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Chrome Finally Gets a Phone

Summary:

Chrome finally gets a phone and the first thing Gen decides to do with it is create a discord server.

Notes:

Hello and welcome to what came as a result of me hyperfixating on Dr. Stone and watching all 3 seasons in one weekend and now I'm all caught up with the anime so I decided to start the manga too but that's not enough I needed to write a dumb chat fic because I can't get Asagiri Gen out of my head and no it couldn't just be any chat fic because my dumbass overachieving self wanted to try making it in discord format even though I have zero experience with HTML coding but one tutorial and 2-3 hours later and here I am with this monstrosity I don't know what came over me but the euphoria I felt when I saw it worked was like nothing I ever felt before. :) I guess that's how Senku feels when an experiment goes right.

Anyways some backstory for some of the characters because this is a modern AU where everyone including people from Ishigami Village are in modern times (let's just ignore their ancestry okay for the sake of the story)

Chrome grew up in a far away rural village with like NO electronics except for like farming machinery maybe (like tractors ya know and maybe the occasional radio and old ass cord phones) and then his family moved to the city where he became a new student at Senku's school yippee!! He's in the same year as Senku, Taiju and Yuzuriha. Senku and Chrome became friends and their dynamic is pretty much the same as in canon. So he knows of vague technology concepts at least (definitely more than he does in canon) but he's never actually experienced it for himself so Senku still has to teach him the finer concepts about science and such.

Kohaku has been a student at the same school (same year as Senku and others) and she's the ace of the soccer team and excels at every sport but she. sucks. at. technology. like she just doesn't understand it at all. she has a phone but she barely knows how to use it so she almost never does. she never goes online so she doesn't understand internet lingo or memes or pop cultural references unless it's something her sister or her friends talk about.

Gen is also a student at their school but he's a year older so he doesn't share any classes with them. His sole purpose in life is to spread misinformation (mainly to Chrome and Kohaku) and annoy Senku that's it. He's also not famous in this au sadly (at least not celebrity status i'd like to imagine he has a lot of fans at the school at least)

Ryusui is also a student, same year as Gen, still super rich. Let's just ignore the fact that he's attending this obviously not rich school okay i dunno IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY. Francois is still his butler and they also attend the school but? nobody knows if they're a student or not?? they're just there. not in uniform. but always there.

Ukyo is a student, same year as Gen and Ryusui, in the archery club (obviously). Not too much to say about him he's just also there being cool as ever.

Suika is Kohaku's neighbor, she attends the nearby elementary school and Kohaku and Chrome walk her to school every morning. She will make very rare appearances considering it's a discord chat fic and these teenagers will be making inappropriate jokes. In fact she might never appear and just be mentioned only.

Ginro and Kinro are also there ig but i might rarely mention them sorry to Ginro and Kinro lovers (if you exist??)

Other characters will appear too (especially as I get further in the manga and actually,, you know,, MEET more characters,) but for now these are the major ones that require context when it comes to their lifestyles in this AU. Please enjoy! :)

Chapter 1: taiju: i wish senku was here

Summary:

As Chrome once said, okay now what?

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

Welcome, Gen 💖. We hope you brought pizza. Today at 6:12 AM

Chrome Today at 6:12 AM

ok now what

Gen 💖 Today at 6:12 AM

ohoho
perfect
okay now send the invite to everyone in ur friends list

Chrome Today at 6:13 AM

okay got it!!

Big TAIJU showed up! Today at 6:13 AM

Gen 💖 Today at 6:13 AM

oh that was fast

TAIJU Today at 6:13 AM

HELLO!!!

Chrome Today at 6:13 AM

sup taiju!
gen's teaching me how to make a server!! whatever that is

TAIJU Today at 6:13 AM

THAT'S AMAZING !! WE CAN ALL TALK WITH OUR FRIENDS AT ONCE !

Gen 💖 Today at 6:14 AM

yes yes
are u aware ur typing in all caps

TAIJU Today at 6:14 AM

YEAH!

Gen 💖 Today at 6:14 AM

oh alright then

A kohaku has spawned in the server. Today at 6:14 AM

Chrome Today at 6:14 AM

kohaku!

kohaku Today at 6:15 AM

whuwbw
what
what is this
what is this app and why did i get a notification for it
i don't remember downloading this app
is this what they call a virus

TAIJU Today at 6:15 AM

senku could probably help with that !

Gen 💖 Today at 6:15 AM

oh he turned the caps off

Chrome Today at 6:15 AM

no it's not a virus!
i think?
i mean you're not sick are you?
kohaku you never get sick are you okay

Gen 💖 Today at 6:15 AM

she doesn't mean that kind of virus
it's a tech thing don't worry about it
also no it's not a virus
it's a messaging app! dear chrome here made a group chat for all of us so we can talk whenever!

TAIJU Today at 6:15 AM

ISN'T THAT GREAT?!?!?

Gen 💖 Today at 6:15 AM

and it's back

kohaku Today at 6:16 AM

oh ok
yeah that's cool!
but i still don't remember downloading this app

Gen 💖 Today at 6:16 AM

don't worry about it

kohaku Today at 6:16 AM

also where did this picture of me come from i don't remember taking it

Gen 💖 Today at 6:16 AM

don't worry about it

kohaku Today at 6:16 AM

i'm starting to worry
should i ask senku

Gen 💖 Today at 6:16 AM

NO

kohaku Today at 6:16 AM

hm

Chrome Today at 6:16 AM

isn't senku usually up at this time? why hasn't he joined us yet :(

TAIJU Today at 6:17 AM

HE'S BUSY BUILDING
...something
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HE CALLED IT BUT I'M SURE IT'S AMAZING :D

Gen 💖 Today at 6:17 AM

probably for the best
don't feel like getting scolded this early in the morning

Chrome Today at 6:17 AM

why would you get scholded

Gen 💖 Today at 6:17 AM

don't worry about it

kohaku Today at 6:17 AM

hm
that's not how you spell scolded chrome
how did you mess that up when it's already there

Chrome Today at 6:17 AM

leave me alone please

Gen 💖 Today at 6:17 AM

well now that i’ve helped chrome set up the basics all that’s left is to wait for everyone else to eventually join! i’m going back to bed now i need more beauty sleep. ta ~

TAIJU Today at 6:18 AM

GOODNIGHT GEN!
oh i guess it's morning
GOODMORNING GEN!

Gen 💖 Today at 6:18 AM

Chrome Today at 6:19 AM

WHAT IS THAT

kohaku Today at 6:20 AM

IT'S SO CUTE

TAIJU Today at 6:20 AM

IT'S A GIF!

kohaku Today at 6:20 AM

what's that

TAIJU Today at 6:20 AM

uh
i don't know what it stands for exactly but
IT’S BASICALLY A PICTURE THAT JUST MOVES
i wish senku was here he could explain it
OR YUZURIHA SHE PROBABYL KNOWS TOO

Chrome Today at 6:21 AM

i can just google it

kohaku Today at 6:21 AM

oh good idea!

TAIJU Today at 6:21 AM

OH LIKE YOUR NAME!

Chrome Today at 6:21 AM

what

kohaku Today at 6:21 AM

what

TAIJU Today at 6:22 AM

nevermind

Chrome Today at 6:23 AM

the first result is a website called giphy
that doesn’t really help i’m scared to click it
OH there’s a wikipedia result!
senku said i can always trust wikipedia
or did he say never trust wikipedia i can’t remember

kohaku Today at 6:24 AM

those are two completely different instructions

Chrome Today at 6:24 AM

either way i’m clicking it

Message #general

Chapter 2: chrome: gen would never lie to me

Summary:

DMs between Senku and Chrome

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

@ Senku

Senku Today at 6:35 AM

what is this

Chrome Today at 6:35 AM

you're here!
taiju said you were busy building something

Senku Today at 6:35 AM

yeah i finished
so, again, what is this

Chrome Today at 6:35 AM

a "server invite"
gen told me to send it to all of my friends

Senku Today at 6:35 AM

i didn’t even have discord on my phone yesterday much less have you in my friends’ list how did this happen
wait never mind you mentioned gen suddenly this makes sense

Chrome Today at 6:35 AM

huh
kohaku said something similar

Senku Today at 6:35 AM

yeah i’m no longer leaving my phone with him unattended

Chrome Today at 6:36 AM

anyways you should join us!

Senku Today at 6:36 AM

who's us?

Chrome Today at 6:36 AM

well for now it’s just me kohaku and taiju
talking about the history of gifs
gen was here earlier but he went back to sleep
others might join later too though!

Senku Today at 6:36 AM

i’m ten billion percent sure the mentalist did not go back to sleep he just wanted to not be there when i arrived

Chrome Today at 6:36 AM

what so you think he lied

Senku Today at 6:37 AM

yeah

Chrome Today at 6:37 AM

why would he do that
gen would never lie to me

Senku Today at 6:37 AM

chrome he does that all the time

Chrome Today at 6:37 AM

i can't believe this

Senku Today at 6:37 AM

chrome

Chrome Today at 6:37 AM

JUST JOIN ALREADY

Senku Today at 6:37 AM

fine

Message @Senku

Notes:

i know this is really short for a chapter i just wanted to give the impression that chrome switched from the server to his dms okay just go along with it ,, i'll probably do this every time a character goes from server to dms or another server

Chapter 3: kohaku: :3

Summary:

They learn about reactions (unfortunately for Senku, not the chemical kind)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

New

TAIJU Today at 6:39 AM

wow i had no idea gifs were around that long

Senku joined. You must construct additional pylons. Today at 6:39 AM

kohaku Today at 6:39 AM

what
senku?
what’s a pylon is that what you were building earlier

Senku Today at 6:40 AM

oh my god i’m already regretting this

[Turning red in anger emoji: 1 ]

Chrome Today at 6:40 AM

LOL WHAT IS THAT

kohaku Today at 6:40 AM

a cowboy!?

Senku Today at 6:40 AM

I knew you were still awake mentalist

[Turning red in anger emoji: 1 ]

Chrome Today at 6:40 AM

gen did that?? how???

TAIJU Today at 6:40 AM

SENKUUUUUUU

Senku Today at 6:40 AM

hey big oaf

1

Chrome Today at 6:40 AM

oh nevermind i figured it out

Senku Today at 6:41 AM

any reason you chose that emote in particular?

Chrome Today at 6:41 AM

um

kohaku Today at 6:41 AM

TELL ME??!

Chrome Today at 6:41 AM

just click the message and hit the “add reaction” option and just pick whatever!

1

kohaku Today at 6:41 AM

oh my god
how do i get the cowboy i don't see him

Senku Today at 6:41 AM

of course the mentalist has nitro

1

Chrome Today at 6:41 AM

A GIF REACTION?
i'm learning so much today
what's nitro that sounds so bad

TAIJU Today at 6:41 AM

good bad or bad bad?

Chrome Today at 6:41 AM

good bad

Gen 💖 Today at 6:41 AM

bad /pos

Senku Today at 6:42 AM

oh my god
no

Chrome Today at 6:42 AM

GEN

TAIJU Today at 6:42 AM

GOOD MORNING GEN!
AGAIN!

Gen 💖 Today at 6:42 AM

lol

good morning taiju!

kohaku Today at 6:42 AM

pos?

Gen 💖 Today at 6:42 AM

if u kids are gonna be on the internet i need to teach u internet safety :3

Senku Today at 6:42 AM

i wouldn't say tone indicators are internet safety exactly

kohaku Today at 6:43 AM

:3
oh my god
:3

Gen 💖 Today at 6:43 AM

oh i should have seen that coming

Senku Today at 6:43 AM

you ten billion percent saw this coming

Gen 💖 Today at 6:43 AM

:3

kohaku Today at 6:43 AM

it's so cute what is that
:3

Gen 💖 Today at 6:43 AM

a cat face! :3

kohaku Today at 6:43 AM

:3

Senku Today at 6:44 AM

can i leave now

TAIJU Today at 6:44 AM

BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE!

Ukyo joined your party. Today at 6:44 AM

Gen 💖 Today at 6:44 AM

oh yeah now u definitely can't leave
the party is finally starting!

Chrome Today at 6:44 AM

UKYO

Ukyo Today at 6:45 AM

uh hi chrome
and everyone

Chrome Today at 6:45 AM

ukyo what does pos mean

Ukyo Today at 6:45 AM

piece of shit

Gen 💖 Today at 6:45 AM

SDGFHJYGKUJSH

Senku Today at 6:45 AM

yeah this is definitely a party alright

Gen 💖 Today at 6:45 AM

how do u already have nitro u just got this app yesterday

Chrome Today at 6:46 AM

wait
gen were you calling me a piece of shit earlier

Gen 💖 Today at 6:46 AM

NOOOOOO

Senku Today at 6:46 AM

he was

Gen 💖 Today at 6:46 AM

SHUT UP!???!

kohaku Today at 6:46 AM

i mean you are a piece of shit

Chrome Today at 6:46 AM

KOHAKU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

kohaku Today at 6:46 AM

:3

TAIJU Today at 6:47 AM

are y'all... fighting??

Gen 💖 Today at 6:47 AM

NO just a misunderstanding !!
ukyo he meant /pos we’re talking about TONE INDICATORS

Ukyo Today at 6:47 AM

oh lol
yeah that means positive
sorry

Chrome Today at 6:47 AM

OH

kohaku Today at 6:47 AM

okay but what exactly is a tone indicator

Ukyo Today at 6:48 AM

when talking through text sometimes it’s hard to tell what tone of voice someone is speaking in so they use tone indicators to make it easier for people to understand
some common tone indicators are /srs for “serious” or /s for “sarcastic”
/pos means “positive” as in something spoken in a positive tone as opposed to /neg for “negative”, something spoken in a negative tone

Gen 💖 Today at 6:48 AM

such a textbook definition,,,

kohaku Today at 6:48 AM

oh that's helpful!

Chrome Today at 6:48 AM

yeah that's so BAD!!
/pos

Ukyo Today at 6:49 AM

yeah see you got it

Chrome Today at 6:49 AM

AWESOME !!!

Ryusui ! just showed up. Hold my beer. Today at 6:49 AM

Chrome Today at 6:49 AM

RYUSUI!! YOU’RE SO BAD!! /POS

Ryusui ! Today at 6:50 AM

chrome did you just call me a piece of shit

Chrome Today at 6:50 AM

HUH

Gen 💖 Today at 6:50 AM

LFMAOGAEHIRATJRYJ

Ukyo Today at 6:50 AM

lmfao okay

Chrome Today at 6:50 AM

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

Ryusui ! Today at 6:50 AM

HAHA I’M JUST KIDDING !!
HELLO EVERYONE

TAIJU Today at 6:50 AM

HEY RYUSUI

Chrome Today at 6:50 AM

HIIIII

Senku Today at 6:50 AM

this is great

Gen 💖 Today at 6:51 AM

translation
this is great /s

New

kohaku Today at 7:15 AM

chrome you're still a /pos

Chrome Today at 7:17 AM

Message #general

Notes:

okay u get 3 chapters for now because that's all i have written at the moment,, i doubt i'll just stop writing because this was way too fun and i have a lot of ideas to write about i just gotta script it all out first and then put it in discord format but who knows how long that'll take (probably not long i have a ton of free time)

hope u enjoyed ehehe

Chapter 4: ukyo: this is deffo flerting

Summary:

Senku might be getting into doxxing

Notes:

hey look haha another chapter in the same day because like i said, i have way too much free time. but also i was not expecting to finish it today i just kind of zoned out and lost track of time as i was writing i'll try to pace myself a bit more in the future

also i dunno if you've noticed but every time there's a red line, the "new" break, that's just to show time passing. like u know when you close discord and when u come back it marks all the new messages it's just supposed to show chrome putting his phone down for a while

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

Chrome Today at 8:15 AM

no one ever answered my question

Ukyo Today at 8:18 AM

what question

Chrome Today at 8:19 AM

what the heck is nitro

kohaku Today at 8:19 AM

oh yeah
will it help me find the cowboy

Gen 💖 Today at 8:19 AM

Senku Today at 8:20 AM

technically yes it would
you have to pay for it though

kohaku Today at 8:20 AM

oh ...

Gen 💖 Today at 8:20 AM

this is heartbreaking
kohaku bring me your phone during lunch break and i’ll buy it for you

kohaku Today at 8:20 AM

REALLY

Chrome Today at 8:21 AM

what the hell
i want it too

Gen 💖 Today at 8:21 AM

sure!
senku will buy it for you

Chrome Today at 8:21 AM

really??

Senku Today at 8:21 AM

asagiri.

Gen 💖 Today at 8:21 AM

what the fuck
whatsdfg
oh my god??

Ukyo Today at 8:21 AM

oof he pulled out the last name

TAIJU Today at 8:22 AM

i feel like my parents are fighting

Gen 💖 Today at 8:22 AM

sdkjfhrjg????/

Ukyo Today at 8:22 AM

damn lol

Welcome, Yuzu 🌸. Stay awhile and listen. Today at 8:24 AM

TAIJU Today at 8:24 AM

YZUAUHURJISHAAAAA

Chrome Today at 8:24 AM

oh no here we go

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:24 AM

oh!
hello taiju!
am i too late? i saw chrome sent the invite at around 6am..

TAIJU Today at 8:24 AM

NOO!! YOU’RE RIGHT ON TIME!

Chrome Today at 8:25 AM

on time for what

kohaku Today at 8:25 AM

hi yuzuriha !!!!!!!!!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:25 AM

hello kohaku!

Chrome Today at 8:25 AM

YES HELLO TO EVERYONE NOW WHO’S GONNA BUY ME NITRO

Senku Today at 8:26 AM

no one

Ukyo Today at 8:26 AM

no one

Gen 💖 Today at 8:26 AM

chrome you can’t just ask like that

Chrome Today at 8:26 AM

how do i ask then

Gen 💖 Today at 8:26 AM

say you need money for ur sick grandma

Chrome Today at 8:26 AM

my grandma is fine???

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:26 AM

oh dear

kohaku Today at 8:27 AM

isn't that called a scam

Gen 💖 Today at 8:27 AM

no

Senku Today at 8:27 AM

yes

Chrome Today at 8:27 AM

i trust senku more than gen

Gen 💖 Today at 8:27 AM

what
i mean i’m not surprised but what the hell
let’s not forget who helped u set up this server
u wouldn’t even know what nitro was if it weren’t for me

Senku Today at 8:28 AM

would have been for the better

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:28 AM

correct me if i’m wrong but can’t you get one month of free nitro?

kohaku Today at 8:28 AM

WHAT?

Gen 💖 Today at 8:28 AM

god damn it

Chrome Today at 8:28 AM

FOR FREE??

kohaku Today at 8:28 AM

ok then yeah i'll just do that

Gen 💖 Today at 8:29 AM


that's fine
if you still want it after your free month feel free to come to me

Chrome Today at 8:29 AM

that’s suspisciously nice of u

Senku Today at 8:29 AM

suspiciously*
and it’s because he’s trying to get kohaku to owe him

kohaku Today at 8:30 AM

huh
i should have known

Gen 💖 Today at 8:30 AM

senku what the FUCK

kohaku Today at 8:30 AM

i can't believe i almost fell for it
ty yuzuriha!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:31 AM

oh you're welcome!

New

Ryusui ! Today at 12:02 PM

oh yeah nitro’s great!

Chrome Today at 12:03 PM

you too ryusui??

Senku Today at 12:03 PM

it might as well be free for him

Gen 💖 Today at 12:04 PM

yeah i can’t imagine he has any trouble paying for it

Ryusui ! Today at 12:04 PM

i’ve had nitro for so long i practically forgot not everyone has it! hahaha!

Gen 💖 Today at 12:04 PM

ahaha ,,,

kohaku Today at 12:05 PM

why did i just get the sudden urge to hit him

Gen 💖 Today at 12:05 PM

don't worry that's normal

Chrome Today at 12:05 PM

are me and kohaku the only ones without nitro??

TAIJU Today at 12:05

I DON’T HAVE IT!!

Chrome Today at 12:05 PM

oh !

TAIJU Today at 12:06

I DON’T NEED IT :D

Chrome Today at 12:06 PM

oh ...

Gen 💖 Today at 12:06 PM

we should all be more like taiju! let go of your worldly desires~

Ryusui ! Today at 12:06 PM

No.

Ukyo Today at 12:06 pM

alright ryusui

Ryusui ! Today at 12:06 PM

I want Everything.

Ukyo Today at 12:06 pM

we know ryusui

Replying to message by: Gen 💖 we should all be more like taiju! let go of your worldly desires~

Senku Today at 12:07 PM

just yesterday you almost started crying in public because you didn’t have enough change to buy a cola from the vending machine and then you proceeded to beg me for money

Gen 💖 Today at 12:07 PM

haha oh dear senku
it's fun to pretend isn't it
i have no idea what he's talking about u guys


me rn

Senku Today at 12:07 PM

alright i'll remember that

Ukyo Today at 12:07 PM

kohaku Today at 12:08 PM

who's clementine

Ukyo Today at 12:08 PM

in this case, senku

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:09 PM

i don’t have nitro either
i already used my free month ehehe
the animated emojis were nice while they lasted

Gen 💖 Today at 12:09 PM

Chrome Today at 12:09 PM

show off

Senku Today at 12:09 PM

please get that out of my face mentalist

kohaku Today at 12:10 PM

wait how were you gonna pay for my nitro if you can’t even buy your own cola

Gen 💖 Today at 12:10 PM

that’s the question isn’t it
further proof that senku is lying

Senku Today at 12:10 PM

heh
sure
whatever you say

Gen 💖 Today at 12:10 PM

of course~
what else is new

Chrome Today at 12:11 PM

gen i'd be careful
it sounds like you're challenging senku and you know how competitive he gets

Gen 💖 Today at 12:11 PM

what’s he gonna do ? read the periodic table to me?

oh noooo not the elements and their varying amount of electrons

Ukyo Today at 12:11 PM

okay that was kinda funny

Senku Today at 12:11 PM

19.42.11.18

Ukyo Today at 12:11 PM

nevermind
that wasn't funny
gen is the least funniest person alive
i've never laughed at anything he's said ever

Gen 💖 Today at 12:11 PM

HUAGVBRSHYNHY
IS THTA MY IP ADDRESS??!?@

Chrome Today at 12:12 PM

what
what do those numbers mean

Ukyo Today at 12:12 PM

senku just doxxed gen on live television

Chrome Today at 12:12 PM

wait
is an ip address different than a street address??

Ukyo Today at 12:12 PM

yeah it’s specific to his device and network

kohaku Today at 12:12 PM

oh i thought those were his credit card numbers i almost got excited

Gen 💖 Today at 12:12 PM

EXCUSE ME??!?

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:13 PM

but we all already know where gen lives?
having his ip address doesn't really mean anything for us

Gen 💖 Today at 12:13 PM

right
yeah
of course
can’t believe i let that scare me for a second

Senku Today at 12:13 PM

can’t believe you thought it was your real ip address

Chrome Today at 12:13 PM

IT'S NOT?

Gen 💖 Today at 12:13 PM

senku dear,,, please,,

Senku Today at 12:13 PM

even if it was real yuzuriha has a point we all already know where you live
so best lock those doors of yours if you don’t want to wake up one morning with green hair

Gen 💖 Today at 12:13 PM

yeah okay no thanks no one can rock green hair like u do

Senku Today at 12:14 PM

i'll take that as a compliment
though i could also definitely get access to your credit card number
i’d say that’s something you’d actually want to keep from everyone as opposed to your address

Replying to message by: Senku though i could also definitely get access to your credit card number

kohaku Today at 12:14

can we hold a vote on this

Gen 💖 Today at 12:14 PM

um,,

how about i give you a different number instead?

Ukyo Today at 12:14 PM

smooth

kohaku Today at 12:14 PM

all those in favor of senku leaking gen's credit card info say aye

Replying to message by: Ukyo smooth

Senku Today at 12:14

no it’s not i already have his number

Ukyo Today at 12:15 PM

oho?????

Replying to message by: kohaku all those in favor of senku leaking gen's credit card info say aye

Chrome Today at 12:15

aye

Senku Today at 12:15 PM

i have everyone's number

Replying to message by: kohaku all those in favor of senku leaking gen's credit card info say aye

Ukyo Today at 12:15

aye
oh. right

Chrome Today at 12:15 PM

i have everyone’s number too!!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:15 PM

i think everyone here has each others’ numbers

kohaku Today at 12:16 PM

yeah chrome that was the first thing you did when you got your phone
you ran around and bugged us until we gave you our contact info

Chrome Today at 12:16 PM

BECAUSE WE’RE ALL FRIENDS/?? THAT’S WHAT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO DO

kohaku Today at 12:16 PM

hm

Gen 💖 Today at 12:16 PM

x

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:16 PM

x?

Gen 💖 Today at 12:16 PM

x to doubt

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:16 PM

ah right! that one meme

kohaku Today at 12:17 PM

what meme

Gen 💖 Today at 12:17 PM

kohaku Today at 12:17 PM

oh
i'm using this from now on

Gen 💖 Today at 12:17 PM

you're welcome~!

Replying to message by: kohaku all those in favor of senku leaking gen's credit card info say aye

Ryusui ! Today at 12:17

aye

Gen 💖 Today at 12:17 PM

YOU'RE RICH LITERALLY SHUT UP ?!!!

1

New

Gen 💖 Today at 4:25 PM

i feel like kohaku would definitely be an owo type of person

Senku Today at 4:25 PM

absolutely not

Gen 💖 Today at 4:25 PM

what u don't agree?

Senku Today at 4:25 PM

no i just don’t want to talk about this

kohaku Today at 4:27 PM

owo?

Senku Today at 4:28 PM

nope
i’m putting my phone down i’ll be in the library if anyone needs me

TAIJU Today at 4:28 PM

OH SENKU
yuzuriha and i will come see you! if that’s okay

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 4:28 PM

yeah uh we might need some help with our science project

Senku Today at 4:28 PM

fine
bring it here

Gen 💖 Today at 4:29 PM

oh to have friends

Chrome Today at 4:29 PM

what the hell are we then

Ukyo Today at 4:29 PM

i fear we’re just potential forms of amusement to him

Ryusui ! Today at 4:29 PM

that's absolutely fine!
it goes both ways!

Gen 💖 Today at 4:30 PM

???

Ukyo Today at 4:30 PM

you know what you’re right ryusui
sorry gen we only keep you around to laugh at you :/

Gen 💖 Today at 4:30 PM

wh

Senku Today at 4:30 PM

heh

Gen 💖 Today at 4:30 PM

???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE PUTTING YOUR PHONE DOWN?

Senku Today at 4:30 PM

i did
had the urge to check it again
sometimes i follow my gut and it pays off

Gen 💖 Today at 4:30 PM

fuck you too

Ukyo Today at 4:31 PM

this is deffo flerting

Chrome Today at 4:32 PM

flerting?

Ukyo Today at 4:32 PM

don't worry about it

Chrome Today at 4:32 PM

did you mean flirting

Gen 💖 Today at 4:32 PM

sdfgthytjgsdar shut up !!!!!!!!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 4:32 PM

hehe don’t worry he already put his phone back down

Gen 💖 Today at 4:32 PM

hhhffhhhhhh ty yuzuriha

New

kohaku Today at 4:40 PM

okay but what does owo mean

Message #general

Notes:

how does anyone write dr. stone fics. specifically how do u write senku. because everyone is a dumbass compared to him how am i supposed to make him sound smart like he does in the anime i know NOTHING about science i just want to make him kiss gen already.

hey a bit of self promo follow me on twitter if u want @komitsurii it's where i ramble into the void about sengen and whatever other hyperfixation i happen to develop (it's literally a new account so there's not much there atm)

Chapter 5: gen: mods kill this guy

Summary:

Kohaku's big soccer game! (spoiler, she wins)

Notes:

i’m gonna pee myself when i wrote that last chapter i forgot taiju’s parents were dead so the line of him saying “i feel like my parents are fighting” is kinda,,,, i’m keeping that in though because it’s a little hilarious lmao let's just pretend everyone else politely ignored that comment for his sake

also i recently read a sengen fic that had side kohaku/luna and i was like WOW that shit FUCKS like i felt like my third eye opened so now it’s here too

also i bumped up the rating a tad because i feel like at some point the jokes i make will get a little inappropriate but that's it so better to be safe than sorry !!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

April 13, 2023 New

Gen 💖 Today at 8:11 AM

this is me btw if u even care

Senku Today at 8:11 AM

Gen 💖 Today at 8:11 AM

WHAT
HOW DO U JUST HAVE THAT ON HAND
WHAT IS RWONG WITH U !??!

Ukyo Today at 8:12 AM

i guess he’s just always thinking about you
isn't that sweet

kohaku Today at 8:12 AM

do y’all like my new soccer ball

Chrome Today at 8:12 AM

isn't that a volleyball

kohaku Today at 8:12 AM

it's the only image i could find on the internet like this
the joke is that i'm gonna be kicking gen around like a soccer ball

Senku Today at 8:12 AM

yeah no we got it

kohaku Today at 8:12 AM

chrome didn't

Chrome Today at 8:12 AM

leave me alone please

Ukyo Today at 8:13 AM

chrome has the same vibes as that "release me" guy on tiktok

kohaku Today at 8:13 AM

the who on what?

Ukyo Today at 8:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AGfjH5BQtDo

YouTube
misterstrang3
it be like this cat peeking out of a box

kohaku Today at 8:14 AM

twhaWHATTHLFWGHRET

Chrome Today at 8:14 AM

MAN WHAT

Gen 💖 Today at 8:14 AM

can i sue u guys

Chrome Today at 8:14 AM

for what

Gen 💖 Today at 8:14 AM

being mean to me :(

Senku Today at 8:14 AM

sure go for it

Gen 💖 Today at 8:14 AM

alright
see u all in jail

Ukyo Today at 8:15 AM

i don’t think that’s how getting sued works
u don’t go to jail when someone sues u

Gen 💖 Today at 8:15 AM

i’ll find a way

kohaku Today at 8:15 AM

i don’t think you can win any kind of lawsuit against ryusui anyways

Ryusui ! Today at 8:15 AM

sorry gen but i would without hesitation counter sue and take all of your money

Gen 💖 Today at 8:15 AM

????!?!?!

Senku Today at 8:15 AM

he doesn’t have much to begin with it’s okay

Gen 💖 Today at 8:15 AM

QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

kohaku Today at 8:16 AM

anyways
speaking of soccer!
you guys are coming to my match today right? :3

Chrome Today at 8:16 AM

huh
oh yeah
against that other school with all those foreign kids

kohaku Today at 8:16 AM

not all of them are foreigners they just have a big overseas exchange program

Ryusui ! Today at 8:16 AM

YOU BET I'LL BE THERE!!

Ukyo Today at 8:16 AM

ofc we'll be there :)
it's just a practice match yeah?

kohaku Today at 8:16 AM

yeah!
um
what does ofc mean

Ukyo Today at 8:16 AM

of course

kohaku Today at 8:16 AM

oh gotcha!

TAIJU Today at 8:16 AM

WE'LL BE THERE!!

Senku Today at 8:17 AM

i'm assuming that "we" is referring to me, you and yuzuriha

TAIJU Today at 8:17 AM

YEAH OF COURSE
oh wait
OFC :D

Ukyo Today at 8:17 AM

aw cute

Senku Today at 8:17 AM

fine i have a bit of free time anyways. might as well

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 8:17 AM

yeah i’d love to go! we’ll be cheering for you!!

kohaku Today at 8:17 AM

ty!!
chrome???

Chrome Today at 8:18 AM

ehhhh
i guess

Ukyo Today at 8:18 AM

if you don’t go you’ll truly be a /pos

kohaku Today at 8:18 AM

YEAH what he said!!

Chrome Today at 8:18 AM

i don’t understand soccer!!!!

Senku Today at 8:18 AM

neither does gen but he’s still going

Gen 💖 Today at 8:18 AM

um
ur just deciding that for me huh
but yeah chrome all u do is just cheer really loudly when kohaku has the ball you’ll be fine~!

Ukyo Today at 8:18 AM

don’t cheer when it doesn’t go in the goal though

Ryusui ! Today at 8:19 AM

kohaku almost always gets it in the goal!

Ukyo Today at 8:19 AM

true
also DO cheer when the other team doesn’t get it in the other goal

Chrome Today at 8:19 AM

see this is already confusing
how will i know which goal is which

Ukyo Today at 8:19 AM

um
kohaku and her team will be running towards one goal and the other team will be running towards the other
they're on opposite ends
do you really not know any of this

Chrome Today at 8:19 AM

how will i tell the teams apart

Ukyo Today at 8:19 AM

mods kill this guy

Chrome Today at 8:19 AM

WHAT THE HELL
I WAS JOKING

Ukyo Today at 8:19 AM

oh
then so was i

Senku Today at 8:20 AM

we don’t have any mods anyways
well besides chrome himself

Chrome Today at 8:20 AM

AND EVEN IF WE DID THEY WOULD NOT KILL ME!!!!

Ryusui ! Today at 8:20 AM

i’m kind of surprised you know what a mod is chrome

Chrome Today at 8:20 AM

gen tried talking me into making him a mod
but i caught on pretty quickly and said no

Ryusui ! Today at 8:20 AM

oh good!

Ukyo Today at 8:19 AM

good

Senku Today at 8:20 AM

proud of you

Gen 💖 Today at 8:21 AM

tell the truth are u guys homophobic answer quickly

Chrome Today at 8:21 AM

no?

Ryusui ! Today at 8:21 AM

i can't be i'm bi

Ukyo Today at 8:21 AM

yes

Senku Today at 8:21 AM

only to you

Ukyo Today at 8:21 AM

aw that's sweet

Senku Today at 8:22 AM

?

Gen 💖 Today at 8:22 AM

no it's not???

kohaku Today at 8:23 AM

are we still killing chrome though

Gen 💖 Today at 8:23 AM

probably not i imagine ruri would be upset

kohaku Today at 8:23 AM

Chrome Today at 8:23 AM

stop that

New

kohaku Today at 7:32 PM

YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Ryusui ! Today at 7:32 PM

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!

Senku Today at 7:33 PM

we just parted ways from celebrating this is unnecessary

TAIJU Today at 7:33 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ukyo Today at 7:33 PM

YEAAH !!!

Senku Today at 7:33 PM

alright

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 7:33 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!

Gen 💖 Today at 7:33 PM

yuzuriha ur not much of a caps lock person are u

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 7:33 PM

i don't like yelling

Gen 💖 Today at 7:33 PM

bless ur heart

Chrome Today at 7:34 PM

i still don’t understand but i’m glad you won kohaku!!!!!

kohaku Today at 7:34 PM

ofc i did
did you doubt me

Chrome Today at 7:34 PM

wh
no
man can u just take the compliment

kohaku Today at 7:34 PM

*bites you*

Ukyo Today at 7:34 PM

whaATWLWHL

Ryusui ! Today at 7:34 PM

i just choked on my own spit thanks guys

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 7:35 PM

oh god

Chrome Today at 7:35 PM

what

Gen 💖 Today at 7:35 PM

SDFJGRNSETHRYN
good job kohaku just like i taught u!!

kohaku Today at 7:35 PM

:3

Senku Today at 7:35 PM

you taught her how to rp.

Gen 💖 Today at 7:35 PM

yes

Senku Today at 7:35 PM

that was not a question

Gen 💖 Today at 7:35 PM

i'm aware~

Chrome Today at 7:36 PM

what is rp

Ukyo Today at 7:36 PM

let's not get into this

Chrome Today at 7:36 PM

BUT I NEED TO KNOW??

Senku Today at 7:36 PM

you don't actually
but also
i’d rather us tell him than have him search it online and come across god knows what

Gen 💖 Today at 7:36 PM

easy fix
chrome don't search it online

Chrome Today at 7:36 PM

i am terrified right now

kohaku Today at 7:36 PM

*rips out your spinal cord with my bare teeth*

Chrome Today at 7:37 PM

STOP

Ukyo Today at 7:37 PM

i love it here

Gen 💖 Today at 7:37 PM

now remember kohaku only do that with close friends
do NOT do that with the cute manager girl you were talking to today

kohaku Today at 7:37 PM

roger

Chrome Today at 7:37 PM

who?

Ukyo Today at 7:38 PM

ohhhh right
the other soccer team’s manager
small pink haired girl who was sitting next to the coach

Ryusui ! Today at 7:38 PM

that coach was so hot

Ukyo Today at 7:38 PM

alright ryusui

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 7:38 PM

the blonde guy that was smoking?
yes he looked very pretty!

Ryusui ! Today at 7:38 PM

RIGHT ??

Ukyo Today at 7:38 PM

calm down ryusui

Chrome Today at 7:39 PM

okay but why are we bringing them up

Gen 💖 Today at 7:39 PM

kohaku got the manager’s number!

Chrome Today at 7:39 PM

whoa!
good going kohaku!
i didn’t think she had it in her actually

Ryusui ! Today at 7:39 PM

damn he called you bitchless kohaku

Chrome Today at 7:39 PM

NNONOOONONONO

kohaku Today at 7:39 PM

*cracks knuckles*

Ryusui ! Today at 7:40 PM

honestly i could never take rp seriously but when kohaku does it it's actually scary

Ukyo Today at 7:40 PM

you know
if i remember correctly, i could have sworn i heard a certain mentalist talking kohaku into approaching the manager after the game

Gen 💖 Today at 7:40 PM

okay and

Ukyo Today at 7:40 PM

oh nothing
i just find it odd considering it definitely looked like the manager had her eyes on a certain scientist for almost the whole match

Gen 💖 Today at 7:40 PM

mods kill this guy

Chrome Today at 7:40 PM

wait...
ME??
WAS SHE LOOKING AT ME???

Ukyo Today at 7:40 PM

uh

Gen 💖 Today at 7:41 PM

yes

kohaku Today at 7:41 PM

chrome don’t fuck this up for me

Chrome Today at 7:41 PM

kohaku… i can’t help that the ladies find me attractive…

Ukyo Today at 7:41 PM

um

kohaku Today at 7:41 PM

*breaks your fucking neck*

Chrome Today at 7:42 PM

alright i’ll shut up

Gen 💖 Today at 7:42 PM

chrome i appreciate your existence

Chrome Today at 7:42 PM

oh bad !! /pos

Message #general

Notes:

sorry taiju i don't know how to include you in more conversations but they kind of treat you the same way in the manga so ,,

if luna has blonde hair in the anime i'm gonna do something drastic (cry)

yes i know that *typing like this* on discord makes things in italics (or bold? i don't remember i rarely do it) but for the sake of this story let's pretend it doesn't i think it makes the rp more cringey :)

obligatory follow me on twt mention (@komitsurii)

Chapter 6: kohaku: how does a computer have a ram

Summary:

Some new faces join the party!

Notes:

this one is pretty short sorry i didn't know what else to add,, i wanted to add yet another person but i thought that'd be too much so i'll save it for next chapter maybe

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

April 15, 2023 New

kohaku Today at 12:12 PM

chrome are we really the only friends you have

Ukyo Today at 12:12 PM

lol???

Chrome Today at 12:13 PM

what
where did that come from

kohaku Today at 12:13 PM

you said you invited all your friends to this server but it’s just us??

Chrome Today at 12:13 PM

i sent an invite to everyone on my friends list!

kohaku Today at 12:13 PM

so you don’t consider ruri a friend is what you’re saying

Ukyo Today at 12:13 PM

wow checkmate

Chrome Today at 12:14 PM

KOHAKU YOU KNOW I DON’T HAVE HER IN MY FRIENDS LIST WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS??@??

kohaku Today at 12:14 PM

>:3
you know why
stay away from luna

Gen 💖 Today at 12:14 PM

wow she learns fast
she’s evolved to evil cat faces

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:14 PM

:3c

kohaku Today at 12:14 PM

what is that

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:15 PM

a cat raising its paw !
:3c

TAIJU Today at 12:15 PM

yuzriahiaaghhjyk

Senku Today at 12:15 PM

saw that coming
any time yuzuriha does anything “cute” his brain short circuits

Ukyo Today at 12:15 PM

how sweet

kohaku Today at 12:15 PM

OH
>:3c
back to my original point
i think we need more people in this server it’s kind of, um

Gen 💖 Today at 12:16 PM

its okay u can say it

kohaku Today at 12:16 PM

incredibly boring

Gen 💖 Today at 12:16 PM

uh
i thought u were gonna say dead
that’s kind of more offensive
are we not entertaining to u??

kohaku Today at 12:17 PM

eh
kicking you and chrome around is kind of funny
but that’s about it

Gen 💖 Today at 12:17 PM

Ukyo Today at 12:17 PM

yikes

Chrome Today at 12:17 PM

awesome i'm so glad we're friends kohaku
but who else do i invite??

Gen 💖 Today at 12:18 PM

technically we can invite people too
it doesn’t have to be just people you know chrome

Ryusui ! Today at 12:18 PM

oh so i can invite francois!

Chrome Today at 12:18 PM

huh

Glad you're here Francois Today at 12:18 PM

Ukyo Today at 12:18 PM

that was incredibly fast

Francois Today at 12:19 PM

Greetings, everyone.

kohaku Today at 12:19 PM

whoa
hello francois!

Francois Today at 12:19 PM

My, this server is rather barren. You only have one channel for everyone to discuss in?

Gen 💖 Today at 12:19 PM


proper capitalization and punctuation ,,,

Francois Today at 12:19 PM

Oh, my apologies.
wld typing lik dis make evry1 mor comfrtbl?

Ukyo Today at 12:19 PM

oh wow

Chrome Today at 12:20 PM

what the hell
where did all your vowels go

Gen 💖 Today at 12:20 PM

GOD NO
just,, do as we do,,

Francois Today at 12:20 PM

i see
i think i understand now

Gen 💖 Today at 12:20 PM

yeah that's better
also yeah i was planning on talking about that actually
chrome we should expand the server a bit

Chrome Today at 12:20 PM

huh? i thought that was the point of adding francois

Gen 💖 Today at 12:21 PM

that’s literally one person

Senku Today at 12:21 PM

speaking of is a whole server even necessary
this is just a glorified group chat
pretty sure we could have just made a group dm on discord instead

Francois Today at 12:21 PM

discord servers are generally good when gathering a large group of people together. having more channels makes it easier to divide topics and conversations and it helps with keeping things more organized. group dms on discord have a limit of 10 people, and while there are less than 10 people here currently, it seems you were in the middle of discussing possibly inviting more people, so having a server in the long run would be more beneficial.

Ryusui ! Today at 12:22 PM

yes this was a good decision

Ukyo Today at 12:22 PM

making a server?

Ryusui ! Today at 12:22 PM

adding francois
but that too

Chrome Today at 12:22 PM

man i dunno i just did whatever gen told me to do

Senku Today at 12:22 PM

yeah that’s how you end up in prison so stop doing that

Gen 💖 Today at 12:23 PM

senku dear please shut up
chrome make another channel

Chrome Today at 12:23 PM

senku JUST said to stop listening to you so no

Gen 💖 Today at 12:23 PM

oooh
okay
i see
that's fine ~
i'll brb 🥰

Ukyo Today at 12:23 PM

he gave up pretty quickly

Chrome Today at 12:24 PM

yeah that’s kind of ominous…

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:24 PM

i’m sure it’s fine!

Ukyo Today at 12:24 PM

yeah he doesn’t pose much of a real threat
you're fine chrome

Senku Today at 12:24 PM

well i’d say he definitely doesn’t pose a physical threat
so yeah you should be fine chrome
physically

Ukyo Today at 12:25 PM

yeah physically

Chrome Today at 12:25 PM

okay i'm still scared

TAIJU Today at 12:25 PM

nothing to be scared of chrome !! i got your back!!

Chrome Today at 12:25 PM

oh
thanks taiju!
i feel slightly better

Ukyo Today at 12:26 PM

dunno how much help taiju would be against a non physical threat though

TAIJU Today at 12:26 PM

WAIT what are we talking about ??

Senku Today at 12:26 PM

chrome thinks gen is up to something
but don't get me wrong he definitely is up to something

TAIJU Today at 12:26 PM

oh… yeah sorry chrome i can’t help :(

Chrome Today at 12:26 PM

man...
he said brb what does that mean..

Ryusui ! Today at 12:27 PM

chrome i know you just got your first phone but you don’t even know what brb means?

Chrome Today at 12:27 PM

NO I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
but like where did he go
he’s DEFINITELY up to something

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:27 PM

maybe he had to use the bathroom??

kohaku Today at 12:28 PM

why did gen just come up to me asking where ruri is

Chrome Today at 12:28 PM

HUH

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:28 PM

oh.
hm
never mind then 😓

Chrome Today at 12:28 PM

WHAT'S HE PLANNING

Ukyo Today at 12:28 PM

he wouldn’t do anything to ruri
i still wouldn't worry

kohaku Today at 12:29 PM

he was smiling to himself …

Senku Today at 12:29 PM

that’s nothing new

Chrome Today at 12:29 PM

DOESN’T MEAN IT’S COMFORTING???

Yay, you made it, Ruri 🌼! Today at 12:29 PM

Chrome Today at 12:29 PM

oH GOD ???!?

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:30 PM

chrome ! hello!!

Chrome Today at 12:30 PM

OOAHGGAH
sup

Ukyo Today at 12:30 PM

he is so smooth
i wish i could be as smooth as him

kohaku Today at 12:31 PM

RURI?!?!\

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:31 PM

hello kohaku!

Francois Today at 12:31 PM

good afternoon miss ruri

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:31 PM

and hello to you too francois !!!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 12:32 PM

ruri!?? hi!!!!!

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:32 PM

hello yuzuriha!

Senku Today at 12:32 PM

okay can we all stop being shocked that ruri is here it’s not that surprising

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:32 PM

hello senku!

Senku Today at 12:32 PM

yeah hi

Gen 💖 Today at 12:33 PM

ruri !?!?!?! omg

Senku Today at 12:33 PM

mentalist what did i just say
you invited her here stop pretending to act shocked

Chrome Today at 12:33 PM

GEN
WHAT DID YOU DO

Gen 💖 Today at 12:33 PM

what
does ruri being here upset u?
do u not enjoy her company????

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:34 PM

?? chrome i’m sorry do you want me to leave?

Chrome Today at 12:34 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ukyo Today at 12:34 PM

world’s longest no

Ryusui ! Today at 12:34 PM

i could go longer

Ukyo Today at 12:35 PM

please don't
i believe you

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:35 PM

so… i should stay?

kohaku Today at 12:35 PM

yes please sis we love having u here
chrome is just dumb it’s okay

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:35 PM

okay
but i don’t think chrome is dumb! he’s very smart actually

Chrome Today at 12:36 PM

ah
yeah of course i am

Senku Today at 12:36 PM

yeah he certainly knows his time tables

Chrome Today at 12:36 PM

AND OTHER STUFF!

Senku Today at 12:36 PM

sure

Chrome Today at 12:36 PM

i'm gonna throw up

Francois Today at 12:37 PM

shall i provide a bucket?

Chrome Today at 12:37 PM

uhhhh no

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:37 PM

oh no chrome :(
are you sick?

Chrome Today at 12:37 PM

um

Gen 💖 Today at 12:37 PM

say yes

Chrome Today at 12:37 PM

yes

Ukyo Today at 12:38 PM

i thought you said you weren't gonna listen to gen anymore
you know to avoid ending up in jail

Senku Today at 12:38 PM

he's already a lost cause

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:38 PM

i’ll come over later today and make you some soup! is that okay?

Chrome Today at 12:38 PM

yes

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:38 PM

great!
i gtg for now! dad needs help setting up our new printer
it was great talking to you all!!!

Chrome Today at 12:38 PM

yes

Gen 💖 Today at 12:38 PM

you can stop saying yes now

Chrome Today at 12:39 PM

okay

Francois Today at 12:39 PM

have a lovely day miss ruri

kohaku Today at 12:39 PM

wait sis should i come help too?

Ruri 🌼 Today at 12:39 PM

oh no it’s fine !!!!!!!!
bye now!!

Ukyo Today at 12:39 PM

haha wow that’s a lot of exclamation points

Senku Today at 12:40 PM

it’s to hide how nervous she is
kohaku isn’t the best with technology as we all know
ruri is the only one in that family that knows how a computer works

kohaku Today at 12:40 PM

hey i know how computers work!

Senku Today at 12:40 PM

how much ram does your computer have
answer quickly

kohaku Today at 12:40 PM

what
why are we talking about animals now
how does a computer have a ram
are you just fucking with me now

Senku Today at 12:40 PM

no but also yes

Ukyo Today at 12:41 PM

anyways gen i’m surprised i thought you were aiming to mess with chrome but it looks like you just set him up on a weird semi date

Gen 💖 Today at 12:41 PM

yeah i guess my kind hearted soul won in the end
i’m just too nice for my own good~

Senku Today at 12:41 PM

x

Ukyo Today at 12:41 PM

x

Ryusui ! Today at 12:41 PM

x

kohaku Today at 12:42 PM

oh wait i know this meme

Gen 💖 Today at 12:42 PM

good job kohaku
but also fuck you all

Message #general

Notes:

I'M SORRY that i don't have gen call everyone "name-chan" i dunno i just feel like i'd forget to do it at some points so i didn't even bother but to make up for it he calls people dear sometimes i think it's charming okay SORRY i'm sorry i love it when he says "senku-chan" just as much as the average sengen fan but PLEASE I'M SO WEAK MINDED FORGIVE ME

pretend that half of these characters aren't so very obviously in the stone age in their pfps okay maybe they just all got together and did irl stone age roleplay alright don't judge them

once again follow me on twt (@komitsurii) i usually post about updates for this fic or cry over sengen either way i think it's worth a follow

Chapter 7: chrome: girl how do you spell embraised

Summary:

Gen tries to hire a butler. Does not go well.

Notes:

UM,,,
haha jeez oh boy ,,
OKAY I'M SORRY it's been like 2 years since i've updated but i PROMISE it's not that i forgot about this fic or anything it's just i kind of lost passion for Dr. Stone ,, haha you know how hyperfixations are... they consume u for weeks sometimes months and then suddenly they're gone and u move on to something else......
BUT i will say i remembered how absolutely FUN it was to work on this and despite me not being as much into the Dr. Stone fandom anymore i wanna keep writing it! so here we are...
ALSO a BIG reason why i actually stopped writing for this was because i had a chapter planned where i wanted to feature art created by yours truly but i got frustrated because it wasn't turning out how i wanted and i just kind of gave up.. BUT NOW I want to try it again (especially since i think my art skills have increased) so maybe that'll be in a future chapter :) i already have the next one written out so maybe the one after next? no promises though..
If you're new here and are just now finding this fic with this most recent update then HIII! you can just ignore the two year gap between this chapter and the last! lucky you!
for any old readers who are coming back (if you.. exist??) i went back and edited some of the previous chapters because the images i used no longer worked so everything should show up just fine now! hopefully..

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

April 16, 2023 New

Ryusui ! Today at 1:34 PM

🚨🚨🚨 FRANCOIS!!! 🚨🚨

Ukyo Today at 1:34 PM

huh
just @ them? that'd get their attention faster

Francois Today at 1:34 PM

yes, master Ryusui?

Ukyo Today at 1:34 PM

oh nvm then

Gen 💖 Today at 1:35 PM

they must have a sixth sense for ryusui or something

Ryusui ! Today at 1:35 PM

i forgot my algebra book in my locker :(

Francois Today at 1:35 PM

no worries, master ryusui. i figured this would happen, so i already took the liberty of slipping the book into your school desk during lunch break.

Ryusui ! Today at 1:35 PM

HAHA I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Gen 💖 Today at 1:36 PM

what the hell

Ukyo Today at 1:36 PM

wow

Gen 💖 Today at 1:36 PM

i should get a butler

Ukyo Today at 1:36 PM

you probably can’t afford one

Senku Today at 1:36 PM

he ten thousand percent cannot afford one

Gen 💖 Today at 1:37 PM

chrome dear do u know how to cook and clean
chrome
CHROME

Ukyo Today at 1:37 PM

he's already worse than francois

Gen 💖 Today at 1:37 PM

@Chrome !!!

Chrome Today at 1:39 PM

huh
what

Ryusui ! Today at 1:40 PM

everyone is worse than francois that’s why francois is MY butler
i only desire the best
imagine needing to @ your own butler
couldn't be me

Chrome Today at 1:40 PM

wait what are we talking about

Gen 💖 Today at 1:41 PM

can u cook and clean

Chrome Today at 1:41 PM

vaguely

Gen 💖 Today at 1:41 PM

what

Ukyo Today at 1:41 PM

what kind of answer is that lmao

kohaku Today at 1:42 PM

he can cook but he can’t clean
be thankful y’all have never seen his room

Chrome Today at 1:42 PM

kohaku :(((((((

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 1:42 PM

oh have u had his cooking before kohaku?

kohaku Today at 1:42 PM

yeah sometimes he comes over and helps ruri with dinner

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 1:43 PM

aw that’s sweet!

Ukyo Today at 1:43 PM

yeah it kind of is

Chrome Today at 1:43 PM

hhhnfghjfkgjh
stop i’m getting embarased
embearased
wait embasserd
girl how do you spell embraised

Gen 💖 Today at 1:44 PM

useless

Chrome Today at 1:44 PM

uhh i don't think that's it

Ukyo Today at 1:45 PM

jesus
why don’t you get senku to cook for you

Chrome Today at 1:45 PM

why would i want senku to cook for me

Ukyo Today at 1:45 PM

omg not you
gen

Senku Today at 1:46 PM

can’t think of a single reason as to why i would ever do that

Gen 💖 Today at 1:46 PM

he probably doesn't know how to cook

Senku Today at 1:46 PM

??? cooking is basically science so at the very least i’m most definitely better at it than you

TAIJU Today at 1:47 PM

but didn’t you fail home ec last year?

Gen 💖 Today at 1:47 PM

OH !?? 📸📸📸

Ukyo Today at 1:47 PM

wow ! 📸📸

Ryusui ! Today at 1:47 PM

📸📸📸

kohaku Today at 1:47 PM

i dunno wht this means but 📸📸

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 1:47 PM

📸

Senku Today at 1:48 PM

seriously yuzuriha

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 1:48 PM

it was funny :/

TAIJU Today at 1:48 PM

wait did i say something wrong

Gen 💖 Today at 1:48 PM

no the opposite in fact
taiju dear please tell us more about how senku failed home ec

Senku Today at 1:48 PM

taiju

TAIJU Today at 1:49 PM

he ended up burning some cookies once! and once he started a fire when we were trying to make banana pudding

Ukyo Today at 1:49 PM

how does THAT happen
you don’t need to bake banana pudding right???

Gen 💖 Today at 1:49 PM

huh if cooking is science then why do u suck at it senku dear?

Senku Today at 1:50 PM

it’s literally not my fault i follow the recipe exactly every time
the school’s equipment is faulty

Gen 💖 Today at 1:50 PM

oh i'm sure

Senku Today at 1:50 PM

either way i'm not cooking for you

Ukyo Today at 1:50 PM

gen do you not know how to cook for yourself

Gen 💖 Today at 1:50 PM

i do i'm just lazy

Ukyo Today at 1:51 PM

so what i’m hearing is that you know how to cook

Gen 💖 Today at 1:51 PM

yeah

Ukyo Today at 1:51 PM

and senku doesn't

Senku Today at 1:51 PM

that's not true

Gen 💖 Today at 1:51 PM

yeah

Ukyo Today at 1:51 PM

looks like there’s only one solution to this problem
ig ,, you’ll have to,,, cook for senku

Gen 💖 Today at 1:51 PM

???
how does that solve MY problem??

Senku Today at 1:52 PM

he doesn’t even want to cook for himself

Ryusui ! Today at 1:52 PM

ukyo you just want this ship to sail so badly huh

Ukyo Today at 1:52 PM

malewife gen :((((

Gen 💖 Today at 1:52 PM

mods kill this guy

kohaku Today at 1:53 PM

malewife gen !!!!!

Gen 💖 Today at 1:53 PM

???<<>##>/

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 1:53 PM

oh wow kohaku you know what malewife means?

kohaku Today at 1:53 PM

yeah ruri taught me

Ukyo Today at 1:53 PM

lol that’s concerning

Ryusui ! Today at 1:54 PM

if chrome is helping her cook all the time then it’s no surprise ruri knows the term malewife

Chrome Today at 1:54 PM

okay i feel like i ask this a lot
but now it’s really urgent that i know
what does that mean

Chrome Today at 2:14 PM

guys??
..
hello>??

Message #general

Notes:

hehe it's short but this kind of fic takes a long time to write bc of the formatting.. sorry. maybe one day i'll actually write a serious fic that isn't a chat fic...
also side note, when i started writing this i hadn't finished the manga but at some point in the 2 year hiatus i took i DID! so now i know everything that happens at least! on the other hand i have not gotten caught up with the anime so i'll probably get back into watching it as i write this, just to familiarize myself with the characters again as well as any future ones i'll be adding. AND I WILL BE ADDING MORE PEOPLE! I KNOW YOU WANT TSUKASA AND OTHERS! DON'T WORRY!!! I GOT YOU!!!

Chapter 8: ryusui: gen's rizz class 101

Summary:

Gen teaches Kohaku how to get bitches (so they'll stay away from Senku)

Notes:

i love kohaku and luna i can't wait to add luna to this story

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

# general: description of the general channel

April 23, 2023 New

Gen 💖 Today at 11:12 AM

what’s everyone up to this fine sunday

kohaku Today at 11:12 AM

is there a name for when something is just so cute you feel like ripping all your hair out and punching a wall

Gen 💖 Today at 11:13 AM

alright forget i asked

Ukyo Today at 11:14 AM

oh uhhhh
cuteness aggression?

kohaku Today at 11:14 AM

REALLY? IT’S A REAL THING?
OTHER PEOPLE EXPERIENCE THIS/?

Ryusui ! Today at 11:14 AM

yeah all the time!

Ukyo Today at 11:14 AM

oh speaking from experience ryusui?

Ryusui ! Today at 11:15 AM

yup

Ukyo Today at 11:15 AM

hm i see

kohaku Today at 11:15 AM

okay cool i guess i’ve never had an original experience in my life ever

Chrome Today at 11:16 AM

i dunno i think that one time you ran up a hill on all fours just to chase me down and bite my leg because i took a sip of your lemonade would be an original experience
at least for humans

kohaku Today at 11:16 AM

oh haha yeah that was fun

Chrome Today at 11:16 AM

it was not

Ukyo Today at 11:17 AM

why do you ask kohaku?

kohaku Today at 11:17 AM

i’m messaging luna right now
wait i have the perfect emote for this now that i have nitro

Ukyo Today at 11:17 AM

aw you guys are really hitting it off huh
that’s good to hear since i thought she was into
um
someone else

kohaku Today at 11:17 AM

oh yeah! we get along great!
she’s always asking me questions about senku and i try my best to answer :3

Chrome Today at 11:17 AM

why is she asking about senku

kohaku Today at 11:18 AM

i guess she’s just really curious about my friends

Ukyo Today at 11:18 AM

oh
oh no

Gen 💖 Today at 11:19 AM

huh
looks like i got my work cut out for me

Ukyo Today at 11:19 AM

gen please

kohaku Today at 11:19 AM

what do you mean

Gen 💖 Today at 11:19 AM

rejoice, kohaku! for i’m about to share my wisdom on how to seduce a potential lover!!

kohaku Today at 11:20 AM

ooohh!!!!

Ryusui ! Today at 11:20 AM

gen's rizz class 101

Ukyo Today at 11:20 AM

oh god

Senku Today at 11:20 AM

this should be entertaining

Ukyo Today at 11:20 AM

of course you show up now

Gen 💖 Today at 11:21 AM

first step!
don’t let her talk about other people
if she asks you another question about senku, try to change the subject !!!

Ukyo Today at 11:21 AM

lol okay gen ur not slick

Gen 💖 Today at 11:21 AM

ukyo i will pay u to shut up

Senku Today at 11:21 AM

with what money

Gen 💖 Today at 11:22 AM

ryusui pay both of them to shut up please

Ryusui ! Today at 11:22 AM

ukyo do you have paypal

Ukyo Today at 11:22 AM

wait seriously?

Senku Today at 11:22 AM

aren’t you gonna ask for my paypal

Ryusui ! Today at 11:22 AM

oh right
both of you dm me

Ukyo Today at 11:22 AM

alright bet

Gen 💖 Today at 11:23 AM

?? what the hell

Senku Today at 11:23 AM

you literally asked for this

kohaku Today at 11:23 AM

um back to me please

Gen 💖 Today at 11:23 AM

right okay whatever
so for example
let’s say she asks you what dear senku’s favorite food is
feel free to answer the question, but also try to tie the answer into something about yourself!! when getting to know a potential lover, you generally want to keep the focus of conversation on yourself or them, not other people 😁

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:24 AM

that’s actually not bad advice!

kohaku Today at 11:24 AM

okay so like
senku what's your favorite food

Senku Today at 11:24 AM

i don’t have a specific favorite

kohaku Today at 11:24 AM

oh
GEN WHAT DO I DO NOW
HOW DO I TIE THAT ANSWER TO ME?????

Gen 💖 Today at 11:25 AM

yeah sorry i wasn’t accounting for senku being the most boring fucking human alive

Senku Today at 11:25 AM

hey

Gen 💖 Today at 11:25 AM

you can just answer truthfully and say he doesn’t have a favorite. then say something like, “i once treated him to my favorite food, [insert ur favorite food here], and he still didn’t have an opinion! isn’t he just the worst?? totally not attractive or interesting at all he would definitely make for a terrible boyfriend so please stop asking about him ahahaha”

Senku Today at 11:26 AM

?????

kohaku Today at 11:26 AM

i see!

Chrome Today at 11:26 AM

now i don’t have much experience about this stuff
but this doesn’t sound right

Ukyo Today at 11:26 AM

no
kohaku
don’t say all that stuff at the end
maybe just stop after isn’t he just the worst

Senku Today at 11:27 AM

and why do i still have to get slandered

Gen 💖 Today at 11:27 AM

okay yeah actually listen to ukyo on that one
dunno what came over me there

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:27 AM

i think senku would make a great boyfriend!

TAIJU Today at 11:27 AM

yeah he would!!

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:27 AM

he just needs someone who understands him

TAIJU Today at 11:27 AM

YEAH!!!

Senku Today at 11:28 AM

i’m still here by the way
just in case you all forgot or something

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:28 AM

someone who’s good at understanding people in general i think!!
gee if only there was some kind of subject that one could study that’s all about understanding people and how they think 😊

Ukyo Today at 11:28 AM

LOL??

Ryusui ! Today at 11:28 AM

AHAHAHA
nice one yuzuriha!

Chrome Today at 11:28 AM

huh??? i don't get it

Ukyo Today at 11:29 AM

yeah i bet someone who studied something like that would be great for senku

kohaku Today at 11:29 AM

are you guys trying to say senku needs a therapist or something

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:29 AM

um

Gen 💖 Today at 11:29 AM

YES that's what they're trying to say
let's all shut the fuck up now!

Ukyo Today at 11:30 AM

ew why would you show us that image
you have the subtlety of a bulldozer

Gen 💖 Today at 11:30 AM

yeah well so does yuzuriha

Senku Today at 11:30 AM

i guess my favorite food would be ramen

Chrome Today at 11:30 AM

that was abrupt

Gen 💖 Today at 11:30 AM

that's still boring

Senku Today at 11:30 AM

okay why am i even here then

kohaku Today at 11:31 AM

okay so i could say his favorite food is ramen and then tell her about my favorite ramen shop!!

Gen 💖 Today at 11:31 AM

YES
perfect kohaku!!
and then, if ur feeling bold enough, u could even invite her to that ramen shop

Chrome Today at 11:32 AM

whoa can i come?

kohaku Today at 11:32 AM

sure

Gen 💖 Today at 11:32 AM

no??

kohaku Today at 11:32 AM

oh
no you can't come chrome

Chrome Today at 11:32 AM

kohaku Today at 11:33 AM

okay i'll try this out next time we talk!!

Ukyo Today at 11:33 AM

good luck kohaku!

Ryusui ! Today at 11:33 AM

you got this kohaku
no one can resist your charms

Yuzu 🌸 Today at 11:33 AM

yes!! you'll do great kohaku!!!

kohaku Today at 11:34 AM

Senku Today at 11:34 AM

where are you guys getting these horrible images

Ukyo Today at 11:34 AM

man can't believe i got ¥15k outta this convo

Senku Today at 11:34 AM

what
i only got 5k

Ryusui ! Today at 11:34 AM

oh um

Ukyo Today at 11:34 AM

?

Gen 💖 Today at 11:35 AM

Message #general

Notes:

now if everything goes right there should be art in the next chapter unless i end up HATING IT and MYSELF and feel like I SUCK and i end up writing a different chapter instead lol
i dunno how long the next chapter will take tho it just depends on how my drawing process goes ig because the chapter itself is already written out