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Published:
2022-11-23
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2022-11-26
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WoF chatfic even though I'm sure there are like hundreds out there

Summary:

Fun chatfic because I'm stupid and need mental help.
Crying rn they're so ooc

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Clay has added 4 contacts to the chat

Clay: Hello

Starflight: What is this

Glory: A kidnapping

Starflight: Oh

Glory: It was a joke dumbass

Clay: LANGUAGE

Glory: No. 

Sunny: Guys, stop fighting please

Tsunami: Also no

Clay: God dammit

Starflight has left the chat

Clay has added Starflight to the chat

Starflight has left the chat

Clay has added Starflight to the chat

Clay: STOP LEAVING

Starflight: STOP ADDING ME

Clay: NO I WILL NOT

Glory: THIS IS HILARIOUS

Tsunami: Wheezing rn

Sunny: Oh my god

Notes:

I won't be working on this a whole lot but I'll still be posting new chapters when I feel like it so yeah

Chapter 2: Kinkajou is trying I swear

Summary:

Kinkajou makes a chat and it ends up becoming very..... Odd

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Kinkajou has added 7 contacts to the chat

Kinkajou: Hiya!! 

Starflight: Not again

Glory: starflight stfu

Clay: Hi Kinkajou

Tsunami replied to Glory

Tsunami: FIGHT

                  FIGHT

                  FIGHT

Sunny: NO

Clay: Am I the only one who said hi 

Glory: Yes

Starflight: Yes

Tsunami: Yes

Sunny: Yes

Clay: Oh

Kinkajou: Wow

Sunny: Who are the 6th and 7th ones you added

Kinkajou: Mangrove and Tamarin, but they doesn't like chatting so

Tsunami: I'm gonna cause chaos now

Tsunami has added 3 contacts

Blaze: Hello

Burn: What

Blister: Huh

Kinkajou has left the chat

Starflight has left the chat

Clay has left the chat

Sunny has left the chat

Glory has left the chat

Mangrove has left the chat

Tamarin has left the chat

Tsunami: LMAO

Tsunami has left the chat

    

Notes:

Wait 'till they form a "Royal SandWing sisters" Hate club

Chapter 3: Poor Fatespeaker

Summary:

When Fatespeaker tries to make a chat with her 'Friends', it didn't quite go as planned. (This is before Viper dies btw)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Fatespeaker has added 4 contacts

Fatespeaker: Hi guys! 

Viper: No

Ochre: What

Flame: Is this a form of punishment

Squid: Why must you torture me like this

Fatespeaker: I just thought I could make a chat so we could spend quality time together as friends:) 

Viper: We're not friends

Fatespeaker: Oh

Squid: Bye

Squid has left the chat

Flame: I'll be going now

Flame has left the chat

Ochre: I'm leaving

Ochre has left the chat

Viper: I hope I never see you again

Viper has left the chat

Fatespeaker: ... 

Notes:

Well uhm, yeah. Fatespeaker is in dire need of better friends lmao.