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Hi welcome to the story, call me kinofan
This not your ordinary grim dark story for it is a parody
Not an excuse if it turns out bad though :(
Still this is my first story i hope you like it
If you don’t, make sure to leave feedback so I can improve and learn to make my story better
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Lastly more warnings

People butchered
Exploded
Cannibalized
Eaten alive but like how you eat a sandwich
Dismemberment
Depictions of ptsd
Trenches of dead bodies
Racism, mostly fictionally, also if it makes you uncomfortable feel free to click away, or remember the fact I don’t support it and i'm just using in the context of this story Fictional slurs (hence the slurs tag, was originally gonna have real ones but then realized it was not a good idea Nazis and waffen ss (cause hoi4 tno last of days europe, burgundy is here) And last but not least

MUSIC
That’s right i'm gonna have links to music for certain scenes to make it feel more special while read the story

Copyright i literally only own like the factions and some characters the rest of everything like arceus , punzerhund,Bolivia are owned by there respective copyright owners especially for the music i own none of the music i must say this loudly for copyright reasons
I OWN NONE OF THE MUSIC
So please don't copyright strike me

Anyways enough of my rambling you wanna read that story ok but i warn you again it may not be for everyone or it may just be bad but remember give feedback if it is bad,but enough already next chapter is where everything Kicks off good reading and good hunting s.t.a.l.k.e.r

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good evening, Ivam verenzo flores.

I am currently living in Bolivia with my mother my older brother and youngest sister.
the other two ran off to go be mail order brides for rich men in Richmond.

i've been working as a lumberjack for my uncle's lumber mill for a while and ever since the south american war of reperation its been keeping the family up and running

for anyone who reads my notes, i will inform you that this war has taken it's toll on Bolivia and it's people and this war started all over some dollars

i'm worried about my brother though

he's been fighting on the frontlines for 14 years now

i was 7 when he went off to war now i'm 21

i must leave my notes now my mother is calling

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Well what i assumed happened, happened my older brother is dead, and to be honest i can care less it seems like our existence is too only be slaughtered. i know that’s not the case but it sure feels like
4:37 pm notes
I don’t know what else to do i am exhausted but slumber is not an option i try to sleep but something seems off

Every time i try to rest i hear some sort of shattering
I don’t know where it’s coming from but i want it to end now
As i'm writing it gets louder as if some sort well nois-

6:30
Dear lord have mercy on us I don’t know what we have done. but i do know one thing god has doomed us, the universe is shattering i saw man cut into pieces by the shards
I saw his lungs rip out of him when one the shards punctured his back
I saw the brain be spilt out as if it was jello
I am currently hiding with my family in the basement
My little sister mango, as i will call here in theses notes
She has gotten very ill
I don’t know what to do when the shattering stops, however i will search for a way to help with
Her ailment
Until then i will cease writing

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So my family is currently still in the basement after a month it’s been a while since i've written in my journal so let me catch you up to speed on what’s happened

We are running low on food, mango's condition is getting to a point where if she the care she needs she will die, and lastly any and all communications to the nearest town are non existent

Unfortunately are look has gotten worse i hear what i believe are Paraguayan tanks outside
I'm staying here until-

May 23
It’s been 3 days since the encounter with the otherworlders one the driver’s was kind enough to take me and mango to the hospital for mother so gave him some firewood he needed

Now mango is life support
Worse part it’s gonna cost us more than an arm and a leg to keep it going so I need to find work and fast

May 23 5:45 pm
Good news for once a found a flyer in pretty bad shape asking for henchmen to test a new device i may not be a henchmen but i may able to do the work

And if this already been done before maybe can simply get a job as some meaningless villain

Maybe i'm just to cynical though maybe i should take a minute to breathe and well reflect on everything

As i right this I’m currently on a bus to the place offering the job I’m hoping this isn’t a sham

Please to some deity out there just give me adventures,journeys, and of course some fortunes in this new predicament i find myself in

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May 4th
I have arrived in what appears to be a nations's capital where i am multiple attempts at mugging where mad against me

However multiple soldiers stopped them and told me to follow them

With there guidance i have made it to the building i have made it to the building i needed to be

It appears large and firm as if it took 30 years to build

It also looks luxurious as if what was bulit with the finest marble then covered with the most Beautiful ivory

I am currently inside waiting to be called for the interview i do not know what happens now

I have been called wait here journal for i have places to be
[notes for who ever left this here]
Rochelle here secretary of the rebanadores
Just here to let you now not leave your journal here for anyone to see it

Also hope the experiment doesn’t disfigure you too bad
Bye

3:40 pm may 4
First of all to Rochelle don’t go writing into people’s journal's
Second of all OUCH

What i have gone thorugh can be only stated as PAINFUL but also quick so that’s a good thing

You see i was presented to the man in charge who looked normal

He looked like a mature mexican man in his late 50s firm organized and professional

He told me the job and said to shake his hand
The job was to help with an extermination of pest

I though it would an easy job
So i shook his hand
When all of a suddn he placed a device on me

I believe i must write down what words were said for to properly understand what happend

The exact conversation between me and the “boss”
I have also translated this for any non spanish speaker for the “boss”
Doesn’t appear to speak any English
Me: ¿Qué está pasando? ¿Que es este dispositivo?(What's going on? What is this device?)
The “boss”: Estás pasando por la transformación ahora mismo, espero que no sea demasiado doloroso(You're going through the transformation right now, I hope it's not too painful )
Me:”screams of agony”

The boss: Te estás convirtiendo en uno con tus órganos, no, eso no es lo suficientemente metafórico, necesito algo mejor(You are becoming one with your organs no that isn’t metaphorical enough i need to of something better)

By then my skin and flesh were gone all that was left were my organs and eyes

I then fell with little splats blood coming down with me

I then demanded to know who he is
Me: ¿Quién eres tú?(who are you)
The boss: Soy el charro negro(i am the black charro)

After this i knew today was day that my life would take a turn

And they die i first learned about my greatest enemy

The emporium of beasts

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Continuing from i left for my and that sorry excuse for a secretary had some words for each-other

The emporium of beasts as they called according to el charro

Is group founded by an old enemy of his
Named aleksy (doesn’t sound too intimidating if you ask me)

Some sort of dragon

Emporium of beasts because they are made up of monsters
That’s all the information el charro gave me
Speaking of which
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM
Couldn’t have at least stated what would happen like some mad scientist
God damn

Anyway's the big man decided to send me to training to test new abilities
I'm on route to the test site right know
I'll update the journal when i get there

May 5th 4:30pm
Alright after many hours of training i have time to write again

I was brought here to show off my new abilities now i will you about the test i went through
By the way the radio was playing some fine music while this was happening on the line pop and rock listen to it if you get the chance

Anyways i went was first made to take over the body of a still living person a bit gross but hey after going down the ears

I made it to the skull there i managed to melt down then in what felt like seconds

It appears the prototype is able to let me manipulate my organs and even melt them to take over bodies

Next was getting out i simply went out the ears
Of course i could of left the much bloodier route but I decided to have mercy

After that was combat
I am able to fling myself quickly and use my new purely organ body to reach speeds i couldn’t before

The inmates the gave guns to didn’t stand a chance as they had there throats slit necks cracked, and bones broken as i used my new mobility
Against them

Last test was stealth
Was the easiest with my being a pile of organs
Then it’s just a matter of remembering test number 1 and i'm as good as done

Right now i'm waiting until firearms training is next I can’t wait

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I have tried to write next chapter the one that introduces clay but i have been meet with hurtle after hurtle let with most simplest i have been procrastinating for the most but the rest has also been a lot
First i had to fix a validation loop for my copy of hearts of iron 4 on steam
Then i played enlisted to blow off steam which quick side tangent why did they remove the fronts feature i get gaijin was to cut down on grinding but there were definitely better ways
Then I accidentally deleted the web page i was writing the first draft on god damn
Then once i was close to completion with the second ao3 then decides a go time to end my session

All I can say GOD DAMN IT

Don’t worry I’m not canceling this fic just pushing the chapter back to either this Friday or this Saturday
I'm going to write the third draft on Apple documents

Sincerely kinofan

Edit i fixed it so says not canceling sorry to scare you guys

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May 8th 3:30 pm
GOD DAMN was today a disaster, a fun one, but a disaster nonetheless

So basically i was driven to this bar 30x40 square feet with four floors

The bartender there was serving alcohol of different worlds and they were all so crazy

Anyway's we made it to the fourth floor
Where we meet with a door
In the fourth floor door
There was this house inside
It was smaller outside, bigger inside
The house appeared as if was ripped out of suburban neighborhood

Anyway's my two escorts
Salazar and carlos led me to a study it was empty
But then carlos spoke
“ Clay, ven aquí y habla con nosotros, cobarde borracho” he shouted
Then suddenly a white man with brown hair, black eyes and wearing a red coat with white vest underneath it came
“Hey hey easy burit-“
“ ¡Silencio!” Carlos said to the man
That’s when Salazar spoke “ Clay serás la brújula moral y el mentor de armas de fuego de este joven agente.”
“Hey you what did he say”the man spoke to me
“He said you are to be my moral compass and firearms mentor”
“Okay why for the love god can el charro get agents and not teach any of them english” the man who’s name i assume is clay blurted out sounding a bit intoxicated

But it didn’t matter as long as we got this over with i would be happy

He then turned to a ENDLESS HALL OF GUNS
Of course i was shocked
But i i just shrugged it off

Clay then spoke again asking what gun they wanted me to have they said just give me a pistol first for my first, my missions would be nothing too crazy
He then picked a revolver and stated while looking pretty happily while i swear to god i heard him mumble something about finally get rid of this hunk of garbage
“The old Webley–Fosbery this thing should keep you at least alive enough so el charro doesn’t send the people who couldn’t been bothered to train himself to me again” he stated while pretty grumpily staring me now that i look back on it while writing this

Now the part that was disaster the gun practice itself, they thought it would a good idea to put me in a room with 20 pigs and if i didn’t kill at least 5 of them i would be dipped in liquid nitrogen i was luckily able to kill ten but the story of how i will tell you right now

The First pig was easily shot dead with a headshot
However that’s when the second pig decided to head but me from behind
Hitting me in my rear ouch
The third immediately try to kick me luckily i jumped quickly and put a large chunk of lead into the second pigs skull while the other pig i kicked so hard he died of of heart failure from what i assume was fear
But for some reason one the guy’s i don’t know if it was clay, Salazar, or Carlos threw some guns to the pigs
One of the pigs figured out how to use them started shooting at me this where things started to go bad again

The fourth pick was shooting at me with a lewis machine gun(at least that’s the gun clay told it was after the fact)
The 5th and 6th then grabbed by my lungs and brain so i had to use possession powers to take one of them

I managed to give the 5th pig a stroke and take over his body
I wrestled with the 6th pig for while
“5 minutes”
I heard clay yell as if to mock me
I was so mad i headbutted the 6th pig so hard in the head he died
I then left the 5th pigs body and picked my gun back up
As i then shot the 7th pig with 2 bullets
I decided to reload after this unfortunately i forget to take one of the speed loaders so i had to reload each bullet individually
While this was happing the 7th and 8th pigs decided to to jump me luckily i move out the way quickly
I shoot them with the bullets i managed to reload into my gun on time
After that it was just a matter of shooting them in the head
Now the last three pigs

They were grouped up around each other
There was pig 4 the one with the lewis gun
Pig 9 he pig with the sickle
And pig 10 he didn’t thing he was just kinda there

Now i defeated all of them
For pig 4 i made stealthy but rapid maneuvers to successfully to strike and deal a deadly to blow to him by hitting with my revolver so hard he died
For pig 9 i used the sickle he tried use on me to slice his thorat

And for pig 10 i spared and just shot pig 11 in the head
It was this time i heard clay yell well time

Well i was ridiculed for not causing enough casualties, I was successful finally, getting the acceptance for the job I know this because Salazar made a call I didn’t hear much but what i did hear was

él está tan listo como necesitamos que esté(he's as ready as we need him to be)

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May 10th
Dear god every thing hurts right now
Listen normally when I write notes
I write them out of boredom but now with everything happening to me,I write them out of stress

Cause everything that has happened to me has been getting crazier just like my first mission I need to tell you all about it

It all started right after the firearms training
Carlos and Salazar had driven me back to el charro’s ivory tower

after some mocking el charro decided to introduce me to the communications and tech expert

Margus Kask (I thought he was joking but he told me it was Estonian or something)

When we went to go meet him
I saw him and he appeared to be one of those cave wyrms from old books you would read to kids

I would know because I used to read them to mango(speaking of mango el charro was kind enough to help pay for this week’s life support payment but I know he’s gonna use this to get something out of me he’s demon that’s what they do)

Quick tangent aside he was also browsing some sort of online forum while listening to some strange sounds it sounded like someone keep spiting into the microphone

El charro decided to snap him out of it
And this how that conversation went

“El charro: Margus can you turn that off I need to speak to you (he said this in a very thick Mexican accent that and also his fluency in English surprised me)
“Margus: um what happened to salutations”
“El charro: don’t play this game with me margus, you know when I have something important to tell you”
“Margus: um the fact you’d assume me an intellectual would bother myself with-“
“El charro: JUST LISTEN TO ME YOU MINIATURE-“

I have removed this section due to an excuse amount of insults I couldn’t be bothered to remember
However it finally ended when el charro won
When he finally introduced me to Margus

Of course Margus was a bit bothered being taken away from his forum

But I decided the best way to make friends with him was with small talk and bribery

By that I mean, I went to the nearest place selling milkshakes bought one with 300 pesos el charro dropped ( the milk shake was 100 hundred pesos so about 6 bucks if you round up)

But this one milkshake at least on my side considering I did this while two were arguing another reason I didn’t write the rest of the argument

But honestly after some talking between me and him I think we’re gonna friends soon
(I think I’ve never had friends growing up because I never school,I got homeschooled because my mother taught at a university, so that’s why I write so professionally)

Anyways after some technical nonsense we finally decided it was time for my mission

The mission was simple there was a large emporium convoy of tanks and other equipment and since sending in special forces would be to obvious sending in me
Someone who take over people’s bodies would be make this mission a lot easier (that and also this would test if the device could work out in the field)

The mission was a success but god damn they could who just picked a specialist for this because a lot of combat happened and I was beaten to a pulp

Here are the details
I was able to sneak into the convoy being snuck in by being hidden and then dropped by a carrier penguin it was simple enough unfortunately the pigeon just had to drop me on a very sharp tree

now thank god it only hit me in the lung but it still hurt anyway’s, I now needed to hijack someone’s body

fortunately one the best had walked out to go to go eat lunch he appeared to be eating some sort of hard cracker and was struggling
Bingo this was the time to strike
I ambushed him and in a matter of seconds I was in control of his body
I also used parts of his lungs to heal mine
Anyway two other beast came close to my position

Strangely the beast looked similar to the one I was controlling, they all had scythe like appendage on there left arm while they had a rifle that looked a bit strange but looked definitely like it had a human origin, they also had odd shots with light armor on them sorta resembling an armadillos armor speaking of which they slightly resembled armadillos,neither the two had helmets just simple caps with black and tan uniforms

They asked “John, co się stało”
For a second I thought I was done for done for when a new power was revealed to me when I suddenly let out the word’s “Tak, jestem dobry” seems like the device el charro gave me let me tap into the brain of whoever I takeover and learn what languages they knew

Anyway's after some small talk it was on too step 2 sabotage the convey,unfortunately they decided to leave that part pretty vague so fuck me i guess, now it was on to figuring just how to do that

But then an idea split into my head what if i caused a infighting to destroy the convey then clean up the one’s who remained.
It was a genius idea

So then came into putting it into action,I needed to sneak near one of the apc's hijack the gunner's body,then fire at another apc ten rinse and repeat until eventually it turns into warzone here.

And like i wrote the beginning it did not go well
I mean did get it right the first too times, but once i reached the third apc he had fired at the first apc but missed and a truck carrying supplies was hit instead.

Then some of this big guy’s the emporium had showed up thy looked like a mix between a rhino, a elephant, and a komado dragon, and they started berating the apc's also as looking for what’s causing the friendly fire.

Well fuck

Sure i made it out alive but the fact i did is a miracle on its own
I decided to slither out of jack's body and slide under the apc's and into one the tanks

The tank was huge heavily armored with appeared too be three heavy machine gun's on it, one near of the hatches,one of the top, and another as well

Now thankfully i was able sneak in and fire at one of the other tanks and take it out unfortunately i forget to hijack the gunner's body so i was caught

Fortunately or unfortunately, the tank hit just in time by a rocket
I managed to escape in time but know i was even deeper shit

It appeared we had bad ambushed by mercenaries and i needed got of there before

BOMB I was hit by an explosion

Now of course I survived because wouldn’t be writing this write now
But for i second thought i died

But then i woke up in a bed with el charro and clay looking over me
This what had to say to me
“El charro:well clay i had to give out to you right about him at least not disappointing but”
“Clay:look el charro i know h-“
“El charro: but that was really impressive”
“Clay:really?”
“El charro: yeah and while you at it give the boy a proper thank you for me not sending you back to your study”
Clay looked at me sharply
“Clay: look veren -verenza- do you have a nickname?”
I came up with something dumb
“Me:call me fester mester”
“Clay:sure why not i have nothing anyway”
“Me:what”
“Clay: i mean good job at there if weren’t for you i'd be back in that study alone and forced to look back and my mistake and trust no man wants to do that”
“Me: so does that i mean can go another mission, how much did i make”
“El charro:look mr flores i already pay with mango’s medical bills”
Told you he would use for his own gain
“El charro:but since i know see your potential i need you to go help one of my dictator buddies and before you ask anything about morality remember i'm not the person you be talking about anything relating to that, if wanna talk about morality and lessons go talk to clay” he left the room and after an awkward 3 minutes clay left too

So umm yeah that’s what’s happened so far now i gotta help a dictator i hope this goes well

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High raven pillaged

Roca pesada Ransacked

Lichtwolf forgotten

We have seen what the emporium of beasts does to the people, who do not fight them

And we have done nothing but sit ideally by

No more

We may not have the technology, we still use bolt action and semi automatic rifles rifles

We may not have the numbers, the emporium has a population in the quintillions, we have a population in the billions

But we have what they don’t professionalism

We have held the line at Blutkartoffel so are Ordensstaat allies could make a valiant retreat

We liberated Sedikit gandum for are levlend allies

So join now to become a glorious fighter

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Ok last night was crazy also may 12th 9:30 pm

My god man was yesterday cool

Let start at the beginning

Rochelle and I were talking about some drinks, like which is better hot chocolate or melted ice cream

She was very -high?, I don’t know, all i know is that she was on cocaine
This how conversation was going

“Me:so uhh does that mean that melted ice cream is better”

“Rochelle: I don’t all i know is that the great white llama in the sky gave me a special ticket which lead me to a man who kept asking the strangest questions like, how does that make you feel, do you wanna talk about it, and how is your relationship with your parents now”

“Me:you wanna talk-“

“Rochelle: nah who has the time”

“Me:so like what are you exactly like a weird kind of bird demon or like bat demon or like a bird- no i said that already?”

“Rochelle:i'm a yvetal”

“Me: what fuck is that”
But before she could answer what ever species she was el charro came in and grabbed me

He then then told it was time for my second mission in the, Verjüngte Ordensstaat aus Wolfram

And in what felt like minutes i was in what appeared to be Berlin

I tried for directions but all the people spoke weird language also know as german

Anyways after some hijinks i made it the capital building unfortunately the guard didn’t recognize as i was here on special order's and arrested me

Luckily el charro came and told them who was and i never saw them again
Which probably means they were killed
Anyway's i meet this strange fellow and after el charro added the german language to my weird device( which i haven’t much up until now firmly placed directly into my brain taking up mos the right brain's former residence, cause ate most of my right brain)

Anyway's strangest things to, so here how conversation went
“Strange man: sieg heil sir flores velcome to the volkshalle follow me to der furher and his representative”
Now me being me I couldn’t understand thing he said in his accent o i just okay and
“Say oh your “furher”doesn’t get representative's from el charro much, i presume?”
He just shock his head as led to this office with thisguy and this ghost now initially i thought nothing of this until i realized he the ghost was

HEINRICH HIMMLER

That when i realized this was nazi universe, but not just that a nazi universe run by the fucking ss

What have i got myself into

Anyway's if i want mango to still be alive i just gotta role with the punches

So gaining my composure i was probably introduced to Heinrich himmler, eternal fuhrer the of the Verjüngte Ordensstaat Wolfram, and his representative reinz Hickerme

They told me my task get rid of all the homeless people in the shower, because they are working with the emporium to sell drugs to the hard working people of the ordensstaat

I agreed to do it. Now I know that sounds bad but hey it’s either their lives or mango’s and I don’t want my mother by even more sad then she is now with you know the death of my brother. So I’m not the bad guy here just doing my job

Anyways I was led to the sewer’s by some of the waffen ss and then I was sent to work.

And when I say this job was hard I mean this job was hard

I mean I had homeless people chasing me, I’m pretty sure I stepped on poop multiple times, and it also smelled horrible.

And if couldn’t get worse I then discovered a whole city of homeless people eating garbage and stuff I don’t wanna know but when they saw me they started chasing me with bottles there like 60 of them

Now I had a gun and could possess multiple people at a time but this was out of my league they outnumbered me so I ran like a little bitch

Luckily I realized I could just flood the sewer.
Then I asked myself why didn’t I do this earlier

Yeah this mission was easy but I just made it harder on myself so um

Yeah that was that

I promise that I’m not a bad person

I just drowned a lot of innocent people, a couple times until the job was done.

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Okay I don’t normally write things down for clearance but Im willingly doing this because of some things

Okay I first started working here 2 years ago back when I was 18 and in this past two years I’ve never seen anyone question there first mission

But I think Flores is really taking this very poorly

He’s been stressing out so weirdly just walking back and forth back and forth

I think I need to talk to him

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Okay I think I need to use a whole page to write this down but I think flores was just paranoid

You see me and him agreed to go talk at a candy shop

Because I need my sweets

And on the way there we discussed some issues in our lives I talked about how this job was kinda boring
He told me about his sister kantuta however he told me to call her mango when talking to people but he’s not aware of me writing this so I think I’m in the clear so we went into the shop I got my usual(not that usual I’m not addicted to sweets I would go behind my dear cocaine’s back) he got an assorted collection of chocolates and then we went to the park

Then we just kinda spoke and it went like this

“Me: so um how’s your first mission effecting you”
“Flores: don’t talk like that”
“Me:what do you mean”
“Flores:the way you talk it feels robotic”
“Me: I don’t think so”
“Flores: ugh but answer your question it isn’t what I did felt dirty I don’t feel good about you know drowning random homeless people!
“Me:we’ll trust me there could be worst things you could of done to them”
“Flores:okay an- what do you mean worse”
I think he has a lot to learn about the tungsten belt

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May 13th
I'm currently on route towards my next mission
So i have time to write

What Rochelle Said to me has me worried

What did she my mean by “worse things”

I mean what i did already seems pretty bad but the way she said it made it seem i went easy on them

I do not like the sound of that in my head or fuck it someone telling me that would also be pretty scary

But hey as long as that’s the worst thing i do I’m probably going to fine

Probably

12:30pm
okay i'm location right know and well the people here seem odd

They are wearing these werid cloaks and the name of the nation seems off

El charro told the nation is called the Negara bagian levland yang paling suci (or the The holiest state of levland)

I do not like the sound of this i'm either gonna get sacrificed or sacrificed
I couldn’t think if anything else cult's do

“3:30 pm”

Okay it feels a bit late to writing this right know but i need to
they gave me a translator but he was more parole officer
Because he was not letting of his sight

So anyway's i managed to get him to take a nap by going into his brain and making him tired
But i did that so i can write and what i need to write to you is important

You see i was taken to the main guy of the cult

Itil Gunawan

Anyway's after some introductions he decided it was time give a speech and well that speech it was something

I think i remember, here's what he said

“Saudara-saudara, saudari hari ini adalah hari kita mengajar orang-orang buas yang tidak murni dan memuakkan dari emporium binatang buas hari ini kita tunjukkan kepada sanafield yang paling murni mengetahui kesetiaan kita dengan kita memberi tahu dengan petugas emporium peringkat tinggi ini. Kemuliaan bagi mereka yang Murni (Brothers,sister today is the day the we teach the impure and sickening savages of emporium of beasts by today we show to sanafield the most pure knows our loyalty by us gifting hear with this high ranking emporium officer. Glory to those who are pure)”

As soon as finished his speech i swear to what over god heard me that a mysterious storm set in

Then that’s when my job became clear

I was gonna to go into the high ranking officer's brain and make it's neurons go into overdrive and make him feel pain like never before

Speaking of the officer he looked distinct compare to the emporium soldiers i saw he appeared to be insect like similar to a mix between a pray mantis and a beetle
He was slime because he must of been starved
He looked sick
His eyes looked like they were begging for mercy
And his mouth was sewn shut

But i did what i was meant i went into his brain and they started to increase the amount of pain via a placebo effect making him think he triple the neurons then necessary

It was a gory sight

And know I wonder

Was Rochelle right about me going easy on the homeless people?

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I'm gonna try to come back
Sorry i've been procrastinating
Just got tired of writing

But now that i had a break it’s time to come back

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Clay’s log?
Diary?
Journal?

Look I could really care less of how I title this but since now the other barbaric lip smackers here are writing there problem’s down I might as well too

Look I’m not the kind to be
What’s the word?
Let me get another drink real quick

Gleeful there’s the word

Normally I’m the only person here to not consistently tell people everything’s gonna be better while I leave them in a soulless and joyless dead end job

But dear god was this awkward
Verene? Verebzona?
He just told me to call him fester
Anyways fester just came in my study

Babbling about how he’s a murder and how the officer didn’t deserve

Personally didn’t care about what kind of
Fleshy insecticides the boy killed
All that matters is that they don’t get in the way of my miserable and purposeless existence

But hey at least it’s not like a certain someone cutting you out there life because a gunshot to the leg so at least he’s bearably

At least he was until I gave him my advice
I’m pretty sure I heard the pile of flesh and nerves say something along the lines of

“Clay he probably had a family “
Not my fault I told him that it would happen either way
Besides he won, the little mantis lost he should be a lot more proud of himself

The guy was literally tied down he had a free kill and he still whines about it, talk about ungrateful

Anyways after the ungrateful pile of human organic sludge decided leave my sight

It was back to me and my sweet delectable alcoholic beverages

UNTIL AN HOUR LATER HIS
Bat? Bird?
AVIAN ACQUAINTANCE
She came listening to some dumb sounding music barbaric and evangelical sounding music?

At least that’s what I think the people of today would call it.

“What in the old saggy-“ I was about to finish my sentence before she decided to i throw her wing at my face and say

“Mr beggar’s chicken it’s a pleasure to meet you finally” that’s not even close to my name I told her and her response was “what cover’s the chicken in beggar’s chicken “

I didn’t know so I just told her I didn’t and then she has the gull to say “clay, clay covers the chicken in beggar’s chicken, hence why your new nickname is mr beggar’s chicken.”

I gave up then and there with trying to convince her otherwise, it would be a battle I have no chance at winning.

But know time to ask a very simple question

“What do you want!” I yelled at her
She was unfazed and simply told me

“I need help writing off this boring and long paper work and sense you used to be a mayor I assumed you'd be professional in that department”
I mean she wasn’t wrong
And it would mean i could get away from the prying eye's of el charro
so why not

But then she told me about helping figure out what “Wielka wieczna interwencja”

I didn’t know but i didn’t have a good feeling about it

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May 15th
So it’s been a rough two days so far

But good news I’m getting payed bow

Just a 500 dollar’s right now since last job was so simple, but we’re moving on up now

Also I talked to clay yesterday and he was a big douche, so what I decided to show a bit of care for killing a tied up man.

Hey at least Rochelle Decided to talk with clay, maybe she managed to tell him what he said to me was very mean and very wrong.

Anyways enough about yesterday now today, I have been called back up today you see Heinrich and el charro a concerning issue they need to discuss with me

12:30 pm
So I just got out of the meeting and all I got to say is wow that could be an issue.

You see the reliquiarum is a state formed from many groups and out of all these groups, one is striving for independence.

ang mga isla ng magaan na buhangin or the islands of the light sand is there name

However while to whoever reads this might find them inspiring and something to look up to, they had a very dark secret, at least we think they do.

We have reason to believe that they are receiving aid the emporium of beasts

Now we don’t have any definitive proof but that’s where I come in.

I am going to possess one the insurgents sneak into there base and try to figure out if the light sanders are actually getting aid from the emporium I’ll write to you again once I’m done with the mission

———— the following is a transcript from a conversation from the helicopter “angry raptor” recorded by its pilot Frankie derwitz —-
—Verenzo boards angry raptor—-
—Frankie: so you the new guy right?—-
—Verenzo: yeah names verenzo flores and yours?—-
-frankie: name’s frankie derwitzz, remember it, cause I’m the one that’s gonna be carrying your ass when you need to get places—
—verenzo got it—-
—Frankie: so you from around or- —-
—verenzo: I’m from Bolivia
—Frankie: oh the place sosa from Scarface is from—
—verenzo: yeah that place—
—-Due to time we have cut out the conversation between Frankie and verenzo about Scarface which lasted about 2 hours and 5 minutes —
—Frankie: about 5 more minutes till we get into position, Remember your on your own once you get off the copter—
—relax I’ll be fine— verenzo’s last word’s before being deployed

•••••••• file name:storefront••••• (translated from German)
This is a briefing of the mission code name :storefront

On may 15th rebanadores test soldier 1 name verenzo flores was deployed to one of the light sand islands, the island in specific being maliit na alimango or little crab, we were first made aware of the emporium’s foreign meddling in the region after during an investigation of a insurgent base and subsequent interrogation of an insurgent in hopes of staying alive decided to save his life by telling us where a shipment of emporium guns was going to be deployed, after a meeting and debating about even the validity of these claims it was decided that if these claim’s were true.

Then action must be taken, it was Decided that for element of surprise, verenzo Flores would sneak inside and sabotage the deal after being flown by a helicopter to the island by elite helicopter pilot Frankie derwitz, now as for the mission itself.

At 2:30 pm was successfully deployed stealthily onto little crab in which he quickly possessed a young insurgent soldier, we managed to communicate to him via a small radio in his brain, now what we know of the insurgent base is all from verenzo’s description of it so if this wrong a correction will be made right next to it.

First he made his way to what he described as road entirely made out of flowers and cotton,wether or not this was metaphor or not is still unknown, however on the road he was then picked up by a truck, most definitely one controlled by the light sander scum.

Once on the vehicle he was then driven to a makeshift port, he was most likely there to protect a shipment of weapons, now this was the part were we find out whether or not the information the pow gave us was accurate.

And of course it was true

There were about,according to verenzo, 17 light infantry men, and 4 Kaleka konika polnego, of course fester was shocked seeing them for the first time, he must thought the light infantry and heavy infantry were the only troops the emporium.

Now came the part of the mission he must of been dreading, sabotaging the weapons,

Just one issue we didn’t tell him to do that
He just did on his own

Which was rather impressive
But due to his lack in knowledge in how guns are assembled any permeant damage was not done, and it was assumed the insurgents would have the guns back in good condition in 5 hours.

Mission conclusion:indecisive

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May 25th 3457 gve

Aleksy: Uwaga pokoju(room attention )
He was interrupted by high commissioner vertit rasing his hand
Aleksy: vo cholery,what is vertit, i hope it’s important enough to interrupt my important-
Vertit: it is sir
Alesky: it better be if it’s enough, to interrupt me, so go on, before you end up executed
Vertit: i know this meeting was supposed to be about how someone tried to sabotage a weapons shipment to the paptb, but i think this might relate to that.
Aleksy:it better
One the field marshals, who I believe to be our youngest field marshel jozef Nowak

“Let's hear him out first”

Vertit: thank you, any ways, i've been getting these reports from survivors of the Żelazo-ołów-i krew after it was sabotaged and they described, this thing.

When he finished the sentence his sentence his tone swapped from one of formality to one of uncertainty

Alesky: go on what was it

Vertit: while no one got a clear look at the thing, it appeared to be just a collection of organs, and i meant just organs, I’m talking pure guts

Aleksy:so el charro finally thinks a super soldier can defeat us, ha typical, that fool really thinks i'm that simple to take down, but no, Now tell me more about what you know of this supersoldier.

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Translated
THIS IS FOXSTEADY , WE ARE STILL OUT HERE IN THE ROGGY FOREST BUT WE'VE BEEN NOTICING SOME STRANGE ACTIVITY, WE BELIEVE IT MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH THE STRANGE DOCUMENTS TALKING ABOUT WIELKA WIECZNA INTERWENCJA, WHILE THE REST OF THE CREW IS FINE, JOE IS STARTING TO GET SUSPICIOUS ABOUT IT, WE HAVE NO MORE FURTHER UPDATES, FAREWELL

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Pg 26 —
Okay I feel as I need to write here again
You say after verenzo did some sabotage in little crab
I’ve started to wonder what wonder what the hell “Wielka wieczna interwencja” is.

But with the recent arms deal in the soft sands I think I have an idea of it, but I need to do more research.

Until I come to a conclusion, I will keep my mouth shut, and just talk to clay about stuff like this.

May 19th

Well all's been good to say the very least
I got small check of 6913.16 boliviano ( 1000 in usd)
And decided to pay little trip to mom

It’s been nice i'm in my room and mom went out to the market to but groceries so should could make food today it well be her delicious salteñas my mouth watering just thinking about them

It feels good to not worry for once

May 19th 12:37 pm
FOR THE LOVE GOD ROCHELLE
I was about to have a nice dinner with my mother just talk about things are starting to look good for us, AND SHE JUST WALTZ'S IN LIKE SHE OWNS THE PLACE

Anyway thank goodness she decided to have some decency and decided to join us for dinner

At my mother's request of course
Her soul's to pure she wouldn’t back down to give even the most evil of demons a meal (and yes i did call rochelle an evil demon cause this was supposed to be between me and my mother)

Bitch

But after a bit i did take it back cause she told me she managed to get another mission for me

My mother was excited cause that means mango could continue to get the support she needed

I was excited cause I could get away from this yvetal (still have no idea what the fuck that even is)

But hey I can’t blame her she’s hyperactive ,(most definitely from drugs) and is clearly having a difficult time

So to make her day less difficult, I took the job

May 19 3:30 pm
Okay after a while

We are finally back to back to the reliquiarum

God I miss Bolivia already

But hey’s it’s either working for el charro or mango dying, and I don’t mama to cry more than she already has

So now all I had to do was speak to get the briefing for the mission and then be on my marry way

Hope it just it isn’t anything too crazy

——Morse code broadcast —-

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May 20th
Okay so el charro was really pissed for a long while yesterday.

Why you may ask cause apparently an elite squad of mercs he hired were carrying some highly classified emporium documents, but where now hiding while emporium searching parodies where close to finding them

But when he saw the rest of the message he saw to get “Oscar’s special crew”

Now I had no idea who they were but el charro managed call them just in time to delay the inevitable

But now this is where I come in

I was going to help support them and make sure this rescue mission is a success .

Let’s hope this goes well

May 21
GOD DAMN WAS YESTERDAY, A CAN’T MISS EVENT

You see I was quickly rushed to the Oscar’s’ special crew

I thought they would be some well equipped and elite super soldiers

But no, when I got there they looked more like bandit’s then an elite force

Yet here they were and they were meant to save some special forces from immediate capture.

So the first thing I did was go speak to the main man himself Oscar

He was very crude and spoke more like a man who grew up in the ghettos then a man in charge of an elite force, but hey they were playing the parts of bandits well

Anyways I got saddle up on a horse like he asked

But before we went out towards battle he took some time to give speech

It went something like this

“Señores esta noche relevamos somos aliados, y hacemos llorar a la bestia. Recuerda no mostrar piedad, no mostrar remordimiento y tomar lo que puedas.(gentlemen tonight we relieve are allies, and make the beast cry. remember show no mercy, show no remorse, and take what you can)

Then he took out a record player and placed in a vinyl disk

and started playing a song which in my opinion was an odd choice for the scenario that was about to unfold

Cause he summoned a dark shadow and we all ventured into it

And for a few moments I thought we were gonna get sacrificed but no, in fact we were now getting close to a beast division.

How cause I saw them before they saw us

And my god we slaughtered them

They tried to run, but it was futile
But we had to be quick cause if they got there machine gun’s ready then we’d be bullet food

It was especially for me I went possess one body kill a few emporium soldier, then give the body a stroke, then rinse repeat

It wasn’t long until we found the mercenaries .

They seemed tired and malnourished

Hopefully those documents where worth

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Alright alright

You need to understand one thing and one thing only about the current situation and that’s the fact we are in some deep shit until we fully understand what what the hell “Wielka wieczna interwencja”

In other news me and clay are now working together

However I’m doing most the work of the work right now

Not like he doesn’t do his job well, he does, he’s just unmotivated.

I just need something to do just that.
But what

Maybe it would better if just talked to him instead of just looking at him grumpily when he’s not doing his job.

Pg 28

Okay after one quick to the store and and few to many whisky shots we finally have been able to make some major progress

About what this “Wielka wieczna interwencja” is apparently it means “The great eternal intervention” which gives us some context to what it means

My proposal is that it is a strategy to intervene in certain regions in the tungsten pot, which places and how is entirely still up to speculation thought.

But that’s not all, we were also able to find some great and interesting plans apparently the emporium of beast have started to hire new types of beast, (that why there called the emporium you know, cause of all the beast they hire officially they are called “Bestialski mandat z czystego i mocnego wolframu” the emporium is just a nickname).

And they prepared a special defensive line around morning stone and light wind, two occupied major cities in the dominion of wolframite.

Looks like we’ll need to send in more reinforcements there.

Anyways enough about the war a bit well myself and clay right now

Pg 29

Look I’ve been the kind of person to try to make friends with everyone I meet for the first time, the same can be said for the first time I meet clay

So far working with him has been a bit of a problem, cause it’s hard to get him to come and help me, and when I do he just sits and slowly writes files the paper work like ugh .

However today was different.

I decided to go get some cocaine after I ran out, trust me with how much paper work I get you would take cocaine too, and I asked clay if he wanted anything and he simply said “the only thing I need now is- oh just have some whisky.”

I hope he wasn’t gonna say anything rude cause I would gotten him nothing if he did.

But enough about that I got my cocaine from my dealer, and got his whisky and after why just kinda sat down together and talked.

I remember a few of the words said to each other let

I talked about my job as el charro’s secretary and how well it’s one of the stressful jobs I know and how always me tired

He talked about his dead end job as mayor, and his wife forced him into that position for a family he really didn’t want..

I won’t say much else because the conversation kind just dragged on.

But I think it let us come together and finish the job

And I think may be pals now.

I hope

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lojale soldate van die heerskappy,
ons maak gereed om te bly beleër op ligte wind,
ons sal dus geen genade aan die vuil dier wat dit beheer nie.

VORENTOE SOLDATE GEEN TREE TERUG NIE!

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Dear papa

I have no awareness what I have gotten myself into only that I now seek to get out

The bevelvoerder was in the trenches with us like usual

The siege of oggend klip has been going on for a while 5 months now

I wondered for a while if we would ever see the city itself but no it was simply more time in the trenches until we could finally break the vuil dier se verdediging but hey the dominion relies on us

We had to hold strong

However what i did not expect was the commanding officer’s speech he was demanding that we make a successful charge across no man’s land

It was even on the radio’s he wanted it to be known it was now or nothing

I’ll never forget those ending word’s though

“Vorentoe soldate geen tree terug nie”

I know that I just witnessed a historical quote get made right now and I will make sure to remember it for all my day’s

—letter two—-

dear papa

I bleed

but we did it

oggend klip is dominion property again
After 2 weeks of a counter offensive

But I don’t think it was worth it

I’ll tell you what I saw

In the beginning we were simply rushing for the gate’s of the city and for a short while we thought we were lucky enough to not see a machine gunner

How bad we felt after we realized we spoke to soon

Smit he ran straight into it

I saw pieces of his lung and liver fly out

And for a short while I thought I was next

But at the last second Dandre charged at it grenade in hand

And he chucked at that damn beast scum and made sure that it’s brain’s would paint the streets of klip

But he too went down with the beast

Then there mostly skirmishes with the damn beast for the next 4 days

However between day’s 5-6 there were some slight issues

a tank was caught up between some rude blocks and I simply watched as the welded in there and forced to burn there after the beast decided to burn them alive with some weird flammable liquid definitely not any oil it was far to incendiary

But I still hear there screams begging to be let out and how they just wanted to see their kid’s again

That was on day 5

On day 6

The Beast decided to have their pest take us on

They sent their weird rodent’s and insects that have never seen before at us and they damn well almost had us

One soldier was being eaten alive from the inside out

His stomach and liver were not a pretty sight.

Not much happened for the rest of the first week, neither at the beginning of the second week however this changed once we were close to taking back the city

They decided to make our life life hell

They left traps, Raymond blow his arm off when he tried to pick up a beast rocket pistol, I made sure he wouldn’t go living with that issue any longer.

They hid in every corner, an ambush ripped apart kaylo and sunel, I made sure they were avenged

They ate our people

pieces of people were found in between of bread, they ate them like fucking sandwiches, I made sure the beast that did this would be nothing more then a small stain on history

Dad I don’t think I’m coming home the same

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June 5th
It’s been while since I’ve gotten a chance to write so let me make some things quick
-oggend klip has been recaptured
-the beast of started to dig in more
-the order state has started to sell more arms to the reliquiarum, as the reliquiarum attempt to modernize there infantry
-new wunderwaffe is being developed

Besides that my job was rather boring doing the basic intelligence gathering here and there but nothing major

However today was a rather strange day

Well for starters Rochelle was sick the last too days( don’t understand how death birds?, bats) get sick but hey not my problem

However today when she came back to work she was oddly relaxed, seems like the day's off really helped her out

However her new behavior towards me has been quite peculiar

For starter's she’s taken up the name I told clay to call me, that being fester,But hey they work together a lot now so that’s not big of a deal

However her behavior towards me today was highly unusual

Let me begin from where the highly bizarre behavior started, right after I woke today she gave me a phone call, which was strange she had never done this before?, and what she said during it was rather bizarre as well

How I remember the conversation went

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Rochelle: heyyy ( she extended the ey part a bit she most have been up to something)

Me- why most you call me at the most inconvenient of times

Rochelle: drop the formalities just checking up on ya festy

Me-WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! (I roared that so loudly I think I woke up the neighbors)

Rochelle : relax it’s just a nickname anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to catch a flick after work today

Me: I guess? (I only agreed so I could temporarily get her out of my hair, temporarily)

Rochelle: okay great see you already festy~~

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God that phone call was awkward

But hey the rest of the day flew by

And Rochelle barley bothered me

It was like I was in heaven

The downside is that I missed her voice it was the best part about her

The rest was horrible in comparison

But hey, not my fault I like to pick and chose my favorite things about people
And write is a started to finish thinking about her voice, work was done for the day

And you get Rochelle immediately decided to

DIVE BOMB ME, not too roughly she made sure she took up the harsh impact at the end, but still I’m a pile of organs that has to find new host to if I need to Maintain basic human functions

And host are not that easy to find you know

Anyway after some harsh greetings roachelle told me what theater we were going to

“Das Theater des glücklichen Hundes” in the Ordensstaat
She was flying me there so there were no complaints from me being impatient

She was pretty great at flying, of course her species are nstural's at it, but I was damn well surprised at how fast she got us there

Then it all came down to what we were going to

Here's how that conversation went
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Rochelle:we could watch Der Hund des wunderbaren Kommandanten

Me: that sounds like a simple talking dog movie, how about Der Spion, der gescheitert war, war 50 Mal erfolgreich

Rochelle: sorry but I already saw that one, it’s about how spy who failed to make it in the spy industry end's up becoming the most successful one anyway

Me:ok then what do we watch then

We then bother turned around to what appeared to be an action movie it was called
“Der gefährliche und freundliche Herr Voltman und seine mächtigen Kameraden”
It appeared to an action movie of some sort

Me: how about that one

Rochelle: sure why not

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Then we but our tickets and some snacks, and then sat down in the booth the movie was playing in and watched it

While we watching it Rochelle and I talked about life and over things

I opened up to her about how this job which was once a shock to me was now getting of just, what's the word, routine

She told me about how she was kinda in bad cahoots with her parents for something they did to her, so also told me about this weird ar ce os? Arc ceros?, I’ll just call him chamberlain cause that’s his name according to Rochelle at least anyway learned how her father worked for that dictator.

I know it’s a matter of time before I have to work for him as well

Anyway enough about our conversation, and more attention towards the movie it was about a gang of aryan super soldier’s taking on the emporium's most deadly beast, it was most definitely a propaganda piece, an entertaining propaganda piece but a piece of propaganda non the less, however there was scene that stuck out me

It was scene in which the gang is surrounded and is about to be eaten by beast that appeared to have very strong exoskeletons that is until one of the squad members, named “Wenig Glück” throws a grenade in all the beast's mouths like they were baseball's

You see early in the movie Wenig Glück always failed at throwing grenades but now facing life and death now finally succeed

For some odd reason it spoke to me, it told me that if I wanted to survive this world I am in I needed to embrace any like I get as well
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It was not long until our little outing was over, and we said our goodbye's

Once midnight struck around we decide to call each other and it was a lot tamer then last time
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Me:Rochelle I wanted to thank you again for taking me out tonight

Rochelle: no problem, hey you know we should do this again some time, that sound nice festy

Me: yeah it does

Rochelle, anyway's good night

Me: good night Rochelle

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For once in a long while talking to Rochelle was delightful

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Log entry 56
Subject matter: Project Schägelschloss

Project Schägelschloss was put through multiple 5 trials, the results of these trials have gone as Follows

trial 1: Schägelschloss was tested to see if it’s rocket, the Splitter- und Fragmentierungs-Explosivmunition or sfem rocket, could reach up to 3500 meters.

trial 1 result: success

trial 2: the Schägelschloss's rapid auto load system was tested, the maximum of 4 rockets was placed on auto loading rack and subsequently fired.

trial 2 result: moderate success
For improvement make a separate rack for spent rocket's will be necessary

Trail 3: the Schägelschloss was tested for it could take on a hard of 120 emporium Inzuchthornteufel, for the sake of the trail most the Inzuchthornteufel were simulated test dummies, most of course.

trial 3 result: greatly successful

trial 4: the Schägelschloss was tested for its versatility, it was placed on a there places, one a light armored car, 2 an apc, 3 on project Bolzenfleisch

Trail 4 result: successful

Final trial: the field

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June 7th 5:30 pm

Today was a day that many of people will be able to understand easily

You see today the Ordensstaat had decided to make small offensive in a region known as the shock wood Forrest, from gathered intelligence it appears to be heavily defended and would definitely be hard place to take

Which made it the ideal place to test the Ordensstaat's new toy

The so called “Schägelschloss” now I was expecting something crazy and crazy was what I got

When i first saw it I knew I had seen a weapon that many could imagine but few could create, what was infront of me was a glorious rocket launcher that I assumed could cycle it's rocket's quickly for devastion

Boy was I correct

You see I was brought a long to be observer for the reliquiarum, the other nation's with the reliquiarum or the wolfram pact were sent to see the new weapon as well

We where kept at a distance away from combat while the new weapon was tested

The battle that I ensued while short was a great display of Ordensstaat ingenuity, you see the beast where well beast and so often or not relied on brute force to beat wolfram armies, however this would end up being their major drawback during this battle.

It was only matter of minutes until the rockets where fired, in which a lot of both fragments and what appeared to be shrapnel was let out quickly killing most the emporium forces, the rest where mowed done be infantry.

And doesn’t stop their we heard via the radio that Ordensstaat troops had also broken through emporium defenses in the near the Wiotkie ramię, located in the east side of shock wood, and Wzgórze zjadacza odłamka, located in the south of shock wood.
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trial 5 result: success

Production of the Schägelschloss rocket system is to begin soon

Trials for project Bolzenfleisch are to begin shortly after

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Log entry 59
Subject matter project bolzenfleisch

Summary of project bolzenfleisch
The project was started by special request from el charro to the tbsrawd, ( the Burgundian state, research and weapons development unit) to develop a Ivf for the reliquiarum army with certain specifications required for it to be adopted

Thankfully I have copied what was written down for the specifications

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Spezifikationen für den neuen ivf-Codenamen Bolzenfleisch (Specifications for the new ivf code name Bolzenfleisch)

Es muss ein halbgleisiges Fahrzeug sein, damit es eine bessere Mobilität haben kann, und so werden die Fabriken es leichter haben, Teile herzufertigen. (It must be a half-track vehicle so that it can have better mobility, and so the factories will have it easier to manufacture parts.)

Um sicherzustellen, dass es helfen kann, Infanteriesoldaten in einem hochintensiven Kampf abzudecken, muss der Turm eine 95-Kanone passen, ähnlich der, die im gepanzerten Auto-Prototyp "garra castor" von vor drei Jahren verwendet wurde, sie muss auch 2 17,5 infernum purgatio passen ( To ensure that it can help to cover infantrymen in a high-intensity combat, the tower must fit a 95 cannon, similar to the one used in the armored car prototype "garra castor" from three years ago, it must also fit 2 17.5 infernum purgatio)

Muss gerade genug Computersysteme verwenden, um auf dem Schlachtfeld effektiv zu sein (Needs to use just enough computer systems to be effective on the battlefield)

Ich hoffe, du schaffst es (Hope you can get it done)

Vom Großpräsidenten des reliquiarum, el charro negro

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Well there was no worries from anyone in the office

In fact the designing process only took 2 weeks

All hard work from your's truly

fortunately The reliquiarum decided to do the testing for it for us

All they needed to Do was the field testing

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séptimo regimiento motorizado de ocelote - battle of litetty
Radio broadcast between a ivf squadron

Red 6- Muy bien equipo, ya saben el procedimiento: encuentren un buen lugar, dejen las tropas y denle duro a la bestia.(Alright team, you know the drill: find a good spot, drop your troops, and hit the beast hard.)

Blue 2- Lo entiendo, avanzando (Lo entiendo, avanzando)

[The squadron moves towards the outer parts of the city, all seems usual, until a 50 cal machine gun started to open fire open yellow 4]

Yellow 3- Mierda, estamos bajo fuego, viene de ese motel.(shit we're under fire,, it's coming from that motel)

Blue 2 - Nosotros te tenemos ( we got you)

[blue 2 fires a he round into the motel room, the machine gun falls silent instantly as a armadillo infantrymen walks out carrying another armadillo infantrymen, wounded ]

Red 6 - Limpiar el camino ( clear the way)

[yellow 3 fires a small burst from its machine gun killing the armadillo men instantly]

Red 6- well park near the motel prepare to cover the infantry

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And the field testing proved once again

Ordenstaat engineering is the finest

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News from the front, LIVE!
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To jest gotowe, dokładne i niezawodne, z powrotem na kolejną wspaniałą historię, dla was, ludzi mieszkających w chronionej prowincji lancasker pod feldmarszałkiem vickmen. (This is ready, accurate, and reliable, back for another great story, for you folks living in the protected province of lancasker under field marshal vickmen.)

Dziś przynosimy najświeższe wiadomości, ponieważ dzisiaj przynosimy wiadomości prosto z frontu, dzisiejszego frontu litetty (Today we bring the latest news, because today we bring news straight from the front, today's front litetty)

Przyprowadzimy tam teraz naszego dzielnego reportera, przywitaj się z Amandą (We will now bring to our brave reporter there, say hello Amanda)

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Witaj gdn Jestem tutaj obecnie tutaj w mieście Littey, to jest krwawa łaźnia, ponieważ dzielne oddziały same oddają swoje życie w imię chwały i honoru, jestem tutaj z prywatnym Hermesem (Hello gdn I am here currently here in the city of Littey, it is a bloodbath as the brave troops themselves lay down their lives in the name of glory and honor, I am here with private Hermes)

[The Camara turns to private Hermes a light infantrymen )

dziękujemy, że poświęciłeś czas, aby tu przyjść i porozmawiać z nami(Thank you for taking the time to come here and talk to us)

wszystko idzie dobrze, cholera, żadne rogi wciąż nie próbują przebić się przez linie, a jęczmień nawet pozostawił ślad ( everything is going well, damn no horns are still trying to break through the lines and barley even left a mark)

[It’s just then that a non commissions officer comes rushing towards the news team and private Hermes]

Szeregowo, co ty do cholery wyprawiasz, powinniśmy się wycofać, więc jeśli nie masz ochoty umrzeć przez to cholerstwo- (Private, what the hell are you doing, we should retreat, so if you don't feel like dying from this damn thing)

[the Nco is killed by a burst of machine gun fire]

o cholera, wracaj, wracaj (oh shit, come back, come back)

[the news crew and private Hermes rush to a nearby building control under the control of two light infantry squads)

co się stało

Sierżant Richard właśnie został zdmuchnięty przez cholerny czołg, to właśnie się stało (Sergeant Richard just got blown away by a damn tank, that's what happened)

czołgi, ale panowie w radiu powiedzieli, że to samochody pancerne ( tanks, but the gentlemen on the radio said they were armored cars)

[Chimes one soldier]

głupców nie ma, mówili, że będzie trochę bojowych wozów piechoty, więc będzie więcej brązowych kapeluszy do zabicia ( there are no fools, they said there would be some infantry fighting vehicles, so there would be more brown hats to kill)

[chimes a sergeant to help calm the soldiers down, that is until a they here a engines reaving and tracks)

wszyscy cicho ( quiet everyone)

[the sergeant whispers loudly, as the camera catches the glimpse of the armored car and hybrid]

co to za rzecz (what is that thing)

[one soldiers says scared]

szybko za mną (quickly behind me)

[says one of the sergeant's, motioning the soldiers and news crew to crawl, the camera crew struggles immensely with this and for 2 minutes the camera turns off, but the audio still plays's. nothing is said but crawling and the sounds of the armored vehicle]

szybko tutaj (here quickly)

[the other sergeant say's pointing to a unassuming clutter on the floor]

[two soldiers quickly rush too it, grab a long and wide pipe looking object]

potrzebujemy proszku (we need powder)

[one of the soldiers says, it is only 15 seconds until one soldiers finds two large powder flask, they quickly open a breach a load a large chunk of black powder in the breach]

czy ktoś ma moździerz do pazurów ( does anyone have a claw mortar)

tutaj mam jeden (here I have one )

[says one soldier to the other quickly handing over the spigot round and placing it into the muzzle)

OK, pazur leniwca załadowany, zabijmy kilku kierowców (OK, sloth claw loaded, let's kill some drivers)

[the troops and news crew quickly head out a makeshift exit in the back and quickly find a nice spot to place the sloth claw anti tank mortar]

Czekać

[the ivf slowly moves into frame]

gotowy

[the ivf quickly sees them and begins to aim]

OGIEŃ

[ the sloth claw makes a loud crashing sound as the mortar goes into the air fast as a ton of smoke comes out the muzzle, the mortars hit's ivf ripping a massive hole into it causing it to burst into flames]

pozdrawiam twoją śmierć, ty cholerna maminsynku (I salute your death, you damn sissy)

[one soldier is heard saying as the rest of the solider's cheer]

[however this cheer is short lived]

FUEGO

[is that is heard until a shot is fired, the channel shuts off for 20 minutes but just before it was possible to see the view of the camera as it was flying, what was seen was another ivf with the commander outside the hatch, while his face could not be seen one could only assume had a look of pure joy]

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Log entry: 62
Subject matter: Project Minzsilber

Summary of Project Minzsilber

Minzsilber has been developed as a weapon to finally help clearing waves of this damn peat into a nice pulp, using a special radioactive infused bullet’s, the ammunition of course being the standard caseload ammunition used in the Voltgewehre and also the Voltgewehr’s electronic transmission to fire bullet’s’s.

However these similarities do not mean it’s part’s are to be used with a Voltgewehr or vice versa,

Now for what makes the Minzsilber special is small uranium powered infuser, which if functioning will make it saw make the resulting bullet’s emit a radioactive effect which if effective enough could kill beasts quicker

Of course this leads to the issues protect our soldiers from the radioactive waste afterwards

Fortunately we have a solution

experimentelle Rüstung Minzatem
An armor to complement Minzsilber

It is quite a simple but effective armor

It consists of a light but durable hazmat undersuit heavily sterilized before and after battle, multiple armor plates for extra shrapnel protection, a gasmask to aid in protection against the rad’s and their fumes, and durable sleeves with gloves to help prevent their hands from the obvious.

Now unlike are previous other two projects there is currently not a lot of interest in the Minzsilber and minzatem. However the national state of reriug has shown interest in the project we hope we can make a deal, these project’s aren’t cheap you know

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Body guard 1: agler

Head researche agler: yes

Body guard 1: come on in

[a door is heard opening, then agler being escorted in can be heard]

Body guard 1: Mr chamberlain you can come out under the desk now

[multiple shuffles can be heard as the arceus known as chamberlain rises from his hiding spot]

Chamberlain: thank you (name censored) you can head back out

Body guard 1: yes sir

[chamberlain then let’s out a big sigh and then levitates paper work towards himself]

Chamberlain: Mr agler correct?

Hr agler: correct

Chamberlain: apologies for my “reluctance” to greet you personally I should make known that I was busy with paperwork from the nisapb
(National internal security and protection bureau)

Hr agler: it’s fine, as long as we can make a deal right now shouldn’t be that big of a deal

(Chamberlain although still slightly nervous ready’s pen and stares at agler intently, as can be heard and assumed)

Chamberlain: alright what you got for me

(A heavy thud sound is heard and so is as well as opening sound)

Hr agler: this is what I’ve been meaning to show you, we call the Minzsilber

Chamberlain: what is it?

Hr agler: a rifle that makes it’s bullet irradiated

[chamberlain can be heard pondering this offer]

Chamberlain: considering increased beastly mandate forces have been appearing on our-

Hr agler: most of us our referring to them as the emporium now

Chamberlain: really, listen I get the name is a little hard to say but is that really the nick name-

Hr agler: I was just letting you know

Chamberlain: well you shouldn’t have it was a waste of time now back to this rifle, you see most of the Pokemon in our army can’t really use them

[a sigh of disappointment can be heard from agler]

But I do have healthy amount gallade’s willing to aid when it comes to firearms, I’m sure training a few of them to use these won’t hurt

[chamberlain says reassuringly ]

Hr agler: “whew” well does that mean we have a deal?

Chamberlain: we have a deal

[a swift hand grabbing sound could be heard, expect replace one hand with a hoof]

[agler can later be heard leaving the room]

Chamberlain: well that could have gone bad, well nothing bad might as well turnt his thing since the guard’s won’t need to worry

[the audio recorder is then turned off]

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Notes from the realm
Part 120234

Well dad finally caved he finally decided to make the deal with the jackal's

You know I should I have expected this, considering reriug's neutrality was being carried by a very short thread I should’ve know this was bound to happen.

But i didn’t think dad would make a deal with, out all all the groups here
The jackal's
They don’t even so people with minor differences as the same as them, and yet they claim to be, only protecting themselves, let me tell you if they were just protecting themselves they would do themselves a favor and start giving the people with simple differences, the basic rights.

But who am I to do anything, besides I’m probably just being too hopeful.

I just, I don’t want to make the become another licker for the horseman

But he won’t listen to me, why would he

It’s my fault me and him aren’t close anymore
I just wished he'd still visit sometimes
Maybe ace and dime would talk some sense into him
Of course no would listen me , but I don’t blame them
That’s it for today, I may write again tomorrow
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Looks I haven’t written in here for quite a while but I’ve seen verenzo write stuff to calm so, I will too

If you somehow manage to stumble across this journal, I’ve either died, retired and have published this before my death, or have handed it to you directly

My name is Carlos Emiliano Espinoza had it since while I first arrived in the troubled state, let it be known that although not born in Mexico I’ve considered it to be of a home to then Spain ever was

Now of course you may be asking yourself who are you exactly but I’m guessing you all thought el charro negro was my actually name

Of course to all of you who didn’t think that thank you

Now I write to you here for reason’s that to my acquaintance’s my seem unknown but to me, highly important

You see I was visiting this week and it was something I had not done in a while

You see my friend was someone who does like the darkness and prefer’s the bright and it’s wonder’s

Now to all of you decently intelligent you would now the friend I refer to is a necrozma however this necrozma is one that is one that I find peculiar

His name Ferdinand
Of course to you It may seem bizarre of me to consider a light eater but he is someone who aided in my nation’s national survival

Of course I save you the less important details for I know you would cease reading here

So I will only describe what is important for you too know

You see I knew him when he was quite weak and young around 25 in human years

Know it should be known that during this time I considered him a means to an end

You see I was had managed to place a strong light source in a place were it would attract a lot of necrozma’s
It should also be noted I made sure this light source would be laced with a substance that would make it highly addictive

To say it was successful would be an understatement, unfortunately they were highly dysfunctional because of constant bickering, fighting, and a lack of strong leadership

Which was bad, you while I’ll spare you the most details for now the tungsten pot was in a major conflict, called the “28 year struggle for survival” it was a brutal time, while I would love to tell it to all you, I need to only tell you three things

1: the southern front was a brutal stalemate
2: it was mainly the reliquiarum doing all the work however we did get some minor assistance from are allies
3: the wild dog’s that wear are foe’s On the southern front

It was hellish endeavor that was the southern front, so you can now start understand why I needed the help of the necrozma’s

Now back to my old pal

You see unlike the rest of the necrozma’s he refused to take the light, which made me curious about him, so in standard fashion I managed to make him get lost then offer him a ride on my horse

The funny thing is he immediately, rejected the offer before I even spoke to him, this surprised me, as I thought he would just another one brainless lamps

But no, not saying he was very intelligent just that he was a lot more, reasonable, he was a calm man, if a bit timid, he was looked like a regular necrozma expect for two detail’s he was missing two scales usually protecting the eye of a necrozma, thus making it seem like he had permanent eye bag’s on the left eye

A more important feature of him was the one of his head spike it was painted with the color’s white and blue at the top and red and green at the bottom, it also a and small opening in which he carried a paintbrush in.

It was after that day I found myself curious with him, and started to spend more time around him

It was over this time I would say a friendship would form between him and I

You may think why would I do this or think think this was the only man I considered a friend, but that is simply untrue it was simply that I realized he was more fit to rule then any of the other lamp’s

Not saying I didn’t care for him, I did, it’s just that aiding was beneficial.

I could go on about how I helped him unify them but I believe I will save that for another day

Anyway’s way I write this is for the fact my old pal has been neutral these day’s

Now I understand why and I won’t anger myself over something understandable but I just wish I could convince him to aid me during this trying time.

So that’s why I took him out trophy hunting, it was an old favorite between me and him.

It felt good I say, just me and him, no duty’s just us, camping supplies, and 5 packs of beer.

Now I want say I didn’t have fun on this trip. I had a lot, however we both had this feeling of discomfort, mainly because we both now we I wanted to go hunting with him.

I remember the conversation clearly
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Him: listen Carlos I now why you call this trip, but listen I need you to know my nation has many deal’s in the beastly mandate, not just that but have our soldier consider them blood brothers we simply can’t get into this conflict.

Me: then you would understand my dissatisfaction with this conclusion Ferdinand, were we not blood brothers as well, I helped you get your throne and now you turn your back on me over “blood brothership” with the beast.

Him: have you forgotten you fought with them too, we both did. And now you see them as nothing as mindless killers, you fight them head on for 8 years and now you treat them as pest

Me: why wouldn’t i, have you not heard nor seen what they’ve done to our town’s, our people, our sons, our daughter? If you would talk your time to listen you would now that they are just barbarians, all them.

Him: don’t act like you helped cause this, what happened to the treat of litetty, were we said we wouldn’t bother our sphere’s of influence.

Me: maybe Alesky should have learned how how to read a map, maybe then he would learn not to touch another man’s belongings.

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Well that managed to end, the argument it now left a lingering issue of discomfort with the both us

I’ve talked my secretary and verenzo into going there to hopefully try convince to at least stop supporting the beast

But I hope my words don’t end up making things worse

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June 25th morning

It appears that el charro has decided to use me for something other than just a mindless mission for once, I have been called to help solve a diplomatic issue

Rochelle and me have been called to speak to one emperor Ferdinand of the o império da luz pura

El charro was kind enough to take us there on his horse which was rather polite of him

It would be until 3:30 pm until my meeting with the emperor so in the meanwhile I was mainly spending time with Rochelle

We went to a museum
It was called the “o museu nacional de glória e honra”

I assumed it would be a military museum in which it was however what I will say

Is that the exhibits i saw showed me a story of honor being achieved

And by that I mean savagery being rewarded, I say the necrozmids a species el charro call honorable were, in combat, savage and brutal, I will describe one the exhibitions I saw as I believe it is one the best examples of this is one exhibition called the siege of vorkoraz

It starts of by showing large strange crystal looking thing it appeared they were taking the light of the necrozamids, mortally wounding them, this part was called struggle of pollution

The next was one of the necrozmids firing their prisms at the enemy but their foes fending off like a wolf still trying to bite back while its back is against the wall
This part was called the struggle of resilience

The last was a group of necrozmids lounging out eating cheese and drinking wine while in the background the original enemy had been now forced to work form them,
This part was called the reward of subjugation

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It was around 3:10

When we made are way back to the emperor's palace
It was a long 20 minutes with the guard giving me a death stare so strong that I swore I saw one of them slide a finger across his throat to me

When it finally struck 3:30 I was immediately rushed to the emperor's room and placed in a chair while the emperor was on the other side of the table at a decent distance away from me

He immediately spoke to me in a very harsh tone, I remember our conversation clearly yet I feel my writings will not do it justice yet I will still try
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Ferdinand : so el charro just decides to double down, alright just tell me your name, why your here and we’ll get back to what’s important to all us

Me: well um, hi your majesty, my name is Verenzo Flores I come here to offer a new deal el charro has worked for you

“He took the treaty right out of my hands read it quickly then tore it up in a instant”

Ferdinand: this treaty is just more of el charro’s smooth talking nonsense

Me: no no Mr Ferdinand please-

“Emperor Ferdinand immediately halted and stared me directly in the eyes and shouted”

The emperor: YOU ARE TO REFER TO ME AS
O GUARDIÃO DA LUZ OR THE EMPEROR, NOT MY NAME AM I CLEAR!

Me: yes Guardião

The emperor: good no go tell el charro cease these attempts at denying are neutrality

“I had agreed however I did manage to ask the emperor if he was okay I just spoke to him myself, he looked at the wall for a minute then shouted “FINE” with a strong grunt in his voice, an few seconds later we were having okay conversation “

Me: if you Mind me asking Guardião what is with your intense stance on neutrality, it seems to me getting involved would benefit your nation cause then you wouldn’t have to de-

The emperor: I’ll stop you right there, my neutrality in this war did not come easily for you to understand why I will tell you a bit but not all of it

Me:okay

The emperor: 17 years, now that might not make sense to you know to me it does, you see there was 28 year long conflict here in the tungsten pot while I not describe most of it I will only describe what you need to know, in fact I have the perfect example for you, in the early days of our involvement in the war we were struggling to hold off a deadly empire that used strong dark prims to trap are light weakling then eventually killing us, that was until the 4th year in I lead a valiant offensive into what is now the Vice-Reino de Rockwoods, there I encountered the people living there, they were starved and tired, when we entered a city there, we seen as liberators not occupiers, and it told me something.

Me: and was that

The emperor: that for an empire to stand, it must support what’s keeping it up in the first place, it’s people, a good way to do that is to keep them safe

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It was only a matter of time before me and Rochelle were on our way back to el charro, we both now how his reaction would be

But what was thinking about was what emperor Ferdinand said to me, was an empire only as stable as what supports it, or can empire stand even when its support beams are shaking.

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“Voice presumed to be alexsy”: kurwa, piekło, why must my soldiers be dumber than a snail, I want to stab them all in the head with a nail

“Mysterious masculine Swiss german voice”: well then it was definitely not my idea to save 75% of our best for besieging”

“Mysterious feminine Swiss French voice”: for once I agree with you

Alexsy: silence, what has been done can not be undone, and I must live with my mistake, but this one only be a small bump in the road.

“Swiss German voice” I’m not so sure all these “wunderwaffes” that the burgunds keep creating are making soldiers resemble a paste you would to help patch mouse holes.

Alexsy: oh shout it, just because you have the best ideas doesn’t mean they always work, remember or tank corp project.

“Swiss French voice” he has you there

“Swiss German voice” fine, but at least hear me out here we need to put our more beast like soldiers out there, if that is not done soon the damn the damn Reiter and his Kumpel will have our heads up on there walls

Alexsy: No I have much better plan

“Swiss German voice” he's not gonna do what I think is gonna do

“Swiss French voice” oh trust he’s gonna do it

Alexsy: silence you too, I hear chamberlain's having a legendary council this sobota, now of course he’s gonna invite me I’m a necessary council member, but let’s just say he’s gonna find a bit more about how neutral the council really is

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Okay I would like start off by saying that any an all things that I say about the legendaries here is not alleged cause I saw it with my own to eyes

So you may be wondering how does a guy like clay get involved In something like this, well let me tell you, it was damn the Mexican’s Fault

I was all calm and good in my study drinking whisky when that damn cowboy wannabe came into room and said “hey buddy I’m gonna need you to go with what’s his face, and the damn red one, commonly known as Rochelle”

I mean ~FINE~ but only cause he told me that at gun point

Anyway after a train ride that was made up of fester, “I think,” whining and also Rochelle rambling on about something, only stopped by the occasionally snorting of cocaine

And for a second I stopped to think to myself, and I was telling myself, WHAT IN GODS GREEN EARTH DID DO TO END UP WORKING WITH THESE PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY.

actually maybe- nah that dog had it coming or maybe- nahh it can’t be that besides it’s been years, he should of gotten over me shooting his leg already

Yeah I really see no reason I should be forced to work with these kind of people

Anyway so after we finally made it to the goddamn other station
Varacarin I think

I was finally free to leave those ignorant and idiotic fools

However life is not perfect, and they just followed me

And I asked them, “why are you guys following me”

And all they said “el charro put you in charge of us”

Turns the cowboy wannabe decided that these two needed a Goldman supervisor when they go out because apparently they caused trouble at the last meeting they went too

obviously

But no he want's ME to watch after THESE BUFFOONS

But I guess just life hates me so much that I need to be around these fools

At least Rochelle is bearable but fester is always whining about morality and what the collation is doing, when he’s a high ranking job and is getting payed well.

Just keep your head down and maybe you’ll not have to worry about this morality nonsense

OF course I wouldn’t say that to his face, I need that kid alive if I want el charro to keep paying for my drinks and my a

Memory of the past (this text is clearly erased although not delicate )

I mean the copy of my home

Anyway’s after multiple of Rochelle's shenanigans we ended up bumping into into the leader of the legendaries, a horse?, donkey?, mule? Named chamberlain

He was strangely polite to me however this was most likely because I was not like my well much less bearable compatriots

However he did seem to know Rochelle as he said “Rochelle what happened to not coming back”

She responded “oh I needed to come back because my boss told me too”

He reasponded to her response with “so a work trip, you could have just said that”

Rochelle looked sadly at the ground after that, little bitch

Anyway’s it wasn’t long until the meeting itself rolled around and well I think it’s just best if I right down every thing I remember about it which is a good amount

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What I remember hearing

Chamberlain : evening everyone I hope all of you are having a good day so far

A random voice from one the lower levels: this better meeting better be worth it

Another: oh quiet you

“There was about to be an argument a loud voice shouted”

SILENCE,

“I turned to see who it was it appeared to be a dragon with strong a build with white spots along his black scales with eyes that could scar you just with just a glimpse of”

The unknown dragon: great now let the man speak

Chamberlain: thank you Alexsy, now the reason I call this meeting is one that may concern the more paranoid of you, you see I have heard rumors that we are switching are stance in the recent conflict to To align with the collation, this is simply untrue, we will and always shall be neutral in these trying times,

“I swear could hear multiple sigh’s of relief however they all stopped when he continued “

Chamberlain continued- however is do’s not me shall leave ourselves unprotected you I have made a deal with the order state for experimental weaponry we hope that this deters either side from invading

“I could feel the room grow silent as we heard Alexy grunt in anger”

Alexy- lesson me the mandate do not wish to invade reriug for I have respect for this great nation and-

A random voice : oh got off of there ya damn slaughterer

“This was the last thing before me and the others had to leave the room quickly due to the fight that took place, the ride back has been mostly quiet as now”

“However I don’t think I’ll hear this quiet in a long while”

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Log entry 70
Subject Matter: project Raubvögel schneiden
Summary of project Raubvögel schneiden:
The current infantry mobility vehicle, das Schütteln knackt, has been to put it mildly, a bit unpopular with our soldiers, and now we must replace it, thankfully me and the team have designed a imv to hopefully be such more successful vehicle.

Now similar to our previous few test we have had to put the Raubvögel through some test 4 as usual.

trial 1: could the Raubvögel move through these three types of terrain, mountainous, rocky, flat, and muddy.

trial 1 results: great success, while facing some difficult's with muddy terrain, it quickly managed to fix itself, as if it knew its existence was on the line, mountainous also had some issues but it's mountainous terrain so we are not surprised.

trial 2: der Raubvogel has a duel barrel, higher capacity variant of der Volts-Maschinengewehr 76, we must test if it is deadly as we planed for it to be.

trial 2 results: it was quite an obvious success, however there was some quick back from the mass amount of recoil it produced, no problem I’m sure it would be noticeable on the field.

trial 3: der Raubvogel was then tested for maximum operational range, with a fuel tank carrying 115 liters of micquiXalli, corpse sand for all of you out of the know, which should keep it moving for extended periods of time both

Trial 3 results: moderate success, it was about to 14,000 kilometers without stopping which was good but this was at a moderate speed at full speed it could go around 8,600 kilometers

Trial 4: now due to the shear amount of complaints we got about the discomfort from the Schütteln knackt, we made the seats in the Raubvogel extra comfortable, to solve this issue

Trial 4 results: you know what I’m not gonna be formal with this one, these bastards really needed these extra cushioned seats just 58 fight in a war, seriously, the reliquiarum is fine with just a plain seat, while the beast, well I don’t even know if they sit or not, all I know is that they don’t whine about shit like this, but in the end it was a success

Trial 5: field testing

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June 29th 7:55 pm

Today was a strange day, it was back to testing when the ordenstatt’s new projects again

This time it was a imv, now when I first heard this I was like, finally something normal, but my hopes were too high instead I got a car with a double barrel machine gun , the vmg 76 they call it.

Anyway’s I was meant to ride and man one of the machine gun’s on it, to make sure the weapon works in the field and to get an accurate description of its performance.

Now of course I couldn’t go out in my current form so obviously I needed a disguise,thankfully the order state was able to fetch a prisoner for me so I was to blend in with them.

Now the Raubvögel schneiden, as they call it, is as bad as I thought it would be, mostly from the comfort from its seats, however someone better fix the noise the engine makes.

Anyways the burgunds definitely knew how to make a car that’s for sure.

Unfortunately this drive was cut short due to a vist from our dearest friends, the beast.

Now I get this a war but at least let me have a nice moment, god damn.

Now this engagement while short definitely showcased something to me, you see while the Raubvögel schneiden worked perfectly by some miracle, still wondering how, the Burgundian soldiers on the other hand were different, in fact they had seemed to be scared of the beast.

Now I get it they are mostly muscle and if I was not a pile of organs I would definitely be scared like them.

But unfortunately I don’t think these bodes well for the future of this war.

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Field testing outcome: success

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This is —— Second lieutenant— fredreick——— we are—

OH GOD - GOD

NO PLEASE I HAVE A-

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Dear where bleeding here

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Dear lord he just his

AHHHH

LISTEN WE NEED SUPPORR

“a large boom is heard “

NO PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE

I HAVE A FAMILY PLEASE

“ then suddenly some rock music starts playing in the background “

What in the

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Recovered audio of the planning of operation sliced throat
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Colonel reinweick skeve: listen we can’t just sit here and let our troops get demolished-

Field marshal grumner: neither can we let our offensive in the shock wood fall apart, we’ve made progress their that could all go to waste if we don’t take the opportunity to strike those beastly batards and win what would an easy victory

General Cardenas: alright alright well attempt an assault to relieve the troops, if this fails then we might have the worst blow to our troops morale, now let’s show these damn meat munchers what we can do

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July 1st 12:30 pm

It’s been a few days since I’ve written in hear so I’ll make this quick

My day has been boring, at most I’ve been made to sit around, and get the occasional counter espionage mission, and by occasionally I mean one counter espionage mission, which immediately got reassigned to someone else, fun

Right now I’ve snuck aboard a ordenstatt convoy to help relieve some of their troops somewhere, I don’t know nor do I care as long as it means I get to do something I’m fine with it.

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Audio transcript: the battle of ve vonty
Taken from battlefield analyst sent to observes the battle for any valuable information to help fight the beast

However verenzo’s battlefield results are much more amusing then any of the statistic we gathered, the following is what we managed to gather of all records of verenzo’s contribution

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Footage from recording crew trying to document the counteroffensive
Al audio translated for you
Private Heinz: alright, we are held Down at the northern flank we are trying to hold out right now-

Sergeant krupp: get down artillery get to cover

Many people get to cover on time it is also at this time that verenzo shows up however, little did the beast now that this would be the last day of their lives

Verenzo: wait here

Recording crew member, we aren’t sure which one: why

Verenzo didn’t respond instead using his organ body to slither into an enemy trench and control and enemy soldier, the camera man sees this zooms in on the carnage as verenzo goes on a killing spree, it is beautiful

We hear verenzo finally scream

Verenzo: Los, geh vorwärts

The soldiers is move forward .
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After this it was seen that a decisive artillery strike was made however, when it was decided to finish the be off, we would have to get him to decisive attack at their supply hub

The following will be put into its own report

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You see you notice how updates have been rare, originally this was because of laziness and it still sorta is, the major issue is that I've kinda lost of steam for this story, don’t worry this is not a cancellation, just a hiatus until I get that steam back, I know this story isn’t great, but younger me wanted to write a story and I’m gonna make sure he gets his, one issue it’s getting a lot harder for me to pick up motivation for writing this one I’ll probably still write for some of my other stories, and a tumblr blog I’m working on but as for this story I’ll probably just take a long break from it until I feel like it’s time again

Cheers