Archive of Our Own ^beta

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MakotoNaegi has added AoiAsahina, ByakuyaTogami, CelesteLudenburg, and 12 others to the chat.

MakotoNaegi changed the chat name to ‘The 78th Class’

MakotoNaegi has changed 16 nicknames.

Makoto: Hello!!!!!!! Welcome to the group chat for the 78th class!!!!!! I figured we should have this just for announcements and. All the other things we might need it for!!!

Chihiro: y no nicknames 🥺 makoto y 🥺

Makoto: …Im not good at them 😅

Chihiro: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Makoto has given admin to 1 person

Makoto: Be free chichi, bestow the nicknames upon us!!!!!!

Chihiro: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chihiro has changed 16 nicknames.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: im in

eggy boi 🥚: Why egg? Why does everyone call me egg?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: cause ur a good egg!!!!!! :D

eggy boi 🥚: Awwwwww thank you!!!!!!

marshmondo 🥰: alright who let the two fuckin sweethearts interact alone here for so long this aint fuckin good for anyones health

marshmondo 🥰: why is this my fucking name.

marshmondo 🥰: WHY CANT I FUCKING CHANGE IT

*hacker voice* 🖥️: :p

marshmondo 🥰: dammit you son of a bitch

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 🥺 dont call my dad a bitch i love him very much 🥺

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Mondo Owada, please refrain from insulting our classmates family! That is not appropriate in a school environment!

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Chihiro, what makes you believe that I would ever perform the act stated in the name you have assigned to me?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: I have my sources.

ran in the hallways once 🥰: I see. Carry on.

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swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: guys!!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: h-hewwo?

marshmondo 🥰: horrible please never fucking say that again cherry

eggy boi 🥚: Whats up?

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: Honestly, is one moment of silence in this chat too much to ask for?

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: 2 things!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: actually 3!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: 1) chihiro i love this name sm

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 🥰 i try!!!!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: 2) mondo, cherry is such a cute nickname i love that!!!!!! might steal it! if chihiros alright with that obvs!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: 3!!! we should play truth or dare. as a class. to get to know each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y e s

marshmondo 🥰: no.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

marshmondo 🥰: fine.

poker? idk her! ♣️ : Whipped, much?

marshmondo 🥰: shut the hell up we’re playing the damn game!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so whos all playing?

eggy boi 🥚: Me!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: me mondo and taka all are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marshmondo 🥰: oh so youre just volunteering the nerd huh. whos to say hes even online?

ran in the hallways once 🥰: I still do not approve of this name! I do, however, approve of this game going forward! Good thinking, Asahina!

poker? idk her! ♣️ : I shall join in, this game is always quite good for…various reasons.

…idk ⚾: just say blackmail, lady. also whys my name so lameeeee chihiro, come on, you gotta be able to do better man!

…idk ⚾: also ill play, why not

*hacker voice* 🖥️: idk baseball i couldnt think of anything 😣 sorry! i take suggestions tho!

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: ill play!!! also what. what snapcube voice mean?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: https://youtu.be/QqyA_5g1tF8

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: icicic

beam me up scotty 🛸: ill play dudes!!! lov eme a get 2 know ya game!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: @flower power 🌸 u should play!!!!!!

flower power 🌸: If you wouldn’t mind, then I shall.

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eggy boi 🥚: @blues clues 🔍 @yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵 🥺

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: No.

blues clues 🔍: I would rather not.

eggy boi 🥚: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

blues clues 🔍: …Fine.

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: …I suppose I could play along. For now, at least.

poker? idk her! ♣️ : I see that Mondo isn’t the only whipped one.

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: okokokok!!!!!!!!! time 2 play! ill start 😍

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh byakuya!!!!!!!!! truth or dare!!!

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: Why must I start? I suppose I’ll do truth, if I must choose.

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: indeed u must!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: byakuya. is it true about a doughnut black market run by your family where u can get any doughnut you can possibly imagine?????????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: NDA.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ,,,,,,wat

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: IF THERES A NDA THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHING TO HAVE A NDA ABOUT MEANING DOUGHNUT BLACK MARKET R E A L

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: Kyoko. Truth or dare.

blues clues 🔍: Truth.

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: Of our classmates, who would you believe to be the most likely to murder another classmate?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: tonal shift!!!!!!!!!!!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: i dont like how long shes been typing for

blues clues 🔍: Well. Truly I could make an argument for everyone, where the first to commit the crime in question would depend quite a bit on the situation. For example, if emotions were running quite high, I could see someone on the more emotionally driven end of the scale, such as Sayaka, being among the first. On the other hand, if it were a matter of, say, one of us would need to be murdered in order to save others, someone on the other end of the scale, such as, say, Byakuya, would be among the first.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,when would i do the first murder

blues clues 🔍: Honestly? A situation where it was one of us or all of your technology.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fair enough

blues clues 🔍: Makoto. Truth or dare.

eggy boi 🥚: Truth!!!

blues clues 🔍: Do you have autocaps on?

eggy boi 🥚: Yeah 😅 takes too much effort to turn off

eggy boi 🥚: taka! truth or dare!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: are we just. ignoring that

ran in the hallways once 🥰: I will say truth!

eggy boi 🥚: who do u have a crush on?

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Makoto. I am actively dating Mondo.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: guess we are coolcoolcool

eggy boi 🥚: Oh.

marshmondo 🥰: awww babe you have a crush on me?

eggy boi 🥚: OH YEAH U GUYS DID TELL US THAT. SHOOT.

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Chihiro. Truth or dare?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: truth! no offense taka but u seem like ur dares would be kinda stereotypical.

ran in the hallways once 🥰: None taken. How many hours have you slept this week?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dare actually ive changed my mind

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Go to sleep!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: back to truth, its about 6 hours, i think, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh leon! truth or dare!

…idk ⚾: uh. dare ig, but little dude u sure u dont need like. a nap.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: im fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dare u to let me make 1 tweet on ur account thats gotta stay up! no deleting it!

…idk ⚾: aright ig uh. cant get u my account rn cause. life. but later absolutely i will get that in ur hands

*hacker voice* 🖥️: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

…idk ⚾: im. gonna ignore the worry that that laugh has filled my soul with, and say sayaka, truth or dare!

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: uhm! dare!

…idk ⚾: post a selfie 2 ur biggest social media account, have the caption say fuck and tag me in it

…idk ⚾: I SWEAR IM NOT JUST TRYING 2 GET FREE PROMO I JUST NEED A WAY 2 MAKE SURE ITS POSTED

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: done! uhm, celeste, truth or dare

poker? idk her! ♣️ : Dare.

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: sing us a little song! doesnt have to be long or hard or anything but just a little tune!

poker? idk her! ♣️ : sent an audio file

poker? idk her! ♣️ : Hiro. Truth or dare.

beam me up scotty 🛸: CLEESTE I DIDNT KNIW THAT U COULDNT SING OH MY G OD THATS SO BA D also uhhhhhhhhhhh truth

poker? idk her! ♣️ : Shut up. Have you ever lied about a prediction that you’ve given?

beam me up scotty 🛸: oh yeah all the time people love to ask me stuff like. gender of babies and stuff and like theyre very clearly like. transphobic and i saw like a coming out party thibg but like i cant *say* thatv caus e thatsb make so many issues so oh yeah absolutely i have.

beam me up scotty 🛸: also on etime someone asked me liek. if theyha found their soulmate and like i sawe a cance of divorce so i said somethijng like, “yeha but like you still gotta put effort in

beam me up scotty 🛸: alight uhhhhhhh hina ig ur up! truth or dare

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: uhhhhhhhhhh truth!

beam me up scotty 🛸: would u rathe rnot swim for a week or not eathn doughnuts for a week

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: Hiro, you can’t do this to me.

…idk ⚾: DID CHIHIRO JUST TWEET “n00ds” ON MY TWITTER. I USE THAT FOR WORK CHILD

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 😋 what work?

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*hacker voice* 🖥️ has added ChiakiNanami to the chat.

ChiakiNanami has changed 1 nickname.

Chiaki: why am i here chihiro

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ehe~

*hacker voice* 🖥️ changed the chat name to ‘Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday Dear chihiro and chiaki Happy Birthday to You.’

Chiaki: oh

Chiaki: i get it now

*hacker voice* 🖥️ has changed 1 nickname.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: now we match!!!!!!!!!!!

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: oh

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: i like it!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i got the approval of the chiaki grammar all hail chiaki the greatest gaymer of all time all hail 🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮🎮

eggy boi 🥚: All hail!

eggy boi 🥚: Wait what are we all hailing

eggy boi 🥚: OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY @*hacker voice* 🖥️!!! @*gaymer voice* 🖥️! im assuming ur the Chiaki mentioned in the name if im wrong sowwy

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: i am yes, thx

*hacker voice* 🖥️: :D!!!!!!!!!! u need 2 get 2 know each other! i feel like u guys would get along!!!!

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: chihiro r u trying 2 set me up with someone again

eggy boi 🥚: Chihiro I dont need a wingman im fine

*hacker voice* 🖥️: im not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well. ok. chiaki yes makoto no

*hacker voice* 🖥️: cause chiaki means it like more friends makoto means girlfriend which.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ew

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: ew

marshmondo 🥰: no. nononono. she cant be here. chihiro she cannot be here, get her out.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

eggy boi 🥚: Wait why not why cant chiaki be here (pronouns btw? Just realized I havent asked 😅)

marshmondo 🥰: makoto. you dont understand. they are terrifying together.

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: she/they thx 4 asking

eggy boi 🥚: Ok!!!!! also mondo why are they terrifying, she seems really sweet!

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: thnk u

*hacker voice* 🖥️: she is a sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes my girl and i love her <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marshmondo 🥰: she supported your hacking of the ashley madison website. i dont think a ‘sweetheart’ would do that.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: mondooooooo that was a secretttttttt

*hacker voice* 🖥️: besides she absolutely is a sweetheart shes so cute i love her

blues clues 🔍: THAT WAS YOU?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAKI MY PRESENT TO U IS A HUG, A KISS, AND A NEW GAMING SYSTEM BUT U ONLY GET THE LAST ONE IF U SAVE ME FROM KYOKO!!!!!!!

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: bet

eggy boi 🥚: So uh. Are they. Dating? Is that what I just saw?

marshmondo 🥰: dude idfk they hang out, they call each other pet names, they have fucking “date nights” but they call it somethin else idk

ran in the hallways once 🥰: Cherry and Chiaki are queer platonic partners, or QPP’s! They are not dating, but they are in a relationship!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: IM ALIVE THANK U MAPLE FOR SAVING ME I OWE U MY LIFE

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: wheres my game console chi.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ehe~

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: chihiro.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: yeah so about that its a preorder, hasnt come in yet, but as soon as it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: k

eggy boi 🥚: WAIT I JUST REALIZED

eggy boi 🥚: @all yall should share ur pronouns! Wanna make sure ive got everyone right 😅 im he/they, and bi!!

yall are 2 poor 4 me 💵: He/him. Obviously.

blues clues 🔍: She/her, but I’m not picky.

marshmondo 🥰: he/him but same on the not picky, gay as fuck

ran in the hallways once 🥰: He/they! Thank you for checking, Makoto! This is a very good idea! I am also pansexual!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: maple and i are both she/they, but i prefer they/them and she prefers she/her! maples aro/ace and i identify as a mess because sexuality is nonsense and why cant i just like people 😭 but also im polyam cause monogamy is a scam and i dont like those

*gaymer voice* 🖥️: ^

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: sorry!!!! i was swimming some laps ajkdfskdnjksdf! she/her! cis+ and lesbean!!!!!!!! also uh @*hacker voice* 🖥️ who maple?

*hacker voice* 🖥️: o! it chiaki! cause aki means autumn and autumn means trees and trees mean maple trees and maple trees mean maple leaves and maple leaves mean maple! so maple!

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: awwwwwwwwwwww thats so cute!!!

…idk ⚾: dude that is.

…idk ⚾: so convoluted. anyways he/him, i am a man, the manliest man, i am. a man. and also im straight as hell i love women theyre so dope

*hacker voice* 🖥️: ,,,,,,,,so whos telling him

50stabsofblood 🔪: i use she/her. sho will say he/him if asked, but they’re lying, they use they/them.

beam me up scotty 🛸: thye/htnemm my dueds

beam me up scotty 🛸: thyeb/thne

beam me up scotty 🛸: thye/them

beam me up scotty 🛸: godod enough

meanie😭: ANY AND ALL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: who let her in here why is junko here @makoto why junko here get her o u t please

made my baby cry 😠: he/him and i am only interested in the female population of the 2D!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: n o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o makoto make them leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eggy boi 🥚: I cant, theyre a part of our class too!!!

*hacker voice* 🖥️: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

eggy boi 🥚: Sowwy chi they staying

flower power 🌸: She/her, I am a lesbian.

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: i use she/her, mus/music, song/song/songs!

…idk ⚾: um. hate 2 be insensitive here bro, uh, those are words. like. music isnt a pronoun as far as i know my dude

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: oh!!! theyre neopronouns!

eggy boi 🥚: O nice! But uh. Ive never heard those ones can I ask how use 👉👈

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: sure! ill throw each in their own message for organization sake!

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: song/song/songs/songs/songself - Hello! Today I met Sayaka. Song has a wonderful personality. That smile of songs really makes me happy. I could talk to song all day although song doesn't talk about songself much. I wonder if songs day has been wonderful. I hope so!

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: mus/music/musics/musics/musicself - Hello! Today I met Sayaka. Mus has a wonderful personality. That smile of musics really makes me happy. I could talk to music all day although mus doesn't talk about musicself much. I wonder if musics day has been wonderful. I hope so!

…idk ⚾: huh. ok. sorry in advance if i fuck em up, but just know that im trying and am not doing it on purpose its a genuine mistake

*snapcube voice* hatsune miku???? 🎶: kk! im sure ull do fine tho! once u get em down theyre not that bad

poker? idk her! ♣️ : She/her. I’m not telling you my sexuality, you don’t need to know.

eggy boi 🥚: Fair enough! No pressure either way for the sexualities :D

swimmin in doughnuts 🍩: WAIT CHERRY ITS UR BIRTHDAY?????????????????????????????????????? HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U AND ALSO CHIAKI I DONT KNOW U BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEVERTHELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marshmondo 🥰: dont fucking call them that, cherrys my and takas thing.

*hacker voice* 🖥️: down boy and THANK U HINA!!!!!!!!!! chiakis taking a phone break rn but they say thanks 2!

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SoniaNevermind has added AkaneOwari, ChiakiNanami, FuyuhikoKuzuryu, and 12 others to the chat.

SoniaNevermind changed the chat name to ‘Class 77-B!!’

SoniaNevermind has changed 16 nicknames.

Sonia has given admin to 1 person

Sonia: Greetings and salutations!

Fuyuhiko: why. fucking why sonia. i dont need more reasons to murder everyone in this class. why are you giving me them.

Sonia: I happened to see a group chat on our dear class president's phone for the 78th class, and thought that it was a positively delightful idea!!

Kazuichi: wait y is chiaki in the gc for the class below us.

Kazuichi: also how did they beat us 2 the idea weve been here 2 years already.

Kazuichi: this is year 3.

Kazuichi: how have we just now decided class gc.

Kazuichi: also whod u give admin 2 and y not me

Chiaki: im admin. also im in 78s gc cause my gf added me 4 birthday stuff

Chiaki has changed 16 nicknames.

*gaymer voice*🖥️: new names. better names.

poptropica🥤: WAIT CHIAKI WHEND U GET A GF

poptropica🥤: ALSO I THOUGHT U WERE THE

poptropica🥤: THE NO ROMANCE THINGY. ARROW?

*gaymer voice*🖥️: aro/ace. chi + i r qpps

yakuza🔪: chiaki. are all of our names just video games now. why do you all insist on making me want to kill you. you were the only even remotely sane one.

*gaymer voice*🖥️: @everyone name + pronouns + sexuality (if u want). video games are fun fuyuhiko thats y i did it

*gaymer voice*🖥️: chiaki, she/they prefer she, aro/ace

yakuza🔪: fucking. fuyukiko, he/him, straight

poptropica🥤: ew a cishet

yakuza🔪: …im trans. but sure.

darksouls⚔️: Peko Pekoyama. I use she/her pronouns, and am straight.

yakuza🔪: shes cishet though.

poptropica🥤: ew a cishet

poptropica🥤: kazuichi soda, they/them, pan!

nintendogs🐹: Gundham Tankaka! He/him and bisexual!

progymnastsim🥊: akane! she/her

lifeisstrange📸: mahiru, she/her lesbian

justdance2014💃: hiyoko, she/they, girls. i hate all of you

nflheadcoach💩: NEKOMARU, HE/HIM!!!!

genshinimpact🎲: Nagito Komaeda, my gender and sexuality are basically if u bought a gay man from the free section of wish. just a bit to the left of em. he/they for pronouns!

storyofseasons🍊: wait why am I here im not in this class

*gaymer voice*🖥️: friend.

storyofseasons🍊: fair Hajime Hinata im in the reserve course he/him a bisexual mess who uses way 2 many finger guns no im not sorry

guitarhero🎸: IBUKI!!!!! not cis (any pronouns work!!!!!!!!!) not straight!!!

overcooked🍽️: Teruteru, he/him pronouns, and I am pansexual ;)

surgeonsimulator💉: um, im mikan, she/her, bisexual but with a preference to women :)

amongus🔏: currently i am ryota, though imposter or a nickname would also works, i dont tend to label myself. as such, any pronouns apply.

judgment👑: Sonia Nevermind! She/her are what I typically use, though I’m open to any of them. I also haven’t placed a specific label on my sexuality!

*gaymer voice*🖥️: @genshinimpact🎲 whos ur main

genshinimpact🎲: Hu Tao! though, I am wondering how u knew i played, i dont talk about it much

*gaymer voice*🖥️: hajime

genshinimpact🎲: Ah. that checks out. hes a gossip

*gaymer voice*🖥️: gimme crit ratio

genshinimpact🎲: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh 5/300

*gaymer voice*🖥️: what the fuck.

*gaymer voice*🖥️: thats a 1:60 ratio. u want a 1:2. what the fuck nagito how does she ever even think of critting

genshinimpact🎲: She does it quite a bit actually! almost always!

storyofseasons🍊: she does actually ive seen him play he almost always crits like he crits more with her 5% then i do with my 87% xiao so

*gaymer voice*🖥️: what the fuck nagito

storyofseasons🍊: wait chiaki whos ur main

*gaymer voice*🖥️: great question

*gaymer voice*🖥️: anyways

yakuza🔪: hajishit or whatever your name is, do you seriously not use any punctuation?

storyofseasons🍊: nope takes 2 long and also is boring

*gaymer voice*🖥️: preach

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*gaymer voice* 🖥️ has added IzuruKamukura to the chat.

yakuza🔪: why.

*gaymer voice*🖥️: friend

*gaymer voice*🖥️ has changed 1 nickname.

baldisbasics🧮: Chiaki, dear, why am I here?

*gaymer voice*🖥️: u said u had announcement

baldisbasics🧮: I said I wanted to punt one of them into the sun, that’s not an announcement.

yakuza🔪: join the club, i wanna punch all these fuckers 24/7.

baldisbasics🧮: Not Chiaki, I’d assume.

yakuza🔪: all but her and peko, but they both push it sometimes

yakuza🔪: mostly when trying to make me all “buddy fucking buddy” with the fucking losers

storyofseasons🍊: wait what the fuck

storyofseasons🍊: izuru????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

yakuza🔪: oh shit, hajishit’s using grammar. kind of.

baldisbasics🧮: Hajime? What are you doing here?

storyofseasons🍊: 2 things

storyofseasons🍊: 1 autocorrect doing a lot of heavy lifting there aint it

storyofseasons🍊: 2 bitch i could ask u the same thing

baldisbasics🧮: Chiaki added me, likely as an ill-fated attempt to make me “bond” with other students.

storyofseasons🍊: how tf do u know chiaki

baldisbasics🧮: We met at the arcade when you kicked me out last month.

storyofseasons🍊: 2 things again

storyofseasons🍊: 1 holy shit didnt expect that to work kinda thought u just sat outside the house all day

storyofseasons🍊: 2 dude why didnt u tell me u knew her

baldisbasics🧮: Why didn’t you tell me you knew her?

*gaymer voice*🖥️: wait u guys know each other?

storyofseasons🍊: unfortunately

baldisbasics🧮: Unfortunately.

yakuza🔪: ah. mood.

genshinimpact🎲: Ah, so it’s finally come out, has it?

yakuza🔪: the fuck does that mean, weirdo?

genshinimpact🎲: Their relationship has come to light.

yakuza🔪: …you mean they’re, like, dating, or some shit? i thought hajime was dating your stupid ass.

storyofseasons🍊: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 ewwwwwwwww thats my fucking twin dude y r u so nasty

baldisbasics🧮: 🤮🤮

*gaymer voice*🖥️: wait yall are twins

storyofseasons🍊: ye have neither of us ever mentioned the other 2 u like ig its possible but idk were twins were close i figured one of us mustve mentioned it by now i mean its been like ages for me and a month for him so idk figured it mustve come up idk man

baldisbasics🧮: Hajime, could you please use any punctuation, whatsoever?

storyofseasons🍊: idk can u spell anything right ever

yakuza🔪: dude, he hasn’t misspelled anything.

storyofseasons🍊: yeah cause the dumbass has autocorrect on the highest possible setting at all times dude has misspelled his own name on several very important occasions he cant spell shit ever

baldisbasics🧮: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

storyofseasons🍊: hold on

storyofseasons🍊: done

baldisbasics🧮: Whqt sid gou do?

baldisbasics🧮: oh

storyofseasons🍊: heheehehehe i turned off the autocorrect

baldisbasics🧮: I fixed it.

genshinimpact🎲: Holy shit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Izuru without the autocorrect.

storyofseasons🍊: yeah he types really quickly and never bothers 2 check if hes actually saying the right shit or if hes saying nonsense

storyofseasons🍊: also he just doesnt know how to spell its kind of embarrassing

yakuza🔪: that’s hilarious.

darksouls⚔️: Why is Fuyuhiko laughing so hard?

darksouls⚔️: Oh.

genshinimpact🎲: Wait, Hajime, i don’t think i’ve ever asked, but y do u and Izuru have different last names?

storyofseasons🍊: hes a loser

baldisbasics🧮: Hajime doesn’t get along with our step-father quite as well as I do, and so kept our biological fathers name after he passed.

storyofseasons🍊: im fucking convinced the dude hates me like he knows nothing about me whatsoever and has never bothered to try

storyofseasons🍊: also hajime kamakura sounds fucking stupid

storyofseasons🍊: also cause izurus a loser

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KaedeAkamatsu has added AngieYonaga, GontaGokuhara, HimikoYumeno and 12 others to the chat.

KaedeAkamatsu changed the chat name to ‘79 time yall’

KokichiOma has removed admin from 15 people.

KokichiOma has changed 16 nicknames.

rush-e🎹: hehehehehehehehehehe group chat

rush-e🎹: wait-

rush-e🎹: howd he get admin

the best one obvs🐸: i’m in charge now!

lost the 50/50🔎: Kaede. You forgot to turn off auto admin again, didn’t you?

rush-e🎹: ooooooo shoot yeah i always forget about that

lost the 50/50🔎: On an unrelated note, I think I was just adopted by some upperclassmen.

little einsteins🚀: ????

lost the 50/50🔎: Oh, hey, Kaito. I was getting coffee, and was ambushed by two upperclassmen who were, apparently, very offended that I hadn't gotten a bagel. So they got me a bagel. They then called themselves my dads, said I was their child, and introduced me to a third upperclassman, who they said was my third dad. Said third guy was grumpy and the other two said that he just hadn’t gotten his coffee yet.

lost the 50/50🔎: It was a good bagel though.

the best one obvs🐸 has changed 1 nickname.

scary nanny🧸: Shuichi.

lost the 50/50🥯: Uh oh.

scary nanny🧸: When’s the last time you slept.

lost the 50/50🥯: What makes you think I haven’t?

scary nanny🧸: You were out getting coffee. You allowed yourself to meet these people. You only do that when you’re tired.

scary nanny🧸: When’s the last time you slept.

lost the 50/50🥯: …Three days since a full night.

scary nanny🧸: Shuichi.

little einsteins🚀: sushi-roll :((((

lost the 50/50🥯: I had a case! I was busy!

scary nanny🧸: Go to bed.

lost the 50/50🥯: Goodbye! I am off to bed, so as to not be murdered by my girlfriend, and to avoid the disappointment of my boyfriend.

the best one obvs🐸: what about meeeeeeee shuichi-dichi???

lost the 50/50🥯: You’d try to keep me awake. I’m off to bed to avoid the disappointment/anger of my boyfriend/girlfriend, and to spite my QPP.

the best one obvs🐸: thats fair. r00d, but fair.

the best one obvs🐸: also. ur such a simp.

robophobic🤖: Do you happen to recall the names of those upperclassmen, Shuichi?

lost the 50/50🥯: Apparently, I don’t get to sleep.

lost the 50/50🥯: Makoto and Nagito, I think? Hajime for the third.

lost the 50/50🥯: Why do you want to know?

robophobic🤖: Curious, is all.

rush-e🎹: MOVING ON FROM SHUICHI AND LETTING THEM SLEEP: WE SHOULD DO INTROS

rush-e🎹: SHUICHI GO FIRST SO YU CAN SLEEP, NAME, PRONOUNS, SEXUALITY IF U WANNA, FUN FACT

lost the 50/50🥯: Fair enough. I’m Shuichi Saihara, he/they pronouns, I’m bisexual and polyamorous, (Shout-out to Maki and Kaito, the best partners, and Kokichi, the worst Queer Platonic Partner /hj). Fun fact, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine falling on you, than you are due to a shark attack.

lost the 50/50🥯: Time to sleep. Don’t talk about me, or I will simply toss and turn, it’s one of my many quirks, I blame the anxiety.

rush-e🎹: night!! im kaede akamatsu! she/her, bisexual with a lean towards w o m e n, uhhhh fun fact! jingle bells was originally meant to be a thanksgiving song not christmas

the best one obvs🐸: kokichi oma! he/they and aro/ace (or maybe thats a lie!) fun fact! the average person tells 1.65 lies a day, nee-heehee!

certified man-hater🏳️🌈: Tenko Chabashira! she/her! massive lesbian, if a man even thinks about it, i will destroy them. fun fact: himiko is actually the best girlfriend and the gross man that spoke earlier is a liar!

best bug boy🦗: Gonta! He/him, I like bugs. Bee’s wings beat 190 times a second! bzzzzzzzzzz

robophobic🤖: Keebo, they/them but he/him is…ok…I guess. Either gay or pan, I’m still not sure which one, exactly. They’ve made several robot dogs for various reasons, and I love them all.

e-girls💋: Miu Iruma, girl genius! she/her, but call me whatever ya want, pansexual but woman are best. I take that back actually, Meow Miu is the best, and that’s my fun fact.

scary nanny🧸: Maki. She/her. Bisexual. The average human has between 1.2 and 1.5 gallons of blood in their body.

little einsteins🚀: kaito momota, luminary of the stars!! he/they, pan, and the incredibly lucky boyfriend of both my sushi and maki rolls! fun fact(s): im the reason were dating, and the moon is shaped kinda like a lemon

blaze it 420🥬: kaito thats fucking cursed

blaze it 420🥬: rantaro amami, she/they, panro/ace, fun fact: weed is only recreationally legal in 30 countries and those ones r my favorites

mafia killer🎾: She/they?

blaze it 420🥬: yeah bitch got a problem with that

mafia killer🎾: Nah.

mafia killer🎾: Ryoma Hoshi, he/him, cishet, I’m not doing a fun fact.

lost the 50/50🥯: I’m awake! It’s been 3 hours. I missed my classes.

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eggy boi🥚 has added blues clues🔍, genshinimpact🎲, lost the 50/50🥯 and 1 other to the chat.

eggy boi🥚 changed the chat name to ‘Bagel’

eggy boi🥚: Hello to my new child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I, uh, forgot how to spell ur name 🥺

storyofseasons🍊: u forcefully adopted him made him give u his user then forgot his name wow

eggy boi🥚: I know what it is, I just dont wanna spell it wrong :(

lost the 50/50🥯: It’s Shuichi.

eggy boi🥚: I knew that! I was even talking to byakuya about him! Shuichi, i promise i didnt forget i just didnt want to be rude!!!

lost the 50/50🥯: It’s fine!

storyofseasons🍊: is it actually fine or is that the anxiety not letting u say otherwise

lost the 50/50🥯: I mean- both? I guess? Mostly it’s actually fine. Also how’d you pin me so fast?

genshinimpact🎲: Vibes.

lost the 50/50🥯: Fair. I’m told I have those.

eggy boi🥚: U should meet my gf! I think shed like u! Or ud like her! One of the 2!

genshinimpact🎲: ,,,,,,,,You’re straight?

eggy boi🥚: Bi, actually! But yeah ud like her shuichi!

lost the 50/50🥯: I don’t. Like people. They scare me.

eggy boi🥚: Shes the ultimate detective 2!

lost the 50/50🥯: Deal.

storyofseasons🍊: well damn that was easy i thought u dont like people and thats a people

lost the 50/50🥯: I don’t like people, but I do like learning, and that seems like an opportunity. I do need to ask if I could bring my boyfriend along though?

genshinimpact🎲: Emotional support?

lost the 50/50🥯: Emotional support.

eggy boi🥚: Deal! Im gonna be serving a bit as her support 2 so itll balance out a bit!

storyofseasons🍊: im not getting involved in this im already sort of weirded out by the whole adoption thing to start i dont need to go adding to the emotional support boyfriend shit

lost the 50/50🥯: I’d ask to bring my girlfriend as well, but she’s worse than I am socially.

eggy boi🥚: In the nicest way possibly, i dont understand how thats possible.

lost the 50/50🥯: She tends to threaten murder when she’s uncomfortable.

eggy boi🥚: Understood, probably best she stays behind for now, she can meet her later if she wants!

lost the 50/50🥯: She probably won’t, if she could go her entire life never meeting another person, she’d very happily do that.

eggy boi🥚: ,,,Is it bad i kind of want to introduce her to byakuya now, i think theyd get along!

eggy boi🥚: Or theyd fight each other to the death.

eggy boi🥚: One of the two. Maybe i should get celeste in on a gamble with that. No actually thatd be stupid scratch the bet thing. Not the introducing them thing just the bet.

lost the 50/50🥯: I don’t… know how I feel about you potentially placing bets on if my girlfriend would kill “Byakuya” or not.

genshinimpact🎲: He said scratch the bet thing, so he’s not actually betting on your girlfriend potentially murdering someone.

storyofseasons🍊: nagito babe not the point the point is murder bad

genshinimpact🎲: Is it always though?

lost the 50/50🥯: In this case, yes. Yes it is bad, I like my girlfriend and don’t want her dead or in jail.

genshinimpact🎲: Lame.