Archive of Our Own ^beta

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pretty.n.pink has created a new group chat

pretty.n.pink has added pussy.slayer, be.right.back, hobbs.n.shaw, lemon.squares, and ur.final.girl to the group chat

be.right.back: …
be.right.back: now what the fuck is this

pretty.n.pink: its a new groupchat!! <3 <3 <3

lemon.squares: Liv, we already have a groupchat for the six of us?

pretty.n.pink: yuh i knooo
pretty.n.pink: but i thot maybe we shuld start fresh, yk?

pussy.slayer: because….??

pretty.n.pink: bc…u kno !!!

be.right.back: bc we’ve been awkward & MIA in the old GC ever since the ghostface killings happened.

pretty.n.pink: YES
pretty.n.pink: bc of that
pretty.n.pink: tanks mindy :3

hobbs.n.shaw: and making a new groupchat will change that? How?

pretty.n.pink: dont challenge me babe ):<
pretty.n.pink: i j miss u guysss ): i thot maybe this wuld help sumhow idk

ur.final.girl: i think it’s a good idea, liv x

pretty.n.pink: THANK U TARA

pussy.slayer: it prolly doesn’t help that our old GC is named
pussy.slayer: and i quote:
pussy.slayer: what’s your faaavorite scary movie? *knife emoji*

be.right.back: AHAAJAHAHAHA
be.right.back:..........yeah that aged poorly

ur.final.girl: WOWWWWWWW
ur.final.girl: YOU THINK?
ur.final.girl: i wonder whose BRILLIANT idea it was to name it that

lemon.squares: Okay, so step one of “The Friend Groupchat (Take 2)” should be a new…less “ironic” name.

pussy.slayer: y do u type like that

lemon.squares:...Like what?

pussy.slayer: like a fucking loser
pussy.slayer: sorry i meant:
pussy.slayer: Like (uppercase ‘L’) a FLIPPING, (comma) loser.

lemon.squares: Right, okay.
lemon.squares: First of all, you didn’t even use that comma right.

pretty.n.pink: GUYS NO FIGHTING IN THE NEW GC!!

pussy.slayer: o ok
pussy.slayer: in that case lemme just-

pussy.slayer has left the groupchat

be.right.back: SKSJSKSJSKJSSJ

ur.final.girl has left the groupchat

be.right.back: THIS IS SENDING ME

pretty.n.pink has added pussy.slayer and ur.final.girl to the groupchat

pretty.n.pink: ok fine you can fight a LITTLE bit pls stay

pussy.slayer: (: k

lemon.squares: Tara, why did YOU leave??

ur.final.girl: im not staying in a GC unless amber is there
ur.final.girl: obviously, lmao

hobbs.n.shaw: LOL Yikes that’s gotta sting buddy

lemon.squares: Whatever, can we just give this new groupchat a name?

pretty.n.pink has renamed the groupchat to:
what’s ur LEAST favorite scary movie? *pink flower emoji*

be.right.back: PISSING CRYING THROWING UP AHAHAHAHA

pussy.slayer: u actually have 1 brain cell, huh Liv?
pussy.slayer: it’s like the DVD screensaver up there, just bouncing around

lemon.squares: Oh, look! You used a comma right! TWICE!

pussy.slayer has left the groupchat

pretty.n.pink: srsly starting to rethink my decisions

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pretty.n.pink has added sex.posi and shoots.n.ladders to: what’s ur LEAST favorite scary movie? *pink flower emoji*

pussy.slayer: k so who the fuck is that ?

lemon.squares: Wow. How very welcoming, Amber. Why aren’t you always this pleasant?

pussy.slayer : idk wes, why r u always this fucking annoying ???

be.right.back: at this point it’s honestly like he WANTS you to publicly embarrass him
b.right.back: like everytime i think he’ll learn
b.right.back: and then everytime he fucking just walks into it

pussy.slayer: cuck

lemon.squares: I’m disengaging.

be.right.back: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
be.right.back: plsssss not him admitting it

ur.final.girl: ok as much as im enjoying this roast session can someone actually explain who the new ppl in the GC are

prtty.n.pink: yes!!
prtty.n.pink: mindy asked me to add them so i did (:

ur.final.girl: .....is that all u know?

prtty.n.pink: yes (:

ur.final.girl: anyone useful wanna jump in?

prtty.n.pink: ): 

be.right.back: yeah so basically these r the two girlies i told yall i met at that stupid accepted students dinner my parents dragged me to last weekend 

be.right.back: and so i figured since most of us will probs be going to blackmore university w/ them next year it’d be cool to add them to this GC and get to know them

sex.posi: heyyyy everyone!!! I’m quinn, nice to meet u all
sex.posi: i think @shoots.n.ladders is afk rn but her name’s anika

prtty.n.pink: hi quinn!!! <3 <3 <3 im liv, my bf @hobbs.n.shaw is bad at texting but he’s chad

ur.final.girl: tara

lemon.squares: Wes Hicks, pleased to meet you.

pussy.slayer: ohhhhh this makes sense now
pussy.slayer: remind me mindy was it anika or quinn u said was fine as hell?

be.right.back: neither amber.
be.right.back: bc i didnt say any such thing

pussy.slayer: found it (: it was anika 

pussy.slayer has sent an attachment

sex.posi: LMAOOOOOO

shoots.n.ladders: oh man i picked an EXCELLENT time to check my phone  

be.right.back has left the groupchat 

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what’ s ur LEAST favorite scary movie? *pink flower emoji*

ur.final.girl: OK !!!!!! can yall weigh in here and tell amber to stop being a dumbass pls 

be.right.back: amber fuckin stop
be.right.back: it's 8 in the morning 

lemon.squares: Stop it, Amber. 

pretty.n.pink: stop !!! 

sex.posi: stop…? 

pussy.slayer: WOWWW

hobbs.n.shaw: stop 

be.right.back: damn, even got chad to pitch in 

pussy.slayer: you guys dont even KNO THE CONTEXT and ur just agreeing w/ tara ??!?!?! 

be.right.back: yes 

lemon.squares: Yes. 

pretty.n.pink: yeahhh

sex.posi: im an empath 

pussy.slayer: ok so u guys r all dead to me 

sex.posi: no wait
sex.posi: im not trying to make enemies !!!

pussy.slayer: TOO LATE. 

pretty.n.pink: amber stop scaring the new girl ): 

shoots.n.ladders: can we actually have context, tara?
shoots.n.ladders: but also probs stop 

hobbs.n.shaw: im in calc with amber rn and she did, in fact, just absolutely throw her phone at the wall
hobbs.n.shaw: just thought everyone should know

final.girl: ok basically
final.girl: amber texts me last night saying she feels sick, she puked a bunch, headache, yadda-yadda
final.girl: i tell her to go find a thermometer and take her temp
final girl: this bitch goes, “oh its just 102°F”

shoots.n.ladders: HELLO

pretty.n.pink: AMBER !!!!!! ))))):

final.girl: and she still came to school today. 

final.girl: say it with me now:
final.girl: DUMBASS

pussy.slayer: IM FINE. 

final.girl: YOu’RE ILL

be.right.back: well i mean i couldve told u that
be.right.back: but srsly amber listen to ur gf and go home 

hobbs.n.shaw: ohhhhh i was wondering why amber looks and sounds like shit today 

pussy.slayer has left the groupchat 

be.right.back has added pussy.slayer to the groupchat
be.right.back: i said leave school not the groupchat 

hobbs.n.shaw: HAHAHA tara just rolled up to our calc class and took her away
hobbs.n.shaw: like all but picked her the fuck up and dusted off

be.right.back: DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHA
be.right.back: walk her like a dog 

pussy.slayer: i hate all of you 

pretty.n.pink: aw love that’s just the fever talking <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

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final.girl has created a new group chat 

final.girl has added be.right.back and boner.pills to the group chat

final.girl has renamed the groupchat to:
adulting is hard

final.girl: sam your help is needed ASAP

boner.pills: whats wrong
boner.pills: whats happening
boner.pills: are u ok ???
boner.pills: im calling you
boner.pills: answer the phone

final.girl: ok you don’t need to call me stop
final.girl: chill 

boner.pills: CHILL? you literally said “help ASAP”

final.girl: ok ok sorry
final.girl: it’s a little urgent but it’s not like an emergency
final.girl: im safe i just need ur sisterly advice and med student expertise 

boner.pills: fine, shoot
boner.pills: also why is mindy in this groupchat ??

be.right.back: hi sam 

boner.pills: hi mindy ?

final.girl: she’s here for moral support 

be.right.back: and also to make sure she ACTUALLY texted u for help cause im sick of getting her panic texts

boner.pills: A+ moral support right there
boner.pills: anyways ok whats happening 

final.girl: so as u kno im at ambers house
final.girl: and im trying to take care of her while shes sick
final.girl: but this is proving to be an increasingly difficult task and im realizing maybe i dont really know what im doing 

boner.pills: head cold? 

final.girl: flu or smth she has a fever

final.girl has sent an attachment

be.right.back: DAMNNNN chad wasn’t lying she looks like shit 

boner.pills: jeez ok
boner.pills: what’s her temp?

final.girl: 102 since last night, i cant get it to go down 

boner.pills: ok well what have you tried 

final.girl: lots of water and ive given her tylenol twice since we got home from school but im not sure shes keeping it down
final.girl: lots of puke 

be.right.back: gross dude

boner.pills: ok
boner.pills: ok what other symptoms does she have is she awake? Talking?

final.girl: shes very sleepy and a little out of it
final.girl: like she’ll respond when i talk to her but 

be.right.back: is she being like all needy and sappy and gay
be.right.back: when chad was sick w/ the flu 3 summers ago that’s what he was like
be.right.back: he cried a lot and wanted to cuddle with me “like we did in the womb”

final.girl:...sort of like that, yes

boner.pills: alright
boner.pills: ur not gonna like my advice 

final.girl: sam dont.
final.girl: you know we aren’t going to do that 

boner.pills: it could just be like an urgent care or something, doesnt have to be the HOSPITAL hospital 

final.girl: doesnt matter she wont want to

boner.pills: ok well my second suggestion would be to call her parents 

final.girl: ABSOLUTELY not. 

be.right.back: oh for two 

boner.pills: well should i come over ?
boner.pills: this seems out of your wheelhouse, if her temp seriously hasn’t gone down in almost 24 hours then she needs more than tylenol 

final.girl:...well 

boner.pills: ???

final.girl: it might be like, awk 

boner.pills: tara, seriously
boner.pills: im not gonna be an asshole
boner.pills: and as soon as her temp is down i’ll let you two be 

final.girl: no its not that
final.girl: i kno ur coming around to amber
final.girl: its just that like
final.girl: ive been cuddling her to make her feel better and bc she was so hot and sweaty 

be.right.back: oh my god
be.right.back: she’s fucking cuddling with u naked isnt she

final.girl: yes. 

be.right.back: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

boner.pills: jesus christ

be.right.back: THESE HORNY MOTHERFUCKERS

boner.pills: throw a blanket on her, im omw

be.right.back: can i come too? this is too good I wanna make fun of amber to her face 

boner.pills: no.

final.girl: NO

be.right.back: homophobes ): 

boner.pills: tara's literally cuddling with her gf right now NUDE i dont think she has anything against gay people 

be.right.back: u got me there 
be.right.back: hurts being out-gayed by ur own best friend 

final.girl: everyone stop before i delete this groupchat