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Hi there! I'm Bobbi and this is Travellers!
If you hadn't already noticed, this is a Doctor Who fanfiction. Specifically, the Doctor x Fem!Reader.
So, just a couple disclaimers before we start:
No.1: This will follow the TV show storyline (starting with the 9th Doctor) but I might add some unique storylines if I can think of any good ones. I have not totally finished watching Doctor Who and I will probably get some of the lore wrong (although, some things will be done on purpose because, as a fan-fic writer, I like to fuck with canon).
No.2: THERE👏WILL👏 BE👏 SWEARING👏! I👏AM👏NOT👏CHILD👏FRIENDLY👏! I👏DON'T👏GIVE👏A👏SHIT👏IF👏I👏CAN'T👏LEGALLY👏DRINK👏! I👏HAVE👏THE👏MENTAL👏AGE👏 OF👏A👏30👏YEAR👏OLD👏 WINE👏AUNT👏!
No.4- no, wait No.3: The romance for some of the regenerations (probably 9, 10, 14 and 13) will be better than others, because I'm personally not attracted to some of them (11, 12 and 15). Don't try and sway my attraction, don't try and convince me who I should fancy, I get enough of that from society. If I get that far, I will write about 13. I'm gay. Deal with it. I headcanon that Time Lords are Pan, and that will be very well reflected in Y/n's flirting habits. Some of the Doctor's romance plots (like Martha and Madame de Pompadour) will be transferred to Y/n instead, because why the fuck not?
No.4: I love crossovers. I will constantly add crossovers. There will (probably) be crossovers of:
-Good Omens
-Brooklyn 99
-Marvel
-Umbrella Academy
-There's probably more, I'm a huge fucking nerd
No.5, very important, No.5: Don't let me eat pears. I hate pears. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that, I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months, I don't wanna wake up from being human and taste that.
No.6: Now I have to talk for round about a minute without hesitation, deviation or whatever the other thing is, it's like that panel game, on Channel Four like Rory just pointed out, however, I'm gonna move on and say-
No.7: And I'm gonna talk about my other favourite band called the Housemartins. I don't know if anyone remembers the Housemartins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Scottish exhibition and conference centre in about December, it must have been 1990 and the Housemartins were playing and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They spilt up quite soon afterwards, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the TARDIS now and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth that'll go somewhere along the lines of 'Bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy-do yickedy-da, ping pong, lippy tappy too-ta'.
No.8: If you didn't understand the reference just ignore the last three, they will be nonsense to you and I will sound like a crazy person.
No.9: I'm a British person and therefore will use the British (AKA proper) spellings of words like colour and centre. There will also be some slang, and if you're not British and you don't understand, I'll explain it for you.
Finally, No.10: I really like even numbers.
THIS STORY INCLUDES:
-Threat
-Violence
-Swearing
-Aliens
-Injury/Death
-The Doctor being cute and pure