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Tsukasa trembled as he brought the blunt up to his lips, taking another hit as he watched the smoke fill the room. He was currently on his…he actually didn’t even remember how many blunts he had gone through by this point.
Rui had just suddenly broke into his house and room after school, his backpack filled to the brim with weed. Not even in a bag or anything, just all of that shit loose in there. Tsukasa swore he could taste whatever dirt had been accumulating in that bag in his blunt right now.
”Tsukasa’s not even sharing, how cruel…” Rui whined as he stared up at the ceiling, counting the tremendous amounts of glow in the dark stars that had been stuck up there. Tsukasa rolled his eyes and grabbed a handful of weed from the bag before throwing it in the face of his boyfriend/best friend/man he kissed on more than just a few occasions.
”You said you didn’t want any. So how are you even like…high right now?” Tsukasa himself was extremely delirious, raising an eyebrow at the man next to him as he leaned his head back against his bed’s headboard.
”Oh, I’ve just been eating it.”
…
”You fucking what?!- Does that even work?…” Tsukasa took another hit of his blunt, practically wheezing as he exhaled the smoke. He could feel his lungs deteriorating with the sheer amount of weed he has smoked in the past hour, and it was lowkey fucking awesome. He loved lung cancer. He suddenly wondered if Rui liked his men both muscular and with lung cancer.
”I mean I guess it does, it tastes like the grass my grandma used to grow in our backyard before she suddenly disappeared one day.” Rui hummed as he pulled out a spoon from who the fuck knows where and started consuming weed out of the bag by the spoonful. Tsukasa stared for a while before making a new blunt, putting his old one in the pile he had on his nightstand.
”Rui. I think your grandma was growing weed.” Tsukasa muttered as he rubbed his eyes, which were redder than the bottom of his foot after getting a third degree burn from trying to stand on the stove for a stunt but he forgot he had turned it on to make instant noodles, which he forgot the pan, water, seasoning and noodles for. He’s had severe gay thoughts ever since.
”And she didn’t even give me any? She’s so fake.” Rui had ate the spoon itself by that point, now opting for grabbing it with his hands again. Tsukasa inhaled again, his throat felt so dry that anytime he tried to swallow he would end up gagging and couldn’t even breathe. It was so cool.
”Wait. Didn’t you say your grandma died before you were even born?” Tsukasa raised his eyebrow again, but he never unraised it from the last time he raised it so now it was extra raised. Rui shrugged as he finished counting the ceiling stars. Not because he found out the exact number, but because he ended up losing count and somehow ended up with 271 which seemed a bit unrealistic. Tsukasa definitely had more than that.
”Oh yeah I guess she did do that, huh? So then who was the random old lady who broke into my backyard everyday?” Rui spoke with a mouth full of weed. He really didn’t act much different when he was high on 37 pounds of weed. Maybe he really did smoke, or eat a 24 ounce Arizona Ice Tea can’s worth of weed every day before going to super preppy omega gay school like Nene said. Of course, Tsukasa would never tell him that he was an alpha. He was waiting until he got lung cancer and they were both forced to leave the country where they’ll get married and live in a cute cottage core home that eventually gets set on fire by Hatsune Miku because she hates gay people, before ascending once again to kiss her girlfriends orange girl and tuna enthusiast the 63rd.
“I don’t know bud. Are you the one who killed her?” Tsukasa was running out of Persona 5 volume 12 manga pages to make his blunts with, so like Rui, he had to resort to eating it with his hands.
”Nah, I saw her take a bite out of the grass she grew and she just kinda collapsed. No one ever came to pick her up so I think she deteriorated in my yard. It’s good for the soil at least.”
”Cool. Anyways, wanna make out because we’re homies and we have socks on so it’s totally not gay?”
”Hell yeah bro.” Rui swallowed another mouthful of weed before leaning in to passionately make out with Tsukasa, the totally not gay homo energy being strong enough to power his music box that played Tondemo Wonderz low quality for 88 hours without any way to stop it.
”I love you bro.”
”I love you too bro.”
It was so straight and not gay that even Donald Trump and Joe Biden were impressed by how straight they were, they were the biggest RuiKasa shippers known to man and had a secret underground cult of RuiKasa shippers who would wake up everyday at 1:12 A.M every day and blast KING at their local 7/11 until they were able to spread the word and worship of RuiKasa to the pedestrians. The cult was slowly becoming one of the largest and most powerful groups in the world, but neither Rui or Tsukasa knew that because the cult was in fucking America. Vancouver to be specific. It all started when that one dude pissed on the floor during Miku Expo who actually turned out to be a RuiKasa fan, so other RuiKasa fans started doing it too and it caused everyone to get so fucking diseased and sick that they had to put the whole country on lockdown until they could arrest every RuiKasa fan.
”Your muscles are so hot bro.” Rui said in a very straight way.
”I know bro.” Tsukasa replied in a very not straight way.
And they made out until GTA 6 came out.