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Groupchat: evil gang >:)
Members: 8
Description: yuri > yaoi, richard is wrong x
*Kristoph Gavin: (krisgavin)
*Dahlia Hawthorne: (dahliawthorns)
*Matt Engarde: (promeower)
*Richard Wellington: (yaoirl)
*Geiru Toneido: (fnafballoongirl)
*Alita Tiala: (fallenangel)
*April May: (aprilfools)
*Olga Orly: (quickfingers)
Sunday, 9:04 PM
fallenangel: guys
fallenangel: can someone help me
aprilfools: ?
fallenangel: richard is sobbing his eyes out into my scarf
fallenangel: his mascara is staining it
promeower: why is he crying
fallenangel: he’s picking up his phone prepare yourselves
yaoirl: I MISS HIM
aprilfools: oh lord not this again
aprilfools: florent’s not dead he’s at college
aprilfools: studying how to style hair or something
yaoirl: school starts tomorrow. and he will not be there.
yaoirl: how will i survive
aprilfools: text him?
yaoirl: is this permission to finally add him to the gc???
promeower: no
quickfingers: no
dahliawthorns: no
krisgavin: no
fnafballoongirl: no
fallenangel: no
aprilfools: what do you guys have against florent??
quickfingers: last year he showed up to school with the most fragrant perfume ever
quickfingers: burned my eyes and my nose
quickfingers: and it smelled like shit
krisgavin: he ran for stuco last year and sprayed all of his opponents (and the other runners in other grades) in the eyes with his horrid flower perfume.
aprilfools: i never got sprayed in the eyes and couldn’t even smell his perfume though
promeower: that’s cuz your own perfume probably covered it up
aprilfools: ?? uncalled for
aprilfools: who says i even wear perfume
aprilfools: or are you just assuming bc im a feminine woman
dahliawthorns: wow matt. always knew you were a misogynist.
promeower: what
promeower: guys i love women
promeower: women are number one in the world
promeower: but april’s perfume is SO strong
aprilfools: misogynist.
fallenangel: not cool matt
krisgavin: yeah matt
yaoirl: misogyny isnt ok matt
fnafballoongirl: richard i do not want to hear it from you
fnafballoongirl: you think yaoi is better than yuri
yaoirl: that doesn’t mean i think hating wmoen is ok??
dahliawthorns: wmoen
fnafballoongirl: wmoen
aprilfools: wmoen
quickfingers: wmoen
krisgavin: wmoen
fallenangel: wmoen
promeower: wmoen
yaoirl: thanks guys.
yaoirl: this is why i like florent more than you
aprilfools: you like a man more than your women friends? wow.
yaoirl: what??
yaoirl: that applied to everyone not just the girls
dahliawthorns: wow richard
dahliawthorns: stooping to matt’s level
promeower: this is bullying guys
krisgavin: haha
promeower: kris not you too
promeower: theyre gonna get you someday
promeower: you will not escape the misogyny allegations
fallenangel: referring to women as if theyre crazed for calling you out?
promeower: i
promeower: i give up
promeower: can someone send the answers to the psych homework we were supposed to do over the summer
fnafballoongirl: i second that
dahliawthorns: ^ losers who did not listen to my advice to get their homework done early on
fnafballoongirl: did u do the hw then?????
dahliawthorns: .
promeower: yeah that sounds about right
krisgavin: 
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promeower: im in love with you kris
fnafballoongirl: ^^
fallenangel: ^^
dahliawthorns: i will never say i love a man
dahliawthorns: but thanks ig
krisgavin: you’re welcome
krisgavin: but what about if you do love a man?
promeower: i love men
yaoirl: ^
fallenangel: ^^
fnafballoongirl: men are okay
quickfingers: men are mid
promeower: we should kiss rich
yaoirl: ew no
promeower: are you homophobic
yaoirl: what
yaoirl: im literally gay
yaoirl: and dating a man
promeower: unimportant
promeower: alita we should kiss
fallenangel: sorry matt im in a committed relationship
promeower: way to rub it in how SINGLE we all are
yaoirl: speak for yourself
aprilfools: yeah matt
promeower: ??
promeower: you’re not single april???
fnafballoongirl: she’s actually married to me
fnafballoongirl: we eloped last weekend
aprilfools: yeah looks like you’re one of the only single ones matt
aprilfools: olga doesn’t count she’s aro
quickfingers: ^^
promeower: kris
promeower: kris is single too
promeower: and dahlia
dahliawthorns: by choice
dahliawthorns: i could have half the people in this school if i wanted
dahliawthorns: you guys saw how easy it was when i was dating phoenix
promeower: point taken
promeower: but kris
promeower: @krisgavin @krisgavin @krisgavin @krisgavin @krisgavin @krisgavin
krisgavin: what the hell
krisgavin: what do you want
promeower: we need to elope
promeower: then we wont be the only single ones
krisgavin: i’d rather drink poison willingly than be in a relationship with you
promeower: :(((
promeower: harsh
fnafballoongirl: speaking of poison
fnafballoongirl: we have school tomorrow
fnafballoongirl: so i think i have to go to bed
krisgavin: how is that speaking of poison
krisgavin: that doesnt make any sense
fnafballoongirl: do you thinki don’t make sense bc im a woman
fnafballoongirl: how misogynistic
krisgavin: i loathe to admit it but you were right matt
promeower: B)
Monday, 4:53 AM
fnafballoongirl: the bugs are coming
dahliawthorns: the bugs are coming
Groupchat: hey girl i mean they
Members: 7
Description: phoenix wright ate glass
*Mia Fey: (ghostgirl)
*Maya Fey: (pinkprincess)
*Pearl Fey: (pearly)
*Phoenix Wright: (sonicthehedgehog)
*Lana Skye: (queenoflesbians)
*Diego Armando: (godot)
*Ema Skye: (snackooqueen)
Monday, 9:27 AM
sonicthehedgehog: help
sonicthehedgehog: ms blackquill got some kind of alert on her phone and said she’d be right back
sonicthehedgehog: but it’s been half an hour and everyone in the class watched her car pull out of the parking lot ten minutes ago
sonicthehedgehog: what do i do
pinkprincess: ur still in the building?
sonicthehedgehog: yeah???
pinkprincess: get out while u can.
sonicthehedgehog: what
sonicthehedgehog: why
sonicthehedgehog: maya
godot: run
ghostgirl: honestly so typical of ms blackquill
ghostgirl: but seriously leave
sonicthehedgehog: will someone explain why??
queenoflesbians: the bugs are here.
sonicthehedgehog: what.
pearly: nick get out pls
pearly: i wont lose you
pinkprincess: its ok pearly
pinkprincess: when people disappear, they go to the nice farm in the sky
sonicthehedgehog: im right here???
sonicthehedgehog: also there’s this weird sound coming from the vents
sonicthehedgehog: like a lot of little somethings hitting the walls inside
sonicthehedgehog: oh my god.
sonicthehedgehog: what the fuck
pinkprincess: nick?
pinkprincess: nick
pinkprincess: @sonicthehedgehog
ghostgirl:…
godot: let us have a moment of silence for those we lost here today (nick)
pearly: :(((
pearly: visit us from the farm soon nick
Groupchat: plants and greek myths
Members: 7
Description: taka will get you
*Athena Cykes: (cykeology)
*Simon Blackquill: (gothsamurai)
*Apollo Justice: (fine)
*Trucy Gramarye-Enigmar: (littleannieabbott)
*Clay Terran: (spirkbeliever)
*Juniper Woods: (sunflowerseed)
*Vera Misham: (artism)
Monday, 10:48 AM
fine: did everyone survive the bugs
gothsamurai: no
gothsamurai: athena was lost to the bugs
sunflowerseed: im trying to nurse her back to health :(
littleannieabbott: kiss her
sunflowerseed: what?!
littleannieabbott: true love’s kiss will wake her up!!
sunflowerseed: i dont know about that, trucy
spirkbeliever: trust in trucy
artism: ^
sunflowerseed: i think im just going to take her to the nurse
littleannieabbott: i guess that works too
littleannieabbott: much less whimsy in it though
spirkbeliever: i agree
spirkbeliever: the bug attack did mean i got to spend some time outside with yk who for a little until we were dismissed
fine: oh no please clay spare us
spirkbeliever: he’s kinda snooty but i kinda love it???
cykeology: who?????
gothsamurai: oh look who’s suddenly awake
spirkbeliever: hugh o’conner
spirkbeliever: he’s this jr who’s pretty smart and cool
spirkbeliever: im gonna ask him to hoco in a couple weeks
sunflowerseed: oh
sunflowerseed: i know him
spirkbeliever: fr ?? can you set me up with him ???
sunflowerseed: um probably not. i rejected him over the summer
spirkbeliever: oooooh so he’s off limits gotcha
sunflowerseed: nono you can ask him out!
sunflowerseed: i just liked someone else haha
cykeology: ?????
cykeology: u need to tell me junieeee
cykeology: do you still like them???
sunflowerseed: um
sunflowerseed: i like flowers :)
cykeology: comprende! i do too!
fine: what does flowers have to do with this
cykeology: me and junie say something we like out of context when we don’t want to talk about a topic
cykeology: it’s kinda like a codeword for when we want a topic change
cykeology: no reading into or thinking or talking about the previous topic until the person who avoided it wants to talk about it.
fine: ah
gothsamurai: i stopped trying to understand their systems years ago
gothsamurai: i suggest you do the same
cykeology: simon name your favorite flower in five seconds
cykeology: 5
cykeology: 4
cykeology: 3
cykeology: 2
gothsamurai: lavender
cykeology: 1
gothsamurai: does that count
cykeology: yes! probably! ask junie!
sunflowerseed: yes lavenders are flowers
fine: i know someone who looks like a lavender
spirkbeliever: is it me
fine: why would it be you
spirkbeliever: bc im a sleeping beauty
spirkbeliever: lavender makes you sleepy
spirkbeliever: therefore
fine: that doesn’t make any sense
spirkbeliever: trust me bro
fine: sleeping beauty doesn’t make people sleepy
fine: she sleeps
fine: for a hundred years
fine: and is a beauty
spirkbeliever: yk who else is a beauty with blonde hair
fine: i swear
fine: do. not. bring. this. up.
spirkbeliever: but your crush on him is so cute
spirkbeliever: young love
fine: we are the same age
fine: also
fine: not a crush
cykeology: apollo has a crush??
fine: your timing is always so perfect athena
fine: no i just think he’s cool
fine: and i wanna be his friend
cykeology: thats what they all say
cykeology: back in my day you could just say you liked someone
fine: yeah and hows that going for you
cykeology: irrelevant
fine: also im older than you
cykeology: irrelevant!
cykeology: anyways
cykeology: whos the lucky guy
fine: why should i tell you
spirkbeliever: klavier gavin
fine: .
littleannieabbott: KLAVIER GAVIN?????
littleannieabbott: can you date him so we get free entrances to his concerts
fine: aren’t they like five dollars
fine: and those five dollars fund the schools band program
littleannieabbott: i dont care about the schools band program
littleannieabbott: i need those five dollars for snacks and magic tricks
fine: your dad will literally buy you anything
fine: you do not need them
littleannieabbott: but mom will stop him
littleannieabbott: and machi will eat all the snacks if it gets through mom
littleannieabbott: i need personal snacks and personal tricks
littleannieabbott: you just don’t get it
fine: yeah i guess not..
fine: but im not dating klavier gavin.
fine: i just want to be his friend
fine: i mean who wouldn’t
fine: like he’s so cool and pretty and good at guitar
fine: and he sings too
fine: even if his pop music stuff sucks
spirkbeliever: and u dont like him
fine: no??? wtf
spirkbeliever: ok.
cykeology: ok.
gothsamurai: ok.
littleannieabbott: ok.
fine: juniper back me up please
sunflowerseed: sorry..
sunflowerseed: ok.
artism: ok
Groupchat: evil gang >:)
Members: 8
Description: yuri > yaoi, richard is wrong x
*Kristoph Gavin: (krisgavin)
*Dahlia Hawthorne: (dahliawthorns)
*Matt Engarde: (promeower)
*Richard Wellington: (yaoirl)
*Geiru Toneido: (fnafballoongirl)
*Alita Tiala: (fallenangel)
*April May: (aprilfools)
*Olga Orly: (quickfingers)
Monday, 11:32 AM
quickfingers: was the bug attack really necessary
aprilfools: it really messed up my hair :(
dahliawthorns: yes it was necessary
promeower: why dolly why
promeower: why did you need to release a shit ton of bugs into the schools vents on THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
promeower: and only alert the teachers????
dahliawthorns: well i did warn you guys
krisgavin: i don’t think “the bugs are coming” sent before 5 am was a strong enough warning
krisgavin: i simply thought you and geiru were being your usual selves texting in the group chat after a fit of hysterical laughter over something quite unfunny
fnafballoongirl: rude
fnafballoongirl: you deserved the bug attack
fnafballoongirl: i should have only sent the warning to alita april and olga
yaoirl: what did i do to deserve this??
fnafballoongirl: misogyny
fnafballoongirl: white gay cis man
fnafballoongirl: yaoi liker
yaoirl: .
promeower: ha
dahliawthorns: go stuff yourself into your catboy cosplay matt
promeower: what
promeower: guys idk what she’s talking about
promeower: catboy cosplay is far too general
krisgavin: sometimes i wonder why i associate myself with all of you
promeower: cuz you loooove us
krisgavin: no its not that
krisgavin: probably a way to punish myself
krisgavin: you all are just figments of my imagination created to torture me
krisgavin: i cannot escape you
quickfingers: save it for your therapist
quickfingers: can you paint my nails till then
krisgavin: yes
quickfingers: thanks
krisgavin: this is why i like olga the most
krisgavin: no love confessions or insults when thanking me
dahliawthorns: thanks for being the pettiest bitch in this group kris
promeower: im in love w you kristoph
krisgavin: i
krisgavin: i walked myself into that one
Private Chat between Dahlia Hawthorne (dahliawthorns) and Geiru Toneido (fnafballoongirl)
Monday, 12:09 PM
dahliawthorns: hey
dahliawthorns: thanks for helping out w the bug fest
dahliawthorns: i had a lot of fun with you :)
Monday, 4:02 PM
fnafballoongirl: of course!!!
fnafballoongirl: i had a lot of fun with you as well ^^