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Star Savior: *dies. *
Anshine: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Ixol: Bullshit. One month.
Ploque: Nah, prob a half month.
Stratosfear, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? VESPER JUST DIED!
Ulipse, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Voixer: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that beings insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Cyalm: ...All I wanted from you was your french toast.
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Star Savior: If I say yes to this star quest, am I going to join a cult?
Cyalm: Possibly.
Star Savior: I’m in.
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Star Savior during the Celesteal battle: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Celesteal: We never were friends.
Star Savior, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Shallare: What’s your greatest fear?
Cyalm, holding out a piece of paper: This.
Shallare: That’s a blank piece of paper
Cyalm:
Cyalm: I’m a writer.
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Ulipse: I can’t believe I only got 6 hours of sleep!
Shallare: Well, I got only 3.
Anshine: Wait - you guys got SLEEP?
Stratosfear walking in, holding a steaming hot cup of coffee: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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Ixol: I don’t get why Star Savior likes you so much. You suck!
Voixer: And swallow.
Ixol: Well, that was touche on my part.
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Ixol: What’s the best way to steal a man’s wallet?
Ulipse: Knife to the throat?
Star Savior: Gun to the head?
Arrolin: Poison in his cup?
Anshine: You’re all horrible.
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Cyalm: I just told you a joke. Say ha.
Voixer: Ha.
Cyalm: Now, do it again.
Voixer: Ha.
Cyalm: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.
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Ulipse: When I first met you, I thought you were a childish madman.
Ixol: And?
Ulipse: And you are.
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Star Savior: Please don’t roll your eyes at me.
Voixer: I don't even have eyes.
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Claud: Where are your parents?
Despair: What are ‘parents’?
Claud: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
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Mino: Beep, boop. Sorry Shallare, I was processing information.
Ixol, somewhere within the trees: I wish I could do that!
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Anshine: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Voixer: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Stratosfear: Gasp, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ixol: Oh wowee—my will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Ulipse: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Star Savior: Mental stability, my old friend!
Anshine: Dear Stars, can you guys just lighten up a little?
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Ixol: Here’s a tip on sympathy, Star Savior. Never weep for the stupid.
Ixol: You’ll be crying all day.
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Ixol, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice.
Compale, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Anshine: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Cyalm: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Arrolin: Wasps?
Ixol: Terriers?
Anshine: Ixol.
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Ixol: Ulipse, where the fuck are my fish? They’re not in the ocean.
Ulipse, cooking the fish: What? Speak up, I’m cooking!
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Claud in a diner: The waiter has been grating cheese for 6 hours until I say when. The customers are screaming, and 3 humans have already died.
Claud: I will not yield.
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Anshine: Our life is what our thoughts made it.
Ixol: Oh shit.
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Celesteal: I raised a perfectly functional son.
Voixer: You have another creation you consider ‘son’ that I don’t know about?
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Ixol: You remind me of the ocean.
Ulipse: Why?
Ixol: Because you’re salty and you scare people.
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Morward: Yeeted.
Pasless: Yote.
Morward: YEETED.
Pasless: YOTE.
Star Savior: Will someone please just tell me who threw Yawgate out of the window?
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Star Savior: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Star Savior: *aggressively throws water bottles. *
Stratosfear: Uh…
Anshine: He’s trying to yell mental well-being and health into us.
Star Savior: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Stratosfear, crying: It’s working.
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Celesteal in Shattered Shardscape: Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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Signol: This is my worst birthday ever.
Arrolin: Is it because we're being attacked by Ixol?
Signol: No, it's because it's a little humid- YES, IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY IXOL!
EDITS 29/8/2024: changed Star Savior's name to 'Vesper'.