Chapter 1: Guidelines.
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† This post aims to focus on the titular characters, but other canon characters can also appear in the background. For example, Banica Conchita or Lilith Baldured can come in if you want the story or the drawing to go that way.
† I can also write reader-insert, or if you want an ambiguous character to appear (for example, an invader in Evil's Forest who ends up killed by Hänsel and Gretel, or a dinner guest at the Conchita mansion who talks with Arte and Pollo) that is also fine.
† It's also alright to comment a headcanon of these characters and we can talk about it. If I agree with the headcanon, I might write something for it.
While commenting, please specify whether you want the situation to be drawn or written, or if it's up to me to decide how to go about it.
† Art : I'm a traditional artist, and I usually work with mechanical pencil/graphite, markers, fineliners, and ballpoint pens. I can't promise that the quality will be of my fully rendered illustrations, but I'm a bit of a perfectionist so you can expect a drawing that's at least alright.
† Fic : Ideally, I would write something around 1500 words, maybe a bit more if I really like the idea or a bit less if I don't have the energy to flesh the plot out completely.
† I won't draw/write anything that's very out of character, but otherwise literally anything that has happened in canon (or is implied to have happened in canon) goes.
Just to give you some ideas of what has happened in canon:
murder/gore/other injuries (to other characters and to themselves), cannibalism, obsessive/possessive behavior/generally unhealthy relationship (between each other and towards other characters), vomiting and other symptoms of sickness, mild incest, baking/cooking (and eating), gardening, collecting and keeping insects, doing face paint, hanging out with zombies, chores (cleaning, laundry, shopping), pranks (other characters and each other), dancing, etc.
† If you don't like the more gross stuff, it's completely fine. You can request something that's fluffy or comforting too; I'd be very happy to write or draw something nice happening to them.
† Thank you for reading this. Please comment your request if you have one, or come back later when you get an idea.
- stupidlittlebrother
Chapter 2: (Art: Pollo) That's not pasta.
Summary:
I wanted this drawing to have the same feeling as those stock photos where a person is eating a salad.
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Chapter 3: (Art: Ney, Lemy) The get-along shirt
Summary:
You two need to stop biting each other. Also, Lemy is way too small for this to work properly..
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