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It was a peaceful day on the Octopod, Barnacles was feeding his newborn PC, or Powder Cat, whom Barnacles have given birth to from his tummy bummy wummy
Barnacles: Sleep tight little one
Barnacles then puts Powder Cat to bed
Kwazii was in his room searching DeviantArt to see if there were feet pics of him, but couldn't find any
Peso was in the medical room euthanizing some animals cause he couldn't help then, well he could but he didn't want to
Peso: Sorry Sandy the sea turtle, but there's nothing I can do...
Dashi was in her room watching Captain Barnacles angst TikToks, that's when she finds a TikTok of her whitewashed, so she goes to the TikToker's house
COUGH COUGH HAMMY_SAM_HAH'S HOUSE COUGH COUGH
Dashi then kills them, however that's when she finds out that they were actually fixing the whitewashing, but Dashi has no regrets on killing Sam
Shellington was in his room with some rat Buggaboizz and the two play Uno together, whoever the rat wins, so Shellington snaps the rat's neck out of anger
Tweak was... uh... doing nothing...
Tweak: I'm doing absolutely fucking nothing :D
Inkling was too old to do fucking shit
The Next Day
Barnacles was getting breakfast ready for Powder Cat, however he gets a call from someone...
Barnacles: Hello?
Caller: Hey... is this Barnacles Bear?
Barnacles: Mhm, yes
Caller: Are you Bianca's sister
Barnacles: Yes?
Caller: I'm sorry to tell you this, but your sister was murdered by poachers...
Barnacles: WHAT?!
Caller: Bianca was walking with her cubs, Orson and Ursa, that's when a bunch of poachers saw her... She tries to run... but... they caught up to and we saw a harpoon in her head, there was... blood... everywhere... Orson and Ursa... they saw it all... they told me, they're going to stay with their grandmother, goodbye, but before I go, she was pregnant too
Barnacles: Wait there was a baby in her tummy bummy wummy summy mummy hummy lummy pummy shummy rummy zummy jummy gummy fummy scummy?
The phone was cut off...
Barnacles then started to cry like a fucking little bitch
aka more Barnacles angst woohoo
Barnacles then goes to the HQ and presses the octo-alert
Barnacles: Octonauts... T-To the HQ (sobs uncontrollably)
Kwazii was still on DeviantArt
Peso was euthanizing more animals
Dashi was disposing a body
Shellington was eating a body
Tweak was doing nothing
Inkling was being old
The Vegimals were being dead, cause Barnacles used them to make Powder Cat's breakfast
Barnacles then announced to everyone that Bianca died...
IN CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH I'M ENDING THIS SHIT ON CLIFFHANGER LMFAO
help me