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Sir.. Something happened in the boys locker room..

Summary:

*Childe created a groupchat*
*20+ people have been added.*

 

Childe: DID ANYONE DO THE ESSAY FOR ENGLISH CLASS? I FORGOT IT WAS DUE TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED IT

*Heizou comes online*
Heizou: LMFAOOAO YOU'RE KIDDING

Childe: DUDE

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Childe you stupid fuck

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Hu Tao comes online

Hu Tao: LMAOAOAOAO

Childe: ASTOP I NEED HELP COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST COOPERATE

Heizou: Girl I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure everyone is trying to work in class right now LOL

Childe: Right.. FINE THEN I'LL JUST ASK AFTER

Childe goes offline

Hu Tao: Watch him forget LMFAOOO

Heizou and Hu Tao went offline.


After classes end, some of the students are now in their dorms.


Xinyan comes online

Xinyan: when did this chat get created?

Some others come online

Hu Tao: BACKREAD LOL

Xinyan: Oh.. Poor him lmfaoo

Mona: He really just remembered his unfinished English essay in the middle of class then decides to make a whole group chat just to ask for help is funny to me. The fact that not many people answered either LMAOOO

Childe: IM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW

Mona: You better get working on that essay little man 💀

Childe: ...

Childe goes offline

Hu Tao: I CANT

Venti: He went offline so quick..

Hu Tao: OMG BESTIE!?!?11/1!?

Venti: HEYYYY

Venti: Omg you're not gonna believe what happened during the locker room LMFAO

Yanfei: What happened?

Hu Tao: TELL US!!!

Venti: ALRIGHT SO we were all just changing in the locker room right.. Then there was this kid that broke in and we all started screaming, some were running out of the room LMFAO. I looked at her and I swear I saw her holding onto a bomb, I WAS LIKE WHO'S KID IS THIS DUDE????? OH MY GOD I LITERALLY SCREECHED. THEN SOME STAFFS CAME IN AND HAD TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE ROOM AND TOOK AWAY THE BOMB. I DO NOT KNOW HOW SHE BROKE IN BUT WHAT THE FUVK

Hu Tao: OH MT GOD NO WONDER THE ANNOUCEMENTS TOLD US TO STAY IN OUR CLASSROOMS FOR A WHIle\

Jean comes online.

Jean: I'm very sorry for the occurrence, Klee somehow managed to get into the boys locker room with a bomb.

Jean goes offline

Venti: KLEE??? AND WHY IS THERE A TEACHER IN THE GROUPCAHT

Mona: LOL THERES NO WAY

Xiao comes online

Xiao: ??

Venti: OH MT GOSH XIAO

Xiao: Hello.

Mona: Not the lovebirds bro

Venti: STPPP

Childe comes online

Xiao goes offline

Mona: LMAOOOO?

Childe: GUYS IM STUCK

Heizou and Itto comes online

Heizou: it's too funny seeing you struggle on a simple essay

Itto: PERHAPS I CAN BE IN ASSISTANCE!

Childe: PLEASE DUDE

Itto: I WILL BE ARRIVING AT UR DORM IN JUST A MINUTE!

Childe and Itto goes offline

Heizou: for some reason I have a bad feeling about this

Hu tao: LMFAOAOA DONT SAY ANYTHING I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW

Everyone is now offline.


The next day,


Childe comes online

Childe: Oh my god.

Heizou comes online

Heizou: Why are you texting in the middle of class bro

Childe: STPTPPP I GOT KICKED OUT OF MISS KEQINGS CLASS IM NOT JOKING

Heizou: English right?

Childe: YES DUDE

Heizou: BRO WHAT DID YOU DO

Childe: SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY ESSAY AND TOLD ME TO GET OUT

Heizou: LMFAOAOOAAAA WHAT DID ITTO WRITE

Childe: HEP MEE I DIDNT EVEN CHECK......

Yoimiya comes online

Yoimiya: What did bro do to get kicked out of her class so quickly?? LMAOOO I LITERALLY SAW EVERYTHING

Childe: STPP THSI MADNESS

Kazuha, Rosaria , and Lumine comes online

Kazuha: Are you okay, Childe? I saw what happened.

Lumine: Childe you stupid fuck LMAOOO

Childe: SOPT YES I AM OKAY

Rosaria: Sure..

Diluc comes online

Diluc: What is this nonsense? Stop being on your phones and pay attention.

Childe: HELLO?>??? WHY IS THERE A TEACHER IN HERE

Diluc: That does not matter right now.

They all immediately go offline.

Diluc: Thank you.

Diluc then goes offline.

 

Notes:

I wonder what Itto wrote.... Also im very sorry by how short this is lmao! i will be sure to make them even longer in the next chapters. Thank you for reading! Maybe you could give me some tips in the comments below,

Chapter 2: Venti I swear

Summary:

Zhongli: Perhaps you lack knowledge?

Venti: Shut up you buffoon

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Venti comes online

Venti: Just me or did I used to think that Zhongli was a teacher

Others come online

Hu Tao: NO SAME

Venti: RIGHT?? WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WASN'T I WAS BAFFLED.

Scaramouche: Don't be stupid.

Venti: YOU CAN'T SAY I'M WRONG THOUGHHH?

Xiao: ...

Zhongli comes online

Zhongli: Is that so?

Venti: You oldies shouldn't go to school

Zhongli: Right, or maybe it's because you're too overwhelmed by my intelligence.

Hu Tao: I wouldn't take that if I were you LMFAO

Venti: YEAH OKAY DONT GET TOO FULL OF YOURSELF MR Z

Zhongli: Perhaps you lack knowledge?

Venti: Shut up you buffoon

...

Venti: Anyway wanna hang out today

Zhongli: Why not.

 

Zhongli and Venti went offline

 

Xiao: What?

Hu Tao: LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAA

Scaramouche: I swear sometimes I fall for their 'friendly' bickering

Xiangling: It's hilarious to watch though LOL

Aether: Right.. OMG I remember that time where me and Venti were making paper airplanes in the back of the class during algebra, then Venti's dumbass decided to throw one and it hit Zhongli's head. LMAO THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AROUND TO SEE WHO DID IT, ME AND VENTI WERE DYING HELLOOO??

Lumine: It was idiotic of you two but I had to agree, I was trying to hold in a laugh..

Kaveh: STOPP I REMEMBER THAT I think only a few people saw that, yet nobody told him who it was LMFAOOO I COULDN'TT

Hu Tao: LOL OMGG I WISH I WAS IN YOUR CLASS

Aether: PLZZ

Xiao: I have no words..

Xinyan comes online

Xinyan: GUYS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A FIELD TRIP NEXT WEEK??

Hu Tao: WE ARE??

Scaramouche: Didn't they email you?

Hu Tao: Oh wait yeah they did!

Xinyan: Where do y'all think we're going??

Kaveh: Well I did hear we're probably going to go camping.. Imagine all the insects dude, EW.

Scaramouche: Lmaoa don't be a pussy

Kaveh: SHUT UP

Cyno comes online

Cyno: Um uh oh I just watched Collei fall into a pond somehow

Kaveh: THEN HELP HER UP???

Cyno: Tighnari got her. She is okay. No injuries

Xiangling: At least she's fine!

Alhaitham: You need to start watching her carefully.

Cyno: Yes

Cyno went offline

Kaveh: lol I hope he got his phone snatched

Xinyan: LMFAOOA

Lumine: I swear dude

Aether: LUMINE COME DOWNSTAIRS PAIMON IS ASKING FOR YOU

Lumine: What, okay

Lumine and Aether went offline

...

Kaveh: Anyways I need to go work on my project

Xinyan: Goodluck!

Kaveh: Thanks!

 

Kaveh and others went offline.

 


 

Venti comes online

Venti: GUYS

Venti: GUYSS

Venti: GUYSSS!!!

2+ people have came online

Kazuha: Venti? It's 2am.

Venti: I KNOW BUT OMG

Heizou: GIRL WHAT HAPPENED NOW

Venti: THERE'S A CAT IN MY ROOM HELLPPP

Aether: How did that happen LMFAOOO

Venti: I OD NO TKNOW BUT MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLIGN MEEE EHLPEPPP I DONT WANAN WAKE MY PARENTS UPP

Heizou: THROW IT OUT?? I DONT KNOW

Venti: BUT ITS CUTE

Kazuha: Omg. I don't blame you, but like what heizou said, you have to. lol

Venti: I AM NOT GETTUNG CLOSER TOWARDS THAT THING SRTOPPPP I LEFT TO GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM

Scaramouche: Don't tell me you're just going to hide in there until it leaves.

Venti: DO I HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE?

Scaramouche: Dude

Venti: COULD ONE OF YOU GUSY PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE ANF GET IT OUT OR OSMETHING

Kazuha: Venti, you know how your parents would react.

Venti: FIEN 


After some time passes,

3:07am.

...

Xiao: I wonder if he managed to kick it out.

Scaramouche: LMAO imagine he fell asleep in the bathroom

Xiao: I have some concerns.

Venti: STOP  im in my room now and its not here anymore but it left fur around OMG

Kazuha: Vacuum.

Venti: I CANT ITS TOO LATE AT NIGHT

Kazuha: oh

Venti: Anyway why aren't you guys asleep

Scaramouche: I wonder why

Venti: IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!

Scaramouche: Should've called for Xiao

Venti: SOTP IT

Xiao: ??

Venti: Nothing my love!

Xiao went offline

Scaramouche: wowww

Zhongli comes online

Zhongli: What are you guys still doing up?

Venti: None of your beeswax

Zhongli: Venti.

Venti: LOLOLOLLO

Hu Tao comes online

Hu Tao: RISE AND SHINE!

Kazuha: It's 3:21am.

Hu Tao: SO?

Venti: GOODMORNING HU TAOO

Hu Tao: OMG GOODMORNING BESTIE

Kazuha: We should all probably go back to sleep..

Hu Tao: :(

Zhongli: Kazuha is right.

Venti: Mr grumpy pants got awoken from his beauty sleep

Hu Tao: LMAOAOAOOAOAOO

Zhongli: I forgot to turn on dnd.

Childe comes online

Mr grumpy pants got awoken from his beauty sleep
Childe replies:
I WOULDVE GOTTEN GRUMPY AS WELL IF SOMEONE EVER WOKEN ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP

Scaramouche: nobody cares

Kaeya comes online

Kaeya: Oh? What's this? Why is this group chat suddenly so active at night

Venti: I do not know..

Kazuha: ...Anyways, why were you even awake in the first place Venti?

Venti: I WAS TRYING TO GRAB AN APPLE FROM THE KITCHEN BECAUSE I GOT HUNGRY BUT THEN WHEN I CAME INTO MY ROOM THERE WAS A RANDOM CAT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM

Diluc comes online

Diluc: By any chance, what did the cat look like?

Venti: It was a fluffy white cat with a blue eye and the other was yellow..

Diluc: Oh, I apologize. That may have been Mr giggles.

Venti: Sometimes i forget your house is next to mine.

Hu Tao: mr giggles is such a silly name

Diluc: Cute, isn't it?

Scaramouche: No
He was joking

Diluc: Bitch

Venti: LMAOAOAOAO

Diluc: Anyways, once again. I'm very sorry, I was surprised when I saw that my cat wasn't anywhere in the house. I think I may have accidentally left the window open, but no worries Mr giggles is here now.

Venti: That's great! Just don't leave the window open ever again please LMFAO

Diluc: Yes, noted down.

Everyone went offline


Saturday, 12:31 pm


Xiangling comes online

Xiangling: I think I will just choose to not backread all that after waking up..

Others come online

Shenhe: Me neither..

Kaveh: I saw the notifications on my phone but chose to not reply LMFAOO

Alhaitham: You really need to stop staying up so late, Kaveh.

Kaveh: ok

Alhaitham: [insert annoyed emoji LMAOAO]

Venti: Good afternoon fellows! I am currently walking down a path in a forest

Xiao: What the hell are you doing there

Venti: Daily walks

Barbara: In a forest??

Venti: Yuh

Barbara: Oh.. Have fun! Just make sure it's safe!

Venti: Thankss and I am aware of my surroundings no worries, its safe

Barbara: Great!

Shenhe: It must be pretty relaxing, especially feeling that fresh wave of air as you walk. You're lucky

Venti: I KNOW RIGHT! To be honest I'm so hungry right now dude LMAO I forgot to eat something before leaving

Zhongli: Did you bring any snacks with you?

Venti: That's a good idea.. I only brought one protein bar 💀 DUDE

Zhongli: Venti..

Venti: SPTOPP I FORGOT

Xiao: .


Zhongli's DMS with Venti


Zhongli: Venti, do you remember what I told you?

Venti: I knoww I'm trying okay

Zhongli: This can't keep going on, it isn't healthy for you. Every time I meet up with you, I can practically see you becoming slightly more thinner than before.

Venti: can we stop talking about this

Zhongli: I'm sorry, but you have to listen to me. Please.

Venti: yes okay i got it


Back in the group chat


Yanfei: STPPOP IT

Hu Tao: LMFAOOOO IM SORRY LOL

Ganyu: Haha!

Xiao: that was pretty funny.

Hu Tao: Gasp! XIAO FINDING MY JOKE FUNNY? MY GOAL HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED!

Xiao: Don't get too ahead of yourself now.

Hu Tao: :c

Xiao: Stop.

Hu Tao: LMAAOAOAOAA

Hu Tao: Anyway who wants to play sonic tycoon with me on roblox because i cant go outside WHICH IS EXTREMELY UPSETTINH!

Xiangling: MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEM

Hu Tao: OMG OKAY JOIN ME RIGH NOW

Hu Tao and Xiangling goes offline.

Ganyu: ...


Everyone went offline.

Notes:

Feel free to give me ideas!

Chapter 3: What's wrong..?

Summary:

Kazuha: Venti, please talk to us.

Venti: I'm okay I promise

Notes:

This chapter is mostly about Zhongli and Venti. And angst. Skip this if you'd like!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 


Venti was in his room as he lied on his side on the bed, curled up into a ball. Tears coming out of his eyes, he was trying his best to not make a noise, but sniffles were the only sounds coming out of him. He couldn't take this anymore, he wanted to disappear without a trace.

‘God.. Why?..' He thought to himself as he curled in tighter, as more tears began to flow down. His mother just now came into his room and started yelling trying to 'lecture' him when she found out his grades have been dropping down, is that his fault though? Whenever he comes back from school he has to deal with his emotionally abusive parents,

it's the worst.

Venti let out a slight gasp once he heard a knock on the door, he immediately sat up on his bed as he stared at his closed door. After a few seconds he finally responded, 

"C-come in!" he yelled out with a brittle voice, the door slowly opened, revealing Zhongli, his childhood best-friend.

Venti's eyes faintly widened when he saw him walk in, Zhongli was the only one who was allowed at Venti's house since they knew each-other since they were kids. Zhongli looked at Venti with a look of worry and sadness, he quickly shut the door behind him and walked over to Venti, sitting down next to him on the bed.

Venti stared at Zhongli with teary eyes and furrowed eyebrows, you could still hear some sniffles coming out of him as well. Zhongli softly sighed as he put a hand on his shoulder and leaning him in closer for a side hug.

Venti almost bursted out into a loud cry as he hugged him back immediately, hiding his face in his shoulder.

"It's going to be okay, Ven. I'm here for you, let it all out, I'm not leaving your side."

That sentence got to him. Venti sobbed as he held onto Zhongli even tighter, he spoke up,

"I-I'm sorry you had to see me like this..-! I'm just so.. I-" His voice cracking a bit, Venti wasn't able to finish speaking because of the constant stuttering and the cries coming out of him.

He decided to just not say anything and continued to sob in Zhongli's arms, "I know, I know, shhh.. Don't worry." Zhongli replied in his soft, deep voice. He hugged Venti close to his chest, he had his hand on the back of Venti's head as the other one was soothingly rubbing his back to get him to relax a bit.

Zhongli deep inside felt bad for Venti, he was so worried. Zhongli wasn't going to leave Venti's side anytime soon now and he knows it, he would stay overnight in his house if he had to just so he could make sure Venti was safe.

After quite a while, Venti seemingly started to calm down as he was beginning to breathe quite normally than before, and the arms that were tightly wrapped around Zhongli loosened up a bit.

Venti had his head on Zhongli's chest, he wasn't crying as much anymore, only just some faint sniffles. A few moments passed before Venti slightly tilted his head up to look at Zhongli, he saw a slight smile on Zhongli's face. "Well? How are you?" Zhongli playfully teased, you may think that it isn't the right time to be joking around, but for Venti that's how you get to slightly lighten up the mood for him after a breakdown.

Venti smiled and chuckled a bit, "Oh shut up!" he giggled, pulling away from him. It was silent for several seconds before Venti spoke up again,

"Zhongli.. Could you stay for the night? Please?" Venti asked in a quiet voice as he looked at Zhongli with desperation. Zhongli stared at him with a slight smile and slowly nodded,

"Why, of course." he responds.

Venti's smile grew, he jumped onto Zhongli, tackling him excitedly as he laughed, Zhongli became suddenly aware and laughed along with him as he carefully wrapped his arms around Venti. It was like all the pain Venti was going through immediately vanished, he just wanted to enjoy his time with Zhongli, for now.

 


 

Notes:

By the way, this isn't a ship! Just platonic. They're childhood best-friends that are comfortable with each-other! Lol! Also once again, sorry for the short chapter. Lmao I felt a bit down and decided to write some angst, but also some fluff added. The next chapter will be chats again!

Notes:

Childe: I got my essay back and I just found out that Itto wrote about MERMAIDS.

Mona: bro WHAT

Childe: THIS BTICH