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Hell's Bells

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In the fiery depths of Hell, Velvette and Carmilla, fierce overlords with a history of rivalry, find themselves entangled in a drunken escapade after a night of tequila shots. Awakening the next day with hazy memories, they're shocked to discover matching engagement rings and a shared husband: Moxxie, an imp who recently got in Pride Ring. As they piece together the events of their wild night, hilarity ensues, leading to unexpected revelations and comedic chaos. With their pride and authority on the line, Velvette and Carmilla navigate the challenges of their newfound marital status while unraveling the mysteries of their intoxicated union. Amidst the chaos, they must confront their differences, forge unlikely alliances, and ultimately come to terms with the consequences of their reckless actions. As tensions rise and tempers flare, the fate of their unconventional marriage hangs in the balance, testing the limits of friendship, rivalry, and the bonds of Hell itself.

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Everything started with a just simple conversation...

"It seems everything is in order..." A deep and polite voice was enough to make the head of a tall, light gray-skinned demon who sports long white hair with black streaks. Her hair is usually kept into two large horns by thin, ballerina-like black ribbons, as her clothing would resemble a ballerina... A mother of two girls and an owner of a successful business company... She turned her head to see the man in front of her, a feared sinner who resembled a spider and was covered with an overcoat of black and green.

"Zestial, it's good to see you my friend," Carmilla Carmine, Overlord of Angelical weapons, commented as they both watched many gathered into having a well-polite conversation, having a good wine and drinks that would make the social meeting party a well deserved time for them to be aware and the plans of every single overlord were planning for the next year. 

"Indeed... it has been always a pleasure to see you around Carmilla..." Zestial smiled as he could see even the daughters of Carmine's family seemed to be drinking but instead of being a social wine, it seemed something different. "Even your daughters seemed to having quite fun with their drinking."

"What? Oh... it's just tequila, my daughters know their limits on how many they should drink, and since this was a social event, I think it was a time for them to enjoy a good time planning for the future around the responsibilities I'm preparing for them on the next year. So I don't think that would be a problem for them to enjoy a bit... they deserved it... we all do." Carmilla commented as she looked at her best friend. "Even you Zestial, last year has been difficult, but we managed to pull up together." 

"Indeed... I'm surprised that I haven't seen Alastor for quite some time, I thought he would enjoy some entertainment." Zestial commented as he looked around, and Carmilla raised her eyebrows in surprise.

"Oh, now that you said it, It was indeed a surprise that he didn't come over, he usually would come here to talk with Rosie... hmm, well, Lo siento but there is nothing I can do about it." Carmilla shrugged her arms as she heard her best friend chuckle. "I hope you have a nice time Zestial.'

"Oh, I will Carmilla, I hope you also enjoy it... since after all, you also deserved a good time to rejoice at this party," Zestial commented as he walked around the saloon on the 15th floor of the skyscraper around the Pentagram City... A good well-adorned place for gathering a social event where Carmilla rarely plans to make a festival and meeting gathering with the Overlords.... 

But since everything seemed to have been better on the year in comparison to the many before... Carmilla admitted that it was indeed a good time for her to rejoice as well, the food was around, the wine was from a personal selection that she bought from Gluttony Ring, and everything was perfect...

"Well, I suppose he is right," Carmilla commented as she went to her daughter's table and decided to have a good time talking and drinking a few tequila shots. The party was perfect. 

"Ugh, this party is a bummer." Then an annoying voice made the eyes of the overlord of weapons twitch as she gave a glance at the person who just said that... One of the Vees made the eyes of the overlord roll because of one simple fact.

"Of course, it would be one of them," Carmilla commented as she got up from her place. As she walked towards the little sinner girl who was using her hellphone and even selfies of herself while looking bored, she decided to act with professionalism as the Overlord of social media was simply tapping on her hellphone. "Is there something wrong?"

"Pff... if you mean if this party could get any more boring, I already got a trending about my complaints on how outdated this place was," Velvette commented as she even gave a peace sign selfie, as she kept writing hashtags over her publishments. 

Yep, Carmilla knew that she would be annoying at that time.

"You know that you would enjoy more over this social gathering more if you got out from your hellphone and spent some time with other overlords to talk about your future projects and plans," Carmilla commented as she scoffed at the respectless brat that dared to talk badly of the party she was doing. 

"Ha, that's funny, drinking wine, talking. Pff, come on, that's old stuff, all my plans and projects are on my profile on my account, had 13 thousand likes, but yeah, talking wohoo, big fun... OH TEQUILA. Now that's what I'm talking about." Velvette was making fun as every single word was annoying the matriarch of the Carmine family until the annoying voice was replaced with a cheerful one for the little brat to actually desire to drink tequila...At the time the girl invited herself to the place where she was enjoying her time with her girls and already started drinking the beverage. "Ahhh, that's the stuff."

Carmilla held tight her hand, but then released the grasp, as she focused on calming herself, knowing such an imprudent teenager went directly to her own daughters' place, maybe it was something she could do while learning about what kind of terrible plans the Vees were planning around. 

"Mother," Odette, her eldest child asked as she glanced at Velvette who was taking some selfies and drinking a few shots of tequila, knowing that her children would prefer that she would be nearby them while dealing with that spoiled brat. 

Carmilla wasn't stupid, she would be watching that spoiled teenager like a hawk, so that's why she sat nearby and decided to give a shot for herself as well.

"Aren't you too old to drink something good like that?" Then the brat dared to ask something that she didn't know. Culturally that drink has been in her blood since the time she lived in the streets of Mexico. A girl who spent most of her life using a hellphone doesn't have any idea how that drink was part of her culture but also part of herself.

"Por favor, I drank much of this for breakfast while you were breastfeeding," Carmilla commented as she gave another shot for herself. "I can take at least 25 shots." 

"25? That's something I doubt, that's practically impossible." Velvette laughed as the overlord of weapons narrowed her eyes. 

"And how many shots do you think can handle?" Carmilla asked as her own daughters took the opportunity to leave both overlords alone while they had their argument. 

"I can handle 15 shots easily," Velvette commented and she narrowed her eyes from seeing Carmilla laughing at her. "Why are you laughing?"

"Hahahaha, it's because you call that handling? 15? You couldn't handle the much alcohol as me, especially a beverage from my country." Carmilla's smug face made Velvette look angrily at her. 

"Oh yeah? Let's see then bitch, let's keep drinking, and the first one to quit loses." Velvette commented as she glared at the overlord laughing once again.

"Give up kid, you are too immature to deal with this kind of drink, maybe you should drink bears, it's more suitable for you... or maybe some milk..." Carmilla made fun of the overlord of social media, as she brought many tiny cups to make tequila shots, which Carmilla knew that she could use as an opportunity to teach this little bitch to respect her.


(10 tequila shots later...)

"Then I had the whole armada kill that puto for trying to touch my daughters again," Carmilla commented as Velvette whistled, both women felt a bit dizzy from drinking the tequilas, as the party seemed to be a success around, those two were focused into getting a bit of a pause and let that table. 

"Holyshit, I can't believe it, that motherfucker tried to hurt your daughters. Well, that's a lesson to check always the fuckers who would want to make a partnership with... #revelationoftheday" Velvette commented as she gave a few selfies to remind herself to publish on the next day...

"Actually... that was the lesson, interesting that you got that quickly," Carmilla commented as both girls decided to have a few more shots on the balcony.


(20 tequila shots later...)

"Pff hahahahaha, what the fuck, are you fucking serious?" Velvette asked in disbelief as Carmilla looked smugly at her. 

"I'm hablando with you, not just because I'm older than you doesn't mean that I could have a better night than you," Carmilla said as both girls looked wasted, as both seemed completely unaware of their mental faculties. 

"Dream on, old rag, did you just check this body? At the time I get naked, the only fans would be begging for platinum services, but no, I'm not going to do it, this naked body is for sex only, and nobody is going to take a photo of it, but I let sinners crazy that even killed themselves with the opportunity to sleep with me again." Velvette commented as she used both her hands to pass over her body in a sensual way which caused the overlord of weapons to raise her eyebrows in amusement. "What makes you think that you can hook up with someone before me."

"One word... Latina." Carmilla commented as she let her hair loose which was wild and made Velvette look at her in disbelief. "A madre of 2 girls, Latina, makes most of the men crazy for having a piece of my body... I was one of the most desired in my country. So much so that after 200 nights, I managed to have my two daughters. I'm just saying..."

"Please, 200 hookups? Just because you are Milf Latina, doesn't mean that you could find a way to hook better than me," Velvette rolled her eyes, as she gave another shot of tequila, and then had a devious idea on her face. "Alright, I think I have a way to settle down this."

"Oh really? And how would you say that?" Carmilla asked as Velvette commented with a smug smile. 

"Let's make a competition, the first man who appears in front of us we are going to try to sleep with him, and the first who manages to have sex with him wins," Velvette commented as Carmilla drank another shot of tequila, surpassing the quantity of 35... the girls are unable to think straight on that point.

"You know what? Esta bien, I will play your silly game. And I'm going to enjoy shoving into your face how I was able to win against you." Carmilla commented, feeling pretty confident of herself, with her good tighs and loose hair, she knew that anyone would be easily attracted to her, and yet the spoiled brat Velvette scoffed. 

"Bitch please, just watch me win this." The overlord of social media and the overlord of weapons, in a competition of hooking the first person who appears, all they needed to have was one...

"Err... excuse me ma'ams," Then a voice called for both of them, which made them turn their heads to a person... an imp who was wearing his usual suit with a red bowtie as he looked at two sinners who could be a great help to him.  "I'm looking for the festival of books over this hotel, I don't know if I got the right floor, can any of you indicate to me the right place? Please?"

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Both Velvette and Carmilla slowly turned their heads at each other which made them both glare...

"The game is on." The girls said in unison, while the imp who asked about the book festival location, was staring at them in extreme confusion...  


The city of Hell sprawled the house, a chaotic mosaic of towering skyscrapers and winding streets illuminated by the ever-present glow of the pride ring. From the penthouse perch atop one of the tallest buildings to the grand entrance of her opulent abode, sleek marble floor. The air was thick with the scent of jasmine and incense, enveloping the area in a cocoon of luxury as it was a sanctum inner domain.

The living area unfolded before her like a symphony of modern elegance and avant-garde flair, with plush furnishings and bold art pieces adorning every corner. But it was the bedroom that beckoned with a siren's call, a sanctuary of opulence and extravagance that reflected an Overlord discerning taste and penchant for the finer things in life.

At the heart of the room stood a throne—a king-sized canopy bed draped in sumptuous velvet curtains, the deep hues of burgundy and navy blue casting a rich contrast against the sleek, monochromatic palette of the room. The headboard, adorned with intricate skull-shaped detailing, served as a testament to an edgy aesthetic, while soft, ambient lighting bathed the space in a warm, inviting glow.

Flanking the bed were matching nightstands, each adorned with crystal lamps that cast a soft, ethereal light upon the room. Stacks of fashion magazines lay scattered across the polished surface, a testament to someone's unwavering dedication to staying ahead of the latest trends and styles.

Opposite the bed, a walk-in closet rivaled that of a high-end boutique, its racks of designer clothing and shelves of shoes arranged with meticulous precision. Mirror-lined walls reflected an image from every angle, ensuring that always looked flawless before stepping out into the world.

And over those sheets, it's where the story begins. A tall, light gray-skinned demon who sports long white hair with black streaks. Her hair is usually kept into two large horns by thin, ballerina-like black ribbons, but this time she found herself with her hair loose, it reaches down to her ankles and is slightly messy.

Hangover, something that usually the matriarch of Carmine family never got used to after having a long reunion meeting during Pride Ring, she mostly enjoyed a good drink with her friend Zestial, or when she needed a well-deserved drink whenever her daughters found a person to date around...

But somehow, the painful headache and dehydration were a reminder that she shouldn't be drinking too many tequila shots... 

"Ugh... Too much tequila..." Carmilla murmured as she tried to adjust opening her eyes...the Latina matriarch as she tried to move around her body discovered 2 important factors...

1- She was naked.

And...

2- She was feeling sore below her belly and weak on her legs.

These 2 important facts made Carmilla Carmine have her eyes wide open as even her headache of hangover wasn't enough to stop her from realizing what happened, and by seeing a few lumps on her...wait, that wasn't even her mattress, let alone her chambers...

From the colorized and modern design of the bedroom to color combinations of light blue, cyan blue, and scarlet... Something that she didn't approve of was the color choices because it reminded her of a... Oh no.

"Oh no, oh carajo no, please puta mierda no." Carmilla whispered as her entire headache seemed to be the last concern for her, and from watching the lump groaning and also getting out from the sheets, the fear of Carmilla became true when she saw a little sinner overlord who had been an annoying inconvenience whenever she appeared representing 2 of her other overlord friends. "This can't be happening."

"Ugh, can you just shut the fuck up?" The familiar accent and annoying voice made the angel's weapon dealer stomach rumble... as her eyes caught the little spoiled brat get out from her bed... a slim demon with cedar-brown skin, and long curly hair kept into pigtails with bangs by black hair ties. Her hair is colored in a desire-red that features the insides colored in a faded dark navy-blue, and white swirled streaks on her pigtails and one on her bangs. Her eyes have white irises, red sclera, and slit black pupils, and her makeup consists of burgundy eyeshadow on her eyelids, and black lipstick on her lips with a strip across the center of her mouth that has fangs inside."I already have this stupid hango...WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM, UGHHHH"

Velvette screamed as both Overlords cringed in pain from the headache of a hangover.

"Not so loud, tu puta, my head is still in pain," Carmilla said as she tried to not be attacked by the loud noise.

"Whatever," Velvette replied as she also tried to control her outburst... She was still trying to figure out why she was naked, why all her legs are like jelly, and felt she had the ride of her fucking life. She then realized that she wasn't the only naked person in her room. "Oh fuck me,"

Carmilla had her eyes narrowed as she snarled at the overlord who probably was the cause of this hellish morning.

"Not even if you pay me 10 million souls," Carmilla said as a way to offend the little brat which from an outraged look on her face, it seems was enough.

"I didn't mean literally, you bitch." Velvette glared as she took a few seconds to then raise her eyebrows... "While I have to say, you aren't bad looking for that. Ever thought about making an only-fans account?"

Carmilla growled even for the little advance from the smallest Overlord around...Until she realized one thing by looking at the body of the said spoiled brat... 2 fancy engaging rings across on the same finger...

"Is that an engaging ring in your hand?"Carmilla asked as she pointed in the direction of the naked girl who was now with something in her hands... Which made the little tan demon give a rise on her eyebrow and then glance at her own hand.

"What the fuck?" Velvette asked as she noticed that there was indeed not one but two rings on the same finger. And then realizing what that doesn't mean. "Oh fuck me, there is no way, it's really an engaging ring. What the fuck happened yesterday? My hellphone, I need to find it."

Velvette glanced around and found her trustful collection of hellphones being charged as she quickly went to try to keep track of what happened on the day before... as the Overlord of weapons looked in amusement as the brat was looking in shock and panic... Until Velvette gave a slight glance at the grey sinner who also not only naked, there was also something that made her pause...

"What?" Carmilla asked as she looked into the eyes of the little girl who just started to sweat even more... And when she looked in the direction of her hand... she felt herself in the same state of panic as the other. "Oh, carajo," 

Carmilla saw that her own hand also had the engaging rings, and she had no fucking idea about how she got it... Until both girls, felt something smelling delicious in the air, something dragging the attention towards the girls... As the smell got better both of them felt their stomachs rumbling. 

Until the door was opened, and revealing an imp holding two trays with him. And then by staring at both overlords who were awake and glancing at the imp confuse. 

"Oh, you two are awake, I had a feeling that you both would have a headache from the hangover, so I brought a glass of water and an asperin in case you both would need... Also, I took the liberty of making pancakes for you both, I didn't know if you liked whipped cream and strawberry or maple syrup and butter, so I brought both for you two..." The imp commented as he walked with the trays nearby to each of them... making both Overlords stare at the imp in confusion and in disbelief. And by giving each of them a glass of water and aspirin for them to deal with the hangover.

The girls noticed that the imp was wearing his usual black suit and red bowtie, which showed a bit of elegance and politeness he seemed to be well reasonable person... Until both girls realized one important fact... the imp also was wearing not one, but two engaging rings, one in each hand...

And that made both Overlords stare at each other and then glance towards the imp who was still holding the trays. 

"I thought you both would like breakfast in bed, but it seems you both got up. If you want I can let these trays on there while you eat in a more comfortable position." The imp commented as he turned his back, leaving the two women staring at the imp in complete disbelief. 

"Who is he?" Carmilla asked as Velvette raised both her arms.

"How I should fucking know? I don't even know him." Velvette said as both girls decided to drink the water and try to deal with their annoying headache for the day...  Velvette got a few notifications on her hellphone and to her relief, she didn't post anything which caused a trend on her social media, which means one thing, that she didn't publish something humiliating online. But that doesn't mean that she didn't check out the cloud, something that she always enjoys doing as backups for all her posts, photos, and videos. "Okay, good news I didn't publish anything related yesterday of that moronic Overlord Reunion Party..."

By saying those words, Carmilla felt a bit clearer on her memories, about indeed they had a meeting party around the Overlords in the same hotel that they usually reunite for their meetings... She had some pieces of memories, while she still trying to figure out how she got married to that... person and an imp...

"Which means is good..." Carmilla commented as she finished drinking the water, but the groaning voice coming from the said overlord made Carmilla aware that something terrible was going to come up. "And I assume there is some bad news."

"Yeah, I found in the cloud... 3 Videos of 1 hour each, and 200 photos around the cloud... which means one thing..." Velvette said as she gulped and clicked a few things on her hellphone until she showed a picture of Velvette wearing what would be a well stylish, sexy, and elegant version of the bride's dress, while Carmilla was using a very well-known and traditional wedding dress that she could see that it looked similar at the culture she had on earth... It looked almost the one she had when she had when she married the father of her two daughters."

"Oh fuck..." Carmilla commented as she saw the picture of both of them while looking beautiful, they two also looked like they were very drunk, and were kissing an imp who was wearing the same outfit who was wearing on the morning. 

"Yeah, I know... That dress should have been more red, I should have been very drunk to not see clearly, while I couldn't complain about the style, the colors could have a bit more pizzaz." Velvette exclaimed as Carmilla narrowed her eyes. 

"Why are you so calm about that?" Carmilla glared at the woman who just also growled. 

"Who is fucking calm bitch? I'm not calm, did you see that? It's a fucking marriage, we have been married. WE. Me, you, and that fucking imp we have no idea who he is..." Velvette said as she showed the pictures of themselves, 2 women drunk while an imp seemed to be apprehensive and afraid of what was going to happen. "And look that ceremony, it's a fucking bomb in a terrible way, if these photos get leaked my reputation would be ruined. I'm a fucking overlord and from the V's. If Valentino or Vox knows about this, I'm going to be a laughing stock for years."

Carmilla rolled her eyes, but at least she was glad that she wasn't the only person who knew that such a thing was very wrong... Until she glanced over the pictures... and to her dismay, her daughters were also there, drunk... and then her eyes got wide open as she saw the picture of someone she couldn't believe she would see... Zestial, who was there looking at the trio in delight...

"Zestial was there, maybe he can clarify what happened," Carmilla commented as she also felt a very punch of stomach on seeing her own children were also on her marriage, and not just the overlord of social media, but she also was going to suffer the terrible backlash in confronting both her daughters and asking what the hell happened on the day before, or the fact that her friend Zestial seemed to be amused into appearing also as witness on the said marriage of her, the other overlord and the imp. 

"You know what? Fuck this, I'm hungry, let's meet our hubby and see if he has some answers to give, and those pancakes seemed to be calling my name." The overlord of social media decided to let her problems for the future, as she walked around her apartment going straight to the kitchen, while Carmilla was also trying to find a way to let it sink the information that she got... however, she couldn't help but feel that her hunger was also making her desire the tempting breakfast made by the imp who appeared before.

"Alright, food, later questions," Carmilla commented as she decided to follow her... wife, a terrible taste in her mouth could be felt at the time she imagined saying that... And for seeing that she was going to have not just a long day, but a long week as well...


Moxxie didn't why he was still on there... Since yesterday, it has become so much confusing for him... All that happened was simple, he didn't know much about Pride Ring since it was his first ring on there, so all he did was try to find a good bookstore to buy a few books to try to fit his crib he managed to make a little deal... He found someone writing a very good spin-off version of the book Phantom of the Opera and from what he gathered in the newspaper it was a potential for a best seller. 

So he was curious about going to the bookstore event happening on the skyscraper on a certain floor... He didn't remember clearly which floor was so he pressed one in which there were dozens of sinners around, some looked a bit weirder than most sinners he found around the Pride Ring... 

Until he just met these two, which made him realize one simple thing... he was at a party for Overlords, and oh crumbs, it had been the most chaotic night he ever had in his life...

Talking about the weirdest... 

Moxxie glanced at one of the girls appearing as she had her eyebrows raised in surprise to see the table of her kitchen being well prepared with all the usual food that she would see on her social media trendings. Those pancakes and even a mug of coffee for anyone who would like to have breakfast... 

"Wow," Velvette commented as she already pulled one of her chairs and decided to use her trustful hellphone to take a few pictures to publish in some of her social media posts. '

After her, Moxxie saw the Amazon Latina overlord walking towards the kitchen and giving a slight look around the kitchen of the overlord next to her, the decorations seemed to phase her narcissist style of the said stylish wannabe girl, who wasn't even enjoying what would be the idea of simply eating the food... That was until some flashes came from the hellphone of the eternal teenage sinner, who after that started to eat the food with gusto.

"Hmmmm, fuck, these pancakes were what I needed for this shit morning." Velvette exclaimed as the imp who was focusing on cooking more around for both girls, "Yo hubby, thanks for the breakfast."

And for calling the imp like that, it was like the imp shrove from hearing such words, which took him another second before recomposing himself and finishing another plate of pancakes, which made both girls see the look of the imp, the white hair, and white freckles on his face. He showed politeness until he saw both women at the table. 

"Ahhhh, why are you both still naked?" The imp said as he lost his composure and almost dropped his plate of pancakes in front of both overlords. 

Carmilla was amused by the sudden reaction of the imp, but she also was glancing over the overlord, since she couldn't find her clothes around the bedroom. While Velvette rolled her eyes. 

"Well for starters, this is my home, so I can walk naked around here whenever I want, also this chick as well, but also my question is, why are you wearing clothing into my apartment while we are naked?" Velvette replied the shift of blame to the imp who was surprised by the sudden reply of the overlord, they just got up from her seat and walked slowly towards him, her naked nature and bobbies bouncing in the direction of the imp who tried to look away, and with a smirk with her face she snapped the fingers and like magic, the imp's clothing disappeared. 

"What the fuck? Ahhhhhh." Moxxie was surprised to see his clothing disappearing as he tried to hide the exposed part of his body with his hands... However... he was failing since he would need something bigger than 2 hands to cover the whole bat he was hiding over the pants... Which made both Overlords stare in shock at the imp who seemed to be in panic. "Why did you do that?"

"JACKPOT," Velvette said gleefully as she turned her body and gave a selfie...

Which Carmilla groaned and with the desire to slam her head on the table... But seeing that this would be the rest of the day... she decided that at least she would have some breakfast... so she decided to eat...
Later they would find out what happened.