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richietozier added 7 people!
richietozier changed 7 names!

izzie🥺🔫: i dont trust this.

izzie🥺🔫: richie what the fuck.

richietozier added 6 people!
richietozier added 6 people!

288-678-994: Who are you people?

richietozier: richie tozier at your service, my good lad🫡

b-b-b-billy👟: i just read that in his ‘british accent’

671-900-433: THIS IS WHY MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP WHILE I WASPLAYING PINBALL

izzie🥺🔫: oh no pinball is so boring 💀 

671-901-873: i don’t know who you are but you musr have a death wish or smth 💀 

izzie🥺🔫: i’ve been having a deathwish for the past 14 years.

671-901-873: yk what? same

671-900-433: EXCUSE ME????

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: what is this

izzie🥺🔫: it’s all richie’s fault

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: i expected nothing less

288-699-547: mike?

original homeschool😎: huh?

288-678-994: Will?

288-456-342: damn the whole party’s in here 💀 

671-903-402: it appears that all of my friends are in here too

671-901-873: omg hi robin!! *giggles and kicks feet while twirling hair cutely*🥰😍🥺😚😚😙😘

671-903-402: hey finn😘😘😘😘🥰😍😻👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽

izzie🥺🔫: times like this is when i really wish i would’ve died during #that

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: richie what the fuck is my name

richietozier: its your name eddie espaugetti😘😘

671-902-721: what the hell is going on in here?

671-900-665: if someone asks tbat one more time im gonna throw a table at bruce

671-902-721: WHAT DID I DO???

671-900-433: I’M  THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO THAT DIPSHIT

671-903-402: awe, protect ur bf vance!🥺🥺

671-900-433: say that again and ill beat your ass 

richietozier changed 1 name!

trashmouth: nearly forgot my signature name

trashmouth: anyway names go cuz idk any of u besides the losers

trashmouth: also whats ur guys’ credit card numbers

288-654-904: My names Dustin, and I’m not giving you my credit card number 💀 

288-677-989: same except my names lucas

288-699-547: i’m will?

trashmouth: nice to meet ya will with a question mark

trashmouth changed 1 name!

will with a question mark: oh

288-678-994: I’m Mike.

new kid on the block: oh cool, there’s two mikes in here :) 

288-678-994: Who’s the second?

original homeschool😎: me

288-456-342: whos the other homeschool? also im max 

izzie🥺🔫: me.

671-918-619: youre a ray of sunshine 

izzie🥺🔫: i will find out where you live, shoot you repeatedly, and then skin you alive  

671-900-665: omg please do it 💀 

b-b-b-billy👟: she could if she really wants to 

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻‍🦰: she’s secretly a nice person

trashmouth: meh

izzie🥺🔫: i like the rest of the losers, just not richie

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: no one likes richie

trashmouth: that’s not what your mom said last night😂

stan the man🧍🏻‍♂️: beep beep richie

original homeschool 😎: i could hear you sigh through the phone

stan the man🧍🏻‍♂️: thats because i just did

trashmouth: by the way mike 2.0 whats ur last name we need to tell u two apart

288-678-994: Mike Wheeler

trashmouth changed 1 name!

mike hot-wheels: Change my name.

izzie🥺🔫: dont even try it he won’t 

izzie🥺🔫: also continue with your names people

288-634-352: I’m El :)

izzie🥺🔫: nice to meet you el

671-901-873: my name is finney 

trashmouth: omg i love finneas😍

671-903-402: back off he’s mine🙄 anyway im robin

288-654-904: I have a friend named Robin 

671-900-433: no one cares 💀 

671-900-433: anyway my name is vance

izzie🥺🔫: im strictly calling you pinball obsessed weirdo

671-900-433: i will find out where you live and kill you

izzie🥺🔫: and i’ll do the same thing dont test me pinball boy

671-902-721: anyway,,

671-902-721: my name is bruce

671-900-665: and i’m griffin stagg

671-918-619: i’m paperboy

trashmouth: i feel like you have a paper kink

671-918-619: WHAT?-!!-

izzie🥺🔫: beep beep motherfucker

671-902-721: what does beep beep even mean

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻‍🦰: basically our own way of telling richie to shut up

b-b-b-billy👟: stan, isla, and eddie say it the most

stan the man🧍🏻‍♂️: yeah for good reasons

671-901-873: i can already see what you mean

stan the man🧍🏻‍♂️: RIGHTv??

trashmouth: alright since thats over with

trashmouth changed 11 names!

pinballLOVER: i hate you all.

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trashmouth: and thank you bill for the A on the essay in english

b-b-b-billy👟: you're welcome

gymnastextraordinaire: tell me you made him pay you

b-b-b-billy👟: duh

izzie🥺🔫: how much

b-b-b-billy👟: $25

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: r u sure about that? 🤨 

b-b-b-billy👟: yeah

b-b-b-billy👟: ISLA,WANT THE FUCJ

izzie🥺🔫: he's lying he didn't pay him

dusty bun buns🥺🥺: do i even wanna know whats going on

professional basketballer: probably not

katebush: you should've made richie pay you

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: exactly everyone thinks this

trashmouth: you don't make anyone else pay for doing your work😒

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: bc you are so annoying

trashmouth: OWCH EDS😰😰😰

pinballLOVER: i hope that shit hurt

izzie🥺🔫: same

will with a question mark: that made me realize we have an essay in math due next friday

tim drake: . . .

tim drake: an essay..

baseballLOVER: in math...

spaceboy: oh my god who is your teacher

will with a question mark: mr. gene😞

izzie🥺🔫: is his first name eugene or is his lasg name eugene

will with a question mark: last name is eugene

izzie🥺🔫: ew they name sucks

trashmouth: my name used to be eugene thank god my parents decided to change it last minute😇😇

izzie🥺🔫: that explains so much, plus the fact you actually nearly got dropped onthe head as a baby

mike hot-wheels: Oh my god i hate Mr. Gene I have him 6th period. Also i think Mrs. Wallins is giving us a quiz soon

professional basketballer: mrs wallins is so annoying i miss mr clarke

spaceboy: what subject is that?

katebush: science

spaceboy: omg i love science

tim drake: hes also really good at math

spaceboy: ☺️🤗🤭😚😳😊

izzie🥺🔫: 🤢

pinnballLOVER: 🤮

trashmouth: omg i just realized we don't know what we look like

trashmouth: so it's face reveal time!

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: oh my god

professional basketballer: do we have a say in this?

trashmouth: no🥰

izzie🥺🔫: no

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: no

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: i wish

b-b-b-billy👟: ill go first cuz i need to work on ms. kieanen's homework

b-b-b-billy👟: 

original homeschool 😎: you look great bill!

b-b-b-billy👟: thank you

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: i love this pix sm its my lockscreen

b-b-b-billy👟: 🤗

gymnast extraordinaire: why am i surprised you look somewhat good

b-b-b-billy👟: thanks?

baseballLOVER: if you tilt your head at a certain angle he looks like billy

paperboy.: NO HE DOESNT WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE EXCEPT THE FACT THAT WE'RE BOTH BRUNETTE

trashmouth: what do you look like then🤓

paperboy.: 

gymnast extraordinaire: you look so ugly

paperboy.: thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me actually 

gymnast extraordinaire: kill yourself

will with a question mark: he doesn't look bad

gymnast extraordinaire: what do you look like then

will with a question mark: 

will with question mark: thats me and my sister el

pinballLOVER: you have a bowl cut...

mike hot-wheels: And what about his hair?

trashmouth: damn someones defensive 😂

izzie😭🔫: he doesn't even look that bad it suits him 😭 

will with a question mark: thanks :)

katebush: omg el looks so good

L: Thank you, Max 😊

professional basketballer: el you should wear that outfit more often it looks really good on yoi

L: I might, Lucas, I really liked wearing that outfit

dusty bun buns🥺: My favorite outfit of yours was your emo look

L: I think I know what that word is but still can someone tell me what emo is again?

izzie🥺🔫:  emo is basically a person who is overly sensitive and full of angst or adopts a certain style characterized by dyed black hair, tight T-shirts and jeans, etc

izzie🥺🔫: basically u were black a lot and youre sad 

L: Oh, I know what he's talking about now

izzie🥺🔫: i wanna see that outfit

L: I don't have a picture of it 😞

pinballLOVER: anyway

pinballLOVER:

baseballLOVER: 😍😍😍😍😍😍

baseballLOVER: you look great vance!

pinballLOVER: thank you bruce :)

trashmouth: omg i knew criss, bowers, and hocksetter had a thing going on😍😍

original homeschool😎: richie 😭 

izzie🥺🔫: NO.

pinballLOVER: who the fuck are criss, bowers, and hocksetter

new kid on the block: theyre the town bullies

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰: bowers was by far the worst

trashmouth: he was actually insane

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨:  like actually fucking insane hes in a mental hospital now or smth he killed his dad and nearly killed us

izzie🥺🔫: i think he was somewhat scared of me

spaceboy: what does he look like or did 💀 

izzie🥺🔫: TW!! H*NRY B*WERS shield ur eyes

izzie🥺🔫: 

tim drake: meh i could beat his ass

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: isla how did you even get that picture😭

trashmouth: from me😍

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨:  do i even wanna know how you got this picture...

trashmouth: its magic, my dear eddie bear

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨:  DONT call me that

trashmouth: okay eddie bear😍😍

baseballLOVER: i'll go next 

baseballLOVER: 

izzie🥺🔫: im not even gonna lie if i was straight id be into you

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰:

izzie🥺🔫: nevermind AWOOGA😍😍😍😍😍😍

trashmouth: and you say i'm a simp smh 😒 

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: oh yea time for my face reveal ig

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨:

trashmouth: ONE CHANCEEE

trashmouth: EDS PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEDNSW

trashmouth:  YOURE SO 😍😍😍

trashmouth: ONE CHANCE PLEASE

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: no.

trashmouth: OWWW🤕🤕

dusty bun buns🥺: My turn

dusty bun buns🥺: 

dusty bun buns🥺: I'm on the right

izzie🥺🔫: we can tell

professional basketballer: LMFAOO

spaceboy: yea you really dont seem like the type to look like the dude on the left

dusty bun buns🥺: Oh so I see how it is 😒

spaceboy: 

izzie🥺🔫: HES GOT THE BILL SHIRT 😭 

trashmouth: theres two bills now just with different names

trashmouth: now, spaceboy, do you have a stutter

spaceboy: no??

trashmouth: ah so we have found our difference

tim drake: *giggling and blushinf and kicking feet☺️☺️😚😊😚"

mike hot-wheels: Bill has a stutter?

trashmouth: yes and that is why you dont run into the road

professional basketballer: ...

dusty bun buns🥺: ...

mike hot-wheels: ...

katebush: ...

baseballLOVER: ...

will with a question mark: ...

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: 😑

tim drake: i do what i want 😒 

tim drake:

pinballLOVER: why are you making that kissy face

paperboy.: its for finney i bet

spaceboy: yea its for me😻😻😻😻😻😚😚☺️🤗😊😳😚☺️😊

izzie🥺🔫: simps get outta here👎🏻🚫✋🏻

baseballLOVER: you were just simping for bev a second ago...

izzie🥺🔫: shut the fuck up

trashmouth: bruceys right you were simping bad for bev just like i do for eddies mom🤤

baseballLOVER: brucey?

pinballLOVER: BRUCEY?

izzie🥺🔫: that nicknames never going away get used to it mf

izzie🥺🔫: robin looks like a fuck boy

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: right???

spaceboy: hes hot tho

tim drake: this is slander 💀 

izzie🥺🔫: omg u know my brother?

tim drake: what

izzie🥺🔫: my brothers dead

tim drake: oh!

b-b-b-billy👟: oh my god same

katebush: same but he was racist so idrc 

spaceboy: my moms dead🙃

will with a question mark: my dad abused me

spaceboy: same 😂 

original homeschool 😎: my parents died in a fire

trashmouth: my dad practically hates me 😂 

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: my mom treats me like a baby, says im allergic to everything when i'm not, and is extremely overbearing

professional basketballer: well my parents are alive, love eachother, arent assholes, amd my sister is alive so i'm better than you all 😂 

professional basketballer: 

professional basketballer: me after being the best person in this groupchat

izzie🥺🔫: nope its me

izzie🥺🔫: *insert image*

trashmouth: youre so ugly🤮🤮

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰: YOUR HAIR IS CURLY TODAY??

izzie🥺🔫: yep my step-dad did it

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰: IM OMW 

izzie🥺🔫: OKAY

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: im next 

trashmouth: STANNY THE MANLEY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: i've been mr dean's work for spanish.

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: 

original homeschool😎: 😍😍😍

b-b-b-billy👟: this is my fav pic of you ever what the fuck

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: its okay

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: mike you should go next

mike hot-wheels: See this is why I hate having a common name you always share it with like two people in the same room

will with a question mark: right 💀  there's literally a will martin in my algebra class and a will leon in my chemistry class

trashmouth: couldn't be me😂

izzie🥺🔫: your full name is richard dont even

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: your full name is richard dont even 

izzie🥺🔫: ... 

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: ...

original homeschool 😎 : .. anyway

original homeschool 😎: 

izzie🥺🔫: see youre my favourite loser

trashmouth: what about me 😢 

izzie🥺🔫: shut up no one likes you

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: i remember when you wore this shirt a lot, you still look flawless in it btw

original homeschool 😎: thank you

gymnast extraordinaire: vance what stan just said reminds me of you

pinballLOVER: go fuck yourself

baseballLOVER: ... he's not wrong 😭 

new kid on the block: i'm gonna go next

new kid on the block:

will with a question mark; you look like you're nice

izzie🥺🔫: yea he is and ben's also my bestie so if you fuck with him i'll fuck with you

mike hot-wheels: No one was gonna be mean to him 💀 

izzie🥺🔫: i dont know you people i dont rlly trust you guys

gymnast extraordinaire: oh shir i forgot to go 💀 

gymnast extraordinaire: 

pinballLOVER: i have to live with that

izzie🥺🔫: youre brothers???

pinballLOVEE: unfortunately 

gymnast extraordinaire: shut the fuck up vance no one wants to deal with your anger issues ass

pinballLOVER: and thats why everyone forgets who you are

spaceboy: dude 😭 

trashmouth:

baseballLOVER: ACCURATE LFMAOWOOW

katebush: LMAOAOAKIFJW

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰: well congratulations richie, your joke was officially isla approved bc she's laughing so hard

izzie🥺🔫: BEVERLY MARSH.

trashmouth: HAHAHAHHAHAAHA

levitating ginger or molly ringwald🧑🏻🦰: WHAT??

trashmouth: I'M NEVER LETTING YOU LIVE THIS DOWN

izzie🥺🔫: OKAY WHOS NEXT

katebush: i'll go

katebush: 

trashmouth: oh god the curse of the gingers is spreading

L: You're so pretty Max😊😊

professional basketballer: agreed😊😍

katebush: thanks i guess

tim drake: okay so we only havent seen mike w and richie

mike hot-wheels: I'll go then richie I guess

mike hot-wheels:

izzie🥺🔫: .

stan the man🧍🏻♂️: .

b-b-b-billy👟: .

original homeschool 😎: .

new kid on the block: .

eddie spaghetti🥰💕💙❤️😘🥰💙💜💗💛💚💞😻👨❤️💋👨: oh dear fucking god

levitating ginger or molly ringwald: .

mike hot-wheels: What?

will with a question mark: whats going on?

L: I'm lost

baseballLOVER: same

dusty bun buns🥺: Is Mike that ugly to you people 😭 

izzie🥺🔫: NO.

izzie🥺🔫: NO. NONONO

izzie🥺🔫: theres fucking TWO OF THEM???!1!1€§

mike hot-wheels: Two of who?

trashmouth: god damn are you my long lost twin or something 😭 

mike hot-wheels: Huh?

trashmouth:

will with a question mark: that is so weird

izzie🥺🔫: he usually has glasses idk what happened to them there

original homeschool 😎: you broke them

izzie🥺🔫: OH SHIT YEAH I REMEMBER LMFAO

izzie🥺🔫: he was blind for 3 days afterwards bc he didn’t ask his parents for money cuz they weren’t home and he doesn’t have their number😭 

tim drake: thats on him he should’ve bothered remembering their number

trashmouth: ahh my dear parents never even gave their number bird boy 2.0

dusty bun buns🥺: The fact that our Mike and Richie look the same is so weird

trashmouth: yea but i’m hotter than him

katebush: no you’re just as ugly as him dont even

izzie🥺🔫: uglier he has these big ass bug glasses 

katebush: no one is uglier than mike.

mike hot-wheels: No one is uglier than you the hell 💀 

professional basketballer: my god 💀