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You had a crush on Mulaney, it was pretty obvious. Especially for your friends Ben and Kris.
You were greeted in the hall Thursday morning by your friends
"Yo, Y/N, you coming to Jake's party tomorrow?" Kris asked you
"I... Don't know guys, to be honest, parties aren't exactly my usually kind of activity" you answered, hugging your books close to your chest
"Mulaney's gonna be thereee" Ben sang, teasingly
You looked up, seeing Kris' smirking face.
Rolling your eyes, you smacked your locker and headed towards class.
"I'll think about it" you simply answered.

At lunch you stood in line behind Kris to pay for the food on your tray, John Mulaney slid in behind you, putting his tray on the counter
"Hey Y/N" he said, smiling
"Hi John" you answered, a bit shy
"So, everyone's talking about the party at Jake's this Friday. You coming?"
You shrugged "I'm not sure, party's usually not my thi-"
"Oh yeah! We're definitely coming, both of us" Kris interrupted.
You shot her a surprised look.
"Great! I guess we'll see each other then" John smiled
"Uhh I guess?" You answered, with no confidence.
You paid for your lunch and sat down with Ben, Kris following
"What the heck Kristina?" You whisper yelled at her
"What?" She answered as she picked up a carrot stick
"I said I'd think about it" you snapped, annoyed "I never said I'd go"
"Aaaand you had plenty time to think. I mean if you want a ride on Mulaney you gotta talk to him somehow, and he clearly want you at the party, I didn't see him asking other girls"
"I'm sure it was just a coincidence, because he stood behind me. All I need is to gather enough courage to talk to him and ask him out."
"That's the exact same thing you said... 3 years ago. Come on Y/N, isn't it about time you do something about your crush? Get to live out some of those fantasies, hm?" She poked at you wiggling her eyebrows.
You didn't answer, but forced yourself to take a bite out of your sandwich, not feeling especially hungry.

Friday came around, you stood outside of Jake's parents home, in your "too-short-borrowed-by-Kris-sequined-dress" if you pulled it down to cover your panties, your boobs would pop out, if you pulled it up to minimize your cleavage your panties would be on full display for everyone. You felt uncomfortable, but you had to admit, you looked good.
Kris had told you that a lot too.
On the way up the driveway Kris slapped your ass, so a sinful yelp escaped your mouth
"damn girl, save that for Mulaney's bedroom"
You hid your smile, and gave her a warning glare. She just shot you back a smirk.

Ben and Kris had long abandoned you, so you stood in a corner, drink in hand and swayed back and forth to the music playing.

The party was lame, drunk teenagers everywhere, loud, Horny, boys grinding up against non interested girls.
You weren't sure if people were dancing or just trying to stand up straight.
The drinks were made of 90% pure liquor and 10% lemonade or whatever.
It tasted awful and burned all the way down your throat, but you needed to loosen up so you went with it and swallowed a couple drinks to get in the mood.

Ben and Kris had long abandoned you, so you stood in a corner, drink in hand and swayed back and forth to the music playing.
When someone spoke up beside you
"Hey Y/N?"
You turned around to see "John! Hey" you smiled
"Cool party, huh?" He said, indicating small talk
"You really think so?"You chuckled
"Not really" he chuckled back "You look good though" he said, taking a sip.
You blushed a bit, taking a sip as well "Thank you, so do you"
He really did, in his jeans and button up shirt, with the sleeves rolled up and his hair styled nicely.

You talked a bit about different stuff before he spoke up
"Hey, I really liked your science project, didn't you Ace it?" He asked, casually.
And that's when it all clicked of fucking course... that's the reason he's talked to you, he wants to do a school project together... Or rather, have you do it.
You could roll your eyes, you felt hurt and betrayed, but also extremely stupid for believing that he was actually interested in you.
Maybe John noticed the change in your atmosphere, cause he suddenly became quiet too. Opening and closing his mouth a couple times, like he wanted to say something. You rolled your eyes, he could talk all he wanted, but you weren't gonna let him manipulate you into doing his homework, like some of the other girls, who were totally simping for the popular boys.
Now John was the one to look hurt.

"Hey Buddy!" Someone said from behind you, interrupting the extremely awkward moment.
It was Nick. John's best friend.
He walked up to you and John, and threw an arm around his friend.
"Hi Y/N"
"Hello" you said, shortly
"Uh, John, did you show Y/N that thing yet?"
John looked down and blushed
"I-I don't know what you're talking about"
Nick laughed "Of course you do, you wanted to show Y/N something in Jake's room" Nick said and smiled to you.
You lifted your eyebrows, staring at John, who didn't dare look at you.
"Well, I... I don't have a key!" John said, taking a sip.
"Oh John, did you forget, it's right on top of the door, like always, Jake gave you the permission to show Y/N that thing"
You kept thinking about what they were talking about showing you, convinced it was a school project or something he wanted you to accept helping him on while you were drunk.

John gave a nod into the air, before carefully looking at you
"C-Can I show you something?"
"I guess" you said quickly, with a cold tone.
Out of the corner of your eye you saw Nick flinch.
John stood in a stiff position but took a step towards the stairs, not looking back.

At the front of what you presumed to be the door Jake's room, John slid his hands along the top of the door panel until at key fell down in front of him, he bend down to pick it up, and you couldn't help yourself to take a look at his bum.

John unlocked the door and stood aside so you could enter, he followed you and closed the door, not locking it.
You took a seat on the bed, John kept standing, staring at the floor.
"What did you want to show me?" You spoke
John looked frantic around the room "uhh"
"What? Forgot your project?" You asked crossing your arms in front of you.
"What?" He asked, still looking around the room
"Don't you think I know why you took me in here?" You snapped
John looked surprised "uhh, you do?"
You rolled your eyes "Yea, actually, I do. And no, you can't trick me into doing it, no matter how drunk I am" you said, standing up
John looked pale "No, no, no! I would never, I swear. I just thought maybe you- nevermimd. I am sorry"
"I know exactly what you thought, you could charm me into thinking you were interested in me, only to have me help you with your school project and taking advantage of me to get an A"
"Wait what?" John asked, looking extremely confused
"Oh quit it Mulaney, I'm not dumb, but screw you for making me fall in love with you and using that against me" you yelled at the verge of tears, heading towards the door.
John grabbed your arm and pulled you back towards him, embracing you and connecting your lips.

After a few seconds, he pulled away, and you were left looking shocked as he stared at you, waiting for a reaction.
It took you a couple second to realized what just happened, before an angry look spread onto your face.
"Before you say anything" John quickly interrupted "I want you to know, that I was never going to take advantage of you. It was not some plan to get you to do my school work. I like your Y/N, I have for quite awhile now, Nick said he heard you talking to your friends about having a crush on me, and he knew I liked you too" John said, fidgeting his thumbs
You were shocked.

John looked up "Please, say something. I-If I crossed the line, tell me and I will leave you alone" he stated.
You knitted your eyebrows together blinking a couple times before looking at him
"are you trying to humiliate me right now, because if you are that's really mean"
"No, no, no! I am not. I swear. I like you Y/N. So much!" He said, pushing a strand of hair behind your ears.
You smiled at him.
"Can I kiss you again? With your participation this time?" He smiled
You chuckled and nodded your head, meeting John as he leaned in to plant another kiss, only pulling a part for a few seconds before another kiss, and another, and another...

It quickly escalated to John sitting on the bed, and you straddling him, as you made out.
John having a hard time not grinding against you, as you sat on him, not wanting to overstep your boundaries.
"Is-Is this okay?" John asked
"No" you said, panting "It's not enough. I need more. Please, touch me John" you said attacking your lips to his neck.
John groaned out, as his hands found your hips, moving your sex against his, member, that has started to get interested in what was going on.
You stopped kissing his neck, as you concentrated on the friction between you, meeting his thrusts with your own, throwing your head back and moaning John's name, so that John groaned louder.
"F-Fuck Y/N. This is s-so... Hot! Oh my God!" He said, grinding harder.

You slowed your hips down, making John whine and grind harder.
You leaned into his ear, as you spoke
"I'm sorry for acting like a bitch before"
John shuddered, sounding desperate for you to keep moving
"It's okay. You were just protecting yourself. In the end it turned out way better than I could ever imagine" John said, letting out a chuckle, that sounded very breathy as you decided to quickly move in his lap again.
"That's true. But I do feel like I should make it up to you" you said, kissing him on the neck.
"What? No, you really don't have to- oh"
John cut himself off, as you slid down his lap and seated yourself between his legs, pushing them further apart and snaking your hands up to pull down the zipper and pop the button of his jeans.

You looked up at John and smiled, as he swallowed thickly, before giving you an unsure smile.
"Is this okay?" You asked, noticing his expression.
John nodded his head, biting his lip
"Yeah, but if you are about to do, what I hope you're about to do you should know, no one's ever done that before"
"Oh, really, no one's ever given you head"
"No" John said, his eyes dark and pupils blown, like he was imagining it happening.
You smirked up at him, placing your hands on his lap and standing back up so that you were leaning over him, placing a quick pecks on his lips
"allow me to be your first, then" you said and bend back down to the previous position on your knees, between his legs.

You let your hands rub up and down his legs a couple times before hooking your fingers into the waist band of the open jeans. John was lifting his hips to help you as you pulled them down.
His member was already hard, and straining against his briefs. You leaned down and placed a quick kiss on it, John jumping at the contact as his cock did the same.
Hungry eyes staring down at you, as your hands found their way to the waistband of his boxers, rubbing up his thighs, John let out a hiss as your palm traced across his bulge.

You couldn't help but chuckle a little, knowing that the smallest of your touches had him completely weak at your mercy.
You pulled down his boxers, slowly, freeing his member, standing not far from completely hard.
You smirked up at him, he was biting his lips and watching you, with dark eyes.

You spat on your hand and wrapped it around the base of him, twisting your wrist as you slowly started moving your hand up and down.
Making it slick.
John eyed you surprised.
You grinned at his reaction "Is it a problem to use my spit on your cock? Because if that's the case, a blowjob might get a bit difficult"
"S-sorry, you're right. Please don't stop" John moaned, gritting his teeth and straining his entire body.
You went slower "Relax, John" you said "Get comfortable, okay? This is for you. Sit up against the headbord or lay down, just enjoy. I wanna do this" John nodded his head and then positioned himself so his back was leaning against the headboard of the bed, you crawled up from the floor and sat in between his legs on top of the bed.

You decided that enough was enough, you gave him a few faster pumps and twists before leaning down licking from the base to the tip.
"Uh- Fuck... Mff" John groaned, throwing his head back.
You chuckled "Breathe John" you said before leaning down and gave him a couple more times, quicker.
You wanted to make him feel good, but you didn't want to overstimulate him, so your took your time, giving him some quick licks, and some longer licks.
But when you eventually took John's head into your mouth, locking your lips around it and sucking gently, John was not ready and let out a loud high pitched moan.
You decided to not think about the consequences and instead focus on your task, taking him further and further into your mouth, while massaging him with your tongue, finding all the good spots, pumping him with your right hand, following your mouths movements and fondling his balls in your left.
"Oh my God, baby. This- This is the best thing I have ever tried, Fuck! Hng.. It feels so good, mmh" John's groans and praise was so arousing to listen to and you could basically feel yourself dropping into your panties.

"let me know, when you're close. I want you to finish inside me"
"Fuck, yea!" John said, his hands finding their way into your hair, you let him guide you to the pace he wanted, gently pushing your head further down, chasing his own pleasure.
You let your jaw go slick and relaxed your throat so he could use you the way he desires.
"Oh fuck, fuck Y/N, that's it... I really don't want to stop but if we don't, I'm gonna come like this any second now" John groaned, removing his hands.
You gently pushed off of him, and even though John knew it was coming, he couldn't control the whimper that escaped hi, at the loss of your warm, wet, mouth.

However, he would soon feel another kind of warm heat surrounding him, since you could, yourself, feel how badly you ached for John, you felt it all over your body, just screaming to be filled up by him.
You quickly stood up, pushing down your panties and kicking them off.
"th-the dress too... Please. I wanna see you" John spoke.
You smiled and reached behind yourself to zip it down and shimmy out of it, leaving you standing in only the lace bra you were wearing.
You reached behind yourself to unhook the bra and let it fall to the floor, standing in front of John, naked as the day you were born.
"So beautiful" John whispered
You crawled up to him, straddling him again, starting to button down his shirt, throwing it off his shoulders and pulling his pants and boxers all the way off.
Both of you now naked, your clothes thrown in different piles on the floor, you crawled back up and sat on John's thigh.
"Condom?" You asked
John's eyes got big, and then he looked extremely embarrassed
"I-I don't have any"
"Maybe Jake does" you said, reaching over to look in his night stand, praying to god he kept condoms in there.
You giggled excited as you found what you were looking for.
Holding it up in front of John, he smiled in response.

You ripped open the condom with your teeth and rolled it on to him
"ready?" You asked
"So ready" John answeews
You lifted your hips higher, lining him up with your entrance, you took a deep breath as you slowly sunk down on to him, let ting out a moan and grabbing at his shoulders, for life as your eyes rolled back.
John let a deep, gutterral groan escape as his eyes shut closed, his head thrown back.
His hands finding your hips, to help your bouncing on him.
You grabbed his shoulders and clung to his body as you quickened your pace.
John embraced you, holding you tight, before flipping you over and thrusting into you, hard
"Jooohn, yesss~" you responded to the quick pace and position
"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" John moaned, his thrusts getting sloppier "Y/N... I-I am so close, Y/N, I can't-"
"It's okay. You've done amazing, come for me John" you whispered.
He did, emptying himself into the condom while moaning your name, barely catching himself from slamming down on top of you, breathing heavily.
You let him lay down for a moment, before he pulled out of you.
"you didn't finish, did you?" John asked
You shook your head and smiled "No, but it's okay, this was more than I could have wished for"
John stood up, quickly getting rid of the condom before sitting down on the bed, between your legs, on his knees.
"Well, let it be known, that I, John Edmund Mulaney, never leaves a woman unsatisfied" was all he said, before he leaned down and kissed you, sucking your bottom lip in between his teeth, nibbling on it, before kissing further down your body to your breasts, sucking and licking them, while his hand went down between your legs, to play with your clit.
After he was satisfied with your breasts, his lips made a trail further down to your belly button, before he crawled down to kneel on the floor, pulling at your legs, to get your sex down to the end of the bed, with him.
He pulled your legs to rest on his shoulders, as he was now face-to-face with your pussy.
Licking a stripe at your lips.
You sighed in frustration and grabbed at his hair, guiding him to where you wanted him.
"Sorry honey, but I don't have time for this gentle, loving treatment, I need it rough to get off or I'm gonna explo- ohhh"
Seemed that John got your message, cause he immediately started fucking your pussy with his tongue, licking at your clit, sucking it, flicking it, while inserting two fingers inside you.

You felt your climax nearing quickly
"Yess, fuck, John, that's it, god!"
Using his fingers to spread your lips, so that he could get in deeper, licking quickly and hard, into you, just the right pressure to getting you off
"c-clit" you stuttered, grabbing his hair and guiding him, he focused on your clit, sucking it. That was it, you saw stars as you shook through your orgasm, screaming John's name in the process.

As you opened your eyes, getting back into your own body, you realized you were stilt holding a firm grip at John's hair.
You released quickly with a "sorry"
John chuckled "You had me worried for a second, that I was gonna go bald, but it's okay, I loved it, that was really hot, with you getting rough and guiding me, you nearly got me hard again.
You rested your head on top of his chest, tracing patterns into his chest hair, just listening to his heart beat.
John planted a kiss onto your the top of your head.
You giggled
"What?" He chuckled
"Edmund?" You asked
John laughed and slapped your ass playfully "shut up!"

At the same moment the door was opened, the both of you jumping, grabbing at something to cover yourselves with.
In the doorway stood Ben, Kris and Nick, all bursted out laughing and highfiving excessively.
"IT WORKED!" Ben yelled
"You finally got your ride on Mulaney" Kris responded
You blushed as John looked at you, amused.
"You finally lost your virginity, huh Mulaney" Nick teased.
Now John looked embarrassed
"I-I, I wasn't-"
You sighed and stood up, trembling over to slam the door in their faces, turning the key.
"You should really pee, Y/N, don't want to get a bladder infection" Kris yelled through the door
"We used protection you dumbass" You yelled back
"TOLD YOU!" Nick yelled "You owe me 10$"

John was laughing, from the bed, you tried to hold it back, but failed and soon you were both bursting from laughter.

"Do you really think they planned this?" John asked
The answer came through the door.
"YES WE DID!"