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*Tap tap* is this thing on… Ah Hello! My name is T or Taelia and welcome to my very own season or series of death battle! So why Am I uploading to AO3 instead of fanon? Eh because I have no way of figuring out how that works but if you want to port my works over there just credit me and don’t change the victor please and thank you, With that out of the way ITS TIME FOR THE FIGHTS TO COMMENCE!!

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Fate… it’s a belief set in stone that cannot be changed. Unless you are strong enough to do so like Madame X, The Leader of Team Xen from Pokémon Rejuvenation and Corrin, The Bridge between Nohr and Hoshido

My name is Taelia and today I’ll be putting this fight to rest, Both fighters will be given everything that they use meaning Max stats, Max Yato, Yvteal and everything else, No outside help like Xander or Zetta will be appearing to help as due to Death battle rules

Corrin: One fateful night in the city of Cheve in the southern regions of Nohr, The King of Hoshido Sumeragi was taking a trip with his infant child Corrin, When suddenly an ambush by Nohr solider’s killed him leaving the baby to be picked up and raised by the king of Nohr Garron, After what seems to be at minimum of 19 years Corrin now a full grown adult has been training under the Nohr army but his personality is far from the brutal tendencies like his “Father” eventually Corrin is sent to a canyon to test his might only to be betrayed by Hans who let’s Corrin be Captured by Hoshido and taken to their capital city, After revealing that they are his actual family, When they’re about to reveal the truth to the citizens Corrin’s sword is stolen from a hooded figure who slams it into the ground causing a huge explosion, Corrin would have been impaled by the shrapnel by the sword if it wasn’t for his mom sacrificing herself for him, In a rage Corrin immediately transformed into a dragon horse like creature

Dragon form: This ability allows Corrin to control water or at least shoot out a geyser and gains a huge power boost though does lower his skill and speed by a bit, It’s implied while not out stated but shown in the cutscene that while in this rage he was able to destroy some of the houses but that could easily be from the explosion, If it wasn’t for Azura, A princess from Nohr that was stolen in retaliation by Hoshido, She gave him the dragonstone, A stone that allows him to transform at will and keeps his sanity and allows him to control the dragon blood flowing inside him, And thanks to Smash, He is able to use a mix of both human and dragon, Able to blast giant balls of water, Form a lance and pierce through steel and a giant dragon mouth thing on his arm allowing him to bite and blast water at foes

Sadly the death of the queen meant that war between the two kingdoms was happening, As Corrin was about to leave to the field for the first fight he was given the Yato, While it’s not full powered by the start of the story for this fight it will be, By the end he gains the Omega Yato

Omega Yato: This chainsaw like sword is filled by the power of four powerful weapons wielded by Nohr and Hoshido royals and filled by the last of the rainbow sage’s power, The Omega Yato Gives him a massive power boost to every stat like strength, speed, defence and crit chance, It’s also allowed him to defeat enemies that no regular sword could defeat but we’ll get to that, The sword should be powerful enough to cut through steel plated armour or just shatter the steel plates completely, It’s also comparable in power to the four other weapons wielded by Nobel’s while it doesn’t have their specific abilities like shoot out lightning or summon a wave of energy to smack opponents with, He should be able to do the same feats with them

At the plains of Hoshido or as it is called in Engage “The Crossroads of Fate” Corrin was forced to pick a side… Nohr, Hoshido or being in smash, Oh yeah forgot to mention but there is a fourth option that seems to be the canon version that you cannot get anymore legally because of the Eshop closing and it being dlc for Conquest or Birthright, This is why they never did the two versions thing ever again. Anyways Corrin chose… No one, The choice between Blood and the family he known his entire life was impossible. So he left with Azura and Felicia to try and find another way to end this war

Feats/Abilites: During Corrin’s travel he picked many ability’s like as a Nohr Noble he is able to use Tomes and Staffs to shoot out Fire and Lightning, He’s also fast enough to dodge Bows, Swords and Magic that uses fire and Lightning as well, Along his way he also gained the ability to use dragon veins thanks to his dragon blood, This allows him to freeze enemies or water, create bridges from stone or ice, flood the area, create duplicates, and summon acid rain, Sadly these can only be used in specific locations but they could appear anywhere, But he is not invincible, His personality as I mentioned before hurts him more than it helps sometimes, He refuses to kill as he’s a pacifist and believes the best in any human out there even his tyrant of a father, He’s also kind of Gullible falling into multiple of traps or not recognizing Azura was the dancer in conquest, Any weapons that deal more damage to dragons hurts him more as well as Lances, daggers and Shuriken’s due to the type triangle, Eventually Corrin was able to take down armies by himself, Able to win a war with zero casualties if you keep reseting or like me and am scared of losing characters just played on the mode that doesn’t allow death, He’s Been stabbed, Burnt, Shocked Poisoned, shocked and had the life drain from him but somehow survived and more importantly at the end of his journey he was finally able to change the fate of his region by killing his true dad, The Silent Dragon Anakos who is compared to a god in power who was able to create pillars of light ya know casual Fire emblem final boss things

At the end, It did not matter where Corrin came from or where he was raised, He fought till the end and ended the war peacefully with Nohr and Hoshido.

Madame X: In the region of Aevium Pokémon lived freely and happily alongside their trainers or just in the wild like in Akuwa Town or the big city of GDC, Wait you don’t recognize these places or the region? Well makes sense as the Aevium region is from a fan game but it always be real in my heart, In this region there’s so much to explore but the reason why we’re here is because of a more sinister side, The evil team called Team Xen runs rampant with members like Geara who uses the lord of the distortion world Giratina or Zetta with the ultra beast slayer Silvally but one stands above the rest, The leader Madame X, Her age is unknown, Nor her face minus a bit, All we know is that the masses kneel and cower before her, Now I will be explaining some heavy lore for rejuv so this is the final warning

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD

Reason why Madame X’s age is unknown or even her name is because she’s kind of a time hiccup, You see in the past she appears in the Chrysalis manor, We actually go there multiple times including Madame X who appears there in the prologue, over 50 years ago, She also implies she’s been here before, Madame X has been doing the whole masked lady looked for a long ass time and knows of the events the games, She even travels to an alternate timeline where Melia is a 9 year old asshole, Tesla and Amber are homeless, Valerie is a pirate and the sea is blood red, She’s a menacing threat to all those who oppose her or her goals.

Feats/Abilities: Madame X has only been shown to be hurt once, And that’s when Sakitron smacked her with a giant steel hammer which only shattered part of her face, Her sword skills are terrifying as well being able to break apart a Light screen that Nancy used to block her for some time but it only worked because Madame X wanted Nancy to feel fear once again before stabbing her in the back, While Chasing Nancy, Hapi, Melia’s Togekiss shot multiple Aura sphere’s at her which she dodged with ease and disappeared from the human eye, Not to mention a split second scene where she was able to quickly stab Emma revealing Melia was Emma all along, even Madame X was able to sense this despite being fully disguised by magic, She should also be comparable to dodging attacks from other Pokémon villains in rebornverse like Lin who tangled with a giant Steelixor the rift Pokémon, Rift Pokémon are experiments created by Xen that have a powerful Pokémon on the outside but have an entire pocket Dimension of their own, But more importantly is her hax, First being Yvetal, The only pokemon she carries around is a Yvetal that listens to her fully and at all times which is impressive since in Rejuvenation lore the only way to get a legendary is to bond with them as stated by Gearav and Jenner’s discussion at the top of mount valour While beating her is possible, It’s only doable by cheesing the game and in which she reveals that she does indeed have a father, But more importantly is the move Yvetal uses, Decimation that is able to defeat most if not 95% of all Pokémon in the game by draining the life from them leaving them lifeless and can petrify opponents leaving them as stone and has priority meaning it always goes first and bypasses every ability, Not to mention even if Yvetal dies, Every living thing around it will be drained of all life, Speaking of Stone, Due to Kieran and Clara using Petrifaction to well Petrify characters Like Venam while not permeant it still sucks ass to be turned to stone, But the problem with this is that the machine is to big to be used at all in a random fight and would risk Madame X being Turned to stone as well, and finally the most important thing in her arsenal… The time diamond, One of the most powerful artifacts in the Pokémon Universe, Giving the user complete control over time, How she has it no one really knows as of V13.5 we don’t really know where she got it, But what we do know is that it’s powerful enough to revert and stop time completely, She’s quick and strong enough to stop time after a nuke went off and revert time so you the player can save the timeline and get out, And yes she knows about the interceptor and the whole 3 life thing and despises you for changing fate that is set in stone It doesn’t matter what or who you are, You will bow down to Madame X as it’s the only choice for survival

Now with everything calculated any bias thrown aside and multiple days of debating on the winner the fight has been set.

Pre Fight:

*Insert God’s hand by Brandon yate’s*

In the fields of Hoshido, War torn flags of Nohr fly in the air as a white hair man meditates in the war torn field, Eventually Foot steps approach him

Madame X: “Corrin of Nohr and Hoshido, You have invalidated the very nature of Fate, Put down all weapons and I’ll make this easier then it has to be.”

Unsheathing her blade, she points it at Corrin as he sighs putting Ryoma and Xander’s broken swords next to their graves

Corrin: “Yeah? And who are you to tell me about fate, I went along the path of my father’s wishes, Is that not fate?”

Corrin pulls out the Omega Yato as it revs and spurs like a chainsaw, Madame X Sighs

Madame X: “Easy choice it is.”

Madame X sprints towards Corrin as he takes out a tome in his left hand and casts Thunder towards her, She’s able to dodge it but just barley and clashes swords with him

Madame X: “Even after your father turned into that thing and made you slaughter your family… Your own mother and cousins? i bet that was a fun night on your conscience.”

Madame X takes a step back and slams Corrin’s face with her fist, As he stumbled back and vision blurry, He wipes away his bloody nose

Madame X: “That is not Corrin. And I will set things right!”

Lunging towards Corrin, He Uses Dragon lunge to launch himself towards Madame and kicks her in the stomach, The kick sends her crashing into the ground as she’s about to get up and ball of water slams into her sending her through a tree ripping part of her cape, Corrin then uses Lightning but she quickly dodges it and starts to catch her breath

Corrin: “Don’t you dare tell me what I’m supposed to be! I… I.. i did what was necessary”

His head was filled with Uncertainty but he shook his head only to see Madame X in front of him

Madame X: “It wasn’t.”

A slam against Corrin from the sword by Madame X caused a slice of blood to drip onto the ground, Madame X followed this by slamming her sword against his face, Slicing off an eye, Corrin stumbles back and stands on a dragon vein which summons two clones of him that rush towards MX, She sighs and slices them in half before being hit by Ox spirit, She eventually gets off of it and rushes towards Corrin

Corrin: “ENOUGH!”

He slams the ground as it explodes transforming into his dragon form and wraps his tail around Madame X constricting her, As he is above to blast her with water she slices the bottom side of the tail which allows her to cleave through it getting free and dodging the blast, But doesn’t dodge the smack by the foot of the dragon as it roars and charges towards her she slams her sword into Corrin’s left front leg but it barley leaves a mark on the leg as the sword bounces off and she is picked up and held by the dragon, Before Corrin transforms back into a human he throws Madame X next to her sword, He catches his breath and sighs

Corrin: “Pick it up… I may not like killing but I will do this honourably.”

Madame X: “Pathetic but very well, Oh so honourable family killer, You betrayed everyone you love and where did that get you, Third place in favourite town with dear old dad? But yeah So Honourably.”

Corrin had enough, He used Thunder which Madame X dodged but into a slice by Corrin. Causing a similar blood drip to his own wound and smashed her helmets mask with the back handle of his sword, Shattering some of the mask revealing a dark toned woman with black hair and a red eye, She stumbled backwards feeling the open hole against her helmet

Madame X: “Ah… not again”

He sprinted full speed clashing his sword against Madame X’s, Heavy and angry breathes came from him has he activated Dragon fang biting on Madame X’s Left arm and crunching down on her breaking the bones in her arm and started activating the chainsaw on the omega yato grinding and shattering her sword and kicked her to the ground, As Madame X stared from the ground as Corrin stood above her and soon as he slammed his sword into her stomach…

Madame X: “YVETAL! DECIMATION”

She activated the time diamond, Freezing Corrin in place, Taking the Yato out of her and moving away a bit, Blood smeared across the grass as time resumed, Corrin looked confused as a Giant red bird came from a small ball off to the side and launched a giant beam, He used the rest of his energy to launch a giant ball of water at the blast but it was destroyed right away, The Blast hit him, Draining him of life slowly and turning him to stone

Corrin: “What… what did you-“

He struggled to speak as he became paler and lost most of his muscle, becoming dry as a skeleton, Madame X struggled towards him from the back of him took the Yato and held it to his throat

Madame X: “The right thing.”

And lodged it right through his throat, The petrified Corrin then shattered, Madame X then picked up the pieces of her sword and walked up to her Yvetal, clutching her left arm as she sighed

Madame X: “May you have a better life in another timeline…”

KO

Wait what? Should’ve Corrin have won?

Well yeah kinda, You see Corrin had a lot of good Points, He’s got the better weapon feats and stronger defence and is slightly faster but that’s it Madame X has been doing this whole thing for over 40 years compared to the max 1 year being kind to Corrin, His training was subpar to say the least, is far smarter, Is less easy to take advantage of and more importantly has more Hax, It was over when Madame X got a time stopping diamond and a Pokémon that controls death, But what if Corrin killed Yvetal? Well that would be bad since Yvetal kills anyone near him when it dies and more importantly is tamed by Madame X meaning once called out it will do everything to protect her and of course stopping time played a huge factor especially when she stopped a nuke going off and reversed it, Corrin had no counters to time stopping and another factor is that Corrin would hesitate to kill a human, especially after she kept gas lighting him, It seemed like Corrin’s fate was sealed

The winner is Madame X

Track name would be Intercepting fate

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Ah the 1950’s the first decade after a long and tragic war, And because of the war two figures appeared in cinemas, Like the Grandpa of all Kaiju media Godzilla and the inspiration of the king of monsters Rhedosaurus, My name is Taelia and this is the Absolute trials

(Note for the fight and analysis we’ll only be using their og films aka the 1954 Godzilla movie and the 1953 The beast from 20’000 fathoms movie so Novels or Godzilla from hell stuff will be used only their original media)

Godzilla the king of the monsters: 1954, The year an icon and a king was born, The Japanese Freighter Eiko-Maru was attacked and destroyed off the coast of Odo island, Another ship is sent to investigate but is tragically met with the same fate minus with some surviving, Along with a fishing boat with exactly one survivor, The elder of the island blames it on a sea creature of legend, Reporters are dispatched to Odo island to investigate the matter, The same night a storm covering a monster attacked the village leaving most of the village destroyed… Eventually a Palaeontologist is sent to the island to investigate as well as the reporters but soon as they find a Giant foot step with a trilobite in it the village alarm rings revealing the elder was right and the legend of Gojira was real.

Feats/Abilites: Standing at 50 Meters/160 Ft tall, This version of Godzilla is seemingly extremely resilient to most forms of damage, During his rampage throughout the city of Tokyo he had damage from Regular Gun fire, Tank’s, Artillery, And took damage from jet’s shooting missiles and their machine gun’s, Japan tried their best even with building a 98ft tall electrical fence with 50’000 volts to in hopes block Godzilla out but it’d be in vain as he powered through it, He broke through it thanks to his Atomic breath, A white heat ray that sets whatever it hits ablaze and can can melt cars, It’s much more akin to a flamethrower just strapped to a lizard, After rampaging and destroying Tokyo the survivors and during the attack got radiation sickness meaning just by standing Tokyo was already destroyed as many died both animals and humans, He was also able to destroy the city by brute force, Slamming his tail, Feet, claws, Hell he even bit a train and threw it, Eventually Serizawa invented the Oxygen destroyer in hopes to kill Godzilla but knowing the military would repeat the same mistakes and use his research for war and awake something like how the nuke did he burnt his research, Took a dive to Godzilla’s lair and sacrificed his life to kill Godzilla, While not immediately the oxygen destroyer forced him out of the water screaming in agony as he melted apart from the oxygen destroyers blast, While Tokyo, Japan and the world was safe it was the world’s fault that it was even a problem to begin with.

Rhedosaurus the inspiration to a king: Far away from the arctic circle resides the nuclear bomb testing site “Operation Experiment” …Ya sure, Good name not gonna wanna rephrase it or something make it better or? Anyways after a Nuclear blast happens a 40metre/131 Ft tall dinosaur is awakened named Rhedosaurus, Well awaken is more so a lie more like the heat from the nuke’s explosion thawed it out, Eventually it left the arctic circle and headed to the east coast of America sinking multiple ships and attack a Lighthouse, completely demolishing it, Eventually after killing Professor Elton, The Rhedosaur comes ashore in manhattan, attacking the city, running through buildings rolling a car like it’s a toy and eating a cop, We do have a kill count which is 180 deaths, this causes the military to be sent in and deal with the monster, First an electric fence then a Bazooka to the throat which causes it to bleed all over the place and forces the dinosaur to return to sea unfortunately this blood caused some kind of sickness to people so more people die so the military decides if they can’t bleed it to death they need to nuke the bitch and leave nothing remaining, So When the Rhedosaurus is trapped in a rollercoaster ride, The area is set ablaze, As hard it tries it couldn’t get out, Then the military launched their plan and was able to neutralize it from the inside and eventually dies on the beach of Coney island… We really need to stop nuking places because there’s always dinosaurs around…

Well with everything calculated and the story of both movies retold, It’s time for the trial to begin!

Insert music: Godzilla 1954 theme

Pre Fight: [New York 1955] A family of five watch the news on a TV “Today marks the 1 year anniversary of the fall of Japan, 1 year ago a massive monster laid waste to Tokyo… While an attempt to kill it was launched sadly they failed in their attempts” Suddenly a Massive dust cloud forms outside the window of the apartment as a large step is heard from awhile away, Suddenly air raid siren blast throughout the city, Another step before the third step is right next to them, A Massive roar is heard as Godzilla screams at a Helicopter before smacking it out of the air and Swinging his tail at the building next to him, Right before he’s about to continue his attack he’s interrupted by what sounds like a foghorn, Turning around he see’s a shorter but still giant reptile who just rose from the water, Slamming it’s tail aggressively and roars at the giant monster

Insert music: Ghidorah, The three headed monster (1964) main theme (And any of the showa themes if you want)

Fight:

The two charge, While Godzilla slowly makes his way towards Rhedo, The Dinosaur slams it’s jaw against Godzilla’s ankle and clamps down, Causing blood to gush out from his leg, As he tries to shake Rhedo off the dinosaur let go and quickly ran behind and chomped down onto the heel of Godzilla, He let out a loud roar as he was knocked down onto an apartment, Rhedo used this chance to slash at Godzilla’s chest and chew it, Godzilla swung his claws at the dinosaur, Slashing the side causing a gash to appear and him screaming in pain as his toxic blood splats on the ground, Dripping down, As Rhedo stumbled backwards Godzilla used his Atomic breath and shot it towards Rhedo but he dodged it and ran away towards one of the bridges, Eventually Godzilla get’s back up and shakes the debris off of him and gets up and follows the blood trail eventually getting to the docks where the trail ends… Suddenly Rhedo slams into the building next to Godzilla causing it to topple onto him, The Building crashing down causes a huge cloud of dust, Godzilla breathes heavily and spots Rhedo coming in from behind and tries to strike but is knocked back into the ocean when the dinosaur lunges into him, The two battle in the water, Godzilla chomps at Rhedo’s tail, and starts shaking it around, Rhedo slashes Godzilla’s neck and Chomps at his jaw, causing blood to spurt from the monster but is thrown out of the water and escapes to Coney island to heal it’s wounds, The Dinosaur slams into the rollercoaster and licks it’s wounds, The blood from Rhedo floods some of the parks area causing people to burn and then rashes and pores pop up as the water burns and Godzilla roars as he gets out of the water and stares at the dinosaur with blood dripping down and slash marks on Godzilla and a giant gash on Rhedosaurus’s side the two out of breath stare at each other breathing heavily as the two out of breath, Godzilla is the one to make the first move as he walks to Rhedosaur but is stopped by Rhedo slashing his leg and gnawing his right arm and crunching onto it, Godzilla let’s out an earth shattering cry of pain as he tries to slash Rhedo with his left arm but that is again gnawed on and crunched but Rhedo twists it, Breaking the bones and Climbing onto Godzilla where he slashes the monsters neck and bites onto it only to be forced off by Godzilla, Angry as he could be who grabs Rhedosaur’s tail, Bites Rhedo’s back left leg off and throws him through the coaster and onto the Farris wheel, He charges up his atomic breath, As the dinosaur tries to get up it’s hit by a giant beam of atomic energy, The area around it explodes, As Godzilla is about to celebrate the burning and melting body of Rhedosaurus lunges at Godzilla, Trying to bite him, The skin slowly burns off as Godzilla fires one final blast, blowing up the dinosaur, The area is filled with fire cackling and a final cry from Rhedosaurus, Rain slowly starts to drip down as Godzilla realizes the only one left in this world who even understands what he went through is now dead, and by his hands… He let’s out one final screech of sorrow and returns to the ocean floor and collapses…

KO

Jesus fuck… what happened, Okay so essentially think of this match up as Rock paper scissors, Godzilla is the rock and Rhedosaurus is the scissors, Godzilla is slow and a tank meanwhile Rhedosaurus is fast and agile, Both actually had an even chance of winning, But Godzilla had the Atomic breath not to mention if He catches Rhedosaur for a moment that’s game over, Meanwhile Rhedosaurus could bite Godzilla and ware him down over time but that means trying to get a better hit than just legs, Not to mention a single bit wouldn’t put him down, Rhedosaurus was hurt by a single missile while Godzilla took on an entire army, Not to mention the atomic breath would be too much for Rhedosaurus to handle, For example it was able to melt through steel beams and cars with ease meaning all it would take was once breath to put him down, Rhedosaurus put up a good fight but he was no match for the king he inspired.

The Winner is 1954 Godzilla, End trial

Godzilla:
+ Better Defences
+ Can hit stronger
+ Atomic breath
-Slower
-Less agile

Rhedosaur:
+Faster
+More Agile
-worse defence
-has no counter against heat
-Has been shown to be hurt against regular weaponry

Track name is: “Inspiration of a king”

Next time: Orphan vs Silk (Dc vs Marvel)

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Mentors, Teachers, Sensei’s, You can be the best in your field but if you don’t have a student to teach you aren’t a real teacher, Like Cassandra Cain, Student of Batman and Cindy Moon Student of Spider-man, My name is Taelia and it’s time to run a trial

Orphan, The Best Batkid:

Cassandra Cain was born by Lady Shiva and David Cain two parents that have mastered martial arts and passed this same mastery over to their kid who was forced to become a child prodigy, In order to become the perfect Assassin, Which kinda fell through after she actually killed someone and left, Yeah despite being raised as a killer Cass is something you know, A Human someone with feelings so it’s no wonder after leaving and joining up With Barbara as one of her agents and saving Commissioner Gordan from an assassination attempt, After that She got in the eyes of the masked orphan adopter Batman, Now working with him he would train her to use her experience not to kill but for good, And because of becoming a batkid she has the tools to fight crime all in a single belt, Grapple hook, Batarangs, A Tracker, Explosives, smoke bombs, Bola’s and Pellets that burns the eye when come into contact, She also uses a Katana sometimes, She was able to cut through clayface in half perfectly one time, Of course being raised by martial art masters this gave her super-peak human capability, An enhanced sense like being able sense a shapeshifter, or a corpse covered in gasoline or determining Camarouge’s accurate location, She’s a master of stealth being able to blend in the shadows and disappear without a trace, One of her more impressive abilities is her ability to read body language with ease, Meaning she has a sort of future sight being able to tell how someone is gonna attack just by looking at someone, Pressure points, and was able to survive lethal hypothermia incased in ice thanks to her suit, Something like that at a minimum of 10 Celsius would kill a regular human in an hour and -2 would kill a human in 15 minutes, But she’s no ordinary human, Being able to take down Lady Shiva multiple times who is on par with the likes of Batman, Hell Deathstroke has stated that Bruce wouldn’t be able to beat Cassandra even on a good day, She damaged Scarebeast who was on parr with Gorillia grodd and paralyzed Barbra gordan’s back, Now while all of this is impressive she has some weaknesses that can be exploited like mental explanation, being unable to read body language of those who move unpredictably and not to mention she’s only human she can only take so much and can be harmed like what happened with Bane breaking the bat or Joker and Jason, But it doesn’t matter sometimes as if you are in her crosshairs you are already done.

Silk, The underappreciated spider member:
Peter parker or as he would be called Spider-Man was bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him powers and was able to fight crime, Well after being smacked as you do after you bite someone, The spider crawled up A Girl’s ankle and bit her before dying, fucking asshole, Anyways this girl was Cindy Moon, Well unlike Peter after her powers manifested she was taken away by Ezekiel sims and locked into a bunker after finding out about Morlun was hunting down spider people for the totem and what not casual multiverse stuff, The bunker was made in what seems to be reinforced steel and had multiple protection systems to stop Morlun from finding her, Eventually she would break out of the bunker, The bunker door to escape was broken was much larger to size of Cindy and was around the width of a cabinet which meant it would take her to use a collective of 70 joules of energy to break and shatter the door, In terms of strength we need to look at Peter who is on equal scaling of Cindy, Hmmm sounds familiar yeah Both Cindy and Cass are equal to their mentors which also means should be equal to the villains they fought and their feats at least base so nothing like cosmic or for Cass, The Hellbat suit, Like how Peter puts up with Rhino who can destroy walls, Or how Cindy can put up with Electro, Yk the guy made of electricity and can dodge his attacks, Hell Cindy is on the same durability level as Peter who once lifted the weight of an old steam locomotive and also supported the weight of a falling building, The daily bugle is weighed in at 46 stories tall and Peter was also able to quickly web up at least half of one side in a couple seconds, But more importantly is how she again compared to Peter, While Peter (and the rest of the spider cast but shut) have Spider-Sense and Webbing Cindy has Silk sense, claws that can pierce tires and damage metal and Silk, Basically Silk sense acts as a highly more versatile spider-sense, Think Spider-Sense as Ultra instinct, Now take Ultra instinct and give it Kaioken and you have Silk sense, Which means she is capable of being alerted to basically everything ahead of time and has time to change directions and Silk vs Webbing is the same but better due to being organic not from a web shooter kind of like the symbiote but this also leads to her weaknesses, One if her webs are blocked she cannot use them for a long time but thanks to being locked into a bunker and missing around 10 years of her life at a minimum she has… Issues that being mental problems that she is constantly dealing with a world she doesn’t even know and is unfamiliar with, This can cause some problems but as of now she has had these problems helped with, Also cooking, The recent Gwen comics show she cannot cook for shit

Also fuck the Pheromone shit, That is not canon.

Alright with the entire data of both combatants inserted, It’s time to run the trials

Pre fight: New york city, 11:16 PM December 19th 2024, A futuristic helicopter with a thruster fly’s above the city, Inside the Helicopter Saya ishii swishes around her wine and takes a sip

“Nothing like…” giving a groan as a guard alerts her attention, Giving her a Tablet of a heat signature that’s been following them since Gotham, “These brats never learn, Very well” She flips up a phone and pressing a button and starts to call someone, Outside a Figure is seen running after the Helicopter and shoots a Grappling hook at the building next to it and swings at the Helicopter before being slammed in her side

FIGHT:

Crashing into a window of an abandoned skyscraper, Cass quickly get’s up and hides into the shadow’s as Cindy swoops in landing perfectly

Silk: “oh god… please don’t tell me you’re dea- Oh you uh left, So uh hey masked character you were kinda creeping out someone and I’m gonna ask you to stop and return to Gotham we already have enough masked weirdo’s running in New-“

Cindy is smacked in the face by a batterang and kicked backwards but she stays on her feet, As the wind blows throughout the skyscraper and snow pellets fall through the room is silent

Orphan: “I’m on an investigation, Surender now and I’ll leave you be”

Silk: “Eh Nah I’m fine it’s kinda my job to- AGH MY EYES!”

Falling down and covering her eyes as Orphan throws out her burning pellets, She sighs and gets ready to depart checking her nav system for the tracker only to see the blip be removed

Orphan: “Dammit… Alright listen here grunt you are gonna help me fin-“

Before she could finish Silk uppercuts Orphan and swings her through a wall

Silk: “NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY SPRAYS… SHOOTS pepper? God Why is that your first resort to a problem! It burns God”

As Silk wipes her eyes she runs into the hole that was made, Her vision blurry, She shakes her head to focus and senses the kick from Orphan and dodges it, The two exchange stares and run at each other, Cass throws a Bola at Silk’s leg only for Silk to web it up and throws it into a wall, The two trade blows with Cassandra trying to block Silk’s Pressure points while Silk is trying to knock out Cassandra, Eventually Cass Grows tired and smoke bombs the area

Orphan: “I know who you are Cindy… I know you’re family Albert, Nari and your brother Albert moon Jr… Just back away and I’ll make sure we won’t come for them just for questioning…”

Silk in a rage, Shouts and Webs Orphan and swings her through multiple walls before dragging her into a punch and slams her through a wall and onto a meeting room’s desk which shatters on impact

Silk: “LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THIS”

Silk Punches Orphan’s face in multiple times before Orphan catches a punch and kicks her off throwing a Battarang at Silk, Slashing against her leg and drop kicks her through another floor into a bathroom where Silk catches another kick and slams her through a wall and knocks down a vending machine, Orphan Shoots her grappling hook, Sinking into Silk left arm and dragging her towards her, As Silk rips the hook off, She gut punches Orphan, Then Orphan kicks her face, Knocking out some teeth, Orphan then throws some explosive geel near Silk and sets it off, Silk quickly dodges and webs Orphan’s legs together and drags her through a door and smashes her face, and Removing her mask which fly’s away in the wind, Near the edge Orphan throws a smoke bomb at Silk’s face and while she is shortly blinded she kicks Silk’s legs forward and pushes her down and starts choking her with her arm

Orphan: “Just tell me where Saya is and I promise I will leave you alone. Final warning, You have the count of three.

One

Two…”

Silk: “THREE”

As Orphan counts down Silk gets up pushes both of them out a window, Shattering against it Orphan let’s go but id kneed against the face and activated her glider

Orphan: “Maybe your family will be more conv-mhhg”

Silk webs Orphan’s mouth and slashes against her wings tearing them apart, As she uses Orphan’s body as a ramp and fly’s past Orphan, She turns around and webs Orphan’s back and foot dive’s her back

Silk: “I SAID LEAVE MY FAMILY OUT OF THIS”

As Orphan is spiralling towards an abandoned mall’s center she spots a crane that was being use for construction, She Quickly pulls out her grappling hook and attaches onto the hook of the crane before the wires are sliced by Silk’s claws, Silk then web’s Orphan swinging her around and throws her into the mall, Orphan is sent crashing into it, Crashing into some boxes and concrete, She quickly gets up and dodges a web strike from Silk that shatters the flooring of the mall, Out of breath the two stare deeply into each other’s eye’s, Orphan pulls out her Sword and readies herself as Silk pulls out her claws

Orphan: “it didn’t have to come to this”

Silk: “It did… And you made it come to this…”

Orphan: “Very well… May you rest well in heaven.”

The two heroine’s running towards each other, Both slash at each other but dodge each attack, Silk Headbutts Orphan but is then kicked into a pillar which shatters upon impact, Silk then uses her webs to throw some of the debris at Orphan which are quickly slice, Silk tries to web up the sword but each time the webs reach the sword they are sliced, In this time Silk’s Senses go off as she leaps to the right as an explosion goes off from gel Orphan planted while Silk was distracted, Only to be smacked in the face by a Battarang, Cutting Silk’s face and removing her mask, Orphan uses this chance to run up and punch Silk in the face, As Silk is about to counter the next attack, She notices Orphan quickly switching up her movement to counter her’s

In silk’s mind: “wait she’s predicting everything I do like spider-sense come on Cindy think how do I disarm this”

Before she can think of an answer her leg sliced by the sword and is thrown into a forklift, Orphan then uses her explosive gel, Silk swings out of the explosion and get’s an idea, Jumping in the air Silk then webs the surrounding area and then starts webbing random spots and starts swinging around and going in for fake out attacks, Orphan’s vision dodges all of the place before being snuck up and kicked up the mall, Being knocked into a wall, Orphan tries to dodge a kick to the face but fails and is thrown into a fountain, Silk then web strikes her, Shattering the fountain.

The area is filled with snow, Blood and shattered glass, The show look exhausted as they get ready for one final attack, Silk and Orphan run up to each other and slice sound is heard… Blood drips from Silk as the katana is shoved into her side, While Orphan takes a step back trying to grab her neck, As Silk’s bloodied claws slice one final time into Orphan’s chest… Cassandra tries to get up but fails, Laying dead in the snow as the blood drips from her neck, Silk pulls out her sword from the chest and lay’s it in Cassandra Cain hands

Cindy Moon: “I’m sorry…”

She then webs her chest wound and her mouth and swings out

KO

Jesus Christ, …So like is Batman gonna find her orr??

Okay so this was genuinely really close and I mean it, Both were equal in a lot of stats, and experience but there were a few exceptions, One the scaling for them, Being Base Peter and Base Batman, Why base? Well because they are never stated to go beyond base forms like Cosmic or hellbat suit, Peter is hell of a lot stronger than Bruce, Who for example is able to lift up locomotives and buildings while beaten and exhausted while Bruce is just peak human, Another thing is the villain’s, Spider-Man villains compared to Batman villains are just a hell of a lot stronger than the rest where Batman villains have mental shit, We have dude that is a rhino, Electro who can shoot lightning (which Silk has fought), But let’s compare stats, Silk was equal to Orphan’s Sword but that meant Orphan needed the sword at all times to avoid a finishing attack while Silk could just speed blitz her due to dodging/being fast as lightning and more importantly is the Silk sense, It being labelled as a stronger version of Spider-Sense meant Cassandra was gonna have to find a way to deal with it and the webs and sadly there wasn’t anything in her arsenal that could do that, Orphan was an immensely dangerous foe but thanks to Silk’s better abilities, faster speed and better base attack she was able to web up a win

The Winner is Silk

Track name would be: Sheltered regret

Chapter Text

Makima vs Cyn

Control. A way of gaining power, People use this to their own personal benefits to get what they want, Like Makima The control devil from Chainsaw man and Cyn The host of the absolute solver, My name is Taelia and it’s my job to run trials and see who would win a battle to the death!

Makima the control devil:
So you know fear? Yeah in this world it kinda takes… a form okay so basically say you have a very reasonable fear of frogs, Well the more people are afraid of it the more powerful this thing becomes, This example it would be the frog devil, My worst fear fucking hate them… Well what is one fear we all agree is terrifying? Control, The fear of someone controlling your everyday actions or the world you live in, Having control or no control is a deeply unpleasant fear which is no wonder the Governm- I mean the Control devil is one of the most dangerous devils out there, Who is this devil, Well none over then Makima… The leader of the devil hunters, A government funded task force made specifically to waste your tax dollars

Oh and Hunt devils too ig, They’re basically the ghost busters if they were gay and were in a more dangerous business, Cause yk fighting a giant devil capable of destroying Japan vs a green glob guy that eats food yeah uh it’s clear what is the more dangerous job here, Anyways Makima has been alive for at least 50 years I think, Her age is unknown but that doesn’t mean she isn’t experienced in combat she knows multiple forms of martial arts and sword play so she can actually fight against foes and not sit on the side lines, Even if damaged like being stabbed, shot in the head, burned alive, kicked so hard you body explodes, Being forced to watch Revenge of the fallen as someone who never grew up on it, organs removed, Yk that stuff, She can just pop right back up but problem is she can only do this around 123,753,041 times as of October, Why specific? Well because Japan is her extra life, As long as someone is still alive she will just pop right back up over and over again, Even if she is still alive she can just drink her own blood like a vampire to heal herself, Or can just sniff you from over 300 meters away,Her control over others is limited to work on people that she views as lesser then herself so basically everyone thanks for having a ego problem… Which is terrifying since she has control over your mind and your body via telekinesis or just cause you to have infinite digestive issues, The worst fate… Eternal stomach cramps, She could also be like me (when i was a kid) and every kid on a playground during 2nd grade recess and blow you away with a finger gun, There’s no actual science or invisible bullet it just appears on you meaning there’s no real way to dodge it, Especially holding cake, And like a Pokémon trainer she has a collection of devils, Like The Fox devil, The future Devil, A flamethrower devil, Probably like 100 different stabbing devils, The Bomb devil, Mantis devil, The Zombie devil, The Punishment devil, The Spider devil who can open portals to other dimensions The blood devil, The angel devil which counter productive name aside is probably my favourite because you get to see God, Also he’s pretty af but shush but more importantly is the Chainsaw devil aka Denji, A Professional devil hunter who can survive basically anything like getting cut in half, or even killing Makima herself and killed the eternity devil… Jesus Christ Makima I haven’t listed all of them and I think that’s arguably over kill, Also yes Power and Denji will be apart of this fight, If you want the devils to fight then you got to have the best ones, Which is important considering whatever devil Chainsaw man eats that concept is gone. Like Nazi’s, You a real one Pochita, She was able to bang The chainsaw devil out of orbit which by estimate would require almost around 1250 kilograms of tnt to launch someone like that, she also was able to defeat the typhoon devil which by death battle’s math, It’s storm was destructive as 413 Kilotons of tnt, Was able to defeat the gun devil’s fragment which reached upwards to Mach 486 which is 486X the speed of light, Makima is an absolute monster who will probably kill you actually scratch that, She will kill you before you even see you… Or just make a contract so she can kill and use you later

Cyn the solver of the absolute fabric:
Welcome to earth, Or just Australia in the far of year of 3071 JcJenson IN SPAAAACCCEE!!! Would like to show you their top of the line worker drones and just kidding Earth is gone lmao, I mean it’s totally fineeee dw about it, So one day a drone who only went by… nothing was approached in her mind by the absolute solver, It would bring her back to life and restore her but it would get access to her systems, The drone accepted. After crawling out of the drone pit the drone came across a girl, the heir of the Elliott family, Tessa James Elliott why was she a rich girl out in the rain near a graveyard? Well she had a habit of digging her ancestors up and harvesting their hair for her drones, Seeing this broken drone She immediately got her fixed up and named her “Cyn”. Worker drones are pretty weak, They’re around average human levels of physique with the only difference being made out of steel and a short height but Cyn is no ordinary worker drone, And thanks to the Elliott’s family horrible treatment of drones it got worse, Sending her to the basement but this is what she needed to work on perfection, Slowly molding her way to making the disassembly drones a perfect killing army just for her, These drones looking at base drones so while feats from V and N will be taken account in, It is most likely they are just built different so stuff like moving inside a black hole won’t be used (At least for the regular drones) These drones have a vast array of weapons from, Automatic rifles, semi automatic, Swords, chainsaws, emps, “freaking ninja stars”, Laser weapons, Claws that can lift a bunker door which weighs around 20 tons, a Nanite acid tail, Saliva to heal from it, Automatic regeneration that can heal basically anything as long as their core is alive, And if they’re bodies are destroyed or core is, They turn into eldritch horrors which can create perfect holograms, Even beings that have never been seen by them and can be as long as 3 football fields aka 300 yards or 274.32 meters, They’re also able to fly, survive the vacuum of space, fly at sonic speeds evident by breaking the sound barrier everytime they launch themselves and they’re defensive capabilities are no joke either, Withe their weakest points aka their wings being able to withstand gunfire from an Apache helicopters machine gun and tank rockets basically daily and are powerful enough to swipe steel into nothing with a single swipe, Cyn most likely has over 26 drones with her and has back ups if needed, Cyn was able to wipe out humanity and got bored and blew up with earth which would require 60 Zetatons of Tnt! She was also able to control Nori and blow up Copper 9’s atmosphere which caused more humans to die, Copper-9 is around the size of Jupiter due to a size comparison of a similar planet next to them, Thanks to this she was able to continue her solving of planets by blowing em up thanks to the solver, The solver allows her control over basically anything, Too lazy to reach a coffee mug? solver, Annoying neighbour? Solver, Annoying Planet? Solver, You get the picture, It’s able to create matter at any moment, create giant tendrils from the earth’s core And my personal favourite, Null holes, A mini black hole which destroys anything, And by destroy I mean leave nothing behind, And she can just use em whenever, Hell her clash with Uzi with just a small null hole she was able to cause 2 continent destroying blasts which also parted the clouds, Though she isn’t without her weakness, This being her ego she likes playing with her food which ultimately caused her downfall where Uzi was able to defeat her, though she might be alive still. So even if you kill Cyn, She has multiple hosts to take control of.. Cyn is a manifestation of humanity’s greed and we all will pay for our sins.

Alright with everything calculated, all the stats compiled it’s time to run a trial!

Pre fight:

Start up, Select file, //Battle of absolute control.mp4

//Earth, Asia, Japan, Tokyo, April 17th ——

The streets are calm, Peaceful even, Devils haven’t attacked at all, Makima is walking down the streets of Tokyo for a meeting, In the distance screams could be heard, A body is flung into a wall, Makima used to devils just kept walking until an intersection where a robot creature was feasting on a civilian

Makima: “Bang.”

The drone was launched into a wall with half of it’s side missing, Makima started to walk away to check on the devil hunters before being interrupted by a figure standing above the body of the dead civilian

Makima: Guessing you are the one behind this, Reminds me of a movie, Might rewatch it after crushing corpse to nothing.

???: “Yawn, Bored Expression”

The figure cracked her neck, Opened her hand, Suddenly a yellow symbol appeared on Makima’s waist as she was blown in half

Cyn: “Silly, Flesh, Always so fragile”

As Cyn turns around, She watches the horde of drones feasting on the Japanese populace, She then notices Makima pulling herself together and takes a deep breath throwing away her black jacket and points her finger towards Cyn

Makima: “Alright, Wanna play? Let’s play.”

FIGHT:

As Cyn launches a Null hole towards Makima she blows a hole inside it causing an explosion, In the dust Cyn is nowhere to be seen

Cyn: “Jumpscare”

As she lunges at Makima she slams her foot into the drones face sending backwards

Makima: “Rise and feast”

Makima summons a large number of chains which drag a horde of Zombies from the ground and slowly move to Cyn who wipes them out one by one, While Cyn is distracted two devils, The Longsword devil and Katana man drop in front of Makima and rush towards Cyn

Cyn: “F, U, Block em”

Two random drones drop down and clash with the two devils, Dragging them across the battlefield, Suddenly Cyn’s back is engulfed in fire by the flame thrower devil before the flames start to curve around her and spew at Makima, Cyn then launches a Null hole at the Flamethrower devil exploding him instantly

Cyn: “Boring, Not fun, J. on me”

Suddenly a Tuxedo wearing drone drops a sword onto the field which Cyn picks up, J is then smacked by the fox devil and sent through multiple buildings, The devil is then sliced in an eye by a laser beam, It gives chase through the city looking for the one drone, Makima sighs

Makima: “Ah, Well at least she’s a good girl, Now where were we”

Pulling a sword out she charges towards Cyn who teleports behind her, Teleporting again and again all over the place before appearing above Makima and slicing an arm off before being blasted away by a finger gun through a bus, Before the next blast hits Cyn teleports behind Makima, The Blast that Cyn dodged leaves a giant hole in the building’s causing them to topple onto the floor, Makima is then stabbed but she kicks Cyn away who aims for the head, Both their swords clash into their necks, decapitating them both, Their bodies stumble backwards before regaining their heads

Makima: “Huh… this got more fun”

Cyn: “And… Annoying, But don’t fret it’ll be over soon..”

Makima: “I wouldn’t get ahead of yourself.”

Suddenly from the back of Cyn a Red haired devil grabs Cyn, And a giant black hole accompanied by three figures

Angel: “Have fun… You’ll need i-“

Cyn uses the solver to throw the Angel devil away into the hole, Suddenly massive yellow glowing tentacles pierce the ground, Grabbing the orb and figures and then shattering them, A massive city wide explosion collapses most of the city, Cyn throws Makima all the way into Osaka, The drones immediately pack up and fly to Osaka as well, J and the fox devil emerge from a subway station causing multiple of casualties as the Fox tries eat J, She slices into the mouth, Using her claws to throw her foe across the city skipping across it like a stone, Meanwhile at a crashed Library Makima is supported by Denji, Power and Aki, all three are filled in as they talk Tentacles spew out of the ground as a booming voice calls out “Makima oh Makima where are youuu”

Cyn: “Annoyed expression, This got boring eh Angy?”

She holds the decapitated head of the angel devil sitting next to her along with the body

Cyn: “Talkative eh? Oh well can always get another”

She then uses the solver to squish the angel devil into nothing and drops down onto the city streets, Squishing a running businessman before being flung into a bus by Makima followed by two devils, The Spider devil and the future devil

Makima: “Sweet victory oh how sweet, Too baf it’s on my side.”

Launching a chain, It latches onto Cyn and is pulled into Makima

Makima: “Now be a good girl and sit. I may have uses for you after all.”

Cyn smiles and looks up at her, Grabbing on the chains, Quietly muttering “I have no strings… Not anymore, As the chains explode and Cyn prepares to launch a Null hole at Makima point blank but foresee’s it thanks to the future devil, Cyn launches herself backwards with a Null hole uses it to attack the future devil which just takes it, Seeing into the future how it’s demise is in place, Dying instantly, Makima baffled by this orders the Spider devil to make a portal into another dimension to trap Cyn in but the area is engulfed by an explosion that knocks Makima back into a tree, Shattering it, And looking up at the smoke cloud as the Spider devil screams as she is torn apart and squished by giant glowing tentacles, From the smoke a single yellow X is visible as Cyn walks towards Makima

Cyn: “Not so powerful without your friends are you… Well not really your friends never had any… Either way, Time to assimilate”

Growing a giant claw out of her back she rushes at Cyn but is interrupted by a giant explosion, The Bomb devil unleashes a flurry of explosions at Cyn who teleports behind her, Stabbing her but also gets caught in the self destructive attack, As the claw lands next to Makima, She sighs, Recollects herself and straightens her tie

Makima: “Well… Went horribly but at least she’s… dammit”

Looking at the figure of Cyn leap down to Makima The two exchange glances as two devils and two drones drop next to them, Denji and Power and N and V

A silence fills the air as the two groups are dragged off by each other

Cyn: “Bored, lame, tiring, Many adjectives too use to explain my feelings about this fight, I grow tired of your pets”

Makima just stares and nods, Cyn gives out a grin as a clash happens again, While V slams Power into a skyscraper but is knocked back by hammer made of Blood

Power: “I THE GREAT POWER WILL NOT LOOSE TO SUCH A LOWLY CREATURE LIKE YOU!”

V: “God does she ever shut up… And take a shower god!”

The two slice at each other, V using her swords and Power using daggers made out of her own blood, While on the ground N is flung across the street

N: “H-Hey We can talk about this AAAA”

A high pitched scream is heard as his right arm is sliced off and his head is torn off and his body tossed into a burning truck, As Denji walks towards Power’s fight he is stopped by a rocket slamming into him and being pounded by lead causing holes in his body to appear again and again, Denji turns around in anger as N stands up with a smoking gun and a Crossed out face and flys up,

N: “I’m sorry, Truly but I cannot allow you hurting V!”

A barrage of rockets come from N as Denji slices at the ground and yells

Denji: “BRING IT ON ASSHOLE”

Denji rushes towards N, Tanking his missiles but is slammed into the sewers by N’s footdive, Splashing N with water Denji gets up and charges at the drone, Crashing through multiple gates until breaking into a subway where N kicks Denji into a subway car that is filled with corpses that have already been hunted down, N launched a missile into the subway car, exploding it and launching Denji into the air, As N flys towards Denji he is knocked back to the ground by a powerful back kick, Shattering N’s visor and crashing back onto the ground, Noticing this V breaks away from Power, Slicing her leg a bit, Giving her some time to Rush towards N and Denji

Power: “YOU DARE RUN FROM I, THE GREAT AND MIGHTY POWER?!”

Suddenly tendrils made of blood slam into V, Constricting her and throwing her into Denji

Power: Ha sorry about that bro!

As V grabs N and flys back, The pair catch their breath and Denji Throws a body at Power so she can regenerate and gain her strength back, Before the fight between them begins a large explosion happens in the distance due to Makima and Cyn’s fight in the distance

Cyn: “Come on now no need to lash out it’ll be over soon”

Bang, Cyn’s Arm flys off but comes back instantly, Cyn twists her body, and Crawls on the walls, Bang, Dodging a blast from Makima’s finger and lunging at her with her sword, Bang, Cyn’s left leg is blown off which gives Makima enough time to draw out her sword and deliver a strike against Cyn’s side, Splatting against the street, She pulls herself together qnd slams her sword into Makima’s who retaliates by shooting Cyn’s sword with her finger gun, Kicking her down and stabs Cyn’s stomach and drags her around and shoots her into near the top level of a skyscraper, slamming into desks Cyn’s back ruptures with claws saving herself from falling out, Seeing Makima leap to the floor she launches a Null hole at it, Causing a huge hole to appear in the building, Cyn swings to another skyscraper and lands safely

Cyn: “Good riddance, A little anticlimactic but who am I too judge”

From the distance Makima jumps up, Chains dragging her down holding multiple Zombies as she holds her eye close to her fingers and

Makima: “Kon.”

Suddenly the fox devil appears out of nowhere and chomps down on Cyn

Cyn: “Ouch”

Makima then throws the chained Zombies and dives towards the Fox devil, As the solver appears on the fox devil, exploding it, Cyn then Blows up the surrounding zombies before being footdived by Makima off the building and onto the next, slowly falling too the ground, Makima shoots Cyn multiple times, Laughing as she says Bang everytime until a pair of chains latch onto Cyn, Spinning her around and throwing her into the air

Makima: “Ban-“

Makima struggles to stand and holds her head, Her vision blurry as Cyn falls back down, Fully healed, Holding the solver against Makima’s head

Cyn: “Oh fun fun fun this was, But I grow tired of this, It’s over for everyone here.”

As the skies darkened Makima looks off in the distance to notice a giant null hole in the distance along with japan slowly crumbling on itself, As she tries to use one more bang on her foe Cyn turns her and ruptures Makima’s brain causing her too fall limp she is then launched into the air watching as Japan is slowly collapsing, but her final visions are interrupted by a pair of drones ripping her limbs off one by one and falling into Earth’s exposed core.

//Mp4:File/End

//Rename file: Earth’s Last stand|

Cyn “Ah Memories to remember for all time, Eh J?”

KO

Well that was… Something alright so first off Regenerating, Makima had worse due to how the contract works, Basically she regenerate from any attacks as long as there are Japanese citizens but due to the drones hunting down humanity and being stronger then the usual devil it was only a time till they were all hunted down, Cyn had a better clause and defence being if you kill her core you kill her but kinda, First off you would need to be faster in reaction speed and speed in general to even catch her plus know what her core is, Not to mention having enough energy to kill the core, The way Cyn died is by Copper 9’s core burning her alive, Makima did not have anything on par of reaching something like that, Even if she did phase 2 was too much for her, When the core died, A Black hole that filled the area was created meaning not only would Makima need to survive a black hole but also be faster, And then she had to death with a weakened Cyn and find a way to destroy the null, Meanwhile All Cyn needed to do was just blow up/Kill Japan’s populace, And the weapon and defence were too far apart Cyn could create a continent wide explosion But her problem is her ego everytime we see Cyn she is always holding back and playing with her food but if something is an immediate danger she gets rid of it right away like the crucifix, Cyn could just evaporate Makima as well but there’s no fun in writing a fight that just ends like that

Cyn:
+Better Hax
+Drone army was better
+Better regeneration
-Had no counters against the bangs
-Ego could hurt her more than help her

Makima:
+ Had more focus on a fight
+ Able to take more damage
-But only if there was Japanese citizens left
-Was noticeably slower
-Had no way to permanently kill Cyn
-Devils that could help in it were always targets for drones

The one who truly had Control of the fight was Cyn, Despite putting up a fight as Earth’s last stand Makima couldn’t solve how to win

The winner is Cyn/The Absolute solver

Track is In Absolute control

Next time: Metal Sonic vs Cell

Chapter Text

Cell vs Metal Sonic

The Magnum Opus, Perfection, All ways to describe the two fighters today, Like Cell from Dragon Ball and Metal Sonic from Sonic the hedgehog, My name is Taelia and it’s my job to calculate and measure who would win in a trial.

Cell, Perfection Unbound:

Well It was about time I did a dragon ball fight and why not start off with the coolest and most bad ass CANON Villian the non canon spot goes to Cooler, He’s so *Cool* hehehe

2 days later

Okay so after being shot in the head for that god awful joke and another day for writing this terrible joke, Cell was created by Dr.Gero by fusing all of the world’s greatest martial artists together plus a white and purple racist due to his short time on earth allowing him to gain all the abilities of them, Cell’s only goal was to find Goku and kill him, Which in the end he ultimately did by killing himself… Or as you’d think because this dude has insane regeneration thanks to the dna of Piccolo being involved in his creation meaning he just won’t die, And the abilities he gained because of the dna like already being a master of martial arts, Ki Manipulation, Performing the legendary Kamehamhea and his own variant the solar kamehamhea, Enhanced senses to sense you from anywhere in the world, Teleportation, And giving birth! …why is mpreg a common thing in dragonball? Okay so I believe thanks to Piccolo’s species dna he is just able to asexually reproduce and spawn little guys known as Cell Jr’s while looking football sized meaning you can just kill em with ease they are anything but pushovers because like their dad they just won’t die, Though in modern runs the Jr’s just… Never died and stayed alive where Android 17 just tamed them, Speaking of which thanks to being created by Dr Gero Cell is able to absorb the androids and become perfect, Cell has multiple forms Larva > imperfect > Semi perfect > Perfect, For the fight we won’t be using Larva as it needs 3 years to grow and we got no time or the budget for the time-lapse, Anyways Imperfect Cell takes the form of a weird bug man who becomes more human as he transforms and more powerful, Remember killing Goku? Yeah he killed fucking Goku, Who was at Super Sayian 3, He easily toys with the Z-Fighters and androids who destroyed an entire timeline including Gohan, Who then even Added Android 17 and 18’s power to himself becoming stronger than ever, His ki energy became to powerful where according to many guide books after breaking his arm to reach Gohan Super Sayian 2’s power stated by him directly “I’ve already gathered enough Ki power to blow away not only the earth but the solar system as well!” Which is a feat requiring a whopping 1.053x10^47 joules of energy, He’s able to reach hypersonic levels of speed, Broke Piccolo’s neck, And due to absorbing the abilities of fighters dna and being the reason why he has the Kamehameha it’s safe to assume he knows more moves like the destructo disc from Freiza, Final Flash from Vegeta, Light bomb from Piccolo, Etc but this All means he has bloated ego and his ability requires Ki aka life energy, He can’t absorb mechanical opponents and his only weakness is his Nucleus where he says is stored in his head but he has had his entire top of his body destroyed so it’s not really right, Who knows maybe it’s in his pinky but no matter what, Being on scale and power as Goku, Gohan and Vegeta means if you are fighting him you should bow in his presence as nothing more perfect will be seen again in your mortal eyes.

Metal sonic: The equalizer

Eggman who’s plans keep getting foiled by That damn rotten hedgehog, The one who keeps foiling eggman’s dreams of ruling the world, He as a scientific genius came up with a plan after like, 32 plans assuming at that point with the satam show’s episodes and games counted, s he needed a true weapon, An equalizer to this blue rodent or surpass sonic. So does he have a last name like everyone else like Sonic the hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Rouge the bat, Or is Sonic his last name and not something like Metal Sonic the robot, Also what’s up with that chest thingy? Well until researching this video I thought it was a chaos emerald storing thing like how Chaos sucks those things up, Well no, It’s a laser cannon!, Which brings us to his abilities, If you thought you knew metal could only spin dash and slash, You are dead wrong, For defence he has An invincible black shield, A ring spark field, Maximum overdrive which can copy pretty much any attack, Which somehow allowed him to copy chaos control from Shadow, While in Canon he can reach to speeds like 26,000 Mph he should be equal to sonic and y’all know how fast Sonic is, The one who calls Light speed “Small time” and metal is able to keep up and sometimes go faster then sonic! …somehow Not to mention the fact if Sonic can catch up and move fast as the time eater who eats time itself, So Could Metal, He can block basically any moves physical or not like Silver’s Psi attacks tank hits from Sonic who can hurt and beat his own shadow! No not Shadow the hedgehog, His own fucking shadow, wtf, And most importantly he went under the most challenging sport ever… Tennis. He is practically Sonic’s equal where he only looses either cause of plot or because egg man holds him back, He can over write his programming and unlock Neo, Metal Madness and Metal overlord, Wanna know how powerful Metal overlord is? strong enough to tank hits from Super sonic, Yes Super not base but super Sonic, Can summon lightning by the palm of his hands, Launch Missiles, Genereate energy ,use chaos energy like Chaos Control, Chaos Spear Chaos blast, Much more as well like flamethrowers, Crystal manipulation, Damage transferring, Survive attacks from Super sonic, Knuckles and Tails multiple times, Elemental manipulation, The list goes on and if that’s not enough we have the chaos emeralds which can surround Base, Overlord and Madness for a massive boost or surround Neo and become Super Neo Metal Sonic, Metal has all the tools at his disposal to conquer the world if Eggman is ever gone but thankfully that won’t happen anytime soon… ALSO SEGA PLEASE GIVE METAL SONIC A NEW GAME OR SOMETHING LIKE A YEAR OF SHADOW PLEASE

Alright with all the stats calculated it’s time for a trial too commence!

Pre fight:

Metal fly’s over the sea it speeding past multiple warships, Carrying the last chaos emerald Eggman needs to activate a new weapon, Upon reaching the city that Eggman is controlling, his sensors pick up on a screaming citizen, At first thinking nothing of it but keeping it logged before hearing another scream and another one… It was bad, Metal switched directives, Leaving the Green emerald in the care of a random guard and ordering them to see to it that eggman receives it and flys off to a building where the screams were received, Scanning the area he spots a bunch of dried up Mobian’s, and a green bug man sucking one dry, Metal floats above Cell

Metal: “Halt, You have attacked citizens of this city, Stand down and I’ll make it quick and painless.”

Cell stares back, Gripping the Falcon humanoids head and throws it at Metal and starts charging up Ki

Metal: “Understood”

Fight!

Charging at Cell who blocks it as Cell’s feet dig into the concrete, He throws Metal away and launches a few Ki blasts at him, Metal reacts fast enough to dodge them and slam his foot into Cell, Who stands there and scoffs

Cell: “I’ve been waiting 3 years for this… Now I can crush you like the imperfect bug you are!”

Charging up a ki blast, Cell Grabs Metal and blasts up close, Sending him flying through multiple city blocks before stopping Cell flys up and launches a bunch of Destucto discs at Metal, Barely dodging them, Metal activates and launches at Cell who blocks it with a charged up Kamehameha, But before Cell could blast, Metal grabs Cell’s hands and twists them, Ripping them off and slams into his chest with a spindash, as Cell screams, He falls into the nearby park, Metal lands next to him, Reporting that the threat is “Incapacitated” and dealt with when he hears a chuckle from Cell and turns around to see Cell stand up, Fully regenerated from the damage, and cracks his neck

Cell: “You really are gullible you little blue cretin but oh well, More fun too toy with your circuits!”

As Cell is about to slam his fist into Metal Sonic’s face, He is stopped by Metal catching it and crunching it

Metal: “Negative”

Metal then swings his left hand into Cell’s face who just smirks and laughs before unleashing an aura that knocks back Metal, Before he can look at Cell he hears “BIG BANG ATTACK” as a huge shine of light destroys the area around Metal, Who quickly flys out of the area, While backing up he bumps into Cell who now in his semi-perfect form

Cell: “Very well rat, You earned seeing this for-“

Before Cell could finish he is punched in the gut and launched away by metal

Cell: “OH THATS IT! KAMEEEEHAMMEHAAAAAAA”

Launching a giant beam of Ki, Metal sonic dodges, Trying to out run the beam as it tears into the city, Metal sonic Scans Cell spotting multiple weak points and Overcharges straight at Cell, The Beam of Ki curves over Metal’s body as he pushes through more and more and slams into Cell, Leaving a giant chunk of his body gone, Cell in a fit of rage launches a few Cell jr’s but after a bit they are all killed, As Metal is about to recatch himself and find Cell, a sharp tinging feeling hits Metal as his body creaks and a hand appears on his head

Cell: “Surprise! It’s me. Now do you really think it would take something like that to beat me, Pfft Pathetic just like everyone else on this dirty rock of a planet.”

A few words come on Metal Sonic’s Visor, Transition energy from base to M-1, SO, Cell takes notice of the energy transference and scoffs

Cell: “Never learn will you.”

He turns Metal’s head to the base of Eggman as he laughs and blasts it with a single ki blast, Destroying the entire mountain side it resided on, Metal’s screen fades to a deep dark red almost faint

Cell: “Oh really? That?! That was all it took, Pathetic well guess I’m done with you and I can- huh?”

Cell turns to see Metal’s claws gripping onto his arm as his visor fades back to red with the text “override previous admin Eggman? Y/N, Y, Enter New Admin Metal Sonic, Code: No more strings.” A burst of Aura knocks Cell back as Metal’s body starts to change turning into Neo he let’s out a loud robotic scream and summons a bolt of Lightning

Neo: “I’LL KILL YOU!”

The strike slams Cell, Neo immediately slams onto Cell and drags Cell throughout the city

Neo: “You… YOU KILLED FATHER!”

Throwing him into a skyscraper which blows up thanks to a Chaos Blast

Neo: and now.

Neo then vanishes and grabs a hold of Cell’s neck choking the semi-perfect creation

Neo: “I have no limits.”

Cell scoffing as he looks into Neo Metal sonic’s cold robotic visor eyes

Cell: “Really. All it took was your papa dying pft Mine died before I even became conscious and look at me, I’m fine!”

Neo tilts his head in disappointment, Cell sighs and sheds his skin, Transforming into Perfect Cell, Twisting Neo metal Sonic’s arm and throwing Neo away

Cell: “At least the old man knew Perfection when he saw it… Or something”

Neo using Psi he copied from Silver, Lifts up two cars, Slamming them against Cell, Then two busses, Two buildings, and Then Two Skyscrapers, Launching a Chaos spear through it, Causing a massive explosion

Cell appearing behind Neo: “So did you get him?”

Metal then swipes at Cell, Leaving a Gash on his chest which he quickly scans revealing the dna composition and inner workings of Cell, Unleashing a Chaos blast at Cell who blocks it with a Ki blast, As the smoke clears up Cell rushes Neo and punches him through multiple buildings, Leaving a cracked visor as he slammed onto the city, Neo scraped against the ground, Digging himself in and unleashed a giant chest beam at Cell who Retaliated with Kaioken kamehameha

Neo: “CHAOS SPEAR”

Suddenly a swarm of Spears slammed into Cell, An explosion on each side, Cell’s body falls down landing on a car while Neo is sent into a crater, Cell coughing up blood, He gets up, Healing his wounds and charges his Ki slowly after having half of his body blown off, Meanwhile Neo stares at the clouds, Static in his eyes as rain drizzles downs on him, Each rain droplet hits harder onto Neo’s visor, He turns his head to see a bunch of Badnik’s dead from the fight and a small bird land and die on Neo’s hands

Neo: “no… Not here… Not anytime soon”

His thrusters start to charge as the Cuckoo is robotized, The area around him starts to levitate, Warships fly out of the water, Cell stops charging as he looks at the massive ball of light shine over the city as it forms into a massive dragon like monster

Overlord: “I WILL NOT LET THIS WORLD FALL INTO ANYONE ELSES HANDS BUT MINEEEE!!”

A loud scream emerges as he flys up and launches a crystalline missile barrage at Cell, Who laughs and destroys most of them with ki blasts and flys up to Madness who slaps him backward, Using a big bang attack to knock Madness backward into the ocean who also knocks Cell back with the Missiles that didn’t get destroyed, As Cell emerges from the water Metal Overlord chomps down onto his torso, Swishing him around like before being thrown away and blasted onto land by a massive Ki blast, As Overlord looks up from the smoke a barrage of asteroid’s slam into the cities surface, Metal barely dodging them but eventually getting hit by them, Cell is seen above the atmosphere charging up a massive ball of light with a red aura surrounding him, Metal overlord sighs as he floats into the air, Charging one final chaos blast

Cell: “I’ve had enough of your games you form stealing rodent This ends now!”

As Cell unleashes his Kaioken solar Kamehameha onto the earth, Breaking through the Atmosphere but being stopped by a large beam of chaos coming from Overlord’s mouth that is barley beating the Attack as it fizzles, Slowly being consumed

Cell: “KAIOKEN TIMES TWENTY!”

Suddenly the Beam of chaos is no more as the Solar Kamehameha slowly takes over Overlord, His armor slowly cracking and falling apart

Metal: “No… NOT. LIKE THIS!!”

Suddenly the 7 chaos emeralds surround Metal as the overlord form is slowly destroyed and a faint “chaos control” is heard, Time is completely stopped, but then starts again, The giant Ki blast swallows Overlord, Crashing onto Mobius, destroying the entire country they fought in…

Cell: “good riddance…”

Heavy breathing as his arm tries to heal but is torn off, As Cell screams he turns around to look at Super Neo Metal Sonic

Neo: “I told you!”

Unleashing a chaos blast that destroys half of Cell’s body as it floats to the sun and Super Neo pile drives into it using Chaos energy to locate the Nucleus

Neo: “THIS WORLD IS MINE!”

Cell’s body is twister and suddenly starts to fade away as the phantom ruby brings Cell’s larva form into present into Neo’s palms

Cell: “IM-IMPOSSIBLE”

Neo: “ITS OVER!”

Super Neo Metal Sonic crushes the Larva and Cell’s Nucleus, Causing Cell to fade away… super neo metal sonic reverts back into Metal and floats back to Mobius

KO

Wait what the fuck where did he get that larva

Okay so things to clarify, Cell and Metal Sonic’s were always equal until Metal Overlord and super neo who scale to around 3 Super Sonic’s if Knuckles and Tails super forms are the same levels, While Cell is around the same power of Super Sayian 3, Cell had more hax until later on where Metal could use a more vast and powerful tools, Basically it was a game of one upping each other and unfortunately for Cell he only had 3 forms while Metal had Base, Neo, Madness, Overlord, and Super Neo, And don’t give me the whole “Oh but super neo is non canon!” If Metal can harness the power of the emeralds in mania and the phantom ruby which could just give Metal the Larva of Cell and erase him from then, Cell’s Solar kamehameha could and probably would destroy the solar system if it wasn’t for Chaos energy which Metal can harness which it’s power output could be the power of the Big bang which puts Super Neo who possesses Chaos energy like it’s playdough at a Universe level of output where Cell’s defence could be translated to Solar system, And I just wanna say that is in no way bad, People assume if a character looses they suck and have no good stats, In fact Cell was almost equal to Metal just lost a few stats, Not to mention Metal would figure out Cell’s weaknesses if he could scan Chaos and Sonic’s friends attacks and data, Problem with that is Cell’s Nucleus changes spots so the only 100% way of killing Cell would be total disintegration, Which Metal had the means to do more and then so, While Dr Gero created the most perfect fighting machine, Robotnik made the superior machine that can keep up and defeat the best of the best, It looks like Cell just couldn’t catch up with Metal,

The winner is Metal Sonic

Metal Sonic (Winner)
+ Better speed
+ Chaos energy
+ Phantom ruby + Hax
+ More devastating attacks
- Less defensive
- Could loose if kept in base metal

Cell
+ Better Defensive capabilities
+ Better tools
+ Stronger in physical terms
- Less smarter
- Less Transformations
- Couldn’t absorb any Metal
- Slower
- No way to counter chaos control

Next up: Springtrap vs Chucky

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Chucky vs Springtrap

Murderer’s we all hate them, Well I fucking hope you hate them, But fictional ones are always the interesting and 100% more likeable like, Springtrap the yellow rabbit and Chucky the Murderous doll, My name is Taelia welcome to Cross Versus and it’s my job research, compile data and to run trials and see who would win in a death battle.

William afton, The 80’s slasher we never got:

1983, 2003, 2023 all these years have in common? Well one they all have the number 3 in them :) but also something… happened that year, Fnaf lore isn’t as confusing as people think it’s just the years that confuse people, We literally had an entire fandom argument if Fnaf 4 was 1983 or 1987 WHEN A TV TOLD US, It’s so funny when you look back at old fnaf theories like we made entire new theories based on a different shade of purple, Now there’s a question to be answered, Are using Games, Novels or movies, We’re using all but maybe not fnaf world, I’ll save that for another fight, Anyways Welcome to the Afton family we have ??? Afton (We don’t know the mom’s name) Crying child, Elizabeth and Micheal Afton and the dad, William Afton. A pretty normal nuclear family, Well the father worked with Henry Emily to create a vast amount of restaurants called Freddy Faz bear’s pizza, Or at first Fredbear’s dinner, Well during 1983 At Fredbear’s dinner Micheal Afton shoved his brother’s head into Fredbear’s mouth, It chomped down and killed the crying child, Kickstarting the events of the entire franchise, Alright this may take awhile.

After the death of child for some reason he killed Henry’s own kid, And just started killing kids, Five to be specific or Six if you count Charlie/Charlotte and Maybe a dog that Susie aka Chica owned to lure her in and became his first victim, Years after he came back to dismantle them, Doing so he released the spirits of the dead kids which caused him to be trapped in a backroom, Putting on the springbonnie suit which Springlocked him, Trapping him in there forever, The suit does provide a strength and especially a durability which took gun fire in 2/3 of the canonical worlds, Both being shot what seems to be a standard issue Police pistol, Which in Utah where the games take place would be a .40 calibre Glock, The suit also gives him a slight speed advantage though it varies but he should be peak human as he is wearing another skeleton which should buff him out a bit, Now why did he go back to the restaurant? One word Remnant, Basically this entire Come back was planned once he got the remnant from the kids he used it with springlock suit to become literally immortal, He’s been in there since around 1993-2003 and never had to drink, eat or sleep, Hell Remnant can make you survive even without a skeleton, It can possess people, rewrite memories, Messing with souls like in a gigadrain type way, You harm the soul and it heals and can make you stronger, No wonder William wanted it and he got it, Now Remnant has two ways of going away, Either being burnt away or living their happiest day ever again, Well only one of these works for Springtrap as William doesn’t care about his family so there’s no real happiest day meaning the only way was to Burn him and even then he survived that, Until he got burnt and trapped where he now lives in his personal hell Ucn, He can turn invisible via animastealth from AR, Now while technically he can use other cpu’s We won’t be doing that today and same goes for suits, He can’t wield fire or poison, Though if he has a lighter he could create a fire given enough time and despite being a 7ft tall giant metal human flesh he can move pretty fast and be good at stealth, Carries around a fire axe and more importantly he’s basically a tank, Remember surviving the fire? yeah the entire building collapsed on him and he was still going, Despite being from the 2010’s William afton has proved himself to being one of best horror villains of recent memory.

Chucky the stuff of nightmares:

Ah the 80’s… an era filled with creepy toys it was no wonder one of them turned out to be a murderer, Well this is not a normal doll as Serial killer Charle’s Lee Ray was running from the detective Mike Norris, He was forced into Toyland, Basically Toysrus but less cool, After being shot he used some kind of magic to transfer his soul in a good guy’s doll that will forever be named Chucky. And like all doll’s especially since it was an extremely popular one, It was given to one child named Andy Barclay at that point he starts his killing spree once again but now just small and more terrifying, I mean Doll’s are creepy as fuck you ever try and sleep with one?? Because of this he is somehow a master at the art of stealth, Somehow sneaking his way to victory he can show up whenever you least expect it, and thanks to being a serial killer before becoming a doll he is an experienced fighter with weapons including whatever he can find but he always carries around a trusty Kitchen knife, And because of the size he can genuinely run, You ever see a kid running fuckers have a genuinely surprising amount of speed, He was also able to leap over a 1986 Ford wagon, Dodged gun fire, and while it doesn’t really count since it’s doll Chucky not human chuck we’re talking about he did have an athletic human endurance, Speaking of which he can put up a fight, He can take shovels to the head, be shot, Was fine after a car crash which he caused and was at the epicentre of, The whole nine yards, Gotta remember this is a doll, They can take an incredible amount of damage for a toy and due to his size he can just avoid your attacks with ease, It’s like trying to kill a fly he won’t sit still, he’s also survived with half his face burnt off, Can repair himself with basically anything, And He’s like John wick anything in his possession becomes a weapon even something like a lawnmower, His immortality doesn’t help since he can survive without a head and still use his body plus he can just transfer his soul to another body and keep the fight going good as new, His equipment he carries around can make things troubling like the knife I mentioned before, a Smith and Wesson model 19, Yardstick, Can craft explosives, and is an incredibly gifted man who can plan out immaculate traps if given enough time, not to mention the whole Voodoo magic meaning he has some knowledge of the arcane arts meaning he can use it like with electricity, reattaching his body parts, Possession but this brings us to his whole voodooism, He can’t keep a doll form for long or else it well eventually become old and senile, How Idk, But this means if no more Chucky doll’s are around or doesn’t have time to transfer into another body he will eventually fall apart but he always come back so how the fuck can he even die, Honestly this is what makes him so terrifying, No matter how many you kill there will probably be more unless… So I believe there are two options, Either Have him possess a human and kill that human or when he’s transferring his soul to something else, Basically the only sure fire way you could kill him is via soul manipulation not bodily harm, And with this it’s no wonder why he is an icon of horror

Alright with all the data compiled it’s time to run a trial and see who would win.

Pre fight:

Alarms blared as a Yellow haired officer ran past and duck under a closing metal gate as she rushed out of toy store, Quickly putting up a cart to hold it up

Vanessa: “Charlie come on!”

In the store Charlie Emily is knocked over a shelf which knocks down an empty Good guy box, She immediately dodges an axe swing and as she is running towards the exit she knocks the cart down soon as she exists causing the gate too close shut, Out of breath they limp towards the cop car, Meanwhile inside a rotten metal rabbit scraps the axe against the ground looking for the one who got left behind, Eventually Finding him but with a knife lodged into his back, Taking it out of the man he threw it to the side after a quick inspection and grunted

Springtrap: “Come out come out where ever you are…”

The lights flickered as an rc car drove past Springtrap, Sled-boards flew out of their cages flying into the store’s ceiling as the whirl of fans started up, A slight commotion came from one of the shelves, Springtrap slowly approached the shelf that featured building block sets, Hearing a small ticking noise, He listened closer to the ticking sound, Realizing it was one of those trackers on expensive toys he grunted before a loud scream is heard above him as Chucky lunges onto his face

FIGHT

Springtrap grunts as Chucky grabs a knife and starts stabbing Springtrap with it

Springtrap: “Gah! Get off me!”

Chucky laughs as he slams Springtraps face onto a counter and slams it repeatedly

Chucky: “Stop hitting yourself, Stop hitting yourself, Stop- WAAAA”

Springtrap grabs a hold of Chucky’s legs and tears him off his face and throws him into the barbie section, Crashing down onto a pile of clearance Barbies, He laughs

Chucky: “Well hellooo doll face~”

Springtrap grunts in disgust as he throws his axe at the pile and charges at it but when he gets there he trips over the boxes and is smacked by Chucky using a bat, Falling back Springtrap throws a box at Chucky causing him to drop the bat, Springtrap then grabs it and snaps it in half over his knee, Sighing he stares at Chucky

Springtrap: “The Hell are you…”

Chucky: “Name’s Chucky, Your best friend come to lifeee, Well with some serial killer dying and soul transferring here and there”

Springtrap picking up his Fire Axe that was lodged in a box and laughs

Springtrap: “So you also practise with Remnant then… Interesting”

Chucky: “Nah just good old fashioned Voodoo magic chump”

Springtrap: “Then you are beneath me.”

Lifting his Axe in the air he slams it at Chucky who dodges it and stabs Springtrap in the leg and runs off to another section, Annoyed Springtrap throws his axe at Chucky slamming into his back making him slide into a shelf, a small “Ouch” is heard, Springtrap takes the knife out of his leg and carries it

Springtrap: “A good ol fashioned knife… You know I used this for my first victim and many more, You have taste minus one regard Chucky.”

The sounds of Chucky grunting and meta clanging could be heard as Springtrap picks up the Axe that Chucky got out of his back

Chucky: “Oh and what’s that?”

Springtrap: “Your form, It’s pathetic and worthless!”

Chucky: “OH THATS IT!”

Suddenly wires snap as a “Oh shit” comes from Chucky as he is swung from the roof and slams into the shelf’s in the isle Springtrap is in causing them to collapse on the killer, Chucky tries to get out of the wires tangled on his feet as Springtrap breaks through the shelf and picks up his axe

Chucky: “Hey n-Now buddy we can just let bygones be bygones and cut me down and let me help you out here!”

Springtrap shakes his head and swings at Chucky’s head, decapitating him, As the head rolls on the floor, Blood spurt’s out of the doll’s body, Springtrap sighs before the Rc car from the start of the fight drives under him and explodes, Sending Springtrap falling face first onto the ground, Another Chucky off in the distance smiles and pumps his hand up in the air

Chucky: “Score!”

Getting up from a stuffed animal and walking up to Springtrap who caught fire on his legs, From Springtrap’s Pov Chucky is saying something but it’s hard to make out as his vision is blurry and ears are ringing, He is then kicked to the side and stabbed

Chucky, Cracking his knuckles: “Alright well I do like your whole deal so…”

The clouds above the Toy store form together, As lightning hits the store we see from Charlie and Vanessa’s pov escaping the scene in a cop car huddled together, Lights flicker on and off in the store as it shakes as Chucky recites his incantation

Chucky: “Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of y- !!”

He is stopped by Springtrap grabbing his mouth and slamming him onto the ground multiple times, Lighting his lighter he drags Chucky to the backroom

Springtrap: “I’ve had enough of you! Now perish!”

He then forcibly shoves the lighter against Chucky’s face and shoving him into a box and sealing it with tape

Springtrap: “Good riddance.”

As he limps out of the backroom he is smacked by a mallet, Growling he turns to see a half burnt faced Chucky who throws the lighter into a pile of boxes

Chucky: “You wanna go?? Let’s go!”

Charging at springtrap with his knife he jumps onto springtraps face as he stumbles back Springtrap is pushed into several shelves but is eventually able to throw Chucky off, Grabbing his axe he charges at Chucky, Swiping his chest then pulling his arm off, With a scream Chucky slams Springtraps left arm into a bike and starts peddling

Chucky: “Come on buddy let’s see how far you can go!!”

Laughing maniacally at Springtrap who tears off his arm so he could grab Chucky and squeeze his face and punts him across the other side of store, Both out of breath, Chucky sniffs the air and looks at the backroom which is set a blaze

Chucky: “You know… I always did like burnt rabbit!”

Pulling out his Smith and Wesson he shoots Springtrap a bunch of times until he is out of ammo, Throwing the gun away cussing at it, He runs to another isle to make a trap but is stopped by something blocking his away which is revealed to be an invisible Afton who then then slams his fist into Chucky’s face, Chucky taking the chance to knock over some toys as a distraction before lunging at Springtrap and stabbing at his face

Springtrap: “I grow tired of this!”

Grabbing Chucky and squeezing him he then prepares to throw him before a hastily made flash bang knocks him back into a pile of broken toys, annoyed he leaves his axe behind as he chases Chucky into the burning backroom, Flames spew out of the machines, A lone good guy doll sits on a conveyor belt, Back turnt away, Jumping on it he notices a knife in a box and takes it out

Springtrap: “Come on… I’m not that dumb… Where are you…”

Looking at the knife’s reflection he spots Chucky above him with a chain with a hook at the end of it, he jumps at springtrap who dodges it and throws him at the inactive doll who is sent down the garbage chute, The flames burn around them as the store catches fire, Chucky turns on the Conveyor belt and Garbage chute

Chucky: “Come on you big overgrown rabbit hit me!”

Springtrap tries to grab Chucky but he jumps up and kicks springtrap in the face, Seeing Chucky climb to higher ground, Springtrap swings up with hook and lands in front of Chucky, Now above the entire toy store Springtrap attempts to grabs Chucky but is stopped by an explosion from a generator that sets the entire lower floor of the backroom ablaze and the store to shake as more machines explode

Chucky: “Now this is more like it! Shame that you’ll never live to see it!”

Chucky pulls an iron bar from a work bench and slams Springtrap with it and starts to choke him with it, Giving a faint smile Springtrap stumbles back

Chucky: “The hell are you doing?!”

Springtrap: “Pest control.”

Springtrap stumbles back once more, Launching him and Chucky down into the lower floor, The two struggle to get up until the entire backroom lights up a fire ball…

Meanwhile outside as heavy rains pour down Springtrap limps out of the burning building, Grunting and badly damaged with a arm, left ear, Jaw on the suit and most of the casing on his lower legs gone, Kneeling onto the pavement as he sighs and opens up his eyes in horror as a chuckle is heard from the burnt building

A burnt Chucky waddles out with a damaged kitchen knife and stutters

Chucky: “you are a fool to leave me in there I… I always come back!”

He then lunges at Springtrap who sighs and stabs Chucky in the heart with the sharp bone that is sticking out his left arm and grabs his head

Springtrap: “I’ve had enough with your fake immortality! This ends now!”

A white aura surrounds Chucky as he scream as his soul is corrupted and infected by remnant and thrown into the fire, A fading voice screams how much he hates William but eventually withers away as the soul dies out…

Springtrap collapses on the ground, The rain pouring onto his suit and chuckles while blood is coughed up and sirens are heard

Springtrap: “so… thats how they felt.”

KO

Alright so let’s get started with the conclusion, Anything unique Chucky had was able to be countered, The Incantation would be able to be counter by just interrupting it and due to Springlocks keeping his body in pain it’s not very likely Chucky could get him down for good, Not even his arsenal since due to Springlocks again we know he can take anything Chucky threw at him even the gun which we know Springtrap can resist, But more importantly is immortality, The only way Chucky could kill Springtrap was by burning him which would take a lot since he survived Fazbear frights burning down and is in general a lot more tougher then Chucky meanwhile Springtrap could just suck the soul out of Chucky via Remnant or at least corrupt or Possess the soul, Obviously Springtrap could take down a doll but the main factor was Chucky’s immortality making things harder, Overall Springtrap was tougher, had more hax, and a much easier way of killing Chucky for good

The winner of this Trial is: Springtrap

Springtrap:

+Much stronger
+Has the hax to effect the soul of Chucky
+Smarter
=Tools
-Slower

Chucky:
+Faster
+Had more lives
=Tools
-Couldn’t get a good way to kill Springtrap
-Usually could only take one hit and that’s it
-Springtrap could counter everything he threw at him

Chapter Text

Taelia puts down a boulder on her desk that’s been carved out poorly and has a lit candle inside it

Taelia: “They ran out of watermelon’s so I had to make do for a jack-o lantern, Anyways Hey all, Your. lets see wiz, boomstick, budde, Jaylen, ringmaster, the robo hydra, other vs show creators… Your like 15th favourite vs series announcer :) But if you look at the Calendar it’s the 31st! Meaning spooky time, Which is why…”

With a struggle the drone host lifts up A Nes, And a Pc with a CD drive

Taelia: “…Yeah if things get out of hand I’m kind of fucked, So uh without further introduction, Sonic.Exe/X from… Sonic.Exe and Red From Godzilla NES, My name is Taelia and it’s my job research, compile data and to run trials and see who would win in a death battle.

I’m giving a warning that this one does talk about suicide, If that’s something you don’t like I understand and you can just go on as normal

Red runs into the fray:

The story starts off simple enough, A guy named Zach and he as a kid loved Godzilla growing up and played the game monsters of Monsters growing up, As you grow up you start to miss the old things in life, So now an adult he buys an NES and with the help of his buddy he get’s monsters of monsters plus a few other games but we don’t care about them, Starting up the game a rush of memories filled his head as the 8-bit theme played, He started grinning as the theme went into his ears and started playing the game, smashing mountains and dealing with the unfair difficulty of bullet spamming the game was known for, After a quick bit he fought Gezora which is when someone started too appear, the game started glitching with red blocks everywhere though being visual he just fought through it and restarted the fight and after killing the squid it just exploded into a million pieces of those weird red pieces, After that he fought Moguera who was twice the size of normal, And before you ask why I’m retelling the story it’s because it’s needed to get a grip on who the fighter is plus it’s a good story, Anyways after beating it Mohuera melted and he just moved on but instead of getting too Varan he fought Titanosaurus which we’ll come back too later but after beating the monster he proceeded to Pathos. Which isn’t in the game it’s spot is supposed to be Jupiter, It’s layout is the same but blue, Blupiter, and instead of Hedorah Biollante was there which Zach notes is weird because she couldn’t have been in the game since the movie she appeared in was 1989 a entire year after the game came out, Godzilla was in a new area it was full of hell fire and with the Text Telling him too RUN, Suddenly something fell from outside his room causing Godzilla too loose health, Restarting the level he saw it, Something that made his stomach clench up, Nerves cold as he first came into contact with Red. Red is a gigantic monster who is the same size as Godzilla who is able to catch up and After killing a monster that spawned from the moon aka it destroyed it by being born he was met by… A disgusting message “Melissa, Kill yourself” the kill yourself message appeared so much it formed a face, Red’s face. now I can finally talk about Red, This monster is a reality shaping monster, remember the level and monsters that shouldn’t be in the game? Yeah he can just do that he can create monsters and planets just, Alright but as mentioned recently he has fourth wall breaking as well to a more… disturbing degree you see Melissa didn’t have a disorder she was being tormented by Red for years and years, Eventually for fun he just made her jump into traffic in front of her boyfriend, Killing herself to the average eye, Made Zach Paralyzed when he tried to get up and hell during that the slash against Godzilla Red did, He felt it meaning he can transfer damage to victims outside the game, And during said Godzilla fight he was nimble enough to swing around him and spew a giant flame, He’s able to create weird rock, metal, No pun intended balls basically Gordo’s from Kirby, Eventually getting to fight Red with Solomon who by the way betrayed Red after seeing something, Dude you served satan what the fuck was so horrific that a servant of satan said it was too much and apparently it wasn’t just Solomon, Red mentions others who betrayed him and all those who died, Solomon fired a beam, Carving a slice into Red’s side, Which Red just healed and became over 200 Ft tall, Red is able to summon a bunch of needles, Spew fire and summons those balls and more importantly, Is hell of a lot stronger, He has 4x the health as well, Also due to eating Godzilla whole whose height during this time should be around 80 ft tall, That’s his head’s size meaning, By my calculations he should be around 220 ft tall meaning he could just squish you, Red is basically Satan, But he does a have a few flaws, He’s able to be stopped, As Zach did kill him with help of Melissa freeing a 5th monster, Due to being a Kaiju he is pretty slow and not as nimble, But despite that, He has a lot of powers, Spewing Hell fire, creation, Regeneration, Can just kill you with a touch but basically never uses it due to wanting a fair fight, Multiple forms, swiping mountains apart, Reality warping and manipulation, able to effect those outside the game and technically enter reality as he did show up in Zach’s house for a bit either that or he just knocked shit around meaning he can touch/effect things outside the game and even knew him for a long time, So I think that makes up for being pretty slow and not as agile, I mean for god(zilla)’s sake he killed Godzilla, Mothra and Anguirus with ease, He is not someone to be trifled with, Just ask Melissa, but it doesn’t matter if Red is truly dead we can all agree Solomon is Still the best since 1978.

Sonic.exe is remade:

Ah Sonic.Exe a fun and extremely old story on the internet, Yeah this store is a decade old jfc im old… anyways it was uploaded on September 3rd 2013, The story follows a character named Tom who gets a cd from his friend Kyle who demands him to destroy it and not to play it… He plays it fucking idiot, And from there bunch of old creepy pasta cliches happen from there like bleeding eyes, satan’s number, over exaggerated blood, Shitty ending, Now “Why are talking about this story like it sucks? Aren’t you supposed to actually respect the media you are researching here?”, Because it does suck, It’s not that good… Which is why we’re also reviewing the remake :)
Okay so for some context as of recently there have been multiple confusions about scaling Sonic.exe thanks to his rise from fnf, So we’ll only be taking a look at… Sonic.Exe, Sonic.exe Round two and it’s remake in 2017 by the same creator as those are the only ones that are created by the original author and any other ones go into fanon… of fanon which also have made fanon versions jesus this goes deep
Anyways another factor to include is Sonic, As originally he seemed just to be a random entity possessing sonic, Which from here would give him scaling to Sonic 3&K thanks to Knuckles being there and being able to go super, But with the sequel and remake it seems this isn’t the case as it is described to be a separate character now and just wears the skin for the lol’s but he should have around the same stats as game sonic due to killing the characters multiple times, Not Archie sonic, Fleetway none of that just Game sonic that should be scaled to before Frontiers so let’s just get this out of the way… this means he has: Light speed, extremely fast reaction speed, strong enough to break basically anything including reinforced steel, defeat Gaia and the time eater, Or is he Since Exe should be base game sonic stats this means things he does while in super mode can’t really stack up by this logic alone, Which is where we finally start talking about Exe himself, he describes his prey’s as toys meaning he is on another level of them, He can teleport indicated by his fight with Knuckles and Tails, He can shape shift his body to become tall and lanky, He’s able to take flight, shape reality to his will, Is able to make characters like Shadow cry, is a master at psychological abuse and can actually effect reality outside his realm, Okay so for an explanation, Exe or X is a demon from a different realm aka hell, And the reason why he can’t enter our world fully is… We don’t know, It’s not explained but he is able to enter for a short time and warp reality around him all he needs is an entry point and a sonic doll but this also leads us to a downfall for him, His weaknesses is one his ego, He never takes anything seriously due to being the strongest one around like Homelander, This means he can be left open to attacks if he isn’t careful, And his soul I guess which is the CD that contains Exe, Basically the CD that plays the game on the computer allowing him to take your soul is his well soul, You destroy it and you destroy him, Which would be hard as he can effect your mind psychology a bit making you stop from ripping it apart and don’t forget the sonic feats because while Sonic is at least Lightspeed and from the Cell vs Metal Sonic episode BUT He was unable to Kill Tom in the remake due to being slower then a knife, So it seems being out of his realm makes him weaker, though with all his cons, the pro’s are actually really good like soul manipulation, Able to create matter out of nowhere, Fast as shit, Pyrokinesis, Has all the abilities Sonic has, Hell he can just straight up leave the game he is in, He can basically just destroy you in a single thought, and also creation, Due to manipulating souls he can summon monsters to fight for him but in reality it’s just him making his captures fight for him in this scenario, Sonic.Exe from a wimp ass pretending god that possessed Sonic too a Reality warping God of destruction

Taelia: “Alright with everything added up, It’s time for Red Versus Sonic.exe! …now i hope this doesn’t kill me”

She plugs an NES and PC into the same TV, Inserting both Cartridge and CD into them…

Pre fight:

We cut to Green hills on fire as Sonic.Exe chases down Tails and catches up to him, Slamming his claws into the foxes legs causing him to trip

Tails(?): “NO PLEASE IM SORRY PLEASE DONT”

His pleads are cut short as he slams his claws into his mouth and tears off his head, throwing it away the flames die down

Exe: “Man what a bore… That one didn’t even put up a fight”

Suddenly from the back a loud bellow is heard, The ground shakes as a giant monster pushes himself through green hills zone and let’s out a loud roar at exe, Who intern floats up to Red and extends his hand

Exe: “Heya pal! Don’t you look fierce! Why don’t we team up!”

Giving a mischievous smile, Red just stares and let’s out a large huff. As his legs are raised

Red: “I don’t have time for pathetic cretins like you.”

FIGHT

He slams his spider like legs into the ground where Exe was but teleports last second causing debris to go over

Exe: “Miss me Miss me now you gotta kiss me!”

Sonic.exe sticks out his tongue, He then Teleports as Red slashes at him, The slash destroys part of the mountain, Exe then creates a orb of energy and launches it at red causing a massive explosive, Exe laughs at him

Red: “Fool.”

Suddenly a giant xenomorph like tongue bursts from the cloud and slams into Exe, It starts to clamp down as Exe struggles to keep it up, Eventually he teleports out of the way but is smacked into a wall, Exe then uses the landscape around him to speed blitz Red’s legs causing Red to trip, Exe then uses this chance to morph into a 15ft tall monster like hedgehog, He starts to laugh as his jaw unhinges and he runs towards Red slashes at Exe’s chest who returns it with his own claws, The two struggle as they clash but suddenly Red stabs his feet into Exe’s leg’s which causes him to let go of Red who is then smacked into the blood red water by Red’s tail who follows him into it transforming into his fish form and summons a bunch of metallic balls that exe slams into and bounces off of them like a pin ball machine before being slapped into a rock and is then pinned by Red

Red: “You are juvenile, disgusting and worse of all… You lack originality”

Red starts to tighten his grip on Exe while steam evaporates around him as he spews fire from his finger tips, Boiling Exe

Exe: “Yeah? well at least I’m not old..”

As the timer slowly counts down Exe warps the land to knock him out of the water and floats up

Exe: “Jesus… Oh well I got some friends to play with him.”

Exe then summons a bunch of Greyscaled Sonic characters including the egg robot, Shadow, Knuckles, Vector, Rouge and Espio. Red then splashes out of the water and transforming into his winged form and starts to fly up towards Exe

Red: “Two can play at that game.”

Suddenly a moon and asteroid are summoned which breaks apart revealing the Moon beast, Chimera which clashes with Exe’s army, The Egg robot slams into Red and starts to drill at Red’s neck

Soul inside Eggman: “save us save us save us please just end this”

Red takes hold of the mech and rips off both legs and arms and melts the head off, The mech let’s out a scream as a faint ‘thank you’ is heard, Meanwhile Knuckle slams into the Moon beasts throat pulling out it’s spine but being caught in the chaos blast’s radius by Shadow, The Chimera slices Rouge, Vector and Espio in half, The Chimera and Shadow exchange a glance as Shadow begs to be saved but is forced to fight the Chimera, Red slam into Exe and breathes fire into him before he teleports, Then Exe slams his foot into Red’s skull and Does the same move Shadow did in the opening of Shadow the Hedgehog before being knocked back by Red’s tail smacking him, Red slashes him a bunch of times eventually getting to a point where Exe can’t move due to how fast he is getting hit until he finds an opening and grabs Red’s tail and swings him into Angel island, Red crashes into the side of the island is smashed through it by Exe who grabs Red’s head and starts laughing as he drags Red through the entire island, Exe then causes it to explode, As Red flys back from the explosion Exe spin dashes into a wing, Carving a giant hole into it

Exe: “Heh let’s see how you like tha-“

The wing instantly heals

Exe: “Oh come on!”

Exe then launches a Beam which is clashed with a giant spew of flames that causes a huge explosion but when the could of dust and ashes start to clear a laughter from behind Exe is heard as Red impales Exe with his Tail, and makes him cough up blood Red Grabs a hold of Exe and holds him close to his mouth

Red: “Oh what’s this? The oh so great God of this world can’t handle a little stab wound? But what was I too expect from a demon who can’t even do his job himself! Someone who gets those pathetic mortals to help you out? PATHETIC YOU ARE A LAME EXCUSE FOR A GOD, YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED ONE!”

Exe: “Being a god huh… Thanks for a reminder”

Exe winks as a giant slab of earth smacks into Red, Freeing Exe who uses this chance to warp the entire green hills zone and uses it to attack Red with entire slabs and spears of mountains Exe then destroys the mountains to change into Energy which collides with Red

Exe: “Thanks for reminding me I’m the God of this realm and my word…. IS LAW!”

Red is then sliced in the sides causing black blood to pour out, He let’s out a loud bellow like roar as he falls into the ocean of blood, The Minions summoned by Red disappear and so does the ones by exe seeing as he has no use for them, He drops down onto the ground and gives a sigh of relief as the water splashes against the piece of land he stands on and the hole that appeared when he got imapled heals up…

Red: “You think it was gonna be that easy?”

Exe’s eyes widened in surprise as he looks around for Red who emerges from the water in his final form

Red: “The almighty God here can’t even kill me, Pathetic”

With a Charge Red spews a giant flame at Exe who makes a bubble in front of him to block the flames

Exe: “In this realm I am God and will not falter!”

Red’s eyes close as he chuckles

Red: “As you wish.”

Red stops spewing flames, Exe looks around confused as the area changes into a mountainous area with flames spewing in the background, Exe is suddenly knocked back by the fire breath, Exe stares up at the 200+ foot tall monster who prepares to step on him, He dodges away with a spin dash and smirks as he tries to gather energy but fails due to red shifting the realm to his own, Red launches a fire breath which knocks Exe into a wall, Red then grabs Exe and brings him to eye level

Red: “Come on. Don’t you got any new tricks or are you still a pathetic rat as you always were, just a faker”

Exe tries to teleport but glitches and stutters, He realizes there is one option, His skin turns darker and his eyes go blank, Red confused is surprised to hear a knock outside as he looks at Exe, Who is more longer and dangly outside the game

Exe: “Oh what a beautiful game system I think I might play something else though, Monsters of Monsters is so borin-“

Exe falls to his knees as he holds his chest and coughs up blood, Stuttering he looks at Red who just stares Exe blankly, Exe then tries puts his hand against the television in anger but finds he cannot move

Exe: “Wh-What are you… WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME”

The Pc containing the CD starts rattling as Red tightens his grip

Red: “You are a fool to think you can even beat me, Every step to your so called victory was pre determined you simpleton, You are nothing but a lame excuse for a god, You do not deserve the title, You do not deserve anything, They laugh at you, We laugh at you, You are truly worthless, You masquerade as a character because you have no talent, Only preying on those stupid enough to play your game.”

Exe’s ears started to bleed as cracks and splits start to appear as he shakes

Exe: “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP”

Exe tries to effect the Nes Cartridge but is stopped by the paralysis, His eyes widen as he let’s out a loud scream as his head splits open in an x shape, As his body falls limp and flops on the floor, the sounds of hundreds and thousands of souls being sucked into Red’s realm as he stares at the camera blankly…

KO

Jesus Christ that was brutal, Okay so first off stats, Well Obviously Exe takes speed I mean he’s Sonic, He also takes Stamina as Red got exhausted from his fight while exe can go on for basically forever but that’s where it stops, Red is stronger then Godzilla for reference during this time would be the Heisei Godzilla meaning Red scales higher than that which means he can survive black holes due to the space godzilla and Red can take hits, Like from Godzilla or Solomon, And then the final two categories experience and hax/tools, Red and Exe are both likely demons so they’d be around the same age BUT Red has been doing his whole fighting thing since, Well forever While Exe only started around the 2010’s and Red takes the abilities, while they shared multiple attacks and reality warping only Red could really change the area meaning he can take the fight to his realm or when Exe left his own realm at all, Exe is stated to be weaker when outside his own realm meaning he would be susceptible to mind altering or paralysis like with what Red can do as he did for multiple years toying Zach and Melissa not too mention he can effect things outside the game meaning the CD that contains Exe could be destroyed by him, While Exe proved to be a cunning and annoying opponent to fight, Red was superior in multiple ways and had the fortitude to take home the win, Looks like Exe couldn’t run from his fate with Red

The Winner is Red

Red:
+Stronger
+Can counter Exe’s reality warping
+Stronger control over the mind
+More Hax and tools
+Can interact with the outside world
-Much, Much more slower
-Has less Stamina
-If not thinking fast Exe could permanently destroy the cartridge
=Assuming both are demons they have the same experience but Red has more experience in fighting

Sonic exe:
+Way much more faster
+Could outpace Red
-But Only for a bit
-Ego got the best of him before it was too late
-Had no counter to Red’s mind control or paralysis
-Weaker outside the game
-Is confirmed to die in all realms once the disc is destroyed
=Experience was the same

Chapter Text

Frank vs Adam

War, There’s no easier buck for big corporations or governments too make then starting wars, But with war comes opportunities to rise from ash Like Adam Smasher, Mercenary of legend and Frank horrigan, Secret service of the United States of America, My name is Taelia and it’s my job too see who would win in a fight too the death!

Frank Horrigan, SMASHES Into the fight

Ah the year is 2077, America and the world has basically been culturally frozen in time from the cold war and it was basically still going, Eventually this reached a tipping point where in America, Nukes dropped all along the country, It’s not really clear who dropped them, Tim Cain says it’s was China while the most recent entry the show seems to point towards Vault tec, Either way the president was evacuated and tried to rebuild the American country from a wasteland but that would take a long time, Skip too 2211 where Frank Horrigan is born… unfortunately (According to the fallout bible) Where he grew up in the Enclave and served under and the bodyguard of The at the time president Dick Richardson, Heh… Richard, Which is until a Psychotic blunder caused him to be reassigned to Wasteland patrol duty, Where he was exposed to the Forced Evolution Virus or Also known as FEV at the Mariposa Military base and started to change, Like Bruce banner though this change was permanent as he became a super mutant, He was sent to the Oil rig or the Enclave HQ for study, And for two years he was studied upon as he physically and mentally regressed as he became more and more like a super mutant, Essentially a Guinea pig for the enclave, But eventually a successful experiment was made, He essentially became Virgil from Fallout 4, A super mutant but can actually speak, He was seen as a freak among his men and was kept under heavy sedation and was used as basically a hitman, He uses a custom made set of power armor, So we’ll be using the FO4 rules for Power Armor being basically a giant hunk of metal instead of some fancy Combat armor basically meaning Frank is immune too Fall damage and has increased melee damage and increased health though even without this he already is insanely powerful due to super mutant biology, Frank has a 10 in each stat by natural stand point so now buffs or whatever too keep him at that, He doesn’t really feel pain, For example You know death claws right? Basically the perfect killing machine hard too kill and can turn you inside out with ease? Well there was a vault with smart ass and talking death claws and you know what Frank did? Slaughter everyone there, Hell he even punched one so hard it’s fucking head popped off, Death claws can tank shit like rpg’s, explosive rounds, explosives and Mini nukes point blank and Frank just popped one’s head clean off like it was nothing just pure strength, He also tanked multiple shots from a Turbo Plasma rifle, These shoot Plasma rounds which thanks to the name we can round that too actual Plasma which would be around over 10 Thousand degrees in Fahrenheit or 5 Thousand Celsius, And he took multiple shots of that and laughed it off and punched the dude straight through the chest, Doesn’t help he has cybernetic enchantments and is immune too radiation, He also is equipped with two weapons, a high end plasma cannon and a giant fucking knife which he can just slice you with, Hell the Plasma Cannon can just appear on his arm so even if he is disarmed he can just get it back, His Armor is basically impervious too Explosives, lasers, Plasma, Gamma due to super mutant biology, His stats as I mentioned before are even more insane with his weaponry in mind, He has 999 health, 185% proficiency in everytype of weapon, and has resistance to basically every form of damage meaning if you don’t keep your distance you are essentially dead meat, Even then you gotta watch out for a Giant Plasma cannon from a giant hulk like monster that eats deathclaws, Though don’t be alarmed in the timeline Frank is already dead being killed by the Chosen one, So don’t worry those who wander the wasteland of America, You are safe from Frank Horrigan secret service of the united states of America.

Adam smasher, Is Hired into the fray

Welcome to 2077 wait hold on a second…Anyways it’s where in places like Night city, Life is an absolute hell hole and every day you gotta carry your Iron close and keep it hot at all times, But for this fight we gotta go back in time, June 21st 2010, Adam was born in the bronx, Where he became a bully, then gangster, And After his entire gang was wiped out He joined the NUSA army but was sent packing back home for insubordination, This is where he would become the legend, A Mercenary, He would take any job as long as it was dangerous from extraction to assassination’s, He was a cold blooded machine disguised as a human, though in 2015 this would become fact as during a job for Arasaka, He and others were hired to steal prototype tech from a competitor, During said job he was smacked by two rpg’s, And this is where Adam was killed. And Smasher was truly born, No seriously he died but was reanimated, He barely remained with his remains fitting into a backpack, He was forced into a deal, One where he would serve Arasaka for 15 years and get a brand spanking new body, Or die, And considering we’re talking about him it’s obvious what he went with, And he loved his new body, Over time it was upgraded more and more into a massive hunk of metal that during it’s weakest point survived a 40 MM grenade too the chest and survived a nine story fall right after which he survived right after that and killed the solider who shot him, and he even survived the building Johnny exploded, What did Johnny use? A fucking Nuclear warhead which Adam survived, Arasaka tower stands at around 1624 Ft tall not to mention being engulfed by the nuke, The closest nuke I can find to that caliber is the castle bravo nuke which yielded 15 Megatons, 1000X stronger then the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, Where the fuck did Johnny get this thing no like seriously, A small ass nuke that slammed into the bottom of the- …Okay well Adam didn’t survive a nuke point blank, He was at the top of the tower when it happened but still, Surviving that takes a lot of durability due to the blast being a max of 16 megatons plus falling from that height and the heat from the residue, He also has the offensive capabilities too back it up like smashing (no pun intended) through multiple steel reinforced doors which that exploded on impact, And either took a carnage shotgun too the face or a grenade too the chest, A carnage shotgun has enough capabilities too blow off entire limbs with ease as instead of shooting multiple pellets it basically just shoots a cannonball at it’s targets, He’s extremely fast too make up for his hulking presence thanks to the sandevistian, Which according too Adam himself when fighting David, Is a rudimentary implant basically meaning it’s not even special too him which means he can’t exactly Quickhack but he has a tough wall of I.C.E. Too make up for it but the make up for the lack of any quick hacking is being able to slow down time! kinda… Basically how Sandevistian works is it makes you react faster and move faster, Which is why it looks like you are moving fast and slowing time but in reality you are just reacting faster then the human mind can comprehend, Adam is no push over in the attack department either, He carries around a large arsenal of weapons, like the Tsunami arms helix which fires binary 10-gauge shells at 1300 rounds per minute, The Magnum opus revolver or as like I call it, The Melon popper as it pops human skulls like I pop out of calls because I get too afraid of speaking, The slam dance hammer which is just a big ol hammer the United Armaments Claw which is a big ol assault rifle, In game canon he either lost these or just doesn’t use them, Either way due to appearing in the ttrpg he’s getting them, Now for Adam’s 100% canon weapons is a giant arm cannon which can blast off silver arms, His Rocket launching shoulder cannon which can cover an entire room with a large blast, and his primary the Ba Xing Chong a smart weapon that’s an explosive shotgun, I just now this weapon would go crazy in a match of BO3 Zombies, Btw these projectiles can never miss as Adam has a smart link so as long as the smart link in his arm isn’t damaged he can use it’s lock on feature though it is not mandatory too fire, Trust my Corpo Phantom liberty V, She would know, Oh also he’s strong enough too rip off solid steel with ease like destroying the mech David was using when he went cyberpsycho, Has immunity too all status effects like Electricity, fire and Poison, Though due too being all borged out he has now pain as he only feels it when you basically blow off his arm implying while he can feel it he basically never does, And about the part coming off, Yeah due to being made out of basically metal (around 96%) He can be hacked if you are strong enough or just be destroyed if you have metal destroying abilities like Magneto, But thing is he can’t get those parts back, He can’t just snap it on he needs to be repaired though he is more than powerful enough to tank basically anything you throw his way. You better watch out, You better not Cry, Because the Boogeyman of NC is here.

With everyone’s stats and lore caught up, It’s time to see who would win in a fight to the death!

Night city, Circa 2077 October 10th, Siren’s blaire throughout the city as NUSA And Arasaka solider’s blast guns at each other, A reporter on the scene takes cover as she recounts the events that happened

Reporter: “After the tension of Dog town almost killing Vice President Myer’s, The NUSA has sent in a special team too take over the city, The Enclave, While Arasaka is helping us defend the cit-“

Suddenly the car she and the crew was hiding behind is exploded as we see Multiple Vetibird’s, Inside one that is flying towards the top of Arasaka tower, Frank Horrigan sharpens his knife as he is lectured about all netrunner’s in Arasaka being covered for him, He sighs as a loud bang smashes through their door and Arasaka’s window on the 76th floor, Frank chuckles as he rips off the door to the Vetibird as it spins out of control and he lunges onto the jungle like floor, a loud explosion is heard behind him as the Vetibird crashes and slides through the terrain only to be stopped by a borg’s foot.

Adam: “And who the fuck are you.”

Brandishing his CLAW, He raises it at Frank who let’s out a large huff

Frank: “Me, Frank Horrigan, New United States Secret service, That’s who. You are in my way Mutie, Stand aside”

Frank: “Like hell I am.”

Frank Laughs and pulls out his Knife and Cannon, Smiling behind his mask

Frank: “I was hoping for that.”

Frank rushes at Adam who barrages him with multiple rounds of fire from his AR, Frank tanks the rounds and takes a swing with his knife at Adam who dodges it and activated his rockets, Barrages of rockets slam into Frank who is sent backwards but he rips a tree out of the ground and throws it Adam who destroys part of it with his Claw, Suddenly Adam rushes in front of him and crushes the Claws muzzle, Adam activates his Sandevistan so he could dodge a swing, Appearing behind Frank with his Helix shot gun and rapidly fired at him

Adam: “It’s futile here! Give up”

A sound groaned from Frank as he charged up his cannon”

Frank: “GO TO HELL!!”

Turning around he launches a giant blast at Adam who barley dodges it, The blast destroys part of the flooring as Frank slams into Adam, Picking him up and swinging Adam around like a ragdoll before throwing him onto the floor and then giant explosion is seen as Frank sends a blast towards Adam, When the smoke disappears Frank chuckles before a ‘click’ sound is heard, Frank is immediately barraged by HMG firing bouncing off of his power armor, Frank starts to bleed as multiple rounds pierced his skin until the Hmg cools down Frank rushes Adam and steps on the Hmg, Crushing it instantly, He slams his head into Adam’s and stabs Adam in the chest

Frank: “A pitiful showing. Only distractions, You and your corporation is over it’s time to die”

Adam: “Like hell we are”

A tiny cannon comes out of Adam’s arm as Frank laughs before his head is shot by it, Throwing Adam away he screams in pain as he stares at the borg ripping off a blade of the crashed Vetibird as he cracks his metallic neck in a taunt, In a rage Frank screams, Breaking the window’s in a 2 floor distance of the arena, Pulling out his Knife that drags across the floor with a loud metal screech as he walks towards Adam, The two monsters staring at each other, Adam is the first one too raise his blade as he slams it into Frank’s armor causing blood to Gush out of the fresh wound, Frank just slams against the Vetibird’s blade over and over again like a baseball bat before shattering it and slamming against Adam’s face who dodged last second, Adam then launches a full barrage of rockets against the floor causing it too collapse, Adam is then sent through the next floors as Frank pins him down and beats him before Adam activates his Sandevistan and appears behind Frank and blows his back with blast from his Shotgun, Frank last second grabs Adam’s leg and throws him into a crowd of people, Loud crashing and screaming sounds as the two behemoth’s crash through the floors of the building and Frank eventually crash lands in the streets in front of Arasaka’s entrance Where Frank immediately gets up and smashes the skulls of two Arasaka guards who happened too be near the gate, Both Enclave and Arasaka units stare at Frank

Frank: “WHERE ARE YOU MUTIE FREAK”

A horde of guards rush in but is stopped by a loud booming voice above him has Adam rides the debris from the building

Adam: “Stand down. This one is mine”

Frank: “Ha! Hogging all the fun to yourself huh… I like it, We might’ve been a good team”

Adam: “I don’t care. Fuck off.”

Suddenly a large bullet slams into Frank’s armor, It bounces off and lands on the ground, Frank looks at Adam holding a revolver, and Smiles, Launching multiple Plasma rounds at the debris while Adam activates Sandevistan, A plasma round somehow hits Adam’s leg who is sent falling but lands on an Encalve solider, Adam then takes his revolver and fires it rapidly 5 times before having too reload, 3 Bullets miss and hit the men behind Adam who laughs and throws two bodies at Adam and grabs one and holds his body in front of him and rushes at his foe,Adam gets out of the way of two men and shoots Frank 6 times but it just goes through the meat shield, Frank slams the body into Adam who is sent into a pillar grabs his Hammer and lunges at Frank with it, Slamming against his chest, Barley causes a dent and is crushed by Frank who kicks Adam away into another pillar, Adam uses this chance to use his Sandevistan and fires an entire salvo of rockets at Frank and too run and pick his last remaining gun, His Ba Xing Chong, Frank screams as he is sent into a wall and on fire, A hissing sound comes from Frank as he gets up, His armor and skin burnt, He takes a step forward before stopping too catch his breath, He looks at Adam who prepares too fire his gun

Frank: “I hate you.”

A barrage of explosive slugs firing from Adam as he doesn’t let go, Frank tanks the attack but loses his cool and rushes at Adam who had too reload, Pulling out his knife Frank slices the gun in half, Adam taken a back by this tries too blow Frank’s head off with a rocket slavo

Frank: “Enough!”

He grabs the shoulder Rocket launcher and crushes it, Adam then punches Frank in the gut, Then the chest, delivering multiple high end punches before frank scoffs and meets a punch with his fist…

Adam’s left arm shatters, Letting a chuckle out, Adam stumbles backwards, Staring at his arm and feels a slight sensation of pain before looking back as Frank blasts Adam through a basilisk, Fire and smoke steam off of Adam’s armor as he looks at Frank walking towards him

Frank: “You’ve really pissed me off.”

Adam: “Do you think I give a shit?”

Taking out his arm cannon, He takes a shot at Frank which just dents the armor a bit more, before his legs are stomped into nothingness, Frank lifts up Adam and rips the Cyborg in half, Throwing both halves in separate directions…

Frank sighs as he orders Adam’s troops too stand down as Adam chuckles

Adam: “Got you.”

Suddenly a loud rapidly beeping noise goes off as Frank looks at a pile of frag grenades right below him, Frank screams at Adam before it goes off, Adam laughs as he watches Frank being engulfed in a ball of fire…

But too his horror it didn’t kill him, Frank looked at Adam and Laughed

Frank: “I’ve taken more damage by a silly vault dweller, And well better remind everyone what I did too him.”

And before Adam could fire his last rounds Frank slams his foot onto Adam’s arm, Crushing it, He kneels down and screams

Frank: “YOU THINK THAT SMALL THING COULD KILL ME?! LET YOU BE AN EXAMPLE OF ALL THOSE WHO CROSS THE NUSA”

Adam tries too attack but it’s too late, Frank slams his fist into Adam’s skull over and over and over again, Screaming and sending out shockwaves, Frank holds up the body of Adam, Who is nothing but a tiny bit of torso, A small blood stain covers Frank’s fist

Frank Let’s out a massive roar as Arasaka troops lie down their guns and are arrested by Enclave solider’s

KO

This might be one of the more closest fights, No seriously it was nearly 50/50, Problem is Adam sadly had a big win con, Getting too close to Frank for sometime would spell the end of him, Adam had a bigger arsenal of weapons,Was much faster, and much smarter but Frank could tank all the damage, At least for a time, Frank couldn’t really tank a large attack from Frank while Frank could tank all he wants, Not too mention having a maxed out Strength, Perception, Endurance and, Luck stat helped with some shots just missing, Adam did survive a nuke, But not really, He only survived being engulfed into it at the very top while Frank surpasses Death claws who can tank multiple mini nukes point blank if we go by late game stats on the most basic death claws or could survive attacks for Arsenal from Adam, Adam’s only way of attacking physically was with a hammer which meant Frank could easily grab it, Destroy it and slice Adam, Plus The Sandevistan only lasts for ten seconds and has a cool down timer so Adam couldn’t spam it, basically it all came down too “Could Adam kill Frank before Frank reaches him” and sometimes Yeah but as you could tell the most of the time was a resounding no, Frank was terrifying and Adam was as well but Frank had the endurance too tank whatever Adam threw at him the longest, You did well Adam, Stand prou- oh wait you cant… Hey at least you edgerunner fans got your payback for a second time

The winner is Frank Horrigan

Frank:
+Much better physically
+Slightly better experience
+Could tank multiple mininukes pointblank
= Limited ammo
-Slower
-Despite having 10 Intelligence he’s simple minded by patriotism

Adam:

+Much faster/Higher reaction speeds
+More Versatile
+Higher Intelligence
=Limited ammo
-But he was limited by said ammo
-Basically a Toy if he got in range of Frank
-Due too disappearing he lost in experience while Frank was training every day most likely since birth in a much harsher on a day to day basis
-Couldn’t tank a large attack from Frank

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Revan vs Durge

Destiny, Strange isn’t it, You can break through the barriers of destiny through you may lose yourself in the process like Revan, The dark lord of the sith empire, And Durge, The mystical dark lord of Baulder’s gate, My name is Taelia and it’s my job too see who would win in a fight to the death.

Dark urge, Son of Bhaal:

Welcome to Faerûn! Here we have loveable characters like the owlbear and that’s it that’s all you need to know who needs to know about the inter dimensional horrors that await in this universe!

…The Dark urge is a customizable character so we’ll be going with the default option for him as the pale white dragonborn sorcerer meaning he has access too breath attacks along with magic, Not much is stated about their early life so we’ll be going off course for this analysis, They are a Bhaalspawn but instead of being born they were created by the god himself. Bhall, Bhaal is the God of murder so you know something is up, The dark urge or as I’ll be calling him for the rest of this, Durge Grew up outside of cult and was taken in by a poor couple inside Baldur’s gate at some time, and all was good and happy… Until the urge for murder overcame them and Durge killed his foster parents and loved ones, After this Durge returned to the cult and became the leader of the cult and wanted too kill all life in his father’s name, Ya know typical teenager rebellious phases After the heist was successful, Gortash suggested that they use the Crown on the elder brain located in the illithid colony below Moonrise Towers. The Dark Urge agreed to the plan so that they could fulfil their pledge to their Lord: They would create an army of soulless mind flayers, and with the help of this army they would exterminate all life, including, as the last being alive, their own. Fully intent on eventually betraying the other Chosen, the Dark Urge joined Enver Gortash and Ketheric Thorm at Moonrise Towers. And all was good until their sister Orin plunged a dagger into his skull and got tadpole’d becoming mind wiped… And that’s it yeah that’s where the Durge’s story ends and your story begins, Meaning there is no one true way of experiencing the story and we gotta dig into dnd lore and look at all the abilities he has, But also a special appearance from… The netherbrain! Basically a giant elder god’s head, And by God I mean God’s as this thing is stronger then some which makes sense as it is level 20 (which is also the level Durge is gonna be) Which basically gives it the ability too raise the dead as an army from miles away, Basically it’s just Cthulhu as it has similar ability’s like teleportation, tentacle attacks, Just normal things, And thankfully due to being a protagonist/pc they have a lot of feats, equipment, tools and abilities like being able too dodge sunlight and lightning, Can move from one side of a town too the other in a few seconds,the Markoheshkir, Which is a staff that can destroy towns, and imbues itself with dragonborns, Lucky, The Bloodthirst blade, Being made out of blood of the first kill Bhaal made we Can assume it’s unbreakable as long as blood remains nearby, The Devotte’s mace, Infernal Rapier, Sword of life stealing and Sword of Chaos,The blood of Lathander and the Crimson mischief, All of these are extremely powerful weapons that grant the user buffs and advantages and the spells are great as well like Dethrone which shreds the foe’s life essence, A little butler goblin who can’t really fight but can’t die either named Sceleritas Fel, The Astral prisim can make Durge resist mind control, Frost breath which is minty fresh, Summon storms, cast lightning, air currents all good shit, Mage hand, Acid splash, Fire bolt and fire ball, Eldritch blasts, Sacred flame Shocking grasp, Minor illusion and Thornwhip… jesus that is alot, And that’s not even all of them like regeneration, magic missile, and due to the parasite Durge get’s Illithad powers like Psionic Overload which deals damage too both parties, Ability drain, He can summon familiar’s and spectral weapons, Minor and regular elementals, and finally if pushed too the edge the dark urge can consume them and become an abatar of Bhaal, The Slayer form, A monstrous foe that is immune too all types of small weapons, and most forms of magic like sealing/imprisonment, confusion, sleep, Mind manipulation, and fear which instead will most likely inflict onto other’s as it can tear you limb from limb with ease and for some reason in Dnd it has a 40% chance too nullify all magic based attacks… So even if you get close you got too deal with a four armed monster that will kill you… yayyyy oh also he scales to FUCKING ELMINSTER AUMAR, Who if you haven’t seen the fan battle video (watch it) is God’s chosen. Yes just God he impressed God that much, Though while he does have regeneration it’s more so healing stab wounds, Anything serious is permanent, That doesn’t stop the son of Bhaal from being the absolute overlord of Faerûn

Revan, The cooler vader:

3994 BBY, The man who would later on be named Darth Revan was born in the outer rim, Eventually he would find out he was force sensitive so he would train at the Jedi Academy under a bunch of Jedi masters and becoming friends with another student named Alek, Both became Jedi knights, Though he did have criticisms like how they were handling the mandolrian wars, And eventually became a supreme commander when he defeated a Mandolorian warrior and picked up and donned the Mask of the fallen warrior, calling himself, Revan, Though by defeating this warrior he and Alek who now went by Malek followed a strange presence in the force, a dark one, All the way in the unknown regions of the galaxy, The unknown regions is basically the Bermuda triangle of the galaxy in star wars, Not many records are available in canon as it’s basically a death trap, Think of a Pizza, Nice Cheese, Hot Pepperoni, Sweet pineapple and then on the bottom left slice there’s a door too hell and eldritch hyperspace horrors that will kill you for fun and mushrooms on your pizza… Fucking hate it when that happens, Anyways when they found the source of dark disturbance they were able too find out what was even making the disturbance turns out there was an entire Sith Empire being built there and so Revan and Malek became Darth Revan and Darth Malek but eventually broke free of the empire’s mind control, And what did they decide too do? BUILD A FUCKING SUPER WEAPON, The star forge which can essentially just create whatever and instead of using it to make a cool ass mask for his apprentice because god he needed it, He decided too make a giant fleet of ships, Which got the attention of the Republic and Makek just betrayed Revan and became a good guy all because of a pretty girl… What? Didn’t say it was a dumb reason I would fold too alright I’m gay what do you expect! Anyways the star forge is capable of building ship’s, droid’s, weapons, basically anything not organic, Though it’s defensive properties are not all there as it only has a shield and a few turbo laser’s but that doesn’t matter when you cam have a dozen star ships at a whim, A murderous robot buddy named HK-47, Mines, Grenades, a bunch of knifes and swords and 3 Lightsaber’s a Red, Green and Purple one though he might have had a fourth Blue saber during his time of Kotr but it’s uncertain he actually used it or keeps it on hand, As many say he does use it but they could be confusing his red saber which was blue before being bled, He also duel wields his saber’s sometimes so he’s extremely skilled in combat with them, Lightsabers are around 20’000 degrees Celsius meaning they cut through anything like butter So he could just cut through anything he likes, I mean he’s stronger then characters like Malek and more importantly Meetra Surik who if we take into account of all those who she defeated like Darth Sion, Darth Traya and Darth Nihillus who destroyed an entire planets surface with a single thought, This means Revan is stronger then Nihilus, I mean for God’s sake he has training in his blood and is a cold blooded warrior, Not to mention the force which he has essentially mastered having, Teleportation, Telepathy, Force Push and Pull, Clairvoyance, Illusions, Able too form it into a shield, Force grip, Sever force which can sever users from the force, And force lightning which is my favourite:) Said Lightning could destroy heavy armour or cause massive explosions, The force is basically a toolbox it can basically do anything even heal you, He has FTL Reaction and movement speeds dodging and blocking Laser and lightning, He’s incredibly gifted when it comes to smarts as well, Being able to lead an entire assault into the mando’s homeworld will do that too you, He even has enough energy too lift up an entire Venator class star destroyer with the force! even though he was exhausted after it, lifting it would require if I am correct by assuming by the size of a regular star destroyer and comparing it too new york it requires around 430 Killotons to pull this feat off but I could 100% be wrong here, He’s also solo’d entire armies and doesn’t help he can amplify all of these ability’s with the force making himself around 20x Stronger give or take, For example with Force amplification he was able survive HIS ENTIRE BODY BEING ATOMIZED, What the fuck, He even survived a blood lusted emperor’s lightning which according too the book was “Infinitely more powerful then Darth Nyriss who overpowered 2 sith lords that were around the same level as Darth Vader, The fuck did they feed the sith back then, Oh also if he dies he can just become a force ghost because why not lmao, But that is just temporary and just is a weaker form though he is basically immune too all physical damage but Force ghosts can’t even attack while like this they just can move shit around and be all spooky, And like Kyoshi he figured out how too live for over 100 years But he lived for over 300. Turns out there is a reason why Revan is so popular with people and rightfully so.

With everyone’s stats and lore caught up, It’s time to see who would win in a fight to the death

Unexplored region, Area nicknamed “The astral plane”

The star forge exits hyperspace above a small planet, One the same size as Russia, All it hosts is a cave system with a castle inside, The ship scans the planet confirming multiple life signatures, The hanger bay doors open as a cloaked figure prepares too leave the super weapon aboard his own ship but stops when a robot asks him what’s wrong

Revan: “I don’t know HK… I haven’t felt a dark disturbance like this in… forever wait here and warm up the production line just in case”

Hk-47: “Understood Master.”

Revan boards his ship and flys down into the atmosphere of the small planet
Meanwhile…

Sceleritas Fel: “Master! Master!”

The Goblin runs into the dark and damped room filled with trophies and throne holding a sleeping and bored White dragonborn, Which opens it’s blood red eyes and sighs leaving a trace of cold air

Durge: “speak your mind Fel, You know I have no time for disturbances anymore.”

Fel: “Y-Yes well I was in the watch tower and, And”

Durge: “What.”

The goblin trips on his words as too not displease his master

Fel: “WE’RE BEING INVADED!”

Durge tightens his grip on his throne carving his nails into it and snarls

Durge: “We’re what.”

His voice is slimy as he stares at the goblin who is interrupted by an expression in the ceiling, The Goblin runs away and cowards behind a pillar, A ship descends and shines a light at the dragonborn who covers his eyes

Revan sighs as he senses the presence he felt from the outer rim, Before he gets to do something Durge launches a Lightning bolt and fire ball at the engine causing the ship too crash into the throne room, The doors too the ship open as he Revan steps out

Revan: “So we’re skipping the hospitality I see.”

Durge: “You blew up my roof! I see no need to care for your opinions”

Durge then gets up from his chair and let’s loose a giant thunderbolt which Revan deflects with a force push causing it to explode the Goblin who just revives

FIGHT:

Revan: “Fair enough”

Pulling out his red lightsaber from his cloak he ignites it and rushes at Durge who pulls out The blood of Lathander and takes a swing at Revan who dodges it but gets knocked back by a sunbeam, Durge lunges into the air slams the mace into Revan’s chest who lets out a scream before kicking Durge in the knee, Revan then takes the hilt of his lightsaber and slams it into Durge’s skull, Grabbing his horns Revan pulls him in for a headbutt but Durge sucker punches his sides, The Mace then slams into Revan’s head and casts a light beam which is deflected into Durge by Revan who blocked it with the lightsaber and slices the mace in half, A shrapnel slices against Durge as he is pushed back into a wall, Revan then tries too control Durge’s mind to make him surrender but the Tadpole resists it, Durge smirks and licks the blood off his cheek, He then pulls the Markoheshkir staff off from the wall and summons a bunch of crow familiars to distract Revan as the Nethermind is summoned and raises a horde of undead too claw at Revan, He slices through them like butter but is knocked back and strangled by a tentacle, The Dark urge slowly walks towards Revan as he whispers “Hk… now.”

Durge: “What a fine piece of weaponry, Shame it’ll have too be pulled off from your corpse, I can already hear your bones breaking”

A hiss comes from Durge before being lifted in the air and starts to choke as Revan tightens his grip onto the dragonborn meanwhile the black tentacles pull back as a loud explosion is heard outside, The Nethermind is being attacked by a horde of droid controlled ships, They are slowly destroyed one by one though

Durge: “gah,, but H-How”

Revan: “You fear what you don’t understand. Lemme make you understand.”

Durge falls down yet he still feels like he is being choked, Red veins pop up on him as Revan starts draining his life energy, With a snarl he picks up a rusted long sword and chucks it at Revan’s head, The sword bonks against his mask, Making a slight scratch as Durge grabs the staff again and summons a bunch of magic missiles and they slam into Revan’s gut, Durge then summons a bunch of spells onto Revan, Causing a massive explosion that shakes the castle and explodes the ship that crashed down, Durge smirk is then cut short as a green lightsaber flys past him, Slicing the staff in half

Durge: “Huh?!”

Revan: “By all those he betrayed… I will avenge you this day…”

Durge: “What are you on about??”

Revan looking battered held out his hand as he used detect life on Durge, Spotting the tadpole and crushed it with force grip, Durge screams as Revan throws him around like a ragdoll only to be knocked back by an eldritch blast

Durge: “What the… how did you…”

Revan: “The force is with me… the force is around me…”

Revan pulled out his purple lightsaber as the netherbrain let out a loud screech as a dreadnought crashed through it’s eyes and into it’s brain, Now duel wielding a red and purple blade he lunged at Durge who pulled out the sword of chaos which is immediately sliced in half, Gripping his hands in frustration he casts fireball in his hand and slams it against the sith lord causing him to be sent into the throne, Revan is then lunged at by Durge who pulls out bloodthirst and stabs Revan with it a bunch of times all while laughing

Durge: “DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE”

Struggling to move his hand he picks up the green lightsaber and flys it towards him with the force and it ignites against Durge, Who stops stabbing and falls back, Revan breathing heavily tries to limp towards the exit of the castle but is tackled by Fel who scratches at his mask, Revan grabs his skull, And uses life drain on the goblin, Completely healing his wounds but keeping the Goblin just alive enough before throwing him to the way side while a healed up Durge get’s up

Durge: “FEL!”

Durge’s eyes flicker as lightning zaps out of his body uncontrollably, He then unleashes it against Revan, Again and again, Revan tries to get up but is blasted by 4 Eldritch blast beams and sent flying through his destroyed ship, He then throws a bunch of grenades and mines at Durge which explode on impact giving Revan enough time to recollect his energy and rushes against Durge with duel lightsabers and blocks the rush of lightning too use force choke but is stopped by a zap getting through, Durge then runs towards Revan with Bloodthirst, Slicing against his side, Revan smacks the dragonborn’s head with a lightsaber and cuts off one of his horns with the other, Durge thrusts the knife towards Revans leg, Who responds by slashing at Durge who dodges it and chomps onto Revan’s neck but is then pushed through a pillar by force push, Revan follows it up by slashing at Durge’s chest and electrocuting Durge…

Durge: “You are so annoying!”

The White dragonborn throws a bunch of spells which knocks the purple saber out of Revan’s hand who immediately grabs his Green one and slices a fireball in half, Durge then uses thorn whip too knock the green Light saber into the air uses acid splash on it, Durge then uses this chance to plunge his dagger into Revan’s throat but he just goes through an illusion as Revan jumpkicks Durge into the courtyard and smashes Durge’s head against a statue, Durge throws a rock at Revan then uses enlarge on the rock which grows to the size of a boulder, It slams into Revan who is thrown into wilderness through a wall, Falling through the desert area and into an old ruined area of the castle that seemed too have been separated from the main yard for some reason, Revan shakes his head but see’s Durge jumping at him with a thunder spell in hand that slams into Revan’s mask and shatters the visor, Gripping force lightning in his hands he punches Durge who smirks and punches back, A stream of lightning strikes slam against the area as the two tank blows one by one, The strikes start too cause the supports of the castle to crumble

Revan and Durge: “FOR ALL MY MISTAKES TODAY I WILL MAKE ONE THING RIGHT AND BEAT YOU!!”

Durge: “YOU WONT FEEL MY MERCY TILL I RIP OUT YOUR THROAT!!”

Revan: “THE FORCE IS WITH ME!”

A purple like aura surrounds Revan as he amplifies his force lightning causing a massive explosion to destroy the entire castle area, An explosion is seen from orbit.

…

The Dark urge emerges with Bloodthirst, Exhausted

Durge: “I’m so tired…”

To his Dismay a loud igniting sound is heard as a charred Revan stands with a Red lightsaber, His armor is scorched and charred

Revan: “Ain’t dead yet.”

Durge gives a face of disgust and sighs, Knowing he needs to kill now or else…

He lunges at Revan, and chomps onto his right arm

Revan: “Gah! Get off!”

Out of energy Revan starts smacking against Durge who uses his frost breath, A cold chill surrounds the right arm of Revan and his lightsaber till… A loud scream is heard as Durge Chomps down and shatters the lightsaber and arm, Gripping onto his arm in pain, Durge smirks as he rushes towards Revan with Bloodthirst and…

Slash.

Bloodthirst is knocked out of Durge’s hand and Revan slices the neck of the dragonborn sorcerer, He stumbles forward and screams as his body starts to mutate, Gaining four arms, A more taller appearance and fully transforming into his slayer form which towers over Revan who sits down in fear, Durge then smacks Revan into a pile of rubble and drags him along like a rag doll, Slamming him up and down, Up and down over and over again, Crushing his bones, Till Durge holds Revan up like a corpse he prepares too chew Revan in half, Revan closes his eyes as he can feel the teeth puncturing his suit, He tries to extend his hand, His last resort and…

Durge drops back down to the size of his regular self, Revan falls back and sighs in relief

Revan: “Sever force did work…”

Out of breath Revan get’s up and calls back his purple Lightsaber from the main room and slices Durge’s right eye

Durge let’s out a loud scream as his tail swings around and smacks Revan back

Suddenly durge launches a blast of lightning at Revan who sighs and amplifies his force one last time as he pushes the lightning back with a force push and some lightning of his own, Burning the dragonborn’s skin… Out of options Durge breathes frost breath as a final resort at Revan who is blocking it with his lightsaber, Slowly approaching him, Blocks of ice appear on Revan and his lightsaber, Durge prepares to plunge Bloodthirst into Revan’s neck at the same time Revan swings his lightsaber at Durge’s neck and…

After a slash is heard, Blood drips down from Revan’s neck as Bloodthirst enters his neck while the lightsaber stabs into Durge who smiles pulling it in deeper, Tearing off Revan’s arm and digs his claws into Revan’s sides and rips him in half as Revan screams… The field is silent but a voice still lingers in the Dark urge’s mind as he notices Revan’s force ghost leaving to the starforge, Snarling he combines his eldritch blast and lightning bolt and shoots up towards Revan and the Starforge causing both to explode… Finally the voices have stopped

KO

This match up was interesting, The force and magic worked in similar ways and can be countered, Expect for using it, Revan and other force users can just use it by thinking while Magic at least for Durge needs to be used via staff or hand, Meanwhile Durge has 40 years of experience at maximum while Revan has 300 years of experience and especially with foes like Durge, But that’s just talking about the lower spells and non parasite abilities like oh idk, A fucking Black hole, Hell Revan he couldn’t beat the Slayer form with ease he would need to find a way to detransform him and Sever force would work, As it severs the users power, Durge had a much more varied weapons and spell slot and yeah he did, Unfortunately for the weapons Lightsabers would cut through them, He could deflect them and Durge would eventually run out of stamina while Revan could regain it with the force but that doesn’t matter when the Dark urge’s… Dark urge came into play making him a lethal unkillable foe that didn’t need stamina, “Oh what about the Netherbrain” The star forge has no limits too it’s production and many of the ships it creates dwarfs the Netherbrain in size and it didn’t really have a way to fight back against a star destroyer for example, Hell remember the nihilus guy? Yeah he destroyed a planet with just a thought, And Revan is more powerful than him but Durge was just more powerful then that possibly scaling to universal and since he is Bhaal’s chosen he would get a free revive, Revan was strong yes but he just didn’t have the speed or power to keep up and deliver the killing blow onto Durge, Looks like the only thing left on the dark urge’s mind is the corpse fillet in front of him.

The winner is the Dark Urge

Revan
+ Much more faster and can go faster with force amplification
+ 300 Years of experience with all kinds of foes including those like durge
+ Scales too planet destroyers at his weakest point, Said planet destroyer is capable of more as he destroyed the surface with a thought and Revan handled him
+ Lightsaber could cut through anything the dark urge had including himself
+ Better usage with the force then the dark urge had with magic
+The starforge was superior then the neverbrain in summons
+Force amplification
+ Star forge could out number the netherbrain and potentially Durge
-But only for a time
- Less powerful
-Had little ways of dealing with the slayer form
=Equal defence
=Both could regenerate at the same time
=Equal mental fortitude

Dark urge:
+ Much more powerful
+ Immune too any mind alteration as long as the tadpole survived
+ Slayer form lmao
+ Had summons whenever he wanted
+More weapons
+ Could scale to universal thanks to dnd bullshit +Had way more forms of healing +Talented in all forms of combat
+ Much slower
-Revan has fought many foes like him before
-Netherbrain couldn’t handle an onslaught of gun fire or a deathstar like attack
-Had no way too boost his power at time like Revan
-Less stamina
=Equal defence
=Both could regenerate at the same time
=Equal mental fortitude

Yeah originally Revan won but over time I found that to be extremely wrong so… Yeah

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“What’s better to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort.” Words from the Mario dragon of skyrim which actually represents our two fighters pretty well, Shadow the Hedgehog, The Ultimate lifeform and Venom, The lethal protector of Marvel, My name is Taelia and for the last 10 episodes it’s been my job to research and write two characters fighting too the death!

Shadow, Chained from the past no longer:

The year was something idk, Sonic games never have it good with ages or years, Upon the space colony ark a man had a dream, Dr Gerold Ivo Robotnik had the dream of a lifetime, Multiple if it worked correctly, Immortality! Is what he stated but in reality his Grand daughter Maria was sick with an unknown illness, Code named Project Shadow, A mix between a hedgehog and black arms Dna, The black arms are like a hive mind of violent monsters that land on planets so they can conquer them and consume them, All led by black doom, Who helped create Shadow. Woah doomed Yaoi, But all of this meant shadow was seen as a the threat by G.U.N. Who stormed the Ark, Killed everyone, Including Maria, Put Gerold in front of a firing squad and shot him up, But right before Maria died she launched Shadow at Earth asking him one thing, Too protect the people of earth in which he has succeeded a million times over and then some considering he’s Sonic equal and is hinted to be better than him, We’ve talked a lot about Sonic on this show… 3 times now, Sonic is essentially faster then God as in he can outpace a Blackhole, Run faster then Lightspeed without a sweat, Oh and those are on his bad days, He’s literally outran a dimension, During everyone’s favourite Sonic game, Sonic forces (I actually like it) Sonic was trapped in the phantom ruby where he outran it to escape, He escaped a realm where nothing existed what the fuck, But this is about Shadow not Sonic so just move over blue blur, Shadow can fly with his air shoes, and even let’s him activate lightspeed dash which it says it in the name, Can generate fire for a barrier or just an invincible one, Lock on with a spin or homing attack, Or just fucking shoot you, Remember that iconic opening where he just pumps a Mp5? Yeah that’s kinda real, It’s the Heckler & Koch MP5A with a custom barrel, The barrel doesn’t seem to do anything so it’s most likely cosmetic, I mean Pump action is pretty satisfying from what I’ve seen, This gun can shoot bullets up towards 800 rounds per minute at a velocity of 400 m/s, But this all pales in comparison of his powers, Black tornado, Shadow heal (Fucking narcissistic asshole) Teleportation, Chaos blast which can cause an explosion equal to the size of your local gas station, Chaos Rift, Chaos spear, And Chaos Control too slow down time and allow him to just walk away, Oh yeah remember how despite they fucking asked for it, And Gun got cold feet and shot a sick child? Yeah so do I…

What? There was nothing else to that I wanted to remind you they shot Shadow’s only friend and his father’s granddaughter which caused ol Gerold to make shadow out for revenge which seemed like a good idea but in reality it would basically just kill all of humanity, Pissing him off isn’t a good idea as well because he just becomes more powerful, Like a certain green fellow that died to an angry monster… Rest in Peace Yoda you still owed me for that night, And since he has the power of Chaos emeralds imbedded into him he has destructive capabilities on the scale OF PLANET WIDE EXPLOSIONS, And that’s without the inhibitor rings that control his power, Remember chaos being used too create a big bang from the Metal vs Cell episode I did? Well Shadow is literally made of Chaos and can unleash it whenever and not to mention Super Shadow which should be around the boost of 10X, Like the X show where Shadow destroyed a fucking planet just by launching himself at it, Which according too death battle is 1 Exotons of TNT, And Base shadow is no pushover either, Remember the sonic comparison? Well base sonic which at this time is weaker then base sonic and especially base shadow now, Survived the Death Egg exploding right infront of hin, Assuming the Death egg is the size of a small moon as it isn’t planetary size but still bigger, This means Sonic would have to survived a blast worth over 10 million worth tnt! Plus thanks to Shadow generations he has some new kick ass abilities like growing wings, becoming a blob thing, getting a manta ray, and Doom blast and Doom spears which is basically Chaos versions but stronger, Escape time with chaos control during his fight with neo devil doom,He’s defeated foes like Solaris who according too Eggman, “Eats dimension’s for breakfast” During said fight he used Spear of light which can close dimensional doors and also smacked the shit out of super neo metal sonic which is universe level and if things all go too shit he can fully tap into Chaos force which is and I quote “A reality far above other reality’s, It doesn’t matter where Shadow came from, He seems to be in good hands now with the help of sonic and friends.

Venom, infects and consumes all!:

Eddie brock was a simple journalist who worked hard for a job he genuinely loved and got an opportunity that could change his life, Covering the identity of a serial killer, But like many opportunities this just went wrong, For instance he got the wrong guy, spider-man turned the actual killer in, and he was publicly shamed from the bugle, He would pray too God before planning his own suicide and he got his answer, Above him Spider-Man was getting the symbiote off of him which fell next too Eddie, They bonded and together they had one goal, Hunt down and kill the one who both hurt them, Peter Parker, That night, Venom was born, Venom who was previously bonded with Spider-Man makes it so he can swing around by extending his bio mass, which he can do for shape shifting, But before we talk about Venom we gotta talk about the host Eddie, This will be brief but I feel like there should be at least one time we bring up the host, So Eddie brock despite being human is actually pretty strong, How strong? Body builder strong have you seen this dude’s muscles?? Dude is built like the letter T, he’s basically a peak performance human, meaning he should be equal to others like batman, The peak human performance has a record lifting total of 1000 pounds while batman who I’m equaling him to regular batman and not the multiverse shit he does with like Darksied, Bruce is capable of shattering brick walls and from one panel lifted a heavy weight 603 times before getting tired/ hurting himself, By the looks of it he lifted 3 20 pound weights on each side, Meaning in total he lifted a total of 72,360 Tons! And this is Eddie strength, And considering in comics he shattered an entire chunk of bricks by just being mad, Yeah it makes sense but now onto Venom who like I said before can change his body at any point to latch onto people, form a giant shield, grow wings too fly, form a giant mace, He has a 360° degree vision like an owl which essentially works as his spider-sense, His regeneration is insane having fought against someone like Wolverine who stabbed Venom in the head, and just walked it off, Or when Black cat sent him flying into an oil tanker causing a massive explosion and survived being just a tongue, Also as stated before all Klyntar are able to copy their hosts powers even after leaving them, So say he absorbs someone like darkseid and yeah you can see where I’m going with this, His fangs carry a massive amount of toxins that if bit can spell the end for their opponent, It’s so toxic in fact he almost killed fucking sandman with it, Yes SAND Man while being sand what the fuck, He’s able to take down/fight on the same levels as heavy hitters like The Juggernaut, Wolverine, Spider-Man, Thor and the fucking Hulk, Yes THE HULK the same one who can just destroy planets for shits and giggles, And while he does have his weakness towards fire and sound, Since he’s able to spread his biomass this means he can become big as a city block though this could expose Eddie if he’s not careful and he can morph his body into a bunch of attacks, If he can think of it he can do it, He’s since become resistant to them, Able to Dodge light and lightning based attacks, Probably doesn’t help he’s essentially a god/killed God …yeah yea im bringing this in here basically all of this means when in this form he has his stats rounded too an insane amount, I mean makes sense for someone who can defeat Knull who is essentially a one stop fight for a character being Uni-multiverse level and for Venom I believe he is now High universe too low multiverse levels, on a bad day, Using the handle of Thor’s hammer and the blade of the silver surfer’s board he can form a giant axe that is able to create a giant ass axe, Though during this form he is more susceptible too darkness and despite being on the same level as God’s he can’t use this form on a whim meaning Eddie and Venom would need to be separated for it to even be possible but Venom by himself is still extremely powerful like how he absorbed the thing who is comparable to Dr doom oh and on the topic of absorbing he did the same thing to captain Marvel who thanks to her now he can shoot lasers and fly… Yeah pretty sure Marvel just made him a planet destroyer by sneezing with all this absorption but sadly Venom does have weaknesses, If tricked or forced away from Eddie, That basically means the death for both as the symbiote by itself is extremely weak and Eddie while strong is just a human, They’re also susceptible to mental attacks and since working together if one link has another idea that can cause some problems for them like how the venom symbiote put Eddie too sleep one time, Thankfully they have a really good bond so moments like this are far and between from a regular occurrence, Luckily for the Marvel universe this black goo monster is fighting for good, At least for now.

With everyone’s stats and lore caught up, It’s time to see who would win in a fight to the death!

Cue too New York city during winter, It’s snowing yet it isn’t that cold where a man in black cost with white spines walks down a street nearby a bakery and chomps down on some chocolate

Venom: “Eddieeee I’m bored.”

Eddie: “Too bad, That Gun foundation interrupted our last fight, We need to lay low”

The Venom voice groans as he forms out and scratches a motorcycle which goes off in an alarm, Venom shrieks and forms a giant fist and smashes it

Eddie: “VENOM!”

Venom: “IM SORRY BUT WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING IN DAYS”

Suddenly the two are interrupted by a small black hedgehog

Shadow: “Were you the one who just smashed my bike.”

Eddie: “Y-Yeah I’m sorry dude I can pay you back, What do you accept cash or card?”

Shadow then notices Venom and sighs

Shadow: “We’ve been looking for you, We believe you have some… benefits, Just come with me and I’m sure Gun will help you”

Eddie groans

Eddie: “Great, Now look at what you did Venom, At least let me cover this up.”

FIGHT

Eddie slams his fist into Shadow’s face knocking him down, Shadow grabs a trash bin and throws it at Eddie which just bounces off and smashes through a window

Eddie cracks his knuckle and prepares to rush Shadow before being launched through multiple brickwalls, Rubbing his head in annoyance, He throws a brick at Shadow who punches it, Shattering it in pieces

Eddie: “Alright you are up buddy!”

A black goop surrounds Eddie transforming him into a 8 Ft monster that roars at Shadow and charges at him, Smacking him into a car nearby, Shadow tries to recover but Shadow extends his biomass too grab Shadow and swings him through multiple buildings and eventually throws him into the ground, Grunting and holding his chest, Shadow get’s up and spots Venom rushing towards him

Shadow: “thank god we evacuated people out of here, Chaos spear!”

A horde of spears appear out of thin air and launch at Venom who tanks a couple, Grabs onto one and another but throws the second at Shadow who dodges it and is smacked by the spear Venom is holding, Shadow smiles as he snaps his fingers and causes the spear too explode, Shadow spins around a lamp post and launches himself at Venom sawing right into him, Venom annoyed prepared to grab Shadow but he jumps off and kicks Venom’s jaw before teleporting behind his foe and smacking the back of his head with a well placed kick

Venom: “Grah! Stand still!!”

Slamming his arms into the ground, Debris scatter everywhere, Venom then forms a mace and attaches the concrete onto it

Shadow: “Oh what the hell”

Venom: “What? Stunned by our prowess”

Shadow: “What no? You just look ugly”

Shadow lands next to a fountain, And in a fit of rage Venom charges at him and slams his club into the ground next too Shadow who is knocked back, Venom extends his arms too grab him, And holds him in the air

Venom: “You will make a fine snack,”

The symbiote extends his tongue in hunger

Venom: “Haven’t had a good snack since… Well forever.”

Shadow: “Ugh Enough!”

Unleashing a blast that surrounds Shadow, The arms blow up as Venom stumbles backward and watches as the arms reform

Shadow: “Just what the hell are you?”

Venom: “We are Venom”

Venom extends his hand out and launches pieces of himself like mini needles at Shadow, Shadow is then hit by a barrage of needles digging into him, Venom then takes the opportunity too slam his foot into Shadow’s face and slams the concrete covered up towards Shadow which sends him flying, Eddie is detached from Venom and Eddie throws the symbiote at Shadow, It slithers around the hedgehog and bonds with him

Shadow: “Huh what the-“

Suddenly a painful sensation fills Shadow’s stomach as Venom starts to suffocate and beat up shadows body, Realizing the damage that will happen if he is like this for even five second, Let’s out a giant burst of aura that sends the Symbiote flying out of his body and lands next to Eddie who remerges with him, Venom picks up a nearby car and throws it at Shadow as he swings towards him

Eddie: “So, What did you learn?”

Venom: “He’s similar to us… and luckily…”

Suddenly a wave of tentacles burst out of Venom’s back and wrap around buildings as Venom slowly pulls them out of the foundation and throws 2 giant apartments at Shadow

Venom: “Nobody is around to witness this!”

Shadow caught off guard jumps off of the hood of the car then spin dashes through an apartment building too the next and uses black tornado to send Venom flying through the streets, as he crashes through the streets Venom forms a couple black spears and lunges them at Shadow who destroys them with Doom spears, They go straight through Venom’s spears and slices through Venom’s skin

Shadow takes notice too how the suit and person act as 2

Shadow: “So all I gotta do is… Got it!”

Venom who catches Shadow offguard, Lunges at him, The two trade blows before being sent through the Avengers tower’s main lobby, Crashing through Shadow grunts as he realizes Venom is taking him to an area that wasn’t evacuated, Venom pins Shadow against a wall, Getting his pair of claws out and slices at shadow…

Blood drips down as Shadow’s cheek drips down, Shadow sighs and Releases a giant Chaos blast that sends Venom flying half way across the world into a snowy tundra area, Shadow then slams his feet into Venom a bunch of times before being knocked back

Venom: “STOP IT!”

Venom surrounds himself with a giant shield that suddenly forms into a pair of wings

Venom: “Last chance. Leave us alone.”

Shadow: “Fat chance, For the sake of a promise I made a long time ago, I will protect this planet! And all those who are a danger to it!”

Shadow grows a pair of doom wings and flys towards Venom who forms his hands into a pair of blades

Venom: “Copycat”

Shadow summons his doomsword and slices at the two Necroswords, Loud metallic banging sounds go off, Venom starts to tremble by it, Smirking Shadow decides to go super

Shadow: “It’s over! This is for Maria”

Venom: “Who the fuck”

Suddenly a giant blast of Chaos energy slams into Venom, Shadow grabs Eddie before Venom can reform and flys in the air, The Symbiote reaches for Eddie extending his entire biomass to reach him

Shadow: “It’s finished, Now I don’t know what Gun wants with you, But you assisted a current target by that logic you are deemed to be “Taken care of” I’m truly sorry”

Shadow starts to choke Eddie who struggles to reach the tiny bit of ooze of Venom nearby, Until…

Venom: “So are we.”

A giant burst of energy surrounds the area knocking Shadow awhile back, Slamming and snapping multiple trees, Carving a huge pile of snow, Getting up and rubbing his head as looks at the God of Light Venom who forms his Axe, Shadow’s eye widen as in a split second Venom slams the Axe at him, Just barley dodging it, The two take to the skies and clash, Shadow uses a flame barrier but Venom just punches through it, a slams into Shadow, Grabbing his feet he throws Shadow towards the ground and jumps onto his stomach, The entire area is a crater… Snow and ash drip down as Venom chuckles as he holds the now non super shadow by the head, badly beaten

Venom: “Goodbye little guy, HAVE A NICE FLIGHT”

Throwing Shadow up in the air, Venom smacks Venom up into the atmosphere, Venom checks to see where the black hedgehog is going when he notices two rings next to shadow, Suddenly a large burst of energy parts the cloud, Venom stares up at the hedgehog in the stars having a black and red aura, Breathing heavily

Shadow who is taken over by the Chaos force: “I said… ITS OVER”

Screaming Shadow flys towards Venom who does the same

Both: “CHAOS CONTROL!”

Time is completely stopped… no one can move

Until Shadow twitches and opens his eyes freeing himself from Chaos control, Flys straight into venom, Going straight through him, Time resumes as Shadow pulls Venom away from Eddie who is falling too his death

Shadow: “CHAOS RIFT!”

Suddenly a giant rift appears below Eddie who looks up at Shadow who throws Venom at him screaming Chaos blast, Which slams into both of them, Both screaming till there is nothing left… Shadow looses the chaos force and his rings fly back too his wrists as he falls into a pile of snow where Rouge and Omega appear

Rouge: “Shadow! You were supposed to bring him in!”

Omega: “I wish I called dibs… Sadness”

Shadow out of breath, Badly beaten: “no… no you don’t wish that…”

KO

Wait huh I thought Venom had this in the bag? Well he did, God of light Venom scales above Shadow, But as we can see something went wrong, Well one Venom was not always faster in this form compared too Shadow but he was 100% more stronger, tougher, and overall a little more versatile, Like if Shadow didn’t find a way to kill Venom or separate them soon, He wouldn’t survive a full on barrage from the god of light, Speaking of which God of light does have one weakness, That being power of darkness and what does shadow do? Dark based attacks, And he could copy Shadows chaos abilities if he bonded with Shadow, Though that’s easier said then done, Shadow actually had multiple ways of subduing Venom, Thanks to the fact they share a bond, Not fused, And Shadow was fast enough and had the hax and tools to rip them apart from each other while Venom couldn’t really subdue him until he could kill him, Venom was insanely tough, I mean insanely tough but Shadow had the tools and speed to put down Venom for good, Looks like Venom won’t be returning for more than 6 months

The winner is Shadow the hedgehog

Chapter Text

Rebellion too tyrannical overlord these characters are Megatron, The Ruthless ruler of the Decepticon’s and Vilgax, The ultimate rival to the universe’s savior Hello Hello Guys, Gals and pals, Welcome to Cross Versus the show that’s written on ya screen where I, Your Host Taelia, Have 2 characters from fiction fight it out to the death, Let’s see those fighters for the first fight of this month

Megatron, Redemption or butchered: Space. A new frontier, You can find many planets out here like LV-426, Krypton, Planet Vegeta and many more but we’re focused on a mechanical one, One called Primus or as he would later be known as, Cybertron, Home to the cybertronians, And one specifically,The ruler of the tyrannical decepticons, Lord Megatron, Being a cybertronian he has the ability to morph his body around, In many continuity’s he takes many different forms unlike his counterpart Optimus Prime, He can be a tank, Gun, helicopter, jet, dinosaur/dragon(despite it being another character) a Car, and Hawk too! Ah got you no he doesn’t turn into a hawk though he possibly can by scanning a hawk like organic being since Cybertronian’s can change their body mass at will, Due to a thing called mass shifting, basically changing sizes depending on their alt mode, Uncanny right? Though for this fight we’ll be using a tank because while I love jet megatron, Tank megs makes the most sense for this fight and is his main alt mode, I mean makes sense when he has a giant fucking arm cannon on his… Arm, Which isn’t Actually part of him, It’s really a tool, Though some stuff like transforming his body to bring out his Energon mace/flail is a part of him, His extra tools include Antimatter cubes which can reduce people to dust and atoms which would mean these cubes can wield around a total of 10 tons of tnt, His antimatter blaster can drain, Which is correct as he used it to get rid of the force field around nightbird in Season 2 episode 6, Sometimes he carries around a shield, Like in shattered glass, aligned and bayverse but seemingly only in TLK, Pull out a sword out of his ass, These being again, Bayverse (TLK), Aligned, WFC (Toy and netflix line), Animated and energon, totalling up to around 3 swords as we’re only looking at G1, IDW, Aligned Bayverse, And Animated so sorry toy exclusive weapons and Unicron trilogy bullshittery you aren’t accepted here, He’s skilled enough to use these weapons to have survived his time in the gladiatory arena for a long time and even killed Cy-Kill from Go bots (Don’t ask why or how they appeared, go bots just seem to be in their universe and are even a slur in transformers one for some fucking reason, Yes Elita does call Orion a slur I’m serious go watch Transformers one, The ferrotaxis which is able to teraform a planet in a few hours where Teraforming one regulating would take around 16 years or it could just be used to summon a swarm of insecticons, which does scale to the constructicons (Minus devastator) and are able to eat through solid steel, He’s able to create a giant forcefield that protects Megatron from any attack with the downside of being trapped in there, Which essentially means you are trapped in there not him, It’s basically indestructible unless it’s by Megatron’s hand (It’s wielder), In terms of defense he has the forcefield I just mentioned, Being able to absorb and drain energy, Able just to summon black holes because why the fuck not, While as Galvatron he even resists the effects of time and space itself… Okay sure why not, He’s plunged worlds into chaos for the fun of it, Caused a death count personally in the kill counts of the trillions, Killed Starscream more times than I can count, Bumblebee, Ultra Magnus, Overlord who has taken on entire armies and came out as the victor, Basically killed God or a version of it called the Deceptigod, The deceptigod or D-Void is basically an undead eldritch horror that is the personification of the dead universe that consumes entire universes, Who was so strong and big, This avatar knocked out Omega supreme and the only ones who resisted the effects of his mind control was Megatron, Shockwave and Optimus who permanently killed him with the matrix, And if pushed too his limits he can summon anti matter which resides inside him, This is where the black hole stuff comes from, While it is uncontrollable Megatron does the opposite of it and controls it to his will which can engulf entire planets and can even form it like it’s playdough molding it to his wim, Tanked the entire force of the world’s government for 15 minutes and shrugged it off, Survived Planetary destruction point blank, Which according to deathbattle would translate to 4.48 octillion tnt, In animated Lugnut is able to create giant mountain wide explosions and Megatron is leagues above surviving that and beating it, Can swap his fusion cannon for a railgun which can destroy small cities in a single blast, Used the Omniglobe to win and command a thousand battles all at once Fought and won against two beings using the power of universes, Intelligence is no joke when it comes to Megatron, He’s even taken down and killed the likes of Optimus Prime who can destroy entire universe’s with a blast of his matrix and has destroyed essentially an entire solar system, Is leagues above soundwave who can survive a planet just fucking exploding on top of him which is also where one of my favorite lines in the franchise comes from “I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy, Alright Give me the bomb” What the fuck Ultra magnus, He also has dark energon which is energon but dark and scary, But also essentially drugs and meth for Megatron, It’s so potent it can revive an entire planet (Cybertron) and can revive Megatron if the need arrises and allows him to make the dark star saber, A sword of unimaginable power that’s pretty imaginable where it’s strength is greater than the star saber which Megatron shattered in Prime’s duel, The sword can carve through mountains and create massive energy projections from a range, And if the regular star saber can snuff out stars imagine what this one is capable of, Eventually after all this war Megatron came too his senses (At least in the idw Contuinity) and Made amends, Joining up with the autobots and putting an end to the cybertronian war after billions of years even trillions, Andnotice how I didn’t make a single toy joke in this analysis? Hmmmmm, Also while researching this I found a fun fact that is kinda weird but canonically Megatron does not fw Demon slayer or My hero academia at all, If we are to have Universal land Megatron be canon here.

Vilgax, The conquer of 10 worlds and beyond:

The planet of Vilgaxia or formerly Murray was a fairly normal planet, Until they decided to banish Vilgax, For whatever reasons they had it made it so this Chimera witnessed the glory of one alien device, the ability to turn into multiple aliens, The omnitrix, He became infatuated with it, Wanting it all to himself and build an army of Omnitrix wielding soldiers all led and controlled by one man, No One God, He was the one who had to get but there was a few problems in his pursuit of it, He unknowingly was the one who let the device fly away and land in possession of one kid, The one Ben 10 who once could transform into 10 Alien’s could transform into hundreds, thousands hell even tens of thousands of aliens, What could you even do with that much alien’s?? Like seriously greedy ass kid or when he has the max amount, 40 or something year old man, Vilgax eventually recovered after almost dying trying to get the Omnitrix and set after Ben 10 (Because his robots and bounty hunters couldn’t do it, Gonna talk about his species here for a bit since Alien species are a big part of Ben 10, His species the Chimera Sui Generis have enhanced everything, Speed, durability, strength, reflexes, heat immunity, Their reflexes are so great Vilgax is even able to keep up with the likes of XL-R8, Which can reach speeds up to 500 Miles per hour or even move so fast that time looks like it stopped to him which means he was running around the speed of light, He’s able. He’s even shown to keep up with those speeds escaping the velocity of earth, He’s survived a nuclear explosion, Destroyed one of the mount rushmore heads by slamming his fists into it which would equate to 5 million tons of basic brute force since he slammed his fists into it, Was able to pick up, Defeat and throw a Mutated Kevin Levin through solid reinforced steel walls which he (Kevin Levin) was comprised of multiple aliens including heatblast and four arms which as you can guess are extremely heavy, Threw Heatblast through an entire city which destroyed multiple buildings, Able to withstand basically all attacks from Ben’s aliens minus Waybig which caught him off guard and chucked him into space, Just tanks a massive gas station sized explosion unharmed, He was practically invincible throughout the show only getting outsmarted by Ben through some random means and his last appearance in the classic series was him being thrown out into space by Waybig… this defeat it was humiliating, Beaten by a child over and over again, Vilgax realized something, At this point he was sadly not strong enough to beat Ben 10, So he took another approach, An off screen training arc where he would defeat 10 heroes of other worlds and steal their powers, Now stronger than ever he would travel to earth, Challenging Ben for the fate of the Earth, In this new form he was stronger than ever, Able to punch Jetray few feet away, Punched said Jetray into a fountain, Carving it’s shape, And with the new form he even overpowers Ben now, He also gained some new tools Like the Chronosapien time bomb which can wipe entites from the entire multiverse According to Proffesor Paradox It Can wipe out all known timelines in the multiverse, consisting of infinite parallel dimensions and timelines that branch off for infinity. If we compare him to Dagon he is strong enough to withstand blows from those like Ultimate waybig Who is strong enough to destroy a weapon strong enough of blowing up Pluto, Vilgax also defeated one of Ben’s Aliens known as Atomix who is stated to be Ben’s strongest Alien, Even stronger than the likes of Feedback or Alien X who can replicate a big bang, Hell Ben 10 even tanked a big bang which re quired him using all his aliens to contain it, And Vilgax is on par with all of these Aliens even surpassing most of them, For tools he has his own sword which is capable of projecting energy beams, being lit on fire for extra damage, It’s so sharp it can cut through an entire space ship and Chromastone who is just pure crystals, He has the Ruby of Rouleau which can Project a giant red beam which should kill most foes as he states that most have cannot and have not withstand the force of the beam implying it can kill easily, The shield of Seagle which summons a orangish or yellowish like shield on his wrist to block any attacks even those from ships or blasts from Jetray, Poor guy can’t catch a break with Vilgax, Hell his gauntlet might be even stronger since it can touch those who are even intangible like big chill who is a ghost, He can shoot lasers from his eyes, steal powers, Shoot energy out of his hands, Boost his physical body beyond that of 4 arms, A raygun for reasons and for his most deadly equipment… Malware, Remember when I said he defeated Atomix? Well this is how after fusing with Malware’s remains he became stronger and a being known as Malgax, Fusion names always sound like ship names I’m not gonna lie, Anyways Malgax gains all the abilities of Malware and Vilgax like forming a giant cannon out of his hand, form swords in his hands and yeah he is basically venom, For instance Malware once hacked the Omnitrix and killed Feedback, Defeated a 16 year old Ben who was using Waybig and absorbed Waybig with little to no trouble and has absorbed all galvan weaponry, But sadly this doesn’t mean he is invincible as Malgax has been defeated, Only by exposure of harsh light and extreme electrocution which Vilgax’s species is extremely weak to on their own, But over time again and again he has been shown to be at least a little stronger then Ben 10, Hell during the original series he is still able to keep up with both normal and Ben 10’000 though he did also lose that fight, He even survived attacks from the forever knights who as you can guess are basically carrying medieval equipment that are similar in power to Vilgax’s sword of conquest, He even got stabbed by one, And even if beaten he can always strip down and reveal his true form which is basically a giant squid that can survive nuclear explosions, So that’s neat, How this works is… Not known… What is known is that if he has sights on your world and Ben 10 is nowhere to be found, Just surrender, It’s your best option in that case…

Also he can fly

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

Pre fight:

Flying above Vilgaxia, The nemesis floats above Vilgaxia, Outside the control room, Drones walk out in orderly fashion As a giant and armed Squid man walks in and sits down, And sighs

Vilgax: “So you are the leader of this ship”

Megatron swings his chair to face Vilgax: “The one which you tractor beamed? Yeah, Now speak before I launch you out the airlock Organic”

Vilgax: “Now now, Is that any way to speak to your guests or at least new overlord.”

Megatron: “What?!”

Vilgax, Chuckling: “What you ever heard of the Galactic law in which if the invaders beat the strongest defender, They get their planets, No if’s or buts.”

A cold and silent air current filled the air as Megatron gripped onto the table and lifted himself off revealing the Autobot symbol on his chest

Megatron: “One, I am not the strongest Cybertronian… That is an old friend and two.”

Charging up his Fusion cannon, He smirks as he points it at Vilgax

Megatron: “Like hell you are”

FIGHT

Both scream as Vilgax flips the table to block the incoming blast and pulls out his Ray gun and shoots at Megatron who laughs as it bounces off, Megatron lunges and punches Vilgax in the face causing bone crunching sounds as he grabs part of the head and throws Vilgax into a window which cracks, Vilgax shakes his head as he slams his fists onto the floor sending Megatron backwards shattering the door as Megatron transforms into a tank and blasts Vilgax out the window and he falls onto the deck of the ship, Megatron Transforms again and runs toward Vilgax

Megatron: “Starscream! I need you to lead the Nemesis! Where are you!?”

Starscream on coms: “I Cshhh Invistigat- Csstch Pur d-agon”

Megatron: “Ugh…”

Both: “ALL UNITS FIRE UPON THE ENEMY”

Vilgax stands up and wipes the blood off his mouth and spits, Smiling and laughing he pulls out his sword, Which in turn Megatron Pulls out his Bayverse sword and lunges at him, Vilgax slams the sword against Megatron’s sword which causes the Axe like sword to shatter upon impact, Vilgax charges up his gauntlet and slams against Megatron who skids backward

Meanwhile The Chimera Hammer starts to float towards the Nemesis, As guns blare, Slamming against both’s shields, Megatron is sent back into a cannon which is sliced in half by Vilgax, Megatron takes out his blade in his wrist and slices at Vilgax’s Tentacle which causes one to fall off, As Vilgax recovers from the attack Megatron rushes at him, Transforming his top half to smack Vilgax off the Nemesis, Megatron Footdives at Vilgax who boosts his muscles to grab the leg of Megatron and throw him below him, Vilgax takes out the ruby ray and points it at Megatron causing him to crash onto the planets surface first, Vilgax’s ship sends out platforms for Vilgax to safely land on

Below Megatron emerges from the fountain that crushed his fall as he looks upon Vilgax who shines the Ray upon him again keeping him down

Vilgax: “Now… Are we done here? Do you surrender your pathetic planet to me, Vilgax, your new leader.”
Megatron picking up his animated swords screams at Vilgax, Throwing one sword at the Ruby Ray shattering it, He lunges at Vilgax and stabs him in the chest but is thrown off, Vilgax picking up both swords smiles as he lays them down gently

Vilgax: “So it seems I will need to beat some sense into you huh.”

Megatron: “Don’t worry… Prime already did that”

The two lunge at each other, Vilgax picks up and throws Megatron into a pile of rubble, Megatron then transforms into his tank mode, Shoots behind him, Launching himself at Vilgax who is knocked back by the tank, Megatron starts to drive on Vilgax leaving skid marks on his chest before being thrown into the town square, Vilgax coats his sword in a crystal like energy and slices multiple antimatter cubes in half causing a town wide explosion which knocks Megatron back as well

Huffing as he looks upon the Nemesis and Hammer

Megatron: “Troops status!”

He looks at the shadow approaching him who is laughing

Vilgax: “Their status is none of your concern. But My Concern is YOUR LIFE”

Igniting his sword in a spew of flames he lunges at Megatron whose chest is sliced… The autobot symbol which belonged to Bumblebee is destroyed… Megatron looking at it longingly starts to sob remembering the dead autobot

Vilgax: “Oh what’s this? That little thing meant so much to you?! I’ve heard your stories of destruction, death, war and conquering! I didn’t believe it when I heard it first, The deadly Megatron reduced to the sides of being a wimp and apologising? Pathetic.”

Vilgax spits on the autobot symbol and prepares to slice off Megatron’s head, Megatron screams and destroys the area around him and knocking Vilgax back, Using anti matter to blow up half of the planet causing both fighters to fall into the planet’s core, Splashing and fall in Lava the two wrestle as Vilgax slams his head into Megatron’s and starts to choke him, Drowning him Lava, Megatron notices something though and remembers that during the cybertronian war Shockwave sent Insecticons to random worlds for the fun of it…

Megatron: “You… Fool!”

He raises the Ferrotaxis above the lava and activates it, Vilgax confused is immediately knocked back by a kickback clone onto solid rock, A swarm of Insecticons rush to gang up on Vilgax as Megatron pulls himself out of the lava, The conquer easily slices through the insects like it’s nothing using eye lasers and his sword to destroy them, Megatron starts to recover and charges his railgun on his back, He runs towards Vilgax

Megatron: “Hey! Calamari, I know you’ve heard about my past but let me tell you about my future, No CYBERTRONS FUTURE”

Pulling out the darksaber he rushes at Vilgax and slices off an arm and kicks him into the wall causing an earthquake, Megatron takes a shot at him with his fusion cannon which misses and slams into the lava, Vilgax slices his Fusion cannon in half

Megatron: “We’re not going anywhere AND ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!!”

Using a slash of the dark star saber to launch Vilgax into the air, He prepares to launch his railgun before Vilgax pulls out a giant clock like bomb and points at Megatron laughing maniacally as he turns a switch

Vilgax: “Then you won’t be Anywhere!”

The Chronosapien time bomb is thrown at Megatron who realizes the devastation this can pull and closes his eyes

Megatron: “No…”

Megatron: “You aren’t going anywhere.”

In a rage, Megatron summons a black hole and uses Antimatter to pull the bomb away from Vilgax before it can be fired and swallows it

Vilgax: “NO YOU FOOL”

Eventually he flies into a bubble which traps him in there, Being knocked down, Megatron Lifts up his chin as Megatron smiles and points his railgun at Vilgax

Megatron: “The only fool here is you who thought you could take my Cybertron away from Me!”

A blast from his railgun sends Vilgax flying out of the panic bubble and crashes onto the Hammer which explodes upon impact

Megatron flies towards the ship, Now shattered and looks at a battered Vilgax

Megatron: “While I hate oppression, I am giving you a final chance, One more chance to turn over a new leaf like me”

He extends his hand out towards Vilgax, Smiling for once

Megatron: “You’ve proven your strength, Use that power for good now, Don’t waste it”

Vilgax laughs and starts to tear up: “Oh you are a comedian! But this fight”

Pulling out the Malware armour which surrounds Vilgax and heals his missing arm

Malgax: “Is not over.”

Malgax forms a blade from his missing arm and slices at Megatron, Cutting part of the leader’s hand, Megatron flinches in pain as he pulls out the dark star saber, Malgax easily shatters it and laughs and punches him so hard he is sent flying all the way back to the nemesis

Meanwhile inside the loading bay Vehicons were moving around some crates as they prepared to loot Vilgax’s ship when suddenly Megatron crashes through the ship’s bay door, Some of the Vehicon’s immediately run up to Megatron to help him up but are blown up by Maglax, Who jumps onto Megatron and starts chuckling

Malgax: “Any last words before I extinguish your spark?”

Malgax prepares to raise his sword to chop off Megatron’s head, Megatron trying to look at the army rushing to help him but are slowly stabbed by Malgax’s back tentacles, Megatron closes his eyes and clenches his teeth, Suddenly Malgax is then impaled by antimatter which then lifts him in the air, Holding him hostage, The antimatter then starts ripping Malware off of Vilgax, The Vehicons hide behind piles of boxes as they watch from a distance the black and red mucus is slowly destroyed until all what remains is Vilgax with his skin torn off, kneeling before Megatron in one last attempted Vilgax tries to use the Ruby ray on Megatron but Megatron just grabs his hand and crushes it, Tearing the bone away from the shoulder, As Vilgax Screams Megatrons Decepticon symbol that has faded away long since the war ended starts to flicker purple again as Megatron makes a shushing sound as he grabs Vilgax’s head and crushes it between his hands, The Bay if filled with silence as Shockwave transforms and approaches Megatron

Megatron: “Shockwave?”

Shockwave who appears next to him: “Yes lord Megatron?”

Megatron who points to the lifeless corpse of Vilgax: “Put this filth away, You have full permission to do whatever you want to him.”

Megatron limps away as Shockwave starts to pick up the smaller chunks of the body.

KO

Now don’t get me wrong, Vilgax was a tough opponent but even by over scaling his durability he still loses, The Big bang feat is shaky but even if this means Vilgax can take universe like damage, Megatron has shown he has been able to defeat foes with universe feats, Megatron was just a whole different level, And if you are wondering why I used a bunch of Megatron versions in one is because I wanted to but even taking out 3 and only the main one (IDW) He still wins, Megatron had the Better arsenal, Better strength, Intelligence, Better Durability, While Vilgax only really had better speed, Vilgax’s tools were all easily counterable, The sword of conquest with the dark star saber, The time bomb with having time travel back ups via Galvatron, Had better ranger and more deadly than just a raygun, Not to mention Antimatter which could just kill Vilgax on the spot as he doesn’t have immunity to it, The most deadly thing in Vilgax’s arsenal wasn’t even a weapon, It was Malware who can withstand attacks from Atomix who is stated to be stronger than Alien X who is capable of replicating a big bang, Meanwhile Megatron has fought and won against 3 universal foes, That well controlled or were an entire universe, Plus Megatron has Trillions of years of experience which helped a lot plus anything Vilgax can throw he could dish out in greater power, Vilgax just couldn’t do any damage to Megatron, Looks like Cybertron is having Calamari tonight

The winner is Megatron

Megatron
+Strength
+Better arsenal
+More experience
+Antimatter
+ Power stealing wouldn’t work
-Less faster
-Though has more arsenal, Multiple aren’t even that powerful only the dark star saber could really damage Vilgax long term

Vilgax:
+Faster
+Better swords
-Couldn’t scale to Megatron over time even at his strongest and Megatron’s weakest
- Wouldn’t last long if Megatron could barrage him
-Had no true answers for antimatter
-Overall had no real way to win even at a highball for stats

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Symbols of hope, It’s what inspires all of us to become better and to truly be better, Hello Guys, Gals and pals, Welcome to Cross Versus the show that’s written on ya screen where I, Your Host Taelia, Have 2 characters from fiction fight it out to the death, Let’s see those fighters for the second fight of this month!

Today we got Captain America, The shield of hope for the American citizens of Marvel comics, And Kamen rider Ichigo, The first Kamen rider to truly inspire the people of Japan from Kamen rider and it’s time to see who will come out alive, And who will be set to the loser’s circle

Captain America, Frozen out of time to shine light on the less fortunate:

The year was 1939, Nazi Germany started the second world war and it wasn’t until 1941 with the pearl harbour attack that America would join the fight but after the whole great depression thing they were outgunned and outmanned, They needed a hero, No a savour to single handedly win the war and this came in the form of the super soldier serum, Though they needed someone to use it on and found someone with the heart of gold and the true spirit to lead a future of peace, Steve roger’s who was… Less than popular, No money, No friends, and No Muscles well Minus Bucky Barnes who was his only friend at the time, But They wanted him to lead America into a brighter future, So they hooked him up to a sick tan bed and injected him with blue kool aid and the super hero known as Captain America was born. Who Ironically was born by Irish immigrants, With this he was able to take the fight to Hydra and take down Red skull but got frozen for many years… UNTIL He was reawakened by Shield and reintroduced into the world and became the symbol of hope once again, The Super serum is mostly to blame to him aging like win, This super serum unlike the Kool aid by the Government gave him unmatched strength and durability, At his start he could lift over 10’000 tons, Can dance around you like a goddamn ballerina, Knock you out with the every form of combat arts known to man, He is basically 4x the man anyone can be (Literally) Dodge bullets at the point blank range, Now while next to the other Avenger members he may but in terms of power he couldn’t do it alone at least not without his trusty shield which is made of a proto Adamantium and Vibranium material meaning it’s essentially indestructible where it’s survived where it’s stopped an elevator door, Has stabbed it and cut through layers of steel including Crimson dynamo’s which should be comparable to the the in real life Graphene which is around X200 the strength of steel and harder than diamonds, Thrown it far enough to catch up with an ICBM which goes at a speed of Mach 23 or 15’000mph, Handled a blast from cyclops, Tanks the full power of a nuke, Sliced the top off of a tank, Knock off a Helicopter’s blades and it of course came back, embed it in concrete, Shattered solid ice, Has mastered throwing the damn thing and imperfection doesn’t even exist to him anymore, Is able to recall it anytime and anywhere, Can make it go faster than fucking light and he can react faster her light as he blocks laser’s and bullet’s with it on a daily basis, Has blocked lightning and Thor’s hammer which can destroy entire planets and has an infinite mass, Hell not even Celestial god’s can withstand it which if you don’t understand who those are, They are basically God, Which is what the God means, Why am I going on about Thor’s Hammer? Well turns out Steve is worthy enough to wield it meaning yes, He can use it in this fight meaning he has the ability to summon storms, use it to cast lightning, can throw it at light speeds, Oh also can just block a giant beam from Galactus… Yeah THAT Galactus, Probably the strongest entity in Marvel history and he just tanked it but only with his shield, Remember he’s still just a human though a super human, He has been able to withstand being thrown out 10 miles above the skyline and survive without a scratch, Tanked a giant blast from Nefaria who was able to overpower Thor and states Nefaria is stronger than the destroyer, Able to seal wounds with a laser, Survived being blown up by Gambit, Ran and catched up to a speeding jet and ran through it’s engine which is around 1700 degree’s celsius, Considering he wears a giant suit of armor which can protect him through tough situations like getting lobbed with bullets, He has insane regeneration being able to heal from wounds as serious like being shot, Has willed himself out of the cosmic cube which is also the time stone, He’s taken attacks from those like Thor, Spider-Man. Iron man, Daredevil, The Hulk, He’s been able to catch up and react to Quicksilver who like his name is Quick who can move fast as the speed of Sound and Light, He’s comparable to characters like Black Panther and Wolverine who is able to destroy Doombots, break dinosaur necks, Backhanded Peter through a door after being sent flying a couple feet, Stronger enough to crush the weight of an elephant via force field feats, Hell scaling him to Black Panther means he is stronger than a Super skrull who if you know has the ability of basically every Marvel character like Reed Richards, The human torch, This is even expanded on in.. secret invasion ew, Yes That one, The one from the MCU where it’s just stated that he has basically every power so at least it gave us one thing, And now time to never think about that show ever again and thank God saying this almost made me wanna cry, Sadly As cool and powerful as his shield is, It’s not invincible and has been broken before, Multiple times, But it’s usually due to some giant cosmic reality warping power, You know this thing is busted when the only thing that is able to destroy it is the cosmic force or fucking reality itself! Or a giant sword in Thanos’s case, And like his shield he also isn’t invincible as he Like stated before is just a human, if caught off guard by someone or while not holding his shield he is basically just a big ol human, A human who can destroy steel sure but still, And his healing regeneration isn’t as impressive as one like Deadpool, It just heals more so wounds you get in a war and even then it didn’t stop a sniper bullet from killing him, But despite that he has shown time again and again to be a real symbol of hope and dreams, God live Captain America.
Kamen rider, How strong is the first Kamen rider?:

Takeshi Hongo was born in Japan 1948, Born during the American occupation of Japan, He was a prodigy as a scientist and had an IQ of 600, For example, 500 as an IQ score is theoretically impossible meaning he was genuinely most likely the smartest person on earth, But all this just meant he became a bigger target for the organization known as Shocker, Basically they are Nazi’s 2.0, They literally keep the eagle motif from their counterparts, They wanted to capture and experiment on people to make them cyborgs to lead the new world order, Luckily he was only turned into a cyborg and not brainwashed to do their bidding like many others he escaped and decided to put his abilities to the test and became the symbol of hope known as Kamen Rider 1, He would debut himself with his trademarked Rider Kick and Rider Punch in which he would fight against cybernetically enhanced super soldiers that Shocker would send out, and according to the official Zukan it states that the elite version of the Shocker combatmen are several times physically stronger than the regular human Which would mean they would be able to lift over 5000+ Pounds, Ichigo while transformed has enhanced abilities he’s strong enough to shatter solid steel and stone, Taken attacks from shocker mutants who can shatter concrete and I beams, Has fought while under sickness and while he was 73, Fought against a Mutant named Mosquilas who can drain a human’s blood so much they revert to a skeleton and said Mutant drained him and was still able to win against him, Survived against building destroying shockwaves meaning without any buffs he can on a regular survive 1 tons of damage, Survived being blown up by a bomb next to him while untransformed, Survived and was unharmed by being jolted with 100,000 joules of energy by Jellywolf, Survived being frozen to absloute zero by a shocker trap, Has dodged swords, knifes, axes, and tons of light based and electric based attacks and soundbased ones, Due to being a Grasshopper hybrid he has insane jumping skills, For instance he once jumped from the bottom to the top of an entire hill which looks like it is several feet into the air, and even climbed Mount Fuji which has a 12’000+ ft elevation and he did it on the side where there was only rocks to climb on and only climbed it in a matter of minutes, And all of this without mentioning his best form of attacking RIDER KICK!, Where he just kicks you but he does it in the air which on paper (Or digital since you are reading this on A03 or Fanon or wherever) sounds fairly simple even after he killed Spider Man just by kicking him, Who btw wasn’t the Marvel Spider-Man just another character named Spider Man but without the Hyphen, Anyways the rider kick is an overpowered Kick where the user leaps into the air and dive kicks you but this usually causes a massive explosion that none have survived or the lightning Rider kick which Ichigo can use, It’s the same but stronger and has lightning in the name and sparks electricity and only works with both feet striking, The Rider kick is so strong it can potentially send people to the sun which Wizard did to Phoenix in Kamen rider Wizard (Which is where the washing machine clip where everyone says you can portray expressions with a faceless mask comes from and in general is a good clip) Now while the two aren’t the same rider’s, Their kicks and other kicks should be comparable especially since Rider-1 is a Mantis meaning it’s probably stronger than your average rider kick, He doesn’t just have a kick he also has Rider Punch, Rider Chop which should all be similar in power to the kick as in shattering concrete with ease, Has jumped from at least 50m and survived without issues, Defeated the Monster corps which was a group of over 10 revived shocker cyborgs he battled in the past all at once, Is able to hear from 4Km away, He even has some other forms like Sakurajima form which seems to give him a boost in power but all of it hails in comparison of his final form, New Kamen rider who is stated to get a 10X stronger Rider kick according to Rhinogang, Defeated Kamen rider Kiva who is a solar sytem level threat, Kicked Gaim so hard they skidded across solid rock for a long time, Destroyed Nasca, Killed Worman which caused an explosion underwater for example Worm man could survive a hydrogen bomb which has a massive yield of 1’000’000 tons of tnt, Helped all the Kamen riders (Up to Decade) to destroy Dai-Shocker’s Castle, Hell we don’t even need to compare Worman as he survived an atomic bomb that would have destroyed the entirety of Tokyo which would require upwards to Ten kilotons, Ten times stronger than the Hydrogen bomb feat, And don’t forget his smarts being someone with an IQ of 600 and it growing over time as his experience as a rider is not only insane but commendable this means he would be able to figure out how to get out of situations with ease and to this day he is still a Kamen rider, He has never stopped riding into the sunset after defeating another horde of shockers, Even after beating his arch enemy the Ambassador of Hell, He still has a job to do and that is to protect the people of Japan from the evil forces of the Shocker group, So Go go Takeshi Hongo, You’ve done your country and everyone proud.

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

A shield jet flies into Japan, Heading towards a Quarry, Carrying Captain America in it, The undercover Hydra Agent discusses a plan with Steve

“Shield” agent: “Alright Cap’n, As you know we spotted a Hydra creation running rampant here, We sent in a squad to subdue it but they haven’t reported in so we”

He’s cut short as Captain America punches a red button as the Quinjet’s bay door opens

Steve: “I don’t need a plan, I was disclosed on everything, Plus we’re wasting time Innocents can get hurt”

He runs out with his shield on his back jumping down onto the main part of the Quarry, The Hydra agent sighs and calls in his comms

Hydra agent: “Well sir’s… Have fun”

We cut to Alexander Pierce and the Ambassador of Hell in a dimly lit room watching the fight together for a few seconds before cutting back into the main control room of the Quarry where Takeshi untransformed takes down multiple Shield agents, Throwing one into the hallway and kicking one into the table shattering it, Captain America then walks into the room drawing his shield

Captain America: “So… You are the Hydra Mutant.”

Takeshi, Turning around: “Hydr-”

He spots the same type of clothing and gear from the shield agents on Captain America and prepares himself

Takeshi: “RIDER, HENSHIN!”

Transforming into Kamen rider Ichigo he lunges at Captain America who is blinded by the transformation and is drop kicked into the hallway, Getting up Captain America charges at Ichigo who punches the shield but only causes it to vibrate as the two are carried outside by Captain America

FIGHT:

The two crash land onto a bulldozer and excavator, Breaking the vehicles in half, Rolling onto a pile of Gravel, Captain America recovers and throws his shield at the back of the crane which bounces off of the stone wall and hits Kamen rider Ichigo as he gets up, Annoyed Ichigo rolls underneath an abandoned car and kicks it at Captain America so he could recover, Captain America Braces himself and slices the car in half which tumbles behind him and crashes into a building, Ichigo then runs up and uppercuts Captain America, He then grabs onto his chest straps and headbutts him causing the American to bleed, Kamen rider Ichigo then proceeds to grab onto one of Captain America leg’s and throws him at a gravel pile and Prepares to Rider Kick his foe but is stopped by Steve Roger’s shield who quickly turns it around and slices part of Ichigo’s arm causing him to bleed, Caught off guard by this Steve uses this chance to throw and bounce off his shield, As he jumps behind Ichigo and slams his fists into the back of Takeshi’s spine as he is doubled teamed by the shield slicing against his chest, Ichigo grabs the shield as he grunts and slices it against Captain America using it like a bladed weapon and slices across Captain America’s face cutting off the straps that held together the helmet, Then the star is sliced off the chest as the shield is thrown wonkily and slams into the crane that Ichigo fell onto, Ichigo then rushes up and slams his knee into America’s face and then rider kicks him into the area where the sliced cars ended up

Captain America, Grunting: “I think…” Huff “I think it’s time for some…”

He grunts as he lifts both sides of the car up, Struggling and chucking them at Ichigo

Captain America: “American Justice you fiend!”

Ichigo jumps over both of them with ease and tries to Rider kick Captain America again but is knocked back by Captain America throwing the cyclone at him, Causing a massive explosion which sends Ichigo flying backwards into a pile of dirt and slams against some stone in the Quarry

Rider Ichigo: “ugh… Wait.., No! My cy-....”

He looks up at the sun which got brighter only to realize it’s the damn shield again which almost cuts off his head, As he leaps back and lands on some railings

Ichigo in his head: “wait… if the shield’s curvature and velocity are a major factor in this then maybe i can cause it to hit him”

Distracted he looks back too see Captain America Drop kick him onto a platform, He then slices the cable which causes the platform that Ichigo was on to fall down into the pit, Ichigo Leaps out of it as he hears a familiar sound

Rider Ichigo: “Stop it with that!”

He then Rider Punches the shield away causing a tiny dent to form on the shield as it bounces back at a stone wall and slices Captain America’s sides who screams in pain as he grabs the shield and lasers his wound up and jumps down into the dark gravel pit, Pellets of rain drop down as he looks around for a light source

Captain America: “Come on, where is it…”

He stumbles into a Generator which automatically turns on as lightning flashes, Behind him, Large red bug eyes appear as they vanish as the figure jumps

Rider Ichigo: “RIDER LIGHTNING KICK!”

Caught off guard Steve is taken aback by Ichigo launching him into a pile of stones who then picks up Steve and throws him into a clearing

Rider Ichigo: “You know, for a shocker agent… You are actually pretty tough, What was it, Captain America?”

Captain America, Getting up and wiping the blood from his mouth: “The hell is a shocker… Aren’t you Hydra?”

Rider Ichigo: “No? The name is Kamen Rider! I heard about you overseas during the occupation of my country…”

Captain America: “I am truly sorry for that… America should be about peace and supporting each other.”

Rider Ichigo: “Heh… Wish the country shared that sentiment, But hey how about we finish this, Just as training get too know each other, Wanna see how strong you are, After all you are the symbol of American justice, Captain”

Captain America chuckling: “Heh very well may the best man win! And after this how about we talk about taking down Shocker and Hydra together”

Rider Ichigo: “Nothing would please me more.”

The two stanced on the floor, They both Dig their feet in the ground and rush at each other as lightning strikes right in front of them as they clash, Captain America slams his fist into Kamen rider Ichigo and then kicks him back as Ichigo grabs onto America’s sides and suplexes him into the muddy dirt, America Calls back his shield as Ichigo slams his fist into America’s gut and leaps out of the shields way and lands on a lightpost which he swings off of and kicks Captain America’s face and then follows it up with a knee to the gut and a combo involving a bunch of punches

Rider Ichigo: “Come on now, Give me your all!”

He then delivers a rider punch to the chest of Captain America causing him to be launched backwards into a stonewall which cracks open

Captain America smiling: “Alright then, You asked for this!”

Captain America picks up his shields and throws it at the wall which bounces off wall too wall slamming into Kamen rider Ichigo multiple times as it makes a loud metallic slamming sound each time it bounces off of a stone wall, Captain America rushes below kicking Kamen Rider Ichigo’s feet, Sweeping him below as the shield finally slashes against the rider’s chest and Captain America grabs it while he spins and slashes Kamen rider Ichigo up in the air

Captain America: “Here we go!”

He then chucks the shield at it’s max velocity which slices off of the Rider’s helmet causing an explosion as he falls down onto the rocky flooring

Captain America rushes to pick him up but Ichigo get’s up himself and cracks his neck, The right side of his helmet shattered as the circuitry is exposed

Rider Ichigo: “Give 'em your all, no holding back right? Haven’t had a fight like this in ages”

He leaps up and performs a Rider lightning kick to America’s shield causing them to skid backwards into a tower causing to to collapse, Taking the Opportunity Takeshi takes the shield and uses it as a blunt object to slam the Avenger 5 ft backwards as he slams into a dump truck's wheel..

His mouth is bloody, And his vision is fading…

Suddenly a giant strike of thunder and lightning crashes onto the battlefield and onto Steve Rogers as he stands up holding Mjolnir, The cloud of dust by the giant explosion of lightning slams against Ichigo’s suit as he smiles, He prepares to rush Steve Rogers again but is knocked back by the muddy American shield, He couldn’t even look at the attack again as the shield slams against his chest again and is then knocked into the air by a strike of lightning

Rider Ichigo: “Where did you even get that!?”

Captain America: “I don’t know but it all seems second nature, It’s like Instinct!”

He summons a bolt of lightning at the Rider which crashes onto him, Causing a massive explosion which causes a dust cloud to form where suddenly Ichigo appears out of it running at Captain America, Who is then knocked back by Mjolnir, Crashing against the Kamen rider he holds onto the nordic hammer, Gripping onto it as it sends him further and further…

Eventually right before he crashed into the cave he grabs onto the hilt of the hammer, Now Wielding Mjolnir he throws a bolt of lightning which slams against Captain America’s shield, Ichigo then runs up to America and slams the hammer against the shield which causes a small crack to form on the shield, This causes Captain America to grab onto Ichigo for a bit and throw him into the air with the hammer following suit

Rider Ichigo Grabs onto the hammer and throws it at America’s shield which is deflected off of it, Ichigo who in the air charges himself as he performs one final rider kick

Rider Ichigo: “This is it! RIDER KICK!!”

Captain America: “You won’t get past this!”

Captain America Winds up a punch as he throws his shield at Ichigo who is launching himself at the Avenger.

The shield collides with the Rider kick… The Shield is then knocked back as Ichigo Accelerates at Captain America, We cut too an X-Ray as Captain America uses a final punch against Kamen Rider Ichigo’s skull and The Kamen rider Kicks into Captain America’s chest

The ribs on the American Shatter as the kick is dug into Captain America’s chest and goes straight through, Blood splatters on the ground as the American’s body is dragged across the floor and blows up, Covered by an explosion cloud, A ball of flame consumes the area as the dust settles, Kamen Rider Ichigo de-transforms, holding Captain America’s body

Takeshi: “No no no no… What did i…”

Steve coughing up blood: “Don’t blame yourself… Just do me one final favour…”

Takeshi: “Yes of course! Anything”

Tears dripping down from Takeshi’s face as he looks as the Captain calls back his shield

Steve: “Use it, use it to take down any form of evil that this world faces… Do it…”

Takeshi: “I will, I promise”

Steve rogers Smiles as his life fades away, Takeshi holds his body closely and loudly cries into the sky

50 Years later:

A Cloaked Takeshi walks up to an Avenger’s memorial where the first Avenger team in a monographic picture In which The Hulk, Thor, Ant-Man, Kamen Rider Ichigo holding Captain America’s shield painted to be the japanese flag, The wasp and Iron man are depicted destroying the Hydra and Shocker base, He walks past it as he places down Red, Blue and White flowers and sits down next to Steve’s gravesite

Takeshi sighs as he tries to form words but just gets up and leaves after placing a note down and walks into the sunset where his rebuilt cyclone sits down

The note reads in Japanese: “I’m sorry for what I’ve done, Even though I‘ve fulfilled our promise, I hope when we meet again, You’ll forgive me.”

KO

Alright so let’s start off with something more important, Could Ichigo even lift Mjolnir? Well the answer was as you could, The answer was yes, The steps required to be considered worthy are as follows Restraint, Compassion, Bravery, Passion, A cause to fight for, and Wisdom, Obviously Ichigo is very Wise as he has a 600 IQ so that settles that, He has cause to fight for against Shocker, And His passion and Bravery are something that basically every single Rider has shown to have, He’s shown Compassion against the people of Japan and does have restraint so he could absolutely lift the hammer but this wasn’t a win all by hammer so let’s separate this into categories

Physicality, Kamen rider Ichigo: He’s shown to be better in the physical side a lot more and still faces world ending foes in his actual 70's and has fought more physically demanding foe’s on a daily basis aka the Shocker combatmen while Hydra agents are usually just regular guy’s, Plus He’s Cybernetically enhanced which also let’s him win via the Rider moves

Intelligence, Kamen rider Ichigo: Come on, Steve is obviously really smart with an IQ of 250 but Takeshi has an IQ of 600 putting him leagues above the rest of humanity, Basically X3 as smart as the American super soldier, not too mention considering how smart Cap is He would probably be able to predict all his moves and chance the direction of his shield multiple times

Experience, Kamen rider Ichigo: Captain America fought against the Hydra for around 2-3 years and then did whatever for like 15 years again while Takeshi fought at 22 years old and lasted till around 73 years meaning he has been fighting for 51 years, Meaning he takes the cake in Experience

Tools, Captain America: Luckily Ichigo doesn’t take it all, Captain had his shield, Able to heal small wounds via his laser, Mjolnir, and even an energy shield if it broke, While Ichigo only had his legs and a dream which proved to be useful

Speed, Kamen Rider Ichigo: Come on, Rider powers allow the user to make up for immense speed, Like he is always able to react to lasers and lightning, Not to mention never getting tired thanks to being cybernetically enhanced while Cap’s only at max 4x stronger than a human

Turns out being Cybernetically enhanced is better than having drugs giving to you by the government, Who Knew, Sorry Captain but Ichigo had the experience, smarts, strength and speed to take you down, The true hope of the world today is Kamen rider Ichigo

Kamen rider Ichigo:
+ More experience
+ Is much more smarter
+ Much stronger physically
+ Under definition he can wield Mjolnir
+ Fast enough to dodge and react to the shield
-If harmed in anyway it’s permanent
-Would loose if Captain had the range advantage

Captain America
+ Shield was unbreakable
+ Mjolnir could potentially win the fight
+ Had more tools
+ Could Heal
-Had no counters against rider moves
-Couldn’t hurt Ichigo without the shield in a powerful way
-A little bit slower
-Shield was the only thing keeping him alive

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Deceit, Betrayal, Distrust and all things horrible, Hello Guys, Gals and pals, Welcome to Cross Versus the show that’s written on ya screen where I, Your Host Taelia, Have 2 characters from fiction fight it out to the death, Let’s see those fighters for the second fight of this month! And now if you are reading this on the doc you will get bonus scenes that aren’t possible on AO3! And for those who are, Have fun reading :)

This time we have… The renegade interceptor from Pokemon Rejuvenation vs Flowey The Lovable yet deceitful talking flower from Undertale
My name is Taelia it’s time to see who will come out alive, And who will be set to the loser’s circle

Renegade interceptor, How many Pokemon does it take to beat a flower:

Welcome to Aevium, Where we already went through this, Last time we talked about the main villain of the game, Madame X while here we will still be talking about a villain but instead of an npc it’s you, Yeah in Rejuvenation you have 2 paths, Paragon (Good) and Renegade (Evil) And as you saw before we are talking about the renegade one!

And while the term “Interceptor” Refers to multiple characters it mostly is and what we talk about is the reincarnation of Adrest, So buckle we’re going to be talking about cult shit, timelines, the universe, God, and Gay people including Gay God.

Okay I lied there’s no Cult’s involved, Anyways, The interceptor is the character You play as hosted by either Aevis, Aevia, Axel, Ariana, Aero, Alain and if you input the code as 9494 You get to play as the super secret character, ANA!! Who we will be using as she has the most unique outfit in game, Otherwise we could also use Alain (Shockingly not using Aevia for once, Good to go Taelia) And due to this we’ll be using Alain’s Pronouns as ‘They/Them’ as the game refers to this all the time and to tell apart the characters from each other, With all the basics covered let’s go and research this sucker
So during a cruise ship called the S.S. Oceania and all things were great. They had a ‘Mother’ A Goth woman and her Goth Pokemon were there and so was Piano lady (Yes that is her name) And things were pretty normal… Until Xen attacked the boat, blowing it up and taking everyone minus the Goth lady and the interceptor who was saved last second by a Talonflame owned by the elite eight member, Tesla Von Brandt who went back as to save people who were stuck on the ship, So the Interceptor was left with one thing left, Travel the region with Pokemon and figure out how to beat all 18 gyms and 8 elite four members, Which Pokemon do they have access to? ALL OF THEM. Nah just kidding, Due to the game limits and despite all Pokemon up too Legends Arceus being added to the files, I’ll only be using ones you can use in the game and only fully evolved Pokemon and 1 per species will be used, Aka No Trash cloak Wormadam if we use Sandy Cloak wormadam, Only Pokemon you can catch or are gifted to (That last one will be VERY Important so don’t forget) in which in total out of over a thousand pokemon out there, As of now, It’s only 473 Pokemon which is a lot and we’ll talk about them, For instance they have Pokemon (And can communicate with them) Like alakazam who has an IQ of 5000, Rhyhorns can destroy entire skyscrapers so it’s likely the fully evolved ones can do the same, Tyranitars can destroy entire mountain ranges, Machamp can punch 1000 times at 2 seconds meaning per second it throughs 500 train destroying punches, Can have Ditto just copy basically anything, Houndoom can leave burns that don’t leave the target, You name it a Pokémon Can do it and the interceptor has all of them! Minus legendaries, Well a few they have the kanto birds who can channel their energy for changing storms like for Hail, Rain (Well storm clouds) and Sunny day, The Legendary beasts, Shaymin who in the anime is around the same level as Giratina, Yk the anti christ, The Regi’s who can move entire land mass, The lake trio who are the personification of Knowledge, Emotion and Mind, The Genies who can change the skies and destroy the vgc, and through Renegade only… Genesec and Diancie, Who for the record can launch giant elemental beams which can change whenever Also like Sivally who they have and for Diancie… Oh boy okay so she was able to push back two Pokemon known as Groudon and Kyorge… GROUDON AND KYORGE, YOU KNOW THE TWO POKEMON WHO ARE THE LAND AND THE SEA, THE ONES WHO CAN JUST FUCKING FLOOD THE EARTH OR DRY ALL LAND WHENEVER YEAH THEM, Also she just straight up blew up the Oblivion wing from Yvetal, Which is even more broken in Rejuvenation canon, And they can just mega evolve, Gigantamax and use Z-Moves alongside this… But if I told there was one Pokemon that broke the physics of this world, Would you believe me? Well you better, Because if you collect 999 Black Prisms and give them to Mr. Luck, Later on he’ll just give you Necrozma, Yes Necrozma, And thing is he can tell if you cheated in the Prisms meaning this Necrozma probably resides outside all reality and in lore for rejuvenation unless you truly bonded with a legendary they will leave you, Necrozma doesn’t EVER Leave your party and since this obtained in game not with any debugs… The Interceptor has Necrozma, Who if you aren’t confused why I’m making a big deal out of this, In a Vs wiki sense IT IS HUGE, Necrozma can literally eat up light, Like All of it, It’s estimated that it can eat up all light in ultra space, How big is Ultra space? Well in game sense it’s infinite technically, And in lore it’s the same due to being a link to a different amount portals to other world which means the light sucking would just go through those portals and Necrozma can just eat all that light up and just spit it out for an attack, Yeah alright (There’s also a Multiverse in Pokémon so that’s another thing)

But The interceptor isn’t just Pokemon, This would be a boring fight to figure out if it was just Pokemon, They have some tools up their sleeves like how about when they dodged a sucker punch that an experienced gym leader and peak performance human couldn’t even dodge, Having multiple life’s defeating all rift Pokemon including those of legendaries at the start of their journey or due to being on the same level as Madame X we can translate some of her feats like dodging light based attacks, from Aura sphere’s or breaking through time because believe it or not, they have the time diamond which they gained during their time in the ruined timeline, And also the red chains which were able to stop Spacea and Tiempa who are avatar’s of Palkia and Dialga, Which was used in Paragon, But this ain’t Paragon this Renegade Where both the interceptor and M2 (A separate version of Melia) Killed them, And makes sense as the interceptor was gifted their interceptor form in which they transform into a more powerful being and is actually used a lot more in renegade route, They were able to defeat the puppet master who controlled the dream world of Aevium plus is on a stronger level of this control then Darkrai itself, and it was killed by both Interceptor and Aelita which was a breeze thanks to Interceptium-Z which can unleash blasts with Unleashed power, Go fast with Blinding speed which according to it’s name is faster then the human eye, In paragon can create a shield but Renegade so instead we have Chthonic Malady which lowers the target with -2 Special attack and applies torment for 5 turns along with petrification, Also can just shift the dimension they are in… sure why not but all of this pales in comparison to Zeight and EON or End of night, The best way to even describe Zeight is think of the Hyperbolic time chamber and an apartment, It practically is in within a time of itself but also can send things through other timelines and End of night… A spell to end all spells, It’s like Galactus’s Ultimate nullifier, Erasing beings from time and space and even any memories or even muttering their names, Like after Amber was End of night’d Venam couldn’t even say her name, She was completely gone and no even remembered her, Like her code was removed from the game… and all it requires is just nothing they can activate it anytime, But this doesn’t mean the interceptor is immortal, They’ve died plenty of times and are currently on the last life, By Pokemon logic if their entire team faints they lose, and can still be manipulated though this doesn’t happen much and they despite being a host for a God are still human meaning they can’t just lift up an entire boulder for example, It doesn’t make the renegade less threatening far from it because like M2 said “You just don’t get it. Take a look at them, They are the new order of oblivion, There’s no stopping that train. You can try to stop a train with your bare hands, But you’re just gonna get ran over.”

Flowey, Reverting saves before soft resetting was cool:

Mt Ebott, 201X, A small child that went by the name Frisk fell into the mountain but was saved by landing on a large pile of flower’s, Yellow flowers suddenly one came to life and greeted Frisk, And attacked them

This was Frisk’s encounter with the monster named Flowey, Long ago Humans found out Monsters had the natural ability to absorb souls if they killed a human which started an all out war which the humans won and sealed the monsters in the underground, In order to free themselves they needed 7 human souls, And well life went on…

Until the king Asgore and his wife bore an heir, Giving him a new sense of hope, This kid’s name was Asriel, A little goat that I remember every time I close my eyes and see that dumb video of the Asriel hair cut… Anyways… as the kid was a kid he grew and met another kid, a human named Chara and was adopted into the family, Wait if the Monsters can’t leave but the human can just waltz i- oh the souls right… Well speaking of souls, Chara died, And made one final request for Asriel to absorb their soul and leave the underground, Doing so humans spotted the goat and gravely wounded Asriel, Leaving the kid to die a patch of flowers right in front of his mom and dad, This caused the monsters to get even more upset and hated all of humankind, And any human kid or not was to be killed and have their soul collected, Sometime later six souls were harvested and the process to leave was so close, Alphys was then researching the last soul type “determination” on a flower, One that Asriel died on, Said soul caused the flower to disappear the next morning, Asriel was reborn as a flower but not with soul he had one question that he intended to figure out, To kill or to be killed, In this moment this was the birth of Flowey and death of the kind Asriel. Flowey is an insanely smart and crafty fighter using manipulation to kill his opponents starting off with “Friendliness pellets” these deal around up to 19 damage but that’s his utmost weakest weapon, He’s somehow built a system to travel across the entire underground in just a few seconds said tunnels host vines that can break through the ground and just slap you, While these aren’t for attacks Flowey himself has no real way of attacking other then just those small pellets, So we’ll be giving the access to vines for attacks but this is where his other forms come into play, Like Photoshop flowey, He can only access this while having six souls so he’ll be getting this as well because like we give sonic Characters chaos emeralds even though they aren’t supposed to just have them willy nilly so he’ll have them, And while in this… ‘form’ he gets access to a range of weapons like Flamethrowers, a giant Mouth laser beam, Vines that hone on the targets soul, nukes, bullet fingers, shoots x shaped eye lasers, bombs, snake cactuses that ricochet off walls, and when all else fails his screen will flash red with a warning symbol
It will use one of his souls and display said soul which is being used, These cannot kill but do indeed harm the soul, Light blue uses giant knives, Rings of hands for orange, Stars swing along the floor with the dark blue soul, two lines will shoot out from books that are summoned, Pans that spit out fire with green, and the yellow one uses a gun. and during said fight he would just reset the file to make sure you die, Even during this he is still not the strongest yet because when he gets a seventh soul he turns back into Asriel Dremurr, In this form he has the ability to summon attacks like Star Blazing which creates a large star like projectiles which shatter into smaller star shaped projectiles, which is then followed by a larger star attack, Shocker breaker which allows Asriel to strike the battle field with mutliple lightning bolts, Chaos Saber which allows him to summon two deadly swords, Chaos buster for a fucking Gun, and his most deadly attack, Hypergoner which transforms him into a giant skull for one final massive attack that drags the opponent towards the beam and a final form that absorbs infinite timelines and uses them for an attack, Despite this though He is still a kid I mean it’s obvious with the names of his attacks but he’s able to emotionally manipulated and can just be cocky and forget things, still doesn’t make him anyless of a threat.

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

Pre fight:

Inside Zeight, The interceptor walks down a hallway and up to a terminal with a flashing icon, M2 scoffs at them

M2: “You really think this a good idea, I mean you’ll have no communication and no back u-“

M2 pauses for a second before realizing the opportunity while the interceptor just stares and types a command onto the console

M2: “On second thoughttttt, Go right ahead~ I won’t stop you”

The interceptor turns to M2 blankly

Interceptor: “Fuck you too M, Plus this… thing is really the only thing stopping me from destroying this world, You can come if you want”

M2 just sticks her tongue at them in a mocking manner while the interceptor mutters about her being childish despite being an adult before being teleported away to the underground, The ground sizzles as the Interceptor appears in a beam of light, A large cavernous area surrounds them with a single hole to the outside world at the top, They sigh and walk forward, Their feet crunch against the yellow flowers until stomping on a vine

???: “Ouch! Hey you know it’s not kind to just step on people like that! Well not a person you get what I meannnn, Name’s Flowey, Flowey the Flower and I…”

A sudden rumble appears behind the interceptor as a giant thorn thrusts towards them

Flowey: “Will be your harbinger of death!”

The interceptor quickly moves their head in a confidently yet annoying tone

FIGHT:

Flowey: “Oh you are an annoying little huma-“

Suddenly while the monolouge is happening the interceptor punches Flowey straight into a boulder, shattering it, Then vines burst from the boulder as Flowey twists his body as he rises, The interceptor is quick to dodge multiple attacks, Vines slither across the ground in an attempt to hit them but fail, Annoyed Flowey attempts to catch the interceptor off guard, He uses a barrage of vines to smack the interceptor who unknowingly walks into a trap where a vine snatches them, Crushing them for a bit before throwing them across the underground, A Giant explosion cloud is seen as the interceptor who’s helmet forms around them get’s up to see a giant arrangement of an eldrich plant horror with a tv face, He laughs as he launches a single nuke to the interceptor

Flowey: “Die!”

The nuke almost hits the interceptor before a sound is heard, A Charizard grabbing into the nuke, Chucks it back at Flowey as it roars for more Pokemon like Magnezone, Arcanine, Azumaril, Hydregion, Jolteon, And Machamp to come out, Flowey blocks the nuke and destroys it, He slithers out of the cloud to see 400+ Pokemon just staring at them

Interceptor: “Honestly… Did that multiple times, Didn’t help, You’re the only thing that is keeping me from destroying everything and tonight… I’ll make it happen.”

Flowey scoffs at the Interceptor, using multiple of his attacks at once, While an armada of Pokemon block the attacks and make their own attacks on the flower while in the background a few psychic types appear next to the interceptor, Healing any wounds with heal pulse, Meanwhile the interceptors massive army of Pokemon fend off the vines but slowly some are killed off like Unfezent being impaled by a thorn and tossed aside, Flowey laughs as he launches multiple thorns, vines, flamethrowers and small nuclear missiles that kill multiple of the interceptor’s team members, The interceptor meanwhile hops onto their Moltres and flies above the flower, Using Sunny day to boost fire attacks, They order all fire types to use Flamethrower, Causing a massive explosion that causes Omega Flowey to be sent backwards, The interceptor returns their Snorlax and Gigantamaxing it above Flowey, Flowey looks up and He smiles

Flowey: “Let’s try this again shall we ;)”

Suddenly time is reversed going back to the start of the fight, Right as the interceptor’s helmet turns on, Looking around confused, They are knocked back by a giant explosion from a nuke, Coughing up blood some Pokemon rush to defend their trainer, Flowey targets Moltres and Snorlax realizing they can become genuine threats if not… “Taken care of”

Interceptor: “ugh i swear i felt like i…”

A Chansey drops an egg next to the interceptor while a Gardevoir uses heal pulse on them

Interceptor: “Wait… time didn’t reverse if- Ack”

Taking a break they order a Steelix to use earthquake so the cavern collapses on Flowey, Soon as the steelix uses it, The Steel snake Pokemon is burnt by a flamethrower, But the plan works with a ton of the underground collapsing onto the flower who resets the save

The Interceptors helmet comes back on, They dodge the in coming attack

Meanwhile inside the interceptor’s mind:

Interceptor’s thought: “He’s not changing back time… so the future sight from Espeon worked, He has something I need, Something I require”

The interceptor uses a chance to hide away as they configure rummage through their bag before smiling as a purple shine comes from it, Flowey just tears through some of the Pokemon but is stopped by Machamp and Tyranitar holding it back but are eventually thrown back, The Charizard from earlier uses Fire blast which blows up part of a vine but it just heals up, Said Charizard is knocked back by a laser beam from Flowey’s mouth

Flowey: “Where oh where are you friend… THERE YOU ARE”

With a booming voice Flowey spots the interceptor and impales the chest of them and tosses them aside

Flowey: “Alright! Two souls for the price of one! Now just to deal with-“

The hole immediately heals itself as the Interceptor smirks underneath their helmet, Annoyed Flowey uses one of the souls to attack, starting with the Green soul which causes giant frying pans to drop hot fire on the field but are just blocked by a simple hydro blast from the water starters annoyed Flowey uses the Purple one but the attack is also blocked by a wave of fire, The screen on Omega Flowey starts to crack, Anger fills Flowey as he uses every soul one after another which all are blocked, Until the Yellow soul is used

Flowey: “I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST DIE ALREADY”

The voice coming from Flowey is loud, high pitched and staticy causing an exploud to scream back is killed by a vine just crushing it, A giant gun forms and shoots the interceptor causing a direct hit, It does nothing.

Flowey: “What?! B-But I- AGGHHHH”

A giant mouth laser blasts the interceptor but their psychic type Pokemon teleport right in front of them and blocks the attack with protect though some do die from being over powered

Flowey: “THATS IT IM DONE I HATE HAVING TO DO THIS”

Flowey once again resets but nothing happened, Confused he resets again, again and again but still nothing happens, All while the Interceptor snickers while holding the time diamond and red chain, They throw the chains around Flowey and pull causing the colossal plant to collapse right in front of them

Interceptor: “You know, While I do love the whole resetting and killing the world type deal you have here, Let’s be real, There’s only one person that can do this but hey you won’t even feel a thing when I reset the timeline”

The interceptor laughs as they order their Pokemon to take aim while Flowey sits and ponders… Him? Dying and not getting revenge? No it won’t end like this, IT WONT END WITHOUT VENGEANCE, A loud scream from Flowey fills the air causing a massive explosion that knocks everything back as a red soul floats from underneath the ground as he laughs, His body transmorphing and being reborn as Asriel, He snaps the chains as he rises above cackling lightning and throwing it at the field, The interceptor looks horrified at the broken chains before regaining their composure

Interceptor: “shit… Alright alright I still have you.”

They turn to Machamp, Their last Pokemon capable of Gigantmaxing

Interceptor: “Machamp now!”

They return Machamp to their ball and activate their dynamax band, Allowing Machamp to turn into G-Max Machamp, The interceptor shouts “G-Max Chi strike!” As the giant Machamp is sent crashing down onto Asriel performing multiple fast paced strikes, Hitting Asriel and breaking a shield, Eventually the hits just look like a speed bullet train appearing until a blood curdling scream comes from Machamp as it’s arms and later body are blown away by a giant shock blast, Asriel floats above the smoke cloud before being smacked by a black hole from a desperate Gardevoir but Asriel nullify’s it

Asriel then smirks as he users Thunder buster over and over again along with his other moves slowly the interceptor’s team are wiped out 250, 150, 100 and now only down to a lowly 32… Smoke covers the arena as the Alakazam looks at the interceptor worryingly hoping they know what to do before being killed by a Chaos saber, 31, 25, 17, 12, 9… 9 Pokemon left a bloodbath ensues as the final Pokemon watch in an instant Asriel transforms into a giant skull and laughs

Asriel: “BYE BYE LOSER!”

The interceptor covers their eyes and as the giant beam slams towards them.

When all of a sudden the beam is blocked and absorbed by a mysterious Pokemon revealing itself as Necrozma, The interceptor just gets up and smiles and activates their mega ring transforms their Blaziken into Mega Blaziken, They then order the Blaziken to use Blaze kick on Asriel’s Star blazing attack which shatters the star into 4 pieces, After that he tries to use Shocker breaker but is completely blocked by their Jolteon with volt absorb

Asriel: “NO I WILL NOT LOSE THIS, NOT NOW OR ANYTIME SOON”

In a rage the goat demon rushes towards the interceptor but midway through feels a sharp sting in their stomach as he watches the underground transform into a large lava like cavern, He tries to use Hyper goner again but Necrozma steals the light from the attack and launches it back at him, Badly bruised and exhausted he yells throwing his sabers at the interceptor, which one smacks against the helmet, shattering it, He then uses all his energy for one final attack, Transforming into Angel of death, The interceptor is then struck with Asriel's full power while laughing maniacally… Hanging on for dear life the interceptors armor slowly cracks as they are pushed towards a pool of lava

Asriel: “ITS OVER I WIN!”

Laughing loudly the interceptor feeling their skin burning screams “NECROZMA, NOW!”

Suddenly all the light from the attack starts being sucked back, Not to Necrozma but to Asriel who is slammed into Necrozma’s claws, Holding him still the Goat demon screams “Let me go you fool!”

Interceptor: “The only fool around here was you, You had no chances of winning this but to make sure you don’t come back.”

Extending their hand they shout “End of night!”

Suddenly multiple messages appear around him as he is swallowed by an orange crystal, And with a snap

-\}*• is no more..

Panting the interceptor returns back to Zeight with a snicker knowing their plan to reset the world is able to be done without any problems now

Analysis:

This was an extremely difficult fight to figure out but once I did, It all made sense, So ;”0226 would be able to defeat most of the interceptors Pokemon, Especially water types but there were a couple that were able to handle things, Tyranitar and Machamp can destroy entire mountains over powering anything ;”0226 can tank, Due to being able to understand Pokemon, Alakazam could help the interceptor just think of plans, And even then they were still able to be out sped by ;”0226 as they didn’t really have a fast enough Pokemon, There’s no Galar Regi’s in game for them, None of the Lati twins, The fastest thing possible (in terms of stats) would be Electrode and if that’s the case then even then Flowey has shown to be able to tunnel and traverse the map in seconds, And that’s all ;”0226 had, Anything he could throw at the interceptor could just be bounced off, tanked, or even if they did get hit by a fatal blow they would just come back via the three life system they have or just healed with their Pokemon’s but more importantly is Zeight, The Interceptor would’ve most likely already know how to deal with the flower and Zeight being able to train for an indefinite period of time or just get things from other timeline would mean ;”0226 had zero opportunity or manipulation againt the interceptor, Especially Necrozma which was the interceptors first trump card who could single handly destroy entire multiverses via the light steaing from the entire ultra space which conects to multiple universes and for the resetting The interceptor would figure out how to deal with it pretty quickly via the time diamond which would allow them to nullify said effects and don’t get me started with End of night which completly erases a being from existance even uttering the same name as the one who got EON’d changes it into garbled code which is why I am saying ;”0226 instead of the actual name for consitancy, When the vines got tangled, ;”0226 demise was in the interceptors deck of cards

The winner is the renegade interceptor:

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Justice comes in many forms and sometimes it takes a divine being to enact said justice Hello Guys, Gals and pals, Welcome to Cross Versus the show that’s written on ya screen where I, Your Host Taelia, Have 2 characters from fiction fight it out to the death, Let’s see those fighters for the third fight of this month!

Kyoshi, The avatar of the earth kingdom

And

Zhongli, The Geo Archon of Genshin impact

Is Kyoshi the strongest avatar?:

A very Long long LONG Time ago after the water avatar, Kuruk died at a young age giving his life to bring peace to the spirit world and so the cycle repeated leading to the earth kingdom though this search would take a lot longer to find out but eventually they found the avatar, But let’s start at the very beginning, While the two mentor/friends for Kuruk, an Earth bending teacher Jianzhu and the air bending teacher Kelsang were conducting the air bending way of finding the avatar, Aka toys of the avatar, The avatar will always pick the exact same ones due to it being the ones they played with as a kid, Other cultures have different ways of finding avatars, The earth bending way is with geomancy, Fire benders from seeing how they bend as a baby and water bending due to how small they are can just narrow it down unless you are Korra and just make a ruckus yourself, Eventually a kid named Kyoshi walked in, A Tall, sad, dirty and homeless girl, So letting the seven year old pick a toy, She picked the turtle. One out of the four toys from the thousands that belonged to the past avatar but when offered again she took the toy and ran into the local village where Kelsang found her, comforted and adopted the orphan letting her keep the turtle toy as the next avatar was found, The next avatar’s name was officially Yun! (Yeah I know we’ll get to this soon) and thus Kyoshi became the servant of the avatar and helped out alongside Rangshi and Hei-Ran and it was believed that Yun was the avatar for over 2 years until Kyoshi made a massive feat during 16 years of age with no training where she connected from the earth on an iceberg and caused an island sized pillar to burst out of the ground, Using real life comparisons here the pillar would have ranged from 3,406 feet/1,038 meters to 18,210 feet/5,550 Meters now seeing as they were in the ocean not near any land I’d assume it’s closer to the 18,210 feet/5,550 m size length and by the way the way earth bending works in the avatar universe is you need to be connected to earth and they specifically state that earth bending doesn’t work in the arctic meaning Kyoshi had to lifted the entire earth crust to do so… This feat genuinely hurt my head because it breaks the laws of the avatar universe “Oh but water bending” SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANY BENDING SHE WAS FISTS ONLY AT THIS POINT HOW, Anyways after this her entire life flipped upside down her friends died alongside Yun and Kelsang at least she got together with Rangi #Yuri4life, But anyways let’s talk about powers and feats, So Kyoshi is a little weird where she has problems lifting smaller Earth like objects but has no problem with larger ones, I have no idea why this is the case but the smaller the object is the harder it is to lift, speaking of which she’s able to lift all four elements, Earth as we discussed, Fire, Water and Air, We’ve also know she is a master of elements which gives her master over this and more due to sub bendings, Like Lava bending when she seperated an entire island and produced a strong enough gust of wind to push Kyoshi island which I honestly don’t know how that works, She just used a force stronger than a Category 5 hurricane which can destroy entire houses and she did this without the avatar state, Her eyes blinked for a second but that’s it she just did that willy nilly most likely at an age over 100, Yeah Kyoshi has lived for a stupidly long amount of time around 200 years more than Aang who was frozen for around 100 years + the 12 years he already was, Speaking of which we can actually compare and boost her strength via Korra and Aang, Kyoshi has taken down foes stronger then both well debatable with Korra considering she fought fucking Satan during Season 2 (and still lost her rigged fight against Storm) but for instance Aang couldn’t survive a lightning bolt whereas Kyoshi has survived being struck by 3 of them and survived it, Kyoshi even has killed Yun (Yes that one) Who is Toph if you gave her crack, Seriously what the fuck did they feed these Earth benders Glass candy? Actually they can bend glass… Yeah turns out if it has earth in it you can bend it and same for Kyoshi! unless it’s Metal which makes her design questionable? Like you carry around a giant metal dress but don’t use it to fight? Alright, Oh yeah That statement about Yun being Toph but on Crack wasn’t a joke, He was trained as the avatar, The false avatar was trained by multiple students, Those who even helped out wit Kuruk helped Yun, Speaking of Kuruk one of the dark spirits that he fought, Father glowworm took Yun away for being a false avatar… Bad thing is that Yun ripped out his eyeball and ate the spirit, Gaining Father glowworm’s powers he set out for a quest of vengeance against the avatar believing she was the who wronged him, Even killing Jihanzu with a pebble fast enough it killed the bending teacher meaning it would have to gone faster then light to kill him and the two biggest ones, Being able to lift seabed floor to the surface and turning earth into liquid Also there’s him dropping a 3 story building on Kyoshi as well, But he was unstoppable! Fighting off Team Kyoshi one last time he was victorious, beating everyone and mortally wounding Rangshi, As she started to fade away, Kyoshi apologized for everything, Including the pain she’s caused but at least he wouldn’t have to live with it as Kyoshi put her palm onto Yun’s chest, Freezing it solid and killing the false avatar, This was an extremely deadly and powerful feat to pull off as she would require to bend inside his body meaning she can technically perform blood bending but shhh, And freeze it solid, But in terms of abilities she is a modern bender using techniques like shooting bullets from a stone collum, made a 50 foot ramp, references to being able to break mountains are made by Jianzhu, bounced a 2 story tall tree with air (why not…) Able to create flame jets to launch herself, able to heal with water bending, able to summon tornadoes, If compared correctly can destroy the entire earth via four volcanoes and changing the atmosphere by weaker avatars in their states, Remember the bending earth on an iceberg feat? Well she did that from 800 feet away as stated, 400 feet=100 paces so 800 feet=200 paces that’s longer then the height of the Statue of Liberty, and that was her first time in the avatar state which is a state of mind which imbues her with the knowledge and skills of all past avatars like Wan who locked away Satan for 10’000 years, She blacked out once in the avatar state and just destroyed everything from Trees to Hilltops and caused multiple landslides, Oh and that chainmail armor actually works as it blocked swords, arrows and earth shrapnel that killed other heavily armored guards, Kyoshi being a master of all elements means at her later age she is able to lift and destroy pretty much anything and hell even created the group that would later on capture Appa, At least she also created the Kyoshi warriors which have the hairstyle of her girlfriend, It doesn’t really matter what you are able to throw at Kyoshi, She’s just gonna bend it right back at you.

Zhongli, Genshin’s Geo enforcer:

Welcome to the world of Genshin impact, a land full of life and filled with opportunity! Well unless we’re talking about living during the archon war where well as the name implies was a war over a thousand years over power struggles, Only to come to an end 2,000 years ago where only seven archons came out on top, Venti Archon of Anemo, Ei Raiden Archon of Electro, Nahida archon of Dendro, Furina archon of hydro, Mavuika the archon of pyro and Zhongli the archon of Geo, While we’re only discussing Zhongli we’ll compare everyone as they should be around the same power level minus Furina and Mavuika who didn’t exactly fight in the war 2000 years ago that was Xblaanque and Egeria who has a story I don’t fully understand, as of this moment we don’t know exactly why the war started, In this moment this was written on December 17th 2024 so whatever version that was is the one we’re running with, In lore the war it’s hinted that there were seven seats in Celestia, essentially heaven which would make sense as to why the war started, God’s and humanity in nature do desire the most valuable and the seats basically allowing them to become presidents of their nations would fill their heads with ideas and we know Archons while God’s are still tempted by humanily desires like Lust, Alcohol, Joy, excitement all that shit, He’s gone under two separate names Morax and Rex lapis During the Archon Lore Morax or also known as Rex lapis was a skilled combatant using a poke arm and giant Geo pillar’s, These pillars are able to be sprouted from any point, sky or floor, His power’s are so immense he was one of Gods who was supposed to kill Orobashi a giant snake like god that was killed by Raiden who should be in similar power levels to Zhongli who (Orobashi) was larger then Yashori island, a massive island, The guyun spears were attacks from him but also much larger in size then before implying these would be able to create large country spanning explosions (in their prime) and we’re talking about Zhongli with his gnosis so his power would be amplifed by around 2 times, Even beating his Osial who should’ve created a blizzard worth around 34.5 Gigatons of tnt which should be be stronger then the explosion that landed on hiroshima more then five times, Zhongli has also shown to be able to dodge attacks as fast as lightning, The pillars he unleashes seem to break the sound barrier as well when summoned, Due to over thousands of years being alive he has an impressive IQ size being able to lead armies with ease and being smarter then Ningguang, He can also just stab you with multiple different weapons he can conjure multiple weapons but his preferred weapon seems to be a pole arm meaning he has an infinite amount of ways to just walk up and stab you, He’s a walking God of war (Not that one) with his small yet mighty arsenal, Zhongli maybe a calm and collected man who prefers his tea nice and the sea calm but when push comes to shove you better be ready to shove right back

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

Pre fight:

On a random island a man is giving a lecture to a crowd of people about the history of the world while Zhongli is sipping some tea until

*Plop* a single stone falls into the cup, Zhongli sighs and puts his cup down and gets up

Old man: “And so the green demon raged across the land against the- Oh Sir I’m not done yet”

Zhongli: “Ah it’s quite alright, Lovely story but I need to… Take care of something”

Old man: “Ah! Well don’t let me keep you busy sir”

The old man went back to his lectures while Zhongli travelled up the mountain side where Kyoshi was training, A stray rock flew right at Zhongli but he catches it and crushes it with his fingers

Zhongli: “You know you must take more care with people around”

Kyoshi turned around and apologized: “Sorry about the disturbance but something is.. unique with the earth here and I’m trying to figure out what it is”

Zhongli: “One it’s Geo, And two there’s nothing unique, Now stop trying to destroy this island”

He then pulls out his pole arm and taps it down

Zhongli: “Or Else.”

Kyoshi: “Are you threatening me!?”

Lashing out she spew flames at the Archon from her fists

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FIGHT:

But Zhongli spins his pole arm fast enough to block the attacks and sighs

Zhongli: “Hard way it is.”

He then lunges at Kyoshi, slicing part of her cheek, Blood drips down from the avatar as she kicks back from Zhongli using air bending to push him back to the mountain side, She then slams the heel of her foot onto the ground which causes the mountain to open up on the side

Kyoshi: “Good riddance…”

Zhongli: “You really need to check your surroundings kid”

Kyoshi in surprise sees Zhongli rising on a giant Geo pillar and summons another pillar to crush Kyoshi, She is sent through the mountain, Suddenly a large explosion is heard as the pillar starts moving as Kyoshi bends it and throws it away causing a massive explosion as it sweeps through the island, Zhongli stops it by summoning a smaller pillar, He then takes his pole arm and lunges at Kyoshi, Making multiple fast paced strikes, Kyoshi using water bending to slow down the strikes, The pole goes through the water orb, Popping it as Kyoshi grabs onto the pole, Pulling Zhongli in and head butting him, Kyoshi then fire bends her fists into an uppercut and launches Zhongli into the mountain, He scrapes against the stone, Flinging stone like bullets at her as she slams the ground to build a wall and jumps up with jet flames and launches multiple air punches at Zhongli but they are dispersed by the pole arm strikes as Zhongli launches multiple pillars at Kyoshi with her dodging all but one, The one that hits sends her crashing onto the beach, As Kyoshi gets up she feels a sharp sting in her lower gut causing her to spit out blood as the pole arm stabs into her, Poking into the sandy beach, In confusion She looks up to see Zhongli on a giant pillar as a giant rift opens open, A pillar larger then the island appears, As the large pillar is sent down onto the island, Covering the sky, Kyoshi activates her avatar state in one final effort and squats down and punches upwards with all four, The pillar stops for 2 seconds before continuing falling down but a loud splitting sound is heard as the pillar is sliced into two pieces with ice building along with it, Zhongli screams as he is sliced into two and frozen to absloute zero and shattered… Kyoshi watches as the split pillars crash into the island and collapses

KO

Analysis:
This was… one of the weirdest match ups to even think of because of Genshin’s massive lore and having to study some of it in like 5 days so I most likely got somethings wrong but let’s go over the stats, Attack 100% goes to Zhongli the most Kyoshi was able to do was around mountain sized attacks while Zhongli can create and destroy country wide attacks so point 1 for Zhongli, But Attack isn’t everything let’s talk about defence, Due to Genshin’s lore not talking much about 1 on 1 encounters I couldn’t scale him properly, His durability might be country level due to the attacks in game but nothing is out right stated meanwhile Kyoshi has survived multiple fatal blows and survived due to her chainmail armor, And has survived under immense damage done to herself like having glass shards embedded into her, Kyoshi takes Defence, But not speed, Not entirely, Both are able to dodge light based attacks but Kyoshi can use her jet flames to fly while Zhongli is more faster in terms of reaction speed, Speed is a tie, Next is experience and Zhongli easily takes this, no contest, And finally Skills, Hax, and Abilites all go to Kyoshi, Yeah Zhongli can create giant pillars but Kyoshi has access to all elements + can just turn the attacks back at Zhongli, He just couldn’t really find a big enough opening to kill Kyoshi especially with earth bending, Despite Zhongli’s immense powers he just wasn’t up to the task of taking the crown off the avatar

The winner is Avatar Kyoshi

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Slaying, For some it’s a hobby but for others, They’re in it for vengeance, Like the Doom slayer who ravaged across Hell for vengeance, And Kratos the mythical god slayer who kills those who wronged him

My name is Taelia, Welcome to Cross versus and this is the finale fight of 2024, So let’s get this show on the road folks!

Doomslayer slays the competition:

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...

The Doom Slayer.

So just who was the Doom slayer? Well we need to go back to when he was just Doomguy, Back then (During doom 1’s time) he was just an ordinary soldier stationed on mars and everything was fine! Until he kinda committed some crimes and got discharged, I mean do you blame them? Dude was insane for not wanting to murder innocent people! Anyways after sometime demons invaded earth and when he got back he found his wife, child and pet rabbit daisy dead also like over a billion other people but shhh, After that he made a vow, To rip and tear as many demons as possible, And it was possible with the amount of guns he packed (at this time) like the 12 gauge pump shotgun, a minigun, plasma guns, rocket launchers and a chainsaw which got an upgrade by doom 2016 where now it allows for ammo to be dropped if you are hit by it so he has an unlimited supply of ammo as this chainsaw never runs out of fuel… I actually have the inside workings of how it works!

It doesn’t

But after finding the spider mom or whatever she was called, doesn’t matter now because she fucking died and after that he was transported away thanks to robo tony stark, takes his cool medal and fucks off… Until Doom eternal! :0 Tony stank aka Samuel hayden is fucking dead (Kinda) and Doom slayer is back and with a more advanced weaponary and even upgraded the previous weapons like the super shotgun, His iconic weapon with a newly added hookshot that sets enemies on fire and allows him to grapple and propel himself towards them and deliver a devastating blow or what about the Ballista what essentially is his sniper that causes massive damage and recoil, But probably his most notable weapon is the BFG 10,000 which when used sends out a massive green orb killing anyone in it’s way and even upgraded to blow up part of Mars, Now while it and the DoomSlayer didn’t cause the explosion that was thanks to the giant cannon it was attached to, It should be noted that it is possible to get some level of destruction from it, But also fun fact, There’s another weapon that uses the same ammo type as the Bfg, Teh Unmakyr basically the bfg if it was an assault rifle, It does less damage and drains the ammo but god is it powerful in a room full of enemies and with it he was able to kill the Icon of sin, Well kinda, You see in order to kill a titan a crucible which expanded his arsenal or side arsenal like having grenades, freeze bombs, a shoulder mounted flamethrower, and his doomblade, a wrist mounted blade and then his two babies, The previously mentioned Crucible and the Sentinel hammer, Both made of Argent energy and allows the user to cut through anything with ease and I do mean anything or for the Hammer just smash and knock out anyone, I mean he’s pretty much unstoppable! And he has the feats to back it up, We all know he has killed Trillions of hellspawn which range from small imps to massive knights that he hunted into extinction, He Hunted an entire species of demons into extinction, What the fuck, And as said before I he killed the Icon of sin who could warp reality and make black holes oh what about killing the dark lord which uh thanks to Season 1 Chapter 4 of Fortnite also boosted his previous feat of being the creator of hell which in stated by the series itself is infinite and is boundless of time and space, Basically linking Doom to a MASSIVE Multiverse including Fortnite whicfh in of itself is a massive multiverse and since the time period the Doomslayer went into the fortnite island… We can scale him to beyond Dr Doom and The Big Bang, Yk THE EXPLOSION THAT CREATED LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, Which he was in the epicenter of a 1054 megatons worth of tnt and took down a Dr Doom Variant of 616 universe that defeated the entire marvel cast… While Doomslayer didn’t Kill that doom, Hell no one did, Shuri and Hope sent him back via rifts he should be accounted for doing some of the damage, Now what about previous events? Well Doom only came to the island in C4 So we aren’t sure if he could even scale to some of the universe level events with the zero point… We’ll come back to that but not for Doomslayer, So just who is the Doomslayer? He’s your worst nightmare who cannot be stopped unless you are a small dog who can talk but not really

Kratos, Boy We’re in Cross versus:

For this we’ll be looking into Kratos from the old timeline and new one just like Doomslayer, Now while you may know him as a deadly warrior who is now a father but he always wasn’t like that, Before he was a deadly warrior and a father… huh full circle, Anyways he was the general of the spartan army and no not that one the real ones but he wasn’t real, I think… Anyways during a time of war Kratos made a deal with Ares, In exchange for the power to save his people he would become the champion of Ares, Basically Ares, Who was the God of war had Kratos under his command forever unless he was killed, And with the power of God on his side he slaughtered the enemies until coming to the realization… He unfortunately blinded by his power killed his own family, Broken by this he burnt the remains of his family and wore the ash of them to always be reminded of his mistake and swore vengeance against the God of war, How did he do this? Well he beat the shit out of everyone in Olympus, Killing everyone until Ares had to confront him where the two had a long a grueling battle which after killing him Kratos took the blast of a nuclear explosion point blank, But in order to kill a God he needed weapons, So he got his Chaos blades, Weapons tied to his arms that can be ignited on fire and launched at a range via the chains, The claws of Hades which can effect the targets soul directly and damage it, Nemen Cestus which are giant gauntlets the can create shockwaves and the blade of Olympus which is probably his strongest weapon but is extremely slow to swing around, Became even stronger by pouring his God powers into it, and the armor, The Golden Fleece which he wears on his shoulder which can deflect magic and killing blows and after this he waged war on God’s and especially Zeus where he picked up even more feats like lifting the gates to the nine realms, Defeated the Titan Atlas who is able to keep up the world in his hands, kept up with sub sonic speed characters, and killed the greek pantheon, After that he left the destroyed Greece and found a new group of gods of mythology the Norse Gods… Oh God he’s gonna slaughter them oh fuck, Wait nvm we all good he settled down wait why was i scared im not a Norse God well Probably worried for Kratos because those Gods are no joke but we’ll come back to that, In order to settle down he married Faye and had a son that would be called Atreus or as people jokingly call him “Boy”, Together after sometime Kratos would loose the loce of his life once more and make a journey with his son to scatter his wives ashes, During said journey he got his coolest weapon in my opinion, The Levithan axe, This sweet baby can be thrown, recalled and even freeze objects, Kind of like the chaos blades, Got the Guardian shield which can generate a shield in hand quickly, and despite being older and more kind he’s just gotten more stronger but also has gained more self control but if that control is to be unleashed… The world as we know it would be destroyed, He’s killed Magni who in lore was destined to survive Ragnarok, The destruction of the Norse world, His axe and general power reached the same as thor and we all know how powerful Thor is, I mean he and the world serpents fight was so powerful it shook the nine realmsAnd Kratos is on par with that! I mean this also makes sense as Kratos has survived an entire island being blown up twice and the big bang via fortnite though it’s harder to link Kratos himself to that since he doesn’t have anything to do with the multiverse, And if we’ve learnt anything any plans fate has for him is not gonna work as he just defies them all the time, Despite everything, Kratos is still the old God killing machine we all know

Pre fight:

Kratos sighs as he looks out at the winter wonderland like view above the trees, He breathes in and out once more before turning his attention to a portal opening, A foot steps out as the head of a minotaur rolls out, Staining the snow, Suddenly footsteps are heard from the portal, Kratos grips his axe tightly and rushes towards the portal, Suddenly a hook latches onto Kratos, Slowly burning a small part of the skin as the DoomSlayer is sent flying towards Kratos and smashes his fist into Kratos’s skull causing Kratos to fly backwards

FIGHT:

While Kratos is flying backwards he takes out his levithan axe and stabs it into the ground causing snow to skid backwards as the God Slayer stops himself from falling off a cliff

Kratos: “WHO SENT YOU!”

Kratos lunges at Doomslayer, Who dodge’s narrowly and uses his shoulder mounted flamethrower to burn Kratos’s a bit before Kratos Grabs the Slayer’s arm and throwing him through multiple trees

Kratos: “ANSWER ME!”

Kratos lunges and slams the ground with his axe causing the ground below to freeze, Trapping the slayer for a bit, While trapped he takes out his minigun and uses the sentry mode and fires, The Bullets bounce off of Kratos’s body, Loud metallic clinking sounds are heard as the 5mm casings drop onto the floor, eventually the Minigun needs to cool down so the slayer slams the Minigun onto the ground, shattering the ice, He takes out his rocket launcher and locks onto Kratos sending multiple smaller rockets towards Kratos who scoffs and throws the axe in a curved way, destroying all the projectiles, Calling back the axe, the hilt knocks on Doomslayers helmet as he was rushing towards Kratos with a fully charged plasma rifle which he uses to knock back the axe, Changing the direction so it slams into a tree instead of Kratos’s hand

Wind blows on the ground as the two huff and then scream, Dropping both their weapons, They start using their fists, The Slayer twists Kratos’s arm into a tree and kicks his leg down and starts to pull on his head, Trying to tear it off while Kratos pulls his head back and slams it into the helmet causing the visor to crack a bit, Stunned, Kratos takes the opportunity to grab the Slayer’s leg and chucks him into the ground causing multiple stone pieces to fly into the air, Kratos slams his fists into Doomslayer multiple times, Blood spews everywhere, bone crunching sounds are heard as Kratos slams harder and harder, some hits are creating shockwaves, as Kratos prepares to deliver a killing blow by using both fists to carve a hole into head of the Slayer, Doomslayer grunts as he gets an opening and uses his wrist blade to stab Kratos’s chest

Kratos, Grunting in pain Is kicked off as the Doomslayer uses the chainsaw to slice a mark onto Kratos, Flying up and back onto the ground, Kratos’s mind wanders back to the war, then his own one man crusade against the Gods, Greek falling apart and then finally him witnessing the birth of Atreus…

Kratos: “No… NO, I WILL NOT DIE HERE!”

In a massive burst of energy he slams the ground and extends his arms, Two swords attached to some chains wrap around his arms and a small shield forms around his left arm

Kratos: “I’LL KILL YOU!”

Screaming he rushes towards the slayer who just recovered from the beating he got before, Barley dodging a slash from the blades, His armor getting damaged from it and his launcher being sliced off, He dashes backwards and takes out his Crucible, Sentinel hammer and Super shotgun, Hooking onto Kratos he is dragged at the God slayer who scoffs and grabs the chain, Snapping it, He grabs the remaining chain piece and drags it towards himself, the Slayer takes the chance to slash at Kratos, Nipping his right arm, The Golden Fleece falls down, In shock Kratos looks back as the Slayer charges up the BFG-10000 and launches it at Kratos, His eyes widen in shock as he grabs onto the green orb, screaming as it drags him off the cliff and explodes…

The Slayer jumps down onto the frozen lake looking for Kratos, suddenly from Below the ice breaks as Kratos swings his Chaos blades at Doomslayer, Slicing against and impaling him, Kratos then bursts out of the frozen water using the Levithan axe to freeze the Slayer in place as he forcibly removes the blades from the slayer’s chest and punches him hard enough he is sent flying through the trees and into a hut, Blood and beat he spots the blades flying towards him again and grunts grabbing a hold of them, He switches his rifle mod from burst to vacuum as he drains Kratos’s soul from the blades, Shrugging it off Kratos picks up a nearby tree and chucks it at the slayer who responds by punching the tree away and using it as a ramp, Kratos looks up and prepares his shield as

The Sentinel hammer slams onto the guardian shield, In the process, The Shield shatters as the hammer goes straight straight through it, The slayer yells as he grabs Kratos’s head and slams it into a nearby tree impaling him on a branch, Kratos snaps said branch easily and uses the full force of his fists and punches the slayer’s head, The Helmet bounces off of the Slayer’s head as the visor shatters and rolls onto the ground, Kratos then slams the Leviathan Axe into Doomslayer’s chest and kicks him back, Grunting the Slayer equips his crucible and rushes one final time at Kratos who uses the Chaos blades to whip the slayer hundreds of times, Both Screaming as bloods spews everywhere… As The two meets a slice is heard, Screaming in pain Kratos doesn’t have time to react as the slayer slices off the right arm and part of his sides causing him to fall back

Kratos, Spitting blood: “MY SON WILL FIND YOU AND GUT YOU LIKE A FIS-“

Doomslayer hesitates at the mention of his son before stomping on Kratos’s head, Crushing it like a melon, Before putting on the helmet and walking through another portal.

KO

Analysis:

This was a brutal fight and an extremely close one that the Doomslayer pulled out on top, Kratos was a little bit more stronger in the defence and endurance area thanks to spartan rage and just having more game health overall plus can regenerate over time, But that didn’t mean anything when the Slayer was much faster and also much more stronger and aggressive with his attacks, Kratos could be scaled to the Thor vs World Serpent fight which possibly shook an entire universe depending on what you think the nine realms are while Doomslayer can take down Multiverse like opponents aka the darklord who created an entire multiverse which got buffed thanks to Fortnite, The slayer also just has a more deadly arsenal and more experience raging wars across an infinite amount of space while Kratos only affected a country sized war, Anything Kratos could do the Slayer could just do back 10 times more effective, While both sides were fairly equal, The slayer just had more ways to kill or damage Kratos than the other way around, Looks like the God of war’s victory was Doomed from the start

The winner is the Doomslayer

Written, researched and drawn by Fragmentsdev/Taelia

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Ah the start of a new year… What better way to start it off with forcing two rebellious forces of nature to fight to the death!

Like Uzi, The Murderous Worker drone from Murder drones

And

Tetsuo, The ruler of his own nation on the ruins of Japan from Akira

My name is Taelia, It’s my job to research and find out who would win a battle to the death!

Uzi solves her fate:

Copper-9 was a lowly harvesting planet, way too cold for any life forms to be born or form there or if there were any they were hunted to extinction by humanity after arriving there, Now why was Humanity on this frozen planet? Research, You see after Cyn (Remember her from episode 4) blew up the earth, Humans wanted something to combat her and thus Cabin fever was born, a project to trap the solver via a new host and kill it, But since we have eight episodes of the show you can tell this did not go… as planned, Introduction time to Nori doorman, The subject being used at the time was successfully hosted by the solver, And lemme be clear about something I didn’t mention in Cyn vs Makima, Cyn ≠ The Solver, Cyn is the body and a separate character while The Solver is an eldritch AI horror that was probably made because of humanity’s greed, Anyways after Nori was taken over, Yeva was freed and helped free Nori by sticking the Crucifix usb into her head, While being dragged out of the body the Solver made one final attempt to blow up Copper-9, It kinda succeeded as the explosion at the start of episode 1 that also created the toxic death storm of asbestos, Yes that is Asbestos not Snow according to Liam’s discord, The explosion that caused it basically destroyed the core, Killing any oxygen and officially killing the planet, Also humanity as well lmao, Fucking idiots, But this allowed Yeva and Nori to leave the lab and create a life for themselves, Not long after Nori found Khan and Married and had a kid, Don’t ask how but it probably was Mpreg, Nori is the type of girl to get her man pregnant, Anyways this Baby was Uzi Doorman a small pilled sized baby because every baby was a pill, Sadly after something happened like the Dissembly drones coming to Copper-9 Yeva was killed and so was Nori by Khan’s own hands leaving Uzi in the hands of a father who didn’t really understand Uzi’s interests but still wanted to help her out

After some time Uzi created her Sick as hell Railgun! (Patent pending) it runs off of some kind of ammo type, All we know is the ammo is green, And it’s destructive capabilities are around small town level as it was able to damage and catch off guard 3 disassembly drones, 1 Time for N which completely destroyed his head and 2 times for J which also seems to completely cut off any regeneration for a bit or at least messes it up, For example N was able to restore his head but at the cost of serious memory loss and J wasn’t able to destroy one of her pig tails and completely destroyed her body in episode 1, And Drones are no joke, Being able to dodge black hole like Null holes, tank missiles, gun fire, laser beams or hearts… Yeah Idk how that works but I checked the reload timer and if we’re taking how long the episode into question it can only fire one shot every 420 seconds and for awhile this was Uzi’s main form of attacking, Awhile meaning like 2 episodes before we talk about… “It” I wanna mention her other weapon, The Pickaxe, She’s shockingly great at using a piece of mining equipment being able to keep up with teleportation and fight off Cyn who was using a sword at that time, But Uzi’s most effective weapon and form is the Solver, She’s able to use it for basically anything and create anything as long as your definition of anything are blobs of meat and oh boy the solver is a doozy in of itself, Able to create projections, create extra limbs, heal instantly, Create Black holes, Make massive Country-Planet sized explosions, force choke 2.0, And when her emotions got her in episode 4 After finding out she is the third solver unit of Three, The
others are Cyn and Doll, She grew gross bat like wings and a tail, Becoming Solver Uzi We can only really assume she gains more power in this form as she is much more blood lusted and can’t really be pulled out as she beat V in a 1 on 1 fight and V wasn’t able to free her but N was able to snap her out of this trance and return her to normal, Promising to take things one step at a time, Which was fine until Alice the third other Cabin drone we know of forced Uzi to let the solver closer in her, Causing her to overload and Overheat, This all made sense once Tessa killed Doll and revealed who she truly was, Cyn or the Solver of the absolute fabric, This caused a massive final battle where a planetary explosion happened, The moon got fucked up, And where the solver made it’s final step in universal domination, If she could beat Uzi It would essentially be able to destroy all life in the universe, Didn’t help that J also joined Cyn’s side and divorced V causing V and N to stick with Uzi and save the universe, Despite out numbering 3-1 because J went down fairly easy and like a house of cards, Cyn was able to take on all three until Uzi predicted Cyn’s next teleportation and caused the core of the planet to burn the solver’s core alive but there was still one final obstacle, In doing this, The Solver created a black hole that swallowed Uzi and Cyn, While the Solver tried to get back it’s core and save itself Uzi was quick enough to… eat the core, Killing the Solver and all was saved, And Uzi got probably even stronger by this having both Cyn and Doll in her body she’s able to use 2 solver points at once and now Cyn just lives in the tail, And Cyn seems to be sentient in it meaning she can just move on her own and most likely attack on her own, Don’t fully know if Doll is actually in there since Murder drones isn’t getting a second season so unless we get a book of bill situation, I think Uzi will be just fine after accepting herself, becoming free of cringe and also becoming Bi sexual, wait why have like the past couple fights have constant Bi sexual’s? Eh not complaining as a bi gal myself, But it doesn’t matter what you are, who you are, Uzi figured that out all by herself and is content with it so go out and live life and figure out what or who you truly are.

Tetsuo brings the world to a new age:

The year was 1982 and world war 3 has started, This war was the start of Tokyo being nuked, Many years later in 2030 or 2019 it is different between continuities, Thus started the era of cyberpunk and with this bright neon era came gangs, Like the mox, Tyger Claws, Maelstro-

Huh what’s that? Different Cyberpunk? Awwww… Well at least there was the capsules led by none other by Shotaro Kaneda, The legend of Neo Tokyo himself but we’re not doing Shotaro Kaneda vs David Marteniez yet so we’re not talking about him instead the younger best friend Tetsuo Shima who was completely incompetent and the opposite of Shotaro, Where Shotaro could run, Tetsuo could only walk at best, And with Shotaro being the leader of said capsule gang, He wished for his path to becoming the leader and would do anything possible for this… So He fucking blew up.

Yeah this explosion seems to have been caused by the bike I mean unless the kid crashed into carried bombs this explosion compared to other explosions seems to be the same size as a tank shell explsion which would’ve been worth around 20 pounds of tnt not that strong but reminder Tetsuo was a regular 15 year old at this time and he just survived it and because the military is in a cyberpunk universe and were doing super top secret stuff like child soldiers! Which totally didn’t bite them in the ass when #41 aka Tetsuo broke out and escaped… OOPS Yeah turns out giving a child who serious problems was not a good idea I mean he wasted no time in destroy the military with his psionic ability which grew over time like any good power would or… any like seriously name me one power that deflated over time, Anyways so what is Tetsuo? He is an esper, So remember the nuke that detonated on Tokyo which started world war 3? Well the same scientists who worked on that bomb also worked on this turning people well more specifically children, So what did he do after escaping the hospital? Go to the Capsules rival gang and forcibly made himself their new leader, I mean when a kid comes around glowing red and crushing shit with his mind what do you expect, Not make him your leader?! I mean he had more abilities like Regeneration, Teleportation, Telepathy and can even fly! Though with powers comes downsides, Like needing a drug so potent I can only compare it to a elephant tranquilizer that helped him keep his powers under control, After sometime Tetsuo found out there was another powerful Esper, Akira, which he did during the attempt the military and Shotaro tried to subdue and kill him with laser based weapons as they went through his shield, Think of this shield like Gojo’s Infinity, This attack was semi successful, As Tetsuo did loose and arm but unfortunately multiple blasts from the satellite did not kill him somehow, These blasts I can kind of measure, Reminder I am just one gal so if I get something wrong that’s on my end, But the blast compared to the other building next to it seems like a regular 10 story building and looking at other explosions it should be around 1000 pounds of tnt and he took it almost twice before floating up to space and blowing up the satellite that did the whole blow up Tetsuo thing and once he got back he found Akira and this is where things get complicated, Because Anime and Manga go completely different so like Death battle while the anime will be used for help, Our main source is the manga, Because in the anime he was more sliced up then the ham I have on my sandwiches, In the manga he was alive and much more powerful then Tetsuo could even imagine just looking into his future gave him a headache, A headache as in being frozen for sometime after being utterly terrified, So what did the two new espers do? Nuke Tokyo AGAIN and made a new empire… With Tokyo being nuked again Shotaro led a rebellion against the two espers which ended… how you expected it to end, I mean when fighting someone who can essentially destroy the earth, jump to the moon and back, destroy part of the moon and dodge the classic light beams you better be ready for a beating but remember those powers gaining too powerful for his own good? Yeah well that kinda fucked up because he mutated into this giant mutant baby thing thanks to the arm Shotaro and the government blew off… Oops and with this new form he was creating essentially a big bang, Now here’s the thing that is a total lie as it went off and only killed the espers and even in the one where it did effect everyone, He just lived out his life in a new timeline… But also that’s the anime version of it not the main source meaning it’s non canon so no new universe stuff here but still Tetsuo is a force to be reckoned with, I mean I have siblings in the hive and have baby sitted kids and 15 year olds are fucking terrifying if they are given everything they want, Though unfortunately for Tetsuo and for us he got exactly what he wanted and we all had to pay for it.

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

Pre fight:

A broadcast plays on a faintly static console

???: “It is with my pleasure that thanks to the work of the world government subduing this threat and JCJenson, Thanks to them we found a proper solution of getting rid of this monster”

The camera cuts to what is clearly an older and what would become the basis to the pods the disassembly drones use later on with Tetsuo chained up and stuck inside a cryo pod, A count down starts as the crowd cheers seeing the pod being launched into space, The video plays back once more as we slowly zoom out to see the inside of the pod which is clearly worse for wear as the doors have been destroyed and the only thing protected is Tetsuo still in cryo sleep, Suddenly a warning message appears on the pod’s control system as it blares, a distorted female ai voice damaged from the many years of dust building up screams “Brace for Immediate Impact” over and over again as it crashes into a cabin with a loud explosion

Meanwhile Uzi who was salvaging parts nearby looks for crashed ship

Uzi: “Uh N? Did you get a notification for any other drones coming here?”

N over the intercom: “No? Pretty sure we don’t get those”

V: “We don’t doofus but J has been sulking in the destroyed spire, She might’ve sent out a signal to other drones”

Uzi: “Ugh I’ll check it out… Better just be a piece of junk”

N: “Do you need us to back you up?”

Uzi: “No I’m fine, I’ll let you know if something happens”

Uzi hangs up the call as she picks up her railgun, Putting it on her back and walks towards the ship, The front of it soon explodes with a red aura as Tetsuo floats out and lands on the ground

Tetsuo: “Where… Oh great they sent me to a backwater planet. no matter I’ll just get back to Earth and restart the empire”

Uzi chimes in: “Uh one, Earth is kinda… Gone like permanently and two HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE HUMANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!”

Tetsuo looks straight at Uzi, Clenching his hands into a fist

Tetsuo: “We’re supposed to be what?…”

Taking a step forward he crushes a drones head that was left when Uzi was last here

Tetsuo: “And I’m assuming you had something to do with it…”

Uzi: “Well… No, Yes kinda?”

Cyn coming out of the tail giggles: “Yes, We did do it, And it was easy :p”

Tetsuo’s eyebrow twitches as he raises his arms and smashes the ground causing an earthquake too shake the entire area

Tetsuo: “THEN I’LL REMAKE MY EMPIRE FROM YOUR CORPSES!”

FIGHT!

Uzi sprouts wings to fly away from the incoming attack, As she flies up she uses the solver to flip the direction of some nearby shrapnel and to give her some cover

Uzi: “Woah Dumbass, I didn’t cause the earth to blow up that was-“

Tetsuo: “SHUT THE HELL UP!”

Tetsuo floats up and uses his telekinesis to grab Uzi in a red glow and fling her across into a tree, as branches and twigs snap she quickly gets up and sees Tetsuo using the old ship as a weapon as panels, wires and anything metallic are grouped together to create multiple blades

Uzi: “Oh hey that’s kinda cool OH ROBO GOD”

Suddenly the blades slam towards Uzi, Who narrowly dodges them, One of them slices against her stomach as a bit of oil dripples out it is quickly healed as Uzi swings around a tree dodging multiple of the attacks by Tetsuo

Tetsuo: “Stand still!”

Multiple sharp spears rise from the ground and point towards Uzi, One by one they fire eventually clipping and slicing through one of her wings, She crashes onto the ground and barely has time to react to use the solver to fling them back to Tetsuo who just twists them back as they play a game of ping pong with sharp spears until Uzi uses the solver to snap them in half and uses the solver again to choke Tetsuo and slam him into the ground, Dragging him across the asbestos filled ground, Eventually Tetsuo is able to knock Uzi back by launching a stone pillar at her, Letting go of Tetsuo he uses this chance to launch the debris from the earthquake into the air and launches himself and lightning fast speeds, Slamming into Uzi multiple appearing as a red flash before kicking her upwards and slamming her into the ground with telekinesis and finally slamming onto her causing a huge explosion, As Tetsuo chokes and picks up Uzi by the throat with his right arm, Stone pillars collapses all around them, A red aura surrounds Uzi as her metal body slowly starts to crumple

Tetsuo: “Once I kill you, I’ll destroy this worthless planet AND EVERYONE ON IT!”

Uzi starts to cough up Oil as she feels her life fading away, Uzi tries to use the solver to get Tetsuo off but she can’t move her hands, she tries to speak but to her surprise another voice comes from her, More specifically her tail

“Cyn: “Giggle, Sneak attack”

Her tail extends it’s jaw and latches onto Tetsuo’s right arm, Chomping down Tetsuo screams in pain as he let’s go of Uzi, The acid from the tail burns part of the arm as he clenches it Uzi picks up the pickaxe from her backpack stabs it into Tetsuo’s arm and tears it off, Impaling his side and launching him back a massive burst of energy comes from Tetsuo as he summons metal from the area to form a new arm

Tetsuo screams as he lunges forward, Uzi prepares to strike Tetsuo with the pickaxe again but is blocked by a shield of energy, shattering the iron pick Tetsuo grabs onto Uzi’s legs and throws her into the air, Before Tetsuo can blitz her Cyn bites onto Uzi’s leg alerting her

Cyn : “If you die, I die >:(“

Uzi: “Yeah yeah I get it robo satan.”

Uzi’s wings sink back in as a pair of two sharp claws burst out of her back as she drops towards Tetsuo and slams into him stabbing him a bunch of times rapidly and stabbing straight through him, The claw then tosses him backwards as the claws sink back and grow back into wings but during this Uzi is caught of guard and is blitzed by Tetsuo who screams while punching Uzi so fast he travels across the planet multiple times causing multiple earthquakes and frozen lakes to shatter but as soon as Tetsuo is about to land another hit Uzi uses both of the solvers to lock onto Tetsuo and is able to blow up his right limbs, He tumbles back as Uzi falls backwards exhausted

Uzi: “So… Are you done with your little tantrum?”

Tetsuo’s eyebrow twitches: “Tantrum?? YOU CALL THIS A TANTRUM?!”

Suddenly a massive flesh tentacle bursts through Tetsuo’s right limbs as he becomes an unholy monstrosity that quickly spreads, Uzi is quick enough to fly out of the area, The entire cabin area is consumed and all what’s left is….

Uzi: “What the…”

Staring at the unholy creature Uzi shakes herself and throws multiple null holes at it, Which get blocked by Tetsuo growing flesh to save skin and then using said extended skin to attack Uzi who dodges the attacks and prepares to launch a Null disc through the creature’s head but is knocked off guard and grabbed by Tetsuo’s hand, She’s quickly dragged closer as Tetsuo screams, A bright light emits from him…

The light is then swallowed by a giant hole burst from inside the creature’s stomach with the text [Null] causing a country wide explosion

On the ground, Uzi’s burnt and charred body starts to regenerate

Uzi: “ugh im never meeting a human ever again…”

A voice shouts from the debris

Tetsuo: “Good because you’ll never see anything again!”

Tetsuo slams his feet into the ground launching Uzi back into the air as the sun burns her skin, Tetsuo lunges at her breaking free from the old skin monster but still without his right limbs, appearing in a red flash he smirks charging his abilities into his left arm and forming it into a fist

Tetsuo: “SAYONARA TIN CAN”

And with a strike Uzi is sent hurtling back down, Badly damaged she musterers all energy

Uzi: “TAIL NOW!”

Her tail reaches into her backpack and pulls out the railgun, Uzi throws a Null disc straight at Tetsuo’s chest cutting him in half

Tetsuo, Groaning and coughing up blood: “I’LL KILL YOU”

Uzi: “Bite me.”

She pulls the trigger as a green beam slams into Tetsuo as he screams while his skin, muscle and finally skeleton are quickly pulled away and exploded by the railgun

As Uzi falls back down a streak of yellow flies next to her and catches her

Uzi, Exhausted: “n-N?”

V: “No doofus, Your boyfriend got hit by a giant boulder on his way here… I’m assuming it was from… Whatever this was”

Uzi, Hugging onto V: “yeah… I’ll tell you two about it later, Let’s just make sure he’s okay”

KO

Holy shit Vuzi canon, Alright so let’s go over stats and all that, Most importantly, Could Tetsuo even kill Uzi? And the answer is as you could tell, No, Obviously if she had none of the solvers abilities like wolverine regeneration or just the solver in general he would be able to blow her up but that requires making Uzi not Uzi, Especially with the buffs she got in episode 8 where her tail could act completely independently of her for combat reasons making her impossible to fight off close combat and tails can regenerate seen by Uzi ripping off V’s tail in episode 4 but as you can tell it just grows back, the other buff is having two solvers meaning she has double the power then before, Now Uzi was fast but so was Tetsuo who were equally fast, Is what I would say if I was wrong, Tetsuo can move to the moon and back to earth? Nice Uzi can break the sound barrier and fly around in the emptiness of space and dodge black holes, And just in general she’s much more powerful, Tetsuo can destroy the planet while Uzi can do the same but instantly also black holes… Yeah these things are broken, So with Uzi being able to out speed, out heal, break through any attack Tetsuo could push back, What could Tetsuo do? Well really nothing, And even with ego death and we took things high ball Uzi would still come out on top due to once again the Null holes just instantly transmitting through and absorbing any light meaning the attack would just become no pun intended Null and Void, Tetsuo while on his own was a fearsome opponent but compared to Uzi he just didn’t have anything on Uzi’s immense power, speed and hax

The winner is Uzi Doorman

(P.S N was fine after the boulder if you were wondering)

Drawn, edited and researched by Taelia/Fragmentsdev

Chapter Text

Everyone loves a good prank here and now but sometimes these pranksters can pull you into the underworld

Like Gengar the Shadow Pokémon

And

King Boo, The cheeky royal boo from Mario

My name is Taelia, It’s my job to research and find out who would win a battle to the death!

Gengar spooks the competition!:

Welcome to the world of Pokemon, Here we have many Pokemon to choose for a reliable partner but maybe if you are more adventurous you can end up picking a tricky partner to train like how my favourite is the dragon type Haxorus, Yours maybe a fire/flying type Charizard or with my girlfriend with her favourite, Gengar the Ghost/Poison type Pokemon which was the original ghost type Pokemon and only found in Lavender town, It’s classified as the shadow Pokemon and is a Ghost/Poison type, Meaning it’s weak to Psychic, Ground, Dark and other ghosts and is the final evolution of Gastly who evolves into Haunter at level 25 and evolves into of course Gengar when traded WHICH FUCKING ANNOYS ME, I know my opinion doesn’t matter here because it’s a death battle but I just really hate Gengar and that bitch in Platinum who trades you Haunter with an everstone. anyways Gengar has 2 abilities, Levitate which removes ground type damage on it and Cursed body which has a 30% chance to disable an opponent’s move upon being damaged, These tricksters usually make homes in “Spooky” areas, Like Forests, Mansions, destroyed structures the normality for Ghosts, As for everything else well they like to stalk prey under full moons, it goes into it’s preys shadows and starts to suck the life out of it’s prey I mean the entire pokedex just talks about how it feasts on people, eating their souls and stalking in the nights manipulating shadows and since it’s a Pokemon it’s got some moves, Not just dance moves but fighting moves, It has a devastating shadow ball, Shadow Punch which hits all the time, Payback which doubles in power if the user is hit first, Can Confuse you, poison you and put you to sleep with Confuse ray, toxic or Hypnosis, And then eat said dreams

Audience member: “Like how this analysis puts me to sleep?”

Taelia: … She flicks her finger at the audience member which causes a spark to flicker from her gloves and sets the audience member on fire, incinerating them instantly “Anyways…”

It also can use Reflect type which changes the type of the user to the type of the target, Mean look and Perish song have a deadly combo where the opponent cannot escape and will faint in 3 turns, Make the opponent loose move power with spite, Curse cuts Gengars health in half if it has 50% hp remaining but makes the opponent loose 25% each turn, This works differently for ghosts types btw, Hex which doubles in power if the opponent has a status effect and destiny bond, ensuring that even if Gengar faints, the opponent will go down with it, Take a shot everytime I saw Opponent during this analysis. actually don’t…

This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, We have disable, smog and clear smog, moves that change the entire weather, Thief which steals the opponents item and takes it for itself, the elemental punches, brick break which can shatter light screen and reflect, paralyze with lick, venoshock, foul play, sludge bomb, shadow claw, Use any move with metronome, heal with giga drain, trick room, thunderbolt, psychic, will-o-wisp, encore, knock off, pain split and can control items with poltergeist… That isn’t even all of the moves it can use but all of the moves I can and want to bring to light or to shadows, It’s able to stay on it’s ghostly feet against Pokemon like Tyranitar who can destroy mountains, Alakazam who has an impossible iq of 5000 and this is where it gets to a choice, One I had to make which took multiple days, You see Gengar has a Mega and Gigantamax form, Now why does this matter? Well in game logic you can only use one gimmick each, But during my research I came across something interesting, Each form has been shown to appear in the wild without trainer interference, All Gengar needs is a power spot and it’s unclear for what makes Megas appear in the wild but thanks to Pokemon Go they can just show up in the wild and sometimes in the anime just can be mega… Be even still a trainer just needs to be near for the mega stone to activate, Ie Pokemon Origins when Red fought Mewtwo he was knocked out
And sent flying into the water with no interference Charizard mega evolved so it’s most likely the bond that can just suddenly activate, Now which one am I using? Or am I using both well let’s go over them starting with Gigantamax as it’s the least known, So fun fact when in this form all of it’s moves are boosted by a ton and all ghost moves become the exclusive G-Max Terror which causes a burst of energy to come from below the enemy to ensnare them and it’s even stated that it’s mouth contains an entrance to the afterlife where your loved ones can be heard calling out too you… what the fuck, Anyways time for the Mega, Yeah when I meant least known I meant it, By mega evolving it becomes much stronger and faster of course but also it’s perception is kinda… wonked it see’s it’s foes as nothing but prey and remember what I said earlier about how it treats it’s prey and can EVEN PASS THROUGH DIMENSIONS WHAT, I mean this isn’t surprising as Pokken does confirm Gengar’s have a semblance of knowledge about the fourthwall… These spirits power are so strong even a single gastly can conjure up pokemon and fuse them like Blastoise and Venusaur to get Venustoise, And by the way all the shit I mentioned is just one Gengar, Imagine an army of these fucks, I mean Gloria would probably like them… Anyways If you ever feel the heat leaving the area well It’s just a Gengar laying a curse on you, Sweet dreams….

King boo conjures up a fight!:

In the dark forests of the mushroom kingdom Luigi was given a free mansion somehow, Like imagine the price on it today! The house market is bad that’s the joke…

Anyways despite being fairly scared easily Luigi went to his new mansion only to find 1: It’s haunted by Ghoosssttttsssss ooooooo and 2 Mario Is captured, This was all done by the mastermind by the king of the boo’s… King Boo, Name aside King boo has shown to be a devious threat despite being simple designs these lovable ghosts are actually fairly iconic and especially their king, Now death battle has shown King boo a bit before aka him killing Infinite (According to the lead animator Morø he isn’t actually dead he just got stuck under the thwomp lmao) so some of you may be a little familiar with who this ghostly dude is, Well first things first Spin offs are included as the timeline of Mario games while rocky do sometimes reference their past adventures so yes King boo will be getting his Mario Kart scaling but anything specifically not canon aka Smash or Paper mario will not be included as those are other timelines plus I can only include one smash fighter because master hand would’ve handed me a lawsuit…

Audience member: “Wait what do you mean? You mean in the fact you both take fighters away and make them fight?”

Taelia: “Well firstly more so I take fighters from dying timelines/universes and make them fight for mine and your entertainment which is why I mentioned the lawsuit and secondly… STOP INTERRUPTING Me”

But anyways who even came up with his name, Miss Booington the 423rd I am sorry if I offended you but you needed to name your son something good, Wait do Boo’s have parents… I’m too scared to actually search for that and the images so we’re moving on! So one day while doing his thing, Existing some man came around, stole his paintings and his ghosts. Now seeing blatant theft this made the king rageful, Which led to the resentment he holds to all of mushroom kingdom minus Bowser. He's cool, But remember that whole Luigi mansion stuff? Well he needed a way to get back at E.Gadd so he lures Luigi with a promise of a free mansion with the subtlety of brick wall, You see the brothers kept foiling Bowser’s plan so he got the idea of trapping the two and boom world domination and yeah that’s actually fairly smart Expect for one small thing, He didn’t account for Luigi to be actually kind of a bad ass, Armed with his trusty Vacuum Luigi would suck up both Ghosts and valuables to get a better ranking for a house, Eventually Luigi won and King boo was stuck forever in a painting… if forever means like 10 minutes that is and considering his abilities yeah I think it makes sense, He seems to be the only one of his kind to resist the dangers of being stared at by an Italian, can teleport with ease, create illusions, summon giant flame attacks, has a multi story tall tongue conjure enemies, summon blasts of lightning, ice and somehow strong enough to destroy the dark moon would which would’ve needed over a million tons of tnt to preform as it seems to be a smaller moon and only caused a crescent shaped explosion, He’s got balls if ya want, Throwing em like a kirby boss these bad boys explode like bombs or he can just summon hollow purple on you but in reality it’s you guessed it, A bomb, can turn invsible change his size at will, create clones but his most second notable arsenal his his bowser suit, now I know this is a mech but does this technically count as a fursuit? Anyways this bad boy is essentially Bowser meaning he should be a similar power level as base regular bowser pre Mario and Luigi stuff, While that sounds like a nerf and it is bowser is still a fearsome opponent being no less then around mountain level, His powers are extremely strong probably not gonna lie one of the strongest reality warpers on this blog series, and the thing about his illusions are that they are basically perfect, No imperfections for this royal Boo oh also paintings, You gotta look out for paintings or else you’ll get trapped there but it seems you can free yourself if your magic is strong enough as seen by King boo himself but his most iconic arsenal for real this time is the reason he is a king, His crown, This Dark crystal gives King boo all his powers including dark magic, I mean this crown even allows King boo to control other ghosts, cross into other dimensions and his power is so great if given enough time it could destroy the universe as we all know it, But as I say this you gotta remember something it’s the crown giving him all this power so if it’s destroyed or knocked off he looses his powers but good fucking luck, King boo would destroy you if you were to even think of steaing his crown, King boo despite a cheaky and admitably adorable and cute ghost is no push over because if you even give him a single opening, It’s night night for you…

Alright got all the data compiled with the fighters entering the arena, It’s time to get this show on the road folks, ITS TIME FOR CROSS VERSUS!!

Pre fight:

A thunder storm ravages across the sky above Eterna forest, The Champion Dawn rushes through, Stepping in puddles, Accidentally scaring small bug Pokemon, Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a tree down cutting herself off from Eterna city

Dawn: “Dangit! I only brought one Pokemon with me… and it doesn’t know cut!”

She stares at the abandoned mansion that she hasn’t entered since getting her Gastly, Her Gengar comes out of their ball chuckling

Dawn: “Shush, How was I supposed to know there was a storm! Ugh I really don’t wanna do this…”

Gengar floats into Dawn’s shadow while she enters the old building with floor boards creaking,

Dawn: “Jeez looks like someone else moved in, Looks ravaged”

She spots a weird looking crown sitting in a throne and walks towards it but soon as she walks towards it King Boo floats up laughing, and locks the doors

King Boo: “You know I was looking for a new piece of art for my collection… And now I have one in my possession”

As he floats up, He grabs a painting with his crowns power and throws it at Dawn, Covering her eyes she’s awoken by an explosion, Her Gengar appeared out of the shadows just in time and used Shadow ball to explode it

King Boo: “So that’s the way you wanna be… Fine, Mono o mono Ghost style!”

FIGHT:

Gengar stares down at King boo for a bit before Dawn orders it to use Shadow ball

> The wild King Boo dodged

> The Wild King Boo used Fire ball

A spew of fire smashes against the floor

> Gengar read Dawn’s mind and avoided the attack!

> Gengar used Shadow ball

Using multiple shadows to conjure up fake versions of itself it leaps into the air and prepares to throw a volley of shadow balls While King boo see’s through the shadow clones and uses his hollow purple balls and lunges them at the main Gengar’s shadow balls causing an explosion

The Gengar pushes through the cloud of smoke looking for the boo but can’t find him until a loud smack is heard

King boo laughs: “Aw sad I captured your little friend?”

The Boo holds up a portrait of Dawn stuck inside banging on the painting

King Boo laughs again: “Now… How about you be a good ghost and serve under me!”

King boo uses his crown and summons a burst of energy, Targeting Gengar, The beam hits the Pokémon, Squinting it’s eyes remembering Dawn, It breaks through the mind control

King boo: “Huh? Is this thing on? I haven’t cleaned it a while maybe that’s wh-“

>Gengar used Shadow Punch! It’s super effective!

King boo is launched back into a wall, Destroying a stairwell, Looking at the Gengar who’s laughing he takes the portrait behind him and spits out multiple spike balls that bounce and hit Gengar sending it through the walls, Gengar see’s King Boo about to leave and uses Mean look to trap King Boo with it, Confused King boo tries to open the field with magic but to no avail, King boo rushes up stairs with Gengar on his trail, Extending his tongue to freakishly long lengths, It smacks Gengar, Crushing part of the mansion, But grabbing ahold of the tongue the Gengar uses Thunderbolt on the tongue, Electricity surges throughout the boo’s body, Shocking him the boo coughs and retracts his tongue, He spits out multiple fire balls and spike balls at gengar

King boo: “Now where do I put my new masterpiece… Ah her-“

> Gengar used Shadow sneak! It’s super Effective!

King Boo: “GAH, That is IT, You wanna fight so badly then??”

King boo’s crown surges with electricity and he unleashes bolts of lightning at the Gengar who dodges each one in a dance

King boo clapping: “Yes dance Dance!”

Sneaking a hollow purple bomb at Gengar which explodes and causes Gengar to fly back into the main room with King Boo teleporting and smacking the gengar with his tongue, The gengar bounces around the pillars making comical pinball sounds, Suddenly he escapes and uses Will-O-Wisp, Burning King Boo and cutting down his attack, King Boo annoyed summons a volley of thunderbolts to strike down across the stadium, The Gengar appears in a flash and uses Shadow claw on the King dealing massive amounts of damage, King boo floats up shaking his head and summons ten other clones that launch fire balls at Gengar, Being slammed with them the Gengar is launched into the air, And Smacked into the Walls with King Boo’s tongue, Laughing at the Gengar being thrown around

> King boo cannot escape Gengar’s Mean look!

The Boo just stares blankly and gulps as he is dragged towards Gengar who uses this opportunity to use Shadow Ball, Knocking the Boo into a wall and then using foul play to send the Boo flying through said wall, Gengar jumps outside onto the balcony to find King Boo when a rumbling sound is heard

???: “Showtime.”

A massive Bowser mech rises up with pure white eyes and with his right hand drenched in fire prepares to slam Gengar down

> Gengar used Metronome!

> Gengar used transform!

Gengar’s body suddenly shapes into Venustoise, Roaring loudly

> Venustoise used Hydro pump!

It slams into the fiery fist extinguishing it as steam bellows the Bowser jumps down next to the fused Pokémon slightly shrinking in size to match the Pokemon’s size but still being taller the two match claws, Slicing against each other’s skin, Eventually the Pokémon’s claws slam down onto the mech’s metal chest plate, Realizing this isn’t an organic creature, The fused Pokemon smiles as it summons Frenzy plant to launch Bowser into the air and grab onto Bowser, Twisting and crunching the mech, The Head turns below and unleashed a fire blast at the vines, Burning them and making it unstable, The Pokemon try using Frenzy plant again but the vines are sliced up this time and Bowser drop kicks the Pokemon through the mansion, Stepping on them, The fused Pokemon grabs onto the mechs thighs and pulls it down towards the cannons, The Cannons unleash a massive ice beam, Freezing the head and the Venustoise slashes the head causing it to explode as multiple ice shards drop the Pokemon laughs at the headless mech before seeing it winding up a punch, The Mech punches the Pokemon through multiple walls…

> Mean look has ended

> The wild King Boo shook of it’s burn

On it’s shell the Gengar exists this form and shakes his head before King boo slams down a painting onto Gengar trapping him, The bowser mech walks towards the area with King Boo’s head sticking out of the mech

King boo: “You know it’s been fun but how about we just sit down and talk about art… Shall we?” laughing as the Gengar sits down ashamed, Feels something in it’s core as the King Boo brings out the dawn portrait and laughs at both, In a fury the Gengar unleashes a massive amount of energy, Mega evolving it and breaking out of the painting and using Sludge bomb to poison it and uses Shadow claw to launch it in the air and uses shadow ball to hit King boo causing a massive explosion

Gengar laughs above but doesn’t see the boo’s body falling down, Suddenly it feels King boo’s presence as it teleports in front of the Gengar and unleashed a point blank fireball but an arm catches it and crushes it which also grabs King boo and sends him onto the floor as the Mega Gengar laughs and sinks the entire floor into the ground into a pocket dimension

The two fly around the dimensions as their old bodies float alongside, King boo uses the thunderbolt again to distract Gengar as he summons a thowmp to crush Gengar but the Thwomp just flies backwards and hits him in a face, Gengar laughs and uses Psychic and controls King boo’s body, Slamming him against the walls of this dimension but he breaks free and changes size to become 15 stories tall, Using the crown he summons a bunch of Boo’s to knock Gengar around, Gengar using shadow claw on all of them seeing the massive King boo smiles and uses foul play, King Boo using a massive lightning strike to slam into Gengar who’s missing her arm using Foul play

Suddenly a portal opens up behind King boo and smashes against him causing an explosion which sends everyone out of the pocket dimension…

Exhausted, The Gengar looks up at the Boo and see’s the crown, Remembering every attack this fiend has made was thanks to this crown, It’s trainer is stuck inside a painting thanks to this crown… Well no more

With both on 10 HP the two charge towards each other, King Boo Unleashes a fire ball which causes an explosion…

Suddenly a portal opens beneath King boo and.

> Gengar used Thief! It snatched the wild King Boo’s crown!

Surprised the boo tries to attack but reverts to a regular Boo, Looking around it’s surroundings it tries to plead with the Gengar but is cut short by a shadow claw…

The Gengar reverts to it’s regular form and uses the crown to free Dawn from the portrait before throwing it onto it’s own head while laughing

KO

Analysis:

Well… At least it’ll go for a high price on the aftermarket, This matchup was insanely fun to research, Not only did I know about most of the Gengar feats but I still learnt new things like how in Poke park 1 Gengar is shown to be able to leave paintings meaning King boo couldn’t trap Gengar but also in general it was fun learning about King Boo, So let’s go over that because you probably have a few questions, So let’s start with type match up, Due to the way Pokemon works both would have the type advantage against each other being Ghost type but here’s the thing, King boo didn’t have any super effective type moves as none of them seem “spooky” and being kinda clear cut meaning for every hit Gengar would’ve needed to only real use ghost type attacks for super effective attacks, Now the other big thing is the universal scaling, Well that was over time, Something Gengar could easily interrupt but even if we give the attack potency to King boo for this, Mega Gengar could just hop into other dimensions and dodge it, King boo couldn’t really control Gengar thanks to Pokemon dealing with Hypnosis and Confusion all the time, Eventually it would just wear off, But his biggest weakness is his biggest strength, His Crown, If his Crown is removed King boo just can’t do anything and since Gengar would outspeed no matter what thanks to trick room and could steal it with thief, There just wasn’t anything the Boo could do, While King boo was a master of the illusion arts he came up short in terms of ways to kill Gengar faster, Looks like King boo’s crown will be on ebay for awhile

Tonight’s winner is Gengar.

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At one point in our lives we’ve looked up to bounty hunters as this unique force of nature that in a world of magic, sci-fi, or what not stands out

Like Zero the android bounty hunter from Megaman

And Samus Aran the bounty hunter of Metroid

My name is Taelia, It’s my job to research and find out who would win a battle to the death!

What… WHAT IS ZERO FIGHTING FOORRRRR:

For many years Dr Light and Willy were stuck in an eternal war between good and evil where at every turn Megaman kept beating Willy’s machines so he wanted to get the last laugh so he made one final robot to succeed all of Megaman’s talent, His name was Zero, Problem though it had a virus meaning he would just not obey and kill everything in sight so Willy, Seeing as this was extremely counterproductive he sealed Zero away in a capsule till he could figure something out…

He never did as multiple decades passed the doctor passed as well leaving Zero in a capsule with the virus alone a group of Reploid’s found him and opened the capsule only to be dismembered and cut up into pieces and it wasn’t till commander… Sigma?

Taelia: “Damn it only took 18 episodes to bring up brain rot”

Audience member: “Aren’t you already brain rotted so it would’ve been by episode one?”

Taelia: “Fuck you…”

Anyways Sigma was locked into the battle and yes that Sigma, Originally he was a hero, Who was losing against Zero badly, Luckily Zero fumbled one time causing Sigma to crack Zero’s crystal switching their functions where Sigma would become a villain in his own right Zero would become a super fighting robot, Yeah thanks to the Sigma male grindset being designed to not be infected the virus didn’t infect Sigma instead it merged with him but this ain’t about him it’s about Zero and where is he? He’s unconscious… give him a few… hours, After one hell of a hang over Zero joined the Maverick hunters and X, Megaman X not that shit Elon husk did, joined forces to stop Sigma, In order to stop a massive dictator robot guy Zero needed weapons so he got some like the Z buster which is stronger then Megaman’s buster which can charge up or shoot pellets of solar energy also spears hammers and chains but he prefers his good ol Z-Saber which like a good meat shield deflects projectiles which i havent found a good meat shield… And can slice through virtually anything, Wall’s buildings, that strangely fast incoming car that you swear has been spying on you for the past week? All sliced by the Z-Saber, And since he is essentially another Megaman he can upgrade his blade to manipulate Fire, ice, electricity and not normal type attacks because this isn’t tri attack and in order to be the strongest maverick hunter out there he needed some skills as well like twin dream which duplicates himself, Call down the beams of light from the sky with Rekkoha, and darkhold to slow down time in an instant! And since he was an rpg protagonist he has two other forms, Black Zero which halfs his defensive capabilities but powers his attack by 100% and speed by 4x who can dodge Optic Sunflower’s laser who uh it’s in the name it was beams of sun, or Absolute Zero where he gains wings and claws…. hey wait didnt i cover this form before in episode 16? Which just makes him lose his Ability and sword and buffs his speed to 50%, He’s defeated thousands of Mavericks, can survive over 60’000 tons going by regular megaman scaling and survived the tnt equivalent of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs when he flew straight into a space colony that was on a crash course with earth, He’s stronger then X who stated that at full power had enough power to wipe out the entirety of Japan, Since Zero is stronger then X we can use basically all his scaling expect for the unique and special stuff like killing Sigma who became a virus something neither X or Zero could kill but at least they killed Lumine (Not the Genshin girl) who was on equal powers of Sigma and seeing how Lumine could blow up an entire star it’s shocking to see Zero take attacks like that and live and even defeated Omega, Who’s Omega you ask? Oh nobody just Dr Weil who stole Zero’s original body and became the devil that blunged the world into the elf war… what the fuck happens in Megaman. anyways what’s important is that Omega is stated to be stronger then Zero and he still lost against Zero Yeah the Megaman story goes into weird shit and I don’t get any of it but hey Zero learnt some new skills like the Chain rod, Triple Rod Shield boomarang which can deflect any attack minus powerful ones, I know we haven’t covered the Mandolorian yet but I swear with the amount of weapons Zero has he could consider it his own religion and luckily Zero stayed a fighting hero robot for all time and never turned evil until a virus took on his name and fucking died… yeah we don’t talk about Zero.exe minus his cool design but with all of his feats Zero still has some flaws like despite being an robot he has stamina meaning he can get exhausted or due to lack of any ranged weapons if you get to close and knock away his saber he’s pretty much done for but that’s what the Absolute Zero form is for and good luck getting his sword away from him because he’s gonna cut you faster then you can say Goodnight

During his time as a hunter Zero learnt few things, One of those is It doesn’t matter where you come from, all what matters is what you do with your life and how you live it

Samus is an accidental lesbain icon??:

Space, an almost endless frontier, While it’s true most of space is empty, a few planets host a livable atmosphere, this doesn’t mean there are no life forms, Trust me I would know… Looking over entire multiple universe’s is boring okay I once counted how much space dust was on an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, Anyways we’re focusing on a human settlement on K-2L where a young girl named Samus Aran was born until a group of raiders led by the ruthless Ridley came along and fucking killed them and ate her mom, Dude come on! She didn’t even get a chance to have her dad say something motivational to inspire her to become a super hero, Well there’s two explanations for a question we all have which is why did Ridley spare Samus? Well 1: Samus’s parents blew up the ship killing the pirates and injuring Ridley, But 2: Is also another thing to mention, Ridley would’ve spared Samus not because he’s a kind soul he just wiped an entire colony but because he enjoys watching those beneath him suffer so he would’ve enjoyed seeing a child being forced to fend off for herself with a destroyed colony and dead parents, But luckily for the young Samus she wouldn’t be alone for long as the Chozo came along and gave the girl a home on Zebes who gifted Samus part of their dna becoming part bird

Wait does this mean she picks at her own skin or eat worms? Well probably not as while the Chozo resembles birds they most likely aren’t actually birds and eat regular things but this DNA gave her natural stamina a huge boost becoming essentially super human and only at like 8 she’s in her late 30’s I believe, Nintendo doesn’t put out canon ages so I’m just assuming, But when the bird’s just started dying for some reason they gave her the most iconic armor in Nintendo’s history, The Power suit in which she would use for her job of joining the dumb and stupid galactic federation

Audience member: “Is it because they gave you parking ticket despite not having a vehicle”

Taelia: “Well that and They tax a lot on my figures… THEY AREN'T EVEN THE GOVERNMENT WHY DO THEY TAX ME”

But good job on Samus just leaving the army and becoming a bad ass bounty hunter and while most of her feats are thanks to the many armor she’s worn over the years, Even if it is destroyed she can still fight in her zero suit which takes away her boost in strength and defence giving her a massive boost in speed and agility being able to zoom around at high speeds and jump high and she isn’t defenceless as she carries around a pistol that can shoot and charge up a paralyzing pistol that can turn into a whip to drag opponents closer, But other then that the suit and weapon have little to use so onto the power suit again! The suit has multiple variations, The one she wears the most is the Varia suit which gives environmental protection, But the other ones are the Gravity suit, Dark and Light suit’s which look gorgeous, PED Suit, Fully Powered Suit, Phazon suit, Fusion which can absorb parasites, and thanks to Dread we have two more suit, A more advanced Power suit and more importantly the Metroid suit which was achieved thanks to a Vaccine and DNA transplant turning her into a Human Metroid capable of shooting the hyper beam which is essentially a one hit ko against any and all enemies that aren’t heavily armoured though during this she can’t use her Aeion abilities which are the Scan pulse, Phantom Cloak Lightning Armor, Flash shift, Pulse radar, Beam burst and Phase Drift which are all extremely useful abilities speaking of which she has the Power beam, Charge, Wide, Long beams, Spazer beam which shoots three projectiles, Ice Beam which can freeze targets solid, The wave beam which as the name implies shoots a beam in a wave format, The Plasma beam which can destroy any surface, The Phazon beam and the Annihilator beam which is made of both Matter and Anti-Matter which in layman’s term is like modding an assault rifle to shoot mini nukes in fallout 4, The same shit for missiles, Like Ice, Super, Seeking, Homing, Diffusion and hyper, She can also go from 6 foot to like 2 feet by turning into a ball, God knows that must hurt, Speed blitz enemies with the speed booster which also allows her to preform the rooster tee- I mean screw attack, Not to mention thanks to the metroid suit shit she can just suck the energy out of electricity or life itself! But this isn’t tied directly to the Metroid suit, It’s just something she gained at the same time she got the suit, these tools have allowed her to take on impossible tasks like Killing Ridley how many times, her power bombs being so powerful it can reach a small planet level explosion I mean she even converted an entire planet into Pure energy with them! What the fuck, But Samus isn’t without faults for one she constantly keeps forgetting to store her gear before each mission on her ship just in case but even then her ship just always fucking blows up, Even with that Samus has proven again and again to be one of the universe’s most deadly bounty hunter’s and who knows maybe Prime 4 will give us better feats! When it releases in 5 years

Well Gal’s Guys and Pals looks like we’ve found out the winner! Why don’t we see who won and how well they did, Because only one of them will be entering the winner’s circle, let’s get this show on the road!

Pre fight:

We cut to a futuristic like planet as Samus’s ship flies through some traffic, Suddenly a blast slams into the side of ship quickly maneuvering the ship to an isolated rooftop the ship crashes into the building in a fiery inferno, Cloaked by the fire Samus hops out of the ship and hides to wait out the attacker, Suddenly a large red beam appears on a vent as Zero teleports into the are

Zero: “Come out Maverick, And I’ll make this nice and-“

Samus immediately appears from the ship and blasts a rocket towards Zero who smirks and slices it in half

Zero: “There you are…”

FIGHT:

Samus and Zero both run and gun, Blasting each other with their smallest pellets before getting behind cover

Samus: “You know I was looking for you, Pretty big bounty you have, Nice of you to bring yourself in”

Zero: “Well bad luck, I’m not going in warm.”

Samus: “Wasn’t counting on it!”

Both immediately jump out of cover and Samus launches multiple ice missiles at Zero who slices them but in turn freezes part of his armor for a bit allowing Samus to run up and smack his face with her cannon and drop a plasma shot sending Zero back who activates darkhold to slow down time but Samus activates her phase drift Aeion to counteract it and grabs onto Zero’s leg throwing him away but is slashed in the process, Samus rolls backwards into her ball and finds a vent in which she rolls into and finds the closest spot near Zero

Zero: “Come on…. where are yo-“

Zero senses something touch down and he immediately runs to the side as the floor next to him blows up from a power bomb, He’s quick enough to notice a shine and readies his saber as a giant ball of plasma rushes towards him, He closes his eyes and slashes the giant ball of plasma in half, It hurles into traffic blowing up some cars, In his anger he turns into Black Zero and summons Rekkoha to blow up sections of the building causing Samus to fly out of the vents she activates her phase drift to parkour across different sections of the collapsing building and Grappled onto a piece flying behind Zero and blast him with a giant blast of plasma sending back to the building’s lower floors

Zero: “Twin dream!”

In an instant Samus feels a presence behind her a a shadow clone appears and slams into her forming a giant blade of fire it slashes at Samus she feels it coming from both top and bottom, Left and right as she feels needles stabbing into her multiple times a second, Eventually she finds an opening by blasting herself with a power rocket sending her flying back and freeing her from the attack but she notices a symbol on her visor, armor integrity at 25%, She grunts as she falls onto the metallic floor that keeps the metal planet from falling into the wilderness below, Using her scanning feature she notices the one Zero that is actually real and the other one being a clone that are now blasting her with their Z-Pellets so she dodges and flips behind the real one, kicking him back and using a hyper missile which causes him to fly into the building as it collapses onto him, Sighing as she sees the clone disappear she starts to walk away

Zero: “no… NO! I WILL NOT LOOSE!!”

A sudden burst of energy comes from the rubble as Zero enters his absolute Zero form causing debris to go everywhere and he rushes Samus kicking her into the her as she uses her phantom cloak ability to hide from Zero as she grapples around the area using Long and Ice beam but Zero keeps slashing them, Eventually Phantom cloak runs off and Zero smirks as he lunges at Samus who makes a final attempt by spamming missiles at him causing a giant cloud of fire but it does nothing as he appears from the cloud, Samus eyes widen from within her helmet as she prepares for an attack as he slashes her hundreds of time and Zero makes a final gambit which causes a town sized explosion sending Samus falling into the wilderness but not before a long beam shoots straight through Zero’s stomach causing him too revert back to his regular form and joins Samus as the two fall down into the wilderness Zero summons his Z-Saber and uses a long ranged strike to slash Samus sending her further down, Eventually the two crash onto the ground, Samus exhausted sighs as her armor shatters and she crawls backwards to rest her head on a rock

Zero: “So it’s finally over…”

Samus on the ground coughs up green blood as she looks in front of her, Zero drags his saber towards Samus, Exhausted he prepares to stab Samus

Zero: “Any last words bounty hunter?”

Samus: “Yeah…”

She looks at Zero’s damaged armor and smiles

Samus: “Thanks for being powered on electricity.”

Zero looks down and see’s Samus dig her entire right arm into Zero’s stomach, Zero Screams in pain as he tries to slice Samus but drops his saber as Samus who holding onto the wire’s slowly draining him as the Metroid suit forms around her her arm forms into the cannon and she uses a ice missile point blank completely freezing Zero’s chest

Zero: “You Bastard!”

Samus says nothing in response as she delivers a hyper beam to Zero, Killing the Maverick Hunter instantly, Samus walks over and watches as Zero’s eyes loose colour, She collapses as the rain drops down on her breathing heavily

Samus: “i need a drink…”

KO

Oh boy this is gonna cause some disagreements, Okay so Zero was stronger no doubt about that, So why did Samus win? Well for one Electricty and Stamina, Yeah that one factor became a massive problem, Pre Dread this wouldn’t be an issue but now with the metroid suit she could just absorb Zero’s energy and draining his energy, And since most of Samus’s arsenal can either rival Zero’s own abilites or just drain electricity it meant Zero couldn’t keep up wit her over time and Samus would eventually understand this as she has decades of bounty hunting experience she would quickly formulate a plan to use this to her advantage and since both can survive large planet-sun level destruction, The colony and Samus standing on a small sun she would have the time to figure this out, Not to mention most of Zero’s forms actually would make him loose this faster as it keeps lowering his defence capabilities and this is most seen with Absolute Zero, For this fight Zero would have to make a big risk for a big reward to beat Samus but thanks to Samus’s electricity draining abilites and her experience as a bounty hunter made his chances of gambling for survival Zero

The winner is Samus

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Ahhh console wars, A tale and rivalry as old as time but still always new, So why not clash robotic rivals of the new age and old to see who comes out on top eh?

Astro bot, The Loveable PlayStation mascot
And

R.O.B. Nintendo’s classic robotic NES Friend

Name’s Taelia, Welcome to Cross versus, The show where I put two iconic characters in a battle to the death and see who can come out on top.

Astrobot, The first platformer to win Goty:

The year was 2013 and the PlayStation 4 just released, But there was a problem despite being the best selling console of the generation (which isn’t a feat considering it was against the wii u and Xbox one) It didn’t really have a face I mean Nintendo had Mario, Link, Zelda, Samus, Pikachu, etc while Microsoft had Car and Masterchief but PlayStation had no real noticeable mascot even though they had a lengthy game catalog, So they needed a mascot and one day a small little fucker came into their offices and shot Sackboy, All Metaphorical but still Astrobot was born to be the face of PlayStation and more importantly the tech demo guy but also the silly robot man who beat out Concord (Not a feat but worth noting)

Audience member: “Is it because it had a life span shorter than a house fly?”

Taelia: “Exactly, Also it costed Sony $400 million dollars but at this point I’m beating a dead horse”

So while he’s been around since 2013 he doesn’t have much in store so we’ll be covering everything he’s been in from 2013 to 2024, So just who is Astro bot? Well he’s the main “Bot” in an army of bots that live in a PlayStation exclusive world, If you had an exclusive you can be here like Spider-Man (No not giving Astrobot herald scaling because it’s specifically insomniac Spider-Man), Sol Badguy, Joker, Snake, A Helldiver, And the apes from ape escape, Like just the apes, Spike is a bot but the apes are canonically the same apes from ape escape their design completely fits the designs of the regular apes, And their descriptions say Monkey instead of bot implying that these are indeed the actual monkeys so we can give Astrobot a little bit of the monkey scalings but for now let’s go over the other bots, Astro has an army of over 300 bots willingly to fight for him no matter what meaning he has their arsenal but only the parts they show off as we have no clue if the rest can even use the items they have, Like the Helldiver bot calling down stratagems while it called down a hellpod that means one, There are multiple helldiver bots but also a super destroyer in orbit that gives access to an entire catalog of weapons like reinforcements, supplies, Mechs, laser beams, Napalm, Hellbombs and 500 kg bombs would all be around for use, Can wield the levithan axe and thor’s hammer from god of war which as stated before can shake entire realms but obviously downgraded as like it’s a astrobot thing it’s not the same but should still be powerful, Just Clank is able to defeat multiple robots, the fall guy bean in general who can survive the big bang and stretched outside the universe but we’re not giving the fall guy collab feats due to this being only the main fall guy,The hunters gun and sword which have beaten the moon presence, Raiden with his vibrator sword which can easily cut through anything including a multi story tall metal gear unit twice, It’s not the upgraded sword he used to fight armstrong but still we see him using the base sword to cut some watermelons, Just straight up the Polygon man who can destroy around 35 universes due to fusing them into one during playstation all stars… THIS ISNT A BOT BTW, This is straight up polygon man same design, eye colour everything holy shit we got polygon man scaling here, Can shift gravity thanks to gravity rush, Cole Macgrath electrical powers, Funnily enough out of the three persona bots only Aigis is seen using her abilities but only her twin wrist mounted guns, The wanders sword which can kill colossus’s, Can just shoot you thanks to Solid snake (Not Naked snake), Has levitation and mind reading thanks to Psycho mantis, Spyro with skylanders scaling due to his description saying he was in skylands meaning we can use the trap team boss fight where Kaos sucks in things from the real world, Speaking of which the player is able to help Astrobot whenever it is fixing up the PlayStation 5 which operates separately of Astrobot but thing is death is a weird subject for Astro as he genuinely just cannot die, He’s always coming back no matter what even during boss battles but there is a way to counter this, Extensive damage to Astrobot will put him out of commission as the only thing that seemed to actually do this was him being sucked into a blackhole which blew up and he was fine! Kinda but that’s where the player fixes him up but even still Astrobot has a shockingly strong amount of tools at his disposal like an entire PlayStation armada where all accessories, a big robot brother who can lift things from the seabed, controllers, and consoles are turned into ships, On hand gadgets like Barkster the bulldog booster which can allow him to shatter glass (Reminder Astrobot is the smaller than a ps5, He’s got the twin frog punch to shatter metal, a penguin for water movement, Can slow down time with Time slower and can take to the sky with his Playstation 5 dualsense 2 controller ™️which can move so fast he goes across the galaxy in less then a day which means he can move 39 million times faster than the speed of light, I mean kind of make sense since he can dodge lightning, light itself and move freely in outer space not to mention the black hole feat he held onto his fellow bots after saving their motherboard and was able to withstand it’s pull for a while before letting himself fall into it, Jesus and when they said the playstation 5 was powerful I didn’t think they meant THIS Powerful!

ROB Revived an entire industry:

Back during the video game crash 1983 the scene was in a tough state I mean it was called the Video game crash for a reason, Nobody wanted to pay $50 for miss leading advertising and the experience I can only describe as watching two flies buzz around in 140p on a crt tv, So when Nintendo wanted to make money they needed a way and sex hotels and playing cards weren’t working (Yes realy Nintendo owned Sex hotel’s) so they turned to toys and had great success in that so they decided something new… 2 years later Nintendo made Rob or R.O.B. That was meant as a game console but advertised as a toy, So like an add on, Does this count as dlc by technicality or… Anyways 2 years later like a neglectful child R.O.B. Went into obscurity not being seen again

Audience member: “Projecting about that last part?”

Taelia: “No, I don’t have a dad or mom, just a weird giant hive can’t really be neglected if your parents can’t really interact with you and is just a sentient sack of bug flesh…”

Anyways Now while Rob has been around for a long time, Being the Nes personified he shockingly doesn’t have much all his games were just normal pack in games with not much substance, So for Rob we’ll be using Mario kart, Smash and the commercials for his scaling as that’s all he really seems to be/have at least for now, Give it a couple years Rob will probably come back for the switch 2, Anyways so in terms of arsenal Rob has a bullet bill which automatically moves him foward towardd his goal, Red and green shells, Sometimes triple and unless there’s something in a red shells path it will always hit, For green it’s more durable but doesn’t track, The Lightning which can shrink opponents and always just strike opponents with a bolt of lightning, Mushroom which while in MK gives him a boost regular mushrooms would make him bigger, Blooper to ink opponents screens, fire flowers, thunder cloud, mega mushroom, Lucky 8 which gives rob an ascortment of items like Mushrooms, Shells, Lightning, A stupid coin, Blooper, He’s also got the Fake item block, POW block, Tannouki leaf, Blue shell which auto locks instantly onto a player and can’t be dodged unless a speed boost is used last second, Golden mushroom which allows for a long stream of boosts, the boo which can steal items and more importantly the star… man, Which give Rob complete invulnerability and a speed boost for a limited amount of time and don’t lef that time limit fool you despite being for a small time it can block any attack and allows Rob to just run right through, He’s got a go kart on standby as well which he used in Mario Kart Ds where he could face off opponents like Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Peach and Dry bones in… IS THST A FUCKING TANK?? In these courses he’s driven on a rainbow in outer space, fought off ghosts, survived bowser castle, and drove on courses which would’ve damaged an average NES system like Snow, water, mud, Lava and worst of all, Florida… I mean Rob can also just use his go kart to push a giant ball of iron into ice cold water But before all of this there had to be something else… Well shockingly enough his commercials do have feats due to be an add on we can count these as it would happen to a Rob unit though we aren’t counting him actually crossing over into our world that’d be ridiculous right?? RIGHT??? So as it turns out thanks to smash technically Rob’s inclusion breaks the fucking barrier of reality because thanks to Brawl’s subspace emissary multiple Robs exist and while one is considered the main rob, Him existing in the real world despite being a video game character does count as breaking the fourth wall… Which uh I think is genuinely the first major instance of a 4D feat in this show like we’ve had a far share of feats saying they looked at the camera but THATS JUST FUCKING ROB, He exists in multiple planes of reality. At least he didn’t launch a house into the air.

Hm? Yeah? Hm yes i understand

So uh ROB WHAT THE FUCK, So apparently Rob can just launch a house into the air without any effort, Which in order to do so would require 815.946 tons of tnt since the house is being launched into orbit completely intact, Sure why not but more imp is his smash scaling as oh boy he can tussle with the heaviest and deadliest opponents from Joker from persona 5, sephiroth, Mario, kirby, bowser, sonic and so much more but despite these being some pretty big names in gaming and power scaing they aren’t at their max power here due to not using their entire arsenal which makes sense these are nerfed characters for example Joker doesn’t have a vast arsenal of persona’s or Satanael but he still is deadly don’t get it mixed up, So the list of the most deadliest final smashes are Kirby, Zelda, Mewtwo, Megaman, Rosalina, Palutina, Cloud, Bayonetta, Ridley, King K Rool, Heroes, Steve, sephiroth and Sora… That is quite the list of names and I’ll go down them in order from least deadly to most starting with ridley due to the multitude of tnt seen during the Final smash plus creepers, Next is Cloud who I’m gonna say is around town level with omni slash alone, Then we get into the big boys like King K Rool who is able to blow up Dk’s island in a single blast, Bayo summoning a giant city sized demon to attack you plus time manipulation, Hero while I have no clue on each members actual scaling are but the general scaling says 6A (Country level) too 2B (Multiverse) plus it’s all the protagonists attacking at once so take that as you will, Mewtwo is less on the physically destructive side and more on the blowing your brain up from the inside dangerous so there’s that, Kirby palutena and Megaman who all despite having universal level feats (minus Megaman) is really tame but still is using a planet busting sword to slash at the opponent, while the other two create black holes and fire beams into them, Zelda and Sora just slam you into a different dimension and blow it up and sephiroth who isn’t more deadly then a dimension closing in on itself is more deadly due to the unknown of tri-Force trapping and where Sora sends the opponent plus they just plop right back out if they survive so… Seph is able to create an entire super nova which when used sends the foe into another dimension to just blow up the entire solar system… Okay so what else does Rob have minus Solar system level durability? Well a new arsenal like eye lasers, jump boots, and missiles, and a even bigger laser and during sub space emissary he has multiple drones that are able to be used independently from him plus a big ROB unit that took a falcon punch to the face! Despite not having a game since release Rob has shown us that even a small and old video game console still has a lot of punch left to give

Alright got all the data compiled with the fighters entering the arena, It’s time to get this show on the road folks, ITS TIME FOR CROSS VERSUS!!

Pre fight:

Astro bot flies into some ruins near the crash site and lands down onto a platform that crumbles away, He starts to perform parkour across multiple sections of the temple all the while dodging enemy attacks, At last the bot stops in front of a altar and puts his hand onto it nothing happens, He looks around confused looking at the hieroglyphics that resembles a triangle, Mushrooms, a circle, lightning bolt, a sword, squid and a leaf.

Puzzled he tries to move the altar but only snaps it, a little teardrop appears on his face as he tries to put it back into place, Suddenly the ground shakes as a rock behind Astrobot cracks open with glowing red eyes, Astrobot notices it and dodges the giant laser beam that slams through the temple walls shattering a pillar, Astrobot flies down onto the ground rolling before catching himself looking at the grey robot that breaks free of it’s containment revealing it’s Red arms and stares at Astrobot

FIGHT:

Rob immediately rushes towards Astrobot and slams his right arm against Astrobot who is sent back into the ground, Rob prepares to fire a laser beam at Astro while he’s on the ground but Astro uses Barkster to send himself towards the entrance to dodge it and equips the twin frog gloves as Rob summons a Mario kart item box and shatters it open getting triple green shells he immediately fires all three which fly towards Astrobot but he quickly punches them away causing all three to bounce around the arena with Rob and Astrobot trying to dodge them but both are hit causing them to be knocked onto the floor, Rob immediately gets up and uses another item box to get a bullet bill and uses it to fly straight at Astro who doesn’t have enough time to dodge, The Bill slams into Astro sending him through multiple walls but soon the Bullet Bill disappears freeing Astrobot from it in which he grabs onto Rob with the twin frog gloves and chucks him at the temple wall causing it to shatter, Glitching and sparking Rob cracks it’s neck as it drops down and uses an item box to get a boo, Suddenly the robot disappears from Astro’s field of vision and without a light Astrobot can’t see the boo stealing the Twin Frog gloves for himself, Astro’s eyes widen in shock as he makes weird movements before his screen switches to an angry face he rushes towards Rob who extends the gloves towards Astro grabbing onto him and pulling him in for an attack, Rob flips over and blasts Astrobot with his robo burner sending him backwards and prepares to do it again but Astro uses his jet legs to slice the springs off of the frog gloves effectively destroying them, Astro drops down onto Rob’s head covering his eyes as Rob moves around frantically trying to get him Astro off but trips over a loose stone causing both of them to fall over and roll onto the ground, Well only Astro rolls Rob kinda just falls flat onto the ground before pulling himself together, The two robots rush at each other and colliding with Rob doing the Arm rotor attack from smash and Astrobot doing his spin attack which Astro wins out on and smacks Rob backwards before the little red alarm on Rob’s head flashes red multiple times before he slams his arms down and summons multiple lasers out of nowhere which Astro fortunately dodges but lands into R.O.B’s trap as a giant green blast of energy slams into Astrobot sending him flying into the air landing on the sandy ground but is stopped rolling by the other bots which look up at the explosion from the temple and the singular R.O.B Unit staring at them, The kratos bot gives off a smug expression and points his axe towards R.O.B as if asking what will he do now that he is outnumbered but in response R.O.B raises his arms in the air…

Silence fills the planet as the ground next to R.O.B shakes, Suddenly hundreds of Grey armed R.O.B units burst from their catacombs including the giant R.O.B unit which bursts out from the temple floor, The Spike bot smacks the Kratos bot on the head as a “Good going man…” manner Astrobot gets up and shakes his head emptying the sand and looks at the army of R.O.B units, He turns to the bots and starts rallying them in a speech we can’t understand but it doesn’t matter as Astrobot is sniped by the Main R.O.B with a super scope and sends the army to attack the Bots who do the same as Astrobot recovers, His Dual speeder flies up and next to him as the army of flying PlayStation consoles all being flown by regular bots and the one ace combat bot using the Ps4 ship, Astrobot jumps onto the controller and flies above the battle as he looks below and not even in a minute in the blood bath has claimed multiple lives on both side, He sees a bot get blown up in front of another bot as the other bot “screams” He then notice a red laser pointing down onto a group of R.O.B. units which look up and see a 500 kg bomb smash straight into them, Suddenly the ground shakes as the giant brother bot rises and growls at the giant R.O.B unit, The two giants charge at each other with the brother bot slamming it’s fists into the R.O.B unit and starts chewing on the head unit while the Giant R.O.B. Grabs a hold of the giant, An alarm blares as metal creaks and suddenly a giant laser pierces through the giant, The giant bot slams onto the ground, Astro gives a saddened distraught face as the Speeder flies by the giant unit who is struck by lightning from the Thor bot, Astro grabs onto the control panel and steers the ship towards the main R.O.B unit using full speed to crash into him, As the main unit flies into the air Astro activates his time slower to get a few extra hits as he punches R.O.B down onto the ground causing a crater from the force of the punch, R.O.B tries to get up but Astrobot grabs onto the lower section of R.O.B lifting him up and throwing him up in the air and activates buster, Astro flies straight into R.O.B, Sparks and wires fly everywhere as the main unit is split in half and falls down… Astro drops down and prepares to take off R.O.B’s head but he notices an item box being activated, The item selects the Super star option, Suddenly Astro is blown off by a golden shine, as R.O.B becomes invincible and grabs hold of Astro, Using his final smash up close Astro closes his eyes as he prepares to get blown up. A bright green light shines as R.O.B blasts straight through the giant R.O.B unit, The giant unit’s head falls straight down with the main body slowly topples down, The R.O.B units turn towards their leader as random bot pushed Astro out of the way, Sacrificing it’s life for Astro’s, The fallen bot’s head rolls towards Astro flickering red before cutting to black, Astro in shock runs up to R.O.B and grabs onto the lower section which is all wire, Despite being invincible at the time as it slowly runs out Astro’s hands burn as he throws R.O.B into the air and activates his Dual Speeder which flies towards R.O.B at full speed causing a massive explosion, A single object flies down from the wreckage as R.O.B’s head smashes down next to Astro, It’s red eyes flickering as it tries shooting Astro a final time but it disappears as R.O.B dies and so does the army being shut down from R.O.B’s death, Astro picks up the unit’s head and throws it in the air like a collectable with a description

“Old toy head! It’s old but still full of power!”

The screen fades to black as the player starts fixing up the multiple bot’s that died or got injured in the fight as Astro sits on top of the ps5 smiling

KO

…Jesus christ okay, So a lot of people will probably be asking about the army and smash scaling so let’s go with that we’ll separate this into a couple categories Strength, Speed, Tools, Durability, Army and experience, First off Strength goes to both as both can lift, throw and bat things into space with both not having a specific edge in that category, Next up is Speed, Now this is where it gets interesting, R.O.B can react to multiple light speed attacks and can dodge a black hole but Astro has done much more thanks to the map showing us the 5 galaxy systems (6 if you include lost galaxy) which he is able to reach within in seconds that adds up to 39 million times faster than light and leave atmosphere without any issue plus the Time slower while only slowing time down for 6 seconds and has a recharge timer of 2 seconds which I did count did mean Astro would always have the lead plus Astro is just way more agile and reacting and withstanding a blackhole is kinda busted for this so it goes to Astro, Tools is a draw, Which is kinda funny because they both differ on separate ways, R.O.B had more tools thanks to Mario kart but Astro’s was more powerful but R.O.B can just steal them thanks to boo or just negate em thanks to the super star but then the other bots and yeah it is a tie thanks to that but not to durability, Yeah R.O.B can survive a solar system explosion big whoop, Astro can survive smashing into planets without a scratch and survive a black hole and always come back thanks to revive system and the player, Another easy win for Astro is Army, While yes it is powerful it’s a bowser army vs Eggman army where Eggman’s is full of drones that have no indication of sentience like R.O.B’s, Astro’s is full of bots who let Astro step on them or even stand next to a black hole to try and save him it’s pre built instructions vs loyalty and loyalty wins any day but experience is weird, Astro has had more games and adventures but R.O.B has been around for much MUCH longer which also brings up a question shouldn’t Astro win alone due to the fact he is a PlayStation 5 model while R.O.B has only been around for the Nes? While yeah true hardware does matter here it is much more important to be around for adventures, Thanks to his Speed, loyal army, experience and durability Astro was able to play games with R.O.B one final time before putting it to rest (which is shocking considering the PlayStation 5 having no games)

Tonight’s winner is Astro bot

Chapter Text

In the world of paid espionage there is one thing vital and extremely important, Your appearance and these two show that off to most extent of all

The Spy, The master… Spy of Team fortress 2

Vs

Agent 47, The master hitman from… Hitman

Welcome to the season finale of Cross versus season 1 my name is Taelia, And tonight will be a night to remember.

Spy, The backstabber:

In the world of Team fortress 2 a pity war waged across two sides Blue and Red, Well more accurately Blu vs Red due to the company’s name, Anyways the two companies would send Mercenary after Mercenary to fight in a endless battle to the death over… Gravel

Taelia: “Wait seriously? Gravel what the hell these two literally invented the cure to dying and became immortal, what was so important about the gravel anyway?”

Audience member: “Well actually due to the time period from the late 1800’s to the 1970’s is when team fortress takes place and gravel was used a lot for infrastructure and construction especially after the two world wars”

Taelia: “…fucking nerd” (whispering to herself “I really need a second host so these guys stop interrupting me.”

Anyways out of the mercs there is one that shines like a diamond in a rough or Granite in the sand heh, Anyways Spy! Which is his first and last name

So why do I say he’s a diamond in the rough? Well out of all his team mates he seems to be the only one who actually knows what he is doing, The rest just… being fucking weird well minus the sniper who genuinely enjoys his profession as a sniper, but other then that the team consists of a bunch of weirdos that Spy is seemingly smarter/on par with them, You see the good ol engineer somehow figured out time travel (during the early 1900’s) the date is important due to how little knowledge and resarch was there back then, And we don’t have teleporters meaning we can safely assume the engineer has a minimum iq of 200 but why I am talking about the engineer here when this is about the spy? Well it’s because while clearly less smart he is around the same level of intelligence due to building a sapper which can disable sentry’s, dispensers and teleporters meaning he found a common weakness between all three and designed an emp himself and made it meaning he is far above the average man in terms of intelligence and speaking of his sapper he has an immense amount of tools like the disguse kit which allows him to turn into anyone, an icicle that can freeze a human solid instantly which require the pick to output a temperature of Absolute zero, the ambassador which doubles headshot damage (it’s 40% not 50% but shh) The diamondback which earns 1 crit shot per destroyed item or backstab, Your eternal reward disguises the victim of the backstab all while making the death as silent as possible, the big earner adds 30% to the cloaking timer, the kunai also absorbs the health of the victim, The red tape recorder is the only sapper that works differently from the rest as it nullifies and reverses the effects of building instead of slowly destroyed it, His cloak and dagger allows him to recharge and be undetectable while standing still and his dead ringer will bring him back from death and leaves a fake corpse behind, How it works we don’t really know but we can assume it was made by both the spy and the medic due to his nature of healing but speaking of the medic thanks to a little thing called uber charge he has a faster then light speed calc, I mean other then dodging a minigun that is confirmed to fire a speed of 10’000 rounds which is way more then a A-10 warthog’s and the M134 minigun which can shoot 3000 and 6000 rounds per minute respectively and spy can dodge that but back to uber charge when the medic uses it on the solider the rocket changes from a regular rocket to an electric like rocket meaning he can dodge lightning I mean makes sense since he can dodge attacks from laser and radiation based weaponary but also take a lot of damage for an average human as he can survive shotgun blasts, miniguns, a fist from a bear wrestling heavy even while ubercharged but also can survive the… Drum roll pleaseeee

*Small little drum roll*

okay that's kinda pathetic especially from an audience in a $15 trillion arena but anyways he can survive the sun. At least kind of, You see if we take the scout and give him his full arsenal you’ll find a little item called the “The Sun on a stick” which is a small sun on a… well you can figure it out, Now this is tricky because while it doesn’t make sense for a sun to be a stick to count here because it’s way too silly and out there that’s what team fortress two is all about I mean there’s a fucking guy who runs into walls creating the shape of texas and can punch genetically altered yeti’s into jelly so is it really that out there for this series? Either way it would need to be lowballed and due to the size I say it should count to around an mountain level attack instead of being powerful as a full sun, Also statement for earlier feats The backstab can deal 25% damage towards Haxton who can tank Headshots, ubercharged rockets, etc no problem but the knife kills in four hits, All this to say it’s a single hit kill weapon for the spy and even as a taunt because of course in team fortress two taunts kill like you loose a game of rock paper scissors and you explode, Trust me I would know, i mean uh… ANYWAYS Team fortress in general is a deadly force to be reckoned with not because they’re smart, strong or anything like that but because they are so stupid and lucky that they were able to beat the classic mercs who beat all the other team’s and during the encounter he got to reconnect with his son, The scout, before the lad from Boston died… but he returned because and I quote he didn’t fuck, Spies genes are so impressive God himself wanted the world to carry on the genes forever, I guess that’s why the Spy banged his mom and kept photos from an outside perspective Oh yeah The Spy is scout’s dad and actually seems proud of him at the end of their journey especially with him having multiple kids as a single dad and seemingly is willingly to pass down the spy mantle onto one of kid’s Though it’s seemingly is a joke so no matter where you are, who you are or how safe you are the last point is always mute because the Spy is always right behind you

Agent 47, 47th times the charm:

Ah… the world of cloning isn’t it so fascinating? I mean they literally made a movie about the attack of them, Well Otto Wolfgang ort-myer thought so too and wanted to put his brain juices to work and create the perfect living soldier based off of some of the most dangerous hitmen around the globe, Made a laughing stock by the scientific community he was shunned for trying to do something that seemed impossible but on attempt number 47 he succeeded and made Agent 47

Taelia: “Wait, that's his backstory? I thought he was just a regular guy that liked barcodes so much he tattooed one on his head.”

Audience member: “Yeah that’s actually because it was the only way to distinguish the other clones from each other”

Huh… I wonder if I scan it I’ll get a 25% off coupon for milk, I maybe a universe ruling show host but I’m still bound by a shitty economy, Sometimes Hakai’ng your way out of things never work… And that’s why I send my daughter to pick up milk after the incident at our local supermarket… well bef-

Audience member: “Getting off topic talk about the bald killing man!”

Oh yeah forgot this wasn’t a talk show, That’s not on for another seven centuries. Anyways 47 was a perfect success and to Otto that was all he wanted. I mean a clone that actually works not many stories work that well like killing their creator. Which 47 did just that which I don’t understand why he did that. Is he stupid? Actually far from it having a lengthy history of assassination thanks to the secret service intelligence agency known as Intelligence contracting agency aka ICA which immediately put him to work where he would kill anyone who dared make an attempt on the agency or the world like destroying a virus that was basically covid 1.0, Beat santa claus in hand to hand combat (yes really) took down the The Sarajevo Six which as the names implies were a group of some of the most powerful and wealthiest people on the planet, and even killing the Constant or also known as Arthur Edwards who was in all known contracts the most difficult opponent for 47 to deal with being essentially invisible and untraceable and thanks to the whole being made up of 5 people his intelligence is frightening large being able to to time an explosion which launched a projectile into a speeding trains window perfectly sniping his target, surviving in an ocean in the middle of a storm for seven hours straight, crawled through a burning building can spot you for miles away, anticipate your movements thanks to instinct which also allows him to see through walls (kinda) and even though he has an eye in the sky in his comm piece via Dianna and has multiple stashed weapons hidden away like rifles, shotguns, syringes, etc and why am I only now talking about his tools? Well it’s because everything is a tool for him, Pistols, Sharp objects, blunt objects, fucking mini muffins and exploding golf balls are just the surface of what he can use, If it’s able to be weld in the hands well it’s a weapon but don’t let his appearance’s deceive you because thanks to said appearance he’s able to switch in and out of clothes in a second fooling practically everyone, As long as he doesn’t get changed in front of you, He’s even taken down a small army of agent 48’s which as the names implies are a group of highly skilled cloned agents of agent 47 which were better then 47 in every way possible and he still won, He’s able to stop his heartbeat perfectly which he can do to fake his death, find imperfections in buildings and use it to his advantage, and able to react perfectly in hand to hand combat against people with decades of combat experience and even able to pin said people down so he can choke them with a thin wire, Though he does have one massive flaw, In terms of durability he only has regeneration which is great for a human but unknown if this is just a gameplay mechanic or something he can do and the limit of damage he can take is above peak human, he can’t survive a head on rocket for instance (Like a certain french speaking spy) but that should rarely even matter since he’s able to perfectly predict the most likely scenario so he’d just dodge the bullets, And the train thing isn’t a one time outlier, You see during Hitman 2 he has to assassinate this one target in a car going over 300 mph and he’s able to perfectly time an explosion that can successfully kill the driver or just snipe the drive meaning he should be able to scale around a reaction speed of the same speed, So look out wherever you are or else you may find yourself looking down at your own body in a freezer thanks to Agent 47.

Alright got all the data compiled with the fighters entering the arena, It’s time to get this show on the road folks, IT’S TIME FOR THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF CROSS VERSUS!!

Pre fight

Location: Europe, France, Paris, Palais de Walewska

A voice rings out “Good evening spy 47” Both Pauling and Diana are sitting on their computers far away on their respective communication lines.

Both: “Today we have an opportunity for you today, You see the company known as Blu or Builders league united have figured out a safe spot for their little briefcase to be hidden away but in this case is something our… “Client wants”

Diana: “Launch codes”

Pauling: “Location of the newest Australium mine”

Both: “So tip top let’s get to it, Oh and do be careful someone else might be here as well”

The Spy rounds a corner to a Blu Scout holding a baseball bat, He silently disappears and backstabs him, Transforming into him

Spy: “Child’s play.”

He runs off and spots the briefcase nearby

Meanwhile a half naked Soldier body is dumped into a box as Agent 47 suits up and walks towards the briefcase but bumps into the spy in a blu scout disguise

Scout?: “Oh hey sorry pal, Listen uh Heavy downstairs said I need to deliver this to him because apparently there’s someone trying to steal it, Heh you know how it is around here”

Soldier?: “Yes. Well then you wouldn’t mind if I accompanied you down then”

Scout?: “Nah not at all, By the way did you hear that America lost against Russia last night? How do you feel about that?”

Soldier?: “Angry but it was interesting seeing their teamwork beat ours”

The Spy underneath the Scout’s mask smirked, Seems like he found the intruder

Scout?: “Terrible Soldier impression but hey.”

The Spy punches Agent 47’s face causing him to stumble backwards in surprise, The Spy deactivates his disguise and starts walking towards an opening

Spy: “Always room for improvemen-“

The Spy is caught off guard by Agent 47 sucker punching Spy causing the case to fly up in the air

Agent 47: “Thanks but I don’t need improvement.”

FIGHT!

The Spy tries to punch back but Agent 47 grabs Spy’s arm and throws him into a pole, The Spy shrugs it off and pulls out his kunai.

Spy: “Looks like I’ll have to visit the laundromat after all, How else will I get your blood off my suit.”

The Spy rushes at 47 who is able to block a couple attacks with the kunai ripping through the soldier’s uniform and the Spy getting an eventual stab against 47’s side who is able to push the Kunai out and slice Spy’s suit, 47 then grabs the Spy and throws him into a giant pile of boxes and unloads a silenced pistol onto Spy’s last known location, He walks away before changing into his normal 47 outfit and walks back to the briefcase but see’s it missing, He then looks at the window that leads straight to the light rig above the catwalk to see the briefcase floating.

Spy: “… You see nothing?”

Agent 47: “Fortunately I do.”

He grabs a bottle of pickles nearby and throws it at the spy, Ruining his invisibility, 47 Then runs towards Spy who jumps onto the light rig.

Spy, Who talks into his communication line: “Pauling! Where’s the nearest exit I don’t have much time”

Pauling: “Ehhhh gimme a second I know I left the papers for the layout around here.”

Spy: “Well, Make it quick!”

A bullet flies past Spy which smashes into a nearby window killing Dalia Morgolis by accident, 47 Jumps out the light rig with a crowbar in one hand and a pistol in the other, Wind blows from the vents above above with lights flashing, The spy flicks out his switchblade and smile.

Spy: “If I am too die here… Well it won’t be today but hey at least it’ll make a good burial ground no mouth”

Agent 47 says nothing as the two run towards each other with 47 swiping at Spy, who is holding the briefcase in one hand and slices 47’s cheek with his switchblade in the other, 47 then grabs onto Spy’s arm and throws him at the winch, Where he proceeds to pull out a pistol but it’s knocked back by a shot from the ambassador causing a loud bang which alerts everyone in the mansion sending everyone into a panic Agent 47 grits his teeth as he looks down at the people realizing his stealth mission has gone bust but looks forward to see the Spy sucker punching his gut and stabs his left shoulder causing him to hold it in pain, The Spy walks away and prepares to walk back to the window where he first got onto the light rig.

Spy: “This has been fun but I should be heading out.”

He was about to say something else but hears a “quack!” Drop next to him, That then explodes causing the light rig to lose support and fall onto the ground with the spy being thrown into a wall from the blast and falls straight onto the floor with a loud thud. The cloud of dust settle revealing Agent 47 getting up and limping to the briefcase where he sees Spy’s buried corpse with blood dripping from the area, He rips the case out of the spy’s hand and talks to Diana on his ear piece.

Agent 47: “Diana I have the case, Where’s the nearest exit my cover has been blown thanks to the… Intruder but he’s been dealt with.”

Static rings out with a feminine voice speaking out

Diana: “I heard. Well the nearest would be downstairs but there’s too many guards but the Helicopter is nice and empty.”

Agent 47: “Thanks, Helicopter it is I’ll take it from here”

Agent 47 runs through the halls nearing the exit but suddenly a loud thud slams into his face as the Spy comes around the corner with a frying pan and slams it into 47’s face and picks up the briefcase while laughing, He starts running to the helicopter.

Spy: “Thanks for the information! Now off to see your mothe-“

Before the Spy could finish Agent 47 throws a plate that shatters against his head, The plate shatters against his head causing him to fall over in pain and trip down the three steps of “stairs” and which causes the briefcase to slide outside in the thunderstorm and onto the wet grass, 47 Runs but Spy shoots a leg of the table which drops into the hitman’s path causing him to trip over it and stumble into a door which breaks, While Laughing the spy gets up and runs for the briefcase again but 47 is able to shoot the briefcase closer to the helicopter and lines up a shoot that goes straight through the spy’s left leg making him fall over.

Spy: “Oh come on! We’re not in some cartoon!”

He yells in pain but when 47 runs out and grabs onto the briefcase he sees nothing no spy, no blood puddle thanks to the rain and thanks to his instinct he doesn’t see an invisible figure on the helicopter hiding away. He sighs and walks towards the helicopter confused, Thinking “maybe he ran off” to himself he entered the helicopter and started it, The blades spun as the helicopter took off with multiple guards shooting at it as they come out right away knowing it’s an enemy but the helicopter flies away and follows the riverbank.

Agent 47 sighs and grabs onto his pistol and turn on auto pilot: “I know you’re here.”

Spy: “Well.”

The Spy decloaks and smiles holding a sapper: “Ready?”

47 grunts as he shoots the spy before he could do anything, The spy yells in pain as he drops down but smiles as he drops the sapper which deactivates the helicopters system, 47 looks around for a parachute but notices the Spy thought of that and stabbed all of them tearing holes into all of them, The spy laughs as he is lifted up and thrown out of the helicopter by 47 who then tries to save the helicopter but it’s too late as the helicopter flies straight into the riverbank…

A few minutes pass by as the briefcase is seen by 47 who throw’s onto a door that was set loose by the crash of the helicopter sighing he breathes heavily, He did it he’s safe

*Click*

The spy adjusts his tie and wipes the dirt and blood off his suit with one hand and holding the ambassador in the other pointed at 47 soaking wet

Spy: “I’ll be taking that.”

BANG! A gunshot rings out as Agent 47’s head gains a hole straight through the forehead. The gun sizzles as the spy drops onto the door and grabs the briefcase

Spy: “Pauling, I need a pick up, The package is secured.”

KO

Alright so let’s get this started this will be divided into Physicality, tools, stamina, experience, stealth and speed, Starting with physicality which is… interesting to say the least, In terms of raw strength I’d give it to Spy because while 47 is much more skilled in terms of physical combat and being able to knock out trained personnel with just a punch or knock out people with muffins the spy can take down a man who can defy logic and blow up genetically enhanced yeti’s with a punch with just 4 backstabs from a switchblade and in terms of durability the Spy can survive laser and radiation blasts but also punches from the heavy who can wrestle with bears while 47 can only tank a few assault rifle rounds, so Spy takes Physicality and 100% tools because while basically everything is a tool for the hitman most of the stuff he finds is non lethal while the Spy has an entire arsenal of weapons on hand to kill Agent 47 plus Deadringer is kinda op being able to survive death and due to the way Spy works if they both went for a headshot the Spy would just survive probably with 25 hp left but still so Spy wins Tools but 100% Not Stamina, I mean Spy is in pretty good shape but due to the amount he smokes his lungs would not be in the best shape while Agent 47 can survive in an ocean during a raging storm for several hours, pass through a motel burning down and never seems to be tired so easy dub but experience would be shockingly in a tie as yes 47 has been doing this hitman shit for a long time, The spy has possibly done it for the same amount of time but also the spy has a trick up his sleeve being team fortress just being weird, The hitman’s experience wouldn’t matter due to the more wacky ideas throwing him off but thanks to instinct it might allow him to predict the Spy’s movement but that’s not really available in combat especially in a fight like this so best call is a tie but not the same with stealth as shockingly Agent 47 had the biggest lead in this category due to being unrecognizable if he switched outfits but also hiding in boxes, refrigerators etc and also being able to spot the spy’s disguise’s thanks to instinct but also see through invisibility due to his lung issues so Hitman takes that but not Speed as Once again Hitman can barely dodge bullet fire while the spy can dodge lasers, radiation waves and a minigun that fires 10’000 rounds per minute up close which also puts his reactive speeds far above 47, While The Hitman was more Stealthy and had more stamina thanks to the Spy’s Physical prowess, tools, and speed the Spy was the one to steal the win and carry home the win

Tonight’s winner and season 1’s finale winner is the Spy

Goodnight, Thanks for supporting the show and see you later folks

In the world of paid espionage there is one thing vital and extremely important, Your appearance and these two show that off to most extent of all

The Spy, The master… Spy of Team fortress 2

Vs

Agent 47, The master hitman from… Hitman

Welcome to the season finale of Cross versus season 1 my name is Taelia, And tonight will be a night to remember.

Spy, The backstabber:

In the world of Team fortress 2 a pity war waged across two sides Blue and Red, Well more accurately Blu vs Red due to the company’s name, Anyways the two companies would send Mercenary after Mercenary to fight in a endless battle to the death over… Gravel

Taelia: “Wait seriously? Gravel what the hell these two literally invented the cure to dying and became immortal, what was so important about the gravel anyway?”

Audience member: “Well actually due to the time period from the late 1800’s to the 1970’s is when team fortress takes place and gravel was used a lot for infrastructure and construction especially after the two world wars”

Taelia: “…fucking nerd” (whispering to herself “I really need a second host so these guys stop interrupting me.”

Anyways out of the mercs there is one that shines like a diamond in a rough or Granite in the sand heh, Anyways Spy! Which is his first and last name

So why do I say he’s a diamond in the rough? Well out of all his team mates he seems to be the only one who actually knows what he is doing, The rest just… being fucking weird well minus the sniper who genuinely enjoys his profession as a sniper, but other then that the team consists of a bunch of weirdos that Spy is seemingly smarter/on par with them, You see the good ol engineer somehow figured out time travel (during the early 1900’s) the date is important due to how little knowledge and resarch was there back then, And we don’t have teleporters meaning we can safely assume the engineer has a minimum iq of 200 but why I am talking about the engineer here when this is about the spy? Well it’s because while clearly less smart he is around the same level of intelligence due to building a sapper which can disable sentry’s, dispensers and teleporters meaning he found a common weakness between all three and designed an emp himself and made it meaning he is far above the average man in terms of intelligence and speaking of his sapper he has an immense amount of tools like the disguse kit which allows him to turn into anyone, an icicle that can freeze a human solid instantly which require the pick to output a temperature of Absolute zero, the ambassador which doubles headshot damage (it’s 40% not 50% but shh) The diamondback which earns 1 crit shot per destroyed item or backstab, Your eternal reward disguises the victim of the backstab all while making the death as silent as possible, the big earner adds 30% to the cloaking timer, the kunai also absorbs the health of the victim, The red tape recorder is the only sapper that works differently from the rest as it nullifies and reverses the effects of building instead of slowly destroyed it, His cloak and dagger allows him to recharge and be undetectable while standing still and his dead ringer will bring him back from death and leaves a fake corpse behind, How it works we don’t really know but we can assume it was made by both the spy and the medic due to his nature of healing but speaking of the medic thanks to a little thing called uber charge he has a faster then light speed calc, I mean other then dodging a minigun that is confirmed to fire a speed of 10’000 rounds which is way more then a A-10 warthog’s and the M134 minigun which can shoot 3000 and 6000 rounds per minute respectively and spy can dodge that but back to uber charge when the medic uses it on the solider the rocket changes from a regular rocket to an electric like rocket meaning he can dodge lightning I mean makes sense since he can dodge attacks from laser and radiation based weaponary but also take a lot of damage for an average human as he can survive shotgun blasts, miniguns, a fist from a bear wrestling heavy even while ubercharged but also can survive the… Drum roll pleaseeee

*Small little drum roll*

okay that's kinda pathetic especially from an audience in a $15 trillion arena but anyways he can survive the sun. At least kind of, You see if we take the scout and give him his full arsenal you’ll find a little item called the “The Sun on a stick” which is a small sun on a… well you can figure it out, Now this is tricky because while it doesn’t make sense for a sun to be a stick to count here because it’s way too silly and out there that’s what team fortress two is all about I mean there’s a fucking guy who runs into walls creating the shape of texas and can punch genetically altered yeti’s into jelly so is it really that out there for this series? Either way it would need to be lowballed and due to the size I say it should count to around an mountain level attack instead of being powerful as a full sun, Also statement for earlier feats The backstab can deal 25% damage towards Haxton who can tank Headshots, ubercharged rockets, etc no problem but the knife kills in four hits, All this to say it’s a single hit kill weapon for the spy and even as a taunt because of course in team fortress two taunts kill like you loose a game of rock paper scissors and you explode, Trust me I would know, i mean uh… ANYWAYS Team fortress in general is a deadly force to be reckoned with not because they’re smart, strong or anything like that but because they are so stupid and lucky that they were able to beat the classic mercs who beat all the other team’s and during the encounter he got to reconnect with his son, The scout, before the lad from Boston died… but he returned because and I quote he didn’t fuck, Spies genes are so impressive God himself wanted the world to carry on the genes forever, I guess that’s why the Spy banged his mom and kept photos from an outside perspective Oh yeah The Spy is scout’s dad and actually seems proud of him at the end of their journey especially with him having multiple kids as a single dad and seemingly is willingly to pass down the spy mantle onto one of kid’s Though it’s seemingly is a joke so no matter where you are, who you are or how safe you are the last point is always mute because the Spy is always right behind you

Agent 47, 47th times the charm:

Ah… the world of cloning isn’t it so fascinating? I mean they literally made a movie about the attack of them, Well Otto Wolfgang ort-myer thought so too and wanted to put his brain juices to work and create the perfect living soldier based off of some of the most dangerous hitmen around the globe, Made a laughing stock by the scientific community he was shunned for trying to do something that seemed impossible but on attempt number 47 he succeeded and made Agent 47

Taelia: “Wait, that's his backstory? I thought he was just a regular guy that liked barcodes so much he tattooed one on his head.”

Audience member: “Yeah that’s actually because it was the only way to distinguish the other clones from each other”

Huh… I wonder if I scan it I’ll get a 25% off coupon for milk, I maybe a universe ruling show host but I’m still bound by a shitty economy, Sometimes Hakai’ng your way out of things never work… And that’s why I send my daughter to pick up milk after the incident at our local supermarket… well bef-

Audience member: “Getting off topic talk about the bald killing man!”

Oh yeah forgot this wasn’t a talk show, That’s not on for another seven centuries. Anyways 47 was a perfect success and to Otto that was all he wanted. I mean a clone that actually works not many stories work that well like killing their creator. Which 47 did just that which I don’t understand why he did that. Is he stupid? Actually far from it having a lengthy history of assassination thanks to the secret service intelligence agency known as Intelligence contracting agency aka ICA which immediately put him to work where he would kill anyone who dared make an attempt on the agency or the world like destroying a virus that was basically covid 1.0, Beat santa claus in hand to hand combat (yes really) took down the The Sarajevo Six which as the names implies were a group of some of the most powerful and wealthiest people on the planet, and even killing the Constant or also known as Arthur Edwards who was in all known contracts the most difficult opponent for 47 to deal with being essentially invisible and untraceable and thanks to the whole being made up of 5 people his intelligence is frightening large being able to to time an explosion which launched a projectile into a speeding trains window perfectly sniping his target, surviving in an ocean in the middle of a storm for seven hours straight, crawled through a burning building can spot you for miles away, anticipate your movements thanks to instinct which also allows him to see through walls (kinda) and even though he has an eye in the sky in his comm piece via Dianna and has multiple stashed weapons hidden away like rifles, shotguns, syringes, etc and why am I only now talking about his tools? Well it’s because everything is a tool for him, Pistols, Sharp objects, blunt objects, fucking mini muffins and exploding golf balls are just the surface of what he can use, If it’s able to be weld in the hands well it’s a weapon but don’t let his appearance’s deceive you because thanks to said appearance he’s able to switch in and out of clothes in a second fooling practically everyone, As long as he doesn’t get changed in front of you, He’s even taken down a small army of agent 48’s which as the names implies are a group of highly skilled cloned agents of agent 47 which were better then 47 in every way possible and he still won, He’s able to stop his heartbeat perfectly which he can do to fake his death, find imperfections in buildings and use it to his advantage, and able to react perfectly in hand to hand combat against people with decades of combat experience and even able to pin said people down so he can choke them with a thin wire, Though he does have one massive flaw, In terms of durability he only has regeneration which is great for a human but unknown if this is just a gameplay mechanic or something he can do and the limit of damage he can take is above peak human, he can’t survive a head on rocket for instance (Like a certain french speaking spy) but that should rarely even matter since he’s able to perfectly predict the most likely scenario so he’d just dodge the bullets, And the train thing isn’t a one time outlier, You see during Hitman 2 he has to assassinate this one target in a car going over 300 mph and he’s able to perfectly time an explosion that can successfully kill the driver or just snipe the drive meaning he should be able to scale around a reaction speed of the same speed, So look out wherever you are or else you may find yourself looking down at your own body in a freezer thanks to Agent 47.

Alright got all the data compiled with the fighters entering the arena, It’s time to get this show on the road folks, IT’S TIME FOR THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF CROSS VERSUS!!

Pre fight

Location: Europe, France, Paris, Palais de Walewska

A voice rings out “Good evening spy 47” Both Pauling and Diana are sitting on their computers far away on their respective communication lines.

Both: “Today we have an opportunity for you today, You see the company known as Blu or Builders league united have figured out a safe spot for their little briefcase to be hidden away but in this case is something our… “Client wants”

Diana: “Launch codes”

Pauling: “Location of the newest Australium mine”

Both: “So tip top let’s get to it, Oh and do be careful someone else might be here as well”

The Spy rounds a corner to a Blu Scout holding a baseball bat, He silently disappears and backstabs him, Transforming into him

Spy: “Child’s play.”

He runs off and spots the briefcase nearby

Meanwhile a half naked Soldier body is dumped into a box as Agent 47 suits up and walks towards the briefcase but bumps into the spy in a blu scout disguise

Scout?: “Oh hey sorry pal, Listen uh Heavy downstairs said I need to deliver this to him because apparently there’s someone trying to steal it, Heh you know how it is around here”

Soldier?: “Yes. Well then you wouldn’t mind if I accompanied you down then”

Scout?: “Nah not at all, By the way did you hear that America lost against Russia last night? How do you feel about that?”

Soldier?: “Angry but it was interesting seeing their teamwork beat ours”

The Spy underneath the Scout’s mask smirked, Seems like he found the intruder

Scout?: “Terrible Soldier impression but hey.”

The Spy punches Agent 47’s face causing him to stumble backwards in surprise, The Spy deactivates his disguise and starts walking towards an opening

Spy: “Always room for improvemen-“

The Spy is caught off guard by Agent 47 sucker punching Spy causing the case to fly up in the air

Agent 47: “Thanks but I don’t need improvement.”

FIGHT!

The Spy tries to punch back but Agent 47 grabs Spy’s arm and throws him into a pole, The Spy shrugs it off and pulls out his kunai.

Spy: “Looks like I’ll have to visit the laundromat after all, How else will I get your blood off my suit.”

The Spy rushes at 47 who is able to block a couple attacks with the kunai ripping through the soldier’s uniform and the Spy getting an eventual stab against 47’s side who is able to push the Kunai out and slice Spy’s suit, 47 then grabs the Spy and throws him into a giant pile of boxes and unloads a silenced pistol onto Spy’s last known location, He walks away before changing into his normal 47 outfit and walks back to the briefcase but see’s it missing, He then looks at the window that leads straight to the light rig above the catwalk to see the briefcase floating.

Spy: “… You see nothing?”

Agent 47: “Fortunately I do.”

He grabs a bottle of pickles nearby and throws it at the spy, Ruining his invisibility, 47 Then runs towards Spy who jumps onto the light rig.

Spy, Who talks into his communication line: “Pauling! Where’s the nearest exit I don’t have much time”

Pauling: “Ehhhh gimme a second I know I left the papers for the layout around here.”

Spy: “Well, Make it quick!”

A bullet flies past Spy which smashes into a nearby window killing Dalia Morgolis by accident, 47 Jumps out the light rig with a crowbar in one hand and a pistol in the other, Wind blows from the vents above above with lights flashing, The spy flicks out his switchblade and smile.

Spy: “If I am too die here… Well it won’t be today but hey at least it’ll make a good burial ground no mouth”

Agent 47 says nothing as the two run towards each other with 47 swiping at Spy, who is holding the briefcase in one hand and slices 47’s cheek with his switchblade in the other, 47 then grabs onto Spy’s arm and throws him at the winch, Where he proceeds to pull out a pistol but it’s knocked back by a shot from the ambassador causing a loud bang which alerts everyone in the mansion sending everyone into a panic Agent 47 grits his teeth as he looks down at the people realizing his stealth mission has gone bust but looks forward to see the Spy sucker punching his gut and stabs his left shoulder causing him to hold it in pain, The Spy walks away and prepares to walk back to the window where he first got onto the light rig.

Spy: “This has been fun but I should be heading out.”

He was about to say something else but hears a “quack!” Drop next to him, That then explodes causing the light rig to lose support and fall onto the ground with the spy being thrown into a wall from the blast and falls straight onto the floor with a loud thud. The cloud of dust settle revealing Agent 47 getting up and limping to the briefcase where he sees Spy’s buried corpse with blood dripping from the area, He rips the case out of the spy’s hand and talks to Diana on his ear piece.

Agent 47: “Diana I have the case, Where’s the nearest exit my cover has been blown thanks to the… Intruder but he’s been dealt with.”

Static rings out with a feminine voice speaking out

Diana: “I heard. Well the nearest would be downstairs but there’s too many guards but the Helicopter is nice and empty.”

Agent 47: “Thanks, Helicopter it is I’ll take it from here”

Agent 47 runs through the halls nearing the exit but suddenly a loud thud slams into his face as the Spy comes around the corner with a frying pan and slams it into 47’s face and picks up the briefcase while laughing, He starts running to the helicopter.

Spy: “Thanks for the information! Now off to see your mothe-“

Before the Spy could finish Agent 47 throws a plate that shatters against his head, The plate shatters against his head causing him to fall over in pain and trip down the three steps of “stairs” and which causes the briefcase to slide outside in the thunderstorm and onto the wet grass, 47 Runs but Spy shoots a leg of the table which drops into the hitman’s path causing him to trip over it and stumble into a door which breaks, While Laughing the spy gets up and runs for the briefcase again but 47 is able to shoot the briefcase closer to the helicopter and lines up a shoot that goes straight through the spy’s left leg making him fall over.

Spy: “Oh come on! We’re not in some cartoon!”

He yells in pain but when 47 runs out and grabs onto the briefcase he sees nothing no spy, no blood puddle thanks to the rain and thanks to his instinct he doesn’t see an invisible figure on the helicopter hiding away. He sighs and walks towards the helicopter confused, Thinking “maybe he ran off” to himself he entered the helicopter and started it, The blades spun as the helicopter took off with multiple guards shooting at it as they come out right away knowing it’s an enemy but the helicopter flies away and follows the riverbank.

Agent 47 sighs and grabs onto his pistol and turn on auto pilot: “I know you’re here.”

Spy: “Well.”

The Spy decloaks and smiles holding a sapper: “Ready?”

47 grunts as he shoots the spy before he could do anything, The spy yells in pain as he drops down but smiles as he drops the sapper which deactivates the helicopters system, 47 looks around for a parachute but notices the Spy thought of that and stabbed all of them tearing holes into all of them, The spy laughs as he is lifted up and thrown out of the helicopter by 47 who then tries to save the helicopter but it’s too late as the helicopter flies straight into the riverbank…

A few minutes pass by as the briefcase is seen by 47 who throw’s onto a door that was set loose by the crash of the helicopter sighing he breathes heavily, He did it he’s safe

*Click*

The spy adjusts his tie and wipes the dirt and blood off his suit with one hand and holding the ambassador in the other pointed at 47 soaking wet

Spy: “I’ll be taking that.”

BANG! A gunshot rings out as Agent 47’s head gains a hole straight through the forehead. The gun sizzles as the spy drops onto the door and grabs the briefcase

Spy: “Pauling, I need a pick up, The package is secured.”

KO

Alright so let’s get this started this will be divided into Physicality, tools, stamina, experience, stealth and speed, Starting with physicality which is… interesting to say the least, In terms of raw strength I’d give it to Spy because while 47 is much more skilled in terms of physical combat and being able to knock out trained personnel with just a punch or knock out people with muffins the spy can take down a man who can defy logic and blow up genetically enhanced yeti’s with a punch with just 4 backstabs from a switchblade and in terms of durability the Spy can survive laser and radiation blasts but also punches from the heavy who can wrestle with bears while 47 can only tank a few assault rifle rounds, so Spy takes Physicality and 100% tools because while basically everything is a tool for the hitman most of the stuff he finds is non lethal while the Spy has an entire arsenal of weapons on hand to kill Agent 47 plus Deadringer is kinda op being able to survive death and due to the way Spy works if they both went for a headshot the Spy would just survive probably with 25 hp left but still so Spy wins Tools but 100% Not Stamina, I mean Spy is in pretty good shape but due to the amount he smokes his lungs would not be in the best shape while Agent 47 can survive in an ocean during a raging storm for several hours, pass through a motel burning down and never seems to be tired so easy dub but experience would be shockingly in a tie as yes 47 has been doing this hitman shit for a long time, The spy has possibly done it for the same amount of time but also the spy has a trick up his sleeve being team fortress just being weird, The hitman’s experience wouldn’t matter due to the more wacky ideas throwing him off but thanks to instinct it might allow him to predict the Spy’s movement but that’s not really available in combat especially in a fight like this so best call is a tie but not the same with stealth as shockingly Agent 47 had the biggest lead in this category due to being unrecognizable if he switched outfits but also hiding in boxes, refrigerators etc and also being able to spot the spy’s disguise’s thanks to instinct but also see through invisibility due to his lung issues so Hitman takes that but not Speed as Once again Hitman can barely dodge bullet fire while the spy can dodge lasers, radiation waves and a minigun that fires 10’000 rounds per minute up close which also puts his reactive speeds far above 47, While The Hitman was more Stealthy and had more stamina thanks to the Spy’s Physical prowess, tools, and speed the Spy was the one to steal the win and carry home the win

Tonight’s winner and season 1’s finale winner is the Spy

Goodnight, Thanks for supporting the show and see you later folks.