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so lex luther is staring down batman and superman
batman is glaring back . he is not impressed that superman called him away from gotham . he will admit , however grudeinly , that superman couldn't do this one on his own and that he was the most avadible
superman ? Well superman is too busy lying on the floor groaning to pay much attention but batman can admit that luther might have had a smidge of intelligents this time around
he has a girl ( teenaged - probaly around 17-whereing some kind of drama costume - he probaly snatcher her from school - dosen't appear scared - will need treatment for shock) held against his side and the point of a shard of kryptonite shoved against her chest . he's using the other hand to point some kind of projectile wepon at batman and is demanding supermans surrender despite the fact that it looks like he would have a hard time thinking at the moment let alone speaking
and batman is trying to figure out someway out of this when he heres the girl mutter "this is going to be awkard and embarasing to deal with isn't it . I wanted one normal day with my dad just one "
and she tilts her head and straight up swallows the kryptonite as she slams her foot into luthers crotch and moves seamlesly into a roll befor she hits the ground . and the next moment she's at supermans side . and he heres her say " hopefully you can deal with him now , sorry we had to meet like this . I need to go now or my dad will be worried . I'd wish you good luck but i'm not stupid enough to tempt the fates but you will be alright" and them shes gone . and superman is staggering to his feet and staring downward in confusion at his hand where somehow the girl has managed to leave a bag of cookies and they are both wondering about the strangly compleing note to her voice at the end but they don't have the time to freak because luther does still have his gun-thingy
but when they do have time to look at the bag they see that it has all the ingredients printed down the side and a promise that "if thease don't taste like ambrosia then theres somthing wrong with your mouth but dont worry couz beacuse they are perfectly mortal safe if you wanna share them with your blood- percys mom made them" alongside a hand-drawn smilly face
and batman? batman is frustrated percy is an increably common name and he didn't get a good enough look at the girl to identify her .
superman just enjoys the cookies . batman is even more anoyed when they get back to the tower and dianas only response to this unknown potential threat is to ask if they saved her any cookies
Will feels like crying when piper calls him to ask if theres going to be any medical issues from swalling a chunk of kryptonite or if she should just let it pass naturally , at least half of it is that shes calling at midnight so her dad doesn't here and the IM woke him up though