Chapter Text
Hu Tao comes online
Hu Tao: LMAOAOAOAO
Childe: ASTOP I NEED HELP COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST COOPERATE
Heizou: Girl I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure everyone is trying to work in class right now LOL
Childe: Right.. FINE THEN I'LL JUST ASK AFTER
Childe goes offline
Hu Tao: Watch him forget LMFAOOO
Heizou and Hu Tao went offline.
After classes end, some of the students are now in their dorms.
Xinyan comes online
Xinyan: when did this chat get created?
Some others come online
Hu Tao: BACKREAD LOL
Xinyan: Oh.. Poor him lmfaoo
Mona: He really just remembered his unfinished English essay in the middle of class then decides to make a whole group chat just to ask for help is funny to me. The fact that not many people answered either LMAOOO
Childe: IM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW
Mona: You better get working on that essay little man 💀
Childe: ...
Childe goes offline
Hu Tao: I CANT
Venti: He went offline so quick..
Hu Tao: OMG BESTIE!?!?11/1!?
Venti: HEYYYY
Venti: Omg you're not gonna believe what happened during the locker room LMFAO
Yanfei: What happened?
Hu Tao: TELL US!!!
Venti: ALRIGHT SO we were all just changing in the locker room right.. Then there was this kid that broke in and we all started screaming, some were running out of the room LMFAO. I looked at her and I swear I saw her holding onto a bomb, I WAS LIKE WHO'S KID IS THIS DUDE????? OH MY GOD I LITERALLY SCREECHED. THEN SOME STAFFS CAME IN AND HAD TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE ROOM AND TOOK AWAY THE BOMB. I DO NOT KNOW HOW SHE BROKE IN BUT WHAT THE FUVK
Hu Tao: OH MT GOD NO WONDER THE ANNOUCEMENTS TOLD US TO STAY IN OUR CLASSROOMS FOR A WHIle\
Jean comes online.
Jean: I'm very sorry for the occurrence, Klee somehow managed to get into the boys locker room with a bomb.
Jean goes offline
Venti: KLEE??? AND WHY IS THERE A TEACHER IN THE GROUPCAHT
Mona: LOL THERES NO WAY
Xiao comes online
Xiao: ??
Venti: OH MT GOSH XIAO
Xiao: Hello.
Mona: Not the lovebirds bro
Venti: STPPP
Childe comes online
Xiao goes offline
Mona: LMAOOOO?
Childe: GUYS IM STUCK
Heizou and Itto comes online
Heizou: it's too funny seeing you struggle on a simple essay
Itto: PERHAPS I CAN BE IN ASSISTANCE!
Childe: PLEASE DUDE
Itto: I WILL BE ARRIVING AT UR DORM IN JUST A MINUTE!
Childe and Itto goes offline
Heizou: for some reason I have a bad feeling about this
Hu tao: LMFAOAOA DONT SAY ANYTHING I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
Everyone is now offline.
The next day,
Childe comes online
Childe: Oh my god.
Heizou comes online
Heizou: Why are you texting in the middle of class bro
Childe: STPTPPP I GOT KICKED OUT OF MISS KEQINGS CLASS IM NOT JOKING
Heizou: English right?
Childe: YES DUDE
Heizou: BRO WHAT DID YOU DO
Childe: SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY ESSAY AND TOLD ME TO GET OUT
Heizou: LMFAOAOOAAAA WHAT DID ITTO WRITE
Childe: HEP MEE I DIDNT EVEN CHECK......
Yoimiya comes online
Yoimiya: What did bro do to get kicked out of her class so quickly?? LMAOOO I LITERALLY SAW EVERYTHING
Childe: STPP THSI MADNESS
Kazuha, Rosaria , and Lumine comes online
Kazuha: Are you okay, Childe? I saw what happened.
Lumine: Childe you stupid fuck LMAOOO
Childe: SOPT YES I AM OKAY
Rosaria: Sure..
Diluc comes online
Diluc: What is this nonsense? Stop being on your phones and pay attention.
Childe: HELLO?>??? WHY IS THERE A TEACHER IN HERE
Diluc: That does not matter right now.
They all immediately go offline.
Diluc: Thank you.
Diluc then goes offline.
Notes:
I wonder what Itto wrote.... Also im very sorry by how short this is lmao! i will be sure to make them even longer in the next chapters. Thank you for reading! Maybe you could give me some tips in the comments below,
Chapter 2: Venti I swear
Summary:
Zhongli: Perhaps you lack knowledge?
Venti: Shut up you buffoon
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Venti comes online
Venti: Just me or did I used to think that Zhongli was a teacher
Others come online
Hu Tao: NO SAME
Venti: RIGHT?? WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WASN'T I WAS BAFFLED.
Scaramouche: Don't be stupid.
Venti: YOU CAN'T SAY I'M WRONG THOUGHHH?
Xiao: ...
Zhongli comes online
Zhongli: Is that so?
Venti: You oldies shouldn't go to school
Zhongli: Right, or maybe it's because you're too overwhelmed by my intelligence.
Hu Tao: I wouldn't take that if I were you LMFAO
Venti: YEAH OKAY DONT GET TOO FULL OF YOURSELF MR Z
Zhongli: Perhaps you lack knowledge?
Venti: Shut up you buffoon
...
Venti: Anyway wanna hang out today
Zhongli: Why not.
Zhongli and Venti went offline
Xiao: What?
Hu Tao: LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAA
Scaramouche: I swear sometimes I fall for their 'friendly' bickering
Xiangling: It's hilarious to watch though LOL
Aether: Right.. OMG I remember that time where me and Venti were making paper airplanes in the back of the class during algebra, then Venti's dumbass decided to throw one and it hit Zhongli's head. LMAO THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHO DID IT, ME AND VENTI WERE DYING HELLOOO??
Lumine: It was idiotic of you two but I had to agree, I was trying to hold in a laugh..
Kaveh: STOPP I REMEMBER THAT I think only a few people saw that, yet nobody told him who it was LMFAOOO I COULDN'TT
Hu Tao: LOL OMGG I WISH I WAS IN YOUR CLASS
Aether: PLZZ
Xiao: I have no words..
Xinyan comes online
Xinyan: GUYS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD TRIP NEXT WEEK??
Hu Tao: WE ARE??
Scaramouche: Didn't they email you?
Hu Tao: Oh wait yeah they did!
Xinyan: Where do y'all think we're going??
Kaveh: Well I did hear we're probably going to go camping.. Imagine all the insects dude, EW.
Scaramouche: Lmaoa don't be a pussy
Kaveh: SHUT UP
Cyno comes online
Cyno: Um uh oh I just watched Collei fall into a pond somehow
Kaveh: THEN HELP HER UP???
Cyno: Tighnari got her. She is okay. No injuries
Xiangling: At least she's fine!
Alhaitham: You need to start watching her carefully.
Cyno: Yes
Cyno went offline
Kaveh: lol I hope he got his phone snatched
Xinyan: LMFAOOA
Lumine: I swear dude
Aether: LUMINE COME DOWNSTAIRS PAIMON IS ASKING FOR YOU
Lumine: What, okay
Lumine and Aether went offline
...
Kaveh: Anyways I need to go work on my project
Xinyan: Goodluck!
Kaveh: Thanks!
Kaveh and others went offline.
Venti comes online
Venti: GUYS
Venti: GUYSS
Venti: GUYSSS!!!
2+ people have came online
Kazuha: Venti? It's 2am.
Venti: I KNOW BUT OMG
Heizou: GIRL WHAT HAPPENED NOW
Venti: THERE'S A CAT IN MY ROOM HELLPPP
Aether: How did that happen LMFAOOO
Venti: I OD NO TKNOW BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLIGN MEEE EHLPEPPP I DONT WANAN WAKE MY PARENTS UPP
Heizou: THROW IT OUT?? I DONT KNOW
Venti: BUT ITS CUTE
Kazuha: Omg. I don't blame you, but like what heizou said, you have to. lol
Venti: I AM NOT GETTUNG CLOSER TOWARDS THAT THING SRTOPPPP I LEFT TO GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM
Scaramouche: Don't tell me you're just going to hide in there until it leaves.
Venti: DO I HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE?
Scaramouche: Dude
Venti: COULD ONE OF YOU GUSY PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE ANF GET IT OUT OR OSMETHING
Kazuha: Venti, you know how your parents would react.
Venti: FIEN
After some time passes,
3:07am.
...
Xiao: I wonder if he managed to kick it out.
Scaramouche: LMAO imagine he fell asleep in the bathroom
Xiao: I have some concerns.
Venti: STOP im in my room now and its not here anymore but it left fur around OMG
Kazuha: Vacuum.
Venti: I CANT ITS TOO LATE AT NIGHT
Kazuha: oh
Venti: Anyway why aren't you guys asleep
Scaramouche: I wonder why
Venti: IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!
Scaramouche: Should've called for Xiao
Venti: SOTP IT
Xiao: ??
Venti: Nothing my love!
Xiao went offline
Scaramouche: wowww
Zhongli comes online
Zhongli: What are you guys still doing up?
Venti: None of your beeswax
Zhongli: Venti.
Venti: LOLOLOLLO
Hu Tao comes online
Hu Tao: RISE AND SHINE!
Kazuha: It's 3:21am.
Hu Tao: SO?
Venti: GOODMORNING HU TAOO
Hu Tao: OMG GOODMORNING BESTIE
Kazuha: We should all probably go back to sleep..
Hu Tao: :(
Zhongli: Kazuha is right.
Venti: Mr grumpy pants got awoken from his beauty sleep
Hu Tao: LMAOAOAOOAOAOO
Zhongli: I forgot to turn on dnd.
Childe comes online
Mr grumpy pants got awoken from his beauty sleep
Childe replies:
I WOULDVE GOTTEN GRUMPY AS WELL IF SOMEONE EVER WOKEN ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP
Scaramouche: nobody cares
Kaeya comes online
Kaeya: Oh? What's this? Why is this group chat suddenly so active at night
Venti: I do not know..
Kazuha: ...Anyways, why were you even awake in the first place Venti?
Venti: I WAS TRYING TO GRAB AN APPLE FROM THE KITCHEN BECAUSE I GOT HUNGRY BUT THEN WHEN I CAME INTO MY ROOM THERE WAS A RANDOM CAT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM
Diluc comes online
Diluc: By any chance, what did the cat look like?
Venti: It was a fluffy white cat with a blue eye and the other was yellow..
Diluc: Oh, I apologize. That may have been Mr giggles.
Venti: Sometimes i forget your house is next to mine.
Hu Tao: mr giggles is such a silly name
Diluc: Cute, isn't it?
Scaramouche: No
He was joking
Diluc: Bitch
Venti: LMAOAOAOAO
Diluc: Anyways, once again. I'm very sorry, I was surprised when I saw that my cat wasn't anywhere in the house. I think I may have accidentally left the window open, but no worries Mr giggles is here now.
Venti: That's great! Just don't leave the window open ever again please LMFAO
Diluc: Yes, noted down.
Everyone went offline
Saturday, 12:31 pm
Xiangling comes online
Xiangling: I think I will just choose to not backread all that after waking up..
Others come online
Shenhe: Me neither..
Kaveh: I saw the notifications on my phone but chose to not reply LMFAOO
Alhaitham: You really need to stop staying up so late, Kaveh.
Kaveh: ok
Alhaitham: [insert annoyed emoji LMAOAO]
Venti: Good afternoon fellows! I am currently walking down a path in a forest
Xiao: What the hell are you doing there
Venti: Daily walks
Barbara: In a forest??
Venti: Yuh
Barbara: Oh.. Have fun! Just make sure it's safe!
Venti: Thankss and I am aware of my surroundings no worries, its safe
Barbara: Great!
Shenhe: It must be pretty relaxing, especially feeling that fresh wave of air as you walk. You're lucky
Venti: I KNOW RIGHT! To be honest I'm so hungry right now dude LMAO I forgot to eat something before leaving
Zhongli: Did you bring any snacks with you?
Venti: That's a good idea.. I only brought one protein bar 💀 DUDE
Zhongli: Venti..
Venti: SPTOPP I FORGOT
Xiao: .
Zhongli's DMS with Venti
Zhongli: Venti, do you remember what I told you?
Venti: I knoww I'm trying okay
Zhongli: This can't keep going on, it isn't healthy for you. Every time I meet up with you, I can practically see you becoming slightly more thinner than before.
Venti: can we stop talking about this
Zhongli: I'm sorry, but you have to listen to me. Please.
Venti: yes okay i got it
Back in the group chat
Yanfei: STPPOP IT
Hu Tao: LMFAOOOO IM SORRY LOL
Ganyu: Haha!
Xiao: that was pretty funny.
Hu Tao: Gasp! XIAO FINDING MY JOKE FUNNY? MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED!
Xiao: Don't get too ahead of yourself now.
Hu Tao: :c
Xiao: Stop.
Hu Tao: LMAAOAOAOAA
Hu Tao: Anyway who wants to play sonic tycoon with me on roblox because i cant go outside WHICH IS EXTREMELY UPSETTINH!
Xiangling: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM
Hu Tao: OMG OKAY JOIN ME RIGH NOW
Hu Tao and Xiangling goes offline.
Ganyu: ...
Everyone went offline.
Notes:
Feel free to give me ideas!
Chapter 3: What's wrong..?
Summary:
Kazuha: Venti, please talk to us.
Venti: I'm okay I promise
Notes:
This chapter is mostly about Zhongli and Venti. And angst. Skip this if you'd like!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Venti was in his room as he lied on his side on the bed, curled up into a ball. Tears coming out of his eyes, he was trying his best to not make a noise, but sniffles were the only sounds coming out of him. He couldn't take this anymore, he wanted to disappear without a trace.
‘God.. Why?..' He thought to himself as he curled in tighter, as more tears began to flow down. His mother just now came into his room and started yelling trying to 'lecture' him when she found out his grades have been dropping down, is that his fault though? Whenever he comes back from school he has to deal with his emotionally abusive parents,
it's the worst.
Venti let out a slight gasp once he heard a knock on the door, he immediately sat up on his bed as he stared at his closed door. After a few seconds he finally responded,
"C-come in!" he yelled out with a brittle voice, the door slowly opened, revealing Zhongli, his childhood best-friend.
Venti's eyes faintly widened when he saw him walk in, Zhongli was the only one who was allowed at Venti's house since they knew each-other since they were kids. Zhongli looked at Venti with a look of worry and sadness, he quickly shut the door behind him and walked over to Venti, sitting down next to him on the bed.
Venti stared at Zhongli with teary eyes and furrowed eyebrows, you could still hear some sniffles coming out of him as well. Zhongli softly sighed as he put a hand on his shoulder and leaning him in closer for a side hug.
Venti almost bursted out into a loud cry as he hugged him back immediately, hiding his face in his shoulder.
"It's going to be okay, Ven. I'm here for you, let it all out, I'm not leaving your side."
That sentence got to him. Venti sobbed as he held onto Zhongli even tighter, he spoke up,
"I-I'm sorry you had to see me like this..-! I'm just so.. I-" His voice cracking a bit, Venti wasn't able to finish speaking because of the constant stuttering and the cries coming out of him.
He decided to just not say anything and continued to sob in Zhongli's arms, "I know, I know, shhh.. Don't worry." Zhongli replied in his soft, deep voice. He hugged Venti close to his chest, he had his hand on the back of Venti's head as the other one was soothingly rubbing his back to get him to relax a bit.
Zhongli deep inside felt bad for Venti, he was so worried. Zhongli wasn't going to leave Venti's side anytime soon now and he knows it, he would stay overnight in his house if he had to just so he could make sure Venti was safe.
After quite a while, Venti seemingly started to calm down as he was beginning to breathe quite normally than before, and the arms that were tightly wrapped around Zhongli loosened up a bit.
Venti had his head on Zhongli's chest, he wasn't crying as much anymore, only just some faint sniffles. A few moments passed before Venti slightly tilted his head up to look at Zhongli, he saw a slight smile on Zhongli's face. "Well? How are you?" Zhongli playfully teased, you may think that it isn't the right time to be joking around, but for Venti that's how you get to slightly lighten up the mood for him after a breakdown.
Venti smiled and chuckled a bit, "Oh shut up!" he giggled, pulling away from him. It was silent for several seconds before Venti spoke up again,
"Zhongli.. Could you stay for the night? Please?" Venti asked in a quiet voice as he looked at Zhongli with desperation. Zhongli stared at him with a slight smile and slowly nodded,
"Why, of course." he responds.
Venti's smile grew, he jumped onto Zhongli, tackling him excitedly as he laughed, Zhongli became suddenly aware and laughed along with him as he carefully wrapped his arms around Venti. It was like all the pain Venti was going through immediately vanished, he just wanted to enjoy his time with Zhongli, for now.
Notes:
By the way, this isn't a ship! Just platonic. They're childhood best-friends that are comfortable with each-other! Lol! Also once again, sorry for the short chapter. Lmao I felt a bit down and decided to write some angst, but also some fluff added. The next chapter will be chats again!