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Iida Tenya created a group chat.
Iida Tenya added 19 others to the group chat.
Iida Tenya changed the chat name to “Class 2A“
Iida Tenya: Good evening everyone!
Iida Tenya: I recently came to the conclusion that we should create a group chat in case of emergencies.
Iida Tenya: While I would like to request that foul language be refrained from usage, I also know that any attempt to enforce it would be futile.
Iida Tenya: However, anyone who makes any derogatory or insulting comments, or sexually harrasses another student, will be forcibly removed and reported to Principal Nedzu-sensei. Otherwise, hello!
Uraraka Ochako: Hi Iida-kun!
Midoriya Izuku: Hello Iida-san!
Yaoyorozu Momo: Good evening Iida-san! As Vice Representative, would it be fitting to ask for moderator privileges?
Iida Tenya: Of course!
Iida Tenya has granted user Yaoyorozu Momo moderator privileges.
Yaoyorozu Momo: Thank you!
Yaoyorozu Momo: I think that it would be important to share preferred names and pronouns, if everyone is comfortable with that.
Jirou Kyouka: And that right there, ladies, theys, and gentlemen, is my stunning girlfriend.
Uraraka Ochako: And mine ♡︎
Ashido Mina: And mine <3
Hagakure Tooru: And mine! <333
Asui Tsuyu: And mine.
Jirou Kyouka: Yet I’m top joyfriend
Uraraka Ochako: Yet I kissed her first ♡︎
Hagakure Tooru: Yet I fucked her first <333
Ashido Mina: Girliepops, you’re all pretty
Hagakure Tooru: But Kyou’s nonbinary
Ashido Mina: Exactly
Ashido Mina: Girliepop is a gender-neutral term
Ashido Mina: Anyway, I’ll go first! I’m Mina, (top wife) and I use she/zey/they pronouns <3
Jirou Kyouka: Call me Jirou, or Kyou, only Yaomomo’s allowed to call me Kyouka. I use they/she prns and maybe xie/xier
Hagakure Tooru: I’m Tooru-chan! I use She/Her and looaaddss of neos >:DDD
Hagakure Tooru: But invis/invisibleself, cute/cuteself, and fae/faerself are def my favs!
Asui Tsuyu: Call me Tsu-chan, and I use she/they
Uraraka Ochako: beat this Tooru! Ochako or Chako-chan, and I use she/sh3/gravi/they/star/.mp3/<3self pronouns!
Hagakure Tooru: *bows down to the holy neopronoun goddess*
Ashido Mina: *copies tooru*
Todoroki Shouto: What are sh3 pronouns? How do I pronounce them?
Uraraka Ochako: They’re numerical pronouns! Different from emojiself prns, but like them they’re only supposed to be read, not spoken. Tho you can just think of them as the same as she/her, but replace the e with 3 :)
Todoroki Shouto: So in theory, I could use h3/h1m pronouns?
Ashido Mina: *le gasp* :o!!!
Uraraka Ochako: Yea, if that's what you feel comfy with!
Todoroki Shouto: Hm. Thank you, Uraraka-san.
Uraraka Ochako: Chako-chan >:(
Todoroki Shouto: Thank you, Chako-chan?
Ashido Mina: *faints from cuteness*
Hagakure Tooru: *copies Mina-chan*
Kaminari Denki: Hey! I’m Denki, he/vi/they/ey/she/it/bug/zap! (I beat u Chako-chan >:D Also, Yaomomo, can I have mod privileges? Plzzzz??
Shinsou Hitoshi: Gods, no, don’t do that.
Ashido Mina: DO IT YAOMOMO
Kaminari Denki: Toshi why 🥺
Shinsou Hitoshi: Cause it's true. You'll abuse them.
Kaminari Denki: Do you not love me anymore 🥺
Shinsou Hitoshi: yes
Kaminari Denki: 😭😭😭
Sero Hanta: Damn can I get an f in the chat for Denki
Ashido Mina: f
Uraraka Ochako: f
Jirou Kyouka: f
Kirishima Eijirou: f
Midoriya Izuku: f
Kaminari Denki: Well, at least Sero loves me!
Sero Hanta: I do?
Kaminari Denki: Yeah, becuz we’re besties!
Sero Hanta: We are?
Kaminari Denki: Yea
Sero Hanta: Okay? Anyway I’m Sero, he/they/xe.
Kirishima Eijirou: Kirishima, he/him!
Bakugou Katsuki: Name’s Bakugou, he/they. Don’t fuckin forget it.
Midoriya Izuku: Midoriya or Izuku, he/they! If you want to use Deku that’s alright, but please don’t use it in a derogatory way.
Tokoyami Fumikage: Tokoyami is preferred, and I use they/void/he pronouns. Dark Shadow uses it/they/she.
Yaoyorozu Momo: Please call me Yaoyorozu or Momo. I use she/her pronouns.
Todoroki Shouto: Todoroki is fine, He/They/H3 pronouns.
Ashido Mina: 🥹
Iida Tenya: I am Iida Tenya and I use He/Him pronouns!
Shouji Mezou: I’m Shouji, they/he.
Satou Rikidou: Call me Satou, he/him!
Kouda Kouji: ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა kouda, it/he
Hagakure Tooru: aww u use kaomojis!!! So cute!!! ♡︎♡︎♡︎
Kouda Kouji: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
Ashido Mina: I can use kaomojis too!!!
Ashido Mina:
⠀ (\ __ /)
(UwU)
＿ノ ヽ ノ＼＿
/ `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ \
( (三ヽ人 / |
| ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿／
｜( 王 ﾉ〈
/ﾐ`ー―彡\
|╰ ╯|
| /\ |
| / \ |
| / \ |
Hagakure Tooru: 0-0
Hagakure Tooru: very… cute ?
Jirou Kyouka: pff
Ashido Mina: exCUSE ME?!
Jirou Kyouka: thats pathetic mina
Ashido Mina: OH WELL IF YOU’RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN SHOW ME
Jirou Kyouka: bet
( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯
Ashido Mina: *shaking in intersex fear*
Hagakure Tooru: *hiding in mtf terror*
Asui Tsuyu: do it pussy
Uraraka Ochako: TSU-CHAN NO
Asui Tsuyu: Tsu-chan yes
Bakugou Katsuki: hey keroppi can i have your dick
Asui Tsuyu: hmm
Asui Tsuyu: make me jelly and you have a deal
Bakugou Katsuki: fucking done
Uraraka Ochako: TSU-CHAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Asui Tsuyu: I sold my dick
Uraraka Ochako: WHY?!?!?!
Asui Tsuyu: I don’t want it.
Uraraka Ochako: I LIKED IT THOUGH!!!
Asui Tsuyu: Too bad. bakugou-chan’s giving me jelly for it.
Asui Tsuyu: its no different than you selling your kidney for mochi.
Ashido Mina: HOLD ON W H A T
Uraraka Ochako: It’s very different! Your dick is useful! My kidneys are not!
Yaoyorozu Momo: Ochako, you know you can always just ask for money, right?
Uraraka Ochako: Yeah no. Sorry Momo, but I don’t take handouts
Ashido Mina: But you sell your kidneys on the black market?
Uraraka Ochako: Jirou knows what I mean!
Jirou Kyouka: chako wtf
Jirou Kyouka: that was supposed to be a secret
Ashido Mina: JIROU SOLD THEIR KIDNEYS TOO?!?!
Jirou Kyouka: no
Jirou Kyouka: i auctioned off my uterus
Jirou Kyouka: the bitch needs to die
Hagakure Tooru: hey kyou wanna trade
Jirou Kyouka: not unless you’re willing to pay $50000 yen
Ashido Mina: WTF JIROU YOU CAN GET THAT MUCH?! How much do you think the black market would pay for a custom pink tentaclit?
Kaminari Denki: Did you just call your dick “custom“
Ashido Mina: Absofuckinlutely i did
Bakugou Katsuki: only fucking pinky would call her dick custom
Iida Tenya: Please do not sell your organs on the black market! That is extremely unbecoming of a hero!
Todoroki Shouto: So is vigilantism
Kaminari Denki : DAMN
Sero Hanta: DAMN
Ashido Mina: DAMN
Bakugou Katsuki: GET ’EM ICYHOT
Midoriya Izuku: Was that directed at me or Iida-san, Todoroki-kun?
Todoroki Shouto: Yes.
Ashido Mina: *nods* *holds out microphone* And do you have anything to add about that spectacular roast, Todoroki?
Todoroki Shouto: Yes. First of all, I’d like to thank my sperm donor, and my fetus incubator, for giving me the PTSD needed to accomplish this. Second, I’d like to thank Midoriya, for sending me his location of a mysterious back alleyway which gave me the opportunity to collect blackmail and roast this comeback to perfection.
Hagakure Tooru: Amen! 🙏
Uraraka Ochako: *tearing up* That's my bestie right there!
Sero Hanta: “ Fetus incubator ” * wheeze *
Midoriya Izuku: I feel violated and insulted
Kirishima Eijirou: The only thing you should feel is hot, Midoriya
Ashido Mina: cuz you just got BURNED
Kirishima Eijirou: *high fives mina*
Ashido Mina: *high fives back*
Kaminari Denki: So, Yamomo, about those mod privileges…
Yaoyorozu Momo: I’m not sure, Kaminari-san.
Yaoyorozu Momo: But as a heroine in training, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Shinsou Hitoshi: YAOYOROZU DON’T
Yaoyorozu Momo has given Kaminari Denki moderator privileges.
Kaminari Denki: YESSSSSSS!!!!
Ashido Mina: YEEAAAHHH BESTIE!!!!!
Shinsou Hitoshi: You’ve doomed us all, Yaoyorozu…
Kaminari Denki: First order of business, names! I’m ashamed it’s taken us so long to change them. Forgive me, Mina.
Ashido Mina: Thou hast been forgiveth, as long as thou allowest thy to journey to thine room and assist thou in the process of naming.
Kaminari Denki: I say fuck yes
Ashido Mina: FUCK YEAH OMW
Shinsou Hitoshi: Oh Gods…