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"Boys come down here!"

Lucifer bolted down the stairs, pushing Jesus out the way.

"Oww!!" Jesus whined, running after him.

"Don't be such a baby!!" He rolled his eyes, running up to his mum.

"Lucifer, stop being mean to your brother!" god chided him. "Now, I've got you two a present but you have to share"

"A present!!" Jesus grinned. Lucifer held back his scoff.

"Yes" god smiled, pulling out a big box that said 'world, the doll house'.

"Woahh" Jesus gasped, looking at Lucifer for his reaction to.

Lucifer just stared at it.

The box was fairly big, and it had over 1000 accessories that came with it, tho, no dolls.

"Like I said, you two have to share this. It cost a lot of money, so I want you to be careful"

"Okay mum!!" Jesus said quickly, because of course the little suck up did.

"Okay.." Lucifer said less enthusiastically. He didn't like playing with other people, but he guessed he could suck it up.

God had to put the doll house together, which took over about 3 hours. It was set up in their toy room, and it was bloody huge!! Covered the back wall fully!!

"Can we play Lucifer!!" Jesus asked, sitting down in front of an area with loads of trees.

"Right, yeah" Lucifer smiled a little, sitting down next to him and grabbing his toy dinosaur.

Jesus grabbed his two, and they began to play.

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Lucifer and Jesus were eating there dinner.

God had made spaghetti and Bollinase, and had told them to eat it at the table, but Jesus managed to convince her to let them carry on playing while they ate.

"Mines gonna fight yours!!" Lucifer grinned, shoving his toy in to Jesus's.

"Noo" he whined, pulling his away. "I don't want them to fight, I want them to be dad and baby!!"

"No that's boring!!" Lucifer groaned. He tried to grab the toy off of Jesus, but knocked over his plate instead.

"Ugh, that's your fault!" He shouted.

Tears welled in Jesus's eyes and he pushed Lucifer. "No it was yours!!"

Lucifer picked up a meatball and threw it at Jesus, causing him to cry more.

"Boys, what's all this shou-"

Lucifer stopped in his tracks and stared up at God, his eyes widening.

Jesus ran up to her, sobbing. "H-he was throwing food at me mum!!" He cried, burying his face in her dress.

"Go wash your face love, I'll deal with him" she cooed, waiting until Jesus left the close the door.

Lucifer stood up to defend himself, but only got out "I didn't" before God smacked him across the face.

"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A HORRIBLE LITTLE CHILD!!" She screamed.

As Lucifer stared up at her, he imaged a powerful God. Someone who could give anything, but also take.

"I'm sorry" he whispered. Tears started to make his vision blurry, and then he saw Jesus peaking his head in the door. He wiped his eyes clean and sniffled.

"Sorry mum, i- I'll clean it"

"No you wont" god scoffed, grabbing the bin that was off to the side and chucking all their dinosaurs in to it. "If you can't play nicely, then you don't get your toys"

Lucifer began to full on sob. He loved dinosaurs, he had everything dinosaur. From his bed sheets to his school backpack. He knew every single thing about them and had been collecting them since he was 2, and here she was throwing them all away.

"No!! Mum stop it please!!" He begged, trying to pull them off her.

She slapped him again.

Lucifer sunk to the floor and curled up tight, his hand gripping hard at his hair and pulling. If you were close enough you could just about hear him humming.

God walked out the room, ruffled Jesus's hair, and went in to the kitchen.

"Luci.." Jesus sniffled "I'm sorry I told, please don't cry"

Lucifers breathing sounded more like desperate gasping, and he hit his head hard enough to force on a headache later.

Jesus's sat next to him and frowned, but didn't say anything more then "mums scary.."

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it was October, a few weeks away from Halloween.
Lucifer and Jesus had been playing in the garden all day.

To be honest, Lucifer was kind of bored. They'd been told to play outside until dinner, and that they were aloud to bring 1 toy each (which was rare because inside toys stayed inside). Jesus god Adam, Lucifer eve, but there was still nothing to do!!
Jesus wanted to play dumb family games with them, and completely refused to make them fight, so they'd just began playing by themselves.

Jesus was off on the other side of the garden by the flowers, while Lucifer was by the garden fense.

He was basically just digging in the ground with Eve for a good while, until he saw a snake sliver passed. A huge grinned grew on his face as he picked up the wiggly thing.

It was only a garden snake, but it was still cool!!

"Hey lady, eat this" Lucifer said in a deep voice, grabbing a random berrie that had dropped off the neighbors tree.

"But I can't, it's not aloud" he then said in a high pitched voice.

"Well, only stupid people follow rules"

"Oh, well I'm not stupid so okay"

He shoved the berrie in to her plastic face and giggled.

Of course Jesus couldn't resist ruining the fun, so he came over.
"What are you playing??" He whined.

"Go away, you don't like snakes so you wouldn't wanna play" Lucifer groaned, but Jesus refused.
"Fine! Grabbed a berrie and have your guy eat it"

"Why?"

"Cuz the snake said so"

Jesus frowned, but grabbed a berrie off the floor and shoved it in his dolls face, a bit more nicely then Lucifer did.

"Okay so now the snakes actually gonna reveal he's mean and- and that it was a trap!"

Jesus giggled now to and nodded. "Okay, and also can we be made to go away cuz we were bad??"

Lucifer nodded.

"Now, your banished because you were bad!! Get out" he said in that deep voice again.

They moved the dolls by the fence and nudged them out.
God then called for them.

It was finally dinner.

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god had just set up the pool they always had out for summer. It was just a small inflatable one, but Lucifer and Jesus still loved it.

Of course, Lucifer waited until god had left to go back inside before grabbing his toys. He'd gotten nearly ALL the dolls from their doll house and brung them. Even the babys!!

"Lucifer" Jesus frowned. He knew they weren't aloud to bring their inside toys outside, god didn't want them molding.
"Don't snitch!" Lucifer groaned, giving him some of the toys "now we can play better"
And they did. It was much funner with toys and such, but eventually the water got cold, and god called them in for dinner, and they forgot about their toys.

The next day, when they came out again and expected to see all their dolls, they were met with broken body's.
Turns out the neighborhood kids saw all the dolls and wanted to play with them..

Jesus ran back in the house sobbing, while Lucifer just staired at them. The only toys left were Noah and his family, plus a few toy animals. They were those weird baby toys you only saw toddlers play with. Apparently the neighbors didn't wanna play with them.
Lucifer walked up to the pool and took them out. "Must be lonely huh, being the only ones left. Non of your friends, just family and animals"
He sighed and put them back in the pool.

God was gonna be mad. Ever since she'd first hit him, it was basically punishment for everything. Must've noticed it scared him.

He finally stood up, and walked in to the house.

God was in the kitchen, hugging Jesus and comforting him. Lucifer couldn't even remember the last time she'd done that for him.
Maybe when he was...3? 4??

Her eyes shot to him the moment the door closed.
"Okay Jesus, go to your room sweetie. I'll buy you some new dolls Monday when I get paid" she said nicely.

Jesus walked of obediently, sniffling.

Lucifer immediately began to explain.
"I'm sorry mum I just-"
He was cut off by a hard slap across the face.

"WHY, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE GOOD!! NORMAL!! FUCK SAKE"
Her voice was so loud, loud enough it hurt Lucifers ears and he wanted to cry.
"I SWEAR TO-" she groaned, then sighed and rubbed her eyes. "You know what, your not even worth it. I wish we had just gotten rid of you when we had the chance"

At that comment, Lucifer couldn't stop the tears that rolled out. Not even his own family liked him, the people who were supposed to always be there.

"Oh stop the crying, you'd swear I'm absusing you! Other kids have it so much worse you know. They aren't fed, they aren't provided with clothes. You are lucky I let you get away with shit with just a few smacks!"

Lucifer sobbed more, but didn't say a single word as they walked over to the sofa and she put him over her lap.
Spanking was one of the worser punishments in his opinion. It was less the pain, more then embarrassment. Most kids in his school stopped being spanked by 6, but here he was, 12 years old..

God pulled his pants around his ankles, and just before she hit him, she whispered the words "I'm doing this because I love you"
And then Lucifer zoned out like he always did.