Chapter 1: Tattoo
Notes:
The Turtles' canon family name in 2003 is Splinterson! Isn't that adorable? I personally think Yoshi would've taken on Splinter and his GRANDKIDS AYOOOO but that's just my hc lol.
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“It will hurt.”
“Some pain is worth it,” Leo said, watching his furry lover from where he laid on the cot, Usagi fussing with a few items laid out on a table. His nose twitched lightly with a chortle.
“If you are certain, then.” He swooped down for a kiss, which Leo eagerly gave, trading his lips out for a wooden block for Leo to bite on and a belt wound around both hands to curl his fingertips into.
And then it began. At first it did not hurt, gentle soothing licks of a washcloth cleaning the area before a soft brush painted the outside lines, and then Usagi switched to the tools he’d need.
It pinched, like one of Donnie’s shots he insisted on, and he let out a slow breath before it pulled free then pinched again, and again, and again, scraping and pulling and shoving against his scaled arm. He held tight to the belt, teeth digging in and making marks in the soft wood block, a bit of drool trailing down his jaw as he started to breathe faster. He swallowed, the ache tapering off when Usagi paused, sweeping a thumb over his cheek. “Still good?”
Leo blinked, unaware that tears had begun to build in his eyes, but thankful they had yet to ruin his mask. He swallowed again, nodding as Usagi kissed the plump of his cheek. “Okay. Stop me when it gets too much.”
And, like most things, Leo did not stop him even when ‘it got too much’.
He held tighter and tighter to the belt, the leather creaking between his hands as he breathed slowly, trying to push himself into a meditative state. A tad hard when nothing but pain echoed up from his arm, into his shoulder, pulsing and pulling at the muscles and knocking at his temples.
He did not budge. He held on tight to the buoy that was Usagi in a maelstrom of a sea.
And when it was done, because it would end eventually, his eyes felt sticky with tears and his hands ached as he released his iron grip. Usagi tutted softly, rubbing his warm hands over Leo’s and he melted into the tender touches. His hands eased and were pulled into his lap, and the block replaced by tender kisses, his mouth aching a little from clenching his teeth so tightly but he pressed into them with a happy hum.
“There we are…so beautiful, my Leonardo, truly~” he purred, and Leo couldn’t help but to purr back as he was gently lifted up by a hand under his shell, one leg dangling off the cot as Usagi released him, taking up a washcloth and scrubbing away the rivulets of blood from his shoulder and dead scales. With that, he lifted up the small handheld mirror that Leo had brought along.
There, in black pretty ink, sparkled a name at him. ‘Miyamoto’
‘Miyamoto’
A fine, wonderful thing to match the one emblazoned on Usagi’s left pectoral, the one saying ‘Splinterson’ in dazzling, dark blue ink. His eyes crinkled as he smiled at Usagi, the pain fading in the joy that echoed in his chest.
“Absolutely perfect, love.”
Chapter 2: Pain In Usagi's Ass
Summary:
Usagi and Leo like to spar over who tops. Today, it's Usagi's win.
Notes:
Don't ask me, man. But hey this is like one of those rare times I write someone pegging someone! I need to write it more.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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They’ve done this before, a few times actually. It’s not that Leo’s afraid of hurting Usagi, it’s just…
It’s just really hot.
When they spar, when the lair is empty and it’s just them or if they’re out and about, or when they’re in Usagi’s world and it’s just them, they have this little contest. First one to pin the other gets to choose whatever they want to do, whether that means getting to be fucked, or doing the fucking.
They had their preferences, who didn’t? Leo absolutely loved it when Usagi fucked into him in long, slow strides in their bed, or riding his beloved slowly as they kissed, comfy and locked away from the rest of the world.
Usagi loved just watching Leo. He loved eating him out or fucking him or, on the somewhat rare occasions, watching as Leo fucked him instead.
They started their usual spar, on a day when Leo came to visit Usagi on his travels, Leo’s concentration swayed by the peek of fur under Usagi’s clothes as they slid down his shoulder a bit, leading to his immediate defeat. He was not one to protest, however.
Usagi wasn’t the only one who loved to watch his partner tower over him, you know.
With a win under his belt, and the decision made, Usagi started to untie his obi from his seated position on Leo’s plastron as said turtle watched, hands gripping Usagi’s thighs over his clothes as he clicked his tongue. “One might think you had this whole thing planned.”
“One might, if one did not ask the other half of the training spar why he brought his favorite toy to visit his boyfriend.”
“…touché,” Leo murmured as the obi came loose, the garment opening slowly and revealing that pretty snow white fur to the setting sun.
…and then he realized they were outside. He blinked as Usagi shifted, huffing as he realized he could no longer remain seated and fold his clothing like he wanted and so he stood as Leo sat up, crossing his legs. “Hmm. Out here in the nice grassy land, near a lake even…one might say you’ve gotten brave, Usagi-san.”
He never moved his eyes from where Usagi bent over, tail flicking as if knowing Leo’s eyes were on him-he had to, right?-as he finally folded them on top of Leo’s backpack he’d carried with him, taking the moment to dig around in it. “Hm. Perhaps you are rubbing off on me, ninja.” He immediately pointed behind him with a stern look. “Don’t.”
Leo raised his hands, but the temptation to say something was there as he grinned. “I wasn’t going to, I swear.” In his mind, however, he did giggle a little at the ‘rubbing off on me’ comment. Later, he thought as Usagi picked out the lube and Leo’s toy, heading back to his boyfriend with as much ease as if he normally waltzed about the evening time naked.
Not something Leo would deny imagining, certainly.
Anyway, the toy. It was a special one called a ‘Feeldoe’, a dark blue (because…he can be a little prideful, shut up) with an insertable vibrator, a bulb that would slide inside him and the dildo that would spread his beautiful bunny boy on his lap. He licked his lips, spreading his legs as Usagi plopped down, snapping open the lube to spread on the bulb as Leo slid his fingers against himself. “Want me to do you?”
“No, I just want to sit,” Usagi said, and damn wasn’t that a pretty hot thing to hear? Leo bit his lip, sliding a finger into himself with a rumble as the sticky lube spread over the bulb that would sit inside him. It wasn’t near as hot as watching Usagi’s nose twitch, his head bobbing down to lick at the head of it with a chirp. “I suppose I could give the loser a show~”
“The loser would greatly appreciate said show,” Leo sucked in a breath, whimpering as Usagi’s mouth opened, bobbing to take in the tip of the fake cock and ye gods it was like an open nerve straight to Leo’s core. Sure, he couldn’t feel it the same way he could feel Usagi’s broad tongue sweeping over his entrance and pressing against his clit, but he could imagine it which sent shivers up his shell as he watched the ‘show’. Usagi’s own long cock bobbed between his legs, and Leo ached to either feel it inside him or in his mouth, but not this time. This time was his turn to fuck Usagi.
Usagi had a smug look on his face as he licked a stripe up the pretty cock, other hand smothering the bulb in lube so it would only give a delightful stretch and no pain to his sweet turtle. “Hm. I have something more fun in mind. Are you prepared?”
Leo chuckled, sliding his finger free and bracing his arms on the grass behind him. “Sure, Usagi-san. What’ve you got in mind?”
“As your brother would say, that would be telling,” he chuckled, shifting forward on his knees and bracing himself on Leo’s thighs as Leo watched him, hand coming up to hold tight to one of Usagi’s legs as his thighs spread with ease. He couldn’t help the soft moan as his boyfriend pressed the bulb of the strap on to him, relaxing as it slid inside him with ease. The fullness felt so nice, and he shifted a bit to help as Usagi adjusted it to rest against his clit. “Now, watch~”
Leo raised an eyebrow, sucking in a sharp breath as Usagi lowered his mouth, opening it and taking the dildo back in his mouth, keeping eye contact with him.
Oh holy shell…
Leo groaned, hands clenching at the grass and ripping it up a little. “Usagi,” he breathed, watching as the rabbit samurai bobbed his head, taking the cock down more and more. Even though he couldn’t feel it, he could feel the hum of Usagi’s throat, the movement as he bobbed his head, imagine that devilish tongue sliding across his fake cock. He groaned, releasing the grass and making a fist to press into the dirt, rocking up as Usagi bobbed faster, eventually pulling off with a gasp as he panted.
“Too bad you can’t cum down my throat,” he said hoarsely, and ye gods, that was an image that Leo didn’t know he had been missing. He felt his throat tighten, lost in the daydream a moment before shaking his head with a nervous laugh.
“Don’t give Donnie any ideas…he already wants to try to make me a biological cock.” He adored his younger brother, but being asked if he wanted to be circumcised or not was not a question he expected at 5 in the morning over a cup of tea. In fact, he often wondered if he even dreamed the interaction. For now, he shook away any ideas of brothers and scientific experiments as Usagi straddled him, his cock sliding against the blue one, shifting up to press it against his entrance as Leo braced his hands on Usagi’s waist. “You sure? Not the best lube.”
“It will be fine, Leonardo-san,” he ducked down, pressing a kiss to his boyfriend’s lips with a soft sigh. “I like the burn.” Leo whined, shifting a bit as he shivered at the very idea before nodding, squeezing a hip in hand as his other roamed up Usagi’s back, pecking kisses across his chest as he slowly sunk down with a breathless sigh.
There was a bit of resistance, as usual when either of them weren’t stretched, but then with a pop Leo was inside him, holding his shaking boyfriend as he chirped and squirmed, toes curling against the grass as Leo had to hold on tight. Usagi loved to bounce like his namesake, but Leo knew the importance of slowing down and making sure you weren’t hurt, pressing kisses up his partner’s neck and nibbling at the fur sweetly as Usagi sank down with a groan.
It wasn’t too long, both of them locked in a kiss and rocking against each other, that they finally met, pelvis to pelvis, close enough one could hardly see the dash of blue disappearing into Usagi’s pulsing hole while his cock was pressed between him and his turtle lover. Leo groaned, hand roaming down to encircle the leaking cock, kissing him sweetly. “Good?”
“More than good~ You ready?”
“Mm-hmm.”
Usagi shifted, and Leo was reminded of one very fun time of Usagi in a brilliant blue kimono, sleeves sliding across Leo’s plastron as he rode atop him, a painting made by only some great unknown artist. A hand disappeared behind him, and he kissed Leo again, chuckling. “Alright, here we go~”
A click sounded, and the pretty blue cock erupted to life, buzzing violently against Leo and inside Usagi. When they were adventurous, they’d up it to the second, or even the third vibration, when Leo wanted to drive Usagi into the ground and rip him apart until all they were were bundles of pleasure writhing against each other. But today was just the first little notch, a gentle sway and a hiss of breath as Usagi groaned, burying his face into Leo’s neck as he bucked his hips. Leo hummed, kissing over his ears and down his cheek, rocking up into that beautiful body above him.
He groaned as the ridges nudged his clit, a shock of a buzz making its way up his shell as Usagi kept rising and falling, that smooth pink cock bobbing between them as Leo tried to stroke him in time. Both of them were panting fiercely, smearing kisses against each other and whining out each other’s names. His hand tensed around that pretty cock as pre slicked up his fist, and he kissed the samurai eagerly. “Gonna cum, Usagi-san~?”
“M-Maybe, close,” he purred, chuckling breathlessly as his hips continued to work, thrusting up into Leo’s fist then down back onto his cock. “And you, my darling blue~?”
“How can I not be with such a h-handsome samurai on top of me?” he stuttered, hips bucking up with a groan as they sped up, the setting sun warming their bodies to the point that they were sweating a bit, slick bodies casting shadows on the warm grass as Usagi caught him in a kiss.
“Then cum inside me, my ninja~ fill me up, pound into me until I mark us both~”
How could he deny his darling samurai anything when he pleaded like that? He pounded into him, their voices mixing into moans and pants and murmurs of each other’s name before it finally happened. Leo felt himself squeeze around the bulb tightly, thrusting up into Usagi with a sharp hiss and biting down onto his neck with a feral growl. Usagi groaned, arms wrapped around Leo’s shoulders as he ground down against the cock, Leo’s fist jacking him hard as he came, smearing over both is plastron and Usagi’s furry belly. Eventually they both slowed down, rocking against each other and regaining their breaths as they calmed, Usagi’s hand sliding down to clumsily switch off the vibrations. Leo sighed, stretching his legs out as he rubbed up Usagi’s thighs. “Ready to get cleaned up?”
“Hmph. I want to stay right here,” Usagi pouted, cuddling up closer and chittering as Leo laughed, slowly leaning back until he plopped into the grass, Usagi laying out on his front happily.
“Mm, fine then, but if anyone finds us, you get to explain it.”
There was a murmur of ‘annoying kames’ or something of the sort, and as the moon shined down with the stars blinking in the sky, the two lovers shared a sweet, tender kiss.
Notes:
<3 <3 <3 <3
Edit: I THINK 2003 USAGI IS A MASOCHIST?! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFO-
Chapter 3: Migraine Event
Summary:
Leo has a migraine. Usagi nurses him back to sleep.
Notes:
Short, written while I too was suffering the beginnings of a migraine. Not the best nor brightest idea, I say, lmao. But oh...what is love if not gently feeding your loved one soup while they are ill?
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Migraines needed to be an entity so that he could discuss with them how they impeded his life, and if that did not work, he would take a page from Raph’s book and beat the snot out of them.
Here in his room, it was at least silent. He couldn’t even stand the small flickering of candlelight, much less the once delicious smell that they would often emit. He was laid up in bed, hands laced on his belly, breathing deeply, washcloth over his face and bandanna tossed messily onto the bedside table.
It took hardly any time at all for the bed to dip, and he paused in his rolling thoughts as a furry hand gently cupped his cheek. “Leonardo,” came a whisper of a voice, so soft that it felt like wonderful cotton to his ears instead of grating pain like other voices had been. “I’ve brought you some soup. You need to eat.”
He let out a slow breath, unable to voice his swirling thoughts. Eating was bad. He was sure of it. The soup would be delicious under any other moment, but here and now, where he felt like a constantly spinning top, he was sure the soup would taste like absolute garbage.
The other gently rubbed his cheek, a press of lips against his cheek. “I know, I know, my beautiful Aoi…but it’ll be so much worse if you don’t eat. I brought crackers and softened them in the soup, too. And your favorite headache tea.”
The one that warmed him from the inside out? The one that his father would make for them when they were ill as children and he’d always associate with being gently rocked to sleep while sick with a cold?
Darn you, Usagi. How could you successfully bait him so?
He let out a soft, thin breath, tapping his fingers on top of the back of his hand as Usagi hummed. “Alright. You just let me move you then, darling.”
He could do that. He could absolutely do that.
He barely grunted when Usagi shifted, sliding furry hands under his arms and slowly moving Leo up to a more reclining position, the washcloth hardly budging as Usagi traced fingers over his jaw, skittering a pattern lightly before letting him go. Leo let out a soft sigh, grumbling when the fingers slid away. He could hear a small clatter, then something warm pressed near his lips. He opened his mouth, slowly sipping the spoonful of soup as Usagi fed him.
He could taste the remnants of the crackers, idly letting it float around in his mouth before he gave in to the body’s insistence to swallow. His skull grumbled angrily, flicking at him between the temples for this injustice and he whined softly as furry lips peppered kisses across his cheek.
He was fed tea that warmed his throat and his belly, sleep finally swaying him back and forth between the land of the living and whatever land dreams lived in. Usagi mumbled softly to him, adjusting him a bit so he could lean further back and not put strain on his shell, and between one minute and the next, Leo was gone, the agony of the migraine well and truly behind him as he slept evenly under the watchful gaze of his darling rabbit.
Chapter 4: Pillory
Summary:
Leo breaks a law (shocking!!!!) and is sentenced to be stuck in a pillory.
Turns out, that's kinda hot.
Notes:
yeah none of these are like linear so this happens whenever you wanna think it does. it does happen in Usagi's universe tho lmao
also ngl Pillories are hot, more people should get fucked in them. pls. thanks.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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“Yes, yes, laugh it up,” Leo said, his hands flexing a bit. “Just, you know, ignore how embarrassing this is for me.”
Usagi’s muffled laugh bubbled up before he cleared his throat. “I apologize, Leonardo-san. I did warn you, though.”
Leo felt his face warming up under his mask, huffing. “I know, I know! I didn’t even mean to do it…”
‘It’ being accidentally touching a very much well-respected orb that sat upon a pillow inside a shrine. He really didn’t mean to touch it, honestly, but he had stumbled and reached out and…well…the locals had decided his fate.
…which was to be imprisoned in this weird wooden thing for two days. It forced him to bend over, hands and head latched into it, a very embarrassing position to be in even though everyone had been quite serious.
Except Usagi, who was giggling madly at the idea of his tight-laced boyfriend breaking a law.
Hardy har har, indeed.
Everyone had dispersed after making sure that Leo was, indeed, very sorry for his actions. Usagi was literally the only one around now, playfully mocking his partner’s position. Leo groaned, slumping his head with a pout. “This is boring.”
“I can break you out, you know,” Usagi pointed out, and Leo weighed whether breaking him out and thus breaking another law would be worth it, or just take his lumps for two days and be stuck here.
As he thought for the moment, Usagi idly walked around him, grinning at him as he appeared and rubbing his cheek softly. “My poor Aoi…” he teased, and Leo playfully nipped his hand with a smirk.
“What, me breaking things turns you on, Usagi-san?”
Usagi merely hummed, idly walking around the wooden object as Leo thought more about whether breaking out would be worth it. A furry hand slid across his hell, and he sucked in a breath, nervously looking out into the empty grove around them. “U-Usagi-san?”
“There’s no one around, Leonardo-san,” he murmured, and Leo couldn’t see him, but he could imagine him. The rabbit in his dark blue yukata, swords on his hip thumping against each other, his brilliant smirk as his eyes roved over Leo’s frozen body. “And you look…delectable, like this~”
Leo bit his lip to quiet down the whimper, shifting his legs a bit as his thighs shivered, his tail eagerly flicking up instantly. His body was way on board, eager for whatever touch Usagi decided to lay upon him. “Mmm…b-but…what if we get caught?”
“I will make up something,” Usagi said simply, his hand trailing across the edge of Leo’s shell and he couldn’t help a stuttering moan, nodding shakily.
“F-Fine, but, but fast, okay? Then we gotta leave, there’s no way I can show my face around here after this.” He’d be so mortified, he’d beg Raph to put him out of his misery.
Usagi just laughed, and he heard a shifting of clothes, and Leo’s traitorous body shifted, hips canting back with his tail wagging excitedly as he flushed, eyes flicking around as if trying to find some invisible individual. His cunt pulsed in excitement and nervousness, eager for the touch of his lover.
Two furry hands gripped his hips, shifting him up more so he was on the tips of his toes then and he shivered, swallowing roughly.
And then he heard the most ridiculous thing.
“Itadakimasu,” came Usagi’s voice, and Leo burst into a laugh.
“W-What-Usagi-sAN-“ he squealed, eyes widening as a tongue slid over his slit, licking up each bit of slick that escaped from his cunt. He couldn’t help laughing and stuttering over a moan as he squirmed, hips bucking back as best they could as Usagi eagerly chased the twitching cunt, tongue sliding into Leo’s entrance and making the turtle melt with a whine.
A finger slid in as well, stretching Leo who kept whining and gasping in pleasure, pussy twitching around both as he started to leak down his thighs. Usagi pulled his tongue free to chase after each streak, kissing across strong thighs and teeth nibbling at old scars. Leo whined, panting as he felt the burn of warmth in his belly. “Usa-sagi-Usagi-please, please, please,” he chanted as his rabbit purred at him.
“What does my beautiful Kame want, hm? Want me to fuck you, darling? Stuck here all open and soft for me?” he kissed one of Leo’s quivering thighs as his finger curled a bit, thrusting into Leo who squealed, nodding even though Usagi couldn’t see him.
“Yes, yes, yes, please, please fu-uuuck me,” he groaned, his face burning as he begged, hands in fists as his hips bucked against Usagi’s hand. He supposed he should be more focused on in case someone approached or found them, but all he could think of was his beloved rabbit spearing him open, fucking into him and filling him with so much cum he was dripping.
Usagi chuckled, nipping a thigh before his finger slid out of Leo. He could hear the crunch of dirt under Usagi’s feet, his own legs shaking in anticipation as something hot and heavy slid against his slit. Usagi’s hands returned to his hips, rubbing circles into his flesh. “Might want to quiet down, darling…wouldn’t want to attract attention, would we?” he purred, and Leo found himself warbling out an argument that derided into a sharp gasp as he felt Usagi push into him. He buried his teeth into his lip, the tails of his bandanna dangling down beside his head. “Although, I do so love to hear your voice…perhaps I shall aim to make you scream, Leonardo-san, just to see what would happen.”
They knew what would happen, the guards would come running and they’d have to flee for their lives. But the idea of Usagi making him shriek loud enough for the town to hear was…well, it was a tease, that was for sure! One hand left his hip, gently trailing a pattern down his shell, and he couldn’t help a soft churr as his tail flicked against the front of Usagi’s yukata. “Mmm, you’re right, Leonardo-san. That lovely voice is all for me,” hr murmured, squeezing his hip as he slid further into the shivering turtle.
Leo groaned, gasping as he bucked his hips up, flicking his head back to thunk against the wood of the contraption he was locked in. “Usagiiiii,” he groaned out, thighs shaking as he felt slick slide down one thigh, opening up to the eager rabbit. “Mmm, please, please,” he moaned as Usagi laughed, bending a bit and pressing soft kisses to his shell.
“I see you, Leonardo, I will take care of you,” his hops slid back slowly, and Leo couldn’t help a chirp of displeasure until he was thrusting back in, the chirp wavering into a cry of pleasure. He couldn’t wriggle around or grip onto Usagi, merely holding on for the ride as it were.
He groaned, slumping a bit in his binds, back arched as best he could as Usagi rolled his hips. There was something intimate when fur would meet scales, but to feel the scrape of cloth against his thigh, to feel the bump of one of Usagi’s twin swords thumping against his shell, felt somehow more mesmerizing and…lewd. He let out a choked garble as Usagi leaned over him, trapping him further as his cock slid in deep, shouting when teeth scraped against the lip of his shell. “A-AH! Usagi-san!”
“Mmm, I cannot kiss you like this, but I have always wondered how…sensitive your handsome shell was,” he mumbles, hips drawing back and thumping forward, a squelching noise starting to echo as Leo panted, his face burning so hot he thought his mask would erupt into flames. He whimpered, shaking his head and shivering as furry lips pressed against the rough shell, a tongue teasing against a dip here, a small old crack there.
“Usagi-please-I just,” he whined, feeling the hand flex on his hip as the other dragged sharp nails down his shell. It hardly left a dent-most things did not, they had found over the years-but he still felt it enough that it left him screeching, throwing his head back as he squeezed around Usagi’s thrusting cock. The samurai chittered softly, the hand moving under him and making him squirm only for those soft fingers to swirl around his aching clit. “Usagi!”
“Call my name,” he rasped out, driving into Leo hard enough to leave an aching bruise against his thighs, fingers digging in to the soft, squishy flesh where he was opened up to his beloved rabbit. “That’s it, my ninja, cum for me, call my name so the Gods can here you-!”
And then he dug his teeth against the edge of Leo’s shell, a sharp ache that echoed over his shoulder and right into a piercing jolt in his gut as he came with a hiccuping gasp of Usagi’s name. His hips bucked backwards as he shook his head, whimpering and chirping as his muscles squeezed tight around the thrusting cock, gasping for air as his mind swirled on the waves of pleasure.
After a moment, he slumped in place, breathing heavily as Usagi cursed, thrusting in deep as he came, panting softly as Leo felt him pull out slowly. He couldn’t help a soft whimper as he felt the head of that cock slide against his gaping entrance, smearing cum across the tender flesh, sliding back and brushing against his thighs.
Leo huffed. “Did you wipe cum on me?” he grumbled out, his throat a little sore as Usagi laughed softly, a tender kiss pressed to the center of his shell as he rubbed his side.
“Apologies, Leonardo-san…I know of a onsen that I can bathe you in, make you feel nice and refreshed.”
And probably another little romp in the water and hope they didn’t get caught, but he wasn’t one to argue against that. He merely hummed as Usagi redressed, sliding around him to pick the lock, releasing his beloved ninja who swayed in place as blood traveled back into his limbs, stumbling right into Usagi’s arms as the rabbit nuzzled his face, peppering kisses over him and nibbling his jaw. “As much fun as that was, Leonardo-kun, I must say I would rather see your face,” he purred, and Leo huffed, wrapping his arms around his samurai as he shifted, clenching his legs together with a pout.
“I’m filthy, Usagi, I cannot possibly be seen like this!” he was totally not whining…but he was, as he tugged his rabbit’s ear with a totally not a pout. Usagi laughed, kissing his hand as he knelt quickly, lifting Leo in a bridal carry.
“Then I shall ensure no one shall see you in such a state of lasciviousness, dearest. I shall help remedy this since I was the cause of it.”
Leo let out a laugh, dragging Usagi in for a kiss as he purred, curling his legs up as the samurai carried him. “Mm, you better…or next time, the villagers are getting an eyeful of your furry butt trying to get your clothes out of a tree.”
Usagi’s laugh echoed as they raced away, leaving behind one tale they were not about to grace Leonardo’s family with, once he were home.
Notes:
heh, kinky.
i have a feral Usagi idea for one day. one day.
Also anyone seen the new helluva boss episode? I liked it! but i love character arcs anyway lol.
ANywhooooooo....time to work on more things <3
Chapter 5: Drunk and In Love
Summary:
Leo's drunk.
Usagi is...a little drunk.
...antics!!!
Notes:
i like gagging Leo with his own mask what can i say
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Casey had decided to introduce the idea of ‘alcohol’ to their friend, Usagi.
Casey conveniently forgot that Usagi, despite being from another world, was well versed in the wiles of alcohol, although his choice of drink was sake.
However, he had never seen Leo as drunk as he was tonight, he thought in amusement. The drink in question was some ‘hard iced tea’ or something, and Leo, happy to down anything tea-like or sweet tasting, had drunk about four cans before he started swaying in place, happily hugging his brothers and whining if he was shooed away.
Which is how Usagi found himself on Leo Duty, so to speak.
He chuckled as Leo clumsily climbed into his lap, face dark green in the fake light of the apartment, settled in the ‘guest armchair’ as April so kindly called it. He was thankful that Leonardo’s brothers had slunk away as the night wore on, Raphael stealing Casey’s bed as a ‘joke’ only to conk out solidly, while Casey whined about being left out ‘in the cold’ until he fell asleep in the guest bedroom. Thankfully, there was no Splinter to chastise them for being so drunk, and Donatello and Michelangelo had snuck off late in the night with matching giggles, but now Usagi wondered if he should have followed their lead and taken Leo back to his bedroom.
Not! Not Usagi’s bedroom! But, um, Leonardo’s, bedroom…not…for any lascivious activities! But…um…
…his face was burning red now.
Mostly in part due to the beautifully, handsome turtle in his lap, arms around Usagi’s shoulders with a carefree grin on his face.
…and a small part due to his thoughts.
He hummed a bit when Leonardo shifted, hips pressed up against Usagi’s as he leaned down to press a messy kiss to one ear with a soft giggle. “Hmm? What’re you thinking, my love?”
“Soft,” he crooned, clumsily petting over Usagi’s face with a drunken grin. “I’m in your lap~!”
“You are,” he agreed, grateful that there were none around to witness Leo’s tittering laughter. The blue-banded turtle was prideful of his calm, unnerved countenance, and Usagi was reluctant to allow many to see the sweet, adorable, giggly side when Leo was not entirely within his mind. “What are you going to do there, hm?”
Leo purred softly, his lips bounding from one ear to the other, nuzzling between them as Usagi’s face was pressed into his chest.
Oh. This was…very nice.
Too nice, actually.
A certain part of him was enjoying his beautiful turtle squirming on his lap far, far too much for it to be anything but crude, and he tried to gently nudge Leo away from the apex of his thighs where his pants were tented, clearing his throat. “Y-You’re so cute, Leonardo-san, but this is y-your friend Casey’s home, is it not? Perhaps we should just fall asleep-“
Leo chirped lazily, hazy eyes squinting down at him as he giggled, spreading his legs a bit further as he straddled Usagi. “Everyone’s asleeeeep, sillyyyy,” he crooned, one hand stroking an ear just the way he knew Usagi liked, making the rabbit tap his foot with a chitter of pleasure. “Pleeeease? I want yoooou,” he whined, and Usagi could feel it as he rocked down, his wet slit weeping against Usagi’s pants.
Idly, he wondered if Leo always got horny while drunk and that was why he was always reluctant to drink, but his thoughts were quickly chased away by the beautiful image of his darling riding him on the armchair as they both tried their best to keep quiet.
…he’d regret it in the morning, but that was for future Usagi.
(Who, currently being scolded by April while he and Leo sat next to each other as Raph cackles madly in an armchair nearby, was cursing past him for at the very least not getting a blanket.)
“Alright, alright, just a moment, my love,” he whispered, patting Leo’s hip gently as the turtle whined, burying his face into Usagi’s fluffy head. “You have to be quiet. Can you do that for me, my heart?”
Leo let out a happy chirp, tail wagging behind him, and Usagi knew immediately he could not. Oh well. That’s what they used the mask for at least.
He helped slide it down into Leo’s mouth, the drunk turtle blinking in confusion before eagerly squirming when fuzzy fingers slid down his plastron, grazing his clit gently before sliding a finger through puffy lips, seeking out his entrance.
“My beautiful ninja, still so pretty even ‘three sheets to the wind’ as Jones calls it,” he chuckled, tilting his head up and kissing over Leo’s bound lips, pressing soft kisses over his face as Leo’s purring racketed up a notch, his entire body vibrating as he sunk onto the finger pressing into him, trying to ride the palm grinding against him as he let out soft whines.
“Mmm, you wanna cum for me first? Or would you rather do that as I slide into you, pump you full of me,” he purred, and Leo groaned, hips jerking down harder, shaky hands gripping his shoulders as he quickly nodded, garbling out some answer.
But they had been together so long, Usagi could practically pull apart half-said words while the other scarfed down food while starving. He hummed, curling his finger a bit and letting Leo jerk against his palm before sliding his hand free. “Alright, let me fill you up, darling.”
Leo purred happily, nuzzling Usagi’s cheek and trying to press kisses to him as his hips slotted so nice against Usagi’s even as he tried to tug them down just a little. Enough to free his aching cock, since it definitely seemed his darling was not about to wait for a full undress.
But then, he was just as impatient, so he had no room to stand.
His cock sprang out and slapped against the pulsing slit, making them both groan softly, and he gripped Leo’s thick thigh, pressing his nails into it and making his beloved shiver eagerly. “Lift up, there’s a good boy, come now. You want to ride me, yes?” he whispered, sucking a mark onto Leo’s jaw as the kame groaned under his gag, hips jerking unsteadily before he braced his knees on the chair, lifting himself slowly.
It was almost a tease as those puffy lips slide over his cock, coating him in the slick leaking from his darling. Leo whined, jerking forward and pressing against him as best he could, uncoordinated movements making it so the hot cock was missing with each roll of his hips.
“Shhh, patience, love,” Usagi murmured, leading his hops forward with ease, and they both moaned as Leo sank down on his cock, enveloping him fully, tight as ever. He quivered on Usagi’s lap, drool escaping the gag as he panted sharply, Usagi kissing up his jaw as he rubbed circles into his hips.
…maybe Usagi WAS a tad drunk as well, since he completely forgot they were in a rather public place.
That’s what he’d plead, anyway.
He let out a chitter of pleasure as he rocked up into Leo, who happily took on the role of being an energizer bunny in his own right. Hands gripped Usagi’s shoulders to balance him as he bounced slowly, face turning dark as he panted out his pleasure, muffled groans of Usagi’s name racing right to his core as he pulsed inside Leo’s cunt.
Leo let out a churr of eager pleasure, dropping down again to grind against him, and Usagi let out a slurred curse as he buried his face into Leo’s neck, sharp teeth digging in to his clavicle and making him yelp and tense up before shuddering eagerly.
“That’s it,” he whispered, lightly rocking them and forcing Leo up and down on his cock, the turtle gasping and gargling out his name as he rolled his hips, “that’s it, my beloved, so pretty on my lap, mmm. Be quiet, lest we get caught,” he giggled, kissing over the cloth gag again as Leo whined, rolling his hips and rippling around the cock thrusting inside him.
He squeaked when a thumb slid down, swirling around his clit and gently running over it. “Cum for me, Leonardo-san, let me see your pretty face when you do so.”
It hardly took too much-both of them riled up and inhibitions thrown to the wind-before Leo was scrabbling at his shoulders, tensing up as he arched up as best he could with his shell, whining out Usagi’s name as slick gushed around his cock. His pussy tensed hard, milking Usagi as he cursed, biting into his shoulder to muffle his moans as he came, pumping Leo full of his cum as his hips jerked up into him.
They panted, Leo shakily reaching up to tug down the gag, pecking kisses over Usagi’s face, his tail wagging behind him as the mask dangled around his face, soaking wet. “Mmmm, that was niiiice~”
“Hm, only nice?” he murmured, kissing back as Leo sunk down to keep him inside him, settling on his lap with a goofy grin. “Perhaps I shall have to train harder then.”
“Mmm, everythin’ ‘s nice with you,” Leo mumbled, hiding his face in his neck with a yawn.
Usagi pretended his face wasn’t burning as he shakily lifted them up, half tottering to the couch to plunk down on, not even caring to clean up or pull out of his darling kame who was busy fluttering kisses over his neck as they drifted off.
(Again, Past Self.
A fucking blanket!!!!)
Notes:
Casey: A guy from another universe? let's get him drunk!
Raph: Leo's gonna kill you
Usagi, who has drank himself under the table while pretending to be an adult when sneaking into various inns: you may try, Casey Jones :)look can you blame Usagi...Leo is so pretty...he forgot himself...

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