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Enoshima Junko has sent a friend request, accept?

<Accepted>

Enoshima: heyyyy 🥺👉👈

Shirogane: JUNKO-SAMA??!?!!

Enoshima: yeahhh wassup girlypop

Enoshima: anyways the 53rd season of DR just ended, riiiiightttt???

Enoshima: and ah~! what an ending!! 🤤

Shirogane: Oh my god, is this real? Am I dreaming?

Enoshima: nope!

Enoshima: i’m just here to applaud you for another successful season (even if it’s the last one…)

Shirogane: THANK YOU SO MUCH

Enoshima: lol of course

Enoshima: us masterminds gotta stick together after all!! 😝

Shirogane: Very true!

Enoshima: btw u made a gc for your cast by now right?

Shirogane: Uhhhhh… What?

Enoshima: it’s been at least 2 weeks since u guys were booted from the simulation

Enoshima: after a few seasons, it kinda just became a thing where masterminds would create a gc for their cast to get the chance to interact while they were still recovering and stuffs (and to also decide whether it’s safe to reintroduce one another in person)

Shirogane: .

Enoshima: u completely forgot about that didn’t u

Shirogane: I PLAINLY FORGOT

Shirogane: I AM SO SORRY

Enoshima: awhhh it’s okay…!

Enoshima: i’d get to it if i were u

Enoshima: dw queen, once you do i’ll add you to the masterminds gc ✌️😋

Shirogane: YES OKAY I’LL DO THAT NOW

Shirogane went offline.

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Shirogane Tsumugi started a group chat.

Shirogane Tsumugi has added Saihara Shuichi, K1-B0, Harukawa Maki, Akamatsu Kaede, and 11 others.

Shirogane: Hiiii guysss…

Saihara: What

Saihara: What is this

Shirogane: Hahahaha…

Shirogane Tsumugi has changed the name of the group chat to, “Season V3”.

Harukawa: Shirogane…

Shirogane: Yeahhhh, hi again

Momota: Saihara? Harumaki?

Toujou: What is going on?

Momota: Toujou-san??!

Momota: Is it actually u guys?

Shirogane: Yes, yes it is.

Shirogane: Everyone should be in this group chat

Shinguji: What is the meaning of this?

Shirogane: I was about to get to that

Shirogane: @everyone

Akamatsu Kaede, Hoshi Ryoma, Amami Rantarou, Ouma Kokichi, and 6 others are now online.

Iruma: the fuck is this shit?

Yumeno: i was sleeping

Hoshi: This isn’t going to end well, I can already tell…

Akamatsu: Everyone…?

Akamatsu: Shirogane? What is this?

Shirogane: Right, I should probably explain now that everyone is online

Shirogane: I’m sure Team DR has already given you guys a thorough explanation, but in case they haven’t or you’re still confused…

Iruma: get to the fuckin’ point!! 😒

Shirogane: I was about to, if you could please shut your fucking mouth Iruma-san.

Shirogane: Sorry-

Shirogane: Anyways, the killing game was all part of a simulation used to broadcast the game as the 53rd season for the popular reality TV show; Dangonronpa; nobody is actually dead, and the simulation/killing game is over. (for good…)

Shirogane: AND- I was selected as the mastermind for this season. I’m sorry everyone, I deceived, and lied to you all. I am both sorry, and ashamed.

Akamatsu: Shirogane…

Amami: Should’ve known honestly.

Ouma: Damn.

Iruma: <Replying to Ouma> fuck you mean, “Damn.”?!

Ouma: The fuck do YOU think?

Ouma: Oh wait- You can’t! Your pea-sized brain is simply too small to even form a single intelligent thought!

Iruma: W-why you little…

Harukawa: Shut up, both of you.

Momota: <Replying to Iruma> How the hell do you stutter over text??

Toujou: Don’t encourage her…

Iruma: No keep going… I’m so close… 🥵

Ouma: Gross

Chabashira: PLEASE KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!!!

Shirogane: Wow, this GC has devolved into madness much quicker than I first anticipated…

Akamatsu: @everyone

Akamatsu: Could we please get back on track?

Momota: Akamatsu’s taking the lead as usual! 😁

Momota: Dw, ur great too Saihara 👍

Saihara: Right…

Shirogane: Anyways, this group chat was made for you all to interact again and hopefully settle any disputes before we allow you all to see each other in person in order to avoid any conflicts right off the bat or spark any fights. (I was meant to do this like a week ago, but I forgot. Opps!)

Yonaga: What a magnificent idea!

Shinguji: This idea certainly won’t go downhill in any way, shape or form.

Shirogane: I don’t expect any of you to forgive me for the events that took place in the killing game and lying to you all. But I also don’t think it’s fair to blame me for everything.

Shirogane: Saihara, Harukawa, Yumeno, and Kiibo already know this, but each and every one of you (not counting Amami) auditioned and signed waivers to participate in season V3 of Dangonronpa, including myself. The only difference between you guys and myself is that I got to keep my memories. The same would’ve also applied to any of you if you had been chosen rather than myself.

Chabashira: Shirogane-san… 🥺

Yonaga: My, oh my! What an interesting development!

Shirogane: I don’t mean to try and victimize myself or make you guys feel pressured to forgive me. But I just wanted you all to try and see from my perspective. I know very well that forgiveness doesn’t just happen with the snap of a finger, but I want to give things a try :)

Saihara: I don’t know…

Akamatsu: Awww Saihara-kun, I don’t think it would hurt to give her a chance 🙂

Harukawa: Have you seriously forgotten what she’s done?

Akamatsu: I know that, but the killing game is over, isn’t it? We need to move on from the past and keep looking ahead! The only way we’ll actually make any progress is to forgive so we can move forward TOGETHER.

Iruma: is cowtits Mcgee seriously giving a pep talk over text??

Amami: I think so, yeah

K1-B0: I think Akamatsu-san is right!

Gokuhara: gONTA AGREE

Toujou: Gokuhara-kun, I believe you may have caps lock turned on.

Gokuhara: HUH

Gokuhara: HOW TURN OFF

Momota: Small arrow on the lower left of your keyboard!

Gokuhara: Oh thank you

Gokuhara: Keyboard very tiny and Gonta’s fingers very big

Momota: Dw about it man 😉

Harukawa: The fact that the killing game is over or wasn’t real doesn’t change anything.

Harukawa: One, “sorry”, doesn’t undo or make any of the bad memories feel any less real.

Akamatsu: Harukawa-san please…

Harukawa: No.

Momota: I…

Momota: I believe in Shirogane-san!

Ouma: There he goes again 😒

Momota: Shut up man

Momota: I believe in her because I think she has great potential

Momota: I don’t think it’s impossible for Shirogane to redeem herself. It’s like I always say-

Iruma: “thE ImPossIbLe iS poSsiBle! aLL yOu goTtA dO is MakE iT So!” ☝️🤓

Momota: Exactly!

Iruma: i was being sarcastic numbnuts

Momota: Whatever, my point still stands!

Momota: C’mon Harumaki

Momota: I believed in you , didn’t I? :)

Saihara: I guess he’s kind of right…

Momota: Of course I’m right!

Harukawa: .

Harukawa: God you’re an idiot.

Ouma: Agreed, he IS an idiot

Harukawa: Shut the hell up.

Ouma: U suck 👎

Yumeno: i mean, i guess it’s okay…

Chabashira: EEEKKKK, I bet Yumeno-san looks so cute right now wherever she is!

Chabashira: If Yumeno-san forgives her, then I also definitely forgive Shirogane-san!

Ouma: simp ;p

Chabashira: SHUT UP DEGENERATE MALE, YOU KNOW NOTHING.

Hoshi: She’s got a long way to go, but I think she can get there eventually

Akamatsu: :D

Iruma: i couldn’t give two shits right now, i’m still pissed

Iruma: but whatever, at least i’m not dead

Ouma: Shame

Iruma: FUCK YOU 🖕

K1-B0: 😅

K1-B0: I’m still a little upset about the fact that I was a camera the whole time, but I’m just glad everyone is safe. :)

Shinguji: I think this could be interesting.

Yonaga: 😊🙏

Toujou: I don’t think there is any point in being angry over the past. Besides, majority of us have many regrets from the killing game. I don’t believe Shirogane-san is any different.

Amami: I’m kinda over it 🤷‍♂️

Akamatsu: Ouma-kun?

Ouma: Nah

Ouma: I have nothing to say, and you can’t make me

Akamatsu: It’s fine, we can work on that another time

Shirogane: This makes me really happy guys, thank you. I swear I’m gonna try super hard!! 🥹

Shirogane: What makes me even happier is seeing majority of you all getting along so far. It’s very important you guys can get along since you’ll all be put in shared living quarters once you’re all better! :D

    silence

Saihara: What.

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Enoshima Junko has added Enoshima Junko to “Season V3”.

Iruma: who the fuck

Enoshima: SLAYYY HOESSSSS 😜

Ouma: oh god it’s a queer

Harukawa: You’re pansexual.

Ouma: NUH UH

Iruma: YUH HUH

Ouma: i’ll fuck ur mom doggy style, try me

Shirogane: JUNKO-SAMA????

Shirogane: WHY’RE YOU HERE?!

Enoshima: bored :p

Enoshima: anyways

Enoshima: this gc is super boring ngl

Enoshima: SOOOO…

Enoshima Junko has revoked admin rights from Shirogane Tsumugi.

Shirogane: WHA

Enoshima: WAKE UP @everyone

Toujou Kirumi, Amami Rantarou, Saihara Shuichi, Gokuhara Gonta, and 7 others are now online.

Yumeno: nyehh, it’s too early for this

Momota: It’s almost noon tho

Yumeno: doesn’t matter, still too early

Akamatsu: I’m confused

Saihara: Oh god

Akamatsu: What’s wrong Saihara-kun?

Saihara: I know who she is

Yumeno: i’m shocked harukawa hasn’t said anything or reacted strongly whatsoever from her presence yet

Harukawa: Oh no, I’m seething, I just don’t feel like expressing it through text.

Chabashira: Understandable, have a nice day. ✌️

Enoshima: anyways hi guys!! XD

Shirogane: JUNKO-SAMA PLEASE

Shirogane: WHY’RE YOU HERE 😭

Enoshima: i have nothing better to do

Enoshima: and ur group chat is totes boring, so i’m here to make it NOT boring! :3

Enoshima Junko has changed the name of the group chat to, “welcome to hell”.

Momota: I’m sorry what

Akamatsu: 😟

Enoshima Junko has changed Enoshima Junko’s name to “despairerection”.

Iruma: nice~ 😏

Shirogane: JUNKO NOT RIGHT NOW PLEASE

“despairerection” has changed Shirogane Tsumugi’s name to “ onii-channn~~ ”.

Akamatsu: WHAT

Gokuhara: Gonta hear girl screaming through walls

onii-channn~~: THAT WAS ME

Iruma: JAHSHAHAHSSJVS I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Iruma: PLEASDEEEEAJHSJSBSJJS

despairection: ur next 😘

Iruma: wait wha

Enoshima Junko has changed Iruma Miu’s name to “ tits and 'gasms ”.

Gokuhara: GONTA HEAR MORE GIRL SCREAMS

Shinguji: WHAT UNGODLY NOISE-

Akamatsu: Oh gross, I can hear her too 😭

Ouma: I mean- hey, 2nd half of the username holds true

Hoshi: Stop, just stop.

Ouma: tehe 🤭 

despairection: who wants to go next~?

silence…

despairection: fine, i’ll choose then

despairection: howww aboutttt… my favorite badass from this season? 😊

“despairerection” has changed Harukawa Maki’s name to “ assASSain ”.

assASSain: 

assASSain: I am going to break out of this goddamn DR building, track you down, and shank you.

Ouma: AKBSHAHAJBSABKQBSDBHD

despairection: :)

“despairerection” has changed Ouma Kokichi’s name to “ nestle crunch ”.

nestle crunch: 

Amami: swear i just heard the wicked witch of the west cackle

Chabashira: WHOSE LAUGH IS THAT, IT’S TERRIFYING

Saihara: Is that you Harukawa-san??

assASSain: I haven’t the slightest clue what you’re talking about.

nestle crunch: l i a r .

assASSain: Shut the fuck up.

tits and ‘gasms: istg y'all got so much beef with each other we could probably get the grill out and have a whole ass barbecue

Akamatsu: MIU PLEASE

despairerection: oooohh~ sounds like someone would like to volunteer!!

Akamatsu: WAHT NO

“despairerection” has changed Akamatsu Kaede’s name to “musishan”.

musishan: Oh

musishan: Okay this isn’t actually that bad

despairerection: ykw

despairerection: mb, ur right

despairerection: i have a better one

“despairerection” has changed Akamatsu Kaede’s name to “fingering master”.

fingering master: WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Momota: Holy shit, Akamatsu cussing? That's a new one

fingering master: WHY THIS OF ALL THINGS???

despairerection: bcuz it’s funny pooks 🥰

fingering master: Never call me that again.

despairerection: sorry pookie-wookie 🥺

fingering master: 

fingering master: Goodbye.

“fingering master” is now offline.

despairerection: geez, can people ever learn to take a little joke?

K1-B0 is now online.

K1-B0: Hello everyone, I apologize for being late. My cellphone ran out of charge.

K1-B0: Oh, did something happen? Why’d Akamatsu-san leave?

tits and ‘gasms: oh no, pls leave my kii-baby alone 😭

K1-B0: Iruma-san, what’re you talking about?

despairerection: >:3

“despairerection” has changed K1-B0’s name to “*kaboom*”.

Amami: oh boy…

*kaboom*: 

“*kaboom*” is now offline.

nestle crunch: BAHAHAHSHHSHS

Toujou: Might you be reminded of your own username, Ouma?

nestle crunch: LET ME HAVE THIS.

tits and ‘gasms: she has a point tho

nestle crunch: oh don’t be a fucking hypocrite, you’re in the same situation i am

tits and ‘gasms: not really, i actually kinda like my name tbh

nestle crunch: of course you fucking would you shitty harlot

onii-channn~~: STOP ENCOURAGING HER

Shinguji: I would appreciate nothing more than to shove a hot metal rod through one ear canal and out the other at this moment.

Yumeno: ur room is next to iruma?

Shinguji: Unfortunately, I believe so, yes.

nestle crunch: if u want i could break out of my room and go beat her up for u :]

Momota: We both know u ain’t beating shit up, ya’ pansy 💀

nestle crunch: i will kick you so hard your vertebrae comes out of your mouth like a fucking PEZ dispenser you cunt

Chabashira: 😟

Hoshi: Jesus christ…

despairerection: LADIES, LADIES…

despairerection: LETS ALL CALM DOWN :P

Momota: Call me a lady one more time you box blonde bimbo.

onii-channn~~: oh good lord..

despairerection: aha.. ha… ☺️

“despairerection” has changed Momota Kaito’s name to “brojobs”.

Chabashira: HELP

brojobs: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

brojobs: I’M NOT GAY

tits and ‘gasms: ur literally a bisexual disaster

brojobs: NUH UH

tits and ‘gasms: YUH HUH

brojobs: NUH UH

tits and ‘gasms: YUH HUH

brojobs: NUH UH

nestle crunch: YUH HUH

brojobs: STAY OUT OF IT

nestle crunch: BLAH BLAH BLAH

nestle crunch: EAT.

nestle crunch: MY.

nestle crunch: ASS.

Gokuhara: Gonta not understand

Gokuhara: Is Momota’s name an inside joke??

Yonaga: Oh you sweet summer child…

Hoshi: Nobody tell him.

despairerection: ANNYWAYYSSS imma just speed things along :3

(totally not the author getting lazy and not sure what else to write)

“despairerection” has changed Yumeno Himiko’s name to “majack off”.

majack off: meh

Chabashira: YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO YUMENO-CHAN

Chabashira: CHNAGE ITTTT

despairerection: sounds to me like SOMEONE would like to join her

“despairerection” has changed Chabashira Tenko’s name to “lesbam”.

lesbam: Oh

lesbam: I don’t hate it…

lesbam: BUT I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE YUMENO’S

despairerection: ermmmmm 🤔

despairerection: nah

“despairerection” has changed Amami Rantaro’s name to “ultimate survivor? HA!”.

ultimate survivor? HA!: damn :/

ultimate survivor? HA!: i can’t exactly get mad when she’s right

despairerection: AWWHHH THANKS!! ☺️

ultimate survivor? HA!: still don’t like you

despairerection: dang okay

Gokuhara: No worries, Gonta still think Amami-kun great, even if he didn’t survive very long :(

ultimate survivor? HA!: thanks big guy

“despairerection” has changed Gokuhara Gonta’s name to “big fella”.

Saihara: Oh-

Toujou: That’s shockingly wholesome.

despairerection: UGHH it’s bcuz i knew y’all would bitch and moan if i made it a sex joke

big fella: Thank you!!

assASSain: Don’t THANK her Gokuhara, she’s a bad person.

big fella: Oh

brojobs: Don’t worry too much about it man, ur fine

big fella: Okay!

despairerection: whatever

“despairerection” has changed Yonaga Angie’s name to “theosexual”.

theosexual: :)

Shinguji: I can practically feel her burning hatred emanating through my phone screen.

Hoshi: It’s both impressive and terrifying how quickly Enoshima has managed to make enemies with almost an entire class of people.

despairerection: thankkkk youuuu 😇

despairerection: anyways-

“despairerection” has changed Hoshi Ryoma’s name to “*blub blub blub*”.

onii-channn~~: Oh that’s not…

*blub blub blub*: 

“*blub blub blub*” is now offline.

nestle crunch: damnnn… that’s crazyyy

assASSain: Shut the hell up.

nestle crunch: MAKE ME.

despairerection: @Saihara come get ur man

Saihara: WHAT??

nestle crunch: EXCUSE ME?

tits and ‘gasms: LMAOKSJD

Saihara: HE’S NOT MY MAN, WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

despairerection: ermmm…

despairerection: i don’t think so 🤓

“despairerection” has changed Saihara Shuichi’s name to “hot topic galore”.

despairerection: so emooo and brocken.. 🖤⛓️💔🪦 #deep #sad #emolifeornolife

tits and ‘gasms: PLEASEE??

hot topic galore: OH COME ON

hot topic galore: THE EMO JOKE IS SO OVERUSED TO THE POINT IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

despairerection: yeah yeah yeah, go cry urself to sleep angst lord, i’ve got more important things to take care of

“despairerection” has changed Shinguji Korekiyo’s name to “lightly seasoned”.

ultimate survivor? HA!: 😐

big fella: D:

majack off: dangggg

lightly seasoned: 

lightly seasoned: I will personally find you and knit your veins into a festive Christmas sweater…

brojobs: HOLY

onii-channn~~: JESUS GUYS

despairerection: BAHAHSHDHSSKHS

despairerection: I DARE YOU TO TRY AND EVEN GET NEAR ME

despairerection: I GOT A CONTAINER OF KOSHER SALT WITH UR NAME ON IT BITCJ

Toujou: Is there any way we can kick her from the group?

despairerection: nope! :p

“despairerection” has changed Toujou Kirumi’s name to “mommy?”.

mommy?: It’s acceptable…

mommy?: Are you finished now however? You’ve changed everyone’s name at this point in time, and we would like to ask you to leave.

despairerection: awwhhh, and we were having so much fun…

despairerection: do u guys reaaally hate little ol’ me that much? 🥺👉👈

assASSain: Yes.

brojobs: Yeah

theosexual: :)

nestle crunch: yep!

hot topic galore: Yes…

lightly seasoned: Yes.

despairerection: 

despairerection: awh shucks!!

despairerection: i guess that’s my cue to leave then, huh?

hot topic galore: Please do

despairerection: whatevs

despairerection: until next time my giggity gamers, nyah~!!

“despairerection” has gifted admin rights to onii-channn~”.

onii-channn~~: Bye Junko-sama… 😐

despairerection: later girlypop!! <3

“despairerection” has left the group, “welcome to hell”.

nestle crunch: thank GOD.

tits and ‘gasms: fucking finally

ultimate survivor? HA!: about time

brojobs: @Shirogane Can we get different names??

“despairerection” has added “despairerection” to “welcome to hell”.

despairerection: nnNOPE! ✌️😋

“despairerection” has left the group, “welcome to hell”.

brojobs: Oh god fucking dammit.

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“fingering master” is now online.

fingering master: Am I going crazy chat?

majack off: huh

fingering master: I think I’m going inasanr but idk

tits n’ gasms: FRRRR THOUGH

tits n’ gasms: i can’t remember the last time i felt raw sunlight on my skin instead of shitty fluorescent lights

tits n’ gasms: i miss the feeling of the grass and dirt

big fella: as soon as gonta can gonoutsside, gonta gonna eat handfuls of grass

theosexual: could angie join?

big fella: yah :)

mommy?: Not sure I would advise that you two, but alright.

brojobs: ughhhh

brojobs: my hair looks like shit rn cuz they won’t give me hair gel or hairspray and it’s upsetting me

assASSain: <Replying to ”brojobs” > Send pic?

brojobs: noooo i look weirddd 😭

nestle crunch: shut upppppp

nestle crunch: literally nobody gives two shits about ur hair momota (except for harukawa ig but whateva)

assASSain: Die.

nestle crunch: anyways

nestle crunch: i CRAVE human interaction rn

tits n’ gasms: awww, are we not good enough for you anymore boo?

nestle crunch: i think i just threw up in my mouth a lil

nestle crunch: never call me that again

tits n’ gasms: fine bitch

tits n’ gasms: damn

fingering master: let’s pls not argue rn i have a pounding headache and ur making it worse :/

ultimate survivor? HA!: <Replying to “nestle crunch”> i get what ouma is talking about though

ultimate survivor? HA!: the only real in person human interactions i’ve had, have been with one or two doctors and the therapist

lightly seasoned: Same here.

*kaboom*: Yeah…

lesbam: i’m so bored here

lesbam: i CAN practice Neo Akkido, but it’s not the same without equipment or a sparring partner :(

*blub blub blub*: Have to admit myself that I’m starting to get tired of coloring books and peanut butter saltine crackers

tits n’ gasms: how dare you, you fuckin flat faced goomba

tits n’ gasms: i’m not afraid to admit i fw the coloring books n’ peanut butter crackers

assASSain: And I’m not afraid to admit I fw bashing your head into a wall-

assASSain: Shut the hell up.

tits n’ gasms: eeeee 😥

majack off: shirogane?

majack off: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: quick, everyone spam her

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

theosexual: @ shiroganetsumugi

tits n’ gasms: @ shiroganetsumugi

tits n’ gasms: @ shiroganetsumugi

nestle crunch: @ shiroganetsumugi

ultimate survivor? HA!: @ shiroganetsumugi

“onii-channn~~” is now online.

onii-channn~~: WHA

onii-channn~~: WHAT??!1? 😭

nestle crunch: uhhh idk

onii-channn~~: 

assASSain: Ignore him.

majack off: i just had a question

onii-channn~~: oh, sure thing

majack off: you said we’d all be put in living quarters together in the near future

majack off: when’s that happening, cuz i’m getting sick and tired of hospital food and the thin mattresses here :/

onii-channn~~: uhhhhmmmm iiiiidkkk 🤷‍♀️

onii-channn~~: i could ask junko-sama if u guys wann know

brojobs: PLEASE

tits n’ gasms: YES

*blub blub blub*: That’d be pretty nice

nestle crunch: fuck yeah

onii-channn~~: alrighty then :)

brojobs: don’t add her here

onii-channn~~: 

onii-channn~~: okay-

- DM’s between Enoshima Junko and Shirogane Tsumugi. -

bad bitch #53 : hey junko-sama?

bad bitch #53: @ enoshimajunko

“OG bad bitch” is now online.

OG bad bitch: yusssss?? :))

bad bitch #53: my friends are wondering when we’ll all be back together in a dormitory building

OG bad bitch: OHHHHH

OG bad bitch: yeah uhhhh

OG bad bitch: within the next 2 weeks is my guess lol

bad bitch #53: your guess?

bad bitch #53: don’t you kind of run everything here?

OG bad bitch: ehhhhh

OG bad bitch: i wish :(

OG bad bitch: there are a few higher ups above me, but i’m the og and favorite child so i get away with pretty much anything and have tonsss of privileges 😜

bad bitch #53: oh

bad bitch #53: wait what

OG bad bitch: anywasyyys

OG bad bitch: do you think i coulddd…??? ;)

bad bitch #53: no pls don’t, they’d hate me forever 😭

OG bad bitch: awww but they’re so fun to mess with…

OG bad bitch: especially the short purple guy

bad bitch #53: wha

bad bitch #53: ouma-san??

OG bad bitch: yeah that one

OG bad bitch: sometimes when i visit you, i go near his room and airdrop him random stuff for funsies

OG bad bitch: although recently he stopped accepting them :(

bad bitch #53: wtf are you sending him??

OG bad bitch: tiktoks :3

bad bitch #53: i mean, if they’re anything like the tiktoks you send me, i don’t blame him tbh

OG bad bitch: whattttt ur supposed to be on my side 😣

OG bad bitch: y’know… girls supporting girls <3

bad bitch #53: not when you send me videos of “skibidi toilet makeover” and cringy mha cosplay skits that make me die inside a little everytime i see bkdk in the caption

OG bad bitch: do you not like the videos i send you??? :(

bad bitch #53: 💀

bad bitch #53: bye

”bad bitch #53” went offline.

OG bad bitch: NO WAIT COME BACK

OG bad bitch: I HABE MORE VIDOEEOS-

- Group chat, ”welcome to hell” with 16 participants. -

onii-channn~~: heyyy i’m back

onii-channn~~: @ everyone

Saihara Shuichi, Hoshi Ryoma, Chabashira Tenko, Toujou Kirumi, and 11 others are now online.

*kaboom*: Oh Shirogane-san’s back!

hot topic galore: Anu updates?

ultimate survivor? HA!: what’s the news?

onii-channn~~: well, we’ll be here for two more weeks at eh most :)

tits n’ gasms: 2 WEEKS??!?!!

lesbam: what? 😢

brojobs: r u serious...?

nestle crunch: this is some bullshit if i’ve ever seen it >:(

onii-channn~~: 😐

fingering master: 2 weeks isn’t that bad guys c’mon

big fella: that’s okay :D

assASSain: Yeah, you guys are being dramatic.

assASSain: Two weeks isn’t going to kill you

mommy?: Harukawa-san is right,

*blub blub blub*: You could try to be more appreciative, it could’ve been more y’know.

tits n’ gasms: an what do you know about appreciating anything?

*blub blub blub*: 

*blub blub blub*: Eh, not much but you could at least still try. I did.

brojobs: y’know what?

brojobs: hoshi’s right, we shouldn’t lament about how long two weeks is, but try and be more positive and think about what we have to look forward to once the two weeks is over!

nestle crunch: ew, quit trying to be a knight in shining armor

brojobs: YOU quit being so damn negative all the time

brojobs: ur killing the vibe 💅

…

tits n’ gasms: What the fuck.

nestle crunch: ew oh god what, what the shit ew ☠️

lightly seasoned: Please do us all a favor and refrain from repeating that ever again.

hot topic galore: Uhhhhh

lesbam: you don’t deserve a keyboard

mommy?: I think that’s enough Momota-san.

majack off: someone pls take his phone privileges away…

ultimate survivor? HA!: 😅

big fella: what?

*kaboom*: Momota…

fingering master: ahahaha.. aha….

*blub blub blub*: Yeahhh, that’s not…

theosexual: :)

onii-channn~~: 🫤

brojobs: WHAT.

brojobs: harumaki…?

assASSain: 

assASSain: Never say that again.

brojobs: WTF WHY’S EVERYOEN  AGAINST  EM

brojobs: 😭

onii-channn~~: bc u said something cringe

brojobs: 

brojobs: this is not very coquette of you guys-

“brojobs” has been muted for 5 hours

reason: cringe assassination

Chapter Text

*—Z-, B-Z-, B-ZT, BZZT!, BZZT!!, BZZT!!!*

An annoying buzz fills Shuichi’s ears. Irritating. Morning light floods into the room through the blinds. Even more irritating. He remains in the exact same position, hoping that maybe if he ignored it, it would eventually stop.

*BZZT, BZZT!, BZZT!, BZZT!!, BZZT!!!*

Never mind. Shuichi groans, sitting up before opening his eyes and immediately being blinded my the sun. He bites back a curse as he rubs his eyes in an attempt to readjust to his bright surroundings. Ugh, what a pain.

*BZZT, BZZT!, BZZT!, BZZT!!, BZZT!!!*

Shut up. Without looking, Shuichi hand blindly fumbles around his nightstand for his obnoxiously loud alarm clock. Who would even want an alarm clock so loud? There was no way to make it quieter so Shuichi had been forced to simply put up with it for the better part of his stay. You’d think you would get used to it eventually, or at least that’s what Shuichi had hoped for. Yet with every passing morning, the infuriatingly loud clock’s alarm never became any less jarring. He was honestly tempted to just break it or throw it away.

Squinting, Shuichi looked around his room for a moment. It was very simple. A bed, a nightstand with an alarm clock and lamp, a bookshelf with a surprisingly wide variety in book genres, and a desk accompanied by a plain desk chair. An interior designers biggest nightmare at worst and a minimalist’s wet dream at best.

How long had they even been here for? It’s at least been a month- a month since the killing game simulation ended. Permanently. Shuichi was sure Team Danganronpa was pretty pissed about that, and good. He’s glad they are. Watching his friends die, being forced to point fingers at the same friends he thought he could trust, sending several of them off to their deaths. The entire situation was nothing but entirely traumatic. They were 16… Or at least they were made to believe that they were. Outside of the simulation in the real world, they had all been around 19, a select few being closer to turning 20 very soon. So at the very least the producers behind the show held SOME sense of morals, only allowing those above the age of 18 to join. It still didn’t make Shuichi feel any better about the whole thing though. Now, after finding out no one had actually died, they were being held against their will in a hospital owned by Danganronpa to help participants recover after their respective games. It’s not like the doctors, nurses, or therapists were actually doing all that much though. Shuichi didn’t fully trust any of them, and he was sure the others all felt the same way.

The others… He had all their phone numbers, and they all even had a group chat together, despite how messy and chaotic it would frequently get, it was nice talking to everyone again. Although they had all yet to see one another in person since the killing game. It was kind of depressing in a way. Despite talking with the others on a daily basis, Shuichi still felt isolated. Aside from the occasional doctor or nurse checking in, or Shuichi’s appointments with the therapist 3 times a week, he rarely had actual face-to-face human contact. Let alone physical contact. Shuichi often found himself feeling disconnected from the world around him, alienated from the rest of society in own his room, often with nothing to do other than read, color/draw, play games on his phone or text the others, or sit at his desk to eat the meals provided to him whenever they were delivered. They weren't allowed to use social media or video call anyone, not even each other. Sometimes Shuichi wondered what the others did all day when they weren't texting or in a therapy session, if they felt just as bored and alone as he did. Oh how Shuichi longed for physical human interaction again, to see the others again-

Wait. Shuichi threw the covers off of his lower half, being completely careless and nearly face planting after trying to get up from the bed so quickly. He rushed towards the calendar on his wall near the desk. The design was tacky, the calendar adorned with themes of Monokuma. Each month being a different variant of the robotic Headmaster from previous seasons of the show. It was the only thing hanging on any of the walls in his room and just stood out like a sore thumb. It was bright and colorful in contrast to the bland color pallet pre-chosen for the furniture in his room.

The 24th… 25th… 26th… the 27th- wait, the 27th? Shirogane had told everyone we'd probably be reintegrated as a collective group sometime within the next two weeks. Today marked exactly two weeks since that announcement.

*DING!*

Shuichi whirled his head around towards the source of the sound, his phone. H-his phone! Shuichi tripped and stumbled over his own feet in his rush to grab his phone from his nightstand to check his notifications, he prayed it was what he thought it was. He opened his text messages—

- Group chat, ”welcome to hell” with 16 participants. -

onii-channn~~: @ everyone

onii-channn~~: good morning!!

“majack off” is now online.

majack off: shut the fuck up

majack off: i'm triyng to sleep, it's still early

onii-channn~~: but it's important :(

mommy?: Don't worry Shirogane-san, we're listening.

majack off: i'm not

mommy?: Shut.

majack off: ooo scary, you typed in bold and italics oooohhh

majack off: piss off, i can do that too

mommy?: Wow, alright.

tits n' gasms: well damn flatpat, what's up ur ass this morning 🫤

onii-channn~~: uuhhhh guys?

majack off: <Replying to “tits n’ gasms”> oh shut up, at least I can actually sleep on my stomach comfortably and i don't have back pain

hot topic galore: wth guys… 💀

tits n' gasms: you

tits n' gasms: you're like

tits n' gasms: well

tits n' gasms: you have

tits n' gasms: s

tits n' gasms: SHUT UP.

brojobs: yeah, real articulate there iruma

majack off: <Replying to “tits n’ gasms”> LMAOOOO stay mad

tits n' gasms: @ chabashiratenko

tits n' gasms: GET UR LIL FIRECROTHC UNDER CONTROL

fingering master: her WHAT now?

*blub blub blub*: firecrotch ☠️

onii-channn~~: guys—

majack off: oh, she isn't gonna do anything

majack off: yk she'll immediately take my side

tits n' gasms: bitch

tits n' gasms: that's why you deadass built like little orphan annie the fuck

tits n' gasms: like are you even asian?

lightly seasoned: Actually, some Asians CAN be naturally born ginger, but it's incredibly rare.

nestle crunch: <Replying to “lightly seasoned”> 🤓

majack off: <Replying to “tits n’ gasms”> RACIST THAT'S RACIST ‼️🗣️🗣️

majack off: as sson as we get to have social meida, i'm canceling ur ass on twitter

tits n' gasms: WHA

tits n' gasms: NO

tits n' gasms: I'M NOT I SWEAR 😭

brojobs: iruma in her racist era?

ultimate survivor? HA!: LMAOOSKNDJS

tits n' gasms: STOPSPDOS

big fella: 🫣

assASSain: wow

assASSain: I can't believe Iruma would be so openly racist.

assASSain: That's crazy why would you do that Iruma oh my god you're so horrible and mean I can’t believe you would say that

ultimate survivor? HA!: HELSPPS NOT HARUKAWA JOINGON THE DOGPILE TOO 💀

onii-channn~~: oh my fucking god.

“theosexual” took a screenshot.

theosexual: the hoes gon love this one 😈

ultimate survivor? HA!: ANGHEI PELASEEEEDSJJFDSIOHF

onii-channn~~: UHHH GUYS??

“lesbam” is now online.

lesbam: someone tell me why i can hear amami's bitchass laughing thtough the walls >:(

ultimate survivor? HA!: HELSAPPSNC I CNAY P;ELASE

nestle crunch: <Replying to “lesbam”> bc DR cheap asf so this hospital has thin ass walls

lesbam: why tf u laugh like a squeegee bottle? ☠️ @ amamirantaro

onii-channn~~: GODDAMMIT GUYS OH MY GOD.

Everyone has been muted.

reason: SILENCE.

onii-channn~~: EVERYONE STFU I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT

Everyone has been unmuted.

tits n' gasms: 😭

onii-channn~~: okay, sorry about that

onii-channn~~: i have GREAT news though!

brojobs: nahh bro, the immediate switch up is crazy

assASSain: Momota be quiet.

brojobs: Yes ma'am.

nestle crunch: 💀

nestle crunch: ohhh she’s definitely pegs you doesn’t she…?

mommy?: Go on…

onii-channn~~: chat… it's time to pack ur shit

onii-channn~~: we're getting moved into new living quarters 🤩

silence…

lesbam: RAHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOO

brojobs: YESSSS

*blub blub blub*: About time, jesus christ

tits n' gasms: LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOO//

fingering master: YAYYY

nestle crunch: this is a certified "Big win" moment

theosexual: <Replying to “nestle crunch”> BIG WINNNN 🥳

big fella: <Replying to “nestle crunch”> BIG WIN! :D

nestle crunch: YEAHHH BIG WINNNN!!!

majack off: YEAAAAAaaaa i'm going to sleep now okay bye

“majack off” went offline.

assASSain: Mood

hot topic galore: understandable honestly

mommy?: <Replying to “onii-chann~~”> What time today?

onii-channn~~: 11:30am

onii-channn~~: so y'all have an hour and a half to prepare before they call you from your rooms individually

brojobs: wait individually??

onii-channn~~: ermmm yeah, you're all being driven there separately to avoid potential conflict

onii-channn~~: dw tho, we'll up end up in the same place so we'll see each other then :3

fingering master: alright, sounds like a plan!

mommy?: I know most of us don't have all that much in terms of personal items at the moment, but everyone should still try and pack anything of yours that's of value or you need. Understood?

hot topic galore: Alright :)

TBC

Chapter Text

Shuichi sat at the very edge of his bed, his right foot repeatedly tapping against the cold tile floor. Eyes wide and darting about, he nervously fixed his gaze on the alarm clock across the room. He had been staring at it for the past hour, and it read 11:40. By this time, he was certain a few of his friends had already been called out and taken away in the transport vans at this point. His eyes glanced over to the suitcase by the door. It had been brought to him by a nurse only an hour ago, packed with his minute possessions. He had nothing left to do except wait for a doctor or nurse to come get him from his room.

Shuichi had been so excited- he’d been looking forward to finally leaving this claustrophobic, off-white hellhole and seeing everyone again for the first time in forever. So he just couldn’t understand why he was so scared. He could FEEL his heartbeat palpitating in his fingertips, sweat pooling in the palms of his hands, he was a nervous wreck. Shuichi couldn’t understand- why was he so nervous all of a sudden? C’mon on, I mean- it’s not like he was about to be reunited with the same people whose faces, corpses, and screams of pain and pleading had been haunting his nightmares for the better part of the last two and a half months-! …Oh wait.

Shuichi groaned loudly, rubbing his temples in an attempt to soothe his ever-increasing headache. It was as though his head was about to burst- although maybe that would be a preferable alternative to facing the same people he condemned to death or was unable to save.

*DING!*

The sudden ding of his phone startled Shuichi for a brief moment. But it was quickly replaced by a sense of relief. Finally, a distraction from his overwhelming thoughts. He unlocked his phone and opened his messages, a hopeful expectation in his eyes as he waited to see who had texted him.

- DM’s between Akamatsu Kaede and Saihara Shuichi. -

piano freak: @ saiharashuichi

piano freak: Hey Saihara :)

piano freak: Wyd rn?

“bi-myself” is now online.

bi-myself: Hi Akamatsu-san

bi-myself: Not much, I’m still waiting for one of the nurses to come get me

piano freak: Ah

piano freak: I just got picked up a few minutes ago

bi-myself: Is it nice outside?

piano freak: I didn’t get to stay outside for very long before I was forced to get into the car, but the sun and fresh air for about 5 minutes was amazing

piano freak: I really wanna open the window to look outside but the driver said no :(

bi-myself: Aw

piano freak: How’re you feeling though?

bi-myself: I’m doing fine

piano freak: Don’t lie to me >:(

piano freak: My “my friend is in distress and needs me” senses were tingling

bi-myself: Wha

bi-myself: So an empath?

piano freak:

piano freak: Shut up

piano freak: Okay but seriously though, what’s on your mind?

bi-myself: Umm

piano freak: C’mon :)

bi-myself: Idk it’s just

bi-myself: Hhhgnhggnshahsjska

bi-myself: Y’know-?

piano freak: Uhhhhhh

piano freak: No 💀

bi-myself: Shhiiittt…

bi-myself: I’m just nervous is all I guess

piano freak: Don’t be

bi-myself: …

bi-myself: …andddd?

piano freak: And what?

bi-myself: Is there more or?

piano freak: Uh 😀

bi-myself: Wow, great advice

piano freak: Cries

piano freak: Sorry I’m just a lil overwhelmed at the moment

piano freak: It’s nice being outside again but I’m so used to the quiet and reaaalllyyy dull hospital color palette and everything’s so bright and loud and it’s making me feel overstimulated to the point it’s kinda hard to focus

piano freak: I’m tryna think of something else to say but I’m deadass struggling rn ☠️

bi-myself: Oh-

bi-myself: Sorry :(

piano freak: No it's okay, it's not your fault

piano freak: Also who the hell is blowing up my phone in the gc

bi-myself: Uhh

piano freak: Pls excuse me for a moment…

- Group chat, ”welcome to hell” with 16 participants. -

theosexual: @ akamatsukaede

theosexual: @ akamatsukaede

theosexual: @ akamatsukaede

theosexual: @ akamatsukaede

“fingering master” is now online.

fingering master: OH MY GOD WHAT

fingering master: WHAT DO YOU WANT 😭

theosexual: ehe

brojobs: We're all giving updates on whether or not we're been picked up yet :D

fingering master: I mean, yeah I have-

fingering master: But I was having a meaningful conversation with Saihara-kun wtf

brojobs: Oh

brojobs: Well too bad

brojobs: Speaking of Saihara

brojobs: @ saiharashuichi

”hot topic galore” is now online.

hot topic galore: Yeah yeah, I'm here :/

mommy?: Have you been called for yet Saihara-san?

hot topic galore: Not yet, no

hot topic galore: I’m still waiting in my room

assASSain: I just got picked up like a minute ago.

assASSain: I think my driver is scared of me to be entirely honest.

nestle crunch: LMAOOO mine hates me already

nestle crunch: i’ve just been asking “Are we there yet?” every two minutes and i think she wants to launch me into traffic now

tits and ‘gasms: i would too tbh

nestle crunch: i’m yanking you by your dead ends as soon as i see you

tits and ‘gasms: hold on lemme get you a step stool

nestle crunch: ON SIGHT.

*blub blub blub*: I'm afraid I chuckled a little

nestle crunch: STFUUUUUUUUUU

tits and 'gasms: ahhh you maddd

“onii-channn~~” is now online.

onii-channn~~: get ur ass online right tf now @ amamirantaro

”ultimate survivor? HA!” is now online.

ultimate survivor? HA!: 😭

ultimate survivor? HA!: I DON'T WANNA GO

lesbam: wtf is happening rn

onii-channn~: STOP GIVIGN THE DOCTORS AND NURSES A HARD TIME FOR THE KOVE FO GOD AND GET IN THE CAR

fingering master: What?

brojobs: Huh??!?!

hot topic galore: Wait

hot topic galore: OHHHH- yeah, I forgot rantaro is like- scared of vehicles and cars or something

ultimate survivor? HA!: I HATE THEM.

majack off: how tf you scared of cars??

majack off: did mf lightning mcqueen traumatize you as a kid or some shit??

brojobs: Wait wait wait

brojobs: @ harukawamaki

assASSain: Yes?

brojobs: Heheheh

brojobs: Are you lightning?

lesbam: oh my god… 💀

brojobs: Cuz ur mah queen… 👸

brojobs: 👍

*kaboom*: What

big fella: Uh

lightly seasoned: A little bit of my soul just died on the inside after hearing that.

onii-channn~~: I hate you all

"onii-channn~~" is now offline.

brojobs: harumaki?? 😃

assASSain: I think I might’ve just lost all feelings with that sentence alone.

brojobs: WH

nestle crunch: LMFAOAOKSHSHS

theosexual: HAHAHAHA

tits and ‘gasms: STOP

*blub blub blub*: Swear I just heard the sound of Momota’s ego deflating

*blub blub blub*: Went “phhhffhfffhhhhphap”

fingering master: FUCKK MY DRIVER IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR CUZ I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

assASSain: That’s embarrassing.

brojobs: STOP

brojobs: YOU GUYS SUCK.

brojobs: ALL OF YOU

assASSain: Oh, so I suck now?

hot topic galore: Oh boy

theosexual: rip momota ahahaha!!

brojobs: Wait what did i say?

nestle crunch: i thought you liked her momota that’s so cruel how could you say that oh my god

majack off: yeah ur so mean now she hates you forever

brojobs: WAIT HUH

brojobs: NO MAKI PLS

assASSain: Wowww…

assASSain: I guess you don’t like me anymore

assASSain: I’m going to go cry now

"assASSain" is now offline.

brojobs: I WAS LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH YOU

brojobs: WHAT MORE DONYOU WNAT?!??

brojobs: MAKI 😭

"brojobs" is now offline.

lightly seasoned: Damn,

fingering master: Crazyyyy

lightly seasoned: Also side note- being scared of cars is ridiculous.

ultimate survivor? HA!: MAN.

"onii-channn~~" is now online.

ultimate survivor? HA!: this is why you have a receding hairline bitch

lesbam: i audibly gasped…

fingering master: I CAN’T STOP PLEAHZ

fingering master: I JUST MADE THE MOST INHUMANE NOISE POSSIBLE IDK IF IT WAS A WHEEZE, SNORT, ME GASPING FOR AIR, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE

hot topic galore: Akamatsu 😭

onii-channn~~: I'm going to kill myself

onii-channn~~: Why is “this is why you have a receding hairline bitch” the first thing i see when i get back on??

nestle crunch: lmaooo like ur hairline’s any better

onii-channn~~: I will boil your teeth and pour the subsequent tea down your ass you piece of shit

hot topic galore: WH

hot topic galore: WHAT

tits and ‘gasms: SOUNDS KINKY, I'M IN!!

theosexual: ANGIE JUST SNORTED SO LOUD PLEASE

nestle crunch: oh uh

nestle crunch: um

nestle crunch: 😀

majack off: wait where’d kiyo go?

lightly seasoned: Still recovering…

*kaboom*: Still?

lightly seasoned: Yes.

ultimate survivor? HA!: good

lightly seasoned: I will reattach your foreskin with a rusty stapler…

big fella: Very concerned

*blub blub blub*: Glad we can both agree on that

majack off: oh please don't act like ur better than everyone here

majack off: we're ALL mentally unstable

*blub blub blub*: Never said I wasn't

ultimate survivor? HA!: i mean, technically i'm better off than majority of you guys in terms of mental state

lesbam: Bitch you're scared of cars

ultimate survivor? HA!: i swear to god man…

theosexual: It makes sense tho!

theosexual: Rantarou died first and instantly, so he didn't have a slow and painful death and never had to bear witness to an execution! He was also only around for the first motive meaning he didn't get to bear the anguish of the video motive, see the outside world, OR go through the final trial like some of the others did! :D

big fella: That's probably a good thing

big fella: Gonta wouldn't want Amami-kun to go through all the very bad things from the killing game

onii-channn~~: I mean, that is true

onii-channn~~: But he also went through TWO killing games, remember that

ultimate survivor? HA!: eh, i don't remember anything from season 52 so i'm not really bothered by it

fingering master: That's good I guess

onii-channn~~: Oh that reminds me, I need to talk to you guys once we all get to the building

mommy?: About?

onii-channn~~: You'll have to wait

nestle crunch: OH MY GOD KILL ME

"assASSain" is now online.

assASSain: Gladly.

nestle crunch: no

nestle crunch: NO NO NO NO

*blub blub blub*: Uhhhh

*blub blub blub*: You good?

nestle crunch: SHUT THE FUCK YP

nestle crunch: I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

majack off: what is bro going on about

tits and ‘gasms: hopefully his driver snapped and threw his ass into oncoming traffic

nestle crunch: i hope you fall out a 10th story window and a brick hits yo fatass on the way down

tits and ‘gasms: i will fuck your ass with a cheese grater

fingering master: MIU WHAT

tits and ‘gasms: SHUT THE FUCK UP COCKSUCKER

fingering master: i-

fingering master: okay

nestle crunch: TSUMUGI WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SLUT JUNKO TRYING TO PRIVATELY DM ME

nestle crunch: AND WHY CAN'T I BLOCK HER NUMBER

lightly seasoned: Oh my

onii-channn~~: sorry

onii-channn~~: she's what now?

majack off: that's crazy work tbh

majack off: also i don't really care

ultimate survivor? HA!: the shade is absolutely wild

nestle crunch: OHMYOGD WHY IS SHE SENDING ME LINKS TO WATTPAD FICS????

ultimate survivor? HA!: not wattpad bro…

tits and 'gasms: yeah could've at least been ao3

hot topic galore: This is all making my head spin

onii-channn~~: OHNO.

onii-channn~~: WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THOSE.

tits and ‘gasms: no you should totally read them

"mommy?" is now online.

mommy?: Miu when we all get picked up and arrive at our destination, I swear to god…

lesbam: kirumi's on the hunt y'all

fingering master: girl really said "It's on sight" 👊

*blub blub blub*: gonna finesse miu's ass

ultimate survivor? HA!: frfr

tits and ‘gasms: god i'm wet

hot topic galore: What the fuck.

majck off: yeah ew, keep that to yourself

nestle crunch: i'm actually gonna crash tf out

nestle crunch: i can't block her number

nestle crunch: well i can but it isn't stopping her messages from coming in

nestle crunch: i think my shit is broken

onii-channn~~: just ignore her please

onii-channn~~: trust me you don't want to read those

tits and 'gasms: nah but i do

tits and 'gasms: send them over bro

lightly seasoned: Wattpad, how truly despicable…

lightly seasoned: Nothing but a crude mockery of what real literature should be.

majack off: <Replying to kiyo> ☝️🤓

lightly seasoned: I should have you flayed and slow roasted.

onii-channn~~: ngl himiko does seem like the type of person to read those wattpad books where y/n who obviously isn't like other girls gets sold off to either a family of hot vampires, the band one direction, or harry styles by their abusive mother

majack off: ong you get me bro 🙏

onii-channn~~: never said i liked those those fics but okay

nestle crunch: liar

onii-channn~~: i will draw you pregnant don't play with me

mommy?: Oh.

fingering master: OKAYYYYY

nestle crunch:

*Kokichi is now offline.*

lesbam: WHAT?????

*blub blub blub*: I'm so done.

"blub blub blub" is now offline.

ultimate survivor? HA!: kokichi finally stopped tweaking just to start spiraling again immediately 😭

big fella: Kokichi never get a break does he?

tits and 'gasms: LMAO nope

assASSain: Jesus fuck.

"brojobs" is now online.

brojobs: <Replying to Tsumugi> What.