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[6:45pm]

Dj has added Gwen, Geoff, Heather and 17 others to “tdi groupchat”

Duncan: tf is this

Dj: geoff told me to make this !!

Dj: it wasnt my idea i swear

Geoff: DUDE!!

Geoff: STOP THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS

Courtney: Why wouldn’t you just make the gc yourself

Courtney: You have everybody’s number too

Geoff: bc if dj made it nobody would be mad

Noah: can i leave

Owen: AWW CMON BUDDY THIS COULD BE FUN!!!!

Gwen: owen i love you but tone down the excitement

Owen: AWW Sorry Gwenny poo!!

Gwen: no problem.

Noah: shes def gritting her teeth rn

Heather: GWENNY POO???? LMAOOOOO

Gwen: girl stfu before i come fight ur ass

Leshawna: GET HER ASS!!

Geoff: ANYWAYSS

Geoff: i made this chat so we could all still be friends!!!

Courtney: I don't wanna still be friends with any of you!!!

Noah: then dont

Courtney: SHUT UP NOAH

Noah: touchy

Alejandro: Oh what’s this?

Noah: oh you’re here..

Geoff: tell me about it

Bridgette: geoff.

Noah: oooh she told u

Geoff: STFUUUU

Lindsay: wait are we all becoming friends again!!!???

Justin: wait why wouldnt we what happened?

Lindsay: im just surprised is all!!!

Lindsay: especially since greta TOTALLY stole courtlyns boyfriend

Gwen: …

Courtney: …

Heather: LMAOOO LINDSIOTTT

Tyler: Lindsay lets go get food somewhere…

Lindsay: OKAY TYLER!!!!

Dj: um anyways!!!

Izzy: GWEN GWEN GWEN

Gwen: what what what

Izzy: LOL THIS IS WHY UR MY FAV

Izzy: ALWAYS MATCHING MY ENERGY 

Noah: right bc she totally just matched ur energy there

Alejandro: Would it kill you to use proper grammar, I know you’re smarter than that dear Noah!!

Noah: would it kill u to get a life

Alejandro: I HAVE A LIFE!!!

Izzy: ANYWAYS LOVEBIRDS

Noah: what.

Izzy: gwen omg remember when we were talking ab gay ppl

Heather: yo what

Gwen: what r u talking abt

Izzy: AlEJANDRO AND NOAH LIKE EACH OTHER!!!

Gwen: ohhh i remember talking abt that

Gwen: WAIT WHAT

Alejandro: That’s not even remotely true…

Noah: literally where did u get that from

Gwen: mind ur business smartass

Heather: FIGHT FIGHT FUGTH

Geoff: YEAHHH 

Courtney: I'd love to see Gwen get her ass beat..

Heather: LMAOOOOO

literally the lgbt community

(noah, heather, cody and gwen)

Heather: LMAOOO GWEN 

Noah: she rlly hates ur ass

Gwen: I KNOW THAT

Gwen: I DONT NEED YOU GUYS REMINDING ME

Heather: shes def sobbing

Noah: fr

tdi group chat

(20 members)

Sierra: IS CODY IN THIS???

Gwen: girl did u just wake up???

Sierra: UNIMPORTNANT IS CODY IN THS???

Dj: yeah i added him

Sierra: I LOVE YOU DJ

Cody: ugh i dont like you dj

Dj: im sorry..

Cody: STOP UR GONNA MAKe ME CRYY

Duncan: pls cry

Noah: i see u finally crawled out of your jail cell

Duncan: oh istg

Alejandro: Now, now

Heather: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Duncan: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Alejandro: Wtf…

Gwen: they hate you bruh

Alejandro: How is yours and Courtney’s friendship going, Gwen?

Gwen: …

Harold: how is u and noah al??

Izzy: GAGGED

Alejandro: I’m not even going to bother responding to that.

Noah: tragic

Alejandro: Okay you know what.

Noah: what

Gwen: he wants a lil kissy noah

Gwen: so pucker up

Alejandro: Nevermind.

Harold: thank gosh

Leshawna: ily harold bb

Harold: omg ilyt

Noah: you guys act like a middle school gay couple

Izzy: aww cmon noah 

Izzy: dont be jealous of their gay little relationship!!

Owen: LOL SHE GOT YOU THERE

Izzy: THANKS BIG O

Sierra: E SCOPE UR MY IDOL!!!!

Izzy: OMG!!

Heather: someone get the psychos away from each other

Courtney: frrr

Heather: oh em gee dont agree with me

Courtney: WHAT

Trent: bruh now way u said “oh em gee”

Heather: gwen dumped ur ass for duncan

Heather: think ab that

Heather: DUNCAN over you

Trent: BRO

Duncan: tfs wrong w me?!

Heather: oh honey…

Harold: do u want a list

Duncan: ill shove my fist up ur ass if u dont stfu

Noah: kinky

Duncan: why i outta

Lindsay: If it makes you feel better dustin nobody here likes you!!!

Courtney: LMAOOO

Heather: LMAOOO TYLER COME GET UR GIRL

Gwen: the fact that she isnt even trying to be mean😭

Bridgette: thats hilarious

Noah: “thats hilarious” - 😐

Bridgette: 🙄

[10:39am]

Lindsay: wait whos +123 123 1234??

Courtney: That’s Bridgette…

Bridgette: girl do you not have my number saved?

Lindsay: whos bridgette !!

Noah: she’s the one who tried to make out w alejandro but ended up stuck to a pole

Lindsay: OHHHH and she cheated on jeff on national tv!!

Harold: international*

Bridgette: we didnt need a reminder thanks noah !!

Heather: @Gwen @Courtney @Sierra

Heather: do you guys remember the song

Gwen: omg i still go back and listen to it

Sierra: ITS SO CATCHY!!!

Bridgette: can we move on!?!?

Lindsay: OKAY BRIDGET!!!

Bridgette: sigh

Noah: no way u just said that

Gwen: shut up noah you’ve said worse

Noah: shut up gwen ur crush hates u

Heather: OOOHHH

Leshawna: gwen bb u gotta fight back

Courtney: wait does gwen like someone

Gwen: NO

Noah: oop

Izzy: stop being gay noah

Noah: PLEASE kill yoursefl like im begging atp

Heather: noah you already dont have any friends

Heather: do u rlly wanna have the ones u do have to commit suicide

Cody: wait who here is gay

Cody: obviously i know gwen and noah are

Noah: kys

Gwen: stfu cody

Lindsay: IM PAN!!!

Heather: i like girls ig

Gwen: “ig” you drool over every girl u see

Heather: SO DO U

Tyler: wait cody are you gay?

Tyler: obviously theres nothing wrong ab that im just curious 

Cody: ur all good! Im trans

Alejandro: I do not have any particular sexual preferences

Alejandro: I just like whoever

Courtney: I’m bi!

literally the lgbt community

(gwen, noah, cody and heather)

Cody: GWEN NOAH DID U SEE THATTTT

Noah: wdym?

Heather: tf u mean wdym ur crush just said he likes whoever

Heather: also gwens ft-ing me rn and shes freaking tf out

Cody: YALL ARE FT-ING WITHOUT US???

Gwen: mbs aylas

Noah: her gayass thoughts rlly got to her head there

Gwen: alejandro shirtless.

Noah: fuck u

Cody: THE GIRLS R FIGHTINGGGG

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

Geoff: GUYS LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Owen: YEAHHHHH

Lindsay: THAT SOUNDS SO FUN!!!!

Noah: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP

Trent: noah stop being a baby challenge

Justin: IMPOSSIBLE!!

Gwen: of course u only talk when trent talks

Justin: wdym

Trent: wdym

Gwen: nothing…

Noah: trent pls kys

Izzy: noahs playing t or d !!!

Noah: no im not !!

Geoff: ANYWAYS

Geoff: since we arent playing t or d anymore

Noah: what???

Geoff: what kind of music do yall listen too

Heather: yall

Heather: gwen’s obsessed with phoebe bridgers

Alejandro: that's actually really surprising

Gwen: whats that supposed to mean

Duncan: means you look like you listen to screaming metal pasty

Gwen: who asked u

Justin: anyways !! i started listening to the smiths !!

Gwen: wonder why

Justin: stop that.

Gwen: stop what?

Justin: your weird insinuating stuff

Justin: you…insinuator

Noah: you really ate her up

Justin: omg really!?

Noah: no.

Justin: oh

Trent: noah dont be so pissy to justin😭

Noah: of course you’re defending him

Trent: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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   Around 3am Gwen found herself tossing and turning, she was trying to sleep but her thoughts kept her up. She couldn’t stop herself from thinking of Courtney, she knew that there was absolutely no chance of them ever getting together but that didn’t stop Gwen from hoping. 

   As the goth kept thinking about Courtney, her phone wouldn’t stop going off. How are they still up?! She sat up abruptly, groaning as she grabbed her phone, more aggressively than her shattered phone screen needed.

Tdi groupchat

(20 members)

[3:14am]

Lindsay: wait what’s everybody's fav taylor swift song !!

Bridgette: i dont listen to her

Lindsay: YOU DONT :(((

Noah: i thought you’d be asleep

Noah: with you needing your beauty sleep and all

Tyler: stop hitting on my girl gaylord

Noah: WHAT

Heather: LMAOOOO TYLER UR MY FAVOURITE

Trent: thats gotta be a hatecrime

Tyler: what it’s the truth look at him

Heather: noahs fashion is the real hateceime

Trent: fr like whats w the 3 layers???

Noah: LEAVE ME ALONE.

Cody: LMAO HE SAID YOU LOOK GAY

Gwen: why are all of you still awake

Heather: you’re not the only one who cant sleep gwenny poo

Gwen: stfu

Gwen: i just backread lmaooo noah

Noah: like ur any straighter looking then me

Izzy: ur scream begs to differ

Noah: fancy words there crazy

Justin: you all suck

Heather: isn’t it in ur modeling contract to get 8 hours of sleep

Justin: YES

Justin: but for SOME UNKNOWN REASON i cant sleep

Lindsay: wait whats the reason??

Tyler: it’s us linds

Lindsay: whats us???

Noah: god

Lindsay: im so confused…

Noah: me too

Alejandro: I thought you never got confused Mr. know-it-all?

Noah: i was hoping you died

Alejandro: You cannot get rid of me that easy friend ;))

Noah: ew we arent friends

Trent: yeah you wish you were more

Noah: go kiss justin 

Trent: WHAT WHO EVEN IS TAHT???

Gwen: my gosh

Noah: lmaoo trent went offline

[9:20am]

Sierra: good morning friends!!!

Heather: we aren’t your friends

Courtney: leave her alone heather

Heather: why are you speaking to me?

Harold: both of you need to shut up, gosh

Gwen: ugh this is the second time you guys have woken  me up today

Noah: like you weren’t tossing and turning all night

Gwen: how tf do you know that

Noah: i was just guessing

Gwen: ugh you suck

Cody: gwen gwen gwen

Gwen: cody cody cody

Cody: come to the mall w me they have phoebe bridgers stuff at hot topic

Trent: im coming omg

Gwen: like you need any more band tees

Trent: my closet is none of your business !1

Lindsay: do they have taylor swift!!!!!!??????

Cody: no but theres ariana grande

Lindsay: OMG IM ALREADY THERE !!!

Lindsay: THANKS FOR INVITING ME COREY

Cody: no problem…😭

Tyler: ill come to to make sure none of you kill her😭

Gwen: i love lindsay wdym she’s so real

Lindsay: thanks greta !!

Cody: whos coming to the mall??

Heather: ill go, ive got gossip

Geoff: me and bridge cant make it

Geoff: date night !!

Leshawna: me and harold are already there, we’ll meet yall

Gwen: why are you alr there?

Leshawna: some new nerd thing came out and harold dragged me out to buy it

Heather: like ur complaining 

Leshawna: STFU

↱ Reply - Leshawna: some new nerdy…

Harold: IT'S NOT SOME NERD THING!!!

Harold: a brand new math book just came out

Harold: It's 500 pages of math facts, equations and more!

Noah: neurodivergency at its finest people

Leshawna: if tiny little smartass over here comes to the mall istg

Noah: im going just to spite you

Heather: noboyds gonna save you noah😭

Noah: nobody is*

Heather: OK YOU KNOW WHAT

Gwen: MALL AT 2PM!!!

Cody: COME IF YOU CAN

Cody: everybodies invited!!!

Owen: AWW GUYS I WISH I COUOLD GO 

Owen: BUT MY MOM NEEDS ME TO WATCH MY LITTLE BROTHER

Gwen: aww its okay owen

Alejandro: I’ll come to the mall

Heather: I’d assume you’re above malls

Gwen: ANYWASY!! See you all at 2

    At first, the mall wasn’t so eventful. The group all met up, Harold showing people in great detail his new book, not without some teasing. Cody dragged everybody to Hot Topic, the group of teenagers was too big to fit in the small niche store so they decided to split up. Gwen, Cody, Tyler, Lindsay, Trent, Noah and Harold all stayed in Hot Topic, while the rest of the teens went to some other stores nearby.

   “Gwen look!!” Cody excitedly pointed up at a t-shirt, bouncing on the balls of his feet. Gwen laughed at her friend, shaking her head before coming over to see what the boy was so excited about.

“Which shirt are you talking about?” Gwen questioned, still very amused by her friend's excitement.

“The Phoebe Bridgers one!! It's not the one I was talking about earlier, but it's still so cool!” Cody turned Gwen's head so the shirt in question was in her direct line of sight.

   The shirt read ‘I’m not angry, that's just my face. PHOEBE BRIDGER PUNISHER’  

“That has to be one of the funniest shirts i’ve ever seen” Trent said letting out a breathy chuckle as gwen searched through the shirts looking for her size,

“You should get a big size so I can steal it from you” Noah said, walking up to the smaller group.

“First of all, I'm not gonna let you steal this from me. Second of all, you wear a smaller size than I do.” Gwen said, smiling at the laughs her statement got.

“Guys! Look at the shirt I got!” Lindsay ran up to her friends jumping up and down holding up a shirt.

“Lindsay, did you actually buy that?” Noah said, his mouth falling open as the over-excited blond nodded her head smiling.

   Lindsay held up a light pink t-shirt in a size definitely too big for her. On the shirt was Jacob Black surrounded by hearts. The teens doubted she got the shirt ironically.

“Harold, I found a shirt for you!” Gwen called over holding up a batman t-shirt smirking at her redheaded friend.

“I’m getting it” the group laughed as Harold excitedly ran over going through the shirts searching for his size. 

   The other group consisted of Heather, Alejandro, Courtney, Justin, Leshawna and Sierra. They went through a few stores already but they’d just end up arguing about where to go next. They found themselves at the food court all at a large booth gossiping, mainly just heather gossiping but everybody would chime in every so often.

“Should we text everybody else to come here when they’re done?” Sierra asked, eating her poutine and pulling up the groupchat on her phone.

“Ooh yes! I have to tell Gwen about some stuff” Heather said, straightening up and stealing a bite of Sierra’s food.

“Are you two actually friends?” Courtney asked, giving Heather a weird look.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Heather lifted a brow, narrowing her eyes at the brunette across the table.

“It means you two used to hate each other,” Courtney said, looking at Heather with a frown on her face.

“Yeah well some of us can actually get over stuff” Heather smirked as Courtney flinched with her tone.

“Oh look! There’s the rest of them!” Justin pointed across the food court trying to lighten the tension a little. 

   The rest of their time spent at the mall was very uneventful, the groups met up and finished up in the food court. They stopped at a few more stores before they all went their separate ways.

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

[5:32pm]

Leshawna: did everybody make it home okay?

Noah: im surprised you care about other people

Leshawna: did everybody (except for noah-it-all) make it home okay?

Gwen: i made it fine

Cody: same

Leshawna: since nobody else responded im gonna assume you all died

Leshawna: WHICH MEANS WE GET TO PARTAYYYY

Geoff: I HEARD PARTY

Leshawna: i was joking dumbass

Geoff: awww

Geoff: anyways we should have a party!!!

Noah: pls no

Noah: ill acc kms

Alejandro: On second thought we should 100% throw a party!!

Noah: pull tf up

Noah: im outside ur house

Alejandro: Wait shit he’s actually outside

Gwen: youre on your own

Lindsay: kid

Alejandro: GUYS

Alejandro: HES SCALING MY WALLS RN

Heather: i hope he kills ur ass

Alejandro: GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY HELP

Alejandro: HELP

[9:39pm]

Trent: do you guys think al died?

Heather: i hope he did

Gwen: they probs ended up making out lets be honest

Noah: ill kill you

Gwen: sure jan

Noah left the groupchat

Heather: LMAOOO

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tdi groupchat

(20 members)

[12:27pm] (its noon for ppl that get confused easy)

Courtney: Is nobody gonna add Noah back?

Izzy: pls dont

Gwen: ill kms if you do

Courtney: I'll add him then! 🥰

Gwen: CMON

Courtney added Noah to “tdi groupchat”

Noah: gwen that is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen

Alejandro: It’s not your larger than average nose ?

Heather: LMAOOOO

Heather: alejandro you CANNOT be talking

Gwen: noah get wrecked

Noah: lets talk ab ur damaged hair.

Gwen: lets talk about your tiny ass build

Noah: why you looking at my build

Gwen: why you touching and twirling my hair?

Noah: …

Leshawna: LMAO SHE GOT U

Justin: why do you always come in when noah gets made fun of?

Heather: why do you always come in when trent talks?

Justin: does leshawna look like trent to you?

Leshawna: i hope not

Leshawna: id kms if i had a crush on justin

Justin: what

Trent: what

Gwen: GET EXPOSED

Trent: gwen istg

Gwen: WIAT NVM ILY

Noah: be careful gwen justin might jump you for that

Gwen: ik im so scared he’ll hit me with his powder puff😱

Lindsay: powder puffs are no joke gen !!

Gwen: ur so right linds

Tyler: PLS BACK OF MY GIRL

Tyler: YOU GOT COURTNEY

Gwen: WHAT

Heather: LMAOOO THANK GOD SHES OFFLINE

Izzy: how mad would u be if i @ her rn

Gwen: id kill you

Eva: like thats gonna stop her🙄

Geoff: SHE SPEAKS!!!

Eva: istg

Heather: geoff were u lurking

Bridgette: he was

Geoff: BRIDGE

Sierra: GET HIS ASS

Bridgette: sierra ily

Sierra: ilyt pookie <333

Heather: ugh get out pls gayass

Cody: your jealousy is showing heather

Heather: your ugly is showing cody

Harold: back off my boy skank

Heather: KYS

Alejandro: Did everybody wake up on the wrong side of the bed???

Harold: shut up!

Harold: gosh

Leshawna: TELL HIM BABY

literally the lgbt community

( cody, noah, heather and gwen )

Cody: gwen istg that girl DESPISES you

Gwen: UGH I KNOWWW

Heather: noahs in the same boat as you gwenny

Noah: am not

Heather: you are RIDING alejandros meat

Gwen: shes right youre sliding up and down 

Cody: doing the hokey pokey

Noah: STOP

tdi chatfic

(20 members)

Lindsay: guys im heartbroken !!

Gwen: @Tyler tf did u do to my girl??

Tyler: SHES MY GIRLFRIEND?

Lindsay: it was taylor !!

Heather: omg did she forget ur name again

Tyler: no shes talking about taylor swift

Lindsay: SHE PLAYED CORNELIA STREET (a/n ive been writing this chapter for a few days)

Gwen: im so sorry bbg ily

Lindsay: THANKS GWENNY

Noah: young love

Tyler: istg noah ur 1st on my list

Noah: fight me bitch

Justin: LADIES!!

Justin: no need to fight

Tyler: trent come get your man

Trent: SHUT UP BRUH HES NOT MY MAN

Gwen: couldve fooled me

Noah: gwen stop stealing my thing

Courtney: YA GWEN

Gwen: ISTGGGG

“Drama Brothers (HAROLD STOP CHANGING THE NAME)”

(Trent, Justin, Cody and Harold)

Justin: wait is there smth going on w gwen and courtney?

Cody: ya there dating

Harold: they’re*

Harold: also no they arent cody stop gaslighting stupid ppl

Harold: yk he’ll fall for it

Cody: LMAOOO

Cody: justin why didnt u just text the main gc?

Trent: he’d cry if gwen yelled at him

Justin: SHUT UP NO I WOULDNT

Cody: IM SO TELLIGN THE MAN CHAT

Justin: TRENT LOOK WHAT U DID

“tdi groupchat”

(20 members)

Cody: guys justin is deathly scared of gwen

Heather: GWEN????

Justin: SHUT UP CODY

Gwen: why justin 😭

Justin: ur a little frightening when ur angry

Noah: bro said “frightening”

Izzy: noah how much do u weight???

Noah: WHAT

Heather: cmon izzy you never ask a lady how much she weighs…

Izzy: OHHHH RIGHT 

Izzy: mb ma’am

Noah: im not even gonna bother.

Noah: why do u need to know

Izzy: me and eva were talking and i asked if she could bench press u and she said an 8 year old girl could bench press u!!

Eva: izzy you weren’t supposed to tell him all that!!

Izzy: SORRY EVA ILY

Eva: it’s okay…

Noah: LMAOO IM NOT EVEN MAD 

Noah: EVA U STUPID BITCH

Eva: SHUT UP ###

Eva: IT TAGGED????

Eva: WHAT IS THIS ROBLOX???

Noah: TF DID U CALL ME???

Eva: i think you know.

Noah: WHAT

Izzy: LOL EVA UR SO RUGHT HE IS A ###

Noah: STOP CALLING ME SLURS LESBIANS

Izzy: what are you talking about Noah who lives at  1223 Whatever st

Noah: DID U JUST DOX ME????

Tyler: wait u live there?

Tyler: im gonna come and beat u w a bat!!

Alejandro: Tyler my friend, you are amazing.

Tyler: thanks alejandro !!

Noah: HWTATATAT

Heather: cmon noah we dont speak lgbtq

Noah: you speak lebanese

Noah: if you know what i mean ###

Gwen: HELP???\

Noah: oh please i have courtney on speed dial

Courtney: What, why do you have me on speed dial?

Courtney: Please don't call me. I am not friends with you!

Noah: i

Noah: I WAS KIDDING GOD

Harold: u shouldve said gosh

Noah: no thanks! I dont wanna catch the neurodivergent disease!

Harold: @Leshawna

Leshawna: thank god izzy doxxed u im alr pulling tf up

Noah: GUYS PLS DONT MURDER ME

Noah: I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS

Sierra: oh come on noah !!

Sierra: nobody believes you even remotely like girls !!

Noah: PLEASE STOPPPPP

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   Heather never caught feelings for people, sure her and Alejandro had a thing in season 3 but they were both paid generously for that so it didn't really count. She did find people attractive though (she’d never actually admit that to people). Back in Jamaica when Gwen wasn’t spasming from the electric eel, she looked good in her bikini. When Lindsay wasn’t being an oblivious idiot, she was very pretty, and Leshawna wasn’t all that bad looking either. 

    Anyways. Heather was getting distracted by her attractive ex-teammates, or should she call them friends? She wasn’t sure where she stood with Leshawna and Lindsay. Obviously she and Gwen were friends, not to be a Courtney but it was pretty surprising she could admit. 

   Okay she was getting distracted, as she was saying? Thinking? Whatever. Heather wasn’t one for relationships or crushes. She barely had them in the past and before recently, she wasn’t planning on them in the future. 

Before recently, Sierra was nothing but a crazy Cody fangirl she’d silently make fun of in her own head.

Before recently, she didn’t have a crush on Sierra.

    It felt nice to admit it , Heather reluctantly thinks. She has yet to tell her annoying ‘friends’ but she assumes they’ve already figured it out. She giggles at how annoyed and single Cody is gonna feel when he realizes their whole group chat has a crush on somebody.

    Maybe Cody does have someone? She ponders all his interactions with people in the main group chat, eventually coming up short. He either doesn’t like anyone or is damn good at hiding it.

    Maybe I don't actually have a crush on Sierra? She thought, then shook her head. She definitely did, she was acting crazy and delusional over this crazy and delusional girl. It was laughable. Heather thought about her friends and who they all like.

   Noah was crushing on Alejandro. Heather gagged, she didn’t know what Noah saw in that manipulative freak. She thought back to the endless tangents her snarky little friend went on about that guy. “Heather you don’t understand he's just so hot” “Heather did you see how he insulted me in the group chat!” . Yeah, Alejandro definitely likes him back. She rolled her eyes.

   Gwen on the other hand, had more of a chance then Noah did. That wasn’t hard though, Noah’s a bitch and he picks fights with Al for the fun of it. 

    Back to Gwen, she thought as she rolled her eyes. Gwen was hopelessly in love with Courtney, as gross as Heather found it, it was kind of cute how Gwen acted so flustered even at the mention of the annoying brunette. Heather thinks back to how Courtney used to have a crush on Gwen, she never wanted to mention it because after the boyfriend kissing scandal Courtney definitely got over it. Plus, if she told Gwen the goth would go into an endless spiral and would never shut up about it.

   Heather definitely wasn’t as in love or delusional as Noah or Gwen but she definitely liked Sierra. As reluctant as she was to admit it, she felt strong gross emotions for that fangirling weirdo.

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Courtney was in a similar boat.

“This can’t be happening” she muttered scribbling in her diary angrily.

   Obviously this didn’t just happen, Courtney knew that. What she was upset about was that it was coming back. It being her silly little (screw you Heather it was little) crush on Gwen. Gwen. GWEN. She shuddered at the thought of the boyfriend stealing gothic bitch. Maybe that was harsh. Or maybe it was fully deserved.

   Back in early season three Coutney can admit she did harbor some feelings for little Ms Gwenyth. After Duncan left her she was mad and annoyed at him and she may or may not have mentally broken up with him. Since she was (mentally) single she kind of forgot about that dumb boy, and she got closer with Gwen. They bonded over their skills, their pasts, and their mutual hatred for Heather.

   Maybe that's why she was so offended at Gwen and Heather suddenly becoming best friends. As Courtney was scribbling about stupid Gwen and stupid Heather her stomach sank. 

“Would Heather really tell Gwen about a crush she only saw from afar?” She had never actually told Heather about her crush on Gwen, but Heather had easily figured it out and confronted her in the cargo hold. Why did everybody confront people in there?!

“She wouldn’t…Would she?!” Courtney shrieked, she immediately pulled out her phone to text Heather, praying she wasn’t with Gwen right now. 

Who knows how much those two hangout. Courtney thought, glaring at her phone screen. She realized how pathetic she sounded and quickly shook her head and sent a message to her wonderful ex-teammate.

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Courtney (stupid bitch)

[3:51am]

Courtney: Heather

tf do u want courtney??

Courtney: Did you ever tell Gwen about that thing

what

what are you doing up??

aren’t u super serious ab ur sleep schedule?

Courtney: that doesnt matter

Courtney: did u ever tell gweb ab my crush

god i shouldve

is this what ur thinking ab at almost 4 AM??

Courtney: heather im fucking serious did you tell gwen about my crush

oh my god NO

why tf are you texting me rn.

Courtney: why tf do u think?

Courtney: to ask u that

god if i was mentally challenged i’d think you’d

WAIT

OH MY GOD

Courtney: ok im leaving

COURTNEY

YOU LIKE GWEN????

Courtney: NO

Courtney: I HATE THAT STUPID BF STEALER

NO U DONT

YOU LOOOOOVE HERRRR

Courtney: im not talking to u ab this

Courtney: we arent friends

who else would u talk to ab this

u dont have other friends girl

Courtney: yes i do?

ok who?

Courtney: not like id tell ur manipulative ass

Courtney: speaking of im gonna go ask them for advice

who tf is them?? the voices??

Courtney: SHUT UP IM LEAVING

-

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[11:52am]

Cody: let noah live damn

Noah: cody ily

Gwen: um thats suspicious

Izzy: thats weird

Noah: OH COME ON

Izzy: any ways!! does anybody wanna come to the movies w me and eva?

Izzy: we’re going to see barbie again!!

Eva: 😡

Noah: i think im good..

Tyler: yeah i gotta walk my fish

Gwen: im gonna help tyler walk his fish

Harold: can i join i love fish

Noah: (harold slash j)

Harold: thanks autism

Noah: WHAT

Tyler: LMAOOOO

Gwen: thast crzy

Noah: so is ur spelling

Alejandro: You cannot be talking Noah

Noah: i have a higher iq than u

Heather: nerd wars🤣

Courtney: harold maybe you should join in then it will be all the nerds

Harold: not without you ur the biggest nerd ever

Courtney: HOW

Gwen: arent you wanting to go to law school? 😭

Courtney: you remember that?

Gwen: what of course i did

Gwen: you’d talk ab it all the time

Heather: okay lovers

Heather: do yall know what day it was yesterday

Izzy: it was heathers day heather!!!

Heather: shouldnt u be on your date

Eva: KYS

Lindsay: Keep Yoursefl SAFE

Heather: why was that so aggressive

Lindsay: sorry caps lock!!

Noah: tyler what have you been teaching this girl

Tyler: why r u speaking to me

Noah: BRUH

Harold: lolz get wrecked nerd

Leshawna: harold lets not

Harold: okay baby

Gwen: awww 

Leshawna: Gwen we're hanging out

Gwen: right now??

Leshawna: ya im walking over to ur house rn

Gwen: I DONT HAVE PANTS ON WAIT

Leshawna: THEN STOP TEXTING AND GET PANTS ON???

Gwen: okay wait we’ll grab cody too he lives a street over

Cody: okok ill get ready dont even worry

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   As Gwen pulled her pants on she heard loud knocking coming from her front door, thank god her parents weren’t home they’d invite her in and be parents.

“I’ll be out in a second!!” She called down hoping Leshawna heard her.

    It was safe to say Gwen was obsessed with her outfit, she added some jewelry and did a spin in the mirror before heading out.

   Her outfit consisted of army green cargo pants that pooled around her converse she doodled on in class. Her shirt was a skin tight black long sleeve crop top, she had her sleeves pulled over her hands which had rings on most of her fingers.

“That shirt makes your boobs look stunning” Leshawna beamed as soon as Gwen walked out and locked her front door.

“Thanks Leshawna, i'm obsessed with your outfit” Gwen replied, complimenting her friend as they walked towards Cody’s house.

   Leshawna was wearing one of Harold's zip-up minecraft hoodies over an orange tank top, along with black cargo pants and white jordans with orange and black detailing.

   As the two girls made their way to Cody’s house they spent their time catching up with each other, they hadn’t hung out in weeks which was a long time for both of them. They talked about Leshawna and Harold’s relationship, as well as Gwen’s crush on Courtney.

“Oh hey guys!! Nice outfits” Cody said exiting his house and putting his keys in his pocket. 

   Cody didn’t put much thought into his outfit, he was more focused on not accidentally walking out in hit boxers. Which had happened before, much to Cody's embarrassment. He was in cargo shorts and a Deftones t-shirt, which belonged to Gwen. both girls giggled at his footwear however.

“Stop laughing, they're Harold’s!! He left them here a while ago and never took them back!!” Cody said defending his minecraft crocs, as embarrassed as he was, they were extremely comfortable shoes.

   The small group of teens found themselves at a cafe in downtown Toronto, taking buses from their neighborhood. Cody had seen it and had tried to pull both girls towards it, he wasn’t successful so the girls just giggled and pulled him inside instead.

- 

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[1: 29pm]

Gwen: guys why is leshawna the pickiest eater out there

Harold: she always picks through her food then gives me the leftover mush

Noah: like ur complaining

Harold: im not

Harold: i love leshawna

Leshawna: I LOVE YOU TOO

Courtney: DMs exist!!

Heather: aw courtney thats not how you make friends

Courtney: STOP THAT

Courtney: I HAVE FRIENDS

Leshawna: who? The voices?

Heather: LMAO THATS WHAT I SAID

Noah: you’re talking to courtney outside the gc?

Noah: i thought you despised her

Heather: i do shes just obsessed w me

Courtney: STOP THAT

Justin: me and court are friends

Heather: REALLY

Sierra: let me guess you guys talk ab how awful gwent was

Heather: I WAS GONAN SAY THATTT}

Courtney: Sierra im pulling up

Justin: i would too but i cant let my face get as deformed at courtneys

Sierra: HELP

Courtney: AGAIN I DONT HAVE ANY DEFORMITITES

Noah: gwen tell courney how beautiful she is

Alejandro: Are you drunk?

Gwen: idk who courney is lolll

Noah: YOU ARE KILLING ME

Cody: ugh thank god

Bridgette: weren’t you defending him earlier?

Cody: weren’t you kissing alejadnro earlier

Bridgette: dont even joke ab that twink

Noah: LMAOOOOO

Eva: like ur one to talk

Izzy: watch the movie

Eva: okay

Noah: SHE BITCHED YOU LOL

Eva: ISTG

Izzy: EVA

Izzy: ok she put her phone away BYE YALL

Gwen: ugh lesbians

Heather: me when u go on ab ykw

Heather: stop texting me courtney

Courtney: WHT IDEK WHO U ARE????

Noah: jesus

Cody: dont evejn get me started on ur gayass

Noah (dont answer)

Noah: GWEN

Noah: GWEN

tf do u want

Noah: is cody looking over ur screen??

no why?

Noah: i think i have a crush on him

Noah: i had to get that out

WHAT

WHAT AB ALEJANDRO???

Noah: i still like him??

Noah: idk i like both of them i guess???

idek what to say rn

shit codys coming to sit next to me rn

ill talk to u ab this later

Noah: OK BYR GWEN

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Noah: ill kill u bitch

Gwen: rizz lord right here yall

Gwen: THAT WAS IRONIC BTW

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Sierra: gwen and trent are sooo midnight rain coded

Sierra: shit that was for my blog

Sierra: sorry guys!!!ignore that!

Gwen: what’s a midnight rain?

Lindsay: WHAT

Trent: gwen im so embarrassed

Trent: its a taylor swift song

Gwen: oh

Lindsay: go listen to it!!!

Lindsay: its basically you and trent!

Gwen: um okay

Heather: omg this is gonna be her swiftie rabbit hole

Sierra: YOU LISTENT O YALORE???

Heather: yeah why is that surprising

Noah: rizz

Noah: slash jay i swear

Heather: stfu gayboy

Noah: STOp

Sierra: i didnt mean it in a bad way i swear !!

Sierra: i just assumed you listened to like britney or ayesha!!

Heather: i do taylors my no 1 tho

Lindsay: OMG WHAT UR FAV SONG

Heather: dress

Sierra: shut up

Heather: what

Sierra: THATS ONE OF MY FAVS STFUUUU

Gwen: guys i listened to it

Gwen: oh noah u cant be talking

Noah: WE MOVED ON

Trent: what’d u think of it gwen

Gwen: it was a 10 out of 10

Gwen: imma listen to all of midnights

Sierra: listen to sweet nothing its amazing

Gwen: okok brb

Noah: swiftie queen

Tyler: can you get any gayer?

Noah: do u listen to taylor 

Noah: be honest

Tyler: obvi i listen to her! For lindsay!!

Cody: “obvi” u cannot be calling noah zesty

Tyler: ur mad i insulted ur little bf

Cody: WHAT IS UP W U TODAY

Tyler: im sorry ily cody codmeister the c-o-d

Harold: C-O-D KICKING IT HAWAIIAN STYLE

Cody: SHAWTY

Noah: SHUT UP

Lindsay: nolan i really think you should listen to how you get the girl next :((

Lindsay cus this isnt it

Noah: WHAT

Heather: LOLLLLL HSE ATE U UP

Noah: heather istg

Heather: anyways!!

Courtney: wait i love taylor swift!!

Heather: whats ur fav song omg!!

Courtney: r u done hating me now?

Heather: r u done hating my girl gwen now?

Courtney: your girl?

Courtney: are you gusy dating???

Heather: no but ur so jelly

Courtney: IM NOT JEALOUS

Sierra: ANYWAYS COURT WHATS UR FAV TAYLOR SONG

Courtney: um yail

Justin: she relates to peace the most tho

Courtney: CAN U DIE??????

Heather: aww wait thats so cute cuz u never will give gwenny peace

Courtney: I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON GWEN

Noah: nobody said u did

Noah: but u sold urself out there girl

Izzy: “girl”

Eva: izzy put ur phone down

Izzy: SORRY EV

Noah: gay

Tyler: mirror

Noah: DIE

Lindsay: WAIT

Heather: uh oh guys shes thinking

Tyler: uh oh guys heathers a bitch

Tyler: oh wait we all knew that

Heather: WHY R U ATTACKING EVRYBDY TODAY

Lindsay: DOES COURTNEY HAVE A CRUSH ON GWEN???

Leshawna: omg wait u remembr everybodies name?? go girl!

Lindsay: thanks lequisha!!!

Leshawna: …

Courtney: I DONT

Trent: literally nobody believes you

Gwen: ok i listened to sweet nothing

Gwen: oh

Heather: gwen omg u came at the best time!!

Courtney: NO U DIDNT LEAVEEE

Gwen: guys just leave courtney alone😭

Gwen: oh

Courtney: oh

Courtney: thanks gwen

Justin: im gonna tell my kids this was the greatest romance of all time

Noah: wait me too they’re literally enemies to lovers

Sierra: ok but u wont be having kids with a woman

Noah: GO BOTHER UR CODYKINS

Gwen: u wish he was ur codykins

Noah: SHUT UP GWEN GO KIS COURTNEY

Gwen: so ur answer is denial?

Justin: HEY THATS MY LINE

Courtney: ugh dont remind me

Courtney: he told me i was deformed then

Heather: LMAO HE WAS RIGHT

Leshawna: arent u bald

Heather: NO MY HAIR IS GROWING OUT NICELY

Alejandro: “nicely”

Noah: have u been lurking the whole time

Alejandro: no…

Heather: hes been crying cus his bf noah has been flirting w cody

Noah: literally who r u talking to rn

Heather: YOU DUMBASS

Gwen: then why’d you say “his lil bf noah”

Heather: ALL OF U HUSHHHHHH

Harold: someones mad

Leshawna: harold bb we gtg

Heather: yeah take him away im so close to jumping that scrawny nerd

Alejandro: noah cody or harold??

Noah: GO FUCK URSELF

Cody: ouch😭

Heather: all of the above

Heather: they’re all pissing me off

Cody: ok i get noah, he pisses everybody off

Noah: WHATD I DO BRO

Gwen: bro ing ur bf cmon noah

Cody: but why me ???

Cody: CAN I FINSIH MY SENTENCE OR NAH???

Heather: or nah

Cody: stop

Heather: LICK THE TIP ANF THRO THE DICK OR NAH

Cody: thats def not the lyrics cmon heather

Heather: also to answer ur question

Heather: i hate u thats why

Gwen: oooh she got u

Cody: courtney come get ur girl

Noah: OOH

Courtney: STOP IT WE ARENT DATING

Justin: ya but u want to

Courtney: STOP NO I DONT I HATE HER

Gwen: oh😭

Gwen -> Courtney

Gwen: why do u hate me?

Courtney: what

Gwen: i just wanna know why

Gwen: the duncan thing was a while ago and i didnt even like him

Courtney: wait

Courtney: you didnt like him?

Courtney: everybody thought you did during season 2 n 3

Gwen: ya well they’re all delusional

Courtney: oh

Courtney: are you sure you didn’t like him??

Gwen: yes

Gwen: i was thinking ab someone else when he kissed me

Courtney: oh

Courtney: oh my god

Courtney: im so sorry

Gwen: ugh dont apologise i should be the one apologising

Courtney: you’ve apologised enough

Courtney: im sorry i never listen to them

Gwen: friends?

Courtney: friends.

i dont wanna be just friends… send?

i dont wanna be just | 

i dont |  

-

   Gwen couldn’t believe it. Her and Courtney were friends again! Of course she wanted to be more than friends but this was still an improvement. At least Courtney didn't hate her guts anymore, maybe now Gwen has more of a chance. The goth felt so giddy, like a young school girl with a crush. She hadn’t felt this way in so long.

-

   Courtney deleted her message before she typed it, she had no idea if Gwen even felt the same. It made her feel like she was on a roller coaster and she just went down a major drop. She felt like crying thinking about how Gwen would reject her if she ever confessed, on the other hand she felt like her world got brighter. Her and Gwen were finally friends again!

   She needed to talk to Heather about the shit she pulled in the groupchat. I poured my heart out to her and she's making fun of me in the groupchat! Like seriously?! She also wondered if Heather told Noah and Trent or if Courtney was being too obvious about her crush. She’d have to fix that if it were the case, no way did she want Gwen to find out how she felt about her.

   As Courtney was planning out how she was going to murder that snake Heather, she noticed her phone going off. She dived for her phone hoping Gwen was texting her. 

   It was just the groupchat. That was so pathetic?! Courtney hated having crushes, it was always so embarrassing to look back on.

tdi groupchat

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Noah: im crying gwen im so embarrassed for you

Gwen: STFU WE TALKED IT OUT

Heather: wait fr?

Trent: omg pls tell me ur dating now

Justin: omg ur dating nwo?? Congrats!!!

Lindsay: OMG

Sierra: HASHTAG GWOURTNEY FOR LIFE

Cody: ONG

Gwen: HOLY SHIT NO STOP

Gwen: WE TALKED AND BECAME FRIENDS

Trent: awww

Justin: im crying why

Courtney: guys we js became friends again!!

Eva: UGH WHY COULDNT YOU JUST DATE GWEN

Courtney: im sorry..?

Noah: omg eva do u ship gwourtney too

Eva: obviously. Im not insane

Gwen: WHY DOES EVRYBDY SHIP US???

Alejandro: why wouldnt we?

Courtney: you too?

Alejandro: In the wise words of Eva, “i'm not insane”

Gwen: i acc get that tbh

Gwen: evas my lesbian jesus icon

Noah: what😭

Gwen: if she told me to die best believe im alr hanging myself

Lindsay: BEST BELIEV IM STIL BEJEWELED

Sierra: YESS GIRL OMG

Eva: holy shit i hate all of you

Gwen: ILY QWEEN

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Heather: noco or alenoah?

Noah: STOP WHAT

Sierra: I KNEW YOU WERE LIKE ME

Harold: what ab alecody

Heather: OH MY GOD??

Gwen: alenoco.

Sierra: YES GWEN

Tyler: im surprised ur not mad at them for shipping cody w ppl

Sierra: IM OVER CODY!!

Heather: wait fr?

Heather: like ong?

Noah: girlies jumping for joy

Cody: i cant defend you anymore 

Noah: FYM

Cody: pls stop acting so gay its embarrasing for ALL of us

Gwen: oh u love it cody

Cody: SHUT UP???

Courtney: YOURE ALL GAY

Courtney: CONVERSATION OVER

Izzy: EAT THOSE GAYBOS UPPPP

Eva: ugh especially alejandro and noah

Alejandro: why me what

Eva: ew dont evn look at me

Gwen: TELL ‘IM EVA

Izzy: YEAHHHHHH

Courtney: guys

Heather: what omg

Courtney: I MADE UP W GWEN WHY DO YOU STILL HATE ME

Heather: YOU CAN UNDO IT BITHC

Noah: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

Sierra: atleast she didnt wake up w a man gay boy

Noah: im blocking you crazypants

Trent: bro called her “crazypants”

Noah: OK IT WASNT MY BEST IKK

Alejandro: when are you getting a nose job?

Noah: WHAT.

Alejandro: sorry ur nose is rlly distracting

Heather: oh please thats not what distracts u abt him

Alejandro: idk what you mean heather

Leshawna: OH you KNOW

Alejandro: pls leave me alone im js a silly guy

Noah: never talk again

Alejandro: never breather again!!!

Noah: what

Gwen: i swear you’ll have the best comebacks UNTIL is noah

Justin: thats cus bb al has a wittle crushy wushy on noah

Alejandro: whatttt

Trent: justin go offline

Justin: okay !

Lindsay: GUYS

Lindsay: who does “dress” remind u of

Noah: courtney n gwen

Gwen: alenoah

Noah: WHAT

Gwen: WHAT

Cody: they literally share a brain

Noah: um no actually

Gwen: achtually - 🤓

Noah: stop that rn

Heather: dress is def gwourtney bc of the “i dotn want u like a bsf”

Noah: THANK YOU

Sierra: but imagine noah ina dress

Heather: id kms

Noah: omg me too!

Gwen: everytime i see ur name in the chat i get closer and closer to committing

Noah: i hope u do

Gwen: i hope you break both ur legs and arms and cant do anything ever again

Owen: do you guys remmerb als villain era

Heather: LMAO I WATCH IT BACK AND MAKE FUN OF HIM

Trent: he was so edgy than

Cody: HE WAS

Alejandro: I HOPE ALL OF YOU KYS

Alejandro: im sorry, idk what that was lololol

Leshawna: the laugh i just laughed oml

Noah: he rlly had to backtrack rq

Eva: go kiss men

Noah: WHAT???

Lindsay: wait gwen uve listened to dress????

Noah: pls fix ur grammar

Alejandro: you actually can’t talk

Gwen: yes i have linds, trent made me

Trent: wait not to be that guy but dress kinda makes me thing of gweather tbh

Noah: SHUT UP IT DOES

Cody: I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THEM AS AN OPTION

Heather: BC WE ARENT

Courtney: its okay to date yk!!

Gwen: ID RATHER KMS THAN DATE HEATHER

Heather: SHUT UP ILL CRY

Cody: omg remember ur crush on gwen

Heather: SHUT UP we arent talking ab that

Trent: we so are

Leshawna: that was so funny imma be honest

Heather: UGH

Gwen: WAIT I USED TO LIKE U TOO

Harold: omg you two should date

Leshawna: bby we’re rooting for gwourtne and hierra

Harold: OHH rightttt

Noah: HIERAA OMG

Lindsay: wait heather and sierra r dating

Tyler: linds js go offline for a bit

Lindsay: OKAY TYLER <3333

Gwen: awwhhh idk ab yall but ima very proud lyler shipper

Bridgette: no wait same

Geoff: bridge put ur phone down

Bridgette: sorry babe

Heather: kys

Gwen: stop being jealous that thetre happy n u arent cmon heather

Heather: SHUT UP

Trent: guys listen to alex g

Noah: random..

Justin: okay!

Noah: of course ur here

Gwen: um i alr listen to alex  g

Trent: what song 

Gwen: tbh n64

Trent: ohhhh so u have depression

Gwen: LOL?

Noah: ok wait imma go listen to him rn

Trent: EVRYBOD Y GO LIDTNE TO HIM RN

Gwen: omg they all went offline

Trent: YOU TOO GOTHY

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Leshawna: chris n chef are gay lovers tell ur friends

Heather: i hc that chris actually likes chefs food

Noah: never say you “hc” smth again

Heather: whatchu gonna do scrawny

Sierra: noah my skinny queen!!

Noah: pls leave me alone i don’t like u

Gwen: thats cus she wants ur man

Eva: eat him up gwen

Gwen: im litch crying rn omg ily my lesbian jesus icon muscle mommy

Lindsay: guys 1989 tv is out next month!!

Gwen: ill listen to it for you queen ily

Tyler: PLEASE stay away from my girl gaybo

Tyler: like go kiss heather or courtney or smth

Cody: tyler is literally my fav person here

Heather: noah bawling rn

Noah: ya im straight balling rn

Leshawna: girl u aint straight anything

Harold: YES MY QUEEN LEGODESS EAT THAT F** UPPPPP

Cody: bro why’d you censor it

Harold: i cant have colleges seeing that

Noah: bro they cant see ur priv texts

Tyler: does this look private to you?

Noah: guys who just texted, i think i blocked them

Gwen: wouldn’t you know who it is if u blocked them

Noah: i have like half this gc blocked

Alejandro: noah cmon thats js pathetic

Noah: i blocked who ever  u are

Alejandro: UNBLOCK ME WHATT

Heather: ya noah unblock ur bf

Noah: who?

Alejandro: IM GONNA KMS RN\

Gwen: noah unblock alejandro 

Alejandro: ily gwen

Gwen: ooh no ty i dont mess around w gays

Alejandro: thats not what u said last night

Cody: YO

Heather: WHATTTT

Lindsay: WAIT GWEN UR HOOKING UP W JALEPENO???

Gwen: NO IDK WTF HES BLABBERING ABT

Alejandro: I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Alejandro: SHE WAS TELLIGN ME SHIT N UGH

Alejandro: I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU DICKHEADS

Gwen: guys i know he sounds super suspicious rn but i swear to eva i am not w that gay ass bitch

Heather: ohhh she swore to eva shes serious

Alejandro: WY DO U BELIEVE THAT BUT NOE ME

Gwen: alejandro pls stop ur being rlly suspicious

Alejandro: UGH

Tyler: gayass

Noah: like u can talk you said “i like girls” for no reason the second you laid eyes on him bffr

Tyler: i aint reading allat

Sierra: didnt u say u had literally both of them blocked?

Heather: yeah cmon noah literally stop lying

Gwen: you didnt need to say literally dumbass

Heather: STFUUUU

Alejandro: girl ur so bad at flirting

Tyler: NO NOAHS DIESEASE IS SPREADING KILL YOURSELF NOAH STOP INFECTING EVERYONE

Noah: what???

Gwen: stfu alejandro stfu noah

Noah: WHAT???

Gwen: umm sorry i dont like speaking to

Gwen: nvm i cant say that

Cody: girl were you gonna call him a slur??

Heather: why u gonna fight her

Cody: okok defend ur gf

Lindsay: why is everybody crushing on eachother in this groupchat

Eva: right?

Noah: you CANNOT be talking

Gwen: ok stfu you musty dusty crusty gay ass boy go kiss alejandro or cody or any man every idc jus leave my girl tf alone you lil bitch imma fight ur ass pull up to timmies tmrw at 10 am istg imma kill ur scrawny ass i hate you stupid bitch

Noah: WOW

Heather: she rlly meat riding eva rn

Eva: stfu ur jealous gwen likes me and not you

Eva: ily queen gwenny poo

Gwen: YES BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Justin: guys

Heather: what?

Justin: idk i js wanted to start a convo

Trent: whats everybodies opinions on gweather

Heather: whats everybodies opinions on trustin!!

Sierra: TRUST IN TRUSTIN!!

Gwen: heather ily

Heather: come over bbg

Gwen: ong?

Heather: ya im bored

Gwen: okok ill be hter ina couple mins

Noah: ofc yall wanna hangout lone tg

Gwen: noah u can come too\

Noah: nah i dont wanna intrude on ur lil date

Gwen: ugh we didnt want u there nyways

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“Wait so you like Trent?” Leshawna pointed at Justin, he nodded hesitantly as his cheeks dusted pink.

 “And you like Courtney?” she pointed at Gwen who groaned and threw herself down on the table face-first. 

“And you…I don’t even know what's going on with you.” Leshawna shook her head looking away from Noah.

“He’s had a crush on Alejandro for like a year, and then a couple weeks ago he started crushing on Cody.” Gwen explained, her words were muffled given her current state of head-to-table moping.

“Will you keep your voice down?!” Noah hissed, he slapped Gwens arm resulting in the goth sitting up almost immediately glaring at the boy. 

“Calm down Noah, nobody we know is here” Justin sighed, he was too tired to listen to the nerd and the goth bickering at 11 in the morning.

“You never know” The brunette tapped a finger to his temple before taking a sip of his peppermint hot chocolate.

“Anyways,” Leshawna started, pointedly glaring at Noah to make sure he stays quiet. “Gwen tell me what's going on with you.” she gently spoke as if she was a preschool teacher, or a young therapist. 

“Like Courtney-wise?” Leshawna nodded, encouraging her to go on. “Uh, well I just can’t tell if she likes me or not.” Gwen’s face dropped as the two boys on either side of her started giggling as if they were small children. 

“She one-thousand percent is head over heels in love with you” Noah choked out, he struggled to breathe with how hard he was laughing.

“See everybody just keeps saying that! It makes me think it’s the opposite!” Gwen exclaimed, waving her hands wildly. She huffed as she threw herself back against the booth she was sitting in.

“So maybe you should talk to Courtney about it?” Leshawna asked, smiling kindly. Gwen wouldn’t admit it but Leshawna was right.

“I’d rather die.” The goth deadpanned, crossing her arms.

“Okay, yeah, I can’t help you. Justin, what's with you?” Lesahwna patted Gwen's arm before diverting her attention to Justin. The goth girl sighed, looking out the window longingly.

-

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

Sierra: who wants to go see the eras tour movie w me

Eva: ill go if we also go to beyonces concert film

Noah: “concert film” - 🤓

Eva: ill kill you

Gwen: pls queen nobodg likes this kid

Noah: kys gwen i recorded our whole convo

Justin: STOP DID YOU ACC???

Justin: ILL JUMP YOU NERD ISTG

Noah: I WAS KIDDING

Noah: JESUS

Trent: wait you all were hanging out?

Leshawna: yeah sorry i had to speak to them abt smth

Heather: AND I WAASNT INVITED????

Gwen: oh i forgot

Noah: ooh

Justin: umm do yall know who she is..?

Heather: I HATE YOU BITCHES

Tyler: Gwen how are you feelinf this month?

Gwen: um why

Tyler: oh nothing :D

Tyler: js that its wlw season and you dont have a gf!!

Eva: okay thats a sensitive topic tyler

Noah: LMAOOOO TYLERR

Cody: u rlly ate up those lesbians

Heather: im outside ur house twink

Alejandro: girl leave cody alone

Alejandro: its not his fault no girls want to be seen w you

Gwen: YOOOOO

Duncan: now me personally…

Cody: THANKS ALEJANDro

Sierra: um the sparks??

Cody: GIRK STOP

Cody: GO TO HEATHER

Trent: shes right tho

Gwen: TRUST IN TRUSTIN

Heather: TRUST IN TRUSTIN

Noah: TRUST IN TRUSTIN

Harold: TRUST IN TRUSTIN

Cody: TRUST IN TRUSTIN

Trent: stop w this shit oml

Trent: you’ll scare justin u know hes sensitive

Justin: thats not funny

Harold: its actually hilarious gayboy

Leshawna: harold.

Harold: im offline.

Justin: yeahhhh thank god hes gone

Justin: i was abt to tear him a new one

Leshawna: okay pretty boy dont get ahead of urself

Eva: oooh she got you

Justin: EVA ISTG

Gwen: yo back tf off my girl

Justin: ugh if i didnt know better id think you had a crush on eva

Gwen: i do.

Eva: yall gotta stop w this😭

Izzy: YEAH GUYS STOP

Gwen: ruh roh

Gwen: evas gf is on me yall

Heather: shes on you?

Gwen: ya she sucking n fucking

Izzy: CRAZY TO SAY PLS LEAVE ME ALONE U LESBIAN

Dj: who is the queen of rap?

Gwen: dj thats so random

Duncan: yo leave him alone pasty

Dj: oh its okay duncan!

Dj: everybody answer my question.

Noah: you dont have to answer that

Cody: STOP

Dj: guys

Cody: its nicki manaj

Gwen: NICKI MANAj

Dj: name three songs n three features

Heather: wow hes serious

Gwen: romans revenge, the night is still young, n barbie dreams

Gwen: also princess diana, barbie world, n monster

Dj: okay gwen ily

Gwen: ILYT DJ UR MY FAVE

Alejandro: okay anyways guys

Noah: what

Alejandro: why ar eyou never nice

Noah: idk what u js said

Heather: i cant rn

Tyler: noah! Please shut up!

Noah: oh my god

Tyler: “oh my god” im out side ur house

Justin: wait whats trustin

Gwen: …

Heather: you literally responded right after it???

Justin: i was responding to trent i dont care about you losers

Noah: trustin is a ship name

Justin: oh so like alenoah?

Noah: … 

Gwen: LMAOO

Justin: wait is trustin me and trent then??

Heather: yes keep up

Justin: STOP ACTING LIEK IM STUPID

Lindsay: its okay justin! Im a little slow sometimes too!

Noah: aww the airheads are bonding!!!

Justin: why do i even talk to you guys im above all of you.

Alejandro: right??

Justin: ew dont agree w me

Alejandro: what

Gwen: ooh the ladies r fighting

Heather: ugh ik i cant smell their fishy vaginas from here

Gwen: thats crazy to say…

Alejandro: imma go offline that was crazy

Heather: guys i was kidding

Heather: …

Heather: GUYS

Chapter Text

tdi chatfic

(20 members)

Sierra: guys trents teenage dirtbag pass it on

Noah: and then gwen would b noelle

Trent: wait i love that song

Heather: figures

Trent: TF DOES THAT MEAN

Gwen: justin come get ur man

Justin: hes not my man??

Cody: aww trent r u crying be honest

Trent: STOP W THIS SHIT

Duncan: codys more like teenage dirstbag

Sierra: omg ur one of us

Duncan: no what leave me tf alone

Heather: what song would dunca n be

Sierra: hmmmm

Sierra: thats a hard one tbh

Eva: gwen would b scotty doesnt know\

Eva: scotty would b duncan n fiona would b courtney

Gwen: interesting

Harold: trent def listens to creep n thinks hes in some indie movie

Trent: thats not fucking funny

Justin: harold ur that one song its called ‘lgbt’ its by cupcakke idk if u know it

Harold: of course ur defending ur lil boyfriend

Justin: stay mad n jealous

Harold: ur not gonna deny it?

Justin: no lol we are dating

Gwen: WHAT TRSNT WHY DINT U TELL ME

Trent: BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE

Trent: JUSTIN STOP ENCOURAGUNG THEM

Courtney: that was horrid spelling trent

Cody: the day trustin becomes canon is the day i stop needing to live

Noah: dont ever say ‘canon’ again

Alejandro: noah let the boy live

Heather: ooh lovers quarrel

Gwen: careful heather noah might start barking at u

Noah: ill kill you

Leshawna: quiet stringbean

Leshawna: also justin?

Justin: ya

Leshawna: Keep Yourself Safe!

Justin: wait r u coming to jump me

Trent: no she’s telling you to kill yourself

Justin: what??

Noah: oh jesus christ

Duncan: read the first letter of each word powder puff

Justin: of her message?

Duncan: YES HER MESSAGE

Justin: kys?

Justin: OHHHH KYS

Justin: wait.

Gwen: LMAO THE REALIZATION

Justin: FUCK YOU LESHAWNA

Leshawna: ya ya be lucky im not calling you slurs

Gwen: dont be shy he deserved it

Eva: real.

Gwen: omg i feel faint

Courtney: oh here we go

Heather: jealous much?

Courtney: ugly much?

Duncan: stfu much?

Noah: i fear he ate w that

Duncan: of course i ate tf im a queen tyvm

Leshawna: yo…

Tyler: NOOOOOO NOAH STRIKES AGAINNNNNN

Tyler: we lost another one boys

Noah: such a drama queen

Tyler: ugh atleast im not a man kissing queen

Courtney: i fear he ate w that

Noah: u js copied my message from before

Courtney: so what ill beat ur ass dork

Heather: going against ur own kind court

Heather: smh

Courtney: MY OWN KIND??

Harold: ur a nerd js like us

Cody: dont reel me in

Trent: oh cmon cods u n H r the bands resident nerds

Justin: i dint rlly understand what trent said but what he said

Noah: you confuse me more and more each day…

Sierra: guys

Heather: what?

Gwen: ooh desperate

Heather: @Courtney

Courtney: yeah?

Gwen: heather istg ill beat ur ass

Heather: like im scared of you

Heather: im taller and stronger than you gothie

Eva: idk she’s been coming to the gym w me geoff n izzy recently

Tyler: @Noah u should join them!

Courtney: geoff goes w you guys??

Geoff: yeah dudette! eva and izzy are crazy to workout w they never stop LOL

Geoff: n gwens been doing well too!!

Heather: ok maybe i wont fight her

Alejandro: lmao how did some 5 foot 3 (IN PLATFORMS) goth girl just bitch you out???

Cody: wait ya like heather you TOWER over that girl even when shes in her demons

Noah: her what?

Gwen: UGH THEYRE DEMONIAS!!!

Cody: um my bad emo???

Gwen: pull tf up

Cody: GIRL WHERe

Tyler: NOOO we lost again men

Noah: STOP W THIWS

Trent: lmao cody gwens way stronger than u bro

Justin: yeah back ouut while u still can

Harold: of course ur suggesting that sont think we forget abt ur fear of gwenny

Gwen: dons

Harold: ??

Gwen: cody pull up at dons

Justin: why you sound like a toronto wannabe

Gwen: yo mamas dont be dissing me fam

Justin: EWWWW

Sierra: the eras tour movie was so good oml

Lindsay: OMG YASSS IT WASSS

Dj: were you lurkign this whole time linds?

Lindsay: YEAH I DOTN CARE ABOUT THES GAYBSO

Noah: WHTATTT

Tyler: YEAH LINDSAY TELL EM

Eva: what have you been teaching this girl

Tyler: this. plus a few choice words

Noah: this cannot be okay😭

Lindsay: let me speak my truth nolan!!!

Leshawna: YEAHHHH KET THE GIRL SPeAK

Alejandro: noah maybe its best if you but out 

Noah: maybe its best if you keep yourself safe

Alejandro: are you losing it? do i have to call somebody?

Heather: LMAOOOO NOAH RLLY IS LOSING IT

Sierra: LMAO RIGHT HEATH???

Owen: guys why did heather just text me “gwen i have to confess to this girl shes driving me nuts”

… 

Noah: LMAOOOO OWENNN HAHHAHRJKFGASDHJ

Sierra: wait what girl??/ @Heather

Trent: KARMAAAA

Leshawna: jesus christ owen omg

Owen: what what did i do??

Justin: ding dong the witch is dead just staarted playing omg

Trent: why’s that in your playlist??

Justin: no comment’

Cody: speaking of…

Noah: heather what do you have to say omg im crying

Heather: …

Heather: oh my god…

Chapter Text

“Shit! What do I do!?” Heather hissed, she paced rapidly around Gwen’s room, the goth stretched out on her bed. After the event that happened in the groupchat, Heather rushed over to Gwen’s house looking for advice on the situation. She realized she was looking in the wrong place when Gwen immediately laughed at her the second she entered the goths house.

“Literally how did you manage that!” Gwen said, Heather scoffed at the way the girl was doubled over in laughter. She swiped Gwen’s phone as she was distracted and read the recent messages in their group chat. It was mostly just Noah, Cody, and Justin making fun of her non-stop. The next time she saw them she was going to kill them.

“These idiots.” she muttered, Gwen giggled looking over her shoulder at the texts displayed on the goths phone. “Just wait until I mention Alejandro, or Trent!” Gwen laughed harder, Heather tossed the phone on her bed and sat down in Gwen’s tasteful gaming chair.

“I can’t believe you messed up this badly” Gwen hollered, falling backwards kicking her feet wildly as she laughed. Heather rolled her eyes at how dramatic Gwen was being, the goth hadn’t stopped laughing since Heather had shown up.

“Oh please! You and Owen practically have the same name!” Heather sputtered, she had been too panicked to double check who she was texting. 

“We do not! I’m crying, I can't believe you did that!” Heather narrowed her eyes as Gwen finally began to calm down. The Goth wiped at her eyes, her eyeliner a mess, and picked up her phone again to read through the incoming messages.

“Seriously Gwen, what do I do?!” Heather sat on the bed in front of her best friend, she nervously tucked hair behind her ears.

“Honestly, I’d just pretend it didn’t happen.” Gwen shrugged, her face fell at her friend's deadpan stare, “Girl, just say it’s some girl the group chat doesn’t know of! Like a random friend of yours.”

“Gwen! You’re a genius!” Heather yelled excitedly, she pulled out her phone and began texting the total drama groupchat.

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

Noah: HOLY SHIT HEATHER YOU ARE SO STUPID

Justin: IM CRYING WTF

Heather: ok are you done?

Cody: SHES ALIVE!!

Bridgette: sooo heather are you gonna tell us who the girl is?

Heather: prolly not

Gwen: okay.

Leshawna: i think abt the prolly not guy everyday icl

Lindsay: SAMMEEE

Alejandro: he’s like my favourite internet meme ever

Noah: thats your favourite?

Alejandro: yes.

Justin: OK NOBODY CARES GAYLORDS

Justin: WE ARE GETTING OFF TRACK.

Justin: HEATHER WHO THE FLIP IS THE GIRL

Heather: did u just say ‘flip’?

Trent: answer him we all wanna know

Gwen: ya heather we wanna know

Noah: i can’t imagine how you are going to get out of this one

Heather: SHUT UP NOAH

Heather: ugh you nosy idiots dont know the girl, shes one of my friends

Sierra: you have friends???

Courtney: oml girl

Heather: YES I HAVE FRIENDS OMG

Gwen: lmao no she doesnt

Heather: SHUT UP GWENNY YOU RE MY FRIEND.

Gwen: AWWWW

Noah: okay.

Cody: you guys are so gay

Lindsay: i thought they both liked other people in this gc

…

Noah: OH MY GODDD

Leshawna: SHE EXPOSED UR ASSES

Justin: im literally crying right now

Gwen: LINDS

Heather: LINDSAY ISTG

Tyler: lindsay lets go hangout

Tyler: rn

Lindsay: OKAY TYLER!!

Courtney: who are the ppl in the groupchat?

Alejandro: probably sierra

Heather: WTF

Courtney: gwen likes sierra???

Gwen: i might cry

Trent: no obvi heather likes sierra

Heather: ILL KILL YOU GAY BOY

Sierra: what what??

Heather: im turning my phone off.

Sierra: wait no dont!!

-

   Gwen giggled as she re-read Alejandro and Trent’s messages, she couldn’t believe they exposed Heather like that. She felt bad for Heather, obviously. But she knew that if Heather ever wanted to date Sierra, she’d need that extra push. Gwen began to get lost in her phone, she scrolled through her many different social media apps. She liked all her friends' posts on instagram. She smiled as she came across a post of Courtney and her dog, her finger hovered over the picture as she stared at it. She quickly shook her head and liked the post before moving on to the next one. Gwen jumped as her phone rang aggressively, the name read ‘Sierra (crazy, DO NOT ANSWER)’. 

“Why is she calling me?” Gwen muttered to herself. she stared at the ringing phone for a few more seconds before answering and setting it next to her on her bed stand.

“Sierra? What do you want?” Gwen asked hesitantly.

“GWEN ARE YOU WITH HEATHER?” Sierra yelled into the phone. Gwen flinched at the volume of her friend.

“No, she left a few minutes ago.” Gwen spoke slowly, she was scared that Sierra would climb into her window if she said the wrong thing.

“Ugh! She isn't responding to any of my calls or messages!” Sierra groaned, Gwen could hear the girl pacing around through the phone.

“Why are you trying so hard to reach her?” Gwen asked, even though she knew exactly why Sierra was trying to reach Heather.

“Why do you think?!” Sierra cried after a few seconds pause. Gwen flinched again, she tossed her blanket away and stood up, grabbing her phone.

“Because you have a crush on Heather?” Gwen spoke, her smile grew the longer Sierra waited to answer.

“Maybe…” Sierra mumbled.

“That’s all I needed to hear, I’ll call her and make her respond to your messages” Gwen laughed softly hearing Sierra’s relieved sigh.

“Thanks Gwen! I owe you!” Sierra happily said, Gwen waved her off before saying good bye and ending the phone call.

Heather (bbg)

Gwen: Heather

Heather: ugh what

Gwen: you need to message sierra back

Heather: are you crazy???

Gwen: R U Crazy**

Heather: what?

Gwen: nothing.

Gwen: ANYWASY

Gwen: she called my frantically telling me you arent responding to her messages or calls

Heather: ya obvi frieaking al and trent told her i liked her

Gwen: girl you needed the push

Heather: NO I DIDNT

Heather: NOW I CANT EVEN LOOK AT HER

Gwen: she told me she likes you back

Heather: what

Gwen: ya so text her back and get urself a gf!

Heather: you first

Gwen: SHUT UP JUST GO GET HER.

Heather: whatever

Gwen: so does that mean youre doing it?

…

Gwen: hello?

10 minutes later

tdi groupchat

(20 members)

Sierra: GUES WHO HAS A GF!!!

Heather: SHHHH

Heather: we were going to trick them and reveal it later!!

Sierra: ohhh oops sorry heath

Heather: its fine.

Gwen: WHAT

Noah: no way she got cuffed before me

Tyler: stfu

Tyler: also so happy for yall

Sierra: THANKS KING

Cody: omg this is great!!

Heather: ok anyways 

Gwen: wow

Heather: we’re turning our phones off so