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Partying all day and night became the goal for pineapple and his gang Beer keg and Glitchy. Glitchy hated Beer keg guts for trying to get with princess hat but couldn’t do anything about it. “Brahhhh I’m alll partied outttt” said Pineapple as they all laid on the couch.
“I know we do this all the time. But Everytime feels like a new experience” Glitchy said. “Uh yuh.” Agreed Beer keg. “Imma uhhh… get some food. Be right back” Beer keg said as he got up making his way to the kitchen. Pineapple was fast asleep next to Glitchy.

Its been a good 30 minutes since Beer keg went to the kitchen. Not that Glitchy cares but they also wanted to make sure he was safe. “Am I really gonna do this…” they said to himself. They sighed and reluctantly got up and went to the kitchen. As they entered the kitchen he saw Beer keg on the kitchen floor asleep. “Uhh Beer keg. You good.” Glitchy said softly. Beer keg jolted up after hearing glitchy staticky voice. “AHH WHOS oh it’s just you.” Beer keg said. Glitchy noticed that Beer keg was holding something in his hands. “Hey what’s that your holding” Glitchy said pointing at the paper Beer keg was holding. Beer keg hid the paper behind his back. “N-nothing what- who’s holding a paper. Are you holding a paper?” Beer keg said nervously. Glitchy rolled their eyes. He also noticed that water was coming from beer kegs eyes

“Hey. Were you… crying?” Glitchy asked in a concern manner. Beer keg wiped his eyes as he walked to the couch. “N-no just eyes were watering. You know how that works”. Beer keg says a he lays down on the couch. Glitchy just sighed as they walked and sat next to Beer keg. “You know you can tell me whatever and I won’t judge” Beer keg sighed as he sat up “you think princess hat…. Hates me..?” Glitchy’s eyes rose “i uhh. Probably not hate. But she is very annoyed by you”. Beer keg put he’s hands on his face. “B-but you know maybe you have a chance?” Glitchy put their hands on beer kegs shoulder. “And plus you have me and pineapple.” Glitchy said with a smile. Beer keg looked up as Glitchy said that. “What do you mean by that” Glitchy stared at him for a bit as he soon relized what he meant “I uhh wait I didn’t mean it like that” beer keg laughed as he saw Glitchy in a confused state. “Nah I know what you mean don’t worry. If you did mean it like that then that would be weird.” Beer keg said.

Glitchy didn’t like Beer keg that much. But he always founded him so attractive. He didn’t know why but he found himself clinging onto him more then often when’s he’s around. As Glitchy thought for a bit he started to blush. Beer keg noticed this and chuckle. “Uhh you good? Your blushing like hell.” Glitchy turned around as they began to blush more looking like a blue tomato. “I uhh it’s nothing it’s just-“ Glitchy felt his head turn then his body turn as beer keg cupped his chin and made Glitchy face him. “Your face is soft..~” Glitchy blushed like hell covering his entire face. Beer keg chuckled and tired to speak. “Hey uh if there’s something botheri-“

Glitchy began to hug beer keg softly. Beer keg was taken off guard due to the fact that he hasn’t been hugged in a while… but, he liked it.

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It’s been a week or two since glitchy and Beer keg hugged together. Glitchy is still flustered about it and vowed never to tell anyone. They needed help expressing their emotions to someone in the city so they went to the one person they knew that could probably help.

“Oh hey glitchy what’s up?” Princess hat said with a smile on her face. Glitchy thought that since princess hat has a boyfriend that she can probably help them with this.

“Hey princess hat… uhh can I talk with you private for a bit?” Princess hat was always around someone, this being Tape measure. Princess hat nodded and went with Glitchy to a cafe. They both sat down and ordered some food and drinks.

“So… you know how you have a boyfriend right? And how you two are like lovey dovey with each other” Glitchy didn’t know how to put it without sounding mean

“Well we’re not that lovey dovey but yeah why?” Glitchy rolled their eyes knowing that she was lying

“Well uhh so you know you know how you to are like good at confessing stuff right?” Princess hat immediately knew what was going on after glitchy said that.

“Oooh does glitchy have a crush on someone” princess hat said that “Ooooh” voice (idk what it’s called) glitchy turned the other way due to embarrassment.

“Can you not. I just need advice and you’re the only who I think has experience on this.” Glitchy said with Somewhat annoyed tone. Princess hat finshed up her laughing and started to explain.

“Well you just come clean. No use in hiding it. Oh here” Princess hat hands glitchy a How to for dummies book. It was on romance and the basic stuff. Glitchy reluctantly took the book from princess hats hands stands as they’re about to go.

“Well thanks for the info. I’ll keep it in mind.” Glitchy waves goodbye and heads out. As glitchy walks on the sidewalk, they think to themself on how their gonna tell beer keg. Then the fear of rejection settles in as glitchy starts to worry. They really liked beer keg a lot and wanted to be with him romantically. As glitchy walks up the steps to his door, they take a deep breath and walks in.

The living room was really messy. Beer cans everywhere and party stuff out of place. The speaker was playing some hype party music but it was to low for glitchy to make out what type it was. Glitchy walks over by the couch to find beer keg and pineapple sleeping. Glitchy nearly blushed at the sight of beer keg but got rid of it fast.

*Alright I’ll just clean up a bit then head to my room* glitchy said to themselves as they started to clean. About 20 minutes later the living room was back to how it should be. Glitchy walked to their room and sat in their gaming chair. As they turned on the computer they pulled out the book that princess hat gave them. They put it on his desk and started to game all night before passing out.