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[The episode starts at a camp called "Camp Wawanakwa," somewhere located at Muskoka, Ontario, where a host named Chris McLean introduces himself.]
Chris: "Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest reality show on television right now."
[he then walks by the dock while explaining]
Chris: "Here's the deal. Twenty-six campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, they'll compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, [he laughs] and leave Total Drama Island for good. [he does a baseball swing motion]"
[the scene then changes to a campfire site where Chris somehow stands in front of the Camera]
Chris: " Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive one marshmallow. [Chris grabs a marshmallow with a stick, he eats it then he throws the stick away] In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small [holds a tiny treasure chest] fortune which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle [a bear tries to shoo the flies] black flies, [a grizzly bear roars] grizzly bears, disgusting camp food..."
grub: "Hey Now [he smirks]"
Chris: "and each other. [A bird and her babies chirp or sing beside a camera] Every moment will be caught on of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right here, right now on Total...Drama...Island."
[the intro was quick to show us Various things, Godzilla doing an Arm wrestling Match with Eva. Ezekiel and Noah getting scared by Chef's cooking, which the Cook smirks, Harold doing Karate on a Log, but Izzy smacks him to Lindsay who's underwear is down, which meant she was in the Bathroom, Heather and Leshawna Arguing at each other.. Many other things]
[we cut back to Chris]
Chris: "Welcome back to Total Drama Island, all right, it's time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort so, if they seemed a little T.O.-ed, that's probably why. [Beth arrives] Beth, what's up? [Beth arrives and hugs Chris]"
Beth: "[with braces] It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life. [She waves at the audience]"
Chris: "Uh. . . Thanks. [DJ Arrives from his boat] DJ"
Dj: "Yo, Chris McLean, how's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"
Chris: "[Smirks and nods] Yo, dawg, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa."
[DJ lifts his luggage, he does not look happy.]
DJ: "Hmph, looked a lot different on the application form."
[Gwen arrives, but she too doesn't look happy.]
Chris: "Hey, Gwen."
Gwen: "You mean we're staying here?"
Chris: "No, your staying here, my crib is an airstream with AC that-a-way."
Gwen: "[not happy] I did not sign up for this."
Chris: "Actually, you did. [Gwen rips her contract and smirks in Satisfaction] The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies."
Gwen: "I am not staying here. [she picks up her stuff]"
Chris: "Cool, I hope you can swim though, [Gwen's boat leaves] because your ride just left. [Gwen's boat honks]"
Gwen: "Jerk. [she Glares at Chris]"
[Geoff arrives, party music plays, his boat leaves.]
Geoff: "Chris McLean! 'Sup, man! It's an honor to meet you, man!"
Chris: "The Geoff-Ster, welcome to the island, man."
Geoff: "Thanks, man. [he does a fist bump]"
Gwen: "They say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke."
[Chris and Geoff high five.]
Chris: "Everybody, this is Lindsay. [Pop music plays while Lindsay is introduced] Not to shabby."
Lindsay: "Hiii, okay, wow, you look so Familiar"
Chris: "I'm Chris McLean. [Instead of Looking confused, she nods]"
Lindsay: "oh, so that's you [Nods with a smile] ok then [she walks to the other Contestants]"
Chris: [Heather arrives, with sunglasses on, she gives a look on the contestants] Heather."
Beth: "[runs to Heather] Hi, looks like we're you new friends [She spits saliva due to having braces, Heather looks disgusted] for the next eight weeks."
[Rock guitar music plays. Duncan arrives. He doesn't look happy. but he was Pissed]
Chris: "Duncan"
Duncan: "I Don't like, Surprises [holds his fist up]"
Chris: "Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man, he also told me to give him a holler any time and have you return to juvie. {he smirks]"
Duncan: "[Nods] Ok then, [he walks up to see Heather, smirking] Meet me at the Campfire Gorgeous"
Heather: "[Glares] Drop dead you tough guy, [as Duncan walks up to the other Contestants, she walks up to the other end of the dock] I'm Calling my Parent's, you can not make me stay here"
Chris: "Good luck with that, there is no WiFi or Service on this island [he gives a Grin]
[as Heather's jaw hit the floor after hearing that, A horn Honks. Tyler is water-skiing]
Chris: "Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler [Instead of falling off like the original, he gets it perfectly as he lands on the dock with a smirk] Wicked Landing Man"
[Tyler gives a thumbs up, while Geoff, and DJ gives a Thumbs up]
[Chris giggles quietly.]
[Harold, with a keyboard breathes loudly.]
Chris: "Welcome to camp, Harold. [Harold Looks around, as Chris was confused]"
Beth: "What's he looking at?"
Harold: "So you mean this show is at a crummy old summer camp and not on some big stage or something?"
Chris: "You got it. [He grins]
Harold: "Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills."
[Chris shudders. from the thought of what Harold was saying]
[A Young Music man was arriving as Chris Gestures]
Chris: "Contestant number nine is Trent."
Trent: "Hey, good to meet you, man, saw you on that figure skating show, nice work, man."
Chris: "Hey, thanks, man. I knew I rocked that show! [He Smirks once more]
Beth: "I saw that, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head, so they got immunity that week."
Harold: "Lucky, I hope I get dropped on my head." [he nods Solemnly]
Lindsay: "Me too!"
Trent: "So, this is it? [Heather squishes her hair, Harold picks his nose] All right then. [Harold continues picking his nose, Trent smiles at Gwen, guitar music plays. Gwen looks away from him, Gwen smiles at him]"
[Bridgette arrives with her surfboard.]
Bridgette: "Hey, what's up?"
Chris: "Our surf chick, Bridgette is here."
Duncan: "[scoffs] Nice board, this ain't Malibu, honey."
Bridgette: "I thought we were going to be on the beach."
Chris: "We are."
[A seagull with plastic on his neck gets waved by the waves.]
"Ok, then?" [He looks slightly confused]"
Bridgette: "[sighs] [sarcastic] Great."
Chris: "All right, that makes---" [Bridgette knocks Chris with her surfboard.] Ow! Darn it, that hurt!"
Bridgette: "Hey, guys."
Geoff: "Hey, I'm Geoff. [he Gets behind her to look something more than that]"
Bridgette: "[almost knocks the boys while the boys duck down trying to avoid getting hit] What's up?"
Harold: "Dang, watch the board, man!" [He Glares]
Beth: "Hi, I'm Beth."
Bridgette: "[once again she almost knocks the boys while the boys duck down trying to avoid getting hit] Hey."
Heather: "Okay, we've met Surfer Girl, can we get on the show, please?"
Duncan: "Someone missed their cappuccino macchiato this morning."
Heather: "Get bent. [she glares]"
[Noah arrives.]
Chris: "Our. . . [Still holding onto his head] next camper is Noah."
Noah: "You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?"
Chris: "Sure, someone did. [he chuckles]"
Noah: "Good, is this where we're staying?"
Duncan: "It's your mother's house and we're throwing a party [he smirks]"
Noah: "Cute, nice piercings, original, do them yourself?"
Duncan: "[grabs Noah's lips] Yeah, you want one?"
Noah: "Uh, no thanks, can I have my lips back? [Duncan lets go of Noah's lips] Thanks."
[Leshawna arrives while waving.]
Leshawna: "What's up, y'all, Leshawna's in the house."
[Harold gasps.]
Leshawna: "Yo, baby, hey how you doing? How's it going? [She and Chris high five] Feel free to quit now, save yourself the trouble 'cause I came to win! Oh what's up, my brother? [She and DJ high five] Give me some sugar, baby!"
Harold: "I've never seen a girl like you before."
Leshawna: "Excuse me?"
Harold: You're real big...and [instead of saying something bad, he says something different] Beautiful."
Leshawna: [She smirks at Harold with a blush]
Chris: "All right, campers, settle down! [Leshawna and Harold smiles at each other, Katie and Sadie arrive] Ladies, Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks."
[The scene shows a crummy old cabin house where flies are heard buzzing]
Katie: "Oh my gosh, Sadie, look, it's a summer camp!"
Sadie: "Okay, I always wanted to go to a summer camp. Eeeeeee! [The girls grab their bags and run happily]"
[Chris looks unsure]
[Ezekiel arrives]
Chris: "Ezekiel! What's up, man!"
Ezekiel: "[points up] I think I see a bird."
[Trent laughs.]
Chris: "Okay, look, dude, I know you don't get out much, been home schooled your whole life raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay."
Ezekiel: "Yes, sir."
Gwen: "That's just...Wow. [She chuckles]"
[Cody arrives.]
Chris: "Cody, the Code-ster, the Code-Meister! [he and Cody high five]"
Cody: "Dude psyched to be here, man, I see ladies have already arrived, all right."
[Cody tries to say something to Leshawna, but Leshawna pauses him.]
Leshawna: "Save it, short stuff." [she smiles]
[Eva arrives.]
Chris: "Eva. Nice, glad you could make it."
[Cody tries to high five with Eva, but Eva's bag drops on Cody's foot. but she does looked concern]
Eva: "[Slightly shocked] Oh my God, I am So, so Sorry [She grabs Cody to put him back onto his feet]"
Cody: "Ow [he looks at her] I-It's alright, but what's in there, dumbbells?"
Eva: "Yep [she looks slightly concerned] You gonna be alright?"
Cody: "[Shrugs] I guess so"
Duncan: "She's all yours, man."
[DJ Glares at the Delinquent as the Large Oaf finally arrives]
Owen: "Wooooooooooohooooooooooooo! Chris! What's happenin'?! [laughs] This is awesome! Woooooohoooo!"
Chris: "[Grins with some Excitement] Owen! Welcome!"
[Owen then gives a big crushing hug to Chris, Almost Squishing him]
Owen: "Awesome to be here, man! Man, this is so...-"
Gwen: [She smirks "Awesome"
Owen: "Yes! Awesome, woohoo! Are you going to be on my team?"
Gwen: "I sure hope so. [She Smirks again]"
Owen: "Woooooooo!"
Chris: "You about finished? [Blinks in confusion]"
Owen: "Sorry, dude, I'm just so psyched!"
Chris: "Cool, and here comes Courtney."
[Courtney arrives and waves, Chris gives her a hand.]
Courtney: "Thank you. [Owen walks and stops] Hi, you must be the other contestants, It's really nice to meet you all."
Owen: "[shakes Courtney's hand] How's it going? I'm Owen."
Courtney: "Nice to meet you... ohhhh wow."
[Justin with pretty looks arrives.]
[Everyone reacts to Justin. Justin smiles at the audience. Sadie faints, Eva swoons.]
Chris: "Everyone, this is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island. [he and Justin fist pump]"
Justin: "Thanks, Chris, this is great."
Chris: "Just so you know we picked you based entirely on looks."
Justin: I can deal with that. [walks to the dock]
Owen: "I like you pants."
Justin: "Thanks, man."
Owen: 'Cause they look like they're all worn out [laughs] did you buy them like that?
[Everyone stares at Justin and Eva is still swooning.]
Justin: "Uh, no, just had them for a while."
Owen: "Oh, cool. [smacks his forehead] Stupid!"
[Izzy is on her boat.]
Chris: "Hey, everyone, Izzy!"
Izzy: "Hi, Chris! Hi! Whoa! [she trips and hits her chin on the dock]"
Tyler: "Oooooh, that was bad. [laughs]"
[Courtney runs to Help Izzy.]
Courtney: "Guys, she could be seriously hurt! [she helps Izzy up]"
Izzy: "[shakes her hair to wipe her hair] That felt so good, except for hitting my chin This is summer camp? This is so cool, do you have paper Mache? Are we having lunch
soon?"
Owen: "That is a good call!"
[they arrived, all exepct for 4 left]
Chris: "Alright Campers, before we start, we got 4 new Campers Joining us"
Harold: "Wait a Sec [Confused] i thought you said 22 Campers!"
Chris: "Yeah, I lied, today we have 4 Kaiju that fought against Evil Monsters from the Past, Present, and Future, they are also the defenders of earth, and they know how to do their Shit, today we have"
[Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra and MechaGodzilla appears, with smirks on their faces]
Chris: "Godzilla, the King of the Monsters, and Rodan, the Flying Terror, Mothra. the Queen of the Monsters, and MechaGodzilla, the defender of Tokyo"
[We were then shown Heather, shaking in fear, while Eva Blushes and Swoons at Godzilla, seeing all the muscle. . . oh boy]
Heather: "[shakes in fear] T-T-This is a Joke right?"
Godzilla: "No Joke at all, cant see us Speaking now can we [he Smirks as Heather Gulps]"
Mothra: "Godzilla, I myself, Rodan and MechaGodzilla can speak due to the fact that I've got this Magical Book from my Mother [shows them the said book] it is so powerful it turns us into Humans or Human/Kaiju, which is good in my opinion"
Rodan: "I also would be called terror of the Skies, but now I am terror to evil Kaiju [he then smirks]"
[MechaGodzilla was silent but Chris smirks]
Chris: "You four, welcome to total Drama island, your home for the next Eight Weeks"
[Godzilla gives a fist Pump towards Chris as he then Gestures]
Chris: "irst things first, we need a group photo for the promos, everyone on the end of the dock. [The twenty-six contestants walk there. Chris jumps onto the boat] One, two, three... [a snap sound is heard] forgot the lens cap. [he puts the lens cap on] Okay, hold that pose. One, tw-- Oh no, wait, cards full. Hang on."
Leshawna: "[rolls her eyes] Come on, man, my face is starting to freeze."
Chris: "Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!"
Twenty-six Campers: "Wawanakwa. [suddenly, the dock collapses, the picture is taken, the picture shows the campers almost drowning and swimming for their life, while Mothra and MechaGodzilla and Rodan, were carrying Godzilla in the process]"
Godzilla: "Definitely need it fix, huh [Mothra Nods along with Rodan and MechaGodzilla]"
Chris: "Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten. [The screen goes black.]"
the Episode continues next part :)
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