall to make it this far south so quickly."
"Right into the hands of the lords of the North," Jon stated, "They'll be the first caught by your cousins' men. And a hanging is the least they can expect."
"We will not allow it," Val replied, voice as cold as a north wind, "This is not like the times before when we have invaded the South, Jon Snow."
Jon opened his mouth to state otherwise… but found he had no argument against that. There were wights within sight at that very moment, tied and trussed up under furs, but still there. They gurgle in the night, sometimes. "You're right," he said, taking his hand off his sword, "It isn't."
Val's eyes flickered to him. "Lord Snow, I wonder," she said, "If you were kneeler-lord of Winterfell, what would you do?"
"I can never be lord of Winterfell," Jon replied bitterly, "It is not my place."
His reward was narrowed eyes of impatience and a flick of her long braid as her head moved. "Imagine the gods make it so, as they brought the Canadians. Remembering all that has happened, what would you do?"
What would Father do? Jon thought, his mind wandering to the details of a possible answer before he could notice, Can I answer honestly? He decided there was no point in hiding it. The Free Folk seemed adept at detecting a lie.
"I would do my duty as Warden of the North. I would gather my banners and fight you as quickly as I could," he said, "I would guard against my men committing excesses against your women and children. Once I had inflicted a large enough defeat, or captured your King, then I would make alliance against the Others and turn south to deal with the Lannisters." I would make you bend the knee.
Val breathed out a sigh, and read him like an open tome. "You would make us bend the knee, then. Why would you do that? You know what we face. Every man and spearwife you kill is one that cannot fight against the Others."
"Because someone needs to be in charge," Jon replied, before pointing at the hung boy of fifteen years, "Even if my brother agrees to let you live in the Gift, the agreement will be tested again and again until it breaks. We might both be blood of the First Men, but we live differently. Who will decide whether hanging this boy was justice or murder?"
A continuous roar in the distance announced the approach of the Canadians. Jon could see their machine moving around the Free Folk camp now in a slow arc. Horse riders followed in its wake, including the chieftain Ygritte, easily identified by her helmet.
When he looked back, he saw that Val's gaze had softened again, and a small smile spread across her lips. "So you do know something," she said, "My father often said to win a fight, you think about what your enemy would do. Now I know what you will do."
"Am I your enemy?" Jon asked.
"You are a Crow," Val said, as if that explained everything, "What will your brother do? Will he ride north to destroy us? Or will he do what you would do and leave us alive to fight wights?"
The memory of Robb and Catelyn when last he saw them flashed into Jon's mind from memory. Both standing together, waving goodbye, one sad to see her husband and daughters go, the other including him in his sadness. Their hair and eyes identical in colour. Tully colours.
Ghost nudged Jon's nose with his nose, causing the horse to shift uncomfortably. Jon understood what the wolf was doing. The lump in his throat that he hadn't even noticed melted away. "My brother can't ride north," he admitted, "Not unless you were to attack further south, and even then, Robb could not move with the strength needed to end a war with the wil… Free Folk quickly."
"Why not?"
"His mother is from the Riverlands, even further south. She married my father for an alliance, and her homeland is being raided. And my father is a prisoner of the same lords who have attacked it. Honour demands that Robb and his host must move further south, not north. The riverlords would not understand or accept anything less."
"So he will agree to our terms?"
"It will depend on the terms…" Jon answered. And if the lords accept you as an Umber and Lady of Winterfell out of desperation. "But it is not impossible."
The Canadians in their green armour, black boots and white coats finally arrived, and dismounted from their machine quickly. Rowan Umber descended too, helped by the one called Sayer. She was old, particularly for the Free Folk, and was tall too.
"Cut him down," commanded Duquesne to O'Neill, pointing at the hanged man.
"Yes, sir," the Sergeant replied with enthusiasm, pulling a steel knife from a sheath on the front of his armour. "You in the inn! I'm cutting the kid down. You don't like it? Shove it up yer hole!" No reply came and the man moved to the rope.
The Canadian leader looked to Jon and Val, as Zheng hovered behind, her weapon in hand. There is definitely going to be trouble, Jon thought.
"Mister Stark, dismount and get your magic sword out," Duquesne said to Jon, "The rest day you insisted upon isn't going to be restful."
Jon complied, getting out of his saddle and tying up his horse, before returning sword-in-hand. Val dismounted too, though she kept her knife and sword away. "What happened?" he asked.
"Negotiations failed," Duquesne said, "The innkeepers can't just hang people and put them on display. Eventually someone is going to take offence to that. It looks like the local clan want to teach the inhabitants some manners. We need to prevent it."
Jon moved so he could see the wildling camp past the foreign machine. Several dozen figures were mustering for a fight, spears, shields and axes collected from tents and packs. The skull of a stag with full antlers was visible atop one spear, the standard of this particular tribe. There'll be a battle.
"Should it not be certain Free Folk taught some manners?" Jon asked, gently, "The men inside did not hang this boy for nothing, it's not their way. We can't stay here protecting the inn forever."
"Already have an idea about that," Zheng replied, her black eyes peering at Jon over a smirking smile, "We weren't born yesterday."
"What idea?" Val asked.
"First thing is first, your Highness," Duquesnse said, watching as O'Neill finally lowered the boy's corpse to the ground, "The cavalry is en route now."
A long, drawn out horn blast sounded from the north, a sound that made Jon curl inside as it was the same as the reveille. Down the Kingsroad at a trot, the unicorns and their riders came, helmets on. Their barge-pole lances were held ready for the tilt towards the sky, the Laughing Tree banner carried on the foremost.
"Zheng, take Sayer, mount up and move to an enfilade position down the road," Duquesne commanded, "Let's not screw up this little gaomilaksir, no shooting before I command it."
The woman gave the strange salute of the Canadians by bringing her hand to her helmeted head, and pulled Sayer into the machine again, before it roared off again southwards down the road some hundred paces. It turned in a great ring like a snake, so its 'head' faced towards the camp where the wildling warriors gathered. Zheng and Sayer reappeared in the roof of the machine, their strange weapons ready.
What must war be like on their world? Jon wondered, Do they duel atop hundreds of such machines charging at each other, like knights?
Duquesne approached, wary of the direwolf at Jon's side. "Jon Stark, I have a legal question. Not sure if you're the person to ask but you're the only option I have."
Jon nodded. "I have often attended my father when he deals with such matters."
The Canadian made a strange gesture with his fingers, creating a loop between his thumb and forefinger with the others straight. "What are the punishments for killing an intruder and mutilation of a corpse?"
Jon saw why he was asking immediately. "Intruders in your home or place of commerce can be killed freely, though you must declare it so that no one can accuse you of breaking guest right. If you don't declare it, you can be accused of murder."
Duquesne nodded, though his eyes were on the unicorn riders. They had formed a rough line to charge across the open field at the other wildlings. I would not like to be in front of those lances and horns, Jon thought, Not even with a thousand pikemen.
"And mutilation?" the Canadian asked.
Jon frowned. He couldn't recall a time his father had ever dealt with such a matter. And he hadn't received the same teachings on the law that Robb had. "I am not sure, but it would be a lesser offence. Flogging and exile, or payment to the family, I should think. If it's a bad case, they might be mutilated themselves."
Both Duquense and O'Neill grimaced at the word flogging, an expression that only got worse when mutilation-in-turn was mentioned. They had an exchange in their own language, a look of resignation soon fell over both their faces.
"It might come to that more than once," O'Neill said, returning to the Common tongue, "They used to call it the English vice, back when Napoleon was kicking about."
"It might," Duquense agreed, before he took his weapon in hand.
The wildlings had left their camp and were advancing across the field slowly, wary of the unicorn cavalry more than the Canadian machine. They haven't seen the Canadian weapons work in person, Jon realised, hoping they wouldn't need to. The little warband was made up mostly of young women and boys, led on by their elder women. They didn't need to die.
"Princess," O'Neill asked, "If that inn was across the border in Umber lands, would the Kingsblood clan stay away?"
"Yes," Val stated with certainty, "They swore oaths. Gerrick would not forgive them who broke one. And they know Mance would be angry."
Another exchange between the Canadians in their own tongue followed the answer.
"Ah yeah," O'Neill nodded at last, "He did seem like he had a stick up his arse. Descendant of a King Beyond the Wall and all that shite."
Val let out a little laughter. "Aye, that's Gerrick. He tried to steal me once by arguing his bloodline, the fool."
O'Neill joined in the laugh. Jon felt a clutch in his chest at the sight of them both laughing, unable to identify where it came from.
"All to our advantage now, Princess," Duquense intoned, "Let's begin."
The two remaining Canadians struck out at a march towards the wildling warband, whispering orders over their radios, and bringing their weapons to their shoulders. Jon quickly followed, as did Val.
When they were about halfway between the Kingsroad and the warband, the foreigners stopped dead. Duquesne gave a single command. "Now."
From the machine in the distance, a thunder erupted from the large weapon atop it. The bullets zipped and cracked through the air, over the heads of the warband. That stopped the warriors in their tracks, but the Canadians did not stop there. Duquesne and O'Neill both raised their own rifles and shot three times in succession, again aiming above the warriors. The warband stopped, took a knee and raised their shields.
Duquesne nodded to O'Neill, as both lowered their weapons.
"Now that we have your attention!" O'Neill shouted, "Send out people to talk! We won't ask twice!"
Seemingly without hesitation, an old woman pushed her way through the shieldwall and walked towards them, pieces of antler hanging from threads all over her furs. Brave, Jon thought, And not because the Canadians might kill her. The warriors she had pushed through did not look pleased that she had left them.
"Who are you Canadians to tell us what to do?" the woman said, addressing O'Neill rather than Duquesne, "We are the Kingsblood."
"I'm the guy with the gun," O'Neill replied, shaking his rifle by its handle.
The old woman scoffed. "Your sorcery doesn't scare me, Canadian. Justice must be had for the boy those kneelers killed. The gods see the right of it."
Jon wanted to laugh. It wasn't the first time he had heard someone justify themselves like that. He had watched his father take their heads. "The laws of the gods do not say you can kill a person for defending their home," he said, "And they also say you don't disrespect a dead man's body. Both you and the innkeepers have wronged each other."
"The Stark speaks rightly," Val added, "You cannot kill a village because one of your boys failed to steal a wife. This is against our own laws."
The old woman grumbled to herself, knowing it to be true. "Our laws don't speak to kneelers."
"They speak wherever we of the Free Folk stand," Val said, "You are about to break your oath to Mance and the gods."
The old woman eyed the King's goodsister with an evil eye. "We break no oaths, Val of Snow's End."
Thinking fast, Jon saw what the Canadians had intended all along and what Val had caught onto. I hope the Lord Commander will agree with what I do.
He flourished and pointed Longclaw at the inn. "That place is not the Gift," he said, "As an officer of the Night's Watch, I declare it the land of the Umbers, who are sworn to my father, Eddard Stark. Your oath was to not settle beyond the Gift or raid the kneelers."
"And Mance will accept it as Umber land," Val agreed, "As King of the Gift, he will see a raid on the inn as breaking your oath. And even if you kill us all, he will find out."
The old woman scoffed, pointing a gnarled finger at Val. "This Stark-blooded Crow's words come out of your mouth. What of the boy killed! The kneelers didn't swear an oath, can they can kill us freely and hang our bodies like Ice River savages?"
"The innkeepers will be punished," Duquesne said, "According to the custom of this land."
"And what will that punishment be, I wonder?" the old woman sighed, "Perhaps a reward of silver for killing a 'wildling'? Is that not the custom of this land?"
It is, Jon's mind thought, his memory of the wildlings trying to take his brother strong in his mind, Father would have rewarded smallfolk for stopping those wildlings.
"Flogging," Duquesne stated, his previous discomfort with the word well hidden, "For hanging the body. The killing was justified by self defence."
The old woman's eyes widened. She hadn't expected that answer. "You would flog the men who hung the boy?"
Duquesne hesitated. Do they not flog men where he is from? "No, I'm not a lord here," he said, "But I would not stop you doing it, under the supervision of Jon as an officer of the Watch and Val as the King's representative."
"And what if the inn men want revenge?" the old woman asked.
"You have the right to self defence as much as they do," Jon replied.
Another horn blast sounded, higher and more shrill than before. The whole group turned to see a pair of riders moving at the gallop down and towards them. Ryk and Ygritte.
"Michael Duquesne!" 'Longspear' hollered, "The wargs have spotted a kneeler host coming up the Kingsroad!"
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Chapter 27: The Gift
Notes:
Splitting the chapter into pre-battle and battle ones, due to length (and a need to rewrite the battle). Apologies for the delay, writer's block has been immense.
Chapter Text
The leadership council met less than an hour after news of the 'kneeler' force; the chiefs of the Laughing Tree, the chieftain of the unicorn riders, Michael's own section and Michael himself. Tagging along were Rowan, Val and Jon, though they were technically not part of it, and the old chief of the Kingsblood camp called Rikka, because she could bring more warriors into the equation.
O'Neill and Zheng had been forced to use in the crawler to gather up the others, as Ygritte had taken a party out to hunt (with some success), and the unicorn riders had moved their mounts to graze on the wild grasses of the plain to the east. Michael had spent the intervening time speaking in detail with the young warg Iola, the one that had spotted the enemy through the eyes of her white gyrfalcon. She had provided all the details.
Now the others awaited his word on what was coming, standing outside the inn where Michael himself had judged the best possibility for a defence could be made. It was damn good ground for that, in fact, which was probably why 'The Last Inn' was built there in the first place.
He began to explain, and hoped to get some answers from those present with more knowledge of the local lords.
"Seven hundred. They'll be here by mid-afternoon tomorrow. They're marching under a banner of yellow with green thistles on it."
"House Norrey," Jon Stark blurted out. Everyone turned their heads towards the young man. He looked thoroughly embarrassed he had said it.
Michael wasn't sure if his reaction to his own words was because he had given intelligence away, or if it was because he had spoken up like a schoolkid answering a teacher's question. Maybe he's taught things like lords' houses in such a way.
"House Norrey?"
"One of the mountain clans of the Starklands," Val answered before Stark could refuse, pointing towards the mountains to the southwest, "See those two peaks closest to us? They live in a valley that begins there, between the two of them. They prefer stave weapons and slings, but they have good armour like most kneelers. Better than the Crows."
Knowing exactly how Val had that information, Michael frowned for a moment, considering whether or not to ask her if that snippet should have been told to him before they left. Raiders must regularly make it this far south.
"I pray to the gods they're not akin to our mountain clans," Chief Rikka mumbled through her worn teeth, "Last thing we need is cannibals."
I hope they are alike, Michael thought to himself, Your mountain clans aren't equipped to fight anyone. "The warg reported poleaxes and slings," he confirmed to Val, "So that checks out. Sergeant, what is our current strength?"
"Four hundred and twenty six," O'Neill replied, "Three hundred Laughing Tree exactly, a hundred and twenty two unicorn riders, and us four. None sick or wounded, unless you count a sore arse."
"I don't," Michael replied flatly.
"We've about a hundred me…boys and spearwives," Rikka added.
Rescued yourself there, Michael thought, You almost admitted some of the boys are old enough to be men.
A rumble of disapproval sounded from beside the old woman. The man who made it was chief of the unicorn riders, Marcach. He was not a tall man, but he was built 'like a brick shithouse' in the words of the Sergeant.
Thick arms for carrying a long bargepole lance, and thick legs for clutching to the looped saddles his people used to ride unicorns, both bulged through the skins and furs wrapped around him. Like most of his people, his hair and beard were cut short, in defiance of the usual Free Folk style. Unicorns liked to chomp and pull on hair, that was how they got the attention of their fellow unicorns.
"Outnumbered," Marcach said, "I usually do not fight when outnumbered."
"Sometimes we don't have a choice," Michael said in return.
The chief shrugged his large shoulders. "True, but sometimes it's wiser to move away or hide. Do these kneelers have horses?"
"A number for scouts. Not sure how early they'll arrive, midday maybe. Far fewer than we have, though I don't think we should risk ours in a fight. We need to get to Winterfell and I don't want to leave anyone behind because the horses got shot full of arrows."
Ryk and Ygritte both agreed with nods.
"Do these 'Norreys' have the same armour as Crows?" Marcach asked, "My tribe hasn't raided south of the Wall."
"Because you're craven," sniffed Rikka, "Your kind did not join Sylas or the true King Beyond the Wall, Redbeard."
"How can a man climb the Wall with an unicorn?" Marcach growled back, "We had no care for the southlands. And still wouldn't, if dead men and their masters weren't coming to kill us."
"Shut up," O'Neill commanded, "The pair of you."
The chiefs complied, albeit without grace.
"Iola saw some sort of armour," Michael said, answering Marcach's question, "Thick coats with studs on them."
"Coat of plates!" Sayer declared, like it was his turn to answer the teacher.
Michael blinked. "Coat of plates?"
Sayer nodded. "Yeah, metal plates bolted inside a tough cloth or leather, that's what the studs are."
"How do you know that?" O'Neill asked.
"Video games."
Michael and O'Neill exchanged looks, but took his word for it.
"Full of useful information, aren't you?" the Sergeant muttered.
Sayer smiled and shrugged. "Wasn't useful before now."
Marcach crossed his arms. "So we're going to fight a warband with more warriors and better armour than what we have. Are we all drunk?"
Michael didn't like that attitude, but kept polite. "Like I said, we need to get to Winterfell, or we'll have far more than seven hundred soldiers to deal with. So we need to run, wait in the forest for the enemy to pass, or fight. Running means delay. Hiding means Mance will need to fight a battle with his own host, which might provoke a larger conflict. Fighting now prevents both of those things, but it'll probably cost us."
"We need to fight," Ygritte insisted.
"Aye," Rikka agreed.
Michael felt his brow raise. "Why's that?"
"This is Free Folk land now," Ygritte said.
"And I can't just move our camp," Rikka agreed, "Our herds are away grazing up in the hills. I've no way to know where the shepherds have taken them. They could come down any day and the kneelers would be waiting for them."
"And if you stay, the kneelers will fight you even if you don't want to," Michael said, completing the thought. Though that gives me an advantage.
"You can send someone to wait for the herders," Jon Stark objected, "Warn them off. Fighting my father's bannermen when you want to speak peace shall not endear you to my brother."
"We've no choice, Crow. The herders can't leave the sheep…" Rikka began.
"We'll plan to fight," Michael interrupted, "Then I'll decide what we're doing, based on whether or not I think it has deterrence value." So do what the Sergeant ordered and shut up was a thought he left unsaid.
Jon Stark looked sour at Michael's decision, which got his own back up.
"I'd prefer not to leave these people to the tender mercies of your father's men, Mister Stark," Michael stated with absolute certainty, "Because that would destroy the peace just as quickly. We're in the Gift, not the North. If those 'bannermen' cross the border, they're the ones invading."
"My brother will not see it that way."
"That is my problem," Val said, "Not yours." She gestured to Michael. "I would hear your plan."
Perceptive one, Michael thought, You know what I intended in bringing you here.
"Jon, if you wouldn't mind leaving," he said, "I have something for you, but it means you can't know what our intentions are. Sorry."
The teenager slunk off towards his horse in something of a huff, as if Michael had just insulted his honour somehow. Which was probably the case, Michael knew, but all would be explained later and that would probably help. At least his wolf is following him. Ghost padded away, tail bouncing happily.
When he was sure Stark couldn't hear, Michael continued.
"You'll carry out a classic L-shaped ambush," he declared, "With a twist."
"Ell?" asked Ryk.
"Ah, sorry," Michael smiled, "L is one of our letters. I'll show you. Here's where we'll fight."
He took hold of a stick he had brought for the purpose of drawing, and with it quickly sketched out the ground, explaining as he went.
"The north-south Kingsroad, the hill where the inn sits, and the forest on the adjoining foothills, sloping upwards east to west starting at the road. This circle on the inn's hill represents the inn's palisade, and the Xs are where each of the Free Folk camps sit, one near the inn is the Kingsblood one, one way further north in the trees is ours."
Lastly, he drew an L shape across the road, then across the inn and finally downwards, parallel to the road in the high ground among the trees.
"That's the L. You'll set up like this," Michael explained, "One part to stop the Norrey force advancing, another to attack from the side before they can form a proper line. We'll dig defences and make obstacles in the forest so they can't just charge. Since they don't have radios, all this should force the commanders of each section to do whatever they think is best for themselves. They won't be able to coordinate, especially if you shoot anyone with a horn or drum you can see."
"What if they run away south?" Ygritte asked, gesturing with her finger.
"Then you've won," Michael replied, "They're on foot, their wagons won't be able to keep up, and even a unicorn is faster than a man."
"Especially if he's wearing that much metal armour in his jacket," Zheng added, with a glance at Sayer.
Michael nodded. "Ryk, you'll lead the pikes and crossbows. Hide the pike troops behind the inn's palisade until the command to begin, and then block the road here. Crossbows can go on either side of the pikes and then switch to shields and axes when the enemy gets too close."
Ryk gave a casual salute in response, which Michael took as agreement.
"Ygritte, you'll take the real archers with shields and short spears to the middle part here, from north to south. When they've marched almost the full length of the road below you, that's more or less when you'll spring the trap. Fill the kneelers full of arrows as best you can. Kill their own archers and slingers first."
"Giving me the hard part?" Ygritte grinned as she gave a thumbs up, delighted at her role in the scenario. Michael blew an amused breath out, stifling the full laugh. Innuendo aside, her section of the battle line was the most vulnerable, sitting at the place he himself would choose to counterattack. She clearly knew that as well.
"I guess I am," he answered, "But that's why we'll dig some holes and pile up some dirt; to make it safer for your archers and harder for the Norreys to climb up and stomp you."
Michael looked to Rikka next.
"Your warband will be at the top of the L, here. Your job is to stop the enemy rolling the flank in that direction and distract the rear of the column. You should have an easier time of it, our warg saw that it was where the pack animals and supply carts are. And the soldiers guarding them seem younger."
Chief Rikka's eyes gleamed as soon as the words 'pack animals' and 'supply carts' were mentioned. She has loot on her mind, Michael saw, Or maybe just food. Is food counted as loot?
"And us?" Marcach asked, "Where do my riders go?"
"I'll explain that when we get to what happens as soon as the signal is given," Michael replied, "First, I'd like to…"
"What does Jon Stark do?" Val asked, interrupting, "What do I do?"
Interesting, she asked about Stark first. "Exactly what I was about to explain," Michael answered, "Stark is going to ride south today, with a wight. Alongside the Norreys, there's a brother of the Night's Watch. He must have been dispatched by Ser Alliser to fetch reinforcements as soon as possible. Which means other reinforcements could be coming by other ways."
"You're just letting the Crow go?" Marcach asked, "Won't he refuse to come back? Join these Norreys against us?"
Michael shook his head. The kid's character didn't suggest someone who'd break his word, and he seemed genuinely afraid of the Others. "Only place he'd go in that case would be Winterfell. We'd catch up with him, and he likely won't tell his brother anything Mormont hasn't already sent by now."
Val's lip curled. "If a Crow rides with the Norreys, then another rides with the Wulls of the coast also. They will bring warriors to the Shadow Tower. We must warn Dalla."
Dalla? Michael asked himself, Why Dalla and not Mance? Sisterly concern?
"We'll send a rider back north at dawn tomorrow," he agreed, "Jon must go today though, we need him to reach the Norreys and his Crow brother before they reach the Gift, and tomorrow may be too late. With luck, he can convince them of the threat beyond the Wall, and the need for peace. If he fails, we can consider fighting."
There were no objections to that.
"Where will you be?" Rikka asked, gesturing with an antler at the map in the dirt.
Michael pointed a way off the east, at the edge of another forest area. Nowhere near the road or where the fight would be. "Over there."
Rikka's face gathered in confusion, exposing every wrinkle. She looked off into the distance in the direction indicated, telling she at least knew how to read a map. "How do you mean to fight from there?" she asked, "Your weapons can strike from that far?"
"They can, but I don't mean to fight at all," Michael said, "Canada is not at war with the Starks. The Laughing Tree tribe will be considered Free Folk, it can fight. But we can't."
"This again…" Ygritte groaned.
"Are you craven too?" Rikka hissed, "You would have us fight your battle?"
"You're the one camped beside the border," Zheng replied with a shrug, "It's more your battle than ours. We can wait until the Norreys or whatever pass by, or just drive around them. You're the ones who have to fight or run."
Rikka gave her the evil eye in true Satanic witch fashion, to which Zheng simply stared back. The Chief lost the contest and quickly, realising the Corporal was right, as far as Michael could tell. Either that or Zheng's stare was too alien for the old woman to stand.
"We can help in other ways," he insisted, trying to smooth things over, "But if Jon Stark or any of the Norreys go to Winterfell, we need to be able to claim we didn't kill a single one of his father's bannermen and be believed. As far as he's concerned, we're giving you advice at best, not commanding you, understand?"
"How will you help?" Ygritte asked flatly.
"For one, you'll keep your radios," Michael said, "You'll all be able to work together. I have some other ideas too, but that's just for you and Ryk."
Ygritte put her gloved hands on her hips, regarding him with doubt, but said nothing more, accepting his words for now.
Rowan cleared her throat pointedly, twirling a hand in Michael's direction. "If you're not commanding this battle," she said, "Then who is? Or who will Jon Stark think is commanding it?"
Michael smirked. "Val."
Rowan cackled. "Now there's an idea! And he'll believe that? Isn't he a little kneeler, thinking women can't fight or think?"
"We'll make it convincing," Michael said, looking to Val herself, "You and your escort are all archers, right?"
"Yes," Val answered, "Some of the best."
Ygritte snorted. "Aye, so says the soft Snows End girl. Tomorrow you'll go arrow for arrow with me, and we'll see who's best."
Val shot a doubtful look like an arrow back at the spearwife.
"We'll put you on the corner of the L by the inn," Michael said, "It's on a hill, so you can see everything. We'll give you a radio too, so you can actually do the job, though I advise you to follow my ideas." I almost said orders.
"That position is where the slope of the hill is steepest too," O'Neill added, "As soon as Ryk gets moving, you should also be able to shoot over the pikemen into the units coming to engage them. If you're careful."
A small smile shot across Val's face. "This is beginning to sound like a good plan. The Starks won't treat with an untested girl. They may treat with someone who has defeated their bannermen. The Mormonts have such chieftains."
"I hadn't thought of that," Michael lied, "Unfortunate for us that I'm not able to do the same." Unfortunate that the press back home would hang me for attacking first, and more so that bullets don't grow on trees.
"Why don't we use the inn, sir?" O'Neill asked, "It's a fine defensive position."
Let's not open that can of worms. "If we fight, the Norreys need to be defeated in detail," Michael answered, "So they don't just leave us here and march north to rape and kill their way through other camps. And even if they don't, we don't have time for a siege."
The Sergeant scowled. "Harder for this lot to do that than us just shooting the clansmen ourselves, sir," he noted in English.
"Yeah."
The Kingsblood chief cleared her throat, resulting in follow-up coughs that had Marcach moving away from her. "If the Norreys are coming, I want the flogging down now," Rikka complained, "Justice for that boy can't wait. Mayhaps we lose the fight and those that hanged him escape what the gods proclaim is just."
Michael was struck dumb for a moment. Talk about twisted priorities. "This area is about to be teeming with kneelers," he said, "And you want to flog one just before they arrive?"
O'Neill weighed in too. "Have you considered what else will happen if we lose? When the hundreds of armed warriors hear what you did?"
"You said it was the another path to us taking our own justice and killing them all," the woman replied, "You said we would have a flogging at least, for what they did to our boy's body!"
Enough of this. Michael shook his head. "I agreed to it before because I thought I had no choice. Circumstances have changed."
"How so?" came a question, accompanied by narrowed eyes, "It doesn't take a day to flog a man."
"Because now I possess something you need."
"What's that?"
"The only force capable of defending you against the kneelers."
Chief Rikka's eyes bulged. "You wouldn't…"
"I absolutely would," Michael stated, "If you do not drop this arrogant demand for vengeance at once, we will withdraw and leave you to the mercy of these Norreys. I am not Free Folk, Madame Kingsblood. And those allied with me know better than to side with you in this."
Rikka looked to Ygritte. "Is that so?"
Ygritte crossed her arms. "Aye."
"And you agree with this shite?"
Ygritte quickly glanced at Michael. Cmon girl, you want to be my wifey, don't you? Her expression softened momentarily, before she answered the chief. "No, I don't agree with him. But this man and his clan broke the Wall and took Castle Black. We'd be fools to favour you over him."
"Nothing stopping you from getting justice later," Ryk added, "Mance is journeying through the Gift, settling the clans. He will no doubt visit here soon. Ask him for your justice, and stand with us against the kneelers now. The inn's men haven't been pardoned."
Chief Rikka snorted, and smiled revealing worn but still-white teeth, the antler pieces hanging from her furs clacking as she laughed quietly. It was a fake laugh, Michael could see. "I see I've no choice."
"You don't," Michael confirmed, "But if you go along with it, your clan might be able to say it was a part of the first Free Folk host to defeat the kneelers. I understand that might bring you some honour."
Rikka snorted again, a picture of derision. "Honour enough. But I won't forget this. The Kingsblood does not forget."
Not getting the message. Michael straightened himself up to his full height, and turned his body fully towards her, visibly taking his rifle into his hands. The eyes of every chief present widened.
"Don't threaten me, Rikka. The last people who did were the Crows. Me and mine took that as a declaration of war, and stacked a hundred and more of their corpses high inside their own castle. You stand here today, alive and not a slave to the White Walkers, because of that. I'm offering you the loot of the enemy wagons too, food to feed your clan."
He released his weapon from his grip again, letting it hang.
"Don't threaten us. Don't forget to whom you owe the lives."
The chief said nothing, her fists clenched. But she couldn't meet Michael's eyes any longer. Good, be ashamed.
Seeing the others watching the display, he felt a little ashamed himself that he had to resort to such a direct method of coercion. Better than watching a flogging though.
"Now," Michael said, relaxing his tone a little, "Let's talk through the ambush, step by step. You have a battle to win."
Sunset in the Gift was loud.
Bird calls, groans from nearby elk or moose, the howling of wolves in the distance… Michael had never heard a forest so alive, and wondered how many of the creatures making their sounds had been north of the Wall before. Before he had left Castle Black, Eastwatch had reported another herd of deer swimming the short sea gap, plunging from cliffs to do so.
Only an hour earlier and the scene would have been very different.
The Laughing Tree and the Kingsblood had both been hard at work digging and then camouflaging fortifications in the forest above the road. They had no tools but wooden ones, and the cold, dried mud wasn't easy to move. But they had got it done, a series of raised trenches and layers of stakes set along the middle of the wooded slope, all at optimal range for bows and disguised with dirt and relocated bushes.
The animals had stayed away during that process.
Now the Free Folk were safely back in their tents, sleeping and readying themselves for another long day when the sun rose again. Meanwhile, only Canadians stalked the forest, finishing up checks to the camouflage. By the time that was complete, Michael and O'Neill found themselves at the very edge of the Gift, beside the final two standing stones announcing where Night's Watch land begun and Umber land ended.
Michael stood at the very edge of where the Starks' ruled and looked south. "Do you think it'll be enough, Sergeant?" he asked.
"If it isn't, the Free Folk didn't deserve to win anyway, sir," O'Neill replied, "It would be easier if we helped them, all the same. With bullets, not helpful pointers."
"Impossible," Michael said with a shake of the head, "It's not our fight. Neither the lords in Winterfell or the politicians and journalists back home would see it as anything less than aggression."
O'Neill frowned. "Even if we're defending refugees?" he asked, "Because that's what those women and young lads are, sir."
"Don't worry, we won't stand by," Michael replied, "We'll unleash hell if it looks like a loss. The Norreys are screwed either way. But I prefer that no one else know that. The second we shoot one of Stark's men is the second we lose credibility as mediators here."
O'Neill grunted an incomprehensible curse. "You talked with Mormont and Jon Stark a bit about their attitudes, I see."
Michael nodded. "It's one thing to try and take a squad of Night's Watch prisoner in lands they don't own, or fight the Crows after they've declared war on us. It's another to kill a nobleman's vassals in open battle, without a declaration of war, in lands they most definitely consider their own. Big rocks saying otherwise be damned."
A derisive smile erupted on O'Neill's face. "Noble pride. They're nothing more than gangsters, sir."
"Mormont says the Starks are more than that," Michael said, "But they still have to play by gangster rules if we kill their people. So we'll leave that to Ryk, Ygritte and Marcach."
"Mormont says a lot of shit, sir. He gave us the barest information he thought he could get away with."
"True, but he's honest enough about the Starks. I think."
A crackle came over the comms, followed by the Corporal's voice. "We've finished covering up those last stakes. Orders, sir?"
Michael considered it for a moment. "Return to the OP. We'll walk back and do one last inspection." O'Neill groaned at that, muttering about his knees.
"Copy. You have Ygritte and Ryk coming up the road behind you as ordered, sir."
Michael and O'Neill both turned to see the pair, half-stumbling up the road. The two chiefs had both been digging and cutting as hard as anyone else that day, and it showed.
"Do you think this is a good idea?" Michael asked O'Neill.
"Yes," the Sergeant said, "No threat to our position, keeps them safer."
"Good."
Ryk gave a weak wave as he approached, while Ygritte concentrated on staying on her feet, until both stopped and gave tired salutes. Michael glanced at O'Neill, finding him disapproving of the slovenly display, and then returned the salute.
"What in the gods' arses made you bring us out here?" Ygritte asked.
"Sergeant."
O'Neill sighed and unholstered his pistol in a smooth motion. Michael took his own out too, though he didn't need to yet.
Ryk flinched, taking a step back, causing Ygritte to laugh. "They're not going to kill us," she chuckled mockingly, "Jumpy before the big fight, Longspear?"
"What are they doing then?" Ryk asked.
Ygritte's laughing stopped with a sigh. Because it's a good question.
"Watch," Michael said, before turning to O'Neill, "Sergeant, teach them the operation of the Browning Hi-Power pistol." Ye Old Second World War vintage.
The Sergeant frowned but complied. He waved the two Free Folk over and began explaining how to use the weapons safely. Startled but fascinated, Ygritte and Ryk listened as if nothing else in the world mattered.
Michael did not, trusting the Sergeant to do the job, and spent the time looked south again as it got darker, the western sky slipping into a bloody red-orange colour. Beautiful, he thought, But maybe too much of an omen.
There was clicking, as the two Free Folk demonstrated what they had been taught to by O'Neill, thankfully without bullets. "Don't forget," the Sergeant said at last, "Or it's your funeral."
The little training session over, Michael returned his attention to them, in time to see O'Neill hand his weapon and its holster to Ryk. The Free Folk warrior admired it for a moment, before stowing it in the holster and beginning to wrap it around his leg in the same way the Sergeant wore it.
Michael walked over to Ygritte, and offered his own pistol to her, along with a single loaded magazine. Her hand snapped out eagerly, fingers wrapping around the grip, but paused. She looked up at him for a few seconds, before taking the weapon and holster as Ryk had. She loaded the weapon but did not cock it to fire, before putting it away.
What was that about? Michael thought. "These aren't gifts. We'll want them back when this battle is over. And you're not getting any more shots than you already have."
"We'll turn the wrath of the gods on the kneelers all the same," Ryk smirked, patting the weapon holster with his palm.
The Sergeant loomed over the guy. "That's not why we've given these to you," O'Neill growled, "You're not to shoot the Norreys with them unless everything else is lost, you hear me?"
Ygritte grimaced with bemusement, like the Sergeant had said something incredibly stupid. "Then what are they for?"
"Authority," Michael replied, "Just as the lords of Westeros wear swords, officers and war leaders on our world wear these weapons. We would give Marcach one too, but we only have two and he was a chief already before we arrived. You weren't. The Laughing Tree is a new tribe, it doesn't have the same roots and loyalties as the others. The Kingsbloods might decide we're not friends the second the battle is over too."
The two Free Folk glanced at each other. They heard the implication, but didn't like it.
"Speak plain," Ryk interrupted, "Who do you mean for us to kill with these?"
"Whoever defies you in a way that threatens you," O'Neill said, "The Kingsbloods would be my bet. They're not happy about the flogging thing."
Ryk's eyes ballooned. "Shoot our own?! While the kneelers are near?"
Michael held up his hands. "Easy, I'm not saying you do it at a whim. In fact, we don't do that sort of thing ourselves back home… but we're not back home."
O'Neill nodded in agreement. "All it takes is one man or woman to lose their cool, start shouting about how you're all doomed or attack you guys to escape, and send everyone else running. At that point, you'll be mincemeat."
"You need the ability to … focus minds," Michael stated, "Every soldier of the Laughing Tree knows these weapons we're giving you. I'm confident the mere sight of you armed with them will make them obey and hold the line."
"Our warriors held before," Ygritte said, "Against wights. Against White Walkers and Crows."
"The wights are stupid, they just run at you wildly," O'Neill responded, his tone indicating he did not like the memory associated with his words, "Living opponents are smarter and more dangerous in a fight, man for man. The White Walkers didn't want to do their own killing, so your soldiers haven't really faced them. As for the Crows, you haven't fought them in a pitched battle. At Castle Black, they didn't have their weapons or armour, and got surrounded. This next fight will be more difficult for you."
"But if you succeed, you and the Laughing Tree will fear no one," Michael added, "The first time you go into battle as one unit, one warband, is always the hardest. It gets easier after that."
"We've all been in a fight before," Ygritte sniffed.
"Not like this," Michael stated, "It isn't every man out for his own glory, or survival against creatures that burst into flame if fire so much as brushes them. You'll see more blood and guts tomorrow than you've seen in your entire life. More than when we took Castle Black. So will the soldiers you command."
Ygritte breathed out hard. "And they'll fear the same thing happening to them," she agreed, glancing to Ryk, "More like when Mance took on the Thenns."
"Aye, that was bloody."
The spearwife crossed her arms. "We understand, Michael Duquesne. We accept your weapons and how to use 'em. Can we go get some sleep now? I feel like I've been carrying around a giant on my back all day."
Michael smiled widely. "Sure, just be careful not to get those stolen, eh?" He gestured at the pistols.
Ryk snorted. "The entire camp is already asleep, I'd bet. We'll be the ones doing stealings if anyone is."
With that, the pair departed, chattering about what they could steal. Exasperated by the conversation, Michael nonetheless ignored it and waited until they were out of earshot to speak. "Do you think the grenades would've helped?" he asked.
O'Neill shook his head. "They'd be just as likely to kill their own with explosives," he answered, "And it would be bad for you."
"What?"
"If that girl dies tomorrow from some 'kneeler' arrow, you'll blame the enemy. If she came back with her arm and half her face blown off from a grenade, you'd blame yourself. Same if it happened to Ryk or some other person, I guess. But especially her."
Michael wanted to rebuke O'Neill for that. It wasn't about his personal feelings about Ygritte. Fragmentation grenades would put down the mountain clansmen of the Starks easily, and it would be easy to say that the Free Folk had stolen them, so no direct blame could be attributed to any Canadian. In theory.
Unfortunately, the Sergeant was dead right about the scenario. Too right to dispute it. The Free Folk would have to do their killing the old fashioned way.
Chapter 28: The Goodsister
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Chapter Text
After eating when the sun was highest, a day after Jon Stark rode south with a wight to try and stop a battle, the wargs announced that he had failed. The Norreys were marching back the way he went under the warmest sky Val had ever experienced.
Everyone who could hold a weapon armed themselves and went to the places where they would ambush the kneelers.
Draped in the black chainmail liberated from the Crows' armoury, Val and her six chosen archers were just west of the inn, using the curve of its log wall to hide. At the corner of the 'L', though the young Sayer called it a backwards 'L', whatever that meant.
What mattered was she was on high ground, and she could see the entire area where the ambush would catch the Norrey men, except for a curve where the Kingsbloods were. The road, the forest, the marshes between the road and the eastern forest, all of it.
The unicorn riders and half the Laughing Tree joined Chief Rikka's warband in the forest above the road, ready to rain arrows. Though invisible to anyone on the road, Val could see the piles of dirt and rocks, the stakes disguised as small bushes, and the trenches. It's like a long castle, she decided, I hope it works. I don't think I'd be fooled.
The other half of the Laughing Tree put their pikes with new steel tips together and hid behind the Inn, prepared to block the way forward and lock the enemy into the trap. Longspear Ryk led them, a shield in one hand, a sorcerous weapon of the outlanders he claimed to have stolen in the other. A likely story, Val thought to herself, As if he could steal anything from the Canadians.
"Here they come," said the O'Neill, "Scouts crossing the border now. Column behind at five hundred yards."
Val frowned. Not at the content of the message but its tone. Of course you can be calm, you don't have to fight. The man was atop their strange carriage, away to the east in another small forest, far from where the fighting would be. And the man declared that battle was certain as if he had just finished cooking a chicken and was offering part of it to the person next to them.
For her own part, Val could feel her blood move with every heartbeat. Though the kneelers were still around the curve over the road and she could not see them yet, her legs demanded she pace about. Her palms itched as they held her bow and arrows. Her tongue shifted in her mouth, wanting to ask seventeen different questions.
Calm yourself, fool, she told herself, Just because you trusted the kneeler doesn't mean you are responsible. The warriors do not know this is your first battle. If you act like a scared child, they will run and fall.
She quickly decided on a question to ask. There was one that rose above the others in anger. She quickly cleared her throat so her voice wouldn't squeak when she spoke it, and activated the sorcerous device the Canadians called a radio. "So Jon Stark has betrayed us," she intoned gravely, "Is he leading the scouts to us or is he skulking with the warband?"
There was a pause for a moment.
"Neither," Duquesne replied, "I don't see him at the front of the column at all. But I don't think he's betrayed us. They're not marching in close order, some of them don't have their helmets on."
"It wasn't wise to let him go alone," Val replied before thinking.
"O ye of little faith," Duquesne replied, "I can see him now. He's at the rear just in front of the supply wagons."
"His wolf is leashed in one of them, chewing the hell out of the wood," the O'Neill added, "And the man himself is riding with his hands tied in front of him. Looks like Jonny said some things his fellow Crow didn't like and got himself taken prisoner."
Val bit her lip. For some reason, that tiding was just as disturbing. If he's a prisoner, the Crow with him might kill him when the ambush begins, she told herself, And then what shall we say to his brother in Winterfell?
"Guess our theory was right, sir," Zheng continued, "Ser Alliser Thorne sent out men he could trust to stir shit."
There was something to be cheerful about, Val decided. "So they don't know we are waiting for them."
"Apparently not," Duquesne stated, "You and Ryk will have to deal with the scouts first though."
The kneelers on horses were moving slower than she had hoped, allowing their eyes to search everything nearby with more care than she had hoped. They're no untested boys.
"I see them." Fearing they'd soon examine the inn from a distance, Val quickly slipped along the round wall again, out of sight save for a single eye.
The scouts got closer and closer, and everyone became more and more still. The rustling and shifting of Ryk's warriors behind Val ceased entirely, as the Canadians gave reports over the radio on the progress of the enemy.
The kneeler horses were shaggy and small, like those of the Free Folk, and likely had the same endurance. To Val's eye, they would have looked at home beyond the Wall as much as anyone, except that their clothes and boots were better made.
It was clear the riders were truly alert. Their mouths were flat lines of concentration under drooping mustaches, and their hands kept clutching reins and crossbows. Their eyes swept the treelines, both those on the hill nearby and where the Canadians were.
Val recognised what these men were immediately, the tales of returned raiders ringing clearly in her head.
The eldest warrior of her party joined Val, a brown-haired, brown-eyed woman from the Frozen Shore clans ten years older than her, simply known as Gilliane. "The kneelers haven't seen the ambush. The gods are with us."
Val began wondering at that. She couldn't believe not a single person in the forest had been seen or heard. Or that neither the line of bushes and small trees to hide the positions nor the clearing of the way down the middle seemed out of place. Are they that arrogant? They'll notice. It's only a matter of time.
"They're men who seek the bounties on the heads of our raiders," Val replied to Gilliane, "Paid in silver for each."
The older woman blanched. "Is that so."
"They look like the survivors described. They like dragging raiders behind their horses until they're dead."
Gilliane bared her teeth. "Mayhaps we shall do the same to them."
Val glanced at her. "No time." She waited until the next pause in Canadian chatter about the Norreys and then activated the radio again. "Longspear, are you ready to take the scouts?"
"Have two dozen waiting inside the inn's palisade and…" he began, stopping mid-sentence only to continue, "By the gods! Stop him!"
There was a commotion both from beyond the inn and over the radio, heavy breathing.
"One of the kneelers in the inn just broke out!" Ryk hissed.
Val leaned out from the Wall, trying to see the man.
"We see him," Duquesne replied, "He's heading down the road, towards the scouts."
The leader of the Norrey riders at the front held up a hand, bringing the whole group to a halt. The innsman finally came into view, dressed in linens, his hands and arms moving wildly as he attempted to explain from a distance. Val felt an icy grip around her heart. He's going to warn them. We should've seized everyone inside the damned inn.
"You can't get him?" Ryk asked, meaning the Canadians.
"We kill him and the scouts will know we're up here," Ygritte whispered back first.
"We can't kill him either," O'Neill stated, "We need attention looking up the road, not on either side of it."
Val knew the truth when she heard it. "Everyone stay where you are," she said, ignoring the lump in her throat, "Doesn't take a warband to kill one man."
"What?" said a voice in her ear. She ignored it, turning to Gilliane and the others. "With me!"
Without checking to see that the others were following, Val burst forward around the log wall of the inn and onto the open slope. The scouts eyes tracked upwards from the innsman to her, causing the man himself to turn around to see what they were looking at. Still moving at pace, she nocked an arrow on her bow, took aim, and stopped to loose it.
The innsman bolted southwards, attempting to weave. But Val had hunted rabbits from the age of eight years. The black-fletched arrow sailed from her fingertips and stuck itself in the man's throat as he turned to see if she had shot. He tumbled hard, rolling off the road entirely onto the marshy ground beside it.
"Ouch," Zheng declared, her voice ringing in Val's ear. The leader of the scouts gave a shout and a wave forward. The riders nocked their crossbows or drew swords, and came at a charge up the road, throwing caution to the wind.
Val nocked another arrow, as her escort arrived and shot their own at the approaching horses. Two of the animals were hit, then one of the riders. All were three unable to ignore it and dropped out of the charge, dead or dying. The Crow arrows hit hard, Val thought gleefully, loosing another herself. She missed the leader by an inch, the man not flinching for a second.
Snarling at the failure, she realised at least some of the riders would reach her before being shot down. And at last, the front of the full enemy host came around the corner, led by their yellow and green-thistle banner, easily able to see her and the others.
"Back!" Val shouted to her escort as they loosed another volley, "Follow me!"
She rushed past them, fumbling for the radio control. There was no doubt they were following this time; their breaths and curses could've been heard in Winterfell itself.
"Longspear, we're going to go inside the walls," she breathed heavily, "Spring the trap as soon as they're inside!"
"Beautiful notion," Ryk replied, "Worry not. We'll fuck these kneelers right up the arse. Best hurry though, they look like they want to do the same to you."
Val ignored his cheer and his warning, though she picked up the pace. The thudding of horses' hooves was now floating through the air. Just as they neared the gate through the wooden wall, a crossbow bolt smacked into Gilliane's back. She sprawled into the mud.
Val turned and shot an arrow back, as two more of the escort dragged Gilliane through the gate. The scouts were very close now, and aiming their crossbows.
"Get out of there!" came a shout over the radio.
Shit. Val ducked inside the open gateway, quarrels chasing to where she had stood a breath before. She found Longspear's men hiding behind the gates themselves, vicious grins on their faces. Good. "Did the bolt hit you deeply?" she asked Gilliane, who was sitting up against a post and raking mud off her face and clothes with her fingers.
The woman shook her head. "The chainmail and furs did their job. Hurts bad. I'll bruise." A grin appeared. "Not the first time at that."
Realising Gilliane wasn't in any danger, she pulled her escort towards the inn itself, to get within the corral nearby. They just made within the strong wooden fence when the scouts rode in, wheeling inside towards them.
Val watched with grim satisfaction as Longspear's men slammed the gates shut and pulled the kneelers out of their saddles. Daggers, maces and warhammers did the bloody work after that, not a single one of the thirteen riders harming their attackers. They died too quickly, she thought, before the radio spoke again.
"Enemy azantyr moving up the road quicker now," Duquesne said, "Coat-of-plate, crossbows and poleaxes. Not many shields. As expected."
"Old Guard types at the front," O'Neill added, "Grey hairs and scars on every one of them. Younger guys in the rest of the column, I think. Some of them don't even have beards."
Column? "The old men and boys," Val thought aloud, "The Starks really are going to war in the South, if that is all the mountain clans can muster."
"Sure, but they know someone is in the inn now, Val," Duquesne continued, "They're halfway up the road. You need to make a choice. Wait for them to put their entire force in the ambush zone, or spring it now and take out the veterans to send the younger guys running."
Surprised the Canadian was not commanding her to do one thing or the other, Val nonetheless knew at once what had to happen. "We wait. The Norreys must be taught that trespassing on the lands of the King of Gift and Wall has a price. The Starks too. The kneelers will respect strength over mercy."
The Canadians said nothing for a moment, or were talking among themselves off their radio if Val had to guess.
"You're in command," Duquesne said at last, "It isn't what I would do, but it's your choice."
"I know. How long until the kneelers are where they must be?"
"A minute. I suggest you look for yourself."
The conversation over, Val climbed through the corral's wooden fence again, pausing only when she noted Gilliane staring at her.
"What?"
The older woman smirked. "You look utterly mad when speaking with that thing."
Val couldn't help but smile back. "I know. Come with me."
She marched straight to the gate, through the collection of the scouts' bodies in the process of being looted, the Free Folk warriors still guarding the way out looking on in envy. She looked to the latter. "Open up."
"Aye."
The gates swung in again. The looting stopped as the men and spearwives grabbed their weapons again, seeking another foe. Good to see Ryk's people are not imbeciles, Val thought, before she strode out into the road like she had built it herself and looked south.
The enemy was close enough to .
They were at the bottom of the hill and beginning to climb it, led by the banner of yellow with thistles on it. Behind, a long line of men stretched all the way to the next hill along the road, where wagons were being pulled into view. Every single warrior had armour of a sort that Free Folk chiefs would have killed entire clans to possess a single set.
The Norrey chieftain sat on horseback with a group of riders around him, carrying the Norrey thistles and the Stark direwolf in the middle of the line. He had even better, drawing Val's eye as it looked like parts of his arms had been replaced with metal ones, the steel shaped around his forearm and hands.
But it was when she looked at the vanguard closest to her again that Val felt like someone had poured icy slush down her back.
Though the gentle slope seemed to be challenging the legs of these older men, every single one of them stared out from under their helms with the look Val had seen only a few times before. They mean to take us alive and then make us die screaming.
"Gods," Gilliane muttered, nocking an arrow to loose it at the Norreymen.
Val didn't reply. She didn't even bother trying to keep her voice calm when her next words sprung out. Her throat felt like it was closing. "Ryk, Ygritte… now," she choked out, not hearing herself over the sound of hoarse shouts from the enemy.
A horn blew from behind and a greater shout.
From around the walls of the inn came Longspear Ryk and two others with banners; the golden horn of Joramun on a blue sky and the Laughing Tree. Behind them followed a hundred pikes, held by men and spearwives wearing the same black chainmail, shields and black helms that had struck fear into Free Folk for generations. With those were half as many again with crossbows, larger shields, axe and mace.
Val and her escort joined Longspear, letting arrows fly as he took up a place on the right side of the road near where Val had planned to spend the battle. The pikes and crossbows put themselves across the road beside their leader. No one will get past them, Val decided.
The Norreymen slowed, but didn't stop. They were near enough that the pockmarks of individual faces could be distinguished. And the pikes were still not levelled at them. The pikes were still arranging themselves somehow, and the crossbows were not shooting.
Val looked to Longspear to ask why he was taking so long and found him giving a snarling grin, taking his 'stolen' Canadian weapon into his hand. "Watch this." He raised it, and squeezed a small piece of it that could only be a trigger.
The weapon thundered, half jumping out of his hand. Three times it boomed, into the air around the Norreys. Why is he not killing them with it? Val wondered.
At last, the advance stopped. The remaining men glanced to the sides, as if being sure that the others were seeing what they were.
"What the hell are you doing, Ryk?" Duquesne demanded over the radio.
Longspear ignored him. "PIKES!" he roared.
The block of warriors beside him lowered their weapons towards the Norreymen at last. The first five rows presenting between each other in a wall of speartips, the rest holding the pikes just above the heads of the rest, ready to step in if someone further in front fell.
Val's mouth dropped open, before she stopped herself and closed it again. She had never seen anything like it before. And Longspear was not yet finished.
"Forward!" he shouted. His warriors responded.
"HUZZAH!" they shouted with each step taken.
HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH!
Though the word was strange to her ear, Val knew that it was the signal for the next part of the ambush. She paid little heed as the pikes finally met the Norreymen, who tried and mostly failed to swat them away with their poleaxes. Her attention was elsewhere.
The rest of the kneelers were rushing to join the fight, their old men having marched forward more quickly on seeing Val shoot the innsman. Their neat line was breaking up in their eagerness to kill Free Folk, and more confusion came as a new sound could be heard over din of battle by the inn: Hooves.
Val moved further westwards to where she could get an unobstructed view of what was going to happen next. The kneelers are about to meet a tribe they have never fought in battle for a very long time.
From three paths cleared on the slope above the Kingsroad, the unicorn riders burst through the trees at a full gallop and lowered their lances. The Norreymen in the middle of their marching line had no chance to react. Like deer that have just seen a hunter, they froze as the massive beasts and the warriors atop them rode through.
Lances pierced both sides of the bodies of young men and shivered off, Crow-forged steel tips piercing the armour easily with the weight of the unicorns behind them. Then the animals themselves collided with those not lucky enough to die from the lances. Val sucked in a breath through her teeth as the unicorns headbutted their prey, rode them down, kicked them as they passed.
The Norrey chief just barely escaped being caught by a lance, though the standard bearer carrying the wolf banner was not so lucky, his mount falling to a unicorn horn to the rear haunches. The man and the banner fell under the grievously wounded horse, the remaining riders in the centre bolting to the rear while looking back at both with wide eyes.
Marcach led his people through the carnage they had made until he was almost on top of the Canadians in the opposite forest, before wheeling southwards to prepare another charge. The unicorns themselves were covered in blood, shaking their heads to get it out of the hair around their eyes.
Val felt a surge of excitement rise up through her like never before. How does it feel! She wanted to scream southwards, How does it feel to be ridden down, kneelers?! She just barely kept the words out of her mouth, controlling herself and looking to see what she might do to help next.
The attack split the enemy column in two, a gaping bloody chasm of dead and dying left behind separating the two surviving parts, at least a hundred dead or very badly injured between them. The old men in front and the younger men at the rear were now two warbands, not one.
Just as planned.
Ygritte and Rikka began their attack as soon as the unicorns were clear. The archers, the best of both tribes, stood up from their hiding holes on the slope above. Arrows began flying like birds between the trees, barely visible blurs until they bounced or buried themselves in the Norreys below.
Ygritte's arrows flew to the the men at the front who hadn't joined the fight against Longspear yet, forcing them to stand and stay behind what few shields they had. Their bows were powerful enough, and the range was not so great. The kneelers were being brought low quickly.
Further south, the Kingsbloods tried to pick off the less experienced kneelers at the rear. Val saw their arrows were not having the same success. Ygritte had made the decision to give over some of the Crow steel-tipped arrows to Rikka as a peace offering, but the Kingsbloods had already shot them or their bows were too weak.
Trouble, Val decided, Those kneelers will realise their armour protects them and charge. She waved for Gilliane to move and made her way up the slope. "Where are we going?" the woman asked her.
"Ygritte first," Val replied.
The appearance of the small group spooked a few of the archers in the holes closest to the inn, causing a few arrows to be aimed, but they realised Val and the others were friendly and the arrows were not shot.
Val travelled on the same path the entire host had used to get up into the hill the day before to dig the holes and camouflage the ground. So many feet had travelled it that it was almost as wide as the Kingsroad, though it did wind around large trees and bushes. It did not take long to reach Ygritte at all.
The spearwife was using a strange weirwood longbow that was taller than she was. Blood poured from the place she held its wood, dripping down her arm. She was nocking a bow as Val jumped into the hole with her, pushing branches of a leafy bush out of the way.
Ygritte half jumped at her arrival. "What.. Val the Princess. What do you want? What's so important you couldn't use the radio?"
Val had to ask. "Did you hurt your hand?"
"Duck!"
Val followed the advice, just in time for a slingstone to fly through the air, smashing the branch she had moved just before into splinters. Ygritte rose again, putting an arrow to the bowstring. Val stood and saw she was aiming at the slinger who had unleashed the stone. The man was among a group of about fifty others, using them as protection.
"It's not my blood," Ygritte said, "It's sap. Thing bleeds sticky sap all over me. But it can also do this!"
The arrow thrummed off the string, and buried itself through to the feathers in the chest of the slinger. He dropped his sling and a new stone to clutch it, staggering to the ground. What in the gods' name is that! Val wondered.
"Took it from an Other that Sayer killed," Ygritte explained, sensing the question, "What do you want, Princess?"
"The Kingsbloods aren't killing many kneelers back there," Val said, pointing southwards, "The Norrey chief is back there. Once he understands their arrows aren't doing anything, he'll charge."
Ygritte's lip curled. "Serves 'em right. They wanted the easy pickings and the loot." She loosed another arrow, which stuck again up to the feathers, this time in a shield. The man holding it flinched backwards, not killed or injured, opening a gap that another archer used to kill a different man.
Val opened her mouth to object, but Ygritte knew what she wanted. "You want some of my unit. You can have the fifty over there. They're not doing much at the moment."
"I want more Crow arrows too."
"Well, you can't have any except those the fifty have. We need the rest here."
Val bristled. Why am I called the warchief of this host in the first place? "I lead here, Ygritte of the Laughing Tree."
Ygritte turned towards her, revealing yet another of the Canadian weapons strapped to her leg. "I follow Michael Duquesne, Princess. Don't get all high and mighty with me."
Facing the vivid memory of just how easily the same weapon had killed kneelers in full armour only minutes before, Val grimaced and took a step back before she could stop herself.
That reaction seemed to amuse Ygritte. "Good you know what this is." She pat the weapon with her clean hand.
Val recovered her senses at once. She enjoys this too much. "Shall we ask Duquesne then?"
It was Ygritte's turn to grimace. "No… Just making sure you know I'm not yours to command. Take a sheaf of arrows each, they're against the tree behind us. One each. You take more and I'll come find you after."
Val did not thank her, but climbed out of the hole. Gilliane and the rest of her escort pulled themselves out of other ones, tracking her to the arrows in question. They all grabbed one bundle a piece, except for Val who took two, and together ran southwards again down the pathway. The Ygritte's archers joined in, the spearwife having sent a runner to get them moving
They crossed the cleared ground that the unicorns had charged down, which also marked where the Kingsblood and Laughing Tree warbands fought. Val caught a small glimpse of the carnage on the road that Marcach's riders had caused as she ran by, but any thought about it was interrupted.
A Kingsblood warrior quickly darted from out behind a tree, a bone spear in hand. "Stop!" he said.
He seemed too old to have passed through the Wall, though Val knew plenty 'boys' of age had done so under the noses of the Crows and Canadians. The older men don't want to see their boys die to the Others.
"We're bringing you more arrows," Val explained quickly, "Where's Rikka?"
"Down that way," the young man said.
Val and the others ran, the path curving slightly east with the curve of the hill. She could soon see the inn again. Longspear was pushing the Norreymen hard, and almost had them off that slope entirely. Marcach's unicorns were loping into view too, a charge against the men Ygritte had been shooting at about to start.
Half of her wanted to shake with glee. The northern part of the Norrey host was going to be killed to man. She could see it. But the southern part wasn't. Something needed to be done.
Val soon found Rikka in council with her tribeswomen, overlooking the Norrey wagons. The kneelers had wisely pulled them into a circle of sorts, the ground to either side scattered with the bodies of donkeys and a few oxen. The Kingsbloods were still shooting at them, though their arrows were tipped with antler and bone now. Even Jon Stark was out of his saddle and ducking behind a cart full of grain bags.
Don't move, Stark. "We brought more arrows," Val announced, joining the little group of elder Kingsblood women.
Rikka turned to see. "Good. We are running out. These kneelers are tough. We must thin their numbers before we take their wagons." The chief gestured to two younger women, who ran up and took the sheaves of arrows from Gilliane and the others.
Val glanced northwards again, seeing the unicorns crunch into the kneelers there once more. This time two or three of the beasts did not survive, the Norrey poleaxes working just as well as spears. The kneeler chief won't let that happen again.
"No, we need to charge," Val said, before pointing to the slaughter nearer the inn, "The kneelers cannot fight unicorns in the open. There is only one place them behind the wagons can flee to, they will …" She stopped speaking, as the thing she was describing happened.
The Norrey chief and his men charged out from the wagon circle and straight up the slope towards the Kingsbloods.
"Gods… they can't!" Rikka half-shouted at no one in particular.
"Of course they can," Gilliane growled back.
"Shoot them down!" Val commanded.
The archers with her obeyed the order, and the Kingsbloods too. A flurry of arrows rolled like a wave down through the trees, sticking in trees, men and dirt. And another. And another. Still the kneelers came, though more fell, not just to the archers but the small stakes and holes dug to slow them down.
Val hair seemed to stand on end as she looked at the sight, sure as anyone could be that the Norreys would not stop. We need more warriors. She activated her radio once more.
"Ygritte, the kneelers are charging. Get over here!"
The Laughing Tree's response was drowned out by a roaring shout. The first of the kneelers had reached the foxholes and were putting their poleaxes to work. Young boys and spearwives both were cut down mercilessly. Skulls split and shoulders shattered from the weapons, while others simply caught Others in nearby holes fled rather than shoot more arrows.
"Get everyone back!" Val declared, "Shieldwall, right here!"
A number of the elders looked to Rikka. "What are you lookin' at me fer! Go!" They ran to either side, shouting the command as they went.
The kneelers crept forwards ever closer, avoiding the traps and obstacles and using trees to shield from the Crow arrows striking hard again. Val brought her own bow up and added more to their woes. But she only hit one in two times, and every arrow spent made her feel like spiders were crawling all over her.
The shields of the Kingsbloods and Laughing Tree went up in front of Val as her last arrow killed a man of an age with her, which banished the crawling feeling for the moment. Thinking she knew what was coming next, she drew her sword and picked her round shield off its straps, two more pieces from the capture of Castle Black.
She barely had time to raise the shield before a swarm of axeheads came crashing downwards. One impacted the rim, almost ripping the shield from her grasp entirely. Others came slamming into helms and wood, or fur-covered skulls among the Kingsbloods. Men and spearwives recoiled in pain or dropped to the earth.
The man in front of Val dropped to his knees as the poleaxe that had struck her shield was pulled back, the bottom point of the axehead tearing part of his neck away. Wish we had some pikes here now. She quickly dragged him back, not sure if the wound was fatal, and took his place in the line.
The kneelers were not in a single group, but a number of them, striking as hard as they could against the shieldwall. The Norreyman directly opposite her was older than the others, Val saw, and bringing his poleaxe up again to strike. No you don't. She quickly rushed forward, under the reach of his weapon, and drove her sword through his throat.
The blood poured from the wound, soaking the length of the blade. The man's eyes rolled up and he dropped, clutching it. Val felt ill, but the enemy were so close that it burned like fire, helping her to swing wildly to keep them away.
"Follow Val!" Rikka called from behind, "Follow the kin of our King! Push!"
Val could've turned and killed her for that, but it didn't matter. Somehow the numbers were matched, and the kneelers were the ones who really wanted to keep the fighting at the length of a spear. The whole shieldwall erupted in warcries, spittle and swinging weapons. All around her, Val found her people on the attack, a whirlwind.
The kneelers stood for a minute, some twirling their poleaxes against this and that opponent, others switching to short swords or daggers. Their armour blocked many blows, though the slope of the hill sent a few tumbling downwards. The Kingsbloods' soon ground to a halt, the kneelers having too great an advantage in arms and protection.
Val felt the battle may be lost right there and then, and took a step forward to try and stop it. Yet more warcries stopped her.
Ygritte and another hundred warriors of the Laughing Tree appeared, charging from the left. They slammed into the first group of kneelers they could, and sent all of them dying or running. Ygritte herself waved them on, keeping her strange longbow in hand and sending an arrow or two through easy targets.
The Norreymen broke at that. "Back to the wagons!" cried one of them, and the rest took it as a command. They began moving back down the hill, as fast as they could.
Val saw the chance. "Charge!" she screamed.
The whole Free Folk warband moved down the hill, hot on the heels of the kneelers. Only a few were caught. It was harder to move with everyone else getting in the way, though Val and Gilliane managed to outpace the rest by a few steps.
When they broke out of the trees, Val could see Longspear's pikes moving down the road, Marcach's unicorns resting in the middle of the marshy field beyond… and the Canadians' machine moving the long way across the same, churning the ground into mud as it moved. The kneelers made it behind their wagons again.
It's over, Val thought, Almost.
To her surprise, Jon Stark soon appeared from between two of the carts, a blade at his throat. The man holding it was none other than his fellow Crow. Panic shot through Val.
"Hold!" she commanded, "Shieldwall!"
There were grumbles from behind her, but no arrows or charges set forth beyond her position. Wait for your loot, damn it.
"That's right!" the Crow said, "I know you need this boy. Move any closer and I'll gut him like a fish!"
"That's Lord Stark's son!" came a shout from within the wagon circle, "Let him go now!"
"You're a fool Norrey," the Crow replied, twisting his head back, "This man is a brother of the Night's Watch and a traitor. They're going to kill us all. Lord Stark will never know who killed his bastard, and bastard's brother will think it was these wildlings. You stay right where you are too if you value Snow's life, you hear?!"
Val took a step forward, which gained her the attention of the Crow and Jon Stark alike. "Let him go."
"March back the way you came and then I'll let him go."
A lie, Val knew, You just said he was a traitor.
"What do we do?" Gilliane asked quietly.
Val looked around. The Norreys were not in favour of what the Crow was doing, but Jon Stark was just as much a hostage to them as to the Free Folk. The Canadians were getting closer with each breath, but Val knew their arrival might cause the Crow to slit Jon on principle; they had taken Castle Black and the man knew that now.
Val made the decision. "We need to kill that Crow. Now."
Ygritte stepped up beside her. "Aye, I've had enough of this shite," she muttered, slinging her longbow over her shoulder.
"Do as I said!" the man himself called, "By the Seven, I am not afraid to die if it means pissing all over your dreams of peace with the Seven Kingdoms. But I'd rather live to see the Starks kill you all later. Move!"
Holding her hands up to show she was doing as he said, Val gave the nod to Rikka and Ygritte. Slowly and quietly, the Laughing Tree and Kingsblood warriors backed off. Quietly enough that the sound of the Canadian approach could be heard.
The Crow turned to look in the direction of the noise, craning his neck out from behind Jon. Val saw the opportunity.
"Ygritte," she mumbled, "Now."
The spearwife grabbed the Canadian weapon from its strap on her leg, and aimed it with both hands, smearing it with weirwood sap. The Crow barely noticed, the alien sight of the horseless carriages moving towards him too strange to dismiss. He was too close to miss.
Ygritte's weapon sounded once, a thunderclap that echoed back from the opposite hills. The Crow grew a bloody red hole on one side of his head, and fell turning to reveal a larger one on the opposite.
Gods, what power. Val felt her stomach sting her throat. She gulped, struggling to rid herself of it for a moment.
The Crow's knife scraped across Jon Stark's neck and jawline as he dropped, shaving hair and skin off, but the young man escaped with his life. He quickly shoved away and ran. His direwolf howled from outside sight, still trapped in another wagon, as Val and the others joined him, returning to the trees where the warband waited.
"I thank you, my lady," Jon said to Ygritte, holding his hand to his jaw as gore leaked between his fingers, "You saved my life."
Ygritte opened her mouth, but failed to find any words, blushing. "'twas this one's idea."
Jon Stark's grey eyes turned on Val, expelling her ill feelings and fatigue from fighting. "I thank you too, then."
Warmed by the words, Val fought hard to make sure he didn't know that. "You can thank me by talking to your brother on our behalf."
The young man gave a nod, causing him to wince with pain. Val offered him a piece of clean linen from the bag on her hip, which he took gladly, but didn't apply to his jaw. The rumble of the Canadian 'crawler' by the Kingsroad interrupted the moment. It avoided the bodies of the slain carefully, moving more nimbly than Val thought was possible.
Soon, it was within speaking distance and Michael Duquesne appeared on the top of the thing, the large weapon pointed directly at the Norrey wagon circle. He quickly spotted Val and the others in the trees, and a frown broke out on his face.
"Val of the Free Folk! Norreys of the North!" he shouted, "Enough blood has been spilled today. You've all proven your point!'"
Val blinked. "What is he doing?" she asked, moving out of the trees again.
"Saving the kneelers' lives all sudden-like," Ygritte sighed as she followed, "An annoying habit of his."
Val made a point of looking around and saw bodies scattered all over the forest and road. "Gods help us when he decides to kill."
"Aye," snorted Ygritte, "That'll be a day to see."
A man jumped up on a wagon right in front of the 'crawler'. Val realised it was the Norrey chief, his helm removed to reveal a bald spot. "You are the Canadeens?" he asked.
"Canadians, yes," Duquesne replied, "As you've probably been told, we're trying to get to Winterfell to talk peace with Lord Robb Stark."
"Peace?!" the Norrey chief snarled, "You call this, peace?" He gestured to the whole battleground. "This is a massacre!"
"We did not participate in this battle," Duquesne lied, "You were defeated by the Free Folk alone."
"I'm not defeated yet!"
"Yes, you are. And Jon told you about the wights, showed you one. You chose to disregard that."
"I chose to protect my lands and my smallfolk from wildling murderers and rapers. The wights aren't here yet, the wildlings are. There's a host gathering by the crossing of the Last River you won't be able to…"
Val couldn't believe her ears. They're bickering, not negotiating! "Enough!"
Both Duquesne and the Norrey chief turned their heads to her. Only the latter seemed angry about it.
"Lord Norrey," Val began, "I'm goodsister to Mance, King of the Wall and the Gift. I offer you the chance to take your remaining men home, with their weapons and armour. The wagons and carts stay here. We'll burn the dead."
The words felt like ashes in her mouth, but she pressed on.
"We'll let the Starks decide on war or peace, it's not for the Night's Watch or you to decide for them. Do you accept? Or shall we continue the slaughter to no gain? Will you leave your lands with no warriors at all to defend them?"
The Norrey chief ran both hands through his thinning hair, turning around to look down inside the wagon circle. There was some conversation that Val couldn't hear, but it caused the man to hang his head for a moment.
Without looking at Val or Duquesne, the kneeler gave his the reply.
"We accept, may the gods damn us all."
Chapter 29: The Spiral
Chapter Text
The aurora borealis fluttered overhead, a show for one and all in the cold that seemed to bite bone deep even without a wind. Everyone in camp had trotted outside to watch for a while, the scientists standing around electric heaters and the few soldiers around wood fires in cut-up oil drums. Only a week or two before, it would've been too cold, but winter was ending at last.
Craning her neck to look upwards, Anne stood just outside the prefabricated hut that she shared as living quarters with her team, a mug of hot chocolate in her hand. The green streamers of light made her skin itch. The disappearance happened when there was an aurora overhead, one half of her mind whispered, It's connected, somehow.
The more rational part of her didn't speak so softly. We're in the North West Territories, Anne, it stated with certainty, The aurora is happening all the time here. All that changes is how much you can see it.
She sighed loudly. "You're tired Anne. Flying doesn't agree with you. And quick trips to Ottawa and back is a lot of flying. Twenty hours of cars and airports and cramped seats..." She shuddered, regretting having voiced the memory.
Seeking something else to look at so she could let her neck rest a little, Anne saw a figure moving towards her. The excavation area not fifty steps from the door glowed white in the darkness under the glare of a few floodlights, all the ground covered in fresh snow. He was skirting the edge of the lit area, rifle slung behind his shoulder, his camouflaged cold-protection covering every inch of his body. The soldiers' area was on the other side of the pattern of megaliths, closer to the nearest road.
Anne snorted as she knew exactly who it was. There was only one man who refused to walk on the Spiral. Not without orders, anyway. She remembered the first time he had been commanded onto it, he looked like he was walking on thin ice the whole time.
"Teixeira!" she called with a smile on her lips. One of the soldiers newly posted to the site after the original group were withdrawn, Lucas Marques Teixeira held the rank of master-corporal, whatever that meant. A nice, friendly, fills-out-his-uniform-nicely master-corporal, though Anne didn't have much chance to appreciate it given his uniform was usually under coats and armour. Can't wait for lunch in the mess.
The man waved and pulled his ski-mask down off his face. "Professor!" he called back as he got closer, "I heard you were back."
"I am," she confirmed, as the Sergeant kicked off his snow shoes beside her.
"How was Ottawa?" Teixeira asked, warm hazel eyes looking up in the way which made Anne feel just a little weak-kneed, "You know, I've never been there myself."
Knowing she couldn't discuss much about what she had done in Ottawa, Anne rubbed her neck like it was still hurting from the journey. "Can't say I've seen much of Ottawa myself. I flew in, got dragged to the big shots to speak my piece, flew back. All with a military escort that wouldn't speak to me and wouldn't let me speak to anyone but Doctor Shih."
Teixeira cocked an eyebrow. "Wouldn't speak to you?" he asked mockingly, "Some people have no taste."
"Well, we found some crazy stuff out here," Anne shrugged, "It's going to change the world."
Glancing behind to the lit up area, Teixeira shook his head. "And that's why I don't go near the thing. Don't want to be part of any world changing events, thanks. Well, I half expect to be in a war some time soon. Just keep me away from magic holes that swallow up whole vehicles and let aliens onto the Earth."
Anne's jaw dropped. "Why the hell do you think it's aliens? The whole reason your unit was brought up here was…"
Teixeira flashed a toothy grin, and Anne realised she had just screwed up. Just confirmed everything to him. "Not much makes it past the notice of the First Battalion, ma'am. If those Third Battalion pukes were up here, someone would've found them already."
Anne stared at the man, expecting a better answer. Eventually, his head dropped for a second and then returned upwards to deliver one.
"Your collection of scientists aren't so great at lying. Don't think we missed what's going on in the 'sample hut', did you? We guard the doors from a distance, sure, but your CSIS friends seem to forget we have scopes. You've got a couple of dozen Roswells here at least."
Anne scowled, finding it hard not to lecture him on the importance of secrecy. Not least because she didn't want half her research team arrested for breaking their new confidentiality agreements by accident. Best to say nothing, shouldn't further confirm his ideas by complaining that he knows something.
She made a mental note to call the CSIS Director and arrange something, before he did another something entirely. And now I'm working with military intelligence, God help me.
"Why are you back so early?" Teixeira asked, "Thought you'd be in the capital another few days."
"First Nations leadership need to be shown what we've discovered," Anne said, "There's rumours all over the place that we've found a native site. We need to show them it isn't one before we get accusations of desecration. Luckily, I had the wisdom to bring in the local patrimony experts from the start, so we can crush those rumours once we've got the local politicians caught up."
"So it is aliens," Teixeira smirked.
"I said it isn't First Nations," Anne corrected him, "I didn't say ET."
"You know those politicians will leak this, right?"
Anne grimaced. "No journalist will believe them. None that the public will believe anyway. More likely some accuse us of desecration anyway, that'll get the journalists sniffing around regardless." God, I sound like the Director. His words in my mouth.
"What happens when the CBC shows up with some cameras?"
"We show them some artefacts, show them there's no desecration happening. Tell them the finds are so unique that their value is massive and we got credible threats of looting, so we're protecting the site."
Teixeira laughed, a sound Anne very much liked. "Protect the site with mechanised infantry? They won't believe that, it's overkill. RCMP can do this shit, we've got IFVs. What are they saying we're afraid of, the Chinese gonna airdrop in light tanks?"
"Sure they'll believe," Anne grinned back, "It's all just part of the ongoing northern exercises. Instead of wasting money on driving around pretending, they're using the situation usefully."
His laugh dampening down to a chuckle, Teixeira stood up on the step of the prefab with Anne and looked up at the aurora himself. "All this over Angel Eyes disappearing. Can't say I'm surprised, man has bad luck all around."
Anne blinked. "Angel Eyes?"
Teixeira shifted his weight from side to side, still watching the sky. "Ah, wasn't supposed to mention that… One of the missing guys. The Lieutenant. He used to be with the First Battalion. My company, in fact. His nickname was Angel Eyes."
Anne's brow knitted. "How do you get a nom de guerre like that? Does he have a face like a Hollywood star or…?"
Teixeira stopped aurora-gazing, his mouth thinned. He nodded to and waited for two other soldiers to walk by before answering, out of earshot. "Something like that. I guess you've never seen the Good, the Bad and the Ugly?"
Anne searched her mind for what he was talking about. It took her a minute. "A western?"
Teixeira nodded. "Didn't remember it either until I heard the nickname and asked someone."
A pang of cold hitting her, Anne drank her hot chocolate. Someone had turned off the electric heater. She stood aside to let some of her team inside the building, getting tired nods of greeting as they passed. "So what? What's a western got to do with Lieutenant Duquesne?"
"The movie's about three guys. One good, one bad, one ugly. Angel Eyes is the bad guy."
Anne's eyes widened at that, forcing her eyes to tear up and half-blinding her. She rubbed them with her wrist, almost spilling her drink. Aren't bad guys in westerns really bad? "What did he do to earn that?"
Teixeira frowned. "Sorry Professor, some things have to stay between soldiers. We have a code. The whole thing was dealt with anyway, not for civilians to judge us."
Her mind filled with all sorts of criminal acts, Anne glared at him. He might be easy on the eyes, but he's still military. "A code? An omertà you mean."
Teixeira held up his hands in apology, causing Anne to sigh loudly. She couldn't stay mad at him, who knew what consequences he'd face for speaking out. "Sorry. Not the first time this week I've heard something like 'it's not for civilians to judge us', okay?"
The master-corporal didn't respond, his gaze aimed out over the Spiral, his eyes narrowing. "Jesus, what is that?!" He pointed.
Anne looked for herself, following the line drawn by the pointed finger. There was a figure in the centre of the megaliths; the exact spot where the soldiers went missing. She squinted, not sure what it was, except that it was made of ice and was shaped vaguely like a person. "An ice sculpture? Who put that there?" Annoyance rose like acid in her throat. Who is playing games with my artefact site?
"The thing moved," Teixeira declared, before mumbling into his radio mouthpiece and getting audible chatter back into his helmet.
It moved? Anne frowned, staring at the thing and blinking. The brightness of the lit-up area meant her eyes wouldn't focus quickly enough, and she had left her glasses inside. But as soldiers and CSIS agents began pouring out of the other buildings with their guns, she saw exactly what the Sergeant had; the ice sculpture was a man, with a massive sword. And the man was looking this way and that.
"Stay here," Teixeira said, jumping down off the stairs, stepping back into his snowshoes and flipping his rifle off his back. He began moving towards the Spiral without any of the superstition about being disappeared he had voiced before.
The hell I will stay here, Anne thought, jumping down behind him as he moved off. It was hard going without being able to stand on top of the snow, until the snow was properly dug out over the top of the stones. By the time she caught up with the knot of soldiers seemingly under Teixeira's command, two more groups had formed, catching the figure in the centre of what would no doubt be free fire zones if it made to do anything with the sword.
The figure turned towards Anne and Teixeira briefly, revealing glowing blue eyes and sending a shiver down Anne's spine.
It was shaped like a man but it couldn't possibly be human. As it moved, the light seemed to bend around inside it, like it was passing through clear ice or calm water, before shifting back to whites and blacks. Its outline was that of some kind of ancient warrior, armour and all.
She couldn't identify the culture of origin from its possessions, but military archaeology or history wasn't her speciality by any means. That fact let the rational part of Anne's brain quickly overwhelm whatever fear she was feeling, analysing what she was seeing before her. A new curiosity came to her quickly. It isn't one of the little three-fingered ones, it isn't a sasquatch type either. What is this? Why is it here?
"Copy, will approach and attempt to detain," Teixeira reported over his radio, before turning to his subordinates, "Okay, with me. Safeties off. Don't be afraid to back off if he gets too close with that blade. Everyone else will light him up like it's the First of July." He waved the soldiers with him to follow. Anne tagged along behind them, dancing this way and that to keep her eyes on the figure. It looks like it's made of ice, she thought, unable to stop herself trying to get a closer look, How is that possible?
Together, the troops spread out into a small line, aiming their weapons at the thing. It took the figure a minute to realise it was being approached, but when it did, it took its sword in hand. Teixeira's battle line stopped, some of the men kneeling to get a better shot.
Anne froze, afraid they would start fighting at once. And more afraid the soldiers wouldn't win. A creature made of living ice, would bullets even harm it? She fought back a sudden urge to run away. She had to see this up close.
There was a silent standoff for a moment, until Teixeira spoke. "What the hell do I say to the thing?" he asked, presumably to someone else over the radio. There was more chatter and eventually the master-corporal responded. "Copy."
"You have illegally entered a protected facility of the Canadian Forces!" Teixeira boomed, "Place the sword on the ground! Then step away and kneel, placing your hands on your head!"
The ice figure did nothing, its glowing eyes scanning the line of soldiers, even as Teixeira repeated the order. Anne saw no understanding or recognition there, its gaunt white face not reacting to the words. She knew what she needed to do.
She stepped up beside Teixeira, careful to not get in front of any of the weapons of his subordinates.
"What are you doing?" the master-corporal demanded, seemingly unwilling to drop his weapon's aim on the creature in order to stop her.
Anne ignored him and took one more step towards the ice figure. It gave her its full attention, and she found herself unable to get closer. It looks like it hates me.
Wanting to get what she intended over with, she gestured to the creature, and then mimed throwing away a sword, dropped to her knees onto the light dusting of snow and put her hands on her head. The creature blinked, definitely understanding what she was saying. But it didn't move.
Anne pointed at it again. Come on, do what you were told…
At last, the thing reacted. It lowered its sword and threw its head back, letting out loud laughter that sounded almost like someone crushing ice cubes. There wasn't a person alive that would mistake what it was communicating; mockery.
Teixeira grabbed Anne by the upper arm and dragged her backwards onto her feet and behind the firing line. He gave her a quick apologetic face, before speaking into his radio mouthpiece once more. "It's not obeying, not dropping its weapon… No, I don't think we can grab it without someone getting hurt… Yes, sir, we're clear, nothing behind it but trees… Yes sir, I understand."
Anne watched with horror as the master-corporal raised his weapon once again, and with a tone she had never heard him use before, passed on the command.
"Open fire."
The line of rifles aimed at the ice figure erupted like a volcano, half-deafening Anne, the bullet trails flying through the air and the figure, then into the woods, visibly bouncing off the ground between the trees. The laughing of the ice figure stopped, and it flinched and twitched. Yet it still stood there.
"Cease fire!" Teixeira called out, "Cease fire, cease fire!"
The soldiers stopped shooting, and Anne finally could see things clearly again without the flashing of the weapons. The ice figure had not dropped dead or been shattered by the attack. But it was clearly no longer amused or curious. Its ethereal face curled with what Anne would have guessed was frustration, if it had been a human.
Not responding to his radio, Teixeira crouched briefly, gathering snow up in his gloved hand. Anne watched with amazement as he balled it up into a snowball, and like a baseball pitcher, threw the packed ice straight at the creature. His aim was perfect, and the snowball sailed straight for the thing's chest… and then sailed right on through it.
The ice creature dissolved into nothing, melting into the air like it had never existed at all.
Anne rubbed her eyes, unable to believe what she had just seen.
At last, Teixeira responded to the chatter on his radio. "It was some kind of a projection, sir. It was never really here. We'll debrief, sir."
"What!" Anne half-shouted.
The master corporal leaned close to answer. "Our bullets never hit anything," Teixeira quietly responded to her, "They just flew on by, into the woods."
Anne glanced between him and where the figure had been standing. "But why? What was it doing here then?"
Teixeira frowned. "My guess? Taking a look around. And it didn't like the reception we gave it. That's the one thing keeping me from running for my life. Rifle fire doesn't agree with it."
Chapter 30: The Umberlands
Chapter Text
Alone, Michael lay in the 'summer snow' atop a hill, Sayer's scoped rifle standing on its bipod in front of him. His grey-and-white mottled arctic coat was draped over his body as camouflage. A necessary precaution. There were many potential eyes that could spot him, though the nearest to worry about was still about six hundred metres away.
After dealing with the aftermath of the Battle at the Last Inn, and a few more days travel down the Kingsroad, the joint Canadian-Free Folk force had finally arrived nearby the camp of the army assembling to help the Night's Watch.
The tent city sprawled in front of a massive forest and a fast flowing river. The north-south road ran through it, then over a strong stone bridge. After the bridge, the roadway appeared to widen and stood on an embankment to prevent being flooded out. The whole layout of shelters was surrounded by wooden stakes aimed northwards, freshly cut trees from the look of them.
It's well laid out, Michael thought to himself as he examined what he could see of the base, Organised latrine areas, proper defences against raids, armouries, corrals for mules… Makes Mance's camp look like amateur hour.
But he knew it was nothing they couldn't overcome if required. The bridge over the river was not defended properly. It would be a simple matter to storm that particular section of the camp with the crawler and unicorns, hold until the rest of the mounted force crossed the river, then withdraw across the bridge. Maybe even destroy it with the remaining plastic explosives.
Worst case scenario, Michael reminded himself, Don't be tempted to do it just because it would be easier than talking. After what had happened with Jon Stark's attempt to get Lord Norrey to stand down, he'd almost prefer to go in shooting.
When the young Crow had arrived at the Norrey camp, it turned out the mountain clan chief sworn to the Starks had another Crow with him. Thoren Smallwood, a Ranger of the Night's Watch. A friend of Ser Alliser Thorne according to Jon. In short, a worthless shit.
This Crow had listened to Jon tell the tale of what had happened at Castle Black. He then had convinced Lord Norrey to view the wight in private instead of showing the entire army, and that Jon Snow was a traitor for agreeing to join the mission of peace and for abandoning his post.
And lastly, Mr. Smallwood killed the wight with a fiery torch, something he would not have known to do if it hadn't been for Michael himself. The coup de grace had been so easy, it helped convince Lord Norrey that the 'wildlings' were the bigger threat.
That was why there had been a battle at all, and why Michael couldn’t decide whether or not to attack now. Will Mors Umber be equally as stupid after seeing a wight?
Stewing on whether or not to attack or let the plan proceed, Michael didn't notice immediately when someone climbed under his coat with him. It was only when he smelled roast pork and pine that he realised, and found Ygritte shifting on her belly closer to him, fur hood over her head.
"What're you doin' out here on your own?" she asked, "You can look at Umbers from camp." She nodded behind them, to a higher, wooded hill on the lee side of which the rest of the force was encamped.
"Needed a closer look," Michael replied, "The others know I'm down here."
"So you say," Ygritte said with a shrug. She didn't say anything else, but didn't leave either. Not really finding her a nuisance, Michael continued his observation.
He began picking out the banners on display on each part of the camp, based on a list he had as described by Jon Stark out of a great book that had been taken from the library of Castle Black.
The Umbers were the ones camped on either side of the road directly, of course, but there were others. Most of the army by the river was from smaller lordly ridings; the Lakes, the Knotts, the Liddles, the Harclays, the Whitehills. The only other major vassals Michael could see were the Karstarks, their white sun on black very easy to identify even without the scope.
Most importantly, Michael saw very few horses of any real size. They might have no cavalry, he thought, Definitely an advantage to us if so. The temptation to attack rose again. Dealing with locals on deployment was never easy, but the Westerosi seemed particularly difficult. They were aliens, yet strangely close to what had once existed on Earth in a number of places. He exhaled hard, as if expelling pure frustration. It didn't help much.
Without warning, Ygritte tipped his helmet off and pulled it aside. He turned to ask what the hell she was doing, but she quickly threaded her fingers in his hair by his neck. She started playing with it, half massaging and half pulling.
It felt damn relaxing.
"What's wrong, Michael Duquesne?" she asked, "You're going to get to talk to the kneelers again, aren't you? Kneeler talk is like a strong drink to you, keeps you coming back for more." Despite her mocking, she kept running her fingers through his hair.
Michael leaned in, as conspiratorially as can be. Ygritte's fingers stopped moving for a moment. She was misinterpreting his intentions. "Want to know a secret?" he whispered, "I want to ride straight through them, guns blazing. They're middlemen. Just important enough to be able to order men to kill us, but not important enough to understand trying that will doom their own people."
Ygritte brought her hand from Michael's hairline to his cheeks, and squeezed slightly. "Why not ride through then. If that's what you feel you should do. You owe the kneelers nothing. They told you obey or die."
Michael gently pulled her hand from his face, after which it returned to the back of his head and curled through his hair again. Damn it, that's disarming. "I'm not really supposed to go killing people if I can avoid it. Tends to make enemies I don't need."
"But you had us fight the Norreys? Your plan made fools of them."
And they don't need to know that. "I was defending a camp full of women and children, vulnerable people the kneelers hate. Whatever my morals are, letting the inevitable happen to them would've left a bad taste in my mouth."
"Mayhaps you care too much about others."
That'll be the day. Michael thought, returning his eye to the scope. "They were your people, Ygritte. Would you still crawl under my coat and pet me like a dog if I let them be taken by kneelers?"
Ygritte's fingers stopped moving for a moment, but continued as she scooted even closer, half her body resting against Michael's own. "So you let us kill those kneelers so I'd be happy, Michael Duquesne?"
Michael snorted with amusement. Count on this girl to be turned on by that idea. "I'll never tell." Ygritte's hand moved, skirting down his neck, down his side. Towards his belt. He shifted his weight to try and catch her. However he thought about the idea of her in his pants, under a coat in the open snow wasn't how he intended to go about it.
The radio crackled to life in his ear as Michael finally grabbed Ygritte's hand, giving him a crooked grin.
"Jonny boy and Rowan are ready to ride, sir," O'Neill reported, "Are we going ahead with this?"
Michael nudged Ygritte away, in case the Sergeant had eyes on them right now. Guy probably has X-ray vision to see under the coat too. Suddenly the right path seemed easier. He looked at Ygritte, realising her antics had calmed his mind enough to make a decision. "Let them go. That army will see our campfires tonight anyway."
O'Neill gave a single, mirthless chuckle. "Of course they'll see our campfires, we're going to be lighting six of them apiece. All we've been doing since setting camp is cutting up firewood."
"Nothing wrong with a little strategic deception, Sergeant."
"As you say, sir. The ambassadors are on their way."
That's it then, it's done. Michael crawled back a few paces, out of sight of the Umber camp, then pulled his coat on around him.
Pouting a little, Ygritte picked up Sayer's rifle and handed it down, anticipating that his time spying on the kneelers was done. "I don't like you pretending you don't want me, Michael Duquesne."
I don't know what I want, except to get off this rock. "We can't always have what we want, Ygritte," Michael replied, rolling up the survival bag and putting it in its own protective sheath, "Sometimes we need to wait. Sometimes we don't ever get it."
Ygritte's pout intensified, but whatever answer she had to that was interrupted by the thump and sloth of hooves entering snow and hitting the ground.
Around a curve in the Kingsroad, Jon Stark and Rowan rode their mounts, Jon holding an improvised black banner of the Night's Watch and Rowan clutching the reins of another horse, a wight slung across its back. The riders didn't seem to notice they were being watched. Jon's face was particularly stoney as he pushed his animal hard.
"Stark's sullen as usual," Michael remarked, "If he keeps that look on his face, it'll get stuck."
Ygritte eyed him without turning her head. "He's a pretty one. Even when scowling. Not sure any girls would mind."
Michael cocked an eyebrow back at her. Trying to make me jealous? "Am I not pretty?" he joked at her, "Making me feel like an old man over here. And that I am certainly not."
Ygritte's tongue worked in her mouth, like she was searching for the right answer. "Aye, you're a man, Michael Duquesne. Pretty's not the thing to say about that. But Jon Stark's still a boy, fancy sword or no."
Michael frowned, aware that Ygritte would barely be considered an adult herself if she had been born in Canada. Regardless of her life experience. He wasn't exactly long in the tooth either, he was easily the youngest lieutenant in the battalion. Even before being transported to another world, he had seen and done things most young men his age hadn't. Perhaps the three of us have that in common.
"Maybe he is a boy, but Jon's doing a man's work now."
The next morning, the whole Canadian-Free Folk force mounted up and crested the final hill as one unit. O'Neill and Michael rode on top of the crawler, Zheng driving and Sayer inside for support if things went south. The pace was slow, deliberate, so as not to provide an impression that an attack was going to happen, and it stopped as soon as the hill could mask just how few riders there actually were. Not that it made any difference.
The unicorns were now draped front and sides in black chainmail shirts backed by the padded gambesons, roped together crudely but tightly, like a packed clothesline. Their riders had also been up-armoured.
Cataphracts, Sayer called them, after the armoured cavalry of Parthians that had destroyed the Roman army of Crassus two thousand years before. The kid played too many video games. These ones were some strange mix between horses, bulls and rhinos, and Michael glad every morning the creatures and their riders were on his side. Even if they stunk to high hell.
To replace the chainmail now on the beasts, the riders of both horse and unicorn had plentiful coats-of-plate now, taken or surrendered from Norrey men both dead and alive, only keeping chainmail for their arms, legs and necks. All had lances or half-pikes, giving the impression they were all trained heavy and medium cavalry.
The badges of green thistles on yellow on the armour coats had been replaced with the Maple Leaf too, which also flew on a banner alongside those of the Laughing Tree and the Horn of Joramun.
The time of appearing to be separate were over, and the time of a united front had come.
As the line of cavalry stopped, the crawler proceeded halfway down the hill towards the Umber camp with just the leadership, as set out in the terms sent with Rowan. Michael waved a tree branch, a symbol of parley, and then sat directly on the front of the crawler, his legs overhanging and his rifle across his lap.
Below at the riverside, there was utter chaos. Panicky infantry milled about, rushing out of tents with weapons but no armour or running into the woods. For a little while, it looked like a battle might be inevitable as sergeants began shouting to restore order, but a collection of horsemen soon gathered in the Umber part of the camp. Too small to possibly be a defensive response.
Gotcha, Michael thought. He knew for sure now from Iola's scouting with her eagle that the kneeler force didn't have cavalry at all beyond a few bodyguards. The lords are coming. Just as planned.
"Here come the big hats and monocles," O'Neill commented quietly from behind, "You sure this is what we should be doing? The plan isn't exactly American-proof."
"Yes, I am," Michael replied with certainty, and equally as quietly. The others on horseback were close by to one side, and Marcach on his unicorn wasn't far on the other. Thankfully the wights were active again, and their squirming wasn't silent. Maybe they are the Others' CCTV after all.
The Sergeant scratched his chin and glanced back at the undead packages. "Zheng's idea of skipping all this is looking more appealing by the minute, sir."
That makes three of us. "Where's your insistence on the regs now?"
"Gone like a fart in the wind, the second I saw that army, sir. You getting laid doesn't trump the regs, but our lives do. And our lives are what we need to be concerned about now. We have more than enough bullets to break through and escape, if we strike now. As much as I wasn't planning on fighting a whole division."
He's right, but it'll be just as easy to decapitate the force and then breakout. If we need to. Michael exhaled, his breath smoking with the growing cold. Starting a running war to a place that might not even have a way home seemed like a bigger bet on longer odds. "We won't have to fight a whole division, Sergeant," he said, before waving at the machine gun, "Be ready with the pig, just in case."
"Yes, sir."
A large man led the way up towards the crawler on a horse that looked too small for him, followed by Rowan in her furs and Jon in his black cloak, then a collection of other bearded men.
The men all wore their 'sigils' on well-made full breastplates, their eyes peering out of helmets that seemed more advanced than what the Norreys or Crows had been wearing. Like something out of the Renaissance or Thirty Years War.
As the lords got close, their horses shook their heads and refused to get closer. Michael quickly realised the issue; the wind was blowing southbound and the animals smelled the unicorn. They didn't like it. Unable to any closer, the commotion was enough to force the lords back to dismount. Some young pageboys held the reins to keep the mounts from running off.
Michael brought up his rifle to look through his scope, his attention grabbed by one lord in particular: The leader.
The man was as tall and broad as O'Neill, though he was far older, his hair, moustache and bushy beard all white. One of his eyes was missing, replaced by a chunk of obsidian of all things. He wore a polar bear skin over his head, helmet, shoulders and back, and the symbol of the giant was etched into the leather covering of his breastplate. He carried a longsword with two hands, resting on his shoulder but ready to swing.
This is Mors Umber, Michael said to himself, Or I'm the King of Timbuktu. Almost as a battle line of their own, the lords began to walk up like a gang in a western. There were only a half dozen of them, but that somehow made them more menacing. Jon and Rowan's presence was drowned out by them.
Trained-from-birth killers, Michael thought, Two can play that game. "Ygritte, bring Val and Ryk, we'll meet them half way on foot. Let me do the talking," he commanded, climbing down from the crawler, "O'Neill, Zheng, watch for trouble. Sayer, be ready to grab a wight and roll it down to us."
The others dismounted too, though most took their horses along by the rein. Marcach had his massive unicorn lay down so he could climb off of it. The man wanted to join the discussion, it seemed. The great shaggy beast snorted as it thudded onto the snow and scratched its large twisting horn along the ground, as if sharpening it.
The group got together and marched down, Michael in front. When the lords were close enough to speak, he called out and held up a palm. "That's good."
Mors stopped at once. The others lurched to a halt, surprised their apparently leader had obeyed the command. But they haven't seen a rifle work up close.
"Outlander," Mors said in greeting, before his eyes locked with Val's. Neither said anything.
Not my name, mister. "Introductions are in order, I think," Michael replied, gesturing to himself first, "I am Lieutenant Michael Duquesne, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry. And Elector of Calgary," he began, "On behalf of her Majesty's Canadian Forces, I extend greetings."
"A royal guard?" the Karstark lord with the sigil of the white sun asked, seeming to direct his question at Mors.
"A royal officer," Michael corrected, before continuing, "I see you had a good conversation with your daughter and the man in black."
"Aye," Mors said, with the barest glance to Jon, "Lord Eddard's natural son spoke well for you. Not that it matters."
Jon scowled at the man, but he did not notice.
Michael shook his head. "His name is Jon. Now liaison officer to us from the Night's Watch. He's here to speak for them, not us." And for us with his brother.
Mors glanced at the rest of the wildlings.
"Ygritte Redbow and Ryk Longspear of the Laughing Tree tribe," Michael continued with a gesture to the pair. The nickname Ygritte had earned in battle seemed good enough as a surname, and she didn't complain. She just glared.
There was no reaction to that from Mors or the other lords. Just an awkward silence. Jesus, this is like pulling a fingernail. Michael turned to his left. "Marcach, leader of the unicorn riders."
This time, Mors did look properly, the short but stocky 'wildling' giving no indication as to his feelings about that.
The lord gave a harumphing laugh. "Aye, well met. Perhaps you'll steal a grand-niece of mine and take her away on your great beast. Or I'll split its head in two." The sentence ended with a gobbet of spit flying from the man's mouth to the ground.
Michael could've laughed. Just announce you're afraid of our cataphracts, why don't you?
The unicorn rider's eyes narrowed. "Such hospitality for our first time in the South," Marcach replied in the Old Tongue, "Unicorns can't climb the Wall, so we never thought it our concern to raid you. My clan and yours have never crossed lances. Something to keep in your thick head before you offend the gods with such insults at a first meeting."
Mors laughed louder and longer at that. "A wildling is a wildling, Lord Marcach," he replied in the same language, "The gods are on our side where insults and killings are concerned." This seemed to cause confusion among some of the lords. They don't speak the language, Michael realised, Why is that? He quickly gestured to the last person.
Val stepped forward, before Michael could make the introduction himself. "I am Val," she declared.
Mors said nothing in response, but continued his stare. Val looked to her mother, standing beside the man, but Rowan's lips thinned. She didn't know what was going on, what her own father was going to do.
For the love of… Michael thought. "Val Umber, Princess of Wall and Gift." Val made a face, but did not challenge the announcement.
There was some murmurs from the lesser lords, like they hadn't heard that before.
"Doesn't work like that," Rowan complained.
"It does now," Michael insisted. Stop being pedantic and help me out here, lady.
"Says who?"
"Me." And the whole buncha guns I've got with me.
Rowan blinked, but Michael ignored her. "This is a mission of peace. Mance is not invading. He is fleeing. He has the Gift, he doesn't need or want more."
At last, Mors Umber reacted, thumbing to himself. "The Gift is OURS!" he roared, "The Dragons took it from me and mine! If the Watch is defeated, it is ours once more. Not Mance's fief, not the wildlings'."
"The Gift will belong to an Umber in time," Val said, her flash of discontent at those words quickly hidden, "You have been told."
She's playing her part well, Michael thought, Appealing to his pride.
Mors took a breath. "Aye, I've been told, and I would hear it no more," he said, "The thought of my family's name being dragged through mud and shite, because wildlings swearing themselves to my blood kin raid and rape throughout the North…"
"Mance has given commands to prevent that," Val replied smoothly, "Those who disobey will be killed and fed to the weirwoods. Nothing tells men 'obey your oath' like seeing oathbreakers guts' hang from the branches, grandsire."
Fed to the weirwoods? Michael blanched at the thought, Is that why the trees' sap is red?
Mors hissed out a breath. "You are lucky you look like my mother's younger sister in her youth, little Val. And that I remember the woman fondly."
Val cocked an eyebrow. "Why is that?"
"Because it's said my aunt looked like my mother in her youth," Mors growled, "And that thought is the only thing stopping me from strangling you, here and now."
The man was exaggerating, Michael somehow knew. The news of his family among the Free Folk, descendants who had risen to the very top of 'wildling' tribes, had him confused and angry. Rowan understood it was bluster. Others did not.
A dark look flashed over Val's eyes, as Jon Stark stepped around the lord. Before Michael could stop him, the young man drew his magic sword and levelled it towards Mors. "Lady Val is an envoy of peace, Lord Mors. To threaten her with death is to offend the laws of gods and man."
"Jon…" Michael warned. The young man flashed a glare back, like it wasn't anyone's business but his. Michael was glad his wolf wasn't around, but wasn't about to take crap from a teenager, sword or not. He strode over as some of the other lords went for their swords, but Mors held up a hand to stop them all.
"He's a child," the lord thundered, "And Eddard Stark's blood besides. Though I never thought our lord's kin would need their ears cleaned out this badly!"
There was no laughter at that. "That's Valyrian steel, Umber," the Karstark declared.
Mors glared down at Jon. "Gods, it is! Where did you get that, boy?"
How'd he not notice that before? Did Jon not show it at camp?
"A gift from Lord Commander Mormont," Michael interrupted, before grabbing Jon by the scruff of the neck, "Jon, put away the sword and step back. You're threatening an envoy yourself right now, Lord Mors hasn't drawn his own weapon."
"Not that I'd need it, Valyrian steel or no," Mors joked back, such a ridiculous statement that it finally had both the kneeler lords and Val herself smiling, "Mayhaps they'll call me Crowfood for a different reason soon, boy."
With his scowl now doubled in intensity, Jon nonetheless obeyed the order he had been given and sheathed his sword. Though he didn't leave Val's side.
"We're getting distracted," Michael declared, "I'll be blunt. We want to go to Winterfell to make peace. Let's talk about you moving your army out of the way."
"What makes you think we want to talk about that?" the Karstark declared.
What a useless lie, Michael thought, You came up here at the double quick as soon as you saw the unicorn lancers, didn't you?
"Who are you?" Val asked.
The lord grimaced in a parody of a polite smile. "Cregan Karstark. Cousin to Lord Rickard Karstark of Karhold."
"Nobody, then," Val sighed back.
Lord Cregan balled a fist. "Careful, girl. You're pretty, but that won't save you."
Val regarded the man like a coil of dog crap placed on her dinner plate, and his anger withered into hatred at once.
She reached behind her, into a bag, and took out a large yellow cloth. Unfurling it to reveal the green thistles stitched onto it, she threw the banner at Cregan's feet. "Ask House Norrey if I need to be saved," she said, as icy as a White Walker.
The lords all burst out with strings of curses, fists curling around the hilts of swords and fingers pointed. Mors grit his teeth but said nothing, not restraining them but not joining them either.
Does he keep quiet because it's his granddaughter? Or is he impressed? Michael looked to Val and found her giving them all the same glare she had given Cregan Karstark. Just what we need.
"Enough!" Michael interrupted at the top of his voice, "This changes nothing. You were already at war! You have been fighting for generations!"
"Is Lord Norrey still alive?!" a man with a rope knot icon on his cuffs demanded, "Did you help these wildlings?!"
So perhaps we do look different to the Free Folk after all… "I wasn't present at the battle," Michael stated, "My people and I arrived just as it was ending. We didn't kill anyone." Even if I provided the plan that killed every single one of those that died, on both sides…
Val gave a nod. "The battle ended when the Norreys yielded, on good terms suggested by Duquesne. He saved their lives. knew they would never accept being left defenceless. Their lord is marching back home, with the survivors. We didn't take their weapons."
Most of the lords seemed to relax a notch at that, but not fully.
"How kind," the Karstark spat.
"No one is pretending anyone here is a friend," Michael stated, "You don't have to make peace with friends, you make it with enemies. Your two peoples are undoubtedly enemies. But I am not your enemy."
"You stand with our enemies," Cregan said.
Michael ignored him. "Lord Mors, have you received orders to stop us going to Winterfell?"
Mors frowned, scratching at his obsidian eye with a thumb before answering. "No."
"Then you should let us pass," Michael stated. This is above your pay-grade.
"I am Castellan of Last Hearth. I command these lands while my nephew is away."
"You are not Castellan of the all Stark lands though," Jon cut in, "You cannot block envoys to my brother."
Mors shook his head, and gestured over Jon's head to the hill behind. "What sort of envoys have an escort of four hundred knights and riders? To say nothing of the host waiting in the hills!"
The old Mongol campfire trick worked, at least, Michael thought with some degree of satisfaction, Only wish they'd take it seriously as a threat, rather than an invitation to fight.
"If you can call those knights," Cregan added with disgust, "I can smell them from here." Marcach shifted his weight at that statement, clearly wishing he was still atop his unicorn so he could ride down the Karstark.
Easy tiger.
"A strong escort is required," Michael replied, "We're envoys that can be disappeared without anyone on your side caring very much."
"What's to stop you raiding?" Cregan asked.
"My word," Jon stated, "They have not raided, nor do they speak of raiding. Nor would Lord Duquesne stand for it. He proved his honour by saving Lord Norrey."
"Aye, they would like as not keep quiet about that around a man wearing the black."
"If Jon's word as a son of Lord Stark isn't good enough," Michael replied, "We already showed you another reason. The wight."
Cregan shook his head and spat. "Got another diseased wildling to show, have you? The last one did not convince me. All I saw was a smoking corpse."
"Because you were late," the lord with a white mountain on his sigil complained, "It was dead but not dead, I swear on the gods."
Cregan began to complain back, but Mors directed his ire towards his fellow lords, talking too quietly to hear but gesticulating wildly.
"Keep the thing tied up this time," he growled at Jon, once he had finished his words with the Karstark.
The Crow nodded.
What did you do, Jon? Michael paused for a moment. There's division, but is that bad or good for us? He got on his comms. "Sayer, get another wight down here," he said quietly into his radio in English, "Need one for this dog and pony."
"Yessir."
The lords were looking at him like he was mad. "Why are you talking to yourself?" a man with green dots in a U shape on his armour asked.
"Just calling a man to bring down something," Michael replied.
"You barely spoke above a whisper," Cregan stated flatly, before looking to his fellows, "The man is mad."
Michael smiled, and waited. Soon, Sayer appeared from behind the crawler, rolling the wight along with his foot. Cregan and the others' faces grew stormy with confusion.
"And yet, here comes exactly what I asked for," Michael said, milking the mystery for what it's worth, "Something to consider, if I can speak to men so far away without shouting."
The lords remained silent at that, or perhaps did not recognise the full significance. Sayer arrived soon enough, the way the wights were wrapped up made their packages relatively cylindrical.
The Private gave one last shove with his foot to put the thing just in front of Michael, stood to attention like on parade, and gave a top notch salute. "As ordered, sir."
"Thank you, Sayer. Hang around, will you? I'll probably need help to get this thing back inside."
"Yessir."
Unwary of the young newcomer, Mors stepped forward without invitation. Sayer raised his rifle and Michael took his own in hand, giving the lord pause, but Michael quickly realised what the man wanted to do.
"Go ahead, Lord Mors." Sayer relaxed and the lord resumed what he was doing, taking a knee by the package and untying the cords. The outer layers of insulation fell away, revealing a tied body sandwiched between two slabs of ice.
In a minute, the wight was squirming like crazy on the ground in front of both delegations, jaw opening and closing rapidly as the only means by which the thing could hurt anyone.
It had a man in his fifties by Michael's reckoning, but didn't seem to have any wounds at all. That didn't mean the thing wasn't very obviously dead though. Its eyes glowed blue like the rest of its kind, its flesh was pale and darkened with rot in some places. It wasn't even wearing full furs, just skins with a light fur cloak and some kind of moccasins. Dressed for summer beyond the Wall?
"Well Cregan," Mors rumbled at the slack jawed Karstark, "Know of a disease that does this to men?"
The Karstark chewed on air for a moment. "No," he replied, "I don't, Lord Mors. I am no maester, but..."
Mors snorted, whatever triumph he felt at the admission dampened by disgust and fear at what he was seeing at his feet. The wight rolled, attempting to move towards him, but he kicked it back viciously.
An audible crack of a rib breaking sounded, but it did not phase the wriggling dead man.
Michael knew the other lords had noticed that. "This is what we need to show in Winterfell," he said, "Your fellow lords need to know these things are out there, thousands of them, commanded by White Walkers. They don't sleep, they don't feel pain, and they are very hard to kill."
Time for a gamble. "Anyone they kill join them in undeath," he lied smoothly, omitting that it seemed to require a White Walker to do that part.
"The Wall is still there," Mors said with a dismissive wave towards the wight, "What do I have to fear of dead men so long as it stands."
To Michael's great surprise, it was Cregan who countered that. "Lord Mors, these foreigners got through the Wall themselves, and wildlings climbed it to raid every year. If men who get tired and can be killed do so, then why can these things not do so?"
"Wrong question, Karstark," Mors replied, "If they can climb the Wall, they should have tried it already. Yet here we stand, unbothered by wights and walkers."
"How should we know why they haven't?" the green-dotted lord complained.
"It's common sense," countered another, a white mountain on purple decorating his front, "If it's the ancient enemy of the stories, then they'll want to kill us all."
A good point, but this isn't a debate club, Michael thought to himself."They probably do, but their masters are smart. They could know that there are strong armies down here."
"They're old and remember," Val added, "They will kill the Free Folk first to build their army. Then they will come for you."
"Then we will throw them back at the Wall!" Mors declared, "After we've thrown you back!"
Cregan shook his head, his pallor almost as bad as the moving corpse's now. "Mayhaps you don't know this as you have no coast in your fief, but wildlings cross the bays in boats too, Lord Mors. Doesn't take a Grand Maester to work out boats neither! The tales of the Walkers said they were cunning, if I remember the old nursemaids' tales correctly. Cunning enough to use a raft, surely."
There were nods from the other lords. Praise the god of infanteers, they believe!
"You're also a little preoccupied with a war in the South," Michael said, throwing fuel on the fire, "Castle Black got a message from your capital, declaring Lord Eddard Stark a traitor. Seems you've got a war against the living in your own country already. You're also already at war with the Others whether you like it or not. Declare war on the Free Folk, and that's a third war."
"And every one of us you kill will be a soldier for the Others in time," Val said, "The Walkers take their wights to graves and barrows to increase their numbers. A body can be turned into a wight years, decades after its death. Your host will not be enough to guard the Wall properly. You do not have enough warriors."
Cregan and another lord whispered furiously at Mors, but he swatted their comments away with a swing of his ham fist aimed nowhere in particular.
Rowan took her father's arm. "…Father, you need to let the Stark in Winterfell and the other lords decide this."
"Or what?" Mors asked.
"Or a whole lot of people will be dead," Michael replied, taking his rifle in hand, "But you first. Age before beauty."
Mors grinned wildly. "Gods, I really want to know what fighting you would be like," he declared, "Jon Snow's tales of sorcery seem true, and those creatures on the hill… I would test my mettle gladly." He turned to his fellow lords. "And you? Do you think as Cregan does? As my daughter does?"
Michael waited for the penny to drop.
The other lords said nothing, but couldn't meet the man's eyes. It was clear the majority agreed it was a matter for the Starks, above their paygrade really. But who could openly defy the mighty Mors Umber when he said he didn't want to give something to wildlings, of all people.
"How can I allow it?" Mors stated, "I'm sure the lords want no peace. And if they do, your wildling friends will have to kneel, their king or his heir will have to marry Starks. And I am sure Mance Rayder would refuse that offer."
"As am I," Cregan said, "I desire no peace either. The only good wildling is a dead one, Lord Mors. Even your kin."
He glanced at Val, causing her to bristle. Rowan and Jon too.
"But I am sure many assembled in Winterfell do not believe the report from the Wall. I didn't. They must learn there is a new threat. I would have Lord Robb know it. Then he can march up here first and settle matters. The Lannisters will not take Lord Stark's life. He's too valuable."
Michael frowned, getting the impression that Cregan Karstark wasn't the sharpest knife. If you march up north, aren't your allies further south in trouble? Or perhaps you don't care. "Fight us and you'll be starting a war, against your own granddaughters, only for their people to rise again as puppet corpses for ice demons. And you are not Lord of Winterfell, so you'll be doing it all without the rightful authority."
Lord Mors' head dropped, his chin touching the lip of his breastplate. He stayed like that for almost a full minute. Until it shot up again, chin pointed at the sky.
"Gods damn it all! My nephew the Lord of Last Hearth would tan my hide if I didn't let the lords see these things… and I'm past the age of being able to match him blow for blow. I'll let him decide if you're telling the truth."
"A wise decision, my lord," Jon stated.
The big man shook his head. "A wager, Jon Snow," Mors replied, "I have no intention of sending these men behind me home, nor will I leave the lands between here and the Gift without protection. I am sure the lords will not want peace. Your wildling friends will have to kneel, their king's heir will have to marry Starks. A King Beyond the Wall is no man to kneel. I am certain of it."
"That's for us to worry about," Michael replied, "In the mean time, this wight is yours. Show it to every single person in that camp. Show them what is coming."
Mors grunted his acknowledgement of the idea.
Good, you're not entirely an imbecile, Michael thought. "We'll depart today. Would you kindly clear the road and bridge for us, and move your warriors away from both?"
Mors brow knitted briefly together in anger, but he released a colossal sigh. He nodded once and took a long look at Val. When he had seen whatever it was he was looking for, he grabbed the wight by the scruff of the neck as he left, dragging it along. The other lords followed behind like children following a parent. Only Cregan Karstark paused to scan the line of unicorn and horse cavalry for a moment, before picking up the bundle of furs, rope and ice on the ground.
As soon as they were gone, Michael let out his own sigh and got on the radio. "Sergeant, we can stand down," he said, "Get everyone back to camp to pack. We go ASAP."
Chapter 31: The Corporal
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THE CORPORAL
Mud and tree smells blowing in her face from a southerly wind, Lian watched the water of the White Knife glide under the nose of the barge, smoothly and without disturbing the whole craft for the first time since leaving Long Lake. Behind to the north was a few dozen more barges, each loaded with horses, unicorns and warriors.
Obtaining the craft and their crews had been surprisingly easy. All it had taken was one look at Jon Stark, his ever growing direwolf and the Free Folk force at his back for seneschal at 'Lakehold' to agree. A portion of the gold and silver in the Lieutenant's possession greased the palms of the bargemen to make things easier. Their usual cargo was lumber, wool or furs, not mortal enemies, but the money shut them right up. The hardest part of it all had been getting the crawler onto the largest barge.
But it had been worth it. The whole convoy of barges moved down the river effortlessly, carrying the whole force as they shot the rapids, passed by ox trails and villages on the river banks. Before sunset every day, the barges would land and camp would be set.
Every place the river had banks that could land a barge also had a village. None of them were welcoming places. Even if you couldn't have smelled the fear on the air, the locals armed themselves and locked up their houses tighter than a tick's ass. Strict
As the river journey continued, Lian was just glad it only cost gold and silver. They had saved the equivalent of three quarters of the horse food and crawler fuel to drive and ride from the top of Long Lake to Winterfell. The horses, unicorns… even Ghost had been so tired by the time they reached the docks, they had got onto the barges without any trouble and just laid down. Even with rest days, the speed of the march had gotten into their bones.
Without any driving to do, or anything else except stand watch when it was her turn, Lian had taken to trying to read the books they had taken from Castle Black.
It doesn't make any sense, she told herself, If we can speak every language in this world, why can't we read their texts? The thought of being trapped on another world without access to the knowledge needed to survive it drove her on. She had no doubt vital intelligence was lurking in every one of the tomes, and that nobles would look down on her for not being able to read them.
Her plan had been to read books with illustrations. The idea was to mimic how young kids learn to read at first. The big book on the noble houses of Westeros was perfect for the job, with each of the noble families having their own logo both drawn and described in it. But no matter how much Lian examined them, the words refused to untangle. The mess of lines and curves just looked like the gothic script with alien letters.
The only word she learned was 'house', but she wasn't even sure that was the same word as in English or if it meant specifically a noble dynasty.
"What book is that?" said a voice from behind.
Lian turned around, and found a white-furred, red-eyed demon approaching closely. Ghost's snout quickly poked her here and there, nose sniffling as she was inspected closely. Every hair on her body stood on end.
Ghost was already larger than any dog or wolf Lian had ever seen. She hadn't believed the Lieutenant or Sayer when they had described the beast after encountering it. She had seen the direwolf eat its hunted prey by the roadside. His teeth could easily tear her apart. Her hand dropped the book to the deck and reached for the carbine at her back, failing to find it the first time.
"Back Ghost!" called Jon Stark, his black cloak billowing in the southerly wind, "Back!"
The direwolf turned and stared at his master pointing away, whuffed silently to himself and padded off towards the stern of the barge again. Lian watched it closely, ignoring Stark. Ghost went to O'Neill of all people, who smiled widely and scratched it behind the ears. The Sergeant definitely had big dogs as a child.
"Sorry about that, my lady," Jon said, stepping into her vision.
My lady? Lian's mind asked in confusion, before it clicked, Ah, my fake title. It is a bit more frivilous than Elector.
Jon continued. "Ghost has been looking to do that since you let us through at Castle Black again. Something about your smell…" The boy's eyes widened, realising what he was saying could be miscontrued. "I mean, only that you are strange and interesting to him."
Yay, more people treating me like a zoo exhibit or an exotic stripper. Lian regarded the kid with cool eyes. "Interesting to lots of others too, it seems."
Jon looked away quickly, finding something less suspicious to look in the book at her feet. "My apologies my lady, as I was saying… what book is that?"
Lian frowned, bent over and picked up the thing off the deck again. How best to handle this… Bluff with enough truth to make it believable, I suppose. "You tell me. Our translation magic can't seem to understand your writing. Which makes no sense. I've been trying to solve that." She offered the book to him, and he took it.
"When Women Ruled: Ladies of the Aftermath," Jon read aloud from the cover, "Not sure I know this one, my Lady."
"I do. Your friend Tarly recommended it when I asked for something about how women are treated here," Lian replied, "He gave me this and one about morals of the Andals. Six Pointed Star?"
"The Seven-Pointed Star," Jon corrected her, holding up the book, "It is like Sam to know what books to give you… You say you can't read it?"
"No."
"Do you even know the sounds of the letters?"
"No…" Lian paused for a moment, having a good idea. If we can't do it the easy way, we'll do it the hard way. "I don't suppose you'd write out your alphabet for me?" She rummaged in a pocket to produce a small notebook and a ballpoint pen, before offering them to the kid.
Jon looked at the items like they were bugs or something. "Alphabet?"
Rolling her eyes, Lian stepped up beside, and wrote out the English-Latin alphabet, showing both how to use the pen and what she wanted of him. "Every letter in our language, it's called an alphabet. Can you write out the letters of your Common Tongue while telling me the sounds of each?"
Jon had no objection, and took the pen, stopping only for a second to admire how easy it was to write with.
Lian was surprised at the result. The Common alphabet had a few more letters than the English one, but the extra ones replaced English combinations like 'th' and 'ch'. There was a letter at the end which meant 'and' for some reason. Easy compared to Guoyu.
They had no easy song to learn the thing, so Lian spent a good fifteen minutes going over it a few times to get it all in her head. She had a knack for languages, being bilingual since she was a toddler. It wasn't long before she was concocting a means of remembering it; the whole string had a sort of rhythm to it that was probably why they didn't have the song.
"Does that help?" Jon asked after her seventh successful repetition.
"Probably not," Lian admitted, "But thanks anyway."
"Happy to be of assistance," Jon said with a small smile, "I hope you'll be to agree with my brother, Lady Zheng. He's a good man. A better man than me, in some ways. You'll see that and deal fairly with him."
He's a boy like you if the Lord Commander is right, Lian thought, plastering a smile on her face, over her worries about feudal lords fucking everything up. "I'll keep that in mind."
With that, Jon bowed his head as a goodbye and left, moving towards his wolf which by then was thoroughly spoiled by O'Neill. Lian watched him go, thinking it was going to be a pity when she had to shoot up his family home. With a sigh, she returned her attention to the book.
Lian eyes felt blurry as they fell on the cover title. She blinked and rubbed them with the back of her hand. The blur resolved itself, and she looked again. She almost dropped the book, catching herself quickly. "When Women Ruled: Ladies of the Aftermath." The title now appeared to be English, though it was a bit like reading in the dark. It was difficult and hurt her eyeballs somehow. But the difficulty didn't matter. She felt victorious at last, lifting her hands into the air.
"Lian, you're a fucking sorceress!"
The population of the riverport, Oxbow, was nowhere to be seen. The landing areas, piers, thatched wooden houses and warehouses were as quiet as crypts. Carefully empty, Lian knew.
There wasn't a single oceangoing ship in sight either, despite this being the place where goods from the north were transferred to real ships or bigger barges. According to Jon Stark, it was unusual for the place to be without at least one ship present. The people weren't present either. Is a port town still a port town if there are no ships and no people?
Every soul had fled into the twin keeps guarding the settlement, wedding cake looking things made of grey stone. One of the mini-castles stood on the banks of the river south of the town, guarding the route up from the ocean. The other sat on top of a hill inland to the northwest, where roads and trails twisted through the country. Neither really existed to block a 'wildling' force coming down the river from Long Lake.
Lian's previous good mood had soured. She didn't view the lack of resistance as a good omen, because there was no sign of the element of surprise being on her side of the equation. No doubt the ravens or owls or whatever had flown from Lakehold days before, and this was a reaction to the news. If the locals were hiding, then the lords in Winterfell knew the Free Folk were coming from the south-east now.
At least they can't ambush us on the forest road, she thought to herself, looking out over the land.
Open fields stretched for as far as the eye could see, with deep furrows everywhere. There weren't many fences or walls or hedges to separate them out. The land seemed chequered with two types of crops and fields left idle for shaggy big-horned cattle, of which there were a lot. Here and there, like studs nailed onto the land afterwards to keep everything down, there were woods.
Nothing at all like beyond the Wall, or the Gift, or even the Umberlands.
The barges landed on the soft, brown sand where they must have done a thousand times before. The craft carrying Lian and the crawler was first onto solid ground, leaving no real time for the others to enjoy her discovery of how to use their translation magic to read the Common tongue.
The crawler came off the barge more easily than it had climbed onto it, even with the fuel trailer. She drove around town with O'Neill on top with the machinegun, to make sure there wasn't an ambush. She saw a few stubborn people locked up tight in their homes, but no threat.
Meanwhile, the LT dealt with the bargemen. By the time Lian returned, they were shouting at Duquesne as the mounts began to be disembarked. The men suddenly reduced their ire with indecent speed on the approach of the vehicle, narrowed eyes and frowns on all of their faces.
That's right, assholes, Lian smirked to herself as she dismounted, ET is Canadian, and prefers you to be polite. The bargemen didn't like not being able to get back to Long Lake as soon as possible. The ox drivers and their animals that usually pulled the barges upriver again were nowhere to be seen. The complainers soon dispersed, allowing the Sergeant and her access to their superior officer.
"Place is a ghost town, mostly," O'Neill reported, "Reckon we can use the warehouses for the night, sir. It'll be the devil's own work keeping the boys and girls from stealing from the houses though."
Lian snorted. The way O'Neill said 'devil' was barely recognisable.
The man glared at her briefly, misunderstanding her intent. "Volunteering for the job, corporal?"
Lian shook her head. "Not a chance. Only way to stop those crimes would be to shoot them." She glanced over her shoulder. "Besides, if there's anything worth taking in those houses, someone around here didn't do their fucking job before we showed up."
The LT's lips pursed as he thought about that, his eyes scanning the town. "Seems that way. Let our friends poke around if they want. I still want a watch though, Zheng. I don't want anyone shot over stealing, but if they start burning or raping…"
"Then I'll teach them to smoke through new holes in their foreheads, sir."
It was O'Neill's turn to snort. "Oh aren't you full of it today? And in a better mood now that you figured this magic shit out."
Lian lifted her carbine and balanced the butt on her hip. "Figured this magic shit out again, Sergeant. I'm two for two on language sorcery."
O'Neill rolled his eyes and shook his head. "And what'll your next trick be?" He looked to the LT for some response. The man was still thinking, and didn't say anything for a few moments.
"Sergeant, talk to Ygritte, Ryk and Marcach please," Duquesne commanded, "Make sure they're aware of the rules. And another two for them; no taking crap we don't need, and no going anywhere here alone. Got it?"
"Have it by the short and curlies, sir," O'Neill replied, snapping off a salute. He turned and strode straight towards Marcach, who was helping to coax his own unicorn off a barge nearby with a large carrot.
Sarge is in a good mood too, Lian thought, Why does that make me nervous? She stared off at the town, looking for anything she missed before that might be wrong.
"What's wrong, Zheng?" the LT asked, "You sorta just stopped dead there."
Lian exhaled through her teeth, not happy he had noticed. But he had asked the question, so she would have to answer. "Nothing is wrong, so everything is wrong. I keep waiting for the sky to fall on our heads."
"We're making progress," Duquesne sighed, "Sayer's barge idea was great. You're not the only one pulling rabbits out of hats."
Frustration burning her throat, Lian let her carbine hang off its straps again and put her hands on her hips. "Yeah, but progress towards what, sir? A theme park where all our dreams come true, everything is explained and we get to go home? I'll believe it when I see it."
The LT's eyes looked around, checking if anyone else was around. Once they had confirmed there was not, they aimed towards her like a tank's turret. "This isn't the first time you've said something like that. If you keep it up, it's going to affect morale and belief in the mission at critical moments. I'm sure the Sergeant has already spoken to you about this."
O'Neill had, but Lian couldn't shake the feeling.
The dread of being left in this damned world was like stigmata. A place on the brink of zombie apocalypse, where she was nothing but a womb or a convenient hole to screw, lorded over by barely literate tyrants… It ebbed and flowed, sometimes with events and sometimes at random, along with the memories of everyone she had to kill so far… especially those with glowing blue eyes she had to put down twice in one night.
"The Sergeant has talked to me, sir."
The LT nodded to himself. "Here's what's going to happen. You and I are going to have this out, where no one can hear us. Then it stops, Corporal."
Lian opened her mouth to speak, but Duquesne continued.
"We'll chat. I'll take your objections under advisement. For real, not just to say that I have heard you. Then you'll shut up until the point you get to say I told you so. If that ever arrives, I'll admit all fault. Understood?"
Grimacing, Lian nonetheless nodded her head. There was no arguing with officers when they got insistent, even when they were being stupid. And although this was the first time she had seen Duquesne get serious in this way. Is he cracking at last?
"Yes, sir."
"Follow me then. I want a look at that inland fort." The LT began walking through the town, shouting to Sayer to sit up on the crawler while he was away.
Lian followed, not even able to look at his back. This is going to be unpleasant. She quickly fell into her duties, gripping her carbine to cover every nook and cranny she could as they moved. All the better to distract herself for a few minutes, letting the business of keeping safe calm her down.
They made it out of the warehouse area, passing by an empty corral that smelled even worse than the unicorns did, through a clutch of houses, and onto a cart path. The keep came back into view. Guards and townspeople, judging by their clothes, were gawking down from the crenellations with interest, at all three levels of the wedding cake shape.
Curious and looking for any way to delay the coming conversation, Lian raised her carbine and looked through the scope. Not many of the gawkers had weapons, and most of those were crossbows, not something that could strike at range. Though if they decided to sally out, it might be a problem.
Lian sucked in a breath. "We might want to stop here, sir. There's a lot of them, not sure we want to get too close in case they get the idea to rush us."
Duquesne snorted. "I'd almost like to see them try. But no, they're not up there just because they're afraid of us. They're up there because Winterfell told them to be. If they wanted to do us harm, they would've defended the riverbank, put stakes in the river to hole the barges. That kind of thing."
Lian scowled, not sure that was a good theory. Duquesne laughed. "They're not going to overhear us, if that's what you're worried about."
"It wasn't, sir."
"Good."
Lian didn't know where to begin, and didn't look at the Lieutenant. He didn't look at her, leaning against a fence post. They just both stared up at the keep, as the people in it stared down at them. After a while, it began to get awkward. But Lian preferred awkward to the conversation to come.
The LT didn't. "Well, you're the one with the grievance, Corporal," Duquesne said out of nowhere, "Speak your mind. That's an order."
Lian bit her bottom lip. What do I say? She decided to keep it simple.
"We're never getting home, sir."
Duquesne clicked his tongue. "And you're not shy about that opinion… but that is all it is, an opinion."
"Then here's a fact: Our coming here was a freak accident, sir."
"It's also proof there's magic or science that can move people and things between worlds. Odds are that if it can happen by accident, it can happen deliberately."
Lian rubbed her face, feeling like her jaw would lock shut with frustration. The man is as stubborn as a mule.
"Odds are that there is nobody left that knows how to make it happen deliberately. I've talked to people. No one has seen these Children of the Forest for fifty or sixty years north of the Wall, and it wasn't like they were walking around doing meet and greets then. And Jon isn't sure anyone has seen them in the south for centuries!"
The LT briefly turned away and raised his rifle, to look at the keep through his scope. Whatever he thought he saw wasn't there, and he returned his attention to Lian. "And yet every single person we talk to agrees that the one place magic might still be around is the Isle of Faces. An island few people come back from. Not to mention the books we've been shown by Mance and Tarly."
"Just because they write myth or ancient history in a book, that doesn't mean we'll find what they describe when we get there, sir."
"Doesn't mean we'll find nothing either."
Jaw opening and closing wordlessly, Lian turned her head and then her body away from the LT, pacing away from him and then back, trying to avoid saying something she would regret. She couldn't do it.
"How the fuck are you this naive!" she exploded, "Your level of self-deception is off the charts! I understand why O'Neill and Sayer believe it's worth our time. The Sarge has kids, Sayer thinks he'd be okay staying here, but you? You should know better! You should be trying to protect us from this piece of shit world, not pretending we can leave it! Why on Earth are you dragging us across this continent chasing a fantasy?!"
Not finished, Lian had to pause and force air back into her lungs. She almost choked when she saw the look the Lieutenant was giving her in return. His eyes were soft, no anger in them. Pity, she realised, He pities me. Her own anger began to rise again.
"Feel any better to have it out?" he asked, before she could formulate a rebuke.
"No!" Lian said, "I'll feel better when I understand what the hell you're thinking."
The LT nodded. "I'm sorry, Corporal. I knew you were worried about our situation, but I would've done this sooner if I knew you were having this bad a time."
"Fuck you, sir. You should have thought about it. You and the others'll be okay, you've all got cocks between your legs to impress other cock-owners. Ever since I got here, I've been ogled like some piece of exotic meat to screw. And from what Stark, Tarly and other Crows told me, the southern nobles are going to be worse. At least the Free Folk respect a woman with a weapon, if she can use it and pays attention."
The LT glanced away, at least appearing ashamed. Good, you should be ashamed. "Yeah, that's probably not going to get better. Our cover story for you is good, but it won't save you from judgment. Just from being used as a bargaining chip."
"So you understand why you're pissing me off, sir?" Lian continued, "We should be figuring out how to survive in this place, our way, not screwing around with the locals to get right into the middle of a warzone when we are gambling on the result."
"I wish we could."
Lian froze. "What?"
Duquesne stood up straight and sighed. "I wish we could just dismiss the possibility of getting home. It would make things more simple, even if it would break O'Neill and as much as I want to get home for personal reasons. But we don't have the luxury."
The man was insane. "Of course we have that luxury, it's our only option."
"Everything points to magic being somewhere, Corporal."
"So what?"
"So, I have no intention of becoming another campfire tale. There have been stories like that for thousands of years. Lost Roman legions, ghost ships… Hell, even in our own lifetimes, there has been strange shit. That Japanese destroyer that went missing in the Pacific, or the Chinook that just plain disappeared out of the air over Syria. I'm taking any chance at getting back, because we have a duty."
Lian sighed. Here comes the officer-grade guilt trip. "What duty?"
"We're standing on another world, Corporal. And there are human beings here. Do you have any idea what the consequences of that are? For science, politics, religion? Not to mention the existence of magical creatures bent on killing everyone. Our duty is to carry that news back home. Reality isn't what anyone back home thought it was."
"That's what you're risking our lives for, sir, without any idea if it'll pay off? The big picture? Fuck that noise."
"I'm a big picture kind of guy, and being an officer is a big picture kinda job."
"Excuse me if that isn't comforting."
"You joined the Army, Corporal. Your job, our job is to serve the bigger picture. You know what's going on at home, it isn't like we are in the safest occupation there ever was."
Hanging her head, Lian was sure she couldn't counter that. She knew what she had signed up for when she had joined the military. Not just that she might die, but that she might be captured and abused. All of a sudden, the possibilities of the new world did not seem so different to the old one, just… more likely. She was still armed and deadly. That left just one thing.
"What if you're wrong?" she asked, "What if I'm right, there is no magic door home. Do you even have a plan?"
The LT scratched his chin. "Yeah. A skeleton of one or two, at least. Your discovery today made them a little more solid, by the way."
"What are they?"
A grimace. "Not ideas I want the Sergeant to hear until it's necessary."
Lian made a noise from her throat, raised of its own volition. "What makes you think I'd tell the Sergeant?"
A laugh burst from Duquesne's lips, and he tilted his head. The question in all of it was loud and clear. 'Really?' The LT was new to the platoon. O'Neill and she were not. Yeah, okay, I'd tell the Sergeant.
Lian glared back. "Then you must have truly stupid plans."
Duquesne smirked. "I would think so too, but there are precedents."
"What precedents?"
"Nice try, Corporal."
Lian grit her teeth. Clearly she wasn't getting an answer today. But somehow, she felt a little better. Now she knew that Duquesne had at least thought about what happened if the big dream turned out to be a nightmare.
"We done, sir?"
"Just one more thing," Duquesne said, "I apologise, for not having this conversation sooner."
Lian waved that off, however much she appreciated it. "Don't apologise, be better… Sir."
The LT grunted something, glancing up at the keep and the audience before stepping away again. "Let's get out of here. I held up my end of the bargain. You hold up yours. We get to Winterfell, then the Isle, then home. Or make a home if we can't."
Bargain? You mean orders, Lian thought, as she followed him back towards the river. "Yes, sir, I'll shut up about not getting home. You'll stop being an ass. It's balanced, at least."
The LT didn't miss a step about her snarking.
He's not going to stop being an ass at all, Lian thought with a frown, His plans better be good. Make a home fucking how?
Chapter 32: Theon
Chapter Text
THEON
One hand on his sword's grip, Theon used his other to button up his black velvet doublet again as he walked through the streets of Wintertown, his boots crunching in the half-frozen morning snow. The town was bustling, but not in the manner to be expected of a keep's settlement as the banners arrived.
Word had gotten out; the wildlings were coming. Knights quartered in the houses were leaving in their armour. Winter shutters were being closed and bolted. Carts of food moved in behind the walls of Winterfell itself without any orders to do so. The young women of the town were being dispatched to relatives and acquaintances elsewhere for safekeeping.
Theon had learned of the last part at the most inconvenient time.
At the Smoking Log, Kyra had just shrugged out of her tunic. The promise of a fine start to the day with his favourite wench had beckoned, until the door opened with a bang and the innkeeper stormed inside Kyra's room. Shoving Theon out the door with his breeches, belt, scabbard and sword, the man had ignored any admonitions in favour of shouting at Kyra to dress warmly for a journey and slamming the door shut again.
So Theon had found himself in the corridor, with no breeches on, fuming. In a flush of rage, he almost kicked the door down to use his sword and answer the insult… but downstairs, the inn was full of Bolton and Cerwyn men. They would be unlikely to understand or wait to find out the reason behind the innkeeper being cut down.
So instead, Theon had left, fuming and full of want. As he walked, he decided to take out his needs on the wildlings. He knew Robb would be riding out to meet them. He knew there were women among them. A fight and some wild woman to tame, he thought, That's what I need. The thought of it amused and aroused him, before he bit down the stirrings; he would need to concentrate on not getting killed first.
He made his way into Winterfell via the south gate, and found the whole courtyard full of riders. Every lord in the North seemed to have donned whatever armour could be put on quickly and was mounting their horse.
Theon cursed to himself, unable to see Robb in the throng. He swiftly made his way through the clusters of lords to get to the stables themselves, bearing with the glares of hatred. They all knew who he was, of course. Very few liked him. I'll show them what I'm capable of, he promised himself, And I better make sure I'm never late to a fight again.
"Not joining us, squidling?!" called a booming voice.
A bolt of fear stopped Theon in his tracks. There could only be one owner of that voice. He turned to find Greatjon Umber approaching from the side, the largest sword ever forged by man on his back.
"Going to the stables to find my horse, Lord Umber," Theon replied, as loudly as he could, "Worry not, this sword will soon shed wildling blood."
The Greatjon looked down at him with a sneer. "Aye, I'm sure they'll be right afraid of you, in your fine doublet. Even their antler-tipped arrows will go clean through that armour, my lord Greyjoy." A collection of nearby lordlings laughed.
Theon bristled. "Then I'll be sure to stand behind you then, Lord Umber, until we're close enough to kiss the wildlings with our blades," he said, "You'll make a fine pincushion."
The Greatjon gave a laugh, slapping the front of his coat-of-plates. "Wildling arrows will bounce off my armour like it was the side of a great hillside, squidling. And I'm told behind me is an unpleasant place to be, at times."
More laughter. Theon gave a false smile, and bowed slightly to take his leave before striding away, simmering anger in his stomach. There was nothing he could do now but get to his horse.
Theon found Robb in the stables mounting his own horse, already equipped with breastplate, a white cloak and helm. His shield with the wolf of Stark on it hung from his saddle, and his longsword from his belt. Yet the Stark in Wintefell carried no supplies with him, nor were there any attendants mounting up to join the pursuit.
Maester Luwin stood nearby, allowing the horseboy that had brought the mount to leave by the furthest route, for Greywind stood in the other direction, watching proceedings. The direwolf met Theon's eyes, and gave a big yawn, showing all its fangs. I hope that means it just woke up, not a warning. Greywind was hard to read, even among the direwolves, except when it was displeased.
"Robb!" Theon called, coming from the same direction the boy was leaving, "Are we riding against the wildlings?"
"Riding to meet them," Robb confirmed, "Whether there will be a battle, I know not. I hope not. Jon's letter from Lakehold said they have not raided, and the keeps at Oxbow and Flaxfield reported some light looting but no harm to the smallfolk, not even when they couldn't flee."
Theon sniffed. "Be more simple to kill them," he said, "Send a message to the savages in the Gift."
"Lord Stark rots in the black cells of King's Landing," Luwin intoned gravely, "Lord Robb's sisters are captives too. And Mance Rayder has a hundred thousand warriors. It is wise to be cautious about getting into wars in two places at once, when you must save your liege lord and kin."
Who asked you, old man? Theon thought, though he guarded his tongue against saying any such thing.
"I'll not kill envoys coming under protection of the gods, Theon," Robb said, "I shall hear them out, get counsel from my father's lords, then decide."
Luwin nodded, to Theon's annoyance. Of course you approve, you're likely the man who advised such action. The maester made Robb weak, in Theon's opinion. The sooner they left Winterfell, the better. All the quicker to let the wolf out of his skin, and join the kraken in eating the lions alive.
Theon relented. "I'll get my armour and bow," he said, "Just in case this is a wildling plot to kill you."
"No time," Robb said, wheeling his horse as Greywind padded over nearby, "The wildling host will be here by sunset."
What? "Impossible," Theon said, "Those savages couldn't possibly have went so far from Oxbow since we had word of their landing."
"It seems these foreigners have taught the wildlings some discipline," Luwin said, "Ravens have brought news of well laid out camps, among other things."
Theon smirked. He knew well what other things meant. "More talk of unicorns? I wonder what the wildlings have dressed their horses with to make Mors Umber and the smallfolk believe such things." All the better than the Greatjon comes from such foolish stock. If only he came from smaller.
Robb gave a small frown. "Get on your horse." It was a command.
Theon judged disobedience as a doomed notion, and quickly gave a bow of the head. His horse was readied in a minute, and together, Robb and he rode out to join the now-mounted host.
"My lords!" Robb called, "With me!"
A great roar of approval erupted from every corner of the courtyard. Theon felt a lump form in his throat at the sound. Shall my lords hail me with such volume when I return to Pyke?
He did not have time to think about it. Robb spurred his horse forward and out the south gate, with Greywind close behind, forcing Theon and the lords to follow.
A thousand riders were at Robb's back for nearly three hours, rushing down the twin roads towards Oxbox, passing by crops being harvested out of the morning frost and woods being scoured. Less than two weeks before the northern host assembled at Winterfell would march south, and even now, the smallfolk laboured to make more rations and more arrows.
Greywind led the way, better than any scout at detecting danger, the wolf somehow knew where to go at every fork and crossroads too. The beast also set the pace, which was ferocious. Robb had to call the stops. Theon and his arse were deeply grateful for the break each time that happened, as were the lords. Not all of them were young men, and the grumbling could almost be heard over the hooves thumping.
Between two halts in the march, something else unusual appeared. In the sky above, a white eagle began to follow the column of riders. And then a snowy owl. And then a seagull. Soon, near a dozen birds were criss-crossing the road from above. The next time he got the chance, Theon pointed this out to Robb as soon as Rickard Karstark stopped speaking. It was more as a piece of passing strange than out of any concern. Robb heard the enquiry with eyes aimed up at the circling birds.
"Aye, Lord Commander Mormont mentioned wargs. I did not believe that of all things, until now."
Theon let out a laugh, before realising Robb was not joking. "Skinchangers? How could that be? If the wildlings had such abilities, surely they would far more difficult to defeat."
Robb nodded. "The accounts of my forebearers tell tales of having to fight bears, wolves, even great cats that marched alongside the wildlings. But also that their wargs are spread out through the tribes, most only have one or two."
Theon glanced upwards. "That is not one or two. And they're only the birds." The thought of having to fight off a bear with a man controlling it like a puppet did not appeal to him. All the more so when he remembered he had only a sword and no armour.
Robb agreed. "Aye. Either Mance is more cunning than any King Beyond the Wall before him, or yet more tricks have been taught to the wildlings by the foreigners. The same way we would not spread out our cavalry, they have learned not to spread out their skinchangers."
"Your ancestors beat them back before," Theon said, "You can beat them again."
Robb remained quiet, until the time to continue the march forced Theon to remount and take his place behind the lords again. It wasn't long before the first sign that the wildlings were close came loping down the road in front.
It started with Greywind living up to its name. It burst forward with a new speed, quickly going out of sight over a hill. Fearing for his wolf, Robb called out for the column to hurry too, and the horses quickly carried the whole host to the top of the hill.
The ride stopped when they found Greywind standing some distance down the road, jumping and dancing between two fields full of ripe rye, and it was not alone. A second direwolf was doing the same thing, both creatures' tails wagging wildly. A white-furred beast.
Ghost, Theon's mind whispered, Jon is close. Which means the wildlings are close. He searched this way and that, looking for the foe. Many of the other lords did too. All he could detect was a strange scent on the air, like rotting grass after rain. He almost jumped in the saddle when the bastard of Winterfell strolled out from the field to the left of the road, pulling along his horse by the reins.
Theon immediately saw the large sword at his hip with the head of his white wolf on the pommel, a pang of jealousy running up his throat. A fine weapon, too fine for Jon.
"Robb!" Jon called out, as he moved closer.
Greywind ran to him, Ghost close at its heels, jumping up to nuzzle Jon at the neck and almost knocking him over. To Theon's surprise, Robb did not ride out to immediately greet his baseborn brother, however much he smiled from the head of the column. Instead, Stark called to Snow.
"Jon! It's good to see you again! You've got some explaining to do, I think."
That made Theon to understand. Jon had brought wildlings south. Even though he had sent messages to Robb secretly, informing him of this or that development, the lords were not like to look kindly on any man of the Night's Watch. And rightly so, they failed their duty like no others before them. Robb should claim the entire Gift for the Starks.
Jon did not answer at once, but got back on his horse and rode up to join the column, falling in beside Theon. The man gave a nod of greeting to Theon, which he returned, as much out of habit as anything else.
"Much has happened since we parted," Jon finally agreed, "The Canadians sent me ahead once they spotted you, to find out if you intended to fight. A thousand riders is hard to miss. Even now, they watch through their wildling wargs." Jon motioned to the sky, where the cavalcade of birds now circled at different heights.
Robb glanced at his lords behind him, before asking the question Theon most wanted an answer for. "Where are they, Jon?"
"Close. The unicorn riders are laying down behind the field I came through. The rest are ahead a mile." Jon gestured to both places. He had spoken too loudly.
The heads of Greatjon Umber, Rickard Karstark and Roose Bolton all swivelled to the left. They saw no unicorns, but a word to their attendants later, and riders were moving back down the column, shouting to turn to face the threat.
"My lords?" Robb asked, unsure whether he should stop his bannermen but hiding it well.
"Better to be prepared, my lord," Roose Bolton responded, barely making himself heard over the drawing of blades and complained breathing of horses. The column had turned to become a line of battle quickly, the road was wide enough to allow four horsemen abreast of it, which now became four ranks of knights.
"Best not," Jon cut in, "They'll take actions to be prepared themselves."
As if Jon had ordered it, at the far end of the rye field, the heads and shoulders of mounted men appeared, as did the tips of the longest lances that Theon had ever seen. There were only a hundred or so of them, but the smell he had caught on the air before intensified and the rye was tall enough that they shouldn't have been able to see anything but the tops of helms. Unicorns, Theon realised, They really are riding unicorns. He imagined very tall men on very tall, horned horses.
"Gods," the Greatjon growled, "Look at those." The man's incredible height likely allowed him to see even more. And his face did not show any great deal of confidence about the sight in question.
"My lords, under no circumstances are we to attempt battle first," Robb stated with a finality Theon hadn't heard him muster before, "We may have the advantage in numbers but we cannot charge through the crops."
"The horses wouldn't be able to see," Theon agreed.
"We must attack, my lord," Rickard Karstark thundered, "This may be our best chance."
"You will do nothing, Lord Karstark," Robb commanded, "Unless I give leave."
Karstark let out a shout and flourished his sword, but did not order a charge or put his horn to his lips. Theon smirked to himself. Amusement that died when he noticed a house moving through the rye field to the right. By the Drowned, old and new gods, what is that?
Robb continued, not noticing. "Jon, ride back to the foreigners and tell them I want to meet. I will not permit their approach to…"
"Robb!" Theon declared, finally gathering his wits, "Look!" He pointed at the strange sight, causing all the lords to turn in the saddle to watch. Two men soon appeared on the roof of the moving house, which soon turned out to be two such houses moving one behind the other. The men had round helmets covered in a green fabric, and strange looking bows.
The foreigners.
Even Jon looked shocked. He didn't know they were there, Theon thought. "What now?"
"We talk to them," Robb stated, "Lord Bolton, ride back and put the rear of the column into the field behind us. Assurance against any further trap."
"Yes, my lord," replied the Dreadfort's lord quietly, before spurring his horse away back northwest again to do as he was commanded.
The moving houses moved across the field, a strange rumbling on the air getting louder as it got closer. About halfway across, they changed their path, moving so that they would cross the road ahead of the direction the column had been riding.
When the thing finally made its appearance, glowing eyes over a caged face shone light forwards, stalks of rye caught in the bars of the cage. The whole thing appeared to be made of metal. A large glass window revealed a space inside the front 'house', the person driving inside it plain to see. It seemed to travel on its own road, made of some kind of layered black leather that was unrolled before it and then gathered up again behind after it passed.
Theon, Robb and the lords were silent and unmoving as the dead, though their horses shifted uneasily beneath them. Only Jon was truly calm and unconcerned, Theon noted, as the foreigners came close enough to see properly. They all wore the round helmets, along with tunics and breastplates of the same colour. They had strange ropes and boxes hanging from pouches and even inside their helms, the purpose of which Theon could not determine.
At last, the strange machine came to a halt thirty yards away from Robb and Jon, a burning smell wafting from it. Its rumbling sound ceased, and one of the men atop it ducked down from the roof and exited out of a door in the side.
In the mean time, Jon dismounted too, and walked back to meet the newcomer. Ghost padded along too. They exchanged few words, and the man stood waiting, looking expectantly at Robb.
"Lord Umber, Theon, with me," Robb commanded, "We'll go on foot."
"My lord, I object, if you are lost…" Lord Karstark began, before being silenced by a look from Robb. Greywind raised its hackles.
"Lord Karstark, you are in command," Robb added, to soothe any resentment, "If I am attacked, you are charged with bringing the wrath of the North in response."
The Karstark appeared pleased at that. "By your command, my lord."
He's learning, Theon thought, These lords open their mouths too quickly. Robb is worth twice of any dozen of them.
Theon got off his saddle, his arse as equally as pleased as Lord Karstark, and fell in beside Robb. Lord Umber soon loomed too. "Why is the squid coming?" the man asked.
"Because I want him to," Robb replied, before Theon could respond himself, "No time to lose." He walked directly towards the foreign leader. Lord Umber and Theon competed to be the first to catch up, and to Theon's annoyance, he lost that contest.
The foreigner was tall, a little over six feet in height. Piercing blue eyes peered out from under the green helm, his face was clean shaven, and unknown markings covered the lapels and shoulders of the man's tunic. A strange black stick poked out of the helm to hold a small metal box beside the man's mouth. Though Theon could not see much underneath the armour, he was certain the man was strong from the collection of things he was carrying. The bow spotted before was just as strange, it had a trigger which implied it was some sort of crossbow or bolt-thrower but had no arms nor coiled rope for tension nor a bowstring.
The man examined Robb, Theon and the Greatjon as they approached, taking the longest with Robb until Greywind loped into view from behind. The foreigner was quick to reach for his weapon, though Theon knew not what he would do without a long blade. The foreigner's bolt thrower would surely not kill a beast like Greywind before it got its fangs into his throat.
Robb said nothing when he finally arrived close enough to speak without raising his voice, and neither Theon nor the Greatjon did either. In fact, the Greatjon's gaze looked for someone else entirely. Does he know something I do not?
It was Jon that broke the silence. "Robb, this is Lord Michael Duquesne of Canada, Elector of Calgary and Lieutenant of Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry."
Robb inclined his head in greeting, and then looked to Theon. He knew what Robb wanted.
"This is Lord Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, heir to Eddard Stark, Lord Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. I am Lord Theon Greyjoy, heir to Lord Balon Greyjoy of Pyke, Lord of the Iron Islands."
"And I'm Jon Umber, Lord of Last Hearth," the Greatjon boomed, not to be forgotten in the exchange of pleasantries.
Lord Duquesne smiled. "I guessed as much, Lord Umber. You look like Mors, if he was six inches taller, still had colour in his hair and had both his eyes." The man's accent was light, refined, but strange. It had a far-northern flavour that was not unfamiliar.
The Greatjon gave a guffaw, ill-humoured but acknowledging the truth of the statement.
Robb straightened up and rested a hand on the pommel of his sword. "Lord Duquesne, by what right do you come to negotiate with us. You ride through my father's lands without permission, attack my father's vassals when it suits you. The wildlings have never offered terms before, and to my knowledge they abhor such diplomacy. Some of the leal lords of the North would have me send a force to crush them."
Duquesne's smile widened.
"I am an officer of the Canadian Army. I am empowered to negotiate with all local authorities if my duties compel me to. I have attacked none of your vassals. The Free Folk did repulse Lord Brandon Norrey and his force from the Gift, yes, but the Gift is not your father's land as I understand it. The Free Folk offer terms for the reasons I outlined; the White Walkers are mustering north of the Wall. I am sure you've received word from people you trust more than I about that by now."
The foreigner looked to Lord Umber before answering.
"As for your lords' opinion, can you afford to fight a hundred thousand wildlings while also fighting the Baratheons and Lannisters? I have read the Queen's message to the Lord Commander. Can your lords really tell you to march north when your father is a captive in the south?"
Theon could not help but be impressed. Driving between the lords more worried about the wildlings and those honour-bound to Lord Stark. There had been some doubt that the foreigners really were nobles themselves. Theon had shared that doubt, but no longer.
Robb did not find the response all that impressive. "No wildling force has ever stood before the strength of the North, and I have more levies to call should I require it."
"Maybe you do, maybe they sweep aside Mors Umber's force before you can reinforce it," Duquesne responded, "But that's a matter for discussion between you and the Free Folk. As the initiating party of this negotiation, I request a formal audience in Winterfell, between you Lord Robb, the Free Folk envoy and myself. To hammer out a real treaty of peace, and for us to show you the true enemy in the far north."
Wights. Are they real? Theon half-remembered strange tales among the ironborn that reaved the Frozen Shores beyond the Wall, taking wildlings as thralls. Giants and direwolves and snowcats featured among them. But dead men walking?
Robb considered this for a moment. Theon knew many of the lords would not like the proposal, though they would not raise their swords to oppose talking. "There are grievances that we must address before I could grant that," he replied at once, "You have already spoken of the attack on Lord Norrey's host. What of Castle Black? Lord Commander Mormont tells me you seized his armoury and killed hundreds with sorcerous weapons before he could yield the castle."
Theon regarded the thing held in Lord Duquesne's hands once again. Hundreds? Such a small armament did not seem likely to be able to do such a thing.
The foreigner's smile disappeared. He did not like the question. "The Night's Watch demanded loyalty to your Iron Throne," Duquesne said, "We could not agree. We all swore to serve Her Majesty, Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Canada."
"A queen rules your land?" Theon asked, "Your lords allow such a thing?"
Duquesne sighed, and levelled a glare at Theon as if the questions were ridiculous. "Yes, a queen rules our land, though it is more complicated than how one would rule here."
Theon's jaw set. Who is this man to speak to me like a child? It was all the worse that the Greatjon could not help but make a noise of approval at the put down. As if you'd follow a woman, even if you are half-wildling yourself.
"To get back to my point," Duquesne pressed on, "Ser Alliser Thorne as acting Lord Commander also declared that if we did not agree to his terms, that meant the Night's Watch would treat us as wildlings. He declared war on us, on behalf of his brotherhood. He lost that war. The Night's Watch now exists solely at the discretion of the Canadian Forces and King Mance, to fight the Others and guard the Wall."
"And yet the Shadow Tower stands defiant, does it not?" Robb said, "We have had no word from that keep. There was a raven from Eastwatch dispatched as it was stormed, and soon after your own flew from Castle Black. Silence from the west means they perhaps do not know that the other keeps have fallen. I have no doubt Ser Denys Mallister still holds it against the wildings. If you cannot take that keep, you have no hope against Winterfell or Last Hearth."
"We don't need to take the Shadow Tower. Commander Mallister has been ordered to continue his duties by Lord Commander Mormont," Duquesne replied, "We do not need to take Last Hearth or Winterfell either, wrecking your war in the south would not require it. And I broke the Wall, I doubt Winterfell has as impressive defences as that."
Theon doubted that was the true way of how events had played out. "How did you break the Wall?" he asked, "Are you sure you did not climb it with your strange crawling carriages there?"
Duquesne smirked. "Maybe we did. That would be inconvenient for you and your castles, wouldn't it?"
"I suspect the lords and riders behind me would prefer to face you in open battle," Robb interjected, "Where such abilities would mean nothing."
"All the better to shoot you down, without stone walls," Duquesne replied, "That is not why I came here, but I will not hesitate to do so if we can't even try and agree terms. You should consider what happened at Castle Black and to the Norreys a good cause to try, rather than a reason not to. The same way I'll consider the strength of your azantyr and the experience of your lords in making war as good cause to try. None of us benefit from conflict without at least an attempt at peace, we both have more dangerous enemies to fight and none of us claim each other's territory."
Theon did not know why the foreigner used a High Valyrian word, but it was a strange sound.
"If the Night's Watch have fallen, then the New Gift is mine by right," the Greatjon declared, "The rightful fief of House Umber. And House Karstark, nearer the coast."
To Theon's surprise, Duquesne nodded his head. "We believe we can address that. I believe you already know how we can."
The Greatjon snorted, his face guarded against any other indication about how he felt. What has Robb not told me? Theon thought. He had expected the Greatjon to be foaming at the mouth to face the wildlings in battle.
Robb inclined his head, a gesture of agreement, before turning to his half brother. "Jon… how many are there in their host?"
Duquesne frowned with disapproval, but waved to Jon to answer. The bastard appeared to consider the question, as if he didn't know the answer. A mummer's farce. The baseborn lad had already supplied Robb with the information that there were a little over three hundred left, by the raven that flew from Lakehold. "A hundred or so unicorn riders. Two hundred or so mounted on horses."
Theon leaned in towards Robb to whisper. "If they took Castle Black with so few, they could take one of the keeps in Winterfell and hold it. A keep would be very bloody to take back."
Robb's lips curled back, liking not that possibility. "Lord Duquesne, I cannot allow the quartering of three hundred and more wildlings within the walls of Winterfell, nor in Wintertown or the environs of our host's camps. The possibility for mischief is too high, and not just from your side."
The foreigner scratched his chin. "You may be right," Duquesne agreed, "I'll bring a group of fifteen including myself, and allow the Free Folk envoy to select another fifteen. The rest will move closer but out of sight. You'll withdraw your mounted azantys and our delegation will ride to Winterfell in the morning."
"You will not bring that machine to Winterfell either," Robb continued, pointing at the horseless carriages, "And I insist that only two of you Canadians are a part of the delegation."
Theon heartily approved of that. The tale Mormont had told was blood-curdling, even if it was unbelievable. Robb had been lucky the Lord Commander had seen fit to get the message through. No need to leave the matter to the gods where its truth was concerned. "You should have them leave their weapons behind too."
"I agree with the squidling," the Greatjon declared, "If they want to talk peace, they have no need of weapons, whether they're blades or magicks."
"No," Duquesne stated firmly, "I'll leave the crawler behind, I'll bring only one of my own people with me, but we shall be armed in whatever manner we want. I doubt you'll disarm your lords and soldiers for my sake, and I have no intention of cooling my heels in your dungeon."
The Greatjon smiled. "You're no fool, then."
The foreigner did not return the sentiment. "Lord Greyjoy is more a fool for asking, Lord Umber." The big man's smile widened.
Who's the fool here? Theon pointed back at the machine. "Should we not see these wights you claim to have? Surely there is no point in speaking if they do not exist."
"I will show the wights only when I stand in Winterfell, where I can show them to every lord, every lady and every one of your soldiers present. But I agree, it will be necessary to do so before we begin negotiations."
"Very well, Lord Duquesne," Robb said, "We have an agreement. But know that I do not believe a treaty of peace is possible."
"Pray that it is," Jon said, "Or we might all be dead sooner rather than later."
Duquesne was pleased. "I shall see you in Winterfell tomorrow, then. We'll wait here a little while to allow you to return without worry." The foreigner waved to the carriages, and two men sitting within got out.
The first was wearing a hood of the finest red colour that Theon had ever seen, and reminded him of certain kinds of Dornishmen he had met once or twice.
The second was no man at all, but a woman. She took off her helmet, revealing jet black hair that was arrow straight, a stern but noble countenance, full lips and eyes so black they reminded Theon of the deepest parts of the ocean. Once a merchant vessel from the Summer Isles brought men of YiTi to Pyke, just before his father's rebellion. This woman was clearly of their blood, and clearly a warrior.
His ardour from the morning, forgotten in the hard riding through the farmlands, returned with a vengeance. He did not understand why, but he did not care.
Perhaps we should be amiable after all, he thought to himself.
Chapter 33: Winterfell
Chapter Text
Even from a distance, Winterfell was the most impressive castle complex that Michael had ever seen or heard of. There were two sets of high walls with a moat between them, multiple large keeps within, towers, gatehouses and crenellations, all in some sort of granite.
But he also saw weaknesses. The walls were straight lines, and they had blind spots at the bottom of them. They weren't entirely smoothsided either, a decent climber could make the top with basic equipment. On the south and east sides, there was a town almost right up to the fortifications, and on the north and west, the large forest called the Wolfswood was nearby, plenty of cover and plenty of wood to build siege engines.
But there wasn't much time to dwell on that.
As Jon 'Snow' led the way, the delegation moved slowly by Wintertown and to the east gate. Stark men guarded the way, blocking every street exit both ways. To Michael's irritation, there were no crowds of people to gawk and throw rocks. Normally that would be an inconvenience, but he had intended to put on a show.
Three wights were marched between the horses at the front and the few unicorns at the back. They were attached to poles with leather loops around their necks to keep them in control, two a piece. The guys keeping control were not happy to be doing the job, but promises of decent food that would come with a diplomatic event worked. At least the Stark men-at-arms appeared equally displeased to be near the things, some of them forgetting their duty as the wights passed by and backing way off from the road.
In the mean time, Corporal Zheng's jaw was practically wired shut, a deep frown set in place. Aside from being voluntold into joining the delegation due to her cover story, she had no horse riding skills whatsoever and little patience to learn for the moment. She radiated unhappiness, but kept her promise and hadn't complained.
Her reins were held instead by Val, riding alongside, the 'princess' dressed in fine white furs, her long blonde hair tied in an exceptionally long single braid adorned with silver rings and clasps. Val was too busy staring up at Winterfell to betray any other thoughts.
Robb Stark waited at the gate, with some of his lords and what appeared to be another maester, a small man dressed in grey robes with a small multi-metal chain around his neck. The lords weren't dressed in armour this time. A good sign.
Michael was still surprised at how young Jon's brother was. He had assumed the legitimate son of the ruler of this part of the world had been at least a few years older, but aside from being thicker built, the elder Stark could've been born the same day as the younger. He had neck length red hair and blue eyes, and his gaze was cool and wary.
Negotiating with a child, Michael thought to himself with annoyance, before another part of his brain reminded him the child likely had received political education from the day he could speak. But probably not with someone I can dupe.
Soon the column reached the gates, and Michael put two fingers in his mouth, whistling loudly. The wight-keepers moved their charges up the column and in front of the party blocking the way. Michael had selected two biggest of the wights for the job, former Free Folk warriors who had gone down fighting and rose again with the most horrific wounds. The third was a woman, practically untouched but dead all the same.
Hissed curses and roars of shock blew out as soon as the undead came into view of the lords. And then they looked at Michael with bewilderment. Good, they believe. And not just about the wights.
Robb Stark himself kept his mouth shut and his face blank, though he paid attention to nothing except the wights for quite some time.
He's grown up too fast, Michael realised, before making sure that Zheng was recording the event with her phone. He moved his horse between the two parties, aside from the wights, and addressed the man. "Lord Robb Stark, I present the wights as promised."
Robb took a moment to realise he had been spoken to, but the mask of a practiced noble quickly fell over his already muted shock. "That you have, Lord Duquesne." A quick glance to either side of his brother Jon followed. "Who are these you have brought with you?"
Val nudged her horse forward a few steps to join Michael, bringing Zheng along with her. She met the eyes of her cousin, Jon Umber, and inclined her head in greeting. To Michael's surprise, the huge man inclined his head in return, drawing the attention of many a lord. Finally, the Free Folk's chosen speaker inhaled a large breath and introduced herself to the lords. "I am Val Umber, Princess of Wall and Gift. Goodsister to Mance Rayder, our King. I come to speak peace and to warn of the threat to us all." She pointed sharply to the wights.
There were rumbles of discontent that rolled and built, threatening to burst into outright shouting. Michael made a mental note of all those that were displeased, via their house sigils. When he looked at the man he guessed was most capable of making noise, he heard and saw no objection at all. Jon Umber was as silent as Val had been on the approach. What's your game, big guy?
Robb Stark soon raised his voice over the din, cutting it off. "My lords! You shall have the chance to voice your concerns, but not here before the gates!"
The lords shut up quickly, though not before Lord Greyjoy and another older noble lent their own voices to telling them to be quiet.
"And who else?" Robb asked, looking to Zheng. Michael waited for the Corporal to introduce herself, but she did not, instead staring at him with her hand on O'Neill's pistol. It took him a minute to realise what she wanted, and he was glad she was getting into the role. The whole idea was to save her from being a bargaining chip, after all.
"May I present Her Royal Highness, Leanne Zheng, Princess of Taipei, Elector of Vancouver."
As the lords' brows knit deeply, Zheng smiled widely and looked back at them. "A pleasure, Lord Robb," she purred. Robb, Jon, the maester, even Val looked like a dog had just transformed into a dragon and declared itself king. "Don't be so surprised," Zheng said to Jon. The Crow blinked back, and Zheng wove a dismissal.
"A princess?" Robb asked.
"My family is in exile, we were expelled from our homeland, however respected we are in Canada," Zheng replied casually, "And I'm the youngest child of many. It's not very likely I'll ever wear a crown. Yet blood is blood, is it not?"
The lords' faces relaxed. They knew what blood right meant. They accepted that idea. It was familiar to them. The grand deception was working, the half-truths easy to sell. Zheng's family had been thrown out of China during their civil war, and her father's side still had ties to the leadership of Taiwan. Why the hell she had joined the Canadian Army with that sort of background, Michael couldn't wring out of her, but it wasn't necessary for his purposes.
Robb seemed to view Zheng with softer eyes. "Lady Zheng, Lady Val, Lord Duquesne, I bid you welcome to Winterfell. We have bread and salt here, though I know not if you follow the tradition of guest right."
Zheng smirked over at Michael, no doubt amusing herself by thinking of how she killed Craster after deceiving him. She was under strict orders to accept and eat the damn food this time.
"We don't," Michael answered honestly, "Our tradition is different, we regard diplomatic negotiations like this one to be sacrosanct without the need for such a gift, with all parties' lives and property to be respected to the highest degree possible. We will however accept your gift of bread and salt, as a sign to you that we intend to follow that tradition."
Robb Stark gestured to his maester, who proceeded forward with the offering. The older man offered it first to Jon. The Crow looked at Robb with some hurt, which Michael didn't entirely understand. He quickly tore off a part of the loaf and dipped it in the salt, before eating as instructed. The maester repeated this with the entire column.
The bread was better tasting than any Michael had eaten on this world, being made with wheat flour rather than rye. The salt even improved the flavour.
When the whole delegation had taken their bread and salt, Robb Stark stood up in his saddle.
"You are now guests of House Stark. Follow us to your quarters. Know that any breach of the laws of the gods where behaviour as a guest is concerned will bring the wrath of mine host upon your entire party!" The lords gave a cheer.
The Free Folk remained silent. Such threats were nothing to them. And even less to Michael. I'm going inside your big walls, kid, he mused to himself, You're the one who ought to be afraid of my wrath.
The wights were rolled up again in their ice, leather and furs, and packed back onto the unicorn's haunches. Robb led his lords and the delegation through the gatehouse, across the moat, through a second gatehouse and into a large courtyard. The horses were put into a stable, though Val and the other Free Folk were reluctant to do so. The three unicorns carrying Marcach's representatives kept stirring up the horses, so they were brought along instead. Robb and some guards continued to lead the delegation onwards, with Jon and the lords disappearing into the largest keep in the middle of the complex instead.
Michael was nonplussed when the building they were to stay in was not in fact built for the purpose of housing guests.
"It's a fucking church, sir," Zheng declared in English.
"I noticed, Corporal. There's a priest standing in the doorway."
Zheng said something in Chinese that Michael had little doubt was anatomically impossible, while the priest in question gawked at the unicorns. He wasn't old, maybe the same age as Zheng herself. Like the priest of the Seven at the Wall, he had a crystal hanging off of his neck on a chain. Unlike his counterpart however, he didn't reek of booze.
"This is Septon Chayle, he will see to your quartering in the sept," Robb said, "Aside from this building, you are permitted access to the grounds, the Great Hall at mealtimes, and the godswood. Nowhere else. Jon will show you where those are, after I speak to him. Guards have been posted."
The sept connected to no other buildings, and the nearby guardtowers and balconies had great lines of sight to every exit. Good thing we brought smoke, Michael thought. "I take it putting us in a guest house or a tower would piss off too many of your lords?"
Robb smiled. "You're lucky you aren't sleeping in the stables or kennels, Lord Duquesne. My bannermen would have happily insisted on it, if they knew I had planned this." With that, he departed, though half of his guards did not, instead remaining to guard the exit into the adjoining courtyard.
"Perhaps they meant it as an insult," Val added, "We are lucky Varamyr or the Thenns are not here. Though I have no quarrel with it, false gods do not scare me."
"Thought as much," Michael muttered to himself, before raising his voice, "Okay, let's go inside and get settled first."
"Allow me to help," Septon Chayle said cheerily, approaching and taking one of Michael's packs, "It's not very often I get so many visitors. To say nothing of visitors rumoured to be merciless savages. Yet here you are to treat and make terms."
Val scowled from behind the priest, but said nothing.
"I was surprised, to be honest," Michael answered, "I didn't think we'd find a priest of the Seven gods here. We were told the North was almost entirely old god worshippers."
"Lord Stark's lady wife follows the new gods," Chayle explained, as they moved inside, "And their children have been instructed in both faiths, though Lord Robb favours his father's. There are more of us along the White Knife and especially at White Harbour, where House Manderly follows the gods of their southerly ancestors."
The inside of the 'sept' was just about spacious enough for thirty people camping out, and had its own fireplaces. It smelled of strongly of incense with a little woodsmoke. Icons of the Seven Gods hung in front of seven carved statuettes of the same, on seven walls.
At least they're consistent with the divine numerology, Michael thought as he claimed a corner between the king of the gods and the warrior god, placing his second pack down carefully so the munitions boxes inside wouldn't bang on the hard wooden floor. Chayle quickly put the other pack of Michael's he was carrying down beside it, while others filed in and claimed their own spaces.
It took some time to get the space liveable, secure the unicorns and wights outside, set a watch on the courtyard outside via the small windows at the tops of the seven walls, and get a radio check in with O'Neill outside of Winterfell. All of that went without a hitch, though the priest hovered about the whole time. Something that wasn't going to fly.
"Do you sleep in here, Septon?" Michael asked.
"No, though I can if you wish," Chayle replied, bouncing on his heels, "I would learn of your customs, if at all possible. Such matters are of interest to me. And you could learn of the Seven too."
Michael wondered where the priest's energy was coming from. "We'd prefer privacy, Septon, though I'm happy to speak about our customs," he replied, seeing Val come into the building and tilt her head to point behind her, "Corporal, with me."
Zheng unslung her weapon and did as ordered.
The door banged open, and thing Val was warning of strode in; Lord Greyjoy with a pair of Stark guards. The black haired teenager with a sword and a golden giant squid on his jacket half-flinched when he noticed Michael so close to the door. But his gaze soon floated over to Zheng and Val, interrupting whatever train of thought the young man had.
Thinking with his cock, Michael thought with amusement. "Lord Greyjoy, is there something you came here for?"
Greyjoy woke up from eye-fucking Zheng, just in time to avoid getting a gun stuck in his face, and cleared his throat. "Lord Robb demands that you join him in his father's solar to discuss the terms of peace."
Michael resisted the desire to roll his eyes at the use of 'demand' in what was more likely a diplomatic request. "Very well. We'll dress into something more suitable and follow you in five minutes."
Twenty minutes and a radio check in with O'Neill later, Michael and Zheng were kitted out in their walking-out dress, complete with shined shoes, berets and the addition of their slung rifles and some smaller bags. Outside, Lord Greyjoy was red in the face with impatience and began to say something arrogant until a Val glare shut him down. Jon Stark was also present, though he did not move to follow Greyjoy.
"Not coming with us?" Michael asked.
"The lords don't trust the Night's Watch any more," Jon replied, "Robb says I will join the negotiations after today, but for now, only the northernmost lords will attend. I'll see your people are well treated, Lord Duquesne."
Michael gave a thumbs up. "Thank you, Jon."
The young Crow gave a little bow, and went into the sept. Michael saw a great many lords standing around the entrance to the great hall, staring at him. We really do have a mountain to climb here…
"What are you doing?" Greyjoy demanded from across the courtyard.
Michael did not respond. He half jogged to Zheng and the others, putting the problem out of his mind for now. Let's just get through the first meeting.
The destination was the Great Keep of Winterfell, a massive round tower with sub-towers around it. It had an entrance hall at the base with arrow-slit windows, and many closed rooms accessible through winding stairways. It was also a lot more warm than Michael imagined it would be, considering it snowed at random even in winter in the part of the planet they were on.
"Does this place have air conditioning?" Zheng asked, pulling at her collar.
"What?" the 'squidling' asked.
"She means it's warm," Michael responded.
Greyjoy stopped on the stairs to explain, aiming his response at Zheng. "There are hot springs underneath Winterfell. The hot water and steam runs through the centre of the keep into its walls. Other buildings too. Keeps everyone warm, especially in winter. That's what I was told when I asked when I first arrived, though I have not been here during a true winter."
It was three flights upwards until they reached the place for the negotiations. The 'solar' was essentially a large office, circular with a fireplace at the opposite point to the door. It smelled of ink, parchment and burning turf, not unlike the library at Castle Black. It was completed with tapestries on the wall, shelves for both books and scrolls, a sort of plank-and-trestle table in front of a fine large oak desk and a finer oak chair.
Lord Robb was sitting in the chair, his maester attending beside him. Standing on one side of the table was a trio of other nobles. Their badges were not hard to miss, and all three had more than passing resemblances to relatives Michael had already met.
"Thank you Theon," Robb said to Greyjoy, "Leave us." The latter man bowed, glanced at Zheng and then left. There was a silence for a moment, as both parties sized each other up.
Michael started things with a salute. "Lord Umber, Lord Karstark, Lady Mormont," he rattled off, before looking to the main contender, "And Lord Robb Stark. Greetings on behalf of her Majesty's Canadian Forces."
"And the King of Wall and Gift," Val added, politely but without salute or bow.
After getting no reaction from the nobles, the maester whispered something in Robb Stark's ear. "Lord Duquesne… your Highness, Lady Umber," Robb replied, "Shall we begin?" He gestured to the trestle table, as the maester proceeded to pick up a writing tablet with parchment nailed to it. Val took a seat at once, opposite her cousin across the centre of the table. They stared at each other, as the lords took their own places.
"I need a minute, Lord Robb," Michael replied, reaching for his bag. He pulled out his laptop, and placed it on the table at the end. "Corporal, stay standing," he said in English, "Be ready if something goes wrong. Mind the door and the lords. They've got swords and maces."
Zheng frowned. "Yes sir." She began pacing at the end of the table. Michael wasn't sure if she was trying to be menacing or if she was just uncomfortable.
"You have a strange tongue, my lord," the maester commented, "I have never heard it before, and I am a man with much learning in the tongues of this world. Maester Aemon at the Wall even more so." The room seemed to watch the deployment of the computer with some interest, whispering as it powered on.
"I'm certain no one south of the Wall has," Michael replied, "And that you have no idea what this thing is. Don't bother asking questions, I won't answer and we have more pressing business… Though not so much that I shouldn't know your name, Maester…?"
"Luwin, my lord."
"Good to meet you," Michael said, as he started recording every sound in the room, "Let's begin."
"At last," Lord Umber complained.
"We'll be direct for the sake of our collective sanity," Michael promised, "Val, tell them what you want."
The 'princess' looked to Robb. The young lord returned her attention, examining more than her face for a moment before discipline reasserted itself. The Greyjoy isn't the only one to think with his cock. Maybe Mance wasn't making a mistake choosing her after all.
Val spoke clearly and firmly. "The Free Folk want peace, the Gift as our kingdom, and a promise from you to fight against the White Walkers. We offer oaths to not raid your lands and to punish those that do in the way of our ancestors; sacrifice to the weirwoods."
Laughter bubbled out of the lords, and the Lady Mormont cackled. Robb Stark and Maester Luwin remained silent. They're letting the underlings vent.
"Do you think us drunks and cravens, cousin?" Lord Umber asked Val, "They'd no longer call me the Greatjon if I accepted such a proposal, they'd call me the Greatloon."
"And I Rickard the Cockless," Lord Karstark added grimly, "A hundred thousand wildlings or no."
"We've always been able to push the wildings back," Lady Mormont agreed.
"This is a negotiation," Michael reminded them, "That was what you would call an opening proposal." He looked to Lord Robb. "Do you have one? Putting things how they were before isn't going to be possible."
"I would know yours, first," Robb replied, "We've heard what Mance Rayder wants. What do you want? You are not 'Free Folk', after all."
He's carefully read whatever reports the Lord Commander and Mors Umber sent. Michael saw little point in hiding his intent though.
"Free passage to the Isle of Faces, unmolested by any force loyal to you or your allies. If your enemies resist our movements, then we'll fight alongside you to remove them as obstacles to our progress. We would have no obligation to follow your orders."
"Just that?" Robb said, surprised.
"No," Michael replied, "Many of the warriors with me are also descendants of the people taken by raiders and dragged north of the Wall. I would demand their right to return to the homes of their mothers and grandmothers, as well as thousands more of their cousins that remained at the Wall."
Lord Karstark pulled on his beard. "How do we know they are who they say they are?" he complained, "How do we know this is not a plot to put wildlings on our lands?"
"I would imagine Lord Umber's Aunt Rowan can verify their stories," Michael replied, with a false smile to the Greatjon, "But even so… They split off from Mance to swear loyalty to us, so I could bring them home. That alone makes them different to the others. They know what a return means too. They want to 'bend the knee' as long as there is peace."
Val's nose turned up slightly at that, but she did not verbalise her displeasure.
Robb nodded, tapping his fingers on his father's desk. "Why do you want to go to the Isle of Faces?"
"That is our business," Zheng replied.
"A waystation," Michael lied, "From there, we can receive orders from our government. Whether that's to stay or return home, it does not matter. Our requirements have no more cost to you than provisions for the journey south, and could benefit you if we have to fight your enemies to get where we want to go. Canada's demands are the least of your worries."
The lords were quiet and didn't make any sign of objecting to that. Looks like they don't really care about us, except that we've helped the 'wildlings'.
"Jon says you claim you're from another world," Robb said, "Do you offer proof of this, beyond what we can see before us now?" He gestured at the laptop.
"Aye, a strange thing," Lord Karstark commented, "It hums to itself. Though that's not proof of any sort."
"I've not seen or heard the like," Maester Luwin stated, "And I have studied the deeper mysteries. The Citadel is unaware of this, or hides the knowledge at the highest level."
"Mayhaps we best see a demonstration of the weaponry my brother speaks of," Lady Maege added, peering out from her grey hair towards Michael's rifle where it was propped up against the table's edge.
Michael shook his head. "Our origin is not relevant. The fact I'm sitting here at all is proof of our capabilities. I didn't come here to put on a show for you." If I spend bullets here, it'll be to kill you, not impress you.
"It's relevant if you're off your bloody heads," the Greatjon snorted.
"Or if you're sorcerous fiends of some kind," Karstark added, "The Others' return means the return of the magicks, that is told in all the old tales."
Zheng let out a laugh, circling to the front of the table and leaning on her palms over it. "If we're mad sorcerers, then you're really in trouble, aren't you?"
"Ha, true!" the Greatjon said.
Michael scratched his chin for a moment. We're getting off track. "I've stated what we want, Lady Umber has stated what her people want. Lord Robb, it is time for you to state your position. With the greatest respect, stop dancing around it."
The teenage lord clasped his hands in front of him in thought, and the maester ducked his head to consult. The two spoke for some time, before Luwin finally stood up straight again and cleared his throat.
"The North requires all those in the Gift to swear fealty and bend the knee to Lord Robb in place of his father, Eddard Stark, Warden of the North."
Michael's jaw clenched. Ser Alliser's shit all over again, he thought, I have more leverage this time, but maybe that doesn't matter.
Luwin's pronouncements continued. "The lands of the New Gift will be returned to their rightful lords; namely Lord Umber, Lord Karstark, as well as the chiefs of House Wull and House Norrey."
"And about time too," the Greatjon smiled, nudging an equally pleased beard-tugging Lord Karstark with his shoulder.
"Not a chance Mance will accept that," Zheng said, rolling her eyes.
Michael looked to Val, and found her still locked in a staring contest with Robb Stark. Why isn't she saying anything?
"Brandon's Gift will return to the North also. We are willing to name Mance Rayder's heir as lord of part of it, and we are prepared to name chiefs who bend the knee as vassal lords across the entire Gift. We shall require each to send their heirs to Winterfell as wards, including Mance, as well as all their daughters. Marriages will be arranged as appropriate to tie the new vassals to the realm."
Val's head finally turned to the maester. She loves her sister too much to like that proposal, Michael knew.
"We also require a marriage pact from each of you with one of the northern lords," Luwin concluded, "Perhaps Lady Val to a Karstark… Yourself Lord Duquesne to Lady Mormont's eldest daughter."
Michael sucked in a large breath, exasperated that the marriage demands had begun already. Before he could concoct a coherent response, Lady Mormont rose and slammed her palm of the table, shaking the whole thing. "Maester, I'll not have my daughter wed to the man that shamed my brother!"
Lord Robb straightened up in his chair and addressed her directly. "'Twas only a suggestion, my lady," he intervened, "No offence was meant." Lady Mormont sat again, nostrils still flared with anger. Well, she doesn't like us.
"Perhaps Lady Zheng could marry Lord Umber's son instead," Luwin offered, "We can discuss the exact matches in due course, if the principle of the thing is accepted."
Michael glanced at Zheng, and found her finger was on her carbine's trigger, her thumb brushing the selector switch, threatening to throw it to full-auto. Her face was not twisted with anger or fear though. She's calmly contemplating a massacre. He quickly raised his palm under the table at her. Let me handle it, Corporal.
The maester wasn't done. "Naturally, Lord Robb would expect both the chiefs of the … Free Folk and you Canadians to fight on his behalf to free his father from captivity," Luwin concluded.
"There are our preferred terms," Robb stated, "I imagine you find them as unacceptable as we find yours. But know this; my lords will not abide large concessions without beneficial return."
He looked to Val again. "Lord Umber, Lord Karstark and Lady Mormont are here as they are the nobles who would have to live beside your people, Lady Val. Even if we accept you as an Umber, and we do not concede that except as a courtesy for the moment, they must accept whatever we agree on or our words will be nothing but air in the wind."
"So we must meet in the middle," Val said coolly, "That is the way of things, where two tribes possess no clear advantage."
Robb nodded once.
"You can put marriage out of your mind right now," Michael said, "For us at least. Lady Zheng cannot marry without permission of her father, and you wouldn't get it even if you could ask. Another of our number is already married. The last is too young." Lies to protect everyone, so easy.
"And you?" Luwin asked.
Ygritte entered Michael's mind, the sensation of her running her fingers through his hair. "My situation is complicated."
"Jon says you are betrothed, my lord," Robb cut in, "To the chieftess of the Laughing Tree tribe."
The lords and lady clenched fists and gripped the table, not liking that news. Michael wanted to deny it, but The Situation was a key link to the Free Folk he could not just toss away. Not until they were well clear of the Starks' lands. Assuming I'm not stupid enough to take her along to Canada…
Michael's silence must have been answer enough. "All the more reason we should have a marriage pact between our peoples," Robb continued, "You already have one with the wildlings."
"No, we don't."
"Your man who is too young," Luwin said, "How many years has he seen? Jon Snow said he was older than he is. Perhaps this man can be asked his opinion on the matter…"
"Marriage is not how we build military alliances in Canada," Michael countered, "And if we are ordered to leave this continent, a marriage would not keep us here. Given the situation, our government would regard it as being made under duress and not recognise the pact as legal."
"Marriages are how we create alliances here, my lord," Luwin pressed on, "You are not in Canada."
"Our ways are not yours," Zheng said, cutting to the chase, "Accept it and move on." Her thumb finally moved her carbine's selector switch. The maester cocked an hairy eyebrow, perhaps having worked out what that meant.
"Yes, there are more important differences," Michael said quickly.
"My people will not bend the knee," Val said, "Not when we have taken the Wall."
"You did not take the Wall," Robb replied, before pointing at Michael, "He did."
"It was both of us," Michael said, "And that was the unfortunate result of a single man's arrogant belief that he was better than us. One man's personal war."
"Ser Alliser Thorne was a dragonloving cunt," the Greatjon rumbled, "And he liked killing wildlings very much. But I doubt the fault was all his."
Michael felt his skin crawl. "We are dangerously close to an impasse that will result in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. It won't just be wildlings, and it may result in total loss at the hands of the undead creatures you've already seen today. Now, can you please begin to speak about how we're going to resolve the differences between your two positions?"
"What about the difference between you and I?" Robb asked, "You refuse a pact."
"I just told you, a marriage pact wouldn't be legal," Michael replied, struggling to keep his voice down, "It wouldn't bind me at all. Your demand is pointless. And on top of that, I'm the one returning the people taken by raiders to you, and their descendants, strengthening you with skilled hunters, fishers, woodworkers, tanners, fursmen and warriors."
"Wildlings," Lord Karstark declared, "They're wildlings. They can't be trusted."
"They're your families," Michael countered, "The legitimate cousin of Lord Umber is beside me, in plain view, not a yard from where you're sitting. And she is far from the only one with relatives in your lands. And after all I've heard and seen since arriving on this damn world, it surprises me above everything else to hear a noble lord argue that blood ties are meaningless."
Karstark bristled, puffing up with outrage. "Will that stop them raiding? Will that stop them following the ways of the tribes they were raised in?"
"Yes," Val said, turning all heads to her, "If we have the Gift, we do not need to raid."
"Though I'm sure there would be outliers," Michael added, in the name of managing expectations.
"Those are men and women we would kill, and then hang their guts from the branches of the sacred trees," Val said, "We knew you would say such things, Lord Karstark. It is why we offered to do this from the start. It is no small thing. The chieftains committed their men to killing our own to keep a peace at great risk. But when they give their word and oath to the gods and the King who brought us south of the Wall, both are kept."
Though they'll lawyer the hell out of both too, Michael thought to himself, And some won't listen anyway.
"We're no fools, Lord Stark," Val said, "I am prepared to exchange terms, if you are. A way we both get most of what we want."
Luwin and Robb exchanged looks, but it was the maester that answered first. "That would depend on the concessions you offer."
"And if you have the authority to make them," Robb said, "What if your chieftains do not like what you have given up?"
"They agreed to follow my decisions," Val said, "And to what I can offer."
"Another sacred oath?" Lady Mormont scoffed.
"Aye."
"Impossible. Every wildling thinks himself a king."
"Not so much any more," Michael interrupted, "The Free Folk have learned a lot since we met them. More than you can imagine."
"I'm sure you taught them well," Lord Karstark quipped. He was laying the blame for the whole situation at Michael's feet.
Robb cleared his throat pointedly. "Let's hear what you think we should accept."
Val's hand grabbed her long braid under the table, playing with the end of it where the lords could not see. What's wrong? Michael asked, She can't possibly be that nervous. She had quipped and stood tall the whole time.
"You agree to our terms as I have already stated. The Gift will be our kingdom, you will aid us against the Others, we will not raid you."
"We spin in circles," Lord Karstark complained.
Val kept speaking. "In return, the chiefs will send their heirs as wards to Winterfell and Last Hearth, for those that are young enough. In time, marriages can be arranged, to assure peace beyond the winter to come. We offer gold and silver for your war in the far south… And warriors."
There was an awkward silence for a moment.
"Warriors?" Robb asked, "You mean to join us in trying to free my father and sisters, to punish those who took them?"
"Aye."
Michael could hardly believe his ears. Though he had suggested something like this, the chieftains hadn't breathed a word of joining the Starks, or else he would've heard it through Taryne before leaving Molestown.
"What?" Zheng said. Michael glared at her to be quiet. We need to know her plan.
"The Gift is enough for my people," Val explained, "But many of our people would get as far away from the Others as they can, as far south as they can. Some tribes will not take well to peace and will want to raid, but they know that raiding the lands of the Starks would doom them. They cannot trust that the Canadians will assist us against you if they provoke a war. So we offer warriors, spearwives and wargs to go south, to fight your enemies and to raid upon their lands instead."
Lady Mormont cackled again. "There is a certain poetry in sending the wildlings to kill Lannisters," she admitted, "Can you imagine Lord Tywin's reaction?"
The maester frowned, writing down the statement. "How many swords do you pledge, Lady Val?" Luwin asked.
"Thousands of warriors, perhaps ten thousand," Val said, "And hundreds of skinchangers."
Michael had heard enough, but he couldn't speak to stop it. She didn't come here to make peace. She came here to make an alliance so Mance's warriors would fight a different enemy, steal from different villagers, drag off different women. He wanted to say that and more, but one whiff of serious division like that, and the lords would pounce on it.
"We intended to ride south soon," Robb said, "Your warriors will not arrive in time to aid us."
Val folded her hands on the table. "The city your father is held in, Mance says it has high walls and a castle as big as this one."
"Not quite as big," Luwin said.
"It matters not. Mance says you will not take the city easily, nor will your enemies allow it to happen without battle. Your war will last many months, if not a year. Our warriors will have the time to join yours. And we need not send all the warriors at once. Smaller hosts can move more swiftly."
"What of our lands?" Lord Umber boomed, "Much of the New Gift belongs to me, cousin. By right, now the dragons are gone and the black brothers have been defeated."
"An Umber will be King of the Gift one day," Val promised, "Even now, that king may grow in my sister's belly. If we are kin, then my family will always rise to the defence of yours. And who's to say our families will remain separate forever more? The same for the Karstark. The strength of both your clans will grow and prosper with ours, that I do promise."
"What a lovely tapestry weaved from the lips of a lovely maid," Lord Karstark said without warmth, "But mayhaps you fill our ears with honey, so that your warriors can betray us on a southern battlefield, leaving the North stripped bare of men-at-arms for your multitudes to descend on. Or perhaps the treachery will arrive before that, as your host moves down to join ours. Can wildlings resist the offer of Lannister gold and promises of even more of our land? I think not."
"I offer a promise against that too," Val said.
"What promise?" Robb asked.
Val seemed to brace herself on the table. "That you and I shall wed, Lord Stark."
Son of a bitch, Michael thought, Mance, you crafty piece of work. Val had pale blue eyes on a pretty face, long hair blonde hair, curves in the right places. Most men would have killed to be with her for a night, and Michael was sure they had.
Robb Stark was a hormone-soaked teenager regardless of upbringing, and one that had spent most of the meeting watching her, even as he listened to everyone else. It didn't take a genius to see the strategy. Though Val must have also seen something in the young lord too. Michael couldn't see her agreeing to a marriage otherwise, even if Mance ordered it. She's as much a spearwife as Ygritte, all told.
Robb Stark did not immediately shoot down the idea, as Michael thought he would not, instead searching Val's face for the answer.
Lord Karstark rose from his seat like a shot, his face red. "The heir to Winterfell to marry a wildling?!" he shouted, and stormed out past Zheng, who gave him a wide berth. Lord Umber and Lady Mormont rose to follow him, though they both bowed to Robb first before taking their leave.
"What the hell just happened?" Zheng asked in English.
"It seems we all have some things to think about," Michael replied in the Common Tongue, "Lord Robb, I think we should adjourn for the day."
"So do I," the young man said, "I need to consult with my lords on… everything that has transpired here. We shall return tomorrow morning."
"Understood," Michael said, ending the recording on the laptop and shutting it, "Lady Val, can I have a word with you?"
Chapter 34: The Negotiation
Chapter Text
Only half listening, Michael watched the day's negotiations as he mulled over his miscalculations, wishing he had gotten more sleep. Val had not been receptive to his objections to unleashing the worst Free Folk raiders on the Starks' enemies. She saw it as the only way to keep said raiders from attacking the Starks or rebelling against Mance. And that was that.
The nobles' arguing kept intruding on his attempts to come up with an answer to the problem.
The arrangement of Lord Robb's solar had been changed, and comfortable seats arranged in a circle in the middle of the room. Two had been set aside for he and Zheng, another for Val near theirs with Lord Umber beside her, and a greater array of the lords filling out the rest with Lord Robb directly across from Val. There was no escaping the talk, and it was all about the price of alliance.
The idea of unleashing wildlings on their enemies positively tickled every one of the nobles present, they had spoken about the consequences for the Lannisters for an hour at least. The sore part was over how to make sure one side didn't betray the other. Not very much headway was being made.
Almost all lords loudly disagreed with the idea of Val marrying Robb, except Lord Umber, who advocated for the marriage with certain conditions. Michael could guess his game though. He wanted Umbers in control on both sides of the border, a situation his family could benefit from in numerous ways.
The nobles weren't going along with that, though they did recognise Val as an Umber, addressing her as Lady. That was something Michael couldn't figure out entirely. His best guess was that because Lord Karstark wanted her to marry one of his sons instead of Robb, and with Lord Umber being the main advocate of taking Val's deal straight up, the other nobles were trying to split the neighbours. Turn Umber against Karstark over potentially owning the Gift, and force a better deal for them.
Val herself remained firm. She had been when Michael had confronted her the night before too, and it seems that disagreement had just been practice.
The Free Folk needed a significant marriage that would stop any of the other noble lords from attacking the Gift. That meant a marriage to a Stark, as far as Val was concerned. The cost to civilians in the south was meaningless to her.
To the lords, she openly stated her disdain for such a marriage, preferring that the man she married should properly steal her in the tradition of her father's people. She was willing to make the sacrifice for the safety of her people.
Naturally, she expected the Starks to do the same. That was one moment Michael did pay full attention to, if only to see the lords squirm and try to not look like hypocrites.
The counter to her argument was an offer to marry Brandon Stark, the younger brother of Robb. The kid himself was present, sitting in a chair beside Lord Robb, each of them with a direwolf curled up at their feet. Brandon Stark was disabled, unable to move his legs, and Michael did not want to ask how that had happened. Val was not tactful in her rejection of the idea, on account of age and infirmity.
So around and around they argued, trying to figure out the best way to work together to pillage the hell out of the lands of their enemies. Eventually even Zheng got bored watching for some threat, got up from her chair and returned with two mugs of something.
"Beer, sir," Zheng said quietly in English, "It's even fluffy on top." She offered one mug to him. Despite needing his wits about him, Michael couldn't help but take it. It was a pure shit of a day. The beer tasted pretty damn good too. If he wasn't on another world, he would've thought it some sort of German lager.
"Thank you, Corporal," Michael replied, before taking another gulp and putting the drink down.
"No problem," Zheng yawned, covering her mouth with the back of her hand, "These guys love to argue, don't they? Thought the whole medieval nobles thing was 'do what I say, or else'. Though maybe I've been in the Army too long, thinking that way."
You argue more than they do, Michael thought, before realising that probably wasn't true. "They have a hierarchy," he said, "But it's a long way from a chain of command."
Zheng shrugged, and took another sip before leaning on her chair's armrest, so she wouldn't distract from the main conversation. "They're a long way from modern warfare too. Did you see their armour when they were riding out to meet us?"
"Yeah, straight out of a history book like the rest of it."
Zheng drank deeply. "Think our bullets can go through all that metal, sir? Looks like stronger stuff than what we took from the Norreys."
Michael smirked. "The pig, Sayer's Ranger rifle or that big revolver he is hiding in his pack would shoot holes in through three knights and out the other side." He pat the side of his rifle. "Ours might be an issue."
Zheng pulled her own carbine onto her lap, examining it. "556 won't go through that steel?"
Michael shook his head. "No, it would go through, it's just the C6 would get a lot more meat per bullet…"
"Lord Duquesne," said Robb Stark in Common, "Do you have something to add?"
Michael brought his hands together. "No."
Lord Robb narrowed his eyes. "Then what were you speaking to Lady Zheng about?"
Michael raised his mug off the small table beside him. "How this beer tastes. It's a lot like something from home."
"Are we boring you, Lord Duquesne?" Lord Karstark asked.
"No, you're not boring me, Lord Karstark," Michael said, "I just think you can only say the same thing so many times before you're saying nothing. Is that your objective? End these talks with no conclusion?"
The lord looked around the room. Others were interested in the question's answer. "No," Karstark replied.
"Time for another recess, Lord Robb," Michael said, getting out of his seat and taking his rifle in hand, "Your lords seem to be competing over a prize. I suggest you decide who gets it. Call us back when you choose someone the prize will choose for herself. Thank you for the beer."
Michael drained his mug, smacking his lips as he set it down. He looked to Zheng and Val. "Let's go." Zheng got up at once. Val took a few seconds, but followed too. Together, they left the solar, Michael stretching as soon as they were out of sight of the lords. So many hours, sat on ass…
"What was that about?" Zheng asked, as they descended the spiral stairway.
"I've let them speak their grievances," Michael said, "Now I'm letting them stew. Hopefully they'll get over whatever bullshit is preventing them from accepting the marriage offer. If not, we'll need a demonstration of what will happen if they keep being stubborn."
"So now you are aiding me," Val scoffed from behind, "After objecting to our joining with the Starks?"
"Don't get twisted about it," Michael said, "I've decided I can't stop you, and that you have the right to make that offer. So I'm expediting my own exit out of this hellhole. If it ends the war in the south more quickly, that's at least an outcome I can live with. Assuming I ever find out about it."
Michael dressed back into his No.5s, had a good lunch, gave some emergency orders to O'Neill via radio, and lay down for a nap. By the time he did, the lords had moved to the Great Hall and their shouts could be heard across the courtyard through the windows.
He didn't try and work out what their mood was from the echoes. He just drifted off and waited to see what luck would grant him, prepared for most outcomes he could imagine.
He wasn't prepared to be kicked awake, however politely.
"Wake up, Lord Duquesne."
Michael blinked away the sleep, finding the only thing he could see clearly was the daylight still pouring in through the windows of the sept near the roof. He rolled over to see who had kicked him, and found one of the unicorn riders standing over him. "What the hell do you want?" he growled at the man, sitting up from his bedroll.
"Is that any way to speak to a king?" the man quietly chuckled, "Such a change from when we first met. It was Your Majesty then."
Michael stood up, what the man had said not quite clicking at first, until he looked at the man's face properly. Long hair had been shaved and a well trimmed beard had been grown out in the fashion of the unicorn riders', but the eyes and easy grin were the same.
"Mance?" Michael asked.
"You seem surprised," Mance replied, "I thought you had discovered who I was during the battle with the Norreys as we rode by your position, and just kept it to yourself."
Michael blinked. "You've been with us the whole time?!"
"Aye, to see the Starks' preparations for war for myself, and aid Val, should she need it. Though she has not spoken to me since arriving, likely to keep attention away from me."
Fury rose in Michael's throat. If he's here, who commands at the Wall?! "Corporal!" he erupted, "Come here!"
Zheng rang across the sept, carbine gripped and ready to aim. "Sir?" she asked on arriving behind.
"Corporal, put this man on his knees now."
Zheng impressed Michael with her complete lack of hesitation. Mance barely had time for his eyes to widen before her foot shot out, catching him on the back of the leg and forcing him onto the stone floor. He flopped down all the way, before Zheng pulled him back up again by the shoulder; on his knees.
Val and some others made to intervene, but Michael grabbed up his own rifle. "No one gets closer!" he declared, "Corporal, cover him." Zheng's carbine came up, the barrel pointing almost down Mance's ear.
The other Free Folk obeyed, but only Val and the other unicorn riders froze solid. They knew. The rest didn't, but they knew. Which means Marcach knew. Michael returned his attention to Mance and Zheng, finding the latter glancing between him and her prisoner. Wondering what his crime was.
"Turn your head to her," Michael said to Mance, "Show her your face." The man didn't do it.
Zheng jabbed him in the cheek with the barrel of her weapon. Mance finally looked, and the Corporal's dark eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Son of a bitch!"
"My thoughts exactly, Corporal," Michael said, "The real question is why he's revealing himself now."
"As I said," Mance intoned, "I thought you discovered the truth at the battle with the Norreys."
"Well, I didn't. Don't make me ask twice, Mance, you won't like my reaction."
Mance scoffed, but answered nonetheless. "I'll pretend I believe you'd bring the Starks' wrath down on yourself for violating guest right, then. The young lord hasn't accepted our offer, accepted Val as his bride. Who would have thought such a thing possible? I came to offer my assistance, talk to the lords as simply another chieftain. I have a talent for convincing men to act in their best interest instead of on their instinct."
Michael lowered himself to a squat and looked the man in the eye. Mance turned his head away, preferring to stare at Zheng's carbine an inch from his nose.
"Time to work that talent now," Michael said, "My instinct is telling me this is all a ruse. That while you are here, pretending to help, things are going to hell at the Wall. Without me there to threaten them and you there to convince them, the chieftains may decide our deal on who gets to go through the Wall isn't worth shit. And that will force me to fight on your side of the war that results, because as far as I could tell, you tried your best."
Mance met his gaze again. "My Queen is more than capable of keeping my word. Tormund and Styr know I went south too, and are assisting her. Between the three of them, there is no collection of chieftains that could possibly make a challenge, not when they control the gates at Castle Black and the Nightfort. And Eastwatch is in the hands of coast and river tribes who are not fond of the rest of us. They'll let no one but their own through. Then there are the Crows, who don't want our menfolk to come through either. Our agreement stands."
"Does it?" Michael asked, standing up again. He pointed at Val, and then at the ground beside him. The 'princess' came over, hand on her dagger. "Take your hand off that weapon."
Val curled her lip, but held up the hand in question. "What are you doing with Mance?"
Not even an apology for the deception. "I'm not sure yet," Michael said, "But a thought did occur to me. You decided to trade the services of your raiders to the Starks for recognition. I could trade you for free passage south, and leave behind your plans to rape and murder."
"You would not do that," Val said, "I have seen you with the Laughing Tree. I have seen you with Ygritte. You would not betray and abandon them."
"I also can't be involved with rape and murder."
Val sighed deeply, eyes narrowed. "What do you think the Stark men will do?"
Michael scratched his chin. "What do you mean? Do to you?"
"Not only to me. Do you think the Stark warriors will leave women alone, not steal what they can, or kill who they want? Do men not do these things on your world?"
"They're punished for those crimes."
"Sometimes," Zheng said flatly, "Only sometimes, sir."
Michael gave a nod, conceding that was true. "Far more often than here, I suspect." Zheng couldn't deny that herself. "Would the Starks do that? Aren't they going to defend their allies?"
"It won't matter, overmuch," Mance said, "And if the Starks drive their enemies from their allies' lands, they'll move into the enemies' lands afterwards. Then the chances of mercy and restraint prevailing are…"
"Zero," Michael interrupted, seeing the issue, "Damn it, you have a point. Lower your weapon, Corporal. Help the man onto his feet again."
Zheng grimaced, but offered Mance a hand. The rest of the room began to go about their own business again. The king got up, giving Michael the stink eye the whole time.
"Don't give me that look," Michael growled, "You put yourself on that floor when you lied to me, because I required the truth."
Mance bent down and rubbed the leg Zheng had kicked. "I would have given that to you."
Michael crossed his arms. "You didn't trust me enough to tell me you were coming along. You got Val, Marcach and presumably all of the unicorn riders to lie to me. Why should I trust you in return?"
"Wallbreaker!" sounded a voice from across the sept.
Michael turned and found a warrior on watch waving his hands, the one sitting on a ledge under the window facing the Great Hall. "They're coming!" he declared.
Michael craned his neck, listening out for the shouting of the nobles he had heard before. It was not gone, but it was a lot quieter. "How many?" he asked the man on watch.
"Eight or nine. The young Stark and the one with a kraken. And warriors."
Michael turned back to the others. "Maybe we're not at an impasse at all," he said to Mance, "I take it you'll want to listen in?"
"Aye."
"Then put your damn helmet on and join us."
It wasn't a minute before Robb Stark and Theon Greyjoy walked into the room on their own. "Lady Val, Lord Duquesne," Robb Stark called out from the door, "Please join us."
Michael did not go to the door straight away. He put on his armour and combat webbing, as the two lords watched him do it, picked up his rifle again and waved for another six warriors to follow. Zheng and Val joined him, while Mance was among the warriors.
"You did not need to arm yourself, Lord Duquesne," Robb said, as he led the way out of the sept.
Michael held a palm out to the Stark men-at-arms hanging around, gawking at the corralled unicorns nearby. "Looks like I did."
Greyjoy smirked. "As if it would matter."
"Come with us," Robb said.
"To where?"
"The godswood."
Well, that's not suspicious at all. "Lead the way."
Michael had his group trail behind the Stark one, and sent Zheng a little ahead between the two parties to keep an eye and intercept any ambushes. But the longer they walked, the more amused the Greyjoy kid seemed to be, looking back at them and joking with Stark. Not a trick then.
They were brought through the small enclosed wood in the middle of the complex to a weirwood, looking over a gently steaming pool with a sad looking face. The Stark guards stood off at a respectful distance, so Michael had the warriors he brought do the same. Except for Mance, of course. The two parties squared off in front of the Frowning Tree.
"I have decided upon an offer," Robb Stark declared, "A final offer."
"Is that why we're out here?" Zheng asked, kicking a stone into the pool with a splash.
Robb raised his head towards the branches of the weirwood tree, the red leaves shaking in the wind. "Should our proposal be accepted, I wanted to be able to take our oaths."
Michael shifted his weight, an idea growing in his head about why Lord Robb would want oaths taken immediately. He's going to present his lords with a fait accompli… Is he going to marry her right now?!
Val took a step closer to Robb. Michael did nothing to stop her. This was between her people and the Starks now. "I am willing to take the oaths," she said, "If our demands are met."
Lord Robb smiled warmly. "I've just spent a lot of time arguing over who gets to marry you, Lady Val. Though all complain that you are a wildling and without merit, many a lord believes only their son is worthy of your hand."
Val exhaled with exasperation, her breath visible in the cold of the creeping evening. "Truthfully, I am no southron lady. I do this to save my people. That hope is worth more than my discomfort. Most have no desire to face your host in battle… But the beliefs of your lords about who I should marry are meaningless. If their sons were men, they would steal me. I would welcome them with gladness, and a gelding knife."
"Some men wouldn't fear that threat," Greyjoy said haughtily, "The risk is worth the prize."
"The same men who would lament as they bled out between their legs on the snow," Val replied coolly. That threat didn't seem to deter the squidling at all, though his eyes wandered to Zheng as much as the blonde princess. Man has a deathwish.
"If it were my duty, I would gladly steal you, Lady Val," Robb said, "Or try to, I have no doubt you would give me a contest worthy of song."
Val put one hand on her dagger and another on her hip. "Then send your guards away and I will send away my companions. Steal me if you can, Lord Stark."
Greyjoy nudged him with a smile, encouraging him to do just that. Michael almost wanted to throw in his support too.
Robb shook his head, gazing at Val with a certain sadness. "I won't deny I would like that, my lady. But duty compels me to do otherwise, and being gelded would be an inconvenience to say the least."
Greyjoy and Zheng snorted out a chuckle in unison.
"It is not you I shall marry," Robb continued, "Regardless of whether or not you accept what I have come to propose, I shall marry Lady Alys Karstark of Karhold."
Val let go of her dagger and crossed her arms. "This was not what I expected, Lord Robb."
"Can't say I expected it either," Michael added, "Were your lords about to rebel unless you threw them a bone or something?"
"My vassals wanted assurances that no matter how this meeting goes, I would protect the North. To grant what I am about to offer, I had to promise myself and my brother Rickon to marry a Karstark and a Mormont. I also had to promise Lord Umber that no harm would come to you should you refuse."
Val looked back at Michael for a moment. "You may want to think first about harm coming to you, should I refuse," she said, "If I am not to marry you, then who?"
"My brother Jon."
Won't work, Michael thought immediately. Jon didn't have the political power needed to counterbalance the lords of the North. He waited for Val to dismiss the idea, but she remained silent. What is she waiting for?
Mance moved to join the circle, having been listening from a respectful distance before. "This is not a suitable arrangement," he said, "Jon Snow is lord of no land, chief of no warband. Your vassals will not hesitate to attack us."
Val looked back at Mance with annoyance. She wanted to handle it herself. Then why didn't she? "And he is a Crow, a brother of the Night's Watch?" she added, "What of his vow?"
Greyjoy's hand wandered to his sword hilt, as he noticed Mance for the first time. "Who are you?"
Mance gave a mock bow to the squidling. "I am Abel, chieftain of the Wind Singers."
More like the Smoke Blowers, Michael joked to himself, Expert at blowing it up your ass.
"What Abel says is true," Val said, "Jon cannot stop your lords from attacking us."
Robb raised his chin. "Jon is my brother. I will make him a lord, and allow him to establish a cadet house. This is not without precedent. And it's what my father should have made him from the beginning."
"And the Crows?" Mance asked.
"The lords care little for what happens to the Night's Watch now, they have failed their purpose twofold. They failed to find that the Others had returned, and they failed to stop you coming south. On the contrary, this plan has the full support of the northernmost houses even at the expense of the Watch. Lord Umber, Lord Karstark and even Lady Mormont have not only agreed to it, they will swear oaths themselves to defend it. With some conditions."
"Why would they do such a thing?" Abel asked, "They hate wildlings more than most lords, I hear. Are a few marriages all it takes to cow them?"
"No," Robb said, "Lord Umber will lead the vanguard when we march south. Lord Karstark will lead the right wing, or he will command the host that is sent against Mance if you refuse the offer of marriage. Lady Mormont will lead my personal guard. My first daughter by Alys will marry the Smalljon's heir. Lord Karstark's first granddaughter by his own heir will marry my own firstborn son. And certain arrangements have been made if the wildlings begin to fight each other."
"Arrangements that will allow your lords to steal our lands," Mance said, "I expected as much."
Robb said nothing, not denying or confirming the point.
"There are a lot of chances for your plan to break down," Michael noted aloud, "It's possible you won't have a daughter or Lord Karstark won't have a granddaughter."
"I am taking a risk," Robb agreed, "But in those cases, we can compromise. There will be children available, I am certain of it."
"It does not change the fact that Jon isn't really a lord," Michael said, "Even if the lords agree, why should the Free Folk trust their word simply because you do?"
"We're agreeing to all their other demands," Lord Robb said, "They will be an independent kingdom. They're keeping the land they stole, for now. They'll be allowed to raid in a way that does not break the peace. We will stand beside them if the Others do threaten the Wall. With so many warriors gone south, the lords' stewards will not dare provoke a response."
"Why Jon?" Mance asked, "Why your bastard brother instead of you? Could you not have offered all these marriage pacts to the lords in return for marrying Val yourself?"
Robb shook his head. "The lords would not have a wildling as Lady of Winterfell. They did not say so openly, but they kept raising concerns. Fears about wildlings being to come and go from Winterfell to visit, or free passage down the Kingsroad you might abuse to raid. They would not stop."
"Plus they heard you a rumour you called Jon a Stark," Greyjoy added, "And they know that wildlings do not restrain themselves from having bastards. So many thought if you both cared not about bastardy, then you could have the bastard of Winterfell for your marriage pact."
There's what my annoyance with Alliser Thorne has bought me, Michael frowned.
"The lords who wanted no match at all weighed heavy in the decision," Robb added, "Better a match to a cadet house spawned from a bastard, than war with both the Lannisters and the wildlings. Many feared what would happen if Lord Tywin decided to aid Mance, with arms, food and or even sellsword cavalry shipped from Casterly Rock. We have no fleet with which to stop him doing so."
Assistance by sea, Michael thought, Is that possible? He hadn't considered outside help when he had calculated what sort of war the Free Folk might fight against the Starks. It would certainly change the equation massively, particularly if weapons and armour could be sent at enough scale. "All the more reason for you to tell your lords to get on board with the original offer."
"They would not have it, Lord Duquesne," Robb said, "If I may borrow Princess Lian's words, accept it and move on."
Cheeky.
"There is another concern that I'm sure could present itself," Mance said, "How do we know Jon Snow will be granted land that is worth anything? The King and Queen would not like much to hear Val had been married off for a small farm that garners her no respect. She may have to live in your lands forever more, after all."
Robb nodded. "My father talked on occasion of making Jon a lord in the Gift, to repopulate the land in support of the Night's Watch. I would do the same. Such a fief would be a useful buffer between our peoples."
"That is not possible now," Val said, "The tribes have already divided up much of the land. The chieftains would not allow me to take more through a kneeler marriage, when Mance has already laid claim to some of the best of it."
"You'd have to clear the spearwives off of it by force," Michael thought aloud, "Good luck doing that without bloodshed."
The young lord tilted his head in thought for a moment, his mop of straight red hair falling across his eyes until he pushed it back again. "Most of the land I could offer borders lords who are deeply suspicious of the wildlings," Robb said, "The only other option is Moat Cailin. It is far in the south, perhaps too far from your kin."
Val shook her head. "We have heard of the Moat."
"An ancient First Man fortress stands there," Mance added approvingly, "And the bulwark that kept the Andals out of the North, in the time before our peoples were astranged. It is far, but it is storied too. And that is something our people can appreciate."
"Would the lords accept Jon as lord of the Moat?" Greyjoy asked, "With a wildling bride?"
"I cannot see why they would not," Robb said, "Moat Cailin is too far from the Gift to be of any assistance in an invasion from there. And no southron force could pass unnoticed by Lord Reed and his lords vassal in the Neck. Betraying us to the south would be useless. And I don't believe Jon would ever betray me."
The squidling frowned. "They'll complain they didn't get to talk about who gets it instead."
Robb grimaced. "The Moat's lands are the possession of House Stark, so there is no insult in granting them to a cadet branch. Though some marriages may need to be arranged between Jon's children and the other houses nearby. The Manderlys for certain."
"You may think too much of your lords," Mance said, "Our chieftains always find a way to complain. Even when they have no real reason to do so. From the sounds coming out of your Great Hall before, I say your lords are the same."
Robb smiled. "That may be so, but I will not allow them to dictate what House Stark does with lands it has held for thousands of years, since we defeated the Marsh Kings. The only person who might undo what I have done is my father, once we rescue him from King's Landing."
"Would he do that?" Michael asked, "Don't know about here, but if a leader went back on a treaty like that where I'm from, his reputation would be badly damaged unless there was very good reason for it."
"My father is an honourable man," Robb said, "And my word would mean much to him. I cannot guarantee he will keep it, but once he hears of these wights…"
"They do sharpen the mind as to what is important, don't they?" Mance said.
"Aye."
Mance nodded. "Val, you should take what is offered. And you do not dislike the boy."
Val clicked her tongue, and looked to Michael. "Would you agree to this?"
Michael thought about stepping back, saying it wasn't his business. But that would have been a cop out. "It seems a fair exchange, though it'll have shaky legs. There will be raiding on both sides by people who are trying to ruin it. But yes, I'd take the deal."
"Can't say it sounds bad, as long as you like Jon enough," Zheng added, before making a sharp thumbs up gesture repeatedly, "Otherwise, my advice would be to tell them to…"
"They get the picture, Corporal," Michael interrupted. Zheng balanced her rifle on her hip and laughed to herself. You enjoy being vulgar to these people far too much, Corporal.
Val turned back to Robb. "Tell Jon I will go into the Wolfswood tomorrow with five companions. He must come try to steal me. He may bring companions of his own. If he fails, then we have no marriage. If does not, we shall return and say our vows beneath this tree."
"Are you going to make it easy for him?" Greyjoy asked, "Seems unwise to leave it to Jon's prowess."
"We always give the last say to the gods in such matters," Val said, "If Jon cannot steal me, he is unworthy of me, because they have made him so."
"And Jon's prowess isn't inconsiderable," Robb said with raised eyebrows at Greyjoy, "But he is also the last person we need to convince."
"Jon doesn't know you're offering all this?" Michael asked.
Lord Robb shook his head. "No, he left the Great Hall to see Rickon before it was suggested. But Jon is my brother, and a good man. He deserves it all. Your hand, Lady Val. The lordship I shall grant him. And our father's name, in good time. I shall make him see that."
Remembering how difficult Jon Stark had been about his Crow vows when trying to get him to cooperate at Castle Black, Michael frowned to himself. It may not be that easy.
"Let's hope so."
Chapter 35: The Crownless
Chapter Text
THE CROWNLESS
Robb watched Jon from behind their father's desk, sitting in their father's chair, Maester Luwin hovering behind as if he was their father, awaiting the answer.
Yet for some reason, in the light of the candles and hearthfire, Robb looked more like his mother and uncle in that moment than Jon could ever recall. His hair seemed more red, his eyes more blue, his frame bulkier than what his memories held as the truth. It was impossible to understand why. Was it because Robb was making a demand that would change Jon's life? Was this resentment?
Robb sat back in the chair, pressing into the furs, a laugh on his lips. "Look how we've struck him dumb!" he said to the maester, who shared in his smile.
"It would appear he is considering it, my lord," Luwin said, "Give him a moment."
"A lordship, a house to call his own and the most beautiful maid north or south of the Wall yet seen," Robb said to the maester, "It is no choice at all to my mind."
Jon bristled, now understanding what irritated him about Robb's demand. "I swore an oath to the Night's Watch. I can take no wife, hold no lands… father no children. What you ask me to do is abandon all honour and go back on my word to my brothers."
Robb's face fell. "What I ask you to is assist me in saving our father and our land."
"While abandoning my vow," Jon said, "Abandoning my brothers at the Wall."
"The North must have peace with the King on the Wall," Luwin said, "You cannot fight the largest host ever assembled by the wildlings and the Lannisters at the same time. It cannot be done. Lord Tywin is a cruel but cunning man. If we do not make peace soon, his envoys will reach Mance Rayder with promises of support. Even if his ships never sail to deliver it, the wildlings will be emboldened. You would then certainly face a war with them. Robb would need to choose between saving your father and sisters, abandoning much of the North to wildling raiding parties, or attempting to split his hosts and risk total defeat."
Robb sat, his hands clasped together, staring at a candle on the table in thought. He cannot argue against Luwin's logic here. But this isn't about logic!
"I swore an oath to the Watch," Jon repeated, "Does that mean nothing?"
Still Robb said nothing.
"The Canadians have destroyed the Watch," Luwin said, "The lords of the North no longer recognise it. Your 'brothers' failed in what every noble in Westeros saw as their duty, to keep the wildlings out."
"According to Maester Aemon, the wildlings have never mustered a host the size that Mance has," Jon countered, "And never did they have the help of men from another world, with weapons that can breach the Wall itself."
"The lords regard those as failures of the Watch too. If it had done its duty and watched the lands beyond the Wall properly, the Others would have been discovered far sooner and Mance Rayder would never have gathered so many. If the Watch had not acted with complete recklessness under the command of Alliser Thorne, the Canadians would never have assisted the wildlings."
"You know this, Jon," Robb added, finally speaking, "You were there in the Great Hall. You heard Lord Umber, Lord Karstark, Ser Wylis… And saw how others looked upon your presence, though they said nothing for fear of offending me."
Jon shook his head. "The opinion of the lords is irrelevant. My brothers remain at their post. We are still the Watchers on the Wall. Jeor Mormont is still Lord Commander."
Luwin frowned. "Your brothers are now at the command of the Canadians, and at the mercy of the wildlings."
"What does that matter to my oath?" Jon said, "The Others have returned."
"And the best defence against them is this agreement," Luwin said, "We can't burn a hundred thousand wildlings, Jon. Which means that even if you find a way to defeat them, every one of them shall be a wight if and when the Others do find a way past the Wall. The wildlings will not accept a lesser match to a vassal, and they do not believe the lords would hold to a betrothal. Rickon is too young. Arya and Sansa's hands cannot be pledged. And Bran… they will not have him."
Jon felt a pang of sadness for his little brother, who once dreamed of knighthood and gallantry in the name of the realm. He'd make a fine husband for Val, in a few years. "Then convince them of another match. Neither we nor the wildlings truly have the advantage. They'll bend. I cannot be part of this."
"The wildlings fear a lesser marriage will allow other lords to attack them," Luwin said, "Only a Stark match will do."
The sadness grew, clutching Jon's throat and chest, threatening to unman him. He gathered himself to state the obvious. "I am not a Stark."
Robb stood up from Father's chair, the legs scraping the floor with the force of it, and came around the table.
"Jon… You do not deserve to languish at the Wall. You would do more for those still there by agreeing to this. You can organise supplies and money to be sent, show all of Westeros the threat we face. And you deserve your own land, a wife worthy of you, even Father's name, though that is the one thing I cannot grant you yet."
Robb laid his hands on Jon's shoulders. "You are my brother. You say you are not a Stark. I say you should be and are."
Jon could say nothing. His jaw refused to move, his mind refused to compose words. He did not know what to feel about it.
"Take some time," Robb said, releasing his shoulders, "A few days, if needs must. The host is still gathering."
Jon wandered Winterfell for quite some time after leaving the solar, visiting all the places he liked to be before he had rode north to the Wall. His old room, still as it was. The stables, where he would learn to ride and take care of his horse. The smithy, where he saw his first sword being made. The practice yard, where he sparred with Robb and Theon.
His thoughts were nowhere near the question that had been put to him. They were all on his past, all the good moments in familiar places… and the shadow that hung over him. His nameless mother's shadow.
At some point, Ghost and Summer had joined him, the two direwolves padding behind as guards and Free Folk stepped aside to avoid them, the unicorns in their paddock groaning in objection to the beasts being so close.
Jon found himself outside the Sept, but quickly turned on his heels. The Canadians and the Free Folk had their own idea of what he should do. They weren't the place to go for honest advice, despite their good humour towards him and his rescue at the hands of their warriors from the last of Ser Alliser's friends.
Instead, he drifted towards the godswood, and before he knew it, he was standing before the weirwood. Its face hadn't changed at all since he was a child. Summer lay down on his haunches, watching him. Ghost circled the tree, red eyes searching the trees for something.
Feeling all strength leave his legs, Jon sat down on a large root and faced the pools, watching the water steam off their surface.
The white direwolf soon completed its circuit of the weirwood and joined him, sitting beside him. Jon put a hand on his friend's head and stroked the fur. "What should I do, Ghost?" There was no answer, but a glance and a lolling tongue. He sat there for a long while, the sun slipping below the walls, darkness covering the godswood, though the sky was still bright and the warmth from the springs kept things comfortable.
Summer soon jumped to his paws, ears and hackles up.
"Mind if I join you?" came a voice from behind.
Jon turned on the root to find Lieutenant Duquesne behind him, fully armed and armoured. How did he get away from the guards dressed like that? "Come to convince me to accept the deal?"
The man smiled and moved closer, causing Summer to growl. "Hey, if I was in your place, I'd accept it in a heartbeat," the Canadian said in a japing tone, "I have seen Val, after all. I'm surprised you have been able to say no at all."
Summer's growls grew louder. Duquesne's gaze swung to the direwolf, and his hand went to the grip of his weapon. "Is that wolf going to attack me?" he asked.
Jon scowled at him, before calling to Summer. "Down, Summer. Down."
After a confused look, Bran's direwolf finally quieted, and lay all the way down. Duquesne's hand moved away from his weapon, and he joined Jon on the tree root.
"I can see why this place was chosen for a castle," he remarked, "It's not a great position, but it has hot springs. Definitely useful in a place where winters can last years."
Jon made a non-committal noise, caring not for this meaningless talk. Why are you here if not to berate me? "I can't break my oath."
"Why not?" Duquesne asked, picking up a stone and throwing it into the pool. Ghost stopped enjoying being pet and turned his head towards the interloper. Duquesne held up his hands to the wolf, as if to apologise for disturbing.
Jon blinked. What a question! "Because what sort of a man would I be if I broke my word? Abandoning men I pledged to stand beside, no matter the challenge by enemies?"
Duquesne nodded. "I can probably answer that," he said, "But what is your answer? What sort of man do you think you would be?"
Jon's lips curled back. "A man who could turn on everything he stands for. A man no one can trust. A usurper, a…"
"An asshole, a dog fucker, a piece of shit," Duquesne said half-heartedly, counting off the insults on his hand, "A bastard?" He looked at Jon without turning his head.
Jon grit his teeth. "Yes."
Duquesne sighed. "Even in my mother tongue, a bastard means a bad person who harms others. In fact, most people don't use it in the context of someone who's parents weren't married. I suppose it's an attempt to call a person's mother a whore or father a deadbeat, indirectly."
"My father is not a 'deadbeat', and my mother…" Jon stopped. He truthfully didn't know what his mother was or was not. And the reminder was like a dagger though the heart. Ghost quickly nuzzled him, trying to cheer him up.
Duquesne scratched his chin for a moment. "I've been bending the meaning of my oath since arriving here. I've put my people into engagements that may or may not have been necessary, got involved with two or three wars that aren't really our business, forcing factions to make peace... Ever wonder what I am doing with Ygritte?"
Jon gripped Ghost's fur, and looked away. What else could you be doing? "No."
Duquesne blew out a laugh through his lips. "Is that how it looks? I'm surprised the Sergeant hasn't reprimanded me for that. But the situation isn't much different. By our laws, I'm not supposed to be doing anything with Ygritte. And I haven't, really. But keeping her happy was and is necessary for our survival and our gaomilaksir. So she stays with me."
"So you broke your oath?"
"No, I didn't interpret it so strictly that it stopped necessary actions. My point is if we do get in contact with our dārion, or even get home, I might face trial for what I've done here. All I can do is honour the spirit of our laws as best I can in a difficult situation, and hope I can explain myself when the time comes. So far I think I've struck a balance, though I think I'll be reprimanded in some way. That's worth the cost of getting home, or at least knowing home knows where we are."
"Bending your word isn't breaking it," Jon reasoned, "What Robb asks me to do, what you and Val ask me to do, it would be no bend in the rules like making me a wandering Crow to follow you around."
Duquesne rubbed his face, clearly frustrated. "What is the oath? Exact words, if possible."
Jon could remember the words with ease.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honour to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Duquesne considered the words, picking up another stone to throw before realising he'd upset Ghost again and putting it down gently. He sighed. "It doesn't seem to cover your situation."
Jon blew out a breath in anger. "Of course it does. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall live and die at my post. It is as clear as mountain spring water."
Duquesne smirked. "Yeah, those parts seem to be against you, but you can't pick the parts to follow, is that what you're saying? In that case, your purpose is to be the shield that guards the realms of men, the horn that wakes the sleepers. You're supposed to fight the White Walkers and make sure everyone knows they're a threat again."
"That's what I shall do. As a wandering brother of the Night's Watch, or by service at the Wall."
The Canadian shifted his weight. "You don't see the issue with your approach?"
His way of speaking is strange. "No, I do not."
"You think you should be up at the Wall, freezing your ass off, because that fits the exact form of words in your oath. But what parts of the oath are most important? Not taking a wife or being the shield that guards the realms of men? Not holding land, or waking the world to the threat? If taking a wife helps unite the realms of men, that increases their chances of survival against what's coming. And if refusing causes a war that will practically guarantee the Others little resistance, then are you not abandoning your post?"
Gods, he is right. Suddenly doubting his resolve, Jon flexed the fingers of his sword-hand, wondering if he really was making the right decision. But it's not my decision to make. "You may speak the truth about it. But what I think matters little. If the Lord Commander or my brothers think me a deserter, they would never forgive me. I could be killed out of hand if captured, by any lord of Westeros, and the law would be on their side."
Duquesne scoffed. "They're not going to kill the brother of Lord Robb Stark over something like that, not when you're more valuable as a hostage. As for the rest… What do you want to do? Be popular with the Night's Watch or save the world? Maybe your father and sisters too. Which is the more correct path to serving your oath?"
Jon felt the pressure in his chest release slowly. He thought of his father in a Black Cell under the Red Keep. Of terrible things happening to his sisters. Of those things ending, of the direwolf banner flying over King's Landing. And then, the memory of the little moments with Val came to mind, her scent, how she held herself, when she actually smiled. I'm letting myself be convinced, he thought, biting down the hope, Why?
"Is this why you came, Lord Duquesne?" Jon asked, "To tempt me with promises that I can have everything I want without sacrifice?"
"No, you can't," Duquesne answered, "There's still a damn bloody war or two to be fought. That's a sacrifice. Even if you live, not everyone you know will be at the end. You won't come back as yourself. Tempting you isn't why I came. I had another motive, but decided I'd spar with you for a moment and find out how you were thinking about the treaty on the table. I think I've managed to convince you of the merits, but…"
"What is your other motive?"
"To threaten you."
Jon glared at the Canadian. "To threaten me? You would breach guest right?"
Duquesne laughed. "Of course not. But you should know what happens if there is no treaty. In order to get Mance to try for peace instead of just beginning a war immediately, among other things, I had to promise him something."
A promise to the King Beyond the Wall? "What did you swear to do?"
"That if we failed to make a peace here, that I would fight on the side of the Free Folk against your brother and your father's vassals. Openly."
Jon felt a cold sweat drop down his back. The Canadians had tried to maintain a remove from the wildlings as long as he had known they existed. They always insisted they were separate. They did not fight against the Norreys directly, and did not leave the Watch to the mercy of Mance. But their weapons and machines were terrifying, and the ideas they gave the wildlings even more dangerous. Open warfare against them would be unlike any war the North had ever fought.
Duquesne held up a hand, seeing the disturbance Jon was under. "I did tell Mance that I wouldn't side with him if his demands were unreasonable. The wildlings are afraid to death of being slaughtered or pushed back north of the Wall again, and prefer to die standing while killing your 'bannermen'."
He shrugged.
"They can be stubborn as hell sometimes, like any people, so I was expecting something out of possibility for agreement. But a demand for a marriage with you rather than some lower lord who wouldn't be able to stop another one from screwing with the Gift, that's not unreasonable. Hell, a marriage with Robb wasn't a hugely unreasonable demand."
The Canadian got up from the root and brushed himself off.
"I needed to warn you that refusing everything that's being offered to you will look very unreasonable to Val and to Mance," he said, "And I can't blame them. So I want you to know that if an agreement can't be reached, whether it's this one or another, I've already determined that I can beat the lords of the North. I could break organised resistance quickly, even with the limited resources at my disposal."
Jon rose, and found he was already gripping Longclaw, ready to draw it out into the evening air. The direwolves had risen too, coming to either side of him. "You would murder my father's lords, and my brother, because you feel I am being unreasonable?"
Not paying any heed to the threat of Valyrian steel or direwolf fangs, Duquesne crossed his arms.
"No, I wouldn't murder them because you're being unreasonable. I'd go to war with them. If we could not come to a fair treaty with a chance of lasting peace and allowing us move unmolested to the Isle of Faces. Your decision is merely the last in a long line of decisions that everyone else has had to make a choice about."
Duquesne folded his hands on the end of the weapon hanging from the front of his armour. "This is not about taking lives, this is about saving them. Your father and sisters, we four Canadians, the thousands of people descended from your own stolen women, the hundreds of thousands of wildlings and Northmen, and perhaps the millions of people across the continent and world later."
The Canadian poked a finger into Jon's chest. "And that is worth you getting married to a beautiful woman and becoming a noble. Isn't it? They're all hanging in the balance now, waiting for your word."
Duquesne held his arms to either side. "What's it going to be, Jon Stark?"
Robb and Theon laughed and chattered about destroying the lions as they walked Jon into the Wolfswood. Even the direwolves seemed pleased with themselves, their tails wagging this way and that. Greywind and Summer playfully nipped at each other as they moved side-by-side. Shaggydog was around too, on the fringes of the group, though Rickon had not come. And Ghost led the way, sniffing this way and that. The retinue was also larger than promised; the lords wouldn't countenance Robb being so unguarded with wildlings around.
Jon couldn't help but be reminded of when Father took him to the execution of a Night's Watch deserter. Though what his brother intended was perhaps the opposite of what had happened to that man, Jon still felt it was the same in another respect; desertion.
It must have told on his face.
"Look at him," Theon said to Robb, "You'd swear the man was going to be imprisoned for the rest of his life."
Robb frowned. "I have heard you compare marriage to being locked in a dungeon before, Theon."
"Your marriages, not ours. Ironborn are free to take saltwives. And he went to the Wall, that was the true imprisonment."
Jon gripped Longclaw's hilt, and turned on his heel to his brother and the ward. "You're not on the Iron Islands, Theon. You're as imprisoned as the rest of us."
Theon's face flushed with anger, and he puffed up his chest. "I've had more women than you'd ever hope to, Snow," he said, "And I'm not done yet."
Jon scoffed. You buy your women with my father's gold, he wanted to say.
Theon would not relent. "Decided on your lordly name yet? Or shall you be Lord Snow?"
I'm sure Ser Alliser would have loved that question, Jon thought But not the answer. "Stark. House Stark of the Moat."
It was Theon's turn to scoff. "If the lords call you that, I'll eat my boot."
"Best get the cooking pot out," Robb remarked wryly, "You'll need to boil that leather before you have it for supper."
Theon cocked an eyebrow. "You're letting him take your house's name?"
"Yes. It would not be the first time my family has created a cadet house. My betrothed is a Kar-Stark after all, and her house started as the Starks of Karhold. That might be the only reason the lords accepted the double betrothal, in fact."
"Will your father approve of that?"
"My father is not here. Besides, Jon is my brother." Robb slapped Theon on the back. "As are you, Squid. Though to become a Stark, you'd have to give up your many saltwives!" He laughed and walked on, leaving Jon and Theon behind, both of them not able to say anything about the idea.
After a little more travel weaving between the trees and crushing scrubs underfoot, they came near a wild weirwood; the start point for the hunt to come. All the direwolves suddenly stood to alert, forming a half-circle in front of the retinue. Robb and Theon drew their swords, perhaps expecting the worst.
A man in a hooded doublet in crimson under the green-grey armour, green mottled trousers and black boots rounded the weirwood, holding one of the Canadian weapons and carrying another on his back, a hatchet axe hanging from a belt by his hip. "That's far enough!" he called.
Sayer, Jon thought, What's he doing here?
Ghost went forward alone, ears folded back. The Canadian met the wolf and scratched him along the neck, though the man's attention never left the retinue. The other direwolves sniffed the air, but didn't move.
Neither Robb nor Theon moved, and the guards seemed to be getting more nervous. Jon decided this was foolish. If we're making peace with my marriage to Val, we must act like it. He moved forwards.
Sayer smiled from under his red hood. "Hey Jon," he said, "Congratulations. You're lucky. Val is so pretty, it hurts."
Jon found that funny. Sayer was never without a companion or two trailing him. "Don't you have Free Folk women following you around all the time? Some of them are just as pretty."
"Don't know about that…"
"I can hear you!" said another voice, in the Old Tongue. A young spearwife in furs came out from behind the weirwood, green eyes filled with indignation. Jon recognised her as one of the wargs in Duquesne's company, and the girl most likely to be spotted nearby Sayer at any time in camp.
The Canadian rubbed the back of his neck under his hood. "Iola, you're supposed to stay hidden," he replied, also in the Old Tongue. She hit him on the shoulder, gaining a surprised yelp.
"Do you know what they're saying?" Theon asked Robb loudly. He had always skipped Luwin's lessons on the Old Tongue, because the nobles didn't speak it on the Iron Islands. Only the thralls they capture north of the Wall.
"Yes," Robb and Jon answered as one. Theon gestured with his hand as if to say 'Well?', expecting a translation. One didn't come.
The whole exchange made Jon feel better. It also seemed to soothe whatever fears Robb and Theon had. They ordered the retinue to stand easy, and the direwolves, approached.
"Wow," Sayer said, watching the wolves more than the men, "There really are more of them." He began to scratch Summer and Greywind with one hand each, letting his rifle hang from straps.
"One for each of my Father's children," Robb said, "You're one of Duquesne's company?"
"Louis Sayer," the Canadian said, offering his hand, "Actually, Louis Sayer, Elector of Yellowknife, Private of the Canadian Rangers. You must be Robb Stark of Winterfell."
Robb took the hand and found his own being shaken vigorously. "You're not one of the royal guard? Princess Patricia's, was it?"
Sayer smiled shyly. "Ah, no. The Rangers are a different thing. The Lieutenant and the others are part of a front-line combat unit. We do the scouting and reconnaissance in the remote and rough places, and the Patricias do the harder fighting. Sorta. It's hard to explain without a map or something."
"Why are you here?" Robb asked, "We expected to meet Princess Val and her companions."
"Or at least track them from here," Jon added, "I'm supposed to 'steal' her, am I not?"
"Change of plans," Sayer shrugged, "Only Jon is supposed to go up the hill. And Ghost, I guess." He gestured north. They all looked that way, and saw some smoke rising out of the tops of the trees.
"Let's go," Theon said with enthusiasm, moving to be first to the fight he imagined would happen.
"Just Jon," Sayer insisted.
"Who's going to stop us?" Theon asked, "You?"
Sayer's brow raised. "Zheng is up there too."
"I wouldn't go up there, kneelers," Iola added in Old Tongue.
Jon smirked at the Squid, but he found Theon strangely torn. He looks like he wants to go up even more, he thought, But knows it's unwise. "I'll go with Ghost. All will be well."
Robb examined Sayer for a moment. "We shall camp here, then," Robb said.
"Try not to get gelded," Theon yawned, his previous ardour forgotten.
"That would be a bad start," Robb agreed, "Father is still in King's Landing. So are Sansa and Arya. We'll go get them back together." He embraced Jon briefly.
Sayer gave a little wave as Ghost again led the way, up the hill.
Jon was soon out of sight of his brother, as his wolf led him through and around bushes and trees. The smell of pine rose from the floor of the forest, and each step gave way a little under the a layer of pine needles. Like a bed, Jon's mind noted, before he realised why he was contemplating that and shook the notion out of his head.
It wasn't long before he found Zheng. She was leaning against a soldier pine at the edge of a clearing, her weapon in her hands. Ghost padded up to greet her, tail wagging again. She forced herself to a fully standing position before the wolf's nose began poking at her, begging for attention she would not give.
"My apologies again, Lady Zheng," Jon said, "He seems to like you."
The woman frowned, but accepted the answer. "Val is near. She's armed with a spear and dagger. She's alone. Try not to get hurt, or hurt her with your magic sword. Or your other magic sword."
Jon felt his cheeks glow, and Zheng's expression softened at once. She winked at him, making it all worse. "Why are you telling me this?"
"I guess I want you to win. She's sort of a bitch. Good luck." She sauntered by and began walking down the way he had come up.
Jon pressed on in the direction of the smoke for only another minute or two, when Val stepped out from behind a tree. She was not wearing the finery she wore in Winterfell for impressing the lords, but the thicker greys and browns furs of her battle dress, draped in black Watch chainmail, complete with hood. She held a spear as tall as she was behind her back with a single hand, its steel head one of those stolen from the armoury at Castle Black.
She's prepared for battle, he thought, And so am I.
They stared at each other for what seemed like a lifetime. She was waiting for something. And he could not figure out what. It seemed impolite to simply attack her, the match was arranged after all.
Eventually, Jon could take it no more. "What now?" he called, "I don't know the rules."
Val moved her arms, bringing her spear into both hands, levelling it threateningly towards him. Though she was far from close enough to stick him with it, a quick run would change that. Jon released Longclaw from its scabbard. The blade glittered in the sunlight coming through the branches above their heads. He held it a low defensive guard, ready to deflect the spear, thinking he knew what was going on. A few meetings of our weapons, and we'll have fulfilled the requirement of us.
The wildling smiled, then bolted up the hill at a full sprint, her long blonde braid bouncing along her back with every stride.
Where is she going? "Gods," Jon cried, taking to his own feet. His own armour was considerably more heavy than hers, but he kept up all the same. That wasn't good enough. I have to steal her, he realised, This is no game.
And he had one asset that other men who tried to steal her could only dream of.
"Ghost!" Jon called, "Go!" The direwolf sprang forth, soon outpacing him in a flash of white fur.
The wolf circled around Val, not chasing her. Soon, she found herself confronted with the sight of Ghost appearing through two bushes directly in front, unable to run any further. His tongue lolled as he panted, which betrayed the wolf felt no anger or danger, but when she tried to move to one side or the other, he shifted to intercept. Jon didn't understand how Ghost had been able to understand his intent, but it didn't matter.
Val was trapped in a clearing, the trees in a circle looking like an audience of tall warriors hemming her in as much as Ghost was. Disregarding the wolf, she turned and aimed the tip of her spear at Jon instead.
"Yield, my lady," he said, mirroring her gesture with Longclaw.
"We do not yield to Starks," Val said calmly, "We fight, one of us is victorious. That is how it has ever been between us."
"Until now," Jon asked, "And we have won every time you have invaded. I agreed to marry you."
"Yet I hear you almost did not," Val said, "You cared more for your Crow oath than for my people, your family or me. So you shall not have me easily, Jon Stark."
"I have caught you."
"But you do not have me yet. And have not had me."
Realising both what she meant and that she would not yield no matter what he said, Jon felt his blood rush and decided to do it the hard way. Moving left and right, he tested her, finding no openings. Her spear had considerably more reach than Longclaw. I'll have to feint, draw her in, he said to himself, If I can only just…
His thought went incomplete. Without any sort of tell as warning, Val swung forwards on the ball of her foot and thrust the spear low, with the ease that only practice could bring.
Jon's heart jumped with surprise, but his body acted on its own. Parrying such blows had been a part of his bouts with Ser Rodrik every day since he could hold a sword. He pivoted, taking a step forward and swinging Longclaw down onto the spear's shaft just below the head.
To his surprise, the Valyrian steel bit through the wood, shearing the metal blade of the spear clean off, throwing him off balance for his next step towards her. Val exploited it, stepping forward and thrusting again with the wooden point created by Jon's own strike, high this time towards his face. He parried again, more desperately this time, curling Longclaw upwards and completing his move closer to her.
The spear shaft spun out of Val's hands, but she seemed to anticipate it, reaching for her dagger.
Mistake. Jon turned the blade and made a thrust of his own from the shoulder, another sequence that came as easy as breathing. As her dagger began to leave the loop it hung from at her waist, Longclaw pierced the furs and the rings of the black chainmail covering Val's breast. She froze. Jon wondered if he had killed her, cursing his training. But he had not. He had just stopped himself short of running her through with it. She winced, clearly hurt, but did not fall or back away. His relief only briefly restrained him.
"Yield," Jon said.
Val winced again and clicked her tongue, before she held up her dagger and threw it down. "You move better than most Crows. You're not the first I have faced."
"Most Crows didn't grow up in Winterfell. And my sword helped."
Val shifted towards him, almost pressing the blade deeper into herself. Jon quickly moved back in step with her, and when that did not work, he withdrew Longclaw. The point of the sword was red with blood. It trickled down until it slide along the three fullers in the steel. She moved closer still. "Here I am," she said, "You have done it. Do you understand?"
Jon gulped down a lump in his throat. "Yes." He had no idea if he spoke true.
Val frowned, doubting his word. Her fingers began to undo the laces of her chainmail shirt and furs, as her pale blue eyes looked into his.
Jon's mind wanted to tell her to wait, that they hadn't said their own vows yet, but his body refused to do anything but stand there and watch. Her clothing and armour soon parted from neck to navel, revealing her slender form, the full curve of her bosoms and the shallow wound he had made between them. The sight seemed to make every fibre of his being hum, like he could fight a thousand men and win.
Val took both of his hands in hers. "I am your wife."
Jon squeezed her fingers. Now I understand. "You are my wife."
She drew close, and he started to do what ancient instinct instructed.
Chapter 36: Bran
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Another morning, another lesson and test on the houses of Westeros in the Library Tower. Bran had been left behind again.
Yesterday, Jon had got married in front of the weirwood, wearing fine black velvet and carrying a Valyrian steel sword. Bran had watched him take off the cloak of blue and white from the shoulders of the very pretty Val, looking like every tale of a true knight that Bran had ever imagined. The cloak was replaced with one in black, with a picture of Ghost running on it, a handsome sigil.
Bran thought it was all ridiculous, until he noticed that Jon looked at Val a little like how Father looked at Mother at certain times. When he gave her a gift she liked, or when he or Arya did something they both approved of. He did not know why, but Jon must have loved her. How scary, that a girl can make you change so suddenly!
Sent to bed early from the celebratory feast, which was quieter than others Bran had been at before, he fell asleep pondering it. The next morning he was told that Jon, Val, the wildlings and the strange Canadians would be leaving for Moat Cailin ahead of the host, while one of the wildling chiefs would be go back to the Gift to tell the tale of the peace treaty.
Bran was heartbroken. He hadn’t even got to speak to Jon much since he had come home. Nor had he an opportunity to truly see the wonders the wildlings and Canadians brought. He had sat in on the negotiations with Lord Duquesne and Lady Val, but they seemed quite mean in the way lords always did at negotiations. Yet they had unicorns, horseless carriages, weapons that could make a hole in the Wall! He brimmed with questions about it all. His sorrow over Father, Sansa and Arya stopped burning so hard.
On top of all that, his normal days since he had fallen began again, and he was once again confined. It felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, listening to things he had heard at least three times before about houses in the Riverlands. He wanted to change into a wolf and flee into the Wolfswood.
Summer was also impatient, pacing around the library shelves, sniffing and yawning. Shaggydog was worse, he had taken to chewing on a wooden rail on the upper level, determined to eat through it. Maester Luwin had frowned, and asked Rickon to call the wolf down.
Rickon had done as he was told, though he didn’t look up from the parchment with northern sigils on it. Shaggydog had peered at them all, and then went back to sharpening his fangs. Bran thought the wolf was convinced Rickon didn’t really mean what he said. He watched the slow destruction of the rails idly out of boredom. Someone will need to fix that, or someone will fall like I did.
The maester tapped loudly with his stick at a point on the map of central Westeros. The sound jarred Bran back to attention. “House?” Maester Luwin asked, patiently.
Bran blinked and looked where the stick was pointing; a place just west of the God’s Eye. Easy.
“House Blanetree.”
“Sigil?”
“Green and brown maple leaves, on a yellow field… Are they secretly Canadian? Weirwoods have the same shape leaves as maple trees.”
“I doubt it, Bran. House Blanetree was established during the Conquest, when the ironborn were forced out of the Riverlands. Whether the Canadians are from another world or from a land on this one far from here, this is undoubtedly the first time any of their people have come to Westeros. I would have heard of such a thing otherwise.”
Bran curled a lip, not sure of that. “The lords accept they’re from another world, or from very far away. Though that’s strange.” How do you make magic to speak foreign tongues if you don’t know them in the first place?
The maester smiled and nodded. “It’s wise to question the assumptions of men, especially when they’re convinced of something they have no proof of.”
“Aren’t their things proof? And that strange glowing window?”
Maester Luwin shook his head. “Such things are proof they are from a powerful, wealthy realm. One with greater knowledge than ours, perhaps. But not otherworldly. None of what I have read about magic seems to apply to them, save for their ability to speak languages. And they say that is not of their doing.”
Bran nodded. He trusted the maester to know that much, though he was not pleased when the stick again tapped the map. “House Blanetree, their words?”
“Reborn in spring,” Bran droned.
Rickon yawned beside him, drawing a scowl and a reminder to cover his mouth from the maester. The lesson on manners was interrupted by a bang, the door slamming open. That caused Summer to run over and Shaggydog to stand up, just in time.
A large man in a tunic, breeches, armour and a helmet all in a dark green with brown and red splotches all over them. His tools and weapons all hung from the armour and helmet on cloth straps of a similar colour. He looked around the room, while taking off his helmet to reveal dark blonde hair. His gaze swept over the table and the map on top of it, before settling on Summer. The man’s expression softened, and broke into a smile.
Bran pushed with his arms on the table to sit up straighter. A Canadian, at last!
The Maester stood and cleared his throat. “Can I help you, my lord?”
The Canadian didn’t answer, instead moving into the room slowly and moving towards Summer. He soon offered a closed fist to the wolf, who sniffed it carefully. When it wasn’t torn from his wrist, the man smirked and scratched Summer behind the ears, the wolf sitting to enjoy it.
“Sorry,” he said to Maester Luwin at last, “Didn’t catch that.”
“Can I help you?” the maester repeated, “Lord…?”
The man’s brow gathered and he made a smacking noise with his mouth, disapproving of something. “Padraig Jack O’Neill, Sergeant of the Third Battalion of Princess Patricia’s Canadian Light Infantry.”
Maester Luwin tapped his fingers on the table. “Are you not an elector of some place or another,” he said flatly, “Like the others.”
Bran blinked. The maester only used such a tone of voice when he was doubtful of some excuse being made, by Bran, Rickon or Arya.
O’Neill stopped petting Summer and stood at the end of the table opposite Bran. “I’m an elector of two places,” he responded, “Does that matter?”
Luwin made a polite smile. “We know so little about you and your people,” he said, sounding like he did when speaking to a lord that annoyed him, “I am sure the Citadel would approve of a full report on your house, its sigil and words, your dynastic lines and history.”
His smirk dying, Lord O’Neill sat down in the nearest chair in front of him. “I’m sure the Citadel would, whoever they are,” he said, “But most of that would be meaningless to them, and I don’t have my family tree to hand. What a shame.”
Bran frowned. That didn’t sound right, like the Canadian’s parents didn’t care about it. “You weren’t made to learn your family tree?”
O’Neill looked at Bran properly for the first time, before his eyes widened. “You’re Brandon Stark, right? And this must be Rickon?”
Rickon nodded so quickly, Bran thought his brother’s eyes might fall out. His little brother was in awe of the man.
“They are indeed Lord Bran and Lord Rickon,” Luwin said, “Do you have an answer for the little lord’s question?”
O’Neill leaned forward and inspected the map, tracing the Kingsroad with his finger. “We don’t need to learn our family trees. They’re public knowledge. Our … libraries all have copies, and we have proof of identity that cannot be forged.”
“Impossible,” Luwin scoffed, “Paper and ink can be made to say anything with a skilled hand. It is why forgery is such a grave crime in these lands.”
“If it’s that easy, why did you bother asking for mine?” O’Neill said, making an open gesture with his hands, “And I didn’t say the proof was a piece of paper. We have ways.”
“What ways are those?” Luwin asked.
Lord O’Neill’s eyes narrowed, and he responded in his own language. “Ask me bollocks, you nosy aul...”
Bran didn’t understand the words exactly, but knew they were not friendly.
“Getting along, Sergeant?” said a voice. Two men entered the library, both dressed similarly to O’Neill. One was Duquesne, the Canadian leader. Another was smaller, only a few years older than Robb or Jon. Both were carrying black bags of a strange, even sided shape. The strange windows, Bran thought, What do they want here?
Lord O’Neill shot to his feet, and made a hand gesture to the side of his head in the direction of Duquesne. Both of the other Canadians returned the salute. “Shooting the figurative stuff, sir, that’s all.”
Lord Duquesne glared up at Lord O’Neill, both towering over the table. The third Canadian hovered nearby, looking up at Shaggydog and mouthing words at him.
“Lord Duquesne, welcome,” Luwin said, “And who this is?” He gestured to the third man.
“Louis Sayer,” replied the younger man, with a small wave to Bran and Rickon.
Bran knew that name, he had heard Lord Karstark whispering to Lord Umber about it in one of the meetings. He tried to jump out of his seat, but his body didn’t respond even if his mind was excited. “The Otherbane! He killed White Walkers.”
Lord Sayer rubbed the back of his neck, face going red. Meanwhile, Lord O’Neill rumbled out a single chuckle, until Lord Duquesne glared at him again.
“What were you discussing before I came in just now?” their leader asked.
Luwin sat down again, sweeping the table in front of him with his grey sleeves. “Lord O’Neill’s house,” he said, “Sigil, words, dynastic tree, those sorts of things. The Citadel records all such details, even for foreigners that do business in Westeros. Lords rely on maesters to have information on all noble houses.”
There was an awkward silence for a moment, as the Canadians exchanged glances. Bran couldn’t understand why. Surely it was easy to answer.
Lord O’Neill crossed his arms. “What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?”
Duquesne rounded the larger man, and began to explain. “Maester, our ‘realm’ attracts people from all over the world, from the highest and lowest classes. Not even our Queen is a native by blood. In fact, the only person here that can claim to be truly from the first people who lived in Canada is Sayer over there.” He thumbed over his shoulder at the Otherbane.
Lord Sayer gave a strange hand signal, sticking his thumb up from a clenched fist. Bran thought it looked funny, and made the gesture back to Sayer. The youngest Canadian laughed quietly to himself and said something in the Canadian tongue.
Maester Luwin nodded once. “Can Lord Sayer tell us of his house?”
Sayer opened his mouth to speak, but Duquesne cut him off. “Maester Luwin, as much as I would enjoy a deep examination of this subject, we are leaving tomorrow for Moat Cailin. We’re in a hurry.”
“Not all the lords are happy,” Bran thought aloud, to the maester’s disapproval, “You don’t want to cause a fight.”
Duquesne looked down at Bran, with a glint of approval in his eye. “Better that we give them some time to cool off,” he said, before addressing the maester again, “We are going to use some of our tools to copy books that will be of use to us. Lord Robb has given us permission. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.”
Maester Luwin remained quiet and defiant, ignoring that all three Canadians were staring at him.
Bran was surprised at the maester’s bravery. These were men that had killed White Walkers, brought wights to Winterfell, taken Castle Black, all the the very weapons that hung from their bodies now. He began to worry that they might start arguing. Summer began growling at Duquesne.
Luwin looked up and finally spoke again. “You ask for information yet refuse to give it. Curious.”
Duquesne spread his hands. “We asked for information and got permission,” he said, “You simply began interrogating my subordinates.”
“If it is manners that concern you, I apologise for being forward,” Luwin continued, “Nonetheless, your refusal to answer my enquiries is suspicious, my lord. Do you have something to hide?”
“As I said, we are leaving tomorrow. Time is a factor.”
“You can speak and copy simultaneously. We do so in the Citadel even as novices, and our tools appear more burdensome than yours.”
Duquesne scowled. “Maester, how can we ask you for books and discuss their contents while also discussing our ‘houses’ with you?”
“I am sure it can be accommodated.”
Lord Duquesne took in a breath sharply. Bran could tell he was losing his patience. “I’m not. We’ve got twelve hours work ahead of us and at best six to accomplish it.”
Summer’s growls finally erupted into a loud bark, just as Bran felt the argument was about to come to a head. All the Canadians and Luwin looked at the direwolf, and the sounds of Shaggydog knocking over chairs on the floor above as he moved to join his brother wolf echoed down the tower. Bran looked to Rickon and saw tears in his eyes.
Lord Duquesne saw the wolves, and how upset Rickon was, and hung his head for a moment. “Sorry, boys,” he said, raising his head and looking to Bran and Rickon, “It was rude of me to have this disagreement in front of you. I’m sure this is a scary time for you without me making it worse.”
Rickon nodded fiercely. “I want Mother and Father back. I want Sansa and Arya.”
Shaggydog quieted, followed quickly by Summer. They both lay down, but remained on watch.
Bran was glad. “I want them back too,” he said, “Are you going to help Robb get our family back?” Rickon stood up and nodded rapidly again, wanting the answer too.
The Canadian leader scratched his chin, then shook his head. “Not all the way to where your family are being kept. Our laws are strict, and it’s not really our fight. But the Lannisters are in our way, and I’m told they’re too stubborn to just let us through… Which is why we need to know as much as we can.”
Maester Luwin would not give up. “The Citadel would be pleased just with a summary from each of you. Then I would be glad to assist you.”
“Wonder who’s more stubborn,” Lord O’Neill said quietly, “The Lannisters or this bykavala?”
“I assure you, the answer is that I am,” Luwin said, “In this realm, to claim noble blood is no small thing. If…”
Duquesne held up a hand. “Okay, maester. Alright. Your colleague at Castle Black was equally interested, so I believe you. And I get the feeling that denying this information to you would delay us more than just giving you your summary.”
Bran yawned. An enquiry about heraldry was not the question he would’ve asked the Canadians.
“Let’s talk over at the other table,” Duquesne said, “I’m sure the wolves can watch the children for a few minutes.”
“I’m sure the wolves could put up a better fight too,” Maester Luwin said, as he took up his writing quill and an inkpot, then pulled a large roll of parchment from his large grey sleeves. Lord Duquesne followed him to the other table, leaving Bran and Rickon behind.
Lord Sayer quickly joined Lord O’Neill at the table, both hanging up their helmets by the straps on the backs of their chairs. They rolled up the map and took the two boxes for the magic windows out. They began speaking in their own tongue, tapping their fingers and thumbs on smaller boxes in their hands.
Bran watched carefully, and to his disappointment, they paid no attention to him and the magic windows were not facing him. He almost wanted to call for Hodor from the outer balcony, to move him. But he thought it was no good. He didn’t know how Hodor would react to the Canadians, or how the Canadians would react to Hodor moving him.
Sad, he decided to try what his Father would have expected and returned to his own study on the houses of Westeros. He moved onto the Iron Islands section of the book, a place he did not usually pay much attention to. He started with House Greyjoy, simply because they were first, before moving onto House Harlaw, the house of Theon’s mother, and so forth.
After some time, the words and drawings seem to flow together, and Bran just stared at the open pages. When he finally was able to look up, the world seemed to blur and went still. The candles lighting the space blazed brighter and taller, throwing orange light through the air like strings.
A three-eyed crow landed on the head of an empty chair and cawed quietly, the only thing that he could focus on.
At first, Bran did not recognise it, but memories of what had happened just before he woke in his bed flooded in. He remembered flying, then the cold from the window and the warmth of Summer staring down at him.
Listen, the crow whispered.
“Listen to what?” Bran asked.
Listen to the Last Men, the crow urged, The men who fell up through the spiral to the Laughing Tree, back the way the Children once made and perished down.
The bird’s head turned to the Canadians. Suddenly, they began moving again. Their fingers made strange tapping sounds, as they touched at the bottom part of their strange boxes rapidly. A white-blue glow lit up their faces from the parts that stood upright.
“I forgot to ask,” said Lord Sayer, still watching his window, “How did dismissing the Laughing Tree guys go? The Ell-Tee got them the right to live in their ancestral homes, right?”
Bran didn’t know how, but he knew that Lord Sayer was speaking in the Canadian tongue, yet he understood most of the words. He almost gasped when he realised that he had understood before; when Lord O’Neill had insulted Maester Luwin.
The older Canadian stopped touching the box and blew out a breath. “He did, and they didn’t fecking use it. Every man and woman said they would come south with us. I expected Ygritte to want to come along, maybe Ryk too, but the whole lot of them said they weren’t going to kneel. They told the lieutenant to send a message to those back in Molestown to hold off on taking the deal too. Even Marcach and his unicorn riders agreed.”
Sayer looked up from his window. “I’m glad. They’ve been good to us.”
O’Neill shook his head. “They’ll slow us down, Sayer. Slow us down to the point we’ll have to fight a half dozen battles like the one they fought against the Norreys. We aren’t going to be able to just drive on past the armies fighting, we’ll have to move at the same pace as the Stark host. And if we do find a way home, there’s no guarantee any of them will be able to come with us. They’ll be stuck without friends here. Not sure they’ll be safe afterwards if we do bring them.”
Lord Sayer shifted in his seat. “What do you think we should do?” he asked, “Leave them behind?”
“It might have been for the best,” Lord O’Neill replied, “But when I suggested it to the lieutenant, he shot it down. Said the idea of joining the Starks against the Lannisters with experienced and well-drilled troops was a good threat to hold over the latter’s head, when we ask for safe passage.”
“Do you think we’ll get safe passage?”
Lord O’Neill grimaced. “Not a fuckin’ chance. At the end of the day, we delivered the Starks reinforcements and we have no other leverage over them until we demonstrate our weapons.”
Sayer smirked. “The Ell-Tee doesn’t want to leave Ygritte behind. That’s the real reason.”
O’Neill rolled his eyes. “He’s young, but he’s not as young as you, Private . He doesn’t want to leave any of them behind.”
Sayer looked at him, saying nothing for a long moment, before resuming the tapping with his fingers. The man’s face was sour, like Rickon when he didn’t get a lemon cake from Sansa.
“What is it?” Lord O’Neill asked.
Lord Sayer hesitated. “It doesn’t matter.”
“I’ll decide that, Private. Tell me.”
Sayer moved his window machine out of the way and leaned forward on his elbows to whisper. “The Free Folk believe we won’t go home. Or the Laughing Tree does, anyway.”
Lord O’Neill leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms. “The chances of us finding someone who can help us at the Isle of Faces is high. The Ell-Tee spoke to some lords about it. The isle has never been conquered, and it’s a big chunk of land. There has to be a reason no noble has taken it for themselves. Considering the lords in the south worship different gods, I doubt they left it alone due to religious faith...”
Sayer held up a hand. “No, no, that’s not what I mean. They think we’ll go to the Isle, open up a portal or something to Canada. Some believe they’ll be able to come home with us. Others that our entire army will come to Westeros, to save them from the Long Night and kick some kneeler ass too.”
O’Neill laughed. “They may be right.”
Lord Sayer cocked his head. “Are they?”
“Sure, if we can go home, I’m not sure there’s a reason why they couldn’t come with us. And I’m sure our government wouldn’t tolerate such conditions on our doorstep. Though the Free Folk best pray the door isn’t that easy to open from both sides, or else it’s a gateway to nearly free real estate. It’s a good thing we disappeared in the middle of the Enn-Double-You-Tee, else we’d probably see half of our world try to seize this one for themselves.”
Sayer’s brow creased with anger. “Would they do that? Take over another world? Could they?”
“Most of the world would happily conquer this place,” O’Neill shrugged, “They’d cheer if their own countries were the core of empire. Count on that. Ironically you and I were born in two cultures that generally has learned the real lesson about that, but we’re very much the minority where human beings are concerned. And maybe our people would change their minds if given the chance.”
The two Canadians froze in place again, and their outlines fogged like before. Bran felt panic seize his heart. “They’re going to attack us?!”
The crow cocked its head. They could , the crow replied, Yet they cannot. And these ones would not, though I cannot be sure.
Irritated by that answer, Bran wanted to shoo the bird away. Does that mean yes or no? “Then what are they talking about?” he asked.
They are powerful, the crow said, They can help. But like all magical assistance, their help will come with a cost.
“How do you know?” Bran asked, “Have you seen their world?”
Not for thousands of years, the crow squawked, Not since the Children attempted to flee from it. This matters not. I saw them fight the Enemy. I saw them breach the Wall. I saw them take Castle Black. I have listened to them when I could, to learn. I have failed.
“Why?” Bran asked, “Why let me listen to them?”
Because I cannot ask them questions, the crow cawed, But you can.
“Which questions?” Bran asked.
The ones you want to ask, the crow whispered, before cawing loudly, Ask what your heart yearns to know of them. I shall hear you both.
A nudge to his side impacted his ribs firmly but without pain. Bran shot up in his seat, his forehead sore from where he had been resting it on his arms. He looked this way and that, finding the world had returned to normal. The three-eyed crow was nowhere to be seen. Summer stood beside him, clearly the source of the nudge. Across the room, Maester Luwin was putting a tome on top of a pile of them, as Lord Duquesne supervised. The other Canadians stared.
“You okay over there?” Lord O’Neill asked, “I mean, are you hurt?” The Canadian was no longer speaking his own language, but Common.
“No,” Bran said, “I was dreaming.”
Sayer snorted. “Yeah, that book doesn’t look very interesting,” he said, “It’s one we already have though, the one about noble houses?”
O’Neill nodded sagely and raised his eyes upwards. “Jesus, that one. Even with the magic, it’s a slog.”
Bran bit his lip, wondering if he should do what he had been told. But the answers promised to be too good and time too short to hesitate much more. He watched Sayer, wondering how to start. The younger Canadian noticed at once. “What is it?”
“How did you fight the White Walkers? How did you breach the Wall?”
Notes:
Next chapter: Dalla at the Nightfort!
Chapter 37: The Queen Upon The Wall
Chapter Text
DALLA
A wind from the east rolled over the fresh snow and through the trees to cut deep. The looming Wall somehow turned the gust in on itself, stronger and colder than any wind of the South ought to be. Little flurries of snow were picked off the ground and swirled, a beautiful sight but one that somehow made it colder.
Steadying her horse for a moment, Dalla bundled Mance's cloak closer to herself, fingers gripping both the black wool and the red silk inside. It still smelled like him, and she never let it out of her sight. She knew it was a weakness, something that other chieftains might scoff at. But she missed him.
Even Mance's letter from Winterfell, written by the Starks' maester and signed by Val, hadn't stopped her wearing the cloak every day. It was more a crown than the ring of antlers he had fashioned for his actual symbol of kingship, she knew. Some of the chieftains resented her for wearing it in Mance's place, a fact she knew would amuse him.
Over the top of the next hill, the camp of the kneelers was encircled by large stakes, and the kneelers themselves were milling about. The tents that had been put up were now fully exposed to the wind, having been safe behind the lee of the hill the night before, when the wind had blown in from the east. The Crows had the good sense to have wind guards made of canvas. The Wull clansmen of the southwest mountains did not, and likely had spent the darkness of the early morning huddled around the campfires, tired and getting snowed on. All to our advantage, Dalla thought, And we outnumber them.
At her back, the warriors of the Thenn and the White Masks were gathering in front of the Nightfort, while the Giants on their mammoths revealed themselves from the nearby forest. The kneelers had few horsemen; they had been lured in and now could be destroyed, if her words did not reach them.
She almost missed the soft padding on the wet snow behind her, until her horse turned its head and snorted. Styr's scarred, earless head bobbed into view alongside his new steel speartip. The man soon came alongside the horse, and gripped the animal by the bit.
"You should not be here alone," Styr said in the Old Tongue.
Dalla leaned over in the saddle to look him in the eye. "Someone has to talk to them," she replied, "Other than the old Lord Crow. Where is he?"
Styr glanced back over his shoulder, before spitting to the side. "Taking his time," he said, "But you do not understand me. You do not speak for the Thenn. Mance can, but he has bested us in battle. You have not."
Far from taking offence, Dalla knew that the Magnar's support relied on Mance being the better man. She straightened up in the saddle again. "I know I am not Mance. You are free to stay and talk. These kneelers should know who they propose to face in battle. Any of the chieftains can come too, should they wish."
Styr smiled widely, revealing yellowed teeth. "Do you intend to tell them this?"
Dalla smiled back. "No. They're the fools if they do not realise it. Though mayhaps you are a fool for thinking you can speak to Andals who only speak the Andal tongue."
The Magnar rumbled out laughter, causing the horse to shake its head in surprise. "You are a wise woman, for your age."
"Queen-like?"
"I know not what a queen is supposed to be like."
"Then watch."
Styr laughed again, before looking behind him once more as the sound of hooves approached. The Halfhand and the Lord Crow were riding up with a bannerman, wights tied up in furs across the rumps of their mounts, the all-black banner streaming above their heads in front of them.
Why bother with a banner if there is nothing on it? Dalla wondered.
"Your Grace," Mormont said as he stopped his horse, before coughing into his glove.
"Dalla," the Halfhand added, with a bow of the head, "Magnar."
"Lord Crow and the Halfhand are late," Styr intoned in the Old Tongue.
Mormont grunted with annoyance, before responding in broken Old Tongue of his own. "Lord Crow would not be tardy if the Magnar of the Thenns had killed Rattleshirt and the Weeper years ago." He touched where the arrow had entered with two fingers over the top of his armour and clothes, wincing at the pressure.
Dalla and Styr shared an amused smirk, before the Magnar replied. "Though he speaks true, Lord Crow is healing well if he can joke while doing so."
"Long may he live," Dalla agreed, "What do you think of our chances here, Mormont?"
Lord Crow nudged his horse forwards a few steps. He examined the forming Shadow Tower-Wull host as it gathered in front of their hill camp, searching for something. If the old kneeler found it, Dalla could not tell. "You have the advantage, your Grace," Mormont said at last, in the Common Tongue this time, "Though victory is far from a certainty."
"My fellow rangers at the Shadow Tower have seen and fought giants before," Halfhand added in Old Tongue, "And if they're smart, they'll wheel against the less experienced White Masks to get them running. Then turn against your Thenns while you're busy with the Wulls, Magnar."
"I know not these Wulls," Styr said, "But they shall soon know the new spears of the Thenn."
Not about to be ignored, Dalla cleared her throat. "That is not what I intend, Magnar," she said sternly, "Nor is it what I asked, Mormont. Will your brothers listen to us? Will the Wulls heed the words of the Stark?"
Mormont frowned. "Ser Denys is a stubborn man. He thinks much of his noble upbringing in the south. He is a good leader, but he is cautious."
"He spent many years beyond the Wall ranging," the Halfhand objected, "That makes many men cautious. It's the Wulls you have to convince, if they will not accept the word of Robb Stark."
Dalla spotted a group of mounted kneelers exit the hill camp at last, led by an old, bald Crow and another man carrying the same black banner that flew above her own head. Just behind was the fattest man she had ever laid her eyes on, carrying a shield coloured blue with brown buckets icons stitched to it. The South truly is rich, she thought. "We shall see soon enough."
The riders dispersed briefly to organise their hosts, the fat man shouting at the Wulls while the bald Crow merely pointed to his lesser brothers. Slowly but surely, the kneelers began to come together for battle, shield next to shield.
Not about to be caught unready, Dalla nodded at Styr as soon as she saw the kneeler warriors begin to draw up in a proper line.
The Magnar took a horn from beneath his white fur cloak to his lips. A loud drone erupted from it, a signal to the warriors of the Free Folk to prepare to fight too. The Thenns quickly formed a tidy shieldwall from the Nightfort itself. The White Masks came together beside them, and the Giants to their left. The blue and white banner with the badge of Jorumun's horn in gold was raised above the White Masks.
The sight stirred Dalla, her heart clenching with some emotion she could not identify. The banner of the Free Folk had been raised once more to battle south of the Wall. Though this time, it was her decision whether battle would happen. Though not hers alone.
The kneeler chiefs quickly regrouped, and came riding to meet her own knot of leaders.
The bald Crow arrived first, the fat Wull chief struggled to keep up, allowing the watchman to make the first greeting.
"Lord-Commander," the Crow said, with a glance to Dalla and Styr, "Greetings from the Shadow Tower and House Wull." The Wull chief finally caught up, and inclined his head respectfully in greeting to Mormont, completely disregarding the presence of anyone else.
Dalla frowned, annoyed she had been ignored. Mormont had said the Shadow Tower's chief was a courteous fellow, raised in the ways of nobility in the Far South.
She quickly guarded against any further expression on her face, and gestured discreetly to Styr to remain calm as well. A good idea, for she found him gripping his spear tightly enough to whiten his knuckles. Lord Crow better do what he said he would now, or there'll most definitely be a battle.
"Ser Denys, Lord Wull," Mormont began, returning the greeting and bow of the head before gesturing to Dalla, "This is her Grace, Dalla, Queen of the Free Folk."
"Queen of the wildlings, you mean," the fat Wull puffed, his breath smoking in the cold air, "For the moment."
Kneelers, Dalla thought to herself, Quick to give insult over titles. Quick to take offence. She knew some statements could not be ignored though.
"Queen upon the Wall and of the Gift," Dalla replied curtly, "My grandfather is Mors Umber, Lord of Last Hearth. Though the only thing that matters is that our host is both larger and swifter than yours, so mind your tongue Lord Wull, or I'll make you a feast for the cave dwellers. They'd love to gobble up such a rich man."
Lord Wull's turned a deep red, the idea of throwing him to the cannibals robbing him of his words.
Styr snorted and spat, looking the fat man over. He asked what had been said, and Dalla told him. The Magnar snorted again. "As if the cave men deserve such a feast."
Ser Denys Mallister was not suffering from the same affliction as the Wull. "Not the first time I've heard that threat from a wildling, little girl, it does not amuse me," he said, before turning to Mormont, "Is it true that she's from Umber stock?"
"Aye," said Mormont, "Her mother has the look of her own mother, as does the sister in softer form. They all have the Umber look across here." He held up two fingers together and waved across his eyes.
The Mallister scowled, but seemed to accept Mormont's word. "You would know," the bald Crow said, "Though that does not aid us in untangling this predicament. Lord Wull has grievances. Word has come to us that a wildling warband broke the Norrey host on the Kingsroad at the Last Inn, and was last seen riding like the seven hells towards Winterfell."
"How can a man of the north sit beside a wildling queen in such a time?" the fat Wull proclaimed, "I have sent my sons to Winterfell to fight the Lannisters and free Lord Stark. But how can Lord Robb lead them to do so? With wildlings in among our homes?"
Mormont looked to Dalla. He was giving her the chance to deliver the news. She smiled at him in thanks, before declaring, "There is no conflict. The Norreys were coming to invade the Gift, which is now our land. The warband that defeated them was on a peace mission, they simply helped the nearby Kingsblood clan defend their families."
The fat Wull scoffed and said something in a tone that made it clear the words were an insult. Dalla clicked her tongue, to get the man's attention again.
"The peace mission was fruitful. Two days ago, a raven arrived from Winterfell. Lord Robb Stark has recognised my husband, Mance Rayder, as King of Wall and Gift. In return, the Free Folk will send men to march with the lords of your realm to free Lord Stark from the Far South. We'll also provide hostages and gold. The pact was sealed with a marriage between my sister and Lord Robb's brother, Jon."
"Impossible," the Wull responded.
"We have proof," Dalla said firmly, "By sacred oath, you and I are now allies, Lord Wull, and it is our right to choose who commands the defence of the Wall. If your banner men attack us, you will be breaking your oath to Winterfell."
The fat Wull expanded every further, before finally exploding. "What lies! I cannot believe…"
"Lord Wull," Mormont interrupted, "I have known you a long time. Would you call me a liar? Would you know me to forge documents or messages to get my way or save my life?"
The fat Wull chewed on air for a moment, before shaking his head slowly. "No, Lord Commander."
Mormont rode forward until he was beside the Wull, and pulled out a series of large raven scrolls. "We received these from Winterfell. As you can see, the seals are genuine. Queen Dalla speaks true, Lord Robb has seen far more sense in peace than war with the wildlings, in light of the joint threat of the Others and the Lannisters."
Lord Wull snatched the messages from Mormont's palm, furiously reading them. Dalla was impressed the man could read at all. The mountain clans of the south did not have the reputation for that ability, not any more than her own people did. And she could tell that every word he read brought him closer to acceptance of how things were.
That just left the bald Crow to deal with.
"Ser Denys, our agreement with the Starks leaves the men of the Shadow Tower without any friends."
"So it seems," the bald Crow replied, "Though that will not sway me."
"And the word of your Lord Commander? Your own ranger? Will you be swayed by that?"
The bald Crow pulled his beard and looked to Mormont. "My Lord Commander is a prisoner, in truth. I am loathe to believe he would be your mouthpiece simply to save his life, but it is a risk I cannot ignore. Qhorin, would you have us lay down our arms?"
The Halfhand shook his head. "Not them down, no. Take them up to fight the real enemy, which certainly isn't Dalla and her people. Not any more." He looked to Mormont for support. Lord Crow said nothing, merely looking up at the Wall in response.
Is he trying to say something by looking there? Annoyed by this, Dalla opened her mouth to speak, but a better idea crossed her mind and closed it again. She instead spoke quietly to Styr for a moment. The Magnar's face tightened, a web of wrinkles spreading as far as the top of his own bald head. He moved behind, to the horse of the man carrying Mance's banner.
"What are you doing?" the fat Wull asked, as his gaze finally moved from the raven scrolls again. The others watched Styr closely, as he retrieved the fur roll. Soon, it was dumped on the ground in between the two groups, and untied. The furs stirred as the wight sensed its legs were no longer restrained, and the thing stood up awkwardly, curling over in order to get the necessary balance with its hands tied behind its back.
The wight had once been a man. His fox fur and elk skin clothes marked him a member of the northern forest tribes, and they were torn to shreds, barely holding together enough to stay on his body. It was impossible to tell what his other features once looked like. His skin was covered in deep wounds and blackened in blotches all over, his hair and beard slick with grey-black grease, and his eyes glowed blue. It twitched and shook, its grey tongue lolling this way and that, as it spun and turned, as if confused about who to attack first.
When the smell of the thing overpowered the cold and hit her nose, Dalla felt nausea creep up her throat, forcing her to hold it down consciously. Gods, where did Sealskinner get this one? Even the kneeler horses neighed and backed off in protest.
"What is that?" the fat Wull asked, reaching for his longsword.
"A wight," said Ser Denys, his teeth bared, "By the Seven, it's a hells-damned wight."
The thing attempted to rush at the bald Crow, but Styr caught its foot with the butt of his spear, sending it sprawling, before he planted his foot on its back to pin it to the ground. Ser Denys' horse reared in protest, but the old man got it under control quickly and held up a hand to his own host to remain calm.
He's no fool, at least, Dalla thought. "The old tales are true," she said, "The Others have come again. They have been digging up old graves and choosing the nomad clans to kill to make more wights. Now they have begun killing the rest of us. That is why Mance was able to unite us, why we have come south, and why there is nothing that will ever convince us to go north while the dead walk."
The fat Wull and the bald Crow exchanged looks. "You came out here to talk," Ser Denys said, "So talk."
Dalla pulled Mance's cloak closer to her. "Lord Wull will leave the Gift entirely. We do not mind him guarding where our land meets his, but he must leave. The Shadow Tower will continue with you as chief, Ser Denys, and you will join your fellow Crows keeping to your oath in defending the Wal, as you have always done. From Free Folk and wights. The only way anyone must come south is through the Nightfort, Castle Black or Eastwatch. This is what we agreed with our allies."
"We defeated the men who came to kill us," Ser Denys said, "The men you sent. What guarantee do I have you won't send men to do the same again, this time from the south? What stops us starving when your warriors take the villages I rely on to feed and clothe my men?"
"Nothing," Dalla said, "It is true that we have not heard from the clans sent to attack you by Westwatch. If they are truly defeated, then you may have the lands they were to be granted. Everything between Sentinel Stand to the sea in the west, and south until the foothills of the clansmountains."
"That is far less land than the Shadow Tower commands presently," Ser Denys complained.
Be glad you can have that much, Dalla wanted to say. But Mance had prepared her for this problem. Mance knew the bald Crow well. Ser Denys Mallister had been the man who convinced the father of her child that life on the Wall was not worth living, after all.
"I cannot offer what I do not have. The clans that would have settled there are dead or very much weakened by their attack on you, and they were misliked by most of us. In truth by giving you the land, it prevents a fight over who among our other tribes should get it instead. But the rest of what you control is to be the new home of tribes that are not so weakened or so hated. I cannot take that from them any more than your king can take a lord's land without cause."
Ser Denys shook his head. "We must talk of your… offer," he said.
Dalla nodded slowly. "I thought you would." She pointed to the wight. "Take that with you. Show your men. They must know."
Dalla awaited the response of the kneelers with Styr and Morna, where the White Masks and the Thenns joined in the battle line. It was hard to tell from a distance, but the opposing warbands of Crows and Wulls seemed to group together in their own formations. There were far more Wulls, but most would be old men and boys. The real warriors had already gone south to join the Starks for battle against their southern enemies.
"Will they accept?" Morna asked, her voice muffled a little by her weirwood mask.
Dalla pursed her lips, thinking about that herself. "They would be fools not to," she said, "But after the Crows told the Canadians to kneel or die, I'll never again question how foolish kneelers can be."
Morna made a noise from her throat. "We should attack," she said, "Kill them all. Say it happened before we received the messages from Winterfell."
"What about Lord Crow and the Halfhand?"
"Kill them too."
Dalla shook her head. "Do you think me soft-headed?" she said, "The Crows are the only ones that can keep the Wall standing. Do you think our people will happily go up there to repair it?"
"The Crow smiths now make steel for us," Styr added, "And the bronzesmiths among the Thenn have begun to learn from them. Don't dare kill them, White Mask, or I'll have your skin as a coat."
Morna hissed curses at the man. Styr was unimpressed, which seemed to make Morna more angry. Not about to let her chieftains get into a fight over the matter, Dalla raised a hand and stepped between them. "Now isn't the time for insults. The kneelers are watching us as much as we are watching them."
With a dismissive wave, Morna left and went over to join her own tribe's battle line, clearly still insulted. Styr just stood, his eyes locked on the kneeler's hill camp. Dalla sighed deeply, wishing Mance would hurry back. Why must I herd these wolves?
A young boy came running from the Nightfort through the rows of men and spearwives, catching blows from the palms of annoyed warriors. Dalla slapped Styr on the shoulder to get his attention, and motioned to the newcomer with her head. Together, they watched the young man as he finally made it, bruised but otherwise unharmed, and panting like a dog.
"What is it, boy?" Styr asked.
"Varamyr," came the answer.
"What of him?"
"He's just come through the tunnel." The boy pointed back at the Nightfort.
Dalla raised her brow, and felt her heart flutter with panic. The warband that Varamyr commanded was the last thing she wanted to march into the situation at the moment. She had just offered away their new lands to the Shadow Tower for peace.
"How many, boy?" she asked
"How many what?" he asked back.
"How many warriors does Six Skins have with him?"
The boy blinked, and looked between Dalla and Styr like he had been asked how the stars were created. "He's alone. Doesn't even have his skins any more."
Styr rubbed his mouth with his hand for a moment. "If the Crows had defeated Varamyr that badly, they would have cawed far louder."
"Something else has happened," Dalla agreed, "I'll go back and see."
"What about the kneelers?"
Dalla mounted her horse again before answering. "If they accept our offer, send their leaders to me. We'll eat with them tonight and see them on their way at first light."
"And if they don't accept?"
"Kill them all."
With that command given to a man who would happily do as he was told for once, Dalla kicked her horse and rode it along the front of the Thenn battle line towards the Wall. As it loomed only a few feet from her, she turned and aimed the horse for the west entrance of the Nightfort.
The few remaining Giants left behind to guard it parted, allowing her entrance. The inside yards of the castle now played host to a full camp of their people. It was overgrown with trees and scattered with stones from the Canadian breach of the tunnel, but that only provided cover from the wind and places to sit.
Baby mammoths, young giants and their mothers sat here and there, watching as Dalla passed by. She made good time with the camp mostly emptied for battle beyond the castle, and soon arrived at the entrance to the tunnel through the Wall. It was daytime and yet the thing seemed to breath in the light around it. The dark stone reminded her of dragonglass in that way. No one was crossing through it; the way to the Nightfort on the northern side of the Wall was very wild, it was easier to use the paths to Castle Black.
Dalla found Varamyr with Lord Commander Mormont and the Halfhand of all people. The warg was leaning against the nearest tree to the tunnel mouth, with the Crows standing to either side of him, examining his body. To her surprise, the Halfhand was even offering a bowl of stew. She dismounted quickly and approached, and the surprises continued in a more unpleasant way.
The skinchanger's skins were indeed missing. Not a sign of the powerful snowbear, the wolves, the eagle or the shadowcat could be found.
Varamyr was also weaker and sicker than Dalla had ever seen him. He was always a small man, and not given to overpowering anyone with his own hands, but he was as gaunt as a starved wight and about as pale. Frost clung to the hair of his furs.
Dalla was forced to slow as she noticed these things, though the crunch of her steps on the snow drew the attention of the Crows. "Shall he die?"
"He's near death," Mormont said, "But he should recover."
Dalla wondered if it would be better if he didn't. Varamyr would almost certainly be a challenge to Mance's rule, and his agreement with the Starks. "Good," she said, leaving the decision to kill the man later to Mance when he returned, "Has he spoken?"
"Of course I've spoken," Varamyr rasped in complaint, "I'm not dead yet, girl."
Anger rising from her lungs, Dalla's hesitation to approach died and she soon stood over the skinchanger, hand resting on her dagger. Varamyr looked up at her, waiting for whatever she had come to do, though he sucked in the steaming stew spooned to him by the Halfhand eagerly.
"Speak," Dalla said, "You've said something to these Crows, or else they'd be opening your stomach, not filling it."
Varamyr took another spoonful of stew before answering. "I've seen her. The Corpse Queen."
Dalla nearly asked him to repeat himself. The Corpse Queen? "The woman who made the Night's King declare war on both the Free Folk and the Watch?"
"The one who disappeared when we retook this castle from him," Mormont said, "Maester Aemon has been speaking to me of the old stories, and the Tarly boy has been finding more of them in the library."
Varamyr nodded as he chewed. "We were coming here after the Crows of the Shadow Tower knocked us back. Most of us were still alive then. White Walkers caught up to us. No wights, just walkers."
There was silence, as Dalla and the Crows considered what that could mean. The White Walkers were never alone. They always had undead to throw at the living.
"They approached from the rear. We had dragonglass. I had that thing. It really works, the Walkers die when cut by it. Tell everyone." He pointed at a wooden club with dragonglass shards poking out of all sides of it.
"I managed to kill enough of them with my skins and my obsidian, and rallied the warriors to kill the last of them. Then she appeared, as beautiful as the tales, shining blue eyes, shining long hair, skin as white as snow. Along with seven more walkers. Those fucking ice arrows started flying then, and a blizzard closed in. Our warbands died quickly. My skins died, except my snowbear. She carried me away from the killing. Thought she would chase and kill me. I was half right."
"What do you mean?" Dalla asked.
Varamyr coughed and gestured for more stew. It was given to him. "The Corpse Queen had no intention of killing me, once my warband was dead. She followed me for all this time. She whispered on the wind, promising me glory and power. Every time I refused, a blizzard came."
Dalla shuddered. What does the Corpse Queen want with Varamyr? "You refused?"
Holding his sides, Varamyr laughed, spitting a little of the stew out. "I know the tales of the Night's King as well as anyone. I'll not be slave to any one, especially not a murderous barren woman. And what would be my reward for that? To live in a world of the dead? No sane man would accept."
"There have been unusual blizzards just north of the Wall," Halfhand asked, "Were they her doing?"
"Did she follow you here, Six Skins?" Mormont added, "Can we expect an attack?"
Varamyr laughed again. "Don't have Six Skins any more. Even my bear died from the last blizzard. But the answer is yes, Crow. She was near when I got to the ruined gate. Those Canadians did not lie. I saw what they did to the metal."
Terror gripped Dalla's heart. She and both Crows bolted quickly to where they could see down the tunnel to the other side, drawing their weapons. Dalla thought she saw a fluttering of cloth or hair move just out of sight as she finally got a look, but it was fleeting. A trick caused by her own fear. The only thing they could see on the other side was the dark shapes of trees and falling snow.
Varamyr laughed at them from afar, eating the stew himself now. "She can't get in here, you fools. Do none of you know the old stories? The Corpse Queen cannot pass the Wall or the Gorge, unless invited. That was the mistake of the Night's King, and why she is so lovely to the eye."
Dalla didn't know why, but she believed that. She scowled back, and wondered how Varamyr knew the tales himself. "Tell us that before!"
"Almost shit yourself, did you?"
"I'll shit you right up myself, Varamyr." Dalla shook the sword menacingly.
He continued laughing. "Your sword means nothing. After running from the High Priestess of the Others for this long, all that I've lost, everything you and the Crows do to threaten me is like a child cursing me. There's no mortal man alive that could scare me now. Not even the Canadian sorcery was as mighty."
I was right, he's going to be an irritation. Dalla made for the warg, wanting to slap him across the face with the flat of his sword, punishment for his slights. A group of riders appeared from the camp area, stopped her from reaching him in time. It was Ser Denys and the fat Wull, along with Morna White Mask and an escort of Thenns.
There'll be peace, for now, Dalla thought with elation, her rage at being exposed to utter terror melting away, The Crows and kneelers accepted the offer. She looked to Varamyr. And maybe he'll quieten when he realises the man that beat him back across the Bridge of Skulls is here as an ally.
"Ser Denys," Dalla called, "If you're here, that means we have an agreement."
The bald Crow grit his teeth, and gripped the silver eagle clasp on his cloak. "We do."
The admission was honest, Dalla thought, even if it was not pleasing to him.
"There's something you need to hear," Mormont added, as the men began to dismount, "Have you met Varamyr Six Skins before?"
Ser Denys froze mid-step, his lips curling back with anger. Before he could say something he would regret or simply run Varamyr through, Dalla flourished her own sword and sheathed it again. It had the intended effect of being a reminder that everyone there was now allied, or at least acted as enough of a threat for the bald Crow to restrain himself.
"We have met," Ser Denys said, "In battle."
Varamyr made no reply. Dalla felt better at once.
Chapter 38: Catelyn
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The banners atop the Gatehouse Tower came into view in the distance reluctantly. The morning fog that swirled and filled the low ground of the Neck like soup in a bowl, hiding almost everything and forcing the eyes to squint with concentration to see those things that peeked out from behind the veil. Eventually, white banner with a grey smudge could be seen, joined by black flag with a white one, both smudges the same vague shape of a wolf.
Catelyn pulled the reins on her horse, forcing the riding column to a halt. Her eyes locked to the two weakly flapping pieces of cloth, as a terror crawled up through her the likes of which she had never felt before.
It's all true, she realised. When Lord Wyman had told her of what had happened in her absence, she could scarce believe it. Wildlings in force south of the Wall for the first time in almost ninety years. Peace and alliance made by her son with the same wildlings rather than perpetual war. The Others come again, captured wights on the way from Eastwatch-by-the-Sea as proof to the world. Men from another world with sorcerous powers marching with Robb's host…
…And Jon Snow breaking his oath as a brother of the Night's Watch to be called a 'Stark of Moat Cailin', and given one of the most important holdings in the kingdom.
Catelyn knew why Robb had done such a thing. Not just the politics of the decision. She knew that war with the wildlings now would mean Ned's death, she knew that the lords had daughters and nieces in King's Landing as handmaidens, that the same lords would never have accepted a wildling marriage for Robb, that the wildlings had no regard for legitimacy of their children and yet would accept only a family link to the King Beyond the Wall.
Those reasons were not truly why Robb had made his brother a lord of the North. Robb had made Jon a Stark because Robb loved his half-brother with all his heart. Catelyn also knew that Robb did not truly have the authority to do such a thing. He was not a king nor was he Lord of Winterfell yet.
But it mattered not. Catelyn was no fool to think she could convince Robb to change his mind. Nor could she see his father, her husband, revoking the title from Jon. To do so would undermine Robb's future authority as Warden of the North… and Ned loved Jon too.
As Catelyn watched the white wolf and the grey wolf float together atop the Gatehouse Tower, she wondered how long it would be before they led their packs against each other. The Blackfyres proved the threat of bastards to their trueborn siblings, the fatal attraction of high title and lordly power to those without it. Would Jon Snow and his children prove otherwise? After the way I spoke to him before? After I did not speak to him at all?
"Niece!" shouted Ser Brynden, as he moved his horse in front of hers, sword drawn. As her uncle, he would not allow any harm to come to her. Nonetheless, Catelyn snapped out of her thoughts, her ears suddenly filled with the sound of thumping.
"Riders approaching, my lady," Ser Wendel shouted as he drew up beside her, his own sword in his hand.
His words proved true, but not in an expected way. Out of the fog, a great shape emerged and slid to a halt on the muddy grass in front of Ser Brynden.
The mount was no horse. It had a head like a mix between a bull and a horse, though greater, and a great horn protruded from it. Shaggy red-brown hair covered its body, and the smell of cattle followed it like a cloud.
Riding on the beast's back in a large horned saddle was a young YiTish woman with eyes and hair as black as night. She was dressed in mottled dark green, with a helm covered in fabric of the same colour and black leather boots. She had strange tools hanging from straps and belts all over her body, and a long knife in a sheath at her hip.
The only other time Catelyn had met any YiTish person was during a visit to King's Landing in her childhood. A delegation of traders had been in port with a cargo of fine silk from the East. The sudden appearance was so strange, she found herself struck dumb. Another dozen of the beasts poured out of the fog and lined up with the first. Their riders were dressed like men-at-arms, though she did not recognise the banner that one held on a spear; a red weirwood leaf on a white stripe in a red field.
"Stay!" Ser Brynden commanded, pointing his sword at the YiTish woman, "Who are you to thunder up the road without regard?! Identify yourselves!"
The YiTish woman's black eyes opened wide and her brow creased with displeasure. She reached behind her and unslung a strange length of metal with hand-grips on its underside and what looked like a small Myrish glass on the top. Catelyn knew it was some sort of weapon from the way it was held, and somehow knew to fear it. Finally, the woman straightened her back and raised her chin.
"I am Zheng Lian, Princess of Taipei, Elector of Vancouver!" she boomed at a volume Catelyn could scarce believe was possible from a woman her size, "I'll ride where I want. Put your swords away before I decide you want to use them." Behind her, the other riders of the beasts were shifting lances as long as barge-poles into more comfortable grips, ready to lower them and charge.
Ser Brynden lowered the point of his sword, but did not put it away. The Manderlys did not even concede that much, and kept their weapons ready. They were not in a yielding mood. "Stand aside and let us pass," Ser Brynden commanded, though he did not raise his voice, "We have business at the Moat."
The YiTish woman glanced upwards, at the Manderly banners, and then shot a pointed glance to the side of the road. "Looks to me like you can go around."
"So can you," Ser Brynden countered.
The YiTish woman's eyes narrowed to black slits. "Not sure the unicorns wouldn't sink in that ground," she said deliberately, "Besides, I'm a princess, remember? Shouldn't you be the one to stand aside? Are you a king?"
Ser Brynden cursed under his breath, his head moving as he examined the opposition. Catelyn feared a fight was inevitable… but the foreigner's words finally clicked. Lord Wyman had mentioned a princess among the wildlings from the far east, and the tale of unicorns at Winterfell. He had not said anything about YiTi, so it had not occurred to her at once that this woman was the one from the story of how the Wall had been breached.
These are wildlings, she thought of the men-at-arms, And the YiTish woman is a 'Canadian'.
There was no real danger, provided the men could be prevented from provoking a battle. Quickly, Catelyn nudged her horse forward past her uncle. "I am Lady Catelyn Stark," she said, "I am going to Moat Cailin to see my son. You will not stop me from doing so, princess or no. Stand aside or risk offending your new ally gravely."
Lady Lian's lips curled back in a frustrated grimace, followed by a most unladylike sharp breath through her unnaturally white teeth. What does she eat?
"Shit," the young woman said to no one in particular. Without so much as a look at Catelyn, the Canadian stood in her saddle and gave a large wave with the entirety of her arm. The unicorn riders soon began to encourage their beasts off the road, clearing the way.
She dresses like a man, carries weapons and curses like a fisherman, Catelyn thought, before Arya came to mind, Either she is no princess, or she is the most rebellious daughter I have ever seen.
Lady Lian was the last to move her mount off the road. "Strictly speaking, we're not your ally," she said, "But a Stark is a Stark. Your son is in the gatehouse. They're in the middle of a war council, I think."
Ser Brynden and the Manderlys finally put their swords away, to Catelyn's relief. "Thank you, Lady Lian," she said, "I would like to say well met, but this has been most … unusual."
The Canadian snorted a laugh. Has she no sense of etiquette at all? "Excuse me if I don't appreciate men pointing things at me uninvited." She clicked her tongue loudly, and gave a long command in a language Catelyn vaguely recognised as the Old Tongue. Impressive that she has learned the tongue so quickly.
The woman's unicorn followed the command and began plodding away. The others soon followed, across the very ground she had said would not support the weight of the beasts.
"What in the name of the gods has happened, niece?" Ser Brynden asked, "What manner of lady was that? What manner of creatures were they riding?"
"A foreigner," Catelyn replied, watching the woman over her shoulder, "Riding a unicorn."
"She was of the Canadians," Ser Wendel explained, "I was at Winterfell when she arrived."
Ser Brynden scowled and put away his sword. "The Canadians are YiTish?"
Ser Wendel shook his head. "Only she. An exiled princess, or so I recall."
Exile explains much of her behaviour, Catelyn thought, wondering how her own girls would have grown up if Ned had lost the Rebellion. If she had been forced to Braavos or beyond, would any of her children have learned the ways of lords and ladies of Westeros? She put the thought away as meaningless, and pressed on.
"Let us go to my son. He will have more answers."
Outriders loyal to her son soon found Catelyn's party, and she was escorted over the dark moat filled with lizard-lions as the rising sun burned away the morning fog at last.
The once mighty fortress was a shadow of itself. The walls had fallen long ago, the large stones littered around the raised ground they had once protected. Only three towers still stood, the double-topped Gatehouse, the thin Children's Tower and the leaning Drunkard's Tower. The famous wooden keep in the centre was nowhere in evidence, its beams and planks long since rotted and burned away.
Ser Brynden had exclaimed his disbelief at the state of the place, but Catelyn knew it was still deadly to anyone attacking it from the south. The surviving towers all faced south, guarding the causeway surrounded by bogs. Everything from snakes, the aforementioned lizard-lions and even the ghosts of the dead were said to make their abode in the Neck. Her explanation of this to her uncle was met with amusement.
The Stark banner and … Jon's banner flew over the Gatehouse. That had been no dream or hallucination. Karstark sunburst banner flew over the Drunkard's Tower. But it was the Children's Tower that drew Catelyn's eye. It flew no banner, yet who occupied it was quite obvious.
A strange pair of carts with small wheels and boxy structures on top sat directly beside. This could only be the 'crawler' described to her by Ser Wendel. The Canadians' sorcerous carriage. It did not move or make noise, and Catelyn wondered if it was such a thing that required sleep or just had its magicks removed.
In the open space before the door of the tower, a bloc of men-at-arms were practicing movements with pikes. They were turning their formation this way and that way at the command of a tall man, dressed the same way as the Princess Lian and carrying a longer version of the strange weapon she had taken to hand. Catelyn could not see the man's countenance, as his back was turned. But his voice projected orders that seemed to echo off the stones, in a language she did not recognise.
Nearby, dozen or two young men and women were seeing to the care of numerous birds; eagles, seagulls, owls, even a snow vulture with its massive wings.
Catelyn didn't need to notice the weirwood leaf emblems sewn onto their coats-of-plate and furs to understand who these were. Wildlings.
"Impressive," Ser Brynden mused aloud, "Who are they? I don't recognise the sigil. A weirwood tree on a black field?"
Catelyn shifted in her saddle. "They're more of the Canadians' wildlings, nuncle."
Ser Brynden scoffed. "Impossible. Not even the men-at-arms of Lannisport handle pikes like that. And the coordination with the crossbows?"
"These Canadians are a different breed," Catelyn said, thinking more of Jon Snow than the pikemen.
"They must be," her uncle agreed, "To make wildlings listen to them."
"Or the wildlings are not what we believed them to be. Let us go."
Catelyn found her son within the Gatehouse Tower as promised, deep in council with his father's bannerlords in the dark, drafty hall. Robb stood with Theon Greyjoy and Jon Snow to one side of a large stone table, their wolves sat beside them on the floor. He had grown a beard that made him look like her brother.
The table was strewn with papers, but dominated by a large map of the Riverlands painted on leather, with wooden tokens indicating the known positions of the various hosts. Lord Karstark, Lord Umber and Roose Bolton were close to Robb, their deliberations interrupted by something.
Catelyn wanted to run to her son, embrace him, kiss his cheeks and beg the Gods he would remain unharmed. But the lords would never appreciate such a thing. Robb led them as a man to war. Anything that would un-man him and turn him back into a boy could not be permitted.
All notice was given to the group across the table directly opposite Robb, so much so that not a man noticed her entry. By the peat burning in the blackened hearth, there were two of the council Catelyn did not know.
Her gaze was first drawn to the smaller man.
He was perhaps of an age with Theon, lean-built but with the wiry strength of a warrior. He was wearing a red hooded doublet of truly strange design, to accompany the green trousers and black boots common to his kind. The garb made him stand out the most of anyone in the room, yet he yawned and ignored the proceedings. He cradled yet another of the Canadian weapons in his arms, a much larger Myrish spyglass mounted on its top side. His look was strange too, not quite Northern or Westerosi. Brown eyes peered out from under a mop of brown hair, his face soft with youth. Perhaps a YiTish mother or grandmother?
The other man soon took back her notice. Dressed in the same green mottled pattern clothing and armour as the other Canadians Catelyn had seen. Despite being in his twenties, it was clear he was their leader; his clothes had some more ornamentation than either the Princess or the red-hooded man beside him, and he would not be there treating with the lords if he answered to another. He looked like a northerner by blood, handsome with sharp blue eyes. He leaned forward on the table on one hand, and shot a smirking smile across to Robb and Jon.
"You're proposing to divide your force in the face of a superior enemy," the man said, "Either you're Robert E Lee or this is a very bad idea."
The lords looked at each other, as confused as Catelyn was about who Robert E Lee was.
"Who said the Lannisters were superior?!" the Greatjon asked loudly.
"And what do you propose?!" the Lord Karstark complained, before Robb could speak, "With your many years of experience fighting wars." The lords laughed. The man was half the age of most of the lords present. It wasn't hard to understand why they would be contemptuous of him. What arrogance, she thought, Perhaps the Princess' manners are not unique to her.
The Canadian's smirk did not disappear. He straightened his back, undeterred. "I'm sure you've been in many more battles than I have, Lord Karstark," he said, "But I can still count. Forty thousand is still bigger than twenty. Do I need to write that down for you?"
The Greatjon rumbled a single laugh, to the Karstarks' indignation.
The Canadian continued. "Your information says your enemy has two azantyr about the same size as your single one. If you send all your infantry along the King's Road and your cavalry across this river to help your ally, both your 'hosts' will be outnumbered."
Catelyn felt her brow crease. Valyrian? Why use Valyrian words? She looked about, and found none of the lords questioned it.
The Canadian shrugged. "For the cavalry, that might not be such an issue, a smaller force that can move fast probably won't get caught out… but your foot? They're in serious danger of being annihilated."
He picked up a stick from the table and pointed at the eastern Riverlands on the map, bounded by the Green Fork of the Trident in the west and the Vale's mountains in the east.
"I don't know if this shows things as they really are, but the only place infantry could face bigger numbers would be the ford way down here in the south, after these rivers all join up. There's not a chance in hell you march everyone on foot that far south before you're discovered and the enemy brings his force north of that point to fight you."
He threw down the stick. "That means a battle, in the open, against an enemy that has cavalry and more troops."
Catelyn felt a chill. She had to admit to herself that did not sound like a good prospect for victory, though her instinct was to trust the lords of the north over the foreigner.
Lord Karstark shook his head. "It'll be hard fighting, but once Tywin Lannister sees that the cavalry is not present, that Lord Robb is not present, he will know his son's host will be under threat from our cavalry joining up with Lord Edmure at Riverrun. He won't pursue our foot, he shall withdraw, leave a garrison at Harrenhal and go to his son's aid."
The Canadian spread his hands in front of him. "You're assuming your ally's force will remain intact long enough for you reinforce them. The Lannisters clearly have the initiative here. They already occupy your ally's lands, so it's a good assumption that the Tullys are outnumbered by the single azantyr being sent against Riverrun. If your ally loses and this Jaime Lannister sends a message by raven to his father, there's no reason to let your eastern host get away."
The lords made more disapproving noise. "The line between wise words and craven words is as thin as parchment," Lord Glover said, "It's clear you like not our plan as you wish to get to the God's Eye as quickly as possible. And you say you will not fight alongside us. Why should we listen to you?"
Catelyn had heard that tale too. The foreigners wanted to go to the Isle of Faces, to contact their own realm by some unknown means. More sorcery.
The smirk returned to the Canadian's face. "I won't deny I have a motive to get to the lake," he said, "And I didn't say I wouldn't fight the Lannisters, I said there's an unlikely scenario where our laws do not permit me to fight them. If they block my way or if I found they've committed atrocities, then I'm free to fight them. And you should listen to me because your main objective is not somewhere in the west, it's down south in the capital. Lord Stark is not in Riverrun."
There were murmurs of assent from some of the lords at that. The Greatjon was grinning like a loon at Lord Karstark. The Canadian's words must have supported his own notions, and it was not hard to guess the aggressive plan Lord Umber would have suggested. Catelyn's chill turned to a red hot heat. They're going to abandon my father and brother, she thought. She was soothed for a moment by Robb's own own intervention.
"And what would your plan be, Lord Duquesne?" Robb asked, "Abandon the riverlords to their fate? We have obligations, Canadian, ties of blood and friendship with these men. My own grandfather rules in Riverrun. We cannot simply ignore them to march south and attack King's Landing."
'Lord Duquesne' held up his hands in protest. "I'm not suggesting you do, I'm suggesting that the best way to help your allies is to smash the enemy in the way." He picked up the stick again, and traced along the line of the Kingsroad.
"The Laughing Tree can find Tywin's scouts with the skinchangers' birds, then your riders can blind him by killing them. It's possible to stop him sending ravens and keep surveillance on him with the same birds. You confront him with the full host, cavalry and infantry. The numbers still won't be exactly equal… But without scouts and with our eyes on Tywin at all times, you can choose the ground, you have the advantage. The chance of victory is much better like that. You win the first time, and then keep chasing the survivors until they're almost all dead or captured."
"Which still leaves Riverrun and Lord Edmure in danger," Jon Snow said, "We need their banners."
He speaks well, Catelyn thought, Better than I thought possible. The fear about Jon in her heart lessened for a moment, until her mind reminded her of the reason for her fear. He broke with the Watch. He or his line could break with Robb or his children.
Lord Duquesne tilted his head. "From what you've all told me about how your enemy is organised, if you capture Tywin and destroy his host, the war is pretty much over. But if he's killed or gets away despite the destruction of his army, you can move into here."
He pointed at a place west of the God's Eye. "You'd control the central position between King's Landing and the remaining 'host', while liberating your ally's lands and freeing up lords trapped in their castles. That should increase your strength enough to let you turn and attack the capital or the other host at your leisure. Jaime Lannister would have to choose to either confront you with inferior numbers or run if you decide to attack him. Or if you go south, chase you while being hounded the whole way."
Catelyn's chill turned to red hot anger. They will the chance my father and brother will remain free and alive, she thought, They are betting on the Kingslayer's mercy and ill luck, at the behest of this foreigner who knows nothing.
The thought of losing her family and losing the war at the same time was too much to bear. Ned was safe as long as Cersei Lannister knew there was a chance her house could lose the war. But he wouldn't be if Hoster and Edmure were captured or killed. And the riverlords' support was needed to win this war. Riverrun had to be secured first.
"We can't let this happen," Ser Brynden whispered urgently.
Catelyn gave him a single nod, and stepped up to the table, finally making herself known.
Jon Snow was the first to notice. "Lady Stark!" Every lord in the room turned their heads to her.
It was Robb and Jon's direwolves that made the first move to greet her, tails wagging. The creatures had grown even larger since the last time she had seen them, larger than any wolves ought to be. They both nipped at her fingers, encouraging her to pet them.
A cacophony of greetings and movement began. The lords followed the wolves to her, lining up to kneel before her and take her hand. All except the Canadians, who stood and waited quietly.
Roose Bolton enquired of Catelyn about Tyrion Lannister, and the lords were much aggrieved to hear the dwarf son of Tywin had been let go, courtesy of her sister Lysa in the Vale. The capture of the dwarf on the Kingsroad had been a piece of great fortune, but the gods had seen fit to release him
Jon Snow did his duty and knelt before her, his mouth a thin line. It was awkward, but Catelyn could not fault his manner, showing proper obeisance to the wife of his lord and father.
Robb was greatly glad that Ser Brynden had joined Catelyn from the Vale, calling him 'The Blackfish', as he was known throughout the realm. Her son gave a formal thanks on hearing he had abandoned his post in the Vale to fight for Ned's freedom.
Once everyone was settled once more, Catelyn turned to the Canadians. "Lord Duquesne? Of where? And who is your bannerman beside you?"
The Canadian made a strange salute with his hand to the side of his head. "Lieutenant Michael Duquesne, Elector of Calgary," the Canadian replied, "This is Private Louis Sayer, Elector of Yellowknife." Lord Sayer gave the same salute as Lord Duquesne, though with less effort.
"I am Lady Catelyn Stark, wife to Lord Eddard Stark and mother to Robb. It is good to meet you."
Lord Duquesne exchanged a glance with Lord Sayer for a moment, unsure of why he was receiving this attention. All in good time. "It is good to meet you too."
Well mannered when he has to be, Catelyn thought, Or with women. "I listened to you speak before. It is clear to me that you are very wise in the ways of war."
Lord Duquesne crossed his arms. He doubts the compliment is genuine. "I wouldn't say wise. Well studied, maybe."
"As you say," Catelyn smiled, pleasantly surprised by the sudden display of modesty, "But I must criticise you on another matter. I know little of war myself, but I do know our laws and traditions as well as any man here. How the ties of noble obligation in Westeros bind us is opaque to you, you were not born here or raised in our ways."
Lord Duquesne inclined his head forwards slightly. "I would have to concede that. Though I would say victory in the field has a way of overcoming problems that come from those issues."
Catelyn shook her head. "Not so. You say if we defeat Tywin's host, we can move into the central Riverlands and gather strength. This is not true. By abandoning my brother, Lord Edmure, you risk him being captured or killed. That would greatly offend the riverlords or even convince many that the war cannot be won. Not in a way that leaves their fiefs and families intact. If we do not care for my brother or Riverrun, why should they care for my husband or daughters? We need their support to take King's Landing, especially as we have heard nothing from Lord Stannis, Lord Renly or any other lords of the realms about their position in this war." Save my sister.
Regretting that her mind had reminded her of Sansa and Arya, Catelyn took a breath to steady herself. "You say if we defeat Tywin, capture him or kill him, this war is over. That is also not true. Without killing or capturing the Kingslayer too, this war will continue. The Lannister bannermen will look to him to lead. We cannot simply march on King's Landing until he is dealt with."
Lord Duquesne scratched his chin, considering the problem. "I have been meaning to ask," he said, after a minute, "Who is the Kingslayer?"
"It is the name that Jaime Lannister is known by," Robb answered, "He murdered the last Targaryen king, a man he swore to protect. He's been called Kingslayer ever since."
"The Mad King, sir," Lord Sayer clarified, "End of the last war. From the book."
Lord Duquesne nodded to himself. "Now I remember. I see your point, Lady Stark. Though my plan requires the 'Kingslayer' to retreat or face a battle at worse odds."
"Yet it still risks my uncle and grandfather," Robb intervened, "And my mother speaks true when she says the riverlords would be offended, even disillusioned. Some may join our enemies in hopes of being raised above others."
"The Freys come to mind," Ser Brynden added. The lords made appreciative noises there. Many remembered the tardiness of the Frey banners in the last war, and how many northern lives were spent as a result.
Talk not of the Freys, we may need their bridge. "I suggest you leave planning this war to those who understand this realm, Lord Duquesne," Catelyn continued, "It is not to say you are incapable of understanding, in time. We are simply more mindful of these matters, by virtue of experience."
Lord Duquesne's eyes looked up at the ceiling for a moment, before his smirk returned. "It appears I'm beaten," he said in good humour, before turning to Robb, "Regardless of what you decide, my azantyr will be going south to the Isle of Faces. I see no practical reason to be indirect about it, and we have no orders to help you fight your war."
"Yet," Lord Sayer added.
Catelyn decided Lord Duquesne's smirk was simply the way he smiled. He has that in common with the Kingslayer, mayhaps. Or mayhaps they are both killers.
"A pity," Robb said, "We could certainly use you. But I'm sure many northern lives will be saved by your presence with the host of foot."
Clenching her fists beneath her cloak, Catelyn felt they had occupied Robb long enough. "My lords, if would forgive me, I would speak to my son alone."
"Of course, Lady Stark," Lord Karstark agreed, with a tug of his beard. The room began to empty, each lord giving a nod or glance to her as they passed. Only Theon made no move to leave. "You too, Theon." The Greyjoy left with good grace.
Lord Duquesne took a step to go, but stopped himself. He once more leaned over the table towards Robb and Jon. "We'll discuss who commands the infantry coming with me," he said. With that, the Canadians joined Jon Snow and were the last to leave the room.
Catelyn found some cheese and ale at a corner of the table, and helped herself to some of the latter. She took a sip. "You look like your uncle," she said, "When he was young."
"No doubt," Robb laughed, "Do not say that too loudly. I know not if the lords would appreciate the comparison."
"The lords seem to tolerate these foreigners, they will not baulk at your Tully blood," Catelyn replied, "I know not why such grace is extended to these Canadians. Lord Duquesne is arrogant, and I have never known a northern lord to respect that in a foreigner."
Robb's face fell, becoming as hard as stone. "Mother, that man is called 'Wallbreaker' by the wildlings. He breached the Wall and took Castle Black without losing a single man. Lord-Commander Mormont wrote and reported that the four Canadians seized the armoury. When Ser Alliser Thorne led an attack to try and take it back, Lord Duquesne and the others killed him and as many as one hundred and fifty brothers. And would have killed more, but their wildling allies used the distraction to enter the castle and force the Watch to yield."
Catelyn's throat closed in fear. "Gods," she rasped, sipping more ale.
"The other Canadian is called Otherbane," Robb continued, "He's famous among the Free Folk for killing White Walkers." A wan smile spread over his face. "In fact, he's so famous that wildling women follow him around wherever he goes."
Catelyn resisted the urge to roll her eyes, settling on an amusing breath. "Lord Manderly told me of the Others' return, of the dead walking again," she said, "I can scarce believe such a tale."
Robb swallowed a breath. "There are wights in Moat Cailin as we speak, Mother. The Canadians have a number tied up on their crawler, packed in ice from the Wall itself. The box carriages outside. They gifted two to me, I have them tied up and locked at the top of this tower, away from the damp. I plan to send them to White Harbour with some of the escort that brought you here."
"To show the world," Catelyn thought aloud, her voice quavering slightly with fear, "Good. Every trader must be shown them."
"You must be shown them," Robb said, "Believing they exist is quite different from seeing them, Mother. The lords agreed to the Canadian peace with the wildlings because they saw the things snarling at them, as far away as you are from me. And because they wish to rescue Father, Sansa, Arya and their own kin, of course. But I would be marching north not south today if the wights had not been brought to Winterfell, I am sure of it."
"Why did the wildlings make peace?" Catelyn asked, "Surely they would fight to get as far south as possible."
"They fear us almost as much as the Others, I think," Robb frowned, "Or fear that they would be caught between. But it was the Canadians that brought them to negotiate. Hence why the lords have called the treaty between us the Canadian Peace."
Seven preserve us, Catelyn thought, Mayhaps we have had great luck that the Canadians made peace. But she knew there was much on which her son needed guidance. "You must tell me all."
Chapter 39: An Sáirsint
Chapter Text
The causeway south was the only dry land for dozens of kilometres around.
The marching column had to camp in a great line along it each night they spent in 'The Neck', guarding closely against the alligator-like lizard-lions that tried to snatch a horse, a mule or a person into the muck and water between the trees. Only the unicorns were immune to this, being so large and smelling so strange to the lizards that they didn't try.
Padraig was still unhappy with the pace being set. The Laughing Tree column was moving just as quickly as it had before, even with the addition of fifty Stark riders as Jon's personal force. The LT had insisted that the man continue as liaison officer and Robb Stark had agreed.
But the small cavalry unit wouldn't be enough to punch through the warzone ahead. We need a new strategy, he thought as the countryside moved on by, Else we'll be stuck in this slog of a war forever, and I'll never see my children again. He gulped away a lump in his throat quickly.
Not liking the growing humidity or smells of the interior, Padraig had relieved the LT of the machine gun on the roof. As evening began to close in, the airflow was a godsend. It let him clear his mind and concentrate on a military task, rather than moping over his lot. Until the midges show up anyway. He spent much of his time that day watching the landscape below the causeway go by.
One thing had been bothering him the whole journey. "This is the nastiest bit of bog I've ever seen in my life," Padraig declared aloud.
It was the fifth time since the crawler had left Moat Cailin he had done so, the first time that day, and he didn't care; the truth of the matter bore repeating.
"You've said that four times," Sayer groaned from below.
"Five," Zheng corrected him, barely audible over the sound of the engine, "It's fucking five times."
The Private grumbled incoherently, clearly having been half-asleep. Padraig looked down and saw he had the warg Iola sleeping in his arms too. Not again.
Padraig couldn't get Sayer to rid himself of the girl, or indeed the other girls that hung around. The Private didn't give a toss for the regs or his military career ending over it, unlike the LT. Sayer wasn't in the Patricias anyway, he was a part-time soldier.
That of course didn't mean Iola had to ride in the crawler. Much to the chagrin of Padraig and the jealousy of the other girls chasing Sayer, Iola was also the most powerful skinchanger the Laughing Tree tribe had. Others were certain she'd soon have as many skins as Varamyr, though hopefully she wouldn't develop his manners. The little man stood out even among the crowd of Free Folk chiefs.
The LT wanted a skinchanger, so he could have his organic recon drones along in the form of Iola's large snow-eagle and whatever other birds she managed to snag along the way. So along she came. Padraig thought Duquesne had done it as much to annoy him as for the stated military purpose, a small 'fuck you' for blowing up on the Ygritte Situation.
"Okay, five," Sayer conceded after a pause for him to think, "Why though? What's so nasty about this 'bog'? Aren't all bogs nasty?"
Zheng blew out a breath so loudly, the radio caught it and amplified it enough to make Padraig feel she was blowing in his ear to annoy him. "Sayer, you mean apart from the insects, the humidity, the cawing birds all the time, the crazy lizards trying to drown us at night and the stink?"
Padraig chuckled. She's been thinking about it all the time too. "You forgot being trapped in a crawler with someone who smells vaguely of unicorn," he said, receiving a sardonic laugh for his trouble before he continued, "I'm talking about the ground itself. At the Moat, it was more like some Irish bog, a thick blanket of peat. No cover so the wind cuts through you, except if you're okay sitting in cold water for hours on end. Here, it's more like some shite you'd see near enough Fort Bragg.. Fort Liberty… Whatever it's called these days, in the US. Lots of tall trees, black swamp water up to your knees, every drop of it will make you shit your guts out, and it's getting warmer."
Various sounds of disapproval came up through the roof exit from below.
"Do you have a point, Sergeant?" Duquesne intervened, "Can't say my sanity is helped by you repeating that line all the time. Speak your mind."
"You don't get cold bog and warm bog in the same place, usually," he said, "So it's doubly nasty."
"Good thing we're not invading through it then," Zheng snorted, "One of the books on ancient history talks about the attempts to do that. Andals coming north. Didn't end well for them."
"The North was never conquered until the dragon riders came," Michael agreed, "And never rebelled against the throne until the dragons were dead. Or so say their books."
Might as well tell him. "I know, sir," Padraig agreed, "But we are invading through it, just the other way. Or to be correct, the Starks are. That's what's been bothering me. Their enemies know history just as well as anyone else. If they know the Starks are invading, why wouldn't they block the bottom of this causeway and fortify it? Make the Starks be the one that has to lose men to disease and exhaustion."
Duquesne grunted, as if he hadn't thought of that. "There are locals loyal to the Starks who could do that work, if it comes to that. Do you think it was a mistake to go first?"
Padraig considered the question. First does mean we move faster. "I wouldn't go that far," he decided, leaning down into the cabin to speak directly to the LT, "Just that any hope of avoiding a fight might be fucked if they start one on this causeway, sir."
The LT smiled. "It's not like we couldn't win."
Padraig had to concede that, and stood back up out of the roof again.
The crawler began to slow. There was only one reason it would. "Contact front!" Zheng shouted, "Just came out!"
Fearing he had suddenly become a prophet of doom, Padraig swivelled the machine gun forwards and aimed down the causeway, expecting a blocking force and an ambush. He found his target quickly.
Illuminated in the headlights was a short man in a green hooded cloak, carrying a three-pointed spear. He was wearing scale armour under the cloak, and a scraggly and short grey beard on his chin. Two younger people climbed onto the causeway, a girl dressed much the same way as the older man and a boy who lacked the bronze scales.
The three just stood in the middle of the road, even as the crawler stopped about thirty yards away, the headlights showing that the midges had arrived and there were more men hiding on both slopes of the causeway ahead to either side. Padraig could make out some canoes and kayak-like shapes too. Yet no attack came. What are the lunatics doing?
"Hold fire, Sergeant," Duquesne commanded over the comms, "Ask who they are."
"Identify yourselves!" Padraig shouted.
No answer came. The young boy seemed to say something to the older man, but was dismissed with a wave of the hand.
Padraig couldn't hear what was said, but the man didn't look like cooperating. Bleedin' dope. "Permission to fire a warning shot over the heads of his soldiers, sir?"
The Lieutenant did not get a chance to answer. A clear voice spoke out. "Are you the Lion, the Flying Serpent, the Fire Eagle and the Snowbear?"
Duquesne climbed up out onto the roof, quickly followed by a now-very awake Iola. "What did he say, Sergeant?"
"Asked if we're lions, eagles and bears or something," Padraig replied, before shoving Iola back down into the cabin, "Stay down or you'll catch a feckin' arrow." The young warg bared her teeth at him but complied.
"Our 'sigils', sir," Sayer responded from below, "He asked about our family logos."
Padraig almost took his eye off the target. "Jesus Sayer, you have great hearing."
"Thank you."
"That's enough," Duquesne intervened, "Looks like the Starks sent word ahead. Let's go talk. Sayer, you're on the pig. Sergeant, you're with me."
Scratching the back of his hand, Padraig didn't like the idea of wandering into the ambush zone, but an order was an order. He quickly handed over the grip of the machine gun to Sayer, receiving a triumphant smile from Iola as she joined the Private on the top of the crawler. Another wagon.
The wights were stirring under their fur wraps, so Padraig exited by ducking back into the crawler and out one of the doors. Duquesne followed him, and together they approached the strangers on the road, rifles in hand. They seemed a lot smaller close up, making Padraig wonder at the ages of the young two. Swamp living doesn't make you tall.
The man in the hood soon repeated his question. "Are you the Lion, the Flying Serpent, the Fire Eagle and the Snowbear?"
The LT cleared his throat of the humidity. "That's us," Duquesne confirmed, "Who are you?"
"The lizard-lions," the girl provided cheerily. The boy snorted a laugh.
Padraig shook his head. "We've been eating those things for days," he said flatly.
"Some of us, anyway," Duquesne added.
"They're good burnt to a crisp, with peas on the side, sir."
The girl and boy both laughed at that. The older man looked disapprovingly at his younger companions before introducing himself. "I am Howland Reed, lord of Greywater Watch."
"Michael Duquesne, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry," the LT replied, before thumbing beside him, "This is Sergeant O'Neill. Lord Robb sent word we were coming?"
Lord Reed's green eyes peered out blankly for a moment. "No."
"Then how do you know who we are?" Padraig asked, before correcting himself, "How do you know our coats of arms?"
"My son Jojen has the greensight," Lord Reed replied, gesturing to the young boy with him, "In his dreams, he saw the four of you."
Padraig and the LT exchanged looks.
"Great," Padraig said, "More fecking magic."
Duquesne released an amused breath. "What do you want?" he asked Lord Reed.
There was no response from Lord Reed. Just another blank stare, as if evaluating closely the men in front of him.
Padraig curled his tongue in his mouth, restraining himself from doing anything untoward. "You're in the way?" he added, gesturing with both hands to indicate both sides of the road and then pointing south, "We're heading home, thataway."
Still, Lord Reed remained quiet. What the hell is he looking at?
"The Lannisters have outriders nearby," the young girl answered, "Men in the village closest by, watching the causeway and the Freys. They would have seen your camp tonight if we didn't stop you."
Padraig grit his teeth. Everyone and their dog wants to put up a roadblock to stop us getting home. "Shit," he said in English. He turned to Duquesne. "What do you think, sir?"
Duquesne scratched his chin under his helmet strap for a moment. "Can we go around them?" he asked Lord Reed, "Camp without fires tonight, then strike out around them on another road?"
The crannogman shook his head. "There is only one road once you clear the causeway," he said, "The Kingsroad, until the spar to the Twins. The village sits astride it in a thick woodland."
Duquesne turned to Padraig. "Shit is right, Sergeant."
That meant only one thing; delay was inevitable. "Here we go again," Padraig thought aloud.
Duquesne quickly got on the comms. "Sayer, tell Iola to look at the village at the end of the causeway with her eagle. Lannisters are camped out there, I want to know what they're doing. Sunset is soon, make it quick."
"Yessir," came the reply.
"Sir?" Padraig asked in English, "Won't that give away the game, if they know we have skinchangers?"
Duquesne smacked his lips and grinned. "I'm betting they don't know or don't believe that. Everything travels a lot slower here, Sergeant, even with the ravens. And from what the northern lords say, I don't think many people have actually seen magic directly even if they think it exists. And southerners believe in it even less. It's a religious thing."
Padraig glanced down the road. "And what if they have someone with a brain up there, sir? Eagles don't typically take much notice of military positions."
Duquesne's expression soured. "I think the Lannister troops will be distracted," he said, "What usually happens when medieval soldiers show up in a village that isn't friendly?"
Padraig grimaced. "Thanks sir, really needed that image in my head."
Duquesne cocked an eyebrow. "You might be seeing it with your own eyes soon enough, Sergeant. We're going to have to talk our way past these guys or wait for the Starks to show up."
Licking his lips, Padraig shifted uncomfortably on his feet. The idea of more delays or more reliance on the Starks to get the job done didn't appeal to him. I've got kids to get back to, for feck sake. Let's get a move on.
Lord Reed cleared his throat politely, his daughter shaking her and whispering to her younger brother. Clearly the lordly crannogman didn't appreciate being left out of the conversation in English. "Shall you attack the Lannisters?"
The LT clicked his tongue and looked over the Reeds to the south. "We'll try talking to them first, I think."
"Is that wise?" Even the crannogmen seemed surprised by the LT's idea, though they had more of a right to be.
"A good question," Padraig chipped in, sticking to English.
The LT spread his hands. "It can't be helped that we're not formally at war with anyone," Duquesne replied, "We need some reason to use force. We talk to them, and take a look around. If we get a hint of any sort of crimes against the people, that's our case. It's not legal for me to order anyone to ignore that."
"They'll shoot arrows as you approach," the young Reed woman frowned, "Or they'll lure you in with a false truce and cut you down."
"They could try," Padraig replied, half agreeing.
"Then we'll have our case for war that way instead," Duquesne said, "Excuse me Lord Reed, but I'd like to speak to O'Neill alone for a moment, if that's okay?"
Lord Reed inclined his head in acceptance, and Duquesne led Padraig halfway back towards the crawler. The LT found the place where the only things that would hear were the rotting trees and the midges, and turned. "What do you think, Sergeant?"
Padraig shifted his weight uneasily again, waving the tiny swamp flies out of his face. We're so damn close. Home would only be a couple of days away if there wasn't for the army or two in the way. "Sir, I know I'm the one who made you … who reminded you about sticking to the law as much as possible," he said in English, "We're beyond that now, I think."
Duquesne cocked an eyebrow, his eyes widening with surprise. "What do you mean?"
"I mean the time for talk has ended, sir," Padraig replied, "The road in front of us is an area of active military operations. The likelihood of us negotiating our way past it without giving up something is zero. Weapons and technology these people shouldn't have, or fighting the Starks as a belligerent for a battle or two. I think that would offend our political masters a little more than fighting our way home. And we couldn't trust any of these wankers with such a deal anyway."
Duquesne's lips thinned for a second. "I have to say I'm surprised to hear you say something like that, Sergeant. After you lectured me on the regs. Besides, I don't think you're right about making a deal. We managed to make one with the Starks."
Padraig nodded rapidly, acknowledging the point before pointing out its flaw. "Yeah, but we had and still have the threats of the wildlings and the Others to hold against the Starks, sir. Not to mention we had Jon Stark backing us up."
"We still made a deal."
"Granted, but I still don't trust them. Neither do you sir, that's why you decided we should go ahead of their army. And they sent a bunch of knights along with Jon Stark, so I think the feeling is mutual."
The LT sighed and gave a nod. "Can we not show the wights to these Lannisters? I think they'll see the threat of dead men marching to kill the living."
"Maybe they will, but that'll give them even more reason to want our guns. Or more reason to believe they should keep fighting. We need to get home, sir. I need to get home."
Duquesne glared. "And what do we do about the brass throwing us in prison for shooting up the locals?"
Padraig bit his tongue, almost blurting out that he was beginning to not care. Not the way to go, keep it rational.
"Sir, there's a difference between this and you being cashiered for a relationship with Ygritte or us all going to prison for starting a war against the Night's Watch. We didn't start the war down here, and our only way home is through it. The alternatives have shit odds, frankly."
The LT held up a hand to pause the conversation. He took a paper handkerchief from his pocket and blew his nose, before balling it and tossing it into the black water beyond the causeway. "Fucking swamp. Maybe you're right Sergeant, but do we have a choice other than playing the odds?"
"What if the Lannisters don't agree to let us though? How can we trust them without leverage? Those are the questions you have to ask, sir. They didn't watch us take Castle Black live on TV. They don't know our capabilities and their leaders probably won't believe we can hurt them… until we actually do that."
The LT was quiet for some time after that, scratching his chin again. "I have answers to those questions, Sergeant," Duquesne said. "But I don't like them. And I've thought of something else in favour of shooting our way past the Lannisters."
"What's that, sir?"
The LT scowled back at the crawler, for some reason Padraig couldn't determine until he opened his mouth again. "Zheng might be right. We might be stuck here, which means we can't waltz through the warzone pretending we won't fight."
No. Padraig resisted shouting, settling on flat insistence just barely."No, we're not stuck. Magic brought us here, magic can send us back."
The LT looked at Padraig with pity, making him realise that he had just argued against the thing he wanted. God, he's a slippery shit sometimes.
"I agree the probability is high," Duquesne said, "But it is not a certainty that we'll get home. If we're wrong about the Isle of Faces, then this march will be our real introduction to the Seven Kingdoms. The nobility are no different from mafia families, that's clear as crystal. We can't be seen as weak. We need to be regarded as a force to be reckoned with."
Padraig sucked in air, imagining the shit that they'd all be dragged through if there was even a scent of weakness. "Easier said than done, sir," he said, "And where'd your worries about going to prison go?"
Duquesne tilted his head in confusion. "We can be strategic about the situation, Sergeant."
Padraig's eyebrows almost migrated all the way to his hairline. "What do you mean?"
Duquesne looked out over the swamp to the side of the road, the same direction he had thrown his paper handkerchief. "Like you said, there's a symmetric war going on. The brass won't want to come here to investigate, and the fog of war would make it useless to try. Warcrimes are inevitable to the point we don't even need to see them ourselves. Not that I think we won't see that kinda thing. The southerners talk about how they're better than the Free Folk, but I've seen the way they look at Zheng."
Padraig snorted. "If that Greyjoy prick was any more obvious, you could pull his tongue and have it flap back up into his mouth like some Tom and Jerry shite."
"And his people are as famous as Vikings for dragging off people," Duquesne agreed. Without warning, he raised his rifle, aiming towards the base of the causeway's raised ground before he cracked off a round.
Padraig thought he'd gone mad for a moment, but the mud there exploded and writhed. The lizard-lion that had been hiding in it had taken the bullet in the gut, sending the creature rolling back into the black water behind. Ripples on the surface elsewhere told the tale of more of the creatures thinking better of stalking the two lone men on the road. No doubt the Reed troops nearby thought so too.
Nasty things, Padraig thought, as the corpse bobbed up from the deep, Crocodiles but worse. Only good thing about them is the meat on their bones.
Duquesne sighed before continuing. "Okay, let's think this through. The Lannisters don't know our capabilities. They won't talk seriously to a random group of four foreign soldiers until they do, if at all. The Night's Watch only talked to us because we kicked the shit out of Halfhand's platoon and sent one of them to report back. Problem is that the Watch was weak."
"We also had key information for them," Padraig pointed out, "How to fight White Walkers and wights. The word on that is out now, so we can't trade it, even if anyone else did value it."
The LT slung his rifle. "Tywin Lannister apparently commands the most well respected military force on the continent. It'll take more than ambushing one platoon to impress upon him the need to talk, from what the Stark lords say about him. To say nothing about getting him to respect our military strength and get out of our way."
Padraig breathed out with relief. He's going to do it. Whatever it takes to get home. "I agree, sir. And I'm glad to say it. So what's the plan?"
Duquesne looked south for a moment. "We show what we are capable of. Hit every single Lannister recon and raiding groups we can find. They'll not have been gentle with local people, I doubt they have real supply lines to get food to them, and the Starks already had reports of atrocities. It's all above board on the face of it."
Padraig nodded. "Can't see anyone back home complaining we killed groups of thieving rapists that were in our way. As long as we offer them a warning first." Which will only make it easier for us to kill them, because they'll take orders from us as an insult.
Duquesne hocked and spat, before muttering about the swamp's humidity again. "Starting with the group in front of us tonight, we'll attack, and then again every night until we run into Tywin's main force. And we'll announce ourselves at the first place we can find a raven going to King's Landing and that big castle they're probably using as a base, tell the Lannisters to get out of the way. Then we won't have to offer warnings."
Padraig's lips split with a grin of his own. "Yes, sir." We're going home.
Chapter 40: The Regent
Chapter Text
The small council chamber was cold, the fire in its hearth only just lit and the servant responsible still piling wood into the flames. Another was setting the table with bread, cheese and wine. Two more were polishing the carved screen for some reason. All were hurrying, their eyes tied to their tasks and their hands moving with indecent haste.
At least they know their lack of preparation has displeased me, Cersei sulked as she watched them from below the two Valyrian sphinxes guarding the door, Though it's truly Varys' fault. Who is he to dream that he can call a Small Council meeting? The message that the Master of Whispers wished to discuss urgent news came as she had rose from bed. In her half-woken state, she had agreed. A mistake, one she was sorely tempted to punish the eunuch for as she clenched her teeth together to stop herself yawning in front of the servants.
The sound of armour clattering caused her to turn, and from beyond she saw the approach of Slynt and Littlefinger, speaking quietly to each other as they moved. Both seemed dressed how they always were; the barrel-shaped Slynt in his ridiculous breatplate and the slight Littlefinger in his usual tidy velvet. Thick as thieves, Cersei noted, Of course, that's what they are. Useful thieves.
Not about to greet the two men in the doorway, she quickly entered the chambers. Ser Mandon followed, and together the servants scattered out of their path and hurried out of the room, taking their implements with them. Exactly how the sheep should act when the lion walks through their number.
Cersei took her place at the head of the table in the King's seat, the Queen-Regent's seat, and poured herself a cup of Dornish Red. The seat was more comfortable than before, the plush crimson and gold pillows she had added to it a sheer necessity when having to listen to Pycelle or Littlefinger for very long. I'll teach them brevity in due course, she mused, swirling the wine in her cup as she thought up methods to make it so.
The Master of Coin and his Goldcloak lackey both bowed to her before taking their seats, making her wonder where the Grand Maester was exactly. He was as like to be dead as delayed, in her opinion, such was his age. A brisk awakening too early in the morn might see him leave his body behind. The thought amused Cersei, and she lifted her cup to her lips, covering her smile, before it died anyway as she realised Pycelle was too useful and his replacement from the Citadel would not be.
Annoyed, she put the cup down.
"Where are the Grand Maester and Lord Varys?" Cersei asked.
"Coming shortly, Your Grace," Littlefinger responded with a tight smile, "I believe Lord Varys went to the rookery to send ravens."
"Carrying what message?"
"I know not, Your Grace."
Cersei fumed into her cup. What message is so important that I should be sitting here waiting?
The answer was soon in coming, as by the time she had swallowed the wine, a red-faced Pycelle came hobbling into the room, also comported as usual in grey robes and maester's chain, save for his hair and beard being slightly dishevelled. He was followed closely by Lord Varys, a waft of perfume entering with him to replace the smell of wine and woodsmoke, the Whisperer perfectly dressed in his Essosi silks.
"Apologies, your Grace," Pycelle huffed, as he half-fell into his chair nearby, "We were in the rookery."
Cersei's anger rose in her throat. "Yes, Lord Baelish has just been telling me," she said sternly, "What message have you been sending that you felt I should not know of first?"
The colour drained from Pycelle's face, causing Varys to titter behind his sleeve as he too sat at his place at the table. "Deepest apologies, your Grace," he said, "It was not the Grand Maester's fault. I felt your Lord Father the Hand should expect to hear the news I have gathered without delay. Grand Maester Pycelle merely agreed on hearing what it was."
Pycelle expelled a breath of relief, not needing to search for his own words. "Indeed so, Lord Varys," he added.
Then tell me that before, you old fool. Cersei directed her gaze at the eunuch again."What is your news, Lord Varys? The Crown would know."
The eunuch's face changed to one of concern, though how much was feigned, Cersei could not know. He does not scare easily. "Your Grace, we now have confirmation from White Harbour about what was only previously a rumour. The wildlings are south of the Wall and defeated a host of northmen sent to reinforce it."
"Surely that is good news?" Slynt interrupted, pouring himself some Arbor Gold from the nearest jug, "The northmen will have to turn back and fight for their lands or offer terms for our assistance in repelling the savages."
Cersei and the rest of the council looked at the man like the fool he was. He did not notice, and by the time he looked up from his drink, she had mustered the lionness' glare. "Yes, Lord Slynt, but I suspect Lord Varys would not have asked for such a meeting this early in the day if all he had was good news!" The Goldcloak shrunk back, and even Littlefinger winced slightly at the rebuke. Good, let the coin counter know to quieten his dogs.
"Indeed not, your Grace," Varys continued, "Unfortunately, the outcome Lord Slynt hopes for has not come to pass. The wildling king has made peace with Robb Stark, married his goodsister to the young Stark's bastard brother, and pledged to support the North in its fight against the Crown with ten thousand warriors."
Cersei narrowed her eyes. Wildlings made peace with northmen? she wondered, How? Somehow, she knew it was true. Things had been going too smoothly. The gods were not ones to let her have happiness without obstacles.
"Impossible," Lord Baelish declared, "The northern lords would sooner sell their children into slavery in Lyseni brothels than make peace with the wildlings."
It's because they hate us, Cersei realised, More than their hereditary foes. "It seems they would give anything to destroy the realm and its rightful ruler," she said bitterly.
"That is one motivation whispered to me, Your Grace," Varys confirmed, "Another is more strange. There are tales from the far north that the dead walk and the White Walkers command them."
Cersei scoffed. "Your little birds are making up stories."
Lord Varys raised his silk sleeve to his mouth. "I would not report such a thing to you if I was not sure it was indeed talked about among the northern lords, Your Grace."
Slynt gasped out a laugh. "What tripe," he wheezed, "I've heard likelier stories from rapers caught with their breeches around their ankles."
"Never underestimate the power of superstition to form opinion," Littlefinger mused aloud, "The northerners believe the old stories."
Cersei could not believe that tradition alone was enough to convince noblemen to embrace the savages as friends. "Lord Slynt may be right, but how is it the Starks were convinced?"
The eunuch sighed. "The wildlings brought some examples of these walking dead men to Winterfell. I am told they were quite convincing."
Cersei glared. This is becoming obscene. "I very much doubt they were truly shown dead men walking, Lord Varys."
"As you say, Your Grace," the eunuch smiled back, "I report only what my little birds sing to me from White Harbour."
Littlefinger pursed his lips for a moment. "It is within the capabilities of the wildlings to disfigure men to near the point of death, to show the northern lords. Perhaps the savages would even find such a duty honourable. And the lords would certainly find it… impressive."
Cersei found herself tapping the table with her fingers, and stopped it. "Yes Lord Baelish, that may very well be what happened. But it doesn't change our problem. The North no longer has a wildling invasion to deal with and instead has wildling reinforcements. How did the savages get south of the Wall? Did the Night's Watch let them through?"
Varys tittered to himself. "The Watch would never do such a thing. No, the wildlings had help from a band of foreigners that were stranded north of the Wall. They breached the Wall and took Castle Black from the rear. Not a single wildling died in the assault. I have confirmation that Eastwatch fell around the same time to a massed attack by wildlings in boats."
"Gods preserve us," Pycelle muttered, "Such a catastrophe has been unheard since the days of the Night's King. Even if the wildlings did war with the Starks, it would take a full expedition to deal with such an incursion after the Crown's victory in the south. Else we would be find them coming down from the Neck."
Cersei did not care what it would take to repel the wildlings. She cared that her nascent plan for dealing with the Starks now seemed to be impossible. "So the Night's Watch is destroyed?"
"It is uncertain what has happened to them," Varys said, "Certainly there is no point sending anyone to the Wall any longer. Not least Eddard Stark. That is the wildling kingdom now."
Cersei wanted to snarl at the world. Why does every man save Jaime fail in his duty and cause everything I plan to crumble! "Now we cannot use Lord Stark by making him take the black. We must find another way to stop his son and his new savage friends, or trust in my father to win the war."
Littlefinger smiled, his eyes cruel. "There may be another option, Your Grace. I cannot believe that Lord Stark would approve of his son and his lords making peace with the wildlings."
"Nor can I," Cersei agreed. The man's family threw the savages back every time the Watch failed… and he guards his honour too closely to allow himself to be the one who did not.
Littlefinger perched his hands together in front of him, elbows on the table. "I propose to have Lord Stark order his son back to fight the wildlings, and once that is complete, send the good lord to the Wall to restore the Night's Watch."
Cersei felt a vein in her head pulse. I am surrounded by imbeciles. "A wonderful plan, Lord Baelish, except there is no guarantee his son will obey any command from his imprisoned father. He has a chance at winning now, with an alliance with the wildlings in his pocket."
Littlefinger was not bothered. "It will take time for the wildlings to arrive, your father should be able to teach the young Stark a thing or two about war in the meantime. Besides, Lord Stark and his son should both care for the well being of Sansa. I don't believe either would do anything to see her harmed. If the brother does not comply, give the girl over to me, as you have with her companion."
Liking the sound of that better, Cersei reclined into her chair. "I had planned on Sansa being of use against her father," she admitted, "I suppose it is no great difference to do the same against her brother."
Littlefinger's smile reached his eyes, gleaming with some triumph. Cersei wondered what he was so pleased about, before she recalled a story about him fighting a Stark for the hand of Catelyn Tully, in the days of the Mad King. He wants the girl for himself, she thought with amusement, If her brother doesn't comply with my commands, Baelish shall have her.
"Your Grace," Varys began, "I do not believe Robb Stark's defeat is so certain. The same foreigners that breached the Wall are also responsible for the peace between the northern lords and the wildlings. They march at the head of the northern army now. Their rumoured capabilities are… startling."
Cersei narrowed her eyes, displeased that yet another road looked to close against her. "How do you know that? We have had no word that the northern army has marched yet. Why would foreigners care to attack us? Are they sellswords?"
"I do not believe so, Your Grace," Varys responded, before he looked to the Grand Maester.
Pycelle coughed and produced a raven scroll from his voluminous robes. "Your Grace, we received a message from the foreigners themselves. It was strange, and contained Valyrian phrases inside the sentences in the Common Tongue, but I believe I understand their meaning. It may clarify matters."
Cersei could tell her seat's pillows were truly an excellent idea as the Grand Maester cleared his throat several times. We'll be here all day. "Very well, read it, but do hurry."
The man finally began.
"To all combatants in Westeros, this is a notice from the Canadian Forces.
In light of evidence of war crimes and crimes against humanity discovered in the village of Septon's Rest, and owing to the unsafe condition of the region, we declare that a total exclusion area now exists between the Neck and the Trident, and between the Ruby Ford to surround the entirety of the God's Eye for a distance of thirty leagues.
Within this area, the Canadian Forces reserve the right to attack any force at our discretion. Any host interfering with our passage to the God's Eye will be fired upon. All belligerent forces are therefore advised to evacuate the exclusion area.
This notice has been dispatched to King's Landing, Harrenhall, Riverrun, and those keeps along the King's Road that may be presently occupied by belligerent forces. This does not constitute a declaration of war, but it is the only and final warning.
Signed, Michael Duquesne, Elector of Calgary, Officer-Commanding of Canadian Forces in Westeros."
Cersei's mind tried to coil around the intent of the message, but failed. Canadian Forces? Crimes against humanity? Total exclusion area? she thought, And what do they mean 'any force will be fired upon'? Her face blushed with anger. "Grand Maester, that has not clarified matters at all."
Pycelle blinked, as if she was missing something obvious, before his mouth began to work like a horse chewing on something as he tried to figure out how to respond. Disgusting.
"Your Grace, the foreigners seek to reach the God's Eye," Varys added, "For what reason, I cannot say, nor can I say that they will stop there. They will join with the Starks and wildlings to attack any host your father presents against them. Note that Moat Cailin was not among the locations they listed as where this message was being sent."
He tucked his hands inside his robes. "They breached the Wall and took Castle Black without losing a single person. It was they who convinced the northern lords to make peace. And now they frame their aggression with moral language about crimes… They are a dangerous opponent. Politically and on the field of battle. Your father's host may not be sufficient."
"Septon's Rest is the first village south of the causeway through the Neck, Your Grace," Pycelle added, "It means Robb Stark's host has already left Moat Cailin. The Starks are already in the Riverlands, with wildling reinforcements and another host known to take walls with preternatural ease. We may need to consider preparing the city's defences."
Cersei couldn't believe her ears. Am I the only one with courage in this room? "Do you have so little faith in my father's abilities?" she asked.
Littlefinger pounced on the chance to flatter her family. "I would not count out Lord Tywin so easily. The situation is not so desperate that we should prepare immediately. The treasury certainly won't thank you for starting a panic."
Sneering within her own mind at the man's snivellry, Cersei inclined her head in thanks to him regardless. "I cannot help but agree, Lord Baelish." The man made a little bow in his seat to her for that.
"The reports of the Canadians' capabilities trouble me greatly, Your Grace," Lord Varys continued, "The entirety of White Harbour was abuzz with talk of them being able to see in the dark, or destroy walls in an instant, to travel faster than horses could possibly allow and cut down men with bolt throwers that can shoot hundreds of bolts. These tales are too consistent to be entirely false."
"More fantasies," Slynt contributed unhappily.
"Exaggerations, Lord Varys," Pycelle said with a dismissive wave, "I agree they are dangerous, but we can set aside such talk. They are dangerous because they have forged a peace between northmen and wildlings, and have evidently taught the wildlings to fight as civilised men."
"This could even be a Stark ploy," Littlefinger added, "Perhaps these Canadians or even Robb Stark's vassal lords have spread these rumours knowing they would get back to us."
That had more of a ring of truth to Cersei than anything else said so far. But Varys continued to press his argument. It all blurred into a fog of nonsense. Her head throbbing and her stomach calling for something better than bread and cheese, she finally had heard enough.
"Lord Varys, Grand Maester, you both think that the Canadians are a problem," she said, interrupting the back-and-forth, "Lord Baelish, Lord Slynt, you both believe they are not so large a threat that we need to prepare. This is the first I've heard of such a people in my life, nor am I sure we should care."
"Your Grace, I would agree with Lord Varys they are a problem," Littlefinger said, eager for the last word, "But no, not a threat yet."
Cersei could've strangled him. Now he's sitting on the fence because I have not ruled on the matter yet. "Very well, then I shall decide. We shall not stir fear in the city, but nor shall we do nothing. I will speak to Lord Stark this evening and make it clear he is to cooperate, as Lord Baelish has suggested."
"And the wildlings? The Canadians?" Pycelle enquired.
Allowing herself time to think about it, Cersei picked up the jug of wine next to her and poured another cup's worth, swirling before taking a drink. How to deal with these magical Canadians…
"For the foreigners, we shall send assassins. Even if they are not a threat on the scale Lord Varys suggests, they have sided with our enemies. If they are so formidable in battle, we shall not allow them to fight on their own terms. The wildlings that follow them will begin fighting over who is in charge.
She gestured between Littlefinger and the eunuch. "The impact on the treasury will be minimal compared to preparing for an attack, and signals no weakness to our enemies. It also sends a clear message that those from beyond Westeros should not ally themselves with rebels and traitors."
"Very wise, Your Grace," Varys tittered.
"A proportionate response," Littlefinger agreed.
Pycelle and Slynt made no motion towards dissent, the old maester simply nodding as if to himself and the Goldcloak drinking more wine.
"I'm glad you approve," Cersei stated, "See my command realised, my lords. And prepare the way to the Black Cells for my arrival."
"Yes, Your Grace."
Chapter 41: The Private
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THE PRIVATE
The trees along the King's Road sighed in the gentle breeze, their leaves sheltering the warriors of the Free Folk from the summer sun beaming down from a deep blue sky. Beyond the shade were rolling fields and little brooks, the crops growing tall in some places, others full of cattle, no fences or hedges to divide them.
The humidity rolling off the Green Fork just within sight to the west filled the air; not as badly as the Neck's nasty fog, but enough to make it harder to breath when the breeze stopped before starting again. It was close to paradise, except for the blood pooling in puddles all over the road, the iron smell of it everywhere; the horses neighing and men moaning in pain as they lay in piles among the dead.
Standing atop the small rise beside the road, Louis found the victims of the ambush spread in a wide arc below him. They tried to get around us. They tried to flee. They didn't succeed.
Three nights now Duquesne had brought Louis and the others to fight small Lannister outrider groups. With infrared night vision and firearms that could defeat any medieval armour in existence, they were not so much battles as massacres. Those few outriders that had survived had been handed over to the locals for trial once the Laughing Tree had passed by.
But after what they had found on entering the first village on the first night, Louis hadn't cared. He had been the one to stumble upon four men raping a fourteen year old in the stables of Septon's Rest by the King's Road. He had been the one to draw first blood. He couldn't help himself. Something had rose up from inside him, taken control of his body and mind, and put the four down.
That event had been all the justification that Duquesne had needed. Maybe he had even hoped for it.
On the third night, the LT had issued a warning by raven from the small keep of Sevensguard, telling everyone on the route to the Isle of Faces that getting in the way would result in fighting.
Louis wasn't sure if it was a tactic to scare the Lannisters into withdrawing or legal cover so that fighting to the magic island wouldn't cause trouble, but either way, he had no problem with it. Let the bastards die, he thought.
Until now.
On the morning of the fourth day, the wargs spotted a far larger and much better armed force of cavalry coming north on the King's Road. They would reach where the Laughing Tree was encamped by the afternoon.
Duquesne immediately decided on fighting. There was no refraining from deploying Canadian arms to battle now, unlike at the Last Inn against the Norreys.
The Lannister scouts were allowed to pass and dealt with behind the main battle site by Jon Stark and his riders. Duquesne's warning was nailed to a post in the middle of the road a few clicks further south; the enemy would have no excuse to say they didn't know they were in danger.
Without their scouts to look out for threats, the main body of Lannister men rode straight into a V-shaped ambush, facing archers and pikes on both sides of the road and Zheng with the machine gun in front of them.
Louis had been the one to signal the attack, braining the lead noble's horse with a shot from his scout rifle. That had been the beginning of the sick feeling that now gripped his throat.
The horse hadn't done anything wrong even if its rider had. The man wore gleaming plate armour, the breastplate etched with a burning tree in bronze. He looked like every part of the knight of medieval history and fantasy stories, or what Louis imagined those to be anyway.
Bullets had raked the entire length of the Lannister column from vanguard to rearguard, and arrows sailed through the trees and roadside shrubs. The horses were the main targets at first. Duquesne wanted as many prisoners as possible, and most importantly, no one to run back to tell the tale.
Now the knight stood among a fraction that had remained alive, favouring the leg that hadn't been caught under his horse when it was shot, his sword tossed on the ground.
"We yield!" he shouted, "We yield!"
For a terrible moment, Louis thought Duquesne would ignore it. Another burst from Zheng on the machine gun chased a pair of runners further down the road, the tracers flying over the heads of the surrendering knights. Arrows flew at them, though they took the shots on their shields and were unhurt by them.
"Cease fire," Duquesne ordered over the comms, before standing to repeat the order at full volume, "CEASE FIRE!" The shout hurt Louis' ears, the LT was right beside him. They can hear you, sir.
The attack stopped dead at once, though not quickly enough to O'Neill's satisfaction. "Took you a minute there, sir," the Sergeant said flatly.
Tell me about it, Louis agreed silently, preferring to look up at the sky rather than down at the carnage.
"Had to make sure no one could ride away," Duquesne responded, before turning to Louis, "Sayer, with me. Watch my back." He quickly strode by and slid down the embankment onto the road.
Louis waited until just before his hesitation would be noted, trying to gather up the sky before being forced to look at the ground, and followed. Once on the road, every step was wet with ichor with blood. The LT had positioned himself in the centre, where he knew the enemy commander would be… and where the most killing had to be done. And it had been done, by Louis no less than the others.
Duquesne moved carefully, aiming his rifle at this man or that, not trusting anyone no matter how injured or helpless they seemed. He also kept the lane of fire for Zheng clear, in case those still standing were playing games.
Louis thought that was very wise, and did the same as he trailed behind. Terror might be on their faces for now, but even a hint of weakness and even the injured would be on their feet with daggers in their hands. Compared to him, many of the knights seemed to be built like athletes or gym bros. Guys who could bend you in half with their bare hands. Getting all the food then training daily to move around in full metal armour will do that…
The LT skirted a dead man with an arrow through his armour and chest to the feathers, one of Ygritte's magic shots if Louis was any judge. He blinked. There's no way she should've been able to shoot through that steel with a bow! It caused the stitched scar on his face itch again like it had just happened yesterday. God, how close did I come to having my face carved off by that wight's arrow?
The LT halted in front of the circled knights that remained, rifle up.
Louis' hands tingled, his trigger finger most of all. The armoured men may have dropped their swords and maces, but they held onto their shields and at the short distance could probably overwhelm the two of them if they were willing to sacrifice most of their group to do it. Don't try it, assholes… he thought, trying to transmit the notion as much as just talking to himself.
"Toss those shields and sidearms away from you!" Duquesne commanded, "Then uncover your faces, kneel and put your hands on your heads!"
There was reluctance to obey those commands. Heads turned this way and that, gauntlet fingers curled around the long knives at their belts. But the leader with the burning tree etched on his armour gave a wave of the hand towards the ground, raised his helmet's visor and threw his own shield and dagger into the roadside ditch behind.
The rest followed suit, but they waited until their leader had knelt to do the same. Only then did all of them put their hands on their heads. Louis took a breath of relief. Even without weapons, he didn't like the odds. There were as many as thirty of the men still combat capable.
The LT sauntered over to the leader, like he was on a stroll. Putting on an act? Louis thought, as he followed.
"Ser Addam Marbrand, I presume?" Duquesne said, standing over the knight, "I am Lieutenant Michael Duquesne of the Canadian Army. And this is Private Louis Sayer. My condolences, you are now a prisoner of war."
Marbrand did not reply. His dark brown eyes just looked up at the LT with hatred from his slim face, a string of orange-red hair was stuck to his forehead with sweat.
"Don't be salty," Duquesne frowned, "I did warn you. You rode on past my sign like you owned the place. You're sitting there now because of your own poor decisions. Be more polite before I decide to be less magnanimous."
The prisoner's eyes flashed with anger. "You would harm men who have yielded to you for not deigning to speak?" Marbrand asked, "There is nothing to say."
The LT shook his head with disbelief. "No, I would give you to the locals for trial. From what I have seen and what they tell me, your men have treated them like shit. I would imagine they did so on your orders. I may have to hand you over anyway, I have nowhere to hold all your men as prisoners. Don't make that decision easy for me."
Any thought of the mercy falling silent, Louis felt revulsion creep up his throat at the memory of what he saw at Septon's Rest. Maybe we should just shoot this guy.
A rustling to the left turned his head, and he found one of the injured riders crouched beside, a long dagger in his hand. Fuck! Louis raised his rifle and shot the man in the chest twice. The man slumped to the ground again, gurgling blood out of his mouth. The revulsion grew, the increasing smell of shit and blood not helping.
"That wasn't wise," Duquesne said, thumbing at the newly created corpse, "Did you order him to do that?"
"I apologise for that," Marbrand replied quickly, not admitting if he had ordered the attempt on the LT's life, "He should not have done it. But it is not just for you to hand us to the Riverlanders, nor is it in your interest. Ransoms will be offered for our return. We are only following the command of our liege-lord, as no doubt you are only following the word of yours."
Louis grit his teeth with anger. "I bet," he half-shouted, managing to get his , "We've been hearing all sorts of stories about your liege-lord's orders, you piece of shit."
Duquesne shot him a look to calm down. Louis felt a burning shame at the outburst, which was soothed a little by the LT's own reply to Marbrand. "Private Sayer is correct. Where we're from, 'just following orders' is not a defence."
The knight rolled his eyes. "Why do foreigners always think to lecture us… Lord Duquesne, we are not 'where you're from'. I thank you for your mercy, but spare me your foreign morality. War is not a kind thing, you must live sheltered lives to think otherwise."
Duquesne clicked his tongue. "You're inside the exclusion zone, Ser Addam," he said with a gesture around them, "Here, it is our ideas about the conduct of war that will be entertained, not yours. But we'll have plenty of time to discuss it. I'll see your men receive medical attention as best we can, but we don't have one of your maesters to help."
He waved his arm and the Laughing Tree moved in from both sides of the road. Two lines of pikes approached slowly, while the archers jumped the wounded and dead on the ground to either drag them out of the way or tie their hands.
Ygritte and Ryk soon appeared, Ygritte's bow hand sticky with red sap and the top of Ryk's long spear coated in a liquid of the same dark red colour from the inside of someone he had stabbed with it. The pair avoided the dead and dying like they were the worst scum of the Earth, rather than a threat. Louis thought that very wise.
The spearwife's eyes quickly locked onto Lord Marbrand, and tilted her head in confusion. "Why are these ones still breathing?" Ygritte asked Duquesne, "Kneelers aren't any good to us alive. They won't thank us for it neither."
"Intelligence gathering," Louis said before the LT could, "We need to know what they know. How big the Lannister army is, what sort of soldiers they have. That kind of thing."
"Exactly right, Private," Duquesne said approvingly.
The lowering evening sun painted the sky and the nameless village below in a much more pleasant warmth than had beamed down at midday. The settlement was in a hollow between three hills, allowing the scent of cooking horse meat and open ale casks to hover everywhere.
Only a few hours had passed since the battle, but everywhere the tribe of the Laughing Tree's men and women caroused; eating, singing, screwing each other in the bushes. Even Jon Stark was coming out of his shell a little, drinking with Val and laughing with Zheng, all three of them sitting on top of a house's low roof.
The locals joined in the partying, putting aside their prejudices to welcome the killers of those that had ransacked their homes and storehouses hours before. Mostly, they just jeered at the closed doors of their sept, inside which the prisoners were being kept and tended by the local septons and septas. Atop its spire, the Maple Leaf flag flew lazily, the white turned a fiery orange, the red darker like blood.
Louis leaned against a wall around the building opposite, a wooden mug of ale in his hand, glancing between the flag and the party. He wondered what journalists or the 'brass' would think of this scene, and what his mother would say about what he had done. He didn't imagine any of them having favourable opinions.
His mood had caused most of the spearwives chasing him to go find more entertaining men to be stolen by, for the moment, with the exception of the two Louis almost expected to stay.
Iola sat on a stool quietly beside him, drinking cup in one hand and her other pulling moulting feathers from the body of her snowy eagle. The bird cooed and turned its head at every pull. The new warmer climate was affecting all the animals that had come south.
Grette on the other hand was not being quiet. She was leaning beside him on the same wall, a crossbow under one of her arms. She laughed loudly at the antics of the other Free Folk around them, pointing out this or that thing. She had shared anecdotes now and then, but Louis could only half remember them. He felt bad about it, but was too caught up in his own thoughts to allow himself to participate even knowing that.
The fact that both of them were what would be considered a state of undress anywhere but a beach barely registered too. It was only when Grette pressed herself to him that he realised. It was hard to ignore her when she did that. She matched Louis' height at five foot ten, had red hair and blue eyes that were almost purple, and had what O'Neill called 'assets'. God, I feel half-asleep. What is wrong with me?
"You're not drinking," Grette laughed, "Why not? We won!" She kissed Louis on the cheek and then on the lips for good measure, which did make him feel better. Thank you Grette, he thought. Whatever was distracting him had melted away a little.
"He doesn't drink," Iola said, not moving her green eyes from her bird.
Grette scoffed. "Then he would've died of thirst, witch." She took a big gulp from her own mug, made of some sort of dull metal.
Louis frowned. Grette didn't like skinchangers and wargs, for some reason.
Iola finally stopped pulling her eagle's feathers and aimed a glare at the taller woman. "He drinks water. He doesn't drink ale. You'd know that if you paid attention to anyone but yourself."
A snarl on her face, Grette pushed herself off the wall to stand up. "Aye, I'm just standing here trying to cheer him up for my own bloody amusement. After a victory. How selfish of me."
Iola glanced at the weapon in Grette's hands, before raising one of her own to the sky. The eagle flapped off immediately, beginning to circle overhead. "He doesn't need cheering up," she said, remaining seated, "He needs to think what he's thinking for a while."
Grette shook her head in disbelief. "What sort of shite is that…"
Louis exhaled, not wanting to enter the argument but not wanting them to fight over him. "Do I get a say in what I think I need?"
"No," came the reply from both.
Not intending to take that as a real answer, Louis opened his mouth to object but let it hang as he noticed a group of riders approaching from the north. He shut his mouth again and stood up from the wall. "Kneelers," he said to the two girls with him.
"That big Umber and some other Starklander lords," Iola corrected, "Saw them riding towards us earlier." Through her eagle, she meant.
Louis bit his lip and looked around for Duquesne. He was nowhere to be found. Neither was O'Neill. Where the hell are they? "Let's greet them before they ride into the party."
Grette snorted. "Last thing we need is that big Umber on his horse in the middle of all this," she agreed with a wave to the revelry, "They'll think someone shaved a giant and taught it to ride a horse. Man must be seven feet tall."
"Who knew they stacked shit that high?" Louis chuckled.
Iola and Grette looked at each other and laughed, Louis smiling to himself at how easy that had been as he threw the assault rifle's sling over his head. The greatest hits of Hollywood, stolen so I can make girls laugh. Sometimes this place is heaven. "Come on then."
The three of them wandered to where the King's Road met the village, the shadows of the cattle in the fields nearby getting very long. The riders were still at some distance, which gave Louis time to turn on the flashlight on the end of his rifle and attach his night vision goggles to his helmet.
Nothing like a little near-magical technology to scare the shit out of them. The irony of it wasn't lost on him. No doubt the Europeans had thought the same when wandering the wilds of North America, once upon a time. But when barbarians straight out of Europe's past want to kill you for some random insulting thing you did, Louis wanted every little piece of help to not get split in half by a broadsword.
The approaching column was surprisingly colourful, the sigils of the various Stark-sworn houses having every shade of the rainbow. One even wore pink.
The 'Greatjon' Umber was leading the riders, as promised, dressed in mixed plate and chainmail. He held up a large fist and the riders slowed. The man's brow was knit tightly with annoyance, until he realised who Louis was. A toothy grin appeared as he peered down from his saddle. "Lord Sayer," he said, "We were just inspecting your handiwork up the road."
Knew we should've buried the dead. Louis bit down a remark that it wasn't his handiwork, it was the fault of the Marbrand asshole. "Decided to catch up with us, did you?" he replied instead.
"Imagine the Starks fighting their own battles," Iola agreed, "What a sight that would be."
"Cover yourself up, wildling," said one man wearing the Karstark sunburst, "Lest one take the sight of you for a whore and treat you accordingly."
Louis felt his stomach burn at that. Who the fuck does he think he is?
Iola stared back at the guy… and her eagle circled closer. "Very brave for a man who saw what we can do. With or without clothes."
Louis pointedly raised his rifle, just high enough to make the threat apparent and allow an easy snapshot against the Karstark.
Lord Umber eventually waved the man off, and he and the other lords listened with diplomatic patience as Grette threw in her two cents too. "Heard you were away at some bridge or something, begging some other kneeler lord to let you pass, Umber."
The Greatjon erupted with a growl from deep in his chest, but it wasn't directed at the Free Folk women taunting him. Louis breathed a little easier. "Aye, something like that, though hearing it from the likes of you, I do not love. Walder Frey drove a hard bargain for his toll. Where's Lord Duquesne?"
Louis still didn't know, but he couldn't say that. And he didn't know how the other Free Folk would react to the Stark lords waltzing in. "Dismount and I'll bring you to him. The rest of your guys can tie up the horses at the stables and stay there."
"Lord Bolton, Lord Torrhen and Lady Dacey will join me," the Greatjon rumbled, "We're here to talk to Lord Duquesne. No point in me going by myself, even if I am leading this host."
Louis shrugged. It was reasonable enough, and four lords couldn't win against his rifle anyway. "Okay, just keep your weapons away and let me do any talking if someone gets angry."
One of the locals allowed the use of his inn's main room for the lords to rest for the night, and as a place to talk to away from the ongoing party. It was a cozy room, just about large enough for the meeting to take place, but well lit with candles and the fires burning in hearths along one wall. It smelled of cooked meat; much of the horse steaks that had been consumed earlier had been cooked there.
The Stark lords sat down along one side off the long table that took up most of the available space, its surface a large slab of sandstone. Louis recognised the pretty but tall Dacey Mormont from Moat Cailin, a mace hanging from her belt. The thin and stern Torrhen Karstark joined her, his sunburst logo covering most of his chest. It was also impossible to not recognise Jon 'the Greatjon' Umber, the barrel chested giant of a man that was very much a younger version of his uncle, Mors.
The fourth of the lords Louis didn't know, which seemed strange. The man was smaller than he was, but about average for the 'northmen'. His skin was pale and slightly red at his cheeks, and he was clean shaven, unlike almost every lord he had come across. Where the others were boisterous, he was quiet and aloof. He wore a pink cloak with blood drops around his shoulders. His sigil seemed to be a diagram of a human body too. What's that all about?
The nobles were greatly pleased as the innkeeper laid out ale, wine, cheese and bread for them. Louis could only think that this was exactly the welcome they expected in the Riverlands; liberators to be cheered and rewarded. Except we did the fighting, not them, he thought with annoyance as he waited for the response from the LT on joining the fun.
In the end, Duquesne and O'Neill refused the immediate 'invitation' to speak with the Stark lords. They were too busy in the sept with the prisoners. They hadn't said so, but Louis was sure they were interrogating Marbrand in some way. That didn't leave much choice in who could deal with the Stark lords.
"When will Lord Duquesne join us?" Lord Umber asked cheerily, chewing away at some bread, "I would congratulate him on his victory, and talk about what happens next." The other lords made noises of agreeing with the question from their throats, though Lady Dacey Mormont just looked up from her mug of ale.
Trying to figure out an answer, Louis decided he needed to play for time. He chose to begin by very deliberately sitting down at the table on the empty side, and threaded his hands together in front of him in the most business-like posture he could think of. Right in front of the Greatjon's seat opposite.
It was claimed the man was seven foot tall. Louis knew that wasn't true, no more than the claim that the Wall was seven hundred foot tall. Umber was still large enough to reach over the table and drag whoever annoyed him across to be dealt with. Somehow that was a more scary prospect than fighting White Walkers. At least I can shoot White Walkers and I won't destroy the peace.
Having followed Louis into the inn, Grette and Iola took seats to either side, neither side betraying any sign of nervousness. How do they do that? he wondered, as he gestured for some food and drink himself to buy another minute.
The brown ale in a ceramic jug with mugs soon appeared, and he poured Iola, Grette and himself some as the bread and cheese arrived.
The Greatjon repeated himself. "Well? Where is Duquesne?"
Louis picked up his mug and pretended to drink, before clearing his throat. It wouldn't do any good for his voice to squeak when talking to Lord Umber. God, give me another White Walker to shoot instead.
"Not coming," he said firmly, "You were not expected, and he's in the middle of something, so…"
"What do you mean he's not coming?!" the Greatjon asked, "He would insult the lords of the North by not receiving us?"
"No," Louis said, "Someone else is coming."
"Who?"
The door to the outside opened, and the answer came walking in.
Zheng had her green regimental beret on instead of her helmet, but otherwise was fully equipped for battle with armour and weapons. She hadn't been wearing either when Louis had last seen her.
More importantly, she wore a face that looked like she could tear a man's throat out with her teeth. Despite what that implied could happen in the next few minutes, Louis was still glad to see her. The Greatjon couldn't overwhelm the two of them.
Zheng paced quickly from the door to the Canadian-Free Folk side of the table. Louis smelled wine on the air as she arrived beside Iola. She began by tapping the skingchanger on the shoulder. "Up," she commanded.
Iola scowled but knew better than to argue with Zheng. But Iola was Iola. Like it was the most natural thing in the world, she stood out of her chair and settled into Louis' lap, throwing one arm around his neck and picking up his ale mug for a drink. She wiggled in place for a moment, green eyes locked to Louis' gaze.
Though he couldn't say he wasn't pleased, Louis glanced towards Grette, expecting a bad reaction. He found her brow raised, like she regretted not thinking of that herself. Great, they're competing for real.
Zheng shot Louis a stare, which said more than words about what she thought of his situation. Louis felt his face glow red, but hid it as best he could by grabbing a piece of bread, mashing a piece of cheese onto it and eating it. It didn't help much.
"Are you okay, Sayer?" Zheng said in English as she sat down, with a glance to Iola on his lap.
Louis' mind raced back to the events of the day. "I've been better."
Zheng exhaled and rubbed her forehead. "Yeah, know what you mean," she said, "But we've got work to do here. I don't expect these lords to be cooperative at first. We're going to play good cop-bad cop with them. Wanna guess who's the bad cop?"
"Me?" Louis joked back. There was no way in hell she meant him.
"Ha. Ha."
Zheng relaxed in her seat, and gestured to Umber. "Lord Jon Umber, you're late."
The Greatjon smirked toothily. "You're not the first person to say that. And you're not Lord Duquesne."
Zheng shrugged, and began to pour herself a mug of wine from a jug on the table. "I'm just as good. And I thought the proper way to address a Princess was 'Your Grace'?"
"Quite right, your Grace," the quiet lord said, so softly that Louis had to stop himself craning his neck forward to listen.
Zheng nodded in thanks to the man and took a gulp of wine. "Now, what brings you to us, Lord Umber? We expected your army to catch up with us yesterday. We got off the King's Road twice to deal with Lannister outriders. Was there trouble at the bridge Lord Stark wants to cross?"
It wasn't Umber that responded, but instead the quiet lord.
"Lord Frey asked a high price for use of his bridge," the man half-whispered, "And it took some … extensive negotiation."
The Greatjon gave a great nod. "Aye," he boomed, "The weasel demanded Robb set aside his betrothal with the Karstarks and marry one of his brood instead!"
"My father was displeased by the proposal," Torrhen man added, "Offended, even. As was I. I had heard tales of the duplicity of the Freys, but…"
The Greatjon cut him off with a glare. Too much information?
"I guess an alternative was found, or Robb himself would be here?" Louis wondered aloud.
"Disappointed, are you?" the Umber smiled.
Zheng grinned back. "It would've been convenient if Lord Frey had made our plan into the only plan," she admitted, "But now I'm more worried about what it cost you to be here."
"Nothing that concerns you," said the tall Lady Dacey Mormont, "Lord Walder wanted marriages. He got them."
"But it will mean naught if Edmure Tully does not agree to marry Roslin Frey once he is free," the quiet man added, "Lord Frey has said that his support depends on that. Otherwise he will withdraw his bannermen again and declare a peace with the Lannisters. That could concern all of us."
Louis didn't like the sound of that. "Could he do that? Isn't that treason?" he asked, "I mean… you outnumber the army of a single lord, right? Wouldn't you just attack his troops as they left?"
The lords looked at him like he had just suggested eating a baby… Except the quiet one, whose eyes seemed to gleam with something else. What the hell did I just say? Louis thought.
"Nobles have the right of refusal," Torrhen said, "It's only treason if they illegitimately fight against their liege-lord or if they leave in the midst of battle."
Great, they'll go on strike, Louis thought.
"We agreed that the Freys shall have no further part in the war," the Greatjon said firmly, "And we're men and women of our word, Lord Sayer. You'd do well to remember that."
"Though it applies only to the northern lords," the quiet lord added, "I doubt Lord Edmure will be pleased to hear the Freys will not fight unless he marries them."
This is nuts. "Sounds like they're unreliable and you should fight them now," Louis continued, "You already have the troops. You can't have a potential enemy in the rear."
The Greatjon slammed a fist on the table, knocking a jug over and causing the room to be evacuated of the local innkeepers. "Are you going to come along with us and break their walls like you did to the Night's Watch?"
"He won't fight your battles, kneeler," Grette said, flicking her hair out of her eyes.
"Then he should shut his mouth," the Greatjon thundered before Louis could speak for himself, "The Twins are two castles with a bridge between them. Taking them could take moons, and many men would die doing it! Even if we did destroy Lord Frey's banners on the road."
The Corporal raised her hand and clicked her fingers repeatedly. "That's enough," Zheng declared coolly, "He gets the picture, Lord Umber, and you're not being very diplo..."
"Don't tell me when it's enough!" the Greatjon interrupted, "We've got a war to free Ned to fight, we've no time for warring with the Freys!"
Rather than arguing, Zheng produced O'Neill's pistol from the small of her back and put it on the table next to her mug. Again, the quiet lord's eyes gleamed.
She stared at Lord Umber, who quickly quietened and looked like a cow chewing grass for a minute. "You don't speak to us like that," she said, "Especially him." She tilted her head sideways at Louis. She's defending me…
Eventually, the Greatjon sat again and watched, like something he had expected was just confirmed.
He wanted to provoke her… Louis knew why, and why the weapon had such an effect on the lords. He wanted confirmation that it was those sort of weapons that did the damage.
The dead from the battle on the road had been left where they lay, once stripped of useful things. The Stark lords now knew the power of modern firearms and their effects on the human and equine bodies. And Zheng had been the one taking lives with the same sort of weapon just hours before.
"Perhaps we should move on," Dacey Mormont said, after the awkward pause stretched on just too long, "What have you been doing in our absence, Princess Zheng?"
The Corporal did not answer for a moment, staring at the Greatjon as she took another sip of wine. She looked to Mormont. A warning.
"We killed three Lannister outrider groups over the last three nights. Dead to a man. Obviously the main force was expecting regular reports from them, so they came riding up to investigate when that didn't happen. Our skinchangers spotted them long before they arrived. We set an ambush. It went well. Everything else is just detail." She made a dismissed wave of the hand nearest the pistol.
It was bloody, Louis wanted to say, Our enemies didn't know what hit them. But there was no point in saying that. He didn't want another lecture from the Stark lords about war. The thought of that made his insides curl.
The Greatjon stroked his beard. "Did you kill them all?"
Zheng shook her head. "No, we have about fifty locked up in the sept right now, mostly knights. We have their leader, Addam Marbrand."
The mention of that name boiled Louis' blood. "Ser Addam 'Just Following Orders' Marbrand," he complained aloud.
"Just following orders to his doom," Grette joked, "The Burning Tree was beaten by the Laughing Tree."
Iola and Louis both snorted at that, even though they both knew she was still trying to cheer Louis up. It wasn't particularly funny, but it broke the tension. The northern lords exchanged their own smiles too, but for different reasons.
"This is excellent news," the quiet lord said, "He will be a valuable hostage. A firstborn son to one of Tywin Lannister's most useful bannermen. A friend of the Kingslayer. And he is second perhaps only to the Mountain in the field among the cavalry marshals of the West."
Zheng cocked an eyebrow. "Bolton, who says our prisoners are yours to use?"
The quiet lord, named Bolton, waited for an explanation as if he was owed one. Louis waited for Lord Umber to explode.
"No one said," the Greatjon said deliberately, "Though I don't understand why you wouldn't give them to us. Tywin would give much to see Ser Addam returned, as would Lord Marbrand. Perhaps we would pay more to bugger the chances of that happening. And you can trust us more than you can him, if you've any sense in your skull."
Surprised that the man could speak without shouting, Louis realised Umber's bluster was half for show. He's unreasonable because it's expected of him, and lets him move the conversation.
The Corporal spread her hands. "We'll not give up our advantage," she said, "If he's valuable to you, then you're less likely to screw with us and so are the enemy. Maybe we'll hand him over after we get where we're going, if you play nice."
She picked up the weapon on the table and held it in profile.
"As for his friends, if they get in our way, maybe I take my pistol and threaten to plug Ser Addam in the head with it."
Louis blanched. There's no way in hell the brass will forgive us for that. And no way in hell I escape blame for not stopping her, somehow.
Lord Bolton shook his head slowly. "You are a woman to be feared, Lady Zheng," he said, "That much is apparent. But you're not a woman to execute a prisoner in cold blood."
We hope, Louis thought.
Zheng tilted her head and pursed her lips in thought for a moment. "How do you know I won't? We've spoken twice, for a couple of minutes."
Lord Bolton pointed a finger straight at Louis. "Your subordinate's face when you described your plan for Ser Addam."
Louis felt like icewater had just been poured down his neck out of nowhere. It was a mistake to stay here. I've given away something I shouldn't have.
The Corporal glanced at Louis and frowned. "He doesn't really know me either, and I killed over a hundred people today," she said, "Two hundred, even."
Lord Bolton's brow raised, creasing his forehead deeply. The other nobles exchanged looks, like they didn't believe it. Lady Dacey looked to Louis questioningly. He gave her a single nod. Believe it.
"Let's say you're not talking shit," Zheng continued, before she put down the pistol. "I would still lie about shooting Ser Addam to the Lannisters. And I would kill you if you tried to take him from me, regardless of our treaty. Do you believe that?"
The quiet lord didn't reply, and his face betrayed no feelings either. Note to self, Louis said, Don't play poker with this guy. "Yes," Lord Bolton replied flatly.
Feeling they needed to move on again, Louis took out the written warning that had been posted on the King's Road out from his bag and unfolded it.
"We should discuss our next moves," He slid the paper across the table to the Greatjon. "We sent this message to everywhere between here and the God's Eye. Don't think we sent it to the Twins, so you haven't seen it yet."
The other lords moved closer to read, which was no trouble. The chicken-scratchings were written up with large letters, easy to see from a distance. Four mouths produced frowns as the eyes above examined the document. Even Lord Bolton's set.
Torrhen Karstark finished reading first, and leaned across the table on his palms. "You warned them?" he said, "You warned Tywin Lannister that you're coming? Are you mad?"
"We're following our laws," Zheng replied, "We're not at war with the Lannisters. But we are allowed to fight anyone that would prevent us getting … where we need to go."
"And we're allowed to fight people who go raping and murdering along the way," Louis added.
Nodding, Zheng leaned over the table her self on her hands and got in Karstark's face, "In fact, you should spread the word to your own troops. We wouldn't want them to die suddenly in the night. Finding themselves in a FAFO situation would be terrible."
Louis smiled. Zheng really did not give a damn.
Torrhen Karstark stood up from the table, brow knit with confusion. "Fah-Foh?"
Zheng sighed. "Never mind that," she said, sitting again, "The warning also makes the enemy think all your knights and soldiers are coming with us. How'd we tell the Lannisters to get lost without that threat behind the warning? So we can push forward with that in mind."
"Our strategy is set in stone, Lady Zheng," Lady Dacey said, "By command of Lord Robb Stark, we are to advance only so far to engage the host of Tywin Lannister, and to keep as many of us alive as possible for what happens after."
That's not a strategy, Louis scowled.
"The Freys are not yet here," Lord Bolton added, "Their foot is still progressing down the King's Road to join us. Can we create a new strategy without them?"
"Bugger the Freys," Lord Umber said, "I lead here. Lord Robb commanded we meet the enemy and preserve the host. After what I saw on the road today, I want Lord Duquesne and Lady Zheng here with us when we face Tywin. That doesn't go against his command by any stretch."
Zheng crossed her arms. "I'm glad we agree. Since you're playing nice, I can tell you that Mr. Lannister has taken Harrenhal. So the enemy has a hole to run to if we chase him. A hole he'll die in, but still."
The Stark lords showed no surprise.
"Lady Whent likely hadn't the men to defend that ruin," the Greatjon said, stroking his beard, "Though Lord Shits-Gold may. It'll be the Others' own work to pull him out of it."
Zheng clicked her tongue. "He has twenty thousand men and likes mass murder. That would probably be enough to make a castle surrender, if leadership was lacking inside the castle. Other castles are still surrounded by small forces to keep lords locked up."
The Greatjon grunted under his breath, unable to deny her point.
Lord Bolton cleared his throat softly. "How do you know that Lord Lannister has twenty thousand men?" he asked, "Or that other castles have been put to siege?"
Zheng turned to Louis for the answer. Coordinating the warg reconnaissance and reporting back to Duquesne was his job, courtesy of his celebrity status with the Free Folk.
"We sent a skinchanger's bird south along the King's Road to find his main force when we marched out from Moat Cailin. Harrenhal has lion banners over it, and a large Lannister force was spotted this morning marching towards it from the west. Infantry."
Zheng sighed and leaned back in her chair. "They sent their cavalry ahead to scare the castle into surrendering. As you can see, we have far more complete information on what's going on than you probably will ever have. We're going to use it."
"How?" Lord Torrhen asked.
Louis raised a hand to get their attention. "The plan is to be very aggressive," he said, recalling Duquesne's speech about it, "We'll hit the Lannisters hard with our forces, do everything we can to push them back. Blind Tywin Lannister by eliminating all their scouting groups, attack any vanguard forces at night, that sort of thing."
"We can see everything these Lannister kneelers do through the eyes of our skins," Iola threw in, "And stop them sending those raven messages too. My eagle eats ravens."
The Greatjon smiled at that. "Sounds like a bloody good plan to me," he said, "But eventually Lord Tywin will realise it's just your host, not ours."
"Lord Duquesne plans to trick him," Zheng said, "We'll put Jon Stark's force front and centre in a few daylight attacks. Let him blood his fancy magic sword, and I'm not talking about his cock. We'll let a few survivors go back to Tywin. Without scouts, he'll have to assume the full might of the Stark army is coming to get him."
"We think he'll run," Louis said, "Between your forces and ours, he should believe he's outnumbered and outclassed. He'll run south of the river, back to Harrenhal and recall his garrisons from the castles he's already taken in the central Riverlands to even the odds."
Zheng raised her mug in mock salute. "Once Lord Lannister is south of the Ruby Ford, it doesn't matter if he discovers our little lie. We can fortify the river crossings, giving him only bad choices; fight us where we want him to or cool his heels in Harrenhal. In the mean time, your lord's plan should have worked, and we can go to the Isle of Faces without much threat to us." She drank to that idea.
The Stark lords lips curled like cats that got the milk; they were suitably impressed.
"Your plan is to defeat Tywin Lannister?" the Greatjon asked with a chuckle, "Here I thought I'd have to convince you to join me in trying it."
Zheng raised her mug again. "We're full of surprises."
"The notion to use Lord Snowstark to convince Tywin of the ruse is a good one," Torrhen Karstark agreed, "It will be known by Lord Tywin that Lord Robb and Snowstark are as close as real brothers."
Snowstark? Louis thought, Is that Jon? "Is that what you're calling Jon Stark, Lord Torrhen?"
The man soured at that. "His position is not yet decided," Torrhen insisted, "While we accept his position as guardian of Moat Cailin, his being a Stark will be for Lord Eddard to decide once and for all, after we have freed him from King's Landing."
"And after we've buggered Tywin right up the arse," the Greatjon boomed happily, "I'll drink to that."
Zheng clinked his mug with her own and joined him. Jesus, is she really drunk? Louis wondered if Jon was okay with the moniker Snowstark, and made a mental note to find out.
"If I might ask," Lord Bolton said, "Lord Tywin is known for his cunning. What will you do if he does not fall for the ruse?"
Louis bit his lip, trying to recall what Duquesne said about it. "We'll retreat and make him bleed for every step forwards. Once we get close to you guys, we'll slip away, get around him and go south as planned." If we have the fuel.
"You'll abandon us to him?" Lady Dacey asked.
Zheng laughed loudly. "You're not ours to abandon in the first place," she said, wiping tears from her eyes, "Like I said before, we're not at war with Tywin Lannister or anyone else. Our job is to kill enough of his people to get him to leave us alone, nothing else. Unless we get orders otherwise."
Louis felt that was a little too bad cop. "But you probably don't need to worry. Lord Lannister isn't going to let us pass without a fight, but he won't rush to fight us either until he knows what's going on. From his reputation, he's great at killing the helpless but he doesn't take big risks. That's why Lieutenant Duquesne thinks his plan will work."
"Aye," the Greatjon agreed, drawing out the word to twice its usual length with a scratch of his beard, "Tywin sat out the Rebellion until it was clear who would win. When taking King's Landing, he didn't attack himself, but had his pet Grand Maester convince the Mad King to open the gates. He'll delay until he has the advantage of walls or numbers."
"So you agree our plan is the way forward," Zheng said, "All we need is for you to keep your 'host' moving as fast as you can, so you can support us quickly if the Lannisters decide to make a fight of it."
The Greatjon drank, considering the idea. "I'll agree on one condition," he said, "And that's if we reach the Ruby Ford, you lot will fall under my command for the battle. I'll not budge on that."
He's screwed us, Louis thought, his jaw tightened with annoyance, Fucking nobility, it's a brain condition.
"Now who's abandoning who, kneeler?" Iola asked venomously, drawing great affection from Louis for it. He couldn't play the bad cop, after all. He had to look like the reasonable one. He wrapped his arms around her waist, as if trying to restrain her.
Lord Umber shrugged his massive shoulders and drank again, the criticism falling off of him like rain. He's making his play, Louis realised, An ultimatum.
Lord Bolton gave a knock of his knuckles on the table, and ignored Iola in favour of speaking directly to the Corporal.
"Creatures with two heads do not live, Lady Zheng. You should consider that, and offer reasonable conditions for placing yourselves under Lord Umber's command. We possess the larger host, no matter how deadly you are. By rights, this grants us the command. I'm sure that is true even in your… world."
Louis and Zheng both knew that it was impossible, and it fell to only one of them to make that clear. The bad cop.
"We can't do that," Zheng replied firmly.
The Greatjon's face was blank when he placed his large hands on the table to push himself up out of his seat and leave. The rest of the lords began to do the same, shooting disapproving glares across at Zheng in particular.
Louis shot to his feet in a half-panic, putting Iola onto the table from his lap with a yip. They'll go out and get killed by the Laughing Tree wearing faces like that.
"Lord Umber, you can stay," he interrupted, "Take this inn to sleep in tonight. No point leaving now, you'll be riding through the dark." And maybe Duquesne can talk you down tomorrow.
The Stark bannermen paused and considered it. "That's kind of you, Lord Sayer," Lady Dacey said graciously, "We thank you." The lords seemed to accept that as a conciliatory gesture, and sat down again.
Louis restrained another blush, Lady Mormont was very attractive, and cleared his throat. "No problem," he said, before turning to the others, "Let's go."
Grette got up and Iola hopped off the table. Zheng did so afterwards only with reluctance. Together, they left the inn, back into the party atmosphere of the town. Louis could see brawls now, with circles of men and women cheering the fighting on as the fighters tested themselves. The sun was down entirely now, the only evidence of it an orange smear to the west.
The minute the door shut, Zheng turned to the two Free Folk women. "Leave me with Sayer for a minute."
Neither of them did as they were told. Zheng took her carbine into her hands. Iola and Grette stood their ground. Iola even crossed her arms.
Louis bit down a laugh. "They're not soldiers," he said in English.
"Not yet," Zheng replied, looking the pair up and down, "Anyway, I just wanted to ask how you were… something bothering you?"
Louis felt his answer catch in his throat. "Guess there is. Can't say what, but there is."
Zheng frowned. "I bet I can. You never signed up for combat. Now you're waist deep in other people's blood. You're supposed to be wandering around the NWT, shooting bears and shit."
Louis couldn't restrain his laugh this time, though it came out a bit manic. "I guess I am. You seem okay, though?"
The Corporal kicked a stone out of her way. "I'm not. I did sign up for blood, and home is only a few hundred clicks down that road. I've been better prepared for all this than you have. But it's been months and we've not had a single day where we could relax."
She looked out over the town. "Always on guard against zombies, ice demons, medieval nobles with delusions of grandeur… even the Free Folk and their thieving, raping ways." She thumbed at Grette.
"What are you saying?" the tall spearwife asked in the Common Tongue, with a roll of the eyes.
Zheng ignored her. "You go rest," she said, "You're relieved of duty for tomorrow too. Tell your skinchangers to report to me."
Louis blinked. "Can you let me do that?"
"Watch me. I'll chew Duquesne and O'Neill up if they try to stop you."
"What about the Stark lords? What about the plan?"
"Good thing about the LT's plan is we don't need them to agree for it to work. I think that's why he sent me instead of interrupting his interviews with the prisoners."
She poked a finger into his chest. "Now go do what I said. Relax. That's an order, Private. Excuse me, I need to go make sure those idiots fighting down there don't damage anything permanently."
Zheng stalked away with intent, carbine balanced on her hip. Louis didn't watch her, but returned his attention to the two women who remained. Orders are orders.
"What did she say?" Iola asked.
"She ordered me to take tonight and tomorrow to do whatever I want."
"What about whoever you want?" Grette joked.
Louis shook his head, unable to keep the blush and grin off his face. "Not quite ready for that, Grette. Not sure you'll be able to come with me to Canada."
Grette pouted, but understood. Iola did too. Louis wasn't going to go that far with either of them unless he knew for sure they could come home with him. But he didn't want them to abandon him either. I don't know what I'd do without them.
"Want to go bet on the fights?" he asked to cheer them up.
Iola and Grette both grinned.
Chapter 42: Tyrion
Chapter Text
As the clansmen of the Vale approached each, watchers from towers of unmortared stone fled with reckless abandon, leaving behind vittles and packs as they took to their horse and ponies… and red banners emblazoned with the Lannister lion. The clan chiefs found this greatly amusing, Chella's harsh laugh erupting in the ear each time it happened.
Tyrion could not explain the phenomenon. Though he rode at the front of the column, not a single one of his father's bannermen seemed to recognise him, and they seemed more afraid of the clansmen than good sense ought to suggest. There were perhaps three hundred of the barbarians behind him, and the total number assigned to watch the low hills was at least that much by Tyrion's count. But why? He wondered, What could be up here that requires such a strong watch? Who commands them?
More strange was when one of the towers bothered to release a raven. The big black bird burst forth from the top of the last tower before the flats, but a far larger all-white eagle swooped out of sky and savaged the messenger with its talons. Tyrion grimaced at the attack, tracking the raven as it fell and half-expecting the eagle to follow up its meal. Except it was not a meal. The eagle had continued to circle instead, eyes trained down at the ragged column Tyrion was leading. What does it want? he asked himself, More questions.
The next bewildering sight was not long in coming. As they approached the Crossroads above the Ruby Ford, the very place Tyrion had been captured by Catelyn Stark, the fleeing horsemen appeared again. Standing just north of the village around the inn, they had received reinforcements, bringing their number up to equal that of the clansmen. They were drawn up in a battle line, lances and swords ready, Tywin's lion banner flying overhead.
"We are betrayed!" Ulf shouted, the Moon Brother chief drawing his rusted axe from a loop of leather at his hip. The other clansmen went for their weapons too, forcing Bronn to draw his longsword in response.
Tyrion held a hand up. "Wait! These are my father's men. This is no ambush."
"They look no different to the lowland lords we've fought before," Chella said, the small, flat woman bearing her teeth at the Lannister line in front of them.
"Do you not see the big fucking lions on those flags?" Bronn asked her, "Those things tell you what lord's about to kill you or not. Lions means they're his father's men."
The clan chiefs began to bicker about this.
Tyrion wasn't about to let them decide he had sold them out. "Chella, Shagga, Conn, Ulf and Timett son of Timett," he declared, "Follow me and I will prove they are my father's men." He didn't wait for an answer, but kicked his horse forward before an objection could be raised. The animal trotted forward at a respectable pace; fast enough to break into a gallop easily but slow enough that it didn't look like an attempt to escape or charge.
Tyrion searched the familiar banners for a senior lord. He quickly spotted the man in charge on the battle line, and it was no wonder; silver armour, bristling with jewels and a purple cloak with silver trim. Ser Flement Brax. Tyrion quickly aimed his horse in the direction of the man, before reining up his horse to say his greeting. "Ser Flement!" he called, "I did not expect to see you here." Though I'd expect you to recognise the golden-haired dwarf son of your liege lord.
"Nor I you, Tyrion," Ser Flement replied, raising his visor, "My lord, we thought Catelyn Stark and Lysa Arryn had you killed…" He paused and looked behind Tyrion, "Who are these?"
"Bosom friends and retainers," Tyrion answered, not bothering to look at the clansmen who had followed, "I must find my father. Where is he?"
"Lord Lannister has withdrawn south. I expect you'll be able to catch him up at Darry. He commanded me to stay here and attempt to get the measure of the Starks before withdrawing myself."
Tyrion's jaw set. Something was terribly wrong. "Why is my father withdrawing?"
Ser Flement's face curled with anger. "The Starks have made a pact with the wildling savages," he said, "They have managed to kill or capture a thousand of our riders. Ser Addam was among the first, we only knew the Starks were coming because no ravens came from him for a week. Every man that rides north up the Kingsroad does not return, or almost. A few managed to escape the last attack. They brought back tales of sorcery and gigantic woolly unicorns. The Stark vanguard marches under the banner of a red-eyed white direwolf on black. It will soon be here my lord, you should ride on to your father."
Tyrion found himself struck dumb. Not by the mention of unicorns or magic, but by the description of the vanguard's banner. Jon Snow, his mind raced, My father is running from a boy, a boy who was supposed to be a man of the Night's Watch. The black brothers were supposed to stay out of the realm's affairs… but perhaps they had always been more northern in their interests. Jeor Mormont was as northern as could be. Did the Old Bear broker alliance between the Starks and the wildlings?
A long blast from a horn to the north woke Tyrion from his thoughts. Not far away where the Kingsroad emerged from a small woodland, knights in black, grey and white were galloping. They turned sharply off the road and began to array themselves across the field beside, almost exactly at the right angle to take Ser Flement's line in the flank. Leading them was none other than Jon Snow, recognisable by the colour of his hair and the direwolf at his side. Ghost had grown since Tyrion last saw the beast, big enough to tear down a horse with ease. Stark's bastard quickly put his helm on and put down his own visor, drawing a bastard sword. Appropriate, Tyrion's mind joked.
"Turn the line!" Ser Flement commanded, pointing with his sword, "Draw up from here across the road westwards!"
The Lannister host quickly rearranged itself; men to the right of Brax wheeled around, those to the left circled and went behind Tyrion and the others. The Starks did not charge. Noting they were outnumbered even by Brax's small host, Tyrion turned to the clan chiefs. "Best get your warriors ready, friends," he said to them, "There's a battle to be had here."
"You are mad, half-man," said Timett son of Timett, his face drained of all colour, "Look!" A burn-scarred hand shot out and pointed north.
Seeing the man so afraid was terrifying in itself. Timett was barely a man grown but he was feared by all for the act of burning out his own eye, impressive even among the Burned Men tribe. In doing so, he won the place of war chief. Tyrion found his head turning to see what the chief could see.
As the last of the Stark knights exited the woods, following behind them was something that Tyrion knew had not been seen south of the Neck since the Andals' time or earlier.
The tales of woolly unicorns had not been false. The creatures were far more like bulls than horses, particularly in the head and hooves, and their horns were twisted things that could impale a man with ease. But that was all that could be seen directly of them; each pair that emerged from the woods was draped to the knees with chainmail or coats of plate.
Their riders were just as well armoured if not better so, many having full breastplates. Their lances were huge; thirteen foot by Tyrion's guess and tipped with steel, so large that the riders held them with two hands. Above them with the lead unicorn, a banner of a weirwood on black flew, a crazed and bloody smile carved on its bark.
"Fuckin' hells," Bronn muttered loudly, "Look at them."
What pit did the Starks find these in? Tyrion asked himself. He racked his brain for any mention of such creatures and their riders in accounts he had read about the wars the Starks fought against the Kings Beyond the Wall, but came up empty. His mind moved to panic, until the stream of unicorns stopped short unexpectedly. There was no great number.
"We have more warriors than they do," Tyrion said to Timett, before addressing the rest of the chiefs, "Bring your clans down to join my father's men, and we can share in the victory."
None of the clansmen moved, they just stared at him like he had two heads. Tyrion gestured at Ser Flement. "Look at the steel my father can provide, it's yours if you'll but fight this day!"
"No, my lord," Ser Flement said, "We'll withdraw. We don't have the numbers to fight them, and your father would have me executed if you died here after being found alive."
"But Ser…" Tyrion began.
"Take this, bring your warriors through and head south across the Ford," Ser Flement interrupted, handing over a Lannister banner on a spear, "Now!" He waited until Tyrion took the banner before he dropped his visor down again and rode to join the new centre point of his own battle line.
Another blast of horns. The Stark host began moving slowly across the fields, menacingly lowering their lances. Ghost led the way, padding forwards with his tail and ears fully raised. They're giving Brax the opportunity to leave. The Starks don't want a fight. Or do they?
Tyrion turned to Bronn, the look on his face question enough.
"I agree with the too-shiny lord," the sellsword said, "Those beasts aren't to be trifled with, not without archers anyway."
Unable to gainsay two men with more fighting experience than he had, Tyrion simply nodded once. "Clansmen of the Vale, follow me!" The savages showed no reluctance at that command.
He waved to his own small host and spurred his horse forwards again, clearing Ser Flement's battle line and south past the Inn at the Crossroads. It hadn't changed at all; Masha the innkeep stood at the door gawping as he passed.
It seemed like an age since Tyrion had last seen the place, recalling the feeling of being surrounded with unease. He found that his present circumstances were not a pleasant thing to put to memory either. He felt a stirring temptation in his stomach to stop and order the clansmen to punish her for allowing Catelyn Stark to take him prisoner, but the deep horns of the northern cavalry droned again and wiped the feeling away.
Darry was a tiny castle, though Tyrion recognised his time in the Red Keep and his home of Casterly Rock coloured his opinion on castles and their relative sizes. In the light of sunset, the keep seemed bathed in red. Surrounded by the red tents of the redcloaked footmen of the West, and draped with red banners, the place looked like a granite mountain.
Or a copse of weirwoods, Tyrion thought as he rode up.
Entry to his father's camp was a simple matter. Bronn carried the Lion banner alongside him, and every lordling and captain knew Tyrion on sight. The clansmen of the Vale were forced to camp on the other side of the Kingsroad, which was as much to their liking as it was to the redcloaks.
Tyrion made sure meat and mead would be delivered to keep the clansmen happy while he went to meet his father; the chiefs were not allowed to follow, but the size of the host under his father allowed Tyrion to convince them it was a bad idea to force the matter. The food and drink was the carrot to the stick.
Tyrion and Bronn were quickly led through the outer walls and into the central keep, a squat square building with round towers on the corners. Brought to the smoky 'great hall' which was not great at all, they found the Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West. Tyrion bade Bronn wait outside, not wanting to distract anyone with the sellsword's presence, before approaching the man he came to see.
Tywin Lannister was fitter than his fifty or so years would suggest, tall like his son Jaime, his golden hair cut short everywhere but his cheeks. He was dressed in fine velvet clothes, in crimson of course, though his riding boots were splattered with mud from the withdrawal.
Ser Kevan Lannister, Tyrion's uncle and Tywin's brother, was there too. He was heavier set and did not hide his balding by shaving his head. The two elder Lannisters were sharing a jug of ale on one of the trestle tables, its surface covered with papers and maps.
Tyrion was noticed by his father first. Gold-flecked green eyes peered over a flagon at him. His father did not rise to greet him, but put his drink down. That action alone was enough to turn Uncle Kevan around to see what Lord Tywin was looking at.
"My lords," Tyrion called.
The two elder Lannisters exchanged glances.
"Tyrion," Lord Tywin said, searching his dwarf son up and down with his eyes, "The reports of your death were premature, I see."
"Disappointed, father?" Tyrion asked, moving to join the pair without waddling as best he could, "I heard you went to war after Lady Stark kidnapped me."
"An action that would not have been necessary if you had defended yourself against a woman," Lord Tywin replied sharply, "Your brother would not have allowed himself to be taken so easily."
Tyrion hopped onto the bench opposite Lord Tywin and grabbed a spare cup. "Even Jaime would have hesitated to fight to the death if faced with a whole inn's worth of Riverland men-at-arms with no way to withdraw. I hear you're very familiar with withdrawal of late, for reasons that escape me."
Tywin's gaze became a glare. "Jaime has a whole sheaf of honours that speak otherwise. He smashed Vance and Piper in front of the Golden Tooth, and broke Edmure Tully and the might of the Riverlands in front of Riverrun. The Tullys' home is put to siege, and we have captured many keeps south of the Trident."
"Oh?" Tyrion retorted, pouring a drink, "Why is it you have no such honours, Father? I've seen the vanguard of the Stark host, before Ser Flement Brax sent me on my way. The creatures the wildlings were riding indeed looked formidable, but I can't imagine you could fail to find a way to defeat them. We can afford caltrops, surely."
Tywin's face reddened with anger. "Harrenhal is ours, and Ser Gregor has made the riverlords miserable from the mountains to the sea. You talk as if we are losing."
Tyrion felt a little hope bolstering forth. If the Riverlands was broken and helpless before Western arms, then perhaps his father was just being cautious with the northern threat. "Is it merely the Starks we face? How did Eddard Stark go north to command his host? Should we not be afraid of King Robert marching up from the capital behind us to help his friend?"
"Robert Baratheon is dead," Lord Tywin declared, "Joffrey sits the Iron Throne. Eddard Stark and his daughter Sansa are prisoners, though that has not deterred his sons from marching on us."
Taken by surprise, Tyrion took a breath to consider the news. "Joffrey might be who sits on the throne, but it's Cersei who rules." And how she'll enjoy doing it.
Ser Keven cleared his throat. "Regardless, Seagard still stands against us, and the Freys. It's possible that Walder Frey has given his troops over to Lord Stark's sons. Between Stark, Frey and the wildlings, the host coming towards us could number as many as thirty thousand, though that is a guess. We do not know anything about its size."
They keep saying Lord Stark's sons, Tyrion noted, So they know Jon Snow is with his brother's host.
"Lord Frey is not that courageous," Lord Tywin added, "He would only march if he thought he would gain from it, and with Riverrun besieged, I would not wager on him thinking such a thing. I would not worry about the Arryns either, for that matter. But we do not know."
"I take it the reason for us not knowing is that our scouts keep going missing?" Tyrion said, "Ser Flement mentioned we had lost a thousand men and Ser Addam Marbrand to the Starks and wildlings."
Lord Tywin said nothing for a moment, running a thumb through his whiskers. "It is not just the Starks and wildlings with the dregs of riverlords we face." He turned to Ser Kevan. "Show him."
Tyrion watched as his uncle searched for and found a raven scroll on the table, before receiving it himself. An inspection of the seal revealed a leaf sigil, a maple leaf if he was any judge. He picked up some cheese from the table and ate, trying to identify what house the sigil belonged to. Maple leaf, Riverlands…
"House Blanetree?" he asked the others in confusion.
"Read," Lord Tywin commanded impatiently, returning his attention to the documents in front of him.
Seeing his outburst was not relevant, Tyrion did as he was commanded and found himself more dumbstruck than he had been when told the news of King Robert's demise. Exclusion zones, crimes against humanity, declared with in the tone of a royal command. Utter madness, yet my father and uncle treat it with utmost seriousness. Who are these Canadians? Tyrion struggled to put his next question into words.
"You think these foreigners are responsible for the scouts being eliminated?" he asked, deciding to avoid any accusation that both of them had lost their minds.
"We are certain," Ser Kevan said, "We have had only two reports from survivors of battles with the Starks. Both describe wildlings fighting in disciplined order, under their leaf banner.
"And?" Tyrion asked, "How does that mean they are responsible?"
"Wildlings are expert ambushers, but lack the understanding of our way of war. And Lord Varys reports stranger tales, like these foreigners being able to see in the dark or move over great distances with ease."
Lord Tywin straightened in his chair. "Our own reports corroborate those tales. The surviving scouts say they have seen moving buildings with glowing eyes that crawled along the ground, or eagles killing our ravens."
Tyrion frowned. "That last report may be true. I saw an eagle kill a raven as soon as it flew from one of our watchtowers while I descended from the Vale… Who are these Canadians? I have never heard of such a people."
"Nor has Varys or the Grand Maester," Ser Kevan said, putting his cup down.
"Then what do we know?"
Lord Tywin stood, and pushed another document over to Tyrion. The eunuch's flowing handwriting was readily apparent as he looked through the pages.
"They appeared north of the Wall," Lord Tywin began as Tyrion read.
"Appeared?" Tyrion asked, "What does that mean?" He flicked through the first few pages and found nothing but the same word; 'Appeared'.
"Shipwrecked, some of Varys' birds tell him," Ser Kevan answered, "Though that does not have the ring of truth to me. There is no reason for anyone to be that far north, save for Essosi slavers. And slavers are not warriors."
"It matters not," Lord Tywin said, "What matters is the Lord Commander was wounded in battle and his temporary replacement decided to treat the foreigners as if they were wildlings, solidifying their bond with the savages."
Tyrion found that curious. Which man could be responsible for such a thing? Surely not the Stark in black? "Who was the acting Lord Commander?"
"Ser Alliser Thorne,"Lord Tywin said.
"Ah," Tyrion intoned, "That I can believe. The man is not well given to diplomacy."
"Was," Ser Kevan said, "His judgment on who to make an enemy and who to make a friend was never good. He was loyal to the Targaryens right until we ended that dynasty as a force in Westeros. Even after Rhaegar was smashed."
"Which is why he was sent to the Wall," Lord Tywin replied with impatience, "His declaration against the foreigners got him killed, in the end. Varys writes that they breached the Wall at the Nightfort and stormed Castle Black from the south without taking a single casualty. Something that was attributed to sorcery, but I am more inclined to believe was good planning. Varys says they crept in and seized the armoury, the Night's Watch didn't have swords and armour to go between them. Hundreds died before the Watch surrendered."
Tyrion grimaced at the thought. The Night's Watch did not strike him as a force that could hold out against a determined enemy at all, when he had visited Castle Black. "So the Canadians are a deadly foe to those that cross them."
"And diplomats to boot," Ser Kevan commented.
Tywin inclined his head once, slowly, agreeing with his brother. "Their next move was to broker a truce between the wildling king and Robb Stark."
That explains Jon Snow, Tyrion thought as he drank, Though how the North could be persuaded to ally with wildlings, I cannot imagine. "So we have three formidable opponents in front of us," he said, "Your plan is to withdraw to Harrenhal, gather up the garrisons you've posted and invite them to attack on your terms?"
Ser Kevan's lips curled with amusement. Tyrion winked back at him, though inwardly felt irritation. Yes, Uncle, I can read my father. He would never fight on any terms but his own.
"Precisely," Lord Tywin said, picking up his quill to write, "The question now is what to do with you."
Tyrion shrugged. "I have my own plans," he said, "I picked up three hundred or so mountain clansmen from the Vale on my way here, for the promise of silk and good steel. I'll be needing arms and armour for about two thousand, if that's not too much trouble?"
Lord Tywin looked up from his letter, his brow ever so slightly raised in surprise, only noticeable to those who knew him well enough. "Have you?" he asked, ignoring the remark about the cost of buying the clansmen's loyalty.
Of course he doesn't believe me. "I have," Tyrion confirmed, "They're camped across the…"
The door to the 'great' hall opened loudly, and Ser Flement marched through, looking considerably worse for wear than when Tyrion had seen him in the morning. His beautiful silver armour and fine purple cloak was splattered with blood, and the man's grim face told that it wasn't the blood of a wildling savage or a Stark bannerman. At least he made it back. It's possible to survive the unicorn riders.
"Ser Flement," Tywin called, "What news?"
"We suffered but the Starks did not cross the Ruby Ford," the Brax man reported, "But we have discovered something of greater import. A man approached us from the direction of Saltpans before we rode here; one of our scouts."
"One managed to escape?" Tyrion asked.
"Yes, he was stationed atop a hill a few days ago to watch the Starks pass by, and managed to remain undetected in disguise. He made it across the river and mud by the Quiet Isle ahead of our arrival."
"What did he see?" Tywin said, his voice level. Tyrion could tell from that deliberate tone that he was far from calm.
"My lord, the main Stark host is not immediately behind the vanguard, and the full strength of the north is not on the Kingsroad. It seems to be only the foot, plus the brother's small host and about the same number of mounted wildlings. He did not see Robb Stark or his direwolf either."
Then where is the boy who greeted me with sword across his lap? Tyrion questioned.
Lord Tywin nearly jumped from his seat. "They've attempted to deceive us," he declared.
"Of course," Tyrion agreed, "And it appears they've succeeded. I would worry more about where Robb Stark and the cavalry have gone."
"Riverrun, no doubt," Ser Kevan said, "But by now it is too late to warn Jaime."
"Jaime has the numbers to deal with the young pup," Lord Tywin declared, "But the same cannot be said about the host marching on us. We have the advantage, we just did not know it. Kevan, send word to Ser Gregor immediately. Have him return tomorrow morning. We are marching north again."
Ser Kevan bowed his head to his elder brother and gave Tyrion a look before departing with Ser Flement in tow, the pair striding out with purpose.
"I see you're all eager to avenge the deception," Tyrion said, "It appears there will be a battle after all."
Lord Tywin leaned over the table on his hands. "You have a task as well" he said, "Your savages will join Ser Gregor in the vanguard, where they can be the most use. Tell them they shall have everything they wanted and more, should they join us in crushing our enemies. Once that is complete, I will give you a small force to deal with some of our thorns in the rear. The Vances and Pipers have been raiding our lands across the Red Fork."
Great, I'll be shot off my horse from the roadside on the way home. Tyrion resisted making a joke about thorns in his rear, but didn't imagine Ulf or Chella would let him ride off anyway. "The clansmen will not allow me to leave without their steel and silk," he said, "So I'm afraid someone else will have to pull those thorns." He saluted his father with his cup and drank.
"Very well," Tywin stated sharply, "Then you will ride in the vanguard too, to secure the loyalty of the clans until delivery can be made in full."
Tyrion almost choked on his ale. Shit.
Chapter 43: The Ruby Ford
Chapter Text
The wights were oddly silent and calm as they were chained to the trees, the remaining pieces of Wall ice strapped to their chests. Quiet enough to hear the river flowing by behind, in fact. It was a sign that they were nearing the end of their usefulness. Only two remained now, the others released from their magical reanimation by rot, both young men that had been in their prime when killed and enslaved to the White Walkers. The tree gave them good shade against the beaming late-summer sun.
As he looped the chains around the wights and tree one last time, Michael realised didn't understand what the breaking point was for the creatures. Some wights seemed to have greater resilience than others, and it didn't have anything to do with any physical characteristics of the victims. The only clue was that all wights dropped dead again at a certain point of rotting through, though what that point was seemed to vary.
I should worry less about this, Michael thought, annoyed by his attention to detail, It's not dead men I need to worry about at the moment. He turned around and looked across the Ruby Ford.
The Trident was a god damn massive river. It wasn't exactly the St. Lawrence, but it was a fair comparison to the Fraser in British Columbia. It was pretty surprising that a ford could exist on such a large river and so close to the sea that you could smell the salt on the air. But it managed by being very wide. Crossing it meant wading for a kilometre, waist-deep at the middle through silty and muddy water.
Michael and the others had taken a boat, of which there were many. To the west, the river was deeper and faster. To the east, it was slower but even more deep, and flanked by mud banks that would suck a person down if they weren't careful.
It's no wonder the last army to cross the ford in the face of an enemy lost, Michael said to himself. Jon Stark had been very helpful in telling that tale; his father was on the victorious side, the battle the crowning moment of a war started because the previous Targaryen dynasty had a king that liked to burn people alive and a heir-prince that liked to kidnap sixteen year old noble girls.
Now, Michael was going to make it even harder to win a battle by crossing the river. In the distance, he could see the construction underway. Boats, uprooted fences, pieces of abandoned houses, newly felled trees; part of a growing defensive line studded with requisitioned wagons acting as makeshift forts.
"Is that really going to hold back the kneeler riders?" Ygritte asked, before she bit into an apple liberated from the tree.
Michael looked back at her. She had stripped off her fur coat to reveal a grey silk shirt instead of her underskins, a looted item from one of the Lannister knights along with long black leather boots. The shirt was too big for her, so she wore a thin belt around her waist to keep it on her. Her hair was under control for once too. She had combed it, and tied long braids from around the ear hanging onto her chest. Little specks of light where the daylight broke through the leaves above were all over her body and face.
Michael felt a hunger from something other than his stomach. Easy tiger.
"On its own, no, it won't hold them back," he answered, "But I figure horses are trained to respect fences, and that's more or less what we're building. They're not going to charge a fence, and certainly not a wagon. Horses don't do that kind of thing. Besides, the wagon idea happened on our world." And thankfully I paid attention in those classes on development of early infantry tactics. Three cheers for the Hussites.
Ygritte nodded, trusting him. She didn't really have the context on how Westerosi knights raised their horses, and neither did Michael, but even the Free Folk used corrals.
"Why did you put the wights here anyway?"
Full of questions today, aren't you? Michael thought, You must be nervous. "Doubt we'll get a parley before fighting this time," he replied, "But I want the Lannisters to understand the wights exist."
"Do you think they'll care?"
"Probably not."
Ygritte shook her head. "When the Thenns came out of the north to tell us the White Walkers had returned, we believed them."
"Then you're smarter than the kneelers."
Ygritte was not cheered by that. "Can we go back now?" she asked, "Don't like being here without my bow." She had run after him and jumped in the boat without knowing what he was actually doing.
Michael smiled and curled his arm around her shoulder. "Let's go."
Ygritte curled her own arm around his waist, and together they wandered the short distance back to the boat, where Sayer was overseeing a crew of nervous locals.
The oarsmen were bitching about how long the whole operation was taking, clearly more afraid of Tywin the Terrible than the zombies they had transported across the water. The Private was pretending to listen politely, even Michael could tell that from afar, though his weapon was ready to raise if the men should try to row away prematurely.
Sayer soon cocked his head, something he did when he was listening to the comms intently. He stood up from the boat and gave a wave. What now, Michael thought, not sure if he should disentangle himself from Ygritte.
"Sir, new report from the birds," Sayer called in English, "Looks like we're getting reinforcements from the Starks… and there are Lannister outriders approaching. A couple hundred."
Great. Michael released Ygritte and unslung his rifle instead. "How far?"
"Very close!" Sayer replied.
Michael's jaw set with annoyance. "How'd that happen?" he asked, almost through his teeth, "Where are the wargs?"
The Private's face flashed a brief curl of anger, until the young man realised who was asking. Something is up with him.
"We don't have enough skinchangers, sir," Sayer said, with deliberated politeness, "They need rest, their animals need time in their own skins to keep their instincts and senses sharp… and the skinchangers can't jump into their animals for so long, else they get depressed or … weird. I set a rotation to check on the Lannisters every three hours, I didn't think the enemy would move so quickly."
Seeing that Sayer knew more about the subject than he did, Michael suppressed a frown. "Fair points, Private. My fault for not knowing enough about the limits and deployments of the skinchangers. You'll brief me on that later," he said, before changing back to the Common language of Westeros, "Into the boat."
Ygritte and Sayer did as they were told, climbing over the prow where the ground was only damp. Michael noted Ygritte's haste to jump on board. She's learning more English, he thought, Or at least recognises the word Lannister and the command to get in the boat are a combination that means trouble.
Michael shoved the boat off, going knee deep into the river before he hauled himself over the side. The craft was like a miniature Viking longboat, wide and flat bottomed in the middle, but with tall prows at the back and front. He didn't know why you'd need such a design on the rivers, but it let him stand up on the stern to look back as the boatmen rowed northwards.
It was barely a minute before the Lannister force appeared. First, as a cloud of dust, then as the banners; golden lions on red with black dogs on yellow. The outriders were all wearing the colours of the latter, and led by the largest man that Michael had ever seen.
The leader's proportions relative to the horse he was riding and the men riding alongside him were almost comically strange, though the broadness of his shoulders even in plate armour indicated he was not a man to be screwed around with. His actions backed that up. The force didn't even break pace as it sped by the wights chained to the tree, descended the gentle bank and splashed into the water. This force was coming to storm the boat.
Curious, Michael knew he should open fire at once. It's certainly what he would have normally done. But all his attention was focused on another fact about the situation.
He had seen it before. More than that, more than déjà vu, he had lived it before.
Placing when and how was taking up all his brainpower for the moment, and when it clicked, it hit hard. Michael had seen the exact scene before him in the flames of a campfire, north of the Wall, what must've been two months ago. The same night he had shot down a White Walker and 'stolen' Ygritte. The only detail that was different was he was on a boat. Somehow, he had seen the future that night.
Son of a bitch… More magic? And seeing the future? Is everything written in stone already?
Sayer fired a bullet from beside him, the crack from the rifle's muzzle waking Michael up from the trance of incredulity that had gripped him. And with it gone, his instincts and training snapped to order at once.
His own rifle came up, and he began cracking off rounds. There was no feeling in it; just the usual recognition of a clear threat to the mission returned to him. The temptation to shoot the leader was there, but Michael preferred to take that guy alive. He thought he knew who he was.
Between the two of them, Michael and Sayer killed four in as many seconds, maybe five when a hail of arrows peppered the riders. The giant leader raised a massive armoured fist, and the charge halted.
Ceasing fire, Michael saw why the attack had stopped at once. The horses were now getting into the deeper section at the middle of the river and were slowing down, making them easier targets. But they were still well out of range of any sort of accurate shooting by bowmen from the defensive line. Confused about that, he looked about for the source of the flying arrows.
A number of craft were coming in from the west, down the Trident itself. They were a mixed fleet of the same sort of longboat he himself was riding in and twice as many big canoes that wouldn't have been out of place in a First Nations' museum.
Michael recognised the flags of Mormont and Reed, flying from a mast on one of the leading boats. He felt a little tension release from his shoulders; if they were here, it meant Umber and the rest of the Stark lords were coming after all. Now it was a race between Stark and Lannister, the prize being the river itself. And our lives might depend on who gets here first.
The Lannister outriders turned around. Except for their leader. The giant man sat on his horse and watched as the boat pulled further and further away. Michael stood tall on the stern again, arm around the prow, and gave a cheeky wave.
Be seeing you real soon.
"Ser Gregor Clegane, named The Mountain for his size."
The name and sobriquet seemed to curl Dacey Mormont's mouth as she spoke them, like the taste of rotted meat. Lord Reed and Jon Stark both nodded, their faces grim. The subject of the hatred was riding along the south bank of the Trident in the distance, as if pacing. He was so far away that no one might have noticed, except for the bright mustard yellow banner, barding and tabard.
The whole meeting stood atop or around one of the requisitioned grain wagons on the north bank, watching him, trying to figure out what the man would do next.
The air was filled with the sounds of wood being moved and human exertion. To the east and west under a wide blue sky, the construction on the defences continued, and with a great deal more haste from the northerners and locals.
Only the Free Folk didn't know what exactly the issue was, but Michael was sure they'd find out soon enough. Marcach likely already had; his unicorns had dragged twice as many tree trunks in the time since the giant knight had arrived than the time before.
Lady Mormont's confirmation was enough for Michael too. There's something funny about all this. "So, I suppose we were always going to run into him," he smirked, "Flamboyant son of a bitch, isn't he? Charged right at us. Ignored the wights. Forced us to open fire."
"You know who he is?" Jon Stark asked.
Of course, I saw him in the flames north of the Wall, Michael stopped himself saying, Got any idea why I might see that?
"Ser Addam Marbrand has been very helpful," O'Neill said, joining in the smirk.
"You got Marbrand to talk?" Lord Reed asked, "How? He is one of the most loyal banners of Casterly Rock."
Michael winced, not liking the implication that they might have got the information by torture or other nefarious means. The Sergeant wasn't pleased either.
"We couldn't shut him up, in the end," O'Neill said with disapproval, "In our army, we're only supposed to give our name, rank and number when captured. People around here love to yap on about how we're doomed, and who exactly is going to be our doom. The concept of operational security is a joke."
Michael gave him a look. They'll have no idea what operational security means, Sergeant. There was confusion among the northerners. Even Val didn't get it.
"We just talked to our prisoners. Who they are, where they're from, why they're loyal to the Lannisters, what kind of man Tywin is… Because those details aren't things like how many men Tywin has or how well supplied his army is. They don't think we're asking anything important. And because I asked in a context that didn't seem like an interrogation, our prisoners were happy to talk."
Michael gestured out at the knight across the river. "Ser Gregor came up quite often. We know all about what he did in the last war, and what he's done so far in this one."
"And we don't fucking like it," Zheng added, from her position leaning on one of the wagon wheels facing the river.
"No shit, Private," O'Neill muttered.
Michael scratched his chin. There's only one problem. "One issue is that we shot at the guy," he said, "He'll report back about our weapons. We were careful to not kill anyone in daylight with them before today."
"Yes, sir," O'Neill replied. He hadn't spoken his criticism on that matter yet, but he had just been waiting for the lords to go away to deliver that. Michael could always tell when the Sergeant was doing that, he shifted his weight from side to side more often than usual, like he was waiting to relieve his bladder instead. It more than a little amusing.
Lord Reed brought a finger to his mouth and tapped for a moment. "You killed only a few," he said, "I doubt they will think much of it, with twenty thousand at their back."
"Twenty-one thousand," Zheng commented, "We have killed a thousand so far, so they got two thousand more."
The northerners looked across the river, like the extra thousands were there to be seen.
"How?" Lady Dacey asked.
"Garrisons," Michael answered, "Looks like we spooked Lord Tywin so badly, he pulled every last soldier out of the castles he had already captured. The skinchangers reported multiple fires in the distance last night; burning keeps. Only Harrenhal and the small castle nearest the ford remain unburned."
"Darry," Jon Stark said, referring to the latter, "Tywin is probably there right now, waiting on the report from Ser Gregor."
"I agree," Michael said, "Ser Gregor is a little busy being dramatic, so I think we're safe for today. Tywin will want to see our defences for himself, I would in his place. Tomorrow though, this whole place will be a battlefield or just so much firewood for the Lannisters. Lords Umber and Bolton will be the ones who decide which."
"Which raises a great question," O'Neill said, looming over Lord Reed, "When do the rest of your boys and girls arrive? We need them."
Lady Dacey frowned, brushing her hair out of her eyes. "Lord Umber means to arrive this evening. Lord Bolton thought it more likely that the host will only arrive some time in the mid morning."
Is it too much to ask for good scheduling in this world? Michael wondered, Or is Tywin Lannister the only guy who can get things done here? "Very well. I request you send a rider back north to tell Lord Umber that we will not be able to hold out if he doesn't make it here on time. He knows what that means." No victory over the enemy.
Lady Dacey smiled. "He won't like that. But I'll do as you ask."
Satisfied that was the best response he was going to get, Michael picked his rifle off the railing of the wagon and bowed his head in thanks. "The inn is yours, as last time. Though you'll have to serve yourself, everyone who works in there is digging ramparts out here."
With that, he gave a salute to the two nobles, and jumped off the wagon. O'Neill and Zheng fell in with him, as he walked towards the crawler. Sayer, his women and Ygritte were sitting on top of it, keeping watch. It was disguised as a hut, with wooden poles stacked along its sides vertically. To the sociopath riding on the other bank, it looked like nothing more.
Maybe we should raid his camp tonight, Michael thought to himself, Deal with the legendary monster as he sleeps. Such an endeavour couldn't be a direct assault though, they'd have to choose a crossing point somewhere else to surprise the enemy. "How good are we on fuel again?" he asked Zheng, in pursuit of whether or not it was a good idea.
"We've got about three hundred percent of what's required to get to the God's Eye lake," Zheng replied, "But that's on the Kingsroad. Off-road shit or farmers' lanes aren't going to give us the same fuel efficiency unless we ditch the ammo. And if the crawler is damaged tomor…"
"Wait!" cried out a voice.
Michael turned to find Jon and Val running up to join the group, dodging a group of near-naked Free Folk dragging a cart with only one wheel across to the barricade. It had been Jon who had shouted. What's so urgent now?
"How can I help you Jon Stark?" Michael asked.
"Can we really win?" Val answered abruptly, her hand on her dagger, "Or are you just using us?"
Michael saw Zheng and O'Neill glance at each other in his peripheral vision. So, they've heard the story. Or the Sergeant has, at least. "Princess, what do you mean?"
Val threw her long blonde braid behind her and put her hands on her hips, trying to match his height. That's not going to work.
"Twenty one thousand," she stated, like she was talking to a child, "Jon says they'll be the best of what these Lannisters can bring. Clothed in steel like the men you have killed so far, riding horses of great size. Led by men who make the Weeper and Varamyr Six Skins look like milk-drinking children. I've seen your weapons, you cannot kill that many. I've seen the Stark warriors on foot, they cannot either. How can we possibly win? You might have fooled your spearwife and the others, but not me."
So it's Val with the questions, not Jon. Michael felt his subordinates eyes on him. "What makes you say that?" he asked, "You think we'll cut and run?"
The Princess bared her teeth, all canines. "You fight these Lannisters, but you left us to fight the Norreys," she snarled, "Why? Are the lives of the Free Folk worth less than the kneelers? Even those that fight alongside you?"
"We know the power of your weapons now," Jon Stark added, "You may not beat the Lannisters, but you could have defeated the Norreys with ease, or scared them into submission. You claimed you could not do that, your laws forbade it. Do they not forbid it now?"
Michael frowned, getting what they were up in arms about now. They must have bottled these feelings up since we made south of the Neck. The prospect of a major battle was uncorking many emotions. "We had leverage against your brother," he said, "A diplomatic path was possible, and we proved that. Your marriage is one piece of evidence, Jon Stark. Seems like successful diplomacy to me, considering you're standing here with her." He gestured to Val.
The young man's face glowed red, and even Val's snarl turned into something approaching embarrassment. The honeymoon phase is still in full effect, I see.
"We had nothing to trade the Lannisters for passage," Michael continued, "Other than our weapons or service. And we wouldn't be allowed to arm or aid a group that deliberately targets non-combatants… smallfolk in the way that Lord Tywin has. So our hands were freed. We can fight our way home."
"Even so, how can we win?" Jon asked, "Should we not use your other plan? Fight and withdraw, bleed the Lannisters for every mile?"
And drain what fuel we have left? Michael said to himself, No thanks. "Defending this ford is viable. The advantage is ours."
"How?" Val asked.
O'Neill quickly did his duty, supporting the officer-commanding like the very best NCOs always did in the face of such questions by people he couldn't just tell to shut up.
"We've chosen excellent ground," the Sergeant said, "The river will slow their cavalry. The fences and fire will stop it. They'll be forced to dismount. The ramparts and water will make their armour as much of a liability as an advantage. The angle of the defences will allow us to use our weapons to greatly disrupt the enemy, and predict where certain forces will be deployed."
Val's mouth became a thin line. Her mind knew that answer was good in some broad technical sense. "I don't think you will fight," she said, "You want to avoid anyone knowing your true nature, the true nature of your weapons."
Jon quickly grabbed her hand and whispered to her, ferociously. She had apparently went too far with that remark.
What the hell does that mean? Is she calling us cowards or just image obsessed? Michael looked to the Sergeant and the Corporal. They didn't seem to know what was going on either. Michael felt his blood rise in anger. He knew she wouldn't be fobbed off with some excuse. "Everyone will know our true nature by the end of tomorrow, if Lord Umber shows up."
Jon straightened up. "And what is that?"
The Corporal hocked and spat into the river, towards the enemy. "People not to be fucked with," Zheng replied, "Thought you would've figured that out by now, Stark."
Neither Val nor Jon appreciated that answer. Though it was the correct one.
"Well said, Corporal," Michael said, "I should make you our spokesperson in future."
Zheng snorted, but not without agreement.
Val scoffed back, rolling her eyes. "You're ferocious in battle, but you're not true killers. You have no stomach for it, else you'd not keep so many kneeler prisoners alive. And that is what we will need to win. Killers."
"You keeping so many is an honourable thing, but not wise," Jon added, not wanting to endorse outright murder, "Even my father did not leave enemies alive that could not be ransomed. Trusting them not to rebel makes you look soft to us, or mad. To both of our peoples."
Before he could stop it, laughter bubbled out of Michael. The statements were the funniest thing he had heard since arriving, and the context was extremely irritating. Why do they think I have to explain myself to them?
It took a little while to get it under control. "Of all the things to be accused of, soft!" he chuckled, "I really shouldn't laugh at you, sorry."
Val's cool blue eyes narrowed to angry slits. Apology not accepted. I guess I will have to talk after all. Something about her just demanded an answer be given.
Michael held up his hands. "In our army, I'm the guy with the reputation. In our army, I'm the Mountain."
Jon and Val simply stared back at him. Do they not believe? Maybe that was a bad comparison. I'm not seven foot tall, and I did spare a whole lot of people here.
"Sergeant," Michael said, turning to them, "Bet you heard something about me when I transferred from the First Battalion."
Zheng's head nearly twisted off, it moved so fast to let her glare at the Sergeant. She must have asked about the topic before and got told off. For his part, O'Neill worked his jaw for a moment as he gathered his thoughts. Easy guys, you'll hurt yourselves. "Yes, sir. Though you weren't a murdering, rapist son of a bitch like the Mountain, in the story I heard."
Michael tilted his head, conceding the point. "Okay, fair. That's not my game. But I bet you heard I was a dangerous son of a bitch all the same?"
"Yes. And I can't say our time together has improved the impression, if I may say so, sir."
Michael cocked an eyebrow. That was a little too close to insubordination. "You may not, but I suppose I invited it and we both know you're a dangerous man yourself. Takes one to know one, Sergeant."
O'Neill raised his chin, halfway to standing to attention and keeping quiet. No denial issued forth. What comment are you keeping to yourself now? Michael thought. He looked back to Val and Jon.
"So… when I say 'for the high crime of standing armed between us and home, as well as being an evil shit generally, we intend to stomp Tywin Lannister's dick into the dust'… you should believe me, Val Stark."
Val's eyes widened to a normal size from slits, and her hand released from its grip around her dagger. Jon's brow rose into his hairline, and he couldn't seem to hold Michael's gaze, looking at practically anything else.
I guess my little speech worked. But let's be sure. "Satisfied?" Michael asked.
"Aye," Val answered.
"Good, now fuck off," O'Neill said, entirely done with the conversation, "Plenty of wood needs cutting and plenty of dirt needs moving. If you're both not too good for that."
"We're not," Jon answered, "But the defences in our part of the line are complete. I would like to rest the men my brother gave me. They fought two days ago, they have worked every waking hour between then and now, and will likely fight again tomorrow."
"Rest them then," Michael said, "I have a role in mind for you and your men on the left, if you're willing."
Without objection, Jon gave a bow from the waist, and looped his arm into Val's as encouragement to leave. The young wife and husband left without further trouble, though not before Val looked across the river again pointedly. Yeah yeah, I get it, Michael thought.
"You gonna tell me that story about the LT?" Zheng asked the Sergeant, almost quiet enough so Michael didn't hear it, but not quite.
O'Neill cleared his throat. "No," he said carefully, "Don't know if it's true. Not the sort to mouth off about things I know nothing about."
"Pussy."
Michael snorted. Of course Zheng would want to know. "It's not as dramatic as some made it out to be, Corporal," he said over his shoulder, "You know how it is, you do some crazy stuff, things get embellished. I'd love to tell you both, but the whole thing is classified and not just because of what I did. As much as it's a pain in the ass."
Zheng said nothing in reply. She really wanted to know, obviously.
Michael decided it wasn't worth getting further into it, and just marched on by. The defences in this part of the line were almost complete too; large stakes were being added to the fence, three deep. What O'Neill called horsechokers. Ouch.
Movement ahead drew his attention towards the crawler again. Ygritte had spotted him getting closer and stood up. She had taken off her fur trousers, the grey silk shirt long enough to cover her down to the thighs.
Must be too hot, Michael's mind idly thought, categorising her with the other half-naked Free Folk around the place. The temperatures were hitting highs, and the humidity off the river was not helping matters.
But then his eyes began tracing her pale legs to where they met the hem of the shirt. How the large open collar revealed her freckled shoulder. How much more form fitting its silk was without the belt keeping the cloth loose above the waist. She waved, which had very interesting effects.
Michael released a colossal sigh. Fuck the regs.
Chapter 44: Tyrion
Notes:
This chapter has been split in half and the second part has changed perspective. I expect to get it to you some point in the middle of the coming week.
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TYRION
The tree was burned from root to the smallest branch, its bark blackened like a reversed parody of a weirwood, its leaves now a ring of ash at its base. Against its trunk, a pair of burned skeletons lay, the iron chains that had held them melted through into little puddles that still smoked slightly. Even the sky above was a fiery orange, as the sun peeked above the horizon.
Even without the strong scent of burned wood and man to help, Tyrion knew he should be inspecting the Stark defences across the river as best he could. He would soon be charging at them with his clansmen, Ser Gregor and the Clegane men alongside. But his eyes had been drawn again and again to the charred tree, from the time camp had been made on the south bank of the Trident and through to just before dawn.
Was this a warning from the Canadians? He wondered, Is one of these men what is left of Ser Addam Marbrand? The knight and friend of his brother Jaime had disappeared, and the sigil of the Marbrands was a burning tree. Had the foreigners tied the heir and most capable warrior of that family to a tree and burned it as a warning?
The night before, Bronn had brought a whore to his tent. A beautiful brown-haired, brown-eyed girl called Shae. She had flattered him and satisfied his need. She must have been warned of what to expect, as she did not flinch on seeing him.
But satisfaction could only come after Tyrion dispatched Bronn to comb the camp for rumours about the burned tree and the bodies. The matter would not leave his mind until he knew someone else was looking into it. Something about it bothered him, misremembered tales from a book he once read.
In the early morning, he left Shae snoozing gently in his tent, and went to the tree again. The chiefs of the mountain clans would never leave him alone, but they must have felt the thing an ill omen, so they kept their distance while keeping their eyes on him. The sun ignoring the preparations for battle in the camp just across the Kingsroad.
Eventually, Bronn swaggered up, yawning widely, a hand resting on the pommel of his sword and the other holding a bottle of something. Shae followed close behind him, fully clothed again. What possessed her to come out here? Tyrion thought, as the clansmen straightened up at her approach. Watch out, girl.
The yawn complete, Bronn took a swig from his bottle.
"Feeling refreshed?" Tyrion asked.
"Very," Bronn replied, smacking his lips.
Lucky I'm not the sort of man to punish a competent man for insolence. "And you?" Tyrion asked Shae.
"M'lord was gone when I woke," she said, as if that was explanation enough. Strangely, it was. I must have needed her. Tysha flashed into his mind, and he cloaked the memory as quickly as he could.
Tyrion looked to Bronn again. "Did you find out what this tree business is all about?"
"Aye."
Tyrion waited for the answer, but it didn't spring forth as expected. The impatience must've been visible on his face, as Shae let out a giggle. "M'lord has a battle to be fought soon, you should save your strength." Her mirth died a little when her gaze found the corpses a half-second later. Not a joking matter, m'lady.
"M'lord will fight better with his mind clear," Tyrion quipped back, though he found his tone was less cruel than he intended, "Bronn, what did you find out."
The sellsword pointedly took another swig before finally answering. "Your father ordered it all burned."
Tyrion felt his brow rise at that. So that is the reason for the hesitation. "Father ordered two men burned while tied to a tree? You're sure of that? But why?"
"Heard it from the messenger who relayed the command, one of Lorch's lot," Bronn said, "But that's not the strangest part. Those two weren't men."
Tyrion glanced at the bodies again. They looked like men to him, or what was left when you incinerated men. Even Shae seemed a little confused. "Then what were they?"
Bronn spat, clearing his palate for a chunk of smoked meat he produced from a pouch. "According to the messenger, they were living corpses, skin rotting off their bones and all. Took a pair of quarrels in the chest a piece, and they didn't even bleed. They were all calm before that, but as soon as the bolts hit, they began snapping their jaws and trying to get free of the chains."
Tyrion felt like that was familiar somehow, but memory refused to yield to inquiry. A disease perhaps? "So Lorch sent word back to my father and asked what to do?"
Bronn nodded. "Aye. All Lord Lannister said was to burn them. And to tell everyone to shut their mouths about it. Had to dice for the answer. Lucky for you, I have weighted dice. The question paid for itself."
Did the Canadians leave dying men to try and infect ours? Tyrion wondered. And my father knew what they were about and wants to avoid panic?
That made a great deal of sense to him. The foreigners seemed willing to do anything to even the odds against them. His apprehension at facing them later grew, but he had the salve for that nearby. "I suppose that answers that," he sighed loudly, "Let's get away from this place and rest while we still can. It's barely sunrise, after all." And we won't go into battle before noon.
Tyrion offered his hand to Shae. She took it, smiling again, filling him with warmth and expectation for the few hours left before he would have to gird on his armour. One last tumble before my father sends me to die.
Shae led the way back towards his tent, offering a tantalising view as she moved. Bronn and the mountain clansmen followed slowly behind until they broke off for their own business. By the time they reached his part of the camp, Tyrion's enthusiasm began to grow dangerously beneath his britches. He opened the tent's flap for Shae, eliciting a wider smile, a bow and the whore brushing against his front as she entered; a promise of pleasure.
Tyrion took a single step inside the tent.
"Lord Tyrion!" came a call from outside. Flinching, Tyrion's enthusiasm died immediately. He stepped back out of the tent, and found his 'squire' Podrick Payne standing there, the boy dressed in his house's colours of purple, white and gold, barely able to meet Tyrion's eyes. Gods, he is young.
"What is it, Podrick?"
"Your father requests your presence, my lord," the squire squeaked, "I have been looking for you."
Tyrion felt like the earth had opened up to swallow him. Gods, is Father contemplating attacking now? At high tide? The thought of being shot off his horse and drowning now displaced all thought of Shae, even as she stuck her head out of the tent again to see what was going on. With an apologetic glance to her, he joined his squire. "Lead on."
It was not far to his father's pavilion, though it was atop a lonely hill that overlooked the ford and so Tyrion was forced to waddle with more difficulty than he would have preferred. The structure was so well appointed that it was almost like a proper manse in miniature, with wooden walls and floors inside the red canvass creating room-like spaces within.
This time however, an entire side of the canvas and wood was open to the morning air, and a great many of the marshals of the West were assembled in a line facing the north. Tyrion bade Podrick to wait behind and took a breath, before rounding the end of the line by Ser Harys Swyft.
Lord Tywin stood ahead of the others, closer to the river on the downward slope of the hill, speaking quietly to Ser Kevan and a number of what Tyrion presumed were scouts by their peasantly attire. Have we discovered some great problem with our coming assault? wondered and hoped, as he exchanged perfunctory greetings with the lords assembled.
All Tyrion's aspirations of avoiding a battle disappeared as Ser Gregor Clegane rode up and dismounted.
The man was easily seven foot tall, and not in the mythical way that tall warriors often were described as. He was covered in rough looking but excellently made plate armour, each section having interlocking parts to allow better movement and embossed with the three hounds of House Clegane. Only his armpits and groin were less protected, with chainmail and padding alone.
The man carried a colossal sword and shield, both of the sort it might require two hands for an ordinary man to carry for any length of time. Equally ferocious was the man's reputation; murderous on and off the battlefield, and rumoured to be a serial rapist.
Tyrion had it on good authority that the man drank milk of the poppy daily, though for what ailment he did not know. His jaw clenched of its own accord at the sight of the knight. If Ser Gregor was already in full harness, then a battle was inevitable. Which meant Tyrion would be beside the man right into the midst of the Stark defences. I suppose I can avoid notice if I simply stay nearby, he joked to himself, though the lump in his throat threatened to choke him.
Lord Tywin soon turned around and rejoined the lords, both Ser Kevan and the Mountain hovering behind. The two hands of the Hand.
"My lords," he said, not paying any special heed to Tyrion, "We have received compelling information from our scout upon the hills above the ford. The Stark forces have split once more and left behind their baggage train, most likely to bring the biggest host to bear here before we could cross the river."
Lord Tywin's eyes gleamed in the way they always did when he thought he was in the right about this or that. Ser Kevan's smile was equally irrepressible but far more obvious to the audience. They must be very sure of this, Tyrion thought.
"The banners of the Dreadfort and the Hornwood have not been seen among those on the fortifications, though the sigil of House Frey has. By my reckoning, we face thirteen thousand men at most."
An encouraged murmur rose from the throats of the lords. "We have almost double their number!" declared Ser Lyle Crakehall, a man almost as strong as Ser Gregor but less vicious. We have to march and ride across a river, Tyrion thought with annoyance, The river and the defences beyond are worth ten thousand men.
"Though I daresay our cavalry will be useless," complained Ser Harys, "We shall have to dismount."
"We shall not," Lord Tywin announced, "We have found a weakness in the fortifications. They were built to the high tide so the river wouldn't sweep them away. If you look to the eastern end of the palisade, it is incomplete there. Behind is a light woodland through which riders can pass."
Tyrion traced the Stark defences to the place indicated. The woods were not dense; the trees were well spaced apart and sat on very flat ground that no doubt flooded when the Trident did. Probably a managed forest for use by the inn and village. But too obvious.
He looked to the defences in front of the area. They were mostly just upright wooden logs driven into the mud, with some rope tied between some of the sections. Easily parted by a blade from the saddle. What game is being played here?
"It is not a very wide gap," Tyrion commented, "I doubt Lord Umber or Jon Snow were kind enough to give us a way to bypass the palisade. It's a trap."
"Of course," Tywin stated, "The Canadian unicorns are in the woods. Their intention is twofold; if we attack the gap, the Canadians will loose arrows and bolts until they counterattack with their beasts. And if we ignore the gap, they'll use it to allow an attack on our flank by the same."
Tyrion felt like a spider had just crawled down his back and into his breeches. He knew exactly who would face the threat either way. Oh no. "So which shall we do?" he asked, as cheerfully as possible, "Neither, perhaps. Attack at the opposite end of the line, where they least expect?" Where none of us can face the unicorns and the lancers riding them.
"The Freys are there," Ser Kevan replied, "Their loyalty to the Starks is likely fractious, which is most like why they are on the honourable right of the host. But they will defend themselves if we take the battle to them. No, leaving them alone is the wiser course."
Keeping the banners that will accept a bribe alive… "How clever," Tyrion remarked honestly, "But that leaves the question of the gap open."
Lord Tywin stroked his whiskers for a moment, and looked to the other lords. Here comes the answer in long form, Tyrion thought, And people say I like to talk.
"The plan of battle is this: We shall form the foot into four battles, armsmen in front, bowmen behind."
He gestured to the west. Leaving the gap to last. "Lord Lefford, you shall command the left and attack at the wagon fort with the banner of the Mormonts and Glovers. Ser Harys shall command a small cavalry force on the far left to screen you along the bank."
Lord Lefford's face was sour, but he bowed his intent to do as he was told. Clearly not much was expected of him, but then Tyrion knew he was more suited to seeing to the host's supplies than actual command. His vassal lords were competent enough to handle things. Not where I'll be, then.
Lord Tywin looked to the north. "Ser Kevan shall command the centre, taking Casterly Rock and Lannisport foot to attack the Umber wagon fort where the Kingsroad resumes."
No acknowledgement of that was required from Tyrion's uncle. The man rarely had a thought that didn't originate in Lord Tywin's head first. But Tyrion knew that his father would put his uncle at the place that needed to maintain the attack long enough for something else to happen.
Tywin gestured to the east at last. "The main attack will happen on the right. Aside from the woods, it is also where the most ground opens up when the tide is low. The foot under Ser Lyle will ride with the cavalry, two men to a saddle, and dismount to attack the wagon fort of the Manderlys."
Smart, Tyrion thought, The men-at-arms will be fresh and their boots will be dry. And Ser Lyle is more aggressive than the other lords who might command the attack. They don't call him the Strongboar for nought.
"Ser Gregor, the vanguard will attack the gap once the foot begin their own advance. You have two goals. Drive the wildlings back to clear the way for the main body of cavalry, and if you can, take Jon Snow as a prisoner. The white wolf banner is placed at the very far left of the Stark line, he will be there. Robb Stark is said to love his brother as dearly as his trueborn family, or so Lord Varys reports."
The Mountain made no gesture or sound of acknowledgement.
Lord Tywin gave Tyrion a look, and its message was clear. You're going too, Tyrion said to himself in his father's voice, And you will do your duty.
"Ser Flement, you shall command the bulk of the cavalry. Follow the vanguard to the right directly and form up once you are past the defences. Ser Gregor's attack should overextend the line regardless of whether or not these unicorns become involved. Ride around them once you are past the defences and take them from the rear, or smash the remnants if the vanguard has done its job."
Ser Flement had the good sense to grimace on hearing the plan, making Tyrion feel a great deal better about the man. Flement Brax had already proven his valour against the unicorns in the rearguard. A good sense of danger only added to the man's virtue in that regard. I can survive this if Ser Flement isn't tardy, Tyrion decided, I'll just stand upon the Mountain like a parrot on a Tyroshi sailor's shoulder. Or behind him, being that far up might make me a better target for Stark's archers.
"It shall be done, my lord," Ser Flement said with a bow of the head.
Still, there is no defying Father.
"I shall command a reserve of both cavalry and foot," Lord Tywin continued, "Either we shall break them on the palisade or break them in the woods. Victory is assured."
"AYE!" shouted the lords, raising their fists. Lord Tywin did not share in their pleasure at the idea.
So enthused. Tyrion bit his tongue. It pained him that he didn't know enough to second guess the plan beyond what he already had. But he had no intention of being told to guard the camp. Better to die than be humiliated like that.
"The attack shall begin at noon," Tywin concluded, "The almanacs say the tide shall be very low. My lords, do not be lax or tardy. The river's waters will not remain so low for long." And he'll drown you in the rising flow if you ruin his plan.
Knowing a warning when they heard one, the lords began promising they would prepare and be ready at the appointed hour.
Tyrion had other ideas, smiling to himself.
It's a long way to noon, Shae.
Chapter 45: The Bloody Ford
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"The fecking clever clogs… They're dismounting infantry, sir."
Sergeant O'Neill was not lying.
Under a clear blue sky and a burning late-summer sun, the host of Lord Tywin Lannister had rolled forward like a menacing red fog, the different colours of the Western houses subsumed beneath the larger crimson-and-gold banners and red painted shields of the footmen. Spearpoints and helms glittered in the daylight here and there, honed and polished for the battle to both impress and give their owners an edge.
The advance had stopped just out of range of the bows on the main defence line. It was strange, and from his position on the ground, Michael couldn't see why.
It wasn't the trees in the way; they were tall but most of their leaves were up in a high canopy, creating a nice shade but no interference to see to the river.
The log defences and the enemy horses were what stopped him seeing what he needed to; hundreds of logs, and thousands of horses. Hopefully our preparations were enough.
Wanting a better picture, Michael returned to the crawler, squelching through the damp ground. The shade kept the ground wet, but it was still warm enough to be humid as hell.
The vehicle had branches and small logs hanging down its sides and front, to disguise it as a pair of huts, the fuel trailer left behind. From the actions of the enemy, that disguise seems to have worked.
He climbed into it, finding the air smelling of fish and four seats occupied by wargs in their trances. They all sat on top of their furs, nearly damn naked. The summer heat was unlike anything they had ever experienced, or so they kept complaining. He ignored them and climbed up on top to join O'Neill, Zheng and Sayer.
Just like Michael, all of them were wearing camo nets over their helmets and shoulders, and their faces were painted browns, black and green with camo cream. The Sergeant was peering through his binoculars, and Sayer was doing the same with his rifle scope. Only Zheng looked on with her own eyes over the top of the C6.
"Still smells like damn fish down there," Michael complained, recalling he had ordered the cabin washed out before. That's what we get for using it as a cargo area.
"Sorry, sir," Zheng remarked, "Was going to clean it this morning, then Ygritte needed something."
Michael wondered what the hell the spearwife could have possibly needed from Zheng. Can't be good.
A minute later, a new block of infantry emerged, stepping in line with the rest.
"Looks like they're not going to attack the whole line," O'Neill commented, "They're merging their line up into five brigades. Three infantry, one cavalry, one mixed reserve. The big fella commands the reserve." Big fella meaning Tywin Lannister.
Michael took his word for it, and scratched his chin. "Do you think they'll just right turn and hit us?" It didn't seem likely to him, but he wasn't dealing with leaders that had gone through a military academy.
"That would fuck us," Zheng snorted, "Eventually."
The Sergeant put down his binos for a moment and scowled at her before answering. "No, sir. They're spaced too apart and too far away for that, we'd devour them piecemeal and they'd have to march for nearly two clicks under fire from the palisade."
Is it still 'fire' if it's arrows and bolts? Michael mused to himself.
"Maybe they're that stupid," Sayer remarked with a shrug.
"They're massing to hit the line," O'Neill insisted, "They're not that stupid. They've even got a cavalry screen on the far-west part of the ford to stop the Karstarks and Freys just sweeping their flank."
"Good thing Lord Umber isn't stupid either," Zheng said with a yawn, "He'll shuffle people around to make sure they're not overwhelmed."
But Lord Lannister is falling for the obvious trap. Michael caught himself scratching his chin again and stopped. "Looks like they're going to send their cavalry at full strength into a forest. Doesn't strike me as smart. Even if it isn't very dense forest and the roots aren't going to trip up their horses."
"They know that Bolton and Hornwood aren't here yet, we saw their scout crossing the river. Must think it's just us and our 'wildling' friends in here."
Confirmation came in seconds. The infantry brigades started forward first, drawing the ire of every archer and crossbowman on the defences they were advancing towards. The march became a charge with shields raised. The Lannisters much have made the calculation that it was better to quickly get to grips than to try playing turtle and moving forward carefully. Exactly what I would do.
It was impossible for Michael or anyone else to miss the whole cavalry bloc as it wheeled right and aimed right at the forest… It almost seemed they were riding directly at him.
"Fuck, there are a lot of them," Zheng breathed.
Agreeing with her, Michael felt a pang of doubt, short and sharp, before his rational brain reasserted itself. We knew there would be a lot of them.
Strangely, lighter cavalry broke ahead of the main force, five hundred or so. The riders were armoured, though not in full plate. The few exceptions were a small collection of armoured knights guarding the wings of the most recognisable man in the entire battle. He could not be mistaken, because of his size and the bright yellow of the cloth over his plate armour.
The Mountain.
"Light cavalry led by the fecking Boogeyman himself," O'Neill thought aloud, "What are they playing at?"
"Poking the bear trap with a stick instead of stepping in it," Michael said, "They probably know how many soldiers each of the northern houses can field. That just leaves us as the missing element, and their scouts might have gotten a good idea about that too."
O'Neill's lips curled back with displeasure. "We can't use our weapons on five hundred light cavalry, sir. The rest of the brigade will know what we have and not come in here."
"Probably would dismount to join the attack on the line too," Zheng threw in.
"I know," Michael looked to either side.
On the left and a little way back were the unicorns in a double line, their animals laying down and resting in the mud. They were even better protected than before, courtesy of another few hundred chainmail shirts taken as prizes in the battles of the week past. Marcach's tribe was probably the most formidable cavalry unit anywhere on the planet, by Michael's estimation. No issues on the left.
To the right were the pikes, crossbows and archers of the Laughing Tree, followed by Jon Stark and the dismounted riders, then the crannogmen where the line met the forest. Some of the crossbow troops were on lower branches in the trees, where they could shoot over the spears at their leisure.
Michael had placed the banners of House Stark of Moat Cailin and House Reed on the defence line where Cerwyn men were guarding. A little deception to spoof the numbers. It had paid off; none of the Lannister forces appeared to be going for the Cerwyn wagonfort or the fence to either side of it.
Between he and Stark, there were over a thousand men waiting in the woods. Michael had hoped to use them to attack the Lannisters from the side or follow up by seizing their camp. No chests of gold and silver for us, I guess.
"Five hundred against a thousand," Michael stated, "I like those odds. We let our friends deal with the stick poking the trap. If they run into trouble, we can use our rifles. We've got no tracers loaded, the Lannisters won't see anything. When the cavalry brigade coming stomping in, we'll blow the Lannister's feet right off."
Zheng looked back at him with the biggest shit-eating grin he'd ever seen.
"Like that, Corporal?"
"Can't wait, sir."
Michael reached for his comms. "All units, this is Maple. Prepare to receive the enemy."
The fortification in front of the forest was simple. A curved line of thick tree logs, taller than a man on a horse, placed vertically in holes among smaller earthworks. The space between them was tied off with rope where there was enough space for a man or a mounted rifer to pass by. It was a strong fence, nothing more. Overall, a pathetic barrier if one was actually looking to stop one's enemies, but pretty good for slowing them down.
And that was it was meant to look like.
Michael and the others watched Ser Gregor Clegane and his band of merry murderers from the top of the crawler in complete silence.
The enemy cut their way through the ropes and began filing into the inner killzone.
The Free Folk and Stark archers opened up on the two sections of the Lannister vanguard as soon as they were through. The air whirred with the sheer number of arrows, strange whistling and whining audible over the rustling of the leaves above in the wind.
A pile of dead and dying horses choked up each gap in the fence, feathered shafts sticking out of them. For a moment, Michael thought they might be stopped, but the horses began entering at a trot rather than a walk, quickly bolting left or right when they were through and keeping on the move. More and more arrows went wide, until Ygritte, Val and Jon ordered the archers to cease shooting to preserve ammunition.
A critical mass of riders had soon passed the tall log fence. They formed up into two units, one under the yellow banner of the Mountain and another under the red and gold banner of the Lannisters.
"CHARGE!"
Michael heard clearly the reply to the challenge from Ser Gregor Clegane over the sound of the battle beyond the trees. Big man, big lungs.
The Mountain spurred his horse and the massive animal, the Mountain of horses, rumbled forwards. His battalion followed behind, and formed a wedge with their leader at the tip. They look rough, but they're professionals. Mostly.
One more volley of arrows buzzed at the charging mass, before the archers withdrew as the spear troops then stood to. The wall of pikes formed just in front of the carpet of wooden spikes that had been laid, impossible to see from a distance.
"HUZZAH! HUZZAH HUZZAH!" the Laughing Tree shouted as one. An invitation to come get some. They won't need us at all after we leave. Michael smiled widely and looked for the other battalion.
To his surprise, he found that it had also followed the Mountain's order, but with nothing like the same discipline. The small knot of riders with the Lannister banner in front was quickly overtaken by men and women charging their horses at full pace, whooping and waving their weapons over their heads in circles. They seemed to cling towards the river, an obvious manoeuvre to avoid the spears.
Michael didn't know if they were being smart or stupid. Strangely, despite their superior armour to that of the Mountain's men, they appeared to be wearing skins and furs as much as woven clothes. Are they Free Folk too?
"Where do they think they're going?" Zheng muttered, traversing the machine gun to aim at them, "Are they trying to go around the line?"
"They can't see the unicorns yet," Michael answered, before speaking through his comms, "Jockey, you're up."
A grunt over the radio confirmed Marcach had heard the command.
Michael turned back to the right just in time to see the Mountain's cavalry meet the pikes. Ser Gregor's horse was brave, which earned it two pikes through the chest for its trouble and tossed the rider sideways off his saddle. Sticking fast in both the horse and the ground, the animal creating a grotesque bleeding arch of wood, steel and flesh.
Most of the horses refused to charge into a wall of pointed blades, but trampled the stakes and spikes in front of them anyway. Some simply ran themselves into the spear tips, unable to stop their own momentum.
The front rank of the battalion was utterly destroyed, sending riders sprawling forward to be caught on pikes themselves or finished off with daggers and longswords inside the ranks of the pikemen. Those behind tripped over those falling in front or managed to rear up and stop just in time.
Yikes. Michael hadn't expected the pikes to be so effective. On open ground with enough space, maybe they wouldn't have been. But the fence and the forest prevented a formation charge, it seemed. He doubted the attack had been at a full gallop.
What about the others?
On the left, the unicorns stood up from their pits, where the animals were keeping cooler in the wet ground and began their countercharge against the fur-wearing battalion. Even the Lannister banner had moved forward now, apparently resigned to following the riders they were supposed to be leading.
Ten seconds later and the two forces made contact. The lances of Marcach's people made short work of many of the Lannister riders. Many were lifted clear off their saddles with a few feet of broken shaft stuck in their bodies.
The unicorns themselves were brutalising the unarmoured horses of the enemy. Flicking their heads this way and that in the manner of unicorn fighting, they were goring dozens of horses in the neck, face and flank. The enemy's lack of formation let the same event happen again and again. The animals' faces and armoured shoulders were dark red and slick with blood.
They're cutting through those guys like a buzzsaw.
"Marcach has things under control," Michael said to O'Neill, "I think the pikes will hold too." The Mountain and his men, all dismounted now either by choice or by force, were withdrawing a little way to regroup. They were chased by crossbow bolts from the trees, but clearly would charge again on foot.
"Cavalry battalion has reached the fence, sir!" Sayer reported.
Michael turned his attention forward and raised his binoculars. A man in full plate armour and a flamboyant purple and silver cloak had just cleared the log obstacles, followed by a man holding a banner: a purple unicorn on white.
At three other places, men began filing through, but not as quickly as they could be. The queue beyond was still massive, and growing less orderly. Arrows from the Cerwyn wagonfort were flying into the midst of them to little effect.
Their numbers were enough that they could overwhelm the ability of Michael's fireteam and his allies to kill them. He sucked in a breath, considering what to do about it.
"Now?" O'Neill asked.
Michael paused, then shook his head. "Give it a few minutes, let them bunch up."
"Sir!" Zheng shouted, and pointed to the side, "Look!"
Her finger was aimed at a group of about a hundred riders, making their way at full pace away from the slaughter at the hands of the unicorns. Their path would take them right by the front of the crawler and straight into the side and rear of the Laughing Tree's pike line.
Fuck, they'll bypass the stakes.
And the Mountain had chosen that moment to try an attack from the front. There was no option now.
"Corporal, open fire!" Michael commanded, before getting on his comms, "Ygritte, danger left!" He had barely completed his words when Zheng began shooting at the stray enemy unit. O'Neill and Sayer joined in with their assault rifles, half-deafening him.
A reply from Ygritte came over the radio, and he asked her to say it again. "I fuckin' know!" she repeated, "Jon Stark's bringing up some kneeler knights to block them too."
On the cut trail in the interior line, some of the archers and warriors behind the pikes had turned to run to intercept. Michael spotted Ygritte herself sprinting, the combination of long red hair and a Canadian camouflaged helmet unmistakable.
Further down, Jon Stark and twenty armoured men were moving just as fast. The young man was wearing a helmet that covered a good part of his face, but he was wearing his brother's grey direwolf. His Night's Watch black cloak flapped behind him, and Ghost padded ahead of him.
"Can't chase them," Marcach's voice said, "Too close to those kneelers coming through the logs."
The enemy unit passed maybe thirty yards from the front of the crawler, losing horses every step of the way. Zheng wasn't bothering to try and snipe men out of their saddles when the horses were far larger targets. But those that lost their horses just got up and kept moving forwards. Tenacious sons of bitches.
O'Neill slapped Michael on the shoulder to get his attention."Sir, the enemy cavalry have stopped coming through!" he shouted over the chattering of the machine gun, "We've scared them! They're going to run!"
The Lannister heavy cavalry had indeed stopped coming through, their leader conferred with some of his fellow knights.
Michael glanced between the two situations. If they run or if we don't get as many as possible, we have to fight them again. If I stop Zheng shooting at the flanking attack to do her part, they'll make it to the pikes… to Ygritte. Shit.
The decision was hard but obvious. "Cease fire!" Michael shouted, "Grab the fun buttons!" Zheng stopped shooting immediately.
All four of them rummaged for the radio detonators out of their pockets.
Michael's eyes never left the remaining Lannister force. They finally began fighting Ygritte and Jon Stark's warriors, Ghost creeping near the edges of the melee and tearing a man down by the leg.
Ygritte was dodging a man with a massive longsword attempting to kill her with wide swipes of the blade. Stark was fighting a man in black and a smaller man in red-covered plate, just barely fighting them off.
The numbers were evenly matched, about fifty each, but the enemy had better armour. That might swing it.
"Sir?" O'Neill asked.
Michael tore his gaze away from that little battle and met the Sergeant's eyes.
"Detonate." Thumbs clicked down on four switches simultaneously.
A sound like thunder shook the air and the ground. Explosions rippled through the log fence and in front of it, great jets of flame bursting from their base.
The logs, along with the horses and the riders nearest them, disintegrated. Those Lannister riders that were further were tossed aside or off their saddles, or were burned by the flame fougasses, or both. Limbs detached, and hearts pumped blood through arteries like hoses onto the muddy ground. Open flames caught on the remaining wood and on the clothes of some of the bodies. The survivors at the rear of the battalion fled for their lives towards their lord, ditching their fine banners, their shields and lances in the mud to get away faster.
A blast of hot air swept through the forest, sending every leaf and shrub flailing. The fighting stopped everywhere on the Ruby Ford, and both sides ducked their heads as unpleasant bloody and burned things began falling from the sky.
The killzones were one smouldering sea of dead and dying.
Michael had known the C4 would be something no medieval commander could account for. The Night's Watch hadn't expected the Wall to be breached, after all. He also knew the extras he had ordered the collection of over the last few days made it even more deadly.
But seeing it was another thing entirely.
Thousands of men were dead or dying. Far more than he had ever killed before, and far more than any ordinary soldier would likely expect to kill. Disgust finally overcame his long and cautiously built defences against violence… but also mixed with satisfaction and joy. It was a horrendous thing to see, but it also meant he had achieved what he expected.
Now no one will screw with us on our way home again. No one would ever want a repeat of this horror. Even if we don't have the capability to do it again. The thought didn't quite clear the lump in his throat, though. The destruction his plan had given birth to was too much for a clear conscience though.
Zheng bounced and pumped her fist, grinning wildly over her shoulder. "Holy shit, we FUCKED them up!"
"Yes, we did," O'Neill said with a smile, though it seemed only half as enthusiastic as Zheng's own. The Corporal was offended at that.
"What did you expect?" Zheng growled, gesturing at the field of dead, "Flowers and champagne?"
"Hey, sorry if I don't find that a pretty sight!" came the reply, pointing out at it too, "Even if it is our enemies."
"War is hell," Michael added, finally finding himself able to speak again, "We warned them. They sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind."
O'Neill looked back at him, eyebrow cocked. "Does that matter?"
"They didn't listen," Michael said, "They brought twenty thousand and more men to kill us. They never would have let us ride on by, not in the middle of their little war of conquest."
"We're far too fucking interesting for that," Zheng agreed, "Especially me, if you get my meaning."
The Sergeant blew a tired sigh through his teeth and lips. "All true. But I didn't say it wasn't."
The Private was quiet, too quiet. Michael found Sayer's face drained and pale, turning it a deathly grey. Looks like he's seen a ghost. He nudged him, and handed him his own water flask from his combat webbing.
"Drink." The man did as he was told, and colour began returning to his cheeks quickly. He paused mid-sip, and leaned around Michael to see something.
While most of the warriors on both sides were still in shock, one or two men had recovered more quickly.
The man in black had a dagger to Jon Stark's armpit. The short man had put himself between the pair and Ghost, shield up and what looked like Jon's sword in his hand. The direwolf was moving this way and that, trying to find a way around. More and more of the surviving Lannister riders were regrouping around Stark as he was moved away.
Michael searched for Ygritte, and found her nocking an arrow to aim at the short man. He released a breath he hadn't realised he had been holding, and scanned the rest of the battlefield.
It wasn't any better.
The fighting was beginning again too. The Mountain had retreated again, and crossbow bolts were again slamming into the shieldwall formed in the open. To the west, men were again moving and swinging weapons at each other all along the defence line. The Lannister reserve was moving slowly but directly towards the forest.
They're not running, he thought as he grit his teeth, Can they not see what has happened over here?
"Michael Duquesne!" Ygritte declared on the comms, "They're taking Jon Stark!"
Not over yet.
"Corporal, signal the wargs to begin their grenade attacks and get behind the wheel."
The crawler weaved and sped around the trees, the Corporal driving like a bat out of hell. The headlights were on for added psychological effect. Behind, the unicorn riders advanced to the treeline just in front of the field of carnage, looking as menacing as possible. The Laughing Tree, Stark men and the crannogmen under Lord Reed advanced too, over the bodies of the dead horses and raiders. Free Folk archers fanned out, putting themselves behind trees and readying arrows to shoot.
Every little bit of help would be needed.
Michael watched the Lannister reserve cross the ford out of the corner of his eye, and stop on the mud just before the field of bodies, opposite the Cerwyn wagon-fort. North of the river, the battle for the defences was just as ferocious as before the detonation of the C4. They still have the numbers to break through, he thought, Where the hell are our reinforcements?
Finally, the crawler approached the semi-circle of a hundred or so shields and men where Jon Stark was being held. Zheng turned the vehicle side-on to the enemy and stopped some distance away. The engine stopped and everyone looked to Michael for instructions.
"Sergeant, stay here on the machine gun. The reserve begins coming again, shoot at them. Head honcho first."
"Yes, sir."
"Corporal, Private, you're with me."
"Yessir." "Yes, LT."
Michael climbed off the roof and slid down to the ground. The ferrous smell of blood, rancid shit and rotting fish hit the nose together and made his eyes water. The bodies started only a few paces away, and there were burned parts here and there beyond that. Nasty combination, whale oil and C4.
Zheng and Sayer opted to leave via the doors instead, and put on brave faces when the smells hit them too. Together, the three of them advanced on the enemy. Slowly, with no sudden moves.
Ygritte and Val joined them with another two dozen archers, stepping out from behind the trees in their path.
Michael looked quickly to see how Val was doing, and found her staring at him with pleading eyes. He gave her a single nod. We'll get him back. Val's usual stoic face returned, which was as good a sign as any that she had been reassured.
He smiled at Ygritte as she stepped out, happy to see she wasn't hurt. She smiled back, but clearly was not sure why he was smiling in the first place, her eyes uncertain. There'll be time for that later.
A group of men emerged from the shieldwall.
Stark and the man in black were first, dagger to a now-exposed throat. The man had black hair, black stubble and black eyes, and his face was blank with concentration. Stark was still wearing his helmet and his radio hadn't been taken from him.
Clegane came next, his massive greatsword in his hands. He looked like a seven foot tall robot, his face completely hidden behind metal but his body's muscular shape visible in the armour.
Lastly, the short man waddled out; his helmet was missing now, revealing hair that was very blonde and different coloured eyes; one light and one dark. He was wearing a breastplate that was far too large for him, and he was carried on legs that were too short for him.
The son, Michael realised, Tywin's son. He forgot the name, but there's only one person of that statue who would be wearing armour and leading men in battle.
Michael clicked on his comms once more. "Jon, if you can hear me, make fists with your hands."
Stark made a fist with both hands.
"We're not coming to talk to them," Michael continued, "When the shooting starts, lay flat on the ground. Open your hands if you understand."
Stark's hands opened wide, fingers apart. Good.
"Sergeant, do you have a clear shot at the group?" Michael asked in English.
"Yes sir, you've moved a little further away from the edge of this fucking filthy abattoir in front of me," O'Neill replied.
"Then when the shooting starts, turn and hose down the Mountain's men. Try not to hit Jon."
O'Neill acknowledged, and the metallic sliding and clicking of the charging handle followed over the airwaves.
"Sayer, shoot the big guy. Aim for the legs. He'll go down hard, then we can do what we like with him. Zheng, start plugging the rest."
"Gotcha."
The advance continued until they reached about thirty yards away from the others.
"Greetings!" said the short man, with a crooked smile.
All of a sudden they want to talk. Contempt rising at their new found desire for diplomacy, Michael raised his fist and everyone stopped. Zheng and Sayer took aim, though the archers refrained. What the hell do I say to put them off balance?
"Are you Ser Gregor Clegane?" he shouted, before he realised the implication of such a statement. It was rather more comedic than he intended, and the whole knot of warriors laughed out loud, including the man in black and the short guy himself.
"No, I am Tyrion Lannister of Casterly Rock! Can't you tell from my rugged good looks?" More laughter. The guy had some wit at least.
Michael felt his blood rush in embarrassment. Not good. Time to wipe away the smiles. He raised his weapon to his shoulder and his eye close to the sights. "I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the massive shitheap beside you." He gestured at the Mountain with the muzzle of his rifle.
There was no sign that the man was offended in any way. He stood there like a statue atop a plinth. "I am Ser Gregor Clegane."
The man in black said something to Tyrion Lannister, before drawing his dagger close enough to Jon's throat to shave. "Go back where you came from or I'll cut this boy's throat."
Where do you think I'm trying to go? Michael thought. His heart settled down. The moment had come.
He quickly sighted the man in black's head and squeezed the trigger of his rifle. The bullet burst from the muzzle and straight through the man's forehead. The hole leaked a little blood before he fell straight down, strength leaving his limbs at once.
The cacophony of gunfire erupted from all around, as Jon Stark clawed his way out of the grasp of the dead man and threw himself to the floor. Tyrion Lannister smartly did the same, just in time to avoid the wave of bullets and arrows.
Rifle and machine gun riddled the shield wall, thin wood and chainmail no defence at all against modern firearms at such close range. Men dropped dead onto their knees, backs and bellies with holes stitched through them on both sides.
The archers exploited the gaps, shooting from all sides. Still more men died, some foaming at the mouth from the poisoned arrowheads of the crannogmen flying in from the north.
The Mountain somehow escaped notice until he came charging, giving an incoherent battlecry.
Is Sayer asleep?! Michael quickly shifted his aim and shot one of Clegane's legs with a single round.
The Mountain stumbled, reached for the wound for a moment… and showed exactly why he was a man to be feared by lumbering forward at almost the same speed he had been charging at before. Blood began pooling out of bottom of his armoured boots, leaving red footprints behind. He didn't seem to mind.
Michael watched in morbid fascination, unable to decide whether he should just empty his rifle's magazine into the man or continue trying to disable him for capture. The guy just won't quit.
Before a decision could be made, Clegane made it most of the way. Whatever Sayer had been waiting for, he finished the job and put a bigger bullet through one of his knees, shattering it. Finally, the Mountain fell to the ground, howling with pain.
Zheng took a step forward to deliver the coup de grace.
"No," Michael said, "I want that guy alive. I want all the lords we can get to put the rest on their best behaviour." The Corporal nodded and stepped back.
Ygritte put two fingers covered in red sap in her mouth and whistled loudly, before shouting for men to bring rope to tie Ser Gregor up and to stop his bleeding. Soon, no less than twenty warriors and spearwives came running from the line to restrain the prisoner. He swung his fists and tried to grab at them, but twenty against a one-legged guy is no contest at all.
Two red stains were left from the corners of Ygritte's mouth, making her look positively vampiric.
Apt, Michael thought. He walked over to Jon Stark. The young man had gotten himself off the ground, though his nice white tabard with his brother's direwolf stitched in grey on the front of it was ruined with mud and blood now. He retrieved his Valyrian sword before Val almost knocked him over to embrace him. She didn't care a damn for how filthy he was.
Michael felt a little boost against the horrors of the day at the sight. At least I did one thing right today. "Still alive?" he asked.
Jon nodded. "I don't know how to repay you."
"You don't," Michael replied flatly, "Unless you've got a lot of gold you'd like to donate to the Sunny Island for Veterans of the Westeros War fund?"
Jon Stark looked out over the killzone. There was a lot less movement all of a sudden, except for Lord Tywin's personal brigade beyond it. "He does. You can have his."
The Lord of the West had decided to advance again, and was in the lead himself. Michael saw why; the Cerwyn troops had been redirected westwards to help the Manderlys and Lockes. It was a weakness that needed to be exploited. The Lannister infantry was pressing hard.
And after what happened to the cavalry brigade, leading himself was likely the only way Lord Tywin could get his men to move forwards.
Did he not see us shoot down the Mountain? Does he not see the crawler? Does he give a shit at all? Michael searched for a rational explanation. Perhaps it looked like the archers had done most of the work from a distance. There was still a lot of smoke in places where the log fence used to be, after all.
"What does it take to teach this man a lesson?" he complained aloud.
"Lord Tywin is stubborn and prideful, he cannot accept defeat here at the hands of so few foreigners. To say nothing of your wildling friends." The voice from behind came with a refined but slightly nasally accent Michael had yet to hear.
He turned to find Tyrion Lannister standing parallel a little way off, gazing out at the ford.
The short man's hair was bright blonde where it wasn't darkened with filth from the ground. His eyes were green and black, his nose too small for his face and his brow too big. His armour was even more splattered with dirt and ichor than Jon Stark was. His age was indeterminate, but not very young.
Changing the subject of his attention, Lord Tyrion ignored the arrow aimed at him by Ygritte in favour of examining Michael, his mismatched gaze searching every detail.
Michael frowned. Like the Old Man in Castle Black, he's coming to conclusions.
"My friend here takes offence at being called a wildling," Zheng remarked, "You really should apologise."
Lord Tyrion ignored her too.
What does he want? Nothing important, Michael decided. Seeing the skinchanger attack on the last brigade still hadn't happened, he got on the comms again. "O'Neill, open fire on the reserves," he commanded in English, "The wargs are taking their sweet time."
"Need to change the belt," the Sergeant replied, "Give me a minute."
Michael cursed under his breath. Lord Lannister loomed ever closer. Where the hell are Lord Bolton and Lord Hornwood?
"My father still outnumbers you," Lord Tyrion said, "But you have me. You can trade me for your lives. I give my word that we will let you and your wildlings go where you wish. You may even leave richer than when you came."
Michael cocked an eyebrow. That wasn't actually a bad offer, on the face of it. But he couldn't trust it. "Why were you in the first group to come through our fence?" he asked, "I don't think your father values you very highly if he lets you do that."
"I am the heir to Casterly Rock," Tyrion replied without hesitation, "I am a lord of the Seven Kingdoms. I play my part. To be in the vanguard of battle is an honour."
Michael thought the man was trying to convince himself more than anyone else. "To be in the vanguard is to be blown to little pieces," he stated.
"And how did you do that?"
Plastic explosives, some large barrels from the inn and all the whale oil in the area. "I'm sure you'd love to know that, Lord Tyrion."
The machine gun rippled out a line of tracers through the air at last, and then two more. Michael watched with trepidation, following the shots all the way. But O'Neill's aim was good. It took no time at all for them to land in amongst the banner party of Lannisters.
The bullets hit a few bodyguard, the guy holding the largest lion banner… and Lord Lannister himself. His red and gold plate armour did not protect him. Tywin reeled in the saddle and fell into the ford with a muddy splash. The remaining bodyguards jumped off their horses to see to their fallen superior, while the reserves' formations broke down in chaos. The infantry in the rear didn't hesitate, and began running back south across the river.
Zheng whistled out a long, descending note. "Holy shit, he's killed the leader."
"And more misery to come," Michael said. Finally, the skinchangers' largest birds appeared over their targets, easy to spot on account of their snowy white feathers and the grenades in their talons.
As the bodyguards were carrying Lord Tywin away, they dove on the cavalry standing around behind. The grenades released and dropped among the enemy. The birds sped away, holding onto the pins of the weapons now.
The water was too shallow to provide any protection. A half dozen explosions stuttered, felling horses in groups. O'Neill kept up the fire too, selecting the densest group of knights and giving them a burst before moving onto the next. Still they wheeled and turned, trying to get back into formations, refusing any notion of retreat.
Come on, Michael's mind urged, Run, you pieces of shit! He raised his own rifle again and let off a burst, as much out of frustration as an attempt to kill anyone.
Zheng and Sayer took that as a command in itself, and began plinking away at the bodyguard, carefully lining up each shot. Sayer had more success than Zheng considering the range, but both downed men in red plate as they moved in a bubble around Lord Lannister's body.
Still the knights stood, waiting for their liege lord to get away before they would do the same.
Michael lowered his weapon, blowing a breath out through his teeth.
"Is he dead?" Tyrion asked loudly, trying to be heard over the shooting.
The answer wasn't clear. The bodyguards seemed very concerned with stopping the body getting shot again, which probably meant their lord was still alive. Michael didn't want Tyrion to know that.
At the very western part of the battle, he could see strings of men running back across the ford. The strings turned into streams, and spread west to east. A minute later, and the rear of every Lannister infantry brigade was splashing through the river towards their camps. The grenades made them all look behind, and they saw their leader being carried off helpless.
Relief poured cold water on Michael's fiery frustration at last. "Doesn't matter. They think he's dead." He turned to Ygritte. "Have the new Lord Lannister put with the other prisoners." He won't have much company.
"But you haven't even introduced yourself," Tyrion objected in what he no doubt thought was a menacing tone, "That is considered very rude in these parts. Then again, so is killing men speaking under a truce."
And what is sending parties of riders out to rape, rob and murder considered? Michael pointed to the dead. "There's my introduction. There was no truce. And I bet you already know my name. Now shut the hell up."
Tyrion tilted his head, as if conceding an argument instead of being cowed by a threat. So that's how you're going to play it. Ygritte stood forward, reminding him that she existed and had him dead to rights with her freaky bleeding bow.
"Move, little man. Where I'm from, we don't keep your lot alive. Be grateful you lost to Canadians and don't make trouble, or I'll cut your cock off and feed it to the unicorns."
Charming. Michael shot her a disapproving glance, but she didn't see it.
Tyrion began laughing and staggered away without complaint, getting more manic as he went. He began unfastening the parts of his armour he could reach without aid and letting them drop, leaving a trail of steel behind him. Everyone watched him go, except for Zheng and Sayer who were still too busy shooting. In shock, Michael guessed.
Jon Stark made a noise, and then gestured with his sword. "Lord Bolton and Lord Hornwood are here." The Flayed Man and Bull Moose banners began to fly in the centre with the Umber's Chained Giant.
The Stark reserve had moved by way of boats to the ferry crossing at Harroway's Town, down the riverbank road to the Crossroads, then south to the ford. Now, the whole Lannister line was put to retreat. At last, the cavalry reserve turned to follow their wounded lord and withdraw.
"About time," Michael muttered. He needed to have words with Lord Bolton about keeping to a schedule.
Zheng nudged him with a shoulder and laughed. "RUN FORREST, RUN!" she said as she reloaded. Michael couldn't help a smile at that, though it seemed very inappropriate.
Lord Umber himself jumped the fence to begin the counterattack, as the Stark line stirred itself to take the south bank. The Karstarks and Freys came sweeping from far right of the defence line, almost untouched by the battle so far. A few of the wagons were rolled back, and Lord Bolton led the small cavalry force through to ride down the Lannister infantry.
The radio crackled for a moment as someone played with the microphone, until Marcach's voice came through clearly. "Maple, this is Jockey. Should we join in the attack?"
Michael looked out at the field of dead in front of him. "No. We've done enough today."
"But there's loot to be had?"
Of course that's the problem. Michael directed his gaze to the enemy camp. Already, the civilians were breaking it up, and yet another Lannister was riding about under another large lion flag, organising something resembling resistance. Discipline was reasserting itself.
It wouldn't be enough to hold the south bank; too many were being cut or shot down in the ford. But it would be enough for the enemy to get their paychests and other valuables away.
"The Lannisters are moving camp.. There won't be anything left by the time you get around the dead and fight your way through them. You want loot? Strip the dead. Deliver it all to camp. Collect the wounded out there while you're at it."
Marcach grumbled and stopped transmitting. His men and women had their unicorns lay down, and began moving to the dead. That was all it took for the other Laughing Tree contingents nearby to lay their pikes on the ground, break formation and do the same. A wave of them came marching by, all grins as they began pulling everything they could off each corpse, starting with the boots.
I suppose that was inevitable, Michael said, But at least I don't have to supply them shoes and clothes.
"Orders, sir?" O'Neill said in English over the same channel.
Michael felt fatigue creeping into his bones, the way he had discovered it always did after he'd killed. He looked up at the sky. It was still only the early afternoon, and clouds were rolling in.
"We're done for the day. We'll rest up, and see what we can do tonight."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This map is something I cooked up to visual the battle for myself. It's admittedly not perfect, it was originally made for my use only, but others requested a map to help them understand it, so here it is. I've added the relevant coats of arms from the ASOIAF wiki at westeros.org, all of them seem to have been created by a user called Abjiklam, so credit to them. Full size image is available at the link.
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Chapter 46: Kevan
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The Kingsroad was a sorry scene even in the pitch black. The defences raised during the last stay were still in place. It was a safe place to sleep for the night, harassed by wildlings or vengeful riverlords. The last stragglers of the battle at the great ford of the Trident were still making their way into the camp around Darry. To their credit, they all retained their arms, armour and colours… but their backs were hunched and their eyes sunken.
Defeat has made lesser men of them.
Kevan had only arrived an hour ahead of these last survivors. Commanding the host as it retreated in the face of a Stark counterattack, he had bought time for the army to retreat, to say nothing of the paychests, enough of the tents and food supplies. He had forced the camp followers to remain behind at spearpoint, so they wouldn't slow the retreat.
News on arrival back to Darry was not good either, but it was easy to keep quiet.
Seeing order restored and the men-at-arms settled was more difficult, and more so because Tywin was laying in the castle with three maesters trying to keep him alive. Kevan was forced to go about the camp, seeing to this and that personally. Things as small as who would sleep in what tent, and who would see to the horses now that the camp followers had been left behind.
Every man would know the cause of the King was alive and well, and Kevan discovered just how much of an army he had left to command. Greeting the stragglers was merely the latest in these tasks. Though he threatened to fall out of the saddle with fatigue, he persevered.
There is but one Gods-given grace from this day, he thought, The Canadians and their infernal machine have not been seen again. In fact, Kevan had not seen the foreigners since withdrew back into the forest, even as their wildlings picked through the thousands of corpses, robbing the deceased knights and riders of their possessions.
He was absolutely sure that if the foreigners attacked again, none but the remaining mounted knights would resist them. And we must find some manner of resisting, he noted, Lest we be undone completely.
"Ser Kevan, he's awake!"
A page in a lion tabard peered up at him, chest rising and falling hard as the boy sucked in breaths.
Kevan's felt some of the fatigue of the day lift from his shoulders. The Gods have not abandoned us completely. "Go inform the maesters I am coming."
"Yes, my lord." The boy bowed his head and then took off at full speed again, weaving through the last stragglers towards the castle.
Kevan turned his horse and nudged his horse into a slow trot. There was no use in rushing back, panicking those who don't know the reason. He passed by the crammed tents and men sitting around the campfires, getting as good a meal as they could expect. Delaying until enough supply wagons had got away was worth it, he decided. Lord Lefford always said that a good meal was just as good protection against desertion as the most terrible lordly reputation. A pity he shall aid us no more.
After travelling through the whole camp and the gate in the outer walls, Kevan reached the entrance to the castle, finding Tywin's bodyguard in front of it. "Upstairs," said one. He passed inside, through the small great hall and up the straight stairs through a door in one corner, to the lord's chamber.
It was a large space for a minor noble like Lord Darry, but it was simply the same size as the hall below, made into separate spaces by wooden dividers. Nonetheless, Kevan could see Tywin at the other end, illuminated by two hearths, surrounded by the grey-clothed maesters, their chains glinting in the light. He was indeed awake, but laying nearly flat on the lord's bed and covered in bandages. His neck was so heavily bandaged that turning his head would be impossible.
Kevan paced the length of the room, as fast as he could without running at first, but slowing as he saw more of his brother. His hand, he thought, Gods, he's lost his hand.
Tywin's right hand was missing, cut off at the wrist. Bowls of clear liquid stained pink with blood sat on the tables everywhere, leather gloves and all manner of cutting tools discarded near them.
One large table to the side of the bed had large dark stains. Where they sewed him up, Kevan realised. The air stank of alcohol, so much that it made his eyes water.
The maesters began showing Tywin his helmet, explaining what had happened. There was no interrupting it.
"You were struck four times with strange bolts, my lord," said Maester Carden, the only one Kevan recognised, "They glanced your helm, cleaved your wrist and entered your side. As you can see from the metal, you are lucky that the first did not enter your skull. One that entered your person remained inside. We have removed it from beside your hipbone."
The man held up a small, sharp piece of metal, its tip bent and flattened. Tywin's hand reached up towards it, shaking slightly. He grabbed the bolt, and his green eyes turned to the helm, before his fingers brushed against where another of the bolts had scored its skin deeply.
Is he truly going to live? Kevan wondered, barely able to watch.
"Why can I not turn my head?" Tywin's voice rang out, clear as a bell.
Kevan smiled, feeling his hope rewarded. It sounds like he shall live, at any rate.
"You sprained your neck when the bolt hit your helm," said the second maester, "You must not attempt to turn it, or the damage may be permanent."
"Nor must you attempt to stand yet," the third added, "We must be sure that your hip has not been damaged. That will require a thorough inspection, a man of your age…"
Kevan's attention was drawn away, Maester Carden stepping away from the bed and coming to him. "Lord Kevan, it is good that you are here."
"Enough of that. How is he?"
Carden's lips moved for a moment in thought, and a hand carved through his greying short-cut hair. "He is not well. We have administered milk of the poppy, but he refuses high doses. Without it he would be screaming in pain."
The maester gestured with his head to Tywin. "The wounds he received are almost certain to become infected. Any maester with a silver link in their chain can see to it, but given his age and the severity of the wounds, nothing is certain. He needs bed rest. Ideally, he should not move from that bed at all until I am certain the infection is in retreat."
Kevan levelled a glare at the man. Carden was not one of the westermen maesters that had been brought along with the host. He was maester of Darry. "You understand why that is impossible?" he said, "And why the merest suggestion of it makes it appear that you wish my lord brother to be captured?"
"I do not care," Carden replied, not intimidated in the slightest, "I am a maester of the Citadel, and I have three silver links in my chain. Healing is my calling, my lord. I have no motivation here except the saving of men's lives, and I tell you truly, if Lord Lannister takes to horse or foot, he is in danger of death."
Kevan stared at the man, but he did not break his gaze or reveal any hidden motivation. Gods, he is telling the truth. "Could he be moved by cart?"
Carden's lips moved over his teeth again, before flattening into a thin line. "I do not recommend it, but as I'm sure you will insist… He won't die immediately from movement of that sort. Provided there is enough furs and straw beneath him, to pad against shocks on the road. He would need regular infusions of milk of the poppy, and still, it would be very uncomfortable…"
Glad the man acquiesced to that much at least, Kevan nodded.
"Kevan."
The voice had all the tone of command that Tywin seemed to naturally have. Kevan turned and found his brother looking up at him. He put on a smile and the pair reached out to clasp one another's hands. It was awkward, Kevan offered his right hand before remembering that it was Tywin's left that remained.
"Brother."
"I am glad to see you survived."
"That is what I should say, my lord."
Tywin nodded, and released his hand. Kevan took his back with reluctance. "I take it our situation is dire."
Kevan inclined his head. "It is, my lord. You have been gravely wounded, and may not survive the fevers that are coming. I am informed that moving you may kill you, though we were just discussing how to do so safely."
Tywin glared, though relented after only a few seconds. "It is not my situation I wish to discuss," he said, slurring his speech slightly. He looked to the maesters, and centred his gaze on Carden. "Leave us."
The maesters bowed, and departed down the corridor to the other side of the room without a word. They were all old enough to know when arguing would not work, even where a man's health was concerned.
Tywin watched them go, raising himself up slightly to do so and wincing from the pain. When he thought they couldn't hear, he looked again to Kevan. "How badly did we lose?"
"Tyrion and Ser Gregor captured. Among the dead are Lord Lefford, Lord Serrett, Ser Flement Brax, Ser Harys Swyft, and Ser Amory Lorch. Scores of other lords and knights are wounded, some badly. Only the Strongboar and I seem to have escaped unharmed among the marshals."
Tywin nodded, his lips spread in a grim parody of a smile. "Our strength?"
"Three thousand five hundred cavalry, nine thousand foot."
"We've lost almost half our number," Tywin noted, "Are they any veins of gold in this news?"
Not many. Kevan decided against such phrasing. "The knights under our own banners fared the best. The heavy cavalry of Casterly Rock and Lannisport remains largely intact, and I managed to get their spare horses and vittles away in time. We still outnumber the Stark host in cavalry as a result."
Tywin's head moved slightly up and down, before he grimaced sharply. He was sweating hard now. He's exerting himself simply to have this conversation.
"Try not to nod," Kevan said. He picked up a clean cloth and dipped it in some cool water, careful that the bowl was not filled with alcohol first. He put the cloth to his brother's brow and wiped it.
"Sage advice," Tywin replied flatly, "I take it the other lords of the West are not so rich in cavalry."
Kevan nodded. "Or foot, for that matter. Lefford's battle was particularly bloody in the retreat. Much of the strength of your lords-vassal has been sapped this day."
"There are gold veins after all," Tywin said, swatting the wet cloth away now, "As long as our strength overmatches theirs, we have little to worry about from the lords of the West."
His jaw setting, Kevan was flabbergasted. What is he saying? "Your vassals would not dare rise against you, my lord."
Tywin inhaled deeply through his nose. "I have suffered the most calamitous defeat in our house's history since Aegon's Conquest," he said, "We cannot be so naive as to dismiss the perception that I cannot defend the lords and their interests. The legitimacy of our rule is now very much at stake. That of my grandson too. I have yet to hear of the other great houses rallying to their rightful king, though they are most like waiting to be courted."
Kevan felt a shiver move through him. Gods, he's right.
Tywin held up the bolt that had been removed from his body to the light, looking at it. "That this defeat was at the hands of something equally as terrifying as a dragon is the one thing that may save us. Others will no doubt challenge these Canadians, should they remain in Westeros, and I am sure they will be found equally as wanting in the face of such sorcery."
Kevan leaned over to get a better look at the piece of metal. Such a small thing. How could it be made to pierce plate steel across a battlefield?
"What losses did we inflict on the Starks?" Tywin asked.
Kevan straightened up. "We cannot be sure. Possibly as many as three thousand. Lord Bolton led a cavalry charge that cut its way through many of our retreating men-at-arms and secured a foothold on the south bank, but Lord Lydden cut him down in a countercharge. Lord Umber likely has very little cavalry at all now."
Tywin ran the forefinger and thumb of his single hand through his golden whiskers, still holding the bolt. "Lord Bolton has no legitimate heir… There may be opportunity for us in that. The Starks will gain more cavalry soon. By now, the riverlords of Saltpans, Maidenpool and between the rivers will be riding to rally to the host. We must march west at once to join with Jaime's host."
Kevan cleared his throat, not sure how to put it. "My lord, there is more bad news. Though for the sake of your life, I fear to speak it."
Tywin finally looked away from the bolt and straight at Kevan, a spark of anger flaring brightly as his brows came together. "Speak it or never speak to me again. I must know everything if we are to get out of this grave the Canadians have dug for us."
Kevan sighed, and consented. "Jaime has been defeated by Robb Stark and captured. The raven brought the message after we left for the ford."
Fists clenching, Tywin's breathing became heavy. His arms shook and shuddered. His lips tore back, revealing teeth straining against each other. His face turned as crimson red as the family banners.
Kevan goggled at him with alarm. "Maesters! Return at once!"
Maester Carden led the way as the men began running back.
"No!" Tywin commanded, his voice ragged. He repeated himself with his usual firmness a second later, "No. Send them back."
It's taking everything he has to control himself. Kevan considered ignoring the command, but Tywin's shaking stopped and his face began slowly returning to a normal colour. The maesters searched for what to do and what was wrong, but Kevan waved them off. All three went back the way they had come.
"How was Jaime captured?" Tywin asked.
"Lord Brax reports that their outriders' ravens were not flying back to the siege camp at Riverrun. Jaime led most of the knights and riders north to deal with what he thought was raiders or riverlords refusing to bend the knee. Jaime never came back."
Tywin closed his eyes. "Foolish boy. He ran straight into the wolf's jaws… I take it Lord Brax was then defeated by the wolves in turn."
"The host was split in three. The camp north of the rivers was annihilated as it slept. The noise woke the other camps, and Lord Brax began to prepare to cross the river. But a scout returned in time and warned of Robb Stark himself approaching the camp between the two rivers with a strong cavalry battle."
Tywin let out a single loud cough and wheezed for a moment. Kevan almost jumped out of his skin and glanced at the maesters to see if they heard it. They did, but did not return at once either.
"How did Lord Brax escape trapped between the two rivers?"
"Lord Brax instead moved the rafts to the other river to withdraw, fighting off Stark until they could be launched."
"His host got away successfully?"
"Yes, but it was bloody. The cavalry attack was held off at the first charge, but the garrison of Riverrun sortied and the catapults on the walls showered the rafts as they began to cross."
"Riverrun…" Tywin growled, "What a pity we did not take it. It is a formidable castle."
Kevan could not help but agree. "Lord Brax himself was dumped into the river, but the gods were with him and the water was shallow. Ser Forley Prester was already preparing a retreat. They saved eight thousand foot."
"Eight thousand from fifteen thousand," Tywin mused, "At least in defeat, my son betters me. Though he lost his cavalry entirely. Lord Brax faces an opponent with a vast superiority in horse, and the riverlords will not be laggardly in rallying plenty of foot to go with it."
Kevan shook his head. "I should think not. If it was not for Lord Stark and his daughters, I would say the West itself could be in danger. The riverlords are no doubt vengeful in feeling at this moment."
"The West itself is in danger," Tywin asserted, "Because King's Landing is. And we must continue to hold both to win. This war will last far longer than we had planned."
I hope that means you have ideas, brother. Kevan knew they would only be revealed in due course. "Robb Stark shall march on King's Landing. What shall we do?"
"Go to Harrenhal, retrieve everything we can. You will move southwest to the Gold Road. Send word to Lord Brax with the command to join you between the bridges over the Blackwater and the God's Tear."
He wants us to sit west of the capital? Kevan blinked. "The Gold Road?"
Tywin pulled himself up straighter with some difficulty. "Lord Brax could use the road to the Golden Tooth to escape, but that would leave us exposed. Should he join us, we have a host worthy of the name again. The Starks shall think you are fleeing by the safest route, but you can wait at the bridges for them to besiege King's Landing. And if they see through the ruse, they must deal with you first and the rivers are to your advantage."
Kevan smiled, liking the tone of that plan and glad his brother was not addled with the poppy. He bowed his head. "I shall send the commands. But what shall you do, my lord?"
"What measures did you discuss with Maester Carden about my movement?"
"We discussed that you could be moved by wagon. Carefully."
Tywin closed his eyes. "Maester Carden!" he half-shouted.
The healer returned quickly, so much so that his fellows almost tripped on their robes trying to keep up with him. Carden bowed to both Kevan and Tywin, though it was perfunctory. His healing might be for everyone, but his manners are not. "How may I be of assistance?"
Tywin shifted onto his back again, laying flat. "You say I can be moved by wagon. Would a river boat be acceptable?"
The maester scowled at Kevan. "I said you would not die immediately if you had appropriate care, my lord. You will not survive a rigorous journey by wagon. But yes, a riverboat would in fact be preferable, provided it goes somewhere you can rest and with the best possible healers."
Tywin's tongue shifted in his mouth. Without a word, Maester Carden moved to his bedside and filled a cup of water from a jug. The cup was brought to Lord Lannister's mouth and he drank.
"Thank you, maester," Tywin said as the cup was withdrawn, "Go and prepare such a wagon for me, quietly, and then return to instruct the maesters of our host what will be required of them. I will see you well rewarded for what you have done here this night."
Carden's face remained blank as he bowed his head and departed, leaving his fellows behind. He cares little for a reward from a Lannister.
"Where do you plan to go by river?" Kevan asked Tywin.
"King's Landing. We can float boats down the God's Tear, into the Blackwater and to the Red Keep. The Grand Maester can attend to me with Maester Hill. We have a number of riverboats at Harrenhal. I plan to depart ahead of the host, as soon as preparations are made. I shall bring a thousand men-at-arms with me to reinforce the capital. And I can prepare it for siege."
Kevan frowned. Is he mad? "You need rest, my lord. Not the heavy burden of the Hand of the King."
Tywin closed his eyes once more. "Should the capital fall, I shall be the Hand of the King no more. There is no one I trust to command it, save you. You must command the host. And I want my son back. I cannot do that from anywhere else." His words trailed off, and his chest gently rose and fell.
You have two sons, Tywin, Kevan wished to say.
But it was too late. Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport and Warden of the West was fast asleep.
Chapter 47: CFB Darry
Notes:
This one's a little bit more experimental, for me at least...
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The ravens flapped off from the top of the rookery into the first cloudy day the campaign south of the Neck began, giving a caw caw caw sound as they left.
Some flew south, taking messages to the Lannisters in King's Landing and Harrenhal, carrying a repetition that Canada was not at war with them but that they should leave the exclusion zone.
Some flew west, to try and find out the fate of Robb Stark either in Seagard or Riverrun.
Some flapped north, to Winterfell and Castle Black, carrying news of the operation's progress to the rest of the Laughing Tree tribe and news of the part the Free Folk played in the victory at the Ruby Ford.
Michael brought his cup of coffee to his lips and drank deeply, pondering if he'd ever see a reply to any of them. "I'm surprised you have ravens for places as far away as the Wall," he said to the maester as the last bird departed.
Maester Carden stepped back from the crenellations, covering a yawn with the back of his hand. He looks like hell. The middle-aged man had large bags under his eyes, and patchy stubble on his face. "Darry is one of the message posts of the King's Road, Lord Duquesne, and thus it has ravens for every keep along the length of the road. From Storm's End to the Wall."
There are such keeps on the other roads too. If a raven feels it cannot make it the whole way, it is trained to stop at one so the message can be transferred to another bird trained to go the same direction."
Makes sense, Michael thought, If you rule a continental empire, you need a reliable way to get messages to the furthest reaches.
The maester led the descent back indoors. Michael was glad the business outside was concluded. The sky was growing an increasingly angry and dark grey. The heat and humidity of the previous day remained, but the air smelled like something was burning slightly. "How are our patients?" he asked.
"Doing very well," Carden replied, "Your skill in practical means of keeping men alive after being wounded is superlative, my lord."
My lord this, my lord that… "Not my skill," Michael admitted as he finally ducked indoors and they both began down a gentle spiral staircase to the ravens' room, "It's training we're all given, plus some understanding of science." And watching too many movies.
Carden paused and looked at him. "Such knowledge is not commonplace among warriors here," he said, "Nor is sprinkling Valyrian words into the Common Tongue to fill its gaps. Science indeed, Lord Duquesne. You Canadians are full of surprises. Warriors, keen linguists and literate in the ways of healing. Truly mysterious."
"Keep on wondering," Michael said into his cup, finishing his coffee.
The maester moved on, and they reached the bird-shit scented home of the ravens. Michael's nose wrinkled, and regretted he had no coffee to cover the stench.
Racks of cages stood in rows on two of the four walls, while supplies filled shelves on the other two. The maester deposited a sack on a chair as Michael read the names of the places they were trained to go. Riverlands, Crownlands, the Vale…
"Lord Tywin fears you, which is a feat in itself," Carden continued, "And rightly so it seems, considering the rank and martial skill of the prisoners you brought along. I would be interested to hear how exactly you felled the Mountain, as would be a great many others I suspect."
Michael's mind flashed to Ser Gregor's mad charge, how he wouldn't go down. Perhaps I should've ended him there and then. "I'm not in the habit of telling war stories," he lied, "Speaking of the Mountain, how is he?"
"The amputation of his shattered leg was properly conducted," Carden replied, "You even kept a fold of skin to cover the exposed inside of what remained. He will not be able to walk for some time regardless, even with a crutch. His other leg is also wounded, albeit far less seriously."
"We have wagons, we can move him."
"It would have been better to kill him. You are lucky I did not give all my infection remedies to Lord Lannister, else his mad dog would be in a great deal of trouble, along with some of your other prisoners and your own warriors."
We don't have that many other prisoners, Michael frowned. Barely a dozen knights and riders had been pulled from the carnage that lived through the night. He found that they couldn't build enough pyres to burn all the dead. The river ended up taking most of them when the waters rose, relieved as they were of their possessions, weapons and clothing.
"We did warn them."
"I know, I read your declaration," Carden smiled, "Strange that you have not demanded that we rivermen should get out of your way, my lord… Or your Stark friends."
"Get in our way and watch how quickly that changes," Michael smiled back, though his heart wasn't in it.
The maester held up his hands in protest, his grey robes' large sleeves falling to his elbows and revealing thin hairy arms. "I am only remarking that you have been a good friend to us rivermen at such short acquaintance. That too is mysterious."
Allies of convenience, not friends. Michael scowled at the man, getting the impression he was fishing for information in general. His buddies in that big tower of theirs will want to know everything about us. Before he could respond however, Zheng appeared from the stairway leading to the great hall of the castle.
"Sir, the Greatjon is here," she reported in English, "And he has some new asshole with him who's complaining a lot."
Michael sighed. "A Frey?" he asked. He still hadn't met any of the much-reviled Freys. They had refused to help fortify the line at the Ruby Ford and skulked about the village around the crossroads instead, and their part of the battle was at the opposite end to his own.
"Na, some other prick, got a fish on his jacket."
Michael cocked an eyebrow. A Tully? "Let's go see them, Corporal."
The Greatjon was standing beneath the gatehouse arch that cut through the curtain wall, his own riders sitting in their saddles behind him. His big arms were crossed in front of him, and he was fully armoured save for his head.
With him was an average-for-kneelers sized man who looked positively tiny compared to the Starklander lord. He was in his twenties amd wearing what probably passed for good riding clothes in reds and blacks, with a wide brimmed black hat tucked tightly over brown hair.
In front of the pair was O'Neill, standing a head taller than the unknown noble, his hands wrapped around the grips of his rifle. With him were three or four armed Free Folk, the ones assigned to guard duty on the gate. They had put their hooded fur coats back on in anticipation of bad weather.
As Michael got closer, he could hear the berating voice of the young man complete an argument aimed at O'Neill.
"Who do you think you are?! This is Lord Darry's castle, not yours!"
The Sergeant did not answer.
Here we go. Michael jogged the last bit of distance. He noticed the man's shield-shaped white badge, its icon a jumping red fish and surrounded by a gold line. Not a Tully, Michael decided as he reached the argument. Zheng appeared at the other side of O'Neill, before her eyes locked on the fuming newcomer.
"Lord Duquesne," the Greatjon rumbled, inclining his head an inch in greeting.
Surprised by the respect despite himself, Michael snapped off a salute in return. "Lord Umber," he said, "Who is this?"
"Lord Myles of House Mooton, heir to Maidenpool," the young man replied for himself, straightening his back to try and get another inch of height out of it. He was well built, which wasn't very surprising for a noble.
Michael wasn't intimidated in the slightest. "Sergeant, what is the problem here?"
O'Neill clicked his tongue a few times, not moving his gaze from Lord Myles.
"Lord Umber rode up here and said hello with all respect, dismounted to come in. This one rides on past him, nearly runs his horse into the guards here. I notice that, send Zheng up to fetch you and run over here to try and calm things down. He says the castle is under his control now and we wildlings are to leave at once. That's it, sir."
Thunder rolled, and the sound of rain hitting the leaves began growing louder and louder. Damn it. "He appears to be the offended one," Michael said, "What did you say exactly, Sergeant?"
His hands flapping once in objection, O'Neill turned to Michael. "Hello, welcome to Canadian Forces Base Darry. How can I help you?"
"That's all?"
"That's all, sir."
Lord Myles pointed his finger into Michael's chest. "This is not your 'base'," he said, "This castle belongs to our cousin, Lord Darry."
"Lord Raymun Darry is dead." Michael turned to find Maester Carden behind him, apparently having followed from the rookery.
The maester continued. "Lord Lyman Darry is not yet nine years old, and is in hiding with the host of the Lords Piper and Vance. I doubt he would object to the use of his castle by the men who defeated Tywin Lannister and who hold Ser Gregor Clegane prisoner."
"It is not appropriate for wildlings to occupy a holdfast of the Riverlands," Lord Myles complained, "And it is not for a maester to say otherwise."
Enough of this shit. Michael thought. Maidenpool was one of the places he had sent a warning before. "Lord Myles, you are in violation of the declared exclusion zone. Withdraw at once."
The man did not withdraw. He stepped forward, hand on the hilt of his sword, ready to draw it. But he was wrenched back by the shoulder, the Greatjon's massive paw firmly gripping it.
"Release me, Lord Umber!" Lord Myles complained, trying to shake free and failing.
The Greatjon threw the man up against the archway and point a thick finger at him.
"I'm saving your life!" he boomed, "You weren't at the Ford. You didn't see what these men can do, or what that woman can do. They are our allies, and you won't insult or threaten them in my presence. Else I'll pack you home to your craven father, your five hundred men with you!"
Lord Myles grumbled, but slid his sword back into its scabbard. "This isn't over," he said, face as sour as someone who had eaten wasabi by mistake.
"We're shaking in our boots," O'Neill snorted, "Fuck off before I dance on your face and feed you that sword an inch at a time."
The young noble stormed off, jumping into his saddle with surprising agility and riding off. A number of the riders waiting beyond the gate broke from the ranks and joined him. Free Folk have a PR problem, Michael thought grimly, And now a Mooton problem
"What an arse," the Greatjon said with a toothy grin, "You won't need to worry about him. Southerners. So many arselings if a man is being truthful. Fewer these days, though, on account of Lord Lannister."
Michael rubbed the bridge of his nose and exhaled. "What do you want, Lord Umber?"
The man slapped his huge hands together, making a sound almost as loud as the next rumble of thunder a few seconds afterwards. "I'm here to collect the prisoners."
O'Neill and Michael exchanged looks. "We're not giving you our prisoners."
Lord Umber stroked his beard. "We've heard you've been handing over captured prisoners to village headmen for trial, all the way down the King's Road. We'd like Marbrand, the Mountain and the Imp, either to put on trial or to hold as hostage against the possibility of Lord Eddard being killed."
Knowing handing over high profile prisoners was quite a different thing to hand over nobodies to the locals, Michael knew he couldn't avoid this. "I'll hand them over after we visit the Isle of Faces."
Lord Umber shook his head. "We want them now. By the time you go to the Isle, we'll be halfway to King's Landing!"
Michael put his hands on his hips, wondering how best to phrase his next words. He had no intention of giving up his leverage over the nobles before he was sure he was going home."We can't just hand them over to you. We don't hold men as hostages as a matter of law. And unlike the men we handed over before, the only thing they've done to your people or the Riverlands is fight against you in a war. As far as we know, at least. That's not a reason to give them to you for trial under our laws."
Zheng cleared her throat. "Sir, we could at least give them the Mountain? I'm sure there are plenty of witnesses around to what he did."
Michael pursed his lips. Not a bad idea. He looked to O'Neill for his opinion. The Sergeant was quick to give it.
"Ser Gregor might be the most famous of the prisoners, sir, but Jon says he's one of the lowest ranked and the most hated. He's least likely to be missed. Might be good politics as well as being legal."
Time to throw a dog a bone, then. Michael opened his palms. "Okay, Lord Umber. You win. You can have Ser Gregor Clegane if you're going to put him on trial. I'll need your word of honour that you will not do anything else with him, and that you will return him to me if anyone else tries to order you to." By which time I could be home drinking beer. "Will that satisfy you?"
The Greatjon gave a great huff, but agreed. "Aye. Lord Robb will almost certainly want to negotiate with you for the others, you should be prepared for that"
At which point hopefully we'll be long gone and it'll be Val he can negotiate with. "Follow me, Lord Umber. O'Neill, Zheng, keep a watch for that idiot Mooton or whatever his name is. His little army too. ROE is the same on them as the Lannisters if they do show up looking for a fight."
"Yes, sir."
The dungeon of Darry Castle was a separate building cut directly into the ground within the walls. Above was the guards' barracks. Below was a basement level with slit windows that looked into the courtyard.
The only ways in and out were a wooden stair-ladder in a side room of the barracks and sewerage pipes from each cell to the slope outside the walls. It was roomy both above and below ground, but then, it was a King’s Road castle and probably had a lot of anti-banditry duties to accommodate.
Michael led Lord Umber and Maester Carden inside the barracks, finding it full of men and spearwives avoiding the rain. Naturally, it smelled like wet people drying off usually did, though most of them had washed as well as they could without much soap.
The majority were laying in the bunks in various states of dress, talking to each other. Coats of plate, polearms, bows and sheaves of arrows were hung on the posts of every bed, the head of every chair and on top of every table. They're taking good care of their steel.
Michael quickly spotted Longspear Ryk and his friends dicing between two sets of beds and went over. They were playing with the carved knucklebones of sheep for silver 'stags' and copper 'stars'. The exact value of the coins Michael had only the barest idea about, courtesy of dealing with the bargemen way up north on Long Lake.
"Duquesne!" Ryk smiled in greeting from his cross-legged position, "Care to join us? The Gods have granted me great luck today." He clacked the dice in his hands together, as if the sound would be further temptation.
Finding he would prefer that, Michael nonetheless had to decline. Easy money when you know probabilities. "Tonight at dinner," he said, "I promise. We need to see the prisoners."
Ryk's eyes narrowed, and it wasn't hard to figure out why. Lord Umber had stepped into the building. Many conversations went quiet. "Aye, I can see that," he said, "Looks like my luck has stolen my horse and rode away… Need to find the keys again." He threw one last roll of the dice and his head slumped as he lost more money. Getting up, the others jeered at him for his loss. "Wait by the door, I'll come back in a few minutes. Need to piss too."
Michael watched him wander off down the other end of the barracks, as the talking and joking around began picking up again. No immediate battle with the Umber in the room… that's progress. He returned to Lord Umber and Maester Carden at the door, a few feet from the other room with the way down to the basement.
"It'll be a few moments. In the mean time… how many did you lose at the Ford, Lord Umber?"
The Greatjon's jaw worked itself from side to side for a moment. "Four thousand dead and wounded. Mostly dead. We could've used your help once the lions started running, they turned around and bloodied our noses for a bit."
Michael shook his head. "It was impossible. My force was exhausted. We had thankfully few dead, but the castle here is filled with our wounded. And we had corpses in our way. We counted more than four thousand, and their horses too."
The Greatjon bared his teeth. "Aye, and no way to burn them. I saw you try to gather the wood from across the river, but the tide carried the bodies off. The southrons are in luck that the Walkers never make it this far south."
"The Wall does seem like a big obstacle," Michael allowed, "To say nothing of the men and women behind it."
The Greatjon's grimace turned into a smile, and he slapped Michael on the back of the shoulder. "So, will you be moving ahead of us again? Plenty more Lannisters to be had at Harrenhal. This time I'd have you Canadians right beside me as we storm the gaps in those gods-damned walls. I still don't understand how you killed their knights, I'd like to see for myself!"
As if I'd fight all your battles for you. Not wanting to offend the man, Michael chose his words carefully. "The Lannister army in Harrenhal isn't likely to block our way. And we won't be riding ahead of you this time. The wounded require a few more days to heal. I don't intend to lose a single one to their injuries if I can help it." Plus I need some time to get the lay of the land and the lake.
Maester Carden made an appreciative noise. "My lord, if I may say, that is an enlightened point of view."
Lord Umber gave a dismissive wave. "Enlightened! Ha! You took this castle well enough. You didn't leave it be."
"We found Darry as the Lannisters were finishing evacuating it," Michael frowned, "We didn't take it by force. It was abandoned quickly. The enemy didn't even bother taking the food stores."
"The gods be praised," Carden commented. Michael thoroughly agreed.
The Greatjon grumbled, but any further complaint was interrupted by the return of Ryk. He produced a large brass key and slotted it into an equally large lock on the side door. He used both hands to turn it using the huge bow. The door made many metallic noises and finally swept open inwards, revealing the stairs cut into the rock.
Lord Umber burst forward, half-running down the stairs. Michael, Ryk and Carden followed more slowly. The basement was just a long corridor with cells branching off both ways. Each was barred with thick wooden doors, a movable slat on each of them letting guards look inside.
Umber immediately went to the first closed cell he could find and opened the slat, though he had to crouch slightly to look through it.
"Greetings!" said a voice from within, "Lord Umber I presume?"
"The Imp," the Greatjon said, looking back at Michael and the others, "Who is the boy with him?"
"Why this is Podrick Payne!" Tyrion Lannister answered, "How could you not have heard of my valiant squire?"
I hadn't heard of any of you only a few months ago. Michael joined Lord Umber and looked inside. Tyrion had turned to the wall and was preparing to use the sewer hole, while his squire lay on his stone bed. Both were clean but dishevelled, Tyrion in his red clothes and Payne in his white and purple, both still possessing their riding boots.
"We found the squire later, leg trapped under his horse," Michael explained, "The little guy said Payne was from some important family. His cousin is the royal executioner in King's Landing or something like that. Don't suppose you know if that's true?"
"Aye, it's true his cousin is royal executioner," the Greatjon said, "But to call his family important... They're a minor house. I'd ask for him too, bit I doubt the boy has so such as thought of a crime, never mind tried his hand at committing one."
Tyrion laughed, the stone causing the sound to echo through and down the corridor. "If you wanted someone who could commit a crime, you should not have shot my good friend Bronn in the head."
It took a moment for Michael to realise who he was talking about. The knifeman. He leaned in to the open slat. "He made the mistake of trying to take a hostage. I'm sure Jon Stark is as pleased as punch that I shot your friend. And given his actions, I've lost no sleep over it."
Tyrion gave a laugh once more, though it was less genuine that before. He finished pissing and did up his trousers again. "Jon Stark, what a thing to hear… Last I checked, only a king could legitimise a bastard. The King is my nephew Joffrey, who is not likely to have granted such a decree. And Robb Stark is not a king either. So while I sympathise with the bastard boy I rode with to the Wall, his name is Jon Snow, not Jon Stark."
This nonsense again. Anger growing, Michael ran his tongue along his teeth, wondering if he could get away with going in and punching the little shit in the nose. Probably not. "First Ser Alliser Thorne, then some northern lords, now you… Jon's name is whatever the hell he wants it to be. And your Westerosi obsession with names and who your daddy was pisses me off. So be quiet about it."
"And we'll see how long the Stark of Winterfell remains without a crown, Imp," the Greatjon added, pointing a finger in the door, "After these past months, no sane man of the North would ever swear to King's Landing again. We'll storm your southron Red Keep, crown Eddard Stark our king, and return home, never to come south again."
Is that the plan? Michael thought to himself, surprised to hear it, Don't they need help against the Walkers?
Tyrion turned around from the wall, mismatched eyes peering up at Michael and Lord Umber, his face devoid of emotion. "Duly noted, my lords."
The Greatjon snarled and pushed away from the door. "The dwarf is not why I'm here. Take me to the Mountain."
Longspear Ryk shrugged and wandered down the corridor, waving to follow him. They all passed by the cell of Ser Addam Marbrand. The knight was sleeping, curled up under a fur blanket so that only his red hair could be seen. He had taken the news of the battle hard, and hadn't spoken to anyone since.
Michael could sympathise a little. He wouldn't know what to think if aliens showed up, captured him and defeated his own army in detail.
Ryk gestured to the next cell, and the Greatjon stepped forward, pulling open the viewing slat so hard that Michael thought he might tear it off. "What's wooden fences doing in there?" the man demanded.
Maester Carden went to the door, half blocking it. "I had them put in so he could pull himself to the privy hole. No matter what the man has done, he shouldn't wallow in his own shit. Cholera is not a death to wish on anyone."
Lord Umber glared down at the healer, evidently disagreeing with his assertion.
"It's too dangerous to have someone help him," Michael added quickly, "Ser Gregor tried to kill one of his guards on the way here. Luckily a unicorn was nearby and tore him from his cart to protect the guard. Took three more men to stop the animal from stomping him to death."
The Greatjon looked back in. "He's lost a leg," he said, like he had only just noticed.
"Shot off by Sayer," Michael explained. Though he took his damn time doing it.
The Greatjon chuckled to himself. "That boy is goin' to be famous throughout the Seven Kingdoms one day, mark me."
Michael grinned. "Don't tell him that, he's already shacked up with a skinchanger and a spearwife. Don't think we need to add southern maidens to the list."
"Ha! True. How quickly can you hand him over?"
"Bring up a cart from the road, get some men down here to put him in the damn thing. You can have him whenever you like…"
A loud, shrill whistle rang down the corridor.
"Thank you Podrick," said a quiet voice, followed by the same in a much higher volume, "I wouldn't hand over Ser Gregor so easily, my dear captors!"
Michael resisted a groan. What's his game now?
"It's not for you to decide, Imp!" the Greatjon replied.
"I am Lord of Casterly Rock by every law of succession," Tyrion said, "Ser Gregor is my bannerman. It is perfectly within my right to speak about him!"
The Greatjon and Michael both looked to Ryk.
"He doesn't know?" Michael asked the Free Folk warrior.
Ryk tilted his head a little, looking particularly fish-like in doing it. "Know what?"
Sighing, Michael gestured for Lord Umber and Carden to stay put before he made his way back down to the cell of the 'Imp'.
Tyrion Lannister was standing with his hands behind his back in the exact centre of the room, chin up. His squire stood behind and to the side, trying to stop himself fidgeting as he copied his superior's pose.
Is that their idea of an imperious stance? "Your father is alive, Lord Tyrion," Michael said, "He went south before dawn, ahead of what is left of his army. So you're not Lord of Casterly Rock just yet."
The 'Imp' tilted his head. "Regardless, I still have the right as heir," Tyrion replied at once, "And I would inform you that you are making a mistake in simply handing over Ser Gregor Clegane to be murdered by the riverlords."
Has an answer for everything, this one, Michael thought."He'd be put on trial."
"Hardly a fair trial."
"There'll be enough witnesses to try him for the coming of winter and the sun setting every night. Never mind murder, rape and pillage. Everyone we captured before him warned us that he'd be the one sent to kill us horribly."
Tyrion smiled. "A man's reputation isn't evidence. Besides, there is a better reason for you to keep Ser Gregor. The riverlords are not the only claimants on his life. The Dornish would pay handsomely for the chance to take him back to Sunspear. And Prince Doran would be greatly offended if no regard was given to their claim."
Michael felt the urge to put his face into both hands and shout at the world, but managed to keep it to a frustrated hiss. Can't step on a blade of grass without offending some noble or Prince. Unfortunately, given all that had been said about the Mountain, he believed the idea that he had committed crimes against others. "Let me guess, he killed one of them."
Tyrion's arms appeared from behind his back again and crossed themselves in front of him. "He raped and killed Elia Martell, who was married to Rhaegar Targaryen, as well as her son and daughter. Allegedly. The Dornish have never forgiven him, nor my father, who some say commanded it to happen. They want their revenge and they don't want you to rob them of it."
Shit. The little man is right, Jon did mention something like that when he recapped the last war for us. Michael recognised the Targaryen name once more as the former royal dynastic one. "Why do you care if I offend the Dornish?"
Tyrion shrugged and smiled. "I don't. I simply want to delay Ser Gregor's death. Perhaps my father will buy us all back. He could shower you with more gold than you could possibly imagine, did you know that? Richest man in Westeros."
The man hopped up onto his stone bed and sat. "Most powerful man too. Even lordship over the North wouldn't be out of the question, were you to switch sides. With your wildlings and your weapons, you might even be able to keep it."
If the Lannisters are willing to pay, and the Dornish are willing to pay…? Michael almost slapped his own face, feeling like an idiot. The Northmen will sell the guy to the Dornish, and the riverlords will know the guy is getting punished anyway.
"A Lannister always pays his debts?" he said, recalling what Robb Stark had said about the family once, "We're not interested, but you're going to get your way regardless."
Tyrion cocked his head, struggling to keep triumph off his face and out of his voice. "Oh? Is that so?"
Michael nodded back. "If you're willing to pay for him, and both the Riverlands and Dornish want him so badly, then he's too valuable to release. Not for nothing, anyway." With that said, he left and walked back to Ser Gregor's cell.
"Change of plans," Michael said to Lord Umber, "We're keeping him for now."
"What?!" the Greatjon roared.
"I've just been informed that the Dornish also want Ser Gregor for trial," Michael explained coolly, "Lord Tyrion reminded me of what I had already been told; how your last war down here ended. Do you deny it?"
The large man's face curled with annoyance. "What did that Imp tell you?"
Michael rested his hands on the butt of the rifle hanging from his chest. "Nothing I didn't already know, really. I had forgotten that among the things I heard Ser Gregor had done was killing a Dornish princess. All Lord Tyrion did was tell me the obvious; the Dornish want him for that crime. Do you deny it?"
"No, I do not," the Greatjon grumbled.
"Then I need to consult with my government about how to handle the situation." And if we're stuck here, Ser Gregor can be a nice cash cow for us.
The Greatjon's face turned red and he balled his fists, seemingly ready for a true argument over this. But his eyes flicked downwards to the rifle hanging off the front of Michael's armour. His face returned to a normal hue and his hands relaxed. He realised who and what he was talking to. "Going back on your word is not the act of a friend."
Michael raised his eyebrows. "Attempting to relieve us of a valuable prisoner without telling us he's valuable is not the act of a friend. Nor is possibly putting us in a diplomatic dispute with yet another one of the kingdoms."
"You handed over Lannister bannermen before, and asked nothing."
"This isn't just any Lannister man."
The Greatjon ran his beard through his finger and thumb for a few seconds before continuing. "I am not happy, Lord Duquesne. I was hoping to make a gift of this man to Lord Robb, to solidify our alliance with the riverlords. Friends would give him over. We could present him to them together."
And how long would that goodwill last when we refuse marriage alliances? "And if it were up to me, I would," Michael lied, "But it isn't. All of us have our masters, Lord Umber, and mine don't want me to make more enemies than I have to. I already have a lot to explain to my government, I don't want to add questions about why the Dornish hate us to the list."
The Greatjon fumed, took another glance as Michael's weapons, and strode off back towards the exit. That was close.
Lord Umber had ridden off quietly and empty-handed.
Michael was certain the noble wouldn't have done any such thing before the battle at the ford. It was quite obvious from the way 'the Greatjon' had acted that a lot had changed as a result of what he had commanded in the fighting. The C4 and whale oil had been heard loud and clear in more ways than one.
All in all, it added up to yet more pages in his report.
Michael spent the rest of the day working on the documentation of their journey, turning notes, video and testimony from those under his command into something coherent; the whole story of what had happened. He knew that showing up back on Earth would likely cause the brass and politicians in Ottawa to ask many questions, questions he preferred to answer in writing.
The task was a complete pain in the ass, and he didn't get it done before sundown. Everything that had happened was complicated; the Night's Watch's demand to submit, the war against them, the Stark-Wildling conflict and how it was resolved, the march south, the discovery of war crimes committed by the Lannisters, the declaration of the exclusion zone, the battles at Castle Black and the Ruby Ford, as well as the smaller ones at half a hundred other places.
Michael was glad of his decision to stay in Darry for a few days more, it meant more time to fix the damn thing. Eventually, the smell of cooking meat wafting through the doors of the crawler got to him and he joined the troops for dinner.
The vehicle had been driven into the hall itself and parked along a wall, so Zheng could work on a little maintenance for it out of the rain.
The rest of the space was filled with Free Folk, sitting on chairs and tables, chowing down on horse meat from the night before and freshly hunted game from the area around the castle. Stews bubbled and spits turned over every one of the eight hearths in the room.
Rest and Recreation was the order of the day.
Michael watched them all as he ate with Zheng and O'Neill, diced with Ryk and Ygritte, joked around with Sayer about his two women, drank with Marcach and Jon… A thought grew ever larger, the longer the night went on.
I'm actually going to miss these people when we're gone.
Even if they all wanted and could come to Canada, it wouldn't be the same. Michael had no idea what the government would do with them. Ideally they'd just be put on some land in the NWT and left alone, but he doubted any government was capable of that. He had even less confidence he'd be there to help them through the harder early years; he still had time left on his contract.
I need to start having conversations with them about this. The thought of that was more of an dreadful prospect than writing the report. So he got deeper into the wine they had found, and so did everyone else. O'Neill sang Here's Health to the Company and The Star of the County Down. Ygritte began The Last of the Giants and the whole room erupted to join in, Zheng tried to play some lute-like instrument and managed to do it by the end.
It felt like a pall had been lifted from them all. Home was closer, the blood of the battle was behind them.
Eventually Michael decided he had drank enough and announced he was going to sleep. There were groans and calls to stay, but he waved them off. Sleeping in the crawler seemed like a bad idea, so he moved for the way to the bedrooms. Before he turned, he spotted Ygritte standing up as quickly as she could.
But it was Val who intercepted him before he could escape. She stepped in front of him just before the doorway, forcing him to a halt. "Duquesne, wait," she said, "We must speak."
God she is beautiful, Michael thought, before his rational brain caught up, I must be smashed right now. "Must we?" he asked, feigning a yawn, "It can wait until morning."
"It can't," Val insisted, "I was wrong about you, I insulted you, and the gods would not forgive me if I did not admit it."
What? Michael rubbed his mouth, Is she drunk too? "Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about."
Val glared. "At the river, I thought you were going to abandon us. I was wrong."
Either too drunk or too glad to have that business over with, Michael shook his head. "Don't worry about it. You were scared. You should have been, those knights were all killers trained from birth. Better fed, better equipped, better trained than you and your warriors…"
"I'm with child," Val interrupted.
Not having expected that sentence, a chuckle burst from Michael's lips. So that's why she was scared. He controlled himself down to a smile. "Sorry, the way you said that, made it sound like it was mine."
Val glared with no appreciation for the misunderstanding, and he relented. "I apologise. Congratulations. Does Jon know?"
Her glare intensified. "Of course, I would not tell you before him."
"Fair. Is that why he's drinking like a fish and laughing like an idiot?"
As if to demonstrate, Jon and Zheng began a wild laugh that filled the hall. Something clever and interesting had happened. The Corporal needs to lay off the drink now too, I think.
"Yes," Val answered honestly, her glare dissipating "And for other reasons that are not for your ears."
Ah the family secrets have begun already. Michael offered his hand. "Well Val Stark née Umber, I forgive you your sins, Amen. Good night." After all, I told you I was a killer and proved it the very next day, and here you are apologising to me. Seeing is believing.
Val's eyebrows did a little dance at his phrasing for a bit, and she clasped his arm rather than shaking his hand. "Good night, Michael Duquesne." She left him at the door and moved off towards Jon, hurrying.
Michael looked on as she went. An arranged marriage that went well, he mused, Who would have thought? That she was beautiful and he was young enough to be malleable probably helped, his inebriated brain supplied.
He ascended the stairs to the lord's room and found it almost as much of a party as the room below. Smelling like woodsmoke and booze, ineach of the little spaces divided out by wooden dividers, the wounded were eating and drinking too. Their acquaintances, friends and lovers around them encouraging them on. They saluted Michael with their drinking cups and horns as he peeked into each area, looking for a free bed.
There's got to be a damn feather bed here, he complained to himself, This is supposed to be a noble's castle!
Continuing down the thin space between the 'rooms', Michael's search almost had him run headlong into Maester Carden carrying a pale of water from one to another. Some splashed out and onto his shins.
"Sorry," Michael said, feigning a yawn to cover slurring his words, "Just looking for a bed… What are you doing with that water?"
Maester Carden looked at him like a drunk who had just stumbled into him in the street, which was far closer to the truth than Michael liked to consider. "Helping these poor sots to not kill themselves. Their friends simply appeared from below and I've been trying to stop them reopening every wound they have!"
Feeling drawn to the liquid, Michael held a finger up to stop the maester moving before he picked up a cup hanging from the edge of the bucket. A quick drink confirmed it was like drinking the nectar of the gods. I really am drunk. He filled the cup again and saluted Carden with it, who looked on with embarrassing levels of critique.
A woman's cry of pleasure went out from one of the alcoves, followed by a roar of approval nearby ones. Carden rolled his eyes. "I kept the lord's bed chamber clean and free for your use, Lord Duquesne. It's at the end. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make sure that isn't who I think it is." The man rushed off, spilling more water.
For some reason it was funny as hell, and Michael laughed to himself before beginning his march to the bedroom. He reached the wooden barrier to the final space and pushed his way inside, finding a large four-post bed with a fluffy looking mattress, various tables and cabinets, and a comfortable padded chair in front of a hearth with dying embers in it.
Quickly locating the wood pile nearby, Michael grabbed two logs and threw them in. The movement of air sparked the fire back to life and slowly, it crept up the wood. He placed the cup of water down and sighed, getting undressed down to his shirt and shorts.
His wet trousers went onto one corner of the chair to dry, the rest of his uniform and combat webbing on the other. Finally, he sat down in it and put his previously slung rifle across his lap, staring into the growing flames.
Will I see the next part of my future? Michael wondered. The deja vu event on the river when Ser Gregor had come charging across the Trident at him was still sharp in his mind, even after too many drinks. What the hell was that?
The fire provided no answer, nor any prophesies. He kept staring.
The wooden divider to the space scraped across the floor twice.
Michael turned his head to find Ygritte sauntering over, long braids hanging onto the front of her long grey silk shirt and over her necklace made of spent bullet brass. Her boots and trousers were already gone. Her face looked exactly like it did when she was aiming an arrow at someone.
The Situation had arrived.
Well well. Let the games begin.
"Have you told you that that necklace is the most post-apocalyptic thing I've seen on this world yet?" Michael joked, turning back to the fire, "Mad Max would appreciate it."
"Aye, two times," Ygritte replied, "And I still don't know what you're blabbin' about." She arrived beside the chair and ran her fingers through his hair. Every other hair on his body seemed to stand on end at her touch. Damn it, that's not fair play, he thought, even as he leaned into the caress.
"Decided to come see how I was doing? How'd you get away without O'Neill seeing you follow me?"
Ygritte guffawed. "He's deep in his cups and has a woman on his mind. He'll not be coming up the stairs tonight, unless it's to take her."
Michael wondered who the woman she was talking about was. Well, good luck to the Sergeant. "Is that so."
She pointed a finger at him. "Aye, 'tis… Do you always get down to your underclothes and sit in front of fires?"
"Only when I'm deep in my cups."
Ygritte hmmed to herself. She leaned down, stared with her blue eyes into his own for a moment, and moved down further. She began kissing him on the neck, up to his jaw and down to his collar. Pleasure bolted from where her lips touched, his body responding. His breath catching in his throat, Michael gently took her by the shoulder and pulled her away. Her face was angry when it reappeared before him.
"You'll not deny me, Michael Duquesne."
"I don't want to. You did all that I asked, and we wouldn't be here if you hadn't. But you need all the facts."
Ygritte's face relaxed. "I know what I want to know. And you know nothing." She leaned in again, and picked the rifle off his lap. She placed it on the ground beside the chair and straddled him, the shirt barely covering her below the waist. Holding one side of his neck with her hand, she moved to kiss the other again, smelling like pine, lavender and red wine.
She prepared for this, he realised. Michael found his own hands settling on her waist, even as he tried to articulate the problem with her doing what she was doing. Against the backdrop of the fire, she was just this shadowy outline. Except for her hair, that was just ropes and threads of fire.
His mind urged him to find out what it all felt like. Why am I stopping myself again?
"We don't know if you can come with us. We don't know what our leaders will do with you if you can come with us. My home is a place so strange to you, you might never fit in."
"Good thing I won't be alone then," Ygritte replied, punctuating her words with swirls of her tongue against his skin, "You'll be with me. And the rest that come with."
"They might keep us apart."
"Let them try," she growled into his neck.
"I would have to continue as a soldier. They could send me to some foreign land on the other side of the world to fight people you have no grudge with."
"I'll follow you," came the almost petulant reply.
Absurd. Michael felt his chest expand and contract as he took a large breath. It would have been exasperation, but his mind was growing hazy. Alcohol and the primal urges were taking over. Need to try one last time.
Before he could, Ygritte arched her back and sat up. She tucked one arm inside her shirt and pulled it off over her head, complete with the necklace. The cloth and brass landed on the stone floor with a soft clink.
Michael could see all of her now.
Thin muscled legs and light red hair between them. Pale skin that seemed to glow a little now that the cloth covering it was gone. Wide hips sloping up to a thin waist. Round breasts that had filled out after weeks of proper food, tipped with pink. A small ring of light sunburn around her collar. Freckled shoulders, arms that stood to either side of his own face, framing the picture. Hair that flowed down in braids and knots down her back, wild as she was.
Heat seemed to pour off of her, more warming than the fire behind.
Michael found his tongue numbed. He couldn't summon a word.
"There's the face I've looked for," Ygritte whispered, "That, right there." Her fingers ran across his cheek, and she kissed his lips.
Michael's discipline collapsed at once. He reached and stood back up, lifting her with one arm as he stood. She fell against him and curled her arms around his neck, body brushing off of his. He held her closer still, wanting more.
He took her directly to the bed, laid her on top of it and struggled for a moment as she played around by not releasing him. Grinning at each other, Michael finished stripping off.
Now she could see all of him.
"I couldn't resist," he admitted.
Chapter 48: The Spiral
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Clinking plates and cutlery reverberated through the big prefab in a great racket, seeming to drown out all other sound. The smell of cooked meat and boiled vegetables hung at head height when sitting. Slight orange glows from space heaters picked at peripheral vision, the walls themselves not really good enough to keep out the late-winter cold. The people just turned into unfocused blobs, most of them the off-green camouflage colour of Army uniforms.
Must be shift change, Anne thought idly, as she watched the door. The canteen building, if you could call it a building, was usually devoid of soldiers. But not entirely. It was the one place you could speak to them, and it was always interesting to find out how much they had been told by their superiors.
She had watched the door for one soldier in particular, but he didn't arrive, so her mind had wandered. Three and a half months after, everything they knew about the universe had been challenged. Ice men with medieval weapons had appeared every few days, always different ones, always differently armed.
But the world still didn't know. Anne didn't know how to feel about on the subject, except that it bothered her. What am I doing here if no one ever reads our research?
"Doctor Cloutier?" said a voice.
Anne blinked and looked to the rest of the table. The random collection of scientists were all looking at her. All of them were dressed like they were on vacation at a sky resort, warmly but colourfully. She hadn't even heard any of them sit down, excepting Dr. Shih. She smiled politely. "Sorry, didn't catch that."
"Evidently," Shih frowned.
Anne sighed theatrically. "Was busy watching for a certain Corporal," she said, before waggling her eyebrows and pulling some buttery mashed potato into her mouth with a fork. That drew a laugh out of a few of the audience.
Doctor Shih wasn't one of them. The woman's eyes widened with disapproval.
"Relax before you hurt yourself, ma chère," Anne continued.
Wide eyes became narrow. "We have more important things to worry about," Shih responded.
Anne put down her fork and straightened in her seat. "Have to enjoy things while they last," she said, "We have plenty of time to talk. On the other hand, I get the feeling I won't be seeing Corporal Teixeira for much longer."
"The Corporal is fifteen years younger than you," Shih objected.
Ouch, I'm not that old. Amanda Shih could be a bitch when she wanted to.
"And I still plan to jump his bones," Anne said, plastering a smirk on, "But since you are distracted by my distraction, let's begin. I'm the one who called these little meetings after all, I do want to hear what you all have to say." Just in my own damn time.
Doctor Shih gave a small nod, not rising to the bait. "I'll start. Doctor Klassen and I are almost finished with our genetic analysis. What we found is… interesting."
Anne wanted to roll her eyes at the theatrics, but settled on taking up her fork again to spear a piece of steak on her plate. "And what did you find?" she asked, before eating. I'm going to need a colonoscopy if I keep eating this military food, even if it is good. The steak was passable for camp fare.
"They're families," Shih declared, her voice rising slightly with excitement, "The small ones, that is. Almost all are buried in familial groups. The exceptions seem to be males that joined other groups, for mating purposes. Once we mapped their genome, it became obvious very quickly, but that was easier said that done until we discovered a niche in their thigh bones that preserves a large amount of DNA."
Anne chewed on that for a moment, while doing the same for her steak. The taste seemed to get worse as her thoughts turned to darker paths to explain how Dr. Shih's evidence fit into the puzzle. Family burial suggests they were placed there deliberately or they died together.
"That fits with what we've been seeing," she frowned, "There's subtle differences in the design of arrowheads and spearheads depending on what stone we look under."
Dr. Shih nodded. "Different design indicates different origin. Slightly different manufacturing techniques."
"Bingo." Anne tilted her head to look down to the other end of the table. "Hey Forensics Guy, you absolutely sure all of the individuals died violently?"
Forensics Guy was Doctor Nicolas Rose; a burly guy with a pig-ish face, and the head forensic archaeologist and anthropologist that CSIS had brought in. Anne hadn't trusted him at the start, but he had been the first to volunteer information he strictly should not have.
"Every single one," he said, drinking some water before continuing, "I've examined three of these things a day since arriving, and not one of them is without blunt force trauma or piercing wounds from primitive projectile weapons."
Anne's food turned sour in her mouth, and she reached for her coffee to clear the taste. "Well, there goes my hopes then. Bearing in mind we need to keep examining the evidence and challenge ourselves on any hypothesis, but it looks like a massacre."
Doctor Rose shook his large head. "It was a battle."
Anne recoiled a little at that. "A battle? The small ones weren't likely to be all that capable fighters, surely?"
"Don't underestimate the little guy," Doctor Rose replied, "Almost all the wounds are on the front or sides, all the weapons found within skeletons found pointed towards the back. Even on the juveniles, which is strange as hell. And the few Sasquatch bodies we've got, all but the first few have dozens of arrowheads in them."
He drank his water and pointed with his dinner knife, in the direction of the morgue building. "If it was a massacre, you wouldn't expect so many deaths by projectile. And you'd see consistent patterns of injury. Almost none have been struck in the back of the head or hung."
"Makes sense," Doctor Shih thought aloud, "Ancient peoples didn't usually line up firing squads of archers either, I'd imagine."
Anne frowned. I'll be the one to make calls like that, Doctor. "There are examples of that, actually. But not many."
"Why waste an arrow when you can just club someone on the head?" said another scientist from the other end of the table. Sombre nods did a Mexican wave down towards Anne..
Shih threaded her hands on the table and looked to another group. "Any news from the Physics and Astrophysics side? It would be nice to have some evidence of extraterrestrial origin other than the DNA anomaly."
Doctor Fleming, the tall Physics Guy, and Doctor Fournier, the short Astrophysics Girl, exchanged a coy glance. Well, they're having some kind of fun, Anne thought.
Fournier quickly produced a sheet of paper. "Got an email from a colleague in the University of Wisconsin-Madison," she said, "They run the IceCube neutrino telescope in Antarctica."
Anne's brow knit. God, high physics is so weird. "The what telescope?"
"Neutrino," said Fleming patiently, "They're particles that rarely interact with matter. Makes it fucking difficult to detect them. We didn't even know they had mass until…"
The man stopped, seeing the blank stares from Anne and everyone else.
"Pieces of physical reality flying around is all you need to know," Fournier added, "Anyway, I asked a bunch of colleagues with particle or astrophysics experiments running if anything unusual happened on the time and date of the Event. Most came back with nothing."
"But the telescope in Antarctica is the one of the best neutrino detectors in the world," Fleming said, "At the exact time of the event, the count of detections went through the roof. Every time the ice demon thing appears, the count goes up too, just not to the same extent."
"It's not a demon," said Anne and Shih together. Startled, Fleming held up a hand in surrender.
"And not only that, but they were able to pinpoint the source as the Spiral," Fournier concluded, "They just don't know it."
Anne glanced between the two scientists. "I don't get it. Please explain like you're talking to a child." She spoke for most of the table in this.
The two physics geeks exchanged exasperated glances. It was Fournier who clarified. "There's a source of neutrinos coming through whatever the Spiral is when it's active. The particles are coming from another place. Pieces from another part of our reality, or another reality entirely."
Fleming picked up the document. "And one of the things the aurora borealis is made of? Like what was flaring when the soldiers went missing? Neutrinos from the sun."
Chair scraping loudly on the floor as she moved, Shih jumped to her feet, her eyes practically bulging. "You have the key to open it!"
"Be quiet!" Fournier hissed through her teeth, "Do you want the military to know right now?"
Smart woman, Anne thought, She understands the risk. "Be patient," she told Shih. The geneticist sat down as abruptly as she had stood up, and leaned on her elbows across the table to listen.
"Have you found a way to open it," Anne said, "Or do you think it's just one part of the process?"
Fournier turned to Fleming for the answer. "It's a way to open it," the man said, "We're pretty sure it was opened from the other side when the soldiers disappeared, the neutrinos from the aurora must have hit the Spiral in just the right way as their vehicle passed through." He scooped up some of the mash from his plate into his mouth.
"The stones are probably just a marker of where the space can fold," Fournier interrupted with a wave of her hand, "The anomaly probably orbits Earth's gravity. We doubt the rocks have a function in how the portal works, despite their interesting geology."
The geologists nearby Anne made faces like they doubted that, but did not interrupt. The joy of interdisciplinary work, she thought.
Fleming waved his fork in agreement. "Point is, we can probably open the portal on our side, either to go to the other side or to bring whatever is waiting nearby over here."
Anne blanched. Her first instinct was that bringing something over was a bad idea.
That ice guy might not be a demon, but he's not a friend, her fear said.
But we can learn so much about the other side if we do, her rational mind retorted, And the Army is already here. A swordsman is no danger to a squad with guns.
"We should go to the Army with this immediately," Shih said excitedly, "They'll back a scouting expedition at once, to find their missing guys."
Fleming shook his head. "Neutrinos aren't something we can just generate at scale with the equipment we have here. We need something radioactive in the right way like a reactor, or an accelerator. The military doesn't have those laying around and those that already exist are not hugely portable."
Anne sighed. "It'll be too expensive," she concluded, "Or it'll take a long time."
"For the military alone anyway," Fournier agreed, "So it would be very difficult to keep secret even if they did have the money laying around. Plus there's no guarantee our hypothesis is correct, even if the math and sequence of events checks out."
Shin grit her teeth and turned to Anne. "We have to convince the government," she said, "This is the biggest discovery in the history of the world. We'll fly back to Ottawa tomorrow."
Anne said nothing. She didn't know how they could possibly do what Shih said, when it came down to it. If it couldn't be done secretly, it might not happen at all. Canada having access to the resources of an entire world and the ethics of accessing them was all too controversial to be done correctly.
"Doctor Cloutier!" said a familiar voice.
Anne turned to find Teixeira pacing hard over towards the table, fully armed, a few other soldiers trailing behind him. Warmth rising, she quickly caught herself before her eyes ate him up and redirected them towards his own. Steady, Anne. Steady. "Corporal, how are you?" she asked as casually as she could.
Shih snorted, softly enough so the man didn't hear it. Too obvious.
"I'm well," Teixeira replied, with a smile that died quickly, "It's good you're all here. You need to come now. Everyone at this table." He thumbed over his shoulder.
Anne stood up. "What's wrong?"
"Can't tell you in here. Too many non-cleared people." Teixeira looked to a table at the other side of the room. Anne saw a few Parks Canada guys sitting with her backs to her, both craning their necks to look up at the Corporal. They had been brought in to turn the surrounding area into a national historic site, and had no real idea about the Spiral. Damn it.
She grabbed her coat from the back of her seat and slung it on, following Teixeira. He spun on his heel and moved on. The scraping of twenty or so chairs behind Anne told her that the others were on their feet too.
Outside, the sun beamed down from the south, turning the snow mushy underfoot. The smells of food disappeared, replaced by fresh but cold air smelling of nothing much at all.
Teixeira navigated the outer buildings used mostly for support and logistics, before reaching the chain link fence with barbed wire on it. The gate through was guarded by armoured vehicles with nasty and large looking cannons on them, with military police on the outside and full-blown soldiers on the inside.
Teixeira flashed his access badge at the police and they let him through at once, but stopped Anne to look properly at hers. The female officer in charge looked between the little laminated paper and her face three times, and scowled. "That's a terrible photo of you, Dr. Cloutier," she said, handing the badge back.
Anne scowled back. "It was taken after I had been awake for thirty hours," she replied, "Want to see how you look after that?"
The cop smiled with no shortage of sarcasm, then waved Anne through, seeing to the growing queue of scientists behind. Teixeira was waiting, and continued to wait as the others made it through.
"Not going to tell us what this is about?" Anne asked.
"Nope," Teixeira replied.
Anne shook once with a silent laugh. "Just like the Angel Eyes thing," she said, "You could loosen up a bit. You might like it." I know I'd like it immensely.
Teixeira rolled his eyes. "Loosen up and I might get my head cut off by some thing coming out of that rock formation. And stop asking about Lieutenant Duquesne. You're not going to crack me."
"Oh?" Anne said, cocking her head, "Not even a little?"
Teixeira's eyes stared off into the distance, little creases on the edges of his mouth forming. "You're not stuck up like most of the scientists," he said, "So I'll say this, if you'll shut up about it from now on and tell no one. Agreed?"
Anne said nothing back, and kept her face placid as could be. Teixeira took that as acceptance of his terms.
"As far as I'm concerned, Duquesne is a murderer and a thief. Reason I can't have you speaking about it is that not everyone agrees in the platoon. And the brass definitely feel different about it."
What the hell did the missing lieutenant do that his former subordinate thinks he's a murderer… Anne's mind ran for a moment, and joined a few dots. "So he's their murderer and thief?"
Teixeira did not reply, but looked at her the same way she had looked at him a moment before, giving nothing away.
Anne, tu l'as mis dans le mille. She ventured to cool him off. "Doesn't mean he deserves to be abandoned."
"Just as long as we're bringing him back for a trial, not a hero's welcome," Teixeira growled. The last person soon after made it through the checkpoint. "Alright, follow me, let's go!"
The Corporal took off at a soft jog, most of the snow having been cleared the rest of the way by a big yellow bulldozer sitting nearby. Shih cursed under her breath, but fell in with Anne as they ran to catch up.
The destination was the Spiral itself. All the stones were down for once, and the new shoulder high fence around it looked like it had been ripped from a cattle farm. A collection of about twenty armed soldiers was waiting, most of them aiming their weapons into the Spiral itself, where a dark figure was standing.
Anne couldn't make out the details with so many soldiers in the way, but it wasn't hard to guess that this was the reason for the call-back from lunch.
One man wearing the three chevrons of a Sergeant stepped forward to intercept them.
"Corporal, what took you so long?" said in a Scottish accent, "Couldn't shift the civvies quickly enough?"
Teixeira shifted his weight awkwardly. "No, sir."
He's going to get chewed on. Anne cleared her throat. "There's a checkpoint we all had to come through, and only one officer who can do the checking for some reason. Might explain the delay."
The Sergeant bristled. "Aye, I'm no dafty, but an order is an order."
Anne sucked in a breath in annoyance. Good thing I'm a 'civvie' who doesn't have to mind my words. "What's your name?"
The man's mouth moved like he was chewing a cigar. "Sergeant MacDonald."
I asked your name, not for your rank. "Stupid orders are stupid, Sergeant," Anne replied coolly, "Now move aside. Something is happening, and complaining about the delay is delaying us more."
The Sergeant's face went blank, though his fist coiled and uncoiled around a stress ball that didn't exist. "Aye," he said, before raising his voice, "You scientists get to work!"
"Asshole," Shih muttered under her breath, as the other scientists broke up and went to the various forms of recording equipment placed in an arc around the Spiral. Anne shot a disapproval at her with a gesture to calm down, though the geneticist had no real place to go.
The Sergeant turned about and marched back to the group of soldiers. "Lieutenant, the head scientist is here!" A tall soldier in a green beret switched places with him, her black hair tied up in a tight bun behind her head. Anne recognised who it was from the various meetings she had attended with the officers, and this woman stood out in any crowd.
"Lieutenant Jones," she said, "What is going on?"
The officer turned her head towards the figure, her mouth thinned when it returned to view.
"New stuff with holographic ghosts," came the reply in a husky voice, accompanied with a curling finger, "Follow me."
Anne found herself escorted right up to the fence by the Lieutenant, Shih sneaking along behind unnoticed. They came up beside the soldiers behind it, and the figure in the middle of the space was revealed.
In many ways, it was like the ice creatures from before. Medieval armour, a sword, long silver hair. But it wasn't an ice creature, it was a man. Anne judged him to be in his fifties. He had a striking red birthmark that spilled from his face, over his chin and down his neck. He wore black clothes and a thick black wool cloak.
"What in the world…" Anne breathed.
"Yeah, that was what I said," Jones said, "Guy has tried speaking to us, but we're not understanding a word. He walked the perimeter too, seems very interested in us. We were hoping you could help us. You know a bunch of languages, right?"
Anne glanced back at Doctor Shih. "Not that it will matter, but between the two of us, we know quite a few, yes," she said.
Lieutenant Jones' head snapped back as she noticed the geneticist hanging back, evidently not expecting her presence. "If you're both willing to go out there, I'll send you with a small escort. He can't hurt you in theory, but we're taking no chances."
Hell yes. "I'll go," Anne said at once.
"Me too," Shih added.
Jones smirked, then spoke into her microphone. Two more soldiers arrived nearby, both tall young men that were still nonetheless shorter than the Lieutenant. Their rifles were in hand, which Anne found oddly comforting. How strange to feel safer around guns.
"Corporal Taylor and Private Williams will escort you," Jones said, "They've already volunteered to be put into the Spiral."
"So if we find ourselves on the other side, we'll protect you," said Williams with a wink.
"If we can," Taylor agreed softly.
No point in delay, or we'll upset that Sergeant more. Anne put her foot up on the fence. "Let's go." She climbed like it was on her father's cattle farm and swung her legs over to drop onto the Spiral. Jones ordered the two soldiers over to do the same, though Taylor helped Shih up first before climbing himself.
The four volunteers quickly found themselves alone with the apparition, whose eyes quickly locked onto their presence. A shiver went through Anne, and it wasn't from the cold wind. Discovery is never comfortable, she reminded herself, And you're on camera, don't embarrass yourself! She moved towards the objective of their being there at all.
Closer proximity did nothing to cure her fears. The man was scarred badly. He had lost an eye and the socket was empty, something that a wave of hair had hidden until she had moved near enough. His expression was sharp, his face carved with lines from both creases and old wounds.
Anne steeled herself, walking even faster towards him. The soldiers with her must have panicked, because they ran ahead of her and took a knee, aiming their weapons at the apparition. Corporal Taylor held a palm behind him to get her to halt.
It didn't matter, they were in civilised speaking distance now, and the visitor didn't seem to mind the weapons. If anything, his remaining red eye seemed to gleam and his expression soften on seeing the rifles. What's that about?
"Hello," Anne said, "I'm Anne." She tapped the front of her coat. Understand please. "Anne."
The man stopped staring at the weapons, and bowed slightly at the waist. As he raised himself up again, he spoke. He repeated her name and said what could only be a greeting, before introducing himself. His voice was strained, like he was far older than his outside seemed to suggest. The tone was quite obviously polite, but the name was difficult to catch. The first name spoken vaguely sounded like Brandon, but the second was entirely alien.
It was frustrating enough to make Anne want to claw at her face. Progress is progress, she reminded herself, If he understands what a name is, maybe he knows the names of the missing. "Do you know Michael Duquesne? Patrick O'Neill?"
"Zheng? Singh?" Dr. Shih added, "Arran? Sayer?"
A crooked smile broke onto his face, revealing yellowed teeth. He gave a single slow nod, gestured to Taylor and Williams, then spoke what could only be an affirmative.
Anne nodded rapidly, almost jumping and unable keep the smile off her face. They're alive! Which means this IS a portal or space fold. The two soldiers lowered their weapons slightly and stood, evidently getting the picture too.
"Well, they're alive," Shih said in triumph, "Which means we were right all along. How do we ask him where the missing guys are?"
"Good question," said Williams, moving his attention off the man, "Think he can read English?"
"Not likely," Taylor replied, still fully engrossed in keeping the apparition in sight.
Anne bit her lip and thought about it.. Not quite as easy to communicate that with hands. "Duquesne," she said, before pointing her two forefingers at her own eyes, "Where is he?" She spread her hands in the classic 'where' gesture, hoping it was ubiquitous enough to translate.
The figure brought his hand to his face, not quite touching it. He pointed behind himself, around his side. Anne didn't quite get it.
"Behind him? With him?" Shih asked herself, pacing a half circle as if trying to look in the direction he had indicated, "Though if he's there with him, wherever there is, why is he not projected too? And why does a medieval guy have a holographic projector that can transmit to another part of the universe in the first place? So many questions!" The geneticist was practically vibrating now.
The apparition narrowed his single remaining eye, but was interrupted by a loud caw. A massive crow flew into the Spiral. An arm was offered and the bird landed on him, cawing again and again. The man moved closer to Anne to get her attention, causing Taylor and Williams to raise their rifles again. Once he had it, he pointed at the sun, and held up three fingers.
"Three days?" Anne guessed aloud, "He'll come back in three days?"
"Good bet if I ever heard one," Shih replied. Which was her way of saying she was certain, given she was the best poker player Anne had ever met.
With his message communicated, the man disappeared, his form dissolving into transparency, the projection over.
"Alright, you've done your jobs," Corporal Taylor declared, "Move out of the Spiral before the mean, ice demon-looking assholes come back. Angel Eyes might handle them but you certainly can't." He turned his rifle sideways, as if to corral a reluctant Shih away from the centre of the area. The geneticist complied, though not without childishly sticking her tongue out at the Corporal, getting a really sort of stare back.
Anne walked away with Williams without trouble, wishing they could've had more time. We're so close to cracking this mystery, three days can't come fast enough.
Chapter 49: The God's Eye
Notes:
Content warning on this one for those who don't like smut or Ygritte.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Michael's skin felt like it was on fire, the flames licking up from where he was inside Ygritte. The heat rolled up between them, across his belly and chest, reflected from hers. He couldn't hear anything but his own heart pumping, but he knew neither of them were quiet. He felt the touch of each of her breaths on his neck, and the rumble from her throat on his lips.
They moved together, the rhythm coming from nowhere, like they had done this a thousand times before; a competition to see who could be the first to join fully with the other. Without warning, Ygritte stopped and shuddered. She grabbed Michael by the back, locking him in place with her arms, pressing her entire front against him. That put him over the edge.
Ygritte shuddered again at the feeling of his finishing, her breathing caught in the moment. When both of them had finished their shocks of pleasure, she released him and lay back on the furs. Her breasts heaved up and down as she sucked in air to recover. Michael could see nothing else for what felt like an age. Her hair and arms splayed out on them in crimson and milk-white over the browns and greys of the fur behind. But her legs remained wrapped around his hips, tight.
Michael's senses began returning to him, slowly but surely. He became aware again of how hard he had been inhaling and exhaling by the small pain in his throat. The air smelled of sex, and began to cool the fluids all over his body, colder where it was wettest. The vague sounds of camp outside returned. Detail of the tepee tent returned to his sight. Finally, his brain began ticking away again.
Been a while since I felt like this, he thought, though he couldn't recall exactly when. Michael tried to withdraw a little, but Ygritte grinned and kept around him, grinning wildly with her white, crooked teeth shining. Only when he put his hands on her legs as if to pry them she did relent. There was another roll of pleasure as he removed himself, tempting him to drive forward again to catch it. But he knew they didn't have all the time in the world.
Soon, Michael was laying down beside her, both of them sticky with sweat and the rest.
"Gods," Ygritte sighed as she moved to rest her head on his chest, "I can move everything below my waist…. But I can't feel anything right. Like they belong to a stranger."
Michael felt a laugh bubble out of him, finding himself too much in need of the oxygen to complete it. He reached for his water flask and drank before answering. "That might be the best thing someone has ever said about me, Ygritte."
"I can do better than that…," she said as she nuzzled his chest, "You're the first man I haven't had to teach like he's a child playing with his cock. Not the first time you've been with a woman, nor the second neither."
Well, that's true. Michael thought as he picked up one of her braids. There were little purple amethysts woven into it, glinting in the light of the solitary candle within the tent. "Does that make you jealous?" he asked, "That you're not my first."
Ygritte snorted loudly. "You're not mine either, doesn't seem to bother you none," she declared, "Men are apt to take as many women as they can steal. You're mine now, that's what matters to the gods. They'll help me keep you, and thread other women with my arrows if they think to come between us."
That I can believe. "How ferocious," Michael whispered back in mockery.
The spearwife reached up and ran her fingers through his hair, and Michael felt sleep tugging at his eyelids. "Will the O'Neill complain and scowl like an old crone?"she asked, "Like he did the first time you stole me?"
The thought sent a small curl of doubt through Michael, pushing sleep further away, though the uncomfortable feeling of it disappeared as Ygritte's hand kept moving. "O'Neill and Sayer are still scouting, I sent them to look for boats," he replied, "And I didn't exactly mean to steal you. Not that I'm sad about it."
"What you mean t' do is nothing," Ygritte said with a yawn, "Matters not. What you end up doing does."
Intent is half the crime, my dear. "It does matter," Michael objected gently, "But if I didn't want this to happen, I would've sent you away. Though if I had done so, we would never have had Free Folk marching with us."
Yawning yet again, Ygritte returned to the furs and closed her big blue eyes. "You better see to make sure those kneelers aren't about to attack," she said quietly, "That castle's even bigger than Winterfell, and there's darkness there. Ryk told me the Umber didn't like us keeping our prisoners."
Michael couldn't help but agree. Harrenhal was a twisted, blackened ruin; proof that dragons had existed and hard evidence of their power. The power to weld a continent of differing nations together that was now gone. What a time to be alive that must have been? he thought, To see your nation conquered by dragonriders.
Stark and Umber banners now flew from the place, it had been abandoned by the Lannisters without a fight, but the Greatjon had not visited since the Laughing Tree had encamped nearby. Maybe he isn't as honourable as we thought, Michael pondered, Or maybe I insulted him more deeply than I have assumed. Feudal lords had long since grated on his nerves. The Greatjon had been one of the more tolerable ones, if only because his reactions could be expected. Sulking was not among them.
I'll send Jon and Val to see what the problem is. "I think I will get out there," Michael agreed, "To wash and keep watch." He pulled his clothes and equipment from where they were stashed.
"Good," Ygritte said with satisfaction.
Michael cocked an eyebrow at her. "You're not joining me?"
The spearwife smiled warmly, though she was clearly on the edge of sleep. "I'm going to stay here and dream of your magic Canadian tongue," she said, "Then I'll wake and prepare my moon tea. Unlike the Princess, I'm not so mad as to make a child when there are kneelers to fight."
Lump rising to his throat, Michael felt a swirl of emotions about the idea of having children with Ygritte. I could be leaving behind someone I really do not want to. He quickly clamped down on the feeling and asserted rationality once more. "Val having children is the point of her marriage to Jon," he said as he pulled on his trousers, "That's how the kneelers make alliances."
Ygritte let out a soft snort. "The kneelers keep their women away from the fight. Val would rather geld Jon than be kept in a castle, like any woman of the Free Folk would. I'll not let you ride into battle without me. And men are cruel to babes that belong to their enemies in this world, Michael Duquesne. To mothers too."
Sudden anger crashed through Michael's skull. We'll see who is cruel to babies on my watch, he promised himself, his gaze swinging to his rifle for a moment. He wanted to reply, but Ygritte had gathered furs about her and was snoring lightly on her side. Content as could be.
His anger melted away. Her persistence paid off.
He half-dressed, picked up his weapons, helmet and combat webbing, and went outside. The camp was bustling. Pike drills were happening in the central space, preparations for a lunchtime meal being made close by. The air had the scent of moss and trees on it. The day was beginning to warm up, the sun rising higher into the bright sky. Below it, stretching out from the shore where the camp stood, the God's Eye was a pleasant blue-green.
And it was God damned massive.
So large that the Isle of Faces couldn't been seen in the distance. So large that it had waves and tides. So large that when O'Neill had been sent to find boats, he replied "Don't you mean ships?"
Michael wandered down to the shoreline, finding a number of off-duty Free Folk there, doing the same thing he planned to do. He sat down on a large volcanic rock he had identified earlier, and set down his things.
"Never easy," he muttered, before taking off his clothes to bathe.
O'Neill's voice crackled in the radio speaker, the distance just barely in range.
"We've found the Isle, sir. There's a hill behind a large forest off the King's Road. Overlooks the lake and gives just enough height to see the top of the island.. On the map, the piece of land sticking out of the north-east corner, to your south-east. But there are no boats, ships, canoes or rafts, sir. Not on the east side of the lake for miles."
He coughed for a moment.
"I sent riders along the shore to see if anything is hidden under the trees, but they didn't find anything either."
The council of the Laughing Tree made noises under their breath. It was obvious to Michael that they were as eager as any one of the Canadian group to see what was on the supposedly-magical island. Ygritte, Marcach, Ryk, and Iola sat in a semi-circle on fur bundles around a fire near the crawler. Jon and Val stood, almost arm-in-arm, just returned from Harrenhal. Ghost was there too, laying down and yawning to reveal his massive wolf fangs.
Zheng was silouetted against the darkening orange sky. On top of the vehicle, ready to operate the machinegun, with a good view of both the road approaches and the lake surface. She was listening in via her own headset, the signal relayed from the crawler's own. "The Lannisters," she stated, through her teeth by the tone.
"Yes, Corporal," Michael answered, "Even when they're running away from us, they're annoying shits."
"We could loop back west, see if there are any there," O'Neill said, wind audible over the comms.
Jon took a step closer to the fire, a frown on his face. "I asked about boats with Lord Umber. According to the servants left behind at Harrenhal, Lord Tywin ordered the collection of all boats and barges some days ago. Most of the host left southwards on the Kingsroad, but a thousand or so went by water."
Michael saw the logic. "To King's Landing, I'd guess," he said, "If I was Lord Lannister, I'd exploit river transport to the capital to get there quickly with fresh troops. He'll lose the city if it isn't reinforced. And if that's inevitable, he'll want to get his King out."
Jon nodded. "Lord Umber agrees with you. Word came that my brother has taken Riverrun, and he will rally the host at Harrenhal to march on the Red Keep." His grey eyes seemed to sharpen after he had spoken. He must want to join his brother?
Michael nodded with approval. "Getting there quickly before they can prepare for a siege," he guessed, "Smart. I guess I should wish you the best of luck. One way or another, you'll be able to follow Lord Robb to the fight, if that's what you're worried about?"
"It was," Jon confirmed, before bowing his head, "Thank you, Lord Duquesne."
Michael shrugged. "We won't need a liaison officer much longer. And you've been pretty tolerant of our… differences."
Jon clenched his fist to his chest. "You shall have one as long as you require."
Michael shook his head, breathing out a laugh. "Don't make promises you can't keep." We could be here longer than we thought, after all.
"Tell them the other tidings," Val said to Jon quickly.
Michael glanced up at Zheng, who was scowling downwards at him from her perch. The unspoken question between them was 'Should we dare to find out more?' They were so close to their potential way home, but that potential had a good chance of being a false.
"The southrons have begun fighting each other," Jon declared, "Lord Stannis has declared himself king… He is King Robert's brother, uncle to Joffrey. And there is another, younger brother; Renly. The lords wonder what he will do when he hears of this."
"My cousin believes the younger brother will fight too," Val added, "For whom, we know not."
Michael rubbed his face. This makes things even more complicated. "So there's a full blown civil war now," he said, "With multiple factions no less. How common."
"There is nothing civil about it," Jon replied, "Nor anything common. The Iron Throne seems a prize to many now. With Lord Tywin's host smashed, his sons captive and the Crownlands of uncertain loyalty, the wolves will circle and strike."
Michael pointed at Jon's side, where his direwolf was half-snoozing on its side, red eyes heavy-lidded but watching proceedings. "You and your brother among them," he smirked.
"Aye," Jon stated plainly, "Though I know not my brother's mind on the matter of the throne. I suppose it shall depend on my father."
"It's not a good thing," Iola stated, "The Others are coming. The Free Folk may not hold the Wall alone, though its magicks will resist for a time."
Hopefully it won't be our problem. "We'll see," he said, "For now, I think we need to move further south. Sergeant, we'll join you at the hill tomorrow or the day after, depending on how quickly we can move. I'll contact you at 0600."
"Got it. Get here quickly, sir. I know we had to save fuel but… Horse riding doesn't agree with me as a gravel technician, nor does the saddle agree with my arse. "
"Nor mine," Michael agreed, remembering how much he ached after riding to the gates of Castle Black.
Zheng moved in Michael's peripheral vision, turning her back to him and aiming the machinegun out over the lake. "Sir, we've got a canoe over here," she said, "Must've stuck near the shore, didn't see it until it came around the bend."
"I saw no canoe from above," Iola reported.
Ygritte snatched up her bow and was the first to run around the crawler. Michael followed next, with the rest of the circle hot on his tail. The dark had already closed in, the sun disappearing below the horizon. By the time they all reached the shore, the small craft was approaching. There were three figures in it.
Ygritte drew her bow to shoot.
"No," Michael said, "Wait." He flipped down his night vision.
The figures were hooded, their faces covered with light scarves. But their weapons were clearly visible, resting over the edges of the boat while they moved it forward with wide paddles.
Tridents. "Lord Reed!" Michael called out. Ygritte finally lowered her weapon.
"Lord Duquesne!" came the shout in return. The canoe finally bumped into the shore and the three inside clambered out, leaving their three-pronged spears behind. Howland Reed's scraggly beard revealed itself as he pulled down his scarf and offered his hand.
"What are you doing here?" Michael asked, taking the hand and shaking, "Shouldn't you be waiting for Lord Robb?"
"You're going to the Isle of Faces," Lord Reed replied, "I have been there. I can take all four of you."
Zheng's chuckle echoed out over the water. "Hey Swamp Thing, we're taking more than just ourselves."
"And we're not leaving our weapons and equipment behind," Michael added quickly, "We're not giving the Seven Kingdoms the ideas and tools to create carnage."
Lord Reed's lips thinned. "The… inhabitants may not be amenable to the presence of so many."
"We'll be polite," Michael stated, "But we are going home, Lord Reed. We're bringing as many of the Free Folk with us as want to come. But we do not want a confrontation if we can avoid it. We could certainly use your help, if you'll offer it."
Lord Reed's brows twitched for a moment. Is that confusion? Or anger? "You are a strange man, Lord Duquesne. Threats in one fist, an open palm of friendship in the other."
"I'm a soldier," Michael said, "That's the whole job, offering that choice to whoever my government orders me to."
"And I'm sure the intelligent ones always choose the palm of friendship," said another man. He dropped his hood and pulled down his scarf. It was Maester Carden.
"You decided to tag along?" Michael asked.
"I decided you are of immense interest to the Citadel," Carden replied, "And it is my duty to record as much about you as I can."
"We shouldn't let him," Zheng stated from above, in English, "We don't know his loyalties."
Michael tilted his head, not really wanting to admit that. "Lord Reed, if you know the inhabitants, you might stop trouble before it starts. I'd like to ask you to do that for us."
The crannog lord inclined his head. "Very well," he said, "I will help you, if only to prevent your own folly. It is possible your actions at the Ruby Ford have turned the war. That at least is worth the effort."
It didn't take long to reach O'Neill and Sayer, but organising the column to march did. The number of wounded was still substantial, though they had taken time to heal at Darry. They needed to be transported delicately, as did the prisoners.
On arriving at the forested headland O'Neill had went to, Michael had the column round the base of the hill to the lakeshore, and ordered the Sergeant's group down off of it to join the new camp. Zheng pulled the crawler right to the high tide line, the tracks churning up the dark sand.
The riderless, unsaddled unicorns strolled by and into the water, in the way they liked to do with hotspring pools beyond the Wall. It seemed very shallow, the waves only lapping up to the beasts' knees. They wandered out a fair distance. Maybe that's why it's not the centre of trade, Michael mused about the lake, It's too shallow for ships?
Stepping up out of the crawler's roof was unpleasant, there were many little insects floating in the air. He waved his hand in front of his face, swatting the things away repeatedly until the murmuration of the flies was disrupted enough to disperse.
"Get some fires going!" Michael shouted back to Ygritte, "Get the Skinchangers to set a watch! And keep the prisoners laying down!" Not that the Mountain can get up.
It was unnecessary, the spearwife and others already clearing the nearby treeline of kindling and a large pile of logs being stacked on the sand.
"We're not newborn babes, Michael Duquesne!" Ygritte shouted back, a little annoyed.
Satisfied the flies would go away, Michael looked for the Isle. It was difficult in the sun of the late day, but he could see a small triangular shape on the surface of the water from the top of the roof.
"At last," he thought aloud.
Zheng made a ruckus as she pulled herself up onto the crawler roof. "Where, sir?" she asked, head swinging this way and that. He pointed off to the southwest, and the Corporal squinted at it. "Not very big."
"Far away," Michael corrected, "It's just the top of it. This lake looks as wide as Ontario, maybe closer to Athabasca, though it's probably not as long. Which means the island is pretty damn big too, if its proportions are the same as the map."
Zheng spat over the side, muttering about insects. "So we need to sail across something like the Strait of Georgia and we don't have any boats."
"It's going to be a problem," O'Neill said from nowhere.
Michael turned to find him hobbling up, his shadow long as the fires behind him began to be built up. His arrival seemed to be accompanied by the smell of woodsmoke, like he had personally lit the fires.
Sayer and his two girls were in tow. The Private and the one called Grette wore grins that said they had been mocking the Sergeant more than a little, though Iola was not so. The Sergeant scowled back at them. Sayer stood straight at once, his grin wiped clean by military discipline.
O'Neill returned his attention to Michael. "Between that and the earthquakes, we're more stuck here than we were behind the Wall. We can't just blow up the lake to get through it."
Michael and Zheng exchanged glances. "What earthquake?"
"The earthquake last night," Sayer responded, "You didn't feel it?"
"No," Zheng stated, "I slept like a baby last night. And earthquakes usually wake me up back home." The Vancouverite has spoken.
The Sergeant scratched his nose idly. "Must've been a small one close by then," he said, "But it looked like the whole lake was churning last night. Bubbling."
"Contact!" Zheng shouted, "Coming over the water!"
Michael turned, expecting to see boats and canoes. His eyes widened when instead he saw cavalry in the distance. There had to be two hundred riders, moving up ten at a time at a quick trot, like they were marching up the Trans-Canada Highway and not a lake. How in the hell are they walking across the water? "Sergeant! Battle line, now!" he commanded.
The unicorns quickly began withdrawing at a gallop, spooked by the approach of the unknown riders. The Sergeant gave them one look, unable to see past them, and knew.
"Yes, sir!" O'Neill replied, before beginning to move and bark orders at the camp, his hobble completely forgotten.
The task of setting up tents and stoking fires was abandoned at once, and weapons taken up. Marcach's people began corralling the unicorns together so they wouldn't run away, but Michael could see they weren't going to be mounted up any time soon.
He turned the machinegun towards the lake. These are the inhabitants of the Isle or I'm a clown. "Sayer, get Lord Reed!"
The Private ran as the pikes and crossbows moved into position to either side of the crawler. Ygritte climbed up on top of the crawler and onto the back unit, her hand already bloody from the weirwood sap of her magic bow. Shit, she'll shoot before we can talk.
"Hold fire until I give the command!" Michael shouted, "Do not shoot until I say so!" There was no acknowledgement of the order.
The riders drew closer. The men were ordinary enough, wearing chainmail and dark cloaks, almost like the Night's Watch. They had antlers on their helmets.
But Michael's jaw nearly dropped when he finally saw what they were riding; large elks, with antlers to match their riders. The animals even had high saddles, like something you'd see on a camel's back. They had spears to match the height, so they could reach down to stab.
"We need to start shooting now, sir," Zheng said beside him in English, "Those things look just as big as war horses, and we don't have mud and forest to slow them down this time."
Michael knew she was right. If they're riding elk, they're probably wargs. Where the hell is Howland Reed? "Sergeant, lower pikes and nock arrows."
"Copy," came the reply, followed by, "Nock! Charge pikes!"
"HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!" the pike wielders roared, bringing the points of their weapos to aim over the sand. The crossbowmen and archers put bolts and arrows to their strings. The riders did not care. They kept approaching.
Someone climbed through the crawler. First, Sayer appeared through the cabin and onto the crawler roof. After him, another figure opened the door below and stepped in front of the crawler, holding up his hand. "Wait!" It was Lord Reed.
Where the hell have you been? Michael pointed over the machinegun at the elk-riders. "They're getting ready to charge!"
"I don't understand!" Lord Reed said, "They've never done such a thing before!" With that, he rushed out into the water, splashing up to his shins.
"Jesus Christ," O'Neill muttered over the comms, "The man is going to get himself trampled."
"Should we go get him?" Sayer asked.
"Fuck no," Zheng replied, speaking for the group.
Michael said nothing. He just kept watching over the barrel of his weapon, ready to give the riders every bullet in the belt. The crannogman never sunk deeper than his thighs into the dark water.
The riders neared him and came slowly to a stop, maybe two hundred yards from shore. Michael's trigger finger itched to begin hosing them down, but resisted. Reed was speaking to them, his hands moving quickly. Come on, little guy.
One of the elk-riders broke forwards and his mount began moving towards the battle line, at a serene pace. Lord Reed stayed behind with the rest. Michael wondered why, and came up short. Using him as an intermediary was the logical choice, if the elk-riders wanted to talk. Not a good sign.
The man was tall, which combined with the height of his saddle put him almost at the same level as Michael standing in the crawler's gun position. His dark cloak and clothes turned out to be a dark green. His spear was made of weirwood, and it glowed orange where the sun touched its white wood. His elk's antlers were truly massive, and sharp as speartips. Rider and mount approached. His face turned out to be quite gaunt, like he didn't eat enough.
Well that's damn ominous. "Close enough," Michael called out, half-expecting the rider to disobey.
The elk stopped, and turned sideways a little to allow the rider to see better instead of cluttering up his view with antler. "You wish to come to the Isle?" the rider said, in what sounded like a rough Riverlander accent to Michael's ear, "Do you seek our destruction like the Andals of old?"
Why would they think that? "If you've spoken with Lord Reed," Michael replied, "Then you know we do not."
"What he has said of you and what we have seen of you differ greatly," the rider stated, "We watched since you breached the great barrier against the Others. We watched your great battle with the Westermen. You kill as easily as breathing."
That's true, Michael thought. "We kill to defend ourselves," Zheng cut-in, "We got into fights only when people decided they didn't like that idea."
The rider shook his head. "How can we trust you when you travel with one of those that slaughtered our own?"
"We have not slaughtered anyone of your people," Michael said, "Unless you count Lannister knights trying to kill us as your people? That was unavoidable."
"We do not, and it was," the rider replied, "I refer to a more ancient slaughter. One we have never forgotten. Nor forgiven."
"Well, we're not all that ancient," O'Neill said from below, among the pikes.
"There is one among you of the blood that spilled ours," the rider insisted, and pointed his spear.
Straight at Sayer.
It felt like the whole battle line turned to look at him. The Private's weapon lowered and he looked around, meeting the gazes. "I have no idea what he is talking about," he promised.
"Nations among our people fled the evils of man and magic, eight thousand years ago," the rider said, "They went to your world, hoping to find it free of either. And there, your people killed them."
Sayer's eyes narrowed. "Sounds like you invaded," he began.
The elk-rider bristled, and the elk turned to leave. Shit.
"Enough," Michael interrupted, "Private Sayer isn't responsible for what happened eight thousand years ago."
The rider stopped his mount moving. "His blood is," he said, "The Gods have long memories."
This son of a bitch.
"Private Sayer has killed no one except at my command," Michael said, "Give us your help and we'll leave this world behind us. You won't have to see Sayer ever again. All we want is to go home."
The rider paused, then gave a crooked smile. "Indeed? Is that what you want?"
"Yes," Zheng hissed, "Do we have to drill it into your head?"
The rider turned his elk, still wearing the smile, and rode away without another word.
"Where's he going?" Sayer asked.
No idea. "Prepare to receive the charge," Michael ordered, "I don't think we convinced him."
The rider joined the others. He seemed to speak with those he was leading first, and then to Lord Reed. It was not a long conversation. The crannogman came walking back after only about a minute. He sloshed onto shore, his boots squelching before he took them off.
They must not want to attack if he's taking off his shoes. Michael slid off the crawler to join him, quickly joined by O'Neill and Ygritte.
"They will help you," Lord Reed said, "Though I do not know why."
"Are these the green men?" Ygritte asked.
Reed nodded. "Aye." The spearwife seemed to goggle for a moment.
Michael bit his lip. This stinks of an ambush. "You've met them before. Are they the sort to kill someone after inviting them home?"
"No, absolutely not. But that does not mean their intentions for you are good. They became quite gleeful when their leader spoke to them."
Michael looked over at the waiting elk-riders. "What did they say?"
"I know not," Reed replied, "They spoke to each other in the True Tongue, the language of the children of the forest."
Ygritte shifted her weight, side to side. "I don't like it. What do we do?"
We can't turn back now. "We have no choice," Michael said, "We follow them to the Isle."
He turned back. "Sergeant! We're breaking camp!"
Notes:
If you want to read a good Modern Person in a fantasy world fic, I thoroughly recommend the Dragon Age story 'En Garde' by Kat_2V on this site.
"For anyone who thinks that living in Thedas would actually be pleasant, I'm here to tell you that it's anything but. You don't realize how much you take for granted until its all been stripped away, when dodging slavers and Templars becomes part of your daily routine. When every step outside of your door carries the risk that you won't be making it back that night, when each time you sleep voices beg you to let them in. When your suddenly pointed ears mark you for harassment on the good days, and attempted murder on the bad ones.
All I want is to go home, and I've got a plan. If anyone knows how I got here, how to send me home, it's the two gods that are still running around. Even better, I know exactly where one of them will be in the year after the Fifth Blight. All I need to do is find Hawke and follow them around until it's time to get Mythal out of her little gem, and then see what kind of deal I'll need to make to get out of there.
I thought it was a good plan.
Then everything went catastrophically wrong."
Chapter 50: The Crownless
Notes:
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Apologies to all readers that already read or tried to read chapter 50. The original version of this chapter provoked a... spirited response. People both disagreed as to whether or not a particular plot development was canonical and/or didn't really get what I was trying to do, thinking I was writing what is a pretty common trope in this fandom when I was actually trying to subvert it. To be honest, I wasn't willing to burn the readership of this story for what is effectively a side plot (at the moment), so I have performed a retcon. I find myself rather discouraged to write in this further to be honest, but hopefully this version will be better received.
Spoiler: Jon will not be taking the Iron Throne. That was never the intention.
Chapter Text
The unicorns splashed ashore in the full moon, the last of the Laughing Tree's host to cross the God's Eye. The journey had been fraught, every step in the water threatening to be a plunge to the depths. The animals knew where ground just below the surface was close, somehow, even at night.
Waiting on the Isle of Faces was yet more Green Men, and they were not alone. Women and children too appeared from the closely knit trees, though they were dressed like the smallfolk, not in the manner of what must be their menfolk. Their eyes looked on, moving between the elk-riders and the Canadians.
Word was passed along. His jaw set with this observation, Jon watched from his saddle, Val and Lord Reed to either side of him, as the camp was set once more under the gaze of the inhabitants. More than a few sets of eyes were aimed at him, but he barely felt them.
The Green Men have families? The question seemed to mystify him more than the legend ever had. Where did they come from? Have they lived here for thousands of years? Are there more of them?
His eyes searched for the famous weirwoods, but he found none.
"You seem as disturbed as the Canadians, Lord Jon," Lord Reed said suddenly.
Jon shook his head, as much to wake himself from his thoughts as to deny the statement. "Curious, Lord Reed, just curious. I thought to see the Children of the Forest here, not smallfolk as ordinary as anywhere else."
A small smile spread on the crannogman's face. "These are no ordinary smallfolk. These are the direct descendants of those who signed the Pact with the Children. Their First Men blood is thick, certainly more thick than yours."
"I know not where my blood comes from, Lord Reed," Jon interrupted, "From my mother's side."
Val clicked her tongue, annoyed. "You both sound like Thenns," she complained, "The Pact was so long ago, we are all descended from those that agreed it. And you, my husband, should worry more about your child to come."
A little embarrassed, Jon nonetheless found himself smiling warmly at her. Gods what is this power she has over me? "You're very wise, my lady."
Val blew a breath through her lips in objection to the use of lady to describe her, but said nothing more. Jon knew she was restraining herself, and appreciated it.
Lord Reed frowned. "Some secrets are best not discussed," he said, "I'm sure Lord Sayer believes so now." The crannogman gestured. Jon looked to find the youngest Canadian and two of his spearwives glaring at a group of dismounted Green Men. They were barely twenty paces away. Both groups had their weapons in hand, though spears, crossbows and rifle were all lowered for the moment.
"They hate him," Val declared. Jon agreed with a nod.
"They do," Lord Reed stated, "Clearly his people committed some great offence against the Children."
"But why?" Jon asked, "What could they do that causes hatred across thousands of years? Events on another world, supposedly?"
A throat cleared nearby. It belonged to the leader of the Green Men, now dismounted. His eyes were startlingly green too, unnervingly so. "We can see the past if we care to look," he said, "We can relive those events, and we have."
Jon's brow raised. "You can see the past? All of it?"
The leader inclined his head once. "We can. Though to comprehend it all is impossible, what happened to cause our hatred for that man is one thing all must see. It is a reminder of what men are capable of."
"Then you must show him," Val said, "I have marched with him and his clan for moons, and I tell you this; to show such hostility without telling why is a grievous threat to you. Even now they suspect a trap. And I care not if you are the Green Men or if the Children reside here, you cannot withstand the Canadians."
Jon nodded. "We have seen them blow four thousand armoured knights away like rye before the scythe," he said, "And so must you have, if you say you can see the past."
"The young ones speak boldly," Lord Reed added, "But wisely, old friend."
The leader of the Green Men scowled, nostrils flaring with a breath of frustration. "Aye, they do." He looked to Sayer. "You! Approach!"
The Canadian shone his glare in the direction of the command, quickly followed by his women. He said something into his radio hanging from his helmet. Jon saw Lord Duquesne in the distance, also speaking. Such sorcery, he thought, If only I could speak with Robb from wherever I stand with such ease… If only I could speak to Father.
Lord Sayer stopped his consultation with his leader, and walked up. The skinchanger and the crossbow-woman followed close behind. In the distance, Princess Zheng was also moving in the direction of Jon and the others, fully armed.
"What do you want?" Sayer said with as much belligerence as he could muster. If Jon hadn't known and seen what the man could do, he would've found the attitude laughable in the face of what was a warrior of myth. But then, Sayer was one too.
"We wish for no more rancour," the leader said, "So I shall show you the crime of your maternal ancestors, so that you may understand our hate."
Sayer's jaw worked, his eyes narrow with hatred of his own. "You can do that?"
"Yes."
The youngest Canadian ran his hand over the back of his helmet, his mouth a thin line.
Jon felt an unease rise up in his throat, something he couldn't identify. What is wrong? Worse, the Green Man seemed to notice his unease, staring at him until the next interruption.
That occurred when Zheng arrived and asked Sayer something in their language. The response was accompanied with hand gestures at the Green Man. A conference between the two Canadians seemed to take place. The Princess was lecturing the Ranger about something, like a mother lecturing a son, though the difference in years between them was nothing so great as that.
Jon realised why he was uneasy, and looked to the elk-rider.
"Can you show me my mother?"
The path to the Seeing Place wound through the trees, too narrow for horses. Twisted branches stuck out at random, their wide green leaves blocking the view ahead. The air was heavy with a strange scent of tree sap, familiar but stronger than usual. The ground was firm under Jon's boots, but roots rose through the dirt in a great tangle here and there, threatening to trip him as they walked uphill.
The party moving through this wilderness was small.
The leader of the elk-riders showed the way, moving almost too quickly to keep up, seeming to know every branch to push aside. Every now and then he would stop and turn back, to allow the others to keep up. Jon had to keep his mouth shut each time. If the man knew he was moving too quickly, why could he not just slow down?
Val and Lord Reed accompanied close by.
Jon appreciated his wife's presence. Every step he took, a lump in his throat seemed to grow larger, threatening to choke him. It only relieved itself when he met Val's eyes when they held back branches for the other to pass. That in itself was strange, as if the sight of her said that it didn't matter who his mother was. But it does.
Lord Reed's attendance was more confusing. He had insisted on coming on the trip, and the Green Man had agreed with a strange measure of force. Jon did not understand why, and the crannogman would not explain fully. The only words offered by the lord were that he had something to see too.
Behind, the Canadians stalked at the rear.
They had come dressed and armed for battle, their faces painted green, black and red. All four bore their terrible weaponry, and whenever Jon looked back, he found their eyes searching through the foliage for something to shoot. Whatever ancient hatred the Green Men had for the Canadians, the mistrust was now mutual.
Sayer had almost not been able to convince Duquesne to allow him to see the cause of the hatred, but had won out in the end somehow. The wildlings had been left behind to guard their crawler machine and the prisoners deposited in pits, Longspear Ryk and Ygritte given strict orders to maintain a solid defence.
Jon felt that unnecessary; the Green Men would not have allowed them to reach the island at all if ambush had been their purpose. If they raised the bottom of the God's Eye to allow passage, they could also drop it at will to drown all on the secret causeway far from shore.
The leaves turned from a rich green to red almost in an instant. Jon pushed his way past a pair of long branches and found himself confronted with more open space, studded with the white trunks of weirwoods. He felt like a spider was climbing up his back as the many carved faces stared back at him, their lips and eyes dripping with blood-red sap. The ground now crackled underfoot, a carpet of dried red-orange leaves all around.
"Not these again," O'Neill muttered loudly from behind. The Canadians quickly moved up to join Jon, their weapons sweeping over every weirwood they could see.
"The books did say the island is full of them," Zheng commented.
"The Isle is famed for its weirwoods," Jon replied to both of them, "But to see so many in one place… The Gods truly must live here."
The Canadians frowned as one. "We'll see about that," Duquesne said.
The Green Man loomed up once more. "Follow," he said with all the authority of a true command.
Sayer clicked his tongue in annoyance. "What do you think we're doing?" he asked, "We're not here for a stroll."
The Green Man sneered back, but turned to lead them on once more. Jon's jaw set. If they keep this up, they will begin fighting, he thought, And who do I fight for when that happens?
With far more room to move, the Canadians split into two pairs and took up either side of the party, speaking to each other every now and then in their own tongue. Jon couldn't help but listen; their language had a cadence not unlike the Common Tongue, as if someone who paid attention might decipher it.
And it was a good distraction from the clutching in his heart and throat.
The Green Man brought them through the weirwoods for another half an hour, the landscape so similar that Jon doubted any of them could have navigated back by memory alone. There was nothing but weirwoods all around. A new fear went through Jon like a dagger. Has this man brought us here to kill us where none could ever find us?
The fear rose when they finally reached a clearing at about noon. Huge stones were set in a massive spiral into the ground before the largest weirwood Jon had ever seen, its branches hanging over half the open space. One stone protruded in the center at the height of man's hip. An altar. Longclaw sprung from its scabbard and into his hand before he realised he was responsible for it. Ghost snarled silently, looking this way and that. As if Jon had commanded it, the Canadians brought their own rifles up to aim into the trees around.
"Peace, Jon Snow," the Green Man said, "You and yours have no enemies here."
Jon did not know if he should believe it. He found the Canadians were worried about different directions. He followed their gaze to whom they were prepared to do battle with.
In the weirwoods around the spiral, children were sitting in the branches. Jon turned around to find some of them barely twenty paces from him, above in the canopy.
Their skin was brown, with white spots down their necks and shoulders. Their fingers ended in black and brown claws instead of fingernails. Their eyes were huge, gold and green with cat-like slits. Their ears were long, curving to a point. They were clothed in animal skins and what appeared to be leaves, woven together into dresses and jerkins.
Gods, they're real.
"The Children of the Forest," Val breathed, her voice straining. Jon found his own mouth robbed of any ability to move, as his eyes met those of three dozen of the creatures. Are they staring at me?
"Correct," the Green Man stated, leaning around Duquesne, "They have gathered to see for themselves."
The Lord of Calgary's head cocked slightly. "See what?" he asked.
"Many things. You among those things. My people will not leave, if that is what you desire. They are necessary."
The Canadian leader bared his teeth, cursing in his own language… and lowered his weapon. He gave another command in the same tongue, and the others lower their own rifles. Zheng did so only after a nudge from O'Neill.
"Are they necessary to send us home too?" Duquesne asked.
The Green Man smiled, with genuine pleasure it seemed to Jon. "We shall discuss that another time."
That seemed unwise. "Why?" Jon asked, "Why not show them the way home now? They do not wish to remain here."
The Green Man sighed, like it was a childish question to make. "Preparations must be made, such magicks cannot be summoned lightly," came the reply, before he turned on his heel and marched towards the centre of the spiral towards the altar.
With silent agreement, Jon and Duquesne followed close behind, the others trailing afterwards. The whole way, what seemed like hundreds followed their every movement. Jon's wonder at the beings of legend died, their interest did not seem a happy or friendly one.
Another Child of the Forest was sitting cross-legged behind the altar, its back to Jon, its head raised as if looking to the sky. As the party closed in, the creature seemed to shudder and climbed atop the altar. It was a boy, at first glance, but somehow seemed old at the same time. Wrinkles like a web spread from the corners of his huge golden-green eyes, just barely visible.
"Do you need anything else?" the Green Man asked, the tenor of his voice entirely different. It seemed younger than before.
"No," the Child said with a small smile, "You can return to your family."
Jon blinked. The creature's voice was deeper than expected, and almost melodic. A pleasure to listen to, even.
The Green Man glanced at the Canadians. "Are you sure?"
The Child gave a single nod, and sang for a moment. The tune and lyrics were like a forest's sigh in the wind to Jon, soothing. It had the same effect on the elk-rider, and he departed calmly. What sorcery, to be able to calm a man's heart with a song.
It was only when Zheng cleared her throat and spoke that deep thought about the strangeness of the interaction was broken. "Eh, sorry," she said to the Child standing on the rock in front of her, "Were you warged into that guy?"
The Child released a breath, out of exasperation if Jon was any judge… but it was hard to tell with something that was clearly not human. "I was," it confirmed, "He has shared his body with me for many years."
Zheng and O'Neill both grumbled something to themselves.
"Do others do this?" Duquesne asked, "The elk-riders… Are they all warged?"
The Child did not speak, but stared up at the Lieutenant.
"Jesus, they are, aren't they?" O'Neill growled, before saying something to Duquesne in their own tongue. The latter gestured with his palm for the O'Neill to calm himself.
"Is he right?" Jon asked the Child, "Can you steal the body of anyone you like?"
Golden-green eyes turned to him. "We have had a bond with the First Men of the Shore since the Pact, as its protectors. We are one people, in truth. Visitors always find our ways… strange."
He bowed his head slightly to Lord Reed.
"Nor are they the only ones we have a bond with. The crannogmen of the Neck are always welcome here," the Child added, "It is good to see you again, Howland Reed."
Lord Reed said nothing, but returned the bow, from the waist. "I am here to accompany Lord Jon as he sees what he requested. Not for these Canadians and their journey." With that, he stepped back.
"You are the only reason we permitted it," the Child said.
He truly does know them, Jon thought, wondering why the crannogmen would have such a bond and why they would keep a thing like that secret.
"So you're body-snatchers," Sayer stated bluntly, "That's just great."
Jon looked to Duquesne, expecting a rebuke to be sent Lord Sayer's way. The Canadian leader did nothing. He just watched. He wants an answer to that too, Jon realised.
The Child stared at Sayer for a moment, unreadable. "This was one of the terms of the Pact, that the bodies of men protect our most holy."
He gestured towards the elk-rider as the man finally walked out of view. "It is how this isle has remained protected for ten thousand years and more. Even as the waves of chaos crashed over the rest of this continent. Neither the kings of the First Men, the Others, the Andal invader, nor the Targaryen dragon-riders have destroyed the Pact."
He pointed to Sayer. "Nor will you, hated-one."
The youngest of the Canadians bristled, gripping his weapon tight. "You keep saying how much you hate me," he said, "You promised to show me why."
"And so I shall."
A whirlwind stirred all around them, red weirwood leaves circling and spinning in every direction until nothing else could be seen. The light of the world died and darkness fell. The leaves were soon replaced with snow. Jon flinched and gathered his cloak about him, prepared to feel the bite of winter… but it did not come.
At last, the snow cleared enough to see, and everything had changed. Gone was the spiral and the weirwoods and the Isle of Faces itself. Instead, Jon and everyone else seemed to have been moved elsewhere; night time in a field in the North, coated in snow. The only familiar thing was a single weirwood, as large as the one at the Isle but not the same tree at all.
What am I seeing? he thought. He felt Val thread her fingers through his, and found her goggling at the sights around her. We must be beyond the Wall again.
"When the Others last tried to take the world and brought about the Long Night, it tested more than our ability to survive," the Child stated, standing in the snow now instead of atop the altar, "It nearly broke both the Pact and the bonds between our nations."
It pointed into the distance. A collection of beings was emerging from the falling snow; giants, hundreds of them, carrying stones as large as those in the spiral at the Isle. Their shaggy fur was clumped up with snow, making them look like yeti with dreadlocks. On each of the giants' shoulders sat three or four of the Children wrapped tightly in furs, balls of fire hovering near them. Sorcery, Jon gaped.
"Among our kind, the nations have differing views of Men," the Child continued, "We at the Isle had and have the most affinity with you. It was we who negotiated the Pact. It was we who cooperated with Howland Reed's ancestors to sunder the North from the rest of the continent, though we failed to do so completely."
The shining-green eyes turned back to the group. "There are others however who prefer to avoid you. And there were those that would do anything to defeat you."
"They failed," Jon said by reflex, remembering the old stories. Old Nan would have much to say about all this. She was wiser than I thought. The old woman was not taken seriously by anyone. Now, he wasn't so sure that was wisdom on the part of 'anyone', and common sense seemed less common.
The Child looked up at him. "Aye, they did. They were our people, their obsession with your destruction was a tragedy. One we could not prevent."
Then why do you hate Sayer? Jon wanted to ask.
"What about the giants?" Sayer said, "What did they want?"
"Many giant clans fought against the First Men," the Child answered, "Men feared and hated them far more. Though the Long Night also saw other clans end their warring too. Our own nations have fought against the giants in the past. Giants are troublesome creatures, more so than Men, though less intelligent and cunning. Less dangerous, in truth."
The sun just barely came out of the sky, providing just enough light to see. The surroundings changed; the stones being hauled were set into the ground, the snow cleared into massive berms in a ring around the area. Giants sat upon it, watching the spiral.
A mass of the Children stood in the centre. Their mouths were open and moving in unison, but there was no sound but the wind.
"Are they singing?" Jon asked, "Do they sing in such a way that we cannot hear?"
The Child shook its small head. "The memory of this time is corrupted. The nations that came to this place did not want the rest of us to know what they sang, and how they did what they did. To corrupt the memory of the world is itself a sin, proof of their obsession."
Jon and Val glanced at each other. "What did they do?" Val asked.
The Child smiled gently at the pair, and glanced at the Canadians. "They found another world."
"Our universe," Duquesne half-asked.
Universe? Jon had never heard the word before. But that did not seem to bother the Child.
"Yes. And they quickly discovered it was inhabited too, by Men," he explained, "So they looked for another world instead. Again, and again, and again. Their search was in vain. No matter how hard they looked, the only other world they could find was yours."
Jon shifted his weight. "They must have tried to go," he said, "If these Canadians are here now."
"They did more than try," the Child answered.
A flash of light filled the air from the centre of the spiral, and where it originated, a figure now stood. A man of sun-kissed complexion stood amongst the crowd, wearing skins like a wildling and carrying an ornate club of hardwood and copper. Jon recognised at once that this man was kin to Sayer in some manner. Though the young man was as much like Duquesne and O'Neill, there was something in their faces that was too similar to ignore.
The Children of the Forest drew obsidian daggers and long vines tied together as rope, and charged the man. He was fast, and swung his club, striking two of the Children down. But dozens more dragged him to the ground, holding dragonglass to his throat as they tied him down.
Sayer's glare was colder than a wight's.
Jon clenched his fists. "You say you hate Lord Sayer," he said to the Child, "But it seems to me he has more reason to hate you. Your cousins stole that man from his world, as the Canadians have been stolen."
"He's not wrong," Duquesne stated, "If you wanted our sympathy, this wasn't the way to get it."
The Child was unperturbed, and did not stop watching the subjugation of the man in the memory. "I will not deny that there are reasons for hate on both sides. But the tale is not yet complete."
The surroundings changed again. A forest in summer, a different one to the one in the Long Night. The ground was a carpet of plant life, and in the distance, a herd of elk wandered across a hillside meadow.
Beautiful, Jon thought.
"Where are we?" Val asked.
"Their world," the Child answered, "Seven thousand, nine hundred and twenty three years ago. A month's walk from where they were taken."
Jon looked to the Canadians, curious what they might think about such a thing. Their faces were stoney, reserved. They are holding back a dam of feeling, he thought, knowing how he would feel if he had been stolen from the North and laid eyes upon it once more.
Duquesne snapped out of it first. "Can we see our world today?" he asked. "Can they see us?"
"We cannot," the Child answered, "What allowed this place in your world to become part of the memory of ours was planted by our cousins, and no longer exists." The creature gestured with its black-clawed finger once more.
A weirwood stood among three other trees, thin enough that its carved face almost cutting it to its core. Nearby, a dozen giants and twice as many Children seemed to be preparing meals. The latter were cutting captured game with dragonglass shards and were sorting through woven baskets of collected fruits. The former were no longer snow-coated yetis, but long haired beasts, their foul smell wafting on the breeze.
"Our nations arrived on this new world and spread out," the Child said, "They learned from the First Men, and moved to claim as much as they could. For a time, their numbers grew. The men of the new world were too few to stand against the alliance of our cousins and the giants."
The group by the weirwood stood to fight, their previous tasks forgotten.
"But as they spread into warmer places, there were more Men. Resistance was inevitable."
A screeching whistle flew by Jon's ear. Flinching and ducking, the projectile was followed by a trio more, passing exactly where his head and shoulders had been a second earlier. Heaving in air, he found everyone else had thrown themselves to the ground too, save the Child. The ground seemed remarkably real, like it was not a mere illusion.
"Who has attacked?" Val asked, her head twisting this way and that, seeking a foe.
Jon couldn't see where the things had come from, but where they had gone was another matter. Arrows the length of small spears buried themselves in the bodies of the giants and one of the children. The great sasquatches roared with pain and pulled the long, thin shafts out of their flesh, as the Children milled about, their heads turning to find the source of the attack for themselves.
Another wave of the long arrows flew overhead, three times as many as before, from the heavy forest to the rear. Jon and Sayer both saw it, the young Canadian aiming his rifle into the trees.
"Can you take us away from this place?" Jon asked urgently, "At least move us out of the path of these arrows!"
"They cannot harm us," the Child said.
Jon doubted it. If the dirt he was gripping was real, then why would the arrows not be? Sayer opened his mouth to say something, but stopped at the first syllable. Something had caught his eye in the Myrish spyglass atop his weapon.
"You invaded," he said, standing up, "You invaded and you hate us?"
The Child threw a dismissive gesture with its small hand at him. "As I said, the tale is not complete. Watch and tell me what you see."
The giants attempted to charge across the meadow, huge logs in their hand raised above their heads. The long arrows flew to intercept them, and a great many fell. The giants groaned and whined as they fell, calling out in what must have been the ancient form of the Old Tongue.
Jon and the others stood up now, the fight now moved to a direction that the arrows could not threaten. Warriors began emerging from the forest, dressed much like the man from the spiral, but covered in feathers and ornaments. They were armed with spears, axes, clubs all in copper or dragonglass. Some carried more of the long arrows and strange sticks.
It was only when the arrows were flung from the ends of the sticks that Jon realised these were the 'archers' that had been shooting all along.
The warriors took no chance with the wounded giants, standing back to shoot rather than closing to finish with their hand weapons. Jon's heart dropped. Somehow, it was a tragic end for the creatures. "I see a skirmish," his mouth spoke.
The Child frowned. "What do you not see?"
Jon had no answer. But Zheng did.
"Magic," she said at once.
All heads turned to her. She continued. "We are speaking to each other with magic. The same magic that brought these bigfoots and leprechauns to Earth. We saw fireballs floating in the air a minute ago. And no offence little guy, but I don't think you could have resisted anyone without magic."
The Child gave a single nod. "You are correct."
"Why not use it?" Duquesne asked.
The Child looked troubled, looking to the weirwood. "Magic is not a natural phenomenon," it replied, "Your world does not possess it. The only sorcery is that which lives within living beings. No being or part of this world can be changed from outside, nothing that did not exist before can be summoned from nothing. Sometimes when there are weirwoods nearby, you can go beyond this, but not often."
"The translation stuff," Zheng guessed, "They kidnapped people from Earth to gather intelligence, and needed a way to communicate. Both before and after they arrived. If it works for us, it must work on Earth too."
"And the weirwoods," Jon added, "It was said the First Men feared the trees watched them. Elsewise how would we be seeing this?"
"And the Andals believed so later," the Child agreed, "You are all correct, though not completely. Regardless, the attempt to take the new world for our people was doomed to failure."
A great cheer went up from the warriors and they charged, giving the now-mostly dead giants a wide berth as they closed to the weirwood. The Children climbed up into its branches, dragonglass daggers clutched between their teeth. Jon saw what they were doing; the height of the men coming to kill them could not be matched, so they would use the trees to strike.
The warriors saw it too. While the younger ones began throwing stones up at the Children in the weirwood, trying to knock some out, the elders went straight for the fires.
Gods, they mean to burn them. "Take us away," Jon said, "Now."
The battlefield gave way to yet another gathering of the Children and giants, again atop a spiral of large stones, but this time they were inside what appeared to the Wolfswood of the North. It was dawn or sunset, the faces of the collected creatures bathed in orange light.
The Child obeyed me, Jon thought, Why?
"Our cousins tried to bring magic to your Earth, " the Child explained, "They became desperate."
Duquesne's eyes narrowed. "How desperate did they get?"
The Child did not answer.
"You showed us the beginning of a massacre," Duquesne pressed, "Somehow I don't think it was so one-sided. Giants don't go down easy. The guys around here must have learned to shoot them from a distance, not to get close. What did your cousins do to piss the indigenous guys off?"
The Child seemed to struggle to meet the Canadians' gazes. "Sacrifice," it said, "Magic does not respond without it."
Sayer pointed at the creature. "You're real civilised," he said, his tone dripping mockery, "Eight thousand years and you still hate me, and for what? My ancestors kicked your fucking asses when you invaded! And you know what? I'm proud of it, asshole."
"Private, silence!" Duquesne warned, "Now." He added something else in their tongue, in a more soothing tone.
Sayer near-hissed through his teeth with frustration, but obeyed his commander. Jon could tell it was taking most of his strength to remain calm.
"He isn't wrong though," Duquesne continued, "And I'm not sure I like the implication that we sacrificed people to get here and speak your languages."
"You didn't make sacrifice that opened the way here," the Child huffed in objection, "Control your impatience at once." The creature's own patience had clearly run out.
There was a commotion in the scene beyond. Jon noticed first, as giants in the distance turned and roared. Soon, other sections of the small crowd were moving too, some fleeing, some moving away into the trees.
"The Men of the New World fought our cousins wherever they found them," the Child continued, "And formed ever greater alliances to do it. Soon, warriors from all over the northern part of this continent were on the march, leaving their homes with no expectation of ever seeing them again. So our cousins decided to leave, to return to our world."
Jon grimaced in horror as hundreds of the long arrows flew at an incredible arc from places beyond sight and into the gathering below. Panic seemed to set in, giants and the Children both searching for their hidden enemy.
"The Men of this world were informed. They were given notice of our cousins' departure. It did not matter. The missives were not believed, or those receiving them did not care. The matter was to be settled for all time."
A true battle came into view, as hundreds of warriors appeared, the sun at their backs giving them long shadows. Jon and the others watched for what seemed like hours, but in truth could only be a few minutes. The events in front of them stopped and started, skipping through time like a child skips over stones in the ground.
The giants charged, but caught themselves on the spears and long-arrows waiting for them. The Children swarmed, but were swept aside by clubs, axes and brandished torches. The warriors formed a ring around the spiral and moved ever closer, a small knot of the Children making ever more frantic preparations in the centre of the spiral of stones. Here, everything froze. The men, the giants, the Children, the swaying trees, the buzzing flies.
"Our cousins made all the necessary preparations to return, but were prevented from completing it," the Child said, "They were all killed. The stones of their ritual circle were torn up, and the bodies thrown underneath them. It was their sacrifice that gave power to your travel to this world, though we know not the cause."
The Canadians were dead silent. The colour in their faces had drained. Jon could not blame them.
"We watched from our world as the Men of this one made vows to never speak of my people again, so that future generations would not fear sacrifice at the hands of the little demons and the wild hairy men. And then, the last weirwoods were felled or burned, and our sight to your world was cut off save for this desolate place."
Jon had a lump in his throat now for reasons that had nothing to do with him. The hatred of the Children of the Forest now made perfect sense. They fled the Long Night and the hatred of the First Men, only to perish in a sordid tale of mutual murder.
Lord Sayer cleared his throat. "If it helps," he began, "The men broke their vow. There have been legends about giants and little people like you all over our world. Not all of them bad."
The Child shook its small head, in a strangely human gesture. The world of the Canadians in the past melted away. The Isle of Faces seemed to roll back into existence all around, complete with the altar, the forest of weirwoods, the Children of the Forest in their branches, the smell and the high sun of late-summer. "It does not help. It is the one terrible act we have never answered, could not answer."
Jon blinked, his eyes hurting from the sudden changes in light.
"So what now?" Lord O'Neill asked, "Are you going to try and kill us? Poetic revenge for your cousins?"
The creature smiled widely. "The thought had occurred to us," it said.
"Don't imagine that will go the way you guess," Duquesne responded, "We're far more deadly than Sayer's ancestors."
The Child climbed back onto the altar, still smiling. "You are also far fewer."
"It won't matter," Zheng said calmly.
"Our way is better than our cousins' way, Zheng Lian. We do not hate Men, we understand them far better. And we have seen how deadly you are in battle. Even here, away from your allies, you could kill many of us. So we shall send you home."
The Canadians looked at each other. Though Jon was sure they did not wish to be disrespectful, each muttered their own small prayer of thanks.
"When?" Zheng asked.
"Soon," the Child asked, "A matter of days. Our cousins did not wish us to follow them, but they could not corrupt all memory of it. We will find out how, and then we will send you."
Duquesne's brow raised itself. "I guess we have no choice but to trust you."
The Child's golden-green gaze flickered to Jon over its nose, its head remaining pointed at Duquesne. Jon felt a swelling of anticipation in his chest, his palms itching.
"I would trust only those that have demonstrated their word is as true as the Pact," the Child said, "But we live by the same at the Isle. So I shall grant that which I promised to your companion from the Night's Watch."
The creature held its hands behind its back, another strangely man-like behaviour. "You requested to see your mother. Are you ready?"
"I am," Jon said with a haste he regretted.
"Do you want us to leave?" Duquesne asked, "I couldn't say I can think of any reason for us to see your mother's identity."
That was true, to Jon's mind, but he had also been present to see the bloody history of Sayer's people. And of all the Canadians, Sayer was the one Jon liked and understood the most. "If you will permit it, I would have Lord Sayer remain," he said, "I was allowed to spy upon his ancestors, it does not seem fair to say that he could not see mine."
Duquesne's lips thinned in thought for a moment, before he turned to Sayer and asked something in their tongue. The younger man shrugged, his armour and equipment moving upwards with his shoulders, and he spoke his response in Common.
"If he wants me to stay, I'll stay," he said, "I don't think we're in danger any more." Lord Duquesne sighed, relenting.
The Lord of the Neck moved from where he had been standing quietly, and knelt before Jon. What is he doing? Why has he taken a knee? "The Canadians should not be allowed," he interrupted, "With your permission, I shall stay. Truthfully, I knew your mother. I can verify what shall be shown to us."
Shocked, Jon stepped to face the crannogman. "You can? Why would you keep your own counsel on such a thing?!"
Lord Reed nodded, unswayed by Jon's anger. "I was sworn to secrecy by Lord Eddard, in the most dire terms. It would have been unthinkable to reveal her identity, even to you. Though he did plan to tell you, when it was safe."
When it was safe? "What do you mean, my lord?"
The crannogman's face became steely, his brows bunching up and revealing every line. It made him seem twice his age. "You should not seek this lightly," he said, "It would be wise to send away all these Canadians. You may regret having allowed them the knowledge."
"They have not withheld knowledge from him," Val interjected, "Denying a man knowledge of his clan? His blood? That is a low act, Reed." Her fingers curled around the dagger at her hip.
"Breaking my oath to my lord would have been lower," Lord Reed replied smoothly, "As would putting Jon in danger."
"Enough," Jon found himself stating, "I know not what danger you speak of, but I have already allowed Lord Sayer to ..."
"We'll leave," Duquesne interrupted, "Sayer's ancestors from eight thousand years ago aren't as close to him as his mother. Like I said, this isn't any of our business."
The Canadian did not wait for a response. He commanded his subordinates away. They went without complaint, only Lord Sayer offering a tilt of the head in apology.
"Now that your bickering is ended" the Child asked, "Are you ready?"
Jon wasn't done with the crannogman. He wanted to continue questioning Lord Reed. But he also could not let this chance slip through his fingers. The only other person Jon knew held the knowledge he wanted was his father, and Lord Stark was still trapped in King's Landing, in the hands of the Lannisters. I know what I must do.
"What is your name?" Jon asked.
The Child smiled widely. "My name is too long for you. But you may call me Arrel, if you wish."
"Arrel?" Jon repeated. It didn't sound like the name of the being of myth standing before him.
"It is the name of the man you met before," the Child said, "We share our names and minds, not just the body. His name has become part of mine. It too is part of the Pact." It raised its hand and the whirling of crimson-orange leaves began again, the world beyond disappearing behind them.
When sight returned to him, Jon found himself standing on the shore of the God's Eye, the humid smell hitting at once. Harrenhal's dark tower ruins just visible across the water to the east. The summer sun was up once more. The castle seemed to garlanded with banners of every colour, but it was impossible to make out which banners they were.
"Are we in our own time?" Val asked, stepping this way and that, looking for clues, "I see your kneeler icons atop the giants' walls."
For a moment, a hope flared in Jon, that his mother was still alive and only a handful of leagues from the Isle. But sense returned to him quickly. "The sun is in a different place. And it is higher than it should be. We are not in our own era."
"Indeed not," Lord Reed said quietly, "This is the two hundred and eighty-first year since Aegon's Conquest."
Jon knew that date well. "The tourney."
Val squinted at him in confusion.
"Aye," said the crannogman, before explaining for Val's sake, "It was a great gathering of lords from all over Westeros, to fight each other in combat for honour. It was also an attempt to replace a mad king with a newer one, a convenient way to gather the lords without suspicion."
Val's blue eyes flashed. "If your king was so mad, some brave man should have slain him."
"One did," Lord Reed replied.
"For what crimes?" Val asked.
For killing my grandfather and uncle, Jon's mind spoke.
Lord Reed sighed, not doubt taken back to that time as if the magic had done so. Every man who spoke of the Rebellion was of the same mind about it. "Burning men alive and demanding that the highest nobles give up their wards to be burned. Though the man who killed the King has never spoken of his reasons."
Jon scowled to himself. He recalled Jaime Lannister riding into the courtyard of Winterfell, the very image of a knight, yet still bearing the mark against his honour for the act of killing Aerys, the Mad King. Aerys needed to die, but to be killed by a man pledged to protect your life…
"Then that man is a hero," Val said, "But I see no woman here, Arrel."
The Child of the Forest replied by way of walking through the small group and looking to Harrenhal.
"Jon's mother is in the ruin?" Val demanded, "Why leave us so far from it?"
The answer did not come from the Child, but from the sound of thumping hooves. From around a small copse, a single armoured rider came into view atop a surefooted horse of a northern hybrid breed. The rider too was small, and his pieces of plate seemed to be taken from different sets. Only the helm fit correctly, and strangely, it was in a southern style in contrast with the rest of the equipment and the horse.
"Who is he?" Jon asked.
"He rides well," Val commented, "Your father when he was young?"
Is my mother a Riverlander? Jon asked himself, A peasant girl? He examined the scene further. The horse was right for something his father might have had, but Jon doubted it. The person was too small for his father, even at that age. And Lord Reed remained silent.
The newcomer approached and stopped by a tree nearby. He reached up and grabbed one of the branches, and hoisted his tourney shield up onto it. Must be a squire, Jon thought, Their first tourney, mayhaps.
It was only when the rider took off the helm that he realised the depth of his mistake. The he was in fact a she. Brown hair was tied up in long braid and coiled around her head so it wouldn't interfere with the helm. The rider reached up and freed it, letting it hang down her front. Jon's breath caught in his throat, and before he knew it, his legs were taking him forwards.
He got closer, close enough to properly see the woman's face. In truth, she was just barely a woman. If anything, they were of the same age, or would have been if he had existed in the year the magic had brought them to. She began taking off her greaves and gauntlets, and putting them into two large saddle bags.
What he saw froze him, as sure as a winter blizzard, his forward movement coming to a sliding halt at once. The sigil upon the front of the round shield was a weirwood… with a laughing red smile. Gods, is my mother from the Canadians' world?
"Lady Lyanna…" said a voice, wistful and full of feeling.
Not sure who had spoken, Jon turned and found Lord Reed standing by him, looking up at the rider. His heart felt like leaping from his chest, hurting. She can't be.
The woman turned. Grey eyes, and a face so much like Arya's that it was almost a cast copy, turned outwards towards the lake.
Val arrived on the heels of the crannogman. "Lyanna?"
"My father's sister…" Jon answered, just barely able to squeeze the words out of his throat, "But that's impossible… she cannot be my mother!"
Lord Reed took him gently by both shoulders. "She is your mother. Lord Eddard is not your father, but your uncle. I know this, as I was there when you were born."
Jon shook himself free, stepping clear of both his wife and the crannogman. The world seemed to spin, and he staggered, trying to find his balance. He looked to the Child for answers, and found only a golden-green stare that seemed to confirm everything. He looked up at Lyanna Stark, dead almost sixteen years… as long as he had been alive.
He fell to his knees. Gods…
More hooves sounded from the distance. A small party of riders hove into view, and two white cloaks of the Kingsguard led the way. They were mounted atop large southern destriers, and the gold tincture of their armour glinted in the sunlight. Behind them was a man in black, as handsome as can be, with silver hair flowing out behind him and a ruby-encrusted sword at his side. As the party drew closer, the three headed dragon upon their breasts revealed itself.
Rhaegar Targaryen? Jon thought, hatred burning the back of his throat, But it's too early.
Lyanna Stark drew her sword without hesitation, causing the Kingsguard to do the same. They split to either side, to charge the young woman from either side. Jon watched from the dirt of the shore, enraptured by the scene.
"Who is that?" Val asked.
"Prince Rhaegar Targaryen," Lord Reed answered, "The king's son."
His brow raised, Rhaegar rode ahead of his guards and waved them down. Instead of attacking, the Prince rode to Lyanna Stark at a light canter, never fearing her blade for a second. Jon was kneeling almost between them.
"The king sent you," Lyanna Stark stated.
The Prince made a face like he had just bit into a lemon. "He has."
She pointed her sword at him. "What shall you do?"
Rhaegar's purple eyes laughed. His Kingsguards rushed to his side once more, and he once more gestured for them to calm themselves. "You cried at my song," he noted, "And yet you go to the tilts to avenge the honour of your father's bannerman."
"To remind the so-called good lords and knights of this land," Lyanna corrected, "That honour is something to be taught to their squires."
"And with such a voice too," Rhaegar continued, "Who did you pretend to be, when you boomed out your declaration of honour?"
Lyanna's chin raised. "No one."
The Prince's head tilted at that. "It perhaps would have been better to leave declarations to someone else," Rhaegar continued, "My father is greatly wroth with you."
"And you care not," Lyanna said, "I hear the whispers."
"Here is here, is he not?" said one of the Kingsguard.
Lyanna kept her sword up.
Rhaegar frowned, and glanced back towards Harrenhal. "What you did may get you imprisoned or killed," he said, "My father's madness has convinced him that your laughing tree was a mockery of him."
Lyanna was resolved. "What does it matter?" she said, tone bitter, "I am betrothed to a man who will give me no true regard. The days where I am free to do as I wish will end. I will not hesitate to use every last moment to defend my father's bannermen."
The Prince turned his head and looked directly at Jon. Heart pummelling his ribs, Jon stood up in a scramble. He can see me! His mind shouted. But the purple eyes seemed to look through him, over the water of the God's Eye.
To the Isle of Faces.
It lasted only a few heartbeats, though they were some of the hardest Jon had ever known.
"It matters because a life such as yours should not be snuffed out," Rhaegar replied with absolute certainty. He threw his reins to the Kingsguard to his right, and dismounted. Lyanna watched as he walked up, heedless of her weapon, and offered his hand to help her down. She did not take it.
"We must hide your armour if you are to live," he said, "Allow me to help."
Lyanna did not move. Nor did her sword.
"We are not the only search party looking for you," the Prince added, "Men more like to hand you over to His Grace, the King."
A scan of the surroundings later, she had sheathed her blade and taken his hand with new-found haste. His fingers began undoing the straps holding the plate armour to her body; something she could not have done by herself anyway.
Lyanna watched him do it. "What do you mean 'a life such as yours'," she asked.
The Prince paused, and looked up to the sky for a moment. "In your first tournament, you beat three squires who had all won victories in the tilts. You did so in disguise. You risked your life two times over to do the right thing. Such a thing is as rare as dragons. The Gods have blessed you."
Lyanna cocked an eyebrow. "Your Seven like it not. Are you not going to tell me such behaviour is unladylike?"
"It is, but better to have one's honour. And you were most ladylike when I found you crying at my song, my lady."
"Should you be looking to my safety?" Lyanna said, "What would your wife think?"
The Prince's fingers froze, but only for a breath's span. "Though she is pleasant and kind, I love her not. I fear I will kill her."
You have not answered the question, Jon half-snarled to himself.
He peeled away the breastplate, and Lyanna backed away from him. "You will kill her?!"
"She is not strong of body," Rhaegar said, lifting the plate aside, "She was bedridden for half a year after the birth of our daughter. As my consort, it is expected she will bear more children. Expected by my father most of all. She is as trapped as I am."
The removal and storage of the armour was finished in complete silence after that, and Rhaegar helped Lyanna back onto her horse before remounting his own.
"Your noble actions must not go unrewarded, my lady," he said, "I will see to that." With that, he reached up into the tree and retrieved the Laughing Tree shield, wheeling his horse to leave.
As the Prince moved to leave, Jon saw his mother's face burn a bright red, and the flash of white from the sword of one of the Kingsguard. Arthur Dayne, he fumed, Not even he could have stopped Father had he seen this scene…
But who Jon meant by Father was Eddard Stark. And roiling up from his stomach, the realisation swept him away, his mother's blushing and Prince Rhaegar's promise to reward her as clear evidence as was possible to see. Jon wobbled again, this time caught by Val. She put her hand up against his forehead, trying to determine if he had a fever.
I'm in a fever dream, I must be. "I'm his bastard, aren't I?" he asked Lord Reed, rasping, "I'm what came from his crime."
Lord Reed shook his head. "You came from him, that is certain," came the reply, "Whether or not you are a bastard is a matter of dispute, though many would say so."
Of course I am. "What dispute?!"
"Your mother loved Rhaegar, at first," the crannogman explained, as Lyanna's shade rode off in her own direction once more, "The naive love of a young girl. A dreaming child who thought she was invincible. Who thought she was doing right. Right for the realm, right for Rhaegar's wife Elia… Right for herself in being freed from Robert Baratheon. Freed by the one force in the land that could dare stand up to him and her father; the royal house."
The crannogman leaned hard on his trident spear, his eyes welling up with tears. "Perhaps Rhaegar believed he loved her too, but he loved prophesy more. He lied to woo her. The High Septon of that time was an ally of his, and defiance could not bring anything but ruin to the man. The Faith of the Seven is fickle, more human than that of the North. What its head man says is the voice of their gods, by law. It was how the Targaryens were allowed to marry brother to sister for so long, after all. So Rhaegar married Lyanna at Summerhall in secret. His second marriage. He claimed the same right as the Conqueror."
Trumpets sounded vaguely in the distance. Lord Reed winced. He remembers the moment, Jon realised.
"But there's no way the lords would accept that," Jon said, "Not without dragons to back it."
"You can win a kingdom without dragons," the crannogman answered, "Victory might allow many things, and he couldn't imagine that his house would fall. He was bringing about prophesy, after all. Even if the marriage would not have been accepted, he would have legitimised you when he came into his crown. He sought three children, three dragons. Regardless, Rhaegar's obsession doomed her. And a great many others."
Jon shook his head violently. "Prophesy? I don't believe you. Why would my father keep this a secret? Why would the honourable Eddard Stark do this!"
"Your father, the man who raised you, watched King Robert declare himself pleased that the Mountain and Ser Amory had killed Rhaegar's children by Elia. He could not take the chance Robert would demand the same fate for you. He promised your mother to keep you safe, and made me promise to keep the secret."
The ground seemed to shake under him. "What does this mean?" Jon asked, "I am a Targaryen?"
"You are that which you want to be," the Child said. Its long silence made the declaration seem thunderous. "Whether you remain Jon Snow, Jon of House Stark, or Aemon of House Targaryen will depend entirely on your actions and decisions. Do not try to fulfill prophesy, it will attend to itself. We told your father this, when he visited the Isle."
Jon's heart seemed to calm of its own accord. The numbness in his limbs that he had not even noticed began to creep away. Is this magic? His thoughts recollected.
"Aemon?"
"Your mother's revenge on Rhaegar," Lord Reed said, "She named you for the prince that gave up the throne to pursue his own path."
Jon snorted and shook his head. Maester Aemon had always been kind to him. Now he felt like he owed the man a debt he could never repay, though it was impossible that the old man knew he had been advising his own kin. "I served with the man I was named for at the Wall," he half-chuckled, "Did Lady Stark know all along?" Did she inflict her petty cruelties on me for my true father's blood, rather than the stain of bastardy?
"I believe not," said the crannogman.
Of course not. Jon's chuckled turned into an outright laugh. "All these years, she's treated me like a bastard. A threat to her own children. But by rights, I'm the King of Westeros!"
Such an absurdity was beyond belief.
"Your grandfather's acts say otherwise," Lord Reed countered, "Though I am sure there are some who plot a restoration, for their own ends. I doubt they know of you, though only the gods know who visited Lady Lyanna before we found her in Dorne."
Val frowned. "Kneeler customs," she complained, "A man's deeds and words make him a king. And unmake him. If men are displeased with their king, they should fight."
Jon laughed, genuinely pleased to hear she wasn't changed by the revelation one inch. The more she speaks of Free Folk ways of politics, the more they make sense. He cupped her face, kissed her on each cheek and once on the lips. "It matters not," he said, wiping his eyes, "I cannot prove it."
"But your father can," Lord Reed said, "Rhaegar's copy of the marriage documents are in his possession, hidden in his solar at Winterfell. Assurance should the new dynasty collapse and the dragons return. Your Uncle Viserys and Aunt Daenerys escaped, after all. Perhaps that was true prophesy, King Joffrey certainly gives no reason to believe his line will last."
Jon's mind was too fatigued to consider the matter. He wanted to be gone from this sorcerous illusion, he wanted to be gone from his false life.
"It matters not," he repeated, "You were right, Lord Reed. I should have heeded your advice. I should have waited for Father… for my uncle, to tell me the truth. Or returned here if we were unsuccessful at bringing him home. I cannot unlearn what I have learned."
Chapter 51: The Isle of Faces
Chapter Text
The booms of chopping axes and the rustling of falling trees was surprisingly soothing, sending tingles down the back of the head and neck. Slowly but surely, the half-naked members of the Laughing Tree and some of their prisoners cleared the path from shore to the weirwoods, turning the barely navigable dirt trail into something approaching a road.
Morale was high in the Free Folk ranks, particularly when the similarly half-stripped O'Neill and Zheng showed up, male and female heads turning. Particularly Zheng, as she had taken to teasing the poor guys before threatening mockingly to riddle them with bullets. The men laughed it off as a joke, albeit one they knew she would execute in a heartbeat if they got touchy-feely.
Even Lord Tyrion, having volunteered for work to get out of the muddy pit the prisoners were being kept in, was in a jolly mood, though his fellow Lords and Sers who had also volunteered remained surly under Ryk's watch. The little man was swinging his woodaxe with no small amount of zeal, chopping away happily.
With the mood so good and work proceeding apace, Michael took the opportunity to sit down on a small stump nearby the front of the work and just watch for a while. Sweating through his shirt, he crunched into a fresh apple and chewed, listening to the idle chat of his little squad.
"Any sign of them?" O'Neill asked, trying to be quiet but not quite succeeding.
"Not a glimpse," Zheng replied.
"We're cutting down their forest," Sayer began.
"Only part of it," Zheng objected.
"Part of it is enough," Sayer continued, "They seem like they'd object to that."
The Sergeant grunted in agreement. "Yeah, they do give off the impression of being hippie gobshites," he said, "At least, until you get to the whole blood sacrifice thing."
Sayer growled curses and spat.
Michael had to suppress a snort. He's too young to sound manly when cursing. "Wonder if the Mexica, Maya and Incas got their sacrifice ideas from the Children of the Forest," he said.
"Meh-she-cah?" asked O'Neill, sounding out the syllables a little incorrectly.
"The Aztecs," Zheng answered.
O'Neill blew out a breath. "Ah, I doubt it. Human sacrifice was all over the place. That's one advantage of Christianity anyway, Jesus was the last guy who needed to be sacrificed."
Michael didn't comment on that perspective. He just bit into his apple again, carving off almost a quarter of it. These things are smaller here, he noted to himself, Maybe the best aid we could give Westeros is better seed stock. Not advice on human sacrifice.
"Okay," Sayer said dismissively, "But where the hell are the Children?"
Michael pulled an errant seed out of his mouth and threw it to the ground. "Doesn't matter. If they had a problem with this, that bodysnatcher guy would be up in my face right now, riding around the elk-rider like the elk-rider rides his elk."
"There's a tongue-twister," Zheng said flatly, "Not afraid a fireball's going to fly out of the woods and burn us."
"No," Michael said honestly, "These guys are living with the descendants of people that almost wiped them out, and they can relive the past whenever they want. That pain is probably still fresh. So, they're like the hyper-progressive types back home. Peace and justice and all that good stuff. They might want some kind of revenge for what happened eight thousand years ago, but if they were going to do something aggressive, they would have done it already."
"Doesn't mean they aren't plotting something," Zheng said.
"They are," Michael agreed, "Almost certainly. But that's what five-five-six is for, eh?"
Zheng let out a laugh and nodded rapidly.
A comfortable silence fell over the group for a while, as they oversaw the logs and branches being dragged back to a point where the carts were waiting. The prisoner section was working hard nearby to widen the section properly, reducing stumps to ground level. Lord Tyrion was perhaps uniquely well built for that task, Micheal noted, and he seemed to put a lot of rage into his swipes.
"Sir," O'Neill said out of nowhere, and nodded down the road.
Jon and Val were making their way up towards them, led by the white direwolf. They weren't quite dressed down as much as everyone else, but there wasn't a strip of fur in their wardrobe either. The wolf's tongue lolled to its full length, the heat not agreeing with the fur coat it couldn't shed. What's going on now?
Michael stood up and bit into his apple again, which seemed to get the wolf's attention. It padded up, nose sniffing wildly. Its dark red eyes flickered between looking at the apple and meeting Michael's own gaze. "Thought you only ate meat?" he joked at it.
The wolf looked at the apple again.
"Go on then," Michael conceded, throwing the apple lightly at Ghost. The wolf happily snapped it up mid-air, crunching away and letting the juices leak out of its jowls.
"He eats anything," Val said, "He even keeps trying to drink my ale."
"Which is why he grows so quickly," Jon added flatly.
Michael looked up to greet the happy couple, but found his mouth unable to move. The sight before him was shocking.
Jon Stark looked like half a dead man. Though he stood with all the pride a Westerosi lord could muster, back bolt straight, but his skin was paler than usual and his eyes were ringed with dark circles. Jesus, has he slept at all?
"Lord Stark," Michael forced himself to speak, "Princess Val."
"Lord Duquesne," Jon said in reply with a tired smile, "We were just wondering if you had heard from the Children of the Forest yet?"
Michael shook his head. "Haven't seen them all day," he said, "Or their people."
Jon and Val exchanged glances.
"Have you looked to the trees, to see if their animals spy on you?" Val asked.
"No," O'Neill answered, "Why?"
What the hell are they here to say? Michael wondered.
Jon shifted uncomfortably. "I came to warn you," he said, "Against relying on their magic. What they offer is not what it seems…"
Michael clicked his tongue. This wasn't news to him. "Yeah, I do wonder if they'll dump us in the middle of the Arctic or somewhere in the Sahara," he said, before correcting himself, "Somewhere very cold or very hot. That's why I'm cutting a path for the crawler." He gestured down the hill and then over his shoulder, indicating the road with two fingers.
"Don't dismiss his warning," Val said firmly, "You know nothing, Michael Duquesne."
"I like to think I know something," Michael replied.
Val opened her mouth to get the last word, but a screech rang out. Michael took his rifle in hand and skirted around the couple. He found Lord Tyrion pulling an axe out of the foot of a young Free Folk man, and his fellow lords and knights brawling with their guards. The young guy had been bringing the prisoner work detachment skins of water.
Tyrion Lannister gave a single glance to the Canadian party, and must have seen that Michael had already rounded the obstacles in the firing line. He gave a shout and waved to the trees, and together, the prisoners bolted into the forest. The guards were too busy helping the wounded, particularly the young man that caught the axe to the foot.
Son of a bitch, Michael thought, So much for the parole of a noble. In truth, it was the perfect time to try to escape. No warged human beings around, plenty of trees to hide behind if you made it far enough, and the Laughing Tree were strung out over a large area.
"Sayer, shoot the little guy."
The Private hmm'd, unsure as he moved around to see.
"Don't kill him, just immobilise him," Michael clarified, "They won't abandon him." He's the heir of their kingdom, after all. Or so he says.
Sayer levelled his rifle and aimed. The lower branches of the trees had already been stripped for kindling, so target concealment was barely a factor. And Tyrion Lannister could not run quickly.
The shot came soon and struck home. A terrible groan came from the forest, followed by arguing shouts. They're debating leaving him.
"Bullseye!" Zheng laughed, "You shot him in the ass! Serves him fucking right. Should do the same to the whole batch."
Sayer shrugged and grinned, looking happy for the first time since the Bloody Ford.
Michael couldn't see where Lord Tyrion caught the bullet, but the Corporal was at a higher elevation than he was. "O'Neill, Sayer, go retrieve our prisoners and bring the little guy to the maester," he commanded, "Zheng, go see to the guy with the bloodied foot and bring him to the maester too. Make sure they do the right thing with the wound."
The Sergeant and Private immediately took to their heels, sprinting off to catch the escapees. Knots of Free Folk broke off from their tree clearing to follow, a little too eagerly perhaps. Zheng stayed behind, brow creased deeply in a fierce scowl. "Why am I tending the wounded, sir?" she asked.
Because you'll do something to the prisoners to make sure they don't do this again. They're rapists and rape-enablers. "Young guy needs help," Michael replied in English, "We're almost home free here, I don't need reports going to the brass from our allies that we didn't take care of them."
"And you think a pair of tits will help," Zheng asked, though it was not a question. It was an objection.
It wasn't the first reason why Michael wanted to send her, but she made a good point. Evidently that showed on his face.
Zheng sighed. "Fine, I'll go hold his hand, sir. I know him a little, actually. And you're right."
Right about the tits? "I promise if anyone needs killing, I'll call on you first," Michael joked.
"I'll hold you to that, sir," Zheng replied, turning and waving over her shoulder.
Michael turned back to Jon and Val.
"See, I do know something," he said, switching to Common, "I know how best to cripple an escape attempt by nobles in a highly stratified society." He pointing his hand out at the forest, as Tyrion Lannister was being hauled out by his own subordinates, grasped under both arms.
Val rolled her eyes. "If you insist."
"I do," Michael replied, before looking to Jon, "And I insist you go get some sleep, Jon Stark. Now." Before you keel over and cause a diplomatic incident.
Jon sulked, refusing to meet Michael's gaze. "I am well, Lord Duquesne, worry not."
The teenage petulance was particularly irritating in light of the fact the young man absolutely was not well.
Michael loomed over the young man.
"You will go back to your tent, make love to your beautiful wife, and go to sleep," he commanded, "This is not a request. This is an order. By the agreement I made with Lord-Commander Mormont and the treaty we made with your brother, you follow my orders. And that you don't get that is proof that you are not 'well', Lord Stark. Now go do what I said or I'll throw you in the pit with that little shit." Michael pointed with his rifle off towards Tyrion.
Jon's spine seemed to straighten further, if that were possible. "Yes, Lord Duquesne," he said, almost robotic. He turned on his heel and walked off.
Val stayed for a moment. "Thank you," she said quietly, "He wouldn't listen to me."
I bet you tried the dagger. "Almost makes me curious about what he saw," Michael warned, before moving to a lighter tone of voice, "Tire him out and put him down for twelve hours at least."
Val made a face, like she hadn't heard those words before but got the idea.
With both duties to subordinates complete, Michael went and sat back down on the stump, hoping that was the last of the day's surprises.
Cloud cover came in the evening, trapping the day's heat and humidity. By midnight, the temperature still hadn't dropped below twenty, and it felt far warmer than that. The campfires were kept low, existing only to provide light. Still, with no moonlight, the dark was near absolute. The Laughing Tree camped where the road met the weirwood groves, gathered in a great circle around the crawler.
Michael and the others sat on top of it, with the additions of Ygritte and Ryk. The pair looking positively indecent, though Ygritte was in no mood to indulge in the implications of that. 'Air's too sticky' she had blanched when Michael had made the suggestion during a quiet hour near sunset.
Thunder and lightning are coming, he decided, We might need better shelter. The Free Folk teepee-like summer tents didn't look up to the task of handling a real storm.
"Would it just fuckin' rain," O'Neill complained, drinking from his water flask.
"Would the Children of Oz just open the fucking door home," Zheng complained back, "I know they said it would take a few days, but I'm sick of this shit."
"It's too hot," Ryk complained, "Gods I never thought I would say that."
"I can't sleep," Ygritte agreed, "I can't breathe."
Oh, you have no idea. Michael put a hand on each of their shoulders. "This isn't even close to how hot it can get," he said. They both recoiled in horror, and looked to O'Neill for confirmation.
The Sergeant nodded. "There are some dry places that are so hot that most plants can't grow and few animals can live, and wet places so hot that plants grow and consume all the space in an area. On our world at least."
"Our world too," said a new voice, "You could be describing Dorne and the jungles of the Summer Isles." It was Maester Carden, with Jon and Val in tow. Michael looked around and found no sign of Ghost anywhere. Must be off hunting, he decided.
Every Canadian on top of the crawler gave weak waves of greeting, too tired and annoyed by the heat to do much else. "How are our wounded?" Michael asked the maester.
"Well as can be," Carden replied, "The boy has lost the smallest toe on his right foot. He must be careful of infections, but will walk again. The dwarf had his buttocks torn horizontally..."
Zheng and Sayer snickered, to O'Neill and Carden's disapproval.
"He required stitching and cannot sit straight," the maester replied, "He's at greater threat of infection, particularly as I do not have mixtures to prevent it. Irony is that his father took my supply with him when he retreated."
Michael frowned. "I'd prefer if he didn't die. He's the highest ranked prisoner we have."
Carden nodded. "I know. I have already instructed him to keep the wound out in the air, and not to sit or lay in the dir…"
"Wait," Zheng said all of a sudden, "You mean to say he's been told he has to keep his ass bare or he'll die?"
Carden glared like a schoolteacher, knowing where the question was going. "Yes," he confirmed.
Zheng and Sayer howled with laughter, the Corporal slapping her thigh. That set off everyone in earshot. Michael couldn't help but grin at the very least. Even Jon was chuckling under his breath. Only the Maester remained aloof from the amusement.
Zheng is right. Mostly. "Then no more punishment for it is required," Michael declared, "We'll have to keep him out of his pit, but that's no privilege in his condition."
The maester's half-lidded, pursed lip expression told the tale of his exasperation. "Quite," Carden said, "I shall go get some rest, it was a long day."
Michael and the others wished him a good night, and he left. That left Jon and Val.
"Get a good rest?" Michael asked Jon. It was hard to tell in the dark, but the guy looked better. The dark rings were gone at least.
Jon shifted his weight. "Yes," he said, "I cannot say I have settled entirely. But you were right to command me so. I thank you." Michael turned to Val and gave her a small nod of thanks. She waved it off.
A new arrival soon stepped into the orange light of the nearest campfire, tall and heavily cloaked like the heat was nothing. It was the elk-rider, Arrel, his antler-crested helm cradled under one arm. And from his gait, Michael could tell it was the Child in control of the man, not the human being. Sayer moved in place, making it easier for him to bring up his rifle and crack off a shot if something went wrong.
"We have found the means to send you home," Arrel declared, "We received unexpected help in discovering the necessary memories."
Maybe our luck really is changing. "You're here early," Michael agreed, "I thought we'd have a few more days."
"About time," Zheng muttered under her breath.
The elk-rider stood and looked up, saying nothing. He seemed to be examining each of them, each Canadian in turn. Michael was last, and the man seemed to be trying to look into his soul. Damn annoying.
"Well?" Michael asked, "When can we return home?"
Arrel bent down and placed his helmet on the ground. Next, he took off his cloak, and both the sword and a chainmail shirt that had been hiding under it. They were put onto the ground too. Lastly, he dropped a dagger from his boot, and stood up straight again.
Ygritte slid off the top of the roof and wandered over to the pile of things, picking up the sword. "Why'd you drop your blades?" she asked, "Are these gifts?" She pointed the sword at him, though without much intent to harm him. He paid it no mind.
They're not gifts, Michael thought with absolute certainty. But he didn't know what the weapons and armour had been shed from the man either.
Arrel responded at last. "You will return when you decide which of you will be the sacrifice."
Michael stilled, the rest of the world feeling like it was falling away in exactly the same way as the magic vision at the ritual site. He blinked away the disorientation as quickly as he could. "But the sacrifice already happened," he said, "We saw it."
"You saw a sacrifice," Arrel said, "To bridge the worlds and allow creatures with souls to pass from one to the other requires a death every time. Your travel to our world was paid with the blood of one of our fallen cousins. Its power never faded, merely remaining dormant. As has the power of all the others. But no such pool of sacrifice from your people exists here."
He's lying, Michael decided, his mind searching for the why, What
Zheng laid back onto the roof, hands on her face. "Fuck," she said, "Fuck, fuck, fuuuuck."
"If you say I told you so, I'll kill you," O'Neill sighed at her, mouth working like he was chewing on something. He doesn't know what to do.
Zheng shook her head rapidly, her hands trying but failing to cover up tears. She didn't make a sound, keeping her grief as quiet as possible. Even in sorrow, she was afraid of looking weak.
Michael wanted to put an arm around her and say he was sorry. She didn't need to tell him 'told you so'. He already knew. He had ordered her to shut up about it. And now he felt like an evil prick for doing that.
Sayer knelt on the roof and raised his rifle at Arrel. "You knew!" he declared, "You knew all along!"
Michael grimaced. It can't be…
"What do you mean he knew?" O'Neill asked, "Put that rifle down, Private."
"He knew it would need a sacrifice!" Sayer said, "This is their revenge. He wants blood for blood. They were never going to let us go without killing at least one of us. And I bet I know which one of us he wants."
Fucking hell, Michael thought, He's right.
Zheng bolted upright, her eyes almost glowing red from her despair and anger. She gathered up her rifle and aimed it at Arrel too. "Over my dead fucking body," she snarled.
"Yeah, fuck that noise," O'Neill agreed. The Sergeant cocked his pistol and aimed it down at Arrel.
The declaration sent half the camp in the firing line scampering away, clearing out before hot lead began sailing through the air. They had all seen what had happened at the Wall and Castle Black and the Bloody Ford. Ygritte stepped back rapidly like a dog was about to jump her.
In a flurry of action, Jon grabbed Val's hand and pulled her out of the area entirely, disappearing towards their own tent, well out of the way.
Throughout the chaos, Arrel's eyes never stopped looking at Michael. The longer it went on, the more anger bubbled up in him like acid. Don't look at me, you walked yourself into this. Now you can choose the grave or a swift explanation. "Best answer them," he said in answer to the stare, "It looks like military discipline is breaking down."
"That shit's a shipwreck now," Zheng stated, "ANSWER!"
Arrel responded, about a half-second before the Corporal would have hosed him down with thirty rounds rapid-fire. "We did not know. We knew it was one way, but we thought that perhaps the power locked at the Spiral on your world could be tapped from here. We were wrong. In trying to return to this world, even our cousins had to sacrifice some of their number."
"You're lying," Sayer said, "This is revenge."
"I shall admit that spilling your blood would sate our hatred for your people," Arrel said, "I shall admit also that we allowed you on the island in the hope you would make that choice. But we are no fools. We have seen you fight. We cannot force you to do a thing you do not wish to do. The choice is yours."
Michael grit his teeth so hard, it hurt. If it's a lie, it's a good one. "So bottom line, whether or not you need a sacrifice, we aren't going home without one."
Arrel smiled widely. "You are wise."
You smug son of a gun…
It nearly killed him to do it, but Michael gave the order. "Lower your weapons."
That his order was obeyed was a testament to just how far everyone had come in Michael's mind. He had been the new officer of the platoon when they had arrived. Now they were following commands he wasn't even sure he would have followed in their place.
Michael got them away from the main camp as soon as possible. The discussion to be had wasn't for anyone else. He chose a spot a little way down the road, away from the weirwoods, and ordered the building of a new campfire.
The task of gathering firewood and getting the flames licking and spitting embers was a good distraction. It was a little too large in the end for comfort in the night's heat, but that did no harm.
By the time it was done, each of their faces was painted orange by the light.
Zheng was sitting, her hands on her bare knees, staring at the flames. Her eyes were clear now, and in the near-dark, the orbs looked almost entirely black. Sayer stood opposite, biting his tongue, which meant he wanted to say something. O'Neill was pacing in a circle around the fire, just thinking.
They're still processing… but we don't have time. "Sayer," Michael began, "What's on your mind?"
The Private nodded. "We stay."
Michael paused. Has he got a plan? "We stay?"
"We stay here," Sayer insisted, pointing at the ground.
O'Neill stopped his pacing for a moment. "The Isle of Faces?"
Sayer reacted like he'd been slapped. Of course he doesn't want to stay with the Children of the Forest. "No," he shook his head, "In Westeros. On Westeros. Whatever."
The Sergeant looked up at the sky and resumed his pacing.
"Look, the way I see it, never mind the whole sacrifice thing," Sayer pressed on, "I don't want one of you to die just so I can go home. You guys are… I don't know, like family now. Only person I've spent this much time with ever was my mom and my cousin."
O'Neill stopped again beside Michael, cocking his head. "Private, we ordered you into battle to go home, and went into battle ourselves to go home," he said, before pointing repeatedly at the ground, "The only reasons we are all standing here is good luck, pure fuckin' skill and not being afraid of sacrifice."
There's a difference, Michael thought.
Sayer was unperturbed. "You volunteering, Sergeant?"
O'Neill mumbled curses and once more began walking in a circle.
Of course you're not volunteering, Michael thought, You have children, and you're just one death away from seeing them again.
"Not all of us made it," Zheng reminded everyone, "Arran and Singh didn't. A bunch of guys who followed us didn't."
Michael shuddered, remembering Arran and Singh's half-burned corpses climbing off the pyre, taken by the magic of the Others. How long as it been since I thought about that sight of Hell? "True," he said, "We should think about the idea of staying seriously. I can think of a few advantages."
"Other than not getting sacrificed," O'Neill muttered loudly.
Michael began scratching his chin, putting together what he could of a case to not bother with magic portals. It wasn't his first choice. "Yeah, other than that. We have enough ammunition to affect the war here. To say nothing of the warriors and skinchangers following us. That's something we can take to the bank, if we want to."
"Plus it'll really give the finger to the fucking evil leprechaun assholes," Sayer added, "I'm all for that."
O'Neill shook his head. "We'll be rewarded, but we'd have to integrate," he said, "That means putting up with all their lordly shit forever more. Kneeling, if I may borrow the phrase from our new friends. I have to say that offends my republican and Fenian bastard sensibilities mightily."
Duquesne smirked back at him. The man's objections weren't bad, but his reasoning was bullshit. You want to see your kids again, admit it. "Some Fenian you are, taking an oath of allegiance to Queen Elizabeth."
O'Neill shrugged. "The Queen doesn't live in Canada," he said, lightening up an inch for a moment.
"Touché," Michael said, rolling his eyes.
The Corporal threw a rock into the fire, sending the wood crackling and smoking more than before. "I'll have to be married off," Zheng stated, "Let's just say that won't end well." There's an understatement.
"We all would, probably," Sayer conceded, "Can't say Iola or Grette… or Ygritte would be happy about that."
Ygritte will fight my bride at the wedding reception, Michael thought, Then me.
"We can work something out," he replied, "We hold the cards still, even if we played some of them to get here. There's only four of us. We can find some quiet place in the world and live our lives, if we want to. Or we could go around like rock stars, making money hand over fist with our knowledge from another world. I'd say political marriage might be something we can get out of either way."
"Forgetting something?" Zheng said, "You know, the evil ice zombies and their even more evil masters?"
How could I forget? "That's a war we're even better equipped to fight," Michael answered, before his mind caught up, "But then again, if we fight to settle the war between the humans here, we might not have enough bullets for the demons…"
"Shit," O'Neill sighed.
My thoughts exactly, Michael said to himself.
The Private bounced on his heels, brow waggling with contemplation. "We could leave," Sayer said, "I've been reading about Braavos in the books we got. Place is a democracy, guys. If you're rich enough anyway, but it's a centre of trade, so we could be. We can grab a boat there at Maidenpool or Saltpans."
"We know absolutely no one in Braavos," O'Neill objected, "And it doesn't matter what world you're in, it's who you know. We'll be attacked for our crawler, guns and boots before the month is out. Why?"
"Because we don't know anyone," Sayer said, concluding the thought, "I still think it's better than getting stuck in two wars."
O'Neill couldn't really argue with that part, and neither could Michael. But there were other problems with the plan.
Michael grimaced. "Maidenpool isn't likely to be friendly after we told the heir to the place to eat crow," he thought aloud, "And I don't think the sea will keep the ice zombies away forever. Not that it would matter, if it's a Long Night, then crops aren't going to grow anyway."
"We can come back when the zombie thing becomes a real threat again," Sayer said haltingly.
"Winter sailing in tiny fuckin' wooden ships," O'Neill mocked, "Hope you don't get sea sick. And that you're immune to hypothermia." The Private threw up his hands and finally shut up, half-throwing himself to the ground to sit beside Zheng.
Sorry kid, it wasn't half bad an idea, Michael said, But it isn't half-good either.
The Seven Kingdoms were out. Braavos was out. The rest of Essos didn't even need to be discussed for reasons of slavery on a scale that made the Romans, Portuguese and Arabs look like amateurs. Further afield was a big Here Be Dragons situation.
To Michael's mind, there was only one choice if staying was the only way. "We go live with the Free Folk," he suggested.
Even Zheng broke her fire-gazing to look up at that one. Good, I have your attention.
"The Free Folk are even worse than the kneelers," O'Neill said, "The amount of thieving I saw in the last few months…"
"We know them," Michael interrupted, "They know us. They respect us. Fear us."
His mind cooked up a storm of reasons now.
"They might do the wife stealing thing, but they also do not do the arranged marriages thing. We already have a loyal tribe on our side, and a king who owes his crown to us. We killed some Others, breached the Wall and subjugated the Night's Watch. We're friendly with the king's in-law, Lord Stark of the Moat. "
"Sorta," Sayer said, "I don't think he likes you much, Lieutenant."
He respects me, at least. "Whatever," Michael snorted, before continuing, "There's a lot of things we can teach them. Hell, we've already been teaching them. Their lands are isolated, too far for anyone but the Starks to come hunting for us. And they're far from the war between the humans."
"But on the frontline against the Others," Zheng said, "And not having arranged marriages is not a great trade off for the rape-as-first-date thing, sir. I can't and won't shut up about that."
She does have a point, said Michael's mind to itself, Maybe we should do something about that. "The Others are a problem that we're going to need to deal with," he thought aloud, "And we have a lot of advantages against them to be honest. But for us to change Free Folk society… we'd need to overthrow Mance for a start."
"Not good," O'Neill said, "Man doesn't deserve it, for starters."
"No, he doesn't," Michael agreed, "But he's the one with the crown up there. We'd need the same if we'd be making changes. And if we did it, the Free Folk was shatter into a dozen factions."
The Sergeant nodded. "Like I said, staying is not an option."
"Only way I'm staying is if we find a fucking LOAD of guns," Zheng insisted loudly, "It's the only thing these barbarians respect. Even the nice ones wouldn't be half so nice if we weren't armed to the teeth."
Michael cringed. That sort of talk had bad precedents… even if it was a true statement in the circumstances.
"Despised are the meek," O'Neill agreed, "Not blessed."
Michael waved a buzzing insect out of his face. "Let's not get biblical on this," he argued, "We need to break this impasse. Staying has future problems we can deal with. Going has one big problem we can't avoid."
"We have to go for another reason," Zheng said, "We should warn Earth of what we found here. Isn't that what you were always saying, sir?"
"I did," Michael admitted, "But the idea of a blood sacrifice to get it done…"
"We killed thousands a few days ago, sir," Zheng complained.
"They were our enemies," Michael said, "I'd kill a million of them if I had to." Maybe that was too honest. No one noticed.
Zheng stood up, opening and closing her hands. "I volunteer," she declared quietly, "We have to get back."
Michael exchanged a look with O'Neill.
"Very funny, Corporal," the Sergeant growled.
"I'm not joking."
"Good, because I'm not laughing. You volunteering would mean there wouldn't be any 'we' getting back, it would be you dead and us going back. And you'll let yourself be killed over my dead body."
"You can't watch me forever."
"I'll take that bet."
Zheng rubbed her face in frustration. "Look, we need to warn Earth about the Others. They're all magic and crap, they might be able to open the door home. Just because the leprechaun people can't do it doesn't mean the demons have the same performance problems."
Michael knew exactly how that would go. "At which point the government triggers NATO's Article Five. the combined might of Western civilisation descends on the North West Territories then curbstomps the Others into icemelt and corpse dust."
"Wouldn't that be a sight," O'Neill added.
"Doesn't matter," Zheng said, "It's not the zombies we need to worry about. It's the Long Night. You said it yourself. Crops won't grow."
Michael wanted to slap himself. How did I miss something that obvious? "And we have way more mouths to feed, living in places that you can't really grow food anyway… depending on logistics chains that can be disrupted by bad weather." Billions could die.
The Corporal nodded. "Exactly."
"Hold your horses," O'Neill said, "Remember what the vision quest arsehole said. The Children of the Forest couldn't bring enough magic to Earth to do shit. It isn't a natural thing. No magic, no magic beings. The ice demons go to Earth, they'd just die. Puppets with no strings."
"You're assuming they're just as good as the Children at magic," Zheng said, "I'd say they're better, if they're turning day into night for years on end. If the leprechauns were packing that sort of magic firepower, the First Men wouldn't have stood a chance when they were invading this continent."
"Maybe they did," Sayer said, "Think I read something about them breaking the land bridge to Westeros with magic?"
"It doesn't matter," Zheng said, before she looked to Michael, "Lieutenant, you're the officer. You're the big-picture kinda guy. Is this a risk you're willing to take?"
Though he felt like his arm was being twisted, Michael considered it.
The information in the books about the Long Night was extensive, courtesy of their book collection coming from the Night's Watch. But it was very old. The First Men, a Bronze Age civilisation at best, managed to fight off the Others somehow. That's a reason for confidence. Whatever the First Men could do, Canada and its allies could do far faster.
But the risk was huge. The First Men were a subsistence society by all accounts, with very low population density. That was probably a big advantage against an enemy that can recruit your dead. Canada is more populous than the entirety of the continent of Westeros. A lot of mouths to feed when crops aren't growing, and a lot of potential enemy foot soldiers.
To say nothing of the rest of the world. Food reserves and the like wouldn't run out immediately, but they wouldn't last forever. And then, there'd be chaos. War. Death.
But Michael also saw the real reason Zheng was making the argument.
"You're not wrong, Corporal," he said, "But you're also not throwing your life away because of the pigs that live here. I'm the officer, I'm the one who gets to decide who the heroes are." Zheng just waited patiently. She knew someone had to be picked for the job, if her argument was accepted.
O'Neill did too. "Then who, sir?" His tone made it clear he'd not accept the job if it came his way.
"It might not come to that," Michael dodged, "We have asked the locals what it would take to return us. We haven't asked if there's a way to communicate yet. Maybe we can send the message without killing anyone."
"And if we can't?" Zheng asked.
Sweating now from more than the heat, Michael gulped down a lump in his throat. "Then I claim the privilege of every officer to die for his country." It sounded more corny than he had been hoping.
O'Neill snorted. "Give me a fuckin' break."
"You are all my subordinates, I have a duty in these kind of situations to protect you," Michael explained, "Besides, O'Neill… you have kids. Zheng is in the most danger here of heinous life-long agony, and she shouldn't need to die to escape. And Sayer… he's a kid."
"No, I'm not," Sayer said, quickly clarifying, "I'm not volunteering either, but I'm not a kid. I've killed White Walkers and men by the dozen!"
Michael, Zheng and O'Neill shared an absurd laugh. Sayer glared. What a thing to get worked up about at a time like this.
"Sayer, have you had sex with your spearwives yet?" Zheng asked flatly.
The Private's mouth opened to answer, but closed itself again. The process repeated twice more, the last instance including a finger being held up.
"Yeah, that's what I thought." O'Neill slapped Sayer on the back and told him to not worry about it.
Sayer hasn't been 'with' another person at all, Michael noted, One more reason for him to live.
"So you're the man, LT," Zheng declared.
"The sacrificial lamb," O'Neill chipped in sourly, "Are you sure, sir?"
Hell no.
"Feeling very biblical tonight, Sergeant, aren't you?" Michael said, the thought of Arrel standing over him with an obsidian knife made him shudder a little. "Not even slightly sure, I'm going to exhaust every other possibility first. But if it comes to it…"
Zheng breathed with something like relief. "Thank you, sir." O'Neill and Sayer nodded.
A flash of light had strobed brightly enough to turn night into day. Michael flinched away from it, putting his hand over his eyes. It didn't last long enough for that to help. The source had been somewhere to the south-west, like a brief moment of sunrise from the wrong direction.
"What the hell was that?!" O'Neill shouted.
"Explosion?" Zheng speculated, "In an acoustic shadow?" There had been no sound at all to it.
The camp was in immediate uproar, being closer to the light. In the distance, Michael could see the Laughing Tree arming themselves and beginning to move out towards the source. He raised his radio earpiece to listen, and heard Ygritte and Ryk on the comms channel, audibly barking orders to muster and move out.
"Doesn't matter," Michael shouted, "Move it!" He ran back towards camp regretting they hadn't used the crawler to get some privacy. The others followed close behind, their weapons ready.
Chapter 52: The Jaguar
Chapter Text
The infantry fighting vehicle's engine roared, the sound changing pitch every few seconds as it swung left and right sharply. The movement up, down and side-to-side was throwing everyone inside around like toys, the driver struggled with the controls.
Lucas found his head thrown back against the bulkhead, once and twice. His helmet protected his skull, but the angle was enough to shift it a little more, almost over his eyes. Caralho! "Hey, watch where you're driving!" he shouted forwards, "We're getting the shit knocked out of us!"
"There's fucking gnarly trees everywhere!" the answer came back.
"Shut it!" Sergeant MacDonald commanded, even as his head knocked against Private Williams' helmet.
Lucas obeyed. Normally it would have been the Sergeant asking the FNG driver to watch where they were going. If MacDonald wasn't complaining, then he was thinking about something else. What the hell is going on?
All of a sudden, the brakes screeched and every passenger of the vehicle slid in their seats towards the front.
"Dismount!" MacDonald shouted, opening the door beside him, "Move yourselves!" The section piled out of the LAV and followed the Sergeant forward of the vehicle.
Lucas followed, getting a glimpse of the platoon HQ and reserve section vehicles as they came to a halt among the trees. He almost slipped on the snow, but Taylor pushed him upright again just in time.
The section moved forward and spread out in front of a clearing, as did B section to the left. Lucas ordered Taylor onto a tree stump to set up the light machinegun, and put a grenade into the launcher under his own rifle's barrel. Everyone looked the same in their arctic camo, masks and helmets. Only their height, weapons and name tags distinguishing them. The near-anonymous line of soldiers settled down and waited.
"Okay, ladies, gentlemen, fellow gravel technicians," Lieutenant Jones announced over the comms, like she was calling a hockey game, "We've got some guests. Do not fire. Break out the Gustav."
Are there tanks out there we need bazookas for? Lucas thought idly, as MacDonald ordered another man back to fetch the bigger anti-tank weapon, If we're not going to fire, why bring out the fun tube?
The answer came a moment later; the sound of whirring helicopter blades in the distance. The huge clearing was the only piece of large and clear ground nearby that wasn't part of the base that had been built up around the Spiral. It had been used as a landing spot for logistics flights already.
When the aircraft finally came into view, Lucas found his palms itching like he had pins and needles. The machines were painted black against the deep-blue sky of the approaching evening, which was ominous enough. But their shape was more so; they were tilt-rotor Osprey helicopters. And there was only one group it could possibly be.
The Americans.
Lucas couldn't keep his mouth shut. "Sergeant," he said over the radio.
"Yes?" MacDonald grunted back.
"Is it just me or are those American helicopters coming towards us?"
Taylor shifted uncomfortably, his helmet turning this and that way with his head as yet more of the aircraft came into view.
A short pause. "I don't see any markings," the Sergeant replied, terse.
As if that means shit. Lucas knew further argument was pointless, and settled down on his knee. The dozen helicopters wasted no time at all, dropping their altitude and arriving over the clearing at tree-top height. The wash of the rotors sent freezing air gusting towards the platoon's defence line, forcing everyone to drop their goggles over their eyes.
The black aircraft touched down, and began releasing their passengers; light vehicles and platoons of infantry in dark colours. A full company of light infantry disembarked in mere minutes, and drew up in their own line opposite, well clear of their transports. The helicopters turned off their engines, the newcomers having no intention of leaving any time soon.
A screech from above announced the arrival of two Royal Canadian Air Force F18s, buzzing the landing zone. Escort? Lucas thought as he tracked the glow of their engines, Or just late to the party?
The guests were in the open and didn't have infantry fighting vehicles, but there were three to four times as many of them… and it wasn't hard to pick out that they had anti-tank weapons too. What is this?
The jets circled the site, apparently deciding to watch what happened next instead of getting involved. But time seemed to stretch on interminably as both Army and guest soldiers stared across no-man's land in between. Both sides seemed reluctant to raise their weapon. Thank God for that.
Three men walked from the helicopters to the guests' line; someone in charge with an armed escort by the way those nearest reacted when they arrived. The trio spent only half a minute there before walking towards the Canadian line, slowly.
Lucas watched carefully, before he noticed Taylor tracking the group with his light machinegun. Always was eager.
He tapped the corporal on his shoulder. "Don't aim at them," he ordered, "They want to talk."
"Got it," Taylor replied, pointing the barrel of the C9 elsewhere.
Lucas felt a tap on his shoulder in turn. He turned and found a tall lieutenant standing over him. It was Jones. With her was Private Mactin, the signaller.
"Master-Corporal Teixeira, you're with me," she said, her breath smoking and her tone amused, "Since you're so smart."
Fuck. "Yes, ma'am," Lucas replied reflexively, getting up.
With a lack of caution that was crazy and reassuring at the same time, the Lieutenant quickly led the way straight out into the clearing to meet the parley part. Lucas and Mactin followed behind her to either side, all three of them with their rifles in hand and ready to use them.
All of the guests had US Army colours on under their arctic jackets, although their insignia and names were missing or covered in black tape. Two carried modern Heckler and Koch carbines with all the Gucci kit a soldier could possibly want. All three wore pistols. Their helmets were special forces types, more to allow the wearer to have night vision goggles, of which all three had multi-lens versions already attached.
Fucking robot ninjas, Lucas grumbled to himself, Probably can see through walls. His complaints were more jealousy that he didn't have it.
"That's far enough," Lieutenant Jones declared when the guests got within twenty yards. They stopped without complaint.
The guy in the middle took another few steps forward and pulled down his mask to his chin, revealing a face with grey hair and wrinkles to either side of his sharp eyes. "I am Colonel Davis of the United States Space Force." His lips curved with amusement. "What are your intentions? To shoot your allies?"
Lucas snorted, causing the man's gaze to sweep over him briefly. Space Force? Seriously?
"Lieutenant Jones, First Battalion, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry," the LT replied politely, "Space Force?"
Davis smiled widely now. "All extraterrestrial matters are our purview, Lieutenant."
Jones sniffed loudly, unimpressed. "You're on the wrong side of the border. Did you get lost?" she joked.
Davis sniffed too, the cold getting to him. "The President has already spoken with your Prime Minister. I don't know how much you've been told about the situation, but it's not an exaggeration to say the security of the world is at stake. What could happen here would not just affect Canada, you have a responsibility to the rest of us."
Lucas' jaw clenched. He probably knew more than the LT did through his talks with Anne Cloutier. And what he knew was crazy stuff. This was inevitable, he realised.
Jones clicked her tongue. "I haven't been told much. But you're probably right, Colonel."
Davis smiled. "You're a sensible officer, Lieutenant. We'll move back to your camp together and get settled in. Sound good?"
Crap. Lucas quietly flicked his thumb over his rifle's safety. Jones was somewhat new to the platoon, having replaced Duquesne six months earlier, but everyone knew something; she had a chip on her shoulder.
"No problem," Jones smiled back, "As soon as I receive orders to allow you to join our camp." Crap, Lucas thought to himself, The LT is enjoying herself.
"Those orders are coming soon," Davis said with complete assurance, "We both know it's your brass, dragging their feet. You lost some people, you want them back. And you know, I get it."
He held up a finger. "That said, it would be both polite and good politics to let us come in now. It's going to get cold out here, we might not get camp built up quickly enough."
"Those helicopters look pretty warm," Lucas commented, "Especially if you get the engines working again. Hell, it's plenty warm down south."
The Colonel seemed to regard Lucas like a dog had just stood up on its hind legs and spoke with him. Or a corporal, he reminded himself, A corporal that just snarked at a Colonel. Even Jones glared at him.
"If only going south was an option," Davis said, "You see, we flew here from Montana and we're quite low on fuel now. Long trip. It really would be best for us to come to your camp."
"I agree," Jones stated, "I just haven't received orders to let you, yet."
David threw up his arms a little. "I understand completely."
There was a little pause, as his gaze fell beyond the LT's shoulders for a moment. "Hypothetically between friends, I do wonder how you would stop us from just walking or driving to the base," he said, "Textbook perfect deployment, by the way. Still, we can just go around."
The LT shrugged, her fingers releasing from around her rifle's grips. "We have plenty of fuel. We can drive ahead to wherever you move."
"You're outnumbered. We can just split up."
"We have armoured vehicles. You have a few buggies."
"Your stuff against Javelins and TOW missiles… Not sure how that would work for you."
"Lots of tree branches in the way. Bushmasters autocannons against grounded aircraft though… that would be fireworks. And you know that, it's the only reason you're talking to a lowly platoon leader."
The Lieutenant and Colonel stared at each other, then both laughed.
These two are crazy, Lucas decided, What is the point of all this?Showing Uncle Sam we're not incompetents?
"Now that the dick-measuring contest is over…" Lieutenant Jones began, before her radio crackled in her ear. Her mouth closed with an audible click, as she listened to the transmission. Colonel Davis waited patiently for her to continue.
Here it comes, Lucas said to himself, The inevitable.
"Yes, sir, understood," Jones said into her mouthpiece after a minute.
"Getting new orders?" Davis said, his tone lacking any sense of victory.
"You got lucky," Jones replied flatly. The Colonel pursed his lips slightly, doubting it.
The Lieutenant walked over to him, and offered her hand. "Welcome to Canadian Forces Base Monolith, Colonel."
Davis took the hand and shook it. "A pleasure, Lieutenant."
The F18s flew overhead again, moving south fast, probably for their home at Cold Lake. Like it was the fat lady singing, Jones turned on her heel and marched back towards the line. Lucas followed, not daring to look back and see if the Americans were walking behind too.
Things just got more complicated.
Lucas had just propped up his weapon against his bunk and taken off his helmet when the alarm was raised again. Sergeant MacDonald stood into the doorway of the barracks. He wasted no time in roaring for the section to grab their cold-weather coats and assemble outside with their weapons. Every man did as he was ordered, quickly throwing on their arctic warfare kit once again.
Lucas was the last one out of the prefabricated building, and into what was now night-time.
It was warming up relative to what it had been like when the First Battalion had arrived to relieve the Third. Now, winter was beginning to slip away, but it was still far too cold in Lucas' opinion. It was the kind that left you unable to smell anything as your nose flooded up. The sky was clear, and the stars were overhead, but angry clouds were on the horizon and moving closer.
His boots crunching into the snow, he found the whole platoon in a loose double line in front of the barracks area at the edge of the base. Even the guys who drove the LAVs and manned the vehicles' turrets. Ahead of the lot was Lieutenant Jones and about seven MPs, recognisable by their red berets and ears that were almost the same colour from the cold.
Police? Lucas thought as he joined his section, What the hell is this? His mind raced with images of them all being arrested for standing up to the Americans. He must've been very deep into them, because he almost missed MacDonald nudging him to get his attention.
"Teixeira," the Sergeant growled, "Wake yourself up now. Follow me."
MacDonald marched straight towards the meathead cops and the LT. Lucas dared not defy him, though his instincts screamed at him to run like hell. Calm down, you'd be in custody already if they wanted it, his rational mind said, They're not going to screw with you. It didn't help. Childhood memories wouldn't go away.
Lucas arrived close behind the Sergeant, and they both saluted the LT more sharply than usual. The presence of the military police even has the Sarge worried.
"Master-Corporal Teixeira as requested, ma'am," MacDonald stated.
Lieutenant Jones nodded, and her cool green eyes settled on Lucas. His palms began to itch again, but he kept any flicker of emotion from his face. "Corporal, you know Doctor Cloutier well, right?"
Lucas' eyes narrowed before he caught himself. What does Anne have to do with all this? "Yes, ma'am."
"Good," Jones replied, "We have a situation. Our orders have changed, we're now locking down the site completely. No contact is to be had with… what ever the hell that ghost thing saw is. Problem is someone tipped off the civvies."
"Someone in Ottawa," the only woman MP said, "We think Doctor Cloutier is politically connected…"
"That doesn't matter," Jones interrupted, "What does is that she has got the civvies together and they're camped out on the Spiral like a god damned college protest."
Lucas grinned to himself. Of course they have.
"What's so funny?" the Sergeant asked, gruff.
"Sorry, Sergeant," Lucas said, "But that does sound like Anne. She gives off the whole college professor image, you know? Doesn't surprise me she's leading a protest."
The Lieutenant rubbed the back of her neck, biting her cheek. "We need to clear that spiral of anyone on it, Corporal," she said, urgency in her tone.
That sounded utterly crazy. "Aren't we about to talk to someone over there?" Lucas objected, "We can't just manhandle our citizens!"
The Lieutenant's face fell. "Corporal… other governments know about this thing now, and they don't trust us to fight off a potential invasion alone. And we don't want to. Our own government doesn't want to take sole responsibility for this. It's not hard to understand why. Mistakes have already been made."
Though his mind burned at the idea of anyone else protecting the country, Lucas bit his tongue and fell back on basic military discipline. "What do you need, ma'am?" he said, almost robotically.
"Talk Cloutier out of it," said the female MP, "Get her to bring her people off the Spiral."
"She won't listen to me," Lucas objected, "You do realise that?"
"She won't have a choice," Jones replied, "The rest of us are going to be there, Corporal." She gestured at the platoon behind him. All fully armed, armoured and ready to roughly treat anyone who said they'd be sticking around where they shouldn't.
Lucas stood a bit straighter. Okay, there is definitely no choice. "Yes, ma'am," he said, resigned to the duty ahead, "I'll talk to her."
"Good," Jones said, a sympathetic look with the word, "Stick by me until it's time. Sergeant, return to your section. We're moving out on foot. Don't think we need armoured vehicles to deal with civvies."
MacDonald let out a single laugh. "She doesn't seem like the folding type, ma'am."
"The professor will regret it if she doesn't," Jones replied flatly, returning the salute.
The Sergeant's moustache twitched with amusement before he saluted again and marched off to rejoin the platoon. Lucas was left on his own with the Lieutenant and the cops. Things only got worse as Warrant Officer Faucher showed up, the tallest man in the company towering over him and glaring. The man never forgave Lucas' role in forcing Duquesne out of the battalion.
Crap, what have I got myself into…
The platoon got into a rough marching formation and moved out, the cop group walking alongside it. The rest of the camp was soon turning out of buildings to watch. Startled Parks Canada and Rangers personnel intermingled with less confused but equally interested members of other units, crowding at doors and intersections.
To the surprise of no one, the gates to the Spiral's enclosure were now guarded by the Americans as well as soldiers of the Patricia's. They must've been too late to stop Anne and her friends, Lucas thought with amusement as he passed by the masked Yanks with unmarked uniforms, I'll have to congratulate her on panicking their President.
The platoon passed with little incident. Soon, they were in the floodlit area with big stones as well as the scientists' quarters, labs and archaeological morgues. More MPs surrounded the fenced-off Spiral itself, but not enough to hide the large crowd in its centre. Lucas winced as he counted up almost fifty civilians in the middle, recognising many of the faces as the top scientists in the various fields that had been necessary to analyse the phenomenon.
Lieutenant Jones and Warrant Faucher soon split up the platoon into two groups, with Faucher leading two sections around to the other side. The LT kept MacDonald's one with her, along with the Weapons Detachment and vehicle crews. Jones gave the command, and most of the platoon scaled the cattle fence simultaneously.
Well Anne, you're surrounded, Lucas thought, Now I get to play good cop. He couldn't see her in the crowd yet. But he knew that would change soon.
"Right Corporal, you're up," the LT said, "See if we can't end this quietly." She gave a nod to the MPs, and one of them gave a thumbs up.
Lucas said nothing before trudging forward through the snow, the cops in step with him. It seemed to get even more cold the closer he got, but he was soon over the fence himself and moving past his section-mates towards the cluster of civilians. Most of them were bundled up pretty well in cold-weather gear, and they had even brought gas stoves and a barbecue with them to provide hot food and drink.
This was planned well, he realised, wondering just how long the preparations must have taken. Did the scientists always expect trouble?
He recognised Doctor Shih at once, her small frame and constant frown clear giveaways even if she was so wrapped up, she looked like a black bear cub. She soon saw him too, and began shouting into the crowd.
Anne Cloutier appeared a few seconds later. Her nose was red, but aside from that, she was still rocking the hot-professor thing Lucas had come to appreciate over the last couple of months. Curly brown hair, grey eyes, and of course, a brain. He would've made a move before, except she was way too smart for the likes of him. And now we're going to be enemies, he thought sadly, Now I'm the boot.
"Lucas," Anne called, separating herself from Shih and walking over, "You brought some friends."
A pang of guilt hit him like a slap. Jesus, this is going to be harder than I thought. "Yeah, sorry about that."
Anne regarded the military police with him with a cocked eyebrow, squinting on account of the floodlights. "Are you going to introduce them?"
Lucas didn't want to. "Actually, I don't know their names."
"Are they here to arrest us?" she asked.
He didn't actually know the answer to that. Will they try that if I don't talk her down? he wondered. "They're just here," he said.
"Well, they're welcome to stay," Anne said carefully, eyes locked with the woman MP beside him, "Our visitor will be returning tomorrow morning, and I'm sure we'll have a breakthrough. History in the making."
Here we go. "You can't," Lucas said, "The government is locking this place down, Anne. They don't trust your visitor… and I have to admit, I don't blame them. That guy was creepy as hell."
Anne inhaled and sighed hard. "He's a man from another world, Lucas. Do you have any idea how significant that is?"
"Not really," he admitted, "All I know is politicians are afraid of this. They think the doorway, portal, whatever could be used to invade our world."
Anne shook with silent laughter. "Invade? Invade what? The middle of nowhere? Every one of our visitors has been armed with a sword or spear, Lucas. Your colleagues all around us could probably defeat an army on their own." She swung a finger around at the platoon standing just inside the fence-line.
"We're the threat to them, not the other way around," she continued, "And we can't let the military or the government cover this up. If we're going to make contact with another world, the process needs to be transparent, for the protection of everyone living on the other side. And for Canada's protection too, from the powers that be on this world."
Lucas frowned. He knew she had thrown in that last part for his benefit. An appeal to patriotism… The attempt at manipulation annoyed him "That's not your decision to make, Anne," he said, "If you feel that way, run for office. All I know is that you won't get far if you're in trouble for camping out here. And if you want to talk about danger… Did you forget this thing we're standing on swallowed up a whole squad?"
Anne's lips moved around as she contemplated that. "We're aware of that danger," she said, "But the conditions aren't the same. No aurora, see?" She waved up at the sky.
Lucas blinked, not sure of the significance of that. "Does that matter?"
Anne grimaced "Ah, sorry, forgot you might not know about that."
Shifting his weight, Lucas felt like the ground might swallow him up. Not knowing what triggered the event that had brought them to the remote NWT remained unpleasant. I need to hurry up.
"Anne, please, just come back with me. Bring the rest of the scientists out of here. Your contribution can't be ignored, and this can't be hidden forever. It's the Canadian government we're talking about, they leak like a a bucket that's been used for target practice."
"Sure, Lucas," Anne agreed, "I'll agree to go… after we've met our visitor tomorrow morning. That's my final word on the subject." She turned to go back to the group.
"Not good enough," an MP said, one of the six men this time. The woman MP was too busy talking to someone on her radio, and when the reply came through, Lucas realised it was Lieutenant Jones on the other end.
"Anne Cloutier," another MP said, "You're under arrest for trespass." Another moved to take her by the arms. She shook them off.
"I am fully authorised to be here," she objected.
"Not any more," the woman MP said, "Your authorisation has been rescinded."
Anne pushed the next cop away, barely moving the man. The push was all the cops needed.
Three men jumped her, pushing her to the ground and grabbing her arms to push behind her back. Handcuffs were produced, and clicked as the first was tightened around her wrist. The crowd began shouting at the MPs, as the remaining four fanned out to put themselves in between the scientists and their leader.
This is really why they wanted me here. "Hey, easy!" Lucas said loudly, "You'll hurt her."
The MPs kneeling beside her looked up, as much as his rifle as to meet his eyes. Yeah, that's right, I'm better armed than you are.
"Move in," said MacDonald over the comms.
Lucas turned around and found his section approaching. A glance each way and it was obvious the order had been given to seize the whole group of scientists. The other two sections were moving in too. Only the Lieutenant, Warrant Officer and the crews remained behind.
The shouting became louder, and Lucas could no longer pick out the words anyone was saying. His platoon began trying to corral the scientists away, as Anne was hauled back onto her feet, her hands now firmly locked behind her back. That seemed to set off everyone else into a frenzy of waving arms and pointed fingers, the volume rising to full-throated roaring.
This is getting out of control. Lucas went to calm the situation down, trying to make it to Shih and Taylor.
A bright flash like lightning burst everywhere, and silence fell.
Light turned to pitch darkness for a moment, movement to complete stillness.
It felt like an age before Lucas could take another step, like he had been rooted to the spot. When he did try, he stumbled, and not just because he couldn't see.
A wave of heat rolled out of nowhere, like opening an oven with your head too close. Have the floodlights exploded? he seemed the only explanation, until he realised the heat did not want to disappear. It just lingered.
The civilians began shedding their clothing at once, unable to take it.
The smell of forest came next, plants and dirt and water all at once as Lucas' nose thawed out. It seemed trapped in the air by a humidity, the combination with the heat making him begin to sweat through his coat and uniform.
A flock of large black birds flapped low overhead, causing everyone to duck before the animals disappeared into the dark. Not about to let that surprise happen again, Lucas quickly turned on the flashlight attached to the end of his rifle. Others in the platoon were doing the same, and scientists lit up their camplights too.
Murmurs of fear rumbled before Lucas could see the reason for it. He looked up pointing his weapon and its beam of light outwards, in the same direction as MacDonald nearby.
A white tree snarled back, eyes and a mouth carved into its bark and what looked like black-red sap pouring from the cuttings. Lucas felt cold again briefly, as more of the things appeared in the sweeping lights of the platoon. Dozens of them. The black crows or ravens that had flown over head stood in the branches, watching.
Lucas couldn't shut up now. "What the fuck…" he said, "We're on the other side."
The statement of the obvious seemed to shake the Sergeant into action.
"Perimeter!" MacDonald shouted, "Now! Civilians to the middle!"
The platoon backed away from the scientists and knelt down in a circle around them, weapons aimed outwards. It took Lucas a few seconds to understand why they were following the Sergeant's orders; the Lieutenant, the Warrant and the platoon that hadn't stepped onto the Spiral were now nowhere to be found. That means…
"What's going on?" Anne rasped from the ground, "What are those trees?!" The fear in her voice almost made Lucas shiver.
"Quiet," the MPs said as one.
Lucas turned to MacDonald. "What about Doctor Cloutier?" The MPs and the professor herself tore their gaze away from the forest of horrors beyond.
The Sergeant shook his head rapidly, and jabbed a finger towards the cops. "Take the cuffs off her and stick her with the others," he said, "We've got other fish to fry."
"She's still under arrest," one of the MPs stated.
MacDonald left the circle formation, his eyes wide and sharp with anger. The Sergeant squared up to the man at once. "This is now a combat situation and I just gave you an order," he stated with plenty of menace, "Now's not the time for this. Take the cuffs off, and put her with the others."
Lucas moved into the MPs' view with a side-step, ready to support the Sergeant. The cops took one look at his rifle once again, and got the picture.
"Do as he says," the female MP said quickly, "Look."
The birds were being joined in the branches by strange, small creatures. They looked vaguely like children, but their eyes were slitted and reflected the light of the flashlights, like cats. They're the dead things from under the stones! Lucas raised his weapon at once. The MP's nearest colleague grabbed the keys so quickly he dropped them.
The Sergeant grunted with satisfaction, unphased by the new arrivals. "Stay over there, watch the trees," he said to the cops, pointing at a spot in the perimeter that was between the sections, "We don't know what they want." The MPs walked off, pistols in hand.
Anne stood and rubbed her wrists, pulling off her gloves and coat.
"Contact!" called Taylor, pointing off in front of him.
Every person looked. Lucas could see a faint orange glow approaching. It didn't take long to see the source; hundreds of people approaching on foot, carrying fiery torches.
"Firing line," Sergeant MacDonald commanded, the order echoing over the comms, "Machineguns to the flanks."
Lucas tapped Taylor on the shoulder and waved him to the side, as the Sergeant had ordered. The man laid down and set up his weapon on its bipod, checking the belt of bullets to feed it was ready to go. As if they were still at the clearing, waiting for the American helicopters, the platoon drew up to shoot down whatever was coming.
Here we go… again.
The oncoming mob stopped short of breaking out into the open, seeming to recognise the threat in front of them. They were barely dressed, some of them stripped down to what amounted to loincloths made of animal skins. Lucas would've thought them no threat at all, except every single one of them was armed with swords, spears or bows.
A young woman with long red hair in braids stepped out; one hand wrapped around a bow of white wood like the trees all around, the other raised. She shouted something at the mob, and then towards the platoon.
"Any idea what she's saying?" Lucas asked Anne.
"No," Anne said softly.
The lack of communication seemed to send the woman pacing and turning. Does she expect us to be able to speak her language? The mob seemed to grow by the second, more and more armed men and women gawping.
"Into the air!" the Sergeant commanded, "Three shots rapid!"
The line erupted, the muzzle flashes illuminating a dense forest beyond the few trees that could be seen, every trunk carved with a face of anguish. Branches overhead briefly appeared in the light of the flying tracer bullets, hanging from a truly massive tree. Lucas hadn't noticed it behind the group. The mob recoiled at once, running behind the trees and putting arrows to their bows. Except for the young woman in front. She simply looked on, standing in the open, alone. There was a rustling from all around too, as the child-creatures jumped from the branches and back into the dark.
Lucas lowered his weapon and looked to MacDonald. "We should try talking, Sarge. They're too close if they rush us. That ghost with the birthmark on his face tipped them off."
The professor cut in. "Is that what happened though? He didn't look anything like them." She gestured at the barbarians beyond.
MacDonald ignored them."Three more!" the Sergeant ordered. Again the air lit up with bullets, again more of the mob withdrew. But not enough.
"Cease fire!" came a new shout from the forest in English, "Company formation!" This was followed by another sentence in the language the young woman had already used. More flashlights shone from behind the mob, moving through it.
The warriors seemed to jump, not welcoming the command. Still, they sheathed their swords and put their arrows back in their quivers. Hundreds moved just behind the trees. and began assembling in lines. What were obviously NCOs were moving up and down, trying to push and pull people into their correct positions.
Christ it's like a boot camp, Lucas realised, And there's only one way they could've learned that.
Two new figures emerged from the moving men and women, carrying rifles. A tall man and an average-height woman, wearing camo-pattern kevlar vests over shorts and a t-shirt. The green beret of the Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry sat on both their heads. They immediately began barking orders at the others, and finally, the mob completed its transformation from a complete gaggle-fuck into a fully drilled company.
Sergeant O'Neill and Corporal Zheng, Lucas realised, recalling the descriptions and photographs of the missing soldiers. His stomach seemed to lurch with the realisation they couldn't possibly be alone.
The bastard Duquesne himself walked almost casually from a gap between the warriors, his rifle slung and his uniform jacket unbuttoned. The man wasn't grinning like Lucas remembered he did often, and he was thinner than before too. With him was a young man in a red hoodie and shorts, carrying a scoped rifle. The missing Ranger.
"Holy shit," said Williams nearby, "It's Angel Eyes." The rest of the platoon seemed to relax, like the declaration made it true, led by those that had survived their last tour of duty with him. Fuck.
"Stand down, but keep sharp," MacDonald ordered over the comms, "I'll talk to Duquesne." Acknowledgements came over the line from the other section sergeants.
Lucas felt hatred burn in him as the Lieutenant drew closer, walking straight for the MacDonald. You lucky son of a bitch, how are you still alive…
"Who commands here?" Duquesne said, apparently not able to see anything. The platoon probably just looked like silhouettes to him.
The Sergeant exchanged a glance with Lucas. Yeah, you're not happy either. "I command here, sir," MacDonald said.
Duquesne stopped and cocked his head forward in surprise. "MacDonald, is that you?" He pulled out a flashlight of his own and lit it up.
"Aye, the whole platoon too," the Sergeant confirmed, "Plus a bunch of civilians."
The Lieutenant glanced around. "I don't see Faucher or Jones," he continued, "Where are they? What the hell are you doing here?"
The Sergeant did not answer. Lucas wanted to, but he found he didn't have a response.
Anne stepped forward. "Looking for you, in theory," she said, "Doctor Anne Cloutier. We found the place you fell off the Earth. Looks like we've fallen after you."
Lieutenant Duquesne nodded. "Your luck is almost as terrible as ours then," he said, "But at least you landed softly."
The Ranger in the hoodie snorted his agreement.
"This wasn't soft, sir," MacDonald said.
Duquesne narrowed his eyes. "We lost Arran and Singh inside fifteen minutes of landing, Sergeant."
"How?" MacDonald looked to the barbarians. "Did they do it, sir? Have you been stuck in this forest this whole time?"
The Lieutenant hesitated, glancing back towards O'Neill and Zheng. "Not exactly. We came out somewhere else in the world. It took us months to get to this place, it's the only way home that we've been able to find."
"And you just proved it," the Ranger chirped happily, rolling on his heels.
"Where are we?" Lucas asked, before he remembered who he was talking to, "Sir?"
Lieutenant Duquesne paced over to him slowly, inspecting. His tongue was working in his mouth. He's deciding what to do about me.
Lucas tightened his grip on his rifle, regretting his life choices more as the seconds rolled by. It was only when the prick broke out in his familiar sneering smile that the danger passed.
"Welcome to Westeros, Corporal Teixeira," Duquesne said at last, "But it might as well be called Hell."
Chapter 53: The Event Horizon
Chapter Text
The calm caused by Michael and the others showing up lasted only a few minutes.
The random civilians huddled together even closer than when they arrived, their faces lit from below by camp lights and their eyes searching the darkness of the trees beyond for the Children of the Forest.
The soldiers of the First Battalion and the military police all maintained their discipline and their cordon around the civvies, outwardly. Every few seconds, they would steal a glance at Michael, before returning their watch on the assembled Laughing Tree tribe. It was very easy to notice, because the beams of their flashlights would turn too.
Every glance seemed to increase the pressure he was feeling. All wanted answers.
All except Corporal Teixeira, now Master-Corporal Teixeira it seemed. His face was unreadable, most likely because Sergeant MacDonald was standing right beside him, but Michael didn't need to see emotion on his face to know exactly what the man was thinking. He was certainly unimpressed with the declaration that Westeros might as well be Hell.
Little shit would have preferred I stay lost. Time to prove him an asshole. It wasn't hard to decide what to do next.
"Sergeant MacDonald, I'm taking command," Michael stated, returning his gaze to the Scottish NCO, "Get the civilians sitting down. Put Teixeira on getting a full account of who came through, and grab the section 1ICs and bring them here. We need a huddle on what's going to happen next."
The man paused before answering, suggesting he might object to Michael asserting his authority. But he did not. "Sir, the civilians won't listen to us," MacDonald objected, "When the light came… We were trying to get them to move. They were about to fight to not do what we said, sir."
Michael wanted to scowl. MacDonald was never one for flexible thinking. Not the time to show your discontent, Sergeant. "The situation is different now. Those woods are full of barbarian types with medieval weapons, weird child-like creatures and magic trees with faces. The civilians look too scared to disobey right now." Hopefully Marcach isn't going to ride up on a unicorn…
Cloutier made a noise from her throat, drawing even MacDonald's attention. "You don't seem scared of the child creatures, and the barbarians seem to obey your commands," she said, "How is that?"
She's not going to leave this be. Michael exhaled a breath and pat the side of his rifle in response. "I'm armed."
The academic tilted her head slightly in confusion. "So?"
Okay, enough of this. "Can you do me a favour, Doctor Cloutier? Could you follow Sergeant MacDonald and help get everyone sitting down?"
Cloutier narrowed her eyes. "How do you speak their language?" she asked, completely ignoring his request.
"Now's not the time for that."
"It's exactly the right time," Cloutier insisted, "Seems to me like we have all the time in the world. You've been here for months, and you haven't found a way to open the door home. We have many questions. We can fill the time with answers."
"I've been in this particular place only a few days," Michael replied quickly, "The whatever-portal spat us out hundreds of kilometres north of here, we've been travelling ever since. Our friends over there came with us." He thumbed over his shoulder at the Free Folk.
"Hundreds of kilometres and it took you months?" MacDonald asked, "Didn't you have a BV with a fuel trailer? You could've done that much in a couple of days."
Sayer answered quickly. "It wasn't like we had a highway," he shrugged, "There was shit in the way."
MacDonald glared at the intrusion, but Sayer ignored him. The Private was increasingly impervious to such intimidation. You're a lot less scary than a White Walker, Moustache. Never mind Lord Jon Umber in a bad mood with drink in him.
"We've documented everything for debrief," Michael intervened, "Now go carry out your orders, Sergeant. I do not want to lose a single civilian."
MacDonald's moustache rippled, the irony of the statement in light of past events not being something to go over his head. But he nonetheless stomped his boots and saluted. "Yes, sir," he said with utmost professionalism, before turning to Teixeira and others standing nearby, "You heard that officer of the Patricias, move your arses! Corral those civvies!"
The section immediately moved towards the civilians, bypassing the confused MPs, and began ordering the civilians to sit. As predicted, they were too disoriented to disobey. Many were soon crosslegged on top of the large stones of the spiral below them, almost glad they had been told to put themselves there.
Michael breathed a sigh of relief, even if Cloutier had been missed and was still standing beside him, expecting an answer for her questions. He was sure MacDonald had left her there to annoy him.
Will she even believe the truth? "It's magic," he stated out of the blue, "That's how we speak the languages here."
"Languages… Plural?" Cloutier asked at once.
Michael nodded. "We seem to be able to speak all of them. There's a reason for it that's too long to explain now, but it makes sense if you know the history of the portal. The real mystery is how you came through to here without receiving the same treatment."
Cloutier cocked an eyebrow. "I'd like to hear that history… but isn't the real mystery how we get home?"
Michael smiled, and Sayer smiled along with him. "No, we know the answer to that one." Though the answer is not a good one.
The academic crossed her arms. "You know how to get home, and you haven't done it yet?"
"Not that easy, teach," Sayer said with maximum impertinence, "If it was, you think we'd be hanging out somewhere without showers, coffee and chocolate?"
The mere mention of coffee sent a pang of addiction through Michael. Please God, tell me one of the civilians brought some to make on their little camp stoves.
Cloutier actually began tapping her foot, her brow all curled up. "My colleagues thought they found a way to open it too, but it requires nuclear reactors or accelerators or whatever. How could you possibly open the way? Was it you that brought us here?!"
"This one has a mouth," said Ygritte from behind in the Common tongue, the irony of the statement entirely lost on her. She quickly joined the circle, looking at Michael and not the academic.
"She's just scared," Michael replied, "It's making her babble."
"So she wasn't sent by your Queen?" Ygritte said.
Michael shook his head. "No, but we shouldn't tell any kneelers that. Or Princess Val."
Ygritte gave a nasally chuckle. "Aye, not their thing to know."
Cloutier cleared her throat. "What is the young woman saying?" she asked politely, "It doesn't sound friendly."
Michael put on as nonchalant an expression he could muster. "Oh, nothing. She wanted to know if the Queen had sent you all here."
The academic flinched back a little. "Why would the Queen have sent us?"
"Long st…" Michael began.
"Long story," Cloutier finished, "When are we going to hear the long story?"
You'll never hear it. Michael thought, as he put two fingers to his mouth. He blew out a long, loud whistle and waved in MacDonald's direction. They hadn't coordinated comms yet. When he saw the man was coming, he got onto the radio himself. "O'Neill, leave Zheng in command over there and come here."
"Yes, sir," came the reply.
Anne Cloutier still did not get the message and waited, with Ygritte standing just close enough to her back to push a shiv into it. The academic evidently did not see the danger.
MacDonald soon appeared again, flanked by two more Sergeants and another Master-Corporal; the leaders of the three infantry sections of the platoon and the weapons detachment. The sight was strangely familiar; all of them were the people Michael had commanded before, albeit some had received promotions.
Sergeant Schafer commanded Bravo section, just as MacDonald commanded Alpha. He was as tall as Michael was, and his blonde hair was shaved completely almost bald. Michael knew he did it because he had started losing his hair in his early twenties, but it made him look like a scary son of a bitch. The irony being he was regarded as the most easygoing of the sergeants.
Sergeant Nowak had been a Master-Corporal when Michael had left the First Battalion, and now commanded Charlie section, the reserve section of the platoon. He was shorter than Michael, and was probably most recognisable for his pudgy nose that made him look like a pig. He was also the most aggressive of the section commanders, which was probably why he had been put in the reserves to cool off.
Master-Corporal Melnyk had just been a Corporal, like Teixeira, when Michael had left. He was a couple inches short of six foot, and wore a short brown beard. He had been the machinegun operator in the weapons detachment before moving up to command it, and he still had arms as thick as O'Neill's own from carrying the weapon around.
Schafer, Nowak and Melnyk had one important thing in common. They were in Michael's faction where previous events were concerned, men that had been with him through the events and backed his actions afterwards. Now only if Faucher had come through too, he thought, Then I'd have a force that could do anything required of them.
O'Neill ran up to join the assembly, looking severely undressed by comparison to the other soldiers even after they had stripped off their outer layers of cold protection. He stood waiting, nodding a greeting at the rest. The two units were stationed in Edmonton, but Michael was still unsure if he knew them.
"Gentlemen, this is Sergeant O'Neill of the Third," he said, "This is MacDonald, Nowak, Schafer and Melnyk."
"We know of each other, sir," MacDonald replied gruffly.
O'Neill let a sneer appear for a split second, before controlling himself. "Yeah." What the hell was that about?
"Who's the woman?" Schafer asked, tilting his head towards Ygritte.
"Local leader," Michael responded, "Long story short, she and her people signed up with us to get back to Canada. We needed the help. Probably wouldn't have got this far without them."
Nowak shook with a silent laugh. "Pretty too," he pointed out, "Up to your old tricks, Lieutenant."
Michael bit his tongue. How the hell do I explain…
"Not really the time for that," MacDonald complained, "We're stuck on another fucking world. Any chance we could address that wee problem, sir?"
"They have a way back," Doctor Cloutier interrupted.
All heads spun towards Michael. "Is that true, sir?" asked Melnyk.
O'Neill cursed under his breath, before Michael could respond. "We think so. We followed old books that said the place we're standing was the centre of magic on this continent."
"Magic?" MacDonald asked.
Michael ignored him. "The small creatures you probably saw in the trees, they say they can open the way home…" he continued, "The problem is it has a cost. A sacrifice, someone from Earth..."
"Fucking leprechauns said they can open the way home if you kill someone," MacDonald interrupted again, "Have you gone mental?"
Michael felt his patience began to wear thin. "Sergeant, the fact you're standing here is proof that we can travel between the worlds from this place."
"We didn't have to kill anyone," Doctor Cloutier objected.
"That's because the killing already happened on the Earth side," O'Neill explained, "First Nations lads repelled an invasion ages ago, killed a whole bunch of the leprechaun things and giants too. They were the sacrifice that brought us all here."
Cloutier nodded rapidly. "Yes, we found the bodies," she said, her voice strained, "But magic sacrifice?"
Michael didn't bother trying to explain, but turned to Ygritte. "Hey, I'm just speaking to you so they know I can speak Common," he said, "Anything you want to know right now?"
"Aye," Ygritte replied with some belligerence, "I'd like to know who they are and what you're saying."
"They don't believe in magic, so I'm showing them I can speak your languages," Michael said, "Most of them are soldiers like me. The woman is … a wise woman, like a maester? A teacher."
Ygritte looked at Cloutier and craned her neck forwards. "Doesn't much look like one," she said, "Is this what wise women wear in Canada?"
Michael laughed, and returned his attention to his compatriots. "Think I could learn a language that perfectly in a few months, professor?"
The good doctor shrugged. "Maybe."
"All of us can speak any of the languages here," Sayer chimed in from outside the circle, "Maybe one or two of us could learn that fast, but not all. Sergeant O'Neill barely speaks English."
The collection of NCOs looked at the private like he had just farted, even if he was right. He's forgetting O'Neill can speak Gaelic. Michael decided to rescue him. "Corporal, go join Zheng. Ygritte, you go too. Get everyone back to camp."
Both of them saluted, which had a lot of the newcomers gawping for a second, before the pair ran off towards where Ryk and Zheng were waiting at a respectful distance. A half-minute later and the Laughing Tree were departing back through the woods. The torches moving off had deepened the darkness.
"There's no reason to believe in any sorcery crap, sir," Nowak said.
Michael nodded. That was the reaction he expected, and what he would've said in Nowak's place. "It might look that way, but the language thing isn't the only evidence. We have people here who can jump into the minds of animals, makes for great recon. We can demonstrate that later. And if we're stuck here, wait until you're face to face with a White Walker."
MacDonald scoffed. "What the shite is a White Walker?"
Cloutier snapped her fingers. "The ice people. Right?"
Michael and O'Neill exchanged glances. "How do you know about them? Have they come through to Earth already?"
The academic shook her head. "No, they've just sent… projections. Holograms?"
"Body, weapons and armour made of ice? Glowing blue eyes? Nasty looking?"
"Aye," MacDonald said, "They were showing up regularly where you disappeared, gawking at us like tourists."
O'Neill wiped his brow with his hand. "They know where we came from," he stated, "They're doing their own reconnaissance, sir."
"Or just making sure we're not preparing to invade ourselves," Michael replied, "After we fought them, I'd be more worried about that if I were in their position."
"Sorry, what are they, sir?" Schafer asked, "They have swords and spears. Not exactly a big threat."
Michael sighed. "You'd think so, but they have magic. Far to the north of here, they've already raised the dead and turned the corpses into a zombie army. And they make summer into winter wherever they go."
"You can't be serious," MacDonald said, "Zombies?"
"Do we look like we're fucking joking?" O'Neill replied, crossing his arms, "When we arrived, we were attacked by a group of the same barbarian types we have with us now. We knocked seven shades of shit out of them, killed all but that woman who now leads our allied forces."
"She is an enemy?" Nowak asked, his voice straining like it was hard to believe.
I guess Ygritte isn't all that intimidating if you haven't seen her pick someone apart with arrows. "Not any more," Michael replied, "Point is this: One of the ice demons came along, approached us like it was nothing, and raised its arms. While we were too busy looking at it, the dead were getting up all around us. Singh and Arran were killed before we realised what was happening, and ordinary bullets don't put the things down. Only tracers and other incendiary weapons. They're getting ready to invade this part of the world."
"So we have to go back?" Melnyk questioned, "Else we're stuck here with the damn things and they could invade at any time? Both home and here?"
MacDonald looked like he'd chew through a rope. "Calm down, Corporal. I still say we'd win. An industrialised country against ice people with zombies? The artillery alone would laugh all the way to the massacre."
Doctor Cloutier cupped her hands over her mouth. "If the 'ice demons' can control the weather, I'd be more worried about being able to feed everyone."
MacDonald opened his mouth to respond… and shut it again.
Yeah, she's smart. "That was my thought. Zheng's too," Michael said, "I'm a little more worried about protecting the civilians. We can survive here. We have the training. No offence to you, Doctor, but you don't. At the very least, we need to try to get the civvies home. The locals have magic, we have seen it and we can get them to demonstrate it. They say we need a sacrifice."
The NCOs hissed and cursed.
Sergeant O'Neill grunted. "Everything we've read in their books supports the idea too."
"Where did you get books?" Schafer asked.
"A library."
"A library full of books that say you can kill people to do magic?"
Michael waved his hand to get their attention again. "We're getting off-topic here. For us to go home, someone needs to die. But we can't just order someone to die. Especially as we have no idea if doing it will actually work."
"Obviously, sir," MacDonald agreed, "It's a load of shite to begin with."
"Agreed," Schafer said, "No fucking way we kill someone, sir."
O'Neill cleared his throat. "Then we're stuck here," he said, "I know you can live without the creature comforts, but how many of you have kids you never want to see again? Parents, siblings, friends?"
There was a pause. Michael knew rightly that at least two of the assembled NCOs had children. In their shock, they hadn't considered it.
"So what?" Nowak said, "Do we draw lots from the whole unit?"
Schafer shook his head. "That'll cause desertion."
"We're not killing anyone," MacDonald insisted, "I'll desert, sir, never mind anyone else."
Michael saw that the question of how to get home was not any easier with more potential sources of sacrifice. I should've known, really. "Look, we'll keep investigating. We can figure out how to communicate with home. If ice demons are projecting themselves there, we can do it."
Melnyk cocked an eyebrow. "Maybe the government can provide us a serial killer to sacrifice instead," he said.
"The government would never do that," Cloutier said with a dismissive wave, "The death penalty doesn't exist in Canada, and won't simply because we're stuck."
"Forgetting something, Doctor?" Melnyk responded, wiping sweat out of his eyes, "It isn't just our government at the base any more. The Americans do have the death penalty."
"And both governments want a way to this world," Cloutier said, finishing the thought, "Tabarnak…"
Michael looked between the group. "The Americans are in the NWT?"
"The Space Force no less," MacDonald huffed, "We built up a whole FOB around where you disappeared. The Doctor here found bloody Bigfoot buried under the stones there. Now the Americans are helping to run it."
"I'll not go back if it means executing someone," Cloutier insisted, "The death penalty is barbaric, and the Americans have no business bringing it to Canada."
O'Neill hawked and spat. "This isn't Canada," he stated, "This is Purgatory, Narnia, Tír na nÓg, whatever the fuck you like. Someone would need to be executed anyway if we want to leave. And you haven't even imagined barbaric until you've lived here for a couple of months."
Cloutier bristled and bared her teeth, but that was a pathetic display to Michael's eyes by now. "I've already said this to O'Neill and the others," he said, "But if it comes down to it, and there are no volunteers, I'll fall on my sword."
For a moment, only the chirping of insects could be heard.
"Yes, I know how that sounds," Michael continued, "But the reality is I couldn't order the death of any one of you and not live the rest of my life in prison. If we got someone to volunteer, that might happen regardless. We have no mission here, so it's my duty to get as many of you home as possible."
MacDonald made a noise from his throat. Reflexively, Michael leaned in towards him. Don't you dare bring our history into this. "Something to say, Sergeant?"
"Not a whisper, sir," MacDonald replied, "Other than you always did have a death wish."
Michael stood straight again. "Not this kind of one. We'll be looking for any other way first before I take the responsibility, I assure you of that Sergeant."
A shadow moved in Michael's peripheral vision, grabbing his attention. He half expected to see Ryk approaching, but instead, it was one of the most hideous men he had ever seen.
A knight dressed in the chainmail and the black cloak of a brother of the Night's Watch. His skin was so white it seemed to glow in the flashlights' beams aimed at him. A large red birthmark ran up from his neck, over his jaw and into his cheek, like an inkblot. One of his eyes was missing, leaving just an empty socket.
There was a dagger and sword hanging his belt, which seemed to have little dragons in bright silver on them. Hooked onto his back was a weirwood longbow, not unlike Ygritte's own.
What hell did this guy crawl out of?
"Perhaps I can be of assistance in your deliberations?" the man offered.
Michael raised his rifle. So did O'Neill.
But instead of cowering or looking surprised, the man's face remained impassive, his stance relaxed. This guy is bored.
The real surprise was that none of the First Battalion's NCOs had raised their weapons either. They just stood looking at him like he had two heads. The gap between that reaction and the lack of aggression was very distracting. But not enough to put Michael completely out of his own senses.
"Put your hands on your head, Crow," Michael said, "And kneel."
O'Neill snorted. "Ygritte should've been here to hear that, sir."
Michael tilted his head sideways once, conceding the point.
The brother of the Night's Watch did not react to the command. Instead, ravens and crows in the branches squawked loudly, as if complaining about the situation. The man finally took a look around at the birds, his single eye swivelling though his head did not move.
"Warg," O'Neill murmured.
"Yeah," Michael mumbled back, before raising his voice again, "You seem to be outnumbered."
"It matters not." The pronouncement from the interloper was absolute. He was very confident, even for a man who hadn't seen a rifle before.
"He's right, sir," said MacDonald, "This wee prick showed up on the Earth side of the portal too, like a ghost. If I was a betting man, I'd say he's a projection right now too."
We'll see. Michael flicked the selector switch of his weapon to burst from single shot, and pulled the trigger. Three bullets ripped out of the barrel, hitting the man dead centre, the muzzle reports echoing back off the rocky hills to the south. The flying metal passed through him harmlessly and impacted a weirwood behind, shattering its face.
Michael lowered his weapon, his lips curled back in frustration. The rest of the platoon was moving up to find a target, but Michael waved them off and shouted an order for them to hold.
"Well, that didn't work," said O'Neill, putting his rifle back in safe and cradling it in his arms.
"No, it most certainly did not," said the interloper, "I am Brynden Rivers, Lord-Commander of the Night's Watch, as-was. Natural son of Aegon, the Fourth of his name, of the House Targaryen. And you shall listen to me, Michael Duquesne."
It took some effort to unclench his jaw, but Michael managed to reply. "Yeah, Michael Duquesne, Wizard of Oz. I love a good title, but Jeor Mormont is Lord Commander and the Night's Watch is at my command by treaty. So strictly speaking, you should be obeying me."
A deep rumbling laugh burst from Mr. Rivers lips, his chin raising up to spill it upwards.
"What's the Night's Watch?" MacDonald asked, "And why would its Lord-Commander obey you?"
Michael was about to answer, but realised what the question meant. "You can understand him?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder.
There were nods in response. "He is speaking English," Cloutier replied, "Why?"
"You can't understand anyone else," O'Neill said, connecting the dots, "Does that mean he's really speaking English or he's translating using magic?"
"I gathered the language from your minds," Mr. Rivers stated with a flick of the wrist, addressing MacDonald and Cloutier, "A simple matter of plucking it from the magic that would have granted you the ability to speak every tongue heard before a weirwood tree. Removing that ability made it far more easy to bring you here."
Nowak burst forward, as if to tackle the interloper, but Schafer grabbed him. "No point, he's not actually here."
"That fucker…" Nowak spat, pointing at Rivers, "You better be very far from here, you ugly son of a bitch."
Rivers' single remaining eye narrowed sharply. Sergeant Nowak had hit a sore spot. And Michael wasn't sympathetic in the least. "He kidnapped us," he growled, "Maybe we should go find out where he is."
'Lord-Commander' Rivers shook his head once. "I did not take you from your world," he said with a gesture towards Michael, "Nor you, Padraig O'Neill. It seems the gods themselves decided you should come."
"Bollocks," O'Neill said.
Rivers clicked his tongue. "I know not what that means exactly. Interesting, that you have different dialects."
He's doing recon as well, Michael realised, Intelligence gathering.
"Why take us?" Doctor Cloutier asked, "We were going to try and communicate with you in a few hours anyway."
"Because I have seen what Canadians can do in battle," Rivers said, "When I saw so many of your warriors gathered on the ritual spiral, I knew that represented a way to save this world. But also as dire a threat to it as the Others themselves."
"Others?"
"The White Walkers," Michael clarified, "The ice demons."
"Quite correct," Rivers said, "Even your first battle with one was a feat in itself. And each encounter with them, with the Night's Watch or the Lannister army got more and more spectacular. You could play a vital role in stopping the cold from consuming this world. But four is a rather small number to work with. I had to have more."
"So you lured us to the Spiral," Doctor Cloutier concluded, her face drawn with anger, "Betting that you could grab soldiers along with the rest of us."
"I admit, I did not think to bring so many," Rivers stated gently, looking over to the platoon, the MPs and the civvies, "But clearly fortune smiled upon my plan. I also knew without a means to return to your world, interest in claiming this one with your sorcerous weapons would die."
Michael let his rifle hang and took a step forward towards the ghost. "We'll find a way back. Or we'll find you."
Rivers did not flinch. "I have closed the way. You will not leave. Your sacrifice or anyone else's would be meaningless."
His face spread into a scornful smile. "And while you are formidable, many search for me and find me not. That your weapons are so terrifying and you would threaten to use them gives me the belief that you cannot be trusted to have free passage to this world. I thank Doctor Cloutier for that insight."
The academic grimaced and took a step back.
"Oh yes, Doctor," he continued, "I heard your words. We are a threat to them, not the other way around. Everything I've seen so far gives me every reason to believe such a statement. So limiting your numbers is a prudent measure, as is preventing your return to discourage ideas of plunder or foreign rule."
"That doesn't give you the right to kidnap us," Melnyk said, balling his fists, "You freak."
Rivers spread his hands, unphased. "So you say."
"He could be lying," Schafer added, "Trying to stop us from making the sacrifice to return home."
"He is not," a voice boomed out from the side.
Wearing the body of the elk-riders' leader, Arrel strode into the glow of the camplights, a torch in his hand. He was wearing his antler helmet and long green cloak, both of which looked pretty menacing in the dark if you didn't know what they were. His sword was If anyone was surprised enough to be threatened, they didn't show it.
Michael didn't know how he had gotten so close without being fired on by the platoon, and he didn't like the implications of the fact one bit. "Ladies and gentlemen, meet Arrel," he said, "He isn't a projection. But he is a bodysnatcher."
The others raised their weapons, but the skinchanging Child of the Forest paced by until he was beside Michael, forcing them to hold their fire. "I am not amused, Duquesne," Arrel snapped, before he pointed directly to Rivers, "And you, Three-Eyed Crow. What have you done?"
The 'Lord-Commander' breathed out a long sigh. "I've cut you off from the memories of the ritual you need," he said calmly, "I have taken control of the path to the other world. And I have changed its nature."
Arrel raged, turning this way and that. "By what right do you…"
"Because your petty revenge is worth far less than all life in the world," Rivers interrupted, before glancing at Michael, "You know he was going to help you, only because he wants to spill some of your blood."
"Tell us something we don't know," O'Neill said.
"Or tell us something in English…" MacDonald complained. Arrel did not speak English.
Rivers' single-orb-stare moved to O'Neill. "Very well, I shall. The sacrifice would have worked. You would have got home. Stay and help us, and I shall open the way again, if you can stomach the sacrifice. I may even consider limited contact with your world, as the female-maester here desires."
"And who are you to speak for all of us," Arrel said, again in Common, "Or bar the way to our vengeance?"
Rivers laughed once more. "Who are you to defy me?"
All this shit on our journey for nothing. "Enough!" Michael shouted, "Evidently you're a pair of fucking blades."
He turned to the NCOs. "Have the MPs gather up the civvies and their stuff, douse the flashlights, NV on. I want the entire platoon here, now. We're moving out, back to our camp for the night."
Something like relief rippled around the small circle of soldiers, though Michael knew it would be temporary. They had been away from home for all of fifteen minutes, if even that.
"Yes, sir!" MacDonald responded, before rapidly speaking into his radio mouthpiece. Within two seconds of him doing so, the flashlights of the platoon were flicked off, and men with night-vision goggles flipped down over their eyes began appearing around. Michael and O'Neill turned off their own, leaving only the fiery torch in Arrel's hand and the camplights among the civilians.
"What are you doing?" Rivers asked.
Michael ignored him, and got on his own radio once more. "Zheng, order a full watch for the night. Expect trouble."
"Sir?"
"The talking is over. We're leaving tomorrow morning. Make sure the unicorns are out of the way for now."
"Sir."
Rivers stepped into his view. "Do not make a decision you will regret."
Michael smirked back. "Sounds more like you're the one regretting a decision." Sick with anger, he hoisted his rifle onto his hip, and began to address the people he now found himself in command of. The civilians sitting on the ground all looked up, the soldiers gathered to the sides.
"I'm sorry to say it looks like we're stuck here. For now, we're going to head back to camp. Tomorrow, we'll leave this place. It's clear the locals won't let us go home, and even if they would, they claim it would take a human sacrifice to get it done."
Gasps of shock erupted from the civilians, along with curses. The privates and corporals began glancing nervously at each other.
"I know this is shit news. But we did survive here, once we got our bearings. We survived crossing a continent, fighting battles, even those ice creatures you saw projected back home. You can survive too. I'm not going to pretend it will be easy, but you're not alone. You have some of the best trained people in the world with you. We'll all get as far away as we can, find somewhere relatively safe. First thing is to get everyone rested up, and we'll figure out next steps in the morning."
The civilians began standing up, and gathering their things. They didn't have a lot to gather. Michael took it as a sign that no one collapsed weeping or roared their objections, evidence the temporary reprieve might hold longer than he hoped. Maybe Braavos isn't such a bad idea after all, he thought, If I can hold them together that long.
Arrel interrupted him by grabbing his arm. Half the platoon shouted at him to back the hell away, but Michael held up a hand to stop any attempts to harm the skinchanger. "He wants to say something, I want to hear it."
"You cannot run," Arrel declared, in the Common Tongue, "The Long Night will find you wherever you go. If you stay on this world, you must stay and fight."
"Your presence could be what weighs in favour of victory," Rivers added, "Or if victory is to come, you could save many hundreds of thousands of lives."
"Perhaps you should have thought of that before screwing with us," Michael said, "Now if you'll excuse me." He tore his arm out of the bodysnatcher's grasp and looked to his assembled countrymen and countrywomen. "Follow Sergeant O'Neill. Alpha section, protect the right, Bravo the left, Charlie on rearguard. Move out!"
O'Neill gave a big wave to show who he was, and the hundred or so Canadians on the ritual field began moving. The locals watched with bemusement, evidently not having expected this answer to their bickering and scheming.
Teixeira eyed Michael warily as he passed by. Take your head out of your ass, Corporal, you're not in Kansas any more. It was a good reminder of another potential source of bullshit.
"Civvies and the platoon are on the way to camp," Michael said over the comms, "Let's get them set up separate from the Laughing Tree for now. And keep Jon, Val and that whole group of Free Folk and Stark retainers away from them. As far as is polite."
"Yes, sir," O'Neill replied, "May I ask why?"
"I don't want the locals knowing this was an accident. As far as Starks, Lannisters, Mance's boys and girls are concerned, this was a deliberate deployment. Scientists and soldiers exploring the way to Westeros. Got it?"
"Yes, sir."
The mass of soldiers and civilians finally exited the clearing. Only Michael, the ghost of Brynden Rivers, the bodysnatching Arrel and Doctor Cloutier remained behind under the branches of the massive weirwood ritual tree. Michael flicked on the flashlight on his rifle again, so they weren't in complete darkness.
"Well, it's been a blast," he said to the former two, before gesturing for the latter to follow, "Come Doc, no point standing around here."
The academic reluctantly accepted, and fell into step as Michael began to leave.
"You win, Lieutenant Duquesne," said Rivers suddenly.
Both Michael and Cloutier stepped dead in their tracks. "You'll send us home?"
Rivers shook his head slowly. "I cannot do that, not immediately. The way between your world and ours now flows only one way. It will take time to learn how to undo this, and even so, it would require blood sacrifice."
Michael really wished he could shoot the son of a bitch. "So what exactly do I win?" he asked, "The interdimensional sweepstakes? A new car?"
The joke sailed over the heads of both magical beings.
"I will help you communicate with your home," Rivers stated, "And show you how to send objects there, so you may send proof of all you have seen to your people.
Doctor Cloutier rushed back towards the ghost. "We can send things back home?" she asked excitedly. Michael grimaced at her lack of caution and followed.
"Anything with a soul requires blood sacrifice," Rivers said, "But you can move physical objects without a specific sacrifice."
"Ah, just think of the discoveries!" Cloutier said, turning to Michael, "A whole new world to compare to our own, it could revolutionise our understanding of culture, biology, physics…"
He was pleased for another reason. "Does that mean the other side can do the same?" he asked, "Can they send us physical objects?"
"Yes," Rivers stated.
We have a lifeline, Michael realised, Maybe. "Can we do this from any weirwood?"
"No," said Arrel, "Only from a ritual spiral or places like it can you send and summon objects."
"What did he say?" Cloutier asked Michael.
"You can only send and receive stuff from places like this one."
Rivers sighed, his own patience clearly running out. "All magic requires sacrifice. The dispatch of objects between worlds is not allowed by specific sacrifice, but the lives lost nearby ritual spirals. It is also the power behind skinchanging, fire-sight and many other forms of sorcery, though sacrifice can enhance those abilities. Magic grows stronger in times of great turmoil for a reason."
What a fucked up world, Michael thought, But it's none of my business. All that mattered was he and the others wouldn't be remembered for just disappearing down the rabbit hole, never to be heard from again. And that they might not be running out of bullets any time soon.
"Tomorrow at dawn," he said, "I want to talk with the people back home."
Chapter 54: La Fleur-de-lys
Chapter Text
Surrounded by the smell of animal, Anne tossed and turned on the furs she had been given to lay on, sweating inside a donated tepee tent with three others. The heat was nearly unbearable, but sleeping in the open had been deemed unwise by the military. She couldn't stay asleep for long, and near the entrance she caught glimpses outside each time she was awoken.
The people that had appeared alongside Lieutenant Duquesne had been segregated from the group, and the soldiers that had been sent to violently drag them from the Spiral back on Earth now instead stood guard through the night.
The first time she woke, it was to the sound of a vehicle's engine; the large tracked snow mobile arrived, and she opened her eyes just in time to see its headlights turn off.
The second, there was some kind of fistfight in the distance, some shouts and jeers echoing through the night as the soldiers looked on.
The third, there were loud moans, and their source wasn't anything like a fight.
It's like being at a music festival, Anne's mind droned, Except everyone is armed. But eventually, she did fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. So deep that when she woke, the tent was empty. The others had managed to step over without disturbing her. That was unusual, she was a light sleeper. Stress, she concluded to herself.
She crawled out of the tent, half-dressed and glad for it. The sky was overcast and threatening rain, but the temperature was still high. The animal smell was stronger now, carried on a very slight breeze. Thunderstorm already, please, Anne thought as she yawned and stretched, her mind already beginning to wonder where everyone had gone. She found them a second later, directly behind the tent.
Both soldiers and the scientific personnel were crowded in a line, watching a row of horsemen ride by slowly. They had large spears held upwards, and wore linen shirts with small red maple leaf patches sewn onto them roughly at the shoulder or front. Anne tracked one rider that carried a homemade Canadian flag that must've been two and a half metres across on his spear, before she moved to join the others.
Her eyes goggled when she saw the locals were not riding horses. Wearing full chainmail, the animals were utterly bizarre; a strange type of cow at least as tall as the tallest horse, with a wide flat back, huge eye ridges and a twisted horn coming out of the top of their heads. Where the chainmail didn't cover, shaggy brown or red hair poked out, though this has been roughly cut, presumably so the creatures could survive the heat.
Anne quickly rushed to follow the creatures in front of the watching audience, drinking in the details. These weren't in the graves! The creatures and the riders paid her little heed. And the smell sharpened as she got closer. "What are these?!" she exclaimed to no one in particular.
"Unicorns," came the answer. Anne stopped and discovered Corporal Teixeira, cradling his rifle with one arm and holding a water flask with the other. He seemed to be there to keep Fleming, Fournier and some of the other hard-sciences types away from the animals. Who knew astrophysicists were into fantasy-like creatures? Oh, everyone. She gave them a little wave, which they returned weakly.
"Sergeant O'Neill briefed us on their behaviour last night," Teixeira continued, "They're pretty tame, tamer than horses even. But if they're annoyed or their riders don't like you, they will trample you or flick those horns. He said he's seen them gouge out the eyes of horses."
Anne quickly stood in with the man, away from the last of the 'unicorns'. Her insides still feeling clenched up with anxiety, she frowned. He is way too calm. "You are not worried?"
"Haven't seen anything I can't kill if I need to," Teixeira shrugged, "You seem to be bouncing between curiosity and fear, though. Are you alright?"
Anne wasn't sure of the answer to that. Which meant she was sure. "No, I'm not alright. I've been transported to a world full of wonders against my will. We don't seem to have a way back. And I have little idea of what to expect of societies here."
The unicorns finally got out of the way, revealing dozens of men and women standing watching, just as Anne's colleagues had been. Except they hadn't been watching the unicorns. They were watching her and the others, intently. The space the riders had passed through instantly became a sort of No Man's Land, between which neither side seemed to cross. Eventually, the bulk of both sides began to disperse, back to their own parts of the camp.
Our allies, Anne reminded herself. It didn't help. Something about them made her nervous, though she knew she shouldn't judge them fully on her own values.
"We got a briefing on our new friends too," Teixeira said casually, putting his water away.
Did I show I was afraid? "What kind of briefing?" Anne asked.
"A short one," the corporal replied, "Just to keep them away from you civilians and what few supplies came through with us. And especially those ones." He nodded across the way as a small group that seemed isolated from the rest.
A young man and a young woman, both of whom couldn't yet have twenty years each, along with two or three bowmen who were hanging back like bodyguards. The man had a thin face, sharp grey eyes and a mop of brown hair. The woman was platinum blonde, her hair tied up in a very large braid that was tied in a loop at the back of her head. Both wore only a single layer of clothing, but it fit better than what most of the others had. They were both armed to, he with his large sword and she with a dagger.
What is so special about them? "I don't understand," Anne asked, "Who are they?"
"Not sure," Teixeira said, "The LT said to treat them as foreign dignitaries; be very polite, but keep them away from our camp. Also, we're to act at all times as if this is an expedition sent by the government, though I don't know what that means."
Anne squinted through her glasses' lens at the pair once more. "The boy does seem to be dressed differently to the others. A representative of a different state, perhaps?"
Teixeira grumbled to himself, random words of Portuguese audible to Anne only vaguely. "There's something he isn't telling us," he said clearly after a moment, "There always is."
"Do you think you should be told everything?" said a clear voice from behind.
Anne and Teixeira both turned, and the large form of a Sergeant loomed over both of them. It was the one that had been with Duquesne all along; O'Neill. And unlike the night before, he was fully dressed in his uniform and helmet, though he still had his rifle hanging from straps on his chest and his pistol on his hip.
This man has killed people, Anne thought. There wasn't any evidence of it her rational mind knew of, but she was not more certain of anything in her life.
Teixeira's face paled and he quickly stood up straight, bringing his feet together so swiftly that his heels clicked like he was in some movie.
"Well Master-Corporal," O'Neill pressed, "Do you need to know everything?"
"No, Sergeant," he replied.
"Do I need your permission to take a shit?"
"No, Sergeant."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, Sergeant."
O'Neill relented, sighing. "I better not hear about you griping to the civilians again," he said, "And you better pray MacDonald doesn't hear about it. He'll cook up up into a Big Mac for this. Understood?"
Teixeira cleared his throat. "Yes."
"Good, now feck off. Your watch is over in five minutes anyway. Go grab some sleep."
Teixeira saluted and almost ran away, overtaking the groups of others returning to the tent area, as other soldiers began arriving to replace those guarding the perimeter.
Anne felt a pang of guilt, and then a flash of anger. She rounded on the sergeant. "That was cruel," she said, "All he was doing was talking to me."
"I'm sure that's how you feel, madame," O'Neill replied at once, like he was expecting such a response, "But you're not sitting in some Tims back home, exchanging stories of bullshit at work. We are not in a safe place right now. Undermining confidence in the command structure at a time like this is dangerous."
Anne bristled, her fists balling up. "And why should we have confidence in your command structure?"
"The fact I'm standing here after having traversed half a continent of enemy territory is your first clue," O'Neill replied, calm as can be, "The next is the fact we managed to impress the locals enough to gather allies, and the next after that is we made a peace treaty between mortal enemies."
Anne crossed her arms. She didn't believe that. Not with what Teixeira had implied about Duquesne already. "Did you?"
The Sergeant leaned forward, getting in her face. "Yeah, we did," he replied, before standing up straight again, "And that sorta brings me to why I'm standing here right now. The LT is just back from the ritual site. He was speaking to home for the last three hours."
Ah, that's right, Anne thought, Duquesne did say he'd go back at dawn. She felt annoyed at herself for sleeping in and missing that. "What did they say?"
"Not sure of the details yet myself. Congratulations, by the way. The one thing I do know is that they've appointed civilian liaison. Something about you paying for your sins by taking responsibility for the people you brought to the rabbit hole."
In the strangest reaction of guilt she had ever felt, Anne had to resist a giggle. Of course I'll pay.
The assembly of the higher ranking military leaders that now existed in 'Westeros' was a much more formal affair than what had happened after the second wave had arrived, at least to Anne's eyes.
The soldiers were not dressed and armed for combat, only having pistols, and they had donned their berets in place of their helmets. They assembled away from the tents, at the top of a newly constructed road made of split logs that stretched all the way down the hillside to the shores of what looked like the ocean. The soldiers all sat in a vague circle on tree stumps that hadn't been cut down to ground level yet, unlike numerous other examples that could be seen nearby.
Anne and O'Neill followed suit as they joined the circle, provoking some quiet greetings. That seemed a bit strange, until she remembered that O'Neill wasn't actually part of the same unit as the others. We're more divided than they want us to believe.
Duquesne himself arrived last, the only one still fully armed and armoured. He put himself down hard on a trunk that must've been reserved for him, propping his rifle up against it beside him and taking off his helmet.
"Sorry I'm late," he said, running his hand through his hair as he hung the helmet on the side of the stump, "Had to brief the Laughing Tree first."
The sergeants glanced at each other. "The Laughing Tree?" asked the bearded sergeant.
"The name of the group allied to us," O'Neill explained quickly.
"They wanted to come home with us, I explained that doesn't look likely to happen now," Duquesne added, "Luckily they've agreed to stay with us and support our mission, whatever that will be going forward."
"Luckily?" Anne asked, "They seem… what is the word… standoffish?"
Duquesne exchanged a glance with O'Neill. "Actually, they really want to get to know you guys, but I've ordered them to keep away. There are some cultural differences all of you need to be extensively briefed on before we can allow free contact."
"For your own safety," O'Neill said, "Though admittedly they've moderated themselves quite a bit since joining us."
I can imagine, Anne thought, with a glance to the rifle leaning against the stump. Both the practices of a tribal society and what happens when someone with weapons and goods centuries ahead shows up were things she was well aware of. They've started a cargo cult. "Understood," she replied simply, not wanting to make an argument of it just yet. There would be time for that later.
"Sir, Sergeant O'Neill informed us that you've spoken to the brass," MacDonald interjected, a forefinger and thumb scratching his outrageous moustache, "Respectfully, may I ask why we were not included in that discussion."
Duquesne nodded. "You may ask. Truth is I didn't know if it was some sort of trap. Better that only one of us try it out first. The population of this island doesn't like us, Mac."
MacDonald did not respond, just continuing to stroke his moustache like it was a dog or something.
What trap? "The small human-like creatures," Anne thought aloud, "They were massacred."
"And they can relive that directly through their magic," Duquesne said, "So they can watch their ancestral cousins getting killed with their own eyes. And blame at least some of us for it all."
MacDonald shook his head. "Magic, sir? Really?"
Duquesne smiled again. "Right after this meeting, we'll introduce you to the wargs. You'll believe in magic by the end of the day. I guarantee it."
MacDonald's narrowed eyes and thinned lips were a picture of scepticism. "I look forward to it, sir."
Anne was sure he didn't really. "So who did you talk to, lieutenant?" she asked, "Are we going to be able to speak with people on Earth too?"
The Lieutenant made a pained face. "You will, but given what I saw when in contact myself, I have to warn you; I don't think you'll be allowed to talk to your family for a while. The other side is locked down tight."
Looking up at the sky, Anne scowled at the clouds. My family will hear from me eventually, I want the world to know about all this! Otherwise what was the point!
"What is the news from home then, sir?" asked the one master-corporal present, "Are they working on opening the way back?"
Duquesne held up a hand before the man had stopped speaking. "There's something I need to discuss before that," he said, "Your friend the ghost Brynden Rivers has made another move. When you guys came through, he learned English, and he's used that new-found ability to speak to our superiors before I did."
Murmurs of consternation went around the circle like a Mexican wave. Anne wondered what the problem was. "What did that one-eyed prick say?" Nowak asked, his pudgy nose flaring with annoyance.
"He showed them a lot of home movies," Duquesne said, "The history of what those ice demons you're already familiar with, for one. As well as everything we have done since arriving."
Now that is interesting. "What have you done?" Anne asked.
"You'll all be briefed on that too," Duquesne said dismissively, clearly not wanting to chat about it right then and there, "We'll probably spend the next few days getting you up to speed with everything you need to know. It's going to be a pain in the ass, to be honest."
"Are we in trouble, sir?" O'Neill responded, his tongue licking his lower lip.
What did they do to make him worried?
"I am in a little trouble, and you know why," Duquesne grinned, "The military are more than a little impressed we survived, so that kinda overrules the trouble."
The grin died quickly.
"But that's not the real issue. Both the brass and the politicians are shitting themselves over the threat of the Others. Our own government and the Americans are meeting as we speak to work out the best solutions."
"You'd think the Americans wouldn't be worried of all people," the bald sergeant commented.
The Lieutenant shook his head. "Last night, Arrel told you about something called the Long Night, and that is exactly what it sounds like; magic blotting out most of the sun for months, even years. Well, Rivers showed the brass exactly what that looked like. They are not happy."
The sole military police sergeant squirmed on his tree stump awkwardly. "What does that mean for us?"
"Officially, nothing much yet," Duquesne replied, "I have been confirmed as commanding officer of this combined unit, that's the one piece of news I can give you for sure. Unofficially, I've been told it's unlikely we will be allowed to go home until something is done about the threat we've discovered. The Colonel himself told me they've already requested to send more people through, but Minister of Defence is very reluctant. The rest of the cabinet will be too. They're exploring alternatives."
Anne knew where that would lead. These poor guys, she thought, They're going to be stuck here doing our dirty work, no one will want to come here without a way back.
"Are they working on getting us home?" O'Neill asked.
Duquesne looked to Anne. "I've been told the scientists who understand that process the best are here with us. Could you gather them for me? They'll be the first to … phone home next."
Anne goggled a bit, not having realised the fact all the people who knew about the portal were in fact already through it. Away from their accelerators and reactors. "Of course. But from what I remember them telling me, they don't have the equipment. And they only have a theory about how to open the way, not the full recipe."
The Lieutenant frowned. "Well, we can bring through equipment. That's one advantage we do have. I've confirmed that myself already, when I sent back my reports on a key drive, along with the personal effects of Singh and Arron. The Army is preparing a care package for us that should arrive in about an hour. Food, fuel, ammunition, meds for some of the civilians. And coffee."
"Thank Christ," O'Neill declared. The rest did seem to be cheered up by the news. And Anne couldn't blame him. Her stomach was beginning to hurt with hunger.
"We need to organise the briefings schedule, but I have two more things before that," Duquesne said, "First is a kind of notice; society here is quite literally medieval. If you're not a noble or stupidly rich, you're basically subhuman to the people that live most places here. Now, our allies aren't like that, but we do have a representative with us for the kingdom we passed through to get here."
"He's easy to spot," O'Neill added, "Young guy, mop of brown hair, pouty face, big sword, better clothes than most, blonde woman with him... Massive white wolf hanging around."
Anne knew who was being talked about, but she hadn't recalled seeing any white wolves. Why would a wolf be following a boy anyway?
"We had to exaggerate our rank a little so we weren't treated like shit," O'Neill continued.
The bald sergeant let out a laugh. "Are you a general now O'Neill?"
"Na, I'm a field marshal," O'Neill shot back, pointing at the man, "So you better show some respect."
The sergeants snickered to themselves at how ridiculous it was. Anne simply shook her head. Even she knew he wouldn't pass for a field marshal. He didn't have enough fancy stuff on his uniform, for a start.
"Point is we need to keep up appearances," Duquesne interrupted, though he was smiling himself, "As far as anyone is concerned, we're all nobles or our equivalent. Now we've mostly acted the same way we do according to our real ranks, but there's an exception you guys will have to follow until we've have organised ourselves better."
"Zheng, sir?" O'Neill guessed.
Duquesne nodded. "During our journey here, some suggestion was made that one of us might have to marry someone in order to get concessions we needed to pass peacefully. In order to protect Corporal Zheng from being the subject of such a demand, we've told everyone she's a princess in exile. So while I don't want you to salute her or anything, any sort of disrespect that someone who can't speak English would notice is not on, as of this moment."
There was dead silence at that. Anne was in total disbelief. "Why? Couldn't you just have said no to a marriage?"
"We needed a reason to exclude it as a possibility," Duquesne stated, "Remember there were only four of us. The local kingdoms could have overwhelmed us after taking 'no' as an insult. Or they would've thought they could, and got hundreds of people killed for no good reason. A technical excuse makes it sound like we would consider it under normal circumstances, so we're not rejecting the concept outright."
"But saying she is a princess makes her more valuable, not less," Anne continued, "They wouldn't want a marriage with a commoner."
"They also wouldn't negotiate with us mere plebs," O'Neill said with a glare, "We're not stupid, you know."
Duquesne held up a hand to forestall further argument, which Anne respected. Time and place.
"The logic was that princesses can't get married without the consent of their monarchs," the lieutenant explained, "Since I wasn't her monarch, I couldn't authorise it. If I was just a superior noble lord, I should've been able to apply pressure to her to make her do it, or that's the expectation the lords of Westeros would've had. I wasn't going to fight a war over that. Besides, the brass signed off on the approach."
Anne wanted to object, but her brain caught up with her mouth. He's right… and it's not that bad an idea, except… "Good points," she said, with a slight smile, "But your corporal isn't the only Canadian woman here now. We can't all be princesses, can we?"
Duquesne tilted his head. "We're not just four soldiers any more either though."
Anne knew that was a bad response. They couldn't just have it revealed that they lied about their status and rely on firepower to make sure there were no consequences. If she and everyone else was going to survive, they needed a more permanent solution. "What are you according to this story? A lord?"
Duquesne leaned forward onto his knees with a sigh. "An Elector. I figured it was unusual for someone in this society to be able to vote for things, and they'd only understand that in terms of a noble being allowed to do it. So technically speaking, I didn't lie. I just didn't tell them that millions of people can vote in Canada."
"Plus we also said our military ranks were separate from our political rank, more or less," O'Neill said, "Which also isn't a lie."
Anne tapped her fingers on the tree stump below her, digesting this information. "That's clever. It even reflects the political reality back home more than you probably think. There are hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of people who can't vote. Temporary and permanent residents," she thought aloud, "But not clever enough. It won't stand up to scrutiny, particularly with more of us here. We need to do better."
"Do we?" MacDonald asked, "We've got modern armaments, Doctor. And enough men and women to use them. Unless the locals put a hundred thousand men in the field or catch us unawares, I'm not sure we should care about whether or not they know we're not really nobles."
"We are going to have diplomatic relations with these people probably for the rest of Canada's existence," Anne said, "We need to contextualise our society in a way they understand."
"And what does that mean?" asked the bald Sergeant, "We tell them no, actually we're not nobles?"
Anne bit her lip. We should… but we can't. "No, we continue the trend Lieutenant Duquesne has already started. We're all electors, voters. There are levels above that, members of parliament and ministers. We layer on military and academic rank, and make it clear that who is the superior is contextual, supposedly based on competence." Though it isn't. "We introduce the idea that there are millions of us with political rights slowly and indirectly. Outright saying so would get us into trouble that I'd rather avoid."
"As would I," Duquesne agreed, "Though I'm perfectly happy with a higher degree of deception about this than you are. The lords of this kingdom are shits, to be honest. They would lie to us as easily as breathing. I feel no obligation to not do the same."
I'm sure you don't, Anne thought, the reason for Teixeira's attitude towards the lieutenant becoming more clear by the second. "We don't have the right to lie about it forever, we are representing Canada now whether you like it or not. We can't misrepresent our political system and society. Nor can we judge theirs."
Duquesne snorted. "Easy to say when you haven't driven through pillaged villages for the last few weeks, Doctor."
Wanting to curse, Anne had no answer to that. She wasn't so stupid as to believe a medieval war was clean. Not that these men in front of me are clean either.
Chapter 55: The Regent
Chapter Text
The torches flickered as the men in red cloaks stood in two lines to either side of the arches of the gatehouse, waiting for the bronze doors to swing open. It was a moonless night, and the darkness seemed to make the large passageway look like a gaping maw of some great red creature of stone, waiting to swallow or pour dragonfire on whoever came along.
Cersei waited at the end of the path between the soldiers, waiting for Lord Tywin, Hand of the King. She was wearing a dress robe with long sleeves, and she kept catching herself wringing her hands inside them. Each time she did so, she wanted to recoil in disgust. Who am I? A snivelling coward like Varys?
Yet she could not stop herself completely. Cersei wanted to look up at the black sky and scream. So much had gone wrong.
Wildlings south on the Wall in alliance with the Starks was only the start of it. They had helped sweep away her father's army with sorcerous armaments. Lord Tywin himself had been wounded, though the ravens brought no real word of how badly except to Pycelle. Meanwhile, Robb Stark had gone to Riverrun and liberated the home of his mother, sweeping aside yet another army loyal to the Crown.
And Jaime got himself captured, the brave fool.
Then came the next set of follies.
First, news from the border with the Reach; Lord Renly had married the Tyrell girl and declared himself King, the armies of the Reach and Stormlands mustering to his banner. There was talk that as many as a hundred thousand knights and men-at-arms could be mustered by the man.
Perhaps only a day later, Lord Stannis declared his own claim from Dragonstone, to the surprise of no one. Cersei would not have paid this much heed, save to amuse herself with the notion that the Baratheons would be killing each other. However, the former Master of Ships had also declared Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen to be bastards of incest; he had revealed the truth.
He was wise to flee the capital, Cersei thought bitterly, For I would make the flesh merchants of Slaver's Bay and the Boltons look like gentle men should he have stayed. A small part of her feared her father would believe the man, but the world was not so cruel as that. Unfortunately for Stannis' claims, Joffrey being a bastard would mean the Iron Throne ought to fall to him by right. Lord Tywin would therefore see his declaration for what it was in truth; a naked grab for the crown.
No, that is not the thing to be worried about, she had reminded herself, It is this war. She felt like the walls of every room she sat in were closing to crush her, and there was no way out.
In every direction, enemies seemed to be growing in strength. Cersei was sure the city would fall unless measures were taken. She had already taken some of her own, but she could not rally the men to do their duty. Yes, they saw her as Queen-Regent, powerful and beautiful, but the wrong sex to lead the defence of a city. Nor in truth did she know how, she admitted that much to herself.
There was one man who could. A fool in his own way, but his name still commanded respect and fear, even if he had been recently defeated. Cersei wanted to hate him for his failure, but there was nowhere else to turn.
"Open the gates for the Hand of the King!" shouted the sergeant of the red cloaks. With a dull metallic creak, the bronze gates swung open slowly.
The gatehouse passageway belched a foul, warm air through into the courtyard, all the smells of the city following the wind. Cersei had to stop breathing for a moment, as the humours of the air came back into balance. When she began again, the smell remained, but thankfully was not directed straight into her face any more.
Before the gates were even fully opened, the armoured and torch-lit procession moved forwards, led by the Lion banner of House Lannister. Riding directly behind was not Lord Tywin, but Ser Lyle Crakehall, the boar on his tabard complemented by a red cloak of his own. Few horsemen came with, instead the plate-sheathed footmen of Casterly Rock and Lannisport came into the grounds.
Ser Lyle quicked barked orders for the men to arrange themselves off to the side, and the rush of men finally parted. Cersei saw Lord Tywin now. He was being carried on an open litter atop the shoulders of tall men, sitting in a half-upright position, most of his body under blankets despite the heat. Shuffling behind him were a trio of maesters, and behind those, as many men as had already passed within the walls of the Red Keep.
At least he has brought reinforcement, Cersei thought with slight relief. But she soon clenched her intertwined fingers hard when she noticed her father was missing a hand. As he got closer, she realised he had gotten thinner, and his breathing harder than before. For a moment, she feared he was on the edge of death.
But then he met her gaze. It had not changed. There may be hope yet.
"Your Grace," Lord Tywin called as he approached. He inclined his head forward in as sufficient a bow as a man crippled could possibly have given.
Queen-Regent is my title. "Lord Hand," Cersei replied, biting down any retort, "The Grand Maester awaits in the Tower of the Hand."
Tywin's eyes seemed to stare at her for a moment. "And Lord Stark? He yet lives?"
"He does," Cersei replied, "He has moved to better quarters, and his wound has been seen to, though it continues to bother him."
"A state of affairs we share," Lord Tywin remarked, "Though I doubt it will avail us any sympathy either way. At noon tomorrow, I would meet with him over a meal. We have much to discuss. You will join us."
Cersei's lips curled back. Why should I eat with that traitor… But instead of the objection she wished to make, the fear made her say something else. "I shall."
The midday meal was taken in the Tower of the Hand.
Lord Tywin had not left since arriving there the night before, though a great many men had been summoned to it in the hours since dawn. Cersei knew that Varys, Littlefinger and Slynt had all made their way up the spiral steps in turn.
Pycelle had not left the building at all, seeing to her father's wounds and leaving the dispatch of ravens to a lesser man temporarily. There is no way the doddering fool would allow that, he must have been ordered to. It was not a good omen for Lord Tywin's health.
Cersei herself arrived a little early, again by command. She left the Kingsguard below, ascended the stairs, passed the red cloaks guarding the way and into to the private audience chamber. Not much had changed since the last time she had been inside it; the Myrish carpets and wall hangings remained, the round window still allowed the light of the day inside. But there were no more Stark direwolf banners hanging either.
Lord Tywin was sat in his chair, greatly padded with additional pillows, his lower half covered with a blanket. His face seemed more normal, the rest of the night having done some good. A fine glass cup stood on the desk before him, filled with a Dornish red. He was waiting for her.
A fire was being stoked by a servant, which Cersei thought mad until herbs were thrown atop the flames, filling the room with a pleasant scent. Absurd to think her father would want such a thing, but it was likely one of Pycelle's prescriptions.
"Daughter," Lord Tywin called.
"Father," Cersei said, moving to one of the two empty chairs in front of the desk, "When will the exchange for Jaime happen? Assuring his freedom must be our first act."
"When I have made the proper arrangements," Lord Tywin said, "I do not disagree with you… but I will speak no further on the matter."
"And do you have a plan to turn the war in our favour? Beyond what I have already offered to Lord Stark?"
"I do." He gave no further details.
Cersei wanted to strangle him. Her brother and lover was in the hands of vengeful Riverlords now, and their savage allies. But she could not bring herself to it. "Are we to eat here?" she said instead, "Not in the residence?"
Lord Tywin seemed to clench his jaw. Cersei blinked. That was an unusual display of displeasure from him for such a small question. "The maesters advise me to move as little as possible," he ground out, "And I have every intention of making a full recovery."
Gods, I do not know if he will defeat our enemies or die in his sleep. "I see," Cersei said.
"You do not," Tywin replied, "And you should pray to never find out, if such a thing would do any good."
"Why have you summoned me early?" Cersei asked, her impatience growing.
Lord Tywin's emerald eyes regarded her coolly, as he reached over and took up a piece of paper from the corner of the desk. "I would know what preparations you have made to defend this city. We have enemies other than the Starks and Tullys."
What sort of fool do you take me for? "I have ordered the recruitment of more Gold Cloaks, that our walls be inspected and prepared for siege, and what food that can be brought moved into the Red Keep."
"Yes, I have heard this," Lord Tywin replied quickly, "The other members of the Small Council brought it to my attention. There are two other measures I wish to discuss… You have been to visit the pyromancers? The eunuch was most distressed."
I'm sure Varys was distressed. He saw the Mad King burn men. Cersei bit her lip, wondering if her father would approve. "I ordered them to begin the manufacture of wildfire," she said, "For use against any host that may attempt to take the city by storm or land beneath the walls." It was the only thing she could think of that might be of real use. Everything else had been the idea of Littlefinger or Slynt.
Tywin hummed a deep note. "Excellent," he said, "Dangerous and foolish… but we do not have the luxury of refusing risks. I doubt the Young Wolf will see such a thing coming. Renly is even less likely to." He almost smiled, and she understood why; the idea of burning the Starks and wildlings after what was done to him clearly appealed.
Cersei nodded, as the fear inside released its grip just slightly. "To deal with the Canadians, we have sent for assassins," she continued, her confidence growing, "Lord Varys has discovered a troupe of the Sorrowful Men are operating in Lys, and assures me they are second only to the Faceless Men in their trade. We have already dispatched a messenger to hire them, and others to hire sellswords."
Lord Tywin seemed to regain some colour in his face. "That was the other matter I wanted to speak about. It pleases me greatly to see you have taken it in hand," he said, "The sooner the foreigners are removed from the board, the sooner the northern cause will collapse, wildling against Stark. Lord Varys says they are the keystone of the peace in the Gift."
"You have decided our plan has merit, then?" Cersei asked, "To use Sansa Stark as assurance for her father turning his armies north against the wildlings? Lord Stark has already agreed."
Lord Tywin read the small document in his hand for a moment ."I have. Not least because I have leverage to make it work, where you lacked it after my defeat."
"Is that why you wish to speak to Lord Stark?"
"Yes. He agreed," Lord Tywin said, "But I do not trust him to keep to his agreement now, even with his daughter in our hands."
Cersei scoffed, not believing her father's ignorance. "Honourable Lord Stark, betray his word and his daughter? I think not."
More servants began moving around them, setting the table with plates of roast pork, bread and cheese, jugs of wine and a large pot of stew. A bowl of the steaming stuff was quickly placed in front of Lord Tywin. Cersei felt herself sweat. Between the food and the hearth, there were far too many sources of heat around.
"Lord Stark attempted to remove you from power," her father said, taking up a spoon to eat, "He was never an ambitious man, uninvolved in court life here. So why did he try?"
Cersei's heart lurched. She rushed to find another conclusion. "He was acting on behalf of someone else. He did not join Renly, so it must be Stannis."
Tywin nodded. And began his lecture. "Indeed. Eddard Stark has never regarded our house with the respect it deserves. He sees Jaime as a dishonourable man for killing the Mad King, though never did a king more deserve a blade to the back than Aerys. He hates me as a monster for the death of Princess Elia and her children. Stannis shares this hate, because he wishes the throne to be his. And now, I have been defeated, for the moment."
Cersei considered this. It is a better logic than the truth.
A red cloak entered after a moment, scattering the servants, and leaned in to whisper something into Lord Tywin's ear. The man was quickly dismissed, and her father cleared his throat. "You may enter, Lord Stark."
The man hobbled inside, his broken leg supported by struts and his weight supported by a cane. Without a word, he moved to the last spare chair, and sat down heavily, causing the thing to creak. His cane was quickly taken by a servant and placed by the hearth.
He eyed Lord Tywin and then the food warily, but paid Cersei no mind at all. That's right, I'm not here. Not while Father is.
"You may eat," Lord Tywin said, before following his own words and putting a spoonful of stew into his mouth, "Appreciate food while you can, Lord Stark. My wounds have seen me reduced to stews and soups, for now."
Lord Stark considered this, and then reached forward for the pork and bread, serving himself a generous helping. He ate slowly and deliberately, as if bracing to be poisoned. An irrational fear, given how valuable a prisoner he now was. Lord Tywin said nothing, seemingly just enjoying his meal too.
"You have accepted our offer," Cersei said, "We would have you know your full responsibilities."
Lord Stark chewed for a moment, and then finally looked at her. "I am aware," he said, with much insolence, "I am to declare my role in treasons against the Crown. I shall be exchanged for Tyrion and the Kingslayer. I shall then lead my banners home, to repel the wildlings."
Lord Tywin put down his spoon with a clank sound inside his bowl. "Lord Stark, I do not believe for a moment you would do as we have commanded."
Stark's grey eyes narrowed. "You have my daughter," came the reply.
And soon, Baelish will have her, Cersei thought with a sneer, If you defy us.
Lord Tywin's cool green gaze was met with Stark's own grey one. "What do you know of recent events?"
Stark ate a little more, before putting down his plate. "I know you have suffered grievous defeats. I know you have not received aid or support from much of the realm. I know you need peace as badly as I want it."
"Ah, peace," Lord Tywin purred, "Peace must be delivered at the end of a sword, Lord Stark. What I want from you is a truce. We can discuss peace after I have dealt with our other enemies."
"I am certain you were happy to teach that lesson to the Reynes of Castamere," Lord Stark replied, "But it is not one I require taught to me. And I am sure you cannot teach it to my son, or you would not have moved me from the black cells."
Cersei stared as her father's face went red with an anger he couldn't restrain. Whatever discipline he had in the past was gone. It was a shocking thing to see of a man she had known kept as many of his feelings buried beneath a stern visage as much as he possibly could.
"It was not your son who resisted the lesson," Lord Tywin ground out, "Tell me, what do you know of the Canadians?"
Lord Stark's head turned slightly in confusion, to Cersei's surprise. "Canadians?" he asked, "What are Canadians?"
Why does he feign ignorance? "Foreigners," Cersei said, "But those that apparently sail the seas of the far north enough to find themselves shipwrecked beyond the Wall. Or so Lord Varys has informed us." She did not state on the other, more fantastical rumour that the Canadians came from beyond the realms of men entirely. It was impossible.
"I do not know of these Canadians," Lord Stark said.
Lord Tywin turned his gaze to Cersei. "You did not tell him of their role?"
Cersei scowled back. "I did not inform him of every detail, no." And why should I? He is our prisoner.
Her father returned his attention to Stark. "These foreigners are who brought the wildlings south of the Wall, and who brokered the peace between the wildlings and your son."
Lord Stark's solemn face seemed to shift, the corners of his mouth turning upwards. "And who defeated you in battle?" he asked, "I did wonder how that was achieved."
Cersei felt a flash of anger up her throat. "Do not be so pleased," she said.
"My daughter speaks correctly," Lord Tywin added, "We have suffered a defeat, but your wife's family have had their strength depleted and we inflicted losses on your own banners. What happened has merely brought things back to balance, not given you an advantage."
Lord Stark picked up his own glass cup and one of the jugs of wine, pouring himself some Arbor Gold. "I hear Lord Renly has ambitions on the throne," he said, "And Lord Stannis has pressed his own right."
Where did he hear that? Cersei fumed silently. She promised herself to find out who had been visiting the man in his room.
"So you understand our need," Tywin said with surprising calm, "Allow me to explain yours. Aside from our having your daughter, Renly is as much a threat to you as he is to us. I doubt you would declare your allegiance to a man who you believe has usurped his own brother's claim."
"With the assistance of the grasping Tyrells no less," Cersei commented. Truly, Renly had lost his reason entirely in riding to Highgarden. He had all the legitimacy of a bandit by the roadside in calling himself a king.
"Lord Renly Baratheon does not frighten me," Lord Stark remarked, placing the wine jug back on the table, "The Tyrells would find the Neck as welcoming as ever to invaders. As would you."
"Lord Stannis enjoys no support from any of the other great houses," Tywin continued, "Your joining him would avail you nothing but Renly's ire, and ours."
Lord Stark stared into the air, and brought his wine to his lips. He grimaced, misliking the taste. Cersei watched with disdain. His attitude is not one of a beaten man or a father whose daughters are in the hands of his enemies. "I know not why you are attempting to convince me to follow my own word," he said, "You have my daughter."
"Circumstances have changed," Tywin said, "As I said, I do not believe you will now do as I have commanded. There is another reason you must. The Canadian sorcerers left me a gift before I met them in battle. My outriders discovered it tied to a tree by the Ruby Ford, and I rode out to see it for myself."
Cersei felt her brow rise. She had not heard this story before. "What gift?"
"Living dead men," Tywin said sternly, "Their flesh rotting off their bones, yet they still moved, gazed and made noise from their throats."
The room grew so quiet that the crackling of the fire sounded as loud as war drums. What madness is this?
"Something I would have regarded as strange tales had I not seen them with my own eyes." Tywin continued, as he looked to Lord Stark. "We have received word of these creatures from Lord Varys' spies. There are a great many, beyond the Wall. Tens of thousands and more. It is said the North still believes in such things, Lord Stark, is that correct?"
Lord Stark put down his cup, his eyes shifting side to side in thought. "Before Robert came to Winterfell, I caught a deserter from the Night's Watch," he said, "He was half-mad with fear, making wild claims about death coming for us all from beyond the Wall. Mayhaps he saw such dead men."
"Mayhaps," Lord Tywin allowed.
Cersei was struck dumb. Jaime was in the hands of this man's son, most likely being ill-treated, the Crown's armies were weak, the capital was threatened, the cause of House Lannister is gravest danger… and her father was discussing grumkins and snarks.
"The existence of these creatures suggests a larger problem," Lord Tywin sighed, "The maesters are already saying the winter to come will be long. You already have wildlings south of the Wall. You may soon have walking dead men, and worse if the old legends have any merit. The North may soon need support from the rest of the realm to survive such an onslaught."
Lord Stark took up his wine again, and drank deeply, finishing it. "Lord Tywin, I fear I am repeating myself. I have agreed to your terms. I have put aside my pride and honour for the life of my daughter and the protection of my kingdom. Your continued questions about this are insults, my lord."
Lord Tywin let out a sharp breath, which could have been amusement or anger. Cersei herself began to doubt the northman's word. How could she not? His son was poised to attack the city.
"I am releasing you to your own host, a considerable risk," Tywin said, "In such circumstances, many men would disregard the safety of their daughter, hanging their hope on the ability of your own arms to retaliate should she be armed."
"I am not many men," Stark replied.
"Yet I do not believe you," Lord Tywin sighed, "Your attitude is not of a man who knows his cause is hopeless. Lord Stannis' claim is doomed. Though he commands the loyalty of the Royal Fleet, he has fewer than ten thousand men-at-arms of any worth."
Lord Stark inclined his head forwards. "I did not attempt to take control of this keep to serve Lord Stannis. King Stannis, in truth. I discovered Joffrey and his siblings are bastards, as Jon Arryn and Stannis did before me. That is why my predecessor is dead, and why Stannis left the city before my arrival."
Cersei felt like a wight had just caressed her down her back, bony cold fingers scratching her skin. He isn't…
"We have heard this claim," Tywin said with a dismissive wave, "A veil for Stannis' royal ambition."
"Why would I support Stannis?" Lord Stark replied, "I had no interest in your southron follies before Robert brought me south. I was already Hand of the King, my daughter to be wed to the heir. What could Stannis offer me that I had already not achieved?"
"Be quiet, you vile man!" Cersei burst, "To repeat such disgusting lies!"
Tywin looked askance at her, but Lord Stark kept addressing her father. "Every one of Robert's bastards were black-of-hair, regardless of the mother's colouring. Every one of his supposed trueborn children is fair."
"Be quiet!" Cersei repeated.
"I confronted your daughter about this," Lord Stark stated heedlessly, "I thought to save the children from the wrath of Robert. She admitted her adultery and hatred for our king openly. A great mistake on my part, for as soon as I told her that I knew, any chance of peace between our houses died."
"Why do you repeat this lie?" Lord Tywin half-snarled. He doesn't believe, Cersei breathed, He can't.
"Lord Tywin, did I have a reputation for lying?" Lord Stark said, "Was my name so sullied that I was not to be considered a man of my word? Your daughter saw fit to release me before. I suggest that even she thought me honourable enough to do as you ask before."
"You are desperate," Lord Tywin retorted, "You wish to drive a wedge between my daughter and I, my king and I."
"You have my daughter. Must I say it seven times like a southron prayer?"
Cersei's heart near stopped as no more words spilled forth. Her father's eyebrow twitched once, before his eyes turned to her. Searching. "It is a lie, father."
Lord Tywin's eyes turned upwards, and he began to shake his head back and forth rapidly. He slumped in his seat, his shoulders joining his head in its movement. His skin turned a white pallor, his fingers curling and uncurling. A sick dance. Lord Stark looked on in shock of his own.
Cersei burst out of her chair and over to her father, grasping his writhing hands in her own. Gods, I've killed him. "Maester!" she screamed, "Maester!"
Chapter 56: Arya
Chapter Text
The Street of Silk was a different contest to Flea Bottom.
In Flea Bottom, Arya had lived for what felt like years catching pigeons and trading them for what food she could get at the pot-shops, strange men chasing her with their eyes and occasionally just chasing her. The children in the street chased her too, and responded to her own attempts to make friends like she was speaking in riddles.
Every day she checked the gates of the city, trying to leave. The city seemed to get even more guarded against people leaving in the days she had escaped the Red Keep. She heard rumours that Robb had won great battles in the Riverlands, near the Trident.
Arya was happy for that at first, and hoped she might even be able to wait out the war until Robb came to rescue her. But every time she heard of the battles, she got sad. The Trident is where I drove Nymeria away, was all she could think, wondering if things might have been better if the direwolves had been there.
On the Street of Silk though, everything was different. It didn't smell so bad. It ran up one of the hills, and on the opposite side to Flea Bottom, away from the bad air made by pigs, horses and men. Instead, it smelled like incense and good food, particularly the higher up the hill she went.
Arya had discovered it when a collection of gold cloaks had emerged onto her usual route between the Dragon Gate and the Iron Gate, forcing her to scramble up a winding stairway cut into the rock towards the Dragonpit. At the top was the street.
She soon learned what went on there too.
Arya had been forced to sit through a lesson once on what men and women did together without clothes. Back in Winterfell, she had accidentally run into a room where two servants had been rolling around with each other. Arya had paid them no heed, just saying to them to be careful. Somehow her mother had found out. The servants went away to work in Wintertown, and Arya was forced to hear the most embarrassing things in her entire life.
So when she had discovered what a brothel was, and that the street was filled with them, her first instinct was to leave. But then Arya had smelled the food coming out of one of the buildings. Proper food, not bowls of brown like the pot-shops.
She had found it very easy to slip inside; the front doors were guarded, but the lower windows were not. The moans and groans made her cheeks burn scarlet, but it was mere play to go to the central room and whisk what was on the table away under her cloak. She had made off with a whole roast chicken and ate it in an alley, not bothered by any other children or strange men.
Arya quickly discovered why she hadn't been interrupted. Armed men kept watch and attempted to drive her away just as she finished eating. Street children were a nuisance that they were paid to deal with, she was told. And she guessed the strange men were too busy with what they could buy inside the buildings to be worried about what was wandering around outside.
Still, she had learned that lesson. She looked for and found some boys clothes to steal on a clothes-line behind one brothel. They fit her well. The next brothel Arya raided, she came away with coin as well as food. It was a simple matter of hooking away spare purse on the point of Needle, then hiding it under a tray of food she had picked up.
Her escape had been a simple matter too; she had been mistaken for a servant by at least two people that had come across her path out in the gloom of the night. She had to scatter the gold and silver coins to escape the guards of the brothel next door, but got away to the stairs in the confusion.
That night, she ate a chicken wing, a quarter loaf of bread, and attempted to wash it down with whatever was in the bottle she had snatched. It was strong liquor, and she spat it out the second it hit her tongue. The next morning, Arya bought her breakfast, two tarts, a lemon one and a blueberry one. She got them from a street cart whose owner had previously refused to barter when all she had to do so was a pigeon. He had remembered her, and how she had thought about stealing from him.
It had cost her double, but food hadn't tasted so good in her life. The feeling of sickness she had gone the second she had finished licking her fingers clean of the last blueberry jam. She bought her food at midday and sundown that day too, keeping to the merchants' quarter near the Mud Gate where the strange men were fewer.
The next night, her stomach aching with hunger again, she was determined to do better. If I can keep a purse's worth, I might have enough to last 'til Robb gets here, she thought as she climbed her way up the hill once again.
This time, she approached from the direction of the Dragon Pit; the steep and rocky slope behind the brothels not guarded at all. She wasn't as good as Bran at climbing, but the way was not as hard as climbing Winterfell's towers either.
She quickly found herself in the walled garden of a brothel she hadn't seen before. Flowering bushes made little corridors in the space, leading to circular spaces. There were all manner of beds and couches laid out under awnings in each, though no one was outside laying on them.
Arya knew why; it was darker and colder than usual, the clouds obscured the moon and stars. The sound of laughter and moaning filtered through the half-closed shutters of the rooms. The only open window was at the second-to-top floor, three floors up. She chewed her lip. The building had smooth walls, covered in plaster painted red. The only place to put her hands and feet were the hinges of the shutters.
As she was deciding whether or not to risk it, a voice boomed out from the door to the garden. "Come, dear child, let us refresh ourselves in the night air!"
Her heart leaping up to her throat, Arya quickly leapt onto the outside of the ground floor shutter nearest her. Mercifully the thing did not move and made only a small creak as her weight hung off of it. It was a good thing she did. The doors opened and a fat man wearing a loosely tied robe wandered out of the doorway, followed by a blonde girl wearing nothing but a thin silver chain draped over her shoulders and hips.
She'll be cold, Arya mind thought idly, before she snapped out of it and began climbing. Getting to the top of the shutter was easy, and she soon found getting to the next shutter was more difficult. It took some balancing between a drainpipe and the windowsill above her head, and her hands hurt like she had just taken a strap across them, but she got up.
She repeated the process twice more; climb the shutter, stand on its top, use the drainpipe to push off and grab the windowsill, haul herself up. Eventually, she found herself climbing in the window she had spied from below. She was immediately hit with the smell of incense and perfume, and had to blink to get her vision in the even greater darkness.
It was a bedroom, but there was no one inside. The bed had more pillows than seemed like anyone needed. The floor was covered in Myrish carpets. The door was open a crack, and light stole inside the room in a beam, hitting the curtains that seemed to cover all the walls. A little ring of light came from another direction. A small hole in the wall to the next room was visible.
Knowing there was likely nothing in the room itself, Arya crept to the door and peeked out. Beyond was a central room, more of the sounds of the men and women in the other ones filling it. It had more couches and tables arranged in the very middle, wall sconces with candles burning in spaces between the other doors. The stairs were directly opposite. It was empty of men, but the tables had plenty of food. Pastries and spices. Not coins, but good enough.
She tried opening the door a little wider, but a bald head appeared from the floor below. Arya didn't know how she couldn't hear his footsteps on the wooden stairs, but when he came into view, she knew him at once. Bald head, soft face, lavender silk clothes, velvet slippers: It was Lord Varys, the Master of Whisperers.
Arya ducked behind the door, into the shadow. How is he alive? she thought, He must have betrayed Father! A rage boiled up inside her, making her face feel warm and causing her fists to clench so hard they hurt more than they had when she had climbed the shutters.
The man made no noise that she could hear over her anger and the sounds of the brothel, until the door to the room beside opened and closed shut loudly.
A muffled voice cried out in anger, the small hole in the wall admitting the sounds of the next room as well as its light. Curious about what Varys might be doing in a brothel, for Arya knew he was a eunuch and what that meant, she closed the door over further so no one might see her and crept over to the hole.
Inside the room opposite was a little solar, like Father's in the Tower of the Hand but smaller. The room was just as draped in curtains as the others, but instead of a bed there was a large desk, covered with candles and documents. The space was dimly lit by the orange flames, revealing the outlines of bookcases containing many tomes.
Behind the desk sat Littlefinger… Lord Baelish, a writing quill in his hand over a piece of parchment. He was even wearing his doublet with mockingbirds stitched into it. His thin face was curled with anger, his brow creased deeply. Arya couldn't see Lord Varys yet, the peephole was too small.
"I told you to get out," Lord Baelish said.
"And I told you I had business with you, my lord," came a sharp voice in reply. Arya blinked. She hadn't seen anyone else go into the room, and the voice did not sound like that she recalled Lord Varys had used the few times she had heard him speak.
But the eunuch came into view approaching the desk, and continued in the same sharp tone. "Interesting that you came here. It is my understanding that the entire realm believes a merchant of Lyseni origin to own this establishment."
"But of course you knew better," said Lord Baelish with a frustrated sigh, almost throwing his quill into the inkpot.
"Actually, I cannot say that I did," Lord Varys replied, softer this time, "Your previous trips to this establishment I assumed were to take up with one of the whores. The times I made to confirm that, you were for that purpose. This house does have some… unique offerings."
Littlefinger smiled and leaned back in his chair, pinching his forked beard between his forefinger and thumb. "How delightful to know I can trick the all-seeing Master of Whisperers," he said, "But as I said, Spider, get out. Before I have you thrown out."
For a moment, Arya thought Lord Varys might comply, for he turned to the door. But only briefly.
"What I come to say concerns our fortunes in this war," the Spider replied, "The reason you are here and not elsewhere is evident. You are planning to leave." He snatched up one of the documents on the desk, before the other man could stop him. "Elsewise, why would you be selling your businesses? And in secret, no less."
Littlefinger stood up from his desk and snatched the parchment back, before sitting down heavily. "Why should I tell you a thing like that?"
"Because I already know," came the soft answer, "You would be a fool to remain."
"I am no fool. Tywin is having fits. He recovered once or so says Pycelle, he may not recover from another. The Kingslayer is captured, as is the Mountain and a score of others. The hosts of the West are broken. The capital stands bare with barely enough men to defend the keep, never mind the city. The Lannisters have proven weak, a glass sword that shattered on the first strike against true steel."
The Spider tittered. "Northern steel, yes. Or Canadian steel. I quite agree."
Littlefinger put his hands on his desk, one on top of the other. "Steel that will soon be directed upon this city's head, and all those that held to Joffrey's claim," he said flatly, "I am surprised you are not making your own preparations to leave."
"Who says I am not?" the Spider replied, tucking his hands into his sleeves, "But I would prefer to delay the inevitable in this regard."
Arya blinked. They were discussing Robb's victories. The streets were abuzz with rumours of foreigners helping him. She felt like jumping up and down on the spot. If They are leaving, Robb will come soon to save me.
A single laugh erupted from Lord Baelish. "And you come to me to aid you in this? Nay, I shall not be your cats-paw."
Lord Varys tilted his head. "I do wonder if you have pondered properly on your fate should Lord Stark be exchanged," he said, "To most of the realm, your role in his capture in the throne room is mere rumour. If Lord Stark makes it alive to his lords, you shall not find others amenable to allow you into their service."
The Spider turned and inspected the nearest bookshelf, as Littlefinger watched him, mute. "Lord Stannis hates you already, what shall his reaction be when you cannot lie about being coerced into your support for Joffrey, I wonder," the eunuch spoke, "Lord Renly has no doubt already chosen another to sit as Master of Coin. No doubt a lesser role would be out of the question also, such a slight would it be to the North."
Father will cut off his head, Arya promised herself, Both their heads.
"Then I shall go to Braavos," Littlefinger sighed, like a mummer.
"The Vale, you mean," smiled the Spider, "Where your beloved Lysa and the mountains of the Moon can shield you…"
Arya's mouth twitched, wanting to ask the question on her mind. But wasn't Aunt Lysa married to old Jon Arryn? She cupped her hand over her mouth to stop it.
"Only I know not how you could reach the Eyrie," Lord Varys continued, "The Kingsroad will be filled with Stark men for quite some time, and vengeful riverlords after that… And the sea is even less hospitable regardless of where you plan to sail, for Stannis' fleet controls Blackwater Bay."
"And what shall you do should I refuse to help you?" Littlefinger smiled, "Stannis hates you with the same passion as he hates me, my lord of whispers. And while Renly is fool enough to think you useful, his allies of the Reach shall think otherwise. You are a man who has served too many kings to be trusted."
"Wonderful, my lord," Lord Varys said, tittering behind his sleeve, "You agree we have something of the same predicament. All the more reason to agree to aid me."
"As if I would tell you how I plan to leave, Spider," Littlefinger replied with spite, "You would make good use of that information, I am sure."
"I would," Lord Varys admitted, "But only should you find yourself unwilling to understand the truth."
"What truth is that?"
Lord Varys hid his mouth behind a sleeve. "That Eddard Stark is the only man who could bind the brothers Baratheon in a pact for the throne. A pact that shall seal our doom."
Littlefinger laughed haughtily. "Lord Stannis would sooner retire to the pleasure houses of Lys than see Lord Renly placed above him. Though I should say such a path might do that man a great good."
"Lord Stannis is an eminently practical man in most matters," Lord Varys replied, his voice sharper than ever, "Lord Stark will not support the younger man over the older in the succession. His release means delivering the North, the Riverlands and the wildlings to Stannis' cause. And Lord Stannis will not offend his most loyal and puissant Lord Paramount by refusing to negotiate in good faith."
"And who will he negotiate with?" Littlefinger replied, "Lord Renly is not a practical man, he is a prideful man. He will not…"
"Lord Renly will do what the Tyrells wish of him," the Spider interrupted, "And the Tyrells are many things, but wasteful is not among them. As long as their blood sits the throne eventually and they sit the Small Council, they care not. Stannis alone they could sweep aside with little cost. Stannis with the backing of the northmen and Riverlords? Such an alliance cannot be defeated with ease."
"And the stormlords may waver, for they would face the same alliance they were a part of in the rebellion," Littlefinger admitted with an ugly frown, before it curved upwards into a wicked, uglier grin, "So speak my part in this farce you propose."
Varys made a dramatic gesture with his arm, finishing by pointing to the floor. "We cannot allow such a pact," Varys said, "Nor can we allow the city to fall so soon. Lord Stark is an obstacle."
Lord Baelish stood up and leaned across the table. "That is not asking what you mean. Say it, Spider. I want to hear you say it."
Lord Varys grimaced behind his sleeve, his teeth visible only to Arya. "To stop this, Eddard Stark must die."
Wanting nothing more than to scream, Arya almost shoved her whole fist into her mouth as she bit it to stay quiet. Tears filled her eyes and spilled out over her cheeks. They're going to kill Father. I have to stop them! She shifted her weight looking around, as if to find something to storm the room with. Needle soon leaped into her hand of its own accord… but she found herself frozen to the spot. Every breath became a struggle. She was too afraid.
Littlefinger sat back down, his hands grabbing for the tops of his chair's armrests, where carved birds stood. "You must truly be desperate to come to me. But I fail to see how I can help. The good lord is a prisoner in Maegor's Holdfast, guarded by Crakehall men no less."
Arya sucked in some air, quietly. That's right, they can't get him. He's too valuable.
"Even I cannot touch the Warden of the North there," Varys said airily, "But in truth it suits our purpose better if he is released. If he dies here, the Starks will take the capital, walls be damned. And that may be the worst outcome for both of us."
"Worse for myself," Lord Baelish snapped, "If you don't want him dead in the Red Keep, pray tell how I am to arrange that? The last assassin sent to Winterfell did not fare well, and that was against a crippled boy and his mother."
"And a direwolf," Varys responded haughtily, "'tis good practice not to forget those beasts."
"And if good honourable Eddard reaches his lords, then my reputation is sullied regardless," Littlefinger continued.
"It is Lord Stark that holds the grudge against you, and unlikely others will care to remember as long as he is dead and you are useful. The Northmen may be offended should you take up with Renly somehow or stand alongside Lysa Arryn, but only Eddard Stark has the authority to make something of it. The young heir is too young, and will bend to good sense."
Arya didn't know how her father had been taken, but she simmered and glared at Littlefinger through the peephole. She was sure he was responsible, the way he talked seemed to prove it. I'll get you, and introduce you to the pointy end!
"I know little of Robb Stark," said Littlefinger, "Surely he would be even more biddable to the whims of Stannis."
"Or even more biddable to the whims of the northern lords," Lord Varys sniffed, "I have little birds in Harrenhal. They chirp to me that the Umbers, Mormonts and Karstarks wish to end all involvement with southron affairs. Eddard Stark would never abandon the rightful king for the dream of his own crown, but Robb? Who knows." The eunuch spread his hands in front of him, before they once again disappeared into his sleeves.
Littlefinger shook his head. "I cannot say that notion displeases me, if only as it would keep them from seeking my skin," he said, "You still have not said how I can arrange such a thing, or why you cannot arrange such a thing yourself."
Lord Varys pulled a document of his own from his sleeve, and handed it over. Baelish took it and read quickly. "The Sorrowful Men?" he asked, "You intend to use the assassins the Crown is hiring?"
"You are hiring them on behalf of the Crown," Lord Varys said, "You are aware they shall come to you for their instructions? So said the missive I sent to Lys. I would use my own name, but alas, they still seek mine own life. A contract from the old days back in Essos. They rarely venture as far west as the cities on the coast never mind Westeros… but they are sorrowful men, not forgetful men."
"I wonder how much they would pay for assisting them in that matter," Littlefinger sneered.
"Nothing," Varys replied with absolute calm, "They know I am too well protected. But they also would not come if I was the one who called for them. They are the only group aside from the Faceless Men I would trust to accomplish the death of Lord Stark once he has left the walls of this city, for he goes into the protection of what appears to be the most powerful force since the dragonriders."
Littlefinger nodded. "The Canadians," he said, "There can be little doubt of their power now."
"Indeed so. Ordinary assassins would likely fail or refuse to make an attempt. The Sorrowful Men are not ordinary, and we are already sending them to deal with the foreigners. A simple addition to their instructions to eliminate Lord Stark puts them in no greater danger than they already face, and will not be detected. The Sorrowful Men have never given up the name or commands of someone who has engaged their services."
"I have heard that," Lord Baelish conceded, "Though it makes me curious why the Faceless Men declined such a contract."
To Arya's surprise, the Spider's face fell into a strange twist of emotion. "Their price was too high: They demanded three dragons. And I do not speak of the golden variety that you can spend."
Three dragons? But there are no more dragons?
Littlefinger's brow raised up. "Well, that is certainly not a cost the treasury can cover," he said flatly, "But I cannot trust you not to have proof of my giving such an addition to the assassin's orders."
"Then give the order where I cannot possibly gain proof," Varys snickered, "I am sure you can…"
Arya would have heard more, but heavy footsteps sounded outside to her right. Her heart racing, she quickly bolted behind the curtain nearest the window. The door squeaked open as she stood absolutely still, clutching the fabric around her to cover all that could been seen.
"This will do nicely," said a gruff voice, "It is one of the finest rooms I've yet seen."
More light slid in behind the curtain. Someone was lighting the candles in the room. Arya huddled back, as if she could escape it.
"Of course," said a pleasant womanly voice in reply, "We are happy to serve a brother of the Night's Watch. It is a rare occasion."
Arya's breath caught. Jon was in the Night's Watch. Maybe this man knew him. I can't trust anyone, she decided, I need to wait for Robb, warn him before Father leaves the keep.
"Don't spread that around too much," the gruff voice insisted, "I visit brothels only here and at Mole's Town. And from what I hear, I may receive a very different welcome the next time I arrive back north. The gods favoured me with some luck before my death, it seems. So I would thank you kindly if you would not talk about it, though gods know that may be asking a fish not to swim."
"We are discreet, ser," said the pleasant voice.
"I'm no ser either, just a black brother."
"Someone will be along to attend you soon, ser," the pleasant voice half-laughed, "I will also send ale as you have asked."
"I thank you."
The door shut again, and a mighty sigh sounded. The footsteps seemed to boom off the carpeted floor, circling the space. Arya's breath caught once more as they seemed to stop by her curtain. It was only when a single step further away thumped that she released the air bottled up in her chest.
Just in time for a large hand to reach behind the curtain and pull Needle from its scabbard. Before she could shout an objection or scream, the other hand swept aside the curtain and found its way to her mouth. Arya quickly had her own sword pointed at her throat.
She recognised who was doing the pointing at once. It was Yoren, the wandering crow who Arya had met in her father's solar in the Red Keep, on the day she had seen the wizard down in the tunnels by the dragon skulls. His black clothes and sword were familiar, they were the same he had been wearing then. His eyes were ablaze with anger, at first.
But he soon recognised her too, his thick black beard twitching as his mouth fell open.
Needle was removed from her neck, but Arya's mouth remained covered.
"Listen here," Yoren whispered, "Meet me where the road up to the Dragon Pit meets the road to the Gate of the Gods. Do you know where that is?"
Arya couldn't answer, his fingers were still pressed hard against her mouth. They smelled like grease and wine. So did his breath. She squirmed.
"Do you know where that is?" he pressed, "Nod if you do."
Arya nodded; she had passed that way in order to get onto the cliffs above the Street of Silk.
"Go there, stay out of sight, I will meet you there," Yoren stated, as he turned Needle around and offered it back to her, "I'll get you out of this city. I'm going to let you go now, don't say a word."
Arya grabbed back her sword without hesitation, her mind racing as she thought of the quickest path to where she needed to go. I'm going home. With that, he let go of her and stepped away, almost tripping over the bed behind him.
She didn't waste another second. She half-jumped to the window, and climbed down onto the top of the shutters below.
"Thank you," Arya whispered back to him. Yoren shooed her away, as the door began to open. She quickly ducked and began the climb down. I'm going home, she repeated to herself in her head, I'm going home.
Chapter 57: The Isle of Faces
Chapter Text
Michael trudged through the red-leafed section of the forest with his morning cup of coffee in his hand, heading to the ritual circle once again. He had made this trip every day for a week, briefing this or that officer on the Earth side on what had happened and about conditions in Westeros.
It was another fine summer day, the humidity having been cut down by a thunderstorm the night before. It smelled like tree sap and flowers, and bees were buzzing around here and there. Despite the trees with mute, screaming faces weeping blood all around him, it was the most normal he had felt in months.
So far he hadn't been reprimanded for his behaviour, dismissed or arrested by his newly arrived subordinates. The camp now had a pair of prefabricated buildings, previously sited on the base at the other side of the portal. There was electricity, provided by a generator. There was medications, good food, candy… and coffee.
It was also extremely boring. The Children of the Forest had backed way off, only the golden-eyed son of a bitch being around at any given time. The prisoners were quiet, cowed by Lord Tyrion's nasty wound on his rear. Jon Stark, Val and the small detachment of Free Folk not aligned with Canada were keeping to themselves. There were no threats, no lords to deal with, no questions of logistics to settle except who got what. The biggest problem so far was when the only former Thenn in the Laughing Tree tribe demanded coffee first.
I guess I should enjoy it, Michael thought, When more of us get here, it's going to be busy all the time. That seemed inevitable to him. Aside from his own conduct, the questions from the brass had largely been about Westerosi military capability, which was not particularly impressive. To a nation with firearms anyway.
Given the Long Night had been playing every night for folks back home, an all-night horror movie feature, the conclusion was obvious: It didn't matter that there was no way to return to Earth, something needed to be done about the threat.
Michael wasn't looking forward to the something. I'll probably be relegated to some interpreter role for a colonel. The American colonel, most likely. Being able to speak every language of the world was too useful to waste in combat. The thought troubled him enough that he stopped and gulped down some coffee.
When the cup came away from his lips, he found Ygritte had appeared from behind a tree. She was dressed in her grey silk from the waist up, and boots and trousers looted from some knight, both too large for her. She looks good. Her face was placid, but he wasn't an idiot. She wasn't happy.
Michael searched his mind for a reason why she might be upset, but came up empty. "Morning," he said, figuring he'd find out what was wrong quickly.
Ygritte did not respond, but knocked his mug out of his hand, sending coffee flying onto the grass.
Damn it, I wasn't finished with that. Michael frowned at her, brushing a spot of coffee off his uniform sleeve that had strayed onto it. "Right… what was that about?"
Ygritte responded by slapping him. His cheek stung and his left eye began to water. Michael was getting angry now, and took a step back. The spearwife followed, and began raining blows on his arms and chest. He attempted to grab her wrists to stop the assault, but it began to peter out.
At last, she stopped entirely, her arms hanging straight down at her sides, fists still balled up. "You were going to sacrifice yourself."
"Ah," Michael mouthed, blinking the tears out of his eye.
"Ah," Ygritte repeated, "Is that all you say?"
Michael shook his head. "It was going to be a last resort," he said, "I wasn't just going to jump on an obsidian knife like I liked the idea. It's only if there was no choice."
Baring her teeth, Ygritte scowled up at him. "And you would've left me here?"
Michael shook his head rapidly and held up his hands. "No, no, you would've been sent to Canada, same as everyone else."
Ygritte hit him in the chest again, just once. "You think I'd want to be there without you?!" she roared at him, "Are you soft in the head?! That is not what the gods brought you to me for!" Without waiting for an answer, she stomped off, fists swinging with each step.
"Shit," Michael said aloud. His stomach churned with annoyance. I'm going to kill whoever told her. He wanted to chase her down, explain why he had to be the one to volunteer for the sacrifice if it came to that.
One thing at a time, his rational mind said. Ygritte could wait. The brass would not. He picked up his empty mug from the grass and marched on.
The ritual circle was not far. He found the place entirely deserted once he made it past the roving patrols of unicorn riders, their smell replacing whatever remained of the coffee scent he had been enjoying before. Michael reached the centre of the spiral stones without issue, and with a sigh, put his hand on the altar.
"Open," he commanded. The translation magic did its work, changing the word to the 'True Tongue'. The ferrous smell of blood hit his nose briefly, as it always did, and the bubble of unreality closed around the entire ritual circle in a flurry of angry red weirwood leaves. The bright sunny sky disappeared, replaced by dark grey. The horizon rose up with taiga forest and hills. Rain was falling hard.
Michael held out his hand, feeling none of the large droplets hit him. Rather, they fell straight through his corporeal form, landing on the snow-covered ground. Freezing rain, lovely, he thought.
The delegation was waiting for him at the edge of the circle on the other side, under the cover of a large tent and dressed warmly for the weather. The cattle fencing that had surrounded the area the previous day had been partially replaced with HESCO walls reaching three metres into the air easily. There were newly raised towers peeking over the top too, men with machine guns watching with boredom. The yellow arm of an excavator peeked over too.
That's new. Michael walked out to meet the leaders waiting for him, wondering what the hell was going on.
Colonels Wilson and Tremblay of the First and Third Battalion respectively were most immediately recognisable, both having been his most highly superiors among officers actually in the field. They both had that weathered look about them that let anyone with a brain know they hadn't always been colonels. They had climbed the same path Michael himself had begun.
There was a third colonel, David, the American one from the Space Force. The same that had quietly listened in on all the briefings so far. He looked ever more bored as the days passed by. Michael could guess why; he had probably expected to be leading an expedition through the portal, not screwing around in one of the more remote regions of Canada.
The fourth person was someone Michael hadn't met before, but was very clearly a government representative of some sort. She wasn't wearing military issue anything, being well wrapped up to the point that only her face above her mouth could be seen. Her narrowed brown eyes told the tale that she really didn't want to be there. Or that she doesn't like me and my record one bit.
Deciding it was proper form, Michael stood to attention, looked directly at his own superior officer and saluted. Civvie present.
"At ease, Lieutenant," Tremblay said, returning the salute. Michael went to a parade rest, and stood just a little more comfortably. "This is Pamela Khalid, from the DND."
Michael nodded a greeting to her. "Here to bless proceedings?" he asked, "Nice to meet you."
Khalid didn't reply, she huddled her arms together against the cold. Yeah, you really don't want to be here.
"What do you want to be briefed on today, sir?" Michael asked Colonel Tremblay, "A recap for the civilian leadership?"
"They watched every one of your interviews already," Wilson stated, "And those of the others. O'Neill, Zheng, Sayer and your auxiliary leaders translated by him. They've read your reports, watched your own footage as well as the things that Brynden Rivers have shown us. They know everything."
A lump rose up Michael's throat. Damn, am I being shitcanned right here and now? No matter how much history he had with the platoon, they wouldn't obey him over the brass. If being arrested and disarmed was to be his fate, he wouldn't weep. He straightened up again, holding his head high.
"Do you want the good news or the bad news first?" Tremblay asked carefully.
"The good news, sir." Why the hell not? Could use some.
Tremblay's brow rose. "Dealer's choice. Congratulations, you are being promoted to Captain."
"A little early," Colonel Wilson added, "Though not unwarranted. You survived, and managed to do it with more than just your rifle. And I'm told you've already taken the exam, though that's not strictly necessary either."
The lump in Michael's throat melted away, replaced by a cold sweat. Oh this is going to be much worse than getting discharged and arrested. He cleared his throat. "Thank you," he said, "But I'm guessing the promotion is also part of the bad news."
Tremblay, Wilson, even Davis smirked and exchanged looks.
Khalid pulled down her scarf from her mouth to speak. "The government is not pleased about some of the details of your adventure. Particularly your entanglement with the local chieftess, however much it turned to your advantage."
Michael grimaced. Yeah, I knew that would come up.
"But the broad strokes it does approve of," Khalid continued, "You attempted to use diplomacy often, and succeeded in some cases where none would have expected you to. You issued fair warnings to those you did fight. None of the agreements or declarations you made have brought our country or military into disrepute. You did good work that can be built on."
"Wouldn't be the Army if good work wasn't rewarded with more work," the American said, "I bet that holds even up here in Mooseland."
"God damn right," Wilson replied flatly.
Khalid cleared her throat, objecting to the tangent in the conversation. The colonels' smiles turned to frowns. The chill along Michael's spine grew colder still, like he was actually standing in the rain. Should've guessed they're just the messengers.
"It has been decided that you require the authority of a higher rank going forward," Tremblay said, returning to business, "Lieutenant is an officer's rank, but it still implies being a subordinate. Captain is a rank we feel the locals will respond better to."
Michael had to chew on that one for a bit. "Why do I need a rank that the Westerosi will respond better to, sir?" he asked.
"Because there will be no expeditionary force," said Khalid, "Neither Canada nor the United States will be sending you reinforcements."
Any feeling of cold was immediately replaced by burning anger. "Why the hell not!" Michael said, "What about the god damned ice demons, the walking dead guys and the forever winter?"
"Captain, you'll hear the reason now," Tremblay stated.
Michael shut up at once, realising he had stepped onto the line and had come close to crossing it.
"You are not going to be abandoned," Wilson continued, "But the situation is not so simple. This Rivers-Bloodraven guy made it clear he would not allow anyone else through, and neither would these Children of the Forest. He also said this island you're on is the only place these 'Others' can use to get here. He has listened to every conversation we have had with you, and must have gleaned that we are far more capable than they are in military terms."
"Which should've been obvious already when you blew away those medieval knights," Davis added, "That was something to see, let me tell you."
Tremblay nodded. "I'd say so too. Either way, Mr. 'Bloodraven' says that even if we manage to open the wormhole ourselves, he'll dump anyone we send in the middle of the ocean, or in a volcano. We view that as a credible threat, he's already demonstrated control of the wormhole or whatever it is."
Davis sighed heavily. "And there is still the problem of getting back. The guy might be lying about it requiring a blood sacrifice, but we're still a long ways away from understanding how anything works. The Pentagon isn't going to put anyone on any missions they won't come back from unless there's a guarantee you guys can't take care of the threat yourselves."
"The Canadian government feels much the same," Khalid added.
Michael wanted to put his face in his hands, but instead took in a breath. "So Rivers won't let us be reinforced? That's pretty stupid for a guy that claims to be concerned about the ice demon problem. The more of us over here, the more secure things are."
"The man believes the platoon already in place is enough," Colonel Wilson replied, "And we don't disagree with that assessment, for now. The last time these Others became a problem, they were defeated by what looks like a Bronze Age civilisation. We have an understanding with Mr. Rivers. If things go south, he'll allow a larger force. He's also going to facilitate continual resupply of your force, even beyond the scope of the mission we are to give you."
Michael relaxed a little. "I damn well hope so, sir, because it sounds like we're being asked to live here for the rest of our lives." Sounds like I might need to make my own deal with that asshole.
"You and your soldiers will not be left to your own devices," said Khalid, "We will keep working the problem of opening the portal. In the mean time, your salaries will continue to be paid, and you will be allowed to buy things for transport here beyond what we will provide as part of military and humanitarian assistance. You will be allowed limited contact with your families, via letters and video recordings of course."
"Of course," Michael said, "Our families might give away the whole game if we were allowed to tell them the uncensored truth. Assuming journalists would believe it."
Khalid stared at him half-lidded for a moment. "The time is coming for us to reveal the existence of that world you're on," she replied flatly, "Too many people know about it already. But we are still working on the 'how' of disclosure."
So they need to work out how best to make it sound like a good thing. The Colonels shifted their weight uncomfortably. Evidently they thought that was poor reasoning too.
Michael crossed his arms, rather than saying something untoward. "And I'm sure that's another reason you don't want to risk sending me reinforcements. Losing a hundred people to a magic portal by accident might be believable, but sending a strong force is hard to define as anything else but invasion. Not without permission from the locals, anyway."
Khalid's eyes shifted away from Michael and looked up at Tremblay. "You were right," she said, "He is astute."
"Wouldn't have gotten this far otherwise," Michael said, "But you don't need to worry. I signed up to do the heavy lifting, as have the rest of the soldiers here. The civilians…"
"Will have their own purpose," Khalid interrupted again, "There's plenty to learn from Westeros. Academically speaking."
Michael nodded. The civilians couldn't likely be trained to be real soldiers any time soon. They might as well do something useful. And a lifeline to home was still more than he had before. The trip to the Isle had been worth it, in the end.
"My orders, sir?"
As soon as the briefing ended, Michael had Zheng drive the crawler to a location a little ways off from the camps, on the road that had been cut through the forest from the shores of the God's Eye. Once that was done, he ordered the relevant personnel to meet him there, away from prying eyes.
The Patricias section leaders arrived first; O'Neill, MacDonald, Schafer, Nowak and Melnyk. Sayer tagged along too, though he hadn't been asked for. All seemed to be in a good mood; the establishment of the supply chain from back home had that effect on almost everyone. Fear of starving to death or dying of some nasty disease had disappeared.
Like Michael, his fellow soldiers wore just T-shirts above the waist, on account of the midday heat, but they were kitted out for a fight nonetheless. That was now the SOP while they were on the Isle; at any time the Children of the Forest might withdraw their welcome. In truth, they already had.
Trailing behind reluctantly was Sergeant Portelance, the senior military police officer that had come through to Westeros. She had her light brown hair tied up in a tight bun, and her beret sat precariously at an angle. Her face was like someone who had been asked to bite off their own tongue. That had been a frequent sight over the last few days, and not just from her. The thunderchickens had been particularly somber the whole time.
The MPs had been tasked with keeping some of the younger Free Folk away from the new supply tent, and pistols had been fired in the air before O'Neill instructed the cops on the proper technique of using fists and batons with restraint instead.
The young men and women had just been testing boundaries, but the cops didn't really appreciate that on account of said men and women having swords and axes on their belts. I've been here too long, Michael had thought at the time, I think casual, organised thieving is normal behaviour.
"Sir," MacDonald said in greeting as the NCOs arrived, "I take it there's news from home?" This had been the first such meeting that hadn't been at a particular time of the day, it wasn't hard for him or anyone else to tell that something was up.
Michael held up a hand. "Wait, we're not all here yet," he said, "The civvies need to hear this too." Schafer and Nowak took that as a sign to park themselves on top of some tree stumps.
"Speak of the devil, sir," O'Neill said idly, before giving his head a sharp forward motion in the direction of camp.
Doctor Cloutier and Doctor Shih were making their way through the trees towards the crawler. They were dressed down as much as they could be for what was effectively midday in summer, but lighter clothing hadn't made it from home yet. So heavy winter boots and thick trousers were complimented with undershirts. The pair were sweating so much that it made Michael feel warmer.
"Well now," Doctor Shih said, shifting her mop of dark brown hair away from her eyes as she arrived, "Anyone ever tell you guys you look scary?"
"Sorta the point," Zheng grumbled back, "We're not here to flirt with anyone."
"Oh, I don't know," Doctor Cloutier smiled happily, taking off her glasses, "There's something irresistible about a man in uniform. Or a woman, for that matter."
"Glad to hear it," Michael said, with just as much cheer. They're in a good mood now, might as well lean into it while I can.
"I'm sure you are," Shih said.
Cloutier put her glasses back on, having wiped sweat off her brow. "Don't suppose you'll tell us why we're here," she asked, "You've mostly ignored us since we arrived, except to tell us what we can't do."
"Which was a long list," Shih added.
Oh this is going to be good. "Happy to tell you," Michael said, "You are here as penance for your sins."
Cloutier peered back blankly for a moment. "I'm not sure I follow."
"You two were identified as the ringleaders of the farce that brought all of you here," Michael said, "The protest on the Spiral? The security guys went through the tapes and saw you organising the civilians on-base. Hell, they caught Shih here flirting with the civvie dentist that was brought up to deal with someone's tooth before it killed them."
Doctor Shih looked suitably pleased with herself at the honourable mention. "Bet you're happy I did though," she said, "He's the only medical guy we have."
Michael shrugged a little in response. "Well for your efforts, you have been appointed the civilian representatives of this expedition."
Clouter gave a sly smile. "Does that mean I have authority?" she asked, "Civilian leadership is a cornerstone of our society, after all."
Half the NCOs scoffed as one. Well, they'll enjoy this next part. "No, you do not have authority, Cartman," Michael replied, "This is a military operation. You'll advise me. And you will follow my orders, for your own safety.
"Are you threatening us, Lieutenant?" Cloutier asked, "I am not impressed by threats."
Michael shook his head. "If you guys go do something on your own without me knowing, the locals will rob, rape and kill you at the drop of a hat. We are in the middle of a warzone, and the concept of war crimes is basically a guidebook, not a prohibition."
The Professor looked to the ground and kicked a small rock away. "We are not imbeciles," Cloutier retorted, "But do not except us to be quiet when you are making mistakes."
"From what I hear, expecting you to be quiet is a tall order," O'Neill remarked.
"Prefer women just shut up, Sergeant?" Cloutier asked.
"That's not…" O'Neill began to respond.
"Enough," Michael interrupted, "You know why you specifically are here now, so I'll move on to the actual agenda, if that's okay with you?"
The professor rolled her tongue around in her mouth for half a minute. "Perfectly," Cloutier said, in an angelic tone that promised either that she would be good or the exact opposite. Michael narrowed his eyes, thinking maybe he should have requested to be able to choose the civilian representatives, but moved on.
"I was given good news, bad news and our orders," he announced, addressing the entire assembled group now, "I'll tell you the bad news first. It's not a short list." Might as well stay on form.
"There will be no going home, and no reinforcements. Not even the rest of your platoon…"
The group erupted in protest, half-deafening him. Michael felt anger boil up to his head at their outburst. "Shut the hell up!" he shouted back, "That's a god damned order!"
The jaws of the soldiers snapped shut immediately. The civilians got in another word or two before they got the picture. Michael looked to each of them. "I get it, that's a quite thing to announce, but I'm not done yet. The government has rejected my request for your LAVs, light artillery and more C4."
There was another outburst, though this time it was more muted. The civilians didn't really get what was bad, and the soldiers were just trying to follow the order to be quiet. All but Zheng, who put her hands over her face. "Fuck," she declared, meaning to say it under her breath but projecting the word further than intended.
"Fuck is right, Corporal," Michael said, "And on top of that, hanging around here isn't an option either. The Children of the Forest have made it clear, they want us gone. If we don't get gone soon, they'll shut down the portal home and force us off this island that way. So either way, we'll need to go back into the active warzone."
"Absurd," Cloutier said, "Can we not negotiate to stay here?"
"The brass already tried," Michael said, "They sent an official up from Ottawa to do it, even."
"It's my fault," Sayer said, "They think I'm descended from warriors that killed their ancestors, and they remember that stuff."
"Not just that this time, Private," Michael countered, "The more they learn about us, the more of them see what we've done since arriving here, the more they're afraid of us all."
Sayer nodded once, though his face was still stoney. He really doesn't like being blamed for his ancestors' victory.
Michael sighed and leaned back against the crawler behind him. "There is good news too. First, this island is not the only place where we can get resupplied from home. There are other ritual circles all over this continent, and some on the next one over too. The Children of the Forest are preparing a map for us, a parting gift."
"Real fucking nice of them, sir," Nowak growled, "Any chance of a foot massage too?"
Michael didn't bother answering that. "The next piece of good news is that only way the Others can get to Canada is via the spiral on this island, Brynden Rivers saw to that. So we don't have to go all the way back north chasing the ice demons to stop them getting through the way we four Originals fell through."
"Thank Christ," O'Neill said, "The thought of trudging all the way back is something we can all do without."
The Free Folk probably don't agree, Michael thought. Mance having the Canadians on hand would probably make things less complicated on the border between the Stark lands and the Gift. "It gets better," he said, "Christmas has come early even if the LAVs are staying at home."
The soldiers all perked up at that.
"What kind of presents are coming down the chimney for us, sir?" MacDonald asked.
He pulled out a list from his chest pocket, holding it up like it was the golden ticket and began reading it off. "We're getting fifteen crawlers, a half dozen pickup trucks, both with fuel trailers, and a trio of those TMP recon buggies. For each section, a 50 cal machine gun, a C6 machine gun, a Gustav recoilless rifle, a C20 designated marksman rifle and a shotgun."
O'Neill guffawed. "I'm definitely taking a shotgun."
"Not finished yet," Michael said, holding up his free hand, "For the whole platoon, another two 50 cal machine guns, two GMG 40mm grenade launchers, a 81mm mortar with smoke and illum, and a pair of Raven recon drones to supplement our warg recon element."
There was a lot of pursed lips and nodding among the Canadian NCOs when Michael looked up. "Not enough to bring down a castle, but enough to put the hurt on any army that comes knocking," Schafer said.
Which is of course the point, Michael thought to himself.
"Plenty of mobility too," Nowak said, chewing on his cheek as he thought about it.
MacDonald shook his head. "It's not enough," he said, "These lordly buggers live in castles. We need the ability to crack them open like walnuts if we need to. And if this 'army of the dead' grows large enough, forget about it."
Michael frowned. "I know, and I said as much," he said, "The DND representative assured us they would send more if it came to it. Even promised to send reinforcements if Rivers agreed the situation was critical."
"That promise is about as solid as one-ply toilet roll, sir," MacDonald responded, "You couldn't even wipe your arse with it." Doctor Shih snorted at that, appreciating the analogy.
What does he expect me to do? Fly to Ottawa for a chin wag with the Defence Minister? Or is it the magic ghost he expected me to convince? "Out of my hands, Sergeant. I tried. I'm going to keep trying. The Americans are also involved, I'm hoping Washington might step in and send better stuff, but that'll take months to decide on."
MacDonald looked like he could use a smoke, all of a sudden. He's not going to like the next part either.
"More good news; we're all still getting paid. We can buy things we want, on top of what the government will send us. You can request to have your personal things sent here too, if you wish. And a few of us have been promoted."
"Promotions mean they want us to do something," Nowak thought aloud, "Something difficult."
There was a collection of nods at that statement. Michael knew it to be true. The orders they had received were not to go for a nice walk on the nearest beach.
"Who are the lucky ones, sir?" Melnyk asked.
Michael pointed to O'Neill. "You're getting bumped up to Warrant Officer, O'Neill," he said, "Congratulations."
The newly-minted Warrant Officer straightened up, eyes wide with surprise. "Thank you, sir," he said tentatively, "Long overdue… but unexpected."
Happy the man would fit the role, Michael then looked to MacDonald, who was already annoyed enough to look like he had eaten a super-sour candy. "Sergeant, I argued that you should be a W.O., as the senior-most sergeant of your platoon. But O'Neill has the seniority over you, he has the translation magic, and the brass doesn't think there'll be any problems integrating our units. But I know you, I know what you're capable of, so I'm going to keep arguing it. Watch this space."
"Sir," MacDonald said, non-committal. Yeah he's not happy. And I don't blame him.
Michael moved on to Zheng. "You're getting bumped up to Sergeant," he told her.
The now ex-Corporal grinned. "Jumping up two ranks?" she said, "Nice. I was close to getting Master soon anyway, but still."
Michael rolled his eyes. "It's to support the theory that you're a Princess," he said, "The brass want us to keep up that whole charade."
"Yes, let's just casually lie about how our society works," Cloutier sighed, "That's the moral thing to do. I know, the local aristocracy will treat us like dirt if we don't, but with so many guns…"
"You'll lie and you'll like it," O'Neill interrupted, "Best start working on acting like a noble." Cloutier looked at him askance over the top of her glasses, but said no more.
"That's pretty good," Michael joked, pointing at her, "Keep that up." Cloutier turned her gaze on him, as he turned back to Zheng. "You'll be in command of the recon element, and you'll also be the liaison officer to the local force element. I know you have your problems with them, but they respect you. Both the brass and I think you will suffer no fools while leading them. Plus, Sayer will be assisting you."
"Yes, sir," Zheng said.
"Do I get a promotion, sir?" Sayer asked hopefully.
"No, but you're now considered part of the regular force," Michael answered, "So you're going to be getting paid a whole lot more than before."
"Nice," Sayer smiled, "Do I get backpay?"
Michael let out a chuckle with exasperation. "Ask the brass tomorrow." Sayer's smile widened, like he was going to enjoy trying to wrench his money from the hands of the administrative staff. Good luck.
"Melnyk, you're also getting promoted to Sergeant. You'll lead the vehicle crews as well as your own weapons detachment. Also you'll combine with Sergeant Portelance's MPs to provide a reserve force."
Melnyk nodded. "Makes sense, sir. I'm most senior of the Master-Corporals. Sergeant Ryan didn't come through with us, and she was the LAV Sergeant… so I guess we need a replacement."
"That we do," Michael said, "We're going to have a lot more vehicles now too, so we'll be counting on you to keep everything working smoothly."
Melnyk gave a thumbs up. "Last in terms of the promotions is me. I'm a Captain now, for whatever difference that makes. Probably just a bribe to keep me sweet on accepting the other promotion; ambassador plenipotenary and extraordinary."
"That seems unwise," Cloutier chimed in again, "Captain AND ambassador?"
"Yeah, gotta agree with that," Shih said, "They're just handing you the keys?"
"Military leader with the ability to negotiate treaties?" Cloutier continued, "That's way too much power in the hands of one man. Particularly a military man."
The military men and women glared at the two civilians collectively. How did two people with such a low opinion of the military get jobs working so closely with the Army?
"The government didn't want to send diplomats here because they can't go back after the job is done. And we won't always be able to consult via a ritual circle, because they don't exist everywhere."
"So they should appoint a oversight committee," Cloutier said, "From among the civilians that are here."
Over my dead body. Michael kept that thought from being verbalised. "Ultimately, because we are trapped here, any decision we make may affect the lives of every member of this expedition. So the government felt it correct to grant me the authority to negotiate in their stead." And they'll disavow me if I do anything wacky.
"So they trust you," Cloutier mused aloud, "That's what I heard about you."
That made Michael just downright curious. What did Teixeira tell her? "Glad to know I have the reputation of trustworthiness."
Cloutier smiled at him. "That's not quite your reputation, Angel Eyes."
Laughter bubbled out of Michael. Teixeira and his big mouth. He quickly made his best Lee Van Cleef impression.
"But you know the pity is, when I'm paid, I always see the job through."
There were one or two chuckles at that, but Michael didn't see who from. He was too busy staring down Cloutier. Her smile seemed to die. Yeah, Teixeira definitely told you too much. But that problem would keep. "Moving on… We are no longer soldiers of the First and Third Battalions. We are now the Canadian Protection Force West, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry."
Melnyk blew a fart noise out from his mouth. "CPFW? What a shit acronym."
Noises of agreement came out from Michael and every other Canadian. Their lives were already an acronym soup.
"The new unit's name tells you what our new mission is," Michael said, "Our orders are to create as good a forward defence for Canada as possible. To do this, we're to begin trying to get the Seven Kingdoms to recognise the threat and put aside their differences. Failing that, we will assemble a coalition."
"How the hell are we supposed to do that?" MacDonald asked. "What makes the lunatics on the Rideau think we'll get anyone to listen to us?"
Michael decided to regurgitate the logic given to him wholesale. "The nobility here are a warrior class. They generally only respond to a few things; gold, marriage offers or military strength. The government doesn't want to throw gold around, because that'll become an expectation in every dealing with have with them. We're not offering up anyone for marriages."
"God damned right," Portelance said, just before Zheng could.
"Exactly," Michael said, "We can try a few other things, I'm sure some knowledge and Earth products might be very valuable in trade. Either way, that leaves the last thing, and I think you'd agree we do that thing well."
"What we do best, sir," O'Neill added with a sniff. Michael shot him a point of the finger and clicked his tongue.
MacDonald gave his moustache a scratch with his thumb. "I don't understand why they don't send reinforcements, sir."
"I thought they were afraid of the Long Night," O'Neill agreed, "What changed?"
"'Bloodraven' showed the brass that people with obsidian daggers and pointy sticks beat the apocalypse last time," Michael replied, "So now they think a more advanced society with organised governments and steel weapons can do it themselves. With a little guidance to stop them killing each other in the mean time."
"They want the locals to wipe their own arse, rather than us doing it for them," O'Neill concluded.
"That's smart, at least," MacDonald said, "The government doesn't want Canadians to die, so they'll sign up a bunch of the locals to do the heavy lifting."
"They're not our meatshields, Sergeant," Michael said, "We may be here a long time." He quickly regretted saying that, realising it opened up the wound further; the question of returning to Earth.
"We need to get home, sir," MacDonald said, "We have families and lives to live!" There was muted agreement among the other NCOs at that.
Michael felt his patience start to fray. "Feel free to express your discontent at your next debrief with home!" he said firmly, "The only option is with a blood sacrifice and we don't know if that works for sure. You want to draw straws?" Because I'm sure as shit not volunteering again.
MacDonald backed down at that.
"So we stay here and just conquer the continent?" Cloutier interjected, "Threaten them to stop their political squabbles or we'll shoot them?"
Hell yes, Michael wanted to say. "Not quite. The politicians are worried about exactly that perception, and that we'll all turn into Cortezes and Pizarros. That's probably why they won't give us artillery and plastic explosives."
"What, do they think we'll go rogue and forty or so soldiers can take an entire continent?" O'Neill complained, "Cortez-Pizarro my arse, even if we had tanks we couldn't hold the whole bloody place."
"Parliament Hill failing to give a shit once again," Nowak shouted, throwing his arms, "We're mechanised infantry, for God's sake! Give us our damn LAVs at least!"
Michael frowned. He couldn't really argue with their logic. He could just give the explanation he was given. "The government see this whole place as a second New World scenario, regardless of whether or not we get a way home. The exact words of the civil servant were that the government was determined to 'do everything right this time'."
Portelance stood forward, into the circle. "We need reinforcements, sir," she said, "There are only forty-something of us, and my MPs are not infantry. I'm not an expert, but it seems obvious to me we do not have the numbers to keep the civilians secure and accomplish the objective the government wants. Sir."
O'Neill cleared his throat, asking for Michael's leave to answer. He granted it with a small wave towards the police sergeant.
"I know I'm repeating what has been said before… but just four of us made it across this continent, with only some guns, some C4 and the right moves. We survived literal ice demons, a penal legion on a ice wall, made peace between two peoples that killed each other for thousands of years, slapped down a massive medieval army… We can do this, Sergeant."
Michael was impressed. O'Neill had fallen into his role as platoon warrant officer already. Even MacDonald looked relatively convinced.
Portelance stepped back again. "If you say so, O'Neill."
"I do."
An awkward silence fell over the group, and some heads hung low, eyes on the ground. Michael knew they had more objections, and they'd come out in the days to follow. The meeting had accomplished its purpose.
"I'm sorry we're not going home," he said to them, "I wish there was something we could do. I wish I could strangle that Bloodraven asshole myself. But now we have a mission. That changes everything. We're no longer here by accident. We have a purpose in sticking around."
He paused, not sure where he was going with it exactly. "I've been in bad spots together with most of you before. We didn't come out unscathed, but we did come out of those fights with the win. I expect you to do the same this time, to do your duty."
Many faces rose up at that. That's it, remember who and what you are.
"So if Frosty the Snowman shows up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the son of a bitch. Be ready to rock and roll at the drop of a hat. Understood?"
The group stared, as though Michael had two heads.
"Understood, Captain Duquesne!" O'Neill shouted at top volume, giving them the prompt they needed.
"UNDERSTOOD, CAPTAIN DUQUESNE!" came the collective response of all the other soldiers, the proclamation Cloutier and Shih exchanged glances with each other, like they didn't know how to react.
His ears ringing slightly, Michael smiled nonetheless. We might pull this off after all.
Happy Canada Day in advance, my dear readers!
Chapter 58: The Spearwife
Chapter Text
YGRITTE
The horseless carts flashed strange sorcerous lights in white, red and blue from their 'eyes' and what looked like a headdress atop their roofs. Their voices sang so loud that it hurt the ears, the song a strange horn call mixed with the screech of a thousand sled-dogs. The noise warbled back and forth. The machines' metal skins were a shining white with black flanks and covered in the runes the Canadians called their 'alphabet', declaring that they belonged to the police.
Suddenly the calls ceased, leaving only the low growling, the same as the crawlers had when standing idle but awake. A cheer went up from the many that had went to the place of ritual to watch. Inside the glass that allowed the riders to see beyond the cart's insides while driving it forward, the lawspeakers grinned, just as pleased as the Laughing Tree was outside.
Ygritte took some joy in the moment. Such a sound could only strike fear in the heart of the kneelers. Perhaps even the Others would stop and take pause long enough to be killed by the mighty weapons of the Canadians. Sayer had told all that the arrival of the two extra vehicles was unexpected but welcome, a present from the police of Canada to those that had come to this world.
By now, there was not merely one of the 'crawlers' but many, lined up in a row. They were so similar that it was as if some god had made them from bronze, using the same mold. The same shape, the same colour, the same glowing 'headlights', the same sheets of clearest crystal glass to block the weather from the faces of those inside. Only the runes on the front and back of each were different. There were more vehicles with wheels too, painted the same dark green.
Canadians were busy with the lot of them, packing up the many things sent through from their homeland. They were almost done too.
The instance of happiness withered quickly though, and Ygritte found bitterness rise in her throat again. The altar was not far away. Again she imagined Michael Duquesne walking towards it, his body bared and painted with runes, willingly laying on the stone as a Green Man waited to plunge a dragonglass dagger into his heart. The waking-dream made her skin crawl in fear, her fingers and toes curl in anger.
That idiot, she thought to herself for the fiftieth time, He was going to abandon me.
"Ygritte!" called a voice. She snapped out of her thoughts, and found Ryk approaching, wearing his smile when something amusing was about to happen and he wanted to share it. It quickly died, replaced with concern.
"What's wrong?" Ryk asked.
Ygritte turned her head away from him. It would not do to admit what was bothering her, not again.
"Are you still mooning over Duquesne and his sacrifice?" Ryk asked, gently taking her by the shoulders, "Clan sister, you must put that aside or put him aside."
Ygritte tried to keep quiet, but the anger bubbled out of her. "He stole me from Rattleshirt's warband, from the White Walkers, while the Thief was in the Moonmaid."
"He's an outlander, Ygritte. He doesn't know what that means."
"I told him! And he accepted me! Then he goes and says he'll get himself killed."
"To save his people. That's what chiefs and kings do, put their tribes first. The gods know this, and so do you. If you didn't want that, you shouldn't have let yourself be stolen by a chiefly man."
"He was mine," Ygritte said, before regretting it. She sounded like a whiny child even to her own ears.
Ryk sighed heavily, releasing her shoulders. "Aye and he's a fool for not seeing that he still is," he said, "But to speak for him, there're many matters to look to. There's still a war." He thumbed at the Canadians.
Ygritte finally looked back to him. "That's not a reason to forgive him."
She did not like the pity in his eyes when Ryk shrugged and waved her off. "That's your path to choose. But come. Duquesne wants to introduce the Canadian chiefs."
Ygritte felt a lump in her throat. She didn't feel like doing anything but be alone. But she knew this was a childish feeling. She was a woman-grown, a spearwife and chieftess of the Laughing Tree. I'll not wither and crawl into a hole over any man. "Aye, I'll come," she said, "Nothin' better to do."
Ryk sniffed, restraining a laugh. He always had been able to know what she felt. She punched him on the arm for it.
The gods were not pleased with Ygritte.
When she arrived among the Canadian tents made of their strange and colourful materials, Michael Duquesne was laughing and japing with his sergeants. She could have strangled her clan brother at that moment, until he glanced back at her to say he was sorry. He must not have known, she decided, else he would have not invited her to speak her piece of the tale to come.
Sitting on strange seats made of canvas hanging on crossed metal poles, Duquesne and most of the Sergeants lounged about, drinking from their strange metal tubes. Free Folk were there too, sitting on fur bundles and drinking ale from horns. Val the Princess stood by her Stark husband, the two leaning in to speak into one another's ear. Marcach sat with two of his own tribe, and Sayer's women crowded around him, chattering among themselves except for the quiet warg Iola as well as the favoured and tall Grette.
Despite herself, Ygritte's eyes met Michael's for a moment. A mix of want and anger swirled in her stomach the moment she did, as she rounded the Canadian section and found a place by Sayer. The younger Canadian leaned around his favoured spearwife and smiled. "Hey Ygritte, thanks for coming," he said, "We're going to introduce you guys. I know maybe you don't want to be here, after I told you about the Lieutenant and the sacrifice thing..."
Ygritte smiled back, cheered up a little by the man's own good humour. "We fought the White Walkers, Louis Sayer," she said, "You did not mean to tell me either. Though I wish you'd have let me have the Walker I had under my knife. All I got was the last o' its life. Could've used your not-magic stick to break his leg for me."
Sayer shook with quiet amusement for a moment. "You didn't need it," he said with a wave, "I would be dead if you hadn't been there to get in his way. You killed that one just as much as I did."
Ygritte supposed that was true. The killing of the White Walker had been desperate, and she had shaky legs for hours after the fight had stopped.
"If only I had been there," Grette said, "Instead I was stuck swinging a torch at mouldering corpses, clacking their teeth at me."
"You'd be dead," Iola replied, causing the other women around to nod and jeer, "You're not quick and darty, like Ygritte." Indeed, her fellow spearwife was tall and built wide at the hips and chest.
Grette was not perturbed, instead draping her arm over the young Canadian and pulling him close to her. "You would have saved me, wouldn't ya, Louis Sayer?"
"Of course," Sayer replied cheerily, "I'm a warrior of Canada, aren't I?"
Grette's lips quivered, like that wasn't quite the answer she was seeking, and this drew a rare throaty chuckle from Iola that spread all the way to her bright green eyes.
Ygritte watched this all and wondered bitterly why she couldn't have that with Michael. It seems so simple. Once again, her gaze was drawn towards him. She found him stealing looks at her right back. Gods, no, he's abandoned you for his duty and done nothin' worthy of forgiving what he did.
There was no lingering on the matter. A strange Canadian woman appeared. She was wearing pieces of glass in front of her eyes in a metal frame, drawing the attention of most. This was a 'doctor', a head-maester, of which there were many among those that Bloodraven kidnapped.
A shiver went down Ygritte's spine. Bloodraven was an old name among her people, a hated name. That he was still alive and apparently had sorcery enough to kidnap those from another world was a no-good omen.
The 'doctor' was accompanied by two others, one man and one woman, both of whom were unremarkable except being pretty in that Canadian way; clean teeth, good skin, taller than most. Duquesne had once told Ygritte it was because they all ate well and kept clean, and that more people had trouble with being thin than being hungry. She had scoffed at that then, but seeing his countrymen made her think about it again.
Michael Duquesne stood up and clapped his hands together to get the attention of all the circle.
"Thank you for coming," he said in the Common tongue, "We have a new gaomilaksir, a new set of commands from our Queen and her ministers." He waited for the Zheng to translate before continuing.
"But before we talk about that, I'd like to introduce these men and women. They fought with me against our enemies back on our world, and I trust them with my life." Zheng again translated for the Canadians. She did not look pleased about it.
Ygritte saw Marcach's head move, his gaze falling on every Canadian at the other side of the circle. "I am honoured to meet warriors and brothers of the Wallbreaker," he said, more formally than Michael expected, "Your nation is strong. As chief, I was wise to decide on joining it."
"Aye," Ryk agreed, raising his drinking horn, "We salute you, Wallbreaker!"
Every Free Folk with a drink in their hand raised it too, causing Michael Duquesne to grin widely. His Sergeants made some words at this. Ygritte understood maybe two words in five of what was said, and they were the sort of jeers that friends and clan brothers made to one another. They are his brothers, she realised, Like Ryk to me, in all but name. She noticed one or two who did not share in the good fun. Perhaps not all are brothers.
One Sergeant stood up and said something cheerily to Marcach and Ryk.
"Good to meet you too," Sayer translated, "He asks if he can have a horn?"
Ryk was happy to grant it, and rushed to fill one from an open cask. The Canadian went and took it when it was offered, his fellows watching closely as he tasted the stuff. Warm, was the response, But good. Ygritte knew enough of the Canadian words to understand that much. The others were not so eager to try it even still.
Michael gestured to the man. "That is Sergeant John Schafer, Elector of Weyburn," he said, "Also known as Cue Ball, because he's pale, bald and hits things."
The Sergeant was tall like Michael, though he had more muscle and stubble that was brown in some places, fair in others. Ygritte had no idea what a 'cue ball' was, but after Zheng had relayed the words, John Schafer ran his hand over his round bald head. It did look like a ball, and she snorted.
"Next is Sergeant Alastair MacDonald, Elector of Strathcona," Michael said, "We call him Moustache. No need to explain that one." This man was shorter, with wilder eyes… but the skin between his mouth and nose was a dense forest of wiry brown hair.
"Aye," said Ygritte flatly, "'tis as fine a lip rug as I've seen. You'd need an axe to get through it." Michael and O'Neill had a little chuckle at that, joined by all but MacDonald himself when Sayer repeated it in English.
The Sergeant twisted the edges of his moustache, as if it had curls at the tips. He said something, but Ygritte couldn't understand a word. She thought he might be speaking another language entirely.
"He says to laugh all you want," Sayer said, "But none of us could grow a moustache that thick."
"Why would I want to?" Ygritte asked. More laughs came from that.
Michael held up his hands for quiet. "Moving on… Sergeant Jozef Nowak, Elector of Surrey. Otherwise known as Bacon." This one had a large nose and round jaw, though he was just as formidable looking as the rest of the Canadian warriors.
Nowak barked a response, before smirking and adding more words.
"He says he's called Bacon he looks a little like a pig," Sayer explained, "But he's lucky because he also tastes good."
Howls of amused derision boomed from Ygritte and the Free Folk. All knew what he meant, but the plain meaning was more amusing to them. "He better not tell the cave-dwellers that," Marcach laughed, "They would love to chew through this one!" He spoke for all in the matter.
Michael gestured to the next man, his arms and back so thick with muscle that he looked like he might tip over. "This is Sergeant Artem Melnyk, Elector of Dauphin," Michael said, "We call him Terminator… That one is kinda hard to explain."
Ygritte made a face. She had no idea what the name meant.
"You know the big machine gun we have? Well, Melnyk used to be the man who would use that same kind of weapon among the soldiers under my command. Sometimes he would shoot it while standing up and walking, like a famous warrior from our myths called the Terminator."
Ygritte's eyes widened. The most powerful weapon of the Canadians save the 'C-Four' was the machine gun. Zheng had let her carry it once, it weighed more than even the heaviest battleaxe. And she knew these weapons jumped and fought whoever used them, like a crossbow bucking but many times stronger. The idea of someone standing up with it and shooting was nigh-unbelievable.
This Melnyk must be mighty, Ygritte thought. No small number of the women with Sayer were looking on in awe too. The Otherbane shan't have them all, it seems.
"Last among the warriors but not least, this is Sergeant Jeanne Portelance, leader of the military police, Elector of Regina," Michael said, pointing to the woman at the edge of the circle, "I have only known her since she came here, but everything I have seen so far has been good. Her job is to enforce our laws."
Portelance gave a weak wave. She was taller than Zheng, but not by much. Nor was she as formidable looking. But the other Canadians deferred to her in a strange way, and sat away from her.
"She is a lawspeaker?" Ryk asked.
"A sort of one," Michael said, clearly not sure of what that really meant, "But she's under my command while she's here. Do you want to introduce yourself, Ryk?"
Ryk decided to stand up, pressing his hand to his chest. "Longspear Ryk," he said, "One of the three chiefs of the Laughing Tree tribe. Like the Moustache, I need not say why they call me Longspear. Though I can show if someone wishes." He smirked and winked at Zheng, whose glare indicated she might like to bash his skull in with a rock. Groans went up from the Canadian contingent after the translation. Ryk is still Ryk. He should steal someone soon, before men begin to think he is nothin' but talk.
"Marcach, of the unicorn riders," said man himself interrupted, "The only other names I'm known by are Chief or Magnar. You may call me what you wish. I too ride beneath the banner of the Laughing Tree and the Maple Leaf. Lieutenant Duquesne has brought great fortune to my clans, I hope this continues now that more Canadians've arrived."
Schafer and MacDonald both mumbled their own greetings, which Sayer translated. Marcach inclined his head in acknowledgement, pleased with himself as he took another swig of beer.
All eyes turned to the last person in the circle who was unintroduced as yet; Ygritte herself. She put her bow over her head, slinging it across her body, before she put her hands on her knees. She locked eyes with Michael.
"I am Ygritte, first chief of the Laughing Tree. I was the first of my people to speak to a Canadian. I brought Michael Duquesne to our King, and spoke your favour. I gathered men and spearwives t' join you. I fought alongside you against the dead, the Crows and the kneeler Lannisters. We are more than allies…" She stopped, biting her lip for a moment in thought. What do I want to say? What should I say?
"We are bound by the blood we have spilled," she finished.
The rest of the audience exchanged glances, not sure what to make of that. Ygritte panicked. She had said too much. Getting up, her feet took her from the place and towards her own tent. I'm doomed.
Ygritte stewed in what she knew was self-pity. She'd lost everything she thought she'd been sent by the gods in what felt like no time at all. She wanted to forgive Michael Duquesne, put the whole thing behind her. But she couldn't. He hadn't said he was sorry. He hadn't said giving up his own life for others to go home was foolish and selfish.
The feeling boiled up to anger every now and then. At one point, she paced around her campfire, wondering how best she could get revenge for the insult paid to her. Killing Michael seemed impossible. She thought of stealing weapons and going back to Mance, letting the prisoners go free or going to the ritual altar and telling the other side that Michael had mistreated her.
The foolishness and selfishness of those actions cooled her down quickly. She wanted to hurt him, make him feel the way she was feeling, not betray him. The next flash of anger came, and she picked up her tent and furs, trudging off to a more lonely spot, a long away from camp. She found a place down the new road and by the shore. By the time she had set everything up again and lit another campfire, she was exhausted. She had been angry the whole time.
She went inside her tent and fell asleep. By the time she awoke, it was darker, only the flickering orange of the campfire coming inside from the opening. She didn't feel much better… just numb. The smell of something cooking and soon the sound of boiling water came over her.
Ygritte rolled over and found Ryk waiting outside for her, poking at the fire under a cooking pot. He must have kept it going after she had left it. With him were more faces, of an age with her from their village and those near it; stout Gunvar, thin Thomer, sharp-eyed Briya and a few others she knew less well. The ones she had convinced to follow the Canadians, the ones that had survived everything that had happened in the True North before they had come.
They all wore nothing more than their skins and fine shirts they had taken from dead Lannister kneelers. Gunvar's shirt had a hole in both the front and back, marked by a red stain where a Canadian bullet had went in and out. He only ever wore it as he ate and slept in the evening. The sun was still up, but the tall trees made their own darkness. This isle is cursed, not blessed.
"Wakey wakey," Ryk said, "We were worried 'bout you."
Ygritte grunted, not really wanting to say much about it. She stumbled out of the tent, half dressed, and joined the group by the flames. There was some stew roiling in the pot, almost ready. Its smell made her mouth water, as did the sight of little bobs of meat jumping up through the surface in between the vegetables.
"Rabbit," Ryk explained, sensing the question, "Thought you'd want to eat something… not Canadian right now."
"Thought right," Ygritte groaned, stretching out her legs. Gunvar's eye flashed towards them, wanting something he could not have. She glared at him, and the moment ended.
"Their food is too sweet 'nyway," Thomer insisted, running his fingers through his hair, "Or too hot."
"Spicy," Ygritte intoned in English, "That's their word for it."
"Aye," Ryk said, "They've a great many words."
"Too many."
They sat in comfortable silence for a little while, all of them staring at the fire and the pot. Ryk eventually grabbed up a stack of wooden bowls and some shiny metal spoons. "Looks about ready to me," he murmured aloud, his brow knit with concentration as he stirred the pot with an even larger metal spoon.
"Smells about ready to me," said Briya with a crooked smile, "Hurry up."
Ryk stuck his tongue out at her, but plunged the first bowl in anyway. He gave the woman a look and handed Ygritte the food, along with the spoon. She took both, but instead of eating, she held the polished steel spoon up to the fire, watching the light curve on it. It had been a gift from the Canadians, like so much else was.
How come they have such things? Ygritte asked herself, Why can't we make them? Why can't the kneelers? The thought disturbed her heart, making it feel like someone had closed their fist over it. She flipped the spoon over in her palm and used it to shovel the food into her. She felt better at once. The grease made the vegetables taste like meat, and each bite
"What'll you do?" Ryk asked, chewing away at his own food.
Ygritte could think of only one thing now. Escape. "Go back north," she said, "I don't trust the Starks. Marriage or no marriage, Jon Stark is not lord o' Winterfell. The kneelers will look for some way to turn against us. Mance'll need spears and bows."
Ryk made a face, like he had just bit into uncooked rabbit. Except it couldn't be that, he half-burned his meals. Lucky for us, he can't burn a stew. "The Stark won't dare undo what was agreed," he said, "The Canadians would declare war. And now all kneelers know what that means, as the Watch learnt."
Ryk knows nothing… Ygritte finished her bite before responding. Wouldn't do to spew rabbit when she wanted him to hear her. "The kneelers'll find some way to make it look like we're the ones breaking our word," she said, "That's their way. They don't hold t' oaths. They find tricky ways of getting around them while seemin' to keep them. The Canadians have a word for such people: Lawyers. The kneelers are fuckin' lawyers."
Briya snorted. "Sounds like Thenns," she said, "They do the same."
"Ice River clans and cave men too," Thomer agreed.
"Nah, they just stab you open-like," Ryk objected, "That's why you hang them if you catch 'em, there's no taking their word at all. Worse than kneelers, that lot."
"Mostly dead now," Gunvar said, "Wights got 'em and only Varamyr came away with his life. Lost 'is skins too. Last raven from the Wall said so."
"Good," Ygritte said, "Best thing that madman did for the Free Folk, gettin' them lot killed."
There were grunts of accord with that notion. The Ice River and cave tribes were deeply hated. None who were good of mind ever took women from them either. They corrupted the thoughts of whatever clan they joined, with the eating of manflesh and the worship of strange gods. Only the Others brought them to Mance, and only after battle.
Soon, eating took place over saying the words themselves. Ygritte began to feel better. The food filled her belly nicely, and the company was as familiar as could be.
It almost felt like the good days, when the return of the Others was just a rumour the greyhairs said was the Hornfoots trying to stir trouble, when the most Ygritte had to worry about was boys from the next valley trying to steal her. The chewing and slurping of the stew was the only thing that could be heard over the endless insects chittering in the trees.
Until it wasn't heard any longer.
The sounds of eating just stopped. Wondering if the rest of her company had all finished at the same time, Ygritte looked up from her bowl. Ryk, Thomer, Gunvar, Briya, they all sat absolutely still, their spoons and bowls held up but completely unmoving. Thomer's brow twitched slightly. Their skin seemed ghostly pale in the firelight. Their eyes all peered over her shoulder.
Ygritte turned one way, and found four Canadians, armed and armoured. They were standing in a line to the side of her tent in a line. Their rifles and carbines were raised and aimed at the others. Their helmets had the strange goggles that allowed man and spearwife to see through the dark in strange green hues, though they were pushed up out of the eyes of the warriors. How'd they get so close?!
Zheng was nearby, a look of boredom across her face. She didn't pay Ygritte the slightest mind, too busy watching Gunvar. She'll not explain.
A twig snapped in another direction. Ygritte found another four Canadians had appeared at the other side of the tent, moving into another line and bringing their own weapons up to point. She recognised one as Baldy Schafer, 'sergeant' and chieftain of the Canadians. Michael's brothers in spilled blood.
None of them said a word. Her head swirled with annoyance and fear. She splashed her stew a little throwing the spoon into her bowl so she could put it down. What's this about?
Michael Duquesne rounded her tent, hands resting on the butt of his rifle, just as armed and armoured as the rest. Ygritte burst to her feet. "What're you doing!" she demanded of him, "You decided you don't need us any longer?!" He did not answer. He gave her only the slightest glance, which sent a roil of frustration through her.
The dull clunk of a spoon on the bottom of a wooden bowl sounded. Ryk had taken back his senses, scooped up some more stew and put it into his mouth. "Have we offended ye, o' great leader of Canadians?" he asked in jest, though he was careful to not make it sound too mocking. He's afraid.
Michael smiled back, though somehow that was more menacing than if he had roared a warcry. "Not at all," he said, "Just doing things the proper way. According to custom, precedent… all those good things."
He's lost his mind. "Are you drunk?" Ygritte asked, "Have you been eating the mushrooms growing by the weirwoods?!" Such things had been known to cause madness in those not initiated as woodswitches.
"I'm perfectly sober," Michael responded, his tone sharp. Oh gods, has he really come to throw us away?
Ryk's eyes narrowed, as the others exchanged glances. "Good then," he replied, "Sit and eat with us. Speak. If you wanted us dead, you'd have shot us down like wolves already."
Aye, true, Ygritte thought, her heart thumping.
Duquesne clicked his tongue and thumbed towards at her. "Sorry Ryk, I'm busy."
Ygritte had had enough. She stormed over to him, and attempted to shove him with both arms. He barely budged. Her throat closed for a reason she couldn't understand. "Whatever game you're playin', get on with it!" she croaked, "Or go!"
Duquesne looked down at her with his dark blue eyes, and brushed a stray braid out of her face. Ygritte's insides squirmed, with something other than anger or sadness.
"Okay," he shrugged. Fast as a shadowcat, he ducked down and threw an arm around her waist. Ygritte half-shrieked when he rose again, this time with her thrown over his shoulder. She hung from there, head forward, legs splayed behind his back. Reaching for her knife, she found it wasn't there. She had left it in the tent. Gods curse it!
"Let me down, Michael Duquesne!" she roared, blood rushing to her head. She craned her neck to see what was going on.
Duquesne raised his rifle with one hand, balancing it on his hip as he aimed it at Ryk. "You going to have a problem with this?" he asked, "Am I doing it right?"
Ygritte shifted, and finally found an angle she was able to see from. Ryk and the others were grinning all-mad, on the edge of laughing themselves half to death. Gods take them.
"Aye, you're doing it right!" Ryk erupted, "I knew we'd make a man o' the Free Folk out of you, Michael Duquesne!"
The rest of them began to laugh too, shaking and curling over, their faces turning red.
"Not so much, I think," Michael replied, "You just stay there."
Ryk showed his palms, not making a fuss and unable to speak for the laughing.
"You come get me off o' here!" Ygritte called out, twisting to meet his eyes. Her clan-brothers and sister simply looked back at her with a smile and pitiful eyes. Fucking cowards, don't want to fight the Canadians, she told herself, before another part of her asked, But who would?
The fight escaped out of her for the moment. There was no way Ryk and the others could win. She went limp, wondering what she should do. Michael took her away along the coast, his warriors falling in behind him as he moved through the forest once more. They were all moving towards one of the crawlers, sitting in a lonely spot off the clearing of the trees.
He's stealing me, Ygritte realised, He's stealing me again! The fire of rage burst forth as a new flame again. He's not said he's sorry or that he'd not throw his life away! I'll not be stolen by such a man! She wriggled and squirmed, trying to get her hands into his face and force her to drop him.
"Hey, Ygritte, easy…" he began to complain, before she managed to grab his lower lip. She pulled and twisted, gaining a call of pain for her trouble, until she found herself falling.
They tumbled. Michael fell on top of her, the weight knocking the breath out of her lungs until he rolled away, groaning. She sucked in the air again, her back aching from where she had flipped off of his shoulder and hit the dirt.
"Sir?" asked Baldy Schafer, "You both alright?"
"No," Michael wheezed. Ygritte let out a chuckle of delight, the pain not enough to stop it. Aye, that's what you get for trying to steal me again.
"But I will be," he continued, sitting up, "Schafer, you go on ahead. Here is as good a place as any." He undid the clasp holding his rifle to its straps, and threw it to the man. Schafer caught it. "Zheng, you hang around over there by that tree, like we talked about."
"Sir," Schafer agreed, before waving the rest of the warriors to follow him. Ygritte watched them go, and saw Zheng wander away as commanded too, just out of earshot. She and Michael were now alone, save for her gaze on them both.
Ygritte sat up and waited. It was plain he wanted to do something, say something. Her palms itched as the words did not come. Gods, what is he waiting for! "What'd you want, Michael Duquesne?" she asked, all poison, "What's the Zheng doing over there?" The woman watched like a wolf watches its prey.
"Truthfully? She's making sure I don't fuck you," Michael stated at once, blunt as can be, "Laws, remember?"
Ygritte snorted. "You try to and I'll cut your cock off." With what blade?
Michael sighed and attempted to stand up. No you don't. Ygritte grabbed his arm and pulled, forcing him back onto his arse on the ground. He breathed out again. "Ygritte, I'm trying to do something here," he said, "Can you stop hurting me for a few seconds?"
"Steal a woman and you may get hurt," Ygritte sneered back, "The Thief isn't in the Moonmaid any more, Michael Duquesne."
He rolled his eyes and leaned back on his hands. "Well, excuse me for not consulting the damn stars when I decided to offend you."
"Should've thought of that before you decided you were goin' t' kill yourself."
"That's not what happened."
Liar. Ygritte fumed. She jumped him, slapping and pinching. He quickly grabbed her and threw her off of him. "Can I just talk to you for a moment?" Michael asked, "Without getting attacked?"
Ygritte bit her tongue. She wanted to hear what he had to say, but couldn't admit it. That would mean him winning. That wouldn't do.
He seemed to sense it. With a sigh, Michael moved closer to her, close enough to feel his breath her face and eyes wide with attention. Her heart did a little dance. Gods, what does he want?
"Fine, I'll just talk then. I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the sacrifice, but I hadn't decided to do it yet. It would only have happened if there was absolutely no other way to get everyone home. And I know that's not good enough. I am sorry."
"You better be!" Ygritte burst out, before she could stop herself, "Leaving me in a foreign world or here among the kneelers, I won't have it! You hear?!"
Everything she had done for him weighed on her like stones now; keeping the others from doing foolish things, keeping them obedient, explaining why they needed to do this hard thing or that, holding them to the Canadian way of war… it was all exhausting, especially as she didn't always understand it herself.
Michael reached out and grabbed her hand, and gave it a squeeze. "That's all over, Ygritte," he said, "Bloodraven won't let us back until the Others are defeated. I need you."
Ygritte scoffed incoherently. "Need me to lead your Free Folk warriors, aye," she said, "But not as your woman. Else you'd not have said 'oh, please plunge a knife into me, Green Men, happy to do it.'"
Michael blew a breath out his lips. "I do need you for that," he admitted, "I have no problem saying so. There still aren't many of us, we still need all the help we can get."
Ygritte's breath caught. Gods, was he using me this whole time?
"But that's not why I am here," he continued, "Our dārion advised me to let you go, to just bribe you to do what we say. They'd prefer that I don't have a woman."
"I'm not so cheap," Ygritte replied, like a reflex, "I'm a spearwife, Michael Duquesne. You can only pay for me in blood."
Michael smirked. "Good, because I don't want a cheap woman," he said, "I already killed your warband to take you, remember? The chiefs back home advised me, they didn't order me. They said to make my own decisions, that's what I'm doing. Yes, for my own people, but also for me. I want someone who'll stand beside me, as you have already. Someone who understands what I need to do."
Ygritte breathed heavily, her body feeling less burdened. She was being convinced. No, not that easily. "I don't believe you."
Michael sighed and finally stood up again, groaning a little as he did. He offered his hand to help her up. She didn't need it, slapped it away and got to her feet without aid. He frowned down at her.
"Ygritte, at this moment, there are people under my command that think I'm taking advantage of you…"
Ygritte had never heard something so mad in her life. "You're taking advantage?!" she piped up, shutting him up in an instant, "You couldn't take advantage if you'd caught six kneeler women naked and tied up in furs. I gave myself t' you after you refused t' take your due, Michael Duquesne."
"I know," he replied, sharply, "But others do not see it that way…"
"Point out these others," Ygritte growled, "So I'll cut their noses off, stop 'em stickin' it where it don't belong!"
Michael opened his mouth, but closed it again quickly. Slowly, a smile spread his lips, a knowing smile. Ygritte realised her mistake at once. I said too much.
"So you do care," he said at last, "You do want people to know that I'm yours, of your own free will."
Ygritte rasped out a wordless objection. If she didn't speak, she knew she'd be here all night, denying him. The thought of that was worse than just surrendering the truth. "Aye, I want you," she said, "But I can't trust you. You'll just run off and die at the first opportunity t' save your people. As I said, I'll not be the one left behind."
Michael's chin lifted for a moment, as he looked up at the darkening sky, considering her words. The silence did not please her, and she felt herself grab the weave of her silk shirt.
"Want to know a secret?" he smiled, his voice almost a whisper.
"What?" Ygritte blinked.
"A secret? You know, something people aren't supposed to know?"
"I know what a secret is!"
He shushed her. "Keep it down… Do you want to know or not?"
Ygritte put her hands on her hips, glaring up at the man. I'll not get away unless I let him speak his piece, some swooning tale no doubt. "What secrets do you have?" she asked, just as quietly as he had spoken.
"One that'll matter," Michael replied, "The truth of our being here. Canadians, I mean."
"What truth?"
"We're never leaving."
Ygritte froze. That wasn't the fanciful thing she had expected. "You're never leaving?"
Michael shook his head. "I don't think so. The war with the Others is going to take years, and we're stuck dealing with the kneelers' wars too. Beyond that, the folks back home don't know enough to bring us back without doing what the Children and Green Men say is required. If we kill someone to go home, we might even be called murderers."
That was an old tale to Ygritte's ear. Making deals with sorcerers and greenseers was the way to get yourself killed or worse, and how to get you and your name cursed by men. Bloodraven was one such man. The Canadians didn't seem to know much about magic either. Their tools, for all their power, weren't magic. She knew that now, however much she called them sorcerous. They bent the world to their will through knowledge of the world itself.
"Aye, you'd be cursed," she conceded, "But why does that matter?"
"I'm not going anywhere," Michael replied, "I'm not going to jump on an altar to get sacrificed. Any danger I'll face, you can face too. It also means I need to think about how I want to spend the rest of my life, when all this is over… and who I want to spend it with?"
Warmth rose in Ygritte from within, melting her doubts and fears away from her throat and chest. Not so fast… "Aye, and you've a mess of fine Canadians to choose from now," she said, "I've seen them, Michael Duquesne. All fine-skinned, with nice straight teeth. Would'ya not prefer one of them?"
Michael rolled his eyes. "They weren't with me through everything we've been through. I'm used to you, I know you. I can love you. I don't know most of them, and most of them are no warriors. I need someone who knows what killing someone is like, Ygritte."
Ygritte frowned. Her eyes darted to Zheng. There sits a woman warrior who'd be worthy. She shook the thought off. She belongs to another anyway.
"Besides, there aren't any others that have been kissed by fire," Michael joked, picking up one of her braids and playing with the end of it between his fingers.
Ygritte's heart rose in her chest. She always did love her colour. "Aye, true," she conceded in better spirits, "Men have been known to do strange and terrible things for such a prize."
Michael nodded. "Like defy the advice of his Queen's chiefs," he said with a smile, before his face became serious. "Or steal a woman twice?"
"Aye."
"It seems you're my woman whether I like it or not. And I do like it, Ygritte."
She could've taken him right there and then. Her body began to ache for it. Oh he's all sweet words now, Ygritte thought, though she liked it much herself. "Aye, I bet you do like it," she said, taking back her braid, "Now that you've had a taste."
Michael snorted. "Well, there is that. But you chased me for moons. Don't think you meant to have me for just one night. Think there should a reward for that. So… You win, Ygritte."
He wants me. He doesn't want to abandon me. All traces of her previous despair smoked away, like steam off the surface of a hot spring. Her body seemed fortified, except for her legs, which wanted to fall out from under her. "What reward is that, Michael Duquesne?" Ygritte asked, as sly as she could.
The man looked her up and down hungrily, before he scratched his chin, glancing towards Zheng. "Not now, I ordered her to keep watch. Go back to your tent. I'll return in a while."
Ygritte breathed out with a new frustration, one of pleasure delayed. I'll not be denied. She turned towards their watcher. "Oi, Zheng!" she called, "Fuck off!"
The strange woman glared back with her endless black eyes in the last light of the day, an eyebrow cocked. "Or what?" she called back, "You don't command me, Ygritte."
"Or I'll cut you as you sleep!" Ygritte declared, "I swear on the gods, one night you'll never wake unless you fuck off now!"
"Ygritte…" Michael groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose with his thumb and finger.
Zheng shrugged. "Anyone ever tell you you're a bitch?" she said in the Canadian tongue. Ygritte gave her a filthy gesture in return, her knowledge of English enough to know what had been said to her. The Canadian warrior pushed off with her foot from the trunk of the tree she had been against and walked back in the direction of the road.
Both Ygritte and Michael watched until she was out of sight. It seemed to take a lifetime, every moment sending little shots of lightning across her skin with anticipation.
"That wasn't good," he began, as soon as they turned back.
Ygritte didn't care. She grabbed the webbing that strung around and over his armour, and moved back towards the nearest tree, pulling him along until her back was pressed against it and he was close enough to feel his breath. He steadied himself with both hands above her head to avoid falling head-first into it, almost trapping her.
Gods, now.
Michael Duquesne opened his mouth to speak.
"Shut up and get your clothes off," Ygritte commanded, preferring the action to the command as her fingers pulled at the buckles of his harnesses.
Chapter 59: La Fleur-de-lys
Chapter Text
The sounds of rumbling engines, horses and unicorns thumping on the soil and shouting voices crowded the ear as the 'Canadian Protection Force West' prepared to leave the Isle of Faces. The lines of 'crawlers', buggies, pickups, police cruisers, and animals fanned out along the edge of the water, heavily loaded with supplies of all kinds, waiting to cross it. Everywhere was movement and chatter. Under the blazing sun, people in Canadian Army uniforms mingled with those in mixed medieval garb or very little at all.
The lake stretched out for many kilometres, the shore on the other side not possible to see, only the hills and mountains around it rising up off the horizon. It was as clear a day as could be, and for the first time since arriving, the summertime heat was dry.
Sitting on some rocks by the water with the rest of the civilians, Anne looked on, not sure what she should be doing like the rest of them. They had all been assigned crawlers or pickups to report to. Some volunteers would even be driving the vehicles, as there was not enough soldiers.
She had spent much of the time already examining what she could about the 'Free Folk', as there was little else to do. Her team of archaeologists and anthropologists had done the same. But with things on the move and the language barrier still staring her in the face, this activity had been suspended.
So for the moment, she was switching between watching Duquesne as he moved around and watching Doctor Shih attempt to throw small stones as far as she could into the lake. Not much work in a medieval world for a geneticist without the tools of her trade…
The newly promoted Captain was everywhere. Duquesne checked every single vehicle himself for its contents against a document on a clipboard he had. He greeted many of the locals. He talked quietly with 'Jon Stark', a teenaged local lord of some kind, as well as the princess the young man was married to. He often went to his squad leaders directly to issue commands, gesticulating as he explained this or that thing he wanted done.
Anne thought Duquense was a hard man to read. She could see little of the supposed monster Teixeira described, though said describing was too vague to know anything for sure to begin with. But what she did know and what made her uncomfortable about him was two-fold; he now held absolute power over the lives of every Canadian present, and he had a constant shadow in the form of a young woman.
It wasn't unusual for the military to be in charge in a war zone, but typically diplomacy would be handled by the civilian government. It seemed to Anne that the government had totally washed its hands of the whole situation, leaving someone they clearly trusted in charge to handle matters while not considering the opinion of those actually trapped with him. They had all went from empowered citizen with rights to conscripts in a war they understood little about.
Duquesne shadow's name was Ygritte. She was a pretty red-haired teenager, albeit with crooked teeth and a temperament that the others of her tribe found ferocious enough to appoint her as chief in a time of war. Everywhere he went, she was with him, often handling the 'Free Folk' in his stead.
That was about as much information as Anne had, and she felt there was something off about Duquesne's relationship with her. They were clearly involved somehow, and while the age gap wasn't so large as to be massively disconcerting, the difference in education and power was startling. Is it possible for any of us to have a relationship of equals with these poor souls? she wondered to herself. Her train of thought was interrupted by Shih, as the woman managed to skim a flat stone across the water seven times before it dropped away to the bottom.
"You're glaring," said a voice from behind. Anne craned her neck and saw Teixeira standing nearby. He had his full battle kit on and was looking up at where she was sitting, a small grin on his face. God he looks good today, her mind wandered, before reasserting its reason. "Come join me," she said, patting the rock beside her, "Got a few questions for you."
"Good," Teixeira replied, "Because I was told to come give you some orders." The Master-Corporal quickly scaled the stone and sat down heavily beside her, his rifle laid across his lap.
A smouldering annoyance rose in Anne's throat. I'm civilian liaison, why isn't this a real conversation? "What orders?" she asked, "If Duquesne wants to give me orders, he can come give them to me himself."
Teixeira's brow raised up. "As you can see, he's a little busy," the soldier said, thumbing over at the Captain, "The Green Men will create a path through the lake for us. We need to be ready to move when that happens."
Anne picked up a stone, her annoyance releasing from her. "He does look busy," she admitted, "And we are clearly not welcome here. I've been seeing more and more of these so called Green Men in the edges of the forest, all with spears and bows, and none of them so much as waved a greeting."
Teixeira shrugged noncommittally and muttered something in Portuguese. Easy to be flippant when you have a gun.
"Well, you won't dislike these orders," he said, "The plan is to go along the western coast of the lake, northwards to a castle called Harrenhal. The skinchanger people say that Jon Stark's brother will be there with a large army. We're going to try to talk them into a peace deal. Duquesne wants you involved in the negotiations as an advisor, and to observe the society of the 'kneelers'. Private Sayer will be assigned to translate their words for you."
Anne's mind raced. It was an absolutely amazing opportunity. But why is he giving it to me? "What does he want me for?" she asked aloud, "I'm not a diplomat and I doubt he likes me very much. He treats me like some fresh private out of bootcamp."
Teixeira looked around in a conspiratorial manner, and glared at the nearest people, shooing them off with his hand. They complied, which Anne didn't assign blame for, as when someone with a big gun tells you to go away, you do it unless there's a matter of principle at stake.
"One more recruit for the cult," the soldier said as soon as he was sure no one else could here.
Anne narrowed her eyes. Has he lost it? "What cult?"
Teixeira held up his hands, as if to say 'just listen for a moment'. "The cult of Duquesne," he said, "This is what he does. He gets on your good side by giving you opportunities to show what you can do, letting you do the things that motivate you…"
"So?" Anne asked, "That's what leaders do."
Teixeira shook his head. "Yes, but with Duquesne it's a trick," he said, "He wants you to believe he trusts you, but he actually sees you as a pawn. Expendable. Just some thing he can spend to get what he wants."
Anne cocked an eyebrow. This was an old complaint to her. Academia wasn't exactly renowned for its regard for its postgraduate students, after all. "Again, that's what leaders do."
Teixeira shook his head rapidly. "Ah screw it. It's too hard to explain without telling you what he did before. But you'll see it for yourself. Pray you don't see it too closely, or it might be the last thing you do see."
Anne picked up a stone of her own and threw it into the lake. It went in with a satisfying plump sound. "I doubt I'll see it,"she said, "Duquesne wants us 'civilians' out of the way, doing our own thing. So does the government. Every one of us has been given assignments to do with our areas of study. This order from him is the first I've heard of any of us being involved in the mission you soldiers have been given."
Teixeira frowned. "If he wants you to help, he's playing that game. That's all I'm saying."
Anne was about to become annoyed again, when a thought occurred to her. If there's a game being played, perhaps I can win it too. The military can't be allowed to hide their activities. "Then I best be careful," she said, "But if Duquesne is so eager to let me to do things…" She stood up and walked around Teixeira, before sliding down the road face with a hop. Making her way directly towards Duquesne, who was in conference with Sergeant MacDonald and Sergeant Zheng.
"Captain Duquesne!" Anne called as she approached, "A moment if you would."
The man looked up from his clipboard with no particular emotion, a pen sticking out of his mouth clutched between his teeth. "Doctor Cloutier," he said in greeting, "I guess Teixeira has passed on my orders?"
"He has," Anne confirmed, "And I'm happy to help… but if possible, could I be with the buggies going in front?"
Duquesne stared at her like she had just asked to go dancing in a minefield. It's not that crazy, Captain, I just want to make sure you aren't going to commit the crimes Teixeira implies you're already guilty of.
Zheng was more verbal on the matter. "I command the reconnaissance element, Doctor," she said, "We might get caught up in heavy combat. I doubt that's something you want to add to your resume."
Anne smiled at the new Sergeant. "I'm aware of that and have full confidence in your ability to defeat any threat we might encounter," she said, "But I'd like to do a little reconnaissance of my own as you do yours."
Sergeant Zheng's mouth moved with annoyance. She didn't want to gainsay the idea that she could kick the ass of anyone who tried to stop her. But then, she was easy to read where Duquesne was hard.
"What sort of reconnaissance," MacDonald asked, his head tilted slightly towards her, "This isn't a safari, Professor."
"Of the countryside," Anne replied, "The farms, the houses, the infrastructure, all of it is important evidence of how this society works and how prosperous it is."
To her surprise, Duquesne pulled the pen out of his mouth and grinned. "Why not?" he said, before turning to the Sergeant, "You had a spare seat anyway, Zheng. She wants to see the Riverlands first, let her." MacDonald and Zheng's heads both spun back to look at him, but he had already returned his attention to his clipboard.
Now we'll see what you're up to. Anne rubbed her hands together once, delighted her little scheme had worked. "I'm glad you can see reason, Captain."
"I do try, Doctor," Duquesne replied, not looking up.
Air whipping her hair behind her, Anne braced herself in her seat using the roll-bars of the buggy. It sprinted down the side of the waiting line of vehicles, churning up the sand as it moved. The location of the causeway had changed, something about it not being safe the one to the east again so soon. So the entire column of Canadians and friends was moving westwards along the north coast of what was apparently an island.
Sergeant Zheng had found her reconnaissance group at the back of the line where she was previously at the front, and had immediately ordered the buggies under her command to overtake the rest. She had taken to standing up beside Anne in the back seat and hanging onto the heavy machinegun mounted to the top of the vehicle, throwing rude gestures at the crawlers as she passed, chuckling to herself as she did so.
The buggies were considerably faster, even with the trailers full of supplies and a half dozen Free Folk warriors sitting in the very back or hanging onto each of their sides. Anne found herself thrown this way and that as the driver negotiated the curves in the shoreline at speed. Anne blinked as she spotted O'Neill atop his own crawler, grinning back at Zheng and throwing back a different rude gesture of his own.
"You're in a good mood," Anne remarked, loudly enough to be heard over the engine.
"Not yet I'm not," Zheng shouted down at her from her perch, "But just wait until we meet the first set of medieval pricks that don't want to back down." She grabbed the handle on the heavy machine gun and charged the weapon, laughing almost maniacally as she coaxed metallic noise from it.
This one has watched too many movies, Anne thought to herself, And has a big chip on her shoulder to be 'one of the boys'.
Eventually the buggies overtook the whole column, and drove the last few kilometres on their own. The forest of weirwoods was not surrounded by ordinary trees here, and it met the shoreline directly after a little while.
Anne watched the horrific, bleeding faces carved in the white bark look on with frozen screams. It made her skin crawl, those trees. It must not have been to Zheng's liking too. The sergeant swung the barrel of her weapon towards them, the jovial mood replaced entirely with soldierly focus.
Curious if it was just something one of the original lost soldiers might think to do, Anne craned her neck to look back at the other two buggies. She found their occupants doing much the same thing, aiming their guns and grenade launchers at the trees. It's not for the trees at all, she realised.
As she turned around, she saw a small knot riders in dark green ahead. Anne's mouth dropped as she realised they were riding elks, not horses, their massive antlers a dead giveaway. The men too had antlers on pointy looking helmets. I really am in a fantasy world.
Zheng muttered something into her headset's mouthpiece, and the driver slowed the vehicle down to a crawl. The other two buggies came up to either side, and only then did a quicker pace resume. The weapons were aimed forwards, towards the riders.
Anne briefly wondered if there was going to be a small massacre, but no one seemed very concerned. The buggies stopped within talking distance, the elk snorting and stomping at the arrival of the strange metal beasts. Now that the vehicle wasn't jumping around, Anne stood up, knowing what would happen next was something she wanted to see.
"Hello Arrel," Zheng called, a frown on her face.
"Zheng of Vancouver," said the man in reply, with a barely perceptible bow of the head.
This is the skinchanger, Anne recalled, Or is it just the skin?
Zheng leaned back, taking her hands off the machinegun and crossing her arms. "Duquesne wants me to go ahead, scout out the way. If you wouldn't mind letting us cross?"
Arrel scowled. "We are not quite prepared," he said, "You have arrived early. Give us a moment." He pulled the reins of his elk, and the whole group of riders rode off at a casual pace towards the nearest weirwood, a tall but thin thing with a mouth carving that half-split its trunk in two. Anne watched them as they dismounted and pulled a large leather bag off the rump of one of the animals.
"Prick," Zheng muttered, rummaging around in her combat webbing for something of her own, cursing under her breath.
"Is it wise to be insulting them?" Anne wondered aloud, "They're magical beings."
Zheng pulled out a cigar and lighter. "They're perfectly happy to insult us," she said, before sticking the tobacco in between her lips and teeth, "Besides, I am fucking magic too." She waggled her fingers in the air, miming a spell.
Anne rolled her eyes as Zheng ignited the Zippo lighter, holding it between her thumb and forefinger. There was writing in English and Chinese on the side of it that drew the eye.
"Fuck Communism?" Anne read aloud, incredulous.
Zheng laughed, clicking her lighter shut and half coughing her first breath of the cigar for her trouble. "Family heirloom," she explained.
Oh great. The smell of the tobacco burning was overwhelming, making Anne's eyes water. The Free Folk standing on the makeshift sideboards stared at Zheng like she was insane. They complained to her in the Common tongue, which sounded a lot like Dutch to Anne's ears, though she spoke absolutely none of either language. The sergeant spoke back, in a tone that was more explanation than rebuke.
I guess there's no such thing as smoking here, Anne guessed, before the stench of the thing made her wish there was no such thing as smoking on Earth too.
Zheng gave her an apologetic look, and stubbed the thing out, though she kept it. "Sorry. I don't usually smoke, except on special occasions. And only Cuban too."
What happened to Fuck Communism? Anne cleared her throat and waved the smoke out of her face. There was no breeze or wind to carry the smell away. "Is this a special occasion?"
The sergeant winced. "No, I've just heard the warg reports on the western shore."
Anne narrowed her eyes, wondering what the hell that meant. Asking about it was not an option, as the elk riders returned on foot. One carried a long ram's horn, like a giant shofar. It was at least as long as a person. What sort of ram did that come from?!
The one called Arrel stopped in front of the buggy, as the others hurried by. His face was pained. "We will now open the way," he said, "And I will join your progress to Harrenhal, though I will wait for Duquesne to cross myself."
Anne kept her mouth shut. The relationship with these locals was far more opaque to her than the one with the Free Folk. All she knew is that they hated Earthlings, because their own invasion had been repelled brutally by the proto-First Nations. She ached to ask to see what had happened, but this Arrel had refused to allow her to. It was not something lightly relived, he had said.
Zheng's mouth opened and her tongue moved over her teeth in thought. It looked particularly predatory for some reason. "Just like that?" she said, "Okay. We'll go ahead first. Who knows what's waiting out there?"
Don't they know what's out there? Anne asked herself, Spying through their horrible trees?
Arrel nodded, his face blank as he turned to the other Men in Green. The largest of them was hefting the horn up to his lips, pointing it out over the water. A second later, and a resonant sounding issued from the instrument. It didn't sound special to Anne's ear, but she waited for a moment for something to happen. Nothing did.
The man blew the horn again and again, for a total of seven blasts. Each time, Anne, the other Canadians and the Free Folk looked around with anticipation. It was only on the seventh was the attention rewarded.
The ground shook, an earthquake rumbling beneath the buggies wheels. The Free Folk hanging on the side dove to throw both their arms around the roll-bars to stop themselves being thrown off by the shuddering. The Men in Green did not have any trouble at all which was very strange. They just stood as if the ground was not moving at all. Their elk too.
Anne gawked as the lake bubbled and roiled, like a soft drink shaken up, flowing away along a line straight west from the edge of the water and as far as the eye could see. The earthquake subsided in minutes, but the bubbles kept emerging. Magic is amazing, she decided, We need to understand it.
Arrel pointed the way with his palm and arm outstretched. "There is your road, Lian Zheng," he declared, "You cannot miss it."
"You could probably see it from space!" Anne declared back in reply.
Zheng nudged Anne's shoulder, as if to say 'don't appear so amazed.' "Is it safe?" she asked, "With the bubbles?"
The Man in Green seemed offended. "Entirely," Arrel said, "We have used the horn to shift the shape of the land. The bubbles are merely vapours being released from the earth beneath the lake. They are harmless. This is the least such horns can achieve. Twice we have sundered a continent with such power. We know what we are doing."
Sundered a continent? Anne began to wonder why anyone needed to fight the ice demons with spears and bows, never mind guns. Just use that magic and leave us out of it.
Zheng frowned, and took hold of her machinegun again. She aimed it out towards the lake, well clear of any possible target, but still Anne knew she was going to shoot it. There was just enough time to cover her ears before the weapon chattered loudly. The Men in Green scattered, not expecting such a thing at all.
A tracer bullet flew out over the bubbling water, before splashing down clear of it a considerable distance away. "Well, it's not methane at least," the sergeant remarked with boredom, releasing the machinegun again, "Else we'd know by now."
Anne turned to her. "What would have happened if it was? A fire?"
Zheng gave a dismissive wave. "Or an explosion," she said, "Just checking if it was a trap." She looked down at Arrel. "See you on the other side. Driver, forward! Stick to the bubbles."
The buggies started moving again, the driver being careful to get on the proper path. Soon Anne found herself sailing across the surface of the roiling lake, like she was in a speedboat and not a car missing its skin and filled with murderous warriors.
It took no time at all to traverse the lake, by which time the bubbles were beginning to die out. As soon as they reached land again, Zheng reported back to Duquesne over the radio and ordered the vehicles to turn right, northwards along the shore.
Anne was careful to observe her surroundings as they passed by. Her reasoning to Duquesne for her presence in the front hadn't entirely been a lie.
The beach was the same flat mix of sand and mud as that of the Isle of Faces, easily firm enough for the vehicles to keep driving on. Beyond it was woodland, and no wild woodland either. Here and there were small dykes and earth ramparts. Both were most likely maintained to protect the farmland behind from flooding. Every now and then were fishing cabins on stilts at the high tide mark with cranes holding nets, looking like they were pulled straight off the banks of the Charente in France.
Flood defences, organised forestry, Anne noted to herself, Knowledge of tidal fisheries. Whatever society lived in the region, she was certain it was more advanced technologically and more organised socially than the Free Folk. "Until now anyway," Anne mumbled to herself, recalling the salutes the warriors gave the Army's soldiers and the discipline when she had arrived.
Another fifteen minutes and they came upon a village.
As the column of buggies got closer to it, Anne soon realised it used to be a village. There was furniture and abandoned carts all over the two streets. The buildings were burned and charred, including the large stone structure in the middle of it, as was a large pier. The latter blocked the way, its blackened and thick wooden piles driven into the beach looking like gravestones from a distance. A small but very rapid stream tore down a hillside in two waterfalls, before emptying into the lake. Hopefully the villagers all got away.
Zheng muttered more commands into her radio, and once again, the buggy stopped and waited for the others to catch up and come parallel. "Dismount!" she commanded at the top of her voice, "Dismount!" She hopped out of the vehicle and the soldier in the front passenger seat climbed over to take her place with the machine gun. All around, Free Folk warriors were getting off the buggies and bringing crossbows into their hands.
Not about to be left behind, Anne shimmied in her seat to the edge, ready to hop out herself. Zheng quickly stepped over and shoved her back into it. "Not you," she said, "We need to clear that village."
Anne stormed forwards again to the exit, scanning the settlement for a second. "Looks empty to me."
"Looks can be deceiving," Zheng growled, "Watch from the car. It'll be following closely behind, you won't miss anything except arrows. They'll be too busy shooting at us to care about you."
Deflating a little, Anne sat back down. Okay, maybe catching an arrow with my body is a possibility here.
The Free Folk and the few Canadians that had got out of the vehicles formed a loose battle line, pairing up. They advanced towards the village. The buggy crept forward behind them, the soldier pointing the machine gun beside Anne at this thing and that, everywhere armed men might be hiding. She watched with trepidation… but no enemies sprung forth.
As the village became closer and closer, the vague smell of fire and rot rose up. No one has lived here for a while.
Zheng held up a closed fist and a command crackled over the radio, just barely incomprehensible. The soldiers, warriors and buggies stopped. More orders. Those on foot split up into two teams, and began moving around the edges of the village, seeking trouble. Meanwhile, the buggies' gunners sat and watched, ready to shower the place with bullets and grenades.
Anne watched with them, but for other things. She noticed the stone structures in the village, as they were pretty distinctive. The large central one was quite obviously some sort of temple. It had some small stained glass windows, miraculously unsmashed, and the symbol of a seven pointed star on it. The regional religion had seven gods.
Another set of buildings were very obviously grain silos. There were seven of them too, implying their importance to the culture by linking it to their religion. They were also large enough to hold grain for years.
Lastly, there were smokehouses, squat things with slots on the outside to allow people to stoke the things without going inside. They had black marks over them that were far older than the fire damage elsewhere.
Winters don't last just a few months here, Anne reminded herself, They prepare accordingly.
Eventually, Zheng and the foot soldiers reappeared at the other end of the village, and they swept through it back towards the buggies. This took some time, as every building was checked. When they arrived back again, they were relaxed, holding their weapons at rest. No enemies about, then.
Zheng wiped sweat off her brow, and relit her cigar. "We'll need to clear the streets. Tide is coming in, we won't be able to use the shore as a road all the way to Harrenhal anyway. I'll assign you an escort, and you can poke around if you want."
She turned to the occupants of another buggy and some Free Folk nearby. "Get the Raven up!" she said, before adding something in the Common tongue. The Canadians inside got out and began offloading a box from the back of the buggy, while a Free Folk warrior jumped clear and made their way towards Anne's own vehicle.
The 'spearwife' had hair just as red as the Ygritte girl, but was far taller and her face was thinner. Eyes followed her as she moved, and not just because of the crossbow in her arms, the shield on her back or the mace on her belt. Even covered in chainmail and padding, the boys knew what they liked. And it wasn't just Free Folk gazes either.
Anne sighed at the predictability of it all. Put your tongues back, boys.
"This is Grette," Zheng said, "One of Sayer's girls."
Anne felt one of her eyebrows raise of its own accord. "One of?"
Zheng snorted. "Yeah, turns out being a deadeye shot with a seven-point-six-two is very sexy to the Free Folk. Plus Sayer is just a nice guy." Grette asked something in the Old Tongue, which sounded a whole lot like the Breton language. Zheng explained back, the second language in as many hours she had spoken flawlessly.
I really need this translation magic, Anne thought, a pang of jealousy twisting in her gut a little.
"Grette will be your escort," Zheng declared, as she turned and left, "Don't do anything stupid!" More warriors joined her, moving for the first wrecked cart that needed to be shifted out of the street. Stupid like what?
The buzz of a small motor directed Anne's attention upwards, and she ducked as the small grey drone was launched a little too close for comfort. The little aircraft sped away into the sky, before banking into a wide circle, its round camera swivelling this way and that, searching for trouble.
Anne pulled herself up again, reflecting that the sight of a 'UAV' would probably be like a UFO to the Westerosi. As if to confirm that notion, she found Grette had ducked too, and the two shared a small smile. "Guess we're all just human," Anne said to her, causing confusion. Waving it off, she dismounted properly and marched away. "Come on," she called, her excitement growing, "Let's see what we can find!"
They bypassed the work of shoving the obstacles away, which looked a lot like hard work from the huffing and puffing of the warriors, and Anne led the pair straight into the village. Grette immediately had her crossbow up, a redundant action as there were two pairs of Canadian soldiers further in looking suitably alert and heavily armed.
Feeling safe, Anne made straight for the big central temple. They really love the number seven, she thought, as she realised it had a heptagon shape. The corners had little carved statues that must have been centuries old, the style reminded her of 'Dark Ages' European church carvings or Viking ones. I need to have more books on medieval Europe. It was far from her area of direct expertise.
The large doors were open, the wood near their handles battered and splintered. Anne paused a moment to consider that, before the silhouette of large statues in multi-coloured light within caught her attention. She began to rush inside, but slowed at once as a rotting, sweetly smell hit her like a slap.
Hasn't been cleaned in months in summer heat, Anne concluded, pressing forward. The statues were utterly fascinating. They stood life-sized on stone plinths, carved from wood. They were painted gaudily, like how ancient Greek statues used to be, with interesting patterns up and down the hems of their flowing robes.
The depictions of the seven gods were strangely predictable too. There was a sort of king-as-patriarch; a smith god with a hammer and a warrior god with a sword, both men; the Triple Goddess of beautiful maiden, gravid mother and crone holding a lantern… and the last one could only represent death, its head entirely covered by a sinister hood with a long curved point.
Anne couldn't help but be drawn towards the death god. The stained glass windows were placed so that no light ever touched it. Even the shape of the building seemed to stretch slightly so that its statue was a little further away from the others.
With a frown, she rummaged in her pocket for a small flashlight she kept at all times, and aimed it up. She found it was painted dark blue, with little white skulls on the hem of its robe. She moved closer, trying to see the face. The beam of her light revealed it had no face, just a round void painted black. Sinister.
Her foot kicked something left on the ground, and she quickly redirected her beam towards the floor.
The entire space between her and the statue of the death god was covered in bones and corpses.
They had long putrefied, the soft parts of the body rotted off and the teeth fallen out. The floor was black with what was left of the soft parts of the body that had rotted off. Two dozen grinning skulls stared up at her. Those bones clothed in women's clothes lay with their legs splayed out or draped over barrels. Those in men's clothes had shattered skulls or detached limbs.
Anne froze. Her tongue felt swollen, pins and needles flared up her arms and legs before pooling in her hands and feet. Her teeth chattered. Someone spoke to her, the voice echoing off the stone all around.
Bougez, bougez, BOUGEZ! her mind screamed. Her body just stayed still and numb.
As if someone had moved a switch, control of her legs and arms returned to her. She bolted and scrambled back towards the door, finding Grette there in the daylight waiting for her with wide eyes. Just as she was about to make it outside when she tripped, sending her sprawling into the dust just outside.
Pain ringing all over the front of her body and the taste of blood on her tongue, her stomach chose that moment to retch and expel her breakfast onto the ground out of her mouth. Suddenly exhausted, Anne rolled over and lay on her back, as Grette knelt beside her and fussed. More Breton-like words poured out, as if they could be understood.
As her rational mind began to reassert itself, Anne felt a burning shame and a plunge of fear rip through her. She had seen and worked with dead bodies before, she shouldn't have reacted that way. It was as much the implication as the smell and remains. Those people were tortured and abused before the end, she said, And the same thing could happen to me. Which is why I was allowed to come along.
A look of utter shock on her face, Grette pulled Anne up by the arm and offered a skin to drink from.
"Thanks," Anne replied weakly, taking the offer.
Expecting water, she got red wine instead. Coughing and spluttering at first and her mouth stinging where she had cut her lip, she nonetheless appreciated the liquid's ability to overwhelm the taste of vomit and the lingering smell of corpse in her nostrils. She used it like mouthwash, swirling it around her mouth and spitting it out. That sent Grette grabbing for the skin, before Anne managed to take another drink and swallowed it this time.
The smell of cigar smoke soon joined the wine.
Zheng wandered up, mouth tight with concern. Grette reported to her about what had happened, provoking a small nod. She took a quick look inside the temple before returning. "You okay?" she asked Anne, with surprising kindness, "Didn't know it was that bad in there."
Liar. "Not really okay, no," Anne replied, "This is why Duquesne said yes, isn't it?"
Zheng shrugged. "He didn't share the why with me. But I'm sure he knew it was possible you'd see this kinda thing. We know you don't like being under our command, but this is a dangerous place to be, Doctor. Dangerous places are our bread and butter."
You don't say. Anne took another swig of wine and handed the skin back to Grette, who weighed it in her hands and complained.
"Welcome to Westeros," Zheng added.
Anne narrowed her eyes, finding the wine hadn't done enough to rid her of the scents and tastes she wanted gone. I need a gun, she decided, however much she knew she wouldn't be given a weapon. One thing at a time.
"Shut up and give me a cigar, Sergeant."
Chapter 60: The Queen Upon The Wall
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The Thenns gathered atop the hill on the slope in front of the Last Inn, their shields polished bronze bright and the black of their Crow-steel speartips and scales drinking in the light. Their shieldwall reflected the sun back south in a warm glow. In the forest upon the other hills to one side, archers and spearwives stood behind every tree. In the marshy ground to the other, giants and mammoths.
Dalla looked to each of the them, knowing it was the best that the Free Folk could muster. With her at the bottom of the hill near the border were the chieftains of every living clan that followed Mance, save for Tormund who had remained behind at Castle Black to keep the peace. Even Varamyr was there, weak but atop a bear whose skin he had stolen from the forests near See-Eff-Bee Molestown.
There were over fifty of the chieftains, and their families were there too. Exchanging what could be their final kisses and embraces. A pang of guilt raked Dalla as she thought about what was going to happen, and she quickly turned her eyes towards another group.
Atop their own horses were the commanders of the Night's Watch with Chief of the Wulls; Mormont of Castle Black, Mallister of the Shadow Tower and the now scar-faced Pyke of Eastwatch, all four as glum as can be having been commanded to keep their mouths shut.
A horn sounded to the south, announcing the close arrival of what Dalla had refused to watch as it came on. The Stark host approached in battle array, having difficulty with the ground. They were almost all on foot, as the skinchangers had said.
Dalla could see the Giant on red and the Grey Direwolf in the centre coming up the Kingsroad, the white sun of the Karstarks approaching on the hills' side, and another mass of men trudging through the bog led by a pale banner with a red man on it.
Bolton, Dalla realised, But I thought he was dead? She had been keeping up with news from the south. The Canadians had sent regular updates. Lord Bolton had died at the Bloody Ford. So who was commanding the Bolton warriors? Her fingers played with the edge of Mance's cloak around her, fiddling with where the black wood met the red silk beneath…
The kneelers were getting close. Any more so and they'd be in range of bows. Let us not tempt the gods with that, she decided. "Styr," she said.
The bald Magnar of the Thenns standing nearby knew what to do. From under a canvas, he pulled the Horn of Joramun, made from a pale mammoth tusk and ringed with strange dark steel, the same horn stitched in gold thread on Mance's own banner of blue-white-blue as it flew over her head from a long spear. Two more Thenns manhandled it upright with their chieftain, and he inhaled deeply as he put it to his lips.
The drone of the horn thundered southwards, the sound echoing off the hills. It seemed to go bone-deep, not merely hitting the ears, but shaking the ground beneath.
Truly an instrument for a King, she thought, Little wonder men thought it could bring down the Wall.
Dalla shifted in her saddle, getting comfortable again. The horn had made her feel a deep unease for a moment. By the grace of the Gods, it did the same to the kneelers. The advance of the host in front of her stopped, the distance short of what most men could shoot with a bow. She could make out the heads of the warriors turning this way and that, looking to their leaders for answers.
Good.
"Let's greet them," Dalla declared to Styr and Morna, the chieftains closest to her. Without waiting for a response, she nudged her own horse southward at a walking pace. The Magnar and the White Mask indeed followed as she had desired, but soon she found the sounds behind her too loud for their fur boots to be alone. She looked behind and found the Crows, the Wull and even Varamyr had moved to join her atop his bear.
Scowling to herself, she clutched the reins harder and kept riding.
Ahead, the kneeler lords were gathering on the road.
Dalla could see the large form of Mors Umber, known to her not only through the tales of raiders returned from the south but also due to her mother riding beside him. It was almost comical to see them side by side, her grandfather almost too large for his horse. But they looked alike, from the brow to the tip of their noses. It was only the massive jaw that set their faces apart, and the missing eye.
I wonder do I have the same look.
The Karstark was much as described too; grey eyes, brown hair. Younger than expected, but then this was not the Lord Karstark, but merely a 'castellan', a protector of the castle. The same thing that Mors Umber was to his own nephew.
The man riding with the Stark banner wore a different banner of many wolf heads, white whiskers and a large chin poked out behind the straps holding his helmet on. Dalla knew not who it was, but he plainly commanded the others, if not as a king but as a war chief commands allied warbands to face a larger threat. Our differences are not so great as the Gorge, then.
But it was the man just behind this chief, wearing black with the Bolton icon on his breast, that drew her eyes away from her kin. Dalla thought he looked sickly despite his youth, with blotchy skin and slightly swollen lips, until he smiled like a wight who finally found prey. His own eyes were grey too like a Stark's, but this was no Stark.
Who is this that speaks for Lord Bolton? No raiders had ever met the Dreadfort's master and lived to tell the tale, though he did not often ride to fight them himself. They rarely made it beyond the lands of the Karstark and the Umber anyway.
The two parties came to a halt just where the first standing stone announced the Gift began and the Starklands ended, each on their own side of the border.
Mors Umber's single eye searched Dalla up and down, as her mother crossed back over and came alongside, leaning over in the saddle to embrace her. What is he looking for?
"Dalla, my daughter," Rowan Umber sighed, "It is good to see you my child."
"I thought I might not see you again," Dalla admitted freely, releasing her mother and raising her voice, "Grandfather. I would embrace you too. You are kin, after all."
The reminder sent the other lords looking to Mors. The man pulled his scraggy white beard once, and exhaled hard through his nose, the cold showing the breath. "Until you have fulfilled your part in the treaty, you and I are no kin," he declared harshly. His lords gave slight nods, save for the Bolton. But Mors quickly softened his tone. "But should you do your part… I would be glad to embrace you as kin and ally."
Dalla's mother rumbled out a laugh. "He cannot decide to hate us or love us," Rowan explained quietly, "That his blood'll inherit a kingdom, and that he has such beautiful granddaughters, he likes. That we're wildlings, he likes not."
Then let us do what was agreed. "Who speaks for Winterfell?" Dalla asked, "We bring your guests, we bring the warning of wights bound and tied for showing to others, and the gift of treasure."
"I speak for Winterfell, your Grace," said the white-whiskered man under the direwolf banner, "I am Ser Rodrik Cassel, castellan of that seat and of the North itself. I am here to receive the hostages and treasure, but I expected your king to be here, Queen Dalla."
Not a word of disrespect, Dalla thought. This man guarded his feelings better than most. No wonder the Stark left him to lead. "My king is looking at the new land," she replied, "Claims have been made to it. He would know it, to prevent dispute."
The man in black licked his large lips until they were wet, and put his hands on his many blades. The motion couldn't help but take Dalla's attention, disgust rising in her throat. She tried to keep it down, but not well enough. He noticed.
"Ramsay Bolton, my lady," he said, "Such a pleasure to meet you."
The Karstark snorted loudly. "Ramsay Snow, you mean. You're no trueborn Bolton." The other lords smirked, evidently agreeing.
The man in black's bright grey eyes went dead for a moment, his fingers curling around a curved blade that was more usually seen to carve hide off of elk and deer. But no violence resulted. Nor words of rebuke.
Dangerous, Dalla thought, He is controlling himself just as much as Cassel… but he doesn't want to. "Well met," she said quickly, and returned her attention to the Winterfell man before Ramsay Snow could continue, "As I said, the guests and gold are ready. So're the skinchangers and the Laughing Tree. Varamyr will lead them, the one on the bear."
"That's Varamyr?" Mors Umber growled, before calling to the man, "You're a smaller man than your reputation, raper!"
"Then come fight me!" Varamyr snarled back, "You'll find this bear's claws plucking out your only eye. They'll call you Bearfood after mine has shat you out."
Dalla wanted to order the Thenns to kill the man for even speaking. Varamyr had no right. "Peace!" she warned both kneeler and Free Folk, "Think of what your southron Lannisters will think of fighting bears with the minds of men, grandfather. And Varamyr, think of the skins and booty you shall take from their lands."
She could almost feel the hatred between both parties release, directed against their new common foe instead. Greed for loot and revenge, so easy.
Cassel gave a nod. "Then let the hostages and skinchangers come forth, and I shall escort them to Winterfell myself."
"Your guests have guests," the Karstark interrupted, pointing at the families.
"Their mothers will not leave them," Dalla said, "So they shall go to Winterfell too. They are armed, but shall grant their spears and axes to you, Lord Cassel, when they arrive."
"Ser Rodrik," the Karstark corrected, "The man is a knight, and not a lord in his own right."
Mors Umber glared at the younger man. "He is castellan of the North, acting on the order of the Stark in Winterfell. None of us here are lords in our own right." The Karstark withered in his saddle, though not without a defiant turn of his head away from his fellow.
Gods these kneelers are exhausting.
Mors continued. "Spearwives in Winterfell," he said, "That idea does not please me. Do you have enough guards, Ser Rodrik?"
"More than enough," Cassel replied sharply, tugging his whiskers "They'll be disarmed, and all places they could obtain a weapon protected. I have a thought or two in my head, Lord Mors, if you'll kindly permit me to use them."
Dalla's grandfather shrugged his large shoulders. "Then I'll not object to more hostages."
And should you use the women or children as hostages, they'll use your little Starklings as one. Dalla didn't like sending the women south in this way, but it was the only way the chieftains would agree to send their sons and daughters south.
"I object," the Karstark disagreed, "I demand the word of your King that these are not assassins."
"Such a word would be useless," Morna White Mask chuckled, "You could not know if Mance was lying."
"And who are you to object?" Rowan added.
Dalla grimaced. The hatred was returning, and too easily. Keeping this peace will be hard work, oaths or no oaths.
"I am the one who tells the Karstark banners remaining in the North who to kill," the Karstark man replied, as if he had prepared that answer before, "And these men beside me cannot command me to do otherwise without leave from Winterfell."
Dalla frowned. The other kneelers were saying nothing. The Karstark wishes to delay us. Why? "Is that true?" she asked her grandfather.
Mors Umber grimaced. "Aye, 'tis true. Or enough so to let him do what he says."
"We have been commanded to allow no one through until the hostages are safely in Winterfell," Ser Rodrik agreed, "It is not unreasonable to ask for your King's word. We do know it is the only word your people will follow."
"We shall wait for your King to appear in person," the Karstark said, "The threat of the Others is very real, I have seen the wight you sent before, but we cannot take the chance of treachery within the walls of Winterfell. Your people are a threat even now, your Grace."
"You wish to speak to our king," Morna declared, her head turned to the side, "So you shall."
As did all others, Dalla quickly looked in the direction Morna was gazing. From around the hill to the west, a trio of unicorns rode into view, the beasts loping gallop taking their riders to the truce quickly. One held up a broken branch, a sign that they came in peace. Another held a lance with the white-blue-white banner of the Free Folk, though without the golden horn. And the last wore the furs and leather of the unicorn riding tribe, but his raven-winged helmet could not be mistaken.
Mance. Dalla's heart soared. He's made it back, and not a scratch on him.
The King of the Wall and Gift's beast thumped by the rest, spooking many of the horses. Ramsay Snow's almost threw him as it reared up, and the man's mask slipped once more for a brief moment in a flash of anger, curling his mouth. You cannot hurt me now.
Mance stopped in front of her as he took off his helmet with a single hand. "Your Majesty," he greeted her, using the Canadian words in jest. His way of communicating that all was well, or better than well. "I am glad to see my cloak has kept you warm enough in my absence."
Ah, so he wishes to warm me up? One thing at a time. "Your Majesty," she replied back in equally good cheer, "Our new allies wish your word that the mothers of the guests they are to host at Winterfell shall not murder the Starks in their beds."
Mance pulled on one of the horns of his saddle, causing the unicorn beneath him to turn. "Oh?"
It was only then that Dalla noticed her grandfather looked like all of his blood would burst out of his head, so red was his face. Gods, he'll die unless that stops. "You!" he roared, "You were with the Canadians, with Val! I'd recognise that helm anywhere. You went to Winterfell!"
Mance gave a mocking bow. "Aye, I took Lord Stark's bread and salt," he said cheerily in reply, "And 'twas not the first time either, goodfather."
Mors' mouth opened and closed like a fish breathing, unable to speak. The motion made Rowan cackle with delight, and Dalla herself was relieved to see that seemed to calm her grandfather enough for a normal colour to return to his face.
The white-whiskered Cassel leaned forward in his saddle. "The feast for King Robert," he said to Mance, "I searched you for weapons! You were a minstrel?"
Even Ramsay Snow's eyes widened on hearing that. And rightly so, kneelers. Such a feat is worthy of a great man. It was the reason Dalla allowed herself to be stolen.
Mance laughed. "The bard. But it matters little now. I went to see the character of the king of the South. I was disappointed in him, but I met Dalla on the way home. The gods blessed me for my efforts. It's not every day a man meets a woman well-fitted to the role of Queen."
Dalla felt a strength she had scarce noticed missing return to her. Everything shall be well.
"So you're a sneak-thief and a liar," the Karstark scoffed, "A dark day indeed that we are forced to take the word of such a man. Others or no, war with you would seem almost preferable, King Mance."
Dalla's eyes narrowed, her moment soured. "Ah, but it would not be war with us alone, Lord Karstark," she said, "You're forgetting the Canadians. By now, Lord Duquesne has informed your Starks of our pact; they will retaliate against any breach of faith by the likes of you."
Karstark shut his mouth with a satisfying snap, and Dalla had thought him beaten, but the Cassel nudged his horse forward once more. "Aye, Lieutenant Duquesne did inform us of your pact," he said, "But he also said the Canadians intend to leave Westeros. By now, they have done so. Last word was that they had made it to the Isle of Faces, and their road home."
Dalla grit her teeth. She had been hoping the kneelers in Winterfell had not been informed of that.
Mance did not seem bothered by this, playing with his reins idly. "Good that you'd not miss the tidings of them sweeping aside the Lannisters like dust before the broom," he said in mockery, "But I have still more tidings; they have not left. More have come. There are now hundreds of Canadians in Westeros, and they are bound to us as we are bound to them. By sacred oath."
The lords-castellan looked at each other, not wanting to believe it but doing so despite themselves. The Canadians really are god-sent, Dalla thought with amusement, How they make kneelers squirm.
"How d'you know such a thing?" Mors Umber grumbled, "I've not heard of a king of the wildlings with a maester and ravens."
"And yet we do have them, Grandfather," Dalla replied, "Maester Aemon has been very helpful."
"It was another man of the Night's Watch who told me," Mance said, "Called himself the Three-Eyed Crow."
As murmurs filled the air, Dalla grimaced and looked to her king with shock. The Three-Eyed Crow was an old tale, a legend of a man bonded to all creatures north of the Wall, a skinchanger powerful enough to enter the minds of other men. She liked not that yet another such legend might be true.
As the Starklanders considered the matter, Mance turned his unicorn once more and rode around, joining the other chieftains behind Dalla. His face became steely, his eyes sharp. "So, my lords, shall you declare war on a hundred thousand warriors of the Free Folk to the north, the Canadians to the south, to say nothing of Lannisters and White Walkers?"
The assembled lordlings wore blank faces. They knew what war meant.
"Or will you let mothers go with their children?" Dalla added in support, "The gods will not thank you for separating them."
The castellans ground their teeth, even her grandfather. But Ser Rodrik Cassel showed his mettle once more. "We shall allow it," he said, "It is not for us to start a war when our lord has made peace."
"Wisely said," Mance laughed, aiming a pointed gaze back at his own chieftains for a moment, "Our warriors shall follow soon after, to follow your reinforcements down the Kingsroad or by ship from Eastwatch. I hear more kings are crowning themselves. You will have need of spears."
"There has been a change of plans," Cassel said, "For those men coming by road, they will march as far as Cerwyn, and then go to Torrhen's Square. Ships will take your people from there onto Seagard. Lady Dustin will not have so many wildlings on her land, treaty or no, and going by ship shall cut two weeks off of the journey to the places of war."
Dalla shifted in her saddle, uneasy to hear that news. The sea is perilous, full of raiders and storms.
"Sooner is better," Mance agreed before she could object, "I trust the Laughing Tree and the skinchangers going with you will not be obstructed."
"There are not so many of them," Ser Rodrik stated, "They can be properly escorted without risk."
"Then our business is concluded," Mance said.
Cassel bowed his head and turned his horse, leading the kneelers under their banners away south once more. Mors lingered for a moment, granting Dalla a small nod of his own that made her smile. So I am kin after all.
The smile died when she saw that Ramsay Snow had remained behind too, licking his lips as he smiled at her. Dalla felt her tongue swell with a strange disgust and fear. There was something about the man that was unnatural.
"Those who are going to Winterfell, forward!" Mance shouted.
His words forced her to look away from the Bolton, and when she looked back, he was already riding away to join her grandfather.
A ragged procession began walking down the Kingsroad, the chieftains parting to allow their kin through after a last embrace. The women and children went with small carts and dogs a plenty, well prepared for the journey.
To the side, the Laughing Tree tribe that had not gone with the Canadians appeared from the forest, now that the kneelers had gone. Taryne and Karla led them out, pulling along long-haired ponies burdened with many fur packs. Nearby, the skinchangers milled about around Varamyr, discussing whether or not the kneelers would carry off the hostages. Both sights caused a fear to creep up through Dalla.
"Mance, what if they're attacked," she said, turning to her husband, "The kneelers are like as not to try. The ones that don't want peace."
He frowned and put his winged helm back on his head. "Aye, it's almost certain," he replied quietly to her, "These castellans do not see the future as clearly as their lords, the same way raiding warbands don't see it as their chiefs do. They see us as savages to be killed… all except your lord grandfather, that is."
"So they will attack," Dalla said.
"Some," Mance allowed, "One, at least. That man who stared at you… Ramsay Snow. It's whispered in his father's lands that he hunts young girls through the woods. Rapes, kills and skins them, sometimes not in that order. And his family has been rival to the Starks of Winterfell for thousands of years."
So not so dangerous after all. Dalla snorted. "And to think the lordly ones claim their lands are more peaceful," she said, "The Weeper has done worse. Among others. And there are tribes among us with hate just as old as these Boltons have for the Starks."
"To be sure," Mance agreed, "But Ramsay now has his father's bannermen, and they could attack. We must rely on Ser Rodrik and his escort of Starkmen, and hope that an attack on his lord's own castellan would give him pause."
Having no hope of that at all, Dalla shook her head. "We must do more than that," she said, "The gods are not that kind."
Mance winced. "Perhaps… but what?"
Dalla didn't have an immediate answer, and turned her head away from her husband, watching the first of the Laughing Tree begin south, passing the skinchangers and giving Varamyr's bear much room. And the gods gave her the answer.
"We find someone worse than Ramsay Snow," Dalla smirked, before pulling her horse away. Mance had just enough time to cock an eyebrow before she rode away. She quickly came up on where Varamyr was, her approach catching his attention from atop the bear.
"Your Majesty," he grunted to her surprise, "What d'you want?
Is he grateful I didn't have him thrown to the Wulls at the Nightfort? Dalla waited until Mance caught up, so he too could hear what she had to say.
"Well, what is it?" Varamyr continued impatiently, "Soon I'll be away from your grasp, free to do as I please."
Dalla smiled at him. "Someone is going to try to kill you."
Notes:
And that's the end of the second arc!
Next chapter will be the prologue of the third, with yet more butterfly effects.
Chapter 61: The Sonless
Chapter Text
The water was smooth as glass, the air just as still, the sun blazing overhead. The first bridge from the Sea Tower to the Great Keep barely moved even as Balon began to cross its length at pace, his hands running along the rough rope and the wood underfoot creaking ever so slightly. He looked out over the ocean as he moved, pondering it in frustration. News always arrived slowly to the Iron Islands.
We must move soon, Balon thought, The seas will not be so becalmed forever. He had sent Victarion and Asha out to take word from whatever merchants they could find and whatever ports would have them. The ships and vittles would be useful too, should they return with tidings of a distracted or weakened prey to seize.
Maester Wendamyr had called the present calm of sea and sky 'the last gasp of true summer', bragging that measurements from Pyke were often regarded as key evidence for the changing of the seasons. The sun might have been hot, but the seas were becoming colder every moon and fewer icebergs were floating down from the Lands of Always Winter.
I'll not have revenge denied by ignorance or storms, he promised in his mind. As he dismounted the rope bridge onto the next island, Balon pulled at his sealskin robe, gathering some fresh air to his body to avoid sweating. He moved to the tower that gave shelter when the weather was not so fair, but almost ran into a figure that came out of the heavy door.
"Who dares…" Balon spluttered out in roaring surprise, before the sight of the answer to his half-spoken question shut his mouth for him.
Black hair as Balon's used to be, an eyepatch over one eye and blue iris peering out of the other, a dark well kept beard and moustache framing lips as blue as a corpse's, scale armour of metal darker still, a shining axe in hand.
Euron.
"Good day, brother," the man said smoothly, "Are you not pleased to see me?"
Balon snarled silently, unable to come to words.
"No, I suppose that would be too much to ask for," Euron smiled, twirling his axe and pacing to the side of the cliff, "You did exile me, after all. But I hold no grudge. The things I have seen, brother…"
Finally, lips made sounds understandable to the Crow's Eye. "How did you get here?"
Euron stopped twirling his axe, and cocked his head. "I sailed here," he said, before he straightened his head again, "But you must mean into the keep. It was simple. Victarion is not here, and it is no mystery where he must be. We must have passed each other in the night. Aeron is not here either, and that is more puzzling to me."
So none dared to stop him without the presence of a Greyjoy. It's been years and his reputation is still hurting this family. "Aeron has gone to Lonely Light," Balon said, "There are rituals to see to, the Drowned God must be appeased before the coming of winter."
Euron smiled, and outstretched his arms to either side. "Of course."
The smile stoked the fire of hatred in Balon. He freed his sword and dirk from under his robes, and shrugged them off. "I exiled you," he snarled, "What makes you think you could return and live?! Even if you kill me, Victarion and Asha…"
The Crow's Eye interrupted him with a hearty laugh, like he had just heard a fine jape in a tavern or at a feast. " Asha?" he said, "It was good that I came, I see my visions were not false."
"You're mad," Balon replied, "Visions?"
The Crow's Eye began pacing away from the cliff again and looking out towards the mainland, yet Balon could detect no weakness to exploit and strike against. He moved like a cat. "I went east and have imbibed shade-of-the-evening many times, brother," Euron said, "I saw the future, or the future that would have been, had I not returned."
The single blue eye looked from its socket sideways at Balon. "I saw many things, spoke to many more. But what spurred my return was a golden-skinned kraken beached upon Nagga's Hill at sunset… a lion just as gold, standing over it, pinning it with its jaws and ripping its beak out with its claws."
Balon knew what his cursed brother was implying at once. The greenlanders were not shy about their house sigils and the animals that adorned them. "You think the Lannisters shall come here?" he asked, almost wanting to laugh himself, "They have more than enough foes already. Vengeful Northmen and riverlords, and both surviving stags besides. They all sent their ravens, demanding fealty or men-at-arms and ships."
Euron turned to face him. "It will not matter," he said, "Soon or late, the West shall come. Mayhaps after they have bent their knees to a stag or another, that too matters not. So I have come before them, to pay the Iron Price for the crown you have not yet placed on your brow."
Balon did not have time to feel the lump of fear rise in his throat. Euron jumped forward and struck out in a flash with axe. Deflecting it with the flat of his sword, the dirk in Balon's other hand stuck out in just a violent a motion, straight into the side of Euron's advancing torso. A screech of metal and the point was deflected then snapped, the scale armour impossible to penetrate.
Valyrian ste… Balon did not complete the thought.
The butt of Euron's axe slammed into his forehead, sending him staggering back.
His senses returning, Balon found himself kneeling and clutching only the post of the rope bridge. Grabbing up his sword from the ground, he looked up to search for his foe, and found Euron's foot lashing out towards his face.
Balon tumbled off the cliffs. He landed hard onto the rocks, back first. Waves lapped around him, but he could only feel them on his face. Euron came to the edge and looked down at him. Burning anger shouted to get out, to climb back up… but he could no longer move his limbs. His skin was numb. Euron looked down, face tight and wordless with disappointment.
This is how it ends? I had not begun to fight.
Balon Greyjoy, would-be King of Rock and Salt, drowned with the rising tide, his brother and murderer watching for as long as it took.
Chapter 62: Catelyn
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The riverlands stretched out to either side of the God's Eye, the tourney grounds and the sky completing the frame of the water as the sun poured down. A strong breeze was raising its vapours up into the castle, every banner flapping loudly. The gatehouse provided a beautiful view, unmarred by the ugly walls of Harrenhal that ate up one's eye in any other part of the place.
But it was wasted. All Catelyn could think about was the terrible history of the place, and not just that of the dragons melting the towers in the days of the Conquest. She was there herself when Rhaegar Targaryen offered the crown of blue winter roses to the sister of her husband-to-be, from the point of his lance.
She had been sitting in the next box, as aghast as everyone else. A married man and a prince offering a girl betrothed to a Lord Paramount his regard for all the realm to see.
Her eyes drifted to a spot on the grounds, a little way off from a tree that looked familiar. Her heart was already heavy with the weight of recent events, and grew more so as she regarded the ghosts of the past. There it is, she thought idly, where it happened.
And now the castle was host to history once again. To the west some way off, Catelyn watched the first wildlings south of the Neck were entering the walls through a gap. The rubble that had been burned through centuries before had fallen into the moat and silted up, creating an entrance without a gate. On their horses and unicorns, the infamous barbarians out of the tales were in her father's lands. Perhaps it is a kindness he cannot see this, in his illness.
Hoster Tully would not have tolerated it, not in a thousand generations, for any reason. Her brother Edmure was more tolerant, courtesy of the shattering of Tywin's host at the Blood Ford. She was sure the son had not given the father the true telling of what had happened, nor did she have the courage to do it herself.
The savages trotted in column into the expanse of the godswood, so orderly that Catelyn could scarcely believe it though it was no longer a novel sight. A large area had been granted them for their stay, including the bathhouse and the scarred weirwood.
May the gods grant them the revelation of actually using the baths, she thought, recalling the scent of unicorn from her last encounter. The next meeting was ordained from on high too, it seemed.
A snow owl had flown directly to Robb with a message in its talons, its mind overthrown by that of one of the wildling skinchangers. To the surprise and alarm of many, the Canadians announced they would not be returning home, and an expedition had been sent by their queen. For what purpose, they did not say, save that their ambassador would be arriving with a large entourage and to clear the way.
"Mother," said the familiar voice she had been expecting.
Catelyn turned to Robb, a light grey cloak over his shoulders and a hand on his sword's grip held in rest. She found Theon with him, his father's golden kraken on his black doublet. Both were smiling. She frowned. There was much for her son to smile about, but it was unnerving seeing Greyjoy do so in earnest. Mayhaps he has gotten too comfortable.
"What has made you climb all the way up here?" she asked her son.
"I could ask you the same, Mother," Robb replied, walking over and embracing her quickly, "I bring good news."
She glanced at Theon, still smiling like a cat. "I can see that," she said.
Robb caught the look, and his hand appeared from underneath his cloak with a raven scroll. "Lord Lannister has all but admitted defeat," he beamed, "He has offered terms for a truce. He's willing to send Father back to us."
Catelyn suddenly felt as light as air, like she might blow away in the wind, her hands shooting to her mouth. She swayed on her feet for a moment. Her son's jerking step towards her snapped her out of it, just before he grabbed an arm to prevent what would have been a fall to her knees. Eddard Stark shall return to me.
She looked up and found Robb's blue eyes wide with concern. Catelyn gave a nod and straightened up. "I am well," she reassured him, "I prayed for this every morning and night." Robb took a step back again, his mouth still a thin line with concern.
"It is not perfect," her son said, "Neither Sansa nor Arya are a part of his offer. We still must go to King's Landing. We will get even more favourable terms with our host beneath the walls of the Red Keep."
"The whole realm is with us," Theon sniffed, waving a flying insect out of his face, "Even without a truce, the Lannisters are doomed."
Not willing to ask the kraken's spawn what he meant, Catelyn looked to Robb again instead. There was a scowl aimed Theon's way before the answer came.
"A raven arrived from Highgarden," Robb explained, "Lord Renly has declared his own claim to the throne."
Catelyn blinked. "But Stannis has already declared himself king." The message had come the same day they had arrived at Harrenhal from Riverrun.
"And told the world that Robert wore cuckold's horns instead of antlers," Theon smirked out, the reminder turning her stomach, "It was the Tyrells who starved Stannis in the Stag's Rebellion, was it not? He's as like as not to name another house as Warden of the South for that insult. No men should wait quietly for that."
Anger rose in Catelyn's throat. "Theon Greyjoy, I would remind you that Lord Stannis is the elder of the Baratheon brothers," she said with as much sternness as she could muster, "I cannot say if it was Lord Renly or Lord Tyrell who conceived this claim, but it shall bathe the realm in blood."
"Aye," Theon agreed defiantly, "In Lannister blood. We have no quarrel with either stag." He speaks of 'we' like he is one of us?
Catelyn and Robb exchanged glances, both knowing better. Renly might be understanding, for he had no need of troops if the Reach stood with him, but his acquiescence would come at a price. Stannis was not a man to allow the North and Riverlands to stand by. Both would look to the Tullys and Starks to support their claim regardless.
Yet the talk of the lords within Harrenhal was not of support for either man. Other whispers were shared, an old dream quietly reviving.
An eagle's cry broke off any further discussion of the matter, sounding so loudly it made Catelyn jump. She turned her head in the direction of the noise, as did every other person on the gatehouse.
A cavalcade of birds swooped quickly, just overhead, one after the other; snowy eagles, snowy owls, and white seagulls. Skinchangers.
Everyone ducked as they darted between the two towers of the gatehouse, and watched the birds turn in the direction of the godswood.
There was barely enough time to see feathers fall before a bearded sentry with a Tully tabard shouted. "Look, m'lady!"
Shocked into it by the man's tone, Catelyn and Robb went to the wall and looked where the man was pointing. A column of dust approached from the south-west, coming up the ancient road that led to High Heart. The dirt rose like a tail, narrow towards the ground before spreading out high into the air and floated off northwards with the wind. From behind a copse bursting with green leaves, the things kicking up the dirt appeared.
Three objects flew up the road at an unbelievable speed towards the castle, the shape of men riding inside and atop them. Catelyn's mouth dropped open. She had never seen anything move so fast. How does a body take such a thing?
They were quite obviously cousin to the Canadian machine, but rather than some moving castle like that had been, these were more akin to carts or merchant's carriages, albeit without the need of horses. They even had the frame for a canvass roof, though it appeared to be used to steady large sorcerous weapons on each of the machines.
What has been brought upon Westeros this day! Catelyn thought, a shiver riding up her spine, Is this the beginning of another Conquest? Does Queen Elizabeth herself come to force us to bend the knee?
Her feeling of dread only deepened as behind the three came a whole army of the crawler machines, each a perfect sibling of the original, and led on by still more horseless carriages.
Some had long flat backs stacked high with what Catelyn assumed was vittles and arms, others seemed to have cabins enclosed with glass for carrying people. All looked like creatures from the Hells; belching smoke, made to ram men down and crush them under wheel. Flashing red lights sparked to life atop the leaders, accompanied by a siren's song of repeated wailing that would have woken a dead man.
"What a noise!" Theon proclaimed, as more men ran to the crenellations to see what it was, "These Canadians have no intent to hide."
"Why would they?" Robb said, with a worried glance to his mother, "There must be many more than four of them now."
Catelyn gulped her fear down, so she could speak with a clear voice."The question is how many," she thought aloud, "But we shall soon have our answer."
The three machines that had raced ahead of the rest appeared once again, following the edge of the dried moat across the tourney ground. They passed the place of Rhaegar's Folly directly, and the gap in the walls the wildlings had entered by. The column behind was catching up, a large metal snake, weaving its way forward.
The occupants of the three became distinguished from mere shapes as they got closer. They were almost all Canadians, dressed in their dark green clothes and armour with black boots, scarves and strange devices over their mouths and faces to protect from the dust.
Two people stood out more than the others, for they wore black and grey, and their heads were not covered by Canadian helms. Jon and his wildling bride, Catelyn thought, A Stark now. Her instinct told her the man was a threat more than ever, no matter the relationship between Robb and Jon.
The machines carrying them slowed and turned to a stop just in front of the gatehouse, outside what was practical bow range. Most of the Canadians dismounted, as did Jon and Val Stark, leaving only one man upon each for the perched weapons. As if it mattered, for each Canadian carried a smaller weapon of one kind or another and no doubt almost as deadly.
They formed a loose line in front, and a small man walked out a little further with Jon and his wildling wife, giving a wave up to where Catelyn and Robb watched.
"We shall meet them," Robb declared, giving Theon a nudge, "All three of us." The young kraken groaned an incoherent objection.
Catelyn felt no shortage of sympathy for Theon at that moment. "Very well," she said.
Robb led the way down the spiral stairway of one of the gatehouse towers, more and more bannermen seeming to collect behind them as they went. No word of command was given, the need was obvious. When they reached the bottom and out behind the portcullis, Lord Umber was riding up at a ferocious pace.
Robb stopped to wait for the man, and the huge and sweaty Greatjon half-leapt off the saddle to join. "My lord," he rumbled, wiping the water off his brow, "The wildlings've arrived, poured through into the godwood as they said they'd do. The Canadians are not far behind, must be hundreds of 'em!"
"We know," Robb replied, "Their envoy is without. Come, we shall hear what this is all about."
Nothing to our benefit, Catelyn thought, Not in the long view.
The portcullis began to rise, a noise of clanging metal and thumping wood rolling from above. They all mounted horses for it was too far to walk with any dignity. Some men-at-arms got into the saddle too, to carry the banners. Elsewhere the riverlords were stirring, drawn to the commotion.
Catelyn quickly hurried her son with a word or two. This would become more complicated if her father's banners became involved. The Mootons in particular had come to Harrenhal with a grievance.
Robb once more moved in front, walking out of the gate and out of the shadow of the walls. Grey Wind darted from behind by to join him, a blur of lighter colour and dog-smell. The envoy shifted his weight nervously, and his fellows turned their sorcerous weapons towards the wolf specifically. Catelyn wanted to wince and move away from where they aimed, but Robb just kept walking, so she did the same. At least we know they fear something, she consoled herself.
The Stark party approached in line, all fully aware that the Canadians waiting could destroy them in mere seconds. Only the Greatjon smiled as the distance closed, his appreciation for the foreigners rooted three-fold; marriage into royalty, victory at the Ford and leaving him the glory of taking Harrenhal back.
Soon, Robb called a halt and dismounted. That was wise, there was no need to give the impression of superiority. Meet them on open ground, on foot, Catelyn thought bitterly, And we shall seem as equals.
The smell of burning fuels assaulted the senses, the machines belching them still growling with life. The envoy turned and made a cutting gesture to her throat, causing her fellows to return to the metal beasts and gentle them for the moment. With that task complete, the envoy removed her helm.
Eyes and hair as black as night, skin bronzed from the sun so much it made her look like she was from Dorne, Princess Zheng gave a cursory salute in the manner of her people. "Hey," she called, clearly pleased with herself and holding her arms out to either side, "We're back."
Blowing out a breath through her teeth before she could stop it, Catelyn was utterly flabbergasted by the woman's manner. How is this woman a Princess?!
"Your Highness," Robb replied cheerily, "I see you bring my brother back to me."
Gods, he is enamoured with her, Catelyn said to herself, And Theon too. "And you bring a great many others too."
Grey Wind immediately went to the Princess, interrupting whatever further message was to be given. She seemed frozen to the spot as the direwolf whined and pressed its large head up against her chest, tongue licking to try and touch her face. Robb and Jon both grinned as Zheng turned her head away from the affection.
"Not you too!" she complained with teeth clenched, "Ghost is bad enough." The complaint did not stop the animal's excitement. Catelyn watched with bemusement, thankful the creature did not do that to her. Gods only know where that tongue has been.
The distraction seemed to be a signal for Jon Snow, as he stepped past the Canadian without leave, Val close behind. Robb moved to meet him, and the two clasped each other's arms, smiling, before giving each other a quick embrace. "Brother," Robb said.
"Brother," Jon repeated, "Much has happened."
"Where is Ghost?" Robb asked, head moving to look for his wolf's sibling.
"Hunting. There was not time to stop on the march to feed him. He'll return by nightfall."
Robb nodded, before bowing slightly to Val. "My lady, you look well."
The beautiful wildling's chin rose slightly, shaking her long blonde braid with the movement. "For now," she allowed, "I am with child."
An eruption of joy came from the Greatjon and Robb both. They both closed in to congratulate and embrace, Val's form practically overwhelmed by her cousin's arms. Jon's face turned a bright red as Theon joined in with inappropriate remarks.
Catelyn's heart clenched. What she had feared had begun to transpire. If the child was a boy, it could be the beginning of the competition for the lords of the North; Jon's elder son against one Robb had yet to sire. And she knew she might live to see the festering wound that would become for the peace of the realm.
But her unease and resentment gave way to resignation. My son does not see the threat. She began to wonder if her own fear of the bastard was misplaced. There were other defences against the possibility of usurpation. Jon's children could be fostered at Winterfell with Robb's own, marriages arranged, the bloodlines rejoined. Assuming the Karstarks would agree. If anyone sends the spark to light a war of brothers, it would be them.
"Excuse me," said a voice in a strange accent beside Catelyn. She turned to find Princess Zheng. Grey Wind had put its head under her arm, still shifting its weight this way and that underneath.
"They seem busy," the mannerless royal said, thumbing at the others, "I'll just pass on the message I'm supposed to deliver to you, if that's okay?"
Catelyn glanced at her son, deep in conversation with his half-brother. "Very well, your Highness," she said, "What message does your Queen convey?"
Zheng seemed to pause, as if something that had been said was strange, before recognition lit up her dark eyes and she gave a small nod. "Canada has sent an expeditionary force to represent her interests here. Not just soldiers, but scholars. You would probably call them maesters."
Catelyn ingested this with interest, happy to think of something other than Jon Snow for the moment. If this is the beginning of a Conquest, Queen Elizabeth is more subtle than the Targaryens were, she thought, A woman's touch, perhaps? "And what interests does your queen have in Westeros?"
"Unity against the Others. Our dārion is afraid they'll get to our country," Zheng said with certainty, "Our best defence is bringing your people together to face the threat, so we don't have to." Grey Wind finally removed himself from her person, choosing to sit nearby, though still waiting for the attention it hadn't received yet.
The use of Valyrian aside, it was not hard to understand their purpose. More honest than many would be about that. "And how shall you achieve that?" Catelyn asked, "Events have moved on since you went to the Isle, and not for the better."
Princess Zheng shrugged. "Canada demands peace," she said, "So there'll be peace whether some people like it or not." Her hands went to grip her sorcerous black weapon, as if to explain how that might be achieved.
Unable to stop her brow from rising, Catelyn couldn't believe what she was hearing. So the foreigners will force the knights to put down their swords. She had expected naked demands, but not that. But if they return my children and my lord husband back to me, without my son needing to risk his life further, it shall all be worth it.
She smiled at the ill-mannered princess.
"It appears your Queen and I share an interest after all. You and I must talk further."
Chapter 63: Harrenhal
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Harrenhal was a castle for monsters.
Its five half-ruined towers were the size of small skyscrapers, some connected with high arched bridges at their middle points. Smaller but still huge buildings that would have been the centrepieces of towns clustered around their base, and evidence of underground construction poked through the mud here and there. It was all inside a holed curtain wall that was just as tall as Winterfell's but looked three times as thick and studded with bolt-throwers.
From a balcony on the bathhouse, Michael watched with no small degree of awe. Though he knew taking it even in its ruined state would've been a bitch even for his unit, its scale was not the source of the awe.
The books liberated from the library at Castle Black had some words to say about the place as being built by slaves at the demand of a king of the 'ironborn', and that it was burned by dragons pretty much as soon as it was finished. The towers and walls sagged, looking like melted wax at their edges and corners. From a distance they looked like they had been designed that way. Up close, it was obvious they weren't.
I am looking at the first physical proof of the existence of dragons, he thought with amusement, And thank the God of Gravel Technicians they're gone. The things were mentioned in pretty much every history book Zheng and Sayer had managed to get their hands on. He made a mental note to have pictures taken so they could be sent back to Earth. Maybe we can bullshit our way to some more firepower with this…
At the moment, he felt like they needed it. The 'godswood' was a huge loop off from the main castle, two hundred metres by four hundred metres according to Sayer's ranging laser, and there were thirty thousand men in it. Their stink could be smelled when the wind pouring in through the gap in the walls stopped, and there always seemed to be a collection of faces looking to the Canadian camp.
Michael was taking no chances. He had ordered the crawlers used to form the laager, a circular formation of the tracked vehicles around the hill in his sector with the giant scarred weirwood atop it. A small river wound its way around the hill and fed the bathhouse, which itself became part of the defences. Machineguns covered the main approaches. Was it enough? It would depend on how determined the locals were in wanting to get inside.
"Worried, sir?" sounded O'Neill's voice, "They know how to set a camp, lots of lovely rows of tents, but we've observed seven fist fights and no less than three parties creeping around, looking how watchful we are. I'd be worried, with that bunch of balubas right next door."
Michael smiled and turned to his new warrant-officer. The man had his full combat loadout layered on him. And I'm the one who was worried? What the hell is a baluba? "You say that like you're at a vacation camp somewhere else and not here with us?"
The man shrugged his large shoulders and winced. "Yeah, well, I reckon we'd knock the bollocks off them if they tried anything. Almost hoping they would, sir."
There was not much argument about that. "Yeah, but do they know that?" Michael asked, "Are the guys creeping around doing so because they themselves want to rob and rape us? Or are their noble masters looking for a way to kill us in our sleep?"
O'Neill shook with quiet laughter. "Would've thought blowing up the Lannisters would put the stop on the nobles trying shite like that?"
"Only some of the northerners and the Freys saw that. Plenty of others might need to see it for themselves to believe it."
"So you are worried."
Michael glared and looked back over the godswood again. They called the big meeting before I could arrange everything like I wanted. "I'll be taking a section to the great hall for the war council as soon as Zheng gets back to me on her talk with Lady Stark. I expect the lords will demand I hand over our prisoners again."
"Can we hand the shortass shite over at least?" O'Neill responded immediately, "He talks the ear off anyone who guards him, promising gold and castles."
It was Michael's turn to shrug. "We can trust the Free Folk by now, I think."
O'Neill frowned. "It's not the Free Folk we need to worry about," he said, "The way MacDonald and Teixeira look at you…"
Michael's jaw set on edge for a moment. Wouldn't that be an irony… "They won't do anything," he said, "They just aren't my biggest fans."
Looking down with O'Neill stared for a moment. "Want to tell me why, sir?" he asked, "Something to do with what happened overseas, I'd imagine? There were rumours."
Michael sighed, pausing to pull his uniform straight again. He was in No.1 Ceremonial for meeting the nobles; a scarlet tunic, black trousers with grey piping, ceremonial sword… he'd left the Wolseley helmet because it was a little too weird for a medieval audience. I'm a proper redcoat today.
"Teixeira is exactly the opposite type to someone who'd take a bribe like that," he said, "And the Great Scottish Moustache is married to the Army."
O'Neill snorted. "He's been in two armies, so that makes it a second marriage. I suppose ours is an improvement over the British one… I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now, sir. I already know the broad strokes. But if they begin making trouble, I'll consider it my duty to get the full story out of you."
Michael shook his head. Never getting away from this, am I? "If it comes to that, I'll consider it my duty to tell you."
The comms crackled to life. Zheng's voice came through, tinged with no small amount of satisfaction. "Maple Actual, this is Foxtrot. We're good to go here. The mother has agreed to push the peace line. The lords are gathering. I can smell the cooking meat already."
Finally. Maybe we'll be able to avoid wading through a civil war.
That was it. The go signal. Michael waved O'Neill to follow and started down the stairs to the ground again. "Copy Foxtrot, stay with her." He switched channels. "Alpha, grab the good Doctor and mount up. We're going to the party now."
"Copy," Sergeant MacDonald replied, "Taking the scenic route, I hope?"
Michael halted and glanced at O'Neill. Only one chance for a first impression. "No, we're going to go straight through the locals' camp."
MacDonald groaned various curses under his breath, not realising his mic was still hot. "I'll issue more grenades, sir."
Probably a good idea, Michael thought.
The crawlers rumbled forwards, three of them in line, exiting the laager with a machine gunner atop the lead and rear vehicles, and quickly accelerated to something like top speed as they had been ordered. A quick check out the window and side door of the rear cabin, and it was clear the Stark and Tully armies were not inclined to fight or stand in the way.
Extra grenades were not necessary, yet.
Half a minute earlier, Michael had grabbed Sayer and a particular package, then piled into the middle vehicle's rear cabin with the civilian delegation. Dressed in their own civvie clothes now, Doctor Cloutier was waiting for him. He closed the side door again to speak to them, cutting off the roar of the engines as well as the mixed smells of burning diesel and guys who don't know what a shower was.
He found Cloutier fighting to keep her nerves off her face, her eyes wide and fixed out the window.
She hasn't been the same since that village. Michael took out his phone, pushing the first image he wanted to show her to its screen. "You've been briefed on the political situation?" he asked loudly.
The woman's nerves disappeared behind a veil of annoyance, her mouth tightening before she spoke. "Sergeant Zheng gave us the talk every night on the way, Captain," Cloutier confirmed, "We know the general political situation. North and central Westeros against the west and the capital."
Michael nodded. "It's gotten more complicated than that now," he said, "We found out today that two new players have ante'd up, two of the brothers of the dead king. That puts most of the continent in play now, everything except the far south and the east. Our job is to put a stop to it before the Others show up."
"How are we supposed to help?" Cloutier asked, with a flick of her wrist to indicate her fellow academics, "How are you going to get peace in the middle of a civil war?"
Michael decided to answer the second question first.
"The first step is to convince the Northerners and the rivermen to settle peace terms with the West. We've got an ally with ties to both allies, Lady Catelyn Stark." He raised his phone and showed the picture of the red-haired lady in her thirties, a picture taken when she had been at Moat Cailin. "She's the daughter of the lord of the central region, and mother to Lord Robb Stark who's leading most of the soldiers here."
Cloutier cocked an eyebrow, before she was thrown backwards against the wall of the cab by the crawler going over a rut in the ground. "Well connected lady," she said, "Not sure what I'm supposed to do with her though."
"She's too polite to say it, most of the time, but she thinks of us as barbarians," he explained, "We've made mistakes. I've made mistakes, cultural ones that caused us trouble. We need to understand the folks better. You're the one who studies ancient societies. I want you to listen and learn from now on. Sayer here will translate for you."
The Ranger gave a little wave at the professor and her two underlings for good measure.
"He won't speak your words though," Michael continued, "If you want to contribute, you can ask me and I'll relay what you're saying. If I like what you're saying."
Cloutier produced an angelic false smile that would've been more at home on the face of an infantryman who was just asked if he thought he knew better than someone else. "I'll just listen. I'm not so stupid that I'd tell them we're not really nobles just to screw you over, Captain."
You have been hanging around with Teixeira too much for me to believe that.
"Speak for yourself," Michael shot back, "I'm descended from royalty."
Cloutier scoffed at that. "You and everyone else on Earth, if you go back far enough."
There was a blast of static in Michael's ear, civilian headphones plugged into his radio thundering it out. "Sir, we're approaching the hall now," MacDonald reported, "The large doors at the end are open."
Michael craned his neck to look out the window, and saw the Hall of a Hundred Hearths. It was the shape and size of a grand cathedral, with flying-buttresses and high spires that were actually chimneys. The open doors waiting for them were guarded to either side by a dozen men, and the archway was wide enough to fit a tank through with room to spare.
A dastardly thought occurred to him.
"Sergeant, drive us straight into the hall," he commanded, "Perimeter to be to the front and rear after we get as far inside as possible."
MacDonald couldn't help but have a chuckle at that one. "Copy, sir. That'll really shite them up." The order was relayed accordingly.
In a few minutes and flying by scattering guards, the red-orange daylight was replaced by darkness and the engine noise echoed off the stone walls all around.
Seconds later, the crawler came to a lurching halt in the main aisle, and Michael stepped out the side door, careful to bring the package with him. The huge vaulted ceiling above was lit dully from fires further down the hall, its pillars decorated with half-smashed carvings of ships and sea creatures. A lot of the place was blackened with old soot. It smelled damp, though woodsmoke was creeping into the senses too.
He saw the first group of Alpha section pile out of their crawler ahead, MacDonald pointing them forwards. To the rear, Teixeira was getting his own group together to guard the way they came. No question of the Corporal's professionalism, at least when a fight might happen.
The engines cut out, and the sound of a shouting match replaced the noise. The lords ahead were obviously not very happy at the manner of the Canadian arrival. A quick glance to Cloutier, whose face said 'this is one of those mistakes', confirming she was at least not nervous any more.
Her house sigil should be a goose, Michael decided. He straightened his belt and sword with his spare hand, before pulling his pistol from his very out-of-place leg holster and made it ready to fire.
"Just in case," he explained to Cloutier, as he put it back in its holster.
Her eyes narrowed. "Uh huh."
Sayer appeared from the rear doors of the vehicle, holding the Canadian flag on a pole. "Soldiers having guns," he said mockingly, "So controversial."
The professor rolled her eyes but bit her tongue, evidently not wanting to get into an argument about it.
She hasn't got the full message yet about how much danger she's in. "Enough," Michael said, "Let's go." He marched away, towards MacDonald and his group.
"Bit of a problem here, sir," the sergeant reported as he approached. The others weren't quite aiming their weapons, but were close to it. And grenades were in hand.
Jumpy… "Ease off," Michael commanded loudly, "Follow me." He walked straight by the little battle line in front of the lead crawler and into the firelight from the five lit hearths beyond.
Standing or sitting around four long trestle tables in a broken square, the lords and a few maester attendants goggled and swore in the direction of the Canadians. Many swords were drawn, but it wasn't those Michael was searching for. No crossbows. Good.
Through the crowd, a bearded Robb Stark and Jon Stark were barely visible at the rear table. Their direwolves stood up alert, Ghost's white fur being what guided Michael to seeing them. Val was there too, the least surprised of the Westerosi present, her eyes almost half-closed. She was wearing a simply black dress, her long blonde braid looped around the back of her head twice like a figure of eight.
To their left was Catelyn Stark dressed in Stark grey, standing with an older lady wearing black and yellow. The latter had a very wrinkled face but stern eyes. The ruler of this castle.
Sergeant Zheng stood a little way behind, still in full equipment, fatigues and helmet. She had done well to negotiate with Lady Stark, and hopefully it put both parties in a position to win. There were three seats open by them, reserved for the Canadian delegation. The good sergeant was grinning like she was watching a schoolyard fight and not a potentially deadly situation.
If popcorn had been available, there was no doubt Zheng would be shovelling it into her mouth.
Lacking his headset, Michael retrieved his radio from his belt with his spare hand and held it briefly up to his mouth. "Any time now," he said quietly in English, "I'm getting close to those pointy sticks."
Zheng's grin widened, and her chest expanded as she took in a breath.
"My lords!" she declared, booming over the clamour, "Make way for Captain Michael Duquesne, Ambassador Plenipotentiary of Canada and Elector of Calgary, and Doctor Anne Cloutier, Elector of Westmount!"
The declaration shut every lord up, and some even deigned to put away their swords. It wasn't hard to notice that it was mostly the northerners doing the latter. They saw me fly the Lannisters to the moon, Michael thought with amusement, The riverlords haven't seen a similar feat yet. He paused for a moment and turned back to MacDonald. "Go back to the outer perimeter, I'm sure there are guards gathering to see what's going on in here. Dissuade them from interfering."
MacDonald's moustache twitched, the reaction unreadable as the rest of his face stayed placid. "Sir," he said curtly, before turning on his heel and waving the others back. Michael made sure Sayer would stay with him with a little wave of his own, and marched forward again, skirting the riverlords with swords as if they were holding plastic blow-up hammers instead.
Lady Stark and her companion both gave little curtsies as he approached, though Michael doubted very much either of them wanted to. He could see the older lady more clearly now, and saw the black bats on yellow of her sigil. Yeah, this is her.
In reply, he stopped and gave a quick salute to them and to Robb. "Lord Robb, Lady Stark, Lady Whent… sorry for being late and for the manner of our entrance. I figured I was late enough without having to walk all the way down this massive hall of yours."
There were a few amused noises from the lords, and they began to sit down. Even Robb Stark smirked at that.
Good, simmer down. Michael continued. "By way of thanks and apology, I have a gift," he said, putting down the package and beginning to open it, "The space you've given us is ideal. Particularly the bathhouse." The unicorn riders had never smelled better, truth be told.
The cardboard gave way quickly. He held up two boxes with plastic fronts, showing off their contents before offering them to the lady of the castle.
Lady Whent's hands shot forward with a speed he wouldn't have expected from a woman of her years, taking one. "Wine and ale cups made from glass?" she gasped, "I've never seen such fine work." She pulled off the plastic and held one of the wine glasses up into the firelight.
"Nor such clarity," Lady Stark agreed, "It's as if one made these from the lens of a Myrish spyglass. These must have cost a fortune in gold."
Time for a little flexing. Michael held up his hands. "I'd be lying if I said they were expensive where we come from," he said, "But I thought you would appreciate them."
"Thank you, my lord," Lady Whent smiled brightly, thoroughly charmed, "I take these in the spirit in which they are offered."
Yeah, nobles really aren't much different from gangsters, Michael decided, Gifts are always welcome at a sit-down. He saluted her again as response and took his seat.
Doctor Cloutier put herself down in the chair to the right, looking like she had just lost a bet. From Sayer's face as he stood with the flag behind her, it was possible she had. Zheng wandered over and took the third Canadian seat, as befitting her status as a princess, and the whole room began to sit in turn.
Only Robb Stark remained on his feet.
"Lord Duquesne, before we begin this war council, I would have an explanation from you," he said, "What has your Queen sent you here to do?"
Michael folded his hands in front of him on the table. "Defend Canada from the Others," he said, "But I can figure out your real question too. No, we're not here to conquer you. We're here to help you. The stronger you are, the more allies you can gather, the less likely the ice demons make it back to our home."
Robb Stark looked on, mind working for a little while, before he gave a little nod. "Very well," he said, before gesturing to another man in blue and red clothes opposite him, "This is Lord Edmure Tully. He speaks for his father, Hoster Tully, Lord Paramount of the Trident."
Michael almost had to look at the man twice. Lord Tully looked like an older Robb Stark, complete with a beard that was slightly more red than the hair on his head and piercing blue eyes. "Pleasure to meet you, my lord."
Edmure Tully inclined his head, lips tugging slightly at the edges. "After what you did to Lord Lannister, the pleasure is entirely mine, Lord Duquesne," he said with cheer, "I only wish I could have been there to witness the Old Lion gored so. Alas, I was imprisoned in his bannermen's camp, until my nephew came to rescue me."
At least someone appreciates us. "Happy to do it." Michael leaned back in his chair and gestured to the professor. "Allow me to introduce my colleague, Doctor Cloutier. She is one of our maesters, for lack of a better comparison. She is here to observe and learn about your people."
Doctor Cloutier got to her feet again and bowed, which caused much whispering. The professor ignored it, and produced her laptop from her pack to take notes. The riverlords whispered louder, whereas the northerners simply looked on, familiar with the machine from the negotiations at Winterfell.
Michael wondered if she had violated some sexist rule. Things needed to be quickly moved on. "This is a war council, isn't it? Shouldn't we begin."
Lord Robb and Lord Tully agreed and the situation was explained.
The Lannister armies had withdrawn. The central region called the Riverlands were free again, and the enemy had not been in the country long enough to devastate it properly. Some Lannister forces had gone to the capital to reinforce the city, but the bulk was going west via the southern passes towards their own home region.
The reason for this was not just the defeats at Riverrun and the Ford, but the two new kings.
The brothers Baratheon had both declared themselves king over the claims of each other and their nephew in the capital. One had the support of the southwest region, the most powerful militarily of the kingdom, the other had naval forces just across the bay from King's Landing.
Michael was not surprised when it was announced that the Lannisters offered a truce after hearing all that. Tywin's cooked if he doesn't get us off his back.
The terms were simple enough; a truce for five years or until the end of the next winter, whichever was longer, the northern armies would march home, Lord Eddard Stark would be exchanged for Lord Tywin's own captured sons to assure compliance, the Stark daughters and all the captured riverlords would be held as hostage against refusal.
The threat to accept these terms was the Others were coming, the wildlings were already past the Wall and any attempt to besiege King's Landing would see the hostages treated badly.
The Lannisters were definitely overplaying their hand. What did surprise Michael was that Tywin openly admitted he believed in the Others. It seems the man had seen the wights that had been tied to a tree for him, and he had decided to use them for leverage.
All of this caused a great disagreement over what to do.
As Cloutier advised previously, every noble present had the right to speak and they weren't shy about exercising it. Shouting, cursing, attempting to be the voice of reason or craft a bargain, none of them accepted the Lannister terms but none could come up with an alternative that seemed reasonable.
Many of the lords wanted to march on King's Landing, and to put it how one lord did, 'end Lannister power for all time.' A younger lord instead said to strike west into Lord Lannister's home region and bring the Free Folk too, both as revenge and to get better terms. That was well received among another section of the lords.
Both parties seemed to imply Canadian firepower would assure their plan's success, to Michael's chagrin. The Frey representative, a man so old and frail that he looked like he might keel over and die at any moment, led a faction that urged caution and to send out a party to the capital to negotiate instead.
Then they argued about the two new kings.
When one man with a weirwood sigil on his shirt argued to march on King's Landing, another with a prancing red horse on his sleeves demanded they join the younger Baratheon, Renly. Robb Stark didn't buy that idea; the younger brother couldn't inherit the throne over the elder, Stannis. This set off an argument over what king was the rightful one and which one was the most likely to win, to which no one had any answer except that they'd not accept the young boy in the capital.
For hours, Michael listened and made little notes of his own, observing the shifting positions of each lord and trying to work out who was for what. There was a few interesting things; notably that Lord Karstark and Lord Umber had been strangely quiet, only supporting marching on King's Landing with a few words here and there.
Meanwhile, Sayer translated the words for Cloutier, who spent the time furiously typing away and only stopping to push up her glasses. The lord sitting beside her was the quietest of all; it was the new Lord Darry, the young boy who now owned the castle where Michael's force had stayed after the Bloody Ford. He was watching her work the whole time, fascinated by the computer.
"Are you going to speak?" Cloutier asked out of the blue, after the Frey urged caution once again, "They don't seem to be coming to a conclusion."
He glanced at Lady Catelyn. Michael has been waiting for her to start the pitch. He was a foreigner to these nobles and allied to the wildlings. He couldn't be the one to demand what needed to be demanded. "I think she's letting themselves wear each other out," he replied, "But it's gone on long enough."
Catelyn Stark soon caught his eye, and there was an understanding between them. As Lady Mormont was accusing the Frey across the table of cowardice, she rose to her feet.
"Why not a peace?" Lady Stark asked.
Michael held back a wince as the arguing died and the crackle of the wood in the fireplaces became the loudest thing in the room. All the lords turned to her, incredulous. And her own son seemed to be most judgemental of all.
"My lady, they murdered my father's retinue and my sister's ladies-in-waiting, and wrote their intent in bloody characters throughout the land," Robb Stark intoned gravely. He eased his sword out of its scabbard, holding it up before placing it on the table. "This is the only peace I have for Lannisters. I shall give them a reprieve to bring back my father and sisters, but not peace."
There was a roar of approval, from riverlords and northerners alike, followed by more swords being thrown on the tables and empty mugs banged down with them.
Michael's palms itched, his instinct to get up and begin his pitch, but Lady Stark pressed on.
"My lords, my husband and daughters live or die at the word of Tywin Lannister," she declared, "Lord Eddard is your liege lord, but I bore his children. The insult to me is greater than that given to you. We have Jaime and Tyrion Lannister. We have the riverlands once again. Many noble sons of the North and of the riverlands are dead already, for all the glory you have won."
"Plenty more to be won!" shouted the young Lord Piper.
Plenty more ways to get your ass gloriously crushed under a horse, Michael thought.
Lady Stark pressed on. "Winter is coming and it shall be the worst for centuries. Must more die to satisfy your need for revenge? Must my husband, your liege-lord? My daughters? Or your own kin when the cold and the dead come from the far north?"
"We've seen no walking dead men!" shouted a riverlord.
"Wildling lies!" said another.
They quickly quieted when the Greatjon got to his feet. He gave a respectful bow before speaking. "My lady, you're a woman," he spoke with a boom, "You cannot understand these things." Lady Stark's face reddened, evidently not lacking in feelings of vengeance despite being a woman.
Blowing out a breath through his teeth, Michael couldn't help but put his head in his hands at that. We're fucking doomed.
"You are the gentler sex," Lord Karstark agreed, "Vengeance is a man's prerogative, a vital need in times such as these. There can be no peace with misbegotten curs such as the Lannisters or the products of incest calling themselves Baratheon." A general drunken hum of agreement went around the tables like a Mexican wave. Others talked of fields laid waste, 'smallfolk' killed, their keeps burned as the Lannisters left to confront the northern host.
"What pricks," Zheng muttered loudly in English, "Should shoot them on general principle." That she didn't threaten exactly that was considerable progress, or at least Michael thought so. He hadn't even ordered her to control such outbursts. Maybe the sergeant's chevrons have given her more sense.
"Wouldn't cure the disease," Cloutier commented idly, "As much as they deserve the attempt." Zheng snorted, her hand flexing around the grip of her carbine nonetheless. At least she's learning restraint.
Michael couldn't disagree either. The lords were on the edge of dismissing the idea of peace entirely, all because it was a woman that suggested it. That piece of idiocy was the call to intervene if ever he had heard one, and he got to his feet. All eyes turned to him, expectant. Be polite, it'll stop you having to fight the entire continent.
"Lords of the North and of the Riverlands," he said, "Suggesting peace is the woman's way and so the weak way is a mistake. It's not weak to end one war before another begins. Especially when the next war will be worse. And my Queen demands peace, as well you know, Lord Robb."
Robb Stark's brow creased deeply. "I do know, Lord Duquesne," he responded, before he gazed up at the ceiling in deep thought.
That was not the answer Michael had hoped for. He doesn't know what to do.
"Your Queen is also a woman," Lord Bracken pointed out, sitting across the same corner as Lord Umber, "And you're a coward if you suggest we should forget the crimes committed against us, Lord Duquesne. We shall not be cowed by you, no matter your horseless carriages." Some riverlords got enthusiastic about that, but the more noticeable reaction was the Greatjon's grimace beside Bracken. Lord Umber knew full well that the riverlord could be cowed very easily.
The expression completely took any growing anger out of Michael's mood. There was something incredibly funny about such a large man being afraid of what he might do.
"I did not say forgive and forget," he said, "Only to consider that there's a threat against the whole world, mustering its armies. Those of you who say it's a lie are accusing every northern lord of lying. They've all seen the wights for themselves and spoken about it. If you fall, every man, woman and child that lives in Westeros will rise from the dead to attack my country."
Pausing for a moment, Michael gestured around the tables. "There's been a lot of talk here about using Canadian weapons to crack open King's Landing or Casterly Rock, and other talk about handing over Tyrion Lannister and the Mountain in exchange for this or that. Canada will not commit its arms or hand over its prisoners towards any cause that gets in the way of fighting the Others."
Lord Edmure leaned over the table. "Then we shall fight without you," he said, his tone regretful, "We are eternally grateful to you for showing Lord Tywin the error of his ways. With the Lannisters so weakened, we no longer require your help. Regardless, we are lords of Westeros. We cannot be dictated to by you or anyone else. You are not our king."
There was a shout not too dissimilar from here here to that, but not actually composed of any words. Even the northerners didn't like the idea of their orders coming down from foreigners, no matter how powerful the weapons on show.
Michael changed tack. "Nor can you dictate to us. If we have differing ideas about what victory looks like, then we can compromise or part ways. I would point out though that attacking the capital without our help is going to be bloody for you. You could even be repulsed."
"Or worse," Lady Catelyn chimed in, "Lord Renly is like as not to arrive before siege works and machines can be completed. Then we shall be dictated to, by the full strength of the Reach. We all care to see the Lannisters thrown down, but how many among you care to die to see Lord Stannis humbled? Or to make the second sons of the Reach into the new lords of the Westerlands?"
"I'll not die over that southron quarrel!" Lady Mormont declared, waving her spiked mace threateningly. Somehow exempt from being considered a weak woman, the lords made a noise of approval at her statement. Even the riverlords, who were 'southrons' by any definition. These people need to make up their minds.
Lady Stark became louder at once, clearly feeling the momentum for her cause building at last. Not a moment too soon.
"Nor shall I see my son die for it so," she said, "I want my lord husband back. I want my daughters back. Cersei Lannister holds them. We hold her brother and supposed lover, and her lesser brother too. Both sons of Lord Lannister, and a rake of other western lords. Trading them for your liege lord and my daughters is a gods-sent bargain, not one to be scorned."
She looked to her son, and her tone softened again.
"Robb, I want to see you live on, wed your betrothed and father a son. I want your own father to see it. I want to go home, and put behind this bloody business before it ends us all."
A lump in his throat, Michael had to admit he hadn't seen that little speech coming. The other lords were impressed too, they had no immediate response except dazed stares. Jon even seemed to be fighting tears building in his eyes. So much for peace being for women, he thought, The emotional appeal has begun to win them over.
The quiet seemed to stretch on forever, but it was likely only a few seconds before it was interrupted again.
Another man stood, older with grey hair, a hard face and the Tully trout on his shirt. "Peace may be the wise path," he said, "But how shall we walk it? Lord Lannister may agree terms, but Lord Renly could see that as treason. Lord Stannis is certain to, from what I know of the man, though he has less means to punish us for it. There is no use making peace with one of these kings only to provoke another."
There was only one answer.
"We make terms with all of them," Michael said, "A general peace is essential if we're all going to survive the next few years. More wights are being collected and sent to every part of the world a ship can reach before they rot. The sight of the undead should sharpen minds."
The older Tully cocked an eyebrow. "Lord Renly could march a hundred thousand men here long before he ever saw a wight, if he so wished. Why would he agree to terms not of his choosing? If I were him, I'd demand command of the war against the Others and the fealty of all those who wish to be sheltered from them."
Michael smiled. He knew exactly how he'd take hundred thousand men reliant on medieval logistics apart. "Lord Renly will negotiate in good faith or he'll face our weapons."
Lord Edmure gave a laugh. "Fine words for a man seeking peace," he joked in good humour, "I thought you said we should reserve our strength for the ice demons? Or did that mean only we lords of Westeros?"
"I do wonder why you are unwilling to put the same steel to Lord Tywin's throat." Lord Blackwood grumbled, "This war would be over in a matter of days, if the stories of your might are true."
He doesn't understand why I don't conquer wherever I go, like the first King Aegon.
"The Lannisters are ready to negotiate already," Michael replied, "Their truce offer is proof of it. I don't need to blow Tywin's army up a second time, even if you want better terms than you'd get now. So you see, I am reserving my strength."
The older Tully scowled. "It is easy to say we shall make terms with all of them. But difficult to say what exactly we shall offer and demand. No matter what the terms, we can still only declare one of them our king. We shall war with the other claimants for certain."
Michael struggled to answer that. His instinct was to say that he would attack anyone who refused peace, but the truth was his small force couldn't be everywhere at once. If the other kings proved stubborn, it wouldn't matter if he could destroy any individual army or take any particular castle.
Lord Karstark thumped his mug down, the metallic echo bouncing around the room. He looked around the table to each noble present, before settling on Robb Stark.
"My lords!" he said in a steady, firm tone. All stopped to listen.
"Twice in a lifetime I have marched south to battle kings who think nothing of murdering and imprisoning their highest born subjects. I have lost a son to the Kingslayer's blade, another son has lost his hand, and many loyal bannermen of noble and common birth have given their lives. All because we must follow the commands of him sitting on the Iron Throne. Targaryen, Baratheon, Lannister, it matters not. These houses have proven themselves unworthy."
He drew his sword and held it low, walking around his table to where Lord Umber was waiting for him. The bigger man was grinning now, and Michael could recognise a conspiratorial glint when he saw one. Lord Karstark put himself in the middle of the tables.
"But there is one house that has proven worthy. In the last war, Lord Eddard Stark brought us victory and saw to an honourable peace, though it was squandered later by others. In this one, Lord Robb Stark has not only shown courage in battle, but wisdom in negotiation, bringing the Lord Duquesne and his allies to our cause."
Dots connecting in his mind, Michael clenched his jaw. Is he going to suggest putting the Starks on the throne?
"Ser Brynden says we need terms? Here are mine. We bowed to the dragons. The dragons are no more. I say we take back what is ours, forever more," Karstark said, before dropping to his knee and pointing his sword towards Robb Stark, "There sits my prince, his father's heir! Let the southrons keep their red castle and iron chair! I say the North is free once more!"
Steel rang through the air as Lord Umber drew his own longsword and stepped to a place beside the kneeling Karstark. "Aye, a crown for Ned, the King in the North!" he roared, before going to his knee as well, "A crown for Robb, the Young Wolf!"
Independence, Michael thought, They want independence. He looked to Robb, and found the young man's chin raised ever so slightly, sword in hand again. He's accepting this.
"Eddard Stark! The King in the North!" shouted Lady Mormont, half-climbing over the table's corner to join them, "Robb Stark! The Prince of Winter!" That broke the dam. A flood of movement and noise began.
Michael watched in stunned silence as the entire hall erupted, the lords rushing to kneel and lay their weapons at Robb's feet. The little lord Darry beside Cloutier nearly slapped the laptop with his sword in his eagerness to join in. Surprise became shock when Val knelt with Jon before her brother-in-law, though her face was stormy with contradictory thoughts.
"What the hell is happening?" Zheng asked in English over the shouts, "How is this an answer to anything?"
Michael glanced to Catelyn, whose face had turned a deathly white. She glanced back, almost apologetic. We tried, my lady.
"We've been outmanoeuvred," Michael replied to the sergeant, "It'll be war with one faction or another."
"The King in the North!"
"The King in the North!"
"THE KING IN THE NORTH!"
Chapter 64: Arya
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ARYA
The Gate of the Gods loomed out of the window, the Seven Pointed Star carved into its red stone from its base to its top. Redcloaks walked between its two towers, Lannister men, while the day's traffic began to come into the city through its high arch. It was barely past sunrise, and yet carts with grainbags and barrels piled high were being driven by oxen with urgency.
Arya watched from the tiny glass panes of the window, puzzled by this. The previous day, she had watched whole families leave the city, the handcarts carrying their possessions. Yoren had explained before that food can run out in a siege, and that made sense. But she knew her brother. Robb would not wait to starve the city into giving back Father and Sansa. He would attack. So why do they stuff food in like it will matter?
Eventually, the clatter and flurry of movement around her caught her eyes. Yoren had thirty men, most of them from the cells. Arya knew not to interact with them, but it was hard when fully half their number were ransacking the Watch's two rooms. Crossbows, bolts, slightly rusty swords and spears were coming out of all sorts of nooks and crannies; reserves for the Watch, Yoren said.
Below the window, the other half of the men were tending to the wagons and horses; these were just as loaded down as the ones coming in through the gates, with all sorts of things for the Wall.
Arya even had a donkey. She had objected to this to Yoren. She was a perfectly fine rider, a horse would have been better. He simply said to accept the 'noble steed' for what he was, or ride in the cart like a child. She fumed and accepted the donkey after all.
By now, she had three crossbows over her shoulders and two bags of quarrels for shooting, holding them until the search was done.
"Right, that's all of it," Yoren announced soon after, "Never let it be said the Watch is unprepared to fight for its recruits. Off with us." He quickly waved the men and boys out of the rooms. Arya followed along, second to last before Yoren himself. They piled down the narrow stairs, their new weapons knocking against the wood panelling as they took each step.
"Oi!" shouted the inn lady, "Watch what y'er doin'!" She was a large woman both across her waist and in height, and she was missing one of her front teeth, which caused her voice to whistle and lisp on certain words. The main room of the inn was empty; too early for breakfast for most. Yoren had already arranged bowls of proper porridge for all an hour before daylight.
"Apologies, my lady," the Nightswatchman said. Arya could hear his smile in his voice, "It'll be a while before I'm back. You can rent the rooms out 'til then."
The lady crossed her arms. "You've kept that room for seven years," she said, "What's goin' on? You not goin' to fight them Starks, are you?"
Yoren laughed now, as he and Arya both made it to the bottom of the stairs. "We take no part in the wars of the realm," he said, "There's plenty of fighting to be done at the Wall, these days. I'll settle the amount now." He shouted to the others. "Pack that onto the wagons. You too, boy!"
Arya did as she was told and followed the men out of the inn, as Yoren took up his coinpurse to pay for the night spent there. The weapons were quickly put out of sight under bundles and blankets; the city would have need of such things soon enough, so the command was to make sure the Lannisters or Goldcloaks didn't see them.
She passed by the cage-wagon with the most dangerous prisoners, staring at them as she walked by; the hooded man, the noseless man and the bald man with teeth that looked like the tips of sharpened branches. All three were clapped in irons. They paid her no mind, this time.
She found the wagon her donkey was hitched to and hauled the crossbows onto the back, before dumping the quarrels on top and shoving a large bale of sourleaf on top of it all. Thinking that was good enough, she turned to get onto her 'noble steed'.
"Look!" shouted a boy on another donkey, pointing off deeper into the city. Arya almost didn't look at all; the boy's arm and hand was coloured a patchy green. Her nose wrinkled at why that might be, but the sound of horse shoes and boots on the cobblestones soon tore her eyes away from him anyway.
A large group of men was being led in chains down the street from Cobbler's Square, scattering the carts coming in from the gate. Hundreds carrying sacks on their backs, escorted by a hundred gold cloaks. Arya recognised the man leading the way on horseback; it was Janos Slynt, the man that had helped kill her father's men. Rage boiled up in her, and her hand went for Needle. The pointy end for him! She ground her teeth when she saw no way to approach without being shot down by the mounted crossbowmen riding along with him.
"What's all this then!" called Yoren from the doorway of the inn to the man, ducking under the Broken Anvil sign to do it, "Commander Slynt?"
The murderer's jowls spread as a smile went on his face. "It's Lord Slynt now, Yoren of Castle Black. I bring recruits for you."
Yoren's eyes narrowed. "Lord Stark already emptied the cells for me. What are these?"
"A gift from the new Hand of the King," Slynt laughed, "Even to the Watch, Lannister generosity outstrips that of the Starks."
Arya bit back a retort, and stumbled in the cart. Her foot dropped between the bales, the tips of her toes hitting the side of a crossbow. She ducked down and behind the sourleaf, pulled out one of the weapons. Angling to pull the string back with both her hands, she found it impossible to get even half-way to the little metal nub that would hold it.
"Doesn't answer where they come from or who they are," Yoren called back after a minute, "I can't feed them." Arya looked up again, finding the Goldcloak directly above Yoren.
'Lord' Slynt's smile had died. "We've provided them with enough food to make it to the Riverlands," he said, "After that, you can call upon your northern friends for a meal or two. I hear it's them with the wilding problem and the wight problem, though I'd not believe about walking dead men if Lord Lannister hadn't seen one himself."
Arya's boiling hatred of the man went away for a moment, like the water of it had been dumped out of the cauldron. Walking dead men? The man was mad.
"So you rounded up men to send to us?" Yoren asked, "What, so you don't have to feed them?"
Slynt leaned a little out of his saddle. "The Lord Hand wisely had us round up all the known thieves," he said, "Lord Lannister says we need every worthy man to defend the walls, which he won't have if the food's all been stolen. So here they are, near two hundred who took the Wall over the noose. Take them or they'll be hung over the gate in batches."
Yoren scowled up at the man, but did not take long to decide. "Strike off their chains."
"Only once they're through," Slynt smirked, "No point freeing them here, they'd just run off down an alley."
Her purpose coming back to her and the heat of hatred seeming to turn to winter's touch, Arya pulled the crossbow's string one last time with all her might. Putting her back and legs into it. At last, it made it to the notch, and she grabbed a bolt to put onto it.
By the time she did and freed it from underneath the bale, it was too late. Lord Slynt was riding off, leaving his men to begin shoving the prisoners towards the Gate of the Gods. She hissed through her teeth in frustration. So close!
"What are you doing boy!" boomed a voice beside her. Yoren grabbed the crossbow, snatching the bolt off of it at the same time.
"He killed my father's men!" she said, not caring a jot that the green-armed boy was listening.
"He's killed a great many more fathers," Yoren replied angrily, "And he'll not die to the likes of you, certainly not while I stand to be beheaded for it! Get on your donkey, we're leaving."
The red comet came an hour after they left King's Landing.
One moment, the two hundred thieves were having their chains struck off by the big blacksmith boy called The Bull for his bull-head helmet. Yoren recorded their names into his leather-bound ledger, finding out how much food each man had been given and asking that they wait until after he had spoken to try slinking off.
The next, all eyes turned upwards. The blue was streaked, like the gods had taken a sword and slit the skin of the sky. Where the wound began was a dark blood red, and it tailed off into a core of the same colour but trailing lighter red and even orange at the edges. Like the blood was smeared, Arya thought, thinking of the stableboy she had killed when escaping the Red Keep.
It took Yoren shouting for whole minutes to return everyone else to the task at hand; they were still far too close to King's Landing. "Get a move on!" the black brother roared, "You want to be standing around here when the northern outriders come to put the city to siege?! What'd you think they'd make of us? They'd not even ask who we are before filling us full of bolts!"
The threat of being shot to death got the men back to the task at hand, though most glanced up at the comet every moment they thought they could spare. Arya bored quickly of looking, at least when she couldn't talk to anyone about it.
Soon, there were a great many strange men freely walking around. Rough men, as rough as Yoren himself easily. That was worth more notice, the train of wagons felt full of danger now. Even the boys that had originally been with Yoren had quieted, stopped their cruelties and stayed together with her.
After a while, all the chains were removed and sent back to the city with the goldcloaks that had come along, and Yoren stood up on the tallest wagon.
The men stopped their chatter and gathered around it to listen, having listened to his plea to stay to hear him.
"My name is Yoren," he said, "In case the cloak and the fact you're all here didn't make it clear, I'm the wandering crow sent to recruit from the Crownlands and all places in between it and the Wall."
"Aye, we know!" said one man.
"You've been sent here by Lord Lannister for your crimes."
"What crimes?!" another shouted, "I've not even had a trial!" Arya had to cover her ears as one man's shout became two hundred's. Their faces turned beet red and fists curled. Danger seeming even more close, Arya wanted to nudge her donkey and ride away as fast as it could carry her. The Bull stopped her, grabbing her reins.
"Let go!" she said.
"You'll die out there," he replied simply, "Wait."
It took some time for Yoren to be able to calm the mob down.
"I know you've been wronged!" he continued when he had just enough quiet to be heard, "I'll not compel you to follow me, but you can't go back to the city." He pointed up at the comet. "That is a bad sign. The Wall will have great need soon. I can't offer you riches, but I can offer you a place where you can live and die as men."
"And wha' if we don't want to die freezin' our arses off on your wall?!" called someone.
"Then don't," Yoren responded, "But you're like as not to be shot or hung if you go off on your own. Thieves and those taken for thieves don't get trials outside city walls either, they get their hands hacked off and their necks stretched."
"Some o' us would take that chance."
"Aye, and some of you will die for it," Yoren said, "Come with me, at least until we reach the Riverlands. The Night's Watch is respected by House Stark. When we meet the northern host, then those of you that Lord Slynt gave over can choose their next path. As you say, you've not had trials. As long as you do no harm there's no reason for the Starks or rivermen to harm you as long as I say so.
The mob murmured, but seemed to agree. Faces calmed, hands unclenched, arms crossed. Arya's need to ride as far as she could slipped away.
"Good," Yoren said, "Now we've got a good amount of daylight left today, we're going to keep marching. Anyone has a problem with that, leave now. Elsewise, you follow my orders until we reach Harrenhal or I take your head."
About two dozen or so men did leave, picking their packs and hurrying away in the direction of the Blackwater. Father told me about such men, Arya thought, They'll be bandits by moon's end. She had been well warned to not go into the Wolfswood alone. Beyond the river, the Kingswood loomed, visible even now.
The rest of the day was taken up with the ride north. The men took turns riding in the wagons, even sitting on top of the cage wagon. The pace was good even though most had to walk most of the time. But as the evening closed in, the men began to complain and Arya was afraid someone would take her donkey from her.
It was a relief when Yoren finally told them all to make camp.
"It'll be the last time we're on the Kingsroad," he declared to one group of men nearby Arya, "It's not safe to stand in the way of an invading host, so we'll slide off towards the God's Eye. We'll set a watch too. No knowing how many Lannister deserters are roaming about, though they'd be fools to attack a group of our size."
He seemed to repeat this to other groups, though Arya only half-heard him. The small group of men that had agreed to join the Watch for reasons other than avoiding the noose had armed themselves too, the weapons and padded tunics taken from the inn put to use. By then, the rest of the men had set about lighting fires and setting snares, hoping to get meat to eat the following morning. Arya and the boys on donkeys were taken aside by Yoren quickly.
"I need you lot to do me a favour," he said, "The wagons need to be watched. There's plenty in there that'd fetch a fine price, and these don't have enough food anyway. The smart ones will've figured it out by now. I can't do it and I can't spare any of the volunteers to do it either, have to keep this camp from turning bloody."
The wandering crow jabbed a finger into the Bull's chest. "You're in charge, Gendry," he said, before looking to Arya and the others, "The rest of you, help him. Sit on the wagons, shout nice and loud if anyone gets near 'em. If anyone gets near the cage, don't shout, send someone running for me. Last thing we need is some friend of theirs springing them when we're so close to the city."
The boys seemed happy to help and were properly vigilant in their new duty, save the green-armed one called Lommy. Arya and he lounged about on the wagon closest the cage, assigned to watch it. Neither liked each other or the three men within the cage wagon. Arya quickly felt bored, and laid flat on the wagon's front seat to sleep. I'll wake early, so no one sees me piss.
She found it hard to close her eyes. For what seemed like hours, she tossed and turned, watching this way and that with vague attention as it got darker and darker.
As twilight was turning to night, Lommy's green arm came down and slapped her on the chest as she turned onto her back. Arya shot up, ready to hit him. A green hand shoved itself over her mouth. Revolted, she twisted, trying to bite it.
"Quiet!" Lommy whispered, "Look!" He took the hand away and pointed.
There were people by the cage wagon, hooded. They seemed to be circling it, looking at who was inside but making no move to free them. The ones called Rorge and Biter were asleep already, laying on their sides. They'd have been loud if they had know they had watchers. The other one simply paid no mind.
It was strange, Arya decided, too strange not to see what they were doing. "Go get Yoren," she told Lommy, "Don't tell Gendry. He still needs to guard the other wagons."
"You go get Yoren!" he complained back, "Why should I be the one to get Yoren?"
Pulling Needle from her belt, Arya cocked an eyebrow in challenge to him. I've killed a bigger boy than you already, she wanted to say, though the horror of that memory stopped her speaking the words.
Not having a blade of his own, Lommy goggled and jumped off the wagon, ducking away as he moved to find Yoren. As soon as he was gone, Arya got off the wagon herself. Imagining herself one of the cats she had chased in the Red Keep, she moved forward to the cage. It wasn't hard to time her movement to when the three strangers wouldn't be able to see her, and the darkness was enough to cloak her anyway.
Only the nameless criminal in the cage noticed her as she ducked by one of the wheels. His hood moved and revealed a handsome man with long hair, coloured half red and half grey. The man's expression was not unkind, which prevented Arya retreating. She almost didn't see the three strangers move once more, towards her side of the wagon.
The handsome man spoke suddenly but quietly in a tongue Arya recognised as Valyrian, the sort that ordinary Essosi spoke. He directed his words at the strangers, who stopped moving to where they could have seen her and instead to where they could face him. The other two in the cage did not stir from their sleep.
One of the three strangers took down their hood, revealing a soft face with balding hair that Arya would have associated with a rich merchant or well-liked servant rather than a thief. Lord Varys, she shuddered, That's who he's like. It wasn't the Spider, this man was far too tall, but the mere thought made her want to stab him.
The handsome man in the cage and the soft man outside exchanged an entire conversation, still in Valyrian. Arya could understand none of it, she hadn't even begun High Valyrian lessons like Robb and Theon had. She looked under the next wagon, trying to see if Lommy was bringing Yoren yet. There was a noise in the cart.
The soft man's face was pressed up against the bars, the handsome man was pulling him by the scruff of his neck but his smile was still there. The other two strangers were reaching into their cloaks.
It's not fair! Arya's mind shouted. Before she could think about it enough, she jumped up and around the front of the wagon. "Hey!" she shouted, "Get away from there!"
The strangers turned their heads, the hoods no longer throwing shadow on their faces. One was thin and gaunt, much more like a thief of imagination. The other was a woman, unremarkable like a laundry lady or seamtress! But their eyes were narrow and cruel, it was no mystery what they thought of the interruption.
Arya's jaw worked, but no words came out. The handsome man released the third, almost throwing him to the ground. He was helped up, and a question was asked. They're deciding what to do about me!
At last, Arya's fingers signalled she was still holding Needle. The feeling of the weapon in her hand restored her courage. "You're not allowed by the wagons!" she declared finally, "I've already sent for Yoren and his men! Go!"
That worked like magic. The soft man threw up his hood again, and all three of the strangers dispersed, moving off in different directions like they had urgent business each way. Arya blinked and they were gone, moving off into the gloom or the crowds around the campfires.
"A girl was unwise," the handsome man said, turning his head just enough out of the firelight, "That needle would not have saved her."
Arya ballooned with indignation. "You should be saying thank you," she said, pointing with her sword, "Three against one, and you're in a cage without a weapon."
"Or so it seems?" the man said, just a hint of amusement in his tone.
Afraid of being overheard, she looked around again, trying to see if any of the strangers had stayed and hid. She didn't see any. "Who are they?" Arya asked, "Do they know you?"
The handsome man's head tilted. "Another man thought he knew this face," he said, "A girl must stay away, for this man and others know her face too now. They are killers."
"Like you?"
Arya slapped her hand over her mouth, regretting what she had said instantly.
The handsome man's lip curled. "A man is not the same as those," he said, "Another man was displeased by this. But it matters no more. There is no benefit to confrontation, now that a girl has seen."
Arya's head was muddled. A man, another man, a girl… What is he saying?
"A girl should run along," the handsome man said, "The man in black is coming. A girl should tell what she saw, but not who she saw, yes?"
There was a call from behind; Yoren was approaching with five men carrying spears. Lommy was running alongside, his shorter legs making it harder for him to keep up. Arya spared one last glance at the man in the cage, before the wandering crow finally arrived.
"What's all this?" Yoren asked, before he turned to Lommy, "Where are the men?"
"They left," Arya said, "They were talking to that one, I told them to go away, they went."
Yoren frowned, and looked at the men in the cage. "You there, what were they saying?"
The handsome man gave a dismissive wave. "They thought a man was responsible for the killing of their brother," he said, "They were wrong."
Arya flinched. Is that true? She knew all the men in the cage were accused of murder, but were the others really the family of the handsome man's victim? She strained to remember their faces again, trying to recall if they looked alike at all. In the dark it was hard to tell.
The wandering crow stared at the man, then without warning, poked the head of the one called the Biter, sleeping on his side. Biter did not respond, save to snore softly.
"What's wrong with him?" Yoren asked.
"Sleeping," the handsome man shrugged.
"Like the dead," Yoren growled, "Like they've been poisoned with something."
"That's why they were circling," Arya thought aloud, "They were making the other two stay asleep?"
Yoren turned to her. "Did you get a good look at their faces?"
Her throat closing, she remembered the handsome man's words. "No," she lied sourly, "They wore hoods."
There was no response to that. Yoren stared some more at the caged men for a while, as if trying to work it out. There were shouts from elsewhere in the camp; a fight. Without a second thought, the black brother was turning on his heel and waving his men to follow. Lommy went with them, glancing back at the cage, seemingly afraid of the one man still awake in there.
For some reason, Arya was relieved. She didn't want Yoren to know what had really happened, though she didn't know why.
"A girl is wise," the man said, "Wiser than her years. She saved many lives through her lie."
"A girl is tired," Arya replied, her mood turning bad, "A girl will sleep." She stomped off back towards the wagon where Gendry was, deciding she had enough guard duty for the night.
"See?" came the reply, "Wise."
Chapter 65: Tyrion
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Lord O'Neill's long legs strode forward, his black boots slapping the smooth stone of the floor loudly with each step. The speed the Canadian was moving was not only enough to send Tyrion waddling furiously, but also forced poor Podrick hop along every three paces. Every second step sent pain into the barely healed wound on his buttocks, where the bullet had carved flesh.
Yet Tyrion's fingers played with another such bullet in his pocket, dropped by accident from the weapon of one of the Canadian warriors and forgotten. His forefinger held it in place by its sharp point, while the rest shifted it from side to side, the source of Canadian might revealing itself to him.
The Tully guards both ahead and behind them were double motivation to ignore any pain, their short spears plenty sharp and plenty capable of inflicting far worse. Only Ser Addam was able to keep up, though the man's face was in great need of a shaving razor.
They hadn't been told where they were going, they had simply been bundled into one of the Canadian carriages with their mouths gagged, driven to the courtyard at the centre of Harrenhal's towers, where they had met the Tully guards and ungagged again. There had been no time for questions even so, just an order with a pointed speartip to keep moving. Lord O'Neill and Lord Sayer were coming along as escort to somewhere, it seemed.
I hope not an audience with Lord Robb, Tyrion thought darkly, What an embarrassment that would be. After they entered what Tyrion knew was the ominously named Tower of Dread, the mixture of pain in his quickly-tiring legs and his own fears for what was about to happen began to overwhelm him. They still need us, he reminded himself, not quite believing it.
"Lord O'Neill!" Tyrion cried out, his voice as steady as he could make it, "I must insist on asking where you are taking us!"
"Shut up, Imp!" shouted a Tully guard from the rear, slapping the back of his head with the butt of the spear just enough to sting but not enough to throw Tyrion to the ground.
To everyone's surprise, Lord O'Neill turned quickly on his heel and unsheathed one of the deadly Canadian weapons, a small one-handed type. And it was not deployed to make Tyrion hold his tongue.
Instead, the Canadian 'warrant officer' directed his angry eyes and weapon at the guard. Lord Sayer joined the motion with his longer two-handed weapon, though different from the one the young man had struck Ser Gregor down with at the Ruby Ford.
"You don't strike our prisoners for anything except an escape attempt," Lord O'Neill growled, "I don't care how annoying or offensive you find them. They're hurt, I'll be blamed, so I'll make you hurt for hurting them."
The Tully guard seemed to comprehend what was being pointed at them. There had been a short demonstration of the Canadian weapons the first night they had spent at Harrenhal, and Tyrion well understood they made an impression. They were loud enough to be clearly heard at camp, even though the shooting was happening on the other side of the godswood.
Lord O'Neill's anger subsided down to the level of a scowl, and he lowered the weapon. "On second thought, jog on," he said, "We know the rest of the way from here, and the guards ahead don't need reinforcements."
The men-at-arms looked at each other, then they complied. They skirted the two foreigners in the corridor and left the doors. Tyrion knew the mighty warriors would be running off to report the incident to their liege-lord. But then, the Canadians seemed uniquely unbothered by the opinions of lords. I wonder if Aegon the Conqueror was the same, he wondered, Though he did leave most of the nobility intact.
Lord O'Neill issued another order to Lord Sayer, this time in their own language, and the younger man moved to the back. Where he can kill anyone trying to escape. "Let's go," O'Neill sighed.
"Where are we going?" Tyrion asked, seeing the opportunity.
O'Neill looked down at him, which was a considerable effort for someone so tall standing so close. "Our camp isn't the best place to hold you," he said, "So we're throwing you in with your brother and the other Lannister prisoners."
"The dungeon then," Ser Addam commented. He was wrong of course. The great cells of Harrenhal were under a different tower.
"No, actually," Lord O'Neill smiled wanly, "Captain Duquesne was fairly pissed off when he discovered the treatment of the Lannister prisoners. He insisted they be moved out of the dungeons and into better quarters. Lord Tully insisted in return that you lot be kept with them. What's good for the goose is good for the gander."
"What?" Podrick asked. Lord O'Neill ignored him.
"And where is Lord Duquesne?" Tyrion asked, "Why is he not here to escort a prisoner of my rank?"
O'Neill rolled his eyes. "You've heard the Starks have declared their independence? And the riverlords decided to join the new country. Ah wait, how could you? I ordered everyone to shut up around you."
Tyrion blinked. He had not heard a thing about independence. Nearly three hundred years and the North thinks it is its own realm once more, and they're taking the Riverlands as well!
"But that's madness," he thought aloud, "By what right?"
"The right of 'fuck you, we're not living under Lannister pricks any more' I suppose," Lord Sayer replied with his lip curled in disgust, "And I don't blame them, remembering what I've seen on the way here."
Lannister pricks? Tyrion smelled a rat. "My father fights to crush a rebellion against the King. And the King is a Baratheon, not a Lannister."
Sayer snorted in reply. "That's not what Lord Stannis told everyone."
Definitely a rat, Tyrion thought. A rat that thinks it knows more than it can prove.
"Every lord in the country got a message saying your sister slept with your brother and that's what made King Joffrey," O'Neill explained, "Nasty."
"Preposterous!" Ser Addam shouted. He really believes his friend incapable of such a thing.
Tyrion was careful to guard his feelings on the matter. "Convenient, more than anything else," he said, "It would make Lord Stannis into King Stannis."
The Canadian bowed his head once, conceding the point. Tyrion's brow raised itself as the man confirmed it. "Yeah, that's what we thought," O'Neill admitted, "At least Stannis bothered with making something up. The other brother, Renly, he declared himself king just because he could."
Tyrion almost flinched at that. How many kings is that now? Four? It didn't bode well for a quick victory. We must untangle ourselves, somehow.
Sayer sighed loudly. "Anyway, Captain Duquesne is consulting with our darion about it through the weirwood. We were supposed to negotiate a peace, but it's looking less and less likely to happen now."
O'Neill gave a dismissive flex of his fingers around his weapon's grips. "Everything we've said to you, he authorised you to hear. You have a stake in peace too."
So the Canadian wants me to know, so I won't cause trouble? Tyrion nodded repeatedly in thought. He needed to find some way to help stop all the other kings from crushing his family first. And to that end, there was one particular obstacle that needed removing. "One last question?" he asked, "Shall Ser Gregor be joining us?"
Lord O'Neill rubbed the back of his neck with annoyance. "Fine, one last answer," came the reply, "Gregor Clegane is sick again. He's strapped to a table in another one of these towers, under heavy guard and being looked after by Maester Carden. Wouldn't want him dying before the war crimes trial, would we? He'll have plenty of company, of course."
The Canadian's gaze fell on Ser Addam. The knight couldn't meet it. He hadn't told Tyrion the tale of his capture, or of the crimes the Canadians accused him of. We'll have to see about that later, when Jaime and I can corner him together.
Wishing he could stand for a moment to ease the throbbing from the seat of his britches, Tyrion nonetheless gave a false smile. "Well then," he said, "Lead on."
Lord O'Neill led the group up the tower, into poorly lit corridors and spaces teeming with heavily bearded Stark men-at-arms, grey direwolves eyeing Tyrion from every tabard hanging at his eye level. Further in, wildlings started appearing too, covered in chainmail made in Lannisport or Ashemark that had been captured in battle.
It was a great relief when a door was opened and he was shoved clear of the darkness and hostile warriors into a room that was the opposite. Tyrion was half-blinded by sunlight pouring in open window-frames, aided by a generous breeze that caused tears to form at once.
Blinking away, he saw it was a fine noble's room, large and with all the appropriate trappings; generous black carpeting, tapestries of Riverland scenes on the walls, side tables with wine and light meals laid out smelling utterly divine. It was all a far cry from what treatment he had been given before, though he could not admit being treated with deliberate cruelty either. Life at camp is no way for a nobleman to live, he had decided.
The only strange thing was that there were seven beds crammed in against the walls, like if a barracks were furnished for lords rather than smallfolk. That strangeness was quickly explained as Lannisters appeared from behind the curtains of one of the beds. He recognised the long blonde hair of Willem Lannister, Uncle Kevan's face staring back at him through his son's. The weak-chinned Cleos Frey and his weasel-faced brother Tion appeared a moment afterwards from two more beds.
Two Freys and a Lannister, Tyrion thought, Like the start of a bad jape. These Freys were born of a Lannister mother yet did not possess the Lannister prowess.
"Lord Tyrion," Willem said, with a small bow from the waist, "It is good to see you alive."
The two Freys nodded rapidly, their eyes gleaming. Gods, they really are glad to see me.
"It would be better if we were free," Tyrion replied in jest, noting Lord O'Neill rolling his eyes yet again at the words, "Admittedly there were moments I doubted I was alive." Like when I was struck down by a sorcerous metal bolt, in the rump no less!
There was a rapid rustling as yet another curtain moved aside. Ser Jaime Lannister stood up from his bed against the backdrop of the open window, his eyes narrowed from just having woke up. Tyrion's brother looked terrible; there was bags under his eyes and his hair was unevenly cut. But he was also clean, albeit dressed in fresh clothes of little ornament, and still alive. The two Freys scattered as he walked through the space in the middle of the room.
"Jaime!" Tyrion burst out in greeting, unable to contain his joy. It didn't matter that he knew this reunion had been coming.
The more handsome Lannister smirked and opened his mouth to answer, but closed it again just as quickly. His green eyes tracked to the foreigners in the room. Tyrion turned to look. They were standing to the side of the doorway with their weapons in their hands. They are no fools.
Hostility poured from Jaime's outwardly placid face for reasons unknowable.
Sensing no good would come of conflict, Tyrion cleared his throat. "Brother, may I present Lord Padraig Jack O'Neill…" he began, before turning to the tall Canadian, "I confess, I don't know what you're lord of?"
"I didn't want to be introduced," O'Neill replied, his tongue working in his mouth with annoyance.
Interesting. Tyrion set aside the curiousness of the man's reply for the moment. "And with him, Lord Sayer of Yellowknife," he continued, "They're…"
"You're Canadians," Jaime interrupted, speaking to the pair.
O'Neill's face betrayed no surprise. "And you're the Kingslayer," he replied at once.
A sharp smile spread over Jaime's face, completely bereft of any humour. "I suppose I am," he said, "I did slay a king."
Lord O'Neill narrowed his eyes. "You're about my age," he said, "Maybe a little older? But you killed the king five-and-ten years ago?"
Jaime did not answer. His muscles coiled ever so slightly under his skin, ready to pounce. Lord O'Neill's eyebrows raised ever so slightly in challenge, the sorcerous weapons in the Canadians' hands shifting an inch in the direction of Jaime.
Tyrion felt his wound throb with worry about how that would turn out. "Approaching six-and-ten now, since the Mad King got his due reward," he said, "Why?"
O'Neill gave a slight tilt of his head in acknowledgement. "Story as I understand it is like this," he said, "King hires young bodyguard. King acts like a cunt. King Cunt gets killed for his trouble by the young bodyguard. That sound about right?"
"Yes?" Tyrion said.
"So what's the big problem?" O'Neill said, "Why the feck does every Westerosi lord spit your name like a bird just accidentally shite in their mouths? The king was burning people without fair trials, from what I hear. Even with fair trials, that's not the behaviour of someone you want as your king."
Exchanging glances with the younger Lannister and Freys present, it took a moment before Tyrion's jaw worked itself loose. How does their society work if a King cannot act as he feels necessary? "A regicide cannot be pardoned completely, lest the crime become common," he explained, though it hurt his brother to hear it, "To say nothing of smallfolk killing their lords. Certainly, it cannot be celebrated…"
Lord O'Neill raised a hand in protest and shook his head. "That's a pile of crap. They'd be celebrated for killing a mass-murderer. That he's the king or a lord wouldn't matter too much. People who kill for pleasure are begging to be killed in the first place."
Jaime's smile slipped slightly. "Aerys enjoyed it, but he didn't believe he was killing without cause," he said, "And I swore an oath to preserve the royal family. I am hated by the lords of this land because I broke that oath. Four times over, many would argue."
"Because many believed it was done to aid our father," Tyrion added quickly, "To gain favour with the rebels as my father's army was sacking the capital."
Lord O'Neill shook his head again, this time in clear disbelief about something. "I'm sure we could go back and forth on the history," he said, "But at the end of the day it's not really my business."
He waved Lord Sayer out of the door before making to leave himself, only looking back at the last moment. "We'll keep you here until we decide what to do. The northern lads seemed afraid we'd just leave them, so this is our way of showing we're not." He pointed at Tyrion. "Don't get too comfortable. We could be moving out as early as tomorrow night."
And with that, the door was closed and its heavy iron bolts slid over to lock it firmly, reminding all inside they were prisoners despite the salubrious surroundings.
Jaime allowed a sigh to leave him. "So those were the mighty Canadians," he said, "I cannot say they look entirely formidable. Oddly good teeth though."
The jape did not amuse Tyrion in the slightest. He rounded on his brother to explain. "Jaime, do not underestimate them," he said, "Your sword would afford you nothing against them in battle, save for the most dire luck on their part."
Green eyes laughed at him for that. "The small one is too scrawny, the large one too slow," Jaime announced, sitting back on his bed and tucking his hands under his head, "And their strange clubs gave no cause for such alarm, brother. Give me a hundred of the Rock's best and their hundred would fall like grass beneath our horse's hooves. Like wildfire, sorcery is only useful when no one knows you intend to use it."
Did I sound alarmed? Tyrion wondered briefly, before his brother's arrogance finally caused irritation to bloom red across his face. The bullet became a weight in his pocket. "That scrawny boy is the reason Ser Gregor is missing a leg," Ser Addam explained, causing the eyes of the Freys to bulge, "That slow man is who shot your father off his horse from several hundred yards. And he's far from slow. He's a pugilist."
Jaime turned over onto his side, supporting his head with his arm. His face was blank of any amusment now, a small admission of wrong and about as large as one Tyrion was likely to get. "Truly?" he asked.
A lump grew in Tyrion's throat. "I saw it with my own eyes," he rasped out, before he coughed to clear the way, "Ser Gregor and I led the vanguard into the forest by the Ford. I had clans of the Mountains of the Moon by my side, and Bronn, a sellsword…"
"You led the vanguard?" Jaime interrupted, before his eyes shifted in understanding, "Father…"
"Yes, it was Father's idea," Tyrion snapped, "We rode into that forest and fought wildlings and unicorns draped from head to hoof in chainmail. Meanwhile, the main body of cavalry came up behind, getting slowed down by stakes and the like."
Jaime scoffed. "Unicorns… so it was a trap. How like Father to deliberately spring it."
Tyrion glared at the second interruption. Am I telling the tale or not? "You must hear this, brother. Let me speak." At last, Jaime sat up on his bed again, outwardly showing that he would listen now.
"Aye, a trap, but unlike any Lord Tywin could have conceived possible," Tyrion continued after a beat, "When the main body of cavalry had crowded by the weak palisade's defences, cutting their way through it…"
Without wanting to, Tyrion went back to the moment itself, his mind painting over the room with the forest by the Bloody Ford.
A sound like thunder shook the air and the ground, followed by loud pops and the crackle of burning. A blast of hot air swept through the trees, sending every leaf and shrub flailing. Men ducked their heads as things began falling from the sky.
Something heavy and wet slapped Tyrion hard from above, coating the top of his helm with something before falling to the dirt at his feet. He flinched and reached up to where it had hit. His hand came back covered in blood. He looked down at what had fallen on him, and almost gagged.
It was a horse's head, trailing part of its throat behind it. The metal bit was still clenched between the animal's teeth, torn leather straps hanging from it.
Tyrion scrambled away from the gore, turned to the source of the noise.
The log barriers and the Westerland cavalry behind them had both disappeared. In its place was a field of broken and torn bodies, both of horses and men, bleeding and smoking. The banners of the lords, knights and free companies lay amongst them, the Lannister Lion included. Tyrion could smell it all on the air now, blood and smoke and burning flesh and shit, just like he had on the day itself.
The rearguard of the cavalry were turning to flee back to Lord Tywin. Tyrion could see his father, atop his horse in the middle of the Ruby Ford. He just sat there, staring. In fact, the whole battle seemed to have stopped all across the line of fortifications. Every face was turned to this small corner of the world to witness the destruction.
The stares seemed to snap Tyrion out of his unconscious reverie, the feeling of their eyes on him embarrassing him to return again. His fingers curled around the bullet in his pocket again, playing with it idly once more.
"The Canadians unleashed their sorcery," Jaime said, speaking Tyrion's own memory aloud, "I have heard this tale. I did not think to believe it could kill so many. It serves the Starks and Tullys too well, for us to believe they have such power whenever they should decide to call on it."
"You would be wise to believe," Tyrion said, "Thousand of knights and freeriders were turned to burned chunks, Jaime. In the same amount of time it would take you to swing your sword. The heart of Westerland chivalry, gutted like a fish. By only four Canadians. Now there are a hundred or more."
The Freys flailed about around him. "Then we are lost?" said Cleos, throwing his arms as he paced back and forth, "There is nothing we can do against such sorcery?"
His despair was so repulsive, it seemed to shake Tyrion's own out of him. "I did not say that," he said, "And I am not truly sure it is sorcery the Canadians command."
Tyrion pulled the bullet out of his pocket, the shining brass and copper glinting in the light from the window. He threw it to Jaime, who caught it without trying. "Those clubs the slow one and the scrawny one were holding weren't clubs. They are bolt throwers, and that is one of the bolts."
Jaime looked at it in his palm for a moment. "It's tiny," he said, "How could this fell a knight in plate?"
"They are shot with great power," Tyrion said, "And a great many can be shot at a time. The scrawny one explained that one of their throwers can shoot seven hundred such bolts in a minute, though by my estimation the weapons only hold about thirty to forty at a time. I know not how the throwers function, but they have mechanisms like machines. Sorcery to my mind ought not to need mechanisms of metal."
Jaime glanced at the bullet again as he held it between thumb and finger, before throwing it back. "So you can't fight them in the open," he thought aloud, "No wonder Father's host was turned to mincemeat."
Mayhaps you should not be so critical of Father dear Jaime, Tyrion thought, You lost to a boy without the aid of sorcerous machines.
"They used such weapons against my outriders," Ser Addam weighed in, "Upon the King's Road they set an ambush, and we rode straight in. These bolts went through plate like paper. Some went in the front of men and out the back, through both breastplate and backplate."
Jaime nodded, his hand going to his chin in thought. "Better to be where they aren't, then."
"You do not understand," Tyrion said, holding the bullet up again, "This is no easy thing to create. Is there a smithy in Westeros that could create such a bolt with the exact same likeness again and again so that they could be shot seven hundred times in a minute by hundreds of warriors? To say nothing of the throwers themselves, or the horseless carriages that the Canadians travel in."
Jaime's eyebrow raised so high, it creased his brow deeply and made him look eeriely like Lord Tywin for a moment. "Horseless carriages?"
"Aye," said Podrick Payne as he approached from a corner, most enthusiastic about the things in question, "The Canadians ride in horseless carriages that need no rest nor vittles. My lord has had occasion to ride in one himself, once or twice."
Jaime looked to Tyrion for confirmation. He gave it with a small nod. It was quite an experience, being jostled this way or that as the carriage had moved at the same speed as a charging horse for more than an hour. Lord Duquesne had wanted to separate him from the other prisoners for a while. According to Pod, it was to affect searches among the other prisoners.
Still, Jaime needed to comprehend. Tyrion held up the bullet again. "This represents a more advanced civilisation, brother. Like the Andals, bringing war with greater tools than the First Men could muster, but with a similar power to the Targaryens."
Jaime frowned, shaking his head. "Then pray tell, how are we not doomed? Was your fight at the Bloody Ford simply the Field of Fire of our era?"
Tyrion's jaw set. He refused to entertain that possibility entirely. It would send him into true despair, and too quickly. Luckily, his mind provided more soothing answers.
"It could very well be, in the end," he admitted, "But for the moment, we Westerosi still have advantages. The Canadians are not openly courting conquest. I cannot believe the northmen or riverlords find them pleasing, particularly allied to wildlings as they are… they are truly different. As alien to us the Dothraki, yet they claim we are like a vision of their own past."
"So they're arrogant," Jaime said with no irony at all, "But they have the power to back their arrogance."
"'Tis a question of will, brother," Tyrion stated, "If they have the will, they could take this realm for their own or force us to do whatever they please. But if they do not, we can destroy them if we're patient. They'll hesitate at the wrong moment, go forth to a place too disadvantageous, or become complacent where they can be dealt with by assassins' blades rather than those of knights."
There was quiet for a few minutes as the other occupants of the room considered this. A stillness that was only interrupted when Jaime shrugged and laid back down. "It matters not," he said, "We have enemies besides them. The guards have been bragging that Lord Renly and Lord Stannis have declared for the throne. Stannis even declared Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen my bastards."
And what did your face look like when the guards told you that?
Tyrion prepared his voice carefully for his response. "Which makes Stannis the king by right, and as such is worth less than a lie; it makes him look grasping and false."
"Lord Renly's might is not false even if he is grasping," Jaime continued, "Should we be traded back to Father for the great Lord Eddard Stark and his brats, we face quite a Baratheon storm. To say nothing of the grumkins north of the Wall."
Tickled he was the one who would get to tell, Tyrion let out a laugh. "Oh but Lord Renly and Lord Stannis are doomed," he said, "The foreigners want a general peace so we can all fight the grumkins together. The Baratheon pretenders are unlikely to oblige them. All we need do is be the advocates for such a peace, and let the Baratheon pretenders rage until they run their hosts into the fangs of Canadian sorcery."
To Tyrion's surprise, the whole room lit up with smiles. Jaime's was particularly wicked, which warmed the heart for the prospect. Ser Addam, who had been in a melancholy for the whole time Tyrion had been journeying as a prisoner with him, suddenly chuckled under his breath.
The mere thought that the misfortune the Lannister cause had suffered from could be turned upon their enemies was a jolly notion indeed.
That night, Tyrion dreamed deeply.
First of the massacre at the Bloody Ford, this time the gods sending him a vision of he himself leading the men that were slaughtered. He felt his body come apart in the gouts of fire shot towards him. His death sent him reeling out of sleep, soaked with sweat. No one else woke from slumber, so he returned to it himself.
His second dream was much more pleasant, of the hours before the battle in his tent. Shae embraced him, her brown hair falling across his face, their hands intertwined, nothing but their sweat between them. It was as pleasant a dream as he had seen since the day itself, and the wound on his hindquarters did not seem to exist.
Yet it all came to a sharp end. Voices sounded in the background. A sudden nudge turned the clarity of the dream into waves of nothing, like water still enough to be a mirror finding a boulder rolled into it.
Tyrion awoke to the sight of a Dornishman in Canadian green standing over him, pulling the curtain wider. The man spoke what was obviously a command in his own language, and gestured with his thumb to rise. Gods, what now? Tyrion followed the order, knowing better than to question it of a man who didn't speak a word of Common.
The room was a shambles, tables, plates and smoking candles strewn about the place at random. Most of the light was being produced by the foreigners' own devices, stretching in beams everywhere. Two dozen Canadians had boiled into the room, all of them armed and armoured. Lord Duquesne stood in the centre, eyes narrow with both fatigue and anger from the bags under his eyes and the colour of his face.
Jaime was flat on his stomach in front of the Canadian marshal, another man holding his arms together while a third bound them together with a strange cord that clicked as it was tied. Beside him, Ser Addam was already bound with the same, a rather impressive bruise developing on his forehead under his mop of copper hair. The Freys and Willem kept to their beds, covered by Canadian weapons.
What fresh hells has been sent here this night?
Podrick appeared quickly on hand to answer, as the Dornish-looking Canadian backed off to aim his rifle at Tyrion instead. "My lord," Podrick whispered, "Ser Addam struck Lord Sayer as he was being awakened, and it just turned into a brawl!"
"Which was not an intelligent move," Lord Duquesne declared, having heard every word out of the squire's mouth, "Your brother in particular… Going for one of our weapons? I could've shot him where he stood."
Jaime grumbled something, but his mouth was quickly sealed shut by the appliance of a sort of grey bandage. Tyrion winced, which Duquesne caught too.
"Just some duct tape," he explained, "Your brother is mouthy."
"What is your purpose here?" Lord Tyrion asked, "Is it not the case that Ser Jaime is in fact Robb Stark's prisoner, and not yours to mistreat?"
Lord Duquesne clicked his tongue impatiently. "I will do anything that is required to stop a man who beats one of mine and another who tries to steal one of our weapons," he said, "Like I said, I could've shot him dead with perfect legality as he was struggling on the ground, trying to grab the weapon from the man he had jumped. Yet there he is, still breathing. I'm not going to kill peace by killing your brother."
Tyrion took a breath, and stood up, still in the clothes he had been wearing the previous day. I could use a bath, he thought absurdly. "My apologies, Lord Duquesne. Ser Addam is friend to my brother since they were boys, No doubt my brother was only defending him after he was startled awake by your man."
Duquesne looked to Lord Sayer. The young man's shoulder out of place, and teeth were bared with the pain of dislocation. Another soldier was readying to pull on his arm and pop it back. What did Ser Addam do? Tyrion wondered. The young Sayer seemed to acquiesce to that version of events with a few words in their own tongue, spoken softly.
"Looks like it's your lucky day," Duquesne said, "Or night."
Deciding that it was too, Tyrion pushed his luck. "Why was Lord Sayer waking Ser Addam?" he asked.
Duquesne sighed wearily. "We're leaving and we're taking our prisoners with us," he responded, "I've received orders to go to King's Landing at once."
Panic rushed up Tyrion's bones. "You mean to take the capital with a hundred men?!"
Duquesne's eyes lit up with amusement. "As much fun as that would be, it's not my first thought. I'm going to start negotiations on a general peace, then rope in the Starks and Tullys and anyone else who comes as they arrive. Given your family is in the weakest position, our darion thought it was the best place to start."
Tyrion's panic drained away, and he smelled opportunity. "My father would not be pleased to hear you mistreated his beloved son," he said, gesturing to Jaime.
Duquesne's lips thinned for a moment, and he gave another command. The soldiers lifted both Jaime and Ser Addam to their feet, cut their arms free and ripped off the strange grey bandages from their mouths. Both men shouted with pain as it was removed, some sort of glue having been applied to the underside adhering strongly enough to hurt when ripped.
"For the record, I'm the only reason Ser Jaime was bathed and put into a room with soft beds in the first place," Duquesne continued, "The Starks and Tullys were happy to keep him in a cage in the pigsty, wearing nothing but rags and eating leftovers. Lord Karstark has wanted to cut Ser Jaime's balls off for a while, insult to injury. I insisted otherwise."
Lord Duquesne turned to Jaime and Ser Addam. "You cooperate, you get treated right. You screw with us, we put you on your ass. You try to kill us, I do my merry best to drop the fucking sky on you. Understood?"
Ser Addam replied first. "I was having a bad dream when your man touched my arm," he said, "I thought I was still dreaming. I apologise, my lord."
Duquesne grimaced with annoyance, likely believing the reasoning but repulsed by the obedience. Ser Addam's melancholy had affected his sleep, after all, and his spirit. The Canadian then looked to Jaime.
Tyrion's brother rubbed his jaw with great exaggeration. "Not quite understanding your meaning, but the odds are rather long now without a blade." Jaime pointedly looked around the room at the soldiers.
Tyrion wanted to groan. Jaime never had learned when to just smile and nod. A defect with its roots in his exceptional talent for killing men.
A sharp hiss of breath announced that Sayer's shoulder was back where it should be. Good timing, Tyrion thought. "Lord Duquesne, if we can put this mess behind us, I am sure I can be of assistance in bringing my father around to the idea of a peace."
"I'm sure you can too," Duquesne replied, "I've already sent word to our hosts that we're leaving. Now move."
He nodded to the soldier beside Tyrion, and as a result, he, Podrick and Ser Addam were shoved out of the room first, before the Canadians withdrew one by one. Lord Duquesne was last out, before a baffled looking Tully guard shut and locked the door.
"Off to King's Landing we go," Tyrion remarked.
"Queen Liz commands, and we obey," Duquesne quoted, "Over the hills and far away."
Chapter 66: The Spearwife
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The red comet carved its streak overhead, dark red against the bright orange, like some god of the giants had stuck its axe into the morning sky. Most of the camp watched it, those who weren't Canadian anyway. Or they did when they did not have some other duty that would cause the O'Neill or Zheng to come shouting at them to 'shift themselves'.
For the moment, Ygritte was not among those that had to. She stood dressed in her full battle array for the day's duties, pondering the comet at the entrance to Michael's tent. She was brushing her teeth with the plastic brush and the mint tasting tooth-paste that she favoured. She would soon have to get moving again soon, but for the moment, the mystery of the thing in the sky was too much to ignore.
Moving had been almost everything they had done since the comet had showed up.
Riding harder and faster than they had even on the way from the Wall to Winterfell, they had left Harrenhal and what the southrons called the Riverlands, entering the Crownlands before any kneeler host could expect to find them.
These were the lands of the Starks' enemies, and all here had heard of the Laughing Tree and the Canadians. Ygritte was greatly tickled by the kneelers' reaction to their arrival.
Castles and villages fell over themselves to throw open their gates as the crawlers approached. Some simply knelt to Zheng as her buggies pulled up, though most waited until more than a dozen people were threatening them.
Regardless, every time the kneelers did the same thing as commanded; all the men came out of their stone houses, and they made a big pile of their weapons and another for animal fodder at the place Michael or Zheng pointed out.
So far none had dared to keep a crossbow or two. They all knew what had happened at the big river battle. Ravens had been sent from Harrenhal to every castle on the way to the castle of the kneeler king. Most masters of the keeps simply begged to be allowed to hold onto their food stores. The maesterly types were saying that autumn was here, though Ygritte wasn't sure how anyone this far south could tell; it was still swelteringly hot in the middle of the day.
It's an omen of victory, Ygritte decided about the comet.
"What are you doing out there?" Michael asked from within the tent.
"Looking at the bloody comet," Ygritte responded, toothbrush still in her mouth, "What'd you think?" The Bloody Comet was a good name for it, she thought.
Michael chuckled. Clearly he hadn't even got up out of his sleeping bag yet. "I think it's an interesting rock for about five minutes," he said, "Astronomy isn't really my thing."
Ygritte blinked, confused. Astronomy wasn't an English word she had heard yet. I'll ask about it for our next lesson.
"Rock?" she asked, "It's not a rock." She peered up again, and bared her teeth as she realised the front part of the thing did look rocky if you squinted at it. Her mouth complained, the tooth paste making it feel like she had bit into a snowball.
Michael snorted. "Three or four space nerds in camp and of course they haven't shown anyone else," he said, "Ygritte, it's a big floating rock. You go up high enough in the sky and things don't fall to the ground, so the universe is just full of rocks like that flying by. As well as other suns, and other worlds. Just good luck that we're here to see that particular rock and that it hasn't hit us."
Her brushing halted as if someone had grabbed her hand, Ygritte's mind boggled. Things don't fall? Rocks flying on their own and hitting people? She wanted to call him moon-mad, but it was hard to deny such things when Michael was from another world himself. More strange things are all around me. There was no helping it.
"So it is good luck," she said, "If that showed when we had defeated the Crows or the Lannisters, there'd have been a great many babes out of it eight or nine moons after. That's how much good luck it is, Michael Duquesne."
Michael yawned loudly. "That sort of thing isn't so certain where I am from. Traditionally speaking, it depends."
"Sky omens are almost always good. It's when you can't see the stars or your rocks that the luck is bad. Means the Walkers could be near. They almost never travel 'neath an open sky, even at night."
The man sighed and stood up out of the tent, still in his light sleeping shirt and shorts. Her gaze drawn to him, Ygritte's insides stirred. Not wanting to miss her chance, she quickly spat the toothpaste out and then pressed her lips to his, standing up on her toes. Michael got particular about when she was allowed to kiss him or touch him, especially where others could see. Shit laws…
He shook with a silent laugh for a moment. "Minty," he declared.
Ygritte was pleased to hear it. "Aye, does help in the mornin'," she agreed. She didn't know how anyone could live without tooth-paste, now that she had it.
His face fell, his bright eyes staring into the sky but not at the 'rock'.
Ygritte punched his arm lightly. "Don't tell me you're goin' all mopey on me, Michael Duquesne," she said, "Kneelers throwing themselves at your feet got you sad?"
He crossed his arms and smirked again. "Well let's see," he said, "The little Lannister guy is plotting as predicted, O'Neill keeps warning me about fuel use, and the kneeler lord Tywin Lannister himself had left a reply for us at the last keep that surrendered. He ever so graciously has agreed to negotiate. But mostly it's the civilians. One second they're complaining about laundry schedules. The next, they want to ride off into the countryside to explore and try to talk to people."
The civilians seemed almost like another people to Ygritte, fearful and unquarrelsome, they were absolutely not to be feared. It was like summer and winter compared to the soldiers, who were the most deadly people that had ever walked Westeros. Michael himself could kill like breathing.
Doesn't sound like a reason to mope. Ygritte frowned to herself and shook off her brush. "What chiefs deal with," she shrugged, "Don't like it, don't be a chief." She'd be just fine being a warrior's woman, as long as he was one of renown.
The Wallbreaker was certainly that.
Michael's face brightened. "I admit, I did choose the job, yeah," he said, "Our government gave me a difficult task. I would have said impossible before I got the reply from the capital. So the little things are weighing on my mind more than they should. Things like the fact I had to release Jon from being the Crows' liaison officer just so Robb Stark didn't attempt to stop us leaving, so now we don't have a not-hostage against the Starks."
Not-hostage, ha! That was news to Ygritte. "I was wonderin' where the king of mopers and his big white wolf had gone," she snorted, "Has a woman like Val, has a child in her belly, wargs with a direwolf… I'd be happier than a Thenn with a new steel sword were I him. He still looks like some spearwife fought him off with a large fish."
Michael erupted in laughter, nodding his head rapidly. "He does, now that you mention it. He's just at that age, I guess. Guess he's lucky he's not a bad looking guy, or else people might blame him for it."
Ygritte had to agree Jon Stark was a man worth getting stolen by, though the way he treated his wife, you'd swear he'd never lain with a girl before. At his age, that would be embarrassing.
Michael cupped her face with both hands, and kissed her on the forehead before releasing her. "Never mind all that," he said, "You should be more worried about the mission Zheng's going to give you." He stretched, arms pulled up over his head. "You're late."
Mission used to be a word Michael said in the tongue of the Essosi slavers, but now Ygritte knew it in English, so the magic that allowed him to speak to her used English instead. The reminder tugged her lips at their corners. Every word she could learn brought him closer to her.
"What boring shite is Princess Zheng going to send me to do this time?" Ygritte asked, "Kneeler weapons are something someone else can heave."
That had been the boring part of the march so far. The Laughing Tree had more good steel than every other Free Folk tribe combined, and the stuff being pulled out of the castles to dump at her feet was shite compared with what the Lannister dead had given up.
"That would be telling," Michael said, before he bent down and put his arm into the tent. It returned with his pistol, and three magazines in a holster. "But you'll need this."
Pursing her lips, Ygritte took the weapon without the glee she should've had to be given a Canadian weapon once again. But her good sense returned in time to question it. If he's giving me this, then trouble is ahead. "Why?"
Michael frowned. "We're deep in enemy territory," he said, "Zheng's not sending you on an errand. It's a reconnaissance assignment. Combat is likely. I'll leave it to her to explain the details."
That sounds like useless shit. Ygritte hissed out a breath. "We've got skinchangers and your magic drones, why do I need to do reconnaissance?"
Michael yawned again. "Ask Zheng, she has the details. Go. She'll take it out of my ass if you're any later." With that, he crouched and went back into the tent.
Princess will be angry... There was nothing more to be said.
Ygritte dropped her toothbrush into the pocket of her Canadian-issue trousers, picked up her kitbag and weapons, then rushed off. She made her way down the centre path between the Canadian and Free Folk sections and ducked out between the crawlers making up a sort of outer wall.
The soldiers guarding the gap waved to her, grinning like imbeciles. And that's why Michael doesn't let me kiss him in uniform, she growled to herself, cursing that almost southron concept of military discipline. It'll be better when they've all stolen some women.
The unicorns and horses were kept outside the crawler-walls, protected and corralled inside long chains of concertina wire that was usually collected each morning before the host marched away. This time, it was still in place. The Canadians weren't going anywhere, that day. Strange.
Ignoring the smell of the animals that threatened to overpower her nose, Ygritte made it to her muster point and found most of her warriors already mounted up on their stout northern horses. The hair of most riders and mounts alike were cut roughly so they wouldn't cook in the southern heat. The women had taken to braiding their hair into long coils or tails to keep cool, as Ygritte had.
Sergeant Zheng was there too, mounted atop her own unicorn. She was sitting on its flat back cross-legged and biting into a Snickers bar like she was stripping a chicken leg of meat. Another saddled horse standing beside was riderless. Who's missing? "You're late, Corporal," she called as she chewed, with no heat whatsoever, "Late to your own mission briefing, when all your subordinates are here. Very naughty."
Gunvar, Thomer and Briya broke into smiles at that. Feeling like she was a girl in the village again, Ygritte scowled back. Michael stealing her from them was still a tale of merriment.
"Oh don't steal me, oh great and mighty Canadian," Gunvar would say in mockery every time they sat down for a meal, like they were still back in the village, "I do not want to go with you, 'cept I actually do." It was most annoying because she recognised she had been her own enemy in the whole matter.
At least they got my saddle in place. Ygritte grit her teeth and made for her own horse. "Sorry, Sergeant," she called as she stowed her bag on the horse's rump and climbed into the saddle, "Got caught up."
Zheng made a face. "If you think fucking the Captain is enough of an excuse, think again," she said in a tone the O'Neill would have described as angelic, "You're late to one of my briefings next time, and I will rip off your arms."
Ygritte glared back at her. She didn't like being treated like she had no mind at all. "I'm no fool, Sergeant," she said, "I wasn't fucking the Captain. I'm in uniform."
Impossibly dark eyes searched her for a moment. "If you say so," Zheng snorted, before continuing, "Your mission will be to scout on the flanks of our advance down the King's Road tomorrow. Ryk's group has already gone south-east. You're going south-west. There's more forest ahead than we're comfortable with, so the birds and drones can't see as much. Plus we need to rest our skinchangers, they need to spend more time as people for a while."
Ygritte pursed her lips. Skinchangers became very strange if they stayed in their animal skins too long, and the Canadians demanded much of them.
Zheng threw her a small bag with a hard shell which Ygritte caught with ease. Inside was binoculars, large ones. "Gunvar already has the route, it should be easy to follow. But if you get lost you can just go east and find the Kingsroad again."
"What if we see some kneelers looking to kill with these?" Ygritte asked, holding the binoculars bag up by its strap, "We supposed t' run away?"
Zheng clicked her tongue. "Report all encounters to us on the radio, it's why you have them. Don't bother villagers or civilians."
"Else the Wallbreaker will break your balls," Briya called.
Ygritte and everyone else roared a laugh at that. Zheng joined in, before continuing.
"Otherwise, don't get yourself into a big battle, but don't back down if you think you can take them. We can always use a few prisoners, to know who's in the area."
She waved her hand dismissively. "Sometimes the only way to know how big a problem you've got is to have a taste."
Ygritte and the rest of her company laughed heartily at that, a pleasant a sound as ever there was.
"One more thing," Zheng said, gesturing to the ground by her side, "This is Candice Deer-Slayer, she'll be going along with you to 'observe'."
Ygritte's eyebrow rose. She wasn't sure who Zheng was referring to until the most bizarre person she had ever seen walked out from behind the unicorn.
The woman had darker skin than anyone Ygritte had ever seen, with black hair tied up at the back of her head that was fluffy. Even more strangely, she stared with bright grey eyes like Jon Stark. She was older than the O'Neill if a guess had to be made, and was a finger or two smaller than Ygritte, but was built much like Zheng; broad shoulders and thighs. Her clothes were colourful; dark blue trousers with a bright red shirt, a grey jacket with white stripes over the shirt opened.
And she held a shortbow like she knew how to use it, as she rattled off her name once again with even more names that were impossible to follow in between. Judging by Zheng's blank stare, the woman had been complaining to say her full name, even though it was as long as a sentinel pine. I thought Canadians wanted to just use the first piece of their names?
Baffled by the appearance of the strangest Canadian yet, Ygritte glanced at Gunvar, seeing if he could see what she was seeing. The older of her village-mates gave a quick tilt of his head. Aye, she's real. The look was also a warning to do nothing about it.
There were stories of such people taking Free Folk as slaves, stealers who worshipped winged-witches from even further than the usual Essosi slavers. But they were rare enough that Ygritte had never actually met someone who had seen them with their own eyes. But she knew this Deer-Slayer couldn't be one of them, she was from another world.
Zheng pointed to Ygritte and began to speak in English to 'Candice Deer-Slayer'.
It wasn't hard to catch that she was being introduced. The Sergeant soon moved on to declare Ygritte the leader of the mission, to follow, not go off on her own and do what she said. But there were other words Ygritte couldn't understand, which made her hurt her newly-cleaned teeth as she clenched her jaw.
Aye, surely need more lessons from Michael and the Otherbane, she decided, Vocabulary. English was convenient. It had a lot of shorter words for things, even just collections of letters, but they took some learning.
The dark woman listened and gave a nod to Zheng. She understood who was in charge.
Ygritte smiled. You better understand. It didn't really explain the presence of what was clearly a civilian, though. "Why's this woman coming along?" she asked in the Common Tongue, "She's not a soldier like you."
Zheng glanced at the Deer-Slayer for a breath's turn. "Absolutely not," she smiled, "But she can ride and shoot a bow, so we're allowing it. She asked to be part of the next group to go out. Doesn't trust us, wants to see how things really work."
Ygritte's lips curled with frustration. "Has she not seen it on the ride here?" She hasn't, she didn't see the battle. She arrived after it.
"Apparently not," came the reply from the sergeant.
Meeting the grey eyes of the civilian herself, Ygritte wondered what to do about it. Of course, there was nothing to do. It was a command to take this bizarre woman. "You," Ygritte called in English, "Are you a warrior? Do you want to be warrior?"
Candice Deer-Slayer rolled her eyes and smiled. "No, but it's dangerous out here, yeah?" she said, before she rattled off another two sentences.
Ygritte winced, just barely catching the meaning. Deer-Slayer thought Michael and the others were lying, mayhaps?
With a sigh, Ygritte decided the woman wasn't serious then and there. If she wants to die in kneeler lands, that's her business. "I'll see," she replied, pointing at the woman, "So will you."
Hours later, and Ygritte was growing weary of the reconnaissance.
Two villages found, two weakly mobs of kneelers getting out pitchforks and rusty swords from wars past, two times she had ordered her riders to just go around them. There was no sign at all of Lannisters or Baratheons or any kneelers who knew the right end of a spear from the other.
These Crownlanders are no warriors, Ygritte thought as they left the last one in the dust of a gallop.
Yet the land was so rich, it made her blood boil. Huge herds of pigs roamed the woods, protected by herdsmen who did at least look like they could shoot an arrow. Between the trees, vast fields of corn and wheat grew tall and nearly-hairless cows chewed on hay. Farm houses everywhere too, though they were no more impressive than what you'd find in the True North.
They have so much, yet they do nothing to defend it, her mind whispered, Kneeling has made helpless babes of them. They deserved nothing but had everything.
Ygritte's mood was made worse by Candice Deer-Slayer, who observed each village and made comments she couldn't fully understand.
At the second village, there was a kneeler temple to their seven gods. Ygritte paid it little mind, concentrating on looking around to see if there were more than civilians around. As the people were already gathering to try and fight, Deer-Slayer wanted to go into the sept, a request Ygritte did understand but denied by grabbing the woman's reins. "We're not here to pray, She would have added 'Or to gawk at kneeler gods,' but she didn't know how to say that in English.
"I want to see," Deer-Slayer objected, though there were more words than that, the only one Ygritte caught being 'Duquesne'.
"No, dangerous!" Ygritte shouted at her in English, yanking the reins to force the woman's horse back into the group, "Would make fight. Not enemy."
The Deer-Slayer knew what that meant at least, though her tongue ran over her teeth in anger. Wanting to slap the woman with the flat of a blade, Ygritte resisted and called for the advance again. There was nothing to do if the reason for getting a sword across the face couldn't be explained. Deer-Slayer wouldn't understand why she was getting it.
In a minute, the village and its temple were behind them and out of sight, and the reconnaissance continued.
By midday they had reached the furthest point west the instructions said, and the third village appeared from around yet more woods on a hill. This one was larger and sat in the valley between the wooded hill and another with a small 'holdfast' atop it. There was a stables and another sept below the fortification's hill, for the benefit of its lord no doubt.
Ygritte was not pleased when she saw these villagers were already out of their homes and running about with weapons. "The kneelers warned the next village," she hissed, grabbing for her binoculars case, "And the road goes right through the fuckin' place." There was no easy way around this time.
"Na," Thomer objected, "Look, they're running from others." He pointed off to the south. Sure enough, there was a large group of kneelers at that end of the village. These were armed as kneeler 'men-at-arms', some on horseback.
Ygritte looked around with her binos, tracing the path of retreat from south to north.
"The village is getting raided. The clan is getting everyone up to the big stone house and its wall. The lord's not around, else he'd have rode out already."
"Looks about fifty," Briya declared, "Though it's hard to see with the houses."
"Same as us," Gunvar pointed out, with a pointed look and a smile.
Easy prey. Ygritte licked her lips. "Aye, all strung out through that village, and they don't know we're here. We'll leave the horses behind these woods with ten o' us, and come through it."
She turned her horse to do as she had commanded, and found Candice Deer-Slayer with grey skin and open eyes, staring down at the panic in the village. Don't freeze up now!
Ygritte snapped her fingers and the woman flinched out of her stupor. "Fight," she said, again in English, "You stay with horses."
Candice Deer-Slayer's face drew back in a snarl. "No, I'm coming. I'm going to see this." She added some more English.
That was not the response Ygritte had expected, but there was no time to force anyone to do what they were told. So she bit her tongue and rode back, waving her men and women to follow.
It took a few minutes for the warband to ready themselves for battle. The horses were grouped together with the remaining riders, crossbows cocked and loaded, shields unslung from saddles.
Ygritte moved her sheaf of arrows from her back to her hip, and took her longbow in hand. The weirwood immediately bled red sap over her left hand, seeping between her fingers. Yet her grip felt as sure as ever, a strangeness about the weapon she had plucked from the hands of a shattered White Walker. Fuck, don't think about that.
"Wish Sayer was here," she grunted, remembering the fight that gave her the weapon, "Or better yet, Michael Duquesne."
Gunvar grunted back. "If he was here, there'd be nothin' for us t' do."
"True."
"More like old times now," Briya said, "Not that I was alive for them." None of them had been. The Others had appeared when Briya, Ygritte and Thomer were young. The old ways of raiding ended with their arrival. You couldn't stalk a village any more, else you might get stalked by the Walkers. They had started off taking one or two at a time, to make more wights.
You're south of the Wall now, worry about the Walkers some other time.
Ygritte glanced around, and saw that everyone was ready. Even Deer-Slayer had her shortbow out, one that curved back on itself like the best of them. At least she looks ready.
She cleared her throat and activated her radio, attempting to sound as Canadian as possible. "Foxtrot, this is Weirwood," she said, "Found a warband, about fifty attacking the third village on our list. Might be Lannisters who ran away. Going t' ambush them, take some to answer questions."
Briya looked at her funny, for the way she was speaking. Ygritte threw her as rude a gesture as she could in response, causing the other woman to snort loudly.
The radio crackled in her ear for a moment, before Zheng's voice came through crisp as morning frost. "Understood. Don't get in too deep. Good hunting."
And with that, there was only one thing left to do. "We're goin'," she declared, "Swift now."
Ygritte led the way into the woods and onto the downslope at a steady run, her heart thumping harder for more than just the summer heat and her movement. No man said a word, or barely even grunted. They all knew how to approach a place without drawing attention.
She still remembered the Mountain and his men crashing into the pikes in front of her at the Bloody Ford, and the dwarf Lannister's men sweeping around the sides, killing who they could until the Canadian eruption destroyed those coming to aid them. This should not be as difficult, she told herself. It wasn't sure she believed her own thought.
Soon, they came up to the village and Ygritte called a halt silently with her fist raised over her head. Working with the Canadians for moons now, the whole warband knew what that meant. They spread out and crouched in a line, crossbows up looking for something to shoot.
The village had long houses with tall roofs, sitting on both sides of a road.
In the gaps between, Ygritte could see a few armed men running this way and that. Good, they're all spread out like too little butter on too much blackbread. She pointed Gunvar to the gap nearest on the right, Thomer to the one on the right, and Briya's archers to the roof of the house in between. She swung her arm and hand forward. The warband streamed forwards again.
Ygritte joined Gunvar's group, nocking an arrow as she stood up again. The stout man led the way with shield and sword, through the gap and onto the muddy road ahead, Ygritte right behind him.
They both nearly ran into a hooded man carrying a long war axe. He turned and revealed a half-sunken tanned face, bad teeth and sharp eyes. Before she could shoot, the axe was swiping at Gunvar, and the next moment, it looked like a hundred men more had appeared behind the man, as if from fog.
Gods, there's more of them!
The rest of her warband streamed through the gaps between the long houses, more and more of the enemy turned from the castle or slid out of doorways to join the fight.
Throat tight with the fear and surprise of what she was seeing, Ygritte raised her bow and loosed her first arrow, spearing a man through the chest with it. Deer-Slayer dithered beside her, trying to do the same.
"Shoot, you bitch!" Ygritte shouted at her, sending her second arrow but missing this time, before repeating it in English. At last, the Deer-Slayer managed to raise her bow, her hands shaking the whole time, and loosed her own arrow. It caught a man under the collarbone, sending him spinning to the ground. That finally woke the Canadian civilian up, and she stopped shaking.
We can win this. The street is narrow enough. It was funnelling everyone into the arrows.
Both of them kept shooting at targets that appeared. The fight was turning into a brawl, neither side coming together into their own battle lines, everyone facing their own opponents.
A cry came from behind. Ygritte turned. Thomer's warriors were fighting what seemed like nearly another hundred or so men, just barely holding them off. Where did they come from?!
She loosed some more arrows in that direction. The enemy hesitated, the strength and swiftness of the arrows scaring them, forcing them back into houses and around corners.
She twisted her head this way and that, counting seven of hers dead on the ground. The only one she saw felled was by warhammer, a tall man in a bull's head helm smashing one of Thomer's men across the cheek. A dozen were bleeding from as many places. Their armour had protected them from the worst of it so far, and the archers had forced the raiders to stay too close.
At last, she loosed her last arrow. Fuck. Ygritte knew at once the battle couldn't be won. Without arrows keeping them broken up, the raiders would come together and charge. "Back!" she called, "Back! We're leaving!"
Slinging her bow again, Ygritte reached for the pistol. The time had come to put the fear of the Canadians in these sons of bitches. The black, heavy thing felt like the power of the Gods in her hand, just as it had at the Last Inn. She raised it to shoot, at the biggest and meanest looking target she could spot; the bull-helmed man.
"Winterfell!" cried a young voice behind her.
What?
A searing pain erupted in her side, forcing her to turn. Ygritte found a thin shortsword piercing through her chainmail and carving into her flesh between her hip and ribs. A young boy with a mop of dirty brown hair looked up at her with grey eyes full of hatred, yanking the blade out and making to thrust again.
Fury ran up from her wound and burst from her throat. "FUCK YOU!"
Ygritte didn't know if she said it in English or Common, but it didn't matter. She jumped clear of the second attack and the pistol followed up. She squeezed off three bullets, trying and failing to track the boy as he ducked back into the gap between the houses.
The sound boomed in the close quarters of the village. Her ears rang in complaint, and her side ached. And she had not killed her target. Shit, shit, fuck.
"Everyone to the forest!" Gunvar called, repeating her order. Ygritte backed off, one hand staunching the wound and the other holding the pistol up. The sound and fury of the weapon had scared the raiders, allowing time for her own warband to get away. Not about to let them forget it, she shot down the street both ways, killing several men, before she was the last to bolt through the gap and away to the treeline.
The pain screamed across her skin with every step, but she knew it wasn't over yet. She had no intention of being hunted up the hill before she could reach the horses.
"Form shieldwall!" Ygritte called through her clenched teeth, "Briya, run and get the horses down here!"
With wide eyes, her warband slid to a halt and complied, Candice Deer-Slayer looking drained of blood and grey again as she watched the village behind. Ygritte activated her radio once again. The raiders peeked from now-open windows and around the sides of the houses, but weren't pursuing yet. They'll get nice and cozy, the fuckers.
"Foxtrot, this is Weirwood," she reported, licking her lips as her mouth went dry, "We've been pushed out of the village. There're more than fifty. More like two hundred. Looks like the raiders are going to settle in. If they're not deserters, then I'm a unicorn."
"Copy," replied Zheng at once, "Withdraw at once."
"Like I'd want to be standing 'round," Ygritte breathed in response, unable to say anything else.
Candice Deer-Slayer began unlacing the chainmail to look at the wound. Ygritte didn't have the strength to resist as alcohol was poured on her side, a bandage was put on the bloody mess and wrapped around her. She felt like she was on fire. Am I dying?
Another few minutes and the horses were led at a gallop in behind the shieldwall, and those in the back of it began mounting up. By the time Ygritte got into the saddle of her horse, she was feeling lightheaded.
Just make it back to camp. Back to Michael.
Chapter 67: Arya
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Chapter Text
"Arry the Hero!" the drunken men cried, raising wooden tankards up in salute, cup and ale both stolen from the small tavern they were standing outside, "Gendry the Bull!" It was very dark that night, the clouds came to smother the stars. It made the men look even more sinister, like they were shadow people.
Anger gripping her heart, Arya waved reluctantly to them as she passed, picking up her pace to speed away as quickly as possible. She was at the wrong end of the village after all. Lommy had been drinking with the men, and she had tried to find him.
Calm as still water, she told herself, the voice of Syrio speaking the words, not her own, Quiet as a shadow.
"What's got up your bonnet?" Gendry asked quietly, easily able to keep up with his long legs.
"Shut up!" Arya replied, not in the mood to discuss it. Her cheeks burned with embarrassment at how easily Syrio's lessons abandoned her when it was Gendry annoying her.
"Don't think I will," the tall boy snorted, "You're not my master."
Arya blew out a breath and rounded on him, waiting until two more men passed by to speak. "They're thieves," she said, "And they're calling us heroes."
"Just you," Gendry pointed out, "They're calling me the Bull. But they called me that before."
Arya threw up her arms in frustration. How to explain? "I don't want to be called a hero by thieves," she said, "They're so vile, the whole village is hiding up in that holdfast and still doesn't believe we were just here to stay for the night!"
Gendry shrugged. "And Yoren is up there explaining things to them," he said, "Not that it'll help. They shot at us first, Arry."
Beaten by that truth, Arya winced and paced onwards, unwilling to admit it aloud. It had been a busy day.
The Night's Watch party had marched up to the village that afternoon, just in time for the bells to be rung in alarm and its watchmen to shoot bolts at those marching in front. One man and a horse died at once, barely ten feet from where Arya herself was riding. Even the watchmen seemed surprised at their accuracy.
Without any word from Yoren, the news spread to the rest of the party and they charged into the little village. They didn't catch anyone, despite chasing the watchmen right up to the gates of the holdfast. The fight still in them, they decided to wreck and loot some houses. Yoren went forward to try and talk the men away, telling the younger group to stay.
Despite herself, Arya had been doing what she was told when she saw the other group of warriors come through the forest. She warned everyone at her end of the village just in time; the first thing they called her a hero for. The attackers burst into the middle of town and killed many before the men still nearby her ran to join the fight.
Gendry had put on his bull helm, told her to stay and ran to join in with his hammer.
She hadn't obeyed that time. It wasn't fair that he could fight and she couldn't.
Like a cat, she slid around the side of the houses, Needle in her hand. Almost without thinking about it, she found herself in the alley behind the middle of the fighting. In front of her down an alley, a woman with red hair and blue eyes like her mother's, shooting a bow as her hand bled like someone had cut the fingers off.
Arya remembered her insides turning even as she crept closer, her heart beating so loudly it was the only thing she could hear. The woman was dressed strangely, her trousers and helm greener than Lommy's arms, her boots and chainmail both black. By the time the distance was close enough to strike, Arya didn't know if she wanted to.
The woman slung her bow and pulled a black, boxy thing from a pouch strapped to her leg. She pulled a part of it back, as if loading a crossbow, her eyes looking towards the fighting southwards.
Arya had followed the gaze, seeing Gendry swinging his hammer at another man's shield. She stopped breathing as the woman aimed the strange weapon directly at him, taking a moment to adjust her aim.
"Winterfell!" the warcry burst out of her before she knew it, and her legs sprang her forwards. The red-haired woman flinched slightly, her eyes and body shifting.
Arya stuck her with the pointy end of Needle, but she had moved enough that the blow aimed at the middle of her back had hit her side instead. She pulled the blade out and went to stick it in again. She hesitated. Another woman with very dark skin spotted her, mouth agape but bringing her bow around.
The red-haired one snarled something in a foreign language, and the black weapon came around.
Feeling death approaching like it was a spider on her skin, Arya ducked and ran back into the alley, bouncing away. The three roars of the weapon deafened her. The bolts the thing shot bounced off the walls and ground around her. You can't hit a bounding wolf so easily! Her mind was insistent on that in her triumph. Even if for an hour the only thing she could hear in her left ear was a squealing sound.
The entire party of men had seen what had happened. It didn't help that it seemed like the red-haired woman was in charge too, as the attackers ran away the next minute at the order of their wounded leader. When Arya slipped back to where her donkey was tied up with the wagons, she found the recruits smiling at her and raising their weapons in salute.
Arry the Hero warned of the attack, they said, and poked the bitch good.
"If only they knew you were a girl," Gendry sighed loudly, "Then they'd only bugger you senseless, instead of hailing you."
Arya panicked. "I'm not a girl!" she complained.
"Yes you are," Gendry insisted, "Why else would you go off on your own to piss? Takes you a while to do it too, with so many of us about. Bet you were holding it in for half the day, the breaks were too short on the march."
She bristled, fists clenched. He was right, of course. "Shut up!"
"There you go again," he sighed, "But worry not. I'll not tell the lads about this. Hero or not. As I said, they'd be cruel as can be. I'll not help them do that."
Arya wondered why. It was hard to believe he was just a good boy, near a man in truth. Very few of the recruits seemed good. Not even the other boys.
He kept his word too as they arrived at the sept by the stables, at the start of the trail up to the holdfast.
The little castle was lit up with torches, those inside not taking the chance that the recruits might attack in the night. They're too busy getting drunk, Arya wanted to tell the defenders, Get some sleep, it'll be tomorrow if they try.
The sept was wooden, seven-sided of course and quite tall for a village sept she thought. It was the only building Yoren said the men were allowed to sleep in except the stables. Most had ignored him about it, it wasn't big enough for all of them anyway and the stables were full of horses and donkeys.
Arya and Gendry went straight inside the open doors, hit by the smell of cooking food and sweat from the men.
Yoren's faction were laying on the ground on their blankets, sharpening their weapons or getting ready to eat from the large cookpots over the fires set in the middle pit more usually reserved for burning incense. Hot Pie was helping the cooking, stirring hard. There were maybe eighty between those in the sept and those guarding outside.
The New Gods watched over all of it from their corners, painted wooden statues peering down with colourful eyes.
Arya felt itchy inside the place, almost wishing a weirwood would tear up from the floor and cover the statues with its red leaves. This sept wasn't like the small one at Winterfell, where sometimes she had to listen to boring lectures. It felt more like the New Gods were actually there. And they don't want us to be in their house.
Yoren wasn't far from the door, eating a travel biscuit and looking over a book. He gestured for them to come over. "Find the green-armed boy?"
Both Gendry and Arya shook their heads. Yoren ran his hand through his hair and closed the book. "Two hundred and forty two of us," he said, "Lost more 'an fifty of us in the attack before Arry here got their leader. Could be dead."
"Lommy was definitely alive after," Gendry said.
"He's still alive now," Arya said, rolling her eyes, "They're just celebrating him for throwing things from the roof and he was stupid enough to agree."
Yoren glanced around. "I'm more worried about what happens tomorrow," he said, "Doesn't look I'm going to be able to hold everyone together. They've won a victory now, some will think they don't need safety in numbers any more. One of the men out there is already talking to them of leaving."
"Won't they be killed by the northerners?" Gendry asked, "Bunch o' men wandering about, no Night's Watch man to vouch for them? If I were a Stark man, I'd not like the look of them."
Arya pursed her lips in thought. Gendry would make a good Stark man. The forge at Winterfell could use a good apprentice.
"Man doing it says he was a rich merchant," Yoren shrugged, "He's fat enough to be, at least. Must've angered Lord Slynt in some way, got bundled off."
Arya narrowed her eyes. Is he talking about the bald man who was talking to the prisoner in the cart? "Is he the one with the woman?"
Yoren nodded. "Aye, his woman followed him out," he said, "Vicious thing, that. One of the men tried his luck, she cut him down his face. Deserved it and all the others saw that."
"But you don't take women in the Watch," Gendry objected, unable to stop himself glancing at Arya. She nearly hit him for showing that he knew her secret.
"We don't, but she wouldn't be the first wife who followed her man to the Wall," Yoren shrugged, "They go to Mole's Town or the villages near Eastwatch and the Shadow Tower, pretend to be whores. Some end up not pretending. Doesn't end well for them, usually. Anyway, he wasn't one that volunteered, Lord Slynt sent him so he's not had a trial. Can't force him to do what I want."
"So you'll just let them go?" Arya asked, "Lommy too?" She wasn't sure if she liked or misliked that idea. Her father always said you couldn't rely on unwilling men, but having fewer around seemed more dangerous.
Yoren opened his mouth to reply, but a loud hoot sounded in the sept and he shut it again.
A breath later and a large white owl swooped in through the doors, carrying something like a large scroll in its claws. It released the thing, and two dozen pieces of paper flew around the room, falling around the place. One flipped and slid through the air in front of Arya's face, and she snatched it up, just rising again in time to see the owl swoop out of the door again.
The paper was the thinnest and smoothest Arya had ever seen, flexible and light. On it, ink seemed to be etched in words that looked more like they had been written, but there was no way anyone could've written on this paper with a quill. It was topped by a stamp of a weirwood leaf, in blood red ink.
"To all men inside this village," Arya read aloud, "By command of the Canadian Army, you are hereby ordered to surrender on contact with our soldiers. Leave the buildings, put your weapons on the ground, kneel and put your hands on your head."
"Do this or we shall attack," Yoren growled out, interrupting her as he continued reading from another one, "All those who are armed when we enter the village shall be deemed a threat and shot."
Gendry blinked, and grabbed the paper from Arya's hand. A corner tore off it, remaining in her grasp. "Look," he said, turning it around.
There were two sets of drawings on the back, a thick line separating them.
One showed a man kneeling with his hands on his head, with an arrow pointing to the same man standing again with a smiling face, his hands holding bread and a cup.
The other was a man dressed for battle and holding a sword, raising it to strike. This time the arrow pointed to him dead with lots of holes in him, the blood red ink was used there to show the life flowing out of him.
"We're going to be attacked?" Arya asked, "By the Canadians?"
"Only if we don't yield," Gendry said, holding up the paper, "If I'm seeing this thing right?"
Arya frowned. Another fight so soon seemed like a bad idea. Most of the men were already drunk or asleep.
The brother of the Night's Watch half-slapped himself on the face. "Wildlings," Yoren groaned, "That's who attacked us today. The wildlings sworn to the Canadians. Gods, why didn't I see it before. Some of 'em even had fur cloaks."
Gendry's face paled. "So it is them," he said, "The ones that used magic to kill the Lannister host and sent Lord Lannister running back to King's Landing?"
"Aye, and breached the Wall, or so the Lord-Commander says."
Arya cocked her head, considering that idea. "But they don't look like wildlings," she thought aloud, "I mean, in the stories they don't have steel."
"They got it from Castle Black," Yoren growled, standing up, "And the dead Lannisters too."
Arya realised he was right, and her heart nearly lurched out of her throat. Castle Black? Is Jon dead? Did the Canadians kill him and Ghost, and give his castle-forged steel to some wildling? Her eyes almost flooded with sadness, and she bit down hard to stop it. Jon couldn't be dead. Robb would never have made peace with people who killed his brother, and that was what people said had happened.
Gendry looked at her with a pity that made her hate herself for showing fear, especially as he didn't know why she felt like that. "So what do we do?" he asked, "Yield or fight?"
Yoren spat, rejecting both ideas. Arya's lips curled back in disgust at the spittle on the ground near her feet. What goes on in men that they can produce that? "Run," he said, "The Canadians can't kill or capture us if we're not here. It's dark now, so we've got until sunrise. We head west, well out of their way. King's Landing is what they want, not some men on the road."
He raised his voice so all in the sept could hear him, "We're leaving!" he boomed. The men asleep jolted awake, those eating looked up from their bowls. Arya's stomach complained loudly. She hadn't eaten yet.
Yoren seemed to notice and handed her a travel biscuit, before he repeated himself. The men weren't getting the picture. Arya devoured it as he got them moving.
"We're leaving as soon as we can! Get your things, prepare torches, saddle the horses if you have one," he said, taking the paper out of Gendry's hand now, "We'll not be staying to see what this means. Anyone who's too slow gets left behind!"
That began a scramble among the men as they hurried to gather their possessions or finish their food. Arya looked on with amusement as men were bumping into each other, until Yoren pulled her outside. Gendry followed without being asked to, which earned him a scowl.
"You go get her donkey ready," Yoren commanded, "Run along now."
Gendry's mouth moved, like he might say no, but he turned and walked off towards the stables. Yoren watched him leave, waiting until he was further away than someone could hear.
"You're going to stick near me until we're well clear of this place," he warned, "D'you hear me?"
Arya crossed her arms. "Why?"
"Because I don't want you out of my sight," he replied, "I'm not handing you over to the men who killed so many of my brothers."
Despite her fears for Jon, Arya had to admit that was strange. "But they're allied to my brother, are they not?"
Yoren shook his head. "The wildlings probably don't know who you are," he said, "And what they'd do to a young girl? You don't want to know."
Arya could imagine what that might mean, but it was still confusing. "But they have women warriors," she objected, "Why'd they want to do anything to me?"
"You do not want to know!" Yoren stated word-by-word, "Even if they knew who you were and left you alone, they'd use you as a hostage against your brother! Now, you'll come with me to warn the rest. They probably won't listen, but they deserve to know what's coming."
The men were no longer joyous when Arya made it down to the other end of the village again.
They had tied the bodies of the dead wildlings to the peaks of the roofs, and to each wooden pillar of the tavern. Some of the dead had been stripped, some had parts hacked off. Heads were usually missing and were decorating the tops of spears more often than remaining on the bodies they came from.
As she followed Yoren, Arya saw that some of the men had taken to hiding in the houses, peeking out from behind shutters to watch. Most had gathered with their weapons around the tavern, almost as many as had been in the sept. The torches they were holding cast long shadows, which looked like they were made from broken up chairs and tables.
The smell of dead men already choked the air. Arya gagged as she got closer to the mob, her eyes tearing up. Why would they do this to you? she asked silently as she met the bulging eyes of one corpse that hadn't been decapitated, propped up on the roof.
There was shouts to the crowd, someone making some kind of speech. Wiping her eyes clear of tears, she looked up and saw it was one of the three that had talked to the red-and-white haired man in the cage, one of the three she had been warned against getting the attention of.
The thin man looked half a corpse himself in the dim firelight, standing atop a barrel. The fat bald man and the ordinary-looking woman were nowhere to be seen. Arya listened to him more closely, wondering what he'd be speaking to the mob about.
"We'll not be talked to like servants!" he shouted, holding another one of the pieces of paper with the Canadian warning on it up in a clenched fist, "We are guilty of nothing! We were sent to die by the Lord Hand like we were shit on his boot to be scraped!"
His accent was strange and nasally, but that did not seem to matter. He continued speaking like this, and each sentence was met with the cry of 'AYE!' from the men surrounding.
They mean to fight?
Yoren cursed under his breath again and again as he paced more quickly forwards, forcing Arya to half-run to keep up. He rounded the mob until he was almost out of the village, as the tavern was the last building in the row, and came up on the thin man.
Arya stopped following as Yoren drew his blade, sensing the mob's presence more keenly now that steel had been bared. The brother of the Night's Watch had no fear. He ran to the barrel and hit the thin man on the shin hard with the flat of the blade. The target ducked with pain, reaching for his leg. Yoren took the opportunity and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, throwing him to the ground and planting a boot on his back.
The mob recoiled in surprise, which poured more light on what was going on as bodies got out of the way of the torches.
"Listen here!" Yoren shouted, pointing his sword at them, "The same men that defeated the Lannisters are coming here at dawn. Any man who wants to live and wants to be free can gather his things and comes with me! Now!"
Arya held her hands over her ears as the mob poured abuse back in reply, denying the Canadians were real or denying they were so close. She wanted to flee, their anger like standing too close to a fire, but her fear for Yoren overcame the urge. He was far closer, in more danger, and if he died, she thought she'd be stuck wandering the countryside forever.
Needle practically jumped into her hand, sending a ripple of laughter through the crowd. "Arry the Hero!" they shouted.
Arya knew there would be a fight now. She sucked in air, remembering her dancing master's lessons, removing any shade of anger or fear from her face. Strangely, it seemed to work. The laughter died down. The shouting did too.
Every man was completely still, until Yoren stepped off the thin man, strode over and grabbed her, pulling them both back towards the crowd rearwards. She struggled, not sure why he'd do such a thing, until he stopped in among the men and she saw them.
The clouds above had cleared and moonlight fell on nine dark figures about a hundred feet away. They were stepping out of the forest in a broad line across the road into the village before most of them took a knee. They carried strange black clubs like they knew how to use them, thin with lots of parts sticking out of them.
But the reason the mob had gone quiet at the sight of them was that their eyes stuck out like insects. The two in the middle of the line had two eyes each that did so, though one was tall and the other about the normal height of a man. The others had just one insect eye-stalk each, with an ordinary man's eye on one side or the other. There seemed to be a glow around the base of the eye-stalks that was unnatural, lighting up their cheeks slightly.
Yet they still wore armour and helms, carrying things on straps around their bodies, like they were men at arms from anywhere else.
Every hair on Arya stood on end at once, her grip on Needle weakening. What monsters are these creatures?! Even Old Nan's stories had not warned of such things.
"In the name of the Canadian Army!" shouted the one in the centre, his accent almost perfectly Riverlander, "Drop your weapons, kneel and put your hands on your heads!"
The thin man stepped forward ahead of the mob a few paces, and pointed his finger at them. "Who're you to tell us what to do?!"
The mob cried their agreement, shouting about fucking foreigners and wildlings.
The head of the insect-eyes leader shifted ever so slightly towards the thin man, before looking at the buildings around. At the bodies hanging from them.
They see what has been done. Arya side-stepped away, Yoren doing the same.
"I'm the fuckin' boogeyman," the tall insect-man stated with no humour, "You were warned. Last chance. Get on your knees and put your hands on your heads."
The demand seemed to snap everyone out of their fear. Arya realised who the newcomers were now. These were no strange creatures, they were definitely just men. The more she looked at them, the more it looked like the insect eyes were actually something the Canadians were wearing.
"You're outnumbered ten to one," the thin man said, arms held out to both sides, "You get on your fucking knees!" He shouted to the men to fight, raising his fist.
The mob regained its courage fully now, shouting and roaring, spearmen pulling the cut heads off the top of their weapons and those with crossbows loading bolts.
Ordinary men should have been intimidated. Instead, the Canadians raised their clubs as if they were crossbows of their own and took aim. Arya realised then. These are more weapons like the red-haired wildling had. She backed away from the mob still further, her ear aching from the memory of being on the wrong side of such a thing.
Yoren groaned, realising it too and grabbed her again, taking her along the side of the tavern. Arya watched the Canadians all the while, the second of them in the middle watching her. He said something to the leader, and both glanced at her briefly. Do they know who I am?
As soon as they were out of sight, Arya rebelled. I need to see this! She released herself from Yoren's grip and looked around the corner. The thin man was right. It was ten to one. Yoren growled something and looked too, sheathing his sword and leaning over her to do it. Just in time.
The mob charged with a mighty but wordless war cry, crossbows twanging their bolts towards the foe aimlessly. In response, the 'clubs' of the Canadians erupted with loud bangs and bright flashes, sending bright lights whipping through the air and into the bodies of the running recruits.
The moonlight let Arya see all; the Canadians on the edges of their line pouring a stream of the magic bolts out continuously while the others picked their shots more carefully. They went through both sides of the targets, spinning off on the way out.
Acrid smells mixed with that of blood and rot in the still night air, forcing Arya to stop breathing through her nose again, though the taste on her tongue was almost as bad.
In less than a minute, the mob was only a third of the size it had been when it had started to charge, and it was running the other way again, back into the village.
The sound of more of the sorcerous weapons echoed from that direction.
"Shit," Yoren ground out, waving her to follow, "Come this way!" He ran as quickly as he could along the outside of the village houses, back towards the sept and stables. Arya followed, glancing through the alleys as they passed them.
She saw men being shot by more Canadians that were emerging from the other side of the village. Others did what they had been told; kneeling and putting their hands on their heads, finding their arms tied together behind their backs by still more foreign soldiers. More lucky ones were running away, somehow not being shot in the back despite being in the open street. Between these glimpses, the sound of the weapons thumped and boomed, as if the sky was a ceiling, reflecting the sound.
Arya's breathing was hard and ragged by the time they reached the back of the stables, her senses dulled. There was only so much she could be afraid. All she knew was she had to get out.
She and Yoren found the boys had taken the donkeys and horses out the back of the stables, beside where the cage wagon was sitting. Yoren's men were using the building as a sort of small castle, the heavy doors and walls giving some protection from what was being shot at them.
At the other end of the square, the flash-booms of the Canadian weapons sent the flying bolts of light out, splintering wood. Large boxy shapes the size of huts were moving in the dark beyond.
Arya tore her gaze away from it all, looking for her donkey.
Yoren quickly went to Gendry and the boys. "You get out of here," he said, pointing off into the woods, "West is that way. Stay in the trees in the day and as much as possible. Ride hard for three or four days, then turn north for a week. After that, get to Riverrun, the locals will know the way once you're in the Riverlands. You're in charge, blacksmith."
Gendry blinked, but gave a sharp nod. Satisified, Yoren turned to Arya. "I'll follow as soon as I can pull the men out of this fight," he said, "You go now!"
Arya felt a relief unlike anything she had ever felt before, control of her mind returning to her. "I will," she answered.
Yoren nodded, stepped into the stables and began shouting at his men, his voice muffled as the door closed hard.
"Get on your donkey Arry!" complained Hot Pie, flustered and stained with blood.
Arya ran to do what he said, but noticed one of them was missing. "Where's Lommy?"
"Not here," Gendry replied sternly, "Hurry up."
Arya scowled at him, and took a look around for the green-armed boy. If there was trouble, she felt he definitely would have come back to the stables.
A splintering, smashing sound sent her diving to the ground. Heavier Canadian bolts came bursting through the wooden walls above her head, stitching the stable from one end to the other.
The last bolts went through the cage wagon, sparking off some of the metal as they passed. Those inside started scrambling against the strong metal bars, trying to escape.
The evil-speaking man named Rorge was shot in the back and slumped to the floor. The one called Biter caught his death on his face, shattering his jaw and snapping his neck with a terrific crack.
Sharpened teeth flung from the destroyed mouth spun through the dark, landing beside Arya's hands. She scrabbled away on all fours like they were bugs trying to bite her, afraid the bolts would come again. Her mind focused and her fears turned towards the boys or the donkeys being hit.
Arya looked up and saw they weren't, finally regaining the courage to stand again. Gendry was shouting at her to come at once, the others already nudging their animals away as the other horses began scattering.
"Good boy!" called the handsome man in the cage, tearing down his hood to reveal his red and white hair, "Brave boy! Come! Help!"
Arya looked over at the only remaining living person in the wagon. Her legs urged her to run to Gendry and her donkey. But the thought of leaving the man in the cage for the Canadians seemed too wrong. She rushed over, expecting to be hit by some magic bolt at any moment.
"This man is Jaqen H'ghar," he said, "A man will help you escape if you let him out. You must hurry!" He raised his chains, kicking the lock holding them towards her.
The sound of the Canadian weapons grew closer, and every part of Arya itched to run. But how could they escape? The Canadians weren't supposed to be able to reach the village before dawn. They moved too fast.
Arya answered the man by grabbing the lock and pulling at it. A Canadian bolt had damaged its front, but it held firm.
"What are you doing!" Gendry asked, riding up on his donkey with Arya's own beside, the reins straining.
"Break this lock with your hammer!" Arya demanded.
"What?!" Gendry retorted, glancing at 'Jaqen H'ghar' nervously, "He's dangerous, Arry!"
He was probably right, but Arya remembered how the mob was shot down, how the Canadians saw the bodies hanging from the buildings. No one was safe, and the man in the cage wasn't responsible for that. "We can't leave him to die!" Arya said, "The Canadians are killing or taking everyone! He'll help us get away."
Gendry bared his teeth, looking about. There were more shouts in the distance, telling all by the cage wagon there was no time to hesitate. He quickly dismounted and handed her the reins of both mounts.
"You better not do anything I don't like," the boy warned the man, "Or you'll get this to your head, fast." He pulled up his hammer.
"A man believes he would," the handsome said with amusement.
Gendry brought the hammer down hard on the lock, which shattered into pieces. Jaqen H'ghar pulled it apart and slipped out of his chains. "Wise boy," he said, "Get on your donkeys and follow me." The man moved more like a cat than even Syrio as he slid off the wagon's bed, and bolted for the forest.
"Canadian Army!" came a shout from inside the stables, "Drop your weapons!" A ruckus of scuffing boots and more booms from the Canadian bolts rang out.
Almost jumping out of her skin, Arya instead jumped practically all the way into her donkey's saddle. She and Gendry quickly followed Jaqen H'ghar into the black of the forest at night as the moon disappeared behind the clouds once more.
Chapter 68: Sept-in-the-Woods
Notes:
Thanks to everyone who voted for this story in the Reddit awards season on AsoiafFanfiction and TheCitadel.
Canucks came joint 1st in the OC Centric in 2024 (NOT SI's) category in the Citadel's 2024 awards, and 4th in the AsoiafFanfiction Award for the category of Best Ongoing Fic (far more stiff competition to be honest).
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The skinny septon shook Michael's hand so hard that the force rolled up his arm and hurt his shoulder, the man saying his thanks the whole time as tears streamed down his face. The priest was tall and lanky, grey creeping at his hair next to crows' feet. Behind, half a village's worth of people was nodding and adding their own thank yous to the mix. O'Neill and Sayer were taking their thank-yous in turn, reassuring them as best they could.
"We all thought we were doomed…" the priest wept, "They came out of the south, we were expecting the northmen to come, not rogues from the south… Our lord is fled to King's Landing… Then your owl came with your message asking if we needed help, our prayers answered…"
Wanting to untangle himself from the man, Michael put his free hand on the septon's shoulder, gently peeling him away. "Well, you're safe now," he said. Until the Starks and Tullys do come. There was still an open question of how the riverlords in particular would control their men, given how badly their own people had been treated. Michael was not looking forward to finding out.
"I only pray the northmen are as gracious as you," the septon nodded, finally releasing the hand from the grasp of both of his, "Their Old Gods can be cruel, as we learned in the last war." Not an idiot then.
Michael glanced to his right, meeting O'Neill's eyes. The warrant officer tilted his head slightly, indicating the time had come. That forced a sigh, before he turned back to the septon. "If you want to repay me, I do have a favour to ask."
"Anything," the septon smiled. Another Mexican wave of nods rippled through the little crowd.
Michael smiled, unable to stop himself. These were just ordinary people, genuinely grateful. Good for them, good for me. "Could you write down the events of the last day as best as you understand them?" he asked, "My Queen demands reports of all battles from her officers. Your account would be invaluable."
The septon froze, as if unsure why anyone would want such a thing, before he blinked and smiled himself. "Certainly," he said, "I'll do it as soon as the dead are seen to."
His enthusiasm was good, but Michael saw that it also might lead to problems. "Write exactly what happened, and then if you want to, express any gratitude you may have towards her Majesty," he said, "Accuracy is the most important things in these reports. If I did anything that displeases you, please include that too."
Michael was not a man to make the same mistake twice. Just as with the seizure of Castle Black and the battle at the Ruby Ford, his report on the battle at Sept-in-the-Woods was going to be impeccable, complete with witness statements, camera footage of the charge of the raiders against O'Neill and Sayer, and an accounting of both POWs and the dead with their weapons.
The septon drew back, offended. "M'lord, I could not conceive of anything that you have done that could possibly offend," he said.
"Wait until we're finished," O'Neill said flatly, "At the moment we're documenting all those who've been killed for the report. When that's done, we'll want all the dead burned. As I understand it, that's against your usual practices for the dead?"
The septon did his deer-in-the-headlights act again. "It is not unheard of where there are many who have passed," he said after half a minute, "May I ask why you insist on such a thing?"
Michael's smile died. The truth, let's see if he accepts it. "Beyond the Wall, the dead are rising to kill the living," he said, "It is no rumour. I have seen it with my own eyes, and so has O'Neill. That's why we're down here. To stop you Westerosi from killing each other for long enough to stop the dead."
The septon goggled and blanched, the villagers behind whispering to each other behind their hands. Yeah, they don't believe me.
"'Twould be poor manners for me to call you a liar, m'lord," the septon allowed, villagers quietening at his words, "In honour of your intervening on our behalf, the gods would allow your request."
Like they could stop me, even the evil gods fall to big enough bullets.
Michael ignored the presumption and pat the man on the shoulder again. "Thank you," he said, "The prisoners will prepare the pyre under guard before we leave, and you can lead the funerary rites. In the mean time, put your people back in the castle. More of my soldiers are coming, in the same machines we have here. I'd rather not see one of your people run over because they're not familiar how to act around them."
That got the villagers moving quickly back up their hill. The arrival at dawn of the four crawlers and three recon buggies had concerned every one of them in the castle deeply. Michael had to wake the skinchanger again to send the exact owl that had been used the night before, to reassure the septon and his flock.
"Friendly lot," O'Neill sniffed.
"Because their lord isn't here," Sayer complained, "I doubt they'd be cheering if he was. Or if it was Robb Stark or Edmure Tully riding to the rescue." A lot of the castellans of the places that had already surrendered were very salty about the disarmament terms demanded of them.
If it was the riverlords, the village would probably be ravaged and burned on general principle. "It doesn't matter," Michael said, "The reason their lord left is because we're taking three castles a day. So it's our responsibility to defend people on our way, if it's within our capability."
The Warrant Officer made a non-committal noise, looking back at the troops. The enemy KIA had been arranged in rows with their weapons in front of the sept, the allied KIA on stretchers with their body parts matched as best as possible. The prisoners were being kept in the stable stalls under guard, sitting down with hands still zip-tied behind their backs.
"The locals should be grateful it is within our capability," O'Neill noted, "The mapmakers fucked the dog on the distance between Harrenhal and here courtesy of them disagreeing where the Crownlands begin. Everyone is lucky that this little diversion appears to be a shortcut to the capital. I again voice my concern for our fuel supplies, sir."
"I again note your concern," Michael smirked back, "We'll be back to the MSR again by sunset." As if we'll see sunset exactly. He looked up at the overcast sky, on the coldest day yet since they had marched south of the Neck. Not that it was actually cold, just not sweltering.
O'Neill let out a silent laugh, his doubts expressed. "Orders until then?"
"Gather the NCOs here," Michael decided, "The weapons detachment and the MPs will be bringing the civilians here while Marcach moves south on the King's Road. I want military business concluded before they get here. Sayer, you go tell Zheng she's exempt, she's only just started talking to the prisoners. That kid who shouted Winterfell is a person of interest."
The Warrant Officer gave a nod, and stepped away to issue orders over the comms. Sayer saluted and ran off to the stables. Michael waited, wondering if he should radio Portelance and Melnyk to ask about Ygritte. He felt an itch to call in about how she was doing every hour or so, but had resisted so far.
Not subtle, he thought to himself, Can't do it over the comms. The need to keep the Situation as quiet as possible was pretty high. His soldiers were aware of the relationship, but given the rules on fraternisation were strict on them at the moment, it wasn't a good idea to rub their noses in it.
His sergeants arrived in a few minutes, O'Neill leading them. They were all tired smiles and bleary eyes; it had been a total victory against an enemy that deserved to lose, but they all really needed some sleep. Me too, Michael thought as the sight of them made him yawn.
Of all of them, Cue Ball was most pleased with himself. "Captain," the man said, tipping his helmet while it was still on his head, "We are absolutely untouchable."
Michael's brow raised. There had been a few hairy moments that he had seen during the combat, mostly because of the close quarters nature of the fight. Though for once, he hadn't fired a single shot himself, despite a searing anger after seeing what had been done to Ygritte. Presumably the sergeant was referring to the fact there had been no casualties.
"Speak for yourself, Sergeant," O'Neill growled, "I caught a fuckin' crossbow bolt on my front plate. Could've easily went into my neck or face."
"And you'd have been far prettier for it," Schafer joked back, before quickly adding, "If I may say so, Warrant." O'Neill gave him a wan stare for his trouble, which the irrepressible Schafer took in good spirits.
"I'll say nothing of the bawbag who thought my head looked like a good place for his axe!" MacDonald added, Glasgow accent turned up to nine in exasperation, "Except he'd never saw a shotgun before in his life and never will again."
A guffaw from the others sounded into the morning. Whatever you could say about MacDonald's unvoiced opinions on matters of command, his capability in a close fight was second to none. Even O'Neill wasn't so quick on the draw, though the Warrant Officer and some others could outshoot him at a distance.
Michael was just glad it was people he had worked with before that had been sent to him, and not complete strangers. "Untouchable or not, it was necessary work," he said, "And we'll do the same to any bunch of idiots who think attacking a village is a recreational activity."
That got the sergeants nodding like the villagers had been. "Here here," growled Nowak. O'Neill looked more sceptical, probably because of the fuel issue.
"Let's get the next duties out of the way," Michael continued, "So we can keep moving towards our original goal. Nowak, your report on the enemy combatants."
The pig-faced sergeant grinned, his square teeth like headstones.
"Bacon is pleased to report one hundred and twenty seven enemy combatants killed in action," Nowak said, "Every single one of them a shady-looking son of a bitch with all sorts of interesting things on them. Lots of them have scars on their faces and hands, like they've had daggers used on them. We even found two dead in a cage wagon behind the stables, they caught fifty-cal through the wall. They were shackled to the floor. One of them had his teeth filed down to points, and the other had his nose chopped off."
Michael rolled his eyes. Nowak's embrace of his nickname went too far sometimes, but he was observant, which is why he had been assigned to do the due diligence on the enemy.
"Interesting things like what?" O'Neill asked.
"Lockpicks," Nowak replied, "Small daggers and hammers. Cheese-cutting wire. Jewellery that most certainly wasn't theirs hidden in pouches in their pants. Gold coins fell out of one guy's belt and he doesn't look the sort to be a merchant. I think we caught ourselves a bona fide organised criminal group. The guys in the cage were probably in on it too, until they pissed someone off."
Some good news, Michael thought, A group that looks like shit to anyone looking to paint them as victims. Though it's strange a gang would have a cage wagon to begin with… "How many wounded? Fled?"
Nowak's nose twitched. "I'd have to wait to see what Zheng comes up with to know how many fled," he said, "But we have treated a dozen wounded combatants. Worst is a kid, must've walked into a machine gun at some point. Took a seven-six-two to the calf."
The whole group sucked in air like they had just been about to suffocate.
Not so good news. "Yikes," Schafer winced.
Nowak held up both his hands. "It's okay, he's stabilised. It was a clean through and through, no arterial or bone damage. Dentist should be able to patch up him and stop any germs. Probably would've been lethal if we weren't around. Weird thing is, the kid's arms are green to the elbow and I can't figure out why."
The Warrant Officer flinched at the words 'green to the elbow'. "I'll put Sayer on asking that," O'Neill said, "Don't want some weird disease creeping up on us."
"Wasn't about to touch the arms anyway," Nowak grunted.
The idea they had shot a kid was bad enough, but at least there'd be no child on the pyre. He had enough reputation problems without that added to his record, even if it wasn't his fault and every NCO would back him on it. "MacDonald, the POWs?"
"Forty two," the Moustache replied, "Including the wounded. We took most in the stables and the church. Others in the streets just ran and got away into the forest. Didn't shoot runners even if they were armed, as ordered. From what I saw of the ransacked houses sir, that might've been a mistake."
Now he wants freer rules of engagement, Michael said to himself with bemusement. "Village priest estimated two hundred. One hundred and twenty seven plus forty two covers the bulk of that number, plus the survivors will be scattered. They'll cause trouble, but villages on alert because of the northerners should be able to handle them. We have bigger fish to fry."
"Or to be more accurate," O'Neill added, "The Lion of Lannister who's in charge needs another lesson, because apparently he didn't get the picture when we blew him the fuck up and shot him."
"Sir," MacDonald stated, disagreeing but not making an issue of it.
"What will we do with the prisoners, sir?" Nowak asked, "We don't have a lot of room in the vehicles."
Michael spotted Zheng and Sayer marching over from the stables now, the Private pushing a prisoner along between them. The man had a coarse, weathered face behind a black beard and black eyebrows, his hair a mop in the same colour. The man's dark clothes and cloak were covered in mud-dust from the ground, though there also appeared to be horse shit dried on his knees.
What is this? "Same thing we did before you got here, the Afghan solution," Michael answered Nowak, "Hand them over to local authorities for trial. Unless Zheng has something to say about it?" He stuck his chin out at the approaching sergeant and the duo following. The others turned and looked on.
"Hey Zheng," Schafer said as she got closer, "Didn't know this guy was your type?"
His fellow sergeant smiled sweetly and stuck her middle fingers up in the air, to general amusement.
"Captain Duquesne," Zheng said when she was done, "This one's Yoren, a brother of the Night's Watch." Sayer shoved the prisoner forward, who came to a sliding halt in front of the confused sergeants, his beady eyes searching their faces. She had spoken in Common Westerosi. "Yoren, meet Captain Duquesne," she continued, "The one the Free Folk call the Wallbreaker."
'Yoren' glanced around, as if looking to see who she was talking about. Michael stepped in front of his sergeants and met his prisoner's gaze. The man's clothes were in fact all black or dark grey under the dirt and grime, just like every other man of the Night's Watch he had ever met. His shoulders didn't sit at the same height.
The Crow turned his head and spat a globule to the floor.
"Fucking charmer," O'Neill said in English to the others, before repeating the introduction Zheng had given for their benefit. Understanding bloomed on their faces, though they were still quiet. The man just listened, eyes searching as he listened to the words he couldn't understand.
"Now now Yoren," Zheng said, "We were having such a nice chat before." She was all menace, her default mood when dealing with kneelers in particular.
The man kept quiet. He picked a place in the sky to stare at, and ignored them.
Another uncooperative Crow. Michael scratched his chin with annoyance. "What did you ask him and what did he say?" he asked the interrogator.
"He's a recruiter," Zheng replied to the group, in English this time, "He goes around collecting willing men and asking lords to empty their prisons for the Watch. Apparently Lord Lannister rounded up all the thieves in the capital and dumped them out with Yoren here."
She pulled out a large leatherbound ledger and held it up. Michael took it from her, and opened it to the last page entry. It was line after line of entries on rough paper. It hurt his head to read them a little, but the magic did its work and he understood they were records of every recruit the man had ever picked up. Complete with their crimes, if they were not willing recruits. Jackpot.
"Siege preparations," MacDonald announced at once. Michael and the others turned to him. The outburst was unusual for him. "Sieges are shite and you don't want tadges goin' round, stealing everyone's bread."
It made sense, and it wouldn't have occurred to Michael… but it was still strange that MacDonald had come to that conclusion so quickly. Suppose he's from somewhere with medieval castles. But isn't O'Neill too?
"This Lord Lannister expects to fight then," Nowak grumbled, "Arrogant shit. We'd roll over him, walls or no walls."
Zheng looked at him like he was stupid. "Probably not us he's worried about. There's two or three other kings now who want his head even if we agree to leave him alone. You saw the fucking direwolf, yeah? Might be afraid of getting his balls chomped off by that."
Nowak conceded the point with no grace at all, grumbling to himself.
"That's enough," Michael said, losing patience. The sergeants straightened up at once, to his surprise. Wonder if they'd do that for any other captain? He turned to Yoren, who was still looking heavenward.
"I told Lord-Commander Mormont to dispatch word to all his people," Michael continued in Common, "By our treaty, all Crows are supposed to follow my orders. I sent word into this village for everyone in it to surrender, you didn't do as you were told. That's a violation of the agreement."
Yoren finally met Michael's gaze. "To be taking commands from foreigners who killed us, allied to wildling rapers and thieves who we've fought to keep out for thousands of years… how low we have fallen."
Tired and with little capacity for patience left, Michael's blood rose up again: Another dumb shit spouting off about the old hatreds when the Others were coming for everyone. Another Ser Alliser Thorne. But the mot juste was already on the tip of his tongue. He took his rifle in hand and leaned forward.
"You could fall a lot lower. You and all your brothers at the Wall."
Yoren scoffed, though his eyes had tracked towards the rifle. Yeah, you know you'd be screwed.
Michael stepped back again, and looked to his sergeants. I'll force this idiot to do his duty even if it kills him.
"Change of plans. The prisoners, children excepted, will be secured at the next castle we take and left for the northmen to send to the Wall. Next time someone needs to go gather wights, this gentleman will do it. He's going to get to see if the ice demons are as impressed with his arrogance as I am." And if he baulks at the duty, I'll tell Mance the treaty is in abeyance. Good night, Night's Watch.
Michael was long finished with Crow bullshit, and finding he had stepped in more of it this far south was just unpleasant. The prisoner had ignored the strange foreign speech and was standing silently once more.
Nowak scratched his cheek under his helmet's strap, shaking his head. "I don't get it, why do we care about this guy? If he led the raiding party, does it matter? He lost control of his criminals. Let the locals hang him."
Don't tempt me, Michael thought.
"These are the same guys that decided to pretty much declare war on us," Zheng agreed, "We asked for negotiations to save hundreds of thousands of lives, and they spat in our face, told us to die with all the Free Folk and that they'd fight us. Would've needed a UN Security Council resolution to stop you after that, sir."
The sergeants grinned widely, knowing better than Zheng did how true her statement was. Michael rubbed the back of his neck and looked away for a moment. He himself was plainly aware of his own proclivities.
MacDonald was the exception where Yoren was concerned. "From the look of those ice demons, we'll need every man at that Wall we can spare," he said, "Even if they are shites."
The voice of reason speaks. Michael shot the Moustache a thumbs up of approval. "Mac is right. We're sending Yoren here to do what he's supposed to do. That's punishment enough when there are ice demons screwing around up there."
O'Neill wasn't so convinced. "The Night's Watch," he said, in Common, "Their brains aren't worth shite, their word isn't worth shite. Shites all."
That got Yoren's attention, and looked like he wanted to defend himself or his order from the charge of shitery. O'Neill stopped him with a look and a visible curling of his large fist. The Warrant Officer was done with the Crows too.
"With some exceptions," Michael allowed, feeling better enough already that it felt incorrect to include Jon Stark or Sam Tarly in the general statement. He addressed Yoren next, to explain his plan. "You'll be kept at the next castle we take and sent to the Wall. Next time there's a patrol north of the Wall, you and all your adult recruits will be on it."
The man's eyes widened. "So you're letting us go?" he asked.
"Letting you go so you can get stabbed to death by a White Walker," Michael replied, "Things have changed since you were last north, they need volunteers to gather wights. You just volunteered."
The prisoners moved their dead and built a long pyre from the large piles of firewood that the village had stockpiled, downwind and away from the buildings. Nowak's section guarded them as they did it, the sounds of Johnny Cash on the air from loudspeakers on the section's crawler.
The septon prepared the southron bodies as best he could, working with what could be assumed to be lay brothers of the Faith of the Seven to clean them, before giving Michael the letter he had requested. The contents were absolutely glowing with praise for the Canadian intervention, to the point it was a little too much.
At the same time, Michael had his own troops prepare a smaller pyre nearby for the Free Folk killed in action. Their funerals would be separate from the barbarians that had chopped them up and abused their bodies. The crawlers would also be bringing the lovers and relatives of the dead, and he had no intention of carting around bodies.
The convoy arrived just as the pyres were completed, led by the military police vehicles.
Ahead of schedule, Michael noted. He hadn't wanted the civilians to see the process of loading dead bodies onto kindling, but the idea of leaving them the whole day with just the weapons section and the cops to protect them was worse. The Laughing Tree were afraid of Canadian soldiers, but from what Ygritte said, they were deeply unimpressed with the civilians. Don't need a stealing on my hands.
The crawlers descended from the village proper and parked up in what had been the lumber yard, now emptied of its logs. They're early.
Even before the crawlers had properly halted, Free Folk in mixed furs and Canadian CADPAT were running from them, heads on a swivel, searching. Michael pointed to where their relatives were laying and the rush began. Wails of anger and sorrow soon mixed with the music, until someone wisely turned off the latter.
Civilians dismounted soon after, stretching their legs and gawking at the scene from what they probably thought was a respectful distance; pyres, prisoners and bodies.
Michael activated his comms as soon as he saw some usual suspects breaking forward from the pack. "O'Neill, I see Cloutier and Shih coming towards the POWs," he reported, "Stop her, please."
"Copy," came the reply. A moment later, Schafer's section jumped up from their seats atop their crawler to intercept. The civvies did not take kindly to being stopped, and although the words weren't intelligible, Michael could tell they were being as argumentative as possible.
To be expected from people who are here because they were protesting on top of a door to another world, he mused. With a shrug, he turned towards the crawlers. The ones designated as ambulances caught his eye, and Michael found himself wanting to walk briskly towards the one Ygritte was in. She's okay, he reminded himself, It was a flesh wound.
The sound of incomprehensible shouting in the distance tore his eyes away. Doctor Cloutier arguing with O'Neill greeted him, and he got that sinking feeling which tiredness was greatly exaggerating. The two were walking his way, with Doctor Shih, Zheng and MacDonald following along. Michael shook his head. "Fuck," he murmured, stepping towards them and looking for the problem.
It didn't take long; both pyres were being loaded with the dead. The POWs were not being delicate about it to the displeasure of the septon. They were just dumping the corpses whatever way was convenient. The Free Folk were much more careful, holding arms at attention as those carrying the dead lined the bodies up perfectly, making sure the severed parts stayed together.
So that's what it is, Michael said to himself, She's seeing the toll, and this time it was me who made the corpses. As soon as Cloutier was within reasonable shouting distance, he stopped and let her complaints wash over him for a moment, watching the Free Folk funerary rites for future reference. It was only when she got in his face that he paid her any heed.
"Well?" Cloutier demanded.
"Well what," Michael replied flatly.
"Are you using prisoners to burn the dead?" She gestured to the large pyre. "There must be two hundred bodies being put on that wood pile." Her tone suggested he was trying to hide the evidence. Not a very good method.
Michael inhaled a breath, gathering his response. "We engaged in combat with the full support of both our orders and the law. The prisoners are taking care of the result of that. Our primary adversary raises the dead, Doctor, we can't leave bodies for them to use against us later."
Cloutier snorted with doubt. "You drove off the road to the capital," she said, "We're not supposed to be here."
Michael scratched his chin, wondering if he should even indulge her unspoken question of why.
"Reconnaissance indicated a village under attack by a raiding force. I sent a message via skinchanger bird to the village leaders in the holdfast asking if they needed assistance. They responded that they needed it at once. I sent warning and a demand to surrender to the enemy before we engaged, though I was not obliged to do so. And in the end, the enemy shot at us first."
The Professor frowned. "We're not here to rule these people, Captain," Cloutier countered, "The villagers had a castle, they were safe. From how this looks, the dead men never stood a chance."
"And what about the next village?" Michael asked, "What if they don't have walls to hide behind? What if they all don't make it in time?"
That gave the Professor pause for a moment. Gotcha. "They were Night's Watch, were they not?" she said, "It was all a misunderstanding. And you shot a child!"
Michael found himself astonished she had that information already. Clearly she was cultivating some kind of network. "You're suggesting I should have ignored a war crime in progress," he pressed on, "Just as I'm not allowed to attack a civilian target, neither is anyone else."
"Of course not," Cloutier said, "But at the risk of giving you a lecture, you have to think of the consequences beyond. Our presence here could destabilise their society. If you think I like the idea of leaving villages to be attacked, I don't. But many empires have expanded using morality as their excuse, and I'm concerned we'll be here a while, long enough to start one.."
She really is intelligent. Michael mused. "And what should I have done?" he asked, curious, "Since you don't like seeing villages attacked?"
"Yes, give us the experience of your many years of military experience," Zheng threw in.
Ignoring the sergeant of auxiliaries, Cloutier's answer was calm and measured. "We can't act like we are the law here. You should have reported it to the nearest local force, or given back the surrendered garrisons their weapons to deal with it. It's not like you couldn't have done that within a day."
"And it was stupid to begin with," Doctor Shih complained, "There are not many of your soldier boys, getting yourselves in danger for no good reason… What do we do if enough of you get killed? We're not fighters."
Michael felt exasperation lick him like flames. Someone give me a coffee before I suplex these idiots. "This isn't a UN peacekeeping mission, I don't have to restrain myself from military action against an armed force attacking civilians. And I won't have my name dragged through the mud because I let a village get raided."
"Your name was already dragged through the mud," Clouter responded idly. She winced as soon as she said it, clearly not having thought through the words first.
Michael stared at her for a moment. What the hell do you know about anything?! he ground out in his head, before realising she might know quite a bit. Teixeira…
"What does that mean?" he asked her, as politely as he could. There was only one thing she could have been talking about. MacDonald flinched slightly himself, knowing exactly what he was referring to as well.
Cloutier cleared her throat, standing back a little. "It's nothing," she said, "I apologise."
Michael smelled a rat. "Not getting away that easily," he smiled, "What do you mean?"
The Professor's lips thinned, but she stayed stubbornly quiet, just pushing her blonde hair out of her face and not meeting his gaze.
Oh no you don't. Michael turned to MacDonald. "Sergeant, have Master-Corporal Teixeira report here, immediately." The Scottish NCO's mouth moved as if to blanch, but he saluted and stepped away to get on his comms.
"O'Neill, summon the NCOs again," Michael continued, knowing all the others not present would support his position, "At the double."
The Warrant Officer leaned in. "I take it story time has arrived?" he asked quietly.
Michael frowned. "I'm about to find out," he replied, "Let me handle it until the time for discipline arrives, please." O'Neill nodded, and issued his own orders without leaving the little circle.
Cloutier became quite flustered, her head turning rapidly between MacDonald and Michael, like she was trying to decide what she could do. "Why are you summoning Corporal Teixeira?" she asked.
I don't owe you an answer on that. Michael yawned uncontrollably, before wiping tired tears out of the corners of his eyes. If Teixeira hadn't been talking out of class, Cloutier wouldn't be saying his reputation had been dragged through the mud. A quick look at Shih told him that she wasn't surprised either, which meant the Professor had repeated something of the claim to others.
Teixeira appeared first and saluted, but no one said anything. He looked to Cloutier for answers, whose face was entirely apologetic. The guy knew he had fucked up too, which only got worse when the rest of the NCOs ran up. Only then did Michael begin.
"Master-Corporal Teixeira, Professor Cloutier has just been telling me that my reputation has dragged through the mud. Any idea where she might have gotten that idea?"
Everyone knew he had been the one hanging around with her. Schafer, Nowak and Melnyk all glanced at the man with extreme displeasure, knowing that he had a bug up his ass about previous events. Teixeira's face drained, turning his skin a deathly pallour. His tongue worked in his mouth uselessly. Michael kept up the pressure.
"Last I checked, the brass promoted me to Captain and the government granted me the civil rank of ambassador. Does that sound like someone whose reputation has been sullied?"
"No, sir," Teixeira admittedly weakly.
"You told her about the last time I commanded this platoon in battle, didn't you?"
"No, sir!" More emphatic this time.
Michael knew that wasn't the whole truth. "But you disparaged me nonetheless," he stated, "You expressed your opinion of me as a result of what happened, did you not?"
Teixeira glanced to Cloutier. "I spoke in confidence only to Doctor Cloutier after she heard rumours about you, sir. I spoke to no one else about it and I revealed no military information."
Michael rounded on the two academics. "And she told her friends," he said, "Is that not the case, Doctor Shih?"
The geneticist bared her teeth in anger. "So we shouldn't know what sort of man is in charge of our lives?" she retorted, pointing to the pyre, "There's a literal pile of dead people over there."
"This pile of corpses is brought to you by the letter F," Zheng said flatly, "F for fuckwits, who attack villages and don't surrender after being warned." The civilians were positively venomous in response, but the sergeant just smirked back. O'Neill told her to shut up, which she did with a complete lack of grace.
Of course, Shih wasn't entirely wrong but had just proved the point Michael was making regardless. "Master-Corporal Teixeira, thanks to you, I now have to address this situation where the civilians think I'm a bloodythirster murderer. You're going to assist me."
"Then I'll deal with you," O'Neill threw in, "Count on that."
The Master-Corporal's attitude went from fear to resistance in an instant. "You weren't there, Warrant."
O'Neill cocked an eyebrow. "I've been here with the Captain for months, Corporal."
The Warrant Officer had made comments about Michael on occasion, like when he had turned the armoury of the Night's Watch into an 'abattoir'. I suppose it's a relief that O'Neill is a pragmatist first and foremost.
"Leave Teixeira alone," Cloutier interrupted, "This wasn't his fault, it was mine."
Michael respected her attempt to defend the corporal, but it was hard for civilians to understand that badmouthing your superiors was common as hell in the military. Bottom line, you couldn't let that interfere with the job. Maybe that's the problem, these civvies haven't been able to do their jobs when on the march. Boredom makes trouble more than anything else except desperation.
"It was both of you," O'Neill growled, "Pair of eejits who can't keep their gobs shut. This isn't like trespassing, you undermined the chain of command while being subject to it. You'll get your comeuppance too, I promise."
The Professor's face became a storm of anger. "You are not dictator here," she boomed, before looking to Michael, "And what's more, you better tell us what the hell you did or I'll make such a report back home, you'll regret you ever joined the army. You have support at Defence Headquarters, but I know politicians, Captain. The government can't ignore what the civilian liaisons say."
Shit. Of all the threats she could've made, that was actually one Michael had reason to fear. He doubted the military would be allowed to contact Westeros alone again. Unless he arrested or killed her, Cloutier would get her audience with the civil servants. And if her report got his previous record dragged into a debate over his command, the politicians might overrule the military. Eventually they'd find some idiot to take the one way trip to Westeros.
To hell with it.
"Then I guess I have no choice, Doctor."
That caused a ruckus among the NCOs, and the Moustache was the first to clear through the noise.
"Sir," MacDonald warned, "You can't give out classified information!"
Michael shook his head. "I won't," he said, "I'm just going to speak in hypotheticals." The civvies don't know enough about the military to connect the dots anyway.
MacDonald and the others collectively frowned, which was funny enough to cheer Michael up a little. Evidently they thought that wouldn't be good enough. But as far as he was concerned, there was no choice. The civilians would disrupt everything they could if they believed he was some evil bastard. He didn't know if an explanation would help with that, but at least it would take secrecy out of it.
The two present looked utterly mystified. Zheng and O'Neill were listening intently too, not having been part of the events of Michael's last overseas deployment.
Where to begin, he thought, before his mind decided to go comedic with it.
"Once upon a time, there was a place near a border; an airport, a harbour, a rail station, whatever."
"Where?" Clouter asked.
"Doesn't matter. What does matter is that a certain armed group decided to take this prize for themselves, inconveniently for our political masters. There was a mild crisis, there was a multinational force to stop plenty of trouble needing squashed."
Cloutier tilted her head. "So it could be Middle East, Eastern Europe or Africa," she interrupted, "All the imperialist classics."
"I wouldn't try to narrow it down if I were you," Michael warned gently, before he picked up where he left off, "Anyway, our government didn't want us engaged too heavily after Afghanistan, so we got the 'easy' assignment in the middle of nowhere. Little chance of real action. Until we got word that there was going to be dinner and a show at the prize."
"Can you get to the point, please…" Shih sighed, growing bored.
"It was a race," MacDonald answered, "We couldn't let anyone else have that position. Only reason we didn't hold it to begin with was numbers. The operation needed more men, but the other involved governments didn't want to commit them, which is why we went in the first place."
"Exactly," Michael agreed, "Our platoon was out on patrol, the rest of the company was caught up dealing with a public order situation. We were the closest, along with a company of friendly locals. The mission was to lead the push with our armoured infantry fighting vehicles and block reinforcements to the prize. Meanwhile, our company would be mustering to get to us, and that would deescalate the situation."
Michael found the memory of that crazy drive, the weather as clear as could be as they went through the countryside, but most vividly, the smell of exhaust from the vehicles of the 'locals'. He realised he had paused, and glanced around sheepishly.
"Whoever made it to the position first would win, or that was the idea anyway."
"But it didn't work out like that," MacDonald said.
"No, it didn't."
"You lost the race," Cloutier stated.
Michael blinked away the reverie of seeing the enemy vehicles pulling into the place just before his platoon did. "We did, and it was worse than that; the armed group wasn't the only ones that had beaten us, but the troops of another nation. Serious ones."
Cloutier's jaw clenched. "How have I not heard of this?"
Michael waved that off. "It was all covered up, for reasons we'll get into," he replied, "Anyway, we backed off and reported it. Less than fifteen minutes later, I was on comms with the leader of both the Canadian contingent and the leader the whole multinational force, ordering me to repel the occupying force at once."
That got a reaction. "Bet the latter was an American," Cloutier said, in a tone so dry, it would've made the Sahara look wet.
In other circumstances, Michael and the others might have laughed at that. But it was a deadly serious situation.
"Could've been British or French too," he countered, though it was not in fact the case. There was a reason the Americans liked him. "My own superiors were not amused, but didn't have the authority to countermand the order. While they were busy trying to call up our own higher authorities, I ordered the attack."
The civilians just stared at that.
"Against the advice of Sergeant MacDonald," Teixeira added in for flavour. The Moustache glared at him furiously, but the corporal was apparently in a sharing mood now that the floodgates had opened.
"Tell the audience what your objections were, Mac," Michael said.
The man blinked in confusion, before doing as he was told. "There were clearly more of them than us," he said, "Professionals, I mean. On top of that, I didn't think we should provoke a larger conflict."
Michael gave a small tilt of his head to concede that before giving his own counterargument. "You did say something about the Third World War," he smirked for a moment, "But our force outnumbered them in absolute terms, and we had the LAVs, armoured vehicles with big guns. That was my logic. The opposition could have withdrawn any time they wanted."
MacDonald's jaw worked slightly, but his mouth kept closed. He still thought it had all been a terrible idea, and it was just pure luck that everyone hadn't been killed.
"You must have won," Cloutier said, "Or you wouldn't be here."
"Of course we won," said Schafer, "We won so much, we got in trouble for it."
"Mostly Duquesne," Nowak corrected.
The two civilians both looked at Michael like they were owls interested in something they hadn't seen before.
"We attacked," he explained, "We used our big guns to get close, keep the enemy's head down. That's when things got bloody. The soldiers from the other nation waited until our armoured vehicles approached to drop us off. Let off some anti-tank weapons. One of our LAVs took a hit to the front, killed the driver instantly."
Michael paused, and looked to Teixeira. The Master Corporal was looking at the ground. The driver who had been killed had been close to him. It was always a suspicion that casualty had been the whole reason for Teixeira's hostility, but it wasn't possible to prove.
"That scared the shit out of our local friends," he continued, "Some of them ran right then and there."
"They didn't get far," Nowak said gravely.
"Which is why I ordered the buildings raked with every heavy weapon we had," Michael agreed, "Then I led two of our sections and some of our friends in, while Mac and Melnyk covered us. Long story short, we won, but it was very bloody."
MacDonald odded. "The professionals had been hit hard and weren't able to stop us, but managed to keep their own local friends in the fight to the end. Very few surrendered. Seems they had been ordered to hold out at any cost."
Doctor Shih shook her head in disbelief. "For a building?"
"No," MacDonald replied.
"It was going to be where the other nation moved its troops into the country," Michael explained, "They weren't about to be left out of the fun. And they had obviously used the place before, because we found about forty million in currency there. Paychest for the locals, maybe."
Cloutier whistled at that. "That is a lot of poutine."
"Yep," Melnyk agreed.
Michael could still remember the pallets of cash, wrapped in plastic. Didn't remember any new money smell though, by then that sense had been overwhelmed by blood and gunsmoke. The numb feeling from back then was still there, any time he thought about it.
"Anyway, we succeeded in stopping the other nation from interfering, our reinforcements arrived before theirs and it was all good for a little while."
Cloutier looked to Teixeira for a moment. "Doesn't sound like a reason to think you're a bad guy," she said.
Michael let out a single laugh. "One would think," he said, "Didn't take long for people to say otherwise. First of all, some people felt I had been reckless and got Canadians killed for the trouble."
He didn't even need to look at Teixeira for that one. That was MacDonald's report.
"On top of that, we killed so many that some less-than-neutral people who showed up later thought I had ordered everyone to ignore surrenders, to give no quarter."
"Did you?" Cloutier asked, a little too quickly.
"No," Michael replied with certainty. I didn't have to order it. He looked to Schafer, Nowak and Melnyk. They had seen everything he had. Then there was MacDonald, who resented his role in the whole affair and blamed Michael for it. "The enemy fought to the death."
"For the record, I don't believe you killed surrendering combatants either," MacDonald said, "Whatever other objections I had." Of course you don't, you were part of the reason I was accused. Michael nonetheless greeted the statement by thanking the sergeant. He had been vindicated in the end.
"Going to talk about the money, sir?" Teixeira asked.
Michael shrugged. "Of course, Corporal," he smirked, "The millions of euros went missing, while we were still there. I was accused of looking the other way by the same less-than-neutral local parties, though by then our whole company had shown up, so I really do wonder when I had the opportunity."
"And did you?" Cloutier inquired, "You're a resourceful man, Captain."
As if I would tell you. "If I had a couple of million dollars, would I still be in the Army?"
"Yes, sir," Teixeira said emphatically, "The Army is exactly where you would be. Both because you aren't stupid enough to flaunt the money, and because you live for this shit. You get excited for this shit."
Yeah, because I really like doing the same thing over and over again. Michael said nothing. Teixeira was wrong, combat didn't get him excited, at least not any more than anyone else. But the reason he stayed in the Army wouldn't be possible for the civilians or Teixeira to understand, and it would be the same if he was rich or poor.
"Hey!" Nowak complained, "Where the hell is my cut, sir?"
The other NCOs from the old days chuckled. Even O'Neill cracked a smile.
"And in case you didn't notice, Teixeira won't shut the fuck up about all this stuff," Schafer said to the civvies, "You want my take? We were ordered into a shitshow. Duquesne led us through it, and we kicked many asses that rightly deserved it. Our people that died, they absolutely did not die in vain."
"How many did you lose?" Shih asked, finally engaged with the explanation.
"Four," Michael replied, "Moretti, Smythe, Park, Schwarz. And absolutely all of us were wounded."
"Good people all," Melnyk said, before adding, "Except Moretti, that man could piss off a saint. Him and his fucking bragging and pranks."
Michael and the others grinned at each other, though he was sure they felt the same sadness about it as he did. It was strangely like old times.
"In the end, the brass loved me," he said, "I did what I was ordered to do, and what we did was so embarrassing to the other nation that they agreed to stay out. But I was inconvenient to the mission because of all of the shit, despite an investigation finding absolutely nothing. In the end, they transferred me and covered the whole thing up as a matter of international diplomacy."
"Sounds more like the government fucked up," Doctor Shih mused, "Or the Americans."
"I didn't say anything about Americans," Michael said.
The geneticist rolled her eyes. "Right."
Cloutier ran her fingers through her hair, breathing out through her teeth loudly. "I'm not sure this really improves my impression of you," she said, before meeting his eyes, "You're a killer, Duquesne. I don't think anyone can deny that. But I don't believe you're a criminal."
Wouldn't be for you to judge anyway, Professor. "I suppose I'll have to settle for that," Michael said.
"Don't be upset," Cloutier said gloomily, "After what I saw in that village by the lake… I suppose I overreacted here. I'm… just not used to seeing and smelling the recently dead. So many." Doctor Shih turned her head away, not willing to admit the same thing.
I suppose that is the right reaction for non-killers, Michael thought, But it's time to get them out of my hair. "Doctor Cloutier, now that this is resolved, feel free to observe the funeral rites. If you want to. Teixeira, take your group and escort her."
Cloutier nodded, and walked off, Shih following closely behind. Teixeira saluted, his eyes still filled with contempt, and went to follow his orders. That guy is going to be a problem.
"What a wonderful trip down memory lane," Schafer said, all sarcasm.
"Fucking bitch," Nowak added.
Michael waved dismissively at them. "She's an academic recently kidnapped from her ivory tower," he said, "Her attitudes are understandable, if still a pain in the ass." A pain I can't make go away.
"Think she's really politically connected?" Melnyk asked.
"Doesn't matter," O'Neill said, "She's civilian liaison. Any stink she raises will smell to high heaven. Now get back to your sections. We've got work to do if we want to get back onto the King's Road before sunset."
The NCOs did as they were told, dispersing quickly and leaving Michael alone with the Warrant Officer. They stood in companionable silence for a while as the sounds of birds chirping and shouted orders to the prisoners were carried on the air. They watched as the septon himself set the torch to the bottom of the enemy's funeral pyre, Cloutier observing close by with Sayer and Teixeira's men. The fire took very quickly, the wood having been properly dried for the purpose by the villagers for winter.
Michael could almost sense the question coming before it did.
"Was that the truth, sir?" O'Neill asked.
Given all that had happened, Michael thought the man deserved honesty.
"The enemy professionals stood and fought," he answered, still looking out at the scene in front of them, "Their puppet terrorists did too, for a while. Once we killed enough of the real soldiers, the cats-paws ran… but they didn't drop their weapons. We chased them through the complex, fighting at arms length. Bayonet range. Chased them right into MacDonald's section and Melnyk's GPMG covering the empty enemy vehicles, just as I wanted."
"Foxhounds to the hunters," O'Neill grunted.
"Yeah," Michael confirmed, "MacDonald's people got hit hard, but still stacked bodies by the doors while we were doing it inside. Our local friends got it almost as bad helping us. Park was one of Mac's guys, caught it in the face. The good Sergeant hasn't liked me very much ever since, because I could have ordered him to let the enemy go."
"Why didn't you?"
"They were bad guys. They didn't deserve the chance."
O'Neill spread his hands to either side of him. "And the money?"
Michael wondered if he should lie about that, given what the answer was. Honesty is honesty.
"CIA took it," he said, "Sent a message through command to confirm their identity, one that our brass wouldn't recognise as proof of anything. Then they threatened Faucher and myself if I didn't cooperate. Promised to make any problems with what happened disappear if I did. I guess they really wanted that untraceable cash."
His eyes wide, O'Neill nodded repeatedly, as if the response was crazy but still made sense.
"What was your cut?"
Fatigue having completely eroded his discipline, Michael beamed a grin at the Warrant Officer and said no more.
Chapter 69: The Sea Onion
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The sight of Rook's Rest was familiar by now, its green fields to the west and rolling forested hills to the north, the castle on the coast where the two met.
Its rulers in House Staunton had been a rich house made poor by the Dance of Dragons. In compensation, their small port had facilitated smuggling for quite a while after that. Lord Stannis had stamped it out with more tact than many would credit him; a simple regular patrol from Dragonstone had discouraged the practice, and they had moved further up the coast to Whispers, the men of Cracklaw Point far more stubborn in their attitudes.
Davos watched from the prow of Black Betha, drinking in the sight. It was strange to be there in the circumstances. The last time he had visited he had been just another smuggler, bringing in silks, spices and rare liquors for King's Landing. Now he was a king's envoy, an envoy of justice.
The raven from the Stauntons' hold had arrived quite unexpectedly, as Davos understood the events of the early morning. King Stannis had consulted with his maester and then the red seer witch, and the result of these councils was an order dispatching him to the shore to pick up three men.
The little harbour was already full of cogs, merchant ships hired to help transport King Stannis' sellswords from Essos. They had yet to be dispatched, though the contracts were already signed. It left Black Betha barely able to make port. Davos had to shout commands to the oars directly to guide it in, a task he put all his concentration on, not noticing the scene waiting.
The banners with black checkers and black wings on them drew his eye first, and he followed the spears they were flying from to the group of figures staring at him.
The three dozen guards were greybeards and young boys; the Staunton levies were already on Dragonstone, part of the fleet. They were led by the steward of the castle, a stern man with a face carved by sea winds in a long checkered robe standing at the fore. In the ships laying by the long pier, the sailors were ignoring the stench of rotting fish and the fullers, watching as the ropes were flung to war galley creeping in among them, the Black Betha pulled in.
And the three men kneeling with their hands bound, their heads hung so low their chins touched the top of their long red tabards, the golden lion of Lannister stitched into them. Their beards were long and scraggly, hanging off sunken cheeks. They haven't been hurt, Davos thought, But they've been starved and left in their own filth.
The gangplank clanked down onto the wooden pier, calling for him. Clutching the bag of his fingerbones hanging from his neck, Davos set his jaw and strode from the prow to it and off of his ship. He felt the stare of every pair of eyes following him. His sailors were right behind him, to take the prisoners.
The steward did not bow, nor did he avert his eyes. Even a minor noble with no land is better bred than an old dog from Flea Bottom. "Ser Davos," the man said shortly, "The Lannister men, as promised."
"They look to have been mistreated," Davos stated, "The King will not be pleased to know it."
The steward was not cowed by the threat. "The men were held as common bandits, Lannisters or no," he said, "It was only when one of them piped up with their story that we knew they had information the King might want, and it was only when the raven came from Dragonstone that we received instructions about their treatment. They were moved to better quarters as soon as it did, but alas, they only spent a few hours in it."
"They did not have time to wash?" Davos asked.
The steward's nose wrinkled. "The fair-haired one made trouble with the servants who were pouring a bath for them," he said, "For the safety of the castle, they were returned to their quarters."
That must have been quite a story, Davos thought, But it matters not. "We must away," he said, "Thank you. I'll tell the king you followed his command."
Only now did the steward bow, and not very low for that, before he gave a single sharp gesture to his guards. The whole lot departed as one group, back up the hill towards the castle, their banners fluttering in the wind.
Glad to see the back of them, Davos watched them go for only a moment, before he turned to the prisoners. His sailors moved in to surround them, pulling the dirty men to their feet. Finally, he met their eyes. The fair-haired one had the same glowing green eyes said to be the hallmark of Lannister blood. A bastard of some kind, or spawned from one.
"Well lads, you have a journey ahead," Davos said to them, "The king will want to speak with you."
"And then we'll be let go?" the fair-haired one asked.
Davos very much doubted it. But the red woman had seeded an interest in the King's mind, and that could be worth something. "That'll be up to the King," he replied, "So speak true, and answer his questions directly."
"We're going to speak to Lord Stannis?" the oldest prisoner said, his own wrinkles and grey wisps of hair matching Davos' own. Lives by the Sunset sea, must do.
"King Stannis," Davos corrected, "Best remember that. And you can look forward to being dunked in the sea before you meet him too. It'd do no good for your smell to offend him either."
The voyage back to to the King lasted into the night. In normal times, such sailing was dangerous for those without Davos' skill and knowledge of the waters. However, that night, the red woman's pyres were burning all around Dragonstone, a ring of fire that got brighter the closer the ship moved.
The Black Betha put into the harbour without incident. Davos ignored the ominous signs of the fire worshippers around the port and brought his prisoners up to the gates. Being expected, he and his party were admitted at once.
Instructions had been left to bring the Lannister men to the Chamber of the Painted Table, where the king awaited. Baratheon men-at-arms joined the procession in force, nearly fifteen for each of the prisoners. There was a scuffle as two of them tried to object, realising just how much danger they might be in. It was the fair-haired one that calmed them down.
Entrance to the chamber was permitted soon, and Davos found it almost empty save for candles atop the great table shaped like Westeros itself. Stannis was sitting in a kingly chair by Blackwater Bay in a doublet of black and gold, and Melisandre of Asshai in a red dress revealing much standing to his side. Some Baratheon men were there too, though the sigils on their chests and shields had been altered. The Baratheon stag was now wreathed in a flaming heart. What has he done…
Davos didn't hesitate, despite the presence of the witch or men more loyal to her than to the King. The whole procession followed him along the other side, until he came to stand by Lannisport, the prisoners shoved up against the coast of the Westerlands. Appropriate. And at least they smell like sea salt now instead of filth.
"Leave us," the King commanded to the guards, "Shut the door."
Both the Dragonstone guards and Davos' sailors did as they were told, though only the guards bowed to the king first. The loud bang of the doors closing announced the King rising to his feet. Blue eyes flashing, he towered over the prisoners, Davos and the Flaming Stag men. The Lady Melisandre appeared larger even if she was not quite so. Yet the prisoners did not seem to notice her. What other magicks can she use?
"Did they give you any trouble, Ser Davos?" the King asked, as he examined each one. His gaze came to a rest of the fair-haired man, undoubtedly drawing the same conclusion Davos himself had.
"None," he replied, "They are throwing themselves upon your mercy, your Grace."
"Aye, that we are," said the older prisoner.
Stannis' brow creased, his doubts apparent. "Very well. I have heard your tale in brief from Lord Staunton's steward. Tell it to me now, or I'll consider it a meagre attempt to avoid the headman's axe and send you meet it sooner than you thought."
The prisoners looked at each other in panic, and stumbled over each other to speak. The elder one got his words out first.
"We are… were free riders of the Westerlands," he said, leaning over the table, "Granted mounts and arms to be sworn to Casterly Rock. We only fought because we swore an oath, you see."
Stannis' black eyebrow nudged upwards. "Yes, it was your duty."
But so was following the true king. Davos kept his mouth closed.
"We followed Lord Tywin through the riverlands," the older prisoner continued, "Beat the riverlords to a pulp then turned north to face the Stark men. But soon Tywin's outriders were getting killed all down the King's Road, and we turned around, our lords thinking the Stark host was larger than they'd thought."
"There was all sorts of mad talk of wildlings then too," the third prisoner said, tugging his brown beard, "Ten thousand of them, all riding great shaggy beasts."
The young fair-haired man nodded rapidly. "But when Lord Tywin found out there were less than five hundred wildlings and the Starks had only half or so as many as he did, we turned right around and rode to fight them. Thought it was going to be a slaughter."
"Aye, 'twas," the older man concluded, "We were the ones slaughtered."
The King grit his teeth and slammed his fist onto the table, shaking every candle on it. "Every dog in the village knows these things," he said, "You were brought here to describe how! Tell me how the foreigners and wildlings shattered the host of the West!"
The men flinched back as Davos winced. The King had been greatly disturbed by the reports of the war coming in. He still had loyal supporters all over the Crownlands, men long disgusted by the usurpation of his brother's rule.
Tales of Lord Lannister's defeat had come in waves since the day it had occurred. Two days before the raven from Rook's Rest had arrived, word had come that the foreigners were storming down the King's Road once more, capturing three castles in a single day.
A host is moving towards King's Landing with nothing to stop them, tidings to sour the mood of any king. Stannis did not have the men yet to intervene either.
"We were with the cavalry that rode against the foreigners and wildlings!" the old prisoner hurried to say, hands wringing the red tabard in front of him, "Ser Gregor and Lord Tyrion went in first behind a loose wall of upright logs, we got caught outside it. Then the air and earth burst through us."
That was so strange a thing to say, Davos couldn't help himself. "Burst?"
The prisoners looked over their shoulders at him. "Aye," the fair-haired man replied, "The air simply burst. It shattered thousands of men and horses in the blink of an eye. We three were blown clear of our saddles and into the river, which saved our lives. Our ears rang for days."
The old prisoner bared his teeth, his eyes full of water. "Then great gouts of fire shot from the ground in all directions, spraying fire like dragon's breath onto everyone. I saw two cousins coated in flames that stuck to their flesh and armour, helpless!"
Melisandre stepped towards the table, but her footsteps were completely silent. The sight of the unnaturally beautiful woman drew gasps from the men. "Fear not, men of Westeros," she said in a melodious tone that sent every hair on Davos' skin to stand on end with strange pleasure, "To die by fire is a holy death. They are embraced by the Lord of Light."
They died in agony, burned and broken, Davos thought, the horror of her ideals returning his senses to him.
The prisoners were agape. "A-as you say, m'lady," the brown-bearded prisoner said unevenly.
The King frowned, not impressed with the talk of the Lord of Light. There may be hope yet. "And the foreigners," Stannis insisted, "They were responsible?"
"Aye, your Grace," the older prisoner confirmed, "And we saw 'em afterwards, as we were crawling along the river to escape. A great wagon moved out of the woods without horses or oxen. We knew then if they had those magicks, it could only have been them that sundered the air and spewed the fire. We watched as three got out as one stayed atop it, before buggering off."
The brown-bearded man nodded. "They wore mottled green clothes and armour, carried sorcerer's staves made of dark metal. One was a woman or I'm a monkey!"
A smile danced on Melisandre of Asshai's red lips, which she turned upon the king. "Four," she said, "Four who came from the far north with the power to conquer great walls and great armies. As I saw. Twice I have proven the Lord of Light's power of foresight for you, o Prince."
Davos realised what she was referring to at once; the crowned lion, firebird atop a harp, the dragon under a white sun and the snowbear among golden lilies that had broken the Wall with fire and smoke. What other visions has she had?
Stannis' frown deepened. "The man described no banners, Lady Melisandre," he said warily, "Though I must admit, your word grows in weight. Everything else you described was brought to bear on the Old Lion. And your vision of my brother had proven true."
Melisandre bowed her head slightly, her smile widening to reveal her perfect white teeth. Davos cocked his head in confusion, not knowing what tidings of Renly had been brought since he had departed on his task. Stannis spotted the movement and raised a hand in promise to tell later, before he looked to the men.
"You survived the battle and fled to the coast," the King stated, "Seeking some passage to Essos, as I understand it?"
The fair-haired man's green eyes shone with hope, twisting up Davos' gut. I know the King's justice better than to share such hope, and from the tales from the Riverlands, these men deserve it. "Aye, your Grace," the man said, "We cannot return home. We want no part in the wars here any longer, if magicks are thrown around. It means dark times."
Melisandre's eyes narrowed, examining the man. "You should embrace the Lord of Light, and join the faithful against the darkness."
None of the prisoners replied to that, scorning such advice but clearly not wanting to offend the King. Davos watched Stannis and saw no offence in his cool gaze. He had calmed, which meant he had made a decision or two.
"And your bargain was to provide this information," the King stated to the prisoners, "In return for your passage to Essos?"
"Aye, your Grace!" the fair-haired man half-shouted with joy, "All said you were a man of justice!"
Stannis' jaw tensed in place at that, though the younger prisoners took no heed, grabbing each other's arms in jubilation. The older prisoner did not join in and cleared his throat.
"Your Grace, we would also be happy to march with you instead. No doubt you have need of skilled men-at-arms in times like these." His comrades grew silent, not sure why the man had made such an offer. They held their breath for the answer to it.
This one sees the danger, Davos thought, But he's full of deceit. He'll desert at the first opportunity.
And the King was not fooled for a moment. He gestured to his personal guards, all but two of whom moved to round the long table, their sabatons clicking with each step so that it sounded like metal crickets had infested the room.
Here it comes.
"I have no need of your services," the King said, "You abandoned one lord, you might abandon me."
"Never, your Grace," the older prisoner lied. The guards arrived behind and pulled all three to their feet to await their judgment.
"Your bargain shall be respected," Stannis said, "You shall be sent to the shores of Essos."
The breath the prisoners had been holding expelled loudly in relief. But the penny had yet to fall.
"However, you are also deserters," Stannis continued, the prisoners goggling wildly at his words, "You abandoned your liege lord simply because he was defeated, fled to save yourselves, and engaged in banditry to survive from what the steward of Rook's Rest tells me. Had you come to join me from the start, I might have pardoned you, but you did not."
His blue eyes became Valyrian steel as he spoke the next words.
"I, Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of his Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm order you to be taken to Essos and hung for the crimes of desertion and banditry."
The prisoners writhed in the grip of their captors, the younger ones calling out for the gods and their mothers to save them.
"What of a trial!" the older prisoner roared and spat, "This is not justice!"
Stannis remained totally calm. "You admitted desertion to the King himself in the presence of witnesses," he said, "And when Lord Staunton's men captured you, you had property that could not possibly be yours on your person. You are guilty."
"I demand a trial by combat!" the fair-haired prisoner shouted, tears streaming down his face as the whites of his eyes went red with grief for himself.
Stannis had the answer to that too. "A trial by combat is required only when the guilt of a person is not known for certain," he said, "As I said, you confessed to deserting your liege lord. There is no question of your guilt."
The guards began to drag them away, kicking and screaming. Their shouts echoed off the dark stone all around, creating a cacophony with the sounds of armour movements.
One part of Davos felt like he should have pity for them, for they had a long and unusual journey ahead of them to the hanging tree. That terrible wait would not be helped by taking ship across the Narrow Sea.
But ultimately, Davos could not truly pity these men.
They had likely raped and robbed their way across the Riverlands, on the orders of Lord Tywin himself. Refugees from the violence had streamed towards the coast, so much so that all those sworn to Dragonstone had complained about a lack of places to put them and food to give them. And I remember what King's Landing was like the first time I visited after the Lannisters had sacked it.
"They should be burned, your Grace," Melisandre said, "Especially the green-eyed one. The blood of kings flows in him, however weakly. There is power in giving him to the flames."
"They should not," Davos countered at once, "Your Grace, you cannot be seen to burn men. Not after what the Mad King did. Many would call you just as mad for it, or worse, provoke the Faith to move against you."
The King sighed deeply, like this was a common argument. Maester Cressen, you are sorely needed. The older, wiser man was not present, which spoke of how greatly his influence had diminished in favour of the red woman. "The punishment for both desertion and banditry is hanging," Stannis ruled without energy, "Until the law changes, it shall remain so."
The lady in red spoke no reply to this, though to Davos' eye, didn't accept it either. The doors to the chamber opened to allow the passage of the guards and prisoners, and closed again loudly, leaving the room in silence for a moment. The rustling of paper drew Davos' attention, and he found the King throwing a raven scroll his way.
"My brother has made claim to the Iron Throne with the support of Highgarden," Stannis intoned gravely, "Lady Melisandre saw two stags, their antlers locked in duel. Joffrey is no stag, so it could only have meant Renly. He did not even bother to send a raven here, Lord Velayron relayed it."
The King's calm despite the news his own blood had betrayed him was strange. Davos' mind raced. The power of the Reach was now arrayed against Stannis, and most of the Stormlands besides. But it was not the King who was in the most immediate danger. "The foreigners and Starks from the north, Renly from the south," he said, "The Lannisters cannot possibly hold King's Landing."
Stannis nodded. "Lord Stark's household was murdered, he and his daughters imprisoned for supporting my claim," he said, "His son will beat my brother to the city. We must go at once to join the siege, to strengthen the resolve of the Northmen to fight when their lord is hostage, and to assure the city is taken before Renly arrives."
"Your Grace means to sail to the capital?" Davos asked, "But we have fewer than two thousand who can fight on land. Most of the sellswords have not arrived, some of the ships to bring them have not even sailed yet."
Stannis sat down in his seat once more, arms on both rests. "I must be there when the city falls or yields, Ser Davos. It cannot do so to foreigners without my presence, even if my own supporters are present too. So I must go, even if it's just with you and a dozen picked men. I shall order preparations to sail on the first good tide. With luck the sellswords will join us before Renly arrives."
Davos bowed to the King, unable to gainsay what was now a command.
"And I must go too, my Prince," Melisandre insisted, "The visions around these foreigners swirl and move as if they are in many places at once. You will have need of the Lord's counsels in the days to come."
Davos could think of nothing that would offend the Faith more.
Stannis scowled at her. "Very well," he said, "But you will not enter the city with me. My subjects are faithful men, we shall not offend them unduly."
Lady Melisandre bowed her head low, drawing the eye to her chest. "I shall prove my worth," she said, "You shall see that the chosen of the Lord of Light need fear no servants of darkness, no matter how they cloak themselves. Their offence shall mean nothing."
Davos did not know what she meant by such words, but they sounded like purest folly. She has not seen a King's Landing riot, never mind one stirred up by street septons or the High Septon himself.
No matter what, strife was on the horizon.
Chapter 70: He of Six Skins
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The Long Lake stretched out like a great arm of a god, over the horizon southwards as the warm summer sun shone back the opposite way, warming the skin. In the distance, boats and barges could be seen in the distance, square sails full of wind and oars disturbing the water. Most of the camp was at the shoreline, watching both sun and boat, though all gave Varamyr a wide berth.
The trip through the Umberlands had been fruitful. He had six skins once more; four wolves, a great brown bear he had started the journey with and a large mountain owl. The first five had been opportunities that had wandered into his grasp. The sixth was something Varamyr had sought out; a creature far more capable of seeing in the dark than eagle or shadowcat. He intended to never be caught unawares again.
Four wolf noses and a pair of owl eyes, I'll never be blind again.
As he sat atop the bear, staring out over the water, the whispered promises of the Corpse Queen came to him again. Power over life and death. Armies to follow his command. Dominion over the land. All would be his in return for an invitation, to call her south of the Wall.
Varamyr cursed through his teeth again. The temptation was maddening, but he was no fool. He did not even know that calling her this far south would do anything, and there could be no chance that a being like the high priestess of the Others would share her power. Not without some means to take it back at a whim.
And even so, he had seen the kind of power she wielded. What use is being king if all those you rule are dead? What children could I sire on dead women?
The words kept coming back to him ever since that witch-queen Dalla had opened her mouth. Varamyr looked over his shoulder, to the camp of the Bolton bastard, pink banners with the skinned man on them fluttering in the breeze. Ramsay Snow, a cursed name if ever there was one, wanted him dead.
Both Dalla and Mance had warned of a plot to kill the Free Folk going south, to make it look like an attempted raid and bring down the peace. Varamyr was the largest threat to that plan, the one the bastard would kill first, the one who'd be blamed. At first, he didn't believe it. But as the days marching south passed, he began to notice the gazes of the Bolton men more and more. The more they watched him, the more he recalled the whispers.
"Fucking kneelers," he grit out. Every part of him wanted to attack first, but that is exactly what the Stark lords were waiting for, preparing for.
One of his wolves growled, setting off the others. Varamyr didn't need to turn his head to see why their hackles were up. He simply dove into one of their minds, and saw the Bolton bastard himself coming out of his camp, alone.
The kneeler looked like a moon-mad milk-dribbler wearing a pink thing under his sable cloak on his top half, dark red trousers and brown boots below. He appeared unarmed, but he wore a heavy belt, one strong enough to hold a short sword and other blades behind the back and under the cloak.
Annoyed at the sudden attention, Varamyr returned to his own skin and ordered the wolves to move down the shore a little. He had no intention of attacking the lone bastard and starting a war that way, not when he had richer, fatter kneelers to kill and rob further south.
"Greetings," came the man's voice, young and confident, "You must be Varamyr Six-Skins."
Rather than turning his head or body to face the man addressing him, Varamyr turned the bear he was sitting atop with a thought to face the man. Ramsay Snow made no show of fear, nor did he flinch, even as the bear's maw came within an arm's length or less. Fearless, Varamyr thought with amusement, But there are things in the world worth fearing, boy. Not least me.
"No, I'm the King o' you Kneelers," Varamyr pronounced with a sneer.
The thick lips of the boy curled into a toothy smile, the wide nose snorted, the pale grey eyes laughing silently. "My apologies, your Grace! I did not recognise you atop that great beast, dressed like a retched peasant from the clans' mountains."
Varamyr snarled uselessly, causing the boy to laugh openly. The wolves began to growl and advance uselessly, the bear to shift its weight to pounce. He knows I can't touch him. "Watch your tongue boy. You'll talk yourself into being wolf shit. But then, that's all you Boltons are, something the wolves who rule this land chew up and shit out each time you've ever risen against them."
Ramsay Snow's mirth died quickly, replaced by icy hate. It was Varamyr's turn to laugh, which he did so hard that he ended up having to cough after he was finished. "Speak what you came to, boy, or fuck off."
The bastard's tongue ran along the edge of his top teeth. He's not sure he should bother now. "Aye, we could exchange pleasantries all day," the words came at last, "But there's business to conduct."
Varamyr's lips curled back in disgust. More kneeler shit. "What business would I have with you?" he said, "A couple of months and I'll be gone to the south to raid among the green lands there, where my ancestors lived."
Snow shook his head and smirked again, lips wriggling. "Oh no, you're being sent south to die for the Starks," he said, "The men there wear steel all over, and ride horses that make ours look small. Their lances are long and their numbers beyond what you can understand, wildling."
"So what?" Varamyr shrugged, "They're too busy dealing with the Canadians and Stark the Younger. And they've not seen true skinchangers in thousands of years, 'cept for the dragon riding cunts."
Ramsay Snow shook his head slowly. "The Starks will use you like all lords use their smallfolk," he said, "Or they'll abandon you. You're just wildlings to them. You'll be stuck in the south, outnumbered and hated in lands you don't know."
It sounded like shite, but Varamyr considered it. What the kneeler was saying could happen, but only if the Free Folk going south were complete fools and the Starks were too. Skinchanging was too useful to any group of men at war, for seeing where the enemy was or breaking their warbands or harassing them on the move. And the Starks wanted their enemies brought low, they did not want to restrain his wish to raid or anyone else's.
The kneelers hated him, Varamyr knew this. But it wasn't he that had taken the Lord of Winterfell hostage, nor the lord's daughter. Though what power must flow through her veins, able to tame a direwolf.
"I have another way," Snow continued, "One that'll leave you more than promises when the war is over."
Varamyr said nothing. The kneeler clearly liked to hear himself talk too much, he wouldn't get to it any faster through his urging. They stared at each other, each not wanting to be the one to speak first. But only one of them had to speak to get what he wanted.
"We both know the Starks will crush you wildlings eventually," Snow said, "If the Long Night is coming again, you're all just mouths to feed and men who can't stand in a battle line. Or you could strike first."
Suddenly finding the conversation interesting, Varamyr had no choice but to reply now. "And how would I do a thing like that?"
The boy's wormy lips spread into a vicious smile. "Cut the head off the wolf. You wildlings are very good at killing and escaping. You go south and join Robb Stark's army. Find a chance to kill him and his brother."
"That still leaves the father and the two boys in Winterfell," Varamyr pointed out, "Not to mention me being hunted for the rest of my life by angry kneelers."
Snow laughed silently. "They'll never take Lord Eddard from King's Landing alive," he said, "And once he's dead and his son is dead, there are houses in the North who are not so in love with the Starks. They can attack those that are, and bottle up the host in the south at the Moat."
"And Winterfell?"
"Leave Winterfell and the boys to me."
Gods, he believes he can do it. But he can't do it alone. He must mean to recruit someone to let him into the castle.
Varamyr's interest waned into nothingness. The boy was delusional, but saying that or even showing it on his face would only provoke him to turn on the Free Folk earlier. He'll say we were planning to murder the Cassel and the kneeler warriors in their sleep or some such shite.
"So, I kill the Stark lords, you kill the boys, and some kneeler chiefs rise up to stop the others from killing us both in revenge," Varamyr thought aloud, "What's in this for me?"
"Some of the lords won't be needing their land," Snow replied, "Or their daughters."
Varamyr smirked, which the boy took wrongly as approval. He's asked the Crowfood about me, thinking he knows what I live for to make me do what he wants. Conniving little cunt. "And the Others?"
"The southerners won't care who rules in Winterfell," Snow said, "We send wights south, they'll send help north if they're not fools."
Varamyr wondered if that was true. The kneelers were prickly sorts about honour and who ought to be ruler rather than who had the strength to be. Either way, this boy's words needed an answer.
"The Gods favour you," he lied, "I've had no intention of fighting a kneeler war just to be scorned after. Nor would I sit as Mance's man forever either."
Ramsay Snow nodded his head a few times. "We'll not talk from now on," he said, "Except to insult one another if we're ever in the same conversation."
"So no one knows what we've decided," Varamyr complained back, "I'm not a babe in arms, boy. Now fuck off, before I change my mind and have my skins eat you." He nudged the animals with his mind, making the bear and all the wolves open their mouths wide and snap them closed at the same instant. The new skins did it just as well as the old ones.
Still fearless, Snow laughed to himself and turned on his heel, marching back the way he came. Varamyr wasn't sure the boy believed his offer had been accepted, but it didn't matter. There was no time to waste. He ordered his bear mount back to the Free Folk camp, forcing those along the shore to make way.
It didn't take long to find who he needed to speak to. Older Taryne and younger Karla, both black haired witches claiming kneeler blood, had been put in charge of the Laughing Tree by the Canadians before they had left for the south. He found them by their tent in the centre of the camp, far from where the skinchangers had their tents. His approach was noticed. The men had retrieved their long pikes and crossbows.
"What do you want, Sixskins?" Taryne asked, "If you're here to take a woman, you've lost your mind."
Varamyr responded by getting off his bear. His legs wobbled as his feet hit the ground. The weakness he had felt since the blizzard of the Corpse Queen had not left him. It took all his resolve to force his body to stand upright properly, and walk over to the chieftesses.
Once he was close enough, he looked Taryne right in the eye. It was difficult, as she wasn't a small woman.
"The Snow bastard will come to you. He plans to attack Winterfell, and he'll need your help to do it. He asked me to go south and kill Robb Stark. I agreed. You must agree too."
Taryne and Karla exchanged a look. "Why would I betray the men I intend to give my oath to?"
Varamyr rolled his eyes. "Because if you don't say you'll help him, the bastard'll attack us in the night and say he was defending his people," he said, "And like as not start a war with Mance over it."
Karla hocked and spat by Varamyr's feet. "We're ready for him," he said, "If we tell Ser Cassel if this now, he'll help us. And we don't answer to you, Sixskins."
Not yet you don't, Varamyr wanted to growl back. "Ser Fucking Kneeler will do nothing, the Flayed Men and White Sun men outnumber his and the Crowfood's now that we've left the Umberlands. I have no intention of helping the boy. He's lying about what he'd give us for it, and he'll fail. The bastard is dangerous, fears nothing and thinks he can rule. He must be dealt with, soon."
Understanding dawned on the faces of the two women, to Varamyr's immense relief. Taryne put her hands on her hips, sighing her acceptance that something needed to be done. "So we accept his offer and what?"
Varamyr grinned at both of them. Now I have you, Snow.
Chapter 71: La Fleur de Lys
Chapter Text
Hayford was a pretty typical-looking castle.
A square keep on the top of a hill, a wall around the bottom of the hill, various outbuildings in between and a village beyond. It was large enough for the whole of Duquesne's little army and the civilians, including the vehicles and mounts, but only just. Every building was full of Free Folk, the green spaces full of unicorns lounging about, the stables full of horses, the courtyards full of snow crawlers.
The smells were enough to make Anne's eyes water, until a sea breeze came along as the sun beginning to get low. She would have worried about disease spreading in such an environment. But there was a large stream flowing right by the walls and the Free Folk were actually cleaner than the Andals, she noted. Being chased by ice demons forced some things to slip, but not having to worry about that had allowed a reassertion of grooming standards.
With that worry dealt with, Anne worried about Teixeira instead. The master-corporal had avoided her since the events at Sept-in-the-Woods. From what she was hearing from other civilians who spoke to the soldiers, he wasn't speaking to anyone except for the purpose of carrying out his orders.
So, without much else to do except go to sleep early, she ventured out of her quarters with a flashlight and a plastic bag holding some snacks. They were in what must have been a guest house in ordinary times but was the civilian dorm now. Teixeira was on watch duty that night, he'd be on the walls somewhere. He needs a friend more than ever, she had decided.
It didn't take more than a minute before two spearwives were approaching Anne, fully armed. A jolt of fear went through her, as it was quite clear they were looking for her. She considered turning off her flashlight and running back to the guest house.
But it soothed at once as Anne realised the tall one was Grette, the warrior that had escorted her on her first trip into the medieval warzone. The other was the one that had been pointed out to her as the short skinchanger Iola. They had something in common.
They were both pretty and they were both Sayer's lovers, or so the rumours went. Which means it wasn't a social visit.
"Anne Cloutier!" Grette called, raising a hand in greeting.
Anne summoned the best knowledge of the Old Tongue that she had so far and returned the hello. "Good evening," she said, "Walking." Both spearwives glanced at each other, surprised she knew that much.
"Come," Iola said, in accented English. She turned to lead the way, though it seemed Grette knew Anne better than that and waited with a smirk on her face.
Not about to go anywhere just because the little skinchanger said so, she crossed her arms. It took Iola a few steps to catch that no one was following her. "Why?" Anne asked when the green-eyed warg looked about with impatience.
"Duquesne," both spearwives said in unison.
Like that is enough reason. But there was no use fighting over it. Sorry Teixeira, glorious leader calls. Anne walked forward and gestured for Iola to lead on. The three of them moved around the side of crawlers and up the hill to the castle keep itself, where more Free Folk were on guard. They were quickly waved into the main hall.
In the dark interior, Anne was hit at once by heat, the smell of woodsmoke and the sound of chatter. She blinked behind her glasses, the change in light half-blinding her. Her flashlight was just gobbled up by the smoke and size of the room. A second or two later and a very different sight than she expected met her.
The four tables in the room were crowded with barely dressed soldiers and warriors, drawing up documents or looking at laptop screens, their faces lit up by the dull pale glow. Some camplights were around the place too, but not enough. Each table had one of the original four travellers by it. At the two nearest, Sayer and Zheng were translating things rapidly, switching between three languages with complete ease.
They've turned it into a command centre already, Anne thought, And here I am, barely able to understand basic Old Tongue or Common.
Sayer waved to his lovers as soon as he saw them, then pointed to the end of the hall nearby the spiral staircase up to the nobles' quarters. Reluctantly, the two spearwives continued their escort job through the crowd and around the work being done.
Anne stopped dead in her tracks when he realised the Captain was walking up and down the side of the table with a child in his arms. He was talking to it in Common, smiling and making funny faces. Her gut twisted with fear, like someone as dangerous and as capable of killing as Duquesne shouldn't be anywhere near a child. Days ago, he was lining up the corpses of men he had made his men kill, now he’s carrying around a child like he’s its father.
As if to see if everyone else saw what she was seeing, Anne looked around the table to discover that most were ignoring the situation.
Sergeant Schafer was looking through photos of what looked like rocky beaches on a laptop. A number of skinchangers were sitting with their eyes white, indicating they were in the minds of their animals and not truly present. A well-fed Westerosi woman in a servant's outfit fidgeted nearby, probably the child's guardian. Ygritte simply sat with her elbow on the table, her head supported by her hand, watching Duquesne with a desirous look.
Oh girl, you can do much more than be a mother, Anne thought as she snapped out of the scene, her sensibilities doing the job for her. By then, Grette had gotten Duquesne's attention and spoke to him. The Captain stopped pacing and turned towards Anne, his pair of blue eyes joined by the light brown ones of the child, as it smiled and stuck its fingers in its mouth.
"Professor," he smirked in greeting, "Meet Ermesande Hayford, Lady of Hayford."
Ygritte jerked her head around to see the newcomer, not having noticed Anne's approach. Yes, I'm here.
Anne scowled back at the Captain. "What are you doing with that child?"
"Soothing it," came the smooth reply, "She was rather loud about twenty minutes ago, and she couldn't be put to bed like that because upstairs is full of sleeping soldiers. Turns out she just wanted attention." Duquesne tickled the girl under the chin and said something in Common Westerosi, getting a little giggle in return.
Given how quickly the answer came, and sensing no threat to the child, Anne relaxed. It was only then she realised she had barely been breathing. Stop being unfair to him, he told his side of the story. "The girl is the lady of this castle?" she asked, the first thing that came to mind to distract herself.
"The father died in battle to a riverlord raiding party under Lord Piper, mother died in childbirth," Schafer explained, keeping his eyes on his task, writing notes, "So the castellan runs the castle for the kid, and the wet nurse raises her."
Duquesne sighed. "Unfortunately when I try to give the kid back now…" He offered the child back to the servant woman nearby. Immediately, the little girl burst out crying, turning to try and grab the Captain by his t-shirt to stop it. The whole room looked up briefly with annoyance. Duquesne quickly brought the kid back into his arms, which quieted her.
He is good at PR. "How inconvenient for you," Anne said flatly, not convinced for a second that the Captain being the one to try to soothe the child was coincidental, "You called for me."
"I did," Duquesne confirmed, moving to sit at the table and sitting Ermesande on his knee, "Sit, this will take some explanation."
Anne exhaled loudly and sat down in the nearest chair, between Ygritte and Sergeant Schafer. She turned off her flashlight and set it down in front of her. Duquesne and the child watched her do it, which was oddly amusing.
"I have a job for you," Duquesne said, "One that'll give you more facetime with the Westerosi, if you're still interested in that kind of thing?"
Anne's brow rose. "I am, though hopefully it'll work out better than it did with Candice," she said. The expert in weapons archeology still hadn't forgiven herself for shooting the Night's Watch recruits, even though they had been trying to kill her any everyone else in the scouting party.
Duquesne nodded, very aware of the problem. Meanwhile Ygritte muttered something under her breath, rubbing her side where the child soldier had stabbed her. Like all the other Free Folk, she was stripped above the waist, wearing nothing but a wrapped linen cloth around her breasts. The ugly line of stitches were still in place on her side.
"There shouldn't be any shooting," the Captain said, "Though as you're probably aware, in this place the chance of that is never zero."
"What's the job?" Anne asked.
"Diplomatic envoy," Duquesne replied, before holding up his hands to forestall her response, "I know, that's my job not yours, but there's a problem."
He looked around the table and grabbed up a small roll of paper, holding it up. It had a red wax seal on the end of it. "Lord Tywin Lannister refuses to meet us himself. He's sending a second tomorrow, someone who won't be able to make decisions. That's unacceptable on two levels. One, Canada is due more than the attention of some random vassal lord, two, it'll delay things when we want things to move quickly."
"So we can avoid the Starks showing up and throwing a spanner in the works," Schafer added with a smile.
Anne smiled back at the Sergeant, and then at Duquesne, before giving her own addition. "Three, you won't be able to see Lord Tywin's reaction to your demands first hand, which will give you a disadvantage in negotiations."
Duquesne tilted his head once, conceding the point. "So we're going to send you as my diplomatic second. I figure you're pretty good at convincing people to do things, considering you got the entire civilian staff of the base in the NWT to follow you in protest."
Anne bit her lip for a second. "It was more a good cop, bad cop effort between Doctor Shih and I," she started, "We took turns playing either role."
"That's perfect," Duquesne interrupted, "Play the good cop while delivering my opening position."
Anne crossed her arms and leaned back in her seat. It was a big responsibility, but it was exactly the kind of opportunity she had been looking for. She'd learn more about Westerosi nobles in the course of the negotiation than she had in the entire time she had already been in the new world. "What terms do you want me to deliver?"
Duquesne smirked, knowing she was going to agree. "Only the terms for the talks themselves," he said, "Maximum of ten people per negotiating party. Everyone can be armed. Sessions to be recorded by maesters on both sides and by our equipment. Lord Tywin himself must lead the Lannister negotiation team, I must lead the Canadian one…"
"All very reasonable," Schafer commented with a smirk of his own, "Until…"
"Lady Sansa Stark and Lady Arya Stark must be brought to the first full session and handed into the custody of the Canadian delegation," Duquesne sighed, "As proof that King Joffrey and his council aren't barbarians in sore need of lead poisoning."
Anne blinked. "You want two of their hostages just to talk?" she asked, "They'll refuse."
Duquesne shrugged, before quickly grabbing Ermesande and steadying the child before she threatened to topple off his knee. "Lord Tywin is in no position to bargain," he said, "But asking gives us a chance to examine his mindset."
The Captain held up one hand. "If he refuses, it means he think there's a chance he could win if we keep opposing him, in which case he's a delusional nutjob who holds children hostage. If things go badly in the following talks, I have my excuse to storm his castle."
Duquesne switched the hand he was holding up. "But if he agrees, then it's clear Lord Tywin is looking to placate us, and that could lead to an agreement of support for our defence against the Others."
Anne sighed. "So it's a test of rationality and how desperate Lord Lannister is?" she asked, entirely rhetorically, "I would think there are ways to do that with less risk of failure."
Duquesne let out a guffaw. "I'm sure there are, but Lord Tywin also has a pay a cost for me negotiating with his government at all," the Captain declared, "A price to taking children as hostages, one he can pay by rectifying the situation. If he doesn't, then he can pay in his own blood and that of his supporters."
"I'm not sure our government would approve," Anne stated.
"I'm sure they wouldn't," Duquesne said, "But ultimately, it costs us nothing to ask. Ottawa didn't send any diplomats, that tells me that the leaders back home recognise the strength of our position."
"Or no one wanted a one way ticket to somewhere like this."
If they thought I was unsuitable, they would have sent one of their own. All I need you to do is deliver the terms of negotiation, sit there with a bunch of soldiers looking tough and get a read on what they'll do."
Anne scowled. The Captain's attitude was entirely what she had been afraid of seeing. Even if his logic was sound, his terms were the arrogant demand of a conqueror, not that of someone seeking an equal partner to cooperate on defence against a threat. Then again, the nobles would happily make the same demands if roles were reversed.
"I'll do it on one condition," she said.
"What is that?"
"Corporal Teixeira comes with me as part of my bodyguard."
Duquesne's lip curled back, not pleased with the request. "Done," he said, "Now, there are a number of things to cover…"
On the sunny mid-morning of the next day, Anne found herself in the middle of a fallow field just off the King's Road. She stood waiting for the other side to arrive in front a large marquee tent set up to provide some shade to the negotiations. Complete with table, camp chairs, recording equipment, wine glasses… and an escort of MacDonald's entire section mounted in one crawler and all three of the armed buggies.
So welcoming, she thought as she scanned the soldiers faces. All of them had looks on their faces like they were about to be charged by a thousand medieval knights. Maybe they will be…
Anne looked out to the south. In the distance on the horizon, she could see the red towers of the Red Keep, the castle of the capital city. The negotiation was to happen far closer to it than to Hayford. The sea was also visible as a blue line to the southeast, over more fields, freshly harvested. There wasn't a farm animal or a crop plant in sight, and Anne could see for miles. Odd.
She looked around for Teixeira and found him holding the big machinegun attached to one of the buggies. He was equally alert as the others. Despite her request, she hadn't got a chance to talk to him yet. And at the rate things were going, she wasn't going to get one.
Beside him, Private Sayer looked bored, the only soldier who did. I guess compared to ice demons, knights are nothing to be concerned about.
Anne was about to look away again when the corporal flinched and moved the large weapon. The other large weapons were soon pointed in the same direction, off to Anne's left. She turned, and found banners moving up the road towards her; yellow and red. Easily a hundred riders appeared beneath them as they got closer, and the animals stitched on the cloth became visible; black stags and golden lions.
Boots chomped the dry earth behind. MacDonald and Sayer appeared beside her.
"Didn't the message we sent say not to show up with an army?" Anne asked.
"They never listen," Sayer remarked idly, before working his rifle so it was properly loaded. Anne leaned away from him, not wanting to be close if he shot.
The Sergeant's big brown moustache twitched in annoyance. "Guess their pride got the better of them," MacDonald said, "Let's put them back in their fuckin' box, shall we?" He shot off a series of commands into his radio mouthpiece.
Teixeira's weapon swivelled a little more and erupted. They were louder than Anne ever heard, hurting her ears, the sound of the bullets flying by completely covered up. Anne flinched, not having experienced such a cacophony before in her life.
Tracers swung across the front of the column of riders, landing to the side of the road and kicking up great plumes of dust. The horses goggled and reared up in surprise. The whole column split up into a clump, heads of both animal and man turning this way and that.
"Tabernak!" Anne cried as soon as she could hear herself think again. My ears are ringing like church bells.
"There's a reason we train our soldiers what it's like to hear bullets fly nearby," the Sergeant said, before he turned to her, "Now, let's get the diplomat set up in her tent." He held his arm out, inviting her to return. Reluctantly, she did as he suggested, following Sayer to it.
By the time Anne sat down at the table beneath the canvas, a smaller group of riders had begun to move forward again, before the rest had even recovered properly. Within minutes, they could be seen distinctly.
The group were led by a big man with a boar sigil on his chest, with black hair down to his neck and black stubble all down his face, partially armoured. Behind were two smaller men; a bald and slightly rotund man in shining purple silk, with a thin man with dark brown hair, sharp features, a sharp beard and an equally sharp blue tunic with sleeves that expanded until the wrist. They were accompanied by one of the grey-robed maesters, his chain jumping around as the man rode to catch up, and a half dozen guards behind that.
Anne almost wanted to rub her eyes, the three in front were so at odds with one another in how they looked. MacDonald halted them by raising his hand, which they wisely obeyed. The guards stayed at a respectful distance too, only the leaders and the maester approaching.
Instead of showing her disbelief, Anne put on her best dealing-with-students attitude, put her hands together in a scholar's cradle, and gestured with it to the seats across the table from her. Sayer stood behind her, while MacDonald remained outside the marquee but easily able to shoot any offending party beneath it.
The big man approached boldly and quickly. He ducked into the tent, eyes moving between Sayer and Anne like he didn't know who to talk to, before deciding age came before a rifle and youth.
He made a long self-introduction that Anne recognised as such even with her limited Westerosi Common, which Sayer translated dutifully.
"Ser Lyle Crakehall," the Private said, "Master of Laws to his Grace, Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of his Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm."
By the time that was done, the others had caught up. Anne waited for their own introductions.
The quite-young maester was next to arrive and did not introduce himself, instead quickly placing a large ledger down on the table and immediately producing ink and a feather quill. The man began scratching away as if to catch up with recording what had been said.
It was so distracting that Anne almost missed that the next one had also arrived. A smooth, strangely sweet voice sounded another introduction. She turned to find the bald man in purple, hands in the sleeves of his robes, bowing towards her as he spoke.
"Varys, Master of Whispers," Sayer said, "He thanks us for agreeing to talk, rather than applying our great talent for war."
Master of Whispers? Anne thought to herself, Is he a spy or an assassin?
The final participant swanned in, pinching his beard, just as Sayer was finishing the last translation.
"Lord Petyr Baelish, Master of Coin," the translation came, skipping over what was probably a lot of pleasantries, "He's leading the group." It was he who took the central position of the three.
So, the justice minister, the director of national intelligence and the finance minister, Anne thought, Why don't I feel nervous? Perhaps it was the clothes. They did look ridiculous, but then, she probably looked ridiculous to them in winter boots, dark blue jeans, a pink blouse and a dark grey suit jacket.
"Anne Cloutier," she said, "Civilian liaison to the Canadian Protection Force West, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry." Try saying that five times fast after a drink.
Sayer repeated her words in the correct language, with some addition after a question was asked about 'civilian', the answer to which simply caused more confusion. When that was done, the three were invited to join the maester who had already sat down.
Anne opened a cooler by her feet and pulled a bottle of red wine from it, and playing the good host, filled the wine glasses in front of them all. Their attention drawn to the glasses, the delegates were suitably awed by the quality workmanship of the glass, as Duquesne said they would be. Try not to add to the cargo cult, Anne.
As the others were tasting the wine, Lord Baelish decided it was time to get to business. He began speaking, glancing to Sayer every few seconds to make sure the private was getting everything.
"On behalf of the Crown, we're happy to open negotiations. While we remain steadfast and confident in our arms, the war has not necessarily developed to our advantage."
The man paused to drink the wine, though by the time Anne had caught up with the translation, he began again.
"The Hand of the King himself saw the creature that you left for him before the battle at the ford, the one that is dead yet not dead. My friend the Master of Whispers has also received many reports from other sources, both of dead men walking and of the arrival of yet more Canadians. I believe you are one of them?"
The way Baelish pronounced Canadians almost exactly the same way a Dutch guy would, which was distracting.
"We are prepared to offer a permanent truce," Baelish continued, "With Canada as well as the Starks and the Tullys. We are prepared to offer the return of Lord Eddard Stark, and a significant indemnity for damages caused."
Lyle Crakehall snorted with derision. "This will be dependent on Lord Stark accepting his new kingship," the man said, "So that alliance cannot be made so easily later with either of the traitor Baratheons."
So, they know about the King in the North declaration… Anne opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off by Lord Varys as he made a tittering sound that cut through the air like a knife. Go right ahead! she thought grumpily.
"This truce would of course also require Canada to not make arrangements with the other claimants to the Iron Throne," the bald man said, "The lords Renly and Stannis are both in rebellion. This will not be a burden to your goals. They are both extremely unlikely to agree to a truce, particularly without the proof of the need of one that you showed Lord Lannister."
Ser Lyle pressed on at once. "We won't be making peace with them," the big man boomed, "They'll stop at nothing to usurp the throne."
At last, they waited for her input. She remained silent for a moment, until they glanced at each other in confusion.
"Oh, is it my turn to speak?" she asked, picking up her own glass for a sip of wine, "How nice." Sayer did not translate that, just looking down at her for a real answer. Anne, not about to be rushed, drank the Malbec from the glass and wondered for a moment how they had gotten such a good wine up to the NWT in time. Maybe it was the base commander's stock.
Anne took in a breath to clear her thoughts, before she spoke.
"Gentlemen, I am not the ambassador for Canada," she said, "And I don't see your King, your Queen-Regent or the Hand of the King in front of me. If we are to come to an agreement, we have to do so quickly."
She stopped speaking to let Sayer catch up with the translation, while she finished her wine. The scratching of the maester's quill was a pleasant sound while she waited. "The four of us going back and forth to the people who can actually make decisions is absurd. I am here only to make arrangements so that the Hand of the King will come directly to negotiate with … Captain-Ambassador Duquesne."
Varys hid his smiling mouth behind his big sleeve and answered. "The Lord Hand is presently recovering from his wounds and has only recently awakened from a deep sleep. He will not come here."
Anne sighed as theatrically as possible. "This morning, a raven arrived in Hayford from the border with the Riverlands. Robb Stark and his host are only days away. Should he arrive and we do not have an agreement ready to present to him, the terms he will demand will almost certainly be harsher than what we intend to ask."
Crakehall growled words that Sayer didn't translate, while Lord Baelish pursed his lips in thought for a moment. What is this? Good cop, bad cop, sly cop?
"My friends, it is important to remember that our Canadian hosts have differing goals to the Starks and Tullys," Lord Baelish said to his colleagues, gaze lingering on Ser Lyle in particular, "It may be the case that we should make an agreement before the Young Wolf arrives, so that we may have the support of Canada in enforcing them."
"Very wise," Anne agreed, "But before any agreement, we have some demands so that negotiations can begin."
"You say we must hurry," Ser Lyle said, "But you have demands before we even begin talking in earnest?"
"We do," Anne confirmed, "First of all, you will actually come with a maximum of ten people next time. As we already demonstrated when you approached on the road, our ten can kill many more times that number." And Duquesne's been demonstrating it all over the continent.
"True enough," Lord Baelish said, "Though we insist on being allowed weapons."
Ser Lyle nodded along. "Aye, it does not do to strip a noble of his right to arms."
"Naturally," Anne said, "We would be armed regardless, or else you could simply send a hundred men and take us hostage too."
That got smiles, varying from Varys benign but false one saying 'we would never do such a thing' to Baelish's wicked one saying 'we absolutely would do such a thing'.
Time to deliver the hammer blow. "Speaking of hostages," Anne continued, "We require immediate custody of Sansa and Arya Stark, as well as any other persons held by you as hostage under the age of eighteen years old."
Sayer spoke the words, and incredulous blank stares were the first reply. Anne kept the frown off her face. Calm but firm.
"The Lord Hand will never agree to the release of hostages without equal concessions," Ser Lyle stated.
"The concession we are granting is the negotiations themselves," Anne answered, "Canada does not negotiate with states that take children hostage."
"Then there shall be no agreement," Lord Baelish ground out, "And we are wasting our time."
Anne sighed. The Westerosi were trying to bluff on a bad hand. It was time to deliver the lines Duquesne wanted to be delivered. She felt dirty all over her skin and in her mouth for having to do so.
"No agreement will see the Canadian Armed Forces attack King's Landing," she stated, "With or without the support of the Kingdom of the North, we would win. The Lord Hand is a witness to what just four Canadian soldiers were capable of. Gentlemen, there are now over a hundred Canadians in Westeros, and more will follow. Your walls won't save you."
Face red with anger, Ser Lyle jumped up from his seat. Her heart wrenching with surprise and fear, Anne flinched back, as Sayer raised his rifle. MacDonald quickly stepped under the marquee's roof with his own weapon up, pointed at the big man.
"Back in your fuckin' seat, big man," the Sergeant growled, Scottish accent more pronounced than Anne had ever heard it.
Sayer said something in Common too, and the man obeyed MacDonald's command, eyes remaining locked to the barrel of the Private's rifle.
Anne's heart beat returned to normal. Ser Lyle was at that battle too, she realised. The knight had backed down far too quickly otherwise. Sayer and MacDonald lowered their firearms, though the latter did not leave the tent.
Anne coughed to clear her throat and make sure her voice didn't wobble when she spoke again. "Bring our terms to Lord Lannister, let him decide," she said, "Send his answer by bird to Hayford."
Lord Baelish pinched his beard between thumb and forefinger before leaning forward. "My lady," he began softly, "I must warn you, I find it very unlikely that the Lord Hand will agree, even with the threat of seizing the city. If you drop the demand for the return of the Stark girls, I can assure the Lord Hand's presence tomorrow."
Anne shook her head slowly. "You will return all hostages under the age of eighteen years old," she repeated, "No exceptions. And I have been told by Duquesne directly, if we find out later you've made an exception for even a serving girl, he'll come back here and kill you. His words, not mine."
Lord Baelish's tongue moved in his mouth like it was dry as he returned upright in his seat. "Then we have nothing more to discuss today."
But Anne did. The lords reached for their wine glasses to finish their contents before they left, giving her the chance she wanted.
"I have something more to say," she said, "Not in an official capacity."
Sayer translated, and then turned to her. "What are you doing?"
"Aye, what are you doing?" MacDonald asked, "You've delivered the terms."
"Trying to talk sense into them," Anne responded, "Just translate. You'll understand what my point is." I need to see if they can help save themselves…
"My lady?" Varys asked, Anne able to understand that much in Common.
"I wish to make you understand something about Canada," Anne said, "We are one of the largest countries on our world."
Varys' head cocked slightly, and his voice deepened a little. "Our world?"
Anne ignored what was probably scepticism. "Our country was built by stealing or conquering the land of others, justified by ideals of civilisation. Our ancestors thought we were better than the people who lived in the land we now occupy. I understand you have a precedent like that, the Andal invasion?"
"Yes?" Lord Baelish said.
"You, the lords of Westeros, are in danger of being painted as primitive barbarians in the eyes of our leaders and our people," Anne said, "That is very dangerous for you. You appear to have no answer to our weaponry and tactics."
"Would you have us bend the knee?" Ser Lyle asked through his teeth, "You are no dragonlords."
"I would have you protect yourselves from being labelled as lesser, however you can," Anne answered, "Signal that you are people who can be negotiated with, that are not so different to us in values. Release the children to us, and you would go a long way to showing that you're not just evil people who need to be removed from power. Signal strength by showing you don't need such hostages to win." Or removed from existence if Duquesne has his way…
The three lords rose to their feet, led by Baelish. "We shall pass your terms and your… warning onto the Hand of the King," he said, "You will have your answer by dawn tomorrow."
Anne got out of her seat too. "I will pass that on to the Captain-Ambassador."
With that, Baelish and Ser Lyle made their way back towards their horses. The maester began packing up his things, accidentally spilling ink on the table and proceeding to mop it up with a spare piece of paper.
Only Lord Varys was in no hurry to leave. The bald, perfumed man smiled at Anne almost fondly. "My lady, I thank you for what you have said," he said in a kind tone, "Your people's arrival to Westeros has been a surprise to say the least. Greater understanding of your ways can only help us towards the end we all desire."
Sayer looked away after translating that, rolling his eyes out of sight of the man.
Anne smiled broadly, both at the compliment and Sayer's flippant reaction. "Just doing my part, Lord Varys. Thank you."
Chapter 72: The Regent
Chapter Text
The Small Council was assembled in total silence, absent any of the usual jibes between the masters. When Cersei arrived, they were sitting and acting as if not another soul was in the chamber. Varys was staring at a Valyrian sphinx opposite him, lost in thought. Pycelle and Baelish attended to large tomes, the Grand Maester reading and the Master of Coin writing. Janos Slynt was inspecting the threads of his yellow cloak closely.
Only the Strongboar rose to his feet on seeing Cersei, the others not registering her presence. Her annoyance at this lack of decorum stung at the back of her eyes, but the behaviour of the men in the room was so unusual that she did not remark on it. She gave a small bow of the head to Ser Lyle Crakehall for his acknowledgement of her entrance, and made her way to her own seat. Ser Meryn stayed outside, guarding the way.
The Hand of the King's arrival was announced by the sound of the iron tip of his cane hitting the stone floor. Cersei felt each of those sounds like they were the tolling bells for her own execution. Her father had not spoken of Stark's accusations since awaking, though they had very little opportunity to meet. She had been locked up in the Maidenvault for the most part, on her father's orders, 'for her own safety'.
Now Cersei had been summoned with the rest of the Small Council, and Lord Tywin Lannister strode into the room, back straight and eyes clear but his gait difficult. It would have been a relief, except that she had been the one to put him in danger. Now we shall see what it has cost me.
The whole room rose to their feet to greet the Hand. Lord Tywin, stronger than Cersei had seen him since his arrival in the capital, replied only to the Strongboar before he went to his own seat. The chair was less comfortable and less ornate than Cersei's own… but it was at the head of the table, where hers had been. She bristled again at the thought of being supplanted, but there had been no resisting it.
The Lord Hand did not even look at his daughter before put his cane on the table in front of him and spoke to the council.
"Lord Baelish," Tywin began, "I understand that negotiations did not go as expected."
The Master of Coin's face contorted ever so slightly as he fought down what was quite obviously an ugly grimace. "The Canadians gave us several unpleasant surprises," he said, "Lord Duquesne was not present to negotiate, though it appears he has been empowered to do so, and the one they did send presented demands that were not mentioned in the messages we received before."
"Demands that must be met before the Canadians will negotiate on anything at all," Lord Varys added softly, "And their representative they did send presented us with a warning, a history lesson about her people. She said that Canada does not negotiate with a realm that keeps children as hostages…"
Lord Tywin's green eyes aimed towards the Master of Whispers and narrowed. "I shall hear that from you later," he said, "For now, I would hear their demands."
So would I, Cersei thought impatiently. A history lesson about foreigners was of no import.
"They want you to negotiate in person," Ser Lyle explained, running his hand through his hair, "And they want the Stark girls, along with any other hostage below the age of eight and ten years."
Lord Tywin remained impassive. "And what shall they say will happen if we do not meet their demands?"
That is obvious, Cersei thought.
"They will attack the city," Ser Lyle said, "With or without the Starks."
Slynt rumbled out a laugh. "Suicide!" he proclaimed, "Even the full might of the North and Riverlands would be hard pressed to take the city."
Cersei couldn't help but agree. The pyromancers had already prepared much wildfire for defence of the city. We'll burn the foreigners and wildlings from atop the walls.
The Strongboar laughed, but his mirth was false. "You have not seen their weapons, goldcloak," he said to Slynt, "And you should restrain yourself from speaking as if you have."
"Indeed," Lord Tywin agreed, causing Lord Slynt to pale, "That would be best."
The Commander of the City Watch closed his mouth, though he made a face like his tongue had swollen up.
Cersei shifted in her seat, uncomfortable with the reminder of the Canadian armaments. "Are the foreign weapons truly impossible to counter?"
"Not impossible," her father replied without a look towards her, "But the Canadians do possess the power to smash the walls of this city. Underestimating them will be our doom, and I will never again make the mistake of fighting an enemy without understanding him first."
The Grand Maester cleared his throat three times as he closed his tome. "My lord, if these foreigners represent such a threat, what do you intend to do?" he said, "Breaching our walls would be a catastrophe even if we were to repel them afterwards. The traitor lords Renly and Stannis could arrive before repairs were made."
"Word has come that our enemies are on the way here," Lord Varys agreed, "Renly's host coming from Highgarden met with his Stormlords at Bitterbridge some days ago, some thirty thousand men. Lord Stannis is mustering his fleet as we speak."
"And Robb Stark is already in the Crownlands," Lord Baelish added, "Lady Anne Cloutier of Canada gave us that little piece of news, for what it is worth."
Cersei's fingers tapped on the table, her impatience growing. "So what shall our response be?"
"We shall agree to the Canadian terms," Lord Tywin declared.
Staring at her father, Cersei could barely believe the man would say such a thing. He's truly afraid.
"My lord," Baelish objected, his voice nearly cracking, "We cannot give up our hostages. Without Lady Sansa to hold over Lord Stark, he shall repudiate the terms we have set upon him to turn against the wildlings."
"And we do not in fact have Arya Stark to give," Ser Lyle said, scowling at both Lord Varys and Lord Slynt. Both had failed to find the girl. Knowing the capital, the girl was likely dead or worse.
"We shall offer back Lady Sansa, her handmaiden and her attendants," Lord Tywin said, "I shall explain to the Canadians that Lady Arya was lost in the chaos of Lord Eddard's attempt to seize power and we have been lying about it. If as Lord Varys says, what the Canadians want is proof that we are civilised men, then that shall suffice."
"My lord, what about your health?" Pycelle asked, "It is true, you have recovered greatly in your slumber, but…"
"I am fit to travel the few miles to the meeting place," Tywin intervened, "But I shall of course take your recommendations on how I do so most seriously, Grand Maester."
Pycelle nodded repeatedly at that. "Excellent, my lord, excellent…"
Littlefinger put down his quill, drawing Cersei's gaze, and set aside his own tome.
"My Lord Hand, it would be a grave mistake to hand over Sansa Stark and Jeyne Poole. The King has … not been kind to Lady Sansa. Lady Jeyne and the servants were given to me as a reward for my service, and I have treated them as such. Given what they have experienced, I fear they would ruin our reputation as civilised men among a people who do not understand the necessity of holding hostages or for whom anyone with fewer than eight and ten years is a child…"
Cersei's jaw set. Giving Littlefinger his prizes had been her decision, and she sorely regretted both allowing that and not inquiring as to what he planned to do with the chits. His whoremonger ways may have doomed our chances…
Lord Tywin bared his teeth in anger. "Lord Baelish, do not mistake your reputation for that of the realm," he said sternly, "You were given noble hostages for use in our cause, not to indulge or enrich yourself. You are free to remain in the city when I go to talk to them."
Baelish blanched and sat heavily against the back of his chair, defeated. Cersei would have appreciated such a thing, except that the man was correct. If the Canadians did care about the treatment of little Sansa and the rest, giving them back to tell the tale was foolishness.
"All of you must understand one thing," Lord Tywin continued, "Thus far, among the great houses, only House Lannister has faced the Canadians in battle. In order for my grandson's rule and all of us to survive the coming days, we must redirect their attention to those that have not yet felt that fury. The only means we have to do that is to give them what they want."
"Shall we bend the knee to these foreigners, Father?" Cersei burst out, "Like the West bowed to the dragonlords?"
Lord Tywin finally looked at her, eyes furious. "We need do no such thing," he said, "Unlike the Targaryens, the Canadians have no interest in ruling soon, or they would have sent far more than a hundred to join their original four. As such, they are the only faction we can come to an arrangement with, and the threat of their alliance with the wildlings shall cow the Starks. But I promise you, I have no intention of allowing their interference forever."
Lord Tywin rose to his feet, picking up his cane. "We have experienced a Field of Fire once more," he said, "It is time for Lords Renly and Stannis to feel theirs."
The Strongboar slapped the table three times hard, smiling like he had just killed an enemy. "Yes, my Lord Hand!" he called.
If only it were so easy, Cersei wanted to snarl at her father.
Lord Tywin's face relaxed, clearly pleased at the reaction. "Ser Lyle, gather the hostages to be released. Lord Baelish shall assist you," he said, "I shall go tell Lord Eddard Stark the news that he is crowned."
"No doubt he will reject it, my lord," Lord Varys tittered.
"Neither I nor his own lords shall give him any choice," the Hand said with amusement, before he walked around the table to leave.
Cersei watched, plotting how she might kill Jeyne Poole and the servants. Lord Eddard and Sansa were out of reach, a hundred Crakehall men guarded them at all times. But their stories paled compared to whatever the whoremonger had done to the others. The goldcloaks might be bribed to end the girls before the Strongboar got Littlefinger to cooperate, and the Master of Coin might be glad to assist in the matter.
Lord Tywin stopped by the door and returned to the table.
"And a warning to all here. If any harm should come to the hostages tonight or tomorrow before we leave, you shall be punished most severely," he warned, before looking at Cersei one last time, "All of you."
A shiver went up Cersei's spine, and she set aside her planning at once. Her fate was now out of her hands, she realised, and she had never felt more alone.
Jaime, come back to me…
Chapter 73: Sansa
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Lord Eddard Stark had spent the time since he had been released from the Black Cells reading, watching the sea from the balcony, and doing strange exercises. He seemed at a strange ease, except when he slept. His leg bothered him, and was healing very slowly.
Shocked by how ragged and dirty he had looked when they had first been reunited, and by Father's stories of what had happened in the throne room before he was thrown in the dungeons, Sansa had cursed Joffrey and Cersei and the whole Lannister band.
From that moment on, she had paid special attention to her father and never left his side. When he read, she would do needlework or read too. When he looked out over the sea, she would sit nearby, eating snacks and trying to work out what he was watching for. Often times it was then that the maesters attended to his wound.
When he exercised, they spoke, of old times and of what would happen when they both made it back to the North.
Truthfully, it was the most time she had ever spent with her father, and she was strangely happy. The dream turned nightmare that was King's Landing was soon coming to an end. The air felt lighter, food tasted richer, water was more refreshing. The darkest clouds over their lives had not been seen for weeks, save one.
Queen Cersei had been confined to the Maidenvault with them, and Lord Lannister had wisely divided the keep in two so that she would see neither Sansa nor her father. The few times this had been unavoidable in the central stairway, no words were exchanged nor glances. Sansa did not understand why the Queen-Regent had been confined, but her father always wore a small smile each time there was an encounter.
One thing that was more of an annoyance was the presence of men wearing the boar sigil of House Crakehall at all times. The corridor to Sansa and her father's chamber had ten men on duty at any time, another ten on the balcony, and many more in every possible approach up to the floor. Sansa had counted seventy eight of them out of boredom one day.
Ser Lyle Crakehall had come when she had been first reunited with her father and explained the men-at-arms were there to protect them, and although they seemed to have been selected for their courteousness, she could no longer believe such things from men of the Westerlands. They're lions and wild boars, ready to tear you apart for their sport.
No one visited them. Occasionally, Father was summoned elsewhere, and during that time, Sansa was left alone, sweating and shaking with fear she couldn't control about what might happen. But each time, the Gods Old and New answered her prayers, Father returned. She hugged him tight and he reminded her that Robb and his foreign allies were coming, that it made no sense for them to be harmed.
Joffrey wouldn't care, she thought at first, but the instinct to say that to herself came less and less easily.
Then, one day, the door to their chamber opened, and Lord Tywin Lannister strode in with three Casterly Rock men in red tabards. Her skin crawling, Sansa stood up and curtsied. Courtesy is your armour.
The Hand of the King gave a small bow in return, straining to do so with his cane. Surprised, Sansa glanced at her father. Lord Eddard was scowling up from his seat, his wounded leg stretched out and a book about King's Landing open on his lap.
The Crakehall men quickly pulled a chair to a place directly in front of Father and Lord Lannister sat down heavily with a sigh. With a flick of the hand, the Crakehall men were ordered to leave the room, leaving just the three Lannister ones standing at a respectful distance.
"Lord Lannister," Father said with no small amount of annoyance, "I would ask you leave us in peace here. If you have need of me, you may summon me."
"I come for no small matter of inquiry," the Old Lion replied, "And it is best summarised by what I must now call you by protocol, Your Grace."
Sansa blinked in confusion. Why is Tywin Lannister calling my father by that term?
"Is this mockery?" Lord Stark sighed, "I am not Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
Lord Tywin stroked his blonde whiskers for a moment. If Sansa had to guess, he almost looked pleased. "Indeed not," he said, "You are however a king nonetheless."
Sansa's eyes widened so much she felt them bulge. What a strange thing to say!
Father was not so shocked. "And how did I become one?" he said, "Is your hand that shall touch the crown to my head? It would be in your interest to divide those opposing you. By allowing it, Stannis would call me an oathbreaker and a rebel."
Lord Tywin put his hands on his belly, one of which was made of solid gold. His real one had been lost in battle with the foreigners. Now it was obvious he was enjoying himself, Sansa thought, though his face remained ever stern.
"It is true that I have a great interest in seeing you crowned," he proclaimed, "But it wasn't I who put the crown on your head, Your Grace. Your bannermen declared independence at Harrenhal some days ago. A raven carrying the declaration to Maidenpool got wounded and took shelter in Antlers, after which it was sent here."
"So I am a king now?" her father repeated, "I do not think I can believe you."
"You are King in the North and King of the Trident," Lord Tywin said, "Your son is Prince and heir apparent of the North and Trident." He looked to Sansa. "And you girl, are Princess Sansa of the North and Trident."
A lump grew in Sansa's throat, emotions battling within her. In some ways, it was almost what she had always wanted for herself. A grand title, standing at the very heart of the realm. But the news was being delivered by her family's enemy, and with no small amount of glee.
"And why should I accept this crown?" her father asked, "I am willing to accept a truce on terms we have already discussed, but why would I also invite the wrath of Stannis? A man I regard to be the true Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, as I have told you."
Tywin's hands parted and went to the armrests to either side of him. "You shall do it because there will be no peace without it, because I shall not release you unless you do, because your own lords proclaimed it and you shall not change their minds…"
Sansa's heart froze when the man's green and gold eyes turned to her.
"And because I shall release your daughter on the morn if you accept the crown and send forth a proclamation to that effect at once."
It can't be! her mind shouted, It's a lie! Yet she felt like she was shaking with joy regardless, and fear for her father.
Lord Eddard hesitated, mouth opening once to speak before closing once again before he spoke his next thought. "Release her to what?" he scoffed, "To the open road in the midst of war? To your guards who will treat her as a vulnerable girl often is in war?"
Sansa shuddered, the thought of being alone with just Lannister men frightening as can be. She fought down the urge, trying to remain nothing but a statue. A crying girl looks weak.
Tywin turned back to Father with a shake of the head. "The Canadians have arrived," he said, "I will bring her to them personally, and they will take her to Prince Robb."
Eddard Stark put the book on his lap aside and moved to become more comfortable.
"Why would I entrust my daughter to the foreigners? Aside from the fact they have brought you low."
"I have shown you their proclamation," the Old Lion replied, "And told you of their actions. They are not the sort to hold hostages, nor are they the sort to harm a young woman. But I shall sweeten the offer if I must. Alongside your daughter, I will release the other young hostages I have; Jeyne Poole and the other handmaids."
Sansa could not believe her ears. "They're alive?" she gasped out.
Lord Tywin gave a single nod, and said no more.
Where have they been? Her head spun. "Father," Sansa pleaded, "You cannot leave Jeyne here… I don't want to leave you, but…" Leaving her friends to their fate would seem more cruel than anything Joffrey had commanded.
Lord Eddard frowned and seemed to examine Lord Tywin for a moment.
"Very well, Lord Lannister," he sighed finally, "You win. I shall take the crown to save my daughter."
Lord Tywin shook with a silent laugh. "No doubt to repudiate it later," he said, "But you shall find that more difficult than you think, and for our purpose, it matters not."
He turned once more to Lady Sansa. "I shall have your handmaids brought to you, Princess Sansa. By dawn, you and they shall be clean and your things shall be packed so that we may depart at once."
"Yes, my lord," Sansa said, bowing her head. Her head felt light, her shoulders not aching like they weren't carrying the weight of the dead any longer. I'm going home…
Jeyne Poole, Enith Wells and Lauryn Condon arrived in the Maidenvault at sunset. As they were escorted into the chambers, Sansa could not help herself. She started from her chair and made straight for Jeyne at the first sight of her friend. She wrapped her arms in a tight hug in the middle of the space, the other two girls taking their place to the side and watching.
"I missed you," Sansa said, barely able to speak above a whisper, "I'm so glad you're alive."
Jeyne began weeping into her shoulder, shaking with every sob. Sansa leaned her head against her friend's own, stroking her hair and wanting to weep herself. It took most of her effort to stop herself. Strength, not fear, not sorrow.
The smell of perfume became strong enough to distract her; lavender, too much of it. Sansa's fingers then reported more strangeness, the feeling of silk and velvet. She looked to the other two, and saw they were wearing the clothes not unlike Lord Varys' robes around them, heavy and covering up their forms entirely. They would have cost a small fortune.
It was so odd, Sansa pulled away slightly, her hands taking Jeyne's own.
"What are you wearing?" she asked quietly of all of them, "What happened to you?"
Jeyne looked up with bloodshot brown eyes and could not answer, sobbing more. When Sansa looked to Enith and Lauryn, water was pouring down their cheeks too, though they were silent. Even the guards looked on with a horrified sympathy.
"Sansa, you can talk about that when you are safely home," her father intervened, placing a hand on her shoulder, "For now, you must prepare to leave. I'll call for the servants to prepare a bath." His tone brooked no disobedience, something she had not heard for some time.
Not understanding why, Sansa nonetheless obeyed. "Yes Father," she said.
The large copper bath was brought in as usual, but the number of servants was far more than usual. Each was searched thoroughly before being allowed into the room, the guards even sticking their hands into the buckets of water to check them.
It took quite a long time for everything to be prepared as a result, and when Father finally left the room for the balcony and the guards closed the door. The servants disrobed Sansa and the others gently, almost fearfully, like they were afraid of hurting them.
Underneath the robes of the other girls were even stranger clothes, thin cloth suspended only by velvet cords that barely covered anything. Red lines and scars covered their backs, clearly made by wooden switches and horse whips. Sansa's throat closed over at the sight of it, at least some of the answers to her questions written on the flesh of her friend and her servants.
They did not speak as they washed, nor when they redressed, or when Lord Stark offered his master bed to them to sleep the hours left until they would have to wake to prepare to go. Sansa slept fitfully with Jeyne clutching her tightly, Enith and Lauryn sleeping to the side facing the opposite way.
The servants woke them in the morning, they all washed with wet cloth again and dressed for their journey. Sansa, her father and her companions were all led out of the Maidenvault at dawn. A carriage and a small escort were waiting. Queen Cersei looked on from her own balcony above, unreadable from a distance.
Sansa supervised her and her father's chests being loaded into the carriage, when something occurred to her. "Should we not get Jeyne, Enith and Lauryn's chests?" she thought aloud, wondering where they might be.
"Leave them," Jeyne replied at once from the carriage, the first words she had spoken since her return, "Let us go."
Sensing the urgency and cursing herself for having thought of such a mundane thing, Lord Eddard Stark seemed to feel her guilt at hurting her friend and quickly brought her into his own embrace. "Sansa, my daughter," he said, "Get home and live well. Give your mother and brothers my love. Tell Robb I'm proud of him."
Sansa's eyes swelled with tears of her own now, overcoming all her new instincts to remain a statue in the eyes of her captors. "Yes, Father," she choked out.
"Jeyne, Enith, Lauryn," he called, still holding her, "My lady wife shall see to your needs. Fear not. The Starks of Winterfell remember and reward those who suffer in our service."
"Thank you, my lord," Jeyne replied softly, though her face was blank with doubt.
Another carriage rumbled up as Sansa joined her companions, drawn by fine red horses. Lord Tywin and Lord Varys were sat within, the Lannister lion stitched in hangings from the doors. "Let us depart," he commanded, "Lord Stark, I shall see you tonight."
"Very well," Father said, voice tinged with irritation.
The Hand's carriage proceeded forward first, followed by Sansa's own. She leaned out to watch Lord Eddard for as long as she could, as he stood doing the same, leaning his weight against his wooden cane. Finally, the carriage turned a corner and he was gone.
And she feared she would never see him again.
The journey to the meeting place took almost three hours, the carriages seeming to move more slowly up the Kingsroad than ought to have been possible. Sansa felt a nervousness about it, like they weren't leaving quickly enough and Joffrey might come storming from behind with a company of knights to drag her back to the capital.
But as the stink of the city was replaced by the sea breeze and summer smells, she began to relax. So too did Jeyne and the others, occasionally exchanging quiet smiles as they realised truly that they were on their way home.
Awaiting them was a truly strange sight.
Six huts with wheels on them were sitting in the middle of a recently harvested field, painted a dark green and having huge windows on their front. Men in dark green clothes and armour stood around or sat on top of them, holding black clubs or long grey poles attached to the huts like either were real weapons. They were guarding a tent without sides, under which was a long table and seats made of cloth and poles.
Above them, a banner caught the sea air moving above it all, showing a red banner with a thick top-down white stripe in the middle, a large weirwood leaf on the stripe in the same red.
Canadians, Sansa realised. "They're supposed to be sorcerers," she announced to the carriage, as she looked out at them.
"They shot Lord Tywin," Jeyne said, "And blew away his bannermen with fire, like dragons."
Sansa turned her head sharply to look at her friend. "Where did you hear that?" she asked.
"The whole city is talking about it," Jeyne replied, "The tales of the new foreigners are everywhere now. They captured the Imp and the Mountain, they have wildlings riding unicorns with them, and they took thirteen castles in less than a week."
Sansa cursed her captivity twice over. Such information was not given to her or her father. It may be that Father could have asked for his own release by using these Canadians power to scare Tywin.
The Lord Hand himself appeared by their carriage seconds later, green eyes peering up at her. "Please dismount," he said, "You will be handed over to the Canadian delegation at once."
"And they'll bring us to Robb?" Sansa asked, worried she was just being traded to a new set of captors.
Lord Tywin's brow twitched upwards. "Yes, as far as I am aware," he said, "They are not a duplicitous people, they keep their word." The way he had said it suggested he thought such honour was a failing. How can such a lord think honour anything but a boon?
She nonetheless led the way off the carriage, and all four girls followed Lord Tywin and Lord Varys across the soft dirt towards the tent. Waiting to meet them were five people. From a distance, it appeared to be three men, a woman and a small child. But as the party got closer, the true nature of the hosts became clear.
The most ordinary was a handsome man with striking blue eyes and a wide smirk, a strange soft hat on his head with a sigil in gold on it. He had other sigils and icons on him too, indicating he was the leader. But Sansa's gaze was torn away from him quickly by the others.
The next man was not in fact a man at all, despite being dressed and armed in much the same way as her leader. She had wide, high cheekbones and the darkest eyes Sansa had ever seen a person possess. They were black pools that ate up almost all of the white of the orbs. Her arms looked strong too, like she was a Mormont of Bear Isle or one of the mountain clanswomen.
The last of the men was just as foreign looking, with a large scar on his cheek that looked like it had been made not too long ago. He wore a thick red garment on his body with a hood, though the hood was down in favour of the helms all three were wearing with green cloth over them. His weapon was different too, and had a Myrish spyglass on it.
All three looked truly formidable, though Sansa could see no blades beyond small daggers, only the strange thing clubs with many handles. She almost did not pay attention to the other two, until she came closer still.
The woman was of an age with Sansa's mother, and was dressed in a truly mad manner. Large men's boots and blue men's trousers, a white shirt with a strange dark grey doublet that was half open, it was so foreign. Her hair was tied back behind her head, and her face was dominated by a thin frame holding two pieces of glass to her eyes, perched on a high nose and her ears.
All very strange, but nothing compared to the child: It was no child at all.
Brown skin with white spots, large ears peeking out of lighter brown hair with flowers woven into it, golden eyes with slits like a cat's own, and wearing a cloak of red weirwood leaves. Sansa stopped dead on recognising what she was seeing, looking to the others to make sure it wasn't just her. So did Jeyne, Lord Tywin, Lord Varys and everyone else that was approaching. Mouths dropped open and eyes widened as far as they could.
A Child of the Forest, Sansa wanted to say, but she found she had no breath left to do it, A legend from Old Nan's stories is sitting atop that table.
"Welcome," said the leader, glancing between the mysterious creature and the party that had just arrived, "Sorry to add an extra person to our delegation, but Arrel insisted."
"I am not a Canadian," the Child spoke in a melodious voice. "I am one of the Speakers."
"So he doesn't count," said the black-eyed woman.
Lord Tywin made a noise from his throat, and walked forward to the leader.
"Ambassador Duquesne, I presume. You are younger than I imagined."
The leader's hands moved to rest on the top of the weapon hanging from his front. "There should be a Captain in my title, somewhere?" he replied, his accent a refined one with a slight northern lilt. He quickly walked around the Hand and moved towards Sansa, watched the whole time. His smirk had disappeared, his mouth now a thin line.
"Sansa Stark?" he asked.
"Yes, my lord," she answered.
Duquesne's gaze flickered to the others, examining them. "Where is Arya Stark?"
"We never had Arya Stark," Lord Lannister stated, "She escaped during the chaos of the King's ascension to the throne. We have been unable to locate her. We assume she died in the city or managed to leave it entirely."
"Liar," the dark-eyed woman declared. Lord Lannister bristled, but did not deem that statement worthy of a response beyond shooting a short glare at his accuser.
Duquesne went quiet for a minute too, scratching his chin with his fingers. "Normally I would agree with my colleague," he thought aloud, "But I'm not so sure he is lying, given recent events."
The dark-eyed woman grimaced with annoyance and looked away, clearly having relished the idea of sending the Lannister delegation back to King's Landing with nothing. Why do the foreigners hate the Lannisters so? Sansa wondered.
The Canadian leader knelt in front of her, and pointed between Jeyne, Enith and Lauryn. "These are your friends?"
Lord Tywin quickly listed off her companions names. "These are the handmaidens who survived Eddard Stark's attempt to overthrow my grandson," he concluded.
Anger briefly flashing on his face, Lord Duquesne stood and looked at the whiskered Lannister with a small tilt of his head. "I'm sure the little girls that didn't survive put up a hell of a fight," he said flatly, "But I suppose you have kept up your part of the bargain."
He reached for a box on his hip with one hand and a strange stick poking out from the side of his helm with the other. Speaking a single word in a language Sansa didn't recognise, when he was finished, a strange wailing sounded from the north.
Fearing what strange thing might be coming, Sansa clenched her fingers to stop from fidgeting. "What is that noise, my lord?" she asked.
"I demanded your release as proof that Lord Tywin was civilised," the Canadian replied, "It occurred to me that I should prove it about myself too."
Blood rushing to her face, Sansa was outraged and glowered at Lord Lannister.
The Hand of the King had used her release to get her father to accept the crown of the North and Trident, but it had been the Canadians' demand all along, and the Old Lion had used it to get Lord Eddard to do what he wanted.
Neither man noted her visible anger. They were too busy watching the road north, and for good reason. Three carriages were moving rapidly towards the field, faster than any seen before… without any horses to pull them. The lead one had unnatural flashing lights atop it, was fully enclosed in painted metal and clear glass, and seemed to be the source of the wailing. The two behind looked more like real carriages, except they had bulky frames around them and she could see warriors inside them, including what could only be wildlings.
Unable to believe what she was seeing but seeing it anyway, Sansa began to feel numb to the shocks of new relevation already. No wonder Lord Lannister gave in to their demands, these foreigners are sorcerous beyond dreams.
"The noise is just announcing their arrival," Lord Duquesne reassured her, misinterpreting her expression somehow, "It'll stop soon."
The wailing did stop within a moment of him saying so, though the flashing lights continued even as the three horseless carriages came to a halt on the road.
"What is this?" Lord Tywin demanded, "You brought more than agreed."
"You'll see," Duquesne replied with a wave of his hand. Sansa thought the gesture was really quite rude, unfitting of Lord Lannister's station. The man himself did too, brow knitting as he looked to the strange carriages once more. The armed wildlings and Canadians riding them readied their weapons in the direction of the Lannister escort nearby, and received the same in turn.
Thankfully no battle began, and instead, the doors of the lead carriage opened. Another armed woman stepped out, though her clothes and armour were black with large yellow writing on it, and her hat had a different sigil on it. After her, a blonde dwarf hopped down to the ground, wearing Lannister colours.
The Imp, Sansa thought. "Are you exchanging us for Lord Tyrion?" she asked, wondering if the Canadians had been fooled rather than their demands being granted. The dark-eyed woman snorted her amusement at that.
"No," Lord Duquesne said, "I'm just facilitating a little family reunion."
Tyrion Lannister made his way down the embankment of the Kingsroad and across the field with some difficulty, hobbling every other step. He was followed closely by the armoured woman, her hand on the weapon hanging from her hip. As he got closer, Sansa scrunched up her nose. She had forgotten how ugly he was.
"Father!" he shouted, "What a joy to see you."
"Tyrion," Lord Tywin replied shortly, "You are injured."
"Shot in the rump trying to escape," Tyrion said, spreading his arms to either side, "An unwise attempt given I was on the Isle of Faces at the time, but not much to be done about it."
"You got lucky," the red-hooded man said, "I wasn't aiming for your rear."
"Yet more proof that I am the luckiest man in Westeros," the Imp replied, "In all things, except height."
The armoured woman rolled her eyes and joined Duquesne, speaking in their own tongue for a moment. She was then waved forwards towards Sansa.
"This is Sergeant Portelance," the Canadian leader said, "She's going to take you and your friends away from here, and ask you some questions."
"Will you bring us to my brother?" Sansa asked urgently, without thinking.
Lord Duquesne's smirk returned with a quick glance to Lord Lannister. "I don't need to take you much further than Hayford," he said, "Robb Stark and thirty-five thousand men will be here in a few days."
Sansa's heart beat harder, her legs feeling like she could jump twenty feet in the air. So close!
"Then we really should begin negotiations," Tywin said impatiently, "I would hazard to guess that you are just as eager to come to an agreement before your northern friends arrive as I am."
Another snort from the dark-eyed woman. "Strictly speaking, we are the northern friends," she said, without an accent at all, "We came from north of the Wall."
"Details," Lord Tyrion said, "Mere details. My father is right, you rushed ahead of young Stark to talk to us first. Let's not pretend otherwise."
The dark-eyed woman shrugged in response.
"Princess Sansa," Duquesne said, "Please follow Sergeant Portelance to the car. Sayer, you go back to translate for the debriefing."
The scarred, hooded man smiled and gave a hand gesture up towards his helm, both revealing him to be far younger than Sansa had thought. With a wave, this Sayer invited she and her companions to leave. Seizing on this, Sansa took Jeyne by the arm and they went from the presence of the Lannisters. May I never see another for as long as I live.
Every step towards the strange carriages made Sansa feel more light in body and mind, even as the gaze of the soldiers and wildlings watching her got ever closer. I am going to see Mother and Robb! By the time they climbed into the Canadian machine and Lady Portelance had secured them with straps to the seats, it didn't matter that the foreigners were unknown to her and their ways even more so.
Sansa, Jeyne, Enith and Lauryn were no longer quiet in their smiles as Lady Portelance climbed into the spare seat in front of the wheel, looking like she thought they were mad. The horseless carriage lurched forward with a growl and turned northwards from whence it came.
We're going home!
Chapter 74: The Lions' Parley
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The military police car pulled away and sped back towards Hayford, the two recon buggies following, kicking up a dust cloud. Michael was of the opinion that calling the King's Road a road was an insult to roads everywhere, though he'd be happy to concede the crawlers could get up to their maximum speed on it.
With the successful rescue of the child hostages, he turned to the man standing beside him, the one he had come along to negotiate with.
Lord Tywin was an impressive looking man for his age and world.
He was in his fifties, a harsh age for a medieval person according to Cloutier, but he was well muscled and revealed no pain at all from the wounds Michael saw him take at the ford of the Trident. The only clue as to his condition was the cane he leaned on, and despite this, his back was bolt straight, his fine red velvet jacket perfectly pressed. And he topped it all by being bald on top and having the largest golden muttonchops that could have possibly existed on a man's face.
Michael knew he'd have to take the man down a peg further than he already had been by his capitulation to the demand for the underage hostages.
"Those girls," he said to the man quietly, "Is there a particular reason they were wearing bathrobes?" He already suspected the reason, but he wanted the mighty Lord Lannister to admit it.
"The handmaids were given to Lord Baelish, to prepare them for good marriages," Lord Tywin responded just as quietly, without so much as a blink from his green eyes, "Unfortunately, he misunderstood this and took them to his brothels. I am told their maidenheads are intact."
Michael's eyebrows moved up an inch. A disgusting answer, but a prepared one. What a shameless prick. "Your Master of Coin is a real piece of work," he said flatly, "I take it you weren't in the capital when this happened? Too busy ravaging the Riverlands."
The elder Lannister had the acting skill to at least seem dismissive, waving his fingers while they remained around the head of his cane. "I was not," Lord Tywin confirmed, ignoring the poke at his own honour, "What Lord Baelish did was foolish and greedy… but tell me, did you have such objections to the Starks' hostage?"
Michael blinked. "What hostage?"
"Theon Greyjoy," Lord Tywin said, "His father rebelled against the realm some years ago and lost. As punishment, the boy was taken to Winterfell as a ward, a hostage against his father's continued loyalty to the Iron Throne. The boy grew to manhood in the custody of his father's enemy."
The news did not sit well. Michael knew the Starks had similar values to the rest of the kneelers, but taking children from their families? The way everyone spoke of them, it was hard to understand. Especially given evidence from Theon's own behaviour, on the few occasions they had met.
"Theon Greyjoy dresses in fine clothes, is Robb Stark's best friend, and his reputation is that he spends Stark money in brothels," Michael replied, "It isn't right he was taken from his family, but he's a long way from a little girl forced to work in a brothel."
"As you say," Lord Tywin replied without apparent emotion.
Michael's lips pursed, feeling like he was being judged a hypocrite for making the distinction. "And if I were to demand the Master of Coin dragged in disgrace to me for trial?"
Lord Tywin huffed with impatience, which would have been amusing except Michael really wanted Lord Baelish hogtied and delivered. Give me the 'gentleman', don't huff.
"I would refuse," the Lannister said, "Lord Baelish is an indispensable man, for the moment. And not just to the King. The realm will need coin to fund the struggle against the Others, and there is no more talented a man in organising collecting coin than Petyr Baelish. Save for myself, but I have no time to do the duty while fighting a war."
Like the money is for fighting the Others and not your enemies. Confronted by yet another prepared answer, Michael scratched his chin with frustration. Sinking the talks over the pimp who put young girls into a brothel would have been a pleasure, but he doubted that the thousands of people that would die as a result of that decision would thank him. To say nothing of Ottawa.
Michael turned to the rest of those standing around in the field, finding the one that was quite clearly the one Cloutier described as the spymaster standing far more close than he had been before with a long sleeve covering up most of an amused face. His bald head practically shined in the sun, and perfume wafted from him. The hell is this guy's deal?
"Let's begin," Michael said to the group generally but the spymaster in particular, gesturing to the marquee, "We have a lot to discuss."
"What a momentous day," Tyrion said out of the blue, mockery at maximum, "The meeting of great civilisations in an empty field, dirt blowing about our persons. I hope there will at least be wine."
Zheng caught Michael's eye, her totally blank face making him want to laugh. At least someone thinks this is all a pile of shit anyway.
"We're not totally boring," Michael replied, to Tyrion's delight.
The delegations soon sat down around the camp table, with Arrel standing on it at one end and the Lannisters' maester sat at the other end.
The perks of the diplomatic life, Michael thought as most of the people in the room began taking and examining wine bottles from the centre of the table before pouring the contents into the glasses in front of them. Introductions from the Canadian side were in the meantime, but the only one the Westerosi spared a look at was Arrel.
Behind the Child of the Forest, cameras on high tripods were already set up and running. At the other end of the table, a young maester opened his large tome to record proceedings.
It was time to begin. Michael quickly recalled the spiel he was to deliver.
"This meeting is convened to create an agreement between Canada and King Joffrey of Westeros, for the purpose of establishing a peace between our two parties and organisation of efforts against the hostile group identified only as the Others," he began. Zheng translated over his shoulder for Doctor Cloutier's benefit.
Lord Tywin interrupted at once. "Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of his Name," he said as if correcting a student, "King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
Kid has more titles than years.
Michael nodded, glad he had excluded all of their own fake noble titles as he introduced everyone on his side of the table. No need to make that an issue later.
Lord Tywin did not miss a beat despite the small creature standing on the table being the representative of the Isle of Faces, or the two women representing Canada.
"There is no one to speak for the wildlings?" Tyrion asked, "How would Ygritte feel?"
Of course he'd drag that out. Michael regretted the fact he couldn't chin the little shit with his rifle butt for that comment. "The Kingdom of Wall and Gift has no representatives with us," he said instead, "The Free Folk who travel with us are sworn to Canada, not Mance Rayder."
"Very well," Lord Tywin said, accepting the explanation. After that, he simply introduced himself and the spymaster Lord Varys, understanding that his speech was being recorded. Michael would have wondered why Tyrion required no introduction in Tywin's mind, but the guy did have a mouth.
"We wish to propose the following terms," Lord Tywin said, "An immediate end to hostilities between the Iron Throne, Canada, the North and the Riverlands. We shall release Eddard Stark, on the condition that he takes up the crown of the North and Trident immediately. No agreements with other lords will be made against the interest of the general peace, such as Stark renouncing his throne in favour of Lord Stannis. The peace shall remain until these Others are defeated. A war indemnity of one hundred thousand gold dragons shall be paid to House Tully."
Not entirely bad, Michael thought, What's the catch?
"In return for what?"
"Ser Jaime Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Ser Gregor Clegane, Ser Addam Marbrand, Podrick Payne and any other highborn prisoners you have shall be released to us. Any attack on one party to this peace shall be considered an attack on all of us. The North shall withdraw its host to Moat Cailin or beyond. Canada shall act as the guarantor of peace, from a central location in the Riverlands preferably."
"No," Michael said at once.
There was a silent pause.
"No?" Lord Tywin asked.
"No." Michael did not feel the need to elaborate just yet. Lord Tywin refused to ask.
After another, more awkward pause, Varys cleared his throat politely. "Lord Duquesne, may I ask what you object to precisely?"
"Your offer does not reflect the situation you find yourself in," Michael replied, "The Canadian Army could end your grandson's rule this evening. Besides that fact, you are surrounded by enemies that have larger armies. Robb Stark is days away, and he is very angry with you."
"Putting it mildly," Zheng remarked, "The Starks want to turn your skull into a drinking cup, Mister Lannister."
Michael winced. That level of honesty wasn't necessary. Cloutier asked what was said, and Zheng told her. The professor stuck her tongue out in disgust at the possibility. Yeah, that's not beyond these guys though. "Even if you fend off Robb Stark, the Baratheon brothers are next in line."
"You are the one who came seeking peace," Lord Tywin said, "We cannot accept any terms that would leave us at a disadvantage. As you say, even if we make peace with the North and Canada, we still face deadly foes. What we have offered is the least we require, simply to survive. You have said or implied you serve high purpose on many occasions. Would it be right for you to demand we stand naked before men who would kill us?"
Michael clicked his tongue, feeling a little ambushed. Lord Lannister had noticed the pattern in the conduct of Canadians, and was appealing to the law and morality he read in it. Sayer had talked about Cloutier's little speech to the Westerosi delegates. Apparently every word of it had been relayed to the Hand of the King himself. They're getting hints that we might be vulnerable to anything that looks bad.
"One, no it isn't the least you need to survive. Two, anything we agree on has to be approved by Stark and Tully when they arrive. You propose no concessions to them at all beyond a token payment. Three, you have asked Canada to defend you against your other enemies."
"Only if they do not agree to your peace," Tyrion interrupted, pointing at Michael, "I feel that is an important distinction in what my lord father has proposed."
Michael shrugged. "It's irrelevant, we don't care who sits on the Iron Throne. You haven't proposed any concessions to make us care either."
"Agreeing to help defend the Wall is not a concession?" Varys asked.
"If it falls, you're the ones left facing the friggin' Army of Darkness," Zheng replied with a beneficent smile, "And without a single boomstick between you to stop it."
Michael couldn't help but laugh through his nose at that, somehow summoning the image of her with a chainsaw hand and a double-barrel shotgun, shouting at kneelers.
Doctor Cloutier leaned behind Michael's seat. "Sergeant Zheng, what are you talking about?" She received a shrug in response, followed by an explanation in English, which judging by the Professor's face was insufficient. We need a movie night, when things settle down.
"Then what terms do you propose?" Tywin asked in a stern tone, "What are your objections?"
Michael inhaled deeply, thinking about it. "End to hostilities, Stark as King, release of your sons, general peace and cooperation about the Wall… Pending Robb Stark's nod, that's all good."
"How gratifying," Lord Varys said.
Michael shot him a look before continuing. "But the Riverlands have been ravaged. A dozen castles burned, and who knows how many villages pillaged. Rapes, murders, looting. The Stark household in King's Landing were murdered and something has happened to those young girls. Your terms do not address any of this, so the newly crowned Starks will tell us both to go to hell."
The Hand of the King's eyebrows twitched. "How do you propose we do address these things the Starks shall not allow to pass unremarked?" Lord Tywin intoned, "That is, without weakening the Crown so much that we are all dead men at the hands of Lord Renly."
"Well, we're not handing Clegane or Marbrand back regardless," Michael said, "They are in the custody of Canada and will be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity."
"Westeros recognises no such crimes," Lord Tywin said, "Nor do we recognise your right to try our nobles for acts committed in Westeros."
Michael met his gaze and leaned forward over the table. "You are not getting them back," he said, before resuming his seat, "The prospect of justice and bigger war reparations should see the Riverlands agree to peace. We've already established you won't hand over your Master of Coin, but I'd expect that to be a demand that Robb Stark makes when he gets here."
"Lord Baelish would no doubt have much to say in his own defence," Lord Varys giggled, the noise once again like nails on a chalkboard to Michael's ears.
"I'm sure he would," Michael said, "Please tell him that if we ever catch him, he'll face justice too."
"I shall pass that message to him," Lord Varys replied, smiling brightly, "But if I may, placing subjects of the Crown on trial without the protections of our laws will provoke many nobles to hate you. Even those opposed to King Joffrey will see such trials as an attack on their rights."
Michael frowned. He hadn't considered that angle and wanted to kick himself for it. Once again, Westerosi culture was different enough to blindside him into a weaker position.
"You would be wise to allow us to conduct such a trial," Lord Tywin said, pressing the attack, "We can concede such a trial as part of our treaty."
Michael curled his lip, readying himself to tell the man to forget about it. If the nobles don't like our way of justice, we'll introduce them to our way of war.
Doctor Cloutier stopped him by raising her hand. "Excuse me," she said, "You seem to be mistaken about something."
Zheng translated smoothly, causing Lord Tywin's head to twitch ever so slightly off centre, shaking the golden hair of his mutton-chops. "What mistake are you referring to?" he asked.
Doctor Cloutier pushed her glasses further up her nose. "The crimes your men are going to be put on trial for happened in the Riverlands," she said, "Which are now part of the Kingdom of the Trident, and are not subject to the Iron Throne."
Lord Tywin scowled at her, to little effect. "The crimes happened before the declaration from Harrenhal. We still have the right to try it."
"But not the only right," Cloutier countered via Zheng, "If we want to avoid nobles being angry with us, you aren't our sole option."
Michael turned a little in his seat to the professor, quite impressed with her intervention. "Well played," he told her. She frowned in reply, but gave a small nod afterwards. Well, at least she's thawing. He looked back to the other side, "Lord Tywin, the prisoners will be put on trial as per our wishes."
Lord Tywin seemed to relax, as if resigning himself. "Very well," he said, "We shall move on. I am willing to negotiate on the amount of the indemnity to the Riverlands, though I would refuse to pay it as a single sum."
Now we're making progress, Michael thought. "I will let you discuss that with Lord Tully," he said, "But it makes sense to spread out the payments. It motivates both sides to maintain the peace as long as possible."
"Maintaining the peace is where I must insist Canada acts," Lord Tywin said, "I must repeat my assertion that Canada act as the guarantor of the general peace."
One step forward, one step back. "And I repeat that Canada does not care who sits on the Iron Throne," Michael sighed, "We cannot convince people to join us if we're too busy fighting them over that issue."
"Oh, I do not imagine that would be too difficult," Tyrion mused, "Everyone else you ask will refuse, except the Northmen mayhaps, at which point you turn your sorcerous weapons upon them. Then, I assure you, they will suddenly become very receptive to the idea."
Lord Tywin did not grant his son so much as a glance at this comment.
So that's the game, Michael thought, They want us to use our weapons to attack the sceptics, all of whom are also their enemies. Either way, he had no intention of traipsing about the continent to help nobles' claims to kingship. "Canada will not enforce cooperation," he said, "That is not our purpose for being here."
The sigh of relief from Anne was just audible from the side. Yeah yeah, I'm not here like Cortez to take the whole place.
"Then how do you plan to make the lords follow you against the Others?" the spymaster asked, his hands entering his large sleeves.
"Same way we convinced Lord Tywin," Michael replied, "I've ordered the Night's Watch to gather more wights."
"Ordered?" Lord Tywin said, "Who are you to command the Night's Watch?"
"We have a treaty," Michael explained, "The Watch will do what I say. They'll ship wights south and we show everyone we can. Many people would reject peace because they think the threat from beyond the Wall isn't real. The wights will prove it is very real."
"This is fanciful thinking," Tywin replied at once, "There will be just as many who will not agree to cooperate simply because they wish to overthrow their rightful king."
Keeping all feeling off his face with difficulty, Michael felt the weight of the argument, though it left a sour taste in his mouth.
"I'm sure there would," he said, "The best I can do is make peace between you and the Starks, then stay out of your way. The North is the first line of defence against the Others, and the Riverlands are allied to them, so keeping them out of southern entanglements benefits everyone."
"And if the other claimants decide to attack the Riverlands?" Lord Tywin asked at once, "Both Stannis Baratheon and Renly Baratheon believe themselves the rulers of all of Westeros, and both will fight to enforce their claim. Then where is your desired unity against the dead?"
"Lord Renly and his allies have the potential to call one hundred thousand men," Lord Varys added, "Lord Stannis commands the Royal Fleet. Both are more than capable of attacking the Riverlands, or even the North."
Michael bristled. Such a war couldn't be allowed to happen, and the Riverlands had to be defended. The portal home was there. "We shall repulse them," he said, "Any faction that does not agree a non-aggression pact or send their soldiers home will be subject to attack. Any one that threatens us shall be attacked at times and places of our choosing. Not yours."
Lord Tywin leaned back in his camp chair and picked up his glass. It was hard to tell, but he seemed to be smiling. "That is acceptable," he said, before drinking his red wine.
Shit, now he'll provoke other lords into attacking us, Michael thought to himself with regret, But if they're stupid enough to fall for that, maybe they would have done it anyway. "I take it you will not send assistance to the Wall? That would soothe doubts about commitment to the peace too."
Lord Varys giggled again. "Do we need to?" he asked, "It yet stands."
"Walls need to be defended by people," Zheng responded, "People doing the defending need food, clothes, weapons, pay."
"I'm sure arrangements can be made," Lord Tywin said, "I shall commit three ships of clothing and food to the Wall from Lannisport each moon… but only to the Night's Watch. I shall not feed or clothe wildlings."
Divide and conquer, eh? Michael thought, But it doesn't matter, the Watch controls the only port on the west coast anyway. "Agreed," he said, "The Free Folk are better suited to feeding and clothing themselves anyway. I will inform Lord-Commander Mormont to expect the help."
That got the nod from the older man, while the bald spymaster smiled with benevolence that Michael doubted was real. He was too familiar with how spies worked to believe the facade.
Arrel soon drew all attention to him by walking a little further up the table. "You men do not know the true nature of the threat of the Others," he said, golden eyes scanning around the tent, "We will provide such knowledge, but only to those who agree to cease their fighting. That shall be the Singers' contribution to this new pact."
Scratching his chin, Michael wondered why this hadn't been offered before. Even so, he wasn't about to turn down intelligence on the principal enemy facing him, especially from someone who could see to distant times and places. He'd make many an agency jealous. "Generous of you," he said, "I know revisiting the past isn't always comfortable."
"But it is always necessary," Arrel said.
Lord Varys made a strange mewl from his throat, and Michael realised the man had sat back in his seat, to be further away from Arrel. Maybe the clawed fingers are a bit too close for comfort?
"I have a question for you," the spymaster said, "It is said the Children of the Forest possess powerful magicks, sorcery enough to drive off many Andal attempts to take the Isle of Faces over the centuries."
Lord Tywin shifted in his seat, uncomfortable with the line of questioning. Yet he didn't speak out to silence the matter. Trying to keep an outward face of unity, perhaps? Or does he want the answers but is afraid of getting attacked instead?
Arrel put his hands behind his back, pressing his weirwood-leaf cloak to him. "We are not children, we are a nation onto ourselves," he said, "It has been many years since Andals have attempted to take our isle. The understanding between our peoples that it belongs to us even survived the Targaryens and their dragons. Our sorcery is the reason for this."
And the fact the local guys are all your allies and body-sleeves, Michael said to himself.
"Then why do you not use your power to defeat these Others?" Varys pressed, the facade dropping, "Why must the affairs of the Realm be interfered with? Was it you who summoned these Canadians?"
Touching it with a needle, Michael thought. Yet he found himself interested in the answer. While it was pretty obvious they hadn't summoned anyone from Earth, he had seen the Children of the Forest conjure fire out of thin air and move the ground to create massive causeways.
Arrel was not caught off guard.
"It is not so simple as using our magicks. What you suggest would be a poor use of what power we do possess. When the Long Night comes again, there will be a great dying. First the plants will die, except the hardiest. Then the animals will die. The world will need us to help restore life. Without us, it will take hundreds of years. It is possible that men may die out if we do not do this."
Michael felt all the hairs on his body stand on end. A genuine post-apocalypse was something he wished to experience even less than his present medieval one.
He found other delegates less than amusing too. Tyrion held his wineglass in mid-air just in front of his face, his next sip interrupted. The maester's quill dripped ink onto the table uselessly, the recording of affairs forgotten for a moment. Lord Varys' hairless brow had risen, sending horizontal wrinkles up to the top of his head, which was an interesting sight.
Yeah, let's get this done so we don't have to live through that.
"On the bright side," Zheng said flatly in English, "We're the best armed."
That snapped everyone out of it, lots of blinking following.
"That just means you'll be the last to die," Cloutier retorted.
The Hand of the King tapped his palm on the table to get attention, shaking the wine glasses until they chimed a little. Michael was surprised. The man had strong self-control, and this was a display of impatience to overmatch anything he had shown before.
"That leaves only one matter to resolve," Lord Tywin said, "The northern host must withdraw to Moat Cailin or beyond. We cannot allow it to remain where it can so easily threaten the West or the Crownlands."
Michael exhaled. "I don't speak for the Starks, but I would guess they cannot allow a Lannister army to remain on their new borders," he argued, "Some parts of the forces you had have escaped west, and you need them to defend against these new claimants. So, the Starks need their own armies to make sure you don't attack the Riverlands when they're vulnerable. You'll just have to learn to be polite neighbours."
"Unacceptable," Lord Tywin said at once, "Once I hand over King Stark to his heir, there is nothing to stop him swearing to Lord Stannis or Lord Renly. Only if the northmen have left can we have reasonable proof that they don't mean to join an attack the capital. The walls of the city can repel great hosts, but not the combined might of four kingdoms."
Michael grit his teeth. "But you have no guarantee of that anyway," he stated, "But he will have his daughters back, all surviving members of his household, and he has to worry about the Free Folk and Others. Is he the type of man to ignore everything else to pursue revenge? Even when there are good chances you will fall to Lord Renly anyway? Because that's not his reputation."
"He would have nothing to lose," Tyrion chimed in, "As honourable as King Eddard Stark is, there is no shortage of honour in avenging your banners. Unless you intend to enforce the peace between us?"
Michael doubted he could even do that. Not without firmer logistics from Earth, at least. It was one thing to defend the Riverlands, it was another to try chasing armies in another region. "If the Starks switch allegiances to another claimant, I cannot intervene."
Lord Tywin shook his head. "The Starks must withdraw, or you must pledge to put yourself between us. If this is your final word, we have nothing more to discuss. I am not such a fool that I would hand over hostages and gold, only for those I made peace with to turn around and try to kill my King, my sons and my vassals."
Michael felt a creeping burning sensation behind his eyes, his temper slipping. He just couldn't understand what was going through the head of the man opposite him. He's up the creek and refusing a paddle because it costs too much.
"What about a compromise?" Cloutier asked, "What if half the Stark soldiers went home? With most of their horsemen. That would leave you with an advantage of some sort, correct?"
"Correct," Michael confirmed, familiar by now with the Westerosi way of war, "It would mean they would be better suited to defence."
Tyrion drank deeply in response, a bad sign in Michael's books if ever there was one.
Lord Tywin shook his head once more. "Even that is too many. And as it is a siege we would face, the cavalry means little. Horses cannot climb siege ladders. The northern banners must go home."
Finally, Michael saw red. "We have made excellent progress here today, Lord Lannister," he said, "If you throw that away over this issue, you'll lose the city."
Lord Tywin's eyes narrowed to slits. "We are not without defences, Lord Duquesne," he ground out, "The Starks join you, their liege lord will be the first to die."
Michael smiled viciously at the pathetic retort. "Your defences do not scare me," he said, "You've seen what we can do to armies. Apply logic, understand that we can do the same to walls."
Lord Tywin looked down his nose before replying. "Even if you overcome them, you cannot take a city with less than a thousand men."
Time for a little subterfuge. "I don't need to take the city. I can wait for your enemies to show up. Or I can blow holes in your walls or seize gatehouses, to make it even easier for them."
What he was threatening was nothing at all like what he actually intended to do if there was no agreement, but it was a credible alternative. There was no need to inform the enemy of his true plan of attack, even if it was just a sketch in his mind at that point.
"We will repel you," Lord Tywin replied.
"You haven't been able to do that so far," Michael pointed out, "And when I'm done with King's Landing, I'll move west. I've asked around about your Casterly Rock. Everyone says it's famously impregnable, but it's never met the Canadian Army before."
Zheng's enthusiasm for the idea practically glowed.
"Looking to impregnate it yourself?" Tyrion joked darkly, "Shall your firstborn be conceived with the death of a great house, rather than sired on your wildling wench? Westeros would never forgive you."
Strike Two on dragging Ygritte into this conversation.
"I don't require the forgiveness of Westeros," Michael quipped back.
"But you do require our gold," Lord Tywin said, "Our consent to peace. Our men-at-arms and knights. Our fleet to move warriors and vittles."
Michael pursed his lips. "We do want those things," he said, "But we will survive without them. You have lost this war. The treaty we would sign is now the only victory you are capable of winning."
Lord Varys gave a theatrical sigh. "You are here ahead of your allies. You rushed here even faster than you rushed to the Ruby Ford. This is not the behaviour of someone who does not care for the outcome, with nothing truly to gain."
"What part of 'we don't care who sits on the Iron Throne' did you not understand?" Zheng snorted, "But the Starks do and they'll mess things up trying."
"I am trying to build a peace so we can all defend against the Others," Michael added, "You're making yourselves useless to that objective. Agree to Cloutier's compromise, the Starks can keep ten thousand troops in the Riverlands. You live to fight another day. Or you don't agree, and I can assure that you don't live out the rest of the month."
"I will no…" Lord Tywin began.
Michael interrupted him by putting his rifle on the table with a clatter. There was a collective if quiet intake of breath. "You've already tasted this before," he said, "You know you have nothing like it. There is no final concession waiting for you for being defiant."
"Another Harrenhal to match our repeat of the Field of Fire?" Tyrion scoffed, "As I said, you will never be forgiven, Canadian. You'll be hated as the foreign invader that you are." This time, father took great notice of son, Lord Tywin moving head and body to look at Tyrion, like something profound had been said.
Michael understood what was being referred to. Zheng had already briefed him on the previous regime and how it came to be, and he had seen the evidence of it on the melted towers of Harrenhal. But he didn't understand Tywin's interest. Was the man afraid of the same fate as those the dragons had burned? Or was it the idea that the whole continent might turn on the Canadian presence?
Time to gamble. He picked up the rifle and laid it across his lap, out of sight. If I'm going to be considered a foreign conqueror, best to do it right.
"You're going to accept our terms, here and now," Michael said, "Or tomorrow, combat operations against King's Landing will begin."
Chapter 75: The Crownless
Chapter Text
The ride through the Crownlands was even more relentless than the march to Winterfell with the Canadians.
The great host of the North and Trident had left Harrenhal the day after the surprise departure of the foreigners. It was near thirty-six thousand strong after another eight hundred Crannogmen showed up unexpectedly the evening before.
Those fortunate to be mounted rode ahead, nine thousand men under the banners of Stark, Tully, Umber, Karstark, Frey, Manderly, Blackwood, Bracken… and Snowstark. The moniker his fellow lords used for him acknowledged Robb's grant of the name of Stark, but also that Lord Eddard… King Eddard might revoke it at will.
Yet for all his position might be temporary, there was no shortage of confidence in him.
Jon found himself at the head of his own column of bannermen, a mix of those formerly sworn to Winterfell, White Harbour and Last Hearth. The latter added themselves to those Free Folk already serving as bodyguards to Val, who insisted on coming along despite maesterly advice to avoid travel by horse in her condition.
His men were polite and respectful; those that had fought with Jon at the Bloody Ford had spread word of his deeds that day. It was embarrassing to have men twice or three times his age nod their heads in their morning greetings, eyes glancing at his Valyrian steel blade.
Each night they pitched only the barest tents as shelter, and each morning eat only the most necessary food to keep them going. Val had more to eat, not out of any great appetite but because she often threw up what food she ate at first. She cursed him in the evening, and became affectionate at night. The swing between the two reminding Jon of the approach of his fatherhood.
And that inevitably led to thoughts of his own father. His real father.
Seeing Robb daily, Jon wanted to tell his false brother and true cousin everything he had learned on the Isle of Faces. But seeing Lady Catelyn just as often, the instinct fell as soon as it rose. His worst instinct was to throw the truth in his face, but he was stopped cold each time by the fact it was worse than the falsehood that was the story of his life before.
The riding at speed was great respite from his thoughts, Ghost running just slightly ahead the whole way. Often, Jon led the vanguard, his direwolf proof against any ambush. Other times, Robb himself did, with Greywind providing the same protection. They made spectacular progress and met no resistance whatsoever, counting their blessings with every mile. Villages were empty as they passed them, fear of the riverlords' response to the Mountain's ride being the why of it if anyone was to guess.
Jon was leading the vanguard when they arrived by the village of Brindlewood, halfway to King's Landing. An insignificant place according to the Blackfish, who that day was riding along with Jon and Val, with a tower keep so small that it had never been brought to siege. The granaries were larger, and likely full given the fields were recently reaped. The houses well appointed for smallfolk ones, dressed in the red stone of the Crownlands.
"It shall be a matter of moments to receive their submission," the Blackfish promised, "Then we can move on." They formed up the men in two blocks just beyond the keep and the village line, one northern, one Riverlander. No messenger to the keep was sent, none was needed. Every keep the Canadians had passed had already been instructed to render themselves unto the Starks when the host arrived.
Indeed, a headman came out, a young man dressed in mail but bearing no weapons, with what must have been the village watch of a dozen men. But Jon's hand leaped to his sword's hilt as near fifty more followed afterwards.
The clothing and bearing of the men spoke of their roughness, a sort of person that Jon was now familiar with courtesy of his stay at the Wall. But he did not draw the weapon from its scabbard, as the man leading the group strode into view wearing the black cloak of the Night's Watch, a matted black beard to match.
Jon's gut twisted, suddenly afraid of being called an oathbreaker. It was every noble's duty to dispatch deserters from the Watch. His mind went back to watching one his Father had dispatched, not long before he met Ghost and the other direwolves.
"A Crow," Val hissed, hand gripping the reins tightly, "What is one doing so far south?"
"Recruiting, my lady," the Blackfish said with an amused smile, "The Watch has men from every one of the kingdoms, and sometimes beyond."
Val narrowed her eyes and muttered kneeler to herself.
"My wife is well aware that men from all over Westeros join, Ser Brynden," Jon intervened, "She is just surprised one would be here."
"Aye," Val said, "Just didn't think you had to send men to fetch anyone for the duty, just that anyone who was accused of rape or murder was sent to Castle Black. Those being the sorts we most oft find among the rangers."
The Blackfish grunted a dismissal, not willing to argue over the matter as the headman and the watch-brother approached.
The headman looked nervously at Ghost, before doing his duty. "We render Brindlewood Keep to House Stark of Winterfell," he said, kneeling in the dirt before them.
By now, this was a boring sight. "We receive it gladly," Jon said.
"And would also be glad to hear how much grain you have on hand in there," the Blackfish said, gesturing to the granary.
The headman grimaced and avoided Ser Brynden's eyes. "We have much, but not enough to feed your host for long, my lord," he explained sheepishly, "King's Landing demanded immediate dispatch of as much as we could send. If you ride south, you may catch up with the train of wagons we sent."
Ser Brynden and Jon both looked to each other.
"Lord Lannister must have sent word ahead to prepare," the Blackfish said.
"Yet we are far from the city still," Jon said, "Mayhaps there is not enough food near enough the city?"
"Good," Val said impatient as can be, "Now, what's this Crow doing here?"
The headman came to his feet and cleared his throat. "I have been charged with handing these prisoners to you for transportation to the Wall," he said, "By the most terrifying group of foreigners since the Targaryens. Calling themselves Canadeeans."
"Canadians," said a gruff voice in correction.
The wandering brother stepped ahead of the still-kneeling headman and gave a small bow of the head. "Yoren," he said in introduction, "We have met before. You are Jon Snow, are you not? When you first arrived at Castle Black, your uncle introduced us. What brings you south with your brother's host?"
"Jon Stark now," Val replied with curled lip, "Lord of Moat Cailin, by treaty with the Free Folk, the Starklands and Canadians. We ride with the Stark lords against their enemies."
Yoren's brow creased with surprise and alarm, his beady eyes staring up at Jon. "That is desertion."
Jon could barely meet the man's gaze, the accusation like a bell ringing in his ears. He forced himself to overcome it and addressed Yoren directly. I have done wrong to serve a greater good. "That was the cost of peace," he said, "A marriage alliance, so that war between the living could be prevented."
"The Others have come again, Crow," Val added with a smirk, "Peace is not some fanciful dream, but sorely needed. We even spared your brothers at the Wall from their rightful fate, after we took it from them."
Yoren scowled up at the both of them, a sinister look that would have been frightful if Jon had not been mounted. He has killed many men, he decided.
"It was not you that took the Wall, wildling," the wandering crow growled, "I know well who did. I have faced them in battle."
Val scoffed loudly. "If you had faced the Canadians in battle, crow, you would be dead."
"Many are," Yoren said with a nod, "They came upon us in a village, Sept-in-the-Woods."
"That is almost half a day's ride!" Ser Brynden exclaimed, "These Canadians and their horseless carriages move fast. I have yet to see them fight and all those I have spoken to who have only have experience fighting alongside them, not against them as foes. Could you describe it?"
Yoren sucked breath through his teeth. "I'd rather not, it was not a happy memory," he said, "But I have more urgent tidings. Lord Stark… When the Canadians came upon me, I had your sister Arya in escort, disguised as a boy."
Jon's breath caught in his throat, his skin going gooseflesh as all warmth went out of it.
"She did not die that night," Yoren said quickly, "I sent her out of the village with some others before the Canadians overran us. I gave instructions to move west of the God's Eye and the north to Riverrun."
Cold fear turned to grinding frustration, every one of Jon's muscles feeling jammed up with tar. "As if the Riverlands are a safe place for a girl!" he shouted.
"She fears little," Yoren responded at once, "She even stuck one of the Canadian wildlings with her blade, when we were discovered at the village. I regret not being able to send men with her, but that might have drawn the Canadians down on her. I could not risk it. But she was not safe when the assault happened, that is for sure."
Jon deflated. It was now in the hands of the gods and Arya's companions that she would not fall to the depredations of a land just recently evacuated of an enemy host. Bandits and roadmen were like as not to be about.
"We must tell my niece and nephew," Ser Brynden urged, "We'll remain here until Robb and she arrives with the rest of the cavalry."
Jon nodded, and turned back to Yoren. "You'll ride with us," he said, "Your men may join us, we have captured many spare mounts. I would have the Canadians' account of events from the lips of Lord Duquesne himself."
Yoren smiled widely, unnerving Jon. "Unfortunately, I have orders."
"What orders?" Jon asked.
"Wight-hunting, north of the Wall."
It was Catelyn Stark, Queen of the North and the Trident, who led the vanguard after Yoren's tidings were given to her, steel in her blue eyes and flanked by both direwolves. Jon had never seen her so furious. She almost rode her horse to death the first day, and had to be talked into slowing the march after almost doing it again the second.
They bypassed the other keeps on the Kingsroad entirely, not wasting a single moment. The column marching behind would handle them. As they got closer, Jon could smell the sea breeze on the air, salt floating in every breath though the water itself was nowhere in sight. In no time at all, the vanguard approached the last keep before the territory of the capital itself.
From atop the castle itself, the flag of Canada flew lazily but fully from a pole, red and white visible from miles around. As they got closer, more and more signs of the foreigners' presence appeared.
Dogs sat on the road, watching northwards until the van threatened to ride over them. White birds with no business south of the Neck flew above, following. This was soon joined by the grey mechanical bird, its single huge eye swivelling unnaturally to watch them. That gave even Queen Catelyn pause, and the march slowed, the knights taking the forward position.
Then, as the village of Hayford itself hove into view from a bend around a small wood, the Canadians came out to meet the vanguard. Five of their boxy horseless carriages drove out to meet them outside the village, men armed with their bolt thrower weapons standing out of the top of them, one of them also carrying the weirwood leaf flag.
The advance ground to a halt, the nervousness caused by the sight causing all to pull back on their reins without a command to do so. Ser Brynden calling for a line of battle and no one contradicted it. The Canadian machines rumbled forward for only a few moments more, crawling over the ditch between road and field with ease. Canadians and Free Folk dismounted from front and back, though the ones on top remaining with their weapons.
Lord Duquesne walked out in front as his warriors gathered to either side, all dressed in their mottled green. The man gave a friendly wave, and gestured to come forward. For a few breaths, no one did.
It was Queen Catelyn who nudged her horse forward to a trot. Jon and Robb went after her, as did the direwolves. The sound of horses' hooves announced some others were moving too, though Ser Brynden called for the line to remain behind.
The queen's horse slid to a halt in front of the Canadians and half turned.
"Lord Duquesne!" she shouted, "You almost killed my daughter! I would have justice!"
Jon's heart clenched, his gaze running immediately to the weapons. A few were indeed aimed their way, with no chance any of those behind them would miss at the mere two dozen paces distance.
But Lord Duquesne simply looked to Lord O'Neill standing beside him in confusion. As Catelyn Stark stared him down, he gave a command in his own people's tongue. O'Neill withdrew, moving behind to the horseless carriages.
"Well?" Queen Catelyn continued, "Have you nothing to say? After you promised peace and the return of my family!"
Still Lord Duquesne remained quiet, his face impassive. Not sure what was going on, but sensing some danger, Jon quickly dismounted himself from his horse and walked forward. The Canadian leader's attention quickly shifted to him, moving out to join him.
"Jon, wasn't expecting to see you for days," Duquesne said, offering his hand, "You guys must've rode like the hounds of hell were chasing you to get here so fast."
"What are you doing?" Jon asked under his breath as he was accepting the hand, "Why are you not answering Queen Catelyn?"
Duquesne smirked, though there was no menace in it. "You'll see." He stepped aside and gestured to the crawlers.
From the back of one of them, Sansa stepped out while Lord O'Neill helped her. She was taller, more of a woman than before, but dressed perfectly like he had when he had last seen her.
"Sansa!" cried the queen from behind.
"Mother!" Sansa said, eyes filling with water as she ran forward, passing by the Canadians and Jon as fast as her legs could take her. Mother got off her horse and went to meet Daughter, and they embraced as the direwolves went in, whining and poking their noses at both. Robb began getting off his horse like it was on fire to join.
Behind, more girls walked over with Lord O'Neill, including Jeyne Poole. Jon opened his mouth to say something, closed it, and opened it again. How!
The Canadian cocked an eyebrow. "You look confused, Jon Stark," Duquesne said.
"Did you storm King's Landing?" Jon asked, "Rescue them?"
O'Neill let out a single laugh. "If only," he said.
Lord Duquesne's smirk soured. "We have come to an agreement with Lord Lannister, though I wish I hadn't."
"What sort of agreement?" came a question. They all turned and found Val near. "You last met in battle, and you almost killed him. How did you convince him?"
"Your Highness," Duquesne said, "One thing at a time." The Canadian turned towards Queen Catelyn, Robb and Sansa. Edmure and Ser Brynden sidled up too, as if to intercept him.
"Thank you," said Robb on seeing it, "I know not how you did it, but thank you."
"Yes," Sansa agreed, nodding so that the tears burst from her eyes, "Thank you, Lord Duquesne."
The Canadian leader waved that off. "It took no effort," he said, "But before we talk about that… let's talk about almost killing the other daughter." He looked to Queen Catelyn. "I presume you're referring to Arya."
Catelyn Stark's blue eyes glared. "We were informed that she was on our way to us," the queen said, anger dampened but still present in her voice, "And your actions forced her into the countryside, alone save for some companions who are barely more than children themselves."
Lord Duquesne sighed again and turned to Queen Catelyn. "I'm sorry for that. Sorry my actions have put your younger daughter in danger. But in my defence, I couldn't know she was with a random group of men attacking a village."
"That is not the tale the wandering black brother told us," Lord Edmure said.
"The wandering crow is trying to cover up the fact his recruits sacked a village," Lord O'Neill replied, "Either he's lying and he's a bandit, or he's incompetent and couldn't control his men."
Queen Catelyn kissed Sansa on the forehead and told her to take the girls away to the rear, Tully men in scale-mail and pointed helms accompanying them. "Your recklessness often puts you in such situations, Lord Duquesne, I am sure of it."
Duquesne tilted his head, conceding the point. "There aren't many of us here, I have to be audacious," he replied, "But I have kept the promise Princess Zheng made with you. You have your daughter. I have also secured terms for peace from Lord Tywin that include the return of your husband. Your King, now."
The queen's eyes widened. "So quickly?" she gasped.
O'Neill nodded, crossing his hands over the firearm hanging from his chest. "Lord Tywin didn't agree easily, but he knows what it means to fight us."
"It helped that Lord Stannis has landed outside the capital," Duquesne added, "Our wargs reported it as the Lord Hand was deciding. There's a fleet blockading King's Landing as we speak."
Robb grinned, looking to Jon and the others. "So the war is all but won," he said, "If Lord Tywin is agreeing to terms to a few hundred, he will get down on his hands and knees for thirty six thousand."
The Canadians frowned as a pair. "That is not why I negotiated," Lord Duquesne stated, "We have crafted a fair treaty that neither side will like entirely... But it's definitely in your favour. There are few more details to work out, particularly for you, Lord Edmure. But I will ask that you accept it."
Every Westerosi noble present bristled. Even Jon felt a sense of outrage. It didn't matter how powerful the Canadians were. They had not defeated the Starks or the riverlords in battle.
Lord Edmure moved forward, his head held high, spurs clinking as he moved. "Who are you to negotiate for us?" he asked, "We have grievances and dishonours to answer that you cannot understand."
"Lord Edmure is right," Jon said in support, "While I will not condemn you without hearing the terms, it was not right for you to seek terms alone."
"My father's leal banners speak justly," Robb continued, "Canada does not speak for House Stark, House Tully or any other of the North. The very notion cannot even be allowed to be rumoured."
Duquesne grasped his chin between thumb and forefinger before answering.
"You're correct, I do not have the right to speak for you," he began, before his eyes flashed and the corners of his lips curled, "But I do have the right to command the forces of Canada in Westeros."
"Meaning?" Queen Catelyn asked. To Jon's shock, her tone was not hostile in the slightest.
"Meaning you don't have any right to command my soldiers to fight," Duquesne said, "If you decide revenge and this southern entanglement are more important to you than the survival of the world, you can take King's Landing on your own."
The Blackfish shook his head. "Thousands would die."
Duquesne breathed out heavily. "Yes. My objective here is not to embarrass or humiliate you. I want to preserve northern strength to fight the immortal ice demons coming to kill us all, if that's okay?"
He ignored the glare given as response to those words, and looked Robb dead in the eye. "And I am not trying to dictate terms to you either. The treaty I have got from Lord Tywin is not bad at all. Gather your lords and consider it. We can force the Lannisters to accept any reasonable changes you come up with together."
Lord Edmure grumbled an incoherent objection. The Blackfish muttered about wildlings, causing Val to mutter about kneelers.
We're too close to a falling out, Jon thought, Though the Canadians hadn't the right, we should hear the terms. He knew Duquesne long enough to know the man wouldn't sacrifice at a weirwood. He also knew the Canadians believed in fair terms. They had spared the Watch when they didn't have to. They had negotiated peace between Free Folk and Winterfell when they didn't have to.
"Let us decide on the terms," Jon declared to Robb, "This is all useless argument without knowing them. Canada does not have the right to negotiate for us, but as Ser Brynden said, thousands of men depend on taking the wise course."
To Jon's great relief, Robb nodded. "Lord Stannis has already arrived," he said, "And Lord Renly comes, we know not when. Our only chance of taking the capital before either interferes is with the Canadians' aid."
He turned to Lord Duquesne. "But if this treaty does not address the dishonours piled upon us, I will not be party to it."
The Canadian frowned, but acquiesced. "Your choice," he said.
The lords of the North and Riverlands with the host were summoned and arrived at the camp outside Hayford the next evening. They had ridden so hard that some of the elder lords were unable to make it, sending younger representatives in their stead. The host itself would arrive the day after.
The council gathered that night in a grove away from camp, where it was hoped that none of the Spider's spies could overhear, only the most loyal guards scattered throughout the fields around it to prevent them stealing in. The place was lit by a central bonfire in a pit, sending a pleasant smell of the burning wood into the air.
The lords took their place in the same manner as had been established at Harrenhal; riverlords to the left of Robb, northerners to the right, the two Canadians present nearby with Queen Catelyn.
Jon was surprised at the last detail, wondering if the tales Sansa and her handmaidens had told had anything to do with it. His cousin had not revealed the tale to anyone but her mother and brother. His imagination did not spare details as to the horrors, the silence filled with his speculations.
He found himself with the northern lords, not wanting to be held in any special regard at that moment.
Duquesne brought a strange box with something called a microphone attached to it on a wire. Speaking towards the microphone allowed one's voice to be projected from the box louder than any man could shout, an ability that Lord Duquesne used to cut through the chatter of the Westerosi lords.
The Canadian leader thanked them for coming at short notice and began to explain the terms he had negotiated with Lord Lannister. He started with the good tidings.
The North and Riverlands would have peace with the Lannister-Baratheons.
House Tully would receive payments as compensation for the destruction wrought by the western hosts, to be negotiated directly with Lord Tywin and paid once per moon until the total amount was settled. The criminals Ser Gregor Clegane and Ser Addam Marbrand would be put on trial, at Harrenhal under joint Riverland-Canadian justice.
House Stark would receive Lord Eddard back and recognition of his status as King of the North and Trident.
The last concession was that the Lannisters would send aid to the Night's Watch by ship to the Shadow Tower, so that they could be better prepared to defend the Wall.
The reaction of the lords was jubilant. They cheered on the announcement of each term, drowning out even the loudened voice of Duquesne through the machine.
Jon did not cheer, he just turned the terms over in his head. They were too good. Lord Tywin must be terrified of the Canadians, he thought, But fearfulness is not his reputation? He smelled a plot.
The concessions were explained next. All highborn prisoners that weren't accused of 'war crimes' by the Canadians would be released, including Jaime and Tyrion Lannister. Half the northern host would return home, so the westerlands wouldn't be threatened while Lord Tywin fought off the Baratheon brothers. And Father could not make any alliance or agreement with claimants to the Iron Throne.
These terms were met with sullen silence, though the objections of the lords sat on the tips of their tongues. It wasn't hard for Jon to guess why. The feats and capacities of the Canadians were common knowledge by now, and none wanted to offend Lord Duquesne by being the first to object. Especially when he was to leave and they would then be free to come up with an answer spoken by all the lords, leaving no one particular to blame should he not like its sound.
The Canadians seemed to sense the time had come, handing the microphone to Robb before sliding off. Lord Duquesne quickly ducked over to Jon, putting a hand on his shoulder and leaning in to speak into his ear.
"Help us out if you can," he said quietly, "The Others are coming, you know it better than most." He looked to Val and winked, before leaving.
Jon scowled at the man's back as he withdrew, walking through the trees back to his Canadian crawler where his escort was waiting for him. As the lords began arguing over the terms, he barely listened. What help does he want from me?
It was only when the argument of the lords around him erupted did he begin to pay attention to the words.
"My lords!" Lord Blackwood declared, "How can we think to send banners so far away when a Lannister host remains in the field? And while I hold the Canadians in high regard, they are not of this realm."
"Aye!" cried Karyl Vance, the birthmark on his face darkening, "Kevan Lannister still leads a formidable number of men-at-arms. When they have finished retreating to the West, there is nothing stopping them from returning to the Riverlands by way of the Golden Tooth and my lands!"
"By which time we will be better prepared," Lord Edmure stated, running a hand through his red hair, "My lords, these terms give us the chance to step back, with gold in our coffers to repair our keeps and arm our menfolk. Refusing them means storming King's Landing, weakening ourselves in the face of King Renly's might, for which we gain nothing."
"Gold in your coffers, mayhaps!" called Lothar Frey, a round of jeers following his words. Jon wasn't sure if they were in support of the man or against him.
The portly Lord Mooton stepped up to the fire, his white doublet bathed orange by its light. "Should not the bastard Joffrey die?!" he called, "Should we not wait and join Renly Baratheon's assault on the capital, so as to endear ourselves to him? It seems to me that our kingdom stands or falls on his word. Whereas these terms leave us standing naked after having delivered him the insult of rebelling."
"Coward," snarled Maege Mormont, fist raised, "Our kingdom stands on the bravery and stoutness of its warriors. How can a man call himself a noble who would not fight?"
The lord of Maidenpool recoiled from the insult, the fact it came from a woman clearly needling him. "I have fought!" Lord Mooton objected, "And accepting these terms is to lay down our arms!"
"Aye, you've fought. For the fucking dragons!" said another with a riverland accent, Jon saw not who. That caused a furor, lords shouting and pointing across the firepit at each other or trying to calm down others. Some realm we are, who cannot even discuss terms without killing one another.
Before blades could be bared, Robb brought the microphone to his mouth. "My lords!" his voice projected over the din, "Though I would treat with Renly Baratheon, he is not Aegon the Conqueror, no matter how many knights and men he claims to be able to muster! I'll not give my fealty to him!"
"Aye!" came the cry in reply, from northman and riverlord alike.
"We cannot now bend the knee to any man but my father," Robb continued, "Should we do so, it would be a folly men would laugh at us about for centuries. The North's claim to its own realm would be extinguished forever, the Trident once more turned into the battlefield of other men."
"Then what of the Old Lion's demand, your Grace?" said the Blackfish, "The realm cannot be seen to be abandoning the defence of its own lords and smallfolk. Sending your northern banners home to soothe Tywin Lannister's worries is asking for trouble. Especially for a treaty written by a foreigner."
"Some among us have our own reasons to send our banners home," Lord Karstark responded, stroking his thick grey beard, "You may fear the Lannisters' intent, but I must look northwards of my own lands. There is no lack of threat from that direction."
"Aye, that is wisdom," Maege Mormont agreed, "I fear what might happen if the Bay of Seal freezes. I'd not be down here while wights walk across the ice to steal my home, or the wildlings who've not followed Mance Rayder."
Murmurs rumbled around the firepit from the riverlords. Very few of them had seen the wights, or that the 'wildlings' could be a real threat. Not all believed the tales. Jon clenched a fist behind his back. It had been strange to him that the riverlords had declared with the North for independence, and the reason was simple; their concerns were different. That difference looked like splitting the nobles of the new realm on what many considered matters of life and death.
He stepped forward. "My lords, I have seen the wights myself," he said, "As have many of the northern lords. We face wars from both the north and the south. The peace in the North will not last until winter. Even a fragile one in the south is worth every week it buys us to prepare."
Jon knew many were thinking of the Free Folk when Lord Karstark meant he needed his banners home., but the 'wildling' reputation was such that his argument held the same weight.
Robb nodded. "The Canadians will not leave the Riverlands," he said, "I do not believe that Lord Tywin would dare attack. He suffered grevious defeat at our hands, and he gave up my lady sister after being threatened by the Canadians."
"What of Lord Renly?" Lord Mooton said.
Lord Edmure smiled brightly, reminding Jon of Bran or Rickon when some matter goes their way. "Lord Duquesne has assured me that anyone attacking the Riverlands will … 'regret their life choices'. He regards the land as key to the defence against the Others, for vittles and the like."
There were some murmurs, Jon hearing the nearby Darry boy express his approval. This stopped when Lord Lothar moved forward into the firelight, the blue bridge sigil on his breast turning black in the low light.
"I am sure that the Canadians would be victorious, Prince Robb," he said, nasally voice grating on the ear, "But there are only a hundred of them. If Lord Renly wants, he could march his men-at-arms in three columns into our kingdom, thirty thousand strong."
"The Canadians are worth thirty thousand at least," Jon stated, "Four of them took Castle Black without losing a single man. Four leading seven hundred tore through Lord Tywin's outriders that were on your family's lands, Lord Lothar. The same shattered the cavalry at the Bloody Ford in the blink of an eye and saved my life when I had a sellsword's blade to my throat."
Lord Mooton cleared his throat. "We would have just twenty five thousand to oppose them, if you send back half the northmen. The Reachmen and stormlords could push deeply into our kingdom before they could be stopped."
"And you think ten thousand more would help, my lord?" Jon asked, "Could the Reach even feed so many, so far from home?"
"The Canadians could defeat one host, we could defeat a second while the third is harassed," Lothar Frey pressed, "We could blunt how far the Reachmen get into our lands. And that is just one possible way a larger host could aid us. Unless the Canadians plan to send a larger host of their own?"
Jon could not reply. He knew rightly that reinforcement from the otherworld had its own problems. The Frey sneered back, victorious.
"Ah yes, invite more arrogant foreigners," Lord Mooton complained, "How can my fellow lords cry coward when I say our fate is in the hands of the Lord of Storm's End, a man of Westeros, then think to demand that men from even further afield protect us?"
Lord Lothar looked at the Lord of Maidenpool like he had just pissed on his boots, while the other lords piled insults upon the pair of them. Jon did not agree with Lord Mooton, but at least got the satisfaction of the Frey being put in his place.
Robb raised a hand, and when he was not heeded, raised his voice too. "While Lord Tywin has not demanded Canada leave the Riverlands, Lord Duquesne has stated it is unlikely that Canada will send further troops soon. We can count on their current strength, which is considerable, but they are not here to conquer Lord Renly for us."
"Which is why we must have your host with us, Prince Robb!" Lord Bracken stated, "Certainly more than half of it, at least!"
That sent the lords arguing again over the numbers, but to Jon, it was just noise. His mind took hold of the things that had been said, and began to make something of them.
Canada would not send more warriors. That made sense. He couldn't see Bloodraven or the Children of the Forest welcoming them, he got the impression they did not like each other. Lord Tywin was unlikely to bend on the matter of his Father's banners returning home, and couldn't afford to make the same concession with Lord Renly and Lord Stannis bearing down on the capital.
Jon bit his lip, thinking about it. It seemed to him like the only party without any restriction on them was the Canadians, though they also had not secured very many concessions for themselves. What are you planning, Duquesne?
He turned to Val. "How many Canadians are there?" Jon asked her, "Do you think there are secretly more on the Isle of Faces than we saw?"
Val picked up the end of her long braid, playing with it as she thought. "No, I had the men Mance sent with me look around," she said, "There are no more than one hundred and fifty Canadians, and no more than seven hundred warriors of the Laughing Tree."
The Laughing Tree. It was like the sun had suddenly dawned. Jon quickly leaned over and kissed his wife on the cheeks and then the lips, drawing more than a few gazes. "Thank you," he told her.
Val looked back in confusion. "What?"
Jon just backed up and stepped to the firepit again. "My lords!" he declared, "There may be another way to assure a defence for the Riverlords."
"What way, Lord Snowstark?" Queen Catelyn asked, "The terms seem comprehensive."
The way she said Snowstark was unlike the way the lords said it. Jon felt the insult in his gut, but pressed on, finding he already had the lords' attention courtesy of his kissing his wife. "The terms say that half the northern banners must return home," he said, "But in the treaty that gave me my wife, King Mance pledged ten thousand warriors to our cause."
"Lord Tywin is no fool," the queen responded at once, "Your marriage to Princess Val makes the wildling warriors just as 'northern' as our own leal banners, and they do come from 'the North'. He would view their arrival as a breach of the terms."
Jon felt a rush, like his blood was on fire. "But there are already Free Folk here," he said, "The Laughing Tree tribe, under Lord Duquesne's command. If the ten thousand take the same oath that they have, then they are not 'northern' banners at all. They are not sworn to the Kingdom of Wall and Gift. They are sworn to Canada."
"Wildlings?" Lord Mooton gasped, "You mean to defend our lands with wildlings who will reave and rape?! Led by the men who gave insult to my son for defending a fellow lord's right?"
Val's face became a face of a demon, her hand slipping to her dagger.
Jon gestured for her to stay before she leapt at the man, getting a glare for his trouble. "Lord Mooton, if there is one person who can enforce law upon the Free Folk, it is the man who broke the Wall and defeated the Night's Watch. They know Canada's power well, and they respect oaths of the sort Duquesne will demand of them."
"And if they don't, we'll feed the weirwoods with them!" Val snarled, "Justice in the True North shows oathbreakers no mercy!"
"As if we can count on such justice," Lord Bracken said, teeth bared in disgust, "Where would these wildlings stay? Certainly not on my lands!"
The stupidity of such a remark burned Jon. Lord Bracken's lands didn't border the West or the Crownlands, nor did they have good roads towards either. "Which do you prefer, my lord?" Jon asked, "Lord Renly's troops coming to force you to bend the knee, or Lord Duquesne defending your choice of King?"
The lords resumed shouting at each other and Jon knew he had made a mistake. They weighed in on both sides, honour and rejecting the foreigner against ending the war early with guarantees and gold. Robb attempted to quiet them, but wasn't succeeding. Jon felt a lurch in his chest, fearing he had split open the divide he wanted to mend.
Flashing lights and a cacophony boomed from behind. Jon flinched, recognising it as Canadian weapons being used. There were no dead men with bloody holes in them that he could see, so it wasn't an attack. But the noise was very effective in silencing the bickering lords.
Jon turned and found Princess Zheng approaching with a dozen Canadians, all armed and armoured, the strange goggles that allowed them to see in the dark attached to their round helms. Ghost and Greywind immediately burst from where they had been laying down, a flash of white and grey fur moving by, and their noses were soon seeking her face.
"Get off me!" she complained as she made her way, the lords parting for the direwolves, "Sorry everyone, I tried getting your attention with words but you were busy screaming at each other."
"Princess Zheng," Queen Catelyn said in greeting, "What brings you to this council? We were promised you would not interfere with our deliberations."
The Princess of Taipei was finally able to move up to the fire, a direwolf's head under each arm. "Yeah, I know," Zheng replied, "I was ordered by Captain Duquesne to inform you that the vanguard of Renly Baratheon's army has reached the Blackwater at the village of Taren. I'm here to pick up Jon here and go take a look tonight."
The lords stood in stunned silence, and Jon knew why. No one expected Lord Renly to move so quickly. A separate peace with Lord Tywin wouldn't be possible without snubbing him directly now, making the whole idea far more dangerous. He would demand that the North and Trident support his claim regardless, and unlike Lord Stannis, the Lord of Storm's End had the strength to punish their refusal.
"Jon," Robb said, "Go with her. See how many Lord Renly has brought."
Jon snapped out of it, and gave his brother a small bow. Tonight, he would ride once more with the Canadians, all the better to see what danger Val was in, and his child growing inside her.
Chapter 76: Brienne
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The waters of the Blackwater Rush were deep black, though the only light that shone was the light of the nearly-full moon. It did not look like it had a strong current, though testing that would have been unwise.
The village sat wide along the riverbank, a dock at each end having a twin across the water by the tow path. The southern bank was a flurry of activity, as the vanguard began bringing out the barges that the ferrymen had hidden from the Lannisters.
The distance between the docks told the tale well enough; the ferry barges were taken some distance downriver with each crossing, so the ferrymen built the docks accordingly.
Soon, we shall cross. Brienne looked to the other bank for any sign of an enemy. The Lannisters would be wise to stop us here. No Lannister ambush produced itself, though she felt eyes were watching from the north regardless.
Entering the village at sunset, Brienne had been first to arrive, as she had been the previous seven days. King Renly had proclaimed a race to the Blackwater at Bitterbridge. The host was to be split up into smaller ones and sent along the side roads, so that the Roseroad would not become clogged and was available for the vanguard. There were many drovers' ways running the same direction, paths the cattle drivers took to move their animals to the cattle market opposite King's Landing.
Two races ran at the same time. One between the various hosts on the side roads, and the other between the lordly individuals of the vanguard. Scouts would be sent a day ahead to assure there were no enemies waiting. The smiling king had proclaimed it a scheme to get his army to move faster, and it had worked more than anyone could have hoped.
Brienne was an excellent rider, as many from Tarth were; horse racing around their island was a pastime of many, and the triple races of horse, boat and foot were popular at festival time. She found horses less threatening than men by far, and spent much time with them. Her own horses were splendid beasts, gifts from her father, and her destrier was the finest in the host in her opinion.
Still, it had been a surprise when she had won the first day's race. Brienne had shot up the Roseroad, many others close by much of the way. The Reachmen had won the hosts' race that day too.
The same result repeated for all seven days; each evening she arrived first, the vanguard and its retinues behind her, and soon after the Reachers' host would come before the stormlords at sunset. While she was fighting for a prize and her pride, the hosts were fighting for which realm would lead the attack on King's Landing.
Many a noble proclaimed that it was only Brienne saving the honour of the Stormlands. That drew the ire of others. Brienne had caught squires attempting to cut her saddle straps two nights in a row. Reachers turned the praise for defending the honour of the Stormlands into an insult, saying loudly that such a thing should not be required of a woman, however large.
Yet as she stood on the bank of the Blackwater, Brienne had no small amount of satisfaction that they had not been able to beat her even once. Each night, the prize of gold and honours went to her. She sat on a dark red rock and dreamed of what might be possible when they attacked the capital. Royal reward, she hoped, for which she would be able to join the Rainbow Guard, and guard the one man who had treated her with respect despite herself. Such a prize was not on offer for mere horse races.
"Lady Brienne," called a deep but melodious voice. Brienne woke from her dreams of glory and found the man himself standing with his guard around him.
King Renly Baratheon smiled as she jumped to her feet, Ser Loras Tyrell laughing quietly at her panic. Their colourful cloaks did not shine in the moonlight, instead drenched drab, save for the yellow of Lord Caron's. Ser Robar's red cloak looked almost black. But the silver on Ser Loras Tyrell's breastplate gleamed brightly, polished to near mirror clarity.
Giving a bow, Brienne worried what they might want. It was not usual for the King to approach her like this. "Your Grace," she said, "Sorry, I did not hear you approach."
"It is quite alright, Lady Brienne," the King said with hand outstretched, "I merely wished to congratulate you. Seven victories in seven days. An auspicious thing, some might say."
"I do not know if it is so," Brienne answered, "I hope to prove more than my riding when we reach the capital."
"Indeed?" Ser Loras said, "You have martial ambitions? I thought you the representative of your father in this campaign."
Brienne could not detect any mockery in his tone, but bit down her suspicions to the contrary. Ser Loras was young, but Lord Commander of the Rainbow Guard nonetheless and formerly the King's squire to boot. The other members looked on in confusion and surprise, their gazes tying her tongue.
"Lady Brienne has trained since girlhood," King Renly explained, "She is formidable in battle, I am told. And not a bad dancer."
Brienne's heart leapt, though the look of doubt on Ser Loras' face tempered her. "You remember that, your Grace?"
The King laughed heartily. "Of course! It was during my coming-of-age progress. I make it my business to know all I can about my banners. That you came to support me in this time of need despite womanhood granting you an excuse to stay home shall not be forgotten, Lady Brienne, I assure you."
Chest swelling with pride, Brienne dropped to her knee at once and bowed her head. Her mind raced, telling her to ask for her desire in return for being in the vanguard against the walls. "My king, I…"
Before she could complete her sentence, a baleful red glow shone upon everything, like the last moments of sunset had returned unnaturally. Brienne raised her head and found the King and Rainbow Guards staring up at the sky. She craned her neck, tracking their gaze, and found a tiny burning red sun hovering in the air over the river, white smoke pouring off of it. The entire village was lit up,
"What is that?" she asked no one in particular, getting to her feet again. As if hearing it, two more such suns burst from the treeline behind the towpath across the water, revealing the source and drawing all eyes.
Two dozen men came out from behind the trees. They were dressed in dark colours, their faces painted dark too. They carried strange, short polearms and had many pouches hanging off their persons from straps over their armour. The strange men soon crossed to the towpath, forming a loose line along the northern bank.
Brienne found their presences inexplicable. "Who are these men?" she asked.
"The much talked-about Canadians, my lady," said Ser Guyurd Morrigen, "The bargemen have much to say on the subject. Rumours that they lead wildling warriors atop unicorns abound."
"That is no rumour," Ser Loras insisted, "Though the unicorns may be."
King Renly said nothing, but walked out a little to examine the newcomers. The guards crowded around her to follow, paying her little heed.
Canadians… Brienne had not believed the tales of sorcery defeating Lord Tywin Lannister at the Ruby Ford, they seemed too fantastical. Her insistence on that point seemed to melt away like the last winter snow before what emerged from the forest next.
Every knight gasped as a white direwolf appeared, padding up to two of the men in the middle of the line. It sat gently and raised its muzzle, before letting out a silent howl. A true howl answered it at once from the distance, its owner nowhere to be seen. The horses all around neighed in protest, knowing a predator was close and not understanding the river was defence enough. Or is it? Brienne wondered, realising that she was now witness to at least one creature of fable.
"The Starks are here too," Ser Robar Royce said, "News of Robb Stark's direwolf is everywhere in this village too. It tore down many of the Kingslayer's host at Whispering Wood."
"I believe it," said Brienne, the wolf staring directly at them now, as were the Canadians. She watched them closely, as one of the two the creature was sitting between began reaching for something in her many pouches.
"The so-called Prince Robb Stark sits across us with less than thirty men?" Ser Loras said, peering over the river, "I cannot fault his bravery." One of those across raised a strange device and shot yet another of the small red suns into the air.
"I do not believe that is Robb Stark," the King declared, "His host would be here too. And his bastard half-brother also has a direwolf, does he not?"
"The bargemen say so," Ser Robar confirmed, "Some have come from the God's Eye. Your Grace, if it pleases you, allow me to cross and parley with them. My lord father knows Lord Stark and speaks well of him."
Brienne finally realised what the man across the river was doing. "It seems they have a message for us," she said, "That one is writing something."
The Canadian finished and held a piece of paper over his head. It was a strange thing to do. Brienne wondered if they were inviting someone to come take it from him to bring back, until a huge white owl swung out of the air and grabbed up the message in its talons.
King Renly laughed and clapped his hands as the bird flew across the river. "They do have some sorcery after all! The ability to control birds no less."
"We must station bowmen to shoot down any that perch too close," Ser Loras said, "Lest they spy on us."
The owl came right towards them, swooped low and came to rest on the rock Brienne had sat on. The message was released upon it, and the owl remained, its big eyes watching intently. Is there truly a man's mind inside its head? She did not dwell on the thought, and quickly stooped to take the paper in hand, before rising again to present it to the King.
"Thank you, Lady Brienne," Renly smiled, before reading what was written. It evidently did not take long, as he handed it off to Ser Loras within a few breaths.
"We are being invited to a peace council in three days time," the Knight of Flowers said, brow raised, "At the request of the foreigners, it is to be hosted at the Stark camp north of the city."
"What interest do the Starks have in peace?" said Ser Parmen Crane, "Their liege-lord and his children are hostage to the Lord of Casterly Rock."
Ser Loras shook his head and lowered the message. "It is the foreigners' idea, no doubt. Let us reject these terms. The lords of Westeros need no assistance in making their own fate. I would no more listen to these Canadians than I would a Tyroshi slaver."
Renly pursed his lips in thought for a moment. "It is nonetheless an opportunity," the King said, "The same invite has been extended to Lord Stannis. My brother has landed on the beaches north of the city with his fleet. It was always going to come to pass that we would confront him. All the better to do so with witnesses, so that the lords may see his stubbornness and lack of fitness to reign."
The King looked to Brienne. "My lady, it is also rumoured that the Canadians have many women warriors in their ranks. Given it seems to be a night where many strange things are confirmed true, I would have you with me at this council to judge their mettle. You know what is required to make a woman ready for war. I would know if these women are something to worry about on the field."
Brienne bowed her head once more. "I would be happy to, your Grace."
Three days later and Brienne was draped in her plate and chainmail by her servants and. mounted her courser. It too was ready for battle, itself draped in its full barding patterned with her father's yellow suns on rise and white crescent moons on azure.
Alongside many knights and lords equally prepared to show the readiness of the true king's banners to fight, she rode with the escort to the Stark camp. She was one of the forty-nine warriors forming his escort, each led by one of the Rainbow Guard. She found herself in Ser Robar Royce's battalion, and rode directly alongside him.
By then, Mace Tyrell had caught up with the army with his son Ser Garlan. The middle son looked very much like the younger Ser Loras, but taller and broader. They too had an escort of forty-nine, the finest knights in the Reach.
The number was a compromise reached between the Starks and the King, as some in Renly's council thought it possible the Starks might attempt to hold him.
The King himself found this ridiculous, but had allowed Mace Tyrell to seek a larger escort than the ten originally proposed and expanded it to allow forty-nine for each delegation. This was accepted.
Brienne felt an itching trepidation over her participation. The scouts had reported the Stark-Tully host was at least as large as the King's own, though there were fewer mounted men-at-arms in it. Even so, a hundred was not enough to fight off what knights and free riders there were.
To say nothing of the men alien to the continent with powers no one would have believed possible only moons before.
It took from dawn until past noon to reach the Starks, by which time a pleasantly warm morning had given way to dark clouds threatening rain.
Brienne was impressed by what she saw. The camp was well laid out, with stakes and a ditch all around it, the Kingsroad forming one side of the perimeter.
Unlike the King's camp, the Starks and Tullys were not divided by kingdom. Bonds forged in war, she realised, In the last one, the Reach and Stormlands were fighting against one another, not shoulder to shoulder.
The place of the council was obvious; A huge tent, finely appointed and festooned with Stark direwolf and Tully trout banners. It had been placed well clear of the camp perimeter, with many horses and men waiting outside of it. It was clear that at least one other of the claimants had arrived; there were three escorts waiting outside, not two.
The Rainbow Guard rejoined the King's person, joined by Mace and Garlan Tyrell, and they led the way towards the waiting Starks. Ser Robar called for Brienne to move directly with him, so that she might do her duty and get the measure of the Canadian women-warriors, so she saw everything over his shoulder.
Lord Robb Stark and Lord Edmure Tully awaited them in front of their own bodyguards. Brienne would have thought them father and son, both being stout men with red hair and redder beards, if it was not for the direwolves waiting by the younger man.
One of them was the white one that had been seen across the river three days earlier, its eyes red as autumn leaves, another was even larger and the colour of smoke with golden eyes. Brienne's horse neighed on seeing, its head turning to keep the wolves in sight at all times before she pulled at the reins.
"King Renly!" called Robb Stark as they approached, "Well met."
The King laughed. "Prince Robb!" he called back, generous as ever, "I am glad you called for this council. To do battle when an arrangement can be made would be a folly. Particularly when tales of your wolves are all over the countryside."
It was Robb Stark's turn to smile, and his uncle joined in. Renly's generosity was always appreciated.
"The wolves are ferocious," Lord Edmure said, "And I owe them my life, in part." The grey direwolf looked up at him, as if to say saving him was no great task. Curious.
The King gave a nod of acknowledgement. "You have a fine tent," he said, "Almost as if you knew such a council would be needed. Is it yours, Lord Edmure?"
"It was Rhaegar Targaryen's own," Prince Robb explained, "A gift from your brother to my father. You have my condolences on his death, your Grace."
"King Robert will be missed," said Mace Tyrell, "I see more men here. Are these the escort of the Canadians?"
Robb Stark shook his head, and hesitated for a few moments. "They are the escort of Stannis Baratheon," he said, "He is within, in the company of my mother."
The King looked to Ser Loras and smirked. "Then we must wait," he said.
"If it so pleases you," Prince Robb said, "It shall not be long now. My brother rides with them."
Renly looked back at him. "Was it he with the Canadians some nights ago, watching our preparations to cross the Blackwater?"
"It was."
Lord Renly said nothing more. They sat in companionable silence for a few minutes, before it was interrupted by a long droning blast from a horn in the distance.
Coming down the Kingsroad, riders were moving at a fast, steady trot led by what appeared to be a brother of the Night's Watch… their beasts they were riding were not horses.
Brienne took the mounts for cattle, or would have, but each had two long horns twisted into a long spear-like one. But it was hard to tell, as the creatures were covered from head to hoof in chainmail layers, and the riders were armoured similarly. Only the watchman was riding a horse.
Most of the riders held long lances, and atop the foremost pair were two banners; a weirwood tree with a red smile on black, and a weirwood or maple leaf in red on white flanked by red vertical bars.
The King's delegation watched in stunned silence. Brienne felt like her tongue had swollen up. She feared these riders. Their lances were longer than her own, and the unicorns could clearly gore a horse's face and eyes with their own natural weapon.
"Unicorns," Prince Robb explained, "They are ferocious in battle, but less troublesome than horses. When this war is over, I shall seek to breed them in the North for our use."
"I can see why," King Renly smiled, his voice still friendly, "We had heard of them too."
"No doubt," Lord Edmure said with amusement, "They are wildlings sworn to Canada. You would do well to call them Free Folk, however. That is what they call themselves."
The way the heir to Riverrun had spoken those words, it was clear he was warning the King and Lord Tyrell not to offend the Canadians or their wildlings.
"Duly noted," said Ser Garlan, glancing at his father.
Most of the hundred or so unicorns broke off, moving to a place north of the tent. Brienne saw that for what it was; the best place to charge from. In the meantime, a small group moved directly towards the gathering.
Half of the riders were dressed exactly as the strange men on the river had been; round helms, straps with pouches over their armour, strange polearms now bereft of blades.
The light of day revealed their clothes and armour to be covered in fabric in a strange mottled green with small streaks of brown and black all over them, and their faces were not painted this time.
The other half were wildlings, obvious from their bearing, strange jewellery and mix of Canadian armour and weapons. Brienne was struck by how young they all seemed to be.
There were a number of women. One wore very fine white furs, her long blonde hair tied up in a single long braid to her waist. Another, smaller woman had her red hair tied in multiple braids over her ears, to keep it all out of her face no doubt.
But it was the dark-eyed woman from YiTi that drew Brienne's attention. She had the look of a warrior more than some of the men, her gaze evaluating the King's escort one by one. When it turned to Brienne herself, the woman stared and raised an eyebrow.
"King Renly," said Prince Robb, "May I introduce my brother, Jon Stark of Moat Cailin, and his wife, Princess Val Umber of the Kingdom of Wall and Gift?" The wildling frowned slightly, as if something that had been said was wrong, but did not raise an objection herself.
Even the King could not resist glancing at his goodfather and goodbrother in confusion at that. "The… Free Folk have a kingdom?"
"Aye," said Princess Val, "Ruled by King Mance Rayder, husband to my sister."
"The price of peace," Prince Robb explained with a smile, "There have been only minor attempts to raid thusfar. The peace in the North holds. Our house's words are truer now than any time in the last thousand years; Winter is coming."
One man on a unicorn nudged his mount forward, the woman from YiTi doing the same with another young man with a large scar on his cheek in a hooded red doublet.
"Well said," the first man said, "We all have an interest in peace… But we'll get to that."
Prince Robb gave a nod. "King Renly, this is Captain Michael Duquesne, ambassador of Canada and Elector of Calgary. With him is Leanne Zheng, Princess of Taipei and Elector of Vancouver, and Louis Sayer, Elector of Yellowknife."
So, the dark-eyed one has a name, Brienne thought, And is a Princess? She could not conceive of what sort of kingdom would allow its princesses to go to battle… save those princesses that rode dragons.
Ser Loras trotted his horse forward, until it stopped and neighed. It misliked unicorns and direwolves both. He got it under control quickly, though the horse shook its head.
"Well met, my lords and ladies," the Lord-Commander of the Rainbow Guard said, "You are in the presence of Renly Baratheon, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men…"
There were some noises from the throats of the Stark banners behind Prince Robb, objection to the 'First Men' being included obvious to all.
"And my lord father, Mace Tyrell, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Warden of the South."
Brienne felt her brow rise as Princess Zheng bared her teeth ever so slightly in annoyance, looking away towards her again. Their eyes met, forcing Brienne to look away towards the Canadian ambassador.
"I look forward to coming to an agreement with you," Lord Duquense said, "Shall we?" He gestured to the tent.
"After you," said the King.
Brienne was called to join the council by the King himself, after it was clear that the princesses from Canada and the Wall were going to be present too. "They have sent their women," he said, "I must have mine, and my lady wife remains behind."
The inside of the tent had curved series of very comfortable chairs, covered in leather and padded, though Brienne noticed that many of them bore the carved sigils of Crownlander houses rather than northern ones.
Scattered around the room were a number of maesters with small writing desks, two for each delegation to record the words. They ranged from old to young, fat to thin, and again must have been purloined from the castles of the Crownlander lords.
Lord Stannis and the lords of the Narrow Sea sat to one side. Stannis Baratheon himself wore a crown of red metal over his thinning black hair, but Brienne could not work out if the metal was shaped as antlers or something else.
He wore no other extravagances, his chainmail covered in a simple tabard with the Baratheon stag on it and his trousers roughspun and brown, tucked into black riding boots. It was the opposite of Renly entirely, who wore green velvet and satin, his crown a wreath of golden roses topped by a stag's head in jade.
Brienne found the simplicity of the elder Baratheon oddly in his merit. She also recognised most of the lords sworn to Lord Stannis by their sigils, their clothes reflecting their wealth as trading houses. Velaryon, Celtigar, Sunglass… They were like a living maester's test about the houses of the Narrow Sea.
A man with a sea-weathered face, brown hair and beard, and no fingers caught her eye. He wore an unadorned blue tunic and old boots, not looking an inch the lord... Yet he sat directly beside Lord Stannis.
But the person to the other side was still yet more interesting. A red priestess from the east stood behind and to the left of Lord Stannis, her own red hood over her head.
Brienne was shocked, forcing her mouth to remain closed. Has Lord Stannis made the red god his own? she wondered, His crown is flames! The merit she saw in his unadorned clothing burned away at once. She also wondered with horror if the red-hooded Lord Sayer was also a red priest, worrying that some kind of alliance could be forged on the back of that common faith.
The Canadians, wildlings, northern and rivermen lords sat as a single block in the centre of the curved line of chairs, the Canadians closest to Stannis, the Tullys closest to the empty seats for Renly's lords. As Lady Catelyn saw the King enter, she got up and left for her own seat with her son.
"Brother!" King Renly said, "You look sour."
Lord Stannis indeed looked like he had just bitten into a lemon. "Lord Renly," he replied shortly, "My kingdoms have been usurped one-by-one. First you take the Reach and Stormlands from me, then I receive word that the northern lords have declared independence and brought the riverlords along with them."
"You should take that as a hint, brother," said King Renly, moving towards his seat. Mace Tyrell and the others moved too, and began sitting, allowing the King to be the last man to sit. "Your claim is weak."
"My claim is the only rightful one under the law of succession," Stannis replied at once, "King Robert's children are bastards. The proof is in their colouring, and that every one who has investigated Robert's own bastards for theirs has been killed, imprisoned or forced to flee for their lives. The Lannisters killed one Hand of the King, imprisoned another and started a war to prevent my coronation."
Lord Duquesne cleared his throat. "For the purposes of this council," he said, "Let's say that everyone is what they claim to be, until we all say otherwise as a whole. The Baratheon brothers are both kings, Robb Stark is a prince, Catelyn Stark is a queen-consort. Agreed?"
"No," said Stannis at once, "The Iron Throne is mine by rights. All those who deny that are my foes." Brienne could not believe her ears. Lord Stannis did not have the banners for such defiance, even if he had many ships and sailors. Lord Duquesne simply looked back at Princess Zheng with exasperation.
"We do not care who sits the Iron Throne," said Robb Stark, "The North is ours. The Trident is ours. The Iron Throne can have the rest."
"The Seven Kingdoms are mine," Stannis clarified, annoyance dripping from his voice, "And while your lord father is no friend of mine, I doubt he would accept such a usurpation. He fought for my brother's right. I have no doubt he discovered what I had about Cersei's bastards. He would support my claim, as I have been saying to your lady mother."
Prince Robb narrowed his eyes, and the Stark direwolves howled outside. Brienne's hair stood on end. Can the Starks control their wolves by magic too?
"My father is not here, King Stannis. If you wanted the loyalty of the North, you should've sailed for White Harbour the moment my father was imprisoned. Instead you did nothing while the Lannisters reaved my grandfather's lands and burned his vassals' keeps. Even your brother went immediately to raise a host to tear down the Lannisters for their crimes."
King Renly beamed a smile at his lords at those words, Brienne sharing it. Lord Stannis was indeed not suitable for the crown. Men spoke of his sense of duty, yet Robb Stark, barely a man himself, had revealed that to be false with ease.
'King' Stannis' face turned red, a sharp contrast with his blue eyes. The same eyes as the true king's. Brienne could not imagine such behaviour from Renly, yet they were born of the same womb. The seaman sitting beside him leaned in and spoke quietly, which seemed to calm the lord.
Lord Duquesne stood with a sigh. "This is a peace council," he said, "If anyone here wants to declare Canada their foe, you should've gone to ask Tywin Lannister what it means to face Canada in battle. There is nothing on this continent to challenge us."
The stormlords and Reachers began murmuring to each other to either side of Brienne. She did not catch all of it, but the word 'foreigner' was on all their lips.
"King Stannis, you say you are the rightful monarch, but you do not have the immediate capability to defeat all those that disagree. You came to this council, I would hope you had something in mind other than a demand that we all bow. This is an opportunity for you."
Lord Stannis' face began to turn red again as he ground his teeth. The whole tent watched as the red priestess leaned over and placed a hand on his shoulder, whispering gently into an ear. The woman's touch was soft, and the man's anger released at once. Brienne's own face burned red as she understood the true relationship of the two.
The lord of Dragonstone released a breath loudly, then shook his head. "I shall not give up the throne, Lord Duquesne."
"Then propose something that lets you keep it," Princess Zheng retorted, her accent absolutely unidentifiable. Something about the way she said it sent a chill up Brienne's spine, like she had used the words 'or else' without actually saying them. She has killed many.
The elder Baratheon closed his eyes for a moment, while his priestess whispered in his ear. The red woman glanced at the Canadians all the while. When he opened them again, he seemed resolved.
"Very well," Lord Stannis said, "In the name of good faith… I have no sons. If Lord Renly and Lord Tyrell kneel to me, I would name Lord Renly my heir, so long as a son is not born to me. I also demand a marriage for my daughter into a prominent Reach house, and she is to retain Dragonstone for herself."
"Your daughter agree to that?" said Princess Zheng, "Wouldn't she be queen if you died?"
The lords in the room collectively scoffed, causing the Canadians to glare and whisper to one another.
"Princess Zheng, you are correct," Lord Stannis responded said, "But the history of the Seven Kingdoms has proven that women are less respected by the lords. Though I am loathe to cede my daughter's right to the Iron Throne after I am gone, it is within my right as King to define the succession."
"It is safe to say that my niece's claim would be even weaker than my brother's," King Renly agreed, "It would invite rebellion."
Princess Zheng clicked her tongue and crossed her arms, her face curled with a strange contempt. Brienne was fascinated. Is she angry because Lord Stannis' daughter is being set aside? Lord Duquesne and Lord Sayer did not look pleased either.
"All of this is useless as you could have a son," Lord Tyrell sniffed, "Or you could legitimise a bastard at a whim. If not your own, then one of King Robert's many."
There was some quiet laughter at the very notion of Lord Stannis having bastards at all.
The man ground his teeth again. "If I did gain a son, we could marry him to a daughter by my brother. This usurpation is madness. All that you want, Lord Renly and Lord Tyrell, can be accomplished without the taint of rebellion and treason. Kneel and I shall make it so."
Mace Tyrell made a noise from his throat like he was clearing it, and began speaking to the King again quietly. Brienne was still too far to hear.
"And what of the North and Trident?" Lord Edmure asked, "Uniting the Stormlands and Reach under your rule is a threat, not a promise of recognition." The man looked to Lord Duquesne.
"We won't tolerate an attack on the Riverlands," the Canadian ambassador said, "It is where we will be staying for the foreseeable future."
More whispers from the lords of the Reach. It seemed every such declaration by the foreigners needled them. King Renly turned his head, taking note of the chatter, before speaking quietly with his goodfather. What is brewing between them?
"I shall require no attack on the Riverlands," Lord Stannis replied to the Canadian, before addressing the Starks and Tullys, "Neither you nor Lord Robb are the lords paramount of your lands yet. With the support of this council, I will take King's Landing and free your father, Lord Robb. Then we shall see if he and Lord Hoster will hold to your independence. They are both lawful men. I am sure they will see reason."
"And if they do not?" King Renly intervened, "So much for the peace."
Lord Duquesne frowned. "You have been quite quiet, your Grace," he said, "Do you have a proposal?"
"I will tell what shall be, happily," said Renly, standing up and walking to the centre of the space. He towered over them all even if they had not been sitting, save for his own brother and Brienne herself.
"Prince Robb," he said, addressing the young red-haired Stark, "If you and your father wish to call yourself kings, that does not displease me. All I require from the Starks is that you swear an oath to defend Westeros from its enemies."
The young prince leaned back in his seat, and conferred with his mother quietly. Brienne was once again pleased that her king was a generous man. It was clear that both the Queen in the North and her son were considering the proposal seriously.
The King continued. "All I require from the Tullys is that they swear the same oath, and continue to send food downriver to King's Landing without hindrance or tax."
Lord Edmure was less quiet about his approval. "An acceptable cost," he thought aloud, before adding, "So long as my King and Prince agree."
The King looked to his lords, and found them very pleased indeed. He had just won back two kingdoms without the swing of a single sword. "And for my brother, I offer that which our elder did not," he said, "Though I like you not, I would give Storm's End to you Stannis."
"It is not yours to give," said Stannis.
The King made a loud sigh, and turned to the others. "You see what I must contend with? My brother refuses my castle, my peace and has not even given his congratulations on my marriage!" The Reach lords laughed openly at this. They and Brienne saw it for what it was, a reminder that the full might of the kingdom stood behind him.
"A wedding without meaning," Stannis countered, "If the girl is still a maid, she shall die as one."
Lord Duquesne stood up quickly again. "Enough," he said, "We're not here to trade insults. We're here to make a peace."
King Renly said nothing, but went back to his seat. His meaning had been made clear to all.
"Captain Duquesne, this is your peace council," Lord Stannis said, "You insist on peace, craft one here and now, or I shall be gone."
"On that, I agree with my brother," the King added, "I can make my peace with the Starks without aid."
Lord Duquesne grimaced, and for quite some time, said nothing. The only thing that could be heard at first was the scratching of the maester's quills as they caught up with events, and that gave way to murmurs as the lords began to decide they had wasted their time. But the Canadian did speak before they declared this.
"We split the difference," Lord Duquesne declared, turning on the spot, "Stannis Baratheon, you have said Renly can be your heir but you cannot accept total northern independence… What if you granted the same concession your brother has just offered? Allow the North their freedom, provided they swear an oath to you to defend Westeros and place no taxes on food going to your capital."
Lord Stannis grit his teeth. "No," he said, "I am King of Westeros. There cannot be a King in the North."
Duquesne blew out a breath through his teeth in frustration. "Then grant yourself a higher title," he quickly countered, "Where I'm from, king is not the highest title a ruler can have. Emperor, Caesar, King of Kings…"
The lords broke out in a cacophony of noise about that. The northmen and riverlords seemed to be questioning what that meant for their independence, but it was the King's reaction that Brienne heard clearly. "Emperor?" Renly said to his goodfather, "I like the sound of that."
This time Stannis consulted not with the red priestess, but the seaman sitting to his side. They spoke for some minutes as the chatter continued around them, before the Lord of Dragonstone raised his hand for silence. To Brienne's surprise, he got it. Even the Reacher lords wanted to hear his response.
"If Eddard Stark and Hoster Tully swear the same oath they swore to Robert and call me King of Kings, I shall allow the Starks to call themselves a royal house."
The lords' voices cried out in shock. None thought Stannis capable of bending in such a way. To Brienne, it seemed that Lord Stannis did not care for what his title was. He had already abandoned the traditional string of titles the King usually had. What mattered to him was that he was the ultimate authority.
King Renly was silent.
"Prince Robb, Lord Edmure," Duquesne continued, "On behalf of your fathers, would you accept such a compromise?"
Nephew and uncle looked at each other, and then at Queen Catelyn. Her eyes urged them to accept. "We have at least two conditions," Robb said, "We shall not send taxes to King's Landing, and we shall not be summoned south ever again." Brienne's jaw set. The young Stark has spoken like he had expected a demand like this. He meant to offer the compromise to Renly…
The heir to Riverrun stood up. "Twice in twenty years," Lord Edmure said, "We have had our lands invaded, our smallfolk attacked, our keeps burned. Twice have kings killed nobles in the capital after calling them to duty or refusing their petitions. No more."
Lord Duquesne looked back to Stannis. "Is that acceptable?"
Stannis curled his lip and inhaled a breath deeply. "We can create a place of meeting in the Riverlands, so that you may need not set foot in the capital. Maidenpool or Harrenhal mayhaps. Taxes you do not give me, I shall take back from imports brought from the North, save for food of course. And if some threat from Essos comes, I demand that the North do its duty in defence of the realm. Its full duty."
"Agreed," Robb said at once.
The Reacher lords all seemed to lean forward towards their king as one, whispering their objections through their teeth. The Stormlords were quieter. Baratheon fighting Baratheon was not something they truly desired, though they loved Renly far more than the stern and distant Stannis. Brienne could not imagine serving the King's elder brother.
As Lord Edmure sat again, Lord Duquesne turned to King Renly.
"Renly of House Baratheon. Everything depends on you now. The choice between war and peace is yours. With everyone in this tent united against him, Tywin Lannister will have to accept terms. You don't even need to give up the title of King." The Canadian looked over at the scribes. "And if you choose peace, your maesters should call it Renly's Peace."
It was flattery… but the King was not above flattery. It was the other side of the coin of his generosity. Brienne watched as he rose, her heart torn. On the one hand, he had come so far and many great lords rightly hailed him over Lord Stannis. On the other, he was not his brother Robert. Would he choose war or peace?
"Captain Duquesne," King Renly said, "We all desire peace, but sometimes the cost is too high."
"What cost is that?" Lord Duquesne asked.
"You suggest we make terms with Tywin Lannister," King Renly said, "I can forgive your ignorance of his ways and those of his children, but his crimes are many. He must die."
There was a shout of agreement from Brienne and the lords around her, with the riverlords joining in.
"And what's more, you ask me to kneel to my brother," the King continued, "A man that no one wants for their king save those that lost favour when the Targaryens lost the throne. I command the strongest host, the most productive lands and the men of culture and learning. I ask myself why you would not instead ask Stannis to kneel to me?"
Lord Duquesne's lips thinned, the response of the King not expected. Brienne noted his hands gently went to the protruding grips of his polearm, though he did not brandish it. "For peace," he said, "Your brother's goals and yours don't conflict, not really."
"But they do," said Renly, "I am king, crowned and proclaimed. I have the trust of many lords, and I am willing to be grant many things to gain the trust of more, as I have proved. My brother has proved he's willing to pretend to be generous for an even greater title, nothing more. He will find some reason or another to set aside the peace, however small it is."
"Peace between you is not a small idea," Duquesne responded, "Without it, huge numbers of people are going to die. Is that what you want your legacy to be? That you killed thousands and sentenced many more to death so you could rule earlier?"
"You speak of peace," Lord Tyrell said from his seat, "But you haven't said what good peace does you? Why does Canada value peace so highly, if you are so mighty?"
"Our darion values it," Princess Zheng answered, her arms crossed in front of her, "Trust me when I say, we are soldiers. We value it less than our Queen does."
"And it has nothing to do with the dead men walking?" the King asked.
The entire tent went as quiet as a crypt, even the maesters failing to continue their recordings.
"You thought we had not heard those rumours, Lord Duquesne?" the King continued, "You are spreading the tidings that the Long Night is coming again, that demons are raising the dead beyond the Wall and that we must give up our claims to fight them."
The Reachers let out some laughs at that, the stormlords around Brienne smiling and mutterly about snarks. Brienne had heard these tales too, but had dismissed them as even more ridiculous than the rumour of whole battles of Lannister men being destroyed by fire.
Lord Duquesne smirked back in reply. "I must congratulate you on your intelligence network," he said, many not understanding his meaning at once, "I didn't mention it because the proof I had didn't survive the heat. But I have seen dead men walking and the White Walkers with my own eyes."
"So have I," said Jon Stark, "The wights, at least."
"And I," said Prince Robb, "Many of my lords saw them, when Lord Duquesne brought captured wights to Winterfell."
"We even sent one to the Lannister prick," Princess Zheng added with a huff, "This is not some storybook tale you should ignore. The threat is real."
"Indeed not," said Stannis' red priestess, "The Great Other stirs, his servants move to bring ice and dark death to us all. The Night is dark and full of terrors, Lord Renly. You should kneel before your brother. He can save us."
Brienne recoiled a little in disgust. Who is she to declare Stannis a saviour? Worse, it seemed the Lord of Dragonstone did not reject the woman's words.
King Renly smiled widely, and looked back at his outraged lords. "As likely a tale as Stannis' claim that Cersei's children are bastards by her brother," he said, "And just as convenient for your purposes, Lord Duquesne."
"War is what is inconvenient for us," the Canadian ambassador replied, "If the lords of Westeros are too busy killing each other, the Others will find invading this continent easy. Since I'm one of the people living in it right now, that's very inconvenient."
"The Wall has not been broken, has it?" asked Ser Garlan, "I must admit, it takes moons for tidings from there. Or did your attack destroy it in some place, Lord Duquesne?"
"No," Lord Duquesne admitted, "No permanent damage was done."
"So what threat is there?" Ser Loras joined in, "You yourselves placed hundreds of thousands of wildlings behind the Wall, or so the tales say. It is now better defended than it ever has been. Why should we fear these Others?"
"They're an ancient magical evil that have had a long time to plan," Duquesne replied, "The Wall is not impregnable, we breached it ourselves. I could show you, but…" He looked at the red woman. "The person who would've helped me to do that would not come."
Lord Stannis looked up at his fire-worshipping companion. "I apologise if my presence has caused alarm," she said, "It was not my intention."
Duquesne frowned at her. "It was unavoidable," he said, before turning back to King Renly, "But we are not lying; what we want is for the lords of Westeros to make peace so you can fight the Others."
"I do not believe your stated intentions," said Lord Tyrell, "We have heard of your sorcery. How do we know these wights the northmen saw are not raised by your magicks?"
That caused the northerners disquiet enough that they shifted in their seats, whispering to each other. They had not considered they might have been tricked?
"Canada has no magic," Duquesne said, "And what good what that do for us?"
The King tilted his head in mock confusion. "We saw your men here fly a message to us using an owl," he said, "Was that not magic? Skinchanging, I believe it is called?"
"That's not our magic," Zheng replied, though she regretted doing so at once. It was a weak answer and Brienne saw she knew it.
"What I believe," Lord Tyrell continued, "Is that you are here to establish yourselves in Westeros for your own ends. To chip away at our kingdoms, a piece at a time, until they crumble and you take them all. As our Andal ancestors did."
Lord Duquesne's face curled up with a strange smiling, confused look. "If I wanted to do that, why would I call for unity?" he said.
"As you are the only ones who can keep the peace between us," said the King, "Stannis and I are destined to be at odds, we both claim the same throne. None of us will accept peace with the Lord of Casterly Rock. And I have no doubt you would find some means to provoke conflict between the North and I if it profits you."
Captain Duquesne shook his head. "This is ridiculous," he said, "I have no intention of taking your lands, and if I'm an invader, I'm a pretty bad one. I only have a hundred soldiers."
"You have the wildlings," Lord Tyrell said, pointing at the man, "They are your smallfolk."
Both Lord Duquesne and Princess Zheng grimaced, looking to Princess Val. Brienne saw why. She was practically glowing with anger, eyes flashing and her hand on her dagger restrained by that of her husband Lord Stark.
"I have some Free Folk following me," he said, "But most follow their own king. Not me."
"Or so you say," said the King, arms held out to either side of him, "How can we trust your word? You are a foreigner, meddling in affairs that are none of your business. That is what we cannot truly tolerate, that you would establish yourselves as arbiters of our disputes."
The lords grumbled aloud again, even some of the riverlords, though Lord Edmure quickly quieted them.
Princess Zheng waved Lord Duquesne back to her, and he sat down beside her so they could confer. The King went back to Lord Tyrell, Ser Garlan and Ser Loras to do the same with them. Brienne tried to hear what they were saying, but they were careful to guard themselves against that.
It was the Lady Zheng who spoke aloud a few minutes later. "So what do you propose?" she asked, "Your brother has rejected your peace terms."
"I do not require peace with my brother," the King said, "While he commands the Royal Fleet, I command a larger fleet. He is no great threat to my rule. So long as the North and Riverlands agree to my terms, almost all of the realm will be at peace."
Lord Stannis stared at his brother with fiery hatred, jaw clenched so tight Brienne thought his teeth might break. But he said nothing, and watched the Canadians. What does he expect?
"What about us?" Lord Duquesne asked, "Are we just going to be ignored? Will you send aid to the Wall?"
The King stood up straight again at the question, smiling. "If it is true that dead men are walking and the cause is the return of the Others, I will do my duty. I am Protector of the Realm after all. But you will not be ignored, Lord Duquesne."
The Canadian ambassador clutched his chin below his mouth and scratched it with his forefinger in thought. Brienne thought that quite impertinent an action for the occasion. "And I suppose you want us to provide proof of the Others?" he asked, "Why do I get the feeling you just want us out of the way."
"You are misunderstanding me," King Renly said, "I'm afraid I must insist that you submit to the Iron Throne and share your secrets, or leave Westeros at once."
"I can't do that," Duquesne replied without hesitation, "I swore an oath to our Queen, our 'secrets' aren't mine to give you, and I can't return to Canada. My orders are to build a defence against the Others, and I have made treaties promising both the Starks and the Kingdom of Wall and Gift that we would fight."
"The willdings need not concern you any longer," Lord Tyrell said, "And if you cannot return home, then go to Essos or parts unknown. I'm sure passage can be arranged to take you and your reward for defeating the Lannister host at your earliest convenience."
Lord Duquesne shook with a single, silent laugh.
"My goodfather is right," Renly said, "While we owe you a debt of gratitude for defeating Lord Tywin, who knows who you may turn your sorcery against next? You shall be rewarded for your actions if you leave. And I will not forbid you in joining the battle against the dead, should such a battle be required."
"How kind of you," Princess Zheng muttered.
The King ignored her. "But if you will not kneel and swear fealty, your time in our realm is over. We Westerosi nobles shall defend our own people and land. As is our duty and the price of our blood. As we have always done."
A lump in her throat, Brienne felt a strange pride swell in her, and saw the same in many of the other lords regardless of their allegiance. They sat up straighter, their eyes stern but some tearful. This is why he is the true King.
The Canadians thought very differently. Lord Duquesne, Princess Zheng and Lord Sayer wore thunderous brows, eyes aimed at the King predatory. Brienne's pride went to anger, like someone lighting an oil. Her fists closed hard and hurtful, the chainmail palms of her gauntlets digging in through the leather they were over.
"And if we do not leave?" Duquesne asked, "If we cannot?"
The King's face fell to a steely anger of its own. "Would you accept a foreign army on your lands?" he said, "You would be our foes. And we shall defeat you. "
The pride returned to Brienne and the other supporters of the King… but when she looked to the northmen, their faces were pale with fear.
Princess Zheng snorted in the most unladylike fashion. "You wouldn't be the first to try."
"We are not the Lannisters," Renly replied, "We have many more men-at-arms, and we know what you are capable of."
"We could make ourselves very hard to find," Lord Duquesne said sternly, "We can move more quickly than you know."
"It matters not," the King said, "It's a small world. There is nowhere in Westeros we cannot find you. Neither the Isle of Faces nor the Wall can shelter you."
Brienne found herself sharing the fear of the northmen when Lord Duquesne smiled in response to the King.
"A small world," he agreed, "And very very bad."
There was a moment of uncomfortable quiet, as the King knew not what to say to such a thing. Nor did anyone else.
"What I want to know," said Princess Zheng, interrupting the moment, "Is what happens if you defeat us?"
The King seemed to shake out of a daydream and looked to her. "We do not tolerate invasion, these men would be executed for their acts," he said, "But you need not fear, your Grace. You would be spared. No doubt a good marriage could be found for you too."
Princess Zheng jumped to her feet, hands grabbing up her polearm. Brienne and many lords began to rise, starting to pull their blades from sheaths, Ser Loras darting to put himself in front of the King.
Lord Duquesne beat them to the quick and burst to his own feet, snatching the front of the polearm as its bladeless length was being pointed at the King. He pulled it up so it turned towards the canvas overhead and held it away from him like it was a snake.
The Ambassador began arguing with the Princess in their own language loudly, his hand still wrapped around the weapon. He did not seem to care that his back was turned towards the King, Ser Loras and a great many swords.
Heart jumping with alarm, Brienne stood with the rest, waiting with her own blade at the ready. It was only as she did that she realised that it was truly strange that Lord Duquesne and Princess Zheng should share a language. They were clearly from different places, Duquesne looking like a riverman, westerman or northerner, Zheng very much like the YiTi-ish did in the books on the subject of the races of the world. How is it they speak our Common tongue too?
The argument ended, and Zheng hissed what anyone would recognise as curses in a third language at Lord Duquesne, before storming off out of the tent with her weapon. He turned to watch her go, shaking his head. "I apologise for that," he said, "That was against all diplomatic protocol. She will be dealt with appropriately."
Swords were put away and lords returned to their seats, the Northern and Dragonstone parties looking on in astonishment. Even the red woman was not beyond a stare.
"What an uncouth woman," said Lord Tyrell, "I find it hard to believe she is a princess at all."
Lord Duquesne sat down again. "She is an exiled princess and has no desire to marry. What you said was the worst thing you could have."
"A princess has no choice," Lord Tyrell objected, "Their duty is to the realm. Even in exile."
The Ambassador looked at him like one might look at a diseased beggar, which had Lord Tyrell puffing up in outrage. "If you say so," Lord Duquesne said, before turning to the King, "Are you completely unwilling to accept the compromise I suggested earlier?"
"I am," the King said.
"And if we do not leave or submit, you will declare war and attack us?" Duquesne said, "Even if we go to the Wall?"
The King gave a firm nod. "You cannot hide behind the wildlings' skirts," he said, "As I said, we cannot have foreign men putting themselves in the middle of our disputes, whether that is before the gates of King's Landing or the gates of Castle Black."
"What happens in Castle Black would be our business," Prince Robb interrupted with sternness, "We have a treaty."
The King held up his hands in reassurance. "And I am not unwilling to recognise the peace you Starks have made with the wildlings, but any future matters in the Gift I would not have the Canadians involved with. They are not from here."
Lord Duquesne sighed, rubbing his face. "King Renly," he said, "We don't need to waste any more time. I'll say right now that we will not leave Westeros and we will not pledge fealty to you. One last time, I ask you to withdraw your demand that we do so."
The lords chuckled, and Brienne was not surprised. The words were spoken like asking nicely ought to be enough to have such request granted.
"I refuse," the King said, "And as you have refused my terms, I shall consider us to be at war."
Lord Duquesne smirked, and immediately turned to give an order to Lord Sayer in their own tongue. The younger man blinked, but went over and picked up a pair of strange objects sitting on tripods that Brienne hadn't noticed before then. He balanced each on one of his shoulders and strode out of the place.
"What are you doing, Lord Duquesne?" Lord Stannis asked.
"Leaving," the Canadian said.
"But this is your peace council?" Ser Garlan asked.
The Ambassador smirked again at King Renly. "And what I got for calling it was a declaration of war." With that, Lord Duquesne left the tent. The lords whispered in confusion.
Lord Stannis exchanged a glance with his red woman, and stood up himself. "It seems I have no more need of it either," he said, as his lords began to follow him out.
Brienne watched the lord of Dragonstone and his banners leave, and could not help but feel they were more pleased than they had been before. Considering Stannis had won no new lords to his cause, that was bizarre. There could be only one explanation. They feel the king has erred. Somehow, she felt so too.
"Well, that is that," Renly stated, sitting back down and gesturing to Prince Robb, "Now we can discuss our alliance without noise. I offer the same terms as before."
The prince of Winterfell bit his lip. The Queen of the same even less so, regarding the King and his goodfather as if they had just slapped her. Even Lord Edmure looked ill-at-ease.
"King Renly," Prince Robb replied, "I must consult with my lords."
The stormlords breathed out in shock.
"Come now!" said Lord Tyrell, "You are not hesitating over the Canadians, I hope? Our forces are more than enough to compensate for such a loss."
"I would not be so sure, my lord," said Queen Catelyn, "There are many among my husband's banners who would have reason to question your need to alienate the foreigners here today. And we Starks owe them a debt. They rescued my daughter and her handmaids from King's Landing simply by demanding their return from Lord Tywin."
Brienne could not believe that. Such a thing was entirely against the Old Lion of the Rock's reputation. He would rather die than be dishonoured so.
"Nonsense!" Lord Tyrell shouted.
The King was not so sure. "Truly?" Renly asked, "They are that powerful?"
"I would hesitate to provoke them even with every single man the North and Riverlands could muster at my back," Lord Edmure said, "We must consider carefully… the implications…."
"It matters not," Lord Tyrell said, "We are in no rush. In the mean time, we have siege preparations to begin. Towers and rams to build."
"My goodfather speaks truly once more," the King added, "I shall leave the Canadians alone, since you say they are not to be trifled with. I'll give you three days to have your considerations with your lords. On the fourth, I would hear your answer. We shall take our leave now."
With that, all the lords rose to their feet. Prince Robb and the King both bowed to each other respectfully, before the stormlords led the way out. Brienne joined them. She shielded her eyes, looking for the Canadians and their unicorns, but they were gone. Only the sprawling camp of the Starks greeted them.
She found the King himself walking alongside her as she moved towards her horse, the Rainbow Guard moving to either side of them.
"Lady Brienne," King Renly said to her, "I would ask your advice. What did you think of these Canadians? Their Princess seemed determined to knock some sense into me with that … steel stick of hers."
There was only word Brienne could summon that would do. "Dangerous, your Grace," she said, "That may be obvious, but they are killers. That much, I know."
The King nodded. "Yes," he said, "I got that impression too."
"And we know what to do with killers," Ser Loras added from the side, "Foreign invaders too."
"Kill them," Brienne said, "In the name of the Seven."
Chapter 77: An Sáirsint
Chapter Text
The NCOs had gathered around two long tables pushed together in the hall of Hayford Castle, lit by the artificial white-blue light of portable spotlights and camplights rather than the hearths. The table itself was covered with sketched maps, with a bigger one drawn on a whiteboard. The room looked dirty within the shadows to cover it.
Padraig looked the section leaders over as they waited for Duquesne. Some were off-rotation for the defence of the keep and were barely dressed, the heat of the day getting to them. Some had been pulled in from the walls or patrol and wore full combat equipment.
All of them knew what the preliminary briefing was about, they had been consulted and meetings already held individually. And he saw the hunger to do something in all of them. They had all seen the footage of the threat by the guy who had a hundred thousand men to throw around and its translations: Executions for the men, forced marriages for the women.
Woe unto King Renly Baratheon.
Duquesne walked in from the outside, the sentries closing the large doors behind him. All Westerosi had been banished from the keep, even its infant lady.
The Captain wore the same expression he had been wearing since the peace summit; no signature smirk, eyes narrower than usual, mouth a tight flat line at all times. Whatever the man was feeling wasn't identifiable, but it was doubtful it was anything positive.
"Attention!" Padraig called. The entire table immediately stood straight and followed the order.
Duquesne walked up and went to the head of the table, in front of the whiteboard, before giving a small nod. "Stand easy," Padraig commanded, though it had little effect. 'Princess' Zheng, pig-faced Nowak, baldy Schafer, mustachioed MacDonald, thick-armed Melnyk and stern Portelance… none of them relaxed an inch, save to move a little to get a better view. And none of them made a sound.
"As you're all aware," the Captain began, "We offered a compromise for peace to the kings assembled to attack the capital city of this country. We expected rejection from at least one. We were prepared to take proportionate action. What we got was instead a demand from the most powerful king that we must leave or submit."
"Complete with blood curdling threats," Padraig added, "The sort you give foreign invaders." Which isn't crazy considering we're here without permission, even if we're not here to conquer anyone.
Zheng let out a breath and shook her head. "Even the guys with the Starks and Tullys were nodding along with King Prick when he said we had no right to interfere."
Padraig restrained a pained grimace. Yeah, the lords don't like us very much.
"King Renly was attempting to unite his nobles behind him," Duquesne said flatly, "The Lannisters look like they're finished. He has no real claim to the throne by law, so he needs an issue to keep everyone under his rule once the capital is taken. He chose us 'foreigners'. We refused to obey him. He declared war."
Duquesne paused, picked up a stick to point with and indicated to a sketched map on the table.
"What some of you may not be aware of is that we have already seen the results," he continued, "Over the last five days, there have been three attempts at reconnaissance from the west and northwest by small cavalry units identified as Tyrell forces, and the skinchangers report more infantry coming up the Roseroad to join Renly's army."
That broke the icy mood of the group, though the Captain himself kept his very much intact. "What do they expect to accomplish?" Schafer asked, "They must be aware of our capabilities by now. Why did we hide them again?"
Padraig scowled. "We didn't want them to know what we could do," he explained, "And we didn't want to look like arrogant conquerors." The civvies have a bad enough opinion of us.
Duquesne nodded. "Which is a genuine problem in a country shaped by two major invasions by superior military forces," he replied, "We don't think they know for sure what we can do. Their recon groups consist of two platoons, one following the other at a safe distance. We think they're trying to provoke a hostile response so they can see what that looks like."
"Counting our guns," MacDonald mused aloud, before clarifying, "Seeing if what the Starks said about our weapons and vehicles is true."
They were trying to be smart, that's certain, Padraig thought. "Something like that," he agreed, "We've intercepted their attempts with the unicorn riders in force each time. They've backed off every time, so they still don't know shite. And we've kept it that way for a reason."
All eyes turned to Duquesne for the reason.
"They have started a war," the Captain said, "We can't afford to fight a long one and our government won't tolerate one either. So we will end it in a single action." He pointed to another map.
"Operation Bear Trap," Duquesne said, "As in, the Baratheon idiot stepped in one by declaring war."
"Ouch," Schafer joked.
Better than the original name, Padraig thought to himself, 'Operation Pizarro' would've pissed off the civvies and Ottawa crowd like mad.
Duquesne nodded, indicating the road routes on the map that went west, south and then east along it towards the city.
"Very ouch. We will execute a night march in our combat vehicles with the full strength of the Canadian military contingent and strike the enemy camp in darkness, utilising our mobility, firepower and sensor advantages. Our main objective is the capture of the Baratheon-Tyrell leadership, with a secondary objective of the seizure of money chests."
Every single person wore a predator gaze. Good, Padraig thought, They're hungry.
"Now we're talking, sir," Zheng grinned. Padraig glanced at her, knowing she wouldn't like her place in the plan. You shouldn't be so happy.
"How do we do this?" Nowak asked, hands on his hips, "I've seen the Raven photos of the camp, it's big. I doubt the King is camped out on the edge of it."
"The enemy has already helped us with that," Duquesne stated, moving to the whiteboard, "This is the layout of the camp. Or to be more accurate, camps. As you can see, it sits on the Goldroad heading west which cuts it in half."
"In more ways than one," Padraig said, picking up a book with a map of the continent to show it, "The Baratheon troops are camped in this hillside forest, the Tyrell ones in the fields across the road."
Duquesne nodded. "They don't trust or like each other, or they're not used to operating together. Either way, it gives us a great chance."
He pointed at the centre of the camp. "The Goldroad is completely open thirty yards at a minimum to either side with the exception of checkpoints at each end. For anyone else in Westeros, riding up that road at night with enough speed is impossible. For us, there's no chance in hell anyone could react before we reach the headquarters area."
"I see barricades on these photos, sir?" MacDonald said, lifting a printed sheet showing a blurry drone photo, "Our crawlers are good but they can't climb over eight foot log spikes."
"They're only on the road on the city facing side," Padraig replied, "They're to protect the camp and the siege engines they're building from an attack in that direction. The other side is protected by cavalry recon patrols, but they won't be around at night. Both have guard contingents nearby but they're small."
And they couldn't stop us or warn the enemy in time regardless.
MacDonald tilted his head, accepting that and putting down the recon photo.
"The assault group consisting of Alpha, Bravo and Charlie sections and a platoon of Free Folk volunteers under Ryk will proceed in seven crawlers. Six combat ones, one rigged as an ambulance," Duquesne said, "Once we are in our starting positions, the attack itself will be conducted in three phases."
He traced the Goldroad on the map.
"Phase One. The assault group will move along the road through the western checkpoint at full speed to the headquarters. Lights off, night-vision on."
The Captain looked around for any complaint about that. There was none to be had. Everyone else was processing the scale of the ask. I don't blame them.
Duquesne continued a second later. "We'll park up on the road itself and put up the razorwire around the crawlers. "
"The time between us being spotted by anyone and our arrival in the headquarters zone will be less than two minutes," Padraig added, "Word won't reach command and control until we're right on top of them."
"It'll be like aliens attacking," Zheng snorted.
That melted Duquesne's statue-like expression a little as he turned back to the whiteboard. He's looking forward to this.
"Phase Two, we shall seize the objectives," the Captain stated, flipping the whiteboard on its pivots. A series of images pulled from the peace summit recordings were on the other side. "Renly Baratheon, VIP one. Mace Tyrell, VIP two. Garlan Tyrell, VIP three. Loras Tyrell, VIP four. One and Four seem to be sharing the same bed, so we can scoop them up together."
Nowak gave a wolf whistle which set off laughter. Duquesne shook his head in exasperation.
"Considering Loras Tyrell is sixteen and was Renly Baratheon's squire, it's less romance and more grooming," Padriag cut in, "His father and older brother are staying in the Tyrell tent."
Duquesne pointed to the middle of the camp and looked to MacDonald and Schafer. "Alpha and Bravo sections under the command of O'Neill will advance into the headquarters area itself. We'll lay smoke out between the headquarters and the forest camps with grenades and the mortar as we assault the primary and secondary objectives. We have identified the tents in question and they will be marked by infrared strobes dropped off by our warged birds."
Padraig cleared his throat. "The smoke will obscure our actions to the men camped in the woods," he said, "Very important, as the closest campsite in the forest does have a clear line of sight. So make sure your lads don't forget it."
There were satisfyingly rapid nods from Baldy and the Moustache.
Duquesne's finger went to the road again, his attention to Nowak. "Charlie section will stay with the crawlers to operate the C6s, C16s and the 50 cals, to break up any groups of enemy combatants as they form with machine gun fire and grenades."
"Rules of engagement?" Nowak asked.
"Until we reach the objective area, no one is cleared to fire except the front crawler to unstick obstacles," the Captain replied, "Reconnaissance indicates only a token civilian presence in the AO. Once we stop the crawlers, we defend them and the egress route with absolute force. At that point, you'll be free to engage any and all hostiles."
Nowak gave a toothy smile and a thumbs up in response. Padraig glared at the man. The Charlie section sergeant was far too pleased about those orders in his opinion. You might seeing the sharp end of a court if you get too eager, eejit.
"Phase three," Duquesne continued, looking to Melnyk, "Delta and Echo sections attack the barricades from the city side to clear them for the egress of Alpha, Bravo and Charlie. You'll be mounted in the recon buggies and cruisers, with a pickup for the mortar and a single crawler to act as a second ambulance. Once the barricades are cleared, the assault force will leave first, followed by Delta and Echo."
"You want us to join an attack, sir?" Portelance asked, "Not to repeat myself, but we're MPs, not infantry."
Padraig scowled. That shite again, when are the thunderchickens going to realise they're in Hell?
"By the time Delta and Echo attack the barricades, the enemy's attention will be entirely on us in the middle of the camp. We don't anticipate any resistance, and even if there is, fuckin' spray it down with a machine gun. You'll feel better, I promise."
The Patricias in the room had a good chuckle at the expense of the cop, who bit her tongue in annoyance. The police sergeant was not amused, one corner of her lip curling back in displeasure in a face only Zheng could overmatch.
"We don't have a choice," Duquesne chipped in, "We need personnel with firearms training on site to make this work. We've even got civilian volunteers to drive some of the crawlers, so our drivers are freed up to do wetwork."
Portelance sighed with resignation and stood up a little straighter. "Understood, sir."
"What does our civilian liaison think of this plan?" Schafer said, "Or the other civilians? Are they not whining over it?"
The Captain scowled into a space for a moment. "They generally agree the situation warrants a military solution," he said, "We consulted Cloutier and the other anthropologists about the best way to make medieval lords back down. The Professor and her minions agree that fighting them is step one, but just fighting them isn't good enough."
Padraig nodded. "Which matches how the Lannisters have acted after their defeat. Lord Tywin gave us deep concessions in negotiations but didn't surrender. To force King Renly into a peace, we'd either need to take a lot of castles or capture him. And his castles are a long way away."
"And killing him?" MacDonald asked, "That's an option too."
"Would end the war with the Reach," Padraig said, "But it would escalate the wider Westerosi civil war. There'd be two kingdoms without a king and at least two contenders for that land."
The question answered, Duquesne pointed in the direction of the city. "Once we leave the camp, we drive parallel to the walls of King's Landing until the Kingsroad, passing the Stark camp to return here. Total time in the enemy headquarters area, four minutes at most. Total operation time, two and a half hours."
"Wait," Zheng said, eyes narrowed at the maps, "Where is Foxtrot in this? Where am I?"
Padraig exhaled deeply. He didn't want to do this to her, but there was no choice. "Most of the Free Folk are staying behind. We don't have enough night vision goggles for everyone to fight in darkness, or enough volunteer drivers to get them to the area of operations. Since you are the NCO commanding the Laughing Tree, you will command the defence of Hayford."
Zheng stared in outrage at him, before glancing at the Captain and finding no support. The others around the table looked away. Everyone thought they knew why she wouldn't be coming on the attack, and it wasn't only the fact the Free Folk weren't going. She had fucked up bigtime at the peace summit.
She had already been put on half-pay for two months, and she would probably never be involved in negotiations with the Westerosi again, but those two facts were private. That she had threatened King Renly hadn't been shown to anyone, the others could only guess at exactly how badly she had acted.
Padraig felt bad about her having a public reckoning nonetheless. She didn't deserve it really, not after being threatened with forced marriage.
"Sir, I need to go," Zheng reasoned, "You need everyone who can speak the languages that you can get on the mission."
Duquesne shook his head. "Sayer and O'Neill can handle that end," he said, "And I know what you're thinking, that this is a punishment for the summit. It isn't, not really."
"You'll have to explain how, sir," Zheng said bitterly, "I should be on this operation."
"Maybe so," the Captain said, "But the reality is, you now command the Laughing Tree. You'll be the only Canadian soldier in Hayford once we're gone. We'll be locking the civilians up in this keep for security and arming a few more volunteers. Their safety will be entirely in your hands."
Especially as the young men of the Laughing Tree may be tempted to try to steal a woman or two with us gone…
Zheng bit her bottom lip and looked up at the ceiling, almost in anguish. "Sergeant Portelance and her MPs should be doing that job, sir."
Padraig felt a twist in his gut at just how hurt she was over the whole thing. Seeing Portelance wasn't exactly against the idea of staying behind at Hayford, he decided to weigh in. Some things need explaining for the both of them.
"Sergeant Portelance can't speak the languages, nor does she have the respect of the Free Folk," he said, "You're the only one besides the Captain and myself that could give them orders. And if we fuck up and get trapped in the middle of an army of thirty thousand, God forbid, you'll be the one to get the civvies back to the Isle of Faces."
Zheng crossed her arms. "Sergeant Portelance can do that. I'd rather be with you all if shit hits the fan."
Padraig shook his head. "The Free Folk wouldn't agree to help do that for Portelance. They wouldn't respect her just on her word to not do shite to the civvies or supplies either. She wasn't there when we broke the Wall. She didn't put down hundreds of black brothers in Castle Black. So no, this isn't a punishment so much as the cards you were dealt when you were put in charge of the Free Folk."
Zheng's dark eyes met Padraig's own, still aggrieved but at least calmer. He felt a pressure release that he hadn't noticed before. He looked away, noticing to his displeasure the awkward attention of everyone else in the room. Almost everyone.
"Speaking of shit going wrong," the Captain said, "Like O'Neill said, it's entirely possible we find ourselves trapped or delayed in the middle of a hostile army. But we have stacked the odds against it. We will be going in during the darkest hours of the night, we have Delta and Echo in place to clear a way out if we need it, and we'll be bringing ammunition and grenades to deal with the entire enemy force."
Padraig shook with a single quiet laugh. "So while we'll have enough firepower to storm Juno Beach, they'll be stumbling out of their tents with their arses hanging out, not able to see a feckin' thing. The advantage of surprise isn't strong enough a phrase to describe it."
The NCOs had a good chuckle at that… except for a sulking Zheng, muttering about how she wanted to be there again.
"I have one question, sir," MacDonald asked, "Why are we doing this? Would it not be easier to pull up to the outside of their perimeter and and riddle their army with lead? Burn the siege weapons they're building or the barges they use to bring in supplies and reinforcements?"
Duquesne bit his lip and looked down at the table for a moment, before pushing off from it to stand again. "The purpose of war is to achieve a political objective," he said, "Ours isn't to conquer the South. We need to get these nobles to stop killing each other and start killing the ice demons waiting behind the Wall, that way Canada doesn't have to fight the damn things at home."
"So we turn King Renly and the top nobles into POWs," Padraig added, "And hold them while their subordinates do what we want. To these pricks, their men are expendable and they can build siege engines until the cows come home, but taking noble hostages is just good business."
MacDonald cocked an eyebrow, moustache moving in the same direction. "We're going to be taking the nobles hostage?" he said, "Is that legal?"
"We're not going to do anything but keep them as POWs," Padraig replied, "But if the lords want to draw their own conclusions about what we might do, even after we say no harm will come to the prisoners, that's their problem."
"Even if they do believe us," Duquesne said, "Renly can't be king if he's cooling his heels in a prisoner of war camp and if we grab his immediate lieutenants too, his supporters will be leaderless. We can dictate peace terms. That's what we want."
There was no argument with that. It was a neat and tidy way to end the war quickly. High risk, very high reward. The Captain's eyes relaxed a little, showing satisfaction at the acceptance of the reality. He turned to Padraig to deliver the last piece of news.
"One more thing," Padraig began, reaching into his pocket, "For myself and those on point in the sections taking the objective VIPs… we'll be wearing these on side mounts on our helmets." He produced an infrared helmet camera and held it up.
The entire table frowned, scowled and cursed, finally getting a smirk out of Duquesne. They all knew what it meant; plenty of ammunition for armchair quarterbacks in elected positions to shoot at them later.
The Captain took the camera and held it out in front of him. "The privilege of being in the middle of catastrophic historical events, ladies and gentlemen," he said, "No mistakes allowed."
The rest of the day and the day after were taken up by preparations.
The particular vehicles to be used in the operation were selected, maintained and placed in their ready positions.
Every magazine was filled with bullets, batteries for night-vision goggles and infrared lasers charged and changed, every piece of equipment to be carried by each soldier laid out in rows on the tables of the hall.
Further reconnaissance identified changes to the camp layout and security, though the only real difference was that the camp gained a large fence made of rough logs.
Ryk's platoon were issued and taught how to use radios, hearing protection and night vision, and squad leaders issued with a shotgun or pistol for use in close quarters.
Padraig organised every logistical preparation, while Duquesne held briefings for individual squads on their exact tasks. Just because everyone would have night vision didn't mean it would be easy to identify objectives. Just because the enemy were technologically backward didn't mean chances could be taken on the details.
At about eleven o'clock on the seventh night after the peace council, under heavy cloud cover from a gathering rain shower, Duquesne ordered the seven crawlers and six wheeled vehicles to leave Hayford.
Travelling south on the Kingsroad, Delta and Echo sections split off from the back of the column of vehicles at the first village, heading towards King's Landing. They'd eventually reach the dirt cart paths around the city itself and swing around it to their starting position east of King Renly's camp.
Alpha, Bravo and Charlie pressed on, getting off the Kingsroad when it too swung towards the city at the second village and sticking to the southern wagon roads. The little town was occupied by the Starks, and Padraig stood out of the roof of his crawler to watch it go by. There were plenty of torches lit for the sentries on guard. The faces of the men as they realised what was passing in front of them were something to see. They knew what it meant to see Canadian war machines on the move in numbers at night.
At the third village, the assault group finally turned east on the Goldroad, about fifteen clicks from the camp. This one was occupied by the Tyrells, their rose banners flapping in the sea breeze coming up the valley of the Blackwater.
The column bypassed the whole settlement by way of the nearest farmer's field, already stripped bare to stock King's Landing grain supplies. There was no way the sentries there could warn the main camp, they were left to rush out of the village houses as the alarm was raised and fling a few crossbow bolts uselessly into the dark.
When they had been on the Goldroad for ten minutes, the radio crackled to life in Padraig's ear. "Final approach," Duquesne reported from the command crawler, "Delta reports at standby."
Licking his lips, Padraig flipped down his goggles again, the world lighting up in sickly green and greys. The camp was still not visible, it took a few more minutes before he saw it; the bare field filled with tents, with two huge horse corrals in front of them, the shadow of siege towers rising behind it.
The enemy had put up some rough fencing made from logs around all of it, but there was still no barricade on the west side approach. There was almost no light coming from it, most of the campfires had long burned out for the night.
But the flashing of the infrared strobes began to spill into view, marking the location of the King's tent, invisible to anyone without night vision goggles. All according to plan.
"All sections, go to NV," Padraig commanded, before repeating the order in Common, "Ladies and gentlemen, we step off in three minutes!"
Various affirmatives in both languages responded, the coaxing of metallic noise from weapons audible in the background. Show-offs.
"Checkpoint in one mike," Nowak reported, "Contact front, company sized."
Fuck, Padraig thought, Were they warned? He craned his neck to see.
A snickering laugh came over the comms. "Road clear," Nowak continued, "The enemy unit is still sat on their asses, hanging around by the horse corrals."
Probably just the night watch then, not a welcoming committee. "Hold fire unless they get in our way," Padraig said, "No need to wake the camp up until we have to."
"Copy."
The crawlers roared forwards, racing straight for the entrance of the camp. Padraig brought the butt of the C7 he was carrying to his shoulder and flicked off the safety. He needn't have bothered.
The column of vehicles drove past more than a hundred stunned Westerosi, the sight of the assault force stopping all chatting, drinking and eating like someone had clicked a pause button on the world's controls. It was hard to tell over the sound of the engines, but Padraig didn't think any of the enemy guards said a word.
"Thirty seconds!" Nowak shouted. The crawler lurched slightly as the column began to decelerate in unison as planned. Padraig steadied himself on the rim of the hatch he was standing out of, the metal and rubber biting into his palm.
"LAMs on!" Duquesne ordered, "Cameras on! Ear protection on!"
Lasers attached to the machine guns lanced out into the dark, glowing brightly in night vision and aiming out at the camp. It was a stuffy night with the cloud cover overhead, and Padraig could see into the tents as he turned on his own LAM and helmet camera. The men inside were not stirring from the noise of the vehicles. Stay asleep, you fuckers.
"Okay everyone," Duquesne said, "You know what to do. Ten seconds. Delta, drop your smoke now."
Padraig saw the headquarters area hove into view past the tents with the Baratheon banners overhead.
In an open curve in the forest like someone had just scooped out the trees, the tents formed two sides of an open square, the far side closed off by covered wagons. In the middle of the opposite sides were two house-sized tents. One hung stag banners, the other had ones with roses.
Assembly area in front of command and control, Padraig's mind noted as the crawlers came to a stop. His hand found his radio mouthpiece. "Dismount!" he ordered over the comms, ducking back down into the cabin to exit through the door.
By the time he did, the area around the vehicles was a hive of activity.
In the distance, the muffled thump of the smoke shells hitting the forest behind the HQ area announced that Melnyk had started doing his part. It was pure luck that one of his support section had transferred in from the company mortar company months before.
Ryk's guys were busy throwing up the razorwire to chin height, using small hammers to knock in metal poles and unspooling the huge double-cross rings of the stuff with thick gloves. Anyone trying to get through it would be tangled, helpless targets.
The Laughing Tree's mix of Canadian and medieval weapons, armour and dress just didn't look right, but Padraig didn't dwell on it. The Westerosi night guards in the headquarters area were already milling about. He spotted a tall woman in a tunic and riding trousers sprinting for King Renly's tent, silhouetted by the strobe light on top of it.
Nice arse on that one, his mind said idly, before realising she was going to warn VIP One, No time to waste. He would've shot her, but it was more important to get the attack going.
The assault force was already gathered in three groups. Padraig strode the few paces over to join them. Schafer and MacDonald gave quick salutes which he didn't return. He made it to his place between the lines, and took a breath. Here we go again.
He clenched his teeth and waved his soldiers forward, stepping off into the open space through the hole left in the razor wire for that purpose. He quickly took his weapon in hand and shouldered it, laser following the direction of the barrel in the green-grey of the night vision as a near-white line.
The assault group advanced across the already trampled grass, and those with grenade launchers began shooting smoke grenades over the tops of the tents, completing the screen. That finally caught the attention of some guards with their heads screwed on. No less than thirteen men in full helms, chainmail and tabards with stags stitched onto them approached, hands on their sword hilts.
"You there!" their leader shouted, a man with an impressive beard that seemed highlighted in infrared, "Stop!" The swords came out of their sheaths as one.
Poor eejits. Padraig put the laser point of his C7 at centre mass on the leader, and squeezed the rifle's trigger. A three-round burst chattered out in three flashes and the man collapsed like a puppet with his strings cut. The others were quickly taken by shots from either side of him, efficiently and without remorse. Walked up to their firing squad.
The assault team stepped over the bodies like they were just sacks of compost and reached the place where they were to split off. More guards were gathering now, Padraig noted, and the rifles began shooting all around to break them up before they could get numbers enough to do anything useful. He didn't have to order anyone to do it.
Why do none of them have crossbows… he wondered idly, analysing the situation.
He let Schafer take his fireteams forward towards the treasury wagon first, as it was furthest. A moment later, Padraig pointed MacDonald for the Tyrell command tent, before moving on the King's tent with his own. The skinchangers had scouted them both, via a bird carrying a field mouse. The tents had wooden pre-fabricated walls inside and only one exit.
Trapped like rats in their own tents.
The machine guns and grenade launchers of Charlie began shooting as one. Padraig nearly jumped out of his skin and looked back towards the crawlers. The muzzle flashes showed repeated bursts. Padraig grimaced. What the hell is happening back there?
"Hurry," he said. Finding his words barely audible over the sound of the heavier weapons, he led the way to the King's tent at a steady jog.
Two of the Rainbow Guard in full plate armour were waiting for him, though he couldn't tell which ones as the colours were just different shades of grey in infrared. They already had their swords out and charged as soon as they understood who was coming for them.
Fuck. Padraig shot one and Teixeira shot the other, the Master Corporal showing off with a single shot to the head of his target. The first crumpled to the ground, the second recoiled and fell on his dagger at a bad angle, stabbing himself in the side where his armour met his hip. At least he didn't feel that.
The squad formed up to either side of the entrance and Padraig gave the signal to move in. The air felt suddenly heavy, like you could cut it with a knife. Come on, you're not a fresh recruit, PJ. Biting through the sense of unease, Padraig entered the tent, Corporal Teixeira and Private Reyes right behind him.
The scene inside made all three of them pause just beyond the threshold, the rest of the men bumping into their backs in confusion.
The woman that had been running in earlier was on her stomach to the side, a slashing wound running down her side. Her sword was in two pieces beside her, the place it had been cut smouldering like wood.
A teenager in a rose-patterned doublet was struggling in a pile of furniture on the other side of the tent, like he had been thrown into the chairs and tables. His hair was dishevelled and hung over his face, he had a slash across his arm and a burn on his clothes by his shoulder. A young boy dressed like a squire was helping him up.
Two figures stood in the middle of the 'room'.
One was King Renly, half-dressed, as tall as expected, an impressive man physically by anyone's judgment. He was standing mostly facing the entrance, so his face could be seen clearly, contorting in pain, his body shaking. His hand dropped a sword to the ground just as Padraig's eyes were drawn.
The other figure was a dark shadow of a man, if a shadow could be a solid thing. It was just as tall as the King, its back facing Padraig. It seemed to be a warrior of some kind, as the shape of armour over its body was distinct.
But more importantly, it held a blade of shadow too and the weapon was stabbed straight into King Renly's torso, the wound smoking and hissing.
Padraig couldn't help himself. "Fuckin' hell!"
The shadow thing seemed to flinch and pulled its blade out of King Renly with a sizzle, the scent of cooked pork wafting into the air to Padraig's disgust. It flinched away and seemed to dart out of existence, like dust being sucked away by a vacuum cleaner.
The king dropped to his knees, hands clutching the wound covered in blood. His eyes searched the room, bulging in complete terror, his hands raised to look for aid.
That snapped Padraig and the others out of their shocked stupor. He let his rifle hang and went to kneel beside the man, flipping up his night vision goggles to try and look a little more normal.
As Padraig reached for a spare wound kit, the king tried uselessly to speak, his mouth moving but no words coming out of it.
"He's slipping away," Padraig muttered, not sure if he was saying it in English or Common.
Private Reyes bolted forward to stand on the king's sword, stopping the teenager from grabbing it from the floor. The boy found himself bending over with a rifle aimed directly at his cheek. Padraig finally recognised him; it was Loras Tyrell, VIP Four. Defeated, the young man began to weep and Teixeira roughly tied his hands with zip-ties.
That answers what language I was using, Padraig's mind stated, as if trying to distract itself from the horrific way in which the king was dying. His mind raced, thinking of what he could do to help. Don't die you bastard, we need you to order around your gobshite lords!
He quickly used an XSTAT device on the stab wound, the little tube inserting absorbant disks to seal it and stem the bleeding. The king clawed at him for that, but was too weak to stop it.
But there was nothing that could be done for the breathing problem. Nothing Padraig could think of. Meanwhile, the other Canadians had entered the room and quickly grabbed the other occupants, stealing looks at the wounded man on his back as they entered.
Finally, the eyes of King Renly Baratheon stared off to the ceiling and his attempts to breath stopped. Padraig put two fingers on the man's neck, searching for a pulse. Nothing. VIP One was dead. Tears streamed down Loras Tyrell's face. The woman began crying too, and it wasn't due to the pain of her wounds.
Guilt and frustration rose in Padraig's throat like vomit. "Fuck!" he roared, throwing the empty wound treatment device across the room, before going on his comms.
"Maple, this is Assault One. VIP One is KIA by…" Padraig started, before realising he couldn't explain what had happened. No one else said a word, the sound of the machine guns shooting continuously making a massive racket even behind wood and canvas.
"Say again O'Neill?" Duquesne's raised voice replied, the cacophony of the machine guns coming over the comms too, "King Renly is KIA?"
Padraig opened his mouth to answer, to explain… but stopped himself. Who the hell would believe him? Only two men. He looked to Teixeira and Reyes. "You two saw what I fucking saw, right? Shadow thing killed him?"
Reyes nodded rapidly. Teixeira bared his teeth and growled an affirmative noise. Hopefully the camera got a good look too… But we'll leave the how to later.
"King Renly is KIA," Padraig confirmed over the comms, "But not by us. We have VIP Four and witnesses who can confirm."
There was a short pause, no doubt the Captain spending the time to reevaluate the options. "Copy, cover the other assault elements. Delta is already moving to clear the exit route."
Padraig got up again with a grunt of effort, finding his own hands covered in blood. He wiped it off on his uniform like it was just dry mud, and turned to the prisoners. "Get them out of here," he commanded, "Leave the young one. No interest in capturing a child." And we need someone to stay who can tell the story about what happened here to the enemy.
"What about the King?" Teixeira asked.
Padraig glanced down at the tall, dead shook his head. "Leave him too. Fighting outside sounds like we won't have time to bag him up or the manpower to carry him." He flipped down his night vision again, and gestured to the prisoners, seeing they were listening intently. "Out you go," he said to them in the Common tongue.
They went out of the tent first with rifles at their back, into the dark and the strobing flashes of firearms. The tall woman and the Tyrell kid were so shocked at the volume of the machine gun fire that they turned their heads north and stopped. Padraig had to shove them from the entrance to get out, the young man sending a dirty look towards him.
"Don't give me looks, you shitehawk," Padraig said to him, "You lads started this with their big fuckin' mouths. Declare war, expect war. Now take your eyeballs off me or I'll make you, with my fist."
'Ser' Loras defied the threat, glaring up at him. Padraig flexed his fingers, ready to follow up on it, but the radio interruptedh im.
"This is Alpha," MacDonald's voice reported over the comms, "We have VIP Three. VIP Two not in AO. Enemy attacking in company strength."
"Bravo here," Schafer added, "We're seeing a lot of movement in the forest just inside the smoke. Request orders."
Padraig looked across the open square to see.
Alpha were pouring bullets into armed men coming around both sides of the Tyrell tent, MacDonald coordinating it while holding two prisoners by the plasticuffs.
Bravo were in the process of getting two wheeled chests from the treasury wagon, the rest aiming southwards into the trees but they weren't shooting at anything yet.
And on the crawlers, the machine guns and the grenade launchers were shooting continuously now, both northwards into the Tyrell camp and back west along the road.
The enemy are getting their shit together, Padraig thought to himself, knuckles itching.
"Alpha, Bravo, withdraw to central position," Padraig ordered, waving his own section to move, "I want the primaries and secondaries to me, now!"
"Copy."
"Contact rear!" Reyes shouted, before shooting off a burst.
A crossbow bolt sprouted on his chest, sending him stumbling back. The rest of the section returned fire, the hail of flying metal ripping through the air.
Mouth dry, Padraig turned to follow where they were shooting, finding two dozen crossbowmen in the process of being massacred and a running Loras Tyrell getting away. He quickly brought up his rifle but by the time he had done it, the young man had darted around the side of the tent.
The crossbows were joined by dozens more with spears and swords, some of them barely dressed or lacking boots. His heart pounding, Padraig redirected his aim and emptied his rifle into the attackers. Those in front were ripped down in a wave of tracers. The survivors' bravery wavered and they ran behind the tents again to seek cover.
"Fuck, they're not waiting to get at us!" Padraig shouted, his heart still thundering in his ear. He looked quickly to Reyes, "You hurt, Private?"
"Kevlar and plate stopped it," the man reported, slapping the bolt away, "Scared the shit out of me!"
Seeing the thing had penetrated just deeply enough to stick and no more, Padraig got on the comms to Duquesne again. "Maple, this is Assault One. VIP Four just escaped under the cover of a heavy attack. Alpha have only one of their targets, Bravo has some of theirs but not all. Request permission to withdraw."
The comms crackled to life again. "All assault elements, regroup and withdraw to the crawlers," Duquesne said over the assault channel, "Smoke is clearing, thermals have a regimental sized force gathering to attack you downhill from the forest. Delta is heavily engaged at the exit. Way is clear but that might not last long."
"Time to go!" Padraig roared, balancing his rifle on his hip with one hand and pulling the tall woman prisoner along with the other. His subordinates followed his lead and together they made it to the middle of the square, where MacDonald's group was waiting. Bravo was rushing back too, two of them pulling the wheeled chests along as the rest covered them.
"Never seen the likes of this shite," the Moustache drawled, his Scottish accent heavier than usual, "This lot eat their Weetabix at midnight, didn't take 'em two seconds to get up out of their scratchers and fight."
"Professionals," Padraig agreed, "We underestimated them."
MacDonald gave a head tilt towards the tall woman. "Who's this?"
Haven't a clue. "A witness," Padraig replied, "Who's your plus-one?"
"One of the guards," MacDonald replied with a shrug.
Schafer's guys ran up, mouths wide smiles. "Got the two biggest chests!" their baldy leader declared happily, "And dumped the rest on the ground."
Padraig and MacDonald exchanged a disapproving glance, neither of them thinking dragging the money along was worth the time and effort.
"Let's get out of here," Padraig said.
"Yeah, let's!" Teixeira agreed loudly, pointing back the way Schafer & Co had come. A wall of men and spears were coming, swarming around the tents and trees out of the thinning smoke.
Regimental sized might have been a low estimate.
"Bounding withdrawal!" Padraig commanded, "Bravo, get your fucking treasure chests to the crawler now!" The men pulling the things took off as quickly as they could, as Alpha knelt and aimed.
The underslung grenade launchers went first, taking chunks out of the mass attack. The tracers followed, flying along the path of the lasers into the bodies of the attacking Westerosi, sending the runners tumbling into the dirt, scattering weapons around them.
Padraig watched the shots, before ordering Alpha back behind Schafer's waiting soldiers and running back himself. The units took turns retreating and shooting, just barely holding back the tide. They were getting close to the crawlers now.
"Grenades!" he called at the top of his voice over the sound of the machine guns directly behind. He reached for one himself. The grenades were thrown out, landing in the front ranks.
Padraig saw one get caught by a man-at-arms, but didn't have long enough to think about it before the inevitable happened. The grenades detonated with a series of crump sounds, dozens dropped and tumbled as the explosions took out their legs. The guy who had caught one had his hand and wrist disappeared in a wet explosion.
Sympathetic groans echoed from most of the Canadians, including from Padraig's own throat. But it stopped the charge almost at once, long enough for everyone to make it into the razorwire perimeter again. The tall woman was pulled through by Reyes and Teixeira into the ambulance crawler, where the Dentist was waiting for her. She was joined quickly by the other two prisoners and four of Schafer's men designated to guard them.
Hurrying through the gap in the razorwire before Ryk's men closed it behind him, Padraig almost knocked the man himself over. He found the Free Folk leader splattered with blood and gore, his eye bulging even more than usual. Fuck he looks like he's high on something.
"Not mine," Ryk said, leaning in, "The kneelers coming up the road almost got through. Until they met the Laughing Tree." A toothy, manic cackle followed.
Padraig straightened up to look westwards over the man's head. In the flashes of the machine guns, the razor wire at the rear of the column was tangled with bodies, some wearing little but the coveralls the local medieval types used as underwear. We need to get out of here. "Mount up!" he commanded, "Open the side windows, hold fire until my signal."
Alpha and Bravo quickly jumped into the crawlers, and Ryk's people got the idea too, climbing into whatever crawler was nearest. A quick glance southwards confirmed that the Baratheon forces were regrouping on that side, readying the next charge. Padraig jogged over to Duquesne's crawler quickly, ducking down as he passed by the windows in case someone decided to shoot from them regardless of orders.
"CLEAR BACKBLAST!" Duquesne roared from the top of his vehicle.
Shit! Padraig scrambled back as the Captain stood tall out of the roof of his crawler with a light SRAAW.
The small bazooka boomed its rocket forward. The backblast shook the air and dirt where Padraig had been about to run to. What the hell is he shooting at? he thought, peering between the units of the crawler over the connecting hydraulics.
On the north side of the road, the ground was littered with the dead and dying. Septons and comrades were moving to help the latter, while still more men were spread out, trying to get close to the machine gunners and grenade launchers doing the killing. It was clear to Padraig they had learned the lesson that charging in together just got them cut down. What the fuck are we waiting for?
He stepped up on the hydraulics and sat on the roof beside Duquesne. The Captain did a double-take as soon as he did. "O'Neill," he breathed, the shooting dying down for the moment, "We need to get out of here."
Padraig wanted to put his head in his hands. "No shit, what's stopping us?"
"Ryk's counting his people," Duquesne replied, "Alpha, Bravo and Charlie already sounded off. Not leaving anyone behind. And they just keep coming at us!"
Remembering the Free Folk had just bailed into whatever crawler they had been next to, Padraig looked back down the line of vehicles. Sure enough, there was Ryk, moving from one to the other, counting with his fingers in a strange way he didn't recognise. Shit, I hope that horny bastard can count.
A cheer from the north sent both men turning that way. The Baratheon men that had come from the forest hadn't learned the same lesson as the Tyrell men in the field, and waving banners, shaking swords and spears, they charged as one across the open.
These are the bravest men in the world, Padraig decided then and there, before something else struck him, And they know their king is dead.
Duquesne raised his rifle to shoot, but Padraig had already prepared. "Alpha, Bravo, cleared to engage."
Lasers aimed out into the dark, and the rifles and light machineguns they were attached to barked and ripped from the crawler windows. Tracers raked through the enemy, the Patricias making sure each target was immobile with follow up shots.
The Westerosi went down like something out of a Hollywood production, rank-by-rank. To anyone else, it would've seemed like the attack was doomed. But Padraig and Duquesne both knew the rifles would need to reload, and the enemy was too close.
"Where the hell is Ryk?" the Captain ground out loudly, leaning on his palms to look.
"Maple, this is Sanchez," the man answered by radio in English, "Everyone good!"
"All crawlers, move out!" Duquesne commanded over the radio.
The vehicle under Padraig's ass began to move, and he quickly turned on it to put his legs in the roof hatch so he wouldn't slide off. The Baratheon battalions made it to the razorwire just as he got himself situated again, too late to do anything but watch the vehicles leave. Too close.
The crawlers accelerated away towards the edge of the camp. Padraig noticed the fighting among the siege weapons for the first time. Still more tracers flew in between half finished catapults, trebuchets and siege towers as what looked to be another few thousand men huddled behind them, waiting for the opportunity to charge.
The machine guns on the crawlers opened up at once, riddling the clumps of men from an unexpected direction. They shattered and fled in any direction that was away from the shooting, Padraig just seeing them long enough to watch them throw their weapons down before the crawlers approaching the exit.
"Delta to Assault force," came the amused tones of Melnyk, relief evident in his voice too, "Just in time." His vehicles jumped to life, turning away from the fenceline they had been parked in front of. The crawlers passed the destroyed checkpoint and the corpses of another company's worth of Westerosi, leaving King Renly's camp. Padraig and Duquesne both watched rearwards as Delta's pickups and Echo's police cruisers joined the back of the column, Sayer's crawler in the middle of them.
They said and did nothing for a long while, until the camp and the shambles it had become were out of sight. As soon as it was, the Captain let out a long, loud breath, pulling off his night vision and his large noise-cancelling earmuffs.
Padraig pulled his helmet off too, NV and all, and took out his own noise cancelling earpieces. He turned off the camera on his helmet and clipped the whole thing to his belt. It seemed almost like a ritual or ceremony, a strange feeling to his mind. He hadn't felt that way since his first Holy Communion back in the last century.
They were quiet another while after that, until the headlights of every vehicle lit up at the turn to circle around the city. Padraig could smell the place distinctly as the sea air blew over it and towards him. Shit and rot and salt, enough to make him gag. He couldn't see guards or anyone else watching. The tall red walls that were little more than dark shapes to him now loomed, except where the edge of the headlights glanced them.
"Well, we won," Duquesne said out of nowhere, "Mostly."
Padraig clicked his tongue, uncertain of that. "Did we, sir?" he asked. He genuinely didn't know the answer to the question.
"We took one of our primary objectives and our secondaries," Duquesne replied with certainty, "And every single one of us made it out alive."
Padraig did feel a little better at that, but the sight of that thing stabbing Renly Baratheon, the smell of bacon as it withdrew the blade sizzling the flesh impossible to shake off. Would bullets have even stopped it? "Their king is dead, sir."
Face lit up by the glow of the lights, Duquesne looked back at him. "Do you want to explain that now or later?"
Padraig didn't think simply telling the tale would be enough, and looked down at his helmet camera. "You need to see it to believe it, sir."
Notes:
Some battle maps for greater understanding of what exactly happened (a less technical/military nerd one is coming on Monday).
Getting to Renly's camp:
https://www.deviantart.com/greatergoodireland/art/A-Surprise-Raid-1176969319The assault:
https://www.deviantart.com/greatergoodireland/art/1177824449
Chapter 78: Kevan
Chapter Text
The Blackwater Rush carried the many barges along under the late summer sun towards King's Landing with very little effort, save some steering here and there. The men-at-arms being carried were happy to finally be moving again; they had spent too long in woodland camps, waiting for the call to action.
Now that it had come, the good humour they had once had when marching into the Riverlands for the first time had returned. Even the spectre of Canadian attacks was preferable to skulking in woods, dragging off smallfolk who failed to cooperate while having nothing but grain rations and small game to eat. Even the horses seemed to prefer it, watching the riverbanks go by with an interest strange for animals.
What worried Kevan was that the bargemen were far less happy. They were rivermen or Reachers to begin with, not well disposed to the Lannister cause.
On top of that, they had been hostage for weeks now and their villages had been the ones forced to feed the host in secret. Many had been intercepted by Tywin on the way to the capital and had been sent to Kevan to provide him with a way to move his army quickly from the God's Tear to the city.
Now the enemy had begun their siege, and the time to attack had come. The plan was simple; disembark behind the enemy camp and attack it before they could organise a serious defence, burn their siege engines and food stores, then withdraw to the city on the barges to aid the defence. Kevan had every confidence it would work… if his host could make the journey.
Watching for any opportunity for the men to sink the barge beneath him, Kevan changed his focus every few moments, from the fields and woods to either side of the river to those gripping the poles and rudders. His brother's preference for terror as a weapon of war had many uses, but it also meant one could not simply pay for a service. It would not be how I fought a war, he decided, But I am not the one who makes such decisions.
After two days of this splitting of his attentions, Kevan was the last to notice the scene on the riverbanks as the barges came upon the last ferry before King's Landing itself.
On the north bank along the towpath, men-at-arms were waiting, the banners of the Tyrells and Tarlys flying over them. There were not many, five thousand at the most, and they were busy manning a palisade and ditch that faced away from the river. A large number of barges were within the wooden stakes. A pair of the vessels were being floated across from the village of Taren opposite, the south bank teeming with still more barges beached on the dirt.
They're guarding the way for their supply wagons. Kevan felt his lips split over his teeth in a smile. The lion finds the prey unprepared. He turned to his herald.
"Signal the fleet," he commanded, "We attack the north bank at once!"
The herald took his trumpet in both hands and nodded, before rushing off to the stern of the barge to blow it and have the banners fly for battle.
Kevan went to the bargemen next, as the trumpet was blown, two short blasts followed by a long blast. Follow me, we go to battle was the message sent. "Steer for the landing," he told the men on the rudder, before raising his voice to the archers, "Nock! We go to battle!"
A great cheer went up from the longbowmen of the West, their forefingers and thumbs reaching for arrows in the bags hanging from their belts.
The barge men did as they were told and the vessel swung towards the Tyrell camp, and the others soon followed. The men began strapping their helms on, and Kevan's squire handed him his own. The Tyrell men scattered about, realising what was approaching. The arrows chased them, loosed by the men of Lannisport and Casterly Rock.
The helm narrowed Kevan's vision of the world to slits of light in darkness, and his sense of smell to nothing but sweat and oil. All noise seemed tinny and distant.
"Ser Kevan," said a voice from the side, "Do you intend to join us in seizing the palisades?"
A turn of the head and Kevan found Ser Jon Bettley beside him, his badge of blue beetles on yellow over the red of the Lannister tabard as unmistakeable as his bald chin. "Join you, nay," Kevan replied, "I intend to lead you." For if this attack falters, this host will collapse, I must be there to show the way.
The knight smiled under his helm and drew his sword. "We are with you, Ser Kevan of the Rock!"
Seeing the landing come ever closer, Kevan drew his own sword and raised it to the clear blue sky. "Hear me roar!" he shouted.
"HEAR ME ROAR!" screamed the entire barge, "HEAR ME ROAR!"
"Let us pay the rebels back in their own coin!" Kevan continued, "With me!"
There was a certain amount of satisfaction in feeling the barge touch the riverbank, one that overcame any trepidation Kevan might have had. He was no stranger to close fighting, though he hoped this would be the last bout he would have to undertake. His joints ached from the weight of his armour, his hands hurt as they curled around his kite shield and sword. This is a young man's game.
From the bow of the barge, he jumped down into the shallows of the landing, more splashes around him telling the tale that his knights were following. Ahead, a knot of Tyrell men were already gathered to meet the assault, their golden roses on green fields tarnished already by blood and dirt. They came charging down from the towpath through the reeds.
Kevan met his first attacker's blade with his shield, and quickly lunged for the man's groin at the joint in the man's plate armour. The sword bit deep, the knight opposite crying out with a high tone. Not a game for children either.
The next man got the better of him in the first stroke as he was withdrawing his sword from the last.
Kevan's pauldron just barely prevented the blade taking his arm off, nearly forcing him to drop his shield. He swiped back to try and gain some space, but the man came on again, aiming a vicious stab towards his neck. Kevan twisted away to a kneeling position, and drove his own sword upwards at the man's armpit. The chainmail protecting it gave way, but edge did not meet flesh.
Kevan felt a lump in his throat as the faster, stronger man prepared to strike again as he struggled to his feet again, but the rush of his fellow westermen began to weigh in. More and more red tabards came from both sides, overwhelming the ragged defence.
Relieved, Kevan jogged forwards to lead them onwards. As he made it to the towpath itself, he found the Tyrells in total retreat. They must have rallied from their initial panic and massed, presumably to resist the attack. But instead were moving in good order but hasty speed out of the gap in the palisade. Towards the forest beyond, it looked like.
Do they mean to bottle us up in this bailey until a stronger force can arrive? Kevan waited until his own men had finished off the stragglers before ordering his herald to blow the rallying call. Minutes later, he had six thousand men inside and outside of the barricades. The other barges were pulling up to deliver the rest of the host, but there was no time to waste in waiting for them.
Kevan led the men who had already landed into the forest, sending his bows forward to see to any attempt at ambushes. The Lion banner was carried forward through the trees, the men of the West beneath it. Here and there were the signs of men on the move, many broken branches and trampled foliage.
While walking with back straight and with a confident pace, Kevan watched carefully as he walked, as best he could through his helm. As they moved closer to the fields, through the flashes of colour past the leaves, it became apparent there was great activity. He called a halt before they were spotted. He sent a runner to Lord Brax with an order to join him, and the man came quickly. Brax had left his purple cloak behind this time, in favour of a sash across his plate armour.
Freeing his head from his helm, Kevan bade his fellow marshal forward in the company of some archers to take a closer look. They moved another hundred yards towards the open ground and saw strange happenings.
A full encampment sprawled out in front of him, far more hastily built than the palisade bailey at the landing site. The tents were being quickly struck, horses mounted, wagons loaded. Banners had already been transferred to the lances of the houses they had belonged to. Many more spare horses were being guided towards the men who had blocked the way from the forest, others away in groups by single riders. The men formerly in the palisade began mounting up, still lined up facing the trees in a defensive line.
The Tyrells are moving somewhere, Kevan realised, But where? Last word he had, Mace Tyrell had laid his siege camp just south west of the tourney grounds, but that was miles away. "There doesn't seem to be very many of them," Kevan remarked.
"Perhaps they already tried the city and were repulsed?" Lord Brax suggested.
That did not seem right. "Do you see any stormlords' banners?"
"No, ser," came the reply, "And I see fewer men than Lord Lannister had told us."
"Lord Renly's host should not even be here to begin with," Kevan stated, unable to wrap his mind around it, "It's too far from the city for a siege camp, and there are too many men here to be guarding the barges."
Lord Brax let out a gasp and pointed eastwards. "Look!"
At first, Kevan didn't know what to look for, but soon found it. A plume of dust being kicked up from the road. "The Stormlords?" he thought aloud.
He was mistaken. The dust was moving far too fast for that, and what was causing it to rise into the air soon became clearer. A Canadian horseless carriage was moving at full gallop towards the Reacher camp. It followed the curve of the road seconds later, revealing two more of its kind. They were different to the one that had been at the Ruby Ford, these ones having no roofs but instead just an empty frame without canvas or cover.
But even from a distance, Kevan could see the ferocious bolt-throwers attached to the top. He was brought back in his mind at once to watching the fiery projectiles flying at unholy speed across the length of a battlefield into the bodies of his brother's bodyguards, Lord Tywin himself having already been struck.
"Canadians," he said, ducking down and ordering his men to do so as well. No need to present obvious targets.
Lord Brax took a knee beside him. "We should get back to the barges," he hissed, "Then bring up our full strength to attack the foreigners!"
Kevan looked at the man, finding his face red with anger and veins pulsing just under his skin. Gods, he thinks he can get his vengeance here and now.
"Attack the Canadians?" he asked, "They would just withdraw. It will take the better part of the day to unload the horses. No, my lord, we must bide our time. And watch, for we have much to learn about these foreigners that we do not yet know."
The lord of Hornvale ground his fist into the dirt, unable to contain his frustration. Kevan felt a stirring of sympathy and pity in his throat. He couldn't imagine what it would be like to have his son not only killed but utterly destroyed by unknown sorcery.
The Reachers began moving half their host at least and a great many spare horses off northwest along the road, the wagons following them. Kevan saw the party of Mace Tyrell himself, the lord of Highgarden in the company of Lord Tarly, twisting his neck backwards to see what was going on.
Behind them, the remaining cavalry began forming into a battle line. They are fleeing, Kevan realised, They are fleeing and spending the lives of their men-at-arms to do it.
Suddenly, what had happened to Lord Renly became obvious.
The Canadians responded, slowing to a stop and slightly staggering their formation, like knights moving to a wedge formation. The dust quickly cleared on the breeze, revealing there really were only three of the horseless carriages.
His insides numb, Kevan winced even before the shooting started. The weapons erupted, sending bolts with lights streaming behind them over the distance between them and the Reacher lords. They were even more powerful than what had struck down Lord Tywin; the bolts went through horses or caused small explosions, tiny cousins to what had blown apart the flower of Western chivalry when the host had met the Canadians in battle.
Feeling like he was outside his body, Kevan finally understood what he was looking at. The thing he hadn't seen enough of at the Ford to be sure.
Dragons, he thought, My brother is right, it is like the dragonriders have come again.
Chunks of the Reacher battle line began to melt under the withering attention of the foreigners even as it began to charge, bloody rends torn in it. Pins and needles pattered up and down Kevan's limbs, a reaction to the unbelievable slaughter caused by so few. Gods, there are less than a dozen men on those carriages.
The Canadians showed no sign of panic despite being so few. Yet they dared not take on so many in close order. They ceased their weapons' shooting momentarily and turned their horseless carriages around, withdrawing back down the road they had come from before resuming their shooting from the rearward most vehicle as it moved away.
The Reachers had no chance to catch the foe, but regardless, pressed onwards for a half mile. Through their sacrifice, they had saved their liege-lord from capture or death. Warrior, watch over their souls.
Soon even the battle line was in full retreat, and the Canadians followed at the same pace behind, not shooting any longer. The horseless carriages passed by after the Reachers, through the now-abandoned remnants of the camp. In the distance to the north, another dust plume announced yet more Canadians, though they were blocked from view by more woods.
Good luck, Lord Tyrell, Kevan thought to himself, though it was so strange to do so.
"Let us return to the landing," he declared, standing again, "We should not get in the way of our foes fighting. It was always my brother's intent to allow this to happen. We sail for King's Landing."
Lord Brax said nothing in reply, but turned back towards the landing at once. His shoulders were slumped, his fists clasped hard to either side. Kevan did not know if pity was the opposite of envy, but the Lord of Hornvale was living a nightmare, he was sure of that.
The barges arrived at the capital at sunset, the incoming tide having slowed the Blackwater Rush close to the city enough to cause their progress to be difficult. When they got within sight of the city, the reception that greeted Kevan and his host was entirely expected.
Atop the walls facing the river and along the docks, the place was abandoned save for armed men. The barges passed mounted men of House Crakehall first as they guarded the open way to the docks, while the Goldcloaks were at every pier, presumably so that the unloading could begin unhindered.
Kevan knew why there was such a showing of force. The last time a true host of the Lannisters had entered King's Landing, it had sacked the place. He had been there then. It was not a thing he remembered fondly, though many of the veterans still alive in his host mayhaps had a different perspective.
A riot could not break out if the spaces were already festooned with men who would stop those even suspected of trying to make one.
Signalling the other barges to dock, Kevan had his put in at the royal docks alongside the mighty war galley King Robert's Hammer. The ship had its oars stacked upwards like a forest, protecting the paddles on the ends from rot.
He also found his brother, the Hand of the King, waiting for him.
Lord Tywin stood now on his own two feet with only the assistance of a thin cane, and he was dressed not in bandages but a fine red doublet with the Lannister lion in gold thread shining in the late day sun. Behind stood two hundred redcloaks, men of Casterly Rock, loyal and steadfast.
Kevan smiled at the sight, feeling a sick sensation in his stomach release that he hadn't understood had been there until it was leaving him. We are not dead yet.
As soon as the barge kissed the pier, Kevan stepped off onto it. He met his brother by the boarding plank of the warship beside, and dropped to his knee.
"My lord Hand," he said, bowing his head.
"Welcome, Ser Kevan," Lord Tywin replied, before gesturing for him to rise, "You have given the Crown a great victory."
Kevan's brow knotted in confusion, and he resisted the urge to wipe it of sweat with his thumb. "A great victory, my lord?"
"Your attack on the landing opposite Taren," his brother stated, "One of our scouts saw you run off the Tyrells from the opposite bank."
Kevan gave a single nod. "We did my lord, but they were not running from us," he said, "Your plan has worked. I know not when or how, but the Canadians have set the Reachers running for their lives. No sign at all of the stormlords could be found."
Lord Tywin wandered to the edge of the pier in the direction of the West. Kevan followed.
"The stormlords left first," the Hand declared, "The Canadians attacked the siege camp in the dead of night. The Reachmen suffered grievously in the assault, being caught in the open against the sorcerous weapons. The stormlords were encamped in the forest nearby, and were roused later. At dawn before the Tyrell banners had gathered their dead, those sworn to Storm's End marched out."
Kevan recalled the barges on the Reach side of the river at Taren. The stormlords must have left them there after they crossed. "Lord Renly's claim was smashed too, my lord?" he asked, "Did the Stormlords leave because Highgarden broke faith?"
Lord Tywin shook his head. "Lord Renly is dead," he said, "The Canadians deny it was them, and sent ravens from Hayford that their intention was to capture him to force a peace."
Kevan let out a bemused hiss. "An heirless, dead king and divided lords are a safer means to secure peace," he said, "Who would believe that was not the object of the assault?"
The Lord Hand turned by the hip, eyes narrowing slightly in pain at the action. "Lord Duquesne claims to have absolute proof it was not his men that did the killing," he said, "But I do not believe him either. I would have killed Lord Renly too, were I in his position. Now the whole continent will know the resolve of these foreigners. Including those in the city."
Kevan put his hands behind his back, digesting the news. The claimant to the Iron Throne with the largest host and the most bountiful land behind him was dead. The Starks would now be even more willing to take a negotiated peace, with Lord Renly's host gone and Kevan's own arrived to reinforce the city.
"What of Lord Stannis?" he asked, "Did the Stormlords go along the opposite bank to the sea to meet him?" That would mean an assault by sea on the city and soon.
Lord Tywin shook his head, his mane of blonde hair shaking with it. "The stormlords took the Kingsroad south, and Lord Stannis has set sail. To convince them to join him, most like. I have no doubt he will succeed. From what Lord Varys tells me, he was quite reasonable when the Canadians attempted to court a general peace."
Kevan blinked. "Lord Stannis, reasonable?" he asked, "He believed himself King with fewer than two thousand men to fight on land with."
"The Master of Whisperers claims the Canadians were skillful in their arguments," he said, "Lord Stannis was offered a position above that of King while accepting the North's independence, and Lord Renly was to be his heir. It was Lord Renly who declared war instead, and brought his cause to its end as a result."
"You were able to foresee everything," Kevan thought aloud, "If we make peace with the foreigners and the North, we'll have the Crownlands, food for the city, a strong host to hold it and time to make every arrangement we need."
"And more," Lord Tywin said, "Another host is being raised in the West, I have already sent word to Essos for sellswords and sellsails, and I shall send Myrcella to Dorne to prevent them joining Stannis."
"What of the Reach?" Kevan said, "They have many more warriors than the number you said were beneath the walls."
Lord Tywin frowned. "I intend to send Lord Baelish to bring the Tyrells to our side," he said, "Lord Mace married his daughter to Lord Renly, he may well see the wisdom in offering her hand to Joffrey."
Kevan knew his brother too well to think those words entirely certain. "You do not seem sure of that, my lord."
Lord Tywin strode away from the edge of the pier now, cane knocking loudly on the thick wood underfoot. Kevan followed alongside, knowing he had just angered his brother deeply.
The Hand of the King spoke as he walked. "Both the Reach and the Westerlands have felt another Field of Fire. The last time such a thing occurred, the Reach bent the knee to the dragons. When Lord Baelish goes to Highgarden, he will be asked what we intend to do about the foreigners. Our only answer is that we have sent assassins to kill the Canadian nobles."
Useless, Kevan thought. "I doubt that answer will suffice. And nothing is stopping the Tyrells telling the Canadians about it."
"That much is obvious," his brother replied flatly, "We cannot tell them."
"So why bother to send Lord Baelish at all?" Kevan asked.
"Because the Reach will eventually learn they have no choice," Lord Tywin said, "They need royal legitimacy to hold the Reach together and cannot get it from any other but Joffrey."
"They could get it from the Lord of Dragonstone," Kevan asserted, "If he was willing to accept some measure of northern independence, he may bend to bring the Reach to his claim."
Lord Tywin bared his teeth. "Stannis will demand too much of them for it, I doubt his recent reasonableness extends to the man who starved him in the last war. As for the North, Eddard Stark has sworn an oath to not make such a pact, his son is already betrothed to keep the peace with the wildlings, and neither is a claimant for the Iron Throne regardless."
"And the Canadians?" Kevan asked, "They could offer Lord Mace a promise to threaten rebellious banners?"
Lord Tywin stopped dead just as the pier gave way to stone beneath them both, his cane giving an irritating ping from its iron tip. The Hand of the King turned to Kevan.
"The Canadians will make the same demand of the Tyrells they have of us," he said, "Peace, support the Wall, unity against the Others. But they offer nothing the Tyrells can use to secure their position. The lords of the Reach won't kneel to paper threats and I suspect that the Canadians won't allow their name to be used in such a way."
Another reason came to Kevan's mind. "And just as Lord Stannis hates Mace Tyrell for the siege of Storm's End, Lord Mace may very well hate Lord Duquesne for mangling his host."
Lord Tywin gave a single nod.
"We cannot know that until the Tyrells return somewhere Lord Varys has his spies," he said, "But I can tell you I hate the Canadians with all my heart, and they did not do half as much damage to our cause as they did to Lord Tyrell's own."
"There is our common ground, my lord," Kevan pointed out, "If we have any hope of removing the Canadians, Westeros must unite in the cause of doing so. Before or after the Others are defeated."
Lord Tywin turned and walked away again. "But the Tyrells will never think that credible," he said over his shoulder, "Not until we defeat Stannis."
Chapter 79: He of Six Skins
Chapter Text
The procession was almost at Winterfell by the time the opportunity came.
It almost didn't happen at all.
As predicted, Taryne and Karla were approached by the bastard to help take Winterfell from the Starks, to bring the Laughing Tree in on the side of the Boltons. As agreed, they accepted the proposal. But Ramsay Snow did not reveal a word of the plan. Nor did he restrain his men-at-arms from their gawping and insults.
It was certain the boy intended to betray Varamyr and the Canadians' pet tribe. It would be too easy to join the plot, only to be sacrificed and blamed so the other kneelers would think it a 'wildling' attempt. All before he had the chance to betray Snow.
But Varamyr had a plan of his own.
It required the right things to come together. They didn't on the barges, they didn't on the shoreline or riverbanks at night, and they didn't at the beginning of the journey along the road to Winterfell.
So Varamyr had Taryne slow things down. The Laughing Tree were the last to break camp every morning and the first to make camp every night. This made the kneelers angry, Snow too. He was afraid of what the Canadians might do in the southlands that could interrupt his plan. Taryne and Karla soothed him as best they could, assuring him they would continue with the plan. The excuse was the women with child.
It was clear Snow's patience would run out, but the chance came to make it not matter.
The last night before arriving at Winterfell, the Laughing Tree put up their tents in a dense woods.
It was strange like most of the woods in the kneeler lands. The ground was not a carpet of leavings from the trees, they were cleared. The trees themselves had regular shapes, the branches tied together with strong rope to force them to grow a certain way. Everywhere there were stumps of elder trees, claimed for the kneeler lords no doubt.
It was the perfect place to confound them. The gods would love that it was done in such a place.
In the last morning, the kneelers mounted their horses as their servants began breaking up their camp in the field opposite the woods. That was the moment.
Varamyr watched it happen through the eyes of the youngest of his wolves. Waiting beside the animal in the bushes was Drynar, a crusty old skinchanger with green eyes from the far north. He was the eldest of those that possessed the gods' true gift, and his grandchildren rode with the Canadians. But his bloodline could do something no other skinchangers could.
The Winterfell men still breaking down their own camp, Varamyr watched Ramsay Snow climb into the saddle, the last among his warriors to do so. They were ready to follow behind the Laughing Tree, as they had for many days before. Like wolves following a pack of elk, looking to pick the younger off.
The time had come.
Varamyr, in the skin of his wolf, turned to Drynar and nudged him. The old man grunted and nodded at the wolf. Varamyr moved it away, towards the path in the forest that led to the camp.
Taryne and her people were ready. They had their weapons.
A moment later and the sound of thumping came before the horses did. Ramsay Snow's horse galloped a storm towards the Laughing Tree's camp. Behind him, his entire group of bonded warriors came, assuming his ride was an attack of some kind. The bastard could not warn them, his entire concentration was on staying in the saddle.
Drynar moved the horse straight past Taryne and Karla, past her warriors as they revealed and readied their weapons.
The banners of the Laughing Tree and the Maple Leaf were raised. The spears taken from Castle Black left Ramsay Snow alone, but pointed out to face his kinsmen. The bows drew but were not aimed at him, but loosed their Crow forged and fletched arrows. The beasts of the other skinchangers gathered to fall upon the kneeler warriors.
Varamyr made sure that the would-be attack on the Laughing Tree faltered, that the kneelers and their mounts were dying against a wall of blades, claws, fangs and arrowheads, before he returned to his own head.
He awoke atop his bear, his owl sat on a branch above his head, deeper in the trees. His wolves flanked the path back to camp, his shadowcat upon it.
Varamyr smiled widely as Ramsay Snow's horse took him at full gallop right into their midst. It slid to a halt, and Drymar's mind had it buck and turn and kick harshly. The boy shouted and finally pulled out his sword, ready to kill the horse. But the unwilling rider was flung from his seat into the dirt.
The wolves pounced, clamping down on Snow's arms and legs, pulling them to restrain him even as their teeth bit deep. The shadowcat loped over to his side, batted away the sword with its paw. Baring its huge fangs, threatening to tear his throat out.
Varamyr went over, atop his great brown she-bear. He first looked towards camp, and the sounds of battle continuing there. From that he knew he had time, and looked down at his prey.
"You're dead," Ramsay Snow said through clenched teeth, spittle shot out between them, "You wildlings will be blamed!"
"Horses are strange creatures," Varamyr said, "Like dogs or cats, it is child's play to slip into their minds, so close have they been to men for so long."
"And you are an idiotic creature!" Snow snarled, tears of pain filling his eyes, "Ser Rodrik will see you dead!"
Doubt that, Varamyr's mind chuckled. "But when a skinchanger tries to make a horse walk or trot or gallop, the creature's legs simply do not move properly. Some will circle in confusion. Some will fall to their sides."
"I do not care to hear this shit," Ramsay groaned, "If you are going to kill me, then kill me, wildling."
Varamyr ignored him. "Horses expect to be controlled from the touch of man, from reins, knees, heels. Or that men cannot walk as horses do no matter how they think about it."
Ramsay Snow shook with laughter. "Every moment you delay, you risk us being found by the Winterfell men," he said, "And when that happens, I'll have you given to me as recompense."
What the shite's recompense? Varamyr reached out with his mind and forced a loud hiss out of the shadowcat, to remind the kneeler it was there. Snow's head shrunk back, his laughter quite.
"But there are exceptions," he pressed on, smiling himself now, "Skinchangers who can do what o'ers can't. Like Drynar and his line. Something about his blood… they're able to jump into the skins of horses, donkeys, mules… fuckin' unicorns! All like they were squirted from a mare's clutch! Most o' them are down south now, with the Canadians."
The sound of battle was beginning to die down. Not all the time under the sky. Varamyr climbed to get off his bear. When his legs hit the ground, he wobbled. The weakness in them from his march back to the Nightfort was still there. Fucking Gods, I'll do something about this. The only good thing about it was he had landed on the opposite side of his she-bear to his prey.
Varamyr rounded the beast, keeping his feet sure this time, and walked up between the two wolves holding Snow's legs. All the better to fuck this kneeler.
"I've a reason for telling you this," he explained, "See Drynar and his lot aren't the only ones that can jump into a skin others can't."
Varamyr saw the man wasn't listening any more. He had the wolves bite a little harder, provoking a ragged scream from the trapped kneeler. Shite, don't scream too loud. I'm not done with you yet.
He walked around to the man's head, opposite the shadowcat, and crouched with some difficulty to speak more quietly.
"Not too long ago, I stood before the Corpse Queen," Varamyr half-whispered, "The high priestess of the Others."
That got Snow's attention. If only because the man thought Varamyr moon-mad.
"I thought I was worse than dead," he continued, "Instead, she gave me an offer. Immortality, power like no man has had in thousands of years… The power to command the dead."
At last, the kneeler bastard turned his head and looked straight at Varamyr.
Aye, that'll get a man's attention. "She explained that only men that could skinchange could be offered power like that," he continued, "But not just any common warg. Not even Drynar's lot… Only one who can steal another man's body."
Ramsay Snow's eyes lit up with fear, the man biting down hard and trying to break free. Blood began seeping out of the gap between fang and skin. The teeth of the wolves began tearing his flesh.
Fuckin' fool. Varamyr reached down and grabbed him by the neck to stop him. "I'm not going to take your body, fool. I thought about it, but you're soft 'round the edges. For what I want, I need more sturdy blood. And the kneelers hate you anyway."
The man stopped writhing, craning his head forward. "Then what do you want, wildling?" he said, fat lips frothing a little, "You haven't killed me, you haven't used your magicks to take me, what do you want!"
Varamyr stood up straight again, lips curling back.
"You're not layin' there because I was fool enough to accept a poisoned cup from an immortal bitch who'll rule over me with her own magicks."
The sound of battle died entirely now, though there was shouting in the distance. What must happen, happens now.
"You're there because I've met a thousand shites who think they were quicker than Varamyr Six Skins. You would've used me to kill your enemies, then blamed me and killed me. All because you're hungry like a beast for what the Starks have. You think yourself cunning, you tell me what this is about."
With that, Varamyr stepped away from the man and nudged his beasts with his mind. The bastard didn't have time to say whether or not he knew why he was about to die.
The she-bear climbed with one paw onto Ramsay Snow's gut and crushed his ribs with her next step. The shadowcat ripped the man's throat as he began to scream. The wolves tore his limbs from his joints. Together, they feasted and Varamyr watched the ichor and listened to the cracking of bones and slurping of meat into jowls.
By the time the Cassel rode up with Taryne and a small party of warriors, faces of horror on all of them, there was nothing left but scraps and the head. None of them dared approach.
The kneelers' undercloths were in a real bind over what had happened.
Ser Rodrik Cassel had called a council to discuss the goings-on and let the people involved have their say. He made it clear that the matter had to be resolved before anyone would be allowed in Winterfell. So all the chiefs, kneeler and Free Folk, came together around a campfire that evening.
Varamyr was sure if he hadn't been atop his bear or behind his wolves, he would've been brought to the fire in changes and thrown into it at some time in the day.
As soon as he rode into view of its light atop the she-bear, the warriors wearing the flayed man icon on their chests were gnashing and pointing, demanding that the Cassel cut down Varamyr at once, along with the Laughing Tree and the other skinchangers.
Taryne and Karla shouted back at them, appealing to the Cassel to dismiss them.
Varamyr quietly watched, waiting for the man supposedly leading the sorry lot to actually do something. Instead, Ser Rodrik just pulled on his white whiskers and pursed his lips in thought.
Meanwhile, the other lords, the brothers and cousins of the real kneeler chiefs, listened, their arms crossed, whispering to each other. Varamyr watched them as much as anyone else, trying to work out how they were thinking. Bah, what am I bothering for? he asked himself, They want us blamed and killed, so they can carry on their own war in the Gift.
At last, the Cassel clapped his hands together loudly. By some magic, that actually shut everyone else up, to Varamyr's amusement. By the time he stopped, the only noise was the crackling of the wide fire in between them all.
"The peace has been broken!" Ser Rodrik declared loudly, "The treaty Lord Robb, Lord Duquesne and Lady Val made at Winterfell has been violated!"
"By them!" a Bolton warrior shouted, pointing at Taryne.
"Silence!" Ser Rodrik shouted back, "Men, get that fool out of here!"
Two of his own warriors wearing a badge of ten direwolf heads stepped out from behind him, drew their blades and went towards the Bolton warrior. He bared his teeth and looked to his fellows, but the other two refused him the aid he clearly was after. In the end, the man was escorted away, his own sword taken from him.
Varamyr's lips thinned. Frankly, he hadn't expected the Cassel to have such influence. He was soft around the edges too, like how Ramsay Snow would've been if he had lived as long.
"I would know what happened, without interruption or argument," Ser Rodrik said to Taryne and Karla, before turning to the Bolton men, "I say again, without interruption or argument. The one called Sef, step forward and speak what you saw!"
Another man wearing the flayed man moved up to the fire. Tall, bald and with scars on his face, Sef had clearly seen battle. Most like against our kind, Varamyr thought.
"We were all mounted up and ready to begin the march, ser," the man began, gruff voice and eyes locked on Taryne, "Then Lord Ramsay's horse just takes off…"
"He was a bastard, not a lord," said Cregan Karstark, "You'll not declare him one, lowborn scum that you are."
Sef glared back at the man, but didn't have time to reply before Ser Rodrik did the same.
"I said without interruption!" the Cassel shouted back at Cregan, "I am castellan of Winterfell, charged with the defence of the North in place of Lord Stark and his son! I will not be disobeyed in this!"
Cregan Karstark shriveled like the cock of a man kicked in the bollocks, and with as much hate. Ser Rodrik was not even slightly afraid of the bigger man, and why would he be? He had Umbers and Mormont men with him. Varamyr was amused that Cregan could think himself man enough to challenge. Eventually, the Cassel just nodded at the Bolton man to continue.
"We was mounted, Ramsay got on his horse," Sef went on, "And the horse just began a gallop all of its own. We followed, not sure at first what was goin' on. You saw that yourself, ser, we went by your part of camp."
"I saw Ramsay Snow leading you," Ser Rodrik replied, "What I thought looked like it, anyway."
"He wasn't leading us," Sef objected, "He was trying to get the horse under control. I saw him pulling at the reins, not putting his spurs into the creature to go faster."
It wouldn't matter at all, Varamyr thought with a smile, Drynar would've kept it riding right into the jaws of my wolves regardless.
"I did not see that," Ser Rodrik admitted, "Continue."
"Ramsay was taken onto the path to the wildling camp, into the woods," Sef continued, "We followed. It was only at that time that he was able to speak a few words. He shouted to me and the rest to come pull him off his horse."
Smart, Varamyr thought, only realising at that moment how lucky he had been, If he had asked earlier and these men had pulled him out of the saddle, he might have lived. No one jumping from a horse going that pace would've survived.
"You didn't," Ser Rodrik noted.
Sef shook his head. "Couldn't catch 'im," he said, "Ramsay's horse was the finest beast in the stable at the Dreadfort, ours being second and third to it in every way."
"And that's when you ran into the Laughing Tree?" Ser Rodrik asked.
Sef nodded. "Ramsay rode through them before they were ready," he said, "But they all popped up, out of bushes and tents, like they were waiting for us. Got their pikes down and aimed at us. We'd nowhere to go but into 'em, the path was narrow. Our horses took the spearheads and then they started shooting bolts at us. Once everything was a mess, they went to axes and shortspears. Four dozen good men dead."
"You speak as if we lost no one at all," Karla shouted at him, before her sister pulled her back and told her to be quiet.
"It was a slaughter and they planned it, ser," Sef continued, ignoring her, "They're guilty of murder and treason. You saw what that monster did to Ramsay in the end! They should hang for it!"
There were grumbles of agreement from the kneeler lords, which the Cassel silenced with a look. The man gestured for Sef to step back and for the Free Folk to step forward. Karla and Taryne did so. Varamyr did not move his bear a single step. What was to happen next wasn't his to make pass.
"Lady Taryne, Lady Karla, Lord Varamyr of the lands beyond the Wall," Ser Rodrik began. Cregan Karstark scoffed, and the lords whispered to each other of their disapproval. Fools.
Ser Rodrik again called for silence and threatened to have Cregan Karstark removed this time. That shut everyone up at once. The man turned again to Taryne and Karla, glancing up at Varamyr only briefly. Aye, that's right, little kneeler, Varamyr said, You have to say it to me too.
"You are accused of murder and treason," Ser Rodrik said, puffing up his chest, "The punishment for these crimes is death by beheading in these lands. What say you to the charges?"
"That they're fucking mad," Karla said at once.
"Aye, they are," Taryne agreed, "Everyone under the sky saw that man lead his men into our camp, weapons at the ready."
Ser Rodrik frowned. "I may have seen something of that," he said, "But that is not a good enough answer, my lady. We know for a fact that your people can control animals…"
"Wargs can't take horses," Karla scoffed back, "Horses, donkeys, mules, unicorns… Else who would ride a pony north of the Wall, knowing their enemies could simply buck them off, kick them to death?"
My turn to deceive these poor kneelers. "She's right," Varamyr lied, "You jump into a horse's skin, you can't even get them to walk straight, never mind gallop on a winding trail without them falling and breaking their legs."
"And how are we to learn that for sure?" Ser Rodrik asked, "We know not of your sorceries."
"Then it does not matter," Varamyr said, "If you cannot know for sure, then you cannot accuse us."
Ser Rodrik shook his head. "We can guess at how likely it is," he said, "Else why did Ramsay Snow decide to attack you? Why did he ride through the camp? Why did these ladies and their warriors allow him to?"
"Ramsay Snow had hatred for us in his heart," Karla shrugged, before pulling her black hair out of her face, "His men stalked close behind ours on every march, waiting to steal whoever straggled. His barges followed ours closest every day on the lake and on the river. He flung insults every morning and every night at us. You must have seen this."
Ser Rodrik's frown was deep enough to crease every fold of his face, making him look far older than he likely was. We're convincing him, Varamyr thought, Enough to make him drop this shite.
"I saw it," Ser Rodrik said, "But mayhaps that is the reason for this. Mayhaps you decided to provoke Ramsay Snow in some fashion, and that is why he attacked. Or mayhaps Sef here is right, and the horse under Ramsay was not in his control."
Not a fool, this one, Varamyr thought with a sneer.
"Ser Rodrik, we are here to kneel and swear oaths to the Lord of Winterfell," Taryne said, "We are the returned blood of the women who were stolen by the Free Folk. Whatever you might think of us, we don't want war. You know as well as I that kinslaying is condemned by the gods. We are not here to kill you."
Not a fool either, Varamyr thought, Pity she's no warg blood in her, or I'd steal her for good. The thought of laying with her did bubble up in his mind, and it pleased him greatly.
Ser Rodrik interrupted his reverie. "You would not allow such a man to threaten you regardless of whether or not they are of First Men blood, my lady."
"We are less than a day from Winterfell, kneeler," Varamyr said, "We survived until now, we can survive that long."
Ser Rodrik's tongue briefly flicked out from his mouth. He didn't have an answer for all of it. Just as Varamyr knew he wouldn't. "It appears there is not enough evidence to say what happened," the man said, "
The kneeler lords erupted, causing Varamyr's she-bear to flinch and roar back. This quieted the shouts, and gave Cregan Karstark his chance. "Ser Rodrik, you have been charged with keeping the laws of the realm while Lord Robb is away," he said, "The truth of this matter cannot be decided in minutes over a camp fire. There must be a trial."
Make up your mind who you wish to see win this, Varamyr sneered back in his mind, First you slap the witness to the horse being taken, then you complain there should be a trial?
"Lord Cregan, there is not enough evidence," Ser Rodrik responded, "Even if we called every witness to the events of this morning, there is no way to prove that Ramsay Bolton's horse was seized by magic, nor that he was especially provoked this day rather than any other day."
"Ser, there is no choice…" Cregan began
"I am castellan of the North, my lord," Ser Rodrik interrupted, "You were not even invited to join this procession, you came on your own accord. You are beginning to make me believe that you came to wreck the treaty. You entirely forget yourself and your position. You are not lord of Karhold. You are not castellan of it neither. You will obey."
Watching with anticipation, Varamyr half-expected Cregan to draw his sword and attack the older man, and nudged the minds of his skins to move closer. He needn't have bothered. Instead of answering the insult with steel, Cregan grimaced and clenched his fist. Kneelers, they're not true men.
"Ser Rodrik, I do not mean any disloyalty," he replied at last, "I only mean that tales of today will undoubtedly reach the ears of the lords. They will demand justice."
It was Ser Rodrik's turn to scoff. "Justice for the Bolton bastard?" he said, "I doubt it. He was not well known. And from what word Lord Hornwood's castellan sent me, those that did know him did not like him."
The Bolton men bristled like slapped children, but said nothing. Back in your fucking hole, kneelers, ha!
"My lord, it is irrelevant," Cregan pressed, "Wildlings cannot be allowed to kill as they have today. Even in defence of their lives. They finished off men who were clearly helpless, trapped under their horses or unable to flee due to the press of bodies around them. News of this will travel and threaten the peace. There must be a trial."
Varamyr felt a lump in his throat. He knew it might come to this. Kneeler trials were something he and every Free Folk tribe near the Wall was aware of. Ceremonies taken before killing raiders, though there were tales of raiders winning their trials. Varamyr never regarded those tales as true. He was no ordinary man, he reminded himself. I can escape even if they decide to kill me.
The Cassel sighed loudly. "Lord Cregan, you have spoken truly," he said, "Lady Taryne, Lady Karla, Lord Varamyr… I ask you to submit to trials."
"We refuse," Taryne replied at once, "We have every right to be ferocious in our own defence, and until we take our oaths to Lord Stark, we are under the protection of the Crown of Canada. You cannot take us anywhere we do not want to go, and I will not go into a cell while your pissant lords cook up a stew of lies to condemn us to death."
"The Canadians are far from here, my lady," Cregan said.
"But still not to be trifled with, Lord Cregan," said Ser Rodrik carefully, "At each keep we have passed, I have received further reports of their activities. They used their weapons to blow away the cavalry of Lord Lannister in mere seconds, like a bellows blows away dust. Most recently, I was informed that more of them have arrived from their homeland."
"The four Canadians that were here before were enough to take the Wall, kneeler," Varamyr said, piling on, "Who's to say they won't send a warband north again to deal with your treachery…"
Lord Cregan and Ser Rodrik were suddenly united in their disgust. Varamyr laughed.
"What of you?" the Cassel asked him, "You are not under the Canadians' protection, Lord Varamyr. By rights, I can seize you for trial."
Varamyr was glad he had talked with the would-be kneelers in detail now. Taryne's knowledge of their ways was useful.
"Feel free to try," he smirked back, "Though I'll not be locked up by you, I may allow you to put me on trial. But know this. If you do, I will demand trial by combat. And my She-bear shall be my champion." He coaxed another roar out of the beast; a loud, long groan from the throat.
Ser Rodrik nodded, his eyes all steel now.
"It seems I cannot put you on trial without causing trouble," he said, "If you will not submit to trial, I have no choice but to exile you from the North. The guests of House Stark will be taken to Winterfell tomorrow, but you and your tribe will return to the White Knife. You will be transported to White Harbour. From there, you will take ship to the Riverlands, where you can join your Canadian protectors."
Varamyr sat up straighter atop his bear, unbothered by that prospect. He had never travelled by ship before, but being brought straight to where he wanted to be was worth that experience. I kill kneelers and they give me exactly what I want, what madness!
"Ser Rodrik," Taryne said, "This is not justice. You have nothing that proves we are responsible for this morning's fighting, only suggestion and rumour. We are your kin."
The Cassel shook his head. "If you stay, the only way I can protect you is by keeping you locked up until Lord Stark returns to judge you, or by judging you myself. Lord Cregan is right. When word of this fighting spreads, only fear of the Canadians will stop the lords demanding war against the Free Folk, until more proof of the Others arrives."
Cregan Karstark preened in victory, other kneelers slapping his back for his work. Little cocks.
"Fuck their kneeler ways, Taryne," Varamyr called, "They were always going to treat you like shite left in front of their doorway. They'd have thrown you away to some useless corner of their land, barely able to scratch a living from the rock."
"Shut your mouth, Six Skins," Karla replied, "We came here to rejoin our families, not play raider in the far south."
Varamyr shrugged and smirked at her. "Then don't," he said, "Go play kneeler with your Canadians instead. They'll be glad of it."
"Make your choice, my ladies," Ser Rodrik said, "If you are to swear your oaths, you must submit to our laws. You cannot use the Canadians as a shield. I promise I shall do all I can to assure a fair hearing. This is all that can be promised to any subject."
Snivelry. Varamyr snorted and spat.
"You can't even give a fair hearing in front of some kneeler chiefs' nephews and cousins, Cassel," he said, "How can anyone trust you?"
He looked to Taryne and Karla.
"Taryne, you can always ask the Canadians to get your justice. If what this sack of shite says is true about more Canadians arriving from Ithaca or wherever the fuck they're from, then the kneeler lords aren't going to be angering them over a dead bastard who attacked us."
"Aye," Taryne said after a moment, "I think that's what I'll do. Let us see what the Wallbreaker thinks of this insult."
The kneelers scowled up at him, an enjoyable thing that would've only been bettered by killing them all. Varamyr smiled back at them, daring them to try anything to stop him. I'm not the one who fucked you, kneelers, you did that to yourselves. All you had to do was accept Snow deserved to die.
Chapter 80: The Exchange
Chapter Text
The clouds hung heavy and dark over King's Landing and a calm sea alongside it, leaking down into the huge forest south of the river with wispy grey fingers of rain, pouring down in sheets. For the first time in many weeks, the temperature in the daytime was below twenty degrees Celsius. Not by much, but enough so that a man didn't feel like he was stewing in his own juices unless he stripped down.
Standing in the dirt with all three of the other originals who first fell through the rabbit hole to Westeros, Michael watched the clouds from the field in the distance, waiting. Around him and atop the crawlers, his troops waited, baggy rain jackets on over the top of everything else they were wearing. Hoods up, weapons in hand.
He looked up at the inclement weather approaching with some trepidation. Good thing I'm not superstitious, he thought, Those clouds look like a bad omen.
The battles of the days just past had soured his mood.
His plan had been perfect, even more effective than he had hoped. The kneelers had been stupid enough to declare war and had been completely confounded.
The soldiers of Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry had driven right into the heart of an enemy camp, and then walked right into the tent of the man calling himself King. Yes, the enemy had responded far more effectively than had been thought, but it hadn't mattered. Thousands had been killed in action trying to stop the snatch operation, an effort made in vain.
And it all fell to shit because of some magic ghost assassin.
One of the prisoners had witnessed the whole thing. The former bodyguard Brienne of Tarth had claimed it was King Stannis or some shadow of him, that it was his red priestess that must have done it.
But to Michael, it reeked of the work of a different opponent.
If King Stannis had magic powers of that sort, there wouldn't be any other claimants, they'd all be dead. But there was an enemy that did have extensive magical powers; the Others. He didn't think the Enemy themselves had done this, but the Others had worshippers north of the Wall, why not south of it?
Michael intended to ask Arrel at the first opportunity about the problem, but the little guy had disappeared into the Hayford forest before the peace council, to commune with his people through a hidden weirwood in it.
Driving the Reachers out of the area of operations had been harder than expected. The stormlords got the picture right away, but the Reach looked like they were camping out at their crossing point over the river, awaiting reinforcements.
Unwilling to wait for a hundred thousand men to show up, Michael had sent Zheng and Schafer to do what they could and the two sections under them unstuck the kneelers nicely. The Reach's army was driven off, the barges beached on the north riverbank were riddled with machinegun fire and burned.
All of which led to Michael taking the consolation prize. More like the consolation prize's consolation prize, he thought with annoyance.
"Sir," O'Neill said beside him, "Here they come."
He was right, the delegation was proceeding out of the Iron Gate ahead. Two carriages, flatbed wagons and a hundred riders. The wagons had large chests on them, presumably full of the money for the exchange. The Lion banner of Lannister was flying above the whole column with the boar of Crakehall beside it.
Lord Tywin had wanted a thousand riders, everything he needed to know about Canadian capabilities already learned at the Bloody Ford. Michael had refused to allow that many, but allowed a hundred and promised to only bring ten Canadians. What did it matter? The machine gunners could kill plenty more than a hundred.
Rain began spitting down in a light drizzle. With a sigh, Michael threw up the hood from his rain jacket and waved Sayer over. "Fetch Jon and the prisoners," he said, "Keep your gun on them."
The Private gave a sharp nod and strode off towards the rear of the nearest crawler, his steps squelching in the slightly damp grass underfoot. Michael listened to the sound of it and the rain pattering on his hood, looking up at the darkening sky in a foul mood. There was a tightness in his chest that wouldn't go away.
"Almost over," O'Neill remarked from the side, "Can't believe we managed to do this."
"Do what?" Michael asked, still watching the clouds swirl above.
"Force a peace," the Warrant Officer replied, "Or most of one."
Michael frowned and finally looked at the man. "You're assuming Stannis won't give it a shot later," he said, "Or that the Reach will just stand by."
Zheng let out a soft snort of amusement from beside O'Neill, leaning around him to join the conversation. "Won't be our problem, sir," he said, "Everyone knows not to screw with us now."
Michael cocked an eyebrow, not sure he was believing his ears. "You being the optimistic one is deeply disturbing to me, Sergeant," he said to Zheng, before turning to O'Neill, "The Murphy from Murphy's Law was an Irish guy, wasn't he?"
"Yank, I think, sir," Schafer from behind, atop the crawler.
"Figures."
Tyrion Lannister waddled into view around the side of the vehicle, followed close behind by his much more handsome but even more arrogant brother Jaime.
Both were free of any handcuffs and wearing what they had been when they were captured; the padded but well-made clothes designed to help someone wear plate armour. These had been repaired and cleaned up by the washerwomen at Hayford. The men had been given thick woolen cloaks with tailed hoods on them to protect from the rain too.
They looked pretty good all considered, which was exactly how Michael wanted them to look.
Jon came around next, his fur cloak over his Crow mail in black steel and black leather riding boots, his Valyrian steel sword staring at everyone with its red ruby eyes from the wolfshead pommel. He had a face like a man who needed to use the washroom but had to hold it in, which was pretty funny to Michael.
This guy still hasn't got laid enough to relax a little yet?
Sayer followed behind, C7 rifle held in his hands at a ready position to come up and riddle either of the Lannister brothers as need required.
We're ready, Michael thought. He gave Jon a nod of greeting and looked to the prisoners. "You will not move until I give the order," he said, "You will not speak. If you make any sudden moves, Sayer will shoot you both in the soft parts, and then turn his weapon on your father. If Daddy Dearest does anything untoward, it'll happen the opposite way, we shoot him then you. Getting the message?"
The men scowled, and they did so in exactly the same way. But they nodded too, accepting that they weren't in control of their fate until the exchange had finished.
It took some time for the carriages to make it all the way.
By the time they did, the hundred riders with them spread out into a battle line only a single rank thick, lances lowered at two hundred yards distant. In response, Schafer had his section machinegunners aim and prepare to fire, and the crawlers' engines grumbled to life, ready to move to the flanks so those on top of them could pour bullets in enfilade through the Lannisters at the drop of a hand.
Such a warm welcome, Michael snarked to himself as the occupants of the carriages disembarked. Once they were all out, that was the signal for the next phase.
"Here we go," he said, "Schafer, kill them all at my signal. Shoot individuals if they look like they're doing something stupid."
"No problem," the sergeant said.
With that done, Michael led the exchange group forward. O'Neill and Zheng fell in with Sayer behind the prisoners, while Jon walked beside. Opposite, the similarly sized Lannister delegation and their prisoner was moving to meet them at the mid point.
It wasn't hard to pick out Lord Lannister, with his cane and gold-edged cloak, nor the Strongboar who competed with O'Neill for size and strength. Another man held the Stark family sword, a huge thing that barely looked useful, though it too was Valyrian steel and so probably weighed the same as a regular one half the size.
The first look at Eddard Stark was surprising to Michael. He looked eerily like an up-aged Jon; long face, stern grey eyes, brown hair with grey wisps running through it, expression like he just got slapped with a fish by a stranger. He too was walking using a cane. Michael wondered if that was due to torture. The Lannisters were certainly capable of that kind of thing.
The Canadian delegation made it to the meeting point first and waited as the other came up. When it did, Michael looked to Lord Tywin and saluted. "Lord Lannister," he said, "Your sons, as promised."
Tywin's eyes gave his children a looking over, as if searching for a reason to complain. But they didn't find any. Just as planned.
"Captain Duquesne, may I introduce Eddard Stark, King of the North and the Trident," he said, "King Eddard, this is Lord Michael Duquesne, Ambassador of Elizabeth of the House of Windsor, the second of her name, Queen of Canada."
After a cursory look at Michael and especially Zheng, Eddard Stark resumed staring at his own son. "Jon," he said, "I had heard you were with the host… but I did not expect to see you here."
Jon took a moment to compose himself. "I am here to help the Canadians, Father," he replied, "So that Lord Tywin could not pretend some other man was you and trick them."
Tywin shot a smileless but nonetheless amused look at Duquesne, as if such a worry was stupid. Eddard simply continued staring.
"Never can be too careful," Michael replied, "Speaking of which, we will repeat the terms of our agreement now before we exchange our prisoners." He nodded at O'Neill.
The Warrant cleared his throat and read from a piece of paper.
"All warfare between us will cease. No new treaties or agreements may be concluded with other parties to the detriment of any signatory. King Eddard Stark may not renounce his throne in favour of another claimant to the Iron Throne, nor can his heirs."
King Stark's face soured at that part, before he restrained himself when he noticed that Michael had seen the expression of displeasure. O'Neill continued regardless.
"All parties will send aid to the Wall for defence against the Others. The Riverlands shall receive a war indemnity of one hundred thousand gold dragons from the Iron Throne at once, and thereafter once every two months for a year. All money will be delivered by barge, either up the Blackwater and the Tear river to Harrenhal or down the Red Fork to Riverrun under guard. War criminals captured by Canada will be tried by a joint tribunal with the North."
Lord Tywin raised a hand in protest, and O'Neill stopped. Michael wished he hadn't.
"We must be allowed to send an ambassador of our own to such trials," the Lannister said, "So that the justice of our bannermen's cause can be articulated freely."
"The trials will be public regardless," Michael replied quickly, "Ambassadors are sacrosanct under our laws, you'll be able to send who you want." He gestured for the reading to continue, not waiting for acceptance or rejection of the response.
"Half of the Stark host in the Riverlands shall withdraw north of the Neck. As a war indemnity, Canada will receive a single payment of fifty thousand gold dragons from Lord Lannister."
Money for the sinews of war, Michael thought with amusement, How the hell am I going to keep Ygritte's mitts off of it?
"That is the formality done with," he declared to the groups, "We're now allies in the same war. Please send King Eddard over here."
Lord Tywin stared for a moment, doing his best impression of a cat that had just been asked to do something it didn't want to do. But whether it was theatre or just contemplation of a last minute demand, the man gave in. He stepped aside and allowed his prisoner to pass.
Eddard Stark moved with remarkable speed as he hobbled over to the Canadian side, and immediately brought his son into a close embrace. They exchanged quiet words, too quiet to hear but in a gentle tone.
Feeling a little better now he had reunited parent and child, Michael shared a smile with Zheng and O'Neill, before looking to Sayer and giving him the nod. The Private lightly jabbed Jaime Lannister in the back with his rifle and moved the two brothers forward a few steps before letting them continue without him.
There were no hugs from Lord Tywin for his children, but the three Lannisters did look vaguely pleased regardless and didn't hesitate to stand together.
Now for the last part. Michael put a hand on the pistol on his hip and stepped forward. So too did the Strongboar, Ser Lyle taking the Stark family sword with him still sheathed. Tensing up, ready to draw on the man in a heartbeat, Michael held his spare hand out for the weapon.
The Strongboar sniffed a single quiet laugh, his beard inundated with rain droplets shaking loose. But the Valyrian steel sword was placed in Michael's hand regardless. He closed his fingers around it and backed off. This is stupidly light, he thought as he returned to O'Neill, Zheng and Sayer, The blade is as wide as my hand at the base!
A signal was given to the Lannisters' rear and the wagons were brought forward by some civilian handlers. The same men unloaded the money chests down to the ground, placing them in front of the Canadian delegation. It took some time, the weight of gold to handle was huge and there were twenty chests. Everyone watched in silence as it happened, just standing in the rain.
Only for this amount of money would anyone ever do this, Michael thought with annoyance. The sea breeze was picking up a little now, and waves breaking white against the red rocks of the shore not too far away. His face was starting to sting a little from the wind chill.
When the commotion was over, Zheng moved forward and opened the chests, one at a time. Inside each were neatly stacked gold coins tied in twine. Under the watchful gaze of both delegations, she pulled some stacks out at random to do a quick count of how many coins were in them then counted how many stacks were in each chest.
"Adds up vaguely," the Sergeant confirmed at last, closing the chest lids again, "We're good here." She began snapping modern combination locks on all of them, the codes to which were all written down in Michael's notebook.
King Eddard made a noise from his throat. "Lord Lannister," he said, "I was told the royal coffers were empty when I was Hand of the King. How is it you have been able to summon such funds so quickly?"
Michael bit the side of his cheek. He didn't appreciate the outburst… but Stark's question was too good not to allow it to be answered.
Lord Tywin was cool as can be. "This coin was granted to the Crown by Lord Petyr Baelish," he said, addressing the response to Michael, "Recompense for his … errors with the daughters of the Stark bannermen. You see, Lord Duquesne, I may not hand him over to you, but he shall not go unpunished for his transgression."
Michael's lip curled back in disgust. He doubted the Master of Coin was now broke due to the fine, and a fine was poor justice for what he had done to minors.
"Tell Lord Baelish if he steps outside the city, we'll find him," he replied, "The exchange is complete. The terms of the agreement are now in effect."
"Our business is concluded," Lord Tywin agreed, "I will send a raven informing you of who I have selected to attend the trials of my bannermen."
With that, the Hand of the King turned about and walked back to his carriage, the Strongboar and his red-cloaked guards in tow. The carriages and empty wagons left, and although the lances were raised from the charge position, the battle line did not go anywhere.
What are they waiting for? Michael thought, before reaching for his comms. "This is Duquesne, Alpha you can join us now."
"Copy," MacDonald replied.
"Lord Duquesne," came a gruff voice. Michael turned and found it was King Eddard.
"The North owes you a debt of gratitude," the man continued, "But there are many matters we must discuss."
Michael's brow rose slightly. "We can wait until there aren't Lannister horsemen in sight, I'd hope?"
Jon and Eddard Stark scowled alike, though who knew if it was for the same reason.
"I would know the fate of my daughter," the father said, "I was told she was handed into your custody."
Michael was about to answer, but the sound of engines approaching interrupted him. Alpha section moved up in three more crawlers and some of the pickups, circling the position of the exchange group.
King Eddard watched with astonishment as wheeled and tracked vehicles alike drove by at less than ten yards to park up facing the way they had come. The doors of the rear units of the crawlers opened, and out stepped volunteers of the Laughing Tree. They stayed nearby, waiting for orders.
Dressed in a looted Lannister cloak and Canadian combat webbing over her silk shirt, Ygritte hopped out of the crawlers last and made her way to Michael. She gave him a wink and put her hands on her hips. Michael appreciated the sight. You look good in silk, girl.
"Where's the gold?" she asked with a crooked smile.
Of course. Michael thumbed over his shoulder. "Chests," he replied.
Ygritte's big eyes locked onto the treasure with greed in every part of her, before she waved her fellows over to begin the loading process. Michael watched her and the others go to grab the chests. The Starks watched too, wary of the 'wildlings', until the elder turned again to Michael.
"Lord Duquesne," Eddard Stark continued, "My daughter?"
"Father," Jon said, "I know what…"
Eddard Stark held up a hand to silence his son, and Jon shut up. "You know what transpired after this man returned her, Jon, I am sure," he said, "I would hear the whole story from him." The tone was a little too accusatory, like something had happened to Sansa Stark in Canadian custody.
Michael wasn't sure what to say immediately. He was a shellshocked at the implication.
O'Neill leaned in. "You want this fecker thrown in the back of a crawler?" he whispered in English. Zheng huffed a little chuckle, before cracking her fingers.
He's a king even if he is a kneeler. Michael shook his head at the pair of them, then waited before the first wave of treasure was moved past. "King Eddard, we'll have plenty of time to talk on the way to Hayford," he said.
Eddard Stark's grey eyes narrowed. "I would have my sword, Lord Duquesne."
I would have you get yourself out of this weird mood, Michael's mind replied.
"It'll be returned when you're handed back to your family," his mouth said, "In the meantime, Private Sayer here will escort you to the … carriage that will carry you."
The King of the North and the Trident exhaled loudly, resigning himself. "Very well, Lord Duquesne."
With that, Sayer stepped up and held out a hand to direct the man to the ambulance crawler. Apparently unphased by the appearance of the hooded teenager with the deep scar on his cheek, Eddard Stark gave a little nod of the head to the Private and went in the direction indicated. Jon shot an apologetic look first before following.
"What the hell is his problem?" Sayer asked in English, "Should I stay with them, sir?"
"Yes," Michael answered at once. The Private stepped away and went with the two Starks, negotiating the movement of the Free Folk bringing the money to the pickups. In the distance, the Lannister cavalry finally began a withdrawal. They had waited until their lord was through the Iron Gate of the city.
"What the fuck was that guy's problem?" Zheng said, repeating the Private's question as soon as the king was out of earshot, "He's acting like we're the bad guys?"
Michael scratched his chin, puzzled about that himself.
"I don't know," he said, "But I'm going to find out."
The gold was loaded and everyone mounted up in the crawlers again to leave the exchange site. By the time everything was ready, the slightly warm rain went from spitting to beating down and the sea nearby began roiling.
After checking each crawler himself, Michael went to the rear unit of the one the Starks were sitting in, directing Sayer to jump in the front. He climbed in and closed the door, finding father and son sitting opposite each other and staring at him together. They looked so much alike that it caused him to pause for a split second. He quickly dumped himself on the bench on Jon's side and put the huge sword down beside him.
Pulling off his rain jacket and hanging it up to dry, Michael gave the order to move out over the comms. The vehicle lurched forward on its return journey to Hayford, causing King Eddard to brace himself against the bench and sending his cane clattering to the wood-covered floor. First time he'll be moving at 50kph for any real amount of time.
"Now we have some privacy," Michael stated, "We have a lot to talk about. It's an hour before we get back to Hayford at least." The rain hitting the roof and the engine did mean one had to speak loudly to be heard.
"I am glad for that," Eddard said, less hostile all of a sudden, "Jon has said my daughter was returned to her mother. And that it was not in fact Lord Tywin's idea to release her and her handmaids, but your demand before negotiations began with him. For that, I must thank you. But I would know what happened when she was in your custody. Jon has also said she and the others have not spoken of it."
Michael glanced at Jon and found the young man unable to meet his gaze. That caused his temper to rise a little. "I'm a little confused," he replied, "You seem to be assuming that something happened bad to her in my custody."
King Eddard looked at Michael like he had said something silly. "My lord, you command a host of wildlings. From what Lord Tywin has told me, you breached the Wall, seized Castle Black and invited the King Beyond the Wall to invade the Gift. Your sympathies are clear. I wonder if you share the wildling taste for stealing young women."
Despite the heinous accusation, Michael felt something like a eureka moment.
Of course he is worried about that, he thought, remembering the long history between the 'North' and the Free Folk, We came out of the barbarous lands beyond the Wall, after all.
He opened his mouth to say they didn't steal women, but remembered Ygritte and changed tack.
"Your daughter was not harmed in any way," Michael said, "We asked questions about what happened when she and the others were in Lannister custody. Thanks to that testimony, we know Lord Baelish and a number of the Kingsguard are guilty of war crimes. King Joffrey would be too if he was an adult."
King Eddard cocked an eyebrow slightly. "War crimes?" he asked.
"We'll get into that when we put the Mountain on trial," Michael replied, not willing to have that particular conversation yet, "Point is we did not 'steal' your daughter and her friends in the manner you're afraid of. We are not wildling raiders."
"You associate with, arm, train and lead wildling raiders," came the reply.
"They're not wildling raiders any more."
King Eddard frowned and looked to his son for confirmation.
"He's right, Father," Jon said, "The Laughing Tree rode through the Riverlands and Crownlands. We did not come across a single instance of kidnapping or rape. The lords asked often about it. And that discipline is not just in preventing raiding. They fight as well as any trained band of men-at-arms with pike and crossbow or couched lance. Better even."
There was plenty of thieving though, Michael admitted to himself, The boys and girls took anything not nailed down that they liked.
Eddard accepted Jon's answer with a loud sigh. "That is almost worse," he said, "Wildlings with discipline? And your own power, a host that can travel into the heart of an enemy's camp at night and destroy it?"
That's the least of our powers. "I will admit you will probably hear many unpleasant things in the days to come," Michael said, "Not least about the Others. Not to put it too dramatically, but the Long Night is coming again. That's straight from the mouths of the Children of the Forest on the Isle of Faces too."
King Eddard's eyes grew as large as eggs. "The Children of the Forest are still alive?"
Michael nodded. "One is travelling with us. He will explain just exactly how much trouble we're all in to you. And anyone else who will listen, once we've gathered them."
Arrel had said he had no intention of reliving the memories he would show more than once. They were deeply painful to all of his people. Michael was looking forward to seeing it.
"We are in rather a lot of trouble, I would imagine," Eddard replied dryly, "I would disbelieve you, Lord Duquesne, but Jon's silence on the matter says everything I need to know."
"I've seen the Child of the Forest," Jon confirmed, "I've seen the wights, Father. All the lords at Winterfell when Robb called the banners have too. Lord Duquesne carried a number until the Ruby Ford. He left the last for Lord Tywin to see on the south bank."
The King grabbed his face and grimaced. "That explains much," he said, "My banners would never make peace with the wildlings, except in such circumstances."
"Even then, it took some doing," Michael said, "I also intend to call a council of all the kingdoms in Westeros to discuss the defence of the continent from the Others, to coincide with the trials of Gregor Clegane and Addam Marbrand as well as the peace negotiations with the Reach."
King Eddard winced. "You are assuming the Reach would negotiate at all," he said, "Lord Lannister spoke of the slaughter to me in warning, believing that it now placed him in a strong position and to not think of marching my host on King's Landing. I would imagine Lord Tyrell is as equally angry as Lord Lannister is pleased."
Michael clicked his tongue in annoyance. That the Hand of the King had given almost everything demanded of him did now look like a plan to wait until another faction ran afoul of the Canadian presence, and that bet had paid off big time with King Renly.
"We have Garlan Tyrell as a prisoner of war," Michael answered, "As well as a few of King Renly's former Kingsguard. Between the prisoners and the threat of invading their region, I think we can get the Reach to the negotiating table at least."
King Eddard examined Michael quietly for almost a minute.
"Was it you who killed Lord Renly?"
Here we go…
Michael responded by reaching beneath his plate carrier and pulling out a tablet from its waterproof case. "We have the ability to record events as if seeing them through the eyes of someone else," he explained, "I will show you what happened to Renly Baratheon."
Turning it on, he navigated to the video file from O'Neill's helmet camera, set it to begin playing and pushed it to the right place. He turned the tablet towards Eddard and Jon, and both began watching, totally enraptured.
The video proceeded through the part where O'Neill stormed the tent, to the stabbing of King Renly by what appeared to be some sort of shadow, to O'Neill's attempt to save the man's life. The blood seemed to drain out of Eddard and Jon's already pale faces, leaving them looking like translucent ghosts. It was the first time Jon had seen the events too.
Michael stopped the video once the action inside the tent was done, and tucked the tablet away again. "I don't suppose either of you know what that was?"
Jon shook his head, speechless.
Eddard was more verbal. "It was thought magic was gone from the world," he said numbly, "But I suppose in dark times like these, dark arts also return."
They have no idea what it is, Michael realised. "One of our prisoners claims it had King Stannis' face," he continued, "That he is responsible for that shadow thing."
King Eddard narrowed his eyes, clearly disbelieving that even before he opened his mouth. "Ridiculous," he declared, "I fought alongside Stannis during the Greyjoy Rebellion. He is an honourable man with a deep respect for the law. He would have no hesitation to kill his brother on a battlefield, for Lord Renly was in rebellion against the Crown. But what you just showed me? I cannot credit it."
"I don't believe it either," Michael said, "If Stannis could do this, Joffrey or Tywin would be dead too. Either way, it's a problem. The reason I showed you is not only to show we didn't kill Renly, but that there's something or someone out there with the ability to do this. I'm not sure what preparations anyone can make, but you should try and make some."
King Eddard gave a nod, and leaned back against the wall, closing his eyes. At that moment, he looked more exhausted than Michael had seen anyone except after combat.
"I would know by what right you intend to stay at Harrenhal," he said, "I cannot imagine Lord Tully would be pleased with a wildling host encamped in the greatest castle in the Riverlands."
Michael thought he meant Edmure Tully at first, but recalled that the man's father was still technically alive. "Edmure Tully has given permission on behalf of his father and as heir to the castle. The lord is ill, near death in fact."
King Eddard cocked an eyebrow. "You are forgetting that I am the King of the Trident now," he said, "I consider myself bound to the treaty you made with my son. I doubt I will approve of everything Robb has agreed and I certainly did not want a crown. But I could not repudiate his acts in my name without undermining him when it comes to be his turn as Lord of Winterfell. However, no mention of Harrenhal has been made in any formal agreement, so far as I am aware."
Michael frowned. His instinct was to tell this warlord that he had already smashed three great houses, another could be arranged. Although it wasn't the objective, Canadian action had saved the Riverlands from being utterly ravaged by the Lannisters.
Not very ambassadorial of you. "Let's assume you're not afraid of Canadian capabilities," he said, picking up Ice and laying it across his lap, "What would you demand in return for our using Harrenhal as a base?"
"My sword, for one."
"You are getting that back anyway."
The King's grey eyes levelled and stared, the mind behind them working.
"I will tell you now, Lord Duquesne," Eddard continued, "Unless circumstances prohibit it, I may well kneel to Stannis should he take King's Landing. He is the rightful ruler of the Seven Kingdoms by right. My terms are you shall not interfere with my pledging my house and kingdoms to him, should I decide it is the best course. The North has gained much by being part of a united realm."
Your lords would disagree, Michael thought, They're sick of having to come down here and clean up the messes the Iron Throne makes. The thought went unspoken.
"Father!" Jon said in alarm, before he corrected himself, "Your Grace… it may be impossible to kneel to Stannis. The lords have no confidence in the Iron Throne. There is much talk that it corrupts all who wish to sit upon it."
King Stark shook his head. "If we make ourselves foreigners to the rest of Westeros, they will treat us as such," he said, "But I shall weigh that against what we might gain. For now, do not speak of this to other lords, Jon."
The young man's face went through a few different expressions, like he had much more to say. "Yes, your Grace," he said at last, gaining an appreciative nod from his father in response.
Michael had listened, beginning to get the impression that events had gotten away from Eddard Stark too much for him to realise just yet.
"Your political arrangements aren't any business of mine or my government," he responded, "Provided the defence against the Others is not compromised by idiotic wars, Your Grace. We're going to have more proof shipped down from the Wall soon. Hopefully that'll make it easy for everyone to believe the world is ending and remember their best interest."
King Eddard smiled like someone had made a joke. What's so funny?
"The North remembers, Lord Duquesne. We believe the old tales, but I'll wait on your proof."
Chapter 81: The Crownless
Chapter Text
The rain stopped when the 'crawler' reached Hayford, though the clouds above remained low and dark grey.
Absent-minded in remembering the sight of Lord Renly being murdered by a shadow assassin and the Canadian magic that allowed him to see it, Jon stepped out and his foot was almost sucked into the mud beneath it.
Annoyance burning him, he quickly put his other one on top of a sprig of grass, allowing him to keep his boot. His father followed close behind, his grey eyes looking about him like there was a threat. The reason was obvious; the inside of the castle walls was a hive of Free Folk and Canadians.
A dozen and more of their vehicles were sitting in the narrow alleys, the buildings between them had their windows open and fires going, revealing many people lightly dressed inside. The smells were all of woodsmoke and cooking meat, wafting in over the smell of damp and mud when the wind changed direction.
The approach to the castle itself had more Canadian warriors, the ones under Nowak. The 'pickups' had driven right up to it, and the warriors of Ygritte were already beginning to unload the gold.
"I would never have dreamed to see wildlings this far south," Father said to him, "Not in my worst nightmares. Then again, the Others have returned, or so you all say. I suppose worst has a new meaning now."
Jon's cheeks burned with a strange guilt. He hadn't told his now-kingly father of his new wife or the child growing within her. Their conversations before interruption by Captain Duquesne had been short and they had only talked about the journey from Castle Black. The more King Eddard talked about wildlings, the more Jon's guts twisted.
"Free Folk," Duquesne said to correct Father, as he climbed out of the crawler, "Not the most imaginative name, but it is what they call themselves." He pulled Ice halfway out of its scabbard and held it up to the dim light of the day, inspecting the waves in its Valyrian steel.
Whether it was about the Free Folk or the sword, Father glared at the Canadian leader, though no heed of it was taken. Sayer came up, picking at his healing scar with his little finger. Duquesne slid Ice back into its place and gestured with it towards the castle.
"If you'd follow me, Your Majesty," he said, "Your family are waiting. I had another vehicle bring them here."
The title given to him knit Father's brow, and Jon felt a little chuckle rise out of him. The way Canadians addressed kings was strangely even more extravagant than anything the Targaryens had demanded. My ancestors… he remembered suddenly, and the moment of levity was gone. That was the other thing they hadn't had time to discuss.
Eddard Stark set off at quite a pace despite his injury, his cane stabbing the ground to cope with the force he was putting into each step. Duquesne and Jon followed quickly, both having expected to lead the way rather than be the one to be led. The slope of the hill seemed to challenge Father for a moment, but before Jon could move up to help, the pace resumed.
Two figures exited the castle to meet them.
One was Val. She was dressed in her best furs, gleaming white and thick, her hair tied in its long single braid to her waist over the front of her shoulder and breast, silver rings tied into it. Jon's heart jumped, not sure if it wanted to beat harder for the sight of her loveliness or that she had made to meet his father first.
The other could only be Ser Garlan Tyrell, the second son of Highgarden captured by the Canadians in their 'bear trap' attack on the camp of King Renly. He was dressed in borrowed clothes from the Hayford wardrobe; though the colours of that house were green and gold just like the Tyrell ones, the sigil on his breast was that of a strange pattern rather than a golden rose.
Ser Garlan rushed forward. "Lord Eddard!" he cried out, raising his hand. The action caught the eye of many of the guards, though they settled with a gesture from their leader.
"King Eddard," Duquesne said, correcting the Tyrell, "If you please."
Father glanced up in surprise, not expecting to be greeted as such. "So I am," he said, "Who addresses me?"
"Ser Garlan Tyrell," Duquesne replied flatly, "A prisoner of war."
That left the Tyrell tongue tied for a moment, meeting the Canadian's gaze with a pained look. "Lord Duquesne, you promised me an audience with King Eddard as soon as he arrived."
"I said you could meet him," Duquesne replied coolly, "The man is about to meet his family for the first time since he was captured…"
"It shall not be long," Ser Garlan interrupted, polite but firm.
Jon could not help but admire the man. Although Ser Garlan was a captive and witness to true carnage, he maintained a dignity that most men would have lost in the same circumstances. From the look of the men the Tyrells begged us to take for healing, many others would have been unmanned.
"It is quite alright," King Eddard said, his tone commanding, "I would hear your petition, Ser Garlan. You have my condolences on the death of so many of your men. Lord Tywin rather eagerly described it."
The Canadian leader scratched his chin, his face a mask all of a sudden, and walked back a single step to allow it and listen.
"That the Lannisters are most likely to benefit from recent events is what concerns me most," Ser Garlan said, glancing at Duquesne, "I would ask you to intercede on our behalf with your Canadian allies. They have not said what they plan to do with me or those others captured from King Renly's camp."
"A reasonable request," Father ruled, turning his head towards the Canadian. That no challenge to the idea of the Canadians as allies was made gave Jon some pause.
Duquesne took his hand away from his face. "I have not said because I have not decided yet," he replied, "What we can do with prisoners is heavily restricted by our laws. As I've said, no harm will come to you. Except if you try to attack us and escape with weapons."
Jon knew at once what this was about. "But you will not negotiate ransoms," he said, "Am I correct?"
Duquesne frowned. "Money is not our main objective," he said, "I will consult my darion at Harrenhal about the decision. Until then, there will be no negotiations about ransoms or anything else."
Jon could not judge himself surprised by that. After all, Lord Lannister had just handed the Canadians fifty thousand gold dragons, a sum that could go far for a number of warriors smaller than a thousand.
Eddard straightened his back slightly, the action drawing Jon's notice. "Lord Duquesne, Ser Garlan's request is honourable," he said, "Would you at least say if ransom is a likely prospect?"
Duquesne's blue eyes flashed with annoyance. "It is not," he admitted, "My darion is even less interested in gold than I am. What we want is peace and cooperation against the Others. But not at any cost. Until the Reach and Stormland regions make peace with Canada, no prisoners will be released. This is the same position I had for the Lannisters, and that is the reason you are free today."
Father breathed out quietly, frustration apparent only to Jon, but gave the Canadian a small bow of the head before looking to Ser Garlan. "Such answers are all I can gather for you," he said, "My apologies, ser."
Ser Garlan bowed at the waist. "Your reputation for honour is nonetheless justified, Your Grace. I shall leave you now to your family."
Eddard returned the bow graciously and on straightening up, his eyes flickered towards the doors once more. Towards Val. His brow knit with some unknown feeling that even Jon could not identify.
As Ser Garlan withdrew inside, Val stepped out, drawing all eyes now as a beautiful woman was wont to do. Father folded both his hands atop his cane in front of him, watching her move closer. She stopped a few paces away and the two stared at one another a moment.
A moment too long for Jon, for whom the event was like standing on nettles. "Val, this is my father, Eddard Stark," he said, "Father, this is Val, granddaughter of Mors Umber… and my wife."
Father's expression did not change. "I had heard of this from Lord Tywin too," he said, looking between Jon and Val, "Legitimised, made Lord of Moat Cailin and given a wife to forge the peace between Robb and the wildlings. I cannot say I would have imagined such a strange turn for your life, Jon."
"Not so strange," Val replied with utter calm, to Jon's dread, "The blood of 'wildlings' runs through your veins, King Stark. You are a descendant of Bael the Bard, through the son he had on the daughter of Brandon Stark."
Father's mouth wobbled with amusement.
"Bael the Bard was killed by that son, my ancestor," Eddard Stark said with no small amount of pride, "Blood is not everything. Loyalty to a principle, loyalty to a people, that means much too."
Val shifted her weight, something Jon noticed she did when she knew she was on the losing side of an argument and was about to shift her own. "I have sworn oaths to keep to the peace and of marriage to your son," she said, "And I am the mother of your grandchild. Betraying you would be betraying myself, my child and the gods."
A good counter. His jaw clenched, Jon waited for the reaction.
Eddard Stark leaned on his cane, looking her over. "Truly?" he said.
"Confirmed by Maester Carden of Darry," Jon said, mouth freed and chest swelling with pride, "I will be a father within the year."
A sigh later and a wide smile broke across Eddard Stark's face as she stepped forward and took Val's hand. "Then you are family," he stated, "And today will be the last time I doubt your word, until such a time you give me cause to."
Val gave a sharp nod, and looked to Jon. "That's better," she allowed.
Lord Duquesne laughed loudly, taking amusement from the whole thing. "If only you knew what it took for him to accept the marriage," he said in explanation, before holding out his hand, "Your family is waiting inside."
The great hall of Hayford was barely worthy of the name and it was mostly empty, but it reminded Jon of Winterfell's own nonetheless. The same smokey smell tinged with meats and herbs transported him back home for a moment as Duquesne led the way inside.
It was like home in more ways than that.
Looking over some raven message, Queen Stark sat at the grand table at the end of the space, Robb and Sansa standing to either side of her to read over her shoulder. Theon was there too, sitting on the end of the table and playing with an arrow.
At other tables, a great collection of different peoples were going about their own business.
The prisoners were at their own table near the door, Ser Garlan under guard by two Free Folk warriors along with Ser Robar Royce and Brienne of Tarth. Canadian civilians were at a few more tables, placing their things into 'back-packs' for the journey back to Harrenhal. The infant Lady Ermesande Hayford was upon the knee of her nurse at yet another table, being fed mashed vegetables.
Yet all stopped what they were doing as Lord Duquesne entered.
Queen Catelyn was the first to look up and notice, and as all others began pausing their own activities, she gathered her skirt and practically jumped from her seat. By the time the whole room was quiet, the slapping of her riding boots on the stone floor echoed loudly as she ran to Father.
Catelyn Stark almost bowled Eddard over as they embraced. "My lord husband," she said, weeping, "You're alive…" Sansa and Robb followed close afterwards, Theon moving more casually.
It was Father's turn to water at the eyes when Sansa arrived. "My daughter," he breathed, bringing her into the embrace followed by her brother, "Robb…" The four of them remained tangled and weeping quietly.
Jon felt indecent watching it. He wanted to join in… but still he could not. Despite all that had happened, the bitterness about it rose in his throat. Val must have noticed, for she took his hand and squeezed. He felt better at once, but not as he was before.
Duquesne stepped by and raised his voice in his own tongue, commanding his people, before switching to Common. "Everyone out!" he said, "Give the Starks some privacy. Guards, bring the prisoners to the guesthouse front room for now."
The hall began emptying quickly, mostly by the main door though Lady Hayford was lifted gurgling to the staircase to retire to her own room above.
The height of Brienne of Tarth soon loomed by, drawing the attention of all Starks for a moment as she went away. Ser Garlan went with her, unnoticed by all save Jon.
Ser Robar stopped briefly. "King Eddard," he said, "I am Ser Robar Royce. My father speaks very highly of you, and I believe my brother stayed at Winterfell as he went to the Wall."
"Well met," Father replied from the arms of his wife, "My condolences for your brother, and Lord Renly… Are you being treated well?"
The knight of the Vale frowned but nodded. "We are well fed and housed, even allowed the right to send ravens, though the messages must be written in the presence of one of the Canadians and they love ordering us about in a very unlordly manner…"
Duquesne cleared his throat. "Renly Baratheon had some unlordly manners," he responded, "Your king demanded we submit or be subject to death and rape. You were there when it happened. You didn't object." He stuck out a thumb and pointed with it to the door. "Move."
Ser Robar's face went red with hostility, but his eyes traced towards the rifle hanging from the front of Duquesne's armour and he obeyed. Father had noticed the attention and looked as well. Jon was by now used to that reaction. We really must have weapons of the like for our own…
Lord Duquesne indicated to Theon with a flat hand next. "You too," he said, "You're not a Stark."
Theon snorted and stuck his chin out towards Jon. "Neither is Jon Snow," he said, "Or his wildling."
The Canadian leader gestured to the door, other hand on the grip of his weapon, eyes ablaze with impatience. The invitation was clear to all; leave or be thrown out. Theon's courage did not extend to challenging the man and he sulked away through the door. Jon felt a certain satisfaction in being allowed to stay. Mayhaps it is not all like it was before Father went south.
Duquesne sighed. "I will leave now," he said, "As I said before, you're free to stay here tonight until your host arrives tomorrow. We'll make the keep available to you."
He looked to Father too. "I will bring Maester Carden over in an hour or two to take a look at your leg," he said, "As healers go, he's one of the best, on this world at least."
Father's brow rose sharply at the reminder the man in front of him was not from the world he had been born on. Or perhaps it was the change of tone, going from menace to care so quickly.
Lord Duquesne held out Ice, the Valyrian steel still sheathed. Father took it, reaching out from under Queen Catelyn's embrace and gave a small nod of thanks.
"Thank you, Lord Duquesne," the Queen said, "You have kept your word."
"I suppose I did," the Canadian frowned. He gave the strange Canadian salute to King and Queen both, before turning on his heel and leaving, his men closing the door behind him.
"He is not pleased," Jon declared, "By what, I do not know." Robb made a noise of agreement from his throat, but Father smiled once more as they finally untangled from their web of embraces.
"It is good to see you all," he said, looking over all of them, "Though I can scarcely believe that you came here without the host. We are under the roof of a keep that a man who claims to be from another world has taken by force of arms. Are you not afraid that our reunion could be the beginning of another captivity?"
"Captain Duquesne would not use such a means to capture us, Father," Robb said, shaking his head, "He has no need to, and the laws of his land would see him punished for it."
"Or so he claims," Val added.
"We must remain wary," Queen Catelyn agreed, "He has shown a willingness to act on his own whims too. On the way south, he attacked a large group of men going to the Wall with Yoren of the Night's Watch, thinking they were raiding a village. Arya was there, disguised as a boy with Yoren…"
Jon grit his teeth. He still did not understand the Canadian thinking in what had happened at Sept-in-the-Woods.
"Gods!" Father interrupted, "Please tell me she lives? Why is she not here?"
"She was not killed in the battle," Jon explained, "But Yoren sent her away with a group of others. We have sent riders out to find her, but they have not returned yet."
"The Riverlands are still in chaos," Robb added, "We hope she will head for Riverrun or Harrenhal… but banditry has no doubt begun in earnest."
Father's face was stormy, his knuckles white as he clutched the top of his cane. "We shall have to reward Yoren greatly for his service to our house," he said, his voice level, "Assuming he too still lives?"
"He does," Queen Catelyn said, "He is in much disfavour with the Canadians, as they had commanded him back to the Wall but he came with us after he brought news of the Canadian attack. It is they who now command the Night's Watch, what is left of it."
King Eddard nodded, his face grave. "They care not for the traditions of a realm that is not their own," he said, turning to Jon, "Is that how you came to be here? Did they release you from your vows?"
Jon felt a pang of guilt, though it was numb and did not twist him inside as it had before he had married Val. He felt her gaze on him as he made to explain. "No, Father," he said, "I was brought as a guide."
"But you have married," Father said, "You have been given lands. I know the oath of the Watch as well as any man, these things are prohibited to you."
"I had to be convinced of that," Jon objected, "Lord Duquesne made the argument that with the Others' return, I had to decide between the parts of my oath to the Watch. That by accepting Val as my bride and the lordship of Moat Cailin, I was doing more of a service to them than I was by remaining a simple brother at the Wall." He regretted speaking at once.
Father shook his head, eyes closed in disappointment. The bottom of Jon's stomach felt like it had fallen out.
"These Canadians are slippery in their dealings, that much is clear," said King Eddard, "I do not know what threats the Canadians made to accompany such an argument, but it was wrong of you to abandon the Watch so."
Jon hung his head with shame he could barely understand. Val's hand squeezed again, but this time it did not lift him. How does he condemn me for helping to save the North?
"Father, the alternative was war with the Canadians," Robb objected on Jon's behalf, "An outcome that has brought the Lannisters and Baratheons low. The foreigners had already taken the Wall without a single man dead on their side. If you must blame anyone, blame me. I was the one who helped convince Jon to agree to the marriage and lordship."
"War with these Canadians would have been the greater wrong," Father agreed, looking to Jon, "It brings me joy to see you have position and a family of your own. But that does not make what happened right. Amends to the Watch must be made. We shall see through the Long Night, and then we shall deal with the Canadians."
Jon's head snapped up. "And then the wildlings?" he asked, "If our word to the Canadians is to be broken, then why would we keep it with the Free Folk?"
Father's eyes were pure ice when they met Jon's own. "I do not mean to break your brother's word to the Canadians," he said, "And I will give the Free Folk the chance to keep theirs to us. But if even half of what Lord Tywin has told us is true, then the Canadians are a threat the likes of which the realm has not seen since Aegon the Conqueror and his dragons."
Val let out a little laugh beside Jon. "The Canadians are mighty, but they are not conquerors," she said, "The Duquesne could have killed King Mance and ruled the clans north of the Wall, long before he knew he would be able to speak with his own queen. He did not. He could've killed your sons and taken Winterfell for his own. He did not."
The way she spoke, Jon knew that she felt Duquesne was strange for not having done either. "He could have taken the Red Keep and sat the Iron Throne," he said, "Though how long he could have kept it, I do not know."
"The Long Night may have given them reason to bide their time," Father replied carefully, "They could be waiting for us to weaken ourselves against the Others. But truthfully, I do not know. I cannot know. Not yet. So we must act as if the threat of such a plot is real, as if these foreigners are not as honourable as we are."
Catelyn Stark stepped forward, and took the hand of her husband. "There is something I would discuss," she said, glancing at Jon, "Lord Jon's name. It may well be a source of friction and rebellion in future."
Jon went from cold shame to rising warmth of anger. "Your Grace, your son granted me the name Stark with the full authority as Prince-Regent."
"I did," Robb confirmed, "Jon is my father's son. He has been loyal and has fought hard. He was at the Ruby Ford and stood beside the Canadians when they met Ser Gregor Clegane's charge. He would never harm us."
"It matters not," Queen Catelyn responded at once, "We must think of what might happen beyond our own years. Two houses with the name Stark in the same land, two claims to the same crown and throne. It is a design for northmen and rivermen to kill each other over who they think is best to have both."
She was almost apologetic. "I care not that Lord Jon has been granted title and land, he has done much to deserve it. But for the sake of future peace, he cannot have the name."
Jon's temper rose out of him, his throat clear and mouth free.
"I'm no Stark at all!" he roared back, almost unaware of what he was saying.
The looks of shock that fell across Father, Queen Catelyn and Robb's faces closed Jon's mouth at once and brought realisation of his intended meaning. He had almost admitted the full truth.
"Tell them," Val said firmly from beside him, "These kneelers will give you no peace until you do."
"Tell what?" Robb said, eyes wide with bafflement, "Jon, what do you mean you are no Stark at all? You are as much of one as I am!"
"He's not," Sansa said, "Declaring it so does not make it so."
As if his sister had slapped him, Jon wavered. He did not want to explain. How did it matter? Queen Catelyn would never accept him as a Stark anyway. But then he turned towards Father. The ice was gone, replaced by something else. Fear. The anger stoked up in him again. Why could I not know the truth?
"I know," Jon said to King Eddard, "I know who my mother was."
Father's face remained stern. "I see," he said, "How?"
"The Isle of Faces," Val answered, "The Old Gods see much and remember all. The Children showed us the past."
"Us?" Eddard asked. Val did not reply this time, simply staring.
Queen Catelyn paced away for a few steps, before turning again. "Who was she?" she pleaded. Father remained silent, but it was a silence of hesitation.
Jon knew it. "You tell the tale," he said, "You know it better."
Father took hold of his belt, head tilted back in thought. When his gaze returned to his family, he was resolved. "I suppose it can do no harm any longer," he said, "Robert is dead. So is Renly. Stannis is a long way from being king, despite having the right."
"Why would that matter?" Queen Catelyn asked, "Who is his mother?"
"Lyanna," Eddard replied.
The Queen's hands went to her mouth, her eyes bulging with shock. She understands, Jon thought, At last.
"Aunt Lyanna?" Sansa asked, her brows knit with bafflement, "But she's your sister, Father?"
"Your father is not my father," Jon explained gently, "At least, not the man who sired me."
Sansa blinked, still not understanding. Jon was not surprised. The story of Lyanna Stark was not one that he thought she would've paid much heed to. He wasn't even sure she had heard it all that often. And she certainly didn't know the details he did.
"Prince Rhaegar Targaryen," Father said, "He seduced my sister, for she did not wish to marry Robert Baratheon and she was promised that she would be part of a great change in the realm. It led to my sister's death of birth fevers and Jon's life beginning. The beginning of Aemon's life, mayhaps I should say."
Every part of Jon twisted inside at the sound of his uncle calling him by the mother-given name. It was wrong, yet right.
"Gods…" Queen Catelyn gasped.
"The Prince was plotting to overthrow Aerys," Eddard continued, "And he believed he needed a third child to do it. Some prophesy, the details of which I never learned. But his wife Elia could not have another child. So he looked elsewhere."
He looked wistfully into nothing at the back of the hall. "Rhaegar married Lyanna at Summerhall with the High Septon presiding over the ceremony and his Kingsguards as witnesses. It was only later when the war began and Lyanna wished to return home that it all soured, and she saw that he thought of her only as a means to an end."
Jon couldn't believe his ears. His father seemed to know almost as much as he did. "How do you know all this?" he asked. The only reason he knew anything was the magic of the Old Gods.
Father's eyes softened.
"My sister survived long enough to speak to me for some time. And she was provided a wet nurse. A kind woman in the service of House Dayne, Wylla. She did everything she could to save your mother, and she explained much. She overheard many things the Prince spoke of, including his intent and some talk of the prophesy."
"Targaryen madness," Queen Catelyn said, with a shake of her head in disbelief.
Aye, Jon thought, Madness indeed. "I know why you hid it, Father," he said, "My mother asked you to protect me, to keep it a secret. But I do not know why you hid it from me."
Eddard Stark gave a deep sigh. "It would do you no good to believe yourself of royal blood," he said, "The person most likely to do harm to you would be yourself."
"Better to die a brother on the Wall?" Jon asked, indignant.
"An honourable life and end for any man of the blood of House Stark," Eddard replied firmly, "Or House Targaryen."
Jon had no answer for that, as knowing what he knew now, it was entirely true. Uncle Benjen and his own namesake Maester Aemon both served with honour at the Wall. The enemy of all living men had come again, and the Watch were the vanguard against it. And Benjen had likely given his life in that cause.
"So my husband is mocked as a bastard by kneelers," Val stated, "But he is a king's son, a king himself, by your nonsense southron laws. The gods are cruel."
Jon flinched. In his dreams of late, he had seen himself upon the Iron Throne, the lords of the realm kneeling before him. But they were feverish, not to be trusted. A man's deepest desires were not things to chase, he knew.
Eddard turned to Val with stoney expression. "The laws of the realm do not say Jon is King," he said, "For one, the Targaryens were cast down for their many acts of cruelty before Jon was born. For another, a man can have only one wife, and Jon was born of a second one."
Val put a hand on her hip, eyes narrow with boisterous disagreement. "Your gods' high priest was the one who blessed the marriage, and even north of the Wall we know that the first dragonlord had two wives."
"And Elia was dead by the time I was born," Jon himself thought aloud, "Lyanna Stark was the only living wife of Rhaegar by that time."
"Aerys declared Viserys Targaryen his heir after Rhaegar died," Eddard countered, "To my knowledge, the boy yet lives, in Essos. And the marriage to Lyanna was not legal when it happened, it never existed. In the end, it matters not. We northmen, with the Valesmen and stormlord, ended Targaryen rule in Westeros. The rightful dynasty is now House Baratheon."
What if I want the name? Jon thought, before realising how foolish that was. It would do him no good. "The North is free," he said defiantly, "We owe no allegiance to House Baratheon."
Robb made a small smile, clearly agreeing, but Father frowned, many creases on his face deepening. It made him look far older than his years.
Val huffed with amusement. "So you kneelers are not so different to the Free Folk after all," she said mockingly, "The greatest man, the one who can call on the support of the chiefs, is the one who rules."
"Though not all men can claim to be great without a bloodline," Queen Catelyn responded flatly. No one replied to that.
Val scoffed. "All a bloodline means is that you are descended from the best killers and leaders of killers," she said, "And I would point out that women can kill too."
"No one doubts that in your presence, Lady Val," the Queen responded.
There was a long, awkward silence after. Who knew what to say? A long held truth had been found to be a lie, yet it held little significance beyond what had already been discussed.
Jon did not know how long it had lasted when the metallic creaking of the main doors opening sounded, revealing Princess Zheng and Lord Sayer coming inside out of the gloom of dark clouds outside.
The Princess had two wolves' heads tucked under her arms; Ghost and Greywind were desperately trying to lick her face as the three of them padded forward into the hall. Once across the threshold however, the direwolves burst out from her arms and towards the family, moving this way and that, sniffing and licking Father, Sansa, Robb and Jon himself. Ghost managed to wipe his tongue straight up Jon's cheek before moving onto Robb.
It was only then that Jon noticed that Arrel was standing with the two Canadians that had just entered, the Child of the Forest's golden eyes unnaturally large as always. No one else noticed the creature. "Father," Jon said, before indicating Arrel.
Father froze at once, ignoring Ghost's nuzzling as he stared down at the mythical being now manifest before him.
"King Eddard Stark," Arrel said, "We have much to discuss."
Eddard recovered at once. "Indeed, the Canadians have informed me you shall show me proof of the return of the Others and the Long Night."
Arrel gave a small nod, and walked through the group, the wolves and people both giving him a wide way to go as he made his way towards the main hearth. The whole group followed after him, and Jon made to do the same when Val pulled on his arm. With a slight shift of her head, she indicated something to the side.
Princess Zheng was bending down to the floor, cupping her hand open on its surface. It was a bizarre sight, made more so when a small mouse ran into her hand, and the Canadian stood up with the animal. She quickly handed the mouse over to Lord Sayer, who smiled at it and went to the exit.
Jon knew at once what it was. Skinchanger, the Canadians were spying on us.
The Elector of Vancouver met his gaze and walked over, rubbing the back of her neck. "Apologies, but it looks like Iola was afraid your father would plot to kill the Free Folk," she explained, "So she sent a mouse in here to listen to what you were saying."
Jon doubted very much it was the idea of the Free Folk warg. This has Lord Duquesne and Lord O'Neill written up and down it. "You know," he stated.
Zheng grinned. "Who knew you were that interesting?" she replied with a shrug, before leaving the room again, waving to him over her shoulder as she went.
Jon and Val both watched her go, back into the rain that had started again.
"What will the Canadians do?" Jon asked his wife, "They know."
"I could not tell you," Val replied, "But while Captain Duquesne is not a conqueror, he does not leave any advantage. He will find some way of using it, you can be sure."
Jon did not like the sound of that.
Chapter 82: The Kraken's Daughter
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THE KRAKEN'S DAUGHTER
The dark sail of the Black Wind caught every bit of the Lion's Tail gusts off Fair Isle, even with space under her deck planks full of spices and silk.
It was rigged braavo, the triangular sail allowing the longship to tack west against the north wind, out towards the open Sunset Sea away and from the coast. In a day, the longship would turn east again, the sail would go into a bad tack and the oarsmen would go to work again. Sail and oar both would take the Black Wind straight into the Iron Islands and home.
It was high noon and the sun was out, but the wind was cold enough to make Asha shiver. Summer was still around according to the maesters, last she had checked at port. Yet the winter winds were rising, that much was clear. In summer, the north wind blew only one day in four. On her journey home, it had swept down more than one day in three. Most times, it whipped up some nasty waves too, though not that day.
More practice for the oarsmen, Asha thought with amusement, bringing her furs closer around her. The greenlanders have gone to war and my father will soon bring the Iron Fleet to it.
"Ships direct ahead!" called down Hagen's daughter from the lookout atop the mast, her red hair streaming back in the wind, "Longships and cogs, side by side!"
Asha went forward to the prow, the half of the crew crowding forward too. Qarl was already up there. She climbed alongside him, giving him a pinch on the side when she got up to the top, getting a blush from him that gave her a pleasant twist inside.
The lookout wasn't wrong, there were a number of ships. "Four smaller longships, three cogs," Qarl said, having already done the count.
He was right, of course.
The longships were a natural black, made of ironwood that hadn't been seasoned long, with high prows at both bow and stern. Cheaper, more leaky, but also not the sort that would get battered to death in a storm as long as the men in it could get the water out fast.
The cogs on the other hand were a rich red-brown, the painted colour of merchants on the west coast, though its masts were the near-white Westerland pine. They had forecastles and aftcastles, but they weren't particularly tall and the main deck was in easy reach of ironborn hooks and ladders.
"Black banners on the longships," Asha noted aloud, "Red on the cogs."
"Cogs look like westerman build," Earl Harlaw growled from below.
"Could the banners be kraken banners?" Qarl asked, "Has your father started a war without you?"
Asha narrowed her eyes, trying to see anything against the black of the cloth, but they were too far. "We'll soon find out," she declared, before turning back to the assembly of her crew, "Man the oars and take up your weapons!"
"AYE!" came the response, as the men rushed about to do exactly that.
Pleased with their enthusiasm, Asha turned to Qarl. "Put up our own kraken," she said, "Might be our arrival tips the balance."
Qarl gave a single nod and went back to get her father's banner. She watched him climb up to the lookout and Hagen's daughter helped him. Soon, the golden kraken on black cloth flew from the mast above their heads, straight out from the side. Anyone seeing the Black Wind approach would know it was a Greyjoy coming.
Happy, Asha winked up at Qarl and went back up onto the prow.
Closer and closer she came to the ships. A battle was underway. The way the vessels were moving together, it was clear the cogs were grappled to the longships and there were men in the masts of both with bows and crossbows.
"It's House Codd!" Hagen's daughter shouted down, "The banners are House Codd!"
Asha's lips curled back with displeasure, the taste in her mouth like rotting fish. House Codd were untrustworthy shits, the sort who slept with their daughters and thieved anything they could, even from other ironborn. Better chance that they decided to take prizes themselves than my father ordering it, she decided, Mayhaps I'll just slip on by, let them do their own dirty work.
"They're losing!" Qarl added from the lookout, "The cogs are flying the Lion of the West!"
Asha's brow raised and she peered forwards again, finally spotting the golden lions of Casterly Rock and Lannisport on the stern of the nearest cog. The westermen on board were clearly getting the better of it, as Qarl had said. On one cog, they were holding the Codd warriors off at the rails. From another, they were dropping a large stone onto the deck of the smallest of the Codd longships.
House Codd, shits who don't know how to fight. Asha knew she couldn't let it get back to Lannisport that the ironborn had attacked Lannister ships, and worse, that they had been fended off so easily.
Asha searched for the battle the Codd men were winning. "Bring us alongside the easternmost cog!" Asha commanded over her shoulder, "We'll help with that one then move onto the others!"
"Codd men can't help themselves!" Hagen roared from the rudder as he turned it, "So we'll take all the glory!" His daughter cackled from the lookout and the crew rumbled out a laugh too, though it was short lived as the sweeping of the oars took their attention back quickly.
Asha tapped the wood of the prow with her fingers impatiently. It was taking more time to get close to the fight than she wanted, the tack was now too close to the wind to help. Long enough that the longship that had a rock dropped on it sunk beneath the waves. She recognised it now as the Rockfish, the only one of House Codd's vessels to survive the war with the greenlanders the last time.
Her own Black Wind came up on the battle she had ordered it to join. Two longships, neither of which she recognised, attacking the cog Kayce's Grace from starboard and port. The Codd men were on the main deck already, but they were getting shot from either end of the merchant before they could climb the castles.
"We'll go alongside the nearest longship!" Asha shouted back to her crew, "Then across her deck and up the ladders to help."
"AYE!" came the shouted reply. Qarl scrambled down the ropes from the mast and took his longsword in hand, giving her a wink. Winking back, Asha picked up her own shield from its place and her own sword, giving it a swing for good measure. When she returned her attention to the fight ahead, she barely got her shield up in time.
Archers on the mast of the Codd longship turned and loosed three arrows at her. Two thrummed past her head, another deflected off the boss of her shield and skittered to the ground at her feet.
"Change of plan!" Asha shouted, "Kill the Codds!"
The men replied by throwing down their oars and taking up their weapons. In a moment, the archers were shot out of the mast by Hagen's daughter and Rook. As the Black Wind came alongside the much smaller longship that the archers were on, the hooks were thrown, the lines tightened and crew jumped onto its deck.
Asha joined her crew on the other ship and stepped over their broken bodies, as the few Codd men left were cut to pieces. A second later, she was scaling the ladder slung over the cog's side, making it onto her third ship in as many breaths before any of the other crew.
As soon as she swung herself onto deck, she spotted Left-Hand Lucas, shouting at his men to rally to him on the other side. They were putting together a ragged shieldwall two-men deep, a line of fish sigils forward like they were a school of cod floating in the air. Their full-helms were old ones looted during the last war, Asha recognised the type from when the westerlands men arrived at Pyke. Corpses and injured men lay in various places, all of them ironborn.
A quick glance around and Asha confirmed the Lannister men on the fore and aft castles were still alive and peering down, the movement of their shoulders telling that they were reloading crossbows. The longbows at the top of the mast couldn't shoot down. Not a lot of time.
"Greyjoy!" Lucas snarled from under his helm, brown eyes ablaze.
Asha couldn't credit why the man was so hostile, but it didn't overly matter. Her crew was swinging their legs over the rail and joining her now, and they had numbers.
"Fishhead!" she called back with a grin, "Can't say I understand why you decided to have your little pricks shoot at me as I came up, but I'm going to teach you some fucking manners with this axe!" She gave her weapon a little wave in front of her. Qarl and the others jeered at the Codds, all of whom bared their teeth in anger.
"You've a bounty on your head," Lucas called back, "King Euron will pay me a fat purse to bring you back alive!"
Asha's heart wrenched in her chest, her skin feeling cold like she had just taken a jump into the sea by the Wall. She had to stop herself falling back against the rail.
King Euron? It could mean only one thing; her father was dead. An easy thing to believe, because Balon Greyjoy would never have sent the Codds out to attack Lannister ships alone or even permitted it to happen. Anger bubbled up to her head. I'll skin my uncle alive with a rusty flensing knife.
Her shock and anger must've shown on her face, as Lucas' men got their turn to jeer. Hot anger turned to cold hatred in Asha, and it recovered her senses. "Lannister men!" she called up to the aftcastle, "I am Asha Greyjoy! Mind if we help you get these rotten fish off your deck?"
There was a pause before the answer. "Doesn't look like we've much choice, does it?!" called back a voice with a Lannisport twang, "Loose!"
A volley of bolts whipped down at the Codd men, and trapped between guarding against Asha's crew and crossbows, many found their mark. Nearly a half dozen of Lucas' men dropped writhing to the wet wood at his feet.
Perfect. Asha sprung forward, shield and axe up, heart racing for the fight.
She skirted the cog's mast and went straight for Left-Hand himself. He wasn't stupid enough to flinch and met her charge on his own shield. Being a man and larger than she was, there was no way Lucas would be moved by sheer force. As their two shields were about to strike, she kicked out with her foot at the very bottom edge of his, forcing it down and into his knee.
Left-Hand Lucas stumbled back a half step, and Asha got her axe over the top of his shield. Wrenching it back, he was pulled out of the shieldwall. Just in time for the rest of her crew to wade in. Qarl joined her, sliding by Asha's shoulder to thrust his longsword. Lucas flinched back, but the tip met eye and the man screamed, dropping onto his side and letting go his weapons to clutch his wound.
Their leader exposed and a gap in their line, the Codd shieldwall collapsed as the Black Wind's deadliest warriors made short work of it. Most of the warriors survived for the moment by jumping over the side to escape back to their other longboat.
It was the last one.
As Asha made it to the rail they had just jumped over, she saw the other longships fleeing and the corpses of the Codd warriors that had tried to take the other cogs being tossed overboard. She grimaced, not having expected the greenlanders to put up such a good fight. Codds or not, the West is even more formidable a foe than they were when my uncles burned their fleet.
She looked around, finding Fingers and Lorren Longaxe hauling Left-Hand Lucas to his feet again… and the Lannister captain emerging from behind the aftcastle's heavy doors, his heavy helm revealing only green eyes and the bottom of his chin.
The sound of boots hitting deck rumbled for a few breaths as Asha's crew rearranged themselves to face the Lannister men also stepping out. They were well equipped with small bucklers, armoured vambraces and helms like their captain's own.
Ironborn and Westerman soon stared at each other across the deck and a layer of corpses. Hopefully not an omen.
"Well now, Greyjoy," the captain drawled, "This is a situation."
"Aye, we have you outnumbered," Asha jibed, "And unlike the Codds, we do know how to stick a greenlander with a blade." A hearty laugh erupted from her men at that reply, and Lannister blades freed themselves from scabbards and belts.
"Maybe you do," the captain admitted, "But we've already sent a raven back to Lannisport, before you showed up. The Old Lion and the King both will know we were attacked by ironborn, and will know nothing of your aid."
"What makes you think we care if they know?" Asha said, "We heard at Oldtown, your lord is getting his soft bits handed to him by northmen, foreigners and wildlings."
The Lannister sailors laughed this time. "Then you have been out of port too long," the captain said, not sharing the laughter, "The Hand has made peace with the North and the foreigners. The Reachmen are defeated. We sail for the Shadow Tower and the Wall to deliver victuals and weapons to the Watch, one of the terms of our treaty… So if Lord Lannister wishes it, he could direct our fleet to your isles with a host. How well did that work out for you last time?"
The crew of the Black Wind groaned and hissed, but had no coherent answer. But Left-Hand Lucas did.
"King Euron foresaw this, greenlander!" the surviving Codd shouted, still clutching his ruined eye, "The Kraken will drag the Lion 'neath the waves!"
Asha clenched her fist around the handle of her shield behind her back, liking neither man's statement. One war at a time. There aren't enough of us to fight any more than that.
"King Euron is no true kraken!" she roared at Lucas, before turning to the Lannister, "And we have no quarrel with you, westerman. So unless you want to be gutted like these Codds, you'll go back inside and let us be on our way."
"And if you would be so kind," Qarl added, with a twirl of his sword and a kick of the nearest Codd corpse, "Send another raven back to the Rock to explain we helped?"
The captain said nothing, his hand going for his sword and his eyes searching the Black Wind's crew. Waiting for the response, Asha brought her shield around the front of her again, her skin itching. Either they'd be chasing down the other Codd ships in a few minutes or they'd be fighting and dying while news of her return made it closer to Uncle Euron.
At last, the captain made his decision, showing it by waving his crew back into the aftcastle. They stepped inside one pace at a time, never turning their back. The doors closed sharply and the clatter of wood bracing being put back in place told that they were ready either to let Asha and her warriors go… or to defend their vessel against them.
"Let's get off this tub," she declared, gesturing to Lucas, "Bring that sack of rotten guts with us."
"We're not taking the ship?" Hagen asked in confusion, tugging his beard with a bloody hand. A question most of her crew had too, if their twisted mouths showed anything.
"No," Asha responded to all of them, grabbing Lucas Codd by his hair and pulling him up, "Left-Hand here said Euron is back on the Isles and calling himself a King. That means my father is dead, and I doubt my other uncles have just let Euron take the crown. We must go, sink the other Codd ships to the bottom and get to Pyke."
And win the war that my uncles obviously haven't won on their own.
Chapter 83: Arya
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It felt like Arya hadn't eaten in months.
The first night she and the others fled from the Canadians, they lost three of their mounts in the dark in a moment.
They had been riding across a washed out road, the moonlight barely enough through the tree branches, when the animals stumbled into a trough in the ground and broke their legs. With a yip of surprise and her heart jumping, Arya was thrown off her donkey. She rolled as she landed, the way she was taught by Syrio when having to hit the ground. She managed to get away with nothing more than bruises down her side.
The donkeys filled the air with their screams of pain. Afraid of attracting attention, Jaqen and Gendry killed two of them quickly. Arya refused to let either of them kill her donkey. She did it herself, asking Jaqen where to stick it with Needle. It didn't seem right to let it stay in pain, but she was sick with guilt for a long time after.
Taking turns on the remaining mounts, Jaqen H'ghar took the group far west for days on end until they reached a large river. They swam across by stuffing wood into their packs and floating over it, the water not too cold. Once that had been done and they had spent a day drying off, they went north along the west bank.
All the while, they avoided any place they might run into men. That meant moving from woodland to woodland, watching the lanes for some time before using them… and avoiding where there would be food too. Most days, Jaqen didn't allow them to take from the fields, even though they passed by full harvests more often than not.
Arya wasn't fond of carrots, but when they were finally allowed to pluck some from a field, she chomped them without washing them properly. The crunch was oddly fun and the taste sweeter even with the slightly bitter dirt mixed in.
Sometimes it rained heavily and Jaqen used that opportunity to move with less care. "Men do not like rain and cannot see as well in it," he stated when Hot Pie complained, "A boy uses that, if he is wise." The rain was warm still, but it was still not nice to have sticky wet clothes when walking.
It was only when they reached a huge lake that could only be the God's Eye that Arya realised something; she could've went north on the Kingsroad and made it to Robb's host.
Raising it with Jaqen, he told her simply that it was more likely the Canadians would have caught her first. She wasn't sure she believed that. Maybe he doesn't want to be caught by my brother or the Canadians, she thought to herself, He was in a cage, after all.
But eventually the days of walking with not enough food wore everyone down. Even Gendry, the strongest looking boy Arya had ever seen, was getting thin and wasn't pressing forward the way he had where everyone else but the foreigner was struggling. Hot Pie looked like he had sweat out half of his plumpness, and looked just like a normal boy with a round face.
When they were breaking camp on the shores of the God's Eye, it was finally too much.
"Enough," Gendry declared to Jaqen at last one morning, as he was hurrying them all to pack up and move on, "We need to stop and we need to eat more than scraps." The others shouted in complaint and agreement.
Arya was too tired to add her own voice, she just nodded in support.
Jaqen gave a little frown, glancing at their remaining animals. "A boy does not know the danger of a place of war," he said, "But he is right to say to eat. A man will butcher the mounts." He looked to Hot Pie. "A boy will cook the flesh and all shall eat as walking."
The face of her donkey as she stuck Needle into him flashed in Arya's mind.
"No!" she objected, the word bursting out of her regardless of how tired she was, "It's not fair! Leave the donkeys alone!"
"Aye," Gendry agreed, "Not enough of the meat today will keep to get us far."
"We're in the Riverlands now," Arya added, "We should just go to a village and ask for help, the Canadians won't follow us across the river."
Jaqen glared. "A girl knows not what such men will do," he said, "Stopping is unwise."
"I don't care!" Arya insisted, "A girl let you out of your cage, but I'm dirty, tired and hungry. These are the lands where my mother is from. They will not hurt us for no reason!"
"The foreigners would've caught us by now," Hot Pie wheezed as he rose from the ground, "Can we not go to the nearest village?"
Jaqen scowled at them all, running his fingers through his grey and red hair. After a few moments, he breathed out a deep sigh. Arya smiled. She knew he had been defeated.
"A man shall not argue, but owes a debt and cannot leave either. Very well. He will take a girl and a boy to the nearest village, but attention always. And if bad things happen, a girl must look to herself for the blame."
"Attention always," Arya quickly agreed, glad at even the smallest chance that they might get some peace.
The man stared for a breath or two, then picked up his own pack. They left their camp and moved along the shore. At around noon, the Isle of Faces rose on the horizon, just a dark shape. Arya wondered about the place. No one ever visited. It seemed strange, as the isle was close enough for a small boat to get to it. Why is there no lord of the Isle? she thought.
A few hours later and they came upon a village, wandering out of the nearby woods and almost stumbling across it. Smoke rose from the houses, animals stayed in their pens… Arya felt a weight rise off her shoulders at the sight of it.
Tarber went ahead a little, shoving past Arya as she fumed at his back. He was shorter than Gendry, thinner than Hot Pie, and wore tunics with leather at the elbows and wrists like her father's kennelmaster at Winterfell. All she knew was that he was the son of a huntsman in the Kingswood.
Tarber smirked back and slapped Hot Pie on the shoulder. "Race you in there!" he teased, before taking to his feet and running towards the village.
Hot Pie laughed and followed at the fastest speed he could muster.
Arya and Gendry exchanged glances and took a step forward to join them, when hands reached and grabbed their shoulders. Jaqen stood between them, stopping them moving forward.
"Foolish boys," he said, "A village has no people to see, no guard to raise alarm at the sight of strangers."
Arya turned her head to look for what he was talking about, and saw the man was right. She quickly pulled out Needle, searching for a trap. She saw no one and took a pace forward to see by the houses on the outside.
Jaqen smiled and put a hand on her shoulder to stop her. "A girl is no fool," he said, "Even if she has much to learn."
"A boy says we should rescue those two before they get killed," Gendry said flatly, taking his hammer up with one hand and pulling on his bull's head helm with the other, "How about now, aye?"
Jaqen responded by pulling out a sword. "Indeed," he said, and led the way. Arya followed, having to jog to keep up with the longer legs of the two men. As soon as they rounded the houses at the edge of the village, she spied Tarber and Hot Pie in the middle of the buildings, by a small shrine to the New Gods.
Arya jogged over, taking the lead now, skidding to a halt beside the two. The ground was wet and she stuck her tongue out in disgust when she realised why.
It was blood, and it was fresh.
Hot Pie went to his knees in terror before the shrine, while Tarber looked all around at the corpses of men. Some just looked like smallfolk. Others wore armour, but no sigils. All were dead, battered in the head or carved open.
Arya glanced back at Jaqen, who was giving her a look that said 'I told you so' in the most annoying way.
"Westerlands armour," Gendry said, picking up a piece that had been discarded, "Lannisport-pattern helm, only they have the neck and cheek guards. Though Master Mott says the Reachmen favour the pattern too now." His face was all scrunched up, and his eyes avoided the bodies.
"Lannisters," Hot Pie moaned, his face aghast.
"A boy knows much," Jaqen agreed, referring to Gendry, before pointing at the lake, "No women, no children here. Taken to the boats. It is time to gather food and quickly. This battle is not old, those who fought it were driven off but are not far."
The sound of hooves beating the ground rumbled from behind. Arya and everyone else turned to see nearly a hundred men riding on horse and large mules down the road leading through the woods.
Leading them was a young man with red-gold hair, a dirty black cloak with frayed white stars stitched into it and a black shield with a lightning bolt across the front in purple.
Arya knew a noble's sigil when she saw one, but she struggled to remember which house it belonged to. Southron houses were not her favourite subject with Maester Luwin.
Alongside the leader was a taller, older and fatter man wearing grey chainmail over fire-red robes, his head shaved.
It mattered little, as the hundred split into three groups and came in from all three roads to surround her group of friends, trapping them against the lake. Hot Pie scrambled to his feet and ducked behind Jaqen,
"What have we here?" mocked another man from atop his horse to the side, "Dirty armed brats? Looting the dead, are we?" Arya glanced and saw the man looking down a long nose at her, a wide smile beaming that made her feel uneasy about his intentions.
"Seeking shelter," Jaqen answered, laying his sword against his shoulder, "A man gives his word."
Eyes went to the man like he hadn't just been standing there, and turned as cold as a winter blizzard. Arya felt a chill herself at how quickly they seemed to mislike the sight of Jaqen.
"A man is dangerous," the red robed man declared, "Those are killers' eyes, or I'm a goat."
"Mayhaps," the leader said, "Though they are children. Mostly. We have them well caught, let us not get too hasty in our dealings simply because our blood is up."
The long nosed one spat to the side. "Our blood is up because of deserters," he said, "Dead deserters. Could be these are their hangers-on."
"The singer is right," the red-robed man stated, "Who are you?"
"Who are you?!" Arya asked defiantly in reply, her voice breaking a little. The whole host gave up a loud laugh, and she grit her teeth. They know I'm a girl.
"We are the Brotherhood without Banners, girl," the leader said, "And you are in a village that is not your own, standing over corpses with weapons. So we ask again, who are you?"
"Nobody," Gendry said, holding up his hand to show he meant no harm, "Just some people looking to get away from the fighting. We're not with any deserters. We're hungry and dirty from traipsing through woods, avoiding roads to avoid the like of that."
The red robed man snorted. "You came in the wrong direction then, I think. These lands are full of desperate men or those enjoying themselves before the riverlords return from the capital."
"Trying and failing," said the long-nosed man with a chuckle that spread to his fellows.
They say they're out killing deserters, Arya said,
"Aye," Gendry agreed, "But it seemed better than sticking around King's Landing."
The men on horses exchanged looks. Arya felt itchy, like she was standing on hot coals and needed to be anywhere else.
"True, most like," said the leader, grinning, "But admitting you're from King's Landing does not help your cause, unfortunately." He pointed with his sword to Jaqen. "I really must know who this man is. My friend is a priest of the One True God. He says you are a killer, I must take note."
"A man is like the boy," Jaqen answered, "Nobody." He had even imitated Gendry's accent a little.
"There are men who introduce themselves as such," the red robed man, "Assassins from Braavos."
At the word assassins, many of the riders levelled spears forward. Gendry raised his hammer and Arya pointed Needle, but it looked hopeless. There are too many!
"Just tell them your name," Arya hissed at Jaqen, "Tell them you are not an assassin!"
"No."
Arya blinked in confusion. "Why not?"
"Because these will accept no answer now, and a man will not return to a cage."
"What are you talking about?" the long nosed man demanded, "Throw down those weapons!"
"I must ask that you do as my man here says," the leader added, "You will not be harmed."
"Look friends, all we want is safe passage north," Gendry said, trying his best to calm things down. He got no answer.
Arya squirmed. She had no idea what these men would do to her, and there were too many for Jaqen to deal with himself. Killed, sold to the Lannisters, or worse… "We just want to get to Riverrun!" she shouted, "We're not looters or killers."
The riders were about to advance again, but their leader held up a hand to halt them. "Why Riverrun?" the red-gold haired leader asked, head cocked slightly to the side, "Who do you know there, girl?"
Arya opened her mouth to explain, but her head caught up and she snapped it shut again. She couldn't tell these strangers who she was. They were not her father's bannermen, they were brigands on the road. "No one," she said, though that was no better.
"Lots of nobodies and no ones," the red robed man remarked, pulling out a skin to take a drink, "We should take them. Something tells me it will be interesting."
"Aye," the leader sighed, "Dismount!"
The riders began hopping off their horses and readying their weapons again. Jaqen exhaled a breath in annoyance, and took a fighting stance of his own, holding his sword above his head to strike.
Gendry took a few steps to the side to cover the man's exposed side, the men opposite him looking nervous at taking him on. Arya flicked Needle around, pointing it towards anyone who looked like being the first to get close, but it didn't stop any one of them.
"Oh gods," Hot Pie wept behind, "Save us!"
"Shut up, Hot Pie!" Tarber said, getting out his hunting knife and throwing it to the ground, before raising his hands to surrender. Coward!
The men closed in slowly, and Arya felt things slow down as the moment to fight approached gently. She didn't know what was going to happen, but she decided she was not going to be taken.
Gasps of horror rose from the throats of many of the riders, as a flash of grey whipped by and filled Arya's sight. A huge wolf stood between her and the men, its hackles raised in a fantastical and loud snarl, golden eye ablaze with anger. It was taller than she was, the fur on its legs wet from the water of the lake.
Where Needle failed to get the men to back off, the wolf had them scrambling rearwards in fear and shock, the horses behind them turning and fleeing. The leader and the red-robed man struggled to keep their own mounts steady and themselves in the saddle. The skin held by the second spilled red wine onto the ground and down the side of the man's clothes.
Jaqen pulled Gendry away too, closer to the water, but Arya stepped closer to the beast before he could do the same to her.
Is it? "Nymeria?" she asked.
The growls halted for a moment and the golden eye looked towards her. Arya felt her heart jump, and she dropped Needle to run forward. She ran forward and threw her arms around her direwolf's neck, nuzzling the fur. Nymeria gave a little grunt and nudged with her nose, as if to say she was busy, but Arya hung on and tears poured out of her eyes.
"I knew you were alive…" she said, "How big you are!"
"Arya!" Gendry shouted, "What are you doing?!" She looked up again and saw every man present staring at her like she had three heads. She let out a little chuckle. It was funny, somehow.
"This is my wolf!" she responded, "This is Nymeria!"
"Truly?" Jaqen asked, just as shocked as everyone else.
Arya didn't answer, but stood clear of the direwolf. She stood up straight and pointed at the ground. "Nymeria! Sit!"
The wolf tilted her head, like it didn't know why she was being asked to do so, but sat down regardless. Arya smirked in triumph. Let them try to take me now!
"Lady Arya?!" came a strong voice from the crowd of men. One stocky warrior shoved his way to the front and took off his helmet, revealing a clean shaven face and kind eyes.
Arya recognised him at once, but did not know his name. "You're one of my father's guards!" she said, "What are you doing here?"
"Harwin, aye!" the man replied with a smile, "How are you here?!"
"You know this girl?" the red robed man asked, his voice strained.
Harwin laughed and nodded, sticking his spear into the ground and stepping forward until Nymeria growled again to stop him. "Arya, this is Ser Beric Dondarrion and Thoros of Myr," he said, "Your father sent us out here to hunt the Mountain."
"He did?" she asked. Harwin nodded and her heart soared. They are my father's men!
"Who is she?" the red-robed man asked, though Ser Beric was already smiling too.
Harwin turned to explain. "Thoros, this is Arya Stark."
Like magic, all the men lowered their swords and looked at her with different, softer faces. Gendry, Hot Pie and Tarber gawped like they had seen her walk around on her hands while juggling with her feet.
"Well then, Lady Arya," Ser Beric said, "We shall have to get you to Riverrun, won't we?"
Chapter 84: The Queen Upon The Wall
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Dalla had seen a ship for the first time in her life when she was twelve, visiting Hardhome with her mother. Rowan had been called there by the firekeepers, the most respected woodswitches north of the Wall. Dalla and Val had been brought along simply because they had never seen the sea.
They had watched Rowan tell a whole tribe that their people were never coming back, that the Essosi ships with 'harpies', goat-headed men, dancing naked women or moons on their sails had taken the people into slavery. Taken to be forced to work, to fight, to fuck at the bidding of men that made the kneelers look kind and generous.
It had almost led to a battle, as the warning had come too late… Only the arrival of more ships in the bay stopped it. That time the tribes threw the Essosi back into the sea. The reputation of traders coming to the coast to buy furs was destroyed. But Dalla did not forget the sight of the black and red hulls, like the largest longhalls ever built except upside down, with huge cloths strung up on 'masts' the size of tall trees to catch the wind.
The next time she saw ships, she was the one instructing the tribes.
It was soon after she had met Mance. His efforts to bring the tribes together to fight their way south had finally brought most of the forest and coast clans to his tent. But there were many who did not believe in Mance, could not believe the Wall could be breached or the Bridge of Skulls stormed. They ended up on the same shore, this time begging to be taken by the slavers.
Dalla had failed to convince those people. Some of them had been the same clans that Rowan had talked to. She did not accept it. She had Tormund Giantsbane and Rattleshirt attack to stop the clans boarding the ships. Their men fought while their women and children boarded. That is how feared the Others are, she would remind herself each time she thought of it.
Now at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea, Dalla was seeing ships for the third time and it didn't make her feel any better. Their sails had mermaids, burning stone towers, giant men or they were purple like a seedpod flower. Their shapes were different, some of them were bigger and longer.
Ships to take thousands of warriors to the south for the war.
Now she felt like the clanmothers, sending their folks into the ships to an unknown future. Her gut twisted and her throat clenched at the thought. The babe in her belly kicked and squirmed, somehow knowing her thoughts were disturbed.
Nothing like ten thousand had gone with the slavers. Never at one time had the Free Folk lost so many in battle either, except when they invaded the Starklands. If I am wrong, this time, I will be the one who has gotten more of us killed foolishly than anyone before.
The arrival of the ships had already cost lives.
Many clans and tribes had gathered below the Wall, their menfolk north of it and the women and children south of it. The selected clans allowed by the Canadians to cross south were guarding the tunnel, and the Shivering Sea clans guarded the way by water, the same way they had taken Eastwatch as the Canadians took Castle Black. Everywhere was noise and argument.
"Who would be going south?" was the question no one had an answer to.
Except Mance. And he kept that to himself.
Now, someone else with the answer had come to the Kingdom of the Wall and Gift.
The clan chiefs had assembled in the bay of Eastwatch, tiny compared to Hardhome's own but enough to fit the hundred ships that had tied together. Many little boats were being rowed out from them. Inside, kneeler warriors sat, weapons drawn and carrying the banners with a Merman stitched on them.
Manderly, Dalla knew.
She and Mance stood with Tormund, Harma Dogshead, Morna Whitemask, Styr of the Thenns and Rowan, backed by Free Folk warriors. All of them so grim that their faces were absolutely blank. To the side, the Crow commander sat on his horse with a few men of his own, permitted to watch. Mormont looked even more grim. Dalla wasn't surprised. Of the Crows of Eastwatch before the attack, only the maester and a few 'warriors' had survived.
The kneeler longboats touched the black sand and the men jumped out, hands on their weapons but not drawn or pointed at anyone. They grouped up and went forward over the sand, then the foam and then the snow. A leafless branch was raised by a boy over his head by a boy in front to show they meant no harm.
Directly behind the boy was a tall man with a grey beard and grey eyes, broad shouldered and covering in silver armour that seemed to flow around him. He held a helm under his arm, crowned with pearl and with a beard of its own with black and green gems.
Dalla could scarcely believe her eyes. Such wealth was something she had never seen before, and this kneeler was walking around in it. All the worse that every single man with him was wearing scales and helms of steel. They have so much yet could never have accepted us south of the Wall before...
"I am Ser Marlon Manderly," the tall man declared to the chieftains, eyes looking for Mance among them and not finding an obvious person, "I understand you have wights for me." His tone was not arrogance or fury, the sort of thing anyone would expect from a kneeler warrior. But it boomed out anyway, and lots of gazes went to the wicked looking blades at the man's hip.
There was a murmur among the chiefs. Mance gestured for them to be quiet without success and went forward three steps. Dalla made two forwards of her own, feeling short of breath at the idea of getting closer to the swords. But she couldn't let Mance go alone… And maybe the knight would think twice of opening him up if she stepped in front of him.
"I understand that you are to take my warriors south to fight your enemies," Mance replied.
"Mance Rayder?" Ser Marlon asked.
"King Mance," Dalla interjected, "King of Wall and Gift."
Mance turned to her with a smirk and a raised eyebrow. She returned a look that said make them use your titles.
The knight's green eyes moved to her, face still emotionless despite the outburst. "And you are?"
"Dalla, formerly of House Umber, daughter of Rowan," Mance replied this time, "Queen upon the Wall, mother of my child."
With a glance at her belly, Ser Marlon Manderly's eyebrows scaled his forehead into his grey-and-brown hair. He recovered quickly. "Very well," he said, "I am commanded to bring however many of your… warriors to Maidenpool as I can, but I am only to do so if you hand over more proof that the Others have returned."
The chiefs' murmurs became a roar of complaint. Dalla turned and waved her hands out. After a moment, the noise quieted. The council had agreed to let Mance do the speaking this, but she knew they would need a reminder now and then.
"We'll hand over the wights as soon as the warriors have been loaded onto the ships," Mance declared, "Else what would stop you from simply sailing away?"
Dalla bit the inside of her cheek. The question wasn't Mance's own. He knew the kneelers wouldn't risk war over it, especially not with the Canadians. But the chiefains still could not quite believe that a fair dealing could happen between them and a kneeler lord. Except it's not fair, because we have the advantage.
Ser Marlon's mouth tightened with annoyance. "Besides our word?" he said, "You people are going south to fight our enemies for us. And plenty of us are tickled breathless by the idea of the southrons getting a taste of your evil. We want you to go there."
Dalla stared at the man, sure that his response had been prepared beforehand. By who, was another matter. "Fewer clans to fight up here then too, aye?" she added.
The man's face split a wide smile and he shook with noiseless laughter. "I see why you're the Queen," he commented, before looking back to Mance, "What'll it be?" The Manderly bondsmen clasped their hands over their swords tighter, as if expecting attack.
Mance and Dalla exchanged an amused glance. "Bring out the wights," said the King.
There was a commotion as many carts were wheeled forward through the warbands, bringing the prizes to the kneelers. Dalla did not look until the sound of the wheels turning in the axles was singing. She saw a great many man-sized bundles of furs and skins, ice from the wall wedged over, around even inside the wights they contained.
Dalla had not hoped they would capture so many, but it was a sign of the times.
More wights and walkers were venturing closer to the Wall. Those that had not followed Mance were probably already dead. The men kept outside the gates of Castle Black and Eastwatch were getting nervous, some had tried to force the tunnel at the Nightfort only for the giants to repulse them. The giants kept that way for the animals to pass, and thousands already were.
The kneelers watched in confusion, not sure what they were seeing. Mance gestured and Styr had three Thenns pull a wight off the nearest wagon. They unwrapped the furs and let the ice fall away, revealing a dead man who had died young. Young, tall, strong and healthy. There was a stab wound on the grey skin of his breast showing he had died from a blade to the heart. The wight's eyes opened lazily, and the rope binding its body creaked a little as it strained against them.
Dalla shuddered, the babe in her belly squirming for the first time that day. How was that wight taken?! It was even more a fearful thing than normal.
"Gods," Ser Marlon sneered, "I was told they were real, but seeing them…"
Dalla saw an opportunity. "Stab it," she said, "See how useless it is."
The Manderly stroked his beard and looked at the wight, which was taller than he was, considering. A moment later, and the man took his sword and plunged it through the chest of the thing, almost to the hilt. A sickening sucking sound came as he pulled the weapon out of the flesh that had Dalla quietly wretching. Not now…
"You'd have to hack it to pieces," Ser Marlon remarked as he glanced between blade and wight, before he sheathed the sword.
"Fire and dragonglass is better," Mance said, "They catch fire at the merest flicker of flame or the slice of the glass. Stabbing with dragonglass kills them at once. I am also told Valyrian steel is best, but weapons like that are very few in number."
"Only two blades north of the Neck," Ser Marlon agreed, "Well, none now. Ice is down in King's Landing, and the Mormont blade is with Jon Snow, from what I hear."
"Lord Stark," Dalla corrected, "He is married to my sister now."
"Aye," the Manderly agreed coolly, "You must have nearly sixty wights gathered."
"With ice from the Wall to preserve them," Mance added, "More than we used for the ones the Canadians took. They'll get down to the high kneeler lords by ship without much trouble, I'd say."
"To Braavos too," Ser Marlon declared, "I have been commanded to put as many as five wights on a ship and send it to Essos. My cousin Lord Manderly's idea to impress the Iron Bank and get them to send a man to White Harbour."
Dalla didn't know what the Iron Bank was, but it sounded formidable. Like a wall of iron? "Then we have done more than our part," she said, "Load the wights, we'll assemble our warriors."
Ser Marlon's fingers curled and uncurled to his side. "What manner of men are you sending?"
Dalla looked to Mance to answer. She didn't agree with the decision that had been reached.
"Young ones," he answered, "Unmarried men and spearwives without children."
Ser Marlon snorted with amusement. "Green as a summer in the south," he said, "The Lannisters will fold them over like cloth. Were your proven warriors unwilling to face southron cavalry? Or are they simply planning to spend their time raiding us instead?"
Dalla bristled at the insult. "Our proven warriors are needed here, and refuse to leave their families."
Ser Marlon's amusement dampened a little. "Aye, I can see why married men wouldn't be pleased to leave their women and babes with others as like to kill or steal them as let them be."
Dalla fumed, though said nothing. There was a grain of truth in what the kneeler was saying.
"The younger men and spearwives are exactly the ones that are like as not to listen to the fools who want to raid," Mance interjected, "But it was a decision the chieftains made to save what we are, to keep our story alive as far from this place as possible. They'll be hardened by three hundred skinchangers, they'll be led by Sigorn of the Thenn, and the Canadians have promised their help too. They'll do their part."
Dalla nodded. "Our warriors will make your enemies bleed and regret they ever met the Free Folk," she said, "Now, load your wights quickly. You'll want the men and women on those big boats of yours and away before they can change their minds. Most of them haven't seen the sea before."
Ser Marlon breathed in and released a heavy sigh.
"May the Gods old and new watch over the thing," he declared, "I'm still not sure what the Lannisters will think of them showing up after a peace has been made."
Dalla smiled. "It is no offence to the gods," she said, "We have agreed no peace with the Iron Throne even if you have, and our own treaty was agreed before that. The southron kneelers sent the worst men in the world up here to thieve, rape and murder among us. We are simply returning the favour."
Ser Marlon looked troubled at that.
"Cheer up, good ser," Mance said.
Dalla stepped back to him again. "These Lannisters will never see it coming."
Chapter 85: The Third
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Just to the left of the dark forms of the half-complete siege engines and catapults, the tracers raked and explosions shattered the camp of Renly Baratheon.
The bullets moved along the line of the sweeping infrared lasers attached to the machine guns that were firing them, the muzzle flashes nearly blinding in the green-grey world of nightvision. Grenade bursts rippled down the lines of tents. The blood couldn't been seen at a distance, but there had to be buckets of it. The smell of gunsmoke wafted on the air, which did not make sense as it was all upwind.
The reason for the ferocity was that thousands of men were on the move towards the column of vehicles stopped in the middle of the road, all with weapons in hand to try to kill the soldiers shooting at them.
Anthony watched on with teeth clenched. It didn't seem like the shooting was getting the job done.
Even if most of the men were getting themselves killed, the Westerosi were making it close to the barbed wire perimeter. He could see the 'Free Folk' guys fending off men from trying to get through it, with spears, crossbows and shotguns. There was a strange, sick fascination in watching how close the enemy came to breaching it.
"Corporal Pasquale!" came a shout from the side.
Anthony blinked, shook his stare off and turned towards the voice. He found Sergeant Melnyk had climbed up on the rollbars of the buggy he was standing on and was glaring at him, NV goggles pushed up out of his eyes.
"Wake the fuck up!" the Sergeant growled, "Lay the Carl Gustav onto the siege towers! We've got company!"
Anthony looked to the right of the road his buggy was sitting on and saw a crowd gathering. Thousands strong. His hair stood on end. "Shit!"
"Shit is right!" Melnyk said, "Aim at the middle of them, wait for my signal!"
"Yeah, I got it!"
There was a commotion around as the rest of the other vehicles lined up just in front of the palisade adjusted themselves to let Delta and Echo sections shoot over it a little better. Anthony watched with interest as the ambulance crawler went up the hill a little to let Private Sayer have a clearer shot, even if there were trees in the way of the rest of the camp. Should've parked there, he decided.
Seeing he was late for the party, Anthony swung the bazooka rightwards and checked behind him to make sure no one was there. The police cruisers were a little too close for comfort but wouldn't be damaged. When his eyes returned forward again, the enemy had made their move.
Thousands of men were pouring between the gaps in the half-built siege weapons, clambering over the long cut logs that were there to finish them. They carried banners of an archer at the front, visible because the white of the outline seemed to glow in infrared. Great, they're marching under the banner of Robin Hood to cut us to little pieces. Anthony gulped down that threat and adjusted his aim slightly.
"Open fire," Melnyk commanded over the comms, voice even and firm.
It was the turn of the vehicles on the palisade line to erupt in a storm of tracers. Though less impressive than the main attack force, the bullets were still doing the job. Slews of men were falling to the dirt out among the construction site, perforated by little flying lights they clearly had no idea about and two more for each of those they couldn't even see.
Ignoring the returning lump in his throat, Anthony squeezed the trigger and the Carl Gustav lanced its shell forward, the backblast booming behind.
The shot was good. It struck the side of a siege tower and exploded at head height, huge wood splinters flying off and a ring of twenty men going down at once. The tower leaned at a jaunty angle but stayed up. Screams shot up from those that weren't killed outright. The world seemed to be enveloped in dust kicked up by the backblast and blown forward again by the sea breeze.
"Wake up!" said a voice.
Anthony turned in confusion but found only dust. He was awake, why was Melnyk saying that to him again. Someone's foot nudged him in the side, and the grey-green night snapped away. He blinked, and opened his eyes to a deep blue sky, threads of clouds rippling through them.
Sergeant Melnyk was standing over him, stood on the edge of the buggy. Just beside was Private Paz, grimacing like he wasn't sure how much trouble he was actually in.
Anthony wasn't sure himself where he was. In his mind, he was still halfway back in the battle at the Baratheon siege camp. He picked himself up and leaned against the rollbars, taking stock of where he was.
The new Stark camp was sprawled out in front of the vehicle, the Kingsroad running right through it until it went by the village and castle at Hayford. To either side of the vehicle, the police cruisers and buggies were parked, the MPs and the rest of Delta section paying close attention to the camp. Opposite, men in medieval armour with grey wolves on the front watched with equal attention. Ah, the withdrawal.
"Sleeping well, Corporal Napoleon?" Melnyk grinned down, brow creased with something a little more fiery than amusement, "Here I am at the ass end of the camp, the entire Westerosi army between us and reinforcements, and my Corsican bazooka man is knocked out cold."
"Just resting my eyes," Anthony replied.
"Pleasant dreams?"
"No, was back at the siege towers."
Melnyk's mouth opened then closed in the space of a second, before he frowned and glanced at Private Paz for a moment. His expression softened. "Hopefully there's no repeat performance of that," he said after a while, "All the same, load the 84 with our last HE shell and point it at the Starks. I've got word. The captain's going to send all the Laughing Tree down that road instead of going around it, says it would take too long otherwise. Could be trouble."
Anthony bared his teeth, not liking the sound of that at all. "Aren't the Free Folk and Westerosi supposed to hate each other?"
"Yup. Like true Corsicans and French."
Anthony smirked but felt no amusement. This guy knows too much about me.
"Or Ukrainians and Russians?" he shot back.
"Now you're getting it, Pasquale." With that said, Melnyk dismounted and went back to his own buggy, getting up behind the .50 cal machine gun. Not taking any chances at all…
Anthony sighed and got to work, unslinging the Carl Gustav from the back of the buggy and mounting it on the rollcage. Private Paz quickly took up the last high-explosive shell and loaded it. As that happened, he looked out again at the camp, and found he was being watched by the Stark guards, all twenty of them. They know it's a weapon, he thought to himself, Of course they do, stupid, they're not idiots.
"Thanks," Anthony said to Paz, loading his rifle to make sure that was ready too, "Notice they're suddenly very interested in us?"
"Yeah," the Private said, uncertain, "Not enough of them to do much though. Not right now, but more are coming." Paz was right. There were more coming, and it seemed to be the brass too.
It wasn't hard to pick out the king of the north and his sons as they made their way forwards on horseback, accompanied by the red-haired queen and blonde princess. Anthony's eyes lingered on the latter two a little longer than the former, if only because looking at gruff beardy guys wasn't his thing.
They came alongside the Kingsroad just in front of Anthony, men and women both giving a respectful nod. He didn't really know what to do about it, so he just saluted. That must have been correct, as Melnyk also saluted when attention turned to him.
"They've come to watch the parade," Anthony remarked flatly.
"Where are the big wolves?" Paz replied with disappointment, "Those guys are going to be too close to the unicorns for comfort."
Anthony had to agree, they were quite close to the path. The unicorn tribe were already making their way up the Kingsroad.
The cow-like creatures were covered in chainmail, though their riders weren't, instead wearing medieval clothes of good make with some Canadian army jackets thrown into the mix. Their bull-necked chief and Sergeant Zheng were leading them, the Maple Leaf and the Laughing Tree banners being flown from lances behind them. There were no shortage of lances either, or maces.
"Sergeant Zheng's kinda fucked," Paz commented, resting his chin on the rollbar in front of him, "Isn't she going to get a court-martial for what she did before the battle?" By now, everyone knew about that. Private Sayer couldn't keep interesting things quiet to save his life, unless otherwise told.
"Not if the Captain has anything to say about it," Anthony replied, "'sides, she's too valuable to shitcan. Speaks the languages, popular with the locals and First Battalion…"
"Because half the camp wants to fuck her," Paz snorted in interruption.
Anthony shrugged. He liked her mostly for another reason.
The unicorn riders rode up the road, crowds of Starks and rivermen watching from behind the farmers' fences that kept traffic out of the fields the camp was now set up in. Neither Zheng nor the chief nor the men and women riding behind paid the gawkers so much as a glance of attention. Anthony pursed his lips, finding that somehow badass. He couldn't hear any jeers but he was sure some were being thrown.
As the column approached, the musty shit smell of the animals came too, though they had been wallowing in a river and so it was more muted than usual. Zheng saluted the king and his party. More diplomatic now, Anthony joked to himself as she went by the royals and came closer to him. "Go Canucks!" he shouted to her.
"Bruce there it is! Bruce there it is!" she chanted back, smirking and giving him a salute too. Anthony returned it, grinning like an idiot but feeling better.
Paz clicked his tongue as the column passed. "Fucking Vancouverites."
"What's your team again?" Anthony asked him.
"Oilers."
"Could be worse…"
"How?"
"I heard a rumour Warrant O'Neill is a Rangers fan."
"Jesus."
"I know, downright unpatriotic."
Behind the unicorn riders, the rest of the Laughing Tree marched.
The warged animals were in front; dogs, large cats, wolves, large hogs. Overhead, birds of all kinds weaved over the road, following at the same pace as the riders. The men and women following behind were a rough bunch, and mostly Anthony's age or younger. The sort of folks 'decent' people would complain about hanging around their neighbourhoods or streets.
'Corporals' Ygritte and Ryk led them, again with the Maple Leaf stuck on a spear behind them. Private Sayer was there too in his Little Red Riding Hood hoodie, to keep an eye on things and do the talking if translation was needed.
"The Captain's fling," Anthony thought aloud. There was something slightly off about that relationship beyond the fact an officer was fucking someone who was supposedly enlisted. She was a bit younger than Duquesne, though from what little interaction Anthony had with her, she was as salty a bitch as could be. A killer.
Good match then, maybe.
"Cheer up," Paz said, "Fraternisation orders are dropping when we get back."
As much as the sound of that was nice, Anthony scowled at him. The private had got the wrong end of the stick entirely. "We're stuck on an alien world, an alien universe probably," he said, "Getting to screw the locals is just one more thing the brass will use to keep us here and keep us happy about it."
Paz rubbed his nose, something he did when he was trying to hide embarrassment. "Not like we can go home," he commented, "Besides, I don't have a girl, just parents who don't like me very much."
Anthony blanched, not really wanting to know about the man's parents. "We couldn't go home even if we could," he said, before correcting himself, "I mean, the shit that's going on here, we'd still be deployed."
"So what?" Paz asked, "We're supposed to be unhappy about that?"
"No, but we should be unhappy that it's all a big secret and we can't contact our families directly. That it's all on us."
"Ah."
The Laughing Tree passed by with little trouble but less ceremony. Anthony watched carefully, but there was no issue. After that, the Canadian Army and the civvies passed by in the vehicles, flags flying, helmets on, weapons manned.
Captain Michael Duquesne was making a statement. One that Anthony agreed with. Another flash in his mind of the battle, thousands of men coming to chop him up into little pieces and them being blown apart for their trouble… that was all it took to make him appreciate the show of force.
The drive back to the huge, creepy castle that they had stayed in before progressed well. One night, as the convoy approached the giant lake where the Isle of Faces was, it was announced that there was not enough fuel. Not to get every vehicle back to Harrenhal, and it wasn't certain the portal could be opened there to refuel.
Typical of military operations, Anthony thought, that the brief had been exceeded and there wasn't enough to go around. It had been the case back when Duquesne commanded the platoon before he was transferred. He had gotten the job done then too, though Anthony had fewer nightmares about that.
The Canadian force was to be split. All the Free Folk troops and most of the Princess Patricias would remain moving at the pace of the horses and unicorns, acting as a rearguard. O'Neill and MacDonald's section would take every one of the trucks, as well as enough of the snow crawlers to haul fuel trailers. They went over another magic water causeway to the Isle of Faces. Their job was to get more fuel, hand over the reports of Captain Duquesne and the NCOs, with the video footage of operations, then come back.
Anthony had no idea what the politicians and generals back in Ottawa would think of the attack on the Baratheon camp or the magic shadow assassin, but he doubted they'd be happy. Captain Duquesne was smart to send Warrant O'Neill to lead the fuel and civvie convoy rather than going himself. It would give the brass time to digest before trying to eat his face.
Either way, all that was how he found himself in a small town at the lake shore. Village was more accurate, as it only had a cluster of thatched houses plastered white, one of the local temples with a shingled roof and a small castle on the nearby hill. The locals were not happy to see them, but they got quiet after the initial spate of glares and shouted complaints after the golden-eyed Child of the Forest spoke to them.
Anthony shuddered when looking at the being, no matter how many times he saw it; Arrel was an alien in the very real sense of the word. He felt bad about it; the little guy had been helpful in all sorts of ways, everything from pointing out where to find packs of deer to hunt so they could have fresh meat for the night to raising the ground under the lake to provide a road to the Isle.
The camp was laid out as usual in neat rows of tents, outside the 'town' limits by the woodlands beyond it, about eighty metres away. Anthony was put on the midnight watch, patrolling the further perimeter with Paz and a few of the Free Folk guys. Each tent section had its own guards too, but Canadians only were on the roving patrols.
So Anthony found himself walking back and forth, the air stuffy and smelling vaguely of cow shit because cows had lived in the field up until the day before.
The woods beyond were wild. Melnyk called them old, whatever that meant. Either way, the night vision wasn't much help beyond twenty yards, as the floor of the woods was a mesh of fallen trees and overgrowth. How the villagers hadn't stripped it bare for firewood in winter, he didn't know, but it made seeing what was going on in there impossible. Hence the patrols.
It was about midnight when both of the Free Folk on the fireteam groaned aloud together.
One of them was a man called Gogr who was taller than both Anthony and Paz. The other was a 'spearwife' called Breya, who was shorter but no less capable. Both were dressed in green army jackets with no insignia, opened so the night air could get at their torsos, completed with long riding boots and greyish-green trousers of local manufacture. Both were only a few years younger than Anthony, but somehow they felt older than him.
They've seen more shit, he thought to himself when they first met, Even though I've seen plenty.
They carried crossbows on their shoulders and a pouch of bolts on their left hips, vicious looking swords on the other side. He could hear them shifting them into their hands. What now?
"What is it?" Anthony asked, not taking his attention away from the woods.
"Annoying man," Breya answered with an accent, "Coming here."
"Yeah," Gogr weighed in, "Book man."
Their English was improving, but still wasn't good enough to explain what was going on properly. With a heavy sigh, Anthony flipped his NV up out of his eyes and turned, pulling a little flashlight out of his pocket. When he turned it on, he discovered the Westerosi 'maester' moving up, the man's heavy robes and chain clinking slightly with each step.
The maester held a modern notebook and pencil in one ink-stained hand and a fiery torch in the other. He wore a grin that he probably thought was friendly.
Anthony didn't appreciate the interruption to the patrol. It would be his ass if an NCO or Duquesne saw it, they had warned him about the woods.
"You three, cover the forest," he commanded his three patrolmates, before he turned to the maester.
"Hello," the man said in English, "I am Carden."
Anthony was surprised, the maester's English almost without an accent. He's had some practice. "I know. We're on patrol. Don't bother us."
Carden's head tilted in confusion, but his smile remained on his face. Great, his English isn't good enough to catch that. "Go away," Anthony said, making a shooing motion with his hands, "We're busy."
"I want to watch," Carden said, again in perfect English, "Please forgive me."
That was a little too good for someone who didn't understand what 'go away' meant. Is he just repeating something he has been told? Anthony glared at the man.
"Contact!" Paz shouted. Gunfire rippled from behind as the private opened fire on something, the muzzle flashes soaking the whole camp in light. Carden clapped his hands over his ears, dropping the torch and notebook. Something whipped by at ear height in reply, the movement of the air brushing the face.
Heart jumping with panic, Anthony turned and flicked his NV goggles back down over his eyes. He found the two Free Folk loosing their crossbow bolts into the trees. It took a moment to spot what they were shooting at. There were men among the fallen trees, lots of them.
"Alert, this is south patrol!" he reported over the comms, kneeling to present a smaller target, "Enemy contact, due south, in the woods, number … fifty hostiles!"
"Copy, south patrol," came the level voice of Nowak, "QRF en route."
Anthony licked his lips, his mouth dry and skin turning cold, as he concentrated and raised his rifle to shoot.
He found targets easily now, laying the sights and the infrared laser on the first. He put one man down with two shots. The next took three, as the first went into a tree trunk before emerging. The enemy shot back but didn't have the advantage of night vision, he realised, just the silhouettes against the glow of campfires and camplights.
There was movement behind as more Free Folk rushed to join the fight, some of them bare-assed except for loinclothes made of animal skins. But arrows began chasing the enemy and the movement in the trees increased as the number of visible targets decreased.
They're running. Anthony's heart began to settle, We've won.
He felt a sting in his throat, then a trickle of sweat that poured down under and into his uniform down his chest and over his shoulders. He opened his mouth to say 'What the hell?', his hand going to the sting. The words couldn't leave his mouth, his hands brushed a line of fine feathers and a piece of wood before finding the wet spot.
Anthony's strength began to leave him. He collapsed from his knees onto his back, the ground looking like it was rising to meet him rather than him falling onto it. It took all his strength to bring his hand in front of his goggles. His hand was bright green, but was covered in dark, thick liquid. He knew at once what it was.
Blood.
The deepest fear imaginable seized every part of his body, but he barely felt it or the commotion of people that appeared in his sight. Anthony felt his eyes water, struggling against the inevitable.
"Mamma…" he breathed, before his sight went from glowing NV green to black.
Michael arrived at the place of the skirmish with the QRF, having been woken up by the gunfire and radio chatter. He had jumped out of the furs where Ygritte still lay sleeping and into whatever parts of his uniform were around, grabbed his carbine and hopped onto the Quick Reaction Force crawler as it got moving.
The scene as he arrived was one of utter confusion. Illuminated by the moon, torches and flashlights, about a hundred half-naked Laughing Tree warriors were standing around, looking out into the forest for a fight that looked to be over. They kept their bows and crossbows nocked, their heads moving this way and that to seek targets in the woods about sixty metres away.
The shooting was opportunistic, he decided, The enemy must've spotted the patrol closer to the woods than the camp and thought they'd strike a blow.
As Michael dismounted, the QRF dispersed into a line under orders from Nowak, covering the woods with light machine guns while a .50 cal swivelled to overwatch from atop the crawler.
He saw a whole lot of crossbow bolts sticking tip-first in the dirt of the field at his boots at acute angles, indicating the shots were long range but not too much so. A cluster of men and spearwives surrounded Maester Carden as he worked on on a spearwife that had taken one of the bolts to her side. His face was white and his hands painted red with blood in the beam of the flashlight being held to help him do his job.
Michael found the sole visible Canadian that hadn't arrived with the QRF standing beside, glancing between the healer's hands and something to the side. Summoning the man's name from his memory, as well as how to pronounce it, he squared up to the man.
"Private Paszkiewicz, report," he said, "What happened here?"
The man rubbed the back of his neck and jabbered something incoherently for a moment, before realising he was speaking tongue-tied and slowing down. "Sir, we stopped because the maester came up to us, and that's when they attacked… Just shooting out of nowhere. We got them on the run pretty quick, but the last ones were brave and let off one last volley together before getting away."
Michael's lip curled up in a silent snarl, which he directed into the woods. Ottawa better pony up the God damned thermal imaging after this shit…
"Sir…" Paszkiewicz continued, "It's Pasquale… they got him, sir."
Michael's insides felt like the Mountain had just reached into his chest and squeezed. "Where?" he said, hoping it didn't feel like he had just choked the word out.
The private pointed to a spot not twenty paces away. One of the Laughing Tree warriors was kneeling down beside the form of a Canadian soldier laying on the ground, blocking the view of the upper half of the body.
Panic rushing his veins, Michael ran over. He found his dead subordinate staring blankly up at the sky, lit up by the flames of a torch. The remains of tears still streamed from the corners of the man's eyes. A crossbow bolt had savaged his neck from beside the Adam's apple to just below the ear, held in place by only a thin piece of skin and muscle. Blood soaked the man's uniform and the plate-carrier over it.
Corporal Anthony Pasquale was KIA on another world.
Michael went numb, his mind churning. How could this happen? He glanced up at the woods. He didn't get too close to the woods. The patrol was supposed to be a tripwire if the guards failed. Why was he so far from the camp? Where were the wargs?
"How many were there, Paszkiewicz?"
"Pasquale said fifty," came the answer, "Dunno who they were. Deserters, maybe?"
Only fifty…
Racked with guilt, Michael stared at the flames of the torch held by the Laughing Tree warrior. I should've made sure the wargs were available, I shouldn't have ordered a patrol of the woodline, I should've have ordered well clear of the trees…
His vision of the world as it was fell away from his eyes, and a daydream of a near-future came at once. He saw a hundred and more of these kind of attacks. Small groups attacking his troops, Free Folk and Canadian alike, at any time they were vulnerable. In camp, on sentry and patrol duty, in towns and villages.
Arrows and bolts in the dark at every opportunity.
He saw the Westerosi adopting the tactics of the guerrilla and the strategy of the long war to remove his people from this world. Except it wouldn't be long, because even with the Laughing Tree, there were not very many of his soldiers to kill. He knew it was entirely possible to do, and he knew it would start soon if those that had attacked that night got away to tell the tale.
They have to die or we'll be up to our eyeballs in the local Timmi Taliban.
Michael's numbness disappeared, replaced by cold determination that was like ice in his gut. He reached over and closed the eyes of Corporal Pasquale, the third Canadian soldier to die in Westeros. Singh, Arran, Pasquale and all the Free Folk warriors that had died so far… and they probably wouldn't be the last.
I need to do something. Michael stood up and reached for his comms. "Nowak, pull everyone back to the camp perimeter smartly, we'll deal with the enemy bodies tomorrow," he commanded, changing channel before the Sergeant could acknowledge, "Sayer, you there?"
"Just woke up with all the noise," the ranger replied after a moment, "What's going on?"
Michael ignored the question. "Why are there no skinchangers out tonight?"
Another pause. "Iola says they're all resting. Been too long in their skins, says it's dangerous that they were all doing it the whole way up the road to here."
Michael bit down a rebuke that he didn't care how dangerous it was, that they needed the recon capability. He took a breath before answering properly. "We've been attacked and the enemy is withdrawing. I need owls and dogs up now, tracking the sons of bitches."
"Copy, I'll make her understand," Sayer said without hesitation. Atta boy.
"Send Ygritte my way," Michael added, "Now."
"Got it."
Michael took his rifle in hand and walked around, making sure the Laughing Tree were doing as they were told, getting back to their tents. Maester Carden complained about moving the spearwife with the bolt in her, but the ambulance crawler that Nowak had called for arrived mid-argument. Both the spearwife and Pasquale were loaded inside, the latter with no shortage of ceremony by the Laughing Tree, the former with far less but no less delicacy.
Gut twisting, Michael watched them drive away. He knew this would have to be explained to both the soldiers under his command and the leadership back home, and he didn't think he had a good answer. Because it's my fault, to enough of an extent to be blamed.
The Laughing Tree made their way back towards camp in knots, leaving only the QRF.
"Sir, we're ready to withdraw," Nowak said, reporting in person.
Duquesne glanced at him, before turning to face the woods, fingers curling and uncurling around the foregrip of his weapon. "You go on ahead," he said, "I'll catch up."
"No reason to be hanging around here on your own, sir…"
"You have your orders, Sergeant."
"You can't fight fifty men alone and they're not there any more anyway."
"Not planning to."
Nowak grunted, not a man to argue when there was no argument to be had. The last crawler drove in front of Duquesne before moving behind, all the occupants watching him stand there. The noise died off too soon; Nowak had parked the QRF within easy distance to help if something happened.
Michael almost wished something would happen. He wanted the enemy to return, see him, shoot at him… so he could rush forward and hunt them for the rest of the night in the woods. It was the same instinct that had him storm Castle Black and drive his platoon right into the heart of King Renly's camp. No point delaying an inevitable fight.
After a little while, the person he had really been waiting for appeared. Ygritte came up beside him. He hadn't heard her approach, the reason for which was that she wasn't wearing any boots. Her grey silk shirt clung to her, contrasting with the pair of his military issue trousers that were far too big and baggy. She was carrying his pistol and a flashlight, the light from which revealed a confused, sleepy face.
"What the fuck are you doing 'ere?" she asked in the Old Tongue, "There's an attack, the fuckers could still be out 'err."
"I need you to hunt them down, Ygritte," Michael replied, "No prisoners."
Blue eyes blinked sleepily. "What, now?"
"No, in the morning. I've got Iola's skinchangers tracking them for now. You'll take the ones that get their trail with you."
Ygritte's sleepiness disappeared in an instant. Her eyes sharpened their focus, her back straightened.
"What if the men try to surrender?"
"Kill them anyway."
There was a pregnant pause, as they both understood what was being asked. Ygritte made the pistol safe and stuck it in a trouser pocket.
"If you want them dead, can't you just hand them over to the locals? They've been killing every one of the prisoners we've handed over." She had said 'locals' in English.
Michael considered that for a moment, but shook his head. "Can't do it. Can't have the tale of this told to the kneelers. It'll give them ideas on how to fight us."
Ygritte snorted. "The gobby maester saw the whole thing," she said, "Good luck keeping him quiet."
He'll be silent, one way or another. Michael bared his teeth, looking back towards camp. "I can be persuasive when I want to be."
Ygritte raised an eyebrow. "I thought it was against your laws to kill people who surrender to us, except if they're only acting like that to attack."
"It is. And that's exactly what you'll say if anyone asked. They were only pretending to surrender, because they know the other kneelers would hang them for their crimes."
"So you're breaking the law, telling me to do this," Ygritte said.
Michael nodded, and reached out to touch her face. "I'm giving you the ability to strip me of my power and have me imprisoned for life, if you wanted to," he said, "And I'm doing it because the kneelers are going to want us to go away, sooner rather than later. And they'll set people on us just like what happened tonight." Then we'll be in Afghanistan 2.0, without air support or tanks.
He scratched his chin, a headache growing between his temples.
"It only took fifty men to kill one of us. They have hundreds of thousands of soldiers, and could probably get hundreds of thousands more fanatics if they convince their priests to rile them up."
Ygritte scrunched up her nose and shook her head. "You're that sure the kneelers'll do this skulking about in the night? With all their shite about honour?"
Knowing how he'd feel if aliens showed up and defeated the Americans in a major battle without a single casualty, Michael let out a single mirthless laugh.
"After King Renly's camp, they aren't going to fight us openly. Also, we got word back at the last keep, Mance is sending the ten thousand here. The kneelers will be furious. The ones that can't work out some way to use us, anyway."
I'll hold a big, scary sword over all their heads as the only one the wildlings will listen to even a little.
"So you're trusting me not to tell all this later?" Ygritte said, "Trusting one day I'll not get angry with you and talk to your own chiefs?"
Am I? Michael wondered. He had decided on the course in fear of what might come… what was very likely to come unless he did something. Besides, he and Ygritte had been in a long dance. He could see her becoming angry with him, but not to the extent of having him imprisoned. She'd just knife me herself, ha.
"I trust you enough to have you sleep in my tent with all my weapons around already. I trust you wouldn't rely on our leaders to hurt me if you felt that was required. And I told you, I don't think I'm ever going home. I'm not allowing the people that hate me to get ideas about how best to kill me and mine. I won't lose you in some sordid ambush, or any of my other men. I'm going to crush that idea before it's born."
Ygritte snorted, and waved his pistol towards the woods.
"Michael Duquesne, fighting weaker enemies is the fate of every great chief. The lordy lords will get their own ideas. I'll not help you be foolish. You command me to hunt down the kneeler shites who attacked here, I'll do that. You want them silenced, I'll hand them over to some village headman who'll hang them without a word. But I'm not helping you break your laws. The Others are coming, the only man worth a shite to lead against them is you."
She side-stepped into his shadow and took his hand, making sure the soldiers behind couldn't see as she kissed the back of it. "But I'm glad you trust me."
Frustration weighing on him like chains, Michael sighed heavily and fiddled with one of her braids between his fingers. "Ygritte, we're all going to live to regret it if those pricks manage to brag somewhere that they killed a Canadian and it was as simple as a night ambush."
A vicious smile spread across her lips. "They won't brag without tongues."
Michael's brow rose. That solution hadn't occurred to him. Probably because it was positively medieval. Try not to forget where you are.
"You can't mutilate prisoners either if you want to keep to the law, Ygritte."
"So we'll gag them instead," came the answer, "Make sure they stay that way until they're strung up?"
Michael rubbed his face. It was too much of a chance, but if she wouldn't follow the order, there was no choice. "I suppose that solves that." It didn't feel right. It wasn't costly enough to be vengeance for the man killed in the night.
"Good," Ygritte said impatiently, "Back to the tent. Don't like you riled up like this. I'll work it out of you before everyone sees you tomorrow."
Is that what I seem like? Riled?
The offer was tempting. Some pleasure and intimacy after what had just happened felt like a cure just waiting to be taken. But Michael had duties to perform first.
"Later. First, I've got to talk to some people."
"No, you speak to no one else before tomorrow morning."
There was no arguing with her.
Chapter 86: EX COMM
Chapter Text
"The second session of the Extraterrestrial Advisory Committee is hereby opened. A reminder to all members, all matters discussed here are subject to the Security of Information Act and any attempt to discover who your fellow members are will also be considered a breach of the same."
The altered voice had changed pitch and tone randomly, assuring that no one could recognise its owner or even attempt to guess at who the person behind the secure computer was. The speaker on the meeting was marked 'Chairperson' in a little bubble among a dozen others.
Biting her lip with annoyance, Joan found the sound headache-inducing, simply because she had to concentrate hard to make sure she picked up every word.
The first session had been a rollercoaster of wild information about other worlds, demons that can raise bodies to be zombies and military action by Canada that no one knew about. She had been pulled from her diplomatic posting be a part of science fantasy, except the magic and killing was all real. And it was all becoming mundane by this point, thanks to talking about it too much.
Stuffy in here… Joan pulled at the collar of her blouse, trying to get air into it. The room she had been escorted to by a couple of military police officers was small and soundproofed, containing only a desk that was too low, a lamp that put out too little light and a strangely comfortable padded chair. There was no window.
On the desk was a computer that looked home-made but ran the latest operating system with only one programme on it; a video conferencing application. The call to join the meeting had come in a few seconds after she had sat down, and Joan wondered if there was a hidden camera somewhere. There wasn't one on the computer itself.
"We'll begin with a summary and preliminary discussion of the agenda items," the Chairperson continued, "The first of which is a series of requests from the Captain of the Protection Force. In light of recent events and losses, he is asking that the platoon's armoured vehicles be sent to him…"
"Reasonable," Member 1 stated.
Great, one word interruptions…
"Along with high endurance boats that can go to sea, high explosive ammunition for his mortars, more machine guns and grenade launchers, more ammunition… as well as pistols and shotguns for the civilians and his existing indigenous forces."
There was a moment of consideration about that, which was hardly surprising. From what the committee had been told about the locals that had joined up, the idea wasn't all that wise. Too many bad memories of Afghanistan…
"All in addition to the allocation we're already sending to set up the permanent base," said a voice, the bubble for 'Member 3' lighting up as they spoke, "Hesco, prefab buildings, razorwire, generators, floodlights, utilities… He doesn't lack for brazenness, does he?"
Joan scowled at the faceless bubble on her screen. They're fifty guys on an alien world with ice demons on it, no wonder they want bigger guns and more bullets. "Sorry to interrupt," she said, her own bubble of 'Member 12' glowing as she spoke, "But don't we want the soldiers to be able to fight the demons to the best of their abilities?"
"We don't want them fighting the local populace," came the immediate response from Member 7, "The Captain's raid on the camp of one of the combatant factions was reckless and ultimately pointless."
"Not to mention needlessly bloody," added Member 6, "He killed thousands."
Joan grimaced. She didn't feel she knew enough or that it was her business to defend the Captain. But it still felt like they were all playing Monday morning quarterback.
"The Captain's conduct is not subject to review by this committee," the Chairperson said firmly, "Military discipline is a military affair. On this item, your duty is to determine if the request is appropriate."
"Whether or not the request is appropriate depends on whether or not the Captain is a butcher," Member 6 retorted.
Joan snorted to herself, wondering if Member 6 had been appointed to make sure it wasn't a rubber stamp committee. There's always one.
"If you feel you need to wait until the military makes its own report on the subject, you can vote that way," the Chairperson replied, "But as I said, you do not get to make that determination. Certainly not alone."
Joan cleared her throat. "I would like to know what threats the Captain himself says he needs such weapons to deal with."
There was a pause, probably to look up some documentation or consult someone else off-screen. Joan wondered how many people the 'Chairperson' actually was. Probably another committee, truth be told.
"He has identified three reasons for the additional materiel," the Chairperson replied, "First, the Westerosi kingdoms. He suffered a casualty from an ambush, and his BV206 vehicles are not armoured."
"He thinks the Westerosi will get the idea, conduct ambushes and hide behind castles to avoid retribution," said Member 1, obviously military, "His counter is the combination of more point defence weapons, the ability to use the river systems and coast to threaten from new directions, light artillery and ambush-proof vehicles."
"That's not all," the Chairperson said, "There are ten thousand 'Free Folk' on the way who are used to fighting with ambush tactics and whom the Westerosi kingdoms will consider our allies. That will leave him with the need to enforce discipline and the rule of law."
From what the reports say, that sounds impossible, Joan thought, Even if the Captain is a hero to them… There's too many to order around or police.
"Third, most of his platoon are more familiar with the armoured vehicles than with the snow crawlers. They're better able to maintain them, and reducing use of the crawlers will reduce the wear on them."
Joan sniffed with amusement, recognising dressing-up talk when she heard it. "In other words, he wants to scare the shit out of potential enemies and reassure his own soldiers."
"A succinct recap," Member 6 said.
"Except unlike you, I don't necessarily object," Joan countered quickly, "Does the military disagree with the Captain's reasoning?"
"No," the Chairperson said at once, "If they did, the matter would not be on the agenda for this session. You have the right to disagree, but the military has its own budget."
"Not that it's huge," Member 1 remarked, "But it's enough to pay for this."
I'm sure it is, Joan thought to herself, knowing full well. Canada could support far more than a hundred people overseas, if it needed to. Or offworld, apparently.
"The expedition also received the equivalent of thirty to forty million dollars worth of gold as a peace token," the Chairperson added, "The Captain proposes to use some of those funds to offset the costs of arming the indigenous Free Folk company. His argument being that while his platoon is Canada's problem to supply, the 'Laughing Tree' are his problem."
Joan didn't like the sound of that. We don't need the proliferation of firearms on the other world…
"Do we trust the locals to not turn on our people over there?" Member 11 asked, "I mean, what is to stop them from taking pistols and shotguns and using them to get their hands on mortars and APCs."
"Other than the fact they'd be facing combat veterans with better weapons and actual training, you mean," Member 1 said, "Led by the Captain, a man likely to respond to that with the deadliest force possible, because that's the way we trained him to deal with it."
Joan liked the sound of that even less.
"I'll say this," she said, "If the Captain says he needs those weapons and the military agrees, then he should get the weapons. But the image we present to the Westerosi can't just be tanks and guns."
"I half-agree," said Member 7, "We can't show ourselves as a militaristic power. It won't survive the war crimes trials we're supposed to be running soon anyway. We should reject the request, and if the military wants to do it anyway, let history be the judge of that."
Joan gritted her teeth with annoyance. Then what's the point of the committee?
"There is another complication," the Chairperson said, "The Americans are watching. They're wondering why we haven't put serious firepower through the portal. They're offering to supply artillery and appropriate training guides… and a failsafe should the Protection Force determine the Others are in danger of overrunning the portal site in the form of a nuclear weapon."
Damn.
Two thirds of the meeting participants spoke at once, a cacophony of complaints and objections. The voice changers made it all sound like robots screaming. Joan wanted to hold her ears.
"It's a violation of the Non-Proliferation Treaty!" came the voice of Member 6 as the complaining eased off.
"Which is exactly why the Americans are offering it," Member 1 responded, "They won't be transferring a nuclear weapon to anyone, they'll keep control of it. Same way they do with NATO in Europe. The scientists think they've found a way to have two way radio comms through the portal, we heard that last session. The combination will give our southern cousins an avenue to formally be involved in decision-making, as opposed to observation."
Hardly just observation when the Space Force is camped out by the portal, Joan thought, We can't let it go further than that.
"We should tell the Captain he can have his requested weapons," Joan insisted, "The guns, the boats, the armoured vehicles, everything he wanted. But only if he agrees to host a peace conference, a real one where we can negotiate for him through these tree-projector-hologram things."
There were noises of agreement at that, mixed with far fewer objecting voices. Joan swelled a little with pride. Maybe this is not a useless job.
"A sound compromise," the Chairperson said, "One we can discuss in full when we meet specifically on this item. Your comments are noted and further information will be provided then, to facilitate your vote."
Which is how their tailor what information they actually give us, Joan said to herself, See what arguments we make, give us information to support ideas they like, withhold information that supports ideas they don't like…
"The next item on the agenda is the war crimes tribunal. There are grave concerns around its legality."
"I'll bet," remarked Member 5. Joan was pretty sure they were a member of the opposition told to play nice and not liking the role. They usually kept quiet, except to make acerbic snaps like that.
"While we can conduct trials for war crimes regardless of where they happen, we do not have a law or treaty enabling us to share legal jurisdiction with the Westerosi. They do not recognise a standard of legal defence that would enable the defendants to receive fair trials that vindicate their rights under the Charter."
"Couldn't we negotiate a treaty like that?" Member 4 asked, "Have the Westerosi concede to our laws?"
Joan clenched her teeth. Not yet, and they'd probably want me to do it.
"From what information we have been given, I think it is safe to say they wouldn't concede that. The crimes being tried are notorious by now and the accused hated. There may be an argument for saying an imperfect trial conducted by us is better than the alternative."
"There's an argument but it's a weak one," Member 8 replied, "The Supreme Court is unlikely to look on a half-hearted attempt with grace. As far as they're concerned, it's a fair trial or nothing. I am certain the prevailing legal opinion on the court would be that we should hold them as prisoners of war until such a time that a trial can be arranged."
Spot the lawyer, Joan smirked to herself, Probably a judge from the Supreme Court.
"That could be years," Member 1 retorted, "The diplomatic situation is tenuous. Making enemies of the Kingdom of the North and Trident would be unwise when our new base at Harrenhal depends on their say-so."
"A full war crimes trial like one might expect to see in Canada would also involve a large number of other people," the Chairperson said, "Lawyers, clerks, forensics technicians… bringing those to the NWT with a good cover story? You see the issue; we are committed to a trial, but how to have one will be difficult question to answer."
"There has to be a trial," Joan stated categorically, "The Westerosi will not accept anything less, especially after the Captain made a big noise about it. The men on trial deserve prosecution, and they have the right to a defence. Can we not … facilitate a trial by the Westerosi themselves? They prosecute, but we insist on a defence counsel? And send a judge ourselves to oversee it with some neutrality and some regard for our laws?"
"The Supreme Court…" Member 8 began.
"The alternative is the accused being killed or held without trial for years," Joan interrupted, "As soon as the Westerosi hear we won't be putting the accused on trial any time soon, this King Eddard will demand their transfer or withhold permission to set up a base. Something, I note, still has not been formally negotiated."
There was a splutter of exasperation, but Joan pressed on, annoyed.
"Our choices then will not be pretty. One, transferring prisoners with the certainty of executions awaiting them. Two, staying without permission and making an enemy of a country we're trying to get to fight ice demons for us. Or Three, leaving with the result that the civil war kicks off again."
"The Charter demands every trial be a fair trial," Member 1 insisted, "If we can't deliver one, then the prisoners should be released by agreement with these Lannisters."
Joan hadn't expected that from the military guy. "I agree a fair trial is needed," she replied, "What I am saying is we don't have the room for legal perfection here. We can strive to do better than a farce of a trial followed by a rope, or the release of war criminals. Exclusion of the death sentence alone would be a triumph for our values."
"Here here," said Member 7, the sound of their hand banging on the table turned into a cacophony through the voice changer.
"It appears we will need to consider further options about how best to staff such a trial," the Chairperson interjected, "Before we have a full debate and vote on this matter, we will prepare realistic options for your consideration, and we thank you for your candour."
Telling us to calm down, Joan thought, frowning at the screen.
"The third item on the agenda is on a related matter to both the first and second," the Chairperson continued, "We have received an offer from the being in control of the wormhole. He is concerned by the activity of the enemy north of the ice wall. It seems we've rescued most of the people he was planning on having distract the ice demons, and is willing now to allow more than he had before."
"He's a ghost that can open doors to other worlds," Member 1 stated, "He's survived in the area of danger for a long time. Do we know why he'd be afraid of things now?"
"He did not elaborate," the Chairperson replied, "But he wants an assurance from us that we will go get him out of trouble. At a time he will determine, using the method he will outline with no questions asked."
So he is scared but not too scared yet, Joan said to herself, What methods would he be talking about?
"What do we get?" she asked, "You said he made an offer."
"He will allow another group of Canadians through," the Chairperson said, "And turn a blind eye to what kind of things we send to the Protection Force. Heavier weapons and other things he previously implied he would block from coming."
Joan clicked her tongue. The Bloodraven guy was a slippery character. It wasn't even confirmed he could even prevent objects from passing through the wormhole. "He knows what is a weapon and what isn't?"
"He can read English now and he has seen weapons we've already used," Member 1 replied, "We put artillery or tanks through, he'll know what they're for."
Where'd the hologram learn to read English? "So we're stuck between the Americans wanting us to send the big guns," Joan mused aloud, "And the ghost of Christmas Hell refusing the same thing?"
"Unless we rescue him at a time of his choosing," Member 2 stated, "Sounds shady."
"Sounds exactly what the Protection Force needs," Member 1 retorted, "Some sort of recon north of the Wall will be necessary anyway."
"We have already received a number of requests," the Chairperson said, "A lieutenant and other members of the platoon that were left behind the first time, soldiers from the same company as the Captain in the Third Battalion of the Patricias, and the Canadian Rangers want to send a few people too."
Joan sighed heavily but silently. Of course they're happy to send more troops.
"Might I remind this committee that most of the people trapped on this other world are not soldiers," she said, "And they're there without real medical personnel, utilities beyond those of a basic camp or civilian leadership with authority independent of the Captain. They need support personnel more than combat soldiers."
"All of which is their own fault…" began one person, but Joan didn't stop.
"Living like that might be normal for soldiers, but we owe better to the rest of them. They didn't sign up to fight a war or get ordered around like soldiers."
"They signed up by protesting on the trapdoor to another world," Member 1 said, "If they hadn't tried to make a fuss like college students in a place where aliens were popping in and out, they wouldn't be there. Now, they're in the middle of a war and a society that would eat them alive. Being under military discipline is the least worst outcome."
This guy has some chip on his shoulder.
"Perhaps there shouldn't have been an attempt to cover this all up," Joan said, "If it had been made it clear there was a timeline for disclosure. Something we have still not discussed, I might add."
"Disclosure is not the remit of this committee," the Chairperson said quickly, "Returning to the topic at hand, this Bloodraven has set certain conditions, including a maximum number of people and a maximum number of soldiers within that. It was a point of negotiation. The government is seeking your advice on the balance of personnel."
"Aside from the volunteers in the army, who would we send to begin with?" Member 7 asked, "Would they be told what they're volunteering for? And who would tell them when so few people know the full picture of what is going on?"
The Chairperson said nothing, and the silence stretched on.
Definitely consulting someone. Joan kneaded her palms as she waited. If this person isn't in charge, why isn't the person who is speaking? The voice changer would prevent anyone recognising them.
"At the very least, all those going will be told it is potentially a one way trip," the Chairperson finally responded, "That they are being sent somewhere to do their job for a undetermined period, and that while communication with their families will be possible, they won't be able to return during that time. The exact level of briefing will depend on the person."
"Will they be told their lives are in danger?" Member 7 asked.
"Yes. Those not being told the exact nature of their destination will be told it is a war zone in a dangerous region."
Accurate enough, Joan thought, The omission about returning at all is probably necessary. She would have been horrified about it not too long ago, but that sort of thinking had drained out of her. The first briefing had included a harrowing projection of what would happen if the ice demons came through and began altering the climate.
A single missed summer season would result in a systematic collapse of the world's food supply. In countries with highly organised bureaucracies, rationing might allow survival until for a year or two, but the threat of political revolution would be massive. Many countries would see starvation, likely resulting in open warfare and mass migration.
And all that was before any consideration of the ice demons themselves coming to Earth and raising the dead to be their foot soldiers.
"As for who will be recruiting these individuals, we have already have chosen someone who is fully briefed," the Chairperson said, "We were going to tell them directly after this meeting, so I might as well come out and say it. Member 12, you have been selected."
Joan sat bolt upright in her seat, her fingers clenching around each other. "Sorry?" she rasped.
"Member 12, you have been identified as the best person to recruit those we need," the Chairperson stated, "Once we have this committee's recommendations and thoughts on who those might be."
Joan felt a grating crawl up her back. Wonderful, they think I'm the best liar of the bunch.
A week afterwards and the decisions had been made.
The Protection Force was going to get its weapons and vehicles, even the ones for the locals, but only in return for the promised peace conference.
There would be a war crimes tribunal and a judge appointed to run it, with the terms of the tribunal to be negotiated by that judge to assure the fairest trial and the least legal exposure for the government.
As for sending more people, a primarily military contingent would make up the bulk of them. But no more than a certain number, as the Bloodraven would not allow more and would not allow anyone more senior than the Captain already on-planet to be sent anyway.
That last part saw Joan board a very bumpy flight to Newfoundland, with six plainclothes but obviously military individuals, on an all-first class flight from Ottawa. The first seven people on the list of those she was to recruit to go to another world were in St. John's.
The first six were all in Her Majesty's Penitentiary. The largest prison in the province.
There was a twist in Joan's gut as she was led into the compound through wet snow and chilling winds under an overcast sky.
Surrounded by her military bodyguards, now openly carrying rifles, she felt like she was leading a firing squad to send six people to their deaths. She was dressed for the occasion, wearing a black blouse and trousers with a dark-grey jacket under her winter coat, the only things that didn't need to be washed after the full week's worth of the committee session.
Escorted through the strange mix of Victorian and modern looking buildings, she was brought through blank grey corridors and white-painted metal bars to the rooms where the prisoners met their lawyers. The guards were in awe and confusion at the sight as they passed, and Joan didn't blame them. Not like this happens every day.
The bodyguards went into the appropriate room first, one staying outside to watch over her. A few seconds later and one of the men said 'Clear!'
The bodyguards exited the room, allowing Joan and the one that had stayed out with her to enter. Inside were five men and one woman, all in matching baggy prison clothes and pale, alongside two lawyers, two women in suits. The former were all sitting at a metal table, the latter standing to either side of them. She stepped inside, giving a little nod to the group as she did so before cursing herself for betraying any sense of nerves.
"Quite a escort," said one of the lawyers, "I can tell this is going to be interesting."
Although annoyed, Joan kept her face carefully neutral, and made her way to the single chair that had been left for her to sit in.
"Just to show we are not joking around," she began, "Messrs Wade, McCarthy, Nash, Ryan, Power… and Miss Neville. You have quite a sheet."
She ignored the sneers on the faces of the people across from here and pulled a bag from her shoulder, before pulling the non-disclosure agreements from it.
"Members of the Canadian Coast Guard accused of drugs and arms smuggling," Joan continued, "Serious business, though you surrendered without violence despite having an arsenal, so you're not suicidal or stupid." She shoved the non-disclosure agreements in front of them along with some pens.
"The alleged charges are put-up jobs," the same lawyer from before answered, "Our clients maintain their innocence. They were framed. We are preparing an appeal."
Right… Joan thought as she indicated to the paper on the metal in front of her.
The prisoners and lawyers, having been told what they were signing already, grabbed for the documents and the means to do just that. There was a minute or two of pens moving on paper, during which Joan tapped her fingers. When it was done, she collected the papers and put them in her bag again.
"Now, can you please tell us what this is all about?" the second lawyer spoke, "Your department said a deal might be on the table that sees our clients released, Miss…?"
Joan ignored the implied ask for her name and folded her hands on the table in front of her.
"There are certain tasks the government could use your expertise in," she said, addressing the prisoners directly, "It would require a deployment in a war zone, under military discipline. You could not return to Canada for a minimum of three years, after which you would receive a conditional pardon. Contact with your family would regular but censored. And you would be paid as if you had never left the coast guard."
The prisoners glanced at each other, considering. But their lawyers were the chatty ones. Of course.
"Would what they would be doing be illegal?" the lawyer asked, "Under Canadian or local law?"
There is no local law worth a damn…
"No, just secret and very dangerous," Joan replied, "But vital to national and international security."
"Will we be paid?" asked the smaller of the men prisoners, "Since we'll be so vital?"
"Same wage you were on before," Joan replied, honestly enough, "Though the buying power of that is probably a lot higher where you're going, so consider it a raise."
There was a slight softening the faces of all the prisoners at that. That's right, take the bait.
"Would we be going back to sea?" rumbled the biggest and eldest-looking prisoner, "You need us to run boats, somewhere? The Black Sea, I'm guessing."
Not sure if that's less dangerous or more dangerous than what we actually want you to do, buddy. Joan smiled back. "You watch the news too much."
The man grinned back, his teeth like white tombstones. "You say we'll be under military discipline?"
Joan frowned. She thought that would be a sticking point. Not that this lot are any great loss to the cause… "You will be on detached service," she stated, "Far from any authority except that of officer commanding. Though his authority is proportionate to that reality. Involvement in criminality of any kind and the response will be swift."
"That sounds like a threat of capital punishment," the second lawyer said.
"No," Joan replied, "Just a warning that the prisons over there are far less dainty than the ones here. Quite literally medieval."
There were various grimaces in response. Ha!
"One last thing," Joan said, "I would be remiss if I didn't state absolutely that there is a very good chance you will never come back. And I don't mean get killed. I mean you might not come back to Canada, even if you live for the rest of your life."
"What does that mean?" Lawyer One asked, "Is their citizenship being revoked? I don't care who you think you are or what you've made us sign, we'll not stay quiet in that scenario."
Well, they're not bad lawyers at least. Joan held up both hands in protest.
"They would remain Canadian citizens," she said, "But where they are going, it is not necessarily the choice of our government whether or not they return. But in that case, every support would be granted for the rest of your clients' lives and they still walk away from heavy sentences."
"What about our families?" the big prisoner asked, "If we end up staying in the region, could they come when things calm down?"
The government hadn't accounted for that question as a possibility and neither had Joan. We're rushing and it's showing. Nothing is fully thought out…
"I can't promise it for certain," Joan replied, "But I can't rule it out either."
"This is a trick," replied Miss Neville, with a far more canine snarl than the big guy had on him, "Something to get us away, avoid embarrassing the service…"
It's a miracle you lot aren't front page across the country yet.
"Not my problem if you don't believe me," Joan said over the sound of the chair scraping on the floor as she was rising to her feet, "You have a day to decide. No more details will be provided until you have agreed and been transported to your staging point. Your lawyers won't be coming along for the ride."
With that, Joan left the room and was escorted out of the prison to the seventh person on her list.
The second destination was far less well guarded.
On a row of wooden terrace houses painted in bright, random colours sitting on the hillside, the red one on the end was the place. Very pretty, Joan thought, though the house being in what she regarded as the most depressing province of the country dampened her enthusiasm. Sleet scheduled to start in thirty mins…
It was being watched over by an old black Labrador wearing a winter coat and paw-shoes, standing around outside. The dog gave a little lazy tail wag when it saw Joan and her now-unarmed primary bodyguard approaching.
"Hello!" Joan said to the Labrador, causing it to approach and sniff at her, "Too cold for you to be out here, surely?" She pulled off her gloves, letting them hang from her coat cuffs and began scratching the dog behind both ears.
Her bodyguard skirted the scene and went up to the door, painted in a darker red than the rest of the house, and knocked loudly. No time to waste with these military types, Joan thought with disapproval, as the dog nudged its nose at her legs for more pets and she put her gloves back on.
The door opened and the dog bolted inside, going under the bodyguard's legs to do so. A voice called out from the doorway. "Silly dog! Your paws are all wet!" it said, "You, outside, come in before the heat leaves!"
The bodyguard took a step up towards the way inside, but Joan skipped ahead and turned to him. "You wait outside," she said, "I don't think I need protection from this one." That got a silent chuckle in response, punctuated by steaming breaths floating off into the air. The man backed off and walked towards the car that had brought them.
Joan stepped back into a small corridor the house, so small she almost knocked over a little ornate table, closing the door behind her. There was a set of stairs and two more doors with misty glass panes, one of which was opened a crack.
"Well, don't just stand out there," called the voice again, commanding now, "We aren't going to live forever, especially me!"
Doing as she was asked, Joan gently nudged the door open with her foot and entered. Beyond it was a living room. There was a fire crackling inside a fireplace, cozy chairs arranged in a circle and family pictures on all the walls, some lamps on small tables to provide more light and curtains drawn across the windows to keep out the cold.
In the corner of the room, opposite another door to what was clearly the kitchen, sat a woman. She was on the other side of sixty years old, though how far was hard to tell. Her hair was a curly light grey and cut short. She was wearing blue pyjamas, revealing a very thin frame underneath. As Joan moved a step closer, the woman moved a blanket up to her waist with one hand and pet the dog on the head with the other.
Looks just like her photo, though without the robes.
"You have a very nice dog," Joan said, deciding to break the ice first.
"It's not my dog," the woman smiled, craning her neck so she could look at Joan while still leaning over to scratch the Labrador, "I mind him for my neighbour during work hours. A doctor and a nurse. Please, come sit, Miss?"
Joan made a show of coming into the room and sitting down. The chair she found was very comfortable indeed. "Sorry, I've forgotten my manners," she said, "Joan Smith, Global Affairs Canada."
"Marie Stamp," the woman replied, finally straightening up in her seat, "Retired mostly, just last month in fact. I won't throw words like supernumerary at you…"
The dog whimpered in complaint that the attention had stopped. The Judge waved her thin, veiny hand dismissively, sending the canine jumping up into one of the other seats.
Joan had to be sure. "Judge Stamp, formerly Chief Justice of the Court of Appeals for Newfoundland and Labrador."
The judge's brown eyes twinkled with amusement, skin wrinkling deep at the corners. "Just Chief Justice for my neighbour's Labrador, now," she replied, "Though he frequently dislikes my rulings, like not being allowed to sit on the chair."
Glancing at the dog, Joan smiled herself at the creature as it listened intently to the two humans in the room from its own seat. "The message you were sent, can you confirm what you were told?"
The woman's mouth tightened with disapproval or annoyance for a moment. "That you need a judge," Stamp said flatly, "And that the reason for it is top secret. I understand you have papers for me to sign so you can punish me if I decide to be naughty and reveal everything."
Joan almost spluttered out a laugh. "Yes."
"Hand them over."
So Joan did just that, getting up to give the document to Stamp. The woman held them up in her hand, glancing at the fireplace. "What would happen if I were to chuck this in the fire?" she asked, "It's certainly my first instinct. The words secret and trial really ought not to be used in the same conversation."
Joan decided to play along. "How do you know we need you for a trial? Perhaps we want some high level legal advice?"
A wan stare met her. "I am… was a judge. You're hardly going to be bringing me for my poker skills or my ability to take care of dogs. And you could get more active legal scholars than I if you wanted an opinion."
"Fair point."
Stamp shook her head and took out a pen from a drawer of the nearest table to sign, before putting the paper down on top of it without any intention of handing it over.
"Now, tell me what this is about."
An uncharacteristic lump in her throat, Joan wasn't sure how the truth would be taken. What she was about to say would get a person laughed out of any room. But there was nothing else for it. With a gulp of air, she began to explain in exactly the manner she herself had been briefed to do.
Joan started with the original incident, where a single vehicle had disappeared.
She worked through the discoveries made, the skeletons of the small creatures and the 'Bigfoot' ones. The appearance of the 'ghosts' at the Spiral site, with news that not only were there other worlds and other sentient beings out there, but that there was great danger.
The sudden reappearance of the missing soldiers, the attempt by the civilian scientists and staff to protest what was obviously the beginning of a coverup, leading to a hundred and fifty people being transported to another world. The human, medieval civilisations that existed on the other side. And that soldiers were being mustered to face the threat that Earth now faced.
Joan concluded with the ask that was being made of Marie Stamp herself; to conduct a war crimes trial under the set circumstances, months to be spent in the remote NWT sitting inside the Spiral itself.
The judge listened the whole time, her face not betraying one hint of disbelief, incredulity or laughter. When the explanation ceased, there was silence for a good long time, as Stamp's gaze went to stare into the fire.
Joan did not want to rush her, but also could not leave to let her digest. The command from above was clear, once the truth was out, the answer needed to be had that day. The judge was the only one afforded the truth before agreeing to the job.
"Well," Stamp said, "I think that redefines the term 'remote work', doesn't it?" A little smile broke across her face again as she turned back to Joan.
Well, that's a good sign.
"In more ways than one," Joan agreed, "Do you have any questions?"
The judge nodded solemnly. "I hope you and your masters understand that the concept of a war crimes trial in these circumstances is legally flawed?" she said, "A fair trial, one judge does not make. Particularly when we have to split the baby with what I assume is a civilisation without an independent judiciary or even the concept of a fair trial."
"The government is aware," Joan confirmed, "But the alternatives are restarting a war or leaving the the locals to fight the enemy alone. I've also been told the evidence is very compelling, and goes far beyond hearsay."
The judge's eyes narrowed for a moment. "I shouldn't ask," she said, "But what sort of evidence?"
Joan summoned the details from her mind.
"One of the accused is … let's just say, he's very distinguishable from any other man. The other was captured with written orders on his person to commit the crimes. The presence of both in command of their troops was witnessed by dozens, possibly hundreds of people. And both are knights in the medieval style, so they were always wearing their own personal logo when these things happened."
Stamp's grey brows bounced upwards once. "Well, men have been convicted on less," she said, "But at the very least I would insist on the accused being given a robust defence, made to understand in advance that following orders is no defence at all… I'll resign and go straight to the newspapers before I allow a death sentence to be carried out."
Great minds… "The government wishes to avoid that outcome as well," Joan replied, "That is why you will also negotiate the terms of the trial with the locals. There is a tradition or two of the land which might cause trouble which will need to be finessed."
"I'm sure there is," Stamp sighed, sitting back in her seat. Her face went to stone, completely different from the soft, jokey facade that had been there before. Suddenly, the judge didn't seem frail at all. The dog lifted its head and watched her closely.
"I warn you, Miss Smith. I don't have the energy for long negotiations. My demands will be simple but immovable. Parity between prosecution and defence counsel, both to be from the other side, and the court is run the Canadian way as much as possible. My way. If the other side don't agree, then I won't think that the consequences are my fault. I won't be a fig leaf to cover a crap trial."
Joan looked the judge in the eye. "The government wants exactly the opposite. We need as fair a trial as possible for the sake of history and avoiding later financial liabilities. What we would ask is that you consider local traditions where they are compatible with our laws."
"Assuming there are such compatibilities to be found," Stamp said in an agreeable tone, "You said there would more soldiers going to this new world?"
Joan nodded, not sure why she was asking. "Yes?"
"Then I have one other condition," Judge Stamp said, "I'll handle this trial, but I'll do so in person."
Joan's eyes widened with surprise. "Madame, it is extremely dangerous."
"I'm getting older," the woman replied, "My husband died last year. Heart attack. I have no family remaining in this world except some nephews and nieces that don't care much for me. I've travelled when I could, far less than I'd like. So, my condition to take part in this ridiculousness is that I will go to that other world myself."
Joan opened her mouth to deny it. The list of people to be sent was carefully curated, a mix of soldiers that had already agreed to be sent into danger and those that had motivation for a new start. The judge wasn't on it.
But Stamp's insistence, her sudden sternness and her age stirred up another idea. That the Protection Force was led by an officer in his twenties, however competent, and that there was no civilian authority at all. A more experienced voice from the legal profession might help, even if that voice didn't speak with formal authority.
Joan bit her lip for a moment, before making a decision. "As you wish. I will have you put on the list." Even though I have no idea if I can do that. "But understand, we do not have a way back yet. We might not ever get one."
"No one gets out alive," Stamp replied, her warm smile returning, "It's about what you do when you still are."
From those words, Joan knew at once the military types would approve.
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