Chapter 1: A human in a space ship?!
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Main comm #-01-sbi-corps
21 Aprail 20367
Philza: sbi to corps. sbi to corps.
Puffy: This is Captain Puffy of the interplanetary corps. sbi state the position of the person operating the comms.
Philza: Captain of the sbi transportation ship Philza.
Puffy: state your purpose for the transmission.
Philza: We found something on our way to deliver the cargo to L-manburg.
Puffy: Be more specific Captain Philza. What did you find?
Philza: I know it's hard to believe but we found a human in our vents.
Puffy: Captain Philza that isn't only a human but a human kit. How did it come so far from its home?
Philza: I don't know. That is the reason why I called the corps on instructions of what to do with it.
Puffy: It is a human kit so it isn't as dangerous as an adult but stay on high alert and do not try to scare it. Humans only tend to attack when threatened. Try to get it in a secure room and bring it here. We will send all the information we currently have on humans.
Philza: Orders received. May the stars be with you.
Puffy: May the stars be with you.
Crew comm #-02-sbi-crew
21 Aprail 20367
Dadza: I called the corps and just received the orders on what to do with the human.
The Blade: What did they say?
Sand eater: They will take it away, right?
Half Ender: Probably not Wil. They can't come all the way here in the middle of nowhere.
Pollen eater: But I like the human. They are really nice.
The Blade: Heh?!
Sand eater: Tubbo. What the fuck?! It is literally a death worlder species and could kill an entire battle cruiser crew.
Dadza: Wil, it is a human kit actually but that doesn't make it any less dangerous. Tubbo you should be careful.
Half Ender: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Tubbo just called it They.
Pollen eater: They are sitting next to me right now. Also you shouldn't judge them. Their name is Tommy and they are really nice.
The Blade: How did you even find out it's name?
Pollen eater: They told me. Also they are sentient so stop using it.
Sand eater: Tubbo, are you possibly on a pollen overdose?
Half Ender: That would actually explain a lot of things.
Pollen eater: NO I AM NOT YOU YOU TRANSPARENT SAND EATING DRUG ADDICT
Sand eater: I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT! AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING SAND! YOU LITERALLY EAT PLANT GOO. THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER.
Pollen eater: THEN WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS IN YOUR LAB. AND IT'S NOT PLANT GOO. IT'S THE SWEETEST THING TJEN GLAXY HAS TO OFFER.
Sand eater: THOSE ARE IMPORTANT MEDICINES AND CHEMICALS REQUIRED FOR THE CREW! AND POLLEN IS PLANT GOO THAT THEY USE FOR REPRODUCTION!
Pollen eater: POLLEN IS NOT PLANT GOO! FRICKING RANBOO IS THE ONE WHO EATS HIS WEIRD ENDERMITE GOO.
Half Ender: HEY?! Why are you guys getting me into this?! Also endermite secretions are good. You guys should try it.
Pollen eater: Ewwww. No never in a billion years. That thing is an intergalactic atrocity.
Sand eater: I agree with Tubbo. That thing is absolutely disgusting.
The Blade: Now can we go back to how Tubbo befriended this human?
Pollen eater: no.
Dadza: Tubbo, this is important. The corps told us to bring it to the headquarters.
Pollen eater: WHYYY DO WE HAVE BRING HIM AHDGHAUQJASJ
Half Ender: why are you messaging like that
Pollen eater: sorry the human kinda tried messaging on it.
Sand eater: TUBBO STAY AWAY FROM THE HUMAN.
Dadza: Explain. now.
The Blade: Tubbo tell me your location on the ship. I am coming.
Half Ender: Tubbo I have to agree with Wilbur. It's not safe.
Pollen eater: Geez, no need to get worried. He isn't dangerous. He even told me his name and he is just a kit like Phil said.
Dadza: But he is still dangerous.
Half Ender: Tubbo you will be the death of me.
Pollen eater: Then make sure to write my name in your will.
The Blade: heisksjwisjqq
Sand eater: um.waht?
Dadza: Techno are you okay?
Half Ender: Did the human get techno?
Pollen eater: I am with tubbo right now
Dadza: What happened?
Pollen eater: well I was coming to Tubbo and saw that the human was sitting beside him. When I went near it, It pounced on me and ran into the vents. It has my comm now
Pollen eater: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.
Sand eater: Tubbo, wdym
Pollen eater: TECHNO SCARED HIM FIRSR BY TRYING TO GRAB HIM
Pollen eater: I only tried to get to a secure room. We have to get it to the corps SJEJW
Pollen eater: AJWIWJSNASH BUTT THRT DOENST MEAN YOU HAVE TO GRAB HIM EOELDKWK
Pollen eater: Tubbo isn't letting me text
Dadza: First let's find the human and get Techno's comm back and then we can try to get it in a secured room. Since Techno doesn't have a comm he will be with me, Ranboo and Tubbo, you are in one group and Wilbur can stay in the control room in case the human breaks into it.
Pollen eater: Got it dadza
Half Ender: I will there in about 5 minutes Tubbo
Sand eater: Alright Phil
Crew comm #-02-sbi-crew
21 Aprail 20367
Half Ender: We found him!
Sand eater: Where are you guys?
Dadza: mate, what is he doing?
Half Ender: He is currently in the kitchen. We gave him some gapples. Apparently he was very hungry and Tubbo is teaching him common and even got him to speak our names.
Sand eater: the human is still FREE?!!!!!
Half Ender: well he isn't harming anyone and he is actually quite gentle so we don't see the need to cage him
Sand eater: BUT IT IS A HUMAN. YOU HAVE SEEN HOW MUCH DESTRUCTION THEY CAN CAUSE!
Dadza: Calm down Wilbur. If even Ranboo is saying this, we don't need to be so cautious.
Sand eater: But PHILLLLL. IT'S STILL A HUMAN!
Dadza: Wilbur just give him a chance.
Half Ender: He honestly is actually quite nice.
Sand eater: Fine…
Dadza: Did you find Techno's comm?
Half Ender: Yep! I have it with me right now.
Dadza: Alright then! Let's meet in the kitchen
Sand eater: but the human is there
Dadza: Exactly! We could all meet the human. But if you don't want to you can just stay in the control room Wil.
Sand eater: Fineee I am coming as well.
Tommy was trying to have a conversation with Tubbo using the weird Alien language that was similar to a mix between Spanish and Hindi when he saw the weird tall Alien named Ranboo texting on the weird walkie talkie phone. He wondered what he was typing. Perhaps it was the other other Aliens whom he knew the existence of when tried typing something in the weird walkie talkie phone. He wondered what they looked like, were they closer to earth animals like Tubbo as he resembled a bee or were they a cryptid looking thing Ranboo. Whatever they were Tommy really wanted to meet them.
Tommy was completely oblivious that his wish would be fulfilled so soon. If only he knew what awaited him ahead on his completely accidental space adventure.
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I am discountinuing this. I have no motivation and no direction for the story.