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2024-07-16
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Nene Kusanagi wouldnt have missed. And she kills kirk too

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Summary:

nene kills trump and then kills kirk

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Nene sat on the rooftop of a building with her pew pew in hand, aiming it for Donald John Trump. "Go Nene-Chan!!!!" Emu screeched, thankfully no kne heard her due to the loudness of the crowd "SHHH your gonna get us caught!!" "Right sorry!!"

She re aimed her gun, aiming it directly for his head, which should be an instant kill, she had experience in shooting from her shooting games, this shouldn't be too hard. Though she was still nervous.

Disregarding her worries, She lined her eye up with the eyeglass thing and shot. BANG Trump fell to the ground, screams erupted from the crowd, Nene quickly shoved the gun into her bag, before grabbing Emu and running off to the hotel Rui and Tsukasa were currently at, which Emu had reserved of course..

"You guys do it?" Tsukasa quickly asked right after Nene closed the door, "Yea!! Nene shot and it went Pew! And orange man fell to the ground and everyone started screaming!!" Emu exclaimed. "good... now, we should make our leave, afterall we dont want to be caught... orange blooded~" Rui joked, and then they left for japan, not raising any suspicion

Chapter 2: kirk dies

Notes:

hehe part 2... edited the last chapter a bit too soo

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Nene was watching the debater from afar, waiting for emu to finish writing some messages on the casing of the bullets.  This was her 2nd assassination of a U.S political figure, her first one being that Trump guy last year. She was nervous, but after countless reassurances from the other wxs members, she was ready.

 

"Nene-chan~!  im done!!"  Emu whisper yelled as to not raise suspicion, and Nene looked over to her,  "great, whatd you write on them anyway?"  she asked the pink haired girl, who just giggled.  Nene sighed and read the engravings,  'hey facist! catch!'  'if you read this youre gay' 'notices bulge, OwO whats this?'  '↑→↓↓↓' and the lyrics to bella ciao.  Nene had to stop herself from bursting out laughing, Emu eyes lit up before grabbing one of them,  "use this one!" the girl again whisper yelled, showing the 'noticies bulge, OwO whats this?' engraving.

 

Nene giggled before nodding and loading the bullet into the rifle before turning around and aiming at the man who was currently going on about school shooting, as Nene adjusted her aim, she also listened to his conversation, wanting to find the most ironic timing to shoot.

 

"Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?" Nene questioned what even brought that question up as she wasn't paying attention before, but whatever.

 

"Too many." Nene laughed, she could almost feel emu trying not to laugh behind her, as if there were that many trans shooters, now Nene wasnt too caught up on american news, but from a bit she did hear about school shootings, (which she questioned why the government even let that happen, and then found out some idiots like this debater guy thought that childrens lives were 'necessary sacrifices' so they could own guns??)  there were hardly any trans shooters compared to cis ones.

 

"In America, its 5." Way more than there should be, but compared to all the other shootings america has had, thats a small number, Nene thought.

 

"Now, 5 is a lot, right, Im going to give you some credit,  but do you know how many mass shooters theres been in America over the last 10 years?"  "wonder how he'll respond to that" Nene whispered to her girlfriend, who was now watching out for anyone who might see them on the roof, she didn't reply, but did giggle some more.

 

"counting or not counting gang violence?"  What?  Nene thought as she had enough of this and pulled the trigger, BANG less than a second passing before kirk was shot and fell to the ground, and the 2 girls were booking it, quickly hiding the gun and disappearing into the crowd that was currently in a panic, none of them knowing the cause of this were 2 teenage girls from japan.

 

they laughed as they ran back to the hotel where Rui and Tsukasa were waiting for them.

 

"Hey, you think that guys now officially the first person to die of cringe?"  Nene jokingly said, thinking back to the bullet Emu engraved with 'notices bulge, OwO whats this?" that was currently in the mans neck.  "Hehe! Nene-chans funny..  but youre right! And i guess we- or more of you-  did prove him wrong!!"  Emu joked back, referencing his tour he was on called "prove me wrong", Nene laughed and then saw the hotel that Emu had once again reserved for the 4, though it was different than last time.

 

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the 2 girls entered to see Rui and Tsukasa watching the news together, laughing as the culprits of the assassination that was all over the news walked into the room.

 

"i see you were successful once again, our dear sharpshooter."  Rui said as the girls sat onto the couch.

 

"yep!!  Nene-chan was soso cool!" Emu exclaimed, hugging nene.  "Im sure she was!!  I wouldn't expect less from our diva!" The blonde boy added, Nenes face went red at the attention.

 

"shut up..  i wouldn't have been able to do it without you guys..." She said quietly, but loud enough for them to hear.

 

"aw Nene-chan!" Emu giggles before kissing the other girl, who was surprised for a moment but then returned the kiss. Rui giggled, then gave Tsukasa a quick kiss aswell

 

the group chatted for a bit, then the next morning they were flying back to japan, and no one outside of their group would ever know that the true culprits behind both donald trump and charlie kirks deaths were a group of teenagers with no experience but one girls video game experiences

Notes:

if u read this when it came out youll notcid i removed the miku taking over the world parts... i couldnt figyre out how to tie in kirks death so i just removed it.. i might add it back later