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weird ass family

Summary:

Minseok: tfw your dad-figure is in a relationship with seven other weirdly attractive dudes and now you're conflicted bc you don't know if you should give them a shovel talk or not

Hyukkyu: what?

Minseok: sanghyeok-hyung is dating two of your former worlds teammates (zeka and kingen), ruler, chovy, scout, rascal, and lehends,,,

Hyukkyu: i would try to help you, but i'm shocked too...

Minseok: goddamn it

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OR: the half-social media au/half chat-fic that consists of the lck folks (past and present) dealing with the chaos that is the eight-way relationship of faker, ruler, lehends, kingen, rascal, zeka, scout and chovy...

(plus a pretty ex-couple (read: faker & deft) turned rivals to friendly rivals back to a couple)

Chapter 1: wangho's too tired for ts

Notes:

chat the voice in my head won,,,this has been made 💀💀💀

Chapter Text

Keria added Wooje, Hyunjoon and Minhyung to a new Group Chat

Keria renamed [ Group Chat ] to [ WHAT THE HELL??? ]

Keria renamed Keria to Minseok

 

Wooje: what’s up ?

 

Minseok: i cannot be the only one to be seeing this right???

hyung is weirdly affectionate with jihoon-hyung and?? the others too???

 

Hyunjoon: lmfao

yeah

About that…

Wangho-hyung told me they all got together or som shit idk

 

Minseok: WHENR DIDD THEY HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT?? ALSO YOU TAKL TO WANGHO-HYUNG???

 

Hyunjoon: LCK lanemates solidarity also rule the rift 💪💪💪

wangho hyung made a gc between us and all the lck junglers!!

 

Minhyung: wow he really just adopted you, huh?

 

Hyunjoon: if wooje’s hyung’s favorite child, then i’m wangho’s favorite child.

You two are the problem children

 

Minseok: i’m in your walls :))) 

 

Hyunjoon: not with this roach killer spray, you’re not

 

Wooje: yeah you’re dying tonight for sure

 

Hyunjoon: what?

 

Wooje: Minseok-ah’s a gremlin, you just unleashed a dark cosmic force you cannot hope to control…

 

Hyunjoon: respectfully, what the fuck, wooje-yah?

 

Minseok: that’s hyung to you, wooje-yah 🙄

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE MAIN POINT

WHAT THE FRICK

HOW DID SANGHYUK-HYUNG RIZZ UP SEVEN OTHER GUYS??? IN THE SAME CAREER FIELD AS US TOO??? 

 

Wooje: “All Road Lead to Me” moment, except the road in question is a full-on rainbow and full of hyung’s suitors…

 

Hyunjoon : ‘suitors’ is wild, i’d just like to say that.

 

Minhyung: unfortunately he’s not wrong… i think at this rate, the lck could become sanghyeok’s harem…

 

Hyunjoon: Please, PLEASE, never say that shit ever again. I need eye-bleach now.

 

Minseok added Peanut to WHAT THE HELL???

 

Minseok: IMPORTANT QUESTION!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE HYUNG AND ALSO HOW THE HELL DID HYUNG GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM (YK WHO I MEAN)

 

Minseok renamed Peanut to Wangho

 

Wangho: i can’t say bc of secrecy reasons, but majority.

And as for your second question…lots and lots of late night talks where sanghyeok-hyung unintentionally waxed poetic about jaehyukkie, to which i had jinhyeok lock them in a closet during the asian games which lead them to figuring their shit out and begin to date a week later or something. also, jaehyukkie pathetically simping over the others and practically begging sanghyeok-hyung to ask them out (read: siwoo) on his behalf. it went downhill from there because i lost HOURS OF SLEEP trying to calm jaehyuk-ah down bc he kept HAVING GAY CRISES ABOUT RASCAL AND KINGEN so i told them myself. then the two approached (read: CORNERED) jaehyuk at the party at sanghyeok’s apartment and then there’s the details that i really really don’t want to get into because i had to wear fucking ear plugs during that event.

Sanghyeok-hyung was very upfront about the whole thing with Yechanie, Geonwoo-yah and Jihoonie so thank god i didn’t have to deal with that but GOOD LORD, jaehyuk-ah was a drama queen. He needs to be casted in a k-drama ASAP 😃😃😃 👍

 

Minseok: what the fuck. 💀

Are you okay???

 

Wangho: My thoughts exactly.

And no, I’m not okay.

Any more questions?

 

Minhyung: I’m almost scared to ask 😀

 

Wooje: I’m not—

WHO’S THE NO. 1 IN THE RELATIONSHIP???

 

Hyunjoon: SHUT UP DON’T ASK THAT IDIOT!!!

 

Minhyung: I have no part in this.

 

Minseok: you’re going down with me, minhyung!!

 

Minhyung:

.

.

.

 

Hyunjoon: BRUH

 

Wangho: i shouldn’t answer this but i will out of spite bc i’m a proud hater (/affectionate) of jaehyuk… but i’m like pretty sure sanghyeok-hyung is NOT the no. 1. In fact, i would claim the opposite.

Anyways, good day.

I have scrims, good bye! 👋

 

Minseok: please tell me he isn’t implying what i think he is,,,,

 

Wooje: oh my god blackmail on sanghyeok-hyung!! FINALLY!!!

 

Minhyung: This team is a MESS


Hyunjoon renamed [ WHAT THE HELL??? ] to [ I CRAVE DEATH!!! ]

Chapter 2: shovel talk? more like murder talk!

Summary:

kdf just wants to talk to the three...

rascal gives some insight

kdf doesn't know how to feel about it

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[ WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨]

 

Youngjae added Rascal to WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨

Youngjae added Kingen to WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨

Youngjae added Zeka to WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨



Youngjae: ya’ll some simps fr

 

Taeyoon: not the way you immediately attacked them ☠️

 

Youngjae: had to let em know!!!

 

Andil: i’m inclined to agree,,,

 

Kingen: ah…this again

 

Rascal: (2)

 

Zeka: (3)

 

DuDu: what does that even mean???

 

Kingen: deft-hyung threatened to maim us if we hurt sanghyeok-hyung

 

Zeka: ngl i’ve never been more intimidated in my life

 

Youngjae: what the fffff

wait

wait

there’s HISTORY between those two for SURE

I won’t pry bc i respect them but like ???? JFC

whats up with older league players having rizz

 

Rascal: truth be told, i’m surprised Geonwoo-yah and Seonghoon-ah managed to work out their courage to actually ask me out

I could feel them constantly staring at me when they thought i wasn’t looking. It was pathetically endearing.

 

Bulldog: elaborate please— 👁️

 

Kingen: don’t elaborate, actually. that was so embarrassing on our part.,, 😰

 

Rascal: needless to say, i caught them staring at me multiple times. I waited for a few months for them. I had to get Pyosik-ah involved because they just froze up around me.

 

Andil: that’s cute

But also

yeah

A little pathetic like you said

 

Rascal: right?

 

Zeka: i feel so attacked..,,,

 

Rascal: aw, did i hurt baby’s feelings?

 

Zeka: ToT

 

Kingen: oh god,,,,

 

Youngjae: omg aint no way….,,,,rascal youre the top???? 💀

 

Rascal: isn’t it self explanatory? But yes, among other things

 

Taeyoon: local pretty boy found ordering around two big men who listen perfectly, more at six—

 

DuDu: CRYING,,, why are yall like this 😭😭😭

 

Youngjae: blame gen. g. They raised me like this

 

Rascal: also something to note. Im pretty sure i’m the top of the food chain between me and everyone else.

 

Youngjae: wait wait wtf wtf

You’re NUMBER ONE??? Where is SANGHYEOK-HYUNG AT THEN???

 

Rascal: the bottom alongside yechannie. they’re quite cute. we spoil them both in and outside of that activity, if you get my drift. Everyone thinks they’re adorable, so unfortunately we all get possessive easily.

 

Andil: i really don’t want to know all of this info but also i do at the same time

 

Bulldog: felt that in my soul ngl

 

Rascal: this is VERY TMI, but the order generally is myself, jaehyuk, siwoo, jihoon, seonghoon, geonwoo, sanghyeok & yechan.

 

DuDu: i never thought in my years of living, that i’d somehow find out that sanghyeok-hyung is a bottom and is full of rizz that he pulled seven other people,,,,

 

Youngjae: i hate that sentence; cursed af

but same

 

Kingen: MOVING ON…

You guys interested in anyone?

 

Bulldog: .

.

.

gwanbin-hyung has a crush on viper-nim

 

Andil: oh



Andil has left WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨

Youngjae added Andil to WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HYUNG??? 🤨



Zeka: oh! dohyeon-hyung! I can introduce you to him if you’d like?

 

Andil: HDSFVBHSAD

 

Taeyoon: that means yes, just in case you couldn’t tell.

 

Bulldog: why is the lck so rainbow-coded

 

Youngjae: we’re guys stuck playing videogames for a good part of our youth and spend our times with other guys that are unnaturally A) pretty, B) handsome C) an attractive twink, D) suspiciously built or E) some mix of the above

of COURSE not all of us are going to be straight tf?

 

DuDu: speaking from experience, huh?

That crush of yours on Morgan really went crazy

 

Youngjae: hey hyung!

Watch your back! 😃😃😃

 

Zeka: morgan-hyung??

i’m pretty sure he likes you???

i can ask again to make sure?

 

Youngjae: PLEASE

 

Zeka: 👍ill msg him right now!

 

Youngjae: I LOVE YOU SM GEONWOO!!!!!

Notes:

this story still feels like a fever dream lmfao 💀

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mentions:
dohyeon (viper) - hle
morgan - brion

Chapter 3: trauma? it’s free real estate

Summary:

sanghyeok knows all...

zogk is reasonably unnerved,,,

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[ I CRAVE DEATH!!! ]

 

 

Minseok: please tell me im not the only one who noticed that sanghyeok hyung is LIMPING?

 

Minhyung: no, you’re not. I may jump into a pit of fire soon

 

Hyunjoon: yo, take me with you

 

Wooje: who do you think caused that

based on what wangho-hyung said, it could be any of them ☠️

 

Minhyung: maybe jihoon? he was oddly close to sanghyeok-hyung the entire duration of the filming…

 

Minseok: …probably… i mean the glare he gave that staff member???

insane actually

 

Wooje: it was kinda hot ngl

Thats not gay btw im just appreciating the homies

 

Hyunjoon: wooje not having a filter: the series

 

Wooje: ok you can’t tell me you guys wouldn’t like to have someone doing that too?

 

Minseok: just because you’re right doesn’t mean you’re right.

 

Hyunjoon: i hate how that made sense

 

Minhyung: ^ same.

Okay but plot twist, maybe it was Ruler?

 

Minseok: RULER-HYUNG??? THE ‘ALWAYS SMILING AND PLAYING PRANKS ON LEHENDS’ RULER??? I WILL EAT MY SOCK IF THATS THE CASE

 

 

Minseok added Demon Dad!!! to the I CRAVE DEATH!!!

 

 

Minseok: HYUNG WHY ARE YOU LIMPING???? WHO DID IT??? ❗❗❗

 

Demon Dad: Interesting greeting.

It was Jihoon-ah, though.

 

Minseok: THANK FUCK.

 

Demon Dad: Language.

 

Minseok: THANK FRICK.

 

Demon Dad: Better.

 

Hyunjoon: wait wait what are the others like???

 

Demon Dad: When they get jealous? I back-read.

 

Wooje: YES!!! 👁️👁️

 

Demon Dad: Jihoon-ah gets the most outwardly jealous, while Jaehyuk-ah gets the most possessive but on the down-low; there’s a fine line between the two. Seonghoon-ah just gives you a stare that makes you nervous, Geonwoo-yah gets pouty, Yechannie gets clingy, and Siwoo-yah just makes jokes at your expense except said jokes are meant to make you feel smaller but in a foreplay kind of sense.

I hope you never have to experience that, that being said.

Siwoo-yah’s a menace.

 

Minhyung: I really, really didn’t need to know all that, hyung…

 

Demon Dad: Wooje-yah and Minseok-ah asked. I simply delivered.

 

Minhyung: hyung… ㅠㅠ

 

Demon Dad: Sorry, Minhyungie…

I can set you up with Clear if you’d like?

 

Hyunjoon: WHAT.

 

Minhyung: I feel so betrayed…

 

Demon Dad: Just ask the kid out. He likes you, you like him. You two have been dancing around each other since you guys bumped into each other during the Spring Split Title Trailer recording.

 

Minseok: what in the k-drama is this??? 🔎🥸

 

Demon Dad: Minseok-ah. You act like your crush on Quantum isn’t just as obvious.

He was on KDF’s main roster for only about four months and you managed to trip after seeing him majority of the times you walked past him in that duration. It was honestly impressive.

 

Minseok: i do not wish to be perceived any longer

 

Wooje: damn thats tough ☠️

 

Hyunjoon: wtf am i the only one who did notice any of this??? 🙃

 

Demon Dad: I wouldn’t worry too much about it, Hyunjoon-ah. I just happen to be very observant. Especially when it comes to the way you keep avoiding Lucid because you’re nervous around him, due to him being a ‘05 liner.

 

Hyunjoon: .

 

Demon Dad: I talked to Heosu-yah about it. He gave you the green light. Lucid’s an adult, so he doesn’t have qualms. He did, however, say that if you hurt his kid he would send the wolves to you. 

I won’t be stopping him either.

 

Hyunjoon: hyung why are you like this ;;;

 

Wooje: average sanghyeok-hyung behavior 😰

 

Demon Dad: Wooje-yah.

 

Wooje: oh no.

 

Demon Dad: You have a crush on Dplus Kia’s bottom lane, Aiming and Kellin.

You were not discreet with how you kept trying to get close to them during the LCK Award.

 

Wooje: wow the group chat name is really a good representation of how i feel right now

 

Demon Dad: Next time, think before you speak.

Now just go ask them out. Trust me on this one, kids.

Notes:

rare pairs - its free real estate ;)

mentions:
clear - bnk fear x
quantum - kdf/kdf c.
lucid - dplus kia
aiming - dplus kia
kellin - dplus kia

Chapter 4: haha, jealousy go brrrr

Summary:

"why are we here, just to suffer" -chovy, probably

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[ very demure, very mindful ]

 

Jihoon: ok that lady keeps getting WAY too close to sanghyeok-hyung…

 

Siwoo: jihoon-ah…chill out okay? they’re just helping with his hair and makeup…

 

Jaehyuk: that’s peak comedy right there, you saying that of all people

 

Siwoo: shut up jaehyuk-ah! 😃

who was the one that kept getting touchy (and more) with yechannie because they were jealous?

oh right! that was YOU! 🤨

 

Yechan: but like.,,, why did you have to name drop me 😔

That’s something that i still feel to this day

jaehyukie is a monster ㅠㅠ

 

Jaehyuk: You know you liked it, Yechan-hyung.

 

Seonghoon: …damn hyung busted out the proper capitalization and everything

i pray for you Yechan-hyung…

 

Yechan: OTL

I’m going to hide in minhyungie’s room,,,, ;;;

 

Jaehyuk: Don’t you dare.

 

Jihoon: oh god, jaehyuk-hyung’s adc pride is being challenged 🙃

 

Yechan: @Sanghyeok @Kwanghee SAVE ME HYUNGS ㅠㅠ

 

Kwanghee: you did this to yourself, sweetheart. you should know by now not to mess with jaehyukkie. he can be a cruel, cruel man when he wants to be

 

Sanghyeok: you can hide out in my room. jaehyuk-ah can’t enter our dorms anyways.

 

Yechan: I LOVE YOU HYUNG. THIS IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST 🥰🥰🥰

 

Sanghyeok: Love you too, Yechannie.

 

Kwanghee: you’re too soft on yechan-hyung, sanghyeok-hyung.

 

Sanghyeok: I’ve known him for a long, long time. I have a soft spot for him.

 

Geonwoo: that’s fair ;;;

 

Jihoon: yo sanghyeok-hyung… jaehyuk-hyung looks dangerously angry rn,,, even geonbu-yah pointed it out ;;;

 

Jaehyuk: Correct. I’m angry. Hyung. You have an off-day next week, right?

 

Sanghyeok: Yes, Hyuk-ah.

 

Kwanghee: ah you really went there, hyung…

 

Geonwoo: sanghyeok-hyung ,,, are you not scared lmao ☠️

 

Sanghyeok: No. Jaehyuk’s all bark and no bite quite often, you’ll find.

 

Siwoo: OH NAHHHH hyung’s exposing jaehyukie ☠️

 

Seonghoon: cant believe this is where jihoon-hyung’s initial complaint, went to,,, 

truly incredible

 

Yechan: respectfully seonghoon-ah… LEAVE. ☠️

Why are you enabling this LMAO 😭

Do you CARE ABOUT HYUNG’S LEGS???

 

Seonghoon: to protect my own body, I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT.

 

Jaehyuk: good answer, seonghoon-ah.

 

Jihoon: POV: im ranting and somehow the gc turns into a fucking foreplay session ☠️☠️☠️

fckuing hate it here ;;;

 

Kwanghee: Jihoon-ah, relax.

 

Jihoon: 

 

Siwoo: whipped

 

Jihoon: oh yeah bc i can definitely forget about the time i joked that kwanghee-hyung was an old man and he proceeded to fucking make my eyes roll back for hours on end ☠️

 

Siwoo: …

you know thats fair

kwanghee-hyung is scary too ;;; 

 

Jaehyuk: Sanghyeok-hyung. Get the kids out of the dorm for the weekend.

 

Sanghyeok: No promises.

 

Jaehyuk: You better. Or else, hyung.

 

Sanghyeok: 🤷

 

Yechan: god im so sorry sanghyeok-hyung ToT

 

Sanghyeok: It’s fine, Yechannie; don’t be.

 

Yechan: still ;;;; ㅠㅠ

Notes:

chovy needs compensation ong

Chapter 5: psychopath era

Summary:

peyz: *(speaks)*
kiin: *(stares in tired mom)*

Notes:

for reference:

Kiin — Donatello
Pyosik — Michelangelo
Showmaker — Leonardo
Peyz — Raphael
Faker — Master Splinter 🐭🔥

Chapter Text

[ TMNT 🐢⚔️ ]

 

Donatello: alexa, how do i Hide A Body?

 

Michelangelo: YO WHAT 🤠

 

Donatello: siwoo-yah keeps rejecting my queues whenever they pop up while im in the bathroom or som

 

Raphael: eyyy, hyung, you shouldn't leave it alone then!

 

Donatello: suhwan-ah… im your hyung 🤨

 

Leonardo: no, no, let him cook 🍳

 

Raphael:

 

Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: Yeah, that sounds about right…

 

Michelangelo: unrelated but i still cant believe youre dating so many people hyung! its very impressive and sounds like fun!! 💪

more importantly, they're still treating you right, right???

I will go out into battle and die a valiant death if it means protecting you!! 🙏🙏🙏

 

Leonardo: VERY TRUE AND I AGREE WITH PYOSIKKKKKK!!! 💯💯💯

 

Donatello: dunno how we got here but same tbh

 

Raphael: ^ 

I'll be in their walls with the power of God and Anime on my side‼️

*(vine boom.sfx)*

 

Donatello: …suhwan-ah you kids scare me sometimes…

 

Raphael: “skill issue” – a wise person

 

Leonardo: LMFAOOOO UR GETTING COOKED BY SOMEONE SIX YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU KIIN-HYUNG 😭😭😭

 

Raphael: thank you showmaker-hyung, for the support

 

Leonardo: holyyyyy molyyyy you're Such a Gremlin

youd get along with yonghyeok!! 

 

Michelangelo: oh shoot aren't they the same birth year?

 

Leonardo: yeah!!

,,,man that makes me feel old tbh

Wonder how sanghyeok-hyung feels;;;;

 

Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: It’s not that bad. Besides, more friends for the kids, and players they can smother in platonic affection.

(And by that, I mean Hyunjoon. He absolutely LOVES mother henning anyone younger than him. I fear he's taking after Wangho-yah)

 

Raphael: random thought but wangho-hyung is like a mix of gojo satoru, sabo, hashirama and hitsugaya toshiro. 

in fact, the parallels are uncanny



Donatello: .

.

.

what are you even saying suhwan-ah???

 

Raphael: they hated me because i spoke the truth, AMEN. 🙏

 

Leonardo: AMEN 🙏

 

Michelangelo: AMEN 🙏

 

Donatello: Peyz-ah…

 

Raphael: lol

 

Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: Sorry to break the flow, but are you guys on the way right now?

 

Michelangelo: yes hyung! :D thanks for inviting us over btw!!! 🫶

 

Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: Of course, it’s no problem 👍

Besides, no offense to my kids, but I trust you all more than them when it comes to not destroying my place, and interior decorating.

 

Leonardo: OH SHIII!

Thanks hyung!! Do you want us to bring anything extra over rn?

 

Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: You don’t have to bring anything, don’t worry. We’re all going to go shopping together; this was made to be a full day thing anyways.

 

Raphael: oh

is that why helper coach-nim said we didn’t have to go to scrims today?

 

Donatello: …

Yes suhwan-ah ;;;

Were you not listening?

 

Raphael: i zoned out

Sorry hyung

 

Michelangelo: he just let out the loudest sigh ever 😭

 

Leonardo: he’s so real for that though,,,

Also sanghyeok-hyung, we’re like about ten minutes away!!

See you soon!! 😺


Master Splinter 🐭⚔️: Eung, Heosu-yah 👍

Chapter 6: our family now!!!

Summary:

awooga gen g family dynamics go brrrr

Notes:

there's some angst in this chapter,,, siwoo's parents are buttheads to put it lightly

also this takes place just slightly after the gen g chapter of the first part of this series.

Chapter Text

[ Gen. G ]

 

Lehends: HOLY FUCK GUYS I WENT TO AN APPRAISER WITH MATA-HYUNG;;;

THE NECKLACES ARE EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN WE THOUGHT

IT WASN'T JUST THE CHAIN THAT WAS REAL GOLD;;;

OUR BIRTHSTONE PENDANTS WERE THE REAL DEAL TOO HOLY SHIT

 

Kiin: NO WAY??? 

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭

 

Chovy: ??????????? 

 

Estranged Dad 💀: oh lol he was being dead ass about that ig then huh

 

Lehends: TF YOU MEAN BY THAT????

 

Estranged Dad 💀: oh so we decided to give each other's “family” if you want to call it that, gifts. he gave you guys yours and is gonna give jdg's theirs next week iirc. I'm giving t1's theirs next week too.

 

Lehends: THANK YOU FOR BEING SO CLOSE WITH FAKER HYUNG,,,, HIS GIFT MEANT EVERYTHING ㅠㅠ I NEVER GOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT?? AND IM NOT JUST TALKING ABT HOW EXPENSIVE IT WAS BUT JUST A GIFT IN GENERAL;;;

 

Peyz: Hyung what.

 

Mata: oh dear…

 

Helper: siwoo's birth parents were terrible people. they were neglectful and when they did give him attention it was rarely good. his mom was an alcoholic and his dad always ignored what was going on. so, birthdays and birthday presents for that matter, were far from reality for siwoo. needless to say, he moved to his uncle’s for a reason. 

we keep this between us yeah? 

I'm only telling you guys this because Siwoo gave me the green light to do so, if it was relevant to a conversation and it was around ppl he trusted.

which, is you guys, plus a select few others.

 

Ruler:

 

Ruler: do I have permission to beat someone up??

his parents sound like something else

like I know I joke and tease Siwoo-yah but like??? Wtf

 

Canyon: woah.

do his parents try to approach him now thats he's made a name for himself since a while ago, or do they still not care?

 

Lehends: they have called me over 20 times this past week and a half. they probably saw the news about the Championship… I haven't responded or called back and I'm a little too anxious to… 🥲

 

Chovy: wtf screw them

you owe them absolutely nothing !!! they mistreated you as a kid and it's obviously still affecting you so… 

 

Kiin: ^ this

you’re not obligated at all

 

Canyon: what the two said is correct.

Based on what i’m hearing, it’s likely they’re only contacting you because you got fame and they want that, too. They’re manipulative and unhealthy and just plain toxic.

If you want to answer their calls, then that’s fine, just know that we’re here for you if it gets too much.

You deserve better than them, hyung.

 

Mata: hey we have tissues in the kitchen right???

 

Peyz: yes

 

Mata: can you get them and bring them to siwoo’s room please? I'm with him rn, and he’s sorta crying right now

 

Lehends: shtu up im nto cyryning

 

Mata: your spelling says otherwise…

 

Peyz: Hyung, with all due respect, your parents are trashy

Like, full disrespect to them.

 

Canyon: Damn

True though

Anyone that does that to their kid is terrible

 

 

Lehends renamed Kiin to partner in crime 💥

Lehends renamed Canyon to local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️

Lehends renamed Chovy to Prince Jihoon😍

Lehends renamed Peyz to child!!! 🐿️

Lehends renamed Estranged Dad 💀 to my other half 🤞

Lehends renamed Mata to THE Adult 🎉

Lehends renamed Helper to Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️

Lehends renamed [ Gen. G ] to [ Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎]

child!!! 🐿️ renamed Lehends to Best Hyung :)

 

 

Kiin: HOLY SHIT

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: im about to cry too ☠️

 

child!!! 🐿️: thank you siwoo-hyung

Also we all think you’re cool :) 

 

Best Hyung :): holy shit suhwanie i love you i would die for you

sweet sweet winter child who i would give the whole world for bc you deserve only the best

what do you want to eat rn? my treat <3

 

child!!! 🐿️: it’s ok, it’s my treat!

just text me whatever you want hyung

 

partner in crime 💥: the baby is growing up!!! ㅠㅠ

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: wholesome vibes

Love to see it tbh

 

Prince Jihoon😍: rare gen g family scene

 

my other half 🤞: damn can’t believe i’m missing this rn ;;;

 

child!!! 🐿️: it’s okay hyung!! you’re still in korea right? you can just come to the dorms

party in my room btw! 

i have too many snacks that needs to be eaten lol

 

my other half 🤞: you being deadass rn?

 

child!!! 🐿️: yeah

 

my other half 🤞: god i love you suhwan-ah,,,

 

child!!! 🐿️:  i enjoy your presence too, hyung

Also this is a def a top 10 moments if not filmed you would not believe

 

my other half 🤞: i’ve peaked in life now

 

Prince Jihoon😍: i love how most people have normal bucket lists and life goals

but ours is just:

- get seal of approval from sanghyeok-hyung

- get seal of approval from suhwan

And then bam—life completed 😂

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: i dunno that goes hard though jihoon-ah

 

THE Adult 🎉: LMFAO

True

I agree with that statement

 

child!!! 🐿️: …

btw

how do you deal with liking someone?

 

partner in crime 💥:

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️:

 

Prince Jihoon😍:

 

my other half 🤞:

 

THE Adult 🎉:

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️:

 

Best Hyung :):

 

Best Hyung :): WHO IS IT SUHWAN ASDHGFVAJHSG

 

child!!! 🐿️: ,,,Willer-hyung ;;;

 

THE Adult 🎉: oh

Was it because he kept like patting your head affectionately like a cat?

 

partner in crime 💥: wow mata-hyung is not pulling his punches ong

 

THE Adult 🎉: i witnessed willer smiling at suhwanie multiple times while he wasn’t looking and he looks at suhwan like he hung the stars istg

and then suhwan will look at willer like he’s one signature away from signing a contract with bnk just to be able to be close with him 

Its crazy man

 

child!!! 🐿️: idk he makes me nervous :(

But like in a good way you know?

 

Best Hyung :): oh my god

You’re in love-love.

 

Prince Jihoon😍: just ask him out

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: ^ this

besides he’s talked to me about you before so…

 

child!!! 🐿️: ?

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: at least with this type of thing, jeonghyeon wears his heart on his sleeve; if he vibes with someone or not, it’s obvious

and he def vibes with you

even if he doesn’t like you back in that way, he won’t make it awkward and will still want to be friends

but i highly doubt that he doesn’t like you

Because he definitely does

He literally came to me to ask about your likes/dislikes and if that doesn’t scream ‘i have a crush on someone’ then idk what does and romance is dead

 

my other half 🤞: damn, bars!!!

But yeah i agree

Trust us hyungs, suhwan-ah… im sure he’ll be happy to hear you out

 

child!!! 🐿️: i’ll…try i guess

thanks hyungs

 

Prince Jihoon😍: good luck suhwan! :) 

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: you got this! 💪

 

THE Adult 🎉: just be yourself

 

partner in crime 💥: fighting suhwannie!!! ✊

 

Best Hyung :): rooting for you!!! My door is always open if it you need it 💙

Anyways!!! everyone come over to suhwannie’s room!! his collection of snacks is kinda impressive LOL 😂

plus we can gossip more!!!

 

Prince Jihoon😍: BET

Chapter 7: overprotective hyungs be like:

Summary:

suhwan: lol btw im sad

geng: WHO DID IT????

Notes:

Reminder:
Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎
Kiin — partner in crime 💥
Canyon — local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️
Chovy — Prince Jihoon😍
Peyz — child!!! 🐿️
Lehends — Best Hyung :)
Ruler — Estranged Dad 💀 —> my other half 🤞
Mata — THE Adult 🎉
Helper Coach — Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️

Chapter Text

[ Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎]

 

child!!! 🐿️: purely hypothetical right?

but like what would you guys do if you some a staff at LoL Park that looked oddly similar to a teacher from middle school that you really really didn't like because they were low key lgbtq-phobic and made you feel unsafe as a kid especially since you were confused and finding out where you fell under in relation to your sexuality and then you realized ‘oh. that is her’ and then suddenly your sense of stability and safety just crumbles because you realize she could just expose you to the public without any warning if she recognized you?

me personally, i think retiring and leaving the pro scene would be good!

 

Best Hyung :): that's WEIRDLY SPECIFIC AND DETAILED.

I'm 99.99% convinced that's your own story

but

to answer….

tell someone trusted about your situation, and maybe get them to scope her out? see if shes changed for the better and if she hasn't & i'm assuming that shes a jackass at this point, then use your friends as a buffer to make sure she can't get close—based on what you're saying I assume that this person's friends won't mind helping them out. I would recommend walking around with another trusted individual just in case too. also you didn't hear this from me but the friends should totally threaten her if she tries anything abnormal or steps out of line :)))

 

my other half 🤞: out of curiosity, what else did this lady do?

 

child!!! 🐿️: she singled them out in class.

she made comments about their appearance and personality.

she said some things about their family, too.

constantly look down on them.

she made them cry when they got home.

multiple times.

 

partner in crime 💥: you know I was gonna go along with the joke of this being a supposed hypothetical

but like wtf

this is serious suhwan-ah

geonbu is reading over my shoulder and he looks MAD

like I mean FURIOUS

he's pacing rn

 

my other half 🤞: im going to go to lol park right now and fucking rip her to shreds I sweat to god

not even god could stop me from my rampage

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: i'll hide the body.

 

child!!! 🐿️: 💀💀💀 damn 

I didn't know it was that serious

 

Prince Jihoon 😍: suhwan istg if I see that lady it'd on SIGHT

that's NOT okay you know that right?

 

child!!! 🐿️: uhhhh yeah

but like it's fine though

I can power through it anyways

 

THE Adult 🎉: you shouldn't have to , is the thing

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: Correct. I'll be talking to the upper management about this, if you're okay with me doing that, suhwan.

 

child!!! 🐿️: oh

it really isn't that big of a deal

but sure I guess?

preferably just don't name drop me

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: noted. thanks for letting us know about this.

 

Best Hyung :): suhwan, come to hyung’s room, ok?

 

child!!! 🐿️: ?

sure

 

 

Lehends added Kiin, Canyon, Chovy, and 3 others to a new Group Chat

Lehends renamed [ Group Chat ] to [ SUHWAN PROTECTION SQUAD ]



[ SUHWAN PROTECTION SQUAD ]

 

Lehends: im going to fucjung maim that bitch

She hurt suhwan more than he admitted to

she fucking hit him

she slapped him after class

and she told him all sorts of bullshit 

she told him that he was worthless and all that dogwater

I'm not okay

The next time I see her I'm knocking her the hell out

 

Ruler: genuinely appalled right now

she seemed so nice when I met her but??

Apparently not

It seems she's going on my hitlist

 

Chovy: there is a special place burning in hell just for her <3

I'm going to meet her there to make sure she gets her due.

Chapter 8: faker and his seven (7) simps

Summary:

cathyeok buff ftw

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[ very demure, very mindful ]

 

Siwoo: suhwanie just went on a 20 minute verbal essay about how sanghyeok-hyung was a trendsetter whilst managing to throw shade at me

I would be annoyed if it weren't the for the fact that it was actually low key impressive

 

Sanghyeok: Oh. That may have partially been due to the fact Minseokie showed him our photos from the Polo Ralph Lauren collab.

I think it was these ones?

 

Siwoo: fuck.

i knew you guys did a collab but I never actually watched the video…

 

Jihoon: holyyyy…,,,

(also someone come get siwoo-hyung… he's frothing at the mouth 💀 )

 

Seonghoon: in his defense though, sanghyeok-hyung looks HOT in those frames. also I could effortlessly lift him and carry him around like the princess he is :))

 

Sanghyeok: Seonghoon-ah… Please…

The kids just looked over my shoulder only to see that message…

They looked traumatized out of their mind…

 

Geonwoo: god was unfair when he made sanghyeok-hyung

Gave him the talent, the skills, the looks and the personality

Wtf 😭

 

Yechan: TRUE

actually

where’s jaehyukkie and rascal-hyung?

 

Seonghoon: idk but something tells me they’re up to no good☠️

 

Jihoon: yeah sounds accurate 🙃

YO WAIT SANGHYEOK-HYUNG

WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF CAT-CODED OR DOG-CODED???

 

Sanghyeok: ?

 

Jihoon: CAT-CODED IT IS!!!

Happy halloween hyung!!! 😂😂😂

 

Sanghyeok: I’m more of a Penguin.

But I’ll humor you, Jihoon-ah.

 

Siwoo: hyung with cat ears;;;;

cute;;;;

hyung please, for us? 🙏🙏🙏

 

Sanghyeok: …

Let’s meet at the Spring Split Finals and then if you win, we can talk about it.

 

Siwoo: FUCK YEAHHHHH

 

Jihoon: wife buff?

nah, more like CAT-HYEOK BUFF ❗❗❗

 

Jihoon: oh my god

siwoo-hyung just asked suhwan if they could role swap for spring split 😭😭😭

 

Sanghyeok: I want to say I’m surprised, but I’m really not.

 

Yechan: t1’s masterplan to defeat gen. g this split be like:

 

Seonghoon: damn yall are cooked i hate to say it

Who would win? siwoo smurfing on t1 and via power of cat-hyeok or t1 who need to defend their hyung’s virtue(?) and defend him with their lives…

 

Yechan: anime aaaaah plot 

 

Seonghoon: 💀💀💀

 

Jihoon: “not in my house” –zogk moments before beating the shit out of us in finals because siwoo-hyung threw the bo5

 

Siwoo: fuck you jihoon

I hope your pillow is warm you ass

 

Geonwoo: ok more importantly but pyosik x bonnie x bdd?? like what a trio of cuties fr they all look so happy together hnhsjsns

 

Yechan: vouch!! sad that kwanghee hyung constantly bullies pangsu-yah… 

 

Sanghyeok: Kwanghee ‘Try Not to be A Nuisance’ challenge impossible difficulty….

 

Jaehyuk: LMFAOOOOO

 

Siwoo: KWANGHEE GETTING COOKED OUT HERE DAMN 🍳🍳🍳🍳🔥

 

Jihoon: no fr though I see the vision,,,,

why am I actually crying at that thought

they'd be so pure and just bundles of happiness 😭

seonghoon hyung and geonwoo can be in charge of beating the people that speak bad about them, up.

upper right hook and everything

 

Jaehyuk: i dont condone violence but i agree with that

 

Geonwoo: ok bet

ill do it for free too

 

Seonghoon: ^

 

Sanghyeok: HI GUYS!!!

 

Siwoo: Yo wtf

 

Sanghyeok: sorry all caps!! also its minseok here hello!! sanghyeok hyung is currently looking for me im scared send help anyways I would like to announce that sanghyeok has a gallery for each of you guys!! thanks for taking care of hyung! :)

also

ahsb*#^@,@(ndjsnskalqoiwey

Ignore that message.

I'll be back soon. 

Have to speak to Minseok for a moment :)

 

Yechan: rest in peace 🙏

 

Kwanghee: 🙏

 

Jaehyuk: 🙏

 

Seonghoon: 🙏

 

Siwoo: 🙏

 

Jihoon: 🙏

 

Geonwoo: 🙏

Notes:

For those of you who don't know who Bonnie is, they're a former Gen G Academy & Kt Academy/Rolster member

Rascal was an absolute menace (/affectionate) to him and their dynamic was so cute and just dsafjkhbhj WAAAA i miss bonnie :( where is he now,,,

cute video(s) of them here, here, here, here, etc.

Chapter 9: THERE’S AN ANIMAL ON THE LOOSE!! (it's just deft)

Summary:

deft being a protective rival (slash friend)

Notes:

Faker — Sanghyeok
Rascal — Kwanghee
Scout — Yechan
Lehends — Siwoo
Ruler — Jaehyuk
Kingen — Seonghoon
Chovy — Jihoon
Zeka — Geonwoo

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ very demure, very mindful ]

 

Sanghyeok added Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙) to very demure, very mindful

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): before you ask, no sanghyeok is not awake. I added myself. 

 

Jihoon: oh no.

 

Siwoo: yo wdym “oh no”

That does not bode well

 

Jihoon: it’s not MEANT TO bode well, hyung ;;;

There’s a reason when i was in drx it was an open secret that hyeokgyu hyung was the scariest out of all of us.,,,

 

Geonwoo: oh shit hi hyung

 

Seonghoon: !! 👋hello hyeokgyu hyung!!

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): Hi, seonghoon-ah, geonwoo-ah. Fancy meeting you here.

Because as it turns out, you two are also involved in this conversation I need to have with you guys.

 

Yechan: ?

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): You may or may not have heard, but Sanghyeok and I used to date. Things happened—ask him yourself if you want the details—and we broke up, and didn’t talk for a while but now we’re close again. (No, we don’t like each other like that anymore, just for some of you jealous people here (I’m looking at you Seonghoon-ah, Kwanghee-ah. ))

We might not be dating each other any longer nor hold any residual romantic feelings, but I will say this: I will not hesitate to ruin you all if you hurt Sanghyeok-ah. He’s still someone I care deeply for, even if I sometimes act stingy about him on-stream. He’s still the same person I met whom I looked up to as both a rival and friend.The same person I loved those few years ago with all my heart; the one that I thought I was going to spend my following years with in union.

I know him in and out; I know him like the back of my hand, so if I even sense that something’s wrong; that any of you mistreated or hurt him, I will not hesitate to take action.

Good day.

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙) has left very demure, very mindful

 

Seonghoon: holy shit

 

Geonwoo: wtf i didnt know hyeokgyu-hyung was like that

 

Jihoon: drx 2020 war flashbacks jfc

 

Jaehyuk: i literally woke up to get a drink. its 1am and i see this ominous and quite frankly intimidating message from hyeokgyu-hyung himself

I think its time to retire

 

Kwanghee: nah youre stuck with us for the foreseeable future

Especially if you dont want to deal with hyeokgyu

 

Jaehyuk: .

You make a good point 👍

 

Kwanghee: thanks. I know.

 

Jaehyuk: i revoke that statement

 

Kwanghee: ☠️

 

Yechan: so. Is this a good time to mention that there was this one staff lowkey getting way too close to Sanghyeok to the point where I saw hyung drop his polite smile?

 

Sanghyeok added Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙) to very demure, very mindful

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): yes, actually. Thank you, Yechan-ah.

 

Yechan: uh youre welcome i guess?

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): huh. I like you. you’re my favorite i think.

 

Siwoo: LOL yechan the sunbae collector — love to see it 🤣

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙): Anyways, I got it handled, just send me their name. I’ll deal with them. Thanks once again.

 

Hyeokgyu (ALPACA🦙) has left very demure, very mindful

 

Siwoo: so. Who wants to bet that deft-hyung knows someone in the shady business?

 

Jihoon: i dont take bets i know i cant win

 

Siwoo: WHAT.

 

Jihoon: he knows so many people… you think all of them are completely innocent??? Like he doesn’t really associate with them because he doesn’t agree with them or their actions or the business they’re involved with, so i wouldn’t worry too much. Honestly, the most he’ll do is probably get them a meeting with the higher-ups and have them privately shamed by said-higher ups with a surprisingly suspicious large amount of evidence.

 

Siwoo: im scared

 

Jihoon: you should be

hyeokgyu-hyung does not play around when it comes to the ppl he cares about

 

Geonwoo: oh

Lol

Is that why i saw this one dude on the news getting arrested for tax fraud like two days after he drunkenly shoved me and yelled in my face after we won worlds??? 

 

Jihoon: highly likely

 

Seonghoon: no, go back. Someone shoved you?? You should’ve told me. I would’ve dealt with it too.

 

Geonwoo: hyung… we didn’t need you causing a fight LOL

Even if you would have won one-hundred percent

 

Seonghoon: shame.

 

Siwoo:

 

 

Jaehyuk: nah fr ;;; 😰

Notes:

for a little more context about the thing between faker & deft, read chapter 3 of 'A Penguin's Trove of Snippets' here
(small detail but that chapter takes place after this one)

Chapter 10: gaslight gatekeep girlboss (aka lck’s new & upcoming kpop group)

Summary:

let em cook!!!

Notes:

Doran — main vocal 🎤
Deokdam — main dancer 🕺
Peanut — main visual ✨
Sylvie — main rapper 😈
Morgan — all rounder 💅
Faker — leader 💪

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ lck’s new kpop group (REAL) ]

 

main vocal 🎤: hey we’re still on for karaoke tonight right guys? :( 

Im sick so i dont think i can attend ToT

 

main dancer🕺: ok well

We’ll just go to ur streaming floor and then karaoke there??

We dont have to go out 🤷

 

main visual✨: i think i’d have to ask dandy and mowgli coaches first ㅋㅋㅋ

 

leader 💪: i already talked to them about it

 

main rapper 😈: ???

 

all rounder 💅: ??? (2)

 

leader 💪: I'm close with Andil, and Andil confessed to Viper recently. They’re dating now and sometimes Gwanbin-ah and Dohyeon-ah tell me random things about their teams; it's how I found out Hyunjoon was coming down with something.

Which, by the way, Hyunjoon-ah, do you need me to bring you anything for your fever?

 

main vocal 🎤: woah!! Dohyeon is dating Andil-ah?? :O thats super cute though, im happy for em!

and btw it’s okay hyung… it’ll pass as long as i get enough sleep :’>

 

leader 💪: hm. Well, I’ll still bring some stuff over, anyways.

We’ll be there around 7pm

 

main vocal 🎤: haha, okay, sounds good hyung! See you soon! ＼(＾▽＾)／

 

 

[ PRIVATE MESSAGES ]

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Are you truly okay, Hyunjoon-ah?

I know it’s more than just your fever that’s had you feeling down.

 

Doran (Choi Hyunjoon): hyung, im fine! ^^;

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): I don’t want to pry, but you’ve had a crush on Dohyeon-ah for a while, no?

 

Doran (Choi Hyunjoon): how do you even know that ;;;

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): my kids pined after their respective partner(s) for a while…

I witnessed and had to help a few of my non-t1 kids to get the courage they needed to confess.

I had a one-sided crush for a bit too.

I have experience in the whole “crushing on another person” & “watching people crush on others” field…

 

Doran (Choi Hyunjoon): oh…

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): It’s not my business, but I want you to know that, you’re a great person, and even though Dohyeon-ah is dating someone else, you’ll find another person that will love and cherish you in the way that Dohyeon does for Andil-ah.

And you’re not expected to just suddenly get over your crush on Dohyeon-ah, either. Crushes are still a form of love, and love isn’t just something that goes away in a snap.

If you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here, Hyunjoon-ah. If I don’t respond right away if you happen to text/call me, just message anyone from T1 for my attention, okay?

 

Doran (Choi Hyunjoon): oh okay

Thank you hyung…

That means a lot to me, actually

I just have a lot to process i think

I’m sorry

Thank you, again

I’ll probably need to take you up on that offer at some point, so apologies if I message you late at night suddenly.

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): That’s quite alright, Hyunjoon-ah.

Whenever you’re ready.

Notes:

doran will find love with another player!! trust me!! he just has to come to terms with his unrequited crush on viper :')
(poor bby...i love him...im sorry for doing this to you...;;;)

Chapter 11: therapy arc (sorta! it’s a start!)

Summary:

kdf, professional league team and also professional cupids (at least they think so...)

Notes:

DuDu
Youngjae
Cuzz
Bulldog
Taeyoon
Bull
Leaper
Andil
Quantum
Faker — LPL SLAYER ⚔️

Chapter Text

[ ‘23/’24 KDF & OUR GOD 🙏 ]

 

LPL SLAYER ⚔️: Hello, I require some advice.

 

Youngjae: YES whats up?? Whats the tea?

 

LPL SLAYER ⚔️: This goes without saying, but this stays between us…

But, do you happen to know anybody that would go well with Hyunjoon-ah? I mean Doran, by the way. Not Oner.

I had some options, but I wanted to find someone that could match with Hyunjoon-ah well. He’s a bit…emotionally down, as he’s realized his crush is unrequited, and I’d like to at least make sure he has someone in his corner, whether as a prospective romantic partner or simply a very close friend.

 

DuDu: how’s brion or gen. g sound? I know morgan + chovy/peyz/lehends are off limits bc theyre interested or dating other ppl but?

 

Bull: i mean

both teams are home to well rounded ppl

thats not to say the others aren’t but yk

also maybe hena from fearx sounds good too?

 

Youngjae: oh we’re setting hyunjoon-hyung up? b e t.

Hear me out yall: KIIN-HYUNG.

the dynamic of the brooding slightly intimidating protective and then the shy bashful and bright

 

Leaper: i fear you might be cooking!!

 

Bulldog: wait actually that sounds so cute!! like, if Doran got hurt or something, kiin would just make that persons life a living h/ll!!

PROTECTIVE KIIN MY BELOVED???

 

Andil: yo you good?? youve been reading too much manhwa, havent you? 🥸

 

Bulldog: No Comment.

 

Quantum: thats a yes…

 

Cuzz: exposing each other like true siblings, love to see it

 

Taeyoon: Truly a Moment of All Time(™)

 

LPL SLAYER ⚔️: Hm, Kiin doesn't sound like too bad of a choice. I'll get in contact with him.

Thank you children for your help.

 

Leaper: “children”

Brb dying of happiness rn

 

Bulldog: REALLLL

 

 

[ PRIVATE MESSAGES ]

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Apologies for the sudden message, but is it alright if I ask something of you?

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): If it's reasonable, then sure, hyung.

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Thank you. 

I wanted to ask if it would be okay if you kept an eye out on Doran-nim for me.

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): hyunjoon?

What happened with him?

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): It’s not my place to say or go into detail about, but it has to do with him and Dohyeon.

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): oh.

I think I know what happened.

He likes Dohyeon, doesn’t he?

But since Dohyeon’s with Andil-ah…

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Seems like you knew about this entire situation already?

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): somewhat. Wangho-hyung briefly mentioned it, and called Hyunjoon a “lovebird” for Dohyeon.

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Huh. That’s a new one.

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): tell me about it.

But yeah, it’s all good hyung. I’ll keep watch over him on your behalf.

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): Thank you, Giin-ah.

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): no problem sanghyeok-hyung. 

Have a good evening 👍

 

Faker (Lee Sanghyeok): You too, Giin-ah. Consider the next meal on me. Just let me know.

 

Kiin (Kim Giin): sure ㅎ

Chapter 12: "sussy" -suhwan, probably

Summary:

suhwan lore dropping...
his hyungs: 👁️👄👁️ ???

Notes:

Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎
Kiin — partner in crime 💥
Canyon — local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️
Chovy — Prince Jihoon😍
Peyz — child!!! 🐿️
Lehends — Best Hyung :)
Ruler — Estranged Dad 💀 —> my other half 🤞
Mata — THE Adult 🎉
Helper Coach — Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️

Chapter Text

[ Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎 ]

 

child!!! 🐿️: WHAT THE FRICK

 

THE Adult 🎉: ??

 

child!!! 🐿️: WRONG CHAT. ignore that message

 

Best Hyung :): SPILL THE TEA SUHWANNIE????

 

Prince Jihoon😍: oh god

 

child!!! 🐿️: @partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

HYUNG 

HYUNG

HYUNG

HYUNG

HYUNG

 

my other half 🤞: dear god what did kiin-ah do?? 😭

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: if i have to pay for another meal bc you kids happened to “forget” your cards im grounding you all

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: that was. one time, hyung

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: one time too many

 

child!!! 🐿️: ITS NOT THAT

THATS NOT IMPORTANT HYUNGS

 

THE Adult 🎉: suhwan’s using all caps…

 

Prince Jihoon😍: yup so hes learned something earth-shattering…

Probably

 

child!!! 🐿️: @partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

@partner in crime 💥

GIIN-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GET OVER HERE!!!

STOP IGNORING MY MESSAGES HYUNG!!! ㅡㅅㅡ 

ㅠㅠ

 

Best Hyung :): THE BANMAL??? IM DECEASED LMFAOOOO

 

partner in crime 💥: yes, suhwan?

 

child!!! 🐿️: WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL US YOU’RE DATING HYUNJOON HYUNG??? 

 

partner in crime 💥: i’m literally not?

 

child!!! 🐿️: WDYM i saw you two getting in the SAME CAR this morning!!!

 

partner in crime 💥: ?

We had a photoshoot together, that’s why.

 

THE Adult 🎉:

 

my other half 🤞: ngl that does not help your case;;;

 

Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️: 🧍🧍🧍 what da hell

 

partner in crime 💥: seriously, it’s nothing.

They just wanted us to come in since we both have associations with Gen. G.

Plus, Sanghyeok-hyung told me to “take care of him” after what happened with Hyunjoon-ah.

So, it’s not like i could say no.

 

Best Hyung :): BRO. i’m even MORE confused now

 

partner in crime 💥: JFC. tl;dr, one-sided crushes suck ass, and hyunjoon had to experience it.

I’m just helping sanghyeok-hyung make sure hyunjoonie is okay

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: ‘hyunjoonie’

…

okay

onto nicknames already, are we?

 

Best Hyung :): oh nah, geonbu is going on the attack ☠️

 

partner in crime 💥: shut the hell up. I’m just here to help hyunjoon out. 

 

child!!! 🐿️: Oh.

Fair enough. Hyung…

Tell hyung i’m here if he needs to talk

 

Prince Jihoon😍: ???

 

child!!! 🐿️: one-sided loves suck 😢so i feel

 

THE Adult 🎉: you have something you want to say, suhwanie?

 

child!!! 🐿️: 🤷? i mean im not that young that i haven’t experienced first loves and the rest of the love business, hyung ;;; ㅜㅜ

 

Best Hyung :): elaborate…?

 

child!!! 🐿️: faker, theshy, lucid, pyosik 🗣️ ❗❗❗ and one more player WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

 

Best Hyung :): so…they're in this gc???

 

child!!! 🐿️: No Comment.

 

Best Hyung :): LMFAOOO ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT IS DSAJHFKJ 

SUHWAN I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU

 

child!!! 🐿️: me neither but here we are anyways ㅎ….

 

partner in crime 💥: i want to know but at the same time idk if i do…

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: same…

 

Prince Jihoon😍: I WANT TO KNOW TELL MEEEE

 

my other half 🤞: SUHWANNIEEEEE TELL US!!! WHO’S THE LAST PERSON???

 

child!!! 🐿️: lol

no

Chapter 13: KIIN STAND UPPPPP!!!

Summary:

let kiin live 2k24

Notes:

Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎
Kiin — partner in crime 💥
Canyon — local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️
Chovy — Prince Jihoon😍
Peyz — child!!! 🐿️
Lehends — Best Hyung :)
Ruler — Estranged Dad 💀 —> my other half 🤞
Mata — THE Adult 🎉
Helper Coach — Stressed Uncle (Cool) ☂️

Chapter Text

[ Gen. G & Ruler + THE COOL UNCLES 😎 ]

 

child!!! 🐿️ : stand up.

 

partner in crime 💥: Let me Breathe, Suhwan-ah.

 

child!!! 🐿️ : defeat is a sign of weakness, and I'm not weak, and I'm not a coward

 

partner in crime 💥: dramatic much, suhwannie?

 

Best Hyung :): what the hell is going on at 1 AM?? 😭😭😭

 

child!!! 🐿️ : kiin hyung took a taxi to hyunjoon-hyung's place to deliver food and snacks and drinks for him!!

 

partner in crime 💥: he was sick.  

you want me to just ignore his message?? That would be shitty, especially since he already knew I saw his message; I'm not gonna just leave him on read.

 

child!!! 🐿️ : .

 

THE Adult 🎉: I can’t defend you anymore…

 

partner in crime 💥: there’s NOTHING TO defend????

 

my other half 🤞: me when you lie:

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Best Hyung :): NOT THE SEONGHOON PICS DFSAVHJGVSDHGF

 

Prince Jihoon😍: kiin finding love!!!

Maybe you’ll finally be less cranky constantly!!!

 

partner in crime 💥: i hate you all.

This is EXACTLY why i never made chapagetti for you all

But i have for others.

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: bro?

 

Best Hyung :): not geonbu being summoned by the word “chapagetti” ☠️

 

my other half 🤞: excuse me but what the HELL?

 

partner in crime 💥: listen. wooje-yah, sanghyeok-hyung and hyunjoon-ah can be very convincing when they want to be

And they respect me

You guys could learn something from them

 

Best Hyung :): when did you become BESTIES with ⅖ of T1 and RANNIE???

Actually

Correction

BOYFRIENDS WITH RANNIE.

 

partner in crime 💥: shut up siwoo-yah

We’re NOT boyfriends

 

child!!! 🐿️ : …hyung

What if dohyeon-hyung snatches up hyunjoon-hyung…how would you feel???

 

partner in crime 💥: nothing. Because WE’RE NOT DATING. And isn’t dohyeon dating andil-ah anyways????

 

local fluffy polar bear 🐻‍❄️: tbf…faker-hyung is dating 7 other ppl + hyukkyu hyung…

 

child!!! 🐿️ : exactly

 

partner in crime 💥: im going to pretend this conversation never happened

 

my other half 🤞: YOU CAN’T ESCAPE US!!!!

 

Best Hyung :):  ^ WHAT JAEHYUK-AH SAID!!!

 

Prince Jihoon😍: HYUNG if u keep living in denial

I will bring in the BIG GUNS

(read: sanghyeok-hyung)

 

partner in crime 💥: i’m going to let kwanghee-hyung know about your guys’...antics.

Im sure he’ll be pleased to hear about it

 

Best Hyung :): LOL NVM SORRY MY BAD BRO

 

Prince Jihoon😍: wowwwww suddenly i can’t read my texts!!!

 

my other half 🤞: LMFAOOOO this is fun to witness

 

partner in crime 💥: that’s what i thought.

Jaehyuk-hyung. Youre on thin ice

 

my other half 🤞: sure, but it’s not broken yet, so…

 

partner in crime 💥: touché.

Chapter 14: in front of my salad is crazy

Summary:

never let peanut cook

Notes:

CAW CAW BITCHES
Doran — holy trinity
Peanut — trail mix
Zeka — runaway child
Viper — garden pet
Delight — boombox

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ CAW CAW BITCHES ]

 

trail mix: @holy trinity ??

 

holy trinity: NO

 

trail mix: i didn’t say anything tho, hyunjoon-ah?

 

holy trinity: sanghyeok-hyung already teased me ENOUGH!!

 

runaway child: sanghyeok-hyung??

 

garden pet: ?

 

boombox: what goes on this good day gamers?

 

holy trinity: i will cry, wangho-hyung

 

garden pet: i would appreciate an explanation

 

runaway child: ngl me too

 

boombox: thirded,,,

 

trail mix: oh nothing~ i just think hyunjoonie might have a boyfriend officially now (o˘◡˘o)

 

holy trinity: WHAT IF I DIED? 💥

 

runaway child: pls don’t jjangran — i would like you to be alive

 

boombox: spill!! who is it???

 

trail mix: gen.g

 

garden pet: oh it’s kiin-ssi

 

runaway child: oop that was quick

 

garden pet: tbf that was the only option…suhwanie is in a thing with willer-nim, jihoon & siwoo-yah is with with the large poly relationship, idk what’s going on with geonbu…so…

 

boombox: im gonna stop you RIGHT there,,,,suhwanie?>?? Shy, introverted, suhwanie aka adc of gen.g; my former adc, peyz????

 

garden pet: lmfao yeah

We message each other :) 

 

boombox: wtf is this crazy betrayal!!

 

garden pet: hey man, not my fault we got close after lineCK

sweet kid, to be honest. very polite

 

boombox: …valid ig

 

runaway child: back to the main point…congrats hyunjoon-hyung!!!

He better treat you right or i’ll be in his walls! (*¯︶¯*)

 

trail mix: i have pictures of them being lovey-dovey, at the cheap price of 2,000 won - discounted for you guys only

 

runaway child: ill take ur entire stock

 

garden pet: ???

 

runaway child: is this what it’s like to witness ur older sibling get married

except not rly?

 

garden pet: i think we need to give geonwoo-yah a factory reset

 

boombox: nah it’s fine

average geonwoo behavior tbh

 

holy trinity: friendship ended with this team, new best friends are t1…

 

trail mix: you’re acting like sanghyeok-hyung would be any better

 

holy trinity: faker-nim my goat

he could curse at me if he wanted

 

boombox: oh man, hyung’s in the trenches for his unkillable demon king

 

garden pet: i mean.

 

boombox: bro shut up

u literally called him your ‘sanghyeokie hyung’ when flaming ur team & and an enemy team member for playing corki yasuo

 

trail mix: oh yeah that lmfao

i sent that clip to sanghyeok-hyung

he says he appreciates it, dohyeon-ah

 

garden pet: guess i’ll die

 

runaway child: you boomers need to learn how to simp on the downlow

yall suck at that fr

 

boombox: im not taking slander from YOU geonwoo-yah!!

 

runaway child: erm aKTUALLY 🤓☝️

no one asked for ur opinion hwanjoong hyung

 

boombox: watch ur back geonwoo

Notes:

mentions:
jeonghyeon - willer
jihoon - chovy
geonbu - canyon
siwoo - lehends
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as for hle's names...
- doran's is a joke about doran items - doran ring/sword/shield
- peanut's is bc peanuts are found in trail mix
- zeka's is what it is bc he's a clumsy child who would prob get lost unintentionally
- viper's is a joke on his name - the snake that is very much NOT safe for humans - and how dohyeon's really a bit of a softie in reality and not venomous like his namesake...
- delight's is bc bro is loud and voice is resounding when he's hyped up...volume on 100 fr
- hanwha's baseball team is hanwha eagles, which is why they named it 'CAW CAW BITCHES' hdsafjkds
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the "corki/yasuo" mention in question; here

Chapter 15: how much is insurance and how much do i get as compensation?

Notes:

ROLLERCOASTER (SEASONAL ENTRY)
Perfect — menace to society
Pyosik — mating call
Bdd — digimon psycho
Deft — clumsy alpaca
BeryL — gacha go BRRR

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ ROLLERCOASTER (SEASONAL ENTRY) ]

 

menace to society: what a terrible day to have eyes, i fear

 

clumsy alpaca: what?

 

gacha go BRRR: ominous, but understandable have a great day

 

mating call: elaborate?

 

menace to society: i joined kt to go pro

not watch my hyung(s) kabedon their boyfriend

 

gacha go BRRR: oh ok yea that makes sense

I would want to die too, if i was in ur place too, seungminie

 

menace to society: thanks geonhee hyung i appreciate the sentiment

@digimon psycho i hope you know im in ur walls hyung

NEVER kiss face with bonnie-hyung in front of me AGAIN!!!

 

mating call: OHHH that’s what you meant!!!

Sorry abt that seungmin-ah!! boseong-hyung got jealous and decided to make a move on bonnie in public bc some stranger kept tryna make a move on bonnie!!

 

menace to society: cool, im glad you guys settled the situation

But

man

I cant see you the same again, all three of you

 

clumsy alpaca: i left momentarily to get a drink. Why am i reading about how you guys traumatized our kid???

 

menace to society: don’t worry abt it hyung

All i will say is that this was me fr after seeing that with my two innocent eyes:

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digimon psycho: jaehyuk-hyung jumpscare…

yeah but sorry about that seungmin-ah…

 

menace to society: its fine

I will say heosu-hyung looked at me weirdly when i came home 

 

mating call: HOLD UP??? DID YOU SAY “HOME”?????? 

HUH????

 

clumsy alpaca: oh dear…

 

menace to society: yeah ok pretend i didn’t send that msg :^))) 

 

clumsy alpaca: well before this gets out of hand, for reference, heosu has his own apartment for personal reasons, also he and seungmin-ah are dating. 

 

gacha go BRRR: when did that happen? This pair is pretty unexpected

 

clumsy alpaca: they started talking after that champs queue game with him, heosu, dohyeon-ah, minkyu-yah and changhyeonie…

 

gacha go BRRR: ohhh okay i see 

 

digimon psycho: is heosu treating you well, seungmin-ah?

 

menace to society: ?

yeah he is, hyung

 

digimon psycho: i see

Well congrats to you then - i hope you guys stay happy and healthy

 

menace to society: thanks hyung 🫶

 

mating call: you know i joke around a lot

but if heosu-yah hurts you, it doesn’t matter if we’re friends, i will be confronting him

 

gacha go BRRR: same here 

 

clumsy alpaca: ^

 

digimon psycho: (4444)

 

menace to society: uh thanks hyungs?

But you dont have anything to worry about haha

Notes:

mentions:
gwangsu - bonnie
heosu - showmaker
dohyeon - viper
minkyu - duro
changhyeon - pyosik
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— the champs queue game in mention here
— welcome more crack ships!! perfect/showmaker & pyosik/bonnie/bdd that was loosely referenced in the past