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If you see any typos, js know it's bc I rushed while making this.

☆ Jake :

Full name: Jacob Brandon Sterling.

Bg: He was born in Indianapolis, Indiana. He moved to Orlando, Florida, when he was nine because of his mother's work. He was bullied for his musical dreams. He didn't bother standing up to himself. Then, he proceeded to use three of his friends for the sake of not letting himself such as bullying happen to him again, so he bullied people who were just like him. He finally stopped and forgot about the friends he used. <333

Family: Unnamed mom, Milo Sterling. He had a dad (Ashton Sterling) until he got exposed to selling drugs. Mom wanted nothing to do with him.

Nationalities: British and American .

Languages: English.

Random: His first favorite artist was Justin Bieber.

☆ Hailey :

Full name: Hailey Grace Austin.

Bg: Hailey was born and raised in Orlando, Florida. She had both her parents at first, and then her mother passed away when she was seven years old. Hailey's mom was important to her, so she was gifted a star clip before her passing. Her father got together with another woman, who is supposedly Zander's mum. Their parents got married a year after they met.

Family: Michael Austin, Jane Austin (Deseaced), Shannon Wickham (Stepmom), Zander Wickham (Stepbrother), and Bethany Wickham (Half-sister).

Nationalities: White and Serbian.

Languages: English.

Random: She used to make Kandi bracelets in elementary and middle school.

☆ Drew :

Full name: Andrew Drea Blight (not a toh reference).

Bg: Drew was born in the Philippines. He sadly moved to Valparaiso, Indiana, when he was five because his father was given a huge job opportunity. He and his dad are from the Philippines while his mother and sister were from Columbia. Drew met Luke in Indiana. Their parents thought it was a good idea to live together in one big estate. They moved again when the two were eight. They met Zander in third grade, then Hailey in fourth grade (the same year Drew's mom passed away). Dreazella, Drew's older sister, became a popular rockstar at the time. In sixth grade, Drew and Zander started dating, which was also the same year Drew and Lia met. In seventh grade, Dreazella died due to a horrible incident, Drew was mortified and traumatized for the rest of his life since she was an important figure to him. She taught him everything he knew. Hailey, Luke, and Zander started a music club the same time his sister passed, so this sorta gave him intrusive thoughts. Drew may or may not have snapped about it, which led him toward more anger when Hailey fought back. Luke and Zander defended Hailey, Zander broke up with Drew, and Drew saw no hope in humanity after that. Hailey, Luke, and Zander drop Drew. Drew found Henry and Liam and befriended them. He became friends with Zoey. Zoey related to the same issues as Drew, so they decided to fake a date until Zoey broke their friendship. Jake is hardly Drew's memory bc he mattered that little to him after the drakeup. Oh yeah, and Drew is now dating Henry and Liam bc yes.

Family: Zachary Blight, Mariana Blight (deceased), Dreazella Blight (deceased).

Nationalities: Filipino, Columbian, Black.

Languages: Tagalog, Spanish, and English.

Random: Drew secretly joined a supernatural club with Sadie. The school barely knows about it, and they would rather not have the school know.

☆ Zander :

Full name: Alexander Lee Wickham.

Bg: Zander was born in London, UK. His parents were deemed innocent at first, but then after the divorce, he realized how awful they both were. He swore they were good people, but then he slowly noticed over the years how emotionally abusive they were toward him. His father left after he swore Zander he'd stay with him. He moved to Orlando, Florida, in third grade. He met Drew and Luke. He met Hailey outside of school because of his mom. He acted a little distantly toward Hailey and Michael. The year after, his mom and stepfather got married. He tried to be nice to Hailey, which later led to him being protective, even if Hailey didn't return the favor. His mother only cares about his little and older sisters, and she only nags at her child when it's necessary. Zander is the lost child, obviously, due to being the middle child. The only people who truly see him are Luke and Milly. He and Luke started dating after about five years of crushing on each other.

Family: Darien Wickham (biological father), Shannon Wickham (mum), Micheal Austin (stepdad), Hailey Austin (stepsister), and Bethany Wickham (Half-sister).

Nationalities: British and Welsh (technically white, lol).

Languages: English.

Random: Most of his classes are AP.

☆ Henry :

Full name: Henry Cleo Aydin (Formally Yilmaz).

Bg: Henry was born in Kyoto, Japan. So, Henry's biological father died on his way to see Henry and his twin sister, Hana (OC Created by HomelessHarper), would be born. Three years after their birth, their biological mother didn't want to take care of them anymore, so she just left them on the streets. I know. Sad. Some strangers found them in the streets and took them to an orphanage. Henry adapted to the fact he felt unworthy of anything. Even when he and Hana got adopted at the age of eight, he still felt worthless, which explains his troubled apathy in the show. They moved to Florida the same year they were adopted. His first actual friend was Liam. He hated being around other kids, and quite frankly, he would flip them off. He didn't have time for their shit. He befriended Drew after he explored his weeaboo side. Oh, and she started crushing on Lia because she was the first girl to actually not be a bitch to him?! Or so he thought. Anyway, he's dating Drew n Liam now!!

Family: Kyo Yilmaz (biological father), Naomi Yilmaz (biological mother), Isamu Aydin (adoptive father), Demir Aydin (adoptive father), Hana Aydin (twin sister).

Nationalities: Japanese and Turkish.

Languages: Japanese and English.

Random: Henry watches the most fucked up animes because he likes traumatizing himself !!

☆ Luke :

Full name: Luke Brenda Peterson.

Bg: Luke was born in Katowice, Poland. He learned English at a fast pace and moved to Indiana at the age of five. His parents decided to move in with a wealthy couple, and that's how he met Drew and Dreazella. He gave Drew his nickname since he didn't exactly like his real name at the time. Luke has two younger twin sisters he used to take care of with his parents. He looked up to them when it should've been the other way around. His father would always encourage him to work like a man. Luke and Drew moved to Florida in third grade. He met the love of this life, then Hailey, so they were in a quad at some time. By the end of sixth grade, Luke realized how fucking gay he was, but he also thought girls were hot. He came out as pansexual to his family. His parents didn't appreciate it meanwhile his sisters stood in awe. Luke and his father got into a physical, abusive fight whilst the women hid somewhere. His grandma from Poland found out, so she flew to America to defend her grandson. The father finally decided to move back to Poland, and took the rest of the family with him, but Luke. All in all, Luke got disowned. His grandma had custody of him. He lost Drew after Zander and Hailey dropped him, so a big part of his life died, and now his life only depends on Zander. His grandma died unexpectedly, so he's an orphan. Yay!

Family: Andrzej Peterson (Biological father), Maja Peterson (biological mother), Celia Peterson (biological sister #1), Selena Peterson(biological sister #2), Agatha Peterson (grandmother, deceased).

Nationalities: Polish.

Languages: Polish and English.

Random: Celia and Selena made Luke's scarf, so he keeps it as a memory of them.

☆ Liam :

Full name: Liam Danielle Blanchet.

Bg: Liam was born in Marseille, France. Growing up, he was often bullied due to his poor speech and neurodivergence. He kind of saw no hope in humanity. The only person keeping his sanity was his younger sister, Lavern (three year gap). His parents divorced when he was seven, but they stayed being friends. He moved to Florida when he was twelve due to religious and population purposes with his mum. His father still lives in France. He met Henry the same year he moved. He befriended Drew after he said he was gonna turn out hating them because deep down, he knew Drew was actually going to fall in love with them, whether platonic or not. He started telling people about his flirty crushes on older women, and this caused him to become perverted. In truth, he doesn't like women and he hates what he's done to himself. Luckily, he's dating Henry and Drew now !!

Family: Laurent Blanchet (Dad), Antoinette Blanchet (Mum), Lavern Blanchet (Sister).

Nationalities: French.

Languages: French and English. He knew Spanish at some point, but he forgor. Skill Issue.

Random: His favorite artists are 6arleyhuman and asteria.

☆ Milly :

Full name: Millicent Addison Brooks.

Bg: Milly was born in Florida, USA. Her mom died at a younger age, but she continued lying to people, saying she still had both of them. She used to be a defenseless girl, but her dad eventually started a gym. She started working out with him, nothing to do with defending and fighting, but exercising. She did find her way to fight with it, though. So when Zoey of them began bullying her, she found a way to prove herself just how strong she is. Hailey taught her how to accept the fact he only had one parent, and Milly shouldn't feel any less just for having one. Milly finally moved on with the fact her mom is gone and brushes it off.

Family: Brian Brooks (Dad) and Lillie Brooks (Mom).

Nationalities: White, German, and Canadian.

Languages: English.

Random: She knows the whole lyrics to, "I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is."

☆ Lia :

Full name: (Dead name) Liana (Dead Middle Name) Everett.

Bg: Lia was born in Florida, USA. She used to be a boy, but she was transitioning in the either grade, the same year she met Drew. She had bottom surgery a year later. She befriended Hailey. They went girl shopping together, and Michael and her mom wpukd often do her hair. She bumped into Zoey, turning her back on Hailey, along with Drew because yes. She lowkey likes Henry, but she has to act like she doesn't because the whole school thinks she's capable of someone else. Even so, her home life is rather questionable. Her parents constantly argue whilst she has a little baby sister. The baby is the only thing keeping the family stable. She had an older brother, but he passed away after an attempt of running away from home. Yeah, that wasn't fun to bare.

Family: Senney Everett (Dad), Courtney Everett (Mom), Sean Everett (Brother #1), Austin Everett (Brother #2, deceased), Abria Everett (Sister).

Nationalities: Nigerian and Kenyan.

Languages: English

Random: Her father still uses her dead name. People such as Drew, Henry, Hailey, and Zoey get awfully pissed when they hear him say it.

☆ Sean :

Full name: Sean Emmet Everett.

Bg: Sean has the same background as Lia, except he never had to play a fake act, and he's cis. He simply applies as himself, and he is twins with the brother who passed. He is expected to be a role model in the family, but he refuses for the way his parents act. He barely gets any attention because his parents hate each other more than they love him and his siblings. He would often act off and run off just like Lia because their parents won't notice. At some point, he was a himbo for a few years until his dad made him stop and took all his stash as punishment. That's how Sean got broke. Worst punishment ever ong.

Family: Senney Everett (Dad), Courtney Everett (Mom), Austin Everett (Brother, deceased), Lia Everett (Sister #1), Abria Everett (Sister #2).

Nationalities: Nigerian and Kenyan.

Languages: English.

Random: Austin was older than Sean.

☆ Zoey :

Full name: Zoey Chienelle Whitlock.

Bg: Zoey was born in Hollywood. Her family grew fame when she was a baby. She was a model at not even 5 months old. The older she got, the more her family's fame decreased. The public only liked Zoey when she was a little girl. While Zoey was in the modeling industry, she was taught to be rude and chaotic. Other ladies taunted her until she became who she is today. Nobody liked Zoey anymore when she was five. Her parents began calling her names as they grew broke due to Zoey's appearance. Their parents solved this by making another child, a year passes, and now Zoey has a little brother, Bronson. Bronson was gaining the same attention just like Zoey. As both Zoey and Bronson got older, their parents became broke once more. The father didn't feel like getting a new job, so he attempted to have at it with his wife, but she refused. Zoey's and Bronson's parents fought the same night. Bronson's fake ass friends happen to spend the night when this occurred. One of them recorded the fight, and published it on the school's community web page. Bronson got bullied the next day. Part of the audio said something that had to with Bronson being a menace to his mom when he had his modeling career. Everyone assumed this meant he mistreated his mom, so they all harassed him. Each day, the bullying gets worse. He had the same personality as Zoey, so he acted as if he didn't have a rat's ass. But in truth, he cared a little too much. Bronson was taught no mechanism, no solution, and no humanity, so he committed suicide. Zoey was affected badly. She was the only hand he held. Her mom started taking drugs, overdosed, ans was sent to a rehab program. She is fine, but remains in the rehabilitation. Zoey's father is extremely ticked off, so he blames almost everything on her just for being the most stable family member. They moved to Orlando because people began questioning their status. And so, Zoey started bullying because of this manner. Her bratty personality increased to become a bimbo-gold-digger. She also taught her victims how to tighten the fuck up (cough, cough, Milly- cough). She wanted money for her dad and especially herself. When she found out about Drew's existence, not only did she want to date him for the money, but also because Drew knew what it was like to lose a favorite sibling and a mother. They had the perfect trauma bond. To this day, Zoey does not give two fucks about her past, she wants the best for her future, even if it meant to use Drew's friendship and ruin other people's lives. Her brother's passing still affects her just as much as Dreazella's passing for Drew. Zoey only sees the world as black and white. She mentally sees colors when she's cruel. All in all, Zoey grew up way too fast.

Family: Teddy Whitlock (Father), Leoni Whitlock (Mother, half-dead), Bronson Whitlock (Brother, deceased).

Nationalities: Czech, Slovakian, and German.

Languages: English.

Random: She once traded dirty money with a crack head and got them arrested.

☆ Daisy :

Full name: Daisy Francesca Sloan (Formally Abbot).

Bg: Daisy was born in New York City. She spent four years in a cheap orphanage until her mother adopted her. Her previous mother died while giving birth to her, and her biological father is nowhere to be seen. Her adoptive parents were playful and friendly to her at first, but then one of the moms had a "good" idea to move to Orlando and feel the need to earn bigger money and put in harder work. They also enjoyed the idea of the Florida aesthetic, so they moved there. They wanted Daisy to follow their footsteps. They pressured her ever since they discovered that little dream of theirs. Daisy wants her own dreams to be shared, but she doesn't know how to say no. Her nice act is the only thing she can control without temptation.

Family: Unamed mothers (Rosy said she would reveal them in s2, so let's js wait).

Nationalities: White and Sweden.

Languages: English.

Random: Her favorite animals are small yellow ducks :)

☆ Maria :

Full name: Maria Kassidy Swanner.

Bg: Maria was born in Orlando. Her life is lowkey, kinda boring. She doesn't have much of a background. She grew up watching bimbo ass movies, and that's it. However, she does have a bunch of family, but she remains a lost child. Her taste in the genre explains her liking for drama. I suppose Zoey liked that about her, so they decided to be friends. The two just chose to live that life.

Family: Unamned family members. L Bozo.

Nationalities: White.

Languages: English.

Random: She enjoys going on rollerblades.

☆ Stacy :

Full name: Stacy Valentina Garcia.

Bg: Stacy was born in Winona, Minnesota. She had both her parents, but then her father passed away due to a fire incident. He was a firefighter. Stacy's dad had the most money, so her mom and Stacy inherited it all. Sadly, the state was too much for them, so they grew broke. They decided to move to Orlando because Stacy's mom is lowkey stupid. Stacy's mom started a company at the local mall, and at first, she did have everything together, but then she broke out, so someone else had to take over. They're awfully broke, but they have a stable roof and everything. Because of this, Stacy wants to work hard and get a well-paid job. As of right now, she works at a café that pays her $18 dollars an hour. It may not seem much, but it's a great start.

Family: Matias Garcia (Dad, deceased), Sammie Garcia (Mom).

Nationalities: Mexican and White.

Languages: Spanish and English.

Random: Her favorite film is Easy-A.

☆ Sadie :

Full name: Sadie Ophelia Anderson.

Bg: Sadie was born in Orlando. Her parents passed away at the age of 4 due to unknown circumstances. Her grandmother has filled custody of her. She had a little sister a year back before her parents died. Grandma failed to get custody of the little sister because her divorced husband wanted her. The sister is Phoebe Mae. They get to meet up every now and then. Anywho, Sadie's grandma had a Gothic phase when she was Sadie's age. Sadie absolutely loves her grandma, so she wanted to be just like her. Since they live in different generations, there was such more detail about being Gothic. Sadie may or may not have gotten overboard, so now she has to deal with it. She decided to form a supernatural club, her and Drew ran the show. They have other members, but they are rather classified atm. Normally, Sadie reaches out and relies on Zander, but she and Drew have a better relationship. /p Goth x Bully goes hard asl.

Family: Unamed dead parents, Belladonna Anderson (Grandmother), Phoebe Mae Anderson (Sister).

Nationalities: British.

Languages: English.

Random: She has anger issues. Had them since ms.

☆ Justin :

Full name: Justin Bailey Anderson (Justin and Sadie are not related. They just coincidentally have the same last name).

Bg: Justin was born in Rowlett, Texas. He and Mark are twins. They grew up being aggressive and naive of most things around them. They had strict parents, which only taught them how to be sneaky and sly. They moved to Orlando because their father was death threatened for beating their mom. Their parents got divorced, and yeah. In middle school, Justin met Drew and bonded with him pretty well. However, he was a bit homophobic at the time because his father infected his brain. By the end of ms, he realized how fucking gay he is and came out to his homophobic twin. Anyway, there was a school shooting, and uhhh Mark died. Justin started ghosting Drew after his brother's death. Yipee !!

Family: Jason Anderson (Dad), Joanne Anderson (Mom), Mark Anderson (Twin brother, deceased).

Nationalities: White and Uruguayan.

Languages: English.

Random: He finally got a new good-looking hair cut, unlike his questionable one..

I didn't do Elliot because of the Milliot spin-off, but feel free to comment if you're interested.

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Jake : Heteromantic bisexual

Hailey : Bisexual

Drew : Gay and Polyamorous

Zander : Gay (canon)

Liam : Gay and Polyamorous

Luke : Pansexual (canon)

Henry : Bisexual and Polyamorous

Milly : Bisexual

Lia : Bisexual and Transgender

Sean : Bisexual and Polyamorous

Zoey : Comphet Lesbian

Stacy : Straight Ally

Daisy : Biromantic asexual

Maria : Straight Ally

Sadie : Lesbian

Elliot : Straight Ally

Milo : Pansexual

Miss Jones : Straight Ally

Michael : Straight Ally

Shannon : Bisexual

Jake and Milo's mum : Lesbian

Dominic : Gay

Faye : Straight Ally

Max : Gay and Polyamorous

Jamie : Bisexual and Polyamorous

Damien : Gay and Polyamorous

Bradley : Gay

Mrs Cherry : Str8 Ally

Sammie (Stacy's mom) : Straight Ally

Dreazella (OC, Drew's deceased sister) : Straight Ally

Lavern (OC, Liam's sister) : Aroace

Hana (Harper's OC) : Bisexual (I think that's what he said???)

Brian (OC, Milly's dad) : Bisexual

Zachary / Zach (OC, Drew's dad) : Bisexual

Fryda (OC, Zander's cousin #1) Bisexual

Zoë (OC, Zander's cousin #2) Straight Ally

Celia (OC, Luke's younger sister #1) Straight Ally

Selena (OC, Luke's younger sister #2) Abrosexual

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Jake : ADHD.

Hailey : Anxiety.

Drew : ADD, Epilepsy, Gastric Cancer, Suicidal Thoughts, Borderline Personality Disorder, and Hypersexuality.

Zander : Autism, OCD (Canon), Borderline Personality Disorder, and Suicidal Thoughts (Canon).

Liam : ADHD, Dyslexia, and Hypersexuality.

Luke : Anxiety.

Henry : ADHD, Anxiety, and Hypersexuality.

Milly : ADHD, Dyslexia, Depression, and Anger Management (Canon).

Lia : Anxiety and Depression.

Sean : Autism and Depression.

Zoey : Borderline Personality Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Dosorder, and Hypersexuality.

Elliot : Suicidal Thoughts (Canon) and PTSD.

Maria : Depression.

Stacy : Anxiety.

Sadie : Anxiety and partially Mute.

Daisy : ADD and Keratosis pilaris.

Lavern (OC, Liam's sister) : Schizophrenia.

Zachary (OC, Drew's dad) : Schizophrenia and Hypersexuality.

Fryda (OC, Zander's cousin #1) : Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

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☆ Drew purposely, but sometimes accidentally calls Zander "shawty". It pisses off Zander sm

♡ Stacy, Daisy, and Sadie take aesthetic 0.5 photos everywhere they go

♤ Zoey and Zander litterally have the same sass attitude when shopping.

◇ Milo has a crush on Drew (yk, one of those times where a little kid crushes on a celeb, it's basically that). Drew is aware and pretends to not know, it creeps him out ngl.

♧ Liam cut his teeth into one of those aesthetic fangs. Drew and Henry made him of him at first, but then they realized how hot he actually looked.

□ Drew keeps quiet when Henry and Liam yap. He loves listening to their silly willy rants !!

○ Milly uses a mockingly emo singing voice when she hears an overused sad song.

☆ Luke doesn't like Jake and Hailey. As a matter of fact, he makes fun of their electronic dub taste and he plans on leaving the club, but he also doesn't want to because he'll miss Sean's and Milly's faces.

♡ Zander knows abt Luke's plan, he agrees since Hailey treats him like shit.

♤ Hailey would always make Kandi bracelets in middle school.

◇ Sean scrolls through Tumblr and Pinterest all day.

♧ Jake likes cheese ice cream. All the other music club members make fun of him, even they all said pistachio ice cream was better.

□ Lia has a whole ass lip gloss collection.

○ Maria goes on rollerblades, she makes tiktoks of them, which is how she's viral.

☆ Milly is an expert on croche and braiding hair, even while her energy is never cured.

♡ During PE, Luke likes to shout at Drew and call him pregnananant ☠️.

♤ Drew had a fat crush on Sean during sophomore year, like he thought he was HOT. Today, he can't look at Sean in the face, therefore, he'll remember that massive crush of his.

◇ Henry uses Gen alpha humor as a joke, but if he saw someone being serious, he wouldn't think it's funny one bit.

♧ Henry and Liam did a try not to laugh with water in their mouths (MHA Moeaning Audios). Henry spat his water across the phone, Liam immediately spat on Henry's face after.

□ Drew gave a graveyard tour to Henriam and Lander about his dead family members. Henry and Liam were freaked out whilst Luke and Zander had gotten used to the fact Drew looses everyone.

○ Zander and Lia have 26277272727 skincare products. It got so bad to where Drew and Milly literally had to rob them.

☆ Speaking of Drew and Milly, their dad's got married cuss they freaky like that!! Now, Drew js enjoys spoiling Milly and giving her the love she needed in her childhood.

♡ Drew and Zander gossip to each other abt their sisters, explaining how tiring it can be to have no center of attention. Meanwhile, Hailey and Milly do their own thing and shit talk (Drander and Mailey trope goes brrr).

♤ Milly had a pet frog, and their name was in Hispanic alphabetical order. Bro her dad was worried asf- She also had a hamster named Beepbeep, but he died after Drew squished him with his bewbs while cuddling with Henry and Liam.

◇ Drew and Milly adopted a black kitten. Drew named her Missle Launcher 😭

♧ Oreo has a brother named Wally. Drew has Wally, too.

□ Luke and Milly work out and make smoothies together.

○ Lavern, Liam's sister, is literally friends with all his friends, too.

☆ Drew summoned a skin walker with Milly, Sean, and Elliot. The three got so scared they started their pants, Drew was just laughing the whole time since this isn't the first time he's done occult stuff.

♡ Drew, Henry, Liam, and Zander are lit a quad. They share one class together and they js eat n talk shit and laugh in there.

♤ Driam , Henria , and Lander go hard asl 🎀

◇ Drew, Henry, and Liam are dating btw!!!

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- Bethany acts homophobic at school. By the time she goes home, she remembers her older siblings are apart of the lgbt ☠️

- Zoey is literally so good at curling and straightening hair. Like they look so healthy.

-Drenriam end up on the most random ass quads (Dromies +Stacy/Lia/Zander/Sean/etc.)

-Zoey and Maria run a school account for weirdos

-Jake judges people based on how they name pets, until someone brings up the fact he named his white and black dog Oreo ☠️

-Zander loves saying slurs 🤯🔫🦅🦅🦅❗️❗️❗️❗️🎀

-Drew & Henry smoked/vaped during freshman/sophomore year. One day, Zander caught them, Drew bribed him, but Zander went to tell Liam instead of the authorities. Liam punished them real good 😈😈😈❗️❗️❗️

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When Hailey was younger, she used to sing in gibberish while singing along to blackpink 💀

Zoey has a one-sided crush on Maria, and she knows Maria's straight. She also likes Sadie, and she's not sure why.

Lia enjoys straightening her hair. Before she gained respect from the school, people would always spray water on her hair to ruin it, but she finally stood up and threw hands.

Zoey literally hates weak people, like she'll beat them down until they gain some sort of sense into their head.

Milly has 200 hours on animals crossing, but she's getting very bored by it.

Drew and Zander take turns playing Danganronpa and Omori.

Everyone who is friends with Sean cried when they saw him during the Senior Walk.

Drew is a very good dancer. He can do all sorts of dancing, except for jazz because he finds it cringey. Luke also taught him how to sing when they were little boys.

Luke loves FaceTimeing his younger sisters and sending random videos of his productive life to show he's okay (they secretly interact because their parents assume Selena and Celia disowned him, too). [You can thank my therapist for the orphan Luke hc btw-]

Zander hides the fact that he listens to rap music. His favorite rap song is Hell N Back.

Maria is a well rated whisper girlie. She makes some controversial posts, but she also has a lot of fans (iatemygrandma 2.0).

Liam had enough of Zoey harassing Drew after they "broke up" (they were fake dating 🤯), so he went up to her in person and roasted the ever-loving fuck out of her. She cried like a roach in the end. Liam was treated with a bunch of lipstick kiss marks all over his face my Drew.

Henry often grabs his hand on Drew's waist in the middle of public because a bunch of girls have been attempting to reach for his wealth ever since the breakup. It just looks like Henry and Drew had sex or something whenever he does that to him 💀💀💀

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Everyone is Christian bc I said so.

Milly likes to chop chalk into millions of pieces and then mix it up with other chalk and call it a different color 💀

Bethany likes to stab the chalk into the concrete and make "aesthetic dots"

Drew's Dad calls FaceTime, "Facial Calls" 💀

Stacy still believes in fairies and mermaids. (Me too, girl, me, too)

Jake and Milo had a hamster until Milo hammered it, thinking it would bounce back like Tom and Jerry 😭

Milo likes calling himself a giga Chad and an alpha male, even though he's 50% faggot 🐺

Zander has read like 1,000 books his whole life

Milly, Sean, Jake read cringey Y/N stories on wp, and every time someone laughs first, they have to read another one, but they have to act like they're being serious.

Drew, Henry, and Liam have matching accessories with their assigned colors bc they're cute like that 😍

Drew LOVES spoiling all his friends, including Hebriam and Milly bc he loves them the most 🫶🏼

Drew and Zander actually love fighting each other, like whenever Drew stops picking at him for a while, Zander litterally gets paranoid and wants him to bully him again. 💀

Luke can detect any pick me girl, idk how he does it, but he has good eyes.

Milly's real eye color is blue, but she accidentally left pink eye contacts into her eyes, and now she's stuck with it.

Everyone who don't have natural hair color, that their actual hair color, from when they were born. So, like, Drew is naturally magenta, Milly is naturally pink, Henry is naturally green, Zander is naturally purple, etc.

Drew, Zander, Milly, and Jake all had completely different hair colors when they were little. Zander's hair was dark lilac, Jake was completely lemonade pink, Drew's was hot pink, and Milly's was red.

Elliot started using the gardening shears as a threat to other ppl ever since he discovered Basil from Omori.

Drew, Liam, Henry go on golf cart rides around Drew's subdivision, and they sometimes invite Luke, Zander, and Lia.

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Henry drinks energy drinks with a metal straw.

Drew can't sit in a chair properly. Ever.

Luke and Zander shit talk about teachers over text while in class.

Zander enjoys getting tipsy sometimes 😅

Drew and Zander both have pretty rich vocabulary, but they never use it because their friends will get confused asf

Liam can make macaroons, and he serves them to only his closest friends.

Maria had a crush on Liam until she found out he was gay, despite his act for liking women.

The same goes for Stacy when she fell for Luke and Drew 🤯

Jake has a book under his bed called "Politically Correct Bedtime Stories"

Sadie knows almost every Grim Brother's story.

Henry simps for literally all the characters from Big Hero 6, and it's his favorite movie, too.

Drew is obsessed with wlw ships (if a girl can obsess over mlm, then a boy can get addicted to wlw all he wants :3!!) But he also likes some good ass mlm ships, too.

Whenever he has girls on his bed, Drew literally does not give a rat's ass. But if there were men on his bed, sonny Jim, it might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say..

Sean and Lia have an adoptive cousin named Kensley. Drew met him around the same time he met Sean n Lia, and he fell for him before he got adopted.

Zoey gets irritated by other girls who call out Odetari for "fetishizing lesbians."

Drew and Zander had promise rings when they dated.

Lander and Drenriam do a Heartstopper marathon every now and then.

Milly makes brutal messages without using tone tags, so people get confused whether or not she meant it. She also enjoys forcing her ships to become together.

Jake and Sean switched clothes for the entertainment, but half the music club ended up assuming they had sex 💀💀💀

Drew and Henry got done sweating their butts off one day after playing a harsh game of soccer overnight, so they decided to wear no pants or undergarments under Drew's bed. They didn't realize doing that was considered having at jt until Drew's Dad told them the next day.

Shannon and Mariana (Drew's mom) met in junior year of high school in the UK (Mariana traveled a lot throughout her childhood. She was filthy rich). Shannon fell for Mari without knowing she was homophobic 💀

If someone he knew committed a crime, Zander would cover for them.

Luke is very good at using chopsticks.

Milly mainly uses gel pens and other brushes when using her diary. Speaking of her diary, it was a gift from Zander the moment he found out Milly had anger management.

Sean needs a salt candle to sleep.

Jake often calls blankets "blankies" still.

Lia and Henry are HUGE Percy Jackson nerds. Lia has her own OC's and Henry ships Percy with his "cousin"

Some of Zander's classmates recommended him to watch Young Sheldon, and when he did, he literally fell asleep halfway into the first season.

Hailey once attempted to hit Drew with a baseball during PE, but it hit Zander instead. She treats him like shit anyway 😘

Lia has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.

Maria is Tumblr famous

Milly tackles people to show affection

Elliot only has social anxiety because his dad bullies him. He's also afraid to have communication with others because if one disagreement happens, blood will be spilled.

Jake and Hailey sing in the shower

Zoey and Drew get so fucking annoyed when they see a rich person who can't dress

Sean cringes at his middle school yearbook photos.

Milo is only one of the few teens who actually know how to remain calm when drama occurs.

Daisy forgets to eat sometimes.

Sadie listens to Deftdrones and Disturbed.

Hailey, Drew, Zander, Liam, and Luke are all pretty criers.

Luke is never alone, and he hates it whenever he is.

Sadie will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being.

Stacy has one, very simple word that they cannot figure out how to pronounce.

Henry and Liam get pulled out of class weekly for speech therapy

Jake counts nostalgia as a year ago

Drew and Sadie's favorite game is Red Door, Yellow Door

Stacy is afraid of doing anything without other peoples permission, she even made it clear she was gonna kiss Luke

Daisy and Sadie grew up listening to nightcore music.

Zander instinctively cleans messes in his own house as well as other peoples.

If the sorce media was a musical, Drew would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing.

Drew and Henry like to kiss every freckle Liam has 😈😈

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Drew is cutecore

Henry is mlpcore

Liam is HARDCORE SCENE

Sean is hippie and himbo (by secret)

Lia is preppy

Zoey is a gyaru in secret hehe :3

Sean eventually starts hanging out with Drenriam when the music club aren't available.

Sean is a hello kitty AND spider man boy

Zoey wears hello kitty socks.

Milly rarely wear tights, but when she does, she rips them to make it look 'cool'

Hailey has a whole collection of jewels and pretty rocks

Henry uses the word 'dude' like a comma

Zander HATES PE. Like he will do absolutely nothing and still get an A+ in that class. He also gates AV and Art even though he's really good at it.

Daisy acts rebellious when an incident happens whenever she could be taking care of it.

If Henry was presented with an intergalactic portal, they would enter it without question.

Jake was a science nerd in elementary and middle school, but then he lost interest in sophomore year bc of dumbass chemistry

The majority of the cast have physics class, and they're all failing it

Hailey a really good writer. Her diary was full of heartfelt and very witty musings from her personal life in freshman year and she's even written an almost-finished novel that she keeps hidden under her bed.

Lia is a Riverdale enjoyer

Both The Music Club and Dromies watch On My Block

Shannon still has a MySpace and iTunes account, but she gave her MySpace account to Zander, that way he can brag about having one, while Shannon gave her iTunes account to Bethany

Liam is interested in photography, engineering, and anthropology.

Drew and Henry watch reality TV to make fun of it while they binge eat chocolate chips. They drag Liam into it sometimes.

Hailey and Lia are pretty serious romantics. They tested their meter on each other in ms 🤯

Daisy and Stacy like to analyze every show and fictional character they admire

In his orphanage, there is an alcohol cabinet that Luke's caretakers only have ahold of. Luke will sometimes reach in there and take a sip every now and then.

The only reason Drew would vape ever again is if it has cute stickers and kawaii prints on it.

Despite being kind of a nerd, Sean is really bad when it comes to dealing with computers. He only uses his computer for music and that's it 😭

Luke is the school's It Boy while Lia is the It Girl of the school. Zoey is jealous of Lia for it, womp womp.

Zander tries to act like he's super tough and has a lot of "street smarts," but the truth is he struggles to do some of the most basic tasks.

Milly only apologizes if someone did it after her

Zander has a liking for Calico Critters.

Luke and Drew have a box full of delicate Precious Moments dolls. They have a whole album of Precious Moments lullabies they used to play on their stereo when they were littles. 🫶🏼

Drew, Henry, Liam stay at each other's places every day. Those three cannot be separated. Ever.

Plus, the three like to combine all their blankets and cuddle underneath and give each other warmth. Then, they fell asleep on another while snuggled up in the blankets.

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Jake : JJ and Jakey

Hailey: Hails

Drew : Andy, Drew-stone, and Drewy-bear/kins

Zander : Alex, Zan, and Zandy

Liam : Gay ass, vampire, and Lima

Milly : Mil, Mills, and pink-haired devil 🤯

Henry : Hen/Hen Hen, Simp, and bunny

Luke : Lukey, Lukey Pookey, It Boy, and Ginger

Lia : It Girl

Sean : Sunny

Zoey : Zozo, Zee, and green-bean

Stacy : Stace

Maria : M, Mia, and Lia (it's a joke name)

Sadie : Sade and Sage

Daisy : Daze

Elliot : Elli and Eli

Dominic : Dom and Charlie

Faye : Fee and Phoebe

Willow : Whispy

Damien : Diamond and Dee

Jamie : Jay

Bradley : Brad

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Elliot met Drew and Henry in freshman year bc they used to vape in the bathrooms together. When Elliot quit, Drew started arguing with him and finally called him a freak when he realized he stopped bc he thought he and Henry were doing it to look cool (Context: Elliot quit bc he noticed it wasn't right and he educated himself that it mixes up the brain, especially at a younger age. He knew this before Drew and Henry, which is why Drew thought Elliot thought they were tryna be cool).

I feel like I already said this, but Drew and Henry had to quit vaping the same year bc Zander caught them, and Drew had to bribe in order to not get the two of them arrested. So Zander told Liam instead. Liam punished them 😈😈😈

Drew, Zander, and Luke cried last second in The Notebook.

Jake has seen every Adam Sandler film (from 1980's-now).

Zoey and Maria were vsco girls in middle school.

Whenever Hailey finds a rock, she has a tendency to name it after smth astronomical.

Milly is a Greek mythology fan, as well as Henry and Lia, but they will never admit it.

Luke's and Drew's bones are weak, despite they do a lot of sports.

Bethany is a makeup wannabe girlie rather than a dress up girlie all the time.

Hailey has drunk elephant products and hides it from Bethany.

Lia has huge hair clips bc she has a lot of locks.

Henry has the worst acne EVER. He likes to dry his face up on purpose bc of the cleansing lotion he uses.

The Dromies would rather buy food from CVS than at a grocery store bc it's more quiet and less cold.

Sean throws away his pills after a guardian tells him to take them.

Luke smoked for like a whole week and got in trouble my Shannon, and she made Hailey and Zander distance from him for a while, but Luke always found a way to sneak in w Zander

The orphanage found out about Luke smoking, so he snuck out before he got the chance to get beaten.

Drew still kisses his dad on the lips. Whenever someone makes a negative mark on it, he insists back by saying personal family assumptions about them. Stuff such as, "You're just mad your daddy doesn't love you" and etc.

Drew has a collection of kandi braclets Hails made him when they were friends.

Drew and Zander were dating the second semester of 6 lth grade, and they broke up in the second semester of 7th grade bc that's where the bullying all started. While they were dating, Zander made Drew wear a promise ring. It was an amethyst. As the years passed by, the ring had to become a necklace bc the crystal grew somehow.

Lia sometimes puts red or pink highlights when she wore braids.

Stacy likes to make everything about her life aesthetic.

Daisy has a Kawaii keyboard print on her phone.

Zoey wears her mom's clothes from the 1990's ans 2000's.

Drew has some old pictures of him dancing and shouting at his sister's concerts, and he cries when looking back at them.

Drew also hates it when someone else goes in his sister's room or takes smth from there. It pisses him off so fucking bad.

Henry HATES pickle ball and he plans on quitting.

Luke has been getting mlp clips on his fyp ever since Milly started talking about it.

One time, Hailey went to go take a shower, and Zander was binge scrolling through Danganronpa memes on her Pinterest since his phone died. He was crying of laughter multiple times and no one heard it bc Girl in red and Clairo was blasting in Hailey's room.

Henry fucked up Zoey's fyp on Pinterest one time bc he was searching up air drop and goofy stuff. Like Zoey was receiving dildo pics and stick figures with dicks.

Henry almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.

Liam is an alt kind of an artist. Most of his drawings are girls bc he thinks they gave better atonomy.

Liam also listens and watches more females YouTube and singer's than men bc they are mainly straight. He rlly likes men bro.

Liam is somehow not out of the closet, and yet Drew is.

Milly can't spell resturaunt.

Luke can beat people up, but won't.

Sadie is an average singer, she sounds like Billie Eilish from 2017

Daisy sings out of pocket sometimes

Stacy had a crush on Ross Lynch and Zac Efron at some point

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Henry is older than Sean.

Zoey had other sugar daddies in the past, and Drew knew n didn't care bc he was lingering onto other men at the time.

Drew knows the whole lyrics to NOT LIKE US by Kendrick Lamar. He exaggerates on the "Minorssss!!!" Part.

Liam and Drew have matching Bath & Body Works lotion. Liam has a red one called Vampire Blood, and Drew has a magenta one named Ghoul Friend. They also have matching perfumes of it.

Luke and Zander have matching phone cases with those cutesy chains on the case made by Milly.

Drew and Zander would be the type to say hateful comments at each other and then kiss right after.

Milly scientifically knows the code to turn Rose Quartzs back to pink whenever they turn white.

Stacy did some teacher training at school one time. She visited a middle school and taught some seventh graders about the reproductive system. She told the students she would only answer questions scientifically, but the kids went ahead and started making comments abt dicks and pussies.

Hailey has a boba making kit at home.

Daisy once said that she wanted somebody's tan on some Instagram post not knowing they were black 🤯

Zander, Luke, and Milly were given the n-word pass from Drew and Lia.

Zoey likes to see people ask for permission to copy her hairstyle.

Zander once moved a Taylor Swift magazine to the back of a file in front of Jailey at a crafting store they were in, and he laughed bc of how mad they got at him.

Henry once french kissed Drew, assuming he was Lia, and Drew didn't bother pushing him away because he loved it.

Zander gently places his palm on Drew's waist whenever they sit next time each other in every class they have together. Drew secretly likes it and doesn't say a word. He pretends to not notice it.

Milly puts stickers on each and every one of her notebooks in school.

Hailey has skeleton and cheetah printed stuff.

Sadie can speak body language.

Drew is somehow deaf, but he doesn't know sign language ☠️.

Drew also gets pissed when people assume he's Mexican.

Zander also gets mad when people think he's any other race than British.

Hailey had some point wrote smut of two different boys in middle school.

Maria witnessed a whole brawl happen in class between two guys, and she couldn't help but wonder who would be the top ☠️☠️☠️.

The most gorey cutecore edits relaspe in Henry's brain whenever he talks to other girls than Lia.

Milly accidentally turned in an ao3 chapter to her google classroom for an assignment, and the teacher read it and said, "I like how you actually put the reader in the story" ☠️☠️☠️☠️.

Sean gets wildly sensitive when he sees a baby in a movie.

Luke constantly smells like sugar.

Jake hates on other fictional characters bc they're just like him.

Liam listens to MSI's freaky songs like it's a drug.

Drew is always talking about Henriam and Lander with everyone.

Stacy is extremely good at making espressos.

Milo drinks pickle water and orange juice when sick.

Henry once slept with socks on and it killed all the cells in his feet ☠️. His doggies were orange for a full week. lmaoooo.

Luke likes to switch to his native language when arguing with the music club.

Zander had to ask Hailey what skibidi meant bc Milly constantly kept calling him dat.

Bethany once told Milo the whole lore to skibidi toilet, and he immediately put on that fake fnaf movie from ages ago to forget it. It was that one 40 minute movie where the robots are being shipped together.

Jake is a heteromantic bisexual. He is romantically attracted to woman, but he sexually likes both genders.

Henry and Hana had a koi pond before they got adadopted.

People like to assume Drew sees broke people as pathetic losers, but then he likes to bring up the fact he fell in love with an orphan before they got adopted.

Elliot's fyp is either just flowers or girly designer stuff when he didn't sign up for it.

Zoey was once arrested for jaywalking.

Sean does geomagnetic work to relax.

Liam used to say, "Rawr!' And "Bites you!" In middle school.

Shannon is a narcissistic karen when it comes to shopping.

Milly does the most out of pocket shit for attention.

Luke has religious trauma, so he sometimes distances himself from Jesus, and then eventually comes back bc again...TRAUMA!!!

Zander is allergic to dogs, but he'd rather khs than never pet another doggie again!!

Milly and Zoey can only just say "girl!" And yet be able to still understand each other as long as they use the right tone when saying "Girl".

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Dominic and Faye are half hispanic, half white. They can also speak Spanish.

Elliot is also half hispanic, but he's also Korean. Rosy told me /j. He sadly only speaks English 😮‍💨.

Dominic and Faye secretly talk with Drew sometimes and only in Spanish bc it's fun that way.

Oh yeah, Zander knows Spanish, too. He's been taking his classes seriously 😎😎😎

Bradley read the webtoon boyfriends before it became problematic, so maybe like five years ago.

Faye had a friend with four tranchulas, and it made her envious.

Faye and Zander are enemies. It's rather obvious why. S p i d e r s.

Dominic loves rainy weather, but he hates getting wet. He'll sit peacefully on the porch, or he'll smell the scent of the rain and stay outside for hours.

Bradley's mom has Shakespeare poems taped all over her flower shop.

Faye likes country music.

Bradley put Bryce in his place a few days after the milliot spin-off.

Daisy started sneaking out ever since her moms grounded her.

Sadie is learning sign language.

Milly, Faye, Dominic, and Henry are the only ones in tmf who still blow raspberries.

Luke cries while watching Disney movies.

Dominic once ran a lawn mower into a fence.

Zander cracks and rackles his bones every hour bc he doesn't do enough physical work.

Drew fell asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night.

Hailey and Drew like to insult each other's dead moms.

Milly once stole a couple of pins from Hot Topic that were only 2 bucks per pin.

Liam always says that he hates reading, but the minute he sticks his nose into a book, he doesn't keep his eyes off it until a few hours pass.

You'd literally catch Bradley in a Sleepy Hollow production, as he plays the headless horseman for being so freaking tall.

Hailey is usually unapologetic, so if she apologizes, it normally means she means it.

Zander accidentally walks like a model sometimes.

The whole Green Gang watch Bluey.

Zoey drives like a drunk mom.

Lia would rather talk in class than pay attention.

Liam forgets everything he learns.

Jake doesn't listen to other people presenting, but when he does and sees people not paying attention, he goes, "Hi, excuse me! Thank you!" Or he clears his throat so fucking loud that the whole country of Canada can hear him.

Liam used to make creepypasta drawing videos with his sister. He also had a whole scrapbook about creepypasta and wrote down all 106 creepypastas. There might be more, but idgaffffff.

Sean was part of the Speech and Debate club in freshman year. He quit a year later bc one of the officers started a whole scene and called everyone racist for not agreeing with an opinion, and that's where Sean discovered making music. Debating was his coping mechanism before Hailey and the others came along.

Dominic had a weirdcore phase and cringes remembering it sometimes.

Hailey knows how to shape-shift in her dreams.

Faye and Elliot have a tendency to tweak out a lot.

Dominic kissed Elliot on the cheek one time without him looking and immediately framed it on Milly.

Zander and Luke are one of those couples that make out in the school hallways and on the bus. Sorry not sorry 😊

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(Most of these are Drew hcs, sorry)

Drew frequently scrubs Zander's head when they get into fights and gives him a peck before continuing to bully him.

Drew once walked in on Henry giving a nipple piercing to Liam.

Drew was once sent to the front of the grocery store because he lost Henry and Liam

The word "Jake" became an insult after the drake-up, and the Dromies use it very often.

Liam likes to copy and paste the lyrics to any song out loud to see if anyone can guess what he's saying. He really likes to quote off songs a lot.

Drew literally missed having a sister so badly after Dreazella died, so after he and Milly became step-family, he'd spoil her so much the receipts would be 6 foot horizontally.

When Luke and Zander get into arguments, Luke pecks Zander on the lips while Zander's yelling at him. The fighting would then stop because Zander gets flustered.

Every time Zander roasts Drew, Drew reminds Zander that he's also technically roasting himself (same people, different fonts).

Remember my supernatural Drew and Sadie headcanon? Well, Drew once made Liam and Henry fly because they were losing a match in basketball. Some called it cheating, but Drew spat at them and accused them of being a sore loser.

Whenever someone asks Zoey if she's free for the day, she responds with, "No, I'm expensive every day."

Drew likes to call Luke a babygirl to get people's reactions.

Dominic once held Bradley's hand, and Faye thought it was lewd behavior ☠️

Drew is literally moronsexual and geniussexual at the same time. He'd actually take off his clothes for Henriam and Lander 🤯⁉️

Henry and Liam watch benjixscarlett 😋

Henry also watches love reality TV shows with Drew while binge eating chocolate chips

Zander is usually picky about modern music, but he secretly listens to Walk Off The Earth and their covers.

Drew and Liam make out while listening to Chase Atlantic and Melanie Martinez

Jake makes sexual flirts to Luke sometimes, and Luke will often reply back.

Zoey has 180 streaks with people on Snapchat. She doesn't reply to any of them until her streaks are about to run out of time.

Lia loves changing her hairstyle every other week. It's so refreshing for her 😍

Stacy really likes making strawberry cream-filled cookies.

Drew, Dominic, Zander, and Liam get so grossed out when they see people shipping them with women. Liam only flirts and talks to girls romantically for the attention. Drew, Dominic, and Zander want nothing to do with women. At all.

Drew and Zander would both say, "This is the end of my bloodline," and make people misunderstand them as saying they're gay, when in truth, its because they're suicidal 🫶🏼

Milly is down bad for Red from Decsendants: The Rise of Red.

People call Henry a race bender any time he tells people his nationalities

Zander and Liam exchange each other with ginger beer and ginger tea.

Henry once made butter beer for the Dromies because they were having a Harry Potter marathon.

Drenriam also have Heartstopper marathons with Lander. They're gonna throw a HUGE heartstopper marathon when season 3 comes out.

Lia posts 24/7 on Instagram.

Lia used to be alone the majority of her time because Zoey would ditch her, but now she's four wheeling Drenriam all the time.

Zander binge eats raw butter.

Drew unironically says, "I said what I said, and I meant what I said." A billion times a day. (Horton the Elephant ref)

Dominic never has decent conversations with girl, only Faye, and that's just because they're siblings.

Hear me out..... The Dromies if they were in the film Drifting Home. Drew as Kosuke Kumagaya. Henry as Taishi Koiwai. Liam as Yuzuru Tachibana. Lia as Juri Andou AND Natsume Tonai.. Zoey as Reina Haba. Zander as Noppo. Maria as the Ferris Wheel Spirit. I might re-watch the film to see if I change my mind on it.

I honestly don't know who would be Natsume, but I'll just say Lia for now.

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The music club mocks Luke with the word "gingerly" very frequently. They often make inside jokes about it. For example, Milly would say, "Chat, he's gingerly cleaning the drums."

Zander almost had a stroke when he first moved into America because some of our spelling didn't have the "u" or the "s" in certain common words.

Fryda and Zoë Wickham (ocs) are dead :3

Drew binge watched danganronpa comedy skits in middle school.

Drew and Hana are into danganronpa, and Henry isn't somehow.

Zander cried like 7 times watching Heartstopper season 3.

Zoey puts beads in Maria's hair sometimes.

If Liam can be into hot moms, then Drew can be into hot dads. No, bc like, I can imagine a scenario where Henry would bring up a question, and Drew would respond with, "Your dad." Henry would ask, "Which one?" And Drew would go, "the hot one :)."And then there's Liam giggling in the background.

Milly tried Kel Desoto's Orange Joe drink. She instantly spat it out.

Milly's and Drew's little half-sister's name is Mayzie. She has black hair, half Canadian-German and Fillipino, and baby blue eyes.

Milly's real eye color is baby blue, but she one time put pink eye contacts in, and she hasn't been able to take them out since.

Drew looks adopted in the family bc he's the only one black ☠️ (chat his momma was black). He's the only one with the Blight surname, too 😭😭.

Dominic and Bradley are technicians in the theater department.

Daisy broke her nose, trying to break dance one time, and one of her moms pulled the, "That's a boy's doing, that's not for girls 🤓☝🏻".

Sean has 13 reasons. The last reason is because of those "OI OI OI BAKA🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶!!!" tt audios bc he's a nonchalant deadhead.

Henry attempted, standing up while on the top of a roller coaster before.

Zander likes to pick on Jake for his uneven bangs.

Liam feels like he isn't valid when he cries, but Drew and Henry totally give him "platonic" smooches and tell him otherwise.

Hailey has been chanting "APT APT APT APT APT APT!1!11!1!" Around Jake, and it's annoying him so God darn much that he's starting to miss Drew more than before.

Henriam scream the song "Thick of It" in the school hallways and classrooms. Drew literally took a surgeon knife and stabbed his ear drums bc of them (chat he's already deaf he js took his hearing aids off before stabbing himself).

Lia used to SH by washing her hands with hot water.

Liam got tested for autism. He failed (like, as in he isn't).

Drew and Luke kiss in front of their friend groups to traumatize them. Also, Luke was once insecure about his thighs, and Drew went, "Dawg, we used to bathe together when we were one digit old, and ik damn well rn you're bad asf." Luke hasn't felt insecure since.

Liam immediately tracked down Zoey's location after she broke Drew's trust. He implanted dirty money (that shii can get you arrested) bc he knew Zoey was dumb enough to use it. Don't ask where he got it in the first place ☺️☺️.

Milo bullies dsmp fans.

When Drew visited Jake one time, Milo once said he was president of the Kitchen Appliances Club, and Drew accidentally misheard him and thought he said he was the president of the c*nf*derate ☠️.

Hailey often jokingly threatens that she's wanna whip somebody's booty cheeks if they don't follow her directions. Everyone else thinks she's being fr, but Zander doesn't think she's actually serious, so he just puts his hands on his hips and waits to see if Hailey will actually do it.

Luke keeps getting P Diddy abuse ads on his Instagram fyp.

In middle school, Jake used to go online and death threaten whoever didn't like Taylor Swift and Tommyinnit. He was also one of those "Kanye-anti!1!11!1!" Bitches on tiktok.

Zander is a floptok hoe.

Stacy was put into the school's instagram account for bops, and she left a comment under saying, "OMG, I KNOW HER!!!!"

If Fryda and Zoë had voice actors, Asteria would play as Fryda and Madelyn Mei as Zoë.

Everyone in tmf all have regular pronouns. End of discussion.

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Drew and Zander were squabbling in the boys' bathroom one time, and another kid asked, "Are you two fighting??" Drew replies sarcastically, "No, we're grabbing out Whip Its and making out." Zander gave him a hard slap on the face after that 😹

Liam anonymously said in the school game chat that Henry is yummy with the "😋😋😋😋😋" emojis. The teacher took the class' game day privileges 😭

Henry took a lily flower from Elliot's garden and munched on it.

Henry also thinks stealing someone's phone is peak comedy.

Zoey thinks being a lesbian is a personality trait.

Zoey met her sugar daddy off MySpace.

Milo knows the whole lyrics to Cherry Blossom Iced Tea.

Justin got Drew into gaming in middle school.

Drew isn't really that big of a video game fan. He only uses it because his other coping mechanisms stopped working.

Zander cheats on every around in Monopoly.

Luke secretly has rude nicknames for everyone he knows.

Elliot's bitchass will literally CRY over ANYTHING that happens within or around him.

Daisy talks to herself to get rid of her mentally bad habits.

Zander has a calico critters shrine in his closet.

Luke actually jumped someone because they made a joke about Liam Payne's death.

Lia likes wearing tight clothes.

Elliot definitely drops random ass facts in the middle of conversations.

Liam lore drops strangers at a party and expects them to be friends with him after that.

Drew will out of mid-air leave the classroom just to get himself a skittles or M&M's from the vending machine.

Milly takes Missle Launcher to the dog park even tho she's a cat.

Luke quit working out at Planet Fitness because the ppl there are unhinged asf.

Hailey, one time, dubbed for a genshin comic dub and hasn't mentioned it to anyone.

Drew, Zander, and Jake have read Playground together and somehow managed to survive the poop masturbation scene

Faye likes to use the cricket effect sound when it's quiet.

Henry, Liam, and Jake begged their ELAR teacher from freshman year to dress up as Korosensi from Assassination Classroom for Halloween.

Zander likes to collect a thing of ice, wrap it up with paper towels, and bang it against someone's head when they start celebrating Christmas BEFORE Halloween AND Thanksgiving.

Drew banded the whole football team to pull a traumatizing prank on Jake after the drake-up.

Drew and Stacy rambled about their past lovers and crushes in Spanish. They didn't realize Zander was behind them, who can also speak Spanish...

Henry's favorite candy is mentos.

Bethany isn't a big fan of music 🤯

Liam really liked Spiderman growing up, but he stopped liking it after tiktok ruined it.

Milo is a really picky eater.

Zander's alarm clock is a Mozart number.

Sadie listens to serial killer documentaries.

Henry listens to playlists based on other fictional characters.

Sean wears the same dirty Converse shoes every day.

Milly can bake sweets, but she can't cook for shit (the same goes for the majority of the cast).

Sadie likes crystals, and yes, she also associates herself with witchtok.

Stacy watches Leyla Tavas.

Drew, Zander, and Liam can't stand loud noises.

The only song Drew can play on the piano is the last song Dreazella made before she died.

Dominic kicks mushrooms out of the dirt whenever he can.

Henry acts SO bulliable that no one would believe he is a bully, so he does terrible things and gets away without any problems.

Drew hasn't worn rings in a long time (for those who don't remember, Drew had a promise ring when he dated Zander. When they broke up, both Drew n Zander got rid of their promise rings) since the drander broke up.

Milly is bad at most school subjects. She either cheats or lies her way out to pass.

Drew once called Elliot a wimp. Elliot replied, "Excuse you, I'm not my dad." Drew laughed at that in a good way.

Drew's favorite Chappell song is "My Kink is Karma"

Hailey kinda likes stickers..js a tiny little bit

Zoey collects cute trinkets.

Bradley's favorite movie is Elemental and Barbie

Hailey read those intense and strong smutshots back in middle school. Meanwhile, Sean and Milly were crackfic readers.

Zoey overuses emojis unironically

Lia once did an eyelash tutorial on tt, and it went viral in the span of two weeks.

Liam is good with kids who have mental issues.

Milly loves banana bread and blueberry muffins.

Jake has bad grades, but they're good enough to pass.

Milly put beads in Hailey's hair for a special occasion once.

Hailey and Jake dated at one point after the band competition, but Hails immediately broke up with him bc of one slightly bad thing. Erm, so anyways, Hailey likes Lia now, and Jake is kinda crushing on Luke.

Luke's favorite shapes are leaves.

Zoey definitely owns strawberry Crocs.

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Stacy out of nowhere swoops Drew by the legs and picks him up bride style in the school hallways (they're besties trust 🙏🏻🙏🏻).

Henry and Liam use chatGPT, chai, and c.ai for studying last minute before a test.

Drew has pads/tampons in his bag for the girlies (he's not evil guyzzz 🙄🙄🙄)

Zoey has a bunch of cheating apps on her phone.

Milly iconicly goes, "Is it finals week, or is it my final week?" during exams.

Liam definitely cried over a ladybug.

Bradley is scared of butterflies.

Faye is older than Dom by two minutes.

Jake's survival instincts <<<<<

Henry purposely shakes a can of soda hard before offering it to Liam

Daisy's moms used to smoke in their car before picking her up from school.

Zoey secretly likes men cologne.

Maria has multiple piercings, but she's too lazy to put most of them on.

Jake once made a self-loathing joke saying, "I hate myself" and Zander replied, "Oh, don't worry, I hate you, too."

Lia and Drew used to always make bets with each other before ep 11.

Drew secretly donates stuff/clothes he doesn't use when he has the time.

Zander's alarm clock every morning is fucking Mozart of all things (I'm totally not projecting guys).

Zander also wakes up at 4AM every school morning, despite he goes to bed at like 10pm-1am.

Bethany cried when she found out Draculaura had the same VA as fucking Jimmy Neutron and Candy from Glitter Force.

Maria had a celebrity crush on the man who made Powerpuff Girls.

Luke has an appeal for vintage mirrors.

Stacy had a queer phase (I hc her str8 as stated) in middle school because she just wanted to date somebody, and the only person who actually liked her in that kind of sense was a girl.

Sadie and Liam like "white girl" music.

Zoey's music taste is literally just anything she hears on tt ☠️.

Zander and Sean listen to Bakar and Tyler, The Creator together after every music pratice. Sometimes Luke will join in.

Henry bathes with a rubber duck.

"HAILEY, QUIT BLASTING YOUR SHIT OF A CHEAP BLONDE TAYLOR SWIFT ELECTRONIC DUB!! HEADPHONES. HEARD OF THEM????" - Zander ☆

Henry and Liam once wrote, "You're one of those queers???" On Luke's drums and "Faggot!!! Jk we're fagz too!" On the front of Zander's piano sheet. Luke laughed his ass off whilst Zander got extremely pissed and framed it on Milly.

Jake's voice cracked one time during karaoke.

Liam's sister (Lavern) had anxiety twitches when she was little.

Liam has more freckles, specifically all over his belly, torso, and face.

Luke has freckles too (canon /srs).

Drew and Luke usually kiss platonically, but one day they decided to test what it felt to do it romantically, and they ended up liking it more.

Drew's dad pretended to be str8 because Drew's mom was homophobic and made him. Even after mom died, dad still pretended because he didn't know how his son would react to him being bi (not knowing his own child is a boy kisser).

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Dominic's and Faye's birthday is on January 30th

Drew can speak in a british accent, but it sounds more Asian-like when he does it

Okay, now I wanna share my future AU. I dont have it fully organized, but here goes nothing!!

Jake and Luke get married

Drew and Zander get married

Hailey and Lia get married

Sean and Daisy get married

Milly and Elliot get married

Henry and Liam get married

Zoey and Sadie get married

Stacy is a single mother who ends up becoming a college teacher

Bethany is an aorace influencer

Milo becomes a movie director for Disney bc I said so

I'll share more details soon

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Drew : Thanks, I got platonically and romantically played by two blondes with pink tips. Oh, and my two best friends who so happen to be idiots managed to get themselves blackmailed by my ex.

Zander : Thanks, I'm currently being emotionally abused. Let's also not forget about my missing dad and my older sister's psychological mistreatment..!

Lia : Thanks, I pretended to be someone I'm not.

Luke : Thanks, I don't have a family background, half my personality is liking Zander, and I've lost my identity entirely.

Liam : Thanks, I'm the opposite of an innocent lamb.

Milly : Thanks, I got bullied so horribly I cut my hair and changed my personality.

Henry : Thanks, I'm the comic relief that doesn't get enough love and attention.

Hailey : Thanks, I've been dealing with stage fright and made delusions about everyone who bullies or bullied me for 5 years.

Zoey : Thanks, all I've done in my life is fuck people over.

Sean : Thanks, my parents are in a toxic relationship and it's gotten so wrong I'm willing to do anything than stay home. Music is my only real home.

Maria : Thanks, my only friend in school sees me as an accessory.

Jake : Thanks, I've been faking my friendship with my first friends for three years, talked shit about the music club and blamed it on my old friends, played the victim, pushed people away, acted like I'm the only one who got bullied, and caused conflict to everyone who looks at me.

Daisy : Thanks, my moms are strict asf and I'm stuck doing shit for other people.

Stacy : Thanks, 90% of the fandom hate on me for unconsentually kissing Luke, even tho he unconsentually kissed Zander. Not fair :/

Sadie : Thanks, nobody ever communicates with me without feeling threatened.

Shannon : Thanks, my ex-husband abused me, so now I nag at my biological son and prioritize my daughters more than him.

Milo : Thanks, I'm more superior than my big brother, admit it.

Michael : Thanks, I don't see what other people see.

Bethany : Thanks, I stole a laptop from a broke senior in high school.

Faye : Thanks, I yap about my interests all the time.

Dom : Thanks, I hate women :P

Bradley : Thanks, people discriminate me for my appearance.

Elliot : Thanks, my heart palpitates every 5 seconds bc of how bad my anxiousness is.

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Dom n Faye were born in Argentina, but their mom made the whole family move to America for a better settlement ig. Their mom and dad made them learn English since they only knew Spanish at the time. They still only js spoke Spanish at school, and some white kids used to make them say bad words and pick on them for not knowing English. Teachers wouldn't give them proper assignments and would rather give them coloring pages or smth else to prevent them from getting bored. One day, Faye found out that spiders scared most people bc she saw one for the first time, picked it up, and showed it to the class. Ever since, spiders have become her best friends. As for Dominic, he found it easy liking animals more than humans. In fact, he believes animals are far much better than humans. Eventually, they started speaking in English more often and became perfect at it by the time they were 14. The end!!

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Drew stopped celebrating Christmas because Dreazella (older sister for those who forgot) died on a Christmas Eve.

If Drenriam hypothetically broke up, they would all still be friends again and have Drew probably try to get with Zander after five months of healing from the break up. Henry and Liam would get back together with Drew's approval and knowledge.

+ birthday hcs and more backstory hcs are coming soon ‼️

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Jake: August 3 (canon)

Hailey: September 14 (canon)

Drew: November 11 (canon)

Zander: October 29 (canon)

Liam: December 9 (canon)

Luke: May 19 (canon)

Henry: January 25 (canon)

Milly: April 6 (canon)

Zoey: August 8 (canon)

Sean: March 5 (canon)

Lia: June 26 (canon)

Stacy: June 20 (canon)

Elliot: February 23 (canon)

Daisy: September 25 (canon)

Sadie: September 6 (canon)

Maria: July 8

Milo: December 18

Bradley: April 21

Dominic & Faye: January 30

Bethany: July 19

Shannon: June 22

Michael: March 9

Mrs. Cherry: May 29

Miss Jones: January 7

Fryda (OC, Zander's cousin #1): April 10

Zoë (OC, Zander's cousin #2): May 24

Zachary/Zach (OC, Drew's dad): October 1

Brian (OC, Milly's dad): December 27

Mayzie (OC, Drew's and Milly's little sister): November 10

Lavern (OC, Liam's sister): December 12

Hana (Harper's OC, Henry's twin sister): January 25 (canon)

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Zoey uses makeup products to clean her bathroom.

Drew's favorite song rn is Est-que tu m'amies by GIMS. He doesn't speak French, he just translated it one day and liked it.

Milly had a crush on Zoey until they interacted for the first time. Zoey bullied her on the spot and it pissed Milly off.

Before Henry was adopted, he tried to teach a disabled kid in the orphanage how to walk.

Zander used to adore Velvette from Hazbin Hotel until he realized she helps Valentino rape his victims with her potions.

Daisy has secretly been in the yansim fandom since he was 12.

Zoey has spread a nasty rumor about Liam before. Liam handled it normally, but Drew and Henry were getting ready to throw a punch.

Drew still teases Hailey, but he apologized for his impulsive behavior (the grabbing her arm incident) and she accepted it. They both collectively agreed it wasn't assault (that's not a conversation most ppl in this fandom are ready to have ❤️).

Milly once drew Bryce pregnant and Victor the other daddy.

Luke's vegan era is just a phase.

Zander likes keeping tabs on people -- he has like 10 alt accounts on every platform.

Bethany has a randoseru backpack. It used to be Hailey's.

Sean practiced black hairstyles on Lia.

Drew and Luke are penpals. They don't know they're sending cute notes to each other.

Lia did the rock your body trend with Milly.

Drew can do the shake it to the max dance.

Zoey is obsessed with neopolitan.

Stacy has a collection of Japanese trinkets.

Zander hides his puffy stickers from Bethany.

Liam recreated the lion king scene with Milo when they first met.

Luke read The Iliad and The Odyssey.

Zander's first fandom was mezzo piano (he was 7).

Henry managed to download DS games on his phone.

Sadie has a tomie figurine.

Zoey plays custom cast.

Milliot's first movie date was The Secret Garden (1993).

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Drew didn't enjoy the idea of ragebaiting until he found out its considered bullying. He started to use it on woke ppl online.

After going to the beach, lake, pond, or a pool, Milly keeps her bathing suit on all day and even sleeps in bed wearing it.

Zander only enjoys a like 3 rock songs.

Henry's self esteem lowers down every time people assume he's a furry or had a furry phase.

Maria blatantly glares at Lia after ep 11 bc she assumed Lia left her behind.

Zander doesn't involve himself in the lgbtq+ community. He doesn't give a shit about the ppl or labels. He knows he's gay and that's it.

Hailey was a pick me ❗️in elementary❗️

Liam stopped making your mom, teacher x student, and deep nuts jokes after ep 11. He focused more on staying on Drew's good side and slowly became pissed off from how completely modest Drew became.

Sean already got rejected in two colleges so far.

One of Zoey's old friends became a messenger for the dromies. They're basically talking behind Zoey's back with Drew's squad while being Zoey's "friend."

Zander actually had to go to Drew's house once for a school project. He got lost and accidentally found Dreazella's room.

Maria convinced Zoey her Spotify wrapped was broken because she doesn't listen to the same music genre as her (can yu guess which fanfic this is from??)

Drew was the og hater b4 every1 else started hating.

Stacy and Luke met because they're both thespian officers at school.

Max will post a comment under someone's tt and be srs abt it, and then he'll quickly switch up and claim it was a joke if his comments triggered a big number of ppl.