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"You would make a great actor."
"Really?"
"Uh-huh."
"Yeah. Yeah, I could see myself as the next Clint Eastwood."
"No, no not that kind of actor."
"...what kind of actor then?"
"Porn."
"What?"
"Porn. You would make a great porn star."
"Sam!"
"Well, I'm sorry that you just happen to look like a bottom-"
"Sam!"
"-that people would love watching. You'd be an amazing porn star."
"Oh my God, I hate you."
"It's true!"
"Why, Sam? Why?"
"If you really think about it, this is a compliment."
"Why?!"
"I'm basically saying that you have a great ass and very nice llegs, and your lips-"
"If you're going by that logic, you'd be a porn star too."
"Would I?"
"You'd be a top."
"Why's that?"
"Your ass is flat, and you're aggressive when we sleep together."
"We could be the Winchester Duo, the ultimate porn star brothers."
"IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyou-"