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The episode starts with… a massive mechanical hand constructing something. A robot, much smaller than the hand, walks up beside it.

???: “Got good progress, my man?”

A series of clank sounds comes from the hand.

???: “Nice! I’m sure it’s good enough for me to bring everyone now. I’ll let you have a break, you can continue tomorrow!”

More clank sounds are produced by the hand.

???: “Have a nice rest, buddy. I’ll be off now!”

The mechanical hand finishes the section of what it was building and pushes itself into the ground, as the robot strolls away to an open field of grey ground as far as the eye can see.

???: “Alright, I have the list and script ready, time to get this started!”

The robot snaps, and a bunch of people appear throughout the plane. They watch as a stream of confusion crosses the faces of the group of summoned people.

The first people cut to are a stickman wearing headphones and a dice with limbs, both stunned by their appearance.

Charles: “Whuh- Wait, we’re not dead?”

Warrior: “This doesn’t look like where we were before, Charles, I think we’ve been freed!”

Charles: “But, uh, it’s still kinda empty around here…”

Warrior shrugs.

Warrior: “Maybe we gotta fight some enemies or something and then we’ll find a way out of this place!”

Charles: “I hope not…”

Warrior: “Trust me, we’ll be fine!”

A blue stickman runs past.

Warrior: “That might be one of them! Get ready to fight something, Charles!”

Charles: “I dunno it looks like they’re leaving-”

Cut to the blue stickman, who is running around, clearly very freaked out by the sudden teleportation. The stickman sees someone in the distance - or rather, a giant levitating face in the sky. He runs over to the face and tries to grab their attention, but said face is… monologuing to themselves.

Squid: “This must be some sort of odd simulation type, I don’t remember creating this but perhaps I did while shut down… I suppose the main goal here is to find the human put in this simulation and carry out what is needed, but-”

A carrot is thrown at Squid, who whips around hastily.

Squid: “Now who the hell-”

Blue waves.

Squid: “...”

Squid: “Is this the human of this simulation? Seriously? Could’ve been put in a different form, like a snail, I would’ve preferred that, but I guess the world doesn’t want to be kind to me, huh? First getting sent here, now this? Has all the regular limbs of a human, that’s the most annoying thing that could’ve been done…”

Blue stares in confusion for a few seconds, and then pulls out an image of some other colored stickmen.

Squid: “You assume I know where your friends are? Tough luck, human, I’m not a lost and found for people. Go find someone else, if there even is anyone around here besides us. Have fun with your free time while you can.”

Blue crosses their arms at Squid’s arrogance, and walks away to look for someone else.

Squid: “Humans. Always so demanding.”

A red being trots up to Squid.

Red: “Hey there! Do you know what map we’re on? I’m usually good at telling, but this looks like some sort of weird Polus transformation! My role’s crewmate, by the way!”

Squid: “I did not understand a single word you just said.”

Red: “Aw, shucks. Well, I’ll ask someone else then!”

Red skips away, leaving Squid alone.

Squid: “I am growing more concerned about this simulation by the minute.”

Cut to Red, who passes by a red block and a ball of plasma, both having stick limbs. They seem to be having a conversation. Red pops up between them.

Red: “Hello there, friends! Do you two know what map we’re on right now? I can’t tell for the life of me!”

Plasma Ball: “Now what the HELL are you?!-”

Blocky: “You know how I was talking about how I pull pranks? I think this dude will be a perfect example!”

Red: “Gasp! Are you an impostor???”

Blocky: “I’m not sure what you count as one, but I can do this!”

Blocky kicks Red into the sky.

Blocky: “That dude’ll be back in about three minutes.”

Plasma Ball: “How was that a prank?! And why’d you do that in the first place???”

Blocky: “Watch this!”

Blocky swiftly builds a contraption that, when Red returns to the ground, they fall straight into a tube that shoots them around an enclosed space before firing them off into the distance again.

Blocky: “Now that’s how you do a prank.”

Plasma Ball: “That just seemed unnecessarily violent.”

Blocky: “It’s my whole style! Plus, I’m sure there’s a recovery center around here. For now, adios! I have people to prank!”

Blocky walks off. Plasma Ball stares in disappointment at his actions, before leaving in a different direction.

Cut to a short insectoid pacing, dragging a nail behind it. A flower pops up next to it.

Flowey: “Howdy there! What’s got you feeling down, kid?”

The insectoid turns to Flowey and draws a rough sketch of a room with ice in it, along with indecipherable text.

Flowey: “Oh, I take it you were trapped somewhere and you’re here now? Funny how things go, I was in the same situation!”

The Knight notices Flowey’s peppiness is off in a subliminal way, but shrugs it off for the time being. It makes some motions with its nail that suggest it asking Flowey if he knows how to leave.

Flowey: “Oh, I think I know a way out!”

The Knight tilts their head, clearly interested in Flowey’s idea.

Flowey: “Now, here’s how I’ll find an escape route…”

Floating petals appear around Flowey.

Flowey: “Touch these, and it should give me enough of a boost to go find an exit!”

The Knight is clearly skeptical about this. Flowey takes notice of this.

Flowey: “Oh, trust me, it won’t hurt! I wouldn’t hurt a fly!”

The Knight steps backwards, not buying it. Flowey’s happy-go-lucky expression turns into a neutral one.

Flowey: “Come on, are you really going to waste your chance?”

The Knight still refuses. Flowey gets ticked off, and his face becomes more sinister.

Flowey: “THEN I’LL MAKE YOU.”

Flowey shoots rings of petals at the Knight, who skillfully slices them, but as more and more appear it’s clear that they’re starting to get worn out. A vaguely cat-ish being walking by notices this, and rushes over to help, stabbing a spear into Flowey and causing a minor explosion that makes him dig into the ground. The being then turns to the Knight, who has collapsed into a sitting position due to exhaustion. They walk over to the bug and check for any injuries, trying to make small talk in the meantime.

Artificer: “What made that plant start attacking you?”

The Knight reaches for its nail, which is laying a fair distance away, and draws out imagery of what happened. Artificer finishes checking for damages.

Artificer: “So what I’m getting is that the flower tried killing you to find himself a way out of this plain?”

The Knight nods.

Artificer: “I have some questions for that dude whenever he pops back up. You stick with me for now, got it?”

The Knight obliges, not having the energy to refute anything.

Artificer: “Let’s go find someone else. They might know what’s going on.”

Artificer pulls up the Knight and walks off to look for others, holding the Knight’s hand as to keep them following. The bug seems to not mind this at all, taking the time to look around and contemplate where all these people have ended up.

Eventually, Artificer finds a donkey and a pig wearing a suit, bonding over something neither Artificer nor the Knight can understand a single word of.

Artificer: “Hey! You two!”

Both animals turn from their conversation to look at Artificer.

Donkey: “Hello!”

Spider-Ham: “What’s got you all riled up?”

Artificer: “If for some rotforsaken reason you can’t tell what’s going on, currently we are stuck in who knows where and some flower guy just tried to murder this guy.”

Artificer points to the Knight, who is clearly zoned out.

Donkey: “Oh, now that ain’t good. Nuh uh.”

Spider-Ham: “I’m not too worried about being brought to this place, honestly! But if there’s a murderous flower around here I’ve gotta stomp it out. Do you know where I can find it?”

Artificer: “As if I knew. After I fended it off, it dug itself into the ground. It could be anywhere.”

Spider-Ham: “Well, I must be off then! Destiny awaits!”

Spider-Ham grabs Donkey and the two swing away to find Flowey. Artificer sighs.

Artificer: “That accomplished nothing.”

The Knight imitates groaning with their nail in response to the failed attempt.

Cut to a floating yellow triangle, who is clearly very confus-

Bill Cipher: “Hey, cut it out, you! I’m trying to figure out where the hell I am after being brought from ANOTHER COMPETITION, and you have the nerve to try and control my actions?!”

First of all that’s not even canon, second of all how the hell-

Bill Cipher: “I’m Bill Cipher, you idiot, you should know this! Just bring me back before I get your ass!”

No can do.

Bill Cipher: “Fine, I’ll just leave MYSELF-”

A humanoid hyena pops up next to Bill.

Hyehehe: “HYEHEHEHEHE, you think you can escape? FOOLISH!”

Bill Cipher: “And who do you think YOU are, you deformed furry?!”

Hyehehe: “The great Hyehehe! And I know ALLLLL the secrets. In fact, I know that our screen time will be ending PRETTY SOON!”

Bill Cipher: “Whatever, I’m getting out of here. Screw you.”

Bill tries teleporting away, but immediately gets confused when it doesn’t work.

Bill Cipher: “Now what the actual fuck-”

Hyehehe: “I told you, and you didn’t listen! Hyehehehehe!”

Bill Cipher: “Did you do this?! Cause I swear to god I will rip your stitches apart like a frog dissection-”

Hyehehe: “Too late! We’re out of time! The next scene will be happening NOW!”

Bill Cipher: “Now what do you mean by tha-”

Cut to Stanley.

Now- Okay, where is this place? This isn’t in the script, we’re supposed to be somewhere else. And is that-

Oh yeah. The Narrator’s here too. Hi.

Hey, I’m supposed to be the only narrator here! And do you know where we are, even?

Can’t say anything, it’ll get too meta. Have fun narrating Stanley, I guess.

The nerve of that person, ugh. Well, Stanley, I guess we should start figuring out what we’re supposed to do here. And why we’re here. And how. There’s quite a lot to do, isn’t there? First we should probably look for someone, they’ll definitely be more helpful than whoever that guy was.

So, Stanley began exploring this desolate landscape. He could see some people in the distance, of various shapes and sizes. But, they all seemed too far away. Thankfully, there was someone within a reasonable distance… a living candle? Ignoring the absurdity of there being a sentient candle with limbs, Stanley approached the candle…

Amelia slowly turns around to look at Stanley, very clearly scared by the teleportation.

Wait- you didn’t tell me you were narrating other people!

I am. Deal with it.

Hm. Well, Stanley, I suppose you should ask the candle about where we are.

…Nothing happens. You can’t really… narrate Stanley to talk with others if you can’t control them…

.

You’re quite the bugger, you know that?

Yes I do.

Amelia emptily stares at Stanley, waiting for him to do something.

Okay, just… Stanley, do you know how to speak sign language? No? Unfortunate. Maybe try just, I dunno, spelling letters with your fingers? I wish I had more ideas to help you out, but I have to admit, I’m just as puzzled as you are right now.

Amelia watches as Stanley writes ‘HI’ with finger letters.

Amelia: “H-hi?...”

Oh good, that worked! Though I think we need a better solution to the speaking issues. For now, I think you should try and motion around to this area to ask the question of where it is. Maybe throw in a question mark with fingers too? Can fingers even do that? I wouldn’t know, I don’t have any to do so.

Amelia seems to mostly understand what Stanley’s asking.

Amelia: “N-not really? I mean, I do have a few ideas ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ”

It’s… clear that this is bothering the candle a lot more than it is Stanley or the Narrator.

I have the feeling of being insulted.

…I won’t question why that was considered an insult by you and I’ll… just get to the next part to not drag this out longer.

Cut to a humanoid robot and a slice of pizza, both chatting while walking around.

Pizza Steve: “So, my man, where do you think we are?”

N: “I think maybe that host person decided that we were frozen for long enough and dropped us off here! Though I don’t see why they couldn't've just sent us home!”

Pizza Steve: “Maybe. Or perhaps someone else did it, and didn’t know where to send us so we just got put here! Though I guess anything could have happened, that’s how the world goes!”
The two continue talking for a fair bit, before Pizza Steve looks ahead, and immediately freezes in place.

N: “An- huh? You okay, Steve?”

Pizza Steve: “N. Look ahead.”

N turns to see a massive reptilian and a pink circle with multiple arms having a shouting match with each other, while a massive clump of torches sits in the middle.

N: “Oh… That’s not good!”

The torches start moving in a zigzag, away from the two giants, and clump up next to N and Pizza Steve, neither of whom notice.

Pizza Steve: “What do you think we should do, bro?”

N: “Try and stop them? I don’t think that’s good for two big guys to be screaming at each other.”

The torches make an x in front of Pizza Steve and N, catching them off guard.

Pizza Steve: “Did those torches just move, bro?!”

N: “I think they did, and I don’t think they want us to go over there!”

The torches make a thumbs up in response.

Pizza Steve: “Well, bro, I never thought I’d see a horde of sentient lights, but here we are.”

N: “Hey, torches! Do you know where we are?”

The torches make a thumbs down.

N: “Aw. Was worth a shot, at least.”

Pizza Steve: “That fluked.”

Pizza Steve: “Hey, torch bro, maybe we can all go look for someone that might have an idea of what this place is. You chill with that?”

The torches make a thumbs up.

Pizza Steve: “Radical! Now we should head off!”

N, Pizza Steve, and the torches all leave the area, as the two large beings who were previously just shouting at each other are now fistfighting.

Cut to a small green creature and a living nacho, both idly walking. The nacho is behind the green thing.

Plankton: “I will find a way out of here, I’m not getting frozen again! If only I had my tools and such, I’d make a machine to make an escape!”

Nacho: “The only time I’ve seen you touch a machine you almost blew everyone up…”

Plankton: “One incident doesn’t mean anything!”

Nacho: “Sure…”

Plankton: “Why in Neptune’s name are you following me, anyways?! Just to piss me off?!”

Nacho: “You could say that…”

Plankton: “Go bug someone else, then! There’s bound to be someone that you can harass!”

Nacho: “...Nah.”

Plankton: “You are such a nuisance, you know that?”

Nacho slowly nods.

Plankton: “I hope whatever gods are here smite you.”

Meanwhile, a humanoid bear seems to be sitting in the not-too-far distance, taking notes.

Science Bear: “An upright Cyclops strenuus, and a sentient nacho chip with limbs akin to sticks… truly peculiar! I need to perform experiments as soon as possible, this is remarkable!”

Science Bear rises up from the ground he was sitting on, and writes down more information, not paying attention to where he’s going - and bumping into a test tube doing the exact same thing.

Science Bear: “Oof!”

Test Tube: “Ack!”

Both are knocked to the ground, their notes falling beside them. Both quickly grab their notes and get up.

Test Tube: “I apologize, I should’ve been looking where I was going.”

Science Bear: “No worries, I was quite caught up in my own stuff too- wait… are you a living test tube?”

Science Bear readjusts his goggles.

Science Bear: “This day keeps getting more and more exciting, I must figure out how this phenomenon occurs!”

Test Tube: “I am indeed a vial of scientific solution, and you are… a bear, it appears?”

Science Bear: “You would be correct! Astute observation.”

Test Tube: “Well, I myself am a bit of a scientist, so I would like to think I know a thing or two about that.”

Science Bear: “Ah, someone of my profession! It’s been a while since I’ve seen another. Truly mind boggling how different species can fulfill the same societal roles, is it not?”

Test Tube: “Ooh, yes! Oh, if only I was at home, I would have shown some of my own inventions! But, ah, we’re currently… wherever this is.”

Science Bear: “Yes, unfortunate that we’ve landed here. I’m not exactly sure of our whereabouts myself, I have been trying to research the local fauna, or at least what I assume is said fauna. So far I have found a variant of copepod that seems to be completely upright, and a nacho chip much like you in that it has thin arms and legs.”

Test Tube: “I’ve been doing that too! I found this weird, black and lanky being. I didn’t get many notes before it seemed to teleport a distance away, but it does seem to be on a similar body plan to yours.”

Science Bear: “Oh, I must see this immediately! And in the meanwhile, I can share my studies with you, if you would like.”

Test Tube: “That sounds great!”

And so, Science Bear and Test Tube headed off to look for the creature, geeking out about all sorts of things in the meanwhile. Neeeerds.

Cut to the aforementioned being standing still. Staring directly forwards. It’s a bit creepy. The two large beings can be seen fighting in the background, though clearly this humanoid doesn’t care.

A lamb passes by, and turns to the being, making direct eye contact… big mistake.

Lamb: “Ah, hello there! You’re the first person I’ve met since getting here. Would you be interested in joi-”

The being screeches loudly.

Lamb: “You could’ve just said no, asshole! Fine, I’ll go, but know that you’ll pay for your sins one day!”

The lamb starts to leave, but the Enderman grabs him.

Lamb: “Alright, what’s your problem?! All I did was ask a simple question!”

The Enderman slams the Lamb across the floor, and continues screeching for a fair bit, before teleporting away. The Lamb slowly gets up, dusting off their robes.

Lamb: “Tough crowd, huh. Well, one day that wretched thing will regret their actions.”

A massive golem of stone stomps around nearby.

Lamb: “Perhaps that fellow will be more open to indoctrination!”

The Lamb scurries over to the robot.

Lamb: “Hello there, friend! It seems we are both lost here, but I have a plan! See, if you joi-”

The golem stares menacingly at the Lamb, before flicking him away. It then heaves out a low groan, before hearing some sudden commentary behind it, making it turn around instinctively.

Wheatley: “That fellow was quite the bugger, wasn’t he? I do think he had ulterior motives, but who am I to know, I’m just a personality core!”

The golem glares at the small robot.

Wheatley: “Oh, please don’t flick me away like a sports ball. That wouldn’t be very kind, would it? Of course, you did make that sheep man go flying in the same manner, but I’m not of any harm!”

Deciding it isn’t worth the trouble, the golem limbers away.

Wheatley: “I thought I was a goner there, woo! Hopefully I can find a management rail around this place, I wouldn’t want to be punted like that guy was.”

Cut to a lemur with a crown standing atop another being’s head.

King Julien: “So much empty space! I’m sure I could build a great kingdom here, if I could find some resources and helpers!”

King Julien: “Of course, I doubt it could ever match my homelands, but what is a king without many lands to rule?”

The being he’s on shifts around and throws him off.

Sundew: “Are you gonna stop living in your weird royal fantasies and help me look for somebody or what?”

King Julien: “They are not weird, my friend, it is only the truth!”

Sundew: “Whatever you say.”

Someone else trots up to them, clearly confused.

Glendale: “Do you guys know where we are?! I was sleeping and then I woke up and now I’m here, I tried pinching myself awake but it didn’t work!!!-”

Sundew: “That’s exactly what we’re trying to find out, we have no clue either. As much as I hate to say it.”

King Julien: “I’m sure we can figure out! Then I’ll be able to build my kingdom here.”

Glendale: “Kingdom?”

Sundew: “This idiot keeps going on and on about being royalty, when he’s just a lemur with a fancy hat. I don’t see how he thinks that when his species isn’t even supposed to speaking our language-”

King Julien: “Rude! I will be heading away from you now, naysayer!”

Sundew: “Good riddance, then. I’d do better on my own than with you.”

King Julien leaps onto Glendale’s head.

King Julien: “Would you like to join my kingdom? I’ll make it the most glorious thing anyone here has ever seen!”

Glendale: “Uh, sure! I don’t see why not!”

King Julien: “Great! Onwards we go then, to claim more people as our citizens!”

Glendale and King Julien run off, leaving Sundew alone.

Sundew: “Best I go find someone who isn’t a total idiot.”

Cut to a penguin, a fish man, and a human all talking with each other about their weapons while sitting down, ignoring their predicament. And also the human is talking in cello noises.

Woodie: “This here, this is my axe Lucy. She’s quite the avid tree chopper, trust me.”

King Dedede: “She, you say?”

Woodie: “You got that right.”

Nikoly: “I didn’t know inanimate objects had genders! Have I been misgendering my scythes and stuff all this time?”

Woodie: “It’s a bit of a different scenario.”

Lucy: “I’m not just ‘inanimate’!”

Dedede and Nikoly are both shocked by Lucy speaking.

King Dedede: “Did Lucy just talk? ”

Lucy: “I did indeed talk! What about it?”

King Dedede: “I’ve got nothing against you for it, I’m just- flabbergasted at it. Normally that’s not possible!”

Nikoly: “Now I’m really wondering.”

Woodie: “It’s quite the story that I don’t have the time to tell.”

King Dedede: “Don’t blame ya.”

Nikoly: “...Speaking of, do we even know where we are?”

Woodie: “That’s not really related, but I don’t think any of us know. But it’s nothing to worry about, eh?”

Nikoly: “Guess you’re right. Just hope I can see my Espacoins soon…”

Cut to two humans…? looking around for something.

Ploque: “I’m sure I left my saws around here somewhere…”

Rocket: “Hey, I’m sure we’ll find them quick!”

A llama trots over.

Carl: “I heard saws. I like saws.”

Ploque: “That makes two of us, then! Could you help me find mine? I kinda need them…”

Carl: “Sure.”

Carl digs into the ground to look for them.

Rocket: “Would your saws be underground?”

Ploque shrugs. Meanwhile, Carl digs up a scarily large amount of bones.

Carl: “Nope, not down this tunnel.”

Carl hops out of the hole he made, and begins chewing on a leg bone as he begins another hole.

Rocket: “Are you eating a human bone???”

Carl: “Yeah. It’s rich in calcium.”

Ploque: “...I think I see why you like saws now.”

Carl: “Bingo.”

Carl finds Ploque’s saws, and hands them over to the brown humanoid.

Carl: “Now, I shall be off. To eat.”

Carl walks away.

Ploque: “...I kinda hope I don’t see that guy again.”

Rocket: “He gives me the creeps.”

Another human comes from the direction Carl went in, staring with an odd glare in his direction, before turning to the other two and waving.

Rocket: “Hi there!”

Ploque waves back. The human points a sword in Carl’s direction, and draws out a scene of him holding a human bone in his mouth in the air.

Rocket: “Yeah, he found those underground when he was helping look for Ploque’s saws.”

Ploque: “I felt very uncomfortable after that.”

Kris looks down to see the pile of bones next to them, then back at the two.

Ploque: “We are just as uneasy about it as you are.”

As the three continue talking about Carl, a unicorn passes a distance in front of them, sighing to himself.

Charlie the Unicorn: “I swear, those two are going to be the death of me. Now I’m in a dark plane in who knows what dimension. Any second now they’re going to appear and then I’ll have to listen to a STUPID song by some random guy, and then that guy’ll explode. They always explode. Why do they do that?”

Charlie continues monologuing to himself as N, Pizza Steve, and the torches quickly pass by him.

N: “So, bro, do you have a name we can call you by? Just saying ‘torches’ for your name doesn’t feel very nice.”

The torches rearrange into the words ‘TORCH GOD’.

Pizza Steve: “Radical! Makes sense for a name, you do seem like the type of being to be a god of torches.”

N: “Wait, are those torches your body or can you just control any torch? Like, if I took a torch out, would it be able to become part of you?”

Torch God makes a shrug.

N: “Maybe we can test that out one day-”

N bumps into a robot. A very familiar one. From the beginning.

N: “Oops-”

???: “Who’s that- Oh, finally, some people found me! Was wondering how long it’d take!”

Pizza Steve: “Who are you?”

N: “This guy kinda looks like the TV in the room we were in before…”

Pizza Steve takes notice of this, and gets ready to fight if necessary. Torch God just sits by the two, not knowing about said room at all.

???: “Oh, trust me, I don’t mean any harm!”

Pizza Steve: “Then tell us where we are! You clearly have to know!”

???: “It’s quite simple, really…”

Spotlights appear over Koe, as a banner appears behind him saying ‘SEASON 2’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “A second season of the show! I assure you two know what I’m talking about.”

N: “Are you the speaker person?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ah, no, she uh… met unfortunate circumstances. I took over.”

Pizza Steve: “So when she said ‘frozen for later’, she meant this?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Exactly! Good job, my pepperoni-y pal!”

Torch God, still very confused, turns themself into a question mark.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nothing you’ll have to worry much about for long. Now that people around this place have gotten acquainted with a few others, I can bring everyone else here!”

N: “How many people did you bring?”

Koe snaps, and thirty-seven other people appear, all clearly confused on the second teleportation and speaking out about the suddenness. Except for the two large guys, who are still fighting.

N: “...Maybe I shouldn’t have asked that, huh.”

Before more cacophonies can erupt from the crowd, Koe grabs out a megaphone and speaks into it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “BE QUIET AND I’LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!”

Silence.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Didn’t expect that to work, honestly!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, welcome everyone, I’m Mr. Koe Hohzd, but you can call me Koe. You’ve all been picked to compete in a competition of mine! It’s a sequel to a previous one, actually. Some of you may recall that.”

Some whispers are spread across the group in response to this.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, you may be asking ‘Why go out of your way to get people from different universes?’. Because it’s funny! And, I’m sure you’re also interested in what the prize will be. Well, I have your answer right here!”

Koe holds up some sort of orange crystal.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This, contestants, is the Wishing Gem! With it, you can do almost anything you wish! Of course, there’s some restrictions, but it’s practically limitless. Quite the enticing reward for winning, don’t you think?”

This does make most of the people excited about - or at least interested in - competing.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Glad to know you all like it! Well, most of you all.”

A hand raises up from the crowd.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yes?”

Science Bear: “Why make us compete in the first place? And do we have to live in this blank space for the length of this competition, or longer? And exactly how long is the competition?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good questions! For the first one, it’s because I’m legally obligated to due to unexplainable reasons. Plus, it’s in my code to do competitions. Secondly, for the time being you’ll have to stick around in this plane, but I actually have a nicer place being built by this dude-”

A mechanical hand pops out of the ground next to Koe.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “So it won’t be for too long that you have to live out here! I’ll also add that once the competition is over, you’ll be returned home. I’m sure most if not all of you would like that, and I’m not a psychopath.”

Sundew: “Says the guy who forced a bunch of people into this without consent.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hush.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For the last question, it depends on a lot of factors! It’s not one challenge to win the entire competition, there’ll be a series of challenges that eliminate one person each until we get to a final 3.”

Another hand is raised.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, last question, throw it at me.”

Plasma Ball: “Are we in teams or going solo? I want to make sure I can get good teammates.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “There’ll be five teams of eight, chosen by you guys.”

This gets generally good reception from the contestants.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now I’ve said everything that needs to be said, you all can start making your teams! Once your team is full, you can make a team name. And when all five teams are full and have their names, we can begin the first challenge! Ready, set, go!”

Immediately, the crowd disperses. Cut to N, Pizza Steve, and Torch God.

Pizza Steve: “So, dudes, want to be on the same team?”

N: “Sure!”

Torch God forms a thumbs down.

Pizza Steve: “Bummer. Well, I can’t stop you, so have fun on whatever team you decide to join!”

Torch God makes a smiley face, then heads off to find teammates.

Pizza Steve: “Can you think of anyone to add to our team?”

N looks around, before seeing Golurk and Wheatley. Wheatley is uselessly rolling around while Golurk looks around for a team.

N: “Those guys! Some robot pals would be nice!”

Pizza Steve: “Alright, let’s add ‘em on!”

N and Pizza Steve approach the two.

N: “Hey there, friends! Want to join our team?”

Golurk stares down N and Pizza Steve, and then obliges. Wheatley is much more enthusiastic.

Wheatley: “First picked for a team? Of course! I’d never give that up, I would be a fool to do that.”

Wheatley rolls himself over to N and manages to climb up his leg, then jumps into his palm.

Wheatley: “Onwards we go to find more team members, fellow contestants!”

Wheatley motions for N to head towards some of the other groups of people, as Pizza Steve and Golurk follow the two.

Meanwhile, Blocky looks around for good members to add to his team. He comes across Squid, who is doing the same thing.

Blocky: “Hey, you, flying face!”

Squid turns to look at Blocky.

Blocky: “Wanna join my team?”

Squid: “What can you do that is useful?”

Blocky points to his contraption in the distance.

Blocky: “Pranks.”
Squid: “That looks more like a torture device than a prank… You have me convinced.”

Blocky then sees the large pink circle, and calls him over.

Blocky: “You seem powerful, want to join this team?”

The circle contemplates for a moment.

Boss: “SURE.”

Blocky: “Nice! Three members already! Now we just need to get some more powerful players and we’ll be set to win.”

Cut to Science Bear and Test Tube, who have already come together as a team. They notice Enderman looking around idly, as Lamb runs by to look for teams, careful to not make eye contact with it again.

Test Tube: “That’s the creature I was talking about!”

Science Bear: “Seems to be a peculiar species, indeed… especially with how that sheep-like man tried to avoid eye contact, as if they would die upon doing so. I think it’d be a good investment to add this creature to our team! Could come to be useful in challenges with its teleportation abilities, and we can study it more.”

Test Tube nods in agreement, and grabs Enderman’s attention. Enderman walks over to Test Tube and Science Bear, and tilts its head, waiting to know why it was brought over. Both contestants make sure not to look into Enderman’s eyes.

Test Tube: “Would you be willing to join our team?”

Enderman thinks for a few moments, before nodding slowly. It stands beside the two, returning to idle staring.

Science Bear: “Good thing nothing turned for the worst!”

The team of three then notices Hyehehe, who is clearly trying to write in actions DIFFERENT THAN WHAT’S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. GO AWAY.

Hyehehe: “As if! Hyehehehe!!!”

Ugh. Anyways, Test Tube and Science Bear turn to each other, both confused about what Hyehehe is doing.

Science Bear: “We should probably add that hyena guy too… Their actions suggest they have motives beyond our understanding, and frankly, I wouldn’t want to be befuddled by such a species!”

Test Tube: “Sounds good-”

Hyehehe appears in front of them.

Hyehehe: “My team now!”

Science Bear: “...Well then! We have half of the amount of members we need now. Best to keep looking for more!”

Cut to Charles and Warrior, who are both strolling around while looking for team members.

Warrior: “Well, I guess I was kinda right about the ‘fighting enemies’ part!”

Charles: “I mean, at least it isn’t physical fighting, I guess!”

Warrior: “Eh, you never know, that could be a challenge. And I’d love it!”

Charles: “I wouldn’t…”

Charles and Warrior both notice Blue, who is pacing around.

Warrior: “Hey, isn’t that the guy that ran by us earlier?...”

Charles: “I think that is.”

Warrior: “Hey, they kinda look like you! Except without a face.”

Charles: “Oh yeah, that is kinda true!”

Blue, sensing they’re being talked about, turns around and sees Charles - and is immediately confused by seeing another stickman. Regardless, they wave gleefully as a greeting, which is returned by Charles and Warrior. Blue then hops over and motions to himself and then the two, presumably asking if he can join their team.

Charles: “Sure thing!”

Warrior: “I’ve got no problem with it either!”

Blue celebrates this.

Cut to Donkey and Spider-Ham.

Donkey: “Wanna make a team together, ham man?”

Spider-Ham: “You know it! Us animals gotta stick together!”

King Julien walks up to the two.

King Julien: “I heard the call of animals, and I’m here to join in! As the ruler, of course, as I am King Julien!”

Spider-Ham: “Sure thing!”

King Julien: “Glorious! Now…”

King Julien turns and shouts.

King Julien: “HEY GLENDALE!”

Glendale runs up to King Julien.

Glendale: “Hi, Julien!”

King Julien: “We’re joining these fellows.”

Glendale: “Oo, great!”

King Julien: “Now, I proclaim this team to be the royal circle of my future kingdom. We will stand glorious in this competition!”

Lamb approaches the team as they bask in King Julien’s… ‘speech’. King Julien turns around to greet him before Lamb can bring up what he intended to ask.

King Julien: “Hello there, friend! Would you like to join our team?”

This wasn’t part of Lamb’s plan. He decides to change tactics.

Lamb: “That’s what I came here to do!”

Lamb: “...With one prior question. Do you guys perform sacrifices?”

King Julien: “Hm…”

King Julien turns to the other members of his team.

King Julien: “Do you guys think we can add volcano sacrifices to the scheduling?”

Glendale and Spider-Ham both hesitate on answering.

Donkey: “I think we can!”

King Julien: “Splendid!”

Lamb: “Good to know. I’m definitely joining now.”

Carl walks over.

Carl: “I heard something about sacrifices.”

King Julien: “They won't happen too often, we don’t want anything bad happening to us!- But yes, we will be performing them.”

Carl: “Count me in.”

Glendale and Spider-Ham exchange glances.

Donkey: “Alright, six members! We are on a ROLL!”

Cut to Bill, who is examining all the contestants.

Bill Cipher: “Well, it’s clear as day that I need some people with experience on my team. I don’t want my team to fail just because they’re crackheads who don’t know what they’re doing.”

Bill sees the Knight, Nacho, and Plankton.

Bill Cipher: “Perfect!”

Bill grabs all three in one swipe of the hand and drags them to him.

Bill Cipher: “You’re with me now, losers!”

Plankton: “Wh- you can’t just do that, barnacle brain!”

Bill Cipher: “Would you rather become gold?”

Plankton silently glares, then sighs.

Bill Cipher: “That’s what I thought. Now, would you be so kind as to look  for teammates who aren’t weaklings?”

Plankton: “Fine, whatever.”

Plankton turns to start fulfilling Bill Cipher’s orders, and sees Nacho was also brought.

Plankton: “I swEAR TO NEPTUNE-”

Nacho: “Hi.”

Meanwhile, Bill Cipher is scanning for more contestants himself when Artificer tackles him - but is quickly thrown off.

Bill Cipher: “Now what was that for, you stupid cat?”

Artificer: “You literally kidnapped people for your team!”

Bill Cipher: “And? We were kidnapped to be brought here in the first place, that doesn’t change anything.”

Artificer mumbles something under her breath.

Artificer: “Regardless, you took-”

Artificer points at the Knight, who is idly sitting.

Artificer: “Them, and I’m not going to let that slide.”

Bill Cipher: “You could just join this team if you’re going to be so overprotective! The feisty attitude would help the team, too.”

Clearly, Artificer hadn’t thought of that.

Artificer: “...Shit, good point. I’ll join. But lay one finger on them and I’ll turn you into origami.”

Bill Cipher: “I’d like to see you try!”

Artificer leaps over to the Knight as a large, turtle-like creature approaches Bill Cipher.

Bill Cipher: “Lemme guess, you want to join? Or are you just going to stand around and shout at me for no good reason?”

Bowser: “As much as that response makes me want to do the second, yes, I’m here to become a member of your team. Every other team is either full of idiots weaker than Goombas, or has pricks on them. This team is automatically the best option.”

Bill Cipher: “Well, you’re lucky we still have some spots, then! Get in there!”

Bill Cipher pushes Bowser over to the other members of the team, almost crushing Plankton and Nacho.

Plankton: “Hey, watch where you’re pushing people!”

Bill Cipher: “Mmmm…”

Bill Cipher: “Nah, no thanks.”

Cut to Sundew and Red looking for a good team to join. Red is happily explaining everything about Among Us.

Red: “Impostors can go into vents- y’know, tunnels covered by metal doors. And they can use it to get around the map! No crewmates can use it, except Engineers, they’ve got the skills to do so-”

Sundew: “You do realize you could just brute force it open, right?”

Red: “That’d be cheating!”

Sundew: “And you would rather die than get the upper hand.”

Red frowns. Sundew then takes a good look at all the teams.

Sundew: “Alright, clearly most of these teams are full of braindead people.”

Red: “That’s a bit rude, dontcha think?”

Sundew: “I’m only telling the truth.”

Sundew: “Regardless of your opinions, it would be best if we joined this team. The only other strong team is led by a sociopath.”

Sundew points to Blocky’s team, which now has King Dedede, Nikoly, and Woodie on it. Blocky isn’t actually visible to the two.

Red: “Oh, sure! They seem pretty not sus!”

Sundew and Red walk over to the team. Woodie greets them, as the other members are already planning things out.

Woodie: “Wanna join our team, eh?”

Sundew: “Exactly.”

Red: “Indeed we do, fellow player!”

Woodie: “You’re in luck, friends. We have exactly two spots left on this team! Just mind Blocky, eh? He’s a bit of a hoser, admittedly.”

Sundew: “I’m sure we’ll be fine.”

Woodie ushers Sundew and Red to the other members, who are planning strategies for any type of contest they can imagine.

Woodie: “Listen up, we got the last two members for our team!”

King Dedede: “Great!”

Squid: “Did you make sure they were actually of great use to our plans?”

Woodie gives a blank expression.

Woodie: “It’ll be fine, Squid! I know Sundew’s pretty strong, and I’m sure this red bean fellow will be a good addition!”

Squid: “Mhm. Sure. We’ll see.”

Sundew gives a glare at Squid, while Red watches the other teammates… then frowns once realizing Blocky is on the team. Too late now, though. Should’ve also realized he was there by name but Red probably has negative brain cells.

Cut to Blue, Charles, and Warrior. Blue is looking around for team members when they see Enderman, and is immediately surprised by the fact there’s one in the competition.

Warrior: “Whatcha looking at?”

Blue points to Enderman.

Charles: “Do you… know that guy?”

Blue nods.

Warrior: “Cool! Then we can go team up with them!”

Charles and Warrior start heading towards Enderman, but Blue pauses them. He then takes out three carved pumpkins.

Charles: “Huh?”

Warrior: “Pumpkins? What do we need those for?”

Blue motions their arms to tell his teammates that making eye contact with Enderman makes them angry, but wearing a pumpkin makes it safe to do so.

Warrior: “Ohhhh, I see! Well, I wouldn't want to fight a teammate, so I’m good with doing that!”

Charles: “Same here, I don’t want a bad reputation…”

Blue hands one pumpkin each to the two, and all three wear said pumpkins on their heads. They then head over to Enderman’s team and greet the members.

Warrior: “Hello, fellow contestants! We’re here to join your team for this competition!”

Charles: “Yeah, the other teams seem pretty full already, anyways.”

Warrior: “Plus, our blue friend here knows this tall guy!”

Warrior motions to Enderman, who seems confused.

Test Tube: “Sure thing!”

Science Bear: “One query, though, why are you three wearing pumpkins atop your heads?”

Warrior: “The pumpkins let us make eye contact with the tall man.”

Science Bear: “Hm, interesting! I’ll have to add that to my notes.”

Science Bear writes down more info.

Science Bear: “Now, one more member…”

He then notices Charlie not too far away.

Science Bear: “A unicorn? I thought those were only fiction!”

Science Bear calls out to Charlie, who turns to look at the team.

Charlie the Unicorn: “That team is better than whatever’s going on with the others, I suppose. I’m still not happy about this at ALL, but I won’t deny an easy out, at least…”

Charlie walks over to the team.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Don’t make me regret this.”

Science Bear: “It’ll be fine, I assure you!”

Test Tube: “Hey, wait, we have a full team, shouldn’t we be making a team name?”

Science Bear: “Oh, yes, you’re right! I do hypothesize a good name for this team would be…”

Science Bear: “Science!”

The team name appears in the sky over the team.

Hyehehe then writes over the team name in the sky to ‘IDIOT’.

Science Bear: “Hey, rude!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “How does that even work-”

Cut back to Blocky’s team. Nikoly overhears IDIOT’s team naming.

Nikoly: “Guys, we forgot to make a team name!”

Sundew: “Of course we did.”

Woodie: “I think we should be called the Lumberjacks!”

King Dedede: “The Clobbah-ers.”

Red: “The Crewmates!”

Boss: “THE CORRUPTION.”

Nikoly: “thee killion”

Lucy: “Tree Destroyers!”

Squid sighs.

Squid: “Those names were all horrid.”

Blocky: “I’ll make the name, as I was the one who made this team!”

Squid: “This doesn’t automatically make you the leader, by the way.”

Blocky: “I know. Shush.”

Blocky: “This team will be… Blocky’s Funny Doings International!”

Applause comes from most of the team. Squid and Sundew both look disappointed.

Sundew: “Egotistical, much?”

Blocky: “Hey it was better .”

Cut to Amelia and Stanley.

Thank you, I can finally say something again. Now, I must admit, most of these teams are filled with issues. Stanley, I think it would be in our best interest to go to the team with all the robots on it. And, I will also suggest perhaps taking this ‘Amelia’ person with you. She's the only contestant we’ve met so far and doesn’t seem half-bad.

And so, Stanley and Amelia went to N’s team, Stanley bringing Amelia there by lightly pulling on her hand.

…Oh dear, we may have run into a roadblock. I’m not sure how to have us ask to join this team, since writing it out in letters would be a pain in the arse. No matter, I’m sure you could find a different way-

N: “Hi there, you two! Want to join our team?”

Pizza Steve: “Wait, bro, are we 100% sure we should be accepting them?”

N: “There’s nothing to be worried about, Steve! They’re not psychopaths or anything!”

Pizza Steve: “I don’t like the tone you said that in, it was as if you were predicting the future…”

N: “Hey, you’re supposed to be chill too, man!”

Pizza Steve: “Okay, yeah, I’m probably overreacting. Sure, join the team, if you guys are cool with that also.”

Oh. That makes things easier, doesn’t it, Stanley? Just nod your head yes and we’ll be set.

Amelia gives a weak thumbs-up and smile, while Stanley nods his head.

N: “Hooray! We just need two more members now!”

Flowey: “Two more, you say?”

Flowey appears behind N, with Kris behind him, seemingly exhausted.

Flowey: “We’ll take that spot right now!”

Pizza Steve: “Okay bro I actually have a bad feeling about this time-”

N: “Come on, it’s fine! You two can join!”

Flowey: “Great!”

Kris faceplants from tiredness.

N: “Now, a team name…”

Wheatley: “Oh! I have the greatest name idea! It’ll be better than any other name in the existence of names, I can tell you that for certain, teammates-”

N: “Our team will be called Cool Friends! Cause we’re all friends here!”

Wheatley: “Aw man… But hey, I like that name too!”

Pizza Steve: “Right on, dude! This name rocks!”

Cut to Bill Cipher’s team.

Bowser: “I would’ve thought that we’d get more members by now!”

Artificer: “His fault, probably.”

Artificer points to Bill Cipher.

Bill Cipher: “You talk as if I felt even a little insulted by your petty words!”

Artificer: “That’s not how the word petty is used.”

Torch God arrives at the team.

Bill Cipher: “Oh, FINALLY, a new member!”

Torch God affirms that it is here to join.

Bill Cipher: “Well, get with the rest of these losers, then!”

Bill pushes Torch God over to the rest. Artificer, Plankton, and the Knight are playing Go Fish while waiting for the final teammates.

Plankton: “Finally, someone new joins!”

Knight greets Torch God with a simple wave. Torch God imitates a wave in response.

Artificer: “Don’t mind the annoying people too much. It’ll only make things worse.”

Plankton: “And who exactly are these ‘annoying’ people?”

Artificer: “You, if you don’t stop giving me that attitude. Does anyone have any eights?”

Knight shakes their head no.

Plankton: “Go fish.”

Artificer takes out a card from the pile. Plasma Ball approaches the team from behind the card-playing group and walks up to Bill.

Plasma Ball: “Hey, flying pyramid! I’m here to join your team. The only other open team sucks.”

Bill turns around.

Bill Cipher: “Oh, perfect!”

Bill picks up Plasma Ball and seats her next to Nacho.

Nacho: “Hey.”

Plasma Ball: “Did he really jus-”

Bill Cipher: “Now! Team name!”

Bowser: “I, for one, have a name I think is great. We should be called the Glorious Squadron of the Floating Triangle’s Rulershi-”

Plankton: “We are NOT NAMING IT THAT.”

Plankton stares at the team name, exasperated.

Plankton: “SERIOUSLY?!”

Bill Cipher: “Great going, kid.”

Bill claps sarcastically.

Finally, cut to Ploque and Rocket. Being the last contestants to go on a team, they’re forced to go to King Julien’s team.

Rocket: “Well, hey, it can’t be that bad, right?”

Ploque: “Let’s just hope.”

When the two arrive at the team, all the members turn to look at them.

Donkey: “Aw man, the running theme of the team is gone now!”

King Julien: “Unfortunate. Well, we are obligated both morally and contractually to allow you on this team, so you are permitted entrance!”

Rocket quietly whispers so only Ploque can hear.

Rocket: “It was that bad. ):”

King Julien: “Now, my loyal subjects, it is time for this team to receive a name! As you are all officially the most respected of my kingdom’s population by proxy of being on this team, the only appropriate name is the Royal Circle of King Julien!”

Spider-Ham: “Oh cool, a fancy team name!”

Awesome cut/timeskip time. All five teams have now arrived back to where they were originally teleported to, with Koe standing in front of them again.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now that you all have named your teams, it’s time to actually get into the competition!”

About time. We’re already over 8000 words in.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, for this first challenge, each team will be teleported in an outcropping next to a river. The goal of the challenge is to build a boat and get to the end before the other teams. The team that makes it to the end last will lose and its members will be at risk of elimination. I’ll provide materials for your boats once you’re sent there, and you’ll have thirty minutes to get building. Once time is up, I’ll let you all know, and then all boats will be sent off to traverse a dangerous seascape to reach the end! Now get going!”

Koe snaps, and all five teams are warped to a grassy area surrounded by unclimbable cliffs. The first focus goes to NNIT. Bill pulls out a lawn chair and sits on it.

Bill Cipher: “I expect a fully functional boat in twenty minutes!”

Artificer: “And you can’t lift a finger to help?”

Bill Cipher: “Look, kid, I’ve got things to do!”

Artificer: “By ‘things to do’, do you mean sitting around and being lazy?”

Bill Cipher: “Bingo!”

Artificer: “Ugh. I suppose there’s no arguing with you.”

Bill Cipher: “That’s the spirit! Now go and make me proud, losers!”

The entire team, excluding Bill and Torch God, starts working on their ship, making sure to accommodate for Bowser’s size.

Plankton: “Are you seriously making this asymmetrical? That’s not how a boat works!”

Bowser: “I’ve had many skyships over the years, it’ll be fine.”

Plankton: “A skyship is not a boat.”

Nacho pops up from the lower area.

Nacho: “Plankton, you forgot to add the floor.”

Plankton: “Seriously?”

Plankton leaps down and, low and behold, there is no floor.

Plankton: “I MADE a floor, did you remove it like the complete asshole you are?”

Nacho doesn’t respond.

Plankton: “Of course you did.”

Plankton starts remaking the floor. Meanwhile, Artificer and the Knight are focusing on the sails.

Artificer: “That idiotic triangle is going to be the death of us. He really thinks he can just mess around while we do all the work? And we can’t even do anything about it.”

Knight agrees with the sentiment, as they raise one sail and ride down a rope to get to the deck. Torch God is sitting outside the ship, as Plasma Ball is watching over Bowser as he makes the ship symmetrical, cursing under his breath while doing so. Artificer follows Knight’s lead in going to the deck.

Artificer: “At least some of our teammates aren’t douchebags. And useful.”

Artificer looks over the ship’s side to see Torch God.

Artificer: “Why aren’t you helping?”

Torch God writes ‘COULD BURN SHIP’.

Artificer: “An actually good reason, thank the Iterators.”

Bill Cipher: “Hey, you know I heard you insult me, right?”

Artificer looks over to Bill.

Artificer: “Honestly? I could care less.”

Bill Cipher: “Suit yourself!”

Bill sips from a martini while relaxing in his lawn chair.

Artificer: “...I hate you.”

Bill Cipher: “Thanks for the compliment!”

Cut to IDIOT. Science Bear and Test Tube are overviewing the materials while the other members wait for them to finish.

Test Tube: “With a bit of engineering, we could make these thrusters go approximately eight times faster…”

Science Bear: “This metal plating seems to be the right amount of thickness to be durable yet lightweight!”

Blue watches, but then suddenly, an idea pops in his head. He pulls out four wooden boats from Minecraft and drops them to the ground.

Warrior: “Did you just summon boats from nowhere?”

Charles: “Oh, cool!”

Test Tube and Science Bear turn around to see Blue’s boats.

Science Bear: “Well, I guess we’ve already got boats to use.”

Test Tube: “Is that breaking any rules, though? We’re not using the materials given and instead using pre-made boats.”

Warrior: “We’ll be fine, I’m sure of it!”

Test Tube: “Alright, sure. But let’s add these thrusters onto the boats for extra momentum, and just to claim a bit of originality.”

Test Tube and Science Bear weld thrusters onto each boat.

Science Bear: “I assume each boat is for two people, right, Blue?”

Blue confirms this, then leaps into one boat.

Science Bear: “Choosing which vessel we will ride in already? I will say that is a fairly nice idea.”

The rest of the contestants get into boats. The groups are Blue and Enderman, Charles and Warrior, Science Bear and Test Tube… and Charlie and Hyehehe.

Charlie the Unicorn: “This could not get any worse.”

Hyehehe: “Oh, but it could! Hyehehehehe!”

Hyehehe starts playing organ sounds with their ears, annoying Charlie.

Charles: “Should we do anything about that?...”

Science Bear: “It’s nothing to be worried about, I believe. At most it will cause irritation, but the unicorn seems to not be of any state to perform irresponsible acts while under the effect of being bothered.”

Warrior: “I didn’t understand half of that but it sounds safe to me!”

Cut to RCoKJ. King Julien is ordering the construction of the boat, which isn’t actually going too badly.

Ploque: “I’m not too keen on the fact that we’re forcibly partnered with the bone-eating llama…”

Rocket: “Hey, maybe there’s an upside to it!”

Ploque: “What, like eating our enemy’s bones?”

Rocket: “...”

Ploque: “Please don’t tell me that was your first thought.”

Lamb drops down from the deck to the bottom area, where Ploque and Rocket are working.

Lamb: “What’s going on with you two?”

Rocket: “Talking about…”

Rocket points upwards, where on the deck Carl is working.

Rocket: “The llama dude.”

Lamb: “What about him?”

Lamb starts assisting with getting the walls in the lower area done.

Ploque: “He ate at least two bones. In front of us. Without shame.”

Lamb: “Huh. Never knew you could eat bones!”

This grants some confused glances.

Ploque: “And you’re not questioning that he ate them in the first place?...”

Lamb: “Who am I to judge people’s choice of food?”

Rocket: “It’s a very judge-able thing!”

Ploque: “Especially when it’s bones… our bones.”

Ploque points to herself and Rocket.

Lamb: “Ohhhh, now that! That makes a bit more sense.”

Lamb: “I’m not in the right field to have any opinion though, so…”

A head pops up from above.

Glendale: “Hey, Lamb, King Julien says you need to work on the sails because he had me and Spider-Ham continue on the main floor instead!”

Lamb: “Ah, yes, alright! Well, friends, I’ll be off then! See you in due time!”

Lamb hops up to the deck again.

Glendale: “And for you guys down there, King Julien’s saying you can keep working down there! He thinks you’re doing a good job.”

Ploque: “Well, that’s something nice to hear!”

Ploque grumbles under her breath a bit.

Ploque: “Unlike anything that’s happened before this...”

Rocket: “Tell him we said thanks!”

Glendale: “Got it!”

Glendale’s head returns back to the upper floor, leaving Ploque and Rocket alone again.

Cut to BFDI. The entire team is working on their boat… except for Woodie, who is chopping down trees for extra materials. And also just to chop trees.

Boss: “THIS BOAT IS SURPRISINGLY NOT TERRIBLE.”

Blocky: “Way better than what my teams in competitions have done before, I can agree with ya!”

Nikoly, who is working on one of the sails, looks to Blocky.

Nikoly: “Before?”

Blocky: “Oh, yeah, I’ve competed in stuff like this before! Should’ve mentioned that earlier. Not in another dimension, however, that’s a foreign concept.”

Boss: “IS THAT WHY YOU DEVISED THIS TEAM IN THE FIRST PLACE?”

Blocky: “Exactly!”

King Dedede heaves up a bunch of wood from Woodie’s chopping to the deck.

King Dedede: “Here’s the next delivery. There’s not many trees left, so I’m just gonna rest until he’s done…”

King Dedede lays down on the floor, as the three conversing members begin using the new supply of wood.

Over at the ship’s bow, Squid is summoning spikes onto the very front of the boat.

Red: “What’re those for?”

Squid: “Destroying obstacles. Like rocks. Or people.”

Red: “Seems kinda sus if you ask me…”

Squid: “What does this ‘sus’ mean?”

Sundew walks by, holding some wood to fill up a hole on the side.

Sundew: “Don’t ask, because then you’ll spend fifteen minutes listening to his life story or something.”

Squid: “...Consider your advice followed. I won’t query further.”

Woodie hops onto the boat, Lucy in tow.

Woodie: “Finally done chopping all these trees!”

Sundew: “Great. Now you can actually work on the boat like the rest of us.”

Red: “Hey, don’t be rude! That makes you kinda sus!”

Sundew: “It wasn’t my intention to be rude but sure, whatever.”

Sundew gets to working, as Woodie pitches in to help.

Squid: “What about you, bean man?”

Red: “I finished up the floor already and nobody told me what to do next.”

Squid: “So just ask?...”

Red: “Oh, I hadn’t thought of that! Thank you!”

Red runs over to Boss to ask for a new task, as Squid sighs.

Squid: “This imbecile is quite possibly the most annoying person I’ve met.”

Cut to CF, where their boat… is a complete mess. Everybody just added what they wanted to add - except Kris, who tried to make a functioning boat but clearly failed.

N: “What a wonderful boat! Great job, everyone!”

Most of the team steps back from the horrid abomination of a ship, while Pizza Steve grins and Wheatley blabbers on about the grandness of its design.

Flowey moves up to the boat’s entrance, but immediately realizes he has no way of getting on.

Flowey: “I hate to break it to you all, but I’m rooted into the ground. I’m not getting on that boat.”

N: “Hey, no worries!”

Pizza Steve: “Wouldn’t the host want us to all get to the end, bro?”

N: “Aw, darn, you’re right.”

Wheatley: “Hey, I have an idea! Just pluck him out of the ground and stick him in a flower pot! It’s perfect!”

N: “Oh, good idea! But where would we get a flower pot?”

…Golurk transforms themself into a flower pot.

Pizza Steve: “Are… are you good, bro?”

Golurk confirms it is still alive.

Pizza Steve: “That’s a relief.”

N: “Alright, time for you to go in!”

Flowey: “What??? I’d rather stay off the boat than get forced into such a thing as a-”

Flowey is taken out of the ground and put inside the Golurk-turned-pot.

N: “There we go, now we have all our teammates accounted for! Everyone ready to get on?”

Most of the team is not particularly ready to get on, but they do so anyways.

Amelia: “I can’t help but feel this is a safety hazard…”

Wheatley: “Hey, look on the bright side! If we topple over, at least we’ll be alive!”

Wheatley: “Unless we don’t, but hey, I’m sure it’ll be fine! Maybe you won’t be missed!”

Wheatley rolls away, unaware that what he said was not very nice at all.

Amelia: “...”

That guy seems like a rude individual. And he’s constantly talking, too, could he perhaps be quiet?- Stanley, no, you cannot use that to insult me. Let’s just focus on not dying in this, alright? Because this ship feels like a death trap waiting to strike.

Amelia notices Stanley looking up while communicating to Narrator.

Amelia: “Are you okay?...”

Oh. I guess nobody knows about, well, this predicament , if you want to call it that. Just give a thumbs up for now, okay, Stanley? We can talk about this later, if someone has a paper and pencil we can borrow or something, since I don’t think either of us want to use finger letters to explain everything.

Stanley gives a thumbs up.

Amelia: “...Alright. Just tell me if anything’s wrong, please, I don’t want anything bad to happen… or for that craziness to be worsened...”

Amelia glances at N, Pizza Steve, and Wheatley, all partying while Flowey tries escaping the pot. Not even I want to know what the hell’s going on.

However, their weird partying is cut short by an announcement coming from seemingly nowhere, freezing everyone in place - especially Amelia.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, everyone! The thirty minutes is now up, so we’ll be beginning the second half of the challenge. And, I forgot to mention, but if you touch the water for too long you WILL die. So be careful if you don’t want to meet that fate… But also don’t worry about it too much, you’ll be brought back to life afterwards!”

This concerns some of the members.

Wheatley: “Hey, that’s great news! At least when we die painful deaths we’re not gone forever!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “All boats will be released into the water in three… two… one… GO!”

The grass suddenly turns to water, and the ‘boat’ sets off. It doesn’t have very good balance and would probably collapse if it touched anything.

Wheatley: “Hey, is it just me or is this kinda shaky?”

Flowey: “Maybe it’s because of how asymmetrical we made it, ever thought of that?”

N: “Hey, that’s rude, Flowey!”

Flowey: “I only speak the truth.”

Kris raises an eyebrow at this.

Flowey: “What did I ever do to insult you?!”

Pizza Steve looks over the edge, and sees NNIT’s ship right next to them.

Pizza Steve: “Hey, look over there, dudes! Another boat!”

Flowey: “Hey, Kris, idea. You grab me, we jump over there and we kick their asses!”

Kris contemplates the idea, then agrees with it, They pick up the pot with Flowey and leap over.

N: “Hey, wait, we didn’t approve of this come on guys-”

Amelia: “I think it’s too late to stop them…”

Pizza Steve: “I knew this was going to happen, bros.”

On NNIT’s boat, Bill Cipher is still sipping his martini and relaxing on his lawn chair, which has been moved onto the back of the ship. The other team members are watching for obstacles, but are unaware of Kris’s maneuvers onto the boat.

Plasma Ball: “See anything?”

Artificer: “Nope. Only water, and a boat ahead of us.”

Plasma Ball: “Well, one team beating us isn’t too bad. …Hopefully.”

Artificer: “I don’t think we actually have a way of speeding up anyways, since Bill wanted us to make his area so grand and amazing .”

Plasma Ball: “What a self-centered asshole.”

Plasma Ball: “...Do you know where the torch guy went?”

Artificer: “Stayed behind because, well, they’re basically a living fire.”

Plasma Ball: “At least they have a reason for not doing anythi-”

Before Plasma Ball can finish, a sword slashes through her, turning her into a pile of glass and half a body.

Artificer: “WHAT THE FU-”

Artificer turns around to see Kris and Flowey.

Flowey: “Surprise, motherfuckers!”

Artificer: “Everyone, we have invaders! Prepare to attack!”

The members of NNIT, spare Bill, begin launching attacks on Kris and Flowey, who skillfully dodge and defend. During the fighting, Nacho is crunched into bits.

Plankton: “Ha! Take that, you insufferable chip!”

Artificer: “This is no time to laugh at Nacho’s death. Otherwise, you’re probably getting killed next.”

Artificer finally manages to get a hit on Flowey, incinerating his petals with an explosion.

Flowey: “OW! JESUS CHRIST!”

Artificer: “Take that, you filthy plant!”

While Kris is distracted by Flowey’s injury, Knight takes a slice at their legs, knocking them and Flowey overboard.

Bowser: “I call foul play on those pests.”

Artificer: “There’s no rule against it. It’s just irritating to deal with.”

Plankton: “Which means we can make moves against other teams!”

Artificer: “I think it’d be better to protect the ship from attackers rather than make ourselves enemies with other teams.”

The Knight sides with Artificer.

Plankton: “Suit yourselves, then. But I’m going on the attack as soon as I get the opportunity!”

Artificer: “Good luck doing that on your own.”

Cut to IDIOT, in their multiple boats. Enderman is shuddering at the water.

Warrior: “Hey, what’s wrong with the tall dude?”

Blue makes a diagram of Enderman being hurt upon touching the water.

Science Bear: “The host did say this water will kill anyone upon contact, however, so are you sure it is not that?”

Blue then accentuates that ALL water hurts Enderman.

Science Bear: “Hm. Well, that’s another note I need to write down.”

Science Bear writes down more in his notes about Enderman.

Warrior: “What’s with all the note-taking?”

Science Bear: “You see, my profession is that of a scientist - more specifically, I study in zoology and engineering - so I’m obligated to take notes on any species I find interesting.”

Warrior: “I don’t think I understood that but cool, good enough for me!”

Meanwhile, Hyehehe is still playing organ music, copying songs from Charlie the Unicorn (the show, not the character).

Charlie the Unicorn: “Can you quit it? I feel like I’m about to die from your mockery.”

Hyehehe: “Never! Hyehehehehe!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Of course.”

Pan up to BFDI, whose ship passes right by IDIOT’s fleet.

Squid: “Is that four boats?”

Nikoly: “That’s a smart idea, we should’ve done that!”

Boss: “LET’S JUST STEAL THEIRS THEN!”

Squid: “Regretfully, I think it is too late to do so, as we may be disqualified for using another team’s boat. As much as I myself would like to do that.”

Red: “Also they’d die! That’s impostor behavior!”

On the other side of the BFDI boat, Blocky is watching for an opening to do some trickery.

Sundew: “What are you planning?”

Blocky: “Oh, totally nothing!”

Sundew: “...I can tell you’re lying.”

Blocky: “Fine, fine, you got me. I’m going to pull a prank and wipe out a team!”

Sundew: “Good luck with that, I guess.”

RCoKJ’s ship arrives at a close enough distance for Blocky to leap over. Blocky pulls out a video recorder.

Blocky: “Hey guys, Blocky here. For a prank, jump over to another team’s boat and use their weapons to blow things up!”

Blocky leaps over to RCoKJ’s ship, crashing through the deck. Surprisingly, only Donkey notices this.

Donkey: “King Julien! Someone just fell through the deck!”

King Julien: “I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about, Donkey! As long as the bottom floor is fine, we’ll live!”

King Julien peers down the hole.

King Julien: “See? It’s safe-”

Blocky jumps out of the hole, holding Rocket’s launcher. King Julien is knocked backwards.

Donkey: “Oh crap!”

Blocky: “Alright, show time!”

Blocky unleashes a bunch of rocket shots at CF’s ‘boat’, dealing severe damage to the lightweight side. As this happens, CF’s abomination grows closer to the fleet of boats IDIOT is riding.

N: “We’re falling!”

The rest of CF is freaking out, while at the same time unsure of the fates of Kris, Flowey, and Golurk.

Pizza Steve: “Bros, we need to get off and hop onto someone else’s boat! It’s our only chance at winning!”

Pizza Steve picks up Wheatley and throws him over to NNIT’s boat. N flies after him, leaving Amelia, Stanley, and Pizza Steve.

Pizza Steve: “You two! Hop down onto those boats! I’ll make sure you guys land safely.”

Amelia and Stanley both nod, before leaping down from the collapsing boat.

Pizza Steve: “I hope the rest of this team survives…”

Pizza Steve turns to look Blocky in the eyes.

Pizza Steve: “I’m not going down without a fight, block boy!”

And then Pizza Steve gets a rocket straight to the face. Ouch.

The ship crashes down on IDIOT’s group of boats.

Science Bear: “EVERYONE, DUCK!”

All members - bar Warrior, who is short enough to avoid the hit - crouch to just barely escape getting their skull crushed by the now-sinking abomination.

Test Tube: “Is everyone okay?”

IDIOT’s members are all safe and sound… except for the fact that Amelia and Stanley are huddled on Charlie’s back.

Charlie the Unicorn: “I think we have some stragglers from the wreck.”

Amelia: “...Please don’t hurt us…”

Test Tube: “We wouldn’t lay a finger on you! You can just stick with us.”

The rest of the team agrees - including Charlie, half-begrudgingly. Amelia softly smiles at the acceptance, while Stanley just lays down in confusion.

I must be honest with you, Stanley, that was quite possibly the weirdest experience I have ever had. I’m sure you feel the same way. …Agree to forget about this?

Over at NNIT’s boat, Wheatley lands on top of Nacho’s remains, with N dropping down shortly after. The entire team, save for Bill, turns to stare at the two robots.

N: “We come in peace! We’re just here because our ship crashed!”

Wheatley: “Yeah, the little block bugger shot down our ship. Really rude, we worked hard on that!”

Wheatley continues talking about Blocky’s rudeness, while Artificer brings up a spear to N’s throat.

Artificer: “Make one move and you’re dead meat, got it?”

N: “Yes, ma’am!”

Artificer: “Good.”

Artificer is about to leave N alone when RCoKJ’s boat accidentally rams into the side of NNIT’s, knocking Wheatley and the Knight off and disorienting the rest.

Bill Cipher: “Hey! What gives?”

Bill looks over and sees what happened.

Bill Cipher: “You picked the wrong team, idiots!”

Bill points a finger at RCoKJ’s boat and sends it a far distance backwards, crashing it into the wall and making most of the team fall off in the process.

Bill Cipher: “Aaaaand done.”

Artificer: “You could’ve done that when we got attacked, and yet you wait until NOW?!”

Bill Cipher: “I felt personally offended this time.”

Bowser: “At least we have a captive now.”

N: “Hey, since when was I a captive?”

Bowser: “Since I decided you were.”

Bill Cipher: “Oh, great, a bargaining chip! We can use this incase that stupid team named ‘Cool Friends’ or something plans an attack.”

N: “Uh, most of our team is dead and our ship’s gone too…”

Bill Cipher: “Damn. He’s useless then. Throw him overboard.”

Bowser picks up N.

N: “No wait please don’t-”

Bowser chucks N into the water.

Plankton: “Well, that was stupid.”

Artificer: “I have to agree with you here.”

Bill Cipher: “Honestly, I’ve gotten bored of sitting around in the open waters doing nothing. Let’s speed this up!”

Bill snaps and the boat suddenly goes HORRENDOUSLY fast. Plankton flies off the boat while Artificer and Bowser struggle to hold on.

Artificer: “Are you INSANE?!”

Bill Cipher: “I am, how could you tell?”

Bill laughs as the ship crashes into shore, knocking the surviving members onto land.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Great job, Not Naming It That! You’ve earned first place!”

Torch God slinks over to NNIT, and notices that over half the team is gone. They question what happened to the others.

Artificer: “Invaders killed Plasma Ball and Nacho, a ship knocked the Knight off, and Bill forced our ship to go at impossible speeds which made Plankton fly off to who knows where.”

Torch God makes a :| face.

Artificer: “Exactly how I feel.”

Back at RCoKJ’s ship, King Julien is standing on the bow, checking for survivors.

King Julien: “Head count! Who’s still alive?”

Only Glendale and Ploque remain. …And Blocky, still holding Rocket’s rocket launcher.

King Julien: “Wait, you’re not on our team!”

Blocky: “Yep. Bye, suckers!”

Blocky uses the rocket to blast himself back to his team’s ship, dropping it in the water in the process. Ploque tries throwing saws after him, but none hit.

Glendale: “That guy wasn’t nice at all!”

King Julien: “I know, what a jerk! Well, there’s not much we can do about him. Instead, we must focus on persevering through our loss and getting to the end!”

Glendale audibly agrees with the sentiment, while Ploque silently nods as a response.

King Julien: “Now, onwards we go!”

Cut to BFDI’s boat, where Blocky has just relanded.

King Dedede: “Wow, you just wiped out an entire team’s boat!”

Blocky: “I like to consider myself a great prankster.”

Most of the members congratulate Blocky’s ‘funny doings’... Red just stares in horror.

Sundew: “Look, you may not like it, bean guy, but we have to do this to sustain our place in this competition. I’m not a fan of killing people left and right either, but there’s no choice.”

Red looks over the edge of the boat, having conflicting morals.

Sundew: “...Look on the bright side. We’re the ones with Blocky. Being on a team with him is the safer option.”

This doesn’t ease Red at all… he does give a weak thumbs up in response, clearly not sure of himself.

Boss then yells out to the rest of the team.

Boss: “WE’VE REACHED LAND!”

And indeed they have. The entire team gets off.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats, you’ve gotten second place, Blocky’s Funny Doings International!”

Cheering comes from most of the team, except the obvious two outliers.

Nikoly: “Do we get a prize for finishing?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, you don’t go up for elimination.”

Nikoly: “Fair enough.”

Cut to IDIOT’s fleet. They’re relaxing at this point, since RCoKJ is so far behind they don’t have a chance of catching up.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Do you guys plan on getting off me at some point?”

Charles: “Hey, don’t be rude! I’m sure they’re only there because there’s no available seats.”

Amelia nods as a confirmation.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Still, it makes me feel like I’m being used as a tool.”

Charles: “Hey, don’t say that! You’re as much of a team member as the rest of us!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Sure, sure, whatever.”

Hyehehe is drinking the water… Is that even safe? Eh, who cares, it’s Hyehehe.

Blue points up ahead, where the shore is visible.

Science Bear: “Oh, grand! We seem to be nearing the end of this contest!”

Eventually, the four boats make it to the end, and everyone gets out.

Charlie the Unicorn: “You can get off now.”

Amelia and Stanley get off Charlie.

Amelia: “Sorry for falling on your back…”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Apology… accepted, I suppose. But don’t do that again, please.”

Over at the rest of the team, Koe congratulates them getting third.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Great job, IDIOT! Now we’re down to Cool Friends and-”

Test Tube: “Mr. Koe, Cool Friends is already here…”

Test Tube motions to Amelia and Stanley, who are idly sitting on the floor.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh. Where’s their teammates, and their boat?”

Science Bear: “Their vessel crashed down into the water from attacks, and these two escaped by hopping onto our own boats. The status of their teammates is unknown to us.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “What a bummer! That completely disqualifies their team!”

Test Tube: “Isn’t that a bit harsh? They still got to the end-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “However, they did not arrive in their boat, meaning Royal Circle of King Julien rightfully earns fourth place.”

Test Tube: “Yeah, true.”

Blue walks over to the surviving members of CF and pats them both on the back, showing his condolences for their loss.

Amelia: “It’s… it’s fine.”

That was quite the unfortunate time. Being the first team to lose isn’t what I had hoped for, but that’s life, ain’t it, Stanley? Stanley- oh, you’re… you’re sleeping now. Thanks. Really nice.

Indeed, Stanley has fallen asleep. Blue slowly lays a blanket of wool onto him, then steps away.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With the challenge over, it’s time to bring back all the dead contestants, plus those still out at sea.”

Koe snaps, and all the dead contestants appear, along with King Julien, Glendale, and Ploque.

Spider-Ham: “I don’t think I want to die ever again.”

Donkey: “Agreed!”

The now-revived members of CF head over to Amelia and Stanley.

N: “Aw, we’re the first up for elimination. I thought we had this in the bag!”

Pizza Steve: “I’m glad that at least some of us dudes survived, at the least.”

Flowey: “...I’m still pissed about being put in a pot.”

Golurk glares at the water with a malicious glint in its eyes.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Tough luck, Cool Friends. But one of you will have to end up eliminated!”

Wheatley: “How are we supposed to choose who to vote off? It’s a preposterous idea that I’d want to banish one of my own teammates to who knows where!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Silly core, the contestants aren’t the ones voting!”

Pizza Steve: “It’s viewers or something, right?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Correct!”

Amelia whispers something under her breath that the others don’t catch.

Seriously, viewers? Are we being watched or something?

I… would think you would know this.

Shut your trap.

Nah

Wheatley: “One last question, what are viewers voting to do? Because I don’t want to be begging for votes and then get out because it’s voting to eliminate and not save!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For elimination! Along with a little extra bonus vote that I’ll keep secret until the time comes.”

Wheatley: “Oo, secrets! I love secrets.”

Wheatley begins blabbering about something, while the rest of the team fiddles around.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “So! Viewers! Vote one of these eight contestants to be eliminated, and one for… well, you’ll find that one out in the poll!”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hey! My favorite hand! How’s it going?”

The mechanical hand gives a thumbs up, having built ninety percent of the building it’s working on.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good, good. Can’t wait to see it completed!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For now, I’ll be waiting to see the votes roll in. Feel free to come by whenever you want!”

Koe walks away from the hand, as it continues construction.

Chapter Text

The episode starts with the members of RCoKJ sitting around in a circle, with King Julien standing upon a makeshift pedestal.

King Julien: “I apologize for the state of which our seating is in, but unfortunately I cannot afford something greater as of right now. Regardless, this shall be the first meeting of the Royal Circle!”

Applause comes from everyone… except Ploque and Rocket, who both silently sit and fiddle around with their weapons.

King Julien: “Now, the first thing I want to discuss is that we need to get citizens! As of right now, only us eight are members of the kingdom, and we must fix that - otherwise, it’s not a kingdom!”

Spider-Ham: “How are we going to do that, though? I hate to break it to you, but not everyone will go along with that…”

King Julien: “Glad you asked! The idea is that we take those who are more willing first. Then, we will begin going up the ranks with our additional power, until even the host himself is a citizen of our glorious lands!”

Lamb: “I’d like to volunteer for recruitment. I have a good history with it.”

King Julien: “Boom! That’s your job now!”

Lamb: “I won’t disappoint. I’ll make sure any recruit that I come across will join… And if not, I’ll bring in a little ‘bribery’.”

Glendale whispers to Spider-Ham.

Glendale: “That guy kinda freaks me out…”

Spider-Ham: “I agree!... …At least he’s on our side.”

In Ploque and Rocket’s section of the circle, Carl is chugging… hopefully not blood.

Carl: “Mm, tasty.”

Rocket peers over at Carl’s mug, and immediately gags at the sight.

Carl: “Hey, I’m just drinking.”

Rocket: “But it’s blood!”

Carl: “I’m thirsty. Gimme a break.”

Rocket scooches away from Carl, wanting to be as far away from him as possible.

Carl: “Hm, tough crowd.”

Ploque: “I’m not sure that’s even the right phrase for… that .”

King Julien uses a horn to catch everyone’s attention.

King Julien: “Alright, everyone, you’re dismissed! Everyone is free to go do what they want!”

Most of the members head off. Lamb stays behind.

Lamb: “I’m eager to get a head start on conver- recruitment. When can I begin?”

King Julien: “Feel free to start whenever you want, loyal subject! Though perhaps start small?”

King Julien shrugs in a ‘do-whatever-you-want-i-guess’ manner. Lamb nods gleefully.

Lamb: “I won’t let you down.”

Lamb heads off to begin gathering members of King Julien’s kingdom… and his own cult, also. King Julien is completely unaware of the second quest, however.

Cut to outside the doors of the under-construction building, where almost all of IDIOT is sitting around said doors. Blue walks by, holding some dirt blocks, when he notices this and is instantly confused, asking why everyone is just sitting in front of the doors.

Charlie the Unicorn: “I want to get inside as soon as possible because I’m sure if I don’t leave this monotone wasteland soon my eyes will fry from the endless grey.”

Charles: “...That was a bit overcomplicated but we’re just… Bored. And we want to get into the building as soon as possible.”

Science Bear: “I personally don’t care much about waiting out here for extra time, but I figured if most of us were already over here I’d join as to stick with the team.”

Blue nods in understanding, and then returns to going where he was heading.

Charles: “...What’s he doing with those cubes?”

Warrior: “Maybe he’s… building something?”

Test Tube gets up.

Test Tube: “I’ll solve this mystery. If the doors open for us to enter, however, please do find me and bring me over as soon as you can.”

Warrior: “Got it!”

Warrior gives a thumbs up, as Test Tube follows after Blue.

Over where Blue went, a large farm seems to have been built, growing various crops on it. Blue seems to be adding a tenth layer to the farm while snacking on nether wart, not having noticed Test Tube followed him. The living object looks around the farm without alerting Blue of her present, clearly in awe of his skills. Eventually, Blue finishes up the tenth layer, and water bucket clutches down to the floor - then turns and sees Test Tube face to face. He instinctively freaks out and falls backwards.

Test Tube: “Oh geez- sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you!”

Blue gets back up after realizing it’s just his teammate, and gives an apologetic thumbs up. He then motions to his farm, clearly proud of it, and perhaps asking if Test Tube likes it.

Test Tube: “I didn’t even know this was scientifically possible - each layer is just… floating! Without supports! How did you manage to do this? I need to experiment with this ability!”

Blue opens up their inventory and shows it to Test Tube, with the Minecraft icon being seen within it. Blue then moves the icon to their hotbar and demonstrates it being able to generate blocks and items by spawning in heaps of various things.

Test Tube: “...How’d you discover this?”

Blue implies it’s a long story.

Test Tube: “Please tell me when you can, this is-”

Test Tube seems to be a loss for words. Blue just nods, and begins harvesting some of the crops when a voice echoes throughout the blank plain, catching both contestants off guard.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Everyone, please come to the building! It’s now open and I’d like to give a tour of the important parts!”

Blue quickly replants what they had already gathered, and both him and Test Tube return to the entrance.

Insert a time skip here where every contestant has arrived at the doors of the building, as Koe stands in front of it.

Flowey: “Why couldn’t we have waited inside?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wanted to have it be a complete surprise to everyone, of course!”

Flowey: “Dumb reason but okay.”

Koe opens the doors… which are just tall enough to accommodate for the two largest contestants when they’re crouching.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Everyone, come inside! And please don’t cause any property damage, we just finished this and I’d be mad…”

The contestants flood inside after Koe, entering a pretty nice-looking lobby.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome to the lobby! There’s nothing super interesting here, you can just sit around here as a general meeting zone if nowhere else works.”

Koe motions for the contestants to follow him down a series of hallways, passing by a plethora of assorted rooms. Some contestants begin to chat about the quantity of extra rooms within the building. The group then arrives at a large cafeteria.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome to the cafeteria! This is where you can get some grub to eat - anything and everything you may want can be summoned here in this very room. You can also meet up with others here while you enjoy your food!”

Glendale: “ Anything? Even gigglecakes?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yes, even whatever those are. All types of meals across the multiverse are registered within a database!”

Glendale: “Yay!”

Blue scoffs at the food-summoning mechanisms, much preferring his own cooking.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up!”

Koe exits the cafeteria to come to a line of five hallways, all evenly spaced out.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “These are where your rooms will be! Each contestant will have their own room - excluding duos that work as one, who will share a room instead. You’ll tell what hallway your team is in by the logos above the entrances, and each door has a name on it corresponding to its resident. I must add, under no circumstances may you trade rooms. For database reasons.”

Some contestants begin going towards the hallways, but Koe stops them with a comically large hand blocking the entrances.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Not yet! One more place we need to go!”

Koe leads everyone down another hall to a small waiting room, with a door straight across from him.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is the waiting room for eliminations! After the team that is up for elimination gets through their daily routines and whatnot, they’ll come into here, where they will then be brought into the Elimination Station! And no, you can’t enter the Elimination Station without clearance, the door will fling you fifteen feet away if you even lay a finger on it.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s all for the tour! I’ll give you all two hours to either settle down in your rooms or discover the many more rooms within the complex. Seeya!”

Koe snaps himself out of the room, leaving the contestants to head off and spread themselves throughout the building…

The entire team of IDIOT heads to their hallway immediately to set up their rooms as soon as possible. All the members enter their rooms… unknown to Warrior, however, Lamb snuck into his room beforehand.

Warrior: “Aw, this place is pretty empty. Just a bed… a bookshelf with nothing on it-”

Lamb pops out from behind the bookshelf.

Lamb: “Hello there.”

Warrior: “AGH-”

Warrior fumbles and points his sword at Lamb, being caught off-guard.

Lamb: “Chill, I’m not here to harm you.”

Warrior: “Then why are you here? This is my room!”

Lamb: “I simply have a proposal.”

Lamb: “I’ve been asked by his majesty King Julien to recruit citizens for his kingdom. I myself need members of my… ‘religion’ . I came here to ask if you would like to join both.”

Warrior: “Uh…”

Warrior contemplates the proposal.

Lamb: “If you would like a little sweetening on the deal, I’ll give you special clearance to freely fight those who take offense against our king’s empire!”

Warrior: “Okay, that’s a deal!”

Lamb: “Splendid. I shall now be taking my leave.”

Lamb leaves Warrior alone in the room.

Warrior: “...Hopefully I don’t regret this!”

Cut to a plain room with mats in it. Amelia, Kris, N, and Pizza Steve are all in the room seemingly doing yoga… or at least, N is trying to. Failing horribly. Stanley and Wheatley are also in the room, watching. Flowey peers in.

Flowey: “What the hell are you guys doing?”

N: “It’s something Amelia showed us! It’s called yoo… ya… ye…”

Pizza Steve: “Yoga, N. Yoga.”

N: “Yeah that! It’s supposed to clear your mind of bad thoughts or something.”

Flowey: “Lame! Me and Golurk are going to the training room. Join us if you don’t want to be bored out of your mind!”

Flowey leaves, as Golurk loudly stomps by. N raspberries at the two.

Wheatley: “What inconsiderate people!”

In the training room, Flowey and Golurk absolutely DEMOLISH the punching bags. Literally nothing but debris left.

Flowey: “...Hey, you think we gotta pay for these?”

Golurk shrugs and slams the remains of one of the punching bags deep into the floor.

Cut to Plankton and Nacho in the cafeteria. Plankton keeps trying to order food but Nacho interrupts with additions that make it practically inedible.

Plankton: “Okay, okay, give me a burger-”

Nacho: “Dip it in hot sauce.”

A hot sauce-covered burger appears.

Plankton: “I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE IF YOU DO THIS ONE MORE TIME-”

Nacho: “...What do you plan on doing?”

Plankton realizes he doesn’t actually have an idea of what to do.

Plankton: “SCREW OFF!”

Nacho: “Mmm… no thanks.”

From a table on the right of the room, Artificer, Bowser, the Knight, and Plasma Ball are all eating while watching the feud.

Bowser: “Bets on when he gives in and punches the chip? I’m going five minutes, personally.”

Plasma Ball: “Three minutes, give or take.”

Artificer: “...Are you guys really betting on that?”

Bowser: “Hey, it’s the best entertainment we have right now!”

Artificer: “I wouldn’t consider that entertainment. Moreso being bystanders of harassment .”

Bowser: “You’re no fun.”

Plasma Ball: “It’s not harming us! Why do you care so much?”

Artificer: “It will harm us in the long run. ‘Nacho’ - or whatever her name is - removed the entire bottom floor of the boat just to piss off the ‘Plankton’ guy. It’ll get worse and worse until we’re all kicked out of this and who knows what’ll happen when we’re eliminated?”

The Knight shows alignment with Artificer’s points.

Bowser: “If needed I can just crush them and get them out of sight so we don’t have to deal with contest-losing crap.”

Artificer: “That’s not much better.”

Plasma Ball: “You guys really know how to kill the mood.”

Artificer: “I’m only telling the truth which you two clearly don’t want to hear.”

The Knight seems to have an idea, and air-writes it to Artificer. Neither Bowser nor Plasma Ball can understand.

Artificer: “That could work… I’ll try it later.”

Bowser: “Now what are you planning?”

Artificer: “You’ll see. Then you’ll be glad I enacted it. …I will clarify it has no direct effects on either of you, I’m not needlessly spiteful.”

On the other side of the cafeteria, most of BFDI is having a whole ass FEAST. Sundew and Red, however, are at a different table next to the rest of the team, Sundew barely eating and Red without food at all.

Sundew: “...Shouldn’t you at least eat something?”

Red: “I don’t need to eat much. …Not hungry anyways.”

Sundew: “Lemme guess, you’re still thinking about Blocky’s stunt yesterday. I’m not the type to give much advice on these things, but try to think about other things that aren’t as… personally traumatizing.”

Sundew finishes her food.

Sundew: “Don’t ask me about any other help, though, I’m not a therapist. Go ask someone else.”

Sundew gets up and leaves Red alone. He lays his head down on the table, watching the rest of BFDI joke around as they eat their food. Red sighs, already wishing to return home…

Cut to Ploque glumly laying down in the bed in her room, mindlessly tossing saws into the roof. Donkey casually enters without knocking.

Donkey: “Hey, what’s u-”

Ploque: “What- you could’ve knocked first???”

Donkey: “Nobody else called me out but got it!”

Donkey: “Aaaanyways, what’s up, teammate? You haven’t been saying much, just wanting to make sure all us people are going good!”

Ploque: “Fine…”

Donkey: “Nice. I’m going to go get food for the team, want something?”

Ploque: “...No thanks, not hungry.”

Donkey: “Suit yourself!”

Donkey gleefully trots out of the room, closing the door loudly.

Over the two hours the teams become at least partially acquaintanced with the building’s layout… the time for the elimination eventually comes. Cut to CF sitting around in the waiting room. Koe opens the door.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Apologies for keeping you all waiting - I got caught up in some business - but we can do the elimination now! Hooray!”

Confetti falls from the roof.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Better yet, this is the first elimination, so I’m pretty excited! You guys ready?”

N: “Uh…”

Pizza Steve: “Not at all, bro.”

Flowey: “Hell if I know!”

Frankly, that’s a stupid question.

Amelia: “N-no…”

Kris shrugs. Golurk remains silent. And Wheatley…

Wheatley: “Of course! What an exhilarating experience, isn’t it, lads? Well, I would’ve preferred not being the first team to go up for elimination, but it is undoubtedly an interesting scenario-”

Flowey: “Okay, we get it, shut up.”

Wheatley: “I feel offended!”

Flowey: “That’s the point .”

Pizza Steve: “Okay, break it up, let’s just deal with the elimination. Got it, dudes?”

Flowey: “Fine!”

Wheatley: “Oh, thank you!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is going off track let’s go now-”

Koe leads the members of CF into the elimination room. There’s eight seats, which the contestants sit upon. A holographic screen appears to the left of Koe, and there’s… a roulette wheel on his right also?

N: “Hey, what’s the wheel for?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Glad you asked! That’s actually the second thing viewers are voting for - a chance to spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck! Or IWoL for short. It can give you anything from a neat little prize to a boost in the next challenge to a helping hand in the elimination! Though, some of those last ones may have… drawbacks… You’ll find those out when the time comes, though. Let’s get to the votes!”

Koe claps, and a graph appears on the hologram.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “There’s nineteen total votes, which is a pretty good count for episode one! We’ll start with votes for spinning the IWoL. First off!...”

The bars of Golurk and Pizza Steve remain at zero.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Zero votes went towards Golurk and Pizza Steve.”

Golurk groans with distaste.

Pizza Steve: “Sucks hard.”

Next, the bars of Flowey, Kris, and N all rise by a small amount.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “These three all got just a singular vote. For vote reasons that went towards these contestants…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Kris, we have ‘Moss’. Plain and simple!”

Kris, who is chewing on moss, stops for a moment.

N: “...Is that safe to eat?”

Flowey: “Probably not but it’s funny.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Flowey, we have ‘It's Flowey, either it's good due to me liking him, or bad due to Omega Flowey being absolutely horrifying.’.”

Pizza Steve: “Omega Flowey? What’s that?”

Flowey: “Long story I refuse to tell.”

Wheatley: “Hey, don’t leave us hanging, I wanna know!”

Flowey: “No. :)”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for N, we have ‘It's a hard choice between the characters on this team since all have their perks (minus Golurk), but ultimately I have to go with N. Him and Pizza Steve are easily the most plot relevant characters on the team, and N has more going for him in other aspects.’.”

N: “I didn’t understand that much but thanks!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last three members of this team have at least two vote reasons each, so I’ll read those out before continuing!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Stanley, we first have ‘I don’t know.’.”

…Is that all it says? I’m a bit disappointed, honestly- wait, does ‘Koe’ or whatever his name is not know about me at all? Seriously? He’s the host, he should know I’m here but I guess not- Stanley. Stanley that joke sucked.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And secondly, we have ‘idk’.”

Now this! This is just plain ridiculous!

L

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for Wheatley we start with ‘Good luck spinning it without any arms lmao’.”

Wheatley: “Hey! Not funny!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second reason - for the time being - is ‘Funny’.”

Wheatley: “...Was that on purpose? Because that was funny, actually!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Not intentional but you do raise a good point!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Finally, for Amelia, we have ‘
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N: “Woah, you can speak symbols?!”

Pizza Steve: “Why a one?”

Amelia: “...Long story…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And before I reveal the third placer, the final vote reason for now is  ‘Funny traumatized candle is funny.’.”

Silence.

…That explains a lot, actually.

Pizza Steve: “Is… is that part of the long story, bro?”

Amelia silently nods.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay let’s get onto the votes…”

The three remaining bars in the graph rise, but the bar for Stanley rises only to three.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Stanley only got three votes, bringing us to Amelia and Wheatley as the final two! There’s three more vote reasons to read for the both of you, so let’s get those over with before the final count.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Beginning with Wheatley, we have ‘I love Wheatley. -Daylight’.”

Wheatley: “Thank you, viewer named Daylight! I give my gratitude!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, we have ‘There’s... no way for Wheatley to spin this normally, isn’t it?’.”

Wheatley: “:(”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And finally, we have ‘Spinnnnn’.”

Wheatley spin

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then for Amelia, we first have ‘I LOVE AMELIA PLATONICALLY!!!!!!’.”

Amelia: “...Thanks.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘she’s cool’. Surprising that there’s less mocking than Wheatley’s vote reasons.”

Wheatley: “Rude! I’ll have you know that-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Shush.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last vote reason is ‘They are my favorite (ONE was an amazing show.)’.”

Pizza Steve: “Now I’m even more confused, a show?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “If you think about it long enough it’ll hurt your brain so just ignore it!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Time for the drumroll…”

A drumroll begins…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Amelia gets to spin the IWoL, with seven votes! Wheatley only got six.”

Wheatley: “Dang!... But hey, good job!”

Amelia: “Uh, thanks, I guess?...”

Koe drags Amelia over to the wheel.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now! Spin it!”

Amelia: “Ack- ok, ok…”

Amelia slowly spins it, and it lands on…

‘Free immunity for the next elimination’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats! Now you’ll instantly be safe next time your team goes up for elimination.”

Amelia: “That’s… okay.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With the wheel spun, we can get to the elimination votes! So hold onto your hats, friends, because now one of you will be getting gone!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Starting with those with zero votes, both Kris and Stanley received no votes at all!”

Koe summons in two slices of bread and throws them at the safe contestants. Kris is hit in the face by the bread thrown at them, and the bread thrown at Stanley misses and hits the wall.

Bread??? I don’t even want to question this at this point.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up, Flowey only received one vote!”

Koe throws bread at Flowey, who dodges.

Flowey: “Why the hell are you throwing bread at us???”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “It’s the prize for being safe!”

Flowey: “That is a horrible reason.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Don’t care!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For the singular vote reason you received, we have ‘Is a Lil shit’.”

Flowey: “I will kick the ass of whoever wrote that!”

N: “...You don’t have legs though?”

Flowey: “IT’S A SAYING, SMARTASS.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Moving on…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next safe from elimination is N with only 2 votes!”

Koe flings N’s bread slice at ridiculously high speeds, throwing N into the wall.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “oops”

N: “Ow, that hurt!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Apologies!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For vote reasons, the first one is ‘murder drone? more like... murder.... dumb (pronounced like dome)

also mr hohzd draw stanley do it do it do it do it’. I’m not doing it, you can’t make me!”

N runs back from the wall.

N: “I’m not a murder dumb!”

Flowey: “Wrong.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And the other reason is ‘One letter name mf’.”

Pizza Steve: “...Well, they have a point. Why is your name just a letter, bro?”

N: “I wish I knew but I do not!”

Pizza Steve: “Damn.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And last safe before the final three is Pizza Steve with three votes!”

Pizza Steve: “Finally! Nice!”

Koe throws bread at Pizza Steve, which bounces off his crust.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One vote reason for Pizza Steve was ‘I love Wheatley to much to vote him out, and I hated Uncle Grandpa. -Daylight’.”

Pizza Steve: “Don’t diss my man Uncle Grandpa like that, come on!”

Flowey: “Whoever that is wins the ‘Stupidest Name Ever’ contest, that’s a terrible name.”

N: “Oh, there’s a Stupidest Name Ever contest?”

Flowey: “...”

Flowey: “It’s a joke you braindead robot.”

N: “:(“

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is ‘This was the team that I didn’t want to lose the most:( ( by the way senty you are really cool)’.”

Flowey: “Who the hell is Senty???”

Amelia… chooses to stay silent about that.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And… oh, we don’t actually have a third reason. Dang.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, looks like we’re onto the final three - Amelia, Golurk, and Wheatley!”

Spotlights shine on the three. Amelia is curled up in a ball, Golurk groans uninterestedly, and Wheatley is blabbering about how he doesn’t want to get out.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Two of you got four votes, while the other got five!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For vote reasons, starting with Amelia, we have ‘Sorry, but I only really know about Golurk and Flowey here! Amelia just seems the most forgettable, no offence!’.”

Amelia: “That’s… that’s fair…”

Flowey: “Ha! I’m popular!”

Golurk smacks Flowey.

Flowey: “Ow, fucking hell man-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is ‘ONE traumas! :D’.”

Pizza Steve: “Okay, after the challenge, can you at least give us a bit of insight on this? I’m growing more and more concerned, bro.”

Amelia: “...Alright.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have ‘I don't know who she is and she has the blandest design in my opinion.’. I guess it’s a matter of not being very well-known!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Going to Golurk, we start with ‘They were the worst out of all them.’.”

Golurk huffs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then, we have ‘Most characters on this team have some sort of potential plot relevance, and Wheatley's got his humor going for him. But Golurk... Golurk's just a stand-in for what could have been a better character. The only things Golurk does is kick people and turn into a flower pot, seriously, they could have at least helped in the challenge more. Plus, unlike other dialogue-less characters, Golurk's actions don't help make them interesting. All in all a waste of a team spot.’. Damn this guy wrote a whole paragraph about Golurk.”

Golurk tries punching the hologram, but just hits the wall.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hey, my wall!”

Koe pushes Golurk back to their seat.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “There we go, no more wall touchers.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly for Golurk, we have ‘they'll be annoying soon’.”

Golurk gives another attempt, but Koe grabs their fist.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nuh uh.”

Golurk gets blasted to the other side of the room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That aside, let’s get to Wheatley’s vote reasons!”

Wheatley: “Oh dear, I’m a bit scared of what they have in store, my other voting reasons were insulting in their own right and they were meant to be helpful!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “We begin with ‘Balls.’. Haha.”

Wheatley: “Can we even say that?”

Flowey: “We’re throwing around swears left and right, saying balls a few times ain’t going to do anything!”

Wheatley: “Hm, yeah, fair point!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, ‘Reminds me of a weapon spy uses called the AP-SAP’.”

Wheatley: “Oh, the guy from Team Fortress 2? I know him! Doesn’t soften the insult though, but hey, it’s not too bad!”

Flowey: “What the fuck is Team Fortress 2”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And finally, we have… ‘GASP!! NEW SEASON?????!?!!!???!? OMGA!!! profily isnt here :( BUT I LIKE THIS CAST!! AMELIA IS COOL AND I LIKE HER PLATONICALLY :DDD AND ALSO I RLLY LIKE BLUE. BLUE IS MY FAVORITE AVM...PERSON....CHARACTER????? ALSO I RLLY LIKE TEST TUBE AND BLOCKY!!! I FUCKING LOVE BLOCKY SM!!!!! PLATONICALLY!!!! - starry (i dont know if im supposed to sign this but its too late now)’. Oh, a familiar face! Nice to see. Well, read.”

Pizza Steve: “Who’s this ‘Profily’ person, host bro? And… why did that have absolutely nothing to do with Wheatley?”

Wheatley: “No complaining! I’d take a vote reason that doesn’t talk about me over one that belittles me! ...I dunno any Profile Pictures or whatever, though.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Contestant in the last season, that’s off topic though, it’s time to reveal who’s out!”

Another drumroll, and…

Amelia has four votes,

Wheatley also has four,

and Golurk has five.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oof, tough luck. Golurk’s out of the game!”

Golurk does an insurmountable amount of ‘swearing’ which kinda just sounds like creaking doors. Koe flings bread slices at Amelia and Wheatley, knocking them both off their seats.

N: “What’s going to happen to them since they’re out?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good question!”

Koe spawns in a grey orb.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Meet the Temporary Holder of Eliminated, or the THoE. Anyone who gets voted out will be kept in here until either the competition finishes or they rejoin the game! And it’s quite easy to get someone in- watch!”

Koe taps the grey orb, which shoots a beam at Golurk, seemingly vaporizing them.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt.”

Pizza Steve: “...They just straight up got vaporized.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “AS I SAID IT DOESN’T HURT”

Pizza Steve: “Okay, jeez, dude-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now let’s go! It’s time to begin the next challenge!”

Koe gleefully skips out of the room, and CF slowly follows afterwards.

Cut to outside the building, where the entire cast - bar Golurk, due to being eliminated - is standing outside, as Koe creates a pedestal to stand upon as he announces the next challenge.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With the elimination completed, it’s now time for challenge two in the competition! This time, your challenge will be to earn lots of money, tycoon-style! The team with the least money in thirty minutes will go up for elimination and lose a member. It’s very simple, so I don’t have much to explain - so we can begin now!”

Koe claps, and the teams are summoned into a grassy field. Each team is stationed at a plot of land consisting of… just a grey floor… and a green button, conveyor belt, and money collection pad.

Cut to RCoKJ, where King Julien is inspecting the plot.

King Julien: “I must be frank with you all, I’m not sure at all about what we’re meant to do here!”

Ploque stands over the green button.

Ploque: “Maybe this button will do something?”

Ploque taps it, and a dropper appears, creating blocks that go through the conveyor belt and into a pit. Each block generates a bit of money.

Ploque: “Oh, that worked!”

King Julien: “Great job, now we can begin building this money maker up!”

More green buttons appear, with prices floating over them.

Glendale: “Hey, there’s more buttons!”

King Julien: “Well, what are you guys waiting for? Let’s get pressing!”

And so the team begins pressing buttons as fast as they can, though most of them are decorative so it’s… not very helpful.

Cut to IDIOT, where Science Bear has quickly figured out how things work.

Science Bear: “It seems pressing these buttons will spend our money to upgrade this plot. I would recommend only getting things that are entirely necessary, as we don’t want to end up last due to buying things that are purely for aesthetics-”

Science Bear quickly gets interrupted by Hyehehe, who has concocted a devious plan and is now loudly messing with the money counter. Charles and Warrior run over to try and stop them.

Charles: “What are you doing, you’re going to break it!”

Warrior: “We can’t repair it if it’s broken, we won’t have it to know how much money we have!”

Hyehehe: “...”

Hyehehe: “L + ratio + didn’t ask”

Hyehehe kicks Charles and Warrior all the way to the other side of the plot, then successfully opens up the machine counting the amount of money. They begin messing with the wires, with no one daring to stop them…

Hyehehe: “Hyehehehehehehe! We will be supreme in this challenge now!”

Turns out, Hyehehe hacked the counter so the team now has a trillion dollars. Wow.

Test Tube: “...There’s no way that’s allowed.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Whatever, I’d rather get an easy win than begrudgingly dealing with a boring slog.”

Charles and Warrior get back to the others.

Charles: “Yeah… he has a point, honestly…”

Science Bear: “Unfortunately, there’s no going back on it, regardless of the ethics or fair play. We’re stuck with the hacked money, so it would be wise to make do with it. I will suggest we still purchase things so as to not look suspicious to Mr. Koe Hohzd, however.”

Blue nods in agreement with Science Bear.

Test Tube: “Alright, I guess we can deal with that! Let’s just hope there’s no negative consequences…”

And so, the team begins to build up the plot with their illegitimately large amount of money…

Cut to NNIT, where Bill Cipher is once again being a lazy ass.

Bill Cipher: “Go and make money, I’m going to sleep this one through.”

Artificer: “Seriously?! Can you just help us for once you giant idiot pyramid-”

Bill Cipher begins snoring, as he has fallen asleep.

Artificer: “...I give up. Ugh.”

Bowser: “I’m starting to regret joining this team, with how much of an incompetent asshole this guy is.”

Plasma Ball: “Same here.”

The Knight imitates a groan with the scratching of their nail against the ground, and presses the green button to create the first dropper, beginning the money-making process.

Artificer: “Are you three okay with doing this without me? I need to make sure the two mentally-5-year-olds don’t screw anything up.”

Artificer points to Plankton and Nacho over on the other side of the plot, where Nacho is intentionally aggravating Plankton. 

Bowser: “We’ll suffice.”

Plasma Ball: “Sounds good to me, I guess.”

The Knight nods, and Torch God makes a thumbs up.

Artificer: “Alright, good. I’ll be off now.”

Artificer heads over to the other two team members. Plankton is now retaliating against Nacho.

Plankton: “ALL THE TIME you’re like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go piss Plankton off! Ha ha ha this is so funny!’ when I did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO YOU!”

Nacho: “Your reactions are a little funny.”

Plankton: “SERIOUSLY?! THAT is your reasoning?!”

Nacho: “I’m an honest object.”

Plankton: “Okay, you have FIVE SECONDS before I BASH YOUR HEAD IN-”

Artificer gets in-between the two fighting contestants.

Artificer: “Nobody is bashing anyone’s head in.”

Nacho: “Damn.”

Plankton: “WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER?!”

Artificer: “I’m defending both of you from each other, actually. The whole team as well. Because you two clearly cause issues due to your unrelenting hate for each other. And before long, this team will be burnt into ashes partly due to your incompetence in competing and preferring to mindlessly bicker as if you were slugpups. So here’s the deal - I will be watching over you for as long as it takes for you two to get your acts together and at least cooperate rather than cause chaos.”

Plankton: “And why do I need to listen to you?”

Nacho: “Same here…”

Artificer: “If we lose to your incessant feuds, you two would easily be the ones on the chopping block. And I’m sure neither of you would want to get taken out of the game so early just because of petty hatred.”

Plankton: “...Barnacles, you’re right.”

Plankton: “Fine. I’ll cease. But only if she agrees.”

Nacho: “I really don’t have a choice, do I… I guess I’ll stop.”

Artificer: “Thank you. Now come over to the rest of us and help get this stupid challenge over with.”

Artificer heads back, as Plankton and Nacho follow her - with Artificer keeping a very close eye on the two to make sure no fighting occurs.

Cut to CF, where the team has quickly made progress, so as to not lose for the second time in a row. The entire first floor is already complete.

N: “Hey, we’re doing pretty good this time!”

Pizza Steve: “Probably because nobody’s blowing us or our stuff up.”

N: “True, true.”

Wheatley, keeping track of the money, yells up the staircase to N.

Wheatley: “Hey, team members, we’re at three thousand! We can buy that dropper upstairs now!”

N: “Ooh, nice!”

N steps on a green button and buys the dropper.

N: “How are things going down there with the others, my mechanical pal?”

Wheatley: “Pretty good! We’ve got some good production, and Flowey also implemented a moat for some reason.”

Flowey pops up on the staircase.

Flowey: “Anyone could attack us at any time, why wouldn’t I do that?”

Pizza Steve peers over the side to look at the moat, then turns to look at Flowey.

Pizza Steve: “At least one person on each team can avoid that, dude. That won’t really do much.”

Flowey: “Aw, come on!”

Flowey goes back into the ground, appearing outside to improve the moat.

Pizza Steve: “Well, back to waiting for the next cashout, dudes…”

Silence.

N: “...Wanna play go fish?”

Pizza Steve: “Sure, why not?”

Meanwhile, on the bottom floor, the remaining three members are sitting around, due to N and Pizza Steve carrying the challenge.

Amelia: “...It’s creepily quiet here…”

Unfortunately, both fellow contestants cannot speak so there are no answers.

Excuse you, ma’am, I can in fact speak.

Okay well not to Amelia so…

Yeah, that’s quite fair.

…It would be wise to figure out something to do. Stanley, do you have any ideas? No? Well, that’s disappointing. I’m not sure of any activities to pass the time with myself.

Once again Stanley is facing upwards… and Kris notices. Using a piece of paper to write, they ask what Stanley is doing mindlessly staring at the ceiling.

Okay, Stanley, can you figure out some way of explaining? Maybe ask for paper and a pencil, since clearly the ‘Kris’ person has some?

And so Stanley asks for said objects via the act of pointing. Kris, understanding, pulls out another sheet of paper and a pencil for Stanley to use.

Just write it down as concisely as possible - and don’t you DARE insult me, Stanley. What do you MEAN no promises???

Regardless of the bickering, Stanley does write down the whole Narrator situation. Kris reads over the explanation, clearly understanding. Amelia finally notices the two conversing.

Amelia: “...Do you guys mind if I join in on your conversation? It’s… fine if not.”

Kris nods, then hands the paper Stanley wrote on to Amelia, who reads it with great focus.

Amelia: “That… explains a lot.”

I must be honest, I expected worse reactions to revealing this, but I’m glad these two are calm about it. I wouldn’t want to deal with any nagging. You agree, right, Stanley?

Alright, that’s that section over, time to cut to the next one-

Seriously?

Yes. Cut to BFDI, where Squid immediately takes initiative.

Squid: “Alright, members of this team. I’ll sort out the workload so that everything is as efficient as possible. You have one second to give objections.”

And there are no objections.

Squid: “Good, good. Now, here are the roles-”

Squid first turns to Boss, King Dedede, and Red.

Squid: “You three will be working on production and the general advancement of this establishment.”

Boss: “GOT IT.”

King Dedede: “Count me in!”

Red: “Alright, I can live with that.”

Squid then turns to Nikoly.

Squid: “You’ll be in charge of managing funds, making sure production tools are bought in a timely manner and ensuring nothing useless is purchased.”

Nikoly: “nice”

Next, Squid turns to Blocky and Woodie.

Squid: “You two-”

Lucy: “Three, actually!”

Woodie: “Don’t forget Lucy, mate.”

Squid: “Okay then- You three are given full permission to sabotage enemy teams.”

Blocky: “Perfect!”

Woodie: “That I can agree too. Lucy’s fine with that too, eh?”

Lucy: “You know it!”

Squid: “Finally.”

Squid floats over to Sundew.

Squid: “You and I will scout some of the other teams to  make sure we don’t fall too far behind.”

Sundew: “Could be worse, I guess.”

Squid: “Now, everyone, off to your work!”

The team splits up to do their assigned jobs. Blocky and Woodie head off to hunt down another team’s base and mess with them…

Time skip, where all teams now have good progress. The two (well, three, including Lucy) BFDI members have arrived at NNIT’s base. Blocky sneaks into floor two, making sure it’s safe to enter, then gives the thumbs up for Woodie to enter. The two whisper for communication.

Blocky: “Alright, we need to figure out how to prank these guys big time. Got any ideas?”

Woodie: “Not particularly.”

Lucy: “Me neither…”

Blocky: “Let’s play it safe until we do, then-”

Blocky then steps on a button… purchasing a decorative item.

Blocky: “...Oops.”

Woodie: “Oh, great… I sure hope that didn’t take from our earnings.

Blocky: “Hold on, I have an idea. You two press one of the buttons, I’ll watch over the money counting thing.”

Blocky quietly walks over to the staircase and watches the money counter. Woodie presses the button, and NNIT’s money count goes down.

Blocky: “It’s spending their money.”

Woodie: “Great to hear.”

Lucy: “What are we waiting for, then? Let’s get buying!”

Blocky and Woodie (and Lucy, in spirit) begin pressing as many decor-purchasing buttons as they can with the intent to waste as much money as possible. They eventually start hitting downstairs, when…

Plasma Ball: “What’s all the ruckus down here-”

Plasma Ball walks down the stairs and sees Blocky and Woodie using the team’s money to buy things.

Plasma Ball: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”

Blocky: “We’ve been caught!”

Woodie: “Oh, we’re done for.”

Lucy: “Just use me to get rid of this girl!”

Woodie: “Alright, on it!”

Woodie grabs Lucy and slices at Plasma Ball, who manages to dodge. She then runs up the stairs to alert the rest of NNIT.

Lucy: “That didn’t go according to plan.”

Woodie: “Well, we better head out before we’re killed.”

Blocky: “Wait a second, I have another prank idea!”

Blocky rips out a dropper and shoves it into the pit where blocks go, effectively disabling it for as long as the dropper remains wedged in.

Blocky: “Get as many as you can in!”

Blocky and Woodie quickly force all the droppers into the pit, ensuring that no blocks can enter the pit - the droppers are pretty damn stuck in there.

Blocky: “Good job, now let’s skedaddle!”

Blocky, Woodie, and Lucy escape just before Plankton runs down the stairs, seeing the mess that the invaders had caused.

Plankton: “Sweet Neptune, they’ve jammed the whole system!”

The rest of NNIT - bar Bill, of course - follows after Plankton, taking notice of the destroyed setup.

Bowser: “We leave this place unattended for a few minutes and we get royally screwed. The world is a cruel place.”

Artificer: “We should at least try to unjam the pit.”

Plankton: “No use. They’re stuck in there for good. I would know, I’m an inventor.”

Torch God makes a sad face.

Plasma Ball: “Well, what the hell are we supposed to do now?!”

Artificer: “Since Bill is a lazy bitch who doesn’t want to do anything, we’re practically done for. There’s no recovery from this.”

Bowser growls.

Bowser: “I swear on my life, we’ll make them pay for this.”

Artificer: “No use in trying to exact revenge this time around… no matter what we do, we’ll be the losers. But next challenge, we’ll bring them to their knees.”

Nacho: “Wow, you guys are angry.”

Plankton: “We have absolutely no clue what happens when we’re eliminated and now one of us is going. Do you expect us to be chill with this?-”

Artificer: “No. Fighting.”

Nacho and Plankton both quiet immediately.

Bowser: “Damn, you silenced them quick. How’d you manage that?”

Artificer: “It’s a bit of a story.”

Cut to IDIOT, where Squid and Sundew are spying in. IDIOT’s base is massive and luxurious.

Sundew: “This is stupid, can’t we just be helping the others back at our place?”

Squid: “Gathering intel is very important for decision making.”

Sundew: “Sure, sure, whatever.”

Squid manages to catch a glance of the money counter… it’s still insanely high.

Squid: “Dear lord.”

Sundew: “What?-”

Sundew takes notice also.
Sundew: “...I see.”

Squid: “We’re clearly not taking first place, that’s for sure. Maybe if we’re lucky we’ll get second again.”

Squid accidentally lays his sights on Enderman, who makes eye contact. Enderman starts screeching.

Squid: “Shit, we’ve been spotted. We’ve gotta flee.”

Squid begins to float away, but Enderman teleports onto him and starts beating the absolute SHIT out of the levitating face.

Squid: “JESUS CHRIST THIS HURTS-”

Sundew: “...Have fun, I’m not going to try and stop that.”

Sundew takes off, leaving Squid to get absolutely destroyed by Enderman. Eventually, the attack ceases, and Enderman gives a condescending glare before teleporting back in.

Squid: “Ow, fuck.”

More time skip because I have no idea what to do for the other two teams! Yay! It’s over now. Koe teleports into the middle, bringing every team in as well.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good job, you all! The challenge is now over.”

Chatter begins among the contestants, and NNIT gives angry stares at Blocky and Woodie.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, since we’re all done, I’ll be revealing the rankings of the teams. First off…”

IDIOT’s money counter appears over Koe’s head, reading $934,718,532,190.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “IDIOT is in first place by an astounding amount!”

Most of IDIOT celebrates, as the other teams - minus Squid and Sundew, who already knew - are left appalled by the sheer amount of dollars the team got.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up in the list of winners is…”

BFDI’s money counter appears next, reading $360,303,523.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Blocky’s Funny Doings International, in second place!”

Most of the team claps in celebration, including Red this time!

Squid: “Great to see our strategy paid off wonderfully.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “In third place is…”

CF’s money counter appears - $122,453,001.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Cool Friends!”

N: “Yay, we didn’t lose!”

Pizza Steve: “Not the best but not the worst. I can respect that outcome!”

Wheatley: “We have to have a celebratory feast or something! We didn’t go up for elimination again!”

Flowey: “That sounds stupid.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, the final two teams… Royal Circle of King Julien…”

Most of RCoKJ sweats nervously.

King Julien: “I assure you all that we will be fine!”

Spider-Ham: “The other team is more powerful than us by a large margin, so I dunno…”

King Julien: “Who cares if they’re powerful? This isn’t about their strength or whatnot!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Not Naming It That…”

NNIT has clearly accepted their fate, except Bill Cipher, who is oblivious.

Bill Cipher: “What’s all the humdrum about, people? I expected you to get an easy win and here you all are acting like you got negative money!”

Bowser: “Long story, man.”

Plasma Ball: “It’s not that long, but yeah, it’s… definitely something.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The team that got fourth place is…”

RCoKJ’s counter appears with $57,120,612.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Royal Circle of King Julien!”

King Julien: “Told you all!”

RCoKJ cheers, while NNIT’s attitude remains unchanged.

Bill Cipher: “Seriously? You idiots managed to lose?!”

NNIT’s counter appears with just $4,341,950.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oof, that’s not much. Not Naming It That is officially the loser and will have a teammate eliminated!”

Bill Cipher: “Now this is just pathetic.”

Artificer: “It’s not our fault you ego-stroking triangle, some goons from that team-”

Artificer points to BFDI, more specifically Blocky and Woodie.

Artificer: “Invaded our base and broke the pit that the blocks are supposed to go in!”

Bill Cipher: “Excuses, excuses. You all are lucky I don’t snap your necks right now.”

Some of the team members leave Bill Cipher so as to not deal with his attitude. Torch God imitates a raspberry while fleeing.

Bill Cipher: “Pathetic losers. They’ll learn to get good and follow my will eventually…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, enough of that! It’s time to bring in the voting poll!”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Lamb enters Plasma Ball’s room in the dead of night, waking her up. Plasma Ball throws a book at Lamb to get him to leave.

Plasma Ball: “What’s your business here? I’m trying to sleep…”

Lamb: “I’m only here for a proposal. I figured now would be a better time than any.”

Plasma Ball: “It’s midnight.”

Lamb: “Midnight, shmidnight. I don’t need to rest so the time is useless to me.”

Plasma Ball: “Whatever.”

Plasma Ball: “What even is your supposed ‘proposal’?”

Lamb: “I’ve been tasked by King Julien to bring people into his kingdom so he can have more subjects. He’s a nice guy, I would recommend it. And, I will admit I’m also planning on recruiting for my… cult.”

Plasma Ball: “Kingdoms? Cults? Not my type of thing. Now get out.”

Lamb: “Ah, you’ll see in due time the consequences of your rejection.”

Lamb slowly slides out, closing the door behind him.

Plasma Ball: “...Weirdo.”

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Blue snacking on some nether wart while chilling in a lawn chair. Science Bear and Test Tube are walking together nearby, nerding out about something, when Science Bear takes notice of the red fungus.

Science Bear: “Excuse me a moment, I must quickly ask Blue something.”

Test Tube: “Oh, that’s fine!”

Science Bear walks over to Blue, and taps his shoulder to grab his attention.

Science Bear: “If you are fine with me inquiring, what is that red object you’re currently eating? I’ve never seen anything like it in my life, I must admit.”

Blue is about to give an explanation when Hyehehe casually drifts down from the sky.

Hyehehe: “Nether Wart

Renewable

Yes

Stackable

Yes (64)

Tool

Any tool

Blast resistance

0

Hardness

0

Luminous

No

Transparent

Yes

Flammable

No

Catches fire from lava

No

Nether wart is a fungus harvested from nether wart crops and is used to plant them, as well as being vital in the creation of potions.

Nether wart crops are found in nether fortresses and bastions and is used to grow nether wart in soul sand.

Obtaining

Breaking

Nether wart can be mined instantly with any tool. A fully mature nether wart crop yields 2–4 nether wart. This is increased by one for each level of Fortune, this allows for a maximum of 7 nether warts dropping from one crop. Less mature stages drop one nether wart, even with the Fortune enchantment.

Natural generation

Nether wart can generate in nether fortresses in soul sand gardens around stairwells. Nether wart can also generate in the courtyards of housing unit bastion remnants. Due to only spawning in these specific structures, it's entirely possible for a nether fortress or bastion remnant to generate without nether wart (though they may still appear in the chests that generate in the fortress).”

Yeah, Hyehehe just recites the entire Minecraft Wiki article for nether wart.

Science Bear: “...Well, you’re not the one who I asked, but at least I know now, so nothing is lost in the end. Though, I will say, it doesn’t sound like it’s meant to be eaten - are you sure you should be consuming it, Blue? It could be poisonous or have other negative side-effects.”

Blue shrugs, stuffing more into his… non-existent mouth.

Science Bear: “Would you mind if I took a sample? I would like to know more about it than what the hyena has said.”

Blue gives a handful of nether wart to Science Bear, who takes it.

Science Bear: “Thank you. I’ll return with my findings in approximately a day. For now, I shall take my leave until the contest begins.”

Science Bear heads back to Test Tube to continue their conversation. Blue gives a confused look at Hyehehe, who does a funky dance while walking away backwards.

Pan over to where Hyehehe is heading. It passes by Flowey, who looks bewildered by the sight, and the rest of CF. N looks over after noticing Flowey looking in Hyehehe’s direction.

N: “What’s up?”

Flowey: “The weird ass hyena man is fucking moonwalking while dancing.”

N: “That sounds like quite the sight!”

Hyehehe continues further onwards.

Pizza Steve: “Everything about that dude seems off. Can’t be the only one that thinks that, right, bros?”

Amelia: “...Yeah, they’re… a little creepy…”

Sometimes I feel like Hyehehe is reading my thoughts. Which is proven to be impossible, since literally nobody besides you, Stanley, can hear me! Normally that’s not too bad, but in a collaborative competition it is pretty annoying.

Pizza Steve: “Hey, bro, you’re staring off into space again.”

Stanley was indeed facing upwards. Kris comes to his defense immediately, writing down ‘he has a reason for doing that’ on a piece of paper.

Wheatley: “Ooh, secret reasons! I love secret reasons for doing things! What is it?”

N: “Wouldn’t it not be a secret anymore?”

Wheatley: “Oh. True. But still! I wanna know why he does that.”

Kris begins to write, but Amelia explains before they can.

Amelia: “He has a… voice in his head, kinda... I think the voice is more of an external entity by how Stanley describes him?... That’s also why he doesn’t talk… since apparently the voice is more of a narrator? I don’t know too much, I’m just saying what Stanley wrote…”

Pizza Steve: “...Oh.”

N: “...Well, it’s nice we know that now, at least?”

Wheatley: “Admittedly, that sounds pretty nice! I’d like to have a voice in my head to talk with!”

Flowey: “You are that voice to everyone else on this team, Wheatley.”

Wheatley: “Awh…”

Kris writes ‘what were we even doing before that guy game around’.

Pizza Steve: “Unfortunately, bro, I can’t even remember.”

N: “Same…”

Flowey: “It was probably stupid.”

While they talk, a massive shadow falls down upon them… Wheatley is the only one who notices.

Wheatley: “Guys? Friends? Teammates? I think something bad is about to happen-”

Everyone but Amelia and Stanley is crushed by Bowser falling onto them. He’s… fighting with Boss again.

Bowser: “Augh, gross, now I have sauce and oil stuck on my back!”

Boss: “YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING LOSER.”

Bowser: “I’ll make you eat those words, bitch!”

Boss: “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, YOU USELESS REPTILIAN.”

Bowser and Boss continue fighting as they leave the scene. Yeah everyone that got crushed is dead.

Jesus christ.

Amelia stares traumatized, before curling into a ball.

I honestly don’t even know what to say. Just… unnecessarily gruesome.

Yeah that was. Oops

Over where the two giants are now fighting, Artificer, Knight, and Plasma Ball are trying to get Bowser to stop so they can get to the elimination.

Artificer: “Come on, this isn’t doing any good! If we wait too long we might get a penalty or some stupid thing.”

Bowser: “I can’t let this IMBECILE get away with their life!”

Boss: “AS IF I’M THE ONE WHO WILL BE FALLING.”

Bowser: “You truly underestimate me, you massive wimp.”

Knight and Plasma Ball are trying to drag Bowser away, with absolutely no success.

Plasma Ball: “Do we really have to do this?”

Artificer: “Would you rather have worse consequences?”

Suddenly, Boss catches on fire.

Boss: “HOLY SHIT-”

Boss sprints away, and eventually kinda just dies in the distance.

Bowser: “Whuh-”

Torch God makes a winky face. Yeah, they just burnt Boss to death. Wow.

Artificer: “...That was not expected by you but, I guess that works.”

Plasma Ball: “We should’ve just tried to kill the circle guy this entire time, look how effective it was!”

Artificer: “Useless bloodshed? No thanks. Now let’s just get out of here and in the elimination area.”

Cut to inside, where the five, plus Plankton and Nacho, are walking through the halls while looking for Bill Cipher.

Artificer: “Of course he’s the last person to show up. We need to get to the waiting room soon.”

Plasma Ball: “We could still just leave him behind!”

Artificer: “I’ve already explained this multiple times, Plasma Ball. It’s for the better. Even if I don’t like him myself.”

Plankton: “I don’t think any of us like him, actually.”

Nacho: “Mmhm.”

Artificer looks into a room, and sees Bill Cipher watching TV while drinking liquor. The TV shows another competition show holy shirt!!!

Artificer: “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

Bill Cipher turns off the TV and turns around.

Bill Cipher: “Fancy meeting you here, team!”

Artificer: “Cut the crap. We need to go to the elimination.”

Bill Cipher: “ah.”

Bowser: “...You don’t usually act like this.”

Bill Cipher: “Probably cause I was drinking, but who cares?”

Artificer looks to one of the corners of the room… oh dear god there are so many bottles.

Artificer: “I think it’s a general problem.”

Bill Cipher: “Nah, it’ll be fine! Let’s just go lickity-split!”

Bill teleports everyone into the waiting room, just as Koe exits the door.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hello, NNIT! Right on time!-”

Artificer: “Can we just get this over with?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Mm, yeah, sure. I don’t have any monologues to go over, anyways.”

Koe leads NNIT into the elimination room and has them take a seat - except Bill, who decides to sit on the ceiling instead.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “What’s up with him?”

Plankton: “Two words: Excessive drinking.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ah, yeah, that adds up! Not gonna do anything about it though. It’s funny. Plus, we gotta get to the elimination!”

Koe pulls up his graph hologram.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “We got 20 total votes, which is one more than last time, so great job viewers! Keep it up!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, starting with the good votes and not the bad ones, Plasma Ball is the only contestant to not receive any.”

Plasma Ball: “Seriously?! Even this guy got more?!”

Plasma Ball motions to Bill Cipher, who is now… playing the piano on the ceiling???

Plasma Ball: “...Okay I don’t think I even want to ask what he’s doing now.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s how the crumble cookies, my friend.”

Plasma Ball: “That isn’t even how that phrase goes.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next with just one vote each, we have Bill Cipher and Nacho!”

Nacho: “Okay.”

Bill Cipher: “Gee willikers, that sucks!”

Artificer: “I’m not sure if I prefer this Bill over the normal one or not.”

Bowser: “I felt cringe run up my spine hearing that.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Bill’s sole vote reason is ‘Dorito idek lol’.”

Bill Cipher: “Hey, I’m not a dorito!”

Bowser: “Wow, he at least has some sense in this drunken state.”

Bill Cipher: “Don’t mock me!”

Bill slams his piano down onto Bowser, which just breaks the piano and doesn’t hurt Bowser at all.

Bowser: “...Ouch?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for Nacho, her vote reason is ‘i like nacho from aib :D - starry’.”

Nacho: “Cool.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, those with only two votes are Bowser, Plankton, and Torch God.”

Bowser: “That’s annoying.”

Plankton: “Come on!”

Torch God makes a :( face.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Bowser’s first vote reason is ‘literally the only one I know well’.”

Bowser: “Well, I guess that gives me some bonus points for being memorable. I won’t deny that compliment!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second reason is ‘He will be our president’.”

Bowser: “Well, I appreciate the offer, but I’m already a king so that isn’t that much of a different title.”

Artificer: “King of what?”

Bowser: “Koopas. I doubt you know what those are, though.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, Plankton’s first reason is ‘Someone save Plankton from Nacho good lord’.”

Plankton: “Finally, someone that’s on my side, thank Neptune!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Plankton’s second reason is ‘feel like not many people would vote for him, hesactually cool (minus the bickering with nacho but surely he can work on that) , ALSO hes puntable . sorry i just wanted tosay that ANYWAYS

ive decided that alongside starry i am going to sign off my shit because i like to be a little silly and henceforth will be known as

-the goober (because im too nervous to use my actual online name :tada:)’.”

Plankton: “For the foreseeable time being I don’t think Nacho will be pissing me off as muc- did you SAY I’M PUNTABLE???”

Nacho: “It’s true.”

Plankton: “I hope one day you are crushed like the pathetic being you are.”

Nacho: “Thanks.”

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also why does only torch god not get the special Purple Secondary Color in their icon. literally 1984’.”

In my defense Torch God doesn’t have a face so… can’t really have the other purple in there. Anyways Torch God gives a thumbs up.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second vote reason for Torch God is ‘Bloo- I MEAN FIRE FOR THE FIRE GOD’.”

Torch God imitates a fire in approval of the vote reason.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, to the final two - Artificer and the Knight!”

Spotlights hit the finalists.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One of you received four votes, while the other received a whopping eight, which is double that!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “But before we get to the grand reveal, I’ll read out three reasons each, starting with the Knight’s votes - ‘knight my beloved /platonic’.”

Knight nods their head in acceptance.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Secondly, ‘I like his aesthetic.’.”

Same thing.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Third, ‘Slashy bug boi -Tayoga’.”

Yeah same thing again.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto Artificer, we’ll start with ‘She deserves it’.”

Artificer: “I appreciate the sentiment.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Secondly, ‘She deserves something from stopping these two fighting (and putting up with everything), honestly.’.”

Artificer: “Hm, basically a more detailed version of the last one. But, I still approve of it.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, ‘"Artificer some pretty good stuff for the team in my opinion, hope you get something good!!!" -Aveline’.”

Artificer: “I too hope that if I get the reward, it isn’t rubbish.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hey, trust me, I’d never put something bad on the wheel!”

Artificer: “I have my doubts.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Suit yourself then. Hmph. …But, you’ll be getting a prize regardless, because you got the eight votes!”

Confetti rains from the ceiling.

Artificer: “Well, that’s a relief.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Before anything is done, we do need to go over the other reasons! Starting with ‘After all she's had to deal with both this episode and the last one, Artificer deserves a reward of some sort.’.”

Artificer: “I don’t mean to offend any of the voters, but these do seem to be repetitive.”

Plankton: “And you consider that bad?”

Artificer: “No, just an observation I’ve made.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The other vote reason Artificer has is a long one, so bare with me - ‘Honestly, I was torn between Artificer and the Knight, but I chose the former because she's been through a lot in her world. Lost her kids, became hated by scavengers everywhere, there was one timeline where she became a hollow shell of herself as she took the mask of the Scavenger Chieftan, and there was another where she was erased from existence because she tried to ascend. And don't even get me started on all of the theories and AUs surrounding her. And then in the first challenge, her team barely scraped by in the win, and now she's up for elimination.

What I'm trying to say is, please give the poor scug a win.

Sincerely, BigMinionD’.”

Silence.

Bowser: “...Holy fuck that’s a lot.”

Artificer: “Let’s. Not talk about it.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alrighty, with that done, get over there and spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck!”

Artificer gets out of her seat and walks over to the wheel, then spins it with great force. The wheel lands on…

‘Swap two contestant’s elimination votes’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Cool! At this elimination you get to switch the vote counts of two contestants of your choice. But, you won’t know how many votes each one has until I reveal them, after reading the votes of teammates that have less than one of the affected contestants.”

Artificer: “Well, this is an easy pick. Bill’s obviously one of them, that egotistical bastard probably got none because sometimes viewers like to be cruel.”

Artificer: “For the second… admittedly, Bowser is on my list for potentially getting the most votes.”

Bowser: “Seriously?! Why?!”

Artificer: “You don’t do much.”

Bowser: “I do plenty-”

Artificer: “AKA fighting that Boss guy and nothing else.”

Bowser: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, great! Bill Cipher and Bowser will have their vote counts swapped. I’ll still read out all their vote reasons like normal.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With that said, let’s actually get to elimination votes! Starting with those with none, the Knight, Nacho, and Plankton are completely safe!”

Koe throws bowling pins at the three. Knight slashes the one thrown at them in half, Nacho just BARELY avoids it, and Plankton is flung off.

Plankton: “What the hell was that for?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Prize.”

Plankton: “That’s a BOWLING PIN!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Prize.”

Plankton: “.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, for those with one vote - minus one - we have Artificer and Plasma Ball!”

Koe throws more bowling pins. Artificer whacks hers away, while Plasma Ball is shattered.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oops.”

Koe revives Plasma Ball.

Plasma Ball: “Seriously?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Accident, I promise! Let’s just get onto the voting reasons - for Artificer, we have ‘He will not be the president.’.”

Artificer: “...Okay? Not like I wanted to be a president anyways.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for Plasma Ball, we have… no reason.”

Plasma Ball: “Why bother voting if you’re not going to say why?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Because they can.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next safe is Torch God, with two votes.”

The bowling pin thrown at Torch God just catches on fire and turns into ash. They rearrange to say ‘BRUH’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Firstly, we have ‘honestly i liked all of them so i just randomly picked (even if i didnt know most of the characters) also i think nacho is a cool character :3 - starry’.”

Torch God makes a :| face.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second vote reason is ‘They don't seem to communicate much. And the others all have something cool and unique about their personalities.’.”

Torch God straight up just writes out a few sentences…

‘BECAUSE IT’S HARD TO TALK’

‘WHEN YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH’

‘OF TORCHES. NO BODY OR’

‘ANYTHING LIKE THAT. SO’

‘THERE’S YOUR REASON.’

‘IS ALSO WHY I DON’T HAVE’

‘A VISIBLE PERSONALITY’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Damn that was a feisty response…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “No matter! Time to get to the final two! Bowser and Bill!”

Spotlights shine on the two. Bill has finally gotten into his chair, albeit sitting sideways and being seemingly zoned out, while Bowser looks irritated.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One of you actually got one vote, but due to Artificer’s prize you have to be here. On the complete other side of the spectrum, the other person lost in a landslide with FIFTEEN VOTES! That’s the highest vote count any contestant has ever received, this season or last! I applaud all you voters for getting this record.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’ll read out one reason from the both of you before we get to the grand reveal…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Starting with Bowser, ‘Easily the least useful team member. Bowser doesn't have much going for him as Plasma Ball fits the same stereotype and is more interesting and story-involved, and most other characters have their own merits or importance. The only reason I'm voting Bowser over Torch God is because the idea of a bunch of torches competing is outlandish in a good way.’.”

Bowser: “We are not the same stereotype!”

Plasma Ball: “Yeah, I also call bullshit on that.”

Torch God makes a question mark, confused if they should be offended or not over the vote reason.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wow, you insulted three different contestants in a singular reason, voter. Well played.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for Bill, we have ‘I'd love to see everything in this team crumbles into pieces... but yeah!’.”

Artificer: “Looks like my theory may have been proven right.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh, don’t be too sure of that yet - we haven’t seen the results! Well, you guys haven’t. But regardless…”

Drumroll…

Bill has one vote.

Bowser has fifteen.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Due to the swap, Bowser is out of the game with the fifteen votes!”

Koe throws the last bowling pin at Bill, which bounces off him.

Artificer: “...I messed up big time.”

Bowser: “Are you kidding me?! Seriously?!”

Bill Cipher: “Ha! That’s pretty funny!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’d be more careful if I was you, Bill, you were originally the one to be eliminated.”
Bill Cipher: “Eh, who cares about the votes anyways?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s… the main thing you’re supposed to care about in eliminations? Whatever, let’s just get onto the rest of your vote reasons - starting with ‘ciph on deez nuts oooh gottem’.”

Bill Cipher: “I don’t have nuts.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Secondly, ‘i know everyone atleast a little except torch god, and imean . bill is kind of an ass but hes bill, and i know theres gonna be some other people trying to vote bill off because hes an ass, but i have another reason, !! all of the other characters would be more interesting to learn about imo when bill is just . yeah - the goober’.”

Artificer: “You got the part about him being an ass completely right.”

Bill squashes Artificer with a giant fist.

Plasma Ball: “Are you killing us for having opinions now?!”

Bill Cipher: “Yeah, it’s funny.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’ll just bring her back after the elimination. Next reason, ‘Bro's useless! Teach him a lesson guys >:D’.”

Bill Cipher: “And no lesson was taught because your puny opinions don’t matter!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Bill’. …That’s just his name.”

Bill Cipher: “The voter clearly couldn’t think of anything to incriminate me with, because I’m simply too awesome.”

Plankton: “Yeah, yeah, su-”

Plasma Ball silences Plankton before Bill squishes him also.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘Bill has done nothing in both of the challenges he was in, he's been a total jerk the entire time he was here, and let's not forget the time he turned a town into his chaotic playground and tried to do the same with the rest of his world. Plus, he's a Dorito.

Also Bill, if you're reading this and feel insulted? GOOD.

-BigMinionD’.”

Bowser: “I have an even worse opinion of him now, geez.”

Bill Cipher: “Yeah, I did all that. Whatcha gonna do about it? Right, absolutely nothing!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Up next is ‘Well, I only know, like, 4 of them, but out of all of them, Bill did NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! HAPPENING TO BE A TUMBLR SEXYMAN WON'T SAVE YOU FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS! Sorry for the ranting, and good luck to the other contestants! -Tayoga, the one who voted for Amelia last round and Profilly in round 10 last season.’.”

Bill Cipher: “You’re just jealous I’m an internet sensation.”

Torch God writes ‘WHAT’S A SEXYMAN’.

Bowser: “You don’t want to know.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And next we have ‘NullCommands here! and, yeah, I'm skipping the sus detections this time because... well........

Bill Cipher, what on earth are you doing here? aren't you supposed to be dealing with plot and lore the ramifications of which can dictate the fate of literally every show? and yet you're beating your lazy arse here and ordering people to do shit for you?

get back to your own show!’. …Not sure what that’s going on a spiel about but it’s probably none of my business.”

Bill Cipher: “Look, kid, I’d rather be there than here also, but I was dragged in here and don’t have a choice.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Still confused but… next reason, ‘He's literally the only reason his team lost. Couldn't he have just snapped and set the counter to 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999$?’.”

Bill Cipher: “You put the dollar sign after the amount of money.”

Plankton: “That’s your only takeaway from that reason?!”

Bill Cipher: “Mhm, pretty much.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘"So this can force the fricking dorito demon into actually doing something next contest!" - Aveline’.”

Bill Cipher: “Have fun with that!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we just have… ‘Dorito’.”

Bill Cipher: “Every person who calls me a dorito is going to meet a particularly unfortunate fate.”

Plasma Ball: “You’re going to kill them, aren’t you.”

Bill Cipher: “Yeah.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And finally, after all that, we have ‘idk man i was just bored.’. …That was super anticlimactic.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, despite all that, Bowser is still the one that will be going!”

Bowser: “This is the worst possible way to go out.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “See you later!”

Koe pulls out the THoE and taps it, generating a beam which envelops Bowser and makes him vanish.

Plankton: “Where in Neptune’s name did he go?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Into the Temporary Holder of Eliminated. He’ll come back after the competition is done and dusted.”

Koe revives Artificer.

Artificer: “Fuck, that hurt.”

Bill Cipher: “Good job.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, it’s time for you all to get out so we can do the next challenge!”

Koe, along with the remaining members of NNIT, exit the room.

Cut to the cafeteria, where RCoKJ is in the middle of a meeting.

King Julien: “So, Lamb, how did your recruitment go? I’m excited to see the results!”

Lamb: “It was fifty-fifty. One person I attempted to bring in rudely rejected it, unfortunately, but thankfully we did still gain a member!”

King Julien: “Good job! Maybe later we’ll get that other person into the kingdom. For now, though, it’s important we focus on those that are more willing.”

While most of the team talks about stuff relating to King Julien’s kingdom, Ploque and Rocket sit at the end of the table, clearly uninterested. Spider-Ham, who is sitting on the same side as them, tries to strike up a conversation.

Spider-Ham: “So, how are things going with you two?”

Rocket: “Honestly, not as bad as I expected!”

Ploque: “...Fine.”

Silence.

Spider-Ham: “I can clearly tell you’re not just by your tone of voice, kid. What’s up?”

Ploque: “Well, you caught me. I just feel out of place on a team full of, y’know, living animals? And I don’t particularly have much attention towards this ‘kingdom’ or whatever… and being on the same team as Carl is particularly unnerving.”

Spider-Ham: “You just gotta see the good in it, kiddo! That’s what I always do.”

Spider-Ham suddenly freezes up.

Rocket: “...You good?”

In quick succession, Spider-Ham leaps out of his seat and shoots a web in the direction of the door, where Plasma Ball was being thrown towards the group.

Spider-Ham: “That was a close one, wow!”

Plasma Ball: “This feels gross, but I’ll take it over shattering for the second time today.”

Spider-Ham walks over to Plasma Ball.

Spider-Ham: “Now what were you doing to end up getting flung at our team?”

Plasma Ball: “I tried criticizing Bill.”

Plasma Ball points towards Bill, who is entering the room, with the rest of NNIT and Koe behind him.

Spider-Ham: “Oh, I see. That’s definitely something I’ll need to deal with later… but not now, since the contest is going to start soon, I assume!”

Spider-Ham releases Plasma Ball from the web and runs over to his team, beckoning them to head outside. Cut to said outside, where all contestants and Koe have now arrived… well, not including the dead ones.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wow, we’re missing some people!”

Torch God writes ‘BOSS IS DEAD’.

Amelia: “The rest of our team… also died…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That makes sense!”

Koe respawns Boss and the dead portion of CF. Boss immediately gives an angry glare at Torch God.

N: “That was not fun at all!”

Wheatley: “I knew something bad was going to happen! If only I actually realized sooner, maybe we wouldn’t have been crushed so violently! Where is the perpetrator, anyways?”

Boss: “YEAH, I NEED TO KICK HIS ASS.”

Plasma Ball: “He’s eliminated.”

Boss: “...”

Boss: “THAT WORKS TOO.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, enough chit-chat, let’s get to the challenge!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This time around, it’ll be a game of Jeopardy - I assume most of you don’t know what that is, so I’ll happily explain! There will be sets of questions listed upon the board, and each team will take turns picking one. All teams have a chance to press the buzzer on their podium and give their guess. If your team gets it correct, you’ll earn some points. Each question will be put into one of four topics. With all that said, let’s get started!”

Koe snaps, and the teams teleport to a Jeopardy game setup, each team being placed behind a podium.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, first up, Blocky’s Funny Doings International will be picking a question! Discuss with your team what you want to choose.”

Pan to BFDI’s podium. They look over the categories listed on the screen - Science, Sports, Words, and Hodgepodge.

Squid: “I was under the assumption typical games had six categories.”

Blocky: “Whatever! It’s less work for us!”

Nikoly: “Maybe we should pick… uh… um…”

King Dedede: “I was thinking more… mmm…”

Woodie: “Look, friends, I think we should go with… er…”

Sundew: “I have no time for this stupidity, I'm just going to pick one for us.”

Sundew yells over to Koe.

Sundew: “WORDS FOR 500!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Got it!”

A clue pops up on the screen. Koe reads it out.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This word starts with E and is a synonym of boredom.”

Instantly, a buzzer is pressed.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Buzzer press already? Well, gimme your answer!”

The one who pressed it is N, who immediately starts panicking because he doesn’t actually have one.

N: “Uhhhh… enchilada?...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wrong!”

N: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

A short period of time passes before a buzzer is pressed again.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s get another answer! And hopefully it won’t be enchilada.”

This time, it was Science Bear.

Science Bear: “The correct answer is ennui.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ding ding ding! You got it!”

IDIOT gets 500 points.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, next up for the picking - Not Naming It That!”

Artificer: “Alright, we need to think smart about this-”

Bill Cipher: “Boring! I want to blow some guys up.”

Artificer: “Why would you do that in a quizzing game?!”

Bill Cipher: “I thought you wanted revenge on that team, didn’t you?”

Bill points behind himself to BFDI.

Artificer: “...My point still stands-”

Bill Cipher: “Too late!”

Bill takes one of Artificer’s spears and launches it at Blocky, getting a direct hit. He yelps, and brings BFDI’s attention to Bill and Artificer.

Artificer: “Fuck.”

Bill Cipher: “Lol.”

Plasma Ball and Plankton, meanwhile, are actually trying to pick a topic.

Plasma Ball: “What do you suggest?”

Plankton: “Well, obviously it’s gotta be one of the 500-pointers.”

Plasma Ball: “Duh! What else would we pick?! We’d be idiots to go for a lower score!”

Plankton: “Ok, let’s actually pick a category… ”

Plankton: “Science?”

Plasma Ball: “I don’t know anything about that.”

Plankton: “I probably wouldn’t know anything about your pick either.”

Plasma Ball: “I haven’t even said it-”

Nacho pushes the two aside.

Nacho: “Sports for 100.”

Plasma Ball: “Whuh-”

Plankton: “OH COME ON!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alrighty, sports for 100!”

Clue appearance!

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This sport is played with two goals, and you must kick a ball.”

It takes a while before someone presses a buzzer.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Gimme your best guess, buzzer presser!”

Said buzzer presser is King Julien.

King Julien: “It is the game called soccer, Mr. Koe! I heard about it once.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Correctamundo!”

RCoKJ gets 100 points.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, next up, Cool Friends!”

CF begins talking about what they’ll pick when a large commotion starts to their right… BFDI and NNIT have apparently started an all-out war, both sides attacking each other.

Pizza Steve: “That can’t be safe, dudes.”

Flowey: “I want in on that action!”

Flowey tries rushing over, but Kris grabs his stem, preventing him from continuing.

Flowey: “Bitch!”

Kris drags Flowey back.

Wheatley: “Do you lot think we should tell the host? Surely that must be against the rules of this challenge, I would doubt he would want unsolicited violence in a game like Jeopardy.”

N: “I’ll do it!”

N shouts over to Koe.

N: “Hey, those two teams are fighting!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Eh, whatever, it’s not causing any excess fatalities!”

A stray spear strikes and shatters Amelia.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Okay, for the most part it isn’t.”

N: “I- eh-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Just pick a category already, we don’t have all day!”

Pizza Steve gets onto CF’S podium.

Pizza Steve: “I dunno, let’s just go with Science for 500!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Boom! Done!”

Another clue!

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is the name for the compound Ag2MoO4.”

Pizza Steve: “Okay, what does that even mean?!”

N: “We’re severely unprepared for this, oh no…”

Science Bear presses IDIOT’s buzzer, and answers before Koe can give a quip.

Science Bear: “The correct answer is silver molybdate.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Winner! Your team gets 500 more points.”

IDIOT is in the lead with 1000 points now! Crazy!

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up for picking is, well, IDIOT!”

Test Tube: “This is a clear and obvious pick, we can just go for another Science one!”

Charles: “But, what if someone answers before us? The other teams are unpredictable.”

Science Bear: “I don’t mean to insult the intelligence of our fellow contestants, but they are very clearly of low IQ…”

Science Bear motions to the brawling teams of BFDI and NNIT, CF freaking out over their incompetence, and RCoKJ idling.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Well, let’s get on with it then. The faster we do this, the better-”

Hyehehe appears on the stage that Koe is on.

Hyehehe: “Hodgepodge for 500, hyehehehehe!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alrighty!”

Warrior: “Aw, our pick!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “How did they even get there so fast, they were over here just a few seconds ago-”

The clue is clearly vandalized.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Uh… This is the coolest and awesomest contestant on the show and is better than everyone else?...”

Hyehehe appears back at IDIOT’s podium and slaps the buzzer loudly.

Hyehehe: “The great Hyehehe, of course!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That is… correct, surprisingly! Huh. Another 500 points for IDIOT!”

All of IDIOT - bar Hyehehe, of course - gives sighs of relief that a fluke didn’t occur.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Thank god that wasn’t a waste of a pick.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And now, we have Royal Circle of King Julien up for selecting a category!”

King Julien: “Alright, my loyal subjects, what do you all think we should choose?”

Glendale: “I was thinking maybe Hodgepodge? We didn’t actually see what it does and I’d like to know…”

Donkey: “We gotta go with Words! It’s the easiest one!”

Rocket: “I dunno, I’d like to go with Sports, honestly!”

Carl: “Science.”

Carl walks up to the podium.

Carl: “Science for 400.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, that’s your category!”

King Julien: “Hey, I’m the king! You can’t do that!”

Carl: “Look, I have a plan, don’t worry man!”

Clue appearance!

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is the amount of organs in the average human body-”

Carl presses the buzzer.

Carl: “Seventy-eight.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Winner winner chicken dinner! 400 more points for RCoKJ!”

King Julien: “How did you know that and answer so quickly?”

Carl: “It’s a secret.”

Ploque: “I don’t think I want to know what that secret is.”

A timelapse of answering occurs… there are now only five questions pickable. Also, many casualties occurred for NNIT and BFDI, and a small few on some other teams that ended up hit by stray attacks. The current scores are:

BFDI - 400

IDIOT - 2400

CF - 1200

NNIT - 400

RCoKJ - 800

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Blocky’s Funny Doings International and Not Naming It That are in a tie for last, meaning these last five questions will be a race to see which of the two can get their act together and give answers!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And of course, we actually need to get to picking these - Blocky’s Funny Doings International will be up first again, as per usual.”

Red, Nikoly, and Lucy are the only ones alive.

Red: “...I dunno, what do you two think we should pick?”

Nikoly: “Well, we don’t have many choices… I think… mm… uh…”

Lucy: “Please, I don’t want to deal with a thinkfest again!”

Nikoly: “Sorry, I’m not very good at these kinds of decisions. I like deciding what I sell more.”

Red: “Maybe we just go with Sports 100?”

Lucy: “That was done in the first round.”

Red: “Oh.”

Nikoly: “Hey, I got one! What about Science 100?”

Lucy: “The team of smart guys is gonna snatch the win from us quick and easy.”

Nikoly: “Dang, you’re right.”

Red: “Okay, let’s go with Words 100!”

Lucy: “Now that’s more like it!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, your choice is final, Blocky’s Funny Doings International!”

The clue for the question appears.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This word starts with q and is a synonym of fast.”

Torch God manages to push NNIT’s buzzer before BFDI can press theirs. They then spell out ‘QUICK’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good job, that’s right! 100 points for your team!”

Torch God celebrates. Turns out, they’re the only one left alive on NNIT, except Bill who just left at some point and Koe didn’t bother to bring him back.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now it’s your time to choose a category. Funny segway, isn’t it?”

Torch God views over their options, before finally picking one and writing ‘WORDS 200’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Got it!”

Clue appearance.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This word is a synonym of wind and rhymes with lease.”

Red taps the buzzer.

Red: “...Wheeze?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nope!”

Red: “Aw, goshdarnit!”

Another buzzer is pressed from another team.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Show me what you got!”

A half-broken, half-awake Test Tube mumbles something, before Science Bear shakes her back to full consciousness.

Test Tube: “Ack- breeze!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Correct! Another 200 points for IDIOT!”

Science Bear: “That was indescribably close to a loss. We need to be careful during the last three questions to keep our streak alive.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “That’s not going to be hard when half the opposing teams have been wiped out to near-nothing.”

Science Bear: “A simple slip-up could cost everything, however. I’m not blaming Test Tube in this scenario because she’s currently injured physically and mentally, but it’s a general issue that we need to make sure we don’t fall to.”

Warrior: “He has a point! Even if I didn’t get most of that.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up, Cool Friends!”

N: “Our turn again! Woo!”

Pizza Steve: “Let’s get this over with before my sunglasses break from pressure, dudes…”

Well, we’re nowhere near losing, so what we choose doesn’t really matter, right, Stanley? Stanley- oh my god did you really just pass out on the podium.

Stanley indeed did that, and now he’s covering up the buzzer.

N: “...”

Pizza Steve: “Yeah, I’m out.”

Pizza Steve leaves.

N: “Well, I guess it’s just you and me then, Wheatley!”

Wheatley: “What about the other two members of our team?”

N: “They ran off some time ago.”

Wheatley: “Darn!”

N: “Now, what should we choose…”

N: “I got it! We’ll go with Science for 100!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Bada bing bada boom, bringing that up right now!”

The clue appears.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is the opposite of a proton.”

Science Bear presses IDIOT’s buzzer.

Science Bear: “The answer is an electron.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Correct answer again! More points for you guys! Really don’t need those anymore but I digress.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And, funnily enough, you’re up for selecting next, IDIOT!”

Science Bear: “I admit the host has a point in that we don’t need to answer any questions now that we’re far in the lead.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “So are you going to listen to him and stop or continue regardless of your observation?”

Science Bear: “Well, I’d make a fool of myself if I didn’t continue onwards in the endeavor of bringing answers to these inquiries, so I must ignore his words.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “What was the point of agreeing with him then?!”

Charles: “Hey, guys, calm down! Let’s just pick something and then we can head out of this place sooner.”

Blue and Enderman are actually looking over the options. They’re seen talking to each other using hand motions and blocks. Eventually, they settle on Science for 200, and swiftly build a sign saying so.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Got it!”

Koe pulls up the hint.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is the amount of milliliters in two liters.”

Science Bear presses the buzzer again.

Science Bear: “The correct answer is two thousand milliliters.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Correct! Honestly, at this point, I’m surprised your team didn’t just leave after your big success.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Regardless, it’s time for the last question! There’s no picking this time since there’s only one possible choice.”

Koe pulls up Sports for 200.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This sport uses a system of bases.”

Red is about to push the buzzer for BFDI, but is tackled by Torch God and caught on fire.

Red: “AGHHHHHHHHHHH-”

Red runs into the distance.

Nikoly: “...”

Lucy: “...”

Nikoly: “I don’t even want to bother…”

Lucy: “Same here.”

Torch God returns to NNIT’s podium and presses the buzzer, then writes ‘BASEBALL’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And that’s the final question answered! Now, for a final tally, from highest to lowest…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “IDIOT got far ahead of the others with a grand 2900 points!”

Blue celebrates intensely, while the other team members watch his partying. Warrior eventually joins in too.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, Cool Friends received 1200, which is pretty behind IDIOT but is still pretty darn good!”

N: “We did it! Woo!”

Wheatley: “If only the others were here to celebrate, it would be the grandest of said celebrations!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then, Royal Circle of King Julien reached 800, which isn’t too good but still puts them ahead of the final two.”

King Julien: “Great job, everyone! We may not have won, but we have certainly gotten farther than ever before!”

Glendale: “Yay!”

Lamb: “Splendid.”

Spider-Ham: “Let’s gooooo!”

Donkey: “About time!”

Carl: “Nice.”

Rocket: “Yeah, we did it!”

Ploque simply claps.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That leaves just Not Naming It That and Blocky’s Funny Doings International… one of you got an advantage over the other in the last round of questions, earning you a spot on the safe side. Will Not Naming It That go up for elimination for the second time in a row, or will Blocky’s Funny Doings International meet their first loss?”

Torch God imitates a sweating face. Nikoly internally panics while Lucy hisses.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And the last team safe is…”

Drumroll…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Not Naming It That, with 700! Blocky’s Funny Doings International got unlucky and only ended up with 400.”

Nikoly groans in disappointment while Lucy curses angrily. Torch God creates a relieved face.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, all of you can head back, I’m sure you’re all tired of this challenge. Meanwhile, I’ll just be bringing in the poll-”

N: “Hey, what about all the dead people?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh, yes, right!”

Koe respawns everyone that died - Amelia, Artificer, Blocky, Boss, King Dedede, Knight, Nacho, Plankton, Plasma Ball, Red, Sundew, Squid, and Woodie.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome back, dead people! Anyone who died and is a part of Blocky’s Funny Doings International, you’re up for elimination.”

Blocky: “Come on! Seriously?!”

Boss: “THIS SUCKS.”

King Dedede: “I can’t believe it!”

Red: “Aw…”

Woodie: “Now that just sucks hard.”

Sundew and Squid unanimously sigh in annoyance.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now I can actually bring in a poll… alright… there!”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Late at night, the majority of BFDI is seen in the cafeteria. Squid is sketching plans on a whiteboard.

Squid: “The team Not Naming It That has officially declared war on us from their attack. Our goal over the next few challenges is to bring them to their knees so we can become the ones on top.”

Squid: “Tomorrow is the day we strike. There will not be any mercy given. Are you all ready?”

Everyone present confirms.

Squid: “Great. We will become supreme!”

Cheering comes from the team… pan to Red, standing just outside the cafeteria, watching.

Red: “That can’t end well…”

Red walks away, and bumps into Enderman.

Red: “Oof- oh, sorry, man!”

Red looks up to Enderman, but due to his visor, Enderman isn’t aggravated. Enderman nods, accepting the apology.

Red: “Oh, wait, can you help me with something?”

Enderman tilts their head, questioning what Red needs help with.

Red: “My team and another team are going to go into a full-out war and I don’t want to be a part of it… could you and your team give refuge or something like that?”

Enderman contemplates for a moment, before nodding and walking away. Red sighs in relief.

Chapter Text

The episode starts with BFDI discussing their plans for wiping out NNIT.

Boss: “IF WE GET THEM UP FOR ELIMINATION AGAIN THEY’LL PROBABLY LOSE A STRONG MEMBER, THEN THEY WILL KEEP LOSING AND WE WILL RISE OVER THEM!”

Blocky: “Yes! But we gotta make sure it’s done extravagantly , they don’t call me the ultimate prankster for nothing so I won’t settle for a bland dismantling of their team!”

Squid: “Are you even considering the effectiveness?”

Blocky: “Duh! I’m not an idiot like you probably think I am. You gotta have a balance of design and use, y’know, makes things more enjoyable for the viewers!”

Nikoly: “The viewers?...”

Blocky: “We’re on a game show. We’re getting voted by an audience instead of each other. There’s obviously viewers! What, you think the host is just conjuring the votes from thin air?!”

Nikoly: “Geez, I was just a little confused!”

Sundew sighs.

Sundew: “Sometimes I wonder why I ever decided to join this team.”

King Dedede: “Well, would ya rather be with the weak guys, the insane man’s team, or here?”

Sundew: “...Good point. Doesn’t soften the impact of the annoyances at all, though.”

Squid: “We’re getting off topic! We’re supposed to be overviewing the plans for the next challenge!”

Boss: “YES, LET’S ALL SHUT UP AND LISTEN.”

Squid: “Thank you for actually being sensible. Now…”

Squid begins explaining the plans, while Enderman watches. It nervously looks away, then teleports throughout the building to look for Red. After getting a few wrong locations, Enderman ends up outside the cafeteria, where they hear the voice of Warrior among others. Curious, Enderman peers inside, being careful not to reveal themselves…

King Julien: “I must say, Warrior, you are quite enthusiastic about our kingdom! I give my approval to you.”

Warrior: “Thanks, king man!”

Glendale: “This is so exciting, getting our first citizen!”

King Julien: “Indeed it is! I’m proud to have begun to foster this civilization by my own hands.”

Lamb: “Well, ours , but mostly yours indeed.”

King Julien: “Oh, yes, right! Thanks for the correction.”

Carl sips his ‘coffee’, which is probably not coffee.

Carl: “When do we get to do crusades and stuff now that we have a militia?”

King Julien: “Well, Lamb has told of an opposer to our kingdom, as we all know - besides Warrior, of course.”

Warrior: “Oo, an enemy!”

King Julien: “However, it’s already been stated by him that he plans to take things into his own hands…”

Lamb: “Sorry, kid. Maybe next time.”

Warrior: “Dang.”

King Julien: “But! I think the rest of the team that this opponent is a part of could be a good target for attacks if we ever come to needing to do so.”

Warrior: “Yay!”

King Julien: “As such, I’ve decided we can have a dedicated fighting district consisting of Carl as the overseer and Warrior as the current sole member.”

Carl gives a thumbs up in approval, then takes a large chug of his ‘coffee’. Rocket gags in disgust while Ploque turns around to not look.

Warrior: “Hell yeah!”

Spider-Ham: “I can approve of that idea!”

Donkey: “Yep, same.”

Glendale: “Well, fighting isn’t always the best answer… but I guess it’s fine for the circumstances!”

Lamb: “I give clearance to this.”
King Julien: “Great!”

Enderman stops watching, clearly off-put by Warrior being in cahoots with RCoKJ in such a way. However, Enderman decides to stay quiet about it for the time being, and continues looking for Red, eventually teleporting in front of his door and knocking on it.

Red: “Come in, I guess…”

Enderman opens the door to see Red laying face down in his bed. Red immediately gets up.

Red: “Oh, hi Enderman!”

Enderman waves, then tilts their head to question why Red’s lying in bed. The bean man immediately knows what they mean.

Red: “Oh, I’m just… tired… mostly because of stress from my team, y’know.”

Enderman nods in understanding, then motions to him coming outside with the mob and going to IDIOT’s area.

Red: “It’s almost elimination time though, right?…”

Enderman blank faces, realizing that yes, it is almost that time. Cue facepalm.

Red: “I’ll head over to your place after the challenge, though! For now, I’m going to head to the waiting room.”

Red walks out of the room, waving goodbye to Enderman, who waves back before teleporting away.

Cut to the waiting room, where Red is sitting, when the rest of BFDI barges in, spooking him.

Blocky: “Great, we’re not late!”

Nikoly: “I was kinda hoping we were late and we could just skip elimination…”

Squid: “I think the host would just teleport us if that happened.”

Nikoly: “Damn, you’re right!”

Koe comes out of the door on the other side of the room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Just on time, Blocky’s Funny Doings International! Let’s head in before the chit-chat continues on and we get way too many lines before the elimination.”

Squid: “What?”

Nikoly: “I think it’s meta stuff.”

Squid: “...I don’t know what that means but sure.”

BFDI follows Koe into the elimination room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome, to your first elimination! Feeling the suspense?”

For the most part, the team stays silent, but Red shakes his head very quickly as a response.

Nikoly: “Yeah, a little…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Great! Perfect atmosphere, then! But before we get to the elimination votes, we’ve got wheel spin votes to get to.”

Koe pulls up his holographic bar graph of votes.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This time, we got twenty-three votes! The counts just keep growing and growing, that’s pretty great!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And starting with those who got absolutely no votes, we have Squid and the duo of Woodie and Lucy!”

Woodie: “Darn, that’s a bummer!”

Lucy: “I call foul!”

Squid: “Life is disappointing sometimes.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up with only one vote each is Boss and Sundew!”

Boss gives an evil glare.

Sundew: “I could care less, honestly.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For the singular vote reasons for the both of you, Boss has… well, this is more of a question than a reason , but ‘Blixer what are ur thoughts on cube’.”

Woodie: “What or who is a Blixer and why is that addressed to them?”

Boss: “THAT’S THE NAME SOME PEOPLE GIVE ME.”

Woodie: “Ah, I see!”

Boss: “AS FOR MY THOUGHTS ON CUBE…”

Boss: “I HAVE NO ANSWER FOR YOU. TRY AGAIN LATER.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Damn, cold shoulder! For Sundew’s reason, we have ‘Sundew speaks for the trees. Breath of evil is bad.’.”

Sundew: “Agreed whole-heartedly.”

Squid: “Explain, what is this ‘breath of evil’?”

Sundew: “Basically a plant that tried taking over the world due to a human and a dragon, it’s a long story though.”

King Dedede: “Never pinned you as being the heroic type, but hey, I gotta give you credit for that!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next one to not get to spin the wheel is Nikoly with three votes!”

Nikoly: “Hey, that’s better than what I was expecting, so I’m not complaining!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The vote reasons start with ‘fiiiish’.”

fish

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘Look at that smile! How could you not want them to spin the wheel? - Kairos’.”

Smile :)

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have… oh, there’s not a third reason.”

Nikoly: “I’m comfortable with the three votes as is!”

Nikoly gives a thumbs up forwards. As in like, towards you. The reader.

Squid: “...What?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “King Dedede is also not getting to spin the wheel with just four votes!”

King Dedede: “Dagnabbit!”

King Dedede: “...But, I’ll take it as a personal win, it’s not too bad either!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The vote reasons for King Dedede start with ‘He's funny.’.”

King Dedede: “I appreciate that you think of me as funny!”

Squid: “Have you considered that may mean they like making fun of you?”

King Dedede: “Why would they vote for me if they thought that?!”

Nikoly: “Hate vote, maybe? Like when you hate watch a movie or show, but with a vote instead?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second reason is ‘Clobbah that there NNIT’.”

King Dedede: “Someone who speaks my language, yes! We will be clobbahing that there N N I T!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Third up is ‘I've been playing Kirby recently and he's the only one I recognize.’.”

King Dedede: “Well, I can appreciate tha- wait, play Kirby? What in the name of Dreamland are you doing to the pink scoundrel?”

Nikoly: “one day you will know”

King Dedede: “...Uh…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, ‘Goated character’.”

King Dedede: “You too are ‘goated’, whatever that word may mean!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, to the final two… Blocky and Red! You guys both got a lot of votes to spin the wheel, but one of you only got six votes, while the other got eight. A pretty close vote!”

Blocky: “I’m getting the W here, one hundred percent! Mr. Scaredy-Bean over here didn’t even bother to come plan with the rest of us!”

Red turns away from Blocky silently.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I wouldn’t be too sure of that yet, block boy, the voters are quite the unpredictable people! But before we actually say who did get the win, we need to go over some vote reasons! So, starting with Blocky’s, we have ‘blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky blocky -para’.”

Blocky: “I congratulate any and all of my dedicated fans for being the most based people in the universe!”

Squid: “I can’t even comprehend half of what you’re saying anymore.”

Sundew: “I think it’s best if we refuse to question his words.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Gotta give the namesake of the team the vote. The guy's pranking can lead to a lot of fun scenes, and his personality overall makes him an enjoyable character. I almost voted Red instead of Blocky, but honestly Blocky's just a better contestant. Still rooting for Red, though.’.”
Blocky: “This guy understands perfectly!”

Red: “...At least I was mentioned, I guess?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘im the crime enthusiast . i enthuse crime . blocky shpuld spin the incredible wheel of luck because i enthuse silly crimes-the goober’.”

Blocky, the crime man, gives an enthusiastic thumbs up.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next vote reason is ‘i love him,also, how does he use the bathroom? do objects have’-”

Koe reads the last word, then looks up.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...I’m not finishing that.”

Sundew: “I think we could all assume what the last word was already.”

Lucy: “I thought this was supposed to be family friendly!”

Nikoly: “I think it’s meant to be a middle ground, like, the triangle guy on Not Naming It that got absolutely hammered last episode, and some of us swear all the time!”

Squid: “Ex-fucking-xactly.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘I LOVRBBLOCLY (but not more than i love profily!!) - starry’.”

Blocky: “These voters are smart!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last vote reason is ‘He's a cool guy’.”

Blocky: “You’re completely right and true!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto Red’s votes, beginning with ‘Amogus.’.”

among us sfx

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next one is ‘I like them the most out of everyone, and I think Red deserves it for being peaceful and not killing anyone!’.”

Loud boos come from Blocky and Boss as Red tries to give thanks.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Ok then! Next is ‘Funky red space dude, hope to see him/them last long in this - Blanks_Corner’.”

More boos occur when Red tries to give thanks again. Sundew is visibly pissed off.

Sundew: “Are you two just going to be assholes the entire time?”

Boss: “MAYBE.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next reason is ‘He is nice and I want him to be happy

WEN IMPOSTER IS SUS *bub bub bum bum bum bu ba badada BUMBUM*’.”

Red: “Imposter?!?! Where?!?!”

Blocky laughs at this, prompting a smack from Sundew that sends him flying out the window.

Sundew: “Bitch.”

Red watches Blocky fly into the distance…

Red: “...That was a bit too violent, but thanks.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’ll bring him back once we’re done…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s just get back to vote reasons! ‘surely trusting this crewmate won't be the worst mistake of my life

also unrelated:

when the artificel does something so inconceivable you have to hit them with the votechad* stare

also since i've mentioned the voting icons the last times uhhhh these look pretty good’.”

Red: “This feels like it’s trying to accuse me…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have ‘:)’.”

Red: “:)”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, for the winner…”

Drumroll…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Red wins with the eight votes!”

Surprisingly, everyone - besides Blocky for obvious reasons - claps for Red… except Boss, who grumbles distastefully. (...and Squid and Lucy due to a lack of hands, but they’re clapping in spirit.) Red himself is surprised about winning.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats! There’s no more reasons to read out, so you can go ahead and spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck right now!”

Red gets up and spins the wheel lightly, landing on…

‘Extra life’

Nikoly: “I thought these were all meant to be elimination advantages? That’s what the last two teams had!”

Squid: “How do you even know that?”

Nikoly: “I know many things I probably shouldn’t.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, it’s not really a good wheel if it doesn’t have a variety! Red just got the semi-short end of the stick. Could be worse for him, honestly.”

Red: “...What does extra life mean?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “You’ll find out at the challenge. But for now! It’s time to get to the elimination votes. And, fun fact, everybody got an elimination vote this time around!”

Confetti falls from the ceiling.

Woodie: “Are we supposed to be excited?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Right, you guys probably wouldn’t like that.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Eh, whatever! Let’s just get to the votes, starting with Blocky with just one!-”

He’s still gone.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh. Right.”

Koe respawns Blocky, who’s visibly dazed.

Blocky: “Ow…”

Sundew: “Serves you right.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, he did get the least votes out of everyone, so not all is bad for him.”

Blocky: “Oh, sick! That alleviates the pain a little!”

Koe tosses a pear to Blocky, who eats it in one bite.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The singular reason that you received is ‘I think Blocky is going too far with his pranks! It will cause more trouble than good for his team.’.”

Blocky: “Hah! As if!”

Boss: “HE IS SCARILY GOOD AT PRANKS. IT’S UNWISE TO SAY THEY WILL CAUSE TROUBLE.”

Sundew: “I literally just punched him through a window.”

Boss: “THAT WASN’T A PRANK THAT WAS JUST BEING RUDE.”

Blocky: “Hey!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next with just two votes are Sundew, Squid, and Woodie and Lucy!”

Koe throws pears at the three. Sundew catches hers and puts it down, Squid avoids his, and Woodie and Lucy cleanly slice theirs into two halves.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Going in alphabetical order, Sundew’s first vote reason is ‘Is very forgetable, but that might just be because I don't know the that well.’.”

Sundew shrugs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second reason is ‘SQUID GAME ‼‼’.”

Squid: “Are you sure that wasn’t directed at me?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yep!”

Squid: “Very well then. I’m confused about the correlation, however.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Eh, no time to dwell on it, especially when we’ve got your vote reasons to cover now! The first one being ‘Unlike all the others, I have absolutely no idea who this guy is.’.”

Squid: “I feel like this may be a recurring theme for our votes.”

King Dedede: “What I’m asking is, how would they know us beforehand in da first place?”

Squid imitates a shrug in response.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Secondly, we have…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I refuse to read this.”

Squid: “...That’s concerning.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s just move to Woodie’s votes… ‘Sorry but idk who else’.”

Woodie: “No blaming from me, it’s natural, eh, Lucy?”

Lucy: “Mmhmm!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Secondly, we have ‘I literally don't recall him- I mean, them- doing anything useful’.”

Lucy: “Falsehoods! We’re not useless!”

Woodie: “Lucy, you’re overreacting a little… but she is right, we’ve done useful things. We helped sabotage Not Naming It That in the second challenge.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Before we get to the final three - yes, three - Red is safe from entering the danger zone with three votes!”

Red just nods in approval of this.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Firstly, we have ‘Red sus. I SAW RED VENT OMG THE IMPOSTOR. RED SUS.’.”

Red immediately starts ranting about he isn’t sus and that he didn’t vent. Everyone but Sundew stares confused and in distaste.

Boss: “WE SHOULD STOP HIM.”

King Dedede: “My ears are starting to hurt!”

Lucy lightly bonks Red with the non-sharp side of her axe head, stopping Red.

Red: “...Instincts kicked in, sorry.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is… something… ‘We do not need any more Among Us refrences. Also, this isn't related to the elimination but contestants can't see comments so I'm putting it here, Hyehehe can control the Fabric. Of. Reality. They have done it before. They've written over the text for Earth Island to say Hyehehe, they've changd their bio to insult Monster-Handler Matt while also saying they're a god, and they've DELETED AN ENTIRE ISLAND FROM EXISTANCE. And this was in a span of 5 MINUTES! Just thought to let you guys know, and only the first sentence is counted as the elimination reason, good luck! -Tayoga’.”

The team stares blankly for a moment, while Koe carelessly shrugs off the warning.

Blocky: “Well, if this ‘Tayoga’ voter is right, then we should use this information to our advantage!”

Boss: “GREAT IDEA.”

Woodie: “Eh, it sounds a bit distasteful, plus couldn’t the hyena man just trick us and mess with us instead?”

Hyehehe appears floating in the sky- wait THEY WHAT???

Hyehehe: “Right you are! Hyehehehehehehe!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wh- get out of here!”

Hyehehe noclips out of the wall and back to the outside, thankfully.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That was weird. Okay, last reason. ‘among us sussy xd xd (blocky better be safe.....) -para’.”

Red glares, about to give another rant, when Lucy shushes him before he can start.

Blocky: “Lucky you are!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, to the final three! Boss, King Dedede, and Nikoly!”

Spotlights are cast on the three. Boss looks disinterested, King Dedede is trembling, and Nikoly is… busy counting his Espacoins. Woodie lightly taps him on the shoulder, bringing his attention back to the elimination.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Two of you got tied with four votes, while the other got five! I’ll read out the vote reasons for each of you, then we’ll see who’s going.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Starting with Boss, we have ‘Tough choice since this team is full of great people. Gotta say Boss lacks what the others have in terms of personality, though.’.”

Boss: “AS IF I LACK IN PERSONALITY.”

Nikoly: “Ehhhhh… you’re kinda like the antithesis of Bowser in a literal way where your only trait is fighting him? And he’s gone now so…”

Boss is about to punt Nikoly to the moon and back when Squid pushes him back into his seat. Boss hisses as a response.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Tbh I don't know much about JSAB so just decided to vote for Boss just because - Blanks_Corner (<= Not sure if I needed to put that there)’.”

Boss: “...”

Boss sighs in disappointment.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And then, we have ‘Today's sponsor is NORDVPN!1!1!1!1!1!’.”

Boss: “WHAT IS THIS ‘NORD VPN’.”

Squid: “It’s a human thing. I overheard something about it once.”

Sundew: “I have never once heard a human say anything related to that.”

Woodie: “I am a human and I haven’t either!”

Squid: “Okay, but you also have to consider that most humans are dead in my home dimension, idiots.”

Woodie gives a blank expression of semi-fear. Sundew just ignores it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Moving onto King Dedede, his first reason is ‘I am surprised at how little he has done and it’s getting annoying (by the way I was going to vote for bill last time but I missed the vote deadline but thankfully it wasn’t going to matter anyway and I am interested in what will happen to him now)’.”

King Dedede: “Blasphemous!”

Sundew: “Do you even know what that word means?”

King Dedede: “Sorta!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘King Dedede is one of BFDI's many background characters, but I can see possible expansions on Nikoly and Woodie (plus Nikoly’s a fish, instant safety from my votes), meanwhile Dedede appears to be staying stagnant. Sucks because I actually like Dedede a lot otherwise, but I can't foresee anything happening with him anytime soon.’.”

King Dedede: “At least it was sorta complimentative?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, we have ‘There isn’t really a good reason for this, I just scaled the characters in this team from worst to best. You came last. -Kairos ‘.”

King Dedede: “I’m really getting all the flack, huh?”

Boss: “COULD BE WORSE.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Onto the last of the final three, Nikoly!”

Nikoly sweats liquid coolant, scared of what his vote reasons will be.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “First up is ‘I do not know who most of these characters are’.”

Squid: “Seems like I was right.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘I want to smoke and eat him

-VoltFalcon’. Oof, that’s a little brutal.”

Nikoly: “DO NOT EAT ME!”

Nikoly takes great offense to that.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘.... iknow nothing abt him im sorry -the goober’.”

Nikoly: “I’m not surprised about these votes…”

Squid: “Is it related to your weirdly expansive knowledge of things?”

Nikoly nods.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Finally, we have ‘i hit my head really hard while reading this and i heard a crack :( is that bad? oh and theres this red liquid on my head and it tastes like metal should i be concerned? - starry :3’. …That’s… that’s not good.”

Squid: “How do you even manage to do that.”

Red: “I think you should go to a doctor!”

Squid: “More like to the ER, jesus fucking christ.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With all said and done, it’s time to reveal who’s eliminated!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The first one of you three safe is…”

The final three exchanges glances.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Boss!”

Koe tosses a pear to Boss, who grabs it and squeezes it into his mouth brutally.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nikoly and King Dedede. For the length of the poll’s run, you two swapped spots as the most voted plenty times. But only one of you came out on top as the safe one…”

King Dedede is gripping onto his hammer while shaking in fear. Nikoly is sweating coolant even more.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last one safe is…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nikoly!”

Koe tosses the last pear to Nikoly, who eats it as it flies towards him.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Sorry, King Dedede, but your time on the show is dededone.”

King Dedede inhales…

And then casually gets out of his chair.

King Dedede: “I’m not too worried about losing. The prize didn’t truly interest me anyways, I only came along for the fun of it.”

King Dedede turns to the rest of the team.

King Dedede: “Promise me y’all will clobbah Not Naming It That?”

The entire team - minus Red - gives approval.

King Dedede: “Knew I could count on ya lot!”

King Dedede turns back to face Koe.

King Dedede: “I’m ready to go.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oh thank god we don’t have another angry eliminated contestant, phew. Thanks for being cooperative. See ya later!”

Koe blasts King Dedede with the THoE, bringing him into it.

Blocky: “Alright, let’s head out there and take our revenge!”

BFDI runs out of the room before Koe can even talk about heading out to do the next challenge… Well, Red doesn’t go out with them.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Aw, I didn’t even get to say any closing words!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, Red, you should head out with them. You’ve got a challenge to do, after all!”

Red silently nods, getting out of his seat and slowly walking out. Koe follows after the rest of BFDI.

Cut to outside the building, where all remaining contestants have gathered. Again.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome, everyone, to your fourth challenge! Pretty exciting! This time around we have a more competitive challenge to do.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Said challenge is a battle tournament! You all will be put into a semi-randomized bracket and fight members of other teams to try and snatch the win. Whatever team has one of their members win the tournament will be able to pick who’s up for elimination! You’ll win each round by either killing your opponent or sending them out of bounds. And I must note, Bill Cipher and Hyehehe will NOT be competing in this challenge due to being too overpowered.”

Hyehehe gives a thumbs up and flies off while Bill Cipher groans in anguish.

Bill Cipher: “Come on man, I wanted to actually beat people up!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Do that in your own time, kiddo, but I’m not ruining the challenge because of your powers!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Another note is that before we get into the main tournament, we’ll have three pre-fights due to the odd number of contestants participating making it impossible to do it normally… and with all said and done, is everyone ready to get started?”

Blocky and Boss loudly go ‘WOOOOOOOOOOOO’ while most other contestants are hesitant.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, let’s go then!”

Koe claps, teleporting himself and the teams into an arena’s seating, each team sitting in a different section. Koe, sitting in a luxurious seat floating midair on one edge, takes out a megaphone.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The first battle will be Stanley versus Torch God!”

Stanley and Torch God are teleported into the arena. Torch God imitates a snicker.

I am not good at narrating battles. At all. But I guess I can try? Though, at the same time, we’re fighting a living horde of torches, not even with limbs or anything… Got any ideas, Stanley? No? Well, we’re probably doomed. I’m surprised Torch God hasn’t even made an attack yet-

As if on cue, Torch God dashes straight into Stanley, catching him on fire.

That was on cue you jerk.

Lol! Anyways the fire kills Stanley eventually. Torch God does a little dance in celebration.

This flunked so badly I can physically feel the pain of losing, and I’m not even corporeal!

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Stanley is out of the tournament! Torch God moves to the first round.”

Torch God is teleported back to NNIT’s section, and Stanley is revived and plopped in CF’s section.

N: “Aw, we lost a round already?”

Flowey: “What do you expect, he’s a human with no abilities or weapons! Of course he’s gonna fail!”

Pizza Steve: “We still got the rest of us, bro, it’ll be fine!”

Wheatley: “I sure hope we don’t lose everyone early, though, that’d be quite the embarrassment! And I wouldn’t want to live with that following me.”

Next in the arena is Red and Donkey.

Red: “Oh nononononononono not this early! I don’t want to die! I have so much to look forward to!”

Donkey: “Relax, you’re gonna be revived anyways, and I’ll go easy on ya!”

Donkey kicks Red, and he immediately dies, the top half of his body disappearing and a singular bone showing.

Donkey: “Darn, that must’ve hurt.”

But the second life kicks in, and Red is revived!

Red: “Oh, wait, that’s what second life meant? Hooray! Now I’m alive again!-”

Donkey kicks Red again, rekilling the bean man.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Red is out and Donkey moves on to round one!”

Red is back at BFDI’s section, and Donkey is back at RCoKJ’s section.

Donkey: “That was crazy! I just landed a single kick and half his body went poof! Gone!”

Glendale: “That doesn’t seem healthy for him to die that easily…”

Rocket: “Maybe it’s just the rule of his home?...”

To finish the pre-round, N and Squid are teleported into the arena.

N: “Alrighty. Gotta fight and get this win!”

Squid: “As if you’ll even come close to doing so.”

Squid immediately starts launching attacks towards N, showering him with spikes, lasers, and other obstacles, as N flies around trying to get a hit in and failing.

N: “Come on, lemme win!”

Squid: “Why would I let a lowly being such as you beat me?”

Squid creates a stream of blocks and spikes that strikes N in the chest, before slamming him into the ground. A puddle of oil surrounds him.

Squid: “And just like that, your pathetic life will come to a close.”

Squid finishes off N before he can respond, driving a spike straight into his core mercilessly.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ooh, brutal. Squid gets to move onto the first round!”

N is revived and Squid is teleported to BFDI.

Squid: “And that’s how it’s done, team.”

Squid gives a glance towards Red, who scooches away slightly.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto round one! The challenge truly begins now! And for our first battle of the round, we’ll have Flowey versus Torch God!”

Flowey and Torch God appear in the arena.

Flowey: “You’re going down.”

Torch God writes ‘ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT’

Flowey: “Look, kid, I’ve been in hundreds of thousands of universes and have killed in a ton of them. Your words mean nothing to me.”

Flowey summons and fires a bunch of ‘friendliness pellets’ at Torch God, who casually burns them while circling around Flowey.

Flowey: “I’m not dying that easily, loser!”

Flowey digs into the ground, then pops up under a torch and knocks it into another, causing both to burst into a larger flame, eventually engulfing Torch God’s entire body. Flowey digs back into the ground before he can catch on fire and escapes to a different part of the arena.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Flowey goes to the next round!”

Teleportation away!

Pizza Steve: “That was pretty smart, dude.”

Flowey: “Thank you, I know!”

While most of the team talks about Flowey’s win, Amelia is checking in on N.

Amelia: “...Are you okay?”

N: “My core feels a little squashed, eugh… even though I got revived…”

N: “And I’ve got a headache too! I didn’t even get hit in the head!”

Amelia: “Well, at least you have time to rest since you’re already out…”

N: “I know, but I still feel bad about losing…”

Amelia: “It’s okay… we can’t always win.”

Back in the arena, Spider-Ham and Artificer are the next ones to duel.

Spider-Ham: “Let's have a fair fight, alright?”

Artificer: “That was my plan anyways, I don’t use dirty tactics.”

Artificer begins lobbing spears at Spider-Ham, who dodges all of them with his spidey senses. He shoots a web stream at Artificer, trapping her against the ground, but she slashes it and continues launching attacks.

Spider-Ham: “Looks like my webs might not be enough, but I’ve got another idea!”

Spider-Ham snatches Artificer and uses webs to swing across the edge of the seating.

Artificer: “You said we were going to have a fair fight!”

Spider-Ham: “This is fair! It’s not like I’ve completely incapacitated you!”

Artificer jabs an explosive spear into Spider-Ham, exploding the two away from each other. Artificer lands back in the arena, while Spider-Ham is sent out of bounds.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “First out of bounds loss! Artificer moves onwards.”

You know the drill by now.

Spider-Ham: “So close, too! But I must say, Artificer is quite the good opponent.”

King Julien: “Hey, you did great out there, no worries, loyal subject! Plus, we’ve still got the rest of the royal circle!”

Lamb: “I myself look forward to when I get a turn to fight.”

Next in the arena is Science Bear and the duo of Woodie and Lucy.

Science Bear: “Okay, I’m not the best at combat since I’ve always been more of the peaceful type, but if I must fight I could use some sort of machine to do so, I believe my tools are still on me so it won’t be too hard to do so, the question is if I have the materials. Plus, I might not have enough time to make something effective, which brings another layer of concer-”

Woodie lands a clean shot on Science Bear’s chest with Lucy, making the bear ragdoll onto the floor.

Woodie: “Phew. Glad there’s no more of that, eh, Lucy?”

Lucy: “Serves him right for boring us to near-death!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Woodie and Lucy secure their victory for the round and move onto round two!”

Teleportation again! Yea

Science Bear: “That was quite embarrassing, but at least I don’t have to face the moral dilemma of bringing death to a fellow sentient being.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “If only everyone here had those morals! Half the people here want to kill someone else. Hell, the host even made it a challenge, probably to fuel that need!”

Test Tube: “Sometimes it’s just a natural thing that happens in competitions, though.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “What kind of competitions have you been in to say that?”

Test Tube: “It’s a bit of a long story.”

Blue, Hyehehe, and Warrior suddenly have popcorn.

Warrior: “You gotta tell us everything!”

Test Tube: “Alright, I guess I can spill the beans on it!”

Test Tube begins explaining, while Charlie just sits there confused on where the popcorn even came from…

Back in the arena, Lamb and Amelia are teleported in.

Lamb: “Yes, finally, my time to shine!”

Amelia: “...Oh no…”

Lamb takes out an odd-looking sword and begins slashing towards Amelia. She barely dodges the attacks, but doesn’t try to get any in on Lamb in retaliation.

Lamb: “Y’know, if you’re not going to actually throw any punches at me, why bother trying to survive in the first place?”

Amelia: “Because I don’t want to die???...”

Lamb: “Everyone dies eventually. I’m just speeding up the process.”

Lamb finally hits Amelia, shattering her.

Lamb: “My next opponent better not be a pushover.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Lamb moves onto round two!”

Lamb is teleported to RCoKJ, Amelia is revived at CF, yeah you know this stuff already.

Lamb: “A successful win. Splendid.”

Carl finishes his ‘coffee’.

Carl: “Cool.”

Next battle! Sundew versus Glendale.

Glendale: “I’m not ready for this, oh no…”

Sundew: “I’m not going to go easy on you regardless of if you’re prepared or not.”

Sundew immediately lunges at Glendale, who freaks out and runs off. Sundew chases by flying above the ground.

Glendale: “Stop following me!”

Sundew: “The whole point of this is that we’re supposed to fight, you idiot!”

Glendale slams into the wall, knocking herself out.

Sundew: “...”

Sundew: “This is just pathetic, honestly.”

Sundew picks up Glendale and tosses her out of bounds.

Sundew: “I’m not going to kill someone who messes up that badly.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Sundew wins and goes to the second round!”

Sundew mockingly claps. She is teleported to BFDI as Glendale is teleported to RCoKJ.

Sundew: “I am thoroughly disappointed in that… I wouldn’t even call it a battle.”

Squid: “It’s only the nature of the game. Weaklings like her will be eradicated from this challenge come the next round.”

Next to fight are Plankton and Charlie the Unicorn.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Do I really have to fight? I’m not well-versed in it at all, and I’d rather just leave and go to sleep or something that isn’t this.”

Plankton: “I’m not having my chance to make it big in this competition get destroyed by a quitter! Fight me like a real man, you land creature!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I don’t have a choice anyways.”

Plankton rushes towards Charlie.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Oh no, I’m so scared. This is super terrifying.”

Plankton: “Do NOT sarcasm me, fool!”

Plankton lunges at Charlie, but he just steps on Plankton, squishing him.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Is that all I needed to do? Really?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Charlie gets the win, going to round two!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “This is stupid.”

Teleporto

Plankton: “This is rigged! How am I supposed to go against someone that can crush me with one move of their foot?!”

Plasma Ball: “Life isn’t fair, you get used to it.”

Plankton: “Why would I want to get used to it?!”

Artificer shushes Plankton by lightly squishing him with a spear.

Plankton: “Okay, okay, fine I’ll shut up.”

Bill Cipher: “Get a grip on reality, people, you all suck so hard right now! The only one who’s won so far almost lost!”

Artificer: “Why do you suddenly care so much?”

Bill Cipher: “Because I’m ‘morally right’ and have never committed any crime- I’M PISSED BECAUSE I DON’T GET TO KILL PEOPLE! DUH!”

Torch God writes ‘ANGER ISSUES MUCH?’.

Nacho: “That’s the entire team…”

Torch God responds with ‘TRUE’. Glares are sent by everyone else towards the two.

Nacho: “I’m only telling the truth, y’know.”

The next battle is Nikoly versus Nacho.

Nikoly: “Yeah, finally, I get to fight!”

Nacho: “I’m going to die.”

Nikoly: “Yeah, that’s right!”

Nikoly pulls out a scythe.

Nikoly: “Prepare to taste my blade!”

Nacho shrugs as Nikoly dashes towards her, slashing the scythe at high speeds. She gets sliced in half with relative ease.

Nikoly: “Woooo! Yeah!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nikoly goes to round two!”

Nikoly does a funny little dance before being teleported to BFDI’s seating area, along with Nacho being revived at NNIT’s. Everyone is disappointed.

Artificer: “You could have at least tried to give a good fight.”

The Knight nods in agreement. Nacho simply shrugs and walks off.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Halfway point for this round! Enderman versus Carl!”

Enderman and Carl are teleported in.

Carl: “This is going to be easy as human pie.”

Carl makes the fatal mistake of making eye contact with Enderman.

Carl: “Are you ready to have your hands removed?”

Enderman screams loudly.

Carl: “I’ll take that as a yes.”

Carl rushes at Enderman, but they teleport out of the way and behind him, grabbing the llama and slamming him into the ground repeatedly. Carl breaks out of Enderman’s grip, however.

Carl: “I don’t stay down for long, y’know.”

Enderman doesn’t respond to the quip, instead ripping out a chunk of the floor and striking Carl in the face, knocking him backwards. Enderman then teleports to him and wrings him around before sending him flying into the air and back into the ground, finishing him off by stomping him into the ground and covering him up.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...That was a complex kill. Enderman gets the win!”

Enderman teleports themselves back to IDIOT as Carl is respawned at RCoKJ.

Charles: “...That was unnerving…”

Science Bear: “At least we know at least some of the full extent Enderman will go to when dealing with an enemy. And, we can confirm that we should not ever lock eyes with them lest that happen to us.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I think I need some bleach to pour in my eyes.”

Next in the arena is Wheatley and Donkey.

Wheatley: “It seems that now is my time to show my true strength! Come at me, Donkey, for I am ready to get a win!”

Donkey: “Sure thing!”

Donkey runs towards Wheatley and kicks him straight out of the arena and into the out of bounds.

Wheatley: “NOOOOOOO-”

Donkey: “Nice.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Donkey goes to round two!”

Teleportation occurs.

Wheatley: “I am brassed off! That battle was supposed to be a win for me, and yet here I am, humiliated by being thrown into the sky at the very start!”

Flowey: “As if you weren’t being humiliated already?”

Wheatley: “Shush your mouth, scoundrel!”

Flowey: “Pay me and it’s a deal.”

Kris picks up Wheatley and puts him away from Flowey.

Flowey: “Thank you for getting that insufferable thing away from me!-”

Kris glares at Flowey menacingly.

Flowey: “What’d I do?!”

Pizza Steve and King Julien are teleported into the arena next.

Pizza Steve: “Don’t take this battle personally, please, I don’t mean any harm towards you, bro.”

King Julien: “Accepted! I have no ill will towards you as well.”

Pizza Steve and King Julien give each other a short grace period before starting to fight. Pizza Steve is easily overpowering King Julien.

Pizza Steve: “I really don’t want to kill you, dude, so I’m going to-”

Pizza Steve picks up King Julien and manages to throw him out of the arena and into the out of bounds area.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Pizza Steve moves on to round two!”

Pizza Steve gives a sigh of relief before being teleported back to CF’s seating, as King Julien is also teleported back to RCoKJ.

Rocket: “We’re dropping like flies in this contest!”

King Julien: “Don’t worry, I’m sure everyone left will be able to progress further! Plus, I confirmed no disagreement with Pizza Steve, so all is well.”

Glendale: “That’s a relief!”

The next two contestants teleported into the arena are Blocky and the Knight.

Blocky: “Perfect, I get to take down a NNIT member!”

The Knight scrapes the ground to make an annoying screech, showing disdain for Blocky. The two immediately run at each other, getting into a fist fight, before the Knight uses their nail to pick Blocky up like a kebab and throw him into the wall of the arena.

Blocky: “Ha! To think I’d die to that!”

Blocky quickly builds a fucking DIY MACHINE GUN, opening fire on the Knight. They dodge and weave through the bullet storm that quickly follows.

Blocky: “How are you avoiding everything?!”

The Knight dashes into Blocky and knocks the machine gun out of his hands, then crushes it, before slashing. Blocky takes the hit, but survives and slinks away to build his next weapon… a giant sword.

Blocky: “Sword versus sword, punk!”

Blocky rushes towards the Knight with his new sword, and brings it down on the bug to cleave them in half…

If it wasn’t for the Knight using their nail to block the sword from striking.

Blocky: “Wh-”

The Knight knocks the sword backwards, nearly slicing Blocky in half. Blocky backs away a bit before pulling out a wrench and throwing it at the Knight, only for it to be knocked straight back at him, hitting the block directly in the chest and knocking Blocky to the ground.

Blocky: “Oh my block, ow-”

The Knight dashes into Blocky, knocking him into another wall and applying enough force to break him in half. They confirm that he’s dead by tossing one of the pieces away.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And the Knight wins after the longest battle yet!”

The Knight simply nods as they are teleported back to NNIT, while Blocky is respawned at BFDI.

Blocky: “That was embarrassing.”

Next in the arena are Rocket and Charles.

Rocket: “Finally! I can use my rocket launcher!”

Charles: “Rocket launcher?!”

Rocket begins shooting at Charles, but they miss purely because of Charles’s stick body being very thin.

Charles: “Oh, this isn’t actually too bad!-”

A rocket smacks Charles in the face, knocking him over.

Rocket: “Yes! Woohoo!”

However, Charles isn’t dead, but he DOES realize he can’t win… Unless…

Charles: “It’s time for the greatest plan.”

Rocket: “The whatest what?”

Charles presses a button, and for a moment nothing happens.

Then a helicopter crashes into Rocket.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Well then! Charles goes to round two.”

Charles is teleported to IDIOT, and Rocket is revived at RCoKJ.

Charles: “That was a close one!”

Test Tube: “Did you summon a helicopter from the sky?”

Charles: “It’s my helicopter! I haven’t actually been able to use it yet, but this was a good time to!”

Science Bear: “But would it not be broken after crashing into the ground?”

Charles: “It’ll fix itself. Don’t ask me how, it always does that.”

Next up in the arena are Warrior and Squid.

Warrior: “Yeah! Fighting time! Let’s go!”

Squid: “You’re going to meet your end.”

Warrior: “Come on, lighten up, give me a few quips or something instead of that! That’s boring!”

Squid: “The world will not always please you.”

Squid begins firing his spikes and lasers at Warrior, who puts up a better fight than N, slashing away at them as he makes his way up to Squid by using the sides of spikes as platforms.

Squid: “You’re not supposed to be jumping on the spikes!”

Warrior: “All is fair in love and war! Especially war!”

Warrior gets a hit on Squid, but Squid retaliates with a laser beam that disintegrates Warrior’s sword.

Warrior: “NOOOOOOOOO!”

Squid: “Can’t do shit now, kid.”

Squid impales Warrior while he’s incapacitated, grabbing the win.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Another brutal battle won by Squid!”

Teleportatio

Squid: “As long as Boss wins his fight, we’ll be set for dominating the competition.”

Boss: “WHY WOULD I NOT WIN?”

Squid: “The unpredictability of these battles is apparent. The donkey has wiped out two competitors despite being such a lowly creature, I would not be surprised if other weaker beings could pull off a win despite everything.”

Teleported into the arena next is Test Tube and Ploque.

Test Tube: “Oh no, if only I actually made an invention to fight with!”

Ploque, instead of saying anything in return like everyone else, simply throws a saw at Test Tube and shatters her.

Ploque: “Wow, I have been near-defeated, yet have made an amazing comeback and won! This is so cinematic and grand!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ploque moves on to the second round! Also shush your sarcasm.”

Ploque: “Aw.”

Telep

Ploque: “That was surprisingly easy. I didn’t get to do much! And I’m disappointed now.”

Rocket: “There’s always next round!”

Ploque: “True, true...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Time for the penultimate battle of the round! Blue versus Boss!”

Blue quickly equips enchanted netherite armor, an elytra, some weapons, and a handful of potions before he and Boss are teleported into the arena.

Boss: “LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKLY. I CRUSH YOU AND YOU DON’T SUSTAIN ANY WORSE INJURIES.”

Blue disapproves, then chugs a couple potions and rushes towards Boss at insanely high speeds.

Boss: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-”

Blue knocks Boss down with a single slash, and when Boss gets back up and launches punches, absolutely nothing happens to the stickman.

Boss: “WHY?! ISN’T?! THIS?! WORKING?!”

After enduring multiple punches thrown by Boss, Blue decides to actually get to business. He jumps far into the air and uses his elytra and some firework rockets to fly around Boss, using a fishing rod to trap him. Boss tries breaking out, but Blue eventually encases Boss in the fishing line. It’s so thick that no attack, melee or ranged, can pierce through it.

Boss: “LET ME GO RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT LOSING TO THE LIKES OF YOU!”

Blue shrugs a no before pulling out a flint and steel. With one touch, the entire string catches alight, burning Boss to death. Blue imitates a sigh of relief knowing that he didn’t lose.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And with a spectacle of a battle, Blue goes to the second round!”

Blue celebrates as he gets teleported back to IDIOT. Boss is revived at BFDI’s area.

Boss: “I AM TRULY APPALLED, HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!”

Squid: “I did say that it was possible.”

Woodie: “That hoser drank some weird liquids before fighting! Isn’t that cheating?”

Squid: “I regret to inform you that cheating is most likely legal.”

Woodie: “Well, it shouldn’t be!”

Lucy: “Yeah!”

Boss begins ranting about his loss as the rest of the team converses about it as well. Red uses the opportunity to sneak away and make an escape to IDIOT. By the time he gets to them, the next battle has started.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Performing the last fight of round one is Kris and Plasma Ball! Then it’ll be time to go to the second round!”

Kris and Plasma Ball are teleported into the arena. Plasma Ball already knows she’s just going to be shattered.

Plasma Ball: “Just go ahead and do it already. There’s no point in making a spectacle out of it.”

However, Kris does the unexpected and instead… initiates a Deltarune-styled battle?

Plasma Ball: “Wh-”

Kris also calls N into battle somehow.

N: “Hey! I was relaxing in the bleachers! Why am I here?”

> FIGHT

> FIGHT

N: “Fight?!”

Kris nods.

N: “Alrighty then… I guess I can do that since I’m already here!”

Plasma Ball: “What are you two talking about-”

Kris and N both hit Plasma Ball with perfect timing, taking out half her HP.

Plasma Ball: “Ow! What the hell was that?!”

In the bullet board, glass shards fire from both sides. The heart dodges them perfectly.

> FIGHT

> FIGHT

Kris and N once again hit Plasma Ball with perfect timing, defeating her and winning the battle.

N: “Woo! We did it! Now I’m going to go back to resting peacefully.”

N slowly flies back to CF’s seating.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “An unusual method of fighting, but hey, I’ll allow it! Kris moves onto round two - which will begin shortly!”

Kris is teleported to the rest of CF, and Plasma Ball is respawned.

Artificer: “What even happened there?”

Plasma Ball: “I don’t know, I was just going to give up and then the Kris person did some weird thing and- I’m not sure how to even explain it, god!”

Bill Cipher: “If I wasn’t pissed about not being able to fight I would laugh at that! So keep that in mind.”

Plasma Ball: “Shut your Dorito Nacho Cheese ass mouth.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Time for the second round of the tournament! The fighters participating in this round are Artificer, Blue, Charles, Charlie the Unicorn, Donkey, Enderman, Flowey, the Knight, Kris, Lamb, Nikoly, Pizza Steve, Ploque, Sundew, Squid, and Woodie and Lucy! The first battle will be Flowey versus Artificer!”

Flowey and Artificer are teleported into the arena.

Artificer: “We meet again, you petaled pest.”

Flowey: “I finally get to enact my revenge upon you! Hahahahahaha!”

Artificer: “We’ll see about that.”

Artificer lobs explosive spears at Flowey, but the flower expects this and hides underground as soon as Artificer throws the first one. Many rings of friendliness pellets surround Artificer and slam into her. They don’t deal much damage on their own, but it stacks up in the hordes that Artificer can’t fully clear. She ends up on the brink of death after a while.

Artificer: “I won’t let you kill me.”

Flowey pops back up from the ground.

Flowey: “And what are you going to do to stop that? You’re basically almost dead! A few more hits and you’re gone! Boom! And I’ll defeat your stupid ass and become supreme!”

Artificer: “If I can’t defeat you, I’ll go out on my own terms instead.”

Artificer throws an explosive spear right in front of herself, blowing herself up so Flowey can’t get the final hit.

Flowey: “Come on! That’s unsatisfying! Fuck you!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Flowey wins, going to round three!”

Flowey grumbles as he is teleported back to CF, and Artificer is revived at NNIT.

Pizza Steve: “Why do you look so angry? You won the battle, dude!”

Flowey: “Artificer still got the last laugh and I am INCREDIBLY mad about it!”

Pizza Steve: “You still won…”

All Flowey is is a bundle of trouble, isn’t he, Stanley? …No, you may not call me one as well. Rude.

Next in the arena is Woodie n Lucy and Lamb.

Woodie: “Time to lead this lamb to the slaughter, eh, Lucy?”

Lucy: “Yep! He may not be a tree, but he’ll be chopped regardless! Woo!”

Lamb: “It’s funny that you think you have the upper hand in this battle. Those who oppose me all fall in the end. You are not any different.”

Lamb pulls out his sword, and he and Woodie lock into a fierce battle of swings that always get deflected by the other’s weapon.

Lamb: “You cannot delay your fate any longer, fool!”

Woodie: “We’re not going down to your blade!”

Lucy: “Yeah!”

Lamb dashes away from the two suddenly, causing Woodie to slam Lucy into the ground instead.

Woodie: “Oh darn, sorry Lucy!”

Lucy: “It’s fine, just get me out of here!-”

Lamb uses some fervour-fueled magic to fling Lucy out of the ground and straight into Woodie’s heart, killing him quickly.

Lucy: “You monster! How could you?!”

Lamb: “Such is how the battlefield works, little one. Those who dissent against the stronger force will die by their hand. The cycle of life is not merciless.”

Lamb picks up Lucy.

Lucy: “Unhand me!”

Lamb ignores Lucy’s pleas, instead inspecting her.

Lamb: “It is quite impressive the way you’ve been forged so intricately. A shame I will have to eradicate you as well.”

Lucy: “Are you trying to flirt with and threaten me at the same time, weirdo?!”

Lamb: “I dunno, am I?”

Lamb tosses Lucy into the air and uses more fervour-fueled magic to shoot her away.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lamb moves onto round three!”

Lamb is teleported to RCoKJ, Lucy is teleported to BFDI, and Woodie is revived and also sent to BFDI.

Woodie: “What a keener.”

Nikoly: “I don’t like him. I got second-hand embarrassment from watching… whatever he was doing with Lucy…”

Woodie stares at Nikoly.

Woodie: “What did he do?”

Lucy: “That nutcase tried to flirt with me, WHILE threatening me!”

Woodie looks over at Lamb ominously.

Woodie: “I am going to have a stern ‘talking’ with him after the challenge.”

Nikoly: “I don’t think it’s worth trying, he’s too strong. He wiped you guys out with ease!”

Woodie: “Darn, you’re right.”

Next in the arena is Sundew and Charlie the Unicorn.

Sundew: “Don’t be a pushover like the last battle.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “No promises.”

Charlie runs around as Sundew begins flying above him, looking for an opening to strike. Taking notice of this, Charlie decides to use the wall to bounce off of and strike Sundew right in the snout with his hoof, with enough force to knock her to the ground and make her seemingly unconscious.

Charlie the Unicorn: “You told me not to be a pushover, and here I am having sent you down to the earth.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “...but I’m not a monster. Murdering reasonable people for no good purpose isn’t right. I’ll just bring you out of bounds so I don’t have to do the deed of killing.”

Charlie grabs Sundew, manages to get to the seating area, and tosses her over the wall.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Charlie the Unicorn continues onwards to round three!”

Teleportiors

Charlie the Unicorn: “This feels wrong on so many levels.”

Test Tube: “It’s the challenge, there’s not much we can do, unfortunately.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “We can just… refuse to do the challenge outright.”

Science Bear: “Doing so would be a major loss, as we would lose any potential of winning, meaning we’d be at a chance of going up for elimination no matter what as any team could decide we are worthy of that spot. Plus, I’m not sure some of us would want to give up, anyways.”

Science Bear motions to Blue and Enderman, who are taking the opportunity to train themselves and each other for their next fights.

Charles: “I mean, I’d like to just give up though, but then I’d feel a little bad about it…”

Enderman suddenly disappears from the seating, making Blue fall over from lightly punching the air instead of Enderman.

Charlie the Unicorn: “And there they go.”

In the arena, Enderman has been teleported in, along with Nikoly.

Nikoly: “Woo! Battle two! Let’s go!”

Nikoly is smart and doesn’t make eye contact with Enderman to truly enrage them, however Enderman is still ready to fight.

Nikoly starts throwing scythes at Enderman, but they teleport away from each one as it draws close. Nikoly begins throwing them faster, however Enderman just teleports faster as well. Enderman then changes tactics by teleporting in a ring around Nikoly, going so fast it looks like there’s multiple Endermans ominously standing in a circle.

Nikoly throws some scythes at Enderman, but they all miss because Enderman ends up not being at that location despite visually looking like it. Eventually, Nikoly realizes this isn’t going to work, but instead of giving up he devises a new plan…

Nikoly spins around rapidly, throwing massive rays of Espacoins that end up hitting and pummeling Enderman, knocking them away and into the wall where they are pinned by the Espacoins. Nikoly catches up to them, and realizes that Enderman’s not able to teleport in this state, therefore knowing that the victory is his to take.

Nikoly throws a handful of scythes at Enderman, eventually killing them - via Enderman turning into a puff of smoke and leaving behind an ender pearl. Nikoly picks up the pearl and looks at it.

Nikoly: “thee killion”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Nikoly wins, going to round three!”

Nikoly: “Yeah!!! Let’s go!!!”

Nikoly is teleported back to BFDI’s section, as Enderman is respawned at IDIOT’s.

Nikoly: “Woo, that was a hard one!”

Squid: “I must say, I’m impressed at your battle skills.”

Blocky: “That was totally awesome!”

Nikoly: “:D”

Nikoly: “Also, at the end of the battle I got this weird pearl thing, look!”

Nikoly pulls out the ender pearl.

Squid: “That is a peculiar looking object. I’d say we keep it for later use.”

Nikoly does a thumbs up - despite not having any thumbs? - and puts it away in his non-existent pockets… I don’t think I want to question how that works.

Over at IDIOT, Enderman is sad about their loss. Blue pats them on the back to try and comfort them.

Science Bear: “According to my notes, Charlie the Unicorn, along with Charles and Blue if they survive this round, will be the only ones able to make it farther. That’s less than half our team able to participate.”

Warrior: “Hey, why doesn’t Hyehehe just sneak in there and fight? They’ve done weird stuff before!”

Hyehehe: “Because I don’t feel like it, I feel like causing chaos elsewhere! Hyehehehe!”

Hyehehe flies off to who knows where.

Warrior: “...Aw.”

Red is still standing next to IDIOT’s area, waiting for Enderman, however Charlie notices him first and isn’t too happy.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Hey, what are you doing over here? You’re on another team, are you trying to sabotage us, or get intel on plans?”

Red: “Nononono, I don’t do that stuff, that’s impostor behavior, I-”

Enderman notices Red came over and teleports over to him, defending the bean man from Charlie’s accusations.

Charlie the Unicorn: “I can’t understand what you’re trying to say when you speak in whatever language you’re speaking.”

Enderman makes a distorted sigh sound before pulling out a sign and writing on it, explaining why Red is over here.

Charlie the Unicorn: “...Oh. Then I guess it’s fine. Apologies.”

Charlie walks away to sit back down, as Red joins IDIOT in watching the next battle…

Donkey and Pizza Steve are the next two teleported into the arena.

Pizza Steve: “No hard feelings from this battle, right? I don’t want anything to get too heated!”

Donkey: “Sure, but I’ll still smoke ya!”

Cut to Donkey literally smoking Pizza Steve, by cooking him in an oven.

Donkey: “Oh, the food’s done!”

Donkey pulls out a cooked, definitely dead Pizza Steve and eats him.

Donkey: “Mmm…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Donkey wins in an unexpected way! He’ll be going to round three.”

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Donkey: “That tasted good!”

Ploque: “Did you… eat him?”

Glendale: “That’s a little weird…”

Spider-Ham: “Yeah, the dude was alive and living and you kinda cooked him!”

Donkey: “He’s a living pizza, of course I’d do that!”

Carl: “I condone this.”

Ploque: “Of course you do.”

Next in the arena is the Knight and Charles.

Charles: “Oh, this battle’s going to be harder to win, isn’t it…”

The Knight nods, before immediately airdashing towards Charles, stabbing his forehead.

Charles: “Oooof, owwwww, that hurts like hell!”

Charles whips around to face the Knight and tries getting some punches in, but each one is deflected by their nail. The Knight then smacks Charles in the face with the nail, and plunges it into him, killing him.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And the Knight wins in the shortest battle this round! Crazy.”

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Artificer: “Hey, good job out there, again.”

Knight looks satisfied with the result of their past two battles.

Bill Cipher: “Nice to know that some people aren’t failures in battle!”

Plankton: “Can you can it with the ‘ohhhhhh everyone sucks at fighting’ stuff, you stuck-up Illuminati ripoff?! It’s not our fault some of us aren’t physically able to do that and that our opponents hit harder than frying pans!”

Bill Cipher simply crushes Plankton in response.

Nacho: “Nice.”
Plasma Ball: “Nice?!-”

Artificer: “It’s Nacho. Don’t question it.”

Next in the arena is Squid and Ploque.

Ploque: “Alright, gimme a good fight! Don’t just explode in one hit that would suck.”

Squid: “I’m sure I’ll give something of an adequate battle in your terms.”

Squid begins summoning spikes from the ground, which Ploque dodges while flinging saws that keep missing or being dodged. This cycle continues until Squid decides to add lasers into the mix, keeping Ploque constantly on her toes and sometimes getting a hit in. However, Ploque’s saws also start having better accuracy and even hit a few times.

Squid: “You will not make a fool of me!”

Ploque: “Heh heh, sure-”

Squid stabs Ploque straight in the heart with a spike while she’s distracted retorting, causing her to slump to the ground dead.

Squid: “As I said. You will not.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Squid goes onwards to round three!”

Tleporting

Squid: “That adversary was stronger than the last two. I expect a rising trend in this going forward. Nikoly, as our only other competitor still in, I advise you to stay aware of this in the future.”

Nikoly: “Got it, Squid!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, for the final battle of round two… Blue versus Kris!”

Blue and Kris are teleported into the arena. Blue starts to drink his potions when Kris initiates the Deltarune-esque battle scene again, leaving Blue confused. …And yes, N is once again summoned on Kris’s side.

N: “Oh, this is a multi-time thing? Okay! I guess I could do this instead of doing nothing, I’ve already got plenty of rest from my first battle…”

> DEFEND

> FIGHT

Blue stares with mild confusion before being struck with a perfect attack by N, losing only a sliver of HP due to the enchanted netherite armor. The attack in the bullet boardis lines of swords moving downwards and slashing, which is avoided perfectly. Kris realizes it won’t be as easy to defeat Blue due to his armor, so he decides to change tactics.

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

N: “Magic?! I don’t have any magic powers-”

> NaniteBeam

N: “What the heck is a Nanite Beam??? I don’t know what that even is, Kris, how am I supposed to use it?”

> NaniteBeam

N: “Didn’t you hear me, Kris? Just lemme go and do the regular fighting thing instead!”

Blue gives an odd ‘glance’ - not really cause no eyes, but ehhhh - towards N, as he tries to back away but can’t because… well, he’s kinda stuck in the battle interface.

> NaniteBeam

> NaniteBeam

> NaniteBeam

> NaniteBeam

Despite Kris’s attempts, N refuses to do ‘NaniteBeam’.

N: “I can’t do any Nanite Beam thingies!”

Kris tries one last time.

> NaniteBeam

N gives in and tries to actually use NaniteBeam, shooting out a concentrated beam of nanite acid from his syringe tail and dealing massive damage to Blue. Kris gives a small grin at the sight of it working.

N: “That felt weird…”

Kris shrugs as the bullet board appears again, this time with crossbows shooting arrows. Once again, the attacks are dodged perfectly by the heart.

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

N: “Again? Alright, then, I guess I can do it!”

N uses NaniteBeam again, taking out Blue completely… leaving only a puddle of acid where the stickman once stood.

N: “Oh, that’s… that’s pretty brutal.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Kris wins, going onto round three!”

Kris claps as he and N are teleported back to CF and Blue is revived at IDIOT.

Pizza Steve: “What happened there?”

N simply shrugs, not knowing himself. Kris doesn’t answer.

I have a bad feeling about this, but I can’t do anything about it. You get me, Stanley? …No? Just me? Dang.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With that battle finished, it’s time to enter round three! The competitors who will be fighting this time are Charlie the Unicorn, Donkey, Flowey, the Knight, Kris, Lamb, Nikoly, and Squid! Starting off this round will be Flowey versus Lamb.”

Flowey and Lamb appear in the arena.

Flowey: “I am so going to kick your ass.”

Lamb: “We’ll see about that.”

Flowey starts firing friendliness pellets at Lamb, as he slashes through them with ease while running towards Flowey. The flower digs into the ground right before Lamb gets to him, appearing where the sheep started from and continuing to send friendliness pellets.

Flowey: “Hah! Loser!”

Lamb: “The battle is not lost yet, pathetic being.”

Lamb uses fervour to use the Hounds of Fate curse, shooting multiple dark projectiles that home in and severely damage Flowey, along with ripping off his petals

Flowey: “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, OW-”
Lamb then takes the opportunity to go in for the kill, chopping off his stem and finishing him off.

Lamb: “Just another talker who isn’t truly strong enough in the end.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Lamb wins the first battle of round three, going onto the fourth!”

Lamb is teleported to RCoKJ, and Flowey is respawned at CF.

Flowey: “THAT BITCH! I WAS SO CLOSE!”

Amelia: “I think that… it’s best if you calm down about it…”

Flowey: “Calm down about it? Ohhhhhh, I am NOT going to calm down a SINGLE BIT about it!”

Flowey tries rushing over to RCoKJ’s seating area, but Kris grabs him before he can.

Flowey: “UNHAND ME! I MUST TAKE REVENGE!”

Wheatley: “Hey, I think it’s best if you listen to Amelia’s advice! Being a big ol’ grump about it isn’t going to do much good in the end, isn’t it?”

Flowey hisses at Wheatley in response.

Wheatley: “okthenigetitiunderstanddontkillmeplease”

Next to fight is Charlie the Unicorn and Nikoly.

Charlie the Unicorn: “I could care less about how this goes, honestly.”

Nikoly: “Cool!”

Nikoly instantly spams scythes at Charlie, killing him quickly and efficiently.

Nikoly: “That was fast!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Nikoly wins in a very fast battle, going to round four!”

Teleportio

Charlie the Unicorn: “Well, we’re not winning this contest anymore. Yay.”

Charles: “How’d you even die that fast?”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I wasn’t given any time to avoid his attacks. It hurt. A lot.”

Next to be teleported into the arena is Donkey and the Knight.

Donkey: “Time to sweep once again, let’s go!”

The Knight stares blankly at Donkey before spam-hitting him, as he is unable to fend off the attacks. They win.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The Knight goes to round four!”

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Donkey: “Aw man!”

King Julien: “An unfortunate loss indeed, but at least not all is over for us! Lamb still remains within the competition, and I assure that he’ll take the crown.”

Glendale: “He already has a crown, though?...”

Spider-Ham: “It’s a metaphor!”

Glendale: “Ohhhhh, okay!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And now, for the last battle of round three already… Squid versus Kris!”

Both contestants are teleported into the arena.

Squid: “Finally, I don’t have to listen to boring pre-game talk before we start fighting. That’s a big relief, because I can just take you out now-”

Kris once again initiates the battle sequence.

Squid: “...”

Squid: “What.”

And N is back again.

N: “Another battle. Woo! Yeah…”

He’s a little tired from the magic he used in the last battle, and in general seems a bit more glum.

Squid: “Are you kidding me? A two versus one?”

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

N: “Nanite beams again? Alright…”

N shoots a nanite beam as Kris defends, damaging Squid for a good chunk of his HP.

Squid: “Ow, fucking hell-”

The bullet board appears again, this time with Squid’s signature spikes popping up on each side as lasers fire in the middle. This time, the heart gets hit once, but due to defending Kris isn’t damaged as much by it.

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

N fires another nanite beam, bringing Squid to near-death levels of HP.

Squid: “Where the hell even is this?! Some sort of pocket dimension?!”

N: “Don’t question it…”

Squid: “...”

Squid: “Something is wrong with you, I can tell.”

Squid: “I’m not an empathist in any way but as an AI, I’m able to see that. And… I fear you may be going on a bad path.”

In the bullet board, lasers shoot from the sides as rows of tiles appear on the edges. It is avoided perfectly.

Instead of responding to Squid’s statement, N stays silent.

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

Squid is killed, and once again a puddle of acid lies on the floor. Instead of saying something about it again, N just stares at it…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And with that, Kris wins and goes to round four! Meaning, we’re getting to the penultimate round in a few moments!”

Kris and N are teleported to CF, and Squid is revived at BFDI’s seating.

Squid: “...”

Blocky: “What’s wrong, big guy?”

Squid: “The member of Cool Friends known as N… There is something about him that is off.”

Blocky: “Sounds deep, but I don’t really care about the other team’s mishaps!”

Squid: “It is not just detrimental to him. If left unchecked, it may endanger us and all other teams.”

Blocky: “Eh, sure, I’m just gonna go to sleep. Wake me up when the final battle happens!”

Blocky instantly starts snoring. Squid sighs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Time for round five! After this, we’ll have one final battle to determine the winner. The four people competing in this round are the Knight, Kris, Lamb, and Nikoly! The first of two battles for this round will be between the latter two, so get ready to see a brawl!”

Lamb and Nikoly are teleported into the arena.

Nikoly: “Let’s go, time for another fight! Woo!”

Lamb: “Your demeanor will be your downfall in this fight, fish one.”

Nikoly: “Yeah, sure, try saying that when you’re dead! Oh, yeah right, dead people don’t talk, and neither should you!”

Nikoly begins flinging scythes at Lamb, who dodges each one. The sheep runs towards Nikoly to strike with his sword, but Nikoly throws up an Espacoin to block the hit. Nikoly then lands a punch on Lamb, who is knocked backwards slightly, though it didn’t end up hurting at all. Lamb runs at Nikoly again, and this time Nikoly doesn’t end up blocking it, taking the hit instead and being thrown against a wall.

However, this doesn’t harm the fish much, as he continues throwing scythes like nothing happened. Lamb deflects the scythes as he inches closer to Nikoly, who starts throwing Espacoins - though this doesn’t do much to help.

Lamb: “Traditionally, sheep do not hunt fish, let alone anything. But I will happily tear you apart to discard you from this battle and to be the champion.”

Nikoly: “I’m not just some dumb prey you can get rid of! I’ll show you!”

Nikoly summons laser beams that shoot towards Lamb, though they don’t end up hitting.

Lamb: “Your attacks are truly pathetic. You expect to beat me with that?”

Lamb has made his way to meet Nikoly face-to-face, and points his sword right where Nikoly’s heart is.

Lamb: “You have five seconds to say your final words before I turn you into nothing more than a fish filet.”

Nikoly: “I won’t… die to you…”

Lamb: “Too bad!”

Lamb drives the sword into Nikoly, who drops to the ground coughing… but he manages to survive, just barely…

Lamb: “Well, looks like that didn’t finish the job. One more should do the trick-”

NIKOLY: “Your payment is due. Please (#%(@%(T@#%(4@#%#@*($(*!@#TYhrjJHH To continue services.”

Nikoly rises from the ground, angrily gripping a scythe.

Lamb: “What- impossible!”

Nikoly’s body turns an orange color, as his eyes become more fish-like, staring deep into Lamb’s soul.

Lamb: “Alright, this is where I say what the actual fuck…”

Nikoly? stays silent for a moment…

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “. . .”

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “GIVE ME BACK COINS NOW I DID.”

A horrendous torrent of attacks from Observed Nikoly, and Lamb can’t fend all of them off. Even his curses don’t help much.

Lamb: “I am not losing to the likes of you! I will win this battle and this challenge as a whole!”

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “THEE KILLION COINS.”

Observed Nikoly spawns living versions of Espacoins, who swarm Lamb, tearing through his body as the scythes, lasers, and non-sentient Espacoins continue pummeling the sheep.

Lamb: “I’M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS-”

Lamb goes silent as the living Espacoins finish him off. Only shreds of his cloak remain.

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “YOUR FREE TRIAL HAS EXPIRED.”

Observed Nikoly falls to the ground, as he reverts to normal and passes out.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...That was… interesting, to say the least.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nikoly wins, though, and goes to the final battle!”

Nikoly is teleported back to BFDI and healed, and Lamb is respawned at RCoKJ.

King Julien: “What happened out there?”

Lamb remains in silence, shuddering from what had occurred.

Glendale: “I think it’s best we let him rest, he looks pretty disturbed…”

Spider-Ham: “That was the most brutal battle yet!”

Carl: “I enjoyed watching it.”

Ploque and Rocket both give glances towards Carl as they scoot away from him.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, for the penultimate battle, before we get to the finale… the Knight versus Kris!”

The Knight and Kris appear in the arena. The Knight already knows what’s going to happen from Plasma Ball’s experience, and isn’t fazed when Kris initiates battle, once again bringing along N. What the Knight isn’t prepared for is, however, what happens next…

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

The Knight is struck by N’s nanite beam, taking half damage. However, they have a trick up their sleeve. Instead of adhering to the typical battle style, the Knight instead slashes the top of the bullet board with their nail, breaking it. They then hop into it and start attacking the heart directly. Kris looks concerned about this, while N is… uncharacteristically placid…

The heart manages to dodge most attacks, with those hitting being weakened by Kris’s DEFEND, and eventually it manages to get to the action buttons.

> DEFEND

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

N shoots another nanite beam, but since the Knight has escaped the format, they aren’t hit. The bug then slashes the DEFEND option, eliminating its usage. The heart has to resort to having Kris FIGHT instead.

> FIGHT

> MAGIC

> NaniteBeam

This time, Kris’s attack, while not getting perfect accuracy, hits the Knight, knocking them back into place for NaniteBeam to decimate them, leaving behind another acid puddle. Kris sighs in relief as N simply stands. Eerily.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Kris wins, going to the final fight, which will start up shortly!”

Kris and N are teleported to CF once again, as the Knight is respawned at NNIT. At this point, every team but RCoKJ is aware of Kris’s weird powers relating to starting encounters.

The Knight sketches in the seating a drawing of N’s unusual behavior and the heart seemingly having a mind of its own, then motions Plasma Ball to look.

Plasma Ball: “That’s not good at all. We need to keep a close eye on both of them.”

Artificer looks over.

Artificer: “Keep a close eye on who?”

Plasma Ball: “Who else but the biggest adversaries of this tournament, Kris and N? There’s something weird going on with the two, and not just their… weird fighting tactic.”

Artificer: “I see.”

Artificer turns to Torch God.

Artificer: “You have a good connection with N, right?”

Torch God makes a thumbs up to confirm they do.

Artificer: “Good. Something’s up with him according to the Knight, so I need you to ensure nothing dangerous happens, not just for his wellbeing but to keep us safe. Along with that, one of his teammates, Kris, also has been showing oddities, so if you could keep an eye on them that would be appreciated.”

Torch God writes ‘CAN DO ONCE DONE’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now that the intermission is over, we can finally get to…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “THE FINAL BATTLE!”

Confetti falls all over the seating area.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Our final fighters are Kris and Nikoly, so give a round of applause for them!”

CF and BFDI cheer for their respective fighters, with BFDI obviously being the louder of the two. NNIT boos Nikoly, and IDIOT and RCoKJ remain silent, except for Carl who is supporting Nikoly… ok then

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last stand begins in three…”

Kris gets up from their seat, and looks towards N, who simply nods while having a blank face.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Two…”

Nikoly gives a show of juggling scythes for his supporters before he goes into battle.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One…”

Plasma Ball and the Knight hold binoculars, watching the arena closely to look at any further irregularities.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “GO!”

Kris initiates the battle sequence immediately, which Nikoly already expected from Squid’s experience.

Nikoly: “I’m not scared of your tactics!”

Kris shrugs as N appears, monotonously staring.

Nikoly: “...Not scared of him either!”

Nikoly actually goes first somehow, as the bullet board is filled with falling Espacoins. The heart gets hit multiple times this time around, and since Kris hasn’t defended, they take a fair amount of damage.

> DEFEND

> DEFEND

In a twist of events, instead of using magic, Kris - or the heart, perhaps? - has N defend.

Nikoly: “Oooh, tactic changes? That won’t work on me, though!”

Nikoly’s next attack in the bullet board is a row of scythes crossing the board. The heart avoids this attack just BARELY.

> DEFEND

> DEFEND

Nikoly: “You’re not going to beat me if you just keep shielding, y’know!”

In the bullet board, lasers home into the middle as a scythe flies down it as soon as the lasers dissipate. The attack hits the heart, damaging Kris a little bit.

> DEFEND

> DEFEND

Nikoly: “...”

Nikoly: “I don’t mean to be rude, but are you genuinely stupid?”

Nikoly: “Eh, whatever, a win is a win!”

The next attack is a repeat of the falling Espacoins. The heart gets hit multiple times again, dealing more damage to Kris, though not as much as the first run of the attack.

> DEFEND

> DEFEND

Nikoly: “Now I feel like you’re just messing with me.”

Kris and N both look blankly at Nikoly.

Nikoly: “Yeeeeeep.”

The scythe rows attack happens once again, this time actually hitting the heart. Kris has reached dangerously low HP.

> DEFEND

> DEFEND

Nikoly: “Why bother defending if you’re just going to die anyways? You’re practically gone!”

Silence.

Nikoly: “I guess I’m just talking to myself. Rude! At least return the quips like everyone else! It’s not as fun when your words are hitting a brick wall.”

A new attack happens this time, with rings of Espacoins flying out from the middle. This is the straw that breaks the camel’s back, as the heart ends up getting hit enough times for Kris to be knocked out.

Nikoly: “Yes! Let’s go! I won!”

…

Nikoly and N are still in battle.

Nikoly: “Uh… Koe? Are you there? Where’s the announcement?”

> MAGIC

Nikoly: “Am I just stuck here? That’s a boring way to go. Especially when this guy won’t talk to me!”

> AcidRain

N suddenly speaks.

N: “AcidRain?”

Nikoly: “Oh FINALLY, you speak- wait, acid rain?”

N: “...”

N: “I don’t know a spell called AcidRain.”

> AcidRain

N: “Did you not hear me?”

Nikoly looks concerned now.

Nikoly: “Are… are you good? Are you having hallucinations or something? I’d probably have them too if I was stuck in this place multiple times in semi-quick succession-”

> AcidRain

N: “I said I don’t know a spell called AcidRain.”

Nikoly: “N?”

Nikoly: “I don’t know much about you…”

Nikoly: “But this isn’t how you normally act, right? I thought you were a happy-go-lucky guy! Not some ominous dude that stares at you from the back alley when you’re walking home at night and kinda looks like he’ll kidnap you if you don’t run immediately.”

> AcidRain

N goes silent.

> AcidRain

N begins whispering to himself, not even Nikoly can hear him.

N: “This isn’t Kris saying these things, is it?”

N: “...”

N: “Fine.”

N: “I’ll do it.”

N: “Even if I don’t know it.”

N: “Just to make you happy.”

N: “...”

N: “And to be stronger.”

A giant beam of acid is fired from N’s syringe tail, enveloping everything in a yellow glow…

When the glow fades, Nikoly is completely gone. N stares with no visible emotion.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Aaaaaaaand Kris wins! Well, I guess technically N did since Kris died halfway through, but it doesn’t matter because Cool Friends won the tournament anyways!”

CF cheers as Kris is revived and both them and N are teleported to the correct seating. BFDI boos, as NNIT also celebrates Nikoly’s failure - speaking of Nikoly, he is revived at BFDI’s area.

Squid: “You saw what I meant, right, Nikoly?”

Nikoly: “...”

Nikoly: “I saw far, far worse than that.”

Nikoly: “I’m going to sleep now. See you all tomorrow!”

Nikoly instantly falls asleep.

Over at CF, Pizza Steve congratulates Kris.

Pizza Steve: “Good job, man!”

Kris smiles while high-fiving Pizza Steve. Pizza Steve slides over to N.

Pizza Steve: “Good job to you too, my dude N!”

N says nothing, just sitting idly.

Pizza Steve: “...N? You there? Got a fly in your brain?”

Amelia walks over.

Amelia: “Maybe he exerted too much energy… and needs rest…”

Pizza Steve: “Makes sense to me! Well, have a good rest then, bro.”

N slowly nods before flying off.

Wheatley: “So, who do you guys think we should pick to go up for elimination?”

Flowey: “It’s gotta be that STUPID TEAM WITH THE STUPID CAT AND BUG ON IT-”

Kris grabs Flowey by the stem to shush him, before writing on a piece of paper ‘we should vote on it’.

Pizza Steve: “I like how you think!”

Wheatley: “Sure!”

Amelia: “That’s a good idea…”

Much better than Flowey’s plan, that’s for sure, right Stanley?

Flowey: “Ughhhh. Fine…”

Pizza Steve: “So! Everyone give your vote, one at a time!”

Pizza Steve: “I myself go for Blocky’s Funny Doings or whatever their team is. They could’ve beaten us at the end, and their dudes are pretty powerful!”

Amelia: “...I agree.”

Flowey: “I think it’s obvious what MY vote is.”

Well, Stanley, since I can’t speak to the others, can you write mine down along with yours? You’re free to choose whatever you want, but personally I’d go against BFDI. That team is pretty strong, and I feel like choosing NNIT over them would be a death wish waiting to happen. Don’t let that influence your vote, though - okay maybe let it influence your vote a little bit. …Oh, same idea?

Wheatley: “I think we should go for King Julien’s Circle Thingamabob or whatever it was called! That donkey person kicked me far away, and I got so many scratches from it, which has me truly cheesed off!-”

Flowey: “You deserved it.”

Kris writes down ‘bfdi’

Pizza Steve: “Alright, it’s settled then! We bros are going to put Blocky’s team up for elimination.”

Koe suddenly appears next to them, frightening the team.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s your final pick? Got it! By the way, good job on winning, y’all!”

Koe disappears and reappears at BFDI’s area. Unlike CF, only Nikoly is spooked.

Nikoly: “AH-”

Woodie: “It’s just the host.”

Nikoly: “.”

Nikoly: “Oh.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yeah, hi Blocky’s Funny Doings International! I regret to inform you that you’re going up for elimination. Again.”

Squid: “Are you kidding me, two times in a row?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I do not control who goes up for elimination, don’t get mad at me!”

Boss: “THAT’S ANOTHER TEAM ON OUR ‘DESTROY’ LIST.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, that’s done, vote link, down below, now!”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Plasma Ball is seen in her room, about to go to sleep. As she turns the light off, a red glow emanates from the other side of the room, which immediately catches her attention.

Plasma Ball: “Who the hell is there?”

The source of the light chuckles.

Lamb: “I told you that you’d see the consequences of your actions, remember?”

Plasma Ball sighs in annoyance.

Plasma Ball: “Of course it’s you again. What do you want from me now?”

Lamb: “Well, I’m only here to fulfill my promise.”

Plasma Ball: “What are you going to do? Kill me? I’ll just get revived, idiot. Death isn’t even remotely a punishment in this place.”

Lamb: “You think I’m an idiot? Of course I’m not using such a worthless tactic. What will happen to you is far, far worse…”

Plasma Ball: “Sure, sure.”

Lamb uses fervour to generate some sort of aura around himself.

Lamb: “I warned you.”

Plasma Ball: “I bet whatever you’re doing isn’t going to do shit-”

And a blast of energy hits Plasma Ball, knocking her out…

Lamb: “Perfect.”

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Charlie taking a stroll in the endless plane of the dimension, passing by the giant arena from last episode.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Peace and quiet. What a commodity. First being constantly annoyed and dragged into things by those two, and then having to deal with the issues of being in some sort of dumb competition. I don’t even want to be here! The only thing making me want to possibly stay is the concept of being able to wish those two away from me so I can finally rest…”

As Charlie monologues to himself, he passes a corner to turn, and sees two familiar faces.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Oh no.”

Lolz: “Charlieeee!”

Roffle: “Charlieeeee!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “How did you two get here?!”

Lolz: “We had to fight the wuuduu!”

Roffle: “The wuuuuuduuuuu!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “That’s very nice, now please go back and leave me alone.”

Lolz: “But Charlieeeee! We need your help!”

Roffle: “We have to return a sacred artifact to His Grapeness!”

Lolz: “His Grapeeeeeenessssssss!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I can’t, even if I wanted to. I’m busy.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Who even is this ‘Grapeness’ guy?”

Lolz: “He’s the lord of the grapes!”

Roffle: “All grapes bow down to him!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Oh great, another Banana King situation. How fun.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Why would I go with you two anyways? You tried killing me and literally blew up the moon!”

Lolz: “But it’s important!”

Roffle: “If His Grapeness doesn’t get his artifact then bad things will happen!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Lemme guess, some dark force is going to destroy the world? I have more important things to do here.”

Charlie starts walking back to the main area as Lolz and Roffle follow him.

Lolz: “Come on, Charlie! We need to go!”

Roffle: “We can’t keep him waiting!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I already said no.”

As Charlie walks with the two unicorns flying around him and annoying him about returning the sacred artifact to ‘His Grapeness’, whoever that is, he bumps into two of his teammates. Literally, for one of them.

Test Tube: “Ack-”

Test Tube catches herself before she falls and shatters. Science Bear gets up from the invention the two were working on to turn to Charlie.

Science Bear: “Charlie, I advise you stay more aware of your surroundings-”

Science Bear notices Lolz and Roffle.

Science Bear: “...”
Charlie the Unicorn: “Look, I don’t have time for questions. If you can get rid of them please do.”

Lolz: “But Charlieeee! Why would you want to get rid of us?”

Roffle: “We need to go appease His Grapeness before bad things happen!”

Test Tube hears the two and whips around, being befuddled by their appearance.

Test Tube: “Holy geebweezer!”

Lolz: “Hi!”

Roffle: “Hi!”

Test Tube: “Who are these people, Charlie? And how did they even get here, I thought this dimension was remote!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “First question, the most annoying people to ever exist. I don’t even know their names. Second question, I wish I knew but at the same time I feel like it’s something I don’t want to know.”

Recovering from the shock, Science Bear speaks up.

Science Bear: “Perhaps if they’d be willing, we could run an experiment to see if they have innate teleportation abilities?-”

Roffle: “Experiment?!”

Lolz: “Oh no, science!”

Roffle: “Not science!”

Lolz and Roffle say ‘AHHHHHHHHHH’, not even fully screaming, while flying off to the building, probably to terrorize some unlucky people.

Test Tube: “We should… probably stop them.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Yeah.”

…

Charlie the Unicorn: “Good luck trying, though.”

Next to the building, NNIT is having a ‘meeting’, which is mostly a bunch of arguing. A notable thing is that Plasma Ball isn’t present for some reason. Torch God is the only one at the ‘meeting’ not getting involved in the arguing, just trying to solve things… to no avail.

Plankton: “We should just barge in there, get rid of them all, and then boom! We did it! They’re gone!”

Artificer: “They’re just going to be revived, we’ve said this every time you’ve mentioned killing them.”

Bill Cipher: “Plus regular murdering is boring!”

Artificer: “Of course it is to you.”

As they continue arguing, with Torch God trying to stop them with no success, Plasma Ball exits from the building’s front entrance… but something is off about her. The only one who notices her arrival is the Knight, who tries calling attention, but Artificer, Bill, and Plankton are too busy arguing about stuff.

Artificer: “We can’t just turn them into stone! Even I wouldn’t stoop that low!”
Bill Cipher: “Come on, it’d be really funny!”

Plankton: “Why can’t we just fight them like normal people?!”

Artificer: “Because it wouldn’t do anything in the end???”

The Knight ends up poking Artificer to get her to look at Plasma Ball arriving.

Artificer: “What is it?-”

Artificer: “Oh, it’s Plasma Ball…?”

Plankton turns around also.

Plankton: “Is she ill? I don’t think her eyes should be that color of red.”

Indeed, Plasma Ball’s eyes are red. A certain kind of red attributed to a certain lamb.

Plasma Ball?: “Hello everyone! I’m completely fine, don’t worry.”

Artificer and Plankton stare in confusion as the rest of the team turns to see Plasma Ball, and they all seem to agree that something’s up.

Plankton: “...You don’t usually act like this.”

Plasma Ball?: “Lack of sleep, simple as that!”

Plankton rolls his eye, but decides to accept that answer.

Nacho: “...What’s up with your eyes?”

Plasma Ball simply shrugs.

Plasma Ball?: “I dunno, kinda just happened. I don’t think it’s anything too dangerous, though!”

The other members of NNIT, bar Bill, all look at each other with a sense of untrustworthiness in relation to Plasma Ball’s sudden changes, but there’s not enough evidence to prove anything else yet.

Artificer: “Well, if you find out anything about it or it causes irregular effects, let us know so we can help. We’ll try figuring things out as well.”

Plasma Ball?: “Got it!”

Plasma Ball gives a thumbs up before going back inside.

…Silence encapsulates NNIT for a few moments.

Eventually, Torch God breaks it in a technical manner by writing ‘THAT CANT BE NORMAL’.

Artificer: “Yeah, there’s something wrong with her.”

The Knight taps the ground with their nail to agree.

Nacho: “…Mmhmm…”

Plankton: “We need to figure out what’s up with that stuff.”

Bill Cipher: “Even I feel there is something off with that! And I’m Bill Cipher! That’s pretty concerning, y’know-”

Nacho: “We know.”

Bill Cipher stares at Nacho for a few seconds, before turning her into stone.

Artificer: “OH COME ON-”

Plankton: “NOT THE STONE AGAIN!”

Inside the building, Plasma Ball is walking through a hallway. Lamb is seen at the end of it.

Lamb: “Well, that raised some suspicion, but I’m sure that in due time the rest of that team will warm up to it. For now, though, it’s time for an introduction to the rest.”

Plasma Ball simply nods, and the two go to the cafeteria, where most of the members of RCoKJ are. Lamb keeps Plasma Ball just outside the entrance as he enters.

King Julien: “Welcome, Lamb! You’re a bit later than usual.”

Lamb: “I was busy doing things, nothing bad happened.”

King Julien: “Good to know!”

Glendale: “Now we only need Ploque and Rocket!”

Donkey: “Those two are always pretty late, I wonder why?”

Spider-Ham: “I’m not sure if they feel like they fit in much with the rest of us. I mean, they’re humans, we’re animals, I’d imagine it’s a bit odd for them!”

Carl: “I’ll get them.”

Carl leaves, and comes back soon after dragging Ploque and Rocket in.

Ploque: “Why can’t I just sleep in for once?”

Rocket: “Yeah, I don’t want to wake up this early for meetings!!”

King Julien: “I formally apologize, but we want to make sure everyone in the Royal Circle is here so we can properly have said meetings!”

King Julien: “Now, since everyone is here, first I’d like to discuss…”

The meeting goes on for a while before it comes time for Lamb to do his reveal.

King Julien: “Have you dealt with the naysayer yet, Lamb? I am pretty curious about what your plan of action is or was!”

Carl: “Did you take their hands?”

Lamb: “I did not take the hands of the perpetrator, but instead… Made them more agreeable .”

Donkey: “Made them more agreeable? Whatcha mean by that?”

Lamb: “Well, with a bit of magic, I made it so the enemy is no longer averse to our kingdom, and will happily join us. This has a bit of a side-effect with their eyes becoming red, though, but don’t mind that, it’s completely harmless!… With that said, though, here they are.”

Plasma Ball, who’s now revealed to be possessed , NOT ‘made more agreeable’, enters the room and sits down at the table silently.

King Julien: “Ah, Plasma Ball! A member of Not Naming It That. I do wonder though, will this aggravate her teammates at all?”

Lamb: “The only one who’d actually be a threat to us wouldn’t care at all about her joining, so I think we’ll be safe.”

Glendale: “How does the magic… work? It seems a little sketchy to me.”

Spider-Ham: “I gotta agree with Glendale here!”

Lamb: “It’s a certain type of ‘curse’ - not truly one, that is just the term used for it - that will slightly alter the mind. It is not harmful, though it is permanent unless I or someone stronger than me cancels the curse.”

Carl: “Sounds cool.”

Ploque: “Why is it that you always agree with the weird and dark stuff?”

Carl: “I am a sociopath who has committed countless crimes.”

Ploque: “...That explains a lot.”

Rocket: “I’m scared ):”

King Julien: “Well, I’m glad you’ve been able to bring her to join! The more members, the better. By the way, have you recruited anyone else yet?”

Lamb: “Unfortunately no, but I will see to it that I get someone within the next two days.”

King Julien: “Hey, take all the time you need! I’m not a rusher. …Most of the time!”

Cut to Lolz and Roffle exploring the building.

Lolz: “It’s so boring in here!”

Roffle: “Yeah! We haven’t found anyone yet!”

The two unicorns walk down a specific set of hallways and find themselves at BFDI’s living quarters, with the team searching around for Red.

Boss: “HE ISN’T IN HIS ROOM?”

Sundew: “Nope. I’ve checked every single spot in there.”

Blocky: “We already asked Koe to recover him and he said he’s not dead, where the hell is that guy?!”

Squid: “I don’t see why you all are so worried. He’s going to go to the elimination area eventually.”

Sundew: “It would be easier for us to find him now than be sitting ducks-”

Lolz and Roffle make their existence known to the team.

Lolz: “Hi!”

Roffle: “Hi!”

Blocky: “Who the block are you people?!”

Squid: “Those two look like that one unicorn on the team IDIOT.”

Lucy: “Maybe it was mitosis!”

Boss: “I DON’T THINK MITOSIS CAUSES THAT .”

Boss points to Lolz and Roffle spinning while floating above the ground.

Nikoly: “Tell us why you’re here!”

Roffle: “We need help to recover an artifact!”

Lolz: “For His Grapeness!”

Roffle: “His Grapeeeeenessssss!”

Blocky gets an evil grin on his face as he contemplates the idea of going, completely forgetting about the elimination.

Blocky: “If I come along do I get to prank people?”

Lolz: “Sure!”

Blocky: “Count me in, then!”
Lolz: “Yay!”

Roffle: “Let’s go!”

Lolz and Roffle fly out of the hallway and to who knows where, with Blocky following after the two unicorns.

Squid: “Well, that’s two gone now.”

Woodie: “What does that keener think he’s doing?”

Boss: “BEING AN IDIOT, THAT’S WHAT.”

Silence ensues for a moment.

Nikoly: “Is it just me or do those two give off a really odd vibe?”

Squid: “It’s just you.”
Sundew: “Yeah, those two just seem dumb to me.”

Nikoly: “Damn.”

Cut to within the mat room from Episode 2, where once again the team members of CF - not including Flowey, again - are performing yoga, though N is absent and Blue, Enderman, and Red have joined in - though they’re just finishing up.

And yes, Stanley and Wheatley are once again sitting down and watching.

Amelia: “Thank you all for coming… Hopefully we can all come back here tomorrow.”

Red: “Thanks for having us! Really helped a lot!”

Red skips out of the room, as Blue waves goodbye and grabs Enderman’s arm to bring them both to IDIOT’s living area.

Wheatley: “Hey, why didn’t N come along? He seems like the type to not miss planned events ever!”

Pizza Steve: “He didn’t come out of his room when I tried to get him, so I dunno, dude.”

Kris writes on a piece of paper ‘probably still tired, it looked like he was using a lot of energy’.

Pizza Steve: “I guess that makes sense, but dude’s still gotta come out of there at some point, y’know, for the challenge! I’m not sure the host man would be too happy about him staying behind.”

Amelia: “He could probably just… teleport N out…”

Pizza Steve: “Oh, yeah, true!”

Pizza Steve: “Though, I would prefer that not be needed…”

Pizza Steve: “I’m just worried about him. He’s been acting up since the last challenge, and I’m not fully convinced it’s just him being exhausted.”

Kris writes something down again - ‘if it’s any consolation, i had flowey try to get him to come out, he’s probably succeeded by now’.

Pizza Steve: “I guess that’s better than nothing!”

…Stanley, I have to agree with Pizza Steve here. There’s something off about N, I can tell- NO, I am not going insane. You have to trust me on this, come on-

Cut to outside N’s door. Flowey is trying to get through the mail compartment on the door.

Flowey: “Come on, you have to get out of there! Well, that’s what Kris says. I don’t give a flying fuck about it, but I’m being held at metaphorical swordpoint- which SUCKS, by the way, so PLEASE GET OUT.”

No response comes from inside.

Flowey: “Look, N, if you don’t get out now I can and will crawl through this mail thingamajig and I will most likely throw you through this door.”

Flowey manages to wriggle his way through the mail compartment, and sees that N’s room is… pretty trashed. The robot himself is laying down on the bed.

Flowey: “Oh fucking hell he’s just sleeping.”

Flowey grabs one of the objects scattered around on the floor and throws it at N, who jolts upwards… but instead of his eyes being on his screen, it’s an X, and from his hands come out claws.

Flowey: “...”

Flowey: “Got damn.”

Cut to outside the room, where Flowey is screaming bloody murder while Charles and Warrior stand in front of the door, intending to ask N a question.

Charles: “Uh…”

Warrior: “I think that we should probably come back later to ask him.”

Charles: “Yeah, I don’t want to deal with… whatever that is…”

Charles and Warrior slowly walk away from the door as the screams continue.

Cut to the waiting room for the elimination. Red casually walks in, and is then trampled by the rest of BFDI - excluding Blocky, who’s still gone.

Red: “Ow my bone…”

Boss: “YOU ARE SERIOUSLY A GIANT PUSHOVER. FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY.”

Squid: “Whatever, let’s just hope we’re not late-”

Koe opens the door on the other side of the room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Great timing, Blocky’s Funny Doings International! …Besides Blocky himself, where is he?”

Squid: “Two unicorns came out of nowhere and they lulled Blocky away from the rest of us.”

Nikoly: “It was a sight to behold!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...I’ll bring him back after the challenge then…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s just go!”

Boss, Nikoly, Squid, Sundew, and Woodie walk into the elimination room, as Red crawls because his bone. Broken

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome, Blocky’s Funny Doings International, to your second elimination! In a row! Very unlucky!-”

Sundew: “We get it.”

Woodie: “Stop insulting us and get to counting the votes already, you hoser!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Damn, okay then, sheesh.”

Koe snaps, generating his holographic bar graph.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Votes! We got twenty four of them! Pretty cool. Starting with spin votes, Boss and the duo of Woodie and Lucy came up with just one vote, and Squid only got two!”

Boss grumbles.

Woodie: “That’s pretty annoying!”

Lucy: “Come on! I want to spin that wheel! Maybe chop it too, it’s pretty tree-like!”

Squid: “I’m not surprised, I ranked low last time as well.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For vote reasons, we’ll start with Boss’s ‘I vote u always bcz jsab is literally my childhood’.”

Boss: “ONE CONFIRMED VOTER FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE ISN’T TOO BAD. I SUPPOSE.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, for Woodie and Lucy’s singular vote reason, we have ‘Currently the only people I know of

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy I am here to give either lore or fun facts about some of you

So ummmm I guess Kris is kind of evil here just try to avoid him and N.’.”

Woodie: “What’s up with those two?”

Nikoly: “Oh, you know how Kris kept summoning N into their fights during the last challenge? It’s probably related to that!”

Woodie: “...I didn’t know about that, but I guess that explains it.”

Lucy: “Sounds creepy.”

Nikoly: “Yeah it’s weird.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for Squid, he also had only one vote reason, which was ‘1. He did awesome, really brutal tho, unsurprising because he has done worse *cough* First Wipe *cough*

2. Barely anyone knows who he even is bruh’.”

Squid: “Yeah, that second point’s clear as day. Third place.”

Squid: “...Oh, I should reply to the first point too. Yes, my kills were quite brutal. It’s only fitting.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, that leads us to Sundew, who ended up getting four votes! She ended up getting more than last time, but it still wasn’t enough.”

Sundew: “...That’s better than one, I guess.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For her vote reasons, we start with ‘I don't recognize them but I like dragons. -Tayoga’.”

Sundew: “That’s a respectable opinion, I suppose.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘sundew hows bumblebee doing’.”

Sundew: “Anything particularly recent I wouldn’t know because…”

She motions to Koe, who slightly shows offense.

Sundew: “But, last time I saw her, she was doing well. Thankfully.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Last one is funnily enough somewhat related to the previous one in a diluted kind of way - ‘snudoooooooooooooo’.”

Sundew raises her eyebrow in a 🤨 manner at the vote reason, but gives no comment.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, that brings us to the final three for spin votes - Blocky, Nikoly, and Red!”

Red looks ready, due to the results of last elimination, and Nikoly is twirling his scythe around absentmindedly while… Blocky still isn’t there.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Two of the three got five and the other got seven, so I’ll read up to the amount of votes the five-vote person had!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “…And, though Blocky may not be here, I’ll read his vote reasons out regardless. We’ll begin with ‘blocky is our god. but ive also realized that most of my vote reasons for the elimination....aren't really reasons. last season it was my love for profily (still love that goofy goober), and now its kinda just random stuff like my traumatic brain injury...also hi guys see im fine!!! - starry’.”

Woodie: “Last time I checked, traumatic brain injuries aren’t just ‘fine’.”

Squid: “Wait, Blocky as a god?”

Sundew: “Probably just exaggeration, ever heard of that?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘🤓um, actually ☝️ blocky has a gender,which means he does have a’- OH COME ON.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, not finishing that one, let’s just move to the next reason… ‘The team's named after him, and he's weirdly funny.’.”

Lucy: “Who’s idea was it to let him name the team in the first place? It sucks!”

Sundew points to Squid, who shoots a glare back.

Squid: “I didn’t expect him to be a narcissist about it.”

Boss: “WOW, YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE TALKING ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK, DON’T YOU.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next vote reason is ‘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠶⠶⠊⠙⠛⠛⠛⠳⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠋⠀⠀⢻⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠁⠀⡄⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⣠⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁⠀⠀⠱⢀⣾⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣆⠀⠀

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⢀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⠿⠋⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣦

⢼⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⢀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣽

⠀⠉⠛⠻⠶⣦⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠜⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣶⠶⠟⠛⠉⠀

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⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀’.”

Sundew: “What?”

Squid: “How did you even pronounce that.”

Boss: “WHO IS THAT.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Rocky. Anyways, final reason, ‘hmmmmmmm i think it's cause he's the funny block man. and also my favorite color is red. (not the guy from among us though. you're still suspiscious to me.) -para’.”

Red looks a little angry about being called suspicious.

Red: “I’m not sus!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Coincidentally, now is the time for Red’s vote reasons! First up is ‘Another same-vote. Mostly because Red's last prize wasn't that great.’.”

Red: “Yeah, it didn’t do anything in the end…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s your problem, lol. Anyways next is ‘Not a fish.’.”

Nikoly: “What did fish do?!”

Red: “...Yeah, that’s a kinda weird requirement for voting.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Sometimes it is best not to question voters. Next is ‘He deserves a better prize, that last one was so useless (also I wonder how red would react to other murderous parasitic Aliens)’.”

Red: “Same thing, didn’t do anythi- wait…”

Red: “ Other parasitic aliens???”

Squid: “Don’t go into a rant again, please, I don’t think any of us want to hear that, even despite my personal monologuing.”

Boss: “YEAH WHAT HE SAID. IT’S ANNOYING.”

Red: “...I wasn’t planning on it but okay…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly for Red, we have ‘I like you and Sundews character, but I swear I heard Koe saw that there could be bad things on the wheel, so I'm chucking you in as a sacrifice.’.”

Red: “That’s just mean!”

Boss: “HA HA.”

Red pouts.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now onto Nikoly! We start with ‘Fish, so nice smile so cute. I love fish :D - Kairos ps. Please don’t cook them ;-;’.”

Smile two :)

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up is ‘glub glub :D’.”

Glub glub :D

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And finally, the third one is… long. ‘This episode has made Nikoly one of my favorite characters in this show. Not only is he a fish - which is immediate bonus points - but he completely wiped the floor with his competitors in this challenge, only being beaten by Kris and N's Snowgrave arc. Plus, his personality developed, going from a bland character always on the sidelines to a force to be reckoned with making quips left and right and having snippets of knowledge of the outside, not being a burden to his character like Hyehehe or Bill while still giving him some fun moments. The Observed Nikoly part was the cherry on top, as it gave him an alter ego that makes things more interesting with fast-paced combat and the strength to defeat Lamb, who definitely would have wiped out everyone in his way had Nikoly not taken him out, and especially how Observed Nikoly turned the tides of the fight when Nikoly would have died if not for the twist. Good job, Nikoly. (Blocky and Red still have my support, though. Nikoly is just a higher priority after the events of this episode.)’.”

Nikoly: “Woohoo! I did it!”

Sundew: “Not yet. You could have the least votes.”

Nikoly: “:(“

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, who will be able to spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck? It’s…”

Drumroll…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Blocky, with seven votes!... even though he’s not even here…”

Nikoly: “Nooooo! This is so sad!”

Red: “I thought I had a chance because of last time, aw…”

Squid: “Fate will not always be in your favor.”

Nikoly: “That would go hard on a t-shirt.”

Squid: “...What”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s continue with Blocky’s final two vote reasons, beginning with ‘YUEUHRJEAJREUKJHFA OBJECT SHOW

HI BLOCkY

goes feral /j

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)’.”

Woodie: “Blocky sure does seem to have quite a lot of fans.”

Nikoly: “That’s why he has his own prank show!”

Sundew: “And how do you even know that?”

Nikoly: “I do not know.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Finally, for spin vote reasons, we have ‘blocky can you swear for the viewers we need entertainment -the goober’.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’m sure he would swear if he was here. Maybe next time, sorry.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, with that done, time for him to spin the wheel… well, he WOULD, if he wasn’t in an alternate dimension or whatever. So instead I guess I’ll have to spin it for him!”

Koe spawns in a plush version of Blocky, and makes it spin the wheel. It lands on…

‘Spin again, but second place spins as well’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, look at that, it seems like we’ll be having a double spin! Good job, Red!”

Red: “Oh, cool!”

Nikoly: “huh”

Lucy: “Lucky!”

Boss: “SERIOUSLY???”

Woodie: “Are you kidding us right now?”

Squid: “What?!”

Sundew: “That can happen?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yeah, that can happen.”

Koe spins the wheel for Blocky once again and lands on…

‘A book that gives all the information you want, but only you can read it’

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, I’ll give that to him once I bring him back, but that ain’t a bad prize at all! Now it’s Red’s turn!”

Koe stretches his arms to pull Red over, who spins the wheel lightly, landing on…

‘Immunity from this elimination, but it becomes a double elimination’

This immediately makes everyone, even Red, enter a cacophonous outrage because WHAT???

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ohhhhhhhh shit. I am TERRIBLY sorry but that was meant to be removed-”

Squid: “Then make him spin it again!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, the issue is, unless you have enough votes you physically can’t spin it, and you can only spin it once before it doesn’t let you anymore. It’s enchanted to do that. I can’t do anything about it. We have to do what it says now.”

Lucy: “Come on! That’s not fair!”

Boss: “THIS SUCKS.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, to make it up to you guys, I’ll bring in someone new to replace whoever else is eliminated this time! Deal?”

Silence. Then Nikoly gives a thumbs up.

Sundew: “What?”

Nikoly: “Hey, maybe they’ll be super strong and powerful! Who knows?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s the spirit! I’ll bring the new dude to you guys by tomorrow at the latest.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Though, with that over, it’s time to actually get to the main event… The elimination. We’ll be doing a final three instead of a final two like I would have originally done to accommodate for the… incident .”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Starting off, once again, everyone got at least one vote! Twice in a row! Crazy. Though, a lucky two ended up getting just one vote, those two being Nikoly and Sundew!”

Koe throws assorted hats at Nikoly and Sundew. Nikoly puts on the baseball cap that was thrown at him, while Sundew avoids whatever hat was flung at her.

Nikoly: “Let’s goooooo! No final three this time!”

Sundew: “Nice. I guess.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For vote reasons, Nikoly’s sole reason was ‘Fish.’.”

Nikoly: “:(“

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Sundew’s reason was ‘starry here n im fine!! see i didnt need the ergzsig,dgdaudguxgWHAT HAPPENED. uh I'm their gf...yes, they can pull. but why did xe START COUGHING BLOOD. also why am I writing here? ohh its like a voting thing I get it like those competition fanfics or whatever...but moving on, xe started coughing blood..... maybe I should read the fanfic first hold on BACK. so I found out xe signs xyr lil vote reasons so I will do that....also xyr white bedsheets are ruined :( maybe I should take them to the hospital.....yeah probably that, xe hasn't been paying attention to xyr physical and mental health right now soooo and maybe I could switch xyr votes??? starry uses any pronouns do not be alarmed!!! prefers they/them/their or xe/xem/xyr though - starry...well shes passed out, so.... moony? yeah, that.’. …Ok that can’t be good.”

Squid: “Did someone straight up just die while writing the vote reason?”

Boss is about to make a remark when Sundew slaps him.

Boss: “OW, FUCK.”

Sundew: “On a serious note that isn’t these buffoons saying inconsiderate crap, hopefully they end up healed.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yeah, same.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Let’s get to the next one safe, which is Blocky!”

Koe places a funny little top hat on the Blocky plush he’s holding.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For his first vote reason we have ‘I don’t want anyone to be eliminated so I chose the one that I thought would have the least impact if eliminated’.”

Boss: “THERE ARE BETTER PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR THAT REASON THAN HIM.”

Boss motions to Red, who doesn’t realize it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then, his second and final vote reason is ‘hnfaoifhnusaf’. Very informative.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next safe is Red, due to the prize from the IWoL!”

Koe tosses a cowboy hat to Red, who puts it on and thinks he looks really stylish with it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Originally, he had five votes, which would’ve put him in second place!”

Red: “That’s scary to think about…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For his vote reasons, we start with ‘I SAW RED VENT. RED IS THE IMPOSTOR. BLUE SAW THEM VENT TOO!’.”

Red: “I DIDN’T VENT!!!!!!!”

Blue, who is building a tower of dirt right outside, somehow senses he was mentioned and stares into the room with confusion. Koe opens the window to talk to him quickly.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Don’t worry, you’re fine, I don’t know what that voter’s talking about! Also stop building right in front of the elimination room.”

Blue gives a thumbs up before starting to destroy his tower, as Koe closes the window and returns back to his spot next to the holographic bar graph.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I AM TIRED OF SEEING IT. MY FRIENDS KEEP SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT IT, I AM TIRED OF THIS BEAN WITH A BONE INSIDE IT APPEARING ON MY “FOR YOU PAGE” MAKE IT STOP. Ahem I needed to get that out. - Sincerely Kairos.’.”

Squid: “Oh dear lord there’s memes about this guy???”

Woodie: “What’s a meme?”

Squid: “Be glad you don’t know what one is.”

Nikoly: “What did they do???”

Squid: “Horrors.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Red’s next reason is ‘i still think red is kinda sus. like in among us. also im just gonna vote for anyone that isnt blocky. bfdi (blockys funny doings international) is the only show ever! -para’.”

Nikoly: “Hah! See? I knew that Blocky had his own show!”

Boss: “WOW, THAT’S THE GRANDEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER. SO COOL.”

Nikoly: “I can tell you’re being sarcastic.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Up next is ‘No more among us references

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy heres today's fun fact

Fun fact: did you know that King Dedede was the antagonist of Kirby, but most of the time it's just because he gets mind controlled. That's all for today goodbye.’.”

Red: “Getting mind controlled must suck!”

Nikoly and Sundew both give looks to Red.

Red: “...What?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The last vote reason Red received is ‘*insert the entire "stop posting about among us" speech here*’.”

Sundew: “The what?”

Nikoly begins reciting it, but is quickly shut up by Squid slamming blocks into his face.

Nikoly: “Ow.”

Squid: “Deserved.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, we get to the final three… Boss, Squid, and Woodie and Lucy!”

Spotlights shine on the three. Boss is once again disinterested, Squid gives a disappointed expression, and Woodie is clutching onto Lucy as if his life depended on doing so.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, one of you three - well, four - actually only received two votes, but due to how we’re doing this said person has been brought to the final three! The eliminated two ended up getting nine votes and five votes, respectively.”

Squid: “I sure wonder who got that nine votes.”

Squid looks at Boss, who tries punching in retaliation.

Boss: “WHAT DID I DO TO YOU???”

Squid: “Nothing, but you were in the final three last time. It’s painfully obvious.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Eh, you never know!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, since the person with two votes ended up receiving no reasons, we’ll just get straight into the reveal!”

Once again a drumroll begins, and…

Boss has the nine votes.

Woodie and Lucy have the five votes.

And Squid received the two.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Oooh, tough luck, y’all!”

Koe throws a hat at Squid, who avoids it.

Boss: “SERIOUSLY?!”

Lucy: “I call foul play!”

Woodie: “I don’t think we’re gonna get out of this one, Lucy.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yep, there’s not much you can really do about it. Sorry, I’m not a fan of it either, but blame the wheel, not me.”

Squid: “Even when you were the one who forgot to remove the double elimination option?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “sh”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, vote reason time! Starting with Woodie and Lucy, the duo’s first vote reason is ‘they can go die’. Ooh, harsh.”

Lucy: “What did we ever do?!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I dunno, must’ve been bad though. Next reason is ‘i dont know very much of them or anyone in this team overall to be honest since this was such a tough decision to make, but i have an urge to vote woodie and lucy, so vote i must

-zapper (:3)’.”

Woodie: “What kind of urge does that?”

Lucy: “Rude ones. >(“

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then, we have ‘Crazy?

I was crazy Crazy?

I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room filled with rats. Rats make me crazy.

Crazy?’. And then that’s repeated, like, a billion times.”

Woodie: “What?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I do not know.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, the final reason for Woodie and Lucy is ‘Most of my submissions have been ranting, so I'll keep this one quick: They're 2 people in one slot, it's not fair. -Tayoga’.”

Woodie: “It’s a package deal. We’re not going anywhere without the other.”

Lucy: “Try to separate us and I’ll separate your arms from your body like tree branches!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now onto Boss, starting us off is ‘Admittedly, I probably should have voted Boss last time. He's more of a background character than the trio I mentioned last elimination, and both Nikoly and Woodie & Lucy have had some development this time around. Meanwhile, Boss remains with a stagnant personality who went out on his first battle in an embarrassing way. My formal apologies to King Dedede for picking him over Boss.’.”

Boss: “HARD DISAGREE.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘Kinda annoying.’.”

Boss: “ANNOYING? I’LL SHOW YOU ANNOYING-”

Sundew: “You can’t punch someone you can’t even interact with besides talking to a piece of paper.”

Boss: “SHUT YOUR TRAP.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Reason three is ‘he gives me vibes. no specific vibes but its negative vibes so ohand also because i dont wanna vote for anybody else so :tada: -the goober’.”

Boss: “PROCESS OF ELIMINATION. THE CRUELEST OF TACTICS.”

Nikoly: “Ha. Process of elimination -”

Boss: “STOP YOUR TOMFOOLERY RIGHT NOW OR YOU’LL BE SO BROKE INHERITING ALL OF A BILLIONAIRE’S MONEY WOULD STILL KEEP YOU IN DEBT.”

Nikoly: “D:”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Boss’s next vote reason is ‘idk i randomly chose out of the ones i dont know well sorry

ALSO I ACCIDENTALLY MISSED THE LAST FEW VOTES SORRY

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)’. Hey, no worries!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next to last is ‘it's bover...

(bover deez nuts lmao)’.”

Boss: “YOU SINS WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR DEMISE AND THOSE ABOVE WILL NOT BE MERCIFUL TO YOU.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Wow, you’re more pissed off than normal today-”

Boss: “I WONDER WHY, IT COULDN’T BE THAT I GOT CLOSE TO HALF THE FUCKING VOTES! ”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “jesus christ”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, last reason, ‘Same vote as last time. Everyone else really showed off their strengths this time around (especially Nikoly), while Boss still remains the least interesting of the bunch.’.”

Nikoly: “Wow, people really grew on me this time around!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Indeed they did, however not everyone is lucky! And as such, it’s time for these two to go into the THoE!”

Koe pulls out the THoE, and points it at Boss before activating its beam, causing him to vanish into it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One out of… three, technically.”

Koe then turns to face Woodie and Lucy.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Any last words, you two?”

Lucy: “Whoever replaces us better be a certified tree chopper or I will be mad!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, cool, now bye bye!”

The THoE fires a laser at Woodie and Lucy, sucking in both.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welp, that’s over now. See you all outside for the challenge!”

Koe walks out of the room.

Squid: “This keeps getting worse and worse.”

Sundew: “If only Blocky was actually here we wouldn’t be in this spot. That stupid idiot…”

Nikoly: “I mean, hey, it could be worse! We coulda gotten a triple elimination!”

Sundew: “Don’t jinx it.”

The four leave the room, with Red bringing the Blocky plush to act as a temporary replacement for the currently-gone contestant.

Cut to outside, where Koe is reviving Flowey and Nacho.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, there we go, dead people back! Now we can start.”

The two contestants head to the group of contestants lounging in front of the building as Koe prepares to explain the contest.

Pizza Steve: “How’d you even die?”

Flowey: “All I’ll say is it was graphic as shit.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alrighty, everyone, your contest this time around will be a game of murder mystery! Each team will be teleported into a building where they’ll be able to have a bit of time to plan before the lights go off and one person will kill another. Then your team will have to figure out who the murderer is in three guesses. If you don’t get the murderer in your limited amount of picks, or every other team figures it out before you, then your team is up for elimination! Along with that, any murderer left undiscovered by the time the challenge ends will receive an advantage next episode, so try your best to keep things under wraps! With that said, let’s begin!”

Koe snaps, and each team is teleported into a decently sized room with some furniture. Cut to BFDI’s room, where the four present members, plus the Blocky plush, all sit around.

Squid: “The tactic is really just to wait around and do nothing?”

Sundew: “What else are we supposed to do? Got anything better?”

Squid: “...”

Squid: “I admit you’re right on that front, but there must be an alternative solution.”

Red: “I’m pretty well-versed in this type of thing! I do it all the time!”

Nikoly: “Give us your wisdom, bean man, and tell us what to do!”

Red: “Well-”

The lights shut off right at that time, leaving everyone in the dark.

Red: “-Hey, come on, who turned off the lights?- AGH-”

The Among Us kill sound effect plays. The lights come on a few seconds later, showing Red’s dead body on the floor, once again with a singular bone.

Nikoly: “Noooooo! Now we’ll never know what to do here!”

Sundew: “Well, clearly the murderer didn’t want us knowing. I’m going to check to see what killed him.”

Squid: “Literally anything hard enough could kill him.”

Sundew: “There may be additional holes in his body, don’t go around making quick assumptions.”

Sundew walks up to the body and inspects it, as Nikoly decides to do a little trolling.

Nikoly: “I believe I know who the murderer is!...”

Nikoly points to the Blocky plush, as dramatic music plays.

Nikoly: “Him!”

Squid and Sundew both look at Nikoly with unamused expressions.

Sundew: “Please tell me you’re not being serious.”

Nikoly: “I’m not a complete idiot, I’m just joking around! …Or am I?”

Dramatic music plays again.

Nikoly: “Okay, but yeah seriously, obviously messing around. Dark humor!”

Squid: “Really? Right now, of all times?”

Nikoly: “Hey, it loosens tensions!”

Sundew finishes inspecting Red’s body, where a circular hole is seen in his torso.

Sundew: “Some sort of circular object must have pierced through him. Clearly, it’s one of you two, because I don’t have any weapons on me.”

Squid: “Of course you’d be saying that you’re safe.”

Nikoly: “Hey, I’d trust her here!”

Squid: “And of course you would.”

Cut to IDIOT’s room.

Warrior: “What if we all stick together so nobody can die?”

Science Bear: “I regret to inform you that I doubt that will be effective, as the lights will be off, allowing the murderer to kill regardless of the distance between us all.”

Warrior: “Oh, phooey!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “What do you suggest we do then, if you’re so smart?”

Science Bear: “Well, I think-”

The lights go off exactly at that moment.

Science Bear: “...nevermind then.”

The sound of stabbing can be heard for a quick second, before the lights turn back on, with Warrior impaled by his own sword.

Science Bear: “That is quite the grisly sight.”

Charles: “Noooo!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Jesus fucking christ that’s brutal. Stabbed by his very own weapon. ”

Science Bear: “Well, it’s crucial we begin figuring out who the murderer may be as soon as possible. Does anyone have any leads before I start investigating?”

Silence ensues for a moment, before Hyehehe tries saying something, being quickly shushed by a few members.

Science Bear: “Alright, with that in mind, I’ll go out on a limb and state my first suspicion…”

Science Bear points to Enderman.

Science Bear: “Enderman. We already know how aggressive they can get when angered, accidentally or intentionally, so it would not be too far of a stretch that they could have committed the crime.”

Enderman, who is facing upwards so as to not accidentally kill anyone, makes an outraged sound - not the murderous intent type, but the annoyed-at-being-accused type.

Test Tube: “He’s got a point! I don’t mean to appropriate behavior, but it’s possible it was done by accident! No judgment on that front, by the way, I wouldn’t blame you.”

Blue tries to advocate for Enderman’s innocence, but it is to no avail, as the other team members - minus Hyehehe, who for some ungodly reason decided to vote Warrior instead - decide to vote out Enderman. A mechanical hand promptly grabs the lanky contestant and drags them off to who knows where.

Science Bear: “Now, to see if the hypothesis is correct…”

A paper falls to the floor, reading ‘Enderman was not the murderer. Two votes remain.’

Science Bear: “Oh dear, it appears my calculations did not come to fruition correctly.”

Charles: “Well, we still have two more chances!”

Blue takes the time to explain that Enderman always makes a screeching sound when angered, so it couldn’t have been them.

Science Bear: “Ah, that makes sense! Would have been useful to know that beforehand, but we can’t do much about that now.”

Cut to RCoKJ’s room, where the entire team is lounging about.

King Julien: “Doesn’t seem we’ve got any murderers to watch out for yet! Good job, guys!”

Glendale: “I dunno, though, it could happen at any moment…”

Spider-Ham: “Why don’t we try stopping anyone that could kill before they can?”

Rocket: “Are you sure that’ll work?”

Spider-Ham: “If we try hard enough it can!-”

The lights shut off right as Spider-Ham says that.

Spider-Ham: “Oh, curses!”

Donkey: “Hey, that was some ironic timin- JASKFAKSFLAFEMDWER-”

The lights turn on, and Donkey is lying on the floor dead. …And his front legs are gone. What.

Spider-Ham: “Not Donkey!”

King Julien: “Oh dear, it seems we’ve now got a murderer on our hands! But first, before we search for the perpetrator, we must hold a funeral.”

For a few seconds Donkey is buried in a grave while the rest of the team is suddenly in funeral attire, being silent.

Ploque: “...”

Ploque: “How did we even get here?”

It then cuts back to the previous scene.

Lamb: “If anyone here is good at forensics, we can check what Donkey’s cause of death is and try to pick out potential killers.”

Ploque: “I guess I’ll try! I can’t guarantee I’ll do the best, though.”

Lamb: “The stage is yours, then.”

Ploque walks over to Donkey’s dead, front-leg-less body and begins inspecting it while Spider-Ham silently weeps in the background.

Ploque: “Well, it seems he died by being choked with a super strong grip… which I can at the least say clears Rocket completely.”

Rocket: “Woooo! Let’s go!”

Ploque: “Now who else can we cross off the list of potential killers?”

Glendale: “Well, I don’t believe King Julien would kill his own subjects, and Spider-Ham’s currently grieving hard…”

Spider-Ham: “Too soon, my friend, too soon…”

Glendale: “Plus, I really don’t like even the thought of killing people. That’d clear all three of us!”

Ploque: “Well, then that just leaves Carl, Lamb… and me.”

Rocket: “Ooh! Idea! We just vote all you three out so that we’re right no matter what!”

Lamb: “Are you kidding me, that’s a HORRIBLE idea!”

Ploque: “...Says one of the suspects.”

Lamb: “As if you’re not one too.”

King Julien: “Alright, you two, settle down!”

Lamb grumbles as Ploque immediately quiets down.

King Julien: “Rocket’s idea does hold some merit, so I think going ahead with it should be our plan of action!”

Rocket: “Yay!”

King Julien: “However, first we need to decide an order of elimination so that it takes less time to get the murderer out.”

Lamb: “...”

Lamb: “Fine.”

King Julien: “Splendid! Now, time to figure out who…”

Cut to CF’s room. There’s an uncomfortable silence lingering through the air.

Wheatley: “...Anybody wanna play poker?”
Flowey: “Who the hell plays poker?”

Wheatley: “I do!”

Flowey: “You’re boring then!”

Wheatley: “Shush your yap, you bloody bastard!”

Flowey mockingly gasps.

Flowey: “Wow. I am. So hurt. Definitely crying inside right now. Yep.”

The awkward silence returns, and stays for a while until the lights turn off.

Amazing, you didn’t have it happen right when someone’s finishing a sentence for once.

Shut up

Hey, I should have the right to make fun of you since we’re here because of you- Stanley. Stanley no.

Anyways, while the lights are off, a loud shattering sound happens, making Wheatley yelp in surprise. Flowey bursts out laughing before the light turns on, where he then makes a neutral face upon seeing that the shattering sound was from Amelia dying.

Flowey: “Oh. Dang.”

Pizza Steve: “Ugh, let’s just get this over with fast, alright, bros?”

Flowey: “Eh, sure, whatever, this place sucks anyways!”

Wheatley: “I, for one, think it was Flowey who committed the crime!”

Flowey: “Seriously?!”

Kris writes on a piece of paper ‘you did laugh at wheatley being frightened by amelia’s shattering’.

Pizza Steve: “I’ve gotta agree with the other two here.”

I can’t help but feel we’re making the wrong decision here. You get me, Stanley? …no? Well then, I guess it’s just a personal hunch.

And meanwhile, N stares creepily at Flowey. …Weird.

Flowey: “What about N? It’s probably him!”

Wheatley: “There is no way it’d be him, he doesn’t kill people randomly, like you do, Mr. ‘Kill or be Killed’.”

Flowey: “How do you even know that phrase?!”

A mechanical hand from the ceiling plucks Flowey from the ground.

Flowey: “UNHAND ME!”

Pizza Steve: “Ow, headache.”

Flowey is taken away, and a while later, a paper falls to the floor.

Pizza Steve: “...Flowey wasn’t the killer. Back to square one.”

Wheatley: “Come on! He was being super suspicious! Darn you, cruel world!”

Maybe Flowey was telling the truth about it being N?

…yeah, you’re right, that’s stupid.

Cut to NNIT’s room. The lights are already off, though Torch God is naturally lighting up everything around them. Though everyone else is in the complete dark.

Artificer: “I thought we were supposed to have time before this happens.”

Nacho: “It makes things faster. I’m not complaining.”

Plasma Ball?: “Me neither, I quite like the darkness!”

The lights turn on to reveal Plankton has been smashed to bits.

Artificer: “I feel like we all know who it is, right?”

Torch God writes ‘YES’, as the other members of NNIT agree… besides Bill.

Bill Cipher: “Now what are you getting at?”

The Knight points their nail at Bill, as Artificer answers.

Artificer: “You killed him.”

Bill Cipher: “Oh, come on! Seriously?! We just started and you’re already accusing? Shame on you all! Shame!”

Artificer: “Stop the acting, it’s as clear as day.”

Bill sighs, accepting he’s been caught.

Bill Cipher: “I take opportunities when they come, can you blame me?”

Torch God writes ‘ACTUALLY WE CAN’.

Bill Cipher: “It was a rhetorical, asshole.”

A mechanical hand snatches Bill and takes him away. NNIT is then teleported out of the room, with Plankton also being revived.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats for being the first team safe, Not Naming It That!”

Torch God writes ‘WOOHOO’.

Bill Cipher: “I’m still pissed about not being able to get away from it! Thanks a lot, you jerks.”

Plankton: “You deserve it for killing me, you punk!-”

Bill turns Plankton to stone.

Bill Cipher: “Nah.”

Artificer: “...Of course.”

Cut back to BFDI, where Sundew is staring monotonously at Nikoly and Squid.

Sundew: “Well, one of you has to tell the truth now, or we’re going to lose another member, and we’re already low as is. Even if the prospect of an advantage is enticing, it doesn’t have any merit when we’ll also lose a member in return.”

Squid: “Do you really expect that to work? Scare tactics aren’t the most effective.”

Nikoly: “You’re only saying that because you’re the murderer!”

Squid: “Oh really? Prove it then. You can’t-”

Nikoly pulls out a scythe, having it spin in the air, then puts the blade in the hole in Red’s body… it’s smaller.

Nikoly: “See, if it was truly me who did it, then there wouldn’t have been as large a hole!”

Squid looks stunned for a moment, before reverting to his normal persona.

Squid: “What about your coins?”

Nikoly pulls out a large Espacoin and drops it on the hole, showing that it’s actually bigger.

Nikoly: “I don’t have any more weapons in my arsenal, so clearly, you must have used a spike to impale Red in the dark!”

Squid: “...”

Sundew: “Yeah, the evidence does seem pretty stacked up against you, Squid.”

Squid inhales.

Squid: “Yes, I conducted the murder of Red. Can you blame me, though? That pest is constantly annoying and against our plans, despite us being on the same team! Plus, you heard him, he has tactics for this kind of event. It would be easier for the culprit to be discovered if he was left to live.”

Nikoly: “I dunno, man, he just seems like a chill dude.”

Sundew: “Regardless of your opinions on Red, you’re done for.”

Nikoly: “Well, not technically, because this is actually a good thing, but yeah you’re gone now! Bye!”

A mechanical hand grabs Squid and takes him away. Seconds later, the three BFDI members, along with a newly revived Red, appear outside the room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Despite your meager numbers, you guys managed to grab second place! Good job, Blocky’s Funny Doings International!”

Red: “My death wasn’t in vain, woo!”

Squid: “I’m still annoyed about not getting that advantage.”

Nikoly: “It’s for the greater good.”

Squid: “Well, fuck the greater good, then.”

Nikoly: “Aw :(“

Cut to IDIOT, where Science Bear is writing notes down on everyone remaining in the room, as the other team members sit around. Eventually, he comes to a conclusion, and stands up.

Science Bear: “I have created a new hypothesis as to who the murderer may be, my fellow team members.”

The other members of IDIOT arise in interest.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Don’t screw things up again.”

Science Bear: “I’m 99.9% certain that things will go fine this time around!”

Science Bear: “Now, after evaluating all the information I have so far on all of us here, I’ve gone through a process of elimination to get to two suspects. First off, Charles is clearly not the murderer, as Warrior is his friend and he doesn’t strike me as a backstabber. Secondly, I plan on not incriminating myself falsely, so I’ve eliminated myself from the running as well. Charlie has publicly stated his distaste for violence, and Test Tube does not seem like a dangerous person to me, so that only leaves Blue and Hyehehe.”

The end of Science Bear’s speech leaves Blue defending himself, while Hyehehe laughs maniacally.

Hyehehe: “Oh, hyehehehehehe, a suspect? Preposterous!”

Science Bear: “Now, of course, these picks are not uneducated - for Hyehehe, we’ve already established that they’re… chaotic. It would not be out of the question for it to be the murderer. On the other hand, Blue’s fighting skills are immaculate and his silence would keep any murder under wraps, so he could have easily committed the crime. Out of these two, though, I have to say…”

Science Bear takes a breath.

Science Bear: “Blue is the most likely suspect in my eyes.”

Blue enters a silent outrage at this, while Test Tube seems hesitant on the idea.

Test Tube: “Are you really sure about this, Science Bear? I don’t think Blue would just haphazardly kill one of our team members!”

Science Bear: “Hyehehe may appear clinically insane-”

Hyehehe: “That I am, hyehehehehehe! Or am I? You will never know!”

Science Bear: “...but we’ve all seen Blue’s insane fighting abilities. It is a 90% possibility that Blue killed Warrior in order to claim the advantage for the next challenge, plus, we can’t truly be sure of his intentions. All we’ve seen of his personality is bits and pieces shown purely by actions.”

Charles: “I dunno, but… I guess I’ll go with Blue!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Yeah, no, it’s gotta be Hyehehe, seriously man?”

Hyehehe: “I vote for Warrior! Again! Hyehehehe!”

Science Bear: “As my vote is already clear, I will refrain from restating it.”

Blue turns to Test Tube, trying to feign innocence, while pointing to Hyehehe in a manner that says that his vote is against the weird hyena man. Test Tube considers her options for a moment, before coming to a decision.

Test Tube: “...I’m sorry, Blue, but Science Bear’s evidence is too much to vote for Hyehehe instead…”

Test Tube: Please don’t take it personally, though.”

Blue looks hurt by the choice, before being snatched by a claw and taken away, which Blue protests silently. A paper falls to the ground soon after, which Charlie reads out.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Blue was not the murderer… oh, come on, seriously?”

Hyehehe: “The innocent drop like flies! The murderer remains in secret! Who will truly come out on top?”

Hyehehe laughs again, causing an unamused look from Charlie.

Cut to RCoKJ, where about half the team is having a discussion about who should go first.

Glendale: “Well, Lamb kinda gives me bad vibes, so I wanna say him, but Carl… he’s also kinda scary!”

Spider-Ham: “I gotta agree with you on the front of Lamb, but I could see it being Ploque! She could’ve snapped from feeling like an outcast…”

Rocket: “It’s gotta be Carl! Trust me, he’s a really creepy person, eugh…”

King Julien: “Hm…”

King Julien: “Well, if we can’t get to a decision, we should let the three suspects figure things out!”

Rocket: “That works!”

Spider-Ham: “Sounds good to me.”

Glendale: “Better than this, I suppose!”

King Julien struts over to Carl, Lamb, and Ploque.

King Julien: “Alright, you three, we’ve come to a decision!...”

Lamb: “Which is?”

King Julien: “You guys are picking who’ll go first!”

King Julien: “We, uh, couldn’t figure anything out ourselves.”

Ploque sighs in disappointment.

Ploque: “Well, let’s get this over with!”

Ploque pulls out some saws.

Ploque: “See these? These are the only things I’ve ever used to attack someone, here or back home, and even then I’ve only actually used them with the intent to harm twice! So, clearly, I couldn’t have choked Donkey to death. Plus, he lost his front legs! Why would I do that?”

Lamb: “Well, whenever I must bring something to their demise, I may have some odd ways of killing from an outsider’s perspective, but I haven’t choked anyone to death. I have nothing against Donkey, anyways, I see him as an ally and not a threat.”

Lastly, Carl remains silent for a few seconds, before speaking up…

Carl: “I do not kill people. It is my least favorite thing to do.”

Ploque raises a metaphorical eyebrow at this.

Ploque: “Carl, are you sure about that?”

Carl: “Indeed I am, I do not stab people! Or choke them.”

Ploque stares at Carl menacingly for a moment.

Carl: “Okay, maybe I grabbed his throat for a bit. It was a coping mechanism, I’m scared of the dark.”

Ploque: “...Carl.”

Carl: “Alright, fine, I choked him to death, the possibility of getting an advantage is very enticing!”

Carl: “...And I needed meat.”

Rocket: “...Why’d you need meat?”

Carl: “For my meat dragon.”

Rocket stares at Carl dumbfounded for a moment, before leaving to a corner of the room to puke.

King Julien: “Well, that’s enough of that! Carl, I’m sorry to say that we’ll have to vote you out.”

Carl imitates a shrug, as a mechanical hand picks him up and takes him away, with the team being teleported out seconds later - along with Donkey being revived, of course.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats! While not landing super high, you guys ended up taking the true neutral spot with third place, Royal Circle of King Julien!”

King Julien: “Hey, not too shabby!”

Donkey: “Hell yeah, I’m back and ready for action!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now only two teams remain - IDIOT and Cool Friends. Who will prevail? We’ll have to wait and see!”

Meanwhile, in CF’s room, Pizza Steve and Wheatley have come to a conclusion.

Pizza Steve: “Kris, we apologize, but we think you killed Amelia.”

Kris gives a blank expression, simply writing ‘bruh’ on a piece of paper.

Wheatley: “Look, friend, you are the only one here with a weapon!”

Kris points at N’s tail. N is still standing incredibly still. Like, frighteningly still. It’s a little scary.

Pizza Steve: “He wouldn’t hurt a fly, you really think he did it?”

Kris looks to Stanley for backup…

I dunno, I’ve been thinking more about what Flowey said. You reckon he’s right?

…Yeah, it is pretty outlandish. Kris is an easier option.

Stanley shakes his head no, making Kris accept defeat and be taken away… a paper appears shortly after, which falls on Wheatley’s face.

Wheatley: “Oh bloody hell, straight on my face? How inconvenient!”

Pizza Steve takes the paper off the personality core’s face and reads it.

Pizza Steve: “Wrong again? Come on!”

This makes CF and IDIOT tied for failed votes, both teams having one more try before they’re up for elimination. The stakes are high, but eventually…

Charlie makes a stand.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Science Bear, you’ve gone ahead and eliminated two innocent people, how do we know you aren’t the murderer trying to cover up your tracks?”

Charlie’s claim slightly spooks Science Bear, who instantly goes on the defensive, albeit in a calm and collected manner.

Science Bear: “All I’ve done is used observations and data to determine who is the most likely to be the culprit of the crime.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Yet, both times you’ve failed because of certain factors you refuse to use! I mean, come on, Enderman was trying not to kill anyone by staring upwards before you decided booting them was the best plan, and Blue seemed genuinely saddened when you guys decided to vote him out. It’s as clear as a bell that you’re just trying to let the killer win, even if they aren’t you.”

Science Bear: “That is not the truth in any way, shape, or form, I’m trying to be of assistance-”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Can it. The evidence is stacked against you. I’m voting for Science Bear, anyone joining?”

Charles hesitates before nodding in agreement.

Charles: “He is being… very suspicious.”

Hyehehe, on the other hand, bursts out laughing.

Hyehehe: “Oh, glorious! The great Hyehehe takes the bounty! Science Bear will fall by our very own hands!”

Three votes against Science Bear. Enough to get him taken away by the mechanical hand in the ceiling. Test Tube stands still in a mix of confusion of the turning on Science Bear and the fear of Science Bear truly being the murderer, but this is quickly resolved when the entire team, including dead people and people voted out, are teleported into the outside.

Warrior: “Oh, did we win? Woo!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Unfortunately, no, you did not. You guys voted out the wrong person all three times, and Hyehehe - the murderer - got off scot free.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Science Bear silently slinks away as the team looks defeated, besides Hyehehe, who is boasting about their own personal win.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And that means…”

Koe snaps, summoning the CF members next to IDIOT.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “You guys are automatically safe due to IDIOT’s failing!”

Wheatley: “That’s a relief!”

Pizza Steve: “Wait, but who was the murderer then?...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Good question, which I’m actually going to get to! Since neither one of you two teams ended up discovering the killer, Hyehehe and N will both have an advantage in the next challenge!”

Pizza Steve’s expression changes from mere confusion to one of denial. N? The murderer?

Flowey: “I told you guys! We could’ve gotten out of there faster if you actually LISTENED!!!”

Kris writes ‘n hasn’t done anything remotely like killing before, how were we supposed to believe you’.

Flowey: “Personal experience, duh!”

Kris makes a silent sigh as the screen pans to Pizza Steve, still in denial.

Pizza Steve: “But… N wouldn’t do that! Koe’s gotta be lying for fun or something, there’s no way…”

Pizza Steve turns to N, who stares monotonously, and says one singular sentence.

N: “...”

N: “I must get stronger.”

N opens up his wings and flies off, leaving Pizza Steve more bewildered. Amelia tries comforting him, but he pushes her away and tries chasing after N.

Wheatley: “Well, that’s quite the twist.”

Amelia sighs.

Amelia: “...I only hope this doesn’t end up badly… …We don’t need infighting… …like some of the other teams have…”

Wheatley: “I’m sure all will be well in the end! Just gotta stay positive! Woooo!”

Wheatley rolls away as the screen pans to Koe.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, you know what time it is now, viewers - time to vote on that little poll down there somewhere!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And that does remind me, I gotta bring Blocky back-”

A portal appears on its own, with Blocky stepping out of it.

Blocky: “Hey guys, so turns out those unicorns I followed were actually chaos spirits and now I sent them away to some alternate dimension, pretty funny, right?”

The four other members of BFDI stare at him.

Blocky: “...What?”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Koe is seen outside the building, looking over something on his screen.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This could do.”

He then snaps, and a… tree is summoned. It immediately looks around confused.

Tree-y: “♪ where have i appeared            this place is weird ♪”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, you, my friend, have been chosen to join my competition!”

Tree-y: “♪ that sounds very cool              i hope it is not cruel ♪”

Koe realizes he might have made a mistake with picking someone, but decides to roll with it anyways…

Chapter Text

The episode starts with BFDI sitting at one of the tables in the cafeteria while waiting for their new team member. …And the Blocky plush is there too. Still with a top hat. Blocky seemingly just realizes it’s there.

Blocky: “...What the block is that?”

Nikoly stops eating the ham sandwich he’s having to answer.

Nikoly: “It’s a plush that Mr. Koe made of you when you were gone with those weird unicorns! I don’t know why we still have it, though.”

Red pats the Blocky plush.

Red: “It’s funny…”

Blocky: “.”

Blocky: “Okay then, whatever!”

Squid: “When is that damned host going to get here?”

Sundew: “Probably also working on elimination setup, give him a break.”

Squid: “Probable, I suppose.”

Nikoly: “What do you guys think the new guy will be like?”

Blocky: “I hope they’re a prankster like me! Ha ha!”

Squid: “Someone who is strong would be most beneficial.”

Sundew: “As long as they’re not an idiot I’m fine with anything.”

Red: “I just hope they don’t hate me…”

Nikoly: “I myself…”

Nikoly: “Think it would be pretty funny if they were just a tree that sings!”

The rest of the team stares down Nikoly.

Nikoly: “...Am I alone on this? Aw.”

As if on cue, the doors to the cafeteria open, as Koe enters.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Apologies I’m late, y’all! Had to fix a wiring issue with one of the mechanical hands, took a whole hour, heh… Anyways, I’ve got the new teammate with me! Introducing…”

Koe steps out of the way, as the silhouette of the newbie is seen. Blocky, Red, and Nikoly all make the BFDI gasp sound???...

Tree-y: “♪ i have joined the team          i am filled with glee ♪”

Squid: “...”

Blocky: “Aw HELLLLLLLLLL naw”

Sundew: “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

Nikoly celebrates his weirdly correct guess.

Nikoly: “LET’S GOOOOOOO”

Red ignores the other four and walks up to Tree-y to formally greet him.

Red: “Welcome to the team, friend!”

Tree-y: “♪ its my pleasure to arrive                       i hope we all thrive ♪”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Before I leave, here’s your prize from last elimination, Blocky!”

Koe hands Blocky a book with a peculiar cover.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, bye! See y’all after the elimination!”

Koe walks out.

Tree-y: “♪ we will meet again                   goodbye for now friend ♪”

Blocky: “Wonder what this book does?”

Squid: “If I’m recalling correctly, I believe it tells you any information you desire, but only you can read it.”

Blocky: “Sick! So, like, if I ask it…”

Blocky: “Who’s up for elimination this time?”

The book shows ‘IDIOT’, however only Blocky can see this.

Blocky: “Sweet, it works!”

Nikoly: “Dang, if only we could see it…”

Squid: “I feel like that would ruin the effect of it.”

Sundew: “What do you even plan on doing with that thing?”

Blocky: “I’m gonna keep it in my room for now. Plan on using it when the time comes!”

Sundew: “Surprisingly not a bad idea, wow.”

Tree-y: “♪ this is so cool                              uh ♪”

Red: “It’s okay, you’ll think of a rhyme sometime!”

Cut to a far distance away from the main building, where Lamb is casually eating a burger as Plasma Ball is working on building some kind of statue. Warrior is also there, though he’s just watching.

Warrior: “What’s up with her? She’s acting kinda weird… Not to mention those glowing eyes!”

Lamb: “Oh, trust me, Warrior, it is nothing to fear. It’s a ‘curse’ - though that name can be considered a misnomer - that I’ve placed that makes her more agreeable in relation to this cult’s motives!”

Warrior: “Why not just ask her normally?”

Lamb: “I tried. It failed. I didn’t want it to come to me using magic, but you gotta do what you gotta do, y’know?”

Warrior: “...Yeah, I guess! But something about it still feels off, especially the eyes…”

Lamb: “Don’t ask me about the eyes. I guess it just signifies that I applied the curse.”

Plasma Ball finishes an arm of the statue and turns to Lamb and Warrior.

Plasma Ball?: “Progress is great so far!”

Lamb: “As expected. You’re free to continue onwards. I will allow a short break after the other arm is done.”

Warrior: “Hey, why aren’t I helping at all?”

Lamb: “This job is, in a technical way, a way of condoning for rejection of joining the cult earlier.”

Warrior: “I… guess that’s fair?”

Warrior: “When are we gonna get more people, anyways? It’s only been me until yesterday!”

Lamb: “Oh, trust me, I have plans on what people we should indo-”

Lamb catches himself just before he says the wrong word.

Lamb: “...recruit.”

Warrior doesn’t realize what Lamb was about to say, and nods.

Warrior: “Sounds good! I can probably get my buddy Charles to join in too, if he… doesn’t get eliminated today…”

Lamb: “Well, if he is lucky and survives, I’m sure he will be of great assistance.”

Lamb: “For now, I suggest you head back and go to the waiting room to await the upcoming elimination. I give you my good wishes for this event.”

Warrior: “Alrighty! Thanks, Lamb!”

Warrior begins running back to the building. Lamb watches him fade into the distance, before turning to the statue.

Lamb: “Soon, I will begin my reign over this realm…”

Cut to Pizza Steve lying down on the floor in his room. The door is opened lightly by Amelia, who is clearly worried about him.

Pizza Steve: “...”

Pizza Steve: “I’m trying to rest here…”

The door is opened wider, and the candle enters.

Amelia: “It’s not healthy for you to just stay cooped up in your room…”

Pizza Steve: “But I don’t know what else to do!”

Pizza Steve: “I’m just… really stressed about what’s happened to N… he completely shut down from all of us, and then he’s a killer now?! None of this makes sense…”

Amelia: “I don’t know why it’s happened either, but… The best you can do is try to focus on other things.”

Pizza Steve: “I’d try, but there’s nothing else I can think about when the thoughts of worrying about him plague my mind!”

Amelia: “...After the challenge, I’ll try to help you out more. I can’t do much right now… as it’s likely we’ll get interrupted…”

Pizza Steve sighs.

Pizza Steve: “Alright… but can you leave? I’d like to be in solitude for now…”

Amelia: “If you insist… but don’t forget to come out once the challenge is about to begin…”

Amelia leaves the room, closing the door shortly. She then walks out to the main hall, where Flowey, Stanley, and Wheatley are waiting.

Flowey: “Is he gonna stop moping around or what?”

Wheatley: “Hey, that’s quite insensitive of you!”

Flowey: “It’s not my fault I’m not the ‘feelings connoisseur’ or whatever.”

Amelia: “He’s… not doing too good… but he should at least come along for the challenge… I’ll try talking with him once it’s over.”

Well, at least not all is lost. I still have some bad feelings about N’s current state, but I’m sure things will get better at some point.

Flowey: “Ya better make sure he gets his head back in the game, cause I’m not losing because of some sappy shit!”

Wheatley: “Come on, I just said you were being insensitive!-”

Flowey: “Yea, yea, shut up and let me be the aggressive one.”

Why must Flowey be so… abhorrent, for lack of a better term?

Cut to a lounge room, where Kris is chilling on a couch while drinking a soda. However, an odd silhouette appears behind them… They realize, however, and quickly leap off the couch and onto the floor upright, holding their sword. However, this is when they see that the figure is… N?

Something’s off, though. His movements… they’re much more janky. And on his screen, instead of his eyes or even an X, there’s one regular eye and one… irregular symbol in place of the other.

Kris keeps focus on the weird-acting N, slowly approaching while holding their sword out. N’s symbol eye changes appearance as Kris’s sword is suddenly flung straight past their neck and into the wall, frightening them.

Kris hastily writes on a paper ‘n what the hell has gotten into you???’. And, N begins to reply… except some other voice comes out of his mouth instead of his own.

???: “Serial Designation N is gone.”

This just makes things even more confusing for Kris. They once again write down ‘who the hell are you then’.

???: “Annoyed look. That is not important.”

Angry with the lack of answers, Kris writes down one final question…

‘what do you want from me’

???: “Smile. You brought Serial Designation N to a mental place where I could take control. And I will repay that kindness by destroying your competition. The gemstone will be mine and yours.”

Kris is trapped in a state of confusion after this. Some force has taken over N, and now… wants to kill every single other contestant in this competition? Without a true answer to give to the response, Kris simply nods in understanding, before backing away and leaving, forgetting to take their sword with them.

???: “Smirk. Step one complete.”

Cut to Bill Cipher reading something on a phone outside the building, before making a gasping face.

Bill Cipher: “Oh COME ON, REALLY?”

Artificer, who is watching over Nacho and Plankton - the two contestants attempting to fling rocks at each other - turns to Bill Cipher in one swift motion.

Artificer: “What the hell managed to make you pissed off?”

Bill Cipher: “Nothing your puny mortal brain would understand, just the competition I was in before going here got PUT ON HIATUS. And replaced with season three! What the hell!”

…I said before that wasn’t canon-

Bill Cipher: “Shut your out-of-this-plane mouth.”

damn

Artificer: “...What was that?”

Bill Cipher: “Something you couldn’t comprehend. Ha!”

Artificer: “Why do you have to be like this.”

Bill Cipher: “Because I can! By the way, you failed your job.”

Bill points to behind Artificer, where Nacho and Plankton have started rapidly flinging the rocks at each other’s faces.

Artificer: “Did you really just distract me just so they could start fighting???”

Bill Cipher: “Who knows? Maybe I did! Ha!”

Bill tap-dances away with an evil grin as Artificer makes a frustrated noise.

Meanwhile, Lamb and Plasma Ball (how did they get to the building so fast??? we’ll never know probably) walk by Artificer, who quickly notices.

Artificer: “Plasma Ball, what are you doing with Lamb?”

Lamb expected this to happen sooner or later, so he takes a calm approach to the situation.

Plasma Ball?: “I’m just hanging out with someone, nothing much!”

Artificer: “You’re acting… extremely out of character, admittedly. But sure, do whatever, I could care less at this point if I must be honest. Gotta deal with these guys anyways.”

Lamb and Plasma Ball continue onwards.

Cut to inside the hallways of the building, where Warrior is running through it like a maze, trying to find the waiting room for the elimination area. Eventually, he kicks down the right door into the waiting room.

Warrior: “Finally! That was taking forever! Felt like an endless maze, heh.”

…The elimination had already started, as evident by the open door to the elimination area.

Warrior: “I am so far behind oh no-”

Warrior runs through the door, sliding into a seat next to the other members of IDIOT.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This time, we got- OH.”

Warrior: “Sorry I’m late, everyone! Got occupied.”

Science Bear: “It is good to see that you made it regardless of your unknown activities taking up time.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “What were you even doing?”

Warrior: “Confidential!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Sounds suspicious, but you do you.”

Enderman gives a quick glare at Warrior, assuming something different from what Warrior actually meant, though Warrior, as the oblivious fool he is, doesn’t notice this gesture.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, without being interrupted, let’s actually do the elimination!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This time around, we got thirty-one votes! The number just keeps growing and growing! And starting off the spin votes, Warrior and Science Bear ended up with absolutely none!”

Science Bear: “That’s an unfortunate event to have occurred.”

Warrior: “Aw, dang…”

Charles: “Maybe next time you’ll get some, Warrior!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto people who actually did get votes, Hyehehe got two!”

Hyehehe: “The glorious Hyehehe shall spin regardless!”

Hyehehe actually ends up spinning the wheel, but Koe grabs them and glues them down into their seat before stopping the wheel’s turning.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, no tomfoolery right now. Vote reason time! The only one Hyehehe received is ‘This choice was obvious, they're my 5th favorite monster of my 2nd favorite class (The only reason they're not higher is that I really like Yawstrich and Sporerow and Buzzinga and Knerv are adorable.) -Tayoga’.”

Hyehehe: “Fifth! The great one that is Hyehehe should be higher, what distaste!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Says the one glued down into a chair right now…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, the three next up in the list of those not spinning the wheel are Charles, Charlie the Unicorn and Enderman, with three, another three, and four votes respectively!”

Charles: “Aw, darn…”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I could care less, if I must be truthful.”

Enderman makes a half-annoyed, half-grateful sound.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s start with Charles’s votes! Beginning with ‘I know Charles is a serious contender for elimination, so I'm giving him the luck wheel for a chance at safety. Yes, I know, it's the greatest plan.’. Ha ha funny reference.”

Charles: “...I have that high of a chance to be eliminated?”

Warrior: “Probably a hyperbole, don’t worry, Charles!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second reason is ‘he's cool I guess idk’. Pretty simple, but hey, we don’t discriminate based on reason complexity here!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have ‘bEcausE CharlEs is so AWESOME and cool and I hopE hE makEs it supEr far also to see morE stuff with his hElicoptEr’.”

Charles: “Even if I didn’t get to spin, thanks for the kind words!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “To the next one! Charlie the Unicorn’s votes begin with ‘Cave! When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land! They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town, it's the mecca of love, the Candy Cave! They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, candy raps, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets! Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land! Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground! Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree! In the Candy Cave, imagination runs so free! So now Charlie, will you please go into the cave?" - ADAGE’. …well then”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Why did it have to be that song, of all songs?”

Test Tube: “What’s wrong with that song? It didn’t sound too bad to me!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I lost a kidney because of it.”

Test Tube: “...Oh.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next, he received ‘You know I wonder what the season one cast is doing and if they will meet theses guys at any point. (Also the two why can’t you fly like those other two unicorns?)’. For the record, I have no plans on any cross-season shenanigans.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Unicorns don’t even fly normally, as far as I know, so how am I supposed to explain how those two can fly?”

Blue seems to ask who ‘those two’ are.

Charlie the Unicorn: “The annoyances I have to live with every day back at home.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, we have ‘Both here and in his home dimension, Charlie the Unicorn has had to deal with a lot of stuff. Chaos spirits in the form of unicorns, crazy adventures he doesn't want to do at all, and creatures exploding in front of him constantly, it's clearly scarred him, and it doesn't get much better for him in the competition. Plus, he's definitely one of the most grounded contestants, having clear, justifiable motives for whatever he does.’.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Unlike those other two, I can actually say thanks to this one- …chaos spirits?-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay moving on Enderman’s first vote reason is ‘so chill so awesome yes. respect eye contact rules’.”

Enderman nods.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘YEAH WE BACK IN THE MINE PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE (CREEPER, AW MAN)’.”

Enderman seems to question this while Blue silently laughs at it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘there is a tree-y

he makes me go he-he

(wait i realized he got in. in place of the LUMBERJACK oooooooh)’.”

Science Bear: “Who is this ‘Tree-y’ that the voter mentions?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “You’ll see after the elimination!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Finishing off Enderman’s spin reasons is ‘theyre just.. a silly guy. thats all i have to say.

-zapper’.”

If Enderman had thumbs, they would give a thumbs up.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto the final two! Blue and Test Tube! You two received more spin votes than anyone else, with one of you getting five votes and the other getting an entire fourteen! That’s a record breaker right there, beating Artificer and Red’s previous score! But who will earn this feat?”

Blue is practically bursting with anticipation.

Test Tube: “This is so exciting! But at the same time, I wouldn’t mind much if Blue got to spin the wheel either, I think he’s done a good job in my opinion.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Being a good sport about it? Practically unheard of! With that of note, let’s get into the preliminary vote reasons - starting with Blue, whose first reason we’ll be reading here is ‘blue. because my best friend is named blue. despite my favorite color being red. aaanyways, blue how are you doing? -para (🐟)’.”

Blue gives a thumbs up as a ‘doing good’.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up is ‘funny drug stick.’.”

Charles: “...Drugs?”

Blue shrugs, although he actually knows what ‘drugs’ is referring to in this scenario. Cheeky bastard.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next has another drug joke and some other stuff - ‘STEROIDS/POTIONS FOR THE WIN YEEEAAAH!!!

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy i am here to give either lore or fun facts about some of you

Umm so Plasma ball may or may not have been mind controlled by the Lamb so watch oit for Lamb if he tries to recruit you tell him you agree to join.

Plz pass the "plasma ball is mind controlled" message to NNIT’. Well, have fun with that bonus message, none of my business!”

Warrior immediately starts sweating in confusion after hearing the mind control part. The rest of the team looks concerned.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Mind control? Are you KIDDING me?”

Science Bear: “Well, I’d like to avoid Lamb as much as I can with that knowledge.”

Enderman angrily screeches.

Charles: “Guys, how do we know we can really trust this person though?...”

Test Tube: “Charles does raise a good point, the voter could just be employing fear-mongering or something similar!”

Science Bear: “Regardless, I feel like it would be in our best interests to treat this as fact. I will relay a message to Not Naming It That concerning the supposed mind control, once the challenge is completed.”

Blue straight up doesn’t know who Plasma Ball or Lamb is somehow, so he just stays silent. Well, he’d be silent anyways, but you know what I mean.

Hyehehe: “What a turn of events! Hyehehehehe!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The fourth reason is ‘paper rustling noises okay so like yknow how you guys on idiot dont really know much about blue because they dont talk ? yeah so like im here to fix that gagging coughing AHEM so: blue lives in a computer with their friends and in this computer is a game called minecraft . and they can use items and shit from that game . and as some of you know not all games follow the correct laws of physics . also the netherwart tthat theyre always eating ? yeah no they have an addiction to that shit uhm . blue id hate to remind you of this but like you deadass got your friends involved in someone else's villian arc because you coulr not surivive without your nethwart . fucking addictANYWays dont worry i have an actual voting reason : their potion making, farming, and cooking skills are actually really cool and theyre a part of my favorite series, theyre chill with other people usually which i love to see and also ghey saved someones child by JUMPING IN LAVA i genuinely have to respect them for that. purples my favourite though but blue is still SUPER COOL and awesome and deserves to spin this wheel - the goober’.”

Science Bear: “That’s quite an abundance of information, I formally thank you, voter known as ‘the goober’, for telling us this.”

Test Tube: “Is that all true?”

Test Tube looks to Blue, who nods in confirmation… while eating nether wart. The irony.

Test Tube: “Huh. Interesting!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For the time being, the final vote reason I’ll be reading for Blue is ‘blue’s the best color!,also, how do you get these long episodes out so fast?’. That one’s a bit of a fourth wall breaker, so…”

Boom! Here to answer the question. It’s a combination of a lot of free time and an ungodly amount of motivation. I also have general plans for the upcoming few episodes written out to help write the main plot points of the episode. Okay back to the actual stuff

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, that part’s over.”
Charlie the Unicorn: “What the hell did you even do there?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nunya business. Now, to Test Tube’s reasons! We begin this set with ‘test tube deserves to spin after being shattered multiple times.’.”

Test Tube: “It was only once that I’ve died from shattering here, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t appreciate the concern regardless!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up is ‘hard choice between blue n testy besty westy mesty pesty (test tube).... but like i rlly rlly rlly rlly rlly love test tube!!!! and i am ALIVE GUYS!!! - starry’. Oh, phew, that’s good to know!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘ILYSM TEST TUBE /p

also goo competed here in the previous season

note for charles: GREATEST PLAN HJAYHSTUY- /pos

also i have no idea which timeline you're from so uh. what has henry (stickmin) been doin? at least from what you last remember

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)’.”

Test Tube: “There was a second season?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yep!”

Test Tube: “Huh! Good to see Goo’s out doing things.”

Silence for a few moments…

Charles: “...Which timeline I’m from?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “THATTTTTTTTTTTT’S NOT IMPORTANT just answer the question if you want to”

Charles: “Well, last time I can remember, which is honestly pretty fuzzy at this point, we and Henry’s friend who I unfortunately can’t remember the name of had just defeated the Toppats… I think.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “ok cool question answered”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright next up! ‘they're the one I know the most about :]’.”

Science Bear: “Is it not peculiar to anyone else how people tend to talk about us as if they know every detail of our lives?”

Test Tube: “Well, I mean, I was on a publicly televised show before, so I would understand that about me! You guys? I dunno.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, we have ‘childhood hero -paleskowitz’.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, with all said, let’s reveal who ended up getting more votes!”

Drumroll, and…

Test Tube only got five votes. Blue received fourteen.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Congrats, Blue, you’re the winner and get to spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck!”

Confetti falls down from the ceiling as Blue celebrates his victory.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Of course, we have to actually read your other vote reasons before you can! Starting with ‘There were quite a few characters that I wanted to choose on this team, but I chose Blue because they were created by an animator I really enjoy watching. Also, rants won't be a normal thing in my voting process.

-BigMinionD’.”

Science Bear: “Created by an animator?”

Blue basically says ‘not really’ in his arm movement language, not actually realizing it’s meant in a meta way and not in a lore way. Not like he would be able to know that anyways but pop off i gues…

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is

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Test Tube: “That’s just a cursor, what’s the relevance?”

Blue goes on to explain what the cursor means.

Test Tube: “Oh, I see!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is… ‘1 iltam zumrā rašubti ilātim

2 litta''id bēlet iššī rabīt igigī

3 ištar zumrā rašubti ilātim

4 litta''id bēlet ilī nišī rabīt igigī

5 šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat

6 za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam

7 šāt mēleṣim ruāmam labšat

8 za'nat inbī mīkiam u kuzbam

9 šaptīn duššupat balāṭum pīša

10 simtišša ihannīma ṣīhātum

11 šarhat irīmū ramû rēšušša

12 banâ šimtāša bitrāmā īnāša šitārā

13 eltum ištāša ibašši milkum

14 šīmat mimmami qatišša tamhat

15 naplasušša bani bu'āru

16 baštum mašrahu lamassum šēdum

17 tartāmī tešmê ritūmī ṭūbī

18 u mitguram tebēl šīma

19 ardat tattadu umma tarašši

20 izakkarši innišī innabbi šumša

21 ayyum narbiaš išannan mannum

22 gašrū ṣīrū šūpû parṣūša

23 ištar narbiaš išannan mannum

24 gašrū ṣīrū šūpû parṣūša

25 gaṣṣat inilī atar nazzazzuš

26 kabtat awassa elšunu haptatma

27 ištar inilī atar nazzazzuš

28 kabtat awassa elšunu haptatma

29 šarrassun uštanaddanū siqrīša

30 kullassunu šâš kamsūšim

31 nannarīša illakūši

32 iššû u awīlum palhūšīma

33 puhriššun etel qabûša šūtur

34 ana anim šarrīšunu malâm ašbassunu

35 uznam nēmeqim hasīsam eršet

36 imtallikū šī u hammuš

37 ramûma ištēniš parakkam

38 iggegunnim šubat rīšātim

39 muttiššun ilū nazzuizzū

40 epšiš pîšunu bašiā uznāšun

41 šarrum migrašun narām libbīšun

42 šarhiš itnaqqišunūt niqi'ašu ellam

43 ammiditāna ellam niqī qātīšu

44 mahrīšun ušebbi li'ī u yâlī namrā'i

45 išti anim hāmerīša tēteršaššum

46 dāriam balāṭam arkam

47 madātim šanāt balāṭim ana ammiditāna

48 tušatlim ištar tattadin

49 siqrušša tušaknišaššu

50 kibrat erbe'im ana šēpīšu

51 u naphar kalīšunu dadmī

52 taṣammissunūti ana nīrīšu

53 bibil libbīša zamar lalêša

54 naṭumma ana pîšu siqri ea īpuš

55 ešmēma tanittaša irissu

56 libluṭmi šarrašu lirāmšu addāriš

57 ištar ana ammiditāna šarri rā'imīki

58 arkam dāriam balāṭam šurqī’. …I am really hoping this isn’t bad at all because I don’t know any languages besides English. Also this is really random regardless.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Has more character than some others I could mention, despite being mute.’.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “All this time I thought he just didn’t like talking.”

Warrior: “Same!”

The other members of IDIOT seem to agree with this, except Hyehehe, who is currently trying to gnaw the chair it’s been glued to. Blue just stares at them all in disappointment with his… nonexistent eyes.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘Blue! you INNOCENT child! You deserve an advantage’.”

If Blue had a mouth, he would smile.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Lumina: Hey, he desserves it after what happened in the challenge.’.”

Blue gives the side-eye to Science Bear, who moves his seat away from the stickman a little.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Last is ‘Because he should.’. …Well, simple, but I guess there’s no arguing with that.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now get over to the wheel and spin!”

Blue runs over to the wheel and spins it hastily…

‘Choose one person to be confirmed safe’

Blue looks at the prize listed on the wheel, before turning around and pointing to Test Tube.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “You want Test Tube to be safe? Alrighty then!”

Test Tube: “Oh, gee, thanks Blue!”

Blue gives a thumbs up as he hops back into his seat.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This is also a good segway into the actual elimination portion! We’ll start with those who have no votes, which are Blue and Enderman.”

Blue celebrates again while Enderman gives a simple nod of approval. Koe then hands bottles with different liquids in them to the two.

Charles: “What do those… do?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “i dunno”

Charles: “.”

Blue, knowing he had received a potion, chugs it immediately. He then tests to see what the potion did, and runs around the room at high speeds, becoming dizzy and falling into his chair unceremoniously.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Huh. Guess that’s what it does.”

Enderman scratches their head in confusion, before drinking theirs. They start levitating up to the ceiling, freaking out while doing so, and end up breaking a hole through the ceiling and flying into the sky to maybe never be seen again.

Charlie the Unicorn: “What.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’m not going to question what just happened there...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways next safe is Test Tube, who was given immunity by Blue, but was safe anyways with just one vote!”

Koe gives a potion to Test Tube, who refrains from drinking it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The vote reason she received was ‘Why are you reading this?’. …Because you wrote it???”

Koe makes the vote reason physical and throws it out the window and into the distance.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Anyways, the next three safe are Charles, Charlie the Unicorn, and Science Bear, each with three.”

Koe gives all three potions. …They all refuse to drink the potions as well.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Aw…”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Isn’t it obvious why we’re not drinking them? One made Blue ridiculously fast and the other made Enderman drift off to who knows where!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yeah, fair.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Onto vote reasons for each of you! Starting with Charles, we have ‘you killed rocket with a helicopter. and for that you shall never be forgiven.’.”

Charles: “I had to for the challenge, it’s not my fault! I didn’t want to kill him anyways but he attacked first…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The other reason he received is ‘HAHA LOOK GUYS I SURVIVED (ok but seriously maybe i should take csre of myself.........eh) ANYWAYYYYYY UPDATE ON MY LIFE!!! SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ALMOST DIED :333 BUT I WAS FINE!!! also have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to jump off a 2763 floor building? not that i'll do that obviously!! I HAVE BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS OR WHATEVER GUYS!! I DONT JUMP OFF BUILDINGS. - starry but healthyer’.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I have a sneaking suspicion that the part about not jumping off that absurdly high building is a form of reverse psychology or the like.”

Science Bear: “...why two thousand seven hundred sixty three stories in specific?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “You wouldn’t get it B)”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Ok now with that said it’s time for Charlie’s vote reasons, starting with ‘You really don't contribute that much sorry.

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy heres today's fun fact

Fun fact: Charles has an odd habit of constantly crashing his helicopter during every single one of his missions.’.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I’m not even going to refute that, honestly that’s a good point.”

Warrior: “Charles you have a helicopter???”

Charles: “Warrior… you were literally in the crowd when I used it in the fourth challenge…”

Warrior blinks.

Warrior: “Oh. Oops.”

Charles facepalms.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Shade: In all honesty I picked randomly, rng if you get what I mean.’.”

Charlie gives a deadpan expression.

Charlie the Unicorn: “That’s possibly the worst way to vote!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Eh, don’t blame me. Lastly, we have… Oh my fucking god not this again.”

Koe holds his hand to his head as he sighs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’m not reading this one. Next time I’m not even going to acknowledge it.”

Science Bear: “...What is it, if I may ask?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Nunya business. Let’s just get back to what we were doing, which, ironically, is now your vote reasons, the first one being ‘man.... idk... my man was just kinda.... wrong’.”

Science Bear: “I presume this is about my actions during the previous challenge. It wasn’t my intention to create a hostile environment, I was merely using scientific calculations to deduce whom the murder may have been, without considering other important aspects.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The other reason received is ‘Charles is safe because Henry Stickmin is great. Enderman is safe because Endermen are cool. Hyehehe is safe because he added an extra verse to Earth Island (Buzzinga is a better Mythical though). Charlie is safe because I pity him I guess. Blue is the best combatant, so I'm keeping him safe too. Warrior was the first to join a certain group. He's safe, I must see where this leads. This leaves Science Bear and Test Tube, who are basically the same character. Test Tube, you don't actually do anything. So obviously, I'm voting off Science Bear! That should give you a chance to shine. Sorry about this, Science Bear. - ADAGE’.”

Science Bear: “I find it ironic how the skill of deduction is used against me. I must ask, however…”

Science Bear turns to Warrior.

Science Bear: “What is this ‘certain group’ that the voter has mentioned you joining?”

Warrior: “Oh, it’s nothing major, don’t worry! Though it’s, uh, confidential! Yea!”

Science Bear: “I see. Well, that satisfies my curiosity enough to where I won’t press further.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With all those done, it’s time for the final two… Hyehehe and Warrior!”

Spotlights shine on Hyehehe and Warrior. Warrior looks worried, while Hyehehe…

Hyehehe: “Me, the great Hyehehe, being eliminated? Ha! What a foolish thought!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I wouldn’t make bold claims like that yet… let’s just read out some vote reasons for both of you.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Warrior, we’ll begin with ‘To be honest I barely remember anything he's done. -Tayoga’.”

Warrior: “I’ve done useful things! And, y’know, confidential things that I can’t actually say here.”

Charles: “This confidentiality stuff is beginning to worry me.”

Blue nods from his place in the chair he accidentally toppled earlier.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Pretty boring, in all honesty. Don't like him. To be completely fair, it was a tough vote, and it took me a while to decide.’.”

Warrior: “I’m not boring!... I think…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Third is ‘Warrior you have been of no use for this team and you have barely any personality not to mention if you were a pie you would probably be a bland one that only looks good on the surface. 😾’. JEEEEESUS that’s harsh, especially the pie part.”

Warrior just looks defeated, not saying anything. Charles pats him on the head lightly.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have ‘wEll this is a vEry tough choicE bEcausE EvEryone on this tEam arE supEr likEable but I think sadly warrior is the wEakest link also he got killEd off first this challEngE (P.S: sorry warrior)’.”

Warrior: “It’s not my fault I died first… It was theirs!”

Warrior points at Hyehehe, who chuckles.

Hyehehe: “All is fair in love and war, except it’s actually not! Hyehehehehehe!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Shut your Jevil-ass mouth and let me get to your vote reasons. We’re gonna start with ‘Voting hehehe because he's annoying, but knowing him? he'd probably cheat death even if he was voted the most.’.”

Hyehehe: “Oh, you know me too well, hyehehehe!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘I dont know anyone here. So I voted the elf-rat looking thing.’.”

Hyehehe: “I am not an elf, nor a rat, I am Hyehehe!”

they’re a hyena

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘Easiest vote of my life. Bootleg Bill Cipher has got to go.’.”

Hyehehe: “Bootleg Bill Cipher? Preposterous!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly is ‘who the fuck is hyehehe’.”

Hyehehe: “You do not know the great Hyehehe? You shall learn! Hyeheheheheheh-”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “No time for origin stories, it's time to reveal the votes!”

The holographic bar graph slowly has Warrior and Hyehehe’s bars rise, until…

Warrior has four votes.

Hyehehe has seventeen.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Hyehehe is out with a record seventeen votes!”

Fourth wall break again - as far as I know, that’s the most votes a character in any AO3 show fic has gotten for elimination! Good job Hyehehe. But not really since they’re eliminated. Eh. Anyways Koe hands a potion to Warrior, who discreetly pockets it.

Hyehehe: “...The great Hyehehe demands a recount!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I checked over the votes, like, eighteen times before we started. There’s no mess ups here, folks.”

Hyehehe detaches themself from their chairy prison.

Hyehehe: “Foolish mortal! I shall take my revenge!-”

Koe monotonously shushes Hyehehe.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Not right now, we have to read the rest of the votes. First is ‘insane guy. I don't like you. >:( -para’.”

Hyehehe: “You mock the very fibers of who I am? I play god like a puppet on strings! Your witty words are worthless to me!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay now you’re just having a villain arc anyways next is ‘I honestly have no idea who he is, but with how he's been acting in this show so far, he gives off obvious villain vibes.

-BigMinionD’. Ironic placement.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘1. im the least familliar with you, hyehehe (and also warrior)

2. what the fuck.

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)’.”

Hyehehe laughs.

Hyehehe: “Hyehehehehe! No familiarity?! I assure you, you will all be familiar with me very soon.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next reason is ‘I’m shaking buy him brown contacts PLEASE - okay so I kinda wanna be sneaky anonymous so I’ll just steal a fandom character’s name for this… paleskowitz (IT’S PETSCOPPIN TIME I GUESS)’. Yeah, their eyes are…”

Koe squints while looking at Hyehehe, who is tearing their chair to bits while everyone else looks in horror… well except Enderman who is still in the vastness of the sky.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Creepy.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Reason four is ‘This vote is incredibly easy... it's Hyehehe. Hands down one of the worst characters, really only beaten by Golurk. Their character relies way too much on creating chaos, and the way they handle their meta abilities has sucked ever since episode 1.’.”

Hyehehe: “One of the worst? False! All fall under me!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Then we have ‘creature -bob’. A mentally deranged creature, indeed.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next few I’m going to go rapid fire on, we have ‘Incredibly annoying.’, ‘Not funny. Didn't laugh.’, and ‘Hyehehe sucks.’. I agree with all of these voters.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have… okay this is. Uh. A large one. I’ll split it into two readings, the first one being the actual involves-contestants section - ‘NullCommands here. I need to write my voting reasons faster.

also you were probably lucky that I'm the sus detector and not VoidInstructions. they'd probably have spammed his amogus ramblings.

Blue: not sus. nice bloke really. he might as well be the only sane one atm.

Charles: not sus, won't stir up trouble, basically a nice guy. (what's his greatest plan tho?)

Charlie: feels like an odd guy really... well at least he doesn't hinder his teammates so I'd say he's alright. still kinda sus.

Enderman: needs to control their anger issues... or is it involuntary? I kinda sympathise with them on this one but still, kinda sus.

Hyehehe: MEGA SUS ඞඞඞ - oh hell no not this motherfucking 4th-wall-breaking narcissist. I hate this guy.

Science Bear: to be honest he's a bit too nerdy for his own good - science is cool and all but it doesn't make much of a charismatic person if it takes over their entire personality. anyway, not sus

Test Tube: not sus, but same deal as Science Bear really. on second thought, hold on, she and Science Bear do share the same interests and are actively working together. it's pretty nice for the two of them, actually. <del>science bear/test tube when</del>

Warrior: sorry, I forgot you existed!’”

Hyehehe: “Pff! Suspicious? You dare use that word against the mighty Hyehehe!”

Most of the contestants seem to be focused on their own detections, while Science Bear seems to have noticed a particular detail…

Science Bear: “What does that slash mean in Test Tube’s section?”

Test Tube, knowing what it means, immediately jumps into the conversation.

Test Tube: “Ittttt means nothing i-important! Yeah…”

Science Bear gives a look at Test Tube.

Science Bear: “...Are you sure?”

Blue rolls his eyes and tells Science Bear that he’ll just tell the bear what it means after the challenge.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now for the other section… Get ready for walls of text, chaos, voter vs voter wars, and shameless plugs, folks. ‘btw, to the guy who spouted shit about Blocky's, uh, certain appendices, I would like to raise counterpoints:

1. gender != sex and/or the stuff in your pants. as an enby, I would know.
2. objects don't have genitals, man.

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Charlie the Unicorn: “What the actual fuck was that?”

Charles: “Did they… have too much sleep deprivation or something?”

Blue nods in agreement with the two’s concerns.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I wish I had a shred of knowledge on what that part was supposed to mean. Whatever, it’s time for Hyehehe to go-”

Hyehehe: “Not if I have anything to say about it, hyehehehehehehehehehe!”

Hyehehe flies out of the hole in the ceiling that Enderman made and goes off to who knows where.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...You know, sometimes I regret ever adding it to the show roster.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Whatever, let’s just get out there and start up the challenge!”

Koe opens the door, and IDIOT walks out… except Enderman, of course. Koe extends his hand to drag down Enderman and reverse the levitation effects of the potion they drank. Enderman nods while covering their eyes so as to not aggro themselves, then leaves with the rest.

Cut to outside the building, where everyone is gathered, including the very recent addition of Tree-y. Many contestants give odd glances to the newbie.

Artificer: “Who is this?”

Tree-y: “♪ my name is tree-y          please do not fear me ♪”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I’m sure you all are aware of Blocky’s Funny Doings International losing two members last elimination, however this wasn’t supposed to happen but I forgot to remove something from the IWoL so… yeah. Tree-y is the replacement since I can’t reverse the effects of the wheel.”

Plankton: “That’s stupid.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “ok and”

Plankton: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s what I thought.”

Meanwhile, in the crowd, N’s now-overtaken body stands limply next to the rest of CF, with Kris looking particularly unnerved. The rest of the team seems completely normal - well, normal as in how they’ve been feeling since last time.

Flowey: “What’s up with you, Kris? You’re never this down in the dumps! You look stupid like that!”

Amelia: “Maybe they’re just… stressed about the whole N situation… considering they did accidentally assist in it… no offense intended, Kris.”

Kris gives a slight, barely-noticeable nod as they look at… well, not N anymore, that’s for sure. The body stands in a hunched position, head facing slightly towards Kris, and screen currently off. Kris feels chills up their spine, but keeps quiet about it.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “This next challenge won’t be too hard, hopefully - your goal is to make the highest stack of blocks within an hour! The team with the smallest tower goes up for elimination. Simple, so I trust that people won’t get too carried away, but who am I to tell? We start now!”

Koe snaps, and the teams are teleported to a clearing, the teams situated in a pentagonal shape. Each team has a decently sized pile of blocks near them. Cut to BFDI.

Blocky: “Alright, new guy, show us your strength!”

Tree-y: “♪ i cannot move well                  it is not swell ♪”

Blocky gives an unamused look.

Blocky: “Alright, plan B! Nikoly, Red, Sundew, you three work on building. Me and Squid can go attack NNIT and get them up for elimination as revenge. Tree-y, you defend everyone here. Everyone good with that?”

Nikoly nods in approval. Red shrugs. Sundew sighs in annoyance, but ultimately decides to go along with it.

Squid: “I don’t see any reason to go against that.”

Tree-y: “♪ i will stand guard                      i hope it wont be hard ♪”

Blocky: “That’s the spirit, guys! Come on, Squid, let’s wreck those losers!”

Blocky runs off towards NNIT as Squid follows after. Cut to IDIOT, where the team is slowly stacking up blocks - minus Blue, who is speeding around rapidly.

Science Bear: “Blue, I do not mean to be rude, but could you perhaps help us out in this endeavor?”

Warrior: “I’m not sure he can, Mr. Science Dude! Look, he’s going so fast, there’s no way he’ll have precision!”

Science Bear inspects Blue’s movements.

Science Bear: “Ah, it appears you’re right, Warrior. Well, there is not much we can do about that, I suppose. Blue can act as a threat dispatcher for this challenge, or until the potion wears off, whichever may come first.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Hopefully the second, it’s hard stacking when you have hooves instead of hands !”

Test Tube: “I’m sure you’ll get used to it at some point!”

Charlie grumbles.

Charles: “Do you guys wonder where Hyehehe went?”

Warrior: “Probably to the other side of the world or something where it can do its funny tricks without Koe being able to do anything!”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Hopefully that pest doesn’t try to interfere with us, let alone any team.”

Test Tube: “That wouldn’t be very ideal, yeah.”

Science Bear: “Perhaps one day they will return and Koe will lock them away into his orb like what was meant to happen, but for now we just have to deal with the fact that Hyehehe is out and about this plane.”

Cut to RCoKJ, where the block stack is swiftly being built by Spider-Ham, as the rest of the team relaxes.

King Julien: “Thank you for taking the workload into your own hands, Spider-Ham.”

Spider-Ham: “No problem, King Julien!”

As Spider-Ham, the rest of the team converses among themselves.

Rocket: “It’s nice to relax for once, right, Ploque?”

Ploque: “Mmhmm… much needed. Especially with the lack of a meeting today. I don’t see why we have to go to those…”

Rocket: “Well, we are part of Julien’s royal circle.”

Ploque: “Not by choice! We just got thrown onto the team because there were none open! Some people think we hate being here, and for me, they’re right! It’s not even fair…”

Rocket thinks for a moment…

Rocket: “Well, what I think you should do is focus on more positive things!”

Ploque: “Like what? There’s nothing positive to do or think about except my saws. …And I left those in my room.”

Ploque sighs in sadness. Rocket scratches his head, not sure how to continue the conversation. At the other side of the tower, the rest of the team is playing some card game, except Glendale who is increasingly more confused by the gameplay.

Lamb: “I play a fourteenth slice on your eight apples, now you have to give me two cards and take a new one from the deck.”

Donkey: “Aw, darn!”

Donkey hands two cards to Lamb and grabs one from the deck, which is held in a decahedron-shaped container. Donkey groans upon seeing what he drew.

Donkey: “Second oven! Can’t draw again next turn, aw man…”

King Julien: “Don’t worry, your luck in this game may blossom soon!”

Lamb: “He’s your enemy in this card game, don’t empathize with his losses. They’re good for you.”

Carl plays a card with a poorly drawn image of a severed human hand on it…

Carl: “Hand of fate. Everyone give me one of your cards.”

Glendale, still watching, continues looking on in confusion.

Glendale: “What?...”

Cut to CF, where the team is oddly silent. Pizza Steve slowly adds blocks to the stack, as the other members sit around… except N’s body, which is once again standing limply, yet completely still. Flowey tries to lighten up the mood in his… unique way.

Flowey: “Anyone wanna bully another team? I’ve got a craving for chaos!”

Only silence greets Flowey… at this point, everyone’s just ignoring him.

Flowey: “Cold shoulder. Wow. Thanks guys.”

The lack of talking continues for a while, until suddenly N’s body shoots up, his screen turning on to once again show one eye and one odd symbol. Nobody actually ends up noticing, though they certainly do realize when N’s body looks at the stack… and the blocks are duplicated far into the sky.

Amelia: “...What?”

Pizza Steve: “N, how did you do that?”

Wheatley: “Woah!”

Flowey: “Of course when N does something he gets all the attention!”

…

I can already tell things are going downhill, just from what you’re saying, other narrator. The rest need to be warned about this, Stanley, write something down quick-

N’s body opens his wings and flies off, leaving the rest alone with the winning tower.

Welp. It’s too late.

The seemingly-possessed body of N flies towards NNIT, where said team is having decent success. Bill is watching the rest of the team work while he just floats in the sky like the lazy ass he is.

Bill Cipher: “Work faster, lower ones!”

Artificer: “I think we’d all work faster if you were actually helping.”

Plankton: “Yeah! I can barely even hold this!”

Plankton drops the block he’s holding, and almost squashes himself, but manages to stay clear of death. Nacho places another block on the one he dropped.

Plankton: “Come on, seriously?!”

Nacho: “Yes, seriously.”

Torch God makes a :| face with themselves, as Artificer sighs.

Artificer: “Why does our team have to be like this?”

Plasma Ball?: “If you ignore them, things will work out better.”

Plasma Ball places three blocks at once onto the tower., then walks off to gather more.

Things go steady, until N’s body crashes into Bill from behind, catching him off-guard and sending both through NNIT’s tower.

Artificer: “Who the fuck was that?!”

Plankton: “Now we have to start over again!”

Bill gets up from the attack, looking N straight in the face, and takes notice of the changed eye.

Bill Cipher: “Ha! You’re trying to attack me, the one and only Bill Cipher? Honestly, I never expected someone like you to make as bold of a move as that. But now, it’s toodeloo for you!”

Bill tries turning N to stone, but the stone casing is immediately broken. Once again, an irregular voice speaks out.

???: “Evil laugh. You cannot contain me. I am not Serial Designation N. I am greater than him, and greater than you.”

N flies up to match Bill face-to-face.

???: “Malicious grin. You cannot defeat me. This is your end.”

Bill Cipher: “Switching things up, eh? Well, that’s not gonna do shit to me!”

Bill tries uppercutting N, but the triangle’s hand is grabbed and slammed to the ground. N’s hands turn into blades as he takes two slices, which… actually injures Bill?...

Bill Cipher: “Jesus fucking christ, what the hell was that!?”

Bill gets up, and begins firing electric charges from his eye. N dodges these with ease as he inches closer.

???: “Smug face. You are getting too far in over your head now.”

Bill Cipher: “Shut up, you peasant!”

???: “I am not the peasant here. You are the serf which must pass.”

N uses his tail to shoot a concentrated beam of acid straight into Bill’s eye, thwarting his attacks and leaving him vulnerable. Meanwhile, NNIT watches in awe and/or confusion.

Plankton: “That prick’s finally getting what he deserves!”

The Knight looks uneasy about this development. Artificer seems to agree with them.

Artificer: “If N has suddenly gained the ability to bring Bill Cipher to his knees, imagine how weak we are in comparison. We can’t just stand here and be sitting ducks!”

At that moment, Blocky and Squid arrived to mess with NNIT, but instead saw N approaching a defeated Bill with a blank, monotonous look.

???: “It is time for you to perish.”

Blocky: “What the block is going on over there?”

Squid: “Beats me.”

Squid looks at the rest of NNIT.

Squid: “What the hell happened to Bill?”

Artificer gives a rude gaze at Squid, keeping in mind the two team’s rivalry, but decides to answer anyway.

Artificer: “It’s not him. It’s N.”

Blocky: “Gawd damn.”

Squid: “...This is what I feared would happen. N’s body has become too overwhelmed and now he is nothing more than a powerful killing machine. We are utterly screwed.”

As Squid finishes his sentence, N rips out Bill’s eye, leaving the triangle screaming in pain as the final blow is hit to him, causing him to straight up disappear. N holds the removed eye and crushes it, before turning to the rest of NNIT, Blocky, and Squid.

???: “Evil smile. It’s time to die.”

N rushes at the group, as everyone clamors to escape from the oncoming attacker. Plasma Ball is the first fatality, being shattered by a single slash. N then shoots beams of lasers in every direction, which hit Plankton, dissipating him instantly. Blocky and Squid retreat to BFDI, as the surviving members of NNIT head off in a random direction. N decides to follow them over the other team.

Artificer: “We are so fucked over.”

Nacho: “Duh.”

The Knight silently curses at Nacho, who just rolls her eyes. Torch God decides to try and defend the others from N by making a wall of torches to slow the disassembly drone down, but one swipe of his claws and nothing remains but stubs.

Artificer: “There goes Torch God…”

Nacho: “I’m out.”

Nacho stops running as she is crunched to bits by N’s hand. Artificer and the Knight keep running, but run into an issue as the earth itself seems to be blocking the two from escaping by shooting up walls in front of them.

Artificer: “Fucking hell, what snapped within N?”

Artificer throws an explosive spear at N while running, but it’s thrown back at her, though it misses just BARELY. The Knight, on the other hand, has become fully committed to just RUNNING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. After a while, Artificer sighs.

Artificer: “There’s no surviving. This guy has infinite energy. We’re just going to get tired and then be killed off, there’s no difference.”

Artificer stops running as she is killed by N. The Knight tries to continue running, but slams straight into a wall and is dragged to N by an invisible force.

???: “Snicker. You cannot escape now.”

The Knight tries stabbing N with their nail, but said nail is shrunk to a harmless size, leaving the Knight helpless as they are finally killed off, eliminating NNIT completely…

Meanwhile, Blocky and Squid have made their way back to BFDI’s tower, both exhausted and scared. The rest of the team looks at the two in confusion, bar Tree-y who is singing to himself.

Nikoly: “You guys don’t look too good, what happened?”

Sundew: “Lemme guess, had a run-in with Bill and he knocked some sense into you two?”

Blocky: “Worse.”

Sundew: “What could possibly be worse than that?”

Red: “Getting crushed by a piano, maybe?”

Sundew: “...That’s the first thing you think of?”

Red: “I have a fear of pianos falling on my head, gimme a break…”

Squid gives a grimace, before revealing what happened…

Squid: “N.”

Sundew looks confused for a moment, before bursting out in laughter.

Sundew: “THAT GUY SCARED YOU?! WOW, I didn’t think you guys were THAT idiotic, but surprise surprise!”

Nikoly, despite his usual jokey demeanor, actually gives a level of concern, and points a scythe at Sundew’s throat.

Nikoly: “Something clearly happened to them bad enough to traumatize, Sundew. Shut the fuck up.”

Sundew shushes immediately, backing up, as Red looks confused about the sudden change in Nikoly’s behavior. The fish Espacio then turns to Blocky and Squid.

Nikoly: “Tell us what happened with N.”

Blocky: “We went to NNIT’s place to mess with them, knock down their tower or something like that…”

Squid: “But N had attacked Bill Cipher. Killed him in cold blood. Ripped his eye out and crushed it like an apple.”

Blocky: “Something’s fucked up with him. His voice, his eyes… it’s not right.”

The rest of BFDI looks in concern, even Tree-y, who has stopped his singing.

Tree-y: “thats not good…”

Nikoly: “We have to abandon this challenge and escape. This isn’t a matter of winning or losing, this is a matter of life or death.”

Nikoly grabs Tree-y and heads off, leaving one final remark.

Nikoly: “Every person for themselves.”

Sundew looks embarrassed about her mocking, as Red silently leaves to the building.

As Nikoly and Tree-y make their escape far away, a familiar face crashes in front of them, yellow eye-and-symbol glowing creepily.

???: “You are not going anywhere.”

Nikoly drops Tree-y, before taking out two scythes.

Nikoly: “Bring it on.”

Tree-y: “♪ lets hope n will lose                we dont want a killer loose ♪”

Nikoly and N enter a fast-paced battle, each one trading blows towards the other, though Nikoly can never get a good hit as he is struck with forceful blows time after time. Tree-y, meanwhile, stays off to the side, simply watching since he hasn’t actually dealt with something this high-caliber before.

Nikoly: “Die, you fucking asshole…”

???: “Grin. I will not fall by your hand.”

Nikoly is suddenly grabbed by an invisible force, and slammed into Tree-y, knocking both to the ground. N pulls out a chainsaw, and leaps towards the two with incredible speed, slicing through the tree and damaging Nikoly heavily. The fish stares at N with hollow eyes as Tree-y has now become one of many victims.

NIKOLY: “Your payment is due. Please (#%(@%(T@#%(4@#%#@*($(*!@#TYhrjJHH To continue services.”

Once again, Nikoly enters an orange form with realistic eyes, gripping a scythe angrily.

???: “This will be entertaining.”

Observed Nikoly slashes rapidly at N as hordes of Espacoins, sentient and inanimate alike, are thrown at N. However, unlike Lamb’s encounter with the terrifying alter ego, N doesn’t take any hits, clearing the swarm with ease.

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “THEE KILLION COINS.”

Observed Nikoly finally lands a good hit on N, though the wound… regenerates instantly.

???: “You thought I would go down quickly. Now you meet your fate.”

Parts of the earth fly up from around Observed Nikoly, slamming into him, but he persists, taking out his fury on the air as he tries reaching N… to no avail.

OBSERVED NIKOLY: “GIVE ME BACK COINS NOW I DID.”

???: “Laugh.”

One of the drone’s hands turns into a rocket launcher, and shoots Observed Nikoly, snapping him out of the alter ego and severely damaging him.

???: “Ha ha.”

Now passed out, Nikoly can do nothing but lay on the floor as N limbers over to him and uses a blade to finish the fish off…

Meanwhile, at RCoKJ, things are still peaceful. The tower has made great progress so far.

Spider-Ham: “Block nine hundred eighty three… block nine hundred eighty four… block nine hundred eighty five…”

King Julien calls up to Spider-Ham from the ground, just barely being audible.

King Julien: “Why don’t you take a break? You’re already almost at one thousand!”

Spider-Ham considered it, before hopping off the stack carefully and sticking the landing with his webs.

Spider-Ham: “Sounds good!”

The card game started earlier is close to finished, as King Julien and Carl have been eliminated from the game, leaving only Donkey and Lamb. Glendale’s still in confusion about the whole game.

Donkey: “Wheel of seven! I’m making a comeback!”

Donkey takes two cards from the deck, giving him six total cards.

Lamb: “That ‘comeback’ will not be lasting for long, my adversary.”

Lamb places down a card which is a… familiar symbol. That’s some freaky ass foreshadowing, card game.

Lamb: “Solver card. You give me half your hand.”

Donkey: “Darn it!”

Donkey reluctantly hands three cards to Lamb, who gives a subtle smirk.

Glendale: “I’m still really confused…”

Carl sips from his totally-regular-coffee.

Carl: “You get used to it over time.”

Glendale nods, then eyes the totally-regular-coffee.

Glendale: “Is that…-”

Carl: “No.”

Glendale: “Alright!”

Over with Ploque and Rocket, the two are sitting in lawn chairs.

Rocket: “How’d you even get these, Ploque? I don’t think there’s any place to get lawn chairs around here!”

Ploque: “I’m a carpenter, I make my own!”

Rocket: “Huh, never knew that.”

Ploque: “...Rocket, have you never seen my saw collection.”

Rocket: “I thought that was just a general interest, gimme a break!”

Rocket jokingly pouts.

Rocket: “These are pretty nice, though. Good work!”

Cut to CF, where once again, everyone is sitting in silence, especially since y’know. N randomly decided to beat the challenge by a long shot and then leave. Eventually, Wheatley decides to turn around to look at the other team’s areas, to see if he can check where N is, and catches the sight of N in the distance killing Squid, and the bodies around and past NNIT’s area.

Wheatley: “Hey, lads? Buddies? Friends? I don’t mean to alarm you all, but I think N’s gone mad.”

Flowey: “What makes you say that, you spherical fucke-”

Flowey and everyone else turns around to see the corpses and the distant death of Squid.. With the fate of the other three BFDI members unknown.

Flowey: “HOLY SHIT LMAO.”

Amelia: “...Oh dear…”

Pizza Steve: “That can’t be good at all…”

I knew something bad was going to happen. If only we actually had time to warn everyone.

Wheatley: “What do you lot think we should do?”

Flowey: “Let him kill the other teams, duh!”

Kris gives a glare at Flowey, before deciding to explain…

‘that isn’t n. it’s some other force controlling his body. in the tournament challenge when i had n help me fight, he was accidentally strained to a point where the thing could take over his body. it’s not just a threat to the other teams, it’s a threat to us too.’

Silence ensues, before Pizza Steve speaks up…

Pizza Steve: “We have to kill N.”

How are we supposed to do that?

Amelia: “There’s… no way we’re going to be able to… kill him in this state…”

Wheatley: “Hey, we can at least try! That’s better than lounging around and accepting our demise!”

Flowey: “Yeah, let’s turn this stupid robot into nothing more than scraps!”

Flowey laughs maniacally.

Cut to IDIOT, where they are blissfully unaware of what’s going down, instead focusing on working on their block stack.

Science Bear: “I must admit, this is going painfully slow.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “You don’t think?”

Charlie tries getting a block on top of the stack, but it just barely misses and flies straight into Charles’s face, knocking him to the ground.

Charles: “Ow-”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Shit, sorry.”

Charlie walks over to Charles and helps him up, then grabs the block that smacked the stickman’s face.

Warrior: “Anyone else wondering how the other teams are doing?”

Science Bear: “I’d say it’s best we focus on our team instead of the progress of others.”

Enderman nods, teleporting onto the top of the tower and adding a few blocks. Meanwhile, Blue is still running around at stupidly high speeds, caught up in the pure adrenaline coming from it.

Test Tube: “Blue, are you sure it’s a good idea to spend so much energy? When the potion wears off you may be super fatigued…”

Blue shrugs as he runs around, but pauses once he catches a glimpse of something. Turning around, he sees CF approaching the team. Blue pulls out a diamond sword just in case an attack was planned, watching the arriving team very carefully.

Pizza Steve: “Hi other team- woah, woah, please do not point that sword at us.”

Blue pockets the sword slowly as the rest of IDIOT comes over to see CF’s arrival.

Science Bear: “Blue, there’s no need to go aggressive on this team, they mean no harm.”

Blue shrugs, saying that it was a precaution.

Science Bear: “Apologies for that, Cool Friends. What brings you over here? I hope it isn’t an attack.”

Wheatley: “It’s not an attack, moreso launching one on somebody! But, like, an attack attack, not a messing with attack.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Who is it that you want our help with? The faster you say it the sooner we can get it over with.”

Wheatley: “It’s… it’s…”

Flowey: “It’s N! Dumbass!”

This greatly confuses IDIOT.

Test Tube: “But he’s your team member! Why would you want to fight him?”

Kris writes ‘something has overtaken his body and plans on killing everyone to take the prize for itself. if we kill n we’ll boot out the virus or whatever and everyone will be saved’.

Science Bear: “Well, that’s certainly a danger.”

Warrior: “Let’s go fight him!”

Flowey: “Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!”

Warrior and Flowey rush towards N. Charlie facepalms.

Charlie the Unicorn: “No plans. Fine then.”

Charles: “Let’s just go and get this over with!”

Charles has his helicopter arrive, and he, along with Science Bear, Test Tube, and Pizza Steve hop in, as the others run after Warrior and Flowey to get to N.

Meanwhile, where N is, BFDI has seemingly been finished off. The bodies of Blocky, Squid, and Sundew sit around the drone, and Red, or what may remain of him, is nowhere to be seen.

???: “Two down. Three to go.”

The sound of helicopter blades begins to be heard, as N’s body looks up to see Charles’s helicopter flying above.

Charles: “It’s time for the greatest plan!”

The helicopter starts diving towards N, but before it can hit him, the helicopter is mysteriously slammed into the ground, exploding into bits. Everyone inside survives, miraculously.

Charles: “Aw, darn. Well, plan B, everyone!”

Charles runs at N, but one bullet and he’s out. Science Bear, Test Tube, and Pizza Steve watch in horror.

Science Bear: “This is going to be much more difficult than I predicted.”

Test Tube: “Didn’t... Didn't N kill Bill?”

Pizza Steve: “Well, there’s no reason in wasting time! Let’s just attack already!”

At this time, the rest of IDIOT and CF arrive, all ready to attack - minus Amelia who is really not ready at all but helping anyways. N leaps at the group, slamming Wheatley into the ground and frying his circuits. Everyone else launches attacks, besides Amelia, who N quickly shatters with a punch to the face.

Flowey: “God damn, he’s strong!”

Warrior: “Yeah, something is possessing him or something, whatever Kris said!”

Warrior jabs his sword into N, but is then struck by a flurry of bullets from N’s arm, which is now a minigun. Flowey ducks to avoid the bullets. Meanwhile, Blue is running around the battle area while trying to figure out how to reverse the effects of the potion. Unfortunately for him, he does not have any milk on him. Great planning, Blue.

Test Tube: “We need to go in there and help them!”

Science Bear: “I’m not an experienced fighter in any regard, but yes, it is imperative that we assist in taking down the threat.”

Test Tube and Science Bear enter the fray, as Pizza Steve stands on the sidelines… ironic considering he was the one who said they had to kill N. But can you blame him? It’s hard to have to kill your best friend in the entire competition.

In the battle, N stabs Stanley with his nanite-filled tail, effectively killing him. The drone then rotates everyone around him rapidly to disorient, before grabbing another kill by shattering Test Tube.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Why did we, of all teams, have to be dragged into this?”

Charlie narrowly dodges a missile shot by N, which blows a hole in the earth behind him.

Science Bear: “Two teams are already down, and one is much less fit for battle than we are. Plus, we weren’t too far from Cool Friend’s area, so it was a safer option.”

Science Bear manages to hook an uppercut strike to N, knocking him down, but he flies up into the air and starts shooting nanite beams down below. Charlie is struck and killed by the downpour, as Enderman, Science Bear, Flowey, and Kris are the only ones left standing. Enderman finally locks eyes with N, and enters a rage as they teleport everyone to try and get a hit in.

???: “Maniacal laugh. You can’t defeat me.”

N grabs Enderman, who is trying to smack the disassembly drone straight in the face, with no success.

???: “Goodbye, Enderman.”

N crushes Enderman’s torso, and drops them to the ground. They poof into nothing more than an ender pearl. Science Bear picks it up and throws it at N’s face, being able to land on it and send him to the ground, however N’s body gets back up and shoots the bear straight in the face, causing him to collapse.

Flowey: “Come on, seriously, they’re all dead?! What was the point of getting them in the first place?!”

Kris, going in to attack, ignores Flowey. Meanwhile, Pizza Steve is still watching, having seen the massacre of the majority of both fighting teams. He looks at Blue, who has given up trying to stop his speed, and has an idea.

Pizza Steve: “Blue! Just run at N and attack him! That should be able to weaken him!”

Blue hears this and nods, before dashing at N with incredible speeds. Flowey, who was in the way of this attack, is crushed by Blue and promptly killed. However, right when Blue’s about to crash into the murder drone…

???: “Nice try. Giggle.”

Blue is suddenly frozen in place. He looks around, confused, as N’s limp body stumbles over to him.

???: “I know your power. But you cannot defeat me. Ha ha.”

Before whatever is controlling N can do anything, though, N’s head is chopped off by a quick slash of Kris’s sword. Blue’s frozen state is returned to normal, and he lets out a nod of thanks. Just as the two are about to leave, though, the head of N regenerates.

???: “You cannot kill me that easily.”

Kris turns around, but not fast enough for a hand of blades to slash through their heart, ending them instantly. Blue takes out his diamond sword to fight, but forgot his massive speed boost and smacks into N’s body instead, sending both to the ground. Blue takes the opportunity to pin N to the ground, but is flung into the air by a mysterious force. Pizza Steve sees this and decides that he shouldn’t be doing absolutely nothing. He charges towards N and punches his head, causing it to spin around, but it doesn’t do jack squat in the end.

???: “Nice try.”

Pizza Steve, instead of trying to fight with words or actions, asks one simple question.

Pizza Steve: “Who are you.”

???: “The Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End.”

Pizza Steve: “That doesn’t explain jack shit.”

AbsoluteSolver: “Good.”

N’s body begins shooting a horde of bullets at Pizza Steve, who manages to dodge them, though in the process his sunglasses are knocked off and skid away. N almost gets a hit when Blue sneak attacks him, kicking the drone to the ground and engaging in a one-on-one sword fight. Pizza Steve tries helping, but can’t do much as the fight is too intense for him to properly assist Blue.

AbsoluteSolver: “It is a shame that a fighter like you must fall. It will be painless, though. Smirk. Maybe.”

N sends Blue slamming into the ground, as the stickman’s life is dangling by a thread. Both keep slashing, though Blue’s definitely close to death at this point, and one good hit will end him. Pizza Steve, scrambling to find something to help, picks up a sword dropped by Blue.

Pizza Steve: “...best I can do.”

Pizza Steve rushes at N, who is close to killing Blue.

AbsoluteSolver: “See you later. Alligator.”

Blue’s head is almost cut off by N’s blade hand, but an unexpected attack hits as Pizza Steve shoves Blue’s sword into the very core of the drone. Nothing happens for a moment…

And then N explodes.

Nothing is left after the explosion but a giant crater, the debris - and Pizza Steve’s miraculously-intact sunglasses - flying through the air in all directions. No part of Blue, N, or Pizza Steve can be seen in the crater. They’re straight up just gone.

At RCoKJ’s tower, Ploque and Rocket are still lounging in the lawn chairs. Rocket now has sunglasses and is drinking some kind of smoothie.

Rocket: “Mmm, yum.”

Ploque stares up at the sky, before Pizza Steve’s sunglasses fall into her lap. She, somehow, doesn’t notice that it’s specifically Pizza Steve’s.

Ploque: “Oh, nice, free sunglasses!”

Ploque puts on the sunglasses, which looks a bit goofy due to her having a singular symbol instead of two eyes, but it’s fine.

Then, in the air, a massive chunk of debris can be seen flying towards the team.

Ploque: “...Hey Rocket, is it just me or-”

The chunk of earth slams into the tower, toppling it and killing everyone but Ploque and Rocket. Both survivors pull up their sunglasses and look behind them.

Rocket: “That’s gotta hurt, oof…”

Ploque: “And our tower’s gone too! Great!”

As the two look at the destroyed tower, the screen pans to Koe, who walks in right next to the scene.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “That’s a wrap, everyone! The hour is over and-”

Koe sees the carnage around the area, the massive crater in the middle, and Ploque and Rocket looking defeatedly at the giant piece of ground covering their tower and teammates.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “What the actual fuck happened here???”

Ploque turns to Koe as Rocket begins trying to move the debris.

Ploque: “I dunno, one second me and Rocket are relaxing, then these cool sunglasses fall from the sky, and then boom! Instant loss!”

A figure runs out of the building and slides past Koe, then walks back after stopping sliding…

Red: “N kinda went crazy…”

Surprise surprise! Red managed to live! Apparently N - well, the AbsoluteSolver - never saw the among us man go into the building.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I refuse to believe he did THIS.”

Red: “Trust me, he did! I saw from inside. The guy killed my team in cold blood. And how else would the crater be there?...”

Koe holds his hand to his head as he groans.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “If this was any other show I would be in so much legal trouble.”

Koe turns to Ploque and Rocket.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Well, since you two don’t have a stack, I guess you guys are up for elimination.”

Ploque: “Damnit.”

Rocket: “Aw…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “I should probably… revive everyone else now.”

Koe claps, and everyone who died is revived. Koe’s jaw drops upon seeing that BILL CIPHER was killed.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “How the fuck-”

Bill Cipher: “I dunno either! Don’t ask me!”

Bill angrily floats away. The other teams start to disperse, as RCoKJ looks at the sight of their block stack now crumbled.

Spider-Ham: “All that work for nothing! C’mon!”

King Julien: “Unfortunately, we’ve hit our first loss today, team. Let’s all hope we improve to be bigger and better after this, however!”

Meanwhile, Amelia and Stanley carry N, who is booting up, into the building, as the rest of CF follows. The team arrives in their hallway and brings N into his room.

Amelia: “Let’s… hope this worked…”

Wheatley: “I don’t think we should jinx it, y’know!”

Eventually, N’s screen stops showing the booting up message. Shortly after, his face appears - not the weird half-eye half-symbol face, but his normal one.

N: “Aw, geez, my head kinda hurts… What happened?”

Pizza Steve: “He’s alive and back to normal!”

Wheatley: “Hooray!”

The team starts celebrating their success in reverting N back. The drone, on the other hand, is very confused, not remembering a singular thing. Kris steps away from the celebrators to explain.

‘something possessed you and tried killing everyone to get the prize for itself, and the only way we could stop it was to kill you. i guess pizza steve and blue managed to do so. i dunno about your lack of memories though’

N: “Ohhh, okay!”

N jumps off his bed.

N: “Woohoo! Party!”

VOTING LINK: [ENDED]

Science Bear: “Ah, I see what it means now.”

Blue nods.

Science Bear: “Well, I wouldn’t even begin to consider that, as I have no need nor want for any sort of romance.”

Blue gives a thumbs up.

Science Bear: “However…”

Blue tilts his head, anticipating what Science Bear is going to say…

Science Bear: “I do whole-heartedly believe you would better fit my role in that.”

Blue spits out the nether wart he was eating, looking at Science Bear confusedly.

Science Bear: “Look, I may not be an expert on emotions, but I’ve been able to tell for a long time now your feelings about her.”

Blue lightly facepalms.

Science Bear: “I’d say, take your chance before you lose it. You never know what will happen.”

Blue imitates a groan and nods.

Silence remains between the two, before Blue asks about informing NNIT on the Plasma Ball situation.

Science Bear: “That I haven’t done, due to wanting to relax after the unadulterated chaos that the challenge became. I plan on giving the info to the team tomorrow morning before the elimination, as long as I can avoid Lamb.”

Blue gives a thumbs up, and gets up from his seat at a cafeteria table, leaving to go to his room. He waves goodbye to Science Bear, who returns the gesture.

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Science Bear standing idly outside the hallway to IDIOT’s rooms, quietly snacking on some chips. Suddenly, Blue bursts out from a room, clearly very excited, and almost runs into Science Bear due to not paying attention.

Science Bear: “You certainly seem ecstatic today, Blue. I take it you followed my advice?”

Blue nods vigorously.

Science Bear: “Well, that’s nice to know. As for yesterday’s concerns on informing NNIT about the debacle, I was planning on doing it soon, but I suppose now is better than never.”

Blue gives a thumbs up, then speeds out of the hallway and to somewhere else in the building. Science Bear begins to walk towards NNIT’s hallway, but something smacks him in the head and knocks him out. Lamb walks in, having thrown the object that made Science Bear pass out.

Lamb: “I can’t be having anything important revealed.”

Lamb then calls Plasma Ball in, and the two take Science Bear to some other room that’s pitch black. Science Bear wakes up in the room, confused about where he is.

Science Bear: “Well, that’s certainly bothersome…”

Science Bear gets up, and immediately sees the glow emanating from Plasma Ball’s eyes. Lamb also turns on a lantern to illuminate his face.

Lamb: “We are aware of rumors you have heard of regarding Plasma Ball, and we are simply here to defuse them before they spread and cause unnecessary distrust. I have only taken drastic measures because otherwise, I would be at risk.”

Science Bear: “If you were trying to defend yourselves from the rumors, why go into the effort to do this?”

Lamb: “Because we have a question to ask. Failure in answering correctly or at all will result in dire consequences.”

Lamb puts heavy emphasis on ‘dire consequences’.

Science Bear: “What is it that you need to know from me?”

Lamb: “It’s not what you know, but rather, what your choice is.”

Lamb: “Will you join my cult, and by extension the kingdom of King Julien, by your own accord or by force? Failure to comply with the correct answer will bring you…”

Plasma Ball mindlessly holds up a heavily sharpened knife, glistening in the light of Lamb’s lantern.

Lamb: “Unsatisfactory results.”

Science Bear: “I guess I don’t have much of a choice. But please don’t harm any of my teammates.”

Lamb: “That wasn’t planned, I assure you. Farewell for now, Science Bear.”

Lamb knocks out Science Bear again, and he and Plasma Ball drag him back out of the room and back into the hallway discreetly…

Meanwhile, outside the building, Blue is gleefully telling something to Enderman and Red as the three are building something with Minecraft blocks, Blue wearing a pumpkin so as to not accidentally aggravate Enderman. Enderman seems to give simple nods and thumbs ups to what Blue is saying, while Red is egging the stickman on.

Red: “That’s great! Can’t wait to see how it turns out!...”

Enderman notices a tinge of sadness in Red’s voice, and tilts their head to ask what’s wrong.

Red: “Eh, nothing, just… Don’t got anyone on my team I can really befriend, y’know! Well, except Tree-y, but, uh…”

Flashback to Tree-y standing outside Red’s door while singing.

Tree-y: “♪ can you wake up please                    we have places to be ♪”

Red’s muffled voice can be heard from within the room.

Red: “I’m not even sleeping, I’m just drawing!”

Tree-y: “♪ you should not be in there long                                    it will be a slog ♪”

Red groans from inside his room. Cut back to present time.

Red: “...he can be a bit irritating sometimes, admittedly.”

Enderman thoughtfully nods, as Blue puts some blocks in place, before telling Red how he shouldn’t have to worry about making friends on his team since he can just hang out with the other two.

Red: “Yeah, true, but I don’t want to be enemies with my own teammates! There’s already one team in disarray as is…”

Red motions to NNIT, where a giant argument is happening with everyone - save for Plasma Ball. Wonder why that could be, hmmmmmmm.

Red: “And, above all else, I just… don’t want to feel left out.”

Blue gives a silent sigh, before explaining further that if Red has clear differences from his team, it’s completely fine.

Red: “...Whatever you say, I suppose.”

Red plops a block into place.

Red: “Say, what are we building, anyways?”

Enderman picks up Red and plops him down a distance away from the build as Blue also comes to admire the finished construction - a one-to-one recreation of the Skeld.

Red: “Woah, how’d you manage to make it so exact? This is amazing!”

Blue… keeps his methods a secret. Enderman had nothing to do with it so they shrug.

Red: “Works for me! Thanks, you two!”

Red gives handshakes to both of them, who nod in thanks. Blue then says that Red can use the build for a practical purpose, as a getaway from BFDI when needed.

Red: “Oh, that’s really thoughtful! Thanks again! See you later when the challenge starts!”

Red runs over to the build and enters it, as Blue and Enderman fistbump.

Cut to NNIT, where their argument is about what to do with the whole Plasma Ball situation.

Bill Cipher: “I say we just kill her and then that’ll fix her!”

Artificer: “She died during N’s massacre last challenge, and yet she’s still screwed up, that isn’t going to do shit.”

Plankton: “It’s probably some sort of hypnosis, we can just snap her out of it!”

Nacho: “And what’s your plan for doing that?...”

Plankton goes silent.

Nacho: “That’s what I assumed.”

The Knight argues by writing that if it really is hypnosis, then that should have also been fixed upon death.

Plankton: “Barnacles, I guess that’s true.”

Torch God writes ‘MAYBE IT’S REALLY’

‘STRONG HYPNOSIS’

‘THERE’S SOME POWERFUL’

‘PEOPLE AROUND HERE’

Artificer: “You raise a good point, but the only person I could think of who could pull that type of shit is Bill Cipher, and something’s telling me he - surprisingly - isn’t the culprit.”

Bill Cipher: “Surprisingly? Tsk, tsk, I am offended!”

Artificer: “Good.”

Torch God seems to think for a moment, before writing ‘LAMB?’

Artificer: “...I could see that. For now, we should keep tabs on him. But don’t forget, we also need to work on getting those people on Blocky’s team up for elimination. That’s our main goal. Plasma Ball… yes, her odd state is annoying, but ultimately not as important.”

Plankton: “That’s something I can agree on!”

Nacho: “Then I don’t agree on it.”

The Knight gives a confused stare at Nacho. Plankton just sighs heavily as his response, fed up with her.

Cut to the cafeteria, where RCoKJ is once again holding a meeting. Lamb arrives late, accompanied by Plasma Ball. He sits down.

Donkey: “You’re late? That’s crazy!”

Spider-Ham: “Never did I expect that to happen.”

Lamb: “I got caught up in… personal business.”

King Julien nods in understanding.

King Julien: “No harm there! Now, let us begin this meeting!”

King Julien: “First off, Lamb, have you brought in any new citizens?”

Lamb: “Science Bear from IDIOT has been successfully recruited, and I have advised Warrior to ask his friend to join our kingdom. Besides that, not much progress has been made, but I do plan on inviting more of the team IDIOT, since they stand on neutral grounds with all teams as of now, and after the cataclysm Cool Friends had last challenge I’m more hesitant on bringing members from that team.”

King Julien: “Sounds good! Anyone else got any news?”

Ploque: “I accidentally ripped a hole through the walls of everyone’s rooms in my row with one of my saws. That’s the only mildly interesting thing I can think of.”

Glendale: “That’s not good!”

Lamb: “And you… didn’t bother to fix it.”

Ploque: “Yeah, pretty much!”

Rocket: “Ploque, that’s not nice!”

Ploque nods knowingly.

Carl: “I found the remains of an ancient civilization underground.”

Ploque, seemingly already knowing something’s up, gives a glare at Carl.

Carl: “What? I didn’t do anything bad.”

Ploque: “I find it hard to believe that.”

Carl: “...So maybe I accidentally read forbidden tablets from said ancient civilization…”

Ploque facepalms.

Carl: “Hey, it’s not like it’ll summon an eldritch god or anything!”

Rocket: “That’s called jinxing, right?”

Ploque: “Yes. Thanks Carl for ruining everything ever.”

Glendale: “I’m sure he didn’t mean it!”

Ploque: “Hard doubt on that front! This guy literally cut off Donkey’s front legs for whatever the heck a ‘meat dragon’ is.”

Donkey: “It didn’t feel very good at all!”

Glendale: “...Yeah, I guess that’s true.”

Lamb: “You guys are getting disastrously off-topic.”

King Julien: “That may have been… harsh… But Lamb is right, we have a topic of utmost importance to discuss - which is our upcoming elimination.”

And just like that, the fear of getting out sets in on everyone… except Lamb, who seems disinterested. Also Plasma Ball since she’s not even ON the team, and y’know. possession stuff.

Glendale: “I don’t want to be first eliminated from this team!”

Spider-Ham: “I doubt anyone here wants to be!”

King Julien: “I assure you all that we’ll stand strong no matter who we may lose! Unless it is me, that would be a very bad time. But I stand by the idea that I will stay to live another day, so no disarray will occur!”

Glendale: “I think we can all agree King Julien being safe is top priority, right?”

Most nod. Ploque and Rocket don’t, and Lamb does it VERY slowly, though he has Plasma Ball seemingly agree for him.

Lamb: “It’ll be an unfortunate circumstance indeed.”

King Julien: “With all said, I have one final request before this meeting finalizes.”

King Julien turns to Glendale.

King Julien: “In the circumstance I am voted out, will you take the role of leader?”

Glendale: “Of course!”

King Julien: “Thank you. You are all dismissed! However, I suggest we head to the waiting room for elimination now so we’re not late.”

This is agreed on by everyone, so the entire team heads to the elimination waiting room, Lamb having Plasma Ball remain in the cafeteria. He and Ploque are the last ones to leave, so Ploque takes the opportunity to ask a single question.

Ploque: “Why is she always with you? I haven’t seen her leave your side since you revealed the whole agreeability curse shtick.”

Lamb: “It sustains the curse’s power, in a way.”

Ploque seems a bit off-put by the answer, but still nods in acceptance of Lamb’s response, albeit with a nervous look. The two leave the cafeteria and go to the waiting room.

Cut to a game room, where all of CF is playing some sort of board game, including Flowey who looks very disinterested but definitely got forced to play anyways.

Flowey: “I don’t get this, how the fuck am I supposed to progress if I keep getting sent back?!”

Pizza Steve: “Just gotta get better luck, Flowster!”

Flowey: “Do not call me that.”

Pizza Steve rolls two dice, and gets a ten.

Pizza Steve: “Score!”

Pizza Steve moves a game piece ten spaces and lands on a ‘roll again’ tile.

Flowey: “Wh- how- WHAT?!?!”

Amelia: “I… think you should calm down… a little, Flowey.”

Agreed, the guy’s too hotheaded for his own good.

Wheatley: “Hey, he’s not threatening to kill anyone this time, I think it’s better than last time!”

Flowey: “Want me to change that?”

Wheatley: “...No thank you!”

Flowey: “Good, now shut up.”

Pizza Steve rolls a five, and moves to a basic tile.

Pizza Steve: “Could be worse. Your turn, N.”

N: “Yeah, nice!”

N grabs the dice and rolls them. He gets a one, which places his playing piece on a ‘move back eight spaces’ tile.

N: “Aw, biscuits!”

Kris gives a ‘sucks hard’ look at N, who moves his piece backwards.

N: “Alrighty, Stanley and co, your time to shine!”

N tosses the dice to Stanley.

Now, let’s just hope that we don’t get seven, because right there in that spot is singlehandedly the worst possible place to land.

…And the dice lands on seven.

That was intentional and I know it.

L

Anyways the tile that Stanley’s piece lands on is ‘go back to start and skip your next roll’. Harsh. Stanley reluctantly obliges the instructions before silently handing the dice to Kris, who rolls them immediately and gets a twelve, which places their piece on ‘Move forward eight spaces’. The tile that is landed on then is a completely normal tile, but places them five spaces away from the finish.

N: “Woah!”

Flowey: “This is just unfair!”

Wheatley: “It’s a game of chance, Flowey, don’t go too hard on it!”

Flowey: “I will go as hard on it as I want to!”

Flowey tries flipping the board, but is subdued by Wheatley rolling over - and therefore, accidentally crushing - the flower.

Flowey: “Shit.”

Wheatley: “...That wasn’t intentional, folks!”

Cut to Warrior knocking on Charles’ door. The stickman takes a while to answer and open the door.

Charles: “Hey Warrior! What’s up?”

Warrior: “Just got a bit of a question to ask, mind if I come in though, buddy?”

Charles: “Don’t mind at all! Just, be careful where you’re walking.”

Charles lets Warrior into the room, where everything has been rearranged to allow Charles’ helicopter to stand at the back of the room. Also the back wall DOESN’T EXIST ANYMORE???

Warrior: “Oh, yeah, I can see why I’d need to be careful! The entire back wall’s gone!”

Charles: “Couldn’t find an easier way to get my helicopter in here, heh.”

Warrior: “What’s it doing in here anyways?”

Charles: “I was working on some repairs to it that it didn’t magically regain like normal. Plus, I had to fix the external controls… Not a fun experience, lemme tell you that.”

Charles: “Enough chit-chat, though, what’s up Warrior?”

Warrior: “Alrighty, so… y’know the team with Lamb on it, right?”

Charles is silent for a moment.

Charles: “Warrior, I can already tell you’re trying to ask me to join, Enderman told me about you hanging out with them in a meeting a while ago.”

Warrior goes blank-faced.

Warrior: “Oh. Darn.”

Warrior: “Well, there’s one other thing I have to ask! So, Lamb himself’s got his own little thingie-”

Charles: “Please don’t tell me you’re a part of it.”

Warrior: “...”

Charles: “And you want me to join too, right?”

Warrior: “...yea”

Charles sighs.

Charles: “Alright, fine, but if Lamb does any freaky things I’m outta there pronto.”

Warrior gives a thumbs up.

Warrior: “Nice! Now, I’m gonna go wait outside for the challenge to start. See ya there!”

Warrior heads out of the room.

Cut to the waiting room for the elimination area. RCoKJ has been waiting around for a while.

Rocket: “I’m bored! When is Mr. Host Guy going to come and get us!”

Koe peeks into the waiting room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “My name’s not Mr. Host Guy.”

Koe then fully opens the door.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “But, it is time now! So y’all can get your butts in there so we can do the elimination!”

Spider-Ham: “Comedic timing. Great!”

The team enters the elimination room, as per usual. Koe generates the holographic bar graph once again.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Welcome, Royal Circle of King Julien! You lot are the last team to go up for elimination, which is a pretty neat feat, but your loss shines through regardless. Onto stuff that doesn’t sound like I ate a thesaurus for breakfast, we got twenty seven votes! Sadly less than last time, but I won’t say more considering last season had a bad record of votes whenever they’re mocked for being low.”

The team sits down in anticipation, except for Lamb, who looks uncaring.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “First off, for our spin votes, Glendale is the only person to not receive any votes.”

Glendale: “Ohhhh, that’s not good at all, wow…”

King Julien: “Perhaps you have just flown under the radar?”

King Julien shrugs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next to not spin is Donkey with a singular vote!”

Donkey: “Hey, might not be the best, but one vote is one vote and I’ll take it!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “He didn’t receive any vote reasons, so we’re onto the next person that didn’t receive enough votes, which is Spider-Ham with just two!”

Spider-Ham: “Aw, dagnabbit!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Spider-Ham’s first reason, we have ‘pretty delifo’.”

Spider-Ham: “What in tarnation is that meant to mean?”

Koe shrugs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Second is ‘Lumina: He did the absolute best of the entire team, don't think much explaining Is needed.’.”

Spider-Ham: “Ay, thanks!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto the next person, Ploque only received three.”

Ploque gives a subtle sigh.

Ploque: “I really am not surprised, I’ll be honest…”

Rocket: “Hey, ya shouldn’t talk down on yourself, Ploque!”

Ploque: “...Sorry, I guess?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The first reason given for Ploque is ‘I love Points of Conflict! Just chillin' even with all the chaos earns some great respect too. Slight bias because I LOVE Wooden Workshop, it was the first time I heard Kubbi's Up In My Jam (All of a Sudden) which is one of my favorite songs.’.”

Ploque immediately brightens up upon hearing the name of the song.

Ploque: “Oh, I love that song too!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The second and final one received is ‘Despite the fact that he is the only person who I have never heard of at all he is my favorite character on this team 

(Also I wanted to explain why we know who everyone is and that is because from us the voters are from is a world that you and everyone else exists in as books, games and/or movies and tv shows but you probably don’t need to worry that you’re worlds aren’t real because in all likelihood our world probably just has perfect representation of yours and that those things aren’t really your world just perfect windows into them.)

[But who knows maybe you aren’t really real and nothing you do matters, do whatever you want with this information.]’.”

Donkey: “Wow, that turned dark!”

Spider-Ham: “I do not want to think about possibly being not real, no thank you!”

Ploque would blink in confusion if she had eyes.

Ploque: “That was…”

Ploque: “Uh.”

Ploque: “Well then.”

Ploque goes silent for a moment.

Ploque: “...It’s she, by the way.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, let’s get that potential existential crisis out of the way, and get to what’s next - the next person to not spin! Said person is Carl, only receiving four votes.”

Ploque sighs in relief that Carl didn’t end up getting to spin the wheel.

Carl: “What a tragedy.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “First reason is sure to frighten some of you - ‘I would like to inform the entirety of the team Carl’s history of violence includes a dimension of baby hands. And also setting off what I believe was a nuke and then cooking faces (much to poor Paul the other llama which. We love Paul we love him) and the only standard I believe this man has is that he doesn’t like raw faces.

-paleskowitz’.”

Glendale: “That’s a lot, I’m scared now…”

Carl: “I didn’t do any of that! Definitely! I am a very trustworthy individual.”

Ploque gives a glance to Carl.

Ploque: “I highly doubt that.”

Carl: “...”

Carl: “Okay maybe I did set off a nuke. And I may have also destroyed the South American government.”

Ploque: “Why’d you annihilate an entire government???”

Carl: “The people declared to overthrow it. Viva la resistance.”

Ploque: “That is not a just reason at all.”

Carl: “It is if you believe in it.”

Ploque: “Well I don’t believe in it!”

Carl: “Sucks to suck, then. Sorry.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “well then.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next reason is ‘CaAAAAaAAaaAAaaaAaaAaaaAAaaAAaaaAAaaAaAAAAAAARL!’.”

Carl: “Ah, sounds just like Paul.”

Rocket: “Who is Paul, though?”

Carl: “My friend.”

Ploque: “You have friends???”

Carl: “Yes, I am a social person.”

Ploque: “Seriously doubted that with the whole nuke thing but. Okay. Then. Cool.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Finally, we have ‘The end of Llamas with Hats made me feel an intense sadness I didn't even know I could feel. -Tayoga’.”

Ploque: “I, myself, am sad because this guy exists.”

Carl: “Hey, uncalled for! Now we’re both in the wrong!”

Ploque: “That’s not even justifiably at the same level what do you mean- ”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, shush, you two. Time for the final three! King Julien, Lamb, and Rocket!”

King Julien looks excited, Lamb gives a nondescript expression, and Rocket is giddy with excitement.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Two of you received five votes, while the other earned seven. To begin the vote reasons, we’ll start with King Julien - ‘bEcausE ALL HAIL KING JULIEN WOOOOOO hopE you do wEll my king’.”

King Julien: “To hear the voters themselves praise my glorious kingdom is great news!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘It all belongs to the other side...

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WE LIVE 🌱🌳

WE LOVE 👨❤️💋👨💕

WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

tôi vừa mới nhận ra rằng tôi có thể thích nói gì tùy ý ở đây vì MC đéo hiểu tiếng Việt. thế thì tôi ship gấu khoa học với ống nghiệm đây. xanh da trời mà cố thì chắc còn cái nịt’. …I’m not sure I want to ask what that was.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The third reason is ‘i am mort.’.”

King Julien: “Mort’s a voter? Well, greetings, then!”

Glendale: “Who’s that?”

King Julien: “One of my closest friends from back home! Miss him.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet (Also, do you remember that one time King Julien thought Mort was his son? I do) - ADAGE’.”

King Julien: “I do not miss the feet part, however.”

Ploque: “I don’t think I want to know what the ‘feet part’ is.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Last is ‘Do you still like to move it move it!?

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy i am here to give either lore or fun facts about some of you

Fun fact: Donkey fucked a dragon and has children with said dragon.’. That is definitely the lore ever.”

King Julien: “I will choose to ignore that last part and instead confirm that yes, I still like to move it move it!”

Ploque: “I’m also going to push off that part about Donkey and ask, what is a ‘move it move it’?”

King Julien promptly starts dancing while singing. Ploque just stares confused while Glendale, Rocket, and Spider-Ham all clap. Lamb speaks up for the first time since the elimination started.

Lamb: “This is an elimination, not a club. Let’s focus.”

King Julien: “Yes, right, apologies!”

King Julien stops and returns to sitting in his seat.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Thanks for that, Lamb. Coincidentally, it is now time for your vote reasons, starting with ‘lambs cult in lambs world seems like a nice place to live actually aside from the occasional sacrifice or two (yes i am a big fan of cult of the lamb)

i am already religious BUT if you need a representative im your guy :)’.”

Rocket: “Sacrifice???”

Lamb: “You missed when I had joined this team. I explicitly mentioned sacrifices there. Do not be too surprised.”

Ploque: “I expected that to be more of a Carl vote reason than yours but… guess I have two people to fear now! Hooray!”

Donkey: “Why would you say hooray about fearing people?”

Ploque: “Sarcasm, Donkey. Sarcasm.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘you know what sure let's make him even more overpowered’.”

Lamb: “I wouldn’t call myself overpowered. Bill easily overpowers my abilities, as much as I hate to say it. If you wanted to make anyone overpowered, it would be him.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Third is ‘Arguably the most important character in the competition as of right now. Even excluding that, he's pretty well-written.’.”

Glendale: “Well-written?”

Lamb: “Don’t worry too much about it.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Fourth is ‘familiarity bias’.”

Lamb: “Expected.”

King Julien: “I must say, you seem to be keeping extremely calm right now!”

Lamb: “Even if I didn’t have my current reasons for doing so I would keep calm. I don’t care much about this opportunity. Learning about the true elimination is more of my concern.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The fifth and final reason is ‘no comment’.”

Lamb: “If you do not have a comment, there is the option to not put anything, you know.”

Spider-Ham: “ Yeesh , passive-aggressive much?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto the last one of the final three for spinning, Rocket-”

Rocket: “Woo!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “-we start with ‘rocket is silly. i love rocket. hes just. a silly lil phighter. by the way, a message to rocket himself; hows zuka and sword doing?? as i write this, its the broker’s birthday. what do you think about that information.

-zapper’.”

Rocket: “First question, I dunno about right now since it’s been a while since I was home and I don’t know how long we’ve been here, but last time I saw them they were good! Second one…”

Rocket gives a small frown.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Second reason is ‘roblos.

+ i'm prolly gonna try to play phighting sometime soon so yeah

meta question rq: is there vr support for the game?

also what the FUCK- the absolute solver got N???? someone get Tessa here or something dear god

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)’.”

META QUESTION ANSWER - i do NOT know sorry. Spontaneously combusts

Rocket: “Yeah, you should phight! It’s really fun!”

King Julien: “What is this ‘phight’ thing-”

Ploque shushes King Julien.

Ploque: “Ask that later because you are going to get the biggest infodump of your life if you ask now.”

Ploque: “...Not that that’s bad but we will spend an extra two hours here if you ask right now.”

King Julien: “Got it!”

Glendale: “Is- is nobody going to mention the ‘absolute solver’ part?”

Lamb: “That’s the thing that was taking over N last challenge, though only I actually noticed. Remember this card I played in the game?”

Lamb holds up the Solver card he had played in the card game during the last challenge.

Lamb: “This symbol represents the AbsoluteSolver. It’s a virus that infects a certain few of his species. It’s also hidden within the code of Disassembly Drones such as him, and I suppose the arena challenge must have exposed him to a force that allowed the virus to overwrite administrative protections at some point before the stacking challenge.”

Glendale: “Ohhh.”

Donkey: “How’d you learn all that junk about him?”

Lamb: “...”

Lamb: “A magician never reveals their tricks, they say.”

Ploque: “I’m very suspicious of you now.”

Lamb gives no response.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next up is ‘Rocket, you may be the odd one out, but prosthetic boy should stay a little longer. He adds a little more fun if you know what I mean. Imagine if a search party in the crossroads was started because you may or may have not missed atleast 14 phights by now. By the looks of it SWORD seems to be getting a little more desperate…. Anyways have a nice day Rocket ;) -Kairos’.”

Rocket: “Fourteen?! Oh no that’s not good!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next vote reason is ‘I LOVE ROCKET THEY ARE MY SILLY GOOBER AND I LOVE THEM SOOOOOOO SOSOOSOSOSO MUCH!!!!!’.”

The goober :)

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Last is ‘i love phighting (the game and the universe that rocket comes from) (im currently not in the mood for a silly rant or comment sorry) -the goober’.”

Koe gives a phumbs up (ba dum tss) in response to the last part in understanding.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And now, to reveal who gets to spin the wheel…”

Drumroll, and…

King Julien got five votes.

Lamb got five votes.

Rocket got seven.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Rocket gets to spin the wheel with the seven votes! Sorry, other two.”

Rocket: “Let’s go! Woo! Yay!”

Rocket leaps out of his seat happily.

King Julien: “Unfortunate for me, but I’m not complaining when I got in second! That’s good enough for a ruler like me to earn.”

Lamb gives no reaction.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, Rocket, since we have no more vote reasons to go over, you can go ahead and spin the Incredible Wheel of Luck right now!”

Rocket heads over to the wheel and spins it, landing on…

‘Cookbook’

Koe hands Rocket a cookbook.

Rocket: “A cookbook?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “It’ll be handy for the next challenge.”

Rocket: “Ohhhh, okay!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With that done, it’s time to get to the actual elimination part.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Let’s start with those with one vote, since everyone got at least one - Rocket and Spider-Ham are those two!”

Koe tosses stop signs at Rocket and Spider-Ham. Rocket narrowly avoids the sign thrown at him, while Spider-Ham uses his spider senses to catch the sign while it’s flying towards him.

Rocket: “Hey, what was that for???”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “It’s the prize for being safe.”

Spider-Ham: “I wouldn’t consider this a prize, y’know, more of a punishment if you aren’t alert enough.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “ok and?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Rocket’s sole reason received was… ‘hot cockit.’. …Sure.”

Rocket: “What?”

Koe shrugs.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Spider-Ham’s vote reason was ‘un a team with so many unappealing designs you might be the worst’. Damn, roasting everyone here.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next safe is Ploque with just two votes!”

Koe throws a stop sign at Ploque, who cuts it in half just before it slaps her in the face.

Ploque: “Maybe just hand them to us instead of flinging them at high speeds!?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Mmmm… don’t feel like it.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “For Ploque’s vote reasons, the first one was ‘This is going to bE a hard choicE but I'm choosing to votE ploquE sorry dudE but your the lEast intErEsting hErE no offEnsE,hopE your doing wEll at lEast 😕’.”

Ploque: “...No offense taken.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The other reason is ‘Bro didn't even WANT to be here, let him free-’.”

Ploque: “Most of us want nothing more than to leave, yeah, but I’d rather be here then in wherever Koe sends us when we’re out.”

Ploque: “Also. She. Again.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The next three safe are Carl, Donkey, and King Julien.”

Koe juggles stop signs before flinging them at high speeds at the three. Carl eats the one thrown at him somehow while Donkey and King Julien are both smacked in the face and thrown across the room.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Woops.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “While those two get back over here, I’ll read out Carl’s vote reasons, starting with ‘If Carl is gone, Ploque and Rocket can be happier (also that hat is ugly) - ADAGE’.”

Ploque: “What a shame we live in a world where that didn’t happen.”

Carl: “Aw, that’s not how you treat your friend!”

Ploque: “We are not friends. Quite the opposite, actually. You’re literally a self-diagnosed sociopath.”

Carl: “Mm, yeah, true.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Second is ‘Really unnerving

Tiiiiiiiissssss I the lore guy heres today's fun fact:

Praise the Lamb, conduit to great power, promised liberator of the One that Waits below.

Yet sacrificial beast take heed for a crown cannot sit upon two brows’.”

Spider-Ham: “What’s that meant to mean?”

Donkey returns to his seat, followed shortly by King Julien.

Donkey: “Sounds like a bunch of hogwash, in my opinion, y’know!”

Lamb gives a monotonous look at Donkey, who nervously sweats.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have ‘we have two sheep like animals on the same team this is not acceptable’. I mean, a llama isn’t that similar to a sheep but okay then.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, to Donkey - we first have ‘He a stinky poo poo’.”

Donkey: “Oh, my feelings! Ow!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Eh, he is, and always has been, a comic relief character, which I don't really like (Just against the trope, not him in general) plus I didn't know who else to vote. -Tayoga’.”

Donkey: “Alright, that one, I can’t blame ya much!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And lastly, we have ‘Picking who to eliminate is a mere matter of process of elimination, since there's no real opinions to be made on pretty much anyone on the team:

King Julien leads the team, and Glendale acts as the second in command, so they're safe.

Lamb is one of the pivotal characters of the current main storyline, so he's safe.

Ploque and Rocket have their 'outlier' arc, so they're safe.

That leaves Carl, Donkey, and Spider-Ham. Carl has had some good comedy moments, so he's safe. Spider-Ham... he may not do much, but at least he's a more serious character than Donkey is. Therefore, Donkey's the best choice for eliminating.’.”

Ploque: “I wouldn’t call Carl’s horrific misdeeds comedy moments. More like what the frick moments.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now, onto King Julien’s vote reasons, one is ‘his show was straight garbage’.”

King Julien: “If I had a show it would be the best show, thank you very much!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The other reason he received is ‘i just think it would be funny if the team just didn't have its namesake player anymore’. Heh, yeah, would be pretty funny.”

King Julien: “Not to me!”

Glendale: “Not to any of us, either.”

Spider-Ham: “Eh, I wouldn’t be too sure on that, unfortunately…”

Spider-Ham takes a glance at Ploque and Rocket.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Now! Onto the final two! Glendale and Lamb!”

Spotlights shine on the two. Glendale is clearly anxious, while Lamb gives no expression.

Glendale: “Oh, this is too scary! I can’t handle it!”

Lamb: “I could care less about this. Let’s just get it over with.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “One of you got six votes, and the other got eight. For the vote reasons you guys got, we’ll start with Glendale’s - ‘glendale im so sorry but youre the only one i dont know much abt but youre still really cool though’.”

Glendale: “W-well, I can’t really blame you for that, I guess…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Glendale hasn't really been a presence at all, to be honest. Carl and Lamb are up to some antics but they're great to watch and have an impact; I feel like the team would be about the same without Glendale.’.”

King Julien: “Now that? That’s just untruthful. She makes an impact!”

Donkey: “...Sometimes I forget she exists.”

King Julien: “That’s not helping, Donkey.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Third is ‘Shade: Honestly the team did really well, just got bad luck in the end, so again, I hose randomly, sorry.’.”

Glendale: “Hose?”

Lamb: “That’s clearly a typo.”

Glendale: “...Oh, okay, that makes sense!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next we have… uh… ‘honestly i have no idea who any of these characters are-- and why 2763 floors? very simple!! so you see....uh i actually don't know. i'm gonna go search that up. 2,763 is a recurring number in the Battle for Dream Island series, most commonly used as the number of miles from the Plains to Yoyleland. In metric units, this distance translates to approximately 4,446.6 km. Michael says that the number 2,763 refers to the number of offspring in each generation in the Huang family,[1] but was later revealed as a troll by Michael.[citation needed] that....explains nothing for me. and the reverse psychology? i'll have you know that i DO have basic survival skills thanks very much >:( and UH OH MY REASONS ARE BECOMING SHORTER QUICK ZEE DO SOMETHING!!! Profily is mainly calm, kind, and easily excitable. They are also very skilled, as they were able to complete every contest Four gave them faster than any other contestant. They desire feeling included, due to allegedly being apart of the show since the beginning and being neglected since no one remembered them. They are also shown to be thoughtful and empathetic as they felt that Four became the desert due to feeling unwanted and ignored, which is how they felt for a long time. LOOKIE HERE ITS PROFILY BFB!!! AHAHAH (plz laugh) UMMMM This is my final goodbye to the Literature Club.

I finally understand. The Literature Club is truly a place where no happiness can be found. To the very end, it continued to expose innocent minds to a horrific reality - a reality that our world is not designed to comprehend. I can't let any of my friends undergo that same hellish epiphany.

For the time it lasted, I want to thank you. For making all my dreams come true. For being a friend to all my club members.

And most of all, thank you for being part of my Literature Club!

With everlasting love,

Monika

LOOK ITS THE END OF DDLC AHAHAHHAHA this is too long. - starry (who's unfortunately alive and well)’. Not sure what the hell happened at the end but… okay…”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “...Let’s just get to the final reason for Glendale. ‘pretty lame’. …Y’know maybe I should’ve read the wall of text as the last one.”

Glendale: “Am I really that lame?”

Spider-Ham: “Hey, don’t beat yourself up over some simple votes! In the end, you just gotta, I dunno, follow your heart or something? I’m a slapstick pig, not a consoling pig, that’s just my opinion though.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Okay, enough feels, time for Lamb’s vote reasons. First one is ‘get sent to the void lambert!!’.”

Lamb: “As if.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Second is ‘Honestly, once he gets his pseudo-cult together, he could be just as dangerous as AbsoluteSolver, and I'm not going to take that chance.’.”

King Julien: “Pseudo-cult?”

Lamb shrugs in order to feign innocence.

Lamb: “As for being stronger than that virus, I highly doubt it if the Solver was able to take down the biggest threat in this competition with relative ease. Not even I could do that, no matter what abilities I inherited.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Next is ‘Jesus Christ first you topple over 5 gods, and here you are trying to take over this competition. Nuh uh, I send thee back to their actually damned world. -Kairos ps. Your followers are starving ;-;’.”

Rocket: “Woah, you’ve killed gods?”

Lamb: “They were nothing like the likes of Bill or Hyehehe, but yes, they were gods, and I did kill them. As for ‘taking over the competition’, I’m only ensuring I get first place in it. Lastly, don’t think your vote will send me back. Know better than to try to eliminate me next time.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “The fourth reason is ‘lamb you're really fucking freaky, im also not very familiar with you, also STOP FUCKING MIND CONTROLLING PLASMA BALL OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANNA SLAUGHTER YOU >:(

- Ember Nyxtical (EmberTheAlphaWolf)

(also. i omor)’.”

Lamb sighs at the mention of Plasma Ball.

Lamb: “It is a simple curse of increased agreeability. Not mind control.”

Glendale: “You sound like you had to explain that before…”

Lamb: “A member of another team which I will not tell the identity of was led to believe in rumors of me doing such things to Plasma Ball. I don’t appreciate the public outings these voters are trying to perform.”

Ploque: “And you’re being completely truthful? I’m not sure how much I really can trust yo-”

Lamb shoots a glare at Ploque, causing the point to shush herself as to not draw Lamb’s fury.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Lastly, we have… the half-reason half-advertisement again. I’ll split it in half again, let’s get the actual reason chunk out of the way. ‘HAH! I KNEW IT! THAT """BILL CIPHER""" AIN'T THE REAL THING THAT'S JUST THE DOLLAR STORE VERSION HAHAHA (yes that was a twsgs referenc please laugh)

oof, ok I'm still wheezing right now. anyway time for the sus detections because there is now actually a reason to do so without the Donald Trump-esque Hyehehe there to help me make easy decisions.

Carl: the entire time I thought he was Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron... yeah also he needs to pay attention to cultural differences and basically refrain on consuming human organs in public. (it's like how you wouldn't eat calamari in front of Inklings, you see.) kinda sus btw it's just because of his manners.

Donkey: this right here is an actual gigachad... look at the way he just gets rid of his enemies...... (not sus)

also side note but you know how people slay dragons, tame dragons, etc? Donkey right here has <i>copulated</i> with one. that's gotta be a testament to his chadness.

Glendale: feels rather naive, really - he immediately joined King Julien's kingdom with only the slightest hint of doubt. not much else to consider, so I'd say he's not sus.

King Julien: his whole kingdom shtick is a little bit suspicious, but it's funny enough that it doesn't matter. all and all I think he is rather goofy and isn't sus.

Lamb: he seems hell-bent on brainwashing people. pretty much his only defining trait really. sus.

Ploque: a reasonable person honestly, which is a feat considering like half of everyone here. I suppose perhaps she ain't sus.

Rocket: I can sympathise with him on these attempts to cheer Ploque up - after all, social support for others is always a good thing. anyway he remains reasonable just like Ploque so I say he ain't sus neither

Spider-Ham: <del>hamNcheese95 reference</del> ngl his insane dedication to the task at hand is really funny. for that reason only I'm gonna say he's not sus lol’. I will add, this is indeed the Bill, but slightly nerfed so as to not have him just absolutely demolish anything and everything. I do care about the watchability of my show and having him go on a chaotic, unstoppable rampage constantly won’t do well for ratings.”

Carl: “Stop eating human organs in public? Whatever do you mean? I don’t do that. I’m a good person.”

…He says this while holding a coffee cup filled with blood. That is probably human blood. With meat chunks in there…

Ploque: “Are you just going to deny everything?”

Carl: “If you deny everything you can never be prosecuted.”

Ploque: “Knowing you, you’d just eat the prosecutor or something anyways…”

Lamb gives an unamused expression towards once again being declared a brainwasher. Which… well, he IS one, but he obviously doesn’t want people to know that. So.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And for the ad part, just bear with me regarding this - ‘also, no, Charles, I did not have sleep deprivation. in fact my sleep schedule has been better than ever before. it is only with such a healthy sleeping habit that I am able to make such detections you see. how do I maintain them? by cooperating with EoD, our proud sponsor for this sus detection, of course!

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King Julien: “May I ask, what does any of that mean?”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “It is nothing you guys would understand, it’s purely for other viewers.”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “With that out of the way, it’s time to reveal the first person voted out from your team!”

A drumroll begins, as Glendale looks increasingly nervous and Lamb gives an uninterested expression…

Lamb only has six votes.

Glendale has eight.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “And Glendale is out with eight!”

Koe throws a stop sign at Lamb, who catches it and plants it in the ground.

Glendale: “Oh, I should’ve known this would happen…”

King Julien: “Don’t put yourself down too much, Glendale, I gotta say that you did do a pretty darn good job while you were in the game!”

Glendale: “But who’s going to take my place as second in command now?”

King Julien: “Do not worry, I will figure that out. For now, I suppose it’s best that you embrace your fate.”

Glendale gives a frown, before turning to Koe.

Glendale: “Alright, I= I guess I’m ready. Eliminate me however you plan on doing it…”

Koe pulls out the THoE.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, bye-bye!”

The THoE showers Glendale in a large beam of light, sending her into the orb.

Rocket: “Where’d she go?!”

Donkey: “She’s just gone!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Don’t worry, it’s basically stasis in a sphere! Nothing bad will happen to her in there, trust me. Now, out to the challenge!”

Koe walks out of the room, and the rest of RCoKJ follows. Ploque is the last one to leave, but right before she does, King Julien stops her.

Ploque: “What is it?”

King Julien: “You see, I have an important thing to tell you!”

Ploque: “Which is?...”

King Julien: “Due to Glendale no longer being in the competition, I’ve decided you will become the second in command!”

Ploque stares at King Julien for a moment.

Ploque: “...What.”

King Julien: “You’re easily the most trustworthy and reliable out of everyone - not to insult their honesty and intelligence, of course! - so I decided you would fit the bill the best.”

Ploque: “...”

Ploque: “Sure… I guess?”

King Julien: “Great!”

King Julien follows the team nonchalantly, leaving Ploque to think about what just happened for a few moments before she realizes that she’s. Kinda just standing. And then she follows the rest of the team outside…

Cut to outside, where everyone is standing around and waiting as per usual. Koe fades into existence in front of the group.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Alright, everybody, it’s time for the seventh challenge! This time, we’re going to have some special guests help out!”

Koe snaps, and three people appear next to him - a profile picture, a point with a curved line for a symbol, and a red square with more squares behind them.

Profily: “Yay! We’re here!”

Ixol takes a bite out of the poptart he’s holding.

Ixol: “I’m only here because there’s going to be food.”

Nanobot buzzes in agreement with Ixol’s reasons.

Profily: “Aw, but what about helping our buddy-friendo Koe?”

Ixol: “I’ve done enough favors for him as is.”

Nanobot says something along the lines of ‘i could care less, ngl’. In synth saw form, of course, this is Nanobot we’re talking about.

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “Yes, these three will play a part in your challenge. Your challenge this time around is a cooking challenge, where you will have two hours to cook something for all of us to try. Each team will be split up into two groups, and each group will receive a score out of fourty, so in total each team will have a score out of eighty. Whichever team has the lowest total score will go up for elimination!”

Mr. Koe Hohzd: “As for the groups, you’ll learn those once we teleport you into the rooms you’ll be cooking in. One last note, you are not allowed to leave the room in any way, shape, or form, until the two hours are up. With that said, we’ll begin now!”

Koe snaps, teleporting the teams into their separate rooms.

Cut to the first room, with Blocky, Red, and Squid. Red silently curses to himself as he’s stuck with probably the worst two people on his team - in his opinion.

Blocky: “Alright, guys, I could really care less about what we do for the food because I have my own plan.”

Squid: “And what is this ‘plan’ you mention?”

Blocky: “Rig NNIT’s food before they give it to the judges so that it blows up in their faces! That way, they’ll get a terrible score and will go up for elimination! Plus, it’s a pretty funny prank.”

Red: “That seems a bit violen-”

Squid: “I can see that working. However, we still need to cook something so as to not potentially fail ourselves in the circumstance that we’re unable to carry out the rigging of their cuisine.”

Blocky: “I’ve got just the thing for that!”

Suddenly, the scene changes to a Yellow Face ad.

Yellow Face: “Ever need to make some food quick but want to put in as little effort as possible? Good news! For only $2.99, you can buy Yellow Face brand mac and cheese! Just put it in a bowl, stick it in the microwave, and you’ve got some good food in mere seconds, no added steps required! And we have a special deal, buy two and you’ll get an extra one free!-”

The ad cuts out as Yellow Face is in the room, with the three BFDI members looking at him in confusion.

Squid: “Did we seriously just condone unwarranted product placement.”

Red: “How’d that guy even get in here?”

Yellow Face: “Uhhhhhh… I don’t know either.”

Blocky: “Eh, whatever, we’ll buy a box of macaroni.”

Blocky hands some money to Yellow Face.

Yellow Face: “Yay!”

Yellow Face gives a box of mac and cheese to Blocky and then vanishes.

Red: “I’m… going to pretend that never happened.”

Squid: “Same.”

Blocky: “We’ve got our food, now let’s get cooking!”

Blocky opens the box, pours its contents into a bowl, and places the bowl in the microwave for five seconds. The mac and cheese immediately cooks, with the cheese also somehow appearing.

Blocky: “Easy!”

Squid: “And now, we do absolutely nothing for two hours.”

Blocky: “Psh, we can think of something to do!”

Blocky motions to Red, who mentally grimaces.

Red: “Oh no…”

Cut to the other three members of BFDI, where Nikoly is opening up a medkit.

Nikoly: “Meal :)”

Sundew: “That’s not a meal. It’s not even edible .”

Tree-y: “♪ maybe its good to try                 or maybe when eaten youll die ♪”

Sundew: “Not reassuring at all.”

Nikoly: “Hey, nothing bad can happen! Trust me, that’s what the script says.”

Sundew: “The what?”

Nikoly: “What’s the what?”

Sundew: “I-”

Sundew groans irritatedly.

Sundew: “Whatever. We’re not using a medkit as our food. Let’s make something that people can actually eat.”

Silence.

Tree-y: “♪ i am a tree-”

Sundew: “No. We don’t have time for your singing.”

Tree-y: “aw.”

Sundew: “Let me do this.”

Sundew opens up a cupboard and gets some ingredients.

Nikoly: “Oh, I didn’t know those were there. And that they had stuff in them.”

Tree-y: “♪ i agree with him              my eyes are dim ♪”

Sundew: “I’d take any of the other three members of this team over you two in a heartbeat.”

Nikoly: “Espacios don’t have hearts.”

Nikoly eats the medkit.

Sundew: “...”

Sundew: “Sometimes I question why I put up with you people.”

Nikoly: “Because we’re friends!”

Tree-y: “♪ yes we are friends                   to the bitter end ♪”

Sundew: “I disagree with that, but whatever. I don’t care anymore. Let’s just get to cooking.”

Cut to the first group of IDIOT, consisting of Charles, Charlie the Unicorn, Enderman, and Science Bear.

Science Bear: “Does anyone here know how to cook? It’s definitely not my forte, but I don’t know about you three.”

Enderman shakes their head no.

Charles: “I mean, I only have this one recipe for banana bread my friends showed me-”

Charlie the Unicorn: “No.”

Charlie suddenly interrupting Charles makes the stickman turn towards him in confusion.

Charles: “What’s wrong with it?”

Science Bear: “If it’s about the food in specific, I may remind you that we aren’t the ones who will be eating it.”

Charlie the Unicorn: “I know that, I’m not an idiot. But bananas… I have bad memories relating to them.”

Charles: “...What did bananas do to you?”

Charlie the Unicorn: “It’s a long story, but I lost my sanity for a moment, and also I got robbed.”

Science Bear: “...I see.”

Charles: “That’s pretty depressing.”

Enderman nods in agreement.

Charlie the Unicorn: “Eh, I’ve gotten used to it. Though a lot of things now remind me of those two… eugh. I’ve become distasteful towards a lot of objects and animals nowadays because of the chaos.”

Science Bear: “Would you mind telling us what affects you so that we don’t accidentally trigger anything?”

Charlie the Unicorn: “Off the top of my head… candy, caves, amulets, the letter Z, bananas as I said before, snowmen, tongues, doors, sea animals in general, goats, the moon, space, millipedes, bombs, and songs .”