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y/n = your name 

l/n = last name

h/c = hair color 

s/c = skin color 

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hey my name is y/n l/n and this is my story

i wake up at 5 am because my abusive step mother won't stfu why do I have to wake up so early ? ugh! I sigh so loudly I physically feel my body levitate! I hate it when this happens why do I have to be so small and petite ??!🥺🥺

i went to the bathroom and looked at the mirror "EW I LOOK UGLY" i thought but i actually looked like a model but you know 🙄  i made a messy bun and left the bathroom to wear something. 

i wore an emo outfit (choose one 😏😨)

anyways i went to eat breakfast but my abusive step mother kicked me out the house with no food so i had to go to school 😢😢.

for your info i go to teyvat high and its one of the most popular high schools in my area. i went to meet up with my bestie hu tao (mi bebe) infront of the lockers and she said "heyyy y/n, how are you?" i said "the usual 🙄" "oh" hu tao said, then she said "do you know that the 4nemo band members are attending this high school?" I FROZE. hu tao knew how much i loved 4nemo! im such a huge fan of them i cant believe it. "REALLY???" i exclaimed and hu tao nodded "im really excited!!" she said 

we heard some people yelling and suddenly we got pushed out of the way, "HEY! that was rude" i said but the mfs didnt hear me because im so petite and small they can't see me 😢 hu tao went to check what happened and she suddenly yelled "Y/N ITS 4NEMO!!!" i almost passed out if it wasn't for one of the members catching me 🤨😏 (doesnt make sense but pretend it does) 

"are you okay" said xiao, THE HOTTEST MEMBER OF 4NEMO and i nearly fainted on the spot because of how close we were 👎👎 i quickly got up and thanked him before running off to find hu tao 

the bell rang so i had to go to my class really quickly before mr surinder gets mad at me (hes secretly a skinwalker!!) 😱

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i arrived just in time so mr surinder wont kill me 😍😍 i always felt like he held a grudge against me because i dislike physics so much and he teaches physics 🙄

anyways mr surinder called for our attention and said he'll be introducing a new student, i immediately knew it will be a 4nemo member and got excited 😨 surinder said come in and a guy who i immediately recognized as venti came in, "HEHE HELLO!! MY NAME IS VENTI" i didn't like venti so much because he's really carefree and playful which im the opposite of. 🙄

surinder told venti to sit next to me because its the only empty seat and because its in the front (i sit infront of surinder because im petite and small uwu 🥺) venti then sat next to me and smiled at me but i just wanted to wipe that smile off his face 🙄 "hey whats your name!!" said venti but i only ignored him causing a frown to form on his face, "heyyyy stop ignoring me!!" yelled venti but i only glared at him.

suddenly, surinder started the lecture and he was teaching atomic physics (god i hate it so much!!) and venti thought it was the best time to crack a joke "at-omic or at-abook HAHAHAHAHAHA" the entire class started laughing and surinder was about to shapeshift but he realized he was in the middle of a classroom so he fought the urge to (show us ur true colors hoe 🙄) i didn't find the joke that funny and so i continued glaring at venti which caused him to pout.

class finished and i went to the lockers to meet up with hu tao but i couldn't find her anymore so i assumed she went to class early, i was standing next to my locker when suddenly i heard the locker next to me open (damn who is it fr) and then i looked to my side and there he is!! XIAO THE HOTTEST MEMBER OF 4NEMO STANDING IN ALL OF HIS GLORY, I couldnt help but blush!! 😲😳

xiao looked at me with disgust then immediately turned away but before i could ask him what happened, HE RAN AWAY!! (come back ily) and so i ran away to the bathroom crying 😭🤜 i was sitting on the toilet but i was gonna fall a couple of times because you know 🙄 which was kinda annoying because i was upset but i couldn't help but be petite!!

the bell sadly rang so i had to wash my face and exit the bathroom, i had another class to attend 🙄

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I had an ICT class next and this guy mr.andrew ( I hate his classes) decides it's a good idea to take us to the computer lab!🙄👎

To my surprise, xiao was in the lab too and despite him looking at me with utter disgust I decided to sit next to him! 😱

anyways class starts, I was trying to type in the V lookup function but I was practically jumping on my keyboard to type it in because yk I can't really use my small petite fingers 🙄👍

xiao suddenly looked at my laptop's screen and gah damn I almost passed out! why is he so hot😨
but then mf goes "ur using the lookup formula? why not go look up Ur father or smthn irl?!". the whole class including mr. Andrew laughs. My petite cell-sized heart was practically shattering as I started shitting tears...how could he! not like he's wrong or anything but gah damn! Emotional damage😒👎

xiao was getting up to leave but I stopped him" w-why are u being so mean to me! what did I ever do to u?!🥺"
he looks at me with utter disgust ) for the 3773th time) 😨
"because you're mean to venti" he says.

yeah and that's when Mr. Andrew decides to interrupt our enemies to lovers arc ( how rude 🙄) by asking me to type in an IF formula damn. ( IF only I could have xiao's emo heart )
" I'm too petite for this sir I can't ! 🥺" I reply with shitty tears rolling down my fugly face.

thankfully the bell rings and I exit the lab.

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I was really upset because of what xiao said (even tho I deserved it) but I had to attend my literature class or else ms ghazala would make me write a report writing (mf I'll report u to the police) 🙄

when I entered the class I spotted kazuha, MY FAVORITE 4NEMO MEMBER!!! despite him not being that hot, he was still really cute and adorable and he's the most caring member out of all of them which I really like about him bc my stepmother barely provides comfort (bitchass) 🤬

I went to sit next to him and smiled at him but he gave me a forced smile 😘😍anyways the hoeass ghazala ruined our moment by making us write an article writing (I'm so bad at it) about some random ass trip that we never went to 🙄👎. I was worried about kazuha because, the only trip hoe knows is his dead-as- hell bestie's last trip ( which was to the grave btw! 😱) .

obviously, because I'm so petite and small, I couldn't write on my own and needed the help of someone else 🥺🥺 I asked kazuha to help me and he agreed.

His writing was so damn bad mf only knows poetry and wind ( I'll suck the wind outta Ur lungs hoe ).😒👎
Obviously I lied about it and told him it's the best shit I've ever read! 🥺

kazuha immediately knew I lied and wrote something down but I was very curious so I tried peeking but my heart shattered from the first sentence 😭💔💔

kazuha wrote "I hate you truly. Truly I do. Everything about me hates everything about you. The flick of my wrist hates you. The way I hold my pencil hates you. The sound made by my tiniest bones were they trapped in the jaws of a moray eel hates you. Each corpuscle singing in its capillary hates you. Look out! Fore! I hate you. The blue-green jewel of sock lint I'm digging from under my third toenail, left foot, hates you. The history of this keychain hates you. My sigh in the background as you explain relational databases hates you. The goldfish of my genius hates you. My aorta hates you. Also my ancestors. A closed window is both a closed window and an obvious symbol of how I hate you. My voice curt as a hairshirt: hate. My hesitation when you invite me for a drive: hate. My pleasant "good morning": hate. You know how when I'm sleepy I nuzzle my head under your arm? Hate. The whites of my target-eyes articulate hate. My wit practices it. My breasts relaxing in their holster from morning to night hate you. Layers of hate, a parfait. Hours after our latest row, brandishing the sharp glee of hate, I dissect you cell by cell, so that I might hate each one individually and at leisure. My lungs, duplicitous twins, expand with the utter validity of my hate, which can never have enough of you, Breathlessly, like two idealists in a broken submarine"

my cell sized heart couldn't take it anymore and I ran out the classroom despite ghazala yelling at me to return because I didn't submit my notebook but I couldn't care less 🥺 I sobbed in the hallway and waited until class ended so I could meet up with hu tao 

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I stand next to my locker waiting for Hu Tao, finally the bell rings and it's break time. I spot hu Tao in the hallway and I run towards her with shitty tears streaming down my face.🥺

" gah damn y/n what happened?!" I can't tell if she's sarcastic or concerned, probably both.😒👎 Anyways I tell her everything, how annoying venti was, how hot xiao is and how fugly and heartbreaking English class was! 😨

Suddenly, I hear kids screaming behind us, I look around to see xiao walking down the hallway towards his locker. Obviously I stare because he's so goddamn hot ( mouth watering type of hot 😒👎) and I can't help it🥺.

Xiao then starts walking towards us and I almost pass out! this can't be happening rn I was so happy to see him but then mf goes " y/n you fr talking to Hu Tao rn? why not go find out Hu yo father is?" .

hu tao laughed loudly and I looked at her, my tears were pouring like running cats 😨🐈. I never felt this betrayed my entire life ( or maybe I did back in English class😒👎), I start shitting tears ( again😨).

I run to the bathroom and I regret my entire existence ( atleast xiao looked hot 😒👎). I've been shitting tears alot lately I think imma have some permanent shit stains on my face. Sheesh.😨

some random mf who I recognized as loji from my physics class entered the bathroom and looked me straight in the eye (tf u looking at 🤨) she then laughed and pulled out her phone to take a photo of my tear-stained face and said "caught yo ass in 4k hoe" then ran away

I looked at the mirror and DAMN looking like shit fr

Anyways, the bell finally rings and recess is over. I have bio next, hoping aether would be there, he's fugly but 👎😒.

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I rushed to the class bc my teacher would've separated my cells if I was late 😍, aether was staring at me (bitchass) and I looked back at him like

Anyways, the teacher asked us to dissect some shit and ofc my lab partner was aether 😒👎. well, at least he's one of the 4nemo hoes😨!

We start dissecting the poor frog and because I'm too small and petite I accidentally fall into the creature🥺! I was horrified, my entire life was flashing right before my petite eyes ( xiao is my life btw so I didn't mind 🥺) I thought this was the end for me.

Thankfully, aether held my hand and I didn't die! ( yay ig, could've been xiao) 😒👎he pulls me out of the frog and dramatically stares into my cell-sized soul. I think he fell in love or smthn 😱 (a 4nemo member isn't looking at me with disgust/ hatred damn ???😨😨)

he leaned forward (aw hell nah u ain't xiao) but I slapped tf out of him cause who do u think u are 🤨🤨 anyways the teacher saw me slapping him and yelled at me (bitchass) and sent me to the principal zhongli's office (he's literally ancient) 

I opened the door and what did I just see!?! 😨😱

(JUMPSCARE WARNING!!!)

he was staring into my cell-sized soul (look away hoe🤬) and sent me to detention (ig osmanthus wine doesn't taste the same as he remembers) 😢 anyways I went back to class but the teacher already gave aether another partner (betrayal fr) so I had to dissect the rest of the hoe alone and it was so hard bc of my petite and small body 🥺🐸

I wish I could see xiao...😨

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SORRY for lying people 👎👎 we suddenly started boards and we were busy ever since BUT we have P6 MATH ON THE 17TH SO ITS NOT LONG UNTIL WE DIE but we'll try to upload a chapter soon bc we dont wanna keep our beloveds waiting 🙏🙏 wish us luck on the exams were suffering

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crying school ended (finally😨 that day was longer than my life span fr 😿) but ofc I couldn't go home becuase I had detention👎.

I say goodbye to Hu Tao, who's still crying over the fatherless joke xiao made🙄🙏( atleast xiao was hot ig) and make my way to the detention class.

the first thing I noticed when I entered the class was a 7ft skin walker who teaches physics staring into the depths of my cell sized soul🙄😰 I almost ran away but then xiao was there!!!!! that was enough reason for me to stay💯. xiao looked so hot I could feel my cell membranes evaporate💔

anyways the skin walker throws some paper 6s at us and shapeshifts outta the room, how terrifying 😒👎atleast me and and xiao were now alone ig 😰🙏

I look at xiao and mf was actually answering the paper😒🙄 how boring of him👎. I decide to make a move so I sit next to him,I stare into his eyes ( which were the size of my head btw since I'm so small 😥)and I go " my heart is a cell wall for u, fully permeable for u and u only bbg 💓💗😰"

he looks at me with absolute disgust😰😥 clearly didn't appreciate my pickup line😒👎I go on anyways " Ur band is 4nemo but my heart is 4 u bbg😰💓". He looks at me with even more disgust ( this hoe doesn't appreciate shit Istg😒💯) and goes "pick up lines? seriously? are lines the only thing u can pick up? why not go pick Ur father or some bitches up " 😨💔( this hoe did not just call me bitchless 👎😒)

anyways the bell rings and the skin walker shape shifts back holding a huge ahh pendulum for some reason🙄 (how dare he ruin my convo with xiao💔😒)
he tells us to leave and as soon as he says that xiao speed runs out (ig my pick up lines activated his fight or flight response ?!) 😨💯

I saw xiao meeting up with kazuha they were talking about passing baords 🙄👎 the only " passing" the kazuha knows is his friend " passing" away😨💯
(I'm sorry kazuha ily)
anyways I finally leave this cursed building and go home👎🙄

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(PREGNANTFATUIWIFE NEW CHP DROPS REAL!!!!!!!!)

I wake up the next day (unfortunately🙄😪), my abusive parents threw cornflakes on my face so that's what I had for breakfast😨🙄btw I drowned in my cereal bowl which lead to my cells dying and my osmotic properties went insane (just like me when xiao fr🥰😰).

oh btw fit reveal (I hope I attract xiao since he's emo)😪

I tried to brush my hair but the keratin on my scalp was too heavy for my petite body so I just cut it off 😪😨

Anyways I go to school and the first class is physics with the skinwalker and his shapeshifting tendencies🙄😱he almost teleported to escape class but sadly he wasn't able to 😡😡😡😡.

The infamous skinwalker proceeded to introduce a new student😨"I hope he's as hot as xiao" I think to myself but then he walks in and my brain almost cut ties with my optic nerve he has to be the ugliest looking mf I've ever seen😪😰.

And then that hoey mf who looks like he's wearing a recycled plastic bag looks into my eyes and goes "y/n you're so dreamy🤤😜" I stare back at his eyes and go " u just like my nightmare sleep paralysis demon bbg 😰🙄"

bro has so much nerve for a ketchup brand name😨