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kristoph gavin was in his solitare cell "yo" said the guard "gtfo out of there" "wee moving you to a island" "ok" say kristoph and he got .
got singed paperwork for going to a island
and THEN got nocked unconcisis
he wake up
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fabyen: are zou ok? he said in swim clothing because it was the beach
zou seem pretty out of it to be honest. im also. no, everyone else feels the same way too since we suddenly got put in this weird... situation he said in swim clothing because it was the beach
hey. are you listening? ge said in swim clothing because it was beach
kristohp: wjere are we
favien: the beach no one has one clue were we are he said in swimming clothinn because it was the beach
favieb: theres like 50 other fucks here too he said in swim clothyog because it was the beach
blur badger appear "looks like rveryone is awake" he said with a floaty thing on because it was the beach
dahlia: "lol i get resurrected for this fucking shit" she said in swim clothing because it was the beach
ok this joje is really dumb
"ZVARIR"
blue badger: im the host of playonic relaexjng prison games
danekuma: hi im lije chef from total drama
florint: this is bulshit i cnat be outside in the SON
acro: you get tan and he cried tears
florent: qas spraying so much perfune on himself
jezaile: what are uou tanphobic
engarde was blowin hair: pfft look whose talkeng
jezaile: lets not ignore the ELEPJINT in the room
nichedge: lets not itnore the hedge hog in the room
simin keyes: lets not ifnore the horse in the room
horace knightkey: say 1 more thjng i might juts aim at youre pretty little head
blue bager:
horace knightley then shot simon keyes but it was actual a volleyball because it was the beach but then it was a shot put because it was the beach and then simon keyss died instantly but it was pg2-5 simon leyss so no one cared
blue badger got so amgry: NO KILLING
sirhan: ive gaven up on killing i only carfe faces out but i dont jill them
blue badger: this is youre vacation away from BEINB KILLERS so STOP kill each other
blaise: yknow the last time i was in a vacation... was when i got shot in my shoulder
adrine: my scedules all RUINED spanking damien tenma to death 2 pm spanking solonon starbucks 2:01 pm etc
ernest is in swim clothing: why is the point of that thats literally insane
lanxe was in handcuffs and by thr beach: enrest: im pushing you in lance
lance: j cant SWIM i have handcuffs on
enrest: pussy
famon gant swimming saves lances kisses him to do cpr saves his life
lance: throughs up water
florent: you CUNT you ruined my wall,mart shoes
blue badger: every one settle down
A FEW HOURS LATR
frank sahwit play baseball with richard wellington: because it was the beach instead of a killing game
richard d : whops i throwed the baseball glove into the beach
frank sahwit shitting out 5 bananas: ghere you go
kristop gaven was watchinh the peaceful base ball as he was at a outcide bar drinking wiine
the' bartender was morgane fey
motgan: oh we r out of wine.
she look up 5 minutes crafts making wine
6 minote later
kristopj took the wine bottle
and then BEAT RED WHITE
with the bottil
blue badger: are you BRAKING RULES
kristop: no its juts wine
blue badger: prof it
kristopl was on white head then sucking his blod LIJE a vampire: he had to go to levels of deprave 2 hide his crime
red white: hi and he was vompletely ok because it was the beach
OTHER PART OF BEECH
john doe was alone w8th engard and immediately whent 3 the throat so engarde couldnt scream and to hide the body he got 6 trash bags for every linb plus hed and fase then went 2 a secluded partof the beach and put each bag underwatee soas to see if they would floet after ge finished his experiment he would dunp engardes body one at a time into the ocean to be lost forever but engarde was completeky FINE because it was the beach and theres no killling so its completely ok
engarde: this isn it a good look 4 me
but its ok heson beach going to tan relax etc have fun
manwhile paule atisin got lost so it was basically caset away lost forever he got a coconut "my fellow islander will u vote me 4 presidant" the cock said no then pauk threw it qway in2 ocean
then it was several years and he was on the beach from old that turns you old 4 5 yearsand he vame back to red white red wgite had a wife andkids with mia fey
"im not gay paule"
but this was actual just a dream paul was having in hammock because it was beach
tigre wss nearby: AGGGGGRAAH,HhHH im TANNING
courtney shit: are you blinb also what happened uendo
tigre: i ate him
shit: ok
OTHER PARTOF BEACJ
godot was stabbing dahliabbut it was ok because ir was dahlia
blue bagre was on announcemant: hi this concludes first day at prisone summer canp
jigoku: my verdict is..... this summer is going to be the best summer EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR